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Did someone order calamari?

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

>> No.18525477 [DELETED] 

First for OP a fucking idiot, again on Rata’s news

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>> No.18525889

Engage maximum breeding mode.

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Now we can use this thread.

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what do

>> No.18525945

She wants to be let in so let her in you doofus.

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Shoggoths are a cute! CUTE!

>> No.18525962

>mofu and body are at 1:1 ratio

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who said it was only one

>> No.18526001

someone post the pregnant succubus green text prease

>> No.18526010
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This one?

>> No.18526044

that's it thank you

>> No.18526057

Very cute, though I’m warily curious what she’s holding... Is that a monster fruit bouquet of some kind?

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HHHori drew me another picture of my daughter.
She said she grabbed the wrong sweater because she's not wearing her glasses.

It was a cute surprise

Makes me want to commission more daughteru art. Might hit up Sookmo for those other two pictures now.

>> No.18526071

its her mastah

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HHHori is great

>> No.18526084

Close. A... special...bottle of liquor. Something special for the Mastah after a hard week of work.

>> No.18526091

Let her in, obviously. I'll finally have the inspiration I need to write sex scenes!

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Have you guys ever thought much about how much Monstergirls would affect different markets? Like, if they came into the world today, lets just say by magic, and lets ignore the massive general public shock. What kind of impact would monstergirls have on different industries.

I'm sure if we want to be simple with it, Lilims are walking powerhouses and could probably fix a lot of the world's resource needs, but even more basic things would be affected a lot.

it would be interesting to see how normal clothing stores would evolve. A lot of monstergirls have normal human like frames and could wear already standard clothes, just maybe at larger sizes for Onis and stuff. But what about the lamia, the dragons, the centaurs, girls with BIG MEATY PAWS. Would people try to throw that all into one store? Would we have shopping districts with several stores specializing in a specific body type like a Big and Tall shop? Or would online shopping and a good return policy be the main rout for those girls.

How much would the automotive industry change? What kind of neat little gadgets or adaptions would we see advertised for monsters to help them along in their daily life? How do glasses work on dog or cat girls?

>> No.18526181

Such things are fun to think on. Lamia are stupid easy as all they need are skirts/dresses already available but what the fuck do we do with centaurs? If big meaty paws and claws are a thing you'd probably see more clothes with zippers to facilitate those. Maybe some long zipper pulls for harpies too. For that matter, what effect would MG have on normal human clothing? Would it have to get sexier to compete? Would they finally start wearing skirts and hose again?

Buildings and cars would be interesting as well, one has to wonder if snakes, horses and spiders wouldn't have to live mostly in certain areas where the houses were made to accommodate them.

>> No.18526198

I want to sneak up and spook a skeleton.

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>This kills the meido.

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Real talk. Suppose MGs have their own board, their own version of /r9k/, /b/, etc.

>What would their greentexts look like?
>What would an autistic monster be like?
>Monster robots that even put automatons/golems to shame.

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Evil Monster hours.

>> No.18526378

I bet she's a sweet girl.

>> No.18526379

I prefer hime cut hour.

>> No.18526384

Does anyone have the MGE 2 scans from a few thread ago?

>> No.18526386

the pictures or the 7shit translations?

>> No.18526390

MGE 2 or World Guide 2?

>> No.18526394


>> No.18526395

looks more like kuudere imo

>> No.18526396

Yeah, the stuff about regions and gods.

>> No.18526457

Found it
The realm of ice is by far the best.

>> No.18526511

I want to remind you all that a true Kikimora will attend medical school for the sole purpose of ensuring that her master will never see a woman doctor.

>> No.18526569

An ancient evil mistress would be great. I want to unseal her while she gives me instructions telepathically

>> No.18526626

>you’re a Paladin
>more or less you’re the son of a Paladin who’s been granted some of his vast powers
>get recruited by your pops’ alma mater to go to high school
>but thanks to a clerical error and a Dark Elf spilling her soda on her computer you instead get sent to Baroness Rita’s School for Villians
>how would you survive?

>> No.18526632

I’d be okay with that. Just as long as she doesn’t want to home birth our daughterus. That’s where I’d draw the line.

>> No.18526701


With how close MG relationships are, and with how jealous MG relationships can be, I imagine there would be a different kind of environment for home birth. Instead of midwives or doctors coming in to take care of the entire birth, having a professional guide you through the process and standing by just the worst case scenario happened.

If my wife was giving birth to our baby, I would want to be the first person to hold it and bring it to my wife.

>> No.18526704

>Have them all doing community service on the weekends by midterm

>> No.18526779

I want an old school Kiki who despises modern medicine and only believes in homemade cures.

>> No.18526786

I bet her pussy smells like fish

>> No.18526796

Bad guy harem

>> No.18526968
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What is more scary than a anubis on energy drinks?
Or how would a anubis react to her worker finishing all his work ahead of schedule?

>> No.18526988

>Or how would a anubis react to her worker finishing all his work ahead of schedule?

Facesitting as reward

>> No.18526994

>They're normally calm, but they also have another face. They're extremely vulnerable and get easily confused when something unexpected happens and things don't go as planned. If a man actually assaults them, then they get confused and aroused, and will end up seeking pleasure according to the wolf family's instinct. When this happens to them, everything they had planned in advance in their head goes someplace else and disappears, and the schedule in their head becomes filled only with having sex with the man.

She fuckin planned it, the faster you work, the more time to fuck her

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/r9k/ would be full of Monsters Going Their Own Way, who secretly want bfs, and a lot of spaghetti stories. Probably it would look like this:

>be arachne
>out of groceries
>has to leave house
>spot favorite coffee brand
>buy tons
>at the cashier, he's a human
>a human male on the top of that
>basket is barely holding, it starts to rip while my hands and legs shaking
>it starts to rip
>it spills everywhere
>all my legs slide everywhere
>All eyes are starting to get watery.
>Look at cashier, he's frozen stiff
>Notice something white under me
>It turns into brown quickly, it looks like a poodle of shit
>I legit released the biggest amount of web in my life, now It looks like I'm swimming in shit
>can't handle the pressure tear up
>want to run away from the store
>legs got wrapped up, headbutting into the glass door
>Nearly lose consciousness
>Cashier comes closer to ask if I'm allright
>spider_brain.exe has stopped working
>burst out trough the glass like a fucking cannonball
>finally at home again
>mom and dad both scream
>I was so shocked I didn't noticed I leaved a bloody trail, and glasses are stuck into my whole body, I look like a spider hedgehog
>spent rest of the day playing vidya whole body wrapped up in bandages.

"Thank the Demon Lord I can collect silkbux and barely have to go outside."

>> No.18527026

So I could ignore the schedule, fuck her. and she would stop worrying and think "I suppose this isn't so bad"?

>> No.18527033

I just want to get gangbanged by fat, faceless, old monster hags. then love each and every one tenderly until they see me as a person and not a fucktoy.

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It's tough being a writer when all you've got for help is a succubus.

>> No.18527098

How many problems in MGE can be solved with "just stick your dick in her!"?

Dragon being moody? stick your dick in her!
Redcap/cursed sword getting stab crazy? stick your dick in her!
Kiki complaints about pay? Stick you dick in her ! Not that they would complain about work. sexy kiki's might see it as edging

>> No.18527109

>You're writing a tragic story about a Vampire who lost her husband and her Dhampir daughter
>The climax of the conflict is a battle between the two over the grave of their husband/father
>Succubus helper forces you to rewrite the whole fight
>Makes the man resurrect out of sheer love
>They then have a threesome over the next 30000 words

>> No.18527125

That's the problem, anon, they are faceless and can't see, only rape. That and you'd be mindbroken before you even noticed.

>> No.18527129

>OP is a faggot
>posts girl with tentacles
Everything checks out.

>> No.18527189

Even if i put a baby in them and make them a home cooked meal or get them a box of chocolates?

>> No.18527212

Yeap. Putting a baby into one might make her be less rapey for a bit, but once the daughter is born she'll go back to her usual ways with the daughter living with her grandparents while you get raped over and over again, only being able to think about pleasure and pussy.
The only way to break the cycle is through raping them.

>> No.18527230

>rape the facless rapist
Now there’s something I don’t think I’ve actually ever seen Japan do, and I’ve seen them do lots of fucked up stuff.

>> No.18527329

>Kiki complaints about pay?
A Kikimora would complain about the lack of dickings from their master, and just flat out rape him.

>> No.18527430

It's the only way to return a faceless monster girl's face.
Good luck on getting her to shed the pounds

>> No.18527435

Papillon when.

>> No.18527451

Possibly next wednsday- sometime next month

>> No.18527458

Next month if we're lucky.
Will the profile picture be a shortstack since she is supposed to have a body "optimum for impregnation"? I can't think of a more fitting body-type.

>> No.18527508

>It became a bestseller in demon realms for months

>> No.18527529

Big muscled unicorn knights

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I can.

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>Even if a man tries to go far away and discard them, and even if he tries to break them into pieces, at night they will return to him in their original beautiful state and get back on top of his hips sipping spirit energy.

Good horror story material

>> No.18527587

>Getting rid of doll-chan

But she's so cute!
She'd be like a little mini-automaton/golem you could customize too!
Imagine buying figures of your favorite characters and getting her to look like them!

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I prefer the full sized model.

>> No.18527603

i want a cute doll to cuddle with in bed!

>> No.18527604

And who says you can't get them that way with work?

Why, I be there are wizards out there who populate their castles/towers with living doll guards to protect them.

>> No.18527614

Actually scratch that I want to be a wizard.

>> No.18527621

All I could think of is child's play without the murderer soul part
Also It mentions little girls becoming boosted succubi, but what about a mature doll collector?

>> No.18527622

Want a tower of doll wife/gaurds that you've customized towards your liking?
Stoic soldiers, kuu archers, and maybe even some genki helpers?

>> No.18527623

Congratulations, you got the [Puppet Master] title.

>> No.18527631

>Not Master of Puppets

But he's pulling their strings!
Metaphorically of course.

>> No.18527635

No, a harem, Automatons, Living Dolls, Anubutts, Kikis Ochi's, Kunoichi Holsts, Trolls you name it as long as it's tall and has big tiddies I want it.

>> No.18527642

Remember that, by getting good as a wizard, you can defeat/attract one and make them look the way you want as members of your harem.

>> No.18527660

That's the plan Anon. And then they become my adventuring party.

>> No.18527666

Master of puppets is a shit title though. [Puppet Master] sounds and looks better.

>> No.18527676
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Baa baa flat sheep

>> No.18527701

Would be fun, although I'm feeling more of a martial flair to acquiring one, going about and finding worthy wives to make your own!
Although in my case some would probably have to stay home due to becoming unsuitable for battle.

But master of puppets lets you get a song reference in there.

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A best

>> No.18527737

Man, Kyoani butchered this adaptation.

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Baa baa hime sheep

>> No.18527810
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Anyone have some good mermaid stories?

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Busty elves

>> No.18527847

I want to run a dairy farm specializing in elf milk.

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>> No.18527863

man I have a sweet spot for evil looking women.

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Pear elves > *

>> No.18527871

HCA wrote a pretty good one

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>> No.18527904

Looks like the type who would get really embarrassed when you shear her.
Looks like the type who would make shearing her difficult on purpose, by acting lewd.

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You motherfucker.

>> No.18527925

Sorry, couldn't resist

>> No.18527927

There'd definitely be some benefits with monstergirls in the industry since some of them have unique stuff to them. Like with Unicorns having supposed powerful healing spells on them that could greatly benefit the health of everyone depending on how well that is or a weresheep and their wool being the comfiest thing. Though with different bodytypes for monstergirls and some of their habits there'd need to be changes in society to try and accomodate for the new body types walking around. Even then though it'd probably be nothing but pros with monstergirls and their affect on our world

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What about this one?

>> No.18527943

Sales for giant novelty television remotes increase tenfold

>> No.18527947

She's the type who makes shearing easy, because she's very compliant and willing to please, but shearing triggers her ASMR and by the final shear she is writhing and twisting in pleasure.

>> No.18527994

It's the kind of girl that you can't help but put your penis in. She's just too good and teasing.

>> No.18527998

Nightgaunts are really cute. I want to cuddle one.
Do their slime(?) stick to you as well if you cuddle them?

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>> No.18528010

Which species would be okay with you bringing food into the bedroom? George wasn’t joking. Corned beef while “at work” is a huge boost.

>> No.18528011

What does elf milk taste like?

>> No.18528017

Almond milk.

>> No.18528031

Their slime probably but the whole point is once you marry one they wear your slime which you can control so you can continue to grope them even when you aren't fucking them. It's unknown if you can still control the latex mucus when you change back.

>> No.18528037

Damn, that's lewd.
I love it.

>> No.18528047

Nice, time to milk some huge elf boobies.

>> No.18528057

Soy milk

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This one?

>> No.18528085

In the latest FOBS there's a purple slime. After you came inside her the semen inside forms a heart shape in her body.

Do MGE slimes do that too?

>> No.18528103

Ask KC.

>> No.18528109

Delicious enough to make Orcs wonder why they didn't use elves for that in the first place.

>> No.18528136

Is that why MGE Orcs capture elves?

>> No.18528147

That would be my guess, they probably team up with local holsts/alchemists to get the items the need to get an elf diary farm going in exchange for some milk and not being raided...although the latter probably matters more to the holst than the former.

>> No.18528156

They probably capture men to keep the elves happy.

>> No.18528163

That would also be true, also a good way of keeping the elf population stable without having to raid for more elves.

Is the symbiosis perhaps?

>> No.18528173

That's a real possibility. The Orcs capture one haughty Elf Lady, get her on some Holst milk and then get her a man to keep her content.

>> No.18528189

Exactly, although the elves will need to get used to a P'Orc diet, which is mainly a lot more meat, than their normal elven ones.
Weirdly enough, I can see this leading to mixed P'Orc and elven strongholds, even if the elves are there for dairy purposes.

>> No.18528212

If an Elf plays her cards right she could even end up as a high ranking member of the Orc clan. Also all that meat helps the Elves bodies if you know what I mean.

>> No.18528226

Proper nutrition is important for production and wide hips, thick thighs, and a nice ass are good for breeding.

The breasts are, obviously, going to be large as well, and elven arcanists would be very, very useful

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I think I like the jelly barometz better.

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Does your momster embarrass you?

>> No.18528311

Quetzalcoatl would look better without that dumb trucker cap.

>> No.18528336

I'm sure she would. She'd tell my wife about how I was a berserker when young.

>> No.18528342

She would look better wearing lacy bridale lingerie.

