Monster Girl Thread

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Just give her your lunch money and meet her behind the gym after school anon. Nothing could go wrong.

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Maids.

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First for smug gremlins

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>>17909307
So close, but tonight is not Gremlin-chan's night.

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Fat Bottomed Troll

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>>17909330
not for you maybe

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>>17909307
Liches and gremlins are not allowed to be in the the same room. The world is not yet ready for that kind of science.

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So how about those my cute waifu?

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>>17909338
they would probably just argue about which type of science is better for pleasuring their husbands. Magic vs technology.

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I want my wife to be the most evil of evil Dragons.

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You're ready for Christmas right? I know I am.

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Thicc Onee-chans are for being turned into lewd breeding sows by their otoutos.

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>>17909407
how sweet

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>>17909370
I know I am.

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>>17909370
Who will take care of all the CC Dragons who are too proud to admit that they are sad because they are spending Christmas Eve alone in their hoard?

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>>17909368
Watch out anon. I heard she put pineapples on her pizza.

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One hotdog, coming right up!

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Thanksgiving with the Wendigo family

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>>17909370
Only if it involves lots of MGs in santa girl outfits.

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>>17909370
Is there a Krampus mamono that punishes naughty kids on Christmas?

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>>17909504
You know you're the father of a Wendigo family when you have to wipe the drool off the face of your daughters after your wife served the turkey.

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>>17909370
Yep. I'm getting the Jack Kirby 4th World Omnibus for Christmas, it's the thickest goddamn comic book ever compiled.
You know what else is thick? Darkseid is.

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>>17909407
Hey how about that idea I had about a guy losing his soul to a demon, dying and moving into her pad in Hell?
Anyone feel like using it or is it too vague and trite?

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I hate loli/childish monster girls.
For me the thiccer, the better.

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>>17909519
I think you could play up the angle of expectations in it. Guy is expecting to be suffering and tortured in horrific ways not possible on earth and is scared shitless, but the demon finds it cute and teases him a little. Just don't have him come to his senses too soon, always thinking that it'll all lead to the torture eventually. Even after seeing how nice the neighbors are.

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>>17909515
Why yes, yes there is!

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>>17909516
>carving the juicy turkey
>Wendi kids can't contain their excitement and run around
>Wendigo wife squirming in place and sweating, trying her best not to get off just yet

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>>17909502
I'd put some mayo in her, if you know what I mean.

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>>17909524
You can have comfy extra soft tubby pear shaped loli, but even they are nowhere near the level of thickness big monster girls can reach.

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>>17909502
>meanwhile outside the cafe

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>>17909524
Fat is unhealthy and a shit, while lolis are at the peak of health and vitality, checkmate.

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>>17909631
No, normal/slightly athletic 16-18 year old girls are the pinacle of healthiness and beauty. You might not like it, but that's what perfection looks like.

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>This kills the meido.

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>>17909636
More like 12 to 14, when their innocence is still untainted but their body become lewder everyday thanks to puberty.
It's also when their wombs and eggs are at the freshest and most prime to be fertilized.

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>>17909631
Thick =/= Fat

Thick= fertility, health and prosperity.
Skinny girls are more likely to die while giving birth.

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>>17909648
At 16 is where you get to enjoy the body and lust of a proper monster girl though. If you want really lewd and loving sex with the promise of daughterus that's the best age to start.

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>>17909663
>Thick= fertility, health and prosperity
Is this what fat girls say to themselves to not feel bad?

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>>17909663
>die while giving birth
Say that to the slim mosquito girls who pop out 8+ eggs each pregnancy like it was nothing

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>>17909672
16 is the year of peak lewdness, at that age she would cause you such arousal that you'd have no choice but to quit your job so you could devote yourself to sex with her every single day.
Too lewd, modest 13 year old monster girls are better.

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>>17909663
>Skinny girls are more likely to die while giving birth.
2d =/= 3d.

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>>17909684
It has always been like this . Still you keep not getting the difference between unheathy fatties and Thick goddesses

>>17909711
>8 mere eggs
Pathetic, an Ant queen can easily give birth to twice as much eggs.

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>>17909730
Not in this context

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I'm commissioning this artist, and he decided to sketch out and finish a picture for me, just for fun, before getting started on the actual commission.
I'm excited to see how it is going to turn out.

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>>17909739
I've heard that the most active species of Ant Queen can lay an egg everyday, sometimes even twice a day.
A monster girl Ant Queen definitely won't reach that speed but one egg a month seems feasible in comparison.

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>>17909756
your dedication always astounds me

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>>17909753
Large mice multiply like rabbits and they're lolis, being "thick" doesn't mean shit when it comes to 2d birth.

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>>17909768
Oh is that so ?

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>>17909756
Dayum son

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>>17909768
Thick lolis tho. With large hips

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>>17909774
Ment for >>17909758

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>>17909774
>millions of eggs
>thousand of eggs each day
Eat your heart out Echidnas, Ant Queens are the true broodmothers.

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>>17909758
>>17909774
Thankfully all MGs give birth like humans or the MGEverse would be fucked
>in just 2 weeks the whole world is literally swarming with billions and billions of insects
>people have to survive zombie-apocalypse style

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>>17909672
Monstergirls get the proper lust way earlier than that, and loli bodies are the most proper bodies.

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>>17909391
I want a big, fat, cuddle cat oneesan that keeps making me give her snacks while I talk about how she needs to go to the gym.

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>>17909774
>>17909781
That's scary. I no longer want an Ant Queen waifu.
Can you fathom just how much sex and attention one would require to lay that many eggs? You wouldn't be her lover and husband, you'd be her breeder and caretaker.

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>>17909782
Meh. I go for Echidnas for the Gacha factor more than the brood factor. I wonder what it’s like to try to raise an aquatic species on land. I think we’ll have to move to the shore or get the largest pool we can.

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>>17909787
They are actually less fertile than humans, so these "extra" fertile mgs are going to at a humans level of fertility at most.

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>>17909812
If Echidnas had to choose a place to settle by geography alone, I'd wager they'd choose Chile:
>long mountain ranges perfect for lairs for their firstborn and rugged daughters
>long coastline for aquatic daughters to explore, along with rivers
>geography and climate features ranging from deserts to forests to steppes to glaciers

Greece might not be a bad idea either, just for the historical/mythological relation and its proximity to both Slavlands and Egypt for the respective daughterus.

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>>17909829
I bet that despite all the efforts an Echidna would put into her home location she would still end up needing to move somewhere after giving birth to some surprising daughters.
There would even be cases where she would need to become a nomad to be fair to her daughters such as when she gives birth to an ice and fire Wyvern twins.

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>>17909816
By "give birth like humans" I meant 1-3 kids per birth

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>>17909864
That would be hard on her and her daughters. Moving around like that stops a family from really getting rooted anywhere.

I wonder if there are environmental restrictions on the Echidna's gacha ovaries. Would one living in a coastal lair near a plain tend to pop out more temperate and aquatic MGs, as opposed to one who lairs in a mountain? Would an Echidna lairing in a corporate penthouse birth more Tanukis, Foxes and urban MGs than a NEET Echidna living in a farmhouse basement?

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>>17909886
The thing to remember is that they usually act as the dungeon final boss.

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>>17909871
I see, The way I see it is that sown type monster girls(vamp mosquito) take quite a while to get pregnant and when they do they can have several children at once. while other types, such as the large mice which is said to have one of the biggest population size in comparison to other MG, have less children per pregnancy but can get pregnant more frequently.
Of course keeping in mind the low birth rate that Monster girls in general have, I mean the Demon lord has been fucking for nearly as millennium and only has more or less 100 daughters, That's 1 daughter every 10 years. For fucking non stop that is incredibly less fertile than Humans.

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>>17909871
Agreed with >>17909912
It's more fun to have your canine waifu give birth to a full liter rather than a single daughter. Same with bugs who can lay many eggs at once.
It should take a while to impregnate a monster girl, but once you do you get the full package with all the species' quirks rather than the usual 9 months of pregnancy for a single child.

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>>17909912
Eh, you can't really measure fertility by demon lord standards, the stronger the mg the more semen she needs to breed, so she will need a shitload of semen. Weak mgs like mice or slimes probably get pregnant every 9~ months or something

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When a monster girl is giving birth, is it painful or pleasurable? Would the final push be orgasmic?

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>>17909923
I think I'd enjoy watching a wolf's stomach grow to carry a whole litter of pups as she slowly gets hornier from the hormones.

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>>17909940
I would imagine it's so pleasurable it's part of the reason why some monster want to become broodmothers

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>>17909961
Probably.
I'd love to make a cheshire my big, soft breeding sow because of that.

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>>17909886
Echidna pregnancy is shrouded in mystery. Maybe her environment influences what species she gives birth to, hell maybe even the sex position dictates the temparement of the species.
And then you've got the brand new species she creates, perhaps they are a result of her husband's desire for a perfect daughter.
It could also all be good old luck.

>>17909940
No pain that's for sure. Pleasure isn't off the table but that's kind of freaky.
I'd assume they feel some kind of euphoria that doesn't relate to physical sensations.

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>>17909940
Painful. Everything can't be pleasure or pleasure would lose its meaning. The nature of reality is relative. Only by knowing pain can you know pleasure.

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How would an Echidna react if by some fluke she gave birth to a human daughter?

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>>17909978
She should be flattered. Having a human daughter means that her husband flooded her with so much SE that it nullified the DE in her womb during the pregnancy.

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>>17909978
that is impossible, if such a thing happened, which is highly unlikely, the DE would "corrupt" her in the womb and and she would be born as a succubus.

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>You will never be forcibly bred by a pent-up holstaurus

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>>17909989
>She should be flattered
Doubtful

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>>17909991
Nothing is impossible with mamonomana

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>>17909938
Well the stronger the mg the more "Human mana" she would need, not necessarily semen, and the DM husband is/was Humanities's finest hero he would have an incredible amount for "Human mana", and they are doing the deed almost 24/7, not to mention she has acces to all sorts of fertility increasing drugs and artifact that other might have problem getting so it stands to reasons the average MG would have difficulty having children. The tentacle forest is popular for a reason after all. But yeah lower level mg would have less problem having children than higher level ones.

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>>17910011
Always wondered what's the purpose for the breasts in not mammals MGs is.
Maybe just to better please/arouse the partner?

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>>17910011
Far too lewd for the cafe bird.
It's perfect.

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>>17910031
Technically aren't they still half-mammal?

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>>17910029
>they are doing the deed almost 24/7


Remember to also say a prayer to the demon lord's husband

What boons would that give you though?

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I like to imagine Echidnas lay eggs instead of giving live birth because that way they're literal gacha machines.
>Dark Lord Echidna tricks dense pally into cumming inside her endlessly in his quest to obtain a shiny Valkyrie mentor

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>>17910044
Good point.
How couldn't I figure that out myself ?

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>>17909994
>Not having sex constantly with your holstaurus so she doesn't get pent up.
You disappoint me anon

On side note I wonder if other monsters can also "Upgrade" by having sex with their husband, like Imps and Zombies. All monster can get stronger by having SE "given" to them so stands to reason one could get a normal Holstaurus to become a Super-Holstaurus after enough "contact" with her husband.

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>>17910011
Good. Get the bird drunk so she lower her defenses and doesn't suspect what's coming for Thanksgiving.

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>>17910101
Stuff the bird!
Big meaty birds for Thanksgiving!

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>>17910122
Yeah, "stuff her" if you know what I mean.

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>>17910072
What if the super form of the holstaurus comes from her being pent up?

Like, a vampire countess drags you into her den without her knowing, and after three days of not having any contact with you, she's breaking through walls, jumping across bottomless chasms and brandishing a whip against any vampire slut that stands between the two of you

Maybe her breasts swell up with milk from under-use, too. I dunno.

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>>17910029
You can probably impregnate a high level mg by herself withing a decade if you're dedicated to it, strong enough and with the usage of a few drugs here and there along with some luck. The way I see it, the trntacle forest is only for people who have harems.

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>>17910177
>Neglected a Hoslt for several months because of work.
>Gets her red roses as a gift in order to apologize
I really doubt even a Wurm would be able to stop her rampage at that point.

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>>17910177
I love holsts.
I want a trio of holst sisters where one is very muscled, ones a traditional hourglass, and the last is a pudgster

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Is there any way in canon a Jinko can get human hands and arms? That would make her perfect.

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>>17910322
There is the transmutation spell. Monster often use them in order to blend with human society, but you have to keep in mind that that wouldn't be her true form.

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>>17910322
Luckily for you none of that is real, so let your fantasy loose!

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>>17910296
Journey_to_the_center_of_the_earth.mkv

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>>17910342
I want to make it permanent. I mean its only the hands.

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>>17910352
yet, it wouldn't be funny if there weren't at least a couple of rules to follow.

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Nothing is cuter than a small squid. Nothing!

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>>17910422
I want to wear a cute kraken on my head. Mind you, I'm not talking about her tits.

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>>17910432
You must be talking about her cunny then!

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>>17910459
>touching lolis sexually
Ew no. If it was a big one that could work though.

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>>17910432
I bet she would instinctively put her tentacles over your eyes whenever an attractive female passed by without even knowing why she keeps doing it.

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>>17910459
Fuck off

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>>17910422
why are krakens such rapists?

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>>17910475
What a cutie. Seeing her pout when I removed her from my head would be nice. The only dangerous thing would be if she lead me to her onee-san while we were playing.

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>>17910490
>Her onee-chan gives you the ultimatum of either asking her imouto's hand in marriage, or have your innocence ruined by her hand
Well?

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>>17910422
Small squid is cute, but not cuter than small menshark

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>>17910496
Mate, I'd pick up the little thing in my head and gently put her on the ground, telling her to go play with her friend. Otouto here isn't going down without a fight and let me tell you, I'd learn some electricity magic before going to the beach.

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Weather Wurms deserve _______ !

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>>17910545
children

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>>17910545
I'd cum on a ryu's back and run away. That sounds like a fun thing to do with mgs, especially the slow ones like slugs.

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>>17910545
Brutal reverse scale molestation!

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>>17910545
Reverse scale licking!

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>>17910545
Reversed scale intercrural.

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>>17910565
>>17910586
>>17910599
In MG universe hurricanes will be named after the Ryu/husband pair that started them. Hope you guys are ready to become famous.

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>>17910605
>hurricane anon strikes again!

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>>17910605
I wonder how my name would affect me in a land with mgs. Considering I have the name of an angel, demons might be excited to rape me.

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>>17910678
Lucifer?

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>>17910678
With Christmas coming up, they’re going to look forward to my feast, if ya know what I mean.

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>>17910691
No, Raphael. He's an archangel, so eh.

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>>17910678
>Demons beeline towards you
>But on the other hand, The Order is more than willing to train and equip you no questions asked
>Whether it's because you're basically bait for demons or because of your name is up to anyone's guess

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>>17910701
Dunno about that, they either may be turned off by an "holy" name or they'd try to corrupt you.
I'd hope for the second in your case.

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>>17910729
If they were turned off by it maybe valkyries would be quite happy to meet me in person, even if it's just the name.

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I wanna spoil an alice!

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>>17910422
Yep

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What games related to MGs would you guys recommend to a new friend ?

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>>17910764
MGE 2 confirms the Queen of Hearts is an Alice.
So, do you want to spoil an Alice or THE Alice?

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>>17910807
Well an obvious choice would be Monster Girl Quest. You could also ask /mggg/ on /vg since they specialize in monster girl games

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>>17910817
>MGE 2 confirms the Queen of Hearts is an Alice.
It does?

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>>17910807
MGQ and go specifically for any place with insects or plants or combinations of both, they're the best.

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>>17909301
When did we just stop putting the previous thread in the op?

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>>17910817
She's an alice/lilim hybrid.

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>>17910831
Forever ago, it's been like that as long as I can remember. Anyone can find it using the archive anyway.

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>>17910800
L O L I S Q U I S H I E S

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>>17910844
I will never regret squishying flayers.

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>>17910826
Yes, it says that she is both a Lilim and an Alice.
It also talks a bit more about her like how she punishes people who deserve it and sometimes people who don't on a whim, though Wonderland inhabitants find it amusing either way.

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>>17910846
Nor should you. Mindflayer daughterus are for protecting.

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How about a griffon that likes making things?

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>>17910827
Please don't bully the newfriends.

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>>17910807
Eroico, plays like an old school SNES game with all the gameover rape you could ask for.

