Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The nightmare begins anew.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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>>17931389
It's cuddlebug season

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Kikis are olev

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Remember anon, they appreciate you no matter what.

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Give up if you're not Silent_II levels, or get a Titania.

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>>17931395
Would breed lovingly.

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>>17931389
>no comfy Thanksgiving theme for the thread
>no pictures of Turky Harpies being cute
>instead go with spooky theme
Ok. That’s fine. This is fine.

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i need mofu right now, i am disgruntled

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>>17931417
I'd like a Titania.

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>>17931417
You can't make me.

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>>17931424
But thats Thursday.
>>17931417
Gimma dat moonlight Titania. Please.
>>17931428

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>>17931424
It isn't even Turkey day yet.

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>>17931439
Did you save that shit on a solar calculator or something? Jesus.

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>>17931424
I still have time to prep the birb.
>No meaty jub jub asking why her husband is spoiling her so much more than normal.

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Eros is the worst god. I ratter follow the Order than her, At least then I can go all DEUS VULT.

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>>17931424
Lock up your Thanksgiving meat for a few more days

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>>17931475
This post is a mess to the point where I wonder if you're not just false flagging.
Surely the Order can do better than this.

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>>17931475
>not going EROS SNACKBAR

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>>17931484
>Husband walks in on his Wendigo waifu and daughterfu gnawing on a frozen turkey.
>The decoy turkey.
Always have to be one step ahead of these girls.

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>>17931499
What is the outcome here? Obviously those aren't real bombs. Does everyone in the radius including herself get all lovey dovey? Eros is crazy.

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>>17931515
The traditional MG explosive payload is Dark Matter. Nothing gets the love goin' quite like that.

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>>17931504
>catch Wendifu sneaking off to eat the turkey
>take a photo of her face as soon as she realizes she bit into the decoy made of tofu
>use said photo for blackmail purposes

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>>17931515
>>17931524
Yeeeep. Dark Matter is the explosive of choice for the radical adherents of Eros.

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>>17931269
>"Squire, stop slacking off. Laziness is a sin in which the demonic forces use to manipulate you"
>"Boy, help me with my armor, It's not fitting right, and when you're done make more of that fruit and milk dessert you're so good at making"
>"I'm too tired to bathe myself. Get in with me and do it"
>"Of course this is a good plan. We're near monster territory. By dressing so provokingly and asking suspicious women to fornicate with you, the ones that are monsters in disguise will drop it and I'll attack them, and those that are simply human overfilling with lust I can arrest. Now start acting like a tart, I'll watch from my hiding spot"
>"Come on, get undressed. By learning more about the male body, I can anticipate what those things will do to it. So just let me examine it"
>"See? Oral sex on a female partner is not listed under fornication in the Codes. Now get to it so I can concentrate on my duty"
>"Ahhhhhhh~. You've been a bad squire. Going around with such a handsome face, kissable lips, seductive attitude, and a virile cock. You're trying to be a playboy, aren't you? I'll have to rape you until you learn your lesson"

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How would a Holst react to her love interest liking butts over boobs

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I want to be sandwiched between a Tall Kej and a tall Wock while sitting down on a crowded train.

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>>17931539
All humans get transformed into incubus or monsters. That is pretty radical. Thats almost fallen god territory of corruption.

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>monstergirl keeping her animal counterparts as pets
is this weird or not?

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>>17931560
>Holst
>Posts Doraph

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>>17931594
I think it's cute. Fertility rates for Monster girls are low so having her own "little baby" would allow her maternal instincts to have an outlet.

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>>17931596
he was talking about butts so he posted butt

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>>17931594
I kinda like it

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>ywn be bribed into staring in weird porn things for monsters as they come to earth
>ywn be part of the spiritual successor site to legs japan

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>you will never be an agent/spy for the radical faction

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I want Barb to lewd her so bad.

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>>17931560
Holstaurs have naturally great butts as well so it's fine.
>>17931594
I think it'd be pretty cute.

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>>17931417
Firstly, Silent lost his fucking mind so he's not a good example.
Secondly, you're thinking of Leanan Sidhes.

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>>17931629
shes a cute one

me too anon

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>>17931629
>>17931654
What even is one of her?

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>>17931594
I think its really cute! Though some girls would probably have way better pets than others. It'd also be risky if you were the one who ended up actually taking care of the pet for them and it ended up monsterizing.

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>>17931692
Displacer Beast from D&D.

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We know that brown mamano favor white men and consider themselves to the only ones capable of handling them, but what about brown men? What kind of mamano favors brown boys?

Also, what are some examples of each? For brown mamano I can think of Salamander, Gandharva, Pharoah, Anubis, and Jabberwoch.

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>>17931714
>What kind of mamano favors brown boys?
None of them

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>>17931594
>spinster cat lady's cat monsterize and bring mama a man.

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>>17931417
Why are you so fixated on wanting people to stop?

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>>17931417
didn't that guy go crazy or something?

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>>17931726
>>17931714
>Discussing mg preferences in appearances.
I feel like this is one of the stupidest least productive discussions to have seeing how appearance is the last thing a mg looks fpr in her mate.

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>>17931629
It'd be real weird to wife one.
The first time she rapes you feel an invisible force pressing down on you while you watch her thrusting her hips at nothing four feet away.
Every time you try to tilt your head and get a better look she forces your face upwards to observe your confused expression as you stare into emptiness.

It'd be cute to have her nudge you with her tentacles to point you in the right direction.

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>>17931729
He's either a bitter faggot, or he has stupidly high standards for amateur writefagging.
>>17931734
He did. He deleted his entire pastebin and sent rambling nonsense replies to anyone who asked him why. The jurys still out on whether he just went nuts due to drug use or got bored but is too much of a dick to give a reason for the deletions.

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>>17931714
None of them, neither white men. Appearance is the last thing in a MG's list. Im not even sure it factors in, even when there are multiple men to choose from, there is a strong implication compatibility with the guy and how much the guy desires her are the determining factors to "strike her fancy"

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>>17931752
I only brought it up since I thought it was the logical conclusion to an earlier conversation.

But if appearance is the last thing a mamano looks for in a mate, what's the first thing? And if the first thing is a dick, what's the second thing?

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>>17931752
But Anon, mgs do care about appearance. the appearance of your dick.

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>>17931765
Can it be both?

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>>17931765
>Drug use
Where did you come up with that?
Dude probably got a real gf and left this miserable place for good.

Not like he could do anything better than fapfics by the end anyway. He dropped that horror element altogether, so his later work hardly stood out.

RS had more character driven stuff, and ELS had a much better grasp of MGE. Silent just had good proofreading in the end.

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>>17931752
Agree. I can even see some MGs raising their eyebrows to this conversation and be like "Why aren't they talking about how hard they want us to rape them?" Then a Succubus making a joke what whatever the color is everything is going to end up looking white at the end. With the "asexual" Hinezumi showing repugnance at the joke, as the Jinko gropes her and tells her she will just needs to get hosed in front of a man and have her brains fucked out.

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>>17931780
Either compatibility or how much the guy wants to fuck her. Seems MGs can sort off sense through the spirit energy if a man is compatible with her or not, and compatibility seems to be influenced a lot by how much the guy wants to fuck her or not.

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If there is let's say 50 guys and just 1 MG I could see the MG using appearance to sort out who she wants to marry/have sex with. Just because she has no way of sorting them all out and she just use the last important factor to choose one.

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>>17931765
>Not having high standards

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>>17931871
>Having high standards in writing when everyone here is an amateur for the most part
You're just being a dick armchair critic at this point.

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>>17931876
I can't be the only one who can't get wood without a convoluted and contrived pretext for sex.

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>>17931862
I'd like to think she can sort them out by sniffing their fetishes.

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>>17931862
fuck them all and let god sort them out

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>>17931543
That's the stuff.

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>>17931560
Tsun, shortstack cows are for cuddling.

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>>17931499
Paladin Airlines getting Lockerbie'd when?

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>>17931950
SOON

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Undead kingdoms are the best, bet there's a lot of good places to go on a date to. Or just stay indoors in a luxurious house with a nice view over the city or the landscape, and do tons of lewd stuff, that works too.

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Which monstergirls would be the best Can-Can girls?

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>>17931994
Apsara

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>>17931950

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>>17931994
Rabbit Can-Cans.

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Any hellhound greentexts? Do we have a paste in for all the greentexts?

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>>17932031
I too am interested in this.

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YBA never finished vengance, did he?

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>>17932062
Nope, he didn't.

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>tfw no oni-chan to take you to the batting cages

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>>17932078
>My onimotou can't be this thin

She needs to start bulkan and lifting if she really wants to knock it out of the park.

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>posting the shit writers collection.

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>>17932078
>Oni
>Those scrawny arms
Cosplayer.

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>>17932093
Gee I wonder what site's shill could be behind this post.

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Do you think MInos are the only brown cows Or brown Holsts and Hakus are just rare?

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>>17932083
>>17932099
Size is deceptive. Even at that age, she benchpresses 5plates for reps.

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>>17932093
Why are they shit?
Or is it one of those "they just are" things?

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>>17932105
She needs more muscle and bulk!
I she needs to be big like bartender oni!

>>17932102
Brown Holsts and Hakus are probably uncommon but not rare.

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>>17932093
What the fuck are you even talking about.

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I want an alp that dresses like a greaser to peer pressure me into marriage like it was a drug.
She also needs to say daddy-o

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>>17932116
I think he's talking about>>17932062

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>>17932113
Anon, I'm pretty sure that IS bartender oni.

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>>17932129
I know thats bartender oni, I'm talking about the string bean from earlier.

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>>17932001
>0% chance of joining the Mile High Club
>50% chance of getting blown out of the sky
>100% chance of the in-flight service consisting only of shitty peanuts and water.

Paladin Airlines: Comfort fit for a God.

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>>17932126
>calling me shit
that's not very nice

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>>17932129
That Oni needs to be hooked up to a milking machine.

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>>17932178
Just give her a child.

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>>17932178
I want to give her holst milk!

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>>17932129
>be super busty
>be super muscular
>muscles push them out and up making them seem even bigger
She probably can't see her feet

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>>17932206
Silly anon, that's what mirrors are for.
Also, super busty, super muscled girls are cute, just ask office jinko.

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>>17932126
But Klaus, Lose, Peter, and ThunderBrother are all above average in skill? I guess the only people you could consider average at best and absolute dog shit at worst is Beast and Alp, at least IMO.

I could name a few writers who're absolutely gobshit compared to them though.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even proud lizardmen need heat to stay warm during winter.

Don't be surprised if they're more sluggish in combat or demand temporary sleeping arrangements that let them share heat with you.

Fun fact, more lizardmen get married during winter than any other part of the year.

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>>17932247
While their husbands bully them with vidya, no doubt.

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>>17932247
Fuck you bud I'mma burn everything down if it stops MacReady.

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>>17932257
Yep.
Unless a home is properly heated or they are kept particularly comfy, they may be even slower than normal during the dead of winter....although payback during summer is a certainty.

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What is with the massive increase in off topic images - especially ones unrelated to the post itself - in the past few months?

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Whitest christmas for my vampire!

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We'll be unable to do these without net neutrality, we need to stop The FCC to save our waifus

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>>17932268
People need to start reminding newfags to not do that, again.

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>>17932268
Newfags

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>>17932272
not that Im not with you, but there is a time and place for things, and
this isn't it

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>>17932247
Sharing warmth with lizards and undead in cold weather is romantic.

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I still prefer the original.

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>>17932292
Anon, you posted the exploitable.
The one about handholding is the original.

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I wish there was more military themed MG art

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>>17931543
Too lewd, but still want. Wonder if the other Paladin-chans would notice the changes
>"Hey, any of you think there's something...different about Sister Gloria?"
>"Hmm, she has been looking more beautiful lately, but I just figured it was the Chief God's blessing."
>"She's been spending a lot more time with her squire too. He looks so exhausted. I hope she isn't working him too hard."
>"Makes me want to take a day off with my squire to make sure he doesn't get worn out like Gloria's. Maybe take him to that market Anon is always bringing food back from. Must be good stuff."

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Are there back ups for Silent's stories? Just found out he deleted everything.

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>>17931417
The man's female characters were all anime archetypes and all his male characters were the exact same person and all he could do was T&A. Why y'all so fucking obsessed?

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>>17932296
I know.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

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Monster girls try to protect their husbands from harm right? How would they react if you suddenly cried out in pain from getting soap in your eye?

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>>17932365
I have no idea why, but I associate ABBA with Alps.

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>>17932365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

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>>17932125
I'm gonna ruffle a greaser alp's slicked back hair.

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>>17932178
Why buy one when YOU can be her milking machine? It'd probably be an amazing arm workout.

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>>17932419
Look at the size of those sake jugs!

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>>17932425
And they're probably full to bursting. Hop to it, anon. Time to feel the burn!

After a solid hour of fucking her titanic tits first, of course.

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>>17932445
Do you think Oni skulk around bars looking for cute gaijin tourists to seduce?
Just imagine accepting a drink from a nice lady with a spectacular rack and waking up five hours later tied to a bed with those enormous fuckbags wrapped around your dick and a smug Oni grinning at you.
The second she realizes you're awake she'll start pumping.

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What are the canon fighter/warrior type mamano?

So far all I can think of a Jinkos and Salamanders.

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>>17932467
Lizardmen, Amazon, Elf i guess? Grizzly wouldn't hurt. Oh, and Dhampir.

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>>17932467
Hinezume is a speed fighter class, focusing more on quick hits and dodging in comparison to a Jinko's bulk and more grapple-based fighting.

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>>17932467
Fun fact: Anubi have swords but nobody seems to remember that.
They'd make excellent spellswords due to their high magic stats.

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>>17932302
Me too
Also I want an autistic weightlifter mg to aggressively flex at me and then drag me to the showers

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>>17932445
I'm gonna need help milking those tanks. Time to start making daughterus

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>>17932477
Does their inner weebiness allow them to spec into bushido for their secondary role? A counter-strike with the properly infused sword would hit like a dump truck.

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>>17932510
>Bushido
No. She should be a STR and INT build.
Imagine an Anubis with a fit body, glorious tanned skin, a light layer of sweat, and a sword wreathed in lightning as she trains, not knowing you're watching her from around a corner like a lovestruck pupper.

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Big oni tiddies were made to be hugged

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>>17932527
Too damn big.

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>>17932521
>STR and INT with Sorcery
>Not DEX and END with Pyromancy
Hope she likes getting backstabbed.

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>>17932527
>Huge nerdy Oni lady
My pants can't contain my dick right now

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>>17932532
>Dex builds
Those are for fags and weeaboos who like the idea of having paper defenses and using KUTANAHS.
Besides, from the looks of things, the Anubis' sword is a broadsword of sorts.

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>>17932521
Anon, I think you and I are in two different sets of class & stat creation. I'm looking at this one since Anubis' default outfit is literally the female Spell Fencer outfit.

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>>17932543
That and the wizard class from the sequel were always fun to mess around with

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>>17932540
>Katanas
>Not Straight Swords
>Not Spears
>Not Knives
Scrub.
Strength means nothing if it can't stop someone from rolling behind them and stabbing them in the back.

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>All this discussion involving Anubi with different builds
It'd be very disappointing if this just yields a profile clone.

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>>17932543
That's fine too.
Personally I'd prefer Faris' Mystic Knight outfit from FF5.

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>>17932551
Spellsword Anubis.
Athletic body.
Belly Dancer outfit.
Big Pony tail.
Thong for least amount of movement inhibiting undergarments.

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>>17932540
>broadsword
Would've been cool if KC did something like a khopesh or an axe to make it more Egyptian.

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>>17932467
Dulahens in addition to what others have said. Also depending on what you mean by warrior type, ogre, oni, orcs, and goblins as well

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>>17932575
Yes. A nice Bronze sword.

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>>17932550
>Ignoring the Great Scythe

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>>17932575
I'd like a game à la Dark Souls, with semi-realistic combat, but set in different timezones. That's something I really liked with these games, weapons were unique.
Halberds FTW though.

>>17932550
I remember when a DEX guy invaded me. Two hits with my sword and he died.

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>>17932585
>Using any Scythe outside of BB or Demon Sould
>Excluding Friede's, because that was pretty cool, honestly
Scrub

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>>17932551
Just imagine anon, an Anubis in a bellydancing outfit dodging through the battlefield with a Demon Silver spear.
With Shantae's body type and a flirty personality.
Just imagine her running you through and giving you the bedroom eyes while licking the shaft of her spear.

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>>17932593
Literally the best dex weapon in the game, and one of the highest dps weapons as well.

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>>17932602
Highest DPS, but Silver Straight Sword will always be the best in my heart.

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>>17932602
>Best Dex weapon
>When Chaos blade exists
I want a yandere cursed sword to chip away a little of my life when I swing her.

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>>17932593
>BB
>Using anything that isn't the Cleaver

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>>17932585
>Wanting to add a fucking scythe to a list of respectable DEX weapons.
It's the ultimate edgelord bullshit dude. A fucking scythe.

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>plebs in that general who don't even use polearms
PHALANX FOR THE WIN

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>>17932611
>Not using the Blades of Mercy
>Not using the Burial Blade
>Not using the Rakuyo
>Using the fucking starting meme weapon
>NOT USING THE HOLY MOONLIGHT SWORD, AND BLAMING PEOPLE WITH MAGICAL SWORD SWINGS

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>>17932493
>tfw just ordered an AR15
I wish I had an MG to go shoot with

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>>17932612
>Doesn't understand obvious Dark Souls references

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>>17932618
You were at my side, all along...
My true mentor...

My guiding moonlight!

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>>17932633
What the fuck do you think I was referencing dipshit? Scythes aren't respectable weapons regardless of numbers.
Powerful but not respectable.

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>>17932618
>Rakuyo
>Using edgy vampire trash
WHEEL FOR LIFE

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>>17932078
malnousished oni with club: i am growing stronger

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>>17932636
>No living weapon will help pull you out of a berserk state and help you regain your sanity
>No awesome music will play out as your phase 2 begins

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>>17932600
>an Anubis that has to act as a bellydancer/faux-courtesan for infiltration missions
>she absolutely detests the revealing outfits and feels much more at home in her full armour
>the Pharaoh knows this and still insists that she's the best spy the kingdom has
>the Anubis begrudgingly accepts her fate
Can't go against the will of her ruler, after all.

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>>17932621
That is a surprisingly genki-looking, and busty-looking, mantis. What is she contemplating with those pantsu?

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>>17932638
>Respect
>Worth shit

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>>17932645
>Eventually she's forced into a fight while still in her disguise.
>Her opponent is a foreigner with pale white skin.
>Through the battle she starts feeling a thrill she's never felt before, and when she finally manages to disable him by sticking him with her Demon Silver spear she's panting and feel an odd tingling down below.
>And then she shoves him down, strips him and tells him that what happens next is all his fault since he got her all worked up.
>And then that one Shantae gif happens, but with an absurdly aroused Anubis.
>You know the one.

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>>17932241
Some of it is preferance.
Take grigory or that incubus guy for example, they may type more coherently than beast, but I prefer the roulette much more.

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>>17932668
I don't
Post it

In omgur if you must

[Anonymous No.]

So with that thing last thread, what do you guys think about polymorphing?
Disquised monsters and stuff.

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>>17932676
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eLPykYMkiZo/VbP_4kFtSXI/AAAAAAAABq4/zykgv4La-pk/s1600/gm3_3.gif
Original source so it's got best res.

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>>17932668
>>17932678
Ha. Thought it would be that gif where she holds the lamp and shake her hips.

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>>17932678
>>17932683
https://files.catbox.moe/sc2o8l.gif I was thinking about this one myself

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>>17932636

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>>17932689
>anal with Shantae
Unf.

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>>17932689
My god that ass is springy

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>>17932683
Nah man, you're getting your balls drained dry.
Hope you're ready to be the father of the spymaster's daughters.

>>17932689
No one's saying you can't have both anon. It's just the first one works well for her raping you after beating you in combat.

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>>17932702
I'm more of a stewardship guy, but I'll try to add my intrigue to my wife.

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>>17932669
Incubus guy?

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>>17932707
>Stewardship
Not a bad choice considering the fertility bonus.

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>>17932454
>five hours later
That seems like a long time to wait for a guy to wake up with your tits wrapped around his dick, what if by the time you wake up she's fallen asleep and is currently using her boobs as pillows?

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>>17932702
>you become the object of affection of a dangerous, yet elegant Anubis
>whenever she's not on her missions, she's trailing your every move
>she leaves elaborate poems and letters on your pillow at night, proclaiming her love for you
>you don't like thinking about what would happen if someone ever crossed you
>much less if anyone ever marred what she calls your "moonlight skin"

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>>17932731
Then it's time to wake her up with some semi-drunken tittyfucking. Grab a heafty handful of those meaty mounds and start pumping .Then cum balls-deep in those massive mammaries wait for the smell and feel of semen oozing over her chest rouses her , and try not to laugh when her face is partly plastered in cum after lifting her head up.

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>>17932733
But my skin is tan and swarthy.

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>>17932748
Whoa, where'd you get that new Mizone? It's not up on the panda.

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>>17932748
Why does such good art have to be wasted on Empoleon cunts?

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>>17932760
There's a, easy way to fix that.

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>>17932748
Nice.

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>>17932711
The guy on fanfiction.net that has a story this super incubus that goes on murderprees because he can

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>>17931389
Friends, how do I search for stories with specific monstergirls?

There is a heartwarming Manticore story I've been struggling to find.

[Anonymous No.]

Tony elves are for ______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932791
What the fuck is a Tony elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932791
Spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932794
An elf drawn by Tony you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932787
Here
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932808
Ah. Okay.
Rough impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932791
insert sameface pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932817
You have my thanks and appreciation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932791
>>17932808
Man, look at those big, molestable knife ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932750
How destroyed would my pelvis be if I called her cute with cum all over her face and tits but also a drool trail out of the corner of her mouth going down the side of her face and onto her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932817
Oh no, now my shame is on display for the whole world to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932767
>Empoleon
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932836
You could slice bread with those things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932241
>abolute dogshit
Gosh golly gee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932864
Are you Alp or Beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932894
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932903
Can you repeat that in a full sentence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932914
Oh, sure. Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932919
Thank you, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932925
You're welcome mysterious stranger. Also do you know those fish that shoot water from their mouths at bugs to stun them and make them fall into the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932919
Where the fuck have you been you turbo nigger. And why do people keep confusing me for you when I don't do doodles in MSpaint.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck you guys
I'm not that bad with grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932931
I just put up an update yesterday though.
>why do people keep confusing me for you when I don't do doodles in MSpaint
I don't know, our styles are nothing alike.

[Anonymous No.]

If multiple pharaohs are awake how do they decide who gets to actually be pharaoh?

What do non-ruler pharaohs do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932948
They form a council of queens and take votes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932948
There's many kingdoms out in the deserts, not just one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932947
>Nothing alike
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932948
Stake their claim somewhere else. Vagrant pharaohs are a menace.

[Anonymous No.]

Miia playing a switch from Hori

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933004
>Hori
Horikoshi, the author of Boku no Hero Academia?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933014
Anon you really reached for that one.
Midnight and Jirou > all the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932957
What if you run out of kingdoms before you run out of pharaohs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933014
Why is she pink when her shtick is just acid?

[Anonymous No.]

I think my fairies are busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933028
Midnight is the best but she's not a monster so not for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933037
Draw them a picture of Nightwing then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933038
I mean, there's nothing stopping you from making a monstergirl version of Midnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933074
Other than the fact that I can't draw a woman's softness the way Horikoshi can, I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933035
She's an alien.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932639
Oi, I like my wheel memes as much as the next man, but lay off the cainhurst cuties. The only thing the wheel boys did right was creating all those cure dullahan ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933086
She's also a nerd.
>wants to take her name from Aliens
>ends up taking the name from Doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933090
>>ends up taking the name from Doom
Oh fuck, I never noticed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933088
Cainhurst were full of fags, wheel boys did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933099
Your nerd cred has decreased. Crow Tengu will make faces at you when you pass by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933100
Girls can't be fags. Screw you man, Cainhurst Knightesses had a hard life

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933102
Well excuse me for thinking Japs didn't know or care about Doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933106
Cainhurts had an incredibly easy life, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933107
>Everyone look at this boy and laugh!
See now they're bullying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933111
Crow Tengus are social pariahs that don't have arms. Their opinions are invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933108
>gotta wake up at the wee hours of the night to clear your city of beasts
>Can't even be like the Yharnam hunters, gotta be stylish
>Get yelled at if too much blood gets on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933111
You just gotta beat em up just like any other bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933119
Vampire are unimportant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933138
You're unimportant.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the weirdest things that classify as porn in the monster world?

[Anonymous No.]

What about elf milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933141
Vampires are rude, arrogant jerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933142
Pictures of married couples holding hands while their children sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933142
The same as in ours, tile patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933143
I'd rather have Kakuen milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933144
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933120
Don't spank the tengu.

Ask another tengu to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933151
They treat their husbands and disposable blood bags until they turn into Incubi. Why do you think Dhampir act the way they do?

>>17933153
Spanking is a bad fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933155
McDonald too, yet everyone eat there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933159
I haven't been to a McDonald's since the 90's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933159
Anon that does nothing but prove that anyone who likes Vampires is a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933167
Hu-uh.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a very humanlike monster girl that is mostly radical-aligned yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933142
Jokes aside it would be very niche species porn such as:
A man massaging his Akaname wife's tongue
Root sucking for Mandragora's
Deep eye contact for Basilisks and monoeyes
Caretaking of a Lamia's tail right after molting
All sorts of messed up things from the chaos species
Etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933173
>massaging a tongue
That would tickle way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933172
What does "radical-aligned" mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933159
People like to pretend they hate it, but the reality is that their food is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933172
Dark Priests have pretty much turned DL propaganda into a religion, and the only thing really monstrous about them is their tail. They don't even seem to have the basic succubus wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933181
I hate Dark Priests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933181
She's kinda cute. I'd split her ass in two with pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933187
You're a very wicked man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933194
I speak the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933155
>They treat their husbands and disposable blood bags until they turn into Incubi.
You're not really using your brain there are you. How are they disposable, if they keep them around for the time it takes to incubize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933198
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933192
What a good, faithful anon you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933181
>Sister please, it isn't that kind of confession!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933143
Dark mage milk, straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933199
They just treat him as disposable, they don't actually view them as disposable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933200
Stirrup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933211
It's a proverb that I will never forget because in Civilization 4 it's read out by Leonard Nimoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933172
You could have a corruption-happy Dark Mage who uses her magic to take over small towns and turn them into monster territory.

>>17933192
Only during prayer time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933215
Dark Priests are still bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933208
How do you treat something as disposable, if you don't dispose of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933223
You treat them with the same kind of apathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933233
>Vampires treat their men with apathy
Gonna need a citation on that

[Anonymous No.]

No anon, Hori is an artist who draws a lot of wholesome stuff.

It's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933249
Read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933249
All taken from the profile
1.
>They are extremely prideful, considering themselves to be “nobility" while strongly looking down upon humans as lesser beings.
2.
>Due to the pleasure of the act of sucking and the blood itself, most of them feel a large amount of lust towards their prey directly after feeding, but as far as they are concerned copulation with a human being is a filthy act so most vampires are likely to try to control their lust.

3.
>A man who lives as their servant is infused with demonic energy every time the vampire feeds, eventually being transformed into an “incubus." Men who have become incubi will then be treated by the vampires as “nobles" the same as themselves.

Due to this, since men cease to be the “humans” that they look down on, depending on the individual, they may totally change their attitude. There are even those who start to treat their men almost like lovers, as if all the feelings for the man they had been suppressing until then had been forced to the surface. It is said that they also become unable to suppress their lust during bloodsucking, and will then have sex with the man according to their desire.

So while he is right, there's also the age-old "it gets better later"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933254
>Open profile
>ctrl F "Apath" 0 hits

Citation needed.

>>17933265
You've conveniently ignored this whole section
> Although they look down on humans; due to the influence of the Demon Lord's demonic energy, when they are looked after by the man they brought home, a powerful feeling of love wells up, and when they look at that man their body will throb badly. Since they are monsters, they won't be able to resist the urge, and eventually they'll come to desire the man both physically and emotionally.
Becoming an incubus just makes her see you as nobility like her. You can be loved and cherished without being on her "level" so to speak, by just being around her long enough.

You needn't wait an especially long time.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna pet a hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933269
Thanks for filling in my blank

[Anonymous No.]

I just bought the original two X-Com games on a sale from GOG, do Anubi know how to help me in playing them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933274
No.
But she's ready to help you vent your frustration out once you try and fail the yach mission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933278
Then what about Sim City 3000 World Edition? They understand city management, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933282
I think Caesar 3 and the other Sierra games are more up their alley. She might be distressed by the high numbers in Simcity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933271
>Anon tries to pet a Hellhound
>Gets brutally raped
>She cuddles him afterwards
>"Now you can pet me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932931
Your styles are nothing alike but your skill level is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933271
I want to stroke their wild, unkempt fur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933327
Yeah, most people just can't get to Alp's level as an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933348
>lost most of his art in a hard drive failure
I'm still mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933365
I wish I had the one with the Oomukade nurse showing a chart of a sad guy with a flaccid dick and a happy guy with a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933367
Rest in peace him and his great lemon dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933381
But I'm not dead! It's just a common cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933384
But what if it's a japanese one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933333
Don't smell your fingers once you're done least you get a whiff of her canine pheromones and enter male heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933398

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933326
That actually sounds surprisingly comfy.
Just imagine her slumping on top of you and then nuzzling you while you stroke her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933403
Spoopy. Only black dragon waifus can protect husbandos from such evils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933411
I wanna press my face into her chest fluff and feel her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17931394
I wanna molest her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17931394
>tfw you will never gently cuddle fuck a Yeti
>You will never hear her cute little moans as she embraces you
Feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Wight queen?