>> No.18528350

I like it a lot. It shows her willingness to embrace human culture, gives off a humble impression and makes her very approachable.
I'd recommend a baseball cap for all intimidating mgs looking to be seen as something else.

>> No.18528351

>Find yourself captured by Orcs
>They already have a husband so they throw you in with the Elf lady they captured
>She's tall and beautiful, but she's as skinny as a rail and struggles to keep down even the tiniest piece of meat
>She shakes and quivers like a frightened bunny at any noise outside
>"Oh Anon, they plan to make me into some form of...milk sow. I fear I will not be able to satisfy their demand. We shall forever be their slaves."

>Five years laters
>You and her are having a celebratory dinner as she has just risen in the ranks to be on the chief's high council
>She's just finished an entire leg of mutton and looks like she could go for more.
>"Apparently my milk is in such hugh demand tries are joining ours without to much as a fight. They're positively addicted. Ohohohohohohoho!"
>As she laghs your eyes cannot help but be drawin to her titanic breasts, filled with the most delicious milk you have ever tasted.
>No longer shy and submissive, she now has the confidence of an empress, as well as an hourglass body to match.
>She leans over to you and whispers in your ear
>"However, only my darling husband may drink straight from the source."
>It was going to be another fantastic night

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>Ice Queen wearing a Yeti brand cooler hat to look more approachable and huggable

>> No.18528395

>"how do you do fellow hot blooded humans?"

>> No.18528407

It would be fantastic to have a life like that, although it would be interesting to see some of the second generation or more elves picking up their orcish sister's lexicon.

Having an elf call you 'boss' instead of husband would be odd.

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>> No.18528417

They'll get used to it, like eating meat.

>> No.18528427

But you'll get elves saying boss, orcs doing the 'Oh ho ho' laugh, and even High Orcs that have elvish sisters or cousins due to small harems forming.

Can you imagine such a girl being related to a dairy elf?

>> No.18528447

Oh hey, it's my birthday today too.

>> No.18528450

It'd make meeting the parents a fun time.

>> No.18528454

Just don't leave on sports

>> No.18528456

>Astryd/Alex | Italian | 17 | Genderfluid | Requests: closed (i'm at Berlin rn lol)

Art's nice though.

>> No.18528463

>Her dad's in the middle
>Right side has a boisterous, strongfat orc with plenty of scars
>Left side is a polite, quieter elf with a small smile and huge calcium cannons.

An odd place but an interesting way for Orcs to settle a land.

They probably grab dark elves too if they happen upon them.

>> No.18528478

This is how peace between the Prcs and the Elves begin. Also Dark Elves slowly change from being complete doms to gentle femdom.

>> No.18528506

Regardless, would be funny to see a Dark Elf and Vanilla elf in the milking pen continue their rivalry despite being captured at the same time, although it would go from "Well, at least I wasn't captured without a fight!" to "You may have the larger chest but my rear is getting more looks AND I'm keeping up in production!"

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I'm in love with Glacie's mom

>> No.18528521

I feel sorry/jealous of their husbands.

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I'm in love with Glacie's mom's daughter!

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Classy succubi.

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Titty dragon!

>> No.18528615

Best part is getting them and their 'owner' in a trio.

Titty gaunt?

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>> No.18528636

What's the "owner" like?

>> No.18528645

Look at those snow mounds!

Older, CC P'Orc that's a bit bottom heavy but packing pleanty of muscle if she needs to 'move' the cows.

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>> No.18528677

Vaal hazak, I believe.

>> No.18528706

Ah, she's pretty cute regardless.

>> No.18528733

>titty Abomination
What if the titties were a horrorifice?

>> No.18528760

Someone needs to tend the cows, even if said cows probably outlive their owners.

>> No.18529199

>an ice queen will never melt your icy heart

>> No.18529305

That art is fantastic. Night Gaunts are confirmed bestcubi.

>> No.18529366

So why did kc make dark mage into a shotacon?

>> No.18529381

Because it's HOT

>> No.18529384

He didn't.

>> No.18529404

How can a kiki rape her master?
Shes not strong at all.

>> No.18529410

He didn’t though.

>> No.18529420

They are actually muscle sluts.

>> No.18529432

I want to go hog wild and just pay my Kiki entirely in rape dollars.

>> No.18529451

Anon, we did that.

>> No.18529455

That's like saying kc made oomukades stinky or wendigos have awawa as their battle cry.
It's all thread canon, with dark mages is was a combination of people getting hyped up about an onee-sabbath that doesn't exist and some people reading one too many /ss/ doujins with witches.

>> No.18529512

That's a Yuki-Onna.

>> No.18529551

>one too many /ss/ doujins with witches
There are never enough /ss/ doujins with witches.

>> No.18529566

That's as much of a headcanon as the shota thing.

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>> No.18529733

Is it racist to mix up monsters from the same climate zone?

>> No.18529769

Remember that yukis kidnap young boys from villages.

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Where does it say that?

>> No.18529860

You will be required to attend sensitivity classes

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Cutiebi or succuti?

Either way they're succulent!

Such Succ!

>> No.18529899

>They disguise themselves as human children to find young boys then come back later as full yukis and take them.

>> No.18529906

>sensitivity training
It's actually 8 hours of edging, isn't it?

>> No.18529924

Among other things

>> No.18529931

>when they're young
They find a childhood friend as lolis and come back as adults to claim them, anon.

>> No.18530007

Thats still kidnapping, they also use snowstorms to trap travellers in their homes

>> No.18530059

>can only cum once they've learned to distinguish every ice monster's handjobs while blindfolded
I want this but with Undead. I'm going to go around town screaming out all the corpse-related slurs I know until I get the sentence I want!

>> No.18530069

Like that Stephen king book or sonic boom episode?

>> No.18530091

Reminder that medusas cheat at pin the tail on the donkey.

>> No.18530108

>they also use snowstorms to trap travellers in their homes
I want to get trapped in an awkward nerd Yuki-Tomoko's house and not actually get raped because she's too shy to attack me. I bet she's got all sorts of cool games for us to play until it's bedtime!

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>> No.18530190

>Shortstack Mojyo Yuki-onna kidnaps the anon she's been lusting after since they were kids.
>Drops her spaghetti the moment he recognizes her and spends an embarrassing amount of time peering at him from around a corner while blushing.
>Eventually works up enough courage to ask if he wants to play Monster Fantasy VII with her.
>Spends the night in anon's lap blushing furiously with his arms wrapped around her to hold the controller.
>After a while she notices anon not only has a boner but it started pressing against her ass while she was reading the sultry female lead's lines.

>> No.18530274

Like Flayeroon 2 or something, I dunno, I'm not a supernerd like her, I don't know what games are like these days.

She's got a bunch of shotacon and male yandere VN's under her bed, doesn't she?

>> No.18530319

No anon, don't be silly.
She's got a VR headset with lewd attachments and a hard drive full of POV rape porn.
All of it custom commissioned with your face deepfaked onto the rapist.

>> No.18530393 [DELETED] 

You fucking niggers better be paying respects right now or I swear to god

>> No.18530398
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You guys ready for MG created games?

>> No.18530403

>your face deepfaked onto the rapist
That's illegal as hell! I'm going to bully the shit out of her when I find out!

>> No.18530413

Monster girl NEETs sure are interesting creatures.

>> No.18530469

Oh? What're you going to do, shove her facefirst against the bed and fuck her ass as she "begs" you to not do it? There's no winning in this scenario anon.

That's not even getting into her Imp Midna costume.

>> No.18530478

Which monster girl would sate my deep dark fantasy?

>> No.18530501

man don't do this
please not now...

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>> No.18530541

Really interesting creatures.
I wanna see an Oni Neet.
An ONEET if you would.

>> No.18530543

I'm going to make her play the scenario with the goggles and dildo and everything and then also put my real, actual penis into her anus and whisper lewd things in her ear.

>> No.18530545


As for the question, your favorite species I think

>> No.18530558

>Phone game by Tanukisoft
>There is no game, it just charges you $5 every time you tap the icon

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>> No.18530570


The only winning move is to, quite literally, not play

>> No.18530586

Not this
Not this

>> No.18530610

Can I find a magician who can do portals and get a portal from the game into this Nook's holes?

>> No.18530663

Fuck all of you faggots I'd fuck a Billy alp.

>> No.18530682

Goodnight sweet princess.

>> No.18530693

I want to play dungeons and dragons with a dragon.

I bet echidnas would make great DMs

>> No.18530774

I had a good day. Then this happened. And now I feel like shit.

>> No.18530786

She was cuter as a human

>> No.18530805

The only thing they do is dungeon delves

Ok, what reference is this?.

>> No.18530829

Fuck off right now newfag.

>> No.18530836

This is actually a way for them to get a husband. The poor Anon must choose between his debt growing and marrying her.

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>> No.18530847

>Ok, what reference is this?.
Check the sticky newfriend.

>> No.18530902

Yeah, I looked at /a/ and /jp/'s stickies.
Who the hell is Billy?
He's not someone I recall seeing.


>> No.18530909

Holy shit fuck off right now. You are not wanted here.

>> No.18530927

Anon, the only Billy I know of is Billy Mays who died years ago and this thread doesn't care about Billy Graham

>> No.18530936

Lurk more newscum

>> No.18530939

I blow most of my time trying to get into the mood for or trying to figure out sex scenes. Having a succ boost my efficiency while I'm actually writing could make up for the lost time.

All you really need for optimum impregnation is wide hips. Everything else is kind of up in the air but you'd expect some well distributed body fat too. I'm not so sure you should be gunning for short though, her being leggy seems more likely.

>> No.18530944

You're not wanted, get out of /jp/

>> No.18530952

Lurk more you disgusting redditor newfag.

>> No.18530966

A meme gay porn dude

>> No.18530971

>not knowing billy
You got me mad now.

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Do I have to make the airplane noise?

>> No.18531009

I fucking told you that these recent faggots we got weren't from here.

>> No.18531028

ZUN's next.

>> No.18531043
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>> No.18531044

Ok, we'll I guess that makes sense why I don't know him then.

Anon, I can't know every single meme, some slip by.

I have quite literally zero knowledge of him.

>> No.18531068

Never post again.

>> No.18531089

*airplane noises*

>> No.18531114

End your life right now for spoonfeeding a shit eating newfag like him.

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>> No.18531201

Fuck off /monster/

>> No.18531244

Considering it looks like a lot of his stuff is on Nico Nico, that's why I missed it.

You seem mad.

>> No.18531267

I want to make a monster girl take responsibility.

>> No.18531294

Lurk more newfag.

>> No.18531308
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Not if she make you take yours first

>> No.18531341
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I, too, want to ruin a young would-be slut's life by getting really clingy and forcing her to marry me after raping me. She thought she'd have a fun century riding all the cocks she could find but instead she's stuck working full time in an office to support me and our daughters.

All because she picked me to be her first dick.

>> No.18531389

Anon, I don't regularly visit the boards this guy was popular on.
I was only on /a/ for these threads and I'm only on /jp/ for these threads.

/tg/ doesn't care and /m/ doesn't care.

>> No.18531391

Why is this Glacies so smug? What is she hiding?

>> No.18531406

She's already impregnated herself with your cumrags.

>> No.18531421

Fuck off back there then, newfag.

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>> No.18531527
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>> No.18531546

Either go back to plebbit or lurk more, newfag. You are not wanted here.

>> No.18531573

She knows you want her.

>> No.18531597
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I wouldn't mind having a bunch of little ice princesses running around, full of happiness and warmth

>> No.18531624

Or, and try not to strain yourself here, I'm someone who's been here a while and simply doesn't know who Billy is.

Not everyone who doesn't know something is a newfag or /reddit/.

Or perhaps you aren't here for that, you're just spoiling to shitpost like yesterday aren't you?
Looking for a simple reason to kick the hive again.

>> No.18531625

Imagine telling a succubus this to her face.

>> No.18531629

Could you make a monster girl betray her own race? Seduce some powerful queens and set up a neutral country secretly helping the humans?

>> No.18531644

Eat shit newfag, lurk more or fuck off.

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Guys, guys, is it true that Francisca ass-rapes Elt-kun in her Fallen Brides chapter?

>> No.18531656

I want to see old photos of her as a gloomy mojyo with coke bottle glasses and comment on how cute she was.

>> No.18531665

I highly doubt that everything is black and white you know.
It would be dull as fuck if it was.

>> No.18531681

What do you mean?

>> No.18531683

You gotta try harder anon, shouting newfag over and over doesn't make it true.

>> No.18531690

Lurk more, arrogant newfag.

>> No.18531709

Two of the worst boards, sasuga.
Considering the memes surrounding him even escaped niconico and 4chan you'd have to be living under a literal rock.

>> No.18531714

There would almost certainly be Doppelgangers who fell in love with an Anti-monster but otherwise kindhearted human, and to make him happy would act like the equally anti-monster woman he fell in love with. Bonus if she was the one who drilled anti-monsterism into him out of jealousy for monstergirls, so the poor guilty Doppelganger has to turn up her efforts to be convincing. All while knowing if she had gotten to him sooner maybe he wouldn't hate the real her so much.

>> No.18531729

Probably. If the chief god promises amnesty and sons to those who worship her, I can see some tamer and less rapey violent monsters joining the Order. They already use wyverns as dracoknights and dragoons, so why not?

>> No.18531769

They still can't have sons though.

>> No.18531776

>amnesty and sons
You're not good at this "reading comprehension" thing are you?

>> No.18531788

Yes, but that doesn't happen.

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Rata knights!
Why not?

>> No.18531832

Am I not meeting your posting standards?

I don't know how but this has literally blown past me, I've never seen or heard of him.
I think I've seen a pic or two but I've never really dug into it.

>> No.18531836

>You'll never be the wise father figure of indeterminate age for generation after generation of fox mikos at the shrine where you live with your wife

>> No.18531841

Lurk more, newfag.

>> No.18531867

>You'll never be the wise father figure of indeterminate age for generation after generation of fox mikos at the shrine where you live with your seventeen year old wife

>> No.18531879
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>Sharp teeth! Dragon girls are powerful and scary Monster Girls to be respected!

>> No.18531901

Because there's never been a recorded instance of any MG having a son?
The Chief God has next to no MG followers because her doctrine is anti-MG, those dumb enough to follow her anyway don't get any perks for it.

>> No.18531926

This has great story potential. The Demon Lord corrupted the Chief God's greatest weapon and knight, the Hero and used his power in addition to hers to spread her domain. The Chief god pulling the stick out of her ass and accepting monsters into her service under the promise of amnesty, control over their monstrous instincts and sons...she can end up creating an army to equal the Demon Lord herself. It would be poetic justice and irony rolled into one.

