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Always remember to stop your Onee-san before her teasing goes too far.

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>> No.18408841

Shog is love.

>> No.18408851


>> No.18408854
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>I caught you

>> No.18408859

So you'd want to get wrapped up in your Onee-san's oiled up coils and pumped dry? What kind of snek anon? Lamia? Apophis? Shirohebi? Medusa? Echidna? Basilisk? Or perhaps all of them?

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Gotta be Echidna. No other MG has an impregnation fetish big enough to match mine.

>> No.18408916
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"T-Thanks, Anon! I love you too!"

>> No.18408957 [DELETED] 
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why is she so perfect?

>> No.18408960

Because your lifestyles match so well.
That and abs.

>> No.18408967
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Would you help slime in trouble?

>> No.18408980

So you want to see her beautiful blue skin glistening with oil as her coils writhe and you feel another load of cum pump into her vice tight pussy?
You want to feel her wrap her long tongue around your own and pump it as she mashes her lips to yours?

>> No.18408981

If she ask me politely then yes, since I like to consider myself a good person and decent human being. Plus we can even strike up some present conversation afterwards.

>> No.18409007
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Would demonic realm cities have gladiatorial arenas?

>> No.18409011

what kind of monstergirl would take away the loneliness of valentines day?

>> No.18409023

your waifu

>> No.18409025

Of course, where else would combat obsessed MGs go? Might be a bit of a lizard festival there though.

>> No.18409036
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This mouse was too scared and couldn't muster the courage to give you these until now. Happy belated valentine's day anon!

>> No.18409040

There are five mice behind her, aren't there?

>> No.18409041

Just imagine beating a Manticore in the arena and then getting a titfuck/blowjob combo from her afterwards in her private locker room.

>> No.18409053

Yep! Each of them trembling nervously behind street lights and stop signs that are way to thin to cover them, all the girls a little too scared to follow behind their 'brave' older sister and present their gifts!

>> No.18409102

Dont the world guides say monsters hold tournaments and stuff
And that one writer has that lilim with the arena?

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Stone hands, good for punching and grip.
I wonder if she could morph them into "marble gloves" so i can get my smooth stone handy?

>> No.18409127

Whoops, didnt mean to quote

>> No.18409136

Link to previous thread(s) please?

>> No.18409140
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Uh-oh, looks like your whelp has some bad habits. How can you take her to see Black Panther if she's going to slurp her drink?

>> No.18409162

I am going to wrestle with the strongest and meatiest hellhound in the land!

>> No.18409177

This dog is fucking cute. I want to shove my dick in her mouth.

>> No.18409196
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I wouldn't recommend trying without making her like the idea first.

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Nothing some pats and rubs can't solve. There is also the banana training.

>> No.18409241
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Stand at the ready!

>> No.18409271

Watch those barbs! If they touch you, the fight is over!

>> No.18409297

I'm going to flash her if she jumps.

>> No.18409487

B-but I don't have a waifu.

>> No.18409494
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>What are you doing, assistant?
>I don't feel the cold anyways.

>> No.18409517

She'd probably milk you with her tail in front of everyone first.

>> No.18409593

>You're adding tedious extra steps to initiating research, assistant.
>Taking these off wastes 5.4783 seconds of experimentation time

>> No.18409599
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>> No.18409626
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What did you get your maid for Valentine's Day?

>> No.18409637

Meat hound getting hugged.

>> No.18409645

Extra chores.

>> No.18409655

"Hyper EX Ultra Fertility Drug Max" brand fertility supplements

>> No.18409662

This >>18409655

Big soft maid is getting lots of little ones.

>> No.18409693 [DELETED] 

>Van't fine any fanfics with a paladin-chan getting monsterized but remaining loyal to the order

There's so much potential here, just imagine the suffering

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The pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.18409699

>Paladin-chan gets monsterized but remains loyal to the order

>> No.18409710

Sounds like a job for the inquisition.

>> No.18409718

>Delinquent monster girls that dress nicely on valentine's day
Seems like there is some teasing to do.

>> No.18409724

Big, soft maids bearing their master's daughters are the best
>your kiki is still working diligently despite carrying five little bundles of love inside her
>tell her rest if she ever feels tired, but she just reassures you that she has plenty of stamina, saying you should know that well
>she strokes her stomach, reminding you of how long that night of lovemaking was

>> No.18409733

>she strokes her stomach, reminding you of how long that night of lovemaking was
She better not or i would never let her finish her duties.

>> No.18409754

She must be really good at disguising as a human if she still lives in an Order city.

>> No.18409764

This situation reminds me everytime of that Paarthurnax speech about trust.

I wonder what would she say if you tell her that "the order says you deserve to die".

>> No.18409767

That maid is getting some tender loving later that day

>> No.18409774

With how crazy her hormones are right now, I bet she does it on purpose just to get you to "attack" her. How would you feel if she asked you to give your babies a shot of SE to make sure they come out strong and healthy?

>> No.18409790

I would probably punish her by not attacking her and instead making her beg for it.

I honestly don't know how do you even punish a Kikimora for not doing her duties,
since she will enjoy anything lewd you do anyways.

>> No.18409807

You punish her by doing the chores and preparing breakfast for her 2 hours ahead of her waking up.

>> No.18409810

>tfw you are a better maid than the maid
Oh shit, that's sure to upset her.

>> No.18409837

It would, especially when you tell her thst you're disappointed.
>this kills the meido.png

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Thankfully Valentines Day is over. Now I need to stop thinking about it.

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>Bullying kikis

>> No.18409853

Stop bullying anon. They are for headpats.

>> No.18409879

That is a cow, not a Hellhound.

>> No.18409886

Now you can think about dicking dragons instead.

>> No.18409887

She’s the best kind of hound, the cow kind!
Would love that tsun little shortstack

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18409900

What’s so bad about making breakfast once and a while for your pregnant meido?

>> No.18409902

What if we just meido the killer instead?

>> No.18409942
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>This cheers the meido.

>Wanting your aid to work.
>When she's not pregnant with one, but 5 babies in her.
>Wanting her to exert herself and give a bit of work stress.
>Even if she likes to work.
>Not taking care of her, despite her objections.
>Not staying smug when you surprise her with a healthy breakfast and a backrub.
>Her pregnant body is slowing her down, and before she knew it, you were already way ahead with the chores by gaining super dad/husband powers.
>Tell her she can do other things to service you like cuddling, watching TV, and staying by your side.
>Watch her get upset when you say that you want to have take-out/delivery for dinner, and tell her not to cook.
>Help do whatever you can to make her life easier and put less stress on the babies.

>> No.18409951

We saw you post it last thread, nobody is interested.

>> No.18410000

I'm starting to wonder about this. During late stages of pregnancy are Kikis just built to do maid duties no matter the burden, or do they have some sort of workaround?

I don't think they would let their mastahs do the chores. Their maid pride just wouldn't let them. So how do they do it?

>> No.18410041

>>18410000 Quads
Really, I think they have their pride to push them forward, but their smart masters would stop them at every turn. Because SE or not, heavy stress is NOT good for the baby. She'd object in wanting to serve, but a good master will tell her to serve without doing heavy work.

>> No.18410043

>YFW her workaround is your mother in law

>> No.18410074
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Are strategists the strongest magicians the DLs army has?

>> No.18410088

>Dark strategist
>Can't think straight because she's thinking lewd stuff most of the time
How can she even defeat the human commanders?

>> No.18410099

Her greatest magic: making dicks disappear. Applied on a large scale, the entire Order army disappears into the various bedrooms of Lescatie.

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Whats the opinion on half dragons?

>> No.18410104

If Dark Strategists were truly incompetent, how has the DLs army gotten as far as it has? Checkmate.

>> No.18410108

Give it a rest with your dumb MOBA dragon.

>> No.18410109

>It's because they are too overpower
Daily reminder that this is why people used to hate Lillims and everything associated with them.

>> No.18410127

Half human, half dragon, half cute.
Give it a rest with the archive autism.

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Fuck off dude.

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>> No.18410238

That's how MGE monsters work. Anything stronger than a Werecat is the domain of Order heroes and JRPG adventurers

>> No.18410254

>KC confirmed that monsters will win
>people talk about strong monster girls winning
Shocking, it was only really HFY types that hated Lilims because they were strong. The vast majority of dislike for them came from them being used in stories that didn't fit the role for, much like Manticores used to get flack for.

>> No.18410267

I wanna turn a Dark Elf Queen into my own personal breeding sow!

>> No.18410268

I really want to do this with an ice queen or wight.

>> No.18410269
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>Take her to see Black Panther

I'll take her to something wholesome instead. Like a reairing of a New Hope.

>> No.18410278

Would do it with her vanilla counterpart too

>> No.18410285

This is NOT okay

>> No.18410288

baby bottle <3

>> No.18410315

>Black Panther
Easy problem to solve since you couldn't pay me to watch cape shit.

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Anon. You KNOW this one is real.

>> No.18410327

They only go on the offensive when they're confronted with a major threat.

>> No.18410335
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It would be cute if a zombie/undead waifu wouldn't be able to see anon if he was sick. Like if he was camoflaged along with the surrounding bacteria.
>Pic may be related

>> No.18410339
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Would you help Sovereign Citizen Whitehorn in her fight against the TOG (Tanuki Occupational Government)?

>> No.18410357

Yes. I hate tanukis so much that sometimes I think I might have german dragon blood running in my veins.

>> No.18410374

im glad the tanuki are taking steps to stop those nutjob white horns just because its demon silver doesnt mean you can open fire on any man you see

>> No.18410375


>> No.18410379

Just bring all unmarried tanukis that aren’t kicked out to me.
I’ll take good care of them!

>> No.18410387

>The vast majority of dislike for them came from them being used in stories that didn't fit the role for, much like Manticores used to get flack for.
We must make lilims great again

>> No.18410403

>Stop thinking about dicking dragons
I managed to fuck myself up so bad that everytime I cum I imagine myself doing it inside my dragon. That's what I get for thinking about her way too much, she's part of my daily life.

>> No.18410435

No. Tanukis deserve love too.
Also, Sovereign Citizens are idiots and should only be laughed at while they try to tell people about their rights that are “displayed in the Articles of Confederation” (which hasn’t been a thing since 1788).

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They are also a cute

>> No.18410440

I would help those White Horns become responsible members of society!

>> No.18410454
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Krakens are kute!

>> No.18410460

Is she a really fluffy roomba?

>> No.18410467

No, the artist just didn't feel like drawing legs.

>> No.18410470

and a nip nong ching chong to you too

>> No.18410479

Lieutenant Daniel ain't got no legs.

>> No.18410493

I like to think teenage Shogs enter a rebellious phase akin to their leaving the Old Ones. They are delinquents who make messes and mischief, instead of clean homes with a pure aura.

>> No.18410504

What? That’s not why Lilims annoyed me at all. I don’t have anything against blatant OPness, that can be fun. Don’t speak for everyone.

>> No.18410515

Friendly reminder that every father of monstergirls should try daughteur dicking at least once, just to see how it feels of course!

>> No.18410520

I dicked someone's daughteru and it was pretty nice. We're married now.

>> No.18410535

How degenerate.

>> No.18410543

>”Fufu, come on in Anon, the water’s rapturous~”
I wonder how a Shog childhood friend would act. I imagine kinda teasing, but in a way that’s also suggesting she can help take care of everything for you.
>”Fufu, Anon got grounded for not cleaning his room again. Shog could help him keep it clean if he just accepted her offer~”
>”N-no way Shoggy! Cmon, we’re gonna miss the bus!”

>> No.18410547

>every Tanuki stuck in an another-brick-in-the-wall level harem
The fate they deserve.

>> No.18410561

>she keeps a shrine to Anon in her room
>like, the middle of her room
>she’s makes absolutely no attempt to hide it when he comes over
>she even tries to show it off to him
>he just tells her to stop stealing his socks and brushes it off
>as he leaves for the day she watches with her same smile as always from the doorway
>”Ah~ one day you will be my mastah, Anon.”
>”Ah~ one day you will have him, my daughter~”
>her mother is standing right behind her in an identical pose
>Dad walks in the background wondering what they’re staring at beforehand shrugging and continuing on

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Can vampires be /fit/?

what about tanned?