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>Your MG girlfriend takes you to her family home for thanksgiving.
>Her Dad's a degenerate who always seems to have his thumb up her Mom's butt and tells horrible jokes and keeps slapping your back while laughing at his own jokes.
>Her mom is equally lecherous and groped your ass when you introduce yourself and tries to slip some tongue in your mouth when she asked for a kiss on the cheek only to turn her head at the last moment so you kiss her on the lips.
>Surprisingly, her Dad's okay with this.
>Her sister keeps giving you bedroom eyes and eats all her food while moaning, fluttering her eyes and "accidentally" spilling various liquids on her chest.

>Take your MG to your family for Christmas
>Dad is a battle hardened Paladin who would have killed your girlfriend if she wasn't with you but lets her enter his home because he loves you even if you disappoint him.
>Mom is a healer that is very supportive and ask if your girlfriend would like to help bake in the kitchen and always smells like cookies.
>Your brother is an high level Inquisitor who took a vow of celibacy and is disgusted by your relationship with a non-human but is polite enough not to start trouble and is courteous when talking to your girlfriend.
>Until he has a little too much ale and talks about all the monstergirls he banished and how the world would be better off if they all died.


>Your girlfriend wants both families to meet on New Year's to get to know each other.
>One is lewd the other is prude
>You dont think that's a good idea

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>>17910871
Like weaponry? after all they drop the precious pole axe

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Would you want to see Monstergirl movies at the cinema?

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>>17910817
I'd spoil THE Alice, I'd spoil ALL the Alice.

I am a terrible Onii-chan.

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>>17910923
Wouldn't that just be porn?

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>>17910937
Probably. though I think monster girl can just settle for a happy ending instead of a "happy ending".

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>>17910937
If anything, it would make 'audience participation' more of a thing.

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>>17910923
Sure
I mean whats the worse that could happen?
We get the monster equivalent of Benedict cumberbatch and get the same succubus in every movie?

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>>17910923
That depends on what you mean, do you mean like in a monster girl world them having movies, because sure I don't see why not. But if you mean in our world right now, as in Hollywood doing the same thing they do with anime/manga movies that they do with monstergirls, I'd rather napalm that entire city.

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>>17910923
This. >>17910965 It would be way too Uncanny Valley for me, honestly.

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>>17910965
I was pretty much going for the monster girl world thing
Like movies with monster girl actors and stuff like that

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>>17910923
In london one cinema has "cinema ninjas" that stalk the seats and get people to turn off phones/quiet down ect.

I want to eploy a cinema kunoichi

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>>17910923
Tokyo Gore Police has monster girls even thought they are more like mutants .
The gator girl was actually hot too.

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>>17910991
A thrilling noir drama featuring Burma Scales as the great wurm detective, investigating the disappearance of anubis' husband, and the sudden return of one of the criminal underworld's most feared persons. The kikimora "cleaner" known only as the angel of death.

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>>17911024
Actually now that I checked, I retire the last comment.

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>>17910923
I bet the transformer movies would be way better with automatons.

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>>17910856
I want to molest, grope, and breed an entire colony of loli flayers.

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Do cheshires mess with the mofu mafia?

>>17911042
Loli flayers are for cuddling.

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>>17911042
>One loli Flayer flays you into thinking she's the best girl here
>Only to be overwritten by another one

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>>17910923
Considering that they would be more or less porno's I'm not sure.
Do they have different screenings for single people and couples? It would be kinda fun just to go to a movie, be placed next to a monster girl and when sex part come up, the two of you just had a quick fuck.

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>>17911051
That sounds kind of nice, being the communal boytoy they could all flay whenever and however they want. As long as they don't throw me out or play overly mean tricks all the time, that sounds like it'd be pretty nice.

>>17911050
I'll cuddle their pussies with my dick!

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>>17910923
Unfortunately, the real world has fucked us over again
youtube.com/watch?v=XFYWazblaUA

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>>17911072
Every time. Every fucking time.

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>Christmas-obsessed Yeti waifu
>Can barely contain herself as November drags on but is disciplined enough to not touch a single decoration until the November holidays have passed
>After that it's no-holds-barred

>Wears nothing but fluffy Christmas sweaters for a solid month.
>"We have to watch at least one Christmas movie a day. AT LEAST!"
>A 12-foot-tall blue spruce is suddenly dominating your living room and you have no idea where she got it.
>She's got Rudolph footie pajamas complete with a little red nose and antlers
>She says she'll have the decorations down by January 2nd. She never does. She always cries just a little when they're gone.

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What is the endgame for flayers? What do they get from flaying? It it really just finding the perfect husband? Or is it more than that?

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>>17911072
That doesn't look too bad
Just another "relationship with the weird thing" movie

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>>17911072
Cmon, it's Del Toro.
It can't be that bad.

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>>17911097
It's just Del Toro expressing his love of monsters and capitalizing on the people who wanted to fuck Abe Sapien anon.
If this movie succeeds, maybe a romance flick with a monster girl isn't far behind.
I mean come on, South Korea already had a drama about a monstergirl and a guy.

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I want to steal a loli Mindflayer's jelly!

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>>17911107
>One theory holds that the race serves a monster that lies deep in the abyss of the sea who has sent them to fill the land with their kind. Thus they appear on land in search of prey, attacking both men and women so that they are dragged down to join the ranks of the mindflayers’ companions and kin.
From MGE2's Mindflayer profile

Basically they're sent by Cthulhu-chan to conquer the surface be it by breeding with a man or corrupting women.

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>>17911072

Bad guy seems really, really cliche and I hate it.

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>>17911140
Where does the jelly come from? Somewhere lewd?

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>>17911145
Nobody knows anon, they just somehow have it and I need to steal it.

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>>17911145
I think the name for it is the wazoo, but I have no clue where it is.

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>>17911138
Denmark made one too and there's sex in it.
We just have to wait.

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>>17911155
I just hope it's not another shitty teen drama.

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>>17911172
That's debatable.
When animals dream is the title.

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>>17911185
I as referring to something american made and praying it doesn't end up like twilight.

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>>17910894
nah
i was more thinking more along the lines of ornaments

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I wonder if DE can "corrupt" other monster and turn them into MG. For example the Doom demons opened a portal to MGE land wouldn't they be turned into MG by the power of DE?

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>>17911193
No, it's definitely not on that level.

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>>17911196
>Demon Lord's army battles the doom hoard.
>Demon Realm silver makes them want dick.
>Doom demons become alps.

[Anonymous No.]

The fan translation of the chaos girls profile is easy to misinterpret, and I feel the book profiles are more appropriate.

Here is Mindflayer's book profile: https://pastebin.com/xJ0E3r6Z

Here is Atlach-Nacha's: https://pastebin.com/LYeVCZF7

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911205
Not sure if they would be Alps since they don't have a determine gender, just like some monsters form the era before the current demon lord. But i really like the idea of the Demon lord going on a conquest against the Doom horde and converting them into MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911111
>>17911137
I’m just fanny frustrated that it isn’t a man with a Nereid

[Anonymous No.]

Lets say you have a family.
Lets say said family makes you happy they're human though.
One day a big bad monster decides to make a move on you.
>hfw she smells your wife on you.
She decides to ignore it and fucks you so hard she breaks a couple of bones.
She goes back to your wife and french kisses you in front of her.
Well?
Does the wife take up arms to protect you? Or is she into the cuckmeming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911196
An actually good monoeye monster girl, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911294
that's ridiculous anon
me with a human GF.
unimaginable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911294
Either way, it'll end up with her monterized and you'd have bigamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911225
>https://pastebin.com/xJ0E3r6Z
>Overlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911225
>seven memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17910923
Not sure. But I had a thought of taking my waifu to a weird movie like human centipede or one that had disturbing deaths. She'd clearly be a little upset and annoyed, not the cute kind either. Then when the most shocking death happened I'd tell her "Imagine if that happened to me.
I'd win the most shitty husband of the year award and she'd be angry at me for weeks. That's why it was just a thought and I'd never do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911343
Just have her watch the SAW movies,that should do the trick in terms of violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911294
I exit your excessively shitty and contrived scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911348
Why did those torture porns get published?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911355
Because everything appeals so somebody on some level.
and just like star wars fanatics, SAW as its niche

[Anonymous No.]

>>17910855
>book
You mean official english MGE2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911340
Aside from the Minotaur incident Seven Seas handled the translations really well, no memes or liberties taken.

>>17911398
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911405
>Aside from the Minotaur incident Seven Seas handled the translations really well, no memes or liberties taken.
I don't know, while they don't outright lie at times it feels like they dance around a lot of issues with flowery wording and try to downplay a lot of elements of girls/the setting in general and I'm not just talking about the loli. The material's still there, it just feels like they're saying it in a more "correct" way a parent would to a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911405
>Minotaur incident
Please elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

How would some MGs react to some anons with today's evolved sense of values like not approving hunting? Because from my understanding hunting is a popular sport among monster girls.

Imagine that Jinko getting home with today's hunt for the meal and finding her husband looking at her disapprovingly and telling her killing animals is not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911424
Seven Seas translated the Minotaur profile incorrectly and made it seem like they were enormous sluts.
The fact that we have a shitposter who has that exact opinion didn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911424
When Minotaurs see red, what do they do? You have 30 seconds.
A) Rape the nearest man
B) Rape their husband
C) Masturbate Furiously
D) Do the Macarena

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911432
What exactly did they got wrong from the Minotaur's profile? I mean, they do find nearly any man attractive and even if they don't find you attractive you can fix it by wearing red. They rape the guys they find attractive/wear red. I fail to see how Seven Seas could fuck that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911440
If she is unmarried rape the nearest man, if she is married rape their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911440
A if unmarried, B if married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911446
They made it sound like they sleep around even when married from what I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

A gang of Crow Tengu have just mugged your Apophis daughteru, taking her tiara and shiny bling for themselves.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911421
I read all of MGE1's profiles and some of MGE2's and I didn't get that impression except for never mentioning age when talking about loli species.
Either way when you compare most profile's fan translation and official translation you get the same info with different wording.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911446
The Seven Seas translation made it seem like if they see red they just rape the nearest man regardless of their own marital status due to mistranslation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911453
>>17911459
Correct! The issue was that CCCCCCC forgot to mention that it changes from A to B once they get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911463
A Crow Tengu would never mug someone! They're nerds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911463
What the fuck did you do to this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911486
I bet it’s one of those black harpies trying to bully the poor tengus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911492
It was like that to begin with where I got it, so it was someone else who fucked with it.

>>17911486
Crows and Ravens are actually well known for stealing things.
You think they PAID for their books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911486
what about jet tengus?

[Anonymous No.]

>ANON! My friends say I'm flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911536
Flat broke like her stocks in EA games

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911536
>"so? I like your flat chest!"

[Anonymous No.]

>pic related is getting hentai anime
>it's not by queen bee either
Thank demon lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911536
is that like a suicide hotline or is she just harassing telemarketers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911554
>Those brown elves
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911555
She's probably calling her Anon husband while he's at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911536
Well, we can work on that I guess.
Do you want to hit up a holst bar, Sweets go there too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to be very careful when walking in the winter woods, especially during the holidays! You never know when you might stumble upon a large family of Wendigos playing
hide-and-go-christmas-tree!

For those of you who don't know what hide-and-go-christmas-tree is, it's a holiday game where a mother Wendigo will hide under her coat-husband and pretend to be a regular fir tree in the forest, ad then all their little daughterus have to search the forest for the one tree that is actually their parents. Once all of the Wendigos have found the right tree they form a ring around it and do a little dance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911508
They wrote those books you goof.
>implying they’re socially able enough to go into town to buy materials

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911568
Black Chickens don't need money to buy materials.
They just steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17910871
Griffons are for acting as taxis for low level scrubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911575
You know what I want to do? Brush her feathers and play with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911563
I'd die of cute if I saw that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911584
Or terror if you didn’t know what you’re watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911563
Yes but would the little Wendis all dress up as christmas trees to really get into the holiday spirit? Because all I can picture now is a ring of tiny christmas Wendis dancing around their parents while their coat father sways in time with the dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911554
Praise the fucking lord. Hopefully getting animated means the game gets picked up by manga gamer too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911589
This anon gets it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911589
>Walk in on Wendigo tribe Christmas
>The Wendy's AWAWAWAWAWA in shock over being discovered
>The men though welcome you to join in on the merry making, giving you alcohol and spiced meats, and asking you to dance with some of the single women

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911446
SS translated the wording in the Holstaur profile like this

>Prolonged exposure to the color red causes a holstaur to become violent for a time, as if she just remembered she was a monster, leading her to attack much in the same manner of the original minotaur. But while a minotaur will satisfy her hunger with any convinient man, when a holstaur is so aroused, she maintains her instinct to seek her husband.

Implying that Minotaurs will fuck any dude even when married to satisfy their lust. I think they fixed the latter printings with this text.

>leading her to attack much in the manner of the original minotaur, who is also impassioned by extended exposure to the color red. However, when a holstaur is so aroused, she maintains her instinct to seek her husband. It is said that if a holstaur with a husband becomes aroused by something red, she will charge across any distance in order to find him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911225
Great, somehow the book translations put more fear in me then the fan did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17910891
>he loves you even if you disappoint him.
Cutting a little deep there

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a question Beast.
How does the battle mansion work? Do you just sign up for a fight and then it's like a WWE fightcard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911622
Fear... It is something vital to us puny creatures. The instant man stop fearing is the instant the species reaches a dead end, only to sink to pitiable lows, only to sit and wait apathetically for extinction

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911635
You have idea how badly I want monster girl wrestling to be a thing if monster girls were real.
I need to see a Jinko putting a haughty elf in a sharp shooter and not letting her go till she admits she likes anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911196
She couldnt corrupt 40k orks

[Anonymous No.]

Woe to monster girls that try to seduce the Order's Knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911652
She would purge those disgusting fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911683
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911602
The Shoggoth one is even scarier too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911690
But she wouldnt corrupt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911652
>Implying DE wouldn't totally transmute the immaterium making the univesr bend to MGE rules
>Implying she won't team up with Slaanesh, since Mg can give the ultimate pleasure to beings, and fuck up/currupt the other demon gods, grating more than all the power needed to change entire species in the universe.
yeah I think it would be possible to make 40K orks MGs. I think the actual thing to stand in the way of the utopia would be the empire of men. Also i want to fuck a sexy arachnid dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911652

>Implying DE wouldn't totally transmute the immaterium making the univesr bend to MGE rules
>Implying she won't team up with Slaanesh, since Mg can give the ultimate pleasure to beings, and fuck up/currupt the other demon gods, grating more than all the power needed to change entire species in the universe.
yeah I think it would be possible to make 40K orks MGs. I think the actual thing to stand in the way of the utopia would be the Empire of Men. Also, I want to fuck a sexy Tyranids dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

What she doesn't have in breasts she makes up for in horns! and hips

[Anonymous No.]

Is she calculating the food:price ratio in her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911691
Why would one vist your home boards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911793
>tfw no loli monster with wide hips
On a chilly autumn night like this, intimacy with a cute wight would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911844
She's lamenting that she can't just drink her husbands semen instead. Man this whole 'going out' and 'being social' thing is really overrated

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911858
While I love the hellhound she is to wild for a calm guy like me, I would take a kobold over her any day of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911844
Today I went into a store and started doing calculations to see which toilet paper was more beneficial to buy. The clerk looked at me funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911101
We get one Christmas movie and it's Tokyo Godfathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911858
I want to lick her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911868
drink powerthirst

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: Even Elf momster are for raping into their sonu's cumdump

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912010
Sorry I don¡t like memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912012
don't*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912010
I'd rather give her sweets, massages, and turn her into an even softer breeding sow for the elven royal line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911868
I am calmed as fuck too. But as long as she has Jinko-like muscles (or better) and acts protective around me, I would totally take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17909519
There's a story with a similar premise involving a Hellhound. Never got finished and I didn't really care for it. But I'd say go for it. The idea has interesting potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912010
i disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>17910049
I'm pretty sure he's got high stamina, plus all that monster magic overwriting physics and biology. Though wouldn't that get boring after awhile? I'd like to think they set aside time to do ruling/personal stuff, but what the fuck do I know I didn't create the world and make the rules...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912010
Thinking about it you could get adopted as her son at any age. Even at 20 you're still a child compared to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911563
>spoiler
What the lil Wendy’s don’t know is what is actually going on under that coat while their Mom and Dad have some free time to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912010
What happens when the news spreads throughout the Elven Council that the queen has turned into a breeding sow for some human boy?
My guess is they get extremely jealous which leads them to going out and finding men just to see how good it actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911777
Nope
Slaanesh already wields sensory extremes that far exceed what the DL could come up with , orks still don't buy into. Orks are too pure ,they're virtually incorruptible .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911294
It's another "Let's come up with a dumb NTR scenario" episode...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912165
Why are you replying now? It’s been dead for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

If I want a bodyguard which is the best choice, Jinko or Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912171
Ochi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912171
Alp, cause those monsters are the only ones this thread ever talks about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911868
Yeah it kinda sucks that their canon personality isn't suited for simple cute romance, unless you REALLY want a challenge. Pity because the design is so badass. Wolfdogs are are a thing, why not Hellhound-patterned Kobolds?