Sadly this isn't one of the artist's best work. Just compare it to OP's picture to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933634
Of course I would. Doesn't matter if I become her slave or if she becomes my zombie slut, I'd tap that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933634
Somehow this is lewder than the pics where a wight is giving a handjob and actually having sex.
I prefer my wights a bit more moderately chested than that but I still wouldn't say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933653
That's because Wights usually keep their classy and noble look even during sex, but in this picture she has succumbed to her monstrous nature and is masturbating as shamelessly as any mindless zombie.
Her aura is forming hearts too, how depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933665
These are butterflies.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933668
Garlic baguettes. That's something I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933668
That's a big loaf of bread for such a small monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933668
Some days, I have good ideas.
This is not one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933455
>Yeti gently locks her legs around you
>rubs your back as she drifts to sleep afterwards, softly snoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933697
Yetis need more love. They're pretty underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933687
>Anon has yet to realize that she was a size queen
>He doesn't get why mamanomana made his dick huge

[Anonymous No.]

Black Friday approaches and the Tanuki engage in profane rituals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933739
Like what?
Donating money to Charity's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933766
Like making shopping lists of gifts they're gonna buy for their men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933739
I want a large, meaty nuki that finds my families small thanksgivings enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933634
She must have caught Alraune pollen fever. Vampires who caught this disease throw their pride out of the window and rape their human bloodbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933179
McDonalds is the Harbor Freight of food. You know it’s there and when you need something cheap and you quick and not as terrible as people say, you go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933739
>Collect 15 stamps and win a free gift!

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933739
Bubblegum Tanuki sounds pretty great

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933037
bring them tiny private eye clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933839
What's the gift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933739
No! Bad Tanuki! Don’t waste your money on smoking. You’re throwing your money away and letting the other tanuki who owns the company get richer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933850
a sandvich and a can of coke

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933862
I have not drank soda in 3 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933850
Charles Atlas bodybuilding guide with a twist.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you stub your toe in a Shoggoth house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933842
I hope it kills you you fucking spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind getting into a DnD/Dark heresy game with MGs. But I don't want it to be sexual.

Speaking of-
>How do they make enemies in an RPG? Does the DM have to be careful not to have a minotaur enemy when there's a minotaur in the party? Does she have to be careful saying the word demon/them being evil, when one of the players is a demon?
>Do the MGs Play as themselves, or do they pick another species, like an elf making a dwarven berserker.
>What are the campaigns like?
>And how long until one of the players start hitting on your character/the player himself?

But in all seriousness, how annoying would it be for everyone if they constantly try to derail the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933876
>Iamnotacleverman.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933879
>replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933850
A Fallen Maidens book complete with Druella's curse at the back page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933876
probably a shoggoth crying because her master got hurt and it's all her fault
>Results in her smacking herself on the head crying out
>"STUPID MEIDO HURT MASTAH! TEKILI-LI!"

>>17933879
>Replying to a threadly shitpost.
Just ignore it. It's just a post anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933867
Oh-oh. looks like someone here will be sleeping in the dog house today~ (yeah, Tanu is that mad.)

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a Titania for art fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933739
>tfw just dropped $80 into FGO

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933917
No, there is a titania for titanias though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933933
>80 bucks in the gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933933
I'm going to be dropping twice that money on comics soon so I can't judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933933
I’m so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933939
What is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933933
>>17933939
you at least aren't into wargame miniatures and board games. shit is expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933939
>>17933944
Oh wait, “on comics.” It’s like 6 am here okay
At least you’re getting SOMETHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933944
I literally have nothing else to spend my extra income on

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933944
I like a good narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933777
>Insists on buying the food because she says she wants to be a good guest
>Buys the most expensive, high quality stuff on the market including a 55 pound turkey
>Everyone feels a little awkward because they're eating a meal worth more than their cars

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933933
I am impressed that people pay that kind of money just to get some japs to flip a couple bits on their phone.
Somewhere a tanuki weeps with joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933960
Rule #1 of family gatherings and trips.
Never ask how much it cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933933
It's okay I've probably spent $500 on GBF in total since I started playing.

[Anonymous No.]

my kiki's b-day (hatching day/corruption/i don't know) is getting closer and I've been thinking in giving her a new set of clothes. I mean she is always with that maid outfit even in casual situations. so, which one do you think suits her better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933977
If she's a masochist, go for either 9 or 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933977
I like red best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933965
Pft, the most profitable mobile game, that makes literally more than 5 millions every day, is fucking candy crush, the same bejeweled as it was 17 years ago but you need to pay for every move
At least japs make some art, story and voice-acting, candy crush has fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933965
I really hate these models,
its why I never played monster musume online,
if it was a game that you played upfront without anything else I would of.
waiting to see if that monstergirl game on steam is going to be one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933985
All these ladies make me want to set out to become shogun, miritary rurer of all Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933985
Just because the American nooks are worse doesn’t make it okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933991
Takeda Haruko, the Jinko of Kai, blocks your path!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933999
[x] Rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933982
11? Right, blood shines better in a white dress.

Still, it might be a pain to wash those stains

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933999
I spam agents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934008
White dress is cuter for merciless spanking at late night in the master's room.

>>17934010
*sends a metsuke*

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933634
>Just compare it to OP's picture to see.
But Bloodborne Dhampir is fucking rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934014
If at once you don't succeed, spam more agents

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933933
>1% rates

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934010
just 2 tails? did you found her in the bargain bin or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934024
My metsuke is just going to have fun torturing all these cute ninjas, whipping them and then fucking them hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934010
>sending a mofu ninja
>not sending a Tanuki ninja
Do you even Tokugawa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934026
>0.3% rates

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933665
>That's because Wights usually keep their classy and noble look even during sex, but in this picture she has succumbed to her monstrous nature
The way I'd prefer to see one lose her composure is a young Wight making more unintentional/involuntary lewd faces while being gently dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934034
Doesn't Puzzle & Dragons have that kind of bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934031
I begin my campaign in the Satsuma province, seeking to trade with the gaijin for their goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933965
These are the people who keep gacha games afloat. It's a small number of people spending excessive amounts of money that they profit from, whales they call them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934043
The Shimazu Salamanders of Satsuma? See to the Shoni and slay them swiftly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933990
>waiting to see if that monstergirl game on steam is going to be one of those
Of course it would m8. It's literally says "summon" on game's page. Play mofu mofu romance VN instead

>>17933975
Did you get any sexy lolis?

>>17934026
There is thanksgiving 100% 5* gacha going at the moment, like hell I'm going to pay for 1%
>tfw that jap who streamed himself wasting 5k quartz and not getting rate up 5*
>he cried while streaming
>on the next day he bought 1k more but still didn't roll his ugly nurse
Brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934052
That's a real tongue-twister! I'm stealing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934053
That's what he gets for trying to increase a fucking support NP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934059
>challenge a salamander in tongue-twisters
>your regular attendance at poetry slams and limerick contests gives you the upper hand
>you expound at length on the quantum of fibrous wooded material that a wood chuck could reasonably chuck within a given period of time if the reasonable wood chuck were given to chucking activities of this nature
>meanwhile, sally's speech slurs as she slovenly speaks about sea shells she sells by the seashore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934067
And people said Bards are no good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934053
>on the next day he bought 1k more
Whipped as fuck and to a game no less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934075
At the very least, they're all cunning linguists. That's a talent much appreciated by MGs of all stripes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934083
>cunning linguists
Gehehehe.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my maid keep saying “as you wish” after I ask her to do things? She’s not mad at me is she? She’s also started mumbling in her sleep, but I can’t make out what she says. I’m afraid I’m not being a good master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934053
Is there a word for small/flat cheated girls that make up for their lack of bust by having a terrific ass?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think Mice girls or anyone who has a animal counter-part would react to Tooth and Tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934123
My maid calls me father instead of dad. Send help, she needs to be more cute instead of mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934123
>>17934132
You gentlemen need to kys. Kiss your servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934150
But I give her kisses on the cheek everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934123
>>17934150
>This cheers the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934153
See, that's what you're doing wrong. She wants a kiss on the lips upper or lower pair, either's fine.

At this rate, you'll force your maid to take drastic action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934155
I love this look of her. She looks like she has just found a penny

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934123
She's slowly becoming a S I L L Y meido because she watches too much maid tv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934186
>Maid TV
And this is why Maidstream is the best choice for Kiki's entrainement

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934125
>Is there a word for small/flat cheated girls that make up for their lack of bust by having a terrific ass?
"Perfect"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934125
Spankable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934197
Meanwhile, on Maid TV sunday soap opera programming.
>"Master, you said you'd be back soon."
>"It's been an hour, why haven't you returned?"
>"Master? MASTER!"
>Screen fades to black as the telenovela ends and the credits roll, all the way till the end where 'No Maids nor Masters were harmed in the making of this film'.
>Meanwhile, the kiki watching the TV in her room holding a bag of popcorn and tissues on the side, while wiping her teary eye, saying "She's so brave. It's so sad, and no one deserves to have that happen to them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934217
>kiki daughter watched the movie
>she's hugging her maid plushie
>adopted mindflayer daughter doesn't understand and just stare in silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934166
But anon, my maid is my daughter. I can't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934231
What happened to the big kiki in the house then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934217
What would normal daytime programming be like? I imagine it as a medley of cooking, craft, house care, gardening, and game shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934240
Probably a lot of sales emissions to abuse naives kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934240
>Infomercials
>"For just 49,99, you can get this Cure-All-Clean-All set TOGETHER with stick, a repainted bucket, Soap, and we'll throw in a FREE featherduster. Infact, call now, and we'll drop the price to 39,99, AND give you 2, not one but TWO complete sets! So order now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934238
The kiki is adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934270
Well, you should have realized they romanticize the men they serve when you adopted her. Didn't you get the pamphlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934207
No spanking the lolis even if they do have well-sculpted asses, take your lust out on them in a more tender way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934279
Like fierce, bed breaking anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934284
What sonu could resist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934279
>No spanking the lolis
I read the words.
Individually, I understand what they mean.
But when I try to place them together, I don't understand what they mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934277
What. I didn't hear about this. Oh well, it shouldn't be long until she is pent up enough to look for another master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934288
No man could resist. If she tried to adopt a kid someone would put one in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934238
Alternative solution: he’s playing the Echidna Gacha.
>”HONEY, HONEY! The egg is hatching!”
>”Oh gosh, I wonder what it is?”
>egg starts to crack and shake
>in a flash of light, the top opens, revealing a tiny little girl with wet feathers on her arms, a tiny mop of furry hair on head and scaly little legs.
>With big blue eyes, she looks at you and mumbles “dada massha” before turning to your wife and murmuring “mama”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934311
Echidnas are wonderful creatures. And a kid that cleans up after itself is pretty nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

Does that one mouse girl with the rem hair have a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934327
I'm certain Echidnas produce only outstanding daughters as long as they do most of the parenting.
If the father were to meddle with it too much they could end up with a clingy NEET daughter if not an eternal cry baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934332
Which mouse is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934344
Girls need a good father figure too, you know.
It’s up to you to be responsible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934361
Yes, be present and responsible but do not spoil your daughters or teach them some weird human values that will cause them to grow up twisted.
It is not normal for a monster girl to avoid boys just because her father told her so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934380
That's right. Spoiling and pampering them will end up with her masturbating to thoughts of you at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934287
That doesn't sound very tender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934406
An echidna mother shouldn't have to share her husband's dick with one of her daughters. It's how she'll make the next ten daughters after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934284
Asanagi might do some fucked up doujins, but damn are his shortstacks the best. They are just begging to be repeatedly bred

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934415
Well, no, but the loli's ass will be after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934419
Marrying an Echidna and then banging one of your daughter is among the most evil things you could do
Echidnas are first and foremost lamias, especially baby crazy ones at that. If you were to impregnate her daughter she would get jealous to the point of going yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934346
Meant to quote >>17931706
The one at the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934380
I ain’t exactly a bleeding heart kinda guy, I think we’d be fine.
The real question is “can they put up with dad’s hiking trips.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934437
"Cheating" on any type of scaled girl is evil. Imagine how shit a dragon would feel in a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934447
It’s okay if it’s bigamy w/ her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934450
Eh, bygami can be okay even if it's with her rival or mother. Especially her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934452
Mother is kinda weird because it opens the question: Where is dad?
And if dad is you then that really is getting into the ultimate cucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934457
>Adopted dauther

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934457
Just have her have an adopted daughter, the same way "you" are adopted in order to have mother son incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934452
Bigamy*
Mother, aunt and wife relationships can work as well. Fucking dragon aunt would be one of the best things ever.

>>17934457
It was before the age of the current DL when he left her, so it's okay. Family oyakodon is like earing a fish sandwich with caviar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934464
So, big game of pretend?
That works, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934447
Going from being the ruler of the earth to eating out your husband's ass while he fucks your rival has to cause some severe damage to any dragon who suffers this fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934469
It's not really pretend, if the child was found at a very young age than it's basically real parenthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934464
Bootleg shit like this isn't the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934476
Only if she has't gone "mere" yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934444
Ah, I see. Can't help you there buddy, but she looks like a good Brunhilde to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934476
Imagine her face when she has to eat the cum from her rival's pussy. Poor thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934481
Imagine "doing it" with your real family members, it just doesn't work, we have an almost genetic aversion to such things. If you doing "the deed" with your doped mother the feeling of "kinkiness" is still there it's just less disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934485
A mere female lizard has already suffered plenty of damage. No need to hurt them further, though they'll enjoy themselves either way.

>>17934492
That's going too far. She'd have to challenge both her rival and her husband in the match with the winner deciding what happens in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934240
>"So, brave contestant, which door will it be?"
>"I-I, uhh..."
>Contestant is visibly shaking, eyes darting around, trying hard to ignore the roaring all-mamono audience behind him.
>"Ye~s?"
>"D-door number... 3!"
>"Show him what's behind door number 3!"
>The door opens, revealing a stylish, matte black car
>"It's a new car!"
>Contestant falls to his knees, tears of joy streaming down his face
>"BUT... there's a catch! In order to win this car, and the grand prize of twenty-five thousand dollars, you have to play..."
>Emcee turns to the crowd, signaling them to chant
>"FORCED! TO! ORGASM!"
>An Apophis slithers on stage
>Corny game show music drowns out the contestant's cries for help
Now's probably a good time to change the channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934496
Incest has always been shit for me, that's why I don't like it, adopted or not. Oyakodon most of the time doesn't even have it to begin with, you just fuck the girl and her mom, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934504
>Now's probably a good time to change the channel
What are you talking about? That's the best part!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933739
>tfw going to drop 20k plus off in the bank today

Just in time to buy everything I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934327
>>17934344
I think most people here would be a poor fit for Echidnas.
Think about it: can you say to yourself with complete sincerity that you would be happy no matter what species your daughter(s) end up being? Are you going to be okay with e.g. a Sith?
You’ve really got to be an accepting person to make a good husband for an Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if I get drunk with an oni and I use her horn as a bottle opener without asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934568
She takes it as a sign you’re good to go for another few rounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934580
What if I start rubbing her horns with my hands while also licking them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934600
“Horny” puns.
Then she literally drinks you under the table, mostly because that’s a rather convenient position for the next “round.”

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no yuge, thick Zombie that's like Frederika but without all the MGQ associated baggage, and has the intimidation factor of Space-Jins girls
>you will never plow her fat Zombie ass and titties daily until she transforms into a yuge, thick Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934685
>Space Jin zombie
N-no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934700
I never mentioned the ballbusting shit. It also doesn't help that the bodytype he draws is perfect for big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934706
I wish he'd draw girls with smaller boobs, I love the faces and the ballbusting but the tits are just too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>Regular knights have regular knight aesthetics.
>Monster knights get armor and aesthetics based on their waifus species.
Poor regular knights look like some low level mmo scrub while monster knights can marry a hellhound and get flaming pauldrons and helmet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934706
Half of the intimidation factor is due to the implication though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934716
>the tits are just too big.
Heresy

[Anonymous No.]

Who is ready to hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934716
>I love the faces and the ballbusting
>and the ballbusting
>but the tits are just too big
Lay off the gay frog water, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934732
Not with that face it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready to be a paladin and fight HERESY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934719
Hey, classic is best.
Towner Helm and full plate all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934732
Not now, I need to run around the volcano and mine for nine hours to get an ancient rusty weapon I can fix up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934738
I'm ready to be an incubus and molest a paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933876
>Implying a shog house would allow you to come to harm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934751
>Almost stub your toe
>The surface becomes like an oddly familiar soft material
>With a very distinct squish to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934700
I really love their facial expressions. I love how sharp and evil-ish they are. On tall women its just perfect.
But damnit that shitty fetish must ruin everything.
>>17934706
that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934778
I just enjoy his pictures that don’t have it yes, they exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934740
I mean you aren't wrong at all. But the added details the monsters can give you is pretty darn neat. I wonder if regular knights find monster knights to be flamboyant and annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934738
Becoming a paladin is a nice way to garner attention from some of the higher level monster girls.
That's why heroes end up with lilims and paladin-chans get corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934444
Yo, sorry this reply is a little late Q4. And Sorry to disappoint you but she's not from anything specific, she's just one of my mousefus/wives. Her name is Dellu!

Here are more pics of her and the others if you are curious https://imgur.com/a/SMZEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17931756
https://pastebin.com/bwh5aNzc

Well, gave it a shot to make them appealing to those weird, sub Anons that're here. Ten gorillion years in Microsoft Word, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934279
>No spanking the lolis
spare the rod, spoil the child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934822
>the madman actually posted something on pastebin
Even if it's just a short profile, it's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934822
>Full body hugs and a chance to fluster them
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934765
>It's so squishy in fact that you have trouble pulling it out for a moment.
>Glancing down, you see a single gold eye staring up at you as your shog's protoplasm worriedly clings to you.

She just wants to make sure you're okay, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934816
I want to sit her on my lap and feed her cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934786
there is nothing better than making evil looking women blush.
nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934816
I like her
Are you the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934940
Nope, just the guy who commissioned the pics.

>>17934921
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934948
If I wanted more of her and had money who would I ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934948
How would she react to other anons lusting after her?
I imagine most monster girls would take it as a compliment, and then redirect those anons to her single relatives/friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934960
I don't know about her but Its making ME kind of uncomfortable for some reason.

>>17934955
Hey man, you got my go ahead. Just make sure to commission pictures of the other two mouse girls as well please!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you have cosplay sex with your waifu?
You're the one cosplaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934993
as captain jack sparrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935006
As long as Michael Bolton is singing his lines from that "Lonely island" song as we do it sure. Why does my wife have a pirate fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934993

sure. no idea what I'd cosplay as though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934993
As long as she does a Satsuki cosplay for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935025
Shark girls love it when you talk dirty to them in piratelingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935034
Yarrr, I be claming yer booty for tonight! Tonight, we're sailing where the sun don't shine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934993
Oh the amount prince clothes I'd have and the armor sets too. And no, I would not wear the princess dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934921
I would spoil my mouse/mice chubby with such an act

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934973
I don't know how you feel since people only called my waifu and daughteru cute, but a man can't lie. The milf mouse is really fucking sexy, you have good taste, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935031
She better have the eyebrows to match.
Aside from onis and foxes I can't think of a species who can pull off thick eyebrows well

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935074
>Shoot, honey gimmie a sec one of the eyebrows fell off.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an extra big, extra muscled hellhound to make me her daiki.

Not because I want 'protection' but because it sounds like having such a woman use me in that way would be comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935031
Just imagine your waifu in that costume, her plump ass accentuated by the straps, her long hair flowing as she viciously rides you calling you such erotic insults that you can't help but stiffen when she calls you those things.
It'd basically turn into pic related though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935144
Why, boner? WHY?

[Anonymous No.]

I need black mgs.
>inb4 post a hellhound
Negroid mgs are where its at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935144
There would be no stopping

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935144
Oh my yes, that just sounds perfect. Especially if she has the heel sound down. Also source please?
>>17935152
Your masochism has awakened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935159
I'm not a masochist, I beat my meat to cute girls getting spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

Crinolines would be fairly fashionable in monstergirl land wouldn't they? Of course they'd be modified to allow for flexibility and better movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935159
https://exhentai.org/g/689316/fa1bdf12d1/
She's only there for two pages though, the bulk of the doujin is that sharktoothed tennis girl or Ryuko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934993
Joke's on you, my human fiancee already wants me to cosplay a regency gentleman with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>that bicorn
>that paladin
Holy shit i'm in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935178
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935144
>>17935031
I need a hellhound cosplaying as satsuki or ryuko in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935185
Harem horse a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935185
>they actually look like different members of the race
>didn't give them all their own clothing to reflect that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935176
Shit, well I'll take what I can get. Nice facesitting image too.
>>17935187
Hellhound is more Ryuko. Satsuki needs something more refined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935200
Satsuki is 100% Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933327
>Level of skill
Alp isn't even on my level and I've seen his actual doodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935200
I could see Satsuki as a Wight or like the other guy said, an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935216
>>17935220
I would have said Dragon or Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935194
I want a very muscled harem horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935185
>harlem
what?

[Anonymous No.]

My wife's tiddies are way too big. It makes it really hard to hug her. Would they get smaller if I got her to turn into a musclegirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935261
>My wife's tiddies are way too big. It makes it really hard to hug her.
get longer arms

[Anonymous No.]

If KC got arrested for having kiddie porn what would your reaction be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935288
I'd laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935288
I'd make Sabbath jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935288
Any immediate threat to KC would cause lilims to open the portals... we'd rejoice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935288
2d or 3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935341
3d
Asking cause/a/ is having a shitstorm over the mangaka of kenshin being caught with cp.

[Anonymous No.]

For a mad scientist which monstergirl would be the biggest annoyance/threat, a lilim or a dhampir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935356
Thats entirely different. Into prison he goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935339

He's probably revered by them over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935356
it might seem cliched, but he seems like a 2d loli only guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935356
Mmm? He got caught with lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934880
I mean, I will admit I was hesitant to post it in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934534
I think so, yes. I didn’t start playing th gacha just to get the S tier, I want to collect them all. Sure, we might need mantago spore filters or need to remind our flayer daughter that you only open your mind to your married spouse, but I would certainly try my best. Would it be possible for an Echidna to birth an Alp? Unless it’s born a human boy, it would be the same as a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935397
Nah giving birth alps is impossible for now, because it would imply that giving birth to boys, incubuses, is possible. Also incubuses and monster girls are "immune" to matango spores so you would be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935174
I always assumed they helped inspire KC design the Wisp and Automaton, who both have something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935424
Cool.
I wonder what raising a chimera would be like. Do you have to explain things again to the different personalities?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to convince my centaur girlfriend that spanking is the best way to punish misbehaving felons.

And snigger to myself as she tries to pull the small alice over her knees but can't find a satisfying position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935438
>Wurm/Ryu/Wock/Jinko/and Wurm again Chimera daughteru
>Have to explain things constantly to her for her to get it
>Not because she's dumb
>But because she never pays attention
>She's always either looking at other tuff due to the Wurms
>Or napping due to the Wock
>Or stalking dust bunnies from the Jinko
>When it's the Ryu she at least listens

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935426
such a fantastic design

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935459
I thought Chimeras were always the same
>Dragon
>Tiger
>Snake
>Lamb

If they can be multiple species, I’m down. Imagine Split, but less murdery, more sexy and not terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935482
>literally impossible to spank
>"fantastic design"
Probably for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935489
It even says in their profile they can have numerous and varied combos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935491
Not all Wisps are going to wear a crinoline dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935489
It can be a lot of combinations and not just limited to 4 personalities.
> There are also individuals among them who have characteristics other than those of the four demon beasts mentioned earlier, and the personalities contained within may be entirely different in terms of disposition and thoughts. Also, rarely, there are individuals whose body comprised of a lesser or greater number of varieties of demon beasts than usual, and in such cases, the number of personalities also varies.
So you could probably have a 2 personality Chimera or one with many more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935491
You can take off her dress and she still has an ass, hardly impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would make the best dime hooker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935495
>>17935518
I guess I need to reread. Cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935502
>>17935524
But without the dress, she just look like the bitch from that "I don't have friends" manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935531
Your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935531
Maybe money grabbing Tanukis? I dunno. I don’t think twice about the price of a cheap whore.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bb6cBKE3WzQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935548
It doesn't count if it's her allowance, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935557
It counts is she's fucking old, fat, faceless, balding men for almost nothing without condom use on dangerous days complete with drug use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935567
And then sloppy seconds her dad for her allowance? That's really slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935580
>Daughter comes home smelling strongly of jizz, high off her ass on coke and possibly heroine
>slurrs something about an allowance while trying to grope my crotch before passing out on the floor and vomiting over herself
>I can only look at her in shame and sadness
>Just where did I go wrong?
Such is life in Laskaville.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935288
Why would I give a fuck? I'm not some retarded normie to get triggered by that. Though I would get sad because no new grills

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935539
MGE girls aren't supposed to be clones of eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935609
Even if they're literal twins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935591
>>I can only fap at her in shame and sadness
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935609
>implying I have enough imagination to fill in the blanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935531
>>17935548
>>17935557
>>17935567
>>17935580
>>17935591

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935288
I'd laugh as kenkou removes her disguise and indoctrinates the cops into the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935256
It's where the portals will open first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935288
"It's Japan."

[Anonymous No.]

Neet centaurs!

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.strawpoll.me/14452437/r
I'm just going to leave this here...

[Anonymous No.]

Old, weathered and wise Kikis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935591
This is what happens when you educate your monster girl daughter as if she was a human daughter.
Trust your Arachne wife tells you that it's ok to let your daughter spin a web in the forest and wait for a shota there for a few weeks. It's better that she does that rather than restrict her monstrous instincts until she breaks and relies on sex and drugs to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935671
Shouldn't this be when you break out the fatherly healing sex and help your little girl recover from this disgusting hypothetical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935670
I want my Old, wise kiki to be meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935676
>blood related Daughter fucking
NO!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful when becoming a vampire's servant. They might be vampire mosquitoes in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935693
I want to see her proboscis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935676
Just don't break her in the first place then.
Even if you want to have sex with your MG daughter then shower her in affection everyday so that she can't help but fall in love with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Monsters with valley girl accents. Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935693

and also don't murder her, drain her blood into bottles of wine and present it to your party guests for them to drink. That doesn't have good results usually

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935687
Please always wear a condom while having blood related incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935705
Yes. YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935705
It works on some better than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935671
Didn't I say you were forbidden from using the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935705
Yes.
Even if they cost an arm and a leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935713
>>17935720
Even if they say "like" way too much?
>>17935716
Which ones does it work on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935726
Hobgoblins, P'Orcs, Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935713
Yes Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935731
What about Jubjubs? They make good bimbos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935726
Devilbugs, Large Mice, Beelzebub and P'orcks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935726
>Even if they say "like" way too much?
Especially then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935726
>You have to, like, cum soon
>You only paid for, like, a handjob for, like, two minutes tops
YES
E
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935711
>using a condom when fucking a monster
I think that'd just bring your daughter to tears, and not happy ones either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935733
>>17935737
Nice cows. The lips are a nice touch.
>>17935738
How can one word where it's not supposed to be be so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935705
No, even I have some standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935735
I don't think they fit valley girl, they'd be better as ditsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935736
>ywn get swarmed by a horde of slutty large mice that all want to be your mistress.
This hurts the soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935752
Please no.
I would do things to those mice that would go down in horror novels.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it time to post Gyarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935757
Anon, that would only make them want you more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935693
Disappointed by the last image

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935761
Why are there so many gyaru cows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935531
>bapho dime hooker
Looks slightly like the imouto from clannad, plays the imouto act for her clients but sometimes slips up and swears or says something unfitting of her age. The sort of hooker who's being doing the job for a long time and has seen some shit.
Will be out of character when first called and only gets into character in the bedroom. May or may not hang around after to chug beers and shoot the shit off the clock if you want company.
>minotaur dime hooker
Butch think that one brown muscle wolfu., prefers to only do femdom and isn't aware of her own strength so she may break your stuff, a bull in a china shop so to speak. Will do maledom but it costs double and will whine a bit during anal which she has never quite got used to. Will sometimes hand around and cry about never finding love due to being too masculine.
>anubis dime hooker
Slightly resembles a brown rin shibuya from idolmaster and seems way too polite to be a dime hooker. Calls her clients daddy and plays it off as appealing to adult men but she has issues, the kind that are all too common in her line of work. Likes lovey dovey cuddle sex and will offer a discount for it. Will sometimes ask if she can stay over to do homework, a genuine JK who lives alone and doesn't like going back to a quiet apartment.

Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935764
No, you don't understand.
I would learn alchemy for the sole purposes of giving them larger hips, breasts, and asses, along with making sure that plump is an apt description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935218
>isn't even on my level
Oh, so you're one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935769
To be fair, the ancestor murdering the vampire was probably the least wrong thing he did. Draining her blood and serving it to all his party guests is another story, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935663
Are monster girls resistant to inbreeding in the family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935761
Pure Gyarus who never even kissed before, or actual sluts Gyaru who eat dick for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935705

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935773
If you toy with their bodies like that, they'll make sure to punish you! They'll give you good morning blowjobs, molest you in front of your co-workers and friends so everyone knows who you belong to, and even take turns forcing you to sit in their laps while their siblings cuddle-fuck you from the front! They'll punish you real good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935770
You don't like gyaru cows?
https://imgur.com/a/nLypC

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935771
>making monstergirls 3DPD
The absolute STATE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935770
There's not that many, but there is a lot of gyaru art of this particular cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935788
>Gyaru Cheshire
It's perfect. I want her to tease me about my virginity so badly.
>>17935797
I never said that did I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935775
Post Alps art so we can compare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935792
>Good morning blowjobs
>Punishment
These ice aren't half as clever as they think they are, especially if they're trying to molest me or making me sit in their laps.

Really, they should be in my lap.