>> No.18410618

MGE Vampires tan very easily, but they'd need to keep the session brief before their energy is sapped.

>> No.18410620

>what about tanned?
Only if they're dumb.

>> No.18410627
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Dark elves are olev

>> No.18410648

Would a dark elf being a slave to her husband instead considered the most degenerate thing possible?

>> No.18410655
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This mouse slept through Valentine's day, do you still accept her chocolates?

>> No.18410669

Yes. But there’s a way you can change that; by breeding their queen right in front of the High Council for all to see.

>> No.18410686

What happens when a Vampire gets tanned?
I hope it’s like when a P’Orc gets tanned.

>> No.18410692


>> No.18410693
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Do alraunes have anuses? I need to know for scientific purposes.

>> No.18410696

They get all red and itchy and need to have semen rubbed all over their skin.

>> No.18410709

I'm sure one would be happy to indulge you in that discovery. They do have those fertilizing stakes after all.

>> No.18410716

>fertilizing stakes

>> No.18410724

Yeah, that MSU exactly what I plan.

>> No.18410726
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wife mofu

>> No.18410738
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>> No.18410743

Those things you stick in the ground to give nutrients to soil. Tried to make that into some sort of euphemism, but I guess that kind of backfired on me.

>> No.18410749

There's no way I could resist a cute mouse.

>> No.18410769

Do the desert people punish those who molest the brown canines?

>> No.18410780

Yes, they go straight to the Shadow Realm!

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>> No.18410800

The Shadow Realm doesn't exist.

>> No.18410808

Don’t molest the part Genie!

>> No.18410810

>Posts Shyvana
>A product of Anthony Burch's cuckoldry fetish

>> No.18410811
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Chocolate Vampires exist but they're rare.

>> No.18410813

Yes it does anon, that's where you go when anything bad happens to you!

>> No.18410818

Anon we've went over this before. Going to the Shadow Realm is just you dying.

>> No.18410820

No it's not!

>> No.18410821
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Succubus momsters!

>> No.18410825

Why is this man still allowed to live?

>> No.18410840

It is.

>> No.18410856

I thought the Shadow Realm was the Pharaoh's crocodile pit.

>> No.18410857

>tfw no morrigan mommy

>> No.18410864

>tfw no Dante uncle

>> No.18410868

And suddenly you have me in the market for a lady Blacula.

>> No.18410869

Sounds like an apophis domain.

>> No.18410878
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Indiana Jones: MG Edition.

>> No.18410902

>Your Succubus momster comes to your high school graduation
>Everyone mistakes her for your older sister
>She now demands you call her onee-chan

>> No.18410933

Those look suspiciously like botes in Halloween costumes.

>> No.18410934

No idea, but you can tell League of Legends is drowning the typical faggotry expected of California.

>Shyvana is now a round-about cuckoldry half dragon. Her biological father was just 'her mother's mate' before he decided to raise her.
>Fiora's implied to be asexual or a lesbian.
>Varus was literally turned from a guy on a quest for revenge to two faggots and a demon having a threesome in the same body

>> No.18410974

I would go innawoods with her

>> No.18410995

Adventuring in an snake dungeon is better than visiting the MG pyramids.

>> No.18411006

That actually makes perfect sense.

>> No.18411017

While it is a nice bit of trivia about real squids and octopi, not all squid species have teeth on their suction cups.

>> No.18411019

>Anon wants to be edgy, but his momster won't let him.

>> No.18411027

So how long til KC files for copyright infringement?

>> No.18411033
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>> No.18411038

! !

>> No.18411041

I find it more likely they would release any waste they produce similar to how plants do, like through their roots and into the ground. Through their leaves too, recall that for plants oxygen is actually a waste product created by photosynthesis.

For sexy times though, sure, there is probably a hole there. Recall too that all monsters are "half human" in a sense.

>> No.18411044

Shadow Games in the original Yu-Gi-Oh were just a sort of 'Your soul is at stake' sort of situation. Yugi himself killed several people with them in the manga before the children's card games and Pegasus turned Bandit Keith's hand into a revolver, his index finger as the barrel before shooting himself in the head.

>> No.18411047

The H-scenes in the game are pretty crap, the voice acting is garbage and the animation is poorly done and just looks silly.

>> No.18411050

That is 200% fuced. In America.

>> No.18411055

I want to get whacked off by the Mofu Mafia!

>> No.18411058

This art is actually pretty good even though the artist went the lazy route with the Golems design.

>> No.18411064
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I wanna be the admiral of the Mofu Fleet!

>> No.18411073

To be fair, Keith was trying to kill him first wasn't he?

>> No.18411078

Is the game good? As in, is it worth playing for some monster girl porn?

>> No.18411080

Best way to go about this is to go in the mofu bar, spend all night having fun and then reveal that you have no money to pay them.

>> No.18411085
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I want to blow raspberries on my Anubis wife's tummy runes!

>> No.18411091

Not really. I downloaded it to check out the full scenes with voice but they're all kinda subpar.
It's worth a shot if you're desperate for monster girl porn but the designs for the girls aren't the only things that feel uninspired and lacking creative effort.

>> No.18411095

But what if she's really ticklish down there?

>> No.18411105
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Would you eat out a centaur?

>> No.18411110

I want to have non-lewd fun with a Mofu hostess all night and then be surprised that she didn't actually like me and start to cry when she asks for payment!

>> No.18411112

All the better! Would be fun to start doing that when she's trying to be serious, and she ends up red-faced and giggling on our bed!

>> No.18411119

Cheap knock off or not, that Hellhound clone is pretty cute.

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You nerds got any cool MGs yet?

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Gonna marry that eel!

>> No.18411140

>It's worth a shot if you're desperate for monster girl porn
I haven't had some new good MG porn in a while so I can take anything at this point.

Also, you don't happen to have a mega/torrent? I can't seam to find one.

>> No.18411150

>not already licking the sloppy horse pussy.

>> No.18411159

>>not already licking the sloppy seconds horse pussy.
Please no.

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I'd rather eat out her front pussy while fucking the horse pussy.

>> No.18411183


The Pyramid """Adventure"""
>Built by slaves
>Treasure is well guarded and probably cursed
>4, 5 MG varieties tops
>Lego bricks on floor
>One person can solo it or cheese the whole thing by hiring a grape-snake

The Dungeon Experience
>Artisinally designed and master-crafted
>Treasure sitting about in pirate chests
>Infinite varieties of MGs
>Half a dozen people enter, 0-6 leave.

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Big Bad Wolves

>> No.18411209
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>Join us anon

>> No.18411227


>> No.18411228

Happily, though I'm sure I'll just be a third wheel.

>> No.18411231

So that one part of Dragon's Dogma?

>> No.18411234

Actually try searching a little bit, maybe.

>> No.18411235

Of course you should! After all she worked so hard to build you a perfect harem and she even trained the other girls, it's only normal that you'd at least eat her out while pounding another one of your wives.
You should also try to impregnate her first so that all your future daughters have a Bicorn onee-san to look up to.

>> No.18411248


>> No.18411251

This sounds like the kind of fetish that has a huge potential, but it feels off somehow.
Even that picture is not all that arousing.

You go in the Pyramid if you want to marry a brown skinned monster girl.
You go to the Dungeon if you want a memorable once-in-a-lifetime experience.

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>Infinite varieties of MGs.

A Dungeon Raiju blocks your path!

>> No.18411273

Remember, if your Raiju daughters get in trouble, you need to ground them!

>> No.18411274

Slap her with rubber gloves!

>> No.18411282

I ready my weapons and also tell her I have a fat fetish!
Should I roll intimidate?

>> No.18411292

Shocking? Lets change it to choking hazard

>> No.18411296

Not if I marry her first!

>> No.18411319 [DELETED] 

Commit suicide.

>> No.18411336

She won't need to make you slip into her cleavage anymore, now she can just ask you to motorboat her and you have to accept since you married her. Otherwise she has the right to pout and cook beans for dinner instead of meat.

>> No.18411375

Think of the wild ahegaoing she'd do from having two pussies stimulated at once.

>> No.18411384 [DELETED] 

But she’s not a wisp

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Megane pandas!

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Left or right?

>> No.18411461

The only acceptable option is both.

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I would take a bag of gold and a gem while the dragons distracted
That way, she be too busy defending her vast fortune to notice a tiny bit of it gone

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>> No.18411539

Doesnt it hurt a horse if they're on their backs?

>> No.18411542

How long until it's the year of the wan?

>> No.18411549

You are month and half late

>> No.18411559

Fuk, anubis will kill me if i dare to come close of home today...

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Not if you assfuck her first.

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Won't be long now...

>> No.18411640

>8 months
>not long

>> No.18411643

>my ass hurts
>I want to go out
>I was supposed to be building pyramids for the Pharaoh
Poor schedule dog.

>> No.18411644

putting the butt in anubutt

>> No.18411656

Stop this slander, Anubi are not addicted to anal!

>> No.18411657

Well she isn't really a horse.

Plus, horses do roll around on their backs for fun sometimes.

>> No.18411658

How do you fuck up something as basic as a Gargoyle

>> No.18411666

I'd add a small amount to a dragon's hoard everytime she was distracted and I was nearby. That way she'd be so confused she wouldn't even notice me becoming part of it.

>> No.18411669

Yeah! They can quit any time they want to, they just don't want to! Also, their husband likes it, so there!

>> No.18411696

I mean, given their most recent story it's pretty easy to fuck up the art as well.

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*lewd flaying noises*

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18411838

Hit her with a rubber stick!

>> No.18411860
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Sure, but can my friend join?

>> No.18411872

Of course!

>> No.18411878

I'm ready for some hot bisexual plant on bisexual plant on husband action.

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>> No.18411884

Why not just throw caution to the wind and force her into a full-on rubber bondage gimp outfit anon?

>> No.18411890

Dear goodness think of how lewd this would be.
Think of how happy Tentacle-chan would be being able to let loose.

>> No.18411900


>> No.18411902

She has some
w i d e

>> No.18411909

Fuck off Quicksilver.

>> No.18411912

I recognize this aragami! Gonna eat her out with my big sword.

>> No.18411917


>> No.18411936

Right on schedule.

>> No.18411940

It'd be something. Tons of tentacles and nectar everywhere, every inch of everyone being groped and squished together. It's almost garden time, makes me want to plant some tentacle and alraune seeds.

>> No.18411955

Oh, yes.

>> No.18411958

Reminder that rubber experiences electric breakdown when exposed to very high voltages like those from a pent up Raiju.

>> No.18412013

>be alien from the fuckknowswhere sector in whocares
>be in charge of training diplomats for all kinds of species so no one starts glassing anyone because of a misunderstanding
>today, teach class on humans
>normally, you'd start with the point where a species started forming a culture which it would then develop
>humans aren't really normal in that regard
>sure, they had their starts in an all-too-common fashion, but if you'd start there everyone would just be confused
>for humans, a massive change occurred, not too long before they became part of the intergalactic community
>in an event which revitalized -still ongoing, even now- research on the multi-dimension-theory, the human home world was flooded with a variety of different races of human-compatible females, all of whom had different characteristics and abilities
>there were called monsters then, though today they are simply considered human females
>what followed was a genocide of the original human females
>not in a bloody slaughter, although some were corrupted into monsters, indistinguishable from the others
>they were simply out-bred, males preferring the monsters, and within a few generations they went extinct
Before anyone freaks out, the "no male kids" issue was fixed before the portals opened[/

>> No.18412044

Okay, was just making sure because the last thread died soon after I made that post

>> No.18412064

Meh, nothing wrong with a species evolving and adapting.

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>> No.18412079

Go away.

>> No.18412104

the beauty of evolution

>> No.18412111

>replying to it

>> No.18412165

What if I reply to you anon? What are you going to do about that, huh?

>> No.18412181

I've been informed that there are mofus lurking in this thread at this very moment!

>> No.18412212

Nah, /tg/ would have humanity uniting and exterminating the monsters.

