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18231963 No.18231963 [Reply] [Original]

Death is only the beginning.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.18231970

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

>> No.18231982
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If you needed patching up would you let a Monster do it?

>> No.18232021

>>18231982
>"Alright, Mr. Anon. You're all better now."
>"Why is my dick a foot long?"
>"That's what you came in for, right?"
>"I have appendicitis!"

>> No.18232023

I want to steal from a Tanuki!

>> No.18232026

>>18231982
Yes. Not that one though.

>> No.18232028
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>>18232023
Thiefspawn!
>>18232026
How about this one then?

>> No.18232048

>>18232023
That's a good way to wake up tied to her bed, coming to consciousness just in time to see her make you cum a titanic load from her Paizuri/Deepthroat combo.

>> No.18232055

>You'll never have a cuddlecat Cheshire with Galko's personality
WHY THO.
Pure Gyarus are amazing.

>> No.18232062

>>18232028
I don't think so, anon.

>> No.18232069
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>>18232062
Well more Adorea for me then.

>> No.18232098

>>18232069
Didnt she "saved" some people as an excuse to steal all their organs?

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>>18232098
Adorea is just trying to help, no bully pls.

>> No.18232102

>>18232023
But then she'll be powerless and have to resort to begging in order to get her money back! You don't want a tanuki crying at your front yard all day, do you?

>> No.18232117

>>18232098
>He doesn't want to seduce a dangerous abomination and slowly build up trust
It's better to know that she can steal your organs but won't because she loves you, rather than know she won't steal your organs because she can't.

>>18232101
I'd cherish those zippers.

>> No.18232143

>>18232101
>>18232117
The location of that one zipper seems to indicate the lack of a pussy. How does Adorea find her pleasure?

>> No.18232146

>>18232102
>"Aaaanon! Give me back that file! I have a terrible memory and that's got all my important financial data on iiiit!"
>"I-I'll suck your cock for it! I'll slurp your dick like a good little cumslut and swallow every last drop! I'll even let you grope my fat ass while I do it! I'll throw in titfucking for f-f-free too!"
>"A-a-and if that's not enough I'll let you have my virginity! I'll be your cocksleeve! I'll let you fuck all my holes all you want Anon! Pleaaaase!"

>> No.18232171

>>18232143
Blowjobs? Her face has to be sensitive to pleasure.
Maybe you can stick it in her zippers as well, but that sounds scary knowing what's inside.

>> No.18232177

>>18232171
>implying she doesn't have a zipper that contains a pussy made out of nothing but clits for maximal pleasure to herself

>> No.18232190

>>18232146
Who knew tanukis were such sluts? The only choice now would be to pound her and not give it back

>> No.18232194

>>18232190
Anon, you're going to make the poor girl cry even harder! She gave up her pride to get that file back! At least take responsibility and marry her!

>> No.18232198

>>18232177
That sounds horrifying. Abominations might be too much for me after all.

>> No.18232232

>>18232198
This is what happens when you don't pace yourself and just get too much Insight at once.

>> No.18232239

>>18231982
I'd gladly let Chrome do whatever she wants with my body.

>> No.18232348

How do you envision the school system with monster girls?

>> No.18232353

>>18232348
Like St. Arcadia from Discipline. It's still an actual school with actual lessons but there's sex going on throughout the day between the lessons.

>> No.18232366

>>18232348
Segregated or all exclusively 1 gender schools.

>> No.18232389

>>18232348
That sounds like a good enough compromise between the students here to learn and the ones who are just here for teenage romance.
You'd still have delinquents who demand rape to be allowed both in and outside class.

>>18232366
That would cause more harm than good, even if it does sound like the most logical way to do it at first.

>> No.18232397

>>18232389
First part meant for >>18232353

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>>18232389
>>18232397
I don't mind delinquents.

>> No.18232407

>>18232389
>That would cause more harm than good
How so? Segregation I could see being a problem, but to my mind the best setup would be integrated kindergarten and grade schools then all boys/girls schools for middle and high school.

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18232416

>>18232399
I want an Ushi with a heart-shaped fuzz patch

>> No.18232443

>>18232399
You say that until you fail math class because an Ushi-Oni delinquent forces to skip classes with her.

>>18232407
Separating boys and monster girls like that would result in awkward individuals who can't deal with the opposite gender, as well as individuals who go way too far as soon as they (re)enter a mixed gender environment.
It'd probably have a bad impact on crime rates too.

>> No.18232498

>>18232055
>Big fat, cuddle cat that dresses like a gyaru to taunt me but really would only do me

Adorable.
Would squeeze and pamper

>> No.18232506

>>18231963
I just want to say, junefag, if you're still in the threads, you're basically a willing fucktoy, June's unfinished "good" end involves the mc being mindbroken by the snake bitch ala https://pastebin.com/gn4KS5Ux and tortured, and she deserves misery

Not that anyone cares anymore but whatever.

>> No.18232513

>>18232498
How would you deal with the fact that she is very self-conscious about her big areolas

>> No.18232517

>>18232513
Trace the outline of one, the edge of which I can see by her cleavage

>> No.18232525
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>>18232506
You seem to have a deep personal involvement in some other person's tastes in fiction. Perhaps you should relax?

>> No.18232540

>>18232525
...No?
How is this any different then someone commenting on any other story or review for a story or opinion of a story?

>> No.18232545

>>18232506
Not even him, but June did nothing wrong and is a good snake.

>> No.18232546

>>18232517
>This turns the cuddlecat beet red and gets her to teleport away in embaressment

>> No.18232548

>>18232540
You've been at it for a long time. Your persistence is worrying.
Enough of that now.

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>>18232498
>Her ass turns regular panties into G-strings, so the fact that she wears a G-string means that she's basically got her whole ass out 24/7
>Her skirt is too short to cover her magnificent backside
>She refuses to go out without her cute legwarmers.
>Her shirt strains against her titanic kitty titties, and her bra is somehow skimpier than if she was just wearing pasties.
>Her skin is tanned to perfection with patches of untanned skin so small you'd think she sunbathed in the nude.
>Her makeup is immaculate, only serving to heighten her beauty and make her lips look even better at sucking dick than they already did.
>She's the cutest, sweetest girl who clings to your side during dates and fucks hard enough that you can't escape her cuddles afterwards.
>Anyone who tries to hit on her is rebuffed, sometimes violently, because you're the only one for her.

>> No.18232555
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>> No.18232557

>>18232545
No, and no.

She tried to get you to break to her will through physical force and use of drugs. That's like something a cartel don would do.

>>18232548
what the fuck are you talking about.
and why you think you know who I am? Or how many times I've commented?

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>>18232546
>She tries to teleport away
>Winds up leaving her ass behind on accident.
>HFW

>> No.18232560

>>18232555
Dibs on that one.
>>18232557
Shh, shh. Shh.

>> No.18232562

>>18232553
Worth it.
Taking her to dinner and then having her cuddle up to me would be fantastic.
Would grope that bottom while she naps

>> No.18232564

>>18232557
The protag raped her. She can only mate with a single person for life so she has to have him by any means necessary, and she will make him love her, and she had a hard life. It's not like even after the protag rapes her she doesn't peacefully ask and explain the situation. If you don't feel sympathy for her then I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you. She's a good snake, and a good wife, and a good friend.

>> No.18232566

>>18232558
Well, it would be a big ass but damn if I wouldn't use it.
Flustered cheshires make mistakes when teleporting

>> No.18232595

>>18232560
fuck off.

>>18232564
>The protag raped her.
because she raped the protag first. And possibly other people too. While also beating others up, generally creating a shitty living environment, and claiming that she was the only one in the class, possibly grade that had the right to a boyfriend. *Just* because she's the biggest. That's like a whole new layer of sleeze.

>She can only mate with a single person for life so she has to have him by any means necessary
Wrong. She acted like a stanky, immature bitch, and an imbecile. She made her bed when she started her assertions, and kept it going even after the MC castrated her. She's just that out of line. At any stop she could have said "right, this is getting out of hand, I want out" and it would have been fine.

> hard life
no she fucking didn't, you idiot. Especially compared to the mc. She's a monstrous, extremely powerful snake woman with access to a substance which acts as mind control. And she lives in a fucking mansion. Now you're just making shit up.

>It's not like even after the protag rapes her she doesn't peacefully ask and explain the situation.
Except that's exactly what she fucking does. She keeps biting him. I'm pretty sure on multiple occasions she literally says that she's going to keep biting him until he breaks and gives up out of addiction.

Either this is trolling or Junefag is indeed still in the threads.

>> No.18232598

>>18231982
I only let Nurse Yeti fix me up

>> No.18232601

>>18232595
>fuck off
This is exactly what I meant, you're treating this topic as something serious when it isn't. You need to let it go.

>> No.18232605

>>18232601
Christ alive, you really are one arrogant weirdo, on multiple levels.

>> No.18232612

>>18232595
>because she raped the protag first. And possibly other people too
Very first thing and no. She bullied them. It is explicitly stated and the whole thing surrounding why she is going after the protag is because she WAS a virgin until she was raped.

>and kept it going even after the MC castrated her
I love how you state this like the MC was completely OK doing that

>no she fucking didn't, you idiot. Especially compared to the mc
She has a single father who's a drunk and abuses her, and thanks to the MC raping her everyone in town including her father thinks she's a slut and if she doesn't get the MC she won't get anyone. Did you even read the story?

You seem like one of those people who actually thinks the MC of the story is a decent person and not a sociopath.

>> No.18232618

>>18232555
>Anon did not expect such a classy girl to show up when he dialed 6969 for a boner emergency

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>>18232605
There, there anon. There, there.

>> No.18232640

>>18232555
i want to put my face on that.

>> No.18232641

>>18232612
>Very first thing and no. She bullied them. It is explicitly stated and the whole thing surrounding why she is going after the protag is because she WAS a virgin until she was raped.
You're literally just wrong. she tries to force him to perform cunnilingus on her like the first fucking time she's introduced. Go in the pastebin and ctrl f "cloaca". Do it.

>I love how you state this like the MC was completely OK doing that
What was the other option? Let her break his mind for her own twisted pleasure? She didn't stop before. She didn't even stop after.

>>18232612
>She has a single father who's a drunk and abuses her,
Wrong. He's a drunk, but she abuses him, along with her mother. Go on, ctrl f "key" in the pastebin. Literally talks about her nearly killing him.

> MC raping her everyone in town including her father thinks she's a slut and if she doesn't get the MC she won't get anyone.
maybe she shouldn't have raped him first. And she is a slut. And even then, maybe she should have just given him the fucking poison and left him alone instead of plotting revenge, and getting in a fight with two centaurs and a Cheshire and the MC, which proves her stupidity.

>You seem like one of those people who actually thinks the MC of the story is a decent person and not a sociopath.
He's not, but she made him that way. That's the point.

If June was actually smart, and not plotting, and really just a bully that got in over her head, she would have tried to make amends like Trisha, or skipped town like the cyclops. Instead, she tried to get things her way, again and again and again. She is completely unwilling to accept the fact that people aren't willing to play her game, and she's not good at playing her game either.

>> No.18232708

>>18232601
How about you do what June should have done and kill yourself? You're the reason the single greatest monstergirl writer gave up.

>> No.18232712

>>18232708
>single greatest monstergirl writer
who the fuck is dat

>> No.18232732

>>18232712
YBA. He was the only writer to realistically depict monstergirls, but of course the waifufags and traitors screamed and made him make changes to his story before forcing him to stop the story altogether.

>> No.18232741

>>18232732
since when did they force him to make changes and stop the story?

The only catastrophic reeing I've seen is the biblical butthurt surrounding less and bob.

>> No.18232749

>>18232732
>realistically depict mgs
What made his depictions so much better than anyone else's?

>> No.18232756

>>18232555
Houtengeki doesn't half-ass a Succubus for once? Nice.

>> No.18232757

>>18232741
>its been years since that happened
Time sure does fly

>> No.18232758

>>18232741
Eh, Vengeance was interesting to start with but got kinda stale for me due to the characters largely being unlikeable.

Nina end was best end

>> No.18232762

>>18232741
Everytime he put up a vote, you had faggots trying to take advantage of it and go for the more "Uggguuiu I want happy times with my waifus, not actually do anything worthwhile!"

>>18232749
He showed how they would be in real life, and that humans were the superior species, intellectually and morally.

>> No.18232767

>>18232762
He sounds kinda like an edgefag to me

>> No.18232772 [DELETED] 

>>18232767
Keeping crying bitch.

>> No.18232775

>>18232772
Smooth Anon. Smooth

>> No.18232784

>>18232749
Well, I don't know if they're realistic or better but I really Like them personally, with the exception of Nina's good end which is fucking embarrassing and stupid.

The deal is with the established canon of MGE, a city with them in tow would be basically hellish for anyone who wasn't junefag. The drama surrounding the bullying is a bit over dramatic, but it helps to show just how far competition and cruelty could be taken with supercharged creatures. Demons are genuinely threatening and otherworldly, and genuinely destructive, and there's a general feeling of unknowing and misery that is extremely realistic to what MGC would actually be like to live in.

At the same time, there are little clips of hopefulness and optimism and progress that keep the story from being a pointless teenage edge fest. Little things to look forwards too, and be hopeful about.

I remember this one puny little segment where a big jaguar girl on a sports team waves to the MC, and he waves back and she blushes to the tips of her whiskers. That's sounds inane as shit and it is, but it's a nice little salt of positive realism that makes the story enjoyable. It's not endless misery because the writer said so. There's misery because the characters are flawed freaks, scheming and wounding one another.

Anyway I self insert as the guy waving to the Jaguar girl. I fucking love Jaguars. And I don't even like muscle.

>> No.18232789

>>18232708
What? I think I was pretty supportive of YBA back when he was here.
>>18232732
Oh I get it. You're just some grimderp edgefag. THAT'S why you're telling people to fuck off and kill themselves. Go back to school kid.

>> No.18232791

>>18232506
You got a link for the first part of that?

>> No.18232794

>>18232758
>Nina end was best end
are you daft.

There's less closure in her end than there is in the unfinished story. Somehow.

>>18232762
>"Uggguuiu I want happy times with my waifus, not actually do anything worthwhile!"
what's wrong with that? A good story isn't just misery. The writer cant' force misery into a story. The characters need to bring the misery unto themselves.

>>18232767
He wasn't see my post above below whatever. There are little flanges of optimism that make the world believable.

>>18232791
Nope.

>> No.18232797

>>18232784
Ok, now that's an answer that piques my interest a bit more than 'humans superior to monsters life sucks hurr hurr'

>> No.18232800

>>18232784
I never liked that bit. It was unrealistic and allowed people to latch onto it and whine about how not all monstergirls were bad. If you want a cuddly story, read something else.

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>muh realism

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I miss the golden age
All these writers and many more. Most of them gone to the sands of time.

>> No.18232811

>>18232801
Name a better setting. Guess what? You can't. That's because he was realistic.

>> No.18232813

>>18232800
>cuddle stories being shit on in a hugbox fantasy setting
I don't get it. Did I miss the punchline or something?

>> No.18232816

>>18232813
You're the problem here if you don't know what a monster is.

>> No.18232821

>>18232803
YBA
The last klaus story didnt go down too well
Thunders gone
The others are still around just slow.
As far as that pics
If i had to name a writer i dont miss, it would be moose or that snuff guy.

>> No.18232823

>>18232797
Monstergirls in the story are just normal people given superpowers, and odd roles and cultures and such.

The reason the story is grim is because the tools KC's monstergirls are given are waaaaayyyy more easily used to create misery than anything else, especially in a hyper competitive environment. Further, the personalities KC left us with are usually psychotic.

>>18232800
except not all monstergirls were bad, you idiot. Just like how all people aren't mustache twirling villains.
You sound pretty edgy dude, do you really think it's realistic for no joy to exist in this world *at all*? If that was true, it wouldn't be interesting to read. It would just be junefag fanfiction. You don't understand the quality of the thing you're praising.

You're looking at the car from mad max, and saying "Hmm, fuck the battle weathered look, the car would be more realistic and better if it was just a pile of rust fragments on the ground". Like, nooooo....

>> No.18232829

>>18232821
At least Thunder left on a good note.

>> No.18232833

>>18232758
>due to the characters largely being unlikeable.
But that just made seeing scum being dragged down by the monster they had created themselves cathartic.
It's a shame the story wasn't completed, I believe it foreshadowed a larger scale shitstorm erupting too and that would've been interesting to see.

>> No.18232834

>>18231939
>Little to no hospitals
Eh, you're probably right. Most undead probably just study humie biology and health out of fascination

>No restaurants
The dead don't need to eat but they'll sure as hell want to. What could be better than a nice evening out with the husband wrapped up with a tasty and more importantly, warm bowl of soup?
>Food imported
Not necessarily, they could grow plenty speciality foods, at most they'd have to import some vegetables as for the rest, there'd be plenty of undead twisted versions of fruits and the like

As for the type of government, I've no idea why you completely neglected wights. Undead Kingdoms would be like monarchies with nobles under the Wight royalty. Liches would never be the ruling class, because why would you spend a fraction of a second ruling when there is science to do? 'Course they'd still have extremely high status within the kingdom, as advisers and researchers and the like. Not that they'd ever use it.
>Witches and dark mages
Maybe. Never really though of it, they don't seem particularly aligned to the undead. It would be atypical for a dark mage to enter into a kingdom in its service, and witches would be more interested in demonic realms, where they can serve bahpomets and demons.
>Vampires
Technically yes, but personally I've always felt that powerful vampires might be compelled to form their own kingdoms made purely of vampires and some other undead servents as you say. Most likely a puppet form of government, and there wouldn't be necromancers or the like in their midst as their method of recruitment and bolstering would come from blood and conversion. Some individual vamps might master necromancy.

As for industrial powerhouses, not only does that rely on a certain level of technology, it also doesn't make much sense. What could a city possibly do with all those products and wealth? I always imagined them to have immense coffers simple because of how long they've been ruling and how little money it takes to keep an undead kingdom running. Undead economy is probably pretty stagnant, like their population, maybe slowly, slowly growing.

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>>18232803
>Shitposting guide
But why?

>> No.18232837

>>18232823
He made it VERY clear the good monstergirls were the exception and not the rule.

>> No.18232840

>>18232811
KCs fucking setting, which is better because it's NOT realistic.
I can fling hot opinions too.

>> No.18232841

>>18232821
>snuff guy
You mean manyeyedhydra right?
The guy that writes succubi reducing victims to dust via sex?

>> No.18232845

>>18232840
You're either underage, or retarded. Or both.

>> No.18232846

>>18232835
No idea

>> No.18232850

>>18232811
>MUH
>REALISM

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>>18232845
Not an argument

>> No.18232855

>>18232803
>Iron Beast being part of the golden age.

>> No.18232856

>>18232811
What a stupid thing to say. I bet you don't even understand what "Realism" is.

>>18232833
The story couldn't end. It's impossible to end, and have it keep the feeling of the vengeance and post vengeance chapters, which is a mix of perseverance, evil, happiness, optimism, foolishness, self destruction, stubborn resolution in the face of the unknown, ect. Those are big words but I'm trying hard to describe a feeling, which is realllly hard to do.

The point is it's impossible to end a story that has a major theme of "perseverance through agony" on that theme. Because then there's no perseverance or agony. It's just over.

>> No.18232857

>>18232833
Except I don’t get Catharsis off cruelty considering that one girl lost fingers and the other got brain damage.
I never really felt sympathy for the MC who felt like he brought everything upon himself by going out of his way to do these things.

I’m probably not the audience for it though.
I’ve got no issues with others liking it but at a certain point it felt less like a ‘Revenge on the Bullies’ plot and more like something slowly sliding into guro

>> No.18232863

>>18232851
Please for the love of crap dont start that shit here

>> No.18232870

>>18232857
At least you realize the story wasn't written for you. If only if everyone else could realize the same.

>> No.18232875

>>18232863
>flings hot opinion
>gets called out
>you're dumb!
>gets called out
Still waiting for that argument

>> No.18232886

>>18232837
he made it VERY clear the monsters were a mix of good and evil.

The story is just supercharged by the fact that a few characters, In particular nessa and June, are inherently broken people. Nessa is brought misery through her games but can only find joy by playing games. June is ironically an addict, obsessed with getting her way. She just never stops taking gambles to crack the MC's pride, which at its face is hard to do because he has so little left, and her situation is worsened by the fact that she's a fucking awful gambler. She's addicted to revenge, to being superior, and her mounting insecurities over her virginity, castration, rape, and continued failed plots just make it worse.

>>18232857
>something slowly sliding into guro
stop labeling things and then rejecting them.
>less like a ‘Revenge on the Bullies’ plot
that never was the point of the story. That was just an excuse to get all these psychopathic, interesting, flawed and compelling characters to butt heads. the point of the story is the result of that, to watch the scheming unfold. To get worse and better and worse and worse.

The Catharsis is the little twinge of happyness, like Trisha refusing to give up the possibility of a happy, orthodox relationship, or the wave to the Jaguar on the stands. That little thing that keeps you going.

>>18232870
it's not a prescription medication, you dope. It's not "meant" for anyone. Some people just cant' appreciate it.

>> No.18232892

>Shitting on realism
You're all braindead. Name a single more important element to any story. You can't, there categorically isn't one.

>> No.18232911

>>18232892
Is this trolling? Are you a fucking idiot? Are you telling me say, Indiana Jones is shit because it's not realistic? A guy going off into the jungles of peru and immediately getting malaria and dying would be realistic, but would not make for a good film.

>> No.18232914

>>18232892
I dont need realism to enjoy shit
Look at the roulette, that has the most unrealistic plot I can think of but Beast keeps it entertaining.

>> No.18232916

>>18232892
It's not even worth the effort to post the literal millions of stories where realism isn't even a theme.

>> No.18232926
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>Apparently they get into arguments about realism in fapfiction nowadays
>My word!

>> No.18232928

>>18232916
Let's ignore the fool for now, but let's learn from his foolishness.

realism is important, but *familiarity* is more important. Creating a believable world is one that in the end, would come down to being "realistic" in one way or another; what it really means is that this place is build on rules, just like our world, and the story follows those rules.

>> No.18232931

>>18232926
Monstergirls are just like card games
Serious buisness

>> No.18232933

>>18232926
stop fucking shitposting. If you've got nothing to contribute, don't say shit.

>> No.18232946

>>18232892
Internal consistency is more important.
The entire fantasy and Sci-Fi genres are built on a rejection of realism and instead adhere to an internal set of rules that hold it all together.

If realism was important, folks wouldn’t care about knights fighting dragons or a man in a robot suit fighting a giant monster, they’d read historical texts.

What’s folks do care about is that the robot and the monster both work on the same rules, not if such things actually exist

>> No.18232951

>>18232946
>an internal set of rules that hold it all together.
I already said that up here you little shit >>18232928 reeee

whatever. What obscure, forgotten VIMGC girl would you waifu? The jaguar rugby player is mine by the way, fuck off.

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>>18232933
Hidoi.

>> No.18232964

>>18232954
Cute mono-eye.
Still sad that they’re what everyone calls cyclops though, I want my big, blueberry blacksmiths

>> No.18232975

>>18232857
>‘Revenge on the Bullies’ plot
I thought it was more a corrupt and dysfunctional society reaching a point where things start to break down, the story might have been heading towards sparking a bigger conflict beyond the relatively small scope.

>> No.18232981

>>18232892
Realism is too closely related to real life.
If you value realism that highly then you can't even have monster girls in your story since they would never exist in the first place.
Rather than imitate real life you should create a believable and rich setting with relatable characters.

Nobody has an issue with stories where monster girls suddenly appear on Earth even if the premise is absolutely not realistic.
Plenty of people have issues when a setting or a character is not believable even given the fantasy context.

>> No.18232983

>>18232954
God I hate cyclops. Can you imagine how fucking small their brains would have to be to allow an orbital of that size?

>>18232975
>the story might have been heading towards sparking a bigger conflict beyond the relatively small scope.
I don't think so, or at least I fucking hope not. Again the story was never about the revenge bullshit. That was just an excuse. The real point is watching these characters fight.

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>>18232964
So like this?

>> No.18232998

>>18232993
That’s too big, I’m not a fan of giantess

>> No.18233006

>>18232914
Beast is like KC
Depending on who you ask, He's created nightmare world.

>> No.18233008

>>18232993
That's a comfy wife.

>> No.18233012

>>18232911
Never watched Indiana Jones, but you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. I know about the famous rolling ball scene, so to use that as an example, would there be any tension and legitimacy in the story, if he could just punch the stone into dust, and it and all the other traps didn't possess a realistic threat?

So I guess I'll return your question, are you trolling or are you just a fucking idiot?

>>18232914
Bad example. His roulette is unsettling because he doesn't handle realism well. Or didn't. Hence all the london memes.

>>18232916
It doesn't have to be an active "theme" that's not what I'm talking about at all. It's an underpinning element of storytelling and the most important one.

>>18232946
Internal consistency kind of is realism, or at least that's what I mean when I say realism, I mean realism as established within the setting. Even if your setting is full of fantasy sluts and magic, your actions within the setting still have to be realistic to that setting.

>>18232981
No, realism simply represents reality, not necessarily our reality, it could very well be the reality of a world where knights fight dragon sluts, but you still have to adhere to that reality

>> No.18233022

>>18232998
You did say BIG blueberry blacksmiths.

>> No.18233023

>>18233012
Dude, you didn't even know what realism means this whole time?

>> No.18233029

I just want to talk about waifus not constantly argue about some writers setting.

>> No.18233031

>>18233023
I never said I was talking about the realist art movement

>> No.18233032

>>18233029
S-stop shitposting! You're shitposting! You need to agree with me about REALISM!

>> No.18233037

>>18233012
>I know about the famous rolling ball scene

because that's very realistic isn't it?
I hope you get jumped by the rotting meat plant.

>>18233031
Just stop talking

>>18233029
You had your chance!

>> No.18233038

>>18233012
If internal consistency is what you mean then that’s what you should say.


The internal consistency of a world has far different connotations than Realism.
A characters decisions in one universe need to fit for that universe, it’s why Harry Dresden works in his world but wouldn’t fit in, say, Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings

>> No.18233040
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>>18233029
I want these ones.

>> No.18233042

>>18233022
Yes but that tops out at 10ft

>> No.18233047

>>18233040
Could I fit between these two so we could play some split-screen Halo?

>> No.18233051

>>18233012
>Bad example. His roulette is unsettling because he doesn't handle realism well. Or didn't. Hence all the london memes.
The fact that his setting has no realism is part of why I like it so much.
And I havent seen any London memes.

>> No.18233058

>>18233006
How is it a nightmare?

>> No.18233061

>>18233037
I shouldn't have said "scene" I know there was a giant rolling ball because it became a meme in all ruins. And pray tell what's unrealistic about a giant rolling ball?

>>18233038
If that's the case then I'll remember that for future reference, but in the sense I was using it and in the sense it was being shat on before, it was "what's realistic given the setting"

>>18233051
Don't lie, you've seen the memes about drugs in the water because no one reacts realistically to monster invasion

>> No.18233062

>>18233047
You can certainly fit behind one. They will play co-op Campaign mode on legendary, and you will prone bone their assess until the can't fight straight.

>> No.18233071

>>18233062
This sounds good too. Almost good enough to turn into a story if I still remembered Combat Evolved like the back of my hand.
Or wasn't lazy

>> No.18233090

>>18233062
The wisp will probably moan the whole time while the Lich does nothing until suddenly trembling and collapsing in her pillow

>> No.18233092

>>18233071
Perhaps these mnematic triggers might inspire you.
>explosion sound
>Did something just hit us?
>Move in, back to the airloc *explosion sound* WAAAAAAA

>> No.18233107

>>18233061
Just fucking stop talking dude.

>>18233058
Because if you don't like getting raped you're screwed? and monsters will slowly consume the aboveworld population until the world dies?

>> No.18233121

>>18233092
not him but I can hear it
>Hey look, the Malta has already driven off it's boarders
>I can't believe it, they're defeated, we've won!
>*distant sound of allied ship exploding*

>> No.18233123

>>18233107
>Just fucking stop talking dude.
Once you admit your story isn't worth shit if it's not realistic to what's established in the setting.

Do it, pussy

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>>18233092
>distressed Grunt noises
I bet that's what a flustered Alp sounds like.

>> No.18233127

>>18231982
I wish chrome was real
;_;

>> No.18233131

>>18233121
That's Halo 2! I recognize that!

>> No.18233134

>>18233058
>If you look at it from an edgy faggot point of view
London is falling under the control of monsters via a non-hostile takeover. Said takeover is being led by a wizard powerful enough to open portals (portals that can be hijacked by powerful monsters as seen in the echidna story.)
Monsters are shown everywhere, even on live TV and there isn't a world outcry. Hell, the wizard himself WANTS people to spread the news of the monsters arrival.
There is also the Tengu network, Crow Tengus that know your life (which I guess is how he chooses men)
The only outright conflict with the monsters is the Umi Osho story, where the guy is a conspiracy nut and there's a throwaway line about dark priests arguing with church people.

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>> No.18233138

>>18233125
Would play co-op with her in my lap and a dick in her rear

>> No.18233139

>>18233136
Is she waving her tail or does it have two tips like some kind of cat-version of a Kitsune?

>> No.18233142

What would you personally prefer:
A monster girl whose personality and character are a result of her upbringing and life experiences, and are as complex as any human's
Or a monster girl capable of unconditional love and whose personality and character are mostly dictated by her species, and fairly straightforward?

>> No.18233144

>>18233136
I fucking love Maris cat. I want to make her writhe and twist on my dick before pushing her down and filling her to the brim

>> No.18233146

>>18233142
Unconditional love sounds good, that doesn't happen with humans.

>> No.18233147

>>18233139
That is Mari's nekomata

>> No.18233149

>>18233107
I don't think Beast would ever write something like that.
He's not one for dark stories.

>> No.18233153

>>18231982
>stinkybus

>> No.18233156

>>18233136
The whore's cat is also a whore

>> No.18233168

>>18233061
>Don't lie, you've seen the memes about drugs in the water because no one reacts realistically to monster invasion
I honestly haven't I started coming to these threads around the time he released the griffon roulette, and there hasn't been any talk like that.

>> No.18233173

>>18233107
>Because if you don't like getting raped you're screwed
The roulette doesn't really have the monsters rape men.

>> No.18233175

>>18233156
A drug addicted whore don't forget.

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I wonder if hakutaku's get pissed that search engines pretty much stole their jobs?

>> No.18233189
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18233189

Let's forget about all these silly things and just wallow in some decadent filth, okay?

>> No.18233194

>>18233175
Obviously, look at those pupils

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>>18233189
I actually wanted to talk about Beast's setting some more, It's more interesting due to all the bullshit.

>> No.18233206

>>18233199
>You will never partake in firegland oil.

>> No.18233216

>>18233168
Well maybe if you're new you wouldn't have, these were joked about a while ago

>> No.18233219

>>18233142
Or in other words, would you prefer a human with monster bits or an actual monster girl?

>> No.18233223

>>18232756
He phoned in the tail. Poor girl must be laughed at for that thing.

>> No.18233233

>>18233206
>Wanting dragon drool

>> No.18233236

>>18232886
No he didn't you stupid cunt. There's a few scenes where they act like normal people, but most of them deserve a beating. Oh wow, this one girl isn't a rapist, that not a very high standard to hold someone to. Also, its obvious the story was meant for real men, not pussyworshippers like you.

>> No.18233245

>>18233142
How about a monster girl capable of unconditional love whose personality and character are largely affected by both her species and her life experiences

>> No.18233256

>>18233142
Why not both? I want the unconditional love of a monstergirl who has traits from her species but also traits from life experience.

>> No.18233285

I don't really buy the "This caustic dark cloud of smog and shit that will crush your spirit and blanket you so that nothing pleasant will ever touch you again is all worth it, because rarely the cloud will part to let a single undiluted ray of sunlight through for a second" argument

In my mind there's nothing deep, profound or intelligent about appreciating an overwhelmingly shit situation for a sliver of hope and joy.

Never read Vengeance so forgive me if that's not what the story's about, but it's how this anon portrays it >>18232886

>> No.18233302

>>18233285
Vengeance is overrated, that’s all you really need to know.
It’s unabashedly dark and that’s its gimmick

>> No.18233316

>>18233199
Beasts london can be summed up with this
https://youtu.be/nNQ-Qi7pBpw

>> No.18233322

>>18233302
Yeah, no idea why it got such a vocal following, over my years on this place, it's easily the most discussed story.

Really just seems like some demons YBA wanted to excise. I wonder what he think of the following.

>> No.18233345

>>18233322
The only stories that come close to being discussed as much is Moosesaga and Laska

>> No.18233353

>>18233233
How can you say you love your waifu if you wont even drink her saliva?

>> No.18233361

>>18233345
There is or was probably a golden area of divisiveness, where just enough people liked it and disliked it that it sparked arguments and discussion.

The reason I say was, is because it seems like no only are there fewer writers, there are fewer readers too.

>> No.18233363

>>18233142
He who sleeps with beasts gets ridden like a fucking animal.

>> No.18233392
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18233392

How does she look so warm despite being so cold?

>> No.18233399

>>18233361
The only reason I brought up the roulette earlier as that people seemed happier when discussing it.
If I could, I would prod the writes to get them working again.

>> No.18233411
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>tfw never have Genki brown Unicorn

At this point I would be fine with an amazonian unicorn.

>> No.18233422
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>> No.18233427

>>18233245
>>18233256
That sounds better, though it raises the question how does a monster girl deal with a traumatic life experience that goes against her species' traits.
For example if a young Salamander witnessed death and suffering caused by a fight, would she give up on her warrior spirit?

>>18233363
>He doesn't want to lay the beast

>> No.18233435

>>18233422
I want to impregnate all the shrine maidens.

>> No.18233436

>>18233427
No, she'd just want to get even stronger so she can stop all the death and suffering

>> No.18233437

>>18233392
She looks soft, that’s why

>> No.18233443

>>18233437
Two scoops of soft serve.

>> No.18233454

I wonder if Gryphons like giving wing hugs

>> No.18233468

>>18233443
>Two scoops
>Ratas And Nukis begin to throw fits

>> No.18233484

>>18233411
Can't you be satisfied with a regular centaur? Why does it have to be a rare magical centaur, a brown one at that?

>>18233422
Small fox maidens deserve big donations. This scary one especially otherwise she will give you the curse of mofu.

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>>18233484
Of course a man can "settle".

Anyone can "settle".

All it takes is a lack of commitment and weakness to take hold, both of which are pitifully easy to obtain.

>> No.18233531

>>18233454
Of course they do. It protects the husband and has an added bonus of fluff.

>> No.18233537

>>18233510
>Pic
Still mad that Okayado didn't make one of these for every girl

>> No.18233548

>>18233510
I never compliment horse pussy, but I have to say, at least their tits make up for the horseass

You know I don't think I'd ever get used to busty races growing huge tits while young

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>horse pussy

>> No.18233559

>>18233531
I want an oppai loli griffon to try that only to winghug her husbands head while giving him a boob hat

>>18233548
Oppai loli holsts just want hugs

>> No.18233563

>>18233454
>>18233531
Gryphons are such great girls but I feel they suffer from their strange way of courting (repeatedly raping a potential thief until developing feelings for him).

How should proud protective beauties like them acquire a mate?

>> No.18233580
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18233580

"Want to go mess with that busboy down the street?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb9vd1ncIVI

>> No.18233587

>>18233563
Re-read the profile. They aren't nearly as stuck up as dragons, and they enjoy the ravishing.

>> No.18233588

>>18233554
>Smith
>human
Pick one.
>>18233580
No good ronin causing trouble, I don't want no trouble.

>> No.18233589

>>18233563
They are the type that requires you to acquire them. Just burst into her nest with full intent of stealing her heart and you'll see one of the world's most beautiful blush. This works wonderfully with dragons as well.

>> No.18233607

>>18233580
Bad girls are the best! And I really mean bad! None of that weak-ass 'is actually super pure of heart deep down' shit!

>> No.18233612

>>18233580
Samurai these day, they used to be proud and strong! Not a bunch of layabout delinquents!

>> No.18233614

>>18233510
Cerea is wife and mother material

>> No.18233627

>>18233587
Dragons aren't that stuck up though, they are just waiting for the right person.

>> No.18233635

>>18233285
Just remember the age old mantra: Misery loves company.

>> No.18233681

>>18233612
>The Land of the Samurai. It’s been quite a while since our country has been called that.
Imagine the adventures of a layabout Ochimusha, a weak but determined Anon, and a fight-happy Kakuen trying to make a living in an ever changing world.

>> No.18233685

>>18233681
>Satsuma Province. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

>> No.18233693

>>18233681
>Kakuen
I meant Hinezumi

>> No.18233705

>>18233681
Could be fun

>> No.18233710

>>18233627
>They take an arrogant, high-handed attitude towards humans

>> No.18233714
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18233714

Are gems considered monstergirls?

>> No.18233718

>>18233714
Maybe you could pass off a golem but that image won’t help you win favors.

>> No.18233728

>>18233710
Shhhh. They know they aren't for everyone and should treasure themselves.

>> No.18233736

>>18233728
So they’re stuck up.

>> No.18233745

>>18233736
Noh, they are just cute.

>> No.18233752

>>18233714
Go back to tumblr faggot.

>> No.18233754

>>18233736
>>18233710
Dragons aren’t for everyone. Some people can’t put up with their personalities, while some find them endearingz

>> No.18233755
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Whats the purpose of creating androids with extra weight? doesn't that just slow them down?

>> No.18233767

>>18233714
Probably, no different from golems.

>> No.18233771

>>18233755
Matron models aren’t meant for combat

>> No.18233773

>>18233755
What is momentum

>In Newtonian mechanics, linear momentum, translational momentum, or simply momentum (pl. momenta) is the product of the mass and velocity of an object.

IE: more mass makes a harder to stop android

>> No.18233794

>>18233754
The best feeling is when your dragon starts seeing you as an equal rather than a mere cumpump. That's where things get ultra lovey-dovey and she decides to have a lot of strong and healthy dragons with you.

>> No.18233795

>>18233755
It makes them more easily digestible to my ultimate non-mechanical android.

>> No.18233796

>>18233773
But it also increases the amount of energy required to overcome her inertia and start motion!

>> No.18233797

>>18233773
Harder to move too. You'll kill those servos and actuators.

>> No.18233801

>>18233755
Maybe it has something to do with their reinforced skeleton?

>> No.18233831

>>18232834
Yeah, I forgot Wights existed. I can see them being at the top of the Undead structure with Liches at close second, altought I can still imagine a Lich that started a small settlement of undead raised by herself to support her experiments.
The settlement starts getting larger and larger as she adds and raises more undead, until she eventually needs to raise more powerful undead to serve as managment of the city to allow her to concentrate in her experiments while ehr subordinates do all of the ruling in her stead.

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Need heat in my life

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>>18233842

>> No.18233852

>>18233846
Ah shit, didnt meant to quote

>> No.18233860

>>18233755
>>18233773
This. You don't want your combat android being so light it gets blown by the wind or a blow from an enemy android.

Of course you can't make them infinitely heavy, but as long as their structure and mechanisms can support them you should be good with making a fat-bottomed robutt.

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>>18233846
Took me a second to realise who that was

>> No.18233886
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Every MG will have their own goofy blacked.com.

Yetid.com

Snaked.com

Hotdogged.com

Life will be miserable! Join the order today and put a stop to it.

>> No.18233901

>>18233846
Whats with the lilo nose?

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http://www.mangahere.cc/manga/jingai_no_yome_to_icha_icha_suru_anthology_comic/
Spoopy MG anthology

>> No.18233919
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>>18233909
>Ghosts are kinda scary
He's kinda gay, kiss the ghost!

>> No.18233924

>>18233886
>hellhounds buy out the rights to the blacked.com domain
>change it to human boys getting raped by hellhounds

>> No.18233929

>>18233924
I would love an aggressive, short stack hellhound

>> No.18233949

>>18233909
Reminds me of another manga. I forgot the title but the girl couldn’t remember her name so they called her Kana

>> No.18233954

>>18233580
Girl on the left is a cute. Would ask out on cheesy dates. I wanna take her to the summer festival.

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>>18233919
What this anon said!

>> No.18233965

>>18233958
200% spooked

>> No.18233967

>>18233949
That's silly, in my language kana means chicken.

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>>18231182
Sounds unlikely, unless they were alp-capable in life. Note that later in the profile it mentions male souls who died alone like them and become their husbands, not new will-o-the-wisps.

>> No.18233979

>>18233580
>Tattoos and piercings
It's shit. Now I need to bully them until they change their ways.

>> No.18233992
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

>> No.18233995

>>18233967
The guy’s name meant lucky even though his parents died and he lived in an abandoned apartment building.

>> No.18233997

>>18233882
W-WHATS THAT WHIP FOR?

>> No.18233999

>>18233992
Do not lewd the tapdancer.

>> No.18234006

>>18233997
Encouragement.

>> No.18234013

>>18233997
That snake's gonna make you slither on the ground LIKE THE WORM YOU ARE

>> No.18234016

>>18233999

I just like the animation

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>>18231161
>In these drawings, why is it that the guys look like they want to splatter their brains on the wall with a gun? Isn't getting it on supposed to not make you feel like doing that?

I've never gotten that impression. The whole slack-jawed, potentially-drooling look is supposed to show them being overwhelmed by pleasure.

>> No.18234030

>>18233842
Time to put my Geology degree to good use!

>> No.18234038

>>18234019
Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here

>> No.18234044

>No mystical Jinko martial artist with really long fur

>> No.18234048
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>>18234016
It's a meme from way back. Thread used to post Moses from while to while and it was always a requirement to ask not to lewd the tapdancer.

>> No.18234052

Consider Kejourou Kumiho

>> No.18234054

>>18233976
Can to think of it does it have to be hunan when it dies?
Can a monster tomoko wisp? Would it be any different than other wisps?

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>>18234052

I think I'll just take a Kejourou thanks.

>> No.18234061

>>18234058
>not wanting looong silky black foxtails that can move and extend at will

>> No.18234065
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18234065

>>18231314
>Nothing stays the same forever. Once that Shirohebi burns your soul into only loving her and she’s satisfied with the results, then what?

To clarify, what she does is produce a "burning" desire that only her body can sate, the husband can still love others. According to KC Shirohebi are even able to be part of harems, though they will try to dominate said harem and it can be tough on the husband until the wives work things out.

>After a Wisp locks you in her cage and you fuck for a while, what happens?

That's hinted at in the lines about how after getting a man they remain very envious of other couples and will try to outdo them, including in non-sexual things.

>The only ones that make sense are things like dryads and mantagos, but even then dryads’ll grind on your trunk and ride your branches for the rest of their lives while you live your life as a tree attached to her.

On those notes its known that matango husbands remain mobile, and as for dryads they develop some kind of weird society thanks to them and their husbands being able to travel to other dryad trees, plus the whole altered space that exists within the trees.

>> No.18234067

>>18234052
I'm listening.

>> No.18234070

>>18234048

I had no idea. The more you know I guess.

>> No.18234071
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18234071

>>18234048
Which reminds me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nlSDxvt6JU

>> No.18234072

>>18234054
Well tomoko is popular in the manga now.

>> No.18234078

>>18234065
Everything has to be able to join a harem, doesn't it.

>> No.18234083

>>18234054
Someone said undead versions of regular MGs exist.

>> No.18234089

>>18234054
The Seven Seas version at least specifies that will-o-the-wisp are former "humans" so it seems unlikely.

On the other hand the info on the undead kingdoms says any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as an undead, but the context there indicates more the "zombie" type of undead.

>> No.18234098

>>18234019
I guess that's true. Though it'd be nice to see the guys more involved. Stuff like kissing her all over in the heat of sex or nonstop groping/massaging the super sensitive part of her that makes her go catatonic with pleasure.
The girl is the focus of the drawing, but it should be a two-way street.

>> No.18234099

>>18234089
>Seven Seas
Wasn't that the company that was going to localize kodomo no jinkan but then got cold feet?

>> No.18234107

>>18234072
I think it's less of "she's popular now" and more of "she isn't a complete social outcast".

>> No.18234114

>>18234078
"Love conquers all" is the major theme of the setting, and with monsters not being able to fall out of love once their bodies and minds have selected a man as their husband, harems and all monsters being at least capable of accepting them are kind of a requirement to avoid too much heartbreak.

>> No.18234117

>>18234052
I like it, but that just may be because of how much I'm a slut for Kumihos.

>> No.18234119

>>18234052
I see kejourou being a popular choice for human women to willingly monsterize into. You get all the perks of being an MG with minimal animal bits or other potentially unwanted physical changes, plus your hair can do itself.

>> No.18234125

>>18233882
>As far as she was concerned, the weakness of human women itself was a sin and something to be pitied. In accordance with the white succubus who changed her into a monster and as a "monster officer", in order to change all women into powerful, lewd monsters, she’d transform women captured as prisoners using the "ritual of the serpent god

Ritual corruption when?

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>>18234098
Some pics have that, like this medusa one (though the monster is still the focus and the man is hard to see, she's plainly getting aroused by the man and acting tsundere while her snake her is affectionate to him).

There's also that art of a sweetly serene man milking his overjoyed holstaur wife.

>> No.18234137

>>18234114
You'd think he'd make allowances for monogamy tho. Like "X Girl can do Y to make her husband unlovable to other girls except her" As it is, your wife is shit out of luck if some other girl decides she's your wife now.

It's the problem with love conquering all. What happens when love trumps love?

>> No.18234139

>>18234098
I like the Inari one because of that

>> No.18234144
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18234144

Ok which monstergirls would you realistically like to see in real life?

>> No.18234149

>>18234144
All forms of undead

>> No.18234154 [SPOILER] 
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Dumb dark elves are only good for one thing

>> No.18234157

>>18234137
I like to think of it as an empathy thing. More than anyone another monster understands the depth of love a monster feels and that she can't just "stop" once she loves someone that much.

