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Accept the shark love

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>> No.18360923

Maids are olev

>> No.18360927

>>18360922
Cute shark.
I want a whale shark neesan

>> No.18360930

>>18360889
Don't forget about us KDF

>> No.18360934

>>18360903
Eros followers. Obviously.
>Cupid
>Apsara
>Houri
>Gandharvas

>> No.18360944

>>18360930
If you insist anon. The annual bondage game would be where all three of us put on our matching pink latex catsuits and use our personalized mechanical self-bondage chairs. We'd help each other put on ball gags and gas masks which would be attached to large tanks of gaseous aphrodisiacs. Then we'd sit in the chairs which would automatically restrain us and tease our various bits with very low intensity vibrators. The chairs would be arranged in such a way that each of us can clearly see the other two, and after a few hours of teasing and sweating and huffing the strong love gas the chairs would automatically release us and we'd just go at each other for as long as it takes to feel satisfied!

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I love tigers!

>> No.18360951

>>18360934
Yeah. And the Eros Paladins also make a special guest appearance to help any of the new girls in any way possible.

>> No.18360957

>>18360944
Juicy.

>> No.18360963
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>>18360922
>Accept the shark love
2 dangery

>> No.18360966

Yeah, I'd fuck a monstergirl I guess.

>> No.18360974

>>18360944
>KDF in 2018

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>> No.18360988

>>18360974
What do you even mean by this anon?

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>>18360977

>> No.18361006
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Don't forget to stretch before AND after you exercise.

>> No.18361008

>>18360977
This is my answer to how my waifu and I celebrate Valentines Day.

>> No.18361013

>>18361006
F A T

A

T

>> No.18361021

>>18361006
>me too
Who molested her?

>> No.18361029

>>18360927
>”D-don’t play with those! T-that’s not a place you should be touching!”
Big softie.

>> No.18361047

I want to beat a Tanuki in poker!

>> No.18361059

>>18361029
Grope and squeeze be it her chest or elsewhere

>> No.18361060
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What happens if a vampire and a mershark bite at the same time? each taking a side

>> No.18361076

>>18361059
Jerk! She’s just minding her own business! Just because her tits are as big as your whole torso doesn’t mean you can molest them!

>> No.18361081

>>18361076
Fuck off back to /d/.

>> No.18361095
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https://youtu.be/qbeEO58Hlfo

>> No.18361096

>>18361095
! !

>> No.18361102
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>>18361096

>> No.18361105

>>18360944
>wanting to wear pink
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>> No.18361108

>>18360927
Nurse sharks. Think of the tits. Think of the milk.

>>18360966
Well they'd fuck you!

>> No.18361112

>>18361006
If protag-kun doesn't impregnate every single one of them by the end of the manga someone's going to die I swear to god.

>> No.18361115

>>18361105
>he doesn't know

>> No.18361118

>>18361115
Know what?

>> No.18361119
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>>18360922
Remember to scoop up your shark children and tell them you and their mother love them very much.

>> No.18361122

>>18361119
>eeew dad, put me down.

>> No.18361124

>>18361118
KDF is bi

>> No.18361130

>>18361076
You can’t stop me!

>>18361108
Whale sharks do too!
In fact, I’ll take both!

>> No.18361131

>>18361105
There is nothing wrong with wanting to wear pink anon, pink is a neat color.

>> No.18361132

>>18361119
isnt it suffocating?

>> No.18361139

>>18361124
Gross.

>> No.18361144

>>18360927
>still no blind Greenland Mershark onee-san who is ultra clingy
I just want to cuddle a huge blind girl.

>> No.18361153

>>18360927
I want to rub her nose.

>> No.18361154

>>18361144
Big blind girls are olev.
Be they Moonlight Titania or otherwise.

>> No.18361167

>>18361153
Too lewd!

>> No.18361174

Why do you people insist on talking about KDF so much?

>> No.18361175

>>18361132
Her cute disgruntled look?


For you

>> No.18361184

I want to fatten up a echidna!

WITH ALOT OF DAUGHERUS!

>> No.18361191

>>18361174
He's the most interesting thing in these god forsaken threads.

>> No.18361195

I want to go to a kitsune shrine with a laser pointer!

>> No.18361204

>>18361184
That’s just pregnancy

>> No.18361205

>>18361195
Do not bully the mikos anon, everything about their training tells them to resist but they just can't! Please do not torment them so.

>> No.18361207
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Thoughts on yandere monsters?

>> No.18361209

>>18361204
Many daugherus,not just one!

>> No.18361213

>>18361207
Worst moth.

>> No.18361216

>>18361184
Okay let’s settle this once and for all;
https://strawpoll.com/zrypkccc

>> No.18361217

>>18361195
I want to go to a kitsune shrine and pray for loving wife!

>> No.18361219

>>18361207
Absolute top tier.

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>>18361216

>> No.18361229

>>18361223
>Evil Snek not so evil after getting impregnated!

>> No.18361241

>>18361207
I want every one of my three wives to be a different flavor of yan

>> No.18361254

If a kobold goes to medical school is she a dogtor?

>> No.18361255

>>18361241
Dude that's like putting three beta fish in a tank.

>> No.18361266

>>18361241
There are flavors?

>> No.18361268

>>18361255
You just reminded me of when I bug bombed the house and forgot to put my fish in the garage first and now I'm sad
Post mer-tits

>> No.18361274
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>>18361241
They are going to kill each other, there can be only one

>> No.18361279
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18361279

What about girls that are petite but still FIT. Like a werecat gymnast

or a succubus prima ballerina

>> No.18361280

>>18361268
>bug bombed
Why?

>> No.18361282

>>18361229
She still corrupts human female POWs.

>> No.18361283
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>>18361279
Non-roiding musclegirls are the best kind of musclegirls.

>> No.18361290

>>18361254
That’ll do pig.

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https://mega.nz/#!AT4zjAiT!ofsBgHRl4fmj3wI7jia3mynsgtOdMcYqbRaEUcE5e6U

>> No.18361295

>>18361274
But anon, that would be Matricide! Or prolicide!

>>18361266
Ay, for example some yans can hide their true selves around the object of their affection while others struggle to contain their urges. Their are also yanderes that are violent towards those who seek their lovers attention while others would try to cloud his eyes and make him see only her

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>>18361207
Perfection.

>> No.18361307

>>18361291
Are these actual scans?

>> No.18361312

>>18361307
Yes.

>> No.18361331

>>18361306
Who dis?

>> No.18361337

>>18361331
A Werebat.

>> No.18361340

>>18361174
Its a combination of his fans being annoying kids and possible astroturfing.

>> No.18361345

>>18361207
Will a yanderes daughteru inherit her mothers mental illn-- extreme love?

>> No.18361347

>>18361345
It seemed so

>> No.18361349

>>18361340
>possible astroturfing
I've always suspected his followers of this.

>> No.18361358

>>18361340
Both of those are a definite. And it doesn't help that he never keeps his shoddy commissions to himself.

>> No.18361360

>>18361358
Didn't he try that in the past but people found them and posted them anyway?

>> No.18361361

>>18361340
>>18361349
>astroturfing
I don’t understand what this means. And I have a degree in Turf Management.

>> No.18361363

>>18361360
Yep.

>>18361361
Samefagging.

>> No.18361372

>>18361340
I wish I had some of them fans. The only thing people post about me is tell me to finish the fucking story.

>> No.18361379

>>18361372
You can have mine anon, I don't want them.

>> No.18361381

>>18361345
Sometimes. But I’d pay to see a show about a teen Shirohebi who just wants her neighbor anon to notice her while her mother is giving her all these yandere ways to snag a man.
>”Mom, how do I get anon to notice me?”
>”Well dear, just do what I did with your father; get him alone somewhere and drug him and keep him away FroM ALl ThOSe WhOrEs until he agrees to marry you!”
>”Mom, there are rules against doing that these days.”
>cue laugh track

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Don't open. Seriously.

>> No.18361397

>>18361392
Haven't seen this one in a while.

>> No.18361400

>>18361392
Oh man, the shitstorm this caused.

>> No.18361401

>>18361397
>>18361392
Was about to say, that's one old green

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>>18361392
Posting classics, are we?

>> No.18361413

>>18361392
While drugging is shit, that guy was a piece of shit too so ‘meh’. Don’t be an asshole and you don’t get bad stuff to happen to you.

>> No.18361417

>>18361392
Surely none of you were ever actually this angsty, the sonic military academy would have weeded you out before something like this would land here
This has to have been ironically cringey, a word I don’t throw around lightly

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>>18361392
I regret ever screencapping this.

>> No.18361421

>>18361403
Fuck that noise.

>> No.18361424

>>18361392
>.jpg
Why do people still do this.

>> No.18361426

>>18361392
>>18361403
We’ve come a long way at least.

>> No.18361430

>>18361426
A long way down?

>> No.18361434
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>>18361413

>> No.18361438

>>18361420
Which monster would Misuzu be? Lich? Anubis?

>> No.18361442

>>18361241
>yan harem
If this happens it means the girl's love wasn't enough and she's a failure.

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>>18361392
>>18361403
>>18361434
Talking about the dreams we left behind, not this again

>> No.18361449

>>18361430
The thread has refined out some of the more obnoxious ‘shock value’ stuff made by people just looking to get a rise, so that it can be more about actual Monstergirls.

>> No.18361454

>>18361449
But oomakades do bite their victims and rape them into dependence on them

>> No.18361458

>>18361454
They don’t have to be jerks about it though

>> No.18361459

>>18361454
So?

>> No.18361466

I wish someone had capped my Charon-chan x Hobos story...

>> No.18361471

>>18361454
Yeah, I know. But framing that around some U1tra B4Das5 who lives in a dystopian society where men are third class citizens and he has EPIC rebellious comebacks to the GNARLY Monstergirls just reeks of underageban posting.
Ain’t nothing wrong with creepy girls raping you into submission but there’s a way to do it that’s interesting and then there’s... that.

>> No.18361475

>>18361471
I’d rather have dystopian views of a Monstergirl society than dumb comfy shit run by traitors

>> No.18361476

>>18361466
You're also the shitter behind the bonnet tipper meme among other things. You deserve to be forgotten.

>> No.18361480

>>18361476
>bonnet tipper meme
Am I? I don't remember that one.

>> No.18361482

>>18361475
Then you unironically are better suited for the /tg/ Monstergirl threads
If you think being more ‘realistic’ or ‘interesting’ means you have to make the world you imagine all dystopian and try and paint monsters like evil beings or the enemy like some hamfisted lanternanon story, unironically just go to /tg/‘s thread. That’s their shit over there.

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>"Anyan, does this bikini suit me?"

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>>18361434
That guy’s going to end up being owned by a Tanuki after one too many bad deals isn’t he?

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Yandere mindflayer.

>> No.18361493

>>18361475
>this is what /tg/ thinks

>> No.18361494

>>18361487
Yes, but the fox mask doesn’t.

>> No.18361496

>>18361475
There's a board that's dedicated to that sorta thing y'know. You can just go there.

>> No.18361498

>>18361445
>>18361489
Need the farm one now

>> No.18361501

>>18361498
Nah

>> No.18361505

>>18361487
>”We’ll have to give it the motorboat test!”

>> No.18361507

>>18361491
A SHIT!
memes aside I hate them but can understand why others like them. Literally 2spooky4me.

>> No.18361522

>>18361482
>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
For fucks sake. His first story was looking at his version of the setting through the eyes of some pro-monster guy and the current story is told by an anti-monster guy (who for some reason is turning pro-monster despite everything that's happened to him in the story). Only certain individuals are shown as evil beings and the rest are just clearly trying to live their lives in a human dominated society that has different values from them. There's very little black and white morality going on there and mostly it's just shades of grey.
I'll happily take that over yet another generic story of some guy dicking a monster two minutes after meeting her.

>> No.18361526

>>18361522
K

>> No.18361537

>>18361482
>>18361526
>stupid newfags trying to fit in think everything is /tg/ now

>> No.18361539

>>18361522
I’d happily take a story that doesn’t take actual literal years to be written just for a slightly different point of view
It’s less that I care about the protagonist being obnoxiously anti monster and more that that should take someone years to write if they want people to stay invested to the actual good or interesting points
Cause spoiler alert, there are a few stories already from humans perspective where they have a hatred of dangerous monsters
It’s called every fucking story about regular monsters in history

>> No.18361545

>>18361539
K

>> No.18361550

>>18361487
A cute!
Adorable nekos.

>> No.18361554

>>18361280
Dogs had puppies. Flea infestation.
Or are you not familiar with the phrase? I know they call it other stuff in different places.

>> No.18361555

>>18361522
>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
That's been happening since he started writing you silly goose.

>> No.18361560

>>18361522
It just doesn’t interest me whatsoever. I don’t know why people laud him so much. Non-insultingly, the tone just really does seem more fitting for a more traditional setting from tabletop gaming.
I’m just one man, but I don’t come to the Monstergirl thread for interesting provacative discussion of the metrics of conflicting societies and how one copes with the pride of their race versus a superior force blah blah blah
It’s just not what I see as the focus of things

>> No.18361561

>>18361487
Who is this Anyan person you keep talking to? Do we have ghosts?

>> No.18361562

>They are robust and able to tolerate capture, handling, and tagging extremely well. As inoffensive as nurse sharks may appear, they are ranked fourth in documented shark bites on humans, likely due to incautious behavior by divers on account of the nurse shark's slow, sedentary nature.

I want to tie and up and ballgag a nurse mershark onee-san before slow paizuri.

>> No.18361567

>>18361507
I can't be aroused and spooked at the same time. Prevents me from being spooked by anything attractive and female.

>> No.18361574

>>18361561
>Little neko gets in a huff
>”Mew are so mean!”

>> No.18361575

>>18361537
The threads have been going downhill for a while now as we lose old members and gain newer ones who seem to have a different idea on what the thread should be.
It used to be that we could have sunshinefags and anons who enjoyed a slightly darker take on the setting and for the most part everyone would get along. I'm not talking full edge here, just content where bad things sometimes happened, like in Peterdnzl's The Spider and the Fly. If he posted that story now he'd just get told to fuck off and stop being an "edgelord".

>> No.18361576

>>18361562
Anon please, no bully!

