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Mindflayers are good girls.

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>> No.18381175
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Victory and Defeat, chapter 5

>> No.18381177

I want to build a pillow fort to play with my dragon daughteru!

>> No.18381178

Mice breeding rampage!

>> No.18381182
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Mice scent torture rampage!
With a nasal creampie finish!

>> No.18381191

Bully the lilim. Love the lilim.

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I want to breed a whole neighborhood of mice and turn them and their new daughters all into my wives!

>> No.18381204

But anon, the concentration of mice will attract too many mousefags and you'll will start getting each other's daughterus!

>> No.18381205

But she must be fucked silly first to make her ventilate, that way she is going to breathe more and take all the smell inside her like nothing!

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Love the lilim by not bullying the lilim.

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Well, as long as everyone ends up happy and I get an army of loving wives and daughters I guess that wouldn't be too bad.

>> No.18381213

Bully the lilim with love.

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Demons are cute!CUTE!

>> No.18381222

And that's how the maus city was born, where for every guy there is at least 50 mice.

>> No.18381229

>cursed doll ends up with a tomboyish girl that treats her like an action figure.

>> No.18381233

>Teaching dragon daughteru how to be a big and scary dragon
Her mother would be proud.

>> No.18381242

Not trustworthy!

>> No.18381247
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Why not? They follow the contract to the letter!

>> No.18381248

like ursula from the little mermaid

>> No.18381250

I want to act like im signing her contract but dont!

>> No.18381256
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baseless lies!

>> No.18381263

>happy demon checks the signature after anon leaves
>"ur a dork"
>sad demon now

>> No.18381277

hes actually right though
ursula didn't violate any part of her contract,
she sang the entire thing to Ariel including admitting that shes screw people before, so there wasn't anything hiddren from her.
honestly Ariel was at fault in the movie.

>> No.18381281

Just don't cut your finger and have a drop of blood on the contract.

>> No.18381288

And Ursula wasn't even a villain in the original. She straight up warned the mermaid shit could go bad.

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Best Wonderland girl. Prove me wrong.

>> No.18381293

Demons contract makes both parties happy and married.

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And hot too, I think both having equal control is what I like about them the most.

>> No.18381305

But what if she tricked you into signing an unequal contract?

>> No.18381313

Have we witnessed the return of mausposting?

>> No.18381317

They breed quickly, down there in the dark.

>> No.18381318

Yep. We'll be sailing the seas of cheese before you know it.

>> No.18381319

I want to counter argue a contract with a demon by adding an addendum that her breasts will need to be as large as I wish them.

>> No.18381320

Bullying is a great motivator

>> No.18381325

>Anon summons a demon
>'What is your bidding, summoner?'
>set me up with the cowgirl next-door
>'I don't mind getting fat, you know?'

>> No.18381331

Cute demon.
She better not say those words casually.

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>demon tricking anyone into unequal contract
never happened
that was already in the contract anon

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I hope so, because I love mice! But i think its probably just one of those things where they'll just last a thread or two before they go back to being talked about only occasionally.

>> No.18381338

>Muffled "I'm not fat!" from the other side of the window

>> No.18381345

And what about giving her a minimum of five kids?

That cow is cute too, even if she's trying to deny the pudge she has.

>> No.18381346

That'd be my fault rather than hers and some femdom isn't bad.

>> No.18381347

>never happened
I don't believe that for a second.

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She wants minimum 7 kids
Could those ever eyes lie?

>> No.18381362

Thats quite small for a cowgirl.

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I think I like them a lot more now that they're all sassy Italians in my headcanon.

>> No.18381374

Can't be, that guy that was behind it all has been dead for a while.

>> No.18381377

I'm fine with that.
What are her outlines on potential harem opportunities and body types?
I want to see what I'm signing up for.

>> No.18381383

Yes, a Demon's overwhelming sex appeal is clearly a strategy to trick young men into letting down their guard.

>> No.18381384

We're playing spies today. I'm CIA, she's captured soviet spy that needs to be interrogated.

>> No.18381391

>I'm CIA
Whatever you do, don't go on any planes with a big guy, it'll crash with no survivors

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anything you want, you just need to love her
That's not true, they just want them to feel at ease

>> No.18381396

mean to replay to >>18381377
damn I need to go to sleep

>> No.18381399
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>"Tell me what you know, you commie piece of trash!"
>"If you want to get anything out of me... You'll have to brush my tail!"

>> No.18381405

I'm happy when little discussions grow up into big things like that.

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Basilisks are the cutest.

>> No.18381408

Well loving her is obvious and easy, I just hope she's ready to be a 'replacement' cow girl.
She's just asking to be cuddled.

>> No.18381409

>"I know thats EXACTLY what you want. Instead, i'll pat your head."

>> No.18381411

I want to sign a contract with a Demon and have it so she can't do anything sexual to me until I graduate school and get a nice job.

>> No.18381414

I want a Jabberwock Trumpart.

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Its great! Because afterall, mice are a big deal! They make the best sisters, daughters, neighbors, shy girls with a crush, stalkers, yanderes, childhood friends, ect. Mice are the perfect fit for a ton of different roles!

>> No.18381426

But how could I feel at ease if I'm trying to hide just how arousing their very presence is to me?

>> No.18381432
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She's not a "replacement" she's an UPGRADE!
But could you be able to handle the pent up lust?

I'm going to sleep, have a nice day/night whenever you are anons

>> No.18381435

Sweet Jesus. I had no idea mice were packing that kind of caboose. Where have they been hiding them buns all this time?

>> No.18381439

I probably couldn't, but I'd still have fun turning her into a sex obsessed wreck that could cum at the lightest touch.

>> No.18381442

>If you take my panties off will you die?
>It would be extremely pleasurable
>You're a big guy
>For you

>> No.18381444

Theoretical replacement.
And, at least to start, the cow has a bigger bust, and more meat for those that care.

It'll take some work to get on that level!
But before that, we're going on a cute date.

>> No.18381445

I want to be the next godfather in the Cheese Mafia!

>> No.18381450

Every girl can be those things. What makes them good is that they are maus, come in packs and are easy fucks.

>> No.18381451

Banehound edit please

>> No.18381454

I’m in love with her panties. They’re so cute!
Doesn’t hurt she’s got a big ol’ maus booty too.

>> No.18381457

I want to be the mafia boy with a heart of gold that makes the pretty hellhound officer Wanski question her allegiances!

>> No.18381460

I imagine she would become desperate if you remain unemployed because of the poor state of economy.

>> No.18381462

I dunno, being the big cheese of those girls is a hard task with many unseemly things that need to be done.

I mean, how are you going to deal with the triad hinezumi that are moving in on your turf or their jinko allies?

>> No.18381468

>are easy fucks
Cause they're too small to escape?

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>> No.18381475

What are these shorties going to do, just spray them with water nigga

>> No.18381483
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How would you feel when you find our all your subordinates are just mouse schoolgirls who want you to take them out on dates after their classes are over?

I like to think that since mice are harem animals by nature they are incredibly easy to please both emotionally and sexually, so a man could easily take out a pack of them with his dick and turn them all into ahegaoing wrecks even before he starts to practice pleasing his wives. A man trained in the art of seduction and sex might literally melt the mindsof any poor virgin mouse he sets his eyes on.

>> No.18381490

Silly anon, they have raincoats now!
And that's what the jinkos are for.

>> No.18381493

>you sign a demons contract stipulating that she can’t fuck you until you finish college and get a job in your field
>thanks to a bad economy you have to live with your parents with your bombshell demon contractee
>she soon gets into politics and after some campaigning becomes president
>actually very competent
>cleans up crime
>economy becomes stable
>waifus for everyone
>she then uses her new found connections to land you your dream job
>shocks the world when she quits her post abruptly to take you to Fiji and rock the everloving fuck out of your world

>> No.18381495

She might just completely give up on my current place of residence if that happened and bombed it with DE if it got bad enough.

>> No.18381497

She is going to sweat to death, her face would still make a perfect target

>> No.18381501

>officer Wanski
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.18381506

>implying she wouldn't drag you into a pocket dimension with enough food and water for an entire month of sex.

>> No.18381513

Yep, small and weak. They make the perfect onaholes.

They sound so easy. Violating one until she can't even walk anymore and has a cum fountain coming out of her holes seems very appealing.

>> No.18381523

>how are you going to deal with the triad hinezumi that are moving in on your turf or their jinko allies?
Easy, stage an ‘accident’ with one of the gangs and make it look like the other one was responsible for it. Then they fight from the inside and then I don’t have to worry about defending my turf.

>> No.18381534

Imagine dating a cute Mouse who you don't realize is the daughter of the Don of the Cheese Mafia.

Your wedding would be amazing, but her father would make it clear you'd find yourself wearing a new pair of concrete shoes if you make her cry, capiche?

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They are easy! And you'd be able to cum fountain the whole pack of them, and each and every one of them would be begging for your babies the entire time! At least while they still have the capacity to talk while your dicking them down.

>> No.18381539

>How would you feel when you find our all your subordinates are just mouse schoolgirls who want you to take them out on dates after their classes are over?

I’d take them out on dates of course I may be mean, but I’m not evil.
Then later on, we work on making my fighting force for the mafia.

>> No.18381547

>hinezumi wjth a raincoat

>> No.18381558

>cross the Cheese Mafia
>they “fit you for a new pair of shoes”
>they just strip you naked, cover you in cheese and drop you in front of the alleys ran by those rat girls

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There are few men I'd wish such a fate upon. Its sad, painful way to go.

>> No.18381583

I wouldn't marry and have babies with them as I only see them as sex toys but that does sound fun. One thing I'd probably do with a pack is choose one specific slut to fill her up and cover her entire body with my cum before letting the others clean her body up with their tongue.

>> No.18381584

>Spot a group of Rat Girls hanging around in an alleyway.
>They're snorting powdered Parmesan off of a Shota's exposed chest.
>'Whaddya lookin' at punk? Beat it!'

What a dangerous city to live in.

>> No.18381591

>wouldn't marry and have babies with them
Anon I'm actually kind of sad you don't see the appeal in marrying these girls and dicking them to high heaven every day. Or the appeal in raising a whole new pack of little mouselings that may or may not grow up spouting lines like "When I grow up I wanna marry papa too!"

>> No.18381594

>"Rats, we're rats, we're the rats."
>"We stalk at night we prey at night, we're the rats"

>> No.18381599

You made me spit out my drink you fuck.

>> No.18381601

Being a street hooker in MGC sure is tough.

>> No.18381606

I want to stalk the rats and make them afraid of my cock!

>> No.18381614

I'm not into incest and harems that much to want a life full of it. Doing it once or twice would be extremely fun, especially if it ends up with a few broken mice licking cum from one another and some nuzzling against me and worshipping my cock.

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>> No.18381622

This puts the Giant rat in a whole new context.

>> No.18381645

But you could have them nuzzle against you and worship you every day if you got married! Though not liking incest would put a dent in things, especially if the moms were trying to push you down the daughter dicking route too.

I can see why you might not want a life full of it. To each their own anon!

>> No.18381649

Oh yeah Blockbuster closed, good joke Jerma.

>> No.18381655

>that hair
>that ripped jacked
>that cheshire-like smile
>that way too short skirt
>them boob that probably ripped the jacket
Please tell me this is a named character from somewhere.

>> No.18381665

Reference to the setting building from the end of last thread.

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Unfortunately not. Its just a one-off girl kaigunmilk drew 2-3 times when he was making some little 'pest-friends' thing, it's been months and he hasn't drawn any more of them at all. She might actually have a name but idk what it is.

Wish he also did more of the rabbit as well.

