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Cursed Swords are underrated

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>> No.17972922

Alternate mofu ways!

>> No.17972987

>>17972922
Does that mean curly-haired tails instead of tails with straight hair?

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>>17972916

>> No.17973779 [DELETED] 

test

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All I want for Christmas is an 8 foot tall Hellhound to cuddle with

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I want to call a bee my sweet honey!

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y/n?

>> No.17973787
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>>17973784
I want a bee to queen me.

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Anyone else see the thread posted about 1948? Also, dark mages.

>> No.17973791

>>17973788
Dear god, she's beautiful. I want to be her otouto and live in a secluded swamp together.

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Hey onii-chan, would you help me reclaim the holy land?

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As I promised yesterday, another update to Aquanaut. Still not very much happens but we get to meet the girl who will be our series mascot. New from line 73.

https://pastebin.com/8e7qZAG6

>> No.17973809

>>17973807
And by line 73 I mean line 75, derp.

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Hoes in 'hose.

>> No.17973812

>>17972916
Remember that Cursed Swords are especially weak to affectionate physical contact.

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17973837

I want a spider to wrap me in her web and cuddle me.

>> No.17973844

>>17973801
>Anon is a fully fledged powerslut
>Trains his whole life to be able to score himself a high level waifu
>Ends up with a Baphomet
>He believes that he will finally be able to relax and enjoy a peaceful married life
>She wants him to lead her army to take over the holy land
>He quickly regretted not going for that one lazy Lilim he met

>> No.17973854

>>17973837
Non-consensual cuddles with a terrifying spider who wraps you up so you can't struggle are the best.

>> No.17973868

>Wight wife is very high class and stoic in public
>Crowds part for her as she walks
>She can cow people into submission with a glare
>Speaks few words, but those words are filled with authority and confidence
>Loves it when you spank her, pull her hair and choke her in the bedroom

>> No.17973874

>>17973868
Lets hope no Rata discovers her private life.

>> No.17973891

>>17972779
Worse. He's the spankanon.

>> No.17973899

>>17973874
Rata's got to get the scoop on the upcoming Undead Kingdom royal wedding!

>> No.17973914

>>17973785
Play, or 'play'? Either way is a yes for me, I just want to know if we'd be building some scale models, or I'd be twitching on the ground after getting cursed.

>> No.17973918

>>17973785
Anubis are not this cute.

>> No.17973934

>>17973785
I will show her the ways of Legacy of Kain.

>> No.17973935
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17973935

I need a good fight.
Or at least ideas for a good fight

>> No.17973939

>>17973935
Try these on for size.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT66YPk0Q5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vEeQ-vGrgY

>> No.17973944

>>17973939
Than you

>> No.17973945

>>17973939
What's cowboy bebop even about?

>> No.17973950

>>17973945
Bounty hunters. You never saw Cowboy Bebop? You should. It's like the most entry-level anime that anyone can enjoy.

>> No.17973951

>>17973950
I'm really casual when it comes to anime. I watched some trash, some Haruhi, but otherwise, I prefer mangas or novels.
Most anime feel like the guy reading the original manga hated it and wants to finish it as quickly as possible.

>> No.17973953

>>17973935
It depends on what's your view of a good fight.
A desperate father armed with a pitchfork trying to protect his son from an invading Ushi-Oni even though he has absolutely no chances of winning can be a great and engaging fight if done properly.
Or you could go with a much less emotional but flashier fight with a complexe choreography, special moves and high stakes.

>> No.17973956

>>17973935
>>17973944
Some more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEt4B1poOfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2Zp4nwsFA
>>17973951
There is no original manga, Bebop was conceived as an anime.

>> No.17973964

>>17973956
That already sound better.

>> No.17973970

>>17973964
So you'll man up and see it? Good. See you, space cowboy.

>> No.17974006
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There could be a Dragon who's fantasizing about meeting an Anon somewhere in the world.

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>>17974006
Fantasizing while hugging pillows?

>> No.17974025

>>17972425
>>17972402
I bet its only a matter of time and DE before the scorpions become girtablilu

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>>17974021
Poor things. Someone should give those girls their husbandos already.

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.17974052

>>17974006
>5 dere stars
I bet she is the kind of Dragon who falls in love with the first boy who is kind to her.

>> No.17974057

>>17974052
If you look at her and smile she stops whatever she's doing to go up to you and chat. She might even flirt a bit.

>> No.17974059

>>17974025
Uhn that not how it works anon. Those scorpions are already "corrupted," and besides there needs to be a strong love ni order for animals to turn into mg ans stated in the cu sith or cait sith profiles.

>> No.17974066

>>17974059
>Uhn that not how it works anon. Those scorpions are already "corrupted,"
It don't matter. Sooner or later a buildup of energy produces a qualitative change.

>No girtablilu waifu who constantly shoots you with aprodesiac venom, is a deep purple and her eerie eye patterns over her chitin

>> No.17974092

>>17974052
Yes, but what's her tsun rating?

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>> No.17974118

>>17974114
I wish they had more clothing. That's one of the reasons yetis aren't up there on my list.

Yes, I know how weird thay sounds.

>> No.17974120

>>17974114
Shy Yetis give awkward, shy hugs.

>> No.17974121
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>>17974118
I strongly desire a cute tomboy yeti in flannel and jeans

>> No.17974129

I want a Dark Slime in latex.

>> No.17974134

>>17974118
Yeti hugs with clothing are like sex with condoms.
Don't be cruel to them like that.

>> No.17974148

>>17974134
And for them I'm a person with condom fetish. They are not monsters for me really, just imagine one's face when I ask her about clothed sex.

>> No.17974168

>>17974148
That's really messed up.
Go for a stylish Succubus who spends hours everyday making sure her outfit is flawless.

>> No.17974185

>>17974168
I'd go for white horns with how /fa/ and comfy their clothes would be.

>> No.17974201

>>17974185
White Horns prefer naked sex since it releases all their heat and lust.
Clothed sex with one wouldn't be as passionate.

>> No.17974205

>>17974201
I'm not talking about clothes sex I'm just talking about lewding them up a bit. For clothed sex I'd just go with a Wight or Dragon wearing royal clothes so I could stain them.

>> No.17974255

>>17974114
If you poke a Jub's ahoge to propose to her, what happens when you poke a Yeti's ahoge?

>> No.17974263

>>17974255
Fluffy ahegao.

>> No.17974287

So, I’ve been wanting to write a neat little story for a while now. I have no clue what it’ll be about, but I do know that I want to do something kinda abstract and write it exclusively with dialogue and allow the reader to piece the story together with context clues in said dialogue.

How do you guys feel about that? Would going back and forth between two characters get tiring? Should I just stick to traditional writing instead?

>> No.17974294

>>17974263
>fluffy ruffled Yeti hair
That's going to make her more aroused and hug tighter!

>> No.17974298

I want to do prank videos in undead cities
>"Kissing prank in haunted house [GONE WRONG] [GONE YANDERE]"
>"Glory hole prank on horny Ghouls [GONE WRONG] [RESPONSIBILITY TAKEN] [18+]"

>> No.17974304

>>17974298
Top 10 reasons to get a wisp GF

>> No.17974308

>>17974298
Who is doing the pranks? a MG or a deranged lunatic who was once a sane men.

>> No.17974323

>>17974298
> [RESPONSIBILITY TAKEN]
You're supposed to say it's just a prank.

>> No.17974329

>>17974304
1: No more need to pay rent. She will let you live freely inside her comfortable cage.

>>17974308
A bunch of overly confident teenagers.

>> No.17974332

Why are CC unicorns so adorbs?
>still a virgin
>spooked easily
>heals
>horse pussy and regular pussy
>turns into cuckhorse

>> No.17974337

>>17974304
>be on youtube watching salamander duel.
>read comment section: top 10 anime battles.

>> No.17974344

>>17974298
>Wight does pranks just to fill the void she has in her heart form being alone and ignored for way too long.
>It's not what she wanted but that is the only way she gets any attention these days.
>Every time she dose one she loses a little part of herself, but she can't stop not now not while sh finally has the attention, not while she is not invisible.
Being a teenager is hard on MGs.

>> No.17974353

>>17974298
>>17974337
>>17974344
>>17974304
I swear, once the portals open, it is going to be my life long goal to stop the invention of the internet at any cost over there. I can't let it ruin the Monster girls.

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>>17974353
>Hey what if we set up some kind of communications network that allowed us to share our research notes regardless of where in the world we were?
>Can we use it to post cute Cheshire videos?

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So Jötunn.

>> No.17974371

>>17974359
>>17974359
>Cheshire Kitten try’s to teleport for first time!
>Shows a sleepy Cheshire kitten that teleports into pile of blankets

The internet wouldn’t be ready

>> No.17974374

>>17974371
>Cheshire kitten tries to teleport with a Wurm
>cue a second camera showing footage of a Wurm falling on to a trampoline
I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.

>> No.17974375

>>17974359
The internet was a mistake, we can't allow its degeneracy to spread any further.

>> No.17974376

I want to inject my maid with fertility drugs every night while she's sleeping until she becomes completely incapable of rational thought and is entirely driven by an instinctual desire to breed.

>> No.17974382

>>17974374
Can anyone handle such cuteness?

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>>17974376
That's pointless since they have that desire already.

>> No.17974404

>>17974323
As if that would work on any monster girl aside from fairies and Titanias.

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17974406

Nav should draw more Liches of different shapes and sizes.

>> No.17974415

>>17974287
I love it. How about this: The story is a transcript of a chat between anon and his human childhood friend. Dark matter bombs are dropped or she eats something and begins monsterizing. The two continue to chat and we see the change in mindset take place and the romance between them become evident.

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>>17974287
I once wrote a 70-page story that was nothing but dialogue. It went over well with everyone who read it but nothing actually happened in it and there wasn't much of a story to go around. You'll just have to give it a shot and see what happens.

>> No.17974519

Ah yes, I'm sure you must've heard about my cute waifu before, right? But have you heard of my cute daughteru?

>> No.17974526

>>17974406
I want a meaty lich

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>late at night, shitposting on /mgg/ like no tomorrow
>hear a thud and scratching on the window
>check out what's making the noise
>see pic related

wat do?

>> No.17974538

>>17974536
Call Horatio.

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>>17974536

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>>17974544

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>>17974546

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>>17974549
Remove spider remove spider

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In case of spider, don't take any risk. Every spider that survives can breed.

>> No.17974569

>playing some classic Half-Life
>miss a jump and fall into radioactive goo
>luckily my suit will protect me!
>swim after some barrels
>get swept up by a current of radioactive goo that for whatever reason runs around in circles around the place and carries barrels of hazardous waste absolutely nowhere
I bet the Gremlins did this.

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>>17974569
In case of doubts, blame the gremlins.

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>>17974573
>in order to even access the area I had to blow a hole into the bottom of a rocket-engine testing area and climb down through the bedrock
>there's a cave with a dead scientist and a dead security guard with a barrel of said goo and one revolver
>other than the hole I made the only way into that cave was through water
>the water path is only accessible from the outside via a ladder
HOW DID THEY
WHAT IS
Black Mesa and Aperture Science with Monster Girls, I need it. While waiting for it I'll mate with an army of Mantis Girls.

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>>17974604
In case of doubt, spank a gremlin.
Even if she has nothing to do with it, she's always to blame for something.

>find a body next to a pistol
I never realized what it meant.

>> No.17974699

Aside from a monster girl fetish itself do you have any fetish only monster girls can fulfill?
I personally can't get it up unless I'm able to literally see through the girl, and that's why Slimes are the best.

>> No.17974732

>>17974604
Fuck all that. I just want a MG version of Cave Johnson.

>> No.17974733

>>17974732
FUCK YES

>> No.17974735

>>17974699
I'm pretty sure daughteru dicking only works with monstergirls, so there's that.

>> No.17974745

>>17974732
I’m imagining Cave Johnson as a Gremlin and I can’t stop giggling.
>”When life gives you lemons, you attach dildoes to the lemons and make them fuck life right back! How do you like that?!?! I didn’t even want your stupid lemons anyway!!!”

>> No.17974746

>>17974732
>Funny thing about Demonic Energy, turns out it can bring you back from the dead with the caveat it turns you into a woman
>All prior testing schedules are now cancelled and we're going to have a crack at producing more of this stuff so drop your pants and report to my office
>Hustle it up!

>> No.17974771

>>17974556
That's a weird looking nipple

>> No.17974773

>>17974536
To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse.

>> No.17974777

>>17974773
Who figures that one out?

>> No.17974778

>>17974385
Any else getting tsundere vibe from this?

>> No.17974779

>>17974735
No, you can dick your daughteru normally, it's just a bit more fucked up than with monster girls.

>> No.17974791

>>17974544
>>17974546
>>17974549
>>17974554
>>17974556
Don't waste images on spamming off-topic stuff newfag.

>> No.17974793

>>17974779
>a bit

>> No.17974796

>>17974791
Maybe someone should draw a picture of kiki holding bug spray

>> No.17974800

>>17974773
>>17974777
>revelation 14:4
/jp/ meet up

>> No.17974803

>Local Ryu temple is called the temple of the Caves and Stars
>It’s populated by a bunch of muscular hebis but the Ryu is never seen despite frequent rainstorms
>sneak in one day and see a soft, NEET Ryu being dragged from her room by the hebis, pouting and grumbling about why she has to make the rain stop when her shows about to be on.
>Realize that cave and stars isn’t the shrines real name and the hebis are just poking fun at their charges behavior

>> No.17974811

>>17974793
Daughteru fucking is really fucked up by itself, so having a horny girl that likes it no matter what just makes it less bad.

>> No.17974821

>>17974298
>Throwing garlic at a Vampire [GONE HORRIBLY WRONG][18+]

>> No.17974839

>>17974779
I could only dick my daughteru if she truly wanted it and if it wouldn't fuck her up in the brain for the rest of her life anon. Monstergilrs give both the safety and the enthusiasm that really makes daughteru dicking (or any sort of dicking or relationship if I'm being honest) appealing to me.

>> No.17974872

>>17974773
Let’s try it:
>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

>> No.17974874

I want to play pied-piper to a trio of insect girls.
A Soldier beetle, all curious and shy.
A Mantis, all stoic and searching.
A Mothgirl, all skitterbrained and happy.

>> No.17974876

>>17974872
>blushing Centaur closes the Bible in a flash
>”T-this is your religion, sire?!”

>> No.17974880

>>17974839
>or any sort of dicking or relationship if I'm being honest
Mamono mana addiction is trully a dangerous thing.

But yeah, if you taught her to like it ever since she was little things wouldn't change much. The problem is with your head in both cases too and not hers so everything would be fine.

>> No.17974884

>>17974876
>Kinda?
>Most of us just agree to the “be good to each other and help those in need” idea and skip over the nitty gritty.

>> No.17974891

>>17974884
>”Ah! A-as expected of Aruji-dono. One must see the wisdom in their vows, after all...”
>you notice the rest of the day she’s making discreet sideways glances at the front of your pants
>you figure it’s fair considering how many times you’ve done the same to her tits
I want a Centaur homestay when the portals open. Too much fun and cute (and hot, later).

>> No.17974901

>>17974891
Same, although my love of large tits is probably too much for one that enjoys combat

>> No.17974904
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I wonder how videos on youtube are done when the internet is introduced to mgs
>DIY: How to make and knit a warm scarf by Yeti.
>Yeti channel consists of perfect Hot Coco recipies, Hugging techniques, and games to play in the snow.
>Cheshire makes prank/reaction vids on her husband
>Titania runs a kid's book club/storytelling channel
>A couple of normal male youtubers make their own content/shows and among the comments of "THIS GUY IS SO HAWTT I WANT HIM RIGHT NOW" and "Are we seriously going for this? They're not talented, and the only get clicks from single lonely no-lifer girls" and even Bonnet Tippers/Lizards, There are some Phantoms furiosly typing and giving criticism about their work and how they can 'Improve' it, saying that the editing sucks and the graphics/effects used are unrealistic and ugly.

I wonder what Kikis would upload.
Or even Lilims and Demons and Succubi

>> No.17974908

>>17974904
>Vampire blood tasting
>Dragon/Echidna showing off her dungeon and challenges adventurers to get her
>Various Lich and Gremlin experiments

>> No.17974911

>>17974901
I’m certain a Centaur would make due. The majority of their strength comes from the horse half, and footwork is key in all styles of combat. As long as her arms were functional in some capacity, it wouldn’t make too huge a difference if she were flat or had small beachball sized milkers.

>> No.17974914

>>17974791
Don't waste posts whining.

>> No.17974918

>>17974904
Don't forget the really fetishy girls and exhibitionists showing off their big intricate sex dungeons and collections of sex toys.

>> No.17974919

>>17974911
Well, I hope so because big is going on I be the smallest of adjectives that could be used to describe her bust

>> No.17974920

>>17974904
I imagine Kiki’s would post cooking videos with the recipe specific to their master’s taste. The comments section would be filled with other Kiki’s suggesting minor changes that would make the recipe more like what their master would want.

>>17974908
>ElectroBoom, but with a gremlin

>> No.17974924

>>17974918
>ywn watch KDF do a video tour of his sex dungeon
part of me is to curious.

>> No.17974927

>>17974904
>Demon runs an instructional channel for Monstergirls on ways to ‘get sinful’ for their man
>instructional videos on pole dancing, lap dances, erogenous tongue control, how to work your tail, when and how to rake your nails on his back in passion, blood and your man: a comprehensive primer, etc.
>all with the help of her “special assistant”, a man usually blindfolded and nearly-naked referred to by her community as “hubby”
>for her 1 million subscriber special she did a Q&A with hubby untied and unblindfolded, turns out he’s an amicable and sweet guy and they’re apparently pretty normal when not doing instructional videos

>> No.17974931

>>17974904
>Rival P’Orc and Mino channels on cooking

I can only imagine the foid

>> No.17974934

>>17974924
Seems more like LiveLeak material

>> No.17974935

>>17974927
That somehow sounds really comfy.

>> No.17974951

>>17974919
>”Sire, look here! Have you ever been to this before?”
>she’s holding a ‘wonders of the ancient world’ book
>”Look, they called it, “The Colossus of Rhodes”. Such tremendous size, and without magic or advanced technology!”
>you’re not hearing a word, her enormous bust hypnotizing you as always as it jostles, jiggles, jumps and bounces around, heaving and wonderful and...
>”...colossal...”
>”Yes! That’s where the word comes from, sire. I had never known! It’s funny, I often hear that word used in passing. Who knew such a common word you hear everyday walking down the street had such an interesting backstory!”

