Monster Girl Thread

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Last thread of 2017, let's make it count!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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I want to hug and pet my little Kobold daughteru!

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Remember that the best new years celebration you can have with your waifu is to mating press her all night long in the hopes of knocking her up.

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>>18133146
But then you'll miss the fireworks!

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Is there a translation of this?

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Dark Mages a best!
Please let the portals be this year, I want to be a titty monster Dark Mage's familiar so much.

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BIG vampires sucking you dry on new years eve!

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>>18133163
>Zero no Tsukaima except it's a big busty Dark mage who isn't a huge bitch

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>>18133163
I just want one to teach me how to summon an imp familiar.

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>>18133185
>No Dark Mage to kidnap you as a shota and take you to her swamp lair.
>She'll never rape you every day and make you have sex with her busty Imp familiars.
>You'll never come to love it.

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>>18133174
I'd be okay if she was a bit of a bitch. Maybe tease is a better word, classical tsundere.

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>>18133174
So that other brown girl from the series

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>>18133202
Monster girl tsundere taking a liking to a man with self esteem issues?

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>>18133202
Classic Tsun is fantastic, far better than modern.

A classic tsun, nerdy muscle jinko would be great.

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>>18133221
This sounds like something I'd like.
>>18133223
Classical Tsun is like Rin from Fate right?

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>>18133230
Yes.....Although now this has me wanting a muscle jinko version of Rin

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Cuddlecat's going to recieve a lot of cuddles tonight

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>>18133236
I want a Dark mage version of her. Fits her too.

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>>18133193
Wouldn't mind being kidnapped just to be the boytoy of a handful of imps!

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>>18133151
Yes. Spoiler alert they’re all sluts and harlots who don’t follow the chief god.

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>>18133244
That it would, so long as the chest matches.

>>18133243
Cuddlecat deserves it

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>>18133243
Remember that Lapcat's an Ojou-sama.
Just imagine her cute laugh as you stroke her hair and she grinds her ass lazily against your crotch.

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>>18133248
Go away paladin-chan

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>>18133264
Yep, she'd "oh ho ho ho" while it happens.

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>>18133246
>"Nee-chan! Nee-chan! He's cumming again!"
>"Ufufufufu~ I can tell by his cute face~"
>"Let me have a turn already! You've been riding him for an hour!"
>"Yeah! When's our turn?"
>"I WANT THAT DICK!"
Having your head rest on that Dark Mage's creamy thighs as her Imp familiars fight over who gets to rape you next would be heavenly wouldn't it?

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>>18133286
It does sound quite heavenly. Though I think I'd rather rest on a pile of semi-conscious imps once we were all done fucking!

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>>18133251
How can a dark mage be a dark mage if they don't have VAST MAGICAL POWER!

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Bullying Dragons!

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>>18133272
Just remember to comfort her since her parents are never around.

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>>18133304
She has it, it just goes elsewhere.

>>18133309
Oh, I would
She'd be the comfiest cat around

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>Anon sacrifices himself for the good of his hometown

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>>18133306
Would grab my dragon's tail and would make her sneeze fire.

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>>18133318
Where?

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>>18133319
I would volunteer.
It would even guarantee that she never raids again thanks to my tastes.

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>>18133319
>Anon sacrifices himself to the Dragon destroying the countryside to save his hometown.
>Tearful farewells are had, and he can't make eye contact with his grieving mother.
>Two years pass and then anon returns with a blushing, heavily pregnant Dragon girl.
>Turns out she was just acting out to get a husband.
>Anon's mother doesn't know if she should be pissed about that or ecstatic about her upcoming grandbabies.
>Grandmotherly instincts win out.

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>>18133345
She's got thighs, hips, and a rear.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>18133357
Ah excellent point. Rin does have nice thighs.

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>>18133376
And Dark Mage Rin would have nicer ones and a better rear.

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>>18133354
Very cute.

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>>18133382
>tsundere with a large ass
Hmm, sounds nice.

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>>18133411
Yep, would be fitting, especially for how they can act sometimes.
She is for cute regardless though, even if she sometimes screws up her spells

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>>18133354
I can only imagine how cute a dragon would look when encountering her terrifying mother-in-law.

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>>18133354
>Pregnant dragon waifu

I would die of a heart attack due to how cute/gorgeous she would look

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>>18133416
I wouldn't dare do anything to it, apart from staring at it when they bend over.

Does screwing up spells end up with sexy results sometimes.

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>>18133193
>no loli Dark Mage to tempt you with her pear-shaped body and seductive demeanor to teach her adult games

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Are wendigos the same as skinwalkers?

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>>18133443
You know it.
Sometimes they would backfire and leave her brain blurringly horny, other-times she'd end up supremely sensitive.
One even left her with an immense ass, hips, and thighs after a 'bust up' spell backfired.

Would be fun if it weren't for the fact that she can't get out the door or fit in any of her chairs.

And the one time she did a bust up that worked it stole from her height so she ended up a super stacked, quite short, shortstack

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>>18133467
After all those mistakes I'd be scared to have her try some spells on me.

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>>18133485
Depends.
How much do you want to end up a shota/sporting a dick that would make a size-queen centaur a bit leery.

And most of her spells would work, its just that she sometimes screws up at the big moments.

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>>18133494
I'd love to her her excuses as to why she'd cast those spells on me. Though maybe she would "accidentally" mix up the hair growth and dick growth spells.

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>>18133462
Skin walkers would be like Selkies, but on land, and better overall.

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>>18133526
Please don’t make fun of Selkies, they’re good girls who just want a husband to curl up with them in their sleeping bags.

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>>18133518
>"Hey, both are four letter words and your head gets kinda fuzzy when you've got that much mana flowing through you!"
>But hair and dick ar-
>"Look, Its not like I was thinking about your d-dick or anything while I was casting if that's what you're getting at!"
>Ok, so how do w-
>"B-but as long as you have it, I guess we can...well..."

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I wonder if there’s an Order sanctioned babysitting service for human children?
Who would trust a random MG you found on MonList who may or may not steal your son?

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Do momsters have a "talk" with that nice childhood friend who asked you to prom?

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>>18133599
Yes, but the talk can be summed up as “c’mon fuck him already.”

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>>18133595
That's why they only choose married monster girls who are waiting for when their daughteru is born.

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>>18133595
Arguably, the Order doesn't exist in modern times, where babysitting really started because of women entering the workforce.

Why would a medieval woman ever leaver her babies if all she ahd to do is stay at home and perform her marital duties?

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>>18133539
Sounds like paradise to me.

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>>18133641
You say that but when you hear she cast a fertility spell on herself and its TOO effective will you be ready to handle it?

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>>18133654
Yes, I'll even smile as she blames me for making her unable to leave the bed.

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What age is it wierd to take bath with your momster or monster oneesan?

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>>18133670
Worst Senran.

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>>18133670
The best.
She may even get a chest out of it too

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>>18133695
But I didn't post Yumi.
>>18133700
Better be big to feed all those babies.

Yes I know that's not how breasts work.

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>>18133691
That depends on the number of shotification potions they've been feeding you. Your never too old if you can't grow up.

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What's your favorite monster girl and post me your best monster girl's smile!

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>>18133691
Eight.
If my sister was a monster and she wasn't blood related things would be dangerous for me. It's normal to see her walking in her underwear and I've heard her masturbating sometimes too. Pretty awkward.

>>18133751
Dragon. I'm really glad I requested this and barb heard my prayers.

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>>18133704
Believe hard enough and they will be, although that baby bump/weight may cancel out how impressive they look

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>>18133751
Favorite girls are mouse girls!
Have one of each of my waifu's smiles
https://imgur.com/5Rfgr81.png
https://imgur.com/Gw7kJ4L.png
https://imgur.com/4YEqCRd.png

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>>18133751
It was Arachne until I feel in love with a thread created Lilim named Amy. And if I wasn’t at work I’d post a few pics.

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>>18133704
>But I didn't post Yumi.
You're right, I forgot about Yumi and how awful she is. Miyabi best girl.

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>>18133775
She looks like she’s hiding something. Like she found Sabbath propaganda under her daughterus mattress and is afraid to tell her husband.

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>>18133751
Anubis!

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>>18133751
Vampire!

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>>18133766
BAD MOTH

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>>18133814
She has a wedding ring.

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>>18133751
Hellhound!

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>>18133751
I can tell you both at the same time.

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>>18133793

>Having more than one waifu
Ye blew it

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>>18133823
GOOD MOTH

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>>18133751
Inari.

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>>18133833
>"all I know is ball and good and RAPE"

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>>18133751
All smiles

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>>18133751
Kobold!

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>>18133751
I have a thing for classy undead.

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>>18133862
Worst moth.

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>>18133751
Holstaur

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>>18133751
I will protect her smile!

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>>18133913
FAT
TAIL

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>>18133766
BAD END

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>>18133751
Atlach-Nacha is not only my favorite monster girl, but also the best monster girl of 2017
2B gets an honorable mention for having the best monster girl butt of 2017

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>>18133900
>smiling Lich
Oh no, this isn't good.

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>>18133751
The bird.

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>>18133959

is the word

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did a word cloud of the last thread
https://imgur.com/a/MzWGy
not what I expected

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>>18133966
>Big Anon Need Ass

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>>18133966
>sorry
:^)

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>>18133966
>shota gonna become master
Question is, Kiki or Shog?

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>>18133751
Tanuki
Danzaburo Danuki in particular.
>TFW you'll never have a wife with this expression towards your erection while bathing

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>>18133966
>>18133969
I see no wrong with this.

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>>18133978
holst and succ
https://nhentai.net/g/88957/
dont look into anything else the artist has done

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>>18133751
I'd post a loli, but while very cute they're also very tsun and haven't smiling in the images that have been drawn so far.

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>>18133845
It's fantasy, he's allowed on has many waifu's as he wants since they're not real. On the other hand he has shit taste except for the middle one.

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>>18133174
Louise literally did nothing wrong, she was a bitch because MC kept cucking her. He even cucked her on their wedding day with her childhood friend

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>>18133993
is there a word for those dresses that expose the side of the thigh?

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I want to start a Goat Farm!

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>>18133920
That trophy belongs to alps

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>>18134014
The one on the right seems sassy.

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>>18134014
>goattower.png

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>>18134019
Sexy Sassy Goats

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With Feb. 2018 starting the zodiac year of the dog, I expect this to be the best year until 2030.

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>>18133884
How are you celebrating year of your waifu aka yellow dog?

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>>18134033
I expect a lot of hellhound posting and Kitsunefags trying to fit in.

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>>18134004

Chubby chaser detected

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>>18134033
During Year of the Dog, villagers will go into the woods to capture the largest, scariest Wolf Girl they can find.

Then they bring her back to the village to be pampered and adorned with gifts, like bones and chew toys.

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I want to put a jiangshi in a hot bath

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Would lichs celebrate Dìa de muertos?

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>>18134061
I want someone to hug, hold hands with, and talk to

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How big is your waifu?

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>>18134061
That sounds nice

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>>18134075
Shorter than me. Which is pretty short since I'm a manlet.

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>>18134063
Traditional Mexican Liches would, but only if it's dead they can't/won't raise for some reason. otherwise i'd be pretty self-serving.

Mh... I am now thinking of brown, mesoamerican liches doing sacrificial death rituals to ancient, winged serpent monster girls.

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>>18134075
6ft but we would protecc one another equally

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>>18134075
Technically shorter than me, but if you include her ears in her height then she's as tall as me.

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>>18134106
is Quetzalcoatl one of a kind or there are many?

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>>18134106
>Undead girls pay tribute to themselves
>Or maybe have that nice boy pay "tributes"

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>>18134075
6 feet Dragon.

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>>18134122
Well, there probably are multiple of them (which to me is weird) since many of the monsters in MGE where one of a kind or based around unique mythological entities like gods or other spirits.
>Khepri
>Ratatoskr
>Medusa
>Minotaur
>etc...

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>>18134122
Think of a Ryu, but Mesoamerican flavor. There wouldn't be a lot of them like say, a shit ton of Lizardmen who would probably worship them, but there'd be enough to ensure that the country doesn't go to shit.

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>>18134075
Her? 5" or so

Her tail? BIG!

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question for writefags
did you seek any sort of training to write before writing?

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>>18134007
I'd like to know that too.

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>>18134075
She’s a little taller than me but that’s only because she wears heels everywhere she goes.

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>>18133751
Night Gaunt

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>>18134075
i come up to her shoulder!

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>>18134169
Fuck!
I mean 5 feet

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>>18134185
Is it abuse if your ask your Night Gaunt wife to ask for dick out loud?

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>>18134185
Night Gaunts are cuties and they deserve every bit of playful teasing you can give them!

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>>18134075
Anywhere from 3 Inches.

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>>18134231
...to 30 feet.

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>>18133751
I don't have a proper Nacho or Gaunt picture so this'll have to suffice for how smug I need them to be

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>>18134242
>[Urethral Insertion Intensifies]

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>>18134231
That left fairy is a cutie. I bet she has at least four Barbie dream house’s with every wardrobe full!

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>>18134249
God I want to make tea with a smug Draph/Doraf

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>>18134185
Looks like a Jabberwock with a latex suit

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>>18134251
I very much prefer the right one, though her friend is cute as well.

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>>18134241
It's too bad that finding good art is like finding hay in a needlestack.

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>>18134258
Really now?

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>>18134242
Pratrician taste.
Getting lolidom'd by an Atlach-Nacha and then spending time with your obedient harmless Night Gaunt makes you love both that much more.

>>18134249
>He doesn't want a loli to make his dick squirt
Dignity is a burden, throw it away and you will be able to enjoy unfathomable pleasures.

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>>18134294
I occasionally have some luck when it comes to finding cuties.

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>>18134294
For sphinxes? Yeah, they are not exactly in high demand.
I like all centauroid, bipedal and quadruped, however, so I have a larger pool than most to pick from.

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>>18134323
That anatomy looks so silly.

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What happens if you trespass in a ogres swamp?

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>>18134331
I like it tho.
Maybe this Trico is less silly to you.

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>>18134075
5' 1"
She gets cute and pouty when I tease her about how she used to be taller than me.

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>>18134339
Is that the Colossi artist?

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>>18134334
She's beating your ass and spous'ing you.

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>>18134352
What if she's a Shortstack or an Oppai Loli?

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>>18134348
Shigatake, yeah.

He works for Vanillaware, so he has made plenty of Dragon's Crown's art as well.
Habanero-tan, too.

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>>18134365
That never stopped Hobgoblins.

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>>18134305
Supposedly one of their flirt lines is: "When in doubt, touch something that glows"

I love those goats. Not enough to get back in but I like all the art. Well, some of it anyway

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>>18134366
Spooky elf.

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How does a dragon tail coiling around your dick feel like?

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>>18134382
Not very good, I'd imagine.

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>>18134382
Depends on the type of dragon.

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>>18134382
Like sandpaper.

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>>18134382
An ara-ara Dragon could send you to heaven with her tail around your dick, that's for sure.
I'm not sure about other kinds of dragons, I bet a lot of them don't even take proper care of their tails.

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The only reason to become a detective in MGC is so you can ask monster girls if they fuck young boys.

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You wouldn't a goddess

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>>18134352
Does she like onions?

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How about one last MGK for 2017?

You're Jimmy and it's New Year's Eve:
Do you hang out with Ophy's family and sneak a few drinks of alcohol?
Do you enjoy a WAN pile with Anubis, Hellpup, Werewolf, and Kikimora since it'll be the Year of the Dog?
Do you set off fireworks with 6th grade Lilim and Wock?
Do you hang out with 6th grade Whitehorn and snuggle while sharing a coat with the fluffiest Nee-san in town?
Do you invite Lich, Albino-Lamia-Wight, and Elf-Wight to hang out with you and your Dhampie cousin since your parents are too busy fucking all around the world to even bother remembering you exist?
Do you enjoy a party with Dragon and her whole extended family?
Do you pretend to pray at Ryu's makeshift shrine in her backyard?
Or do you throw m80s at that weird new girl who looks like a BDSM fanatic?

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>>18134295
That alicia looks disgusting. Normal one is way better.

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Insect girls are kinda pretty, actually.

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>>18134407
Be careful anon
The mofu yakuza don't take kindly to nosey cops.

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>>18134458
YOU'RE GOD DAMNED RIGHT

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>>18134382
Depends on how she does it. If she uses the underside and rubs the middle on the top of your dick it feels great, it's like you are rubbing your cock on a squishy pussy.

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>>18134457
>Normal looks better
Honestly she looks pretty good as a blueberry shortcake. Corrupted Dorafs must be even lewder than normal.

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>>18134460
I'd blow the lid on their shota sex ring.

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>>18134469
I want to take all of them home.

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Nyarlathotep girl when?

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>>18134469
Mantis girls are so elegant and refined. I'd like to watch one...

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>>18134472
No, she looks like shit. But yeah, corrupted dorafs would just use their sex appeal to use and abuse dicks. They already have a lewd body so a lewd personality would make them the perfect cumdumps.

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>>18134502
>She looks like shit
That's just your opinion, man.

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>>18134040
Well, hopefully anon, I'll wake up in her bed with her one day soon and we'll have lots of sex, that'd be my preferred way of celebration. Otherwise, probably just commissions, requests, and comfy discussions about her and our daughteru.

>>18134075
She's pretty small anon, she'd be an inch or two shy of 5 feet tall. Our daughteru's 'full grown' loli size would only be just under 4 feet tall.

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>>18134530
Oh hai KDF

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>>18134455
>Do you enjoy a WAN pile with Anubis, Hellpup, Werewolf, and Kikimora since it'll be the Year of the Dog?
Best answer, I'd love to.

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>>18134534
Hi anon!

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Don't Open!

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>>18134577
>rata06.jpg
You fool!

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>>18134577
I'm gonna have fun with this little king-maker. this end od year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0

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>>18134472
I used to be a doraf man but I've seen the light.

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>>18134530
Hey man, do you have a full imgur album of your commissions? The one I have is broken.

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Don't Open!

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>>18134597
Her smug game is too strong.

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>>18134602
Oh no, I opened it.

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>>18134599
Yes of course anon, here you go.

https://imgur.com/a/UhgEW

My apologies for that, I messed up and deleted a bunch of stuff off of imgur awhile ago. It's back now though.

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>>18134597
Erunes are dangerous, they all have their back exposed and beg to be prone boned with their plump butts.

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Warning: Smug

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>>18134618
Thanks man.

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>>18134602
>>18134630
Dumb squirrel.

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>>18134636
Rata-chan is for tail-pulling and butt-slapping.

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>>18134602

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>>18134607
That is is, she's pretty much a Christmas cake Anubis in an erune's body.
>strict and commanding with a foul mouth
>soft on the inside and is only strict because she hates seeing those she's in charge of hurt
>>18134621
This guy gets it.

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>>18134618
>Safe commissions+requests
You call that safe? What are the not safe ones?

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>>18134454
Boys are like onions...

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>>18134075
Nine foot Nine inches.

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>>18134644
Don't be rude to the Rata.

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>>18134672
That's a second album of stuff that isn't safe to post in here anon, so I won't be linking it.

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Any New Years resolutions, anon?
Will you finally write that story, or draw that picture?

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Definitely don't open, yep

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>>18134693
>Any New Years resolutions, anon?
I want to be more careful about spending money on commissions and just in general, especially since it's the year of my waifu and daughteru.

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>>18134693
I might draw a WAN pile, but it won't be any NY resolution.

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>>18134701
Stop sneaking around, Rata-chan! We all know it's you!

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>>18134693
I'd rather Slowpoke poster, this kills the maido and good night and don't kill the thread anons to stop with their shit.
>>18134455 can come up with something new next year too. Stop beating those dead horses already you faggots.

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>>18134701
God you could comfortably fit two on that tail

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>>18134701
look at the size of that thing!

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>>18134731
Okay, now I want to see a mama Rata-chan carrying her tiny daughterus around on her tail.

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>>18134693
I won't draw anything myself but I'll commission some stuff and try to write. No promises on that last one though.
>>18134729
MGK actually contributes and is different situations each time. Filter the slowpoke and maido if they get you so fanny flustered.

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>>18134693
I've had a story idea for like two years I never wrote and probably never will.
>>18134729
This too.

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>>18134693
I'll watch mire anime.

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>>18134767
Maybe I should try a new idea for MGK that came up a bit ago, though I wonder if anyone will care about Monster Girl Kombat

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>>18134371
>Glowing vaginas
Oh no, you may summon him!