>> No.18381668

I prefer to have a comfy and vanilla relationship than one that's mostly lust with me having 20 or more sluts that I don't even know the name of cuddling me and dreaming about my cock. Even if there was no incest I wouldn't go for it, but I can see the appeal in wanting to fuck a bunch of cute and small girls.

>> No.18381676

You could always get to know them and spend time with them outside of just sex anon! Take them on dates, see movies, learn a hobby together! I'm sure they'd love it if you asked them what you should call them besides 'slut'.

>> No.18381694

I want to cuddle with a goat.

>> No.18381710

>not referring to your harem as your "honeys"

>> No.18381711
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What type?

>> No.18381721

I know we could get more intimate and I'd end up liking them more, but having more than one wife removes all the magic for me. I could go on a date with each girl but knowing that she's just another one of the pack removes too much of the romance, I wouldn't be able to say she's my one and only and everything would end up involving her family in one way or the other.
If it was one individual mouse girl I'd love her forever and ever, but if there are more than five I'd just use them for a quick release.

>> No.18381741

>not referring to your harem as your clients.

>> No.18381745

I've always imagined that harem girls, especially ones like large mice, are wired a bit different in the head and can only be truly happy when they have other girls around them, be them daughters or sisters or just other mice from other families. Though if you really don't like the idea of having more than just a single girl then yeah, I can see why you wouldn't want em around.

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Mouse isn't going to know what to do with all that attention focused on just her. But isn't that lovely too?

>> No.18381759

>take your harem of mouse girls out on a date
>have to call in advance and reserve entire restaurants and movie theatres to make sure there’s enough room
I don’t have that much money anon! I’ll be flat broke after the first date!

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Am I the only one who thinks Wilmarina suffers from Dependent Personality Disorder?

>> No.18381778

He drew another picture of the rat a few days ago dude

>> No.18381788

Oh shit, thanks anon. I probably never would've seen it otherwise!

>> No.18381798
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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18381813

Thanks Doc.

>> No.18381817

I wouldn't want a harem but I can definitely see the appeal. I kind of like the idea of them all being best friends and loving that they have something so personal in common. Loving their guy would just happen to be a group activity they all enjoy.

>all the girls are close but have a friendly rivalry
>they all have a mild competitive streak that slowly escalates
>at first it's seeing who can make hubby blush the reddest without taking off any clothes
>eventually it turns into full-on blowjob competitions with timers and regulations
>no matter who wins they feel like they all had fun as a team
>everyone falls asleep in a big cuddly pile

>> No.18381818

She doesn't. You're probably just overreacting.

>> No.18381826

How else do you explain her words and actions?

>> No.18381831

>can only be truly happy when they have other girls around them
They are a harem species after all and that's why they were not made for me. I can see myself using them to satisfy some of my kinks but that's about it, no romantic stuff involved at all.

That it is, especially if she was my neighbor and couldn't live by herself due to spending so much time with her sisters. She'd suck at cooking, cleaning and managing her money and after I helped her out once or twice she'd start getting addicted to me.

>> No.18381849

Demonic Energy and being a Succubus.

>> No.18381856

Her obsession with Elt-kun went back way before that before.

>> No.18381858

An alp cosplaying as king would be cute. Trying to act all tough, but in reality she's a delicate flower.

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White Horn babysitter, great with kids

>> No.18381876

You're probably just blowing it out of proportion. DE heals mental illness so she probably just really loves him.

>> No.18381878

Why would she be cosplaying as a man with a jaguar head?

>> No.18381880

Where is it posted? I need to see this.
For scientific reasons of course.

>> No.18381891

>still no baby crazy CC White Horn preschool teacher to take her frustrations out on me
Just when I thought I couldn’t hurt anymore, I think of this and now the pain is starting again.

>> No.18381894

His twitter

>> No.18381904

9.5/10 made me reply.

>> No.18381913

found it
gonna look for the others

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>> No.18381935
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Who knows how many Dhampirs live among regular humans in Order cities.

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Stop! You've violated the law!

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Touch the cow.

>> No.18381975

It'd be easy to spot vampires hiding among humans
Just mention the turks.

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>right in the motherfucking feels

>> No.18381984

A handful, vampires are very rare so dhampirs even more

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>> No.18381988

>check his twitter
>more details on that Squeez tittymonster game with the Mash clone

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I'm touching this one.

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>> No.18381995

There's something very strange about this cow, but I'm just not sure what it is.

>> No.18381996

Read the filename you retarded nigger

>> No.18382000

In that game, she became a Holst from drinking a cup of extra thick holst milk.

>> No.18382020

Holst milk is a wonderful thing.

>> No.18382023

The only thing strange about this cow is how good she is. I can't put into words how much I'd touch every single inch of her body.

>> No.18382029

>grow up riding white-horn nee-san around whenever you did family stuff like finding a Christmas tree or visiting a pumpkin patch
>parents think its cute
>slowly stop doing those kinds of activities as you get older
>suddenly have younger cousins reaching the age for that stuff
>take them on a family outing to a local wilderness trail
>littlest cousin clinging to you
>nee-san insists on carrying both you and the tiny helldog
>you mount up with the pupper sitting in front of you
>your feet are touching the ground
>nee-san's back trembling under your weight
>she's staggering like a semen starved succubus
>"I should get off"
>"No! I can do this!"
Please remember deertaurs aren't meant for riding or draft use

>> No.18382048

Hello new waifu.

>> No.18382059

Best drink.

>> No.18382069

Caramel Cow!

>> No.18382077

Brown tomboy cows are better.

>> No.18382078

What about pink cows?

>> No.18382079
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Love and indulge in each other.
Eagerly receive your partner's lust.
Make your bodies quake with pleasure and tremble in excitement.
Dismiss any thoughts about sex as a dirty thing.
Come closer as one being by indulging in sex repeatedly and licentiously.
Find ways to grow more lascivious each day, and share them with your fellow converts.
Help those in the bondage of chastity and prudishness slip their chains.
Train your bodies and hearts to better express your feelings and desires.
Deny yourself only to intensify your appetite.
Always make sure to make your partner, and yourself, feel good.

So, have you praised the Fallen God today?

>> No.18382088

Stupid marriage cows.

>> No.18382090

Are ogres just green onis?
Or are onis just red ogres?

>> No.18382091

No, I genuinely am disgusted by the Fallen God and the people that follow it's doctrine.

>> No.18382093

Does he use a different name for pixiv? I can't seem to find any more pics than the 2 posted here.

>> No.18382115


>> No.18382123

They're closely related races, but are genetically distinct enough from each other that comparing them in such a way is like comparing a coyote to a wolf.

>> No.18382125

It's been trying times lately. Throat's have been too choked up for any vocal praising. (Bronchitis for myself, cumflation for the missus.)

>> No.18382126

None of the pest-friends on his twitter are on his pixiv, he just hasn't made much content of the girls.

>> No.18382131


Man, monsters would be so confused by our memes.

>> No.18382132

He doesnt update his pixiv that much

>> No.18382133


>> No.18382134
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Not my god of choice, but I think the fallen god would be pretty happy with my household.

>> No.18382140

No, I'm an Ares man.

>> No.18382148

Oh boy would they

>> No.18382152

I'm confused by our own memes.

>> No.18382162

Execpt for cheshires.
I'd bet big girls would be confused why everyone keeps telling them snu-snu.

>> No.18382176
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Mama's here to clean your ears!

>> No.18382180

We all are
>Bee girls confused by everyone asking if they like Huey Lewis and the News
>Anubis' wondering what the fuck LEGO is
>Horse pussy

>> No.18382181

I don't know if MGE has a fox goddess, but if it does then that's who I'd worship. Although, I suppose technically powerful Inari are technically considered minor gods. In which case I guess I'd worship my own wife, once she gets to that point.

>> No.18382182

No thanks.

>> No.18382184

looks more like a little sister to me.

>> No.18382185

That's no momster. But she is cute.

>> No.18382205

fuck, well time to go digging for my new wife, our future children depend on it.

>> No.18382208

Does the real mom get mad when imouto pretends to be mama?

>> No.18382215

>Manlet Anon's imouto is a stacked, beautiful succubus that's a full head taller than him
>His onee-chan is even more voluptuous, a goddess of curves and a full two heads taller
>Then his Momster walks in
>A shortstack that's half his height and yet as warm and motherly as could ever be imagined

>> No.18382228

Yes, chibi mamas are top tier
>Manlet Anon
No manlets though

>> No.18382232

This is what happens when you forget to close the windows and why you should always keep some holy water close.

>> No.18382235
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>"Hey, it's me, your favorite pal...uh...'heckcat'."

>> No.18382248
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Choose wisely.

>> No.18382256 [SPOILER] 
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Say it right or I'm not paying you

>> No.18382260

Cuddle cat or ryu.
Both look nice when soft.

>> No.18382271

The cat looks like she'll tease me into oblivion.

>> No.18382272


>> No.18382278

are you

>> No.18382281

Of what?

>> No.18382282

>meme cat
>donut steel
>water wurm

>> No.18382283

Give me the lilim

>> No.18382286

Ryu was released before Wurm you dipshit.

>> No.18382288

What's in that glass?

>> No.18382291

How is that relevant?

>> No.18382295


>> No.18382302

Water wurms and earth ryus.

>> No.18382306

At least Ryu hasn't been ruined by retard memes.

>> No.18382316
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White Horn nee-san can do it!

>> No.18382319

That sounds like a challenge

>> No.18382325

You dare defy our meme magic?

>> No.18382330

I bet her hair smells nice.
Imagine riding around the snowy woods snuggled against her back with your arms around her. Maximum comfy.

>> No.18382341

That raises a good question. What do monster girls smell like?

I would guess a white horn's hair smells like crushed pine needles or gin and the rest of her has a really light scent of dew and grass.

>> No.18382349

I’ll take them all of your hands if no one else wants them!

>> No.18382353

Mine would smell like evergreen forest and snow

>> No.18382354

That would depend on the girl in question. I mean, I can imagine that a bubble slime would smell quite rank unless she took a stroll through a flower field.

>> No.18382358

I wonder if salamanders get wet to mages that beam spam

>> No.18382359

hey my voice is
coming out delayed

>> No.18382364

She smells like a bubblegum flavored soda

>> No.18382365

>tfw no Cromartie-style series with delinquent/gyaru monster girls

>> No.18382366
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Being a humangirl in the MGE world is suffering.

>> No.18382368
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We need more stories about fighting monsters

>> No.18382371

Not bubble tea?

>> No.18382372

Anon getting sent to a school full of delinquent monster girls would be scary.

>> No.18382382

They get wet when they have a good fight, not when they get beaten or cheesed.

>> No.18382384

Bubble Slime

It's six feet of bubble love for you. Not them.

>> No.18382385 [DELETED] 

Fuck off forever.

>> No.18382390

It's one of those scenarios anons team up to survive and not get raped. They are the ones who will be raping.

>> No.18382391

They still have plenty of options.

>> No.18382400

Like what?

>> No.18382401
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Which would you take?

>> No.18382402

Anon awkwardly trying to assert his dominance by groping one of the big scary girls in the middle of class?

>> No.18382403

The answer is always the same:
1.Wake up somebody who cares, like Beast.
2.Write it yourself
3.Fuck off as fighting stories are powerwank trash

>> No.18382404 [DELETED] 

Fuck off already.

>> No.18382407

Finding a man that doesn't like monstergirls, improving their status, monsterizing, rape.

>> No.18382408


>> No.18382409

Urge to sniff rising.

>> No.18382416 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.18382417

They come as fast as they go. Only the stronger survive and the anons will have to search for a new member.

>> No.18382418

That's why you beamspam to see if she's good then go muscle wizard.

>> No.18382419

Is this not the monster girl thread?

>> No.18382420

Maybe anon will be safe if he makes friends with the human girl that totally isn't an automaton.

>> No.18382422
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But Anon! What if she sniffs you first?