And if they think I won't grope their bodies back then they're sorely mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935787
Pure Gyarus that try to act like sluts but get embarrassed easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935786
No, incest is a common practice by MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935800
Dime hookers are dime hookers. Didn't expect cheap hookers to be virgins did you?
Maybe the cait-sith hookers would be virgins purely because no one wants to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935805
How would you react to a pure Gyaru Cheshire stroking your hair after sex and purring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935808
I don't save shitty doodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935815
That's a cute Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935820
Of course you don't, newblood-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935820
So you refuse to admit you're wrong, okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935819
Give her the biggest hug I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935813
>She pulls out a gyaru magazine and frantically reads through it when you accept her advances because she forgot what she was supposed to do next

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935539
There's nothing wrong with that, firstly. And don't forget she also has all the benefits of being a spectral undead. They are so much more than just anhero traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935824
I've been on the threads since they were on /a/. Are you really going to get an ego over drawing doodles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935844
>she also has all the benefits of being a spectral undead
Given my interests, that's a major disavantadge. She can't feel pain, nor embarassment, so dominating her isn't as rewarding as bullying a cute kiki would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935846
>I've been on the threads since we were on /a/
If that was true you'd know what Alp's doodles are like, and since you don't, your transparent lie is more obvious than KDF's fetishes.
Also the whole >I've been on X since Y
Thing instantly discredits you on anything. Anyone who's been here long enough would know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935839
Monsters checking Magazines to see what they should do next with their husband is cute.
>Sadistic Monster quickly has a peak at "Femdom Monthly" to get just the right words to say to Anon as she steps on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935864
>Kikimora reading a magazine destined to Ushi Onis
>arrives home, beat up her master, and rape him to establish dominance
>he ends up liking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935812

Grope them back? Those mice are weak to counter attacks, and you could easily turn the tides and make them into your pets if you did that!

And Don't let them know their attempts at revenge aren't as clever as they hoped! Else they might try to kick things up a notch. They'll save up their pennies and dimes so they can take you out on fancy dates, only so they can fluster and embarrass you! They'll work together to turn you into an ahegao-ing mess in bed to prove they are better than you! And don't think your safe from the little ones either, they'll litter your fridge with mean notes that go on about how much they want to marry you when they get older. Or how they wish they were taller so they could kiss you on the lips without you having to bend over for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935856
Mamano ensures they can feel pain and pleasure, and Wisps are easy to dominate. After all, are they not a failure of a woman who couldn't even get laid before she croaked? Not to mention they are easily bullyable with their jealous streaks.

And yeah, you can spank ghosts if you try hard and believe in yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935879
>you can spank ghosts if you try hard and believe in yourself
I want to do it.
For science, of course.

>Not to mention they are easily bullyable with their jealous streaks.
I just finished A Hat In Time, I'm a bit worried about wives getting jealous.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935862
Sorry I can't tell the difference between two crappy doodle styles.
>calls me a newfag but any reply proving I'm not doesn't count because warped logic
This is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935874
Oh, they're getting groped be it their middles, rears, or tops.

And they can try to take me out on fancy dates all they want! I'll be treating them to the finest cheeses to come from the hathrorites or local holst farms!

And those notes are just going to make me write some back telling them all how they're the cutest girls around, even if they're vertically challenged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935887
Wah wah wah
Quite being a crybaby because you were called out on being an idiot and continue lurking to save some face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935885
That’s why the only appropriate response to yandere is to yan right back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935361
Lilim if anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935777
Why did he do it tho? Was he just board?
Well, he got what was coming to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935901
Mmmm...
If I weren't tired as fuck, I would write a small greentext about a yandere contest between a wisp girl and her husband.
But I am tired as fuck and I think I owe that thread a story about a tsundere gremlin getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935901
no the appropriate response is to bring her in the mge equivalent to dr.phil

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935909
That's basically the whole story. He was some old rich guy who got bored of boozing and whoring all day, and just decided to try every evil occult shit imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935711
>Not knocking up oneesan and/or aunty
I am disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935693
Same thing

[Anonymous No.]

There is a line in MGE2's undead kingdom info about how you can see strange lights floating in the streets. Those lights are Wisps and their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935874
Yep, sounds like those mice are a perfect fit for you. Just be careful, they can be a bit clingy, and if you end up showing even an ounce of affection to a girl outside of your new family they might just take it the wrong way. And their 'competition' might be found unconscious, bloodied, and bruised a few blocks down in an abandoned alleyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935939
I like how it probably adds to the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935944
>>17935891

Whoops replied to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935939
>man kysses himself to go marry a wisp
>becomes a street lamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935900
You haven't managed to call me out on anything and pretending that I'm upset over it is laughable. You're the retard with the big ego over your beginner level doodling, try not to have a meltdown if anyone else dares criticise you in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935939
I think they glow brighter when a living human comes close. They get jealous of the living and rape their husbands harder to show off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935944
Please, they'll be too lazy and content to do anything like that.

Besides, doing that means they wouldn't be by me for pampering and/or cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935953
>Being an ass
>Criticizing
>Y-You haven't called me out on anything!
Oh aren't you just adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935951
At least they can float around and not confined to a spot forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935918
>seems fine to me, y’all have a good day now

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935954
>"Look at this bastard walking around all happily."
>"He didn't have to live in despair like we did... But it's ok now we have each other."
>"Let's show him that the afterlife is much more enjoyable!"
>The lights now float much more vigorously
>The living man did not notice it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935957
>Hey sis, you see that whore out front talking to Hubby? Lets give her a good what-for!
>You go ahead, I'll take- er, keep your spot in line for cheese-n-cuddles safe tonight!
>Wha? No! I'm first!
>Yeah, first out the door to take care of whats-her-face, right? Don't worry, I'll keep darling warm for you.
>N-No! I'm not going anywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935953
Read this and learn the difference between constructive criticism and being a twat https://pastebin.com/1s1fLktL

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935983
Exactly.
The worst folks would be getting was a bunch of angry glares from pudgy, overly stacked shortstack mice that may or may not be clinging to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935813
>When she forces him to take responsibility and they end up fugging on the roof
>All the students know what they're doing on lunch break

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935953
Look mate stop shitting on the tread. Your confidence problems that make you hate everything are not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936015
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935993
The pure ones are always the loudest

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you don't need to kys to get a Wisp waifu. If she decides you're the one, she'd get you.

Now you're with her forever, literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935989
If heaven exists, I hope thats what it looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936036
Would be fantastic.
And I wouldn't even mind them playing vidya while I'm gone, although they may need to starting bringing in some cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936047
I've always imagined large mice to be good thieves guild members, but it sounds like these mice would be a bit too well-fed for that kind of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936054
Yeah, they'd be a bit beyond the acceptable figure for thieves work, and even then their tits and ass would probably do them in too.

Plus side, they could probably work as fences, they probably still have the connections.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you become a paladin crusader for the chief god just to lead thousands of men into the hands of MGs? I feel like this is the best way to help the demon lord, you just have the place you are "attacking" a latter in order to have them prepare traps and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936067
Nah, I'm in it for the adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936067
>you lead an attack on the Demon King's castle
>you all get separated
>you barely manage to fend off succubus who look like your biggest fetish : your childhood friend
>find your inquisitor advisor
>... he's fallen to the alps
>you always knew something was wrong with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936066
That'd be pretty nice. Having your wives working as underworld information-brokers. The works easy enough they don't have to worry about breaking a sweat, and they also have connections to keep you safe if anything horrible were to happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936078
Whats the difference between paladin-chan and inquisitor-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936084
A paladin is used to fighting.
An inquisitor is used to investigation.

A paladin is used to fighting monsters, bandits, bad weather, succubuses, and communists.
An inquisitor is used to fight noblemen, corruption, administration, depraved, and warm beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936082
Yep.
Means they could stay safe and do easy work to help bring in cash.

>Smug tanuki business women from the old days swings by for some 'business'
>"And, you know, I was almost thinking about seeing if you lot wanted in on one last job for the old days but 'something' made me reconsider."
>A few in the back pause their game, half eaten pizza in hand while the one at the table quirks an eyebrow over tits that, thanks to the table, are covering much of her mouth.
>'Really? What gave you that impression?' the one at the table while another walks in from the showers, her large rear bouncing with each step, easily large enough to smother a man.

[Anonymous No.]

Heard you guys like butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935984
>Posting that guide of all ones you could post
I'm proud of you Anon, preach the good word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
Yes, she is beautifully THICK. Now she just need to start working in order to put on some and she becomes perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
>That Lich
>that MEAT

She's getting groped, unstoppable arcane power or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
Where are her tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
Is that Navs art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936116
I'm about to give her a lot of red tatoos that will look like my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936119
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
You heard right im a slut for butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936121
I can't find it anywhere on his Pixiv, Twitter, and Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
God damn that Lich is good.
I guess this is what happens when a Lich only eats snacks and uses magic to do everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936124
Good lad.

>>17936133
That's because it's brand new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936067
No id rather corrupt slutty human women into pure monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936137
The best kind of thing.
Need to encourage it more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936124
Kooky for the Booty

[Anonymous No.]

Is gazer-fag a Colombian drug-lord? The amount of art I see of his wife popping up is ridiculous. How does he pay for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17932241
I need more pictures of Monster Girls tied up and gagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936140
2B is the best automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936161
He actually starves himself for half his art. The other half is from his silver tongue, meaning he doesn't pay a cent for over half of the art he has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936161
>graduate with a masters in STEM
>get a job with the government or a government contractor
>make $80,000 entry level
>don't live in an overpriced metropolitan area
It's easy wf you're willing to sacrifice your "dreams" and "happiness".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936175
>This is what happens when you don't dump charisma.

Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936161
>pay for it?
Pretty sure the majority of it these days comes from free stuff because he's a semi-meme with nip artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936161
Gazerfag starves himself.
Now, Mmiiafag on the other hand. I'm pretty sure they're some super rich druglord with how much they're spending.
I mean for fuck sake, he spent $5300 on one artist.
ONE FUCKING ARTIST. IN ONE GO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936143
MGs resulting from corrupting a woman would retain their original personality most of the time. Turning a slutty woman into a monstergirl would amplify it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936183
>he's a semi-meme with nip artists.
Really? He must be doing good if serious nip-artist are giving him free art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936089
What about monsterhunter-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Lich puts her tome on a stick so it doubles as a staff of some sort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936205
Hard to read a book if it's on a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936210
maybey in modern setting mge their tomes can be put on a tablet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936188
>IN ONE GO
Really? I thought that was his collective number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933037
>A pair of tiny, fairy sized succubi will never double team your dick by rubbing their lewd, chubby bodies up and down your length.
>You will never give them a full body money shot when you cum.
>They will never play with your cum by splashing it on one another and what not.

On a side note, is Cum-Wrestling a sport in fairy-land? It'd basically be mud-wrestling but with cum instead of mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936220
>Hipster Lich with tablet instead of a book

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936210
They're going to be able to recite spells by memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935982
That's too perfect. After a full life of loving a Wisp waifu, you could settle down for good in her flames and then guide other lost anons to their waifus. If you could convince her to leave the house of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936221
I'm pretty sure he said that. If I'm wrong feel free to call me out on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936228
The House....of the Dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936235
>ask Wisp waifu out on date
>tfw she wants to watch horror movies for a century instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936190
My logic is now she will be dead set on finding and caring for her husband and be his huge amplified slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936258
>A cinema plays horror movies nonstop
>It's full of Wisp couples trying to outdo each other

This is a good place to get claimed by a Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936263
Sluts are the polar opposite of monster girls. MGs will sooner see sluts as failures that went through so many men and still failed to find a husband somehow. God help them if they end up coming across a succubus who has the fetish of mutual defloration and romanticism almost religiously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936284
an Undead demon realm would be a fascinating and beautiful place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936188
$5300 on ONE PIC? The hell is that pic? I wanna see that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936291
That they are. Imagine if you get invited to a ball in a Wight's castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936296
Not one pic. He paid for a shit ton of pics. the artist have been doing one pic every month of miia (two if you count some other dude commissioning a miia comic as well). I think he's up to pic 15 or something right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936304
What pics though and who is the artist? Did he post them somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936309
The artist is called krabby
https://krabbycomishes.tumblr.com/
https://www.patreon.com/krabby
Just note that some of the older pics are something that this place might (Correction: WILL NOT) not approve of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935788
>Tfw no Cheshire to breed and then cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936321
Oh, it's the guy the /d/ miiafag commissioned for art his waifu getting fucked by a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936332
>the /d/ miiafag
There is more than one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936336
There was a miiafag in the /d/ monster girl threads who namefagged and liked seeing miia get fucked by horses and centaurs. He commissioned and requested a fair bit of this and was adamant she was his waifu.

Needless to say, even /d/ called him a cuck and memed him to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936336
The basic rundown is that there's some dude in the /d/ monster threads whose "waifu" is Miia. I use the quotations since he commissions art of her fucking other people, fucking other characters in the show, then of course he commissioned those infamous horse pictures. He also has a fucking pillow with a commission our Miiafag got of her cuddling dakis of him. Pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936347
Ah, I must have mixed the two together. I thought there only was one.
Well don't I look stupid now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17933143
I want a dark elf to milk me actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936380
I want to milk a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936380
>>17936381
I want to take my milk and put it in her milk and then make her drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936031
What if you willingly seek one out? Maybe someone out there finds her attractive and wants to make her feel happy, suicide not needed. Bonus points for forgotten childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936381
I want a Dark Elf Wight that can lactate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936401
What if it turns out the Wisp is a projection of a childhood friend's soul who is in a coma and not dead?
Like https://exhentai.org/g/600227/a2f587d056/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936407
Elf wight vs Dark Elf Wight

Place your bets on who can make the best milkshake.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to graduate from college and make bank.
only so i can commision stronk alps in wedding dresses and wifebeaters

[Anonymous No.]

A couple new wife pictures recently.
The artist finished one of the the unused commission sketches for free because he felt like it, so that was nice.
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DO1hJazVoAAXdgY.jpg

nice
>>17936161
Nope, I'm just a regular engineering student.
>>17936175
That was like one (1) time when I was stupid with my money and didn't have enough left for stuff. I've been fine since,
don't worry. Now the only time I don't eat is when I forget to.
>>17936182
>>17936183
I'll say it again, if an artist has something like "Hello yes I take requests/commissions" on their profile, you can assume it wouldn't be rude to ask them for a request/commission. It helps if you can somewhat speak their language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936459
Of course you're fine. You learned how to dumpster dive and raid your local Little Caecar's for pizzas after hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936459
Your waifu is shit

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Liches have a big cosplay fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936459
Your waifu is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Fallen Knights have to dick down human girls to monsterize them? I'd rather speech check them into becoming a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936477
I'm pretty sure they don't, that's up to other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935361
I think Lilim would have the common courtesy to not overly trash the place while a dhampir would treat the mad scientist's place has some sort of demented funhouse to go nuts in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936468
Honestly lots of monsters probably do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936468
liches
using stitches
on bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936513
Especially Devils/Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936504
Lilim would leave things intact.


Dhampir would destroy things with her whip/rapier looking for hearts or hidden meat stashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
>New Nav art
>A Lich too
Oh baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936497
Maybe after he becomes a incubus then? Plays up the whole "I can give you this gift" shtick. If they accept he pours some demon energy into them and they slowly turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936531
It's not the only new lich art from him either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
There is such a thing as too thick

[Anonymous No.]

We need more stories like the roulette.
Story where anons find love with monsters that come over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936554
Yeah it's called being a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936543
I mean, if that's what you want to think, sure, KC didn't say anything about it yet, but Fallen Knights are supposed to be all married and don't care much outside their marriage for other women.

Weren't they called Fallen Heroes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936554
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop thinking about undead lolis. They're just too cute with their flawless pale skin, and sexy thighs and butts. Doing it with a levitating Lich in exotic positions. Elegantly loving and teasing a Wight to see her haughty tsun front crumble and reveal soft, polite dere. Young high-tier undead girls taking a comfortable position hugging a pillow, and submitting to slow anal sex that makes them linger in every second of their cramped backdoors accommodating a big, warm cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936547
Fill me in.

[Anonymous No.]

I commissioned new art. Muscled Altoiris in a bed with petals extending her claw to you saying:
>"The night is still young, I will show you what makes me a dragon commander~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936526
>Dhampir winds up destroying eight years of research into ending world hunger just to find meat or hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936592
I feel you, I can't stop thinking about undead like those two.
Loli Jiangshi too.
>>17936600
https://i.imgur.com/oug6vU3.png

[Anonymous No.]

Got the first chapter of fires of war done. just a heads up there's violence but I think I avoided making it edgy

https://pastebin.com/uSd6mXGi
Tags: salamander, mild smut
If you guys have any comments or advice, please feel free to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936613
I also forgot to say she is naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936564
Probably. Im just trying to think of what makes them any different from a normal knight. They worship the fallen god after all so it would make sense they do her bidding and will lead humans and monsters to a more sexually active and lewd life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936592
What about thicc Vampire lolis? They may lack the miltanks of their fellow bloodsuckers but they have a big caboose and wingspan to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936645
Going to grope that fat loli ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936635
Bookmarked for later, usually enjoy your stuff and Salamanders are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936613
I forgot to mention, she will be naked as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936613
>art of best dragon
>muscle on top of it
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936635
I dont like Salamanders (mainly cause Im salty to know I would be rejected by them) but that pic is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936559
What if the roulette was set in america?
Like how britsh shows are taken and remade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936634
>https://i.imgur.com/oug6vU3.png
>Nav finally draws nudity
About time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936668
The "Dark conspiracy" aspect would be ramped and they would spend a whole season's worth trying to shut down the tengu network.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936634
>Jiangshi
You could probably write all kinds of interesting things on her tag, an obvious one being "buttslut"

>>17936645
Loli vampires are a classic concept. It would be nice to slowly drip blood through her lips while she's leaning against you in some romantic position, and watch her slowly get a deeper and deeper blush until she's aroused enough to let you have your way with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936783
I just want a plump, haughty lolipire that likes to use me as her throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936613
Whose the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936592
Just don't steal the Wight loli's pudding she's looking forward to. Or this will be the last thing you'll see before getting chained to the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936873
Its the same one that did the Minotaur having sex art. Leenvidia Complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936783
Loli Jiangshi are made for hugs and carrying around not for buttlewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936934
Incorrect, loli Jianshi are for waiting till they're stiff and 'loosening them up' after popping some manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936783
>a fat-bottomed lolipire will never flutter her wingcape after you tease her pointy ears and give her massive rear a grand smack
>you will never see her eyes dilate under the Undead Kingdoms perpetual moonlight as she jumps on you and rides your pelvis into oblivion, asscheeks quaking over the ornate floor tiles
>you will never run your hand through her silver hair while she feeds on you during the afterglow, her wingcape concealing the two of you in a cool wing burrito
It hurts lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936985
>Covering me
More like only covering my torso.

Still adorable though.
Going to encourage that ass to be her biggest charm point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936934
thats not what the tag says

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936462
>raid your local Little Caecar's for pizzas after hours
You're thinking of mausfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937028
I don't dumpster dive, I just buy them at half price at closing for the wives!

[Anonymous No.]

Cow went back to darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937113
Cheating slut

[Anonymous No.]

I want a genki, shortstack Dark Mage to teach me the power of magic, of how she uses her infinite magic power for one purpose.

Increasing her worldly knowledge and getting the apprentice D

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn be thrown in a vampire's dungeon and visited nightly by her to feed.
>Swn see to your every need, almost waiting on you hand and foot.
>Swn deny any such favoring and say its just because she needs you to be healthy to produce more blood.
>Ywn overhear her catching her breath after she slams the door shut.
>Ywn overhear her practicing what she's going to say before she enters so she doesn't mess it up.
>Swn drop her facade and declare her love for you before burying her tear-stained face in your chest and begging you to make love to her.
>You will never be the proud father of a pair of Dhampire twins and a loli-vampire daughter that clings to you religiously.

I'm rewriting Rushka, stay-tuned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937120
EMG girls are trash and cow slut is the worst one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937129
Some are okay, it's the setting and the author who keeps fucking it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937133
Lala and M.O.N. are literally the only girls worth caring about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937138
>M.O.N.
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937127
Godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937143
Tio, Zombina, Dopple, the cyclops and Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937151
I havent read it in two years and left off right as the "meet the parents" chapters were announced.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937159
Fuck, forgot to ask, has the main cast really started to rot that badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937159
That's where I dropped it too, you're not missing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937138
Lala is pretty great tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937159
Same, I dropped it right before Mero's mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937170
Lala is fucking amazing, that's why I said that she's the only main girl worth caring about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937176
Huh, that's around when I stopped too. What happened that made us all stop reading it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937186
You're all faggots for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937186
It was, unfortunately, fairly obvious to me that it was going to be stuck in stasis where the plot wouldn't advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937186
The glasses fell off and you could tell it's just a generic harem series with a monster girl paintjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937138
Lala isn't even top 3 of the harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937164
Enough to where Crab had to do another Cathyl chapter, this time getting himself a fucking false harem with the cows having eavesdropped on his milking of the tsun cow.

Turns out they want his firm hands and mouth on their tits too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937195
So that farmboy is a complete cuckold, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937162
Poor sandwan. She's going to need lots of pawrubs after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937113
Woooooow really? Fuck Crab if he just left that poor farmer hanging. This has ruined my night. Why did she even go? Because he can fondle her well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937205
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1511378231790.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1511379788585.jpg
If you can read moon, here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937195
Crab why.
Why this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937195
God damn, darling has some mad pussy game.
It's a real shame he's just a generic self-insert or he might've ended up on the level of GTO.

I seriously just feel bad now, I was mad hoping something would actually come out of that manga. At least we have Masuda-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937236
It's over though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937212
Im unreasonably angry. This goes beyond autism. Im angry for a fictional character because his fictional girlfriend is a fucking SLUT. WHY?
>>17937212
Yup its literally because he turns her on more than her FUCKING HOMESTAY! I hope the farmer is gay. That would make this ok to me.

[Anonymous No.]

As long as crab keeps designing new girls, I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937204

[Anonymous No.]

i spent $50 to acquire a mint copy of KC's Cheshire doujin.
How badly did i fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937245
Your first experience of NTR? You grow numb to it eventually. I'd say just stop reading if it bothers you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937245
>Im angry for a fictional character because his fictional girlfriend is a fucking SLUT
Because the author could have written it any way at all, but they went with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937245
>WHY?
Because the farmer seems to be a pretty innocent guy that is being taken advantage of by a bitchy harlot that would rather beat up her boyfriend and be milked by a random stranger instead of talking to her boyfriend like an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937200
Well see that's part of the problem. Crab wants Cathyl to be a likable character. She's already become sort of a recurring character like Polt at this point with three chapters now. But the fact that she's a copy-paste tsundere archetype kind of ruins the character.

>Beats up her human host because she mistook sheep for other women
>Can't get her milk to come out via the machines and miniature milkers that she can use if she wanted
>Instead relies on a complete stranger she met by chance on two different occasions

She's not a complete NTR cow. It's a pretty big stretch to apply romantic innuendo to milking. Especially when it's basically the Holstaur equivalent to having to brush your teeth or take showers, it's something that needs to be done and maintained. The BIGGEST PROBLEM, however, is that Crab is firmly in the camp of 'sex sells' and will do anything to turn a quick buck to hide the fact he's a fucking mediocre writer at best. So he literally takes Cathyl, who would be a fine character if she had milked herself and asked her home stay after his hospital stay. But instead we have The Eternal Virgin Kimihito "Darling-kun" Kurusu giving her blue ovaries on at least two fucking occasions.

I'm not even angry. Just disappointed. Especially given that Meroune's biggest fault as a character is that she originally joined the harem because she wanted to be cucked so badly you'd think Atlantis was going to rise from the seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937242
I realize that. That's why I started reading it. please tell me it doesn't end up the same way as EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937263
He'd be better off sticking with one shots, but I suppose that's nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937273
Also now the entire farm wants darling's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937275
EMG really should have just been a series of chapters dedicated to each girl and their homestay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937282
I agree 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937274
Not even close. Dumpire is pretty unique in the way it develops for a romcom. It gets tedious at points but it's a satisfying and enjoyable experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936910
If we must talk about desserts, I'd rather do something extremely cliche, like go on a date with a wight to an undead realm cafe and feed eachother parfait or cake or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937278
Unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937259
That's not it. Its such a shitty copout. Cathyl could have been the character that was unfaithful and realized it wrong and grew from it. No instead shes a slag lel. What a bunch of shit. Like if you want me to feel bad for a girl enough to be behind her leaving her, have her boyfriend actually be a piece of shit. Heres a better scenario.
>farmer is a shitty farmer and a shitty person.
>has machines that do all the work for him.
>hardly pays attention to the girls and just uses their products to make money and get rich while neglecting them as people.
>Darling comes along, shows them the wonder of a mans touch that they never felt before.
>The want off the farm and in with darling because he is a likable person.
My problem is this keeps ruining darling for me. Oh well EMG has been going downhill for awhile. As long as my precious trolls stay pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937259
>You grow numb to it eventually.
Getting used to it is one thing. Tolerating it is another matter entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937313
Man, that farmboy should just pack up and leave those women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937313
>mfw those are the exact same cows Crabman drew getting milked by other dudes

[Anonymous No.]

Adachi was right.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to go easy on the bird stuffing jokes around harpies and griffons tomorrow.

Some may get annoyed, some may take it as an invitation to milk you dry at the first available opportunity

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of infidelity is depressing. Instead, why not consider a pure, virginal Unicorn who will never betray you unless you betray her first?

>>17937328
Or cute harpies that mate for life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937330
>All this talk of infidelity is depressing
That comes with EMGfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937330
I don't like horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937327
>Adacho was right
In other news, water is wet and Tom Cruise is going to alp the exact moment the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937258
its a good doujin
keep it clean and out of sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937328
But maybe I do want to stuff a gryphon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937330
That is also true, do it too much and you may have a cute, pouting harpy that's mad you made all those suggestions and haven't even gotten a wedding anklet for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937341
There are many things that can mean.
Choose the right one.

>>17937340
I really wish I had a shortstack cheshire that loves to nap on my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937330
>Horsepussy
Someone get the barb biped edits

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937251

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937333
It is depressing. Perhaps a change in topic would be better.

>>17937335
Also, if horsepussy is not your thing, why not consider a faithful young Mindflayer? She was your childhood friend, and made you pinky-swear to marry her!

>>17937344
>wedding anklet
That's for after I stuff her full of my mayonnaise and fill her up with fertilized egg stuffing. Can't let the waifu be embarrassed by marrying her without a baby bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937356
>eyes
soiled it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937315
>That's not it. Its such a shitty copout.
Yeah, that's NTR for ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937360
I don't like mindflayers either and I would have never made a false promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937349
Stuffing her with children, preferably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937335
Get a biped unicorn
That's what I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937360
Good man.
Nothing solidifies marriage like a harpy chick on the way.

>>17937371
That is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937369
Well what the hell do you like then? Mofu? Dragons? Succubi? The smug girls? Flowkelps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937360
What if those memories are just the ones she planted in my head? Still i like flayers so id be ok with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937379
That fox is definitely up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937379
Fox and Wolf girls, Dragons, Salamanders, Hinezumi, normal Succubi along Kunoichi, every Undead except for Wisps and Ghouls, Kakuens and finally Ratatoskr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937028
Hey, I may not get commissions done as often as I'd like but I ain't no dumpster diver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937379
I will always be a filthy slut for huffing mofu, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937395
This is a small problem I have with both flayers and Shogs. I get existential way too quickly and how can I know what "real" is in their care? Just something I'd have to work through, I suppose. I wouldn't turn down top tier girls because I'm a fucking headcase.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls wouldn't care about bitter losers who are paranoid that every woman they meet will cheat on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937411
The worst part about mofusluts is that they don’t even have any sense of shame for it.
They revel in their pathetic subservience to fluff like a pig in mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937431
What can I say? I want to find a Manticore, pin her down and bury my face into her neck ruff/mane and keep huffing it like we're tripping on paint or guzzolene from Mad Max. That intoxicating aroma of sweat, earthen fragrances, and rape are enough to make a man sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936613
I seriously don't understand the appeal of muscle-girls. It's just the reverse of futa. Instead of wanting the women to be men, you want the men to be women.

I'll just see myself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937441
>the men to be women.
That's an entirely different fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Please go back to /a/ and take your off topic reaction images with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937455
Literally who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937455
Discussion of monster girls is not against the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937328
I have recently realized that I like harpies quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937379
We need soft dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937192
You have bad taste then, since there are at most two girls that could be considered better than Lala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17931389
I want to have thanksgiving with my family and lovely ryu wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937477
We already have some pretty soft ones, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937477
That’s what Zombie Dragons and Griffons are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937477
>>17937481
Would a soft ryu be acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937479
I count 4 from the harem and MON, and I'm not even taking on account all the side characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937470
Pretty bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937431
What kind of catcalling would mofusluts get?

[Anonymous No.]

Have a good evening, thread, and remember: Nothing happens to any man which nature has not made him to bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937492
I don’t know if “too many ice cream nights” soft is the kind of soft they’re after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17735431
"Please pretend that you didn't see that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937492
Yeah but I want her to be carrying a nice turkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937504
Oh god that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936634
>Loli Jiangshi
That reminds me of a certain doujinshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937481
>saying grace
>with a sea bishop
>sea bishop in nice casual clothes
Is it also bad that I would like her to be wearing glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937504
I don't trust that cat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937509
Suddenly the complications of a sea-borne wife come to mind.
Is she lounging in a tub of water at the table? Or is the whole ordeal underwater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937492
She'll do, The softest pillow I'll ever know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937498
Do you think harpy wives would enjoy having their feathers preened? What sounds might they make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937504
What's the story behind this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937513
That's got to be awkward as fuck. Like, nobody says a damn thing, but it's like, come on, your parent's new daughter-in-law has to be fed like the goldfish you won at the fair when you were 6.

Just so much going unspoken at that table.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Alright, squire. We're deep within the demon realm, with dark energy all around us. We must keep our minds sharp to avoid corruption. Also, we may be attacked by monsters at any moment, so we have to be ready. That's why I'm going to give you a titjob with my big, soft breasts. You can't fight with a fat, manly hard-on in your pants, right? And be sure to shoot all your thick, delicious cum in my mouth so it doesn't attract monsters. We'll keep going until your balls are empty just to be safe."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937534

I personally like the idea of bird MG's using your cum to preen their feathers.