>> No.18412217
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Are the ayys also monster girls?

>> No.18412222

I'm conflicted. At first I liked Flayers because they are addictive to molest and squeeze, but then Nighguants appeared who are literally built for that. It's a conundrum.

>> No.18412226

Some of them.

>> No.18412244

Some monster girls are ayys but not all ayys are monster girls.

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>Conflict between those who want to exterminate the monsters at any cost vs those who want to figure out a way to coexist

Reminds me of God Eater, for sure.

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They're totally harmless.

>> No.18412302

My crippling mofu addiction says otherwise.

>> No.18412342

This is true. Believe it or not, it would be safer for you to wear a medieval suit of armor.
Of course, they aren't nearly as attractive and come with their own sets of problems.

>> No.18412357

Thats what the MIA wants you to think
They're monitoring you stay safe anons!

>> No.18412363

Nice try, mofu.

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>> No.18412370

>yharnam dating service

>> No.18412371

Well it's a little more complicated then that.

Don't shoot me, I just like to browse /tg/ from time to time.

Essentially you have the classical paladinfags which tend to see MGE has an analogue to warhammer (mainly because the chief god is out licking her wounds and the fact corruption is spreading slowly, but surely.)
Then you got the worldbuilders who want the thread to move away from MGE has the main source and wanted to remove corruption or at least some countermeasure to it.
Then finally you got the source material guys who want the thread to be like /jp/'s thread and maybe talk about it in a rpg sense too.

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>> No.18412431

don't waste images on retarded shit

>> No.18412433

No. No. No. No. NO.
Why do I have a boner? I swear I’m not a degenerate.

>> No.18412445 [DELETED] 

Cry more faggot.

>> No.18412456 [DELETED] 

Nice one guy

>> No.18412469
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>Be merchant trader on his way to new city with family
>Traveling by Galleon, because sea travel is quicker
>Also luxurious as fuck, and being a trader you can afford it
>Everything is going well
>Pleasant sea breeze carries the scent of salty air into your lungs
>The sun is bright and high in the sky
>You're lazing on the deck pleasantly sharing some exotic cocktails with the captain
>Wife and kid are snoozing below decks
>This is the life you had always wanted
>The captain is a minotaur pirate
>Her husband is the first mate
>Suddenly the ship lurches to a halt
>In the middle of the ocean
>You hear the man in the crows nest yell out "We must have hit a reef"
>What the fuck is going on
>Cocktail spilled all over your clothes
>What the fucks a reef doing out in the middle of the sea
>Ship begins creaking and groaning
>Suddenly one of the masts is dragged into the sea by a large powerful tentacle
>Second mast topples over the grille that leads to the under decks
>White tentacles rise up out of the water to envelop the ship, Minotaur captain is furious, and bellows to her shipmates
>Massive tentacle envelops the captain and drags her off the side of the boat into the azure sea below
>Ship begins to slowly sink
>Deck is now devoid of life, some sailors got shredded by loose ropes and falling rigging
>Others already jumped into the sea
>You hear cries for help as you see your family trapped under the wooden grille
>The water is up to their waists
>Suddenly a Kraken appears on deck
>She asks you whether you want to go down with the ship, and drown with your family or whether you'd rather live together with her in the black abyss under the waves
>You take a look at your wife and child struggling for air
>You beg the kraken to help you lift the mast off of the grille and let them out
>She agrees to it, but only if you join her in the blackness
>You accept, and she Quickly envelops you with her tentacles and drags you into the ocean
>Your wife and child left to die below decks
>She begins giggling softly, and whispers how you two are going to be alone, and spend a lot of quality time together, and no whores from a past life will come between you
>You try to drown yourself because of the sorrow, but death does not come, as you find the kraken has given you the ability to breathe water

>> No.18412473

>He's just straight up copypasting old bait into the thread now
This is fucking pathetic.

>> No.18412486

Honestly, i'm one of the worldbuilder fags who thinks KC actual lore and that "muh hentai setting is not supossed to make sense" mentality is pure shit. I want immersion, if i wanted to fap i would have watched porn already. Nothing wrong with wanting to have adventures with your waifu in a meaningful world.

The only reason i put up with this thread is probably the fact that this is the least degenerate community out there. Seriously, you wouldn't believe how many faggots out there accept monsterboys.

>> No.18412497

>"if i wanted to fap i would have watched porn already."
>he says while discussing a series entirely dedicated to whacking your dick to sexy monsters.
I don't understand you my guy.

>> No.18412500

The sad thing is that there's way more explosive bait out there he could use that he's never posted but he's just using reheated garbage.

Trolling used to mean something but this is low effort shit. Next thing you know he's going to be posting animal control.

>> No.18412505
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Gyaru elves?

>> No.18412511

>He thinks it's a porn setting first and foremost
>Not a waifuist escapism fantasy that also has porn

>> No.18412514

The problem is that this setting is like those hentai games where you forget to fap because you get too distracted with the game itself or the story.

I can't honestly remember a day where i actually fapped to something MGE related.

>> No.18412534

That's a lovely smile.

>> No.18412545

I prefer a couple of things that don't make sense and some hand waving over the kind of shit "worldbuilders" would turn the setting into if given the chance.
KC and Japan seem to think otherwise, look at 90% of the art and stories the eastern side of the fandom put out. If you haven't noticed already it's all focused on sex, suggestive things or corruption.
It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing.

>> No.18412550

>Going to grandmother's birthday.
I can only imagine how it would go over if you had to take a monster girl to meet the grandparents.

Can you imagine how a dragon or lich would be 'welcomed'?'
Especially if they happen to be older than your grandparents?

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>> No.18412566

You gotta understand that’s not what everyone’s in it for though, and this thread tends to lean more in the direction of it just being a fantasy feel good fap setting where it’s fine to handwave stuff if it’s sexy and fun. That doesn’t mean your or my or their tastes are bad or that it should be one way or the other, but to some degree deferral must be made as it’s a single continuous thread unwarranted for further splitting.
Niche of a niche, in other words, and I feel for you cause I know what it feels like being in that position, but it is what it is. I like my Okayadon without worrying or giving any thought to explanation.

>> No.18412570

>If you haven't noticed already it's all focused on sex, suggestive things or corruption.
You'll notice how I said 'first and foremost'. I never said it wasn't about porn.
>It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing.

>> No.18412572

God tier doujin.

>> No.18412575

That's why headcanon exists.

But seriosuly, at this point the western and eastern fandoms are two separated things. The only reason we still follow the same setting is that no westerner can pull something like the original MGE.

>> No.18412582

This. I feel bad for people that want to make it more of a true ‘setting’ and sometimes even enjoy a very mild degree of that talk but overall I’m here for things what make my peepee get big, and don’t really care if the explanation is just Mamanobama.

>> No.18412592

Welcome to hell, anon!

>> No.18412600

That disgusting word, that vile abomination of grammar. I retch at it’s indulgent, degenerate debasement of the imagination of decent folk.

>> No.18412608
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How does the thread feel about beta orbiter monstergirls?

>> No.18412616

>”Mastah Lovecraft, please come back to bed~”
>”Foul! Innumerable! Unspeakable horror! And I bet he was Italian!”
>”Hrrm. Mastah, would did we say about being mean to people different than us?”

>> No.18412626

>You'll notice how I said 'first and foremost'. I never said it wasn't about porn.
But by saying that you're completely wrong and you have to be completely oblivious to everything in the profiles and most of the official art to come to that conclusion.
Where we are doesn't change what the setting being talked about is, that's like saying because edgy forums that talk about MGE exist that it must be an edgy setting.
>The only reason we

>> No.18412635

Again, you need to cool it on the applying your point of view to everyone else in the thread thing.

>> No.18412646

I don't know about the thread but I think they are cute.

>> No.18412654

>Where we are doesn't change what the setting being talked about is
>"It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing."
This entire argument started over a guy not understanding why an anon would just go look at porn if he wanted to fap. Use it for whatever you like, nobody's going to kick your door down if you do something different.

>> No.18412660

Cocky/Dominatrix monster girls make me diamonds

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what mgs would be 'beta orbiters'?

>> No.18412671

I kind of dislike shogs because if she assimilates your house you don't really get a say what happens anymore and she can assume direct control of your life whenever she wants.

>> No.18412677

Ditto what you said, only remove ‘kind of dis’

>> No.18412680

>have a Lich waifu
>she’s not as old as some are only being the ripe old age of 119
>apparently when she died an older Lich took her in as an assistant
>take her to your grandmothers 90th birthday party to introduce her
>your grandmother instantly recognizes her and asks how she came to live again
>apparently your waifu was your grandmothers English teacher in high school who died during the Great Depression
>guess it’s a small world after all

>> No.18412682

Dogs, harpies and bugs. Maybe alps too.

>> No.18412686

What’s a “beta orbiter”?

>> No.18412697

Only if she does the Harbinger “Assuming direct control” phrase whenever she does it.

>> No.18412713

What I mean is that the western fans warping it into cutesy non-lewd stuff or edgy shit doesn't change the fact it was originally meant to be porn by the creator's intentions.

>> No.18412722
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>Anon is the first human boy to enroll in a high class former all-girl school in monstertown
>He didn't realize that when he enrolled, he just picked it because it was close to his house
>After class the first day a group of girls corner him and he waits for the impending rape
>Instead they tell him, while spilling spaghetti everywhere, that they're a club dedicated to protecting the new male students
>They invite him to their clubroom and offer to walk him home after school
What monsters would you have in your white-knight dweeb harem?

>> No.18412724

>tfw no mamono-human stellar empire
>You will never serve in the navy under a demon captain

>> No.18412732

If you want to police the guy for thinking it as something else, then you do you man.

>> No.18412733

It's like in an MMO one of those guys that hang around female players and do stuff for them and give them items just because they're girls. That but in real life. Cringy M'lady level stuff.

>> No.18412735

a wisp cuz i'd kill myself

>> No.18412737

And, for the record, KC himself usually doesn’t care what you do with it unless you’re [Literally Grigori]. He does make a point to say on things like pics of two MGs being yuri “Nice pic! That’s not how it would happen in the setting, but I love seeing fanart!” but otherwise do what you wanna do.
But much like I wouldn’t go into the warhammer thread and say ‘hey guys let’s not take this too seriously’, so should one understand when they come to the /jp/ MG thread that there’s an acceptable range of topic at hand

>> No.18412740

I’d be fine with this that.
Dweebs can be cute

>> No.18412748

Low level ones, like the were-series and maybe slimes I guess.

>> No.18412751

What happens if I secretly rape them one by one?

>> No.18412763

Centaur who thinks she’s a knight but is more a plush nerd
Weresheep who prefers to sleep through club meetings
Trumpart (the lazy kind) who never thought they’d actually have to come in contact with a boy and always hides half in her card
Tanuki who’s actually pretty chill and normal, just a bit nerdy
And a humongously busty Ara-Ara Dark Mage upperclassman who is just having oh so much fun being young again~~~

>> No.18412776

>And a humongously busty Ara-Ara Dark Mage upperclassman who is just having oh so much fun being young again~~~
Would she help show me around? I get lost easily.

>> No.18412810

>He does make a point to say on things like pics of two MGs being yuri “Nice pic! That’s not how it would happen in the setting, but I love seeing fanart!
He doesn't even say that, he just says it would be difficult or a rare occurrence. I mean he has no grounds to say what's going on in the art wouldn't happen when he's drawn it himself.
But overall yes I agree with the tone of your post. I just wish there was somewhere to discuss MGE a bit more faithfully. Everywhere english speaking seems to have an issue that makes discussing certain things about the setting hard but for all the faults these threads have they're still pretty great and easily the best place to talk about monster girls.

>> No.18412830

Nerdy Christ-chan Demon, Senior, club president
Maximum spaghetti 8 foot tall muscle-bound linebacker Salamander, Senior, vice president
Tiny shy Holst with only a C cup, Freshman
Vanilla high elf, Sophomore
Social anxiety Echidna, Junior

>> No.18412850

It made me laugh, so it's not a waste

>> No.18412857

They stop being beta orbiters and become a regular harem, I guess

>> No.18412870

CC vampires

>> No.18412878

Wouldn't all vampires be cc?
They live forever.