>> No.18382424
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>> No.18382425

Mouse sniffer is a complete faggot.

>> No.18382426

Then I'll just have to sniff her harder.

>> No.18382427


>> No.18382428

It is, but you've been posting the exact same images every thread. It's old.

>> No.18382430


>> No.18382434 [DELETED] 

I like when the girl does a counter-breaker.

>> No.18382437
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Well it sounds like you two are just a match made in heaven!

>> No.18382440

That's the first time I've posted that one.

>> No.18382442

Whats the point in making a fighting story when the MGE monsters can't be beat and barely anyone cares of reading outside of that setting?

>> No.18382444

Get this trash out of here.

>> No.18382446

Yeah, the stun guns that comes out of her arms weirdly enough might be able to protect him but he won't be able to protect himself.

>> No.18382449


>> No.18382457

Maybe she can teach him using skills that she made up and that totally aren't from a lost civilization.

>> No.18382462

02 is a genuine manipulative cunt though, and a poor example to use unfortunately.

>> No.18382463

>monsters can't be beat

>> No.18382469

Very nice, I appreciate it.
>smug lilim shenanigans
I love it
>zalgo text and the whole thing that happened while maverick was stuck in weird time dilation
Well this definitely gave me some answers, but that's kinda unfortunate. About what happened I mean.

>> No.18382471

Read the profiles
If the monsters couldn't be beaten, then why mention the defeat clauses AT ALL?
Let alone the fallen maidens had to have some form of positive track record in fighting off monsters before druella and the black baphomet invaded

>> No.18382477


>> No.18382479

Fortunately, I have no idea who or what you're talking about and can enjoy it out of context.

>> No.18382482

Oh boy here we go again

>> No.18382487

I want to lose my humanity in my attempts to fight the black baphomet due to a string of unfortunate misunderstandings that lead me to believe that she destroyed my home town.

>> No.18382507
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>> No.18382508

>why mention the defeat clauses AT ALL
This pretty much
It's also been pointed out the men often lose due to not being able to kill a cute girl rather than being overpowered.

>> No.18382521

>Wanting Beast back when he finally fucked off.

>> No.18382538

>implying the rest of the thread isn't posting the exact same image every thread.

I guess the option of just ignoring things you don't like never occurs to autists

>> No.18382549
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>Hello there, delicious~~

>> No.18382553
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>Delinquent monstergirl gang wars
>The Onis, The Wolves, The Snakes, and The Harpies all control different territories and frequently throw down over matters of property, honor, and men

>> No.18382558

I'm calling Ash Williams, he can read you a good story

>> No.18382559

Those horns look awfully impractical.

>> No.18382571

Very pregnant echidna(s)

>> No.18382574


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>> No.18382609
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Onis with assets.

>> No.18382621
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Oni onees with oppai

>> No.18382637
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>> No.18382644 [DELETED] 

Stop brainlessly dumping random images you retarded faggot.

>> No.18382655
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Paladin-kun's anal virginity is in danger!

>> No.18382661

t. Ichigo

>> No.18382662 [DELETED] 

>Stop posting off topic images
>Stop posting the same images
>Stop posting random images

Are you a woman? Because I can't tell what the FUCK you want!

>> No.18382663

That's not how you treat your helpers, Lich-chan!

>> No.18382666

Latest episode showed that she is completely right in hating 02.

>> No.18382668

She's a Lich. She can do what she wants.

>> No.18382675

>he hasn't watched the newest episode

>> No.18382677
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The MGBL is pretty intense to watch.

>> No.18382679 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.18382681

I'm going to lecture her about how that's not right.

>> No.18382682


>> No.18382684

This isn't a place for imagedumping, newshitter.

>> No.18382689

What's something you'd like to see more of in these threads?

>> No.18382693

I'd rather keep watching hockey.

>> No.18382695

Mah waifu and less of yours

>> No.18382696
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Go Canada!

>> No.18382697
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these cuties.

>> No.18382698

I want to learn necromancy just to raise and increasingly busty set of ghouls and zombies!
Skeletons too!

>> No.18382704

Non MGE stuff.

>> No.18382711 [DELETED] 


>> No.18382714

I like to talk about EMG, but usually everyone just calls it shit.

>> No.18382717


>> No.18382719


>> No.18382720

>Implying these were all made by one person
Let me guess, you also think they're doing it specifically to annoy you.

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I think what I wanted to see might actually become reality. Just wanted see more people appreciate mice, and see them as the loving, adorable, lewdcute girls they are!

>> No.18382724

>everyone just calls it shit.

>> No.18382732
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Cheers, anon.
>zalgo text
I'd have used it in All's Fair, although part of me refused to over seeing it as cringy. Looking back on it, it'd have gotten the point across exceptionally well when the narration involved the affliction. Like when the narration slowly turned from third person to second person when Indrick got wounded in Makillae.

>> No.18382733

>but usually everyone just calls it shit.
Justifiably so, and it doesn't help that EMGfags drag in their shitty cows and furries with them.

>> No.18382734

I like Miia but that's about it.

>> No.18382738

Because its not mge

>> No.18382739
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Usually for the cows and cow accessories, but I like to think they're just scared of my waifu.
like clockwork

>> No.18382740

Because it's shit.

>> No.18382745
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I mean stuff from anime or manga like these sisters, or stuff like that oogie boogie girl.
On that note, which is best sister and why is it Elena?

>> No.18382749

M.O.N. and Lala are the only reason to care about MGE. That's it.

>> No.18382757


>Fights are technically against the rules but still aren't necessarily discouraged, basically hockey rules
>Concession snacks are absolutely enormous for the price because the place is equipped to feed giant MGs
>Can watch an on-field brawl between the Zipangu Kanabos and the Themiscyra Heroines while enjoying a plate of nachos the size of a manhole cover and a soda the size of a small shop vac

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lol went to a fight and a hockey game broke out

>> No.18382767

I want to save that brown girl.

>> No.18382769 [DELETED] 

This is your brain on retard paranoia

>> No.18382782

But that's not Wonderland Centaur.

>> No.18382786 [DELETED] 

It's hardly paranoia when there's more than enough evidence of fa/tg/uy shitposting.

>> No.18382790

Lala is pretty good. I didn't think I was going to like her but she ended up my favorite.

>> No.18382794

He isn't even that brown, she's just pale as fuck

>> No.18382799

Most of the harem girls are fine individually though, it's the author that keeps putting them in bad situations because he doesn't have imagination

>> No.18382800

Maymays and trying not to look new

The logical conclusion of all internet discussion is full cognitive sterility. Embrace the endless despair.

>> No.18382802

Anon I'm very sure I've seen the full image and that is a girl that vampire is feeding on

>> No.18382805 [DELETED] 

They actually seem to be having a lot of fun without us. Gonna go join them since they're having actual discussions over there.

>> No.18382806

>Not pushing her out of the way and exposing your neck to the qt vamp
You call yourself a hero?

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>> No.18382811

That's a good way to get sandwiched between two vamps. Which was the plan all along.

>> No.18382813 [DELETED] 

>Anyone who wants to talk about any setting that isn't MGE is from /tg/
You're so fucking stupid that it's not even funny, it's just sad. Do you not understand how ridiculous that sounds?

>> No.18382816

Brown 2d girls have a high change of being a tomboy so I'm not even going to bother with that Vampire.

>> No.18382820

>Two vamps pretending to have one feed on the other to acquired boyfr- butler

Ingenous but for the fact that they need to figure out the feeder/feedee situation.

>> No.18382822 [DELETED] 

>being this much of a shill
No one cares about your "fixfic" shit /tg/

>> No.18382825


>> No.18382827

Singing contest!

>> No.18382830 [DELETED] 

Good riddance.

>> No.18382837

Alright then I'm thinking of a different but still similar image.

>> No.18382843

This hurt tbqh senpai but that shirohebi had it coming.

>> No.18382844

But who would judge such a contest?
Wight-san and Zombie dragon-san would be good but lich-san would rate both attempts low because singing is a waste of time when they can simply grab the man they want.

>> No.18382856

>But who would judge such a contest?
The man they like, obviously.

>> No.18382867

But doing that would reveal their plan before they can even put it in action!
They're trying to trick him in the first place!

>> No.18382873

Have them sit on opposite sides of the room, blast the guy with charm magic and see which girl he goes towards. Kind of like trying to beckon a puppy.

>> No.18382877

So the one that charms him becomes the feedee so that when the other pretends to drink nher blood, he rushes towards her aid?

>> No.18382878

Maybe he's really dense.

>> No.18382888

Is this gonna be a doujin?

>> No.18382903

Zombie dragon singing would be too dangerous. When they see one going in a karaoke they instantly start building sound-proof and magic proof barriers around her room.

>> No.18382927

But Zombie dragon sings excellently!
Even if she has a fondness for Pop-songs

>> No.18382929
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Any good stories of human girls getting their men stolen? Asking for a friend.

>> No.18382935

You have terrible friends

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>> No.18382951

The room has to stay closed for quite some days with all that deadly miasma inside. No one knows how her singing voice really sounds like but they aren't willing to try listening to it!

>> No.18382954

Brown people leak chocolate when injured? Is that why they're brown?

>> No.18382957

Anon, I think you misunderstood. The girl getting fed on was being corrupted into a vampire by her honorary "Onee-chan".

>> No.18382958

How is it that MGQ Setochi is the only not-shit Setochi?

>> No.18382962

>good stories
Anon you just contradicted yourself.

>> No.18382969

Well there's this >>18382366
But not much else.

>> No.18382972
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>"Ah. You must be my sweet little anon's 'friend'. I'm his lo- ah, mother."
Anon never knew why his female friends never came back around after meeting his momster.

>> No.18382975


>> No.18382991

Not with a body like that.

>> No.18382997

And that's when an alp snuck under her and took anon away. Now that momster is looking to adopt a new son! Be careful if you see her walking the streets at night.

>> No.18383006

Servants basically are humans.

>> No.18383017

She's a well-preserved Ochimusha.
>"Ah~~~ Are you lost, my young lord? Are you alone? Do you need your mommy? Mommy's here~ I'll be your mommy now~"

>> No.18383023

That's the good thing about 2D

>> No.18383025

There is no non-shit Setochi

>> No.18383037


>> No.18383049


Are Sandworms considered the trailer trash of the MGE world since they live in a mobile home?

>> No.18383051

>Gorgeous and doting Ochimusha momster
Fuck it, I'll take it. I wonder how she would want her young lord to act.

>> No.18383057

Like a strong young man.

>> No.18383066

I don't have any tamamo pics so just act like I posted one. Except for you, guy who gets mad whenever images are posted.

>> No.18383076

What are you even talking about you utter retard?

>> No.18383082

the others?

>> No.18383083

D3cent anon.
Yeah that was a good story. Kinda "edgy" at the end but it definetly got my attention.
Cucking human girls is god-tier fetish.

>> No.18383085

No Anon. As always, the only trash here is (You)

>> No.18383094
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Rude. Shirohebis are good girls.

>> No.18383098

Then that is how I shall be. I will study diligently under her and train my body to be good enough for her standards!

>> No.18383102

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that mecha-mantacore is a threat to us all, we need Wonder Wurm!

>> No.18383103

Of course not, why would anything good ever happen?

>> No.18383105

Imagine a human girl asking a Lilim to corrupt her because she doesn't want some MG hussy stealing her man.

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>> No.18383130

The thing that sells it for me is when they refuse to monsterize and try their hardest in human form. Makes their dedication more appealing.

>> No.18383137

Lady Knight snakes!

>> No.18383142

Like keeping your horse when everyone bought a car.

>> No.18383143

>Being more dedicated to "muh humanity" than to love
The DL is right

>> No.18383148

Would they wear face ears or horns?