The normal stuff just doesn't give it that sheen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937548
Dear god, she's already been corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937504
What was the story behind this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937548
I swear it's like every Paladin woman I see is legit begging for it. I mean, what blacksmith worth his salt would craft armor like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937561
Why are Latenight's cats so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937561
A Cyclops might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937534
The cockatoo at the clinic we keep makes a hissing sound to mimic the noise of the spray bottle for his mist baths to let us know she wants that. So imagine like.... harpy wives and daughters making various noises of whatever they want at the time or whatever they find most relaxing. The dinging of a toaster for bread, bleeps and bloops from a mario game if they're lying on the couch bored, jingling of keys (if they're that young), the snipping of scissors for a haircut, running water for a bath, etc etc.
That one stalker tengu from the school library who hovers near you during lunch period and stealthily leans in close behind you while she makes the sound of you fapping she picked up from when she spies on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937564
Beat me to it. The cyclopes are sleeper agents for the Demon Lord, infusing demon silver into their blades and folding pleasure runes into the plate mail.

[Anonymous No.]

This just came in and I thought I'd share. Really happy with how it came out.

Bonus Synthwave to go with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shPv0B7nfNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937548
I'm not sure if this is the best idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937356
We need a leech queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937570
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937553
>"What are you saying, my little squire? I'm not corrupted. My breasts and ass getting bigger, my nipples becoming more sensitive, all of this is just the blessing of the Chief God. I've even been getting visions from her in my dreams. We defeated the demon living her and spent the rest of our lives having sex in every way imaginable. So let's hurry and finish the mission."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937564
"Are you sure this armor is a good idea, Ms. Mona?"

"Trust me soul sister, you don't need it, and besides you look fabulous. Ain't a man alive that can resist turning his head to see you."

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that reference sheet with the different styles of horns ranging from different dragons to demons to alps to lilims to insects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937582
I'm sure I have it on my phone, but it's buried deep.

How big is your Monster Girl folder anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936101
>Apprentice, is something wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

big wans

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937586
Waifu folder is many GB, the rest is a few hundred pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937577
With all due respect, ma'am, this if the fourth time today you've suggested I titfuck you for combat reasons. That, and you suggested it AFTER already taking off your armor and reaching down my pants. You have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys like choccobananas, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937592
Do you dare to give in to her withdrawal, or get her on the dick and put an end to this madness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937597
Yes. No alp, no homo. Frozen bananas are the shit no matter who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937592
Nonsense! If anything the Chief God has blessed her for her service, and she is in the process of ascending into a valkrie. As such she is more able to hear the words of god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937597
I swear to God I'm going to become a thousand times better drawfag than you senpai.

I still kek'd though. Keep it up, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937611
I'll be honest, I couldn't resist if Valkyrie did this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937477
Borrow some from the boat guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937612
Damn, Lose, you's salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937597
hey wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937621
The name's Dubious to you, anon..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937590
Reminder that hellhounds are still wolfus. They’ll love you just as unconditionally as any other wolfgirl, even if that love takes a different shape. Picture a dog that loves its chew toy so much, it rips it to bits but still takes it bed every night. That is a hellhound’s love. She will dominate you, but that is because it’s the only way she knows how to express such intense love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937621
>Lose
Lad fuck off it's like the third fucking time this month I get associated with some random post

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936985
>You'll never be the shota butler of a loli Vampire whose mother saved you from dying on the cold winter streets.
>You'll never have to put up with the tyrannical little smug terror your whole childhood as she bosses you around, bullies you and forces you let her use your face as a chair for her enormous ass.
>She'll never even forcibly steal your first kiss on your birthday and then saunter off laughing about it.
>She'll never pin you down on the night of your shared sweet 16 and breathe heavily while ranting about how she can't take the tension anymore.
>She'll never kiss you deeply while liberating you from your virginity, her titanic ass slamming against your hips with the force of a jackhammer.
>You'll never smile as she falls asleep clinging to you, remembering how you followed her the day she stole your first kiss to give her a piece of your mind only to see her dancing like an adorable dork and squealing over her success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937651
So you're NOT still drawing then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937611
Oh, she can hear a god, alright. You can probably see her sclera clouding up & turning black...

Ahh, fuck it. If she's doomed to become a cock-craving tittysoldier, may as well make it mine she craves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937657
I am though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937661
>Black sclera
Sounds like someone didn't read the profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937665
Good then. You need to keep it up.
Don't know who the one fag was then. Probably some alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937672
Pretty sure he called himself "Dubious".
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937687
Means he's either a low key drawfag nobody cared to remember, or he's new and using up some name for himself.
that or he's using dubious literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937648
They're the ideal monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937566
That's actually pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937570
>tfw no Retrowave automaton art.
My first commission is going to be her and its going to be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937691
Do you think a Hellhound would rush to her crush's side and snuggle him to sleep if she suspected him of having suicidal thoughts?
Do you think she'd let herself be vulnerable to protect her beloved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937691
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937691
Can't argue with that logic.
Hellhound is olev. Hellhound is leif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937544
>>17937555
>Nekomata steals Basalisk's mask and she's super spooked/embarassed even tho she's a qt.
It's all part of the nekomata's plan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937691
Literally the worst monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937692
>”fuutuufuutuufuutuu”
>”hnnnnng!”
>”god I’m lonely”
>”That’s the one I’m here to help you with!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937701
>Tfw no helldoge to pet your head and call you a good boy after a long 3 rounds of rough and sweaty love making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937707
Literally one of the most memed girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937718
Which is honestly the real reason I don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937727
Once you separate the memes and thread cannon from the truth and your own wants, you can find how you really feel about them. You don’t have to like them, but don’t let others decide what you think for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to help out your Christmas Cake Raiju neighbor.

She could use a strong young man around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937738
Too late. I hate Hellhounds now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937739
>CC Raiju
Do you think she discharges herself or would she save that charge for when the cute Anon next door makes his move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937747
That’s fine, just don’t shit stuff up for others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937648
>>17937696
>Liking mere female dogs

[Anonymous No.]

You've taken your subhound for walkies today, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937759
She's just a grumpy puppy that loves her husband to bits.
>These were Anon's last words before he went missing three weeks ago
>If you have any information that may lead to his recovery, please call now.
>Operators are standing by and information that leads to him being found will be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Hellhounds, memes or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937775
Good. Don't let them get between you and your love for them. They're good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937772
Yee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937779
Anon that's a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937786
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

Having figured out the style of coiling last thread, which direction is best for lamia lovin' and passionate snex? Tail by your face or tail by your bottom half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937750
She has a lot of charge built up for the boy next door. Just needs to try and get him to her bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937750
Zap Weasels are always on the prow for a good lightning rod.

[Anonymous No.]

Piety.

[Anonymous No.]

Thunder buddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937797
Depends whether you want anal or aural

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937829
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937708
>Not just perverse but smug too

I don't remember ordering the deluxe package but I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937797
B
A looks uncomfortable for her

[Anonymous No.]

>Amazons are just ooga booga succubi
oh..

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937880
Gyaru Amazons though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937880
If you don't read the profile at all sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937888
Gyaru /fit/ succubi that can hunt & fight. Plus sexy tribal wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937880
Snusnu good, tree-hugging bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937888

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937904
Gyaru, anon. Not that disgusting ganguro shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937901
>"ooga booga where the white men at"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937904
Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937908
That's manba though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937913
Nyankoi.
She's MUCH better without the makeup on. 20/10 tomboy childhood friend, would marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937908
Tribal tattoos are a source of pride from accomplishments on an ooga booga amazon. You'd be kidding yourself if you think you wouldn't find one that resembles that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937921
There's a world of difference between tribal tattoos/war paint and that clown make-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937924
Please do not disrespect her juggalo culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17934504
>So, Mr.anon, you can either take the lovely succubus twins behind door number one, or you can have what's inside this box!
>the box
>THE BOX

[Anonymous No.]

How do you fight mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937927
I'll take the twins and run, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937936
>it's the head of a Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937943
Deal, Mr. Banker. Now I have a sexy onahole to use as we adventure to find her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937943
>>17937945
Dullanans are usually only mid tier but tonight they really seem alluring. Which is better, being the middle spoon between the body and head, or the big spoon with the body and the head is under the sheets working "downtown"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936415
Take out the psuedo-NTR and move things to a more private location and this would be a nice love story.

[Anonymous No.]

Real men go on kickass adventures with a female partner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937963
Option 1. Nothing beats a waifu sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937984
But then you can't be a squire to an Ushi Oni blackguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937984
No, real men build an army worthy of Mordor and become overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937990
Id rather gain my knight hood and work with other knights
I don't care for being under another

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937996
Remind me again why they couldn't use the eagles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937504
>Instead, be careful going into empty class rooms, you never know when you'll come across Basalisk Senpai practicing her "Love Love Eye Beam!", complete with posing.
>Sun Oct 8
How big is your backlog LN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938006
I don't know what Tolkien's excuse was but my fortress will have wolf-riders with nets to bring down airborne enemies.
Thanks Warcraft 3!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938006
Becuase giant glowing eye tower and evil army.
Plus why would the cut short an adventure like that? It would be like goku collecting dragonballs and sombody just happens to have 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937570
Is that a real car? That begs the question, how much more attractive does a guy become to an MG if he has a really nice car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938016
Yeah, and it's not like anyone was hurt by them taking the long road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938018
If Batman & Robin taught me anything, it's that chicks dig the car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938020
I know right? Boromir should of just walked off those arrows, the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938023
>Chicks
But Batman and Robin were gay. As were their offsoots The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938018
It's a Lamborghini Terzo Millennio

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938029
If they were gay, how come Robin was all over that Dryad pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937648
Someone who's not a spineless coward, and possesses a quick wit and sharp tongue would have great banter-sex with a Hellhound. It's probably the best way to have a good relationship with one. Don't take any shit and live life on the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938018
They're just there for the RQ outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938016
There is a manga where the MC needed 4 bracelets, each being held by the villains.
When he gets one, it's soon revealed that one evilguy kiĺled the remaining 2 in a rushed as fuck ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938035
He wasn't.
He and Batman were gayer than any Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938018
I wonder if some breeds would like the classics better?
>No, gremlin-chan, the original 1960 corvette did not have automatically positioning dildo seats and neither does mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937775
>>17937777

I like the way you two think. Also, four digits of truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937775
Art of hellhounds not having a huge grin/being smug seems pretty rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938043
>Correction: Neither DID yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938043
Classic cars were built for backseat lovemaking.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid wanna come back to the early 70's with me?

[Anonymous No.]

I dont like hellhound, if one came by me I'd dropkick her in the teeth.
Give me werewolf any day.

[Anonymous No.]

Black Foxes
>Instant wife
>Only teases you lovingly.
>Loves cooking for you and wants you to go to the festival with her and watch the fireworks.
>then she can lead you over to the currently unattended shrine and give up her virginity to you.
Black Fox is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938048
>anon tries to be mad, but that damn gremlin smile makes it hard not to laugh
>compromises with himself and let's out a sigh while smiling
>thinks to himself "I wonder if the husband of the Anubis that works at the auto shop goes through stuff like this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938054
My mom said I should never time-travel with strange ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938057
Isn't that like most (Inari-type) foxes?
Not that she isn't lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938055
As basic as it is, I prefer the design compared to hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938054
What would be the gender-bent equivalent to Scott McNeil, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937570
Never thought of combining Retrowave with Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938064
>Plain-cute wolfu
Plain-cute is really good, I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938069
Daftpunk and Lilims when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938057
Gold Foxes
>Huge Tease
>Likes to play jokes and have fun
>Wants nothing more than to laugh and drink with you forever.
>Will never get over your death and probably kill herself when she loses you
Friendly Golden Fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938064
I just think she needs to be a bit more filled out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938075
>implying that last one is a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938058
Anubis mechanic would be great for getting complete restorations and restoring the original quality. But absolute hell for getting even the slightest modifications approved, much less actually made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938074
I mean, supposedly that lilim is all about culture stuffs so it's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938075
Fiery Foxes
>Has hundreds of years on you
>Sees you as a child to be doted rather than a lover
>Still treasures the long nights you share with her.
She has made a permanent place for you at her side.
Doting Fiery Fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938057
>teases you lovingly.

the best kind of teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938057
>>17938075
>>17938088
I can't decide. They all seem neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938088
That last line both makes me curious and sets off the danger alarms in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938054
>Gender-bent Lord Raptor
Would she still be down to bringing Lei-Lei in on the fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938088
Silver Foxes
>Bit of a dunce
>Won't try to burden you
>Is both loyal and pure
>She would probably cum like a fountain if you tied her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938075
>implying you wouldn't just incubize and spend her entire life with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938088

And they're responsible for a pretty neat internet browser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938100
Isnt her sister the talisman on her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938102
White Foxes
>Easily Embarrassed.
>Perfect target for bullying
>Still hangs around you because she actually gets off on it.
>If you spank her she'll clamp down like a bear trap.
Precious White Foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938110
Ha, I found which fox I want to spank.

Sorry, "clamp down"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938057
>>17938075
>>17938088
>>17938102
>>17938110

FOX RANGERS, ASSEMBLE!

what's your favorite flavor of Fox-Girl, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938107
You're right. Technically it'd be a foursome then, though Lei-Lei's sister can't change form. But she does behave similar to an Ushi seal, so that could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938113
The one with the pointy teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938112
>Pressing her into the mattress from behind.
>Smash your palm against her buttcheek, she yips in shock and pain.
>Her pussy bits down like a crocodile and doesn't let you go, milking you for every drop. Her starving cunt vacuum seals your dick so hard you can't even pull out anymore.
By some odd miracle, all you're doing is just steadily getting pulled in deeper and deeper into her flooded sex and spilling your cum directly into her baby factory.

You know, something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938121
Ha, I see.
Sorry, I thought only clamps could, well, clamp down. If she's getting tighter, she'll end up the night being very sore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938129
You underestimate the fox pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936635
Hey I liked your shit, but I think you could focus more one writing characters reactions. Having back to back dialogue isn't a good thing. When our character finds out the truth of his father, there should have been a stop for a reaction, that would have properly shown how he was stunned. Instead the scene, and the pace keep moving past it, making it seem a lot less important to the character than it was. Keep up the good work!

[Anonymous No.]

There's a really howling wind right now, sending strands of snow falling off the roofs, it looks spoopy. Sure feels nice to be indoors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938129
>>17938130

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938130
I meant her ass. If she tightens with every slap, you're supposed to hit her ass like you're trying to play Bab O'Riley on her bongos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938155
A for effort.

Keep trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938155
Are you telling me not to underestimate the limitless destructive power of the giraffe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938168
b-but, anon.
that's not a giraffe.[spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938181
I know but I needed to make a One Piece joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938188
Giraffes look dopey until you realize that their heads are basically clubs and their necks give them the longest melee strike range in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl with Droaf proportions so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl with Elin proportions so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938225
I don't like them. They look too strange.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938225
They're good taste too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938229
Mister anon sir, what will your pleasure be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDjNTeynUPY

Ah, so that's why that sunset looked familiar. Song really fits too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938220
>Holst tier curves
>Succubus level breeding drives
>Horns
>Personalities to fit any fetish
>All in one easy-to-carry/lift/pin package
Someone was cheating when they made dorafs so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938253
The women were bread as sex slaves, so it makes sense they have those traits.
They're bundles of sex and cute rolled into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937806
Just look at the size of those things, holy shit
Do you think they contain lightning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938261
They contain electrolytes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938253
Isn't she basically the Ice Queen of Dorafs? Or should I say Mr. Freeze since she's dying from her cold powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938289
That's a shame. Izmir's appearance hits me right in the fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938255
I remember a small experiment where a group of people caught a bunch of wild foxes and then bred only the docile ones
Within a few generations the offsprings had all become extremely submissive and loving of the humans. Some of their physical traits also changed (color and softness of the fur among others).
This is what happened to dorafs and we need to do it to another species of monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938319
Let's do it to hellhound- pfffhahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938318
Just love her anyway.
Maybe become her polar opposite and get super fire powers that kill you from the inside out, and then as long as you're together your powers will cancel one another out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938324
Sounds like things would get pretty...steamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938325
Very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938264
Do her nipples cause electric shock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938253
ZOOM AND ENHANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938344
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Big meaty hellhound paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938289
Is there a way to stop them from killing her, or is this a tragic romance type of mobage waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938358
It's her backstory, not a plotline.

[Anonymous No.]

I want fluffmoff to tuck me into bed before raping me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938384
Can't rape the willing. Would vigorously breed her under the sheets in the missionary position with the lights off while holding her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938344
Nice butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938384
>>17938391
When a moth tells you that you are the light of her life she isn't exaggerating. Protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938490

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938233
I want to eat out Sarasa until she cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938495
She does seem very tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938497
Yep, I'd love to be her sex toys for a few days before being upgraded to lover. Getting smashed by those hips must be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

How squeezable are Jiangshis compared to squishyflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938544
They're cold to the touch and pretty rigid, so not really squeezable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938544
Flayers and like boneless chicken tendies.
Jiangshis and other non-mollusc monster girls can't compete.

[Anonymous No.]

Assgård is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938544
They are pretty low on the squeeze rank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938566
Asgård Is not bloody dead. Rangnarök hasn't even happen yet (Or it has already happened? Who knows?). Besides, a valkyrie would be preery useless after rangnarök.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938578
>preery
I have no idea how "Pretty" became that but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938548
>>17938572
Don't they get softer if you keep squeezing them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938578
Technically Ragnarok was either the last Feb.22 or the one before it, according to some scholars or something. So according to some people it already 'happened'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938578
Maybe someone should keep Surtur-chan busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938495
Is It wrong that I want to do Asanagi-tier stuff to a group of dorafs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938586
>according to some scholars or something
The thing about it is that any text written in rune stone and all the other renaming sources for this is really inconsistent.
Some say that it's going to happen, some say it's in the process of happening, some say it has already happened. The only thing scholars can say is that "Well we don't know".
Any of the folk lore that I have heard throughout my life makes it wound like it's going to happen. Like, Tor seams to be alive and kicking despite the fact that he's was going to die to the midgard serpent (Midgårdsormen).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938597
What would a MG Jormungandr be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938599
Sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938597
Yeah, that sounds about right. Thanks for clarifying.
>>17938599
The biggest lamia with the strongest venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938599
>>17938601
Like a lazy Wurm sleeping on the ocean floor, eating out her own tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938593
Depends, are we talking about "showing a woman her place" Asanagi or bestiality and guro Asanagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938599
I was thinking they would be like a Super-water-Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938599
The largest Wurm ever. Fortunately she sleeps with her tail in her mouth all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938604
"showing a woman her place"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938609

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938609
Understandable, dorafs do that to me as well. Especially Sturm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938584
They reach human levels of squishy after squeezing them enough, so they still aren't that good.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon Ymous. You have the power to feel great lust. Welcome to the Cuddle Corps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938638
I've waited my whole life for this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938638
I'm sworn to another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938638
I just want a strongfat wolfu.
Do you have strongfat wolfus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938656
No fat chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938614
>says "fuck you" and "kill yourself" in japanglish
>the line pointing to her crotch says "smells good"
Too adorable, would headpat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938668
Theres no point in joining if there's cuddling standards!
That's crap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938638
No, I like to fuck my dragon thank you very much.

And scaled girls can be extra cuddly too.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGslweDOihs&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938698
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

"Bear Hunting", a cat and mouse game that Grizzlys and men play to see who get caught first.
Would you play this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938705
Sounds fun.
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938709
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered letting the world be taken over by various Amazonian MGs ala Flash Point Paradox anon?

Surely the world would improve yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938705
>That one chubby grizzly gets caught by Anon because she stuffed herself too much for hibernation

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938712
Now I wish I had a Cockatrice in yellow spandex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938713
Sounds adorable.
Would grope while she pouts at being caught.

>>17938712
I see no issue with letting our jinko overladies take over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938712
Not really. They are too uncivilized for the world and would probably end up as workers.
They still make great partners though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938717
Now I wish I had a gremlin waifu to spank black and red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938729
Black and red are nice colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938705
Gonna challenge myself and catch a strongfat one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938778
Not if I catch one first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938712
>flash Point Paradox
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938786
A comic called Flashpoint in which Bruce Wayne dies as a kid, his mother becomes the Joker, and his daddy becomes Batman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938791
But is office lady Jinko still an office lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938791
I only read edgy cape comics, like super god or irredeemable.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna molest Onee-chan's tits and there's nothing she can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938796
She can kick you in the groin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938801
that's what the metal cup is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938796
That's how she gets the milk to come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938384
guy should have just cooperated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938814
>>17938796
Oneesans getting larger breasts because their otoutos like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938801
That's Wriggle's thing though. Kaguya won't let your balls off with a mere kick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938638
Is the Cuddle Corps the adult version of the Snuggle Scouts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938835
Onee-sans breasts belong to their otoutos. It is only normal that they decide how large should they grow.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had a fairy/genie waifu that could grant real, universe changing wishes but after you charged her up with sufficient sex, what would you wish for? Would you even want anything more than her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938845
>That awkward time for the oni oneesan when her otouto hits puberty and learns he likes large breasts.
>Extremely large breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938843
>fluffy horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938857
>He keeps massaging them during her sleep
>Spiking her food and drinks with Holst concentrate
>Masturbating to the thought of them
That is when a proper onee-san would remind him that he must respect her as his older sibling by giving him a paizuri that wouldn't end until he promised to take responsibility for the rest of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938873
He bet he would love getting a spanking from his big sister, his dick rubbing against her naked thight. Or even sandwiched between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938856
The greed of man knows no bounds. So yes.
Those 4k figurines are expensive, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938873
>That morning she wakes up and realizes she can't see her feet through her chest.

Things like this are why I'd need to be banned from learning magic/alchemy, along with being given a wife that is OK with massive funbags, along with other things.

>>17938856
Outside of changing her and acquiring plastic models, no we'd be good and Mamobammy can take the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938887
Character shaped models or anatomy shaped models?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938877
Only a slutty otouto who is found touching himself to the smell of his onee-san's used gym uniform would deserve to be spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938899
Small plastic models for war gaming purposes.
I do lewd things with her, not anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938843
No they're an intergalactic group who can create constructs out of light using the power of horniness.

[Anonymous No.]

Has a story like this been done?
>human boy and human girl are childhood friends
>girl moves away but they keep in contact online
>they grow up but they only chat online now
>portals open with little trouble
>boy tries to get a monster waifu, but is rejected at every turn because they sense he's claimed
>meanwhile, he keeps chatting with his friend online and laments his bad luck
>the girl's texts gradually get lewder and more obsessive
>Baka anon is baka
>One day he finally mentions that he wishes she was there
>"Just turn around"
>She's standing there, fully monsterized, dripping wet, and a perfect example of a [SPECIES]
>smut may or may not go here
I've had this idea for a while but I'm not the writefag type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938942
Well you just did that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938942
>One day he finally mentions that he wishes she was there
>"Just turn around"
Spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938947
I think anon was asking about a prose story
Also,
>Hi Cold, nice to meet you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938955
Undead humors should never leave cemeteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938947
>>17938955
Basically. I can usually outline ideas using greentext in the space of a post or two but I have neither the motivation, interest, creativity, nor time to go all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938955
who would be the jester and comedians of the monsterlord and subordinate aristocracy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938963
Well that's sad, I know how that feels. I still try to write but I never finish anything and just give up on things half-way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938985
No offense, but I’d rather leave my ideas in the open than start crappily writing something only to abandon it. This would be where I blogfag and lament my situation, but all that does is shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939038
Ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939038
unload your troubles onto me
even if they are hard to swallow
I'm use to swallowing huge loads

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938566
>Fimbulvetr during Ragnarok
>Chased through the woods of your homeland by the Wolves, bow on your back and twin axes on your belt
>They're all feisty and horny, catcalling you while they give chase, your heart pounding in your chest as the metal hooks of your boots give you traction in the snow
>Ragnarok has come; The Gods are dead
>You see it then, a shape running along side you
>It's as white as snow and as ethereal as the very winds whipping your face and beard
>A wolf, covered in runes, its deep blue eyes holding you in its gaze
>A final blessing by the Jotunn goddess herself
>YWN make your final stand against the horde with the last vestige of your dead pantheon by your side, eventually out-fucking and out-fighting at least three betas before the Alpha takes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939083
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938010

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939046
Happy Turkey Day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938942
>"Just turn around"
But who was phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939153
I appreciate that paizuri window'd Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939167
Car door hand door hand hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939128
I want to do things with Fenfen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939177
Not lewd, but very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939153
Ganbatte latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have doppelganger wife that's always in your preferred lewd form.
>It's got some....exaggerated attributes to it that both of you enjoy
>Everytime you go to meet the family on the holidays she has to tone it back a bit so as not to weird out your parents.

As nice as she is, it would be interesting trying to see her attempt to keep a reasonable figure while also trying to be true to your tastes. although there may be some 'slippage' during the gatherings.

[Anonymous No.]

>dopple uses doppling on guy
>takes the form of his mother
would this be too weird even for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939218
Its only awkward at family gatherings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939225
Would she update her look to match everytime she meets the mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939228
And therein lies the rub.
Does she look like a younger version, a 1-to-1 version, or an 'idealized' version with a few upgrades in the tit and ass area?

A true question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939218
She'd start sweating a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I was going to be productive today. I wasn't.
At least it's still beautiful out. I'm going into the woods for a walk. Saw some deer on Sunday and a rabbit Monday morning. Maybe this time I'll run into something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939254
Man, this is so familiar but I can't for the life of me figure where it's from and it's starting to kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939254
im just going to make a turkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939262
Ehhhhhh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939262
I'm sure your JubJub wife would enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939291
>JubJub
bizarro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939288
You known, I like Cockatrices but their focus on running makes them poor choices for me due to not being built for overly large breasts or meat.

Maybe thick muscles would be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939254
Look out for the Wendigos and White Horns, they may seem cute and fluffy but the Wendigo father is scary

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cat girl with sexy hips and a nice butt to slap around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939299
Cats almost always have large rears and hips, be they lolis, cuddlecats, or jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939303
what about cateaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939306
Those don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939297
Quit putting muscles on everything.

Not every girl needs to have a set of rigid abdominals made for grating cheese and licking.
Not every girl needs to have massive tree trunk arms that can lift you by the shirt collar so she can lean in for a kiss.
Not every girl needs a perfectly sculpted ass that could break a broom handle just by flexing.

Muscles are not sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939303
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939314
See, your words say no but the implications say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939314
I actually agree with this a bit. Muscles and fat are good if you have them just here and there. The best girls are normal or athletic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939316
What are you getting atwaaaaissu gaaaaai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939325
>Try as she may, the oni couldn't hide who she was on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938963
I would be an ass and tell you to git gud but I'll let one of the last few great Roman Emperors speak for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937653
>loli vampire except waiting until she stops being a loli
Then what's the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939314
There's absolutely no reason to have anal sex with supernaturally muscular girls, especially if they're drunk. It would be just horrible to feel her sphincter twitch around your dick, knowing full well an important part of you would be left inside her if she went out of control in the throes of ecstacy. I'm sure nobody would even consider such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939333
Growing up together and having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939345
Patrician taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

KC please give us something even if it is just a girl update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937441
You re wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939345
>Anon grows up with an Aka Oni girl next door
>She jokes about how she's going to be his bride when they grow up
>He jokes that he'll always be faithful
>Ends up moving away for a few years, returns back to his home town after other monsters could 'sense' that he was already claimed
>He's massive at 190 cm compared to his parents, with ramrod shoulders and a barrel chest
>Goes to his old friend's house, knocking on the door with knuckles that sound like thunder in his head
>There's a creak as it opens
>His old friend is standing here, just as full of muscle as he is if not more curvaceous with wide hips and derriere
>She literally dwarfs him at a whopping 230 cm, her horns just half a foot below the tall ceiling of her house
>Massive breasts barely contained in the tiger patterned chest wrap she's wearing, a distinct translucent fluid running down the inside of her thigh from beneath her loin cloth
>He just barely see that beneath it she's going full commando before she grabs him,
takes him upstairs and 'eats' him in the traditional Oni fashion: Loud, passionately,
and most importantly, heart pupil'd the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939329
This guy opened the borders to Visiwolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939376
>heart pupil'd
My favorite. Also they're going to have front linesmen for children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939398
Except he didn't. Aurelius was the last emperor in the Pax Romana because while he was incredibly self restrained and a Stoic, his successors were not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939416
Shut up and accept your new Homo Canis Lupus neighbors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939427
>Implying I wouldn't just fight tooth and nail to prove my sexual dominance over the Wolfus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939398
If anything Rome would be the wolves. You know, they used the wolf skins, in their banners and also the myth of the city's foundation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939329
They couldn't even beat some guys on horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939439
I thought rome was founded when romulus found a bunch of forever alone guys and promised them wives and thats where the word rape comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939449
Romulus and Remus were raised by a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938075
I doubt she'd actually let you die in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939470
everyone dies anon, humans much sooner

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938075

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939453
>MILF with two adopted sonnus
LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939477
Never underestimate a fox in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939218
>>dopple uses doppling on guy
>>takes the form of the guy himself
her reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939484
Big, muscled wolfus make great moms

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939362
One day KC will go back into overdrive and give us a girl every week like he once did.
In the meanwhile let's appreciate all the girls he has already given us.

Redcaps have the most lickable legs and their switch gimmick allows for a ton of variety in day to day life.
>You spend Monday getting chased by her in the woods thriller style
>Tuesday baking and watching movies with her
>Wednesday having wrestle sex in the morning and a romantic date in the evening

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of dark elves anon,they are used to kidnap their future mates

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939514
I hope it's true, I don't like the rapebait meme ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939517
What if both are true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939484
>>17939494
>Wolf-mom does her best to raise Romulus and Remus
>Romulus strikes his brother down to try and take Wolf-Mom as his bride, when she had no desire to bed either of her sons
>He raises Rome from the land, constantly spouting his love for his mother about how he's the best son she could ever ask for
>She flees into the lands beyond the Empire
>Marries and breeds with a Barbarian she meets, her descendants growing up among the Germanic tribes and the Goths with one mission imprinted into their very DNA
>To topple the prodigal son and avenge his fallen brother, through rape and Wolfu lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939521
Then I don't like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939505
I would enjoy coming home to a Redcap preparing an ambush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939536
An ambush with a lot of preparation and traps, or just a brute force ambush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939548
Running at you with her cleaver held over her head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939548
She's just lying in bed under the sheets, "hidden", waiting to rape you when you climb in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939548
An ambush where I've already searched the whole house, and just when I let my guard down to get a snack, she pops out of the fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939481
That story made me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939481
>>17939569
This fox is a bit too unhinged. Ancient Evils should be sealed away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939555
That's the best kind of ambush. Simple, old-fashioned and brutal.

