Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Just give her your lunch money and meet her behind the gym after school anon. Nothing could go wrong.

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>>17919804
Sure. I'd tell that Anubis I love the smell of gasoline or whatever. They're all like mechanics, right?

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Welp. Apparently I copied more than I intended and since this site is shit I can't delete the thread and try again.

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>>17919804
I'm a gremlinfag, but Anubis are cuddly as fuck.

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>>17919731
Well, at least she protects them a bit and gets paid, mine would do the same for the village near were we lived. She sounds like a cute.

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Dark Mages a best

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>>17919815
A cute? The little one's the cute. The big one is just plain gorgeous.

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Vampires

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>>17919812
>TFW will never build a PC with a gremlin or anubis

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>>17919831
I like to think that gremlins are really good at mechanical stuff but completely shit at electronic.

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>>17919812
Is this a Yotsuba reference? Fuuka got stuck in a window because of her FAT THIGHS, right?

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>>17919837
Probably, but it's a pretty common trope. It happened in Scary Movie too.

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Fat Bottomed Trolls

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>>17919827
You can't fool me, anon. I have a black too so I know they're all cute despite being dangerous and sometimes evil. Well, I guess they are more cool and beautiful than cute, but you know what I mean.

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>>17919804
>TFW no Oni GF

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>>17919844
That's just a fat troll.

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>>17919854
>I have a black too
Slavery is outlawed.

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>>17919804
I'd gladly give her my lunch money if she would let me listen to her singing.

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>>17919844
post more trolls!

[Anonymous No.]

>It's quite possible there's a version of me in another universe currently snuggling up to a tall, well-endowed Dark Mage in a peaceful woodland cottage.
I fucking hate that guy and hope it rains all week for him.

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>>17919854
Too many people are waifuing evil Black Dragons. I need to use reverse evolution beams and turn mine into a Black Salamander.

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>>17919876
But if it rains he has to stay indoors and FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS HOT HORNY WIFE.
ALL WEEK.

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>>17919866
>Post more trolls
Can do

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>>17919893
>that ass
Her ass is a field that I need to pound, plough and seed.

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>monstergirl theme park

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>>17919893
Oh you!
Cheshires are the most fuckable trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

can't spell rape without ape

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>>17919898
Every ride ends in rape though.
In fact, if the line is too long you'll probably get raped there too.

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>>17919903
Another nice jiggly ass. I like that thread so far, there are a lot of nice asses.
It's going to make it hard to not fap.

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>>17919889
Well it's not like I can wish anything too harsh on the guy. He's still me and besides, his wife is a powerful mage and could undo anything bad that happens.

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Kejourou a best

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>>17919884
Eh, I had mine for three years now and I don't think she'll be changing anytime soon. I even have a dragon daughteru.

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how monstrous is too monstrous?

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>still no new girl
KC what the fuck

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>>17919932
I am fine with abominations.

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>>17919935
Just wait anon, after new year the book will be out and there's no more reasons for delays. Unless he decides to do another doujin for summer.

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>>17919941

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>>17919830
What about them?

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>>17919866

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So a guy I know, his brothers wife left him because she wanted another kid and he wouldn't knock her up. Fucking 3D.
Well it got me thinking, how would your waifus react to being told you don't want to have anymore children? My Wendigo waifu traps me in the coat until I pony up another daughter for her pack.

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>>17919971
>implying you have a say in that matter
Most monstergirl either rape you or brainwash you into loving them.

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>>17919971
I used to not like the daughteru stuff very much but I grew used to it. Also, because my wife is a dragon I don't have to worry too much about that stuff since the first one will already be big and independent (probably) by the time we have another.

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>>17919992
Ah, but what a handful that one little Dragon girl must be.

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>>17919889
Reminds me of the story idea of a man living secluded in the woods and befriending a loli dark mage who's the only other person around for miles and miles.
>"Even a grown man like you shouldn't go out in a downpour like that, you should stay for a while longer until the rain stops"
>"Well the rain stopped, but it's no good going stumbling through the forest in the dark, you can stay here for the night before going home"

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>>17919903
>>17919893
>>17919844
Which one has the largest rear?

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>>17919812
Snownubis are the cuddliest

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>>17919865
I wonder what kind of cute girly songs mechanubis sings when she thinks nobody is around?

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>>17920010
Wanna pat.

>>17920013
I dunno, dragging someone used to live in the desert to a snowy place sounds like a quick way to kill her.

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>>17920011
I like the idea of a park ranger interacting with the various wildlife ladies living in his territory.

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>>17919837
>>17919842
The context behind the image is an anon posted a little green text of an anubis working on a machine, and asks anon to pass a tool, but he instead pulls down her pants and fucks her.

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>>17920018
DDD
INITIAL DDD
DDD
MY CAR IS FANTASY

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>>17920013
I bet they are.

>>17920018
In all likelihood? Disney princess theme songs, maybe some pop music

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>>17920029
Understandable. I'd do the same too. Just look at that butt.
It's a gremlin not an Anybis thought.

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>>17920011
Cut to her small cabin in the woods, where she prepares some tea despite having to use a stool to reach the stove top.
>Sorry I don't have much in the way of hospitality, but you're welcome to stay as long as you like.

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>>17920010
Yep, when thinking about the daily lives we would have she can be quite adorable and her smile gentle, but the little thing can be dangerous if left alone for too long.

Like when she made her friends addicted to the licking fruit.

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>>17920040
I would love a pudgy gremlin.

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>>17920050
I would love a playful, kinky gremlin extremely proud of her butt.

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>>17920040
Yeah gremlin. I goofed.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want a kraken to violate me with one of her tentacles as I'm balls deep inside her pussy

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>>17919948
Also collabs.
Never forget about collabs.
At any rate, how long has it been since a new girl got released? Two months or so?

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>>17920018
Spice and Wolf theme

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I'm glad KC changed the Troll's hands to have five fingers in her bonus art, and went all in on the "big and meaty" look. Looks great.

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>>17920048
>loli dragon becomes addicted to licking fruit
>loli dragon with oral fixation and little control over firebreathing
I pity her childhood crush.

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>>17920054
Would it be a particularly large rear?

>>17920056
Cute, fourarmed snake.

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>>17920077
I prefer them small. Large butts look unnatural.
Plus it get bigger as you spank it, so smaller is better.

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>>17920056
I love four arms more than I should.

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>>17920018
Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this place before!

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>>17920085
Craver waifu when?

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>>17920071
Lucky to her special friend, she can't breathe fire that well due to her mom having some problems with it too, it passed down and had a mutation. She's a smart girl though and learned her way around it.

She does smell extra good though due to hoarding plants and flowers.

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>>17920010
They get stong fast too. She'll be able to princess carry her own father in no time.

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There should be a story about an all out way between dragons and firefighters

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>>17920133
War*
I need a nap

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>>17920133
We all know it'll end up with the dragons having their ways with the firemen.

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>>17920020
>I dunno, dragging someone used to live in the desert to a snowy place sounds like a quick way to kill her.
She's used to cold desert nights, she can handle a little snow

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>>17920111
>a majestic dragon waifu that can't breathe fire
Ohohoho~ How does she even dare to show her face at the Draconid Convention?

>>17920130
>dragon daughteru practising upsies on her father in preparation for her own child
That's kinda cute.

>>17920133
Nah, Dragons are in with the police, no reason for them to go against the fire department.

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>>17919971
MGE canon: not well
Luckily we have headcanon, and as someone who doesn't actually want kids I can imagine my waifu would be fine with this, if possibly slightly disappointed. It's all good though, Monsters take forever to get pregnant and since mine is a powerful magic user there's a possibility I'll change my mind later on.

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>>17919971
Considering her extreme lifespan and how mamonomam would extend mine to match hers, she'd just smile sweetly and say something along the lines of "whatever you say, anon" and just be patient till I change my mind. She has time on her side after all.

[Anonymous No.]

IF YOU WANNA FUCK BIG YOU GOTTA EAT BIG

C'MON, 4 SCOOPS OF RAGING 'SHROOM POWDER, 3 TIMES A DAY

LET'S GET INCUBIZED; LET'S GET BIG

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>>17920130
It's revenge from when she was little and I lifted her up by her tail.

>>17920146
No, waifu can breathe fire, the problem she has is that it comes out when she's sleeping or has an orgasm, or when she's too happy in general. She has that trigger finger while daughteru is too chill.

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>>17920179
Having a friend who got incubized and started to become a gymbro must be fucking weird.

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>>17920145

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>>17920060
About two months yeah, god damn it kc.

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>>17920145
This image reeks of reality to me. Have the portals already opened in the Kingdom to the North?

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>>17920179
>yandere Lilim rapes you to exhaustion
>you always faint too quickly
>forces feeds you rage mushrooms to try to keep up
>your life basically is like an elite athlete train but dedicated to please you Lilim.
>She removes all "distractions" from your life.
Not sure if I want.

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>>17920145
There could be some ancient underground desert kingdom in the north waiting to be rediscovered.

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>>17920181
>lifted her up by her tail
I’m calling CPS

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>>17920047
>having to use a stool to reach the stove top
Cute

But she's even cuter when she says it's no problem at all to house him for the night, but there's only one bed

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>>17920215
The largest of glutes.

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>>17920223
It's too late, anon. She already pouted and apologized for the thing she has done.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Trolls give the best, or the worst handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>Telling your Dwarf wife you want to shave your beard since it itches far too much
>She gets visibly pissed, enough to hide your razors and all other sharp edges so you can't do it
>Eventually ask her why she's so adamant about you keeping the scruff
"Y' really think I want some baby-cheeked husband!? I'm not a damned Elf! T'shave the beard off MY MAN would be enough t' start a damned war!"
>Have to spend the entire night with her oiling and cleaning your beard, trying to stimulate growth while you bathe together
>Worst part about it is all the kids in Winter Town are starting to joke you're Father Christmas

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>>17920266
due to their big hands, they've got masterful digit control. this not only means that they're great at algebra, but that they have micron-level precision when it comes to their hands.
Trolls confirmed for best handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you guys remember that trolls have strong body odor? Who could possibly want such smelly creatures as a wife?!

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>>17920266
Neither, pretty much 8/10 it's okay.

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>>17920275
Would shave anyway.

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>>17920290
>the body odor is definitely not something unpleasant, if men nearby smell it, the powerful 'female' odor makes them dizzy. That alone is enough to cause an erection.
I don't see the problem

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>>17919971
>he refused to knock up his wife
deserved the cucking he got, desu

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls care about your pubic hair? Would certain species want you to trim it or not to trim it?

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>>17920181
>It's revenge from when she was little and I lifted her up by her tail.
Literally worse than KDF.

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>>17920206
Canadian MGs are already picking up hockey, Glacies dominate the sport while Yetis take "bench warmer" too literally

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>>17920306
Anon if you shave your beard your pelvis isn't the only thing the shortstack is gonna wreck.

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>>17920317
I don't know about monstergirls in general anon, but both my waifu and I would shave everything from the neck down.

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>This kills the meido.

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>>17920331
Everything? Arms, legs, chest, pubic, and anus? That must be an experience.

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>>17920348
All of it anon. I'm sure that monsergirls would have a way to easily and permanently keep that stuff away too, that stuff is really annoying and gets in the way of a certain specific fetish my waifu and I share.

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>>17920348
>>17920359
I should probably add that my waifu wouldn't shave her paws or tail though, that'd be weird.

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>>17920317
Being a snek she would probably find it exotic. I can see her shampooing and conditioning it.

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>>17920215
I dont think her body can take love juice nonstop

there has to be a limit

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>Man vs Wild Elf
>A show about a man dropped in the middle of Wild Elf territory and he tries to survive 3 days without being captured by the Wild Elves.
>They need a new man every episode because the Wild Elves keep winning.

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>>17920371
Who are you and why are you in my bedroom?

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>>17920365
After sex, would both of you zone out and just feel each other, her petting your hair and you rubbing her scales?

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>>17920359
>that stuff is really annoying
>Have bear-type chest hair
>At best it does nothing, at worst it gets entangled with itself and God help you in extreme summers where it acts like another layer of clothing
>It's not even aesthetically pleasing unless you're very muscular, at which point it's redundant since everything can look good with it
JUST

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>>17920375
Don’t be rude anon. She’s your loving wife to be. You’ve been dating for a while and were finally going to propose to her.

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>>17920365
A kej would probably do the same thing

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>>17920371
I wonder why I don't have any pictures of my wife around the house.

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>>17920323
Wow rude! I'll have you know that was a for punishment thought it was cute.

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>>17920330
Can't wreck me if I wreck her first.

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>>17920406
It’s like pulling a child buy their ear.

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>>17920413
Can't have your dragons be too spoiled and think they are invincible. They might grow chubby, lazy and easily s'layable.

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>>17920341
Fuck off you repetitive shit.

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>>17920491
>replying at all

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>>17920341
whats he disappointed at ?

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>>17920509
she polished everything so well the entire house became shiny and reflective, creating a disorienting mirror house effect.

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>>17920529
I would hate if the whole house was reflective. I hate the way I look. I don’t want to see a piece of shit staring back at me.

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>>17920386
>Manscaping Kej
Just imagine letting a skilled and loving courtesan have free reign over that area. Think not only about the end result, but of what it would feel like as she works on you.

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>>17919804
Why would I give an Anubis my lunch money anon?

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>>17920574
Because she'll send her older sister to bully you if you don't

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>>17920597
What is she going to do, tell me to go to class in time? That anubis is getting nothing from me!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you punish a Gremlin for improperly using the 3D printer to make lewd items? Besides spanking. We get it, it’s a fetish, damn.

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I wish we had more writers

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>>17919804
Look at that smile. Is that the face of a delinquent that takes kids’ lunch money? She looks like the kind of kid who enjoys the automotive club or robotics club.

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>>17920604
That's a cursing.

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>>17920618
>Collect the change you find in the world.
That a wise, old Tanuki saying.

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>>17920609
the boob pit

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>>17920609
You forcefully 3D print a baby Gremlin with your dick and her womb.

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>>17920649
He said "punish."

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>>17920639
She can't curse me if I stroke her ears, tails and flee. Also, that gives me even more reason to bully her.

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>>17920609
Force her to make useless machines instead of her favorite sex toys.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how much torture a Wendigo endures while her husband cooks up a holiday meal.
>"Hu...husband how much longer until the meats ready?" The Wendigo says looking through the oven window.
>"I already told you dear this is for dinner" he replies.
>She looks at the clock and it only reads noon.
>She just ate but the smell of honey glazed ham and stuffed turkey start to stir up her hunger.

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Hope you brought your appetite, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920711
I want my meat so rare that ill only eat unicorns.

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>>17920711
I did, but lost it when I saw her.

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>>17920702
How much more torture is it when
>The husband is vegan and only ever cooks vegan dishes.

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>>17920733
That's when you get a flayer appointment for Christmas.

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>>17920702
Could just give her a leg bone to gnaw on in the meantime.

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>>17920702
Imagine a Wendigo in the days leading up to thanksgiving. Turkey, stuffing, gravy, potatoes, ambrosia, cranberries, sweet potatoes, rolls and pies all filling the kitchen with delicious smells leading up to one big feast.

Reminder for my fellow house husbands! If you want to have your turkey ready in time for Thanksgiving Day, start defrosting your bird today! A 14 lbs. specimen needs about 3 and a half days in the fridge to thaw.

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>>17920747
I'll just pop it in the microwave for a bit before I fry it, it'll be fine

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>>17920618
At least i'm here
that counts for something, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920747
I've got mine in the fridge now.

>>17920757
Bad house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920747
I don't need to defrost any turkey anon.
It's Spiral ham and hearty beef stew all the way.

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>>17920757
You’re more brave or more foolish than I am. Good luck, have fun, and don’t become a statistic. I wish I could see the excited face of a hungry monster watching the deep fry process. Are using the ladder fry rig?

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>>17920800
That sounds good too.

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>>17920791
Of course it counts.
He just wants more content for the thread.
Which means either digging in the thread for new blood or asking one of the guys on mono's discord to get their shit together.

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>>17920740
This is why I hate mindflayers.

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>>17919811
>since this site is shit I can't delete the thread
deleting OP was removed cause people kept making threads and then deleting them and then blaming it on janitors to stir up drama.

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>>17920850
I don't know why but I fucking love shitposts made up of stock images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920850
why this

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920890
Because Lilims deserve to be bullied.

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>>17920893
No they don't

[Anonymous No.]

A hakutaku's power can be used for good
>Not only can they obtain information from those they touch, they also have the power to impart their own knowledge and share it with the ones they touch. By using this ability, the knowledge they possess is passed down from parent to child. The tremendous knowledge they have by nature is the crystallization of ancestral wisdom continuously accumulated generation after generation.

Or "evil"
>Normally they will use this ability to teach their husband their own weak point and get him to attack it. However, in the case of a husband having multiple monster wives, it is also used to share information about their husband's weak point with the other wives so they can more effectively offer love and pleasure to their husband.

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>>17920890
Just a little Lim funposting.

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>>17920907
Fun is for faggots

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>>17920907
Who is this?

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>>17920813
>Which means either digging in the thread for new blood or asking one of the guys on mono's discord to get their shit together.
Would rather new blood because Frostcicle, Iron Beast, and even Chowder himself are currently busy with stuff last I looked. They're about the only writefags worth anything, and I refuse to stoop to the level to ask the whiny faggot for anything

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>>17920893
You're wrong.
Alps deserve bullying.
They will always be at the bottom of the bully food chain.

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>>17920907
Kill yourself, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920893
Depends on the Lilim
I like Mari and Selene, and that other one from Abba's story.

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>>17920911
Lani

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>>17920920

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>>17920901
>>17920920
Yes they do! They deserve it!

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>>17920919
Last I heard frost was getting more Anubis art and Beast was writing more Lilim stuff.

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>>17920919
>Chowder
I can't unhear that simpsons episode.

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>>17920967
Isn't chowder from that one cartoon network show?

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>>17920919
>Chowder himself
>Someone remembered I wrote
Yeah, doodling took up most of my time in between life and shit.

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>>17920813
>New Blood
I'll write some more this week!
Definitely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920969
I think there is a character named chowder
but I haven sat down and watched CN in years

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920969
No, the food.

>>17920979
There is. It's a stupid ass cartoon about a raccoon furry with 0 in his Int stat trying to learn how to cook.

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>>17920967
https://youtu.be/kaQKHakrVyg

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>>17920986
Seems very like you with your love for -1 int wurms and snacks. I guess that's where it comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920969
I loved that cartoon

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>>17920702
She gets the fake meat until dinner's ready

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>>17920986
I thought Chowder was about the adventures of a small purple thing, his whale mom and a blue sailor.

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>>17921003
I love stupid moe girls, but when it's men it's highly unappealing.
Honestly the show was entirely stupid.

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>>17921008
No, that's flapjack or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921011
>>17921008
Yeah, that's Flapjack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920922
>Liking Mari
She shouldn't even be called a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921025
She's the only Lilim apart from Druella that acts like one thougth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921033
>acts like a Lilim
>gangbang addict masochistic whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921033
>that acts like one
Sounds like you're just stereotyping lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>Unusually large, strong monstergirl living in human society.
>Is attempting to integrate but has trouble understanding certain aspects of human culture such as what human men find attractive.
>She uses the most practical logic she can. Strong things are good, therefore men must be attracted to strong women.
>Attempts to get the attention of guys by displaying her strength but is very inexperienced and socially awkward

>"O-oh! Oops! I-I accidentally dropped my dumbbell. I'll get it, it's just eighty pounds, no b-big deal."
>She slowly bends down to pick it up with one hand

>Goes to clubs and doesn't really know what to do so she just stands around trying to be casual while occasionally flexing 'on accident'

>Always looking for an opportunity to help some guy in the parking lot lift something heavy into his truck even though she's bound to start spilling her spaghetti as soon as she offers

>Lifting weights at the gym. She occasionally stops mid-hoist to look around and see if anyone's watching.

>Hears some guy trying to get her attention. Immediately tenses up, straightens her back, and attempts to look as big as possible. This makes the guy nervous. This, in turn, makes her even more nervous. She tenses up even more when she's nervous.

>Buying groceries. She loads up the conveyor with piles of steaks, pollock, and chicken breasts for protein.
>Attempts to flirt with cashier. Just sorta ends up stammering and dropping her wallet four times.

>Thinks she catches guy looking at her. FLEX TO IMPRESS!
>Rips the back of her shirt in half
>Puts on coat and buttons it up hoping no one will notice even though it's way too warm on the bus and she starts sweating everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921039
She's not a gangbang addict though, she has a husband and a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921057
Plus doppel potions exist to allow multiple partners without it being cheating since it's all you/her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920905
The hakutaku profile is full of greatness
>They have a habit of thirsting for knowledge and wanting to know everything about their partner. By closely interacting, they perform a detailed investigation concerning everything including his nature, qualities, preferences, fetishes, and even which erogenous zone is his weak point.

Think about this, having a hakutaku learn everything there is about you at a fast rate, eventualy know you better than you know yourself

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>>17921039
Isn't she more just lewd overall than masochistic? Plenty of femdom stuff with her too. Engaging in a fetish you don't like doesn't mean she's not a Lilim though.
>>17921044
I mean she actively pushes towards her mother's goal, corrupts women and isn't just an esdeath clone or a white haired salamander.

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>>17921057
The daugher is probably not even him's

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>>17921066
Then whomst’dve?

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>>17921064
>I mean she actively pushes towards her mother's goal
Is there any lilim that is against pushing towards her mother's goal, other than the unnameable?
>corrupts women
You'd have a point if corruption was the only way to push for said goal, not to mention that the only one against corruption is the aforementioned unnameable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921064
I don't think every Lim makes their Mother's goal their life's main purpose to even exist, so most probably only put a little effort into it, whole others only wake up during the day to do it, and the remaining few probably don't even care and do their own things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921077
One of the multiple men (counted by the hundred probably) she has fucked, sometimes at the same time. And given the daughter pics, she's gona end the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921062
Couldn't this ability be used to steal pin numbers from debit and credit cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921097
That only has situational erotic usefulness, so it would be unlikely in most cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921084
There was one, Laila maybe, that didn't care about love and/or sex and just wanted adventures os something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921106
We don't talk about that monster sue.
Merely mentioning her name brings misfortune

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921097
>The hakutakus were working for the tanuki all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921106
Yes, that is who I was referring to as unnameable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921109
>>17921113
Ah, I see. Well, even the meme ones corrupt others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921109
Whats Wrong with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921109
Ilassa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921097
Do you actually know your card number, or do you just look at it while typing? Secure computers are, in theory, safe from Hakutakus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921120
She can numerous things wrong with her.
The biggest few are her sueness and using her father's sword.