That being said, the majority of the time a married man is indeed understood to be off limits to other monsters. Its just that in the rare event another monster comes to genuinely see him as her husband then she won't let that understanding stop her.

>> No.18234166

>>18234157
I just don't like how invasive harems are in MGE. For a hugbox it seems antithetical to have something forced on you and your wife against your wills. They're like the NTRing fat faceless men of the setting.

>> No.18234170

>>18234144
All of them because I love them all.

None of them because I love them too much to want them to suffer the hell that is real life.

>> No.18234175

>>18234125
Already has an article actually, though most of it talks only about the snake god ritual. Below are the first couple paragraphs.

>Races that can change human women into monsters had that ability to begin with. However, they aren't necessarily the only ones that can change human women into monsters. Although it can take some time, there are various spells and magical rituals for changing humans into monsters that exist in the world.

>One of them is the “ritual of the snake god” performed by the snake god faith. The snake god faith is one of the monster faiths where the monster “echidna” is worshiped as a god. It's treated as heresy by the Order of the Chief God. To them, the snake is the symbol of bountiful harvest, eternity, and womanhood. We can say that the form of lamia family monsters having a snake body binding men, and the motherly nature of echidna, the mother of monsters, are truly symbols of eternity and womanhood.

Interesting, while Merse uses this ritual as a monster, most of the cult consists of humans who desire to become lamia family monsters or husbands of said monsters.

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18234178

>>18234130
Medusa's snakes tells her true feelings.

>> No.18234185

>>18234154
Well memed

>> No.18234192

>>18234119

I could see Kejourou being on of the more common MGs in Zipangu, at least in towns and other populated areas.

>> No.18234201

>>18234166
ACKCHYUALLY

Monster girls are instinctively monogamous according to KC, supposedly even more so than humans. Harems are a common staple of MG because that's just the part that we often see the most of. It also has greatly to do with the Individual MG's personality and their husband's preferences.

>> No.18234205

>>18234166
Well you can headcannon (and it'd likely actually be largely canon) that aside from the few races that practice polygamy within their culture, harems mainly happen when multiple monsters fall in love with a man at the same time (as in when a man is loved by a number of human women who get monsterized). In such cases its not really them forcing their way into another relationship so much as it is them finding a way to share someone they all already love and want a relationship with.

>> No.18234206

>your copy of 魔物娘図鑑ワールドガイド外伝? サルバリシオン ~レスカティエの魔界騎士たち~ has been shipped
SOON™

>> No.18234209

>>18234166
Just like incest they're not as normal as you may think, just completelly accepted.

>> No.18234220

>>18234154
That one especially, would gladly take an alt universe version of her as a personal use slave.

>> No.18234224

>>18234209
Accepted is a stretch. Tolerated is closer

>> No.18234230

>>18234175
This is the willing corruption story everybody wants.
Right here

>> No.18234236

>>18234201
>>18234209
Never said or meant to imply it was normal. Just pointed out there was nothing you could do to stop it in the rare case it happens

>> No.18234238

>>18234178
>Anon: "Hey, uh, sorry if I am misinterpreting this but is your hair making sexual gestures at me?"

Medusa is trying to restrain her hair as one mimics a penis jamming itself into the "vagina" another snake mimicked by coiling into a circle.

>Medusa: "No its not! You're wrong!"

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Foxes

>> No.18234242

>>18234224
On the monster side? I'd say they're more than tolerated

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18234253

Why's this shog so happy /mgt/?

>> No.18234254

>>18234224
Totally accepted, otherwise there wouldn't be total races dedicated to harems.

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>>18234230
The snake god cultists do have a great understanding of how wonderful lamias are:

>Also, they are symbolic of “power”, since they can seize the prey they desire, claim it as their own, and bind it to themselves. Not only echidna, but other lamia family monsters such as “medusa” and “lamia” also generally end up as targets of worship as relatives of god. The worshipers have peculiar values. Their children are also raised with those values from generation to generation. Along with their god echidna, they hold monsters in an entirely positive light. They desire the power to bind what they want to themselves the way that monsters, especially lamia family monsters can. Human girls brought up that way since early childhood strongly desire to become monsters themselves and acquire a beautiful, alluring snake body. Becoming an echidna means becoming a god themselves. Becoming another lamia family monster is also an act of approaching godhood. The ritual for converting such girls into monsters is the “ritual of the snake god”. The ritual is performed using numerous snakes.

>By continuously exposing the snakes to the mamono mana of echidna and other lamia family monsters over a prolonged period of time, they can infuse them with mamono mana for future use. The ritual is performed over a special magic square that changes the body to make it easier to receive mamono mana and pleasure. The snakes infused with mamono mana are released onto the girl's body, crawling around, coiling around, and binding her while giving her pleasure. The mamono mana settles in over night. At the same time when the girl's body changes into that of a monster, in the case that she changes into a medusa or echidna, the snakes used in the ritual join with the girl's body, becoming her hair snakes. Once the ritual is over, the girls are ecstatic that their body has changed into a beautiful snake body like that of a god. They will then immediately desire to use that body to bind the man they love to them eternally.

>As for the preparation of this ritual, when young men are offered up as sacrifices, in exchange, the lamia family monsters will continuously have sex with them, and after this the mamono mana produced from all that sex is then infused into the snakes. The higher the rank of the lamia family monster, the longer it takes for the preparation. If they're snakes for lower rank lamia, then it can be done in a few days at the earliest, but in order to produce a high rank echidna, it takes at least several years, and could take decades, depending on the case. That's why these girls feel extremely happy and honored to be chosen for the snake god's ritual, and even more so if they're able to change into an echidna.

>One point about these rituals that deserves special mention is that these rituals weren't created by the monsters. They were created by humans who desired to become gods. In this way, among the adherents of the monster faiths, there are many trials for the sake of approaching godhood. Various spells and rituals for monsterization were produced by the hands of humans.

Waiting potentially decades to become an echidna would sure be a trial though.

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>> No.18234285

>>18234107
NOPE she's got a sizable group of friends
Got to find someone else to relate to.

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>>18234052
>They eat hair instead of livers.

>> No.18234291

>>18234241
>I will never have this
Suicide is looking more attractive with each passing day

>> No.18234292

>>18234285
> she's got a sizable group of friends
So like any non-autistic person on the planet.
I mean Anon, I can still relate perfectly fine to her. What about you?

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18234300

You're taking a walk along the beach when you see this, what do?

>> No.18234308

>>18234300
Molest horn.

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>>18233979
>Bullying Yakuzies

Good plan, now you'll be in one of their illicit illegally produced snuff films they sell on the street for extra cash.

>> No.18234311

>>18234253
She finally replaced everything her husband interacts with with shog

>> No.18234314

>>18234300
Call security and ask what happened to them after releasing them.

>> No.18234321

>>18234241
In boxes!

>> No.18234329

>>18234242
>>18234254
I meant in these threads.

>> No.18234336

>>18234310
As opposed to an allowed, legally produced snuff film? Besides, I either die or succeed in changing them into respectable members of society. It's a win-win for me.

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Shortstacks are for love

>> No.18234359

>>18234344
>short hair
nay

>> No.18234383

>>18234310
>Snuff film
>Implying they even get halfway through it before breaking down weeping.

MGs can’t handle traditional yakuzis life

>>18234344
And groping.
Grope the meat

>> No.18234389

>>18234268
The celebration for a new echidna must be immence
Picture a woman that has lived her life for the moment of her acension
>The demonicly infused snakes merging with her
>her cries of pleasure as her snake tail forms
>The feeling of lust that being a full monster brings
>The cheers of the orgy goers around her as she s reborn

Also worth noting that the menton of monsterisation spells that were made by humans, wonder if theres stuff of others like dragons, jinkos and stuff like that

>> No.18234402

>>18234389
Truly Wizards have no sense of right or wrong.

>> No.18234404
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>>18234389
It'd probably last for weeks.

Wonder what happens to the ceremony when the woman turns into a Basilisk.

>> No.18234408

>>18234300
>Demons
>Cant break free of simple ropes

Its a trap

>> No.18234409

>>18234402
And this surprises you?
I’d learn magic just so I can give a mantis a cartoony hourglass figure

>> No.18234415

>>18234344
>those hips
>those breasts
Good god

>> No.18234421
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18234421

Human slave, what do?

>> No.18234427

>>18234421
Infuse her with DE to see what species she will become, then free her

>> No.18234432

>>18234421
If she weighs... the same as a duck... then she’s made of wood!

And therefore?

........A WITCH!!!

>> No.18234439
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18234439

>tfw more muscular females than males at my gym.
Am I in bizarro world?

>> No.18234441

>>18234427
It would be amazing if she turns into a Dark Mage with that body.

>She casts fist
>It knocks your spirit energy right out of your body

>> No.18234444

>>18234439
They are all oni in human disguise.
Treat them to a drink and watch the fireworks go.

>> No.18234447

I want to live near a fox shrine and get molested all the time as a kid until finally being claimed by all the foxes once I become an adult.

>> No.18234450

>>18234432
No loli I've eve seen weights the same as a duck. Are you sure she's not made of stone?

>> No.18234452

>>18234421
Find a way to turn her into a Jinko.

>> No.18234457

>>18234452
Throw her at a lilim

>> No.18234460

>>18234441
Yes it would, but given that she looks embarrassed and DE works on your personality if I remember correctly, she's more likely to be something else.

>> No.18234462

You can have your cuddlecat and loli wyverns, but reminder that Miss Troll has the biggest butt in town. I saw her changing through her window!

>> No.18234464

>>18234383
MG snuff film has different connotations.

>> No.18234466

>>18234457
Do not throw things at lilims

>> No.18234467
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18234467

How to fluster a ryu
https://youtu.be/J9WcPBCcK1g

>> No.18234469

>>18234241
I need more inari in my life.

>> No.18234470

>>18234421
Cuddle the cutie with my dick as far inside her as humanly possible, feel her abs twitch as her softer flesh jiggles, then feed her undead lamentation

There really needs to be a warrior class of undead that isn't the refined wight

>> No.18234472

>>18234464
And what’s that?
The death of virginity?

>> No.18234473

>>18234464
>MG snuff film
>Recording a womans corruption, the death being her humanity

>> No.18234475

>>18234421
Depends.
Is she a former mercenar or warrior of real renown?
She looks quite well built

>> No.18234477

>>18234466
You wanted a woman corrupted
Thats the best method

>> No.18234481

>>18234467
>Ah! Someone's enjoying the rain I made!

>> No.18234486

>>18234466
Throw insults at her then?

>> No.18234491

>>18234477
Throw things at her is not polite. Imagine if someone wants you to fix their car and drives it through your wall.

>>18234486
Do NOT insult the lilim!

>> No.18234492

>>18234472
The end of your life as a human. Getting caught in a Basilisk's gaze is one of the quickest ways to achieve this.

>> No.18234493

>>18234472
>>18234473
MG Snuff films they force the men into marriage whether he likes the girl or not, the death of his free will and solitude.

>> No.18234494

>>18234492
>Jiiiiiii~

>> No.18234495

>>18234493
I like this the best.

>> No.18234498

>>18234492
... Kinda underwhelming.

>>18234493
Marriage with who?

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>>18234470
Dark knight arent undead?

and you can have warrior vampires who like to rip and tear things with their claws/fangs

>> No.18234503

>>18234404
>Wonder what happens to the ceremony when the woman turns into a Basilisk.

Assuming they know she is going to become a basilisk, they'd have a mask ready for her to put on beforehand, or keep her in a room with just her husband/boyfriend, or if in public make sure she is only looking at him when she transforms.

Otherwise you could end up with the red light that is her venom shooting out and hitting people in the crowd, leaving them a orgasmic wreck. If done right (i.e. in a area with only lamia mana around) this could actually cause mass monsterization into lamias (plus incubi) but if done wrong then the women would risk becoming succubi instead.

>> No.18234505

>>18234421
What’s her personality? Proud warrior?

>> No.18234514

>>18234505
Just a humble milkmaid who happens to be swole as fuark from farm life.

>> No.18234520

>>18234491
>Do NOT insult the lilim!
Why not?
>>18234493
>they force the men into marriage whether he likes the girl or not, the death of his free will and solitude.
I'm okay with this happening to me.

>> No.18234532

>>18234520
>Why not?
Why at all?

>> No.18234535

>>18234514
>small town childhood friend grows up on a farm with 20 brothers and sisters
>over the years she gets fucking huge, just a big beefy musclegirl with fantastic tits and an ass to boot, but she’s homely and gentle as can be
>shyly picks you flowers from her garden from time to time and blushes daintily when you smile at her in your teenage years
>then one day, a misfired Dark Matter/Demon silver bullet catches her in the back
What does she monsterize into, /mgt/?

>> No.18234537

>>18234498
In this case I want to say either one or all of the girls anon tried to bully.

>> No.18234541

>>18234467
>anon dances and sings in the rain.
>Ryu follows him home

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18234549

>>18233846
>>18233882
>best Fallen Maiden finally gets fanart

>> No.18234556

>>18234532
>Why at all?
Because it's something to do and they deserve it.

>> No.18234559

>>18234514
Ah.
Well, in that case she can do some heavy lifting around the tower and do some chores in a maid uniform.

I’ll give her a comfy room and meals fit for a P’Orc chieftess!
Because it’s made by P’Orcs I trade with and laced with holst milk.
I want to see what gets her first, the orc mana or holst mana

>> No.18234560

>>18234421
Throw her into the Spike pit. If she becomes a hellhound, run.

>>18234535
What's on the farm? The default is a succubus unless outside factors influence her to become something else. Hope you're on a holst or mino ranch so there's tons of their mana around. Maybe a nice corn alraune would be good too though.

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18234569

Ghost pussy.

>> No.18234572

>>18234556
Lilims do NOT deserve insults, they deserve a husbando to brighten their day!

>> No.18234583

>>18234572
You keep saying that so should I waifu one or not since they deserve one.

>> No.18234587

>>18234583
Lilims exist to be waifud.

>> No.18234593

>>18234500
Dark Knights are just succubi aren't they? I mean they aren't even really a thing, it's not like they have a profile

>Warrior vamp
True, but that girl doesn't look much like a vamp, not wild enough.

>> No.18234596

Hakutaku first grade teacher or Troll first grade teacher?

>> No.18234598

>>18234587
>Lilims exist to be waifud.
Well I guess I have a lilim waifu to bully and love now.

>> No.18234599

>>18234520
>I'm okay with this happening to me.
There's a chance you'll get paired with a cu sith or something similarly awful. Do you want to risk that?

>> No.18234602

>>18234596
Dark Elf first grade teacher.

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>>18234078

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>>18234427
With no other type of mana other than pure DE infused into her, the girl quickly turns into a succubus. A tall, very strong succubus who isn't embarrased being bound like this anymore, but very, very horny.

>>18234432
Your flawless logic proven, the witch reveals herself as such... she threathens you tu turn her into a toad unless you release her... though you wonder why she don't just her magic to do it herself for some reason.

>>18234452
You find a way. The newly born jinko breaks her bonds and tackles you, ready to have her way with you in revenge.

>>18234470
>>18234500
The girl is terribly embarrassed and ashamed of her state as you use her body. You force her to eat the demonic mushroom and after a while she stops moving, her skin starts changing color and her body starts twitching.
Depending on how you further affect the transformation and her own personality, she could turn into a simple zombie, a lively ghoul, a stern dullahan, or a proud vampire.

>>18234475
>>18234505
That would depend on how you obtained her and what the slaver trader told you about her.

>>18234560
She turns into a Hellhound.
Running is useless.

>> No.18234611

>>18234596
hakutaku teacher troll foster momster

>> No.18234612

>>18234606
>she threathens you to turn YOU into a toad unless you release her.
damnit.

>> No.18234613
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Confess your secrets
or just oggle her tits, I'm sure she doesn't mind

>> No.18234614

>>18234599
>There's a chance you'll get paired with a cu sith or something similarly awful. Do you want to risk that?
No, guess not.

>> No.18234621

>>18234606
Well, presumably I bought her from a slaver.
I’d ask where she came from too.
Gotta know what I’m working with before I do anything.

>> No.18234622

>>18234606
>Dullahan
Excuse me while I flagellate myself for forgetting based dollarham, she's the perfect candidate, and I can have all the fun I want molesting her buff warrior body while her head insists she's not some horny monster

>> No.18234630

>>18234154
https://exhentai.org/g/1165788/a530ca8c91/

>> No.18234635

>>18234154
Loving, and cherishing her in a vanilla relationship, snuggling inside her sweater under the blankets while you snooze with her on the lounge

>> No.18234638

>>18234611
>teacher has huge shirt ripping tits
>foster momster has enormous jeans ripping ass
Ya just can’t win, can ya?

>> No.18234642

>>18234613
>Confess your secrets
I love you, Valkyrie-chan.

>> No.18234648

>>18234613
I'm kind of split between confessing how much I love pure/uncorrupted Valkyrie's and confessing how much I hate myself.

>> No.18234658

>>18234614
Don't worry anon, I'm certain the Fox Yakuza wouldn't pair you with someone you don't like. Foxes are good girls after all!

>> No.18234664

>>18234606
>Running is useless.
But so much more fun! Its

>> No.18234665

>>18234613
Feeling a little unworthy of my kiki, Kate. I've been so busy with an ever-growing workload, I've been unable to give her the attention she so desperately deserves. That poor feather duster of hers is starting to collect...well, dust.

>> No.18234666

>>18234457
>>18234606
>You find a way. The newly born jinko breaks her bonds and tackles you, ready to have her way with you in revenge.
Wouldn't have it any other way, a Jinko with that skintone would be to die for.

>> No.18234668

>>18234642
>>18234648
Imagine the heavenly warmth and softness as she calmly rushes forth to embrace you, silently pulling your head into her bosom as she strokes your hair and fills you with a sense of protection and feeling that everything will be okay, her wings slowly furling around you as her clothes silently dissipate into light.

>> No.18234670

>>18234613
I hate the onee-san thing, the momster thing, anythng to do with childhood friends and mofu
I hate lolis.
I consider hellhounds and alps overrated

>> No.18234676

>>18234664
It's a shame too because I was going to make her the happiest slave ever. Yesh I was! Yesh!

>> No.18234677
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>>18234268
I wonder what MGE lamias would think of Miia.

>> No.18234681

>>18234613
One of the main reasons I want to become an Incubus is because I’m obsessed with the idea of having a ridiculously humongous cock.

>> No.18234683

>>18234677
>She looks alright but I'm more beautiful than her
>I'll slap the shit out of her if she dares make a move on my husband!

Something like that

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>> No.18234689

>>18234670
>Hating mofu
I really, really love foxgirls. However, I can absolutely see how the near constant mofuspam can get annoying for everyone else. With that said, I still think you have shit taste for hating childhood friends and onee-sans.

>> No.18234700

>>18234668
I bet it would feel absolutely heavenly.

>> No.18234701

>>18234613
I want to get my throat raped by a long tongued monster. Doesn't matter if it's a Lamia or a Mucus toad

>> No.18234702

>>18234683
>>18234677
So basically, what every lamia things of one another.

>> No.18234703

>>18234681
You need a size queen Rata/Jub

>> No.18234707

>>18234677
>She's way too clumsy, hurts her lover way too often. Even other lamia in her world don't have that problem.

>> No.18234708

>>18234613
>Confess your secrets
I want to go to sleep and never wake up, also a baby crazy monstergirl really turns me on.

>> No.18234710

>>18234701
monstergirl*

>> No.18234713
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>>18234701

How do you feel about Akaname?

>> No.18234718

>>18234708
That's strange, I don't remember posting this.

>> No.18234722

>>18234613
I think this thread would be better off on a different board. I wish it could go back to /a/.

>> No.18234728

>>18234703
I want a tubby, size queen tanuki

>> No.18234733

>>18234722
As much as I want to agree, with the current state of /a/ I can guarantee that these threads would be shitposted to oblivion.

>> No.18234734

>>18234713
She's fine too. I'd tell her tonguejobs is the furthest she can go.

>> No.18234744

>>18234722
I disagree

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>> No.18234748

>>18234707
>What kind of Lamia almost chokes out her lover? She needs to be more careful!

>> No.18234753

>>18234713
More useful than haughty vampires in disposing of unwanted liquids. I'd turn a vampire into an obedient Akaname everyday.

>> No.18234754

>>18234613
The more pure and noble the girl, the more I want to turn her into a big breeding sow regardless of the species, a hedonistic thing that fucks, feasts, and helps take care of adorable daughterus

>> No.18234761

>>18234748
To be fair if mamano mana didn't exist that kind of thing would exist in the MGE world also.

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>>18234492
How will traitor-kuns ever recover?

>> No.18234768

>>18234728
Her greed will be her downfall!

>> No.18234771

>>18234748
Anon, please. What if he's into it?

>> No.18234772

>>18234596
Hakutaku fourth grade teacher or Hakutaku fourth grader?

>> No.18234773

>>18234768
More like downfull!
Watching her awkwardly go to work with a huge seed bump would be hilarious

>> No.18234777

>>18234718
Like minded people usually end up in the same place anon. High class monsters being baby crazy for you is great.

>> No.18234781

>>18234772
>Hakutaku fourth grade teacher or Hakutaku fourth grader?
Yes. The teacher should be the mother and the daughter my childhood friend.

>> No.18234787

>>18234713
The freckles make her even cuter.

>> No.18234793

>>18234765
I want many sons, but I also want a jinko.

>> No.18234801

>>18232762
Huh.

It's like any other fandom, waifufags ruin everything.

>> No.18234805

>>18234713
can I fight her off with packets of hot sauce and habaneros?

>> No.18234811

>>18234805
Or by being squeaky clean and fit. She prefers fatigued or filthy men.

>> No.18234815

>>18234805
Try this with a Southern akaname
>She heart pupils
Fug.

>> No.18234821

>>18234722
Refuge in obscurity is the best thing we have at the moment.
Unless you meant shuttling to a red board or something.

>> No.18234822

>>18234761
Even in the MGE world the auto-protection only works during sex. Its why various monsters use realm silver weapons or have to hold back a lot when fighting humans if they don't want to risk seriously hurting or killing them.

Point being that MGE lamias still have to have some self control outside sex.

>> No.18234829

>>18234811
>Or by being squeaky clean and fit
I cant do that

>> No.18234833

>>18234613
There’s a Sith in my top 10 MGs.

>> No.18234840

>>18234822
Though not to be too extreme here, humans in the MGE world are still pretty tough compared to real humans if I recall a translated tweet from years ago by KC right, and once a man is an incubus a monster can be even less careful.

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>> No.18234872

>>18234840
or they can give them cybernetic enhacements

>> No.18234878

>>18234677
Proud of her for trying to bind Kurusu to her instead of sharing with a whole tribe.

>> No.18234893

>>18234613
The longer I think about my waifu the more vanilla I become. I lost almost most of my nasty fetishes thanks to her and it just keeps going. I feel like the ultimate fencesitter now, being a switch and liking equal relationships where both of us have each other's back and sometimes fight for dominance in a fun duel. We have the same age and almost the same height too. Imagining a daughteru didn't help either as it made me love them too much to be a naughty person and it sometimes feels like I don't fit here with you guys.

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>>18234851
Latenight's blob men is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.18234907

>>18234851

This hurts the kokoro.

>> No.18234915

>>18234872
The closes thing MGE has to that is rudimentary magitech like Golems. Nobody knows how to make Automatons or similar tech, and Gremlins are basically ye olde alchemists of engineering.
So if you do get a new arm that isn’t prosthetic odds are it’s either going to strike up a conversation with you or it’s going to “malfunction” with sexy results.

>> No.18234924

>>18234811
Sounds like a commercial selling a new cleansing body wash

>> No.18234926

>>18234893
I’m almost in the same boat except it ended up digging up a pregnancy fetish. Not hyper shit or anything like that, just pregnant girls.

>> No.18234930

Akaname are really cute and probably make super fun wives in a non-sexual way. Introducing her to your parents would be rough, though.

>> No.18234936

Emo kejourou that cut their hair.

>> No.18234973

>>18234936

That would be a very difficult thing for them to do.

>> No.18234974

>>18234973
Cutting their own hair is considered self harm for Kejs I think

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>>18234915
Advances in magitech are advancing quickly, and gremlins are already able to make various things based on the ancient magitech (seemingly separate from other magitech mentioned in their profile). Becoming able to make new automatons cannot be far off!

>> No.18234981

>>18234973
You don't understand, mom and/or dad! Also, it gets easier if they go down the road rather than across the street.

>> No.18234987

>>18234926
Well I guess I'm not the most vanilla as she dug up some of my fetishes as well, but things related to body type and the like completely dissapeared. Now I only like her.

>> No.18234989

I don't think shogs can multiply due to the circumstances of their creation, so what if you told your shog you wanted a child?

>> No.18234997

>>18234974

It is, unless they're proposing.

>> No.18235001

>>18234987
I guess I’m lucky since said fetish and art of her collide on occasion.

>> No.18235008

>>18234989
They probably just clone like most other slimes.

>> No.18235010

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=the-fall-of-lescatie-prologue

>> No.18235020

>>18234989
Shogs probably have it easy compared to the other slimes with her ability to divide. All the has to do is create a blob of herself with enough nutrients and husband's energy.

>> No.18235058

>>18234613
Monstergirls helped me get over my NTR fetish.

>> No.18235063

>>18235010
>TFT
Get out.

>> No.18235070

>>18235058
Same. They got rid of my futa, genderbent, loli and trap fetish too.

I was a very curious child.

>> No.18235074

>>18235058
Now that is heartwarming.

>> No.18235075

>>18232841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc
>Thinking MEH writes them to turn into dust when more times than not they just end up looking like the guys who got sucked dry either in the Tom Cruise Mummy movie or Brendan Frasier
>Implying MEH's worst problem isn't the snuff but the zinger a second he writes ala Groucho Marx

>>18232803
>Reminisces about a Golden Age
>Complains that writers are gone when forums in general are a pretty bad place to get your ego stroked or feedback

>> No.18235092
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>Your vampiric wife will never be this chunni

>> No.18235094
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Chuuni demons

>> No.18235096
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>> No.18235109

>>18235070
MGs got me INTO loli, so I suppose we traded there.

>> No.18235110
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B D S M !

>> No.18235113

>>18235092
>Mistress has great legs its true, its just too bad her chest is so flat. Don't tell her I said that though.

>> No.18235114

>>18235070
My gender bender fetish is here to stay. My mind control fetish has been given fuel for days though.

>> No.18235117
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Who else H-Space here?

>> No.18235130

>>18235110
>Rachnee will never force Cerea to give you a titfuck while molesting your ears with her tongue and mouth.
>She'll never use her bondage to swing your bodies around and make you fuck.
>She'll never cuddle you in the afterglow.
Hurts, don't it?

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>>18235113
>flat
>The term is petite be grateful that all the blood and dark power went to her legs

>> No.18235141

>>18235113
She’s so flat she gets jealous of Baphomets.

>> No.18235144

>>18235133
>Anon is captured and sold at a slave auction to an eccentric Vampire who lives alone with her twenty Ghost maids.
>Anon's expecting to be used as a blood sack and meat dildo.
>Instead he's dragged into her coffin with her and cuddled all night long because she's an enormous bundle of insecurities, loneliness and is touch starved as hell.

>> No.18235147

>>18235144
Dont forget the cuddlebiting and she seeking his body heat!

>> No.18235175

>>18234599
Obviously. If you mean anything, you mean anything. It’s hard to worry about being a furfag when you’re nearly passed out from the 10th climax in an hour thanks to her curse on you making simply petting a cat orgasmic.

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>>18235130
Yes. Yes.

Suu will eventually get her and save me tho. Cause Suu Da Strongest

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>> No.18235191

>>18235188
Lala is the only girl worth caring about aside form the M.O.N. girls.

>> No.18235197

>>18235191
Factually wrong.
All girls a best.

>> No.18235204

>>18235189
Nippu bannu

>> No.18235205

>>18235197
No.

>> No.18235209

>>18235205
Yes.

>> No.18235221

>>18235209
It's a fact that most of the EMG girls are low tier and should be disregarded.

>> No.18235223

>>18234613
I like monster girls, but hate the whole, “they won’t turn a man down” aspect. I want to know she loves me for who I am first, with her necessity to drink my fluids being a minor note. It should be true love, not love(hunger).

>> No.18235228

>>18235221
Not him but most of the girls individually are not that bad, it's the manga itself and the writer who make it bad

>> No.18235229

>>18235221
Stop saying incorrect things and spreading misinformation, knave.

>> No.18235231

>>18235223
thats really only an MGE thing dude

>> No.18235236

>>18235228
They're pretty bad, anon.

>>18235229
I am speaking nothing but the truth.

>> No.18235237

>>18235223
You're in luck, because that's how the MGE is contrary to what shitposters and brainlets shitpost about it.

>> No.18235238

>>18234421
>slaves
What kind of shitshow am I running here

>> No.18235247

>>18235188
You realize you've opened up the door to Suu and Rachnee binding up all the girls and forcing you to fuck them all right?
One of them moves the girl's hips and the other moves your hips.

>> No.18235248

>>18235237
This
Quite a few profiles have "when they become fond of a man" doesn't mean it has to be the first man they meet

>> No.18235250

>>18235189
>theses
>nector
>that art
I insist that you desist.

>> No.18235255

>>18235247
>Suu and Rachnera
>Working together.
A terrifying possibility, though I believe Suu would be too into doing the same to Rachne.

>> No.18235260

>>18235255
Suu could probably easily fill both roles.
What would Suu have to drink to turn into a complete sadist who forces Rachnee to deepthroat you until you both pass out?

>> No.18235265

>>18235110
Bug
Dom
Sub
Mare?

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>>18235189
Really now, who is the fag that's been spamming this TF/TG shit and forum screencaps for the past few weeks? It's getting really grating and I wonder why it hasn't been purged entirely.

>> No.18235270

>>18235265
Big Dragon Secretly Mere.

>> No.18235274

>>18235260
>What would Suu have to drink to turn into a complete sadist who forces Rachnee to deepthroat you until you both pass out?
Your tears. Your tasty tasty tears coming out of your lower mouth.

>>18235265
Spiders are not bugs!
They are arachnids!

>> No.18235284

>>18235269
You can't actually stop somebody from posting here.

>> No.18235285

>>18235274
So Suu drinks enough of your cum to become a sadist and then makes Rachnee and the other girls deepthroat you until they pass out?
I wonder what would happen if MON were to stumble upon this? Or those rude girls Draco and Lilith?

>> No.18235289

>>18235269
Bollocks since he's the only faggot that likes this kind of stuff as well as furries

>> No.18235291

>>18235284
You can, but it's a gamble.
Shitting up a thread on purpose is against the rules after all.

>> No.18235292

EMG is trash and should stay on /a/

>> No.18235294

>>18235284
>not wanting to ensure that a shitposter fucks off entirely

>> No.18235296

>>18235294
And how exactly do you plan on doing that?

>> No.18235299

>>18235292
Agreed.

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>>18235292
EMG has some good monstergirls though. I want a Doppel-like shapeshifter so bad, but closest MGE has is Shog

>> No.18235307

>>18235302
>but closest MGE has is Shog
Are you actually fucking retarded?

>> No.18235308

>>18235307
He's an EMGfag, it comes naturally.

>> No.18235312

>>18235307
>inb4 he says Doppelganger without reading the profile

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>>18235307
>>18235308

>> No.18235317

>>18235308
>>18235307
seems you get to be the retards today

>> No.18235319

>>18235292
it was exiled from /a/...

>> No.18235321

>>18235317
I smell damage control on your end.

>> No.18235323

>>18235319
we need to send these refugees back to their own country

>> No.18235330

>>18235110
Can kejourou use their hair for bondage?

>> No.18235332

>>18235321
I'm not the one who doesn't know the difference between EMGs Doppel, and MGEs Doppelganger

>> No.18235336

>>18235330
if they want a broken neck

>> No.18235338

>>18235319
They have to go back.

>> No.18235339

>>18235332
You've already made it clear that you didn't even know the MGE had doppelgangers.

>> No.18235340

>>18234630
>https://exhentai.org/g/1165788/a530ca8c91/
Vanilla?
In MY rape fantasy?
It's more likely than you think!

>> No.18235341

>>18235319
It was exiled to /c/.

>> No.18235343

>>18235336
Kej's aren't EMG girls.

>> No.18235348

>>18235339
No, I'm the one making it clear that MGEs Doppelganger and EMGs Doppel are not the same thing. That's why I said I wanted a Doppel-like MG, and that Shog was the closest. Read up newfag >>18235316

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Bullying a mindflayer!

>> No.18235355

>>18235348
EMG's Doppel is pretty metal, would waifu.

>> No.18235361
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Choose:

>Living in the monstergirl, lewd version of Silent Hill. Fearboners everywhere, you will never be in real danger, although some of the girls may want to play a bit with your fears before having sex. You will never be able to leave the place.

>Living in a spaceship, you will be able to travel through the galaxy and beyond, the ship will be enormous, so big it will take some time for you to explore it completely, and will have pretty much anything you would desire. It will come with a big monstergirl crew of your choice, you may be the commander or put one of the girls leading. You will never be able to leave the ship.

>Living in an island the size of Madagascar. The island is full of life; common animals, plants and monstergirls. There's no civilization of any type, but you could teach some of the girls and start it yourself, or simply life in the wild. You will never be able to leave the island, doesn't matter if you build ships or anything else.

>You'd rather stay in your current life. Everything stays like always. Monstergirls are not real.

>> No.18235362

>>18234408
It's a test, whoever brakes the ropes first is a loser.

>> No.18235364

>>18234630
This is good

>> No.18235366

>>18235361
they all have their ups and downs

except the last one, that one sucks

>> No.18235367

>>18235361
Option 4.

>> No.18235371

>>18235361
Spaceship.

Fully automated and controlled by an automaton dubbed Maxine. Last coordinates: in observation position near the gravity well of a black hole.

>> No.18235372

>>18235361
I'd go with two. Nothing stopping me from creating something like the avater movie and exploring the forest without leaving the ship.

>> No.18235374
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>>18235355
I would too anon. I'm a slut for bratty trickster types. And she has good taste in appearances.

>> No.18235377

>>18235374
M.O.N has some pretty good girls, except for Tio.

>> No.18235379

>>18234613
I find foxes too vanilla and more akin to mainstream cat girl anime than monster girls
Iunironically fap to 2 of most hated fetishes here on a regular basis but still look down on people who post them for not being able to read the mood.
I love MGE but wish it wasn't 99% of the thread with it being the assumed default whenever someone mentions a generic race like succbus or lamia.
Sometimes I wish this place was more like the Japanese fanbase but the threads have their own upsides that make them being different okay.

>> No.18235381

>>18235379
>e like the Japanese fanbase
what are they like?

>> No.18235385

>>18235248
>>18235237
Bless you two for these posts. It's nice to know some people see things how they are intended to be

>> No.18235390

>>18234930
Not as rough as a lot of wives though. Certainly better than introducing them to a humpty egg or to a few large mice daughters, who are also carrying your daughters.

>> No.18235391

>>18235385
>Wanting used goods
Ew.

>> No.18235397

>>18235391
? They'd be your daughters Anon.

>> No.18235402
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>>18235330

I don't see why not

>> No.18235403

What happens when no monsters take a liking to you?

>> No.18235405

>>18235397
>Fuck up so badly I respond to the wrong post on the wrong tab
I apologize for the shitty (you) anon

>> No.18235406

>>18233992
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen

>> No.18235407

>>18235391
"used goods" In your book must mean if a monster even considers looking at another man

>> No.18235408

>>18235402
>kiss marks
How lewd.

>> No.18235409

>>18235403
Cupids get organized

>> No.18235412

>>18235403
You turn into a soulless husk.

>> No.18235417

>>18235391
Your waifu isn't going to be used goods, even if their are people here that want their waifu to have rode a cock carousel before meeting them because muh experience.

>> No.18235419

>>18235407
>Wanting used goods
wew

>> No.18235420

>>18235403
You keep looking for one that does.

...or you take your chances with what lies beyond the brink of everything.

>> No.18235422

>>18235407
Not him, but just cause a monster doesn't instantly fall for you or want to have your babies doesn't mean she isn't a virgin

>> No.18235425

Reminder that the goth girls of MGC high are both incredibly cute and incredibly lewd. Approach them at your own risk.

>> No.18235426

>>18235381
More focused on the fetish side of things and the lewdness of monster girls, as opposed to the cute waifu side.
Most english mge fanbases fall into the cute territory to the point where even /d/'s monster girl thread mostly posts sfw pictures of manticores/hellhounds etc with "tfw no manticore to hug" rather than porn, on a red board. So it's not exclusive to here.

Nips are also less prone to yelling at each other for having different fantasies.

>> No.18235433

>>18235426
I feel like I'd fit in with their crowd a bit better. Specially cause I only have one sfw picture of my wives and it was just an add on the artist was nice enough to include with the rest of the nsfw pics

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>>18235425
those damn 'goths know they're the lewdest too.

>> No.18235436

>>18235419
Doesn't matter, have wife
Virgin of whatever doesn't matter, as long as she settles with me and loves me
Yes I know, the fantasy is for her to be a virgin but at this point in my life I honestly don't care

>> No.18235441

>>18235436
Whatever you say, Sven.

>> No.18235457

>>18235361
First or third,Can vampires exist in a wild island?

>> No.18235461

>>18235425
I want a goth nuki.

>> No.18235462

>>18235361
A sufficiently large spaceship is just a city full of cute girls desperate for a man. I'm taking that one.

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>>18235441

>> No.18235476

>>18235361
>It will come with a big monstergirl crew of your choice
All Shoggoths.

>> No.18235478

>>18235361
The second one.
Space is fun, you could simulate the outdoors on something and it seems easier for me to get one of the perky anubi cadets and promote her to captain's snuggle toy.
Chances are high I'd have quite a bit of hedonism going on.

>> No.18235483

>>18235372
>>18235361
Definetly Spaceship.

One one condition.
The Spaceship must also be a monster girl.

>> No.18235485

>>18235465
Horse pussy is bad pussy,

>> No.18235489
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>>18235485

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>>18235485
Ahem.

>> No.18235498

>>18235425
I’m gonna joke them all by telling them my favorite goth band is The Cure!

>> No.18235510

>>18235476
Dead Space?

>> No.18235512
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Onis

>> No.18235516

>>18235493
Where is this from?

>> No.18235519

>>18235489
Still not worth dealing with horse pussy.

>>18235493
Centaurs are bad and so are the people that would fuck them.

>> No.18235533

>>18235457
They can, but they would be feral vampires, nothing like the usual ones.

>>18235483
Sandworm style or AI Automaton style?

>> No.18235534

>>18235493

Bestiality is a sin anon.

Make sure you always have sexual relations with a human. God wills it.

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>>18235354
Squeezing a mindflayer!

>> No.18235544

>>18235533
AI, obviously.

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>>18235533
>Sandworm style or AI Automaton style?
What's the difference? Whether they can detach or not? I suppose she could do both, though her purpose would mostly be to serve as the ships AI.

I've have a very lewd time teasing her.

>> No.18235567

>>18235551
>Don’t make me install gentoo
That always gets me.

>> No.18235568

>>18235551
One would be a normal looking ship and the other an organic one

>> No.18235575

>>18235551
AI MG are a very very bad idea, one minute its helpful AI the next its "I'm sorry anon, I'm afraid i can't do that."

>> No.18235580

>>18235493
this is fake, everyone knows wyoming isn't a real place

>> No.18235588

>>18235483
The Collective of Man has accepted your condition. Unfortunately, the AI has been infected with a succuvirus. Godspeed.

>> No.18235589

>>18235568
Ah. No definitely an AI.

>>18235575
This is why you always have a failsafe at hand.
The failsafe is your dick.

>> No.18235592

>>18235588
FAILSAFE

FAILSAFE

>> No.18235595

>>18235592
Scream all you want, that's not the safe word~

>> No.18235599

>>18235588
>Unfortunately, the AI has been infected with a succuvirus
I accept my fate.

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>> No.18235608

Do Dryad husbands use tree puns all the time?

>> No.18235613

>>18235602
I am a Centaur Sex Expert and I can confirm this.

>> No.18235620

>>18235608
Only to make more fun the bedroom talk or when it's specially embarrassing to their daughters.

>> No.18235662

>>18235588
I have virus protection though, but the hot new hebi.exe update sounds great.

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>> No.18235686

>>18235672
>"Does that Gazer hate me?"
>Ice Queen the lets out a sigh that becomes a blizzard somewhere

>> No.18235689

>>18235672
Someone's getting cursed by an Ince Queen soon.

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>>18235672
You forgot to post the first pic for more context

>> No.18235716

>>18235602
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.18235731

>>18235709
Wock is a dragon after all. Of course she is way better than a Gazer.

>> No.18235741

>>18235716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoUwilgFV7I

>> No.18235762

>>18235741
>actually posting family guy
Just end your life.

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>>18235741
>Family Guy

>> No.18235771

>>18235510
No, non euclidean geometry everywhere and your bed comes to you.

>> No.18235775

>>18235731
It bugs me, because gazers (beholders) are pretty hardcore monsters even when compared to dragons.

>> No.18235786

>>18235533
Feral vampires are my favorite kind,kidnapping husbando and not letting him go away during their sleep,preferably winghugging and soft biting

>> No.18235794
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I want to bully a cyclops!

I want to embarrass her by princess-carrying her light frame everywhere we go and make her cry by teasing her about how cute she is!

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>>18235731
>>18235775
They're like friendly-ish rivals. After all, one is a tall monster with tentacle mouths, and the other is a short monster with tentacle eyes.

>> No.18235799

>>18235775
What matters in monster girl land is how cute/sexy they are.

>> No.18235824

>>18235794
I want to sexually bully a cyclops.

>> No.18235874

>>18235608
Why wood they?

>> No.18235879

>>18235824
That is very good too!

>> No.18235888
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18235888

What Magic Material girls haven't we gotten yet?

>> No.18235898

Do monstergirls steal men's boxers and briefs?

>> No.18235909

>>18235874
If they’re going to live their lives as a tree, they might as well make the best of it and spruce up their environment.

>> No.18235924

>>18235898
Yes, even after they set sight on him. Dragons for example can start hoarding some of his stuff with the way they are possessive.

>> No.18235926

>>18235879
Let's see how she likes it when she has a pair of sweaty boxers over her nose and is getting aggressively fingered in front of a mirror so she can she how shameful she is. Or being made fun of for being a virgin as I explicitly describe what sex is like. Or taking naked pictures of her and sending her a video of me masturbating to them.

>> No.18235931

>>18235898
I sure hope they do! I want my mouse neighbors to break in and steal my dirty clothes so they can masturbate with them!

>> No.18235933

>>18235898
Yandere stalkerus do.

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Any one read monster girls on tour?

>> No.18235967

>>18235898
I know my waifu does. She thinks I don't notice that she uses my underwear to masturbate when I'm not around, but I do.

>> No.18235970

>>18235888
Crystal Slime maybe?

>> No.18235972
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I want to fight in selenes mansion.
I wonder what happens if i gain a winning streak?

>> No.18235974

>>18235972
They send the Balverines

>> No.18235975

>>18235970
Who the fuck let Seath practice magic again?

>> No.18235976

>>18235972
You should just bully her instead.

>> No.18235983

>>18235975
Even if an evil Dragon Dark Mage created the Crystal Slime, I would still love it.

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Yo, Kiryu-chan

>> No.18235991

>>18235898
Please no, I have too few as is, I can’t take a cuddlecat, tanuki, or P’Orc stealing what few remain

>> No.18235995

>>18235974
Lmao, bring them in.. I got maxed Shield spell and I've been waiting all this time to farm these EXP potions.

>> No.18236001

>>18235985
The Monster Yakuza is scary.

>> No.18236010

>>18236001
No they're not, look at those foxes as they fawn all over the boss' little brother-in-law.

>> No.18236012

>>18236010
But they have big scary bodyguards!

>> No.18236030

>>18236010
Anon, those two are the enforcers.
And you don’t want to see what they do to girls that wrong the boss

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>>18236012
>>18236030
Oh come on, look at 'em.

>> No.18236047

>>18236042
Anon, they took an onis pride and strength from her while wearing smiles.

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18236051

>My husband got stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed about it
>But I think whoever stole him was probably more happy to get him than I am sad to lose him
>The total happiness in the world increased
>So whatever

>> No.18236059

>>18236051
She's cute.

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>>18236051
>How did my life come to this?

>> No.18236072

>>18235888
Still waiting for Metal Slime.

>> No.18236073

>>18233236
this is a late reply but you're projecting and please consider suicide.

>>18233285
if you haven't read the story, don't talk about it, you idiot.
>In my mind there's nothing deep, profound or intelligent about appreciating an overwhelmingly shit situation for a sliver of hope and joy.
A. that's not the only appeal and B. then you're just wrong.

>>18233322
because you didn't read it and therefore don't understand or appreciate it.

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>>18235983
I wonder what !CURSED! would do.

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>>18236051
heh

>> No.18236083

>>18236051
I want to trick Knight-sama into becoming a big, meaty P’orc!

>> No.18236090

>>18236051
At least they let her watch.

>> No.18236093

>>18236083
Oh the poor thing. Not only her husband cheated on her with monsters, he also made her become one. I can see her being dead inside.

>> No.18236095

>>18236051
When will this be translated? I want this shitty meme to die.

>> No.18236098

>>18236051
It's funny that she's the most beautiful in that picture. Shows how delicious humans can be.

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>>18236093
Once she's a monster she won't care.

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https://pastebin.com/G963vg0V

>> No.18236110

>>18236093
>I can see her being dead inside.
Oh shit, sign me up.

>> No.18236115

>>18236093
Incorrect, that’s when she gets the kids she wanted but could never have due to her duties

>> No.18236132

>>18236108
Why do you keep posting wiki images while linking random stories.