>> No.18412895

She's only CC if she's both over the age of 25 and unmarried.

>> No.18412902

It's possible she'd get married before reaching that point. I imagine it's more a state of mind/personality thing for the immortal types though.

>> No.18412904

You could get lucky and find one of those rare young vampire maidens

>> No.18412907

>a 12/10 bombshell Succubus who’s never even talked to a male before
>who’s the President
>a total White Knight Centaur girl who gets in trouble all the time because she wears her jousting gear to school
>she’s the Vice President
>a shy Monoeye secretary who if she didn’t have to read the last meetings notes wouldn’t say anything
>gamer Cheshire who just wants you to play shitty anime games with her
>slightly /k/ Lizardman who blames her love problems not on the fact that she’s a beta girl who can’t form sentences when talking to males, but instead blames it all on Tanukis

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>> No.18412945
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She sees your ___.

>> No.18412947

Inheritance fund.

>> No.18412952

Unsullied virgin penis

>> No.18412953
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Undying love for her.

>> No.18412956

Diamond hard boner.
Or smile.

>> No.18412961

>KC and Japan seem to think otherwise, look at 90% of the art and stories the eastern side of the fandom put out. If you haven't noticed already it's all focused on sex, suggestive things or corruption.
>It's only really the western side that latched onto it as a cutesy waifu thing.
To them it's all the same thing

>> No.18412967

>their club advisor is their haku teacher who doesn't know a thing about men amd monster relations
>for the longest time she though she was pregnant after you both accidently touched hands one time

>> No.18412988
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>> No.18412992

Dumb old hag.

>> No.18413002

Cutesy waifu stuff doesn't preclude sexual content.
Quite a lot of the nips' short stories are cutesy AND sexual. "Cute date with monster girl and then sex" and that sort of thing.

>> No.18413003
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She's 17!

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>> No.18413011

Yeah, and how many zeroes after?

>> No.18413020

>”Of course~!!!”
>Clasps your hand and starts bouncing down the hall in random directions without any real goal or rhyme or reason
>after a while she stops and puts a finger to her chin
>”Hmmm~ I think I’m lost~ oh well!”
>creates a portal to the club room and yanks you in, where you fall into her breasts as she giggles

>> No.18413022
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Still perfect Christmas Cake sugar mommy material nonetheless.

>> No.18413025
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Liliraunes are olev.

>> No.18413034

What club have I been dragged into?

>> No.18413042

>”Ooohh~ this doesn’t look like the white-knight club~”
>you look around at the faces of staring lamias, all piercing gazes at you while some of them gulp
>on the wall, a banner:
>”Welcome new members! Traditional Lamia Club”

>> No.18413069

But wait, the Dark Mage isn't a Lamia? Or is she?

>> No.18413079


>> No.18413080
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Cooler than cool

>> No.18413122

Oh my lord I’d love to find out my sugar momma Otohime was once a famous idol! I wonder what her hit song would be?

>> No.18413143
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How do you calm your angry momster.

>> No.18413154

Please don't eat me!

>> No.18413166

By letting her play with my daughteru.

>> No.18413169

tell her about you knocked up one of your teachers

>> No.18413198

I'd tell her I want to make her my woman tonight, but that would just get her excited rather than calm her down

>> No.18413200

Do dragons like chocolate coins?
Or would they be upset its not real gold coins?

>> No.18413206

And that's how anon got raped until his momster was pregnant with more of his children than that homewrecker hussie

>> No.18413210
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They love it. It's what they collect on halloween and one of their favorite sweets.

>> No.18413214

This is a serious dilemma for dragon daughterus. I can only imagine one eating they coins while teary-eyed that they weren't real gold

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>> No.18413258

I'm convinced threadcanon monsters are just devolving into wurms

>> No.18413264

>"How are they sweetie?"
> Daughteru gives a little sniff, unwraps one and informs its "Delicious"

>> No.18413273

>complains about threadcanon stupidity while using wurms as a barometer for stupid
Extreme Thinks

>> No.18413280

Anon please, we are talking about baby dragon daughterus. There is no way they'd notice the difference at first.

>> No.18413291

>However, their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males.

>> No.18413297

Go away with posting shit from shoggocks

>> No.18413304
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Someone save that poor elf!

>> No.18413314

time to get the agent orange

>> No.18413322

>someone commissioned best plant
I guess this is how an elf without mamono mana gets corrupted.

>> No.18413328

Wait, so how do Krakens knock over larger ships? I mean they don't look particularly large, so there's no way their tentacles could get the power they need to knock a ship over like a galleon, I can easily see a dinghy or similar sized, anything larger then that would become difficult to next to impossible.

>> No.18413331
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Just give them a man and they'll be fine.

>> No.18413337

We have one of two options
1. They can actually shift their size
2. They simply have very strong tentacles

>> No.18413352

I like the first option.

>> No.18413356

>posting camera pictures when the web profiles exist

>> No.18413365

Because the web profiles don't have the extra art you dingus.

>> No.18413379
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You wouldn't hire a pair of plumbers to save the prince from a degenerate filthy lilim right?

>> No.18413384

Holy fuck they're so fat.

>> No.18413391

I want more indulgent dark elf mistress or just more dark elf culture stuff in general like last thread.

>> No.18413392

I'll take easier reading over a photo in a dimly lit room any day.

>> No.18413402
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>> No.18413424

Lilims are neither filthy nor degenerate!

>> No.18413425

Is a dark skinned vampire called count chocula?

>> No.18413427

I want to see them wrapped around my dick

>> No.18413430

I'd also approve of Lady Blacula, especially if she has an equally deep, sultry voice.

>> No.18413441

She'd be Countess Chocula

>> No.18413443 [SPOILER] 
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I kinda wish there was a monster girl that was a bunny, but just like the pic.

>> No.18413445

>Wurm scales wrapping around your dick

>> No.18413447


>> No.18413467
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Be careful who you tell about your escapades with your momster, you never know if you might get bullied for it.

>> No.18413473

>pointy ears
>what looks like the base of animal ears

>> No.18413478


My first story ever. Please rate my abortion.

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>> No.18413485
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Can anyone care to post some Luka of Monster Girl Quest meme pics? You know? For the sake of meme posting in other monster girl threads in /vg/, /d/ and recently in /tg/?

>> No.18413491

Tell her you had to wait for Fedex to ship her new lingerie you bought for her for Valentines Day and it came a day late.

>> No.18413503

There isn't much to rate.

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>> No.18413521
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I need my own band of breeding pigs

>> No.18413527

Just tell me if it's shit and if I should immediately stop even considering doing more.

>> No.18413529

If you want to post the extra art decent scans of it already exist.


>> No.18413535 [SPOILER] 
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Fine fine, have your forced diversity. Dragon instead of Lilim.


>> No.18413572

What's there is perfectly fine, short but fine.
Would like to see more from you.

>> No.18413575
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You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

>> No.18413584


>> No.18413585

>when they see the condom

>> No.18413588
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Do not depict my wife frowning ever again.

>> No.18413598

Larry, what the fuck is this?

>> No.18413601

I'm no writer but it seems pretty alright so far. You did good in my opinion explaining what was going on with the shoggoth forming and describing the scene. Would probably be easier to judge it if it was a bit longer to see what potential you got.

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>> No.18413611

There's not much substance to rate thus far. I doubt it would take a Slime hours to reform, however.

>> No.18413644
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>> No.18413661

12/10 would do anything to protect that smile.

>> No.18413662

Momsters, onee-sans, imoutos and daughterus. Incest all around.

>> No.18413665
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Nav is god.

>> No.18413671

>Darling! I've spread so much love today! But none as great as my love for you!

>> No.18413675

>heat goes out
>shes smiling outside your window

>> No.18413680

Yandere Yuki-Onnas make my heart go doki-doki

>> No.18413684


>> No.18413686

>you’ll never fluster your Yuki-Onna waifu by calling her “your personal slurpee machine”

>> No.18413695

Monstergirls proud of their big breasts and just happy to share them with you are my favorite.

>> No.18413707

>walks into warm house
>busty chest becomes flat as a board
turns out it was just tightly packed snow.

>> No.18413716

I'd try and be smooth, and catch her hat before it blows away.

>> No.18413730

Stop. She’s too pure for this world.
I’d feel like a total asshole if I married her. I would always feel like I’m dragging her down.

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>> No.18413739
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>> No.18413748

>Being a blubbery bitch when married to a genki Cupid, one of the rarest most precious things ever
Well nevermind then, you don't deserve her indeed loser

>> No.18413759

Oh sweet lord how I wish I had a White Horn Onee-San who would make that face to me.
Why am I such a sucker for baby crazy women?

>> No.18413773
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Abyssals > shiphgirls

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The yeti will win

>> No.18413784

I’m gonna impregnate that Cupid WITH TRIPLETS!!!

>> No.18413794

I'm going to roll her down a snowy hill!

>> No.18413819

Tenryuu > Abyssals.

>> No.18413821

>Walking home in the heat of the summer months
>Body covered in sweat and the cicadas chirping
>God, how you'd kill for a nice warm bath to soak in... But, that's a rather sad impossibility at your home
>She's waiting there when you open the door, her massive breasts making her look like an ice blue dairy cow
"Your personal slurpee machine, mm?"
>Her smirk grows when you ask her who told her you'd said that, saying that she heard from one of the other housewives that heard you
"I should like to think my wares are better than that... slop. Don't you think?"
>Can't run, the floor is crackling into ice, the air freezing as your wife approaches, her breasts bouncing in the confines of her yukata
>Even the door is frozen shut
"Normally I would ask if you want dinner, a bath, or me, but hearing such an insult on my honor is quite... vexatious."
>She frees one of her breasts from the cotton, softly moaning as she caresses that globe of flesh and brings her nipple to full erection
"After all, what good of a wife would I be if I let my poor husband go without a nice cold drink in this weather?"
>Your protestations turn from words into muffled sounds as the Yuki-Onna forces your face into her bosom, your mouth latching onto her nipple
"Go ahead, suck all you want~"
>Her milk, if you could even call it that, starts to flow. Eliciting pleased coos and moans.
>It has the same consistency of chilled cream or soft serve ice cream, thick and cold, making it hard to swallow
>Or pull off for that matter
>Time goes to a stand still while you suckle on your wife's massive tit, her adventurous hand eventually finding your growing erection, hot and throbbing
>During the sex, she refuses to allow you to stop nursing, moaning that she wants you to melt her with your blistering hot cock
>The cold water of the bath doesn't affect you as she hugs you from behind, enjoying the skin ship with you in the after glow
"The next time we do this... let's make our own little snow angel~"

>> No.18413822
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Cupid maid!

>> No.18413830

>useless chuuni
>good for anything

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>> No.18413872

I want to fuck my dragon in that position, though ahe is kinda heavy.
Because of her scales that is, not because she is fat or anything actually she is quite healthy and athletic fit to be called a model and the most beautiful girl in the world.

>> No.18413875
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Always exercise caution when diving.

>> No.18413878

Anon if you're being held hostage blink your eyes.

>> No.18413881

Fucking delete this. Tenryuu is cute and would make a fantastic wife/bodyguard.

>> No.18413882

Good save there Anon.

>> No.18413901


>> No.18413912
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>> No.18413930

>anon wipes the sweat from his brow as his slightly pudgy dragon wife walks away

>> No.18413943
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Would you listen to the song of her people?

>> No.18413947

Backpack monsters a cute. Especially if they are imoutos that want piggyback rides from Onii-chan

>> No.18413950

Yes! And I bet her ass is very... 'tight'! Definitely not a badonkadonk!

>> No.18413956

How do you tell the difference between kid and adult sabbath members?

>> No.18413957

>"And now, here's Wonderwall."

>> No.18413964

adults sound liike they chain smoke and talks like desperate old hags

>> No.18413968
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>> No.18413978 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.18413984

My Dark Elf mistress has a big fat badonkadonk and I love it crushing my face as she eats cake!

>> No.18413998
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Is that your selected reward at the end of a hard day's work? Your face being her ass-throne until you pass out?