>>17921126
Is a Lim I like more than my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920938
I still stand by my original statement. I'd rather see some new stuff from new people or Frostcicle, that fucking purple cat-bear-raccoon, or even Beast before I cow-tow to a fucking hypocrite faggot who memes motivation at Chowder as if it's pig and farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920893
delet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921064
>just an esdeath clone
Maybe I should take that redesign idea a bit more seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921097
I can barely remember my own age and you think I know my payment info off the top of my head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921134
Man, you really enjoy lurking in the Discord, lurking-kun. And your hate boner for him is beyond borderline gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921064
The good lims are the ones that no one knows, like that doppelganger one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921126
Another whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921141
Do it, Lose.
Do it so she has her own image

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921048
Buff is life, buff is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921152
Ilassa is actually a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17919893
That ass is poorly drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921169
All girls who only do anal are virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921169
That's not what I've seen in those pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921064
>white haired salamander.
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921183
Selene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921189
There's more to her than that, isn't there?
Doesn't she corrupt people too?

[Anonymous No.]

Will-O-Wisp Simulator 2018
http://www.monikaafterstory.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921149
Heaven forbid I hate hypocrites

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921203
Of course.
But it's the shitposting way to flanderize her most noticeable trait and go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921130
I dont know what you mean by sueness
But I like her don't say mean things

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921212
Heaven forbid you stop moaning and groaning about him like some little bitch who got fucked and dumped and has to update her blog about it constantly and bring it up at every opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921153
>Lani
>Those horns
She already looks like a hatless Victoria

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921223
What is even going on anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921231
It's more distinct from the side.
Viccy's horns point more forward.
Lani's point more upward.

Basically: Viccy has horn ED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921217
>Liking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921236
>Implying Lani doesn't OD on Horny™ horn viagra

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921243
Let's quit the negativity and focus on something good instead.
Like the idea of being bullied sexually by a Kraken Ojou-sama who has an enormous secret crush on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921245
>Implying Lani doesn't have proper, healthy horns
>Implying Viccy doesn't have Horn ED and has to OD on that herself to even reach half mast

[Anonymous No.]

elves are for _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921252
Yeah well she can beat up your lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921203
Yes she does.
But Beast loves fighting, enough to have Selene make a arena underneath her mansion.
And thankfully not enough to got full grigori/fanfiction.net tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921243
>stop liking what I don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921261
>Viccy
>Beating up any other Lim
Pfft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921257
french fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921261
My lilim can beat your lilim though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921062
>Hakutaku learns things about anon
>likes to keep it in a book she carries with to right new discoveries in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921257
Loving snuggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921263
>Spoiler
how bad is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921285
Extremely bad.
Grig and FFnet are extremely bad and full of edgy shit. Like the one story about a dude writing a Male Lilim self insert doing edgy shit and fucking up the world of MGE, and including Mari's Lilim in it too to likely ship them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921257
Intensive breeding with deredere aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921267
My vampire can beat your lilim!

between 7PM and 5AM during a full red moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921257

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921267
Lim powerlevels are probably this:
- Druella and Mari(Post marriage)
- Mari(Pre marriage) and Viccy(Post marriage)
- Illassa, Selene, Lani, and QoH
- Viccy(Pre Marriage)
- Bodysuit Lim
>Laila

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921291
Didn't he tone things down recentry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921291
>Male Lilim self insert

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921306
>Bodysuit Lim
Cutest lilim, needs more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921306
>Bodysuit lilim
Which one is this? I didn't know there were more Renault tier lims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921291
I think I know the story you're talking about
He actually says in a authors note that he just looked at MGE and went "this needs more murder/death"
Doesn't help that hellsing abridged is stated to be an inspiration but that seems to be more about alucard's "give no fucks" personality instead of being actually entertaing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921306
>QoH
>Below anyone
Fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921312
I doubt it.
He's probably trying to look like he's changed to stop everyone from artblocking him.

>>17921315
Yes, you're reading it right.

>>17921324
Yep. Fucking eyesore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921306
>We're discussing oc donut steel Lilim power levels now
This is the worst post in the thread

[Yet another Anon No.]

https://pastebin.com/BVJ2mc4z

Fluffy Sheep, Happy Sleep.

Written in half an hour, probably lacks coherency, mostly bullet points for the idea.

Will try to post the actual story tomorrow. Give feedback as you see fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921306
I should make a mouse-like lilim so people talk about me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921329
>Posting Viccy
>He didn't even save the edit with spaces instead of underscores
but why

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Lilim OCs have more art than nameless off-profile MGE girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921323
She's one of the hundreds of Jap anon Lims from the eastern fanbase.
They have MANY more than we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921312
If by "toned" things down you mean he still insists all the edgy shit happened in his setting in the past and that his modern setting is after peace is achieved (read: monsters got beat into "co-existence") He still writes that past part of his setting too, but because it happened in the past that makes it less edgy or something.

He also still tries to get art of his not-nazis and tries to get artists to read his shit completely unsolicited in hopes of free art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921223
him not writing isn't the issue. him acting like he can give people writing advice and motivation by pulling stupid roman emperor shit or rocky balboa out of a fucking hat is.

for a guy who's hell bent on bitching about how he can't post stories to thread because this place has anons who'll hurt his fee-fees he's a pretty insufferable faggot, especially when chowder tries to get him to 'bully' people into writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921337
Eh.
Not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921339
I've heard once that during his "crusades" Ace lets the artist have free reign on the design, and they often just use the profile one out of convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921306
>>17921327
Yeah I think this needs addressed, the QoH is likely much stronger than even Druella. Even maintaining a small pocket dimension the size of a house is pretty impressive in the setting, the Queen of Hearts can maintain a whole fucking dimension of her own and is likely the second strongest non-god entity, only bellow the demon lord herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921340
Oh, I see. Other than the ones in the pastebin I've just seen three or five more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921352
>Despite not being the eldest lilim, when it comes to the sheer amount of magic/mana she can exert, the Queen of Hearts is notably regarded as the most powerful of all the lilim.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_of_Hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921329
Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921339
There's this artist who constantly draw off profile monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921342
Well that's still something

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921352
Where has it been said that maintaining a pocket dimension the size of a house is already impressive?
All Lims can already effortlessly make their own pocket realms on the fly, QoH is the only one stated who keeps hers up indefinitely.

If anything, the most likely thing if Lims can't normally do it forever, is she's making is self sustained by having wonderland monsters fuck and feed it through the resulting energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921358
Oh great, KC made the perma loli Lim the strongest.
Who DIDN'T see this coming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921340
I'm kind of reminded of the season 2021 episode when everyone becomes a captain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921358
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921362
I appreciate how nicely his art has come along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921381
Cute Ochis, would take 4 and build a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921355
Really, all the people bitching about too many Lims are just really memeing considered we don't push past single digits with ours in terms of numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921285
See for yourself
while there are some likable stories, these 4 stick out as super cancer
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12649644/1/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Thousand-Stars
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12638985/1/Monster-Girl-Navy
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12565786/1/Theo-Blood-Angel-of-Lescatie-Monstergirls-vs-Human-Empire
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12723852/1/MGE-A-Real-Fucking-Incubus

Just read the goddamn summaries, that should be enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921393
>The top one
Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921393
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12649644/1/Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-Thousand-Stars
the summary got a laugh out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921393

well that made me feel better about my writing ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921415
Ditto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921393
Isekai
Futa and isekai...
Edge shaper than coldsteel
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921376
>season 2021
You mean Sealab 2021?

[Anonymous No.]

How booty-ful is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921393
>Top one.
>15 chapters.

Well, there go all my plans for the night.
Time to feel good about my writting ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921527
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no size queen shortstack who wants you to split her like a log on your meat pole and stuff her with enough cum to make her look pregnant with quadruplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921546
>No Shortstack will get corrupted just for you and smother your dick between her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921549
>No Himedere shortstack who decides to praise you for doing a satisfactory job with headpats
>Then she tries to reach your head by jumping up and down
>It takes a few minutes of her shouting before you're brought back to reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920919
>Beast and Chowder are the only writefags worth anything on the discord
>RS, ELH, Punaldin and Quicksilver/KDF aren't

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921557
Himedere shortstacks are for teasing into want the D at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921567
Especially since they're closer to it and can get a good idea of the size. Or maybe they misinterpret and think you're small when you're actually huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921561
He was naming a few as an example, you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921557
>Kneal down
>Pick her up
>Stand back up
>Let her pat my head then

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921587
She then says she's thankful you're not a complete idiot and pets you. And she didn't squeak when you picked her up and she is most certainly NOT blushing

[Anonymous No.]

I wrote a thing

https://pastebin.com/TpgY9h5Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921561
In order to be a writefag you have to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921608
Pun still writes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921580
>Think's you're small
So she's a size queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921608
You've got a point for most of them but Chowder hasn't written anything in years and ELH wrote something in February.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920215
>your life basically is like an elite athlete training but dedicated to please you Lilim.

The Summer Olympics in MGC would be a glorious hell of a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of writefags, I want D3lerium to write more.
Fuck that story was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921603
>1st thing in the pastebin
Fresh meat.

You going to continue it? Seeing an ancient inari get used to the modern world would be cute, seems nice so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921628
>The Lim pleasing event in the MGC Olympics
>Many Limfags try to please their respective Lims
>Only one gets the gold though
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want some shortstack Werecat titties to grope and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921624
I like to think most shortstacks are size queens. Some are just more aware of their love for big man meat then others. Imagine a Himedere shortstack seeing your dick and insisting it's too big for her despite her desparately trying to shove it down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl has the biggest sweet tooth? What would happen if I made a Cherpumple Cake for her for thanksgiving?

Yes it’s a real thing.
https://www.today.com/recipes/cherpumple-t60376

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921677
Wurms.
Followed by Draphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921677
Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921603
Pretty cute so far. Can't wait for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921684
Reminder dorafs enjoy their alcohol, even if they are tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921690
>Anon slept during her bedtime story
>She serves you cake without any cream on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921704
They also have tiny holes, as pointed out by the lore.
So enjoy needing to use harpy lube to get in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921711
Anon stop! They would never do something so horrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921711
>Frostingless cake
I actually enjoy that. It's best when the cake is a little crunchy like a cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921673
Just imagine picking up a Himedere shortstack and forcibly making her bounce on your dick as her curled hair flies loose and her haughty exterior gives way to her begging for more as you use her as your onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921650
>fresh meat
In terms of monster girl writing, yes. I've been writefagging in threads since 2013.

>You going to continue it?
It has a 1 in the title my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920934
Love this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921603
>New writefag
Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921718
It's okay, they're stretchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921768
>They're stretchy
It's why they flock to human men, after all. Doraf men are like gorillas; huge muscular bodies, super tiny dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921757
Good to hear on both accounts, glad to have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921722
Couldn't be worse than not getting bedtime hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921732
Cute.
I can only imagine this as an extra stacked, shortstack holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921768
Small but adaptive is a good trait, sasuga monster shortstacks and lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921787
Do not speak of such nightmarish things. Next you'll be saying such insane things like not sleeping in the same bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Adventurer anon passes through village of shortstacks

I can only imagine the 'quests' he'd get.

[Anonymous No.]

Do mature or adult alices exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921815
No, they're all disguised Chris Hansen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921811
>Birthday trouble!
>My daughter's birthday is in 4 days, and I haven't gotten her any "Fresh Cum"! I need you to provide her some before it's too late! You will be rewarded in gold, platinum coins, and minerals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921815
Yes through the use of Mammy Bammy, magic, or potions.

>>17921820
>Shortstack dwarf is trying to get anon to marry her daughter
>Said daughteru bursts into the forge in a huff
>"Mom! What the hell are ya doi-"
>Stops and looks at anon, eyes going wide before swiftly backing out of the forge.
>"Oh no! I sure hope I get some FRESH CUM for my birthday!"
>All of this is done in the fakest tone possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921603
That was enjoyable, looking forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921711
Isn’t that the point of a bedtime story?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Mindflayer to play Sanitarium!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921832
She hasn't got to the best part of the story yet

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that, with a Dullahan, you can be the middle spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921897
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921897
You can also be the middle spoon if you have 2+ wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921904
Silly Anon
You can't spoon with a Bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921904
t. Bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

No talk, now is the time for kiki headpats.

>>17921904
But anon, Harem is Haram

[Anonymous No.]

Is solo action one of those forbidden fetishes, or can I have that in a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921965
You mean masturbation? It's not forbidden, it's just nobody gives a shit because it's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922010
auto erotic asphyxiation isn't boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922044
t. Mari.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife Ran is so beautiful, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921718
What is Harpy Lube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922077
Flabby fox fannies for frantic fondling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922080
>He hasn't watched that one hentai about a dude married to a hyper developed loli Elf who looks like an adult, and he has to go on a quest to find lube in order to fuck her due to how tight she is
God damn, man, that's an old one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922044
I'm imagining teen-wurm trying it and thinking it's stupid, unaware that her neck is too tough for it to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922010
Sorry, I meant solo action (female)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921561
I was using them as examples bud give your balls a tug. There's plenty of writers in the Discord but only one pretender who plays pool eight to five to Chaos shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922077
Why wife Ran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922135
ahaha its funny cause you interpret ran as a verb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922103
Solo action (female) is great, but Elevator Action (Arcade) is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922105
>give your balls a tug
Not him, but what the fuck is this even supposed to mean? It's the stupidest phrase I've read in months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922189
I think it means "relax".

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922229
and I'm a PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922171
>>17922232
Someone's having a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922232
I'm Spartacus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922232
But I am an Alp! I'm not allowed to use PCs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922238
I'm Dirty Dan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922088
You have my attention...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922248
I said it's old.
Elfen Bride or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922246
I am the terror that flaps in the night

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that law of combat means you can marry an unmarried monster girl that identifies as a 'warrior' if you win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922267
>if you win
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922254
I am the terror that faps in the knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922254
I thought she had a spurdo face from the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922254
>That outfit
Oh my, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922269
Git gud if you wanna git laid, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922269
Just pull an Indiana Jones

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922277
So accidentally lead the nazis to the holy grail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922283
Bring a gun to a knife fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922283
Good way to get an Angel right there, that or skeleton girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922283
>>17922285
Wait, which movie are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922277

I don't see how getting your dad kidnapped by nazis is a solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920905
Hakutaku a fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922340
I want a tubby hakutaku that loves history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920905
I'd like to see one in Monster Musume. Especially since the guy is into legs and I don't think any of them actually has legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922287
First one, raiders of the lost ark
Swordmaster is setup for an epic confrontation with the hero and Indie pulls out a gun and shoots him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922361
Wait a minute, what? I thought there was only Temple of Doom, the one with the grail, and the skull crystal one?

>>17922353
That's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922363
Raiders of the lost ark was the first movie and arguably the most famous of the original 3. It was the one with the Nazi face-melting scene and the ark being locked away in a massive warehouse at the end scene which have both been parodied a zillion times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922374
Wait, what? I don't remember any face-melting scene or the ark.
Fucking hell, I need to leave the thread and watch it post-haste. See you in a few hours, because I know you ass will spoil it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922353
Just imagine doing this to a salamander then nursing her back to health afterwards. It would be worth it just to see her salty and tease her about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922381
Seriously, dude. Next you're going to tell us you haven't seen Back to the Future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922381
>because I know you ass will spoil it
The films have been put for decades, fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

So if the portals actually opened, and you met your favorite monster girl/waifu, do you think you would actually get along with her? Would you actually jive with your preferred species of monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922388
>nursing her back to health afterwards.
would bullets even hurt her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
Yes. Why would I have a favorite that I didn't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922381
What lead-lined bunker have you been living in for the past thirty-plus years, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922405
things change once you get to know someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
She'd be my waifu anon, my ultimate perfect life partner and best friend, of course we'd get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
Honestly, while my favorite is Hellhounds, I probably wouldn't get along very well with them. I see them as being high energy, very active, etc, which I am not. I could see myself getting along better with a more laid back MG, like Yetis or Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922404
If swords can bullets can. Physics says a gun would do way more damage to her than any other weapon she could encounter in a medieval fantasy world aside from magic. Don't forget, people stopped using plate armor because of guns. And any enchantment or special metal you can use in swords and such can be used on bullets just as easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922431
>If swords can bullets can.
I always assumed it was only holy imbued swords that could hurt them and regular one would just bounce off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
>doting onee-san Echidna
I'm set for life. I hope she likes vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922422
deja vu

[Anonymous No.]

I desire to learn cooking with an Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922437
Holy imbued bullets

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
it would definitely take some time for me to warm up to her and even longer to keep up with her
but it'll be worth it in the end

[Anonymous No.]

Rate my top five and then tell me yours.
>Hellhound
>Tanuki
>Rataoskr
>Unicorn
>Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922454
Hellhounds are always worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922431
Why don’t you just use non lethal rounds? I bet if you catch a Salamander in her chest with a 12 gauge beanbag round she’d go down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922406
Don’t you mean refrigerator? B-fukkin-S

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922460
Terrible taste Anon. Here’s mine:
1. Mindflayers
2. Mindflayers
3. Mindflayers
4. Sea Bishop
5. Mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920907
Lilims are top tier waifus

[Anonymous No.]

Well anon, are you going to deliver that letter to the town guard that the librarian gave you?

It's just a simple delivery and she's promised you such a good reward!

Why, she may even tell you where she gets those lovely blue feathers she sticks in her hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922503
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

"I love you, Anon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922519
Sure, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922189
It means to do something about your sex life or to make your balls drop, there bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922529
"you're a bad liar."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922460
Rata, Unicorn, and kiki are good but top two are low tier IMO

My five are
>Mouse Types
>Zombies
>Devilbugs
>Soldier Beetles
>Houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922531
>Anon delivers letter
>The guard take the letter while anon goes home.
>Two hours later, the town is on fire as the local duke was accused of heresy which lead to him and his private guard holding up in his estate.
>After he did this, short, strange girls with pink skin appeared, throwing eldritch fires and giggling madly while taller, blue skinned girls that threw about technicolor infernos that did everything from burn down buildings to shoot out fruit juice danced about.
>Anon still hasn't gotten his reward aside from every one of these girls he meets giving him a wink and a 'thank you' before running on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922539
what would a crying hellhound be like?
would her tears be ashes or lava?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922460
A man who loves the mofu, I see. 8/10 in my book. Mostly dragged down by Das Juden.

Satyros
Werewolf
Atlach-Nacha
Shoggoth
Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922560
Their eye flames fizzle and steam.

[Anonymous No.]

Got a few sketch commissions done of the mousefus! I actually really like this guy's style.


https://i.imgur.com/4YEqCRd.png
https://i.imgur.com/Gw7kJ4L.png
https://i.imgur.com/5Rfgr81.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922573
You have a very cute family anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922573
Cool. Not the biggest fan of mice or harem stuff but those girls are cute. Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922590
Thank you!

>>17922602
To each their own dude! And here is the artist's tumblr https://imstillnoteds.tumblr.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922573
its always nice to see mice girls with mice teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921048

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922555
Well we gotta find the librarian and bring her to justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
Exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
That's a big oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
Wights are my favourite but I doubt if I could actually get along with one, since she might be too clingy and want to do lewd stuff all time, considering what the profile says about their disposition and personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
Oni-chan, relax!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922460
It'd be a lot easier for me to give you 5 I don't like, I'm a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922560
storms angrily
says to not follow her
finds a place to hide so she can weep without being seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
>so tall the hanging handlecords are brushed aside by her head
Also, she has a fantastic head of hair on top of that beefy body. Would comb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
Cute onis.

>>17922611
>head back to library, seeing more and more of those demons fighting the guard or anyone nearby, each looking to pounce you until that realize who you are, pouting and moving on.
>As you open the doors you find that it is dominated by captured wizards from the local guild who are being violated by the demons you've seen while, at the center, is what looks like a harpy except she's 9ft tall, has blue skin, red and blue wings, messy black hair, and a pair of familiar, black rimmed glasses.
>As her eyes turn to you, her gold iris's seem to gleam as she says in an oh so familiar voice.
>"It seems that my little pawn has returned. Are you still seeking your reward?"

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think loli monsters instinctively know about sex on some level?
>shota anon gets invited by his childhood friend to play house and he agrees
>she takes him to the "bed" and they both just lie there next to each other
>anon asks what they are doing
>"I don't know, but this feels right."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
Urge to flirt with rising!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922573
I really like how he does the budding bosoms,
name of artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
>spaghetti
people here still use that colloquialism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922638
These are the moments their mother breaks out the video camera in the hopes of catching her daughter's first time on camera, and then the father calmly drags her away from the door to leave the kids alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922652
what happens when she does something...weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922652
>Wanting to tape your daughter's first time
Unless your wife is a dark elf, this is really creepy
>Wanting to tape your elementary school daughter's first time
That's just creepy no matter what girl it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922573
Those are some cute mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
This is so goddamn adorable holy fuck. I don’t know how to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922637
Tell her we want an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922652
I can just imagine a drooling momster being dragged away by her husband saying "Wait, you don't understand! I have to get this! It's a precious moment in our daughters's life!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
How often does she accidentally put one of her horns through those rings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922667
What for?
It's not her fault that the Duke happened to purchase some books from a strange trader that happened to contain a few heretical texts that could, in theory, be used to summon demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920711
I like everything but the hair. Oga still best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
this hits too close to home

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922677
you know what im going to go try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921048
>>17922608
Would marry and impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think a succubus momster handle a neet son who doesn't like monsters or women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922631
If I found my Hellhound wife crying I would give her so many kisses and tell her I love her a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922682
>Telling a cutebuff oni who just spaghetti'd that she's cute and you wanna date her
Ever have your pelvis turned to powder during loving, passionate sex? Because this is how you do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922676
She never gave us anything and now that bar down the street is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a hankering to do a /comfy/ winter themed Dwarf story. I don't know why. But I feel like it'd disappoint regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your vision change when you get heart pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922686
She cries and wonders where she went wrong.
Drinks wine and watches Rachnea Ray.
Tries to get him to go out, get a job, anything.
Even gets a friend to bring her stinky neet daughter over for a "play date".
He runs her off.
She drinks the day away again, wishing she knew some magic words to make him happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922686
>takes him to the alp academy
>gives him an ultimatum
>"you either fuck them, or you become them, your choice "

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922703
Yes. It's like tunnel vision where you can only see the person you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922692
Mizone should stick to Onis. Also, Obmas should be translated faster. It seems like his latest work is only translated when his next piece comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922692
>Ever have your pelvis turned to powder during loving, passionate sex?
its supported by a series of fluid filled bladders

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922692
I can't imagine a world where I wouldn't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922707
I feel like she'd be happy with either outcome
>fucks them and comes home with a sexy new girlfriend
>becomes one and now the mother has a daughter she can teach all her tricks to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922638
They'd probably know more than that depending on the species and individual, maybe only the general idea without specifics. They would probably also instinctively know human boys become lewd and fully operational later than them, so they need older partners instead of shotashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922695
You haven't even asked for a reward yet!
And the bare was completely unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922686
He doesn't hate monster or women, he just thinks that they are inadequate to his mother who he truly loves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922737
reminds me of a greek myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922727
>spoiler
Implying they wouldn't just wait for the boy they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922735
The reward is expected upon completion, and how are we supposed to enjoy a drink with all those demons "fraternizing" with all the patrons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
She'll work up the courage to talk to a boy normally some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922754
She told you to expect your reward, not that it would instantly appear.