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>>18134731
But they're so small you could still hold them in your arms, tail and all.
I want to throw one of those tiny bodies around and just fuck them on every surface we can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134779
>spoiler
I'd care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134693
Gonna keep working on my stories. Gotta keep writing and world building.

>>18134602
>>18134630
>>18134701
Gotta get to that Rata story!
I love smol girls with big fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134729
Just filter them all if you can't just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty much almost the New Year here, so I figured I'd share this story now! Nothing fancy or complicated, just a little "how we met" story featuring a Succubus! Enjoy, and happy new year! Wish I had the time to make it longer and include a smut scene proper, oh well.

https://pastebin.com/wUkRmQhf

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>>18134701
>Work for news network in MGC, with a Rata as Anchorwoman.
>Set up a nice view of the city in the background of the camera.
>She shows up, an intern carrying/brushing her gigantic tail before she goes on air.
>She sits down.
>Her tail covers up the background, can see nothing behind her, but her Neapolitan Fluff.
>This makes her even more smug as she delivers the news, knowing full well that every man in the city will be admiring her all-encompassing fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134767
>MGK actually contributes and is different situations each time.
>Implying Chowder is capable of any original thought
>Implying he isn't one the the biggest attention whores ITT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751
Magical slime who's a bit of a bad girl, sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134729
This, but ignoring them is easy and your post just gives them the attention they want for repeating their stale shit, you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134853
If anything, he's getting more attention than they do by complaining about them instead of filtering them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134826
I do love things like this, simple but cute and a nice way to start the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134847
He's not an attention whore since he stopped pushing the steelim, but you're right about his lack of creativity. He latches onto threadcanon like a motherfucker and refuses to let go of his dead OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134852
Slimes are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134044
Here is a handy chart for your shitposting needs.
May this year be most blessed for all the bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134871
My favorite for sure. Probably one of the most physiologically exotic monsters there is, and I'd waifu one for the lifehax alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134889
Where's the real Cu Sith, you mongrel-lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134701
You knew I'd come

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134908
Off on furaffinity or something, being loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134916
Raiden-chan is an augmented Redcap

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751
By the MGE sorter, it seems like I'm just a simple man who wants to love and be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134826
Most exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134847
MGK is irrelevant these days and Chowder should just drop it and stop getting so mad when people criticise him, but at least his art is getting better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134831
I wanna be the lucky man who gets to huff that ridiculous amount of mofu every night when she goes home.
A Max Tail Size Rata would even defeat me from being able to dominate her. I'd be at her full mercy and want her to sit on my face all the time .

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134932
Houri is one of my top five and honestly when it comes to just pure vanilla lovin I don't think you get better than them. She'd do anything for her newlywed (of a few hundred years) husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134831
>>18134944
This was the year Ratatoskr came out, so 2017 was pretty good for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134932
>A century into the future, every day is like your first day together, every night like your first time making love
That plus their absolutely adorable bodies and aesthetic puts them easily into the god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134701
>>18134916
Now I want to see Rata dressed as Sam confronting Raiden with his "let's dance!" pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134943
>when people criticise him
That would imply I was given actual criticism and not just half assed insults and such claimed to be "criticism".
How about you read https://pastebin.com/1s1fLktL and learn a thing or two about criticizing instead of being an asshat?

[Anonymous No.]

Doppelganger/Dark Slime who cannot remember sho she was before her tranformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134972
You've gotten that before, but every time you go whining in Discord just like you're doing right now. Learn how to internet, grow up, and come back when you're not an angry manchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134999
She would probably be an excellent shapechanger, and if she didn't know who she was, she could be anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134701
>Leaning back on her tail
>That bit of mofu she's feeling
I'd waifu one in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134967
>Rata dressed as Sam
How does that even work? I don't think that's possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134972
This is exactly what I was saying, you're just getting pissy and throwing insults because some anons don't like your thing anymore. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134701
I want to be wrapped in that tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134826
I demand a continuation, your character interaction is always great to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134729
>good night and don't kill the thread
At least he tries a little bit each post, unlike the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an supervillian mg?
Whats her species? her theme? her supervillian name?

[Anonymous No.]

This birb really wishes she could read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135110
I'd rather a small team of supervillain henchwomen who get violent sexual punishments when they fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134826
>Frostcicle returns
Oh FUCK yeah bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135120
>Step 1: Have a fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135110
>>18135140

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135160
I wanna make her my fluffy queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134869
>>18134939
Thank you!

>>18135088
Thanks as well. I have plans for other stories in the new year working on rewriting Mail Order Jinko to be less bad/not in 2nd person pov, and I've been messing with a Cursed Sword idea, too. But I could fit something small in about these two! Maybe a Valentines Day short?

>>18135134
Life has kept me down these past few months, but I should have more time to write in 2018!

[Anonymous No.]

Rata-chan got caught breaking and entering!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dY9JCpsnbM

[Anonymous No.]

There's a lot of squirrels in this thread suddenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135189
Nice. Am excite to see you write more. Any monsters planned for the future?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year from london!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135206
We should play "Get those water-filled ballons out of your clothes before you wet them, young lady".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135239
happy new year to you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135239
>London.
>No sign of an England or even an UK flag.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the DL employ Ratatoskr's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135239
Happy new year to you too. For a year filled with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135256
>not knowing flagmanders owner

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135189
Please keep doing what you do. Your Wendigo story did a great job showing a rational perspective on how the man becomes what he becomes without being all monsterboyish or anything. And your tentacle story is adorable.
Looking forward to more

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135263
Why should anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135239
Better version of that image when you bong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135239
Got any stories planned?

[Anonymous No.]

Another happy new year from the uk, a little bit tipsy and wish I was partying with Cheshires right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135276
Iron Beast has been posting variants of that image across the last two years. The quality of the image going up each time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135297
I'd bet there's a Cheshire out there in the multiverse right now wishing she had a cute human boy to give a lapdance to on new years.
Monstergirl strip clubs would be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135305
If by that you mean there was a jump from "MS Paint fetish art" tier to "low grade DeviantArt" tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135311
>terrifying
You mean awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135277
When I somebody grants me commision money, or I luck out and get a request.
And given my money problems thats gonna take a while.

>>18135279
More of the usual, roulette, burning edge, selene, scale bound...

And that one idea based of the red dragon fight in dragons crown my mind cant let go of.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no spear wielding Dark Knight oneechan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135311
I wish there was one like that here right now, lap dances are one of my fetishes.
>spoiler
Terrifyingly sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135334
>tfw no spears wielding dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135334
What is she looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135346
An as-yet uncorrupted Order town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135346
She's going for the camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135318
>>18135339
>Monstergirls working the poles, giving lapdances, tabledancing, ect.
>You can't lay your hands on them though that's a commitment.
>The second you violate the "no touching rule" you belong to her. After that she's your wife. She gets to lock her lapdance station and rape you until you love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135339
>They go bankrupt a week in because all the employees and customers coincidentally stop coming after their first day

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135361
>That one Titania who's having too much fun swinging around and around and around and around and around

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>>18135362
You act like suckering in husbandos isn't the entire point of a monstergirl strip joint.
They're probably free for human entry and the monstergirls pay to "work" there. It's a perfect trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135361
But I'd love it from the first second!
>>18135362
It'd stay open longer than that, it'd essentially be a match making service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135375
It's almost like she doesn't realize how hard the anon sitting in the front row is getting seeing her enormous tits swaying around with her movements. Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135317
It's not really that bad.
Then a agian every flagmander is a request and I have a strict "Beggy no choosy" rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135380
>But I'd love it from the first second!
Then she'll just "conveniently" forget how long she's been raping you. Just imagine seeing her predatory eyes staring at you as she blows you and your tenth load gushes down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135382
Imagine his surprise when she accidentally lets go and gets thrown into that Anons lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135331
>Selene
No one cares about your fucking steelim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135361
>I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot-some massive ogre stripper

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135403
Why are you so rude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135403
I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135411
I'll keep being rude until they all stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135411
He's mad, mad about lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135392
>tenth
Okay there may be problems there. Sexy problems but problems all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135403
No, Anon. No one cares about MY steelim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135395
>"Oops! You touched~"
Don't let your guard down around Titanias in strip clubs anon. They're more clever than they seem.

>>18135409
>"C'mon you little bitch! Grope my ass! Pound my cunt! Fill me up with your thick pervert cum!"
>Meanwhile anon's just trying not to die as this enormous woman rocks his world, her breasts threatening to suffocate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135411
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135429
I don't see why really
Nobody really pushes the Lilims unless a joke is going on. And Selene actually has some effort put into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133151
It's not like it's very difficult to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134701
>>18135297
Don't make me choose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135444
Don't worry anon, all the girls in the club keep a hidden stash of potency enhancers in their station! You get to stop cumming when she allows you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135453
Titanias are innocent, I trust them completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135403
I used to think that too. But now that I’m part of the Lilim family and will be seeing them at family functions they’re pretty ok in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133695
Best Senran with the best body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751
クモ大好き

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135235
Like I said, more Jinko and a Cursed Sword, otherwise I have no clue. Hopefully should be able to come up with stuff.
>>18135264
Thank you, I'll do my best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135457
>actually has some effort put into her
Iron Beast does not how to write characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135471
I like to think that if we were in the setting lilims' best friends would be their creators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135460
Would this club have theme days?
>Tanuki Tuesday
>Wonderland Wednesday (it used to be Wurm Wednesday before the club almost got destroyed)
>Foxy Friday’s
>Selkie Saturday’s
>for some reason Saturday’s are their slowest days

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135472
Dumb Senran

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135453
>>18135375
>>18135382
>strip club Titania
Words can’t describe how cute and lewdcut that would be.
She’d just love dancing with the other girls and be so excited that people give her money for her fun dances she’s trying out, even if her clothes accidentally keep falling off.

Gonna buy her out and make her my private dancer and public wife!

[Anonymous No.]

KC posted an update on his site wishing everyone a happy new years, thanks for buying his books, etc.
Reaffirmed the release date for WG3 at Summer C94, and announced "World Guide Side 3" with Will again for Winter C95.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135494
Demon Days must be lewd as, well, Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135494
>Selkie Saturday
Where is this club? I have a trip to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

oh lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135504
Titanias are wonderful ladies who will give you candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135494
Of course it has theme days, how else are they going to sucker in men with girls that they like?

>>18135509
Days where it's primarily Demon type monstergirls are the lewdest. You're very likely to get cornered and pressured into purchasing "secret services" by the dancers. Ever wanted to bend a Succubus over a storage room table and fuck her senseless? Keep in mind that if she can get you to touch her she gets to keep you.
Pity be to the man who gets dragged to an MGC strip club by his coworkers on Demon Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135471
1.Do you mean you have an OC yourself?
2.What would they even talk about at the functions? corruption of cities? finding love for the unmarried ones? Fighting over the last slice of the DL's homemade apple and prisoner fruit pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135509
Actually, at first glance they’d almost seem prude. Eerily quiet as everyone gathers around the stage. But then a man nervously walks up and places his hand on the edge of the stage, and timidly states one of the seven deadly sins.
Then SHE comes. A greater Demon from the selected circle of hell, rising out of a pentagram in the middle of the stage, her dance indicative of her demeanor based on her circle. She dances alluringly and all watch, but her eyes are only on the man that called her out. If he enjoys it enough and she convinced him, then the Demon- and her soon to be husband- sink back into hell together to.... finish their contract, in more ways than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135471
>But now that I’m part of the Lilim family
Welcome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135519
Egg-laying thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134826
Always good to see more from you. It was a nice story for New Year's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135504
>"I should warn you anon, I've been told I'm a really good dancer!"
>She stands up on the table with her hands on her wide hips, her thick thighs spread out as she looks down at you with what you assume is a smug and lewd smile
>"Here~ Let me show you~"
>...
>"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in, and you shake it all about! You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around, that's what its all about!"
>She stares at you expectantly and you blankly stare back, in the middle of a HNNNG attack that will probably kill you, but you still manage to bring your hands up
>*Clap, clap!*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135531
The most interesting to me is mostly the way they corrupt and how they use that power. Another aspect I like is how they see their mother and how much influence she has on them.
I did the concept of my lilim thinking about those things, though I don't talk about her and she just stays in my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135577
Actually diabetes inducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135531
>1. Yes I do. Her stage name is Amy Love and she’s a game show host. Her real names Amora.
>2. They’d mostly flaunt their husbands around much to our chargin. And after the sisterly competition ends they start talking about how they’re working to make their mothers dreams a fruition.


>>18135535
Thanks man. We’ll get a drink at the next family BBQ anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135577
Titanias are too pure. Just don't let Demon-nee teach her any weird games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135651
Life with a Titania Nee-san and a Demon Nee-san would be the comfiest ever. They'd balance each other out well.
>"No dirty stuff today!"
>"Excuse me?"
>"No dirty stuff with anon today! Only cuddling~!"
>"...Eh, why not?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135651
Now THAT is a pairing. The ultimate, literal Sex Demon, and the ultimate innocent yet still sexy mature body. I love it.
>>18135671
This exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135531
>Fighting over the last slice of the DL's homemade apple and prisoner fruit pie?
What happens if the DLs husband eats all the pie while the lilims are distracted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135671
>Demon wakes up mid nap to see Titania-San riding anon
>”I thought you said no dirty stuff!”
>”What are you talking about? This is cuddling!”

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Years, dude!

Banzai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135651
>>18135671
>Lovey dovey cuddlesex with Titania where she keeps saying how much her heart is flutter-wuttering and how you're making her feel so specialy and wiggly

>Hardcore fuck and slam and suck and slap with Demon where she tells you what a dirty slut you are and how she's such a horny bitch for you when you cum in her

But what would the days be like where one guides the other in what they do with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135682
You get A LOT of pouty Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135682
>200 voices in unison
>"DAAAD, WE'RE HUNGRY!"
>DL looks at him with a "dont you fucking dare" face
>But it was too late
>It was always too late
>"Hi hungries, I'm Dad!"
>The groan was heard two kingdoms over

[Anonymous No.]

2018 will definitely be the year Monster Girls become real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135686
>>18135671
>>18135697
>"Alright dearie, today its all about ~sex~ with anon, fufufu~"
>"Awww, alright Nee-chan."

>Titania wakes up mid nap to see Demon in pajamas giving eskimo kisses to anon
>"Waah! That's not sex!"
>"Huh?! W-wait, this is foreplay, I swear!"

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls with dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135712
People said that about 2017, it wont happen, we'll all be alone and stuck here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135733
Yeah, that's like the main objective all of them have in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135762
Stop giving it attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135768
KC said they exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135752
eventually robot waifus will become a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135779
KC said you can imagine it if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135804
are people asking his permission on what to think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133130
>New Hellhound art
>It's just a trace of the MGE art
Godammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134908
Right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135817
*Pet Doggo*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135733
>>18135779
>>18135804
Go back your shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751
Hellhounds are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135828
Why the anger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135817
remove this image now

[Anonymous No.]

>some fag is trying to shitpost on New Years

[Anonymous No.]

>New year's money?
>I threw it away for you!
>Because I'm here for you, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133494
Can I have both happen at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135817
>I will never wake up to find a freshly transformed harpy in my living room

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135853
would turn the thermostat off and disable warm water

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135853
I'm getting really sick of this shithead snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135856
>I will never wake up to find myself snuggling against soft fluffy Rata tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135817
I guess I can't complain about new content but it sucks that the newest high rez and making of on Enty is the Cu Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135866
>turn the thermostat off and disable warm water
That's how you attract a Yeti, although she is the one turning your heat off for you

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year from kakuen land, my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135882
I can imagine it now. I wake up with a start, hearing a noise upstairs. Something like this is the backdrop; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJKH_1v7D1k
I pull myself out of bed and hurry upstairs. Reaching the top of the steps, illuminated in the golden, basking glow of the sunrise through the window is a beautiful harpy, kneeling on the ground in front of her cage (the door is a magnetic lock that her new body weight would easily open) and looking into the light. She's lost in a magical bewilderment, unsure of the new world and perspective she's been born into. I stand dumbfounded for a few moments, appreciating how the light plays against her vibrant pink feathers.
I'm curious what her personality would be like. I assume she'd by shy, bashful, reserved. I'd have to approach her cautiously, slowly, reassuringly.
And then, just as I reach out and gently touch the top of her head I'm jolted from VR by a power outage, and sit in utter darkness in a lonely, cold room

[Anonymous No.]

I want a zombie dragon. *clenches sphincter*
I WANT A ZOMBIE DRAGON.
I want a zombie dragon gf that eats mints cause her breath causes problems for others.
I want a zombie dragon gf that needs my help shopping because all her clothes need to be sleeveless because of her boney bits and sizes are hard to find because of her big tits.
*I stand up, knocking my chair down*
I want a zombie dragon gf whose hobbey is bowling! I want to take that bitch on a date at the bowling alley and see her wear those fucking clown shoes! I want her to kick my ass and get a triple strike!
I want a zombie dragon gf who sleeps in too much and I send her like 5 texts to annoy her and wake her up and when she looks at them they all say "poop".
*tear rolling down my cheek*
I want a zombie dragon gf who wants me as much as I want her.
...
Where is my zombie dragon gf?
*sphincter unclenches*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135928
Every time you post this another Dragon gets knocked up and so avoids the fate of becoming a Zombie Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Cold seasons would be the worst in MGU
Ant arachnes invading houses
glacier's ice blocking
serial hugger yetis
Wild wendigos stealing food
skinwalkers everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135952
>Ant arachnes invading houses
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135952
>>18135956
If she's living in my house she's going to bear my children and like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135928
Every day these threads tread ever closer to wiki-tier autism and cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135923
Happy New Years fellow Kakuener!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135942
>>18135928
Fuck off back to the mental asylum faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135971
That's a scary moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135952
>Ice Queen goes to a hot spring and ruins it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135928
I want a normal Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135853
I would like to remind you that the kitchen sink is equipped with a garbage disposal.
Mini figures is one thing, but literally throwing away cash is sacrilegious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135994
>giving a response to a wiki-tier shitpost
As expected of a braindead MOBAfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136015
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135971
Time to get ready for colorful harpies next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136015
world of warcraft is a moba?

[Anonymous No.]

Why so much shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135837
Baronessfag pls stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136050
Oh you've convinced me.
Have a freedom cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136036
Alexstrasza is also in HotS now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136096
unless your point is she originates from hots then i don't understand your logic.

wow isn't a moba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136087
Is it against flag etiquette to fuck patriotic monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no loyal kunoichi whose tits are life and ass is hometown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136166
If they're disrespecting it by wearing it like a cape then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136167
I would an Undead Kunoichi who makes her unlife challenging Ochis to death matches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136166
Depends, can you fuck while standing up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135928
>*clenches sphincter*
Congratulations, you made me laugh, now fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136167
How would she react to you motorboating her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136167
that kunoichi seems to be lacking hometown

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136228
Maybe surprised that her Aruji-dono loves something that always gets in her way during missions

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136236
What does it mean when your Kunoichi sits at the edge of the bed like this and looks at you for five minutes straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134826
Tail-wrap leg, pin to wall and kiss is an effective technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136189
I'd rather have both undead kunoichi and ochi.
>your ochi and kunoichi always talk behind your back about how much they love you but can never straight up tell you, so they just masturbate in their rooms to the thought of you pounding a baby into them

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>>18136276
She wants you to check her ass for hidden weapons with your tongue.

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>>18136276
I don't know, Harem Protag Anon. Maybe you should ask her.

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>>18134049
It's either chubby or washboards.

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>>18135971
Mariposa? More like Marifofa.

Kill me.

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>>18136300
Yes. Veeeery thoroughly.
Think of the moans she'd give...

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>>18136301
Well now she's just glaring more intensely!

>Megabooty Kunoichi is swearing under her breath
>"Kisaaa... My lord, your density is only matched by my undying love for you... Could it be he still finds me inadequate?! I have trained my Hometown ever since I was a little girl to be unrivaled in all Zipangu! None can compare! Was my intel wrong all this time?! No, I must simply try harder!"

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>>18136337
>she starts wearing ridiculously small ninja-themed daisy dukes and a g-string that really draw the eye to her ass
>even monster girls can't look away from it, wanting to know how they too can get an ass like that
>anon still goes about his day not noticing anything

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that shota butlers should do their best to please their vampire mistresses so they'll reward them in kind.

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Come on anons this is the year you'll make that girl in your heart swoon for you. Time to hit the gym!

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>>18136236
Nurse Kunoichis are a man's weakness.