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>> No.18383157

*fake, not face

>> No.18383185

At least horses can make sons.
>Being more dedicated to monster pussy than love

>> No.18383195

That's why you drive your car and only use your horse to sell off it's offspring.

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Ah-- sorry.

>> No.18383213

Damp mouse needs towels badly

>> No.18383214

Gonna get her a towel to dry off and some blankets with hot chocolate to warm up with.

>> No.18383215
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>thinking 3DPD loves you

>> No.18383216 [DELETED] 

Stop being a crybaby

>> No.18383229

Cute firerat. I want to dry her off and not take advantage of her weakness.

>> No.18383232

If I melt her snowflake, will the Ice Queen be angry?

>> No.18383237

This glacie won't be so smug when i turn up the heat on the thermostat.

>> No.18383239 [DELETED] 

stop shitposting

>> No.18383241

See, now I'm wondering if Hinezumi set situations like this up to attract kind-hearted anons.

>> No.18383248

Probably only the ones that have seen too many cartoons.

>> No.18383256

See, now I can only imagine some loli hinezumis setting this situation up then arguing about who gets to be under the bucket when anon walks by.

>> No.18383271

Short hinezumis and gentle giant anon?

>> No.18383273 [DELETED] 

fuck off /tg/ and/r9k/, respectively.

>> No.18383279

Best chesty laid back MG to enjoy some late night high class coffee with?

>> No.18383285

That or a pair of twin, hinezumi lolis and their older brother who has to deal with their hijinks and get them out of trouble.

>> No.18383290

I don't think anyone was talking about 3D

>> No.18383294

Hatter, Satyrous, vampire, a ryu, or a dragon.
I don't like coffee so I don't know.

>> No.18383315

How would a CC version of those mgs react to boys saying they aged like milk?

>> No.18383318

I think I like all of those, meh on the dragon, but otherwise would like having a relaxing conversation with each.

>> No.18383322

I want to tease her

>> No.18383332

Do the Hinezumi fight using faster styles while their older brother uses slow, heavy hitting styles?

>> No.18383333

Someone's getting ignored.

They'd be quite the conversationalists, glasses and sweaters optional.

>> No.18383339

Oh, they would ALL be rocking the ribbed sweaters and glasses, but each stylized in their own way.
Ah, such a relaxing experience to be had.

>> No.18383343

They fight as a pair doing quick, acrobatic moves along with fast strikes.
Their oniichan prefers traditional greco-roman wrestling

>> No.18383351

That it would.
Comfy imes with monster girls are the best times.

>> No.18383366
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Sandworms are love. Sandworms are life.

>> No.18383370

Second best dummyfus. Behind Zombie Dragon.

>> No.18383389

That's lame. I would have though their brother would be throwing fat guy haymakers.

>> No.18383394

Hobgoblins beg to differ.

>> No.18383398

Oh, he can punch with the best of them be he mostly grapples.

>> No.18383439

Hopefully anon doesn't let his little sisters see any japanese children's shows about men in spandex fighting monsters or else they might start talking to Gremlins about their ideas.

>> No.18383507

Since when were sandworms dumb?

>> No.18383520

Threadcanon has simple=dumb because apparently being content with loving your man makes you stupid

>> No.18383529

Threadcanon a shit

>> No.18383532

You've made this up. You've gotten sandworms confused with Wurms. And now I have brown Wurms in my head.

>> No.18383536
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Of course, it doesn't help that her profile picture has her looking kind of dopey.

>> No.18383540

Threadcanon is cancer and should be avoided

>> No.18383542

Calm the fuck down jesus christ
I like girls who are simple minded and cute dumdums dont get your tits in a vice

>> No.18383553

I've never once encountered this for sandworms, and I've been here for 2 years. are you sure you didn't get them confused with wurms?

>> No.18383554

That's a huge argument of semantics at that point
"Simple" can be taken a number of different ways and it could very easily be assumed that one of those ways is a girl who is simpleminded

>> No.18383566

Some people just like joining in the buzzword arguments without actually applying any thought to them, in a desperate bid to look like they're fitting in
"Threadcanon bad image use bad" etc

>> No.18383580

Don't defend people who post off topic pictures. We've had a shipment of them lately, espcially that one lescatie wojak fag.

>> No.18383584

Since when is Lescatie off-topic?

>> No.18383591

Lescatie isn't but Wojack sure as fuck is.

>> No.18383593

Am I pro yet, senpai?

>> No.18383596

Its more that there's a place for discretion as opposed to blanket 'anything of this kind is bad' which almost always just comes off as people taking things too seriously and trying to fit in for some reason

>> No.18383603

its just a picture of a greentext with wojak. It doesn't even have any monstergirls in the greentext or in the picture. Its typical /tg/ deus vult posting trash.

>> No.18383626
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>What have you done to my little sister?

>> No.18383634

Wasn't LN-canon that it was her daughter?

>> No.18383656
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I touch ears?

>> No.18383658
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I'm not sure, but she's scary either way.

>> No.18383681

More like lovely.

>> No.18383688
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>What is Silly Mastah up to now?

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>> No.18383691

Looking up her skirt

>> No.18383705

>coughing up green gunk all week

hopefully she doesn't think I'm unfaithful.

>> No.18383708

Cute Crazy Hinezumi!

>> No.18383730

Honestly? Chuckling like an idiot about a stupid commercial I saw 15 years ago for Bionicles, starring a couple of Bostonian kids with harsh east coast accents.

>"Aw yeah boyaaaaaanicals!"

>> No.18383733

Too bad she's a sillly maido. She'll never see it coming.

>> No.18383734

>Shoggoth misbehaves
>Tell her she needs to be disciplined
>She literally drops her ass in your lap to spank and goes back to making dinner

>> No.18383788

>detachable ass
I thought that was a cheshire thing.

>> No.18383806

That's not detached, just exploiting illogical topography of space.

>> No.18383811

Thinking of my cute meido all the time

>> No.18383931

Her face when she catches me red handed rearranging all the furniture.

>> No.18383959

The Cheshire version is more thinking with portals and minor reality bending.

>> No.18383961

I want an Anubis to tempt me with sex so I go to bed at a reasonable hour.

>> No.18383972

i want more cheshire ass in my life

>> No.18383976

You mean a non-zero number?

>> No.18383983
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Cards are good

>> No.18383987

Playing an 11 year old game for the first time instead of sleeping. I always heard a lot about TF2. I finally got around to playing it for the first time.

>> No.18384001

>she notices that you've been staying up late, playing video games instead of getting your full 9 hours
>proceeds to hatch a plan to casually walk in between you and the tv, wearing frilly lingerie and giving you sultry looks
>no reaction
>then she starts to sit in your lap, asking you to teach her how to play while grinding into you with her fat ass, asking to use your "joystick"
>you just show her how to play, and give her a second controller
>she finally gets fed up and resorts to casting a curse on you, dragging your twitching body to the bedroom
Dense anons are a monstergirl's worst enemy

>> No.18384015

at least

>> No.18384039

Except diamonds, diamonds might do something insane and unbirth you or something.

>> No.18384044

I wish monster girls would up their sexy pun game. Joystick has lost all of its appeal. What about something about “controller” or “push her buttons” or “HD Rumble”. Surely you could do something clever with those?

>> No.18384049

Only if you wanted her to anon. Only if you wanted her to.

>> No.18384247
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>> No.18384264
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>be the teacher of two gyaru elves
>they mess around every class making lewd gestures and trying to seduce you, so they're grades are terrible
>every day they tell you to hurry up and marry them, so you take the opportunity to make them work hard for once
>tell them you'll marry them if their test scores are top of the class by the end of the year
>they can try, but you doubt they'll overtake Marie the Hakutaku
>you can barely believe you eyes when after the next test they not only got top of the class, but even took the top spots in the entire school (Marie lost her shit)
>turns out those two were just slacking off the whole time waiting for some actual motivation
>now they wait for you after school so they can go home with hubby together

>> No.18384285

thats a big moth

>> No.18384302

I want to watch a movie with my Kobold waifu while she sits on my lap! I'm going to gently grope ad play with her breasts the whole time!

>> No.18384391

What kind of ties would you be using? Or would you use something heavier?

>> No.18384398

No bondage anon, just a comfy movie night.

>> No.18384426

Victory facesitting!

>> No.18384431

>"Oh for the love of god turn the camera away"
>*zooms in*


>> No.18384436

Cameraman knew what people wanted.

>> No.18384441

It's good you can be comfy without that involved.

>> No.18384464

Of course we can anon, it only seems like we'd do kinky bondage stuff all the time because that's most of what I talk about here. We'd do plenty of normal comfy stuff too.

>> No.18384467
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Beware of amazoness centaurs.
War paint version: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVrO3_mVQAAeEm8.jpg:orig

>> No.18384471
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I want to have a Lamia Nee-san!

>> No.18384532

I want to ride on her back when she goes hunting and then service her when she is done.

>> No.18384550

You have to pay $30000 in gacha rolls to get one

>> No.18384564
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This guy does such great alt-designs.

And group photos.

>> No.18384596

I want to be harassed by Kakuens during my walk through the forest!

>> No.18384609

He's been improving too, I wish him the best.

Forest Kakuens are child play compared to mountain Kakuens who are said to be constantly horny.

>> No.18384619

I'm going to hike through the Kakuen Forest straight to the top of Kakuen Mountain!

>> No.18384626

You're going to overdose on monkey butt.

>> No.18384634

There is never enough monkey butt for me!

>> No.18384637

Which peak of kakuen mountain? I mean, there is a crevice that splits it in the middle.

>> No.18384645

Both peaks!

>> No.18384651

Can I overdose on cat butt instead?

>> No.18384666

>Even Kakuen mountain looks like a butt
Primates are way too obsessed with their rear.

Kitty titties > cat butt

>> No.18384670

Kakuens have perfect rears, why wouldn't they show it off at all times?

>> No.18384685

This >>18384670
Imagine the Queen of the Mountain Kakuen and her royal derriere
It has Mist Continent legends written about it!

>> No.18384705

I want my gaijin face in her Kakuen butt.

>> No.18384728

>"Ehhh? A foreigner made it to the top of my mountain?"
>"Hoo haa, you can't even take your eyes off it, can you? Hehe, well, I guess you don't mind if I move it closer, hmm?"
>"Now take a good look, human! Don't be shy, get those hands working! A butt like this deserves your full attention after all!"
>"Ahhh~ There we go~ Now, if you really want to have some fun, you have to face my greatest trial! So lets just get it started!"
>She sits on you, completely blocking your world out of anything but BOOTY
>"Let's see how long you can last, stud! Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil- just my big perfect ass taking over all your senses!"

RIP anon.

>> No.18384735

That Kakuen is going to get proneboned until she can barely think!

>> No.18384737
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Recent update on a commission I'm getting, I'm pretty happy with it so far. especially considering it was only around 10 bucks. Haven't gotten anything in awhile, so it's nice getting new art.

Artist is Ryuu Shuo, they recently raised their prices, but they're still really good, only 30 dollars for a full body picture now. I would definitely recommend

>> No.18384743

>Meme picture of meme wife

>> No.18384747

Good luck with that, anon. You may think she's taking it lying down, but that monster booty is insatiable. She'll roll you up and down on it until she's satisfied, and if you try to get away she'll flip to reverse cowgirling you beneath it until you're begging for a breath!

>> No.18384753

Why would I get away? My entire quest would be to fuck as many Kakuens as I could!

>> No.18384764

>not just having one that's your wife

>> No.18384766
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Miia isn't a meme wife, she's my wife.

Also I think the salt dude thing works with her well, since they both suck and cooking.

>> No.18384767

One wife means one ass. The more asses the better.

>> No.18384770

If you have one ass, you learn everything about it and how to love it the best.