>>17939558
>>17939563
They know that hitting when you expect it the least always results in a critical hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939569
It didn't end there though, she finds a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939575
>That's the best kind of ambush. Simple, old-fashioned and brutal.

She ends up destroying a lot of furniture as she chases you through the house though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939578
That's why you get insurance and infuriate your local Tanuki.
And besides who cares about a bit of furniture when your Redcap is so horny that her clever is actually dripping mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939481
>>17939569
Well... That's dark.

[Anonymous No.]

Sip

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939588
>Without purchasing the “Wurmguard” insurance addition you are not covered for Acts of Wife.
>Thank you,
>Nook Sisters Insurance

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939611
>my blood group
>French artist name
I feel suddenly very threatened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939615
Curse those shifty Tanuki merchants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939621
>I'm sorry you aren't covered for the damages your wife did to your living room
>However I can help you another way by giving you this coupon for a brand new leather couch at Nookea
>Don't forget to tell the manager that I was the one who sent you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939617
Just don't walk alone at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939621
I would unironically marry a tanuki.

Small, bushy tails, and a predisposition to being soft makes them perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939611
Who's this cut bat

[Anonymous No.]

>A monstergirl will never laugh at your small dick
This sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939638
Tanuki and Ratatoskr would be ultimate small waifu duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939329
Exactly. I have better things to work on than writing monster girl porn. I won’t let that distract me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939644
>A gyaru monstergirl will never laugh at your small dick while giving you a 5gil handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939645
That they would.
Small female mammals

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939569

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939649
Surely it would cost less than that. She only has to use her forefinger and thumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939659
She needs to really pay attention to it, though. Otherwise she'll lose her grip. That makes it more expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939609
There’s another page where she meets up with a lonesome island fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939657
She looks so sad...

>>17939662
I hope she do get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939569
I want to cum inside that ancient fox pussy and drown in her love.
I want to smile and answer with glee when she interrogates me about those other girls I've been talking to.
I want to see her expression when I casually call them trash and "worthless cum dumps".
I want to invite one into our bedroom so my wife can demean her and call her garbage while I thrust my dick between their cunts.
I want to impregnate lots of worthless girls while my wife watches and licks her lips.
I want to give my wife my "perfect" children.

I want to worship my chaotic evil, narcissistic, fox wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939672
kuso post

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939647
Well, I am sorry that you feel that way Anon because unless you're a colossal fuck up like me people generally won't care what you do. Ultimately, the choice is yours if you want to write or not, nobody can force it upon you.

Happy Turkey Day regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939675
Maybe some people just want to be evil, anon. Morals are just a matter of perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939666
Sympathy for the devil eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939569
She deserved it. Lonely or not that doesn't forgive her cursing people's loved ones so they stay with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939688
>arch-Demon clad in sexy attire singing sympathy for the Devil
>she’s really a total sweetheart
>comes to your family’s Thanksgiving, all 8 feet of her in jeans and a ribbed sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939688
Well, if the devil is cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17936613
Don't forget about the abs. That's the most important stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939694
The only good MGs are from MGE and hiromoto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939694
Loneliness is a crueler torture than any knife can grant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939641

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939714
a bit too big and fluffy for my tastes, I like my bats sleek and tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyykPFoXuzM

Mega bats > Micro bats

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939153
Wait, is one a Doraf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939725
ADORABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939696
>family is impressed by her enormous horns even though they get caught in the ceiling fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939714
>>17939611
>>17939725

Why are bats just so pure and lovely?
They manage to be so perfectly cuddly and lewd at the same time.

My werebat folder is criminally small,
post cute bats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939747
Sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTZTJpNRc8

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Thanksgiving, thread. I hope you all get to spend the day with people who love you. I'm always thankful for these threads, since they almost always cheer me up when things are tough. Sadly I don't have any art of a turkey harpy, so have a thanksgiving jub instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939747

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939752
Lewd, I want a werebat girl to corner me and jump my bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
Thanks to you too, friend. A happy Thanksgiving to all.
And now I want to devour that meat-packed JubJub. That’s perfect Jub to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
Thick Jubs are for eating out as they melt and moan. Would grope and molest while calling her my fat meaty bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
Meaty birds are best birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
Stuff that bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939713
Most people these days live alone and aren't affected too badly by it though. Lately I've been thinking on those stupid moral episodes of those shows I saw as a kid and realising that solitude isn't the hell those things and normies portray it as.
It's just annoying and uncomfortable sometimes, but there are much worse things out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
> I hope you all get to spend the day with people who love you.
Alcohol loves me, does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
>Thanksgiving Jub-Jub
[ Urge to ridicule a certain writefag intensifies ]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939820
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
I love Jubs and I love meaty big Mom-like girls but I’m torn about a Jub being like that. Jubs are for carrying, being the protecter of and tenderly taking charge of. Could I really be like that to such a meaty, motherly Jub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939824
If you start lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939824
Yes. Because she knows you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939826
>>17939829
>Anon marries a big, motherly looking meaty JubJub
>She's timid, subservient, and yet just as horny and needy as a normal Jub
>Anon DOES IT FOR HER and POWER OF LOVE's his way to Eros-Paladin tiers of buff, with a monster shlong granted to him by incubization
>Now he carries his even meatier wife around with pride on her perch as she showers him in endless affection and doting, her plump ass and fat tits jiggling as he easily pounds her while standing, her eyes dripping hearts
Happy couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939822
shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939851
The good news about having a Jub wife is that you WILL get strong.
It takes some effort to carry your wife around like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939824
Grow a goddamn spine, hit the gym, and eat big. Do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939851
I love my birds meaty, she won't be in flying shape anytime soon and she'll be loving each moment of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939815
This. Apparently >>17939713 has never had a paper cut let alone a knife wielding maniac smiling wildly as she's about to carve into his face. Loneliness is a first world problem usually self inflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
I'd do lewd things to a harpy only during thanksgiving. Too bad we don't have that here though, but I appreciate the thought.

Happy thanksgiving to you too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939931
Harpies of all types deserve to be stuffed on thanksgiving, ghandarvha and thunderbirds included

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939815
>>17939915
I'll concede that point, lonliness is usually self-inflicted. However it is important to note that a lot of mental-illnesses stem from prolonged social isolation.

Avoidant Personality Disorder is one such disease, even if its the psychological equivalent of being a mary sue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939940
Can you not fuck on the dinner table? We're trying to eat here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939942
Furthermore, broken bones can be reset and cuts can be sutured shut.
There isn't a whole lot of medicine that can treat a sick mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this batposting
what about fruitbats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939894
More like grow a spine and don't associate with landwhales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939947
Fucking on the table is mandatory for Jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939947
We'll do it before/after you eat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940025
Lims are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940026
And lewd.
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:LilimMari71.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940040
>The daughter of the Overlord getting dommed by a cat
She is bringing shame to her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940049
>Overlord
Do we really have to go by that terrible translation?
It makes her sound like a B movie villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940049
well that seems meanspirited

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940057
and "Demon Lord" doesn't?
captcha: alping groppo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940025
>Even more steelims
Make it stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940065
Cry me a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940064
It sounds less bad for a Japanese fantasy world.
Overlord sounds like a genuinely evil or bad thing too, while Demon Lord just implies she's the leader of demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940072
Why so needlessly spiteful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938668
Yes fat chicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940074

For some reason it makes me think of the Overmind from Starcraft

Awaken my child and embrace the glory that is your birthright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940119
This artist gave me fat fetish, fuck him!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd stick a photo of my ugly small penis on the bulletin board in the nearest monstergirl town.
No one would know it was me!
NO ONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940119
Grope the bun

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940121
But I don't wanna get raped by zergling lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940132

you underestimate how good monster girls are at scouting/spying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940136
You're rather have a hydralisk waifu coiling around you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940142
NO. ONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939753
That's a very meaty bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940143
Nah I think he'd rather go for a Ultralisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940144
Anon, you've forgotten about the kunoichi. They're entire purpose is tracking down penis. That photo is basically an open challenge to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940150
What are they going to do, look at all the penises in the local area? That's a lot of dick, anon, too much for even them to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940159
Give monster girls an inch of penis and they'll take a mile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940143
Well, I wouldn't say no.

>>17940147
You got it, a big centauroid with huge muscles and quad blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940164
Mines too small to make an inch, let alone a mile.
Checkmate, Fallen God worshippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940119
>>17940122
Fatfags go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940159
They have penis tracking down to a fucking science. They've probably studied their entire lives to understand the formation of penii. Give one a full body photo and and a rough idea of your diet, and they could draw a 93% accurate sketch of your dick. Once that dick photo goes up, all they have to do is reverse that process and determine a profile of people who would have that penis. After that it's only a matter of time before one breaks into your house, tears off your pants, and confirms her suspicions. You can't hide forever, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940184
>Gremlins, Liches, and overworked Anubi cross analyzing and drawing up sketches to find out who the owner of the dick was
>MGC Detective agency in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940180
being attracted to "fatness",to a certain point, is common in heterosexual males, as it indicates the ability of the female to provide nutrients trough breast feeding to the young. People who like skinny androgynous looking women without any fats are actually interested in men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940184
Wow, monsters take penis inspection day pretty seriously.
But I have a secret weapon:
I live in a universe where monstergirls don't exist. Just let them try and find me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940180
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940189
>Rata with a picture popping up to an anon and asking 'Do you recognize this Dick?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940189
>for humans, dicks drawn on a notebook are boredom and immaturity.
>for monstergirls, it IS the work.

Fuck, someone needs to write up a story for CSI: Penis Investigation now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940180
>Implying you wouldn't a strong fat oni.
Being in denial is sad anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940200
There's a hard difference between strongfat and obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940198
>Wanted posters with the dick are posted across town

>>17940199
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940198
That's disgusting and sexual harrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940204
But do you recognize it?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, I want a hivemind waifu now.
All the fun of a harem, but with none of the competition!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940210
Maybe I do, maybe I don't, what's in it for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940191
While I agree, you have to draw a line somewhere and a few of our residents cross it pretty handily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940216
Flyrantchan please.
Some of us don't want to be brought into a hive fleet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940216
yeah queen slimes are awesome. it really one think,since queen slimes grow their intelligence exponentially with their "bodies, if I had a village sized red slimes type queen slime wouldn't she be the most intelligent being the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940215
Best dime hooker junkies.
They can let you "creampie" them for cash without even having to touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940198
>no but I want to
>instantly Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940220
Tell everything you know and you won't get offered to the alps for their midnight meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940242
Maybe I like Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940244
They have strap-ons. You don't like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940233
Depends. A Dark Slime variant of a Queen slime would be comparable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940246
I don't need a strap on, I have a dick I can use on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940249
Shog variant of Queen Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940252
That's a lot of maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940233
The int growth would probably logarithmic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940235
Man, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940250
You seem to misunderstand. If you don't spill it out, your ass is going wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940266
See >>17940261

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940266
Like hell it is, it's going in that alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940266
You fuck off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940271
See >>17931431, newfriend.

>>17940272
Only if you spill it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940257
We might get space travel technology as soon
as generation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940255
shape shifting maids, not only your house is made out of shog the trees the grass, the bugs, even the dirt you walk in is shog.

[Anonymous No.]

If a powerful magic using monster ever husbando'd you, then surely she'd use her magic to try and locate you in the multiverse, right?
Maybe it isn't as easy as a convenient portal? Maybe it takes time to slowly manifest fully into another world.
Maybe some of them are already trying.
Have you ever sometimes felt like someone was watching you, or was present even when you're alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940276
You may want to look up logarithmic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940216
But that's a xeno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940280
Would you jerk off to upset the environment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940283
No, why would anyone take interest in me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940283
That would imply that any female in the multiverse is even remotely interested in a relationship with me. I won't be able to believe it until it actually happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940285
>logarithmic
fuck I read exponentially for some reason.
a sharp increase followed by a a slow decline in the amount gained by each bodies right? Even if that was the case that with the first sharp increase would be enough to reach the desired level of intelligence. But i don't thin that it would be logarithmic, since each bodies added is like adding a new brain to the shared consciousness, a dumb brain but a brain none the less. So the increase in processing capacity would be roughly the same each time while the overall intelligence of the "hive" would grown exponentially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940310
Well, slimes don't have brains at all, and it's all one mind.
Adding more bodies may help with thinking, but each body provides a diminishing return, as it has to coordinate with all the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940287
I guess I could literally fuck everything in my line of sight, not a bad idea. I would could "become with nature" better than any of the meditating hippies ever could.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940318
Hi Alp, I'm Dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940296
>>17940288
You know its scarier how similiar we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940320

>>17940261

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940318
Anon, I know you love that whole "You can be anything" thing. But you can't be a fucking mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

so what happens if a dopple is into a gay guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940334
He becomes an Alp and then she grows a penis and then the thread has a shit storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940333
From now on I want you guys to call me "Everest" and respect my right to be the tallest thing on the planet. If you can't accept this you are a alpophobe, and need to check your mountaineering privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940333
...can a Mountain be a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940350
Gnomes and Doromes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940350
Well, girls can be as big as a mountain.

according to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940352
>Giant Gnomes /Doromes
Most interesting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940350
Yes.

http://tectus.rocks/

[Anonymous No.]

>No P'Orcs to spend thanksgiving with
A sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940352
>>17940354
Well, wish me luck guys. There's a lonely Dorome who I need to climb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940314
yes one mind with the thinking capabilities of several individuals. Lets say she has a base intelligence(BI) is x, ignoring learned experiences etc, when a new body is added to the mix it the new BI is 2x, add another body and the (BI) would be 3X, etc. That means that at 3 bodies the learning-speed/information-retention is 3 times higher than normal. Not only that the information processing is also 3 times as high seeing that there are multiple bodies to receive "input". This would lead to an overall increase in overall intelligence much higher than 3 times the normal, just like in a computer. While the percentage increase in the intelligent gets smaller every time a new body is added the overall intelligent increase is the same each time. At the first body is a x+x while at lest say n50 is 49x+x

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940367
Extra input reduces thinking power, it doesn't increase it.
Sensory overload is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

"We don't get ridiculed, we get rid of fools!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940384
Cad really did good on that Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940384
She has to have "fuck me" written on her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940378
In a normal humans and machines yes, but the profile states that their base level of intelligence increase even with the increased input, so the intelligence not only increases only only to make up for it it increases to and has some to spare. AN the extra information retained help develop the overall hive mind as a hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940395
Look, if you want to headcanon your supercomputer waifu have at it, but since we never hear of anything of the sort despite very large queen slimes definitely existing, there's no reason to think it happens in setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940395
*And

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940403
Well yeah, we aren't sure of what happens. But I can at least be sure that the ya re smarter than most humans, and that is enough for me. I could still create the perfect factory line regardless of how smart they are since they share their consciousness, and that's my fetish lined up workers hammering down steel, melding it and making, it into cogs,moving synchronized at the beat of a tune juts UHGGGGGG .

[Anonymous No.]

>>17937862
>Perverse
>Smug
>Stalker
Can it get any better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940384
Who is that meant to be?
>>17940392
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQPByyvjyGk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940446
>Who is that meant to be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIvx-fKFwVk

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940446
>Who is that meant to be?
Blacker Baron you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940384
She better be easy to rebuild barbecue of all the abuse she'll get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940484
>barbecue

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940384
Stop starin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940446
It's spelled out right there in the filename anon, Blacker Baron.
https://youtu.be/655bv5kJcig
She'd probably be less Kuu than your average Golem, and more bombastic.

>>17940462
Contrary to your belief anon, that was not a motherfucking Jojo reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940427
Reminder that in MGQ, an entire slime colony was dumber than the protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940487
Monster Girl Barbecue! The Southern Minotaurs cooking perfect medium rare steak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940495
Medium rare is my favorite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940494
what?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best waifu for someone with an inferiority complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940496
That's because its the best kind.

>>17940506
Wurm

>>17940495
I want one of the strongfat waitresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17935918
>mindfllayer with a southern accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940506
Nacho or Vamp.

Nothing infuriates a complex more than anything that can be perceived as patronizing, so they best choice is to go in the opposite direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940495
Don't they feel weird eating beef isn't it like us eating monkeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940494
I don't remember that, also other setting and a completely new species of slime so that doesn't apply at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940365
>tfw no P'orc who plumps herself up because she can't get enough of all the delicious Thanksgiving food you cooked up
>she isn't satisfied until she sucks a few loads of semen out of you for dessert

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940528
They don't think about it much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940539
The cutest big pig.
Would spoil with delicious cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940540
That makes sense. Minotaurs aren't known for their deep philosophical debates about the consciousness of other species after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope y'all are having a comfy thanksgiving! Nothing better than tons of food and football! My waifu doesn't quite get football but everyone loves to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940516
So if inferiority-kun marry's a total bitch his complex will even out?

I'm confused, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940528
Why would you have a problem eating monkeys besides the obvious that they're not good meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940516
if I had to deal with their shit besides my mental issues I feel like I would end up with wisp-chan if you know what i mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940557
Yup, bring that up to them and they tell you to stop thinking so hard and shove some steak into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940506
Ushi-Oni
Can’t feel sorry for yourself when you’re being raped senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940571
It just feels weird to eat animals who are smart an look like humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940506
Devil or Demon, they would help MAKE you get over all your insecurities in order to make you fall into hedonistic pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940583
If they were fatty and able to produce large quantities of meat and cows were lean, dwarf versions of themselves taking themselves off the market we would be growing orchards for mass marketed monkey meat no matter how weird it feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940528
DELICIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940599
UMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940599
>>17940601
HUEHUEHUE
Kauken BUTSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940599
>>17940601
Well that was unexpected

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940597
Maybe, I still think I wouldn't eat them if I had the alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940611
I'm just contrasting. They don't make a good meat so in reality it doesn't matter. Still I think cows are fairly intelligent and it's only because of their specific properties of quick growth, large growth, easy domestication, and the ability to grow fat based off of an entirely inexpensive plant based diet that they are the perfect meat. Also milk. Chicken is good because of growth in a short period of time. Also eggs. Pork is because you can feed them anything and they will grow to huge proportions. Those are our main domestic meat markets and everything else is caught or hunted requiring much more labor. If more human shaped animals had the qualities of our domestic meat products they would be in the running even though more expensive because you would need trees to free range monkeys but I imagine cage commercial farming would be efficient but brutal way to farm them. Sorry for the wall of text. I got off on a tangent. My point being that if they were a main meat market it would be normal and we would have been farming them for thousands of years. You might even be having monkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940640
So what you're saying is that I need to start a kakuen farm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940650
Yes and milk them. Milk them well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940591
>Starts an internal monologue about how he'll never be a good enough write-fag to surpass the likes of YBA and other god tier.
>Goes on and on about how the only thing he's good at isn't even anywhere near the levels of actual skill.
>"I may as well just kill myse-"
>Devil Waifu just grabs him by the cheeks and forces his face into her crotch before mounting him and 69ing for the next 20 minutes. >Followed by rampant cow-girl fucking and then finally cuddling on the couch with some tender kissing.

Devil waifus would be great. I want to be the manager of a devil idol and give her some pep talks behind stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940657
I can do that.
Big, soft, milky kakuens to raise and milk!
Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940578
>they tell you to stop thinking so hard and shove some steak into your mouth.
This has my boner's attention
>strongfat Mino comes over with a big steak on a plate
>sits her thicc ass in your lap and faces you
>feeds you a piece of the steak on a fork, watching you enjoy every bite
>the next piece she "accidentally" drops into her cleavage, so she grabs your head and forces it between her huge tits to get it
>at this point she can feel your dick stabbing at her crotch
>says she'll be really careful this time, taking a small piece and putting it between her soft lips before leaning in close to you
>as soon as you take a bite, she pulls you into a passionate kiss, filling your mind with nothing but the thought of meat
>the meat in you mouth, the meat on your lips, the meat pressing against your chest, and the meat crushing your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940673
Man, this steakhouse has excellent service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940673
>that was quite a cut of meat
>we pride ourselves on our finest choice cuts
>I wasn't talking about the steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940673
The best.
Between them and P'Orcers, I don't know which would have the best strongfat waitresses.

[Anonymous No.]

finally got to reading that one nanashi vampire manga everyone and their grandma kept telling me about,
really like their dynamic, doms the guy hardcore cause hes a sub but has her sweet side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940673
I want this but with a pair of Loli holsts both sitting on seperate knees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940712
So two oppai loli holsts with plump bottoms holding up meat for you to eat?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch B-Grade movies with monster girls that involve their species.

Imagine watching Anaconda with an anaconda lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940707
>doms the guy hardcore cause hes a sub but has her sweet side.
The best kind of dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940591
No anon, instead it's going to end up just like that manga about the succubus and the depressed guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you like women that act sluttier than anything mizuryu could shit out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940733
But I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940733
I don't know who that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940733
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940734
If you like monster girls then you absolutely like women that act like bigger whores than Mizuryu's girls.

>>17940735
Use Google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940733
>>17940744
You don't know much about monstergirls, do you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940744
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Vampire daughterus bite their own father before getting her own bloodbag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940757
They get nibble toys and pre-drawn blood to suck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940751
I know enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940714
Yeah, and for them to bicker over who gets to feed me! And for them to grind into my legs more and more as they take turns mouth-feeding me cuts of the steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940699
Why not both?
>Mino and P'orc crushing you between their meaty bodies in a small booth
>"Dear customer, we're so glad you ordered our prized bacon-wrapped filet mignon. It's that perfect mix of muscle and fat."
>"You must really have a taste for that kind of thing. You know, the two of us really love fat, juicy meat too~"
>the P'orc licks her lips as the Mino giggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940773
Apparently not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940775
>"I want to feed oniichan this time!"
>'What? You just fed him! I wanna go!'
>"No me!"
>First holst puts a piece of steak in your mouth while the other's shocked expression becomes a pout and she eagerly waits to give you the next piece.

>>17940779
The best.
Although I would need to resist giving each of them a bite too and hand feed them.

[Anonymous No.]

What are Jiangshis exactly? like they are suppoused to be a brand of vampires but they act like zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940784
That would be great! I hope they wouldn't mind me groping them and giving out a few kisses on neck and cheek between bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940784
Don't worry about feeding them your steak, Anon. I'm sure they would enjoy your man meat more. How would you feel about them taking turns under the booth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940794
They'd let out little squeaks of surprise, and moans, when you grope them and they'd be blushing and squirming after each kiss.

>>17940795
I wouldn't mind but I can't just eat while they don't have anything.
Hell, I'd even get them their own meals if need be, even if they're big eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940799
Oh man, I'd definitely be a return customer. I hope those little holsts wouldn't mind me coming by on the weekly, or being requested by name!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940804
When they saw you while going about their waitressing duties, they'd probably quickly deliver their orders before running over to give you hugs with little shouts of 'oniichan!'

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile the Kiki maid cafe across the way promising a "relaxing and classy time" barely has any customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940811
I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940793
A reanimated corpse that feeds on the life energy of the living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940811
Liar. I'm right in front of it and I can see quite decent amount of people inside.
I wish I could be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940817
Why don't you go inside? They save the nicest ones for the nervous people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940811
Are you kidding?
They'd be swimming in folks.

If anything, these cafes/chains would be impromptu jobs/husband meeting places for these girls.

Only reason I would go to P'Orcer's/Mino Meats is because I enjoy a good burger and hot wings.

Steak fries are also important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940817
Here's a dollar. Go inside and get you a coffee to warm up.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls should never know what human women do to their men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940822
>>17940828

Did i forgot to mention you need to make a reservation? like at least 3~5 days ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940718
any or mge or other media monstergirls fall under that?

[Anonymous No.]

>Maid cafes
You don't need them when you work in a butler cafe

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940840
You're thinking of the Anubis-staffed one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940848
What about a cafe for Butlers(female)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940838
They'll call in Druella and nuke the nearest city with dark matter if they found out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940809
Id spoil those little bovines rotten! Fill them with loads of candy and polish their horns, give them belly rubs too if they want em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940851
Do they exist? like I thought Anubis are more fond of administrate business or being in charge basically anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940860
Anon, that's how you get two pudgy, oppai loli holsts that love you more than anything in the world.

The boss would probably start asking if you just want to take them home with you after their shifts.

They'd also probably tell you about their days while you are hand fed by them.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can't handle both, choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
I could handle both, but choosing kiki is for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
The choice is made!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
Which one won't turn me in a brainless breeding pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940889
Shogs can be motivational too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940879
I'd love to take the boss up on their offer! Hopefully I don't embarrass them in front of their co-workers or anything. Would they want to be hand fed by me every once in a while? Cause I wouldn't mind being the one who indulges them after a rough day at work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
Today is a day for indulgence and excess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
Shoggs. The things she can do go beyond a Kiki. Don't get me wrong I love Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
Shog has the more alluring smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
I NEED the kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940892
The Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940897
Of course they wouldn't mind being hand fed by you, they'd be giggling and wiggling in anticipation in the hopes of being the next one given a bite by you.

And don't worry you won't embassy them unless you do too much spoiling.

Their boss may pinch their middles and recommend a good training so they have some strength to them if it gets too noticeable, although she'd leave the final decision up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940902
That's a fluffy lookin' Shog. Cute.
>>17940907
The Kiki has a happy look, but the Shog is clearly fighting back orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940911
Insane still counts as brainless.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be a lonely Pharaoh's favorite butler in the butler cafe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940838
And what is it that human women do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940922
Insane out of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
Kiki is life, Shog is hometown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940926
Do you really need to ask that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940912
I'll hold myself back from peppering them with kisses whenever I pick them up or drop them off at work. And if them being pudgy isn't s problem for them, it isn't one for me. Though I could come up with quite a few 'exercises' for them if they ever wanted to drop a few pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940919
>The Kiki has a happy look, but the Shog is clearly fighting back orgasm.
Shog's smile just seems more intimate to me. Dunno why. Kiki's sunny smile seems like one she'd just flash any one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940940
Anon, they'd be positively delighted if you peppered them with kisses when you come or leave.

And they probably don't mind being pudgy if you don't mind, although they'd want to avoid getting any heavier due to the tight fitting uniforms they wear, even though much of it will end up in their chests.

Just be sure that said exercise doesn't take too much out of them before work, or that they're dribbling.

Granted, it can put some pep in their step if done right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940922
She is insane you are just indulging her insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940955
Well if they don't mind, I'll make sure to kiss over every inch of their face, cheeks, and lips!

Oh they won't have any extra pep, they'll be limping by the time I'm done with them. Won't be able to sit straight either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940941
It's called a "gentle smile" anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940811
I'd hop on over, I'm a fan of classy environments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940963
Good man, that'll cheer them up, although may want to hold off on the other thing till after the shift so they can relax after you do the deed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Could a kiki become a sports car?An ice-cream machine? A massage chair? A TV? No? well a shog could. Checkmate bird lovers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940939
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940995
Can a shog convince you to love her without eldritch magics? Checkmate, esquimaux cultists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940995
Can a shogposter go five minutes without thinking about kikis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940923
I'd rather serve Vampires and mafia mofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941013
Having to serve mafia mofus at a butler cafe sounds trying as hell.
They’re going to take advantage of you and be smug about it the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940994
Loli wights best wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940995
A Shoggoth probably can't pull off complex feats like creating machinery from her own body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941011
All she has to do is hold me and pat my head. Is that some type of elderich magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941022
I want a loli wight to plant her plump posterior on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941011
Entirely possible to fall in love well before any eldritch shenanigans.

>>17941027
Oh ye of little faith. Besides, a car made of Shog would mostly just look like a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941021
Well that's because the cafe is theirs,
they have an entire zone that only mafia members can go

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941021
I'd rather be IT for mafia mofus.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be the loyal aide of a demon officer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941033
I should HOPE it’s not a functional car.
>Shog burning herself as fuel

[Anonymous No.]

Are tomboy kikis like butlers, or are they like farm girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941049
Butlers. Suits and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941048
It's all magic. The wheels move because she says they should. There's no actual engine, just more Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941049
>kiki's in butler uniform

this needs art

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941053
So, she’s Flintstoning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941053
> crack open hood of Shogmobile
> there's just an empty space with a framed picture of you.
> The radio crackles to life, a familiar voice blaring out, somehow exactly as you think it should.
> " That's the engine. My love for you keeps me going! "
> car winks at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941056
Basically.

>>17941057
A cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941056
With higher friction efficiency and more torque; yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941055
This is the closest thing I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941066
Cool kiki still cute.
is she a battle buttler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941069
She seems like the kind who orders a team to eliminate the threat before you yourself even know it exists, rather than to directly engage.
Rumor has it she has a black belt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941078
So, if she isn't like a regular kiki.
then what kind of reward I shall give her for a good job?

[Anonymous No.]

Reverse trap monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Mino and P'orc might be my new favorite duo, partly because I'm such a meat lover.
>"Anon, please be my stud and rut this cow in heat."
>"No, Anon. Turn me into your breeding sow first. I want your piglets so bad."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941107
Same, although I'd throw oni up there.

They can have muscle and pudge in equal amounts and it works.

[Anonymous No.]

May try to do something with this qt rat sometimes this long weekend. Make no guarantee on quality, but it'll be nice to write a short for once, I guess.