>> No.17974953

>>17974904
>Fails compilation
>A Raijuu sneezing and ruins her camera
>Dullahan body throwing away her own head instead of a bouquet at her wedding
>Anubis stepping on a lego
>Basilisk dropping her mask on a train and it turns into a orgy

Last one isn't really a fail though

>> No.17974959

>>17974908
>Lizardwomen protecting men from "The dangerous Matriarchy"
>Videos of them being the supreme Lady.
>Cringy sword fighting against water bottles
>Talking about and debating strawman arguments while being smug
>Them also uploading a video about talking to another male youtuber about the topic while the youtuber didn't want an part of it.
>Cringy vids about them going (M/W)GTOW (Monsters/Women Going Their Own Way)

>Gremlins basically being "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This", or "Will It Blend", or worst case scenario, TechRax, but they'll add a twist to it with their own inventions.

>>17974920
>Among the comments of Kikis, is SillyShoggy21 shitposting in the comments, writing only "They'll never know Mastah's true tastebuds and what he likes"
>Inevitable Flame war

>>17974927
>Meanwhile, a shy succubus with big glasses and a loose sweater wants to talk about her favorite book called "Of Mice and Men" and giving deep commentary about the story and plot and foreshadowing, as well as morals of the time.
>Comments are filled with so much rage from mousegirl broods saying "She's not a mousegirl, she shouldn't be reading something like that. It's cultural appropriation."
>Succubus delets her video and channel and cries in a corner.

>Meanwhile the smug rival of the now gone succubus channel is a Mousegirl ready to do a livestream of an open reading of the book with all the comments being positive saying they can't wait to get to the part where all the mice get their husbands and they fell in love and lived in a brood happily ever after.

And then the reader's live reaction when she DOES get to the good part.

>> No.17974964

>>17974951
Would be fantastic, although she may not be happy to go up a cup size or two.

The urge to resist milking that chest would be strong

>> No.17974982

>>17974839
Adopted daughterfu is the best scenario, actual incest is a shit.

>> No.17974988

>>17974964
>Come home from a long day filling out paperwork and completing surveys and such at the Monster Exchange Office
>Centaur homestay is seated, happily watching television (“Fascinating! This Mays fellow has such charisma, could he have been a bard?”)
>don’t even care at this point, just walk over and plop face first into the middle of those enormous milky tits
>Centaur is utterly stunned and far to embarrassed to do anything other than freeze and blush and make little whimpering stuttering ‘neigh?!?!?’ noises
>enjoy a comfy sleep drooling on and occasionally reaching up to grope those humongous pillows
>feel a warm wetness on your hands at one point and the faint aroma of fresh milk, but think nothing of it
>at one point when you let your hand slide off her bosom, you feel a hand gently grab your wrist and pull the hand back up, slightly moving it for you as if to encourage groping and tugging at that wet spot

>> No.17974996

>>17974988
Such a cute girl.
Would cherish,
She’d probably have holts balking at her bust, wondering if she was a mega holst addict

>> No.17975006

>>17974982
Even dicking the adopteru is bad. The way I see it, adopting a girl means you have to raise her as a daughter and not a wife with the "daddy" fetish.

>> No.17975009

I want to make my daughteru wear her big dental gag so I can get the bottle of cum I've been storing up for a few days and feed it to her slowly with my fingers by rubbing it all over her mouth and tongue!

>> No.17975011

>>17975006
Holy shit, I feared I would be alone with that opinion.
You're right, dude.

>> No.17975013

>>17975009
Gross

>> No.17975016

>>17974996
She may not be addicted to Holst Milk, but after that night she’d have an itch that could only be satisfied by your skin on those giant milkcannons. She may ‘discreetly’ puff her chest out and let her canyonous cleavage go on full display when she sees you getting tired in the hopes you’ll plop right between them like before, little wet circles appearing around her nipples in anticipation through her blouse.

>> No.17975019

>>17974959
That mouse girl is shit. 10/10 would dox. I would’ve loved having a succubus help me through Of Mice and Men in high school.

>> No.17975022

>>17975006
>>17975011
Of course you're not alone, some of us realize being a father means actually being a father and not just a pervert.

>> No.17975025
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>>17975022
Damn fucking right.
Daughters are for raising and spoiling, not for fucking.

>> No.17975032

>>17975016
Adorable, she’d probably trade her more conservative blouse out for a revealing one.
If she really is doing that though, she better be prepared for what that mammy vampy is going to do to her mammaries.

Lactation will start and be constant

>> No.17975036

>>17975013
It's not any more gross than regular oral sex anon, I'm sure monstergirls would have perfected the art of cum storage so it's not like that would be a problem either.

>> No.17975040

>>17975011
I'm just too human for it. Fucking a loli and making her your wife is okay I guess, but saying you adopted her and called her your daughter just to satisfy your fetish is a huge no.

>>17975022
Yep. Seeing my kiki adopteru become a great maid by training with us and finally finding a good master would bring a tear to my eye.

>> No.17975042

>>17975025
>>17975022
Screw that, in Wonderland you can marry and adopt a Humpty Egg the day she hatches and enjoy teaching her about the world while also enjoying her sexually.

>> No.17975053

>>17975040
I don't mind her calling me "daddy" while I fuck her, but only in the bedroom. If I'm literally fucking my daughter, adopted or not, I'm Fritzl.

>> No.17975055

>>17974904
Lilims and Succubi would just stream on twitch.

>> No.17975060

>>17975032
By the end of it, the day would start with her happily pouring her milk into your bowl of cereal, happily presenting her bursting wobbling and bare tits for you to milk and suckle on afterward, then put on a revealing blouse and offer to take you to the park, with you riding on her back and hands unashamedly reaching around and groping her “reins” the whole way.
Then it’s discreet public milking while laying in the park, riding her back home, milking, watching a movie or playing some games while she slowly jerks you off and lets you lay against her tits with a nipple freely ready for you to use, more milking, bringing her into the extended bathroom and fucking that horsepussy ragged while she squirts milk everywhere, more milking, dinner with milk, more milking, some evening paizuri with milk as lube, more milking, a shower and heavy groping makeout session at the same time, then falling asleep in the bed-space with your lips wrapped around a hefty streaking nipple and her hands gently soothing your scalp and shoulders.
A good life.

>> No.17975061

>>17975053
Roleplaying is fine, but the "real" thing is not.

>> No.17975063

>>17975060
That it is.
She’d be a mobile milk factory

>> No.17975070

>>17975061
Exactly.

>> No.17975071

>>17975061
Says you!

>> No.17975073

>>17975042
Reminder that if your jubjub daughteru became a humpty because you are a daughteru dicker you deserve the worst dad of the year award.

>> No.17975074

>>17975060
Don’t forget ‘binding’ her and chaining her at night in a standing position for ‘royal beauty gets turned into a breeding toy/milk dispenser by a bandit king’ play.

I’m sure she’d love it

>> No.17975082

>>17975073
>not doing the right thing and waiting for the baby Jub to hatch
>THEN dick her

>> No.17975091

>>17975074
She’d go full Lalatina. The only thing wetter than her drooling anticipatory face and streaming erect nipples would be her gushing, pulsating pussy.
She’d discreetly and in character try to suggest you bind her tits tighter- tighter- even tighter, until they’re throbbing and milk is coming out like a waterfall. Her ability to speak would evade her as moaning, wheezing gasps of passion and shrieks of arousal would fill the room to the point where the frumpy lizardwoman next door would consider calling the cops for a noise complaint.
Not that you’d care, you’d be face deep in milk-sow tit almost drowning as you whip her at the same time.
Kinky horse!

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>>17975091
>She’d go full Lalatina
So she would seek out and destroy Megumin's arse?

>> No.17975098

>>17975091
Yep.
Kinda makes me want to pop some manticore venom to test her ‘storage’ and claim it’s only to ‘see how many kids a milksow like you’ could hold.

>> No.17975104

>>17975082
>toddler dicking
Too far. Damn you, wonderland.

>> No.17975108

>>17975098
>>17975091
>frumpy lizardman neighbor kicks open the door to tell you what-for for all the noise
>sees a Centaur, tied by an expensive pulley system to be suspended a bit above ground, her gravid Centaur-womb bloated noticeably with cum, her gargantuan tits with whipmarks and bite marks and hickeys all over them gushing milk at least a yard away from her suspended body, tied and bound themselves, her face with a lewd ballgag and drool seeping around it, her whole skin sweating profusely and her girljuice pouring out her backside, where a man half-dressed as a bandit is balls deep in her standing on a box for leverage and covered in milk
>lizardman neighbor silently shuts the door blushing profusely and walks to the bar

>> No.17975110

>>17975073
Even a daughteru dicker would be kept way too satisfied and busy with his Jubjub wife to even consider fucking his daughter, you could say the same for plenty of other species too

>> No.17975114

>>17975108
I probably couldn’t resist making a joke about ‘fresh meat walking in’.
Not stopping till that centaur positively, absolutely cannot hold anymore in her womb.

THEN we move on to anal

>> No.17975115

>>17975110
This. JubJubs are ultra lewd but by nature are horribly suited to any bigamy let alone harem activities.
People sometimes forget or downplay but she is literally perched on your dick 24/7. It becomes cute in a way to me, going about your day always attatched to your wife. Like a Flow Kelp but lewder.

>> No.17975118

>>17975108
>>17975114
Truly, human men are the real monsters that Monstergirls need protecting from!
thats fucking hot

>> No.17975120

>>17975118
That we are.
I figure it would be a fair exchange to fill every bit of her to max capacity, it’s only fair, after all.

I can even drink from her when I’m feeling dehydrated

>> No.17975125

>>17974904
But I still need to know what content will be made?
>Hard mode: No Sex
What MG will make certain vids?
What will the creativity of them be?
What's going to happen if it's a mix of Human/MG workers?

>Imagining the Let's Plays
>SFMs by Art fairies and their personal computers
>Interviews and live commentary

>>17975019
Imagine the complaints she sends to the publishers for such a misleading title.
>THERE ARE NO MICE IN IT!
>WHY DID THEY KILL THE SWEET MAN!? HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER
>I WILL NEVER GIVE THIS TO MY BROOD AGAIN!

But that succubus who just started, and ended her channel, is probably crying and demoralized. What are you going to do about it?

>> No.17975126
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17975126

Please do not ask Russian Kikis about their past

>> No.17975127

>>17975120
How many days would you keep her chained up for? And please make sure she gets something to drink BESIDES CUM too. Otherwise her milkflow will start becoming strained

>> No.17975130

>>17975022
Thank god im not the only one who sees the benefit of being a wholesome father who just wants the best for his daughterus.

>> No.17975136

>>17975127
I’d go till she can’t hold any more in her holes.
And I’d make sure she’s appropriately hydrated too, maybe with some of her own milk we have stored.

And when done, IPlug those holes, rest with her, and then let her go about her day while I return to work and she absorbs all the seed she’s filled with, although running into the neighbor as she goes out to buy groceries would be awkward

>> No.17975137

>>17975130
You can be both at the same time anon, being a wholseome, loving father and dicking the daughteru are not mutually exclusive.

>> No.17975140

>Dark Priestess knocks on door and preaches their doctrine
>Have to point behind her and tell her to get in line with the other countless others on your property and that they aren't for decoration.
>Holy war erupts for a new potential convert
>3rd time this week on your block, last time it was that elderly couple whose grandson just turned 16

Such is life in the suburbs of the outskirts of MGC.

>> No.17975147

>>17975140
That's why you get a big Sabbath supporter sign in your front yard, nobody will ever bother you except maybe some cute little Sabbath scouts.

>> No.17975150

>>17975140
>You will never start a crusade in your front yard
Feels bad man.

>> No.17975157

>>17975147
But then we will have Hathorites on your lawn all day trying to teach you the joys of being full chested and that leads to ANOTHER holy war on the block.

>> No.17975162

>>17975157
I guess you never can win then. I can;t think of any way to be weird enough to keep all of those religious nutters off the lawn while still keeping things healthy and wholesome.

>> No.17975171

>>17975110
Monster girls aren't all about sex and they still need to tske care of the daughter. How the dad does it affects if she's going to want the D or not, and if she does there is no way around it.

>> No.17975172

>>17975171
>you will never get raped by your toddler daughteru

>> No.17975182

>>17975172
>getting raped by a toddler
Impossible.

>> No.17975187

>>17975136
>That awkward moment when the lizardman thinks your centaur Homestay is wider and sloshing when she gets on the elevator

>> No.17975188

>>17975136
>Cumbloated Centaur stumbles out of her home, going extra slow and teetering back and forth, breathing heavily in a drunken stupor as her frankly /d/ tier womb and stomach are so overstuffed they drag on the ground
>lizardman neighbor sees her as she’s leaving her house as well and freezes at the sight
>the Centaur looks up and smiles through hazy eyes
>”Haaah... haaaah... hello Betty... would you... mmmgh! Mind helping me get to the corner store? I just... u-uuuhhngod... need to pick up some groceries... mmnngplease?”

>> No.17975192

>>17975182
Don't doubt the lolidom fags, they could get raped by anything.

>> No.17975193

>>17975187
>>17975188
That Lizardman’s Bonnet-tipper blog is going to be all abuzz with her reactions.

>> No.17975194

>>17975182
All that needs to happen is for you wake up to her with your morning wood all the way down her tiny throat when you think it's your waifu. After that first taste there's no going back anon.

>> No.17975196

>>17975192
I bet a Hellhound tot could rape her father if she tried hard enough. Chances of rape increase exponentially with twins/triplets/etc.

>> No.17975199

>>17975188
The cutest centaur.
Would brush her while she’s in that state when I get home, along with milking

>>17975193
That won’t be the only thing buzzing!
May see if the centaur wants to let that poor thing join in on occasion

>> No.17975200

Toddlercons please go

>> No.17975204

>>17975196
This seems very possible considering a lot of hellhound husbands would be frail boys. If they are sub lolicons the daughterus would take him for a walk on a leash.

>> No.17975206

>>17975204
>the daughterus would take him for a walk on a leash.
hot

>> No.17975209

>>17975204
>>17975206
How would the father react to his daughterus fighting over his leash in public?

>> No.17975215

>>17975209
>stands up
>head pats the girls
>remember to take turns
>gets back on all fours
>wan

>> No.17975218

>>17975209
He'd try to scold them, but it would end up with them growling at him and teaming up to put the dog on it's place for getting hard at it. They would both agree to sit on his back and control him via kicks.
Man, seeing a creep like that would make me feel so sorry.

>> No.17975220

>>17975204
>>17975215
I don't have hellhound daughterus, but I would absolutely be down for doing this once or twice with my own daughteru, under my waifu's supervision of course.

>> No.17975222

>>17975218
>Man, seeing a creep like that would make me feel so sorry.
Even if they're all happy and clearly enjoying the experience?

>> No.17975227

>>17975222
Yes. The happiness increasing in the world thing is dumb.

>> No.17975228

>>17975126
But I'm curious

>> No.17975232

>>17975228
>curious
Bicurious?

>> No.17975235

>>17975199
>Frustrated lizardman using a centaur tier vibrator everytime she sees the homestay, cum drunk, stagger from the home

Poor things probably so tense she’d acccept any offer

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>>17975232
No.

>> No.17975243

>>17975125
I'm terrified to think what the Monstergirl equivalent of Life of Boris would be like.

>> No.17975259

>>17975125
>Mindflayer showing what she sees to the world when she probes her husband's mind
>Alternatively, she makes an unlisted video that makes men more trusting to Flayers and send it to the Anon she likes

>> No.17975261

>>17975243
kiki or jinko?

>> No.17975271

>>17975261
If she's a Kiki then I think other Kikis would be horrified at the way she cooks.
Honestly, what's a good Gopnik monstergirl anyway?

>> No.17975279
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Remember that abominations are always a valid option.

>> No.17975280

>>17975261
kikinko

>> No.17975282

>>17975279
They are the latest of resorts.

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>>17975279

>> No.17975298

Reposting this for anyone who had lost track of it since it was taken down a while ago and reuploaded in September.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA5EdZic_5w

>> No.17975302

>>17975125
>Tanuki whale streaming herself rolling gacha games with various results

>> No.17975306

>>17975282
The best blowjobs are the ones where you fear for your dick's safety, and that's why abominations should be your first resort.

>>17975295
Creepy.
Would still kiss.

>> No.17975308

>>17975282
> couples retreat in remote tundra for chaos and abominations couples

>> No.17975313

>>17975302
>One stream she rolls nothing but the most common shit after blowing $10,000 USD
>The remaining 2 hours are dead air with her curled up in a ball on her bed.

>> No.17975324

>>17975313
I wanna stroke that tanuki’s tail to console her

>> No.17975330

>>17975324
You'd better let her climb on top of you for shortstack snuggles.

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>> No.17975336

>>17973788
It was 1969 for me, 17501 days ago

>> No.17975337

What about a whale who is also a whale?

>> No.17975338
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Happy monoeye day? What are you anons going to be doing with your cycloptic special ladies for the holidays?

>> No.17975342

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xzUwsoqddjY

I feel like this makes a good point about the danger if something like monster girls arrived/were created. I’m not saying don’t fuck the monster, just be careful with what you show love and empathy for. Even if the portals open, you don’t know for sure what is coming through.

>> No.17975344

>>17975330
That I would.
Short stack tanuki cuddles are fantastic
Im certain she’ll make it back

>>17975337
What sort of whale?

>> No.17975347

>>17975338
I want to feed them eggnog with whiskey in it and watch them blush and see their pupils turn into spirals.

>> No.17975353

>>17975332
Rape flower will deflower any boy she catches.

>> No.17975354

>>17975338
I'd bully one less monoeye.

>> No.17975357

>>17975344
Big, chubby but not too fat.

>> No.17975358

>>17975332
>Half Alraune half Tentacle
That's a neat idea.

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>>17975347
I'm not generally about the monoeye bullying but making a monoeye spiral pupil is almost as much fun as making a monoeye heart pupil

>> No.17975361

>>17975344
She can make it back easily, but the raw depression of losing $10,000 in one go is a little much anon.
And she's not good at video games so she doesn't know if she can keep streaming like that.
And she doesn't want to show you on stream because she's insecure and thinks that someone will steal you away from her.

>> No.17975367

>>17975359
Such a good nurse!

>> No.17975368

>>17975357
I would mind that.
But I don’t mind a lot of things.
A pudgy tanuki in my lap would do things to me.
She may make me her favorite seat while streaming

>> No.17975369

>>17975359
>heart pupil
Great taste, friend. I don't mean for it to be bullying. I was thinking more drinking it under a down comforter on the love seat by the fireplace while Christmas music softly plays.

>> No.17975371

>>17975361
Then I just have to play co-op games with her.
And pull her into my lap to calm her down after that

>> No.17975375

>>17975371
But anon, what if some hussy tunes in to her stream, sees you and steals you from her?
After all, she thinks she's just a chubby failure of a Tanuki.
What would you do to dispel her fears?

>> No.17975380

>>17975375
Make her a nice home cooked meal, tell her not to worry, and mating press her that evening.

>Captcha says baker Rear
What could it mean?