>> No.18236135

>>18236105
Thank god. The depression would be too much to handle.

>> No.18236150

>>18236115
>Taking care of someone else's kids
Sounds like a human girl alright

>> No.18236170

Be honest is it actually bad for human girl to raise another mgs kid?
>muh corruption
Ignoring corruption i think it's cute.

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Having Alp friends is the fucking worst.

>> No.18236174

>>18236150
Silly anon, they came from her womb!

>> No.18236175

>>18236172
They turn you on and then call YOU the faggot. The nerve.

>> No.18236176

>>18236172
Well, if you have one, you clearly did something to deserve it.

>> No.18236177

>>18236170
It's pathetic.

>> No.18236190

>>18236170
>raise another mgs kid
I'd sooner start wondering where that kid's parents went, which leads to the inevitable necessity of thinking of generally bad situations one way or another to justify it in the first place. I can imagine a girl getting monsterized, having a kid, and her still human sister helping raise it.
>Auntie auntie, why don't you have horns/wings/tail/etc like mommy does?

>> No.18236192

>>18236170
>Paladin chan raising a dhampir to vanquish her mother
>The vampire husbando is the paladin-chan brother and the dhampir father

>> No.18236196

>>18236172
alps are cute once they accept the fact that they're hungry for love.

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Gaming with a kraken!

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>>18236172
>posting a monsterboy/trap while calling it an Alp
You Alpshitters do this every time.

>> No.18236210

>>18236200
Why are you posting random deviantart autism? Are you the same guy spamming screencaps and other random faggotry too?

>> No.18236214

>>18236170
It's pretty okay if she's the guy sister or something. Maybe a babysitter can work too but definitely not a lover, then it's just sad.

I wonder how my mom and sis would fare with my dragon daughteru. It would be fun to watch.

>> No.18236217

>>18236200
This looks awful.
>>18236210
He might as well be at this point since he's so easy to recognize.

>> No.18236221

>>18236170
Am I only one who thinks the "raising someone else's kid" meme is retarded when applied to a "man cheating on a woman" scenario?

>> No.18236223

>>18236209
What else do you expect from literal fucking faggots, they're cancer.

>> No.18236227

>>18236209
What do you mean, Anon? That is clearly an Alp.

Don't you see the horns and tail?

>> No.18236232

>>18236223
Not that it matters though, since /mgg/ bends over to faggotry at any given chance.

>> No.18236247

>>18236093
So she’s basically Adam Kovac?

>> No.18236272

>>18236247
Literally who

>> No.18236278

>>18236172
>go to your usual Tuesday D&D sessions at your LCS
>oh Illias all the guys there alped leaving you the only male in the group
>you just gotta keep your virginity intact until the end of the session and then you’ll have to move to another comic shop to play your dice games

>> No.18236292

>>18236172
Why is she wearing a surgical mask?

>> No.18236294

>>18236292
>she

>> No.18236301

>>18236292
Ashamed of Alping and doesn't want people to recognize who it is.

>> No.18236305

>>18236294
The dick and balls were MAMONO MANA'd away, that means that "he" is a now a "she."

>> No.18236317

Is punishing a muscled/martial girl by making her an oppai loli going too far?

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>C'mooon, touch it
>You know you wanna~

>> No.18236319

>>18236305
It's a literal monsterboy trap you cunt.

>> No.18236323

>>18236305
It's still gay.

>> No.18236325

>>18236317
>muscled oppai loli
Sounds like quite the fearsome beast, actually. Isn't that basically Hobgoblins?

>> No.18236328

>>18236317
Yes. At least if it's permanent.

>> No.18236331

>>18236318
Gonna touch her sword

>>18236325
Hobgobos are strong, not neccessarily muscled.
This would be like taking an oni, putting something in her drink, and having her wake up an oppai loli version of herself

>>18236328
Its permanent until its removed

>> No.18236336

https://i.imgur.com/6xpVTMt.png

Doing this enough to a Sith she stops being a furry and turns into a real girl instead

>> No.18236338

>>18236318
No, I only touch scales because I know touching a fox girl's tail is a marriage proposal.

>> No.18236349

>>18236338
Lucky for you, that one's a wolfu.

>> No.18236361

>>18236349
Still a no! I know how tricky those mofus can get, I was a mofuslut once and I'm not going back.

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>> No.18236375

>>18236369
AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES.

>> No.18236387

>>18236336
>Implying Siths aren't real girls already.

They are cute and you should feel bad about suggesting otherwise.

>> No.18236389

>>18236331
Why not just go for an oppai loli to begin with instead of being a double nigger.

>> No.18236390

>>18235798
Why must they bully each other? What happened to friendship?

>> No.18236393

>>18236369
Goddammit I’d fall into debt so hard if MGs got into compensated dating.

>> No.18236394

>>18236387
Yiff in hell.

>> No.18236395

>>18236387
Go away, furfag.

>> No.18236403

>>18236336
>>18236387
So much cancerous shit lately.

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>>18236394
Can do.

>> No.18236416

>>18236403
Yes you are

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>>18236394
>>18236395
You mean Cat Kingdom, right? A real place in MGE?

>> No.18236456

>>18236416
>>18236451
Fuck off furfag.

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>>18236416
>>18236451
It's not even the weekend. Napalm when?

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What's it say?

>> No.18236475

>When the dobsons and fatfags are the lesser evils

>> No.18236476

>>18236393
Just try to bait them, anon. Monsters have a harder time resisitng the D than humans have resisting the V. Especially if it's elves or a girl in heat.

>> No.18236478

>>18236473
Sandworm40q.jpg

>> No.18236489

>>18236473
Stop grabbing images from the wiki newshitter.

>> No.18236492

>>18236475
What's a dobson?

>> No.18236493

So, which Monster Girls do you think have the most art?

>> No.18236497

>>18236492
Shorthand for inflation folks, mostly the cum-inflation loving folks here.

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>>18236475

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18236502

>>18236493
Gazer, Hellhound, Slimes, Succs

>> No.18236507

>>18236493
Im gonna either Manticore or Cheshire, followed by Hellhound. At least in the westen portion of the MGE fandom.

I don't know the gook and overall asian preferences.

>> No.18236508

>>18236493
Easily Chesire with Hellhound being 2nd

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>>18236493
It's not even a contest.

>> No.18236512

>>18236493
If its just MGE, I'd Argue Hellhounds and Cheshires.

If its monster girls in general than its slimes by a mile.

>> No.18236515

>>18236493
Gazer

>> No.18236516

>>18234271
This is adorable.

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>>18236451
At least censor that shit for taste.

>> No.18236527

>>18236467
Please delete reaction images that are not MG related.

>> No.18236533

>>18236499
Why did you even post this?

>> No.18236548

>>18236390
Anon, that's what having friends is like.

>> No.18236556

>>18236525
I always found it weird 40kfags being here.

>> No.18236561

>>18236556
Cat Girls are 100% Emperor approved and dat space elf ass is for tapping.

>> No.18236578

>>18236051
I want to be the squire of a dark knight to be honest

>> No.18236582

>>18236556
People are allowed to like more than one thing, and most people that like 40k are lonely nerds who's main source of sexual pleasure is themselves.

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>>18235361
Space adventures for me please!

>> No.18236624
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>> No.18236627

Would there be corrupt MG cops?

>> No.18236632

>>18236624
>tfw the lilim will never sit on your lap

>> No.18236635

>>18236627
Yep.
Fat P'Orcs that will look the other way for a quickie and genki kobolds looking to do good.

You can find many girls in there.

>> No.18236647

>>18236627
Probably, anon.

There would be plenty of dirty cops too!

>> No.18236649

>>18236627
Yes, just like there would be lawful ones.
Though one might suggest that many monsters would not make good cops, since we've knowledge that save for a few species (like Dullahans) capable of diligent, serious and professional work monsters in general make good warriors but terrible soldiers.

>> No.18236669

>>18236647
I want to get 'arrested' by my Kobold waifu and daughteru wearing their sexy latex cop uniforms!

>> No.18236671

>>18236649
The police force would just need an on-base relief service for their officers stress.

>> No.18236673

>>18236624
I like how Wonderland is a fucking amusement park.

>> No.18236674

>>18236627
>Corrupt Cheshire Cop who keeps planting evidence on you so she can blackmail you into letting her fuck you whenever she wants.
>She licks up your tears as you cum inside her tight cunt for the fifth time that hour, a smug sadistic grin on her face.

>> No.18236688

>>18236673
Would you ride the rides in Wonderland with a local girl, or would you give your poor Cheshire Guide the honor of that date?
Keep in mind that all the rides are designed to be fucked on. Even the roller coasters.
Just imagine being secured to the same seat as a Cheshire and cumming inside her at 30 mph.

>> No.18236690

>>18236674
>>Corrupt Cheshire Cop
>Attempts to blackmail you
>You get enough evidence of it and blackmail her back so that she doesn't tell on what crimes you're committing to her ass

>> No.18236698

>>18236635
>>18236647
>>18236649
>Dirty hellcop pulls you over
>smashes your tail lights
>"well well, driving without tail lights, that's a fine ya know"
>"Unless you drop those pants"
Do you pay the fine anon?

>> No.18236704

>>18236698
>Smashing the light.
I still have to pay damages now.
She needs to find a flaw or threaten to make one!
Doesn't she know how to properly be a dirty cop?
Honestly, kids these days.

>> No.18236710

I'd rather a sweet homely Troll crossing guard that makes sure all the children are safe crossing the street.

>> No.18236718

>>18236690
>>You get enough evidence of it and blackmail her
>She gets evidence of you blackmailing her and blackmails you blackmailing her
>This back and forth blackmailing goes on for a couple years until she she one day pulls your financial records and finds out you recently bought an engagement ring
And that's how I met your mother.

>> No.18236721

>>18236710
Does she have a killer ass?

>> No.18236724

>>18236704
>Doesn't she know how to properly be a dirty cop.
No. She's just some horny kid who joined the force in the chance to get some pussycop roleplay action. She ahs no intention of actually doing her job.

Just like most girls in the Demon Army.

>> No.18236729

>>18236718
>Constant one-upsmanship and rape that leads to all week long honeymoon sex for the purpose of impregnation
Good end

>> No.18236730

>>18236721
Deadly.
>Cars stop as the male drivers stare in a stupor at that monster booty, long after she waves that they can go ahead after the children cross

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>>18236671
Doubt it's that easy.
Most monsters but the most professional ones and the members of the most elite of branches actively desert the Demon Army after they've obtained a husband. They have no loyalty to the ideals that conform it, much less the Demon Lord.

>>18236649
Makes me think...

What would it be like to be a man in the Demon Army?

There'd definitely be hazing and much sexism, as many monsters think less of humans for most of the time for being weaker than them, as monsters were created to predate on humans.
It'd take a real man to make it through and earn the respect of your company, and practically a hero level stud/wizard to make it through unraped.

>> No.18236746

>>18236724
Honestly, I'd just take the ticket and tell her to work on her intimidation.
Seriously, that old minotaur with a bust like two beer kegs knows how to work a man!

>>18236730
>"S-sir! You can go now, the kids have passed!"
>She turns away and shows a colossal kiester with hints of her stretched panties showing off.

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>>18236387
Don't open

>> No.18236756

>>18236746
>>18236730
>Snowy and icy out
>Troll crossing guard wants to walk the kids across the street to make sure they don't slip
>Little Anon is pressed hard against the side of her mammoth bootycheek as they all shuffle across the street together
>It was from that moment on he became an ass man

>> No.18236761

>>18236755
I opened it.

It was cute.

>> No.18236767

>>18236755
Unironically cute
Why couldn't they just be a cat version of kobolds?

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>>18236755

>> No.18236774

>>18236746
She'd be such a sweetheart too.
>Guy swerves off the road a bit staring at her ultra pear derriere
>She bounces over in a rush
>"Sir! Are you okay? Do you need help? I have bandaids in my first aid kit if you need immediate medical attention! Doooh, I told city hall this is a blind turn, people are always swerving off the road here!"
>>18236756
He's destined for great things, that kid.

>> No.18236777

>>18236755
>>18236761
>>18236767
>>>/trash/

>> No.18236779

>>18236755
This is how these threads die huh.

>> No.18236781

>>18236746
Minotaurs aren't anything to be scared of!

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Reminder than humanity is doomed to lose and be herded into reservations called "cradles" once the Demon Lord wins.

You can shout "not canon" til you're blue in the face, but we all know it's Kenkou's endgame.

>> No.18236791

>>18236781
Just grab their horns!

>> No.18236793

>>18236785
doesnt sound like doom to me

>> No.18236794

>>18236785
And? Go to a forum if you want circlejerk HFY stuff.

>> No.18236796

Since it's clear the parasite will keep raiding us, I advise everyone start reporting the furshit posts because posting furries outside /b/ is forbidden in global rules.

>> No.18236801

>>18236785
Trying to find the downside. Can't,

>> No.18236806

>>18236774
>Traffic crossing guard
>Loves kids
>CPR and first aid trained
>Active member of town halls
>Fucking GIGANTIC keister that puts cheshires to fucking shame
>All the good parts of Trolls as well
How do I get her to fall for me?

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>>18236767
There obviously are such versions, since we already know the Wanderer descriptions of a MG species does not conform the entirety of it's individuals, since he at best might have only been able to interview one of each.

The difference is that Cu Siths do not have a Dog Goddess with her own Demon Realm that requires managing, unlike Cait Sith and Bastet.
Cus only have their Masters to look up to.

>> No.18236809

>>18236774
>She takes off her pack and bends over to rummage through it, giving anon a point blank shot of her rear.
>Some bumps and bruises becomes sweat, a fever, and heart palipations.

>>18236781
Anon, this big old biddy has gone five for five with ushis and has graying hair that marks her out as a veteran.
She knows when to twist an arm and when to break it.

She may have a bit of pudge from her steakouts but she is still strong enough to take anyone out.

You don't grab this bull by the horns.

>> No.18236812

>>18236734
>What would it be like to be a man in the Demon Army?
Do you know about those civilians following armies in some periods, and some of those civilians being prostitutes?

>> No.18236815

>>18236806
Give her a gift on valentines day
And yes, her only rival are the largest of cuddlecats.

A monster of a behind

>> No.18236821

>>18236755
A cat is fine too

>> No.18236822

>>18236812
Those are not members of the functioning part of the army, just Camp Followers, many of which where traders of the families of the soldiers, though yes, some of those were prostitutes.

>> No.18236826

>>18236822
Married men could and probably do work in the demon army.

>> No.18236832

>>18236809
Minotaurs share the same weakness that their Holst sisters have. Just grab one by their ample chest and they'll be too stunned to know what to do for some time.

>> No.18236835

>>18236809
Jesus that full harvest moon in my face would be too much.
>>18236815
>Pull over to the side of the road on Valentine's day at her usual crosswalk
>"Oh! Sir, you don't need to get out of your car, the children will be across soo-"
>Interrupt her with a heart shaped box of chocolates, a home grown rose, and a nice card
>"Hey. Happy Valentine's day. Come to dinner with me tonight if you're not busy. My name's Anon."
How does she react?

>> No.18236845

>>18236835
She's stunned and left wordless as you get back in your car and drive off.

An hour later both of you realize you never told her where you live.

>> No.18236851

>>18236793
>>18236801
Did I mention that they're also used as free-range rape-safari parks by the victorious monsters?

>> No.18236854

>>18236845
>Hastily drive back around the block
>Roll down window
>"U-uuh, 1234 Greentext Street, b-but you know, if you're busy it's fine-"
>"N-no!!! No, I'll be there! U-uh, five o'clock, thank you!"
Its already off to an adorable start.
Just gotta resist falling slave to the booty while I court her like a good girl deserves.

>> No.18236855

>>18236835
Yep, that moon would be in full view.

And she'd be stammering and trembling with surprise and excitement.
She even has a dress she's picked out for such an occasion!
She just didn't remember it being so tight across her rear when she bought it.

>> No.18236859

>>18236851
>free-range rape-safari parks
Where do I sign?

>> No.18236863

>>18236832
Do you think she's going to be surprised by that? Bigger punks than you have tried and she'll just pull your hands in tighter with an ever more malevolent grin as she says to keep going so you 'remember it because its the last thing that hands touching in a good long while."

>> No.18236869

>>18236863
That's because those punks forgot to compliment her outstanding beauty while doing it!

>> No.18236870

>>18236855
>Werewolf friend of hers is lazing about after a workout and gets a text from her
>Opens it, there's an image of Troll-san in a 'pretty' dress that looks more like something a pornstar would wear to show off her ass before a photoshoot
>-How does my dress look?-
>Wolf texts back
>-Didn't know u stripped as a night job but lks sexy-
>-No!!! I think it shrunk in the wash!!!-
>Wolfu shrugs wondering what the big deal is

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>>18236859
Fucking traitor-kuns.

>> No.18236877

>>18236851
>shutupandtakemymoney.png

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>>18236877

>> No.18236898

>>18236869
Nah, they've tried it too.
Common mistake for those trying to get out of a ticket.
Even bigger as she's missing an eye from a shota ring raid and is quite aware that she passed CC a long time ago

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18236901

Okay so, over and over again we imagine being with our monster girl wives, the sexy part, being with them. But I think few of us have considered all the implications

Let's say that portal opend and you find yourself in front of your waifu. You mate with her. Now what anon? How will you deal with such a drastic shift in life? There is no internet, no TV, no soda, no convenience stores all around at walking distance, no flush toilets.

Some anons might be better off in this scenario if their waifu is a monster like Lilim or Khepri thanks ti the luxuries afforded by royalty, and even then, it would be quite a shift. But what about the anons with feral waifus that literally live in the wild and live off their hunts day to day? How do you deal with never seeing your old family and friends again? Will you confide you lovesick feelings to your waifu when they arrive?

>> No.18236905

>>18236898
I want to take this Minotaur out for a nice date.

>> No.18236906

>>18236870
Life is hard for troll-san
It took her years to find pants that fit.
She just hates that they're for people heavier than her.

>> No.18236914

>>18236905
Oh yeah?
Prove it!

>> No.18236916

>>18236785
>humanity is doomed to lose and be herded into reservations called "cradles" once the Demon Lord wins.

So wasn't the whole Demon Lord's Master Plan to defeat the Chief God to allow Monster Girls to have sons?

How does she excuse herself now?
How can Humanity NOT fight her now that they know what they cane expect?

And why the Order won't just say the truth instead of an unsuccessful and easily refutable lie?

>>18236901
M-MUHMONO MANA

>> No.18236927

>>18236914
How?

>> No.18236931

>>18236901
>never seeing your old family
I hate them now why would i miss them?
>friends
I never had any real friends.
>lovesick feelings to your waifu when they arrive?
With how i am i would be far too in self doubt to actually go for her.

>> No.18236932

>>18236916
It's her idea of being generous.

>> No.18236936

>>18236872
>>18236897
Stop posting off topic shit

>> No.18236941

>>18236916
I actually asked KC and he said its not canon, and humans are not held in reservations against their will.

>> No.18236942

>>18236808
Funny story about that, while their species name is Cu Sidhe, one that becomes a wife or servant would be probably call herself "Cu [ Name ]"

>> No.18236945

>>18236927
Theres a dive bar down in the seediest part of town.
You meet her there and show her a good time then maybe she'll consider you as being serious.
Do watch out, a gang of Dire Manticores have started stalking the place.

>> No.18236948

>>18236897
>40Klets

>> No.18236949

>>18236941
So what you're saying is that they are mind-broken before they are put willingly into the reservations, correct?

>> No.18236951

>furfaggotry
>trapfaggotry
>40Kiddie RP
What happened to you guys?

>> No.18236953

>>18236941
You need to stop replying. It's just the same guy replying to himself because people like you aren't biting.

>> No.18236954

>>18236945
Why not a nice restaurant?

>> No.18236957

>>18236906
If she apologizes for being late because she says she's overgrown her dress, I'll make sure to tell her I find that hard to believe, and that she looks quite in shape and very pretty.
Then its off to a nice dinner to get to know her, low-key making sure we get a booth seat so as not to risk her ass obliterating a single chair.

>> No.18236958

>>18236954
Hey, you're the one trying to date her.
Are you going or not?

>> No.18236960

>>18234415
Congrats, that artist shits out dozens of pictures of her every month and has made five doujins, one of which was like 40 pages of full color

I've never seen that level of character dedication before

>> No.18236966

>>18236957
That would be good, she has trouble with arm chairs.
She's quite the bubbly girl and will be happy to hold any conversation with you.

>> No.18236972

>>18236958
Yeah, I don't see why not. I'm going to make sure that old Minotaur feels young again.

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>>18236951
You realize that yesterday everyone was patting themselves on the back about how open-minded these threads had become.

>> No.18236976

>>18236960
What's the artist's name?

>> No.18236978

>>18236901
I like the part where you assume anyone would successfully navigate such a shitstorm to find their ideal species of monster without getting forcibly married to something else long before succeeding. Or that their monsters would necessarily care for them.

>> No.18236979

>>18236974
>(((everyone)))

>> No.18236985

>>18236974
Funnily enough, that's still true. A year ago, and I can prove it, one of these wouldn't have been just one or two people clearly shitposting around, but a half-a-thread long legitimate argument from the side of the Order bitching about monstergirls in any shape or form, with multiple people jumping in and agreeing saying monstergirls are all evil and HFYing all over the place
It still is retarded, but its not half as retarded as it was even a year ago.

>> No.18236990

>>18236974
This is nothing compared to the actual HFYfags writing essays a year ago

>> No.18236997

>>18236974
Yeah, until I pointed out that the guy who started the tolerance circlejerk was the same faggot directly defending /d/ shit some time ago, they (or the same guy samefagging) got real quiet after that.

People have gotten too comfortable and don't remember to instantly shitpost all cancer to death before it spreads anymore.

>> No.18236999

>>18236966
>Laughing and flirting at dinner with Troll-san
>Find myself staring at her butt oozing over the side of her seat prodigiously
>"Ah, you're so bubbly, Troll-san..."
>Catch myself and look up nervously
>"Hehe! I get that alot!"
>Phew

>> No.18237001

>>18236990
>>18236985
>The threads have become more mild and less obnoxious/elitists overall.
Good.

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>>18236951
DON'T OPEN IT!!

>> No.18237007

I want to marry a fox and have a daughter for every tail.

>> No.18237009
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I want to raise a CC Paladin-chan as an Ochi

>> No.18237012

>>18236972
>Place is a dive, plenty of rough girls and guys drinking there.
>Beer and liquor are the only drinks and the food selection is largely greasy and fried, a large, muscled ogre working the bar and grabbing food from the fryer.
>You're there for a good five minutes, the locals watching you suspiciously when the door opens and the minotaur walks in from the cold.
>She's wearing a faux-fur lined jacked and some casual jeans with tears over the knees, her leg fur poking out.
>A grey Tee stretched to its limits by calcium cannons, her badge hanging on a band and resting before that bust just barely and her gray hair is tied back in a bun.
>Her expression is dour and upon entering she almost heads straight to the bar until she notices you at the back.
>For the first time ever, you see her look utterly shocked.

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>>18237007
Better get to work.

>> No.18237018
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>>18236997
>People have gotten too comfortable and don't remember to instantly shitpost all cancer to death before it spreads anymore.
I've pointed out the these threads growing complacency in the past, and these fags had the audacity to put their fingers in their ears and claim that nothing was wrong.

/mgg/ is growing more cucked as these threads go on and refuse to purge the cancer. killing them.

>> No.18237023

>>18237004
Look at that pear-like figure with that perfect heart-shaped bottom.
I wanna move that tail aside and whisper sweet nothings to the love-canal behind it.

>> No.18237025

>>18236999
Yep, that troll's ass is hypnotic.
Do be gentle though, she's still a fragile maiden.

>> No.18237028

>>18237001
You still get the couple of grumblers, but people have gotten better at ignoring them, which is good to see.

>> No.18237033

>>18237004
Flat Ass

>> No.18237035

>>18236826
Indeed, we hear a lot about the details of how the Mamono Lord's army works in MGE volume 2.

To summarize:

>1. Among the monsters that don't serve directly under the Overlord, there are monsters that serve the rulers of whatever human kingdom they live in with their husbands.
>2. In addition to fighting Order attacks, the Overlord's army also responds to disasters and other pressing concerns.
>3. Among the army's ranks are human warriors who became monsters or incubi and enlisted because they wanted to continue to follow their calling as warriors.
>4. While unattached enemy combatants may of course be seduced/ravished when taken prisoner, they are otherwise noted to be treated very graciously.
>5. Married men taken as prisoners of war may be either released later on to return home or relocated with their family to a monster realm (one would presume this depends on the specific situation, if the man would be in danger if he returned home and so on).
>6. What is meant regarding lax discipline in the army is detailed a bit more. Namely if a monster requests relocation because of a man, her request is usually granted. It is likewise assumed that couples will serve in the same location, and except in emergencies will stay in defensive encampments so they can enjoy sexy times with their mate. The front lines are usually left to unmarried monsters eager to meet men.

Also, having sex is literally giving more power to the Mamono Lord. Hence one reason she has no issue with the many monsters who leave the voluntary part of the army once they get a man. They're still doing work that helps her.

That and while they may leave once they get their compensation (a man) such voluntary recruits are until then about the most motivated and good workers you could ask for.

>> No.18237039

>>18237001
>>18237028
Fuck off you absolute cancer.

>> No.18237040

>>18237018
Eh, its just a bad day or two.
Happens everyone once in a while.

>> No.18237041

>>18236172
>Trying to nohomobro after the sheer magnitude of your homosexuality turns you into a girl
Nice try

>> No.18237042

>>18237001
>>18237028
You are examples of what's killing these threads by enabling cancer to fester.

>> No.18237046

>>18237040
>Happens everyone once in a while.
It's getting worse and worse, anon.

>> No.18237048

>>18236976
I dunno, just search Draph till you find him

>> No.18237050

>>18237028
I've noticed this too. People used to just bite and bite and make the whole thread a mess, but now they mostly just keep to their own conversations and ignore when people are autismoing out. Not all the time, but mostly.

>> No.18237057

>>18236073
No need to get so uppity, not my fault that's how the other anon portrays it.

>> No.18237058

>>18237001
Yeah it's not like we didn't just get actual furfags or anything.

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>>18237004
I want to open that mouse all night long

>> No.18237062

>>18237012
I want to make her smile.

>> No.18237063

>>18237018
Remember how the EMG/Monstergirl threads on /a/ were filled with faggots posting futa?

This is our future if we let this shit slide

>> No.18237065

>>18237001
>>18237028
Fuck off back to /d/

>>18237041
>responding to trapshit
Eat shit and die.

>> No.18237066
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>>18237018
>Worst girl
>Cucked
>Muh vocal minority
That G-d you didn't waste an image feeding the trolls, Anon. Who knows what would happen if you left them alone instead of burning the thread down.

>> No.18237068

>>18237025
Of course. I legitimately would want to court her old school style. I want to earn my trip to facesitting heaven by treating her like the honest homely woman she is.

>> No.18237071

>>18236978
I said the portals open in front of your monster girl waifu and its a canon fact single monster girls never reject or friendzone.

>> No.18237075

>>18237062
Well, share some drinks, tell some stories and that tired old face of hers may open up to give you a warm smile.

>> No.18237076

>>18237066
Eat shit, Bollocks.

>> No.18237080

>>18237050
Thread quality has dropped since people have started to let fatfaggotry and other shit like that slide. If it was up to people like you, these threads would've become a diseased wasteland years ago.

>> No.18237082

>>18237066
>>Who knows what would happen if you left them alone
>he still thinks ignoring the problem is an effective strategy in this day and age

>> No.18237086

>>18237012
And what if I admired her gains?

>> No.18237087

>>18236854
>spoiler
Her subconscious monster side would fuck that over at every turn, Anon
>for some reason, she decides to wear jeans she hasn't put on in years, stuffing her booty in that tight fabric
>monster brain makes her drop something in front of you and when she goes to pick it up, you hear several loud ripping sounds
>her jeans have tears all over the ass
>troll is now redder than the rose you gave her

>> No.18237088

>>18237068
Well, take it slow and she'll soon be ready for that step.
Just don't expect her to be the dominant type, she'll be worried she's hurting you with that rear.

>> No.18237091

>>18237075
I don't think I would be able to hold a conversation for too long if she starts getting beer all over her cleavage. Hopefully those alleys are somewhat clean.

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>>18237076
Guess again sweetie!

>> No.18237100

>>18237076
It's a newfag that's only been here for a few months.

>> No.18237103

>>18237082
It worked fine killing off the writefags

>> No.18237109

>>18237086
She'd almost choke on her drink before remarking that you damn well better.

>"It's hard to keep this up when you're my age! And all those stakeouts didn't help."

Still won't stop her from giving you a 'small' flex and showing off that bicep.

>>18237091
They kinda are, and she can hold her liquor quite well.
Won't stop her from pressing you face first into her chest and giving you a good lay in the alley.
Or letting you press her against that wall and feeling her up while she moans

>> No.18237111

>>18237087
I figured this would be how innocent MGs like Trolls would expedite the sexytime process. She'd honestly not be overtly intending it, but her subconscious monster brain would pick up the slack and put us on the fast track to that ass getting properly plowed and fertilized.
God imagine how red she'd get when we go shopping for a new pair of jeans for her and the Arachne nervously says 'We don't carry anything close to that big here..."
>>18237088
Oh no, I don't expect her to be. I would absolutely happily take charge in bed making that ass all mine, I just have a very soft spot/weakness for facesitting from such delectable humongous booty. That would be adorable though.
>"J-just promise you'll pat twice if you can't breathe or if it hurts, okay?"
>Half of her wants to get up because she's scared she's hurting me, the other half is in orgasmic ecstasy at the feeling of my tongue plumbing her depths
Good Troll!

>> No.18237113

>>18237109
Why not both?

>> No.18237117

>>18237060
I don't know of my heart could handle having a dormouse always cling to me in her sleep. Even cuter if she says that while she usually has good dreams, they're even better when she sleeps next to me.

>> No.18237122

>>18237117
The reason they're better is because they are of you anon

>> No.18237125

>>18237103
>Work on a story for months
>Finally drop the pastebin
>No replies

feelsawfulman.sad

>> No.18237126

>>18237076
What the flying fuck did I do. I haven't even really been posting in here today or at all this week. Got more important things to worry about.

>> No.18237131

>>18237111
Best troll.
Just be sure to be gentle in bed.

>> No.18237133

>>18237126
You didn't write more Kunoichi content.

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>>18236976
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9998

>> No.18237140

>>18237113
Anon please.
Something like that is best left for a bedroom.
Hopefully hers, although yours would do

>> No.18237145

>>18237131
Oh I will. I know she'd be so sensitive despite having an ass that even a Lilim would think is a little overboard, and I'd make sure we take it nice and slow to start. Hearing her coo and quietly moan as I take her for the first time slow and gentle would be heavenly.

>> No.18237146

>>18237122
It'd be interesting if dormice could share their dreams with their husbands when they sleep next to each other. I'd want to spend every night having fun in dreamland with her

>> No.18237150

>>18237134
Go back to /monster/.

>> No.18237152

>>18237140
But milking her tits like a Holst in an alleyway is depraved enough to be enjoyable to both parties. The bedroom can wait until later, there would be plenty of time for both.

>> No.18237153

>>18237145
Very nice.
Fill her up, cuddle her afterwards, and give her a good morning kiss when the pair of you part for your jobs

>> No.18237155

>>18237146
That would be pretty nice! It would be lovely cuddling up with one under a thick weresheep wool blanket, spending up to weeks at a time in sleepy bliss with a clingy dormouse.

>> No.18237156

>>18237125
I mean, you gotta do something to get people to actually click on the link.
Images are easy. People can see a preview right then and there, and there's negligible time investment. That's why drawfags can get a dozen replies for even simple stuff.
With a story, you're asking people to spend some time reading a story, and they don't really have an idea of whether or not it'll be something they even like. There's a "risk" for the reader.

>> No.18237160

>>18237152
That is true.
Popping those ballistics free from her shirt and bra, milking her while tit-flesh overflows your fingers and rough moans slip out is a good way of getting her ready.
Just be sure to trail your hands along her abs and maybe, if you're feeling adventurous, slipping them into her jeans

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>>18237126
Sorry Bock's, was given 'em the ol' trololol and some newyboo thought he might look cool callin' me you.

Fagywags, ruin the 'ole thread I tell ya!
Useless lot better learn the lingo a bit more before posting. Lurk more and all that, right?

>> No.18237174

>>18237153
Absolutely.
Every night coming home to her is gonna be like an American Dream.
I wonder if she'd ever do the naked apron 'welcome home' routine.

>> No.18237175

>>18237156
Indeed, if you're willing to work that hard on the story it only follows you should be willing to do some work "selling" it to the people who you want to comment. And if it doesn't work the first time then try again later, you may have just posted it at a bad time.

>> No.18237176

>>18237174
Oh, she would, although her modest chest would be less the draw than that massive thing she calls a rear poking out from behind her.

>> No.18237182
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>>18237009
>Member of a squadron of scouts within the Order alongside your childhood friend.
>Tasked with scouting the inner region of certain Monster-controller territory.
>On your way to your destination you find an outgrowth of the exceptionally rare Lamentation Mushroom within a damp cave filled with Matango growths.
>You know how much these sell to sanctioned apothecaries in town, so you pocket as many as you can manage before dealing with the other growths.

>Days later your party is ambushed by a raiding party of Monsters.
>You take heavy casualties, but somehow manage to drive them off.
>They took some of your comrades alive. You can steal hear the screams and laughter. Who knows what cruel fate awaits them.
>You stand up, only to realize you're the only only one left standing.
>...Oh, no.

>You look your childhood friend and among the bodies. She's been severely wounded in the abdomen.
>She tries to comfort you and tell you that everything is going to be ok, but you both know better.
>You don't know what to do. You're almost taken by despair when an idea comes to your head.

>You know what this Mushroom does to people, as you've read upon it in Herbology manuals... but you don't care what happens.
>The Chief God might send a legion of Angels or the whole Order for your treachery, but you're not ready to let her go just yet.
>You grind the mushroom into a paste and mix it with water to help her take it.
>You can run and hide in the wilderness, perhaps you could survive for a month or two with your Survival training.

>You hope she'll be able to forgive you one day for your weakness and what you're about to do to her... if what ever monstrosity she turns into is even able of such thoughts.

Gave it a try.

>> No.18237183

>>18235426
>Nips are also less prone to yelling at each other for having different fantasies.

Why do we suck so much?

Also, out of curiosity what's the Russian fanbase like?

>> No.18237186

>>18237176
I'd just tell her to stand naked facing away from me and slowly jerk one out as she nervously shakes it from side to side. God damn I love Trolls and their homely fat butt ways.

>> No.18237187

>>18237133
Sorry about that, I guess. But that'd require actually caring about a majority of the Zipangu girls or having good time management skills. I guess.

Have a nice fox doujin as recourse, I suppose https://exhentai.org/g/1168261/4439482c34/

>> No.18237198

>>18237186
Just be sure you use the only hole too, she wants to be helping her daughters cross the street one day

>> No.18237204

>>18237109
I'm going to compliment her strength and call her greying hair gorgeous. I want to get wasted with her see what she's like.

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Do pudgy dragons deserve to be bullied or comforted?

>> No.18237206

>>18237187
>But that'd require actually caring about a majority of the Zipangu girls
Now that's just rude, but thanks anyway mate.

>> No.18237217

>>18237205
Depends on how haughty they normally are.

>> No.18237221

>>18237160
If I'm at the point where I'm treating a Minotaur like a common Holstaur, would sticking my hands down her pants really be that adventurous? At that point I'd be shoved against the wall and drained dry before I even had the opportunity to touch her clit.

>> No.18237226

>>18237205
That's a literal Dragon anon.

>> No.18237231

>>18237226
So are dragons in MGE. Which, by the way, can transform into their pre-DL non-Monster Girl forms, if you didn't know.

>> No.18237232

>>18237175
Even as a writefag who wishes he would get more attention, I don't suggest you start spamming your stories at different times just to get views

Seems like that'd backfire

>> No.18237235

>>18237231
That's not their default form though you absolute fucking faggot.

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Consider surrender to the might of the Hoof Kingdom.

The THOT men as certain to find a wife eventually but the virgins belong to the Unicorn caste.

>> No.18237238

>>18237204
Ones she's got those drinks in her, she loosens up quite a bit and is quote jovial, along with being a bit lovey dovey.
She's a romantic that never got to live out her romances due to her job.

>>18237221
She'd give you a growl about being ready if you do.
And if you do, she'll let you go till you get her to give a sudden shutter before pinning you beneath her cannons and ridding you ragged.
She'll carry you over to the car to take you home to rest up and let you see a surprisingly girl home....except for the huge personal gym she's got.

>> No.18237239

>>18237235
What's your point?

>> No.18237243 [DELETED] 

>>18237226
It’s not furry if they’re scaled.

>> No.18237245

>>18237198
I'm gonna give her at least 6 kids. She's gonna be the most pampered, happy mommy monster ever, and every night I'm gonna make her feel like the beautiful booty goddess she is after snuggling on the couch while the kids doze off!

>> No.18237251

>>18237182
Not bad. I would have preferred the alternate route.
>Squad of faceless extras gets slaughtered like Omaha Beach
>Sole survivor Anon tries to an hero on a shroom
>Wake up in the care of a mysterious swordswoman
>Overtime learn who and what she is, and what happened to you as well

>> No.18237256

>>18237239
A lizard raped his mother, you insensitive prick!

>> No.18237258

>>18237239
Take your trash to /trash/

>> No.18237266

>>18237256
There are a lot of you these days

>> No.18237267

>>18237245
A good end, in more ways then one.
Keep her happy and try not imagine what six kids will do to her hips and rear.

>> No.18237271

>>18237206
Well, I mean, it's true for the most part. I can't FORCE myself to write about a Kunoichi and be genuinely happy about it because I don't really know enough about Sengoku period Japan to at least not fuck up and make a shitty anime trope filled mess. Would be open to doing it in the future, but have other stuff that requires time and patience and nearly none of it is appropriate to talk about in here so just gonna leave it at that.

Hope you have a pleasant evening and may your waifu(s) give you some nice dreams, but this butt monkey has to hit the sack soon.

>> No.18237273

>>18237238
>implying she would even need to ask if I'm ready.
The night will end with either her being mating pressed or me being ridden into the pavement. The morning after however will be filled with talks about marriage preparations.

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>>18237237
I would like to see a Unicorn survive the dangerous north

>> No.18237282

>>18237271
>butt monkey
Now I wish there were more Kakuen stories.

>> No.18237283

>>18237267
Let's just say Momma needs Daddy to widen all the doors in the house. Again.
I may have to get a bit rougher in bed to make sure she's fully getting the 'full' experience too with that enhanced godly ass, though I'm thinking Incubization will help me with that.

>> No.18237285

>>18237273
Oh my.
Jumping right to that is going to have her red faced but not unhappy.
They have offered her some desk jobs in the past and she may not be against it if she's going to have some girls on the way.

I mean, she's not THAT old....right?

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>>18237278
I wanna join her in her fight against the Danuki Occupational Government!

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>>18237271
>>18237282
Huh? Wha?

>> No.18237295

What do centaurs-like Monsters call their second vagina?

Front-Pussy?
Human-Pussy?
Stand-up Kissing Hole?

>> No.18237301

>>18237283
Good.
Make sure you feel that well padded seat and dig deeply into that so she feels that.
A monster ass like that is for savoring.

>> No.18237302

>>18237288
Kakuens are for rough facefucking and even rougher mating presses.

>> No.18237309

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that trolls are big ol, big bottomed sweeties for loving.
Sure, they have issues being online but are still big ol sweeties in person.

>> No.18237311

>>18237285
She's a stunning woman and any man would be lucky to have her as a wife and knock her up with as many kids as he can. There is no way that I would pass up that opportunity.

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>>18235985
Gangster Jinkos a best

>> No.18237315

>>18237302
>No buttjobs, tailjobs, or footjobs
It's like you don't even love her at all

>> No.18237320

>>18237315
Those are for when she wakes you up in the morning with that smug grin on her face.

>> No.18237321
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The Mofu Yakuza are very dangerous, even when happy and drunk!

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>>18237205
Reminds me of another cute chubby dragon. Elma is a best and deserves snacks!

>> No.18237329

>>18237321
I don’t know which one of them I trust less.
And yet, I’d go home with them anyway.

>> No.18237330

>>18237311
>The day she announces she's not only taking time off for a honeymoon but also maternity leave the entire office congratulates her, even if a few are surprised by the fact that she's not barren .

Would be nice, although I do wonder if monster girls are fertile far longer than normal women to compensate for the low birth rates or if they ever truly go infertile.

>> No.18237335

>>18237328
Best Doragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLVU9A3fq8

>> No.18237336

>>18237237
But Tio doesn’t have hooves!

>> No.18237341

>>18237321
I don't see how they're dangerous, I think they're cute!

>> No.18237350

>>18237341
That's how you end up getting your face buried in big, sweaty, Fox milktanks.

>> No.18237352

>>18237335
Isn't she the only Doragon without a human partner?

>> No.18237355

>>18237278
Is that a talking box? What a great gift Whitehorn-Chan!

>> No.18237356

>>18237330
I just hope Rata's wouldn't post articles about how the most accomplished member of the police force finally got a husband.

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>>18237335
False

>> No.18237366

>>18237350
That sounds wonderful! I would love a double titjob from a pair of Mofu Yakuza girls.

>> No.18237368

>>18237356
Oh, there'd be a congratulations in the form of a small article.

And it would involve a picture from behind that may be you molesting her massive milktanks from behind.

>> No.18237369

>>18237352
Her partner is all the old men she pleases for sweets.

>> No.18237370

>>18237352
Yes, she's completely single!

Also she has a job, she's a hard-working career woman!

>> No.18237372

>>18237321
I need an album of all the OniTengu foxes

>> No.18237373

>>18237341
The one on the left looks like she’s two hairs from raping you on the spot.

>> No.18237374

>>18237366
Just be warned that after you have a few too many drinks yourself, you might wake up with a bunch of new tattoos declaring you're Mofu Yakuza property.

>> No.18237376

>>18237182
Monsters inflicting "heavy casualties" and only taking some people alive seems really unlikely.

Also the mere sight of a lamentation mushroom causes panic in normal monsters and humans alike (and they smell awful to all but the undead and their incubi), so its doubtful this random scout would be able to pick a bunch of them, let alone keep them hidden afterward.

>> No.18237380

>>18237329
The best girls are the sketchy ones who you can't trust any farther than you can throw 'em!

>> No.18237383

>>18237321
Translate please

>> No.18237385

Can a ghost possess a automaton?

>> No.18237386

>>18237374
I love those yakuzi foxes but the only way I'd be their guy is if they quit.
My tastes are....not good for the business.
Their chests would go a few sizes bigger than they are already, too much for them to effectively do their job.

>> No.18237390

>>18237385
Monsters don't seem able to possess other monsters, or at least we haven't heard of any that can.

>> No.18237392

>>18237361
Sabbath please.
>Reminder that their goal is little sister love, not just flat girls

>> No.18237394

>>18237368
Oh, well I just hope my wife wouldn't be too upset.

>> No.18237395

>>18237370
Are we going to get more chapters of her manga translated?

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>>18237392
Literally nothing wrong.

>> No.18237404

>>18237394
Well, she'll be out on a honeymoon with you so she will only be able to call and leave an angry message for now.
She's too busy with other things.
Like seeing the sites, taking in the venue, riding your dick, and enjoying some nice cuisine.

>> No.18237406

>>18237373
Don't be silly, she's just a little tipsy is all.

>>18237374
If that happens I would just have to accept it.

>> No.18237408

Inseminate monster girls.
Every hole.

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Paging anons who know moonspeak: have you read Francisca's chapter from Fallen Brides? Does it involve anal play?

>> No.18237420

>>18237404
I wonder where a Minotaur would want to go on a honeymoon. I also wonder if they would be fine with using their breasts on their husbands in public.

>> No.18237427

>>18237385
Would that make it a ghost in the machine?

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>>18237392
>Sabbath
>Tolerating massive knockers

>> No.18237449

>>18237412
Yes
>t. Someone who doesn't know moon and is yanking your chain

>> No.18237466

>>18237434
Would you be okay with Iruru using her magic on your thingy?

>> No.18237507
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Finished! I'm really happy with how this picture turned out, a great commission!

>> No.18237513

>>18237466
If by her magic you mean her boobs, then I swear officer, she said she was legal

>> No.18237528

>>18237507
It looks pretty good indeed.

>> No.18237529

>>18237507
>Damn it, she has the heart pupils. I'm not going anywhere for the next two days am I?

>> No.18237532

>>18237507
snicker snack

>> No.18237534

>>18237507
>Those eyes with heart pupils
Thats is 10,000% pure unadulterated rape. We need more such pictures.

>> No.18237537

>>18237529
>Two days
Heh

>> No.18237541

>>18237507
I forget. Do the tails’ saliva contain any magic or have any effect beyond simple aphrodisiac?

>> No.18237551

>>18237541
None that we know of, though monster saliva tastes good in general. But the jabberwock's main aphrodisiac ability is the pink breath she is able to blow out.

>> No.18237590

Hey, if the Anon who wrote those little greentexts about kaigunmilk's rat and rabbit is here I just wanted to say I'm still really happy about them and I haven't been able to get them out of my head this whole week. Bless you dude.

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>"Let me go! Do you hear me?!"
>"I am an elven of the Aulian forest-tribe. I am not corrupted by Monster magic!"
>"I am not supposed to be here! Let me go!"

>> No.18237604

>>18237596
How much does she cost?

>> No.18237611

>>18237604
9 Dollaroos at full price, like any other elf.

>> No.18237621

>>18237611
Well I hope she'll be fine having a comfortable life with a lowly human.