But, seeing as you are here, you are free to take one through nine (skipping 7) unmarried demons of your choice as brides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922747
>implying a boy they'd have to wait for would be liked in "that" way in the first place when love and lust are so interlinked for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922077
Beautiful, and sexy!

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65971052

[Anonymous No.]

I want a muscular alp to fuck me amazon position.
while she insists it's not gay to have my kids.
God i love alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922686
She'd fuck him straight

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Oni who says your homemade alcohol is the best thing she's ever tasted and keeps a flask of it on her at all time
>she will never sometimes spike it with your semen when she really wants to party
>she'll never come to you unbearably horny after downing gallons of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922707
That would interesting to see. A military boot camp, but made to turn you gay. Essentially, a normal boot camp

>Suck that dick!
>Fondle those balls!
>Private! I’m not hearing you moan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16892911

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922788
Doesn't she know that babies will ruin her abs? How will she possibly stay muscular while pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922769
Well I'll take a buff one and a shy quiet one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922797
I'm surprised they didn't use "yes" text pillow casings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922797
I'll take four. And I'll buy a MyMofu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922809
>fox waifu bought a surprisingly normal pillow
>flip it over
>SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922797

I'll take 8, and one Dakimakura MyMofu.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this banana so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922807
>Buff
>One of the pink one remolds her form in an instant to add abs, biceps, and some thick, muscled thighs.

>Shy one.
>The blue harpy forms a clawed hand and plucks a pink one from atop one of the bookshelves where she's been hiding.

Congrats, you've got your wives and did your duty as a pawn.

Look forward to the re-opening of the tavern once the town is under new management.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG1y5843-7U

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922829
Because small onis are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922797

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922797
Is this only restricted to foxes, i rather have a Rata

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if meido's have a stigma against calling their master by his name alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922836
I want to spank a lil fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck are the stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922802
Make her husband lift the weights for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922839
What if mastah insists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922847
Nowhere thankfully since Nachos are gutter trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922847
Can't decide if loli nachos or mature nachos are better. I think it might be the mature ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922847
I tried to write one, erased it when someone knocked on my door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922852
Sounds like the wife is planning on getting soft while the husband gets fits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922856
>"As you wish, Mas- I mean, An-ster... A-...Aaaano-Master...Anooo-"
>you watch your kiki struggle for almost 20 minutes to just call you by name, becoming visibly sick, before telling her to just call you master

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922797
>For the best waifu in the whole wide world, visit MyMofu dot com!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17913330

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922856
>A-are you firing me!?

[Anonymous No.]

Latenight canon expands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922891
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922891

>>17922608

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922889
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922890
That has to be one of a kikis worst nightmares, right? Right up there with Master marrying some other woman who treats him like garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922880

I wonder if a number of Kiki would eventually struggle to remember what their masters name actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922889
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Post Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922893
spot the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922897
>Hey, could you call me by my name from now on?
>"Huh? Isn't your name 'Master'?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922861
That's your opinion.

>>17922876
>Giving up that easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922891
>>17922892
>>17922893
>>17922907

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922909
>not calling your kids "master", "baron", and "captain" just to be an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922911
Can't I just have both mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922911
The right one has a longer sleeve

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922889
What is the record for number of new drawings in one late night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
Of course, even so we wouldn't be bothered because we would have our rural life free from too many eyes around

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922856
>>17922880
>attempt to get your Shog to at least call you "husband" instead
>she quivers like Jell-O every time you request before smiling widely
"Silly mastah!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922901
I would but i have no lilim pictures on my phone
Also i still need to gather money for that art idea

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never take your monster daughterus to visit the land of milk and cummies
I want to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922793
>Essentially, a normal boot camp
It's too late in the night to laugh this loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922901
I still say that w lilims should wear a t-shirt with there name and number on it

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, something very strange has been happening to me. When I start to lean to other waifus, Jinko appears in my dreams.

A couple of nights I had settled that Minotaur was my waifu and the girl I would marry if MGs were real, and I dreamt about a Jinko using a doppelganger potion beating up a Minotaur.

Yesterday I was reading on Hellhounds being good bodyguards, which cashed on my bodyguard fetish and made me start to think about Hellhounds being the best, and I dreamt about the Jinko appearing in a bikini blushing heavily and showing off her massibe muscles.

Another wierd thing is that all MGs in my dreams are profile clones and when I think of Jinko I always think about the profile one too, but the Jinko is different, she has pink fur. Though I honestly find the pink fur very wierd for a Jinko, not sure I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922945
Everyone knows the red dildos taste the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922956
That's a pretty smart-looking Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

Oi, Lilim.

Where the hell is my Fox Familiar? I want this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuFud47lEw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
>You will never live in a comfy Monster Girl City just like the one depicted in Latenight's art

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922638
I can't imagine a scenario where a monster loli doesn't learn about sex very early in her life since her parents would be having sex all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922460
>Cheshire
>Kikimora
>Anubis
>Salamander
>Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922970
Same here anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to keep an eye out for anything strange.

Being called 'cuddle cats' has gotten to the cheshires and they've been working to rectify the situation.


Big muscled purple cats are coming, and nothing can stop their "Nya Ha HA"s

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna travel the world with a loli salamander and have lots of lewd adventures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922983
but I don't like muscles on cheshires, they're made to be soft.

[Anonymous No.]

Proud parents of monsters, what was your daughteru’s first word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922968
If life were that easy not only were the portals be open but I'd have something worth something written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922989
It was "daddy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922989
Dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922989
Probably 'Papa", closely followed by 'Mama'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922987
I'm sorry anon but they've learned about the /fit/ memes.

They'll put jinkos to shame and out wrestle onis once they go all in.

Granted, I imagine you'll still have a couple of the 'thick' memecats but muscles are the new hotness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922946
This or actually put effort into their design

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922989
"Dick", followed closely by "me" and "want".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923000
If they know about fit memes, then don’t they know cardio kills gains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922891
I guess big girls have to catch the train, because they don't fit into most cars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923012
Of course they do, they go all in.
'Bulkan' will be a regular part of their vocabulary, as will gains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923014
Is it pronounced “Mee-knee” or “Minnie”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923018
Whichever way you pronounce minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922397
>Love snek
>Love cold climate
Outlook uncertain ask again later

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923029
You'll have to help the snek survive winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923029
You are now a living, heated daki, congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922891
Oh my god she bent the bar. She's so happy to be standing next to anon she can't control her strength. Truly big girls are amazing and need to be treated like queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922797
>machine washable
Now all I can see is someone throwing a poor fox into a washing machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922608
>so strong and nervous she crushed the handrails
CUUUUUUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923050
>>17923074
>Play it cool Carol... just act natural... if he's still on at the next stop, I'll strike up a conversation!
>O-okay, well, it wasn't his stop, but it would be awkward if he had to leave mid-conversation, so only if the next one isn't his stop as well! But then I'll definitely go for it!
>U-uuh! Next stop! The gap between the next stop and the one after is super long, so if he doesn't get off at the NEXT stop, I'll have no excuses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923050
Just think about what's going through her mind right now
>"Oh god, there's a man and he's standing right next to me. Ok, calm down, deep breaths. Haa haa. Ngh, I can smell his scent from here. It's so fucking manly. No, focus! Ask him his name! No, that's too suddenly. I have to start a conversation first. Should I flex at him and see what he says? Gah, why is my chest getting so hot right now?!"
>inside Anon's head
>"Hm, this oni next to me is pretty cute."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922989
scuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923084
>>17923091
Theres a Cupid sitting nearby watching this play out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923109
Eros Pally's or a different one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923100

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923100
Worth it for a cute Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923100
Totally worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923100
Gotta risk it for that biscuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923100
100% worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923100

That would be excruciating. Less so than loneliness, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923131
>not brisket
one job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923113
Housewife Cupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923131
did it all for the cookie
the cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923161
She's too shy to do anything about it though. In fact she's so shy that the awkwardness of the situation causes her eyes to water a bit and her to shiver.
She just wants to get home quick with the groceries and run into the good master's arms so he can calm her down with kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923176
>Wifemaid Cupid scurries into the house and throws the grocery bags in the kitchen before running into the living room
>Silently leaps into her husband's arms as he relaxes on the couch, burying her face in his chest as her body trembles
>"Aww... did you have a nervous moment?"
>She nods and tugs at his sleeves, at which he wraps his arms around her
>"But you were able to get the groceries all by yourself, right?"
>She timidly nods fighting back sniffles
>"See? I knew you could do it, dear. I love you so much and am so proud of you for trying."
>He strokes her head as her heart rate slows down and she stops trembling, safe in his arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923084
>>17923091
>She shifts and a orange falls out of her bag.
>Anon picks it up for her, removes his headphones and hands it to her with a smile.
>This is her chance!
>She reached for the orange and tries to let out a thank you.
>Too nervous though.
>Lets out a small squeaky "Thanks" not even making eye contact and grabs the orange.
>Doesn't control herself and squeezes the orange so hard it pops in her hand, spraying the both of them with juices.
>After a couple second of silence they start laughing together as she gets out some paper towels.
And then they fucked. Not on the train but later at her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922985
Lolis and lewd don't mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923205
But where was she hiding the paper towels?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923182
She's too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923208
A homunculus for your consideration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923276
That's hardly my kind of Homunculus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923208

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923284
They don't.

[Anonymous No.]

lel
http://store.steampowered.com/app/533540/MONMUSU/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923280

If Lust is a sin, then what the hell is the point in being a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923309
http://store.steampowered.com/app/748480/Wild_Romance_Mofu_Mofu_Edition/
Steam is full weeb nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923310
If you go to heaven you can spend the rest of eternity praising God for creating hot bitches you'll never get to make love to. Aren't you glad you made that choice anon? God is so great and sex is so bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923313
is there a porn patch for any of these

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923288
But that's just not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923366
Don't make me take off my belt.

[Anonymous No.]

I was taking a walk yesterday and saw two deer crossing the road just ten meters away from me. Soon as they were on the other side they stopped galloping (do deer gallop?) and calmly went about their business, still really really close to me. They didn't seem to be alerted by my presence at all.
Does that mean there's a White Horn out there planning to make herself known unto me, or were these two just really tame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923369
I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923309
>>17923313
>Censored to hell
>Content cut or removed content
No thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923381
I'm saying I'm gonna use the item BELT on the item LOLI BUTT if said loli's BRATTINESS statut goes over 20%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923387
They did? Please tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923388
Okay, but we were talking about lewd lolis, not necessarily bratty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923392
Lolis aren't naturally lewd. Ergo, if a loli is lewd, it's because she wants to. And if she wants to be lewd, it means she wants to seduce you. And if she wants to seduce you, it means she's a brat, ergo, spanking with a belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923389
Steam always "Americanize" all vns or Japanese related content, same shit that nintendo did with Fire Emblem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923400
Of course. Steam is located in the US, and the last thing they want is a bunch of christfags to start protesting against "porn in kid's games" because a R-18 game let you fuck a monstergirl in the ass.
Full application of Murphy's Law here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923408
You Americans and your silly morals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923398
>Lolis aren't naturally lewd
See, but that's where you've made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923408
Americans are destroying everything I love with their normalfagotry, the worst part is that already spread to my country

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923410
>implying
I'm not American.

But I do remember all the outrage a few years ago when Pokemon started airing in my country, and people getting mad because one episode gave people epilepsy fits.
Learned recently that said episode was NEVER broadcasted in my country. People literally got mad at stuff that happened in Japan and tried to ban it all in their country.
We also have a history of considering anime and mangas to be for kids only, so some anime that aren't for kids got dubs that turned them into comedy.
For example, in Hokuto no Ken, when a character kills herself by jumping from a balcony, the local dub had the big bad shrieking for his guards to bring him the architect because he forgot to add a fence.

And I do remember the Mass Effect "controversy" (controversy is such a nice way to say "two assholes screaming) because they said you could fuck ayyys.

>>17923419
That's a spanking.

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>>17923408
>>17923410
Christfags haven't protested video games in years. I think you should look into other camps for the blame. Also most R18 games on steam have patches for them, usually made by the dev. Of course if the localizer was Chinese lmao enjoy your shitty translation.

>>17923421
Europeans ruin far more media and shit than Americans could ever hope to accomplish.

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>>17923408
>You'll never fuck a monster girl in the ass
Imagine fucking a Shoggoth doggystyle, and she just invert herself and is now leglocking you without even having to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923431
That would kill my boner. I'm a buttfag, I need to see the butt or touch the butt to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923424
>And I do remember the Mass Effect "controversy"
Oh yeah, I remember how Mass Effect was referred to as a rape simulator where you could control how your character fucked someone.
Also in my country they tried to ban the Dragon Ball manga because apparently Master Roshi molested Goku in it. That attempt didn't fly very long and they ended up not even censoring the nudity.

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>>17923426
Why so I have to buy it if I need to patch it anyway? Isn't torrenting the best solution there?

Why they even bother selling a scrapped game if the answer is so obvious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923437
>Master Roshi molested Goku in it
What. They coulda gone for Goku constantly patting groin or undressing Bulma, or Bulma showing her naked sex to Roshi. There are a lot of embarassing situations that shocked me when I was a kid, and they preferred to invent one?

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>>17923442
Well yeah, because an old man molesting children is more heinous than an oblivious kid innocently touching an older girl.
I don't think there's been any controversies since that whole debacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923437
>tfw you can't get a happy end were Tali and you end together
Damn you Bioware, everything I did was to make her happy. EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923444
I remember some controversy about Dragonball when it came in my country, but it was mostly about the violence. Freezer being cut in two was talked about for a while. I remember my mother being against it when my brother brought the manga home, then looking at it, seeing there was no guts or anything, just blood, and saying "it's stupid but it's not that violent, you can keep it".

I remember Bulma's naked butt and Goku touching his peepee being a lot more shocking to the young me than Freezer being cut in two.

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>>17923442
>that scene where krillin sniffs a diamond bulma hid in her panties to "see if it's real"
>general blue thinks the kid in penguin village is his lost little brother
You can't fool me, dub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923437
>>17923449
Quarians are ok but I want to fuck the shit out of a female Krogan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923452
But Quarians have the supreme asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923452
There are female krogans? aren't they all clones of each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923451
Thank god I watched the uncensored Mexican dub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923464
Where did you get ridiculous ideas like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923472
I only played the first ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923452
The females look exactly like the males.
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923387
Just get official uncensor patch, nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923475
Well it was the best one so I'm not blaming you, but even ME1 didn't ever make any claims like that so I think you might be a Wurm in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923387
I'm still mad with Shadowverse's censorship and locked murrican dub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923335
It's on their official site http://www.cherrykissgames.com/wild-romance-mofu-mofu-edition/

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[Anonymous No.]

>>17923539
Onis always show up when drinking's involved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923309

>Price: Free (In game purchases)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923551
That's f2p gacha for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923551
>in app purchases

i really need to learn front end game design stuff instead of industrial controls and feedback

[Anonymous No.]

So what kind of Satanic rituals are you up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923619

Reading up on /x/ threads on how to summon a succubus. I'm going to get that portal open, one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923632
Let us know how that turns out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923551
Here's hoping Disney stomps on EA's throat so hard that at least lootboxes die off somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923641
Isn't the lootboxes case on trial because they are counting as gambling?

[Anonymous No.]

Demon girls are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I blew out my back for the third time in a month, and I desperately need a Kikimora to give me a good massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923649
I don't think it's on trial, but more people are definitely looking into it given the enormous outrage that EA's bullshit caused.
Somewhere, somehow, a Gazer is shedding tears of joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923649
Sounds like the work of Tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923668
It's Gazer's fault for giving a shit about AAA games to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923678
Gazer doesn't need to give a shit about AAA games to draw joy from EA getting it's shit rocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923679
You and I both know they'll gradually sneak them back in and people will continue lapping it up as usual.
They just found out they have to be at least slightly subtle about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922983
>>17922987
Actually Cheshire Tigers is not headcanon, they are actually a thing in canon as KC via tweet confirmed they exist. So yes, Cheshire Jinkos exist. Its also possibly the pink fur Jinko that has been visiting this anon >>17922954 his dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your corruption scenes written?

[Anonymous No.]

Did a doodle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923685
Wonderland's apex predator!

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>>17923687
Non consensual.

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>>17923689
What an awful thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923687
Initially non-consensual, developing into fully consensual; or fully consensual from the outset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923683
I can hope anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923704
If you're lucky other companies might make an attempt at the straight and narrow for PR brownie points.
In any case, I expect EA to keep doing what they've always been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923695
Felt like bullying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923693
>>17923700
You like people being forced to write corruption scenes against their will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923690
Very scary indeed, if anon is to be believed and he is being visited in his dreams by one, these apex predators can cross universes and show up in dreams. If you take in count that Wock doujin when she was able to use a magical key to jump from the dream to the guy's room in real life, it is way scarier.

We have to warn all Jinko husbandos in the threads, they are in grave danger!

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>>17923716
Bullying is bad and you should feel bad. Make up for it with snowmen. Everybody loves snowmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923719
Quite ironic, isn't it? The very writer who's writing a corruption scene undergoing a corruption of his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923727
Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923734
Now that's better! And fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923719
I want a story about a woman writing a story about a woman being forcibly monsterized against her will as a piece of Order propaganda, only for he writer to realize too late that the drink she has is made from highly concentrated intoxication fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923736
It's old.

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>>17923723
>A cloud of purple smoke surrounds you.
>Hear something large appear behind you.
>Turn around to see a large, purple-furred Jinko in a matching frilly lavender outfit.
>"Nya."

[Anonymous No.]

Cat bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923738
Oh. Then do one with girl nobody cares about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923743
Where does the fluff start and the feathers begin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923746
Already drew a chimera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923743
What's with the mices?
Yes it's on purpose you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923743
Why's she got all those mice in her hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923756
Fresh snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923755
>>17923756
Mid-flight snacks!

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are friends, not food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923752
Well don't you just have all the answers.
>>17923762
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923742
>Anon gets the slight suspicion that he's being followed on his way home.
>Picks up the pace as he hears various noises and heavy breathing.
>By the time he gets home, locks the door and pulls down all the blinds he's out of breath and panting.
>Feeling a bit safer, he walks up to his room to get some sleep only to run face first into something hard.
>Looking up he sees the smug predatory grin of a Cheshire Jinko only slightly obscured by her enormous tits.
>"Evening, slut~"
>Before he can even scream, Anon is dragged into his room and raped in the Amazon position until he becomes addicted to smug tiger pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923769
I've doodled a lot of girls.
Like Wisps, even though the wispfags are creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

Rough Spider Lovin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923773
Why are they creepy? Is it the obsession with death? We're all going to die one day, so why not make sure we've got someplace to be afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923781
It's the obsession with thighs

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>>17923784
I always thought Wights were the thigh-queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923795
Maybe when Mono draws Mrs. Thunder Thighs.
Otherwise those Wispfags howl about thighs day in and day out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923539
sauce?

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>>17923689
Alp, get back to writing you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923916
>Alp still hasn't finished his Halloween story
For the love of god finish something for once.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a P'orc to a fastfood restaurant and watch her gleefully pig out on a mound of burgers.

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>>17923916
I've been watching David Attenborough documentaries about the deep sea for inspiration.
>>17923931
It's done man, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

dragons and stuff

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>>17924031
Stuff like this you mean?

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>>17924034
Yeah pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

I wish spider girls were drawn with accurate spider claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924098
Fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924109
Fluffy is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924119
This girl has a spider stuck in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923689
That's one lewd golem

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never build an AR with your hellhound waifu
Feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923933
That sounds like a good way P'Orc that keeps telling you about how her great grandmother was an overlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924135
Probably the best pic grigori ever commed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924135
Isn't that a Grigori commission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923933
That sounds like a good way an overweight P'Orc that keeps telling you about how her great grandmother was an overlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924031
How do you calm down a jealous Ryu after she saw you drinking with the local Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924162
I think so. I just like military themed monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a /k/ikimora with a Russian accent who keeps a CZ 75 strapped to her thigh under her dress and whose closet is filled with a plethora of long rifles and ammunition, and who constantly raves about what a great country this is because she "can have many gun for with to protect master."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924186
Do a "rain dance"
And no, not strip her her, I mean that one dance she likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924198
But how do you deal with a jealous oni after she saw you dancing with the local Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924202
Appease both girls by doing the dace while covered in alcohol
May invoke threesome, or foursome if a satyros wants in

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924202
tell her it was dopple, go beat her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924162
It is. The hellhound in that image being one that was beaten on a daily basis from a young age and taught to kill her own kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924222
Nice
Cute girls suffering is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924224
Gen Urobuchi please get off /jp/ and get Saya no Uta made into an anime already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924222
I've said it a thousand times, context ruins quite a lot of things
Still, grig at least goes to decent artists

[Anonymous No.]

How would a CC react to a young man's virhinity? Flattered? Impressed he hasn't been raped yet? disgusted?-

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924135
>>17924233
Isn't Gregori going to stop being a giant edge lord? How's that going for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924241
Probably going to get a unicorn to drool and whisper "fresh virgin~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924241
Depends on the monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924242
Not to good
Anyone with connections help blackball him due to his past stuff
so even if he's turned over a new leaf, the north remembers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924244
>not dragging her unicorn friend to the man and whispering in his ear "fresh virgin~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924245
Well how would each mg react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924242
See
>>17921342
He's still edge supreme, he just tries to hide it because he realized being so on the nose about it wasn't getting him any free art and was getting him blackballed by commission artists.
Make no mistake, it's just an act.