>> No.17975383

The last game you played now has monster girls in it. What changes?
Hard Mode: Explain how monster girls are now in the game

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R now has monster girls.
>Radiation causes women to become monster girls while men become either incubi or the mutants that are already in the game
>Most stalkers that enter the zone usually come back out with a waifu instead of the artifacts they intended to find

>> No.17975386

>>17975380
It means prepare the vaseline, tonight you're going in the backdoor.

>>17975383
>The last game you played now has monster girls in it. What changes?
>Viscera Cleanup Simulator
Okay. What's the closest thing to a janitor monster you people have?

>> No.17975398 [DELETED] 

>>17975386
Guess that makes sense.
[spiiler]That pudgster tanuki is getting a new gaming partner

I’ll even supply snacks

>> No.17975401

Guess that makes sense.
That pudgster tanuki is getting a new gaming partner

I’ll even supply snacks

>> No.17975411

>>17975383
>Forza Horizon 3
Lewd vinyls everywhere

>> No.17975421
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>>17975369
Now that's what the hell I'm talking about. Nothing in the world better than a happy comfy monoeye

>> No.17975429

>>17975421
If you spank a monoeye, does she cry?
Which way do the tears go?
Does she cry constantly a flow, or does she cry huge drops?

>> No.17975430

>>17975429
There's a constant flow but it's not from her eye nawmean

>> No.17975434

>>17975430
But tears do come from the eye, right? Speaking of that, if her eye is so big, her brain should be smaller. And nice depth perception.

>> No.17975436

>>17975383
>Tannenberg
blyyyaaaaaatttt

>> No.17975443

>>17975383
>STALKER with monstergirls
This is relevant.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=64422180
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=64634297

>> No.17975461

>>17972916
Any warrior MG that doesn't have a "you must be a warrior too" is a good girl in my books. I agree CS is a good girl.

>> No.17975465

>>17975461
She's more of a crazed berserker than a typical warrior. Especially if you keep ignoring her.

>> No.17975467

>>17975461
What about warrior MGs who prefer if you aren't a warrior too?

>> No.17975488

>>17975243
>>17975261
>>17975271
>>17975280
100% Kiki. Think about it.
>Bird leg with latch for perfect squat
>Shows all her cooking recipies and purposely makes a mess for fun, causing more kikis to rage in the comments
>Uses a lot of mayonaise in her recipies, making more kikis rage
>Takes care of her car and shows how to make it Striped
>Drinks Vodka, but always takes care of herself and surprises her master for fun.
>Master has no clue about his kiki's webshow, but doesn't mind
>Kiki with a steam account of "The Kleaner" to play CS:GO on cam
>Plays and cosplays a heavily modded stalker game and does so with a gas mask
>"Oi MAMA" is replaced with "Oi MASTAH"

>> No.17975500

>>17975488
What the blyat?

>> No.17975506

>>17974904
>alp jumps off counter
>https://youtu.be/P-_GWUw8LwM

>> No.17975510

>>17975383
>Stardew Valley.
So basically a comfy farming sim, replace most girls with monsters. I dont know if you would actuallu farm monster girls or real animals. Once you get a waifu she helps around the farm based on her species. Maybe keep the deep and dark undertones or not.

>> No.17975531
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I wasn't expecting that.

>> No.17975539

>>17975332
She's perfect.

>> No.17975553

>>17975467
I like them extra hard. But sadly no such MG exists in the entire encyclopedia yet. I have my hopes KC will someday create one.

>> No.17975567

>>17975553
Isn't that amazoness? Don't they want just a domesticated house husband?

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>>17975386

>> No.17975594

Tall and big titty Pharaoh.

>> No.17975599

>>17975383
>Doom modded with Going Down and Trailblazer
It essentially makes the game a cross between Die Hard and Escape From New York with demons instead of terrorists.
Clearly it's now about some pissed off Cupid decending a skyscraper with a set of weaponry that forces all the humans and monsters to fall in love under a hail of love bullets.
Completed maps look like a fucking orgy.

>> No.17975600

>>17975567
I would mind being one for an Amazon, I’d treat her to large, heart meals and sweets.
She may end up strongfat but she’d still be my big, strong wife

>> No.17975621

>>17975567
I want a MG like the Salamander or Hinezumi that fights her would be husband, but with the difference that she will marry the men she defeats rather than the men that defeat her.

>> No.17975630

>>17975567
I like the Amazon and I would love to eat out and lick all over that delicious chocolate body made for combat. But I just can't tolerate the public sex shit. Like, if it was just the wedding ceremony or something, I could handle it. But public sex evertime we have sex? I can't get along with that.

>> No.17975661
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There are your waitresses for today

>> No.17975666

>>17975661
>elves
Urgh.

>> No.17975667

>>17975661
Oh no, I don't want to eat them with my eyes and have a boner while having a meal.

>> No.17975668

>>17975661
Is this one of those tsundere cafe gimmicks?

>> No.17975669

>that classmate that was so effeminate no one noticed he alped .

>> No.17975671

>>17975661
God damn do I love china dresses.

>> No.17975691

>>17975671
Fun fact : vietnamese dresses are even better.

>> No.17975693

>>17975691
Where's your evidence?

>> No.17975697

>>17975693
I have a witness!
"They're better for spankings." - An Anonymous.

>> No.17975726

Do Amazons take their husbands with them for lenghty campaigns and invasions or do they leave their husbands at home? I would imagine that after having a battle they would need their husbands to heal them and take away stress.
>Plus I think is hot as fuck to have sex with a sweaty warrior woman that just came back from kicking asses

>> No.17975729

>>17975726
What war?
There are no wars in MGE. Just nerf play battles on both sides.

>> No.17975731

>>17975726
I know irl there was an army that had pictures of cute girls drawn on the inside part of their shield to give them short reprieves from the rage of war,
maybe monster girls have something similar.

>> No.17975732

>>17975726
they carry them in their inventory bags

>> No.17975733

>>17975600
>she gets multiple bad rolls
>she leaves taking you with her for 10 minutes to relieve her stress off-camera

>> No.17975734

>>17975733
Sorry, was meant for >>17975368

>> No.17975741

>>17975733
>>17975734
Adorable.
Gonna give her a massage or let her ride cowgirl till she’s better

Both are me

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heccdoggos soon

>> No.17975746

>>17975729
He said campaigns not war. Which could be invasions to human settelents, possibly even order defended cities.

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>>17975743
Husbands are good boys.

>> No.17975751

>>17975746
>Amazons with sharpened sticks and stones with the rare iron weapon taking on the order defended cities

>> No.17975752

Your favorite Monstergirl gap-moe:

>> No.17975756

>>17975752
Cuddly, ineffectual and wuvvy duvvy Apophis

>> No.17975757

>>17975756
Jinko office lady

>> No.17975759

>>17975752
Shy Wocks.

>> No.17975760

>>17975751
>monsters with superhuman strength being compared with normal humans.
You know that there's a reason the order keeps losing right?

>> No.17975762

>>17975751
Well, they got to make it interesting to give the poor order fellas a chance. Too bad the gap is still too much.

>> No.17975764

>>17975752
Quiet and attentive Shogs who stand by there masters and you never know what their thinking.

>> No.17975767

>>17975760
Because they are too kind and can't kill monster girls.

>> No.17975768

>>17975752
Earnest, naive and genki Shog teenage maids

>> No.17975771

>>17975752
Submissive vampire.
This changes a -7 girl to a +8.

>> No.17975773

>>17975760
The order keeps losing because of their own highly inefficient tactics and treatment of other humans.
And most monsters don't even reach super human in any area, especially amazons. Minotaurs and Jinkos are still within the realm of human possibility in terms of strength.

>> No.17975774

Alternative names for monster girls

>Jubjub
Perch birb

>Ushi-Oni
Greater Chinese NOPE Cow

>Wurm
Smashy Crashy ground snek

>Kiki
Slavic Featherduster

>> No.17975776

>>17975764
So those great greentexts of a Shoggoth quietly standing near her master as he reads late at night, silently presiding over his leisure time and letting him do his thing?

>> No.17975778

>>17975752
Shy Kunoichis

>> No.17975781

>>17975760
Warrior monsters on top of that. Average joe Succubus is stronger than an average human man at least on the same degree a human man is stronger than a human woman. Warrior monster girls are even stronger. Let's remember unlike humans they are just not people that train for combat, their bodies are actually designed specifically for combat.

>> No.17975782

>>17975741
>she comes back to the stream slightly shaky with a bright red face, still heartpupiling
>"H-Hey guys I'm back, was just relieving some stress~"

>> No.17975784

>>17975767
Yeah that only applies to heroes the fact is that most monsters have far superior physical abilities to the average human. I'm not saying trained soldiers would get slaughtered lopsidedly, but the whole amozones shtick is that they consider men frail and weak since they are so strong. I doubt most humans could do anything besides submit,

>> No.17975786

>>17975773
>especially amazons
You are aware they are stronger than most MGs and are biologically made for fighting, right? Why do you consider them weaker than Minotaurs and Jinkos?

>> No.17975788

>>17975776
>>17975764
I actually really like this. The mystery and unnerving nature is still there but only if you pry for it.
>”Ah, there’s the phone master. Shall I tell them to leave a message?”
>”That will be fine, Nythrlenop.”
>silence for a few seconds as the Shoggoth answers the phone that is a part of her elsewhere in the house
>”...they said it wasn’t any rush, master. They await your response at your earliest convenience.”
>”That will do, Nythrlenop, thank you.”
>”Service is my greatest pleasure, Master.”
>”Ah, quite.”

>> No.17975793

>>17975773
Yes but the average Minotaur would be equal to a top level strongmen in terms of strength. I'm saying that steel in the hand of the untrained militia that composed most of the armies in the middles ages would be useless in such a confrontation.

>> No.17975794

>>17975786
>Stronger than most mgs
Where did you get that? Your headcanon? Next you'll say they're stronger than dragons.

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>>17975757
I want her to corner me in the break room but chicken out
>her at the christmas party when she sees me

>> No.17975801

>>17975793
>top level human
I wouldn't say "top", but an average one should be on par with a high level adventurer.

>> No.17975803

>>17975786
They are probably weaker but more skilled than Minotaur. But you got to remember that Jinkos live in a continent that is in constant war, and said war is betwen high level monsters. Amazoness live in a more of a hunter tribe and therefore should be less experienced with actual combat, making then far weaker than any Jinko.

>> No.17975811

>>17975793
You have to remember the history of the MGE world has basically known nonstop war against monsters for thousands of years, human factions probably have huge trained and equipped armies with military battlemage support and everything. Also I can't recall any examples of monsters outright conquering territory with military strength instead of "cheating" with demonic energy corruption.

>> No.17975813

>>17975803
>Jinko
>Lives in a land full of high level monsters and in almost constant state of fighting, guaranteeing they reach a high level of at least 60 or even 70
>Amazon
>Lives in remote area with a bunch of weak monsters and the occasional human soldier that's not even level 15 yet
>Probably not even level 30
Checks out.

>> No.17975816

>>17975801
If you just go with pure strength then that's probably the case indeed.

>> No.17975820

>>17975801
I'm thinking of real world levels of strength, I have no idea how strong humans can get with God's blessings which the chief god gives away like candy on halloween . But the average Joe with no blessing would have an incredible hard time dealing with a Minotaur unless he trained like crazy since early age.

>> No.17975824

>>17975731
>Amazons use should shotafication potions on their husbands
>They are now small enough to hide inside their massive shields
>Because they are higher in ATK than DEF, the shields rarely get used and the husband stays safe
>If a girl needs motivation, they simply look down and see their husband’s cute, childish face, triggering both maternal and monsterous instincts to give them a jolt
>at night they pass out the antidote potions and give everyone an hour leisure before lights out

>> No.17975826

>>17975820
You have blessings and magic to back you up, so becoming broken would take some time but it would be possible.

>> No.17975827

>>17975794
Dragons are not "most MGs" they are stronger than most MGs because most MGs are not warrior. Warriors MGs are stronger than non warrior MGs. That doesn't make them one of the strongest MGs, it just make them stronger than the majority.

>> No.17975830

>>17975788
Shoggoths are one of the few races where ignorance is truly bliss.

>> No.17975831

>>17975811
Well the setting stated that before the current Demon lord the world was in a constant shit of power. Monster killed humans until the brink of destruction, then the Gods would elect a hero and give a bunch a of blessings making monsters retreat and making their numbers very small. Once humanity recovered and their number increased to a "dangerous" size the god would take away their help and a demon lord would be born again, making the monster stronger. Monster would kill the humans in large number and the circle would repeat.

>> No.17975833

>>17975803
Jinkos originate in the Mist, but are not Mist exclusive MGs meaning not all of them live or lived there. I still consider Jinkos among the strongest warrior MGs and stronger than most MGs though.

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>>17975743
Hellhounds are the ideal wives

>> No.17975837
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>All this talk of blessings and magic to be strong
>When you can train to be one of the world's strongest warriors through grit and determination alone
Get good, you defeatists.

>> No.17975838

>>17975837
Nice Touhou.

>> No.17975840

>>17975826
Yeah I agree. You gotta put in the work tho, i bet most people wouldn't have the mental strength to do it but it's totally possible to do with enough training.

>> No.17975849

>>17975833
I bet if you searched really hard you would find a weaker Jinko born from traveler couple. Not sure why you would want to tho, the stronger the waifu the better.

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>>17975838
>Touhou

>> No.17975870

>>17975840
Getting good and strong would be quite the grinding hell, but there are ways to raise your potentials sky high.
My plan would be training through the order, getting Ares' blessing and then becoming an incubus through poisoned food.

>> No.17975876
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17975876

Why would you want a warrior girl when you can get a cute and loyal wan?

>> No.17975878

>>17975849
Wouldn't most Jinkos be born from traveller couples? I doubt most Jinkos have warrior fathers, considering that (thank God) Jinkos are not among the warrior MGs that only marry male warriors.

>> No.17975885

>>17975876
I'm a powerslut

>> No.17975896

>>17975878
Well thinking that most humans in the mist continent are warriors fight in a Sengoku Jidai like war in "china" I think most Jinkos would be born from warrior fathers. Bu unless you went to the mist continent you probably wouldn't meet them. Remember that their species is locate in the mist continent even if a few move to other places.

>> No.17975899

>>17973934
>Legacy of Kain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWSDvDqm9g

I don't know who you are, or where you are from but from now on you are my negro. My brother.

>> No.17975900

>>17975876
Because I want an armstrong like battle with one that ends in wrestle sex

>> No.17975904

>>17975870
I would make use of the knowledge we already have from our world to get good. Learn apparently useless magic like manipulating very small thing. Then use it to access the power held within my atoms and turn it into magic power. Then get a lot of Salamander pussies wet by attacking them with literal nuclear punches and kicks.

>> No.17975913

>>17975896
The Jinko profile doesn't make any particular mention to the Mist Continent (only the author notes) so I assume they are right now spread over the world enough that they can reliably be found anywhere. You would still see a higher than usual concentration of Jinkos in the mist though.

>> No.17975933

>>17975904
I'd just learn some spells here and there, nothing too fancy other than going deep on the electric stuff.

>> No.17975938
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>>17975581
Cursed Sword variants are the best!

>> No.17975944

>>17975938
I like the designs shame the game is shit

>> No.17975950

>>17975944
Would you terrorize the streets of a large city, with a sentient jack knife, with a cockney accent, at your side?

>> No.17975957

>>17975950
I would ratter have one with tree stripes and a Slav accent.

>> No.17975962

>>17974366
Penywise did a story about one once.

>> No.17975964

>>17975904
Wouldnt that be considered cheating by the Salamander and fail to get them wet?

>> No.17975966

>>17975957
How about a rapier with a French accent, set on making you the best duelist in the world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3-2sZSOGY

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>>17975944
Wait, people actually care about the game?

>> No.17975977

>>17975967
I did once, just like I trusted people once. Never AGAIN.

>> No.17975984

>>17975977
What’s wrong with it besides general autism? The community?

>> No.17975985

>>17975938
>tfw no Cursed Katana wife who speaks in loud, angry Japanese 90% of the time and soft, quiet Engrish when calmed by her husband's presence

>> No.17975987

>>17975966
makes me wonder if what determines the appearance/personality of the cursed sword is where it's "manufactured" or where the "victim" comes from.

>> No.17975990

>>17975967
what game?

>> No.17976002

>>17975984
NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
General drama in the background, developers being dicks
Game keeps getting stalled, either because of actual problems or because of jewing.
And a bunch of other stuff.

>> No.17976005

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
>General drama in the background, developers being dicks
Christ.
>Game keeps getting stalled, either because of actual problems or because of jewing.
Just take a look at the devs last names to be sure.

>> No.17976006

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
Why? I mean that can't be an actual objective.

>> No.17976009

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
Shiggydigy got into video game developing?

>> No.17976015

>>17976002
>NTR objectives, like getting your princess "wife" to get the cum from 50 dogs.
God, why does this keep happening to MG games? I don't get it. Its the same shit that happened with Monster Girl Island with the Shark Girl going from muscled Minotaur-like warrior girl that wants to rape your brains out as you helplessly try to escape to a 360° flip to a Salamander-like warrior that will only marry a strong warrior and cuck you with a Dragon boy if you refuse to become a warrior.

>> No.17976019

>>17976006
>Why? I mean that can't be an actual objective
yes it is I might be wrong on the number tho, I stopped following anything related to the game a while ago, but the quest definitely this.
As to why only God knows.

>> No.17976025

>>17975944
game?

>> No.17976027
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Oolala~ You're rather feisty today, Husband!

>> No.17976028

>>17976015
>Implying any game dev has integrity in CURRENT YEAR
It happens because people see money and drop all standards to get more of it.

>> No.17976033

>>17976028
Anon I want to ask how making someone jack off dogs in a game makes them more money but I suppose I don't want to know.

>> No.17976039

There has to be a Lilim or Mamono Lord placed curse, to stop there being good appealing MG waifu games so that anons will not fall in love for MGs from other settings for the day when portal opens. There is simply no other explanation for all MG games failing this spectacularly bad.

>> No.17976041

>>17976025
/tg/ brainchild turned internet startup turned shitshow and subsequent sinking.

>> No.17976044

>>17976015
>Shark Girl going from muscled Minotaur-like warrior girl that wants to rape your brains out as you helplessly try to escape to a 360° flip to a Salamander-like warrior that will only marry a strong warrior and
I dont know what monstergirl island is but that seems like an improvement to me

>> No.17976045

>>17976039
I think it's just the fate of 4chan projects. Except Katawa Shoujo, but we all started hating that because people we didn't like liked it.

>> No.17976046

>>17976033
Because sick fucks out there are willing to pay their entire life savings to get more of their fetish. By that I mean literal human trash who enjoy pedophilia, bestiality, blood play, and so on. They're just as bad as furries when it comes to shoehorning their shit into games.