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>>18136379
>"Waow! Gat damn, Ninja! I thought you was supposed to be invisible, but that bootay turnin heads from a mile away! Get it girl!"
>"Jeeze, Hellhounds are so weird sometimes! What was she talking about anyway, Kunoichi? Oh, also, uh, heads up- I can, erm, see your underwear, might wanna pull those shorts up a bit!"
>-Fall for a Gaijin, I thought, it will be fine, I thought, we'll be making babies within the month I thought!-

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>>18136396
You can also take your sexual frustrations out on them while they sleep during the day.

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>>18136396
I want to be the butler to a dragon mistress and send off any dragon slayer or thief that has come for her without her knowing.

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>>18135817
I would still love her if she loves me back, I'm desperate for affection

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>>18136402
Best of luck, Kunoichi.

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>>18136402
>nighounds
I thought they were memes.

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>>18136408
>been thinking about your mistress' tits all night
>when she finally goes to sleep in her coffin, you wait for awhile, then open it up, hoping to paizuri her til the sun goes down
>instead, she grabs you and pulls you in, closing the coffin on top of you
>"My my, what is my little servant doing coming into my bed while I sleep? Certainly nothing naughty, yes?"
>"O-of course not, my lady."
>"Then you must be tired from a long night of faithfully serving me. Here, I'll lend you my bed for the night and we can sleep together."
>she wraps her arms around you, shoving your face into her cleavage before falling asleep
>in such a small space, you can barely move, so you give in and let her intoxicating aroma lull you to sleep as well

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>>18136455
>she will never bite your dick and drain it.
Kill me

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>>18136436
Don't worry. One day Master's gonna see his bodyguard stark naked staring at him from the doorway to his bedroom, and before he can even make a comment she'll flying peach him into the bed and he'll finally snap, having all this time just wanted to not come off as a creep to her when in reality he's the king of ass-men and practically rabidly salivates when she's not looking at the thought of her phat ass, resulting in her suddenly very much having the tables turned when he stuffs her ass so full of cum she swears its gonna come out her throat.

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>>18136461
That sounds like it will result in an awkward morning. Especially if he has an Ochi bodyguard that is just as sexually frustrated.

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>>18135987
>Ice Queen scowling, shoving people out of the way walking to the baths
>She tries to lay in the bath and relax, freezing the water and trapping the Wendigo patrons inside
>Ice Queen gets nervous and apologizes profusely to the staff
>Ice Queen crying while chipping away at the ice to no avail
>Yuki-onna hot spring owner has to call the Snuggle Scouts to save the frozen customers, second time this month

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>The succubi had already been keeping men as livestock since the age of the former mamono lords, so they were knowledgeable about the details of human ecology and how to make a place where humans could live healthily. They prepared optimal environments for bringing their human men to live as husband and wife, and many monster states, villages, and so on, were established.

>Additionally, most of the men who had been kept by succubi became their husbands just like that, and when the foundations of monster states, villages, and so on, were laid, having been able to receive the cooperation of these creative human men with their knowledge of civilization and technology is also purported to have been a huge boon.

Its interesting to imagine what it must have been like for these first husbands of succubi. You've been imprisoned for months or years, milked to the edge of death time and again but otherwise well-cared for. You do miss your old life, but you're also been long since so addicted to the pleasures of your succubus keeper that you can scarcely imagine living without her. There is profound sadness though in that she it seems is not allowed to love you, even as she at times expresses the desire to.

Then one day all that changes, you're released from your gilded cage, the succubus pledges to be your partner for life now that she is free to be, and hordes of strange monstrous women now are asking you and your fellow former inmates for advice on how to live more like humans.

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>>18136477
Bear ye in mind, the Demon Lord herself was and is a succubus and barring an exponential power boost was and is still the same self she's always been.
Unless she's a true anomaly, a freak of morality in the world of monsters, there were probably a fair amount of other Succubi who were genuinely passionate towards humans or wanted to have a better way of living with them harmoniously.
The only other explanation would be that the DL is more than anything else extremely smart, and the decision to turn the system into a nonviolent co-operative one was more for the sake of ensuring longevity and preventing genocide cycles, from a practical instead of an altruistic point of view.
Apples and Oranges I guess, but subtle implications either way.

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>>18136401
i see you're a man of taste as well

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>>18136501
Best girl by far, would be glad to be her guinea pig.

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>>18136475
>"Awawa I'm frozen!"
>"Awawa me too!"
>"Fwozen fwozen!"
>"Wendi, no! Don't put your head underwater!"
>"Bwubububwubub! Abwabwabwabwa!"
>Cut to Lava Golem employee helping to warm the little girls off while the Ice Queen is hiding her face in embarrassment, Winterskr gracefully deciding she'll only make a short mention of this on the evening news

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>>18136477
I don't think that would ever work out well unless there was some heavy mental editing going on without him knowing.

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>>18136499
Hence why I mentioned the succubus keeper did want to love the man. Its confirmed by KC that on rare occasions various monsters did manage to overcome their instincts and fall in love with humans. Its just that even then they could only be in relationships "like" a married couple, as the system of the time still made such relationships difficult.

Source: https://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

>If it's just for having children, then monsters normally abducted human girls for breeding them, or males in case of Lamia and Harpies... or something like that. Of course, there was no love involved in this and the humans would normally get eaten after the child is born. However, there are lucky cases were the monster would awake to feelings of love and affection and become joined with the human as something like a married couple. It seems this often happened with types close to humans, such as Vampires, Succubi, Beast-types, Lamia and Harpies, or high ranking monsters such as Dragons or Baphomet

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>>18136526
All the more curious as to the DL's whole motivation behind her rise to power.
People said it was explained at one point and I might have missed it? How she actually ended up taking the title?

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>>18136535
I think the succubus notebook mentioned something about gods and some monsters helping her and the human hero coming along just made eveything better.

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>>18136535
Well we don't know many details, but the succubus history notes a few things:

1. She was very powerful for a succubus even then (succubi were mid-rank demons in power so none had been able to achieve the title before her), so its not like she had no claim to such a position.
2. That said, it is noted that her ascension to the throne was not preceded by near the level of slaughter that usually led to the rise of a new lord. Instead there were smaller "skirmishes."
3. There is a rumor that one of the gods may have assisted her behind the scenes as well.

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>>18136544
I thought the human hero came after she became the Demon Lord though.
If that's a retcon and now he came before, that's even better. Much more romantic.

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>>18136547
>>18136544
It all sounds so interesting.
>Instead there were smaller "skirmishes"

Is/was the DL a rogue?
Stat (pre-ascension) Demon Lord, /mgt/tg/

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>>18136547
Damn, remembered wrong, the rumor is that multiple divinities may have intervened on her behalf.

>>18136550
>I thought the human hero came after she became the Demon Lord though.
>If that's a retcon and now he came before, that's even better. Much more romantic.

The human hero did come shortly after she achieved her position, but his help is what enabled her to solidify it (without him the Chief God would have killed her and undone the changes she had made).

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>>18136547
>3. There is a rumor that one of the gods may have assisted her behind the scenes as well.
Hmm, I wonder if there's a god that would have been interested in the massive explosion of sex and love that followed the change in leadership

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>>18136526
>Pre-DL ancient dragon
>Had tons of husbands
>outlived them all
>Still keeps mementos like the swords they brought to slay her.

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>>18136550
Oh yeah, he did. It's just that him joining her sealed the deal, if he wasn't there she would have been rekt by the CG.

>>18136556
>Is/was the DL a rogue?
She's a sneaky succubutt.

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>>18136568
>Caramel skinned pink-winged deity whistling non-suspiciously

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>>18136568
I hate the Fallen God.

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>>18136556
May as well post the succubus history section from the notebook:

>The birth of the succubus' race dates all the way back to the age of the former mamono lords. At the time, the race known as “demons” was exhausting every means possible to bring about the eradication of humanity, and from among them emerged the progenitors who started using lust as a means to destroy humans, splintering off into the “succubus” race.

>Even back then, they possessed high mamono mana as well as the sexual techniques to easily enthrall men, but power was everything in the age of the former mamono lords, and we certainly cannot say that the succubi were high-ranked, since they lacked direct martial power and mainly resorted to underhanded tricks. They were treated as mid-ranked demons and there were not too many of them.

>Even at the time, the succubi were a capricious and uninhibited race who usually attacked men as they pleased. It is said that they were occasionally convened by higher rank monsters and employed to maneuver behind the scenes to accomplish tasks such as charming heroes and champions difficult to defeat with power, or emasculating the sovereigns of human kingdoms. They kept themselves separate from the horde of other races who consumed human flesh, since they did not share this trait, and the succubi* alone achieved a unique evolution, and began adopting behaviors and thought patterns that were unseen in other races, such as keeping humans as livestock instead of outright killing them.

>The era progressed, and the single most powerful individual from among the succubi ended up ascending to the throne of the mamono lord. For the throne to fall to her, she would have needed to triumph and survive the mutual slaughter-fest held by all the monsters to decide the next mamono lord. Since the succubus' race was fundamentally inferior in terms of pure martial power, the birth of a mamono lord from among them was extremely exceptional, supposedly occurring for the very first time in history.

>Furthermore, even though there were small scale skirmishes, this time there was no large scale mutual slaughter, yet she was still able to bring the monsters together somehow, which we can say was also unprecedented. As for how the advent of the succubus mamono lord came to pass, she had the cooperation of the greatest human hero of that age, who is also currently her husband. Other than that, there is whispering of a theory which claims that some divinities may have also intervened on her behalf.

>As of the present, the power of a succubus has been distributed to all the other races by this mamono lord. Due to that, the monsters now all have the forms of beautiful women, and have transformed into beings that live together with human men as their partners instead of killing and eating humans. And so, the age in which power was everything came to an end. The age of the succubus, in which the ability to charm and obtain a man is most highly valued, has arrived. The succubi, who possess a variety of techniques for enthralling a man's heart and body, are now respected and looked up to by all monsters.

>During this era, the number of succubi has increased dramatically, and they have become much more powerful beings through storing up mana by continuously copulating with their partners. They are treated as high-ranked demons, and have become the race exemplary of monsters in name and fact, yet even now, the succubi are as capricious and uninhibited as ever, opting to search for a husband as they see fit and enjoy sex rather than to subjugate other races.

>Translation note: The reference to how the cooperation of the human hero was essential to her reign as mamono lord need not contradict the sequence of events referred to in MGE volume 1 (wherein she gained the status of mamono lord shortly before she met her husband), but rather is more likely referencing how his cooperation was essential to her cementing her position and maintaining it when the chief god tried to kill her, as well as how being married to him has allowed her to increase her power and spread her realm.

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>>18136571
What a Slut

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>>18136575
>if he wasn't there she would have been rekt by the CG

>CG about to smite DL with a final blow
>Suddenly https://youtu.be/T_U2OTUfYEM?t=2m28s as a gilded greatsword blocks the strike

The Hero is kinda cool, damn. I like that, he kinda stands for humanity's side of the deal towards a better future.

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>>18136596
>Hero blessed with the Chief God's great blessing
>Uses it to defeat her and protect her arch rival, pretty much damning her to a slow defeat over the next few thousand years

The Goddess Who Was Cucked to Death

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>>18136596
Imagine the CG's face when the hero she loved so much betrayed her.

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>>18136596
>>18136604
>>18136607
Ah, the DRAMA of it all!

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>>18136610
Forgot my image.

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>>18136610
I can just see the hero giving her the "A man chooses, a slave obeys" speech and he chose to make that succubus his wife. It was at that moment the DL had the biggest heart pupils the world has seen.

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>>18136607
Not sure if she loved him that much. She didn't descend to plead her case or try to get the hero back, she came down to kill both him and his wife so that the settings would return to the one where monsters slaughtered humans.

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>>18136593
not her fault humans were so frail back then

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>>18136596
>unironcally posting trash music from trash shows
Ew.

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>>18136631
Oh I don't watch it (or much anime in general), its just the goto meme song right now for when hype anime stuff is happening

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>>18136625
She had high hopes for him at least. Seeing him side with the monsters must have cause quite the reaction on her.

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>>18136622
>"Y-YOU CANT JUST MARRY A MONSTER!"
>"Who says I can't?"
>"I DO!"
>"And why should I have to listen to You?"
>The very first cracks begin to appear in the (Settings)

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>>18136652
>>18136622
This is the gallant, cool and suave husband the DL sees when she gazes at him many years later, even if all her daughters roll their eyes at his dumb goofy dad jokes.

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>>18136645
Maybe, but he also may have been simply a knee-jerk reaction choice. After all if the new Mamono Lord hadn't done what she did then a hero would not have been chosen until quite a few years later, after a lot of humanity had been killed off.

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>>18136616
Surprise sex with a Phantom. She'd never see it cumming.

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>>18136665
>DL's husband is asleep on the couch, snoring loudly in his wifebeater as the DL and Druella enjoy some late night Dark Matter coffee in the next room watching him
>The DL is swooning while Druella is smirking and shrugging
>"Honestly, mother, don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes I wonder what you saw in Dad."
>"Sweetie, don't take this the wrong way, but when you finally find the one, you'll know."

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>>18136596
>https://youtu.be/T_U2OTUfYEM?t=2m28s
I'd watch an MGE version of that show.

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>>18136589
>greatest human hero of that age, who is also currently her husband
Sugoi, Hero-sama!

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>>18136709
Even if MGs were real, they couldn't get me into anime.

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>>18136589
I can't help but feel Demons proper might have the smallest, teensiest little inkling of jealousy towards their evolutionary successors now being the top of the foodchain.

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So MGE Succubi had the burden of educating low IQ savage monstergirls?

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>>18136782
>succ giving wurm-chan the birds and the bees talk
Amusing

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>>18136782
They've delegated that role, as the last section said, they still just wanna find cute boys~

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>>18136782
Why have succubi teach when there's a girl whose entire existence is teaching?

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>>18136743
You sure about that

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>>18136802
These anti-condom images are the dumbest shit ever.

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>>18136782
Not only low IQ, savage MGs: all MGs who're not used to civilisation or don't understand the frailties and needs of a human body.

>>18136809
Hakutaku is probably for more generalised
knowledge, rather than pure sex or husbando care.

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It's said the CG was severely weakened in her fight with the DL and the Hero. Do you think they had the chance to finish her off but stayed their hands?

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>>18136814
Absolutely.

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>>18136817
Its like that cooking school image with the Ushi-Oni.

From
>"Duuuuhr... whas this? Food? Nah... I just wanna FUKK!"

To
>"Hmhm! Husband will be melting at this finely crafted meal, it will replenish his stamina and he'll be BEGGING me to rape him!"

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>>18136818
That would also just be the smarter decision. By leaving her alive, it means she's still technically the Chief God, meaning another, more competent one couldn't take her place and launch a counterattack soon after.
Alongside the DL seeming to not want to kill anyone in general unless absolutely necessary. Would be a bit of a red mark on her attempts to bring humans and monsters together if her first big act as the new Demon Lord was to commit Deicide of their chief deity.

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>>18136829
World Guide II is one of my favourite books precisely because of that image.

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>>18136824
Im sure that nice therapist down the block can convince you to change your mind.

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>>18136856
They FIX brain problems, not induce them.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think that monsters and humans can live together, can anyone prove me otherwise?

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>>18136871
QED

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>>18136880
This is why Lamias, Unagi Joro, and Ryus are so great. Their bodies double as loveseats. You save so much money on furniture!

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>>18136880
Fat old goddess

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>>18136916
>>18136916
>You will never slow fuck a Goddess like that

[Anonymous No.]

loli oni has had too much to drink
but insist she drives better when shes had a few
what do you do?

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>>18136880
>tfw I just noticed the Pally-Kun picture behind them
What did LN mean by this?

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>>18136922
Good, she's old and fat.

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>>18136928
Throw beans at her and remind her she’s an Oni and Oni’s cannot get drivers liscences.

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>>18136815
It's /monster/, duh. Still genuinely better than most shit we produce.

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>>18136943
How very subtle of you.

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>>18136815
I like em

[Anonymous No.]

What if a yeti learned grappling martial arts?

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>>18136963
>Opponent loses the will to fight because her hug is so comfy

How scary

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>>18136963
Then to counter her I travel to Siberia and learn to wrestle Grizzlies while a blizzard and a tornado carry us into the sky.

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>>18133354
>Your wife let your parents think you were dead for 2 years
That's not very nice

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>>18136991
Do you know how hard it is to knock up a Dragon anon?

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>>18136963
Weresheep have the best submission holds.

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>>18136991
>Dragon demands a royalty sacrifice
>Prince says no matter what he won't let his sister be sacrificed
>"Who said anything about sacrificing PRINCESSES?"

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>>18136929
A relative?

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>>18137027
what would a ghost's favorite position be?

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>>18136994
Took me four years to start thinking about a daughteru. I like to imagine that's how long it would take for me to get my dragon waifu pregnant with training, grind and luck. Maybe we'd go to something like a time chamber where I spend 40 years fucking her, but only 4 years passed on the real world

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>>18137040
Your head phasing through her ass

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>>18137040
Sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that hellhounds tough girl personality is only a act, if you constantly showed them with headpats cuddling and cutesy names they'll crack.

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How fucked are the eunuchs in this setting? I can't imagine a monster wanting to be your wife if you got castrated.

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>>18137074
SE can be harvested through multiple means. Shit probably grows back through the power of love anyway.

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>>18137074
they just grow it back

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>>18137094

That's not how it works when you get castrated anon.

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>>18137097
It does in MAMONOBAMA-land

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>>18137005
So she wants a prince sacrifice?
How would his sister react?

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>>18137097

We'll they're already emasculated. I guess they;d just fucking Alp and move on with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137102
>"You won't kill my brother!"
>"Who said anything about killing him, O-nee-chan~"

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>>18137105
So doragon-chan and princess are related?

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>>18137117
They will be

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>>18137117
They are now.

[Anonymous No.]

Its 2018 now, another year of being alone and stuck here for all of us.

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>>18137102
>>18137105
Then onee-san runs away to become a great paladin and save her brother from that scaly slut. Unfortunately for her, her family's patron deity is eros, who senses onee-sans true motives and 'helps' by giving her a form better able to compete with dragon-chan. Compete in seductiveness, not combat.

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>>18137027
What a cute little Ghost.

Are you going to help lead me out of this graveyard?

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>>18137027
Cute ghost girlfriend!
She's going on a date with Anon to the beach!
She doesn't know he's gonna pop the question there!

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>>18136994
What kind of broke-ass Dragon doesn't have minions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137142

I'll drink to that. Have a happy new year anon. May all of your wishes come true!

I just want to gain more muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137156
A delinquent teenager who rampaged through the countryside to get a BF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137147
Houri-paladin assaults the dragon's lair alone to defeat the beast and save her brother with the power of incestuous love!

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>>18137074
Alp Alp baby

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>>18137156
The one who has realized that if you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself.

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>>18137179
Please don't alp the eunuchs, they've had a hard enough life

[Anonymous No.]

Good night and happy new year anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take it easy. One drink too many may leave you waking up beneath a monster girl or two.

Or three... Or four.

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>>18137161
>Oni twins will never help you build muscle.
FUCK

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>>18137183
oh I got it for them hard

[Anonymous No.]

Never noticed the braid in the back, always thought she had short hair.
way to start the new year with my dreams crushed;_;

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>>18137197
That only makes her better though.

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>>18137156
A lot of them don't actually. They just enjoy a quiet life with their treasure, making sure no one is around to bother her or touch her precious stash.

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>>18137190
>Anon wakes up after a crazy New Year's party on top of a huge /fit/ Red Oni who's cuddling him like a teddy bear.
>To his left is the Oni's Blue Oni sister, glasses askew and giggling in her sleep.
>To his right is an Apophis who's fallen slightly off the bed and is making lewd noises while tossing and turning.
>On top of him is his Pharaoh Onee-san who insisted he come to this party.
>At the foot of the bed is at least twelve Khepri, his sister's Anubis best friend and a set of Cheshire Triplets.
Anon can't remember what happened last night, but judging from the tight feeling around his dick and his crotch's proximity to his Onee-san's pussy he can guess.

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>>18137197
But braids are massively underrated.

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>>18137213
They best way to start the year, with harem and incest.

Those cheshires better be smug shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137197
Braids are Best!

[Anonymous No.]

>"I shouldn't have ordered a large."

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>>18137213
I only want my Pharaoh nee-san!
She's the most beautiful woman in the world and my heart is hers alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137224
Oh yeah she is.

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>>18137231
You act like she doesn't want you to be in a harem because those girls are all her friends and she doesn't want them left out while showing what a huge stud her otouto is.

>>18137235
*they are
Fuck it's late.