>> No.18531932

It's difficult to be respectful when my penis is this hard. Is she going to do something about that?

>> No.18531934

I want to be a grandpa priest and have the one-tailed loli foxes of the village peep on me reaming my nine-tailed GMILF wife every weekend.

>> No.18531938

They deserve to be fucked a lot until they are pregnant too.

>> No.18531943

MG's can't birth sons because the Chief God won't allow it. She could make an exception for monsters that defect to her side, but we all know she's too stupid to compromise.

>> No.18531944

Then the Chief god has to adapt and give them perks. Perks like >>18531729

>> No.18531951

>Succubus strides up to Anon in heels and an an ensemble so skimpy it can't even be called clothes
>Voice oozing with pure seduction and charm
>She places her arms on Anon's chest, smile full of confidence-bordering-on-smugness
>How could any man resist?
>"What is it you desire, Darling?" It's more of a moan than a question. "I can make any of your wildest dreams come true~"
>Even manages to pronounce the tilde
>Anon is still for a moment
>"Actually, I'd like for you to wear something"
>She beams. "Costumes? Oh, how adorably tame. Maid? Nurse? Or maybe something a little more esote-"
>She's interrupted when she looks at the object in his in hand
>It's those damn glasses. Painful memories of being ignored, overlooked, of being the uninvited load spending weekends alone playing games in isolation. How she was liberated from them in her new form, and how she never looked back for even a second.
>She's about to get angry, until she is interrupted again
>"I just think you would look really cute in them, that's all."
>She steps back, arms suddenly off him. Her head is tilted down, not even looking at the glasses anymore. Just staring at the ground.
>A few seconds later, Anon sees tears well up to the sides of her eyes, but she still doesn't say anything.
>Finally, she gives Anon a half-hearted punch in the arm. In a voice lacking all the seductive ooze from before, but somehow more honest and very cute, she simply speaks a half-hearted "jerk."
>They spend the evening playing some obscure PC game, while the Succubus speaks at length about the history of translation errors of this particular title at the hands of uncaring companies and how she would have improved it (did Anon want to see her translation notes? They were somewhere, she was sure)
>And afterwards, they of course fucked like rabbits

>> No.18531978

If the Chief God wasn't a dumbass the DL's usurpation wouldn't have had to happen to begin with.
As it stands the conflict will only end when the CG inevitably loses to the cock.

>> No.18531991

has diplomacy ever been tried?

>> No.18532011

>the CG inevitably loses to the cock
An avatar of her hogtied in every church, with her feeling every dick at once and all the creampies transported to her true womb!

>> No.18532026

Fuck off faggot

>> No.18532035

I don't think the goddess whose previous plan for getting people to do what she wanted was Double Genocide™ to instill fear in the population, and who still kinda fucking despises monsters is much for talking with them.

>> No.18532040

I want to live in Tengu's world of Monster Girls with gigantic breasts.

>> No.18532063

>Shes not strong at all.
They're monstergirls anon, so of course a Kiki will have super strength.

>> No.18532072

I want to grope an OniTengu Minotaur.

>> No.18532078

she would if she thinks there is a possibility of losing

>> No.18532082

All monstergirls have inhuman durability/endurance, not necessarily strength.

>> No.18532088

I want to have salt and pepper gray hair and laugh lines but the body of a Greek god and a 2X4 penis I use to plow my forever 21 (TM) fox wife at night!

>> No.18532117

Add 20 years to that age.

>> No.18532125

>forever 21
I want my wife to look her age.

>> No.18532130

I want kikis with those chests.
and familiars.

>> No.18532144
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Age really is just a number for foxes when the natural two-tails are already at least 100 years old.

>> No.18532152

We don't even know what 400 year old women look like though. Maybe the wrinkles fold in on themselves and she gets that youthful glow back.

Ah, an ara connoisseur.

>> No.18532157

Do monstergirls get sick?

>> No.18532174

>Age really is just a number for foxes when the natural two-tails are already at least 100 years old.
I want to give a 5 year old lolifox her second tail!

>> No.18532190

Nothing wrong with what he posted.

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>> No.18532202

Anon NO!

>> No.18532204

Yes, there is.

>> No.18532214

Anon YES!

>> No.18532217

Yes, but with sexy results.
They don't get the same sicknesses as humans do, but there's a few exclusive to MGs.

For example, Demon Realm Fever:
>Monsters normally release a minuscule amount of demonic energy from their bodies, but normally it's under control. When it goes out of control, a huge amount of demonic energy ends up being discharged as a powerful charm spell. The energy of those who contracted the disease that is released as a charm spell will unconsciously target their husband or a man they like if possible. If not, it will pour into any man who approaches, and drive him wild with a powerful lust for the afflicted. Afflicted monsters lose all strength because of a lack of demonic energy. Since they space out and feel feverish while they are afflicted with the illness, even a normally ferocious monster that enjoys raping men will find herself getting thoroughly raped by men driven wild. Additionally, in the middle of sex, energy that is poured inside is immediately converted into demonic energy and continuously poured into the man, so the sex won't end until they both get completely worn out and fall asleep.
>It's not an illness that can lead to death. If they rest for a while and get some sleep, they naturally recover. Also, after getting completely worn out after non-stop sex with a man exposed to demonic energy, if she sleeps a whole night while still joined with him, it's even possible to make a full recovery overnight because the demonic energy released by the afflicted goes through his body and returns to her own body, However, if treated through this method, the man who remained joined with the afflicted will definitely change into an incubus due to his body having been continually exposed to large amounts of demonic energy throughout the night.

>> No.18532258

Foxes are silly.


>> No.18532262
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>Be young knight
>started adventuring for glory
>going into what's apparently dragon territory
>I find nothing of interest
>guess that sign was a lie
>start walking back
>dragon finally shows up
>looks pretty fucking nervous
>failing to keep a straight face
>she starts throwing weak-ass threats at me.
>what the fuck is this
>Is she tearing up?
>mfw I end up having to comfort her
>Tell her I'll try to help her gain confidence
>she smiles at me
Apparently some Dragons are really fucking shy.

>> No.18532267

>the next morning anon takes the lolifox who could easily be his daughteru around the shrine like normal
>everyone's face when she proudly shows off her new tail

>> No.18532286

The entire holy faction is made for public use, from Paladin-chans to Angels to the Goddess herself.

>> No.18532288

A fitting punishment.

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Every girl they are on is top tier.

>> No.18532305

>no fighting with your MG childhood friend over who takes the umbrella, both trying to force the other to protect themselves from the rain, until you both get a cold simultaneously and have to take care of each other

>> No.18532307

Ever heard of Jubjub Flu?

>> No.18532322

Fuck off Sven.

>> No.18532333

Good. Having a cold sucks.
I'll take the doting without the misery.

>> No.18532336

What do dragons do with the princesses they kidnap after they get a husband?

>> No.18532344

She's a kuu-type who remains still while you shear her, but doesn't protest when you start molesting her. Her weakness is being gripped by the horns or hair.

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>> No.18532364

Finding a depressed dragon must be quite something. Praising her until she gains back her smile and confidence is bound to end in a lot of lewd and mushy sex.

They become maids.

>> No.18532411

I want to have a whole staff of princess and paladin-chan maids!

>> No.18532426

Better hope you've stocked up on diapers.

>> No.18532445

Die, Quicksilver.

>> No.18532460

Fuck you too.

>> No.18532461

Not everyone is Quicksilver, buddy boy.

>> No.18532476

Your waifu is trash, Quicksilver.

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Would you ask a stranger for directions in Pandemonium?

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Cute tree.

>> No.18532537

Plant girls are dumb!
They're made to be bullied!

>> No.18532544

>Day 78: Today in my travels I came across a living tree! Her name is Gaia, and she has cute ears!

>> No.18532548

Sure, what's the worse that could happen?

>> No.18532563

>Quote from man raped.

>> No.18532577

Suddenly dryads look cute now. Almost cute enough to put up with being stuck to a tree for life

>> No.18532595

>People who don’t know anything might feel like it’s tragic, but the man inside will never tire of having sweet, gentle intercourse with his beloved wife while experiencing otherworldly pleasure. Furthermore, generally, there are many other dryads nearby, and the dryads and their husbands can go back and forth between the inside of each other's trees, so there is a particular society inside the trees, and they don’t feel lonely.

>> No.18532641

>he doesn't lust for the sweet release of ego death

>> No.18532657

But anon I'm already married!

>> No.18532684

>but the man inside will never tire of having sweet, gentle intercourse with his beloved wife while experiencing otherworldly pleasure
Sounds like mindbreak, I hate it

>> No.18532687


New black harpy art and no it's not futa.

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>> No.18532730

>”....husband.... will rape me....”

>> No.18532749

Exquisite bird.

>> No.18532756

What made you feel the need to post this trash?

>> No.18532758
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Get with the times anon.

>> No.18532770

I heard that their old profile described them as cuckqueans, yet I see nothing of the sort.

>> No.18532772

Would pay a fiver for a disinterested wingjob.

>> No.18532781

So you decided to post the old profile for no reason? Fuck off you faggot.

>> No.18532782

So, if the chief goddess is key to having sons, what kind of monstergirl, after somehow managing to convince the chief goddess to allow the selected monster to birth humans, would be the best to start a country to overthrow the current overlord?

An ice queen? No one would bother you in the secret of your castle. A dark elf? You get the advantage of impregnating your own offspring. A proud valkyrie chosen by the goddess to help bring new demon slayers to this world?

Meh, sex everyday sounds boring.

>> No.18532790

Nightguants are so proud of being rape victims. I find it funny that they can't relax unless they're being raped.

>> No.18532796

I'd pay a bit more for a blowjob.

>> No.18532800

>tfw no dire alp to take with me to Billy Herrington's funeral and then post a hundred gachimuchi videos in memoriam

>> No.18532801

Even if not in direct support of her, no MG would want to overthrow the DL because it means losing everything.
In short >>>/tg/

>> No.18532809

I'd rather pay for a blow job in a shady back alley before deciding to go all in and fuck her against the wall.

>> No.18532820

I'd pay 20 bucks for a cloacal creampie.

>> No.18532824

>There's a MG thread on /tg/ again

Hu, wasn't it banned?

>> No.18532828

Some of the tamer MGs like hosts, sheep, harpies as well as the less rapey ones like wyverns, lizardmen, salamanders, etc. Dhampirs possibly. They could recruit oceanic monsters like nereids and mermaids, and the like. Monsters who really want sons may convert.

>> No.18532831

Maybe it was, you should still fuck off.

>> No.18532834

The Chief Goddess wants to reinstate the system where monsters are mostly non-sapient animals that exterminate entire kingdoms. No mamono is going to make a choice that leads to that. They love their husbands above all else, but there's also an intrinsic love for humanity given to them by the current DL.

>> No.18532836

That's the beauty of chaos girls. Fuck the rules of society, wear goo for clothes and have sex in public places.

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>> No.18532845

>paying for the main course
You poor sod, the trick with monster girl hookers is to pay a bit for foreplay and get them so worked up they can't think straight, not asking you money when you stick it in.
Disclaimer, may or may not come with taking responsibility.

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>> No.18532855

>They love their husbands above all else, but there's also an intrinsic love for humanity given to them by the current DL.
Monsters love humans the same way a junkie loves his stash.

>> No.18532858
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Yep, love.

>> No.18532863

Because you're not wanted here.

>> No.18532867

I think you've confused love with lust.

>> No.18532868

>Some of the tamer MGs
Why? are you gay?

>> No.18532874

About as much love as a man has for his dinner.

>> No.18532877

The DL, every last one of her daughters, the Hero and any survivors of his party, every DL allied god, every DL allied monster, and every monster friendly or tolerant kingdom would unite to annihilate any monster trying to overthrow the DL and bring back the bad old days.

The Demon Lord nearly exterminated the entire tentacle species for scratching her husband. Someone who wants to undo all of her work, kill her dream for coexistence, and turn her subjects back into mindless killers is going to get unmade.

>> No.18532881

They have "Monstergirl Worldbuilding," which involves trying to remove all the lewd and "problematic content" from an inherently niche sexual setting and getting annoyed when it doesn't seem to work. Lots of shade thrown at KC for his Magical Realm.

>> No.18532892

What a shit ruler. She should be replaced with a girl that would have actually finished the job.

>> No.18532894

yeah ok but why

>> No.18532900

>taking responsibility to save a few bucks
Anon pls. I always pay full price for used goods exactly to avoid that.

>> No.18532904
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Nope. They have both.

>> No.18532918
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But then we wouldn't have these cuties.

>> No.18532920

Hey I said may or may not, depends how you play your cards.

>> No.18532921

Because you're a fucking faggot that posts dumb shit due to not putting in effort to actually read the setting before asking retarded questions.

>> No.18532923

You have to be a special kind of retard if you think the Chief God gives a single shit about humanity.

>> No.18532926

>They have "Monstergirl Worldbuilding," which involves trying to remove all the lewd and "problematic content" from an inherently niche sexual setting and getting annoyed when it doesn't seem to work.

Funny, all I see is Order apologism.

>> No.18532932

It's a worthy trade. If they have to go in order for every last tentacle to be eradicated then that's just fine.

>> No.18532936

Well, the goal would be to replace her with someone better at keeping her subordinate in check. Otherwise the one with the army of monster girl would just end up with a feral monster as a wife.

>the entire tentacle species
Is that the lovecraftian MGs? Who's their leader? I though they were the strongest monster girls around.

>> No.18532941
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Kill yourself.

>> No.18532949

I want to find a virgin whorebird who's just starting out and make an exclusive contract with her.

>> No.18532953

But then the magical nut tree wouldn't exist and harem of powerful girls wouldn't grow.

>> No.18532961

That describes /tg/ perfectly.

>> No.18532965

Nah, tentacles are shit and so are you for liking them.

Again, it's a worthy trade.

>> No.18532967

If you don't get mushy things should be fine.

>> No.18532968

Who will praise her if there's no humans around? This has to count for something.

>> No.18532971

And seeing as the Order has the foresight, rationalization, and aptitude of Mr.Magoo, it shows you just how bad it really is in those threads.

>> No.18532972 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself my man.

>> No.18532984

That's still very bad desu.

>> No.18532989

Any coexistence between monsters and humanity is against the interests of the Chief God. She'd let the traitor have a human son, and as soon as the Demon Lord and her daughters are killed, the Chief God would enjoy watching her eat her own husband and children before moving on to ensure that the cycle of genocide never has a chance to end again.

>> No.18532993 [DELETED] 

Just report the faggot. He's probably the same newfag that doesn't know who Billy is.