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>>17912162
>Slaanesh already wields sensory extremes that far exceed what the DL could come up with.
That's not necessarily true, don't forget that the fallen god has a realm similar to the warp but whit out the other Gods to bother him/her while the followers and him/her indulge in pleasure. Also remember that slaanesh the corrupt form of pleasure born from the sick pleasure cults of the eldar. So The joy of true love and the type of pleasure that possible IN the Mge is totally new , and dare i day, far superior.
>Orks are too pure, they're virtually incorruptible .
DE is new addition that works physically was well as metaphysically. While orks might be "immune" to the corruption power of the immaterium they are still succeptable to chances in the physical world so DE can still work on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911777
>since Mg can give the ultimate pleasure to beings,
You're forgetting the other P-word

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to stick her tentacles in my ear and fondle my pineal gland. Oh the things I would see, feel, and hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912170
> Three and a half hour gap is a dead zone.
All slower posters keep right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912162
>>17912221
There are orks corrupted by chaos, the difference is that they still don't worship chaos, just use the "gifts" to fight even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912235
I want a mindflayer to get the fuck away from my tympanic membrane. I'm not going deaf for some two-bit chaos slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911101
She can leave the tree and decorations up until February, even if the Yuki-onna neighbors get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912235
>>17912276


violate my ear holes baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912233
Pagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912279
>mons in jammies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912287
I think that's the default for Dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912285
No you dunce
Pain, something that conflicts with MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912207

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912295
I'm pretty sure you meant Penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912291
I feel this thread seems to like nazrin from touhou more for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912299
that looks really cool!
I like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912299
It's funny because now Hellhounds are like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912303
No, dummy
Slaanesh is about pain and pleasure, not just pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912299
God damn that brown palette looks amazing on a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912319
She looks like an alpha Werewolf who gets to rape the man her pack captures first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912319
The black palette looks even better on the kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912295
Pain only gives the illusion of pleasure since it conflicts with true pleasure. What you want is not pain but the increased difference between pleasure and pain, which is greater than the difference between pleasure and the natural state of being. This is only desirable since there's a limit to the amount of pleasure one can get before becoming numb, so it works as a trick to increase that amount.

DE removes that limit making pain just painful since grater highs can always be achieved whit out it. It also removes the Numbing so the pleasure gotten also doesn't get stale. So even slaanesh would be "corrupted" by the DE just like the Fallen god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912299
Which is the hellhound and which is the kobold in this case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912221
>Also remember that slaanesh the corrupt form of pleasure born from the sick pleasure cults of the eldar.
Eldar are able to experience emotions much more strongly than any other tace which is what makes them strong psykers
Not to mention there were trillions of them.
So no not really superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912221
Orks biology is too robust and alien, even nids have trouble with them.
Also nothing in the physical realm to offer them other than a good fight which is all they want
Orks are their own utopia as one eldar said They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912345
Any other race in 40k, I would think that most species in MGE can fell emotion and pleasure to a muchy more elevated degree even compared to the eldar thanks to DE.

[Anonymous No.]

All this WH40k talk makes me want a Pharaoh GM to play /tg/ stuff with.

Hope she doesn't abuse her god voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912197
Jinko is superior bodguard to Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912363
If I'm not mistaken, that's just because they were designed as such by the Old Ones in order to fight against the Necrons. The same could be said about species other than succubus in MGE before the Demon lord took Power. They were created by the old gods to destroy/fight the humans in a never ending conflict. If the new and improved DE could corrupt all of them, including Gods and dragons, I don't see why it would be unable to corrupt the orks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912376
But Ochis are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Notes adventurers find in caves don't exactly make the caves seem too threatening.
>"Its hardly been a day since my party entered this cave on the rumor of loot and riches".
>"Instead I watched as my men were dragged off one by one by those damn monsters!".
>"I can still hear them looking for me, to whomever find this note head my warning the only thing in this cave is booty. And its the kind that plunders you. Stay safe" the notes read.

[Anonymous No.]

And dullahans are superior to Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912363
>Even Nids have trouble with them
In the short term, maybe. But Tyranids are much like water. While the canyon walls may not break from the initial torrent, over time it'll get weathered and break from constant onslaught. Fuck's sake, there was a Lictor that made its life's mission to just fuck with an Imperial politican by appearing and murdering his bodyguards, leaving him alive. For an entire WEEK. It'd appear, slaughter, and leave, as if nothing was amiss.

The paranoia actually ended up getting so stressful for him that it broke his mind,
and his world fell to the Swarm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912425
>>17912376

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912331
>Alpha Werewolf
>Keeping having dreams all week of the ending of The Grey with Werewolves
>MFW Alpha Werewolf fighting a brolic Conan-style fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912425
>Abs
>Muscles so big that she looks like she is flexing without flexing
>At least 7ft
>Expert martial artist
You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912483
dullahans are the main fighting force of th Demon lord, not only are they better trainned they probably dealt with more actual combat. Jinkos might be tall trained in martial arts, But dullahans have seal level training and experienced more than confirmed 300 battlefields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912509
>dullahans are the main fighting force of th Demon lord,
why? all you have to do to beat them is knock off their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912299
I approve of this. Immensely. Thank you sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912516
Because they actually complete their objectives instead of leaving he battlefield as soon as they catch a man. They are extremely loyal not to mention "immortal" undead, and have been training since forever. You could try and knock their heads out but that would only increase their ferocity in getting you, also I think their armor has some sort of counter measure to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912516
Getting to their heads can be hard, using a lazer pointer and catnip isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911440
Usually D
If the male doesn't accept this mating dance then A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912516
>all you have to do to beat them is knock off their heads
You'd stop fighting a soldier and start fighting a rapist-

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912554
Only ushis do D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912299
In another dimension there are monster girls discussing about us, how they want more beefier or more skinny little anons and doing palette swaps with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912563
I wonder what kinds of things my waifu would be posting about me. Maybe they would be of the little scene I had playing in my mind today.

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu wouldn't love you. Women do not deserve trust and should only be pumped and dumped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912561
What about in Spain or Puerto Rico?
Just imagine it anon, the 6'5 Minotaur shaking her culo and teasing you on into dancing with her, making her even more excited.
Imagine it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912575
fuck you and your bad vibes man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912374
I Imagine her trying to make me change my move unsuccessfully, then I just say -"You have no power here"-

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912565
Probably something like "I want him more asian with a latino penis"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912516
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Dullahans, you little bitch? I’ll have you know they are all trained in gorilla warfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912509
All this means is that Dullahans is the force the Mamono Lord can reliably command, not that they are the best. An army of Jinkos might simply not be available to her, at least with the same level of reliablity that an army of Dullahans is. Jinkos are basically like that badass shonen martial artist that wanders around the world, doesn't give a shit about fighting in wars and just lives in the woods training. As such they might simply be largely not interested in battles and wars.

I admit, there is a certain satisfacion in knowing the Mist and possibly many armies couldn't get Jinkos to participate battles, but she would totally do so for my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912581
Can we get a drawfriend in on this please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912588
>Some people actually say that I'm asian or at least wonder if I am
>I'm BR
this actually got a laugh out of me. I'd fuck my waifu's brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912563
So what you're saying is somewhere out there in the multiverse, a Demon cries herself to sleep over the fact that she'll never have a human childhood friend and her imagined Husbando is probably a depressed mess in a dead end job out there in the multiverse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912565
My waifu wouldn't post here, the only posters would be large mice,devil buds , and the annoying Chesire shit poster. with a lonely dragon who "hates" can't get men here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912563
>lilims getting shitposted to death for wanting lilimfags

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls in one piece swimsuits > monster girls in bikinis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912553
>Catnip
This will only make her fight harder and possibly more dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912581
Oh wait, mexican minos are actually there, it's just that they intantly go for rape instead of dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912563
>tfw your waifu wants you smaller and cuter.

Feels very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912516
Yeah, but imagine this for a second, man: What if they know that your first course of action is to knock their head off, and in knowing that, they manage to out-fight you on a defensive end because they actually know martial combat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912563
>Anon forgets to do his homework again
>How can I discipline him /hbt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912563
>>17912565
>tfw your waifu commissions art of you and wishes you were real

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912639
How would an Anubis deal with a constant fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912614
That's why I didn't list them, anon.
That and they always try to forcibly give head first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912642

At least she can take a small amount of comfort in knowing that the feeling is mutual

[Anonymous No.]

What's Eros' policy on waifus and husbandos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912642
Feeling that there's someone in another dimension craving for my love and attention makes me feel a little better with myself and sad at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912646
Marry them. Use the mummy's curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912694
>Rance
Shouldn't he be bulling Demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912694
>Putin is high quality husbando material
100% correct. I bet grizzly bear girls would love him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912717
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912614
I live in Mexico and would love it its MGE version is full of rapey Minotaurs and dark skinned uber rapey Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912717
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912691
Love is good. I wonder how Eros feels about harems. I'd think she wouldn't care all that much because it's just the guy spreading his love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912717
Delete Ranceshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912740
>I wonder how Eros feels about harems

>"A lot of girls loves this guy"
>"The guy loves them all"
>"They can share him"
>"All is good"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912733
>>17912738
Yeah, the machine translation is really garbled.
She's supposed to be going on about "Carving his name into her heart" with his dick, and goading him to go harder and harder, which results in him choking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912740
I think she would ok harems as long as there's no cheating, IE the waives are ok with it. That make my personal waifu snake pit a very difficult thing to accomplish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912740
Eros is probably the God I'd side with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912751
What if its a guy that marries a monogamous with the intent of cheating on her and using her monster instincts to force her to accept a harem?

I can see lots of dudes doing that, the MG equivalent of the bitch that cucks you. Also when his waifu catches him, he denies everything and do false rape allegations to shift all the blame to the other monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Eros is possibly the most powerful god, or at least potentially given how in MGE Love is a supreme power, it is "the spirit" of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912777
Amor Vincit Omnia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912765
That clearly goes against the tenants of Eros, the only way for him to not be cursed in some way is to worship some other God instead, and even that he is cutting it close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912765
If you did that with just the intent cheating and you followed Eros you'd get the curse. If you just wanted to fuck a bunch of girls then nothing would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912765
See, I have some real problems with that.
On the one hand, the world guilds are pretty fucking clear that if you cheat on your lover, Eros will curse you and have it so that no one will able love you again.
Seams pretty clear cut right?
Well, think about bi-corns. They start off as unicorns and become bi-corns when you fuck some other girl, right? So shouldn't Eros curse you?
And the scenario you mentioned only make this worse. What if the guy falls in love with some other girl too, and his first girl hates harems and only wants him for herself, breaking her heart in the process.

Tl;dr: Fuck if I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912777
That only works is there's DE involved. In the parts of the world controlled by the Order of the Chief God love means jack shit.

[Anonymous No.]

If love is the supreme power or among the supreme powers of MGE I don't think the arrows are unbreakable curses. They likely can be broken if the cursed guy loves enough the target of his affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912796
The guy could've gotten raped by a monster girl so it wouldn't be his fault, and since monsters only rape out of love then everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912796
That's only if he is a follower of Ero anon. Bicorn harems are a documented thing for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912729
Putin is a 5'7 manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912802
No, by the word of KC "love trumps all" is "the spirit" of MGE. Is basically the reason why the Mamono Lord succeeded against all odds and keeps succeeding. Think of it as fate or the universal soul in MGEverse. Of course that only in DE love is so prevalent while in Order areas is less prevalent but in the end it will still triumph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912796
Well, we know that monster girls never reject guys that confess to them, unless the MG already has a husband or to be husband set in her heart. So Bicorns might arise when a non virgin confess to an Unicorn and then they fuck. It needs not to involve cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the best time to pick up MGE in person, just as the store opens, or just as it closes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912796
That is only if you follow Eros. Basically if you follow Eros you abide by her rules, if your waifu is a follower then, I guess, it doesn't apply to you. Unless you harm one of her followers in a horrible way, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cupids shoot their feelings into men they like
Imagine being a lonely man who thinks he'll never get someone and then you get hit by an arrow and a whole ton of emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

So if you think about it, following Eros is very dangerous. You subject yourself to a set of rules and breaking it leads to recieve one of the worst if not the worst of fates in MGE.

So, is there any perk in following Eros? In particular for anons like us? Let's say portal opens, would Eros help us to get our waifus by pledging alliegance to her? Because certaintly, the price is indeed high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912824
yes but "love as an energy form thta makes everything posible" is not a thing remember that even thou all humans are loved by mg Sailors still die in seas where the chief god resides. DE will protect you from harm but only if it can reach you. Also there are other forms of love other than pure husband and wife vanilla love, so Eros is not necessarily the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912796
You're assuming each of the gods are all knowing and all powerful, which sorta isn't in the spirit of polytheism.

In short, what Eros doesn't know can't hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
She's got some cute girls following her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
Nothing that offsets the high risk. The scans
of the MGE2 booklet mentioned some perks but it was minimal stuff. At best she send you couple oh houris and cupids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
>Perks of following Eros
Dude, have you SEEN Erosbro? Hella ripped w/ a hot bod and an even hotter bae. Talkin mad rack yo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
From the way I see it there are downsides to following her. For perks you get extra sweet love and mushy sex with your wife.

I still prefer Ares though.

[Anonymous No.]

Who're the best snugglers among monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
Being a subject of a god in MGE seams like a bad idea. Except for the wine god.
There just doesn't seam to be any benefit for it and there's quite a few downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912872
You are

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912872
Yetis and Scyllas, with a slight advantage to yetis because of fluffiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912872
Weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912872
your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
I've said it before and I'll say it again Eros a huge shit and worst god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912879
Fag.

>>17912884
I like the cut of your jib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912876
The fallen god seem chill, she/he doesn't seem to give a fuck about what his follower do, so you get access to Pandemonium without any downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
> great-grandad performs such a Heinous Act that every heir heir of his family is cursed to never find love.
> family is perpetuated via raping human women.
> Grow up alone, not knowing about curse.
> Visit Eros temple for love help.
> get to watch a stammering Houri try to explain that through no fault of your own, you're SOL.
> a nice cupid offers you a consolatory juice box with hobbies you can do alone printed on back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912867
I don't like curpis and houris. It certaintly doesn't upsets the high risk, unless Eros puts a high rank martial artist Jinko waifu in my lap and even then I would doubt it, the risk is simply too high. Though I would never cheat on my Jinko waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912897
No real goddess of love would curse those unrelated to a crime like a heartless bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912876
Ares is great though. You get those stat buffs and ability to improve and fighting with your waifu gets even more exciting and fun.
Not only that, you also have a cute girl watching and masturbating while seeing you wrestlesex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912862
But you don't have to be a follower yourself to marry one of those cute followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912893
And possibly even Valkyrie pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912563
Does that mean that they also make and post lewd dances of cgi models of me in anon anon dance?

That's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912897
Im pretty sure if Eros did that Love itself (the true top guy in MGEverse) would boot out Eros. Possibly even fate the cursed guy to a Kratos-style crusade when he kills Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

Repopulate the dragon race!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912925
With glee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912925
>Altoiris, the commander of dragon knights.
>Calm, stubborn, proud. Dere level 3/5
>"The night is still young, I will show you what makes me a dragon commander~"
>She was a dragon warrior even before the DL. She is kinda of tsundere, she was checking bureau to see how it's going and how her underlings behave but got appointed to (you) as a guide by mistake. She is kinda mad that you didn't recognize her as your guide and asked her "where is my dragon at" so she promises to fuck your brains out
>All dragonia profiles are monsters working in dragonia travelling bureau as guides to (you). The whole bureau is obviously just a dating service for single dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912925
As of right now I see myself with one dragon daughteru. I wonder how long it will take until I start thinking about a second and a third.
Still doing my part on it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb48Z2NHHzY

>You are

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912908
>anon anon dance

[Anonymous No.]