>> No.18237627

>>18237611
I'll give ya 3.50

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https://web.archive.org/web/20161109113622/https://pastebin.com/wienVbfT

>> No.18237631

>>18237551
>Pheromone-play
Nice. Any more details on it?

>> No.18237636

>>18237629
Wasn’t this the guy that sperged and replaced all his stories with Wingdings?

>> No.18237637

>>18237627
Why is there no Loch-chan?

>> No.18237640

Lads I'm dying I need a big whiff of sweaty hellhound

>> No.18237646

>>18237596
I'll pay $100 for that Elf!

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>>18237631
All we know I think is the line from the profile, "the pink breath they release heats up the bodies of those showered in it, causing them to burn with passion."

>> No.18237664

>>18237640
So you want a big buff Hellhound to put you in a headlock that involves you getting your face squished against her tit?
You want to see her looking down at you smugly as you pass out before she slings your unconscious body over her shoulder to take you to her bedroom for snu snu?

>> No.18237671

>>18237636
at-least it wasn't Zap Dingbats. That shit is impossible to decipher.

>> No.18237673
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>>18237640
But Dogs aren't supposed to sweat! They can only pant!

>> No.18237679

>>18237673
Would you be her "spotter" anon?
And by "spotter" I mean both her actual spotter and her private cum supply.

>> No.18237680
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>>18237673
>tfw no musclegril to leg lock her thighs around my head

>> No.18237681

>>18237621
Sold to the customer with low self-esteem!

>>18237627
We do not haggle in this establishment, sir. You might want to go to the bazaar to try your luck instead.

>>18237646
We're not currently running an auction sir, but next time we have one we'll make sure to tell you so you can come waste-I mean INVEST all of your money on our elves.

>> No.18237689

>>18237664
yeeees
>>18237673
>extreme muscle
That's enough! That's too much!

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>>18237681
how much for this one

>> No.18237711
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>>18237631
A wock's pheromones come from her breasts. Thankfully due to her tall stature it means when she hugs her husband his face is inserted between breasts.

>> No.18237712

>>18237706
9 Dollaroos as well.
All of elves elves currently in stock are at the same price. We get them on batches from a very reliable source.

>> No.18237713

>>18237706
Someone must have been feeding this Elf some Minotaur milk before the auction.

>> No.18237719
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>>18237712
Muscle elves aren't specialty items?

>> No.18237729

>>18237719
Why would any elf be special?... no offense meant, kind customer.

>> No.18237730
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18237730

>>18237673
Fuck.
Imagine a big buff girl riding you like this, this is how i want to die.

>> No.18237734

>>18237712
How much for Wood Elves?

I want the feistiest, most feral Wood Elf you have. I've heard stories about these more wild knife-eared women and how they perform in bed.

>> No.18237742

>>18237719
Bargain bin items, maybe.

>> No.18237748
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>>18237729
I like them more?
>>18237742
They can hear you with their sensitive ears

>> No.18237755

>>18237748
Let them hear. I'll take their fair and lithe or brown/gray/blue and suitably plump sisters instead.

>> No.18237787
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>>18237734
Of course, sir. That'd be 9 Dollaroos.

>>18237748
Ah, personal preference. Of course sir.

>> No.18237798
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18237798

another new wife picture today!
http://twitter.com/Aq_kpxx15/status/953180873792212997

>> No.18237807

>>18237787
you shouldn't be allowed to post this picture, look at it, it's insanely lewd

>> No.18237809

What is a monster's favorite male bodypart?
>inb4 dick
Strong arms? Legs? Ears?

>> No.18237813

>>18237809
Apparently some chicks like forearms

>> No.18237816

>>18237807
It's the ideal Elf body. You may not like it but that is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.18237821

>>18237809
Yaoi fingers.

>> No.18237825

>>18237809
My demonfu would never admit it, but she really likes my ears.
She just thinks they're cute, round, and so fun to tease.
Sexually she enjoys my legs.

>> No.18237826

>>18237809
>>18237813
>monster's
Dick.

girl?
Their personality.

>> No.18237828

>>18237809
There was a couple of animes where the girl had a thing for the adams apple

>> No.18237829

Over a thousand posts today and a shitload of them were bait. It's pretty obvious some fag is doing all this to raid the thread. Probably from /monster/ too

>> No.18237840

>A Monstergirl upperclassman climbs up on top of the school to scream "ANON-KOUHAI IS CUUUUTE!"
How would you react?

>> No.18237854

>>18237840
>How would you react?
If i know she's talking about me:
>"NO I'M NOOOOOOOT!"
If i don't then don't say anything, just ignore it.

>> No.18237855

>>18237840
Good for you, Anon. I hope you like her as much as she likes you.

>> No.18237856

>>18237840
I'd put on my trusty Guy Fawkes mask and blend into the crowd.

>> No.18237861

What happens if you can't pay the troll toll?

>> No.18237865

>>18237861
Then you're going to have to toil her soil.

>> No.18237872
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18237872

>When she see's you as a challenge

>> No.18237873

>>18237865
Chores?
Can't she just hire someone to do it?

>> No.18237876

>>18237872
Today is jogging day, but I'll wait until the sun actually comes up.
>>18237873
How is she gonna do that when you don't pay her?

>> No.18237877

>>18237872
How do one describe the various levels of salamander fire?

>> No.18237885

>>18237854
This is the point where she shouts back that you are and then rushes down to snuggle you before you can deny her.

>> No.18237886

>>18237877
Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard.

>> No.18237892

>>18237886
I feel like thats insulting to her

>> No.18237896

>>18237892
Well she can call my dick a Squirtle if she wants.

>> No.18237900

>>18237885
Then i would've turned into a tomato with how red i'd be. She's still wrong though.

>> No.18237912

>>18237896
She's gonna grind you until it evolves into a Blastoise and you can Hydropump her womb.

>> No.18237921

>>18237912
Only one thing I can say to this.
She can't ignore my girth

>> No.18237936

>>18237829
>this paranoid raid shit again
Sometimes a shitpost is just a shitpost

>> No.18237939 [SPOILER] 
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18237939

I want a automaton caretaker

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>>18237939
I want an Automaton bride

>> No.18237951
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>>18237946
Does this model suit your tastes?

>> No.18237953
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18237953

You're in your house when this girl climbs through the window and pokes you in the ass.

Take into consideration she's 7'3 feet tall and her tail has a crushing power of 1,800 pounds per square inch.

>> No.18237957

>>18237951
Not sure how she is blushing, but I like it.

>> No.18237959

>>18237921
Goddammit gary

>> No.18237961

>>18237953
At least she can make me feel safe in her arms.
>>18237957
Heat-sensitive plastics, they change color depending on the temperature so all she has to do is channel either hot or cold water to the tubes running inside her face and voila.

>> No.18237962

>>18237951
That model is quite serviceable. Now we must begin consummation protocol. And soon she will be ready to construct.

>> No.18237968

>>18237953
I demand that she pay for the window that doesn't open

>> No.18237970

>>18237900
She's gonna kiss you all over until her cute Kouhai stops telling lies.

>> No.18237982
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18237982

I'm going to write a military adventure short story, give me some monsters to use.

>> No.18237989

>>18237982
Mimic, Dark Slime, Vampire

>> No.18237997
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>>18237982
Can't have a WAAAGH without green.

>> No.18238002

>>18237982
karakasa-obake
cancer
cockatrice
Use some unpopular girls

>> No.18238005

>>18237982
Centaur, wolfu, elves

Also what kind of adventure?

>> No.18238013
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>>18238002
AYO HOLE UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
WE BE SOME FINNA
SUICIDE SQUAD?

>> No.18238033

>>18238013
"finna" abbreviates "fixing to" not "kind of"
blame the south

>> No.18238034

>>18237982
lizardwoman

>> No.18238038

>>18238033
I'm using /tv/ memes so don't complain to me.

>> No.18238040

>>18237970
But i'm not lying! My sempai is wrong! She's wrong!

>> No.18238046

>>18238005

Science fiction but not in the sense that the characters will be traveling to other planets.

>> No.18238053

>>18238046
So science fiction in what sense? MGS?

>> No.18238058

>>18238040
It doesn't matter how much you protest anon! Senpai thinks you're cute!

>> No.18238103

It's nights like these when I really wish I had my Kobold waifu here to tie up, gag, and cuddle together with all night long in our warm, comfy bed.

>> No.18238107

>>18238033
That's part of the meme

>> No.18238110

>>18238103
It's days like these I wish I had a big ol' cuddly Dragon to wrap all seven limbs around me.

>> No.18238115

>>18238110
>Arms, Legs, Wings and Tail
Anon no! That's too much comfy!

>> No.18238116

>>18238110
Sounds nice anon! Quite warm too.

>> No.18238128

>>18238110
I need a girl with at least 11 limbs

>> No.18238131

>>18238128
Get a foxgirl anon, they have lots of tails.

>> No.18238143

>>18238131
Good luck getting out of that one, though.

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>>18238110
9

>> No.18238152

>>18233886
>Yetid.com
I know it's a late reply but this one should be HUGGED

>> No.18238163

>>18238131
That's too many. I need exactly 11 for, uhh, religious purposes.

>> No.18238166

>>18238163
Oh, so you want her to have a bunch of arms then?

>> No.18238174

>>18238163
So get a seven-tail.

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>>18238163
Say no more

>> No.18238244

>>18238184
What's she playing?

>> No.18238277

>>18238244
Tekken probably.

>> No.18238279
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18238279

Again with the icy wind and the snow. I can't run in all that. Is this a siege?

>> No.18238287

>>18238277
Eh, it was okay when I was in elementary school.
Christie Apsara would be nice.

>> No.18238298

>>18238110
>Seven
EXTREME CUDDLING. Sounds comfy but all I need are two arms and a tail. And a nice chest, of course.

>>18238143
Who would want to?

>> No.18238306
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18238306

Somethings are worth fighting for

>> No.18238312

>>18238306
Some things are worth fighting.

>> No.18238317

>>18238306
I'm imagining that that song from Mulan but genderbent and with a new connotation.
>What do we want? A boy worth fighting foooor~
Which MG want what?

>> No.18238320
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>>18238317
>Fight! Eat! Drink! Make love to cute boys! FIGHT CUTE BOYS!

>> No.18238333

How would you react if you woke up one day and found the Anubis Class President of your class in tight bondage gear that emphasizes her tits and ass sitting on your lap, looking down at you with a hungry lustful expression?
How would you react to realizing that she's tied you to the bed and is about to spend the next hour or so torturing you by grinding against you?

>> No.18238338
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>> No.18238340

>>18238333
I relax and the dick do the work. I'll strike up from the underground and touch the untouchable, see the invisible ROW ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
and then I'll ejaculate prematurely

>> No.18238341

>>18238333
I scream bloody murder until the neighbors call the police.

>> No.18238345

>>18238333
See how long it takes for her to change strategy because bondage gear does nothing for my boner.
And there will be no hints.

>> No.18238346

>>18238340
She'll probably tease you about that pretty hard anon. But at the same time she'll find it endearing since you did that because of how sexy she is.

>>18238341
But anon, you can't scream with a mouthful of Anubis tongue.

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>>18238320
>Drink with cute boys!
>Mostly the last one!

>> No.18238350

>>18238346
I bite it till it bleeds or falls of then.

>> No.18238352

>>18238349
Yosh! Time to play Cyberpunk Bartneder Simulator and learn how to seduce me a wino goat.

>> No.18238357

>>18238333
Will she put my testicles in the same canopic jar or store them separately?

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>>18238357

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>>18238359
I'm not really into BDSM-lite shit.

>> No.18238383

>>18238345
Are you telling me that seeing her delicious brown tits squeezed into a corset wouldn't get you rock hard?

>> No.18238387

>>18238371
>Not castrating someone is "BDSM-lite"
I'd say go back to /d/ but I'm pretty sure even they hate people like you.

>> No.18238399
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18238399

Keep active.

>> No.18238407

>>18238387
This is why everyone left and we're all that's left, Anon.

You don't understand comedy.

>> No.18238408

>>18238387
How are you supposed to make love to your qt Anubis in the afterlife if you don't trust her enough to surgically remove your testicles?

>> No.18238409

>>18238350
Really, she should have just brought a gag along just in case something like this happens. What kind of dom doesn't plan ahead for a surprise like this? Let along an Anubis, one of the most meticulous creatures ever.

>> No.18238410

>>18238407
So you admit you drove everyone away with your guro-faggotry? Repent.

>> No.18238423

>>18238383
I'm just not big on leather for the most part.
If it was something like https://i.imgur.com/nza0IPi.png though, well, then we'd be in business.

>> No.18238425

>>18238333
Hate her. Fuck bondage. And femdom.

>> No.18238426

>>18238410
Wanna repent in the hands of a dark priest.

>> No.18238427

>>18238425
Where do you think you are?

>> No.18238430
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18238430

Wanna get back into the writing game, anyone got any ideas they're not using?

>> No.18238440

>>18238427
Replying to a question on the internet.
What a dumb question.

>>18238430
Nerd anon x Sporty jaguar girl with sweet ass
not super femdomy

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>>18238440
Tell me about jaguars.

>> No.18238463

>>18238430
The biblical story of Jonah with a Kraken instead of a whale.

>> No.18238466

>>18238463
No vore.

>> No.18238473

>>18238466
No no, all she has to do is "eat" him and not let him pull out. It works.

>> No.18238475

>>18238452
I like jaguars quite a lot. I'm a big cat guy in general, but jaguars have a few interdasting things about them compared to other animals.

They're pretty sleek and solid, other big cats like tigers for example have little spikes of fur, but jaguar fur is pretty even. They're a bit smaller than Tigers and Lions and such, but they're still pretty big, which puts them in that happy area for me where they're big enough to be interesting but not absurd 7+ foot monsters that you could never interact with. I imagine the mg version being sporty and toned but not with that nasty bulging muscle that destroys the female form that some people like. Also SQUATS.

They can also both roar and purr, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-R90qgbiic (I know that's a leopard but shut up) which is neat, their camouflage pattern is super distinctive.

I like to imagine jaguars being a bit more lever and less completely dominating than what people imagine jinkos to be. No rape, certainly forceful, but... Like she would flirt, but it wouldn't be the smug asshole cat kinda flirting. Just trying to get you more comfortable around the big kitty.

Also they live in the south americas and brazil and shit so they have nice butts

>> No.18238477
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18238477

>tfw weak to cold weather
>wish I had a monster who is also weak to the cold to huddle up next to for warmth

>> No.18238479

>>18238475
You make a compelling case sir.

>> No.18238481 [SPOILER] 
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>>18238452
Not the smartest girl around but a strong and reliable big sister type, always looking out for people.

>> No.18238485

>>18238463
>>18238466
Actually, Sandworm works better.

>> No.18238491

>>18238475
>>18238481
Okay now give me names for the Jaguar and the nerd and I'll get to it.

>> No.18238492

>>18238485
>and then she raped him for three days and three nights

>> No.18238497

>>18238430
Sporty Jaguar girl raping anon under the threat of sending him to the hospital.

>> No.18238498

>>18238491
>the nerd
Anon
>the Jaguar
Lexy

>> No.18238502

>>18238497
No, Jag-chan is a nice girl, she would never hurt anon

>> No.18238506

>>18238502
Wrong.

>> No.18238509

>>18238498
Lexy doesn't sound very Brazilian and I refuse to use Anon.
>>18238506
I'm in charge here and I say she's a good girl.

>> No.18238514

>>18238509
It was mostly a joke. Jaguar. Lexus. Didn't want to be too obvious.

>> No.18238515 [DELETED] 

>>18238491
oo oh boy uh

fuck

hmm

Imma make her a Brazilian exchange student who plays soccer. And has a amazing rear. Alllll the cliche.
Maria? maybe? Fuck it I dunno. Just make sure there's a scene where anon is walking past the practice field on the way to the library, and she waves to him, and he waves back, and she blushes all the way to her whiskers.

>>18238497
NO
NO RAPE GOD DAMNIT.
YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF THAT IN THE JAGUAR STORIES

>>18238509
Anon is honestly fine, but if you don't like it, Joseph maybe? Charlie? I usually go towards older-but familiar names.

>> No.18238518

>>18238515
No, she has to rape. I know what you're trying to do.

>> No.18238520

>>18238514
Oh. See I don't get jokes like that because I don't know anything about cars.
>>18238515
>Anon is honestly fine
Is it really?

>> No.18238524

>>18238509
>>18238491
Abai? Atiena? Kiania? Sabelia? Yumi? Yarah?

>>18238520
I always thought it was. It's a slick way of recognizing what the reader, any reader, identifies and responds as.

>>18238518
Shoo.

>> No.18238544

>>18238524
I'll just use behindthename and pick something meaningful.

>> No.18238546

>>18238544
You want me to tell you the meanings behind those ones? I actually like the way they sound so I'm fine with doing so.

>> No.18238549

>>18238546
As you please. This could take a while.

>> No.18238553

>>18238524
>>18238544
>>18238549

>Abai? Atiena? Kiania? Sabelia? Yumi? Yarah?

Abai: The Nile river
Atiena: Guardian of the Night
Kiana: The Dawn
Sabelia: Name of an ancient tribe in Italy.
Yara: Water lady
Yumi: A beautiful archery bow

I think they're bretty gud names

>> No.18238555

>>18238553
Kiana seems to be it. Now I need to still figure whether or not I'll use Anon like a lazy bum or not.

>> No.18238561

>>18238555
Use Anon if you want to write a self insert.
Use another name if you want to write anything else.

>> No.18238565

>>18238561
I'll use an actual name, something that sounds nice with Kiana.

>> No.18238580

>>18238565
That's it, I'm naming the nerd Woodrow, thanks Simpsons. I'll shut up now.

>> No.18238583

>>18237711
I still find it funny that they consider shotas to be average humans.

>> No.18238622

>>18238583
You mean the Japanese? It can't be helped

>> No.18238623

>>18238555
Anon shouldn't be lazy, he should be hardworking and earnest, just with different interests than Kiana.

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>>18238623
I tried writing him and he just turned into a neurotic weirdo, time to start fresh

>> No.18238727

>>18238622
It would be funny to see a zipangu dragon's face when she sees a guy her height.

>> No.18238816

I have this story idea about a man obsessed with the unknown who gives up on a sheltered and comfortable life in the very successful family business along with an arranged marriage with a renowned female hero in order to explore the cursed city of Vnraa'In who no one ever came back from.
The female hero would tag along with him at the condition that once they visited the cursed city they would go back to their hometown and marry.
The story would be focused on the city itself, its monster girls inhabitants and the effect it all have on the man and the hero.
The setting would be MGE so there wouldn't be danger of death or any gruesome scenes, but it would still have a lot of danger in the forms of loss of sanity/self-identity, corruption, memory alterations, etc...

Does that sound compelling? Do the limitations of MGE make the premise fundamentally uninteresting?

>> No.18238830

>>18238816
There's not much mystery to explore in a setting like MGE since we know the end-game of everything is a happy marriage and a 100 babies.

>> No.18238835

>>18238477
Red sweaters look surprisingly good on Apophis.

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>>18238727
Probably the same face I would make running into a dragon my height.

>> No.18238897

>>18237953
But my window is closed and I don't have patience for disparaging girls

>> No.18238937

>>18238830
Even if the end goal is that can't you make it interesting by taking it to the extreme and having your characters face monsterisation where they'd lose all semblance of their past, and do literally nothing but have sex?
Sure they'd be happy but that doesn't sound like a good end.

>> No.18238940

>>18238727
Can't wait for the portals to open so I can laugh wne you strut into zipangu only to realise the short"tall" anime girl meme doesn't cross dimensions, and dragons and oni and all the girls you'd expect to be big are from between 7-9 ft tall

>> No.18238942

>>18238937
I'd still prefer something that I don't know everything about going in, you know?

>> No.18238945

Ice Queen needs to be stopped

>> No.18239020
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18239020

>>18238945

>> No.18239041
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18239041

KC just released a new girl
>High Orc

>> No.18239044

>>18239041
>gyaru orcs
ayyy lmao

>> No.18239047

>>18239041
>brown
>muscular
oh no, my dick

>> No.18239049

>>18239041
Baaahahahaha, p'oks BTFO, how will they ever recover? They'll be the inari to the High orc's kitsune

>> No.18239053

>>18239041
Skulls for the skull throne

>> No.18239055

>>18239041
My dick has awakened, holy shit.

>> No.18239060

>>18239041
>Used, cum-filled condoms on her hips
SLUUUT

>> No.18239063

>>18239041
>That meat
The warchief has arrived!
Prepare the feast and capture the men!

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18239082

>>18239041
>Tall gyaru orc with abs
Oh baby, now we're talking

>> No.18239084

>>18239041
That outfit isn't very good for fighting. Her breasts need to be better contained.

>> No.18239087

>>18239084
>Implying her tits popping out isn't part of the plan

>> No.18239091

>>18239041
Pull her tail to express sexual interest!

>> No.18239093

>>18239087
She'd probably use them as blunt weapons in a pinch.

>> No.18239099

>>18239093
>Underlings, bring me holst milk! I need to improve my arsenal!

>> No.18239101

>>18238816
The ending is going to be obvious, but everything else will be a mystery because you'll be the one making everything up about the city. You can try.

>> No.18239144

>high orc has fluffy ears
How can p'orcs even compete?

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>>18239041
>those used condoms
So MGE actually has them?

>> No.18239158

>>18239144
They can't! Finally, a girl can be proud to bully elves with!

>> No.18239159

>>18239041
So is she an evolution of a regular Orc?

>> No.18239165

>>18239041

Neat, the first girl of 2018!

>> No.18239173

>>18239153
>..Hey boss.. are those...?

>Yep! They're full of hubby's!

>Eh?!?! Why? You're married, you can just have it fresh!

>Well, it's not like we can raiding him raiding y'know? Is dangerous fer such a cute lil' guy..
>This way, I can have little snack on the road, while he stays safe at the hut and roasts that boar I thumped fer us!

>Oh, I get it! Smart! That's why you're the boss, boss!

>Ahhhhn, but now I want it fresh though! H-hurry up and find some elves to rob! I wanna go home to darling!

>> No.18239180

>>18237982
Cursed Sword, literally a sentient sword

>> No.18239181

>>18239173
*take him raiding

where's my goddamn coffee

>> No.18239185

>>18239060
>>18239153
What's in that other one though? Looks too thin to be blood but what else could it be?

>> No.18239190

>>18239185
It's a feather, so maybe phoenix down?
Man if they use condoms to carry and suck potions from, that's pretty lewd.

>> No.18239193

>>18239185
Random aphrodisiac, alraune nectar or something

>> No.18239194
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18239194

>>18239041
I really want to make her submit to me

>> No.18239200

>>18239041
MANSWINE

>> No.18239201

>>18239194
Well, the probably have the same sort of dynamic as regular MGE orcs in that respect. Just harder, and she might try and go for rematches. I'm just guessing here though.

>> No.18239205

>>18239173
>raiding elves
Those hippies don't have anything worth taking and Dwarves are too well protected. No wonder orcs and humans always end up butting heads.

>> No.18239207

>>18238940
>meme
It's not really a meme, it's the truth

Also:
>when the portals open

>> No.18239215

>>18239205
It's not really about taking anything as much as it is about the joys of bullying.

>> No.18239220

>>18239215
The weak should fear the stronk and da boss is the stronkest there is!

>> No.18239224

>>18239041
meh

>> No.18239226

>>18239173
I like them already.

>> No.18239247

>>18239041
That's a meaty girl. 10/10 would get raided by and resist, just so I get raped all that harder

>> No.18239275

>>18239194
You need to broke her first, if you know what I mean

>> No.18239276

>>18239041
Uruk hai?

>> No.18239282
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>>18239041
I am ready.

>> No.18239284
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18239284

I want a harem composed of haughty, proud, and kingly women. Dragon, Pharaoh, Lilim, and Baphomet combine to create a royal buffet of love!

>> No.18239294

>>18239284
Would they eat off of you like a table?

>> No.18239331

>>18239041
KC's usual tiny feet just manage to look really out of place on her.

>> No.18239336

>>18239294
I wouldn't mind that. Or them using me as a personal handservant.

>> No.18239340

>>18239041
What was the last girl KC released that didn't have some kind of personality change gimmick?

>orc leader that inspires fellow orcs
>but if she loses to the cock, all the other orcs will become submissive too

>> No.18239341

>>18239340
that doesn't happen irl?

>> No.18239343

>>18239331
Aren't they meant to be a rough allegory for the hooves of a boar? I mean, she is wearing those black gloves too. Could be what he was going for.

>> No.18239346

>>18239041
>FLUFFY EARS
Nice

>> No.18239350

>>18239343
oh yeah, japanese orcs are pig people.

>> No.18239360

>>18239041
What a savage and soft looking Orc
Here is the text only profile if anyone wants to machine translate it http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/highorc/text.html

>> No.18239362

>>18239153
I want writefags to cancel whatever they're doing and give us this.

>> No.18239366

>>18239041
Hoping that she isn't another sub / dom that goes sub

>> No.18239377

She's like a regular ork, Dom unless you beat her
Only you get her tribe as subs as well if you win

>> No.18239385

>>18239377
>>18239366
>it begins
Who cares if she is dom or sub. It's all up to your personal fantasy anyway.

>> No.18239387

>>18239360
>machine translate
>"even a knight who is dressed in a heavy armor will also dance in the air."
stopped reafing there

>> No.18239396

>>18239387
I assume it means she can launch heavy armored people with her strengh

>> No.18239400

>>18239041
OCHEDIN VALANNOR!

>> No.18239402

>>18239400
>Can't recruit, level too high

>> No.18239411

>>18239402
How do you shame her?

>> No.18239417

Hmmmmm
Roughly reading the profile with my shit japanese skills, basically
>based off on boars
>High DEX
>Scent gimmick that can make orcs and males go berserk
>loses to the cock once wifed

>> No.18239420

>>18239417
nothing mushroom related?

>> No.18239429

>>18239417
Oh well, too bad.

>> No.18239431

>>18239411
I leave a hand-print on her bum from all the spanking, duh.

>> No.18239436

>>18239417
>High DEX
>musky odor
Now here's a woman I can get behind.

>> No.18239452

>>18239063
She is an actual warchief who leads the P'Orcs and when her and her army capture men they turn them into sex slaves (husbands)

>>18239159
They are boar girls while P'Orcs are pig girls.
There doesn't seem to be a way for one to evolve into the other.

>> No.18239473

>>18239411
Cock slap her.

>> No.18239475

>>18239153
>>18239060
No mentions of them in the profile.
Feel free to let your interpret their presence as you wish.

>This particular High Orc is unmarried and rapes men she catches with a condom on
>Only the man she is sure to make her mate will get to fuck her raw and cum inside

>> No.18239477

>>18239411
Tell her she’s not worth impregnating

>> No.18239506

>>18239475
Makes sense. At least she won't get addicted to SE and will enjoy the pleasures of sex.

>> No.18239531

>>18239387
>>18239396
So she's like a bullfango from monster hunter, but instead of knocking you all the over the place, she knocks you out and rapes you.

>> No.18239557
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>Ogres
>Goblins
>Hobgoblins
>Orcs
>High Orcs
Gentlemen, how do we stop Da Horde?

>> No.18239561

>>18239531
She even looks like a bullfango with that tuft. Makes normal Orcs look like mosswine. Pathetic pudge vs. rough mofu. There's not even any competition to be had here, she's just better in every regard.

>> No.18239564

>>18239557
I'd rather an undead horde

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>>18239564
>sending undead against orcs
We Warcraft 3 now.

>> No.18239577

>>18239557
Open a KFC chain near them, it’ll sort itself out after that

>> No.18239599

>>18238333
Before getting aroused, I ask her how the hell she expects us to get out of this once she’s done if we’re both tied up?

>> No.18239606

>>18239362
Aye aye cap'n.
Now give a good premise while you're at it.

>> No.18239611

>>18239360
Anyone want to quickly check her disposition?

>> No.18239612

>>18239606
Ranger anon investigates reports of a caravan gone missing and discovers it was a trap to lure in someone worth fighting.

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>>18239557
Cavalry charges.
Also HORSEPUSSY

>> No.18239621

>>18239557
Air drop shota doujins into their territory. Over time we move up to the character development driven stuff with multiple story arcs, and expand the genres a little. Start up a few boy idol bands and begin international broadcasts. Drop leaflets about comiket and concert dates, alongside continuing doujin air drops. Eventually they'll become ultra-pervert shut in neets who just want to integrate into human society to get their weeb culture fix. Decisive victory. It worked on some of you poor bastards.

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>>18239573
I was more thinking of Warhammer Fantasy

>> No.18239630

>>18239362
Damn
I've had ideas for a Mino for some time now. The story fits her mythology much better.

Perhaps a warring clans type deal in a side story

>> No.18239631

>>18239621
>Air drop shota doujins into their territory
>Their numbers sky rocket
Anon...

>> No.18239638

>>18239153
Well it's medieval fantasy, condoms exist since Egypt.

>> No.18239643

>>18239621
GIRUGAMESH

>> No.18239648

>>18239041
Not doing anything for me. Nightgaunt at least gave me a whyboner.

>> No.18239655

>>18239625
High Orcs would make good Black Orcs

>> No.18239656

>>18239617
I bet monster girls would have "wars" so that all of the really strong monster girls could prove that to any potential mates.

>> No.18239666

>>18239099
But anon, that’d improve her boobs, not her arse.

>> No.18239668

>>18239611
>○気性……好色(強気、凶暴、意地悪 もしくは 弱気 献身的)
Can't get a consistent translation, but it's a double disposition a normal one and a MERE'd one.

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18239675

It's been about 3 hours since the release, right?

Dude sure works fast.

>> No.18239691

>>18239617
>Cheers Luv!
>Cavalry’s Here!

>> No.18239694

Inb4 the "condoms" are just clear bags full of suggesting raiding supplies.

>> No.18239696

>>18239675
Interesting choice not to include the slut snacks.

>> No.18239700

>>18239694
I would suggest that filled condoms are used as tally on how many times she made a guy cum as I've seen with other pictures involving condoms, but two seems two low for a monster thats suppose to be a leader.

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>>18239675
So does Nav

>> No.18239707

>>18239701
Do High Orcs raid human villages for shotas?

>> No.18239711

>>18239675
>>18239701
Meats back on the menu boys!

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>>18239675
What is this, a high orc for ants?
I'm really in love with the design so far, glad artists are doing her justice already.

>> No.18239713

>>18239711
How did the orcs know what menus are?

>> No.18239714

>>18239711
What does boar meat tastes like?

>> No.18239728

>>18239714
gamey

>> No.18239742

>>18239712
>Lower jaw tusks
You could sink the titanic with my dick I'm so hard right now.

>> No.18239744

>>18239728
>(of meat) having the strong flavour or smell of game, especially when it is high.
>High Orc
I want to eat out a gamey High Orc and sniff her until I cum from the smell alone.

>> No.18239749

>>18239713
Taverns

>> No.18239753

>>18239744
Ever hear of a troll?
>Also, they have extremely strong body odor, so another one of the reasons is to cancel it out with the fragrance of flowers. However, the body odor is definitely not something unpleasant, if men nearby smell it, the powerful 'female' odor makes them dizzy. That alone is enough to cause an erection.

>> No.18239765

>>18239753
Machine translated High Orc profile:
>They emit a unique body odor from the body.
>The body odor that they emit also turns male instruments upright
>According to their husbands, their body odor seems to be a habit, when they intersect, they smirk their body smells and inspire themselves to erect male instruments to their limits.

I'd rather fill my nostrils with gamey boar musk that will inspire my dick to its limits than some creep Troll with fat hands.

>> No.18239774

>>18239153
Those legs though, damn I want my dick between them.

>> No.18239787

You can pretty easily grasp what the High Orc is like just from the machine translation. They're basically just like orcs. Strong and dominant until you beat them, after which they become submissive. Only difference is that they have a body odor gimmick, which inspires other orcs and arouses men.

I won't complain, as orcs were already one of my personal favorites, and a new brown orc is just fine with me.

>> No.18239799

>>18239787
And much like orcs they probably stay dom if you're weak and don't beat them, everyone wins if that's the case.

>> No.18239803

>>18239787
Bad orcs

>> No.18239807

>>18239787
You forgot to mention that they are super strong.

>I won't complain, as orcs were already one of my personal favorites
Do you prefer their submissive or dominant side? I have the impression that all P'Orcs lover just want to make them their breeding sluts. I hope some Anons will want to become a High Orc's sex slave.

>> No.18239809

>>18239787
>body odor gimmick
TAKE A BATH HIPPIE!

>> No.18239814

>>18239807
>I hope some Anons will want to become a High Orc's sex slave
I don't like girls that go mere, to be honest.

>> No.18239816

>>18239807
>I hope some Anons will want to become a High Orc's sex slave.
I know I want to be chained to a wall and given a blowjob by her while getting called a man swine.
I'm a power slut.

>> No.18239825

>>18239807
>Anon fucks a p'orc tribe and assaults a high orc village, trying to dominate her
Oh what a battle that would be. The wild ones fueled by the leader's scent and anon's fueled by his cum. I'm sure the ex at the end would be enough to make everyone amazed.

>> No.18239829

>scene where a mermaid somewhat accurately reproduceds by having her eggs on top of her breast while she paizuris a guy
does this work or not?

>> No.18239830

>>18239825
Why ya gotta bring my ex into this?

>> No.18239834

>>18239829
I'd be more disturbed watching the eggs hatch, but besides that, I don't see why not. I think it'd be interesting.

>> No.18239835

>>18239830
She needs to be taken down and put on her place.

>> No.18239840

>>18239787
They probably only act submissive in private I think.

>> No.18239867

>>18239814
It's not like they want to be mere'd. It's just in their nature.

>>18239816
I want one to casually bounce on my cock while eating an entire ham and offering me to take a bite.
Sex after she comes back from a raid would be brutal though.

>> No.18239868

>big’n’muscular
>brown
>fucking slutty aesthetic
>heavy arousing musk
>probably want to bury your face in their sweaty musky armpits
[HEAVY BUIITHING]
I gotta contain myself or invest gonna get a shitstorm started my fuckin dick

>> No.18239873

>>18238830
What do you mean? There's plenty of mystery to explore in the MGE world in terms of ancient ruins and unknown histories.

>> No.18239886

>>18239707
What MG doesn't? I'm surprised there are unmarried shota left.

>> No.18239892

Do Alps come with such faggy clothes, or was the profile art character already obsessed with gender symbols before the transformation?

>> No.18239895

>>18239886
Even little kids know you're safe if you cross your fingers.
>>18239892
Obviously it was dressed up like that against its will for our convenience.

>> No.18239901

>>18239886
I don't think kids are stupid enough to cross paths with a monster girl. Plus, they are always protected by strong heroes and paladins who get husbandoed in their place.

>> No.18239908

>>18239868
Imagine the overwhelming smell of her untrimmed pussy as you’re forced to eat it out while she haughtily and messily chews a ham hock above you after a raid

>> No.18239913

>>18239867
I like your style, high orc raiders make perfect owners/wives.

>> No.18239917

>>18239908
I bet she tastes heavenly too. Would eat out so hard she mered.

>> No.18239927

>>18239895
>Her sister succubus heard the wandering scholar was doing interviews for an encyclopedia
>”Here, put this on! You’ll look so cute!”
>”Isn’t this kinda ridiculous? Why can’t I just wear my usual robes?”
>”It’s my latest creation! Symbolizing the inner turmoil and repression of attraction and lust both being hidden and proudly displayed”
>”Nee-san, this is stupid”
>”Your hubby likes it~”
>”Fine”

Fashion designer succubi should be avoided.

>> No.18239950

>>18239873
Time to go exploring with a dragon so we can fight ancient evils and collect a shit load of treasures.

>> No.18239956

>>18239041
I was going to post something controversial but I didn't want to ruin the good vibes from KC posting a new girl

>> No.18239967

>>18239950
>not finding the ancient evil mayadere dragon and joining her
Dragons still a bestest.

>> No.18239975

>>18239967
My dragon isn't a mayadere one, but we'd probably come across one. Seeing a cat fight between them would be boner inducing.

>> No.18239978

>>18239917
>takes both hands and shoves your face in so hard it almost hurts
>”Bwaah haaw, keep this up humie and I might make it yer permanent job! How’s it taste down there, eat-boy?!”
>belches and grunts before grabbing another beer stein
What a woman!

>> No.18239985

>>18239956
Controversial how?
EMG/DragonMaid controversy?
/d/ tier fetish controversy?
HFY controversy?
Namefag board celebrity controversy?
Maledom/sub vs Femdom/sub controversy?
Furries controversy?
Invasion/Board Quality controversy?
OC/Steelim controversy?
Alp/trap controversy?
“Just the image” vs “Know the Context” controversy?
We’re all a bunch of triggered faggots here, you have to give us more details.

>> No.18239988

>>18239985
In 1 or 2 months

>> No.18239990

>>18239978
I can't hear that in anything but the warhammer ork voice.

>> No.18240001

>>18239978
Imagone getting under the table or denying her sex for so long she goes nuts and forcefully sits on your face. Eating her out would be the best and so would be destroying her ass while biting her.

>> No.18240005

>>18239985
When the fuck was dragon maid controversial?

>> No.18240018

>>18239990
>She’ll never Waaaagh as she cums

>> No.18240021

>>18240005
>LEZBIANS REEEEE

>> No.18240025

>>18239988
Just do it you pansy.

>> No.18240026

>>18240001
>forcibly crushes your face under her sweaty ass and demands you to eat her out
>reverse cowgirls you while grunting and calling you her meat-stick fuck slave
>forces you to lick her armpits clean afterward, then her abs
I’m in love

>> No.18240030

>>18240005
It's yuri show

>> No.18240031

>>18240005
Yuri shit
Kanna for those who dislike lolis
ShotA shit
Fafnir for people that hate male monsters even in a neutral setting
Overwhelming boredom as nothing really happens, just a topic of the day and if all else fails have kanna do something "cute"

>> No.18240037

>>18240031
Lucoa and elma deserved better

>> No.18240039

>>18240026
I'd smash that pussy so hard she wouldn't be walking afterwards and any orcs that came nearby would be thrown into a lusty frenzy due to the smell of my cum, her leader smell and the scent of sex. Licking he up while softly fucking her in the aftermath seems heavenly.

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>>18240037
I did like her

>> No.18240059

>>18240039
Licking her up* and my phone breaks with 1000 posts and excitement of a new girl.

>> No.18240063
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18240063

You merely adopted the scent fetish. I was born from it. Molded by it. I didn’t pickup an instrument until I was already a woman

>> No.18240065

>>18240063
Shut up, nerd!

>> No.18240070

>new girl
>it's just more shit for pigfags except even more disgusting this time

>> No.18240073

>>18239927
I'm all for designers that put cute girls into outfits that embarrass them.

>> No.18240078
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>>18240063
You do yourself no favors posting the old version of that art.

But I think its kind of comparing apples and oranges when you have a girl who literally eats scents vs. one who just arouses people with them.

>> No.18240081

>>18240063
>Smelly birb

>> No.18240083

>>18239041
boring

>> No.18240088

>>18240070
She's a wild boar anon!

And while orcs aren't a favorite of mine it is nice to have a new more "mainstream" monster girl.

Plus I like to think that feather in her pouch indicates we could get a phoenix this year.

>> No.18240090

>>18239041
More delicious brown is always welcome. I would like her more if she was a dom though.

>> No.18240092

>>18239041
Did KC just forget about nipples?

>> No.18240097

>>18240070
>new girl in my fetishfuel setting
>dammit, it’s for a fetish that I don’t like/doesn’t cater to me!
>how could this happen?!

>> No.18240098

>>18240070
Moshi moshi, bait desu.

>> No.18240099

>>18239787
>god tier gimmick on a boring design
End me lads

>> No.18240106

>>18240099
>boring design
Yea, I'll fucking end ye.

>> No.18240110

>>18240039
That’s a good man-slave (husband)!
That’s how Waaaghs get started!

>> No.18240114

>>18239041
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>> No.18240127

>>18240092
Its noted in the settings that monsters can hide them with their mana (don't want to show off everything at once, a bit of mystery can be enticing), but in this case I assume her left nipple has just been pulled/pinched under that bone bra thing she has.

>> No.18240130
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18240130

How do you like your dwarves?

>> No.18240131

>>18240114
>>18239053
Someone already made the joke bub.

>> No.18240135

>>18240099
>boring design
She's a goddess, especially after nightgaunt's overdone design.

>> No.18240146

>>18240131
THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH SKULLS

>> No.18240147

>>18240130
Not MGE

>> No.18240148

>>18240130
Short, plump and actually a dwarf.

>> No.18240157

>>18240130
Hobgoblin size and heavy drinkers.

>> No.18240159

>>18240147
I think almost all of us can agree on that

>> No.18240169

Do not use the armpits/thighs of a High Orc as a masturbatory aid.

>> No.18240178

>>18240130
Shortstacks and strongfats that are loyal with a hint of WFB only a focus of n braids instead of beards

>> No.18240185

>>18240130
Definitely not the dark iron kind

>> No.18240189

>>18239041
>strong girl with no disgusting muscle, just delicious pudge
Truly KC has outdone himself. Soft girls are the toppest tier.

>> No.18240191

>>18240185
Gaaaay

>> No.18240214

>>18240169
I reject your instructions

>> No.18240230 [DELETED] 

>>18240147
>Wanting cucks and hypergamy
Sissy faggot

>> No.18240236

>>18240189
Both are good.

>> No.18240237

>>18240230
He said dwarves, not human girls.

>> No.18240253

>>18240127
What can't MAMONO MANA do? You can't even make the "bring Ed's dead mom back to life" joke because it can totally do that.

>> No.18240257

>>18240230
You know, you can headcanon a setting with none of these too.

>> No.18240264

>>18240253
Isn't that like asking what can't magic do? Most everything MGE girls use their mana for has equivalents in other settings, its just more widely/easily available to them.

Also, a bit of magic to hide a part of the body is really pretty tame as far as magic goes.

>> No.18240287

>>18240230
>not being able to handle monster girls unless mommy kc holds your hand with mamonomana
The state of MGE only fags.

>> No.18240307

>>18239041
>Porc wear the gimbliest ass looking armor in MGE
>High Orc only the slightest upgrade

I mean, at least these ones have comfy warmers on instead.

>> No.18240308

>>18240230
Mamono mana addiction is a terrible disease.

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>>18239041

>> No.18240315

>>18240264
My problem here is more that it's so casually tossed around (to the point where magic use often feels subconscious) and used for basically everything. It serves the setting well enough and I fully acknowledge that this is a personal gripe, but would it kill the guy to try coming up with some solutions that aren't so handwavy?

>> No.18240341

>>18240230
>If you’re nothing without the mamano mana, then you don’t deserve it

>> No.18240348

>>18240341
Unironically really enjoyed that movie and that scene. Good quote use Anon.

>> No.18240350

>>18240315
To be fair, at least when it comes to nipples and vaginas, I think its partly to handwave why we don't see them exposed in the main profile arts even for girls who wear no clothing.

But yes, subconscious use of magic is a basic use of it for monster girls in KC's setting, a essential aspect of their biology, though said subconscious use seems mostly limited to protecting/supporting the man during sex and removing body parts that get in the way of sex. Outside of sex and mate recognition/scenting there isn't really much in the way of subconscious magic, and many monsters can't even use spells beyond that basic "assistance during sex" aspect.

>> No.18240353

>>18240230
Anon how low is your opinion of yourself if you think literally any relationship you have is going to end in being cheated on?

>> No.18240369

>>18240348
Fuck you talking about, I thought Homecoming was well liked?

>> No.18240372

>>18240315
It’s hard, but you have to think of MGE’s setting less as a tabletop setting and more as a CYOA. Everything is in the service of expediting and removing the uncomfortableness of sex with highly specialized fetish girls. When KC describes something like the Sabbath, it isn’t meant to be taken as ‘ah, here’s a vital piece of the setting that explains things interestingly’, it’s meant to say ‘ayy here’s a way you can fuck horny lolis in your area’. This mentality persists throughout.

>> No.18240383

>>18240369
All of my pals hated it, but maybe I just hang out with a buncha contrarians.

>> No.18240387

>>18240350
That's just it though, you don't even need to use magic for the nipples and vagoo. We're dealing with static images here, instead of telling us LOL, MAGIC how about turning the hips so we can't quite see vag and using Sapphic hair or telling us the monsters put on their best lewd body paint for the profile images? Things might be more interesting if that crutch was used less. I guess that's what headcanon is for though, so whatever.

>> No.18240405

>>18240369
>watching capeshit while being over the age of 9
lol

>> No.18240414
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Wurms.

>> No.18240416
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18240416

Please don't shame the high orcs, they won't be able to look their comrades in the eyes again.

>> No.18240426

>>18240416
I’m going to And you can’t stop me!
I’ll shame her till Shes my trophy wife, although that brings up the issue of if I want to make her a well built trophy or a pudgy hedonistic one

>> No.18240427

>>18240416
I’m gonna cum all over her armpits/hair/tits/face/nose/ears/legs/back/tummy/hands/ass/pussy!
High-Orc is a filthy slut who likes smelling like a sweaty cumrag from me alone!

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>>18240414
These two has a dere rating of 4/5.

>> No.18240442

>>18240414
Oh lord TWO Wurms?
I’m gonna give them both daughterus even if I won’t be able to walk again after.

>> No.18240456

>>18240416
Gonna take that gyaru pig and make her my breeding sow right in front of her entire clan!

>> No.18240461

>>18240441
They are also super smart and run a bunch of hotels and bars

>> No.18240467

>>18240427
>”U-uuhnnn... husband’s bukkake... so good...!”
I’d fill her twenty condoms for the road if she lets me lick her dry after a two hour workout.

>> No.18240478

>>18240461
I guess Kenkou got tired of the Baka Wurm meme.

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>> No.18240499

>>18240478
But anon.
Dragonia is noncanon

>> No.18240502

>>18240478
He never intended them to be literal retards. That's the threads doing.