>> No.18533001

How much extra does it cost to get the winghugs and cuddlesex package? I want her to pretend she really loves me.

>> No.18533005

I wouldn't say so. There is literally nothing wrong with those tentacles as they barely do anything and there are a shitload of people with tentacles fetish.

Hell, there is even a potion that transforms the husband into one so he can rape his wife.

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Newfags have the audacity to get offended over getting called newfags these days. A final solution is in order.

>> No.18533019

I'm sorry anon, but tentacles are fucking garbage.

>> No.18533024

You're looking at the girlfriend package and it would cost you a whole lot, even if it's just for one day. This includes dates you pay for and the hotel.

>> No.18533027

I bet that Tentacle somehow ended up in some Dragon's hoard.

>> No.18533034
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Maybe one day they'll get some sense.

>> No.18533035

Bring back lurk moar

>> No.18533037

Wouldn't gryphons constantly be at odds with greedy dragons trying to find morer gold for their hoard?

>> No.18533038

That's what I'd want to do too, personal whores are the best.
I'd fail instantly then.
>pay for wing hugs, cuddle sex and romantic whispering so you can pretend to have a monster girl lover
>she gets really into it and you think she's a great actor for a whore
>you're just dense and she really has feelings for you

>> No.18533046

Well, yeah, which is why they're described as being able to fend off dragons.

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>> No.18533055

I know you intended that to be insulting, but Mr. Magoo was basically an immortal who maxed LUK.

>> No.18533070

I want to teach a bunch of loli Kikis how to do the booty dance!

>> No.18533074

It's more BDSM than rape.

>> No.18533080

I don't even know who's the newfag who doesn't know who Billy is.

Well, then, make the Chief Godess become the mother.

>> No.18533088

I bet I'd end up crying in her wings, telling her I wish she loved me for real. That'd end up really expensive for me.

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>> No.18533094

>Nightgaunt chooses you to be her ass-slave.


>> No.18533102

Care to explain why? They are just plants who wrap you up and have their way with you.

>> No.18533103 [DELETED] 

Eat shit, newfag.

>> No.18533119

Just have enough money to pay for some dates and a wedding and you should be fine.

>> No.18533120

Go back to TFT, Psychofox.

>> No.18533126

They are your slave/servant not the other way around.

>> No.18533131

I don't like them, I don't like what they do and I view being fucked by tentacles as disgusting as fucking an animal. If my monster wife ever invited me out to a tentacle forest I would divorce her faster than she could start a new sentence.

>> No.18533134

So saucy today, waifu!

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>> No.18533144

That's how you end up laying on top of a black harpy, dick still inside her after cumming inside and bawling your eyes out while she says "there there" and pats your head with her wing.

>> No.18533153
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>being elitist about a wish-fulfilement fantasy world

>> No.18533159

...How much does a wedding cost? Will she stop having sex with other people after I've paid her to marry me?

>> No.18533163 [DELETED] 

>playing dumb
Go away faggot.

>> No.18533172

Please don't wish him on any community, even TFT don't deserve being stuck with him.
But you're making a mistake thinking the image spammer/newfag is him, it's an /monster/, /chaos/ and /cuckquean/ poster doing some cross site shitposting.

>> No.18533180

There's a difference in elitism and calling people retarded faggots for not being able to read a wikipedia page for two minutes.

>> No.18533185

It seems like monster hookers would have to deal with shit like this on an almost daily basis.

>> No.18533189

Its almost as if its some manner of scapegoating or something

>> No.18533205

>defending psychofox
Are you retarded? Shit like this was his whole shtick back when he used to actually post here.

>> No.18533207

Yep, you wouldn't have to worry about a thing after it happened. She might move in with you too and if the miracle of a daughteru happens she'll work as a loving mom for free!

>> No.18533221

>Fend off
But can they BEAT a dragon?

>> No.18533228

I did read quite a bit about the setting, although it was some time ago and new materials may have been added

>> No.18533231

Depends on what they are fighting for and how motivated they are.

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>> No.18533238

How do you even come to that conclusion? Any shitter can shitpost relentlessly if he knows the blame is gonna be dumped elsewhere, regardless of whom

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>> No.18533258

>that dried up man

Must be a wild night

>> No.18533264

Who would be cheaper, a black harpy or a gyaru succubus?

>> No.18533270

He's in need of some intense aftercare. I wonder how succubi would go about that?

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>> No.18533279

Your mom.

>> No.18533280

You mean there are crazy people out there who want to live their lives with their face pressed deep into a Nightgaunt's big, juicy butt?

>> No.18533298

Love is my fetish.

>> No.18533305

Probably she'll cook the best breakfast he's ever had. Keeping her husband strong is a win-win for her too.

>> No.18533317

Just because your momster would be a slut doesn't mean every other one would be like her.

>> No.18533323

And that's why Eros is best goddess.

>> No.18533326

This is one of the reasons I like Holstaurs so much, you’ll never become dehydrated with one.

>> No.18533343

>The god who if some random slut likes the look of a guy whose already married to a monster girl she forces the couple to accept the slut with open arms or they’ll be cursed to never feel love again

>> No.18533347

The Night Gaunt is my favorite monster girl. She is my waifu.

>> No.18533355

Depends which one likes you more and if they decide to drop their price.
If you really want cheap though you're looking for devil bugs.

>> No.18533358

Stretching so hard it'd amaze a slime.

>> No.18533365

>not a Fairy
One job anon.

>> No.18533371

I already made that joke before though.

>> No.18533383

There has to be an item to solve that problem. Either one that causes lactation just like a holst (threadcanon holst milk is just threadcanon, if memory serves) or at least some kind of energy drink for maximum hydration and stamina support.

>> No.18533385

There is nothing wrong with sharing a male.

>> No.18533386

Unconditional love of a man

>> No.18533394

Bigamy end.

>> No.18533402

Then they win and the dragon goes back to lick her wounds. Maybe sulk a bit while she's at it while the Gryphon and her husband engage in baby making sex.

>> No.18533425

I’m sure there’s some demon realm drink or something that does that.

>> No.18533467


>> No.18533477
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I want to get a ryu wife

>> No.18533509

remove gommie

>> No.18533528

>No real freakout about the dragon lady.
Are they british?

>> No.18533538

Would you play Mario party with your waifu?

>> No.18533552

Can you play Mario Party with only wings?

>> No.18533555

>that clinginess

>> No.18533563

Real men crush their tanuki families at fortune street.

>> No.18533572

The only things required to play Mario Party are a TV, console, and RAGE.

>> No.18533583

Yes, wife, daughter and sister.

>> No.18533599
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Zombie catgirls.

>> No.18533600

no pretty sure even a dormouse would snap and break her husband's pelvis if they played mario party for more then one game

>> No.18533603

she's japanese so its ok.

>> No.18533616

>button nose

>> No.18533629

>posting furries
Yiff in hell.

>> No.18533642

>Implying that monster girls don't count has furries.

>> No.18533650

>humans with animal features versus animals with human features
Know the difference, it could save your life.

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>> No.18533678

My wife wouldn't play, but my two kids would and I'd totally game with them!

>> No.18533681

He's shitposting.

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>> No.18533735

>No Dark eldar Haemonculi waifu who enjoys the respect and adoration of her peers for being into the hands down most degenerate fetish a dark eldar could conceive of
>Consensual and loving monogamous relationship with a strong focus on procreation.

>> No.18533747
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She prefers Mario Kart

>> No.18533797
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I think I'll just stick with cute wyches, thank you very much.

Though I wouldn't be against having both

>> No.18533911

>Every day I go out into the woods to Hunt a Rathian-girl but this faggot bazeul-girl keeps showing up and tackling me.

>> No.18533954 [SPOILER] 
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I would rather a craftworld one

>> No.18533974

Both are nice.

>> No.18534006

>Ywn snuggle with an eldar cutie who experiences love on an unfathomably deeper level than you
Gonna need a fuck tonne of weapons to fend off the hordes of jealous demon sluts who get attracted to the super nova of joy, happiness and contentedness that is my elven ayy waifu.

>> No.18534013

Just carry around shit in your pockets and throw them at her

>> No.18534016
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>> No.18534041

I don't want to be a statute.

>> No.18534042

Who carries shit in their pockets though?
It's gross.

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>> No.18534053

Pro hunters carry enough shit to fend off any monster

>> No.18534058

Real men don't pop a squat in the middle of a hunt

>> No.18534084

>I just wanted to serve the empress but these space elves keep trying to rape me

>> No.18534089

Eldar are for sacrificing to slaanesh for a demon waifu.

>> No.18534095

This reminds me, does anyone remember who wrote that medusa story about a guy who meets one online and ends up getting special glasses so he can look at her?

>> No.18534100

Well yeah what do you think she makes those demon waifus out of?

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>> No.18534133
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I've got it right here.

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>> No.18534209

But anon, she can't make you a demon waifu unless you give her a soul to work with!
That's how this shit goes!

>> No.18534218

Space elf waifu > Warp waifu

>> No.18534238

But anon they're one and the same when she's done.

>> No.18534332

That's the one, thanks anon.

>> No.18534353

Do those glasses work for Basilisks too? Would be nice if she can actually see you without blasting you and others with her power.

>> No.18534362

Get that girl a headpat and a cuddle ASAP.

>> No.18534365

Eh, I'd assume that monsters and incubi are immune to her venom.

>> No.18534393

>Slaanesh is so depraved, even the DL tells her to dial it back

>> No.18534417
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She needs a taxi home from Pally and Yeti, she's too drunk

>> No.18534449

Considering Slaanesh is all about UNRESTRAINED, UNFILTERED, MURDERFUCKING.
Yes, the DL would tell her to step it down a notch.

>> No.18534457

Whats the range limit on basilisk gaze?
Couldn't she look at you with binoculars?

>> No.18534541

That's not what /tg/ said.

>> No.18534576
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>Thank you for shopping at Snekmart!~

>> No.18534617

>incubi are immune to her venom
What? No.
It definitely works on their husband, even after the first time (which pretty much instantly incubizes them).

>> No.18534633
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>> No.18534637

What do they sell at snekmart that i can't just buy at Danukistore?

>> No.18534642

Silly horse NEET, this is how you get chubby.

>> No.18534645

>tfw no lazy Centaur homestay to bring fresh carrots to.

>> No.18534647

Would medusas have a "thing" for blindmen?

>> No.18534665
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Well for starters, you have a much smaller chance of the items you buy spontaneously turning into leaves upon purchasing them.

>> No.18534673

That's not true at all, I mean her methods are similiar, but the goals are completely different.

>> No.18534685
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>> No.18534693
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Reminder that most succubi can't tell the difference of spirit energy from a pitcher of milk and spirit energy of a man.

>> No.18534706

What if you leave a pitcher of your own 'milk'.

>> No.18534710
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What if the Succubus gives you a pitcher of her own milk and her own hand in marriage?

>> No.18534724

Then you bully her for wanting to be just like your holstaur waifu.
>Silly succubus, only holsts make the best milk.

>> No.18534726

Being in a lamia mating ball seems fun.

>> No.18534749

I like the idea of monsters trying to grab a piece your heart while you're already married. It could lead to some fun cosplaying situations and a very clingy wife.

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>> No.18534783

Support your assertion.

>> No.18534812

NTR is pure trash, unless you're insinuating that their advances are always ineffectual and inconsequential in which case there's no point.

>> No.18534837
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But harems are always fine.

>> No.18534839

Only if it's one of the old daemonettes and not the newer tumblr-looking ones.

>> No.18534848

Except for everyone who doesn't want one.
If you want a harem go and make it yourself.

>> No.18534853

>old daemonettes
They got redesigned? What?

>> No.18534862

From http://pro.bols.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/daemonette-3rd.jpg
to https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99129915036_Daemonettes01.jpg

>> No.18534900

What completely non sexual thing could your waifu do to bully, tease or otherwise benevolently torment you anon?

>> No.18534902

It's not NTR if you don't fuck them and fun things can be fun. Just imagine all the spaghetti a lizard would drop as she pretends to be a dragon.
And like the other anon said, harems are fine and it's your choice if you want one.

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>> No.18534919 [DELETED] 

>literal /trash/ topic
Die die die

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Careful with those words anon, there are quite a few ways you could "make" a harem

>> No.18534946 [DELETED] 

Go back to /tg/

>> No.18534995 [DELETED] 

>tower girls
I'll pass.

>> No.18535007 [DELETED] 

>4 furries
>a fucking trap
I want to strangle you so badly

>> No.18535019

Would you buy cookies from a Monster Girl Scout?

>> No.18535026

We all know that would end with me getting raped by the Sabbath. So no.

>> No.18535033


>> No.18535035


>> No.18535043

Of course.

Who buys magic cookies and then eats them right there on the goddamn doorstep?
Hell, the scout might be too stunned to even do anything.

>> No.18535058

Honestly If there was a Loli dark mage or two with cookies that are so obviously drugged its cartoonish, I'd buy a box and eat them on the spot. Wouldn't break eye-contact with them either.

>> No.18535072

>Buys clearly magical cookies from the monster girl scouts
>Proceed to eat them right then and there while starring them dead in the eyes,
>They are to scared to rape you.

>> No.18535076

I want to dress a baphomet up as a right and proper mahou shoujo and then fuck her.

>> No.18535077

Only from erotically dressed Sabbath Scouts!

>> No.18535081

Good taste anon! Those kinds of outfits are really great.

>> No.18535108

What are the flavors?

>> No.18535115

Probably happens not uncommonly when their group's Familiars decide to give some suggestions.

>> No.18535134

Friendly reminder to be very careful about taking suggestions from the Familiar peanut gallery.

You give them the satisfaction of taking one suggestion and then they get all excited and crazy!

>> No.18535174

Only if they have Tagalongs.

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>this will never be scanned

>> No.18535216

Oh my

>> No.18535249
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Dragon butt.

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>> No.18535305

Buy it and it could be scanned

>> No.18535313

I've never uploaded anything ive bought

>> No.18535329

A Dragonloli will never sit on your face.
Stop spamming images without context.

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>> No.18535365

I want to be tortured by a Titania.

>> No.18535366

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.18535382
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Feel the eel

>> No.18535388
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What gives you the false impression that you've been a positive contribution to the threads? Mindless spamming hasn't done you any favors.
Just stop.

>> No.18535411
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Milk foxes.

>> No.18535423
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Anon no!

>> No.18535427

Anon, her version of torture is watering down fruit juice for you.

A rare breed.
Would be fun though, like the dairy elf discussion from earlier but with mofu.

>> No.18535430

Would it be suspicious if a medusa was a sculptor?