>> No.18361579

>>18361537
I’m gonna hit you with some shocking truth anon
Not everyone, even those who have been here for a long time, cared for certain authors or indeed any of them at all
Why do you think people got so fucking fed up with the lilims
>”Here’s my hot interesting take/deconstruction of how humans would REALLY react to Monstergirls guys!”
Nah man

>> No.18361580

What's your whyboner monster?

>> No.18361582

>>18361539
That's actually a fair point.

>> No.18361586

>>18361576
Well, there's also
>Nurse sharks are obligate suction feeders capable of generating suction forces that are among the highest recorded for any aquatic vertebrate to date.
So if she's being friendly I'll be happy to remove the gag.

>> No.18361589

>>18361522
I've never liked his stuff and I've been here from the start. I just don't say so much because I choose to avoid what I dislike instead of devoting my life to bitching about it.

>> No.18361592

>>18361580
The loli ones

>> No.18361593

>>18361580
Mindflayer.

>> No.18361594

>>18361586
>Nurse shark blowjobs
At least let her look you in the eyes when you do it.

>> No.18361599

>>18361580
Centaurs.

>> No.18361602

>>18361580
Alps. They’re just succubi with a different name.

>> No.18361607

>>18361575
>for the most part everyone would get along
We remember that differently, senpai

>> No.18361609

>>18361522
>>18361575
I’ve never liked either of them and have always found them both immensely overrated by people who for some reason want their desire to fuck Monstergirls to be taken seriously
I don’t be pretend this is something it isn’t. I’m here for cheesecake. I always have been. I always will be.

>> No.18361612

>>18361580
I’d say sandworm but, unfortunately, I know exactly why.
So I’ll go with Baphos.

>> No.18361613

>>18361574
Eh? The little cat dudes from pokemon? They seem alright to me. I also don't see how that's relevant to what we were talking about.

>> No.18361616

>>18361589
I like to think this is how many of the anons here deal with things they don't care about: with at least some maturity.
I'm with you on this. For example I never liked Quicksilver even before knowing he was KDF, but I didn't feel the need to hurl abuse at him for writing stuff I didn't like. You can just scroll past it and go on with the thread.

>> No.18361618

>>18361537
This >>18361579 really.
I said that kind of stuff was shit in 2013 and I'll say it's shit now. I'm into monster girls because they're hot, not because I have a tragedy boner, otherwise I'd be in guro/ntr threads or reading bad end stories on fanfiction.net

>> No.18361621

>>18361609
>cheesecake
Isn't that a gay term?

>> No.18361622

>>18361575
>People literally unironically shrieking for half a thread arguing for the Order to defeat the Demon Lord and how monsters are all waiting to spring a trap, to the point that it literally bleeds from roleplaying intro actual emotionally invested delusional zealotry over a fictional imaginationland
Haha yeah I miss it too man damn times change lol

>> No.18361624

>hugboxfags

>> No.18361625

>>18361621
No? It’s not specific to any particular orientation.

>> No.18361629

>>18361621
Beefcake is the "gay" one, its more about muscles, cheese is just thick

>> No.18361632

>>18361580
That bug amalgamation monstrosity from the guy with that really distinctive art style.

>>18361602
There's no 'why' to that, anon. The reason is pretty obvious.

>> No.18361635

>>18361621
It’s essentially the western term for fan service but with a bit more oomph
Like buff and busty barbarian women wearing sexy chainmail bikinis instead of being gross abos in rags

>> No.18361636

>>18361580

Yandere ones, I know they're batshit crazy but my dick can't stop wanting to fuck them. I'm going to die one of these days.

>> No.18361637

>>18361621
Not him, but in my field cheesecake means having a tool or feature you’re able to give to an alliance partner to help improve them.

>> No.18361640

>>18361624
>people in a fetish thread are in it for the fetish and not a gritty social commentaries by other anons
Shocking.

>> No.18361641

>>18361625
>>18361629
My mistake. I think its because I've only seen a couple of gay people using the term to describe fanservice aimed at straight guys. I guess I just assumed it was some weird kind of slang for them.

>> No.18361642

>>18361635
Doesn’t it kinda imply vanilla to an extent or am I mistaken?

>> No.18361643

>>18361522
>When you think you speak for everyone just because you’ve been around for a while and no one ever called you on it

>> No.18361645

>>18361613
You’re going to end up with a cat that’s red in the face from both anger and blush.

>> No.18361646

>>18361641
Probably because it’s “pure” and not edgy or filled with Weird Shit, is my guess.

>> No.18361647

>>18361622
Yeah that's how I remember it too. As bad as the /tg/ bleedover is now it was worse then when it was all here.

>> No.18361653
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>>18361580
Ushi-Oni, though she's become my fav so I don't know if she counts.

>> No.18361655
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18361655

Can we drop the meta discussion and just talk about monster girls?

>> No.18361656

>>18361645
Cats are fun to tease

>> No.18361658

>>18361655

You're part of the underground resistance and you must choose a squad of 5 monster girls, who do you pick?

>> No.18361661

>>18361643
It's certainly interesting that most of the thread suddenly wants to call us out after all this time.
It doesn't look like samefagging at all.

>> No.18361663

>>18361655
No
I've never heard cheesecake used this way, thanks for teaching me something new, thread

>> No.18361665

>>18361658
What am I resisting?

>> No.18361666

>>18361656
Reminder that tormenting cats gets you landed in the Cat Kingdom and roped into servitude for Cait Siths.
That’s no joke, check the Cait profile.

>> No.18361672

>>18361640
>idiot thinks all speculative fiction is social commentary, when even the father of modern fantasy literature denounced allegorial writing

>> No.18361673

>>18361665

The Matriarchy.

>> No.18361675

>>18361642
I never thought of it like that one way or the other
Just boysclub stuff. Female Rogues having skintight pants over a phat booty. Female Wizards having huge tits. Self-inserting as Conan and being manly while being fawned over by powerful women in skimpy outfits.
It’s a term from a simpler time, a better age. Now everything needs justification even in your damn imagination.

>> No.18361676

This kills the never breastfed by a meido overlord screenshot.

>> No.18361678

>>18361658
Shog, Flayer, Wurm, Apophis, Wight
Come at me, bitches

>>18361666
This is why you only do it when you've already got a canid wife

>> No.18361679

>>18361673
But I'm a switch, I'm indifferent on such matters.

>> No.18361683

>>18361672
Dude when you’re invoking the writing philosophy of tolkein in a fetish thread for snakegirls and sexy pharaohs you might need to take a step back and check yourself

>> No.18361687
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>> No.18361688

>>18361658
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
They misunderstood the term “underground resistance” and now we all sleep in a burrow they made.

>> No.18361689

>>18361672
He was right, if your message isn't strong enough to stand on its own it isn't worth reading.
I realize now this is unrelated to the actual purpose of the comment chain I replied to. Carry on.

>> No.18361690

>>18361672
Sup /lit/

>> No.18361692

>>18361688

One giant wurm cuddle pile!

>> No.18361698

>standard_monsgergirl_maid_punishment.png
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67165100

>> No.18361700
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>>18361676
>overlord
After this week's episode I want my very own vampire chair.

>> No.18361701

What happends if you use something other than blood to summon a demon?
Like chocolate?

>> No.18361702

Good to see that cleared up a bit. Now, about Krakens and the taste of their ink.

>> No.18361704

>>18361688
Now I’m imagining a bunch of Wurms with colored hair and spiked leather jackets. Who are all good girls and help out at animal shelters and volunteer at soup kitchens and sell cookies with the proceeds going to a friend who’s in the hospital.

>> No.18361707

>>18361683
If your only argument is "lol just descend to my level of retardition and I'll win the debate" maybe you should re-evaluate the validity of your argument.

>> No.18361708

>>18361688
>sleeping in a wurm pit
You fool! Haven't you ever seen that gif of a cow corpse dropped into a wood chipper? Squishy fleshlings and twisting grinding logs of hard minerals do not mix well.

>> No.18361709

>>18361701
You get loli ones with extreme cravings for sweets!

>> No.18361711

>>18361698
>this
>but with two kikis with holst-like tits
I need it.

>> No.18361712

>>18361701
You get a brown demon. If you use cinnamon, you get a red demon.

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>> No.18361716

>>18361688

We'll call them the Tunnel Snakes.

>> No.18361719 [DELETED] 

>>18361714
You can stop spamming now.

>> No.18361722

>>18361709
So he gets loli gluttony demons?


>>18361711
I hear you.
I like my kikis with huge tits and wouldn't mind punishing them that way.
Especially good if they are twins or sisters.

>> No.18361723

>>18361702
Gross dude

>> No.18361724

>>18361707
Who and about what are you debating?

>> No.18361731

>>18361707
What?

>> No.18361732

>>18361712
>Red MGE Demon
Ah, now we’re talkin. In truth it’s what my lady’s color would be but I’m too self conscious that that would push her over into donut steel territory.

>> No.18361733

>>18361624
>>18361672
>>18361707
This guy reeks of pretentiousness hot damn.

>> No.18361735

>>18361698
muh DICK

>> No.18361737 [DELETED] 

>>18361719
You can stop bitching now.

>> No.18361739

>>18361733
I legit don’t even know what he’s trying to argue for at this point
I’m reminded again that there are absolutely people who go so berserk they just argue for the sake of arguing

>> No.18361741

>>18361732
Red demons are just fine anon, it's not like red is an uncommon Demon color in monstergirl media.

>> No.18361742

>>18361732
Baroness-fag?
Demons with differing colors isn't all that bad and its been discussed before.

>> No.18361743

>>18361739
That's not rare.

>> No.18361745

>>18361732
You think deep purple is somehow more reasonable?

>> No.18361752

>>18361704
>”bad” girls doing good things will always make my heartboner erect

>> No.18361753
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Meep meep
Though it should be noted that cocatrice also has stone abilities

>> No.18361756

>>18361722
>Especially good if they are twins or sisters.
My brother. Punishing sisters like that and fucking them one at a time from behind as they're bound like that would be the best.

>> No.18361761

>>18361745
I guess it still felt in the spectrum of blue? Ah fuck it. Who cares anyway. She’s red dammit, why should I let people’s opinions change that. Fug.
>>18361742
>>18361741
Fair enough then. So be it!

>> No.18361770

>>18361761
You’re not secretly a 40kfag and secretly she’s a khornette, are you/is she?

>> No.18361771

>>18361756
Exactly.
Gotta make sure they stay standing befre and after the punishment.
If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.

>> No.18361775 [DELETED] 

>>18361737
Take and hint and go back to whatever site you came from. They're bound to appreciate your image spam there.

>> No.18361776

>>18360944
what the fuck

>> No.18361778

>>18361771
>Whoever falls down first has to use a condom while with their master.

>> No.18361780

Rape isn't love.
Monster girls don't actually love you.

>> No.18361781

>>18361770
Ew no blagh no thank you. My experience with 40k is graciously quite limited and I prefer to keep it that way.
It’s more because I like the MGE setting and playing it straight with my interpretation, so stuff like her height, her origin and then this make me feel like I’m cheating or something. I dunno. Just neurosis mang.

>> No.18361782 [DELETED] 

>>18361775
You were the only one crying about it.

>> No.18361785

>>18361780
OK HowAboutNo.

>> No.18361787

>>18361780
>implying it's outright rape 100% of the time

>> No.18361788

>>18361778
Anon please, that's not it at all.
It's working the whole day with an oversized dildo in her rear.

>> No.18361789
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Kunoichi are poor showers of emotion, right?
I wonder how they would show affection?

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>>18361580
My first Thing-chan.

>> No.18361795

>>18361780
Just throwing the whole rod and reel in huh?

>> No.18361800

>>18361789
By wrapping their tails around you and pulling you in for a kiss

>> No.18361803

>>18361780
It's love if you rape them back

>> No.18361804

I'm still waiting for a proper lion girl.
You'll have to grow a glorious beard to get a pride of them.

>> No.18361806

>>18361761
>why should I let people’s opinions change that
That's the spirit, like what you want to like and never let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>18361771
>If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.
Walking them around the mansion on all fours while wearing a leash would do nicely. Maybe vibrators in them too.

>> No.18361807

>>18361789
I liked the idea of a maid Kunoichi, although it could work for any kind, who whenever you lay your head down you find that she’s snuck into position to have you resting your head on her thighs/lap.
I don’t think Kunoichi are bad at expressing emotion though, at least not like a Mantis or something. It’s more they’re just really serious and focused. After they assassinate you and bring you back to their village and let you see them maskless I’m sure they can be any kind of wife and personality you like.

>> No.18361808

>>18361789
Hold up.
Succubi tails are said to be sensitive
Does that mean whenever a kunoichi uses her tail as a grapple, she gets off on it?

>> No.18361809

>>18361788
But anon, isn't that just basic maid training? Every maid's anus should be trained to be healthy and strong from the time they are little girls!

>> No.18361810

>>18361790
There's a squid-girl doujin out there with both beak-pussy and some kind of tentacle onahole sex organ. That was a hell of a thing.

>> No.18361813

>>18361808
Yes.

>> No.18361814

>>18361809
Anon please.
We're talking centaur tier.

>> No.18361815

>>18361789
>working at your office
>all of a sudden a arrow flies through your window and embeds next to your head in the wall
>it has a note that reads “I hope you have an amazing day at work honey!”
>as you go to sit back in your desk you notice a certain someone’s under it
>and she’s shyly waiting for you to sit back down so she can help you ‘relax’

>> No.18361816

All these maid punishments seem quite rewarding to me anons, how will you actually make sure that they behave correctly?

>> No.18361818

>>18361804
You and me both.
Alpha queen of the jungle never, we need a big cat to rival jinkos.

>> No.18361821

>>18361698
>Your 2 kikis break the plate you ate on after fighting over who gets to clean it
>You tie them up like that until they learn to get along
Make sure to take pictures.

>> No.18361822

>>18361781
It would be kinda silly for every member of a species to look 100% identical in every way. As long as you don't go too far with changing stuff in my opinion your wife having a different skin colour is fine, especially considering her species then it's okay.

>> No.18361824

>>18361814
I don't know anon, that seems a little extreme. Not very aesthetically pleasing either in my opinion, maids are supposed to be pure and pretty!