>> No.18414003

>"Come on, Onii-chan. Let's go down to the sockhop and share a malt. They have some groovy records in the jukebox too."
>anon begins to have doubts about his imouto

>> No.18414008

Yes, and no greater reward can I think of than that sweet pressure smushing me down!

>> No.18414014

I don't see anything wrong with your writing style, but it was way too short.

>> No.18414020

She isn't pudgy, but saying anything related to weight can grant death upon any man. You gotta be careful when dealing with dragons, you can think of their pride like glass.

And in addition to that delicious meaty and long tail that ass becomes one of te world's most deadly weapons. Comes with facesitting and reverse cowgirl too.

>> No.18414023
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Monster girl pro wrestling!
Who would you root for?

>> No.18414027

Does she do surra de bunda?

>> No.18414036
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>> No.18414037

Yes, as a special way to send me out cold at the end of the night. Even if she is a bigger girl.

>> No.18414049
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>> No.18414066

So this guy really is going the route of ecchi like Methonium?

>> No.18414069
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Remember some monster get super horny when you break their parts. It's enough to make a dragon MERE.

>> No.18414088

Now I want to see 2B mamano'd into a Gandharva

>> No.18414138

Not him but I would do anything to tongue punch her fart box.

>> No.18414141

I wouldn’t mind a Baphomet greaser chick who races hot rods on the weekends.

>> No.18414169
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The Kraken Kuddle Klub is always accepting new members.

>> No.18414177

>Violating rule against going after married guys.
>MG's literally getting away with murder.
What's with all the horribly depressing stories as of late?

>> No.18414181
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the Big Puffy Pussies are as well.

>> No.18414182

Even first lick her feet clean and get stepped on by her?

>> No.18414200

No thanks, I’m already a part of the Manticore Matriarchs Motorcycle Club.

>> No.18414246

That's a shitpost, anon.

>> No.18414247

Is that one of those wormhole doujins where the girl gets cummed inside from remote?

>> No.18414250
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my self esteem is really low do you think an alp would take me? I need counseling.

>> No.18414252

That's not even a new story anon, that's an extremely old bait green.
If I'm not mistaken it dates back to the /a/ days.

>> No.18414254
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Is your wife a high level monster?

>> No.18414257

>Violating rule against going after married guys.
That only applies to other MGs.

>> No.18414269

Can big, muscled monster girls help you achieve maximum comfyness in bed?

>> No.18414285

Yes,a fit dragon wrapped all around her treasure husband must be heavenly

>> No.18414287

Nine tail kitsune, so she's up there.

>> No.18414289
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>> No.18414291

Well, they do turn you into living daiki.

>> No.18414293
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>> No.18414302

Racist cow

>> No.18414325


>> No.18414328

I would love to be in one of those situations
>prim and proper High Elf student council president is sitting in class one day when she feels something thick and hot force it's way up her pussy, even breaching her womb
>has to stifle her moans when it starts to move so the rest of the class doesn't think there's anything wrong or that she's some kind of pervert
>she cums several times as a hot liquid fills her womb over and over again, causing her stomach to stretch and pop buttons off her shirt
>a few minutes before the end of class, she feels the stiff rod pull out of her pussy, all of its emissions somehow staying capped inside
>she breathes a sigh of relief before something pops into her mouth and slides its way down her throat
>she clasps her hands over her mouth as a lewd taste overwhelms her senses
>the object looses one last thick load to fill her stomach before leaving again
>she hardly notices the bell ring with her mind racked with pleasure
>meanwhile, anon steps out of the bathroom looking absolutely refreshed

>> No.18414340

I bet hugging her is heavenly

>> No.18414342

An alp's going to take you hard.

Being dommed by an alp, shamefur dispray.

>> No.18414353

Anon stop,i dont need new kinks

>> No.18414356
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Would you accept food from her?

>> No.18414359

She was built for hugging.

>> No.18414366

I’m telling you, one of the biggest innovations in MG clothing would be Portal Panties.
Panties with a small portal on the inside crotch, and they come with a linked onaportal for the husband. Convenient access anytime, anywhere.

Courtesy of Wonderland Innovations®.

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>> No.18414374

I want her,and the food!

>> No.18414413

so I've been :thinking:, do men who transformed into undead like vamps wights and lichs then later transformed into MG when DL took power still remember when they were men?

>> No.18414426
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>you will never be breastfed alraune nectar

>> No.18414427

My favorite kind of Holstaur.

>> No.18414446

I want to hug her until she's pregnant

>> No.18414465

Ignoring your cancerous discord memeing, the answer is yes.

>> No.18414467

anon thats not how it works!

>> No.18414472

I sure how my momster enjoys the new panties I got her for no specific reason. I know I will.

>> No.18414480

What? Yes it is. The titania next door told me so

>> No.18414484
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MGE Satyros have potential as magic casters don't they?

>> No.18414493

Yeah, they can cast fist.

>> No.18414501
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Now that i think about it her calling me a faggot and using me up sounds kind of hot.

>> No.18414504

>accept the apple
>keep making it look like your about to eat it, making her frustrated
>"How do you eat this thing anyway?"
>"What do you mean 'how do you eat it?!' Like this!"
>snatches it from you and takes a bite
>passes out instantly

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>> No.18414508

Pick her nose!

>> No.18414513

You're thinking of muscle liches. Satyros can transmute water to wine. They picked it up from a guy a couple thousand years ago.

>> No.18414515

You're small time.
>"Sorry i like my apples peeled"
>"so sorry, sliced too. "
>"I don't even like apples, i prefer oranges"

>> No.18414517

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, focus on what traits would get you a girl, be it your heart, your feelings, or something else.

I know I'd end up with a tanuki because DAMN I do love me some bargain shopping

>> No.18414518

if you slap slime tits do they jiggle?

>> No.18414524
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Then you get to play the game.
The game where she has to do her damnedest to keep her composure in public when you decide to break the panties in.

>> No.18414526

Have nice dreams anon.

I can see dark elves, manticores, and others of that disposition licking their lips and giving predatory looks my way.

>> No.18414527

Feels good knowing Im the kind of guy my wives would actually like.

>> No.18414537

The only question is which one goes for you first?

That it would be.

>> No.18414540

Titanias arent a reliable source of wisdom anon

>> No.18414550

I'd grab her ass and tell her to hold it together unless she wants everyone to know she's a slut who gets off to her son's cock. Whether she manages to make it back home alright or if she snaps and rapes me right there, I'll be the winner in the end

>> No.18414556

Hard to tell which would be the most bold, but I feel like it'd be a dark horse option that pushes in first. Not an actual dark horse, mind you.

>> No.18414562

It's still a shitty thing to do.

>> No.18414596 [DELETED] 
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>have mindflayer wife
>we're relaxing on the couch
>she's reading a book
>i'm wrapped around her as a squid
>have a terrible idea form to not be bored
>start silently whispering and shake ever so slightly
>mindflayer wife looks down at me and knows where this would be heading
>she puts down her book and start heading towards the stairs to the bedroom
>each moment that passes, I get louder and shake more
>she lets out slight moans and tells me to hold on a bit
>as she finally reaches the stairs, she finally realizes what i've been whispering
>her eyes open wide in shock and terror
>she begs for me not to do what i'm thinking of
>too late for that
>start shaking violently, assaulting her pussy and making her squeal
>she clamps down on me and holds her legs together as her juices torrent out of her besieged snatch
>she desperately tries to pull me off, but to no avail for I am locked down TIGHT
>her legs soon give way and she falls into the puddle of her own pussy juice
>she's crying out in ecstasy and yet begging for me to stop
>I only increase the volume of my voice and my ultraviolent barrage on her soaked hole
>her orgasm turns to two, then five, then ten
>she's a blubbering mess
>tears and drool line her face as she both sobs and cries in pleasure
>the carpet in ruined from how soaked it became
>she can't even speak anymore, all she does is moan in desperation for me to finally give her peace
>these pleads are merely drowned out by my booming voice shaking the house
>after a couple hours pass of this violent sexual trainwreck, I finally let go and turn back to my human form
>my mindflayer wife is laying there, twitching and convulsing
>her eyes are rolled back, her tongue is lolling out, she only makes silent moans
>her snatch is raw, red, and soaked. Each twitch just spurts more juice out
>I look over my grand masterpiece and blast her face with a thick glob of my homemade white ink and sit down to play some Splatoon
>needless to say, it took a while for her to eventually forgive me

>> No.18414600

I actually don't know if I have any likable individual traits.

>> No.18414601


and ripple!

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>> No.18414619

I like Mindflayers, so don't be a fool.

>> No.18414627

I will slip garlic on my vampire meals!
hide garlic all around the house!
replace her shampoo with garlic cream!

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>> No.18414635

One of the 3 major examples of the "mge setting is horrifying" thing ff.net has going on
Highlights include
>gas bombing a wurm and killing her as she chokes
>blowing up werewolves with a grenade
>killing your loved ones on sight of what they've become

>> No.18414653

Consider, big lazy titfucks from your stoner Holst roommate

>> No.18414658

>3 major examples
What are the other two?

>> No.18414663

I wouldn't participate in the grass but I would participate in dat ass.

>> No.18414668

So you'd want to pronebone her enormous ass as she giggles and teases you?

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>> No.18414680

'Grass-fed' Holsts produce milk with some interesting qualities.

>> No.18414681

White flag, that story another anon posted a screen cap of the finale
And praise be to alchemy, where the cast of the altelier games (or to be more precise, the arland saga) pretty much shit all mge (one alchemist is able to neutralise DE and capture druella with minimal effort, and thats the first chapter.)

>> No.18414713

I think I saw that Atelier crossover on SpaceBattles.

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>> No.18414745

Ah! It's wet!

>> No.18414746
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Mindflayers are hard workers!

>> No.18414779

Wouldn't be surprised
As far as I seen of them, they're the worst of the vocal doomsayers

>> No.18414784

I am going to explosively breed a lonely Echidna!

>> No.18414789

They are. Their profile mentions they serve the Old Ones, and I wonder what form that takes exactly? It's reasonable to assume there would be Mindflayer priestesses who keep the faith, but do they commune with the gods directly? Chaos culture fascinates me, and I want to visit thier underdark.

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CC medusas!

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Good designs stuck in shit games

>> No.18414830

to the point adventurers can complete at least 90% of the bestiary in a single visit!

her womb is gonna be bullied hard anon

>> No.18414844

Good, anon, she deserves it.

>> No.18414867

>Makes a gyaru lamia
>Pairs her with a guy so fat an ugly he might as well be some kind of meatball golem
>Does it again with an oni
Someone needs to kill him

And that someone

Is the Earth

>> No.18414869

Nice try, but I'm already rock hard.

>> No.18414881

She will be the most pregnant echidna in the usual century echidna meetings

>> No.18414887

>part of her is afraid of how wildly she's being impregnated while another part of her wants more
I'd love to see the mixed expression of fear and ahegao on her face

>> No.18414898

>"Hehehehehe~ That feels niiiice~"
>"Hey anon, wanna grope my tits while you pound my ass? I don't miiiiiiind~"
>"Wanna try some of this anon? You'll feel greeeat~ It's like being made of air~"
>"Mmmmmmnh~ You can be rougher, you know? I don't mind at alll~"

>> No.18414917

thats her purpose,being a mother of many daugherus!

even better if she begs for more while heartpupiling,echidnas womb are made for industrial breeding

>> No.18414933

Could've been worse. Could've been NTR.

>> No.18414944

Yeah and he's responsible for over half the monstergirl NTR at this point

>> No.18414968

Make sure you don't go to hard or she might be asking you to knock her up while she's only a couple months pregnant. But you're right about being a breeding machine. Your dungeon will be legendary in no time.
>rumor has it that there is a dungeon that offers a sacred blessing to any that manage to make it to the deepest sanctum
>one adventurer finds his way there fending off the monsters roaming throughout and reaches a massive domed room with a regular looking house in the middle
>he instinctively knocks on the door and another man comes out
>he looks the adventurer up and down, then says "Hmmmmmmmm. Fine, I guess you're good enough for one of my daughters," and closes the door
>turns out the only blessing to receive was a father's blessing

>> No.18414992

Anon,MG love being knocked up even more while they are already knocked up!

her bellybutton will never be sucked in (inwards?) again

>> No.18415003

If portals opened up what modern day invention would a mg find incredible
Harpys and jets.