>> No.18384773

Anon you don't understand how obsessed I am with Kakuen butts.

>> No.18384779

If you know the ins and outs of your wife's Kakuen butt, you can get more value from it than 100 random ones.

You just need to find a wife with the most prime ass, and cherish it.
Rest your head on her butt, dream of her butt.

>> No.18384792

But anon every time I see a Kakuen I get an incredibly strong urge to play with her butt until I pass out. I don't know if just one Kakuen would be able to handle that!

>> No.18384793

Salt dude can at least work his meat without nearly killing his beloved.

>> No.18384799
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Her trying is cute

And I prefer cooking anyways.

>> No.18384806
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>take the day off school because sick
>nothing a bit on DE can't fix
>your momster spends the day fucking you back to good health
>next day she caught your cold and now you're taking care of her

>> No.18384812

Damn germs and their shady plans to propagate incest.

>> No.18384856

What we need to do is make them grow to our size.
Then fuck them into submission.

>> No.18384859
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Uh, hello

>> No.18384866

Wanting to fuck a flu slime might be a new low.

>> No.18384869

Cmon anon, I'm sure this place has settled for worse.

>> No.18384871
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Whether the sex was planned or not, no sonu can resist after seeing his momster like this

>> No.18384886
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Cute diseases are old hat, anon.

>> No.18384887

Would you hold a grudge if your momster injected you with dick growth hormones?

>> No.18384891

I'd happily let my momster shape me into her perfect little man/future husband!

>> No.18384900

40% Vodka.

>> No.18384903

Why would I hold a grudge? She's just being a good mother. Would definitely thank her by splitting her like a log and piledriving her ass

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>> No.18384918

Cute disease girl are jokes, no one actually wants to fuck them.

This makes the momster cry from happiness.

>> No.18384922

>no one actually wants to fuck them
How can one man be so wrong...?

>> No.18384967 [SPOILER] 
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Are brown foxes a valid option?

>> No.18384972

What happened to her tail?

>> No.18384979

I think that's an Anubis, dude. Look at that conspicuous lack of fluff!

>> No.18384988
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>Are you saying my tail isn't fluffy enough?

>> No.18384993

You'll never break me, fluffless long-ear!

>> No.18384996

Wet fluff is one of the saddest sight. She needs a man to rub her tail dry and brush it extensively to gain back its volume.

>> No.18385008

Anubi seem easy to string along with challenges to their authority like this. Wonder how far you can make her go doing that before she realizes how depraved things have gotten.

>> No.18385010

What do monsters think of men who liked to be looked on with disdain by a woman?

>> No.18385020

Nachos would love them as she can verbally abuse him to her heart's content.

>> No.18385021

Why the hell would that make a difference? How inane can your questions get?

>> No.18385023

I only care about getting tailjobs from my owner. I wouldn't even care if I had to clean her tail afterwards, I need that stringy tail on my dick.

>> No.18385028
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I don't think i will ever hear the ojou laugh in real life

>> No.18385034
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This world needs turtles
Kind girls that are slightly masochistic

>> No.18385038

We just have to believe Anon, one day we'll get our ojou monsters to serve/bully.

>> No.18385043

Good, I can count of my hand the amount girls with that laugh I didn't want to punch

>> No.18385046

>Atlach-Nacha marries a man who loves to be abused
>He refuses to fill her up enough to cancel her venom
>She never gets to show her true nature because of how much of a pathetic lolicon he is

>> No.18385054

What if she gets off on pissing you off? And twisting your revenge into some thing sexual?
Like one moment she doing the laugh and the next she cumming from getting an angry skullfuck?

>> No.18385068


>> No.18385078

Umi-Oshos are literally built for pushing on their back and sexually bullying.
You can also put them in shibari and leave them on the beach as long as you're ready to take responsibility afterwards.

>> No.18385097

How would Anubi feel about me calling them coyote-girls?

>> No.18385101

I don't think wolves take kindly to being called coyotes.
Then again, I killed a coyote with my bare hands once and they are not to be taken lightly.

>> No.18385139
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>Be me camping with my slime monster gf
>She goes out of the tent to get some berries
>A few minutes later I see her shadow right in front of the tent.
>"Hey you're back! Was it all right out there?"
> A voice can be heard behind the tent, "Yeah I'm okay darling, I'll be there in one moment".

>> No.18385144

What a terrible post.

>> No.18385147

You've been waiting to tell someone about that for a long time, haven't you?

>> No.18385158

I tell the story every chance I get because it's so ridiculous. The whole thing started with me driving through the night and needing to pull over on the side of the road to take a shit in a ditch. The damn thing literally caught me with my pants down and I got a fine for littering.

>> No.18385174

>the damn thing literally caught me with my pants down
Something tells me that story would have gone differently in monster girl land.

>> No.18385177

Nubutts are jackals though. And Coyotes are basically American Jackals.

>> No.18385185
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She's Sheba from FGO, and this is the first time I've seen fanart that depicts her with a tail.

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>> No.18385207

Why do people omit tails from characters like this? Is it because hieroglyphs of anubis don't have a tail or something? That I can understand a bit I guess.

>> No.18385214
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Blame the designer. Nitocris also lacks a fluffy tail to go along with her jackal ears.

>> No.18385236

I want her to sit on me instead!

>> No.18385245

I think they're afraid that they can't draw tails right.

>> No.18385263

Well they aren't doing a very good job at wolving with so many people mistaking them for lowly scavengers

>> No.18385269

Lowly scavengers can still be cute. Look at the artic fox.

>> No.18385281

Maybe but I still feel justified calling them coyotes

>> No.18385305

>gunslinger falls into portal from the old west to monstergirl Egypt
>sees a few monstergirls
>runs into anubis
>"So what're you, some kinda Mexican coyote thing?"

>> No.18385312

That's an isekai I'd like to watch.

>> No.18385314

I prefer Isekais where you could jump back and forth between worlds
I would like to travel the MGE wold at my own pace, and can come back home to take breaks

>> No.18385325

>drinking at a little shack bar on the edge of town
>bartender is a lady covered in oversized robes
>face sun-burnt pink, kinda sweaty lookin
>probably from back east or somethin, not used to the sun here
>closin time, cowboy steps away from the bar
>whole thing disappears into the mouth of a giant worm
>worm swims off through the dunes into the night
>"No more tequila"

>> No.18385330

>Every bottle of tequila has an extremely intoxicated wurmling at the bottom

>> No.18385387

I want a pudgester cheshire and big, muscl mountain jinko to argue over which is better

>> No.18385408
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Meanwhile, best girl is busy being ignored due to her odd nervous habit and quiet disposition.

>> No.18385413

She could sit in my lap while I watch the others debate which is best.
Little cats are cute too and her ears look like they need to be scritched.

>> No.18385428
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Making of High Orc is out.

I wonder if that translator anon is still out there somewhere.

>> No.18385441

Will you be disappointed that she can't even purr?

>> No.18385444
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WIth what monstergirl you're most likely to end like this?

I think it's SFW

>> No.18385448

Can she chuff?

>> No.18385457

Please don't abuse Monstergirls

Girls are made for tender gentle loving, and also to rape boys

>> No.18385462

>Please don't abuse Monstergirls
No anon, I'm asking what monstergirl is most likely to mark YOU like that

>> No.18385469


>> No.18385472

Then we are set, she can chuff while we watch the bigger girls argue.

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That one scorpion thing?

I think it had a name that rhymed with cardboard or something but hell if I can remember.

>> No.18385489

a bottled-up demon

>> No.18385511

Think you selected the wrong file there.

>> No.18385520

but oddly good at the same time

>> No.18385525

Which one is Harpy and which is Mermaid?
would be girl at 14s as either tho

>> No.18385527

Definitely Manticores.

>> No.18385536
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Drunk Succubi are olev

>> No.18385538

For you

>> No.18385566
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What happens if your income cant sustain your MG wife appetite? do you need several jobs or MAMONO MANA solves the issue?

>> No.18385572

Metal Slime when?

>> No.18385574

Probably both.`

>> No.18385586

>Letting het slap and bite your ass
>Not fucking her brains out for trying

>> No.18385597

Not everyone is you

>> No.18385611

No skullfucking please.

>> No.18385622
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How to marry a succubus.

>> No.18385628
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Oh no, dude!

>> No.18385639

The tail thief strikes again!

>> No.18385649

Please help return them to me, dude!

>> No.18385660
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Megane scyllas!

>> No.18385673
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I need sun

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>> No.18385681

So he's the one that steals mofu at night and sells them to addicts in the black market? The mofu mafia had been trying to catch him for years with no avail.

>> No.18385704

That is my fetish.

>> No.18385722

Why is that sort of thin, stringy hair so cute?

>> No.18385735

I'll bite. As a hunter I'm interested.

Were you able to get a hold of him and pop his neck cleanly or did you end up having to swing at him with your ass hanging out? Also you better have saved the skin, I know lots of people who'd pay good money for a fresh coyote pelt free of holes.

>> No.18385742

I know his secret. He stole a coat from a wendigo and sewed it into his jacket to make it the inner lining to have a place to stash all the tails where they couldn't be found if he gets frisked.

>> No.18385754
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Eh, this doujin is actually pretty vanilla.

>> No.18385774
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>all according to keikaku

>> No.18385782

What does keikaku mean?

>> No.18385792

TL NOTE: keikaku means planes.

>> No.18385794


>> No.18385796

fuckin ninjad

>> No.18385804
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If a Yeti offers to share her scarf with you, it's a marriage proposal

>> No.18385837

If she’s such a great strategist then let me see her beat the Civilization games on the hardest difficulty!

>> No.18385838

>Monster gets smug thinking she managed to corner anon
>He tells her to remind herself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious rapist
It was at that moment the monster knew she fucked up.

>> No.18385842

Can't get much out of it from machine translating

>In addition, something like a condom hanging on the waist belt is not really a condom.
KC goes about on those not-condom things and they seem to be a High-Orc mushroom medicine specialty to be used on a man's dick.
High Orcs can easily find those mushrooms thanks to their sense of smell.

>> No.18385851

That guy doesn't look too happy.

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Who would have thought after all these years that a legitimately unique but still sexy bunny girl design could come out?

Help me, I'm in love with Dahlia, the curvaceous Southern Belle ice elemental rabbit woman.

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>> No.18385885

That rabbit is 80% ass and titties, needs more thighs.

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>> No.18385895

Agreed. Is she expecting me to do all the work?

>> No.18385899

does she know when to tip scales?

>> No.18385904

Anyone want to make that edit?

>> No.18385915
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That's more a perspective issue for that particular image, she has plenty long legs in-game.

>> No.18385919

>monster death metal band
who's on vocals?
who does the drums?
rhythm guitarist? bass?

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>> No.18385933

>Ratatoskr blackmails you and orders you to meet her in a dark alley
>She kabedons you and tells you that you're going to become her fucktoy
>She's so short that she's staring at your chest
>You can see her clearly shaking and sweating
Rape the squirrel?

>> No.18385949

Blackwing Thunderbird
Dark Priest

>> No.18385953

No, I turn around and start walking away, leaving her a stuttering mess who then squeaks to get my attention as she pretends to trip and bemoans how bad luck has left her at my mercy.

>> No.18385957
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Foreplay with unicorns can be dangerous.

>> No.18385960

Looking down in a menacing way and roughing up my voice would make her so cute, even more so when I lift her up by the collar and get so close to her face she can feel me breathing.

>> No.18385961
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Why can't she just ask me out?

>> No.18385968

Even better, proceed to grope her everywhere then leave before she orgasms.

>> No.18385992

>Unicorn healing magic was an evolutionary development

>> No.18385995


She'd panic, apologize and rapidly lower her expectations
>"Y-you just have to come to my office once a day!"
>"I'll come to your house if you prefer!"
>"Please even just once is a week is good enough!"
>"You'll get to decide what we do!"
>"In fact I'll become your fucktoy so please let me down!"