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>>17924257
Ah. Thank you anon.
Well, there was hope that he would improve himself. Key word: was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924256
>>17924241
Atlach-Nachas would be the only ones disgusted that after waiting decades into their lair the first person to enter it is a failure of a man who didn't even manage to reproduce yet, let alone attempt to.

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>>17924189
Me too
I hope grig hasn't sullied it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924274
I know the feeling, part of me really wants to see monster girls dressed like a kancolle admiral and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924257
Everyone had their edgy phase
You me everyone.
Even okayado admits he wrote berserk fan fiction in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923398
If a monstergirl wants to seduce you, that just means she's in love with you. Lewd lolis can still be good girls.

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>>17924164
>"Mmph, ya know, my mom says she sees a lot of her grandma in me. Mmmhm, maybe that means I'd be a good overlord too."
>you absentmindedly agree, unable to take your eyes off her jiggling flesh as she continues to pack away food
It'd be worth the damage to my wallet to watch that

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>>17924331
P'Orcs are fun like that, although I imagine she may still have enough muscle to hoist you up when it's time to go.

Unless she's one of THOSE heirs that think they deserve the title without work

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>>17924342
still have enough muscle to hoist you up when it's time to go
I'd let a strongfat P'orc leaning more on the thicc side do whatever she wanted to me
>she sees you spaced out looking at her body and gives a gentle smile
>she picks you up and tosses you over her shoulder
>"Come on, babe. I may be full, but my other stomach is still hungry."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924329
When will Nav draw more big bootied Undead lolis? Even his Lich is packing a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924348
A cute.
Would spoil her to the ends of the earth and back

[Anonymous No.]

I really like how soft the girls bard draws look

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924273
>Why is this virgin trash here?

She'd probably be more abusive to the poor guy than usual. If that's even possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924380
OH NO I'VE BEEN DISPLACED

[Anonymous No.]

What is the proper way to worship your waifu if she’s your goddess/benefactor/loan officer/goddess/savior/etc. ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924406
Well, she's a fertility goddess, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924406
Princess carrying her around the home no matter how heavy she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924406
You cut the fat from around the kidneys if you're sacrificing a bull and if you sacrifice a dove be sure to sprinkle the blood on the eastern side of the altar.
Or so I think the Bible told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924413
Do you believe everything angels tell you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924429
Sure! Even when they tell me to do contradictory things, like one is telling me to jerk off and the other is telling me to feel bad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924440
In that example, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924451
I jerk off and feel bad about it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924459
Maybe try using the one telling you to jerk off as an onahole then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924440
You should feel bad about it.
Think of all the little angels you could be making instead of fapping!
Listen to the dark angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924350
Undead lolis and their butts are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924475
Okay she took over my couch, what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924487
This is indeed an established fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924490
Step 1: Bend her over it
Step 2: Insert penis. Either hole works, but ensure proper lubrication.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924501
>Either hole
But girls have four holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924487

This is blasphemy.
Big booties should be a sign of lofe, fertility and maturity. Undead lolis are the extreme opposite of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924490
Pretend that she's not there.
Should work out fine.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924487
How can undead girls get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924549
Through their butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924549
Remember the movie Van Helsing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924406
Throw a cucumber into lake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922968
just marry any undead girl and wait until society develops to that level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920919
>Frostcicle
>Iron Beast
>Chowder
>Only writefags worth anything

[Anonymous No.]

Whats better, a devil or a fellen angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924617
If by devil you meant demon, then I would choose a fallen angel. If by devil you meant devil, I'd go with the devil any day. I want to be pampered and corrupted by a swarm of Loli blue skinned house-wives.

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>>17924624
>I want to be pampered and corrupted by a swarm of Loli blue skinned house-wives.
Doesn't this also describes angels? Also you are wrong Demons are superior to both of them, this is the objective truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924624
Not him but I'd love a few bottom heavy, pudgy devils to come home to after work

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924624
yeah I meant devil, I like them but angels are just so cute. And knowing they were once prim and proper makes it all better.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the name of that green and white patterned cloth bag you usually see tanukis with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924653
A sack

[Anonymous No.]

For which species would this accurately describe their wedding night?
https://imgur.com/kFUfR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924660
Tanukis have big sacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924668
Might want to try that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924677
Works fine for me.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/kFUfR

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924684
Salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924672
The biggest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924684
Eh, seems like the link was missing some stuff, Oh well.

>>17924668
Salamanders, Amazons and the like seem to fit the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924520
Since undead can pull off a miracle and get pregnant, it's only fitting the daughter is a miracle too. A miracle combining delicate cuteness and intense sex appeal into the same body type.

A shapely backside is integral in making you want to have tons of lewd sex for the purpose of passion with her, and splash hot cum in and on her cold, petite body. The fact she's not fertile yet just makes it better, that means there's no pretenses or pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924537
Why is the pretty kitty sitting on this table? And why is that pretty lady sitting next to it?

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of monsters girls leaving taken men alone too much. Makes for some fun role reversals.
>Ogre is headed back home after a trip to the village over.
>She usually stands watch for any threats, being the only monster in her village she takes the role on with pride.
>But deep down she stands watch not just for the villagers but her beloved husband.
>Yet the winter holidays are approaching fast and she wanted to get her husband a gift.
>So she left the town gaurded by her husband and some other men who help keep watch occasionally.
>But when she gets in view of the village she can tell something is off.
>No sign of the gaurds or any life at all.
>Rushing into the town she sees weapons and bits of clothing strewn about.
>Hearing voices coming from the main building she enters to a very lewd sight.
>All the single men in the village are being assaulted by wild elves, a single heavily garbed elf seems to be overseeing the event.
>Noticing the Ogre standing in the doorway she walks over, everyone else continues with their deeds.
>Once the Chief Elf is in range the Ogre grabs her by the arm and yanks her outside closing the door behind her.
>Demanding a explanation and several reasons why the Ogre shouldn't start punching every elf she sees the elf speaks up.
>Its their tribes breeding solstice, a very important day for them. They have been stalking this town for months using their few male husbands as spys to gather intel on married and single men.
>And the Ogre leaving town even for a hour gave them a even bigger opening to "attack".
>Reassuring her husband and all those who didn't want to participate were safe she leads her to the feast hall.
>All the married men, women and their children plus some of the wild elves husband's that she recognized as "traders" were there.
>Including her husband who gets up to embrace her.
>"Now that we have settled that I have a orgy to attend to" the Chief Elf says before making her leave.
>Before she can exit the Ogre grabs the back of her collar and lifts her in the air off of her feet.
>"You have one hour before I throw you and your friends out, gently of course wouldn't want to harm the babies" she says before dropping the elf on her feet.
>Without looking back the Elf nods and exits the hut returning to her girls.

[Anonymous No.]

5,9, or 12 member size harem? thats counting anon

i need a answer because i really like those numbers due to reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924610
When did Iron Beast become good?
His writing is shit and he acts like a faggot on the discord.

[Anonymous No.]

How do vampires sustain themselves before finding a husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

Well we got dragons here
What more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924795
Bottled spirit energy. Like single Succubi.

They'll threw all of it into the trash when she finds her own bloodbag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924801
WURMS
WOCKS
ZOMBIE DRAGON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924795
Extra rare steak and masturbation during the blood high

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924803
Most food and drink is said to contin SE.
So survival is easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924807
I imagine it would get cramped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924795
They assault people for blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924807
There’s already a wurm! She’s on the far left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924782
I can't vouch for the discord but I like him.
Even his fighting stories are at least not edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924875
What is edgy
What that mean

[Anonymous No.]

I want to court the dragon princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924892
Edgy in my books is violence for violence's sake
For example, simply defeating a monstergirl is not edgy
while going into detail about her choking on her own blood why you bathe in the glory of humans is edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924893
>princess
That means the queen is happily married.
Many dragonfags just got their dreams crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924892
Do you like blood and guts and gore in a porn setting?
Do you think that MGE needs to deal with death and the loss of loved ones more often?
Would the addition of traitorous or malevolent characters improve your experience?
If you have answered yes to any of the previous questions, you may be an edgelord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924893
>Short hair
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924909
It doesn’t matter what her title is. I will still treat her as my queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924909
I don't care if its some cave dweller in no mans land, I want a dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924892
He means that if MGE writers were street fighter people, then Beast would be Ryu
He loves fighting and the monsters that do that sort of thing, but he's not into killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924795
Never knew how Vampire bat girls can be this good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924926
Even a completely disillusioned CC dragon who never steps out of her cave because she thinks the hero of her dreams is going to come and challenge her any time now?
What if her hoard is small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924937
I'm here to fuck dragons, not give a shit about her money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924909
Or the queen is the older sister and the princess was younger, so she wasn't first in line to the throne.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if a tanuki would have a mental breakdown if SHE'S the one in debt?

Of if a man tricks her and she loses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924958
You don't just "fuck" a dragon. You make tender love to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924969
>I need $2000 NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924893
You're way too low level for this quest.

Which is fine, you'd probably get ganked in an Enchanted Forest or The Steppes and be taken by some rough and tumble gals who use men for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924978
You know the saying, give a Tanuki $10 and a year, and she will end up with $1 000 000

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924970
I mean buisness Anon
Dragons are not made of glass, one has to go in hard and powerful.

Show her how much you feel for her in a firery inferno of sex!

[Anonymous No.]

Tumblr handles images in a dumb fucking way, here a short thing on how to get the best version of an image.

https://pastebin.com/TFyPmZvD

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as MGs bodybuilding competitions? And what can an anon going there expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925021
Thanks anon, time to hate myself and re-save a ton of tumblr stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925040
Just muscle MG's
Like regular women's bodybuilding, nothing that special

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925046
Might as well save the direct link to the image in a text file too while your at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924910
>Do you like blood and guts and gore in a porn setting
I mean if it's porn with a plot and relevant why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925040
If there are then I bet many of them end in some bullshit results where a Baphomet or Lilim wins because she used DE to sway the judges

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925021
>Tumblr
>Having shit web design
In other news, water is wet.
But yeah, It's been known for years that tumblr has some really shitty design sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925040
Various mgs in differing forms of bulk lifting and showing off.

The unmarried ones will do extra flexing to attract a mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924910
>Do you like blood and guts and gore in a porn setting?
I didn't want to...

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you pull their tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925205

They view it as a marriage proposal. Prepare for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925205
Another one grows out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925213
So all the dragonfags need to do is find a single dragon girl and pull her tail? Sounds a bit too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924893
So this is the queen? correct? or just another princess/her big sister? mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925217

Its like pulling down a lever on a slot machine, except you win a wife instead of money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925205

She gets embarrassed and calls you a baka boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925223
I've never won money from a slot machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925133
It amazes me how a website can be so purposefully dog shit
>hey guys lets make a website where you can share images
>but lets not let people share full size images and lets make the system automatically resize and butcher all the pictures
>great idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925223
The gamble is just not knowing what type of wife you just got then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925242

Pretty much, but that is what makes it more fun!

>>17925238

I won $200 from one once.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what different species’ normal reactions are when you pull their tail or hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925252
A lot of them would be arousal, but that just goes without saying. Don't try this with a manticore, you'll get a hand full of spines and a smug feline grin pointed your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925252
i will pull my vampire....batwings? headwings?

i dont think all MG got pullable parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925252
>Tail
For an Anubis, it's either blood-curdling rage or a long, drawn out moan depending on her mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925252
>Rata: “H-huh? Why- what are you doing all of a sudden, d-didn’t you hear I’m blackmailing you? T-that’s a really strong grip- eep!”

>Apophis: “Oh-ho-ho! Kinky, human~ I may have some... special use for you~ come, embrace me and accept my gift of endless loving night~”

>Dormouse: “Uwaaa, hey... that’s really... yaaaaawn... really mean mister anon... you’re makin me all... sleepy...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925252
>Guess the Lilim: "Harder~"

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you hurt a Dragon Zombie’s Husband?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Pharaohs ever get lonely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925271
The immediate and unexpected founding of a new Undead Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925274
If they do, they shyly command their slave to stay in their room with them, leading to a funny 13 episode series of the Pharoah learning about being friends with common folk and the POWER OF LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925255

Just do it, then run your ass off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925285
Sounds like the best Anime ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925289
Sounds like fun, but you'll be jacking off all week trying to get the effects out of your system if you get away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925292
>it’s the beach episode
>Pharoah actually goes to the commoner beach instead of her own private one
>she’s actually more covered up in her swimsuit than she is in her usual outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925311
>Episode where Pharaoh tries a burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925265
Reminder that Ratas are all powerless against a strong man and once you have a firm grip on them they’ll lift their bushy tails like the obedient little sluts they are so please be kind to them, they’re skittish little things that need tender care

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925265

I can't help myself with those damn squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925318
I'm not into maledom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925319
They’re just so perfect. I couldn’t help myself either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925319
I wan't to see anon feed snickers bars to the ratas

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925319
Don’t you just wanna grab a handful of their firm bubble butts and squeeze while huffing their tail as they whimper and realize they have no control over the situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925321

Could just play along with the blackmail. Or turn the tables and ask something like, if she's so great does she know that you're madly in love with her. I would treat her like a princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925333
I personally think Ratas are both for pampering and reminding who’s in control.
Pampering and spoiling and treating them like princesses for a while, then when they start to think they’ve got you wrapped around their finger, displaying your strength to them and treating them to some time below you. Which just makes them love you more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925319
>anon is leaving bird seed out to attract the songbird harpies
>ratas keep eating the seeds instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925360
Like a much less extreme version of Atlach-Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925361
How many homeless ratas would there even be out there? I mean, they'd easily get jobs in journalism, and the advent of the internet gives even greater avenues of information gathering and reporting for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925372
They'd still be suckers for peanuts and sunflower seeds, I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925384
But wouldn't they have enough restraint to buy some from any grocery store?
How would Ratas react to a trap designed specifically to capture them using a whole can of peanuts as bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925391
You can't just leave a stakeout in the middle of it; you might miss all the juicy parts. Sometimes you have to grab food when and where you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925405
>Minotaur arrives at the stakeout
>"Where the hell is the steak? She said there'd be "so many juicy bits""

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925405
You have a point there, but wouldn't it still be negative since they didn't plan ahead for a long stakeout? They're supposed to be professionals! I will admit that catching a rata in the act of eating birdseed would be very amusing however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925361
Anon, stop feeding the Ratas, it's how they get fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925391
Depends on whether you put them at the end of your erect penis or use a simple snare. One's too direct for them to approach but the other is a guiltless opportunity until the snare catches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925405
>Rata-Chan spying on the Eros Paladin and his partner, wanting to get the juicy details on what they do with each other behind closed doors
>gets caught by the Cupid and brought to the Paladin
>He’s delighted for an interview, while she’s fuming with unbridled rage as she likes to keep her personal life with him private

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925415
>open curtains
>rata is staring at you with an embarrassed look on her face
>her hand is stuck in the bird feeder
>it lasts only a couple seconds before she bolts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925424
Is this why she hires the Oni to help her spy on the scoop of the century?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925240
I literally will not save anything artists post solely to twitter.
Complete fucking trash fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925428
But if she does that then she'll be leaving her oni behind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17923916
That's not Alp you idiot. It's Chowder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925454
Rada rada rada?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925270
Yanhildr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925460

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924244
>CC unicron waits decades looking for the right "one"
>finally finds him
>sweatinghorses.jpg
>no horns, tail, extra appendages
>powerfat minotaur starts talking in his ear and groping him.
>unicorn autistically gives a flower to the lad while blushing.
Life is nothing but suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925460
I miss that show

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925487
That unicorn is cute
Would marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925420
For some reason I have the desire to watch a show about a random guy being stalked by a rata and his efforts to catch her Wile E Coyote style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925487
>CC Unicron
You underestimate me, Galvatron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925502
Old hags behaving like little girls is not normal famalam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925519
>World ending, intergalactic automaton seeks good man

Strangest dating ad I'd see

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925265
Shirohebis would take it as a marriage proposal and drag you to the ceremony right there.

Griffons rape you as punishment for trespassing her private space

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925538
Doesn't make it any less cute

[Anonymous No.]

Humongous-titted:
Centaurs?
Or
Harpies?
Or
Lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925558
Why not all of the above?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925563
Choking hazard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925558
Harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925563
You gotta pick one for your homestay, just one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925578
Tropical, woodland, northern, or desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925558
Lamias > Centaurs > Harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925580
Lamia.
Unless Holst became an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925558
>Lamias
Hopefully it's a Basilisk who's embarassed of her figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925583
>>17925588
Southern US, jungle, plains, or eastern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925558
All of them, although the dice today have picked centaur.

What flavor and how big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925596
Middle eastern. What is southern US supposed to mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925582
Yes.
Fluff and comfort in the woodlands and northern varieties, delicious brown for the tropical and desert varieties. All stacked to the nines.
It’s not actually possible to go wrong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925596
Tall CC Echidna with a mild tan.
Extra lovey dovey, and EXTRA cuddlesex hungry.

We'll spend our days happily together, whether it's watching tv together or just simply reading in the living room as she knits a little onsie for the next kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925592
>Basalisk
She’s a student of a monastery of mystics who wears ornate masks in line with their teachings, but in reality is very down to earth at home and is over-attentive to making sure people don’t feel like she’s pushing her faith on them. She moves in and, incredibly embarrassed, one of the first things she asks is if you’ll take her to a store where she can find some better fitting casual clothes- her robes fit perfectly, but she needs some tank tops from a ‘blessed woman’s’ outfitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925600
I imagine a rattlesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925582
>>17925601
Mmm, but if I was pressed to choose one I’d go with the northern variety.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925633
Cheating slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925633
I want a mino bigger than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925599
You pick the flavor- steppes warrior, English thoroughbred, ranch horse, or centurion?
As for how big, each massive melons capable of getting your head lost in.

>>17925600
You get an exotic exchange student, immediately flirty and lustful right off the bat. You assume it’s just how she wasn’t raised, but it turns out her parents are the equivalent of fundamentalists and would freak if they knew she wasn’t completely covering herself. She confides in you she wants to start studying belly dancing, but is afraid her parents will find out.

>>17925601
You gotta pick one!
>>17925604
Well you did it yourself then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925633
The worst shit, and I'm a cowgirl lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925637
I did make up my mind eventually, >>17925614

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925637
You gotta make your own happy ending with your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925257
Pull on her knife ears. Pull on her fags.

A lot of things can be pulled on if you're creative and/or reckless enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanksgiving is in three days anon, do you have everything ready for the big feast? Would you do the cooking or would your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925636
Big enough it spills over her lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925600
DIAMONDBACKS ARE CUTE! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924549
By forming a womb after taking in lots of their husbands man juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925614
Yours is a fierce-eyed and determined looking hawk harpy- or she would look fierce if she didn’t have such a fluffy white appearance and a himecut that screams for petting on her extra-short frame. She claims she’s from a fierce lineage of battle-harpies, but it looks like the only thing she battles is the morning alarm for five more minutes. It turns out she wishes she was cooler and you have suspicions that she may even bee a Puffin harpy adopted by a Hawk harpy- her puffy, extra full chest seems to give that away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925637
Dice say centurion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925651
Ruto’s enormous milk silos are perfection to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925651
Big enough that it rests there and that she can use it as a rest when sitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925633
>>17925651
EMG cows are filthy whores.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925676
Cat is for tittyslap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925662
So apparently, the Roman Empire, or at least a small fragment of it, never truly, truly died out, surviving on a single remote chain of islands hidden away somewhere in the world. It’s customs, practices and society thrived for millennia in a land inhabited with men and Monstergirls. You learn all this from a very haughty and very busty Centaur, who will often go on such historical rants about her homeland and how great it is. She trains regularly as a registered soldier, and is unashamed of her armored centurion attire even in a modern world. That said, she is utterly dazed by said modern world, and often has fits of wonderment at the most mundane of modern convieninces. She expects you to show her all about this whole new world- Uh, for the glory of Rome, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17922431
>Don't forget, people stopped using plate armor because of guns
Uhh, no. Actually, there were plate armor specifically made hardy enough to resist gunfire, and when they were finished it would be shot with a gun to leave a mark as a proof that it was indeed bulletproof.

Anyway, I don't recall exqctly why plate armor became obsolete, but the /tg/ thread showed me that guns were not the main reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925676
I want to rub every inch of that body with every inch of my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925659
Damn, she’s pretty great.
I’d try not to tease her too much over her fluffy appearance. She seems like the kind to take what she wants and won’t take shit if pushed, you know. Even if she’s got a significant soft side.
I hope she likes camping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924782
I'm more confused with chowder being on that list. Unless he got a lot better I think that anon has some weird topsy turvy taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925671
All mgs are whores. Just whores for love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925680
Careful. Cat slaps back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925695
Not EMG girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925608
Hope I don't walk in on her washing her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925684
A cute.
Maybe I could learn swordplay while she lives with me, although my small house may prove challenging for someone with such a mighty frame

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925702

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925693
Well it's not like the bar is very high, plus the fact that nobody here is actually good in terms of writing on a professional level, so nobody has stupidly high expectations for stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925712
In MG lands there is something worse than being short, worse than unremarkable tits, worse than having no ass.
It’s having a stub of a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925692
Of course she does. You notice you can tell when she’s secretly happy because she puffs up extra.
>>17925703
She may exclaim in fright and let slip the name of her goddess Hathor to intervene and erase your memory.
>>17925709
You’d be granted home adjustments by the state, and she’d be thrilled to teach a- she used a word that sounds like ‘conscript’- how to fight alongside her.
You’ll have to keep up with her workout regimen though- that powerful body isn’t made from barbells and weight machines, but the old ways of training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925729
Not true. The smaller the tail the more I want to lick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925745
You’re just saying that to make her feel better, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925745
I feel sick by just reading this, literally WHO wants to do that, I bet that even mofu would be disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925748
For me it's a spectrum for tails. The smaller the more I want to lick them, the medium sized the more I want to tug them, and the the larger the more I want to wrap my arms around and bury my face in.

>>17925752
There's a time and a place for mofu as well. I'm such a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925736
That'll be great to have some work done on the house, although it'll cost a bit to rework everything.

And a few hours of training would be great when I get back home, even if I need to warn her that I'm a hard gainer. Muscle doesn't come easy

[Anonymous No.]

That's a lotta nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925771
Still mad that the bog black wolfu only had titty fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925648
Vampires dont have knife ears trough?

her fangs would be outright challenging her,and that wont end good for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925725
>Well it's not like the bar is very high
If you only count the discord writefags maybe. But Captain, LDR, Penywise and Silent_II are a different game from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920412
She already found out her husband was secretly a little bitch gayboi. How much harder could you wreck her?