>> No.18240505

Are the condoms on high orcs really full of other dudes jizz? Or are they condoms filled with jizz from her husband until he proves to her he is worthy of hitting it raw?

>> No.18240508

>>18240481
Stupid Elves. They’re fighting over an anon while he’s too busy being raped by a High Orc.

>> No.18240521

>>18240505
We have literally no information on what they are at all. They’re probably just potions that cheekily look like used condoms to enforce the slutty gyaru image she’s obviously meant to fulfill.
But the thread will overreact and assume the worst as always.

>> No.18240531

>>18240372
That's probably the best way to go about it. We probably do spend way too much time thinking and not enough fapping here too, but I also think rather than trying to explain some things in Q&As and the like KC should really back off and let us (or force us to, as the case may be) imagine more often.

>> No.18240535

>>18240521
I think we already know what the obnoxious threadcanon forced on her discussions will be.

>> No.18240542

>>18240505
Yeah its of all the cum of the guys she's fucked before, and if you read kenkou's notes you'd also know that she feeds them to you after she finds a guy she really likes

>> No.18240549

>>18240416
She can become deranged

>> No.18240551

>>18239041
Dire P'Orcs! Run for the hills!

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>>18240542
i'm out

>> No.18240557

>>18240554
Yeah its really shitty, kenkou went way too far this time with appealing to dumb fetishists

>> No.18240562

>>18240554
>falling for it

>> No.18240563

>>18240549
Does that MERE her or make her go yan?

>> No.18240565

>>18240542
I don't believe you.

>> No.18240566

>>18240531
I don’t blame him for milking the setting to get paid to put out books. And if people have a question he just comes up with an answer to satisfy fans. Ultimately he himself put things in though that pretty much let you do whatever you want. People have a dumb mindset though. Like when someone asked ‘can there be futas’ he basically replied ‘not my thing but you do you cuh’ and autismos try to use that as a damnation of the whole thing.
Just do what you want with it and other people will too.

>> No.18240568

>>18240416
"YOU ARE MINE!"

>> No.18240569

>>18240554
>>18240557
>>18237449

>> No.18240577

>>18240565
Good cause I was totally pulling that out of my ass. Idk why >>18240554 would actually believe me at all

>> No.18240581

>>18240542
You joke but we have some real bottom feeders who will believe you and run with it now.

>> No.18240583

>>18240562
i didn't fall for it but the retardation in this thread is becoming to much

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>>18239041
>>18239153
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/03/riot-at-fort-hood-dining-facility-after-menu-promises-chocolate-milf/
LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

>> No.18240585

>>18239041
>Huge musclegirl gyaru
I bet and hope they talk like stereotypical gyarus
>"Oh my god, like, I only was gonna raid your village for supplies and stuff, but I'm totally wet right now and need some cock. You're not, like, married or anything?"

>> No.18240591

>>18240521
Im hoping its some type of potion. A thick musky potion that she forces down our throats.
Bonus points if it tastes like Bavarian Cream.

>> No.18240607

>>18240591
I’m okay with this.
>>18240584
I like how they fill a more big nasty(mean) musclegirl role whereas regular Orcs lend themselves more to being chubby.
>High Orc facepalming as her bumbling underlings are out of breath after a raid

>> No.18240608

>>18240584
>tfw no chocolate Dragon MILF

>> No.18240626

Is the atlach-nacha transformation too hardcore for you?

>> No.18240629

>>18240584
This is the body I imagine when someone says musclemonster.

>> No.18240632

>>18240626
They're my favourite chaos girl and part of my overall top 10, the transformation is fine.

>> No.18240635

>>18240626
Nah. It's temporary so there's really no danger to it.
I'd love to be able to transform at will and use the powers attached for either useful things or just molesting my girl.

>> No.18240636

>>18240626
Yes, it's shit

>> No.18240637

>>18240626
No, but I’m not a fan of her beratement gimmick. Not even that I usually don’t like that, I’d just rather have it coming from a sexy mature woman than a bratty loli.

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I want a Salamander dressed like Baiken!

>> No.18240643

>>18240626
Not really I just can't handle nachos. Their personality and the fact they are usually lolis turns me off.

>> No.18240649

>>18240637
They're not strictly loli only, there's art of an older one that's absolutely delicious.

>> No.18240664

>>18240649
I mean, if a big curvy milf wants to step on my face and call me a limpdicked dirteating piece of shit, that’d get me rock hard and ready to turn the tables after a while via Spider shenanigans

>> No.18240668
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>>18240626
If anything it's not hardcore enough.

>> No.18240669

Oh shit. I was going to write a story about a certain group of celibate anons besieged by monsters and KC just served up the perfect raid leader.

>> No.18240671

>>18240607
Needs one of the heavier members whipping out a hammock to munch on and ‘regain her strength’

>> No.18240672

>>18240607
>>High Orc facepalming as her bumbling underlings are out of breath after a raid
That’s when she starts a training montage with her girls to get them all in tip top rape shape!

>> No.18240681

>>18240626
Wanting to be a monster is for faggots

>> No.18240686

>>18240669
Only if you have her talk like this >>18240585


I love women who speak like that, but I usually end up hating them in the long run because they’ll say something REALLY STUPID that makes me hate them forever.

>> No.18240699

>>18240686
That's a great idea, but I might hold off until we get her full profile translation so I can make sure she is really in character for her species.

>> No.18240703

>>18240672
>Anon is walking through the forest.
>Hears commotion coming from a nearby clearing.
>A group of very sweaty and tired P'Orcs and their High Orc leader are doing calisthenics.

>> No.18240719

>>18240703
Hue

>> No.18240724

>>18240703
Time to return to the woods, there’s nothing to see here.

>That awkward moment Anon passes the tubbiest one who claimed she’s sick.
>Again
>She’s got a half eaten pie and another tin that’s completely empty
>Neither say anything out of a shared want to not be found

>> No.18240726

>>18240703
>After the training montage, the P'Orcs have managed to gained more weight somehow.

>> No.18240731

>>18240672
>training montage
https://youtu.be/c7BcDvftwhI

>> No.18240733

>>18240726
They developed much more muscle but lost none of their weight in fat.

>> No.18240734

>>18240626
It's fucking shit. The design, the personality gimmics and the loli are all good, but the transformation part has no redeeming qualities.

>> No.18240745

>>18240671
>>18240672
>goes through training them but they’re still exhausted butterballs
>she sighs and raises her sweaty arms
>the scent of her heavy musk kicks them all into high gear
A good chief uses everything at her disposal!

>> No.18240747

>>18240733
They only lose fat when they sexercise anons. Thats why the look so nice after a good raping.

>> No.18240756

High orc and her posse of delinquent p'orcs
You better ask that nice oni to walk you home.

>> No.18240757

>>18240733
>Horde of strongfat P’Orcs

I want it and I’d get good enough to claim it.
Law of comedy dictates that one must still be oure pudge and clumsy

>> No.18240765

>>18240745
I can’t imagine if she’d find that a blessing or saddened that she’d need to resort to such a thing

>> No.18240773

>>18240703
>”Come on you maggots! What do you want more, a husband or some dumb pie?!”
>”Haaaahn, haaahn, why can’t- we have- both?”
>”Dumb swine! Drop and give me twenty more for that!”
>chorus of exhausted groans

>> No.18240792

>>18236931
I made a slip, I meant "homesick"

>> No.18240810

>>18240584
Is that story satire? Or is the army really as stupid as people joke?

>> No.18240820

>>18240810
>Last three stories before this are:

>Quiet guy at your unit scheduled to say annual weird sentence today
>‘We’re making real progress,’ say last 17 commanders in Afghanistan
>Army Surgeon General recommends consuming at least ten energy drinks daily

>> No.18240821
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>> No.18240824

>>18240773
>"Alright now I need two grunt volunteers!"
>"Volunteer for what boss?"
>"I need one volunteer!"
>"....buuiiii~" ;_;

>> No.18240825

>>18240810
The whole blog is satire.

>> No.18240827
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So do genetically enhanced super soldiers from the grim dark future count has a monster girl?

>> No.18240830

>>18240664
That's the spirit, milfs with a sharp tongue are top tier.

>> No.18240831

>>18239041
DA WARBOSS IZ DA BIGGEST AN' DA STRONGEST!

>> No.18240833

>>18240810
It's by a guy named Dick Scuttlebug what do you think

>> No.18240839

>>18240821
>that slutty face
>those huge fluffy ears
>the size of those funbags
Now that's my kind of fox.

>> No.18240841

>>18240827
No. Unless they've been corrupted by MGE's Demonic Energy they're not monster girls.

The Warp is not a Demon Realm, mind you.

>> No.18240846

>>18240841
Yet.

>> No.18240850

>>18240827
No.
Not that it wouldn’t stop me

>> No.18240853

>>18240827
I'd say no by default, unless they were implanted with monster organs or created as a monster/human hybrid at birth.
>>18240841
>not unless this one specific thing from the most talked about setting
There's plenty of situations that could turn one into a monster girl without needing KC's stamp of approval.

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>>18240629
>>18239153
>>18239041
I am going to become a powerful Sorcerer and beat enough High Orcs to be crowned First Chieftain!
I will make an army of orcs and P'Orcs and train and change my wives into powerful Captains!
I'll drive my army forward and ravage the countryside to create a powerful empire under my command!

>> No.18240875

>>18240853
>>18240841
>Slaaneshi Traitor Space Marine genderbent into an Alp
A bit too much for this thread, I think.

>> No.18240906

>>18240875
Not far enough I say!
But probably yes, a tad too far.

>> No.18240909

>>18240626
The transformation is the most tolerable part. A terrible personality isn’t good to be around, no matter how much you love it, or it loves you

>> No.18240915

https://youtu.be/UIEA6v3zgu0

>> No.18240916

I want a Wight maid.

>> No.18240930

>>18240756
>not just throwing BBQ sauce on the P’Orcs and slapping the High Orc’s bodacious ass while running home at a full sprint
Step your game up senpai. If you want them to want you, you gotta give them a good chase first.

>> No.18240933

>>18240820
>>18240825
>>18240833
>implying I opened the website
>implying I know how to read

>> No.18240936

>>18240699
>waiting for the translation to do greentexts
You’re new here aren’t you?

>> No.18240946

>>18240916
To do what?

>> No.18240951

>>18240916
Does she have a French accent? And does she just pay off some lesser ghost maids to do her job while I’m at work?

>> No.18240961

>>18240820
From what I hear about the military these could actually be real things.

>> No.18241010

>>18240946
Cooking, cleaning, sexual relief. The usual maid stuff.

>> No.18241015

>>18241010
You'll forgive me if I read that first one as Choking instead of Cooking.

>> No.18241027

>>18240936
He said write a story, not a greentext.
Besides waiting is good, saves a girl from being stuck with something dumb that becomes thread canon that isn't even supported by the translation.

>> No.18241031

>>18240961
The truth is stranger than fiction.

>> No.18241039

>>18241027
>stuck with something dumb that becomes thread canon that isn't even supported by the translation.
You mean like [any MGE species]?

>> No.18241051

>>18241015
She'd definitely choke you with her claws when the other Wights find out she's a maid.

Doubly so if you're the one who brags about it in public.

>> No.18241071

>>18241039
Nightgaunt seems to have landed pretty straight from the profile. Chaos anxietyfu.

>> No.18241075

>>18241015
I wonder how a Wight would feel about being choked while you fuck her. It's not like she actually needs to breathe, but she might enjoy the warmth of your hands as they wrap around her neck. She may even get off to how demeaning it is.

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>> No.18241079

>>18241051
>Choke you with her claws
>"Claws"
>She accidentally "snaps of your head"
>Your spirit energy whooshes out and you collapse to the ground with the hardest boner ever
And now your maid has another mess to clean. Hard. That's one way to escape the elegant sex she'd normally want to have.

>> No.18241081

>>18240626
I think it's perfect for dirty sub lolicons.

>> No.18241089

>>18241076
Will the other guys make fun of me if I ride a Unicorn into battle?

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>Local Jinko FUCKING DIES to human boy at school in front of everyone (raw footage).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17I4AcBgqCw

>> No.18241096

>>18241089
Not if you’re a high-tier spellcaster.
Then it’s a clear signal for everyone else to get the fuck away before you drop the stars on their asses.

>> No.18241105

>>18241096
>tfw you will never be a Wizard with a Dark Mage Wife and you both have no sense of right or wrong

>> No.18241110

>>18241105
I’m certain nothing could go wrong.
I would be banned from practicing magic for that very reason probably

>> No.18241111

>>18241089
Anon im a fairy knight so me and you are in the same boat. No I wouldn't laugh at you but how did you convince such a pure sweetie to go into battle?

>> No.18241114
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I'm gonna marry a Dark Elf and a Pharaoh!

>> No.18241123

>>18241089
Probably not. The unicorn in mythology is strong and fierce, so I think your average unicorn would be roughly the same size as a warhorse.

>> No.18241124

>>18241114
Get yourself a nice snow white elf to toss in the middle. Gotta have some contrast.

>> No.18241128

>>18241105
>Using magic to guide a lost shota straight to a hangout full of CC monstergirls
>Dumping dark matter into the local water supply for the lulz
>Teleporting women from Order cities to the tentacle forest

>> No.18241132

>>18241114
I’d marry a P’Orc, a High Orc, and a Dark Mage for comfy loving and MEAT

>> No.18241136

>>18241110
>"Honey we're out of Mnaticore spikes!"
>"Don't worry dear, I made a hundred Manticores, we'll have enough spikes to last a lifetime. I even put them in that nice walled order city so we know here to find them."
>>18241114
Delicious chocolate. Delicious lips too.

>> No.18241146

>>18241136
>Entire city of manticores
Yeah, that would work, along with secretly putting potions in the wife’s ice cream so her womb becomes extremely stretchy

>> No.18241148

Remember to check your bathroom for spiders before you take a bath!

>> No.18241155

>>18241148
I think they'd be pretty hard to miss. They're twice as big as the bath itself.

>> No.18241168

>>18241148
>Hugly muscled And chested Arachne in my bathroom.
I wish

>> No.18241169

We talk about gigantic tits and humongous asses from time to time, but what insanely large Monstergirl monster-part would get you hot and bothered? Let’s get weird.

>> No.18241170
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>>18241155
He's not talking about the big ones, Anon.

>> No.18241172

>>18241148
>tfw my family thinks I’m weird for not killing unobtrusive spiders at my place

>> No.18241178

>>18241169
Fluffy tail.
Fluffy ears too, to a point.

>> No.18241180

>>18241169
You mean, apart from those two? Hips, ears

>> No.18241184

>>18241170
But the small once aren't a problem.

>> No.18241188

>>18241169
Other than that, hips, thighs, and bellies

>> No.18241190

>>18241180
No, something definitely not human.
>>18241178
How big would you like fluffy tail?

>> No.18241192

>>18241169
Big horns are a necessity. I'd mock a cow with small horns and worship one with large horns.
Big wings are always impressive and attractive.
I also have a shameful fetish for big spider abdomens.

>> No.18241194

>>18241184
It is for them if you open the shower and they're near the floor.

Would you like one of them to go down the drain?

>> No.18241197

>>18241180
>>18241188
-Monster- part.

>> No.18241200

>>18241188
>>18241169
Muscles too

>> No.18241203

>>18241169
>We talk about gigantic tits and humongous asses from time to time
I think you meant
>The /d/fag infestation talks about gigantic tits and humongous asses all the time

>> No.18241205

>>18241169
Horns and Tail, i would love to molest a dragons tail or rub ones horns.

>> No.18241206

>>18241169
I have a thing for unnaturally long nipples and clits, especially on lolis.

>> No.18241207

>>18241197
Oh.
Fluffy tails and horns

>> No.18241217

>>18241169
Man-eating sized Manticore tailpussy. Like, disturbingly big, fat, drooling, lurching up fluids, pulsating. Like, tailpussy-vore levels.

>> No.18241218

>>18241190
>>18241197
Big pointy ears and shark teeth then

>> No.18241226

>>18241111
Yeah I don't really get that either. My horse just randomly disappeared after I told her I would be fighting with some mercenary group called "The Manti-corps" so she offered to go instead.

>> No.18241230

>>18241169
A Kraken with ship-crushing sized tentacles. She’d be extra big herself too to accommodate them.

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>>18241169
Behinds. Behinds of all kinds.
Anthropoid abdomens, Taur bottoms and Primate privates. They are all a lure to me.

https://imgur.com/a/n6Rby

>> No.18241252
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>>18241169
Extra thick spade tail!

>> No.18241254
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>>18241190
I don’t have any pictures that make me say “nah, that’s too big.”
Now imagine a girl with nine of these.

>> No.18241257

>>18240626
I like chaos girls and I like the Nacho but the Night Gaunt is my waifu. I love the latex body suit aspect.

>> No.18241271

>>18241169
Wings.

>> No.18241276

>>18241257
Nightgaunt-chan, is it true sometimes husband takes all the goo to himself leaving you completely naked?! Please tell me, Nightgaunt-chan!!!

>> No.18241300

>>18241203
>liking big tits is /d/ material now
Okay, what isn't /d/ material at this point according to you?
Yes, I responded.

>> No.18241313

>>18241257
Night Gaunt hasn't been released for a full month yet. That's quite the speed to get a waifu, must have been love at first sight.

>>18241276
A Night Gaunt's highly sensitive pearl white skin should be protected and cherished at all time.
A husband who'd do this to his wife better make it up to her tenfold.

>> No.18241318
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This is what grading exams for 4 days straight will do to you

>> No.18241320

>>18241276
Galko as a Nightgaunt?

>> No.18241324

>>18241318
I knew that feel.

>> No.18241327

>>18241313
It means their level of trust with each other must be very high!
Even as she’s trembling in naked fear she shakily raises up double peacesigns to please husband, even though she’s too anxious to speak!

>> No.18241332

>>18241318
Preaching to the choir on that one.

>Started off having to do up to 150 nursing notes in 24 hours
>The pile of patients never gets smaller because the pile keeps building higher
>Ultimately takes you a full week straight to get everything done and make the pile disappear.

>> No.18241338

>>18241320
More like forcing Nightgaunt into that role even though she’s a nervous isolative wreck.
It’s cute bullying.

>> No.18241339
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Which monster girl will explain to me what Hegel is talking about in his book, Phenomenology of Spirit?

>> No.18241345

>>18241339
Keine

>> No.18241355
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18241355

>>18241276
Nightguants are wonderful.

>> No.18241358

>>18241169
Tail. A long and beautiful dragon tail that could wrap a man up like a lamia's tail.

>> No.18241372

>>18241355
hhhhnnnnNNNNNNNNNG

>> No.18241380

>>18241355
>those baggy eyes
>that tight butt
>that indication of her goo
I want to ravage her

>> No.18241388 [DELETED] 

>>18241345
Who is the most "..." monster in mge?

>> No.18241397

>>18241358
Are the tips of dragon tails sensitive like their cousins?

>> No.18241400

>>18241169
Is there a visual for sizes that big kinda find it hard to imagine how big is too big for that stuff

>> No.18241401

Who is the most "..." monster in mge?

>> No.18241403

>>18241388
Mantis, Lich, and kunoichi need a kuu off.
Maybe a flatfish too

>> No.18241404

>>18241355
Is that her actual tail and wings? or is that her husband on the back?

I can never tell.

>> No.18241411

>>18241327
>>18241338
When a Night Gaunt marries you and gives you full trust to do as you please with her body she does not expect you to bully her.
Instead of doing shameful things to her and asking her weird questions why don't you cook her tasty human food and ask questions about herself?

>>18241355
That's some stylish chaos clothing, remind of Mindflayer's outfit.
What are they even made of?

>> No.18241423

>>18241397
Of course they are. The tip, underside and the base are really sensitive and rubbing them makes your dragon slightly excited to have some fun.

>> No.18241425

>>18241252
This man understands me. The more to tease.

>> No.18241427

>>18240626
No because it's at least something cool instead of a manlet squid

>> No.18241441

>>18241404
According to KC an unmarried nightgaunt's wings have fairly small claws, so that is most certainly an unmarried one, i.e. her actual wings and tail.

>> No.18241451

>>18241404
The large hand like wings in the official artwork and the tail are her husbands. In the fanwork it's most likely hers since you don't see any other part of him. KC says their actual wings are smaller and tipped with claws while his are large and hand-like to grope her when you aren't flying.

>> No.18241452

>>18241355
Such a scandalous pose, you can see her mouth and she has no husband! Is this a night gaunt posing for a photo in hopes it will bring her a suitor?

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>>18241451
Also note the large glowing eyes of the husband in the official artwork.

I do like that Barb went with a rather ornamental set of wings and tail instead of just regular looking ones. Makes some sense the husband would emulate the original tail and wings, just make them bigger and more impressive.

>> No.18241505

>>18241452
Accepting her offer means raping her?

>> No.18241510

>>18241505
Fist she rapes you with her mucus then you can grope and molest her however you want.

>> No.18241528

Nightgaunt would be a 9/10 without the transformation thing. With it, it's a 5 at most.

>> No.18241537

>>18241528
She is perfect as she is.

>> No.18241556

>>18241537
No, not really

>> No.18241560

Giant titties are best on a _______

>> No.18241567

>>18241560
Familiar

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>>18241560
short mouse!

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>> No.18241596

>>18241560
Lactating Monster.

>> No.18241605

>>18241596
Lactating Momster

>> No.18241618
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>>18241452
She probably didn't realize she was even having her picture taken. A rare candid Nightguant.

>> No.18241624

>>18241618
I want a messy threesome with a Shog and a Nightguant!

>> No.18241630

>>18241605
Do not fuck the momsteru.

>> No.18241634

>>18241630
But anon.
Huge, milky, spider momster titties!

>> No.18241640

>>18241630
But that's what adopted momsters are for. Getting knocked up by their sonus.

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>>18241469
>How ya’ holding up honey?
>...mmmh...
>This is awesome!

>> No.18241648

>>18241640
Are there those who aggressively adopt? Regardless of the man's age?

>> No.18241652

>>18241624
I kinda wonder what shogs think of other chaos girls.
And other shogs

>> No.18241653

>>18241648
Maybe.
I know that we'd all be kids compared to a century old dragon, dark mage or lich

>> No.18241655

>>18241588
Nice bag o’ bones!

>> No.18241658

>>18241634
How would you feel about being wrapped up head to toe in her webbing with only your mouth and dick exposed for lovong nursing handjobs?

>> No.18241660

>>18241658
Would be nice, although those massive monster mamaries would swallow my dick

>> No.18241663

>>18241634
>>18241640
"Momsters" are just monsters so pathetic they couldn't get a man in their youth and had resorted to kidnapping some human girl's baby to husband husbandry him so they can rape him later.

>> No.18241670

>>18241653
>centuries old monster treating you like a kid
That's kind of nice.

>> No.18241672

>>18241658
But you need your hands free to properly enjoy the milkies.

>> No.18241680

>>18241663
Or they just have a serious Jocasta complex. Still doesn't mean they can be good mothers

>> No.18241681

>>18241670
That it is, although certain parts may get irritating.

>>18241672
>Milkies
Anon, I enjoy lactation and breastfeeding but you need to go

>> No.18241687

>>18241681
>although certain parts may get irritating.
Like what?

>> No.18241689

So do dragons show signs of ageing when they get closer to death if they don't have a husband? Like patches in her wings, cracked scales, and missng horns. I want to nurse a elder dragon back to a youthful appearance with my loving and dick.

>> No.18241696

>>18241681
Bitch about my joking verbage if you like, it's still not a good nursing handjob if you can't fondle the titties while it's happening.

>> No.18241699

>>18241646
Husband is goin hard!

>> No.18241711

>>18241355
She’s so cute
>>18241618

>> No.18241713

Since the new High Orc looks like she's designed after a wild boar, I think we should call them B'orcs, because H'orcs isn't very appealing.

And maybe we'll finally get some FUCKING P'ORC ART!

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Best dragon coming through.

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>>18241714
>can only live in the water
>some other dragons can not only live on land and fly, but also breath underwater
Yeah, I'm not seeing it

>> No.18241732

>>18241713
Oh boy more memes

>> No.18241733

>>18241714
Does she breath bubbles instead of fire?

>> No.18241738
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>>18241713
>And maybe we'll finally get some FUCKING P'ORC ART

>> No.18241741

>>18241731
MAMONO MANA friend.

>> No.18241745

>>18241713
Or, you know, we could just call them High Orcs because we're not headcanon-pushing retards.

>> No.18241755

>>18241733
It would be fun having a Mizutsune friend. I et she'd be great with kids.

>> No.18241759

>>18241741
More specifically just polymorph or levitation spells. A dragon should be more than smart enough to learn them.

And if she has to then she can still crawl/hop on her tail on land.

>> No.18241763

>>18241714
I wish otohime were more popular, they are my favorite dragon/lizard species.

>> No.18241772

>>18241713
I feel like high orcs would take offense to being called borc.

>> No.18241774

>>18241687
Sorry, was making chili.
Pretty much it would be if she started treating you overly kid-like when you are, say, 30.

>> No.18241775

>>18239041
What would an Undead High Orc be like?

>> No.18241781

>>18241775
Dead.

>> No.18241782

>>18241738
That's one out of a small handful

>> No.18241793

>>18241711
>H'orc
More like whore-k

>> No.18241797

>>18241713
>more orc art
Be the change you wish to see, be one of those fags that single-handedly turns your favorite races art pile and turn it into a mountain.

>> No.18241799

>>18239041
I hope she doesn't come with the "must be beaten or matched in combat to marry" requirement, she has huge potential.

>> No.18241824

>>18241745
>makes a suggestion
>'reeee stop trying to push your garbage on me!'
Anon, you're being a little defensive. Why don't you go hug a unicorn and calm down?

>> No.18241827

>>18239041
Why do you guys say she is muscled? She doesn't even has Ochimusha's quasi-abs, let alone the biceps. She isn't even in Jinko's and Minotaur's league in muscle.

>> No.18241830

>>18241827
I don't know why they did.
If anything, she looks soft.

>> No.18241837

>>18241774
Would be embarassing, but I could get used to it

>> No.18241840

>>18241797
I wish I could go KDF or Gazerfag level of dedication on P'orc commission, but I'm not that kind of person

>> No.18241855

>>18241840
Ay, I also wish I could gazerfag it up and get new pictures of my girls every other day.

>> No.18241868

>>18241840
Go the alternate route and just draw them then

>> No.18241876
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>>18241781
But also soft.

>> No.18241879

I want a nerd group consisting a nerd jinko (Still muscled, just wearing glasses), a cyclops (strongfat), and a cuddlecat (Flat out pudsgter and glasses again).

Would be fun.

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>>18241840
I'm not sure about seeing the same thing ad-nauseum unless you're willing to go the off-profile route for the P'Orcs/H'Orcs design like pic-related.

>> No.18241888

>>18241876
I want to stick my face in that butt.

>> No.18241893

>>18241876
>>18241888
Correction, I want to stick my tongue in that butt.

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>>18240641

>> No.18241922

>>18239362
Nah, I don't want to ruin the idea of Dire Orcs by writing these for you lads. Plus I'm tired as fuck.

>> No.18241929 [SPOILER] 
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Don't open.

>> No.18241953

>>18241929
Would getting your hands on the MGE book in an Order city a crime?

>> No.18241973

>>18241953
It is stated that the book is outlawed in order lands

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>>18241652
Shogs probably have great respect for Mindflayers, and I wouldn't be surprised if Mindflayers employed Shog maids in their lairs, or used them as messengers.
Shogs probably think Wendigos are adorable, and would be compelled to take care of them.
Nachos might be tricky. A Shog probably wouldn't like their attitude with their husbands. A Nacho might also mistrust the Shogs for being chaos-errant, and wouldn't want one to sweep her web away. The tension is so subtle that both parties find it hard to put into words.
Shogs and Nightguants probably identify with each other most closely, which means they have very little to say. Shogs probably flash their signature smile their way, and Nightguants probably blush in kind. Shogs might think a Nightguant looks tasty.
And finally, Shogs think of other Shogs as a lesser part of a greater whole. They all seek to become one, together.

>> No.18241978

Anyone else waiting on commissions? Almost been half a week without getting a yes/no from an artist, getting a little nervous.

>> No.18241980

>>18241978
Not really, I'm a poorfag

>> No.18241984

>>18241978
I've gotten a sketch back on one, and I'm waiting for three others to start. And I feel that,
it's always hard waiting to hear back. It's the worst when the artist never even responds.

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>>18239153
Everything in this is personal opinion, obviously.

>> No.18241995

>>18241976
My cute friendly meido!

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>>18241663
>>18241663
>>18241634
>>18241640
I do wonder how terrible mothers could a Momster be. Most definitely the higher level ones who would less experience on the matter because their reproduction rates are slower.

>Be powerful, proud, Dragon who hasn't come out of her lair since the age of the previous Demon Lord.
>Has had some thoughts about getting a mate, but from what she remembers all of the locals in the area were greedy cowards who ran away with their town's riches every time she came down to ransack the place and burn down the hovels of those feeble humans.

>Decide that if you can't get a mate worthy of yourself you're gonna have to raise one yourself. How bothersome.

>Finally come out of your abandoned dwarven fortress re-purposed as dragon-lair in your Ancient Form after a century and start terrorizing a town a few miles from your home.
>Burn down the place and threaten the locals with fire and death if they don't offer you a worthy newborn male sacrifice.
>They quickly deliver the weak little thing. Wise of them. You think you can hear the mother screaming in the back of the terrified crowd. but you pay her no mind.
>You pick your new treasure up with your claws and carry off home to raise it to become a worthy mate.

>> No.18242003

>>18241989
>trying to adapt some furshitter meme to a monstergirl

>> No.18242007
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>>18242001
>You would never admit it to anyone, but Husbandry is harder than you thought.

>You have tried to feed the little thing all kinds of things you thought as delicacies (roasted game, raw fish, some soft gems, even some of the rarest Demon mushrooms that grow in you lair. You thought about trying with molten gold, but eventually decided against it) , but the little thing won't stop crying.

>....What do baby humans eat?
>Oh, right!You think you heard a succubus talk about it some centuries ago... Meelk, was it?

>You can't produce meelk. Can dragons even do such thing?

>As far as you remember the mothers of mammals both animal and monster produce meelk when they become pregnant.
>Perhaps the mother of the child produced this meelk and that's how she fed it?
>You fly back to the ruined town, but there's no signs of humans anywhere, As to be expected. They always abandoned their tiny hovels and moved further away from your home after you overdid one of your raids.
>No real trouble for a mighty dragon like you, mind you. You could fly around the mountain they decided to hide behind this time and be back in your home after a mere minutes.

>You're starting to worry about the little creature you left in your lair when you hear some soft mooing echoing inside he valley a few miles from here.
>Cows? No. Holstaurus! They are known to produce meelk, right?
>You dive into the valley and pick some of the weakling monsters with your claws. You can hear their terrified mooing and screaming from her. Demon Lord, they are going to be a nuisance to keep around.

>Back at your lair you quickly explain the situation to them. You are their master, they are your servants.
>Choice? What? No of course they have no choice, they should be thankful that a mighty Monster such as themselves would even consider them as feed for her future mate.
>A brown one asks what are you're referring about. Is she a Minotaur? Well, they are cousins of Holstaurus so you're sure she can produce meelk as well.

>You bring out YOUR child and explain how their duty is to serve you as meelkmaids for YOUR child. They quickly drop their terrified and protective demeanor and start curiously inspecting the child.
>It seems that you'll have little trouble with them from now on, although you're a bit annoyed at how quickly they managed to ignore your presence.
>As soon as you see your child is finally eating you ease up. A little nap is in order for a job well done. In the morning you'll make sure they understand their new position.

>> No.18242009

>>18241978
A week's a long time for an artist to get back to you. But yeah, I'm waiting on one, and looking for artists to get more.

>> No.18242011

>>18241978
Currently waiting on about 5 commissions right now, but I'm not too concerned about them. So far they've been pretty reliable when it comes to delivering progress sketches and stuff. Hopefully 1-2 of them will be done by the time the week is over.

>> No.18242022

>>18241980
So am I, just nothing else I want to use my spending money on.
>>18241984
Three? Nice, that's quite a bit to look forward to. I hope he at least responds even if it is a no so I can look for someone else.

>> No.18242030

>>18241978
I actually don't have any commissions or requests in the works for the first time in many, many months. It's not really intentional either, my interest has just sort of waned a little in that department which is nice for the spare funds, and it's probably good to get off of them for awhile because I realized that commission-related times were the only times I was thinking of my waifu.

>> No.18242036

>>18242030
May I ask what waifufag you are?

>> No.18242042

So which is better: An Ushi's headband or a High Orc's eyepatch?

>> No.18242043

>>18241989
Cute, High Orc is cute.
>>18242003
It's been used on monster girls a bunch of times before.

>> No.18242044

>some ship is about to sink
>every monstergirl nearby who's single gathers in hope of getting a husband
>turns out it's a navy vessel
>half of the sailors alps into nereids upon sinking
>they immediately snatch away the other half of the crew
>'native' monstergirls get nothing
>they try not to cry
>cry a lot

>> No.18242046

>>18242042
Eyepatch.
Only question is empty socket, milky orb, or regular eye?

>> No.18242048

>>18242036
The one with the Kobolds. I realized I just need a little time 'alone' with them, if you get what I mean.

>> No.18242049

>>18241929
High quality contribution newfag, we're all so glad to have you here.

>> No.18242051

>>18242048
I don't really get what you mean, but goodluck KDF.

>> No.18242058

So I've had a question that's been burning in my head all day for that one Anon... why Kunoichi in particular?

>> No.18242059

>>18242007
I bet after awhile, that dragon would start to feel jealous of watching her new son clinging to those cows without knowing why, and her monster body would start lactating

>> No.18242071

>>18239701
>>18239712
So, how hard would High Orcs personalize their attire?

>> No.18242073

>>18242051
It means that I need to stop only connecting with them when commissions are involved and start getting back to more of my fantasies in my head like I used to at the start. Thanks anon!

>> No.18242077
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I want to get a yuki onna sweets

>> No.18242079

>>18242051
He meant waifufagging because serious business and now he needs to take a break because deep down it's supposed to be a lovely hobby filled with fun and things that makes you want to kill yourself for not having.

>> No.18242089

>>18239194
>submit to me
>not suffer me now

>> No.18242093

>>18241978
I want to commission something. But I can't figure out something I want.

>> No.18242095

>>18242089
In the second game I think celebrimbor doesn't actually say that anymore. They removed the best domination line from the game.

>> No.18242096

>>18242073
>>18242079
Aw fuck I actually got it right. To understand waifufags you must be one I guess.

>> No.18242098

>>18242093
Make a list and pick out what you want the most.

>> No.18242100

I wonder what the next realm will be.

>> No.18242105

>>18242100
The super dark realm

>> No.18242107

>>18242073
Good luck KDF. I find doing things that remind me of her/things her and I would do together is a good way to be "close" to her. Do what works best for you though.

>> No.18242108

>>18242105
That already exists and is named “Pandemonium.”

>> No.18242110

>>18242098
Anon, I don't want to spend an hour looking at a blank page and trying to figure it out.
I usually just commission something when I have something really good in mind. That or when some anon here gives me a good idea.

>> No.18242111

Remember not to waltz onto a High Orcs frog n' toad else she's gonna grab ya town halls and put ya tackle right in her North and South.

>> No.18242113

>>18242108
It was a joke anon.

>>18242073
I think I'm suffering from the same fate you are dude, best of luck.

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>>18242042
Well, then the Dragon would have no need of the weakling Monsters and see them off.
Now she can have her child all to herself and those cows will never see him or hear from him again.

Unless, that kid had accustomed to his usual diet and had become such a glutton that he could empty several women and still ask for more. Something that would definitely affect his growth and strength as he grows up, as well as translate to his... other needs when he becomes an adult.

>> No.18242119

>>18242105
I want an expansion of the Fairy Kingdom. Add fomorians and the like. Just make it super Irish and poor.

>> No.18242123
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>>18242059
Well, then the Dragon would have no need of the weakling Monsters and see them off.
Now she can have her child all to herself and those cows will never see him or hear from him again.

Unless, that kid had accustomed to his usual diet and had become such a glutton that he could empty several women and still ask for more. Something that would definitely affect his growth and strength as he grows up, as well as translate to his... other needs when he becomes an adult.

>> No.18242126
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18242126

Come give your grandma a hug and have some cookies

>> No.18242131

>>18242111
>Now listen here you pink skinned, floppy eared fat sack, if you don't leave right now, I'm pounding your food funnel till you look like you swallowed a christmas ham!
>I'll fill that babymaker till the only horde your leading is a horde of kids.
>You're ass is going to be so used that folks'll think you have a second vagina.
>You'll be carrying so much seed that folks will think you're perpetually pregnant!

>> No.18242132

>>18242126
>Yeti with brown fur
Sasquatch?

>> No.18242133

>>18242119
>Fomorians
Now thats a race I'd like KC to turn on. Unironically one of my favorite enemy races in DND.

I kind of want to see more underground/criminal society stuff. Know what life is like for large mouse thieves and scummy mercenary lizardmen.

>> No.18242135

>>18242009
There's quite a few people open right now, none of the drawfags that have posted here but there's plenty out there.
>>18242011
Five? God have mercy on your wallet.
>>18242030
>>18242073
That sounds rough, good luck KDF and don't be so hard on yourself.
>>18242093
Personally I've made it a mini-quest of sorts to get porn of my favourites. The amount of art of monster girls getting dicked is lower than I'd like so I decided to do something about it.

>> No.18242139

>>18242046
A chunni style red eye that sees into your soul, clearly.

>> No.18242140

>>18242042
The headband is necessary while the eyepatch is an accessory, so I'll give it to the headband.

>>18242046
Knowing KC it's just a regular eye, and she brags to her P'Orcs about how she lost an eye while defeating a legendary blessed hero who even bested a Lilim.

>> No.18242142

>>18242107
>>18242113
>>18242135
Thanks anons, best of luck to you too. I know that personally, I'll get really into somethingI like and then lose interest suddenly. Usually I'll go back after a bit and most times I do, but my fear is that I won't, because that has happened before. I think that's really just my paranoia again, but I promised myself I wouldn't lose faith.

>> No.18242145

>>18242131
That's how you get a trouble and strife Anon.

>> No.18242146

>>18242132
It's gray fur, she's getting old but her hugs are still just as warm

>> No.18242149

>>18242139
Stupid contacts.

>>18242140
A shame, I'd like a girl with an eye like that.
I have a thing for scars.

>> No.18242153

>>18242145
Is she standing in my way?
Open the books Greta, that's a grudgin'

>> No.18242155

>>18242135
>Mercy on my wallet
I have little self-control, and I always try to get at least one picture of each of my girls whenever I commission someone, as to make sure theres always the same amount of content for each one. I'm pretty autistic about that stuff so I'm pretty happy most artists i've commissioned/wanted are willing to do my batch-stuff.

>> No.18242157

>>18242077
Cute

>> No.18242159

>>18242149
>High Orc with glasses
Fund it.

>> No.18242163

>>18242159
She can't wear glasses!
The girls won't respect her!

>> No.18242164

>>18238707
ganbatte!

>> No.18242166

>>18241929
Fuck off.

>> No.18242175

>>18242077
I remember that, isn't that meant to be Maxima and kula from KOF?

>> No.18242176

>>18242142
You know, when this happenes it always helps to talk with anons about cute scenarios and maybe just chat about other monsters doing cute things while putting the fetishes to the side and not focusing on anything really. Let your mind run free and sooner or later you'll come up with something new.

>> No.18242177

>>18242132
Can't be, you'd never get a sasquatch in a picture.

>> No.18242187

>>18242175
Yes.

>> No.18242191

>>18242175
Who?

>> No.18242197

>>18242135
I'm just really looking for an artist to do an valentines commission. How many artist are fine with doing two panel comics? Should I just shoot them a question?

>> No.18242214

>>18242176
Yeah, you're probably right. Comfy discussions here are usually the best for connecting with them, regardless of what is actually being discussed. Hopefully I'll have more time for those soon, as I've been busy with work and video games a lot lately.

>> No.18242216

>>18242140
>Knowing KC
Merse

>> No.18242220

>>18242216
Kiss the eye patch!

>> No.18242226

>>18242214
What is your game of choice KDF?

>> No.18242230

>>18242095
I could’ve sworn I heard it at least once. Maybe it was just when Ratbag mocked me. Does Talion say it at all? You know, since Tal and Cal aren’t exactly an article anymore.

>> No.18242234

>>18242220
Cum on the eyepatch.

>> No.18242236

>>18242230
I think talion is mostly just grunts and shouts whenever he dominates any orc ass. Maybe cel says it once in a cutscene, but not during general gameplay.

>> No.18242237

>>18242226
It's been Runescape 2007 for the past few month anon, it's pretty comfy.

>> No.18242239

>>18242077

I want to get a Yuki-onna, Glacies or Ice queen addicted to spicy food

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>>18242216
I'm pretty sure merse's story is a RPG villian origin.

going from a run of the mill captain who got her eye stabbed by her mother to baby crazy snake cult leader that looks down of "Weak" human women

>> No.18242242

>>18242214
I know how you feel. Work has eaten up quite a lot of my time but I also have classes to top it all off. When playing video games sometimes I imagine how the game would go with some monster girls or how it would go if me and waffles were in it.
Helps that I kinda have my own setting and story to go along with waifu thoughts too.

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>> No.18242263

>>18242241
>going from a run of the mill captain who got her eye stabbed by her mother to baby crazy snake cult leader that looks down of "Weak" human women
This is bad why?

>> No.18242268
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>>18242241
She's right you know.

>> No.18242272

>>18242191
https://imgur.com/a/n3Kdx

Kula diamond is the girl, maxima is the one on the right
imgur'd due to kula being human looking despite being a clone/creation/altered mutant something

>> No.18242275

>>18242242
>Helps that I kinda have my own setting and story to go along with waifu thoughts too.
Yeah, I have that too. It's pretty comfy, though my girls and I would connect a lot more over movies and TV shows as they wouldn't be all that into video games.

>> No.18242282

>>18242268
>doubt.png

>> No.18242291

>>18242236
That’s a damn shame. But it’s not so bad, since lately I’ve fallen in love with Cel’s elvish lines like “OCHEDIN VALANNOR”, “NAN ¡CHÎR GELAIR”, and “EDWENNO O GWATH”

>> No.18242293

>>18242268
what if your best friend was her co-wife?

>> No.18242296

>>18242272
And the"too cool" edgy fuck on the left?

>> No.18242300

>>18242275
I meant like self inserting with them.
But hey, things will get better soon enough. I'm pretty useless and can't give much advice but trying to "reset" my mind in a way helps out.

How long have you been with your wife and daughter anyway?

>> No.18242304

>>18242296
K'

>> No.18242314

>>18242296
K' (pronounced as K-dash)
He's never been that edgy, antisocial sure but not edgy.

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What level do I need to be to obtain a brown Unicorn Pegasus?

>> No.18242323

Remember to be careful in the deeper parts of MGC, Anons.

Those Orc gangbangers have got some new muscle in charge.

>> No.18242335

>>18242314
>Stupid hipster name
>Fighting style is called "pure violence"
>Fire powers need a limiter glove
>Hates the KOF tournaments but still shows up after NESTS got put down
Your telling me that's not edgy?

>> No.18242343

>>18242255
First. fuck off
two. shouldn't this be a paladin? a angel? or whoever the fuck inquisitor looking angels are from the games?

>> No.18242347

>>18242044
Alps in different military uniforms are cute. I would post some but i have none.

>> No.18242348

Pharaoh ASMR using her God Voice.

>> No.18242357

>>18242126
Holy shit that yeti is RIPE as fuck wouldn't mind if it was my adopted grandmother.

>> No.18242358

>>18242300
>spoiler
Oh that, I do that sometimes too, yes.

I've been with them for almost two and a half years now, it's crazy how time flies.

>> No.18242371

>>18242293
>Marrying not only a smoking hot monstergirl but also your best friend.
>The two of them love sending you teasing pictures of themselves in provocative positions, often with captions like "Hurry home!"
>They're also both enormous cuddlebugs.

>> No.18242381

>>18242343
Stop getting mad at on topic joke images "please"

>> No.18242383

>>18242348
>Pharaoh abusing her God Voice to ASMR the words "I love you" into your ear over and over again until you're a twitching wreck.
>And that's before she starts whispering the absolute filthiest things into your ear, her God Voice causing you to feel every single one through phantom sensations as the Pharaoh lays you on top of her, her long powerful legs keeping you from escaping her embrace.

>> No.18242385

>>18242348
your waifu ASMR telling you how much she loves you

>> No.18242390

>>18242383
>>18242385
I didn't think i could feel this much emotional pain anymore...

>> No.18242391

>>18242371
I want this with a Wisp and Lich

>> No.18242393

>>18242383
Hmm yes that sounds just wonderful, especially with me being held by her legs. She'd find me so adorable.

>> No.18242397

>>18242381
Its not even a good one why not use ilias?

>> No.18242398

>>18242371
Co-wives that are close or sister-wives are fantastic.

>> No.18242401

>>18242381
Go back to /monster/.

>> No.18242402

>>18242397
I don't know, I didn't post it
>>18242401
Never been there boyo, just here

>> No.18242404

>>18242393
She's probably the type who would love to kiss you all over until you're a blushing mess.

>>18242398
>sister-wives
Maybe want to word that better anon.

>> No.18242408

>>18242404
What?
They are a pair of sisters that are wives with anon.

>> No.18242410

>>18242358
That's a pretty healthy amount of love. When I started I wasn't so keen on the idea of daughterus but now it's hard to imagine the future with my waifu without one. Monster girls do wonderful things to our hearts despite being so lewd.

>> No.18242412

>>18242404
I am very weak to kisses. Would she leave kiss marks on me too?

>> No.18242413

>>18242404
>sister-wives
Hows that hard to get?