>> No.18385996

I'm just going to grope the tail

>> No.18386025
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This but with a squirrel

>> No.18386026


>> No.18386035

We really need some MG bait edits

>> No.18386038


>> No.18386041

Clumsly kiss-slut Unicorns who accidentally poke you with their horn on occasion.

Squirrel mofu is even more sensitive than fox mofu. Please molest it to completion.

>> No.18386042

What a cutie. I'd only forgive her if she gave me her panties.

>> No.18386045

Arts not that bad, but you could have just made an imgur link

>> No.18386047

Unicorns think a deep kiss is the lewdest thing to do before sex.

>> No.18386049

preferably with a Mershark.

>> No.18386056

>Please molest it to completion.
But it's so big, it'll take all night!
I might need to comeback another day to make sure I really get the job done.

>> No.18386057 [SPOILER] 
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We already have one

>> No.18386066

The disappointment and confusion on her face when you turn down her offer to become your fucktoy and instead ask for her panties would be priceless.
Her panties too would be priceless. You should put them in a shrine and pray to them daily, especially if they have a cute squirrel motif on them.

Isn't it?

>> No.18386083
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I want to lewd the flagmander

>> No.18386093

>Takes a good look at that shirt
>Patriots BTFO

>> No.18386104

I want a shortstack rata and a tubby, tiny tanuki as my wives so tha tthey can watch me play hockey.

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>> No.18386112

Could you deal with a Caribbean accent?
Also isn't that Beast's waifu?

>> No.18386113

I wish QS would come out of retirement to molest a small animal

>> No.18386114

>deep kiss
>deep womb kiss
Is there anything better?

>> No.18386121


>> No.18386124

Would the nuki fund your hockey league and the rata report on it?
You'd end up buying out the NHL within a decade.

>> No.18386127

Who are the patriots?

>> No.18386135

Nah, its just drop in.
At most they'd both chip in for the beer every now and then.

>> No.18386148

La li lu le lo
La li lu le lo
La li lu le lo

>> No.18386149

Handegg team that lost to the Eagles at the Superbowl, giving the Eagles their first ever win.

>> No.18386177

Beast has no waifu
He calls the flagmander his "mascot"
I thought the patriots for flagmander was the country's cricket team?

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>> No.18386186

Yeah, but that reference was to the American team.

>> No.18386221

>He calls the flagmander his "mascot"
That doesn't sound right
How can you go on and on about salamanders and then not waifu one, not ever one you made yourself?
It's like if KDF didn't actually want his oyakodon fantasies but still commissioned the art.

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>> No.18386237

Say, you think MG's would have league team names?

>> No.18386241

Okay which of these ideas would you like to see expanded upon

>Shy nervous human peasant becomes the queen of the farm kingdom and transforms into a busty, haughty only cow
>Gaijin tourist steals/desecrates a fox shine and as punishment is turned into a stereotypical "Anime American" kitsune (or just a regular traditional Japanese Kitsune)
>Knight goes on a quest to save a fair maiden only to discover that treating her disease will weaken him and turn her into a knight's natural enemy, a dragon

I'm leaning toward idea 2 at the moment. If you have any transformation ideas of your own pitch them to me.

>> No.18386243

Why are most of the guys in these things girly as fuck?

>> No.18386244

What would happen if you told a Succubus she can do anything except touch it?

>> No.18386249

The first.

>> No.18386258

So they're non-threatening to the audience

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>> No.18386291

I had trouble finding out if that was a girl or guy.

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At least there's exceptions.

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>> No.18386327

>Femanon, astronaut.
>A woman barely alive.
>Gentlemonsters, we can rebuild her.
>We have the technology.
>We have the capability to make the world's first bionic woman.
>Femanon will be that woman.
>Better than she was before.
>Better... stronger... faster.

>> No.18386333

She'll still find a way to make you cum and get herself your sweet semen.
It might be a fun training for both of you once in a while.

>> No.18386339

I'd cum on them and gice it back to the cute rata. Maybe pat her on the head and record a video of me masturbating using her panties.

>> No.18386368

I support the second one

As for ideas I had this one about a librarian becoming a griffon, dont know how to flesh it out

>> No.18386372

Make her wear them and take a picture for maximum teasing.

>> No.18386388

Would you prefer her to become an anime American or a traditional ojou?

>> No.18386394

anime american

>> No.18386410

>Stealing mofu
That's a very serious crime, god forbid he get's caught by an angry mob of mofu lovers.

>> No.18386414

Second one could be good.

>> No.18386437

Of course. Would record her lifting them up and trying to deal with the creamy load on it. Maybe I'd have lift her skirt up and say that she's my slut.

>> No.18386439

Nice, I was planning on having her stereotype the Japanese so the foxes stereotype her right back.

Also for that Librarian as Gryphon do you want it consensual or non-con?
Any ideas you'd like to add to it?

>> No.18386441

If Beast truly was a waifufag he would of gotten a self insert commission like the 3 amigos by now.

>> No.18386452

4 amigos. Frosticle is one too.

>> No.18386466

They force her to eat cursed hamburgers, while trying to use American slang to mock her.

>> No.18386472

Consensual sounds fun

>> No.18386480

At least post WIP pics

>> No.18386481

Frost put himself in a picture?

>> No.18386491

I assume you meant to say oujo cow, in which case that one all the way.

>> No.18386496

That's a bit too silly.
Here's an idea,maybe she's reading a book and daydreaming about being a Gryphon and that's what causes the changes?

>> No.18386506

Huh, so It's a tie then. Guess I'll just do the one I feel like. I plan(ha)on finishing these all some day.

>> No.18386510

Oujo cows a cute

>> No.18386511

Mofu lovers are easy to beat, he'd just have to use pocket mofu to distract the mad horde and use smoke mofu to disappear. It's what he's been doing for a long time.

>> No.18386513

>Gaijin tourist
Logan Paul?

>> No.18386523

Girl unlucky with her love life meets an Apophis who convinces her to be turned into a Lamia and just rape the man she likes.

>> No.18386535
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I have a few times, yeah.

>> No.18386536

I believe in you anon.
Yes they are, very much so, though I personally believe all cows are cute, from the biggest to the smallest they're all cute to me.

>> No.18386543
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Now where have we heard that before?

>> No.18386547

Okay you just ruined that idea for me. Well not really but I'm going to have to force myself to forget that.
Don't it'll lead to broken hearts.

>> No.18386551

>logan paul gets raped by zombie in zipangu suicide forest

>> No.18386560

>almost everyday bro

>> No.18386566

Too late, already believing.

>> No.18386570

Cows are top tier due to being the cutest.

>> No.18386590

Visiting Zipangu can be a great and enriching experience. Or you could take the wrong turn and end up in an Oni bar.

>> No.18386607
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Mist Continent dragon when?

>> No.18386609

I might have some thing feel free to take this if you want
>Librarian girl finds some rituals thinking becoming a monster will solver her problems
Non con
>Librarian girl reads a spell thinking that she would summon a gaurdian for herself or the library not knowing she will BECOME the gaurdian

>> No.18386611

And they got huge tiddies.
Just ask for a guide.

>> No.18386614

I wouldn't mind a strongfat one and some of her friends 'inviting' me to their spot on the bar.
The wouldn't even need to twist my arm.

>> No.18386617

I'd love to visit Zipangu to find myself an Inari waifu, only to remember that I don't speak the language and I'm still too shy to hit on anyone.

>> No.18386636

Just visit a shrine and tell an Inari what you wish for.

>> No.18386639

Inari guides make you visit a different fox shrine every single day.
And most other guides ask for a special kind of payment.

You'll either end married to the biggest baddest Oni in the bar or become a snack for half a dozen drunk Onis. You're not going back to your country either.

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>> No.18386651

I'll just get one of the human guides. That one With the very long hair was nice. I wonder what her shampoo is because she smelled great.

>> No.18386655

Would she even understand what I'm saying?

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>> No.18386669
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So people one others to join the line up? like baronessfag and Beast?

>> No.18386673

That's a big dragon.

>> No.18386675

nigger if you're going to a foreign country at least learn some basic words and sentences.

>> No.18386682

The one with the kiss marks was better.

>> No.18386684

Don't accept her red district night visit unless you want to make her a woman.

Well at the very least she'll understand something like:
>"Blablabla SEX blabla"

>> No.18386685

I'm fine with that, although we will be going back.
After all, they want their kids to meet grandma and grandpa don't they?

>> No.18386687

But what if he's going to Zipangu during fleet week?!

>> No.18386693

What about a ushi guide?

>> No.18386698

Zipangu ladies are notorious for not saying whether or not they can understand you. Ask them and the most you get is an "ufufufufu" from behind a paper fan.

>> No.18386707

Plenty of people don't have waifus anon.
If I ever did do a self insert id have a hoddie blocking my face.

>> No.18386710

Ushi-Onis are very knowledgeable of Zipangu. They know were to best places are to eat, shop, secluded spots to rape their tourists, best ancient ruins to explore, cheap hotels, sex shops you name it!

>> No.18386719

Ushis are from the Mist Continent

>> No.18386721
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got ya covered

>> No.18386729

You mean like that one group from kingdom hearts?

>> No.18386738

Thank you. Man I wish I was that guy.

Also remember Anons,some Zipangu monsters may have heard some rumours about Gaijin men. So try not to disappoint them

>> No.18386747

>Plenty of people don't have waifus anon.
I would say that the monster they talk about the most is their waifu
So for you it would be salamanders or lilims.

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>> No.18386750
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No they're not you fucking nigger.

>> No.18386752

Convincing an Oni to move out of Zipangu requires proving her that the country you wish to move into has better alcohol.

>You try to hardest to ask in zipanguese a fox where is nearest train station
>She justs ufufus and drags you somewhere
>Any further questions are also answered by ufufus
Would you trust her?

>> No.18386761

Hell no.

>> No.18386762

Kinda, I would show my lower face so people can have my beard as my defining trait.
If not i'd just be a fat black faceless guy

>> No.18386770

Forever and always.

>> No.18386774

ushis raping people is just a myth to scare foreigners, like drop bears.

>> No.18386775

It doesn't work that way
By your logic, a man who talks about hating hellhounds 24/7 has a hellhound waifu as it's all he talks about.

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Depends, is she giving me this look? then probably not.

>> No.18386798

>I would say that the monster they talk about the most is their waifu
How wrong can you be?

>> No.18386806
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I want to create jewls with earth magic

>> No.18386807

I want to impregnate a Computer.

>> No.18386825

How would you make them?
Just force earth power into a stone and create a ruby or something?

>> No.18386828

Doesn't need to be permanent, it would just be a trip to see the family.
And she can try out the alchohol while we're there as well!

>> No.18386838

Whats wrong with not having a waifu?

>> No.18386860

It will end your laifu!

>> No.18386884

So why don't you do that then?

>> No.18386892
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Best Zipangu girl coming through.

>> No.18386897

That’s not even enough fluff to fill a bathtub.

>> No.18386907

I don't see what's wrong. Why shouldn't I trust her if she looks at me like that?

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>> No.18386922

I want to give that birb all my shinies.

>> No.18386935

Money is allways a problem
A 2 character commission is at least £60 for lines and thats being generous.

>> No.18386943
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Second best.

>> No.18386953

Henlo birb
Smelly birb
Go read a book ugly

>> No.18386954

Sorry about that then.
But in all seriousness, get some money together and get one of the locals to finally give the flagmander decent art.