>> No.18361825

>>18361808
She’s a trained assassin anon. Even if it physically was arousing, she has complete control of her heart rate and focus. Nothing could surpri-
>Husband spanks her booty and pulls her tail out of nowhere
>”Eep!!!”

>> No.18361826

>>18361785
Who's that?

>>18361787
>>18361803
It's all fake, no different than a drug addict and his fix.

>>18361795
I'm not baiting if that's what you're asking. I'm saying this isn't really realistic.

>> No.18361828 [DELETED] 

>>18361782
Yes, there's obviously only one person here who dislikes you spamming of random shit. Fuck off.

>> No.18361829

>>18361816
Is spanking still a forced meme or is that an acceptable punishment?

>> No.18361831

>>18361814
Please don't expand your maids

>> No.18361833

>>18361698
That is very good stuff anon, I want to do this with my Kobold waifu and daughteru.

>> No.18361834

>>18361816
Because its sexy and the true punishment that makes their work more difficult is not something that should be mentioned here.

>> No.18361837

>>18361826
>I'm saying this isn't really realistic
That's why it's called fantasy, my friend

>> No.18361838

>>18361829
Still a forced meme.

>> No.18361839

>>18361810
I'm more into toothy Abominations than tentacles. There's just that something about a cute girl's face unfurling to show her split mandible bristling with tiny teeth, all ready to gently caress my dick. And if she's got an inky, toothy tentacle nest down there, even better, as long as she still has legs.

>> No.18361841

>>18361829
It's not really a forced meme anymore anon, though it's not really a viable punishment either. I mean, spanking is highly erotic and enervating!

>> No.18361842

>>18361824
That's why its a punishment.

>>18361831
She's stretchy, she'll be fine.

>> No.18361843

>>18361392
This kinda shit is how school shootings start.

>> No.18361846

I want to accidentally rip off a Kunoichi's mask while she tries to assassinate me.

>> No.18361849

>>18361789
>>18361807
>Furthermore, many of them are reticent and don’t express very much outward emotion, but it seems this is because the founders of the kunoichi passed down the teaching “One should only reveal one’s true heart and feelings in front of a husband that one truly loves

>> No.18361850

>>18361833
How would it work if they're not the same size?

>> No.18361852

>>18361837

It's still wrong.

>> No.18361853

>>18361846
Then you have to marry her. It's the law, and it's enforced.

By aircraft.

>> No.18361854

>>18361839
Forgot to say, the squid beak/pussy had teeth. That's why your post reminded me of it.

>> No.18361856

>>18361853
Aircraft? Well that seems kind of odd.

>> No.18361860

>>18361815
Adorable. And sexy- imagine the discipline and sexual training of a Kunoichi and how that would effect her blowjob skills. She can probably hold her breath for an hour and has practiced and exercised her throat muscles to vibrate using ancient techniques, to say nothing of her devotion and discipline to keep you balls deep for the whole experience. And she can do it all either whisper silent or if you prefer noise perfect moans and gulps and glucks that she’s perfected based on your tastes.
Damn. Kunoichi are pretty damn great.

>> No.18361863

>>18361854
>squid beak/pussy had teeth
YES
Vagina dentata is the best. I wish there were more doujins with the theme.

>> No.18361865

>>18361850
We'd figure something out anon, maybe my daughteru can sit i her mother's lap or something, or my daughteru can stand on something tall enough for her to reach my waifu's mouth with her own. A tandem ball gag or a nice long double-ended dildo would also be very nice in this sort of situation, but that's just me.

>> No.18361867

>>18361863
No. Just get the fuck out of here.

>> No.18361868

>>18361849
Yeah, so they still can, but again only when the mission is done and they’re with husband.

>> No.18361878

>>18361867
No.
I will make a comeback and write a vagina dentata story just to spite you.

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>>18361826

>> No.18361897

>>18361846
I want to accidentally rip a Kunoichi’s hymen while she tries to assassinate me!

>> No.18361902

>>18361868
>assassinated by a Kunoichi
>it’s a long journey back to her village
>you come to love her, of course, but conversation is short, curt, and she is clearly a very reserved person with little room for nonsense
>finally, after integrating into her village the day comes where she willing reveals her face to you
>she does, and as is tradition, you kiss her to confirm your love and devotion
>then suddenly-
>”Oh yaaaay! Yatta!!! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh I did it! I’m so happy! Husband is mine now! Oh you’ve made me so happy! What do you wanna do for our honeymoon?! Oh this is so perfect, my heart is racing! Hahahaha! Yes yes yes yes!!!”
>She leaps into a hug and nuzzles your chest with happy tears in her typically menacing eyes

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>>18361863
I'm like 65% sure this is SFW
My apologies if not

>> No.18361909

>>18361904
Dass it mane

>> No.18361916

>>18361878
>>18361904
Faggot.

>> No.18361923

>>18361863
What the fuck

>> No.18361930

>>18361878
>vagina dentata story
Which some reason conjured up an image of little shop of horrors type musical.

>> No.18361931

>>18361902
>you will never make your shortstack Kunoichi wife happily exclaim “Yatta!!!”
Assassinate me now

>> No.18361938

>>18361856
Kunoichi justice is stern but fair. Also, they have an absolutely vulgar defense budget.

>> No.18361963

>>18361678
Is there a dog god like Bastet? I bet she would be a bro. Man’s best friend and all.

>> No.18361968

>>18361963
>It’s just a giant St. Bernard girl who literally wears a keg on her collar.

>> No.18361971

>>18361968
>gives you whiskey dick so she can rape you for hours

>> No.18361975

What monster girl would go shooting with me? I want a range buddy.

>> No.18361984 [DELETED] 

>>18361782
>only one person is tired of my bullshit!

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>>18361975

>> No.18361987

>>18361968
The goodest girl.

I wonder if jinkos worship bastet or even recognize her as a their patron deity

>> No.18361990

>>18361985
I just noticed she has milk-shells on her belt in the right pic.

>> No.18361997

>>18361985
I wanna nibble her ears.

>> No.18361998

>>18361990

Tactical sips.

>> No.18361999

>>18361985
>Cowboy holstaur
Is there a outlaw rattlesnek?
Who's the sheriff?

>> No.18362011

>>18361975
Elves and Alps are good shooting buddies. Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.

>> No.18362016

>>18362011
>Dark elves practicing hand-bows

>> No.18362019
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>>18361863
shark teeth > squid beak

>>18361999
What if it was a scorpion girl instead?

>> No.18362025

>>18361698
What if you only have one misbehaving maid?

>> No.18362027

>>18361999
>Who's the sheriff?
The Cavewoman.

>> No.18362030

>>18362019
Shark teeth up here, squid beak down there.

>> No.18362032

>>18360946
>tfw cant tell her exact height
>tfw probably as tall as her waist

>> No.18362044

Is it wrong that I love overly tall, muscled girls along with short, super soft ones?

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>> No.18362064

>>18362044
No.

>> No.18362073

>>18362027
Swooce

>> No.18362089

>>18362073
>tfw you will never watch Youtube Poops with a Cheshire

>> No.18362090

>>18362048
You should trust them, I've known a few flowers in my day and they've all been swell fellows

>> No.18362099

>>18362090
But what if they stick a vine up my poop-chute?

>> No.18362101

>>18362089
Cheshires are top tier for me along with holsts and familiars.

Would enjoy a big, tubby cheshire nerd.

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>>18361999
Watch out for the injuns!

Now I want to see a tanookie banker in an old timey pinstripe dress! I’ll protect her!

>> No.18362112

>>18362103
Geronimo Thunderbird!
Great Bear grizzlygirl!

>> No.18362118

>>18362099
Then Judge Dredd enters the stage.

>> No.18362161

>>18362011
>alps good at shooting
Explain

>> No.18362162

>>18361810
Link please.

>> No.18362192

>>18362011
>Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.
That's exactly where I want to be, especially if that feud is around me.

>> No.18362226

>>18361975
Ren Xiongmao would be unexpectedly good picks. Think about it.

>> No.18362228

>>18362011
>used to love archery but had to set it aside for work and a responsible life
>happen to pass by a shooting range one day where you see an elf with little talent practicing as other elves snicker behind her back
>but she keeps at it anyway with dogged determination
>after a while come up to her and offer tips, maybe even join her
>rediscover your passion for an old hobby (and how horribly rusty you've become) while growing closer to an elf whose drive makes you feel alive for the first time in decades

And in an age gap and it'd make a heartwarming story of an awkward first love and moving past old regrets.

>> No.18362236

Would you watch your Scylla/Kraken wife tentacle-fuck herself?

>> No.18362243

>>18362236
Absolutely, I’d even sneak up behind her and then whisper in her ear egging her on.

>> No.18362246

>>18362236
No.

>> No.18362252

>>18362236
https://e-hentai.org/s/b27e4949e1/515167-6

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>>18361403

>> No.18362268

>>18362236
Isn't that just normal masturbation for her species?

>> No.18362277

>>18361207
Worth mothfu

>> No.18362295

>>18362162
It's recent, you can find it easily

>> No.18362306

>>18362118
https://pastebin.com/uqhKej1R

It has a judge dredd ending to it.

>> No.18362316

>>18362263
Krakens must be the niggers of the sea.

>> No.18362351

>>18362316
Krakens would be the literal reason why depth charges would be invented.

>> No.18362386

>>18362277
Best mothfu.

>> No.18362391

>>18362277
You're right, mothfu's are worth it.

>> No.18362395

>>18362386
>>18362391
WORST

>> No.18362399
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Oh dear mofu

>> No.18362417

>>18362399
Please don't remind me of what I'm missing out on.

>> No.18362418

>>18362417
you dont need to play a game to enjoy the art

>> No.18362428

>>18362418
No, I mean in real life. I'm missing out on having a foxgirl gf in real life.

>> No.18362437

>>18362428
We all are anon,but dont despair! they will open any day now!

>> No.18362478
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>> No.18362496

>>18362478
I'd love my waifu to cosplay for me. What do you want your waifu to cosplay as?

>> No.18362508
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>>18362252
This must be the world after the Demon Lord won.

>> No.18362512

>>18362496
Dracula

>> No.18362517

>>18362496
My sister

>> No.18362528

>>18362512
Would vlad the implier be a icon among vampires?

>> No.18362532

>>18362528
Maybe as a porn star.

>> No.18362544

>>18362532
Long thick fangs like hers would be great for humanboy abuse porn.

>> No.18362545

>>18362528
Do you think that the common perception of Dracula would be considered a racist caricature by vampires?

>> No.18362553

>>18362545
I am thinking of replacing movies with MG versions

snakes on a plane become lamias on a plane!

>> No.18362570

>>18362544
Draculina needs to be a married woman,christmas cake vampires tend to get crazier the more time they spend in solitude

>> No.18362582

>>18362553
>lamias getting blacked
I'm not sure if I like where this is going.

>> No.18362588

>>18362553
>I am legend
>It's the alternative ending, but now it's a zombie wanting her husbando back instead
The dog doesn't die, it just turns into a kobold in a dramatic 'wait so you werent turning into something bad!' scene and sticks with him

>> No.18362603

>>18362582
Fuck off /tv/

>> No.18362604
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What monster girl would most likely hug a daki pillow tight on a winter night?
My Yeti daki cover arrived from Cuddly Octopus, it's cute and I like the high quality material they print on

>> No.18362625

>>18362603
But I don't even watch movies, the last one I watched was return of the king in 2003.
I haven't watched a western tv show in even longer.

>> No.18362635

>>18362582
That scene with the shotas just got a lot hotter though.

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>>18362553
>>18362582

>> No.18362640

>>18362604
A lot of them would, Oomukades and Yetis especially.
Glad to hear it arrived safely yetifag, I want a daki of my own one day.

>> No.18362652

>>18362639
>6-100

if a doctor cant really tell if your lamia got 6 or 100 eggs i would question the medic degree

>> No.18362660
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Matilda Vin is God.

>> No.18362670
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>>18362544
>tfw bloodplay fetish
>would be 100% down for this
D-does she have claws too? At least some pointy fingernails with black nail polish.

>when she licks her fingers after
Are there any MG stories that feature tooth and nail stuff like this?

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>>18362517
>sister

>> No.18362707

>>18362660
I'm very impressed with how well drawn those stocking frills are.

>> No.18362712
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>>18362639
While I don't like this post cause this image is used to shitpost near every thread, the idea of having too many babies sounds like it'd be fun to deal with.

>> No.18362720

>>18362496
A Kikimora cosplaying as 2B, of course.

>> No.18362741

>>18362478
I want to stare into a Basilisk's eyes

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>>18362741
t.Traitor-kun.

>> No.18362751

>>18362712
Ask a echidna for counseling!

>> No.18362762

>>18362751
I've got this image of her going full Cesar Millan but with all of the MG daughterus.

>> No.18362784 [DELETED] 

>>18362745
Don't post offtopic garbage.

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>>18362784
he was making a joke that went along with his text calm your tits

>> No.18362799 [DELETED] 

>>18362784
I swear /mgt/ is the only thread to whine about "off-topic" images.

>> No.18362810 [DELETED] 

>>18362794
Stop wasting images like a cunt.

>> No.18362812 [DELETED] 

>>18362799
MUH IMAGE LIMIT

>> No.18362814 [DELETED] 

>>18362794
cute

>> No.18362816 [DELETED] 

>>18362794
>>18362799
>>18362812
Faggots.

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>>18362496
Ice Queen as Crystal Maiden

>> No.18362818 [DELETED] 

>>18362812
90% of threads die well short of the image limit.

>> No.18362820 [DELETED] 

>>18362794
Jokes are meant to be funny, I'm with that guy.
>>18362799
You must not venture out of the thread into the rest of /jp/ then, /v/ related reaction images have been hated on the board forever.

>> No.18362826 [DELETED] 

>>18362799
And suddenly, I'm reminded of a thread bitching about "on-topic" images.

>> No.18362836

How tall do you like your monsters?

>> No.18362838

>>18362836
Shorter than me

>> No.18362841

>>18362836
to the point my head end on her breasts when we stand or lay down

>> No.18362842

>>18362836
4 to 9 feet

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>>18362836

>> No.18362850

>>18362836
As long as one isn't shorter than the other's hip, I'm good.

>> No.18362855

>>18362836
Teeny-tiny.

>> No.18362857

>>18362836
7 feet

>> No.18362863

>>18362836
The same way I like my coffee.