Eros Akbar! BERAPE THOSE WHO INSULT EROS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912942
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912970
I know this is 4chan where everyone is expected to be edgy or whatever but I've always found this image to be in really terrible taste.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be protected and loved by that Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912925
I will have at least two dozen dragon daughters, damned be the consequences or obliteration of my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912978
Find yourself a girl who looks at you the same way that Kobold looks at that Paladin
or vice versa

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912988
So basically my Jinko waifu. And all it took me was to approach her with a can of catnip. Jinkos are truly the best MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912976
Salty Ameri-burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912970
Whats that MG supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913038
It's a Houri and a Dark Matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913038
The only islamic one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913041
Al-miraj would make a good mg though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912978
You mean kidnapped and raped. Never trust strange paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913038
A daughter of the faithful.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat cat tats in space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913069
Best Cat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq6HAMb5xLc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913069
Fat space kakuen tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is super lewd, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913118
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913118

enjoy your vacation, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913118
those are perfect oppai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912978
She is a human gal anon. No DE to ensure she is loyal or will even like you at all. She also likely has multiple pretenders you will have to compete with too. She wont look at you unless you too are a warrior or some wealthy guy with high status.

Rather, go for the Dragon Knight girl posted above. She will love you and protect you way better than the Paladin and you only have to get her as your tour guy to waifu her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913148
I meant tour guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912854
If you break those rules that lead to the bad end you 100% deserve your fate. Besides nothing about the write up mentions she only punishes people who follow her, its probably anyone she can get to so to speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912942
She is perfect. Depending on her muscle level, she is the only girl so far I would take over a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913118
How come monstergirl /ss/ is so great, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913156
Yes it does its on the MGE2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913167
It isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912312
According to some Anon's headcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913200
He's just mad that hellhoubds can be dominated if you try hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913171
I know the page your talking about, I remember nothing of the sort.
She's a god, why on earth would she be limited by only being able to affect people who allow her?

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations Anon you've won the Maid Service lottery and will be receiving 5 maids!
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random
Roll for each corresponding role.
-Head
-Cook
-Cleaning
-Laundry
-Maid in Training

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913196
O-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913156
But the point is that there are simply no (known) perks that make it worth it to subject yourself to those rules. Something as ultimate should come with jaw dropping terms, like if you have a fetish for a particular MG race and you pray Eros in one of her temples for such a wife, a member of that race that is the closest to your ideal will appear at the temple ready to marry you. Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913206
I wonder what it takes to dom a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
Can I just get all fox maids instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Liches

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913217
A vacuum cleaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913217

Be a poster in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913217
Put the dick inside and that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913209
Likely KC didnt wanted to add something that puts harem seekers into the possibility of being condemned to the closest thing MGE has to hell.

As it stands, the rules are clear, you are only cursable if you follow her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Head Maid Golem with maid protocols and an extra large chest
>Mad Hatter cook, her ass filling out her pants
>Kejourou cleaning Maid, shortstack with long hair
>Dark Valkryie Laundry
>Sandworm maid in training

... I don't know about the maid in training but it all seems good.
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913217
Surpass a god

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913217
Its stated to be very hard. So I think being stronger than her is the minimum requirement. Basically she has Salamander-level standards just to even be able to begin the taming process.

At least thats how I headcanon it, which is consistent with the "its possible buy very hard" thing. So only like 1% of men would be capable of doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a lot of shitposting about human vs monster last thread but i don't think this was brought up.
Are there MG-world versions of inquisitors or witchers? anyone who is an expert on monstergirls, knows every weakness and strength, ins and out and always comes prepared with charms, magic, coating, bombs, arrows, obligatory fire.
I always thought paladins were dumbasses who just bruteforced everything with holy magic and heavy armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212

>5 maids for a one bedroom apartment

What a fucking nightmare.

>Mimic Headmaid
>Cook Sandworm
>Whitehorn in charge of cleaning
>Shirohebi in charge laundry
>March Hare being the maid in training.

Can I just give my prize to someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Chimaera
>Wurm
>Baphomet Complex
>Mindflayer
>Demonic Lamp Flower
So a bipolar Head Maid, a Cooking Maid handling a gas stove with double-digit IQ and large claws, a Cleaning Maid that can't clean tabletops without a ladder, a Laundry Maid that drips slime from her tentacles everywhere, and a goddamn flower as a maid in training.

...I'm filing a complaint with the Kiki association, this is just too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913209
it says she punishes her followers, so it stands to reason she doesn't punishes who don't follow her. If she punished all of those who broke the rules it would say so in the book. that's how language works.

Also God's are not omnipotent in this setting the Chief God, arguably the most powerful god at the moment, can do shit to the demon lord, Poseidon doesn't completely control the seas, etc. If I follow bacchus or the fallen god their blessing can't be blocked by the chief god or Eros. Same applies to curses.
If God's were omnipotent the Demon lord would be dead a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913246
>Basically she has Salamander-level standards just to even be able to begin the taming process.
Salamander tier is low as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913224
>Hellhound riding you
>While she's distracted, reach down to the floor and grab small hand vacuum
>Push her onto her back and pin her down
>Turn on the hand vacuum
>Start pushing it back and forth right by her head
>She starts panicking and trying to get away but you won't let her
>Tell her you'll stop if she says she's your bitch
>She hesitantly yells it out over the sound of the vacuum
>After you finish you realize her claws tore large holes in the sheets
>She looks like somebody killed her parents right in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913260
>Powerpuff girls
More like
>Rowdy Ruff Pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913246
Actually it stated that Gods could't tame her, So if someone tamed her he would/should be superior to a God, IF it is at all possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Kraken Head maid
>Minotaur Cook
>Vampire Cleaning
>Marche Hare Laundry
>Apophis maid in training
I am 100% not in control.
I am A-OKAY with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913276
But the anons in this thread are better than gods apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913259
Not for an average human. Average non combat monster girls are stronger than average humans at least to the same degree men are stronger than women. That difference is further amplified with combat monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Titania Head Maid
Perfect for being the older, ara ara~ maid.
>Anubis Cook
Fine MG Egypt cuisine!
>Demon Cleaning
Following her contract agreements.
>Jorou-Gumo Laundry
I bet she's a bit of a tailor as well.
>Devil Bug Maid-in-training
Now that's just funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913285
I would't doubt that, Anons thinking they are the chosen one and severely overestimating themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Head Matango (rolled pseudo-matango 'shroom)
-Jabberwock cook
-Baphomet cleaner (rolled KC)
-Automaton in charge of laundry
-Cheshire Cat in trianing

Weird group we hve here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913307
it's not about strength, KC stated that even if you overpower them they wouldn't bow down to you. As far as the setting is concerned taming them has never been done and is impossible so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17908544
>>17908554
>>17908560
>>17908572
>>17908574
>>17908575
>>17908812
>>17908823
"Make sure you put this all down!"
>>17908829
>>17908832
"M-Make a separate page for that. I'll take care of that..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913326
Good work Latenight.

Can you draw a small Ryu cuddling against a pillow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913326
Squirrel and Oni look cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913276
>still taking MGE hyperbole as literal
>still ignoring what KC has specifically said about hellhounds
Even the author himself didn't mean them to be always untamable memehounds, but some subfags still want to cling to the threadcanon they've been forcing since the profile was released. How laughable it is that some people were pretending for YEARS how Hellhound was somehow the only profile in all of MGE the normal rules of "not all members of the species are the same as the profile" don't apply, to the point they still believe their own lies even after getting told otherwise by the author.

And don't think I haven't forgotten how Maritan was practically hiding the information he got from KC until someone else posted a screencap from the circlejerk, what a scummy attempt at trying to keep enabling shitposting idiots that was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913335
They're the best team and would make the best wives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913324
Yes I know. Just pointing out that in my headcanon, you have to be stronger than her. Just to even be able to ATTEMPT the very difficult task of taming her. Basically you need an already extremely difficult feat just to go from "impossible" to "very hard"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913337
But they are not untamable. We always knew that, only that you need beyond gods taming ability to tame them. Which is exactly what KC said: they are not untamable, only very hard to tame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913339
yeah that makes sense, but before you try that, even if you have the strength would recommend training with a few werewolf first. Going with no experience is asking to be tamed instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913326
Is it really safe for Rata to be up on the shoulders of a drunk oni? What if she falls down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913359
she's got big boobs and a bit oni butt to grab onto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913110
Thank the Gods Saiyans will never fly in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913361
No I mean what if the oni falls down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913369
she has me to catch her!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let ratachan know that I like big, fat, cuddle cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913377
FLUFFED

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913326
If 'fat and unattractive' is worth writing down, that squirrel has some low standards.
Status update: I am still fat and unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna have a harem of twelve vampires! i will either die from heat loss or lack of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913377

You won't fool me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913395
mofu is the best dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913365
I'd like a Saiyan wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913399

Get in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913416
take it back to /a/ or the circlejerk pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913432
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913432
?

[Anonymous No.]

To all you femdom lovers out there, who is your waifu and what is your idea femdom scenario with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
ideal*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
Species varies but they are usually muscled/strongfat, tall, and are more 'agressive' than dom.

They'd be the kind of girl that just picks me up and carries me off to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Alraune Head maid
Weird, but might be nice to have a HM obsessed with floral decor
>Wight Cook
God, I hope she has a french accent.
>Hel, Goddess of Life and Death - Cleaning Maid
ಠ_ಠ I'm gonna tease her
>Vampire Laundry maid
I'M GONNA TEASE THEM
>Tentacle Maid-in-training
That would be adorable. Probably got the job because the Head maid is her auntie or something.

I don't know what sorcery that alraune did to bring those titans of undeath low beneath her, but I'm going to make them all wear Miniskirts and lacey black garter straps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
Tall busty vampire using me as a bloodbag and personal body heater

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
Tall big dragon making me into a house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn the thread.

Instead, please pay the beach a visit during winter.
Those Cancers get awfully lonely on the beach when no-one comes around on the frigid beaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
My waifu is a Kobold, and our ideal femdom scenario would vary, but most times it would include lot of sexy latex outfits, nursing handjobs, me getting tied up and ridden in different positions, and plenty of lewd, loving encouragement and anal penetration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913504
hi KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
I just want to be coiled up in hair and be teased

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913505
Hi anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
Mayadere vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913514
Good luck getting me!
I'm an NPC in the game we call life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
situations vary but its mostly between
my hellhound waifu using me like a daki on a cold winter night
or playing a game of hide n seek and be taunted and teased whilst hiding
or just her generally being forward with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913516
You're an NPC? Lucky! I'm only part of some background image in the game we call life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913521
Yep.
I'd be the random magic item vendor in town that doesn't even hand out quests.

That maydere will miss me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Feet get cold
>Put on socks
>Feet get warm
>Feet sweat a little bit
>Sweat gets cold
>Feet now colder than they were before
I need a warm monster girl to keep me warm all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913528
i will send you a christmas cake dark elf anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
A CC Kakuen sensei. Id be her pupil for some years and work my way to a decent fighter. After I finally win a tournament and bring my trophy to her we have a sparring match. Giving it our all I almost overcome her but she goes primal and almost hurts me until calming down. After that is a night long of gentle loving femdom where she doesn't give up the lead at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Centaur Head Maid
NOPE
>JubJub Cook
DOUBLE NOPE
>Hornet Cleaning
TRIPLE NOPE
>Atlach-Nacha Laundry
QUADRUPLE NOPE
>March Hare MIT
This is fine though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
https://exhentai.org/g/972565/274462dab0/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913554
When did mono draw this? I don't recall him ever posting such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913562
thats barb's work, mono hasnt posted anything in a while iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Giant Ant head maid is good at keeping her colony in order
>Kobold cook keeps the bones from the stews to herself
>Nightmare cleaner likes to stay out of the way and works hard to keep her nights free
>Laundry Sea Slime rides in the washing machine and enjoys the agitation cycle
>Mandragora is getting better and learning to control her yell by working in the garden

It’s a bunch of misfits but I’d try my best to make them happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913260
>She whimpers softly to herself while you pet her and apologize
>”Anon, you can be a meanie!”
>”I’m sorry if I scared you dear.”
>”You have to make it up to me!”
>She straddles you with her breasts in your face and her paws on either side of your face.
>”I’m sorry if I scare you hahahaha~”
>She rapes you into submission again until your both spent from the experience.
>Both of you think to yourselves:
>“Keikaku Doori! I’m definitely the dom!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913399
She’s just getting as much info as she can. She’ll work on playing matchmaker later. Just be on the lookout. Next time you look out a window or open a door, your perfect girl just might be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913582
So if Anon is a dom, is he gonna step outside one day and find a sub monster saying "A-ah! Oh no, how did I end up in front of the house of a man who will treat me like his little whore? How very unfortunate."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
Hellhound. Scenario very similar to >>17913518 but I also like it a bit rough in bed too. Maybe coming home from work one day for her to press me against a wall and forcefully kiss me, going from my collarbones, to my neck, to my mouth, before yanking my clothes off and taking me to the bedroom where we have rough sex with some gentle scratching and love bites, then she uses me as a daki afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913605
Depending upon how dense he is, he might just get a monster girl with a sign around her neck saying
>"I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE. I SHARE YOUR FETISHES. PLEASE LOVE ME AND TAKE CARE OF ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913612
>depending upon how dense he is

>"What's with the sign?"
Would she snap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913621
Maybe she would try playing dumb too to see if she could lead him along.

>I don't know! I found it on the street.
Cool.
>I know right? Oh! I nearly forgot! Hi! I'm Claire.
I'm anon.

Ganbatte monster-chan. Patience is a bitter plant that bears sweet fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17911635
Hi
Yeah it's pretty much that
For example, a human would apply to fight, and then just be matched up by random with an opponent in the arena

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913633
>Claire
We've either got a manticore or a redhead masochistic wolfu on our hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913621
That's a rapin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913639
Interesting. I just pulled a random name out of the air without a species in mind. What kind of names have species associated with them and vice versa?

For example, if I say Elizabeth, what species comes to mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913668
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212

I got lilraune, incubus, undine water, and 2 galleries.

So a monster that can't move, a man, and pictures, rng is not on my side tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913678
Incubus chef sounds like you lucked out. Women can't cook very well anymore.
You should be bros and be wingman for him and the maid and training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913678

you do know you're supposed to reroll when you get a page that isn't a monster girl yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913691

I mean- I do, I'm just in a self deprecating mood right now I guess

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913673
Is it because of the 'liz' ?

I could keep going but I'll only do one more. What kind of species would Amanda be?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913694
That is what Elizabeth is.
Most of the previous names are associated with characters.

As for Amanda, I'd guess a Panda or even an Apanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913694

Not him but I'd go with a holst or any kind of Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT OPEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913708

Sandworms are adorable and deserve more love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913694
A SalAmanda of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913693
What's she so smug about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913713
It's her 4th pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

This cute girl's manga got cancelled, so she has plenty of free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913693
You know where that glowing tentacle is going

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913721
Shit, really?
That sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913721
It wasn't cancelled so much that the author just stopped producing art all together. They tried doing a completely unrelated manga a few months after T-Rex na Kanojo ended, but the time between chapters got longer and longer until it was clear that it had been dropped. No idea what the circumstances that might have led to that are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913713
Some monster girls aren't smug for any particular reason. Rather it's their default stating of being

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913744
Yep, default.
I bet some MGs are smug even in the womb and shown up on ultrasound.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Gatchamon is the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913779
Utsutsu

She loses herself in the revelry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913789
No that's GatchamAn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913779
Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer smiling blankly in her office
>Shoggoth sitting on the chair across from her, also smiling blankly
>"...So, it is time to begin then."
>"Yes, it is~"
>"What brings you in to see me?"
>"I am having concerns about Master."
>"Ah. You wish to open his inner eyes and doors to see the world as y-"
>"No."
>"..."
>"I do not want to open his eyes and doors. I want him to be happy. I want to be able to make him happy in this reality in the things he wants. I want to be his n-normal maid."
>the Mindflayer's smile and expression is completely unchanged, but a hand goes to her mouth as if she were gasping.
>"Ah. How unusual. But I understand. Are you sure you want to do this?"
>"Yes~ For Master~"
>"Very well~"

>Later anon walks into his mansion to find it- oddly warm and not-unsettling
>That's when his maid appears, smiling- genuinely, sincerely, with no hidden intent in her many eyes- smiling at him and throwing her arms wide open
>"Welcome home anon!"

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what kind of games monsters have in their culture. From board and card games for kids to party games for young adults to physical games like those on the playground. Being hedonists, they must have other forms of entertainment beyond straight up sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes, my Hatter madam will go a whole tea-party sitting on my face! Its a delightful affair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913806
What a devoted and loving maid. Master had better treat her well and love her tenderly.

I worry about their daughters though. Will they be bullied at school for only seeing in three dimensions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913806
How can you Flay that which has no brain? Cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913810
>>17913811
Wonderland would be a great example with all those potions, spells and madness flying around. What goes on at these tea parties besides tea and sex? Do they play games to get to the sex?