>> No.18386956
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>bootleg Shenron is best

>> No.18386958


>> No.18386978

>Young Ryu with a brand new shrine
>She has a sizable following including men who wish to marry her
>Most just want her for her status and power
>She chooses you because you're the only one who actually loves her

>Old lonely Ryu with a busted rusty shrine
>She barely has any followers
>The only man she knows is an angry grandpa who shouts at her whenever it rains
>She chooses you because you're her only choice

>> No.18386985

I thought the current version was the good one?

>> No.18386995

A cute.
I want that old one!

We can go on dates and work on her appeal!

>> No.18386997

I'm going to repopulate that old Ryu's shrine with our children!

>> No.18387000

It could be better.

>> No.18387058

CC Ryu a cute!CUTE!

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>> No.18387072

>no way fag

>> No.18387077

I don't think that artist has ever seen muscles before.

>> No.18387092

We assumed as much the last time it got posted.

>> No.18387120

Musclefags just want to see those tumors. If it works or not it doesn't matter.

>> No.18387122


>> No.18387155

[Verse 1]

Lets get down to business.
To entice. The men.
Did they give me Women when I asked for men.
Your the loneliest bunch I ever met,
and you can bet before where throught.
Misses you'll make a man out of them.
Lovely as a flower, with a charm within.
Once you find your sell point. You are sure to win.
You're a lustful, Pale, and sexy lot,
and you know just what to do.
Somehow, you'll make a man out of them

Giant Slug: I really gotta find my chance.
Chochin Obake: Say hello to his family.
Nightmare: Boy was I a fool to think that I am hot.
Succubus: That Alice got him scared to death.
Dark Priest: Hope some man makes loves with me.
Shirohebi: Now I really wish this man will marry me.

[Chorus 1]

(Monster Girls) You must be hotter than Super Models.
(Monster Girls) With more love than a human woman.
(Monster Girls) With passion more than a raging fire.
More Romantic than the starry lit night sky.

[Verse 2]

Time is racing toward us, till the man parade.
Heed my every warning and you might get laid.
You are perfect for, the race for love.
So move out, right now, your due.
How could you make a man out of them?

[Chorus 2]

(Monster Girls) You must be hotter than Super Models.
(Monster Girls) With more love than a human woman.
(Monster Girls) With passion more than a raging fire.
More Romantic than the starry lit night sky.

(Monster Girls) You must be hotter than Super Models.
(Monster Girls) With more love than a human woman.
(Monster Girls) With passion more than a raging fire.
More Romantic than the starry lit night sky.

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>> No.18387167

She can't even cook. What a scrub.

>> No.18387170

Where are all these shitty autistic people coming from lately? I seriously want to know.

>> No.18387184

>tfw no dark elf childhood friend

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Sounds like she needs some lessons.

>> No.18387207

It's pretty clear that we've had an influx of people from /tg/, and before anyone goes around calling me a paranoid naysayer, I'd like to remind you that is how some people have introduced themselves.

>> No.18387230

And some more clothes.

>> No.18387241
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Fuck you, naked apron is godly.

>> No.18387245

Same. Would love to see if she grew up well muscled or a spoiled pudgster.

>> No.18387250

>tfw teased by her throughout my childhood

>> No.18387253
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She needs a lot of things. It would be fun to masturbate and have her bite my hand though, maybe that would teach her some things.

>> No.18387265

Eh, I can tease back as well so it would be fine.
Besides, a good back and forth is needed.

>> No.18387279

I wanna get that CC Ryu hooked on MMOs!

>> No.18387284

I applaud your efforts, and now I want to become a war prisoner for a barely trained army of monster girls.

Anon no!
She's going to be one of those girls who gives a bunch of gold and items to any boy who uses voice chat.

>> No.18387286

Anon please, she's going to start eating chips and drinking soda!

It'll all go to her waist!

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>> No.18387291

>implying mamonobama wouldn't simply magic the fat away

>> No.18387294

Flow Kelp on vocals and lead guitar
Cancer on drums
Shrimp Knight on keyboard
Mershark on bass

>> No.18387297

>She's going to be one of those girls who gives a bunch of gold and items to any boy who uses voice chat.
But I’m gonna be the only other man in the discord server.

It’s fine, she’ll still be beautiful, even with dorito dust all down the front of her shirt!

>> No.18387300

>Anon troll tells her she's old and she should give up
>She tracks his address down
>"Anon's computer gets fried from a lightning strike" - Ratatoskr news network

>> No.18387309

Is this sisters bonding?

>> No.18387310

>cum flavored pringles in a cock-sized tube

>> No.18387313

>A lilim will never present you a lilim
Why live

>> No.18387317

Pringles got really weird after that Tanuki bought the company.

>> No.18387320

But she's going to be wearing a too small shirt!

The hebis will be disappointed!

It'll magic it to her hips and chest if anywhere.

>> No.18387321

Just how far WILL a ushi go to please their husband?

>> No.18387323

>Lilim with lilim followers because she is a great onee-sama

>> No.18387328

Then I’ll just make those Shirohebis part of the guild too! Then everyone will join in on the fun of video games!

>> No.18387330 [SPOILER] 
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Why don't you ask one yourself? Im sure she'd tell you and give you a demonstration of why.

>> No.18387335

>Ponytail lilim
I need her name and some porn of her asap. This is my fetish and she has a cute butt I want to fuck.

>> No.18387338

That's how you get the shrine named into the 'Temple of the Secluded Snakes"

>> No.18387342

Thats actually a good guild name.

>> No.18387343

>>Ponytail lilim

>> No.18387347

But you're going to get a bunch of chubby hebis and their chubbiest ryu!

>> No.18387352

But that was my plan all along!

>> No.18387364

But they can't get boyfriends like that!
And their shrine care will suffer as they just want to farm bosses or grind their professions!

>> No.18387368

Loser has a ponytail? I'd tap that ass then but I was talking about the one in that image. In case that is her which I highly doubt as I know lose is too poor to get draws I'd praise Viccy.

>> No.18387370

Looks like I’ll have to take one for the team and become a boyfriend to all of them!

>> No.18387372

You fool!
You can't handle that much snake or snake meat!
And a hebi's going to want to be wrapped around you while she plays at all times!

>> No.18387373
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Good joke.

>> No.18387381

Just how powerful do you like your Ochimusha? Peak humanity with the perks of undeath? Supernatural strength and able to do Herculean feats? Or full Platinum Games tier unstoppable dynasty warriors?

>> No.18387390

Like a normal Samurai who can also survive being run through.

>> No.18387391

Probably pretty comfortably in the second tier there. If she fully breaks limits and has been powered up by her lord, then approaching the final tier.

>> No.18387397

Upper-Mid tier. They can shrug off most damage and have greatly enhanced strength and stamina, but still have to be careful about the fights they get into.

>> No.18387398

Rurouni Kenshin levels of swordmanship with really chuuni technique names.

>> No.18387405

>You can't handle that much snake or snake meat!
Challenge accepted anon.

They can share, they’re all sisters anyway and all apart of the same MMO guild!

>> No.18387409

She can handle an Oni with a combination of strength and speed, but would struggle against one of the lesser dragon species without some heavy guile and preparation.
But her devotion to her lord is undying, so even if she isn’t doing much damage she’ll never stop fighting even if guro-level eviscerated if it’s to protect him.

>> No.18387420

I want to be a young clan leader with a lot of Ochimusha retainers!

>> No.18387422

Is losing limbs a casual thing for undead?
Does it just snap back on or does hubby have to sew it back on?

>> No.18387430

They use husband's cum as glue.

>> No.18387438

According to KC it's definitely possible to catch the attention of more than one Shirohebi at a shrine. The harem dynamics get a little interesting as they compete to be the top waifu.

>> No.18387441

>tfw they all get jealous of each other and curse the husband with their flame
>tfw you burn with lust forever because there's always at least one snake's mana in you that isn't getting sated when you hop into bed

>> No.18387446
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Actually, that was a question about a Shirohebi in a Bicorn harem.

>> No.18387450

Can lichs and wights also lose limbs?

>> No.18387453

What about an all Shirohebi harem?

>> No.18387473

Simply impossbile.

>> No.18387480

I beg to differ.

>> No.18387484
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"Care to join me?"

>> No.18387500

Famous last words...

>> No.18387506

What's the worst that could happen? These are monstergirls after all.

>> No.18387511

I think it'd be possible, though it might be a bit more stressful than having a harem of mice or bugs. But at least you'd be able to lay in a sea of while lamias all trying to outdo the other and prove they are the one who makes you happiest!

>> No.18387514

>Me and my monster girls get no respect
>Who does Scooby Doo that we neglect?

>> No.18387515

White lamias, that's what I meant to type.

>> No.18387518

Your pelvis is gonna be ground to atoms.

>> No.18387520
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>> No.18387522

>monstrous lower half
>human ears
Why do they do this.

>> No.18387524
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>Loser has a ponytail? I'd tap that ass then
Ravioli ravioli do not lewd the lolim.
Derrota has zero art yet, and I'm too shit at drawing to do anything about it myself, but she does have a ponytail.

>> No.18387526

>still using this ebin meme

>> No.18387529
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I want to play tag with a Flow kelp

>> No.18387534

>Harem of cute sneks to obliterate your pelvis, then nurse you back to health so they can destroy it all over again
What's the downside again?

>> No.18387540

So then, what about a harem of kumihos?

>> No.18387541

If I wanted to do nothing but fuck, I'd get hitched with a Dark Priest.

>> No.18387562

Don't worry, I could always shotafy myself so it would become cute childhood lose instead. Ass long as she has a cute and tight butt nothing would stop me though.

>> No.18387568

She has a gun. She'll shoot you.

>> No.18387577

Uncensored please

>> No.18387581


>> No.18387583

I have a gun too and I can shoot in her.

>> No.18387590
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Anyone remember her?

>> No.18387593

much obliged

>> No.18387595

But that's what the lolis are meant for. They're able to keep their authentic cuteness even while wearing lewd clothes, having lewd bodies and doing lewd things. That's how you can recognize the best girl, that she's cute and sexy at the same time. And if even the moans of pleasure and teary-eyed orgasm faces are cute, then that's undoubtly high quality sexycute.

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>> No.18387605

I'm torn between lewding a lilim and bullying a lilim.

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>> No.18387618

Ravioli doesn't go that well with lolim so I'll take that as you giving me the okay to claim her anal virginity.

>> No.18387622

Read the fucking file name.

>> No.18387624

You missed the joke, anon.

>> No.18387625

Serving a lilim is better.

>> No.18387631

But if I bully her then I'll eventually be rewarded with the greatest hatesex imaginable.

>> No.18387632

Hocus pocus alakazam stop this instant the lewding act

>> No.18387634

That doesn't rhyme one fucking bit.

>> No.18387635

All this talk about ravioli is making me wish I could have an Italian maus harem like we were talking about in the last thread.

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>> No.18387642

I can't stop what has already happened. But now it's my duty as a man to marry her and claim the other virginities.

At least I'm not a degenerate.

>> No.18387643

I wish i didn't, some terrible cosplay of her popped up on twitter recently.

>> No.18387648

Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.18387655

Stop trying to push this “threadcanon” bullshit, it’s super cringy and makes us look like absolute retards.

>> No.18387660

I'm calling the police

>> No.18387663

>making up scenarios of any sort now is "cringy threadcanon"
You're a special sort of retard.

>> No.18387666

Do it. They can't make her a virgin again.

>> No.18387671

I think he meant to reply to a different post.

>> No.18387678

I'd rather not look for that again, you can find it under the mge tags.

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Found it.

>> No.18387706

If an MGE autist doesn't like it, it's threadcanon. Only repost official MGE canon events, ,,kudasai''

>> No.18387709

Dick the daughteru!

>> No.18387728
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>> No.18387742

pls delet

>> No.18387745

Cursed image.

>> No.18387748

Good God almighty.