>> No.18362864

>>18362836
Either 3.5' to 5', or 7' to 8.5'.
She needs to be either much taller or much shorter.

>> No.18362866

>>18362836
An inch or two shorter than me right down to standing paizuri height. Then there's a weird gap, then we hit the 6-8" range where fairies go.

This got me. Thinking though, can you imagine the dexterity you'd need to raise fairy babies? They'd be tiny.

>> No.18362869

>>18362863
He wasn't talking about skin color you nigger.

>> No.18362870

>>18362836
Equal height

>> No.18362872

>>18362836
Anywhere from 4'0 to 7'0 depending on the race.

>> No.18362876

>>18362836
Either equal to my height or a bit taller, not tall enough to make kissing difficult though.

>> No.18362885

>>18362869
Point at this man and laugh

>> No.18362891

>>18362885
???

>> No.18362903

How much do automatons weigh?

>> No.18362910

>>18362903
Presumably light enough to pick up and *pomf*.

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>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at the demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a demonic incantation that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS BTFO

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>>18362903
It'll depend entirely on how armored up they are.

>> No.18362932

>>18362915
>>>/tg/

>> No.18362933
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>>18362836
Either big enough to powerbomb me or petite enough for pic related.

>> No.18362934
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>>18362924
>"They are resistant to impact"

>> No.18362936
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>>18362869
He coulda meant strong.

>> No.18362954

>>18362934
Dumb hellhound poster.

>> No.18362959

>>18362936
>”Wanwan! 231! Wanwan! 232...!”

>> No.18362960

>>18362954
t. anubis poster

>> No.18362967
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She wants the H anons.

>> No.18362969

>>18362496
Would a monster girl be mad if your stiffy was harder with her cosplaying your favorite character than normal?

>> No.18362972

>>18362967
Well she's not getting it from me.

>> No.18362977
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Could a Pharaoh adopt an Apophis?

>> No.18362979

>>18362933
>petite enough for pic related.
The dream anon, I can imagine giving my waifu comfy foot-airplane rides on the floor at night after our daughteru goes to sleep. She may get a little embarrassed about doing something so childish, but that doesn't matter when it's just us playing together in the middle of the night!

>> No.18362986

>>18362936
Dangerously close to too much muscle.

>> No.18362987

>>18362967
Hot chocolate?

>> No.18362992

>>18362967
Happy sex?

>> No.18362994

>>18362967
Haggis?

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>>18362987
>>18362992

>> No.18362999

>>18362967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJeg1HVsm0

>> No.18363011
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I want to grope an alp and tease her about her holst-sized tits.

>> No.18363019

>>18362967
Gunna chum that water

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>>18362999
Kill yourself.

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>>18362986
Define "too much."

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Wonder how much panic she can cause if someone teleported her into the middle of an Order army camp.

>> No.18363036

>>18362996
This is how you get a Mershark to follow you onto dry land
>she's flopping across the beach, trying to keep up with you
>"W-wait, just a few more minutes, please! Your hands feel so good! Just rub me a bit more!"
>you feel for her crawling after you, so you pick her up, tell her she's getting all the headpats, and princess carry her home as she stares at you with heart-pupils

>> No.18363038

>>18363022
Remember to boop the nose when mersharks bite

>> No.18363042

>>18363011
That's too much smug to be an Alp.
>>18363035
Left is better.

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>>18363011
One of them is a Dark strategist.

>> No.18363050
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>>18363038
Look what you've done to her.

>> No.18363058

>>18362979
I don't care if it's childish, if my wife wants a foot-plane or a piggyback ride she's getting one.

Jumping on the bed, eating cookies and watching cartoons with the wife sounds like a fine way to spend a Saturday.

>> No.18363065

>>18363042
You can't blame Druella for this one. It's the cursed sword's doing.

>> No.18363067

>>18363033
Athletic and strongfat girls are fine, but if their muscles are bulging and/or super defined to the point they look like bodybuilders, you might as well be fucking a dude at that point. Huge tits and a pretty face can't offset that level of masculinity

>> No.18363068

>>18363058
You are a man of fine taste anon, doing all those things with my waifu would be extra comfy.

>> No.18363070

>>18363065
She would have made a perfectly fine Ochi.

>> No.18363084

>>18363042
I bet there are some smug alps who like to poke fun at their male friends
>"Geez, you really can't take your eyes off me, can you?"

>> No.18363087

>>18363068
The best dates I ever went on more or less boiled down to playing house. If you're both enjoying each other's company and having fun then fuck what anyone else thinks.

>> No.18363089

>>18363048
Was me wanting to impregnate her part of the plan?

>> No.18363093
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>>18363048
>placing an ad to get a husband
>not just pinning a man to the floor and claiming him as your own

>> No.18363095

>>18363050
She deserved it. She needs to be more careful, literal shark teeth are dangerous.
Next time she does it I'm licking her gills.

>> No.18363104

>>18363093
Its her kink anon, don't shame her.

>> No.18363105

>>18363093
That's too crude for a strategist.

>> No.18363106

>>18363093
Not every monster girl is a rapist.

>> No.18363107
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Autistic dragons from the moon.

>> No.18363114

>>18363107
>isekai
Ew.

>> No.18363118

>>18363087
>going on dates
I'm not quite sure I know what that feels like anon, but I definitely agree with that last part.

>> No.18363120

>>18363114
thats a fad that just wont go away

>> No.18363121

>>18363107
Best dragon.
>>18363114
It's more reverse isekai. Guy in the real world has a restaurant that people from a fantasy world can visit once a week and he's an adult rather than a black haired self insert power fantasy.

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>> No.18363127

>>18363120
The only isekai series that I've cared about in recent years was Shield Hero.

>> No.18363128

>>18362977
Yes. And it would be adorable.

>> No.18363151

>>18362977
Would the Apophis turn brown?

>> No.18363153

>>18363127
is inuyasha an isekai?

>> No.18363159

>>18363153
Yes.

>> No.18363160

>>18363153
no

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>>18363151
Now that would be something I'd like to see.

>> No.18363166

>>18363153
Maybe

>> No.18363168

>>18363153
maybe

>> No.18363171

>>18363153
I don't know

>> No.18363181

>>18362996
>>18363036
>>18363050
I like the idea of making a Mershark basically go full shutdown mode by cutely caressing her. It really raises their cute factor.
Like if she's worrying about you because they're overprotective and you finally just start headrubbing and headpatting her and she just goes quiet and her eyes go unfocused as she experiences comfiness on a level humans can't understand.

>> No.18363190

>>18363093
Lava Golem was my first love and what got me into Monstergirls!

>> No.18363198

>>18363159
>>18363160
>>18363166
Ask not the Eldar a question, for they will give you three answers.

>> No.18363204

>>18363181
Is it like clamping a cat?

>> No.18363208

>>18363153
can you repeat the question?

>> No.18363209

>>18363198
Do they always answer with the first three words of the Malcolm in the Middle theme?

>> No.18363214

>>18363209
Yes.

>> No.18363217

Do yetis take offense to being called abominable?

>> No.18363218

>>18363214
Can I firebomb the Eldar?

>> No.18363222

>>18363209
No

>> No.18363225

>>18363123
Now the image of Umaru as a Pharaoh is stuck in my head.

>"Onii-chan, get me sweets now!"
>She said it in her god voice

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Can alraunes turn around inside their flower or are they stuck facing in one direction?

>> No.18363229

>>18363225
That's how one ends up with a pudgy imotou.

>> No.18363233

>>18363204
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I guess something like that. Just make sure if you do it in water you don't let her float away.

>> No.18363244

>>18363227
Why does the squire always look bored?

>> No.18363245

>>18363227
They can turn and move. They can uproot their flower too and walk around on moving roots, not to mention the normal polymorph spells monsters have access to.

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>>18363118
If you're doing it right it feels like going out and goofing off with a friend, which is really all it is. Ironically I think trashy tv has made dates out to be a bigger deal than they actually are. The really dramatic or romantic stuff happens at home.

Generally though the first couple dates suck, you can't really do any of the fun stuff until you know each other better. You're restricted to boring stereotypical normie shit until probably the third or fourth, then you can start to dick around at furniture stores and pretend to be Russian tourists or dumb shit like that.

I imagine dating in MGE would include a lot more dungeon-crawling.

>> No.18363251

>>18363244
He's not a fan of thots.

>> No.18363266

>>18363244
He's probably dazed from the pleasure and the alraune nectar overpowering his senses.

>> No.18363269

>>18363248
See, this is why I need my waifu, we could just skip straight ahead to doing the comfy intimate stuff.

>> No.18363276

>>18363161
Just imagine being the Apophis Princess' personal slaveboy that she chose when you were both little.
She'd probably love you more than anything else in the world other than her mother.
Once she starts learning the God Voice I bet she'd use it to force you to stay in bed and cuddle with her instead of going off to do your chores because not even an Anubis' schedule can compare to that Apophis' love for her childhood friend.

>> No.18363286

>>18363233
>nose rub sharkfu into catatonic state
>gently float her into weekly meeting of community sea bishops

>> No.18363299

>>18363286
Adorable, but I'm not sure I follow what that would accomplish. How would the Sea Priests react?

>> No.18363314

>>18363299
They'd call the anti-bully rangers because bullying is wrong!

>> No.18363318

>>18363299
I'm not sure either but it would certainly be worth watching.

>> No.18363327

>>18363299
Shotgun marriage.

>> No.18363337

>>18363299
>shark comes out of it
>surrounded by terrified sea-bishops staring at her
>feels deeply uncomfortable

>> No.18363345

>>18363269
Well, maybe saying the first dates suck was misleading. Even if they seem impersonal a good date is still a fun activity. Concerts and festivals are good options for first dates because worst case scenario, you've still gone to do something fun.

I feel like you need to have done stuff together before you can really have an intimate moment. You won't have much to talk about otherwise.

For example, on a date you might find out that she blushes all the way down to her chest when she's bashful, then tease her about it when you're alone later and watch her turn pink all over again.

>> No.18363386

>>18363345
Yes, I guess what I meant was we could skip all the awkwardness and tension and stuff. I agree with you though, learning about my waifu's little traits and quirks by being with her would be the best.

>> No.18363393

>>18363244
He just wanted to live a normal life and now he's stuck with a sex crazed girl.

>> No.18363422

>>18363386
I dunno, I still think it's important to take the good with the bad. The worst that can come out of feeling a little awkwardness is that she laughs at you for it later. That little bit of pressure makes those times that much more memorable.

>Hey anon, remember that time I fell on you and my gum went straight down your throat?
>I still have that picture of you turning blue as my wallpaper!

That, and a good date involves a number of different activities so that even if one is a disaster you can move on to something else that might go better.

>> No.18363436

>>18363422
Yes, I guess you're right. Lie I said, I don't have much dating experience.

>> No.18363470
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Ran-shama is the best, dude!

>> No.18363478

>>18363470
She's okay.

>> No.18363489

>Went out with the company for drinks and dinner with a vendor.
Days like this are where I really wish for monster girls.
Having a tanuki vendor with us would be fantastic.

>> No.18363490

>>18363470
I love this guy's thicc Ran

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>>18363470
RAN'S GIVING ME THAT LOOK AGAIN

>> No.18363521
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>>18363436
Well, if you decide to give it a shot, remember that most first dates are failures that don't lead to anything and that it's not a big deal if things don't go as planned.

I'm not a handsome man but I've still had fun going on what should have been lame dates.

>> No.18363528

>>18363521
Molesting Meaty Minotaur's Magnificent Melons!

>> No.18363530

>>18363528
Mean! No molesting Mini!

>> No.18363535
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>>18363521
Why is the train such an intimidating place?

>> No.18363536

>>18363521
Thanks for your advice anon!

>> No.18363540

>>18363530
Must molest meaty Mini!

>> No.18363545

>>18363535
Its where muscly cute girls meet nice cute boys!
It's a deathtrap!

>> No.18363556

>>18363251
But that girl only has eyes for him!

>> No.18363558
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>>18363535
Because they all know deep down that anything cute or stupid they do will be immortalized forever in LN's art.

>> No.18363563

>>18363558
>Nightgaunt gets on train
>Suddenly utterly freezes up
>Other girls don't know why
>Friendly Shoggoth shloops over to her
>"Ah, do not worry. He will make you look good."
>Other monstergirls even more confused

>> No.18363565

>>18363556
He might have loved her at one point, but now that love is gone.

>> No.18363570

>>18363563
Chaos girls are bad.

>> No.18363577

>>18363565
It's not gone just buried. She'll bring it back to the surface!

>> No.18363579

>>18363577
The only thing that will surface are emotions that will do nothing but hurt her!

>> No.18363600

Can I have a ranking from best Wan to worst?

>> No.18363618
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>>18363600
Entirely subjective.

Well loved by the thread or memed about:

Anubis
Hellhound
Kobold

Forgotten for the most part:

Werewolf

Utterly despised:

Cú Sith

>> No.18363619

I want muscled girls to awkwardly try to hit on me.

>> No.18363623

>>18363619
By trying to be all bro-ly or by trying to be all girly or an awkward unknowing amalgamation of both?

>> No.18363626

>>18363618
I hope werewolf gets updated art one of these days

>> No.18363630

>>18363623
Browly or both.
Would be fun to see an oni try to be a 'bro' while also shooting for the dick or a hugely muscled alpha werewolf trying to be 'cute' despite being built like a rugby player.

>> No.18363642

>>18363630
>Huge musclewerewolf gets you to buy her a drink at the bar
>Ask her what she'd like
>"Double pint'a- u-uh, I, I mean, aah... y-you pick, handsome!"
>Snicker as you get her a really girly drink that you know hasn't a quarter of the alcohol content she's used to
>It looks comical in her big hands as she sips it

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>> No.18363647

>>18363642
>She almost tries to down it like a shot before remember what she's supposed to be doing and doing an overly long sip.

Cute.

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>>18363644

>> No.18363656
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>>18363651

>> No.18363658

>>18363644
Would smile at.

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>>18363656

>> No.18363664

>>18363644
>>18363651
>>18363656
>>18363660
What are you doing.

