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Accept the shark love

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.18360923

Maids are olev

>> No.18360927

Cute shark.
I want a whale shark neesan

>> No.18360930

Don't forget about us KDF

>> No.18360934

Eros followers. Obviously.

>> No.18360944

If you insist anon. The annual bondage game would be where all three of us put on our matching pink latex catsuits and use our personalized mechanical self-bondage chairs. We'd help each other put on ball gags and gas masks which would be attached to large tanks of gaseous aphrodisiacs. Then we'd sit in the chairs which would automatically restrain us and tease our various bits with very low intensity vibrators. The chairs would be arranged in such a way that each of us can clearly see the other two, and after a few hours of teasing and sweating and huffing the strong love gas the chairs would automatically release us and we'd just go at each other for as long as it takes to feel satisfied!

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I love tigers!

>> No.18360951

Yeah. And the Eros Paladins also make a special guest appearance to help any of the new girls in any way possible.

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>Accept the shark love
2 dangery

>> No.18360966

Yeah, I'd fuck a monstergirl I guess.

>> No.18360974

>KDF in 2018

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>> No.18360988

What do you even mean by this anon?

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Don't forget to stretch before AND after you exercise.

>> No.18361008

This is my answer to how my waifu and I celebrate Valentines Day.

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>> No.18361021

>me too
Who molested her?

>> No.18361029

>”D-don’t play with those! T-that’s not a place you should be touching!”
Big softie.

>> No.18361047

I want to beat a Tanuki in poker!

>> No.18361059

Grope and squeeze be it her chest or elsewhere

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What happens if a vampire and a mershark bite at the same time? each taking a side

>> No.18361076

Jerk! She’s just minding her own business! Just because her tits are as big as your whole torso doesn’t mean you can molest them!

>> No.18361081

Fuck off back to /d/.

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>> No.18361096

! !

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>> No.18361105

>wanting to wear pink
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>> No.18361108

Nurse sharks. Think of the tits. Think of the milk.

Well they'd fuck you!

>> No.18361112

If protag-kun doesn't impregnate every single one of them by the end of the manga someone's going to die I swear to god.

>> No.18361115

>he doesn't know

>> No.18361118

Know what?

>> No.18361119
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Remember to scoop up your shark children and tell them you and their mother love them very much.

>> No.18361122

>eeew dad, put me down.

>> No.18361124

KDF is bi

>> No.18361130

You can’t stop me!

Whale sharks do too!
In fact, I’ll take both!

>> No.18361131

There is nothing wrong with wanting to wear pink anon, pink is a neat color.

>> No.18361132

isnt it suffocating?

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>> No.18361144

>still no blind Greenland Mershark onee-san who is ultra clingy
I just want to cuddle a huge blind girl.

>> No.18361153

I want to rub her nose.

>> No.18361154

Big blind girls are olev.
Be they Moonlight Titania or otherwise.

>> No.18361167

Too lewd!

>> No.18361174

Why do you people insist on talking about KDF so much?

>> No.18361175

Her cute disgruntled look?

For you

>> No.18361184

I want to fatten up a echidna!


>> No.18361191

He's the most interesting thing in these god forsaken threads.

>> No.18361195

I want to go to a kitsune shrine with a laser pointer!

>> No.18361204

That’s just pregnancy

>> No.18361205

Do not bully the mikos anon, everything about their training tells them to resist but they just can't! Please do not torment them so.

>> No.18361207
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Thoughts on yandere monsters?

>> No.18361209

Many daugherus,not just one!

>> No.18361213

Worst moth.

>> No.18361216

Okay let’s settle this once and for all;

>> No.18361217

I want to go to a kitsune shrine and pray for loving wife!

>> No.18361219

Absolute top tier.

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>> No.18361229

>Evil Snek not so evil after getting impregnated!

>> No.18361241

I want every one of my three wives to be a different flavor of yan

>> No.18361254

If a kobold goes to medical school is she a dogtor?

>> No.18361255

Dude that's like putting three beta fish in a tank.

>> No.18361266

There are flavors?

>> No.18361268

You just reminded me of when I bug bombed the house and forgot to put my fish in the garage first and now I'm sad
Post mer-tits

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They are going to kill each other, there can be only one

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What about girls that are petite but still FIT. Like a werecat gymnast

or a succubus prima ballerina

>> No.18361280

>bug bombed

>> No.18361282

She still corrupts human female POWs.

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Non-roiding musclegirls are the best kind of musclegirls.

>> No.18361290

That’ll do pig.

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>> No.18361295

But anon, that would be Matricide! Or prolicide!

Ay, for example some yans can hide their true selves around the object of their affection while others struggle to contain their urges. Their are also yanderes that are violent towards those who seek their lovers attention while others would try to cloud his eyes and make him see only her

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>> No.18361307

Are these actual scans?

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>> No.18361331

Who dis?

>> No.18361337

A Werebat.

>> No.18361340

Its a combination of his fans being annoying kids and possible astroturfing.

>> No.18361345

Will a yanderes daughteru inherit her mothers mental illn-- extreme love?

>> No.18361347

It seemed so

>> No.18361349

>possible astroturfing
I've always suspected his followers of this.

>> No.18361358

Both of those are a definite. And it doesn't help that he never keeps his shoddy commissions to himself.

>> No.18361360

Didn't he try that in the past but people found them and posted them anyway?

>> No.18361361

I don’t understand what this means. And I have a degree in Turf Management.

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>> No.18361372

I wish I had some of them fans. The only thing people post about me is tell me to finish the fucking story.

>> No.18361379

You can have mine anon, I don't want them.

>> No.18361381

Sometimes. But I’d pay to see a show about a teen Shirohebi who just wants her neighbor anon to notice her while her mother is giving her all these yandere ways to snag a man.
>”Mom, how do I get anon to notice me?”
>”Well dear, just do what I did with your father; get him alone somewhere and drug him and keep him away FroM ALl ThOSe WhOrEs until he agrees to marry you!”
>”Mom, there are rules against doing that these days.”
>cue laugh track

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Don't open. Seriously.

>> No.18361397

Haven't seen this one in a while.

>> No.18361400

Oh man, the shitstorm this caused.

>> No.18361401

Was about to say, that's one old green

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Posting classics, are we?

>> No.18361413

While drugging is shit, that guy was a piece of shit too so ‘meh’. Don’t be an asshole and you don’t get bad stuff to happen to you.

>> No.18361417

Surely none of you were ever actually this angsty, the sonic military academy would have weeded you out before something like this would land here
This has to have been ironically cringey, a word I don’t throw around lightly

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I regret ever screencapping this.

>> No.18361421

Fuck that noise.

>> No.18361424

Why do people still do this.

>> No.18361426

We’ve come a long way at least.

>> No.18361430

A long way down?

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>> No.18361438

Which monster would Misuzu be? Lich? Anubis?

>> No.18361442

>yan harem
If this happens it means the girl's love wasn't enough and she's a failure.

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Talking about the dreams we left behind, not this again

>> No.18361449

The thread has refined out some of the more obnoxious ‘shock value’ stuff made by people just looking to get a rise, so that it can be more about actual Monstergirls.

>> No.18361454

But oomakades do bite their victims and rape them into dependence on them

>> No.18361458

They don’t have to be jerks about it though

>> No.18361459


>> No.18361466

I wish someone had capped my Charon-chan x Hobos story...

>> No.18361471

Yeah, I know. But framing that around some U1tra B4Das5 who lives in a dystopian society where men are third class citizens and he has EPIC rebellious comebacks to the GNARLY Monstergirls just reeks of underageban posting.
Ain’t nothing wrong with creepy girls raping you into submission but there’s a way to do it that’s interesting and then there’s... that.

>> No.18361475

I’d rather have dystopian views of a Monstergirl society than dumb comfy shit run by traitors

>> No.18361476

You're also the shitter behind the bonnet tipper meme among other things. You deserve to be forgotten.

>> No.18361480

>bonnet tipper meme
Am I? I don't remember that one.

>> No.18361482

Then you unironically are better suited for the /tg/ Monstergirl threads
If you think being more ‘realistic’ or ‘interesting’ means you have to make the world you imagine all dystopian and try and paint monsters like evil beings or the enemy like some hamfisted lanternanon story, unironically just go to /tg/‘s thread. That’s their shit over there.

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>"Anyan, does this bikini suit me?"

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That guy’s going to end up being owned by a Tanuki after one too many bad deals isn’t he?

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Yandere mindflayer.

>> No.18361493

>this is what /tg/ thinks

>> No.18361494

Yes, but the fox mask doesn’t.

>> No.18361496

There's a board that's dedicated to that sorta thing y'know. You can just go there.

>> No.18361498

Need the farm one now

>> No.18361501


>> No.18361505

>”We’ll have to give it the motorboat test!”

>> No.18361507

memes aside I hate them but can understand why others like them. Literally 2spooky4me.

>> No.18361522

>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
For fucks sake. His first story was looking at his version of the setting through the eyes of some pro-monster guy and the current story is told by an anti-monster guy (who for some reason is turning pro-monster despite everything that's happened to him in the story). Only certain individuals are shown as evil beings and the rest are just clearly trying to live their lives in a human dominated society that has different values from them. There's very little black and white morality going on there and mostly it's just shades of grey.
I'll happily take that over yet another generic story of some guy dicking a monster two minutes after meeting her.

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>> No.18361537

>stupid newfags trying to fit in think everything is /tg/ now

>> No.18361539

I’d happily take a story that doesn’t take actual literal years to be written just for a slightly different point of view
It’s less that I care about the protagonist being obnoxiously anti monster and more that that should take someone years to write if they want people to stay invested to the actual good or interesting points
Cause spoiler alert, there are a few stories already from humans perspective where they have a hatred of dangerous monsters
It’s called every fucking story about regular monsters in history

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>> No.18361550

A cute!
Adorable nekos.

>> No.18361554

Dogs had puppies. Flea infestation.
Or are you not familiar with the phrase? I know they call it other stuff in different places.

>> No.18361555

>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
That's been happening since he started writing you silly goose.

>> No.18361560

It just doesn’t interest me whatsoever. I don’t know why people laud him so much. Non-insultingly, the tone just really does seem more fitting for a more traditional setting from tabletop gaming.
I’m just one man, but I don’t come to the Monstergirl thread for interesting provacative discussion of the metrics of conflicting societies and how one copes with the pride of their race versus a superior force blah blah blah
It’s just not what I see as the focus of things

>> No.18361561

Who is this Anyan person you keep talking to? Do we have ghosts?

>> No.18361562

>They are robust and able to tolerate capture, handling, and tagging extremely well. As inoffensive as nurse sharks may appear, they are ranked fourth in documented shark bites on humans, likely due to incautious behavior by divers on account of the nurse shark's slow, sedentary nature.

I want to tie and up and ballgag a nurse mershark onee-san before slow paizuri.

>> No.18361567

I can't be aroused and spooked at the same time. Prevents me from being spooked by anything attractive and female.

>> No.18361574

>Little neko gets in a huff
>”Mew are so mean!”

>> No.18361575

The threads have been going downhill for a while now as we lose old members and gain newer ones who seem to have a different idea on what the thread should be.
It used to be that we could have sunshinefags and anons who enjoyed a slightly darker take on the setting and for the most part everyone would get along. I'm not talking full edge here, just content where bad things sometimes happened, like in Peterdnzl's The Spider and the Fly. If he posted that story now he'd just get told to fuck off and stop being an "edgelord".

>> No.18361576

Anon please, no bully!

>> No.18361579

I’m gonna hit you with some shocking truth anon
Not everyone, even those who have been here for a long time, cared for certain authors or indeed any of them at all
Why do you think people got so fucking fed up with the lilims
>”Here’s my hot interesting take/deconstruction of how humans would REALLY react to Monstergirls guys!”
Nah man

>> No.18361580

What's your whyboner monster?