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>Introducing Onis and Satyrs to modern day liquor.

>> No.18415048

now shes all sweaty again.

>> No.18415069

Tranq guns
>"You mean I can shoot a guy from far away and not run around trying to catch them?"

>> No.18415077
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Come to the Deer Pussy Kingdom. We have awesome fashion.

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>> No.18415091

>Oni comes from Zipangu to Earth.
>Immediately falls in love with the variety of alcohols we've created.
>Once she gets a homestay she starts doing all sorts of kinky shit with him.
>"No no no anon, you don't understand. I want to cover your dick in whiskey jello and suck it off."
>"Why? Because I want to drink whiskey that tastes like your dick!"

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Deer Pussy Kingdom is just the forest. And we all know what goes on inna woods.

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>work at a liquor store
>a bit of an expert in bourbons, ryes, tequilas, rums and vodkas
I'm dead, aren't I? She's going drink me to death/ride me until I die of dehydration

>> No.18415128

>She's going drink me to death/ride me until I die of dehydration
Nah, she'll ride you until you can't go anymore then shove your face against her boob and tell you to suck until you get a mouthful of creamy intoxicating milk that'll get your balls full and your dick hard again while hydrating you.
It wasn't easy getting her hands on Irish Cream made using Holstaur Milk but it was worth it in her eyes for making her into a boozy perpetual fuck machine.

>> No.18415174

As much as I love other monsters, I think Echidna would be my perfect match because I have a huge pregnancy fetish. All sex would be for procreation even if she's already got some buns in the oven

>> No.18415183

>wants you to soak your dick in her homemade alcohol so it tastes like your dick
>tell her that's a bad idea because it'll soak through your skin and give you alcohol poisoning

>> No.18415230
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we need more cute daughter pictures

>> No.18415235
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Why is she so small?

>> No.18415240

pocket sized, just from the egg

>> No.18415256
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>you will never be the proud father of your very own fluff pile

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Capsule Monster?

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Wow! Kitsune!

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This is a 10 year old Dark Priest as confirmed by the artist.
Would you keep your daughteru pure or let her run wild?

>> No.18415272

>loli Dark Priest
Trying to keep her pure is like trying to keep water from being wet.

>> No.18415277

like hell ill let another man even touch my beloved daughter

>> No.18415281

Make ice. Problem solved. Bring forth the Ice Queen.

>> No.18415298

You make a good point. Perhaps you could keep her lewdness to a minimum and not have her participate in the orgy prayers, and instead let her pray alone in her room while masturbating.

Not even a childhood friend you and your waifu would handpick?

>> No.18415311

Rule number one: If you aren't going to fuck her, someone else will.

>> No.18415323

This is the best argument for daughteru dicking. If you're going to become the kind of father who threatens her male friends with a shotgun and then cry when she isn't home by her curfrew you might as well make her yours.

>> No.18415337

>Advocating daughteru dicking
>Being enough of a greedy fuck that a wonderful woman who loves you isn't enough and you've gotta be a degenerate who fucks your offspring too.
Stop cucking your waifu shitbird.

>> No.18415355
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Green houses are pretty much fuck rooms for trolls

>> No.18415356

Everyone's wife is someone's daughter except for slimes, damn clone weirdos.

>> No.18415359

I want to see the sun on a troll and she becomes so lewd a cheshire has to take a step back

>> No.18415431
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I want to be the henchman to an "evil" demon!

>> No.18415432

I appreciated this joke

>> No.18415534

>flip her onto her back
>"Ahahah, look at my boobs anooon~"
>"Look, they've got a mind of their own~"
>"Hey check it ooouut, if I squeeze em milk comes out.. wanna try it?~"

>> No.18415543

How would she react when i finally confess my love for her?

>> No.18415571

>"Duuuuuude same!"

>> No.18415611

>That mass of tentacles on the right
I need to know more.

>> No.18415659

Do these grow if I add water?

>> No.18415668

Of course not, there is no way that type would sell for a dollar.

>> No.18415679

So what, I have to use semen, then? That's going to take forever!

>> No.18415698

It's fine, she doesn't mind.

>> No.18415699

You never know man, those potions from wonderland are never in short supply.

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>> No.18415711

Stupid doggo, you didn't drop any Fimbuls this time for me. Also playable when.

>> No.18415731

I want to flip her on my bed and make sweet mushy love.

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I like it.

>> No.18415918,1 [INTERNAL] 

I want to be caught by a feral wolf in the woods and be her first contact with a civilized human being!

>> No.18415953

What a fluffy Scylla/Kraken. I want to squeeze her.

>> No.18416115

Why are squids, octopi and flayers so squishable?

>> No.18416180

Damn it fenrir I don't even have varuna, why would I want a fimbul?

>> No.18416223

Lack of a skeleton might be a reason.

>> No.18416337

thats the spirit anon!

>> No.18416371

Good taste

>> No.18416375

>tfw no Bazelgeuse gf

>> No.18416387

>be hitting on another monster girl
>bazel divebombs you and starts raping you immediately
Relations with bazelgeuse girls would happen out of nowhere

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>Chris-chan Demon
Please no.

>> No.18416423

Lagianas-chan needs to give me her plate

>> No.18416429

How would a ojou vampire act once she is carrying a daugheru inside?

and a dom one? at all for the matter?

>> No.18416437

Still an ojou, still smug, just a tad more gentle

>> No.18416450

>start courting a Qurupeco girl
>she gives the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen and does this strange call
>jho appears out of nowhere and crushes your pelvis into the ground

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Jho is just hungry for some man meat

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>> No.18416488

Gonna mount her

>> No.18416569
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>woke up feeling shitty
>progresses to feeling extra lonely
>want night to roll around so I can drink already
I need a Satyros in my life.

>> No.18416586

Not when i bring her a plate full of the food she is craving and give her belly rubs

>> No.18416606

She’d merely content at that point!

>> No.18416627

>waiting for night to drink the pain away
Child please.

>> No.18416673

I will keep pampering and spoiling the impregnated vampire until she heartpupils and winghugs me!

>> No.18416674

I'd be doing it right now if I didn't need to be sober.

>> No.18416684

>that bed behind her
They knew what they were doing.

>> No.18416741

Git gud and become a functioning alcoholic to the point where it physically hurts to be sober.

>> No.18416794

I think you may have dyslexia.

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Would you marry an abyssal?

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Yes, especially a smug abyssal.

>> No.18416911

I got dis lexia, I got dat lexia, every kind of lexia I got, mon!

Rasta tanuki

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Excellent taste.

>> No.18416963

I never knew ships were monsters now.

>> No.18416970

I want a Jamaican Wurm.
Who dreams of being an Olympic bobsledder.

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>> No.18417027

I want to fuck a pirate ship.

>> No.18417042

You can treat Abyssals as undead.

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Could you turn your sick childhood friend into an android to save her?

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Umbrellas, lamps and dolls can be, so why not whole ships?

>> No.18417081

Noire pls

You'd please anyone for shares.

>> No.18417096

>She makes it onto the team
>As the sled
>Goes right through the track and takes the team with het
A grave miscalculation, mon.

>> No.18417102

I wanna relationship this cow

>> No.18417106

I don't have that ability, so no. I'd gladly see her monsterized into something free though.

>> No.18417109

Imagine finding out that your friend is at risk for potentially Alping and setting him up on dates with monster girls to fix him before its too late.

>> No.18417110

I'd go for a long and delicious quickie with black and iris heart.

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You can always ask Lich-sensei

>> No.18417118

She’s just going straight for the finish line, anon.

>> No.18417120

Sounds like too much work. Just toss him into the middle of the ocean, that way either someone flays the gay away or he turns into a nereied somewhere I don't need to deal with him. It's a win win.

>> No.18417127

He needs to incubize first before alping. I'd need to grab a monster that gave him the pleasure of a girl and a man.

Time to get some big muscled manticores.

>> No.18417129

You could go for the zombie girlfriend.

Just saying.

>> No.18417131

>Lich having android knowledge

doesnt magic and technology hate each other

>> No.18417133

Nightgaunt-chan! Are you secretly the masked superhero, “The Snatcher”, who picks up burglars and throws them into groups of horny but justice-oriented Monstergirls? Please tell us Nightgaunt-chan!

>> No.18417136

>Friend won't stop sucking cocks.
>At constant risk of becoming a woman if he is overcome by too much mamono mana.
>Literally sending him on dates with mamono mana factories on legs.

I don't think you understand how to protect your friend.

>> No.18417138

magic is technology my dude

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>> No.18417140

She probably intend to resurrect the terminally ill childhood friend as an undead girl.

>> No.18417142

What bodytype would this be called? It’s not flat, it’s not shortstack, but I really like it.

>> No.18417143

Maybe they both prefer that she becomes an android instead of a zombie?

>> No.18417147

nereids are stalkers though hope you enjoy being dragged to the abyss with your bro

>> No.18417153

Whoa! Cold as ice! So cool and collected!

>> No.18417162

They’re also waterbound.

>> No.18417170

Loli cow with breasts bigger than their baphomet friend!
The Baphomet is 791 years young!

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Undead Horse soon.

>> No.18417196

>superoppai loli Holstaur asks you politely to help her put her bra on

>> No.18417200

That makes perfect sense though.
You get older, but Baphomets stay the same.

>> No.18417204

That's why i said I'd send him to a manly girl. She looks like a man so he'll fall in love with her, but he won't alp because she is a girl.
It's the perfect plan.

>> No.18417230

>He thinks the guy advocating throwing him into the ocean is out to protect anything
I just want to get it over with already.

I'm like 200 miles from the ocean, if she can make that work she deserves the dick.

>> No.18417236

They can polymorph too.

>> No.18417238

Would assist

>> No.18417256

>pulling her cute white bra with little cartoon cow faces on
>she’s got a hand on your leg as you do so
>once you finish she hugs your leg tight
>”Thank yooou!”
>skips on her way, titties flopping everywhere
>Whitehorn crossing guard salivating at your parenting demeanor

>> No.18417262

Snugglescout Master/Crossing guard Whitehorn sure is desperate to breed!

>> No.18417267

Whitehorn-San is cute too!

>> No.18417269

What other jobs that put her in charge of children does she have? Winterstown is a small town after all.

>> No.18417273

That whitehorn needs to get married.

>> No.18417274

She’s also a Kindergarten teacher and she does piano lessons on the weekend too.

>> No.18417293

>little Wendy Wendigo at piano lessons
>just banging randomly on the keys with open palms
>Whitehorn-San just patiently tries to point her in the right direction
>”Ah, you’re so... expressive, Wendy! Let’s try- no, Wendy, don’t- okay, let’s try playing one note at a time, okay? Here we- no, Wendy, it’s not candy, that’s-“

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>> No.18417382

i want to creep onto sleeping dormouse and take a whiff of her shampoo!

>> No.18417384

Would monsterization be quick?
Or like a infection?
Would it hurt?
I mean your legs fusing has gotta feel like something.

>> No.18417394

>Whitehorn-San just patiently tries to point her in the right direction
That’s where you’re wrong. Piano is the one time she can be a bit of a hard ass. I mean, if she could get little Wendy’s older sister to play Chopin for the school talent show she can do almost anything.

>> No.18417397

I think it would depend on the monsterization. A swig of concentrated potion would turn you quick, while something like a curse, possession, or a wound would be much more gradual. Probably wouldn't hurt either way.

>> No.18417400

Eh, I'm sure MAMONO MANA would make it bearable.

>> No.18417413

If magic can shift your body into a completely new shape, something as simple as it being an anesthetic shouldn't be much of a problem.

>> No.18417416

Both Exet games show some examples of a woman getting corrupted into a monstergirl.

>> No.18417450

Wounds by demonic silver or Werewolf claws don't hurt either. But you'll definitely feel it throb.