>> No.17976050

>>17976041
so towergirls got turned into an actual game or am I misreading the conversation?

>> No.17976051

>>17976041
>sinking
They are still making 6000+ a month you know?

>> No.17976054

>>17976039
they need to goddamn hurry up, its cold and i need to be covered in mofu to stay warm

>> No.17976055

>>17976015
>>17976044
Monstergirl Island has a monsterboy, and I can recall its dev being cunty to people complaining it.

>> No.17976058

>>17976055
>promises no yaoi
>"bro it's okay, it's technically not yaoi"
ever tim

>> No.17976062

>>17976015
if you haven't learned by now from following game devs
is stuff changes during production for various reasons, it just happens,I feel its unrealistically optimistic to expect it not to.
that's why I personally I tend to stay away from that stuff until they put out a final finished product and keep my expectations tempered.

>> No.17976063

[blog]After what I have experienced today, I am now ready to leave human girls behind. I had hope. I really did. I won’t be needing it anymore.

>> No.17976066

>>17976055
you mean the trap?reminds me of rukia from bleach.

>> No.17976072

>>17976028
But see, that makes absolutely no sense. Why change the game to make it different when it got popular being exactly what it is? It makes no sense. Would adding a trap and monster boy to MGI really add that many more donors? Would turning the Shark Girl from a Minotaur-like warrior MG into a girl with standards that cucks you if you don't meet them, add him that many donors? Logic dicates that if you change what made a game popular in the first place, you will only lose money.

>> No.17976075

>>17976041
Considering the target audience on /tg/ for stuff like Towergirls is a mix of /d/ and tumblr, it should be a surprise to nobody that it turned out to be a massive shitshow.

>> No.17976077

>>17976055
This is why I stick to MGE. At least the fags get turned into women.

>> No.17976079

>>17976044
>Improvement
>NTR
Go away.

>> No.17976081

>>17976075
Tell me more about Towergirls?

>> No.17976087

>>17976079
ooooh thats what was pissing you off

>> No.17976088

>>17976079
Notice where he stopped quoting.

>> No.17976090

>>17976072
As I said above, the faggots who like NTR, Bestiality, and Traps have almost unlimited coffers that rival furries. If anything, pulling this sort of shit increases how much patreon money they get.

>> No.17976093

I have a dev friend that works in high tech and was considering making a game of MGE to get sheckels. And he was like "Hey pal, tell me everything about those MGs you love"
>Tell him
>Finds it creepy for being too much of a male fantasy
I guess this is what happens with lots of devs.

>> No.17976094

>>17976090
what if there was a turn off ntr option like monmusu quest has a turn off vore option?

>> No.17976096

>>17976093
How did you explain it to him? Because I'm sure there are many angles to talk about MGE from.

>> No.17976097

>>17976093
>>Finds it creepy for being too much of a male fantasy
>I guess this is what happens with lots of devs.
its all about how you present things anon.

>> No.17976099

>>17976094
Just knowing that it's there can kill people.

>> No.17976100

>>17976093
>making a game of MGE
>to get shekels
Just as well, would have pirated it anyway.

>> No.17976104

>>17976093
Did you mention it was a porn game?
>Pitch porn game
>"Eww, male fantasy"
just seems weird

>> No.17976105

>>17976090
maybe I don't understand cause I never followed this game development
but that just sounds like harvest moon does which seems pretty innocuous to me.

>> No.17976113

>>17976097
I'd wager part of it is the demographic that usually works in game design. They tend to be turbo white knights.

>> No.17976116

>>17976094
You could be "perfect" and avoid getting NTRed but the fact that it takes that for "loyalty" ruins the heroine.

>> No.17976117

>>17976096
Basically he snapped when I told him MGs cant biologically cheat on you, but that it is still possible for a husband to cheat on them. I can see where he was coming from, but I didn't felt like lying to him and tell him that the "its impossible to cheat" rule MGE MGs have is mutual.

>> No.17976120

>>17976116
I mean
anon
its a game

>> No.17976126

>>17976117
>it is still possible for a husband to cheat on them
But that’s wrong

>> No.17976127

>>17976117
>MGs cant biologically cheat on you, but that it is still possible for a husband to cheat on them
I'm pretty sure this is wrong.

>> No.17976131

>>17976117
>men can cheat
it's pretty ambiguous because of Eros seeing how she punishes those who "violate love." But if his problem is the innability to cheat that MGs have than he must be a cuck.

>> No.17976132

>>17976126
It isn't. I mean, I am completely against cheating on your waifu, but the fact remains that unlike MGs, husbands are not changed so that it is impossible to cheat on your wife. At least not until they are Incubi.

>> No.17976143

>>17976132
Eros could curse your ass tho. You would be unloved for eternity.

>> No.17976149

>>17976127
No, you can fuck other girls no problem and all that happens is they get added to your harem.
Also, apparently eros only curses her followers

>> No.17976151

>>17976143
>>17976143
>be unloved for eternity.
does she have to do that?
I mean you know how if your mother caught you smoking she made you smoke the entire carton as punishment?
maybe she could do something like that by locking the guy in the lamia pit for a couple weeks?

>> No.17976152

>>17976113
Pretty sure that is just a recent thing in most industries.

>> No.17976153

>>17976055
>Says that there isn't going to be gay stuff in it
>Put gay stuff in it
>Be a cunt and trow a hissyfit when people call you out on your bullshit
Why must creators become such cunt?
I remember the days when Fenox wasn't a plague.

>> No.17976154

>>17976093
>have a dev friend that works in high tech
Is he also Californian? That'd be icing on the shit cake.

>> No.17976155

>>17976079
so its the fact that you have a rival that offends you
not the personality change
or is it both?

>> No.17976158

>>17976131
His problem was mainly that MGs have that inability but that husband don't. He was already creepied out by MGs being so sexual or that its nigh impossible for them to reject, but that double standard about them being unable to cheat but that you can, is what made him snap.

>> No.17976159

>>17976117
>Basically he snapped when I told him MGs cant biologically cheat on you
You really were trying to drive him off by dropping an otherwise minuscule detail without even a hint of subtlety, huh

>> No.17976160

>>17976120
I know but these kinds of games are usually escapades from the real world. The fact that cheating can occur usually ruins that.
Many of us have been cheated on before, and anything that reminds me, personally, of that ruins it.

>> No.17976161

>>17976151
>punish guy who cheated by making him fuck a bunch of girls he doesn't know
You do realize Eros is the goddess of romantic love, right?

>> No.17976163

>>17976154
Seattle.

>> No.17976166

>>17976163
Close enough.

>> No.17976168

>>17976161
as someone who has fapped 11 times in one day I can tel youl, there comes a point when it does become a punishment.

>> No.17976172

>>17976159
Not suddenly, We were discussing the general characteristics and personalities of MGs and I basically told him that he could not treat him like a normal dating sim because MGs had some characteristics very different from human women.

>> No.17976175

>>17976158
No offense to your friend but he sound like a prick.
>How dare other people want to not be rejected? it's fucking creepy.
But yeah you need to explain to him how the setting work before drooping the rules like that.

>> No.17976176

>>17976158
Sounds like the kind of guy who populate western game development these days, alright.

>> No.17976177
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>>17976172
>very different
>not "better in every way"

fixed

>> No.17976178

>>17976155
Both. I mean, I had no trouble if he wanted to add a monster girl like the Salamander that wants you to get good. But not doing it to the girl what was the complete opposite of that.

>> No.17976179

>>17976093
>>17976163
>seattle
>game dev/tech industry
No surprises there.

>> No.17976181

>>17976177
>better in every way
Not in one way.
Actually existing.

>> No.17976185

>>17976177
If I told him they were outright "better" he might had likely snapped further and get even more creepied out.

>> No.17976187

>>17976158
>snap

Sounds like he needs to chill out from SJWing too much.

>> No.17976189
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17976189

>>17976185
>nothing of value was lost

>>17976181
no u

>> No.17976195
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17976195

Hug the Ushi

>> No.17976197

>>17976158
He was expecting that monstergirls could act like regular people, and make their own choices. But this is a porn fantasy, not a game setting.

>> No.17976198

>>17976175
I think I should had just linked him to the Vol. 1 MG behavior text and then slowly guide him. But I think we would had eventually ran into these problems. You might be right.

>> No.17976203

>>17976195
But if you hug her she will rape you!

>> No.17976206

>>17976197
It could still be a game though. But it would require someone very dedicated to the setting. But it could be made challenging, for example perhaps you want to date a Jinko but it is not mating season and you are too shy to outright propose her, so you have to go through a journey to create catnip. Stuff like that.

>> No.17976209

>>17976158
Was it that MGs have the inability, or that Husbands don't have that same inability?

>> No.17976211

>>17976198

Sounds like he would have been put off sooner or later. Imagine his reaction if he ever got to the loli parts.

Just find a fellow weeb who's already familiar with anime culture.

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>>17976063

>> No.17976213

>>17976197
MGs are not regular, though. That's the point.

>> No.17976214
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17976214

>>17976195
CUTE

>> No.17976221

>>17976212
It was a shitty situation in the most literal of interpretations

>> No.17976226

>>17976211
I had pretty much already given up on the idea that if we went through with making the game there would be no lolis or if they were they would be legal lolis.

>> No.17976230

>>17976221
>She literally shat on you

>> No.17976231

>>17976209
That husbands don't have the same inability.

>> No.17976234

>>17976211
The lolis are "fine" what about fairies that would fuck with some minds.

>> No.17976237

>>17976230
Close, but not quite.

>> No.17976238

>>17976231
You know I can understand that.

>> No.17976240

>>17976221
Tell us a story, Shitanon.

>> No.17976241

>>17976237
Someone else shat on you and she got hot off of it?

>> No.17976245

>>17976195
I bet young monster girls would crawl all over tall Anons while repeating "husband, husband, husband."

>> No.17976246

>>17976234
Strangely, I’m more okay with fairys than lolis.

>> No.17976248

>>17976238
Me too, but again I didn't felt like lying to him.

>> No.17976250

>TFW Gargoyles get stories and shit but Chimera are left in the fucking dust

>> No.17976252

>>17976234
I think he would had been more okay with faires rather than lolis.

>> No.17976253

>>17976246
It's the stretching that gets to me. plsu they look like tiny lolis, those two combined makes them enter my nono.

>> No.17976254

>>17976250
I'd doodle one but I'm doodling a dude's waifu in a wedding dress.

>> No.17976262

>>17976226
how about you do it then?

>> No.17976269
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>>17975306
>Would still kiss.
That thing would literally skull fuck you

>> No.17976278

>>17976269
What IS this?

>> No.17976286

>>17976262
I have near zero programming abilities and below zero art skills. If we had gone ahead he would had done the programming and I would had been the one in charge to ensure that the MGs were loyal to the MGE lore and what the MG community likes.

>> No.17976287

>>17975900
>>17975885
You just need to train your wan to do so. Her hard work will overpass those lazy dragon in a heart beat, specially if the reward is YOU.

>> No.17976288

>>17976063
I know I'm expected to say mean things to you but I won't
I hope things get better for you .

>> No.17976289

>>17976214
Ushis sure grow up fast!

>> No.17976293

>>17976240
>>17976241
She was a friend I wasn’t interested in, but thought of as an example that not all girls are 3DPD. We carpool occasionally and today, when she showed up, she mentioned she shit herself earlier and apologized for the smell. It was horrendous. I ran into the store to buy her a change of clothes so I could make it home. She was definitely apologetic, but it she said she wasn’t cleaned up because she had to pick me up. I’d much rather her be late than show up in that state. How can anyone think this is ok? So much for that human reason and intellect I was holding out on.

I think I’m gonna go for a Hakutaku or a Gremlin or maybe an Anubis, considering I live in a desert.

>> No.17976298

>>17976287
Nah, that's the Ochimusha. Literally infinite Saiyan-like potential where she becomes stronger and more attuned to your tastes the more she battles and the more you sex heal her.

>> No.17976307

>>17976293
Well that certainly wasn't what I was expecting

>> No.17976308

>>17976298
Undeads are just meh with how strong they can get and how they do it, they are way too boring. The best part of getting good is that fiery living passion to keep growing.

>> No.17976311

>>17976298
Ochi's are very nice.

>> No.17976321

>>17976286
>I have near zero programming abilities
do you really need to know how to code much these days to make a game,
I was under the impression there were plenty of game making software out their in the market that streamlined the process

>> No.17976322

>>17976298
>anon doesn't belive hard working genky kobold.
>she trains lot harder than the ochimushas.
> she gets discouraged as the ochimushas get better results than her with half the training.
> she dosen't give up and trains 4 times as hard.
>Gets notice by God of strong, and blesses her because of her defection to strong.
>Finally gets better than all the other mg near anon
>Anon gives up and makes dautherus with her.
Hard work and the power of love conquers everything.

>> No.17976327

>>17976250
WHo

>> No.17976330

>>17976322
Kobolds are the best.

>> No.17976335

>>17976269
The fuck is this?

>> No.17976338

>>17976321
Completely agree, I mean more than half of then "western erotic games" are made with RPG maker. It dosen't "a notorious hacker know as 4chan" levels of skill to make an RPG maker game.

>> No.17976339

>>17976293
>>17976307
It's honestly worse than what I expected.

>> No.17976352

>>17976293
Well that's uhm... I actually had a much more cruel thing in mind so that's a plus I guess.
Bubbles slimes always smell amazing if they live in non polluted areas. just FYI.

>> No.17976353

>>17976322
Her tail wagging has enough power to move mountains.

On another note, captcha says local sally. I'd love to hang out with my neighbor salamander while she kept dragging me around to adventures.

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>>17976335
>>17976278
Their second attempt at a human hybrid from what I can tell

>> No.17976363

>>17976338
having a competent writer and artist that work well together is the real thing needed here.

>> No.17976364

>>17975743
That's a pretty nice way to strength train.

>> No.17976366
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17976366

I love getting hyped up for a good fight
I want to become a great fighter to attract salamanders

>> No.17976367

>>17976308
Ochis have a lot of feiry passion for their aruji-dono anon. This is why they train everyday, and you get to fap while you look at her training, showing off how strong he is, toning up her body and seeing her abs flex and harden.

>> No.17976371

>>17976357
sauce?

>> No.17976380

>>17976367
But they know their aruji-dono will never love a woman like her since they are so unladylike.What kind of master would want a woman much taller than them, muscular and with usless sacks of fat hanging off her chest?

>> No.17976383

>>17976363
I consider myself a competent writer, or at the very least knowledgeable of the MGE lore the same way a judge knows law. My main obstacle I guess is laziness to get good at basic programming and having an artist do the MG art.

>> No.17976387

>>17976380
I would, I would lick her abs all over and over again. I would love to walk with her, cling my arm to her muscled arm and tell her I feel so safe with her, prompting her to pull me even closer and hug me tighter in a protective embrace as we walk down the street.

>> No.17976388

>>17976308
>not wanting a loli Wight or Lich who's small and cute and not strong at all, and she later grows into a top-tier powerlevel monster

>> No.17976390

>>17976366
I like the idea of getting into punching brawls and sword fights with salamander.
I also like how skill means more to them than power.

>> No.17976395

>>17976367
Sure, but they can't do shit with it and end up looking too boring. Her master is going to soften up if she just keeps swinging her sword around in one wayand looking like a man.

>> No.17976396

>>17976380
>tall
She is literally a former Zipangu (that means wapanese) woman, or at best a former Zipangu man which would still be shortie. She can get Jinko level all and above, but if she does it will be because he married a tall girls slut. At that point she won't have to worry because if she got that tall is because she is already sexing up her Aruji-Dono on a regular basis and likely knows she got that tall because it is what he likes.

>> No.17976397

>>17976383
Im not an expert programmer but I know enough to form classes/object,
im not a cs major though, so the more esoteric stuff is out of my jurisdiction

>> No.17976398

>>17976371
>male: brain fuck crossdressing guro mind control rape shotacon snuff
>female: brain fuck corruption guro impregnation insect insect girl mind control nakadashi pantyhose pregnant rape scat snuff transformation
It's shitposting.

>> No.17976399

>>17976387
You're going to get her blood flowing again. Right up to her face.

>> No.17976401

>>17976395
Yes they can, they get stronger with it.

>> No.17976402

Fashion shows must be a whole spectacle with the monsters girls around. Think in Victoria's secret shows for a reference

>> No.17976403

>>17976357
Oh this looks like a good read-
>Diaper
Oh no thank you

>> No.17976404
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>>17976371
You sure ?
It gets pretty bad

>> No.17976409

>>17976401
But they get stronger in a boring way. Playing chess with a hakutaku would be more entertaining and boner inducing than that.

>> No.17976413

>>17976398
>>17976404
>those tags, that image.
Nah I'm fine changed my mind than you.

>> No.17976414

>>17976404
Yes

>> No.17976415

>>17976390
And how did you come to that conclusion.

>> No.17976418
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>>17976403
That was only one panel irc
Granted there's a lot of messed shit in regardless
And yet I couldn't look away

>> No.17976419

>>17976357
>>17976404
The audacity of this blatant newshitter.

>> No.17976420

>>17976415
They need a good fight, you don't need to beat them.

>> No.17976421

>>17976418
>>>/d/
Also stop avatarfagging.

>> No.17976426

>>17976419
nah he knows what hes doing its why hes been slowly posting the images even past the point they had anything to do with the thread

>> No.17976429
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17976429

>>17974904
>"Welcome back, glad you could join us again for Cuddles Against Cold"
>"Today we're going to learn about advanced cuddling you can use on a hot or cold day"
>Yeti falls asleep after 5 minutes of cuddling her co-host

>> No.17976431

>>17976429
I wish that was me.

>> No.17976432

>>17976421
That's not avatarfagging

>> No.17976437

>>17976432
He's definitely shitposting.

>> No.17976443

>>17976437
I didn't say that
I said it wasn't avatarfagging

>> No.17976455

>>17976415
Anyone can fight and anyone can win a fight.
But say you get super strong, strong enough that you can make lilims whimper like abused dogs
you still wont get the salamander as even though you won, there is no fight.

No, salamanders live for the challenge, to fight them require you to get good, but not to the point where you shit on everything. Just get strong enough that the fight she has is nothing short of awesome. win or lose.
If that wasn't the case, then salamanders would just be lizardgirls with fire and aggression, and would have almost no right to even exist in MGE

>> No.17976457

>>17976409
How is it boring? They get stronger, like every other MG, by training and fighting. The only difference is that they have an additional boost by getting the dick after a fight.

>> No.17976461

>>17976418
Why are you being a cancerous faggot and wasting images on this garbage, fuck off and die retard.

>> No.17976464

>>17976455
I would argue that if you are a good enough actor you could still be stronger than them and "struggle" in the fight in order to make their "fire burn."