>> No.18361582

That's actually a fair point.

>> No.18361586

Well, there's also
>Nurse sharks are obligate suction feeders capable of generating suction forces that are among the highest recorded for any aquatic vertebrate to date.
So if she's being friendly I'll be happy to remove the gag.

>> No.18361589

I've never liked his stuff and I've been here from the start. I just don't say so much because I choose to avoid what I dislike instead of devoting my life to bitching about it.

>> No.18361592

The loli ones

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>> No.18361594

>Nurse shark blowjobs
At least let her look you in the eyes when you do it.

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>> No.18361602

Alps. They’re just succubi with a different name.

>> No.18361607

>for the most part everyone would get along
We remember that differently, senpai

>> No.18361609

I’ve never liked either of them and have always found them both immensely overrated by people who for some reason want their desire to fuck Monstergirls to be taken seriously
I don’t be pretend this is something it isn’t. I’m here for cheesecake. I always have been. I always will be.

>> No.18361612

I’d say sandworm but, unfortunately, I know exactly why.
So I’ll go with Baphos.

>> No.18361613

Eh? The little cat dudes from pokemon? They seem alright to me. I also don't see how that's relevant to what we were talking about.

>> No.18361616

I like to think this is how many of the anons here deal with things they don't care about: with at least some maturity.
I'm with you on this. For example I never liked Quicksilver even before knowing he was KDF, but I didn't feel the need to hurl abuse at him for writing stuff I didn't like. You can just scroll past it and go on with the thread.

>> No.18361618

This >>18361579 really.
I said that kind of stuff was shit in 2013 and I'll say it's shit now. I'm into monster girls because they're hot, not because I have a tragedy boner, otherwise I'd be in guro/ntr threads or reading bad end stories on fanfiction.net

>> No.18361621

Isn't that a gay term?

>> No.18361622

>People literally unironically shrieking for half a thread arguing for the Order to defeat the Demon Lord and how monsters are all waiting to spring a trap, to the point that it literally bleeds from roleplaying intro actual emotionally invested delusional zealotry over a fictional imaginationland
Haha yeah I miss it too man damn times change lol

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>> No.18361625

No? It’s not specific to any particular orientation.

>> No.18361629

Beefcake is the "gay" one, its more about muscles, cheese is just thick

>> No.18361632

That bug amalgamation monstrosity from the guy with that really distinctive art style.

There's no 'why' to that, anon. The reason is pretty obvious.

>> No.18361635

It’s essentially the western term for fan service but with a bit more oomph
Like buff and busty barbarian women wearing sexy chainmail bikinis instead of being gross abos in rags

>> No.18361636


Yandere ones, I know they're batshit crazy but my dick can't stop wanting to fuck them. I'm going to die one of these days.

>> No.18361637

Not him, but in my field cheesecake means having a tool or feature you’re able to give to an alliance partner to help improve them.

>> No.18361640

>people in a fetish thread are in it for the fetish and not a gritty social commentaries by other anons

>> No.18361641

My mistake. I think its because I've only seen a couple of gay people using the term to describe fanservice aimed at straight guys. I guess I just assumed it was some weird kind of slang for them.

>> No.18361642

Doesn’t it kinda imply vanilla to an extent or am I mistaken?

>> No.18361643

>When you think you speak for everyone just because you’ve been around for a while and no one ever called you on it

>> No.18361645

You’re going to end up with a cat that’s red in the face from both anger and blush.

>> No.18361646

Probably because it’s “pure” and not edgy or filled with Weird Shit, is my guess.

>> No.18361647

Yeah that's how I remember it too. As bad as the /tg/ bleedover is now it was worse then when it was all here.

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Ushi-Oni, though she's become my fav so I don't know if she counts.

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Can we drop the meta discussion and just talk about monster girls?

>> No.18361656

Cats are fun to tease

>> No.18361658


You're part of the underground resistance and you must choose a squad of 5 monster girls, who do you pick?

>> No.18361661

It's certainly interesting that most of the thread suddenly wants to call us out after all this time.
It doesn't look like samefagging at all.

>> No.18361663

I've never heard cheesecake used this way, thanks for teaching me something new, thread

>> No.18361665

What am I resisting?

>> No.18361666

Reminder that tormenting cats gets you landed in the Cat Kingdom and roped into servitude for Cait Siths.
That’s no joke, check the Cait profile.

>> No.18361672

>idiot thinks all speculative fiction is social commentary, when even the father of modern fantasy literature denounced allegorial writing

>> No.18361673


The Matriarchy.

>> No.18361675

I never thought of it like that one way or the other
Just boysclub stuff. Female Rogues having skintight pants over a phat booty. Female Wizards having huge tits. Self-inserting as Conan and being manly while being fawned over by powerful women in skimpy outfits.
It’s a term from a simpler time, a better age. Now everything needs justification even in your damn imagination.

>> No.18361676

This kills the never breastfed by a meido overlord screenshot.

>> No.18361678

Shog, Flayer, Wurm, Apophis, Wight
Come at me, bitches

This is why you only do it when you've already got a canid wife

>> No.18361679

But I'm a switch, I'm indifferent on such matters.

>> No.18361683

Dude when you’re invoking the writing philosophy of tolkein in a fetish thread for snakegirls and sexy pharaohs you might need to take a step back and check yourself

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>> No.18361688

They misunderstood the term “underground resistance” and now we all sleep in a burrow they made.

>> No.18361689

He was right, if your message isn't strong enough to stand on its own it isn't worth reading.
I realize now this is unrelated to the actual purpose of the comment chain I replied to. Carry on.

>> No.18361690

Sup /lit/

>> No.18361692


One giant wurm cuddle pile!

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After this week's episode I want my very own vampire chair.

>> No.18361701

What happends if you use something other than blood to summon a demon?
Like chocolate?

>> No.18361702

Good to see that cleared up a bit. Now, about Krakens and the taste of their ink.

>> No.18361704

Now I’m imagining a bunch of Wurms with colored hair and spiked leather jackets. Who are all good girls and help out at animal shelters and volunteer at soup kitchens and sell cookies with the proceeds going to a friend who’s in the hospital.

>> No.18361707

If your only argument is "lol just descend to my level of retardition and I'll win the debate" maybe you should re-evaluate the validity of your argument.

>> No.18361708

>sleeping in a wurm pit
You fool! Haven't you ever seen that gif of a cow corpse dropped into a wood chipper? Squishy fleshlings and twisting grinding logs of hard minerals do not mix well.

>> No.18361709

You get loli ones with extreme cravings for sweets!

>> No.18361711

>but with two kikis with holst-like tits
I need it.

>> No.18361712

You get a brown demon. If you use cinnamon, you get a red demon.

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We'll call them the Tunnel Snakes.

>> No.18361719 [DELETED] 

You can stop spamming now.

>> No.18361722

So he gets loli gluttony demons?

I hear you.
I like my kikis with huge tits and wouldn't mind punishing them that way.
Especially good if they are twins or sisters.

>> No.18361723

Gross dude

>> No.18361724

Who and about what are you debating?

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>> No.18361732

>Red MGE Demon
Ah, now we’re talkin. In truth it’s what my lady’s color would be but I’m too self conscious that that would push her over into donut steel territory.

>> No.18361733

This guy reeks of pretentiousness hot damn.

>> No.18361735

muh DICK

>> No.18361737 [DELETED] 

You can stop bitching now.

>> No.18361739

I legit don’t even know what he’s trying to argue for at this point
I’m reminded again that there are absolutely people who go so berserk they just argue for the sake of arguing

>> No.18361741

Red demons are just fine anon, it's not like red is an uncommon Demon color in monstergirl media.

>> No.18361742

Demons with differing colors isn't all that bad and its been discussed before.

>> No.18361743

That's not rare.

>> No.18361745

You think deep purple is somehow more reasonable?

>> No.18361752

>”bad” girls doing good things will always make my heartboner erect

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Meep meep
Though it should be noted that cocatrice also has stone abilities

>> No.18361756

>Especially good if they are twins or sisters.
My brother. Punishing sisters like that and fucking them one at a time from behind as they're bound like that would be the best.

>> No.18361761

I guess it still felt in the spectrum of blue? Ah fuck it. Who cares anyway. She’s red dammit, why should I let people’s opinions change that. Fug.
Fair enough then. So be it!

>> No.18361770

You’re not secretly a 40kfag and secretly she’s a khornette, are you/is she?

>> No.18361771

Gotta make sure they stay standing befre and after the punishment.
If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.

>> No.18361775 [DELETED] 

Take and hint and go back to whatever site you came from. They're bound to appreciate your image spam there.

>> No.18361776

what the fuck

>> No.18361778

>Whoever falls down first has to use a condom while with their master.

>> No.18361780

Rape isn't love.
Monster girls don't actually love you.

>> No.18361781

Ew no blagh no thank you. My experience with 40k is graciously quite limited and I prefer to keep it that way.
It’s more because I like the MGE setting and playing it straight with my interpretation, so stuff like her height, her origin and then this make me feel like I’m cheating or something. I dunno. Just neurosis mang.

>> No.18361782 [DELETED] 

You were the only one crying about it.

>> No.18361785

OK HowAboutNo.

>> No.18361787

>implying it's outright rape 100% of the time

>> No.18361788

Anon please, that's not it at all.
It's working the whole day with an oversized dildo in her rear.

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Kunoichi are poor showers of emotion, right?
I wonder how they would show affection?

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My first Thing-chan.

>> No.18361795

Just throwing the whole rod and reel in huh?

>> No.18361800

By wrapping their tails around you and pulling you in for a kiss

>> No.18361803

It's love if you rape them back

>> No.18361804

I'm still waiting for a proper lion girl.
You'll have to grow a glorious beard to get a pride of them.

>> No.18361806

>why should I let people’s opinions change that
That's the spirit, like what you want to like and never let anyone tell you otherwise.
>If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.
Walking them around the mansion on all fours while wearing a leash would do nicely. Maybe vibrators in them too.

>> No.18361807

I liked the idea of a maid Kunoichi, although it could work for any kind, who whenever you lay your head down you find that she’s snuck into position to have you resting your head on her thighs/lap.
I don’t think Kunoichi are bad at expressing emotion though, at least not like a Mantis or something. It’s more they’re just really serious and focused. After they assassinate you and bring you back to their village and let you see them maskless I’m sure they can be any kind of wife and personality you like.

>> No.18361808

Hold up.
Succubi tails are said to be sensitive
Does that mean whenever a kunoichi uses her tail as a grapple, she gets off on it?

>> No.18361809

But anon, isn't that just basic maid training? Every maid's anus should be trained to be healthy and strong from the time they are little girls!

>> No.18361810

There's a squid-girl doujin out there with both beak-pussy and some kind of tentacle onahole sex organ. That was a hell of a thing.

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>> No.18361814

Anon please.
We're talking centaur tier.

>> No.18361815

>working at your office
>all of a sudden a arrow flies through your window and embeds next to your head in the wall
>it has a note that reads “I hope you have an amazing day at work honey!”
>as you go to sit back in your desk you notice a certain someone’s under it
>and she’s shyly waiting for you to sit back down so she can help you ‘relax’

>> No.18361816

All these maid punishments seem quite rewarding to me anons, how will you actually make sure that they behave correctly?

>> No.18361818

You and me both.
Alpha queen of the jungle never, we need a big cat to rival jinkos.

>> No.18361821

>Your 2 kikis break the plate you ate on after fighting over who gets to clean it
>You tie them up like that until they learn to get along
Make sure to take pictures.

>> No.18361822

It would be kinda silly for every member of a species to look 100% identical in every way. As long as you don't go too far with changing stuff in my opinion your wife having a different skin colour is fine, especially considering her species then it's okay.

>> No.18361824

I don't know anon, that seems a little extreme. Not very aesthetically pleasing either in my opinion, maids are supposed to be pure and pretty!