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls being friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925786
I see two clones with little variation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925786
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925771
>Hienezumi wife decides to watch a Kung Fu movie with you
>It's "Tiger and Crane Fist"

[Anonymous No.]

Elven dullahan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925786
Looks like a big sister seeing her little sister off to her date with that boy from school she's been crushing on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925781
No, the bar never was high. Ever.
We always were and always will be a bunch of amateur writefags cobbling together stories that some will like and others won't.
The thread was never defined by those few, it is defined by the many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924782
>Acts like a faggot on the discord
Everyone acts like a faggot on discord. It's a universal thing. If you want to think highly of your favorite write or drawfag then never go to the same discord as them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925780
Some do and some don't, depends on the setting at this point.

>won't end good for me.
It's a vampire, I'd be surprised if it DID end good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925801
>We always were and always will be a bunch of amateur writefags cobbling together stories that some will like and others won't.
You're right, but you also ignore the obvious fact that some of these amateur writefags display more skill than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925797
what would make her elven? dullahans already have pointy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925809
Obviously. But sometimes it's not about the skill of the writefag.
Some of them even if they're horrible do decent stories that fill certain niches.
Chowder is the only fucker who wanted to try comedy and shit when everyone else was balls deep in smug mgs, rape, futacat, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925771
I'm gonna wait a while before I play this again. I love it but playing it ever patch will just make me burn out on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925814
There were several other writefags trying comedy around that time too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925802
>just on the discord
We're all faggots here. You, me, your favourite writefag and especially the person reading this right now.
>>17925814
>Chowder is the only fucker who wanted to try comedy
Really? I can think of others who've done comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925803
Being a vampire doesnt mean most endings are bad anon! maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925824
>>17925823
Name them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925827
Punaldin's Lich story comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925827
PRW, Punaldin, Doilooklikeawritefag
I could be forgetting more, but those guys were writing at the same time as him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925834
That was more silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925826
It doesn't as long AS YOU ARE FINE BEING TREATED AS SUBHUMANS SHIT. Sure there might be the odd vampire that's actually sweet to you but I'm not taking any chances, especially since there are so many superior undeads. If I see one I'm running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925826
Well, you're right about that.
Most endings are not bad. They're shit.
Thought, that means that the few good ones really shine through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925835
IIRC PRW and Doilooklikeawritefag kind of burned out a little before then.
Wish DILLAWF didn't, cause I liked where things were going.

[Iron Beast No.]

Hello all you happy people
More of Selene's story, and a little bit of corruption
https://pastebin.com/nhcVV5NM
Enjoy

Not sure what do next as usal,
toss up between burning edge or roulette

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925836
>silly doesn't count
Then why are you counting chowder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925836
Silly can be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925850
>>17925852
Silly can be funny, but it's not always funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925843
It was roughly the same time. You're moving goalposts a lot for some reason and I don't know why you're bothering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925839
But anon, Vampire is the superior undead.

>BEING TREATED AS SUBHUMANS SHIT
Dhampir please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925859
>IIRC
>You're moving goalposts
We're done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925836
Wasn't chowder's teacher series full of silly shit like unicorns running through walls for no reason and wurms shooting crossbows at teachers?
I didn;t read his later stuff so maybe he tried whatever you call comedy after that,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925868
You're right for the most part. It wasn't a Wurm, but a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925866
You really fucking are.
>x's silly stories aren't comedy but y's were
>z didn't post on the exact same week so he didn't count.
Your arguments make no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the old loyal servants of stone given flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925891
She doesn't look stoned

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925891
Golems are cute.

CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925891
It seems like it'd be a fun career making golems for people. Kinda like a cross between being a wizard and a sculptor. You chisel out a nice form, carve in some runes, and charge it with a bit of mamonobama from your own golem waifu, and you get to bring other peoples' waifu to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925845
Do the roulette.
I don't know anything about burning edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925891
>that detail on the thighs
Easily the best remade profile art so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925786

And you get to be the guy that helped created a tile golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925989
I can think of one man who would love to waifu a tile golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925910
>Bring other people's waifus to life
It's called being a Dad, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925993

exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925839
>AS YOU ARE FINE BEING TREATED AS SUBHUMANS SHIT
oh yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925878
Just a guess, but I think that guy probably was chowder. It was a stupid argument anyway with both of you looking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

How big would you want your Queen Slime’s “kingdom” to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926053
About the size of a major city and three surrounding hamlets. Other Monstergirls and men would populate it as well though. She would just be all the nobility, guards/statespeople, and about a third of the peasantry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926053
I don't want a Queen Slime. Slimes are messy and dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926053
100+ At the very least, and I'd have her be a queen humpty or a queen wife-slime too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926053

What if we had a Nureonago Queen Slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926029
So you want a Vampire Ojou-sama to make you bow down before her so she can use your back as a chair for her plump ass?
Do you want her to tie you to her bed and drink your blood during rough ball draining sex?
Do you want her to snuggle and kiss you afterwards and make it clear how precious you are to her and how she wants to keep dominating you forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926068
Yeeesss

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926066
It would be a very peaceful entity within Zipangu. The town/city would be a quiet, comfy place filled with demure hospitality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926062
>>17926065
Good men. Queen Slimes are most fun when they flourish. Although I can’t imagine a Humpty Slime kingdom made up of a Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926068
Lets hope no Dhampir catches wind of a Vampire treating her "husband" like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926092
I wonder how far a Dhampir would go if she saw her Vampire sister picking on a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926078

that sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926053
No less than 10, no more than 200. Overall mass I don't care about, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926053
50>x>20, anything bigger and total retreat from a unbeatable disaster would be problematic, anything smaller and maintaining a full working factory would be unfeasible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926087
I imagine a humpty kingdom would feel pretty infantile, and even less intelligent than other slime kingdoms, but it would be nice. Am I greedy for wanting to waifu different types of Queen slimes and ruling over a small kingdom of hundreds of different slime families?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926087
Be careful when wander Into a Queen Slime’s kingdom on the King’s Birthday. Many businesses will be shut, security will be nonexistent, and the palace will be strictly off limits to much of the population, while a sizable chunk of said population is conspicuously missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926092
That's a quick route for that Vampire to kick a Dhampir's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925776
>still mad about that thing which isn't true

Shameful anon, if she was your waifu you'd know she does more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926180
But in the game she only did titjobs.
I wanted hard, kinky, legs wrapped around the dude's waist impregnation sex complete with a little bubble showing her egg being fertilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925771
>that massive werewolf on the bottom level
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926189
Big wolfus are for tail scritches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926053
2 swabs, 35 crew members, first mate, quartermaster, and a captain. And 14 cannons, a modest number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926194
I don't give a fuck about cutesey shit in my porn, I just want to fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926202
Gonna spend all your time plundering the booty, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926187
Except if you find her 2nd animation icon in the game you can view her other animation in the capture gallery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926213
Of course! Wouldn't want to shanghai'd into the MG lands without an adventure to go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926225
Shit, she got an extra scene finally?
Gonna wait until the game is done because fuck downloading it a billion times.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dating a thunderbird for a few weeks
>Go back to her place, finally about to do the dew
>She lays back, ready to welcome you into her electric embrace
>As you go in for the landing she looks at your dick and stops you
>"Wait. That's a European plug. We need an adapter."
What?
>"My socket is American. You can't put a European plug in an American socket. We'll have to go the the store and get an adapter."
Does it really matter?
>"Of course. Look, American sockets don't have a foreskin receiver."
I'm sure it'll still fit.
>"It's not about the size, the shapes are different. They won't fit together flush. The gaps will cause arcing which can damage the equipment and even cause a fire."
Oh...
>Go to the local Radio Shack to get an adapter
>It's out of business

>You will never be cock-blocked by an evolving economy and bad corporate management

Why can't we all just use the same standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926202
Oh, are you the airship-run-by-Queen-Slime guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926230
What game is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926234
Guilty as charged. But I would settle for a normal ship too. The airship was speculation on just how large a Queen Shog could craft things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926241
a Queen Shog shouldn't live in anything less than a moving castle. Shog Train with no tracks would also be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926239
Forest of blue slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926246

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezNz5PxOHas

Moving castle you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925836
>>17925850
>>17925852
>>17925858
I'm late to the party here but what the fuck?
What stops a story from simply being silly and makes it into a comedy then, because your definitions seem to be utter nonsense.
Assuming you aren't just trolling, I'm taking this at face value because I'm trying to writefag and don't want to write something anons are going to turn their noses up at

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926247
Actually it's Forest of Blue Skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926276
Just write silly shit if you want to, mango the tango. More stories like that are always welcome.
I, personally, would love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926276
Well there's your first mistake. If you write what you think people want instead of what you want to write it will be unenjoyable and you'll never write anything good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926232
>"My socket is American. You can't put a European plug in an American socket.
That seems more like an Automatron problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926276
That anon was clearly talking shit to try and win a stupid argument. All comedy stories the thread produces are silly, and that's actually a good thing. Hell, any content these days is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926312
Yep yep yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17921539
Do hair ladies shave their pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924994
What if that Tanuki is a fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926421
Then anon gets a bushy tailed concubine to pay of her debts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17920105
I'd rather a Vodyani one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926432
My cloth-bound nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926428
>turning a bespectacled Tanuki into your harem-outfit wearing concubine
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you Oyakodon with a shortstack single mother and her shortstack daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

What do Tanukis think of their American hick cousins, and their direct approach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2GBXlrLkC4

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926445
Yep, I'd even keep her glasses on and use her body as I want.
Going to make her into the perfect receptacle for my cuddling.

>>17926446
Yes, yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the hugging/cuddling/ kissing version of a cum dump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926463
Cuddleslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926403
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926463
Snug Receptable?
Mofu Snafu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926446
My dick would pierce the heavens if given the chance, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926446
Mom only please.
>>17926448
>"Cuz, can we borrow some money?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926448
They're deeply ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926446
I’m gonna impregnate the both of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926487
If you impregnate the mother and daughter, wouldn't the mother's child be her grandchild's sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926468
Cuddlesluts need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926446
>single mother
Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926448
>“GIT OFF MA PROPERTY”
>BLAM
>BLAM
>BLAM
They should know better than to go begging from Madam Gator’s man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926483
>Japanese/Zipangu Tanukis are ashamed of their American cousins who take a more direct approach.
>This approach can either be straight up seduction or more direct financial threats.
>Also American Tanukis are more predisposed to being taller with thick thighs, bouncy breasts and freckles in some territories.
>American Tanukis just think their foreign cousins are jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926492
No they’d just be my daughterus. Don’t overthink a porn setting or else you’ll go crazy thinking why a plumber would keep a wrench in his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that if you and your monster waifu aren't teaching your daughterus to deepthroat cocks that look way too big for them from birth, then you are doing the wrong thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926446
Oyakoodn is only ok when it's with YOUR Daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926463
Cuddleslut, the best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926500
>tall, redhead and freckled CC Tanuki department store manager with a Midwest accent
Yes please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926500
>Zipangu Tengu that are ashamed of their criminal western counterparts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fbEmImSRQI

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926500
I want a tubby one in a suit that frequently flaunts all the money she's making off of investments and loves nothing more than a good steak.

Getting my head locked between her thighs would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926500
Cooned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926500
>"Well, the family reunion is going well. I'm showing off Anon to everyone and they all approve of him. Everything's going to be fine, you didn't even send out invitations to..."
>[Distant Banjos]
>"Oh....no...OH NO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926521
>Chubby Businesswoman who despite dozens of rich suitors chose you, some nobody as her boytoy.
>Every night she makes you eat her out, leglocking your head until she's had at least three orgasms.
>Then she rides you senseless until she passes out.
>When you ask her why she chose you she just tells you that she can always spot the most valuable thing in the room while blushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926446
She won't be single much longer I'll tell ya that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926529
Adorable.
I'd love to go on vacation with her and see her out of that suit, even if her undoutably large rump looks nice in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926542
How would you react to learning that the only other kind of clothes she has other than business suits are sundresses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926564
Would be nice, if a bit strange for that to be her only other kind of clothing.

Does she not enjoy wearing shorts or T-shirts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926542
>take you American Tanuki waifu to Hawaii for vacation
>run into her Zipangu cousin who’s there on a business trip
>end up drinking with the two of them all night
>one boisterous and loudmouthed 6”2’ Tanuki in a fancy dress and one shy, and very refined 5” Tanuki in a kimono who’s quick to tell her cousin that she’s not acting like a proper Tanuki when she suggests they do body shots off your stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926578
Is an American Tanuki related to the Raccoon at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926528
I can hear the deliverance tune in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926578
Sounds fantastic.
I'd love my big, boisterous, and probably soft, tanuki wife from the good old US of A

[Anonymous No.]

remember that being alone in Zipangu without an umbrella may prompt a nearby Nureonago to shield you from the rain either with her own slime or an actual umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd just like to point out that raccoons are far more attractive animals than tanuki and this would likely hold true for their monster variations as well. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926620
Animalfuckers out

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926634
But Arai-san is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926592
Tanukis are foxes, not related to raccoons at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926641
Truly the ugliest of all canids

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926618
Cmon man, don’t insult the Karakasa-Obake like that, it’s her time to shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926641
Why are they referred to as raccoon dogs then? And why do they look much more like a raccoon than a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926641
>Tanukis are foxes
Tell that to a tanuki and see how that works out for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926654

Karakasa Obake are more for having your umbrella turn into a monster girl and then fucking you for treating her well. Also pocket dimensions. But yes you have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926660
Because their coat pattern resembles that of a raccoon's.
https://i.imgur.com/u3WuGnL.png

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926660
>Why are they referred to as raccoon dogs then?
Because it's a dog that looks like a raccoon, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926687
Misread that as Harpy Queen and was let down by the lack of plumage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926692
what would a harpy queen look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926704
PLUMAGE FOR DAYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926704
An extra foot or so of height, outrageous coloration that might make you think maybe she was compensating for something (were she not, you know, queen), and an attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926757
these comics always make me hold my breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926757
fairies are cute and not for lewd
unless it's a big fairy, or a fairy that can get big

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926806

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926806

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926823
The lewdest fairy of all

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926833
Lewd eel whores with beauty spots under one eye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926806
What about stretchy fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926839
Eel ladies are pure! They're just very clumsy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926833
>this peculiar specimen is a rarity in the eel world; a constrictor. She devours her prey only after exhausting it for hours in her vice-like grip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926840
Don't stretch the fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926844

i've heard they have the ability to make men around them clumsy as well. Curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>17924610
I was referring to Mono's discord give your balls a tug. Though Jesus Christ boys you light a match in there and the entire barn's gonna go up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926839
What happens when you take the Yeti off the Pally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926865

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926846

They especially enjoy putting a victims head between their breasts, watching them struggle in vain. How frightening

[Anonymous No.]

Augmentations are the way of the future anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926865
It's fry cook talk like Cum on the Paws or Dominate the Human. Very specific lingo that's actually much more innocuous than it sounds. I mean there's not really cumming on paws and dominating humans in the kitchen, is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926873
She looks like a nice girl to spend the winter in an old hotel with

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926839

I still can't get over the "Sushi Special" sign having a sushi penis on it.

[Anonymous No.]

is being wrapped up by a Flow Kelp and a Unagi Joro called a Sushi roll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926890
You sure about that?

>>17926881
Did she ask for them, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926898
I need a big dom yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926898
>Did she ask for them, though?
Of course she has to keep up with the latest in technology to keep her anon safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926748
Pretty Bird
I bet those talons would feel amazing on my back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925845
Good read, Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926949
The downside of living in Harpy county is that it's really, really hard to find a place that sells shoes. That and lackluster ground transportation.

[Anonymous No.]

birds are dumb too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkuo7-sefEQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926962
Again, talons on my back.
Would be a great way to fly too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926967
Why the fuck are they doing that next to a highway to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926967
i dont like seeing a pet owner seeing his pet killed

[Anonymous No.]

Part 4 Coming Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926993
Tbh, I've always wanted a doting girlfriend to hold my hand, play with my hair, feed me food, and wipe my cheek.

Not necessarily all at once, but it would have me crying tears of joy either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926991
I know that feeling so I didn't watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926993
for realsies?

[Anonymous No.]

She's giving you that look again. Better say something to her, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
>I want to be the father of your children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016

>"..Hi.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
I'm gonna molest the shit out of her tail. No less than 5- no, 10 tail orgasms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925321
Thanks for your input.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
Guess i'm calling in to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
show me your rear and lets see if its a thicc or thin tail cause thin tails suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926993
Bad end soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
>She's giving you that look again
>you
She's obviously looking past me, I'll just move out of the way so I'm not in her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927056
she wouldn't have had to resort to a time loop if she took things slowly,
ironic isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927064
You move out of the way and she follows you with her gaze. Roll initiative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927064
Her friend's looking your way too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927056
I want her to have a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927084
Notice the tail on the Lesser Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927056
On mobile, she's looking like she's smiling with closed eyes in the thumbnail.

Then I looked at the full size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927079
>>17927084
Then I'll alert the man sitting behind me that two women are eyeing him and take my leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927066
She wants it to be perfect. Even if it's fucked I appreciate the romantic obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927079
>Roll initiative

https://www.wizards.com/d20modern/d20mdice/dice.htm

I got a 9 and my dexterity probably isn't too high I probably failed there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
>“Have you ever wanted to open an Italian restaurant? Because there is so much fukkin spaghetti that I’m spilling over her!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927091
It is a good end for her
Bad end for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927114
She rolls to pin. Natural 17.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927133

ah hell

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls wouldn't even consider ugly men as a joke. This is and indisputable fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927119
no way to get happily ever after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927152
Unless your iredeemably disfigured and are a shitty person you can always be fixed by incubization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927154
Part 3 was good end AU.
Still hard yan, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927163
>Part 3 was good end AU.
wasn that just a dream,
even then the guy doesn't seem like he likes her,
looked more like he just resigned that this is just his life now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927161
Hopefully monster girls will at least give me a small corner of land to isolate myself to when I express my desire to not be corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927175

If monster girls had their way no man would be left unmarried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927183
I mourn for reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927183
I doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927210
True, they don't care for the sociopaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927183
even edgelords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927226
Well, they're probably not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927237

well Cursed Swords need husbands too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927183
who would cwc get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927258
A bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927258
He'd get alped

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927258

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927258
Cheshire before he alped.

[Anonymous No.]

FOOLISH
>tfw no desperate evil demon wizard that watches your every move and destroys any of your future partners.
She also makes you release your kids with her dark matter tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927267

That is scary

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a stuttering Unicorn ask you what a 'Bro-job' is

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927283
Probably the best outcome for him. I don't know about the poor sap who mistakes him for a succbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927269
>”Plow my ass like a garden with your big oversized hoe of a cock!”
>”Dig your hard shovel into my fertile mounds and plant your sticky perennials!”
>”Your fertilizing man-meat is going to grow me into a first-prize babygourd!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927300

we can only hope that he never finds out

[Anonymous No.]

Who the hell is cwc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927304
She's adorable when she tries to act lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927309
better to never learn, newfriend. You're better off not going down that rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927309
Nobody is this new. Nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927309

there are things one was not meant to learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17925809
You're right. If they can't write on the same level of LDR, Penywise, Silent_II they need to just stop while they're ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alpfags get to have cwc in their ranks of waifus.
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1144470/30e7aa8c96/
You boys ready for part 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927349
Good old Horitomo. I'll never really like his art, but more vanilla is always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a smug, haughty and slightly hedonistic shortstack dragon to inform me about her brilliance and skill before looking at me in eager expectation of praise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927397
Different anon, but I would stare blankly into space with dead-fish eyes until she starts to pout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927064
Depressingly accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927409
But then she's going to start sitting in your lap and making little irritated noises to get your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927161
I still think that's a cop-out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927419
You underestimate the dead-fishness of my eyes, anon. I would start reading a magazine and not even notice her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927428
>>17927419
https://imgur.com/a/YC82w

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBrFAtRrc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927428
Prepare for much staring, more grumpy noises, and even some firm, but light, touching to get your attention.

If you don't give her the praise she seeks then she'll stomp off to fume for a day.

>>17927438
Pretty much, instead in smug dragon form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
Reminder that an MGE Succubus' wings are able to allow them ride your dick more efficiently.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927452
Shush you!
Unless an art fairy has taken an interest in miniature war games, you have no power here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927016
I wouldn't even realize she was looking at me in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927462

She'd find a way to get your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927425
I think the mgs only reject sociopaths and psychopaths.
People who can't love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927455
Cowfee draws good Anubis'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927466
Unfortunately I've got the perfect combination of denseness and low esteem, which means I'll either fail to notice or intentionally discount any attempt at seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927472
Actually even then, they'll love if you don't act on it.
I recall KC saying somewhere that MGs actually try to get such individuals to stop by distracting them with sex, essentially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927477
Well she can always use charm spells on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927455
>>17927473
Those are cute Anubi, I want to cuddle them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927473
I want a super busty anubis.
It sounds like it could be pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927319
>>17927320
>>17927323
?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/chris-chan-cwc-christian-weston-chandler?full=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927473
She's cute. Would offer to carry her books and listen about her current project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927258
Alped or Devil bug/Beelzebub

CWC is an absolute soap dodger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927519
Anubis' are more well-suited in the rear department, but I wouldn't say no to an Anubis that follows Hathor. And I wish Houtengeki at the very least drew tails on his Anubis and Bastet dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927519
Wish granted.
>>17927556
To be fair, a tail would kind of get in the way in most of his poses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927556
They are but I'm feeling something different.

>>17927585
That's busty, not super busty.

[Anonymous No.]

White boys belong to brown monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927258
You ever see a cluster of Matango uproot and migrate? Chuck CWC into the center of em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927597
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927592
Picky, picky, picky.