>> No.17976471

>>17976457
Only if they get hurt tho. IF not they get the same boost that DE gives all living mamono.

>> No.17976472
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>There is still almost no Cursed Sword content
Post em

>> No.17976473
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17976473

who are the most Christmasy MGs?

>> No.17976474

>>17976464
And that shows how they prefer skill and strategy.

>> No.17976476

>>17976472
Everyting was already posted in the previous thread.

>> No.17976478

>>17976455
Lizardgirls has no right to exist period desu
Dragons are better in everyway.
Name 1 thing lizardgirls got over dragons.

>> No.17976481

>>17976472
is this image a callout to what I think it is?

>> No.17976486

>>17976478
salamander reminds me of kyoko

>> No.17976487

>>17976457
It's boring because they don't have that passion and life emanating from them. Their hype isn't even that big and being undeads their expressions are like that of a dead fish, just cuter.

>> No.17976489

>>17976478
Relatively normal hands

>> No.17976490
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17976490

>>17976473
I want to leave my presents under the Christmas Dryad!

>> No.17976493

>>17976472
Wait what happens to the host body if her husband wants to use the sword part?
Having your wife attached to you seems like it might making fighting difficult.

>> No.17976498

>>17976493
The sword is the girl. It'd be like grabbing your maid by the ankle and swinging her around to clear cobwebs.

>> No.17976502

>>17976489
>Big meaty Claws
>Not a definitive advantage

>> No.17976503

>>17976478
They aren't as prideful. It's easier to make them go MERE. They are skilled in fighting instead of just being powerful.

>> No.17976504

>>17976478
Easy to get and you can find them anywhere. They already come mered too and you won't get mocked or teased.

Dragons are the hard mode of wives.

>> No.17976505

>>17976269
The fuck is this

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>>17976476
>There is this little Cursed Sword content
>>17976493
Pretty sure it's stated that Cursed Swords cannot take over a male unless they qualify to be an alp

>> No.17976507

>>17975750
Don't dare call her heavy or she'll transform into her full dragon form on top of you.

>> No.17976509

>>17976502
>t. shitter upset that BIG MEATY CLAWS can't even play an instrument

>> No.17976511

>>17976498
Cursed sword are parasitic, what happens to the physical body the CS is attached to when someone else wants to use the sword part?

>> No.17976512

Having failed last month, here goes no-Dick-December

>> No.17976518
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>>17976509
Big Meaty Claws are for holding you tight and never letting go.

>> No.17976521

>>17976511
Nigga read the profile.

>> No.17976524

>>17976512
You tried to castrate yourself?

For real tho, I didn't see any benefits in no fap, if anything giving yourself real life goals in order to fap does a way better job in making you a "better person".

>> No.17976527

>>17976509
>"What'd you say punk?"
>"I'll have you know these claws aren't just for attracting mates!"

>> No.17976528

>>17976478
Nothing really, they only have disadvantadges. They are weaker and picky. The only thing they have over Dragons is a presumably /fit/ body and the warrior girl fetish. But you can get that from every other warrior MG with the added benefit that they are not picky. If you want a warrior lizard MG you can just go for a warrior Dragon, same thing but stronger and without being choosy.

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>> No.17976536

>>17976509
>Not playing HUGE Instruments instead.
It's like you don't even want a heavy metal dragon bend.

>> No.17976541

>>17976506
Stop posting off-topic shit newfag.

>> No.17976542
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I JUST WANT MORE CONTENT OF MY WAIFU DAMNIT

>> No.17976546

>>17976528
>Dragon not being pick.
You know that you need to prove yourself stronger than than in order to not be treated as "part of her treasure" right? If anything it's easier to "tame a lizard seeing how they are considerably weaker.

>> No.17976557

>>17976528
I guess some people wouldn't be able to deal with the haughtiness of a dragon and finding/beating one can be too hard to imagine for them.

>> No.17976559

>>17976536
*band
Fuck me, its getting late and I need some sleep.

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17976560

tsundragon

>> No.17976566

>>17976542
Cursed katana fags are quickly becoming some of the most annoying -fags around. Are you doing this on purpose to make the real CSfags unpopular?

>> No.17976568
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>>17976431
It can be you if you buy her cuddling video tapes for $19.99 plus shipping and handling

>> No.17976572
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17976572

>>17976566
That isn't a katana you fucking retard

>> No.17976574

>>17976503
>They aren't as prideful.
They wont even look at you unless you can fight them, defeat them or submit to a hardcore training. With Dragons you only have to propose them.

>> No.17976578

>>17976536
Why would you want a heavy metal band made of nothing but drummers?

>> No.17976579

>>17976572
Why are you trying to make cursed katanas fags look bad my dude?

>> No.17976589

>>17976521
You're not understanding the question.
How does a husband wield his cursed swords sword part if the human parts in the way?
Does he have to grab her by the ankle and swing her around while she swings the sword?

>> No.17976590

>>17976504
>Easy to get
>Must defeat or fight competently against a being with superior strenght literally born for combat

>> No.17976594
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17976594

>>17976579
Sorry, I'm just a bit ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID that my waifu has no content

>> No.17976596

>>17976590
>>17976557
>>17976546
So lizards are inferior dragons for weakfags?

>> No.17976598

>>17976578
>Giant electric guitars
>Giant bass
>Voice powered by the power of fire.
I don't see a problem anon. No need to only have drummers.

>> No.17976609

>>17976546
You are still her husband and she still loves you. Besides I prefer her dom rather than sub. So if anything that is a plus.

>> No.17976611

>>17976596
Basically, there's a reason why when a dragon is defeated she becomes a "female lizard"

>> No.17976612

>>17976594
So commission art instead of being a little bitch.

>> No.17976616

>>17976590
They are easy to get compared to dragons. If you are searching for a great lizard you'll come across all types of shit and you'll have to be good enough to survive everything.

>> No.17976620

>>17976557
But you dont have to defeat a Dragon to waifu her. You only must defeat her if you want to make her sub.

>> No.17976622
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>>17976612
If I had the money I would, but sadly i'm a poorfag

>> No.17976626

>>17976594
Be the change you want to see in the world anon. Look at Gazerfag or KDF, they make that shit happen instead of whining.

>> No.17976627

>>17976596
Im a weakfag and I prefer Dragons over Lizards, I also find it easier to imagine myself married to a Dragon than a Lizard.

>> No.17976629

>>17976620
>You only must defeat her if you want to make her sub.
You don't need to defeat her for that either.

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>>17976626
You know what? I'm gonna look for some drawfags

>> No.17976636

>>17976622

so write something and put it on pastebin or doodle something.

>> No.17976640

Maybe its the fact I just like salamanders?
or the fact I want to be the warrior guy and get strong to fight her?
Salamanders are there for people who WANT to fight. and I'm a guy that loves to fight, so it fits my bill quite nicely.

>> No.17976642

>>17976629
The profile says you need to prove yourself stronger than her. you could take that as you will the same way I could take the defeat in combat part in the lizardman profile as beating her in chess.

>> No.17976646

>>17976506
>all this obvious new blood shitposting with offtopic images
Fucking hell.

>> No.17976651

>It's an "Argument about fighting subing/doming reptilian monster girl" thread
I want to go back to the Manticore threads, they were better than this tired topic.

>> No.17976662

>>17976627
Dragons are great for weak people too with how pretective and caring they are. They are good for all three sides, sub, switch and dom.

>> No.17976663
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>>17976646
Nah, just a legitimately autistic person drugged up on cold medicine. This cold fucking sucks,
okay?

>> No.17976666

>>17976663
Imagedumping isn't making you look any better, especially when it's obvious that you're the one that made this thread.

>> No.17976667

>>17976663
Fuck off retard.

>> No.17976671

>>17976651
>Wanting to talk about who wont ever show she cares for you, and wiil always shower you with contempt Instead of best girl Dragon .
I bet you like nachos as well, right low self-stem anon?

>> No.17976672

>>17976666
>>17976667
Sorry for being a faggot

>> No.17976676

>>17976651
Manticore are even worse because they make you their drug addict bitch.
Why not talk about Umi Osho who literally live to be bullied, hearing their voice alone is enough to make you want to give them wedgies and push them on their back.

>> No.17976678

>>17976672
Its ok as long as you don't approach me after you alp. Also just delete the image

>> No.17976685

>>17976672
I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt when you recognized your fuckup of making this thread, but you're just really continuing to be a fucking retard.

>> No.17976690

>>17976616
This is MGE and Dragons are considered apocalyptic events in medieval setting, so likely their dens are even mapped out and why Dragon Slayers find them. The worst thing you will likely find in your way are other MGs, who will ignore you if your heart is set on the Dragon and might even help you to get there. Once you are at her presence you have your waifu. With Lizards its irrelevant how many you can find if you are not an elite fighter. Dragons are only harder than Lizards if you want to make them sub, maybe not even that considering the Raging Mushroom.

>> No.17976697

>>17976672
Just stop posting.

>> No.17976701

>>17976690
>who will ignore you if your heart is set on the Dragon and might even help you to get there
I love how monster girls can't even rape sometimes.

>> No.17976703

Some of you guys need to actually get some dam anti-depressants in your system.

>> No.17976704

>>17976676
All monsters are addicts for semen. It seems fair enough.

>> No.17976706

>>17976703
>>17976703
>anti-depressants
you mean yeti hugs?

>> No.17976717

>>17976690
She might not accept you as stronger if you use the mushroom since it wouldn't be your real strength. BUt more importatly if evry anona over here wanted a dragon actual ones not wurms or wyverns,
neither ryus etc
there wouldn't be enough dragons to go around. But you could have an harem of lizardman for everyone her no problem.

>> No.17976722

>>17976701
>Why doesn't this guy looking for a specific waifu get raped by some other monster on the way there
I mean, if you want it to happen it'll happen, just as if you don't want it to happen it'll not happen.

>> No.17976727

>>17976706
No, I mean something IRL that would make people happier.
It can become a downer reading this thread sometimes.

>> No.17976730

>>17976697
>>17976685
Yeah, this was a fucking horrible idea. Autism and a cold do not mix well

>> No.17976735

>>17976722
Only if you follow Eros and have her "guide" you or some shit, unless you have the "smell" of a mg on you, you will be raped no questions.

>> No.17976737

>>17976722
I just find it funny that if you were walking around loking for a certain monster and saw an unsealed ushi in heat she'd just let you hop onto her back and ride away to find the girl you love.

>> No.17976739
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17976739

Remember to pay attention to her stories or she'll not hug you at night.

>> No.17976742

>>17976727
like making waifus real?
thats going to require robots, ive seen what vr has to offer and im not impressed so robots.
speaking off If I had a lot of money I'd probably fund a monstergirl realdoll, just to see if it could be done.

>> No.17976743

>>17976737
I really doubt anything like that would happen, unless you or her were already married.

>> No.17976752

>>17976735
KC confirmed that if you truly 100% wanted to find your waifu if she was a rare and difficult race like a demon or a hellhound, you'd find her. On the other hand he said nothing about the difficulty getting there, so there are people who take it as the race in question just showing up out of the blue and jumping into their arms.

>>17976737
It's funnier that out of nowhere walking around you'd end up coming across a ushi in heat of all things, since that'd be even more unlikely than finding a dragon as you're actually looking for the latter.

>> No.17976755

>>17976739
Silly fool, titanias can't not hug their cute outous when they go to bed. It's mandatory in the Fairy Code, punishable by being forced to skip seconds on dessert.

>> No.17976758

Anyone here have some fic recommendations

>> No.17976761

>>17976742
it's still at least 50 years away from anything realistic enough for my tastes. Will probably be dead by them, and if not, them I would be too poor to afford it anyway. I'll just wait until the portals open or I die and get reincarnated over there. Chances are better for m e that way.

>> No.17976762

could you just ride them for thrilling fun?

>> No.17976764

>>17976758
What are you looking for in terms of genre and atmosphere?

>> No.17976765

>>17976743
I was exaggerating, but things like finding a pack of werewolves could happen.

>>17976752
You'd find her, but that doesn't stop monsters from raping you.

>> No.17976767

>>17976642
You can do that with Raging Mushrooms. With Lizards there is no way out, not even Raging Mushrooms will work because they wont be interested in you if you cant fight. There is honestly no area in which Dragons are harder than Lizards.

>> No.17976771

>>17976767
Dragons are harder to impregnate.

>> No.17976778

>>17976764
Anything is fine, as long as it isn't complete shit. Just trying to do something because I went full retard with my posts and decided that it's best I don't post for a little bit

>> No.17976783

>>17976752
Oh I'm aware, I just think that you would be ferociously raped until you find her if you go straddling like a fool unprepared to run away at a moments notice. Remember you are not claimed, since you are not set on a individual, you just have a preference in MG that somehow "attracts" them to you.

>> No.17976790
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>>17976771
The couple that successfully obtained a daughteru must had done it dozens of times over decades.

Then again they have all the time in the world.

>> No.17976793

>>17976765
>but that doesn't stop monsters from raping you
That'd rest entirely on the monsters out to rape you and able to do so showing up. The idea that the monsters will coincidentally not show up sounds dumb at first, but this discussion is based on the opposite and specifically throwing monsters willing and able to rape you on your path.

If you're writing a story of a guy seeking out a dragon, you're not gonna prematurely end it by a random ushi that showed up out of nowhere and dragged him into her lair. That is, unless you want the story to end that way, at which point we're back to square 1 where KC said that if the person really wants it it'll happen, and you didn't really want to write the guy ending up with the dragon that much if you ended it that way. I'd sooner imagine the MGE setting working the same way, with the guy's desires deciding things.

>> No.17976795

>>17976717
I believe if anons make it to MGE each will go to a different parallel MGE world, so there will be no shortage problem.

>> No.17976799

>>17976758
As far as recent stuff is concerned.
Frost has done a thing
Losenis has that new thing he's working on that's gearing up to be good
Beast is still going.
Punaldin has a new thing out.
There's a few new guys on the wordpress that did okay stuff.

>> No.17976803

>>17976752
Where was it said Hellhounds are rare?

>> No.17976806

>>17976758
>fic

>> No.17976808

>>17976803
My bad then, but point stands.

>> No.17976810

Again, that depends on the dragon if she has a loose way of measuring your strengthen then yeah you could. But the same applies to the lizardman.
Chess can be considered simulated combat involving troops. Arm wrestling could be considered a measured of strength. And a battle at ticktacktoe could be considere as a battle of wits and strategy involving an capturing enemy territories.
Or you could find someone who is more average in their "way of life" and you need to beat them in combat.

>> No.17976813

>>17976803
I guess they're not that common near Order cities. But you'll find lots of them in demon realms.

>> No.17976816

>>17976810
>>17976767

>> No.17976820

>>17976810
Just challenge to a Pokemon Battle then

>> No.17976826

>>17976793
If MGE really was controlled by desires then rape wouldn't really exist. Like >>17976783 said, the guy would end up encontering other monster girls on his journey and he would get raped because that's what monsters do. Sure, they can help him out later and they might not marry him, but it would still happen if he was carefree and unable to protect himself.

>> No.17976828

>>17976795
that would't be very fun tho, i want to go to the "real" MGE and I think a lot of people do too. But that was an what if scenarios, i know there are a bunch of guys here who hate or don't care for dragons.

>> No.17976830

>>17976799
>Beast is still going.
You say that like thats a good thing.

>> No.17976837

>>17976790
They might be extra lucky and pop out one pretty quick. I wonder if the strength of the SE effects the rate of pregnancy.

>> No.17976849

>>17976826
>If MGE really was controlled by desires
I don't know what to tell you, it's all based on what KC said about something you truly want happening. If the guy really 100% wanted it, it'll happen. It also extends to what he 100% doesn't want to happen, like getting raped if he wants to save himself for his waifu, or to a more extreme extent ending up on the receiving end of a matango apocalypse out of nowhere. And just as disclaimer, that 100% means unnegotiable, not "I'd be bummed out if but I suppose I'll have to accept it if it didn't go my way".

>> No.17976861

>>17976849
>Kid wanted to become an astrounaut
>And so he became one at the age of 7
It's such a stupid way of doing things, but then again this is supposed to be just a porn setting.

>> No.17976862

>>17976703
Drugs are bad mkay.

>> No.17976865

>>17976861
>A man who wishes to fly flap his arms hard.
>He flies away.

>> No.17976867

>>17976861
>>And so he became one at the age of 7
If you immediately jump into the stupidest interpretation you can come up with, you're gonna get exactly that.

>> No.17976868

>>17976849
I think what he meant is that desires influence the world. My interpretation is that the Gods help you get what you want if you aren't a freaking homicidal maniac. So if a guy really wants a wife to love and cherish eros would help him find one, if a guy wanted to be lazy for the rest of his life then the fallen god would help him with that.
But you might be right, that's just hypothesis until the portal open. They won't, I will die sad and alone after living a life I didn't want to live just because I'm too scare to end it all.

>> No.17976871

>>17976861
To be fair, In MGE land gremlins would probably make spaceships given enough time and sex

>> No.17976873

>>17976862
Not if they keep the demon inside.

>> No.17976874

Amazon is recommending me a manga about a 37 year old virgin man who dies and gets reincarnated as a blob slime able to turn into a cute girl.
I'm not sure what's the meaning behind this.

>> No.17976877

>>17976874
name of manga?

>> No.17976879

>>17976874
What is the manga? Gonna see if it's at least redeemable.

>> No.17976880

>>17976771
Thats an advantadge. Every time Im given a reason to like Lizards over Dragons, I just end up liking Dragons even more.

>> No.17976881

>>17976867
It's the world bending power of the 100%. It can even create a harem of unicorns or impregnate a monster girl with the first creampie.

>> No.17976884

>>17976874
>buy one daki of rem from re zero
>amazon now keeps putting loli dakkis on my recommended list

>> No.17976886

>>17976877
>>17976879
Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken

>> No.17976892

>>17976871
How does that link to 7 year olds?

>> No.17976896

>>17976874
I hate isekai.

>> No.17976897

>>17976880
then go away aand ust let the guys who like lizards like lizards

>> No.17976902

>>17976886
>based on web novel
enthusiasm dropping

>> No.17976906

>>17976881
>Person 100% wants something
>So he won't do anything about it and wait until it magically happens
>He won't put in the effort
>He won't train himself
>He won't search day and night for the location of a dragon lair
>He won't plan for the routes to avoid rapist monsters
>He won't plan for the supplies needed to get there
>He'll just wait until the dragon magically flies over and jumps on his dick for zero reason
The matter of difficulty was not even once mentioned, and if a person 100% wants something he won't give a shit about it being difficult. You're just straight up shitposting now.

>> No.17976907

>>17976884
>rem
You have quality tastes my compadre. I love her hair style. Based one of my mice off of her

>> No.17976910

>>17976826
Normal people in MGE dont have a MG waifu and as a matter of fact most just want to avoid MGs entirely. Given "not wanting anything to do with MGs" is not considered a valid desire, it doesnt bends reality the same way "I want this particular MG to rape me" would.