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>>18137200
>>18137214
>>18137225
I don't hate them it's just gave off more of a tomboy feel when i didn't notice it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137245
So you're saying she's not very ladylike huh?

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>>18137263
she has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

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>>18137244
Might as well get my friends to date her friends. I'm too greedy to share my love with others than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137226
She has something on her face, let me grab a napkin and wipe it off.

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>>18137244
At best I'd agree to take the Apophis too, just to instill into her how superior my Pharaoh nee-san is! But Nee-san will forever be my true love!

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>tfw no MG daughteru to give New Year's cummies to when the clock strikes midnight
I hate everything.

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>>18137371
And now I'm kinda hoping the portals don't open so people like you die alone.

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>>18137371
>tfw no daughteru to show fireworks to and giggle as she tries to breathe huge exploding fireballs to the skies like her mama during festivals

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137371
>tfw no daughteru to cuddle with all the way under the covers because the fireworks scare her

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Year everyone, I hope everyone has a good 2018 with their wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137638
Happy new year to you too, may the portals open this round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137142
You deserved that, fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137655
That 'Fit to Fuk' poster has my attention.

It's hard to find a muscles spider in this city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137655
What happens if a CC man shows up for CC ladies night at the MGC bar?

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>>18137687
>starting-to-silver haired man in his mid 50's shows up to CC ladies' night at the MGC bar
The question isn't 'would he walk away with a monstergirl', the question is 'how many monstergirls would he walk away with'?

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>>18137687
About what you'd expect.

>>18137681
Do Ushis count?

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>>18137698
Damn CC men, showing up to seduce all the younger MG bar-goers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137700
I just LOVE how big that rapecowspider is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137707
>>18137698
I can see him showing up the same night that Hakutaku and Unicorn go, and Haku completely falling for him and being totally flustered.

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>>18137708
It's the right size for an Ancient Evil Demonic Spider.

Just imagine her making her way through the narrow street of a Zipangu town. Taking up both sides and forcing people to step aside.

When an Ushi-Oni enters town, you make way.

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>>18137719
Ahh man, this just gets better and better. I wanna be the one thing that keeps her sane, or at least slightly less insane, for her to pursue and obsess over when she's not threatening to terrorize the surrounding country.
>"Haaaahn, move, MOVE! He's here somewhere! I can... RRRWWRG, SMELL him! Haau, husband? Oh HUSBAND?! Hehehehehe!"

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>>18137722
>for her to pursue and obsess over when she's not threatening to terrorize the surrounding country.
So i'm not the only one who wants to be chased by a monstergirl? The thrill of the chase and the resulting hard rape would be worth it.

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>>18137732
It doesn't work for all races, but if its a special girl that it fits its top tier. I honestly don't usually think about Ushi-Onis, but one of that huge size and ferociousness/ancient evil edge just gets me going for being chased by her.
I want her to Bad End me!
>"Heehehe... HEHEHEHE... Caaught yooou~"
>"You're finally all mine... and now, you will never, EVER leave again~"
>"Haaaau... E V E R"
Bad (Best) End unlocked!

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>>18137722
Monsters wandering the streets of a Zipangu isn't uncommon. Onis coming down from the mountains for sake, Kunoichi in disguise on some important mission.

Even an Ushi-Oni isn't unheard of, though maybe quite rare. Just need to keep her away from the other Oni species, they might end up fighting in the middle of the town and destroying a building or two in the process. Only an Ushi-Oni can take on a gang of Oni Mountain Bandits alone. But that won't stop them from picking a fight with each other.

So when the Merchant Anon who's spent all his earnings on hiring a group of Onis as bodyguards, while he takes cover in the inn. It's often wise to take cover yourself. Then emerge after the Ushi-Oni has taken the merchant back to her love den.

Just another day in Zipangu for the locals.

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>>18137750
>Bad (Best) End unlocked!
I don't understand why its called a bad end. Being chased by ancient evils in love sounds rather fun.
>"WHERE ARE YOU? I can smell you,i can sense your feaaaaaaaar~!"
>"Come out and i'll go gentle on you, i'll only break half of your pelvis!"
>"I FOUND YOU"
>"DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME LOVE, I NEED YOU!"
The dream...

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>>18137752
>>18137767
When he came across a strange relic in the shape of a spider, he thought he had found something valuable.

When he took it into town, an old, grey-furred Tanuki appraised it. After careful inspection she determined the artifact was cursed. She warned him to discard it, or be chased down by a terrifying and ancient Demon.

Merchant Anon scoffed, thinking the Tanuki was trying to get him to sell it at a lower price to her. But by the next full moon, his fate had already been sealed.

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>>18137767
Absolutely the dream. You just know she's a maniac in bed too, as well as being fiercely doting and loyal to you once you're in her inescapable clutches as well. You'll at least know that you never, ever have to fear for yourself again, only hoping for quick recovery periods for your body from her passionate, slamming sex with her demonically charged and enlarged body.
You can always sleep with your head in her large watermelon sized breasts afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18129177
Why do you think they're such accomplished archers?

Born markswomen

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>>18137820
Elves can also do tricks like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137825
Why would you need to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137831
Wood Elves do it to spice things up in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137835
>See if she can reliably hit the bull's eye while you fuck her in that position

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137835
Wood elves are fat now, haven't you heard?

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>>18137856
Not Wood Elves, they're fit, lean, and quite short.

That's probably one of those High Elves, taking part in too much fine wine and food!

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>>18137859
>High elf
That's no noble and elegant High elf. That's a greasy, slovenly wide elf!

Yeah I stole your joke, that one anon. Whatcha gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

High elves are arrogant pricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137861
Damn Wide Elves!

[Anonymous No.]

Currently 4 degrees out. That's -15.5 in commie units.
I am in need of a cuddle maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137864
They act all aloof and high and mighty, because of their immortality and powerful magic. They need to be brought down a peg!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137869

>Thinking that's cold
How cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137877
>They have perfectly justified reasons to act superior
>Because the are superior
>And I don't like that!!
Anti-elf fags everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137881
>Gee Anon, not even below zero? That's summer where I come from.
>Maybe I should fetch you a blanket so you don't turn into a popsicle?

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>>18137882
>responsible for every great evil in history
>constantly shit on by orcs and humies despite immortality, better magic, better technology, and aim-bot
>entire race could get out-bred by a 96 year old Irishman with a jar of whiskey
>superior

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>>18137869
It's -22 here and I've got my window open to keep from getting too hot. I guess that's why I like Yuki-onna so much.

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>>18137892
>>responsible for every great evil in history
You mean our history or MGE's? Or some other random setting, because in the latter case, that's only another sign of their superiority. They're the most bestest and relevant, the most powerful. So obviously they have capacity for the greatest evils and the greatest goods.

It's not their fault every other race is so insignificant that they couldn't hope to be either the "great good" or "great evil".

>constantly shit on by orcs and humies despite immortality, better magic, better technology, and aim-bot
Eh, humans are pretty broken when you think about it. Every setting has them able to create mages nearly on par with elves and warriors nearly or just as good as elves. And they breed like vermin, so even though their lives are shorter there are just so many. It's inevitable really.

I mean, we're vastly superior to cockroaches, but when the shit hits the fan, they'll be around long after we're gone.

>Orcs
Pff, put down the doujins anon.

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>>18137901
Me also

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137881
>>18137901
I am currently without heat, so the ambient temperature in my bedroom is buoyed solely by the heat coming off my computer, which after being on for 12 hours, has managed to bring the room up to about 10.5 degrees according to my thermometer.
Shit's cold.

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>>18137907
>Eh, humans are pretty broken when you think about it. Every setting has them able to create mages nearly on par with elves and warriors nearly or just as good as elves. And they breed like vermin, so even though their lives are shorter there are just so many. It's inevitable really.
So humans>elves, I'm glad you agree.

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>>18137920
>he doesn't have a space heater

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>>18137921
An individual elf >>>>>> the cream of the human crop

But hey, it's like the googolplex question. Who wins an elven city or a googolplex of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137732
Spanking a Wurm’s ass is a surefire way to get chased down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137920
A Gremlin could upgrade your rig to put out even more heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137932
>only 4 GHz? You should have gone for 8!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137932
>Use red LEDs! They put out more heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137925

At last! I don't have to chose between my lust for dragons and my desire for cold!

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>>18137925
>>18137949
What do you think Ice Dragons do in their lairs all day?

I bet they spend their time making ice sculptures. Decades and centuries spent shaping ice into a great frozen paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137932
>>18137939
>>18137943
I wanna build a PC with a gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137901
>not having -45C
>not sleeping with open window
Step up, senpai

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>>18137976
So this is what happens when a Snow Kingdom borders a prominent Inari shrine.

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>>18137981
Indeed. Though that doesn't explain the gift wrapping.

Maybe it's a Fox thing?

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>>18137958
Ice Daikis of their perfect husbando, but unfortunately do the uh... friction, these statues tend to melt, her perfect husbando becoming something ephemeral.

Its well known that this is a leading cause of the prolific yandere tendencies of Ice dragons, and the high rates of becoming Zombie Dragon.

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>>18137983

It's obvious that it's her husbands christmas present.

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>>18137949
You didn't, with zombie dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137992
Zombie dragons aren't necessarily cold, they're whatever temperature you get them to.
Imagine the heat capacity of those funbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137992
Oh god no. Zombies Are the one thing that actually disturbs me thanks to a phobia I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137999
You have a fear of good taste? A devastating malady indeed.

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>>18137996
Less than a living dragon that glows from within due to her inner fire

[Anonymous No.]

There's bugs living in the snow, did you guys know that? I met plenty. Some huddled with me for warmth, others avoided me with leaps and bounds.

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>>18138004
Except for the dragons of every other element.

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>>18138003
No, a fear of corpses. Ghosts are the superior form of undead anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S 2018 AND THERE'S NO PORTALS
YOU SAID THERE'D BE PORTALS IN 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138019
2018 anon, the portals are coming soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137958
Ice Dragons play the ancient game of Penguin Punting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138037
They deserve it, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138019
Was this meme started when the threads where still on /a/ or a little after that? I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138058
Portals was an /a/ thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136880
Imagine cuddling with that big meaty ryu. I imagine she'd be smiling sweetly the whole time, overjoyed that you're attracted to an old goddess like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138019
It's for the best, portals are a 2 way thing, and you don't want our world's BS going to theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

Puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138297
The gift so great you just want to make as many as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138297
They are pretty cute. Babysitting a hellhound would be fun, especially if you played around being smug.

[Anonymous No.]

So how about those New Years' resolutions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138352
I'll try doing some pushups everyday and maybe comm some stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138319
Sounds like a big hassle, but when you finally get her to go to bed and hear her say "it was a lot of fun tonight" wouldn't you almost forgive the cute little thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138352
Get better at drawing chubby mgs in a way that people who aren't into that stuff can still enjoy

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>>18137856
>Wide elf

I kinda want a trio of strongfat P'Orc's to start teasing and bullying such an elf before taking her 'in'.

Many jokes about her not being so 'high and mighty' about her figure would be mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

I appreciate this guys imagination even though his artwork is in need of improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138352
All I can think of is the New Years /fit/ comic with Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138389
It wouldn't be that big of a hassle if she kept trying to win against you all day, spending most of her energy by evening and going to sleep early. Sure, you'd need the energy to go at it yourself but it would be worth it.

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>>18138434
A Sorceressmander?

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>>18138447
She's almost like a spellsword, except she wields a spear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138447
That could be cute as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138452
>>18138458
Being Lancer is suffering though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138459
Is that why she'd lose to a fatty lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138459
I don't think anyone will suffer like Cu Chulainn in MGE Land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138465
Suffering as lancers is universal. I've seen a whole dragoon squad get fucked by mages and even archers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138485
You don't need to engage in roleplay faggotry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136809
If hakutaku existed back then (a number of monster races only developed some time after the change to monster girls) they were probably even more restricted to Mist Continent than they are now, so they wouldn't have been available as teachers for most monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138489
>Roleplay faggotry
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138511
Sonic's arms aren't blue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138412
>"Hey girls, look like an elf is trying to be one of us!"
>"One of us? She doesn't even have any muscle to go with that flab!"
>"Yeah, what are you doing 'little' elf? Figure out that folks are digging the horde today and not you tree-hugging knife ears?"
>Wide elf just wants to enjoy her fries and burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136963
She would drink beer, raise hell, and start a feud with the Tanuki owner Vivian McMahon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137074
Sexual healing with a Succubus!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the best part about being captured for a slave market is all the Mayderes bidding on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138686
I'd have a hard time respecting slave owners. If I'm going to be forcibly married, they could at least do the legwork to capture me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138709
You don't expect a tubby tanuki to kick down your door and grab you herself now do you?
She's corporate evil

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>>18138686
Is there any mention in MGE of slave markets where monster girls bid on men? I only recall the opposite (i.e. men who capture monster girls, who tend to let themselves get captured and use their wiles to select their master, to sell to people).

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138709
Well how else am I supposed to get my Pharaoh wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138718
Well, Dark elves are mentioned as taking slaves so I wouldn't imagine its that much of a stretch to figure that they've got a market they work at

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138725
Be an indiana jones knockoff and borrow a stone slab of ramses from her tomb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138735
I am much too unfit to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138726
Yes but dark elves have a specific culture where a young adult elf goes on a journey to find herself a slave. Its like a rite of passage for them more than a "buy a guy at the market" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138735
RETURN THE SLAB

[Anonymous No.]

The kind of monster girls who buy their husband at the slave market are the same kind of monster girls who are too awkward to seduce a man.
Don't be too happy when your new Vampire owner brings you to her mansion, chances are she hasn't even held hands with a man before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138725
Ask her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138797
Joke's on you anon, she held my hand on the way home from the slave market!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138797
Imagine being assertive and foward with with a mistress like that. She'd need to try really hard or else she'll be the slave.

>>18138718
I used to think this was really dumb, but humans would do the same thing. Let themselves be captured by a monster and strike their favorite's weakspots so she buys him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138714
I'll do the same to her though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138800
She might not speak the same language, and I probably can't even get close her her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138815
Just use hand signs. You know the one I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138797
>Awkward nerd vampire
I am the master now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138818
I could't possibly do something so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

When a Salamander asks you the riddle of steel, you must answer her honestly, lest she find you detestable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138826
C'mon anon, just flash her a lewd look and do it. Make sure to stretch your neck a lot too when she's near you.
Check under her bed when you're cleaning too to see if she has any specific fetishes you can attack. Trust me anon, your mistress will be even happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138807
She'd drag you by a chain or throw you in a vehicle.

>>18138812
>>18138820
Don't get too cocky or you'll be sucked dry and thoroughly punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138843
>Make sure to stretch your neck a lot too when she's near you.
What?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your waifu wanted have a gangbang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138856
if she did then she wouldn't be my waifu. I mean, unless she was talking about wanting to get eiffel towered by me and our daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138844
She's going to suck me dry alright. I just hope her womb could take everything I have in store for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138856
I'd wonder why you're such a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138856
Get out of here you fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138880
>>18138886
>>18138887
i mean your the one getting gangbanged

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138856
I'm satisfied with just her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138890
Too late now, faggotron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138890
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138856
Break out the doppenganger potions.

[Anonymous No.]

Scans when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138795
What’s yer offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138856
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133636
Because the women are out doing the Chief God's duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138929
Not soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137877
I wanna marry the High Elf queen and act a bit of a fool and tease her in front of her subordinates!
>”This Council will begin with the sentenc-“
>enter me in the High Elf’s sacred council chambers in nothing more than a bathrobe (tied and covered up of course) and houseshoes
>”Honey, we’re all out of pancake batter! I was gonna reward you for such an amazing night last night, but I can’t make your favorite strawberry heart pancakes! What would you like for your breakfast instead?”
>cue a few high Elves fainting or so embarrassed that a lowly human is talking to their queen like that especially in the council chambers

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138434
WIZARD LIZARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138797
What if I bought my Elf waifu from the slave market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138965
This is what Monster Girl Romcoms look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138976
But which of the two smiles do you mean?
Parasite slimes are good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138976
Underrated girl. I like your style anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138995
I’d rather catch the other show about the one anon that got roped into being a den dad for the Sabbath Scouts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138957
I prefer human Wilmarina. She's got that short, white hair, and a delightful dress. Can I just monsterize her into a more lascivious version of her regular self?

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the new year doge

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139029
the last time I heard the word naga was in respect to that one lolcow artist that drew snape from harry potter as a pregnant hermaphrodite snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139029
lamia comes from greek mythology where a woman became a child eating snek though

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires who get all embarrassed when their pale tits turn red after feeding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133751

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139097
Since kikis are sligthly related to dogs.
do you think she would like to play a game of fetch for a short while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138965
>"C-can you make me some hash browns?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139124
She plays fetch with your dry cleaning twice a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139124
>you will never use mama Kiki's feather duster to play fetch with your little Kiki daughteru
Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138976
What would your ideal parasite slime’s host look and act like, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139139
Why you need to use her mum feather duster? i mean the little kid has her own duster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139160
Not until she starts her official maid training anon, plus, mama's is special and makes the daughteru feel like a big girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139154
A Paladin who was hurt pretty badly in a battle who let the slime help her recover so that she could go home and retire with that son of the cobbler in the countryside somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138976
Who the parasite slimes give birth to? Regular human grills, human grills with attached slimes or just slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

Honey badgers girls could probably out-rape even a ushi-oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139175
A lithe beautiful and pristine Paladin, or a gorgeous muscled and scarred Paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139160
Little Tyke feather dusters are made of balsa wood and play feathers. These weak, homemade feather dusters aren't suitable for a good game of catch.
Mama's feather duster is a full size Double Atomic Dirtobliterator purchased back before the the dissolution of the Snowviet Union and made by the finest Imperial Zipanguese craftsmen.
It's made from dried ironwood and Jubjub feathers, the best produce of the Zipanguese Co-Prosperity Sphere.
It has significantly more heft, allowing for greater games of fetch. It's also unbreakable by conventional means, so mama is happy to lend it for games of fetch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139180
Succubus-Slimes or actual Slimes most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139207
Can I get a toned, tomboyish Paladin, neither pristine nor scarred excessively?
Ideally, in full plate armor with a greathelm, that way she can come back from a crusade, we can work together to remove her armor, and she can collapse into bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139029
I remember google searching naga as a kid after seeing them in a final fantasy game. It brought back pictures of Naga from slayers. That was the day I learned I had a paizuri fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138957
Aren't all of those women pure untouched virgeenus tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139029
Naga in Indian mythology are literally just snakes with human faces. They looked nothing like monster girl lamia. Lamia comes from Greek mythology by the whole snake lower body came much later in the myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139229
would you recommend slayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139284
Not him but I watched it in 2016, I was going to say last year but today's special isn't it? It's a lot of fun if you like gag humor and the fantasy elements are pretty fun overall. It's not supposed to be taken too seriously. Naga is only in the OVA and movie specials though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18135853
>Hey that's my line!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139329
Both of them would go to the trash. How much is a shirohebi or devil even worth anyway? They deserve to be sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139335
You can't place a price on devotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139344
Oh yes you can.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year or something

[Anonymous No.]

If a gaijin girl gets corrupted into a Zipangu girl does she become Zipangu herself or does she stay a gaijin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139366
She becomes a weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139375
I hate weeaboos so much that sometimes i can't sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139375
That's kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139329
I want a pudgy devil that's open about her status as meat toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139375
Just imagine a Gaijin Kunoichi having to be taught everything by the girl who corrupted her because she has no idea how to sneak.
Just imagine finding a plump scantily clad ass stuck in a window as a tanned texas accented Kunoichi asks politely if you could be a neighbor and let her get away so she can try "assassinating" you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139438
>tanned Kunoichi with a southern accent
There’s no way in hell im letting her go. Unless she’s going to get her stuff to move into my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139438
I'd take just about any Kunoichi, Gaijin or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139438
What accent would a blond Kej have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139447
But she needs to successfully assassinate you to deserve that!

>>18139454
Either Valley Girl or Southern Belle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139438
Cute idea. Wanna play her butt like the bongos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139454
>Texan
y'all'd've'f'ld've

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139460
>Valley Girl or Southern Belle.
Hmm, a tough choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139466
I tell you what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139464
That's a good way to get a crying Kunoichi moaning about how she can't be a bride now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137856
So what is this, huh? Gonna just get yourself fat on some fries, what, couldn't afford a steak? You know ugh... if you want we could swing on back to my place and find something a little bit more comfortable to do. When I'm done with you, you won't be a girl anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139469
>That
>Tough choice
The valley accent would drive me nuts for anyone I had to spend any significant time around. Southern Belle is kinda charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139490
Well I'd have a mighty proposition for her, I'd say as I knead and mash those bootycheeks for my amusement.
If she can come back tomorrow and try again to 'assassinate' me, and succeed, I'll make it so she's the most spoiled bride in this side of Zipangu.