>> No.18361825

She’s a trained assassin anon. Even if it physically was arousing, she has complete control of her heart rate and focus. Nothing could surpri-
>Husband spanks her booty and pulls her tail out of nowhere

>> No.18361826

Who's that?

It's all fake, no different than a drug addict and his fix.

I'm not baiting if that's what you're asking. I'm saying this isn't really realistic.

>> No.18361828 [DELETED] 

Yes, there's obviously only one person here who dislikes you spamming of random shit. Fuck off.

>> No.18361829

Is spanking still a forced meme or is that an acceptable punishment?

>> No.18361831

Please don't expand your maids

>> No.18361833

That is very good stuff anon, I want to do this with my Kobold waifu and daughteru.

>> No.18361834

Because its sexy and the true punishment that makes their work more difficult is not something that should be mentioned here.

>> No.18361837

>I'm saying this isn't really realistic
That's why it's called fantasy, my friend

>> No.18361838

Still a forced meme.

>> No.18361839

I'm more into toothy Abominations than tentacles. There's just that something about a cute girl's face unfurling to show her split mandible bristling with tiny teeth, all ready to gently caress my dick. And if she's got an inky, toothy tentacle nest down there, even better, as long as she still has legs.

>> No.18361841

It's not really a forced meme anymore anon, though it's not really a viable punishment either. I mean, spanking is highly erotic and enervating!

>> No.18361842

That's why its a punishment.

She's stretchy, she'll be fine.

>> No.18361843

This kinda shit is how school shootings start.

>> No.18361846

I want to accidentally rip off a Kunoichi's mask while she tries to assassinate me.

>> No.18361849

>Furthermore, many of them are reticent and don’t express very much outward emotion, but it seems this is because the founders of the kunoichi passed down the teaching “One should only reveal one’s true heart and feelings in front of a husband that one truly loves

>> No.18361850

How would it work if they're not the same size?

>> No.18361852


It's still wrong.

>> No.18361853

Then you have to marry her. It's the law, and it's enforced.

By aircraft.

>> No.18361854

Forgot to say, the squid beak/pussy had teeth. That's why your post reminded me of it.

>> No.18361856

Aircraft? Well that seems kind of odd.

>> No.18361860

Adorable. And sexy- imagine the discipline and sexual training of a Kunoichi and how that would effect her blowjob skills. She can probably hold her breath for an hour and has practiced and exercised her throat muscles to vibrate using ancient techniques, to say nothing of her devotion and discipline to keep you balls deep for the whole experience. And she can do it all either whisper silent or if you prefer noise perfect moans and gulps and glucks that she’s perfected based on your tastes.
Damn. Kunoichi are pretty damn great.

>> No.18361863

>squid beak/pussy had teeth
Vagina dentata is the best. I wish there were more doujins with the theme.

>> No.18361865

We'd figure something out anon, maybe my daughteru can sit i her mother's lap or something, or my daughteru can stand on something tall enough for her to reach my waifu's mouth with her own. A tandem ball gag or a nice long double-ended dildo would also be very nice in this sort of situation, but that's just me.

>> No.18361867

No. Just get the fuck out of here.

>> No.18361868

Yeah, so they still can, but again only when the mission is done and they’re with husband.

>> No.18361878

I will make a comeback and write a vagina dentata story just to spite you.

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>> No.18361897

I want to accidentally rip a Kunoichi’s hymen while she tries to assassinate me!

>> No.18361902

>assassinated by a Kunoichi
>it’s a long journey back to her village
>you come to love her, of course, but conversation is short, curt, and she is clearly a very reserved person with little room for nonsense
>finally, after integrating into her village the day comes where she willing reveals her face to you
>she does, and as is tradition, you kiss her to confirm your love and devotion
>then suddenly-
>”Oh yaaaay! Yatta!!! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh I did it! I’m so happy! Husband is mine now! Oh you’ve made me so happy! What do you wanna do for our honeymoon?! Oh this is so perfect, my heart is racing! Hahahaha! Yes yes yes yes!!!”
>She leaps into a hug and nuzzles your chest with happy tears in her typically menacing eyes

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I'm like 65% sure this is SFW
My apologies if not

>> No.18361909

Dass it mane

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>> No.18361923

What the fuck

>> No.18361930

>vagina dentata story
Which some reason conjured up an image of little shop of horrors type musical.

>> No.18361931

>you will never make your shortstack Kunoichi wife happily exclaim “Yatta!!!”
Assassinate me now

>> No.18361938

Kunoichi justice is stern but fair. Also, they have an absolutely vulgar defense budget.

>> No.18361963

Is there a dog god like Bastet? I bet she would be a bro. Man’s best friend and all.

>> No.18361968

>It’s just a giant St. Bernard girl who literally wears a keg on her collar.

>> No.18361971

>gives you whiskey dick so she can rape you for hours

>> No.18361975

What monster girl would go shooting with me? I want a range buddy.

>> No.18361984 [DELETED] 

>only one person is tired of my bullshit!

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>> No.18361987

The goodest girl.

I wonder if jinkos worship bastet or even recognize her as a their patron deity

>> No.18361990

I just noticed she has milk-shells on her belt in the right pic.

>> No.18361997

I wanna nibble her ears.

>> No.18361998


Tactical sips.

>> No.18361999

>Cowboy holstaur
Is there a outlaw rattlesnek?
Who's the sheriff?

>> No.18362011

Elves and Alps are good shooting buddies. Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.

>> No.18362016

>Dark elves practicing hand-bows

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shark teeth > squid beak

What if it was a scorpion girl instead?

>> No.18362025

What if you only have one misbehaving maid?

>> No.18362027

>Who's the sheriff?
The Cavewoman.

>> No.18362030

Shark teeth up here, squid beak down there.

>> No.18362032

>tfw cant tell her exact height
>tfw probably as tall as her waist

>> No.18362044

Is it wrong that I love overly tall, muscled girls along with short, super soft ones?

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>> No.18362089

>tfw you will never watch Youtube Poops with a Cheshire

>> No.18362090

You should trust them, I've known a few flowers in my day and they've all been swell fellows

>> No.18362099

But what if they stick a vine up my poop-chute?

>> No.18362101

Cheshires are top tier for me along with holsts and familiars.

Would enjoy a big, tubby cheshire nerd.

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Watch out for the injuns!

Now I want to see a tanookie banker in an old timey pinstripe dress! I’ll protect her!

>> No.18362112

Geronimo Thunderbird!
Great Bear grizzlygirl!

>> No.18362118

Then Judge Dredd enters the stage.

>> No.18362161

>alps good at shooting

>> No.18362162

Link please.

>> No.18362192

>Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.
That's exactly where I want to be, especially if that feud is around me.

>> No.18362226

Ren Xiongmao would be unexpectedly good picks. Think about it.

>> No.18362228

>used to love archery but had to set it aside for work and a responsible life
>happen to pass by a shooting range one day where you see an elf with little talent practicing as other elves snicker behind her back
>but she keeps at it anyway with dogged determination
>after a while come up to her and offer tips, maybe even join her
>rediscover your passion for an old hobby (and how horribly rusty you've become) while growing closer to an elf whose drive makes you feel alive for the first time in decades

And in an age gap and it'd make a heartwarming story of an awkward first love and moving past old regrets.

>> No.18362236

Would you watch your Scylla/Kraken wife tentacle-fuck herself?

>> No.18362243

Absolutely, I’d even sneak up behind her and then whisper in her ear egging her on.

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>> No.18362268

Isn't that just normal masturbation for her species?

>> No.18362277

Worth mothfu

>> No.18362295

It's recent, you can find it easily

>> No.18362306


It has a judge dredd ending to it.

>> No.18362316

Krakens must be the niggers of the sea.

>> No.18362351

Krakens would be the literal reason why depth charges would be invented.

>> No.18362386

Best mothfu.

>> No.18362391

You're right, mothfu's are worth it.

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Oh dear mofu

>> No.18362417

Please don't remind me of what I'm missing out on.

>> No.18362418

you dont need to play a game to enjoy the art

>> No.18362428

No, I mean in real life. I'm missing out on having a foxgirl gf in real life.

>> No.18362437

We all are anon,but dont despair! they will open any day now!

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>> No.18362496

I'd love my waifu to cosplay for me. What do you want your waifu to cosplay as?

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This must be the world after the Demon Lord won.

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>> No.18362517

My sister

>> No.18362528

Would vlad the implier be a icon among vampires?

>> No.18362532

Maybe as a porn star.

>> No.18362544

Long thick fangs like hers would be great for humanboy abuse porn.

>> No.18362545

Do you think that the common perception of Dracula would be considered a racist caricature by vampires?

>> No.18362553

I am thinking of replacing movies with MG versions

snakes on a plane become lamias on a plane!

>> No.18362570

Draculina needs to be a married woman,christmas cake vampires tend to get crazier the more time they spend in solitude

>> No.18362582

>lamias getting blacked
I'm not sure if I like where this is going.

>> No.18362588

>I am legend
>It's the alternative ending, but now it's a zombie wanting her husbando back instead
The dog doesn't die, it just turns into a kobold in a dramatic 'wait so you werent turning into something bad!' scene and sticks with him

>> No.18362603

Fuck off /tv/

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What monster girl would most likely hug a daki pillow tight on a winter night?
My Yeti daki cover arrived from Cuddly Octopus, it's cute and I like the high quality material they print on

>> No.18362625

But I don't even watch movies, the last one I watched was return of the king in 2003.
I haven't watched a western tv show in even longer.

>> No.18362635

That scene with the shotas just got a lot hotter though.

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>> No.18362640

A lot of them would, Oomukades and Yetis especially.
Glad to hear it arrived safely yetifag, I want a daki of my own one day.

>> No.18362652


if a doctor cant really tell if your lamia got 6 or 100 eggs i would question the medic degree

>> No.18362660
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Matilda Vin is God.

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>tfw bloodplay fetish
>would be 100% down for this
D-does she have claws too? At least some pointy fingernails with black nail polish.

>when she licks her fingers after
Are there any MG stories that feature tooth and nail stuff like this?

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>> No.18362707

I'm very impressed with how well drawn those stocking frills are.

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While I don't like this post cause this image is used to shitpost near every thread, the idea of having too many babies sounds like it'd be fun to deal with.

>> No.18362720

A Kikimora cosplaying as 2B, of course.

>> No.18362741

I want to stare into a Basilisk's eyes

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>> No.18362751

Ask a echidna for counseling!

>> No.18362762

I've got this image of her going full Cesar Millan but with all of the MG daughterus.

>> No.18362784 [DELETED] 

Don't post offtopic garbage.

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he was making a joke that went along with his text calm your tits

>> No.18362799 [DELETED] 

I swear /mgt/ is the only thread to whine about "off-topic" images.

>> No.18362810 [DELETED] 

Stop wasting images like a cunt.

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Ice Queen as Crystal Maiden

>> No.18362818 [DELETED] 

90% of threads die well short of the image limit.

>> No.18362820 [DELETED] 

Jokes are meant to be funny, I'm with that guy.
You must not venture out of the thread into the rest of /jp/ then, /v/ related reaction images have been hated on the board forever.

>> No.18362826 [DELETED] 

And suddenly, I'm reminded of a thread bitching about "on-topic" images.

>> No.18362836

How tall do you like your monsters?

>> No.18362838

Shorter than me

>> No.18362841

to the point my head end on her breasts when we stand or lay down

>> No.18362842

4 to 9 feet

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>> No.18362850

As long as one isn't shorter than the other's hip, I'm good.

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>> No.18362857

7 feet

>> No.18362863

The same way I like my coffee.

>> No.18362864

Either 3.5' to 5', or 7' to 8.5'.
She needs to be either much taller or much shorter.

>> No.18362866

An inch or two shorter than me right down to standing paizuri height. Then there's a weird gap, then we hit the 6-8" range where fairies go.

This got me. Thinking though, can you imagine the dexterity you'd need to raise fairy babies? They'd be tiny.