>> No.17976917

>>17976828
True, but if you have to choose between that and not getting your waifu, anons will choose that. Besides all those parallel MG worlds could be the "real" MGE, as we are talking about exactly identical worlds where the only difference is that you are there rather than other anon.

>> No.17976918

>>17976879
>rimuru
>girl

>> No.17976919

>>17976910
I like male tsunderes in stories though,
kind of why I didn't bother with 12 beast when that character trait was dropped from the pilot chapter to the serialized manga.

>> No.17976920

>>17976892
>Kid really wants to be astronaut
>so gremlin makes spaceship
simple logic, dispite this talk stemming from the concept of some "Omnipotent genie of desire"

>> No.17976923

>>17976906
>The matter of difficulty was not even once mentioned
Read my first post. I said that training and finding a lizard girl would be easier than doing all that to find a dragon. If the 100% thing was just there he could just walk out and ride an oni's shoulder up the mountain to the dragon's lair.

>> No.17976925

>>17976920
maybey turn it into a monkeys paw
its a spaceship
that leads pandemonium

>> No.17976929

>>17976868
This question was raised a couple threads ago
How would MG deal/react to cereal killers like Jhin, that art guy from bioshock, or socipaths like akechi and adachi?

>> No.17976930

>>17976896
I'd enjoy an isekai about a social reject ending up in a monster girl medieval fantasy world, though he'd have to be powerless instead of the usual bullshit overpowered MC.

>>17976906
KC has a vision of how you'd meet each species he created.
Some just require you walking up to them, others require going on adventures and defeating many monster girls on the way.
He kind of nullifies his vision in tweets because he can't bring himself to give a disheartening answer to someone.

>> No.17976931

>>17976861
The world bending power its only mentioned in regards to get your waifu. Not in regards to everything. So yes, if you really want it, it will happen. But only regarding getting the MG waifu you want.

>> No.17976933

>>17976931
But what if waifu is on the moon?

>> No.17976937

>>17976923
>I said that training and finding a lizard girl would be easier than doing all that to find a dragon
Then the guy didn't really want the dragon in the first place, which renders the entire argument null
>If the 100% thing was just there he could just walk out and ride an oni's shoulder up the mountain to the dragon's lair
If you want that to happen, it's on you, not me. Good luck trying to find an oni and somehow managing to make her do that, it'll surely take years of effort to convince her, let alone finding one if you're in a place they don't generally live in. As long as you don't give up.

>> No.17976938

>>17976925
If one could get to pandemonium without the need of a "fallen" monster, I would spend decades in the frozen time learning what I can, then come out with the skill to pleasure a girl in ways not even a hakutaku could imagine

>> No.17976939

>>17976685
I really should just never post when I have a cold, always ends up with me acting like a fucking retard due to being drugged up on cold medicine. I promise not to be a massive faggot tomorrow

>> No.17976942
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Kikimora's are the greatest cows.

>> No.17976949

>>17976942
They they are.
Would give treats till she's the biggest, softest kiki.

>> No.17976950

>>17976930
Where was it said KC had a vision of how you would meet each girl? The only ones remotely pointing to that are the ones that need you beat them in combat or ones specified to live in hard to access places like Echidnas.

>> No.17976953

>>17976937
The original thing was about which was easier to get, a lizard or a dragon. A lizard being more common and mid tier while dragons are rare and the entire journey can be harsh.
If you say that the journey would have 0% danger just because you wanted her then I guess you're right.

>> No.17976954

>>17976925
I would be weird If the kid came back a changed by having "seen things"

>> No.17976956

>>17976933
Obviously only in regards to waifus existing on the encyclopedia. If KC made a MG that lived on the moon, then yes, the desire power would work to get there if you wanted that MG.

>> No.17976957

>>17976739
That is one smug fairy. She probably learned some fun games from dark mages, and is ready to play them with you.

>> No.17976962

>>17976950
What if a echidna makes a dungeon no one can beat?
What if a lizardgirl becomes too strong to where no one can give her a challenge?
Are they destined to be alone forever?

>> No.17976963

>>17976930
>KC has a vision of how you'd meet each species he created.
Wouldn't it go hand in hand with the 100% idea by pure virtue of the guy aiming to fulfill the requirements if he really wanted the monster in question? It's like wanting a mermaid waifu but not wanting to move out of your home region that happens to be a desert.

>>17976953
>If you say that the journey would have 0% danger just because you wanted her
If the guy really wanted her he'd have prepared for an obvious dangerous road, though. You don't go dueling the final boss with starting gear and level. And I suppose I fucked up big time by forgetting to mention I'm not the original anon, only starting from >>17976722 so it's entirely my fault there. Sorry.

>> No.17976964

>>17976907
>Based one of my mice off of her
may order a sfw comission of her once I get confirmation that were getting a Christmas bonus this year if thats ok with you.

>> No.17976965

>>17976930
There is only one isekai where I enjoyed the overpowered MC
and that;s mainly due to him not being the only broken thing around and shit is actually kind of interesting

>> No.17976971

>>17976964
Listen here you little shit if you just think you can ask me if you can commission pictures of my wives well you can go ahead. Thanks for asking!

>> No.17976974

>>17976473
>>17976490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A

>Most Christmasy MGs
Wendigo
Yeti
White Horn
Dryad (Carniferous type)
Ghost
Chochin-Obake (Christmas Past)
Satyros (Christmas Present)
Dullahan/Will-o'-the-Wisp (Christmas Yet To Be)
Elves

No-one knows from where the figure of Father Christmas originates, not even the Monster Lord. All that is known is based in speculation and local myth. Known to all as a sort of spirit of lower deity that brings good cheer in the cold of winter to all families,
human and monsters alike, He embodies all that is good in the season.

Often envisioned by the Order as a colossal bearded man wearing a wreathed crown and fine ermine robes, he brings gifts to the well-behaved children of men and monsters alike.
Due to this wanton, lackadaisical approach,
he is often speculated to be an avatar of Bacchus.

Mis-behaved children, especially young human men and boys open themselves to the ravenous appetite of the Krampus, however.
Another spirit who travels with Father Christmas.

>> No.17976976

>>17976965
I swear to jesus if you say it's sword art online or moosesaga I'm going to stab you.

>> No.17976977
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>>17976473
I can think of an individual.

>> No.17976978

>>17976965
Apollo Gauntlet?

>> No.17976979

>>17976963
>You don't go dueling the final boss with starting gear and level.
That's right. And the thing I was talking about is what is easier? Grinding from early-mid game stuff and fighting a normal monster or grinding from beginning to end game, fighting and escaping many monsters along the way?

>> No.17976980

>>17976942
>You will never spend a few nights at Barmaid Kiki's Tavern during your travels.

>> No.17976981

>>17976977
The tail really sells it. That and the finger on the face, but that's my personal weakness.

>> No.17976984

>>17976964
>>17976971
>commissioning other people's waifu's
Not to be that guy or anything but that sounds a little weird. Unless it's like a group waifu pic, that's ok.

>> No.17976987

>>17976984
Love can't be stopped.

>> No.17976988

>>17976984
So what you're saying is having an affair with a married woman is wrong, but an orgy is fine?

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>>17976977
>TFW no qt Lilim waifu

>> No.17976992

>>17976984
He asked nicely and it seems like he doesn't plan on having futa ntr giantess porn drawn of them or anything, so i don't mind. Besides, i wanted my mice to look/be as appealing as possible to me and it's only natural that other people with similar tastes might like how they look too.

>> No.17976996

>>17976953
I still consider finding a Dragon easier, than training enough to go from weakfag to be able to defeat or fight a superior girl, biologically designed for fighting that has been training her entire life.

>> No.17976998

>>17976984
It's a cartoon, it doesn't belong to anyone.

>> No.17977000

>>17976980
It would be fantastic.
I would need to comment on how well built she is....
I mean, how well built her establishment is.

It's very... supportive

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>>17976976
>>17976978
Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu
It's not everyone's cup of tea but I like it

>> No.17977003

>>17976996
You do know that lizard girls are mid tier, right?

>> No.17977009

>>17976950
For most species he always includes a line such as:
>Once they’ve spotted prey, they use their sticky body to wrap around a man and initiate sexual intercourse,
> a man being targeted will already be seized in their embrace by the time he comes back to his senses
>Whenever they find a human man, they use charm spells, their gorgeous bodies, and various means to seduce him
>When a man panics and twists his body in an attempt to get away, he'll slip even more, pressing against and knocking down their soft body.

That's what I call his vision. He doesn't seem to care if you stray away from it, sometimes he even seem to encourage it.

>>17976963
>It's like wanting a mermaid waifu but not wanting to move out of your home region that happens to be a desert.
Although that's an extreme example it reminds me of a lot of selfish desires I've seen that seem to disregard the monster girl's well-being

I think it comes down to how immersive you want your fantasy to be. When the encyclopedias set the ground rules you're bound to follow them more closely to not break immersion.
If an Anon doesn't care about that then there is no reason for him not to get his perfect Dragon waifu delivered to him.

>> No.17977022

>>17976979
The second one is easier. You see anon, the problem is that scenario 1 actually requires you to fight while scenario 2 doesnt. For scenario 2 there are many avenues. You only have to appear before the Dragon, you dont have to fight the Dragon. You can be level 0 and even if its hard, walk to her den rape after rape, after rape. You can learn stealth spells. Or master teleportation magic. Or follow a Hakutaku's instructions on how to build a device to attract far away dragons. Or get a Ratatosk write in her column an ad for you seeking a Dragon waifu. Yes, some of these methods might be hard, some might not work. But there is still leeway. With a Lizard Girl you have no choice, there HAS to be a fight, you HAVE to be strong. There is no way around it.

>> No.17977026

>>17977009
Can you stop displaying your newfaggotry and fuck off? How many times does KC need to confirm for you artists that monsters won't rape you if you absolutely don't want them to, and literally every monster will not turn down a proposal, unless they're single. The only sort of exception is unicorns and the existence of the bicorn annulls that too. We are not having this fucking discussion again. MGE is a hugbox, you get what you want. It'd be a pretty shitty setting if you didn't

>> No.17977028

>>17977003
Not him, but even the weakest slime might as well be the endgame boss with the way some people act

>> No.17977030

>>17976989
See you say that now, but Ilassa would have you so blue balled you wouldn't know if it were two cobalt mineral orbs between your legs or actual testes.

>> No.17977038

>>17977003
They are still way strong than the average human. Normal vanilla Succubus are already stronger than normal humans in the same degree men are stronger than women. Lizards are even stronger, not only that, they have been training in combat all their life, not only that, theie body is actually designed to fight, it is natural to them. Even if I trained all my life I dont see myself going from weakfag to beating Mayweather. Average Lizard Girl >>>>> Mayweather.

>> No.17977039

>>17977030
>tfw no lilim waifu to insert individual lilim's gimmick here with

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>>17977030
計画通り

>> No.17977048

I fucking hate salamanderfags for the shitstorms they're always having. We get it, you're a pathetic sub, stop projecting your own inadequacies onto a fucking fantasy setting.

>> No.17977051

>>17977026
>That's what I call his vision. He doesn't seem to care if you stray away from it, sometimes he even seem to encourage it.
>If an Anon doesn't care about that then there is no reason for him not to get his perfect Dragon waifu delivered to him.

I don't know why you get so worked up when I pretty much agree with you.
I'm just trying to point out that if you were to only consider the books MGE would have a set of rules however flexible they may be.

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>>17976989
>I would want to rule a city or state with a lilim wife

>> No.17977071

I want a comfy hellhound that uses me for snuggling when I/she get back from work.

>> No.17977072

>>17977028
I mean, slimes are pretty durable. I could see an overconfident adventurer underestimating their physical defense. By that time they've oozed their way up their sword arm and into their clothes.

>> No.17977074

>>17977051
Oh fuck me that's the wrong post I replied to. I meant the other guy.

>> No.17977080

>>17977048
It's annoying as fuck, but I wont let those assholes ruin salamanders for me.

>> No.17977093

>>17977048
Wouldnt those be the Antisalamanderfags?

>> No.17977101

>>17977093
Might as well be the new fuckin meme term

>> No.17977109

>>17977022
And that's what makes it easy. All you have to do is prepare yourself and fight her and the others would require way more time and/or preparation involving other people.

>>17977038
I guess >>17977028 is right. If you see them as being gods then travelling the world in search for a dragon is easier.

>> No.17977111

Nothing could be quite as comfy as the tired, but satisfied, nya-ha-ha of a cuddle-cat.

>> No.17977113

>>17976942
Imagine that she keeps you underneath her long skirt during a shift, making her eat her out behind the bar, out of sight of the customers.

>> No.17977122

>>17977113
Having those thick thighs on your head would be heavenly.

Would get her to shudder through my effort

>> No.17977124

>>17977111
Nah, it would be putting your head between the breasts of a hakutaku while reading comics/manga

>> No.17977127

>>17977124
She'd need an awfully large bust for that.

>> No.17977128

>>17976490
Needs more plants.

>> No.17977131

>>17976762
yes

>> No.17977145

>>17977127
>cries 'imself to sleep on 'is 'uge pilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqycJpRdVaY

>> No.17977152

>>17977069
I would ask Selene for front row seats to her arena

>> No.17977163

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for Christmas Cake Mantises.
They're very good at going unnoticed.

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Do umi-osho get off on verbal abuse too?

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This Yeti needs a friend!

>> No.17977207

>>17977152
I bet even getting into Selene's town is like that "How tough are ya?" spongebob meme.

Speaking of witch, It's mentioned that human VS human fights are a thing, why would a monster arena have that?

>> No.17977208

>>17977185
I don't know but I'd snuggle the turtle.

>>17977191
Cute

>> No.17977213

>>17977208
>snuggle
What a turn off.

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>> No.17977221

>>17977191
She needs a big hug

>> No.17977236

>>17977207
Easy
It's so capable fighters gain the attention of monsters.
A spectating jinko could be watching the fight and say "Interesting..."

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>> No.17977251 [DELETED] 

>>17975835
My truest love is for Inaris, but sometimes I dream about a Hellhound keeping me safe. I'm at the point where I'd suicide if it was quick and painless. Holy shit she'd be pissed if she knew who was responsible for that.

>> No.17977276 [DELETED] 

>>17977251
>tfw demonic waifu will never drag you out of hell and engage in tender loving and healing

>> No.17977279 [DELETED] 

>>17977251
>spoiler
I know the pain anon. I want to stop the suffering and pain too anon.

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>>17977251
>>17977276
>Hellhound can tell you're having a bad day
>Picks you up effortlessly and drags you to bed
>You both strip
>She pulls you in close, your face resting against her soft chest fluff
>She strokes your head with her big paws and whispers sweet nothings into your ear

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>>17977251
I wish I had a cute cheshire to make me laugh, or a kikimora to pat my head, or an Anubis to call me a good boy, or a salamander to praise me for all my hard work.

I actually wrote a suicide note a few hours ago. I cried harder than I've ever cried before. I know how you feel, Anon. Keep your head up. I know it hurts, but do it for me. Alright?

>> No.17977309
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Ain't no rule that says demons can't be maids.

>> No.17977316

>super rich but sheltered ojou-sama vampire dating lower class anon
>acts super elegant and classy
>trying to give him upscale and high quality gifts, such as designer clothing, fine art, high end entertainment tech
>will book entire resorts for the two of them when they go on vacation
>they go out to eat
>vampire proudly exclaims she knows the most elite restaurants in the world, will take him to any he wants
>anon just points to a local mom & pop burger diner
>vampire is shocked but goes with it because it's what anon wants
>ojou-sama has to prove she knows the way of the commoners
>to show her mettle, orders the "Big Ogre Burg"
>12lb of BEEF
>she greatly underestimated her opponent
>1/3rd of the way in, she has surrendered
>completely flustered and embarrassed
>anon holds her hand
>clearly proud of her for taking on such a challenge, even if she lost
>tells her he doesn't need gifts
>spending time with her is more than enough joy
>something awakens in vampire-chan
>the power of love reinvigorates her spirit
>she gets back up to take down the burg monstrosity
>with all her might, manages to down it
>she grins with such pride
>lets out a OHOHOHOHO laugh
>"Is that all the commoners have? This is nothing!"
>waitress comes by
>"congratulations on finishing round 1! Here's round 2 out of 5!"
>a 15lb beef burg lands in front of the vampire
>the vampire feels nothing but regret now

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>>17977299
Please don't go through with it anon. I know things are hard, but there's always a tomorrow and there's always other options to take and people who will listen. I lost a close friend to suicide just the other day and I've been absolutely lost since then. Please anon, please stay.

>> No.17977330

>>17977217
Birb of Prey!

>> No.17977333

>>17977309
Ain't no rule that says maids are restricted to specific species, either.

Something I try to encourage with that 'maids are olev' thing.

>> No.17977345

>>17977109
If you take Dragonia in count, finding a Dragon waifu is easy as fuck.

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Reminder that maintenance is important

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>>17977276
>>17977297
>It's alright husband, you can relax now. You're safe.
>Shhhhh. That's a good boy.
>Let me just, stroke your hair softly while I hold you.
>Doesn't that feel nice? My claws running through your hair gently, while my other paw holds you close against me?
>Just lie still for me. Close your eyes, little one. It's time to relax.
>Press your head against my chest and listen to my heartbeat.
>That's it, sweetheart.
>I won't leave you. I'll hold you as long as it takes.

>>17977279
You deserve better, Anon. I'm truly sorry you feel that way.

>>17977299
>I wish I had a cute cheshire to make me laugh, or a kikimora to pat my head, or an Anubis to call me a good boy, or a salamander to praise me for all my hard work.
You're describing Heaven. All of them would love you more than you can dream.

We're all here for you, Anon. I can't know the magnitude of what you're going through, but I really hope it starts to improve.

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>>17977321
As long as I can laugh, I'm immortal.
Don't worry about me. Thank you though. I just wish I had the money for a therapist so I didn't have to blurt my feelings to everyone like an attention whore, but they're so fucking expensive. Even working full-time I'm too poor to afford one. Thank you, Anon. Thank you.

>> No.17977361

Can you ever truely desmug a Cheshire
Can you change a MG's nature?
or atleast temper it?

>> No.17977372

How much of a connection would your average monster girl need as a kids to start a childhood friend experience? i just remembered somethings I haven't remembered in years.

>> No.17977374

>>17977361
>Hug a Cheshire from behind while she does the dishes and watch her squirm as you tell her how much you love her.
>Watch her go full on red when you say that you're so glad you married her!
>Look her in the eye and ask her if she wants to hold hands and make a baby.

That's the only way I know of to de-smug a cheshire.