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>>18139506
I got a bimbo fetish bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139344
What's the source for the pic on the right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139500
Shut up Carl, I wanna bully that elf with fries and my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139555
I believe that came from butter-T’s art book where he updated a lot of his monster girl art

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139460
What if she’s already successfully assassinated my heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139592
That's a lot of cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139602
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139601
Then she'll be heartpupiling all the way to the bedroom when you sling her over your shoulder.
Careful anon, she's a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bicorn (also known as Burrowing Bicorn, Bicorne) is a mythological creature with two horns that has the reputation of devouring kind-hearted and devoted husbands, and is thus plump and well fed. His counterpart is the Chichevache, which devours only obedient wives and is therefore thin and starving. The Bicorn is a tremendously quick burrower, and is notorious for eluding capture. The configuration of the creature's two horns remains a mystery, as when captured, it 'drops' both horns, much as an iguana drops its tail.

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>>18139592
A Wurm is heat is a terrifying thing anon.
She won't stop until there isn't a drop left in your balls.
Of course after that she'll take you to some hot springs, clean off and then snuggle you so warmly you'd think you were being embraced by an angel.

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>>18139681
I can't imagine Centaurs and their subspecies using shovels very well.

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>>18139681
>devours only obedient wives
>thin and starving
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134826
Do succubutts have hymens?

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>>18139723
Yes.
A succubus' first time is very special anon. Don't disappoint her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139737
Legends say there's a small extremist faction centered around the fetish of mutual defloration

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>>18139718
Human women a shit.

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>>18139681
> that has the reputation of devouring kind-hearted and devoted husbands, and is thus plump and well fed. His counterpart is the Chichevache, which devours only obedient wives and is therefore thin and starving.
Savage

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>>18139754
>doujins speak for all 2d human girls
Shit I guess all monster girls are sluts because of ahobaka then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139754
Delete that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139766
Fact: there are more NTR doujins with human girls than monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139782
No shit, monster girls are a niche to start with. If they were popular it'd be the same ratio.

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>>18139754
You got called out for this before faggot. Take a hint and fuck off to the other site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139782
>There are more doujins with humans than monster girls
Stop the presses

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>>18139723
Briefly.

[Anonymous No.]

I -NEED- a tomboy Valkyrie with this bodytype.

Will delete for non MG image but it had to be said.

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>>18139753
>That spoiler
If a Succubus got to experience that then her heart pupils would never go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139609
Anon I'm not an alp.

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>>18139817
23 draws the ideal body types for me, I'm glad he's moved away from yuri in recent years.

[Anonymous No.]

All of this talk of virgins reminds me of the best explanation of why Vampires prefer virgin blood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2rGt_4T4A

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139817
I wouldn't mind fighting an Ares valk that looked like tgat if it pleased her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139841
>Tomboy Ares Valk that enjoys fighting and drinking.
>Occasionally makes her anon fight her.
>Winner gets pleasured orally until they're satisfied.
>Anon always ends up with his head squeezed between her powerful thighs as she talks dirty.

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>>18139836
Though this isn't the place for it, I don't mind Yuri if its done tastefully which it is between Kuro and Shiro by him, but yes, his girls are absolutely 100% perfect.

>>18139841
>>18139850
That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
But still would like if I could fluster her with romantic talk.

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>>18139857
>Anon tries to say something romantic while he's eating out his Valk.
>"Who said you could talk bitch? Get back to licking!"
>As anon's vision was obscured by her thighs, he could at least take satisfaction in how cute her flustered face looked.

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>>18139850
I hope the fight would be good enough for Ares to enjoy. I'm already married but a battle were both of us are giving our all would be really good, especially if the odds were against me.

>>18139857
She is a battle lady, but she's still a lday, anon. Sweet talking and praising would do wonders.

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>>18139857
>spoilers
Don't get me wrong, I agree but it was a waste for every girl he drawn with that body type to go without being dicked.
I really need a Jinko like that.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a unicorn reacting to her daughter becoming a bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139907
trying to calm me while i grab the shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139907
Dissapointment towards the boyfriend.

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>>18139907
conjuring up images of pushy sub urban moms chastising their goth daughters for living a different life style

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139863
>>18139867
>"W-who does he think he is, saying something like that all of a sudden? It's- its not the way of things! Would should I do, Lady Ares?"
>"My Valkyrie, sometimes the greatest battlefields are those inside of us. Sometimes the greatest conquests are those of the heart."
>Valkyrie meets up with Anon the next time and sheepishly rubs the back of her head while her other hand is on her hip
>"So, eeh, listen, ya, um, nitwit and all, I uh, see I was thinkin, and uh, a-after the fight today, maybe instead of, you know, the usual, we could, ah, the loser has to, uh..."
>"I would love to take you on a date after our fight."
>"G-GEEZE YA DONT GOTTA CALL IT 'THAT' OR ANYTHING JUST A TRIP TO DINNER THATS ALL I JUST KNOW ILL BE HUNGRY AFTER KICKIN YER ASS!"
Adorable.

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>>18139907
>HUSBAND
>GET THE PADDLE

[Anonymous No.]

are bicorns bi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139857
There's no thing such as "tasteful" utter shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139935
More than likely, as they have a harem fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139935
only in the sense that they wouldn't mind other girls being in bed with them and husband at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139922
Tomboys who can't be true to their feelings are cute.

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>>18139936
Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions

[Anonymous No.]

Trust no one, not even yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139943
>you will never drill your bicorn waifu in her frontgina while a roper DPs her from behind

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>>18139957
aww jeez

[Anonymous No.]

>>18133223
Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/kIvx-fKFwVk

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139754
Kek why is it always black people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139957
>Letting someone else fuck your waifu.
You might as well let every anon here have a go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139978
Japan buys into the black guy= colossal dick meme as much as the west does

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139976
Would golem baroness have "fuck me" on her teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139991
Nice.

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>>18139991
>not letting your haremettes have fun with each other once in a while

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if a bicorn will get haremette's into the perfect shape or bodytype you want them in.

Like helping the jinko lift, bringing the P'Orc more snacks, or 'massaging' that elf's chest

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>>18139957
I've been into stuff like this since seeing the lich x nightmare pic. DPing a centaur of any kind with the help of a harem member's magic or natural appendages is really hot.
>>18139991
I mean, if you're suggesting the bicorn gets molested and fucked in the back pussy and ass by a Scylla and Tentacle while I take the front pussy I'm totally into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Clickbait articles Ratatoskr would write

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>>18139991
Imagine being this insecure.

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>>18139955
I'm surprised that nun isn't a monster already with a body like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140116
>Six reasons why you should let your Roper waifu fuck you in the ass-number two will shock you!

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>>18140118
Imagine being this swedish.

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>>18140118
Insecurity plays a large part in this thread, one way or another

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>>18140136
>swedish
Thanks anon now I'm imagining a bicorn with a swedish accent and it's pretty nice.

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>>18139754
>ShindoL
Please no.

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>>18140159
His doujin about that girl with no arms was pretty cute, but that's the only one that isn't complete garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140159
>>18140169
No bully.

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>>18140169
Not the only one, he done another doujin with a girl in a wheel chair. Barrier Free or something like that.
He has a heart as black as coal but has a soft spot for cripples it seems.

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>>18140174
Even criminals have a limit for how far they'll go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140116
>Thirty-Seven Things The Order Needs To Stop Ruining in Year X18
>First off-- Sex

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to keep an eye out for glowing rocks, they're a sign that mice are soon to follow

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140226
Oh fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140226
>>18140268
I don’t get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140268
You're gonna get maused

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140270
skaven

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>>18140116
10 easy steps to dominate a hellhound! They won't even believe it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140116
>Ice Queen's secret fetish list found, you won't believe what's inside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140278
I hate skaven but their speach pattern is kind of endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140116
>Druella searching for a NEET husband! Apply within!

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>>18137197
I don't see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18139991

There is literally nothing wrong with your harem girls having sex with each-other. Hell, if I had one I'd hope that the girls would like each-other enough to have that. I wouldn't want a harem where the girls all hated each-other.

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>>18140320
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140321
t. anubis*ucker 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140116
>top 7 ways to please your Husband, number 1 will blow your mind!
>researchers confirm, yes alps are gay and our dating expert is here to tell you why that's perfectly okay
>top 10 games that are like rape souls
>are anubis actually weak to anal? we find out the answer inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137197
Not all Cupids are gonna wear their hair that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do canine girls attract the most autistic hordes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140345
They do?

[Anonymous No.]

Im reuploading the muscled Altoiris commission, in the uncensored version I linked in the other thread, the "marry me" was unreadable, despite being uploaded from a good image. This problem has been solved and now it is readable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140345
Something like edgelords and "bitch" play? Also year of the dog so who knows

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw told people I was working on an update but I'm utterly stuck
brb killing myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140345
only hellhounds attract them and they have'nt been that bad recently outside of he who shall not be named

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140402
Update to what? Good luck regardless, maybe try working on another part of it and come back to the part where you're stuck later on.

[Anonymous No.]

Im reuploading the muscled Altoiris commission, in the uncensored version I linked in the other thread, the "marry me" was unreadable, despite being uploaded from a good image. This problem has been solved and now it is readable.

Here it is:
https://i.imgur.com/Psy4Y2T.jpg

Its not as good quality as the original file, but its the best I could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140410
A Pirate's Life

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>>18140418
I like muscles but it looks all wrong. With no fat at all the boobs look bolted on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140116
Paladins HATE her!
Learn how to seduce Order boys with this one neat trick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140181
reminds me on how nanashi use to be a guro artist until he met a dominatrix(or so the rumours say)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140437
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140418
More lines on her than dr.phil's forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140437
>I'm gonna seduce all those big strong Paladins and have a harem of muscled hunks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140418
Those thighs need less muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140312
They want the man-thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140462
Man-thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140475
That's what they call humans.
It's also a euphamism for penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140418
Seems I'm in the minority here but I absolutely love this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140475
Skaven have speech quirks where they repeat monosyllabic words like die and yes and end the name of every other species with the suffix -things

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140491
Now that's just rude, you can't just walk up to a man and say that you want his penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140495
Its cute.
Especially when you are getting asked for the sex sex.

>>18140497
That they can and that they will, most likely while surrounded with a half dozen of their friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>18138352
I'm gonna beat my eating disorder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140510
They're gonna get bopped if they try anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140519
But can you bop them all before they all jump you?

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>>18140429
This. Musclegirls NEED proper fat distribution in order to not look like circus freaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140522
I'll go beyond my limits if I have to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140530
Then bop on you crazy diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140409
What about KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140525
The girl in the post you responded to looks fine, your one goes way too round near the hips for a muscle girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140429
>Short and muscled
Oh im so scared they're going to tickle my legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Basilisks are olev.

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>>18140628
Her tits look so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140437
Be sure to tip that girl well at the strip club.
Then fluster her by immediately violating the "no touching" rule to make it painfully clear how much you want to be her husband.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18140657
The bicorn in that picture looks kinda motherly and it just made me want to destroy her horsepussy. Would love to see her eating the cum out of my monster girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that the mark on the Bicorn's forehead is where her horn used to be and shows the path the halves traveled to form her new set!

[Anonymous No.]

>on a date at the bowling alley
>zombie dragon gf suggested it
>im not too experienced, but im guessing she isnt either
>walk into the building
>see her
>see her wearing a custom bowling shirt with the sleeves torn off because of her boney arms
>see her wearing bowling shoes that look like they belong to a giant clown
>see her give me a nasty grin
>gulp
>we start to bowl
>her fingers (claws) don't really fit into the holes right, but she still has a comfortable grip on the ball
>her strides are practiced and her form looks solid
>fuck me
>strikes half the time
>I didnt stand a chance
>eat pizza morosely as she jokes around about me losing
>she brings up the bet that the loser has to do what the winner wants for the day
>she says she has a few ideas in mind
>back at her place that is
>bowling has never made me this hard before

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140702
Just look at that cutie patootie, vapid, mindless face!
I just wanna hug her and rub her girlcum over her own nose!

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1163147/1286a40f1d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140525
Most of their muscle should go to their boobs and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140753
Off profile designs are great. I just wish Hatter was on the front cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140770
Agreed. Though I feel he went the lazy route with the March Hare and Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140761
And their asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140784
I just now noticed one is flat and one has great boobs.
So I'm going with the idea that things like shortstack dwarves are totally possbile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140628
The look on her face is really nice, especially the eyes.
>>18140753
Finally after school alic scans? Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140753
That wock though, unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140753
That bunny has some huge tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140865
Yeah she does. Imagine her hop hop hopping on your dick making them bounce and flop with a look of pure joy on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140865
We need to go bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140878
Big Bouncing Bunny Breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140856
Chocolate is best but vanilla is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140878
Hop hop! Hopp hop hop~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140865
March Hares probably produce the best milk out of all the Wonderland girls, unless Wonderland has its own Holstaur variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140929
What's the optimal height for a Wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140941
MG rabbits have got to have some sturdy bras if they want to avoid hitting themselves in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140945
March Hares indeed would produce the tastiest strawberry milk ever- if you could ever get them off of their husbands to share some!
Not to mention, if you mention 'milk' to them-
>"Milk? Eheheh! Oh, yes! 'Milk'! I'll go find husband right now~! Husband, oh husband! 'Milk!' 'Miiiilk'~~!"
>>18140956
I'm sure the arachne's have developed specialty Wererabbit and March Hare bras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140945
I went looking for characters that appear in the original books based in wonderland to see if there's a cow of any kind and found this.
>The Bread-and-Butterfly is an insect from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There. Its name and form is a pun on bread and butter. Its wings are thin slices of bread-and-butter, with a crust as its body and a lump of sugar as its head. It lives on weak tea with cream in it.
I'd love to see KC try to make this sexy somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140992
Supreme chef fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18137638
What's going on in this pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140945
I want to help a march hare achieve ultimate oppai, even if it means she may have to slow down due to her colossal calcium cannons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140929
That they are. The vanilla one looks so young and cheerful too, it tickles my dick in more ways than one.

>>18140955
I prefer my dragons to be my size, but people do seem to like their dragons 7ft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141038
Conclusion to a comic where the daughter saves them all from mom's awful cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141045
thanks, i thought i was missing something obvoius

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141045
>>18141038

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140955
>What's the optimal height for a Wock?
Little girl size. A lewd brown loli dragon to pound.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so few stories with a Barbarian type character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141119
Because we're not Robert E. Howard.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I wanna run a halfway house for MGs on parole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141114
I’ll keep reiterating until I’m blue in the face; Unicorns are PERFECTION.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141136
Amen brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141136
Powerful, Pristine, punctuated
HORSEPUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141155
Smells like barn

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141136
They're kind of creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141175
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141136
Horse pussy is horse pussy in my book. It all sucks. Also frontgina is a stupid thing and KC should have to live with aids for coming up with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141183
Zoophile pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141174
>that white as the moon horse
>smell like barn
When I'm done with her sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141127
Are you a bike cop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141183
It isn't horse pussy. Its a human/monster pussy like all others.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that all good Ochi's would never read the scandalous book "How to win your Aruji-dono's heart".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141180
Virgins are in short supply and they would have to target and stalk the few potential candidates they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141183
>complain about horse pussy
>complain about KC coming up with a way to get around horse pussy
Make up your fucking mind.
>>18141195
The wiki implies that if they go too long without finding a virgin dick, they go crazy and assault the first man they see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141193
>all the best Ochis have it tattooed on their backs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141190
It's still attached to a horse body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141193
But she swears to her ancestors if that FUCKING Kejourou hair cutter smiles at him again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141224
What of a ochis aruji-dono was falling for another girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141224
But then how could they read it?
>>18141240
She's just being friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141241
She'd test the girl. If she was bad she'd get removed, if she was okay she can stay, if she was too good it's time for sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141236
It's still proportionately a human vagina on a horse's hind quarters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141114
That's a small horse. The titties are large regardless though, as expected of centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141114
>"Aww, boyfriend! W-we're in public~!"

Meanwhile on the other side of the park a JubJub casually bounces on her husband's cock with her fat ass milking out his tenth load as he reads a book

[Anonymous No.]

Do bicorns give birth to unicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141282
I wanna fluster an Unicorn by loudly proclaiming that we’re on a date in public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141285
I'd say so, unless the parents harbor secret sexual feelings to daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141285
Cucks don't reproduce

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141285
No, she gives birth to a bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141291
That could be really awkward if the daughteru comes out a Bicorn but the parents had never talked to each other about that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141282
>Monstergirls all around the park heavily making out, harems outright sucking off their man, at the very least a man simply gropes his Alice wife as she doesn't realize what's going on
>And yet Unicorn-chan feels so scandalous her happy virgin boyfriend gave her a peck on the cheek
She's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141288
>"Nooooo! Nooooo! Stoooop!"
>Her hooves paw and pad at the ground as she covers her face with her hands and wiggles her ears in embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141320
>Park maintenance Anon is forced to resort to spraying down anyone having sex in the park.
>It's bad enough people leave dirty needles, garbage and people don't clean up their pets.
>Ever since the portals have opened, people have stopped cleaning up after themselves.
>Just having sex in public like animals, disgusting.
>Park maintenance guy anon sprays a Jubjub and her boyfriend in the face until they stop.
"Stop having sex in the park and go do it in the bedroom you perverts."
>They both get up and leave, with the boyfriend struggling to put pants up while the jubjub.mumbles 'jerk' underneath her breath.
>Wish the cops would do something about this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141362
>implying it wouldn't turn into a wet t shirt slip and slide for the jub jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141362
You underestimate the power of a Jub to adapt to her current fucking situation. But the boyfriend may bend if he's still in early incubus stages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140628
>She moves your trembling hand over her nether region, the scales slowly receding and revealing even more of that venomous red glow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141362
I want a jubjub wet t-shirt contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141375
>>18141371
You think this is Anon's first rodeo? He's handled dozens of couples before.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hands with an alp chilhood friend at the park.
She's a nice girl. Her hat's cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141393
And you think that's gonna stop a horny couple with a monstergirl involved, which is much more laughable.
Oh wait, let me guess, he's one of those cool, snarky anon's with a wicked sense of humor that doesn't let things like monsters get in the way of him just doing his job, right? What a badass cool guy. I always get a little snide smirk when I hear stories about those kinds of guys, because I just know they're probably the coolest people ever, and probably are written by equally cool and collected people who are totally above this 'monstergirl' thing
Heh intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141412
You seem awfully triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141412
Sometimes anon likes to imagine he's a cool dude.
Why "cool" tends to end up being "acting like a douche" is anyone's guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141441
>"Look mom! I posted it again!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141441
Maidposters are cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141285
Can a bicorn get a unicorn into her harem?
Can you have bi-bicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141443
Its the same person who did the whole "I want to be a teacher but heh, no sex involved here, just telling girls they have to pay attention in class" shtick
I mean cool, do your thing, but it just reeks of cringey attention-seeking

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>>18141450
Could a unicorn be recruited? Possibly. But as far as we know it wouldn't be possible for her to remain a unicorn.

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>>18141454
Do all the stories have to involve sex?

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>>18141464
Why are you here if you're not interested in sex with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141464
No but they have to be interesting besides the uniqueness of actually supressing sex in a fetish setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141464
No, but nobody wants to read about joyless cunts being joyless cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141464
No, but when you start a discussion in the monstergirl thread and it comes off more as "look how cool this guy would be he could totally resist monstergirls and just wouldn't care about them at all" as the previous post did, and then when people try to bring it more in focus with monstergirls the reply is "no this guy is totally used to it so he wouldn't care guys he's learned how to ignore them" it just comes off as autistic and like something a teenager would write for attention

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>>18141454
Bruh, I wanted to do that to set them up with their classmates.
Being a matchmaker teacher with a wife is way better than fucking highschoolers like a creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141464
The only way stories like that would happen is if the guy is a grade a piece of shit that was hated by everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141397
>gave up on women as a man because sluts
>decided to give the pole parade a try
>completely enamored with YOU
>but she's in desperate need of breeding.
>Each time a mom with her kid walks by she bites her lip

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>>18141482
I'll give the benefit of the doubt and say you must have been someone else from a different time posting about being a teacher, because the person I'm referring to was not giving off that vibe at all and despite plenty of people trying to jump in and make it into a fun idea, he just kept saying something to the effect of "no, no sex in my classroom, I'd make them leave if that shit started up, no flirting either" and it was the definition of autistic cringe
Nonetheless, its monstergirls, nothing creepy about it

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>>18141482
You're right, highschoolers are old hags and pursuing grannies is creep business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141500
You know what they say, misery loves company.