>> No.18362869

He wasn't talking about skin color you nigger.

>> No.18362870

Equal height

>> No.18362872

Anywhere from 4'0 to 7'0 depending on the race.

>> No.18362876

Either equal to my height or a bit taller, not tall enough to make kissing difficult though.

>> No.18362885

Point at this man and laugh

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>> No.18362903

How much do automatons weigh?

>> No.18362910

Presumably light enough to pick up and *pomf*.

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>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at the demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a demonic incantation that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down


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It'll depend entirely on how armored up they are.

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Either big enough to powerbomb me or petite enough for pic related.

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>"They are resistant to impact"

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He coulda meant strong.

>> No.18362954

Dumb hellhound poster.

>> No.18362959

>”Wanwan! 231! Wanwan! 232...!”

>> No.18362960

t. anubis poster

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She wants the H anons.

>> No.18362969

Would a monster girl be mad if your stiffy was harder with her cosplaying your favorite character than normal?

>> No.18362972

Well she's not getting it from me.

>> No.18362977
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Could a Pharaoh adopt an Apophis?

>> No.18362979

>petite enough for pic related.
The dream anon, I can imagine giving my waifu comfy foot-airplane rides on the floor at night after our daughteru goes to sleep. She may get a little embarrassed about doing something so childish, but that doesn't matter when it's just us playing together in the middle of the night!

>> No.18362986

Dangerously close to too much muscle.

>> No.18362987

Hot chocolate?

>> No.18362992

Happy sex?

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I want to grope an alp and tease her about her holst-sized tits.

>> No.18363019

Gunna chum that water

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Kill yourself.

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Define "too much."

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Wonder how much panic she can cause if someone teleported her into the middle of an Order army camp.

>> No.18363036

This is how you get a Mershark to follow you onto dry land
>she's flopping across the beach, trying to keep up with you
>"W-wait, just a few more minutes, please! Your hands feel so good! Just rub me a bit more!"
>you feel for her crawling after you, so you pick her up, tell her she's getting all the headpats, and princess carry her home as she stares at you with heart-pupils

>> No.18363038

Remember to boop the nose when mersharks bite

>> No.18363042

That's too much smug to be an Alp.
Left is better.

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One of them is a Dark strategist.

>> No.18363050
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Look what you've done to her.

>> No.18363058

I don't care if it's childish, if my wife wants a foot-plane or a piggyback ride she's getting one.

Jumping on the bed, eating cookies and watching cartoons with the wife sounds like a fine way to spend a Saturday.

>> No.18363065

You can't blame Druella for this one. It's the cursed sword's doing.

>> No.18363067

Athletic and strongfat girls are fine, but if their muscles are bulging and/or super defined to the point they look like bodybuilders, you might as well be fucking a dude at that point. Huge tits and a pretty face can't offset that level of masculinity

>> No.18363068

You are a man of fine taste anon, doing all those things with my waifu would be extra comfy.

>> No.18363070

She would have made a perfectly fine Ochi.

>> No.18363084

I bet there are some smug alps who like to poke fun at their male friends
>"Geez, you really can't take your eyes off me, can you?"

>> No.18363087

The best dates I ever went on more or less boiled down to playing house. If you're both enjoying each other's company and having fun then fuck what anyone else thinks.

>> No.18363089

Was me wanting to impregnate her part of the plan?

>> No.18363093
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>placing an ad to get a husband
>not just pinning a man to the floor and claiming him as your own

>> No.18363095

She deserved it. She needs to be more careful, literal shark teeth are dangerous.
Next time she does it I'm licking her gills.

>> No.18363104

Its her kink anon, don't shame her.

>> No.18363105

That's too crude for a strategist.

>> No.18363106

Not every monster girl is a rapist.

>> No.18363107
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Autistic dragons from the moon.

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>> No.18363118

>going on dates
I'm not quite sure I know what that feels like anon, but I definitely agree with that last part.

>> No.18363120

thats a fad that just wont go away

>> No.18363121

Best dragon.
It's more reverse isekai. Guy in the real world has a restaurant that people from a fantasy world can visit once a week and he's an adult rather than a black haired self insert power fantasy.

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>> No.18363127

The only isekai series that I've cared about in recent years was Shield Hero.

>> No.18363128

Yes. And it would be adorable.

>> No.18363151

Would the Apophis turn brown?

>> No.18363153

is inuyasha an isekai?

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Now that would be something I'd like to see.

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>> No.18363171

I don't know

>> No.18363181

I like the idea of making a Mershark basically go full shutdown mode by cutely caressing her. It really raises their cute factor.
Like if she's worrying about you because they're overprotective and you finally just start headrubbing and headpatting her and she just goes quiet and her eyes go unfocused as she experiences comfiness on a level humans can't understand.

>> No.18363190

Lava Golem was my first love and what got me into Monstergirls!

>> No.18363198

Ask not the Eldar a question, for they will give you three answers.

>> No.18363204

Is it like clamping a cat?

>> No.18363208

can you repeat the question?

>> No.18363209

Do they always answer with the first three words of the Malcolm in the Middle theme?

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>> No.18363217

Do yetis take offense to being called abominable?

>> No.18363218

Can I firebomb the Eldar?

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>> No.18363225

Now the image of Umaru as a Pharaoh is stuck in my head.

>"Onii-chan, get me sweets now!"
>She said it in her god voice

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Can alraunes turn around inside their flower or are they stuck facing in one direction?

>> No.18363229

That's how one ends up with a pudgy imotou.

>> No.18363233

Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I guess something like that. Just make sure if you do it in water you don't let her float away.

>> No.18363244

Why does the squire always look bored?

>> No.18363245

They can turn and move. They can uproot their flower too and walk around on moving roots, not to mention the normal polymorph spells monsters have access to.

>> No.18363248
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If you're doing it right it feels like going out and goofing off with a friend, which is really all it is. Ironically I think trashy tv has made dates out to be a bigger deal than they actually are. The really dramatic or romantic stuff happens at home.

Generally though the first couple dates suck, you can't really do any of the fun stuff until you know each other better. You're restricted to boring stereotypical normie shit until probably the third or fourth, then you can start to dick around at furniture stores and pretend to be Russian tourists or dumb shit like that.

I imagine dating in MGE would include a lot more dungeon-crawling.

>> No.18363251

He's not a fan of thots.

>> No.18363266

He's probably dazed from the pleasure and the alraune nectar overpowering his senses.

>> No.18363269

See, this is why I need my waifu, we could just skip straight ahead to doing the comfy intimate stuff.

>> No.18363276

Just imagine being the Apophis Princess' personal slaveboy that she chose when you were both little.
She'd probably love you more than anything else in the world other than her mother.
Once she starts learning the God Voice I bet she'd use it to force you to stay in bed and cuddle with her instead of going off to do your chores because not even an Anubis' schedule can compare to that Apophis' love for her childhood friend.

>> No.18363286

>nose rub sharkfu into catatonic state
>gently float her into weekly meeting of community sea bishops

>> No.18363299

Adorable, but I'm not sure I follow what that would accomplish. How would the Sea Priests react?

>> No.18363314

They'd call the anti-bully rangers because bullying is wrong!

>> No.18363318

I'm not sure either but it would certainly be worth watching.

>> No.18363327

Shotgun marriage.

>> No.18363337

>shark comes out of it
>surrounded by terrified sea-bishops staring at her
>feels deeply uncomfortable

>> No.18363345

Well, maybe saying the first dates suck was misleading. Even if they seem impersonal a good date is still a fun activity. Concerts and festivals are good options for first dates because worst case scenario, you've still gone to do something fun.

I feel like you need to have done stuff together before you can really have an intimate moment. You won't have much to talk about otherwise.

For example, on a date you might find out that she blushes all the way down to her chest when she's bashful, then tease her about it when you're alone later and watch her turn pink all over again.

>> No.18363386

Yes, I guess what I meant was we could skip all the awkwardness and tension and stuff. I agree with you though, learning about my waifu's little traits and quirks by being with her would be the best.

>> No.18363393

He just wanted to live a normal life and now he's stuck with a sex crazed girl.

>> No.18363422

I dunno, I still think it's important to take the good with the bad. The worst that can come out of feeling a little awkwardness is that she laughs at you for it later. That little bit of pressure makes those times that much more memorable.

>Hey anon, remember that time I fell on you and my gum went straight down your throat?
>I still have that picture of you turning blue as my wallpaper!

That, and a good date involves a number of different activities so that even if one is a disaster you can move on to something else that might go better.

>> No.18363436

Yes, I guess you're right. Lie I said, I don't have much dating experience.

>> No.18363470
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Ran-shama is the best, dude!

>> No.18363478

She's okay.

>> No.18363489

>Went out with the company for drinks and dinner with a vendor.
Days like this are where I really wish for monster girls.
Having a tanuki vendor with us would be fantastic.

>> No.18363490

I love this guy's thicc Ran

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Well, if you decide to give it a shot, remember that most first dates are failures that don't lead to anything and that it's not a big deal if things don't go as planned.

I'm not a handsome man but I've still had fun going on what should have been lame dates.

>> No.18363528

Molesting Meaty Minotaur's Magnificent Melons!

>> No.18363530

Mean! No molesting Mini!

>> No.18363535
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Why is the train such an intimidating place?

>> No.18363536

Thanks for your advice anon!

>> No.18363540

Must molest meaty Mini!

>> No.18363545

Its where muscly cute girls meet nice cute boys!
It's a deathtrap!

>> No.18363556

But that girl only has eyes for him!

>> No.18363558
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Because they all know deep down that anything cute or stupid they do will be immortalized forever in LN's art.

>> No.18363563

>Nightgaunt gets on train
>Suddenly utterly freezes up
>Other girls don't know why
>Friendly Shoggoth shloops over to her
>"Ah, do not worry. He will make you look good."
>Other monstergirls even more confused

>> No.18363565

He might have loved her at one point, but now that love is gone.

>> No.18363570

Chaos girls are bad.

>> No.18363577

It's not gone just buried. She'll bring it back to the surface!

>> No.18363579

The only thing that will surface are emotions that will do nothing but hurt her!

>> No.18363600

Can I have a ranking from best Wan to worst?

>> No.18363618
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Entirely subjective.

Well loved by the thread or memed about:


Forgotten for the most part:


Utterly despised:

Cú Sith

>> No.18363619

I want muscled girls to awkwardly try to hit on me.

>> No.18363623

By trying to be all bro-ly or by trying to be all girly or an awkward unknowing amalgamation of both?

>> No.18363626

I hope werewolf gets updated art one of these days

>> No.18363630

Browly or both.
Would be fun to see an oni try to be a 'bro' while also shooting for the dick or a hugely muscled alpha werewolf trying to be 'cute' despite being built like a rugby player.

>> No.18363642

>Huge musclewerewolf gets you to buy her a drink at the bar
>Ask her what she'd like
>"Double pint'a- u-uh, I, I mean, aah... y-you pick, handsome!"
>Snicker as you get her a really girly drink that you know hasn't a quarter of the alcohol content she's used to
>It looks comical in her big hands as she sips it

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>> No.18363647

>She almost tries to down it like a shot before remember what she's supposed to be doing and doing an overly long sip.


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>> No.18363658

Would smile at.

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>> No.18363664

What are you doing.

>> No.18363668
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>> No.18363669

>Uses her own moisture to do your laundry
That's just too fuckin cute.
>Nure wife hanging up your laundry
>She smiles as she leans in and smells it with a sigh at your scent
>Then she uses her moisture to clean and put her own pleasant scent in

>> No.18363678

>Single Wendigo canon image
Whoa. Haven't seen that before. Red eyes! Scary!

>> No.18363681

Stop spamming

>> No.18363682
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Best Wan: All of them

>> No.18363688

>"The unmarried Wendigo looks quite charming in her coat"
>angry face with glowing red eyes

>> No.18363691
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>> No.18363695

Flowkelps are great! They are able to quell my lust for my two favorite bodytypes.