Unfortunately, this is probably the bustiest Anubis I have that I can post. One I thought was an anubis has a cat tail, and I'm pretty sure the other's just a brown fox. Not even Oni's anubid is a titty monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927597
Males belong to their perfect waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927597
I'd take a gyaru beezlebub, the only question is how to attract one while still retaining a clean smell/house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927609
Because only a brown monster can handle a white man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927609
Because they are perfect beings who deserve our love, worship, and cum.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu react to spilling food on herself?
How does she react when she spills food onto your game consoles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927548
She is cute but the job of carrying her books belongs to me. Can't let that wan tire herself out too much, she needs her energy to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927611
>Even Oni's

They truly are damned to be fat bottomed jackels aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927622
>spills food on game consoles
Thats a special kind of autistic that deserves a special kind of punishment. She is banished from my bedroom for the rest of the month. Shit's fuckin expensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927258
He would be the only person left without a waifu, he's so shit that literally no monster girl would want him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927627
It's not even that she's flat. Hell, by most anime, hentai standards, She's got a pretty respectable rack; More than enough to get a handful of and play with. It's just that when you know his entire history of work, she sticks out like a sore thumb and looks positively tiny in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

Has LN posted this Tanuki here yet or am I blind again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927647
I don't remember it.
And she doesn't need to tell me money comes out for me to touch that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927620
Damn those ancient Egyptians had some killer memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927609
They fetishize pale skin, they see it as radiant and pure as the stars in the sky. To them, having a moonlit-born man is the greatest symbol of status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927657
You have been awarded the Shearbrush Boyim award! Please report to the nearest commercial HQ for a free brush session with the managing director!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927664
Well that sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927341
Mamono mana will fix him like it fixes everything else, even if it has to twist him into a hollow shell of his former self.

>Chubby cowtits NEET Alp that fanatically hates the Xbox for some silly reason and writes bad sonic fanfiction

This thread likes fujoshi monoeyes and memecats so someone being into this wouldn't be much of a stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927675
Anon, the amount of fixing needed would shred that alps mind until very little of the original personality remained.

It's the equivalent of obliterating someone's mind and rebuilding it from the ground up with the bits you want.

Thre's some lines one musn't cross.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be a good boyim and pamper those cash coons when they get home.

Being an office lady is hard and then deserve to relax, even if said home is yours and not theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927647
Rub rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927663

that's interesting. I suppose it's about as normal as elves and their interest in human ears, slimes with the human body in general, lamia types with feet, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, you could still get in debt with a ‘Nook if she isn’t your waifu right? Make sure to only take out loans from single Tanukis!

[Anonymous No.]

Little Ushi has caught you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927695
>>17927688
Yes, pamper those tails hard, you mofu sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927663
>Pale skin
>Have Blonde Hair and blue eyes

I wonder what the chances of getting swarmed by those girls if I showed up there would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927702
Has she?
Or have I caught her!

>>17927703
Nukis are comfiest in the cold winters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927703
I’d pamper her by providing her with stress relief during her work day. Those fluffy thighs were made to be used as earmuffs. What do Tanukis taste like down there? Actually, what does any girl taste like? My wizardry is fast approaching.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927707
Whole thing was based off of most cultures (East Asian for the most part). Paler skin was the sign of an aristocrat while darker is that of a laborer.

Some cultures even believe that paler skin is a sign of spiritual purity as well if they are using a Light/Dark duality. It may be also due to fears of what dead things look like (Necrotic Rot and decaying flesh or immolated/burnt).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927712
Yes, keep doing the work of the Nukis. You will be well rewarded.

>>17927717
Like milk and honey, from the Tanuki desert.
Rusted milk and salty pennies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927720
I need this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927720
>Fox please, I need to get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927720
That fox looks far too young to be doing such lewd teasing.

She is teasing... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927724
>Exactly! Start thrusting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927724
> monsters keep trying to seduce or rape anon on his way to work
> he's got to pay his bills though, so he avoids them every day.
> one day it's a tanuki slaver group coming in trying to boynap him
> the next, a Ushi Stampede tramples his half of town
> a dozen harpies next by his door, stalking for cute boys
> the fucking second coming of Eros occurs and everybody everywhere is having sex
> and this guy's trying to go to his punch-clock job and keep his water running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927741

sounds like he should marry a homely MG so at least all the others will leave him be. Getting through a Ushi stampede doesn't sound easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927741
Pussy only pays the bills in porn, anon. You're not gonna keep the lights on with a girl's various parts wrapped around your junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927741
> A cloister of Pot Genies take up residence in his home
> he just starts picking up their pots and chucking them out the door.

> a Fairy Swarm thinks he'd be great to help them with their stretches
> he wields a flyswatter ominously until they leave

> anon gets fucking shot
> turns out that Death is a monster girl and she wants to both reap and rape him
> outplays Death at Jenga, his game of choice, with a bullet wound, wins back his life and keeps his virginity.

he just wants to live in peace, but pussy keeps throwing itself at him

[Iron beast No.]

>>17927339
Fuck that
I write because i like it, if i stopped at every thing i was shit at, id have nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927773
thats surprisingly encouraging. I should try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927771
>Jenga
>Not challenging her to a game of who can get dubs first

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927741
>>17927771
Reminds me of that greentext of the monster girls trying to invade the guy's house while shitposting on his IRC. Even his friends are eventually corrupted or monsterized. Anyone have a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927813
I remember reading that, all of the monstergirls started to treat one of his friends has an alp, which evenetually gets to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927836
Yeah. Alppenheimer or something like that. She Alped for him and tried to convince him the monsters would leave him alone if they """pretended""" to be a couple. There was a femal friend too. I forgot what she turned into though.

[Anonymous No.]

I will fill up my regal vampire so much that other undeads wont invite us to their parties after they see her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927811
Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927836
>snek stuck in drainpip

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927883
Doesn't the snake End up winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927741
>Representatives of MG's religions fighting a holy war on Anon's front lawn/block over him
>This happened 3 weeks ago up the block
>Such is life in MGC when you are single

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think happens when a Goddess gets a crush on some guy? Nothing good for the balance of the universe I'd think.
>"Eros? Sweetie? It's Hathor. We need to talk."
>"FUCK OFF COWTITS!"
>"Eros everyone's very concerned about how you've been acting ever since you saw that anon boy while you were scrying past the veil."
>"WHAT I'M DOING IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
>"Eros, your worshipers are starting to get worried about you. You've just holed up in here and you only see any of them when they're delivering those erotic novels you keep demanding."
>"Those are HOLY SCRIPTURES!"
>"Eros, even Hel is starting to get worried about you. HEL. The Goddess who barely cares about anything? That Hel."
>"I'M GOING TO GET HIM HATHOR!"
>"You're breaking the fabric of reality Eros!"
>"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE GONE WITH NO SEX? NO LOVE OF MY OWN? I'M GETTING THAT ANON HATHOR!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927914
If I've learned anything over the years here, goddesses can be very obsessive about boys they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927924
For Ammy your god is a jealous god. You shall not have tittymonster goddesses before her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927914
I would hope that the Chief God falls for me, that way she'll be too preoccupied being a happy couple with me and will leave monster girls and their Anons alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927929
What if I want Ammy to BE the tittymonster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927811
Outfuckingstanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927929
Hathor pulls double duty as the goddess of fertility, so that's hardly fair to rag on Ammy for being small in comparison. Besides, Ammy's the kinky one who will do all sorts of lewd stuff in bed with that tight body of hers.

[Iron beast No.]

>>17927914
Its easy for the goddess of love to fall on love, its in her nature
Its hel or ares that would make shit scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927943
I saw Thor Ragnarok, I'd tap Hela with the fury of a thousand lemmings.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite non-profile haircut for your favorite mamano?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927943
The Cult of Eros is a religion of peace! Also, you might want to take off your name, Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927953
A lich with Kawakami's hair would be amazing. I'd sit her in my lap all day just to play with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927953
For some reason, bangs over one eye always gets me, no matter the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927953
Whatever this hairstyle is called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926993
>you have to eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927953
Cleopatra cut for a snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927953
While cows look nice with short hair, I'm a sucker for a thick, waist-length braid. Longer hair in general, really, but especially a braid or tie of some type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927939
Ammy's the goddess who would grind against you while grinning smugly and asking how you'd like her to violate you that night only to practically melt as her consort gives her headpats and behind the ear scratches.
She'd probably moan about how it's not fair how comfy you can make her feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927969
Why are the shy girls always the lewdest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927964
I've wanted a Goth Manticore for like 4 years. I was asking for one since we were on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927891
>>17927883
>>17927841
>>17927836
>>17927813
Found something. It looks like all of it, but Higher resolution would be nice.
https://funnyjunk.com/channel/monster-girls/The+mamanos+be+shitposting+sfw/qrqiLde/

What would you even do in this situation? Youkoban doesn't sound that bad really, but who knows what other species are up for grabs? Scott is the best waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927961
Thanks i forgot to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927963
You have immaculate taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927963

I really enjoy that too. Especially with the Kejourou but it's great in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927979
Because they either don't realize how lewd their bodies are, or they do, try to cover it up, and only make it more lewd in the process. There is nothing hotter than breaking down a shy girl's walls, slowly getting her to explore more of both your body and her's, until she finally lets go and gives in to her desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927980
Enjoy, lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17926833
>no ara-ara eel girl to constrict me tenderly
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928008
Can eels actually constrict you or would you just pop out of her coils from the slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928016
It's like grabbing a bar of soap in the bathtub. Grip it too hard, and it will slip right out. If you're careful though, it will be no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927953
A super long braid down past her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927980
Gothicore is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928042
How do those panties work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928045
You're never heard of open back panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927999
This is why bullying shy monsters is so appealing
>be groping her tits and whispering in her ear from behind
>"You should just be honest like this erotic body of yours and say you like it. Look at how hard your nipples are."
>"N-No, that's not m-me. I'm not some l-lewd girl like thaaaah~"
>her body convulses and tenses up as you attack her nipples, and then she melts against you
>"Geez, cumming just from you tits. What a naughty girl you are."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928050
N-no.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what happen when you don't secure your windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928076
I hope they brought rope and candles and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928076
I'd imagine that situation is kinda similar to walking into pic related with your dick out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928081
The hell is this? Also Dibs on the upside down girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is the proper lamia arrangement for coiled lovemaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928080
Why would you need both ropes and candles?
Are Succubi into romantic BDSM or something?

>>17928091
She is the craziest one. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928099
Option A since it results in more skin-to-skin contact with your snake wife, which she needs to retain warmth in the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928091
I honestly have no idea, someone posted it and I saved it then but the asshole never gave source.
And if you're going into that room, you're not walking out with just one Succubus anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928104
>Why would you need both ropes and candles
Anon if I get attacked by Semen Demons I want to be properly ravaged.
>She is the craziest one. Have fun.
Thanks, I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928099
>What to do when being taken hostage by a snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928099
A, as being squeezed against her upper part and not tail is both more intimate and feels better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927943
>Goddess of war stalking anon
>see's him get into argument with CO worker
>anon is woken in the middle of the night by a lound thunk
>in his front yard is a large, ornate greatsword and a note saying "crush you enemies with this, my love"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928111
https://viewer-trial.bookwalker.jp/03/viewer.html?cid=8171a581-2c1a-4bec-951e-6b76714e717a&cty=1

there doesn't seem to be a scan for the whole book though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927976
I want to pat.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got any writing inspiration they're not using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928205
What if, at the end of Dark Souls 3, your character is taken to the MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928192
That's a good way to get a sun goddess to snuggle up in your lap and feel her tail wagging against your stomach as you give her pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928215
I don't play Souls games anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928215
How utterly annoyed/confused would a salamander or hinezumi be after being beaten by a dude just dodge rolling all her attacks with perfect timing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928218
You mean how wet? Dex builds are totally legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928192
>tfw Ammy will never ask you how many litters you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928216
Just be careful. She may try to turn normal petting into heavy petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928205
Reverse Isekai story
Pretty much dragon maid, only less maid and more closer to fem-fafnir

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928221
They are, but chucking lightning bolts at monster girls like you're fucking Zeus is somehow more satisfying to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928228
That's the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928205
Prince of a nation is thrown out after his mother is murdered and the prime minister takes control.
He receives help from a bunch of monsters, and after a bunch of years gathers troops to reclaim his birthright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928215
>>17928229
>>17928235
I asked for your inspiration, not your ideas. Just channel your will to me already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928248
Music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928248
I fuck you I keep that shit to my self
It what keeps my lethargic blood flowing

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey, otouto. You'll, like, totally come play with Onee-chan, right? I literally can't wait to have fun with my little stud~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928254
>wanting a gyaru
>not wanting an ara-ara nee-chan with ribbed sweaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928254
Monster girls who act like human sluts are 99% of the time misguided virgins who think acting and dressing that way will get them laid.
Watching their disguise crumble when they see dick for the first time is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928254
>>17928261

>Not getting adopted into a family with both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928254
What would his friends think, with his big sister acting like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928254
Jeez. I like gyaru girls as much as the next guy, but Nee-chan's taking it way too far.

Also... condoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928271
They'd all probably be incredibly jealous and want to come over all the time. She'd dress at least that slutty all the time they're there, tease them, and do sexually inappropriate things to you in front of them just to get you flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928280
Play what? Monopoly? 17-step minefield mahjong? Risk? E-card? Twister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928266
>Ara-ara nee-chan only wants to stay home and laze about while cuddling
>Gyaru nee-san constantly wants to go out shopping and on dates
Choose your destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928282
MG Twister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928285
Instead of colors you have to put your hands on bodyparts.
>Left hand on boobs
>Right hand on ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928283
>boobpillow on the couch with ara-ara nee-chan
>gyaru nee-chan giving sloppy blowjobs while watching the telly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928293
Additionally, clothing is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928282
She's an Anubis so probably legos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928280
Like what? Wahammer? Poker? Oiled wrestling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928261
What about gyara-ara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17927953
Hime cut. Always hime cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928282
Tanuki monopoly tournaments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928280
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928330
Your kingdom should pay tribute to mine, my advisor said so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928351
The Green Dragon kingdom will reign supreme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928205
In a generic fantasy setting, there's a "Lady of Electric Light" high up in the mountains or in some other isolated area that serves as a local goddess to a tribe, a very old and very powerful thunderbird with many daughters. Many men of the tribe through their bloodline can control electricity and powerful women can be directly baptized into becoming a half human, half thunderbird "Daughter of Electric Light", though they aren't nearly as powerful as the direct daughters of the Lady.

Their powerful men an women serve as priests and shamans to the tribe, and often lead ceremonies, harnessing their electricity into unique instruments. Like electric guitars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928372
>spoiler
Sounds like it could be part of the whole "Brütal Legend with Monster Girls" idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928351
Help, I think my black dragon isn't as greedy as the others, instead, she is more lovey dovey.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that it's healthy and not "thicc" cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928431
Gee willikers! Maybe you should use your turgid tallywacker on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928434
that spooder isn't even thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928435
But anon, I'm not!Alp and I think it might've been caused by loving her too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928443
>not!Alp
Well then hit her with the Wabbajack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928447
I don't want to change her form though, I just want to know if giving too much love to your dragon is unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928330
>top left kingdom is in debt
I think the Anubis should use harsher words there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928463
All wealth is based on debt, dear goy!

[Anonymous No.]

How thick is too thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928439
I said stop with that stupid "thicc" cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928470
Yes, but usually on other people owing you their debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928473
Cant remember if she was actually fat or pregant in that ending
Also demon raj is probably my thicc limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928473
Herohero tom doujins are too much
Its like looking at a gathering of hippos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928473
>thick
Stop this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928470
Tanukis get out reeeee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928282
I wonder how common debt settling games like those in Kaiji are in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928473
The most I'm willing to go is tame Hex Maniac fanart. I still prefer athletic girls and not full muscle though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928473
>>17928490
https://imgur.com/a/MqWSP
Sweet jesus....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928508
>those top girls
Absolutely great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928522
That's some big thicc right there. Poor boy will die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928522
A gathering of hippos indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get down with the thiccness

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928565
I urge you now, turn back and run
the sourse for that is probably the safest work that guy has done
The rest all seems to be a bunch of those women as futa's breaking little boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928522
I recognize that artist.
Is it wrong that I'd like onis with those bodies?

I know these ones don't have dicks.

>>17928573
Cute, thick automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928579
It is wrong. Very, very wrong. You should feel bad about it. You can like whatever you like, don't let my opinion decide what you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

The hunt begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928592
I see.
I still want those onis though.

Having one one each side with overly large breasts and smugly telling me what they want to do with me would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928595
I forgot that comic is a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928522
Those whales are giving hippos a bad name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928595
I hope she catches something. I never had something like deer before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928624
THICC
H
I
C
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928508
Having both an abusive Atlach-Nacha and a doting Jurou-gumo wife sounds like heaven to me.
During the day you get abused by the Nacha and healed by the Jurou-gumo. During the night you get tag teamed by them with their sadistic spider side enhanced by the moonlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928595
Nargas are one of my favorite monsters and its theme is really nice. Would fight that sally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928628
>a jorou-gumo will never present you with a bound bratlach-nacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928638
Do you want to get tail slammed by an enraged Narga? I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928625
I had elk the day before yesterday. Sadly I have a cold so I don't know how it tasted.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not an eldritch fan but shogs are FAR better than a bratty immature spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928639
>Come home from work
>Your Atlach-Nacha wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling in the living room
>Your Jurou-gumo wife acts as if she wasn't there
Time to take revenge for all those time where you were the one bound and defenseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928641
Fighting an enraged narga is the only way to get her tail, so of course. It's also more fun that way with how much she'll be bouncing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928660
>He doesn't want to have his virility and dignity stomped by a small spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928660
But the bratty side is what makes them fun to dominate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928045
IT JUST WORKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928681
Weak boys lose their boner when a Narga suddenly roars during sex, real men get further aroused by it.
The shining red eyes are definitely a plus too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928725
I would roar back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928698
Nah i prefer an ELDER shoggoth if you know what i mean.
an ara ara shogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928741
I honestly have no idea how a Narga would react to this.
Maybe she would find your roar cute. It could make her laugh. It could even cause her to get more violent and rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>"That was mean of you, making a girl wait out in the cold while you get here late"
>"But it's not too bad. Come on, let's go inside and get something to eat. It'll be warmer inside."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928758
>GAAOOO
>No, GAAOOO yourself!
>...
>Yeah, you heard me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928765
I cant help but see the narga do a questioning head tilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928759
I just got Walt Simonson's Thor omnibus in the mail, I want to read it with nerdbird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928725
>Losing a boner when it gets better
But how? Turning those roars into whimpers and moans while getting a bit fucked would be the best. Gonna make that Narga limp away and then sleep with her later.

[Anonymous No.]

>get in a shipwreck
>drift alone at sea on a piece of flotsam
>see this
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928784
Lament as I have washed up onto a nation of devout sabbathites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928784
Ask for directions, hopefully I'll understand her japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928759
>glasses
>pigtails
>simple clothing
>gentle expression
That bird's getting married and impregnated at intervals of 2 years for 2.5 children.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's the night of a full moon and your dragon waifu is stalking the area around your lair, uncontrollably horny and looking to rape you
>"Husband! Where the FUCK are you?! If you come out now, I'll only smash your pelvis into nine pieces!"
>she hears some leaves rustling and sees you step out of the bushes in you old monster hunting gear
>"Let's go."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928759
Artist or sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928779
I know I'd triple cart shortly after a Narga got enraged.
Only the strongest can withstand the Narga's moves and retaliate before she attacks again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928784
call her cute, as long as she doesn't turn me into a book

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928784
pls no, I don't want to grind to 9999 lvl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928784
Let go of the flotsam. I ain't dealing with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928798
>Only the strongest can withstand the Narga's moves and retaliate before she attacks again.
Or, ya know, just dodge

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928802
>not wanting to be the one anon in the monster world that can crash a meteor into his enemies while laughing atop it
>not wanting to be so high level, you could slap a lilim and they wouldn't be able to do anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928798
It's not that bad, anon. You just need to time your moves correctly and after a while it'll be natural. It becomes extremelly enjoyable enven, trying to make sure you hit every spot of her. You won't even need mega juices after a while.
The real thing starts in G rank though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928796
https://annabel-m.deviantart.com
Its good thing I found out about her while looking for artists to commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928795
>Waifu is almost like a crimson fatalis/akantor minus the berserk state
>Full moon brings her rage out
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928808
>fox
>big mofu
>beauty mark under the eye
>tig ol bitties
>thicc thighs
Oh god, she's fucking perfect. Damn you Barb and your ability to churn out waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

None of you'd last a day in the wild!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928838
We'll see about that when I'm making a masochistic Rathian cum from breaking her parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928827
>Full body
>100$AUD
Jesus. Sure, they're good but that's a hell of a lot of money.
Might get a half body commission tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928855
It's about $70 in US dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928808
Is this a boat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928865
Oh right.
I use my local currency so it's a bit different. But that makes it sound far more reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928838
Not even monsters can stand the tripping of my long sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928826
G rank monster girls are no joke.
I heard it takes over a thousand thrusts before one starts to limp, and that's pitiful compared to what Elder Dragons require.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928053
>This is why bullying shy monsters is so appealing
Grope the lolinubis' big butt
Invite her over to see you at night so you can have your way with her lewd body

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928950
It's hard indeed and they fuck you like a truck, but with enough prepararion, time and determination you can take them down one day.
Beware all the fatali though, those are a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928870
urmom is a boat, faget
idk, it's somewhere from discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928969
I want an ara-ara White Fatalis to make me cart on insertion and then two more times in the same minute with small hip movements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928994
I want to make a tomboyish crimson get more hot and bothered than lava as my volcano erupts inside of her over and over again, so much that we need to take breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

They will learn to fear the smug cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929015
You know you're doing something right when the bed sheet catches fire.

>>17929022
Looks more like a cat mugger to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>try to get back in the groove of writing now that I'm sick and don't need to leave the house
>nothing comes out
Sad! Many such cases!

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>>17929029
Gotta make her cum so hard she spits some fire everywhere, even if we're in lotus.

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>>17929022
Cat thieves are for giving fatty tuna till they aren't good thieves anymore

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>>17928646
Being cared for when you’re sick by a Wendigo must be amazing. No need for a sauna when you can lay in the snow and then hop into the pocket dimension to warm up.
>”Hubby! I got you something to eat! You need your strength. Here’s some great big meat to help you get better! Fresh Buck, just the way you like it.”
> MEAT?
> MEAT!
>MEAT!
>”Girls! Where are your manners? Your father is sick and this is for him.”
>Papa?
>PAPA PAPA PAPA!
>”Gently girls. Remember, he isn’t feeling well.”
>papa~!
Just imagine all the little fuzzy shawls clambering up to you to do their best to make you feel better.

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>>17929061
Oh you'll be giving her a tuna all right, whether you want to or not, until you're K.O.

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>>17929022
That cat is indeed dangerous. She invites you for a quickie but before you know you came three times inside of her already.

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>>17928784
Hope that I attract the attention of that nurse shark in the back. I know she’ll protect me.

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>>17929067
> MEAT?
> MEAT!
>MEAT!
I read this in Luffy's voice, shame on you.