>> No.17977381

>>17977361
give her a false positive pregnancy test

>> No.17977383

>>17977372
Probably have to exchange glances at a young age to start it. Everything afterwards is just like putting superglue on a pile of marshmallows.

>> No.17977391

>>17977383
It would be adorable to interview monster girls with a {childhood friend} and ask if they like anyone and why.

>> No.17977409

>>17975140
You could wearing a fedora, growing out a neckbeard and say 'euphoria' a lot.

>> No.17977411
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Question, what sounds more interesting in a WW2 monstergirl setting?

Legitimate geo-political disputes involving things like territory and overpopulation/immigration.

OR

Secret monster cult trying to turn mamano back into true monsters by invoking their original bloodlust through political engineering and shadow governments.

I'm trying to not go full edge-lord this time around. But IF I'm trying to go more MGE setting based than before, I want to make sure my head's screwed on right.

>> No.17977418

>>17977411
The first one, if done well.

>> No.17977419

>>17977411
I like my geo-politcal disputes has well has world-building. I also like the second idea because some monsters must not be happy with having a succubutt in charge. I think the first one with a sprinkle of the second sounds good. I'm more of a sci-fi fan.

>> No.17977434

>>17977356
>Wow, somebody's gone to town on this model's box!
>It's gonna need some sensitivity adjustments.
>Hmm... Better set it to virgin, and just give her a test...
>"KYAA!!?~"
>Perfect!

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>>17977391
>Interview Hellhound Grade-schooler
"I really like that blonde kid next door. He's really funny!"

"What's so funny about him?"

"He's so weak! He can't throw a ball or run around at all!"

"So he's funny because he's bad at sports?"

"No, it's funny 'cus he's so cute. I have to hold his hand when we cross the street 'cus he mght get hit by a car."

"Do you like holding hands with that boy?"

"Yep, I'm like his big sister! He can't do anything without me. It makes me really happy whenever he asks for my help. I'm even taller than him!"

MY HEART

>> No.17977448

>>17977316
>That night, the Vampire refuses to let anon go home and insists that he spends the night with her at her house.
>She just wants someone to cuddle to help get over the stomachache.

>> No.17977455

>>17977418
Well then it's a real shame I'm an unskilled writefag, cus there is so much room for botches with that approach. then again, there's always a shit ton of room for fuck ups.

>>17977419
I was thinking of doing both either way, but how do I put all that information in without rambling? If I do it through dialogue, it suffers from jrpg syndrome and goes to a steaming pile of shit, if I do it through exposition I sound too much like Tolkien. (Or at least my understanding of Tolkien) How do I weave stuff in, Anon?

>> No.17977461

>>17977438
>No Hellhound to lazily slump on top of you in her PJs and share her body heat with you.
>She'll never start not wearing anything at all when you two are teenagers.

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GOOD NIGHT THREAD. I'M OFF TO DREAM OF CUDDLY KIKIS AND FUNCTIONING CAPS LOCK KEYS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>> No.17977470

>>17977461
I want to have a sleepover with the fire-doge!

>> No.17977480

>>17977438
>>17977391
>>17977461
>>17977470
Monstergirls and their childhood friends are so cute. That special early age where monstergirls start developing their sexuality and are also navigating being close friends with a human.

>> No.17977490

>>17977470
Would you want her to pat the bed and then pull the covers over the two of you before snuggling you?

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>>17977438
A tomboy Hellhound childhood friend would be the best.

>> No.17977494

>>17977492
Would you want her to take your first kiss while you take a bite of ice cream to "steal" it.

>> No.17977496

>>17977490
Yeah, especially if she's wearing pajamas for maximum comfy.
they're aren't enough pictures of monstergirls in pajamas

>> No.17977499

>>17977480
I wonder if a monstergirl's first kiss at a young age "activates" her.

>> No.17977500

>>17977496
>they're
Alright, bed for real now. Clearly I need it.

>> No.17977504

>>17977496
>Anon falls asleep almost every day with his Hellhound childhood friend snuggling him.
>Over time the sound of her tail thumping against the bed becomes associated with comfort and sleep in his mind.

>> No.17977516

>>17977499
>Be childhood friends with a cutiepie kind Tentacle
>She's sweet as a pie and kind as one too
>Playful, silly, girly, and overall just a nice friend
>One day when you're both 12 she goes on a camping trip with you
>there, late at night after the grownups have gone to sleep, you and her sneak off to the moonlit lake to play some games and have some fun
>One thing leads to another, and timidly under the moonlight you lean in and give her a kiss while holding her tentacle arms
>You think its the perfect moment and start to pull away to see her reaction-
>-only to find her tentacles have very firmly suddenly wrapped themselves around your arm
>Another one has found its way to the back of your head and is pushing you deeper into the kiss
>Her cute whimpery moans in your mouth have turned into deeper, sensual, sexy moans
>and several of your tentacles (did she always have this many?!) are attacking the front of your pants
>you open your eyes to find that hers are open as well, but something's... different
>Her eyes are still definitely hers, and still as cute and lovely as before, but... its like they have a new spark in them, a sort of fire underneath
>Your suspicions are confirmed when her long, aphrodisiac-emitting and highly dexterous tongue starts feeling around your mouth, almost like she's tasting for something, or that its like some sort of feeding thing for her
>When she does so, it only makes the tentacles undoing your belt work faster and more frantically, like they suddenly had a real purpose thrust on them
>As they finally tear your pants off and all lunge at once at your exposed front and a plethora of others wrap around your legs, arms, and chest with various appendages spreading out and starting to work on feeling and massaging and erotically contacting your body, you realize that from this day forward, things are going to be a bit different with your childhood friend

>> No.17977570
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>>17977494
>You meet up with your Hellhound childhood friend to hang out
>When you meet up with her downtown, you notice she has an ice cream cone
>She rubs it in your face
>"Hehe, it's mint chocolate chip, your favorite flavor, in a waffle cone too!"
>You're pretty sure she did this just to bug you
>You ask if you can have some
>"No way man, come on don't be like that, the ice cream place is just a couple blocks away!"
>You just wanna get back at her for taunting you with your favorite ice cream
>You grab her arm, and before she can react you scoop up a decent amount of the ice cream with your tongue
>You stick your tongue out showing the glob of minty ice cream to her
>She's visibly irritated
>Before you can swallow, she suddenly grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you in close
>She gives you a devious grin
>"I'm going to get my ice cream back."
>She forces her lips over yours and plunges her tongue deep into your mouth, licking at the ice cream in your mouth as it and the little chocolate chunks melt over each of your tongues
>She releases you shortly after
>Green melted ice cream covering both of your lips
>You're dumbstruck
>She grins at you and licks her lips
>Her tail is wagging very fast
>She suddenly looks very giddy
>"You have no idea how long I've been wanting to do that."
>She takes your hand in one of her big fluffy paws
>"Come on, let's go get you some ice cream."

>> No.17977582

I want to visit a Greater Demon of Greed's treasure vault, and gasp in awe at all the gold, jewels and gems she's obtained. With so much wealth in sight it would make a Dragon blush.

>> No.17977587

>>17977582
All the gold in the world isn't anywhere near as comfortable as the bed of the greater demon of sloth.

>> No.17977590

>>17977582
>>17977587
You're both wrong. Nothing compares to the squishy, soft and warm bliss to fully lay on that awaits in the Greater Demon of Gluttony's room.

And the bed is nice too.

>> No.17977592

>>17977587
It's got to be a very plush bed. The kind you just sink into.

>> No.17977600

>>17977592
>Sloth tells you you can leave whenever you want, she's too bored and lazy to care
>You can't as the bed is practically alive, sucking you into the center

>> No.17977602

>>17977570
I'd imagine she'd be walking with a bit more sway in her hips after that?

>> No.17977607

>>17977455
I don't know what to tell you besides write first, then edit afterwards.

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>>17977602
Oh yes, with her tail swaying to and fro along with her hips.

>> No.17977617

>>17977613
It's finally colored.

Don't want to mess with that hound.

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>Yosh! Let's try our best today, farmhand!

>> No.17977646

>>17977570
If I smear ice cream on her nose, would she try to lap it up with her tongue?

>> No.17977649

>>17977582
>>17977587
>>17977590
A harem with them all, that's the true Devil's playground.
I wonder if they'd call you Satan or Lucy as a cute husband pet name if you somehow managed to get the true ultra best ending where they all get along and love you.

>> No.17977651

>>17977646
>Hellhound trying to lick ice cream off her nose with her long canid tongue
That'd be really cute to see.

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>>17977645
That's the spirit! The early bird gets the worm!

>> No.17977657

>>17977649
Who gets the first kiss and who gets the last between Pride and Envy?

>> No.17977659

>>17974874
Go on, I like bugs.

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Buttslut spiders.

>> No.17977663

>>17977659
>Start playing the flute and caroling down the street
>The Soldier Beetle picks up her glaive and shield and marches in time with a bouncy step, even 'hup two three four'ing to herself to keep cadence
>The Mantis keeps peeking left and right trying to get a better view, going forward a few steps then stopping, then forward a few steps then stopping, and so on as she is just so curious
>The moth happily skips and flutters, dancing and twirling in time which spreads her dust everywhere
>When finally out of town, stop playing the music and turn to face the trio
>The beetle stands at attention, ready to receive orders of some kind and kuublushing
>The mantis crouches in anticipation like something is going to happen, her eyes darting about
>The moth happily jumps and claps a bit, then wiggles in place as she waits to see if you'll start playing again
That's all really. Just cute bug girls.

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This is your new wing leader, say something nice about her.

>> No.17977669

>>17977663
So what are you going to do with these charmed chitin clad companions?

>> No.17977673

>>17977666
She's so smoking hot I'd swear she was pulled out of an infernal pit of flames!

>> No.17977675

>>17977673
Please ignore her upside down crucifix, it's ironic.

>> No.17977677

>>17977669
I dunno.
Give them some food I guess.
Maybe give them hugs if they want em.

Guess that's fine.

>> No.17977678

>>17977677
You're awfully lacking in ambition for a bard who can command the forces of nature like that.

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>>17977645
>Ywn work with a tomboy Holst that gives you titjobs during break to help deal with your sexual frustration

>> No.17977695

>>17977678
Siiiiiiiiiigh.

>"To the Beau warrior Beetle, I bestow a boon upon her blade and buckler, that she should never balk at any foe or fiend that tries to tussle with her. And of course, an apple, so ripe and fresh, much like the lady of it's reception, a gorgeous tulip hidden gently under a pale guise of stoic snow"
>"To the fierce mantis, I bestow the deliverance of destiny, and delineate all decisions of her love and longing to a man who shall stumble upon her in the most unexpected of circumstances, circumventing any conflict of loneliness until she learns to love and let her life be taken in the full throes of passion, and an acorn to go with it- A hard shell and rough texture but a sweet nut to those with the palette for it on the inside."
>"And to the Moth, the manifestation of motherhood and maturity is her most meaningful gift, given and gave, bestowed to one brave enough to warrant want of many, many children, enough to satisfy even the good lady's urges undoubtedly eternal and everlasting, and a chocolate bar to bite and munch, simply because the lady does seem so very sweet."

Then I pat their heads.

>> No.17977698

>>17977695
>Siiiiiiiiiigh.
Dude if you don't enjoy playing with bugs don't bring it up, gee willikers.

>> No.17977701

>>17977698
Did the pied piper enjoy the rats? No, he just had to move them out of town and may have enjoyed the whimsy of the moment and seeing how they reacted.

Plus its late now nigga and that post was like 12 hours old damn

>> No.17977708

>>17977701
The difference here is that the pied piper thought he was getting paid, you're doing this out of love for insects. Right?
>Pied Piper kidnapping Giant Mice to build a harem of mindless slaves
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>> No.17977721

>>17977708
Nah. I just think it'd be cute to see em follow along.
I'm more of a plant guy.

>> No.17977750

>>17977662
Atlach-Nachas love to have all of their orifices violated, they are complete sluts.
I bet that they even beg for kisses when their venom is nullified.

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>>17977721
Can you charm plants with a flute?

>> No.17977773

>>17977770
It would be so cute to feed that big plant while chatting up with the girl.
Don't smell her flower though, that'd make her blush.

>> No.17977783

>>17977773
Flowers are for sniffing tho.

>> No.17977788

>>17977783
Don't ignore the significance it has for its owner.
If you smell a girl's flower you better go through with it and not give her false hopes.

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>train with lizards and sallys to get swol for your dragon waifu that you dream of
>They're sympathetic with your plight
>Years go by
>You're now level 896 after beating down every village and settlement on local continent
>Finally decide to find a dragon
>Go to her cave
>break through wall
>just as she's doing her daily naked swim in her gold pile
>"OH YEAH"

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>>17977788
Go through with what? Pollination?

>> No.17977799

>>17977791
>naked swim in her gold pile
Okay so
>try not to laugh
>laugh a lot

>> No.17977808

>>17977791
>When you were young you saw that Dragon fight off a Wurm who was rampaging in your village
>Her proud stature, stern tone, shining scale and flowing hair all made you fall in love with her
>You spent your whole youth idolizing her and thinking about the epic confrontation you'd have when you grow up
>"I have to get stronger than a Wurm!" you repeated to yourself and your entourage everyday
>The elders all thoughts you were a fool for worshiping the Dragon who demands gold and jewels for protection just like a gangster
>That didn't stop you from dictating your life around your love for her
>Now that you've seen what she does in her private time you think that perhaps the elders were right all along

>> No.17977813

>>17977808
To overcome the Wurm, one must live as the Wurms do. Go dig a tunnel with your bare hands!

>> No.17977818

>>17977666
Hey captain! Want to join the mile high club?!

>> No.17977819

>>17977797
Exactly.
Pollinate her enough make the bees know their work is no longer needed.

>>17977813
That's the kind of anime training that makes no sense, but would actually have insane results.

>> No.17977837

>>17977808
>The love of your llife just stares at you
>You stare back
>There's a super awkward silence between the two of you as you stand there
>"Hello, I'm Anon!"
>"Hello Anon, I'm Dad!" you hear an old voice shout from the back room

>> No.17977842

>>17977750
Yeah but what about one that likes it in the arse specifically?

>> No.17977843

>>17977819
What kind of crazy training regimes can you have with MGs?

>> No.17977856
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>>17977808
Dragons must be feared, but respected for the protection they offer your village.

Remember that life under the rule of a tyrannical Dragon who demands monthly tribute, is always more preferable than being conquered by a large P'Orc horde, or swarmed by an Undead Army.

>> No.17977860

>>17977837
Not only does she act like uncle scrooge, she also lives with her parents?
That has to be the most shameless Dragon.

>>17977843
Working with the Giant Ants.
Hunting with Amazons.
Catching up a Cockatrice.
Swimming with a Mershark.
Etc...

>> No.17977864

>>17977856
I'd like to live on a continent ruled by Dragon queens, Orc warchiefs, Lich overlords, Dark Elf mistresses and Vampire clans. The bad girls won, woo!

>> No.17977869

>>17977864
What if a Monster Girl heroine appears in your town, maybe a hot-headed Salamander, or a confident Dhampir, who promises to free your village?

>> No.17977871

>>17977842
You pick her up and breed her butt until you've filled it enough for her to admit that she actually likes it.

>>17977856
Tyrant Dragons are a necessary evil. Without them small human towns and villages would quickly turn into small monster town and villages.

>> No.17977874

>>17977869
They're probably just at that age, it'll pass.

>> No.17977908
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17977908

>>17977689
>"D-Dont take this the wrong way, partner. I just think it'd be mighty hard to work with all this beef bulging out of yer pant. Now, don't hold back. Shoot all o' that hot milk all over my breasts."

>> No.17977917

>>17977908
Tsuncow's breasts get larger everytime I see them.

>> No.17977918

Personally I'd prefer to live under a Pharaoh.

>> No.17977921
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>>17977918
Oh silly anon! You say such weird things sometimes!

>> No.17977922

>>17977918
Well, most of the desert girls are really nice.

>> No.17977928

>>17977918
Back-breaking labor under her Anubis right-hand.

>> No.17977931

>>17977917
That's the way tsun cows work. The more they deny their feelings the bigger their breasts get.

>> No.17977933

>>17977921
Away grapist. You will not deny me hot chocolate ruler.

>> No.17977938

>>17977931
All that pent-up milk, from refusing to be milked by farmhands I see.

Tsuncows produce very high yields when milked, Holst farmers take note.

>> No.17977940

>>17977938
It's usually very rich and heavy milk too, as the watery parts are reabsorbed and leave the nutritious parts to build up and make it thicker over time.

>> No.17977944

>>17977922
Pharaohs are too high and mighty
Anubis are annoying with their schedule and hard work
Mummies are mindless rapists
Apophis are glorified Lamias
Sphinxes are annoying with their riddles
Khepris are all around great
Sandwurm gobble you up and won't let you go
Girtablilus are for extreme masochist anons only

>Ghouls also reside in the desert region
Since when? That explains their brown skin but I never knew they came from there.

>> No.17977948

>>17977938
>>17977940
Most of the milk end up going to the farm hand though.

Because he's so pathetically weak and skinny of course. It's other because she likes him, she just wants him to stop being so weak so he can help out more.

>> No.17977966

>>17977948
>Tsuncow forcing a cute little city boy to drink from her bountiful bosom
How lewd.

>> No.17977968

>>17977966
>Drink it! Damn it! I need you to taste it!

>> No.17977971

>>17977966
It's also cute to see her try and keep a disgusted expression while her face is red and she's suppressing a moan.

>> No.17977973

>>17977871
You also have those nice guardian dragons that protects and watches over villages and gets donations from the people living there. Those are cute

>> No.17978034

>>17977973
Do the Guardian Dragons wear some sort of color co-ordinated uniforms?

Can I get one of their autograph?
Maybe on my chest?

>> No.17978035
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>>17977944
How would an Anubis react to her husband suddenly falling in depression?

Or is it "getting a depression"? Or "catching a depression"? English's weird.

>> No.17978046
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17978046

>>17977944
>Anubis are annoying

>> No.17978058

>>17978035
The usual way people describe it is 'falling into' depression. And yes, it is very weird.

>> No.17978064

>>17978058
Strange. You catch most sicknesses, but you fall in depression, like it's some kind of pitfall.
... actually, that may make sense to compare it to a pitfall.

>> No.17978070

>>17978046
That's a tall Anubutt.

>> No.17978077
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17978077

How degenerate am I that I want my heavily pregnant waifu to bounce up and down on my cock as she breastfeeds two of your baby daughterus?

>> No.17978085

>>17978077
>two of your baby daughterus?
>your
Extremely, don't steal people's children for your weird kinks!

>> No.17978097

>>17978077
>How degenerate am I that I want my heavily pregnant waifu to bounce up and down on my cock as she breastfeeds
>two of your baby daughterus?
>two of your baby daughterus?