>> No.18363697

Fuck... for some reason it just looks better in physical print. Dont you all make me get this...

>> No.18363699

Family: Wendigo

>> No.18363705

That dirty wife worm! She knows exactly what she's doing. Heaving breasts out for her man to 'accidentally' trip into!

>> No.18363712

>"Grrr! Meat! Give meat! You! Awa!"
>"Ah, how cute!"

>> No.18363735

>Anon approaches wendy thinking she'll be all cute and awawy
>She breaks him by always being on the corner of his vision, showing her curves and delicious form until he snaps

>> No.18363736

Give her steak with ketchup, that'll get her to shut up.

>> No.18363748

Best mindbreak ever. Gonna rape her till the end of the stars!

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>> No.18363778

She can have rum ham when she's older

>> No.18363780

That's an eel you dingus.

>> No.18363783

Whats on the slab?

>> No.18363785

I'm not a fan of slimes, but I would a wife slime

>> No.18363786

It's her diary anon, you have to return it!

>> No.18363787


>feel the eel

>> No.18363791

Her favorite sex positions and techniques.

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What's yer offer?

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>> No.18363815

Dog needs hips.

>> No.18363818

>Meat-chan, Meat-chan! Do you put rum in your meats?
>Little Wendi, I think you're too young for liquor

>> No.18363825

>"I'm 22 Tits Mcgee, gimme the rum hams!"

>> No.18363831

>"No no, you're not. You tried the same scheme two weeks ago. Don't confuse my tiredness for lack of awareness!"

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>> No.18363842

"I've got my ID and a date in six hours bitch, don't you ruin this for me!"

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>> No.18363853

But she's not a cat

>> No.18363855

Anon, don't be mean to Latenight. Art takes time and he makes the cutest shit.

>> No.18363856

Scary, but also very cute.
Piko of shota "petting" Jinko when?

>> No.18363860
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>they become mere women

>> No.18363864

I just wanna know how long before he's making her and his Automaton onee-san ahegao?

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>> No.18363872

The Grey but with Hellhounds. Liam Neeson and crew are gonna have some long nights ahead.

>> No.18363873

When he's older and starts to get curious about women.

>> No.18363876

Would you want to see a Pharaoh happily deepthroating your dick as an Apophis coils around the both of you and gently pushes down on the Pharaoh's head?
Imagine seeing a Pharaoh going "GLUK GLUK GLUK" as she keeps sucking after four loads.

>> No.18363883

Ultra cute. I love the Automaton's little elgs from a distance. And her wwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeeeee head.

>> No.18363885

Latenight has drawn and linked back to posts from literally half a year prior to him posting the drawing. I think he keeps an archive of interesting posts to backlog on if he feels like it.

>> No.18363894

God why is she so god damn fucking hot fuck me

>> No.18363895

>"Where did this metal bitch come from? Why did she kidnap me? Who's this shota? Why's he petting my head?"
>"...At least he's cute."
How long until she's making herself comfortable in anon's house? Just imagine her stretching out with a big yawn on the couch and then chasing after Automaton-chan because she took a photo of it.

>> No.18363900

God yes.
>"Awww~ You think he's done! That's so cute. Deeper."
>Pushes her head down further as cum oozes out her nose and her eyes cross with mascera running
>And yet still, all it does is make her 'gluk gluk gluk's deeper and deeper and more arousing
Hooo fuck

>> No.18363903

Which one? Grapesnake or Graped Pharaoh?
Or both, honestly I wouldn't blame you.
Imagine fucking their tits and watching the Pharaoh squirm as the Apophis licks your cum off her tits while spreading her legs with her tail so you can violate her royal pussy.

>> No.18363904

Can you draw an off-profile Automaton?

>> No.18363909

Does she know that Geologists know how to make the bed rock?

>> No.18363912

She'll run away as soon as she can. After that event she'll always be on guard and panic when hearing machine noises.

>> No.18363916

Yes. I would want this >>18363876 >>18363900 completely. Dominant Apophis making Pharaoh our slavewife.
>Spank the Apophis's fat lamiass lovingly and start pushing into the Pharaoh while the Apophis smirks and coils around her nonchalantly

>> No.18363920

Lamias don't share.

>> No.18363922

I don't think she'd run.

>> No.18363924

Latenight doesn't do requests and he doesn't obsess over off profile monsters like you

>> No.18363925

Who's to say he still can't if she's able to uproot and move around?

>> No.18363927

Well this one does so deal

>> No.18363934

grapist are supposedly very hedonistic, so they're probably fine with sharing as long as shes top wife.

>> No.18363936

She most likely would. She already tried there and as soon as the automaton stopped staring at her and anon satisfied his petting needs she'd book it like a stray cat.

It's the kind of story she'd tell her friends and they would joke about her using catnip.

>> No.18363937

Was just about to say this.

>> No.18363938
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This is the ideal monster girl. You may not like it, but this is what peak wife looks like.

>> No.18363939

Was this already made before?

>> No.18363944

Just imagine the day that Apophis-chan captures the Pharaoh's Anubis and Sphinx.
>The Anubis is horrified to see her Pharaoh acting like a total bimbo slut riding the Apophis' boytoy with a huge ahegao, her generous tits bouncing up and down.
>When she and the Sphinx are brought in, the Pharaoh dismounts and greets them.
>"Heeeey~! She finally got you guys! C'mon, you have to try this out it's so much fun!"
>"Y-you've been completely overcome by her venom! I can't let this continue, I'm going to save you my qu-"
>Suddenly the ditzy, bubbly look on the Pharaoh's face is replaced by a serious stern look as her God Voice reverberates throughout the room.
>"Suck. His. DICK!"
>Before you can even react, you've got a fat booty Anubis slobbering on your dick as the Pharaoh reverts to being bubbly with a ditzy "Yaaaay~!" and skips back over to you to nibble on your ear as her Anubis gets addicted to your cum.
>The Sphinx just rolls her eyes and sashays over with the Apophis to help you experience a desert girl orgy since she already knew this was the Pharaoh's fetish.

>> No.18363945

If a convesation strikes his fancy he will draw it, that conversation happened yesterday, and he posted a drawing of it today. Ya'll new?

>> No.18363951

Is it really sharing when the other girl is a mindbroken cumdump who just gets used as a toy to get her husband warmed up?

>> No.18363952

I think KC tried to enforce that with every Lamia even to point it out in the apophis profile, but even he cannot resist the temptation of Apophis and Graped Pharaoh.

>> No.18363963
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>> No.18363970

Would she try to rape him once he got old enough where he could wander off alone? I bet she'd try as a way to get revenge.

>> No.18363971

Truly we are blessed this night.

>> No.18363975

That was yesterday!?!

>> No.18363976

Jesus Anon I don't think you coulda described a better wet dream if you had tried. Everything about that is my jam. From the Pharaoh being turned into a loyal addict bimbo to the Anubis being fresh broken in as utter-bottom-bitch to the ear nibbling to the sphinx being a willing participant.
The only thing it needs is the Apophis making a glorious, haughty, queen bitch sexy entrance and pushing the girls aside so she can get prime position.

>> No.18363977

hellhound is pretty metal

>> No.18363978

She'd try, but wind up just cuddling him at least and having loving sex with him at most because she's started to warm up to him.

>> No.18363979

Do you HAVE to sign it in blood?

>> No.18363982

What if you signed it with your cum?

>> No.18363986

No, but it'll make her wetter than a waterfall if you do.
If you don't even read the contract and don't break eye contact while doing it then she'll officially be the wettest location on Earth.

>> No.18363988

Being aggressively cuddled by a Jinko would be shocking but very comfortable.

>> No.18363989
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The duality of Demons.
Hot dang thanks mang. Always a pleasure.

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Rape can be loving too anon!

>> No.18363996

>"Hmmhmm... so, you signed it. I wonder what will happen now~"
>(Kyaa! He signed it! Kyaa! What should I do now?! What do we start with?! So many- Kyaa! This is real, its really happening! Kyaaaa!)

>> No.18363999

Time to take a walk outside anon.

>> No.18364011

Oh Jinko-chan, you don't know what you just got wrapped up in.

Cute demon!

>> No.18364016

Rape is not loving!

>> No.18364028

>Apophis-chan decides it's her turn, pushing the Anubis off as she protests and tries to get back to sucking.
>"You girls are adorable~ Let me show you..."
>As she speaks, she shoves you back down onto the bed forcefully.
>As the other girls watch she pulls up your legs and forcefully spreads them.
>With a sharp prick, she quickly bites your thigh and pumps a dose of her venom into you that causes your dick to swell and become almost painfully hard.
>And with a loud squishing noise, she impales herself of your dick, sending titanic waves of pleasure through your body as your lower half is pressed against the bed by her body.
>Before you can even catch your breath, her hips are already slamming against you faster than you could've even imagined, her pussy squeezing tight enough to make a Baphomet blush.
>As her servants watch on in awe, her upper body starts swaying back and forth hypnotically, and as she rides you mesmerizes you with her bellydancing.
>All you can do is stare into her eyes and at her swaying body as your world explodes into an hour long constant orgasm and your legs involuntarily wrap around her waist.
>When you wake up, it's morning and you've been cleaned.
>You can see steam emanating from the room you know is the palace bath chamber, and you're being snuggled by the Pharaoh, the Anubis and the Sphinx all of whom have cute smiles on their faces.

>> No.18364064

WELP. I'm spent. That's literally the dream right there. Gonna enjoy the comfy ever-nightlife desert kingdom with my harem at my side and lavish away the era in hedonistic pleasure and happiness with all those amazing girls.
Now I'm imagining the Apophis going over bellydancing with each of them, the Pharaoh being a natural, the Sphinx being cute but good in her own way, and the Anubis being all awkward and inexperienced at it, so she gets teased and bullied- sexually.

>> No.18364080

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you shouldn't hit on the girls at the gym, they're there to lift and are weak to not doing the asking

>> No.18364081

I'm gonna be saving these, thank you stranger anon.

>> No.18364089
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She's too big for her own good, dude!

>> No.18364090

Now THAT is a grape harem.

>> No.18364096

Just imagine if that Apophis manages to get some Khepri and a Ghandharva into your harem.
Then it'd be perfection.

>> No.18364099

Aww don’t thank us, thank the [MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX]!

>> No.18364104

Don't get mad at them, they're the leading employers of automaton behind constructions companies and law enforcement.

>> No.18364106
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A gentleman of impeccable taste. You'll make a grape snake very happy one day, anon.

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>> No.18364112

I hope it's because I set her up with a guy because I'm already taken.

>> No.18364113

Jinkos truly need help in this modern world

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This is how you make a Cat Girl happy.


>> No.18364121

All wild girls need help.

>> No.18364122
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That tiger needs tome tummy rubs. Turn that angry 'GAO!'ing into flustered chuffs.

Damnit, I know there's a pic of a jinko getting belly rubs out there, but I cannot find it.

>> No.18364124

I can see it now.
>Warm firelight lighting a spacious luxury room filled with pillows and beds and other soft furniture
>Several goblets and wine bottles are scattered across the place along with golden platters with mostly eaten aphrodisiac fruits
>Low, slow and chill guitar music echoes around the room, evocative and playful
>It's coming from a Gandharva sitting in a lounge of pillows, her pussy oozing with a fresh creampie as she giggles drunkenly
>A Sphinx lays sprawled out near her, giggling herself as she digests her 'meal' of sex as well
>A bit further, a wide eyed yet excitable Anubis with a fat booty is standing up and trying to bellydance
>She's not good at it, and whenever she looks particularly awkward a roar of laughter comes in from the pharaoh watching her, sipping from a goblet of wine in one hand and a goblet of cum in the other , ordering her with her godvoice to 'try again~', the dildo in the Anubis not making things easier
>Finally, pan over to the main bed, where three completely identical petite gorgeous Khepri are all bobbing in unison on their master's dick, throbbing and full, one on the shaft and one to each ball, looking up with innocent purple irises to make sure their ministrations to their king are perfection
>All of this tied by the winding thread of an extra long purple tail that ends coiled behind (You), and the smiling, triumphant and smug Apophis attached to it, resting your head on her breasts and taking turns feeding you and herself grapes infused with pure demonic energy
>She smiles down and you smile back up, leaning in for a tongue-stuffed kiss, so passionate and deep that she happily squeals into your mouth and claps her hands twice
>And then the whole room rises and walks over, sauntering into bed with you, each with submissive seductive smiles on their face as they present their bodies to you for your pleasure

>> No.18364125

This is where huge dire werewolf is at an interview and trying to explain how her ability to take down an elk on her own is a strength in an HR position isn't it?