Probably gonna have to delete the image since can see some snatch hatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941099
>be hanging out with your tomboy succubus friend
>her masculine clothes hide her feminine body pretty well
>then you hear a tearing sound and her tits pop open her button up shirt
>this is the tenth time her sarashi has torn and you don't know why she still bothers with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941090
Allow her to scrub your toilet with a toothbrush just not yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941127
She wants the manthing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941099
what about just reverse girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941099
A flat Mad Hatter would be pretty convincing in that outfit of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940384
If you told me I'd see blacker baron in a monster girl thread I'd think you were insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941133
Ew. can't give her the equivalent of a headpat instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941090
Whatever you negotiated in the contract is payment enough, whatever form that may take.
Romantic attempts may be rebuffed, at first, under the excuse of it being unprofessional. True to Kikis at her heart, though, she would be thrilled should you ever decide to take things further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941114
I get the feeling that if the portal opened, one way or another I would wind up with a harem of strongfat girls. There are just too many species that fit the body type so well to have only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941143
A Mad Flatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941146
She'll mumble a cold thank you but you know a dirty girl like her just wants to clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941151
Same.
And it would be fantastic.
P'Orcs, Onis, and Minotaurs are obvious but a salamander or maybe even a hinezumi wouldn't be out of the question.

Such fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941152
Don't tell that to her face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941151
A strongfat bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941168
>how to get Shroom’d in record time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941153
I wonder if kikis find being dirty to be a turn on.
>"Master, everyday I clean and clean, and yet... this naughty maid of yours is still so...dirty~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941171
Unusual but not unwelcome.
A fallen unicorn knight perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941178
I think so, but indirectly.
That is, it’s specifically the act of making a dirty thing clean as new that really gets them going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941181
She used to be a chubby unicorn, but a guy with a fit fetish dicked her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of all the different type of harpy species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
I'll take my kiki wearing a collar and leash like a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941188
And that guy was me!
Also, strongfat jinkos would be another obvious one.

But that bicorn sounds cute.
Would be especially fun if she didn't go full lewd and got pouty whenever she saw one of the other girls doing something wrong and had to teach them how to 'do hubby right'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941178
Now I want a version of MacBeth with Lady MacBeth played by a manic Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941191
>alright girls, it’s time to draw straws to see whose turn it is to keep an eye on Jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941163
Man, with all those strong, warrior girls gathered around you would surely intimidate and skinny sluts who would want to steal you away from them.

>>17941171
Bicorn would be good for a harem's foundation, but I have a hard time imagining a strongfat one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941177
Yes please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941202

Black Harpy
Cockatrice
Crow Tengu
Gandharva
Harpy
Jubjub
Siren
Thunderbird

I WANT THEM ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941207
p'orcs just going to eat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941199
She'd show them whos the boss of that gym.

>>17941205
Buff horse body isn't that hard to imagine putting some abs onto her isn't either. I'm sure one day you'll see her beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941215
Dirty p'orcs will leave the squishy shroombooty alone if they know what's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941205
Yep, and they'd take body-guarding seriously.
So seriously that I'd be surrounded on all side by them getting in close to 'keep me safe'

>Oni sitting me in her lap,Minotaur squeezing in on the left while the P'Orc takes the right and the hinezumi takes the my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941163
Man, with all those strong, warrior girls gathered around you would surely intimidate and skinny sluts who would want to steal you away from them.

>>17941171
Bicorn would be good for a harem's foundation, but I have a hard time imagining a strongfat one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941219
Yep.
She'd show them which muscles I prefer, where my weak points are and how to properly exploit them.

She still loves snuggling up together even after the change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941229
>being enveloped in all that flesh
Dear Chief God, my dick would be the hardest object known to man. They better take responsibility and have my daugterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941219
Just watch out for jabronis.

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>>17941261
I imagine that they would when given the option, although that hinezumi would be the first one feeling it.
And she'd remain stoic so as not to alarm the others, although she'd be sure to give her large rear a wiggle or two to let you know that she feels it.

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>>17941271
I can only imagine that when its finally time to have sex, they all duke it out in a free for all match using demonsilver weapons to decide who gets to go first. By the time they're done, they are so horny that they are ready to grind your pelvis to dust over and over again.

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>>17941302
Most definitely, a match for the ages.

And it would probably make them train harder and try to better fuel their muscles for greater gains.

Regardless of who is first and who is last, everyone is part of the post coital cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Never Forget

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>>17941311
Gotta be sure to pleasure them equally during as well. One riding your dick like crazy, one sitting on your face getting eaten out, and the other two using your hands for whatever, be it fingering, groping, or spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941352
Yep, although no girl that got the D is getting to ride my face for obvious reasons.

We'd also change who cuddles where for varieties sake, although I'm making sure that no-one is going unsatisfied for the evening.

The Hiinezumi would probably be the softest of the four and also a mostly stoic girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Almost forgot to post turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941379
Stuff that Birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941379
Anon, that's a peacock

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941379
Dammit anon not again. I already told you that's a peacock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941390
>>17941394
I know you've never seen a live turkey in your lives so I've prepared this complimentary image portraying the turkey form you're used to.

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941379
>gobble gobble

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a shiny blue turkey you dumb seppos. Probably don't know about the green peacock either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941398
I've seen a live turkey many times. Even made a few dead. That's a male peacock (female).

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941421
Looks like it's got cysts and tumors on its face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941318
What the shit?
Did an MGU poster write an anubis story and post it here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941213
You have good taste. All of the harpy family girls are pretty excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941398
I have too seen a wild turkey, I've seen em crossing the road on rural highways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941428
They're beauty marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941440
Maybe for Nurgle followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941032
I want to plant my hands on a loli wight's hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941398
Why do you keep posting this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941429
a joke that went too far, if i remember correctly i think an anon said about ahegao/tears and it snow balled into image eventually, it was a couple years ago, so my memory is shot, i saved the image though since i got a laugh out of it at the time

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: all single momsters are meant to be their sonu's bride

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941461
My momster would be so big and meaty that only I would want her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941461
>kid asking his momster why she never got married

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941475
That's the day little anon gets to learn what "Paizuri" is and why his momster keeps all those lewd looking oils around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941481
"Ara, so young and yet you already cum like a fire hose...honey, do you want a baby sister?~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941461
>>17941475
>”Ehehehehe, see sweetie? This was mommy’s old outfit back in the Demon Army before I adopted you!”
>”U-um, I swear it still fits! There! How does mommy look? Does she look good?”
>(Please tell me I look good, please walk over and slap around my fat naughty tits, please be my man that will suck my tits dry and breed me swollen, I want you, I need you so bad-)
>”Y-you look really cool mom! You should wear it more often!”

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>>17941443
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941463
>Mammo Mana already shaping a monster to be perfect for her son
>She thinks she's simply eating too many sweets

Poor confused momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941498
I want to purposefully fail sex ed in school so that my momster has to personally tutor me. That's when she pulls out the really lewd outfit she was saving for the man she wanted to seduce the most which of course doesn't fit, but that just makes it look even sexier on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941461
>Salamander teaches her son the Riddle of Steel
>Steel is brittle, the flesh is weak
>It's only the lust that truly endures

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941510
>she tries to cut back and exercises right in front of her son, giving him a front row seat to watch her bouncing breasts and jiggling ass
>she's completely clueless as to how she keeps getting meatier

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941523
>Milfbody succubus momster laying back on the bed and gently telling you to explore her body, and that she’ll explain each part as you get to it
>and then she’ll lay you down and do the same for you
Expect lipstick marks all over your body and a deep ring of it around the base of your cock.
Damn I fucking love Momster fantasies.

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>>17941541
Exactly.
I'd be enjoying those thigh thighs, wide hips, and fat ass all day, along with whatever meat makes its way to her middle and, obviously, chest.

Hopefully she doesn't have those mid diet breaks folks have where they splurge.

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>>17941544
>Expect lipstick marks all over your body and a deep ring of it around the base of your cock.
Goddamn that’s some fine taste you’ve got there Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941421
So this is what happens when you try to fry a turkey without killing it first

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>>17941531
Please refrain from posting off-topic images.

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>>17941548
If you suspect she's about to hit one of those breaks, just tell her you have a dietary suppliment that will make her forget those cravings. It's a thick white liquid that's best while warm and she should drink a lot of it every day.

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>>17941566
I dunno.
I kinda want to walk in one morning to see my momster lying amongst a bunch of discarded cookie wrappers and some cake crumbs just so I can tell her that she doesn't need to push herself so hard and give her a comforting hug, right before going over to pour her a cup of coffee.

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>>17941562
Please refrain from posting off-topic replies.

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>>17941571
>right before going over to pour her a cup of coffee.
Make her ask for cream. Make her lap it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941581
Oh, I'd ask her if she wanted it and, if so, would add it in secret to keep it all going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941461
>>17941475
>>17941498
>>17941531
>Obsessive Cyclops Momster that takes hundreds of pictures of you and keeps a scrapbook in her panty drawer and a latex suit, a pair of handcuffs, a ball-gag, and a blindfold in her sock drawer

>Lewd and teasing Manticore Momster. Offers to buy you premium memberships to pornsites and keeps lots of tissues on hand. Likes to walk in on you and joke about letting you use her tail. IF (and by that I mean when) she finds any mother son doujins she'll make you sit in her lap and read them with you while her tail milks you.

>Grizzled and one-eyed, Retired General Salamander Momster. Lives in a temple and teaches you how to catch your own food and how to fight. Absolutely brutal training regimen. When you graduate highschool she'll challenge you to a no-holds-barred duel with real swords instead of the training swords. Afterwards she'll train you in her "Secret Arts" Absolutely brutal training regimen.

>Hugslut Yeti Momster
Constantly pulls you into hugs and cuddles you. Sneaks into your bed at night to make sure you don't have bad dreams. Has no concept of personal space and will take bath's with you well into your teenage years.
Look how big its grown, Anon! It's so stiff!

Pick your poison, /mgt/.

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>>17941553
It’s what she loves doing more than anything else. She’d go for hours and hours just painting your body and slurping you up. You’d very quickly hit an early and intense incupuberty, and yet it would only make her go longer and paint you more and more and more with her big plump lips.

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>>17941544
I love this.
>your momster becomes so addicted to throating your cock that she gets a special kind of lipstick that acts as an aphrodisiac, making both your dick and her mouth more sensitive, and causes your dick to swell, filling her mouth and throat with more of the delicious taste of sonu cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941591
>Manticores
This one believes you've overplayed your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941591
>manticore momster reading the female parts out loud right into your ear, even the moans
I want to surprise her by grabing her tail and using it like an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941595
>Momster that loves deepthroating her son, accidentally giving him a bigger dick and bigger loads
>She enjoys this so much she keeps wanting him to get bigger so she can get more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941596
And what if I have, Anon?
Nothing wrong with Manticores unless you just have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941595
Hot fucking damn it’s so lewd and twisted and perfect.
>even as it makes her throat bulge, her eyes stream tears, and her body twitch from asphyxiation, she still tenderly reaches a hand up to lovingly caress your face, her eyes smiling warmly to tell you everything is fine even as her mouth is gluking and trembling at her forcing herself to stay locked to your base
Sonu better pamper his momster afterward as she recovers.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to recognize loli momsters as well.

They may not be tall and shapely but they work just as hard and have killer rears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941608
>>17941611
>Even though her mouth and throat are comically stuffed, she's by all universal signs choking, and is only limply moving her head back and forth an inch at a time from how stuffed she is, her spadetail is still weakly forming a heart, and the wetness of her mouth is only beaten by the wetness between her legs
>The next day for her birthday her son gets her a (too tight for her meaty fat tits) tank-top that she jumps for joy at receiving and wears almost all the time
>It's white with big bold black lettering: Momster Sucks Best
>It seriously has become her main diet, as her now incubized son provides all the nourishment she needs through his cock
>She dreams throughout the day of him coming home and her choking on it, idly fingering herself at the thought
TOO LEWD TOO GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941622
Lich momsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941607
Careful of the barbs. You won't be sleeping for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941611
I'll hold her close as she recovers from being throatfucked into an twitching, ahegaoing mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941591
I want that manticore to hover her tail over my cock occasionally she will kiss the tip with her tail pussy. We are either watching tv or shes reading to me and she tells me that I can put it all the way after a episode or a couple chapters. If I cum early, I get sent to bed and get ready for a rapin.

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>>17941591
> Fairy mom
> Insists that you're her son despite the fact that she's a quarter your size
> if that fact is brought up, she offers to show you the stretch marks
> always has cookies in stock
> stuffs her tiny pillow with shredded cumsocks, stolen during the night.
>Leanan Sidhe mom
> always encouraging you to take up an art, craft, or skill
> enjoys standing behind you and watching you cook/knit/carve a little too much.
> still has your first drawing of Mommy, made at two years old, and keeps it framed next to her bed.
> as a matter of fact, she's got everything you've ever made, from your kindergarden macaroni sculpture to your rude doodles.
> always grabbing your hands and straightening them, saying that your lines will be straighter if she guides them
> it's really just a scheme to hold your hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941628
She needs a seed bump from it and it'll be perfect.

>>17941631
All the undead loli childhood friends one could ask for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941591
Yeti momster but no baths together, her wet fur is too much and stinks like pine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941628
>deepthroat wake up blowjob
>under the table paizuri blowjob
>off to school quickie blowjob
>welcome home blowjob at the front door
>rough irrumatio until dinner
>more under the table titfuck blowjobs
>"oral dick massages" to lull you to sleep at night
Ghoul momsters certainly are voracious

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>>17941631
> Morning in lich house
> Mom plants a cold, clinical kiss on your forehead through the use of levitation magic and a stepladder.
> " breakfast is ready. eat "
> Go downstairs, she's got brekky prepared.
> It's calorie bars, handmade. They taste like bricks, but they're mathematically proven to be the most efficient way to get the required nutrients.
> Sit in silence with lich mom while you choke down your bar and she sits on the opposite end of the table.
> mom walks over and gives you the bare mimimum of what is necessary to count as a 'hug' and says
> " go to school. then come back. there is work to do. "
> Get up and go, take brown bagged calorie bar for lunch.

> Lunch time.
> Open bag, more calorie bars.
> There's a note in the bag.
> " I am aware of your proclivity towards 'vanilla'. I have added an extra 5 grams of vanilla per bar to increase satisfaction. "
> Smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941671
Lich moms might act cold, but they're just as loving as any other momster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941666
>>17941671
One of these moms are much better than the other.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your waifu put a collar on you so she can tug you around wherever she pleases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
She doesn’t need a collar for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
Only sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
I'd let her put a collar on my dick so she can tug it around wherever she pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
As long as it is inside our house. Ill wear the collar like a armband or something outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17940882
I choose Kiki.exe, for safe virus protection from Eldritch horrors and Succuviruses and for sweeping up the crumbs those pesky cookies leave behind.

[Anonymous No.]

Whore-Spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941748
That's a rude way to address Zipangese Arachne!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941748
Joro-gummy. Jollo-gloomy. Jorge Gomez. Juju magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941743
Some succu-viruses aren't removed so easily though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941750
女郎
Noun
1. prostitute (esp. Edo period)​
蜘蛛
Noun
1. spider​

Whore-Spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941751
Don't talk crap about juju, that's serious stuff.
Knew a guy who misused juju. Got turned into a sheep by some aztec rain god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941755
Sweep sweep.

Away it goes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941743
Oh look, now my recycle bin won't be so empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941755
Some succuviruses replace the girls of every VN on your hard disk with clones of herself. Gotta watch out for those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941773
>W-Wait, where did my porn folder go?
>Kiki?
>Kiki where has it gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941775
But those are the best ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941743
I only run IceQueen.exe to keep my pc cool and give it a nice blue glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941814
Too bad it also makes it freeze all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941814
>Try to run several instances of Crysis and other optimized games at once.
>Computer's still running at a good speed.
>Check in on her.
>She's lying back in a sunchair, wearing a bikini and sipping a cold drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941591
>Flowkep Momster
>Has a steady income from selling her kelp from home, never leaves the house unless she's at your side or on your back.
>Begs you to carry her everywhere. Also constantly apologizes for being a bad mom.
>Whenever she dries up she forces you to kiss her until she recovers, saying your saliva works better than water ever could.
>Her kelp slips in between your shirt and pants whenever she's on you and feels up your chest and manhood.
>Lies and says she can't help it while also pushing her breasts against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941591
I want a stern Lich Mom who raises you to become a Necromancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941671
Well at least she tries. Maybe she'll join you for your mandatory exercise because of it's proven health benefits. Not like she needs it, she just wants to make sure you're doing it right.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941840
That's a buff Goat. Forget those Winegoats who offer you a nice red wine or chardonnay. That Goat is gonna give you a glass of whiskey on the rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941836
Her son's rebellious years would be very difficult for her.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when momster finds out her son was getting a train run on him from monsters older than her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
Of course not. I wouldn't slap a collar on her and tug her around whenever I wanted either. I'd walk over like a normal person when I wanted to grope her fat tits or nibble her knife ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941840
Capricious caprine cunt_.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941686
Would you let your waifu
Dress you up in maid(female) uniforms, princess dresses, neko underwear, captain jack sparrow and steak costumes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941909
Sauced satyros SUCC

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941929
>Steak
Why is a Wendigo making you dress up as that?

[Anonymous No.]

White serval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941840
>Backswept horns

Now that ain't even playing fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941939
Serval-chan was such a helpful girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Did a doodle. Now that's Thanksgiving is almost over, let's get ready for the next holiday.

If you're a good boy maybe you'll be visited by the Cc Wendy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941975
Never got the sea bishop for thanksgiving, but oh well. That is a nice doodle.

[Anonymous No.]

Learn something new everyday

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to respect the security

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942011
>Shark teeth
Another rape baby from Rance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942017
Yes ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942017
>no sex
Well, can I at least feed her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942041

It's one of those things that you're obligated to put in the work environment but nobody enforces it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942017
Somebody help that poor woman, she's being eaten by a beetle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942017
Large women trapping me in enclosed spaces intimidate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941975
Wendigo is my waifu, this made my thanksgiving even bettet anon. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942075
The girl doesn't even have to be big to be intimidating. It's way more about her personality & presence. Hell, I could have a half a head up on a girl and she'd still be able to terrify me if she was aggressive enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942086

That's a lot of sweat. I like sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939524
You just turned Rome into something even cooler than it already was you crazy bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942078
Your welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942094
You'd better, anon. Because that hellhound's gonna have you working up one heck of a sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17939524
Damn Barbarian Wolf Girls, attacking travelers and raiding caravans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942113
You know what you must do: sign a pact with the Hunnic centaurs, and pay them to horse archer the fuck out of the German wolfus and Celtic red foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942126
Regardless of the age or the setting, this man's heart is called to the Jolly Roger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942126
What is their plan for that merchantry civilization run by tanukis and anubii across the ocean? Word is they have even better centaur archers, a strong general, and a crazy gremlin with a death ray.

[Anonymous No.]

Some art fairy has stopped me from posting pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942086
>Hell, I could have a half a head up on a girl and she'd still be able to terrify me if she was aggressive enough.
That's because you're an ap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942086
>>17942196
I could go for a short, feisty Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942144
Well, we'll just have our superior soldier beetles form a phalanx and weather out their ranged attacks. They don't have infinite ammo, r-right?
>t. Marcus Licinius Crassus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942215
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a theory that tall anons want small monster girls while short anons want big monster girls.
Something about size difference is all too attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942196
>A girl can only intimidate you if they're taller than you
Anon. These are monsters and demons with phyical strength & magic beyond what most men are capable of that will take your seed whether you give consent or not. Do you honselty believe that one who's a bit shorter than you would have a problem pinning you to a wall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942215
>Parthians
I was thinking the empire south across the ocean rather than east (hence the mad scientist gremlin with the death ray), but I can roll with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942231
>Archimedes as a Gremlin
Oooh I get it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942219
Personally, it's more about the species determining the height rather than my own fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942231
Ahh well. In that case, just marry one of our strapping young Paladins to their Pharaoh. Send in Julius or Marcus Anthony, whoever's convenient.

Just make sure to befriend the Raccoons and get them on our side. Can't very well burn down their temple and give them reasons to hold grudges against us now, can we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942223
On one hand I see what you're saying. On the other, I carry the single most effective hostage around with me at all times. What's there to fear?

[Anonymous No.]

You waifu tells you Timothy Dalton is the best Bond, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942284
I tell her I prefer Craig

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942284
Shrug and say "sure" because I don't care. Bond is was and always will be lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942307
You know you'll make the kids cry. All those Gremlins want growing up is to become secret agents with their own gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942310
Lies. They all want to be Q.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942312
But Q doesn't get to play with those toys, mommy is Q.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942223
I've met men shorter than me who could kick my ass for sure, but that didn't stop them being manlets, and it didn't stop me from teasing them. Honestly, it just made it better. There's nothing you can say to change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942219
Can debunk, as a short anon, I want an even shorter monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942328
So basically you were teasing people that you knew could beat you up, are you retarded or a masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942331
I said teasing, not openly abusing. I'm not a social retard anon, I don't just walk up to people and hurl insults at them, they were friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17938713
>ywn use your chubby hibernating grizzly wife as a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942329
Nothing wrong with that, but did you consider how a tall monster girl would protect you? Small monster girls on the other hand are for being protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942284
Tell her i prefer brosman, but thats mainly due to golden eye and die another day being the only movis ive seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942337
Maybe I want to protect her. I like feeling important. plus having a smol girl hide behind you is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942340
Wow I actually feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942341
I bet big monster girls tease small couples.
Be ready to stand up to a haughty 7 foot+ Dragon who calls you cute children and offers to buy you candy if you call her "mommy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942355
I bet my dragon would get teased by being a normal sized girl. She does pack a powerful punch and can tease CC elder dragons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be born into the branch family of an ancient clan of Dragon fuckers
>You'll never be expected to marry the daughter of the main family
>You'll never have a Dragon wife who's 6 years younger than you and has been MERE'd since the two of you were kids and she followed you everywhere and called you onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942450
I am not a role model. I'm listening to /v/ the musical right now. That girl needs a better man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942413
>6 foot 2 Dragon gets teased for being short by dragon standards
>Vents her frustration on pudgy CC Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942456
She's not even that big actually, she's almost 6 feet. But yes, she gets bullied so it's only fair that she bullies the big CCs too.

[Anonymous No.]

While walking down the street you are accosted by a Kunoichi and a Shark girl dressed up as a pirate. They demand you to help them resolve the ancient battle between pirates and ninjas.
How do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942483
I side with the zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942494
Draugir when KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942497
Never, KC is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942508
Did he go with Watsuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942513
He's getting ravaged by Baphomets as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a take on the urban legend monsters in MGE yet? Like http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2911086?pool_id=11084 being a reimagination of the slit-mouthed woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942580
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942483
I'd rather get wasted on a ship and become the pirates' bed companion than have to deal with a ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942580
Mothman, but it's based on the animal ratter than the legend. KC said he didn't want to mess with urban legends and would focus on mythology, and real life animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942483
I pick the ninja. They have the cutest, most spankable butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942587
>>17942592
This resolves nothing! Now both sides are just bigger!

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>>17942483
Well, it depends on if we're talking about real historical versions of them (Tie), the romanticized versions that have spawned in pop culture (Ninja), or the ones from very popular anime (Pirates).
Though, if it's a question of who is able to fuck the best, there is only one way to test that.

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>>17942607
Ninjas can create shadow clones and hit your pressure points, but pirates can shiver your timbers and plunder your booty.

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>>17942612
>plunder your booty
I'm not sure I like where this is going.

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>>17942612
Ninjas also have "muh honor", while pirates will go "it's just business, mate".

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>>17942617
You got a problem with peglegs?

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>>17942612
>>17942617
I want an older Kraken pirate captain to plunder my booty after she drank one too many bottles of rum

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>>17942634
>>17942612
>>17942627
theses things are why most people here will alp when the portals open.

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>>17942639
I do like girls though.

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According to the Dragonia book, food cooked by different kinds of Dragon flame will have different flavors.

>A Dragon's breath would make the shell slightly spicy and the meat oily, raising the sexual stamina of the one who eats it.

>If a Jabberwock's peach-colored breath fried it, the shell would be sweet and crunchy like a cookie and the meat would be sweet like a fruit.

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>>17942659
>the meat would be sweet like a fruit
Disgusting.

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Enshrined - 2

https://pastebin.com/M8WKafhp

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>>17942663
What is this?

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>>17942661
I assue it would be like adding apple sause or lemon curd to meat

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>>17942667
It's a car. We can use it to get to town.

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>>17942668
Who the fuck uses lemon curd?

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>>17942669
I didn't realize I was living in a point-and-click adventure game. What jolly fun!

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>>17942668
>apple sauce
REPORTED FOR LITERAL SHIT TASTE

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>>17942668
The food in that example is fried demon realm scorpion. It's a street snack in Dragonia.

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>>17942659
I always thought about my dragon cooking for me and turning things into delicious charcoal for me. It would be nice to see the flavors of each color.

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>>17942678
I'll have you know know that applesause goes well with some decent roast pork
Now im fucking hungry

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>>17942686
Fucking no. Mustard sauce, yeah. Pepper sauce, yeah. BUT NOT APPLE.

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>>17942691
Well I like it, lets just agree to disagree.

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>>17942668
It is wonderland after all.

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>>17942686
I bet you like pinapple on pizza too.

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>>17942659
Cooking for a man has to be quite the intimate actfor a Dragon.
I can already see a proud Dragon become a flustering mess once she sees her love eating the meat she cooked with her fire breath.

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>>17942695
Not liking something I like should warrant an execution!

Also, it's sauce. Not sause. I thought you just made a typo, but you made it twice in a row.

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>>17942698
Not him, but what's wrong with pineapple on pizza, disregarding the bad meme it's pretty good.

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>>17942700
No wonder he has shit taste.

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>>17942698
This feel like something a Cheshire would like.

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>>17942663
Nice to see it continued, Yumeko's cute in a clueless sort of way and things are going nicely so far.

Looking forward to part 3.

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>>17942700
Nah, Lets be chill.
I like trying out stuff, roast pork with apple sauce has stuck with me for years and I love it

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>>17942699
There's a particular bread in Dragonia that Dragons make as a rite of passage.

>Dragonbread is a staple in any home in the Empire. Nicknamed the Dragon's Spear for the hard crust and shape, the inside is, naturally, a soft fluffy bread. It requires a high-leveled technique to bake it just right and is a part of any dragon's bridal training.

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My waifu really wants to have a roleplay sex scenario where the evil master is tormenting his tied-up maid. That's all hot and all, but she keeps telling me that I need to end it with irrumation while licking her fangs. I'm concerned.

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>>17942716
>dragon's bridal training.
Dragonia confirmed to be training dragons to grow up into healthy meres. At least it'll save them from zombification.

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>>17942716
Shame Dragonia isn't canon. It seem like very cool place to be.

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How does anon feel about sex with slightly pregnant monsters?

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>>17942716
What excellent wives. At night, they'll certainly get a hard Dragon's Spear with cream filling.

>>17942737
Arousing and satisfying. That belly bump is proof of a job well done.

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>>17942716
Hard on the outside, soft in the inside just like a Dragon.
Thanks for sharing the info with us.

>>17942726
That makes me wonder how would Dragon Zombie fire breath affect food? I refuse to believe it makes it taste rotten.

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>>17942742
I think it gives the food properties of the undead grey mushroom.

Healthy humans would be scared of it while people on the verge of dying (from whatever cause) think it's the best thing ever.

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>>17942727
Canon is irrelevant.

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>>17942744
Then you just have to assume that it also tastes fantastic to incubi with undead wives.
It must be fun seeing your friends freak our from the smell of your lunch while it's smells absolutely delicious to you.

>>17942745
Canon adds a sort of validity and realism to your fantasy, that's why so many people ask KC for clear confirmations of things he already said one way or another.
Either way KC's view on fanworks he approved (such as draconia and other books he helped illustrate) is that it's canon if you want it to be.

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>>17942659
Oooh, source? Is there a translation of it? I'm interested

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>>17942758
It's a comment on the Dragonia gallery on sadpanda. That guy just translates the food entries though.

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>>17942757
>Canon adds a sort of validity and realism to your fantasy
Autism Speaks.png

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>>17942760
>Dragonia is completely translated in Korean
How autistic are their translators, I haven't seen a raw on sadpanda that isn't in Korean as well.

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>>17942760
Ah, thanks Anon

Also my internet at home has been out for a while but a new update came in, Christmas Wock in the works! Holy fuck we haven't hit image limit in a long time

https://i.imgur.com/girREOP.jpg

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>>17942769
Nice!

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I want a big, tubby dragon that loves to laze on her hoard.

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I feel like the number of dravons that wouldn't meet anyman and die of old age would go down with each generation.
For example, my daughteru would grow up with me by her side, so she'll know that humans aren't that bad, and I'd also have her play with some other kids so she doesn't become a shy and lonely neet. We'd be living near a town or village so interaction would happen sooner or later.

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>>17942800
True, not as many zombie dragons will have to face the crushing horror of dying alone in the mountains. I predict the zombie dragon population will increase though, especially if the Undead Kingdoms grant them citizenship.

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>>17942806
Zombie dragons give them a good defensive bonus if they live there.

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>>17942798
Are you part of that hoard?

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>>17942822
I wasn't, I'd be close to being part of it.
I may ask her to get special permision to leave as I have to go to work/other places while she just relaxes and enjoys sweets.

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>>17942716
Just to clarify, this is true for all the inhabitants of Dragonia, not just Dragons.

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>>17942769
We seem to get more active around the holidays. Go figure.

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>>17942842
Don't you guys have families to spend time with though?

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>>17942806
I think it would increase just a bit very slowly. Dragons wouldn't become zombies anymore but at leadt they'd be having some fy daughterus.
And who knows, one or two might eat an undead mush.

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>>17942844
Not everyone is a burger celebrating the day they slaughtered the natives.

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>>17942844
>spending time with family
>so anon, do you have a girlfriend?
>no
>are you gay?
>no
>it's okay if you are
>I'm not
>are you sure? Because it's totally okay if you are
>I'm not though
>you don't have to hide it
>I'm not
>so how's your job?
>it sucks
>you know your grandmothers' friends' cousin's granddaughter just finished her second doctoral thesis
>who?
>how come you're not a doctor?
>couldn't afford the education without a job and with a job don't have the time
>when are you getting married, anon?
>not planning to
>are you gay?
Yeah, no thanks.