>> No.18363668
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>>18363660

>> No.18363669

>>18363644
>Uses her own moisture to do your laundry
That's just too fuckin cute.
>Nure wife hanging up your laundry
>She smiles as she leans in and smells it with a sigh at your scent
>Then she uses her moisture to clean and put her own pleasant scent in

>> No.18363678

>>18363660
>Single Wendigo canon image
Whoa. Haven't seen that before. Red eyes! Scary!

>> No.18363681

>>18363668
Stop spamming

>> No.18363682
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>>18363668

>> No.18363687 [SPOILER] 
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>>18363600
Best Wan: All of them

>> No.18363688

>>18363660
>>18363678
>"The unmarried Wendigo looks quite charming in her coat"
>angry face with glowing red eyes

>> No.18363691
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>>18363682

>> No.18363695

>>18363668
Flowkelps are great! They are able to quell my lust for my two favorite bodytypes.

>> No.18363697

>>18363691
Fuck... for some reason it just looks better in physical print. Dont you all make me get this...

>> No.18363699

>>18363660
>Wendigo
Family: Wendigo
wat

>> No.18363705

>>18363682
That dirty wife worm! She knows exactly what she's doing. Heaving breasts out for her man to 'accidentally' trip into!

>> No.18363712

>>18363688
>"Grrr! Meat! Give meat! You! Awa!"
>"Ah, how cute!"

>> No.18363735

>>18363712
>Anon approaches wendy thinking she'll be all cute and awawy
>She breaks him by always being on the corner of his vision, showing her curves and delicious form until he snaps

>> No.18363736

>>18363712
Give her steak with ketchup, that'll get her to shut up.

>> No.18363748

>>18363735
Best mindbreak ever. Gonna rape her till the end of the stars!

>> No.18363772
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RETURN THE SLAB.

>> No.18363778

>>18363736
She can have rum ham when she's older

>> No.18363780

>>18363705
>worm
That's an eel you dingus.

>> No.18363783

>>18363772
Whats on the slab?

>> No.18363785

>>18363644
I'm not a fan of slimes, but I would a wife slime

>> No.18363786

>>18363783
It's her diary anon, you have to return it!

>> No.18363787

>>18363780

>feel the eel

>> No.18363791

>>18363783
Her favorite sex positions and techniques.

>> No.18363796
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Big
Busty
Blondes!

>> No.18363799
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>>18363772
What's yer offer?

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>> No.18363815

>>18363801
Dog needs hips.

>> No.18363818

>>18363521
>Meat-chan, Meat-chan! Do you put rum in your meats?
>Little Wendi, I think you're too young for liquor

>> No.18363825

>>18363818
>"I'm 22 Tits Mcgee, gimme the rum hams!"

>> No.18363831

>>18363825
>"No no, you're not. You tried the same scheme two weeks ago. Don't confuse my tiredness for lack of awareness!"

>> No.18363832
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>>18357882
>>18357927
>>18357951
>>18357960
>>18357966
>>18357973
>>18358014

>> No.18363842

>>18363831
"I've got my ID and a date in six hours bitch, don't you ruin this for me!"

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>>18363832

>> No.18363853

>>18363832
But she's not a cat

>> No.18363855

>>18363846
Anon, don't be mean to Latenight. Art takes time and he makes the cutest shit.

>> No.18363856

>>18363832
Scary, but also very cute.
Piko of shota "petting" Jinko when?

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>>18363656
>they become mere women
MERE DEAD WOMEN

>> No.18363864

>>18363856
I just wanna know how long before he's making her and his Automaton onee-san ahegao?

>> No.18363866

>>18363832
https://youtu.be/XslcgQJMZaY

>> No.18363872

>>18362553
The Grey but with Hellhounds. Liam Neeson and crew are gonna have some long nights ahead.

>> No.18363873

>>18363864
When he's older and starts to get curious about women.

>> No.18363876

>>18363860
Would you want to see a Pharaoh happily deepthroating your dick as an Apophis coils around the both of you and gently pushes down on the Pharaoh's head?
Imagine seeing a Pharaoh going "GLUK GLUK GLUK" as she keeps sucking after four loads.

>> No.18363883

>>18363832
>CONFUSED GAOING
Ultra cute. I love the Automaton's little elgs from a distance. And her wwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeeeee head.

>> No.18363885

>>18363846
Latenight has drawn and linked back to posts from literally half a year prior to him posting the drawing. I think he keeps an archive of interesting posts to backlog on if he feels like it.

>> No.18363894

>>18363656
God why is she so god damn fucking hot fuck me

>> No.18363895

>>18363883
>"Where did this metal bitch come from? Why did she kidnap me? Who's this shota? Why's he petting my head?"
>"...At least he's cute."
How long until she's making herself comfortable in anon's house? Just imagine her stretching out with a big yawn on the couch and then chasing after Automaton-chan because she took a photo of it.

>> No.18363900

>>18363876
God yes.
>"Awww~ You think he's done! That's so cute. Deeper."
>Pushes her head down further as cum oozes out her nose and her eyes cross with mascera running
>And yet still, all it does is make her 'gluk gluk gluk's deeper and deeper and more arousing
Hooo fuck

>> No.18363903

>>18363894
Which one? Grapesnake or Graped Pharaoh?
Or both, honestly I wouldn't blame you.
Imagine fucking their tits and watching the Pharaoh squirm as the Apophis licks your cum off her tits while spreading her legs with her tail so you can violate her royal pussy.

>> No.18363904

>>18363832
Can you draw an off-profile Automaton?

>> No.18363909

>>18363093
Does she know that Geologists know how to make the bed rock?

>> No.18363912

>>18363895
She'll run away as soon as she can. After that event she'll always be on guard and panic when hearing machine noises.

>> No.18363916

>>18363903
Yes. I would want this >>18363876 >>18363900 completely. Dominant Apophis making Pharaoh our slavewife.
>Spank the Apophis's fat lamiass lovingly and start pushing into the Pharaoh while the Apophis smirks and coils around her nonchalantly

>> No.18363920

>>18363916
Lamias don't share.

>> No.18363922

>>18363912
I don't think she'd run.

>> No.18363924

>>18363904
Latenight doesn't do requests and he doesn't obsess over off profile monsters like you

>> No.18363925

>>18363393
Who's to say he still can't if she's able to uproot and move around?

>> No.18363927

>>18363920
Well this one does so deal

>> No.18363934

>>18363920
grapist are supposedly very hedonistic, so they're probably fine with sharing as long as shes top wife.

>> No.18363936

>>18363922
She most likely would. She already tried there and as soon as the automaton stopped staring at her and anon satisfied his petting needs she'd book it like a stray cat.

It's the kind of story she'd tell her friends and they would joke about her using catnip.

>> No.18363937

>>18363934
Was just about to say this.

>> No.18363938
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This is the ideal monster girl. You may not like it, but this is what peak wife looks like.

>> No.18363939

>>18363924
>>18363832
Was this already made before?

>> No.18363944

>>18363900
Just imagine the day that Apophis-chan captures the Pharaoh's Anubis and Sphinx.
>The Anubis is horrified to see her Pharaoh acting like a total bimbo slut riding the Apophis' boytoy with a huge ahegao, her generous tits bouncing up and down.
>When she and the Sphinx are brought in, the Pharaoh dismounts and greets them.
>"Heeeey~! She finally got you guys! C'mon, you have to try this out it's so much fun!"
>"Y-you've been completely overcome by her venom! I can't let this continue, I'm going to save you my qu-"
>Suddenly the ditzy, bubbly look on the Pharaoh's face is replaced by a serious stern look as her God Voice reverberates throughout the room.
>"Suck. His. DICK!"
>Before you can even react, you've got a fat booty Anubis slobbering on your dick as the Pharaoh reverts to being bubbly with a ditzy "Yaaaay~!" and skips back over to you to nibble on your ear as her Anubis gets addicted to your cum.
>The Sphinx just rolls her eyes and sashays over with the Apophis to help you experience a desert girl orgy since she already knew this was the Pharaoh's fetish.

>> No.18363945

>>18363939
If a convesation strikes his fancy he will draw it, that conversation happened yesterday, and he posted a drawing of it today. Ya'll new?

>> No.18363951

>>18363934
Is it really sharing when the other girl is a mindbroken cumdump who just gets used as a toy to get her husband warmed up?

>> No.18363952

>>18363920
I think KC tried to enforce that with every Lamia even to point it out in the apophis profile, but even he cannot resist the temptation of Apophis and Graped Pharaoh.

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>>18358526
>>18358539

>> No.18363970

>>18363936
Would she try to rape him once he got old enough where he could wander off alone? I bet she'd try as a way to get revenge.

>> No.18363971

>>18363963
Truly we are blessed this night.

>> No.18363975

>>18363945
That was yesterday!?!

>> No.18363976

>>18363944
Jesus Anon I don't think you coulda described a better wet dream if you had tried. Everything about that is my jam. From the Pharaoh being turned into a loyal addict bimbo to the Anubis being fresh broken in as utter-bottom-bitch to the ear nibbling to the sphinx being a willing participant.
The only thing it needs is the Apophis making a glorious, haughty, queen bitch sexy entrance and pushing the girls aside so she can get prime position.

>> No.18363977

>>18363938
hellhound is pretty metal

>> No.18363978

>>18363970
She'd try, but wind up just cuddling him at least and having loving sex with him at most because she's started to warm up to him.

>> No.18363979

>>18363963
Do you HAVE to sign it in blood?

>> No.18363982

>>18363979
What if you signed it with your cum?

>> No.18363986

>>18363979
No, but it'll make her wetter than a waterfall if you do.
If you don't even read the contract and don't break eye contact while doing it then she'll officially be the wettest location on Earth.

>> No.18363988

>>18363978
Being aggressively cuddled by a Jinko would be shocking but very comfortable.

>> No.18363989
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>>18363963
The duality of Demons.
Hot dang thanks mang. Always a pleasure.

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>>18363978
Rape can be loving too anon!

>> No.18363996

>>18363963
>"Hmmhmm... so, you signed it. I wonder what will happen now~"
>(Kyaa! He signed it! Kyaa! What should I do now?! What do we start with?! So many- Kyaa! This is real, its really happening! Kyaaaa!)

>> No.18363999

>>18363975
Time to take a walk outside anon.

>> No.18364011

>>18363832
Oh Jinko-chan, you don't know what you just got wrapped up in.

>>18363963
Cute demon!

>> No.18364016

>>18363993
Rape is not loving!

>> No.18364028

>>18363976
>Apophis-chan decides it's her turn, pushing the Anubis off as she protests and tries to get back to sucking.
>"You girls are adorable~ Let me show you..."
>As she speaks, she shoves you back down onto the bed forcefully.
>"How..."
>As the other girls watch she pulls up your legs and forcefully spreads them.
>"It's..."
>With a sharp prick, she quickly bites your thigh and pumps a dose of her venom into you that causes your dick to swell and become almost painfully hard.
>"Done!"
>And with a loud squishing noise, she impales herself of your dick, sending titanic waves of pleasure through your body as your lower half is pressed against the bed by her body.
>Before you can even catch your breath, her hips are already slamming against you faster than you could've even imagined, her pussy squeezing tight enough to make a Baphomet blush.
>As her servants watch on in awe, her upper body starts swaying back and forth hypnotically, and as she rides you mesmerizes you with her bellydancing.
>All you can do is stare into her eyes and at her swaying body as your world explodes into an hour long constant orgasm and your legs involuntarily wrap around her waist.
>When you wake up, it's morning and you've been cleaned.
>You can see steam emanating from the room you know is the palace bath chamber, and you're being snuggled by the Pharaoh, the Anubis and the Sphinx all of whom have cute smiles on their faces.

>> No.18364064

>>18364028
WELP. I'm spent. That's literally the dream right there. Gonna enjoy the comfy ever-nightlife desert kingdom with my harem at my side and lavish away the era in hedonistic pleasure and happiness with all those amazing girls.
Now I'm imagining the Apophis going over bellydancing with each of them, the Pharaoh being a natural, the Sphinx being cute but good in her own way, and the Anubis being all awkward and inexperienced at it, so she gets teased and bullied- sexually.

>> No.18364080

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you shouldn't hit on the girls at the gym, they're there to lift and are weak to not doing the asking

>> No.18364081

>>18364028
>>18363944
>>18363900
>>18363876
I'm gonna be saving these, thank you stranger anon.

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>>18363490
She's too big for her own good, dude!

>> No.18364090

>>18364028
Now THAT is a grape harem.

>> No.18364096

>>18364064
Just imagine if that Apophis manages to get some Khepri and a Ghandharva into your harem.
Then it'd be perfection.

>> No.18364099

>>18364081
Aww don’t thank us, thank the [MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX]!

>> No.18364104

>>18364099
Don't get mad at them, they're the leading employers of automaton behind constructions companies and law enforcement.

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>>18364028
A gentleman of impeccable taste. You'll make a grape snake very happy one day, anon.

>> No.18364108

>>18363832
>GAO!

>> No.18364112

>>18364106
I hope it's because I set her up with a guy because I'm already taken.

>> No.18364113

>>18364108
Jinkos truly need help in this modern world

>> No.18364118
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This is how you make a Cat Girl happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7SCCTNILnk

>> No.18364121

>>18364113
All wild girls need help.

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>>18364108
That tiger needs tome tummy rubs. Turn that angry 'GAO!'ing into flustered chuffs.

Damnit, I know there's a pic of a jinko getting belly rubs out there, but I cannot find it.

>> No.18364124

>>18364096
I can see it now.
>Warm firelight lighting a spacious luxury room filled with pillows and beds and other soft furniture
>Several goblets and wine bottles are scattered across the place along with golden platters with mostly eaten aphrodisiac fruits
>Low, slow and chill guitar music echoes around the room, evocative and playful
>It's coming from a Gandharva sitting in a lounge of pillows, her pussy oozing with a fresh creampie as she giggles drunkenly
>A Sphinx lays sprawled out near her, giggling herself as she digests her 'meal' of sex as well
>A bit further, a wide eyed yet excitable Anubis with a fat booty is standing up and trying to bellydance
>She's not good at it, and whenever she looks particularly awkward a roar of laughter comes in from the pharaoh watching her, sipping from a goblet of wine in one hand and a goblet of cum in the other , ordering her with her godvoice to 'try again~', the dildo in the Anubis not making things easier
>Finally, pan over to the main bed, where three completely identical petite gorgeous Khepri are all bobbing in unison on their master's dick, throbbing and full, one on the shaft and one to each ball, looking up with innocent purple irises to make sure their ministrations to their king are perfection
>All of this tied by the winding thread of an extra long purple tail that ends coiled behind (You), and the smiling, triumphant and smug Apophis attached to it, resting your head on her breasts and taking turns feeding you and herself grapes infused with pure demonic energy
>She smiles down and you smile back up, leaning in for a tongue-stuffed kiss, so passionate and deep that she happily squeals into your mouth and claps her hands twice
>And then the whole room rises and walks over, sauntering into bed with you, each with submissive seductive smiles on their face as they present their bodies to you for your pleasure
>GOOD END

>> No.18364125

>>18364121
This is where huge dire werewolf is at an interview and trying to explain how her ability to take down an elk on her own is a strength in an HR position isn't it?