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>>18140770
Too many treat them as the rule, rather than guidelines.
Touhou characters have more canon variations than MGE has fan ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141500
Oh fuck I remember that
Yeah I was vicariously embarrassed and had to leave the thread halfway through that discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141516
Well they can leave it at the door, god damn
I'm all for people thinking they're worthless pieces of shit that no one would ever love. Awesome, reach for the stars bud, just fuckin dont bring it in here because it utterly kills the vibe

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141500
Yeah no, that wasn't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a teacher in MGC
>You'll never have to put up with your students getting rowdy in class year after year after year trying to flirt with you.
>You'll never breathe a sigh of relief at the faculty meeting where it's decided the school will become Co-ed.
>You'll never wind up getting approached by your students asking you for love advice
>Word will never spread that you actually give solid romantic advice as more girls from other classes and even the other teachers start asking for your help.
>For all your romantic knowledge, you'll never be able to gather your courage and just confess to the principal already.

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>>18141500
>no flirting
Woah, I can understand no sex but flirting, teasing and a bit of groping must be allowed under all circunstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141285
would that cause some tension with her daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141572
Right, this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141570
And who is this lucky Principal?

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>>18141572
That put a funny image in my head of a teacher smacking a succubus on the head with a folding fan because she's distracting the boy sitting next to her.
>"Eeeh? But it's not sex it's just teasing!"
>Wrapping your tail around his dick isn't "just teasing" young miss. Save it for after class.
>"Awwww."
And then when the teacher turns around she winks at her neighbor and mouths "call me" while her tail slips a card with her number on it into his pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me your dream Monster Girl doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
POV rape that actually reads like a rape and slowly becomes more loving and sweet as the POV character accepts his new waifu. Starring either a Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141586
I dunno, what'd be a good match for a stern teacher who was a romantic in his youth?
Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141605
Carign but stern Haku.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a Tanuki by making her do her taxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
Pretty much fighting a fuck ton of enemies with a salamander or dragon at my side
Then having post battle sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141586
Not him, but I'd say a Nurarihyon, otohime, unicorn, or a Satyros would be a good fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
To see a corruption firsthand

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>>18141596
I honestly can't think of how I'd top https://e-hentai.org/g/1024855/0020cfa73b/ per my tastes. It's just that perfect for me.
I even own it physically, too.

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>>18141596
I'd like it to be harem tankoubon starring a yan Loli smoke-hobo helping her big brother seduce all the girls he likes at school.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a fan of the ghoul's design, but I love the idea of an oral maniac.
Can I get a cute cupid or other kuu girl with a similar inclination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140955
A foot taller than me so my head is at her chest level

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
They already exist, but sadly the content isn't well received here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141646
Of course anon, you'd just have to train her first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141646
Just add an oral fixation on any girl you want. It's not like fetishes are mutually exclusive just more likely to happen with one subspecies as that's their given trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141646
Never fear, Never fear, Dr. Frankenlich is here!
Name your combo, name your combo, get a waifu with mamanojambo!

[Anonymous No.]

>Your waifu will never extend her jaw like albedo.
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>18136782
>>18136794

Imagine the difficulties of trying to find the correct examples or analogies:

Succubi Sex Ed Report #***: Due to hospital concerns of being overburdened with patients with smashed pelvises, we advise fellow succubi against smashing rocks together to illustrate what sex is to wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141672
>"Ah, I get it!"
>"That makes sense!"
>"Yes, I think I see what you mean!"
>"S is for smash together!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141672
>Let me guess: They let Susan teach sex ed again this year.

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>>18141665

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
An MGE doujin like that one Orphan x thick milky Dark Priest greentext, except there's a thick milky Dark Knight instead.

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>>18141596
>>18141622
I’d love to see what happens when an Anon get caught in a Basilisk’s gaze. He’d probably ahegao in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141699
My man. Love that short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141695
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141672
Your Succubi continue to be exquisite.
Will you give attention to Dark Knights once the book they're associated with gets scanned ages from now?

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>>18141709
Seems fine, as long as her personality is mild.
No need to go nuts because someone has a weird mouth.
Plus she'd keep it closed in a :3 expression most of the time.
Why do you think those foxes are squinting all the time? They don't want to scare you.

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>>18141717
She probably sucks dick like a goddess anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141701
I wonder if she'd make a big, elaborate ritual out of it that would have been a multi movement hour long process until Anon just surprised her and took the mask off.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys take a look at the wolf moon tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141725
Just imagine a Basilisk doing a lewd veil dance that ends with her pulling off her mask and making out with you while looking deep into your eyes and riding you senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141726
No.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a lilim.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66601796

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141726
Wasnt that shit was yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>it's a hot summer day
>your incredibly busty Titania-nee wants you to come outside and play in the sprinkler and slip-and-slide with her
>you notice she's wearing a plain white t-shirt with nothing underneath
Why do the most innocent and oblivious monsters have the lewdest bodies?

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>>18141726
Getting caught by a Werewolf pack in the full moon must be terrifying.
All those sharp teeth and claws tearing away your pants and then their warm wet mouths violating your dick over and over and over again? The addiction is almost as scary as all the sex you'd be having.

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>>18141764
>"Hey anon, that nice Demon lady showed me a kind of slip and slide we can do all day indoors!"
>"Look, I just sliiip this between my boobies and sliiiide them up and down as fast and as tight as I can!"
>"Isn't this fun anon? It feels soooo goood! And I get plenty of your yummy cream!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141764
>>it's a hot summer day
no its not its colder than a witches teet.

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>>18141764
Because it gives me a MIGHTY NEED.
>Go out and frolick in the sprinkler with her
>Watching her tits bounce and jump and wobble with her nips becoming clearly visible
>She's just laughing and having such a fun time
>Tell her you're scared to go on the slip and slide alone
>She says she'll hold you and you can both go down together
>Face smashed into her tits the whole way down as she laughs and slides on her butt with you holding on for dear life
>She's concerned about the big swelling boo-boo you have in your pants afterward
Dear god give me STRENGTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141764
Nigga its below zero.
A slip n slide was the last thing on my mind.
Titanias are cute tho would dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141672
Such lewd stories should not be told to young Wurms!

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>>18141773
>"Anon-kun! It's so cold! Lets make a pillow fort!"
>"Its perfect! But we need something to cover the last piece, and we're out of blankets!"
>"Oh, good idea Anon-kun! We can use my skirt! No, no need to go to my closet, I'll just take the one I'm wearing off- there!"
>"Yaaaay! Fort Anon and Titania is complete! Thank you anon!"

[Anonymous No.]

> I also thought someone might be interested to know that the stories in the two short story collections Strange wrote are set hundreds of years after all the fighting when the monsters have won and humans live on reservations called "cradles."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141764
Now if only we could give them the Unagi Joro's propensity for accidental lewdness. We might have a monster that actually exceeds the lewdness of the elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141764
Remember:
>On the other hand, there are also very shy monsters who prefer clothes that aren't very revealing which could even be described as modest. That's probably not their intention at all, however. This, too, is an adaptation that evolved so they could evoke feelings of love and fondness from men who prefer that sort of outward appearance. It's no different in that the whole point of it is to show off for men.
The succubus' DE leads to unconscious lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141790
Not written by KC and are not considered canon, same as Dragonia.
I don't expect this to keep you from bitching, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141790
Strange does good work even if that choice of interpretation of projected canon is a bit........

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>>18141776
Be careful anon, the moment she first helps you with a boner she'll never stop afterwards. Do you think you'd be able to handle waking up to your Titiania Nee-san sucking on your morning wood lazily?
Would you be able to handle the fact that she'd be down for any kind of sex that would make you happy, from Paizuri to Anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141790
That's what humanity gets for not forming a third faction and killing off both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141762
Nah tonight
>>18141767
That's terrible. It would be even worse if they drag you to their den and have wolf woman breeding sex all night long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141762
That's not exactly how the moon works, anon. It stays near max illumination for three days.
Besides, peak moonrise was at 4pm (around two hours ago) for me here.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that those smiling faggot cats are actually some of wonderland's most dangerous assassins.

That smug grin is really the maddened smile of a coldblooded killer

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>>18141794
Yep. Its the same reason why its within reason that there are "shy, timid" monstergirls who seemingly are just asking to be raped. Even if not consciously, their constantly working towards finding their husband.
So that shy, bookish librarian Werecat that you think will never find a man because she's such a scaredy cat? That's actually a deep subconscious way to attract the man who gets super turned on by that.
Truly, Monster evolution is a fascinating thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141834
This explains their lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141814
Haha, good one man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141811
>"My, you always seem to swell up when I'm around. Don't worry, Anon. It's Onee-chan's duty to take care of her otouto. Any time you get big and hard, Onee-chan will make the swelling go down."
>your Titania-nee doesn't understand that her unconscious lewdness is what's giving you a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
>Tell me your dream Monster Girl doujin.
Lengthy basically vanilla doujin with a loli wight. The teasing, touching and foreplay included in detail. Atleast a couple dozen pages of anal sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141811
I'd handle it as well as any otouto would to such a perfect situation: I'd blow my wad all over her face and down her throat. To which she'd be so genuinely excited and happy in such an innocent way.
I'd explore every option with her, as long as I were guaranteed she'd keep that innocent demeanor and that happy carefree smile on her face through it all, even as I paint her lewd, curvacious porn-star's body white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141820
Just imagine it anon. All that heavy breathing as they rape you all night long. All their sweaty bodies pressing against yours as you loose your loads inside them again and again.

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>>18141672
Funny enough, by canon how to have sex with men was one thing the uncivilized monsters did NOT need to be taught. Their instincts via the Mamono Lord handled that. It was how to live more like humans and how to take care of men when not having sex that the succubi and their husbands had to teach them.

Cute art regardless of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think the DL uses propaganda about depressed, loveless men as a way to motivate her army to work harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141856
Truly unfortunate.

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>>18141851
Other than her wanting to have as much sex as possible with you, nothing will change. She'll be just as innocent and loving as the first day.
Even as her ass is filled with your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141865
Tittywolves can't rape me if I'm comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141865
Would you submit to life as those wolves breeding slave? Remember, they all need to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141871
I think they can settle for consensual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141804
>not written by KC and not considered canon
You just know he considers it a "good end" for the MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141794
Not even the nuns can hide their true nature forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141875
You know I would.
So much so that those chests would be mandatory to feed all the little pups.

>>18141879
Well that's good, if slightly underwhelming

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141883
I mean
They can't exactly rape you if you're into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141884
Exactly.
I kinda want to see their faces when they make all these threats and I'm just like 'Oh, that's it? You could've just asked."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
Strongfat hellhound finding a boyfriend and having lots of wrestlesex

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141889
>So that means you're good for another five rounds, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
Big fat cuddlecat twins that tease a guy before switching into comfy lewds

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: Dragons are made for MEREing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141869
>Laying on my back exhausted and wheezing and spent
>Her bouncing on top of me clapping her hands with her tits bouncing up and down, eyes closed happily
>Cum leaking out of her ass, pussy, between her tits, mouth, hair, just fucking everywhere in thick gooey excess
>"Again, again, again, again~!!! I wanna play again with Anon-kun~!"
I'm in heaven.
>>18141847
It would perhaps slightly alter the way she acts outside of sex too, though again not consciously, but still sexily. Like bending over at the waist while waiting in the kitchen, showing off her ass while waiting for her food to finish cooking as I watch from the other room. Or bending over more so her cleavage is on full display, again without her even realizing how much it turns me on.

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>>18141864
Not really necessary for the volunteer portions of the army at least, as the reward of a man is already perhaps the best motivation for a monster to work hard.

>However, it's another story if the compensation for the job is a “human man.” For those monsters who still don't have husbands yet, it's the compensation they're most interested in. If it's for the sake of obtaining a human man, they'll use every ability they possess, and work with extreme fervor.

>For example, the knights, etc. of the Mamono Lord’s army are told that they can do as they please with captured male prisoners, and they pride themselves on high morale.

FYI, the above of course applies only to unmarried captured men, as we learn that married ones are usually released.

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>>18141898
Yeah, I'd be fine with that.
The only question is who goes first?

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>>18141904
Well that sucks, It would have been interesting to talk about what kind of propaganda the DL would use to push her army to work harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141914
Your idea sounds more like something in line with the Extremist faction, which would have a higher percentage of members who keep enlisted even after getting married. It fits their beliefs that humanity needs to be saved from themselves, to an extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141701
>male ahego
Trash

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>>18141880
Actually my impression has always been that KC's good end for the MGE world would be the evolution of the "new humanity" where men are all incubi and women are all monster girls. Its been made abundantly clear that there isn't really anything superior about remaining a normal human that at least one type of incubus or monster can't offer.

The "cradles" in the story, what is essentially a Japanese fanfic, make me wonder if it was written before KC made it clear that monsters would eventually solve the whole "no male birth" issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141927
Yeah, that's all about right.
True Good end is good.
inb4 bitching

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141927
IIRC, the cradles were made so MGs bored with incubi could relive the days before the Demon Lord's victory, when they had to hunt for men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141923
Are they actually a separate faction though or are they just a distant group of the DL's army?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
tl;dr >>18141897
>be a slightly under-preforming paladin trainee in your typical medieval township
>called into one of the higher up's office/study
>gives the whole 'i know there's more to you' speech
>higher up found out there's a small cult budding in a hamlet not far from here
>"go give em a slap on the wrist and remind em to worship the chief god 'n git gud"
>arrive and find out that the info the higher up had was flat out wrong
>watch these guys do proper summoning rituals with offerings/sacrifices from a dark corner of the little ante-chamber
>latest summoning brings a tall, athletic hellhound from the other side who wants to know where her offering is
>get found out by a cackling, wall crawling imp and the hellhound locks eyes, deciding you are her offering, so do the frightened cultists
>try to escape
>fail miserably
>hellhound decides to make a deal
>"i'll give ya a 30 sec head start"
>run like hell into a nearby forest
>hellhound not far behind
>get cornered, no where to run, decide to fight like hell instead
>hellhound disarms, subdues and strips you with ease
>get fucked by hellhound
>get reversed mating pressed by hellhound
>get new toy sword that was 'borrowed' for this role-playing session for your hellhound daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141923
Indeed, tales of disease, child mortality, infidelity, etc. would all make great tools for the Extremist faction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141927
>where men are all incubi and women are all monster girls.
I realize that incubi have very slight differences from humans, but something about it is very unsettling to me. It's honestly one of the biggest reasons that I can't bring myself to trust MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141955
Don't forget members having their husbands that went through some of those events describe every detail about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141957
Incubi are humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141747
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141946
They're a part of the DL's army. Its not super expounded upon because its not really the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141946
Given Druella is an extremist but it seems she leads her own group of them, they may not be all organized into a single unified group, however they are clearly a recognized faction.

From notes KC made when he released the devil profile:

>One of the factions of the mamono lord's army. They are mostly called “radicals” by humans, and “progressives” by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141964
t.Traitor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141957
Yeah we've heard

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do some seriously hardcore stuff with a succubus in public, in a crowded area

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141964
They're not, otherwise there would be no reason to even have a separate label.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141974
>>progressives
>titdusgetthecross.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141904
>This could be YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141980
Enough to make a monster clutch her pearls.

[Anonymous No.]

We're not getting into this again. Reread the guides and background materials if you're confused or getting huffy about it. There is no merit here.

Actually, it seems more like one of 'them' is just getting on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141967
Admittedly we got a lot more details on them in MGE volume 2.

Summary from said book:

>1. Most married monsters only monsterize human women as a personal favor (or for defense, as some profiles note), and the Extremists thus have their title due to even married members being adamant about monsterizing most every human woman they meet.
>2. Given that a monsterized woman won't become an extremist unless she has the proper aptitude (namely that she comes to agree with their vision and desires to achieve it their way), the Extremists have instituted what they call an Organization of Breaking, which trains women in their philosophy before they are monsterized (the methods of training are not specified but are noted to harshly and thoroughly seed the Extremist's philosophy into the minds of the women).
>3. Though the Extremists are best known for their aggressive attempts to monsterize women and spread monster realms, they also conduct more subtle operations such as smuggling monsterization-causing items into human lands.
>4. Though they are more pro-active than other monsters about spreading monster realms, they don't invade human lands indiscriminately. Typically a lot of time is spent monitoring a targeted land and planning how best to minimize casualties to both monsters and humans before any direct invasion is done.
>5. The exception to the above is when they find out about things such as planned mass monster executions, oppression of the poor, persecution of human groups, sacrifice of individuals rights, etc. in a given land. In such cases they may take rapid action, viewing such events as victimization of their future monster comrades and partners.
>6. It also makes note of the events in the book Fallen Maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141975
Haha, good one man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141992
More like the pearls of the nearest man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141999
Evening, Baronnessfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141981
To borrow from Marvel, one could say they are "enhanced" humans.

Keep in mind that via the rules of the setting non-monsterized elves and dwarves are also considered to be "types" of human (and due to this once males can be born, incubus elves and dwarves will be born to monsterized elves and dwarves). To be considered a type of human you basically just have to produce the right type of mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141981
An incubus is mainly a human man that kept receiving Demonic mana, and containing it within his body, resulting in a transformation into a being that's convenient for monsters, possessing superhuman stamina and lust. Under the current concept, monsters are all female beings that only possess Demonic mana, so an incubus, which is male, and possesses both mana and Demonic mana at the same time, is not a monster. Ultimately, they're just humans altered by Demonic mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142010
Actually that ain't me this time, but he's right on, and that description is what inspires my interpretation of the Lady.
Also yaaay more Incubuphobes oh boooy how fuuuun I loooove this time of the thread woooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142021
There is literally nothing wrong with disliking Incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141897
I would love a strongfat hellhound.

I want one and a strongfat jino to be rivals in love while a shortstack kiki just does her best to keep them from fighting as class president.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141865
I'll take the far right one, she needs lots of loving and a few meals to balance out the curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141991
naughty kikis lewding their masters is great
>"Master, as your maid, my body is yours to use however you see fit. Surely there are other things it could be used for besides cooking and cleaning.~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142026
There is when you also bitch about your fuckhuge trust issues but also any attempts the setting makes to rectify those issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142026
There isn't inherently, for sure.
There is when it drags the thread into a big dumb argument because people can't agree to disagree and people feel like they have to have the last word otherwise they'll feel threatened that they're not in some 'in group'.
I don't mind if people don't like personally Incubi I just don't like what it does to the thread all the time, taht's all mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142030
Those tits are bigger than the smallest one's head, AND tits, combined!
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18134061
>>18134070

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142054
Adorable, although I need to cheer her on as she tries to bend her arms for a real hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142026
True in a technical sense, though you end up sounding a bit strange if you're saying you dislike being ideally healthy, immune to most diseases, not at risk of starvation provided you have a wife, having a potentially very long lifespan depending on your wife, never succumbing to the frailties of old age even to the day you die, being able to experience and appreciate pleasures beyond what a regular human can, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141999
>persecution of human groups
So does this mean groups like clubs or the more literal definition of group?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142021
>They don't want to spend eternity with their waifu and never have to worry about disease or health ever again
I don't get it. There's nothing wrong with being an Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters need to stay on their side of the fence, purge all extremists.

[Anonymous No.]

I want pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142062
That said I'll agree that even I dislike the idea of being some of the more extreme types of incubi referenced in the setting, depending on just how much hyperbole applies. But that dislike only applies to those particular sorts of incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142073
That sounds extremist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142049
She just needs hips and a rear to match now maybe a softer belly too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142076
>"ANOOOOOON! GET A COLD TOWEL!"
Having a cute Arachne roommate would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142082
He didn't say you can go over to that side of the fence if you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142064
Presumably things like ethnic groups, religious groups, i.e. human groups that tend to be persecuted in certain places at certain times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141999
As much as I want to say the extremists are my faction, do they understand that monsterization of all human women means no more human son's? The DL hasn't had a son yet so getting rid of human women means the end right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142054
A a a a a a h h h h
C-cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142073
Alright have fun on your side
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142097
I'm pretty sure KC has indicated that that happening would indicate the CG's total defeat anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142071
MuuuhhhhhHHHHHHHHH UUUMAAANNITTIIIIYYY THOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142115
wtf i hate humans now

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142097
As you've no doubt read and remember from reading when you looked into the world guides and setting info, the more human women that get monsterized and the more monsters having sex with men, the more power is lent to the DL, which is part of the motivation of the Extremist faction anyway, to help the DL speed up the process of making it possible for sons to happen. Thankfully, as stated, you remember reading that before asking such a question, like all of the other posters here, and no one will then misconstrue someone's lack of reading as canonical and use it as fuel for more shitposting later.