>> No.18535442

I will never get over that "Sushi Special" sign being a subtle penis.

>> No.18535466
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They're pretty much the epitome of mom material in my opinion.
It's their husband's duty to give them as many little foxes as possible.

>> No.18535475

She may get weird looks, yes.

Big breasts are needed for daughteru feeding.

>> No.18535498

My greatest weakness.

>> No.18535524

>That skirt
The amounts of breeding I'd do to a girl like that would be unreal.

>> No.18535538

How do you know it's not the hemline of a dress?

>> No.18535544

That's true. It's still pretty short though and would work as an invitation for me to pound her until she couldn't walk anymore and became a complete moaning mess.

>> No.18535551

>She gives you cookies but no milk
>Or a pancake without syrup
>Or coffee with nothing whatsoever

>> No.18535572

Wait what's wrong with that post, it doesn't waste an image and there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the image
Not him but I bet you'll act like I am

>> No.18535581

I'm none of them but just a link with no context, no comment, no fucking nothing is about the most worthless post you could possibly make.

>> No.18535588

If you're able to produce a pitcher you're probably an incubus and therefore married and therefore safe. The waifu might appreciate a midnight snack, though I'm sure she'd be concerned by you jerking it into a pitcher.

>> No.18535599

I suppose

>> No.18535603

I love when artists balance out oversize breasts with lower bodies to match.

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2018 is already looking better than 2017.

>> No.18535701
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It makes the difference between "twig & balloons" and NEED TO BREED.

>> No.18535741

Remember, there's nothing funny about taking your imotou to a garage sale and letting her grab a shirt that reads "The Need to Breed" on it

>> No.18535796

I only buy cookies from the nice Wendigo Snuggle Scout

>> No.18535834
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Hail to the queen.

>> No.18535877

Are they shaped like little stars, snowmen, and stretchy meats?

Slime Maid Empress is cute!

>> No.18535886

I like that little slime crown more than I should.

>> No.18535896

Even if my imouto is sticc?

>> No.18535899

Well it needs to be cute and show how she's the main one!

>> No.18535916

Then you especially shouldn't because then its ironic.

>> No.18535924

Is that possible? Because you should like it a lot.

>> No.18535941

I'd buy my imouto a big boss shirt. I think she'd look cute with it.

>> No.18535947

But then you'll have her asking who big boss is and have her hiding in cardboard boxes with a candy cigar in her mouth.

>> No.18535968

What sort of shirts should a Sticcubus imouto wear, then?
>I fuck for FUN, not to BREED
>Ask about my infertility discount
>You know you won't have to take responsibility with arrows pointing to her lack of hips

>> No.18535971
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Wendimom bakes the cookies so she makes a lot of meat shapes

>> No.18535979

She would have one reading
>I M A G I N E

>> No.18536006

Aren't those for Scyllas?

>> No.18536013

>Little steak, burger, and stretchy meat shapes, along with pig, cow, and chicken shapes.

Wendi-mom is a surprisingly good cook.

>"Not All Skeletons Are Dead"

>> No.18536024

now thats a good shirt for Scylla and i want a picture of her wearing it

>> No.18536031

Arachne are what you're thinking of and this is a different IMAGINE. It's not about seven vaginas (or more) but the ease with which one could manhandle such a slender, lightweight body during intercourse.

>> No.18536057
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I want a Holst tomboy wife with a shirt that reads "The Moneymakers"

>> No.18536077

She got the wrong boss but even then I'd still play along by giving her an eyepatch and a fake horn. It would look cute with her fluffy ears.

>> No.18536096

That's when you compliment her large biceps right?

Little Kitsune imotou?
Are you going to wait till she beats you at something or succeeds really well just to Point to fingers at her and exclaim that she's 'Pretty Good"

>> No.18536116

I now want a shirt with "mommy maker" printed so close to the hem it can only be referring to my dick.

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If my Dark Mage imouto was chuuni enough to wear an eyepatch I'd skullfuck her right there in the living room.

>> No.18536138

Damn I literally just find out about him and now he's dead. RIP

>> No.18536147

>"Heh, check it babe. 'The moneymakers', heh heh!"
>"Oou, but then why aren't there arrows pointing to your biceps?"
>"Pff, dork. That's not what you were focusing on last night~"
Demon Lord help you if you're single wearing that. You'd be asking for it from desperate CCs.

>> No.18536165

If titanias worked in red light districts would they be rental mommys?

>> No.18536169

Maybe not but those are some impressive muscles she'd be sporting, along some big 'guns'.

And for that second bit I'd wear a 'Lonely and Looking Shirt' if it meant I could get a girl.

>> No.18536192

>You'd be asking for it from desperate CCs.
Yes, yes I would be. I also need something else that reads "will fuck for cuddles." Or maybe "free hugs" if I'm feeling less raunchy. Would I look like a retarded congoer? Yes. Would I get physical contact from cuddlebugs? Also yes.

>> No.18536226

Imoutos are for impregnating.

>> No.18536236

>Approach tomboy holst wife and lay her back down against the couch as she smirks playfully
>Bury face between her braless mammoth tits, feeling them squish around your head
>All while bringing your hands up to rub and caress her biceps, which she instinctively pulls up and flexes so you can get a real good feel of them
>She's smiling but you can hear her breathing pick up
>She just goes crazy when you worship her body like this
>You can feel a bit of wetness around your cheeks as she starts to let up her flexing and you hear the smallest moan-
>-and at that you grin and turn your head up while flicking her forehead
>"Made ya drip!"
>"You!! Fucking asshole!"
>She laughs as she whacks you in the head with a pillow and pulls your head back in, growling in mock anger as she slyly also wraps her powerful thighs around you to keep you from running off
Tomboys are best.
It's quite a different context when instead of lolsorandumbxdsquee girls coming up and hugging you, its Succubi in ultra slutty cosplay, gorgeous Yuki-Onna who is a quiet fan of the con's topic, or just a casual monstergirl who just by nature of being a monstergirl is gorgeous and erotic in just a t shirt and jeans.

>> No.18536244

Little familiar imouto.
I'd pretend to lose to her just to do that. I can just imagine how sparkly and out of character she'd get then.

And let's not forget the custom design to it and maybe some magic symbols on her arm to make it look special.

>> No.18536258

That they are, especially when they have killer bodies like her.

Breaking character like that, its cute!

>> No.18536279
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Abomination and undead brothel with a house of horrors theme when?

>> No.18536332

>Catch your tomboy holst wife lazing in the barn, hat pulled over her eyes with a hay straw hanging out her mouth
>Body sweaty from a long day's work, flannel tie off barely containing her massive breasts and killer abs underneath, tail laying aside where she sleeps and one leg crossed over the other with dirty hooves
What do?

>> No.18536344

Bring her a glass of lemonade and a towel.
Although it would be a tad awkward to live out on a farm considering my dislike of gardening and tech-focus regarding my career

>> No.18536360

She could work the farm stuff and you could commute on the Gremlin Superrail into the city for work. Plenty of ways to make it work.

>> No.18536388

>Flick her ear after bringing out a pitcher and glass of lemonade and a towel
>"Hrmm? Well hey there! What's cookin good lookin?"
>Hand her the glass and hold out the towel
>She smiles at your kindness but then gets a devious glint in her eye
>"Well thank you kindly... but why don't YOU towel me off while I enjoy this here drink?"
>She stands up to lean against a post, grabbing the glass of lemonade with her, but as she does so she leisurely unties her shirt, which falls around her ankles, leaving her entire upper body, including her tremendous breasts, fully exposed
>She leans against the post and holds one of her arms up while the other holds her drink and beckons you forward, swaying her chest
>"Get dryin', sugar~"

>> No.18536389

Could be, although I'd certainly learn magic if given the opportunity.

Mostly because I want to learn runes for muscle-maging and adventure
Granted, its not really fit for the modern world but I guess a super rail of some sort or teleportation would make it easy.

Plus side, I would always love a holst wife because nothing makes me happier than a glass of cold milk.

>> No.18536396

Would enjoy.
10/10 wife.

>> No.18536397

>the Gremlin Superrail
How many human boys have to be strapped into milking machines to keep that thing going?

>> No.18536427

It's actually an ingenious contraption- there's a voluntary car near the back that basically is a strip club/proactive dating site where monsters and men go to hook up. The excess spirit energy and mana that gets filtered out of said room powers the train, and men and monsters get to make love with other DTF folks at the same time. A genius invention by Gremmy!

>> No.18536432

One guy and his Dark Matter wife, theoretically.

>> No.18536440

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some monster girls have easy and convenient uses to them, like lava golems being able to warm up your cold feat or having a yuki chill your drinks!

>> No.18536458

>At a swanky nightclub
>The lighting is really dope, very cool mood lighting
>Look up and see that one of the sources of light is a small transparent room with a Lava Golem in it
>Tap the glass and ask her if this is her job
>"Oh no! This is just my room. Real cheap rent!"
>Tanuki club owner comes along and bustles you away, huffing about 'dont distract the infrastructure!'

>> No.18536469

But she'd prefer to serve you her milk warm. I hear a glass if holst milk and a goodnight handjob are a great way to fall asleep.

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>> No.18536486

Yep, and slimes could even sell parts of themselves as flavoring if they need extra money.

Bubble slime a best due to being sour.

While warm is good on occasion, cold is best for cereal.

>> No.18536511

Only the original CG could do that. The current one, which is the third I think, isn't strong enough yet.

>> No.18536536

How do you convince a minotaur to let you drink from the tap?

>> No.18536544
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Corrupting the Order is the only way to save them.

>> No.18536548

Lay her down in a sunny spot to initiate sleepy time, then go for the source while she's half asleep. You won't need to ask once she realizes how much she likes it. She may still put up mock resistance though.

>> No.18536716

I'm telling you we could end the war in a week if the demon lord would just let us dark matter everything.

>> No.18536723

Word of God says that the Chief God is the only thing keeping the Demon Lord from giving MGs boy makers.

>> No.18536737

Monsters are pretty relaxed about the whole conflict, really.
I mean shit, the one MG group that actually actively gets shit done is called the "Radical Faction."

>> No.18536756

I need to go reread the setting info (or rather, read all of it) but it's kind of too bad the DL doesn't want to/can't just get shit over with and make things better for everyone. With a few holdout exceptions she should have the resources to do so if she united the monsters, got them off their husband's collective penises and got them to work without the single ones going baby crazy.

>> No.18536767

She likes humans and humanity. They have to choose MGs, otherwise the whole thing is pointless.

>> No.18536781

IIRC, every time a MG gets a husband, the Demon Lord gains more power.

>> No.18536813
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Best snek.

>> No.18536825
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>have tomboy monster friend
>you both do everything together and might as well be married
>the two of you are both too dense to realize that everyone around you is waiting for you to hurry up and fuck already

>> No.18536835

>Start a horde already, you two!
>Yeah! Those small villages aren't going to raid themselves!

>> No.18536837

>tfw no basilisk gf to cosplay as Fire Keeper for you
It'd be perfect, man

>> No.18536842

I want to hug my best friend.

>> No.18536843

>"Sup Anon."
>"Sup Browns. Oh hey, your tit popped out. Here, I'll get it."
>"Thanks nerd. So what's up?"
>Conversation continues casually as onlookers are stunned at anon casually fondling her breast to get it put back under her strap

>> No.18536848

I'd drink with my best monster friend.

>> No.18536852

Tied with echidna, I think.

>So comfy with each other you only react a little to her scent now
>She just laughs it off when she notices she gave you a boner
>Everyone is confused by the fact that you haven't ended up balls deep in her yet
I bet she doesn't even like pillaging.

>> No.18536856

>"Ya can't start a horde with just two people, dummy."
>"Yeah, that's not enough to raid anyone."
>everyone just facepalms

>> No.18536879
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A very dense P'Orc probably said that.

She hasn't experienced the pleasure of being a sow yet.

>> No.18536896

>"Hey dork, smell my crotch"
>"Get stuffed, I ain't fallin for that again"
>"Cmooon, don't you wanna?"
>"Only if you smell my balls, cunt!"
>"Pff, put yer sack where yer mouth is, dick!"
>"Alright, you're on! I'll smell your crotch while you smell mine, first one to get fully aroused loses!"
>"Yer on nerd!"
Completely platonic.

>> No.18536915

If a High Orc tried to bully me into pressing my face into my crotch I wouldn't put up much resistance.

>> No.18536924

I don’t know, her chapter hasn’t been translated yet.

>> No.18536932

>Meanwhile, Oomukade childhood friend of a human watches with envy
>"H-haha, Anon, wouldn't it be really really f-funny if we were like that."
>"Uh I mean unless you don't think that would be funny that would be okay too sorry for bringing it up sorry again I'll shut up now sorry"
She needs a big sister to show her the ropes of a confident, "completely platonic" tomboy friendship

>> No.18536933

>"Ha, yer hard!"
>"And you're dripping on my face."
>She sighs
>"'Nother tie, huh? You wanna..."
>"Yeah, I'll go take care of this little guy."
>"You got ten minutes 'fore the game starts. But uh, you still got that cast o' yer dick from Shop?"
>"Yeah yeah, you can borrow it. Just clean it up this time."
>"You don' like da bonus round?"
>"I do, that's why I almost won this time."
Fuck, I need a childhood friend like that.

>> No.18536946

Anon, I think your spine might.

>> No.18536958

Oh whoops, that's a hilarious typo.

>> No.18536961

I like the idea of a high orc scheming ways of getting anon to smell her.

>> No.18536970

If she were actually trying it'd just result in a bunch of headlock, arms over your shoulder and some man spreading on her part. With a scent like hers I doubt much effort would be required. Your reactions would probably be delicious regardless.

Now just imagine if you had a troll after you too.

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How about holding Anon in a sweaty headlock, like this?

>> No.18537009
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Goat taurs.

>> No.18537010

>Sweaty High Orc trying to get you to smell her spread legs
>Lovely, fat butt Troll timidly rubbing up against you so you can smell her pleasant scent
>Big musclewan putting you close to her armpits after she works out
AAHH!!! Its all too much!!!

>> No.18537020

Found the alp

>> No.18537026


Slimes are versatile!

>> No.18537041
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They certainly are.

>> No.18537042

>Still haven't cum yet huh?!
>Looks like I'll have to use THAT!

>> No.18537048

I'd rather headlock a muscular monster

>> No.18537073

I want to swim in a pool of the purest water filtered through my waifu.

>> No.18537082

Is there like a monster girl starter pack?