>> No.18364126

Which mg is most likely to tear a man away from his human family and begin a new family with him?

>> No.18364128

>>18364126
Just yours.

>> No.18364140
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Idol Apophis!

>> No.18364141

>>18364140
Is going to be my venom, my poison, my toxic love?

>> No.18364142

>>18364140
She knows just what she's doing with that mic stand!

>> No.18364150

>>18364124
Damn anon. That's a damn godly end indeed. Apophis are best, I think.

>> No.18364157

>>18364128
>alps
>stealing a man
Nigga what?

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How do you feel about Idolmaster MGs?

>> No.18364165

Consider the following:
>The Epic of Gilgamesh, but with monster girls

>> No.18364167

>>18364124
Just imagine the best part of all that besides the sex anon.
The cute everyday life stuff you and your harem would get up to.

>> No.18364168

>>18364161
I want to dick the idolmonsters so I'm out of luck.
Cute russian one a best.

>> No.18364178

>>18364167
$5 says the first thing Anubis does is try to work out a sex schedule so that they can all share you.

>> No.18364186
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>>18363832
>>18364108
>>18364122

>> No.18364188

>>18364167
There's too many possibilities to even begin to grasp how comfy that life would be, aye.
Like all shopping together for their clothes, or romantic strolls around the lively hoppin' town, or sampling exotic meals, or even them taking on similar yet corrupted/graped versions of their previous roles.
>>18364178
Bingo. And the khepris go unseen for a good portion of the day, rolling up free dark matter that collects in the streets of the lewd dark-realm city and bringing it back at night to present in an ornate and ritualistic manner. To which they all get cute headpats.
And anal sex.

>> No.18364190

>>18364186
Pet the kitty!

>> No.18364194

>>18364186
That is my life's ambition.

>> No.18364196

>>18364186
This kid has the most interesting adventures.

>> No.18364197

>>18364125
Yes.

>> No.18364201
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>>18364122
This one?
>>18364186
LN is too good for us.

>> No.18364206

>>18364186
Too cute.
>>18364201
Bingo!

>> No.18364211

>>18364186
Jinko is going to get addicted!

>> No.18364213

>>18364186
>Sound of jinko going into heat

>> No.18364215

Rubbing jinko tummies with your chinpo!

>> No.18364219

>>18364186
What is Automanee's face trying to convey? Is she getting ideas that she can do with her master once he grows up?

>> No.18364223
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18364223

>>18364157
It can happen when a girl is too passive to act or too pushy for the man's tastes and frequently ends with the other girl committing seppuku over the great shame of losing to an alp.

>> No.18364232
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18364232

Big fluff wife tail
https://twitter.com/matunome/status/960925281417543680

>> No.18364233

>>18364126
Apophis and Mindflayer.

>> No.18364246

>>18364232
We need some more off profile Gazers. They are cute and deserve prolonged eye contact.

>> No.18364251

>>18364219
I support the idea from a few threads back that she is thinking of how she'll capture a Smug Squad harem for her otouto

>> No.18364256

>>18364178
>the Anubis, technically, has never been graped, just ordered around by the pharaoh’s god voice to be lewd
>she was afraid something like this might happen but was too meek to speak up to her pharaoh
>all in all though, the Apophis isn’t that bad of a ruler
>the fact that the desert is now a dark demon realm isn’t that bad, considering it was a green realm to start with
>from the peasants perspective, it might even be better since they’re no longer slaves to construction
>if only she had the free will to let her king know she could still be of use to him administratively too

>> No.18364266

>>18364246
>off profile
Biggest meme

>> No.18364267

>>18364246
We need a gazer with short hair and tail and some form of clothing to cover their naked ink body up

>> No.18364268

>>18364256
>She gets the perfect chance when she's the last one awake after an afternoon long orgy.
>She's about to bring it up to anon but looking down just sees him looking up at her drowsily.
>She just smiles, kisses him on the forehead and lets herself collapse onto him for post sex cuddling as they fall asleep.
No one can resist the comfy anon. No one.

>> No.18364274

>>18364256
>>18364268
She fills a vital role, even if she doesn't realize it. They all do, and hers is very special.

>> No.18364281

>>18364140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auHuwRAYDPE

>> No.18364291

>>18364251
But that's only when a Manticore wrongs him.

>> No.18364294
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>>18364140
Would she be willing to give Otohime advice?

>> No.18364297
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Hellhound is scared of the thunder, give her comfort!

>> No.18364298

>>18364167
>besides the sex
Good joke.

>> No.18364299
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18364299

Hello. Chapter 4 of Victory and Defeat.
https://pastebin.com/dXvbH4RE

Took extra long because writing action scenes is absolute hell.

>> No.18364300

>>18364274
>>18364268
Ya but stop trying to force the poor desert wan to belly dance. It makes her very uncomfortable and feels like a punishment to her.

>> No.18364305

What girls would wear a see-through dress like the whore of Babylon?

>> No.18364306

>>18364300
No can do, Bateman. I would do anything for my loves- but I won't do that. Her cute flustered face is just too adorable when she's trying.

>> No.18364307

>>18364297
According to advertisers, all I need to do is grab her from behind and apply a constant, comforting pressure around her upper body.

>> No.18364311

>>18364306
Bateman?

>> No.18364313

>>18364299
Bully the lilim for attention

>> No.18364317

>>18364311
https://youtu.be/pQdpOKVukCQ
I guess I misremembered him saying Bateman, the point stands. I got an 8:30 res at Nervous Wan. They got a GREAT- inexperienced bellydance.

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>>18364313

>> No.18364329

>>18364323
I don’t have to answer anything from a person wearing a dick on their hat.

>> No.18364334

>>18364329
Don't be a dickhead, anon

>> No.18364336

>>18364323
No I just like some light bullying

>> No.18364351

How exactly does a monster’s aura work? How can they make a person feel something so intensely just through their presence? Most interesting, how can they make someone want to do something?

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>> No.18364368

>>18364351
Well imagine the hottest woman you've ever seen, and then she's somehow magically hotter, and then she asks you to take your pants off. I'm sure that technique alone has a 60% success rate.

>> No.18364381

>>18364368
But why should I? Just because she asked?

>> No.18364382
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>> No.18364383

>>18364381
Yes.

>> No.18364385

>>18362161
All that practice playing FPS games makes them killing machines!

>> No.18364390

>>18364381
She asked, and that has implications. It's a physical and magical appeal to your deepest primal needs.

>> No.18364397

>>18364390
And if I can no longer fill those needs?

>> No.18364405
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>>18362161
Alps love to wield swords and guns because it subconsciously reminds them of cocks.

>> No.18364410

>>18364382
Kitty or Noob?

>> No.18364414

>>18364397
Then you're either alped or magically repaired until you can.

I kind of want to see some castrated order zealot get MAMONO MANA'd until he's intact again, then get his virginity raped away tenderly.

>> No.18364415

>>18364382
Sexy sandwan.

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Men belong in the fight!

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Best dragon coming through.

>> No.18364434

>>18364405
Shouldn't that be all monsters then? Monsters are always thinking of dicks.

>> No.18364435
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>>18364415
Indeed

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>>18364430
You posted the wrong picture

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>>18364429
I agree completely.
We must all stand up against the Demon Lord and traitors.

>> No.18364443

>>18364434
Monsters that aren't in denial just go for plain old dicks.

>> No.18364444

>>18364430
Where's the puss puss?

>> No.18364445

>>18364443
But so do the ones that are in denial!

>> No.18364446

>>18364429
What if you're crippled?

>> No.18364450

>>18364429
Still need to get round to making that "onee-sama" salamander.

>> No.18364453

>>18364446
Zatoichi and Daredevil could fight while blind so just hop in a wheelchair and go dribble a ball with all your heart!

>> No.18364460
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18364460

>tfw you will never be the leader of a pack of human and monster raiders, charging into battle atop your trusty demon realm boar
>ywn be the only single one in the group because no woman has managed to match you in mounted combat
The greatest love blooms on the battlefield

>> No.18364462

>>18364390
>>18364414
Doesn’t it seem pathetic to need someone else to make you happy? You are all you have and if you can’t why should you bring others into this? What is so special about being happy with another person?

>> No.18364464

>>18364453
Would salamanders think it would be "fair" to fight a blindman?

>> No.18364468

>>18364460
>Demon realm boar
Well that's fucking terrifying. It'd make an excellent war steed.

>> No.18364469

>>18364464
They'd just put on a blindfold, duh. Unless the blind man said they felt patronized by this and told her to fight him like any other opponent lest she disgrace both him and herself before the gods of war

>> No.18364470

>>18364460
That girl looks so happy.
Is the husband heartpupiling or is that just the shade?

>> No.18364473

>>18364462
lol

>>18364464
Only if he was demonstrably capable of holding his own in a fight somehow.
They're in it for the challenge, not pure victory.

>> No.18364474

>>18364462
>need someone else to make you happy
It's proven fact that humans as a species need social and intimate relationships, and that a lack of it can have all sorts of physical/emotional consequences.

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>>18364450
Sally's scary big sister?

>> No.18364478

>>18364476
>Scary
That should be aneki, shouldn't it? Onee-san's are gentle and soft and thus wizards at Aikido.

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>>18364434

>> No.18364487

>>18364460
>>ywn be the only single one in the group because no woman has managed to match you in mounted combat
What if they all fought you at the same time?

>> No.18364492

>>18364487
Honor would dictate that you go full Lu Bu and wreck all of them.

>> No.18364495

>>18364487
The law of conservation of ninjutsu says multiple foes are easier to beat than one so all I need to do is tell them that I don't want to trouble

>> No.18364506

>>18364474
Really? Shit.

>> No.18364507

>>18364460
>Never beaten in mounted combat
Are you polish?

>> No.18364508

>>18364479
Why is she climbing up the stairs on all fours?

>> No.18364512

>>18364508
She *really* wants that ice cream

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>>18364512

>> No.18364520

>>18364512
Can’t she hold it? She’s going to lose some by it dripping

>> No.18364524

>>18364518
>Anon gets adopted by an Echidna.
>It's not a bad life
>He just wishes his Onee-sans would quit it with the sluttery whenever he walks into a room.

>> No.18364528

>>18364518
Cute girls acting slutty with ice cream is amazing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G7MgaRS0MIE

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>>18364518
That snake is cute. I bet she's a great mom.

>> No.18364533

>>18364529
That is a lot of snake. I want to oil it.

>> No.18364535

>>18364524
>adopted by an Echidna
Makes sense. Humans would be their forbidden fruit, always just out of the reach of their womb

>> No.18364537

>ATF knocks on the door one day
>Find out your Kikimora maid has somehow managed to acquire around 100 guns without holding a job and without affecting your finances
>Turns out her sister works for Colt and has been gifting them to her
>She insists that they're only for defending her master
>When asked why she needs so many guns to defend a single person, she responds with "It's faster than reloading"
>The ATF agents aren't entirely satisfied, but are willing to accept that she's not a threat and her collection requires no action
>Once they leave, you ask her if she wants to go to the range sometime
>Her face lights up as she tells you that she'd love to

>> No.18364541

>>18364535
I've actually always imagined that Echidnas can give birth to humans, but it's exceedingly rare. Like One in a Billion chance, and then an extra low chance of that human being male.

>> No.18364547

>>18364476
Well it was more like a CC sally that has the closed eyes thing going on and looks after other salamanders and lizardwomen
Also shitscaring her tribe when she opens her eyes and be's serous

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At this moment I am euphoric, not because my sense of justice is driven by a desire to please some god, but because martial arts have made me the person I am.

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18364562

>>18364547
>Also shitscaring her tribe when she opens her eyes and be's serous
I love this trope far more than I probably should. I need her, just once, to half open her eyes at me and say"araaaaa? Anon, you wouldn't [do thing], would you?"

>> No.18364567

>>18364541
>OH ANON ANON! It’s hatching! What do you think it is this time? I’ve got a good feeling about this one!
>[CRACK]
>[CRACK]
>[CRACK]
>Anon? What is it? I’m scared! Is it sick? Did I do something wrong? I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD MOM!
>Honey relax, you’re never going to believe it. We’re going to have to redo all of our baby goods.
>What why? What is it? Is it a slime, a chaos group? What? What?
>Say hello to your first ever son! Dear? Dear?
>She has fainted and is mumbling over and over again “I have a son”
>It took her several times to wake up from the shock

>> No.18364571

>>18364554
No

>> No.18364572

>>18364562
You mean like Lucuoa?

>> No.18364579

>>18364572
She's a solid example of the archetype, yeah. I'd also take her as my onee-san.

>> No.18364592

What monstergirl would be best suited towards being a crazed member of a Monstergirl Yakuza group?
We're talking Majima levels of crazy here.
https://youtu.be/Y9z-cE3poaM

>> No.18364594

>>18364592
>Mad Dog Majima
Kobold with an eye-patch! Give it to me now!

>> No.18364596

>>18364567
>Anon grows up being pampered by his Onee-sans and adored by the sisters his age.
>If any girl dares break his heart their social life won't survive.

>> No.18364599
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18364607

>>18364562
>When the sweet, soft-looking mature lady salamander turns out to be an absolute beast of war.
It would be great to see just how much that demeanour breaks when onee sama is excited

>> No.18364609

>>18364596
>They are all so in love with him they don't act lewd in fear of corrupting him
>He's so rare that they're all super dedicated to him and want to make sure that only the best monster in the world can marry him
>He is naturally well endowed from being born from a monster, but still acts completely normal and innocent, as a boy his age should be

>> No.18364617

>>18364609
Would monsters find staring at babies genitillia strange? Why the fuck do people like to point out little baby Jimmie's wee wee?