>> No.18242418

>>18242401
You know, shitposters can be from here. You're really obsessed with /monster/ for some reason.

>> No.18242426

>>18242323
But what if I want that High Orc booty?

>> No.18242427

>>18242381
It's only a joke if someone laughs.

>> No.18242429

>>18242383
God, that'd be wonderful. Also
>Flayer ear cleaning ASMR
>Mucous toad fellatio ASMR

>> No.18242434

>>18242427
No, anon, bad jokes exist, and that is the definition of them.
By the way, a bit of random helpful advice: you can enter anything into those V1 UNSUPPORTED captchas and it will accept it.

>> No.18242438

>>18242385
It'd be lovely to get ASMR'd by a harem species like mice or khepris. Having them take turns whispering how much and why they love you as the others lick, nibble, and rub themselves all over your body would be amazing.

>> No.18242441

Don't smile laugh or show your teeth at a wolf they'll take it as being aggressive and rape you.

>> No.18242444

>>18242410
>Monster girls do wonderful things to our hearts despite being so lewd.
Too true anon. Too true.

>> No.18242445

>>18242441
Isnt making eye contact the aggressive thing?

>> No.18242453

>>18242426
Then you better be ready.
Modern times have turned these girls into some mean, tattooed monsters.
Some of them are rumored to be minomilk juicers too.

Don't cross them or they'll cross your eyes

>> No.18242460

>>18242453
Hows she going to catch me with those huge jugs in their way?
Probably can't even climb a ladder.

>> No.18242461

>>18242453
I'm going to fuck a High Orc in front of her friends and nothing will stop me.

>> No.18242465

>>18242453
Getting raped senseless by a few sadist and yand-like thugs doesn't sound half-bad.

>> No.18242468

>>18242461
Please, do not make the high orc squeal like a pig. It's embarrassing for her.

>> No.18242472

>>18242460
She can climb!
She just chooses not to.
And those breasts are entirely natural and not a side-effect of all the minomilk she's doing.

>>18242461
Better get good then.
She won't go down easy

>>18242465
It will when you get left half conscious and covered in girl juice in the alley.
That's when Uni comes out and talks to the camera about how ten men are raped every day in MGC and how only you can prevent such things.

>> No.18242479

>>18242239
>I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones, it's the show with hot monsters and even hotter wings
>Today I'm joined by the Ice Queen, so how are you with hot food?

>> No.18242480

>>18242385

That would be wonderful especially in combination with her species. Plenty of potential there.

>> No.18242481

>>18242468
Not as embarrassing as making a Minotaur moo while groping her tits while a Rata takes pictures.

>> No.18242482

>>18242472
I'd probably look for any excuse I can find to keep coming back to alleys like that.

>> No.18242485

>>18242481
>lauching P'Orcs as they hold the paper and see how the 'Iron Cow' finally got herself a man.

>> No.18242493

>>18242482
Anon please, that's just asking for the strongfat one to pin you against the alley by surprise and call out 'Chief, the boy-toy's looking for more!'

>> No.18242494

>>18242472
>She won't go down easy
That's why you take down her underlings and use them against her.

>> No.18242500

>>18242494
Oh?
So having them hold her down while she struggles, looking back at you with heart pupils?

>> No.18242501

>>18242485
Those Orcs are cruising for a bruising if she ever sees them laughing at her.

>> No.18242506
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I am going to dominate those strong and powerful Gyaruuk Hai Orcs and there's nothing either you or them can do about it!

>> No.18242507

>>18242493
As much as I like to consider myself a switch most of the time, there is some charm in girls who will just take you in a dark alley in the middle of the night, showing off how hard and rough they all fuck you to anyone unfortunate enough to pass by.

>> No.18242509

>>18242501
They would be but apparently old 'Grey Bush' is on vacation with some boy she probably coerced into marrying her.
Or at least, that's what they think

>> No.18242513

>>18242506
No thanks I dont want to get ugly to be of the liking of these gyarus

>> No.18242515

>>18242507
Oh, I know that feeling but I'm torn between turning those buff, cruel girls into big softies or literal softies

>> No.18242517

>>18242500
I'd prefer contempt to start, followed by heart pupil ahegao.

>> No.18242521

>>18242517
Oh, thats how it ends for her.
It's already ended that way for her underling

>> No.18242523

>>18242506
Sorry but I'm only into legendary ones

>> No.18242524

>>18242509
>vacation
RIP that man's pelvis, it'll be extremely worth it though. Especially after she's knocked up with twins.

>> No.18242532

>>18242515
I'm not torn at all! Cruel girls activate my almonds like nothing else. Sometimes I only want girls who are only nice to me when i'm passed the fuck out or after I've been fucked into a incoherent mess.

>> No.18242535

>>18242521
Yeah, but the difference is that her underlings will be whispering lewd things and encouragements into her ears while using her fingers to get off.

>> No.18242541

>>18242515
>or literal softies
Go away.

>> No.18242542

>>18242524
Oh, twins would be the minimum.
Years of denial have left her hyper fertile to compensate.
"The Cake Bakery" Syndrome is what they call it.
Wouldn't be unsurprising to see her coming back with 4!

>> No.18242548

>>18242532
>>18242532
You're weird but I can dig it.

>>18242535
Yep, the lewdest.
Best use of her enforcers.

>> No.18242558

>>18242542
>four
That's just to start, she's going to have at least a dozen kids.

>> No.18242569

>>18242558
Oh, she's going to be quite the mother for sure when she's got all those little cows running around.
You may be surprised to learn that she used to be blonde before her hair went gray.

You'll be less surprise that part of the reason of why she's now stuck on desk duty is because her already large chest is now too big for the protective gear.

>> No.18242582

>>18242569
Well hopefully after all those kids her chest starts to become more manageable so she can do the job she loves.

>> No.18242600

>>18242582
Well, that all depends on how much you mess with it.
Do it too much and she'll be put on desk duty so her calcium cannons don't get in the way .
Bad news, she can't go and rough up the gangs.
Good news, she can show up early to her daughterus holiday plays at school and see their games.

>> No.18242617

>>18242506
Those are fucking hideous mate.

>> No.18242621

>>18242600
She might not be able to do patrol duty anymore, but having a wonderful husband and seeing her little girls be absolutely adorable would be more than worth it. Maybe she can even do some policewoman roleplay if she really wants to.

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Goddamnit, Barb is too fucking good!

>> No.18242645

Would High Orcs have specific pet names that they'd call their husbands?

>> No.18242648

>>18242621
Oh yeah, she'd brighten up from her gruff self quite a bit, even if she can bring the hammer down when needed.
But yes, she'd love to show up for all he daughterus things with her husband, wearing team shirts to their sporting events with their logo stretched over titties that make even the holst mom's stare a bit.
But yes, she still has her uniform and cuffs, she won't be above 'punishing' you for your 'disorderly conduct'

>> No.18242651

>>18242506
>Gyaruuk Hai
Thank god my dick is blanco forma verdadeira or else I wouldn't be able to fuck those monsters silly.

>> No.18242664

>>18242651
Take your fucking Gohan memes back to /a/

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>>18242617
Wow, Anon. That's like, a super-rude thing to say to someone.

>> No.18242683

>>18242648
I bet she'd be absolutely excited to show her family that she finally got a husband.
Knowing her rough streak, I wonder what exactly her punishment would entail.

>> No.18242685

>>18242645
>manswine
>pinkskin
>man filth
>boss

>> No.18242691

>>18242685
>A high orc will never give you a look of disgust while barely hiding her lust as you fuck her tits
Why even live, anons.

>> No.18242693

>>18242670
ugga bugga where the wite men at

>> No.18242699

>>18242683
She'd love to, her younger sisters already had kids so her parent's would be happy for her to finally be married, even if they've got 12 more grand children.

You know that big bust?
She's going to do slow, gentle paizuri that stops just before you paint her tits white

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imgur.com/a/JryW3

>> No.18242728

>>18242718
I, for one, welcome our meaty High Orc Overlords

>> No.18242731

>>18242699
That's just torturous.

>> No.18242737

>>18242718
Wanna grab her chest
Gonna grab her chest.

>> No.18242742

>>18242493
Memefat thugdere mgs that tease you when you come back for more are hot i want them to ruin me for marriage.

>> No.18242746

>>18242731
That doesn't even count how she'll sometimes let them 'settle' so she can give you a lick or two just to tease you further.
A grin on her face and gray bangs hanging over her brown eyes while her cop hat sits atop her head.

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>>18242479
>By the time she gets to Da Bomb, the Ice Queen is lusting over the host as her whole body is warming up
>she hasn't felt this warm in years

>> No.18242753

>>18242742
That they are, pressing their body up against you and letting the softness of their body prepare you before they use their muscles on you.

>> No.18242764

>>18242691
>be officer anon
>almost every day you get a call about a high orc and her two orc lackies causing trouble, and you always have to go out and arrest them
>they even manage to make trouble for you off duty
>after you bring them in for the 50th time, the succubus judge orders them put under house arrest, specifically your house
>they have to do every good wives do as part of a reformation program, and she does mean 'everything'
>cut to three orc having 'reluctant' sex with you, their hearts already having submitted to you after your frequent run ins

>> No.18242768

>>18242746
Seeing her face and upper torso get absolutely soaked would be an amazing sight to see.

>> No.18242775

>>18242768
Just don't be surprised if she gives an 'ufufufu' and decides that you need to repay your debt to society by making a deposit to her womb.

>> No.18242777

>>18242764
That sounds like a hectic life. Imagine a coming home to a High Orc ripping her shirt off and demanding you fuck her tits so she can "get it over with".

>> No.18242781

>>18242775
I'll repay my debt tenfold. That night wouldn't end until one of us passes out.

>> No.18242783

I want to milk a minotaur like she was a holstaur.

>> No.18242784

>>18242781
Oh?
And what if its her collapsing atop you and hugging you tight as a daiki, just barely avoiding smothering via brests?

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Y’know, Minotaur are born hunters. You ever see a Mino catch a salmon out of a stream? It really is quite exciting. You ever see a Mino stalk a python? 'Course you haven't. That's because Mino's are so adept at blending in with their surroundings.

>> No.18242794

>>18242784
I will sleep peacefully.

>> No.18242796

>>18242794
That's good.
Just be careful, she's a screamer and hte walls are kinda thin

>> No.18242797

>>18242777
That's not a good wife at all. Better inform her that you'll be having her for dinner in the bath. Also, she needs to run a bath and make dinner.

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18242799

You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

>> No.18242800

>>18242796
If I have to, I'll sound proof the room so she can scream as much as she wants.

>> No.18242802

>>18242800
You probably want to.
The youngest 'calves' already know that mommy is real loud when she plays with daddy

>> No.18242803

>>18242797
Why not have the High Orc get you off and have her two underlings prepare the food and bath?

>> No.18242808

>>18242799
They are very cute.

>> No.18242809

>>18242802
Hopefully they don't talk about it at school, would be awkward to have a teacher bring that up during a meeting.

>> No.18242815

>>18242809
They're probably used to it, although the teacher may mention that one of the daughters is asking what mommy and daddy are playing that causes so much noise.
The teacher said that some movies can do that.

>> No.18242827

>>18242790
Can you convince a minotaur to wear cow-print?

>> No.18242837

>>18242790
You, uh, excited for Classic?

>> No.18242838

>>18242803
They'd need to take shifts. The high orc would hardly be different from a common thug if all she was responsible for all the time was getting me off at her convenience.

>> No.18242840

>>18242764
>Tall, muscled high orc, pudgy P'Orc, and oppai loli P'Orc
>All my 'reluctant' wives

Well worth it.

>> No.18242850

>>18242803
I'd rather fuck a p'orc in the bath, fuck the other during dinner, and fuck the high orc in bed. And on days off, they're all getting fucked silly.

>> No.18242857

>>18242815
I can't decide if the teacher is helping or making things worse. I wouldn't want one of my daughters to grow up thinking that people moan at most movies.

>> No.18242863

>>18241469
Please marry me Nightgaunt-chan
I will hide you from the world

>> No.18242864

>>18242857
Don't worry, she said that they're special movies.
The worst you have to worry about are your youngest three rooting around your bedroom at night trying to find them

>> No.18242892

>>18242864
That's going to result in a long talk with her mother.

>> No.18242897

I'm genuinely at a loss as to what MG to pursue next for a story and it makes me sadderino /blog

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>>18242827
Yes.

>> No.18242911

>>18242897
The best one.

>> No.18242913

>>18242897
Red Cap

>> No.18242917

>>18242892
Is it going to end with one of them asking if she's going to grow up and be as 'big' as mommy?

>> No.18242925

>>18242917
Absolutely. Hopefully the boy they like can handle them.

>> No.18242929

>>18242925
Well, one can hope.
Just watch out incase one starts going pai-loli earlier than the others.

>> No.18242937

>>18242929
If it happens it happens.

>> No.18242942

>>18242937
But then she's going to lord it over her similarly aged sisters till they blossom too!

You gotta stop that!
Or mom does.

>> No.18242950

>>18242942
It'll depend on who sees it happen or is told about it happening first.

>> No.18242951

Would minotaurs participate in bullfighting or find it demeaning?

>> No.18242955

>>18242951
Unmarried ones get a husband if they hit their charge.

>> No.18242964

>>18242950
Well that's good.
Raise them well, don't want your girls growing up delinquents.

>> No.18242966

>>18242913
Scary girls are Penywise's territory though

>> No.18242972

>>18240868
>>18240584
Looks like 23's doing something interesting

>> No.18242973

>>18242966
They aren't scary, just rapey.
Nothing scary about a little rape fairy pressing her face against the window with a massive cleaver and saying 'Let Me in, let me in, let me in letmeinletmeinletmein'

>> No.18242975

>>18242955
What if the matador wins?

>> No.18242991

>>18242973
Just chiming in to say I love Redcaps, and I want to battle one.

>> No.18242992

>>18242975
they demand he takes responsibilty

>> No.18242993
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Regenerative zombies!

>> No.18242994

>>18242991
This is starting to sound less like a sport and more like foreplay.

>> No.18242995

>>18242910
Is this MGU?

>> No.18242999

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to get some Super Slime Soda, now in every color and flavor of the rainbow!
Sour Apple Bubble Slime, Blue Raspberry Slime, Cherry Red Slime, and now, for a limited time, Dark Slime Grape!

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>"Knock knock, mastah~"
>"Uhm... w-who's there, meido?"
>"Hehe! Silly mastah~"
Well, she's trying!

>> No.18243001

>>18242995
thats mgq

>> No.18243003

>>18242964
But Minotaurs are meant to be delinquents as children!

>> No.18243008

>>18243003
Not these kids!
They're going to have a strong respect for the law!

>> No.18243010

>>18243003
no decent dungeon/maze wants mgs with a history

>> No.18243018

>>18242993
Good for taking your stress out on (ask permission first!)!

>> No.18243025

>>18242973
We'll see Anon.

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18243028

Brown Deer a best

>> No.18243029

>>18242993
>>18243018
>Beat up and bruised Zombie with cuts and holes all over smiling up at you as she already is starting to regenerate
>"Hehe! You were really stressed!"

>> No.18243030

>>18243000
No no meido. That's not how you tell a joke. Silly medio.

>> No.18243034

>>18243029
>She unzips your pants to take care of the rest of your stress

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18243045

>>18243028
My melanin-heavy brethren.

>> No.18243059

>>18243034
>Shove it in her uppermost hole
>"Aww! Eye-eye mister! Looks like you like brains too, hehe!"

>> No.18243063

I want a super corrupted Kikimora with claws, fangs and an aggressive sexual appetite.

>> No.18243072

>>18243063
A true, feral kiki?
Could be good.
Not quite like a dire one but quite good

>> No.18243079

>>18243008
All kids go through a rebellious phase at one point in their lives, I bet my wife was quite the troublemaker as a child.

>> No.18243100

>>18243079
Please, she channeled her energy through wrestling, even if she was a little rough doing it.

>> No.18243106

>>18243100
I bet her family would tell a different tale about her tipping over Holstaurs and hanging her Rata classmate from the flagpole

>> No.18243112

>>18243106
Please, just go and ask, they'll say nothing!
...Maybe.
Anyway, night for real

>> No.18243118

>>18243112
Good night, anon. Have happy dreams of brown cows.

>> No.18243123

Given how nutsy and monsterization crazy the snake god people are, what are some other species families that would have/deserve cults? And, since the entire monsterization process was developed by humans instead of the monsters, what unusual rites of passage or crazy rituals would be developed?

>> No.18243136

>>18243045
White Horns daughters are too heavy to carry

>> No.18243143

>>18243136
You'd think so, but he's a devoted papa that has been lifting every day for the past 10 years just for this.

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I wanna start some fires

>> No.18243146

>>18243123
>what unusual rites of passage or crazy rituals would be developed?
>Find husband
>Have many many babies

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>>18243136
>he doesn't get SWOLE so that he can carry his daughteru

>> No.18243155

>>18243123
An obvious one would be a chaos cult

>> No.18243161

>>18243146
I’m looking for more unusual stuff like
>Infuse literal snakes with spirit and demonic energy through fucking near them
>Place snakes on woman
>Woman becomes lamia

>>18243155
I bet each species would have its own cult due to how different each of the species are. The wendigo one doubles as a comfy ski lodge and hunting lodge for husbands to hang out

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>>18243136
>Underestimating the power of [PAPA]

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>>18242966
>scary girls
>pennywise
Oh boy.

>> No.18243172

>>18243123
Inari have one.
Their shrine rituals are where most Kitsune-tsuki come from.

>> No.18243175

>>18243123
Salamanders would probably have some dumb rituals like the warhammer40k salamanders.

>> No.18243176

>>18243169
That just looks like Wendy's.

>> No.18243178

>>18243144
There's already one in my pants.

>> No.18243181

>>18243165
is that Whitehorn's today's meal or something?

>> No.18243182

>>18243123
We all know about the dragon cult, but the worshippers were corrupted and everyone got a dragon waifu.

>> No.18243183

>>18243152
I'm gonna melt her snowflake and make her my smug, icy daki

>> No.18243188

>>18243155
>"That prurient, anomolous shadow, that sleepless, foul, pliable and bloated monument to antediluvian horrors, drifting formless beyond the abyss and torturing my shattered mind like a lover expunged yet persistent..."
>"Mastah you talk so silly~"
>"Foul creature!"
>"tsk tsk, no no mastah, no yelling at meido~"

>> No.18243189

>>18243178
Funny but don't prankcall the station with that, its the third time this week.

>> No.18243191

>>18243181
No, it’s the story of the Little Lost Wendigo! Coming soon to a Crow Tengu reseller near you.

>> No.18243192

>>18243123
Yetis get cults for being protectors of the mountain. Their worship looks a lot like an orgy but it's all cuddling, whisky, and drunken cuddling.

>> No.18243203

>>18243030
I can see a Kikimora having to teach odd Shogs about human etiquette and dialogue.

>> No.18243206

>>18243181
Little Wendy got lost in the forest looking for meat. Her sisters just about caught up with her, but a kindly Whitehorn found her and helped take her home, where the sisters revealed themselves and PAPA came out.
The girls are excitable but he's a nice guy and just brushes them off before thanking her.
I seem to have misplaced the nice full picture that went along with it.

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IT'S REAL YANDERE HOURS

>> No.18243215

>>18243212
That stain is telling me that someone’s last thought was to give her breast a squeeze.

>> No.18243220

>>18243155
Hwee will control this entire world, a waifu at a time!

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>>18243203
>"Alright Shoggy!! Let's learn some jokes for Master!!"
>"Sure Kiki~ Sounds like fun~"
Best maid friends!

>> No.18243226

>>18243215
And she let them. What a whore.

>> No.18243227

>>18243063
>Send a form out for a kikimora expecting a cute and kind maid with fluffy ears.
>Instead you get one with sharp claws, fangs that always poke out of her mouth, and hawk-like eyes that follow you with hunger.
>Always finds a way to make you have sex with her, from sweet talking you into it to hiding your clothes when you come out of the shower.

>> No.18243254

>>18243221
Best maid wives too. I want to marry a Kiki and Shog who are willing to visit me at my shop everyday.
And I want the Kiki to be a short, genki and busty tomboy, who wears a maid outfit with spats. And the Shog to be tall and poised in a high power business suit, with glasses and ponytail, and a chaos clipboard.

>> No.18243255

>>18242718
Fluffy B'Orcs!

>> No.18243257

>>18243227
>hiding your clothes when you come out of the shower.
Bad Kiki! Stealing is no!

>> No.18243260

>>18243221
>”Here’s a good one! Why did the kiki, or shog, fight with the soldier?”
>”Because he was a neusiance to master or stood to oppose him and his servants?”
>”No, because she wanted to show what she was MAID of!

>> No.18243273

>>18243123
The Daughters of the Sea, which is usually found on islands or in coastal regions. They believe the ocean is the provider of all mankind and want to return to it. They use special blades made of wereshark teeth in rituals.

Neromancy Cults. Obsessed with eternal life and unlocking occult secrets, these cults often operate in cities, where more educated men and women can easily operate and raid graveyards. Many of these cults are headed by Liches who teach their cultists and monsterize the women.

Demon Cults. Ruled by Demons deep within human settlements, these cults slowly corrupt human women by teaching them how a Demon thinks and acts. These sleeper agents often act as spies and lure in a man. When they bring the man before the cult and assault him, they finish their transformation and become Demons.

>> No.18243278

>>18243257
Why? She's seen you naked plenty of times before.

>> No.18243283

>>18243260
>"Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ Ah~"
>"Hey!! That was almost a laugh! Good job Shoggy, you're getting better at it every day!!"
>>18243254
>"Heh, no worries Master! I scrapped with those loiterers, they won't be drivin business off no more! Only lost one tooth too, I knocked em good!"
>"Your sign has been fixed as well, dear Mastah~ It was a simple repair and no issue. As a bonus, it will function as a security camera from now on as well, fufufu~"

>> No.18243290

>>18243278
That bit is fine, but she shouldn't just take things like that!

>> No.18243301

>>18243260
It won't last, kikis and shogs are natural enemies.
Like humans and dragons,
Or lizardmen and dragons,
Or zipananese and dragons,
Or dragons and other dragons,
Damned dragons they ruined dragonia!

>> No.18243307

>>18243301
Yes, those Dragons are contemptuous reptiles.

>> No.18243308

>>18243301
Scottish Amazons!

>> No.18243312

>>18243227
Aren't mythological kikis some kind of bird branch treant hybrid?

>> No.18243316

>>18243283
Excellent! My maids are clearly the finest available. They are obviously pretty handy.
I'd show them to the back room to check the Kikis tooth, but then we'd bang in the supply closet.

>> No.18243320

>>18243312
Like a Russian house gremlin or something

>> No.18243322

>>18243312
Like most Russian things, they're kinda just a bunch of shit put together that to anyone else in the world would be horrifying but to Russians are kinda just like "Eh, its there, whatever"

>> No.18243326

>>18243316
>Kiki happily yapping moans while she bounces quickly on your dick as Shog oozes all over your back and licks up and down your neck and ear with many tongues and tentacles
Hot stuff!

>> No.18243328

>>18243308
Welsh weresheep!

>> No.18243336

>>18243328
Irish Dullahan!

>> No.18243350

>>18243308
>the kilt provides easy, flip up access to both parties’ genitalia
It all makes sense now

>> No.18243354

>>18243326
>Shog presses her breasts against her masters back, reaching around to grasp both him and the energetic Kiki happily bouncing on his dick
>Her arms form around the Kiki, binding her in a tight shibari-like harness.
>Fufu, and now I get to teach you... how to properly satisfy Mastah~

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>>18239041
imgur.com/a/x7Q5g

>> No.18243357

>>18243350
>Manlet anon is claimed by a Scottish Amazon
>"Ee's a wee lad inne?"
>"Aye, bu watch"
>Anon walks right up eye level with her pussy and eats her out standing up
>Other Amazons amazed, jealous

>> No.18243360

>>18243354
Shoggy, no! She will quickly learn how often that actually means "Shoggy, yes!"

>> No.18243361

>>18243357
Brings a whole new meaning to hiding under a lady’s skirt.

>> No.18243362

>>18243355
Whumph. Those are some big meatbags.

>> No.18243365

>>18243308
Have you seen Scottish Holsteins? I want a monster girl one of those.

>> No.18243367

>>18243355
Fucking nice.

>> No.18243368

>>18243355
>imgur.com/a/x7Q5g
L E W D N I G H T

>> No.18243370

>>18243355
>Waaagh~

>> No.18243371

>>18243355
Ganon's latest iteration may be the most dangerous yet

>> No.18243374

>>18243365
>"Whoaaaaaa... Hehe, I can't see, Anon"
>"You ever think of trimming those bangs?"
>"Hehe, nah. Just tell me if I'm walkin straight"

>> No.18243379

>>18243374
She’s going to use this as an excuse to cling on my arm isn’t she?

>> No.18243381

>>18243355
PIKO!

>> No.18243385

>>18243374
She's going to ask me a few quid isn't she?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp4mENrAnq4

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>> No.18243390

>>18243386
Nice try but not funny.

>> No.18243394

>>18243379
>"Aye yer a quick one Anon. Bu' tell me this: Are ye gonn' say no if I ask~?"
>Cue cute floofy holst squeezing your arm tight with a big happy smile hidden under her messy hair
>>18243385
Jesus there's a classic

>> No.18243428

>>18243394
That sounds nice
Even if Scottish Twitter has given me a bad idea of what Scots are like

>> No.18243435

>>18243428
Can't be worse than british slang.

>> No.18243447

>>18243428
It's the same with many British accents, some can sound good but a lot of them can painfully accurate to stereotypes

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>> No.18243452

>>18243450
How much for the Dark Elf, sir?

>> No.18243457

>>18243428
Scots aren’t as bad as they seem. Just be on the watch for Scottish tanukis. They have the power of the Clan behind them and are cheap as all get out. They are quite bewitching in their plaid and family crest, however, and are full of sagely advice.

>> No.18243466

>>18243435
>>18243447
I'm british and I like my voice

>> No.18243468

>>18243466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8
which one?

>> No.18243472

>>18243452
Nine dollars and your signature on a marriage certificate.

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>>18243123
In Zipangu there are girls who seek to become kunoichi. They must travel to the hidden ninja villages, and undergo various exams and training before they can gain the rank of genin and be monsterized.

It is said that to monsterize them rather than sex the kunoichi use a special jutsu that takes several kunoichi to perform.

>> No.18243479

>>18243468
"Educated london" Is what I've been describes as

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>> No.18243490

>>18243468
I’d like to see that for other countries, like US, Canada, Japan, etc.

>> No.18243493

>>18243479
Write you bong.

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>>18243355
"Nan Ichir Gelair!"

>> No.18243513

>>18239700
Two is already an incredibly high number, and a symbol of status. It signifies that not only does she have a super virile husband, but they fuck so regularly, and she gets a womb full of cum so often that he heart doesn't ache at the idea of storing his seed within condoms

Ordinary girls are so desperate for cock that the thought would never cross their mind to NOT take that load of cum with one of their holes

>> No.18243529

>>18240130
Just like that. With longer hair and a smaller schnoz tho. But that aside, just. like. that.

>> No.18243537
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What kind of a date should I take my Automation on?
>Dinner, drinks and Kareoke https://youtube.com/watch?v=35hCo_grAqw
>A day on the town, enjoying a show
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM
>Everyday life together
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kl_kyhwCDtY

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Does anyone know where this is from?

>> No.18243543

>>18240626
Just because I fap to giant spider monsters putting eggs in women doesn't mean I want to become a giant spider monster putting eggs in women.

>> No.18243551

I want to get a fox pregnant, and then I want to get another fox pregnant.
And then I want to get the first fox pregnant again.

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>>18243551
Be careful, now.

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Ropers are ___.

>> No.18243565

>>18240827
Depends, does the process of making an astartes include anything nonhuman? I somehow doubt it.

If it did though, then yeah. Like samus, she's an MG, technically.
>You'll never feel her soft blonde feathery pubes against your face as you eat her out
Feels bad man

>> No.18243574

>>18243559
Superior to regular women.

>> No.18243584

>>18241169
Hair. Super long and thick hair

>> No.18243592

>>18241355
You know, considering those are her natural wings, I think it'd looks a bit more integrated.

>> No.18243606

How does you feel about female majins?

>> No.18243610

>>18243606
They're like slimes, but magical and more solid.

>> No.18243611

>>18243606
Do they wear vests and harem pants?

>> No.18243612

>>18243606
I honestly wasn't expecting android 21 to become that

>> No.18243618

>>18241775
Great, now you got me thinking of death knights
>That paladin-chan you had a crush on but never really spoke to ventures off to fight an alien horde
>Wish her well, but some part of you knows she's never coming back
>Imagine your shock when she does, kicking your door in and raping the shit out of you, all the while talking like a slutty orc warlord
>And she's COLD until you warm her up with good old friction
>The truth eventually comes out, and you head off on an adventure to find your new wife's dead body and put her soul back into it so you can love her in her tru form

>> No.18243622

>>18243612
She's still an android, its just that she "copies" other people as opposed cell who absorbs

If anything she's a mix of cell and android 13

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18243624

>>18243618
>and you head off on an adventure to find your new wife's dead body and put her soul back into it so you can love her in her tru form
That's not gonna happen.

>> No.18243625

>>18243559
just regular girls controlled by some fuck slime

>> No.18243629

>>18243606
Anyone have evidence of a cute one?

On one hand, I'm not big on the simple ones. At the same time, maybe some simple innocence is just what I need.

>> No.18243634

>>18243625
Its more of a fusion once the roper matures inside her. The original human is the mind and she regards the roper as part of her body that she can move as easily as her arms and legs.

>> No.18243638
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>>18243606
Could do worse.

>> No.18243643

>>18243622
Poyo

>> No.18243650

>yfw High Orcs get bigger and sexier the more they raid
>yfw you live in a town with high security, well trained men
>yfw by the time she breaks through she's already 10ft tall with tits that could paizuri a child's torso and thighs that could crush a battering ram
>yfw the only reason she's raiding so hard is to get you back after you ran away
>She's come far from the lowly quasi-high orc you stumbled into in the woods who declared you hers, to the marauding, unstoppable High Orc Warchief she became
>In the midst of getting violently snusnu'd, you can't help but wonder if it's a good or a bad thing you chose to run away back then

>> No.18243653

>>18243493
I am writing
I'm writing right now.

>> No.18243656

>>18243650
That sounds like I made the perfect choices to end up in that situation.

>> No.18243657

>>18243650
>just as the Warchief is about to get her hands on me I teleport away, leaving behind a letter
>THE DICK YOU DESIRE IS ONCE AGAIN BEYOND YOUR REACH!

>> No.18243658

>>18243123
Cult of the damned, obviously.

>> No.18243663

>>18243650
Gat damn, sign me up.
Imagine her musky smell by that point.

>> No.18243664

>>18243624
It's the adventure that matters. Maybe you can find another top tier High Orc specimen to replace her with. Even if she can't have her old body, rather than this lame humie one she might want one from her old race

>> No.18243669

>>18243650
>You can't even be seen beneath her, practically looks like she's fucking the whole bed as her loud grunts sound like a beast rutting
U N F
>>18243663
Like bathing in the smell of FUKK and GURL

>> No.18243673

>>18243625
No, that’s a slime carrier

>> No.18243678

>>18243650
Gonna be her precious man-thing that she doesn't even let other Orcs see, hiding me like a daki/teddybear when she's not busy fucking me to shreds

>> No.18243679

>>18243663
>She wears a suit of leather and fur to trap the scent, for two reasons.
>The first is that if she were to release her scent, every male in the vicinity would immediately turn into rutting beasts, making for easy pickings for her girls and spoiling a chance at a good fight
>The second is that only her future husband gets to smell her pheromones.
All I can say is prepare your dick when she finally throws your ass onto the bed in her personal tent and peels off her clothes to reveal her muscled and sweat-gleaming body.

Obliterating city gates singlehandedly with your giant axe is hard work after all

Also I know it's entirely antithetical but I have a real hard on for cleaning the sweat of warrior women after battles. Do you think sitting with her in a steaming hot bath tub would make her scent more or less potent, as the steaming mists cloud about the two of you?

>> No.18243683

>>18243678
>man-thing
I own a comic with the title "Giant Sized Man-Thing". I wonder if this could be used to convince Monster Girls to become fans of comic books.

>> No.18243697

>>18243679
That's the stuff right there.
I think it would make it less in your face but more potent and refined and sharply effective.
>A few days after she first claimed you, you've basically been fucking the whole time
>She's a delicious mountain of meaty, musky sweat
>You offer to give her a hot bath and she cocks her head confused
>Lead her to the nearest bath in the captured town and slowly lead her through sitting down and being washed
>You never thought you'd see such an intimidating thing as her blush, but there she is, cooing and looking at you with an almost soft eye
>Almost
>She pulls you into the tub with her and plops you firmly between her soaped up tits, using them to now wash you off
Sounds like you're in for a good time. Me personally, I'd only do that with her once in a blue moon. I like her at her raunchiest.

>> No.18243703

>>18243556
That's enough Foxes to start your own Fox Shrine!

>> No.18243727

>>18243697
Unf. Do you think their smell gets stronger the more aroused they are?
>She starts off calmly, leaning back against the tub and letting you work at her
>But she heats up quickly as your hands work over every inch of her, sinking into her softness and dancing across her solid muscles
>To the point you can almost imagine the water boiling around her, her tits shaking with her heavy breathing, thick muscled thighs twitching and shaking with an urge to trap you between them so she can ride you furiously
>It's only her powerful will as a war chief that keeps her in her place, letting you wander over her huge breasts, teasing at her hard nipples, fingertips gliding lightly over her skin, leaving in its wake a trail of gooseflesh as electricity seems to arc from your fingers, attacking her nerves and making her shudder against you, her thick and fluffy wild boar tail splashing fitfully through the water as she pants and her fluffy ears twitch
And then you finish the bath up with a massage and give her all the love she's been wanting, pounding down into her brawny ass from behind as she lays flat on her belly moaning as your fingers sink into her huge breasts

>> No.18243737

>>18243703
They're small, it looks like someone took one fox and did exactly that already.

>> No.18243753

Uh-oh anon! The Sabbath has hit your waifu with one of their nefarious Sabbathizing curses! Now, every time you have sex with her she will lose six months of age. She'll go back to normal once the curse wears off, but that could take months as there are no known cures.

What do?

>> No.18243755

>>18243727
Almost certainly. To the point where when she's in full rutting beast mode it almost knocks you out.
And as sexy as that situation is, I couldn't resist teasing the big buff scary warchief for how cute her fluffy tail and wiggling ears are before slapping her titanic ass without warning and telling her I want to feel what a real warchief's "rage" is like.

>> No.18243761

>>18243753
Consult my local dark mage or import in an age accelerator potion from Wonderland.

>> No.18243769

>>18243753
I stick her in our hyperbolic time-chamber with some vibrators. I knew installing that thing would pay off eventually.

>> No.18243777

>>18243753
I feel like my Kobold waifu might treat it as a neat science experiment, or at least make a time lapse video of her de-aging. I don't think our sexual habits would change much unless the curse takes a really long time to go away, and also I'm also just going to assume that the de-aging would stop once she gets to 0.

>> No.18243781

>>18243777
>the de-aging would stop once she gets to 0.
>Not before
Cant say I'm surprised, but calm down on the baby fucking QSDF

>> No.18243789

>>18243753
Take the Sabbath to court for such a curse being cast on an unwilling member. My wife is a member of the Onee-sabbath, this violates multiple union laws.

>> No.18243801

>>18243781
I mean, I'd say that we'd stop when she gets young enough as I don't really find babies all that sexy, but if she still had all the maturity and sexual desires of my adult waifu things might go differently anon.

>> No.18243803

>>18243801
No need to play innocent, we both know why you refuse to name a minimum age at which you wouldn't fuck your daughter.

>> No.18243809

>>18243801
>young enough
And how young is that, KDF?

>> No.18243813

>>18243809
Stop kinkshaming people.

>> No.18243814

>>18243809
See >>18243803 anon, I plead the fifth. I will say hat babies ate a little too far even for me though.

>> No.18243817

>>18243814
*that babies are, maybe it's time for me to go to sleep.

>> No.18243821

>>18243814
>The degenerate is into fucking redcap babies that vore people now

>> No.18243823

>>18243821
Anon please.

>> No.18243828
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18243828

>>18243737
She must be one lucky mom.

>> No.18243843

>>18243753
Team up with my Hellhound and Baphomet daughterus to go waterboard the local Sabbath leader until she gives up the cure.

>> No.18243851

Time for the important, pertinent questions.
Do High Orcs have natural, unshaven bush?

>> No.18243857

>>18243851
Nope. Those savage tribesmen from the wilderness keep it perfectly trimmed.
What the fuck do you think?

>> No.18243860

>>18243857
No bully.

>> No.18243866

>>18243860
If you want to start a conversation, just word it in a way that doesn't make you look clueless.

>> No.18243867

>>18243866
But I am completely clueless, every MGE girl I've seen nude in the official art is clean-shaven.

>> No.18243875

>>18243867
The profile image does not dictate what the whole species looks like

>> No.18243876

>>18243867
>Satyros
>Minotaur
>White Horn probably

>> No.18243891

>>18243703
>Enter Shrine to visit Anon.
>(Over-Protective Fox Noises)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wtDKCtOiU

>> No.18243896

>>18243891
Foxes make some weird noises.

>> No.18243900

Deep One

A species of monster that is capable of living both in water and on land. They possess frog-like hands and feet but also have gills and teeth that are suited for eating raw meat. Deep ones tend to live in bodies of water near human settlements in order to more easily acquire a husband and infiltrate society. Once married, they will abandon their aquatic dwelling to live on land with their man until they give birth to several daughters. Deep ones have very high fertility for monsters and their daughters are born appearing indistinguishable from humans if they were living on land at the time. After creating a large family of these "human" deep ones, the mother will leave the land home to them and return to the water with her husband, who has now taken on some aquatic traits that allow him to live underwater.

The daughters mingle with human society and try to acquire their own husbands. Having the appearance of humans and the seductive nature of monsters allows them to catch men completely off guard. Once a land-daughter has found a mate, she will start gaining her physical monstrous qualities. If the settlement hasn't reached the point of "falling" yet, the now fully fledged deep one will repeat the process of giving birth to several daughters and leaving them behind to further subvert society while she and her husband retreat to the water. After a settlement has been completely taken over, deep ones will stop hiding themselves and also stop producing "human" daughters. The deep ones who are born fully as monsters then travel to the shores and lakes of other human settlements to continue the cycle.

>> No.18243904

>>18243900
I've seen this before. Go back to Innsmouth.

>> No.18243907

>>18243900
I want to go balls deep in a Deep One.

>> No.18243909
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18243909

>>18243891
>>18243896
>they see your treat bag

>> No.18243913

>>18243909
I scatter it to the four winds. Let's see them figure that one out!

>> No.18243921

>>18243900
But what happens to the human girls after all the men get stolen away by Deep Ones?

>> No.18243923

>>18243913
Half of them are still gonna dogpile you to see if you have any more.

>> No.18243924

>>18243851
No, they shave it into totems of their tribe

>> No.18243930

>>18243921
They go shopping and eat ice cream while watching Will and Grace?

>> No.18243933

>>18243891
I think I just died. I like kitsune even more now, even if I'd have to wheedle for hours to get those kinds of noises out.

>> No.18243945

>>18243933
>those two having a shouting match with each other

>> No.18243953

>>18243891
>Walk down the 'Fox Hotel Street'
>Get eyeball'd by several CC Kitsunes, enjoying watching a strapping young man stroll past.

>> No.18243965

>>18243953
>take off your shirt, hunk!
>fox lolis start pulling on your pant-legs to get them off
You walked into the wrong neighborhood.

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>>18243965
No, no this sounds like the right place.

>> No.18243970

>>18243969
Dibs on the extreme right. Her blush reeks to me of HEAT.

>> No.18243975

>>18243969
Goodness what long ears!

>> No.18243989

>>18243123
Demon cults of course

>> No.18244001

>>18243355
Dear lord look at the meat on that hog! It's enough to feed a family for a full week.

>> No.18244005
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18244005

How about mummy cats?

>> No.18244006

>>18244005
Human lady looks pretty jelly.

>> No.18244012

>>18244006
Well yeah, because she knows that Mummy Anubi that haven't seen a man in over a thousand years are an infinitely better choice.

>> No.18244015

>>18243970
You can't have far right, I was going to call far right! With that expression and wearing her kimono like that there's only one place to go, but the one to her left ain't bad either. Looks kinda coy, only not actually.

>> No.18244021

>>18244015
I called dibs, deal with it.
The little one in a collar is my second choice

>> No.18244022

>>18244006
>>18244005
Rumi is a good girl

>> No.18244026

>>18244012
Technically they wouldn't have actually perceived that thousand years, so only their bodies would be hungry for a man, though mummifying implies some sort of stasis for the body. It's not like she was sitting around in an old temple for a thousand years, playing video games.

>> No.18244037

>>18243965
Have the older ones put the lolis in check, then let them show the girls how you're SUPPOSED to take a man's pants off.

>> No.18244042

>>18244026
>Anubis is mummified following her Pharaoh's kingdom falling.
>Due to treachery from a third party, both the Pharaoh's forces and her Apophis rival's forces were trapped in the imperial palace.
>In a desperate bid to survive, the Anubis sacrificed herself to ensure that the other members of both royal courts would survive in stasis.
>But after dying in the process of sealing the tombs she reawakens 100 years later surrounded by Mummies.
>She then spends over a thousand years waiting for someone to find the tomb and revive her friends and former enemies, the loneliness in her heart being all consuming.
>And then anon stumbles upon the ruins.
I wonder how Pharaoh-chan would react after being revived given that the last time she saw her beloved childhood friend was watching that friend sacrifice herself to save her?

>> No.18244053

>>18244042
>It has been more then a thousand years.
>In that time humanity has advanced to the modern era.
>A mining corporation has unintentionally opened the buried palace while going after gold ore.

>> No.18244076

>>18244042
Pharaohs are zombies so they're not really the same person anymore. Their original spirit moved on.

>> No.18244140

>>18243753
My dragon and I are both 120. It would take a while for the curse to have any apparent effect andwe could just hold on the sex for a while and have one ectreme session some days.

>> No.18244143

>>18241799
If you can't put in the effort you don't deserve the monster.

>> No.18244177

>>18244140
You can't be 120, that's illegal.

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>>18244140
Isn't 120 quite young for a Dragon?

>> No.18244183

Aside from strictly harmful fetishes, are there any fetishes that some monster girls would refuse to indulge in?
I can't see a gentle Tritonia accept to belittle and dom her husband.

>> No.18244210

>>18244183
>Tritonia dom
It really is unthinkable.

>> No.18244237

>>18244177
The wonders of mamono mana and a pint of mermaid blood. Also shota potions and growing up again is a dirty trick but don't tell anyone.

>>18244182
We started dating ate 16

>> No.18244244

>>18244237
>turning into a shota so you can grow up with an older Dragon wife
What a madman. Your life would be worth a story.

>> No.18244263

>>18244244
If I didn't find her at first and grew old that's what I'd do. Or maybe if she wasn't born yet I'd drink it up and wait to become her childhood friend, I'd be willing to wait for a long, long time.

>> No.18244296

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeQEPmHrM9YKDk6FMZCm8fwOGLeiVrQsaBhnBQKxMj7aK4OWQ/viewform
Let's see if we can get those Vanadis games translated this year.

>> No.18244306

>>18244263
>could get any pussy with his wise shota cock
>waits for centuries just to date his dragon wife
The loyalty of dragonfags is insanely strong. It even makes dragons heart pupil.

>> No.18244316

>>18244306
How can courageous if innocent men just coming of age even compete?

>> No.18244321
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>>18244306
Such is the nature of wuv, twue wuv.

>> No.18244350

>>18244306
That's exactly what I'd do. They are too precious and deserve all the loyalty they can get and much more.

>>18244321
Dwagons are made for this and many other kinds of fun adventures filled with love and promisses.

>>18244316
I'm sure there are a lot of young boys who are willing to do anything for their dragons too.

>> No.18244352

Is the manager of P'Orcers a High Orc?

>> No.18244371
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>>18244350
I'm sure that once a dragon starts reaching ��� years old she'll be more than happy to pick up some young and wide-eyed lover boy. I would love seeing her try to shrug off the questions when he starts getting curious about how old she REALLY is

>> No.18244386

>>18244371
>"I-I'm old enough to be your big sister! "
>"So about 25 years old?"
>She shuts him up with a kiss

>> No.18244418

>>18244371
Her reactions would be really cute indeed. I wouldn't mind if the contrary happened and my dragon got me at and early age. I'd treat her just like the wife she is along with some nice teasing.

>> No.18244476

>>18244371
This picture is cute

>> No.18244539

>>18243355
And we call her, Ms. Pig!

>> No.18244553

>>18244386
For some dragons I bet 25 is a compliment. Heck 35 would also be flattering.

>>18244476
Couples together are always cute to see.

>> No.18244562

>>18244553
>hit on a dragon and say that you like girls your way, being 18
I can just hear the horny dragon noises.

>> No.18244609

Giga busty, himedere dragons!

>> No.18244618

>>18244609
Embarrassed by one of their horns being at a slightly different angle on her head compared to the other.

>> No.18244620

>>18244609
Tomboyish moderate dragons!

>> No.18244622

>>18244609
Thick thighed dragon sabbath!

>> No.18244628

>>18244618
Yep.
The ever so slightly off angle of her left horn is a marring of her beauty.

>>18244620
I dunno, I'd enjoy a tomboy dragon with huge tits.

>>18244622
Only if they have wide hips and fat bottoms to go with those thighs.

>> No.18244632

is that story about that guy that teleported into a monstergirl world and gathers a harem still going?

like that really really fucking long one. it started with a salamander and then went into a anubis and wyvern.
i forgot the name though

>> No.18244641

>>18244620
What's "moderate" to a Dragon?
I bet she's "only" F cup and her hoard is "only" worth half a castle.