>> No.18537092

>"Ehehe, my stomach's gotten so big. I hope we get to see the baby soon."
>Honey, that's a watermelon.
>"I wonder if it'll have your eyes."
Just play along, for your slime's sake

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and then this happens

>> No.18537101

Yeah, you get nine commons and a foil.

>> No.18537103

>lost 10lbs since last month
>dieted and ate filling but healthier foods
>cut soda and mainly drink water & tea with lemon to fill the sugar craving
>feel better about myself overall but afraid of losing the habit and going back to lazy ways
>tfw no kikimora to keep me motivated

>> No.18537107

>official mge card game
shut up and take my money

>> No.18537115

Dear god, FUCK that. Can I please just get all of the setting books translated? I'll buy them. Seven Seas, pls.

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>> No.18537131

I feel like that'd be part of a package for getting a nerdy monstergirl harem through a dating site.

>> No.18537134

What is the best kind of outfit for loli monstergirls?

>> No.18537136


>> No.18537137

Their older boyfriends shirt!

>> No.18537139

giant robot armor

>> No.18537143


>Succubus goes into your local friendly game store to seduce some nerdy young men
>"Ara ara? What game is that? Magic? I'll show you real magic...Here, let me play..."
>3 months later
>"The fuck is this shit? Smokestacks? Really? You're actually going a land destroying strat?I should rape the insolence out of you."

>> No.18537144

how would that work?

>> No.18537152

To be fair that's basically the best outfit every MG. So simple, so good.

>> No.18537157


>> No.18537158

Monstergirls getting into nerd shit is the best.

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>> No.18537171

>put this on a monstergirl dating site
>date shows up with a skirt and shirt made completely out of band aids.

>> No.18537174

True. Bonus points if they occasionally hold it to their nose and huff their lover's scent.

>> No.18537179

That depends on the loli monstergirl anon. The best outfit for one that's always on my mind would be a sexy latex catsuit, at least at the current moment.

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>> No.18537184

I have a phobia of latex.

>> No.18537192

next time be more specific.

>> No.18537196

My condolences anon, but I don't see how that's my problem.

>> No.18537201

God do I want to see my demonfu's perfect ass in her Morrigan costume.

>> No.18537208

School uniforms or idol outfits.

>> No.18537229
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Good stuff.

>> No.18537235

Erotic dance costumes!

>> No.18537257

The waifu and I would have to do our best to keep our eldest from learning she was conceived in that costume.

>> No.18537258

What happens when she bends over right in front of you and it rips down the middle exposing her naughty bits because she got the costume so long ago that she's had time to fill out since then?

>> No.18537271

One, that's impossible since she makes them herself and knows her own measurements.
Two, if those tights rip then that means she intended for it to happen and the only thing I can do is lay down, whip out my dick and let her ride.

>> No.18537286

And I'm no political affiliate one way or the other, but dammit, a night like tonight I'd just love to see my Baroness strut in in a sexy, tight, slutty dark military outfit that's legally distinct from any real world military outfits but only just.

>> No.18537293

Does your waifu have an accent anon? If no, would she fake one for this sort of cosplay?

>> No.18537299

I mean you can't go wrong with a military cap, corset, tights and "fuck me" boots.

>> No.18537305

Typically just an upper class NA accent, but yes, absolutely in this case. Full Fraulein, Officer Dominatrix of the Demon Army Secret Defense, and she'd throw in her own fearboner flair to it.
You really can't, mang. You really, really fuggin cant.

>> No.18537308

corsets are overrated and bad for your health
unless you have spine trauma of course

>> No.18537310

What if she has all that on under the uniform? And then slowly strips it off to reveal the lewd stuff?

>> No.18537313

>Corsets are bad for your health? No, Herr Anon-
>(Snaps whip)
>-I- am bad for your health~

>> No.18537315

>Full Fraulein, Officer Dominatrix of the Demon Army Secret Defense, and she'd throw in her own fearboner flair to it.
Good on you anon!

>> No.18537327

>Baronnessfag's towering wife in sexy not!SS outfit
That's a lotta leg to be showing off.

>> No.18537332

Eew. I thought Slaneeshi demons were supposed to be as beautiful as they were horrifying.

>> No.18537338

How would your waifus even store all these cosplay outfits?

>> No.18537342

I'd never feel so small and made insignificant by someone else and FUCK if that doesn't turn me on so god damn much

>> No.18537344

I'd still do her.

>> No.18537350

Even basic succubi have access to minor planes of their own designs to keep their room in, let alone a full Demon. Closets of holding are practically a nonthought for them to create and access.

>> No.18537356

Never trust a girl with a hound large enough to fuck her insensate.

>> No.18537366

I'm quite sure I've mentioned the Collection Room before anon, that's where me, my waifu and daughteru would store all of our various outfits and toys and things. It'd be a very organized and aesthetically pleasing storage system!

>> No.18537371

She's a Shog, so she is the outfits. Sometimes she's even the closet.

>> No.18537383

>Shog waifu is the closet
>anon unwittingly goes in
>impish giggling echoes around him when he leaves

>> No.18537391

Shoggy, no!

>> No.18537393

Closet with a gate to an Eros dominated section of Pandemonium in it. Incidentally her idea of a "quickie before going to work" takes seconds on the outside but about ten hours on the inside.

>> No.18537402

It's pretty convenient for getting dressed. She just makes you promise not to open your eyes while she's putting your clothes on.

>> No.18537408

That's just asking to get yourself dressed in something really embarrassing anon!

>> No.18537425

I like when shoggoths fuss over conserving their masters sanity.

>> No.18537431

>Shog dresses you in a #1 Employee (of My Heart) dress shirt
>"Sillyslime, you know I can't go to work like this"
>The face that suddenly sprouted from your shirt pouts, and suddenly acquiesces
>You go to work in a #1 Employee (of My Heart) tie that day
>Whenever a female co-worker approaches you, "#1 Employee AND HAPPILY MARRIED HUSBAND" is suddenly incorporated into the design of your tie
>You swear you can hear your coffee mug stew in jealousy

>> No.18537454
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Shog is so cute and I imagine married life with her every day!!!

>> No.18537583

Sundress and colorful velcro sneakers.

>> No.18537604

vampire onee-san!

>> No.18537609

Vampire okaa-san.

>> No.18537705

Vampire obaa-san?

>> No.18537846

Vampire hahaue?

>> No.18537852
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Vampire loli

>> No.18537889
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We need more Lizardgirl stories

>> No.18537893

Once there was a Lizard, she had a cute tail and I married her, the end.

>> No.18537927

I had this one idea for a travelling trio of monsters
Lizardwoman, sahugin and salamander
I forget the rest of the story but a thief gets kicked in the face and the salamander breaks a rifle with a headbutt

>> No.18537964
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How much of a blockhead is she that she can break guns with her face?

>> No.18537981

Not much if it's one of those modern cheap plastic ones.

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So yeah, having a threesome with a lesser succ and the doll that caused it sounds nice

>> No.18538003

Those "modern cheap plastic ones" are still stupidly rugged. The Brits have an unwritten requirement that you be able to kill a cow with the butt of theirs, so our sally's head is probably at least on that level.

>> No.18538017

I want to fugg a doll without realizing she's a living one.

>> No.18538019

I'm not talking about a military grade polymer gun, I'm talking about a civilian grade piece of shit.

>> No.18538041

>They don’t just assault the men they like as other monsters do. They sometimes pretend to be an ordinary doll, and many men have taken them home after being captivated by their charm. Dolls are media that can easily carry demonic energy, to begin with, and these girls who are doll monsters can also possess a large amount of demonic energy in their body. Having one of them at home will cause continual exposure to demonic energy and their power of charm. Eventually, by the time they reveal their true form and attack, the man will already be deeply in love, and he’ll be helpless to resist sex with them. Once one lets himself be charmed by them, it will be too late by the time he realizes that they’re a monster.

So its really just a game of who attacks who first
Also, I don't know about you, but if I stuck my dick in a doll and she started moaning I would freak the fuck out

>> No.18538047

I still wouldn't want my skull against most of those but that does open the window for something like a Taurus you can break by sneezing at it, though even that's a generalization. I suppose it also depeneds what exactly "breaks" entails too.

>> No.18538057

You reminded me of this.

The arts not great, but its more the concept I want to bring up here

>> No.18538058

I'd prefer it if she played dead until I'd finished inside her.

At that point I'd have slept with her for months, sniffing and stroking her hair every night, and opened up my heart to her as a therapy aid. She'd know everything about me. Then, as my semen flowed deep into her porcelain womb, she'd softly embrace me and tell me she loved me and everything would be alright from then on.

>> No.18538072

No, yandere Vampire okaa-san who mixes her blood into every meal she makes for you so that the two of you will be together forever.

>> No.18538203
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The vampire's half-human dhampir daughter is working for the Imperium... Or is she just working as a double agent to corrupt and spread monster girl-demon energy throughout the human Imperium for the sake and love of her vampire mother, human dad and fellow monster girls?

>> No.18538234

Why are you like this?

>> No.18538401
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dont mofu the strangers

>> No.18538490

“Shop smart. Shop Snekmart!”

>> No.18538519

What do onaholes bought from Danukistore turn into?

>> No.18538522

How would a dragon mother react to seeing her MERE'd daughter for the first time?

>> No.18538533

DE > Warp

>> No.18538537

Automatons. It scans whatever you fap to the most and make one to your specifications.

>> No.18538566

That's the literal opposite of a ripoff, though. That's something I'd expect from Grem-Line.

>> No.18538579

She'd probably be proud that her daugheru found a worthwhile partner for life.

>> No.18538600
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Space Paladin-chan > Rural Paladin-chan
I'm going to take as many as possible captive so I can molest their cute bobcuts with my nose while rubbing my dick all over their butt armor!

>> No.18538629

Just discovered the existence of gallinipper mosquitoes. Now I'm imagining a 6'+ tall Vamp Mosquito who'll bite you until you pass out from pleasure.

>> No.18538645

>that face
So much shit art being posted here lately.

>> No.18538652


>> No.18538682

You sure showed me.

>> No.18538747

>that art

>> No.18538768

He's a blatant fa/tg/uy with no sense of self-awareness, that's why.

>> No.18538780

isnt there a big overlap between tg and here?

>> No.18538798

It was relatively moderate until /tg/ had full-on monstergirl threads rife with faggotry, both figuratively and literally. Now that faggotry has been leaking into here for the past few months.

>> No.18538803

It's no lie or exaggeration when I tell you that everyone here sincerely wishes for a /tg/ genocide.

>> No.18538816

you say that but when high orc came out I saw people making references to warhammer orcs.

>> No.18538823

I dont really care myself
I just want to write stories and chill

>> No.18538831

Warhammer orcs are widely known through their long history, some very popular video games, and the recent Middle Earth games that copy all their actual traits.

Being familiar with them doesn't mean that an user is a fa/tg/uy, one of the most reprehensible varieties of nerd imaginable.

>> No.18538833

So you dont care that /tg and spacebattles are trying to force their general interpretations of MGE onto others harder then those shitters at MGU ever did?

>> No.18538838

i will make a vampire have the NEED to be IMPREGNATED!

>> No.18538842

Yes because their views are as likely to catch on here as a whale is going to fly around the Sahara.

>> No.18538860

Maybe I have a stupid amount of faith in humanity, but not everyone who hears that the MGE is a vortext of 40k analogies believes such

>> No.18538878

I think its far more likely that this place converts them than the other way around .
I mean thats how its starts sometimes ,
you'll talk about wanting to fight space elves (but in the back of your mind you want to waifu them)

>> No.18538880

Made me think of sin in FFX when i popped up in the dessert

>> No.18538894

Depends on the type of loli.

An Anubis wearing an exotic dancer -style long narrow loincloth, except with a completely opaque loincloth part and no panties, would fit well.
A Wight would look good in an alternate style dress with a miniskirt-length hem, or in a nightgown and lingerie.
Some like Salamander and Dark Mage already have fitting profile outfits.

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What about summer dresses?

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>> No.18538936

>I think its far more likely that this place converts them than the other way around .
No it won't. This place screams bloody murder if you even mention the A word, no one here will "convert"

>> No.18538937

Is it NTR if you get a blowjob from a Mermaid with one of these?

>> No.18538941

its a threesome

>> No.18538944

>tfw I'm into this
>but at the same time not into femdom

>> No.18538945

I want to watch a Mermaid vomit out a mouthful on tongue parasite lolis

>> No.18538955

How about turning the tables on your captor?

>> No.18538956

Please no.

>> No.18538958

A tiny groan gasping its way past his lips.

However, it wasn't the pain from the fall that had pulled the sound from him. His breath deep and greedy, sucking in the overwhelming aroma that coated every inch of the room. A thick, heavenly scent that left him salivating.

“Fuck…” Jasper whispered, having yet to pick himself from off the floor. Frozen and disoriented, his own clothes feeling suddenly stifling. The room hot and humid, and his pants uncomfortably tight.

“Why hello there!” It was a voice, but it wasn't the voice. This one was loud and giddy. Nothing like the calm, gentle rasp of the first voice that had so gratefully asked for help. It was younger and more… excited.

Jasper had expected little, when he had followed the voice. Perhaps a young village girl, or a posey collecting mother. Some poor soul that had followed their curiosity, and ended up getting in a sticky situation.

But this… this was far beyond any of his meager expectations.

This was a colossal fuckup.

Being so close to Lescatie, the occasional demon sighting was to be expected. In the past he had seen childhood friends carted off like cattle, and even been manhandled himself once or twice. But he had been lucky enough to avoid becoming the brief lover of some horny creature.

Being captured was a sure-fire way to an early grave.

Death by fornication.

When at last Jasper raised his gaze from the moss covered floor, gorgeous was the first word that came to mind. Followed quite quickly by a far different word.


Of the countless demon species roaming the lands, the pair were of a breed that Jasper could actually recognize at first glance. The forests overtaking of the mansion making all the more sense, the two demons looking perfectly at home in the lush greenery that covered every inch of the room.

A canopy of vines suspended high overhead, with fat green pods hanging like teardrops from the weave work. A single skinny vine attached to each pod.

“Such a sweet boy, coming to our rescue without a single doubt in his mind.” The woman who spoke possessed the calm voice that had first tempted Jasper up the stairs, her smile gentle and hands loosely clasped in front of her.

But despite her charm and the quiet air about her, there was nothing normal about the woman staring Jasper down. Her skin a light tint of emerald, and long hair a vibrant shade of violet.

Of all the things, he had to wander into an Alraune nesting ground.

The emerald skinned woman was mature and shapely, with wide hips and a bust size that promised back issues. Breasts full and accentuated with the clasping of her hands against her flat stomach. But what caught Jasper's attention at second glance, was the massive pink flower that came halfway up her thighs.