>> No.18364622

>>18364607
>when onee sama is excited
My mind immediately interpreted that in a sexual manner. Also, ara ara eyes shut basilisk or gazer for maximum effect Y/Y?

>> No.18364626

>>18364572
>>18364579
Speaking of, why does she have heterochomia?

>> No.18364634

What's the best immoral sex you can have with a monster girl?

>> No.18364649

>>18364634
Wight skullfucking.

>> No.18364694
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>>18364607
>Fight with onee sama salamander wearing a heavy jacket
>Fundamental skills are their but she only appears to just lightly above average
>Her tail fire has been increasing at a steady pace for some time now.
>Anon manages to get get a glancing wound on her face.
>She touches her cheek and looks at the blood. (or at least he things so, cant tell with hey eyes closed like that) before licking it
"Ara...It's been a while... too long in fact that I've felt this way"
>She grips her jacket and tosses it aside, revealing what looks like a plated vest and shorts
"Now look what you've done, you've gotten me all EXCITED!"
>with her shout, her tail fire erupts into a massive blazing inferno. here eyes open and are locked on anon like he's the only thing that exists
>The peanut gallery of lizard folk have gone dead silent with a sense of terror.
>Onee-mander ready's her blade again, but there's an entire shift in the mood if the fight.
"Now then... why don't you ready that sword, and play with me some more?"

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>> No.18364722

surprised theres no "this robot is trained to fuck you" edit with an automaton

>> No.18364749

>>18364634
Staring into a Basilisk's eyes while holding both her hands

>> No.18364766

>>18364634
Obligatory "missionary for the sole purpose of recreation" response

>> No.18364767

>>18364634
Buggering a dark preist in the ass at the front of a whole some church and suggesting to the nuns to join in.

>> No.18364769

>>18364766
Fuck, I meant procreation

>> No.18364782

>>18364649
The best Wight is a Wight who isn't afraid to say that she enjoys a good skullfucking once in a while even though it's shameful for a Madame of her stature.

>>18364705
I'd buy an idol Siren's CD even if all the tracks were about her love for dicks.

>> No.18364785
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Would you have a 52 strong harem?
Or just one of each suit that you would fuck to acehood?

>> No.18364790

>>18364705
Argh, the sea be a cruel mistress.

>> No.18364796

>>18364766
>for the sole purpose of recreation
That's the kind of stuff a tsundere monster girl would say even though she insists on not using any form of birth control.

>>18364749
>>18364769
Now that's truly outrageous. Responsibility must be taken.

>> No.18364802

>>18364785
>Fucking them to acehood
Don't you mean fucking them back to acehood? For a trumpart being an ace should be the alpha and the omega at once, like they're a voluptuous woman and a tiny loli at the same time.

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>>18364694
We need more onee salamander

>> No.18364827

>>18364694
>>18364811
>Trying not to corrupt their otouto.
>By using real metal swords instead of Demon-Silver swords.

The most dangerous spare.

>> No.18364828

>>18364811
>wearing a collar
MERE
FEMALE
AMPHIBIAN

>> No.18364864

>>18364767
This sounds like the grand reveal of a monster takeover.
>The whole village is gathered at the Order church for the weekly prayers
>Head nun suddenly reveals that she has fallen
>Gets sodomised by her husband in front of everyone
>Succubi start to swarm the place
>They claim single men and corrupt women
>By the end of the day the church has become a full blown orgy
>Meanwhile the Chief God is seething because her statue got covered in semen and other love juices

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>> No.18364899

>>18364868
Thanks for the news Rata-chan!

>> No.18364927

>>18364785
I just want a single teenager Hearts Trumpart to go to Wonderland high school with and enjoy a deranged teenage love with.
JK monster girls are severely under appreciated.

>> No.18364932

I want a Hex Maniac Kitsune and I want it now.

>> No.18364942

>>18364932
A Crazy-eyed, dark purple-furred Fox lady?

>> No.18364948

>>18364899
Rata-chan is an hypocrite. She reports on a Lilim striking when she herself walks around with her whole tail out in public.

>> No.18364958

>>18364942
Black fur, but yes.

>> No.18364961
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Under the sea, under the sea yadda yadda yadda.

>> No.18364968

>>18364785
If your harem bears closer relation to a statistic than wives, you fucked up.

>> No.18364975

>>18364961
I'm not sure what fish this is supposed to be, but do they normally have tumblr noses?

>> No.18364982

>>18364975
They have yellow beaks so kind of.

>> No.18365033

>>18364649
>>18364782
But what happens to her eye in the meantime?

>> No.18365037

>>18364811
Making onee salamander wear a maid dress after winning a fight against her!

>> No.18365152

>>18364932
I thought Hex Maniacs were mandatory cows since they sell milk.

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Burn baby burn!

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>>18364476
Sally's even scarier biggest sister

>> No.18365194

>>18365180
This one's totally my type.

>> No.18365234

>>18365194
But are you her type? If you're a weakling, she might just have to step on you to show you your place.

>> No.18365239

>>18365234
How do I prove myself to a beast like that?

>> No.18365246

>>18365234
Weak Anons who have a thing for fiery lizards should get good or accept being one's stress relief squire.

>> No.18365285

>>18365239
You make a lot of scratches on her and make sure she's at least panting near the end.

>> No.18365288

>>18365285
>trying to use AGI+STA build against a Salamander of all creatures
This is going to end badly for me.

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18365329

I just had a great idea anons, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Holstaur, I don't know how we haven't thought of this before when it fits so well.

Have a Holstaur in a different small outfit to grab your attention.

>> No.18365337

>>18365329
You want a genki cheerleader Holst to get rammed by a whole football team?
Gross.

>> No.18365341

>>18364299
Very nice, I appreciate it

>> No.18365359

>>18365337
Anon if want to live out your sloppy Xths fetish I suggest you go somewhere else.
What I want is a big busty cowgirl in a tiny little outfit bouncing around all over the place.

>> No.18365365

>>18365359
I just called it gross, no I don't want to live out something like that.

>> No.18365374

>>18365365
Then why is that the first thing that came to your mind?

>> No.18365380

>>18365374
Because cheerleaders and football teams, you know?

>> No.18365424

>>18365337
>>18365380
You'd think a monstergirl cheerleading squad would have enough members for everyone.

Really, the cheerleaders would probably be all of the players' wives.

>> No.18365434

>>18365380
Anon when I think of cheerleaders I think of sexy bodies jumping around and getting all sweaty in a small lewd outfit, and it makes me want to see a Holstaur in one of said outfits, I don't even like sports so I don't think about the actual players or anything like that.

>> No.18365443
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Have you considered jogging today?

>> No.18365455

Defend Pharaoh

>> No.18365467

>>18365455
She's got a nice tan.

>> No.18365469

>>18364592
Yakuza Jinko with a megaphone yelling
>KIRYU-CHAN

>> No.18365479

>>18365443
No.

>> No.18365483

>>18363217
Yes, but the gym bunny yetis like it when you call them ab-dominable

>> No.18365484

>>18365469
She keeps turning up in the weirdest places.
>>18365479
Well I have and I will!

>> No.18365489
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>>18365483
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.18365507

>>18365455
Pharaoh kingdoms are fair and free, the inhabitants are happy and the economy is great but it's just a boring place.
Apophis kingdoms that can barely hold any sort of structure because of how graped everyone is are the best.

>> No.18365536

>>18365507
>but it's just a boring place.

Only in your mind!

>> No.18365583

>>18365536
Aside from going shopping in the bazar and maybe participating in the huge celebrations the Pharaoh holds I don't see how one would have fun there.

>> No.18365618

>>18365583
What would be fun then?

>> No.18365620

>>18365443
>>18365484
A Salamander won't get wet if you just go running, that's how a Cockatrice would react.
You need a full body physical training to attract flame amphibians.

>> No.18365638

>>18365618
All the lewd stuff especially with graped monster girls. That aside just being a lazy bum and food.

>> No.18365654

>>18365638
There is still a lot of lewd stuff going on in the pharaoh kingdom though. Best of both worlds without any smelly grape snake to mess with the the glorious Pharaoh.

Pharaohs shouldn't serve. They should rule.

>> No.18365675

>>18365654
>He doesn't want to have his own graped Pharaoh sex slave
You're going to end up building a pyramid among the mummies if you keep letting your admiration for the Pharaoh blind you.

>> No.18365682

Give my ideas for a story and I'll write about it after work.

>> No.18365705

>>18365682
Assuming you want simple so I'll try to keep it simple as well.
Something involving minichuff needing a friend due to worrying about her size compared to other tigers.
Something involving a man working at a leather company who needs to make a very specialized collar for a rather demanding MG.
Sugar sweet interactions between a married man and weresheep on a farm where their only problem is finding their daughter someone to play with.
Too lazy to come up with more.

>> No.18365718

>>18362967
>Reach down to headpat the shark despite all the signs saying don't headpat the shark
>"Cut" hand open, "bleed" SE all over her face
>She licks it up like a puppy licks peanut butter
>Follows you around the beach all day like afore mentioned puppy
>Rapes you like a puppy once you linger at the beach long after every one else has left, nothing but the moonlight glistening off her scales and pale skin

>> No.18365723
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>>18365718
>rapes
>like a puppy
What.

>> No.18365727

>>18365723
I think we just discovered something dark and terrifying

>> No.18365728

>>18365723
Unrelenting. Excitement.

>> No.18365729
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>>18365718
>Rapes you like a puppy

>> No.18365735

>>18365718
stealth KDF falseflag?

>> No.18365747

>>18364975
parrotfish?

>> No.18365751
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Would you go for a meal at Tricoromille?

>> No.18365761

>>18365751
I dunno, I'm not a huge fan of cafes.

>> No.18365762

>>18365735
I'm insulted

>> No.18365780

>>18365751
I sure would and hopefully leave with a cute succubus.

>> No.18365812

>>18365620
So I just wasted an hour of my life?

>> No.18365817

>>18365812
No, that was still an hour of exercise if you really did go for a run. Good job anon.

>> No.18365831

>>18365620
I still want a strongfat salamander.

>> No.18365836

>>18365817
I run 20km a week. This week going for 30 though because I'm feeling up to it. It's not much but it's still more than most people do.

>> No.18365847

>>18365751
I'd call out the shy redhead Succubus server and order a stack of prisoner fruit pancakes then make her eat them with me.

>> No.18365862

>>18365836
It's great you have the drive to keep that up and even improve on it. Keep it up!

>> No.18365875

>>18365812
Running is a viral part of physical training. I'm just saying you need to do push-ups, crunches and all that other stuff.

>>18365831
Strongfat Salamanders would have a peculiar mentality and value a very strength driven style of battle.
Would you prefer her to wield a comically large sword or a blunt weapon?

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>>18365862
It can't be helped. You know what it's like to skip running? You start feeling really anxious, can't sit still at all.

>> No.18365885

>>18365875
Comically large axe, she'd be nice that way.

>> No.18365972

>>18365424
But that means no amateur but still energetic family cheering them in from the audience!

>>18365723
You've never been raped by a puppy? It's almost cute when they latch onto and start trying to humor despite having no idea what they're doing.

>> No.18365985

>>18365751
Pardon me for being retarded, but this is out, right? That RJ code isn't pulling anything up.

>> No.18366011

>>18365885
>>18365875
Someone dumped dex for strength

>> No.18366026

>>18366011
What if she's only got 1 int because that was her dump stat?

>> No.18366037
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BAD TOUCH

>> No.18366044

>>18366026
Then she'd be a potato.
She'd probably have lower int and wisdom instead, maybe lower charisma.

She'd be cute regardless.

>> No.18366062

What is it like inside a Trumpart's card?

>> No.18366065
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>> No.18366067

>>18365985
Yes it's out.

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ214381.html

>> No.18366073

>>18366062
Sticky on your thoughts.

>> No.18366075

>>18366065
>Salamander so edgy her flame is blue
>Disease attribute Dragon with a scythe

I wonder what kind of Anon would marry these two

>> No.18366077

>>18366062
NEET room for the clubs.

>> No.18366089

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Doki-Doki-Monstergirl-722114275

>> No.18366098

>>18366026
She doesn't need to be a genius tactician to smash her opponents with her axe.

>> No.18366114

>>18366075
I'd take either if they'd take me.

>> No.18366116

>>18366089
That's not the autistic bait image I expected anon, that's text. I ain't reading that.

>> No.18366120

>>18363393
>Various supplemental statements from Kenkou Cross have clarified that alraunes can move about by pulling up their roots and using them to walk. Their husbands can even hold desk jobs due to this, though their wife may distract them from work.

>> No.18366155

>>18366116
OK Oscar.

>> No.18366157
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I wonder if griffons can do that feather shooting thing video game birds tend to do

>> No.18366173
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>> No.18366178

>>18366098
But she needs to know some things.
I mean, she's not going to need me to read for her now is she?

>> No.18366183

>>18366173
My houseplants look pretty droopy around this time of year. Winter must be harsh for Alraunes.

>> No.18366186

>>18366157
What about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

>> No.18366190
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Gyaru Cheshires

>> No.18366204

>>18366190
That's a headband!
You are a faker!

>> No.18366215

>>18366186
>griffon so stir crazy alone in the mountains she's started to shout into cups

>> No.18366216

>>18366183
Only if they're single.

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>> No.18366246

>>18366204
>gyaru selkie cosplaying as more popular monster girls to get attention

>> No.18366259

Got a couple story ideas.

>young tribal boy is taken in by a kind teenage sorceress, they get separated for ten years, he grows up to be a cool warrior and searches for her, fantasy theme
>ostracized rancher living alone in the mountains finds an injured mute holstaur, he takes care of her and over time they fall in love despite judgement from the church, western theme
>widower meets a nice white horn at his office job, he gradually warms up to the idea of moving on, has a cute daughter who likes monsters, contemporary theme

What are you in the mood for? I'm open to changing MG species too. I'll probably write them all eventually, I just need to pick something for now.

>> No.18366262

>>18366246
But I like Selkies.
She doesn't need to pretend to b a cuddle cat to get my attention.