>Cheshire leads a tour group of new males to a tea party and invites them to take a seat while the other guests arrive
>Discover they are stuck to the chairs until the end of the tea party
>All variety of wonderland monsters show up for the party
>Hatter organizing the event proposes a game of musical chairs
>The chairs, with the anons stuck to them, form a circle and the girls start skipping around them.
>Music stops and all the girls jump on the man's lap, perfectly skewering them on their new husband's dick
>When their pants came off and when they got hard, no one knows
>Unfortunately, they only play one round but the prize is you get to keep whatever is in your seat!
>Tea Party continues as usual with all of the anons acting as dick thrones for their new wives.
>Except for that one anon. His chair was upside down for some reason so his face was where the seat is. Oh well! The lucky girl that got him doesn't seem to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913806
I mean, making Mastah happy and opening his eyes and doors don't have to be mutually exclusive. You're making it sound like Shogs have ulterior motives other than pleasing their master anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913836
I wouldn't mind being a dick throne for an ovulating Jub-Jub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913851
Does this image become before or after yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912978
Too bad, you aren't getting jack shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17909307
Gremlins are cute.
They need a lot of spankings though.

[Anonymous No.]

sexy fit cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913948
I bet Gremlins who get frequently spanked try to replicate with machine the way their husband slap their butt, only to fail repeatedly and become fully dependent of their man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914013
I hope so, otherwise it means you can be replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913980
>short hair
Not sexy at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914016
A tsundere Gremlin could act like her new flawed machine spanks even better than you and tell you that you're no longer needed, but she would come crawling back the same day saying she didn't mean it and that she just wanted you to get angry so you would spank her harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914024
Neither are you but we've all been too polite to say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914061
Well at least between me and the one with the claim of "sexy hair" only one of us is a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914060
>tsundere gremlin
I'd like to see that, it sounds sexy.
>come crawling back
Not very tsundere. She'd like to piss you off to get a spanking for free instead of having to beg for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914068
Lust is too powerful, only the strongest monster girls can overcome their urge to keep up their attitude (like Dragons and Vampires)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914082
Strongest and most prideful, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914082
Can't a monster learn to control herself with age? So an elder gremlin can learn to not beg?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw new grill never ever
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw found out I can randomize my file's name
If I knew that earlier, I wouldn't have to suffer the autist's rage because I posted Danbooru stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Ain't no pussy like maid pussy, because maid pussy is made for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914141
Don't overdo it though, or she'll have to be a babysitter for her own daughters as well as a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914263
Lich nurses are really bad at keeping thing alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914279
Maybe what we really need is a Wight nurse. I know it's what I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914263
this yuri?

[Maritan No.]

>>17913337
I was hiding information?
I'm pretty sure I saw an argument go on in the threads and I decided to just ask KC about hellhounds to kill arguments about it.
It's not like I think up all these questions, ask him and hoard them unless he tells me not to divulge something.
I mostly just ask things I need clearing up so I can write my own settings book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914353
Nope, just light hearted teasing between close friends/siblings/harem wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>be spanking your p'orc's plump ass
>"And this little piggy went-"
>"Buuuuiiiiii~"
>"All the way home."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914392
Pretty lewd tbqh famalam.

[Anonymous No.]

>The MGE game g is going to get a second game
>Still no English translation in sight
Fucking god damn it KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914423
>Fucking god damn it KC.
Can thank Exet for this one, he told the fan translator to stop his work because an "official" one was being worked on and it's almost been a year since.
As if it wasn't before, it's painfully obvious there was never an official translation being worked on to start with, there's never been a single hint of progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914440
That's the worst part. If they actually made a official translation I would be fine with it. But it's pretty god damn clear at this point that they're not even considering it at this time.
Why do they have to be like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914365
Well, isn't that just because you knew this and didn't think to bring it up before we talked about it.
If it's not withholding information, it's kinda a dick move. Like, we were an hour into the discussion and then you just showed up and went "Well here's what KC said to me". I'm thankful that you did it, but it was a dick move at the same time.

[Maritan No.]

>>17914458
There was a translator who did actually get to work on it, he originally posted on ULMF or something like that.
He also posted in the comments as gmkz if you want to look it up.
It is happening, or was but I have no idea what is taking the translator so long if he's just about done like he says he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914423
theres an mge game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914481
could just go mia like the st monmusu translator did

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn give your lewd elf onee-chan a spanking
sigh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914473
It wasn't even him who said it, it was originally posted by some random guy posting a screenshot of him saying it in the circlejerk. And then the random guy deleted his post after hellhoundfags told him he shouldn't have posted that, but the cat was already out of the bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914494
Huh, guess it was quite some time ago. I just remember the shitstorm that followed.
Dark times...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914135
Let me take a guess.
Out of all those treatments cuddling is the most expensive one isn't?
Such is life for the downers in the MGE world

[Maritan No.]

>>17914473
It's possible I could have forgotten for a while, but what spurred me to ask this question was the constant arguing about it.
It was one of those big things for a while, and I guess still is even to this day?
As for if it's a dick move, it didn't cross my mind that it would be viewed as that, so, sorry if that was the case.

[Maritan No.]

>>17914488
Ah, here we go, he posted in here.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Another_Story_of_Fallen_Maidens:_Fallen_Hero_and_the_Magic_Sword_of_Truth
The comment section in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914494
>And then the random guy deleted his post after hellhoundfags told him he shouldn't have posted that
Every time. Happens whenever there's a bit of canon information that people don't like and they want to pretend canon agrees with them.

Personally I still love Hellhounds, it just gives a different aspect of them to think about, even though I'd never try to tame one to start with.
>>17914520
You did the right thing, it's actually nice to have someone in the English community who can clear up misunderstandings like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913779

I want a Gatcha Kej who climbs her way up to my hair, wrapping her hair around mine to anchor herself and then taking a nap there.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a plump mofu to squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914637
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
Pantyhose and gentle footjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914556
I feel like the problem comes form the sense of power some anons here fell like they have to have. "I clearly can make a hellhound submit if I try hard enough" "nothing is impossible as long as a try" "well I don't even have to try, as long as i have a dick all MG will submit to me." The same thin happens all the time with dragons even tho it's supposed to be incredibly hard to make then docile, people still treat then as "rare shiny" orks. Implying making them "mere" is something common place.

If some anons tonned down their bloated sense of self importance most of the "waifu drama " could be completely avoided.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like hellhounds anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
I like the thought of my dragon surprising me by knocing me out of balance with her tail and picking me up wih a princess carry before flying up to enjoy the view. The problem here is that I have a fear of heights, so I'd be clinging to her likw a little girl and she'd be all proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914675
>I don't like hellhounds anymore
That's your choice mate, the profile is the same and the information given by KC is the same. Nothing changed, except now a few fags thinking they are just wilder kobolds that can be tamed by even by a fat fuck, even tho that goes against everything on the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913474
>, who is your waifu
monstergirl from another media

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914699
>just wilder kobolds that can be tamed by even by a fat fuck
they can lay on top of her until she cries uncle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913980
She seems more homely than sexy to me not that i'm complaining would love a homely fit Jinko waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914493
A shame, if there's something elves need, it's spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914657
>pantyhose Ittan-momen
I have never needed anything as much as I need this right now.

[Maritan No.]

>>17914488
Decided to investigate the matter.
The translator should be contacted, so we'll see if they're still around or completely disappeared.
All they really had left was the Case files, which were just the profiles for each corruption.

If they did disappear, I'll see if there's anything I can do to have that game translated.
>>17914556
Well, whenever I am around to see them anyway.
Hellhound seemed like one of the biggest things that were always argued about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914667
>patheticfag blaming everyone else except himself
The only reason why hellhound specifically has so many obsessive fans who get very upset about the thought of a hellhound being dominated is because they see the "always dominant" part as an equalizing factor that makes them feel better about themselves, since it means anyone dealing with a hellhound is enforced to be just as pathetic as them. No other very dominant monster like manticore or amazon has the amount of hyperbole and assuring in their profiles, so it's no wonder it always have to be hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914736
There's also the fact that hellhounds have the best asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914733
>Hellhound seemed like one of the biggest things that were always argued about.
hellhounds are one of the most popular girls in these threads, so not surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914736
Hellhounds are not even on my top 30 list, I like her but I prefer the kobold personally. But hell hounds are not supposed to be tamed, They can be submissive in bed but you can never truly tame her, unless you can surpass a God as it's stated in the profile.
What bothers me is the maledom-fags making it seem like it's feasible to have a submissive and obedient hell hounds. You can change her as much as long as you stay inside the canon, but once you leave you are just bullshitting.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder what would Hellhound discussions would be like if that cap wasn't posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914790
>What bothers me is the maledom-fags making it seem like it's feasible to have a submissive and obedient hell hounds.
what if shes given one of those head piercing lobotomy things from brain eater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914646
Precisely, I need a big plump and soft mofu that I can use as a daki

[Anonymous No.]

arn't there more femdom themes monstergirls out there?
you guys dont have to zero in on hellhounds all the time for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we all just agree that monsters are subhuman filth that shouldn't even be skinned for their filthy hides?

I mean, why do you even like them? What are they good for? They aren't even hotter than a low-ranking angel. Do you actually enjoy being raped?

...I-I mean, Angels can make that happen, too! Especially for no-good sinners like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914790
>They can be submissive in bed but you can never truly tame her, unless you can surpass a God as it's stated in the profile.
>What bothers me is the maledom-fags making it seem like it's feasible to have a submissive and obedient hell hounds.
KC says it is, boohoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914790
KC already confirmed hound taming though, femdomfags BTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914807
Night face Jorougumos do that. They tie you up and rape you all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914807
It's a symptom of a bigger problem.
Much like some people can no longer enjoy monster girls without mamonomana because they need safety nets even in their fantasies, some people want their dominant girls to have a built in triple guarantee that that race can never be submissive, not ever even if it's one that isn't married to them. This is why Minotaurs, Ushi-Onis and Manticores aren't good enough for "protectionfags." Despite them all being extremely dominant races, the thought of a rare one in a hundred one out there that happens to be submissive for her husband makes them feel threatened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914807
Hellhounds are dead to me now
Let's have auditions for a new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914809
but illias is pro co-existence now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914813
>>17914818
>It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them. If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a God
I Didn't say it was impossible you autistic cunts it's just that you fags wouldn't be able to even begin to try and tame them.
>Despite them having this sort of nature, there are many men who are fixated on taming them, believing "a dog should always be tamable." There's no end to the number of men who approach them to try to train and discipline them only to end up conversely yielding into submission themselves.
It seems like this would be the fate of you thickheaded fools.
ONE LAST TIME STRAIT OUT OF THE PROFILE.
>If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a God
Stop making your head canon into canon.

[Anonymous No.]

Some people here just need to chill a bit, thats all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914851
>it's the "you have to be exactly the same as you are now" in your fantasies argument
It's called imagination you nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914849
This is why we all need to worship World

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914834
Perhaps a Mantis is more your style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914851
>literally "STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME"
Chill, dudeski.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girls would be best for evil love?
>You both maniacally laugh at the same things
>Your armies march to the beating of your hearts
>Steal a kiss while you steal your wedding rings

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914830
Reminds me of that thing with the ochi trying to train her husband into a good lord and dudes going nuts at it. Same thing can happen with kikis, who want you to work hard to become a succeful person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914867
An Apophis who was successful in taking over a desert kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914867
Maybe pharaoh for mummy minions and anubis generals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914834
Jorou-gumo? I wish she had more content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914872
I'd want to make my scarred ochi bodyguard/mentor proud by finally beating her in a sparring match. though, if I did she'd probably question her usefulness to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914882
An evil looking Pharaoh who's actually a big softie is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914872
Yeah it happens the other way around too, dare make a single member of a sub species try to help her master with self improvement and a select handful of people will go nuts despite the vast majority of the race not caring and still being obedient subs with no thoughts about such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914857
>I'm an overpowered demi-god who is actually better than the gods. nothing nor anyone can get I'm the path of me and my awesomeness.

Sounds like you have a pretty bad and generic imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914896
I've never seen this one happening before. In fact, I've seen nice discussions about sub girld helping out their husbands whenever they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914896
Do kinda want a motivational umi osho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914918
It happened a few times when ochimusha got translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913980
Not a big short hair guy but she is pretty and needs to wrap her beefy thighs around my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>people are STILL triggered over subhounds
Loving every laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914906
MGE god aren't infallible alpha and omegas, the chief god got her ass kicked by mortals for example.
They all have their strengths and weaknesses and the ones that tried may have sucked at taming canines, you never know.
>>17914918
It's happened once or twice. Like the post I replied to mentioned, some guy once flipped his shit for a good few hours over the thought of an Ochi pushing her master to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914906
Reminder that the profiles are interviews and the encyclopedia is full of exageration.
If the WS came to a hellhound and asked her about it, she'd proudly boast about gods being unable to tame them while she has that smug smile and her tail wags while you can just use a dumb method like raging mushrooms to do the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914948
It's like "best pussy" with Baphomets, individual monsters will brag.

It astounds me that people still don't get what an unreliable narrator is in fiction and why KC's word will differ from the profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914851
>Stop making your head canon into canon.
That's rich coming from someone who forces their headcanon as actual canon. How is it that all the things like monsters doing nothing but sex 24/7, mindbreaking humans with demonic energy, and so on, are "just hyperbole", but that one line in the hellhound profile is dead serious and literal.

It's funny how ever since KC declared that hellhounds really aren't the sole exception to how profiles aren't 100% accurate (surprising absolutely no-one except people who've deluded themselves into thinking otherwise), the goalposts have been moved from "hellhounds are always dom, and even if dommed they turn back into doms afterwards to dom twice as hard lololo" to "well it's SO IMPOSSIBLE and SO BEYOND GODS that nobody has ever been able to do it and nobody can ever do it lololo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914938
>tfw no one gets triggered about big fat mofu tats
i'll just stick with my milky switch mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914948
>>17914975
Wait what? while I'm fine with subhounds what you said is simply wrong on all accounts all accounts. It's like saying the dragons are actually boasting a bout their strength and they re actually very weak and shy.

Fuck just claim the whole world is a distopia and mg are actually feeding on the souls of their "husbands" while you are it. Once they are done they move over to the next men who is none the wiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914989

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914989
Now you're just flinging your bait all over the pier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914989
>the town of femdomfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914989
Pff hahaha I can't even begin to understand how sad and pathetic this post is.
Seriously, anon. You need to think for yourself a little to know what is supposed to take seriously and what's not. Though I guess I should too because god damn this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914872
>>17914896
I remember that, but you left out just one detail.

The faggots getting angry about Salamander and Ochi were the subs who want to be useless and protected by a dom Salamander or Ochi. That's a pretty big detail to leave out just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a happy individual with no suicidal intent. But i'm still going to track down and marry a Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don’t elementals get more love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914989
Shit nigga what are you doing? You don't just throw the whole bucket in like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915019
because A) they are boring, and B) there are far more better choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915016
Some Wisps like it that way. You'll be with her even after you die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915019
They have a bunch of lore in Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide II.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915024
Such as?

>>17915031
And yet they are very rarely brought up in the threads. I just wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915024
Come on, don't you want to be the equivalent of the avatar with sexy elementals to boot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915035
literally any other species besides matangos and siths of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915025
That's the idea, but before she gets to be eternally smug when I die, I'm going to pound some good ol' fashioned, corporeal love into her. I want to get a ghost pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw want to spank a monstergirl
>can't decide if it's better to spank a small gremlin over your knees or to cane a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

Wild elves. Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915019
I post about gnomes occasionally
I love the idea of the elementals and a lot of things to do with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915035
I think most anons aren't the mage with familiars type. So they tend to go for other types of Mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915049
Whatever you say Alp-fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915019
Better choices
>gnome
People prefer regular golems or even dorome these days.
>ignis
Salamander, lava golem and Hellhound all have the volcanic region love on lock down, less so lava golem than the others.
>undine
She's made of water so has to compete with both slimes and aquatic girls
>sylph
Okay I'm stumped on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915049
Y'know, I think I'm literally the only one here who likes Matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915071
Hatter lovers are mantago lovers in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915069
>sylph
Harpies and wyverns are excellent options for air lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915060
That's a hard choice. I'd say the gremlin though, smug lolis deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915071
I suppose Hatterfag doesn’t count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915061
What's the difference between them and regular elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915049
But anon I like cu siths. Nothing wrong with a loyal dog waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915086
The chase after other monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915082
Yeah, people never hate on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915081
I can't disagree. But at the same time, flipping a kiki's dress and covering her ass in red stripes before sending her back to work with tears in her eyes and a little smile on her lips as she tries to stand straight sounds also very satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914807
I wonder which one will be ruined next.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon finally shows up for my lectures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915069
Sylph is actually my favorite elemental. I'd like to learn some wind magic myself for them speed, dex and ability to flip girl's skirts from afar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915067
you say that like it's a bad thing, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915088
sure, but on the scale of furry to not furry, siths are "dangerously cheesy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915170
>"oh im just here to pick up my girlfriend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915170
What would a lich do if she found out that anon like dere dere girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915225

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915236
fix him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915236
>shows her phlactery to anon
>crushes it in front of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915240
First anon flirted with her customers, now second anon went for the cute girl in her class. When will lichu finally get a break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915243
thats an obscure reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915247
I understood it, and I'm a fucking normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915246
It's not 2nd anon's fault, that horse pussy is super cute in her class and he went for the longshot chance and got lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915247
How is that obscure? It's a part of her entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915357
Poor lich. Maybe one day she'll learn that taking things slow might end up with your anon being taken away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915378
Her lifespan is practically infinite. That's why she can take it slow.