>> No.18364126

Which mg is most likely to tear a man away from his human family and begin a new family with him?

>> No.18364128

Just yours.

>> No.18364140
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Idol Apophis!

>> No.18364141

Is going to be my venom, my poison, my toxic love?

>> No.18364142

She knows just what she's doing with that mic stand!

>> No.18364150

Damn anon. That's a damn godly end indeed. Apophis are best, I think.

>> No.18364157

>stealing a man
Nigga what?

>> No.18364161
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How do you feel about Idolmaster MGs?

>> No.18364165

Consider the following:
>The Epic of Gilgamesh, but with monster girls

>> No.18364167

Just imagine the best part of all that besides the sex anon.
The cute everyday life stuff you and your harem would get up to.

>> No.18364168

I want to dick the idolmonsters so I'm out of luck.
Cute russian one a best.

>> No.18364178

$5 says the first thing Anubis does is try to work out a sex schedule so that they can all share you.

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>> No.18364188

There's too many possibilities to even begin to grasp how comfy that life would be, aye.
Like all shopping together for their clothes, or romantic strolls around the lively hoppin' town, or sampling exotic meals, or even them taking on similar yet corrupted/graped versions of their previous roles.
Bingo. And the khepris go unseen for a good portion of the day, rolling up free dark matter that collects in the streets of the lewd dark-realm city and bringing it back at night to present in an ornate and ritualistic manner. To which they all get cute headpats.
And anal sex.

>> No.18364190

Pet the kitty!

>> No.18364194

That is my life's ambition.

>> No.18364196

This kid has the most interesting adventures.

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This one?
LN is too good for us.

>> No.18364206

Too cute.

>> No.18364211

Jinko is going to get addicted!

>> No.18364213

>Sound of jinko going into heat

>> No.18364215

Rubbing jinko tummies with your chinpo!

>> No.18364219

What is Automanee's face trying to convey? Is she getting ideas that she can do with her master once he grows up?

>> No.18364223
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It can happen when a girl is too passive to act or too pushy for the man's tastes and frequently ends with the other girl committing seppuku over the great shame of losing to an alp.

>> No.18364232
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Big fluff wife tail

>> No.18364233

Apophis and Mindflayer.

>> No.18364246

We need some more off profile Gazers. They are cute and deserve prolonged eye contact.

>> No.18364251

I support the idea from a few threads back that she is thinking of how she'll capture a Smug Squad harem for her otouto

>> No.18364256

>the Anubis, technically, has never been graped, just ordered around by the pharaoh’s god voice to be lewd
>she was afraid something like this might happen but was too meek to speak up to her pharaoh
>all in all though, the Apophis isn’t that bad of a ruler
>the fact that the desert is now a dark demon realm isn’t that bad, considering it was a green realm to start with
>from the peasants perspective, it might even be better since they’re no longer slaves to construction
>if only she had the free will to let her king know she could still be of use to him administratively too

>> No.18364266

>off profile
Biggest meme

>> No.18364267

We need a gazer with short hair and tail and some form of clothing to cover their naked ink body up

>> No.18364268

>She gets the perfect chance when she's the last one awake after an afternoon long orgy.
>She's about to bring it up to anon but looking down just sees him looking up at her drowsily.
>She just smiles, kisses him on the forehead and lets herself collapse onto him for post sex cuddling as they fall asleep.
No one can resist the comfy anon. No one.

>> No.18364274

She fills a vital role, even if she doesn't realize it. They all do, and hers is very special.

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>> No.18364291

But that's only when a Manticore wrongs him.

>> No.18364294
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Would she be willing to give Otohime advice?

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Hellhound is scared of the thunder, give her comfort!

>> No.18364298

>besides the sex
Good joke.

>> No.18364299
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Hello. Chapter 4 of Victory and Defeat.

Took extra long because writing action scenes is absolute hell.

>> No.18364300

Ya but stop trying to force the poor desert wan to belly dance. It makes her very uncomfortable and feels like a punishment to her.

>> No.18364305

What girls would wear a see-through dress like the whore of Babylon?

>> No.18364306

No can do, Bateman. I would do anything for my loves- but I won't do that. Her cute flustered face is just too adorable when she's trying.

>> No.18364307

According to advertisers, all I need to do is grab her from behind and apply a constant, comforting pressure around her upper body.

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>> No.18364313

Bully the lilim for attention

>> No.18364317

I guess I misremembered him saying Bateman, the point stands. I got an 8:30 res at Nervous Wan. They got a GREAT- inexperienced bellydance.

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>> No.18364329

I don’t have to answer anything from a person wearing a dick on their hat.

>> No.18364334

Don't be a dickhead, anon

>> No.18364336

No I just like some light bullying

>> No.18364351

How exactly does a monster’s aura work? How can they make a person feel something so intensely just through their presence? Most interesting, how can they make someone want to do something?

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>> No.18364368

Well imagine the hottest woman you've ever seen, and then she's somehow magically hotter, and then she asks you to take your pants off. I'm sure that technique alone has a 60% success rate.

>> No.18364381

But why should I? Just because she asked?

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>> No.18364385

All that practice playing FPS games makes them killing machines!

>> No.18364390

She asked, and that has implications. It's a physical and magical appeal to your deepest primal needs.

>> No.18364397

And if I can no longer fill those needs?

>> No.18364405
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Alps love to wield swords and guns because it subconsciously reminds them of cocks.

>> No.18364410

Kitty or Noob?

>> No.18364414

Then you're either alped or magically repaired until you can.

I kind of want to see some castrated order zealot get MAMONO MANA'd until he's intact again, then get his virginity raped away tenderly.

>> No.18364415

Sexy sandwan.

>> No.18364429
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Men belong in the fight!

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Best dragon coming through.

>> No.18364434

Shouldn't that be all monsters then? Monsters are always thinking of dicks.

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You posted the wrong picture

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I agree completely.
We must all stand up against the Demon Lord and traitors.

>> No.18364443

Monsters that aren't in denial just go for plain old dicks.

>> No.18364444

Where's the puss puss?

>> No.18364445

But so do the ones that are in denial!

>> No.18364446

What if you're crippled?

>> No.18364450

Still need to get round to making that "onee-sama" salamander.

>> No.18364453

Zatoichi and Daredevil could fight while blind so just hop in a wheelchair and go dribble a ball with all your heart!

>> No.18364460
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>tfw you will never be the leader of a pack of human and monster raiders, charging into battle atop your trusty demon realm boar
>ywn be the only single one in the group because no woman has managed to match you in mounted combat
The greatest love blooms on the battlefield

>> No.18364462

Doesn’t it seem pathetic to need someone else to make you happy? You are all you have and if you can’t why should you bring others into this? What is so special about being happy with another person?

>> No.18364464

Would salamanders think it would be "fair" to fight a blindman?

>> No.18364468

>Demon realm boar
Well that's fucking terrifying. It'd make an excellent war steed.

>> No.18364469

They'd just put on a blindfold, duh. Unless the blind man said they felt patronized by this and told her to fight him like any other opponent lest she disgrace both him and herself before the gods of war

>> No.18364470

That girl looks so happy.
Is the husband heartpupiling or is that just the shade?

>> No.18364473


Only if he was demonstrably capable of holding his own in a fight somehow.
They're in it for the challenge, not pure victory.

>> No.18364474

>need someone else to make you happy
It's proven fact that humans as a species need social and intimate relationships, and that a lack of it can have all sorts of physical/emotional consequences.

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Sally's scary big sister?

>> No.18364478

That should be aneki, shouldn't it? Onee-san's are gentle and soft and thus wizards at Aikido.

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>> No.18364487

>>ywn be the only single one in the group because no woman has managed to match you in mounted combat
What if they all fought you at the same time?

>> No.18364492

Honor would dictate that you go full Lu Bu and wreck all of them.

>> No.18364495

The law of conservation of ninjutsu says multiple foes are easier to beat than one so all I need to do is tell them that I don't want to trouble

>> No.18364506

Really? Shit.

>> No.18364507

>Never beaten in mounted combat
Are you polish?

>> No.18364508

Why is she climbing up the stairs on all fours?

>> No.18364512

She *really* wants that ice cream

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>> No.18364520

Can’t she hold it? She’s going to lose some by it dripping

>> No.18364524

>Anon gets adopted by an Echidna.
>It's not a bad life
>He just wishes his Onee-sans would quit it with the sluttery whenever he walks into a room.

>> No.18364528

Cute girls acting slutty with ice cream is amazing

>> No.18364529
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That snake is cute. I bet she's a great mom.

>> No.18364533

That is a lot of snake. I want to oil it.

>> No.18364535

>adopted by an Echidna
Makes sense. Humans would be their forbidden fruit, always just out of the reach of their womb

>> No.18364537

>ATF knocks on the door one day
>Find out your Kikimora maid has somehow managed to acquire around 100 guns without holding a job and without affecting your finances
>Turns out her sister works for Colt and has been gifting them to her
>She insists that they're only for defending her master
>When asked why she needs so many guns to defend a single person, she responds with "It's faster than reloading"
>The ATF agents aren't entirely satisfied, but are willing to accept that she's not a threat and her collection requires no action
>Once they leave, you ask her if she wants to go to the range sometime
>Her face lights up as she tells you that she'd love to

>> No.18364541

I've actually always imagined that Echidnas can give birth to humans, but it's exceedingly rare. Like One in a Billion chance, and then an extra low chance of that human being male.

>> No.18364547

Well it was more like a CC sally that has the closed eyes thing going on and looks after other salamanders and lizardwomen
Also shitscaring her tribe when she opens her eyes and be's serous

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At this moment I am euphoric, not because my sense of justice is driven by a desire to please some god, but because martial arts have made me the person I am.

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18364562

>Also shitscaring her tribe when she opens her eyes and be's serous
I love this trope far more than I probably should. I need her, just once, to half open her eyes at me and say"araaaaa? Anon, you wouldn't [do thing], would you?"

>> No.18364567

>OH ANON ANON! It’s hatching! What do you think it is this time? I’ve got a good feeling about this one!
>Anon? What is it? I’m scared! Is it sick? Did I do something wrong? I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD MOM!
>Honey relax, you’re never going to believe it. We’re going to have to redo all of our baby goods.
>What why? What is it? Is it a slime, a chaos group? What? What?
>Say hello to your first ever son! Dear? Dear?
>She has fainted and is mumbling over and over again “I have a son”
>It took her several times to wake up from the shock

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>> No.18364572

You mean like Lucuoa?

>> No.18364579

She's a solid example of the archetype, yeah. I'd also take her as my onee-san.

>> No.18364592

What monstergirl would be best suited towards being a crazed member of a Monstergirl Yakuza group?
We're talking Majima levels of crazy here.

>> No.18364594

>Mad Dog Majima
Kobold with an eye-patch! Give it to me now!