>> No.18244664

>>18244641
Those are probably the minimum for them.

>> No.18244665

>>18244641
>>18244641
She's a D cup and her hoardis fille with some treasures enough to fill a normal bedroom!
She is married though.

>> No.18244676

What about college dragon who hordes classic console games and kidnapped that boy who bagged her groceries at the local supermarket?

>> No.18244678

Why do Pudgy, rich himederes appeal to me so?

>> No.18244682

>>18244676
I can understand rare consoles but just a random boy?
She needs to gt some standards!

>> No.18244684

>>18244676
>would you like help out to your car today?
>.....yes.

>> No.18244687

>>18244682
He was very polite and she took that as a sign of him being madly in love with her.

>> No.18244688

>>18244676
I was just plotting out a story where a nerdy guy meets a Jaguar Girl when he's trying to play Peace Walker in public and can't mash a button hard enough. She can.

>> No.18244693

>>18244687
That's a pretty big assumption.
Sounds more like she is just starved for companionship.

>> No.18244700

>>18244693
What are you talking about, smiling at a girl is basically a proposal. Everybody knows that.

>> No.18244708

>>18243355
>>18243371
A High Orc with a trident and stylish fluffy hair sounds lovely.

>> No.18244710

>>18244693
>>18244700
>I need to go home now, I have school tomorrow.
>One more race.
>Fine but not rainbow road again.
>Why not!?

>> No.18244711

>>18244700
That's for Nureonagos. Other girls need more, like you giving them a compliment or getting even slightly aroused at their appearance.

>> No.18244712

>>18244700
Again, it sounds, like that dragon has been reading too much of her online porn vids.

She probably expects anon to whip out a monster cock and savage her with it!

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>>18244700
Exactly!

>> No.18244718

>>18244710
>Why not
This man obviously doesn't know the beauty of Rainbow road

>> No.18244722

>>18244711
>"Here's your bags ma'am, have a nice day."
He called her ma'am instead of old hag and told her to have a nice day instead of bugger off. He's practically begging for the V. Besides, look at the way he's dressed. Khaki pants.

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>>18243650
>10ft tall
6-7ft. or bust, no extremes.

>> No.18244730

>>18244725
I'll not listen to the opinions of a whaler who's spend so long at sea with his harpoon in his hand looking for flubbery meat that his sexuality is questionable.

>> No.18244755

>>18244725
>>10ft tall
>no extremes.

There's literally nothing wrong with wanting a waifu that loves you.

>> No.18244758

>>18244722
That would definitely be enough to make her lonely heart beat faster.
If he pulls off that kind of romance talk whenever she buys groceries then marriage is inevitable.

>>18244725
50% taller than you should be a good indication of the size limit for a big monster girl.
A tall Anon would pair well with a 10ft High Orc. A manlet would be better off with a 7ft one.

>> No.18244784

>>18244678
Because part of the appeal of pudgy girls is lazy cuddling, and seeing as rich himederes are more likely to adopt the lazy and affection filled relationship, they appeal more to one who enjoys soft and deeply affectionate girls

>> No.18244786

>>18244725
Second >>18244730

>> No.18244788

>>18244758
The corrolary to the last part is if the husband sends a considerable amount of time attached or inside his waitu. This allows for sandworms and gigantic nightgaunts

>> No.18244790

>>18244730
You have a way with words anon.

>> No.18244798

>>18244628
>Only if they have wide hips and fat bottoms to go with those thighs.
You know it. Dragons, wocks and wyverns with that body type and intent on making you addicted to their flast chests and bottom heavy bodies.

>> No.18244807

>>18244798
Don't mix pure Wyverns with the other perverted dragons.
Wyverns need heavy bottoms to have a proper point of balance and reach high speed in the sky. It has nothing to do with their will of sitting on a man's face or anything lewd.

>> No.18244814

>>18244730
I like fat girls but but I'll be damned if this isn't the best insult I've ever seen, bravo anon

>> No.18244815

>>18244784
I can see that.
Pudgster dragon come!

>>18244798
Fat bottomed loli dragons are too lewd

>> No.18244825
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>>18244807
>It has nothing to do with their will of sitting on a man's face or anything lewd.
If only.

>> No.18244826
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The hunt begins.

>> No.18244829

>>18244826
How many times before we get the hardhorn to drop?

>> No.18244833

>>18244807
Oh the wyverns would sit faces alright, only it wouldn't be sitting but a 69 from the lewd bottom heavy flying lizards.
>>18244815
>Fat bottomed loli dragons are too lewd
If only there was more art of them, I'd love to see a wock with that body type.

>> No.18244834
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>>18244798
So MGE Dragonlolis built like Ordures' dragon loli?
I need it.

>> No.18244836

>>18244826
Isn't Black Diablos literally just a female Diablos in heat darkening its skin?

>> No.18244837

>>18244836
It is indeed.

>> No.18244838

>>18244836
>in heat
Wahaha! Time to leave ball-sweat marks as bait!

>> No.18244841

>>18244826
Not for another 7 days?

>> No.18244843

>>18244834
She was exactly what I had in mind, Ordures is a god tier artist.

>> No.18244844

>>18244833
I want a wyvern or dragon with such a prodigious posterior

>> No.18244856
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BEWARE

CATTO AHEAD

>> No.18244857

>>18244807
That actually makes sense. They need a heavy bottom to balance the weight of the rider around her torso.

>> No.18244862

>>18244856
You've gone too far chubby chaser.

>> No.18244865

>>18244856
Not only is she disgustingly fat, she has a snout. Are you even pretending anymore?

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18244870

Would you a bug maid?

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>>18244865
>animes have snouts
oke

>> No.18244876

>>18244856
>fatshit
>snout
Go back to /trash/

>> No.18244877

>>18244838
She's going to track you down and leave you the choice between getting impaled or impaling her.

>> No.18244886

>>18244877
Gay! I hope?

>> No.18244888

>>18244871
>animes

>> No.18244889

>>18244856
That's a bit much if you ask me

>> No.18244892

>>18244871
Don't post off topic shit and don't type like a retard please

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>>18244826

>> No.18244908

>>18244886
Actually impaled by her horns until you triple cart.

>> No.18244911

>>18244296
Nothing immediately sprang to mind so I just entered "Vanadis titles." Here's hoping.

>> No.18244926

>>18244900
This is a Christian image board.

>> No.18244932

Does the scale of the regret in a man’s heart affect the yandereness of the wisp that claims him? What if I guy dies regretting something silly like eating the sandwich with the toothpick still in it and choking on it is what killed him? Would undead make fun of or tease their husbands for how they died?

>> No.18244937

>>18244926
This is a picture from the biology class about ancient monstergirls.
you are not getting aroused by a schoolbook are you anon?

>> No.18244941

>>18244937
N-no.

>> No.18244946

>>18244932
It's like how that guy Satan dated in South Park who died when he fell down in an escalator. But hey, no matter how you die you get bad puns thrown at you.

>> No.18244948

>>18244908
Triple cart?
Fuck you for making me think about if I would rather die or be fucked

>> No.18244953

>>18244937
Yes, but janitaurs might not care for exposed nipples on their work safe blueboard.

>> No.18244956

>>18244937
What happens to the boys in school that get aroused by that sort of stuff? Does the teacher have them stay after class? Does a bully corner him in the hallway with a kabedon to tease him? Does the stoic girl in class think he might need some help with his homework if he gets so aroused by a picture, and follow him home?

>> No.18244961

>>18244900
I recognize the one second from left. She's the biggest MERE pictured there.

>> No.18244962

>>18244953
>janitaurs
Reminder than hybrid monsters are sterile and thus barely even women.

>> No.18244965

>>18244956
I love that the answer to all of these questions is "yes." I really want Taku-sensei to take an interest in the state of my mental and physical well being if something so simple aroused me.

>> No.18244980

>>18244834
Loli dragons are for doggystyle and tail pulling so you get a good view of her vulva and anus being spread open by cock.

>> No.18244981

>>18244961
Well, she is the only one there that can get fatigued.

>> No.18244988

Would you a Dullahan twins who share a body?

>> No.18244990

>>18244296
Reminder to ask for Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e.
It's the only way vanilla elf loving will get translated https://vndb.org/v20464

>> No.18244996

>>18244932
The bigger your regret, the bigger your soul glows?
There is a line in MGE2 about how Wisps and their husbands look like floating lights to outsiders.

No one would make fun of the way you died, death is sacred since it's the start of your new unlife, etc... Hel would punish those who disrespect someone's death.

>>18244948
Silly Anon, a monster girl from monster hunter would never kill you, she'd repeatedly defeat you until you get good.

>> No.18244998

>>18244981
I want to keep her in a permanent state of fatigue while I indulge all my screwed up fetishes on her!

>> No.18245007

>>18244988
I'd see about building a magitek body for one eventually, but why not?

>> No.18245036

>>18244990
>elf shit
>tits bigger than head
lolno

>> No.18245050

>>18245036
>typing like some ghetto degenerate while loathing titties
Fuck you.

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>>18245036
>not wanting this
>with no orcs or faceless men in sight
Shit taste.

>> No.18245071

>>18245036
don't be a fag

>> No.18245072

Elves shouldn't be brown.

>> No.18245076

>>18245036
You're gay

>> No.18245081

>>18245072
But light skinned elves aren't as fun to break.
And pitch black skinned elves are too classy to break.

>> No.18245082

>>18245072
Thankfully they come in white too.
https://i.imgur.com/ttSsXR9.jpg

>> No.18245084

>>18245081
>to break
Elves have been damaged forever with this shit.

>> No.18245085

>>18245072
You’re entitled to your opinions anon. It doesn’t mean that they’re right, but you’re entitled to your opinions.

>> No.18245096

>>18245084
>White knighting elves

>> No.18245099

>>18245050
>>18245071
>>18245076
>>18245056

>liking bigger than head tits
>>>/d/

>> No.18245106

>>18244900
I want to go apeshit on a crimson fata and fill her womb with my cum, making her even more hot and bothered.

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>>18245081
>too classy
I think they can be pretty breakable.
>>18245099
MGs are /d/ newfriend

>> No.18245108

>>18245096
>Being part of the problem

>> No.18245110

>>18245096
>>18245099
You have to go back.

>> No.18245113

>>18245107
Then a fa/tg/uy comes along to shit things up too.

>> No.18245117

Chocolate Arachnes!

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>>18245096
>being such a cuck that you can't handle Elves not being portrayed as gangbang sluts

>> No.18245124

>>18244834
I want a loli dragon powerbottom with that exact figure.

>> No.18245127

>>18245117
Aren't brown spiders the deadliest? Scary.

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>>18245113
I've been here longer than you though. And I've posted that pic countless times to zero backlash.
>>18245117

>> No.18245133

>>18245127
>>18245127
Well, she would have big, heaving, venom sacks.

>>18245128
Cute spider butt.


>>18245124
POwerbottoms are under-rated,
Having a fat assed loli dragon urging you on to fully satisfy her would be great.

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>talking about breakable girls doesn't even mention pic related.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

>> No.18245141

>>18245135
>girls
no homo right bro?

>> No.18245145

>>18245122
I approve.

>> No.18245147

>>18245096
You'd understand if your favourite monster was drawn getting gangbanged by fat men and orcs 99% of the time.
>>18245099
We've had holsts here forever but a girl with pointy ears having tits the same size is a step too far? You're a funny one.

>> No.18245151

>>18245135
Do you understand that Alps and their followers are the most cancerous people in these threads?

>> No.18245152

>>18245135
I find it funny that people think alps would be all cute and embarrassed when the sissy boys that would actually transform are complete cock sluts with no shame.

>> No.18245154

>>18245135
Only thing I'm breaking that into is a fetishy toy that's embaressed and a loving wife

>> No.18245164

>>18245147
>>18245096
>>18245084
I agree with Anon.

There needs to be more content about elves being gangbanged by handsome men and cute shotas as well.

>> No.18245168

>>18245164
>being this salty

>> No.18245176

>>18245168
The sodium chloride levels in my body are too high and I need a slutty elf lady to help me release them.

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What would be the Ushi-Oni equivalent of dwagon?

>> No.18245184

>>18244932
My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode

>> No.18245185

>>18245179
Loli ushi.

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>>18245122
De-chan a cute, lolicept sure struck gold with such a cute elf.

>> No.18245195

>>18245179
spoder

>> No.18245200

>>18245179
If I were to baby talk an ushie I would call her cushie. It's a mix of cute, cushion and ushi!

>> No.18245202

>>18245200
Cutshie Oni!

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>>18244371
I will always think of this when I see jabberwocks.

>> No.18245208

>>18245179
Spidacow.

>> No.18245210

>>18245184
Just know that, in the astral plane, there’s a Wisp desperately trying to reach out to you to love you. She can’t reach though. Shes only 9mm away though

>> No.18245213

>>18245152
>implying /fit/ wouldn't alp for their bros
>implying /pol/ wouldn't alp for aryans
Normies would be sluts. You just have to look for the good ones.

>> No.18245217

>>18245210
Well i have s&w model 66 reserved for that

>> No.18245218

>>18245213
>be /fit/ aryan
>no Alp harem
WTF you lied to me.

>> No.18245219

>>18245213
>Alps are gay
>but the men fucking them aren’t
Fair evaluation?

>> No.18245222

>>18245218
I hear you there.
I have the Blonde Hair and Blue eyes even!

>> No.18245226

>>18245219
Afghan code.

>> No.18245228

>>18245226
+93?

>> No.18245230

>>18245218
>You now have a group of alps spouting nazi memes and making fun of jinkos with "show bob and vagene".
Are you proud of yourself?

>> No.18245234

>>18245152
This is more than true.

>> No.18245235

>>18245230
You gotta teach them to hide their power levels

>> No.18245239

>>18245230
I'm going to commission a giant marble statue of a smug Mucus Toad for them to worship.

>> No.18245240

>>18245226
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.18245242

>>18245239
Careful, you'd be getting cheshires at that level.
I want to tell a cheshire that Pepe was never good or funny.
Because he isn't

>> No.18245243

>>18245242
I know what you mean, it was always about Wojak.

>> No.18245249

>>18245243
My brother.

>> No.18245253

>>18245230
Everyone mocks India though.

>> No.18245254

>tfw you will never teach a loli Cheshire of the memes that were made before she was even born

>> No.18245261

>>18245254
Dead memes stay dead for a reason.

>> No.18245264

>>18245254
I'd show a cheshire some youtube poops.

>> No.18245266

>>18245243
>>18245242
I think this would be a good way of figuring out a quality cheshire from a novice one.


>>18245254
Grandpa Anon's tales of the internet in the old days before the automaton's took over would be interesting.
You need to show her the way of memes, namely that spouting memes or refering to your friends and yourself as 'memers' is cringyworthy

>> No.18245268

>>18245261
>he doesn't want to rick roll a little kitten

>> No.18245269

>>18245264
>Grandpa Anon, what's King of the Hill?

>> No.18245273

>>18245268
I'd bait a cheshire with a video calle shota virgin boys only for her to lose the game

>> No.18245280

>>18245124
Power bottoms aren't cute, I want a honestly submissive mere loli lizard.

>> No.18245306

>>18245254
>loli cheshire making mudkip and longcat jokes

>> No.18245309

>>18244263
>>18244237
I thought incubis had their lifespan expanded to match their wifes?

>> No.18245311

>>18245309
That's true, mermaid blood is mostly a hold over from the old setting info before KC really decided what he wanted to do with his lore. Back when he was still doing the basic profiles and he hadn't released a single book.

>> No.18245330

>>18245309
>>18245311
Mermaid blood can be used for humans to extend their life without the need of being an incubus though

>> No.18245339

>>18245309
That's why I said if I didn't find her. That and sometimes I tone down the mamono mana in wife.
The shota potion to reset the appearance and the blood to extend my lifespan so I can keep getting good until wife came!

>> No.18245351

>>18245339
Why not just learn time magic?

>> No.18245361

>>18245351
Maybe, but shota potions and mermaids are much easier to grab a hold of.

>> No.18245399

~Quantum Wurm, tunneling through realities~
Who are her other cosmic friends? Galactic Holst and her Milky Ways? Scroedinger’s Werecat, both undead and alive?

>> No.18245402

>>18245399
D.Y.S.O.N., the Stellar-class Automaton
The Cosmic Ryu, controlling cosmic weather

>> No.18245406

>>18245213
One alp that represents each of their countries' posters.
>Aussie that always has the banter at the ready. Comparable to a cheshire. constantly makes gay jokes on you.the only eay to make her stutter is if you sweet talk her.
>canadian that always says sorry to you.
Uses sorry as a goodbye. She stepped on a cockroach once and she apologized to it. Raised by a troll so good with kids.
>israeli that's stingy and doesn't like to spend money on other things except for you.
>german alp with a thick accent and a treasure trove of illegal ww2 relics. From uniforms to gas canisters she has them. Extremely xenophobic so it might be a while before she can trust you.doesn't get along with the israeli.
>american alp that's soft and loves going full on /k/ with her various weapons at the range. Enjoys your company since you both share an intrest in firearms.
>ugandan alp that knows de wae. Most of the time you can't understand her but she likes stroking your hair and smelling you.
Tall, but thin so if height is your thing there you go.
Got to spoiler this one:
>traditional samurai alp that hates how her country became a meme through anime, and how no one takes her seriously. She talks to you only because you're the first gaijin she actually likes. You might learn from her how to wield her katana. just like in the animes

>> No.18245416

>>18245399
Why does Quantum Wurm tunnel endlessly?

>> No.18245418

>>18243703
Looks like I've got a new goal in life.

>> No.18245428

>>18244825
>>18244807
>childhood friend Wyvern with a booty only a Wyvern could achieve casually sits on your face when you hang out
>”It’s just Anon and my little thing we do as friends. I don’t see what the big deal is.”

>> No.18245435

>>18245416
She’s looking for her husband. Unfortunately, even traveling at relativistic speed, infinite dimensions means that it will take a while. Thankfully, between her long lifespan as a monster, and time dialation, she’ll live long enough to find him eventually. Even if she did die, she would only tunnel more and more earnestly as a zombie dead set on find her husband.

>> No.18245440

>>18245152
So we either get cute girls or hot sluts. It's a win for someone either way.

>>18245186
He didn't strike gold, Anon. He made it. The man is an alchemist and more incentive for me to git gud.

>> No.18245443

>>18245435
That’s both very silly and very very cute.
Ganbatte Quantum-chan!

>> No.18245451

>>18245428
Why would wyverns have a predisposition for big butts?

>> No.18245457

>>18245435
Quantum Wurm’s Husband is special. He only exists in one dimension. That’s how she knows he’s The One!

>> No.18245464

>>18244076
No anon, that's not how the undead in MGE work. They're still the same person.

>> No.18245467

>>18245399
>>18245435
>Quantum Worm never finds her husband.
Oh boy...

>> No.18245471

>>18245451
They’re reliant on their legs for a lot of things. They need a big ol shock absorber for landing at very high speeds. And cause Loli Booty Wyvern changed the game.

>> No.18245476

>>18245457
I wonder how she found out about him.

>>18245467
With the ability to work after death, ”never” is an impossibility. She has infinite time to search infinite dimensions so she has to find him eventually.

>> No.18245488

>>18245476
Maybe it was in bad taste to do a Quantum Leap joke. Besides, who am I to stop the power of love?

>> No.18245492

>>18245476
A friendly purple maid lady with pretty eyes told her about him.

>> No.18245499

>>18241194
>>18241184
>>18241170
>>18241155
>>18241148
https://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/66/f4/66f410336fe0ab19c5c4bc0189200f9f.jpg

One must take care of the little waifus living around one's home.
They take care of pests and other nuisances for you.

>> No.18245505

>>18245499
learn how to link better. 403

>> No.18245509

>>18245505
It's perfectly visible to me, even (embed)ed.

>> No.18245512

>>18245457
>>18245492
>QW’s Husband is the galactic emperor of a tier 3 civilization that even the Old Ones have taken notice of

>> No.18245527

>>18245509
Because it's in your cache, for anyone who hasn't seen the image before it's a 403.

>> No.18245537

So, cowgirls should be weak against strawberry syrup (it's red, sweet, and covering your husband in it is fun for everyone). How would they feel about you using it to flavor their milk though?

>> No.18245568

>>18245537
>”I-Isn’t it good without anything added?”
>She takes a sip
>”Maybe it’s the color talking, but that’s wonderful! Not as good as regular milk, but something different all together!”

>> No.18245581

>>18245537
This is why we need a Wonderland Holst with flavored milk and icing lactation

>> No.18245611

>>18245581
>Wonderland
No thanks. Can we have a desert variant chocolate cow instead? Maybe Hathor themed?

>> No.18245636

Do Wonderland denizens think the outside world is mad?

>> No.18245648

>>18245636
No, they think it’s quite sane, which is quite unsettling.

>> No.18245663

>>18245537
I fucking love strawberry things.

>> No.18245668

>>18245611
Horchata titty milk please.

>> No.18245671

>>18245611
I don’t think the desert really supports cows

>> No.18245684

>>18245671
Actually a number of cattle breeds are adapted to hotter, more arid regions. Plus once a pharaoh awakens the surrounding area becomes quite fertile and even before that the desert region does has various oases.

>> No.18245697

>>18245671
>Texas
>Wild west.

>> No.18245707

>>18245668
Mmm, chupacabra.

>> No.18245743

>>18243891
There's also a lot of white horns in Nara.

>> No.18245751

>>18245697
>Texas
>Desert
Yankee please go.

>> No.18245763

>>18245611
>>18245671
There are more things other than deserts in the Realms of Pharaohs and Khepri Kings, particularly in Green Demon Realms.

>>18245668
>>18245707
Horchata "milk" is only naturally produced by certain subspecies of Alraune and Liliraune.

>> No.18245780

>>18245763
This makes more sense considering the actual ingredients. And now I can be molested by tentacles while being forced to drink that rice milk.

>> No.18245822

>>18245471
>Loli Booty Wyvern
Too many random discussions get memed too hard until they become threadcanon characters.

>> No.18245861

>you will never be a dragoon and mount your wyvern day and night, literally and figuratively.
Why bother

>> No.18245864

>>18245763
Desert yetis in shemaghs that only come out at night

>> No.18245873

>>18245697
Texas is grasslands.
A better example would be trying to raise them in Nevada

>> No.18245885

>>18245873

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

>> No.18245907

how do I start writing, which one do you guys prefer 1st or 3rd person?

>> No.18245908

>>18245885
Gonna genetically engineer me some super soldiers!

>> No.18245910

>>18245908

What are you going to do about that destroying their reproductive organs

>> No.18245916

>>18245907
3rd.
It’s a lot easier to read someone else doing shit than interrupting my train of thought constantly with “wait, like hell I would do that.”

>> No.18245931

>>18245910
Mammybammy when added will certainly help.

>> No.18245936

>>18245907
You start writing by starting to write. Get your ideas on paper, refine them, outline if you want, then crank it out. Don't expect to get it right in one shot, either.

Whether you're using first or third really depends on your style and what you're doing. I normally prefer first because that's the perspective I think from but third is really powerful in letting you cover multiple viewpoints at once.

>> No.18245947

>>18245907
fucking don't

>> No.18245959

>>18245947
oh ok.

>> No.18245972

>>18245947
good job dickhead we could've had a writefag here again

>> No.18246004

>>18245972
I'm still here,I'm just slow with my writing

>> No.18246008

>>18246004

Yeah same here. I feel pretty good about my progress so far.

>> No.18246020

>>18245907
Whiever's most comfortable for the writer. The more at ease the writer is the better it tends to come across.

>> No.18246060

>>18246004
>>18246008
That's great, but who are you two?

>> No.18246076

I'm going to breed a race of dairy goblins and no-one will stop me!

>> No.18246100

>>18243355
Now that's a P'Orc.

Now I want to write one, fucking LN.

>> No.18246107

>>18246100
Do it you fucking nerd. Write about a High Orc finding love on the battlefield.

>> No.18246111

>>18246100
Make her a gyaru! Or at least talk like one.

>> No.18246117

>>18245907
If you're asking in order to write something people would like, go for either, I'm sure everyone will be glad to see a new story regardless of the writing method.

If you're asking in order to start out, I'd sooner recommend 3rd person since it's the most versatile and can apply to most if not all situations save for niches like psychological horrors from the PoV of the MC and specifically going for the angle of the reader not knowing what the person does not know. Switching from 3rd to 1st makes it harder to write what's going on outside of the what the character knows and sees in my experience, which leads to how it's good for the aforementioned niches like horror and so on. Another thing is that with 1st person it's also easy to cause immersion since the reader will be reading it as 'I did thing' instead of 'He/she did thing', which works well in smut I guess, but for serious stuff it can be an experience killer if the MC is designed to be the reader's self-insert and he does stupid things, or things the reader wouldn't exactly do; 3rd person, the MC is his own character, the story just happens to follow him, so it isn't risked as much. Another thing is that if you're doing it to learn, with 1st person you might end up driving yourself against a wall if you end up wanting to write a story that doesn't really suit 1st person narrative.

TL;DR both have their pros and cons, but you'd be better off doing 3rd person if you want to learn

>> No.18246140

>>18246060

I'm someone who's written before but stopped around over a year ago.

If you want a name it's Murchez

>> No.18246162

I want a slightly highstrung tanuki that does work for the criminal elements and an addiction to Kasaran pesaran dust to offer me jobs!

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>>18246107
>>18246111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LckJTjGtz2M

There is only one RPG class suitable for making powerful, sado-masochistic and coarse love to a High P'Orc on the battlefield.

>> No.18246209

>>18246204
Would be good, except for one thing.
Barbarian's have shit will-saves

>> No.18246224

>>18246204
Fighter > Barbarian.

>> No.18246226

>>18246209
Who needs a Will-Save when you're huffing all of that P'Orc musk while she shrieks into the hollow of your neck, powerful cock rutting inside of her in front of all her subordinates. The sex more like a fight than her simply submitting to you. Crushing organ thrusting in and out of her sopping wet hole.

By the time it's over you're both covered in scratches and teeth marks, the sheer stink of sex and sweat and earth telling the warband that the "strongest" has found a match, or something nearly equal.

>> No.18246232

>>18246226
Anon no.
SHE would have the shit will-save, which means funtimes for wizards.

>> No.18246238

>>18246232
Wizards always win!

>> No.18246253

>>18246238
Don't forget Clerics and Druids.

But yes, transmutation, some enchantment spells, and a failed will save by her means that I get some fun times ahead.

>> No.18246262

>>18246253
Elaborate on that Anon. What are you going to do to that poor High Orc.

>> No.18246271

>>18246262
Pleasure runes, lots and lots of pleasure runes.

>> No.18246280

>>18246262
Like the other guy said, pleasure runes, maybe a wee bit of baleful polymorph, you know, the whole nine yards before dumping her back with her sisters or keeping her as a 'toy'

>> No.18246282

>>18246271
Oh dear, that poor Orc indeed.

>> No.18246288

>>18246282
She'll learn to love it just as much as a Holst loves being milked.

>> No.18246305

>>18246288
What if you put pleasure ruunes on a Holsts breast?

>> No.18246312

>>18246305
be careful with that as you may paralyze yourself by drinking the milk if you do

>> No.18246317

>>18246305
You'll be left with a twitching mess if you milk her.

>> No.18246322

>>18246305
Boobgasms

>> No.18246399

>>18245464
Pharaohs in the past were presumably not all female, so the only way the pharaoh monster girls can exist is if they do not possess the spirits of the old pharaohs and are just animated shells.

>> No.18246406

I am addicted to monster butts.
Would monster girls appreciate a man with an irresistible need to molest their butts?

>> No.18246407

>>18246406
Yes, so long as said man is their boyfriend/husband/oniichan/otouto

>> No.18246426

>>18246407
So single monster girls wouldn't appreciate a man would can't keep his hands and face off their butts?

>> No.18246434

>>18246426
Only if the man isn't one they're interested in.

>> No.18246462

>>18243657
Fucking Wizards

Has anyone written a story about a monster girl adventuring across the land in a never-ending quest to catch and rape the wizard that keeps fucking with her?

>> No.18246481

>>18246232
I fucked with a barbarian by casting Greater Possession once. I wonder what a crazed wizard would do with a high orc in that situation?

>> No.18246506

>>18246434
>Try to touch a monster girl's butt
>She looks at you and says "no thanks" before swatting your hand away
Guy would be getting a wisp soon.

>> No.18246511

>>18246506
I wonder if lilims constantly have wisps following them around to scope up the men she rejects.

>> No.18246526

>>18246434
You'd figure a monster girl would appreciate the lust, at least.

>> No.18246528

I want to turn a High Orc Warchief into a normal housewife
>"Hubby, I want to go back out onto the battlefield. Cleaning is hard, and cooking is confusing. Plus, that annoying human Linda from next door always wants to come over and talk. She doesn't even know how to properly hold a warhammer."

>> No.18246550

>>18246462
I imagine lots of monsters would chase after wizards to make them their husbands. There's a lot of pros to that relationship.
>wizards gotta have a lot of SE to cast spells, so their semen is probably more potent than normal
>bod modification is a snap
>can create pleasure runes
>can probably learn eromancy

>> No.18246559

>>18246550
Learning magic in monster girl land would be great as you'd be able to fuck her even more than she's able to fuck you. The ending result would be such a mess, with both parties panting and hugging each other.

>> No.18246578

>>18244826
I don't know if I can handle all of the REEEE'ing she'll be doing.

>> No.18246595

>>18246550
The con?
You gotta convince them first.
Wizards are not ones to leap into marriage easily, although they are fond of magical based punishments

>> No.18246600

>>18246481
I don't know but many of them are lewd.

>> No.18246606

>>18246595
And I mean it's getting tied down to an arrangement that generally lasts forever (I mean forever) along with having to conceive a bunch of snot-nosed rapists in training.

>> No.18246624

>>18246606
>>18246595
>>18246550
What girls would prefer magic users?
Whos the most dangerous girl if you're a magic a user?

>> No.18246634

>>18246606
Exactly, wizards aren't all that eager for that life.

>Oni thinks she's finally got a wizard cornered when he 'gives up' and offers her a drink of a liquor he claims to have made before they begin.
>She eagerly accepts before noting how sleepy she feels.
>When she wakes up, she notices three things.
>One, the wizard is gone,
>Two, her muscles are covered with a layer of pudge so thick that one would think she'd never lifted in her life.
>Third, a note which reads "Maybe you can work your brain while you work off the pounds, NEVER accept a drink from your enemy!"
>A scream of pure rage echos throughout the land while the wizard grumbles about having to relocate his tower and losing an extra strength sleeping potion.

>> No.18246642

>>18246624
Well, seeing as magical power is apparently a 'Rape Me!" magnet for monster girls, all of them would like one with the more magically and/or rulership inclined girls rating it a bit higher.

As for the second, Kunoichi and Mantises for their stealth abilities to catch a wizard with his pants down or a golem who, if you go via DnD, will likely have some anti-magic resitances.

Outside that, high level girls like Ushis, Dragons, Lichs, and the like

>> No.18246650

>>18245947
>Fucking don't
Give one good reason why a person shouldn't write and post their works in here without using memes like the 'threads are dying', 'no feedback', 'Hotwheel's Gay Hot Rod Bar' and 'TFT is better for exposure'

Like I get blamed for most of the shit you faggots perpetuate and it's getting rather annoying when all I wanna do is fap to monster girls, not be Bob 2.0.

>> No.18246651

>>18246642
>Pants down
When hes relaxing or when he literally has his pants down?

>> No.18246672

>>18246642
>raped by a lich
thats gotta be weird

>> No.18246674

>>18246634
>Maybe you can work your brain while you work off the pounds

Nosenseofrightandwrong.png

>> No.18246681

>>18246651
Half of one, half the other.

>>18246672
It is, a passionate act commited by girl who looks as if she's hearing a lecture for the fifth time.

>>18246674
Pretty much.
Lessons will be learned, although it may come at a cost.
If I learned baleful polymorph, much fun would be had.

>> No.18246683

What's better?
>A maid who's sexually aggressive towards her master
>A maid who tempts her master to lay his hands on her

>> No.18246689

>>18246683
I don't think kikis can be sexually aggressive.

>> No.18246691

>>18246689
You can always try those rage shrooms.

>> No.18246705

>>18246689
>I don't think kikis can be sexually aggressive.
He said Maid, so a dragon might just jump her master one night as master needs to "relieve stress."
Also shogs.

>> No.18246708

>>18246689
A maid that does neither and still gets rewarded by her master for her good service.

>> No.18246711

>>18246674
>Familiar tries to seduce a wizard, commenting on how nice her chest is and how fat chests are a burden.
>Gets hit by a paralyze spell while the wizard works his magic.
>"If you really want to know how much of a burden they are, don't you think you should have some experience?"
>Cut to a Familiar with breasts bigger than her head preaching how large breasts cause back pain, ruin clothes, and make playing sports difficult while her friends comfort her.

>> No.18246716

What happened to the roulette guy?
Or the MGK guy?

>> No.18246718

>>18246683
Both

>> No.18246719

>>18246711
>Not to mention her fur got changed to the color scheme of Ronald Mcdonald.

>> No.18246723

Comfy sleeping bag fugs

https://i.imgur.com/n6EfMqZ.jpg

>> No.18246726

>>18246716
They're gone, though I say good riddance to MGK.

>> No.18246738

>>18246683
I prefer a maid that is open about her intent after trying to tempt me for some time. Just to the point where I’m thinking lewd thoughts of her, but I won’t force myself upon her. Then we both enjoy our shared love and the fact that our attraction is in the open and we can do all that sickly sweet married couple stuff like sweet texts while I’m at work and linking arms while we walk together, and constantly holding hands even in public.

>> No.18246749

>>18246723
Selkies are criminally underrated.

>B-But literally cosplay tier!

THAT'S PART OF THEIR MYTH. SEA DOGGOS ARE FOR PROTECC AND listening to the sounds of JonTron in mating season

>> No.18246762

>>18246723
She looks like the perfect person to go clubbing with!

>> No.18246773

>>18246726
What is MGK?

>> No.18246780

>>18246723
A cute.

>>18246719
Please, a wizard would go cow-print for irony

>> No.18246782

>>18246749
>doggos
>protecc
No tumblr, that's not how you spell words.
Dogs*
Protecting*

>> No.18246785

>>18246782
I will shank you and feed your body to the Leopard Seal Gods if it gives me a Selkie.

>> No.18246788

>>18246782
Silly anon, it’s called a tumbler, not a tumblr.

>> No.18246797

>>18246723
I had never even considered this as a possibility before.

>> No.18246799

>>18246785
Does Hathor take human sacrifices? I could find a hobo.

>> No.18246800

>>18246749
So much faggotry in a single post.

>> No.18246808

>>18246799
Anon no....although sacrificing a human female hobo will result in you getting a cow.
An angry one.

>> No.18246819

>>18246808
You mean like a Mino?

>> No.18246827

>>18246819
Yep, one of Hathor's chosen defenders, big, bulky girls with huge breasts and pudge that covers thick and strong muscles.

They may be a wee bit peeved at you.

>> No.18246840

>>18246808
>>18246827
What if I offer myself as a sacrifice?

>> No.18246846

>>18246773
Monster girl kindergarted, you know the stuff.

You're Jimmy Neutron and your automaton dog is in heat. You can now spend time with a crybaby wyvern, a sexy dragon, play with some snow girls, become a delinquent with a salamander and a hellhound or give some coins to the hobo jinko of despair.

Choose, anon. The choice is yours.

>> No.18246851

>>18246800
Yeah well, at least I'm not a furfag. I just think Selkies are for protecting and treasuring and wife-ing

>> No.18246852

>>18246808
I mean, I'd assumed it would be a male. You know, insert hobo, receive cowgirl. I could dunk him in milk or some of it helps.

>> No.18246855

>>18246723
Cosplay seals a cute, they're good girls.
>>18246797
it's sort of their gimmick.

>> No.18246860

>>18246855
They’re like Wendigo-lite

>> No.18246862

>>18246840
You are granted a cow*

*Cow may come in oppai loli form and wailing 'Nooooooo!' as you attempt to stab yourself with a dagger


>>18246852
The hobo gets the cow, you get punished by a hathroite defender.
She's very strict about the whole 'human sacrifice thing'

>> No.18246870

The Egyptians did not perform human sacrifice stop this travesty at once.

>> No.18246875

What if I just offer a chocolate cake?

>> No.18246883

>>18246855
I never knew their gimmick was to be used as a fuckable living daki, while you use their seal skin as a sleeping bag.

>> No.18246886

>>18246875
A loli P"orc shows up.
She isn't related to the ritual, she just wants some cake.

>> No.18246889

Is it okay to be polytheistic in MGC? I can't possibly choose between Hathor and Eros. On one hand you get "How Now Brown Cow", and on the other is the most adorable, lovey-dovey wife in existence.

>> No.18246890

>>18246886
>loli
She can have the cake but nothing else.

>> No.18246895

>>18246886
I'd feed a loli P'orc as much cake as she wants until she grows into a thicc, curvy woman.

>> No.18246897

>>18246862
So I had to offer myself? Geeze Hathor, if I'd just known I wouldn't have had to give a hobo a milk bath. Oh well, maybe the guardian will be cool and not super shredded.

>> No.18246898

I want a Minotaur

>> No.18246901

>>18246889
Why do you act as if those are mutually exclusive? Cows are totally lovey dovetail and there are multiple ways to get a brown one.

>> No.18246903

>>18246860
Wendigo minus the transformation and memes, they're wonderful.
>>18246883
>Not only do they use the furs as a sleeping bag at night, they also have their husband hold them tight inside the furs even while hunting during the day, so it is like they are "wearing" him. There are even couples that stay joined together inside the furs whether day or night.
The more you know.

>> No.18246906

>>18246889
It's okay, but you'll only get small benefits from the gods you worship instead of the full package.

>> No.18246908

>>18246890
She leaves happy.

>>18246895
Expect her to be pudgy/plump till she hits puburty.....where she remains it but now has a bust and ass to go with it.

>>18246897
Yeah....That guardian is going to toss you into a lake and then ensure you go through the trials of Hathor before you are able to acquire a sacred cow

>> No.18246911

>>18246908
>the trials of Hathor
What are the trials?

>> No.18246912

>>18246911
A difficult series of tests to ensure that you are prepared for the affection of her servants.

>> No.18246918

>People finally coming around to Selkies
What the hell?

>> No.18246919

>>18246912
What are the tests?

>> No.18246920

>>18246901
I'm referring to Houris on the other side of that, who have the purest love for their husbands. I don't doubt that cows can be lovey-dovey, but not to the level of Houris.

>> No.18246923

>>18246919
A secret, can't let anyone prepare for them beforehand!

>> No.18246925

>>18246918
I liked them back on /a/ but got drowned out by jokes, it really warms my heart.

>> No.18246930

>>18246908
>Doesn't tell me what she wants
>Getsad when I try traditional methods
>Now I get roughed up and have to go through a trial or something
Forget it, I'm getting some Bailey's, a bottle of good wine and going to party with Bacchus.

>> No.18246932

>>18246923
Damn, well I'll get started on them now.

>> No.18246938

>>18246918
Some people. I still think they're ugly and dumb.

>> No.18246940

>>18246918
Suddenly getting good art can do that

>> No.18246942

>>18246930
>thinking that a goddess of love and fertility would want a human sacrifice and can't understand why she doesn't
Well at least we know you don't have any brain cells to kill with all that alcohol.

>> No.18246954

>>18246870
How can our gods and most lovely pharaoh know how much we love them if we don't kill others in their name?

>> No.18246958

>>18246942
Whatever guy, my Aztec bros told me gods LOVE blood sacrifices.

>> No.18246960

Maids maids pregnant maids.

>> No.18246962

>>18246954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6wfJWVCeI

>> No.18246970

>>18246960
I just want a pudgy, fat bottomed kiki maid.

>> No.18246972

>>18246906
That sounds even better. I don’t like extremism in religion, even if it’s praising LOVE or COWS

>> No.18246973

I just want to rape god.

>> No.18246983

>>18246919
Rumor has it you have to follow the path of the cow, including sitting in a pasture with cows and cow species doing nothing but occasionally grazing for 48 hours. Live among the cows!

>> No.18246990

>>18246973
Gay.

>> No.18246991

>>18246862
>oppai loli cow hastily preventing crazed hathor cultist from stabbing himself
I knew my manic fanaticism would pay off one day!

>> No.18246995

>>18246940
But that art is fairly old.

>> No.18247002

Do you like your Gyaru monsters to speak like valley girls?

>> No.18247005

>>18246960
>"Kiki, you really shouldn't be working. Think about the triplets."
>"I'm fine, Master. It's still my duty to keep the house clean and you satisfied, as your maid and...ufufu, as the bearer of your children."

>> No.18247011

>>18247002
Yes, but it's certainly not a deal breaker if they don't.

>> No.18247016

>>18246918
Girls just need content posted at the right time to get people to see the light. Hope it happens more so that other unloved girls get people to sway their way

>> No.18247019

>>18246991
But now you have a weepy little oppai cow trying to get you to stop!
How are you going to cheer her up?

>> No.18247034

>>18247002
Prolonged exposure to that should be a legal defense akin to temporary insanity for anything that happens afterwards. Or, in short, fuck no. The Valley Girl is the worst thing since Boston.

>> No.18247038

>>18247034
More for me I guess.

>> No.18247050

>>18247038
Guess so. I treat VG speech like bagpipes; charming for a few minutes, increasingly aggravating after.

>> No.18247052

>>18246990
The Chief God, mind you.

Any other might be fine tho.

>> No.18247055

http://i.4cdn.org/d/1516321022840.jpg
>>18247034
>”I just came out to have a good time, and I’m just feeling so attacked right now. Oh well. See ya hun, I’ve got a date to go on.”
>>18247038
“C’mon stud. I think I saw a nice spot between those trees”

>> No.18247066

>>18247055
I wanna molest that gyaru smug catto.

>> No.18247069

>>18247055
That isn’t even that gyaru. As long as she doesn’t have the accent, I would consider her.

>> No.18247072

>>18246846
Who would choose anything but the wyvern? Gotta work hard to make sure she only ever has happy tears.

>> No.18247075

>>18247055
>hun
I'm sorry, I'm trying to read that quote in a Valley Girl accent and I can't. That's just slutty, which is fine.

>> No.18247134

How would mgs react to homeless paladins after the war?

>> No.18247145

Ayy
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi%27s_Dragon_Maid_Character?channel=doi&linkId=5a5ef35a458515c03ee11245&showFulltext=true

>> No.18247150

>>18247134
Tease them and offer shelter if they put benis in bagina.
They'd feel bad for homeless knights and soldiers.

>> No.18247160

>>18247134
Soup kitchens and blankets. The paladins would refuse all of it and make the MG sad, even though none of it was (intentionally) laced with DE.

>> No.18247240

>>18247145
Now THIS is the cutting edge practical research I wish I had done my dissertation on

>> No.18247248

>>18247160
That’s sad but I love the idea. What if they at least let her choose her species and provided her with a house and husband to start her new life with?

>> No.18247255

>>18247145
>From what has been presented in this preliminary work, it is safe to conclude that the phrase “Flat is Justice” is deficient aerodynamically.
CHESTLETS BEELLLOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
Not so fast, Sabbath!

>> No.18247304

>New Kikimora is hired
>On her first day, she finds her new master's hand up her dress as he rubs and squeezes her ass
>Head maid walks in
>She yelps and pulls away
>Head maid begins angrily chastising her for pulling away and leaving their master unsatisfied

>> No.18247330

>>18247304
I'd want a head maid recruiting and training new maids to be my wives, with her as the head wife of course.
Is it wrong that I'd want her to be rough in her training, like when a new maid isn't deep throating me during a blowjob, she steps on her head to force her down?

>> No.18247340

I'm going insane because now I want a story of a Pict/Celt and assorted MG adventures. FUCK.

>> No.18247342

>>18247340
Balor monster girls.

>> No.18247349

>>18247340
Kinda makes me wonder what girls would be natives to real life nations and ethnicities.
Like romans.

>> No.18247353

HEY NIGHTGAUNT CHAN I HEAR YOU'RE AFRAID OF LOUD NOISES PLEASE TELL ME NIGHTGAUNT CHAAAAAAAN

>> No.18247355

>>18247340
Viking vs Celtic monsters who gets all the husbands first?

>> No.18247358

>>18247353
TIME TO BUY A NEW STEREO

>> No.18247368

>>18247349
Well, the UK would be...

Redcap, Cu Sidhe, Cait Sidhe, Leanen Sidhe, Titania, Goblins, Hobgoblins, Unicorns, Fairy, Pixie, Selkie, and last but not least, Weresheep all over Wales and Scotland.

>> No.18247377

>>18247330
Would she also make sure the new girls always have their butt plugs in by putting them in the girls herself?

>> No.18247379

>>18247368
What about
>>18243365

>> No.18247387

>>18247377
Of course. She is iron-fisted in her training. And she won't tolerate any complaints about them being too big. After all, Master is bigger.

>> No.18247391

>>18247368
What monstergirls would be extremely prominent in your country/state?
Snakes, cows and spiders.

>> No.18247394

>>18247368
ALSO,

Every single Wonderland Monster.

>> No.18247395

>>18247368
If every country has 20 monstergirls it loses the point in my opinion. Each should have about 3-4 at most.

>> No.18247398

>>18247391
>Virginia
White Horns, Tanukis, Cancer, Harpies, Tobacco Nymphs/Dryads

>> No.18247400

>>18247387
I like it.

>> No.18247403

>>18247145
>>18247145
>>18247255
>>18247255
DELETE THIS

https://imgur.com/a/hs9IC
https://imgur.com/a/hs9IC
https://imgur.com/a/hs9IC

>> No.18247407

>>18247387
Would she also train her daughters the same way once they're of age?