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>>17928784
I'm too busy cursing the kraken that left me behind to do much.

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>>17927948
Thor actually gets her pregnant with his son in the comics last I remember.

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>>17929067
Damn that's cute, and wendigos aren't even among my favorites. Daughterus with limited vocabulary are adorable

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up to a trespassing Shog replacing the pans in my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>missed the MH talk

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>>17929125
I’d like to see a story about a hopelessly inept shoggoth that got cutoff from the hive mind somehow and is trying to figure it out as she goes.
>ufufufu~ If I replace his household items, it’ll be like he’s constantly fondling me and I can move to phase 2.
>But where to start? Something he uses everyday and has to come into contact with. AHA! I got it!
LATER THAT EVENING
>”Honey! Could you toss me a roll of TP? Also, why is there a puddle of goo under the holder?”

Ganbatte chaos-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not dead by the way, just lazy. Continued from line 38. Something interesting may happen in another update, but certainly not here.

https://pastebin.com/8e7qZAG6

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>>17929168
As much as I love Shogs I couldn't get comfortable with her replacing something like that. There's something about it that just doesn't feel right.

[Anonymous No.]

why do people here change the size limit in harems depending if the species is a "harem species"? whit a few exceptions, lamias and her sub species being one girl per guy MG, and queen-slime being essentially one entity with several bodies having a lot of people on harems would lead to the same problems or benefits. If i have 30 keprih waifus it would be hard to maintain a deep emotional connection with all of them, and the same is true for other species. So even if you have marry a "harem species" Taking in account a few exceptions like the aforementioned queen slime it would the limit should be the same that for "non-harem" MG.

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>>17929165
?

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>>17929165
Speak freely, friend.

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>>17929165
MH talk is always nice. It's fun to imagine how wet dragons, wyverns and wurms would get.

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>>17929199
The way I see it, if you choose a harem species you are only looking to fuck a bunch of them without worrying too much about emotional stuff. If you choose, say, foxes you want a little bit of both.

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>>17929236
I always want a bit of both, even when I do Harem species like Kephris or Large Mice.

Granted, I also want to do weird things to said girls so it's a bit strange all around

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>>17929236
My first childhood crush was a foxgirl

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>>17929236
Yeah but if you just want to fuck without caring about emotions and shit. Wouldn't it be better to have some variety? I'm putting myself in the shoes of an asshole so just bare with me for a secIf you had a bunch of waives in the same species it wouldn't provide much "variety," so you might as well just get a couple of them and move on.

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>>17929199
Because 99% of the time they’re a package deal; you get them all at once, thus avoiding the implications of picking up additional girls later.
That and you know they’re into it from the start.

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>>17929199
That's why queen slimes are so good, you can have an unlimited harem while developing a loving monogamous relation with your wife.

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>>17929262
There is always a bit of emotion, but with harem species it always seems less, especially with a lot of daughteru fucking going on.

>>17929267
Maybe people are too nice? So instead of being an asshole they just go with what the girls were made for? I dunno.

>>17929263
Cute.

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>>17928994
I want a cute plesioth to grind her hips against me from halfway across the country

[Anonymous No.]

Dragalps are cute and deserve rough breeding

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>>17929236
I like to think that harem species tend to be much more simple and less needy than other girls, so it's much easier to tend to say a mouse's needs than something like a dragon or a lamia. And I also imagine most people who have a harem also probably don't have work either, so they can spend much more time at home and deepen their relationship with each of their wives.

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>>17929279
I'd cut it off beyond gen 1.

I'd still let all those mouse girls get all the cheese they want though.

Coming home to a bunch of cheerful, chubby mice would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

I like the harems that benifit from the variety
Like how hakutakus share how to pleasure you with other monsters or how the smoke hobo ups charisma

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>>17929271
yeah but making a harem would be nearly impossible if your waives were not "into it," seeing that, in most cases the female is in control of the relationship. So in both cases the lack of a connection is the bigger nonono in my opinion.

>>17929279
Yeah, but my point is that you are just deluding yourself into thinking going a "good thing". It dosen't matter if they are ok with it. It satandas to reason that in a 50+ Khepry harem the girl would be ignore most of the time. That to me is just as bad as having a 50+ harem of other MGs.keepign in mind that harems are consensual.

>>17929277
Queen-slimes are the perfect mate for harems and the only one's I see no problem with having 6+ waive/bodies.

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>>17929307
>but my point is that you are just deluding yourself into thinking going a "good thing"
That's how it works. Harems will never be a good thing either way so it's better to pretend that everything is fine and going with the full package as an excuse than to accept that you're a shitter and grabbing a bunch of species.
The way I see it, it's just less bad.

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>>17929292
Dragalps would make nice friends. I'd love to hang out with one.

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>>17929307
I see it as a psychological mindset based on culture. An individual from a harem species grew up normalizing harems so they are better equipped to dealing with things like pecking orders and sharing a husband sexually and homelife wise. Not to say a harem composed of much more individualistic species wouldn't be able to eventually find a happy medium but each one in the harem would be much harder to cope with the situation especially if they're lower on the pecking order. The pecking order in general is unfair but it's in my opinion an inevitability with one person only able to divvy up so much of their time and focus. Maybe a story about the rise and the fall of a harem from one to several and then back down to one again would be interesting.

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>>17929343
>A story about MGs leaving a harem as used goods
Are you trying to harness the autistic rage of the reeeelords?

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>>17929351
I just think it would make an interesting dramatic story. I know those aren't smiled on here but it would be different. Not my intention to cause a shitstorm. I was pretty much typing my thoughts without regarding the thread.

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>>17929362
That's alright, I was trying to make fun of those folks but I guess I worded it a bit harshly against you. I do think it would be an interesting story, so if you want to write it you should write it. To be honest, the only long form stories that I've seen get people torn into here have been ones with cheating and more /d/ fetishes hamfisted in. And we can always use more writefagging.

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>>17929362
yeah it wold be nice, the protagonist would have to start as an uncaring asshole, and the most of the harem menbers would have not not really fall in love with him during the story in order for it to make sense in the setting. But yeah it could be a pretty awesome history, shame in in completely inept in my writing abillity and unable to write anything.

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>>17929375
It's hard to make uncaring assholes sympathetic by their nature. There has to be gleamings of a better personality. Maybe a bitter man with a reason to be bitter and he's not really a bad guy but he is just defensive but does the right thing out of principle giving him a noble quality. The defensiveness can infuriate and make curious the girls especially in regards to when he actually momentarily breaks away from his defensive facade. I'll think on it.

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I really want KC to make s Paladin MG that look for a husband to protect.

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>>17929395
Is a bug fine for now?

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>>17929395
You could play that angle with a Valkyrie. Her mission from god is to protect you and make sure you don’t get corrupted.
Valkyries are better than Dark Valkyries. Fite me.

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>>17929409

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>>17929409
Why would I fight you anon? You're right.

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>>17929409
I prefer dark, lets agree to dissagree

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>>17929409
You stand correct.

>>17929412
She's too shiny and beautiful.

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>>17929409
I enjoy both and would take both

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>>17929041
Give your balls a tug you titfucker.

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>>17929184
Good to see this is still going on. Can't wait to see Art's new "friend".

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>>17929409
“Monster” Valkyries > Valkyries >>> Dark Valkyries
If I wanted a raging slunt I would have gone for a Youko or something.

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>>17929430
Personal sluts are nice, especially when they are 'ruined' versions of pure and wholesome girls

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>>17929441
Nah, if I want a nympho she’s going to be a natural at it.

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>>17929454
Making something with your own hands/dick is more fun though!

I'd love nothing more than a pure, muscled Valkyrie glowing with Divine light and slovely, breeding sow dark valk!

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>>17929430
This. I want the love and affection of a monster, but I actually don’t like tits, ass and sexiness all day everyday. I want her to be comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the experts confirm that homonculi are monster girls?

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>>17929466
I get what you mean, that's one of the reasons troll is top girl.

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>>17929441
>Personal sluts
They're called "normal wives", anon. Hardly anything ruined or corrupted.

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>>17929430
yeah, I like to imagine they still keep with the "training" in order to make you reach new "heights" in every possible meaning.

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>>17929474
You know what I mean you smug Lich!

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>>17929470
No, go back to /fgog/

>captcha - kings your move
SHIIIEEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929307
Reminder that MGE girls outside harem species are fine with harems and polygamy doesn't even necessarily require a Bicorn, no matter how some people try to meme threadcanon to say otherwise.

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>>17929496
Harems are fun

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>>17929496
Fallen maidens may not be cannon but it is a good example of that.

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>>17929496
Yeah but harems that get too big are shit.

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>>17929496
Harems are for fencesitters who can't decide on a waifu

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>>17929508
As far as I know fallen maidens is canon, fallen brides isn't.

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>>17929470
They're not human or furry and they're they're not aliens either, fill all the criteria really.

[Anonymous No.]

Plump succubi

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>>17929470
Aren't they pretty mich flesh golems?

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>>17929527
how plump?

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>>17929531
I could go for more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929401
Yes. Will she cling to my arm as we take a walk?

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>>17929539

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>>17929541
Of course. She needs to be close to protect you after all. Besides, she likes your scent.

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>>17929527
>Plumpubus
>Not a Troll that's basically Doraf sized with an ass you can palm and massive tracts of land
Half the height, double the woman

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>>17929545
That's not plump, that's busty.

>>17929549
You, you have this shit down.
She needs a bit about the middle to grope too

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>>17929558
I'm more of a muscle guy so that's plenty plump for me

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>>17929565
Both are good but short needs to be soft as well in my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>Trolls have a complex about their body odour
Maximum bully potential by burying your face into their armpits and taking huge whiffs of their 'fuck me' perfume while they get increasingly flustered!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929596
That's as disgusting as the fatshit.

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>>17929165
I want to get my virginity stolen by a Chameleos girl

[Anonymous No.]

Would you get mad if other men oogled your waifu as she was going about her day?

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>>17929409
But Valkyries are only assigned to heroes or will-be heroes. Valkyrie would be the perfect bodyguard waifu but sadly she is only for heroes. Thus why Im aiming for the hypothetical MG Paladin and hopins she has some sort of "protect the weak" code or something like that, that makes her look for a mate.

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>>17929596
I had to look it up
>They have a custom of decorating their bodies with beautiful flowers. It's because of an inferiority complex they harbor. Their hands and feet are large and crude compared to those of humans, and they want to hide them to look at least a little bit better to men. Also, they have extremely strong body odor, so another one of the reasons is to cancel it out with the fragrance of flowers. However, the body odor is definitely not something unpleasant, if men nearby smell it, the powerful 'female' odor makes them dizzy. That alone is enough to cause an erection.

huh...

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>>17929650
Are heroes that rare in this setting? Are heroes only born? Can a anon not put all of his heart into being as heroic as possible and earning a Valkyrie?

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>>17929662
Its whatever you headcannon it as m8.

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>>17929667
Im into a lot of non thread approved things

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>>17929702
Like what
cuz at the moment Mass harems seem to be this seasons trash fetish

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>>17929662
>Are heroes that rare in this setting?
The opposite, actually. The Chief God has been deeming pretty much anyone who shows any interest to be a hero.
With the downside to that being that her power is spread even thinner, so it’s not much of a boon.

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>>17929662
>Anon doesn't get the Chief Goddess' blessing and can't become a hero.
>Still travels the land righting wrongs despite having no church support and being essentially Level 0.
>His die hard, never give up spirit earns him the admiration of another god altogether.
>One night, anon is visited by a Valkyrie of Ares and is blessed by the Goddess of War.

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>>17929723
Maybe she can take a page from illias playbook and experiment with genetic engineering and nukes.

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>>17929662
>Paladin/Hero of Eros
>Paladin/Hero of Ares
>Paladin/Hero of Poseidon
>Paladin/Hero of Hel
>Paladin/Hero of The chief God
Yeah I think as long as you are determined and put in the work you could be ''hero" no problem.

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>>17929741
Have of ever drawn any if the gods?

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>>17929733
She could but she is new in the job. I doubt she has the knowledge , intelligence , experience, ability or the "wiseness" to do anything like that.

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>>17929741
I want to see what a Valkyrie of Hel would look like.

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>>17929741
>Hero of Hel
>Pale skinned mage with incredible power thanks to Hel's blessing.
>He has to put up with the Goddess of Undeath stalking him all the time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929749
Not canonically, we have description of the Gods's looks but we don't have any pictures of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929755
Probably like Hex Maniacs in armor.

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>>17929702
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929767
Isn’t that basically Dark Valkyries?

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>>17929741
I wish I was an Eros Paladin. I like setting people up together.

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>>17929779
Dark Valkyries are more outwardly lewd. Hel's Valkyries are more repressed and awkward.
God help you if you get a Hel Valkyrie that goes Dark Valk.

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>>17929779
not really, the colour scheme might be the same but Dark Valkyries are more elegant while the hex maniacs is more "creepy".

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>>17929741
>Hero of Poseidon rescuing shipwreck victims by introducing them to all the sea MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929793
Hero of Poseidon got that King Triton aesthetic.

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>>17929799
>King Triton
I like that, but with human legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929793
How long is a respectable amount of time to let the men struggle before introducing them to the sea ladies? If you save them right away, they’ll just want to go home. The best romance happens when the girls are their saviors.

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>>17929817
>Anon laying on a piece of driftwood unwilling to give in
>Below the water, a flow kep, some mersharks, a nereid, and a bored looking sea bishop are waiting for him to give in

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929817
You do the Davey Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean routine where you're the evil villain who offers them life in your service but then the girls come and "save" them.

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>>17929813
>with human legs
Is what I was going for, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929531
Plump enough that her belly, butt, thighs and tits all compete for the title of the softest pillows known to mankind

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929829
Diana Jones could be the misunderstood Sea Bishop bent on ocean conquest contrary to her race's demeanor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929841
I want her to take me down to her Davy Jones’ Locker. I bet she has all of his albums. We’ll be Daydream Believers together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929853
I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the shade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929647
I'd throw them a death glare, the same if they started catcalling. If they didn't stop I'd get extra mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929741
Reminder that Eros is best goddess and I'd fight everyday for her.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had the opportunity to go to a metal concert knowing you had a high chance of hooking up with a foreign monstergirl, which one would you choose?

>German Thunderbird who loves speed metal, anal, and cuddling.
>Swedish Lich who enjoys death metal, bondage, and actually immigrated to America and brought her belongings with her.
>French Wight who is new to metal and just goes with the flow, loves being on top and will likely make you her "servant".
>Russian Hellhound who loves classic metal, dominates from the bottom, and probably will wake you up making a hearty breakfast the next morning.
or
>British Kikimora who loves glam metal, is a dirty talking dom, and has a tongue that would make a Lamia blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929898
I wouldn't, I don't like metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929906
Then why'd you reply?

[Anonymous No.]

I got photoshop again. I need to warm up with it, anyone have anything they want colored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929915
Colored or or re-colored? if the latter, pale skinned and white haired anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929898
The Hellhound, just due to her taste in metal.

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>>17929898
Yeah, nah. I don’t like metal, but I would like a Nordic girl. Is it just me, or does it seem like Wendigos would be the best fit for Finland?
>Strong family
>Keep to themselves
>Sauna like >>17929067
>Known as the White Death

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929917
Colored right now. I need to use my tablet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929713
Not him but I'm into way too much shit that'd out me on posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929923
Not you nor the other guy but I too am a horrific deviant

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929931
Let’s face it. If you’re considering fucking a thing with a snake tail, bird wings, horse body, a Dick sucking tail, a non Newtonian fluid consistency, or horns coming out of its head, you’re probably not the most vanilla guy to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929915
this pic of leona from kof as a griffon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929923
>>17929931
I to am into stuff that would get me burned at the stake by the majority here. Much more deviant stuff than handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929915
Can you do this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929919
Just imagine waking up after that concert with a messy room, a sore pelvis, and the delicious smell of sausage, bacon and blintzes coming from the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929955
Harems, incest, borderline hyper muscle, cum inflation, hyper preg, various expansion types, fatties up to immobility, a few types of mind break/corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929971
Lets talk corruption

Whats the best kind of corruption to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929898
>No Italian Valkyrie who listens almost exclusively to Powerwolf and wants you to turn her into a proud mother of no less than five

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929971
>those first two and last two
I'm absolutely agreeing with those. Not a fan of the rest though.
>>17929982
Non-consenting corruption to prudes and lesbians, bonus points if combines both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929946
>>17929958
I'll see what I can do. It might take a while though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929982
>Whats the best kind of corruption to you?
Dominant to tsundere wanting to get spanked and dominated but not willing to admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929955
COme on men you are not into that disgusting stuff are you? stuff like cheek kissing. For the love of god have some decency man, this could get you arrested in some countries you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929982
prudes/haughty monsters/women becoming hedonists.

Tsun knights becoming honest, loving wives is also good

[Anonymous No.]

Just how /d/ are we here?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14452437

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929993
That's fine, I've got a smattering of them and they all need to fit the girl/situation in mind rather than wantonly be slapped together.

The second to last one and first I'm fairly liberal with however

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
Does spanking counts as sadism/masochism even if it's extremely tame compared to wood horse and whipping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930043
Whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
Peril = ???

Also
>Inflation
10/10 I’m legit mad, I fucking hate how this shit appears but not cum inflation, I’m not fucking Dobson, it might be the only vote but shit is for cum inflation no balloon people

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929898
>Swedish Lich
Dose that mean I have to move with her to america or will she come back Sweden?
Also, having a Lich speak Swedish would be the weirdest fucking thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930065
>having a Lich speak Swedish would be the weirdest fucking thing ever
Yeah, because a Wight speaking French is 100% natural.

I dunno for you, but I'd freak out if that happened to me.

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>>17930020
What are you trying

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>>17930054
I'm pretty sure peril refers to anything involving the danger of imminent death or harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930054

I meant it as general inflation, cum, enema, or otherwise.

Also peril is when you get turned on by sex traps, usually involving risk of injury or death. Essentially, sexy SAW

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930054
I've learned to deal with the grouping, most other folks don't care

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>>17930020
>some of those options
Honestly I'm not surprised a lot of them got votes, these threads are basically a mexican stand off with everyone having at least one fucked up fetish that everyone else finds weird so everyone meets in the middle for the sake of peace.
>>17930054
>Peril = ???
Life threatening situations I'm guessing, like the girl in a guillotine while being fucked or having a noose tied around her neck. Not actually being killed, just the threat of it.

I guess a redcap holding a sword to your throat would also count if you didn't know it was demon silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930074
I could take a Lich with a French accent. But speaking French? I would not even know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930065
Just imagine her saying filthy things to you in her perfectly even tone anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930074
>>17930094
I meant Wight. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930076
Just doing some research

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>>17930094
As a French, I think that a French accent is one of the worst things in the world.

Just after ketchup in croissants.

>>17930099
No worries, famalaxacoricofallapatorius.

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>>17930097
I am both aroused and very, VERY confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929470
Frankenstein is obviously undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
>ball busting 0
RIP Harblador ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930106
>As a French, I think that a French accent is one of the worst things in the world.
Out of all the accents there are, French is not even close to the worst.

>Just after ketchup in croissants.
I pray to all that is good in this world that is not a real thing.

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>>17930093
Pretty much.
I'd hope this thread lasts all day or the poll moves to the next thread as I'm interested, although I will say that 'hyper' can mean many things regarding the bits it's used on.

I'm surprised hypnosis has such a big following

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
>Over 100 votes
>No single option has over 10 votes
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930121
Mamanomana is essentially a very slow burn hypnosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929955
>>17929971
>>17929993
>>17930020
>>17930087
Fuck off back to your own board /d/tards. Being a degenerate faggot in spoilers doesn't change the fact that you are a degenerate faggot.

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>>17930119
>French is not even close to the worst
I'd rather talk with a Scottish or even a bloody Cockney than another French.
All the others Frenchs I heard trying to speak English just pronounced the words à la Française, not even trying to sound even remotely English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930121
Being hypnotised by a monster is such a turn on for me. Probably why I like Pharaohs so much.
>>17930123
Probably explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930128
>it's another anon who forgot that Monstergirls are /d/ episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930125
Never thought of it that way but you're correct.

>>17930123
Total doesn't mean total voters but, yes, there's a fairly even spread barring a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930119
>Out of all the accents there are, French is not even close to the worst.
for you
Not him but I get what he means, not having English as my first language there's nothing that I hate more than people from my country with accent. People told me it's sexy and stuff, but I just hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930134
Monstergirls are soft /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929985
>Powerwolf
Very nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930134
>it's an another /d/fag gets called out and his only defense is trying to insinuate everyone should be dragged down to the shit with him episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930134
>It's another "Monstergirls are /d/ so all our bullshit should be accepted" episode
Your kind have tried this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930144
No, they are pretty much hard /d/. It's only this thread that likes cutsey stuff better than sexual deviance. Don't forget you're all freaks for liking monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
>Only ~two other hyper and/or fatfags
To be honest I’m surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930133
I'd argue it's closer to mind control


>>17930134
Anon, ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930158
whats hyper gain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930147
>>17930152
Tell you mom about your monster girl fetish and see what she thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930159
I like that too. But her doing it lovingly...if that makes any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930158
Well, I'm one of both but I think it depends on the time of day.

Late nights tend to be higher in that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930162
>Revealing your power level ever.
>Talking about fetishes with family ever.
Are you fucking mental anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930114
I miss that abomination fucking deviant.
>>17930123
>scat has 0 votes
There may by votes for hyper, ballbusting, ntr and futa but at least no one has literally shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930155
This thread talks plenty about sexual stuff, you'd know that if you came here regularly instead of being here only to raid us you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930160
Sounds like a /fit/ supplement

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930167
Well he is a /d/fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929955
Well let me put it this way.

-I'm ambivalent about the Siths
-I like the idea of bio-luminescence
-I enjoy the shit out of corruption
-The biggest sexual fantasy inspirations for me are H.R. Giger, Clive Barker, and even Planescape
-I've masturbated, unironically, to floor tiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930160
Hyper is where you start getting expansion of various sexual parts to extremes (I.E. Tits bigger than the torso)

>>17930164
That I can get at if it's done a certain way

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930172
You aren't THE floor tile anon, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930158
I'm the other guy into fat but I don't like inflation. Kind of how I like shortstacks but not oppailoli. There's a distinct difference,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930172
>The biggest sexual fantasy inspirations for me are H.R. Giger
Don't play Alien Isolation. For you, it would become Alien Erection.