>> No.18364596

>Anon grows up being pampered by his Onee-sans and adored by the sisters his age.
>If any girl dares break his heart their social life won't survive.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18364607

>When the sweet, soft-looking mature lady salamander turns out to be an absolute beast of war.
It would be great to see just how much that demeanour breaks when onee sama is excited

>> No.18364609

>They are all so in love with him they don't act lewd in fear of corrupting him
>He's so rare that they're all super dedicated to him and want to make sure that only the best monster in the world can marry him
>He is naturally well endowed from being born from a monster, but still acts completely normal and innocent, as a boy his age should be

>> No.18364617

Would monsters find staring at babies genitillia strange? Why the fuck do people like to point out little baby Jimmie's wee wee?

>> No.18364622

>when onee sama is excited
My mind immediately interpreted that in a sexual manner. Also, ara ara eyes shut basilisk or gazer for maximum effect Y/Y?

>> No.18364626

Speaking of, why does she have heterochomia?

>> No.18364634

What's the best immoral sex you can have with a monster girl?

>> No.18364649

Wight skullfucking.

>> No.18364694
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>Fight with onee sama salamander wearing a heavy jacket
>Fundamental skills are their but she only appears to just lightly above average
>Her tail fire has been increasing at a steady pace for some time now.
>Anon manages to get get a glancing wound on her face.
>She touches her cheek and looks at the blood. (or at least he things so, cant tell with hey eyes closed like that) before licking it
"Ara...It's been a while... too long in fact that I've felt this way"
>She grips her jacket and tosses it aside, revealing what looks like a plated vest and shorts
"Now look what you've done, you've gotten me all EXCITED!"
>with her shout, her tail fire erupts into a massive blazing inferno. here eyes open and are locked on anon like he's the only thing that exists
>The peanut gallery of lizard folk have gone dead silent with a sense of terror.
>Onee-mander ready's her blade again, but there's an entire shift in the mood if the fight.
"Now then... why don't you ready that sword, and play with me some more?"

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>> No.18364722

surprised theres no "this robot is trained to fuck you" edit with an automaton

>> No.18364749

Staring into a Basilisk's eyes while holding both her hands

>> No.18364766

Obligatory "missionary for the sole purpose of recreation" response

>> No.18364767

Buggering a dark preist in the ass at the front of a whole some church and suggesting to the nuns to join in.

>> No.18364769

Fuck, I meant procreation

>> No.18364782

The best Wight is a Wight who isn't afraid to say that she enjoys a good skullfucking once in a while even though it's shameful for a Madame of her stature.

I'd buy an idol Siren's CD even if all the tracks were about her love for dicks.

>> No.18364785
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Would you have a 52 strong harem?
Or just one of each suit that you would fuck to acehood?

>> No.18364790

Argh, the sea be a cruel mistress.

>> No.18364796

>for the sole purpose of recreation
That's the kind of stuff a tsundere monster girl would say even though she insists on not using any form of birth control.

Now that's truly outrageous. Responsibility must be taken.

>> No.18364802

>Fucking them to acehood
Don't you mean fucking them back to acehood? For a trumpart being an ace should be the alpha and the omega at once, like they're a voluptuous woman and a tiny loli at the same time.

>> No.18364811
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We need more onee salamander

>> No.18364827

>Trying not to corrupt their otouto.
>By using real metal swords instead of Demon-Silver swords.

The most dangerous spare.

>> No.18364828

>wearing a collar

>> No.18364864

This sounds like the grand reveal of a monster takeover.
>The whole village is gathered at the Order church for the weekly prayers
>Head nun suddenly reveals that she has fallen
>Gets sodomised by her husband in front of everyone
>Succubi start to swarm the place
>They claim single men and corrupt women
>By the end of the day the church has become a full blown orgy
>Meanwhile the Chief God is seething because her statue got covered in semen and other love juices

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>> No.18364899

Thanks for the news Rata-chan!

>> No.18364927

I just want a single teenager Hearts Trumpart to go to Wonderland high school with and enjoy a deranged teenage love with.
JK monster girls are severely under appreciated.

>> No.18364932

I want a Hex Maniac Kitsune and I want it now.

>> No.18364942

A Crazy-eyed, dark purple-furred Fox lady?

>> No.18364948

Rata-chan is an hypocrite. She reports on a Lilim striking when she herself walks around with her whole tail out in public.

>> No.18364958

Black fur, but yes.

>> No.18364961
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Under the sea, under the sea yadda yadda yadda.

>> No.18364968

If your harem bears closer relation to a statistic than wives, you fucked up.

>> No.18364975

I'm not sure what fish this is supposed to be, but do they normally have tumblr noses?

>> No.18364982

They have yellow beaks so kind of.

>> No.18365033

But what happens to her eye in the meantime?

>> No.18365037

Making onee salamander wear a maid dress after winning a fight against her!

>> No.18365152

I thought Hex Maniacs were mandatory cows since they sell milk.

>> No.18365169
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Burn baby burn!

>> No.18365180
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Sally's even scarier biggest sister

>> No.18365194

This one's totally my type.

>> No.18365234

But are you her type? If you're a weakling, she might just have to step on you to show you your place.

>> No.18365239

How do I prove myself to a beast like that?

>> No.18365246

Weak Anons who have a thing for fiery lizards should get good or accept being one's stress relief squire.

>> No.18365285

You make a lot of scratches on her and make sure she's at least panting near the end.

>> No.18365288

>trying to use AGI+STA build against a Salamander of all creatures
This is going to end badly for me.

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I just had a great idea anons, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Holstaur, I don't know how we haven't thought of this before when it fits so well.

Have a Holstaur in a different small outfit to grab your attention.

>> No.18365337

You want a genki cheerleader Holst to get rammed by a whole football team?

>> No.18365341

Very nice, I appreciate it

>> No.18365359

Anon if want to live out your sloppy Xths fetish I suggest you go somewhere else.
What I want is a big busty cowgirl in a tiny little outfit bouncing around all over the place.

>> No.18365365

I just called it gross, no I don't want to live out something like that.

>> No.18365374

Then why is that the first thing that came to your mind?

>> No.18365380

Because cheerleaders and football teams, you know?

>> No.18365424

You'd think a monstergirl cheerleading squad would have enough members for everyone.

Really, the cheerleaders would probably be all of the players' wives.

>> No.18365434

Anon when I think of cheerleaders I think of sexy bodies jumping around and getting all sweaty in a small lewd outfit, and it makes me want to see a Holstaur in one of said outfits, I don't even like sports so I don't think about the actual players or anything like that.

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Have you considered jogging today?

>> No.18365455

Defend Pharaoh

>> No.18365467

She's got a nice tan.

>> No.18365469

Yakuza Jinko with a megaphone yelling

>> No.18365479


>> No.18365483

Yes, but the gym bunny yetis like it when you call them ab-dominable

>> No.18365484

She keeps turning up in the weirdest places.
Well I have and I will!

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I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.18365507

Pharaoh kingdoms are fair and free, the inhabitants are happy and the economy is great but it's just a boring place.
Apophis kingdoms that can barely hold any sort of structure because of how graped everyone is are the best.

>> No.18365536

>but it's just a boring place.

Only in your mind!

>> No.18365583

Aside from going shopping in the bazar and maybe participating in the huge celebrations the Pharaoh holds I don't see how one would have fun there.

>> No.18365618

What would be fun then?

>> No.18365620

A Salamander won't get wet if you just go running, that's how a Cockatrice would react.
You need a full body physical training to attract flame amphibians.

>> No.18365638

All the lewd stuff especially with graped monster girls. That aside just being a lazy bum and food.

>> No.18365654

There is still a lot of lewd stuff going on in the pharaoh kingdom though. Best of both worlds without any smelly grape snake to mess with the the glorious Pharaoh.

Pharaohs shouldn't serve. They should rule.

>> No.18365675

>He doesn't want to have his own graped Pharaoh sex slave
You're going to end up building a pyramid among the mummies if you keep letting your admiration for the Pharaoh blind you.

>> No.18365682

Give my ideas for a story and I'll write about it after work.

>> No.18365705

Assuming you want simple so I'll try to keep it simple as well.
Something involving minichuff needing a friend due to worrying about her size compared to other tigers.
Something involving a man working at a leather company who needs to make a very specialized collar for a rather demanding MG.
Sugar sweet interactions between a married man and weresheep on a farm where their only problem is finding their daughter someone to play with.
Too lazy to come up with more.

>> No.18365718

>Reach down to headpat the shark despite all the signs saying don't headpat the shark
>"Cut" hand open, "bleed" SE all over her face
>She licks it up like a puppy licks peanut butter
>Follows you around the beach all day like afore mentioned puppy
>Rapes you like a puppy once you linger at the beach long after every one else has left, nothing but the moonlight glistening off her scales and pale skin

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>like a puppy

>> No.18365727

I think we just discovered something dark and terrifying

>> No.18365728

Unrelenting. Excitement.

>> No.18365729
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>Rapes you like a puppy

>> No.18365735

stealth KDF falseflag?

>> No.18365747


>> No.18365751
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Would you go for a meal at Tricoromille?

>> No.18365761

I dunno, I'm not a huge fan of cafes.

>> No.18365762

I'm insulted

>> No.18365780

I sure would and hopefully leave with a cute succubus.

>> No.18365812

So I just wasted an hour of my life?

>> No.18365817

No, that was still an hour of exercise if you really did go for a run. Good job anon.

>> No.18365831

I still want a strongfat salamander.

>> No.18365836

I run 20km a week. This week going for 30 though because I'm feeling up to it. It's not much but it's still more than most people do.

>> No.18365847

I'd call out the shy redhead Succubus server and order a stack of prisoner fruit pancakes then make her eat them with me.

>> No.18365862

It's great you have the drive to keep that up and even improve on it. Keep it up!

>> No.18365875

Running is a viral part of physical training. I'm just saying you need to do push-ups, crunches and all that other stuff.

Strongfat Salamanders would have a peculiar mentality and value a very strength driven style of battle.
Would you prefer her to wield a comically large sword or a blunt weapon?

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It can't be helped. You know what it's like to skip running? You start feeling really anxious, can't sit still at all.

>> No.18365885

Comically large axe, she'd be nice that way.

>> No.18365972

But that means no amateur but still energetic family cheering them in from the audience!

You've never been raped by a puppy? It's almost cute when they latch onto and start trying to humor despite having no idea what they're doing.

>> No.18365985

Pardon me for being retarded, but this is out, right? That RJ code isn't pulling anything up.

>> No.18366011

Someone dumped dex for strength

>> No.18366026

What if she's only got 1 int because that was her dump stat?

>> No.18366037
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>> No.18366044

Then she'd be a potato.
She'd probably have lower int and wisdom instead, maybe lower charisma.

She'd be cute regardless.

>> No.18366062

What is it like inside a Trumpart's card?

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>> No.18366067

Yes it's out.


>> No.18366073

Sticky on your thoughts.

>> No.18366075

>Salamander so edgy her flame is blue
>Disease attribute Dragon with a scythe

I wonder what kind of Anon would marry these two

>> No.18366077

NEET room for the clubs.

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>> No.18366098

She doesn't need to be a genius tactician to smash her opponents with her axe.

>> No.18366114

I'd take either if they'd take me.

>> No.18366116

That's not the autistic bait image I expected anon, that's text. I ain't reading that.

>> No.18366120

>Various supplemental statements from Kenkou Cross have clarified that alraunes can move about by pulling up their roots and using them to walk. Their husbands can even hold desk jobs due to this, though their wife may distract them from work.

>> No.18366155

OK Oscar.

>> No.18366157
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I wonder if griffons can do that feather shooting thing video game birds tend to do

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>> No.18366178

But she needs to know some things.
I mean, she's not going to need me to read for her now is she?

>> No.18366183

My houseplants look pretty droopy around this time of year. Winter must be harsh for Alraunes.

>> No.18366186

What about this?

>> No.18366190
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Gyaru Cheshires

>> No.18366204

That's a headband!
You are a faker!

>> No.18366215

>griffon so stir crazy alone in the mountains she's started to shout into cups

>> No.18366216

Only if they're single.