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https://imgur.com/a/khYK1

So I did a thing of the thing.

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>>17942855
Barely better than when I was a lad.
>What do you wanna be when you'll be an adult?
>I don't know.
>What do you mean, you don't know?
>I don't know.
>Don't you want to be an astronaut?
>Too much studies.
>But surely you know.
>I don't know. And don't call me Shirley.
>*slaps me* That's for sassing me, young man!

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>>17942855
So are you gay?

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>>17942856
That last bit made it seem like she is going to kill me. A bit too yan for my tastes, i like to be alive.

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>>17942856
P. cute

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>>17942865
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>17942863
Oh yeah, that was pretty bad too.

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>>17942856
This is some next level shit. Reminds me of the ntr captions.

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>>17942863
Wow, with a parent like that no wonder you're here with us.

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>>17942856
nice

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>>17942855
"People" around me are starting to insinuate the same thing. I guess you must be gay in order to not be interested in relationships.

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the big mofu!

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>>17942874
Not even a parent. Just a friend of my father.
Everyone would fucking ask the same stupid shit over and over again. And they never cared about the answer, I checked. Told them something different every time, they would just nod and say "that's fine" and then shoo you away.

>>17942872
Family is cancer. And unlike reddit, you can't ignore it.

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>>17942882
Head of the mofu mafia?

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>>17942856
>patterz
Okay, that got a laugh.

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>>17942889
N... No, sir.

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>>17942883
>Just a friend of my father
That's even worse. Sorry you had to put up with that bullshit.

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>>17942899
Then who is the big mofu?
One talking too much about her may find themselves 'visited' by some kitsune.

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>>17942904
Well, better than talking shit about her and being 'visited' by some kumiho.

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>>17942855
>>17942863
This just makes me glad my parents were always chill and my extended family would only want to drink and tell me about the times they fell through glass tables due to bleach fumes and other crazy tales.

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>>17942903
That's a weird thing to say, but I prefer family over friends.
The family is considerate. They figured out I was the nervous type really quickly, so I was spared the "what do you want to be" questions after a few years.

The friends are hypocrites. They don't really care about you, they just pretend to be nice out of obligation. You're forced to come see them, but once the presentations are out of the way, you can fuck right off and be left alone with your doubts and wonder what you want, or can do.

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>>17942905
Please, the only difference is that kumiho just like biting during sex.

And guys/monster girls don't have to worry if they've been respectful.

To those that don't however.....

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>>17942904
>>17942911
Do not worry, Capo. I pay my respects to the Godmother. I kissed her ring in promise of my undying friendship, and I invite her husband over for beers every other Sunday.

Some day, I hope to go to her on the day of her daughter's wedding and ask her for her other daughter's hand.

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>>17942918
Good man.
Very respectful.
I'm certain she may listen to that request.

Although which daughteru is the question, one is still deep in the family business while the other is an innocent little sweetie that runs a bakery.

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>>17942910
Just saying, that letting a friend of yours hit your child for sassing them is a bit odd for your parents to do. It's their responsibility to parent you, not their friends. I really hope I'm making sense.

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>>17942911
>Please, the only difference is that kumiho just like biting during sex.
I'm imagining a mofu interrogation where a Kumiho has her sharp teeth around the base of the captive's dick, and a couple of zoot suit wearing kitsunes are like,
>Tell us where you're hiding the orphans, or you'll get the snip, see?
And the kumiho, being a new recruit, tries to join in on the threat despite her mouth being on your dick like,
>Yeau! Ow youw ged da snip!

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>>17942928
Yep.
The new girl is looking to put her shark-teeth to work.

Kumihos are eager to prove themselves in the organization.

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>>17942924
I leave my fate in the hands of the Godmother. She knows what is best for her family. As her baker, I will bring only the finest bread for her table, and the most magnificent cakes for the birth of her granddaughters.

As her enforcer? Things will be...immaculate. As clean as she wishes.
Inconvenient persons will find themselves in conveniently happy marriages far far away from her, and perhaps in Raccoon turf,
if the families are willing.

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>>17942927
A parent who'd be okay with hitting their child is probably okay with anyone hitting their child.

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>>17942937
She'll probably give you to the baker.
You had her at 'Grand Daughterus'

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>>17942938
Ah, that explains things.

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>>17942927
My father had a very specific approach toward that.
Simply put, it was always my fault no matter what I did. If a friend's kid wanted to play the console and I didn't wanted to, and he started crying, it would be my fault.

Not like he really hit me, but he would call me shit and tell me stuff like "I don't hit shit, it splatters". Always once the friends left.

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>>17942936
The kumiho are probably fresh outta the mofu yakuza because of the whole "abducting kids from orphanages to sell as prostitutes" thing

[Anonymous No.]

Seven Shits screwed us again. MGE2 lists Manticores as "Mean" instead of "Cruel"

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>>17942953
Could be.
If you really wanted to know then you could try to sneak on one in the showers and see if she's got a back tattoo.

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>>17942940
I hope she enjoys cake, seeing as I'll be putting her daughter's oven to good use.

Three brand new cakes for every granddaughter born, and presented at their baptism. I don't intend to stop putting buns in the waifu's oven until I have enough cake recipes to publish ten cookbooks.

>>17942959
What could it mean?

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>>17942964
Well, that will be good as your wife is an expert homemaker with a little pit of pudge from the sweets she samples, although it goes to her 'tail' as it were.

Better than the two kitsune who show up every day to buy and eat a few doughnuts from her.

She doesn't need any extra business from her mother but the head of the Mofu Mafia isn't letting any of her little ones go anywhere without protection.

And as for those kitsunes who got stuck with this job, if the God Mother tells you to eat sweets every day, you're going to eat sweets every day.

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>>17940882
>that ugly ass art
I'm fine, thanks.

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>>17942974
>calling LN's art ugly
Heresy of the highest order

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>>17942974
Fishing in the morning, eh?

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>>17942974
Alps not welcome.

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>>17942974
Begone tbot!

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>>17942971
How kind of the Godmother to send us business though! I'll be sure to give the lasses some advice from the male side of things, maybe even have a word or two with their childhood friends. After all, the Godmother loves a big family, yes?

As for the wife, she's absolutely perfect. A quiet, comfortable middle class life with her and the kids is all a man could ask for. I'll put that 'tail' to good use every night, out of earshot of the kids.

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>>17942974
Guaranteed replies

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>>17942962
But anon! Sneaking into the showers is a crime punishable by forced orgasm!

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>>17943005
>Yell "BEGONE THOT" at an Alp
>Daily news covers a whimpering Alp flying across the skyline as the Goddess Voice of Eros sends her flying like Team Rocket across the horizon

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>>17943015
I'm going to camp behind the male's shower room and surprise buttfuck all the monster girls that try sneaking in there to rape the boys.

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>>17943050
A strange game. The only winning move is not to rape.

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>>17943050
Cunning! They won't be able to smell you due to the overwhelming musk of men in the shower room! But how will you stop them from overpowering you with their breeding hips and raping you back in cowgirl position?

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>>17943050
>in the butt
Lewd. Some of them might take it as a punishments, while others might enjoy it more.

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>>17943050
>I'm going to camp behind the male's shower room and surprise buttfuck/rape the boys.
I kid you not this is what I read the first time.

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>>17943079
Show you who's boss of this gym

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>>17943007
Oh, I'm certain the God Mother would love to learn that two of her underlings are getting hitched, although I have no doubt that they'd be buying wedding cakes from the wife.

Be sure to use that rump well, its her largest charm point

>>17943015
Maybe.
But you do want answers right?

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You will never be strapped in to a chair while a Manticore teases your nipples while sucking at your member with her tail.

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>>17943093
>But you do want answers right?
This sounds like bait. There isn't some loophole that says, "If you're punished by fake orgasm for trespassing in the area you were caught trespassing in, you may be forced to orgasm again and again, until you escape," is there?

Actually, don't answer that. You might be some undercover mofia agent.

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>>17943102
No, but I can simulate it.

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>>17943064
I'm a man of the present, anon. I'll think about it if it happens, and I could also just lunge foward and pin them down. If it's a oni or a dragon I could reach for their horns too. The only dangerous one here is manticore.

>>17943079
Alps would get it too, they belong in the hideyoshi room.

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>>17943066
>>17943064
>Anon lies in wait like the mighty Crocodile of the Nile river
>The smell of male body odour is the perfect camouflage, he's already made a name for himself as the 'Aniki-Chou Ghost' of the Men's Locker Room
>Kitsune, Anubis, Cupid, it didn't matter, He'd buttfucked them all
>His latest victim enters the showers, the steam of the water making their shape vague at best, and he pounces
>The flesh of her anus is soft and yielding as he begins to plow into her plump derriere, a yelp of surprise and pain while the flesh tries to push him out
>Then, she surprises him with a laugh that sends a chill down his bones
"Ara ararara? So, a boy who likes the backdoor, how cute~"
>The mist lifts, a spade tail and wings near the buttocks Anon is gripping onto for dear life, his eyes wandering up
>She has curves upon curves, with lustrous black hair that topples down to her lower back, a pair of horns curling around her ears like a ram's
>The Succubus smirks, casting a back glance at him, giving her copious derriere a slight little jiggle
>An aromatic musk fills his nostrils, making his boner harder while she giggles, beginning to fuck against him, letting out small moans and coos as she milks an orgasm out of him
"So, it was you who was this nefarious 'Ghost'"
"How cute~"
>He tries to pull out, but the flesh of her ass keeps him locked in place, her tail wrapping around his midriff
"Hey, where are you going~? You might as well enjoy this, our sex~"
>She reaches back, forcing him to grab and knead her juicy breasts, playing with her nips
"Come on now, give it all to me, Mister Ghost~"
>The wet and lewd sounds become louder and more frequent as she backs him against the porcelain wall of the showers to fuck him even HARDER
"C-cummin~ng!"
>There's spasms as she milks another orgasm out of him, finally releasing her grip on both his cock and his body, her entire body seeming to go flush red with a blush as she giggles at having bit her lower lip during climax
>Anon's left panting, sitting against the wall, his cock still fully erect due to her bodily fluids and sex magic
"This sturdy cock... It'd be quite a waste to not savour it to it's fullest~"
>He tries to tell her that he can't possibly have another round of Succubus sex, and that he needs to rest as she straddles on top of him, putting his raging hard-on to the scaldingly hot and moist lips of her vagina
"No <3~"

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>>17943133
>Anubis
>getting in the boy's shower room
Oh my.

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>>17942850
Yeah, in my country we did that last month.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleeping in a Hellhound's protective embrace must be bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943151
I wouldn't mind a strongfat hellhound to snuggle.

>>17943141
Even anubi get curious on occasions.

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>>17943160
Nothing some anal intrusion can't fix, or so it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>Missed the POrcers + Mino Meats discussion
I just want to say that had me salivating thinking of those two girls giving me the bacon wrapped sirloin.

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>>17943167
You know, there's another way they can give you bacon wrapped sirloin right?
P'Orc on top, mino on bottom, both nude and waiting for you to 'dig in' on the bed.

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>>17943171
How could one man survive the plump pudgy weight of the P'Orcer weighing down on them as they salivate and messily devour you while also having to endure the powerful unshakable strength of the Meaty Mino as she uses her vice like strength to keep you locked against her body?

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>>17943171
Anon stop. It was just Thanksgiving, I can't handle this erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943133
>aniki-chou ghost gor attacked by a lilim
Fucked more than he could cum.

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>>17943180
I don't know but those meaty women would be quite the meal.

And they may have a 'drinking' contest with some help to see who can savor you more.

>>17943185
The feast never ends at Mino Meat's and P'Orcer's

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>>17943192
>P'Orc giving a loud, sloppy, indulgent and messy blowjob, squeezing the balls at the same time and generally going at it like a fat chick at starbucks
>Mino giving a fast, hard, no-nonsense throatfuck, her powerful neck muscles making it easy for her to go at a rapid pace, and not stopping even as you're cumming
I think they both would win.

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>>17943209
And there's no more perfect way to do such a thing.

A perfect pair.

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>>17943218
Certainly. Can't imagine what it would be like to wake up to that softie and that hardbody. I bet the P'Orc would make delicious cinnamon rolls for breakfast while the Mino would make a hearty country-fried steak.
Both feeding their dishes to their man by hand, of course, while their other hand would be busy 'marinating' the other meat in that trio.

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>>17943225
You know it.
Although the P'Orc would probably have a few extra of the cinnamon rolls and the mino gives herself an extra large serving of steak when it comes time for their breakfast.

A cute softie and a cute muscle cow.

While the Minotaur may be imposing, you could easily get that P'Orc squealing an melting in your hands if you started groping her.

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>>17943233
Good. I'd tease and molest that P'Orc's soft middle and her fat gropeable tits all the time and delight in her squeals and how she presses her double-wide butt against me when I do so.
The Mino is for being molested by though, for having her force my head against her abs or crushing me between her thighs or forcing me to be locked against her by her powerful biceps.

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>>17943330
As it should be.
A fantastic cycle, although I imagine the P'Orc wouldn't mind turning the tables on the Mino with you on occasion

[Anonymous No.]

I love you thread, even if you are naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943399
The thread is best when its lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943399
I love you too, anon. Platonically of course.
The only one who gets extreme lewd and lovey dovey love is waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943399
What >>17943404 said, lewd thread best thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943399
>>17943409
Love went to the wrong person.

[Anonymous No.]

What does the current cuddle power ranking looks like?
Is Dragon Zombie still at the top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943429
Dragon zombie was never at the top. It's always a constant battle between mofu, yetis and weresheeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943440
I doubt simple fluff can be the ultimate combination of undead softness and reptile cuddliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943478
Anon please. Fluffy cuddles are the highest tier in general.
Sure, my wife is a dragon and her cuddles would be the best for me, but if you take popular opinion scales do lose against fluff and you can always have them become soft to get some points.

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>>17943151
I sweat in my sleep as it is. I'd be miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943553
You need one of those monster girl with olfactophilia then. As an added bonus you get to make her cum by just shoving her head in your armpit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943606
No, that's why I'd be after a slime. They're (typically) cool and nourished by sweat. It's a win/win all the way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943612
Wouldn't slimes just be at ambient temperature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943553
she'll make your penis sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943615
It would take a while for them to reach ambient temperature, they'd always be slightly colder than ambient temperature unless they stay in the same room for a day or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17941609
Well, to be honest, I don't think alot of people actually write them to be as they should be unless you're ELH or RSAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what happens when you enter the hospital in an undead city.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPKGar2U8AAUKjz.jpg:orig

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943724
Would hospitals in undead cities deliberately try to kill you so you can be their corpse husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943741
>Hospitals try to kill you
>Morgues keep you alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943741
If it's run by a skilled Lich yes, definitely.

>Go to hospital for a small bronchitis
>End up dying a week later
>Lich doctor resurrects you and forces you to marry the Zombie nurse

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943429
I need an /sp/ style power ranking of the top cuddlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943790
I think an experience like that would completely turn me off from women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943777
So is a typical check up called an autopsy there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943801
Not if your new Zombie wife ensures you're the happiest husband on earth.

>>17943809
Patients have cold sweats whenever the medical staff is talking about them
>"How is his pulse?".
>"Still beating sadly."
>"Double his treatment, I want his heart to stop beating by tomorrow."

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>>17943790
This would only satisfy me if it was a harem of zombie nurses. I don't want to die because one nurse decided to pull the plug on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943741
You all keep managing to make undead worse and worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943824
After learning that I was murdered by someone I should have been able to trust, being offered a "wife" by that same person would result in a pretty violent reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

A hospital in an undead city would be full of staff that are bored out of their minds because there's rarely any patients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943841
Reminds me of that story where undead invaded a town and killed the human women and raised them as zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943833
That can definitely be arranged just don't expect to leave the hospital before you somehow managed to quench all their thirsts, and even then they'd follow you around for the rest of your (un)life.

>>17943852
Thus why >>17943724 would happen if a man enters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943790
Can I have a Ghoul instead?

[Anonymous No.]

You can keep your zombie nurses. I'm going with the Phantom who unironically listens to Welcome to the Black Parade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943926
>Phantom who unironically listens to Welcome to the Black Parade.
I would hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943872
>numerous different undead nurses and doctors keep visiting his room to check his heartbeat and breathing "because you can never be too sure"
>all stetoscopes in the hospital just happened to recently go missing by complete coincidence so they all do it by holding their ear against his bare chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943917
As long as you understand that Ghouls are the kind of monster girls who don't stop blowing you unless you forcibly remove them from your cock.

>>17943932
Do undeads feel nostalgic when they hear a heartbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943942
>As long as you understand that Ghouls are the kind of monster girls who don't stop blowing you unless you forcibly remove them from your cock.
You act like this is a warning instead of a selling point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943942
Just blowing? I thought they were more the kind to suck, slurp, and lick every part of your skin. The kind of girl that can make you woozy just from sucking on your fingers for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943872
Being spoiled by a crew of zombie nurses sounds nice. Would they get overly protective over the slightest thing? Like surrounding you and doing a full-body checkup whenever you trip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943956
Ghouls can and will give you the full oral package, but they are high maintenance as well.
If you leave their mouth unoccupied for over 2 hours they will get violent and uncooperative. It is advised to wear easy to remove pants and underwear when near one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943995
I just bought a satin bathrobe today. I'm ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943429
>Elder god tier
Anon's waifu
>God tier
Yeti, Weresheep, Whitehorn, Ittan-momen
>Top tier
Lamia, Houri, Ratatoskr, Fox types
>Mid tier
Undead, Holstaur, Dragons, Flowkelp, Succubus
>Low tier
Golem, Ushi-Oni, Fairy, Mucus Toad
>Shit tier
Slimes, Matango, Humpty egg, Slugs
>Even the desperate wouldn't want this tier
Paladin girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944025
>shit tier
>slimes
Are you retarded or just stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944025
I can agree to this list, but maybe throw away houri and add griffons insread. They can give full hugs and are fluffy. Krakens should also go in at least mid tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944032
For cuddling, you can't cuddle a slime be definition.
Besides, being wet doesn't make for comfy hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944025
I want a shortstack plump little Rata wife to cuddle! With a tail thrice her height!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944037
>can't cuddle a slime be definition
Retarded it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944036
Griffon being top tier I can agree on, probably along with houris. Fluffy wing hugs would be extremely comfortable.
The problem with doing such a list is that unless including every monster girl, not every girl can be named, Griffons are probably more deserving of the spot but the cute newly wed-like clinginess of Houris is pretty formidable in it's own way.
>>17944038
Now that's comfy.

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>>17944047
Nah, houris aren't that high tier. They are medium at most because of the aura of love, but other than that there is nothing special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944025
>>Shit tier
>Slugs
Tritonias all over the worlds and outraged by this claim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944047
>now that’s comfy
Sure would be. She’d have me wrapped around her tummy with a smug smug smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944084
But they aren't slugs, they're sea angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944084
Tritonias are no mere slugs, they're in a league of their own compared to the common garden variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944100
[Blushing in French]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944100
Jesus Christ I want to make a Tritonia lalala~

[Anonymous No.]

>Enter Gremlin's evil secret base with Lich waifu to stop her evil machinations and robutts with dildo blasters
>Have to do some weird boat ride through a canal to get to her for some reason
>Partway through an ear rapingly awful jingle starts playing through a bunch of loudspeakers
>"IT'S DOC GREMLIN'S WOOOOOOOOORLD!"
>"IT'S DOC GREMLIN'S WOOOOOOOOOORLD!"
>"IT'S DOC GREMLIN'S WOOOOOOOOOOORLD!"
>"IT'S DOC GREMLIN'S WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!"
>Covering my ears doesn't stop the audible assault
>Lich waifu is completely unphased by the music and my suffering, and casually reads a book on cooking for idiots as we slowly float on down the ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944119
She pull you in a deep hug when you say mushy romantic things to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944144
I'm going to hug her a hundred times in a day and there's nothing she can do to stop it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944150
Impossible. You wouldn't be able to pull away from her enough times to make that happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944091
>lifts her short skirt wiggling her big fat butt as well as her tail
>asks which you love more

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944150
she could just tell you stop and you'd do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944165
She says "stop" but the tentacles say "keep going."

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide on a monster to write for a short story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944163
>Walk up, bury my face in her tail while groping that ass with plenty of pinching and slaps
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944184
What kind of story do you want to write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944184
Griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944184
Large mouse, houri, or soldier beetle?

[Anonymous No.]

How would ya like your Houri(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
Doraf proportions, long twintails and extra cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
Modest breasts but a huge widehipped pear booty, timid yet so so horny, and desperately madly in love with me.
Just like her identical twin sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944184
Need more Shog stories. Hell, any slime could use more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
Far away from me, just like anytime Eros related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944259
>>17944274
Both of these work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
I don't think I could have settle for just a single bodytype, so I'd love to have a whole swarm of them made up of lolis, milfs, shortstacks, and pudgesters! I'd also want some that love to spoil, and others that love to spoil me as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
Oppai lolis awarded early in life to be childhood friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
Far away from me just like anything Eros related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
I'm more of a cupid guy myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944289
What a delightful life. How many total? Imagine the unique way each of them would handle their First Time- every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944294
I want both. A Cupid onee-san and a Houri imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944294
Give me a love bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944300
As much as I'd wanna throw out a number like 30, I'd have to say its something like 8-10 girls big, so even if it was a struggle it'd be feasible to please them all at night so long as I got some of that mamono mana to back me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944255
Gentle, supportive, likes to hug/cuddle/press.

Still torn between shortstack or someone with some height and legs worthy of worship (and built for locking)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944325
Just imagine all ten of them laying on the big bed wearing matching lingerie, the Milfy ones with their chests slowly heaving as they smile warmly, the pudgesters salivating as they sprawl out, the shortstacks adjusting nervously trying to look their sexiest for you and the lolis bouncing and wiggling in anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944310
Howsabout you get a Houri onee-san and a Cupid imouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944359
I'd probably pass out exhausted every night, but godamn would it be worth it. Though I'll be damn sure to make it so every night is a night to remember!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944366
I like my way better, even if it is more generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944310
Both shy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944368
Eros would bless you with a powerful Incubization for your contributions to love. You’d easily be able to satisfy them all. And they’d practically worship you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944392
I don't know if I'd wanna be worshiped. If anything I'd be the one showering my wives in praises and kisses for putting up with some selfish schmuck like me.

I'd really let them know how much I love them. Especially cause they all could have settled for much more than me, and had a nice monogamous relationship with someone else. They are getting ALL the kisses, hugs, cuddles, and anything else they could ever want from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944404
Anon, you would be painted in various thickness pink lipstick marks if they heard that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944196
I'm not that good at a non-erotic narrative so it's basically either a /comfy/ story of a guy with his wife or something akin to Darkest Dungeon because I'm a faggot, I guess.

I still prefer Toumasu for style, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944429
And I'd paint them all white in turn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944433
>I'm not that good
You know what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944429
>lipstick marks
Oh that's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944184
A One-Eyed Monk!

http://dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a tubby cheshire coming out of a bakery and drive by while playing "Fat Bottomed Girls" as loud as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943926
>Phantom who unironically listens to Welcome to the Black Parade
I like your style anon. Emo chicks put out the easiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944498
>Pouting cheshire bites into a doughnut as anon drives off.

>>17944560
>>17943926
I don't mind that song though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944025
>Paladin girls at the bottom
How about I Deus Vult your shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944498
>not doing a drive by ass slapping
It's like you don't want to wake up with an enormous cat ass being grinded into your face

[Anonymous No.]

Any good sales going on today? I'd post a nuki, but we're at the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944575
You can't do that while driving a car anon.
Besides, I do want giant feline fanny on my face, I just need to start by tempting her into doing such a thing.

Driving by and playing it.
Getting random cakes/doughnuts sent to her with notes that sat "To fat cat".

You know, those kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944589
It can be done on a bicycle or motorcycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944591
Yes but I'm not riding my bicycle, I have a car and no longer have a bike.

I'd slap her ass while I'm doing my running though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944570
>I don’t mind the song though
I feel ya. MCR is alright, I saw them live with Blink 182 and they were good.
I would love to bond with a MG over my favorite bands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944603
Goth MGs would be cute but I am too upbeat to be part of that schtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944613
Goths can be happy. You’re thinking of Death Metalheads. They’re always grumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944622
>Death Metal monstergirls
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944622
Genki Goth Goblins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944560
Which MG would best fit the punk/emo princess style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944656
Punk Goblins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944663
Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944663
Mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944666
Complete with weird hairstyles and bright colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944433
Well pick a monster based on the type of lazying around you want them to do. Cuddles are affected by the type they are. Don't want to delve into the erotic? Well pick one where they wouldn't be too erotic or they would be cute in spite of ow erotic they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944656
>>17944666
>a horde of goblins are sitting around in their band T-shirts and ripped jeans and spiked jackets with patches on them waiting for the Hobgoblin sister to come out from the dressing room
>Hobgoblin comes out in full KISS army gear
>everyone just stares at her until she realizes that’s not the style she’s supposed to wear
I would buy them all drinks at the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944673
Mohawks and half-shaved heads, in all sorts of colors.

While wearing ripped jeans, shirts with offensive slogans and spiked collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944663
>no one remembers that one thread were an anon was talking about taking his Djinn emo princess waifu to Warped Tour

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944681
That's a lot of drinks.
They're basically small, less muscular oni.

>>17944687
Sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944687
>Mohawks
>Half shaved head
This is some high tiered shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944687
I would love to get a Black Flag tattoo with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944681
>Hobgoblin in KISS army gear
Latenight please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944687
>half-shaved heads
Immediately and firmly dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944707
Anon please, he already has a huge backlog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944681
Hobgoblins are truly the best of the shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944681
>>17944707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlSFmotba2I

>Goblins spot Anon dressed up like The Catman
>Hobgoblin in those massive platform shoes falling behind as the horde gives chase

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944698
>That’s a lot of drinks.
I just said I’d get them drinks, not pay for the full tab.
I would love to see their faces when they see me open up the pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Goth Titania with (candy) cigarettes

[Anonymous No.]

Punk onis?

>>17944727
>Goth Cheshires that everyone keeps mistaking for a werecat because she dyed her hair black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944727
How does a Titania even know what goth is though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944733
She can dye it black and white though.
>>17944739
Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944739
He Fairy daughters do. They've got their striped black and white stockings and black rose dresses on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944749
>Black and white cheshire
>Short shorts, deep cut T
>Fish nets
>An undoutably fat ass to go with it.

Would be fantastic.
Would grope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944752
Those fairies are a bad influence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944727
>Goth Tritonia with black and white caleidoscope skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944755
She'd have huge breasts emphasized by a corset.
>>17944776
Oh I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944782
That would indeed be nice, although I doubt that's the only reason she wears one.

Wonder if she has a black heart tattoo under her eye instead of a clubs one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944727
I want this.
I want to cuddle this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944789
It's a broken heart actually. Half of it is on her cheek, the other half is on her other cheek.
>>17944801
You can cuddle in the coffee shop as she drinks her coffee, Black LIKE HER SOUL.

It's actually cream with lots of sugar like her soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944810
So your saying I need to grab her cheeks and move them together to make the full heart?

I don't think she'd sit still for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944815
It'd be pretty hard considering one of them is...well both of the tattoos aren't on her face if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944819
Ah.

But she's not showing that other one off is she?
Or is it something where she shows off her flexibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944824
If you're lucky she might give you a glimpse at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944837
Depends on how fat that ass is, how short those shorts are, and where that heart sits.

Granted, we already know she's pretty busty.
Hopefully she's busty enough to see the areola poking out from her corset just enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to KC tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>no Gazer using her mana for a latex bodysuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944130
>Lich waifu is completely unphased by the music and my suffering

"The things I do for love."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944810
I bet her music library would be fun to listen too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944843
>No Cupid finding Not!Jhin corrupting women and trying to stop him in the name of Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944841
It's pretty fat, they're pretty short, and it's right in the middle. So if you're very luck you might "accidentally" catch her changing and see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944858
But why would I walk in on her changing?
I'm quit the polite guy.

How did she get such a fat bottom and can one see the upper part of the crack/her panties regularly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944867
>But why would I walk in on her changing?
because you're anime protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944867
She can be changing in your room. or you could open the kitchen and find yourself in her room. Wonderland houses are like that. And the fat ass is genetics, and yes, especially when she bends over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944874
But I'm a side-character

>>17944877
Well that's odd.
I'd have to apologize of course and see myself out, although chances are that I'd go to leave and find myself right in her room instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944887
>Blue Ovaring a cheshire

I want to do that to a tubby cheshire and see which of us breaks first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944900
>”Nyumph! Your face or your cock anon, this big fat ass isn’t moving from the former until you promise you’ll fill it with the latter!”
Chunky Cheshire GF is so needy and it turns me on so much being her doormat/seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944130
I want to help a purple Kobold save her family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944923
Guess I'd just need to cross as much of my arms as I can and look up, if thats possible to see through such a well padded rear, in resistance.

I'm not losing this fight and she'll need to leave for snacks eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944275
>>17944230
>Griffon and Shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944923
I'm rock hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944969
She'd probably start playing with your erection if she saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944966
What about two Griffon sisters and a Shoggoth who thinks she’s their older sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944936
>>17944969
>”Nyrrrg... hey anon, now im outta Oreos and peanut butter! Are you gonna get up and fill my fat ass like I told you to or what? I’m gonna starve soon! Don’t tell me you suffocated down there! What kind of loser fatfag can’t even handle his cute girlfriend sitting on his face for an hour? Cmon, hurry up and whip your cock out already, dummy! Stop resisting and do what I say! Fill my ass and bring me some more snacks to eat while you’re doing it! Nyaa!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944996
But I can't get up, I'm pinned beneath fat cat ass.
Truly she's going to have to figure out if she wants to keep trying for the D today or if those oreos and peanut butter are what she really wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944996
Time to break out the Manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945008
Don't give in!
Make that big fat cuddle cat start begging for the dssert and dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshires getting meaty

I see they are starting to take after Jub Jubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945001
>>17945011
>”N-nyuuugh... A-anon, pleaaaase? I’m so hor-uh, hungry! S-so you gotta do it. You gotta flip your fat cat girlfriend over the bed and fill her up sooo much. If you don’t I’m gonna starve... cmon anon, pleeease?”
>starts bouncing her ass on your face, her moist sex between her legs dripping on you
>”Pleeeease make me full baby...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945047
I feel like they're always being meaty now. I like meat but we could try for some diversity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945061
Well that got easy.
Just gotta wait till she's at the highest point of her bounce then I can slip out from under her and go grab her some snacks to fill her up.
Heck, I may just make her a full meal to fill her up if she's starving.