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>>18142097
Basically if/when they ever reach that point then then the Mamono Lord's influence/power will have reached the point where monsters will birth incubi. The Extremists want to speed up the process, considering the Mamono Lord's methods as comparatively too passive/moderate/slow.

Also there is no evidence as far as I know that the Mamono Lord would be the first monster to birth a son once she gains the power to break the old settings fully. It could well be most any random monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142073
I agree
I don't want monster girls to come through the portals, I want them to drag me through to their side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142097
Read the guides and info again.
I swear to god I'm going to have an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142135
A surprising number of people seem to either not read the settings, or rapidly forget them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142110
>>18142125
>>18142135
But the Demon Lord's already had thousands of years to overcome it and all she has to show for it are a bunch of Mary Sue-ccubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142170
Anything that isn't a monster girl profile is very forgettable.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142184
Yep.
All three (one?) of those would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142173
About one thousand years anon, not thousands. And considering a Mamono Lord can live for ten thousand years, she's got plenty of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142191
And that was BEFORE the DL's perpetual-fuck-power engine began.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142188
She has that age changing hammer thingy though one ending has her stuck in demon (giant) form

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142179
That's fine if one thinks so, but then if you don't know or care about the rest of the stuff don't ask questions about it unless you do care, and if you do, read the info that's already there about it
Nothing wrong with not liking the setting and just liking the girls, but then stay in your lane and don't accuse the whole setting if you don't actually know the established canon of it
>>18142173
1. We have no solid timescale for how long the DL has been in power
2. Even if so, yes, it turns out rewriting the literal rules of reality set out by the creator takes some time, she's been very lazy you know, overthrowing a despot god, undoing millions of years of a cycle of genocide and continuously building power for the sole sake of making the world a better place, she should get off her lazy ass and do something productive right?
Fuckin a

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142198
Not a huge fan of giants.
10ft is my max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142179
You're forgettable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142203
No you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142198

How big are we talking.

I love giant girls, but the vast majority of giantess stuff is complete shit because they make the girls so big that any form of meaningful interaction is no longer possible. Truly it is a painful fetish to have.

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>>18142203
I want my Shoggoth maid to pick up a part time job at Tricoromille

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/jhjC8vM.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the true dark times, dealing with all the new girls at the gym post New Years

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142218
>delicious brown snek

This pleases me.

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>>18142200
>We have no solid timescale for how long the DL has been in power

Just an FYI, but while we haven't been told in official settings materials (beyond it having happened a long time ago), KC has referenced via tweets and such as the time being around a thousand years.

https://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

But what's telling is that a lot of monster developments have been comparatively recent in setting. Many new races have developed, their cultures have grown and diversified, and emerald mamono realms have become increasingly common, as have human nations that accept monsters. All signs that her power and influencing are advancing faster than before. I'd say given another few centuries she'll have reached her goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142222
Aw yiss. Motivational monster milfs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142229
Motivated monster milfs, Nerds who don't know how to do it right, and overweight ex-sports plays that have let themselves go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142227
Then it would not take much longer for my contract to be fulfilled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142184
Yes.

>>18142210
I don't know, how big ARE we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142201
>>18142210

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>>18142253
Exactly, that right there would be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142253
Yes, that's a nice size. My upper limit is about three times my own size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142259
>>18142253
>>18142272
I-Is it safe?!
Am I okay to talk about my Demonfu's delicious 9'9 frame in peace now?
Are the manlets gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142253
Muramasa has some nice monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142278
You always could.
Tall demons are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142278
They never left, because they never learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142278
God, I forgot how tall your girl is Baronessfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142278
>spoiler
Hey, fuck you buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142253
That size isn't so much an issue as the proportions are. I like my girls to have some feminine elegance to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142278
I suspect we have very similar tastes in that regard. Just replace demon with dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142284
>Fox
>Ghost
>Oni
What is the chick on the right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142284
Something about that monkey seems familiar. Something about drills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142278
I want to see what Baroness Demon and Childhood Friend Demon would look like standing side-by-side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142284
Darn right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142296
Reminder that he's a giant freak himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142306
Snake goddess
Her actual form is a Large white snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142032
That's the shoggoth attitude. Kikis aren't passive like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that the monster will probably be the one to confess to you.

How would you react to a confession from a monster that you wouldn't exactly expect or isn't exactly in your strike zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142308
Just check that size comparison site.
My waifu only comes up to her hips and I only come up to her waist. Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142315
Far right claimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142287
There was a time it was considered too /d/ish but I guess that's passed for the time being. I ain't complainin.
>>18142288
N E V E R E V E R
>>18142296
Aye, she's a tower. Ain't no escapin her long luscious legs looming over from behind. She enjoys casting shadows on me and finds me adorable. Because- >>18142317 no one ever finds me adorable, sniff sniff bloo bloo
>>18142305
Oh? Do tell! What kind of dragon? And how does she lord her height over you?
>>18142308
Despite any size differences and being on other sides of the dimensional gap, they'd still get along swimmingly, I'm sure of it. >>18142339
And yet she'd have nothing but love for ya'll!

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>>18142200
>it turns out rewriting the literal rules of reality set out by the creator takes some time
And there's no proof outside an OOC confirmation from the author that it will work, despite him writing it otherwise with no in-universe proof or guarantees of the plan being reliable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142350
>not going far left

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>>18142339
Holy fuck you're right. I knew that 9'9 is tall, but that really puts it into perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142334
Freeze as such a situation should be impossible, and then ask if they're fucking around with me and assume they're just trying to make fun of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142334
The same way I would with any other monster. I assume they aren't being serious because this sort of thing has never happened before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142354
>And there's no proof outside an OOC confirmation from the author that it will work, despite him writing it otherwise with no in-universe proof or guarantees of the plan being reliable.

Well the fact that she already did what was regarded as impossible by altering the settings as much as she did does lend evidence to the plan being reliable, even if its not outright proof.

Plus there are various divinities that support her plan, so its not like she is only relying on her own knowledge.

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>>18142334
Honestly, I have a pretty broad range of girls I'd be fine with. So I'd probably just try to make sure she's sincere about it.
But if she's just not my type, try and let her down easily and make it clear things would work out far better with someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Get ready to fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142353

Your standard variety of dragon, just big and muscled. She doesn't lord her height over me but seems me as a small frail human that she needs to protect.

[Anonymous No.]

Size Difference is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142353
It's kinda fun to imagine the waifu's from the thread hanging out together, how they'd interact and all that. The Demon duo playing video games and talking about corruption techniques, all the Anubis' arguing over how to schedule their day together, the many Dragon girls comparing hordes etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142390
Then I like the cut of your jib and I can see our tastes being similar. Groovy!

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>>18142278
There is no shame here baroness fag, my dragon is over two feet taller than me, but i think your pelvis is non existent anymore.... and most of your bones as well.

I mean she's a baroness but think about how big her bed must be let alone her entire house! Hugging you must be more like squeezing a teddy bear to her!
>>18142391
Size difference is great.
>>18142402
>the many Dragon girls comparing hordes
>"MY TRASURE IS BETTER."
>"HOW DARE YOU MINE IS THE BEST."
>"BOTH OF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MINE YET!"
>"MINE CAN FINALLY SMILE!"
>The two demons are annoyed by the dragons fighting over husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142389
I want to have a duel with kickass music going.

https://youtu.be/NHY5LiQAQRw

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142353
You sure a powerhouse in the demon realm like her would get along with a 5'9" nerd and a 5'1" daughter of a lawyer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142391
That it is.
I prefer being somewhat taller than her, though. Excepting transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142391
A tall strong and slightly chubby mg laying on top of you would be heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142414
>The dragons decide to settle the argument with a fuck off
>Whoever can pleasure their husband the most wins
>But once they start fucking they end up losing to their husbands instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142414
>MINE CAN FINALLY SMILE
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

I like gorgon

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big old elder dragon to keep me as her most prized possession. I want her to whisper lewd dragon speak into my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142435
I wanna princess carry gorgon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142435
A cute, would love to have her lay atop me and use me as a body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142402
The Baroness would be fascinated by the concept of videogames.
>"So, you're saying people, primarily men, will play these for hours and hours and hours on end?"
>"Yes, yes I see... Now, has there been any recorded attempts at placing subliminal messaging within these games to influence one's opinions?"
>>18142414
>think about how big her bed must be let alone her entire house!
Castle, but who's counting, eh?
>Hugging you must be more like squeezing a teddy bear to her
Gyaaaaah, you're strikin' my chords. Sex fantasies aside I must admit much of the time I want nothing more than for her to just call me her cutsie little adorable tiny husband that she'll keep all snug and safe and wrapped up forever and ever.
Ahem, I mean, corruption, evil stuff, bondage and fearboners, ahem ahem, uh ahem.
>>18142419
>Quintessential story of the devotion and love of a monster and the dedication and acceptance of a man to come together across great distances of time and barriers and find love in one another, not to mention becoming model citizens adopting many orphan girls and leading great, sex-filled lives
Mang, she'd be restraining herself not to make you the poster-couple of Human-Monster relationships. And not just for the politics of it, she'd genuinely think "what a splendid couple, I must know more about them and let them know how happy I am for them!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142426
>>Whoever can pleasure their husband the most wins
But how would they even accurately and justly compare how each of their husbands feel pleasure?

Something tells me this competition wasn't exactly scientific to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142429
Seems accurate enough in my experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142442
Also good.

>>18142445
I would love a baroness sized, tubby dragon, although her pride would make sure that I used 'plush' lest she decide to force me to say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142452
>tftg
fella...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142452
He's gonna turn into a girl, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142459
>>18142462
Anons.
Think very carefully about this picture.
Now, think about what the right response is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142452
You to realise alps are the only accepted genderbend here right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142429
>Huh?
Joke on how many of us here are pretty damned depressed. Also a jab at myself.
>>18142445
>little adorable tiny husband that she'll keep all snug and safe and wrapped up forever and ever.
>Ahem, I mean, corruption, evil stuff, bondage and fearboners, ahem ahem, uh ahem.
Fearboner's come before the cuddling and snuggling under a blanket together baronessfag. Also that kinda makes two of us, minus the corruption and evil stuff. But even i'm coming around to those ideas, DAMNED THEE BARONESSFAG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142445
I'm glad you're back around Baronessfag. Your waifu is pretty cool and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142467
I think my response was adequate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142452
All contexts aside that fuckin face at the end, top kek. Like something out of those Chad meme images

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142478
Did include you doing a very special funciton of this website?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142457
Would you roll around on her 'plush' 'abdomen', definitely not tubby tummy, and squeeze her 'imposing' frame, definitely not soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141747
Lilims are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142484
You will die wondering

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142488
Most definitely, possibly while operating under the guise of giving her a massage or napping on her.

At those snacks I bake her are to keep up her strength, certainly not spoiling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142468
>You to realise alps are the only accepted genderbend here right?
Didn't KC say something about any tftg in the setting are ultimately temporal if the male isn't a candidate for alping?


Not that that has anything to do with what the thread accepts or not. I just think it's weird how tftg is only acceptabled when it's to one particular species of MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142445
On a scale of 1 to 10, how sub/dom are you and your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18140525
Take note, that one ochimusha guy, this is how you do a girl with muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142488
I'm not squeezing her belly I'm just checking that her body is healthy and soft- I mean plentiful enough to give a sense of awe, totally not a desire to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141285
>Bi-corn
>Giving birth
Too busy looking after the daughterus of the other women in the harem, while they fuck her husband senseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142471
Hot tub before the blanket of course, and yes yes yes.
>spoiler
The blackened roots take hold, bwahawhaw
>>18142476
Hey, that's nice to say, mang. I'm humbly grateful.
>>18142507
If I were to get real particular and average it all out, I'd say we're both switches, though I lean just a bit more towards sub and she leans just a bit more towards dom.
So like, with 1 being super sub and 10 being demonic dom, I'm like a 4/10 and she's like a 6/10. At least in frequency of preference. Speaking of how far each of us would go when actually taking on those roles- "pretty dang far".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142468
Alp transformations other than the standard succubus transformation have been a thing for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142525
She probably has an extra large throne that, when she sits in, she can have you lay there like a cat or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141285
Yes. It's specifically stated in their profile that they are resistant to the energies of other woman UNLESS it's mixed with the energy of their husband. The corruption would not pass on to the daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142534
What is your waifu's name anon? If you don't mind my asking that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142534

Everything is better when purple.

I want a purple dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142540
It would take a while to convince her that I could possibly rest on her thighs but it would be well worth it
Just how big is she height wise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142558
That it would, although more then just 'height' is making those thighs comfy.

Going an even 10 on this one, maybe some elder dragon breed or just an exceptionally big member of their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142534
>The blackened roots take hold, bwahawhaw
Why have you done this too me?
Either way you're a cool guy, baronessfag.
>>18142557
>purple dragon
Corruption dragon? Basically a black dragon but acts more akin to a demon then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142445
My waifu would probably be star struck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142568

I don't mean she'd have any special traits, just a normal dragon with purple scales. Who says every color variation has to have unique traits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142550
Incoming loser edgy chuuniness, ya'll been warned.
I'm not permitted to know, nor is she permitted to know mine, until the prime deal of our contract is fulfilled. I and her subjects call her "The Lady" and she and her subjects call me "The Lord" or something to that effect. In most cultures, giving out a name is a powerful thing for an interaction between a Demon and a man, giving power to one over the other when the name is shared. As a sign of commitment, neither of us give each other that symbolic power until the ultimate signifier of our union comes about- a son.
That all being said and shaking the cringe off, I may toss around a nickname like 'Viola' and she may have some random guesses at mine, but we both know they'd only be temporary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142565
>spoiler
Holy shit that is a lot of dragon, and a meaty one at that
Gonna use her as my bed from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>18141596
A succubutt comforting a human girl as she turns into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142592
I don't know anon, that seems pretty understandable to me. Really cute and meaningful once you finally share them too, I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142578
Nothing, though a dragon with purple scales would be a sight to behold, one with purple skin most likely even more so.
>>18142592
You're not the only one Baronessfag, I have only refereed to my dragonfu as empress and will continue to do so, to me it makes no sense to have somethings name when they are not around to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142592
Her speaking your name for the first time and you her's would be one hell of a moving and emotional moment. Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not too late to give a tribute to the fox shrine for good luck this new year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142617
I want a fox waifu. How do I give tribute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142617
What satanic sort of rituals must I do to get a Kobold?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1163667/7b3ac89466/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142631
>satanic
But All Dogs go to Heaven though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142576
I'm sure after the initial meeting jitters wore off they'd get along great. Though I'm also sure the Lady would be quite a ham and not pass up indulging in a bit of trying to look extra cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142655
I'd do any sort of ritual anon, if I knew it'd actually work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142667
Well don't bother asking /x/, they don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142629
You walk up to a shrine and give your donation inside the fox priestess of your choice.
You could also make a donation in the donation box and feed the foxes but that's much less appreciated than the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142678
I don't think I've ever been to /x/ anon, I don't mind keeping it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142638
I need a sinister wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142679
Oh, but there's no shrines (fox or otherwise), and certainly no priestesses anywhere near me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142685
Oh you haven't missed out.
>go to a thread about summoning a Succubus
>instead of actual summoning rituals it's some gay ERP session
Truly there are things man was not meant to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142663
I'd imagine she wouldn't be used to more modern areas like MGC.
I'd also imagine she'd be amused by my waifu flipping her shit at some local delinquents and going full Chav at them after they knock down one of our daughterus.
>"OY YOU TRYIN' TO PICK A FIGHT YOU FUCKIN' CUNTS? THAT'S RIGHT KEEP RUNNIN'!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142692
That's the true issue.
Your best bet is to dream or at least daydream about foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142706
Ooh, Ammy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142706
I do that every single day, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142701
>”Sweet hells, how vulgar!”
>”...I Love it!”
>Proceeds to laugh and fling some brimstone as they run away before reaching down to give a hearty pat on her back
She’d harass your waifu to explain all sorts of words like ‘bellend’ ‘wanker’ and whatnot, then reassure your daughter that one day, she’ll be the one with whatever man she likes in her complete control in the palm of her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142750
It'd probably be the Harpy since she's one of the youngest.
Oh god, imagine a tiny harpy acting like Baronessfag's waifu out of a sense of hero worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142781
>”Momma! We must secure a future for all monsterkind! Chiiirrp chirp! Make sure dada doesn’t hurt himself, he needs us to watch over him! Chirp chir chip chiiirp!”
Ah, impressionable youths. How adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142330
Wrong you can make a kiki aggressive
Constantly tease her but ignore her.
She'll break eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142638
Think I'll read something else

[Anonymous No.]

We really need new content so people fuck off with their snuff and futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142878
Don't worry, be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142801
Fuck it, I'm writing up names and personalities for my daughterus.
All 22 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Get in faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142898
Bless you, and good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142902
No I have to go all the way to where my mum lives to walk her dog while she's watching my sister's kid while my sister is doing something I don't remember what but she can't watch her own kid and my mum can't take the dog along because reasons so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142870
Sauce? I used reverse image search and came up with nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142920
>>18142870
Wait is it Obmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142902
I WOULD IF I COULD

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142920
>>18142925
just posted recently to panda of the sad variety

>>18142638
boner achieved

[Anonymous No.]

Whos best girl for height bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the smallest changes that could be done to MGE to make it into something that people would believe was created by a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142940
So is it Obmas work then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142969
y

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142961
Probably ether no alps so men could have the gay sex, or everyone would be a variant of amazon instead of the vanilla succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142908
Did it. They're very simple but I won't post them unless someone wants to see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18143026
put em in a guest pastebin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18143044
https://pastebin.com/TEnDcmvq
Done. Only one of them has a "Found" because otherwise it would've taken forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18143061
Very cute. Efi a besto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18143061
Those Cheshire twins are going to be some poor/lucky guy's handful of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18143061
Efi and Anastasia are both cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142961
In no particular order: remove the whole laser-focus loyalty/monogamy thing most of the girls have, let human women choose what they turn into when corrupted, keep that whole livestock thing going, less emphasis on sex and more on the other cool stuff MGs get to do.

I don't think it'd actually be that hard, really. There're a lot of things men and women want when you really get down to it, it's more a matter of who's in control and getting the most of what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18143061
Oh my gosh anon. I could barely handle one daughteru, you and your waifu must have your hands full times 11. I think it's nice that you've given them all names and personalities, it's obvious you think about them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18142961

Make MGE from the perspective of "look at all these cool monsters you can turn into" as opposed to "look at all these sexy monsters you can fuck". It can still have sex, but just deemphasized in favor of the other cool bits about monster girls.

Also more yuri/yaoi.

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>>18143061
And people say waifufags have autism.

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>>18143144
At least he doesn't dick them. >>18143061 You don't dick the adopteru, r-right?

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>>18141881
Is that supposed to be Carrie Fisher?

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating dinner outside, watching two birds care for their chick in the nest, one keeping guard while the other does round trips, delivering food to it's baby
>The next little larger than an egg cup, on a branch scarcely thicker than a man's finger, the entire thing swaying gently in the breeze

I wonder what it's like. Imagine living in the nest of a harpy, high up in the clouds, secured on the bough of a fantastically giant tree.

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>>18143149
Fuck no.

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>>18143159
What happens when it rains anon?

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>>18143167
To the birds, or to you? You're already living in a giant tree, just cover your home with an equally giant leaf.

Collect the rain in a bucket woven of twigs and leaves, I bet it's magical.

Though it might work better with dew

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>>18143174
What about a nest that's more of a tree-house? It'd probably be really comfy lazing around all day, keeping an egg warn or playing with your Harpy daughteru high above everything while your waifu goes out to find food or run errands.

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>>18143135
I just wish they were real.

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>>18143192
A giant nest sounds more fantastical, with walls as high as a house and the same plot area, with sections here and there, and a door cut into the nest so you can wander the boughs of the giant tree like pathways, interconnected by rope ladders and bridges, each made with a railing so you and your daughteru don't fall and have to use up your waifu's precious magical harpy feathers for their slowfall effect.