You can fuck right off

>> No.17978109

>>17978034
Not the ones that are on their own. The royal dragon guards do though, with their white and blue with some yellow decorarions uniforms. The color can deoend on the region too.

I guess they can sign something, but dking so on your chest is too weird and will leave the one that does it distracted.

>> No.17978118

>>17978077
Thank god my daughterus aren't babies

>> No.17978121

>>17978070
She probably the Pharaoh's head bodyguard as well as her advisor.

>> No.17978141

Are monstergirls in modern settings ruined forever?

>> No.17978146

>>17978141
Why on earth would they be ruined, because there's one or two anime/manga in a modern setting that goes against your personal tastes?

>> No.17978199

>>17978085
Sorry, Anon, but it's too late. My typo has turned me into a criminal and now I have to double down and start kidnapping daughterus.

>> No.17978226

>>17978199
I remember an anon saying he was going to kidnap my daughteru and he ended up being raped by waifu's zombie dragon yandere sister.

>> No.17978267

What boards would your waifu post on?
>Cursed Sword waifu
>/k/

>> No.17978268

>>17978267
>gremlin waifu
>/d/

>> No.17978271

>>17978267
>Kobold waifu
Probably nowhere, if I have to choose one though it'd be /d/.

>> No.17978301
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17978301

Do you prefer to be constantly roaming around the world having adventures with your waifu or simply have a quiet life settling down with her?

>> No.17978314
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17978314

what if that one yandere girl was actually in a beauty and the beast type situation?

>> No.17978315

>>17978301
The adventure is to find my waifu

>> No.17978320

>>17978301
Both.

>> No.17978327

>>17978301
I like to imagine the world of mge to be fuck huge filled with adventures, so I'd go on adventures and things like that before an after meeting her, settling down a bit only when we get a daughteru.

>> No.17978331

>>17978267
>heavy, cuddlecat tier cheshire
>shitposts on /tg/

I would love my adorable nerd cat, even if she keeps posting about 'NPC races' in the 40k threads.

>> No.17978336

>>17978327
What about slaves? Imagine being a human race, your only comfort being a female dragon gladiator.
And then you're sold to another owner, and you're moved to another country. Years later, after you finally bought back your freedom, you find a young dragon passed out in your garden, so you take her home and feed her some eggs, and she tells you she's looking for her father who was sold several decades ago, lamenting how her mother died without seeing him ever again.

>> No.17978337
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17978337

>>17978301
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

>> No.17978340

>>17978301
Adventure and finding her/the harem along the way before settling down.

>> No.17978346

>>17978336
This hurts a bit because waifu is a dragon, but then again
>not getting good with gladiator waifu
>not backstabbinh the person who bought you
>not running fleeing back to you wife

>> No.17978353

>>17978340
>yfw you find out the unassuming farmer you've been buying your sweet potatoes from was once the demon lords top lieutenant.

>> No.17978355

>>17978301
Settle down, easily. Maybe the odd adventure for a vacation.

>> No.17978356

>>17978346
>implying all men are Conan
I was more thinking of a man too old to be a gladiator and too tired of killing, so working as an instructor, with the dragon being a pupil rather than a wife.

>> No.17978361

>>17978353
Yep, although how I got them, I don't know.
>High level, unassuming succubutt that was once a high level lieutenant
>Strongfat, motherly P'Orc that likes to cook was once a fearsome warlord
>Huge War Golem plowing the fields with a small smile and covered in birds was an automated defense for some cursed city.
>Extra milky, extra busty dark mage was once a terrifying sorceress queen.

That would be fun.

>> No.17978373

>>17978356
t's his fault for not having enough sex with his wife, If he did he would turn into and incubus and GET SHIT DONE.

>> No.17978377

>>17978373
But I can make my Cadfael references, can I?

>> No.17978388

>>17978377
Sure you can.
But I like the idea of his wife being human far more, then she dies just to come back to him as a zombie.

>> No.17978406

>>17978388
But I liked the idea of the dragon daughter coming back once he's an old man, and getting a tragic reminder that humans are so feeble.
She eventually stays with him until he dies of old age, and she sets out to go on another adventure, now completely alone.

>> No.17978436

>>17978406
Well there can be such endings in mge... If you are a FAAAG who doesn't eat dragon puss daily.

>> No.17978450

>>17978267
>Dark Mage waifu
>/x/, but mostly to troll it with unworkable rituals and spells
>/v/ (I would hopefully get her into videogames if she isn't already after all)
>any board where there's smut

>> No.17978456

>>17978301
>sample
This annoys me more than it should.

>> No.17978459

>>17978301
Quiet life in the middle of nowhere. I want the comfy life.

>> No.17978477

>>17978436
You won't take my tragedy away from me!

>> No.17978490

>>17978267
>Valkyrie
>avatarfags as christ-tan on /pol/
>shitposts on /k/
>lurks /ck/ for advice that she'll never follow
>browses /d/ corruption threads

>> No.17978496

>>17978267
better yet
what kind of youtube channels would they have?

>> No.17978505

I want to be the fit husband for a big, soft monster girl.

>> No.17978511
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17978511

>>17978477
Lizardgirls are better for tragic stuff than dragons.

>> No.17978515

>>17978496
>Cursed Sword
>Runs a weapons channel mainly focusing on bladed weapons similar to Skallagrim's channel

>> No.17978517

>>17978511
>Crippled, overweight lizardman that can't fight due to an old injury
Tragic.

>> No.17978521

>>17978496
Someone covered this earlier
>>17974904

>> No.17978525

>>17978517
>blind lizard daughter

>> No.17978529

>>17978517
Tags: stomach_grab, plump, nyotaimori, paizuri, yandere, bondage, pregnancy

>> No.17978532

>>17978529
Are you turning her yandere?
Either way, that's a good end.

>> No.17978566

>>17978511
>mere female lizards are better for tragic stuff than mere female lizards

>> No.17978591

>>17977770
She's not gonna use that plant on you, is she?

>> No.17978604
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17978604

How do I get these lolis to leave me alone? They keep trying to get me into their van with promises of beer and classic rock cds, and I'm not falling for that a fifth time.

>> No.17978613

>>17978604
>fifth time
>he's succumbed to the loli poon four times already
You may as well just marry them and have them move in.

>> No.17978620

>>17978604
They're elins, you sick fuck.

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>>17977356
there's a cleaner version of that pic

>> No.17978646
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>> No.17978650

>>17978646
was that whole kf fiasco with the director get resolved?

>> No.17978654
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17978654

How to win any arguement with an anubis.

Step 1: Yell "I'm taking you to the vet!"
This will trigger the fight or flight response in your anubis, flustering her.

Step 2: While she's stunned, run around behind her and pin down her arms with a bearhug.

Step 3: Push her into the kitchen table or any other nearby surface and bend her over it. Use rest of body weight to hold her down and remove arms.

Step 4: Remove all clothing from leg area.

Step 5: Yell "It's time for your shots!" This will send your anubis into a panic and will distract her.

Step 6: Jam it into her smelly hole. (No lube required)

Step 7: Thrust

Step 8: Inject

Step 9: Repeat steps 7 and 8 until Anubis can no longer stand up.

Step 10: Kiss on cheek and princess carry your anubis to bed.

Step 11: Tuck in and cuddle.

>> No.17978717

>>17978654
Please note : this doesn't work with hellhounds.

>> No.17978719
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17978719

I need a smug alp

>> No.17978721

>>17978717
Hellhounds are the type to hold a grudge after "losing" to you in bed. She'll remember it and rape you back twice as hard.

>> No.17978725

>>17978721
They can't lose to you. I tried yelling "I'm taking you to the vet!" to my hellhound, she pounced me and raped me. Even as I type, I'm still being awfully raped.

>> No.17978729

What if you got a bunch of Large Mice and tied their tails together?
Would that make a Rat Queen, capable of supernatural control over rodents, a hundred mice in one mind? A single rat, greater then the sum of its parts?

>> No.17978736

>>17978725
>Tell a hellhound you're taking her to the vet
>She rapes you so hard that you can't walk

>> No.17978741

>>17978725
>>17978736
I assumed you would need a monstergirl to be the vet
which monstergirl would be a monster vet?

>> No.17978742

>>17978736
HONEY
GET THE WHEELCHAIR

>> No.17978746

>>17978725
> Tell a unicorn that you're taking her to the vet
> She says " I am the vet! "

> Centaur waifu breaks leg
> have to take her to the vet
> vet says there's only one thing to do with a horse with a broken leg
> tell centaur waifu that you're taking her to the glue factory
> take her on a delightful tour of the glue factory while her leg is in a cast, afterwards get dinner

>> No.17978748
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17978748

Reminder that confiscating an anubutt's legos should be a last resort punishment

>> No.17978751

>>17978736
>then she yells happily "I'm taking you to the doctor!"

>>17978746
>gremlin wife get hurt
>"I'm taking you to the crapyard!"
>she ends up bringing a lot of metal scrap back home to tinker with them

>> No.17978765
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17978765

>>17978719
Not an Alp person but I have an undeniable urge to fuck cog.

>> No.17978770

>>17978765
It's the smug

>> No.17978776
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17978776

>>17978765
Not a pedo but I'd fuck that loli's bumhole until she's humble.

>> No.17978781
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17978781

someone please explain KC's recent twitter post since I cant read moon

>> No.17978782

>>17978776
Can't be smug with a throatfull of cock.

>> No.17978783

>>17978776
>not a pedo
>fuck that loli's bumhole

pick one

>> No.17978787

>>17978781
That's a nice blackguard you have there.
Would be a real shame if someone called her cute.

>> No.17978793
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17978793

>>17978781
>Knight
>Pale white skin
>knife ears
>succubutt
>Womb tattoo
>White hair
>Pony tail
>thicc

MY DICK WASN'T READY FOR THIS.

>> No.17978794

>>17978781
Who that

>> No.17978799
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17978799

>I'll help you clean the house! He he he.

>> No.17978804

>>17978781
use google, faget
It's one of DL's knights, there will be a book about all DL's knights

>> No.17978805

>>17978783
I pick two.

>> No.17978809

>>17978794
A Dark Knight. Could be a new species of a Succubus or something. They roam around post-invasion Lescatie.

>> No.17978811

>>17978781
He's worldbuilding. That's one of the knights of Lescatie after Druella corrupted the kingdom.

>> No.17978816

>>17978781
What a qt. Would fight.

>> No.17978818

>>17978781
Is she single?

>> No.17978820

>>17978781
Ooooooooooooh.

>> No.17978822

>>17978811
There's another profile like in fallen maidens in there too. Probably a knight who got in Druella's way.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/936982872128241665

>> No.17978825

>>17978822
are those "canon" them?

>> No.17978826

>>17978811
Thank you for the brief explanation

>> No.17978831
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17978831

>>17978781
>>17978822
KC's doing good work.
>Lushian Sausure
Lucienne S'ousle? Name sounds French.

>> No.17978834

>>17978825
It's expanding on Lescatie so I think it's canon.

>> No.17978837
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>>17978834
Forgot pic

>> No.17978840

>WG3 sabbath is delayed again
JUST
U
S
T

>> No.17978846

>>17978781
>>17978822
>>17978825
Canon.
>co-authored official book!

>> No.17978848

>>17978840
It'll be released after KC's Bapho waifu opens the portals. The world described in the guide is Earth.

>> No.17978851

>>17978818
She got corrupted when Druella invaded Lescatie so she probably took a husband already.

There could be single ones though.

>> No.17978853

>>17978837
The white haired one deserves gallons of cum in her womb.

>> No.17978872

>>17978840
>sabbath delayed
>meaning future profiles are delayed
Wake me up.

>> No.17978878

>>17978837
>that Wilma
She's perfect

>> No.17978879

>>17978872
inside or when september ends

>> No.17978882

>>17978837
all three of them have lewd-cheshireface syndrome

>> No.17978886

>>17978837
Anyone know how I can acquire a copy of the book? They only ship inside japan it seems.

>> No.17978889

>>17978886
You could go to Japan and open a PO box

>> No.17978907

>>17978889
that would require lots of money I don't have, anon.

>> No.17978911

>>17978314
Explain further.

>> No.17978922

>>17978831

These profiles really show how sexually repressed the Order is. They preach about chasity yet can't help but dress up in lewd outfits, exposing their thighs for all the men to see. It's no wonder they turn into massive sluts when they get monsterized. They're holding back an avalanche of lust.

>> No.17978927

>>17978922
exposed navel might as well be a corruption bullseye.

>> No.17978937

>>17978911
like maybe the moth is a cursed noblewoman that can only become human again if she gets a man to love her,
the artist did draw a human version of her,

>> No.17978947

>>17978314
He released the bad end?

>> No.17978949
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True or False
Brown girls are made for anal and cum stuffing.

>> No.17978955
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>>17978361
>"Alright, I'm not working another day until you all admit who you really are!"
>"Who we really WERE, shuga, it ain't like that no mo-"
>"Fine, but I need to know!"

>Succubus sighs and steps up in her overalls and straw hat while undoing the tie in her hair
>She snaps her fingers, and in that instant her hair becomes wild and flowing down to her ankles, magically floating in the air, she gains a foot in height almost all in her legs bayonetta style, her eyes become a deep and living red with black sclerea, her wings become sharp and with a massive wingspan, and her horns curl and extend like the fearsome demons of yore as her outfit also changes into that of a sexy, slutty and yet imposing officer with countless decorations and medals
>"Calypso was my name, leader of the armies of the western front, demon commander of a thousand campaigns, emissary arch-succubus of the lilim Druella, first lieutenant of blah blah blah blah-"
>She suddenly looks much less imposing as she awkwardly covers her chest a bit while rubbing her own arm
>"-is that enough, hon? I really don't think any of us have time for the full twenty minute title drop."

>P'Orc is next, usually clad in a cute sundress that hides most of her figure and makes her look more fat than strong
>She timidly pulls it off, revealing huge, packing muscle underneath, and both countless scars and tribal tattoos that crudely depict brutal acts of war, then pulls out a bag of holding and removes from it a gargantuan battleaxe, almost comically big to the point it towers over the succubus, but easily twirls it in one hand and then flips it up in the air before catching it and hoisting it over her back, slicking her hair back into a wild and fearsome look as you notice her enchanted barbarian bra and panties underneath
>"Shuga, I told you this ain't me no more, but if you gotta know, they used to call me Grelda the Gutter. Like Cally here, I ain't gonna bore ya with all them tattoos and what they mean, but lets just say if any stray P'Orcs walkin by saw me showin' em off like this I'd have no choice but start up another ol' Waaagh- and I ain't got no time to explain that either, shuga, so don't even ask!"

>The golem, often the most quiet and timid of the bunch, calmly brings her finger up to the little birds on her shoulders and one by one has them hop on and sets them down on the ground
>Which is good, because what happens next turns her shoulders into mounted weapon devices revealing enormous magic cannons, her runes across her body twirling and shifting as her eyes become almost soulless looking, weapons and horrifying blades and such sprouting out all over her to make it such that she looks less a girl and more a true walking horror of war
>"...I used to guard Rhet'yahn, the city cursed by the Fire Mushroom, from intruders. That's all. I much prefer the birds now. Please don't make me do this again."

>Finally the Dark Mage saunters forward, but no noticeable physical change occurs to her
>"Hi anon, and anon and anon! Sorry this is all taking so long. I guess you could assume I'm sort of at that powerlevel that transcends dimensions. If you were expecting a firework show, uh, maybe imagine a storm of portals whirling around me as I explore the countless realities in the multiverse? Something like that. Hang in there! Portals soon, I promise!"
>You look behind you to try and find who she apparently was talking to only to find empty space, then look back at her inquisitively
>"Uh, don't worry about it. Point is, I'm Daria. That name maybe means some things some places, but I've just studied magic for a long time is all. How long? Um... well that's hard to answer because I'd have to factor in stopped and alternate flows of time, soo... fffforever?"

>They all face you with amused yet slightly annoyed faces as you're taken aback by their immense power gathered in one place
>"Happy now?!"

>> No.17978967

>>17978922
When do adventurers/heroes in fantasy settings NOT dress like sluts? The human warriors in MGE lack the spirit of deus vult, no wonder they all immediedly get tempted into corruption or get talked into defecting by the first monster they meet. They're all just a bunch of shonen protagonist doormats.

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I waa just seeing this Gravity Falls episode and came to the conclusion that
>Giffany was 100% right
She just wanted to save his husbando from 3DPDs

>> No.17978977

>>17978974
>Gravity Falls
I really liked that show, but I skipped that episode entirely,
you know why.

>> No.17978983

>>17978922
The stories are exactly that. There's actually a modicum of surprisingly deep stuff about some of the girls' backstories that make their monsterization much more sympathetic. Some were abused by their mothers etc.
People see corruption as this evil unsettling thing but as far as the individual stories that have been told involving it it very clearly takes on the air of 'humans are the real monsters sometimes' which makes it more a positive, purifying process.

>> No.17978997

>>17978977
>you know why.
Why?

>> No.17978998

>>17978997
hits too close to home

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>>17978937
I'd almost rather some poor Anon teaching a Regura-style Mantis that eating people isn't okay unless it's the D.

>> No.17979013

>>17978983

Corruption is still unsettling, deliberately so when you look at some of the designs such as shy princess from Fallen Maidens. It's just that when you live a shitty life as a human, it's easy to fall into temptation. It's pretty much the theme of Lescatie.

>> No.17979020

>>17978974
JUST MONIKA

>> No.17979023

>>17978840
Delayed but also confirmed to have 1.5x as much content as previous World Guides so it's not all bad.

>>17978872
This is the true tragedy, especially after the streak of great girls we got (aside from forgettable weasel)

>> No.17979024

Are vampires for stuffing with blood or love juice?

>> No.17979025

How do you subtly show your monster girl love? There isn't really a symbol for the genre besides that heart, but then you end up looking like a JoJo character.

>> No.17979026

>>17979025
By being mindful about her.

>> No.17979031

>>17979025
Do a mating dance.

>> No.17979032

>>17979025
Glass bottles labeled "doppleganger potion" sitting on your bookshelf?

>> No.17979037

>>17979024
Both.
I want her to get fat off my blood, then even fatter off my cum.
Figuratively of course.
Mostly. Kinda.

>> No.17979049

>>17979037
You horrid thing!
Give her a squeeze when she’d pouting in the mirror

>> No.17979053

>>17979024
Vampires are for stuffing in a dungeon and left forgotten.

>> No.17979056

>>17979037
I will buy her pretty loose dresses if she gets bigger! and maybe treat her more often

>> No.17979062

>>17978848
>Sabbath gets to earth first
Just fuck my shit up why don't you. Who's with me in joining the Hathorite resistance?

>> No.17979068

>>17979062
I'm fighting to my last breath or until I see a thick one-san.

>> No.17979070

>>17979049
Anon

vampires are invisible on mirrors

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>>17979062
The shipgirls will save us!

>> No.17979087

>>17978983<