>> No.18417475

My headcanon states that it depends on if the monsterization is forced or not. It’s more painful the more your brain and subconscious fights against it. While on the other hand, it’s a pretty easy thing if you’re more accepting of the changes.

>> No.18417547

just like sex then

>> No.18417556

I like to think it's usually slow unless it's in the form of a venom or similar method of contraction, in which case the more you get the faster it'll be. As long as you keep resisting it it'll take longer, but giving in would cause it to accelerate. I like it both if it's a slow gradual process where the victim is oblivious to the changes, or if it's a moderately paced transformation where the victim tries to resist but ends up giving into her lust and speeding it up with a climax. Long enough to enjoy the transformation, in any case.

>> No.18417570

You know, I wasn’t even thinking of it that way until you said something anon.

>> No.18417578

>being mean to children
Pick one.

>> No.18417588

you're welcom

>> No.18417594

>That one Vampire who lives in the snowy kingdom
>Her food is delivered by Whitehorns everyday

How could you convince her that ordering takeout everyday isn't healthy?

>> No.18417595

My fetishes dictate that it be pleasurable. For many, especially with large physical changes I headcanon a fever-like state for a few hours to a few days depending where the tramsformee is conscious but out of their head. If it's willing there's lots of schlicking, pleasure, exploring their new body as it forms, and it's a positive experience, especially if they're being looked after by someone they care for. If it's unwilling the woman will suffer in a manner akin to orgasm denial until she finally snaps and gives in, which may or may not be looked back upon in embarrassment once she's back to her new self. Either way, afterwards there's an intense NEED TO BREED to replace the energy used to transform.

>> No.18417629
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Holy shit alping must be both terrifying and awkward. This is why they must be bullied.

>> No.18417733

Jesus christ this stupid fucking captcha, I couldn't post anywhere for hours and hours because it was giving the "automated traffic" error for no reason. I mean how do they even fuck it up so bad, why is that feature even necessary when automatic scripts can't even solve captchas like that?

>> No.18417743

Please don’t bully the Alps. They’re already going through a tough time as is.
Besides, you can bully their newly formed wombs after they transform.

>> No.18417758


A man might just be a homo and not want his peepee to go away and the Mamono Shogun, Military leader of of all Demon Realms, might still make it go away.

>> No.18417769

MAMONO MANA will ensure that the transformation process is pleasurable enough to mind break the victim into the ideal monster.

>> No.18417771

But what if she already wants to be a monster?

>> No.18417795

Then it's even easier.

>> No.18417803
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From weird beginnings to cute endings.

>> No.18417853

All cows are cute, all lolis are cute, therefore loli cows are double the cute.

>> No.18417981
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Empty halls sing a hollow fall Dust-‐strewn cobblestones lead them home Ships now dreaming in their quiet ports Raise your glass to the ones returning Icy barrows and forgotten swords Snow-‐capped mountains hold forgotten words Deeds heroic and deeds unknown Carved upon the empty throne

>> No.18417994

Nice rhyme.
But she’s still a slut for not wearing panties.

>> No.18418004

I hate sluts

>> No.18418020


She is NOT a SLUT. You go COMMANDO when wearing these types of OUTFITS.

>> No.18418078

why tho
its just a job

>> No.18418183

All the fine monster ladies at the red district did nothing wrong.

>> No.18418304
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>> No.18418326

You've got it wrong. Only sluts trying to show off and tempt men would wear panties.

>> No.18418510

Loli armpits are just too much. This succubus (?) reached peak lewdness.

>> No.18418541
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I wanna impregnate an abyssal!

>> No.18418601

When did Miku become a boat?

>> No.18418608

Yeah and I want to impregnate Alexis Rhodes from Yugioh but that's never happening either.

>> No.18418612

That's not Miku, her tits are too big.

>> No.18418766

I want Abyssal versions of all MGE girls

>> No.18418773

What kind of date would a typical monster girl enjoy? Everything I can think of amounts to having sex outside of home.

>> No.18418788

Helping a lich gravero- i mean gather experiment materials.

>> No.18418800
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I wonder how smashed would an arachne get on E-drinks?

>> No.18418852

Imagine living a happy life of solitude with your calm, quiet monster girl, only to discover she is a vicious yandere when you both go to the city for vacation and she nearly lashes out at a tourist greeter. Because you lived alone together and didn’t really go out, she never needed to act that way.

>> No.18418866

Fucking dragons, man.

>> No.18418870

Give her plenty of attention and loving.

>> No.18418887

Maybe that prostitute should have left me alone then.

>> No.18418904

>Husband tries to explain her actions
>”Sorry, we’re from out of town and don’t get out often. We’ll be on our way.”
>”Look honey! A cafe with private rooms!”
>”What ever you want darling! Let’s go somewhere more pleasant. And MaKe sURe tHe WAiToR iS mALE. wE DoNT WanT aNy DIstRaCTioNs”

>> No.18418911

Like downing a glass of vodka.

>> No.18418977

wtf I hate yandere now

>> No.18418978

Any good succubus stuff?

>> No.18418984
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Never go to the shrine alone.

>> No.18418994


>> No.18418997

I don't like the way this artist draws vagoos

>> No.18419002

And why is that?

>> No.18419003

Holy shit what monster is that? A dragon.

>> No.18419007

How about a Hyper lewd pharoh?
One that doesn't get effected by apophis venom as she's already so far gone?

>> No.18419050

How lewd is hyper?
not letting her man out of the bed chambers and doing kinky shit all day?
Somehow having a apohis threesome with her still in charge?
uses her staff to mastubate while listening to the peasants?
Grabbing an attacking apophis by the hair and forcing her to bite into her wrist then having her husband fuck both of them?

>> No.18419061

>uses her staff to mastubate while listening to the peasants?

>> No.18419088
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She's a queen right?
Meaning she has royal duties to do like talking to the commoners. and she would do kinky shit while doing it.

>> No.18419107

>Legends say the Anon who woke her up got locked in her chambers for several weeks

>> No.18419116

Civilized Monsters are experts at the art of multitasking.

>> No.18419132

>shrine maiden outfits
Gets me every time.

>> No.18419180

It’s high-tier monster dress.

>> No.18419183

Three. Hours. Dungeon.

>> No.18419191

Friendly reminder that it's hip to fuck bees.

>> No.18419199
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Lord have mercy on [YOU]'s pelvis.

>> No.18419203

>She's a queen right?
But is she a killer queen?

>> No.18419222

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind

>> No.18419238

I wonder if they take turns or they just go at him at the same time.

>> No.18419241

Friendly reminder that it's hip to fuck bees.

>> No.18419247

Couple colored sketch commissions of the wives got finished recently! Artist was also super nice to talk to.

>> No.18419253
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>> No.18419259

I want to fuck a loli beegirl in her honey cunny!

>> No.18419262

Friendly reminder that spamming is against the rules.

>> No.18419265

Mice are nice!

>> No.18419269

So the latter. It's gonna be a long night for [YOU].

>> No.18419278

Where's snek?

>> No.18419287

They mentioned both Merse and Sasha are elsewhere.

>> No.18419295

Pretty good. I like it.

>> No.18419327

>"The humans grew in numbers... they might have risen against us."
>"Mother, tell me you didn't do this."
>"Moses, sometimes for the greater good... sacrifices must be made."
>"Oh, my son. They were only slaves."

>> No.18419341

You really know how to pick out good lewd artists.

>> No.18419353

Sounds like she got every male and thew them to the khepris

>> No.18419372
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Taking care of the kid(s).

>> No.18419386
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>every male
Haha, don't be silly. That would mean no males would be left to produce more humans.

It was only those no older than two years.

>> No.18419410

There have been a couple blunders on my end when it comes to picking artists. But I'd say about 90% of my comms end up being satisfactory. I try my best to keep the ones that didn't turn out as well as I hoped pretty hidden. I only add to the imgur wife gallery and share the pictures that are worth sharing. For the most part though, yeah I know how to find decent artists.

Glad im not the only one who thinks they turned out pretty well!

>> No.18419413

Probably going out to find human women to corrupt and bolster the army ranks.

>> No.18419416

Being husbando'd by a khepri pack since infancy sounds like a pretty comfy life.

>> No.18419418
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Mandragoras deserve more love.

>> No.18419424
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Oh jeez, I'm so sorry!

>> No.18419432

Weather Ryu pls

>> No.18419463


>> No.18419468
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Did Butter-T ever color this?

>> No.18419476

I hate to be that guy but I've been gone for over 6 months or so because reasons, and while I try and keep up and notice things like new girls or some new stories I can't keep track of everything so...mind if I ask if there's been some drama or happenings? Latenight is still alive right? I believe in him but y'know seen many deaths.

>> No.18419477

Because at best you get stalked, at worst, raped and husbando'd

>> No.18419481

Want me to take a shot at it?

>> No.18419484
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Go for the roots

>> No.18419494
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>Oi oi...

>> No.18419515
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>> No.18419522

LN is still around
High orc and that new chaos girl are recent additions
Succubus notes and the post lescate report books got released
the sequel to exelga's MGE game is out
the only real drama was silent going guru and and having some sort of snap, deleting all his work and responding to questions with jibberish

>> No.18419526

That fire rat needs to cool down!

>> No.18419527

look at the hips on that Basilisk!

>> No.18419538

Fully aware of the silent thing, I liked him and we talked when he didn't went psycho. As for the rest thanks, I have something interesting to do at last.

>> No.18419539
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>tfw no monster wife to stay with me forever.
It hurts.

>> No.18419540

>no one remembers Tritonia
I-It’s okay... I’ll just sit in this corner with my nee-san.

>> No.18419556

Your nee-san is DUMB

>> No.18419557
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Year of the Dog!

>> No.18419558
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Big fat cuddle cat.

>> No.18419562

>tfw have an idea about a drunken master anon defeating a Hinezumi
>but I can’t write action sequences to save my life
Why must I be cursed to live this life?

>> No.18419567

Take that back RIGHT NOW.
Tritonias are good girls who deserve more love than they get.

>> No.18419569

There's been an overall decrease in writing
Some are still here (surge, frost, Iron beast, losenis and peterdnzl to name a few) but most have either moved on or just been told to fuck off one time to many.

>> No.18419591

>Anon gets drunk one night and discovers that while drunk he's incredibly good at martial arts.
>Monsters from all over come to challenge him, but he can't defeat them if he's sober, so he has to quickly find alcohol.
>In his rush, accidentally spills a jug of sake on a Hinezumi challenger that was waiting for him to get ready.
>The fight's over before it even started.

>> No.18419595

Your waifu is a stupid idiot dumb.

>> No.18419614

>You will never be a Flower Knight, in service to a Tritonia Fairy Queen, and protector of delicate little Fairies of the Fae Forest.

>> No.18419616

The only person told to fuck of as a writer was that shiggy guy, and that guy NEEDED to go.
Unless you count that one guy that tells bollocks to fuck off if he so much as blinks, or the other guy who's bones ache with want to remove beast.

>> No.18419636

Eh... I was trying to set it in LN’s universe with the old chef anon who’s trying to hook up his daughter with the office rat anon who keeps coming to his restaurant and drinks himself silly almost every night.
Was going for something like that with the ending being he wakes up the next morning with a hangover a fire maus snoring next to him and no recollection of what happened after the owner gave him that Wurm Breaker on the house.

>> No.18419658
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What's your guess for the number of Echidnas in the MGE world?

>> No.18419659

Umm anon does your head hurt?
>Titanias are the ditzy fairy queens
>Tritonias are the shy sea slugs that have the rapey tentacles on her back

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>> No.18419688

Less than 100. Assuming the MGE world is as big as ours

>> No.18419717
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>> No.18419741

But she is neither big nor fat

>> No.18419761
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[X]Touch reverse scale

>> No.18419771

>wonder what happens if I drop this on your house

>> No.18419780

Lilims are cute! Victoria is cute!

>> No.18419781

I don't follow.

>> No.18419801

Does a rain of DE count as a sort of weather?

>> No.18419821


>> No.18419827
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>> No.18419829
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He didn't but somebody else did.