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>>18143100
They'd probably love teasing their boyfriend until he couldn't fight back against their cuddling.
Hope you like ASMR if you date them.

[Anonymous No.]

That time of the night again.

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>>18143471
Im around, just reading Cancer

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>>18133793
That second one's a cow, not a mouse.

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>>18143475
What kind of cancer are you reading?

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>>18142389
I want to spar with a Salamander.

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>>18143490
This
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10627563/chapters/23508654

Its not even a fanfic or an original setting, the guys just taken MGE profiles word for word and swapped the gender pronouns.

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>>18134602
FakeNews-tan is cute.

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>>18134889
Danuki and Kitsune are vulpines, not canines.

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>>18143518
It's true they're not canines, but they are canids.

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>>18142449
The universal constant, OPM (Orgasms Per Minute)

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never marry a monster girl that gets off on being pregnant and has you knock her up again right away after she gives birth each time

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>>18143518

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>>18143588
This is my fetish.
I'm going to make an entire clan with a huge-bellied tanuki.

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>>18143588
>no breeding sow P'orc who loves being full of your piglets
sigh...

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>>18143588
I want this but with a recently corrupted teenage Succubus who used to be the single child of a very religious family that prohibited her from any sorts of contact with boys.

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>>18143610
That black pupper is pretty cute. Would slap her ass to see if she gets slightly annoyed and plays with me.

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>>18143766
Hellhounds are best doggos

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight the fire lizard

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>>18143791
Limbs are looking a bit too thin on the sally given the body type

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>>18143791
I want to lick those abs.

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>>18143791
Gonna win a match of Insult Swordfighting with that scurrying lizard.

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>>18143791
Salamanders from different regions probably have different rules on what they consider a proper duel.
I want to fight one from a region with little to no magic users and a high number of craftsmen (especially Dwarves and Cyclops)
The rules would look something like : Melee weapons only, no magic, flat surface only, disarming your opponent is a win.

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>>18143791
Delicate girls a best, would love that puppo tenderly

[Anonymous No.]

I improved your elf.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you have to do for your monster girl daughter to tell you that she hates you?

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>>18143880
Thank you very much.
A haughty elf with that body would be amusing to mess with.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what? I really hate the elf rape meme. I mean I've honestly austistically fantasized about taking Origa away prior to the events of Kuroinu, starting a small farm somewhere in the mountains or something as we watch her old kingdom burn in the hands of rape Guts.

Such a waste of a fine dark elven ass. Her blonde dark elf knight too.

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>>18143910
t. elf

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>>18143917
This girl seems trustworthy.
I should leave my elf with her.

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>>18143910
Then do you want wood elves who actually defend themselves and don't immediately surrender to the d?

I'd rather become the sex toy for some degenerate dark elf than sympathize with a proud elf.

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>>18143915
I dunno man, I just feel like her design and demeanor were top tier. And what do those nips do with her?
>lolol RAEP

Just imagine taking that busty, sluttish dressing queen and putting her in a peasant's sun dress, and giving her a straw hat, the kind that bends her cute ears down when she wears it.

She can pick fucking watermelons or something while you do other stuff.

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>>18143938
I'd just be happy making them into trophy wives.

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>>18143961
Never thought much of the concept myself.

Why not just be more honest and buy a whore? That way no one will blink an eye when you get bored and punt her out the door.

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>>18143967
Because you can't point at a whore and tell how she was the Captain-General of Everwood.

You need the real deal for that and I won't tire of them, magic or alchemy can allow you to have a lot of fun with such a thing.
Especially if you 'ruin' them for fighting

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>>18143910
Funny you should say that, some nip is making a Kuroinu fan game where you can save the girls from their fate and romance them.

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>>18143976
Eh. Well I hope you don't go overboard in your bragging anon, you don't want to annoy the wrong person.

Necromancy and the realm of undeath is a powerful and wonderful thing. I bet you'd hate it if in all your bragging you pissed off a necromancer and he went to one up you by claiming all your wive's previous predecessors as his trophy wives.

Why, whenever you met your wives would have to be respectful to his.

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>>18143981
White knight fantasies are pathetic. I can't stop having them, the only comfort is I imagine Monsters saving me just as much.

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>>18143981
>you can save the girls from their fate and romance them.
Oh god, that would be an amazing game, slowly taming a haughty Dark elf queen, who's obviously thankful you somehow deus ex-machina'd her out of a gangrape and to safety but can't quite let go of her superiority.

And worst of all you brought her to live on the outskirts of a peasant town! And now you expect her to pick plants and cook? Ah, but you are working so hard to look after her and she hasn't said thank you yet, so maybe this once. But wait, it's kind of fun watching you enjoy her meal?

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>>18143992
It's okay anon, you just want to see them saved.

I wouldn't mind showing up just at the right time and protecting my waifu so I could lok cool.

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>>18143992
Right there with you.
>>18144006
I just hope I finishes it, fan games are cursed at times.

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>>18144010
Yeah that'd be nice. Hopefully I'd get some cool LN protag power when the portals open.
>>18144014
You always have your imagination.

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You know, the more we talk about having the strength to defend our waifus, the more I realize I just want the ability to run away real good.

Imagine how care free you and your wife could stroll the world if literally nothing could harm or detain the two of you

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>>18144032
I can kinda understand. Knowing that no harm would come to us would make me feel happy, but then again I'd love to adventure and feel the adrenaline with my wife as we have each other's back in a fight. Like, getting hurt is fine as long as it's not something too bad.

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>>18144044
There's plenty of adventure and adrenaline in running away. Glory too, who else could steal from a waking dragon without coming to harm?

Who but you, the infamous couple, could have a whole kingdom conspire to trap you in an ingenious trap, only for the two of you to smirk and phase half a step out of existence, walking through it all and off into the sunset.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tzeentch-chan is walking through the halls to class when she stops by the science room, suddenly drops her panties and braces herself against the wall the the astonishment of everyone watching
>then they hear you cry out from the science room followed by a lot of other ruckus
>you stumble out of the room, a mouse trap on your hand, a bucket on your head, your dick hanging out of your fly, and tripping over a tangle of cords
>you end up falling dick first into Tzeentch-chan's pussy
>"Geez, Anon, you should have just asked me out first," she says with a shit-eating 'just as planned' smile

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>>18144062
Spoken like a true thief but running away would be impossible for me. Well, at least if I was with my wife. I doubt a dragon would just steal from another dragon and just run away, she'd want a fight and if that dragon had a husband I'd be dragged into it too.

Maybe we could chill and talk about our wives as they ripped each other clothes though.

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>>18144084
>thief
Is wanting to be unfettered thievery?

Imagine this, some young scion sees your wife and thinks she's pretty. The dude's rich and his family is incredibly powerful, tyrannical even. Hes used to getting his way, so when he gropes your wife's ass and tells her to come sleep with him, and gets the shit kicked out of him in return, he's outraged.

And now you and your wife are on the run from a large and powerful family simply for defending your wife. There are traps all over the place and powerful warriors paid off so they can detain you so the young scion can have his way with your wife, and you've gotta fight them all off.

Now, all that happened, except instead of having to run and defend yourselves, you're basically untouchable, able to vanish in thin air, as if you were never there, coming and going as you please, even if a powerful entity is hot on your heels.

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>>18143984
Oh no, you don’t go bragging about it, you just wait for someone to ask who that cow elf/titty elf/oppai loli/ super stack short stack is before explaining who she is and how you got her.

Idle bragging is for the inescire

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>>18144065
No, Tzeentchian demons are classy women, they’d setup Ruth-Goldberg machines just to get you in a position where you MUST repay them with a date

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>>18144118
In my case things would be slightly different. My wife could take care of the guards and knights in her dragon form as I sneaked my way to him so I could slap his ass until he stopped. I just don't see myself as the type who runs away, especially if I had magic and my wife.

Though I can see the thrill in running away like that. It could be fun too.

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>>18144150
I guess we just have different personalities.

Even if it were a powerful dragon, I'd relish in knowing that physically I'd possibly not even match a normal grown adult male, but despite that there was literally nothing she could do to me but simmer in impotent rage.

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>>18144162
I prefer tanking attacks that are supposed to be a one hit kill.

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>>18142391
Adult male with a loli is the best kind of size difference.

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>>18144162
I guess so, with the help of SE and DE along with blessings and training from my wife and others I find it hard that I wouldn't be able to slap a rich boy's shit and take on some monsters. I'd definitely make that guy regret his choices and make my waifu proud.

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>>18144196
Especially when the loli is smug

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>>18144209
And ready to be broken?

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>>18144209
I want a smug loli to forcefully hold my hand in public.

[Anonymous No.]

One day.

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How does one make a CC ancient dragon their wife?

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>>18144231
>Licking over her womb
Are you ready for the consequences of your actions?

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>>18144251
You make like Locke Lamora/Garret and steal from their hoard the one possession they can't protect. The Heart

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>>18144251
I praise them a lot and if you ignore her hoard and she notices your true intentions she might let you touch her. From then on she'll get hornier as time goes now that she has a guaranteed mate.

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>>18144254
Silly virgin lizard doesn't know how is babby formed.

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>>18144222
Broken, used, and cuddled.

>>18144223
Lewd, be sure to lock fingers

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>>18144259
What if she's on guard from her centuries of being alone?
>"Are you genuinely interested in a living fossil like me? Surely there are plenty of wyrmlings that would love having someone beside them while they raze villages."

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>>18144264
Good luck trying to calm her down when she wants you to cure the burning itch inside of her.

>>18144275
>Broken, used, and cuddled.
Breaking and using lolis is allowed, but you're going to need more than cuddles to make the deal fair.

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>>18144283
That's when you say age only has made her better than others.

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>>18144283
This >>18144296
If you show her how much you like her despite the age and that it makes her even more attractive you'll have an extremely horny dragon trying to hold on to her pride for her dear life because she'd want to rape you so hard.

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>>18144293
If we are being honest, I’d probably spoil and pamper that loli when she isn’t getting it.


All the sweets and snuggling she could dream of, maybe both at the same time.
Hopefully I wouldn’t go overboard

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I want a Dragon that looks like Satsuki.

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>>18144209
Smug is only good if she gets de-smugged from pleasure or from being intimidated by a cock in her face.
>"Y-you've got to be kidding me, that's supposed to fit?"

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>>18144326
That’s also good, especially if she’s trying to smug through anal or getting her womb stretched by seed

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>>18144296
>>18144302
You guys seem to underestimate how hard it would be to break open an old Dragon's shell.
Words from the heart might be enough to crack it and make her unsure of what to do, but if you truly want her to reveal just how long she has been starving for love you will need to take more assertive actions and prove your talk.

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>>18144347
>prove your talk.
So trying to cuddle up to her and constantly hug her while nuzzling?

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>>18144347
So you're saying I should break her parts? Ok, gonna grab my hammer and start practicing my golf swing

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>>18144324
I'd get a boner from the clicking of her heels as she walks through her hoard.
satsuki would have made a better protag than ryuko

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>>18144375
Would you want her to step on you a little?

Nah Ryuko's good, Satsuki works better as an antagonist for the first half at least.

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>>18144347
That's what I said in the beginning, praise her a lot and show how much you appreciate her body and personality. The older the dragon is the softer she'll be come too actually, knowing that death is coming and they failed to bear children is enough to make them slightly upset and desperate even if they don't show.
Dragon haughtiness starts low and goes up until a certain age, then goes down again and once she hits zombification it disappears.

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>>18144375
>>18144385
The both work well together.
In bed
With anon

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>>18144391
I would not survive, or at least I'd end up so exhausted I won't recover until the next night and the whole thing starts all over again.

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>>18144401
The only question is who is more dominant in bed.

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>>18144385
I'd rather she call me a pig in human clothing, and tell me she's gonna turn me into a real man

I don't know, in my opinion ryuko had a good design, but was a poorly written character

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>>18144386
Do Dragon Zombies still remember their past life?

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>>18144432
I don't think the dead remember. Unless they UPDATED THEIR JOURNAL

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>>18144415
I think it'd turn into a competition between the two of them. And I'm the thing they're fighting over.
>>18144417
Sounds perfect. You'd better become a man she can be proud of.

I like characters easily.

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>>18144324
Id hate to meet her mom.

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>>18144354
That would be enough to make her love you as a possession at best. You'd have to run away or leave in a dramatic fashion for her to make her realize that what she is feeling is not just an owner's affection towards a pet, but rather love for for a romantic partner.

>>18144386
There comes a point in a Dragon's life where she grows so old that she can no longer accept that she spent her whole life in the wrong, and thus her haughtiness and disdain for humans grows stronger as to protect her pride.
If you manage to make them realize the error of their ways you will have a lot of healing to do, the older she is the more she will need you to love and comfort her.

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>>18144450
Is it because she's an Ittan-momen?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to force my Kiki maid to fuck her ass with a dildo while I fuck her pussy with my dick!

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>>18144432
>Do Dragon Zombies still remember their past life?
They don't want to, it was a life of being alone with only gold being their only cold uncaring friend. They don't want to be left alone.
>>18144455
>you as a possession at best
I am fine with this.
>leave in a dramatic fashion for her to make her realize that what she is feeling is not just an owner's affection towards a pet, but rather love for for a romantic partner.
So leave her a note saying something like If i'm just a possession i should just be thrown out?

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>>18144432
They do, but they are too lusty to care.

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>>18144467
I want to force my Kiki to work the whole day with two oversized dildos in her pussy and ass turned up to max.

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>>18144445
Sounds fantastic, although many dragonlings may follow

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>>18144486
>Satsuki and Ryuko pregnant at the same time
I wonder if that would calm them down or just make them more aggressive.

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>>18144484
Look at this little breed slut. I bet she's just begging to have her womb crammed with as much thick, hot semen as she can hold. She probably masturbates furiously to the thought of being impregnated, giving birth, then getting knocked up, over and over again.

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>>18144432
Their mind is rotten and all they can think about is sex (and I assume love as well), so whether they remember their past life or not doesn't matter.
KC even said in their making-of that Dragon Zombies retain the high intelligence they had when they were still living but they can only use that intelligence for sex.

>>18144468
>Dragon Zombie is waiting for her husband to come back from the market
>Her mind wanders about while looking around their cave
>She gazes at the huge pile of riches accumulated at the back of the cave
>Staring at it gives her a suffocating feeling of dread
>She suddenly sees a glimpse of how her old self used to spend every day next to that pile feeling empty and sad
>She immediately takes off and goes looking for her husband
>She doesn't want to be left alone ever again

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>>18144468
>Who throws perfectly good posessions out? Baka.
>(Baka means idiot)

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>>18144519
Anon, we're talking about an elder dragon that never bonded with someone before, not some young weeb whelp who just got her first slave.

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>>18144498
Satsuki May remain the same but her sister would be awkwardly dealing with it

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>>18144542
>but her sister would be awkwardly dealing with it
That sounds adorable. Pregnant tomboys must be fun. Though I'd like to this Satsuki would be a little awkward.

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>>18144331
>normal speed sex is enough to keep her just before the line of being fucked senseless

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be kind when your dragon waifu finally shows you her monster form. Not all dragons look exactly like the artist renderings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144561
Seeing a loli on the verge of losing it while struggling to keep up a normal pace on top of your dick.
When she tries to make some arrogant comment you just need to thrust suddenly to shut her up.

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>>18144541
That doesn’t mean she’s going to willingly part from a living addition to the hoard.

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>>18144561
Exactly, although days of this may skew her perception of sex and train her for more exotic things

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144579
Pfft. Phat Dragons!

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>>18144579
BELLY!

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>>18144579
American sized doragons do not deserve love.

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>>18144589
Yep.
Gotta ack some corruption fruit or manticore core venom for true bullying though, especially before she has to leave for something.
Giving her a huge seed bump because she got too smug before she has to do a report before a class or go to an event would be fun

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>>18144589
I prefer the “bottom out + kiss” approach.
Works every time.

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>>18144579
Go eat another cake doughragon

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>>18144608
>Spoiler
I was envisioning a lolibaba, but a middle school loli is perfectly fine too.
She's going to be the most popular girl among the Fallen God followers after coming to class with a cumswollen belly.

>>18144609
>Kissing a smug loli out of nowhere
Do you want her to start spewing nonsense and blush bright red?

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>>18144658
Both are good but ai enjoy the idea of a smug loli giving a history report while Haku-sensei and her classmates all look at her huge and sloshing middle that’s barely covered by her dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144579
The monster form reveal is what separates power sluts from true dragonfags
A true dragonfag would worship his wife even if her monster form looks goofy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144672
I imagine she's the kinda of girl that would jump into your arms after school and make out with you while all her classmates and teachers watch!

[Anonymous No.]

We need a minotaur or salamander doing something like epic meal time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144674
You have to remember, reptiles don’t have mamaries. Those D for Dragon tits worth of fat have to go somewhere.

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>>18144680
No, this one is smug and haughty, one that would have me take a knee so she can kiss my cheek before taking my hand and having me escort her away.

[Anonymous No.]

>turning it into /d/ shit
Dobsons ruin everything

[Anonymous No.]

What is your ideal living situation with your waifu, anons? What sort of house would you live in? What would your surroundings be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144672
>>18144680
What an outrageous loli. I can only imagine how lewd she will grow up to be once she hits puberty (or her species' equivalent)

Seems like Haku-sensei will have to spend yet another evening alone with her favorite bottle while crying about even her youngest students already have a man of their own

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>>18144685
>minotaur or salamander
Ah yes, the age-old question. Str+Con vs Dex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144694
Just my something like my flat now just without my family in it and its just me and her

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>>18144694
Small house, surrounded by wilderness. A garden for veggies and fruits for me, but she only eats meat. She and I can hunt together.

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>>18144685
>epic meal time
Is he still doing those?

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>>18144658
>Do you want her to start spewing nonsense and blush bright red?
Yep, that’s definitely the desired reaction from that.
While I do like to break the smug facade, I’ve never enjoyed the idea of being a dick about it. It’s best when you make them honest through pleasure with a dash of romance.

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>>18144697
I would a haku sensei but the loli has me.
She probably has contractural issue with being in a harem with a student.

If she didn’t end up with a bombshell body with massive tits and a tremendous ass from all that SE when she hits puberty than I’ve failed, although having her go oppai loli or stay loli with a heavy pear shape would be good

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>>18144694
Honestly I like the idea of some run-down and messy mansion or some underground palace that me and the mice may or may not be squatting in. They would be large mouse girls, and all have some kind of criminal background/talents that they use to acquire our food and other necessities. It would be a den of degeneracy, with girls being filled to the brim left and right while their sisters, mothers, and daughters watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144694
Comfy apartment in the city with my hellhound waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144709
Yeah but i like the idea of a minotaur making crazy meat meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144716
Is there a real difference between oppai loli with hips to boot, and a shortstack?
Does it matter to my dick?

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>>18144694
In one of my stories I went to some length to describe the series of interconnected tunnels dug into the mountains surrounding the valley that my wife owns all of.
Just add internet and maybe a Harpy/Wyvern based courier service to deliver me my comics and we'd be golden.

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>>18144723
Age and a bit of height.
Seeing her walk around with her ass threatening to tear too tight panties would just be asking for that smug girl to get a ‘top off’ though

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>>18144694
Probably just an alternate reality version of the big city where I currently live, though we'd live in our own house instead of the duplex I'm in right now. That way both me and my waifu can live in a place we're familiar with and raise our daughteru in a place we know is nice and comfy. Ideally we'd get a house that's walking distance from where our daughteru goes to school, and close enough to where my waifu works as well.

As for the actual house, it wouldn't be too big at first glance and nobody who didn't know about our intricate, extensive sex dungeon wouldn't be any the wiser.

[Anonymous No.]

Would cheshires take depressed people as a challenge to make them smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144753
Yes.
But they see anyone not actively having a giggle as a challenge to make smile as well.

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>>18144716
>>18144738
>Shortstack smug monster girl who knows all your fetishes and weak spots
>Her ass and breasts make every other monster girl look like Sabbath members in comparison
>In bed she still has a hard time taking all your length and going any faster than a normal pace
This is why you marry them young.

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>>18144579
>insecure 10ft chubby dragon
I need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144762
Exactly.
Even if she looks live an overdone Sextoy that can barely run without tripping by high school, I would love and use her all the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144769
>She keeps using the ‘fat was attractive in the Middle Ages’ argument

[Anonymous No.]

Seals are weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144789
What's weird about them? Did she ask if you wanna go clubbin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144779
I'd marry that dragon, I might as well be from the middle ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>18144801
Take a bath, please. Think of the children.