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>> No.18366246

>gyaru selkie cosplaying as more popular monster girls to get attention

>> No.18366259

Got a couple story ideas.

>young tribal boy is taken in by a kind teenage sorceress, they get separated for ten years, he grows up to be a cool warrior and searches for her, fantasy theme
>ostracized rancher living alone in the mountains finds an injured mute holstaur, he takes care of her and over time they fall in love despite judgement from the church, western theme
>widower meets a nice white horn at his office job, he gradually warms up to the idea of moving on, has a cute daughter who likes monsters, contemporary theme

What are you in the mood for? I'm open to changing MG species too. I'll probably write them all eventually, I just need to pick something for now.

>> No.18366262

But I like Selkies.
She doesn't need to pretend to b a cuddle cat to get my attention.

>> No.18366269

3rd story, does the daughter eventually turn into a monster too? Would be cool.

>> No.18366275

>What are you in the mood for?
The sweet release of death

>> No.18366282

>”....husband.... will rape me....”

>> No.18366286

Like a sock full of jello!

>> No.18366287

That first one sounds really good to me.

>> No.18366291

Nah, I have my own setting fluff in mind and corruption isn't part of it.

I guess I should mention I wasn't planning on including any sex scenes, but if I come up with something that fits I'm not against it.

>> No.18366299

Valentines day is less than a week away anons, how would you and your waifu celebrate?

>> No.18366302

We would mandate all non-couples be confined into orgy chambers. What happens in the orgy-chambers stays in the orgy-chambers.
My wife is not a kind ruler, but she is fair.

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fluffing the butt

>> No.18366314

That sounds like the opposite of romantic love, but whatever.

>> No.18366318

The good Lady would have a special treat in store for the whole realm. Her dressed up in a Cupid outfit with a bow on loan from the church of Eros, gleefully shooting down single men to spread love throughout the town.
And then riding me senseless with a plethora of aphrodisiacs.

>> No.18366320

>I wasn't planning on including any sex scenes

>> No.18366321

Romantic love is for couples only.

>> No.18366325

I'd come back to a tubby, mint green cheshire in a ribbon

>> No.18366333

This! >>18360944

>> No.18366345

I’ve told you this before but here we go again: I’d surprise her at her Valentine’s Day special taping with flowers and a kiss, then after princess carrying her to her dressing room we’d have a quickie; then I’d take her shopping in little Zipangu which would end up with us getting dinner in her favorite dumpling place; then we’d go home, put on a movie, and make a daughteru or two.

>> No.18366349

Like I said, I'm not opposed to including them, but I would prefer if they didn't break the tone of the story. I try to just follow my gut when writing and let it develop on its own.

>> No.18366351

Guess you’re SOL then.

>> No.18366372

Do they have open mic nights? I know enough piano to play a song or two.

>> No.18366402

Friendly reminder that you don't get to 'decide' when you get to conceive a daughteru with a monstergirl. Their fertility rates are far too low for you to say 'hurr, I make daugheru today!' so stop.

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>> No.18366410

Not with that attitude you don't because there's always tentacle forest.

>> No.18366417

Nice, was hoping someone would pastebin it.

>> No.18366425

Ah, this beauty from earlier. I hope you write more stuff in the future.

>> No.18366428

I must say I quite enjoy the interaction between maverick and Derrota. Oh and the foreshadowing that is only likely to be solved by more chapters.
what's the deal with that Cheshire? How much is Derrota aware of that Maverick isn't? Will people stir shit up for involving rifled guns?

Line 89 feels off somehow.
One of the lines in line 359 and 469 could use a space ("obscuredby","faceher"). Dunno if this is helpful but figured might as well.

>> No.18366429

I didn't write it, I just found it on Infinitychan

>> No.18366436

This. Using daughterus as a measure of how much sex you're going to have at a given time is a retarded low effort cop out.

>> No.18366443

>He'd just get told to fuck off
>the thought of me posting that shit at TFT because no one would want it here
no thanks, anon.

>> No.18366457

No. Just an old one that refers to sexy but not obscene. Like pinup art. From a time when the preferred entendre for sex was whoopee. Ironically dates back to when gay still meant gay and not homosexual.

>> No.18366466

Gee willikers!

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>> No.18366489

How about you fuck off? This is my fantasy I can headcanon it anyway I want to. And I’m putting daughterus in my Lilim waifu wether you like it or not.

>> No.18366496

Jeez anon if you're going to shitpost with stories at least go all out. You could post garbage from /chaos/ or stories from tft but tumblr stories are just lazy baiting.

>> No.18366499

>that’s a penis.gif

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>Line 89 feels off somehow.
>"How did return in one piece?"
Yes, I forgot the 'you' between did and return. Thanks for the heads up. Fixed it along with the two missed spaces.

>what's the deal with that Cheshire?
>How much is Derrota aware of that Maverick isn't?
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>Will people stir shit up for involving rifled guns?
Rifling was very well possible at the time of muskets, just terribly expensive and sometimes even useless as smoke built up in formations and reloading turned messy. I figured that for a gun given to a single person whose job isn't to stand in formation and shoot as quickly as she could, and can also clean it easily with hocus pocus, it'd be more than justified compared to a smoothbore.

>> No.18366523

I'm sorry man, it's just it feels like a really overused meme at this point. Don't mind me I'm just angry.

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Wererabbits deserve more love.

>> No.18366543

They have such fluffy thighs that I want to sleep on one.

>> No.18366555

Oh dear lord we’re in for a wild ride aren’t we?

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>> No.18366567

You like that NERD?

>> No.18366569

Shouldn't you be in /mggg/ making sure we dont die like usual?

>> No.18366571

The gay term of ‘cheesecake’ is ‘beefcake’. Remember that next time a bro calls you that in the gym, they’re probably an Alp in denial!

>> No.18366584

[Spoiler] crap got my tabs confused again [/spoiler]

>> No.18366600

>whisky and waifu
A good combo.

>> No.18366604 [DELETED] 

Rabbits need big thighs and asses >>168199666

>> No.18366609
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The story is bland, the choices of monster transformations for the girls don't seem fitting, and there's no pic.

>> No.18366616

Thanks kindly.

>> No.18366623

Who is that in the picture and is she related to the story in some way?
>gun thing
That makes sense.

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Rabbit need big thighs and big asses

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>> No.18366652

Left is better. Fight me.

>> No.18366661

She's not better at her job.

>> No.18366671

And yank that tail I hope.

>> No.18366674

People talk about big meaty paws and those being bad but no one talks about those gigantic meaty pillow cushions they have on them. You could rest your head on her lap and fall asleep quickly on her soft cushion thighs

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>> No.18366787
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>> No.18366789

No, dead!
I'm going to find and make muscle zombies and no one can stop me!

>> No.18366840

Oh no I did not
expect this

>> No.18366842

write simple haiku
for your dearly beloved
we guess who she is

>> No.18366861

The loss of a life
Rebirth into devotion
Her greatest treasure

>> No.18366875

quiet, gentle, kind
strong but also soft and warm
horns, rockin' titties

>> No.18366882

I'm gonna guess wisp.

Great word choice, by the way.

>> No.18366887

Dragon zombie actually

>> No.18366888

Very smart and cute
She learns much from her mountain home
But she is easy to tease.

>> No.18366894

A spade tail she has
And wings to cuddle me with
Red eyes, staring mine

>> No.18366897

Mischievous Grin
She loves to earn my laughter
Had too many sweets

>> No.18366901

Pale skin and blonde hair
Claws that reach into your soul
Always elegant

>> No.18366903


Crow Tengu.


>> No.18366904

In far-away sands
Is the only wan I love
A brown-skinned beauty

>> No.18366909


>> No.18366911

>Crow Tengu.

>> No.18366916


Definitely Anubis. Good taste.

>> No.18366919


>> No.18366921


I was bouncing between that or succubus but thought it was too obvious.

Was laid out pretty well.

Almost went mino before remembering the quite part.

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>> No.18366936

Yup! I was thinking about using "one" instead of "wan" to make it harder, but it would next to impossible to get that way. Plus I thought it was kinda clever, she would probably scowl at me for making a joke like that.

>> No.18366941

Puns are always welcome.

>> No.18366950

Fashionably warm
Such an adorable blush
She carries me home

>> No.18366951

She has millennia of pent up lust. It's gonna be a long long night for you.

>> No.18366955

Generous black coat
the sun beating down on us
my soul's oasis

>> No.18366962

White horn.


>> No.18366965

I'm thinking either Cheshire or some kind of fairy.

>> No.18366966


>> No.18366969

Cheshire is correct.


>> No.18366974

White horn is right. It's very cold where I live.

>> No.18366980

As much as I love anubis I can't stand the heat. Maybe I should have made it about winter instead?

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>> No.18366989

big ole fluffy butt
her red headband now gone astray
my pelivs is broke

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>> No.18366998

Flesh mixed with metal
Both a weapon and a wife
Endless devotion

>> No.18367005

Cursed Sword.

>> No.18367010

Cursed Sword

>> No.18367018
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how did you know?

>> No.18367023

THe lovers of spider cows, like the spider cow themself, are not subtle

>> No.18367025

Silly weresheep, summer isn't for a few months yet.

>> No.18367028

Two babies we made
Her body soft and her tail long
Mere vermin we are

>> No.18367031

Generous black coat
ice melting at her soft touch
the sun at my side

There, I'm happier with this. It's always winter where I live so cuddling up to an anubis on a dark, snowy night would be divine.

>> No.18367032

Yeah, Cursed Swords are anything but subtle.

>> No.18367037

Always your best friends
Soft paws and loving brown eyes
Tails wagging non-stop

>> No.18367038

Red headband.

>> No.18367042

Big eyes, bigger fluff
I can never get enough
of this smug beauty

>> No.18367043

Large mouse?

>> No.18367047

The ebin pelvis meme, of course.

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>> No.18367050

Short of skirt, long of jacket
That ass just won't quit
Belly rubs for chuffs

>> No.18367052

This Weresheep looks like she came here to laugh at me

>> No.18367054

Wait, shit.

That ass just won't quit
Short of skirt, long of jacket
Belly rubs for chuffs

>> No.18367055


>> No.18367058

Tall, slim, and lonely
Your body heat sustains her
Waiting on the throne

>> No.18367062

Poor ice queen.

>> No.18367063

Jinkos are cute.


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>> No.18367072


That could work too

>> No.18367075

You're damn right they're cute.

>> No.18367087


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>> No.18367099

Damn that sounds nice. I hope you call her 'sunshine' just to make her blush.

>> No.18367101

>Wurm-chan writes her own name

>> No.18367111

Fucking idiot.

>> No.18367115


sh-shes not a cow!
shes just a little husky during winter!

>> No.18367117

Suuuuuuure she is.
And sneaking those pies are just for 'gains' right?

>> No.18367118
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No bully.

>> No.18367123

The dumbest!

>> No.18367127
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You are (mostly) correct!

>> No.18367130

Ok, that mouse is made for breeding.

>> No.18367137


>> No.18367149

She's not dumb, she just prefers simple solutions to her problems.

>> No.18367152
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Big girls gotta eat something besides my wiener(s').

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>> No.18367159

>The Anon Wurm-chan likes is in the other side of the city
>She charges straight into him, disregarding everything in her way

>> No.18367175

Otohime-chan is only 17 years old!

>> No.18367180

Wurm-chan is going to fix everything she broke before getting any dick.

>> No.18367188

At sanity's edge
An endless doom bringing
The seven geases

>> No.18367196

Queen of all my heart
Rules over me with Kindness
She got big tiddy and booty

>> No.18367197

Pretty radical depiction of Shoggoth, I gotta say.

>> No.18367198

She is a hostess
Who just wants the best for us
It is snowing on Mt. Fuji.

>> No.18367202

Queen slime?

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>> No.18367209


>> No.