>also
>that last bit
TILE LOVER? IS THAT YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
The real take away from this should be that a lot of anons have /d/ fetishes, but most are too considerate to ever actually bring them up unless directly prompted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930177
>>17930183
I highly doubt that that's Tilefucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930184
There are also one of two people who get REALLY mad about it. Which I can kinda understand considering what I've heard of the Futa!Cheshire stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
Anon Ive capped to a girl being literally skull fucked
I'm messed up in the head man

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930155
>implying a blue board can be lewd enough to challenge /d/
Call me when I get to post a picture of a lil gremlin getting anally pounded after a nice, long spanking over her husband's knees.

>>17930188
I miss him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930188
>>17930183
>>17930177
He tricked you with memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>people unironically talking about their inflation fetishes in the monster girl thread
>>17930165
>fatfag outright admitting to purposefully shitposting the thread with /d/ at specific times when he thinks he can get away with
This thread literally instantly got terminal cancer when /d/fags got to make just a couple of posts without anyone telling them to fuck off.

I dare anyone to call it a slippery slope fallacy after seeing this. And it's not even the first time people instantly jump on the thread to force their shit when it looks like there's a chance to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930201
You know it baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930130
>>17930143
>Anons waifu speaks his native language
>When ever she speaks English she has a accent so thick that it's hard to tell that she's even speaking english
>This kills the anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930202
>without anyone telling them to fuck off.
Because that certainly works, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930202
You can't stop anyone from posting about Monstergirls. Grow up, remember what site you're on, or go back to your safe space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930200
I bet Necropedo-kun is still here tho
I know sloppy-seconds-kun is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930208
To be fair, a wight whispering lewd things in my ear in my native language would either kill my boner or make me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930212
Shitposting is against the rules anon.
You know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930222
So if she leaned in close and said the filthiest things you could imagine on the bus where she knows no-one can understand her, how sadistic would that qualify as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930202
Mate most fetishes in MGE could be considered /d/ tier. If you want to be a prude about sex you are in the wrong place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930224
Not report and ignore but whine and moan about it until mommy brings me a bottle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930232
Youre also forgetting the amount of people that would destroy those pages given the chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930235
That's your fetish anon, not the course of action I was suggesting.
Just go make a thread on /d/ if you want to talk about that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930230
It would qualify as "you're getting your ass whipped as soon as we're home".

Just in case one person can understand her. Body language a bitch, even without speaking the language, you can understand if she's talking dirty or not, and just for that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930183
Anon don't tempt me. I'm really into bug Monsters to begin with.

>MG'd Xenomorph
>Baby crazy yandere
>Exoskeleton is durable, but also soft and smooth to the touch
>Acid blood becomes an aphrodisiac that she can spit or nick herself to spray on you, has the effect of melting clothes
>Keeps the pharyngeal jaw, instead using it exclusively for blowjobs, like a piston made of muscle and heat pumping on your cock in a vice-like vacuum grip
>Will hunt you down, string you up in the Hive webbing and fuck you senseless, all the while feeding you royal jelly to dilute your sense of time
>Will drink of you, and raise your daughters to worship you like a God given flesh
>All she asks if you give her all the daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930265
MGE predators would be nice.

Big alien mixed of jinko and lizardman

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930265
I would be aroused if just remembering the sound of the Alien's footsteps in that fucking game wasn't enough to make me panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930020
Is licking really /d/? I enjoy it together with biting and scratching, both recieving and giving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930265
>pharyngeal jaw
>not sounding during blowjobs
7/10, okay but not amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930298
Depends on how long the tongue is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930297
>Not wanting to hear that as she cas your name

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930328
That's borderline yandere.

>"Anon, I know you're here."
>"Only wild animals are afraid of fire."
>"I will eventually get you. It's just a matter of time."
>"Foooound yooou~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930293
Every time I think of MGE Predator I just head-canon that they're Lustrian Lizardmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930344
Gonna steal a tablet just to say I can and give it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930344
>"Er...are you guys the noble Lizardmen who battle honorably for their husband right?"
>"Snu snu!"
>"...mother."

Side not, be very careful when saying "I want my mommy" to a Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930356
>I want my mommy
>"I can be your mommy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930371
I'd just tell her I was too old for a mommy. Taht'd put her off forever and have no repercussions to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930356
They just need men to keep the spawning pools going or when one of the Slaan want a boy toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930389
That'd backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930298
Tonguejobs are my biggest fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930395
>"If I can't be your mommy, You'll make me a become one"
I did not even know this would turn me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930440
>Didn't know he had an impregnation fetish
It's okay, you're in good company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930450
>>Didn't know he had an impregnation fetish
>implying it's possible not to have an impregnation fetish
It's literally why we want to have sex, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930450
>fluffy finger

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930450
BAD MOTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930465
>fluffy handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930481
The fluffiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930450
She is the epitome of, “if you don’t have time to do it right the first time, do you think you’ll have time to do it over”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929898
I've always wanted a qt mg I can rock out to some Black Sabbath with, gimme that hellhound
Also Russian accents are olev so that's an added bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930495
Kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929898
What about the refined Elven princess who sneaks off to a Power Metal concert?

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized my fiancee has only ever given me bitejobs, never a non-toothy blowjob. Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930510
Ring gag until she can relax her jaw open more.

[Anonymous No.]

What girls can best pull off that trucker personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930518
manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930518
Manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930518
Disregarding the truckercore jokes, probably minotaur or oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930519
>>17930520
>>17930523
Obviously I’m missing some meme. What’s Truckercore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930545
An old tale of romance, manticore, and cat dick.

I will never understand why Bob went full retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930545
You aren't missing out on anything, believe me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930545
The point where an ancient writefag went full retard with futas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930545
>What’s Truckercore?
[PTSD intensifies]

Something that ruined Cheshires for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930545
>>17930551
>>17930561
>>17930562

So I'm guessing it has something to do with trucker futa cheshires?
Is that right? Have I got that summed up correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930551
In his defense, it was a CYOA at one point so while he does have to shoulder the blame of running with it, Anons did kind of coerce it. That being said, while he isn't a terrible writer, Bob's a shit person so it kind of evens out and loops back around to being all on him again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930588
He could've said no.
That's all he had to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930450
>cover of her pregnant
>doesn't get pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930588
>Anons ask for futa
>Bob gives in and does it
>Anons shitpost about him and anyone who ever talks about him in anything other than a negative light endlessly to cover up that they voted for futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930588
>CYOA
Why don't we do those anymore ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930588
Based on things I've heard about the Laska remake, he deserves all the blame he gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930629
Aren't they against board rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930371
I want to see what would happen if I eat some shota cookies and then went around calling random CCs mommy. It's probably risky, but worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930629
Because all mods universally hate them, and that's before /qst/ came around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930639
Is the girl on the left from anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929982
Corruption that doesn't involve another person. Magical item, ambient DE, curses, other things. The way the subject deals with and reacts to the new symptoms can be pretty fun to explore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929891
>Place you under a special set of rules and breaking them brings you the closest thing MGE has to Hell.
>Has nearly no benefits to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930629
Board rules and something about tigers not being a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930648
A Neo-Geo console I think. The shota is the Nvidia shield tablet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930626
>Anons ask for futa
You mean the group of /d/icks that once used to thrive here and still kinda do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930635
Those were the days of loose moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930660
>Defending ntr

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930626
>Anons
If you mean /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930065
>Swedish Lich
All I can see is a Lich covering herself in fruit roll ups and having me eat it off her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930668
The same /d/icks who were a part of these threads from the start and will always be here? No point in excluding them unless you're trying to win the argument by moving goalposts.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine Pharaohs laughing while using their God Voice brings a man the most pleasure he can ever feel.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Houris secretly listen to Eros themed Nasheed music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930635
>>17930641
>>17930664
But the cyoa were the reason we were exiled to no in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930678

>Implying you would be able to resist the charms spells, and all other temptations on mge land.

I'm not saying I would cheat on my waifu knowingly but I'm afraid of being coerced or tempted into it somehow . Its just too much of a risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930713
No.
We were exiled because of an asshole mod actively shitposting in the threads because he hated us and a lot of other threads.

[Anonymous No.]

If portals don't happen what if you got isekai-ed into the world after death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930728
Do I get a new body? Because I don't want to be old...or in my current body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929741
>Hero of Ares
>Anon goes from a meek little boy to a young man who reeks of testosterone and martial prowess
>Ramrod shoulders and barrel chested, he is the ideal fighting man, per Ares' preferences. His armor is that of ancient Atlantis, with a large spear and circular shield.
>The only downside is that as a Hero of Ares, he polices the battlefields, which always leads to monsters who test the mettle of men in combat to seek him out, alongside his brothers
>His wife is a Werewolf he bested in single combat bare-handed, going so far as to mating press her into the fucking dirt where they fought
>TFW Ares gets off on men and monsters fighting and fucking so there's no shortage of heroes for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930722
This is a non issue and we both know it. Mgs can sense when a man is taken and if they feel that strongly harems are a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930745
I wouldn't mind being old as long as I was healthy. I could find a Satyros that likes /fit/ guys and get mamonomana'd into a musclebound old badass that drinks strong spirits and pounds a sexy goat lady every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930745
You get a younger version of your current body. But it remembers your "life" genetically.for example, if you had the the mups or got vaccinated you get the immunity but not the scars, that come with the disease /shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930782
I want an oppai loli Satyros that keeps offering me non-alchoholic wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930787
Hopefully I get a nice strong monster to protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930788
>spoiler
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930793
Hey, sparkling wine is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930788
Intoxication fruit wine makes you drunk without the negative consequences. It'll corrupt you into an Incubus eventually though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930750
Not true, most MGs will leave you alone but there's is such thing as love at first sight in the setting, and they WILL try to make you "fall" for them.. If the Mg falls for is a seduction type ratter than a rape type it would be incredibly hard to resist it, and supposing you fail, BAM eternity without love. I don't know about you anon but I'm not confident in resisting the corruption power capable of making the most pious of men fall, so i would ratter not take the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930795
Sparkling wine is champagne. You're drinking carbonated fruit juice,

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930797
Oh yeah.
So that's how Oni get through pregnancies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930804
And its delicious.
I like the dryer wines bu nothing beats fruit juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930797
>Intoxication fruit wine makes you drunk without the negative consequences. It'll corrupt you into an Incubus eventually though.
I completely forgot about that, time to reread the world guides I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930745
>Old Anon is isekai'd into MGE
>He spent his whole youth dreaming of this
>Nowadays he can't even dream because of his Alzheimer's disease
>A few hours later he gets taken in by an Alice
>She slowly heals and rejuvenate him over months
>She has a hard time holding back her tears when he finally remembers her name

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930678
Im not defending NTR, its just common sense. If you are going to subject yourself to a particular set of laws, then you have to get something in return, otherwise is a bad deal. For example I never plan to kill my sister, but I still would not willingly submit myself to a special law that said if I killed her I would be executed by being dissolved slowly in acid. I would have to get something in return.

In a similar way, I would never cheat on my waifu willingly, but I still would not subject myself to laws that had the penalty for doing that, what possibly is the worst possible fate in MGE. I would have to get something out of it and subjecting myself to that law without anything worth it in return, would be making a bad deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929741
Which one of these best suites a chaotic good alignment? Im feeling Hel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17929741
So I can get a Valkyrie bodyguard waifu by doing lots of match making? Because I think I would love to do match making in MGE. Sadly, the settings states that the reward Eros gives are Cupids and Houris, no mention of Valkyries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930841
I forgot about the Fallen God. I think he fits chaotic good the bets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930841
>Hel
>Chaotic Good
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930788
>telling monstergirls they're too young to drink and giving them the dick afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930800
No. If the mg actually /loves/ the man like that, then Eros the goddess of /love/ isn't going to be pissed about it. Nothing about the entry implies she has a thing against harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930843
Kc mentions that there are Eros Valkyries as well, they are different from the ones we have profiles of tho.

[Anonymous No.]

There is actually a loophole that you can use to get a Valkyrie without being a hero. This is because Valkyries born from monster Valkyries are monsters and are never in contact with the original voice of the gods which command them to go for heroes, outside of the Fallen God. So if you go to a Fallen God Church and state to the Dark Priest your desire for a Valkyrie, it is likely the Fallen God will direct one of the natural born monster Valkyries to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930800
Not him, but I think if you still love your wife even after being raped by another monster, then Eros has no problem with it. I think Eros' doctrine refers to willingly cheating on your wife with another woman because you don't really care about her. That's most likely the "betrayal" her description is talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930837
You do. The very pages of her entry talk about how she blesses faithful couple with happiness. Sure it's vague as all hell but it's literally right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930843
KC said all the gods have Valkyrie and that they aren’t restricted to any one religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930800
Love (not Eros, but Love Itself) is the supreme power in MGE. I honestly don't think the curse is really eternal, if you feel enough Love for your waifu, it can likely be broken. It is after all the supreme force in MGEverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930854
Would be nice.
Especially teaching her how to use her 'wine-skins'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17928205
>The Great Wurm Detective

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930855
She is not going to be pissed at the MG, but what about the anon who fell to her charms? He is cheating on his wife and that would warrant punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930866
>Eros Valkyrie
>Hathor Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930876
>"C is for Crook!"
>"Aha! I knew it was old woman Jenny!"
>"A is for Alcoholic addiction from depression..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930864
it just mentions cheating it doesn't state the reason, that's why the anon in the scenario is being seduced.
>>17930873
I think there might be some hyperbole but I'm not willing to take any chances. I would still be cursed after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930880
>Thick/strongfat valkryie with chocolate skin and a strong sense of justice.

Must impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930865
All MGs give you happiness. It is not equivalent for the huge punishment recieved for breaking her rules. It is still a bad deal. As far as it is known, if you are unmarried, she won't even give you a waifu, you have to make merits and then she will give you a Cupid or Houri. Which is not great if you are not fond of these MGs.

In comparison the Fallen God gives you a Dark Ange/Priest l just by eating a Corruption Fruit. Possibly even a Valkyrie if you want it and she issues no known punishments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930888
Its not hyperbole, KC said that "love trumps all" is "the spirit" of MGE. All other rules in the settings flow from it. Still yeah, don't take the chance. The curse might not be eternal, but it will still be horrible as fuck. Imagine finally seeing your waifu and being rejected by her, that is a blow that would wreck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930892
Just imagine a Valkyrie giving an inspiring speech to her troop like, I dunno Satsuki from Kill la Kill.

Except it's all about big breasts and Milk. And smothering your husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930847
I wonder what id have to do to be a hero to the fallen god? Convince my fellow men to live a obscene and sex filled life? Basically Eros but instead of emotions its straight up lust. I wonder what her heroes aesthetic looks like? Obviously darker colors but probably some BDSM straps and other kinky accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930877
I think you're thinking to hard about this. It's a porn setting that intentionally has very few rules. The simple answer is probably that if it was actually out of your control she's fine and if you have in then it's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930905
Lead human women into transforming themselves into monstergirls I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930904
A cute.
Wife material right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930800
Love at first sight applies to your “true love.”
Eros is literally the easiest mode “just don’t cheat dumbass” conduct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930902
Oh I agree with you, I meant that the curse might be exaggerated, not the love part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930905
Probably converting serious hard working celibate people into hedonists that only live for the sake of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930917
As long as I can speech check them into transforming themselves and dont have to "force" them. Helping human women who like anons, who like monsters, become that monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930894
>It is not equivalent for the huge punishment recieved for breaking her rules.
I don't see how you can say this with how little information we have. We have like two vague sentences about atmospheres of love. It could very well be that couples of Eros enjoy themselves more than others
And I imagine if you actually worship Eros in the first place you're going to like Cupid's and horhis who embody her teachings

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930938
speech check them with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

Where are you guys getting that Eros will only punish those who follow her? Can someone re post the pages

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930951
I mean it would be kind of a dick thing to punish people who DONT worship you right? Even the Order isn't that bad right?
But on the wiki in the extra info it talks about her punishing her adherents if they commits infidelity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930946
>>17930946
The problem is, I don't like Houris and Cupids anon. I am a warrior girl type of guy, Jinkos, Minotaurs, etc. So at least to me, submitting to those laws does not offset the huge price to pay for breaking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930894
Eros specially covers romantic love. Remember that, for MGs, sex/lust is their primary expression of love for their husband.
Eros is for those who want to get more in on the intimate side of things, closer bonding beyond sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930951
>>17930966
Actually wait im sorry, apparently she does punish those if the crime they commited was heinous enough regardless of affiliation. That's a scary thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930983
You can’t run from heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930966
That's....sort of what details do tight? Taking care of their domains? I mean ares supposedly covers all war, hel all death, posiden all ocean stuff, so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930996
Poseidon doesn't cover all ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930947
"See how big it is? Wasn't always like that. Monmana baby you should check it out. Now all im saying is you monsterize yourself and your man gets one of these and you get to live longer too. Shit is amazing trust me on this" the Fallen Hero explains to a dumbfounded human woman.
>"Ok where do I sign up?" The woman replys after a couple minutes of staring.
>A soft voice speaks to the hero "Nice" is all it says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930983
It says she punishes those who worship her. So its assumed that she doesn't punishes those who don't, it would not makes sense otherwise. I mean bicorn Harems are a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else ever think about how you can fuck a manticore's tail while she's giving birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17931014
Eros is not anti-harem.
Read the Houri profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17930996
Well she covers only a certain type of love. Classical, pure, mushy love. I imagine a anon with a different definition of "love" is covered from her wrath. Its the ones that "commit" themselves to a single girl and a traditional marriage if anon cheats he needs to be punished.

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>>17929959
It would be beyond compare. I would repay her for the meal with generous ear scratches and tummy rubs.

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>>17929898
Can we get a girl for sad sacks of shit like me that likes depressing late 90s - early 2000s Nu Metal?

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>>17929898
French Wight. Id be new to metal as well and would love to her say "Now lick it" in a french accent.

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>>17931025
Yes but the premise of the bicorn harem is you cheating on the unicorn you marry. If she punished all cheating that wouldn't be possible.

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>>17931106
You get a Wisp that has an ipod full of pirated Korn songs.

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>>17931026
She can't really punish those who don't worship her. Like you said she isn't the incarnation of love so her powers are limited. Gods are not omnipotent in this setting, if they were nothing would stop the chief god from putting curses on all humans who marry monsters.

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>>17931150
You know what, I'm okay with that.

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Reminder that selling paladin-chans Mino-milk as a 'muscle' builder is no good!

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>>17931169
I prefer the ol' "Ushi-Oni blood in the camp canteen" approach.

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>>17929898
>metal
Give me a monster girl that likes post-rock then we can talk.

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>>17931175
>post-rock
you dont get a girl

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>>17931172
>Ushi Blackguards
Is this a good or bad thing?

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>>17931191
Penis says "yes."

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>>17931191
Depends, how do you feel about jaded ex-paladin-chans with an urge to rape but also a drive to do justice.

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>>17931200
Yes please.

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>>17931172
how do you even get the blood?

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With a Pharaoh should I take my chances on the slave market or should I try and come to her?

Or do I write her a nice letter?

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>>17931188
I just want a girl to lay around listening to If These Trees Could Talk with, is that too much to ask? The answer is obviously yes.

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All this talk about goddesses got me wondering: can a man be the hero of multiple goddesses?
>martial artist anon becomes such a famous fighter that he builds a coliseum where men and monsters can come to fight each other, hone their skills, and hopefully find love
>many of the monster girls who come looking for a strong partner also want to bear strong children for their future husbands, so anon has a part of the coliseum's bazaar devoted to fertility enhancers, hathorite products, and other essentials for would-be warrior mothers
>Ares is impressed by the number of fighters anon has managed to gather in one place and the spectacular battles between competitor,
so she blesses the area as her place of worship
>Eros loves that anon basically set up a giant matchmaking service, so she sends some of her paladins to train fighters to get the girls of their dreams
>Hathor is pleased that so many monsters are preparing themselves to birth many strong and healthy babies with the stuff from anon's bazaar,
she has her devotees set up the coliseum with high quality hathor products and teach women exercises they can do while pregnant so they can get right back to fighting after giving birth
>one day, Anon decides to step out into the arena himself and finds in front of him a monster girl blessed by the three with a strongfat body made for fighting and breeding, her heart pounding from her overwhelming love for the man before her

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>>17931230
You fill out the appropriate application for waifuing in triplicate, submit it to the Anubis on duty, and wait 4-6 weeks for processing.

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>>17931230
What would you write to her?

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>>17931246
>"my love for you is like a truck would you like to making fuck?"

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>>17931215
Just be careful when they take you to the Keep of the Black Arachnid

There will be a lot of grumpy, muscled ushis walking about the keep, and on the walls.

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One day I'm going to beat down a god with a party of Lims.

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>>17931169
>ywn be a Paladin-chan's young squire
>ywn cook her meals to keep her strength up using ingredients like prisoner fruit and Hathor milk you unwittingly bought
>ywn watch as your Paladin-chan gradually gets lewder, both physically and mentally, day by day

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>>17931246
"Cleopatra was an inside job"

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>>17931242
I'll make sure my handwriting is as neat as possible.
>>17931246
>Dear Ms Pharaoh
>I don't know if you're looking for a husband, but please consider me, I have always wanted a Pharaoh for a wife and I think maybe you would like me. If we meet I think we'll know instantly if we were made for each other.
>Yours, Anon.

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>>17931268
How would getting a party of lims affect things, actually? It wouldn't end up a traditional RPG party since some lims can even summon monsters, and one has an actual army. It'd probably end up turning into something like Dynasty Warriors.

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>>17931269
Anon no.
Bad.

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>>17931230
Your best odds are actually to go Indiana Jonesing into some ancient desert ruins.
If you awaken them from their eternal slumber, that's an instant win.

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>>17931289
It could, and it will with what I have in mind.

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>>17931300
You actually have something in mind? Do share.

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>>17931230
Aren't pharaohs like snow white but with sand and brown? Just got exploring and find one thats asleep and make her woke.

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What’s the best momster for having uncannily enormous boobs while also timidly trying to hide/repress her lust for sonnu?

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>>17931305
In time.

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>>17931298
I'm not exactly in the best condition for it, but maybe I can bungle my way through.
>>17931312
>Pharaoh singing "Someday my Prince Will Come"

How cute. And the Apophis is the evil Queen.

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>>17931321
You fucking tease

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>>17931339
It's no fun if everything is revealed from the start.

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>>17931298
>>17931312
Yeah well the problem with that is everything ELSE in those ruins that hasn't seen a dick in a good thousand years. Good luck getting the world's thirstiest Sphinx off your trail.