The petals meticulously preened and cared for.

“Don’t you think he looks kind of shrimpy, Lilyana?” The second Alraune looked down her nose at Jasper, as if he was scum. Her eyes rolling and hands planted upon her hips, attitude brash and arrogant.

Unlike the first Alraune; who was apparently named Lilyana, the second demon had ashen skin and bright red hair. The long locks tied up in pigtails, a particularly youthful style that spoke of her age. Looking to be younger of the two demons before him.

But like the other Alraune, she was shapely and noticeably top heavy. Breasts impressively large, but less so than ‘Lilyana's’, her flower base a shade of vibrant purple that matched the two small flowers pressed into the base of each pigtail.

“Who.. who are you?” Jasper stammered out, lightheaded and sweating through his shirt. Blinking slowly, dumbly. And then rapidly, trying to clear the fog that weighted him down.

Alraune were… not overly complicated demons in comparison to some. The species a plant based one that often resided in forests, their humanoid forms no more than a creative ruse to attract men. The giant flower being the actual creature, while the beautiful girl was simply… a self made lure. The plants releasing a powerful scent that easily drew prey in. Either men for them to milk, or other demons that wished to coax their nectar from them.

Both a pleasurable option for the plant.

>> No.18538967

Oooh, look at the poor dear. He’s all confused.” Lilyana spoke of him, like one might speak of a puppy. Her hands extended out temptingly to Jasper, only for the floor to shift beneath him. Tendrils wrapping snugly around his wrists and slithering down his body, wrapping around him and bodily lifting him from off the floor.

Tugging him deeper into the room and away from the gaping doorway, hands meeting as Lilyana linked their fingers together. Settling Jasper down carefully in front of her, the petals of her flower base brushing up against his legs.

“I’m Lilyana, and that over there is my sister, Camellia. What might your name be?” Her thumbs drew circles against the back of Jasper's hands, their fingers loosely grasped. The close proximity letting the abundant swell of Lilyana’s breasts press against his chest, the hard peek of her nipples straining from beneath the simple leaf covers doned upon the tip of each mound.

Apart from the scant leafage the pair wore like clothing, the sisters were practically in the nude. Their coverage almost comically minimal, with their nipples and crotches just covered enough with leafs to hide them from view. While leaving almost every other inch of smooth skin on display, their hands and arms covered in stark white gloves.

Lilyana’s gloves riding all the way up to below her underarms, while Camellia’s stopped mid-forearm.

“I’m… i’m…” It took a moment of stammering for Jasper to even remember the question Lilyana had asked him, at last blurting out “I’m Jasper Blackwell.”

“Well ‘Jasper Blackwell’, what brings you to the outskirts of Lescatie? It's not often Carmellia and I get unexpected visitors.” Jasper knew it was rude of him not to meet the woman's gaze, but despite his efforts his eyes stayed trained downwards. Lazily admiring the swell of the demons full breasts, pressed firmly up against his own chest. The heat of the swollen mounds seeping through his shirt, and leaving his throat dry and itchy, tongue sliding along his lips slowly.

“I’m… I’m… did you say inside Lescatie?” It seemed that in Jaspers attempt to put as much distance between himself and WhiteBridge, he had unfortunately wandered from off his path. And into the demon occupied Lescatie.


>> No.18538972

Yes, thats correct! And lucky enough for you, you managed to stumble across quite a historic little building. Welcome to what remains of one of the Royal Family's summer homes.” Camellia’s brash voice made Jasper jump, head whipping to the side to stare wide eyed at the younger plant demon, his mouth agape and mind washed in white.

“R-royal?” Jasper barely managed to question, his body jolting visibly as Lilyana dropped one of his hands and ran her fingers through his hair, raking the gloved tips of her nails against his scalp. Soothing and unfairly distracting, the sweet fragrance of her scent lulling him to compliance.

While Jaspers hometown of WhiteBridge had never been part of Lescatie’s nation, it had still been close enough to the border for news and happens to trickle down by word of mouth. Including a vague recollection of a royal summer house being constructed, shortly before Lescatie had become demon occupied.

The lavish mansion paid entirely through the high taxation of the nation's citizens. But, what Jasper mostly remembered about the mansion… were the stories of its christening. A shocking display of violence that had been the topic of conversation around WhiteBridge for weeks afterwards.

The completion of a royal building, celebrated with the hanging of two witches that had originally lived in a tiny house in the middle of the forest. In the same spot they had built the mansion. The pair having been well known for their craft capabilities, and an ungodly talent in the art of hypnotism.

What had they been called again? The two hanged sisters.

The.. the… the Courles Sisters. That was it.

“Courles?” Jasper slurred out, Lilyana’s hand tightening in his hair at the mention, fisting the handful of captured locks.

“Thats right, Jasper. Such a smart boy.” The practically nonexistent space vanished between them, Lilyana’s vines coiling around Jasper's midsection. Pulling and tugging him forward until the petals of Lilyana’s flower parted for him, and he found himself pressed flush against the plant demon. Her arms wrapping around his shoulders, and his face made to rest against her chest.

The soft texture of her skin urged a gasp from his throat, his lips parting around the sound. And by the Order… just from the brush of his lips against her flesh, he could taste her. Taste the intoxicating essence of her nectar drenched skin.

The scent that had overwhelmed and incapacitated him upon entrance… it was nothing in comparison when it came to the taste of her skin. Jaspers breath escaping in short labored puffs, his tongue at last darting out to lay a greedy lick along the delectable skin.

“Its funny, isnt it Camellia? Before demons came along, a little witchcraft was all it took to get hanged. Times were so much simpler back then.” Lilyana’s hands cradled the back of Jasper’s head, voice low and sedative as she spoke to her sister. As if their conversation had little interest to Jasper.

But with so much skin for his tongue to trace, Lilyana was unarguably correct.

“And doing the gallows jig was all it took to be reborn as a demon. I do miss having legs though…. Oh, and don’t you hoard that human to yourself this time. I get a fair share of that cumbag!” While Camellia may have possessed the patience of a toddler, she nonetheless begrudgingly waited her turn. Watching the little human male lavish his tongue across Lilyana’s breast, the older of the two Alraune humming gentle to herself. Wordlessly freeing Jasper from the bothersome confines of his clothing with the use of her tendrils, his shirt pulled deftly over his head and his pants carefully sheared away with the knife that had been sheathed upon his hip.

The ruined bits of cloth tossed carelessly to the floor, followed shortly by the knife. Leaving jasper once again pressed flush against Lilyana, as naked as the day he was bore. Flesh tanned from field-work and body lean, his cock jutting proudly out from between his thighs.

“What a pretty cock you have~” Lilyana said, wrapping a gloved hand around Jasper's cock and giving the thick meat a playful little tug, Jaspers hips snapping forward at the tease. The pale tip of his cock already dripping precum all over her covered hands, sticky and copious.

When it came to length, Jasper was no prized pig. Falling squarely in the ‘average’ category. But while he was normal in length, it was in girth he excelled. His cock thick and swollen, and just a hair too large for Lilyana’s hand to full wrap around. A single fat vein running along the underside.

As Lilyana stroked his off, Jasper's attention did not stray. Eyes forever locked upon the generous swell of her breasts, tongue leaving trails of wetness with its exploration. Over the curve of one breast, and then the other. His tongue dipping into the deep valley between her mounds.

>> No.18538979

So anons, if you have a nightmare paying your dreams a visit, what would she see?

I know mine would see an irrational series of hockey games that make no sense but I'm terrible in and weird things involving my teeth falling out.

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A classic, to be sure.

>> No.18538992

His tongue never venturing towards them, but his eyes fixed on the covered peaks of her nipples. The erect buds straining against their leaf coverings.

With the hand not stroking Jasper's cock, Lilyana peeling the covers off her nipples, the hardened peaks just a shade darker than the rest of her skin. Her nipples stubby but thick, the perfect size for Jasper to wrap his lips around and suckle on like a newborn.

His attentions awarded with a thumb caressing over the tip of his cock.

“Drink all you like, my little pet.” Lilyana murmured, running her hand through Jasper's hair. Her gaze on the thick cock that twitched within her pumping hand, spilling precum like a busted dam. The scent making her thighs twitch and stomach churn with anxiousness.

Jasper was all tongue and teeth as he suckled, greedily switching from one nipple to the other, and then back again. The taste of her flesh leaving him rocking back against his heels, and foolishly thanking the Order for the delicious meal he had been granted.

But it was then, as he suckled hard and greedily, Jasper suddenly found himself with a mouthful of liquid addiction. A taste that would forever be burned into his tastebuds. Strong and mouth watering, his efforts renewed.

Sucking back the delicious wetness like it was his last meal, the syrupy amber breast milk dribbling messily from the corner of his lips. Jasper breathing deeply through his nose before each gulp. His head swimming and cock throbbing, mind meandering into blankness.

All Jasper could focus on, was the taste upon his tongue and the pulsing of his cock. His hips jerking forward against Lilyana’s stroking hand, balls tightening and breath catching.

“Oooh… I’m-” Jasper couldn't even manage to squeeze the words out, before he found himself cumming. Muscles freezing and eyes rolling in their sockets, his cum spattering against Lilyana’s hand and stomach.

The load thick and rich. So much pouring out that it actually gave Jasper pause in his suckling, the thick mess oozing down Lilyana’s emerald flesh and dripping onto the pale petals of her flower.

Lilyana’s hand continuing to coax more and more cum from Jasper, her eyes bright and gleeful. Tongue darting across her lips with a hunger Jasper had little time to question, the teat he suckled upon stolen from his mouth as Lilyana sunk down within her Base.

Lips wrapping around the cum dribbling tip of Jasper's cock, tongue talented and awe inspiring. Stoking and cleaning the mess he had made, and taking his cock into her mouth and throat with ease.

Until her nose pressed to his stomach, and her throat clenched around his fat length. Milking him for every last savory drop she could tempt from Jaspers balls. Her hands gripping tightly at his hips, pulling him body forward and pressing his cock deeper into her eager mouth.

Jasper almost felt guilty with how famished the plant demon seemed, his load blown and in need of time to replenish. He was only human afterall...

Then again, humans became capable of surprising things when it came to demons.

“F-fuck…” Jasper gasped out, gripping at the back of Lilyana’s head and shoving every inch of his cock down her throat. His balls tightening up as he found himself cumming yet again, just moments after blowing his previous load.

Shooting enough thick cum down Lilyana’s greedy throat that it actually began to spill from her lips and trickle down the curve of her massive breasts. Jaspers eyes following the escaped cumtrails with blown-pupils, only to flicker up as Lilyana leaned back.

Jaspers cock sliding from the tight warmth of her gulping throat, while Lilyana’s hands grasping at her nipples. Lifting her breasts and sandwiching Jasper's cock between them. The tip of his length resting against her full bottom lip as his cum gushed out in thick ropes, splattering against her face and oozed down her breasts.

By the Order did she look stunning stained with his cum. A beautiful elder sister that looked positively debauched with her face covered in ropes of seed. Her soft breasts used to milk him dry, dragging her taut nipples against his cock, and swirling her tongue over his cumdrooling tip.

>> No.18538995

I rarely remember my dreams, but they're just me doing everyday things.

>> No.18538996

“You taste heavenly~” Lilyana cooed out, her face a mess of sticky cum. Tongue darting out to clean her lips of his essence. Lilyana laying one last lick to the tip of Jasper's cock, before rising back to her full high. Her hand refusing it relinquish its hold upon Jasper's cock, which still stood proudly even after three shattering orgasms.

His already beginning to dribble precum again.

“Just fuck him already, I want my turn.” Camellia’s timing couldn’t have been anymore distracting, Lilyana rolling her eyes good naturedly at her sister's impatience. Gaze never straying from Jaspers.

“Don’t think I haven't notice you touching yourself over there, Camellia.” At the truthful teasing, the younger of the Courles sisters remained wisely silent. Her scant leaf coverings already removed in favor of playing with herself, hands pinching at her nipples and thumbing at her clit.

Lilyana’s ever impatient little sister.

But truth be told, Lilyana had knowingly been hogging the human to herself, savoring his flavorful cum and letting him stew in the effects of her nectar. The potent aphrodisiac racing through his system. Forcefully affecting his needs, wants, and desires.

All of which now pointed at the same basic urge to fuck, and empty his constantly refilling balls. Alraune nectar known for its ability to increase a humans libido, and sexual urges… and the speed at which their cum replenished.

“Just hurry it up..” Came a mumbled, half hearted reply from Camellia. Pouting quietly from across the room, but continuing to play with herself anyway.

Her feelings conflicted as she watched her elder sister play with the little human, annoyed that she had to wait… but also excited to watch her sister at work. To see the usually calm and removed Lilyana succumb to the urges of their rebirthed species, and fuck some random human male. It was exhilarating to see.

Lilyana laughed gently and wrapped her free arm around Jasper's neck. Pulling their bodies flush together again, his thick cock wedged between her soft thighs. The heat of her covered pussy baring down on him, the wetness of her arousal coating her thighs and trickling down Jasper's cock.

>> No.18539001

You have been such a patient little pet, that I’m going to let you fuck me.” Even in the muddled mess of his mind, Jasper could understand the concept of a reward. The tiny scrap of leaf peeled from her crotch and flicked carelessly to the side, her cunt bare to Jasper's frantic gaze.

His eyes soaking in the soft curve of her swollen pussy, the emerald flesh slick with juices and lips every so daintily pouted. The sign of a pussy that was well played with.

Which was quite a surprise, given how reserved of a person Lilyana seemed to be.

It was always the quiet ones who turned out to be the biggest of cocksluts.

With Lilyana’s pussy so willingly on display, Jasper could not help the churn of his hips. Grinding his cock along the seam of her cunt and smearing her juices over his length. Wet and warm, and like nothing Jasper had experienced in his life…


There was little thought put into Jasper's actions, his hips jerking and hands grasping. Sliding his cock wetly between the cinch of Lilyana’s closed legs. Mindless and beastial. Humping Lilyana’s thighs like a horny dog. Searching for a hole to fuck… but enjoying the friction too much to get his act together.

But then Lilyana was shifting, her hips rising to meet Jaspers…guiding the tip of his cock until it prodded against the lips of her pussy. Jasper crying out as he mindlessly surged forward.

Breath catching and fingers clenching at the swell of Lilyana’s supple hips. His cock sunken to the root inside of the demons warmth, her walls silken and sweltering.