>> No.18366269

>>18366259
3rd story, does the daughter eventually turn into a monster too? Would be cool.

>> No.18366275

>>18366259
>What are you in the mood for?
The sweet release of death

>> No.18366282

>>18366227
>”...ufu...”
>”....husband.... will rape me....”
>”...ufu...”

>> No.18366286

>>18366062
Like a sock full of jello!

>> No.18366287

>>18366259
That first one sounds really good to me.

>> No.18366291

>>18366269
Nah, I have my own setting fluff in mind and corruption isn't part of it.

I guess I should mention I wasn't planning on including any sex scenes, but if I come up with something that fits I'm not against it.

>> No.18366299

Valentines day is less than a week away anons, how would you and your waifu celebrate?

>> No.18366302

>>18366299
We would mandate all non-couples be confined into orgy chambers. What happens in the orgy-chambers stays in the orgy-chambers.
My wife is not a kind ruler, but she is fair.

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>>18366299
fluffing the butt

>> No.18366314

>>18366302
That sounds like the opposite of romantic love, but whatever.

>> No.18366318

>>18366299
The good Lady would have a special treat in store for the whole realm. Her dressed up in a Cupid outfit with a bow on loan from the church of Eros, gleefully shooting down single men to spread love throughout the town.
And then riding me senseless with a plethora of aphrodisiacs.

>> No.18366320

>>18366291
>I wasn't planning on including any sex scenes
Oh.

>> No.18366321

>>18366314
Romantic love is for couples only.

>> No.18366325

>>18366299
I'd come back to a tubby, mint green cheshire in a ribbon

>> No.18366333

>>18366299
This! >>18360944

>> No.18366345

>>18366299
I’ve told you this before but here we go again: I’d surprise her at her Valentine’s Day special taping with flowers and a kiss, then after princess carrying her to her dressing room we’d have a quickie; then I’d take her shopping in little Zipangu which would end up with us getting dinner in her favorite dumpling place; then we’d go home, put on a movie, and make a daughteru or two.

>> No.18366349

>>18366320
Like I said, I'm not opposed to including them, but I would prefer if they didn't break the tone of the story. I try to just follow my gut when writing and let it develop on its own.

>> No.18366351

>>18366321
Guess you’re SOL then.

>> No.18366372

>>18365751
Do they have open mic nights? I know enough piano to play a song or two.

>> No.18366402

Friendly reminder that you don't get to 'decide' when you get to conceive a daughteru with a monstergirl. Their fertility rates are far too low for you to say 'hurr, I make daugheru today!' so stop.

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https://pastebin.com/M5L5M2F8

>> No.18366410

>>18366402
Not with that attitude you don't because there's always tentacle forest.

>> No.18366417

>>18366403
Nice, was hoping someone would pastebin it.

>> No.18366425

>>18366403
Ah, this beauty from earlier. I hope you write more stuff in the future.

>> No.18366428

>>18364299
I must say I quite enjoy the interaction between maverick and Derrota. Oh and the foreshadowing that is only likely to be solved by more chapters.
what's the deal with that Cheshire? How much is Derrota aware of that Maverick isn't? Will people stir shit up for involving rifled guns?

Line 89 feels off somehow.
One of the lines in line 359 and 469 could use a space ("obscuredby","faceher"). Dunno if this is helpful but figured might as well.

>> No.18366429

>>18366425
I didn't write it, I just found it on Infinitychan

>> No.18366436

>>18366402
This. Using daughterus as a measure of how much sex you're going to have at a given time is a retarded low effort cop out.

>> No.18366443

>>18361575
>He'd just get told to fuck off
>the thought of me posting that shit at TFT because no one would want it here
no thanks, anon.

>> No.18366457

>>18361621
No. Just an old one that refers to sexy but not obscene. Like pinup art. From a time when the preferred entendre for sex was whoopee. Ironically dates back to when gay still meant gay and not homosexual.

>> No.18366466

>>18366457
Gee willikers!

>> No.18366477

https://devi-lacroix.tumblr.com/post/170591188863/blackbird-hated-battlefields-they-were-messy

>> No.18366489

>>18366402
>>18366436
How about you fuck off? This is my fantasy I can headcanon it anyway I want to. And I’m putting daughterus in my Lilim waifu wether you like it or not.

>> No.18366496

>>18366477
Jeez anon if you're going to shitpost with stories at least go all out. You could post garbage from /chaos/ or stories from tft but tumblr stories are just lazy baiting.

>> No.18366499

>>18366477
>that’s a penis.gif

>> No.18366520
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>>18366428
>Line 89 feels off somehow.
>"How did return in one piece?"
Yes, I forgot the 'you' between did and return. Thanks for the heads up. Fixed it along with the two missed spaces.

>what's the deal with that Cheshire?
>How much is Derrota aware of that Maverick isn't?
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>Will people stir shit up for involving rifled guns?
Rifling was very well possible at the time of muskets, just terribly expensive and sometimes even useless as smoke built up in formations and reloading turned messy. I figured that for a gun given to a single person whose job isn't to stand in formation and shoot as quickly as she could, and can also clean it easily with hocus pocus, it'd be more than justified compared to a smoothbore.

>> No.18366523

>>18366489
I'm sorry man, it's just it feels like a really overused meme at this point. Don't mind me I'm just angry.

>> No.18366533
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Wererabbits deserve more love.

>> No.18366543

>>18366533
They have such fluffy thighs that I want to sleep on one.

>> No.18366555

>>18366520
>spoiler
Oh dear lord we’re in for a wild ride aren’t we?

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>>18366299

>> No.18366567

>>18366556
You like that NERD?

>> No.18366569

>>18366556
Shouldn't you be in /mggg/ making sure we dont die like usual?

>> No.18366571

>>18361621
The gay term of ‘cheesecake’ is ‘beefcake’. Remember that next time a bro calls you that in the gym, they’re probably an Alp in denial!

>> No.18366584

>>18366569
[Spoiler] crap got my tabs confused again [/spoiler]

>> No.18366600

>>18366556
>whisky and waifu
A good combo.

>> No.18366604 [DELETED] 

>>18366533
Rabbits need big thighs and asses >>168199666

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>>18366089
The story is bland, the choices of monster transformations for the girls don't seem fitting, and there's no pic.

>> No.18366616

>>18366067
Thanks kindly.

>> No.18366623

>>18366520
Who is that in the picture and is she related to the story in some way?
>spoiler
Heh.
>gun thing
That makes sense.

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>>18366533
Rabbit need big thighs and big asses

>> No.18366642
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>>18366311

>> No.18366652

>>18366635
Left is better. Fight me.

>> No.18366661

>>18366652
She's not better at her job.

>> No.18366671

>>18366642
And yank that tail I hope.

>> No.18366674

>>18366533
People talk about big meaty paws and those being bad but no one talks about those gigantic meaty pillow cushions they have on them. You could rest your head on her lap and fall asleep quickly on her soft cushion thighs

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>> No.18366757
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DEAD.

>> No.18366782

LIVE!

>> No.18366787
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>>18366782
OK.

>> No.18366789

>>18366782
No, dead!
I'm going to find and make muscle zombies and no one can stop me!

>> No.18366840

>>18366787
Oh no I did not
expect this
consequence
Help

>> No.18366842

write simple haiku
for your dearly beloved
we guess who she is

>> No.18366861

>>18366842
The loss of a life
Rebirth into devotion
Her greatest treasure

>> No.18366875

>>18366842
quiet, gentle, kind
strong but also soft and warm
horns, rockin' titties

>> No.18366882

>>18366861
I'm gonna guess wisp.

Great word choice, by the way.

>> No.18366887

>>18366882
Dragon zombie actually

>> No.18366888

>>18366842
Very smart and cute
She learns much from her mountain home
But she is easy to tease.

>> No.18366894

>>18366842
A spade tail she has
And wings to cuddle me with
Red eyes, staring mine

>> No.18366897

>>18366842
Mischievous Grin
She loves to earn my laughter
Had too many sweets

>> No.18366901

>>18366842
Pale skin and blonde hair
Claws that reach into your soul
Always elegant

>> No.18366903

>>18366875
Holst?

>>18366888
Crow Tengu.

>>18366894
Demon?

>> No.18366904

>>18366842
In far-away sands
Is the only wan I love
A brown-skinned beauty

>> No.18366909

>>18366903
>Demon
Lilim

>> No.18366911

>>18366903
>Crow Tengu.
Yes.

>> No.18366916

>>18366903
>Holst?
Corrrect!

>>18366904
Definitely Anubis. Good taste.

>> No.18366919

>>18366901
Wight,

>> No.18366921

>>18366904
Anubis

>>18366909
I was bouncing between that or succubus but thought it was too obvious.

>>18366911
Was laid out pretty well.

>>18366916
Almost went mino before remembering the quite part.

>> No.18366928

>>18366919
Yep

>> No.18366936

>>18366916
>>18366921
>Anubis
Yup! I was thinking about using "one" instead of "wan" to make it harder, but it would next to impossible to get that way. Plus I thought it was kinda clever, she would probably scowl at me for making a joke like that.

>> No.18366941

>>18366936
Puns are always welcome.

>> No.18366950

>>18366842
Fashionably warm
Such an adorable blush
She carries me home

>> No.18366951

>>18366840
She has millennia of pent up lust. It's gonna be a long long night for you.

>> No.18366955

>>18366842
Generous black coat
the sun beating down on us
my soul's oasis

>> No.18366962

>>18366950
White horn.

>>18366955
Anubis.

>> No.18366965

>>18366897
I'm thinking either Cheshire or some kind of fairy.

>> No.18366966

>>18366897
Cheshire

>> No.18366969

>>18366965
Cheshire is correct.

>>18366966
Correct.

>> No.18366974

>>18366962
White horn is right. It's very cold where I live.

>> No.18366980

>>18366962
As much as I love anubis I can't stand the heat. Maybe I should have made it about winter instead?

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>> No.18366989

>>18366842
big ole fluffy butt
her red headband now gone astray
my pelivs is broke

>> No.18366992

>>18366989
Ushi

>> No.18366998

>>18366842
Flesh mixed with metal
Both a weapon and a wife
Endless devotion

>> No.18367005

>>18366998
Cursed Sword.

>> No.18367010

>>18366998
Cursed Sword

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>>18366992
how did you know?

>> No.18367023

>>18367018
THe lovers of spider cows, like the spider cow themself, are not subtle

>> No.18367025

>>18366983
Silly weresheep, summer isn't for a few months yet.

>> No.18367028

>>18366842
Two babies we made
Her body soft and her tail long
Mere vermin we are

>> No.18367031

>>18366955
Generous black coat
ice melting at her soft touch
the sun at my side

There, I'm happier with this. It's always winter where I live so cuddling up to an anubis on a dark, snowy night would be divine.

>> No.18367032

>>18367010
>>18367005
Yeah, Cursed Swords are anything but subtle.

>> No.18367037

>>18366842
Always your best friends
Soft paws and loving brown eyes
Tails wagging non-stop

>> No.18367038

>>18367018
Red headband.

>> No.18367042

>>18366842
Big eyes, bigger fluff
I can never get enough
of this smug beauty

>> No.18367043

>>18367028
Large mouse?

>> No.18367047

>>18367018
The ebin pelvis meme, of course.

>> No.18367048

>>18367037
Kobold

>>18367042
Kitsune

>> No.18367050

>>18366842
Short of skirt, long of jacket
That ass just won't quit
Belly rubs for chuffs

>> No.18367052

>>18366983
This Weresheep looks like she came here to laugh at me

>> No.18367054

>>18367050
Wait, shit.

That ass just won't quit
Short of skirt, long of jacket
Belly rubs for chuffs

>> No.18367055

>>18367048
Incorrect

>> No.18367058

>>18366842
Tall, slim, and lonely
Your body heat sustains her
Waiting on the throne

>> No.18367062

>>18367058
Poor ice queen.

>> No.18367063

>>18367050
Jinkos are cute.


>>18367058
Vampire?

>> No.18367066

>>18367042
Gazer

>> No.18367072

>>18367062
Correct

>>18367063
That could work too

>> No.18367075

>>18367063
You're damn right they're cute.

>> No.18367087

>>18366065
>Warm

>> No.18367088
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18367088

>>18367066
Correct

>> No.18367094
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18367094

>>18367087

>> No.18367099

>>18367031
Damn that sounds nice. I hope you call her 'sunshine' just to make her blush.

>> No.18367101

>>18367087
>>18367094
>Wurm-chan writes her own name

>> No.18367111

>>18367101
Fucking idiot.

>> No.18367115

>>18367023

sh-shes not a cow!
shes just a little husky during winter!

>> No.18367117

>>18367115
Suuuuuuure she is.
And sneaking those pies are just for 'gains' right?

>> No.18367118
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18367118

>>18367111
No bully.

>> No.18367123

>>18367118
The dumbest!

>> No.18367127
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18367127

>>18367043
You are (mostly) correct!

>> No.18367130

>>18367127
Ok, that mouse is made for breeding.

>> No.18367137

>>18367048
>Kobold
Correct!

>> No.18367149

>>18367123
She's not dumb, she just prefers simple solutions to her problems.

>> No.18367152
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18367152

>>18367117
Big girls gotta eat something besides my wiener(s').

>> No.18367158

>>18367152
>wiener(s')
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia

>> No.18367159

>>18367149
>The Anon Wurm-chan likes is in the other side of the city
>She charges straight into him, disregarding everything in her way

>> No.18367175

>>18364294
Otohime-chan is only 17 years old!

>> No.18367180

>>18367159
Wurm-chan is going to fix everything she broke before getting any dick.

>> No.18367188

>>18366842
At sanity's edge
An endless doom bringing
The seven geases

>> No.18367196

>>18366842
Queen of all my heart
Rules over me with Kindness
She got big tiddy and booty

>> No.18367197

>>18367188
Pretty radical depiction of Shoggoth, I gotta say.

>> No.18367198

>>18366842
She is a hostess
Who just wants the best for us
It is snowing on Mt. Fuji.

>> No.18367202

>>18367196
Queen slime?

>> No.18367203

>>18367196
Jabberwocky?

>> No.18367205

>>18367198
Yuki-Onna.

>> No.18367209

>>18367198
Kej

>> No.