Pretty sure a Lich who accidentally wandered into Wonderland would just sleep with a Dormouse or a club Trumpart all day.

[Anonymous No.]

guys has anyone seen my emm... kiki plushie? i don't remember where I left it and I think I'll be on troubles if I don't find it soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915514
>6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

[Anonymous No.]

sniper bird

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the fit master of a pudgy kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915514
Real talk
Is there mge merc out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914493
If just give her a girl talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915652
I want to be the adventurer partner of a black dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915679
What would a black dragon go adventuring for though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915692
Liquor stores

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915703
That doesn't sound like much of an adventure unless she's hunting those hidden Ren Xiongmao ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915692
Treasures and fame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915703
She wouldn't go to the LC herself, she'll send her chubby, shirtless P'Orc helper

[Anonymous No.]

You’re chilling with your fox gf and suddenly she makes these hand gestures and goes “Ufufufu” while swishing her tail

Wyd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915742
The treasures I understand but Fame?
Unless she's trying to become famed witching the flight can easily just melt a barn and reveal herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915742
I would pay good money to see the continuing adventures of Indiana Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915766
Kiss her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915766
Fox Dance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915773
There it is again. Not all black dragons are evil even though there is a little backstory since her mom isn't a black.
She might be competitive, but she'll show the world that she wouldn't harm innocent people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915781
Woudln't you rather join her on her adventures, anon? It's great to dungeon dive with one and it's also something that keeps you healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

Oni waifus are great. Imagine how stupid one would have to be to reject sn Oni maid that is way more than head over heels for you, who is also super strong and an extremely high tier martial artist and weapons master that would do anything for you and would be a perfect waifu bodyguard. Over a useless Elf that pretty much rejected you.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis are great at brewing their own booze!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915842
I likke rem
But you she's not a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915842
Waifu bodyguards aren't all that great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915852
Big oni tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Hobgoblin Head Maid
>Apsara Cook
>Thunderbird in charge of cleaning
>March Hare in charge of laundry
>Lilim in training

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915896
>Once proud lilim now left as a stuttering mess over being reduced to a maid in training, and trying her best over not wanting to be a failure in that of all things
My fucking heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913326
I really hope those two are a two-for-one package. I love tall/small duos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915905
Fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915857
She is. She is an Oni. Now, she is not a MGE MG, but is as close as you can get.
>Will never reject you once you turn on her waifu mode, which has nothing to do with your physical appearance
>Guaranteed no cheating and loyalty like MGE MGs
>Likely superior Oni lust
The only thing missing is the low fertility, DE life linking to ensure both live as long and DE restructuring your bodies to suit each other fetishes. Aside that, there would be no difference. Though I admit the life link and DE body shaping are huge boosts.

I just headcanon it as a MGE MG version of Rem existing somewhere in MGE world.

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>>17913212
>Head Demon lord
Cursed roll.

>Cook cursed sword
Oh god this really is cursed. The kitchen knife would be her favorite utensil to use.

>Cleaning familiar
This one is actually fairly cute and fits. I'd love to see her wear a big maid dress and not be lewd.

>Laundry Apophis
Why dominate kingdoms when you can sniff your master's underwear? She'd probably endown my clothes with her scent too after she cleaned them

>Demon lord's husband maid in training
I wish I was joking about this but I'm not. This fucking couple is playing a prank on me through dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915842
That's not an Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
head
>Incubu-
FUCK OFF
I'M DONE
NEVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915860
You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915896
>Apsara Cook
I bet she makes the greatest Mac and Cheese ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915852
I want that Oni to impress me with stories from her adventuring days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915960
So you got a butler. MGE setting incubus is just some guy who marries a mamano and fully accepts their love. Just fill in his wife for head maid as well and move on with the rest of the rest.

You don't have to dick all the girls. You selfish prick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914938
Most likely subhounds wouldn't be first gen hellhounds, most likely either a woman who got converted into one or a guy who alped too close to one.

[Anonymous No.]

Water can be sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916017
Barb does good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916017
>Backpacker Anon uncovers a hidden, underground spring and makes a new friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915950
>DL and her husband show up at your door one day
>”Hello~ we’re your new maids!”
>plainly ask them if this is some exhibitionist thing
>”No use lyin! Of course it is~”
>ask if it will last more than a day
>”Nope~ just looking to spice things up for a day, then we’ll get out of your hair and I’ll grant you a wish~”
>Begrudgingly let them in, the Husband silently nodding with a slight look of polite apology in his eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916007
Or he could have just rerolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916017
>“Ara? Are you thirsty, wanderer?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916033
>”Nah I still got some water in my canteen. Thanks for the concern though.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916026
What would your wish be after they’re done in your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916026
Well I mean, getting their blessings would be amazing and really helpful, so putting up with them is 100% worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916039
>Miles and miles away, an insanely buff and handsome man in questionable attire sharply turns his head as his Cupid companion looks on
>”What is it?”
>”I sense... a disturbance...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916044
>"Can I have one of your daughters as my wife and bottom bitch to keep my harem in line?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916044
Blessing my dragon wife so the next times I fucked her she gets pregnant or at least have a nice chance to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916050
Nice wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916044
To hook me up with a Doppelgänger wife who retains full perfect mastery of her transformation magic/skills permanently.
Different bodytype every day here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916048
I think I would make an Eros Paladin start drinking because of my natural denseness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916044
A true deep dish pizza with extra cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916073
>Eros Paladin drinking at the bar as his Cupid wife tries to cheer him up
>”He’s just so dense! I thought the power of loooove would always win out! Bah, another cosmo!”
>other bargoers would usually snicker at such a big guy ordering nothing but girly foofy drinks, but they decide to remain silent
>meanwhile the Cupid orders another whiskey neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916083
Ah, but who delivers it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916094
A hugely muscled werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916090
>Eros Paladin is drowning his sorrows about dense anon in a bar
>dense anon then texts him “I think that Lamia liked me!”
>Eros Paladin then throws his phone across the room in a fit of rage and then starts crying into his Cupid wife’s shoulder
>the Cupid gives the bartender an apologetic look

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916094
They do of course. If they wanna use my house for their weird sex acts they can at least bring me some food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916108
>”He’s... very passionate about his work.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916094

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916108
>Eros Paladin downs one last drink and throws the drink glass to the ground
>"That's it! Enough is enough! Time fore the last resort!"
>He yanks the zweihander blessed by Eros herself to have the effect of 100,000 Cupid arrows on who ever is hit by it
>He then brandishes it before bursting through the sidewall of the bar and running off to stab the dense lad
>The Cupid waifu merely pulls out her purse and starts paying for the drinks, broken glass, and damage done to the building in apologetic silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915797
I'm nowhere near good enough for a dragon. If I want to go dungeon delving, I'll do it my way...the Shog way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916124
I want to pamper that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916129
>”See ya next week, Candi?”
>”See you next week, Jim.”
>she lightly bounds out the wall towards her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916129
Can I apply to be an Eros paladin even if I'm not buff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916135
Eh, whatever you say. Also, letting your shogg become one with you and having her mindflayer friend do some scenarios in your mind while she changes the shape of the room doesn't really counts as dungeon diving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916124
[x]Drink sweat
[x]Be suffocated by
[x]Give all attention and love to

[Anonymous No.]

What alternate colors do you see monster girl specie having?

I imagine that cheshires have easter colors like baby blue and light green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Head Maid Eros
I’m stopping here. She’s all I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916158
If you're not buff the Eros Paladin boot camp will make you buff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916124
>”Nyah! Pizza delivery! Nice aaand steamy. And sos the pizza! Nya ha ha~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916161
Naw, I want to go exploring before we settle down and really become one. See the world first THEN see infinity. I figure I've got centuries to do it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916168
>Eros Paladin Boot Camp
It’s MGCs hot new reality show! Watch it every Sunday at 9!

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916158
Remember that Eros Paladin is a job, not a class. You can be a dashing bishie rogue-Paladin, or a handsomely older Mage-Paladin!
But you will be made extremely handsome in some way. That’s the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916175
By the time you're done with camp you'll be able to benchpress your new Cupid, or waifu of your choice within Eros' power, in full plate armor and be able to deflect arrows with your new oiled up pecs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916180
>the virgin Order knight
>the Chad Eros Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916139
I want to give her some low fat milk and then rub her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916164
>Albino Dormice
>Black furred Ratas
>the rare and thought to be mythical Heavenhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916180
Could I be youthful, sensitive paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916187
I'd give her meat.
Plenty and plenty of meat

>>17916189
Don't forget tropical kiki colors and siberian jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916164
What would a shiny Wendigo look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916199
Inky black with red eyes.
A cute girl that moves like living shadow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916192
>tropical kiki colors
So, feathers like a Quetzal/Quezal and a slighter brown skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916203
>goth wendigo wants to be hardcore but her mom won't let her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916171
Eww, now that pizza is all soggy and gross. She should also be driving a vehicle like every other pizza delivery or at least teleport. I bet her sweat is all over the freaking pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916191
Of course! Being a youthful sensitive Eros Paladin makes it much easier to convince cold old CCs that they really need to get a husband if even someone your age is married.
The question is, do you want your partner to be equally youthful or an older more voluptuous and desperate devoted herself? Cupid’s or Houris or Valkyries, any of them could fit either role!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916211
That or a brilliant red similar to that of a scarlet macaw.

>>17916213
She just needs to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916220
Gimmie the older and more voluptuous, after that any girl is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916229
As humans why do you think we're attracted to more mature partners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916214
Anon don't tell me your not gonna accept Muscle Cat's pizza, it her first day on the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916248
Big tiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>Why are you hiding your face? Take it off!

t. Basilisk husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916249
I can't imagine the pleasure of ruining such a perfect body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916285
Good thing golden needles were on sale last weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916287
Me neither but it would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916293
>He needs golden needles
>Not wearing that blue ribbon she got you for your last birthday to make you immune to all status effects like Stone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916299
Lots of milk, belly rubbing, eat bitting and some tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916304
Gonna spoil that muscle cat.
Gonna get her to lazily purr while its happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916300
I actually use the buckler I found after that huge mermaid destroyed the beach while playing with the gremlins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916293
Maybe that will help in getting the venom out faster.

A Basilisk's gaze is one surefire way to turn a regular man into an incubus though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916287
>>17916299
>>17916304
>Wanting to ruin this perfect body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916337
Either is perfect for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916124
>>17916249
>>17916337
That's a big cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916342
I want my dick to crash down on her, with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916403
Fox or cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916453
Fox by the ears alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916403
Speak English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916403
I wish I could speak moonrunes to know exactly what she’s saying. But I understand that she wants me to bless her with a daughter or three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916403
Fox Marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916453
Cats don't have ears like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916490
Fox wedding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916496
Fox honeymoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916508
Fox pregnancy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916510
Fox daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916496
A Kitsune wedding sounds like so much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916511
Fox lolis!
Fox Incest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916533
Fox cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916403
>>17916483
How is language barrier dealt with among monster girls, do just use body language to express their feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916530
There'd be many mofu women there.
Just watch out for the drunk older ones if you aren't married, they may start groping and take you to bed.


You may end up married to the mofu mafia before you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916544
they do their best to learn your most fluent language and teach you theirs so there are more ways for them to tell you that they love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916533
>Ruining it
Fox disgust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916496
Fox milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915575
what is she aiming at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916590
People who make the world a dirty place. She's the kikikleaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916544
My headcanon is kinda like Highschool DxD where monstergirls have an innate skill to understand our languages and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916588
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916588
Fondling Foxy Funbags!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be careful when using your teleportation spells, anon.

One wrong move and you may end up in the realm of demons.

If you're lucky you'll end up in the realm of an uncaring smith demon who only cares about building up her fortresses and telling you to get out before she tries her latest siege weapons upon you.

[Anonymous No.]

Massive minotaur mammaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916631
This from a doujin?
If so where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916631
A nice, although I don't know if I want her to be pure muscle or have a bit of softness to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916590

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916553

I find that particularly appealing for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916631
Why are there door knockers over her nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916403
[x] Do the lolifox from behind in candlelight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916648
actually they're there for hanging laundry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916641
Zombina and Lala > Everyone except for maybe Tio and Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913721
The worst part is Sanzo will always be better at human and sapient animal drawings or short mangas rather than a fully serialized manga. T-Rex Kanojo was fun, but fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913721
How far did the guy go with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916026
>Show them Jinko's profile pic
>"See her?"
>"Get me one that looks exactly like her, if possible with black hair. With the full 6 packs or 8 if possible and human hands."
>"If you do this you will have served your "master" for eternity and I wont need you to ask you anything else."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916071
Patrician Taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17912925
>Dragonmommy will never heal your depression
I feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

would you be able to feign being dense or would monster girls see right through it?

[Anonymous No.]

New Dormouse art, it's a gangbang https://i.imgur.com/3CjUUFy.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916805
You can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915950
>>17916026
Not such a cursed roll now. It's more of a blessing from the skies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916805
Reminds me of that shitty novel I just read, in which the guy describe his dick as "eleven inches long". I have no idea how long an inch is, but all the comment say it's 4x too long to be realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916834
A normal dick is around 6 to 7 inches long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916840
Normal in litterature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916805
Meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916840
More like 5-6 depending on the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916843
W-what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916840
The average is 5 or 4, depending on the continent

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to at least use protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916847
Normal in books, or normal in biology? Your standards may depend from the support.
Apparently, in ERP, the average length is twenty inches.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a kakuen
There must be something fun you could do with them
Like learn how to play drums so she can dance to them

[Anonymous No.]

Food is also a battle

[Anonymous No.]

Would be nice if I had something else to post than edits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916878
I bet salamanders would make great BBQ food

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916871
would Kakuen be into DBZ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916871
>that jiggly ass
Unf;

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916891
Not enough filthy monkey sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916884
Get this low effort trash out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916884
Because it looks like garbage on top of having a large following of obnoxious shitters behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916884
Can you stop posting the same shit-tier edit over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916921
>>17916926
>>17916928
Can you please stop shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916884
You could always commission an undead or gremlin getting spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916933
That's some weak ass bait right there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916934
I'm still trying to find a decent artist. Most of artist doing commission are overinflating their price, and only have their egos to compensate for their lack of skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916933
Explain how my post was shitposting in your own terms, shitbird.

[Anonymous No.]

Otherwise, you end up paying 50$ for something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet that tubby desert tanukis have slaves carry them on a palanquin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916960
Anyone who is something in MGE desert land has slaves carry them around on palanquin.
This is also why they love to be princesses carried by their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916960
Isn;t that what Khepris are for? I mean come on anon, what Tanuki could resist getting carried around by a bunch of slaves whose body parts look like actual gold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916966
>Pudgy desert tanuki getting princess carried by her 'favorite slave'
>Bushy tail is going ballistic and she's nuzzling into his chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916947
Stop posting sub-par trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916973
>Desert tanuki getting carried by gold colored bugs on a gold palanquin while wearing naught but gold jewelry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916947
By my experience, artists seem to operate on a bell curve
>new artists overestimate their ability and vastly overcharge
>competent artists are secure in their skill and (usually) price fairly
>experienced artists know they're good and charge as such

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916974
>Favorite slave's thoughts.
>"I wish she would lose weight, it's hard on the knees. I hate the desert, I don't particulary like furry tails. I wish I was at home where's it's cooler then this. There's sand in my thong."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916988
Truly life is difficult.
Also, hefty mistress lifting is a good weight training program

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916994
It's worse when they're bigger than you. And 8 foot tall Pharaoh is no laughing matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916985
Would these all be single khepris or would they be the girls who had bad luck and couldn't spend the day at home with their hubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916973
>>17916985
What if, Desert Tanuki adopting a little orphaned Khepri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917004
I can only imagine her looking at her favorite slave/husband with hopeful eyes after spotting such a tanuki.