>> No.18387772

don't forget to remove your off topic reaction image before the timer is up.

>> No.18387782

I'd give him a pass in this case, Satania is a monster girl.

>> No.18387785


>> No.18387799

Fuck off

>> No.18387824

Kill yourself /tg/

>> No.18387833
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Cowgirls are too cute, how can other species even compete?

>> No.18387838

>being this new
give it an hour, we'll see who's right.

>> No.18387843

>Highland Holstaur

There can be only one.

>> No.18387846

>wholesome outfit
>cute shaggy hair
Best Holst.

>> No.18387849
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Hair over eyes is for true connoisseurs.

>> No.18387852

I almost want to give her a small haircut, just enough to remove the bangs, but that'd ruin the cute factor.

>> No.18387856

Would've been better if he hadn't simply copied the profile pose.

>> No.18387862

This guys artstyle hasn't improved at all.

>> No.18387872

Pretty sure this is an older piece, since Hakutaku was left out.

>> No.18387899
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Come to think of it, that's probably why I like the profile Werebat.

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>> No.18387913

I want to open a girl with long bangs.

>> No.18387919

More like she got human'd

>> No.18387922

>I want to open a girl
Anon that's lewd.

>> No.18387925

Revere the Demon Lord and her husband

>> No.18387928

What do you do when your shog goes full "I'm sorry anon, i'm afraid i can't do that".

>> No.18387933

I'll have to shut her down.

>> No.18387939
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Ask her again, because I know she's not being true to her feelings.

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I refuse.

>> No.18387942

I'd rever one of their daughters

>> No.18387948

A household full of shogs in all sizes!

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I will revere my village's Paladin-chan's feet!

>> No.18387955

An Automaton could pull off that look provided that head crest eye sensor thing they have is modified a bit.

>> No.18387961

Call her silly maid and touch my face my face in an autistic way.

>> No.18387962

Are people being ironic when they RP as Paladins or is that shit genuine.

>> No.18387965

She's too prude for that.

>> No.18387969
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>no loli wight to gently dominate, make love to and keep warm at night
The 3D world is a cruel place where a man cannot experience the joy of princess carrying a little undead princess.

>> No.18387976

I'd rather have an uncorrupted Paladin-chan revere my dick.

>> No.18387987

I'll do it in secret, then. I'll sneak into her armory to sniff her boots!

>> No.18387991

Pray to the Demon Lord to get a sex appeal buff. Pray to her husband to get a stamina buff

>> No.18388002

>no fat assed Undead loli to facesit you and prone bone

>> No.18388035

>no flat assed Paladin to hug and pat your head

>> No.18388036

That's only something a disgusting lustful monster would do. Not a pure paragon of virtue like her.

>> No.18388049

I want to get purified by a gentle, loving Paladin-chan with gauntleted reacharound handjobs!

>> No.18388056

She's only doing it because it's her job, not because she enjoys it.

>> No.18388062

That's what she says, but it actually gets her a little wet when I squirm in the restraints and hump her fists and moan that I love her.

>> No.18388069

Don't worry anon, she's not doing it because she's a secretly a massive pervert. It's only to manage my lust so that I don't get tempted by some monster harlot.

>> No.18388087

It does make sense. Being drained all the time and having Paladin smell on your dick will make those inhuman sluts lose intrest in you.

>> No.18388096

>get sprayed with Paladin scent to keep you chaste
>instead you sniff as much of it as possible while masturbating furiously
This plan will lead to dozens on Paladin addicts. Those poor incubi won't even be able to get it up for monsters anymore!

>> No.18388110

Exactly, and if she has to willingly corrupt herself into a monster just to better preserve my purity, then that's just a sacrifice she has to make. That she just so happened to corrupt into my favourite species is total coincidence.

>> No.18388113

I'm not into facesitting at all but I want to kiss a pear-shaped loli Wight just about everywhere else, though.

Imagine how you could make her arch her whole body, shiver in pleasure and let out surprised moans, with warm lips against her cool, pale, silky smooth skin.

>> No.18388116

Female Paladins aren't even monstergirls.

>> No.18388122

They're basically future monstergirls.

>> No.18388123

Humans are the real monsters.

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>> No.18388133

I want to prone bone my fat bottomed Lich mistress while she reads her books

>> No.18388173

That's an unintended side effect. It's just a coincidence that all these men marry paladins.

>> No.18388192

Just got done babysitting my nephew. Which monstergirl would’ve heartpupiled seeing me bouncing my nephew on the trampoline?

>> No.18388199
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Reminder than humanity is doomed to lose and be herded into reservations called "cradles" once the Demon Lord wins.

You can shout "not canon" til you're blue in the face, but we all know it's Kenkou's idea of a "good end" for MGE-verse humanity.

>> No.18388205

Sounds like a “good end” to me.

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>> No.18388214

No one cares, faggot.

>> No.18388221

My names Steve thank you very much.

>> No.18388232

Smelling like a paladin is worst thing you can do, that's like catnip for demonic girls.

>> No.18388246

I would love having a demon and devil wife.
A big, muscled demon and a plump, short little devil

>> No.18388251

I didn't believe for a long time too.
Some people get their escapism by imagining cute monstergirls, some get theirs by pretending to be a paladin online. It's weird.
But yes, it is very, very sadly real.

>> No.18388253

You mean repellent.

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Some people really do take this shit seriously.

>> No.18388272

Stop posting screencaps from random forums fuckface.

>> No.18388277

>MGE can possibly end in:
>A) The Demon Lord winning and wrestling the ability for monsters to birth incubi out of the Chief God
>B) Another Chief God taking over and not giving a shit about the ability, giving it to the Demon Lord because basically forcing monsters to be at odds with The Order by default isn't the best way to spend time
>C) Neither of the above, instead humanity is stuck in monster-run "cradles" as the threat of their extinction turns into an eventuality and somehow monsters winning in order to set up said cradles didn't allow incubi to be born
>D) Not actually end, things just stay as they currently are forever
>With KC being the one we're dealing with
Gee whiz

>> No.18388278

Who gives a fuck about what a bunch of edgy 40kid rejects think?

>> No.18388287
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Don't go into the Lescatie palace at night.

>> No.18388291

Did she just put that tentacle where I think she put it?

>> No.18388294

Why would I even go to lescatie?

>> No.18388296

>spammer is a fa/tg/uy

>> No.18388299

Yes she did.

>> No.18388308

Animated GIFs when? I need confirmation.

>> No.18388310

1.see the sights
2.try out some demon realm food
3.possibly start a relationship with a fun monster you meet while exploring

>> No.18388314

a healthy one I hope.

>> No.18388315

Someone made gifs of the 1st game in sadpanda but it got nuked for some reason.

>> No.18388320

I wouldn't go to that shithole in the first place.

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>> No.18388331

And yet KC liked it enough to give it illustrations. You just know he's considering it for his endgame.

>> No.18388333

well define "healthy"?

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>> No.18388345

>He's forbidden from making art for others
I guess MGQ's Erubetie is now canon in MGE

>> No.18388347

That's not what I was saying you dipshit.

>> No.18388349

Whats a weird thought thats come round about monster girls?
mine is the having people annoyed at mas dog girl moon howling

>> No.18388367
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Selene doing her version that whole "I love war" speech from hellsing.

>> No.18388369

Anything associated with daughteru dicking.

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>> No.18388380

Selene needs to be mercilessly bullied.

>> No.18388381

No lilim deserves to be bullies

>> No.18388384

That's right. They deserved to be bullieD.

>> No.18388385

How does a lilim even bully someone?

>> No.18388387 [DELETED] 

Druella so beta that she posts on /r9k/ and refers to her invasion of Lescatie as a "beta uprising"

>> No.18388391

delet this

>> No.18388393

Thats a thing.
I wonder if druella reacted to lescatie like Selene reacted to that city?

>> No.18388396

Lescatie is a shithole

>> No.18388399

Between Selene, Druella, and Victoria, which lilim is the biggest loser?

>> No.18388400

Druella being so beta that she posts on /r9k/ and refers to her invasion of Lescatie as a "beta uprising"

>> No.18388404

How do you bully a person that plays with swords and fights for a living?
She would happily pull people to her to "fight them IRL"

>> No.18388413
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Monster Cheerleaders! Which monsters make the best cheerleader?

>> No.18388421

All of them tie for first place.

>> No.18388422

You bully her emotionally. Like getting some cute boy to pretend to ask her on a date, but then say he was just joking when she actually accepts, before spreading rumours to all her friends about how creepy and desperate she is.

>> No.18388426

>See the sights
Yeah no. I'd rather see Lescatie in it's glory days, shiny and pure at least the upper quarters filled with noble people noble heroes and that pure aura.
The food I could get anywhere and I'd want a dragon which would be nearly impossible to fnd in such place.

>> No.18388428

I want a tomboy mg wife!

>> No.18388433

New girl when.

>> No.18388438
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Tricoromille's buy one get one free promo

>> No.18388441

My vote is Selene, not many people follow her story so she's too weak to be memed

Compared to druella who's now an awkward neet and viccy who's the host of a mind parasite hat

>> No.18388444

I'm with you. I wouldn't want to visit while I'm still single since I wouldn't find my waifu's species there, and I would visit after I'm married because Druella ruined the place with her shitty/edgy fashion sense.

>> No.18388452

How do you think KC feels about the fact that some people have meme'd Lilims into bully bait?

>> No.18388458

He gives illustrations to literally anything he likes and doesn't violate his rules, it doesn't mean it's canon.

>> No.18388464

>cute boy
I don't think she would be interested, given Beast's hatred "cute" things.

>> No.18388468

As long as there's no guro involved, I don't think he'd care.

>> No.18388471

Any boy she's interested in then.

>> No.18388472

>Implying Viccy isn't the hat
>Implying the hat doesn't work like SCP-963

>> No.18388473

and how did you come to that conclusion?

>> No.18388477

I wouldn't say it's shitty or edgy, it just got downgraded a lot. I'd way rather visit a fairy or green realm than a dark one.

>> No.18388491

Would your daughteru get embarrased if her mom shows up in a cheerleading outfit?

Bonus points if it's a Dhampir daughteru.

>> No.18388493

>demon amazon position
My dong has awakened.

>> No.18388513

>When daughteru finds waifu trying to fit into her old highschool uniform
She'd lay down on her bed and pretend nothing happened.

>> No.18388518

Lilims are dumb.

>> No.18388520

Why does Beast get shittier with each new fact?

>> No.18388525

Ropers confirmed for butt-rapists

>> No.18388531

>Being angry over people not liking your fetish

>> No.18388541

I would definitely say it's shitty and edgy. She's basically got the fashion sense of a chuuni middle school student, what with how every needs to be red/black/purple and covered in eye and spike motifs. Between that and her hardcore monster beliefs, she's never going to get a boyfriend.

>> No.18388547

Little boys are pretty shit to be honest.

>> No.18388561

Anon is dumb

>> No.18388572

Just because anon is dumb, doesn't mean lilims aren't.

>> No.18388573

Not as dumb as those stupid Lilims.

>> No.18388578 [SPOILER] 
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But she already has one.

>> No.18388579

>Anon stings her along and breaks her heart
>Monsters in selene's realm slowly more violent as selene's sorrow and rage seeps in to the energy.
>residents are saddend and their princess's reaction
How would you cheer up a heart broken warrior Lilim?

>> No.18388586

Please don't speak ill of the demon lord's daughters. I might have to call the demon secret police

>> No.18388588

Bully her harder

>> No.18388591

Not him, but I honestly like the corrupted designs

>> No.18388600

I'll voice my opinions on the Demon Lord, her husband and their children whenever I want.

>> No.18388602

Give her a fight!

>> No.18388604

Attaching a dildo to her daki doesn't count.

>> No.18388605