Once she's done with everything, I'm going to wait till she lays on the couch or bed before popping some manticore venom, flipping her on her front, and prone boning her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945064
Big, muscled cheshires?

Tall as jinkos, bulging biceps, and thick, muscled thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945087
Thin leggy cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945091
That sounds boring though.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be childhood friends with a chubby mino, p'orc, oni, and hinezumi who grow up to beome your strongfat wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945087
I think Jinko cheshires were confirmed, but I don't recall where they lived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944990
I did that to be ironic since Griffons and Shogs already get enough love in the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945099
Strongfat Minos who bring the meats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945098
Even when they're dominating you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945099
I remember that from earlier.
Perfect group right there.

>>17945102
Well obviously they live in wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945110
Yeah.
Theres no power there, no real weight or strength.
Just a girl riding cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945099
>strongfat hinezumi
>strongfat minotaur
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945109
A girl who knows her meat and loves her meat is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cook with a Minotaur Mito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945117
>no to strongfat minotaur
What, you don't like a nicely marbled steak? Nothing wrong with strongfat hinezumi either

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945087
I want a muscled cheshire to prank me in public.
>shoots me with manticore venom and disappears my pants in public
>waits for a single monster to attack me, then teleports me into a dark alley
>can see her smile, then she turns visible and starts flexing at me, asking if I'm mirin
>snu snu's me no matter what my response was
>uploads prank video to porn sites
>breaks into my house to remind me that no monster will take used goods like me, then pounces on me

classic gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945134
Exactly.
>Tall, buff but soft minotaur that could pick you up and is built for snuggling.
>Small, rounder hinizumi that has a killer rear and a hefty weight that loves to sit in your lap when she isn't training.

perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945134
Strongfat hinezumi is pretty disgusting. Mice are normally cute, small and sometimes packing a punch despite their body, but a big, fat one with muscles sounds like shit.
See buff alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945126
>Minotaur Mito.
Would she have the American Flag bikini too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942869
>Insinuating that she'll be yours from now on and you'll have no other
>Waaa she wants to kill me
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945141
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945138
The best kind.
Just don't forget to go and rub those muscled cheshire abs.

She'll be purring in no time.

>>17945140
I wouldn't mind a buff alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945145
Sounds just perfect, I'd love to see her cook some meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945152
If you like more muscles than girls maybe you should go for something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945160
But I like muscles on my girls, not just the muscles themselves.

What do you think I am, /fit/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945170
You are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945175
I'm fit, not /fit/
There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945099
I still don't know how the fuck strongfat would even work on a female

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945195
Zarya from OW anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945200
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945111
They are perfect, aren't they?
>oni who loves to watch sports while cracking open a six-pack (or keg) with you. The one with the winning team gets to dom the other when you inevitably have sloppy, drunk sex
>p'orc who is right at home in the kitchen, even if her favorite apron barely covers her big body. Sometimes your dessert will be "chocolate covered/honey-glazed ham"
>mino who loves video games, especially fighters. If she finds herself losing to you, she might try to cheat by distracting you with peeks at her body or other lewd gestures (which sometimes works)
>hinezumi who practices different martial arts with you as her sparing partner. Several of her moves focus on pinning you to the ground by smothering you with her body, but sometimes you can turn the tables by attacking her sensitive breasts

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to help a Pharaoh reclaim her old lands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945208
Not him, but this is why I always cringe when its brought up. Most fat, strong or otherwise is shit on a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945209
All of those are perfect except for the fact that I religiously watch my diet so the 'beers' would be more like a beer or two for me and the rest for that oni, not that I wouldn't enjoy what follows with her.
Shame that I'm a Lion's fan.
That P'Orc is getting eaten out and then a bit of stuffing.
The mino is getting some holst milk in her protein shakes and I may or may not show off my own body when gaming.
And that hinezumi is getting grappled and groped in her chest until she's panting, red-faced, and collapses with me atop her. May do that mino trick on her as well, just to keep her chest proportionally large.

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>>17945214
But how will you be able help her get through no loner living in excessive wealth? She's going to expect a lot of you.

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>>17945225
What would she expect of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945214
>>17945225
>>17945232
Not to worry lads, I know this one moneylender. She's a strange cobra-like lamia, but she doesn't charge interest like those damn raccoons. All she asks for is a...fair hearing from the Pharaoh.

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>>17945239
Nope,no Grape Snakes near my mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Jingai-no-Yome-to-ichaicha-suru-Anthology-Comic/Vol-001-Ch-002?id=391387
non-erotic mg comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945239
>It turns out Grape-sama and Phara-chan are actually old friends that used to double team unsuspecting men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945248
>They both look at anon with lust filled eyes
You had the chance to run. Now you can only accept your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945245
This gave me happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945222
But anon, that hinezumi would get inverted nipples that would make her cum like crazy when you pull them out

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>>17945254
>Tag-teamed by a butsy purple snake who's a master of poisons and a busty brown desert queen with the world's most compelling voice
Why on earth would I want to run from this? I just hit the damn jackpot.

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>>17945271
>dat spoiler
my fucking fetish, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945271
>Her breasts are not only larger but have inverted nipples.

Anon, I'm going to sneak up and molest her so much like that that the other girls may get jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945276
That's when they start chugging holst milk too

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>>17945289
I see no way this can possibly go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945292
I see plenty

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945294
As long as they don't get to BE levels, there is literally nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945309
BE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945315
Breast Expansion, but he's using the term wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/OG81L

TEASING BIG OGRES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945326
That's what I thought.
He's mixing up the fetish for a size catagory

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945335
>what the hell
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944776
She'd better be named Morticia.

[Anonymous No.]

I need girls in polka dot dresses. I NEED them.

[Anonymous No.]

Mature plump hellhounds that are twice as lewd as regular ones

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>>17945376
Sounds nice.
I'm feeling a shortstack one that likes to be 'on top' during naps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945376
Lewd girls a best
>Relaxing in a chair with your feet kicked up, eyes closed
>Mg waifu comes over and gives you a lap dance that ends with your dick inside her your face buried in tits

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a Greater Demon of Sloth's pleasure palace!

And play video games and eat pizza until dawn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945408
I want to make the sloth demon fit and the wrath demon fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945408
>Until dawn!
You've been tricked, you fool! Can't you hear the awa in the distance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945405
>lying there relaxed
>next thing you know your hands are full of thick soft hellwan hips and she's rubbing her plump and voluptious body all over you under your shirt

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>>17945408
I want to summon a devil of gluttony to use as a daiki

>>17945411
It's not the aways of the little ones that you should fear.

For while the young ones are quick and fast, they lack the experience of their more mature peers along with the solid muscles to let them hunt even the largest of bear.

A pure white cloak is not a frightening one, its the blood stained and tattered clothes of the elders that should make your knees grow week.

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>>17945414
>I want to summon a devil of gluttony to use as a daiki

I hope you're prepared to pay the price for such a summoning.

The price is all the food in your fridge,
freezer and pantry.

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>>17945426

If she wants food, I can always just take her out there, at least until I'm able to properly feed her through spirit energy.

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>>17945414
>Cornered in the dark moonlit snow by a pair of gleaming red eyes and a crimson spattered white furry cloak, open, blowing with the wind to reveal the occasional hint of abed belly, wide motherly hips and a bosom to bountiful as to make a fertility goddess blush, all peeking out enticingly from the enshrouding gloom of the cloak
>Mist billows out from where you assume her mouth is to be, breasts heaving with the joy of the hunt, much like your own chest, only far more enticing.
>She drifts towards your stunned form, catching her breath, giggling softly, with a mature "Ara" bleeding into the telltale "awa", a sign of great age, wisdom, and deep fathoms of lust.

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>>17945441
Don't forget the great, curved horns she'd have atop her head and the bulging muscles that would go with it.

Mature awas that live up in the deepest parts of the forests and mountains are nothing to be taken lightly.

Beasts against which even a dire bear would pause against.

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>>17945408
>Visit a Greater Demon of Wrath's 'pleasure palace'.
>It's some run-down castle with the sounds of a bar brawl that's been going on since the beginning of time.
>A window crashes and a lesser Wrath Demon flies out, falls 4 stories, and crashes into the ground.
>She immediately dusts herself off an makes a start for the door, but notices you.
>She turns, with a grin that's missing a few teeth and a bandage on her cheek.
>'Hey buddy! You're pretty late to the party! Come on, I could use a tag-team partner!'

Would you?

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>>17945478
As long as I knew I wouldn't die in the brawl.

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>>17945486
If someone died in one of Wrath's brawls, then the feud would be settled.

Everyone is kept alive, so that the cycle of pain and hate continues!

Also remember that guns are only allowed on Thursdays!

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>>17945426
Once she's full, I'm gonna cuddle that pudgy devil like there's no tomorrow. She'd be hard pressed to find an area of her body that I haven't fondled

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945500
Good; that gives me a week or so to get familiar again with a shotgun.

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>>17945470
>bulging muscles
Ehh, I like my women to look feminine. Abs are amazing, thighs are great, even a little bicep is nice, though I could do without.

But "bulging" muscles? If I wanted Schwarzenegger I'd go alp.

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>>17945508
>Anon twirls his shotgun and blasts a hole in a Demon's chest.
>She flies back and looks down at the gaping hole in her stomach
>'Haha! Woah! Good one!'
>She gets up and pulls out a pair of Uzis
>'Now it's my turn, meat!'

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>>17945245
>first chapter
Yes, I know exactly why I have this boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945504
Lovely. She’d love you so much she’d even bring one of her usually busy full hands down to rub your head as you did another tour around her huge body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945520
Groovy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945102
Yes Jinko Cheshires were confirmed by KC, who knows if he will ever release the profile. If he ever does I have the feeling she without doubt will be my #1 waifu, provided KC doesn't take away the stuff about her being a martial artist.

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>>17945516
Come on anon.
If you want them big, go big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945102
>>17945543
Bandersnatch Girl Confirmed. 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945326
the first ecchi manga I read involved breast expansion.

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>>17945520
>watches her jump sideways while firing
>she misses everything
"Ha!"
>anon grabs a drink from the bar
>as he drinks it comes pouring out of several bullet holes

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>>17945546
No. Tall and busty with wide hips, thick thighs and a hint of abs is enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945547
>Bandersnatch Girl
I remember seeing the one in monmusu paradox
but she looked like a monstergirl version of the left4dead charger

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>>17945533
Is gluttony devil up for marrying? Because I need that softness on me at all times

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters need more stories anyway

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>>17945555
>Brawl ends for the day, with two Wrath Demons clinging to Anon, complimenting him on his 'trigger finger'.
>An unbelievably angry sounding announcement from Wrath herself broadcasts over the P.A. system, reminding everyone that tomorrow is Fist Fight Friday.
>Demons start giggling about whether Anon would like them wearing a Karate Gi, a Boxer's outfit or a Wrestling singlet.

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>>17945565
Lust = Sloth>Pride>Wrath>Greed>Envy>Gluttony

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>>17945573
I don't care man I just want a meaty devil I can cook for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945567
Roundworm-girl

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>>17945575
You know on some level I envy you fatfags. Every where I look I see lardwhales and ham planets. And yet tall girls are so rare.

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>>17945573
Lust is top bitch,

And I want to help Envy dethrone her.

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>>17945573
Incorrect.
Gluttony is comfiest girl.

>>17945583
3D fatties a shit.
Tall girls are always golden though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945583
Obesity =/= pudgy
How do so many fail to get this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945573
>Envy that low
>Not wanting to be the affection of a horde of yandere envy demons constantly in-fighting as they try to out-wife the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945598
I type demons but what I meant was Devils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945598
Envy can't be happy, she always looking at others and wanting what they have. Envy sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945593
Just because you see a difference in attractiveness between arbitrarily chosen levels of overweight doesn't mean the rest of us have to humour you, fella

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945607
Shouldn't every demon be unhappy because they are always too busy being ______ to be happy?

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>>17945607
That's why you make sure she only has eyes for you true yandere style

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>>17945607
I mean, if you want to be literal, none of them would ever be happy because they're never satisfied and always want more. You could cook Gluttony the perfect full course meal, become the perfect sub for Pride, and give Lust the most mind-blowing fuck of her life, and they'd all still want more.

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>>17945610
No? Lust is happy being lusty with you, Pride is happy if she's proud of you, sloth is happy doing nothing.

Envy may be momentarily happy to finally take what some one else has, but she'll always have her eyes on something else eventually. I guess this can remedy Envy's issue >>17945613, just make sure she's completely isolated in a space where it's just you and her, and there's nothing left for her to envy, because you're all that exists and she already has you.

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>>17945607
They all suck. The deadly sins are those traits taken to ruinous extremes and at those extremes every single one is absolutely awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945573
Seven virtues > Seven sins

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>>17945632
Everything at the extreme is awful, but some people might enjoy them. Some guys might be into Wrath's kicking their balls while other would love Gluttony's vore.

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>>17945618
>You could cook Gluttony the perfect full course meal
And she's still be a fat pig wanting to eat more, that's why I ranked her last.
>become the perfect sub for Pride
No? Pride merely has to feel proud. In fact, subbing for Pride would make her unhappy I would think. It's best for her pride if her husband is such a paragon of a man that he has only one equal and that equal is her. As such she can feel pride both for herself and her husbando.

As for lust, you may have a point. But at least she's looking to stuff her face with your cock and not food or some one else's belongings.

>>17945632
Name one thing wrong with pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945636
Seven virtues VS Seven sins

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>>17945646
>Name one thing wrong with pride.
They would never admit to doing anything wrong, and by extension never apologize for fucking anything up

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945662
>Pride
>Fucking up
You're thinking of humans, who with these traits would suck

But the embodiment of pride wouldn't fuck up. Or her abilities wouldn't be worthy of being proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945642
Wrath doesn't kick your balls, she kills you for saying it's a little hot out.

>>17945646
>Name one thing wrong with pride.
Pride attributes everything good to her own greatness and everything bad to the failings of others. She will never accept anyone else because nobody is good enough for her. She cannot love anything other than herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945677
>pride=infallible
But that's just... wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945677
Uh, no...
Pride is how you view yourself and your actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945677
The seven deadly sins are a real world concept, anon. We're not talking about the manga. Which doesn't really feature the concept at all other than as a motif.

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>>17945683
>Pride attributes everything good to her own greatness
This is true
>She will never accept anyone else because nobody is good enough for her
This is also true if we ignore the whole reason we're in this thread in the first place. Every demon girl needs a mate, even pride, hers just has to be perfect, naturally.

>>17945686
Feel free to explain how.
>>17945689
But it's not like it has no external influences. I mean you can't really be a proud beggar. That's just foolishness pride needs accompanying greatness for it to be pride. In humans excessive pride is for when you've done great things, but not things so great as to warrant you level of pride.

But that's just for humans, the very embodiment of pride would surely need to be the embodiment of greatness for it to feel proud.

I mean baseless pride isn't pride, there needs to be something concrete for you to feel proud of in the first place.

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>>17943079
A Freudian slip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943133
Am I the only thinking about how she just got a UTI from having vaginal sex after anal.

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>>17945703
>pride isn't pride
Do you not get the fact that the only reason its a sin is when you're needlessly prideful, as in when its unjustified? Seriously, by definition she couldn't be hyper competent. She'd likely just be mediocre at best. If she was just stating what she could do, it'd be modesty.

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>>17945703
>I mean baseless pride isn't pride
Yes it fucking is. That's the whole point, that's why it's a deadly sin. It leads you to ruin because it gives you a skewed view of yourself. Your pride causes you to interpret everything in the way most beneficial to your pride, which in turn leads you to doing stupid shit that gets you killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17943510
As an insomniac, I would treasure a were-sheep wife to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945741
>insomniac
>tfw got bad enough that I'd sooner tolerate a mindflayer diddling my ear if she fixed it along with other more violent sleep-related issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945747
Same. I'd kill for a flayer to fix whatever is wrong in there. Let me get some sleep and maybe get rid of the headaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945728
>>17945737
Objectively speaking you have to have achieved something which is superior to what others have achieved to feel proud over it. Excessive pride isn't lacking a measure of comparison to those around you.

I mean you have to only look at greek theater to understand pride and the theory behind it, it's always man, something fallible, having so much pride he offends the gods/god, something infallible, or so they like to think.

It's never about feeling proud over nothing, it's always about having many great things and feeling proud to a point you overstep your mortal bounds.

As such the embodiment of pride wouldn't face such issues, not being a mere man in the first place. At the worst she'd have her ego bruised by a greater god somewhere, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945741
Any specific kind of weresheep?
I imagine a little shortstack wouldn't mind being your daiki each night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945758
Here's a radical idea:
tall, long haired weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945766
Would her hair curl at the ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945767

They would have super curly hair

[Anonymous No.]

Hex Maniac Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945813
Would it be soft like the rest of her fluff?
Would she have permanently closed eyes and a satisfied smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945757
>Objectively speaking you have to have achieved something which is superior to what others have achieved to feel proud over it
I really wish we had images left so I could post a wyrm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945757
DO YOU NOT GET WHY HAVING PRIDE WITHOUT HAVING DONE SOMETHING WORTHY OF PRIDE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES PRIDE A SIN??? IN ORDER FOR HER TO BE A PRIDE DEMON, SHE HAS TO EMBODY THE SINFUL ASPECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945818
Hex Maniac Moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945757
>Objectively speaking you have to have achieved something which is superior to what others have achieved to feel proud over it.
Sure hope you ain't proud of this argument, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945826
>>17945828
>>17945831
>Missing the point entirely
Re read the bit about the gods, I swear its like you read one line and threw out the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945757
I once took philosophy 101 at a local community college. Three of my classmates were Mexican migrant workers as dark as molasses that barely spoke a word of English.

This post would have made them laugh till they shit themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945847
The one line was so profoundly stupid it could not possibly be followed by anything worth reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945847
What the fuck do greek gods have to do with Catholicism's seven deadly sins, you fucking idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945741
As a sad person I'd treasure my dragon wife greatly during nightime. She might even wear wool mittens to caress my cheeks while putting me to sleep woth stories of knights and dragons she heard from her mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945857
>hubris is a catholic concept
Next time, read more than one sentence, buddy >>17945856

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945872
>I don't understand what the concepts of the seven deadly sins are
>watch me make an argument about how some fucking bullshit with greek gods means that somehow being prideful makes you automatically fantastic at everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945872
Anon, having too much pride gets your ass kicked because you bite off too much because you overestimate your skills, isolate yourself for the aforementioned reasons along with being seen as an arrogant ass, as well as being unable to accept someone being better than you causing festering feelings of discontent

You don't need deep metaphorical reasons for why pride is considered a sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945876
You really don't get to call me out on not understanding things when you don't see how the greek concept of hubris is important to this discussion.

>>17945885
Again, you're missing this whole point. The seven sins as they are are merely undesirable traits in a person, because humans are shit. What I'm saying is, there's nothing inherently wrong with pride, and the embodiment of pride would lack the human failings, to a large degree. At the least, within her own domain she would be infallible or close to it.

Maybe if she went to a place where she was small fry, you'd begin to see those failings. But then again, that's assuming she has a human train of thought. Who knows how demons think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945905
you fucking idiot, the seven deadly sins were classifications systems for what a sin was. It helped define how a bad thing was sinful. Not everybody is representative of every sin, all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945905
>There's nothing inherently wrong with gluttony
>There's nothing inherently wrong with engy
try fucking thinking next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945824

Yes, as well as having the relaxing effect that her fluff does.

She would encourage you to play with it whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945905
I reeeeally really wish I could post a wyrm

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945915
Are you the first idiot, or are you the second dude? I'm not sure what your post has to do with mine, I never said every one represented every sin at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945920
Not him, but you are in no position to be insulting anyone else's intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945918
That would be fun.
Playing with her floofy hair while she has a happy, if slightly smug, smile on her face would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945920
Then what is the FUCKING POINT????? Having a demon based on the seven deadly sins only fucking point IS THAT THEY WILL REPRESENT THEIR FUCKING SIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945905
>there's nothing inherently wrong with pride
You do realize the entire argument is about the embodiment of the deadly sin, not of the base concept, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Pride
>Girl's like a dragon
>Envy
>Jealous type that wants you to look at her and only her
>Lust
>Girl wants some fug a lot
>Gluttony
>Girls eats a lot and doesn't gain weight
>Greed
>Girl's like a dragon, again
>Wrath
>Girl likes to fight and kill shit like DOOMguy
>Sloth
>Girl likes to sleep like, once again, dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945940
Dibs on envy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945905
It has become very clear you don't have the slightest understanding of the deadly sins as a concept and are ignoring our attempts to explain them to you so I'm just going to disregard this and any further posts you make. I sincerely hope everyone else does the same so we can get back to monster girls. Good day to you my good Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945917
I didn't say that, don't strawman.

>>17945927
The point of this is I'm arguing there's nothing wrong with the demon of pride, seeing as how its the embodiment of pride and not susceptible to human failings.

>>17945929
The base concept is the deadly sin. I mean I think I get what you're trying to say, but all the sins are supposed to be intrinsically bad, I'm just arguing that pride is only bad when a human has it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945940
>That gluttony
But she needs to look like a glutton!
Also, gluttony could also cross over into an insatiable lust for blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945947
>pride is only bad when a human
Then explain why it's so much worse when Elves have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945946
All you've done is call me a wurm, have you even contributed to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945947
SHE IS THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF A HUMAN FAILING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945947
>The base concept is the deadly sin
>I'm committing a deadly sin by being proud of improving myself or just not fucking up
Teresa, get the confession booth

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945947
Anon, pride isn't bad when a human has it.
The issue is when you have too much pride.

Taking pride in a job well done is one thing, being unable to admit you fucked up is quite another.

The reason the sins are as they are is because having too much of one thing or having it in the wrong way is what leads to issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945940
>Sloth
>Girl likes to sleep like, once again, dragons
>lazy sleeping dragons holding treasure close to them
That is a picture so sweet i can die from diabetes from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945940
I'd rather the Seven Virtues instead. Who would they be?
Prudence, justice, temperance, courage, faith, hope, and charity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945940
>Pride
>it’s just a succubus who brags about her husband ALL THE TIME
>think Hughes from FMA but a succubus who has pictures of her husbands dick instead
>then she just becomes a succubus version of Hughes after the daughterus are born

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945947
>The base concept is the deadly sin
No it isn't. Being overly prideful is what makes it a fucking sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945965
Funny thing is: those are the names of my Paladin-Chan harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945955
He's been more intelligent consistently than you have. And he didn't try to shove greek gods into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17944184
Werewolf, just a plain old werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945959
Yes. You should be humble, always. Take gluttony, are you ever not committing a deadly sin by being a glutton? Or envy, greed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945977
>Still don't understand the importance of the greek concept of hubris.
Look it up, man. It's where this whole idea came from, you think the church just shat it out on their own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945963
Good, as it should be.

>>17945969
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945979
You idiot, the seven deadly sins are meant to be a classification system for sins. They themselves are not things you can commit. They aren't verbs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date Pride, and listen to the stories about all the other Demons she defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945982
I think somebody shat this out, but not the church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945993
Anon, she will tell you how she beat them in excruciating detail, how easy it was to do it, and the seven other ways she could've beat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945998
Wow, she's so strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945998
She's probably lying. I bet she's a pudgy mess, who hasn't picked up a blade in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946000
Anon no!
Feeding her ego is just going to get her to be 'gracious' enough to allow you to continue to date her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946004
She says she's just 'resting up' so she'll always be in peak condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946004
Anon please, she's as trim as a model and stronger than any wrath demon you could find.

In all seriousness, I imagine that pride demons would probably keep their appearance and fashion up to date, keeping them nice looking.
Sloth or Gluttony is where the pudge is at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946009
I'm going to call her a fatty and challenge her to a duel, only to watch her fumble her way to a loss. She's like a reverse Lizardman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945995
Well here you go since you're clearly too fucking lazy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris

>>17945992
>You can't commit deadly sins
Come again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945969
>Mentioning FMA
>Not having pride by a smug as fug loli brat
Anon, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946016
She'd duel and I imagine she'd have some skill, possibly quite a bit, but the big thing would be that her skills would never match her boasting OR she would hamper herself by taking stupid/stylish meanuvers that do little more than make her look better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946020
>I didn't read your argument
You can't just be greedy, you have to do something greedy in order to be classified as it. You can't just be lustful, you have to do something lustful. You can't just be prideful, you have to do something prideful. The sins themselves are not things you can commit.

[Anonymous No.]

This nonsense with the sins has gone on long enough. When's the next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go get yourself some church.
The loli angels are willing to defend your purity for a good home and hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946031
Nonsense. You can have greedy and lustful thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946039
this. I need to post images

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946044
That sounds quite lovely, actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946045
Did you even read my fucking argument? You can't just do greed. You do something classified as greedy, which makes you a greedy person. Having greedy thoughts is a greedy thing (even if it's sinfulness is debatable, but that's neither here nor there), but it is a separate action. Greed, lust, and pride, aren't fucking verbs, you can't just do them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17945758
Pudgy Sheep with nervous stutters and a love for bad jokes, oh and wide hips and phat sheep tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946054
That loli angel will defend you to the end of the world!
Even if she's smaller than the others and is distracted by kittens.

Still, she'll be there when it really counts.
She may even help you at work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946062
Sounds cute.
She probably loves to snuggle with you under blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946056
Okay so let me get this straight. You said you weren't comitting a deadly sin by being proud of your self for improving yourself. I said you were, and pointed to other sins as an example of this. Engaging in gluttony is sinful, no matter the degree, as is envying and being greedy.

You then called me an idiot and said that they are a classification system and not things you can commit. So you can't do greed, you can only be greedy. I agree, this is basic grammar.

So what the fuck is your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946062
Pudgy, nervous Sheeps will get groped! So you can feel the stacked body hiding under all that wool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946082
1. I am not the original guy who made the confession booth comment.
2. My fucking point is that in order to embody the sin, she has to constantly do things that are considered prideful. This involves being a fucking blowhard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946088
>My fucking point is that in order to embody the sin, she has to constantly do things that are considered prideful.
I just think she has to constantly be proud, and have pride. Not necessarily always do prideful things. If you're constantly walking around going "Ooh look at how proud I am" You're not really embodying it are you? But I mean sure, I suppose she'll do prideful things from time to time. Like admire herself in the mirror. But then I'd be admiring her too, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946076
I want to cuddle under the blankets with her while a fan cools us off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946064
I normally like oneesans but a loli who acts like one is fine too
My boatfu is like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946107
>I missed the point again
Do you not get that they're a classification for a sin? Check this out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins
For god's sake, if she's the embodiment of the sin, she's going to be doing the sin pretty fucking often, else she's just a pretty arrogant succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946120
>Do you not get that they're a classification for a sin?
I honestly do not get what you're trying to get across with this. Checked the wiki too. Are you trying to tell me that you can't "do" greed, but can steal, an act which would be categorized as a sin under greed?

Because if that's what all this was about, I'm still confused because not only is that a no-brainer, that's still a greedy act, so I don't know why you decided to start splitting hairs over something minuscule and irrelevant.

>For god's sake, if she's the embodiment of the sin, she's going to be doing the sin pretty fucking often, else she's just a pretty arrogant succubus.
Arrogance and pride aren't the same thing. I think our misunderstand lay here. You think that a prerequisite of embodying pride is to lack the proper guns to back yourself up with, so to speak. To embody the human aspect of excessive pride.

I don't. Is it arrogance if you can back it up with excellence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946088
how about when she blows your dick hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946161
No, its not a human aspect to do this shit. Again, its defined by your actions. Christ I'm legitimately tired of trying to tell you this shit. Someone can have pride, but in order for it to be the deadly sins version of pride, they need to be overly prideful, to the point that they've completely oversold their abilities. Otherwise its not a fucking sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946181
She better, or I'll go full inquisitor, whip her ass and then fuck her nice and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

New thread when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946200
Well yes, but as a demon of the chief sin, even if she did oversell her abilities, she'd still be immensely powerful. So the end result is that it's neither here nor there. As I mentioned earlier maybe you'd see some of the negative sides if you went to a place where she was smallfry.
>Otherwise its not a fucking sin
I disagree. Pride is the sin, just as wrath and envy is. Doesn't matter to what degree. You can be a little proud of yourself and it's still a sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946230
It's important to have a little pride in yourself anon, its worrying you think that its a sin. I don't care enough to keep arguing. We need a new thread to cleanse this bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17942011
Touch fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946235
>It's important to have a little pride in yourself anon
Never said it wasn't. Man was never meant to be free from sin. Still a sin tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946243
Man is a balance of sin and virtue.
To deny one is to deny the whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946243
it isn't, look at all of my posts look at the wikipedia article i gave you, for the last time, pride as a deadly sin is defined as having taken a wrongful and prideful action, not as having been proud of yourself. It is not inherently wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946244
New Thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946230
>demon of the chief sin, even if she did oversell her abilities, she'd still be immensely powerful
as opposed to all the other ones we mentioned, which were completely fallible, like wrath? Stop making shit up you prick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17946256
I also don't think pride is inherently wrong. But working by the sins, it is inherently a sin.

Like wrath, lust, sloth and gluttony for instance. Gluttony is a sin no matter which way you cut it, it's not not a sin to be a little gluttonous. They all exist in the realm of excess. Pride among them for some reason.

>>17946263
No? the others would be powerful too. Just Pride the most, as the worst sin.