Admittedly, with the chaos and responsibilities that had plagued his youth, it was embarrassing for Jasper to admit he had never bedded a woman before. And while his interest in the fairer sex was there… he just happened to lacked motivation. So here he was, a twenty-one year old virgin losing his virginity to a cumaddicted demon…

And it was like nothing… nothing, he had ever experienced before.


So really, it was no surprise that Jasper found himself cumming before he even knew it, voice a jumbled mess of grunts and gasps. Hips harsh in their thrusting, pounding his length into Lilyana at a blistering pace.

Pouring so much cum inside of her that it spurting out when he rammed his cock back in. His hands clutching at her, pulling her against him. Her slick little cunt a cumrag for the loads that followed one after another.

His output growing with each new load that swelled within his balls. Filling Lilyana until her flat stomach began to round, and the gushes of escaping cum turned into a steady flow.

Packing Lilyana with enough of Jaspers seed that it squelched messily from her and flooded her flower base. Lilyana’s tinkering moans and whimpers egging him forward, her lips pressed against the shell of his ear. Letting him hear the sweet sounds of her pleasure, each gasping breath and high pitched squeal renewing his need to soil her body with his seed.

Lilyana’s pussy tightening around his pounding cock, strangling his meat and bringing a sheen of sweat to his brow as he worked hard to maintain his pace. Emptying his fourth load into her greedy cunt, and quickly working his way towards a fifth.

But this time, it wasn't Jasper who surged through the throws of release. Dulled nails digging into the back of his neck as Lilyana grew quiet and rigid. Her back arched, and her teeth bitten into her bottom lip.

Silent and stiff again Jasper as she came, her pussy spasming around his cock. His hips continuing to drive himself into her. Pounding her through her release, and at last drawing her voice back into reality as he came within her for a fifth time.

Lilyana wailing as she was filled to the brim, and then plenty more. Her vines halting the frantic rutting of his hips before the little human could work himself up to a sixth release.

And with praise upon her lips, Lilyana sealed her mouth to Jaspers.

Tongue darting forward to lay a long, broad lick along the roof of his mouth, the young merchants pulsing cock twitching inside of her. Stirring up the overflowing load he had pumped into her.

His thick cum oozing down her thighs, wet and filthy.

Just how Lilyana wanted it.

After such a thorough seeding, Lilyana was confident her bloodline would scatter with the wind for another year. Alraune’s being one of the few demons that did not gestate their offspring, instead preferring to wait for the end of winter to release their seedlings onto the summer breeze.

Letting their children float far and wide, setting down roots in forests and occasionally towns. The sisters often only leaving the sanctuary of the abandoned mansion when it came time to spread their seedlings.

>> No.18539002

Oh fucking hell, where did this sod come from?

>> No.18539005

Well, it would probably be easy for her to slip in then.
At least it makes sense, and she could practice being a housewife in your dreams.

>> No.18539016

/tg/'s really going all out today

>> No.18539021

too bad I'm more of of a sadistic nature, and I don't enjoy submission at all.
So we would be both sadists or what?

>> No.18539024 [DELETED] 

Just report it. He is breaking the rules by posting something like this.

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>> No.18539050

I feel that if MGE had an anime, that would be the name of the OP

>> No.18539053

Easy, she goes sadomasochist.
Turning a dark elf or Zipangu rape spider into such a thing is fun.

>> No.18539063

A white summer dress would fit a blonde lolifox for the "kind and mild-mannered vanilla waifu" image. It would also be a nice contrast on a loli demon or hellhound for both the skin color and personality.

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Yetis wear summer dresses in the winter

>> No.18539187
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You should pastebin this.

>> No.18539196

Hey, how else do you think you get a dark elf in a maid uniform?

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>> No.18539201

beat her in a rigged card game

>> No.18539210

But I don't play children's card games.

Besides, the old fashioned ways are best.
I mean, who thinks of raiding the underdark for some dark elves?

>> No.18539221

>But I don't play children's card games.
I meant like strip poker,
not magic the gathering or whatever you were thinking of.

>> No.18539235

>implying strip poker isn't a children's card game for monsters

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>> No.18539281
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Zombie holsts!

>> No.18539288

My undead overlord can't possibly be this cute.

>> No.18539302

experiment thats gone horribly right?

>> No.18539307
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>> No.18539309

Does she pay her underlings in being allowed to look at her?

>> No.18539314

Who pays skeletons?

>> No.18539324

i wanna turn a liches spellbook into a family album

>> No.18539325
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Skeletons are people too!

>> No.18539333

But these skeletons are ladies!
It seems more likely she pays them in the promises of men and the actual payment in larger breasts and stronger bones.

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Daily reminder that ropers are purge-tier.

>> No.18539366

which girls have the best forehead

>> No.18539370

Ropers are just roomies.

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>> No.18539384

The smithing kind

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>> No.18539391

>unicorn ask you to help her polish her horn
>notice shes blushing , sweating and trembling a lot as you do it

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>> No.18539399

>paladin succubi

>> No.18539437

Paladin-chans are for building into other waifus.
Making them P'Orcs is real fun

>> No.18539455

I want to make mine into the new Chief Goddess!

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What's she laughing at?

>> No.18539547 [SPOILER] 
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The size of my penis! Or that Ryu trying to find a boyfriend.

>> No.18539558

I want to see a ryu and western dragon have a guitar duel

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>> No.18539597

What if it's the pathetic ryu trying to get have sex with you and your tiny penis?

>> No.18539620
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Joke's on her, that Ryu is going to get all the daughterus.

>> No.18539678

Left looks so snug, its adorable.

>> No.18539689

Reminder that white coated werecats with blue eyes have a higher chance of being deaf.

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>> No.18539724
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What if i told an alp i wanted kids?

>> No.18539725

Cute 17 year old.

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Gotta keep them daughterus snug.

>> No.18539734

She'd be game for that.

Ah yes, the good old eternal 17, the dragons and ryus use that excuse too.

Please don't sneak up and spook them.

>> No.18539737

Snug daughterus are cutest daughterus

>> No.18539741

A deaf kitty will be hugged from behind and get I love you signed on her belly every single day

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>> No.18539747

Anon please, that's how you get a pouting cat that may be blushing harder than anyone ever has.

>> No.18539752

I think the wyvern is very cute.

>> No.18539757

I'm going to sign it in her nape with my nose!

>> No.18539758

Which one?
THere's twins

Sensory overload!
Sensory Overload!

>> No.18539764

The one on the front. I'd tell her spooky stories to see her being scared and to trigger a protective instinct on her sis.

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>> No.18539785

I wonder if I could even sign it in the holes with my dick...?
Even if not, I'd sign it with both hands all over her back while coming inside her.

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>> No.18539803

What would undeads think of a wizard anon who became a necromancer/lich?

hate? jump his bones? neutral?

>> No.18539810

Is says ac on the gold badge.

>> No.18539814

in thr/head-canon? whatever you want.
In MGE canon there are no male liches and all necromancy creates mgs or incubi

>> No.18539825

So,i cant become a good necromancer and raise zombie dragons? bummer

>> No.18539836

No, you could raise zombie dragons, you'd just be raising a harem in the meantime.

>> No.18539842

Where did I say that you cant? I said you cant become a lich unless you want to grow a pair of breasts. I'm sure you can still raise a mge dracolich if you tried hard enough

>> No.18539861

Do skeleton girls enjoy playing the trumpet?

>> No.18539865

What happens when a dragon,wurm,wyvern,ryu and jabberwock walk into a bar?

>> No.18539869

i dont get it

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>> No.18539880

No, they prefer the susabone or the euboneium.

>> No.18539893

>"the chase begins"

>> No.18539900

No, they play xylophones.

>> No.18539904
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You forgot best dragon.

>> No.18539916

Which mg would lovingly tease a manlet?

>> No.18539924

A familiar, finally taking her chance to be the taller one.

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Would you like something to drink?

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>> No.18539957
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This but with ogre and oni

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>> No.18540002

>Not being the one who meanily teases short lizardman salamanders and hinezumis.

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>> No.18540041

Being a wizard and having a loli lich or dark mage apprentice sure would be nice.
>"Could you give me some extra mana again, sensei.."

>> No.18540061

>all that mana just goes to their hips, ass and thighs
>lich/dark mage utterly perplexed, continues to try experiments to get that energy to go to their breasts

>> No.18540094

I just dont fucking get it.
Who looks at some thing and goes "you know what this needs? More violence/killing/murder!"
I mean I don't like MLP but I dont write fics about goku blowing up their planet or some shit

>> No.18540110

I guess you're just not an edgelord, then.

>> No.18540118

Someday they will truly understand.

>> No.18540128

>130+ pages of autism

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Sloppy pussy > vice grip
You know this to be true. You can't feel anything if the girl clamps down on you like a screw press.

>> No.18540135

The problem is that no matter what KC does, some people will always see MGE as a fucked up world where the only ending is genocide.
Or to quote one guy on there
>MGE is a disservice to MGs
Also this is nothing new, this is just the MGE version of edgy naruto fics where he becomes a uber-badass "true ninja" Or deadpool gong to the RWBY world and re-doing "deadpool kills the universe"
Nothing exists with a 100% approval rating, just look at how divied we are HERE

>> No.18540140

What if you asked a titania to be a dom?

>> No.18540149

You get gentle femdom

>> No.18540151

>Nothing exists with a 100% approval rating
What about bacon? Pork is the meat of kings!

>> No.18540160

Not that I am one or dislike bacon, just saying.

>> No.18540161

She'd do it, and you'd experience some very gentle and polite sex with a non-insignificant amount of kisses . There might be breaks for snacks, wherein she enforces that you drink some water and eat an orange. Several times during the event she would ask to confirm that you're comfortable, and if there's anything else you would like. Afterwards, you would receive snuggles and a warm meal.

>> No.18540162

Vegitarians/vegans/people who just don't like the taste

>> No.18540165

Nothing exists with a 100% approval rating, but some people are cunts whose opinions aren't worth regarding.

>> No.18540167

And people who think it's a Reddit food. Think about it there's probably one.

>> No.18540186

I thought the gimmick of fanfiction in general was making every male gay and every woman unlikable?

>> No.18540194

Vegitarians aren't people so their opinion does not count.

>> No.18540195

I thought that was modern marvel comics

>> No.18540196

I know he doesn't speak for the community but I cant think of vegans without thinking of that vegan gains guy

>> No.18540202

Hey, fuck you buddy.

>> No.18540204

That's vegans.

>> No.18540210

Nah, mavel is making both men and women into being gay and unlikable
Under the guise of men being progressive and women being independant

>> No.18540213

Would a hellhound like meat overcooked, or undercooked?

>> No.18540225

Isn't that the guy that talks about stabbing his naysayers and children, and recorded himself telling off his dying grandad about not being vegan?

>> No.18540231

I think it would be under cooked

>> No.18540241

To be fair, years ago quick silver and scarlet witch fucked and captain america was seen as a dick for not understanding the relationship despite him literally coming from the 1940s

Marvels be slowly boiling shit for some time

>> No.18540249

I think that was just a writer inserting his fetish into a superhero comic....again.

>> No.18540256

Marvel went downhill quick.
I can imagine a nerdy monster girl getting pissed at them.

>> No.18540263

You can actually go back to the grapesnake after you rejected this form. She'd be shocked to see her venom didn't work.

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>> No.18540283

>tfw Gwenpool got axed because of all that shit marvel kept pushing and burying it under
such a shame

>> No.18540295

>succubus vows to have sex with 100 virgins
>fails by settling down with the 1st one.

>> No.18540297

It is mentioned in the profile

>> No.18540322

I know nothing of marvel
Whats wrong with their relationship?

>> No.18540327

All she has to do is wipe his memory before fucking him 100 times! Lucky dog, can you imagine screwing a girl that inexplicably knows all of your sweet spots and kinks on your very first time? It'd be a sensational overload.

>> No.18540336

Sibling incest

>> No.18540347

Didn't something happen like that with ms marvel?

>> No.18540355

>She fails to the cock each and every time, and she only wipes his memory to erase her shame.
>It never works, and she gets totally ahegao'd within 30 secs each time.

>> No.18540356

I dont know about the stabbing children part but yes.

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>> No.18540363

>him literally coming from the 1940s
wasn't that more acceptable back then?

>> No.18540367

>grooming a milfy kitsune

>> No.18540380

I don't know, I wasn't alive

>> No.18540385

That's the Ultimate continuity. Mainline Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are a lot less depraved.

>> No.18540394

That was way more fucked up
>had sex with alt dimension guy and gets pregnant
>baby grows a hyper speed and ages after birth into guy she fucked
>guy explains he needed her to get into her realm
>he then whiskes her away to another planet while the avengers are dicks to the xmen
> when she comes back, rouge draibs her powers so hard shes comatose, an thats what gives rouge perma strengh and flight

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>> No.18540412

Everyone is more or less violent, horny assholes in the ult universe.
At least deadpool got killed by mainline deadpool

>> No.18540420
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METAL foxes.

>> No.18540450 [SPOILER] 
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Is this how MGE elves get corrupted?

>> No.18540457

I've came to expect the worst from imgur links without a description lately but this is pretty good.

>> No.18540466

>There are people here who didn't even live through WW2
Fucking newfags

>> No.18540485
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Erubetie is always awesome.

>> No.18540492

The future is now, old man.

>> No.18540495
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Nobody can resist a good brushing.
Not even the one doing it.

>> No.18540505

For a second I thought it was a titania, but then I realized that it was the petals. Pls no bulli the tittyania

>> No.18540515

shes holding that dingus like a sandwich

>> No.18540522
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Would you listen to the song of her people?

>> No.18540531

Would it be okay for lichs vampires and other undead to be racist because it was different back then?

>> No.18540534

I don't aee why I wouldn't. Seeing her friends dance would be pretty cool as well.

>> No.18540538

Yes, but also because it's funny.

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>> No.18540562

Of course I would, they're best harpies.

>> No.18540578

>Going straight for the toes
I feel like this is how you convert a normal elf into an MGE dark elf.

>> No.18540581

man these mature foxes, they look so soft.

>> No.18540587

that's not how elf races work in mge

>> No.18540595

It'd be the best song from best birb, of course I would. Any girl with a body like that wouldn't have much trouble getting me to listen to a little music though.

Especially if it's the casual not actually mean-spirited grandpa racism variety.

That's not how serious posts work either.

>> No.18540601

You know, I've seen kitsune of every shape, size, and attitude, but I don't think I've ever seen a straight up muscle fox. The closest you'll get is toned.
They're simply too entrenched in fluffiness.

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Toned is superior anyway

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Of course not, you have to let them tan too.

>> No.18540613

>That's not how serious posts work either.
Well, there is funny posts and then there is posting dumb shit

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