>> No.18419837


>> No.18419845

You want me to cum in your hat? But I prefer gloves or cleavage.

>> No.18419858

>Titania upset at Anon misspelling her name
>She gives you pancakes but without syrup

>> No.18419873

Titania wouldn't be that sadistic. Would she?

>> No.18419881

Honey please! I'm sorry! I don't even care about that fancy slug!

>> No.18419895

She wouldn't. She doesn't have the nerve.

>> No.18419896
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>> No.18419898

I want to rape a Tritonia.

>> No.18419903

I want to introduce a dragon to the Majesty of a wet burrito.

>> No.18419910


>> No.18419915

I heard some Anon got her so mad she refuses to sleep in the same bed with him

>> No.18419919

But she still gives him his good night kiss right....RIGHT!?

>> No.18419924

holy shit, how mad can she get

>> No.18419933
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>> No.18419953


>> No.18419958

Yeah but I already noticed that way back, no need to remind me. Sad, but life is as it is so eh I guess, things can always change.

>> No.18419964

Sounds like a euphemism for a used man.

>> No.18419966

Only if I'm not around. Otherwise, we'd have the makings of a love sandwich.

>> No.18419972
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>> No.18419976

Instead its a delicious food.

>> No.18419987

Those are not mutually exclusive for MG.

>> No.18419999

>Shoggoth maid puts bits of herself inside you through your eyes, nose, ears and mouth while you sleep
>Slowly coats your brain and all of your organs
>Forms a thin membrane around them all and uses incomprehensible eldritch home remedies to bind those membranes to your body on a cellular level
>It allows her to not only read all of your brain activity in order to respond to subconscious needs or desires, but to also know your body's condition at all times

>> No.18420010


>> No.18420055

Hug the basilisk! Cuddle her every day!

>> No.18420067

What a good maid, saving her master on medical bills.

>> No.18420081

I bet Shogs and their husbands are always on their best behavior in a public setting. Like weird maids and butlers, in glowing suits.

>> No.18420083

But I hate the outdoors.

>> No.18420092

Can she tell if I'm staring at her ass?
If I'm thinking about it?

>> No.18420106
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New wife picture

>> No.18420110

Corruption a best.

>> No.18420112
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THIS is a big fat cuddlecat

>> No.18420119

A cute.
Would cuddle and pet.

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>> No.18420146

I don't even have to read it to know it's trash.

>> No.18420197
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Snek nee-san!

>> No.18420198

There's not enough monstergirl TF out there.

>> No.18420222

Needs a larger chest.

>> No.18420223
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Favorite monstergirl and why, GO!

Will o Wisp
It's mostly her goth princess design and SEX HAIR but also that she is obsessed with her husband, and she would probably share a few of my interests.

>> No.18420232 [DELETED] 

Fuck off back to /monster/ you retarded faggot

>> No.18420241
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I love my snake nee-san! I give her hugs and kisses every day!

>> No.18420246 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself.

>> No.18420258

>Giving HER the jealousy and clinginess of a lamia

>> No.18420279

But I wan't my nee-san to be clingy and jealous!

>> No.18420306

How would you react if you woke up with your dick squeezed between those massive milk mounds? You wouldn't even be able to see it.

>> No.18420316

Behind the ear scritches while she starts licking, promises of snacks later.

>> No.18420328
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>> No.18420353

That's a good way to get her to say she wants a snack right now before shoving her face into her cleavage to suck your dick dry.

>> No.18420361
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>Beautiful black wings.
>Talons make clickly clack sounds and save on shoe money
>Red eyes
>Cute ears for nibbling
>Unique fashion sense.
>Is a smarty-pants which makes it easy for her to support herself and you.
>Does research on who the best boy is, and the best boy is you
>Powerful and can help protect you.
>Knows all sorts of things that she can try during sex.
>Telling her that you love her will send her into overdrive.
>Mating season makes her more aggressive, but also means an opportunity to tease her some more.
>They're dorks that would probably share my interests
>Probably understand the concept of alone time and personal space.

>> No.18420362

I'd love to see her lazy, smug face as she does so
>"Nyaha, where's it gone? It's gotten lost in my boobs~"

>> No.18420367

You say that like its a bad thing.

>> No.18420375
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Pharaoh. I am a slut for power and I love large breasts.

>> No.18420392

She'd probably just squeeze her breasts together and look at you lewdly as you thrust up into her colossal cleavage.

How hard would you get if she applied her eyeliner and lipstick right in front of you before sucking your dick?

>> No.18420398

Exceedingly hard. Especially if there were kiss marks involved.

>> No.18420399
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>Hey Anon, you wanna like, go to the roof and do it?

>> No.18420400

I love huge breasts and the increasing of them.

>> No.18420408
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I love titty birbs!

>> No.18420418

Uh,...by "it" you mean play Yu Gi Oh?

>> No.18420421


Now hold the fuck up, that's just not playing fair. A girl like that? We wouldn't make it to the roof.

>> No.18420423

But third period is about to--nah, just fucking with ya. Keep an eye out for the hall monitor, yeah?

>> No.18420464

It would be funny if unicorns consider you desecrated if you interacted with women.
>why did your mother hug you?
>i dont want you answering the phone from THOSE buisnessladies.

>> No.18420466

They are the birb I'd birb over all other birbs. Seems like she'd be fun to talk to as well as bang.

>> No.18420468

Only the purest of white knight monster girls. Unicorn, Valkyrie, Angel, Cupids.

>> No.18420473 [DELETED] 

>this shitposter is allowed to thrive here

>> No.18420475

And just like that, high orcs were cemented in my top 10. I was trying to let the initial hype die down before I decided but this just isn't fair.

>> No.18420476

Too thin.

>> No.18420482
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Big yetis with big cuddle claws

>> No.18420483

Truly the finest of the harpies.
Eros has too many winners.

>> No.18420487

>"Nyaya, up and down, up and down, and you'll never find it again~"

>> No.18420492 [DELETED] 

The first one is fine, corruption is standard stuff and gets discussed often even without him. The fake profiles are shit though.
What else do you suggest doing though, "allowed" doesn't mean much when it's a public board, the both of us could tell him to fuck off but it's not like people saying that has stopped him so far.

>> No.18420498

Cuddle-cat is smug.
Gonna grope her middle

>> No.18420527

I mean, you'd expect the goddess of love's adherents to be love themselves. I kind of want to see what else Bacchus has to offer though. Rampant alcoholism aside I see the potential for many bros with benefits.

>> No.18420546 [DELETED] 

I can’t do much because I’ve reported too many people and now I can report anyone else from my IP.

>> No.18420551

“But I still have four classes to teach!”

>> No.18420554

Her thighs are choking in that fabric.

>> No.18420557

Fuck, I just masturbated and now I need to go again.

>> No.18420564

Erotic asphyxiation.

>> No.18420573

Bacchus is probably pretty big with any Oni outside of Zipangu.

>> No.18420576

You say that like it’s a bad thing Anon.

>> No.18420585

>"Nyaha, now your fingers are gone too! Looks like anon is vanishing beneath me~"

>> No.18420591

And then she lays atop anon.
Cat too smug

>> No.18420605

The queen of queens.

>> No.18420607
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big strong and toasty warm wolfu that loves you to hell and back im a sub

>> No.18420618
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The ruler of the desert and my heart!

>> No.18420632
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Cutest traitor.

>> No.18420633

Dark Mage.
I don't care if they're cosplay tier, they're perverted mages with massive boobs who like to live in relaxing, isolated locations and seem to take a dominant role due to the husband being the familiar. I love everything about this.

>> No.18420654

>Cutest liberator.

>> No.18420659

It's like you want to get bullied by some hag.

>> No.18420662

It's treason, then.

>> No.18420666

Wilmarina was the strongest heroine of Lescatie and she got rekt by Druella. I don't think it's her fault.

>> No.18420668

Cat too smug, snug and way too soft
She makes a great cuddler

>> No.18420675 [SPOILER] 
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I think I know who's behind this post.

>> No.18420677

I like homely girls who would never swear and who dots on you lovey dovey, despite having obscene sized ass.

>> No.18420678

Would you want her to shove your face between her tits as she smiles in her sleep?

>> No.18420679


>> No.18420683

Wilmarina only fell because of her own doubts and obsessions.
Read the filename dumbass.

>> No.18420685

The she is, the greatest.
A cuddle-cat with stoner-holst tier tits would be fantastic

>> No.18420694

You can have her, I call dibs on Stoner-Holst.

>> No.18420696

This is ZR that's gone beyond ZR

>> No.18420702

Speaking of heros
What constitutes a hero?
Do they have to align with the order?
What about a particularly powerful explorer?
Or less savory professions like bounty hunting assassination or sellsword?

>> No.18420712

Would you go along with Stoner-Holst's lewd ideas while she's high?
Would you eat her out while facefucking her and hearing her gag on your cock?

>> No.18420713
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>You came to the wrong neighborhood~

>> No.18420723

You mean the right neighborhood.

>> No.18420728

nope, i'm exactly where i wanted to be

>> No.18420750


This is how a duel between an Order soldier and a Dark knight usually end.

Probably birthright and early talent.

>> No.18420751

Till she’s coughing as much as when she’s taking a fat rip from her bong. And of course I’d go along with them, because you best believe I’m getting just as high as she is

>> No.18420765

Do yetis have claws under those fluffy paws? Do they hurt?

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>> No.18420793

Totally, I'd be grabbing every inch of her just to feel the softness and hear her moan happily in her sleep
Would drinking her milk make her feel extra good if she was stoned?

>> No.18420798

Better question, if jinko, hellhound and manticore paws are called man-grabbers, What are anubis, yeti, sphinx, cheshire, familiar and werecat paws called?

>> No.18420832

This is about right. Order virgins never expect the lewd. They get trained up by lies to slay a great unfathomable evil whose appearance touches the end of human imagination. Then they get tossed onto the battlefield, march off towards the enemy and find... a buxom lass who wants to settle down and have a family. Forcing the young knight to confront things he was never trained for..like feelings..and tenderness... "I-I think I just want to go home now..." "I'll take you home~"

>> No.18420846

Dangerously Thick!

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>> No.18420885

'Amazing.' Or maybe 'the best.' Nothing is better than big, meaty paws except the cute girls they're attached to.

>> No.18420927

>Would drinking milk make her feel extra good if she was stoned?
Absolutely. She'd have a blissful look on her face as her milk flowed into you, achieving a comfortable numb she never had before.

>> No.18420930
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Cyborg lamias!

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More arms are best arms!

>> No.18420942

I want her to be my queen!

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Remember to hail the Pharaoh as your true queen!

>> No.18420987

And that's how you get her addicted to regular milkings

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>> No.18420991

No thanks, I'm not really a fan of being a servant.

>> No.18420994

Is it bad if I want a Pharaoh to sit on my dick and feed me sticky mushrooms, until her womb is so full of cum it looks like she's pregnant?

>> No.18421003

Then you get thrown to the Manticores.
It's perfectly natural.

>> No.18421004

>stairs in a -taur household

>> No.18421023

Yaaay! 10!

>> No.18421030

Yes and?

>> No.18421039

They should just get ramps.

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Would you a THICC cow?

>> No.18421044

Okay that's over the deep end.

>> No.18421046

Die a violent death

>> No.18421049

Who voted her in?

>> No.18421055

The Gods.

>> No.18421057

What's wrong is that's all you want to do.

>> No.18421062

I'm a fatfag but that is going way too far

>> No.18421066
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Snug huggers

>> No.18421073

My self esteem is low enough that the Abyssal Demons have to look down to see me.

>> No.18421077

I wish I was that guy.

>> No.18421078

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

>> No.18421084

Do you want to get repressed, Dennis? Because that's how you get repressed.

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>> No.18421088

By her butt?

>> No.18421107

wtf i love yandere now

>> No.18421110

After the dressing, undressing and making exciting underwear, yes.

>> No.18421112

What if I tell them that I came there looking for a girl who's into handholding and cuddling?

>> No.18421127

>"Cuddle clubs three blocks down"

>> No.18421140

But handholding is banned in the cuddle club!

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