\>>17917005
I imagine that they'd be single girls.

>>17917006
Could do that, teaching the little gold bug the business

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916986
Yeah, this a real pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917008
I'd just sigh and stretch out my arms, and it's not because of the reward.

I'm not addicted to being called a good boy and having my head patted I can quit any time I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916871
I can see myself becoming friends with a Kakuen. We might have different interests but we would always sit down on a bar to enjoy a good drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917024
>We might have different interests
What, you're homosexual,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917016
I think you may have picked the wrong post

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917029
No, I'm talking about the way she likes parkour and I'm more of a chill guy that likes adventures. I don't think I'd be able to follow her in her monkeying around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917048
So she prefers Mirror Edge while you're more into The Long Dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917024
There is no such thing as friendship between a single man and a single monster girl.

Well, maybe between a Salamander and a lazy weakfag, again, maybe, just maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917051
Something like that. We'd still sit down and talk about other things though.

>>17917073
What if we're not single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916805
You know, I never understood gangbangs. You're either the guy on the bottom with a bunch of other dudes around you getting in the way of fucking the girl on top of you, or your one of the spare dick hoping for a hand or a mouth while the main guy finishes.

There's literally no reason sex should involve more than a single man and a single woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917079
It can be good for the girl depending on how lewd she is. It has the same answer as guys: The more the merrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917084
>depending on how lewd she is
You mean depending on how much of a whore she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917024
i always wanna be close friends with a Centuar that comes over occasionally to hang out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917095
I want a pudgy centaur NEET friend.
Could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917095
Yep, having monster friends is completely fine. There are some monster girls that I'd love to talk about random things and some of our interests, as well as discussing relationship things if she's married too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917084
While I don't like that response, as a Harem fag I can at least respect/understand why a girl would want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917095
HORSE. CUJINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917084
It's not really the same though. Women have many hole to fill. Men only have one thing to bury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917095
Having a homestay is hard work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917084
I can't believe there's someone with taste as shit as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917152
>Implying I like that shit
Yeah no. I don't even like bigamy from either sides, liking gangbangs is impossible to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917079
Only cuckolds are into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917095
>>17917102
>Getting Centaur NEET a custom made sword that her favorite character uses from that one anime/game she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917184
The best bit is she can still use it despite being a soft NEET with big glasses

[Anonymous No.]

The purer a monster is the lewder her body must be. This is law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917202
Too true.
It's why Unicorns are the lewdest of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917202
I suppose that explains the lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917202
Im sorry i can't imagine a Alice with a voluptuous body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917236
Shortstack alice that keeps asking oniichan why he's fidgiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917230
>Unicorns
>Lewdest
I'd post a relevant image but it has yuri so I can't because your feefees matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917241
Are you okay dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917241
You seem to be feeling a tad angry there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917230
Don't tease the Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917260
She is though!
She's a shameless pervert who loves hand holding and kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917230
I want to polish her magic horn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917270
T-That's entirely normal for a loving couple, nothing lewd about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917239
>Her plump ass feels so soft in your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917304
But she hasn't even asked the guy to be her boyfriend yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917311
Then she'll ask if you have a crayon in her pocket

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917202
I like the look of the Houri in their profile, but I'd really want to see one with a mature, voluptuous body. It'd go so well with their pure love for their hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917318
*your

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Harblador came back so we could have a decent chaosfucker writer again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917236
>>17917239
That's not the lewdness of loli bodies at all you plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917329
Become the change you wish to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917335
A heavy pear Alice would be good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917311
>"Onii-chan, let's play a video game."
>she goes over to the TV and starts setting up the console, giving you a full view of her happily shaking her panty-straining ass
>you can see a wet spot forming over the crotch
I just want innocent fun times with my Alice imouto, but damn is she lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917329
So do I, he was unironically one of my favourite writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never impress a monster with your cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917313
Why would she need to? He's her fiance! Unicorn villages arrange marriages at an early age, you know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917359
This hurts.
I want to surprise my wife with a nice cottage pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917359
I'm not surprised, apparently only omnivorous species can have taste or something. I remember Monster Musume explaining something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917359
>Isekai Shokudou
>Isekai is general
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917378
Japan is the Isekai though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917382
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917382
The genre is still terrible, not saying I have any better taste since I like Shield Hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917394
It's a show about I'm not going to spoonfeed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917394
This dragon likes curry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917397
Hey man, shield hero is dope and its also from an era before the isekai craze was a thing. Lookin forward to it getting animated, hope it also doesn't do an anime only route or anything autismo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917397
>2017 Anime
>Isekai or Sister Fucking
goddammit japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917416
I just hope it doesn't follow the web novel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917430
How bad was the web novel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917429
2018 will be harem shows with weird new artstyles and more isekai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917430
Really? I've read a fair amount of it and I thought it was pretty nice. Though it does get progressively more boring the more revenge the MC dishes out. Are the other novels a lot better or does it just continue to get worse on the web novel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917382
this fad has lasted a lot longer than I thought it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917430
Why would it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917437
Not SAO levels but pretty close.

>>17917441
To poorly explain it, the ending has the MC die and come back as a god not that long after. The web novel is serviceable but the ending completely drops the ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917463
[/spoiler] >MC doesn't get to spend the rest of his days with atlas, raphtalia, and firo in the starter town while all the other heroes finally get their collective shit straight.

Fucking Weak.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917463
>MC doesn't get to spend the rest of his days with atlas, raphtalia, and firo in the starter town while all the other heroes finally get their collective shit straight.

Fucking Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917482
Yeah, it's almost as disappointing as I am a Hero's ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917487
Last question I wanna ask because this is irrelevant, but just gimme a simple yes/no. Is the novel's ending different than the webnovel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917493
I don't believe that novel has ended yet. But all I know is that the manga and light novel seperate themselves from the web novel iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917493
Pretty much the entire second half of the story is different enough that you can slap a different title on it and believably market it as a different IP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915766
Mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Demon twins that look similar to Scanty and Kneesocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915766
nowhere to run
nowhere to hide

[Anonymous No.]

>Camera pans in.
>"Ladies, this is a kiki."
>"This kiki was not fortunate enough, or simply didn't have the guts to seduce her master."
>"Thanks to hear hesitant, or even poor actions, she was not able to claim her master in time."
>"Because of that, her master slowly succumed to dimentia, not even able to recognize his family and freinds."
>"She used to wake up early and greet him with a warm smile on her face in his room, to see a warmer one come back."
>"Now, she wakes up every day hoping that her unfortunate master didn't run off or get himself hurt while she slept."
>Camera form changes to an interview "I will never forget the last day I saw my master happy. I wished him goodnight after a long day of work, and only the weekend to look forward too, and I finally built up the strength and courage to tell my master how I felt. Then the next morning, he started talking about 'spies and conspirators'. His conditions only worsened, and he was never the same since."
>Camera pans out, showing a professional kikimora in a suit, make-up, and sitting on a lone chair, with the greenscreen in the background playing the interview.
>"This is what happens to maids who don't seduce their masters on time. Without the love and support to help bring them further, cruel things like diseases and worse can get to him. Now don't be submissive, be seductive. win your master's heart. Remember to show him how much he means to you, and what you mean to him."
>Camera fades out and PSA ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917429
We need a show where not the MC is the one hit by the Isekai truck of peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917533
There's a special place in a cold naraka for you.

>>17917540
I want one where the protagonist is NOT the isekai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917260
I wanna tease my CC Unicorn neighbor after I catch her in cosplay!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to grope my Onee-chan's fat tits without permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917540
I wanna see an anime about the truck driver. He hits so many kids and gets away with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917569
She doesn't seem to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Not all Dark Mages wear hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917569
>>17917577
That one will crush your balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917587
She's cute, I'd platonically love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917569
I'm going to fight that one Kraken onee-san at the beach and no one will stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17914493
I never remember. Does "onee-chan" means big sister or little sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917593
Excuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917605
The guy who drew that, Space Jin, has a ball crushing fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no moonlight Titania waifu who loves grunge music.
>When she isn't in her regal attire she wears ripped pajama pants and a super droopy band T-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917587
Would cuddle/10

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Barbs been up too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917603
Big sister, imotou is little sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917668
>these paw pad
I want to touch them.

>>17917671
So the little brother spanking the big sister?
That doesn't make sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917680
Little is relative

>>17917668
I want a chubby Anubis to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the context of this image? isnt she supposed to be (your) daugheru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917668
Drawing dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917691
Canon dhampirs are shit, this one is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917691
She could be your step-daughter, and walk on you spanking her mother, not knowing that her mother asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917725
>spanking
>used goods shit on top of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917718
Dhampirs are good girls and I want one as a childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917729
>thinking that fucking a virgin cure your AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917737
Only thing that'll cure his super AIDS is Alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917668
I want to feel those claws digging into my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917598
*teleports in front of you*
*unsheathes back tentacles*
Huh, I wonder that sound is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917753
*schloorp*
That is the sound of unscheathed tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

Name the cutest, hypothetical thing your daughteru could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917762
It's actually the screams of anon as he is thoroughly molested by her slug tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Bengal Jinkos have chocolate skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917772
Exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917743
And a bullet in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917772
Literally anything anon, anything my daughteru does would melt my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917336
I'd rather not try to get back into writing Anon. My stories aren't fit for consumption. A man cannot change his stars is what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917753
As long as I stay in front of her everyhting will be fine. Gotta fight kraken onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Weighty wendigos willfully wandering wherever wendis want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917772
My daughteru is pretty cute in almost anything she does. She loves flowers and plants of all kinds so one of the first thing that came to mind was her making a crown to mommy, the queen and to daddy, the king.
she's adorable when she's not being evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
>Wendis
It's Wendies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
Woah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
Wunderbar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
Well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917820
It's an alliterative adventure for chubby wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna find a white horn.
And get her to become my wife, have my children, and live a lifetime with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Whipping the wise, wonderful wight while wondering whether or not to wish for her to whimper and whine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917853
stop this magic anon you'll summon something you shouldn't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917860
>implying I don't want a sexy wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17915575
>having your barrel right up against the window
lmao fuggin amateur

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
Warning: wistful warrior wooing weighty wendigo wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917877
Wowzers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
DONE DIRT CHEAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917903
>putting his girl in a bunny girl outfit
What a terrible father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917915
>What a wonderful father.
Fixed for MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917587
not all Dark Slimes go hatless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917930
Dark Slimes would just form a faux hat from their own mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917884
Filthy acts at reasonable prices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917932
that would anger the hat god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917932
But then they couldn't hide inside it

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu have any quirks that serve as minor annoyances?

(tossing and turning in sleep, snoring, lazy about chores, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917812
Worried Wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917934
Hope isnt her pubic hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
My gremlin waifu has the habit of tinkering until she falls asleep in the middle of her workshop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
sometimes she explodes,
like
literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
Enjoys teleporting atop me and laying there when she wants, and issue as she's quite weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
You Rata's are really persistent about questioning us, hell even i've answered sometimes so what do you plan with all this worthless info?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
She's very fond of greeting me with jump scares when I come home from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917962
>what do you plan with all this worthless info?
database for dating site

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
The big wife has no regards to personal space, and loves to grope and feel even when we are in public. The dormouse refuses to do any chores and often tries to drag me away for catnaps at inopportune times, and the large mouse is spoiled rotten and incredibly bratty. But I love 'em all anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
She can get really touchy-feely and affectionate very easily. Usually it'd be fine but there would definitely be some times where it would be a little annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
Yep, she breathes fire when her emotions are out of control and she can rarely snore a bit, which causes some fire too.
Another inconvenience is her clothes ripping fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917853
Widehipped washboard Wight wordlessly worshipping warmth while waiting for whiteness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
Her tail wags and legs kick when she sleeps, but it's hard to get mad since it's so damn adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
The cheshire hates being left alone and loves nothing more than to teleport on my back despite the fact that she's quite hefty.

The war golem enters periods where she wants me to stay put and, as such, will sit me in her lap and will keep putting me back there whenever I try to leave.

The spider familiar keeps making lewd comments about wanting me to fondle her overly large breasts.

The salamander still tries to 'bodyguard' me when I go into the restroom.

[Anonymous No.]

Nintendo will definitely be effected after the portals open soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913212
>Youko head maid
>Lamia Cook
>Apsara Cleaning Lady
>Leanan sidhe Laundry lady
>Sylph maid in training

Did I won?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917351
Him and Silent were probably my all-time favorites. Now they're both gone, and all we have left is maybe one or two good writers and a whiny faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918041
It's diversed enough to look fun, but at the same time having low compatibility can make it meh.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that undines are good girls that can give you a drink even when you're lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17916805
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918100
I want to corrupt an Undine so much that instead of being made of water she'd be made of girly arousal juice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918100
I'd need an undine to keep the fire away from the thread and my wiafu after I used anti-fire material.

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrassing shit your waifu does in public?
Mine dances to music she knows while we shop in the grocery store. God forbid its a 80s pop love song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918159
She's much more social than I am and only has social anxiery in very rare, specific scenarios, so she'll tend to strike up a conversation with a random person whereas I'll just want to go about my business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918159
Nothing. If anything I'm the one who feels her up and makes her embarrassed sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918159

She does everything she can to show off the ring and tries to be overly affectionate whenever other girls are nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the difference between werewolf and dire werewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

Former's normal
Latter's overused and meme tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918250
The size of their tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
i think she'd probably be a messy eater and almost never let me go when we sleep even when its warm out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917943
her lack of hands means she needs help with things that require accuracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17917903
>Filename
You.... I remember you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918304
BEGONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918026
Ngyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918311
I like Squids, especially Mindflayers, but those two do nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918328
I have the opposite opinion. Want to not argue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918334
Of course, that sounds like a reasonable compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this by the same guy who did the cute crow harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918344
Yea, he also has some other harpies as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918363
I've seen the Raven, Hawk, Scarecrow and Snow Owl. The Seagull was new to me. Any other pieces I'm missing out on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918371
here's a falcon, there was also a vulture but I can't find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918363
>seagull-chan, if you shit on my car again, I'm going to ram an entire box of alkaseltzer down your goddamn throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918386

Are you sure that's a falcon and not the North American Freedom Bird? Freedom harpy best harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918407
I'm assuming shes a falcon because of the glove

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918409

The glove is used for all raptors, including eagles and larger owls. Talons hurt like a sonofabitch dude. I always though she was supposed to be a bald eagle because of the white hair and brown feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918415
>The glove is used for all raptors
I'd like to see you trying to hold a raptor.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a mighty need. A mighty need for strongfat yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

Are jötunns just frost giants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918422
I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918449
Do you want to wake up after passing out in a blizzard only to find yourself face to face with a sleeping strongfat yeti clinging to you in her sleep?
Would you want to slowly realize that the two of you are naked and your dick is trapped in her tight pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918455
Pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be swept away by an unimaginably wealthy undead countess, to live the rest of eternity pursuing leisure, hobbies and love
Everything sucks. Everything except for my possibly vampiric wifu. Because she doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918667
>You'll never be forced into the service of the unfathomably wealthy Vampire Queen Bee of your class.
>She'll never be insanely smug and do that haughty "Oh-ho-ho" laugh all the time.
>She'll never drag you to her room on your first night in the manor smirking all the way only for her to get positively giddy once she has you all to herself and start snuggling you and rubbing her face against yours.
>You'll never see her approach commoner interests with wide-eyed wonder as it becomes clearer and clearer that she only forced you into her service because she legit loves you.
>You'll never see her blush when you catch her leaving a sizable donation at the library where she first met you.
How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the darkest desire you've had about monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
One staying by my side while I'm at my lowest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918734
You sick fuck. That's my fetish too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
A shirohebi so paranoid about other women that the slightest trigger could make her immolate her husband with lust fire, ramping his desire for her so much that he is forced to take her no matter where they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
I want to see a Valkyrie "snap"
I want to see that moment her skin pales and wings darken.
that moment when she see me as her master to serve and love based on her own desire to have me and not any mission from god or the voices in her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
I want to wake up to my Kikimora maid making a mold of my dick and pretend I'm still asleep so she doesn't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918756
>Kiki kicks in your door, missing her maid uniform and carrying a dripping wet dildo of your dick
>she has a crazed look on her face, muttering that it's not enough and that she needs the real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
Heavily pregnant kiki kidnapping and training other masterless kikis into perfect broodmother maids like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
Asking one of my preferred species to use DE to give me a quick and painless death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918767
Just as keikaku.