>> No.18247408

>>18247403
Get mad stay mad shitty lolihags.

>> No.18247421

>>18247145
>>18247403
But what about OppaiBaphos?

>> No.18247422

>>18247403
Mature Baphos > Loli Baphos

>> No.18247427

>>18247421
Would love and cuddle

>> No.18247428

>>18247403
Look children, an extremely non-aerodynamic stunted goat! How cruel of nature!

>> No.18247437

High orc has been posted on Monster Girls Redux. Image limit here is reached but you can find her here: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1556

>> No.18247442

>>18247407
Only if they were the only maids she planned on recruiting. She'd probably start molding them mentally earlier on.

>> No.18247465

>>18247437
>You must register an account

>> No.18247468

>>18247465
Is registering at the site that posts translations first really such a bother?

>> No.18247482

>>18247468
Yes.

>> No.18247483

>>18247468
Moreso than just copy-pasting the text. (Or uploading the image?) Particularly if you're copy-pasting the URL anyway.

>> No.18247502

>>18247349
Once I wanted to post a blank worldmap here so anons would choose one species for each country, but for some reason I didn't do it.

>> No.18247503

>>18247483
Fine you lazy anons, here she is: https://imgur.com/a/sptai

>> No.18247512

>>18247503
>Beat one
>The rest of the dominoes fall like a house of cards

>> No.18247521

>>18247503
They seem like a lot of fun.

>> No.18247530

>>18247503
>Crazily offset nipple placement
>Dom girl into sub girl
Sasuga KC

>Smell fetish girl
Not as great as I thought.

>> No.18247531

>>18247512
>They literally collapse on the ground is a high orc is beaten, overwhelmed with despair.

It's hilariously over dramatic, although one would imagine it doesn't happen often given how strong the high orcs are.

>> No.18247532

>>18247427
>>18247428
>An Oppai Bapho who smirks knowing she has the best of both worlds
>Also has impossibly huge hips

>> No.18247537

>>18247503
Another dom that goes sub, meh.

>> No.18247543

>>18247537
She's more of a switch.

>> No.18247548

>>18247532
Yep.
The smuggest and the cuddliest

>> No.18247553

>>18247537
Orcs have always been like that anon, did you expect an Orc variant to be different?
All you have to do is not beat her in a fight.

>> No.18247562

>>18247553
Well since there are variants, we could have a bit of everything, like with canids; a sub one, a switch one and a.. oh wait.

>> No.18247568

>>18247503
>Their den is pervaded by the choking feminine stench of the high orc
Unf. My kinda girl.

>> No.18247581

>>18247391
>Diamondback Lamia
>Mighty Saguaro Alurane
>Genki Cactus Wren and Roadrunners
>Nearly feral Coyote-chans
>An unusually large number of devils and demons
>Golem-Chan with the deepest cleavage on earth

Good thing I like lamia

>> No.18247587

>>18247568
Don't forget that getting taken by one means that you're an Orc tribe's private reverse gangbang slut.
Just imagine how loving they'll get after your bodies get used to each other.

>> No.18247596

>>18247587
High orc is my kinda girl. I'd do my best to satisfy her and her underlings. Never wanna press that sub-switch on her.

>> No.18247603

>>18247503
If a High Orc had the scent of spice cake or firewood candles I'd totally go for one.

>> No.18247607

I want to have a fist fight with a High Orc on a snowy mountain.

>> No.18247608

>>18247503
garbage

>> No.18247615

>>18247391
>Seattle
Harpies, Mermaids, Arachne, Wererats, Werebats, Probably Werebears coming in because of all the salmon, Amazons because ha ha Amazon, particularly nerdy Crow Tengus would clog the Starbucks locations all over the city, and there would be plenty of Japanese and Chinese style monsters because of how easy it is for them to come here being on the west cost and all.

>> No.18247621

>>18247608
Okay

>> No.18247623

>>18247581
I want to take little Ryu-chan to MG Arizona and commit climate change!

>> No.18247627

>>18247548
My top wife is a busty, widehipped Bapho with an Anubis secretary

>> No.18247630

>>18247537
Only if you're strong enough to beat a monster that can send an armored knight flying through the air.

>> No.18247634

>>18247150
>>18247160
I like how mgs still try to help them even if they are sore losers. Shows their dedication even if they play hard to get.

>> No.18247636

>>18247587
>>18247596
>When you were taken in, you were terrified by the rough, harsh looking Orcs and their towering musky leader
>You were passed around like a piece of meat, used to satisfy their carnal desires and roughly fucked into submission
>But now, much later, you've become something of the warband's mascot (alongside, of course, communal husband)
>The girls are all still absolute horndogs, but they treat you with a respect that outsiders might not recognize
>They pamper you with gifts from raids and make sure you're kept comfortable, even if after a particular successful night they still descend on you like a wave of meaty rape
>But more often than not, you're seen comfortably huffing the sweet, fragrant stench of the High Orc's sweaty body, curled up against her with no less than five other girls all dogpiled onto you, smiling and pawing at your 'delicate' skin
>You're more than just their personal fucktoy, you're their personal daki and team 'mom' in a way
>Life is good with the warband

>> No.18247638

>>18247627
She'd be top tier for me.
Right next to cuddlecat and office jinko

>> No.18247639

>>18247623
Just be careful she might end up with big haboobs. Seriously, I got valley fever from the last one. I wish I had a monster to mamanomana it away.

>> No.18247646

>>18247596
Just imagine it anon.
>You're tied down on a bed in the middle of a massive hut with the High Orc watching you with a perverted grin on her face.
>Eventually an Orc comes into the room, mounts you and rapes you hard as the High Orc watches.
>After what feels like hours she stops, pats her stomach and then jabs you with a manticore needle before walking out.
>Then another Orc comes in and the process repeats until you've fucked every girl in the tribe but the High Orc, who comes down from her throne sopping wet and mounts you.
>Before the hardest rape of the day begins she leans in and whispers "So how do you like our mating season cutie?" into your ear.

>>18247603
Demonic Energy's a factor anon, it could smell like anything. High Orc musk probably smells like the most arousing thing in the world to you.

>> No.18247650

>>18247638
>Tanned white haired Bapho with bountiful assets
>Anubis secretary follows her around since she thinks she is royalty.
>Ends up working on making a business together in advertising and cute mascots

>> No.18247653

>>18247630
People here can tame a monster that not even the gods could, this one isn't even a challenge. Now seriously, I'm not complaining, just disappointed.

>> No.18247654

>tfw no buttslut Kikimora who proudly boasts about how well she's able to take her master's girth in her ass

>> No.18247656

>>18247636
>>18247646

Both of those are a hell of a good end in my book. I think High orcs just slid right into my top five favorites next to nurarihyon and mice, especially cause they easily bring a harem of cute pudgy orc subordinates with them. 10/10 girls, would get raped by every day.

>> No.18247658

>>18247650
Would be cute.

>> No.18247660

>>18247646
>Demonic Energy's a factor anon, it could smell like anything. High Orc musk probably smells like the most arousing thing in the world to you.

The profile pretty much says as much, and mamono mana need not play a role. Its just how monster bodies work.

From World Guide 1: The Body and Abilities of a Monster

>Furthermore, even their body odor sweetly and pleasantly tickles a man's nostrils. A monster's female scent is peculiar and good, awakening the male instinct inside of men. It makes a man want to be engulfed in the smell forever.

All monsters smell alluring, high orcs just even more so.

>> No.18247662

So High Orcs are now femdom girls, right?

>> No.18247664

>>18247630
>implying that's a problem

>> No.18247668

>>18247662
They can be both, the "Orc" family seems to have that as one of their major shtick

>> No.18247670

>>18247662
They can be, and realistically (i.e. you are not some master warrior) they usually are.

>> No.18247672

>>18247662
Not really, as I see it, if you're captured by them but they don't want you as husband, you end gangraped by the tribe. If they end getting you as a husbando, they go sub eventually.

>> No.18247674

>>18247636
>On the first night anon was terrified
>All the Orcs whooping and hollering as he was shoved into a soft pillow filled hut and forced to kneel in the middle as they filed in.
>As anon watched the doors were shut and the overpowering smell of the High Orc filled the room.
>Anon could practically see the Orcs starting to tense up as their chief's scent drove them into a frenzy, and then he was cut loose.
>As he tried to make a break for it, anon was met with a wall of soft Orc flesh that grabbed him and shoved him back towards the center while tearing off his shirt.
>The Orcs started whooping and hollering, crowding around him and forcing him back while tearing more and more of his clothing off.
>Then one of them, a particularly busty shortstack, grew confident enough to shove him to the ground.
>Before anon could react she had climbed on top of him and was hovering her enormous ass over his dick as her sisters chanted "Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!"
>Anon could barely register the next twelve hours as his dick was consumed by the lewd Orc's pussy and his vision became obscured by multiple pairs of soft pink tits and one enormous pair of brown ones.
>He couldn't deny the post sex cuddling wasn't amazing though.

>> No.18247676

>>18247646
What if the most arousing smell in the world to me is Just her

>> No.18247679

>>18247664
Well don't most people here not self insert as some great warrior unless they want to be with a monster suited to such a person?

>> No.18247682

>>18247670
>master warrior
I think that's a little extreme.

>> No.18247687

>>18247672
You misunderstood completely. Getting gangraped is the usual thing that happens when you become their husband. It outright calls such a man a husband in the profile.

Its only when they are beaten in battle that they go all "submit to the dick" on you, since its the orc way that the strong should dominate the weak.

>> No.18247689

>>18247650
Would you want double Paizuri from them?

>>18247654
But does she have an ass that her skirt struggles to contain. I say her skirt and not her panties because clearly someone like that wouldn't wear any.

>>18247676
Get ready for a life of nonstop heart pupils, because she's not stopping her hips until you've got them.

>> No.18247696

>>18247682
Well good enough to defeat a monster that can send crowds of people flying, can toss a armored knight in the air, can lead an assault on and win against a bandit stronghold, etc.

Perhaps "master" is overstating things, but clearly you'd have to be well above average at least.

>> No.18247707

>>18247696
So are you saying that you at least have to be as strong as Krillin if you want to take on a High Orc?

>> No.18247708

>>18247656
Would be fun and cute if it was a pretty unique band of characters making up the small warband too. Ten girls each with wildly different bandit/toughie personalities, and then the Noble Savage High Orc on top.
You'd have your knife-crazy sadist, your big heavyset brawler, the shortstack mugger, smarmy faux knight, busty lure, bottom heavy rogue luchadore "El Cerdo", you know, all the staples.

>> No.18247711

>>18247696
"Average" in the setting is pretty much fodder-tier, so it's not hard to outdo that.
Or just use magic.

>> No.18247720

>>18247689
Of COURSE!

>> No.18247725

>How to defeat a High Orc and instantly obtain a completely submissive harem of Orcs.

W I Z A R D

M A G I C

>> No.18247727

>>18247689
>>18247720
Meant at the double paizuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7c8QghPxk

>> No.18247733

>>18247711
Keep in mind high orcs are smart, you can't just assume you can beat them with magic.

And no, the "average" human in this setting is weaker than pretty much any monster, they're peasant class or traders with no real fighting ability at all. Then you have people who have some training, typical soldiers, and above that you start to get people who could take on average monsters without help. High orcs are clearly above average human soldiers at the very least.

And hey, even if you do have the strength/skill to beat a high orc, if you don't want her to go submissive then just don't use that power on her.

>> No.18247736

>>18247689
Yes, though on days she doesn't expect visitors, she'd wear a dress that's open in the back for ease of access.

>> No.18247740

>>18247725
But I don't want a harem.

>> No.18247742

>>18247740
So you're just gonna disband the tribe and let those orcs go wild?

Who's gonna make sure the countryside is safe?

>> No.18247746

What do you think would happened if a space-faring human civilization were to discover MGE (The planet) while scouting for new worlds one day?

>> No.18247747

>>18247733
Would a H'orc be able to tell if you were sandbagging?
It'd be pretty awkward that the husband you've had for so long was only pretending to be weak.

>> No.18247748

>>18247746
>Spock, I think I'm going to dick everything.

>> No.18247749

>>18247636
>>18247646
>>18247674
What Orcish name would they give you in this position?

>> No.18247750

>>18247746
Sex

>> No.18247752

>>18247749
Manflesh, naturally.

>> No.18247753

>>18247749
Orky orkinnson.

>> No.18247756

>>18247746
>I thought i was gonna bang green space babes
>Instead i'm banging a mythical creature that isn't supposed to exist
>I guess those myths were wrong because they're all sexy as hell and won't kill me

>> No.18247763

You're all thinking about beating a powerful monster in a fair 1on1 battle. That'd usually be impossible to anyone who isn't Blessed by Ares or the Chief God and/or a masterful warrior.

You need to think outside the box.

You have all of the knowledge of this world and the MGE setting?

Use it!

Use technology, clever tacticas and metagaming to get your waifu, Anon!

>> No.18247764

>>18247749
Meat-bone!

>> No.18247766

>>18247763
What if they trained with an old man?

>> No.18247767

>>18247749
>Fucktoy
>Cumpump
>Tribe's slut
>Breeding Stud
>Beloved
>The Tribe's Treasure
>Husband

>> No.18247768

>>18247752
>"Oi, Manflesh! We brought back beer! Come celebrate and bring that big dick with you, haw haw!"
>Lounge in High Orc's lap as the feast and party goes on, dick hanging out for any girl to use when she feels like it
Why does this sound... comfy?

>> No.18247773

>>18247512
Branigan's Big Book of War is a very helpful text.

>> No.18247775

>Show dick
>Win
It's not hard fighting sex monsters

>> No.18247781

>>18247768
>One of the girls engages a bit too much in succin while you're still nuttin and it makes you wince a bit in minor pain
>High Orc suddenly rips her head back and back hands her flying
>SNARLS at her in some guttural language, she looks terrified but the other girls are drunkenly laughing and egging on the interaction
>Offending Orc walks back over and bends over facing away from you, trembling as she spreads her ass for you
>High Orc nudges your back as if to say "Go on then, punish her"

>> No.18247785

>>18247775
Do you think that even monster girls would refuse a dude with a micropenis?

That brings up an interesting point, What kind of man do monster girls hate? What would they refuse, reject, or make fun of?

>> No.18247789

>>18247785
Read the world guides.

>> No.18247790

>>18247763
Just ask a lilim to hook you up. Isn't that their calling?

>> No.18247793

>>18247785
>>18247789

>> No.18247794

>>18247763
But my waifu isn't a warrior.

>> No.18247796

>>18247733
You don't need to be a great warrior to tame a High Ork. You just need strong Dick-fu

>> No.18247800

>>18247796
How does one lose a battle but win the war through Dick-fu, Sensei?

>> No.18247807

>>18247800
Forcibly insert benis.

>> No.18247809

>>18247763
Wait a sec i want to be the one dominated though!

>> No.18247811

>>18247768
Because you'd be surrounded by cute girls who love you.

>> No.18247816

>>18247811
They don't love you Anon, they love your dick!

>> No.18247817

>>18247781
I don't think I'd have the heart to be mad at her, especially cause she was just trying to make me feel good. I'd probably give her a kiss on the cheek and gently cuddlefuck her

>> No.18247820

>>18247800
Sensei says
>Man who is stolen by his enemy in defeat yesterday lives with his training partner today and surpasses his keepers tomorrow

>> No.18247821

>>18247816
You'll find that monstergirls love your dick because it's attached to you.
Orcs wouldn't want to make your their tribe's husband if you didn't make all those cute moans while they raped you. If they wanted just a dick with nothing else they'd raid a dildo shipment.

>> No.18247822

>>18247785
The settings info answers all those questions pretty directly.

>> No.18247824

>>18247817
>Other Orcs get jealous and join the cuddlefuck because they want that too.
>The High Orc is dazzled by your purity.

>> No.18247825

>>18247789
>>18247793
>>18247822
Interesting. Which guides should I read that cover that topic?

>> No.18247831

>>18247825
How new.jpg

>> No.18247833

>>18247816
>implying real love exists
>implying we aren’t all bundles of primal urges and survival instincts dressed up to fool each other

>> No.18247834

>>18247824
I want to show a High Orc human compassion after she gets injured on the battlefield.

>> No.18247839

>>18247825
World Guide I

>> No.18247840

>>18247817
>>18247824
>"Gentle... sex?"
>"Baaagh, these humans are so strange! You pigs may be bamboozled, but not a High Orc like me!"
>Cut to her on her back being ever so gently pumped slow with heartpupils
>"A-aaaah, you're stirring my insides up so nice~!"
>Two Orcs watching from the side chuckle
>"Buuiihii, even boss can't resist!"

>> No.18247843

>>18247824
Wonderful! No one deserves to get hurt over an accident like that. Gonna make sure that high orc isn't left out either!

>> No.18247851

>When a trio of vampire sisters chase you, but they keep screwing up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L05cJ5G6T9A

>> No.18247852

>>18247825
Open wide, here comes the plane!
http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Lore_Books
Start with the encyclopedias, then the world books, then the notebooks

>> No.18247862

>>18247809
Ah, then you just engage in the current plan. Then, when the Monster Girls seems to be all but vanquished, you initiate the "Ooops! I Lost my Balance and Slipped~!" maneuver, so that you fall to the ground with the Monster Girl on top of you in the position of your preference.

Things should take on from there.

>>18247807
But how does one come to the position where they can forcibly insert one's penis in the first place?

>>18247821
Perhaps. But no Monster Girl will love you if you don't have one.

>> No.18247873

>>18247834
>"Oi, Manflesh. Boss got hurt."
>"Feh. Its nothing."
>She walks in with blood matted in her hair and what looks like an oversized crossbow bolt lodged through her shoulder
>"Don't fuss him over such things."
>She winces as she walks to the back of the fort to her quarters, even the other Orcs looking on in concern
So what do you do?

>> No.18247886

>>18247852
And while you should read all of those it may take you a while, so if you want answers to your specific questions then look at the World Guide 1 article titled "Monster Ecology: 6. A Monster's Sense of Values."

>> No.18247891

>>18247873
1. Find the elf who shot her
2. Make her heal up my wif-warboss
3. Chain up the elf and have her watch me satisfy my horde of wiv-I mean nasty war pigs

>> No.18247896

>>18247873
She is going to get medical attention and she is going to like it.

>> No.18247899

>>18247891
Just make sure before you start you get your warboss to shove the elf's face deep in her sweaty armpit so she's overwhelemed with her choking, feminine scent

>> No.18247905

>>18247899
Of course. And then she’d be a quivering mess while we fuck the entire night away.

>> No.18247908

>>18247896
Just imagine her blushing as anon pulls the bolt out, dresses the wound and then draws a hot bath for her to sooth herself in as he washes the blood out of her hair.

>> No.18247913

I want this but with P'Orcs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufFOghMt1yI

>> No.18247919

>>18247913
That's rather extreme...

>> No.18247936

>>18247908
>She thinks she's hiding her blushing girly happiness at being pampered
>She doesn't realize how much her fluffy ears are wiggling
Warboss da tuffest!

>> No.18247945

>>18247936
>She walks out with shampoo'd hair and looking cleaner than she ever has in her entire life
>She even has a little bow in her hair
>"Whoa, boss! You's lookin... kinda cute!"
>"S-SHUT UP MAGGOT!"

>> No.18247966

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, keep an eye out for flat-fish who are trying to keep warm in the winter, its pretty cold and they don't have the fat neccessary to keep warm on their own.

>> No.18247976

>>18247966
Why do aquatic monstergirls need breast anyways?

>> No.18247981

>>18247976
Floatation aids and attracting mates.

>> No.18247982

>>18247976
Same reason the lizards do.

>> No.18247994

>>18247982
So they can fill out clothes?

>> No.18248000

>>18247976
Well all MGE monsters that give birth to babies feed said babies with milk, i.e. they have mammary glands. Presumably most that lacked them in the previous age gained them as part of becoming "more human" when the succubus Mamono Lord came to power.

>> No.18248009

>>18248000
Oh to clarify, "give birth" includes monsters that lay eggs as well. I was just trying to distinguish from ones like slimes that reproduce by dividing and presumably do not feed their young.

>> No.18248020

>>18247768
>"Oi, Manflesh!"
I've played too much Shadow of Mordor to not imagine that in an Uruk's voice

>> No.18248024

>>18248020
I know that it has, in its own twisted way, opened me to the options of becoming the communal husband of an orc band.

>> No.18248031

>>18248020
>High Orc will never greet you with "MY BOI"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLySHMovYUQ

>> No.18248038

>>18248031
>I'm not like those other orcs

>> No.18248040

>>18248024
I wouldn't mind that either, but I'd rather be equal with all the other orcs rather than a lowly fucktoy. I'd answer directly to the High Orc just like the others because she likes to sneak me away for private, passionate lovemaking

>> No.18248041

>>18248031
If the game let me drop my weapons I'd do it, this guy seems trustworthy.

>> No.18248043

>>18248040
I want that big, muscled High Orc riding me reverse cowgirl style while some of the underlings peek through the door

>> No.18248048

>>18248031
>ywn travel the lands binding High Orcs to you with a magically enchanted wedding ring

>> No.18248053

>>18248048
I'm going to give the ring to the spider lady since she asked nice.

>> No.18248055

I want to see pics of a high orc headbutting someone (who is most likely minding their own business) off a cliff.

I fucking hate Bullfango sometimes.

>> No.18248077

>>18247145
>This pre-liminary work focuses solely on comparing the relevant effects of large breasts of a selected human design to that of the same design but with, euphemistically, “lesser tracts of land”.
L E S S E R
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>> No.18248078

>>18248055
Excited for world, eh?

>> No.18248082

>>18248055
About as bad as Rhenoplos

>> No.18248089

>>18248038
>(Slaps meaty thigh)

>> No.18248090

>>18247355
Vikings respected the celts, and bred with them to make superior warriors

>> No.18248091

>>18248053
>spider lady gives you visions of the future
>it's just you and her living in a nice suburban home with your many daughterus

>> No.18248099

>>18248091
But so many webs! How will you ever get all of those daughterus to clean their rooms?!

>> No.18248106

>>18248099
They'll go without dinner if they don't clean their rooms!
Their mother worked very hard on making a nutritious dinner!
It's important to get lots of nutrients, from all parts of the food pyrarachnid.

>> No.18248108

>>18247503
>Their body goes soft
Hold on, are you saying she loses her muscles?

And I might be reading too much into it, but when it says "females who submit to the male" does that mean in general, or the male who subdued the high orc specifically?

>> No.18248109

>>18248106
>pyrarachnid.
Don't you mean pyramid?

>> No.18248112

>>18247537
The fag really needs to do more sub girls that go dom. I guess that's just how it is with nips though, gotta dom all the fantasy women, because you can't dom any of the real ones.

>> No.18248118

>>18248112
Anon you're talking this too seriously.

>> No.18248123

>>18248106
They'll just eat their webs.

>> No.18248131

Picture this: Portals open and our childhood selves were correct. Monsters interested in marrying you can invade from under your bed, in a closet, or down a dark hallway. How would you respond to the possibility of you perfect waifu suddenly appearing in your house and spooking you, intentionally or not?
From there, how would you want your waifu to appear?
>shadowy figure from the hallway
>monstrous figure from under your bed
>behind a closed closet door
>while you’re washing your hair in the shower
>while you’re trying to fall asleep
>while you’re watching a movie alone

>> No.18248132

>>18248112
I mean the orcs go dom to sub already, it would make sense if the high orc did the same thing. Isn't there a spider monster girl that does just that depending on the time of day. Like day=sub night=dom.

>> No.18248138

>>18248131
I'd rather have her appear at my front door and knock. Any of those other ones would scare the shit out of me.

>> No.18248139

>>18248132
You’re thinking of jorogumo and werebats.

>> No.18248142

>>18248112
Who's a big man? Is it you? I think it is! Big man!

>> No.18248146

>>18248131
1. My childhood self that believed in monsters in the night was not interested in monsters.
2. Most Monsters that would target children in their beds would be Nightgaunts, as that is more or less how their existence came to be.
3. I'd probably run to my parents room and cry for help, because how the fuck to you react to some giantic monster in the middle of the night trying to rape you as a kid?

>> No.18248147

>>18248131
>>while you’re washing your hair in the shower
Oh fuck you anon, that shit still sometimes gets to me. I mean, I'd be fine with it if it was my waifu obviously, but still.

>> No.18248149

>>18248138
>vampire arrives at your door at midnight on a dark and stormy evening
>”Good evening. Do you have any rooms for the night? The roads are washed out and my horse has a flat tire.”

>> No.18248152

>>18248131
I never worried about there being something under my bed or in a dark hallway because I've always lived with cats and therefore I've always known that there's something there.

>> No.18248157

>>18248149
How can horses have flat tires?

>> No.18248159

>>18248112
>I guess that's just how it is with nips though, gotta dom all the fantasy women

Except that that's almost how every myth, legend and fairy goes around. There's a big, meany monster around the place and no one can defeat it. The comes a hero that either through wits or strength defeats the monster forever, and slays it, then gets the girl.

The only difference is that the monster and the girl are the same thing in this instance.

>> No.18248160

>>18248146
You misunderstand. I meant if the portals opened today, but the girls entered our world the way we thought they would as scared little kids.

>> No.18248164

>>18248157
Come on let her in, she seems legit. Don't be a pussy, man.

>> No.18248166

>>18248160
I would rather get pulled in than bring monsters to this world.

>> No.18248168

>>18248131
>How would you respond to the possibility of you perfect waifu suddenly appearing in your house and spooking you, intentionally or not?
I've thought about this, and this is basically the worst possible way for me to find out MG are real. My home is my castle and my safe place, any intrusion is going to be met with the nearest weapon or at the very least a shit ton of REEEEE before I calm down, if I calm down. If she wanted to make a good impression she'd come across me in a public space or ring the goddamn door bell because that's why it's there. If we have to go the bump in the night route though I want a movement out of the corner of my eye or a small noise in another room I'd investigate. When I round the corner/turn on the light my waifu would be sitting there in a non-threatening manner and hopefully with an apology on her lips.

>> No.18248171

>>18248164
But I don't have any other bedrooms aside from my own.

>> No.18248172

>>18248157
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eoP9x11VZK0

>> No.18248173

>>18248132
I'm not talking switch, the majority of his dom girls go permanently sub, or "MERE", if you will. He needs to do girls who go dom permanently.

>>18248118
waifus is serious business.

>>18248159
I suppose you have a point. I guess I just ascribed the trait to Japanese media because I mainly only consume Japanese media. My bad.

>> No.18248177

>>18248131
>How would you respond to the possibility of you perfect waifu suddenly appearing in your house and spooking you, intentionally or not?
Extremely glad that she actually exists. Night terrors aren't fun, and feeling like a retard over getting scared shitless over nothing is even worse.
And it might be the masochist in me, but for some reason I'd rather have it be slow and methodical, with her whispering words, my name, or even giggling just low enough that I suspect I imagined it instead of having actually heard it.
Then, little things like some objects being just a tiny little bit moved about, at first not even a room away, but then ending up in nonsensical places like the front door's key ending up in a kitchen pot.
Later on, she actually starts showing herself in the shadows for just a split second, only being able to see movement with how I'm effectively blind when it's dark due to shit eyesight.
Up to her on how to actually appear in full, though.

>> No.18248181

>>18248173
>the majority
Do you have any proof to back up that claim?

>> No.18248184

>>18248173
The amazoness, manticore and hellhound do those.

>> No.18248185

>>18248171
Just sleep on the couch, what kind of a gentleman are you?

>> No.18248186

>>18248168
Boy, sure is gonna suck for you when your wife rapes you in your safe space

>> No.18248188

>>18248131
Id choose when trying to fall asleep because She can introduce herself to me normally without spooking me too much. Once she shows me she’s means no harm and we realize who each other are, we can cuddle in bed and fall asleep together smiling with tears of joy on our faces.

>> No.18248194

>>18248185
I guess I could do that, although I can't really trust a complete stranger.

>> No.18248196

>>18248186
If she rape rapes me she was never my wife, just some harlot that's getting the boot as soon as I'm able to provide it. My wife would seduce me, and it wouldn't be hard once she'd got me to decide she could be trusted. If she just "rapes" me then it wouldn't suck at all.

>> No.18248197

>>18248184
Also Dark Elf, Ushi-Oni, and most other members of the Arachnae family

>> No.18248198

>>18248194
Come on anon, what are the odds you’re both serial killer?

>> No.18248200

>>18248198
Why are you jumping to serial killer? I was thinking more about her robbing me while I was asleep.

>> No.18248202

>>18248184
The Dark Elf also.

>> No.18248204

>>18248131
The ones that would scare me the most are a shadowy figure in a dark room/behind a closed door. Lots of irrational decisions would subsequently occur, doubly so if I happened to be drinking that night.
Most likely case would be when I'm taking a shower, since she'd probably ooze through the shower head.

>> No.18248206

>>18248131
Very happy.
I don't care how mindflayer waifu comes if she can fix me up and love me.

>> No.18248214

>>18248196
How would you feel about a girl who is set on ”raping” you, but only consensually after getting to know you? She believes that any time a monster has sex with a human, it’s “rape”

>> No.18248218

>>18248184
>hellhound

>> No.18248222

>>18248218
Yes, Hellhounds are permanently dominant.

>> No.18248223

>>18248184
Amazons and manticores are just straight doms, which I never said don't exist. I'm talking sub to dom, which basically don't exist, unless you consider Kikis or any girl I've maybe forgotten. As for hellhounds, they go sub too. KC said they can be tamed.

And lets be honest here, knowing KC's style, do you think any of the Dom girls in MGE could resist submitting to the cock if thoroughly trounced in combat?

>>18248181
No, sorry. "A sizeable amount." Better?

>> No.18248225

>>18248204
What about something meek like a Kiki tapping you on your shoulder to ask if you want something to drink while your working on the computer?
>”Excuse me master, would you care for some tea or something?”
>”Maybe just a glass of milk, thanks”
>”Great! I’ll be right back~!”
>”Thanks”
>...
>”WHAT THE HELL?”

>> No.18248226

>>18248222
No.

>> No.18248231

>>18248214
Well, if we stop abusing quotes and translate "rape" to "ravish" then it's great. I'd probably go down easily enough once she does know me, the only reason I don't have sex even now is because I don't trust easily and can't be bothered with pursuing it. We could even do some roleplay if it gets her off. I'll be expecting cuddles afterward regardless.

>> No.18248232

>>18248196
How can she say she loves you if she wouldn't even rape you?

>> No.18248236

>>18248223
And that's just because not all monster girls can folllow what's in the encyclopedia. Evem though submissive hellhounds exist doesn't mean the majority is.

>> No.18248237

>>18248223
>Better
Not really, because your argument lacks proof that backs up that claim. It's similar to posters whining about there being nothing but dominant girls in MGE.

>> No.18248239

>>18248112
Sub girl becoming a permanent dom would be hot
How would that work.

>> No.18248241

>>18248239
It probably wouldn't. Although you could most likely have one be dominant every once in a while.

>> No.18248244

>>18248239
Little Ushi loses her seal. Things are never the same.

>> No.18248251

>>18248237
Are you honestly telling me that with orcs and high orcs, dragons, lizardmen and salamanders any anymore I can't list off the top of my head my argument lacks proof?

You're full of shit.

>>18248239
Like I mentioned, kiki. Iirc, she goes dom if you fail to get your shit together, and she starts taking control

>> No.18248252

>>18248239
It wouldn't, you can thank nips and their "nothing can beat the D." shit

>> No.18248257

>>18248251
Five girls out of the hundreds that stay dominant doesn't prove your point. It just makes you look like a faggot that gets upset over a wish fulfillment setting

>> No.18248261

>>18248188
>”~husband~”
>...
>”~are you awake? If not, don’t get up.~”
>...
>”~It’s me, your perfect wife. Don’t worry about anything. I’m here now.~”
>mhhhhh
>”I’m just going to squeeze in here, next to you in bed. Kinda big and lonely for one person huh? You won’t be needing to hug that pillow anymore”
>ahhhhhhhh
>”Eeep! Hubby, you’re so forward. That’s what I like about you though. We’ll be so happy together. I love you so much.”
>mmmmuffyuutoo
>”Haaaa!”

>> No.18248262

>>18248251
>>18248257
Also, you're forgetting that being able to make those girls into subs is a task that only a rare amount of men could do.

>> No.18248270

>>18248257
>Hundreds stay dominant
Time for you to start proving some of your bullshit, bucko, that's a big claim. I expect to see a list of a hundred girls who perma dom now

But you won't because you're a hypocrite. Besides, a majority of the girls don't even mention the sub/dom dynamic

>> No.18248273

>>18248257
>hundreds that stay dominant
Not him but, not really.

>> No.18248280

>>18248261
Which girl would introduce themselves like this?

Also, it occurs to me that nightmares would be great at introducing themselves in ways where they suddenly have to show up. You know, if they can get through the door and navigate the house, anyway.

>> No.18248287

>tfw no maid who views anyone other than her master and fellow maids who serve him as lesser creatures who are unfit to even breathe the same air as her

>> No.18248292

>>18248225
I'd probably shrug it off as imagining things at first, but when she comes back, then WTF moment truly starts.

>> No.18248294

>>18248131
First I'd like to know how a girl of her size is gonna fit and move inside my apartment.

>> No.18248297

>>18248131
>Fairy is waifu

>One comes from under my bed while I sleep.
>Tries to wake me up, but I sleep like a log.
>Defeated, she resigned to lay on top of me until I wake up.
>Soon after she dozes off I roll around and crush her underneath my massive human weight..

ded

>> No.18248298

>>18248294
>Ushi appears under your bed
>She's stuck in your bedroom unless you want property damage
Buildings would have to be redesigned in order to accommodate the big girls.

>> No.18248299

>>18248294
Whatcha got? Horsepussy? Spider cow?And actually, how would that work for guys with aquatic waifus? An unagi joro is going to have a tough time dragging herself from under my bed, even if it is high.

>> No.18248307

>>18248131
I think I'd like for my girls to appear while im asleep. Being woken up by my three beautiful wives peppering me all over with kisses sounds like a great way for the rest of our lives to start.

>> No.18248309

>>18248298
Wait don't monster girls have the ability to turn into humans temporary?

>> No.18248311

>>18248298
>Waifu appears in room
>You have to take out the window so she can get out

This once again brings me to wonder how MG would integrate with society to start though. I'd be mostly okay unless vanilla succubi are actually blueberry.

>> No.18248316

>>18244688
hows it going btw?

>> No.18248319

>>18248239
You do X or fail to do X which leads to the girl going dom.

>> No.18248322

>>18248309
Some, but it's not common at all. That eight foot tall and six foot wide Ushi is gunna be your bed for awhile there champ.

>>18248311
Once the rampant xenophobia is over, they'd integrate as well as a Frenchman who came to America in the early 1900s with nothing but a hammer and a powerful laxative.

>> No.18248323

>>18248299
>>18248294
>>18248131
I might like a story like this.

A story where some guy who doesn't know about MGE gets a monster girl under his bed.

It's an Ushi.

He somehow manages to escape the room before she gets him, and she can't get out.

>> No.18248328

>>18248316
It'd come out faster if I didn't need to do university stuff. Expect it next week.

>> No.18248327

>>18248309
No? Some of them can appear more human if they're already close in appearance and others can polymorph to make living among humans more convenient but it's a really uncommon thing to be able to make a major change.

>> No.18248333

>>18248323
>and she can't get out.
I was imagining cute ushi noises while she grasps for his just out of each body, but then I realized this would probably end up with him being short at least one wall.

>> No.18248348

>>18248333
What kind of personality would she have? I’m picturing an Ushi “hiding” under her husband’s bed but actually lifting the whole works three feet up. If that wasn’t enough, there’s an audible swish swish sound of her tail as she waits for you to wake up so she can jump you.

>> No.18248356

>>18248287
>monster tries to rape you
>your maids gang up and beat the shit out of her
>"Who do you think you are, putting your wretched hands on our Master?! Like hell we'd let you put that rotten maggot hole you call a pussy around Master's divine cock!

>> No.18248362

>>18248323
>>18248333
Lets say that he lives in a fairly resilient house with small windows and door-frames and that he manages to escape through one of them.

Also that he lives far away from huge population centers

Also, there' a massive blizzard outside and it's going to last all winter. Blizzard to which he has thankfully prepared for by buying enough rations for a whole family to last several months.

Neither of them can go anywhere and are forced to stay in the same house. The monstrosity keeps doing terrifying noises all day and night, but every day she starts being more quiet, for she hasn't eaten or drank water for weeks and she hasn't had any Spirit Energy to replenish her DE reserves (that are not natural to this world) that allow her to regenerate and survive for longs periods of time without feeding.

>> No.18248363

>>18248348
>The portal worked! Oh my god the portal worked!
>Oooo he's got a foam mattress! That'll cushion him nicely.
>How long is he going to sleep? Should I jump him now?
>No. I can wait. I've waited 26 years, I can wait more.
>Wait, what's that noise?
>OOO he has a puppy too! Ohai puppy!

I forgot where I was going with this, but the thought of waking up and looking down to find an Ushi petting your dog is cute.

>> No.18248365

>>18248348
Well,
>she waits for you to wake up...
Is a good sign at least. I generally don't imagine ushi being especially intelligent, so she'd probably be like an unruly puppy until she gets enough dick to finally calm down. After that you'd have a curious bulldozer following you around until she learns to speak the language/speak at all. It might not be that bad provided you keep her satisfied. I wonder if meds would take some of the rape out of her or if thet'd really even be necessary because the wandering scholar is mostly full of shit.

>> No.18248369

>>18248363
>I've waited 26 years
S-she's been waiting since I was conceived?

>> No.18248374

>>18248369
You should see the fan fiction she's written about you.

>> No.18248375

>>18248356
Could be just one maid defending her mastah - not necessarily a group

>> No.18248376

>>18248362
Hey now, this is interesting. So what, he takes pity on her eventually and feeds her or does she finally get so exhausted she stops she can't keep up the rape machine act anymore and tries to talk? There are a bunch of different ways that could go.

>>18248363
Oh right, I forgot my dog in this situation. He's useless when he's asleep anyway, I suppose it wouldn't matter much if anyone pops in at night.

>> No.18248377

>>18248374
I don't want to play anymore.

>> No.18248390

>>18248376
>Hey now, this is interesting. So what, he takes pity on her eventually and feeds her
That was my idea.
Headcanon is that the same insane amounts of DE in Ushi bodies that allow them to regenerate is what drive them insane with lust, so as she uses both her fat and DE reserves to sustain herself she starts getting weaker and also more rational.
There is no act, Ushis are really just that horny. But even if there were they still wouldn't be able to talk because of language differences.
The guy eventually takes pity on the "thing" weakly moaning from his room now turned prison cell and maybe notices a bit of lucidity in her eyes with the lack of DE in her body.

Naturally, the blizzard outside still rages on, probably caused by some angsty Ice Queen in very similar conditions as the Ushi in a house close to there.

>> No.18248399

>>18248131
I'd have to get her out of the house ASAP.

For some reason, the family is convinced that the house needs to be exorcised.

>> No.18248413

>>18248390
Makes sense. So she's more rational at that point, I presume attempts at communicating take place at some point like a Tarzan and Jane situation. She wouldn't be getting any more spirit energy for a good while either because, stonking great tits aside, ushis don't really inspire lust in the common man, or at least I headcanon DE would cause most of the lust related to them until you've been ushi'd at least once so she's just a curvy thing to him.

Meanwhile, some other poor sap is shivering in his safe room while some lusty ice chick is moaning outside his door. So ronery ;_;

>>18248399
Is your family hispanic? Do you have a demon waifu?

>> No.18248416

>>18248413
>ushis don't really inspire lust in the common man
Common man is dumb.

>> No.18248421

>>18248131
>>18248294
>>18248299
>Sandworm

https://media.giphy.com/media/l44QkVjrTiBgettq8/giphy.gif

>> No.18248426

>>18248131
While i'm trying to fall asleep for maximum scaredness. I always try to bunch up the extra parts of my blanket and cuddle it.
Thinking about doing that and then realizing its a dragon is going to make me freak out but thankfully i'll be forced back to cuddling even if my paranoid mind would be thinking "FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK I'M DEAD!" After i calm down im gonna ask if we can go to her home, because i hate this place and most people around me.

>> No.18248431

>>18248421
>Something goes bump in the night
>It was your entire house going bump and it's night because your new wife swallowed it

>>18248416
I don't think they are in this case. I certainly wouldn't want to end up with an ushi even knowing what they are.

>> No.18248433

>>18248131
There isn't really much of an "under" for my bed so I guess she'd sneak in from the hallway.
And then a short Demon is going to have to cope with the fact that the boy she wrote stories about being her childhood friend and doing all sorts of kinky shit with is sleeping right in front of her and her heart'll be racing at a mile a minute.

>> No.18248440

I just got the hilarious mental image of a Gyaru Succubus getting really into singing anime songs and freaking out her friends with a passionate rendition of "Devilman no Uta".
That night she dresses up as Devilman Lady and fucks her boyfriend until he passes out and then keeps going until she's satisfied.

>> No.18248450

>>18248421
It brings new appreciation to the lightweight, portable, and foldable ittan-momen. Ideal for compact spaces.

>> No.18248454

>>18248131

With a Kejourou, appearing in the shower with me seems the most fitting. The first one and last two I could see happen

>> No.18248458

>>18248454
>Last two
>While you're watching a movie
>Kejourou
She'd better crawl out of the screen.

>>18248450
Ittan momen in space saver bags! She wouldn't even fill up your carry-on!

>> No.18248461

>>18248458

Well she's not a ghost but maybe she'd find a way somehow to crawl out of a screen.

>> No.18248468

>>18248458
>She forms a portal using the TV as a focus.
>As she gets closer and closer the screen changes from the movie to scenes from her imagination of her screaming and moaning in pleasure.
>When she breaches through, she's panting and twitching slightly.
>Anon has to drag her through before the portal closes and drags her back to her world.
>Now anon has to deal with the fact that he has an incredibly busty girl with curtain length hair laying unconscious and naked on his bed because clothes can't survive these early portals.

>> No.18248500

>>18248461
All you have to do is say that she's using the screen as the portal ala >>18248468. Easy peasy.

>>18248468
This isn't bad. It'd be freaky for sure but I'd activate White Knight mode pretty quickly after the initial shock, especially if she's defenseless. She'd have to batter down my harem protag defenses but I'm sure she could manage.

>> No.18248504

>>18248468

When she wakes up before I do and finds me in the same bed as her and notices that she's wearing some spare PJs and a T-shirt. Well let's just say i'd be spending plenty of time in that bed.

>> No.18248517

>Tanuki loses a bet as part of a long game
>Has to work as Anon's maid for 6 months
>Plans to use his complacency to make huge money off of him
>Underestimates her own instincts
>Begins to genuinely enjoy serving a man
>Goes from wanting to get rich off of him to wanting to get him rich

>> No.18248525

How does an alraune go through a portal?

>> No.18248531

>>18248525
They can unroot their flowers and move that way.

Or they can get put onto a wheelbarrow by a friend of theirs and have them make a delivery for one Mr. Anonymous

>> No.18248535

>>18248525
If Swamp Thing and Mantis have taught me anything it's that plant-based lifeforms can leave their physical forms behind and manifest anywhere that has plant-matter to take over.

>> No.18248537

>>18248525
Slowly. Or, alternatively, the portal just moves over them. You wake up to a window covered in vines with one green face peeking through.

>> No.18248544

>>18247696
>its another "you have to stay true to your laws of physics in this fantasy porn setting" episode
How many more fucking times do we have to discuss that its a fantasy setting. Even then, its never specified you have to win a fair fight. Pigs are for hunting and trapping.

>> No.18248546

>>18248280
The answer is my waifu, but any shy or friendly monster girl would introduce themselves this way. For me this situation would involve a Flowkelp, who would hug me so tightly because She no longer has to hug her pillow anymore and we can Hold each other to our hearts content.

>> No.18248553

>>18248223
Because making a dom girl sub appeals to doms, but while making a sub girl dom is okay for subs, almost all would just prefer a straight up dom from the get go instead of having to work for it.

>> No.18248564

>>18248537

Alternatively he wakes up and his house becomes a pseudo forest.

>> No.18248574

>>18248553
I don't presume to speak for others and I suggest you don't either.

At any rate, the thought of a sub girl going dom gets me hard. I can't help but think it's through some form of "failing" though, real or otherwise. In my mind it's closely linked to yanderes.

Maybe you just stare off into space in the presence of your cute sub waifu a few too many times, and women happen to walk past your field of view. Slowly, she comes to think you're staring at other women while she's right then and the thought has her uneasy, so she deicdes to manipulate things from the shadows, and you no longer spend so much time outside, but live comfily at home, enjoying the unexpected change in your wife's forwardness. Not only is her cooking improving, but chores here and there seem to be done before you even realize they need to be.

In fact, you begin to suspect that a vampire has laid her claws into your wife, for how else do you explain her sudden fixation with biting, marking you and even drawing blood. Not that you can complain too loudly, as she becomes tighter than a baphomet when she does it.

>> No.18248634

>>18248574
I kinda imagine my waifu getting possessive, except without her really realizing she’s doing it.
It just seems like a normal thing to her, if that makes any sense.

>> No.18248647

>>18248634
It makes absolute sense. The longer she spends time with you the deeper she finds her love to be. A bottomless, fathomless depth that seems to reach into the abyss itself, cause its blackest darkness to quake with the cosmic immensity of her love for you.

What if it was taken away? What if there were intruders? What if, heavens and gods forbid she had to SHARE you? That cannot be. That can never be. Clearly she has to protect you more thoroughly

>> No.18248658

>>18248517
I'd love to see that moment when she's happily putting the finishing touches on a dinner made with love for her Master when she suddenly realizes this wasn't what she planned in the first place

>> No.18248680

Here's a song to pass the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12jaPaEb38I

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