[Anonymous No.]

Well folks, temperatures are dropping, is your waifu warm enough to survive?
it's officially big girl season

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
I like to imagine myself raping monsters and impregnating every single one I run across while high of raging shrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918815
You'd better take responsibility once you come down off that high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918814
We stay quite warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918814
>temperatures are dropping
No they aren't, I have to keep my fan on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918814
>wanting a waifu for winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918474
No, go for it. I'm a huge fan of Jurassic Park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918814
My hellhound waifu keeps me warm all winter long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918814
My waifu would need quite a bit of cuddles during the winter, especially if we left the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918814
She'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
Some kind of service where I get a kikimora to wake me up every morning, prepare a a coffee for me, and then lift her skirt and bend over while I drink my coffee, waiting for her spanking before she bows and leaves for the day once I'm satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918621
Yes. A big cuddle dom Yeti would be top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
>darkest desire I've had about monstergirls

I get tingly to the idea of bending a danuki over a desk, leaning over, and putting a small stack of gold bullion coins in her mouth before penetrating her, and whispering into her ear that every coin she drops is going to be dropped into a red kettle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918780

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918729
Watching an evil succubus violently fuck out a guy's soul

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

Spanking a tanuki.
With your hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919061
Can I spank her with a big stack of cash instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919061
Oh dear, what a clumsy raccoon. I'd better get her some helpersdaughterus to help her around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919065
I bet she would manage to get the cash stuck between her asscheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919066
>Tanuki pounces on and mounts anon
>Tells him she's come to pay her debt, with interest
>"Alright, but a check will take time to clear. Can you do cash? I kind of need the money right away for bills and stuff."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919070
What do you think she hides in that bushy tail anon? Give her some credit, she knows that impending payment dates are boner-kills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919079
>want to be funny
>google "racoon tail", thinking about posting one to fuck around
>find a furry anal implement
Well that backfired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919011
What type of hair style would fit a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919070
now you've got to pay for her wall, ya dunce

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919082
...my condolences. May an ara-ara Kejorou attend to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919087
I need a mindflayer to take that memory away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919087
That's a big Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919091
I'm sorry, sir, all our trained Flayer staff are attending to outpatients. Would you consent to being treated by one of our trainees? She's one of the brightest we have.

>>17919093
All the better for her to give you nursing hairjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: Dragalps are the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919105
Fine, I'd let her treat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919112
Alright, sir, just squeeze the squishy-flayer, right on her cheeks. Her tentacles will do the rest. Just relax and let her work her magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919105
>nursing handjobs
Even better since she can do it with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919119
Fine, here we go.

I could use a gif, or even a webm of her getting squeezed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919123
So could I. Sadly, I don't have the knowhow.

>>17919121
Yes, yes indeed. Wouldn't it be nice to feel her soft hair all over your body? To be surrounded by her scent, smelling fresh and faintly of apples? To feel her gentle strands tickling you all over, in your weak spots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919128
A shame.

I would melt instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919131
Man, I just want to squeeze a squishy flayer's cheeks. To rub her face softly and then give her copious amounts of headrubs and headpats. I couldn't adopt one as a daughter, I'd spoil her rotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918814
>Temperatures are dropping
Yeah no. It's hot as fuck out here and I'd need her to keep flapping her wings at me to create a nice breeze. I'd be completely at her mercy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919151
Adopt 600 instead. You'll even have dreams about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919151
To be honest, I'd spoil rotten every monster daughter I'd get. Even a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17918026
iv been on the fence about getting it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919159
Anon, no, you'd raise her into a mad scientist. Wouldn't you prefer to train her into a well-disciplined, ethical engineer? One who develops technology for the betterment of society?

>>17919158
I couldn't possibly adopt 600 of them in good conscience. Financials and logistics aside, how am I supposed to squeeze and pet all 600 of them with only 24 hours in a day? I'd spend 6 hours on just one flayer alone, and I can only hug about a dozen of them at once!

And what about puberty? How am I supposed to find fiancees for 600 lonely flayers? I'd have to hold a middle-school hostage until their male students marry my daughters, and I'm not going to NTR some poor unicorn's childhood friend from her!

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>>17919172
I don't know, I only spank my wife. The daughters are for mad spoiling.

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>>17919159
Would you get your gremlin daughteru that Lego robotics kit she circled in the Christmas ads? After all, gremlins aren't born with their chair. She needs to start somewhere.

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Remember that if you squish a loli flayer too much, she'll want you to squish other parts of her body when she grows up

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>>17919178
I'd get her these kid building kits I had as a kid.

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>>17919172
>hardworking engineer gremlin
>protect middle school childhood friends
Are you me? You are a man of culture and refinement.

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>>17919182
Don't dick the daughterus. Reserve your lewd squishing for non-adopteru, non-blood-related Flayers.

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>>17919191
Don't worry, Anon. She'll change how you think about daughteru dicking, so it's not a problem

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>>17919190
My brother from another mother. I imagine all men of good sense would preserve the purity of childhood MG romance. It's also good sense to have diligent, upstanding engineers build the core of MG society, like this young lady here.

>>17919196
But I just want to cry tears of fatherly joy as I give her away at her wedding! Would she deny me even that?

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>>17919172
>>17919199
For some reason, it reminds me of Bioshock's good ending, when Tenenbaum explains how (You) took the little sisters back to the surface, gave them a new life, let them get married, get kids on their own, and the game ends as a bunch of hands grab your own wrinkly, agonizing hand.

One of the most heart-warming ending I ever saw.

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>>17919199
You'll still cry tears of fatherly joy at her wedding, it's just when she walks down the aisle towards you. There's no escaping the flayer daughteru,
anon

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>>17919172
Squishies are kinda like jello so if you squish just hard enough they'll come together, kinda like a slime but a bit different. Just squish 6 groups of 100 to get a young adult flayer and play with their cheeks while they protest in vain.
Also, you should send them to an eldritch school. They use different methods of teaching there and food wouldn't be a problem either as you could squish the 600 together to create one Elder Mentalbreaker. That's 599 less heads to feed.

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Can I get a larger gremlin? The shortys are cute but I want something a bit bigger in every dimension.

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>>17919216
GET OUT

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What type of MGs would be best for putting horseshoes on centaurs? Would there be fashion about it? Would unicorns allow a man to put horseshoes on her, or would they want a specific type of MG handle it?

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>>17919212
>not teaching her how to live properly
>not keeping a secret stash of memories

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>>17919216
REPORTED TO THE TASTE POLICE

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>>17919128

I want to be partially wrapped up in her hair then have her tease me when I tell her I want to be completely covered in her hair

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>>17919216
A pear-shaped Gremlin.

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>>17918827
That scared Wendigo hiding in the back knows what she did, it's her fault he's stuck in the ice and now the Yetis have to hug him out

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>>17919230
Oh, she'd be teasing you alright. Not just with her mouth and nimble tongue though.

>>17919234
Or maybe she's just shy? That Anon's a grouch all year round. Summer when? Wouldn't surprise me if he froze while sitting there sulking about MGs, just because a White Horn invited him to dinner.

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>>17919244
I forget, what is his story anyway? I thought he was just lonely and depressed waiting for the right girl to come along.

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>>17919247
He just doesn't like being loved by all these fine young ladies. Maybe he has hay fever, who knows?

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>>17909301
the pastebin is almost 3 years old

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>>17919260
>Feb 17th, 2015
A little more than two years, actually.

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>tfw you want to write but can't

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>>17919265
its only 3 months from February of next years, but I digress
should an updated version be put up?

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>>17919244

Oh good. The best part is how since she can manipulate any part of her hair and how it would leave you writhing in pleasure or how they can open up parts that were closed off entirely so she can tease them with her hands or mouth/tongue at her discretion

Or how it's equally pleasurable for her to have her hair all around you and how happy it makes it her that you love her hair so thoroughly since it's something she takes great care of to ensure her future husband will enjoy.

And even out of a lewd context it's great since it can act as a sort of blanket. I would love to cozy up with one next to warm fireplace while listening to some chill music.

Kejs are the best.

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>>17919294
And they cook too! Is there anything a Kej can't do?

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>>17919282
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCQz-b4DvU0

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>>17919303
Wear a wig?

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>>17919303
Have a tomboy aesthetic

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I need corruption stories with dragons

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>>17919331

you could make that work.

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>>17919340
I need to see trogdor as a monstergirl

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>>17919287
What's the point? The wordpress exists, and that has a googledocs list of (almost) all the writefags anyway. It's more accurate than the ancient pastebin list.

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>>17919331
What if they have a ponytail?

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>>17919312
I wonder how a Kejorou would feel if you asked her to wear a wig. It would be like asking someone to wear a face skinned from a corpse because they look ugly.

>>17919331
Are sporty girls with ponytails tomboys?

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>>17919347
They're too elegant.

>>17919361
>>17919365
Maybe? I was thinking more short hair, denim overalls, scar on the cheek, etc etc

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>>17919365
I don't think it would be that horrific. It would be more like asking a kobold to put on a dog ear headband and wear a tail plug.

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>>17919282
No, you can. The actual problem is you sort of want to write but you can't actually be fucked to put any effort in.
Or you're picturing how shit your first draft is going to be and it's putting you off, which it shouldn't, because the first draft always sucks.
I'm convinced one of the major differences between a decent writefag and a shit writefag is the drafting process - the good writefag reads his sucky first draft and works out what went wrong, moving onto the next draft to improve it. The shit writefag will just throw the first draft at the thread, maybe spellchecking it if we're lucky.

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>>17919377
>No, you can
no he can't

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>hellhound raised by kobolds

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>>17919371

>short hair

yeah that's definitely a no go unless you subscribe to the idea they're capable of disguising themselves as human and thus having short hair to go with it. Their standard of short hair is probably our standard for long hair.

Everything else could work though. Maybe add a baseball cap to put the ponytail through.

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>>17919390
Would it be rude to give a kobold real world dog toys?

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>>17914060
>hear strange sounds coming from your wife's workshop
>well, stranger than usual
>take a sneak peek
>see your gremlin wife bending over a strange chair
>she seems to be tied to it, and a mechanism tied to the chair's back keep smacking her ass with a thin wood plan-like thing
>you spot your wife desperately fiddling with a remote
>mechanism starts speaking in a text-to-speech tone
>"Scolding mode. I'm very disappointed in you. You should know better."
>she starts pressing buttons at random while her ass is getting red
>a particularily strong hit make her lose her graps on the remote
>you decide to help
>walk in
>you try to untie her
>she notices you
>"Ha... D... Darling, I can explain!"
>you tell her getting her out is the priority
>she agrees and point at her desk while starting to tear up
>you run to her desk, grab a small saw
>start cutting the repurposed belts she used for her strange mechanism
>pull her out
>the machine keeps spanking thin air
>she clings to you and start crying and apologizing
>turn the power off in the workshop, and bring her back to the living room
>put her in the sofa, go fetch a wet, cold towel to put on her painful ass as she rests on her belly
>she moans appreciatingly as the towel soothes her ass
>you squat next to the sofa, and ask her what that was about
>she blushes and start mumbling stuff about a book her kiki friend gave her
>you tell her to just ask you next time, and to reflect on her actions
>she starts to nod off
>"Sure... I'll ask..."
>falls asleep
>you return to what you were doing
>17 o'clock
>you hear the front door opening, and your wife talking
>come down
>see your daughter with tears in her eyes presenting a flower to her mother to cheer her up, and your mother trying to adjust the towel that slipped out while explaining that you're not to blame
>daughter ask "so... mommy wasn't bad?"

>>17919377
I kinda agree. In 99% of the case, whenever I try to write something, it's proofreading it that convinces me that it's shit.

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>>17919377
>The shit writefag will just throw the first draft at the thread, maybe spellchecking it if we're lucky.
I don't think anyone does that here.

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>>17919405
I'll concede the ponytail point, although it's gonna be one really, really long ponytail.
Also, the dark priests are totally gonna make a children's book about the Kej with the title "Rape-punzel", where a Kej abducts a young prince from his castle, and pays off the authorities by spinning her hair into gold.

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What would I need to do to make a Kikimora do this little happy dance?

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>>17919414
Poor thing, she is married and has a child but she still can't properly express herself to her husband.

>daughter ask "so... mommy wasn't bad?"
That implies that her father spanks her right? Daughterus should never be spanked because you run the risk of her enjoying it and bonding with you in a sexual manner.

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>>17919442
put a ferret in her bloomers.

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>>17919421
It's pretty much Beast's whole gimmick

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>>17919421
A couple of years ago when we had a lot of writefags there were a few who seemed to do just that.

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>>17919455
The implication was that "mommy" is often bad. That's why I just write greentext and not full stories.

I guess it does decently for a first draft, but I'll have to add to it to make a real story.

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>>17919442
Compliment her cooking.

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Big beefy basalisks!

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>>17919485
Bakalisks with glasses.

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>>17919515
Cute!
I want to sneak up on one to see her shouting 'Optic Beam!'

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Alright anons, I got a question and need some answers.

Should I write a story about weresheep family shenanigans or not?

And no, not the sexual kind.

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>>17919548
Why the fuck wouldn’t you?
Yes.

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>>17919469
Bad tsundere Gremlin mom gets addicted to her husband's spanking but won't admit it?
I'll be looking forward to that story

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>>17919554
That's an idea. I have to flesh it out before making a real story.

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>>17919552
Because the to-do list has gotten kind of long and I'm starting to feel bad for not finishing any of the stories I had planned out.

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>>17919536
I want to lean in for a kiss with my bakalisk and bump glasses with her! After the embarrassing moment we remove our glasses and I get incubized so hard we end up doing the lewd.

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>>17919548
Do it, winter needs comfy stories.

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I did it!
I fucking did it!

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>>17919579
Good job. Now you're the King Autism

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>>17919579
Nice

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How do you make 'less blessed' MG feel loved in the chest area?

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>>17919579
did what?

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>>17919619
You lick their nipples and give her some good rubs, also say that you are closer to her heart. Always works.

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>>17919622
Got the book, I guess.

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I don't know which harem is better: Fox or Khepri

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>>17919630
I may have to go Kephri as they seem more open to my particular brands of deviancy

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>>17913212
>Unicorn as head maid
>Youko as cook
>Parasite slime for cleaning
>Kejouro for laundry
>Undine as Maid in training

What could possibly go wrong?

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>>17919630
I'mma go with Kephris. One fox is good, but several just increases the odds of them getting their tails tangled. Contrast Kephris who come as a group. Plus, they have sexier outfits for a harem, compared to fox kimonos.

Also, it's good to be king.

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>>17919630
You ever wanted to be a king? Take the Kephri.
You ever wanted to live in fluff heaven? Pick the Fox.

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>>17919658
Kephri it is, then.

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>>17919630
I'd say khepris. For some reason I don't see small or bug girls as something you should purely love, so mixing the two of them makes it okay to fuck a bunch, even if they are your daughters.

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>>17913474
Dragon. She decides when we wake up, when we go to bed, when and what we eat, when we make love, when we cuddle and read in bed, when we play with our kid (okay so the kid decides that but you get the point), she decides everything.
This scenario is how I aim to live my life with her. I've no ambitions.

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>>17919630
Zombies and mice are also great for harems!

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>>17919680
She looks like a evil dragon anon

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>>17919340
How would that work?

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>>17919688
>evil dragon
Nice pleonasm.

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>>17919685
I enjoy mice but a mouse harem would make me too prone to giving them cheese till they're a bunch of pudgsters too big to sneak properly.

Plus side, they'd be easier to tease and better for snuggling.

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>>17919688
Yes. Yes she does.

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>>17919688
Not all black dragons are evil.

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>>17919696
You act like that's a bad thing. Nothing wrong with wanting to give your wives and daughters some extra fat in all the right spots so you can grope them all over!

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>>17919706
True. I'd like my gremlin wife to get a bigger butt. But just a little bit.

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So it is settled four (4) Is the ideal harem size? Anon+four monster girl party members

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>>17919716
I want my harems to reach the double digits. I want to drown in wives! Though admittedly I probably don't even deserve one of them.

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>>17919716
Five for me but 4 is probably a bit more sensible.

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>>17919703
Oh mine is. She accepts crops and other grocery goods as tribute from peasants and various goods and services from craftsmen and merchants as protection money but raids noblemen.

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>>17919716
Yeah, four or five are good.

>>17919725
Probably not considering you want a harem.

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I want a harem of my wife and a lot of cute daughters to spoil and play upsie daisy with.

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