Monster Girl Thread

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Have you hugged a tree today?

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>18542993
Ice cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

All hail the Pharaoh!

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>>18542994

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What monstergirl would most like burg
Need picture of mg with burg

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>>18543004

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>>18543010
Wendi burgs

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>>18543008
Bunny outfits are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543019
spici burg

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>>18543010
What kind of burg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543010
Placing a humble burg in front of a proper, elegant Inari and watching her try to maintain her composure despite obvious desire!

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>>18543030
Big burg
ches burg

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>>18543040
Haughty Inari princess being taken out for lunch by commoner anon!

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>>18543040
>She prods at it with a delicate finger, and leans forward slightly to sniff it
>"Hmm. I'm not so sure..."
>Meanwhile, internally: "Eep! It smells so tasty!"

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Living dolls are good at taking care of children with a history of abuse.

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>>18543010
The dork ice dog. I don't have that image though.

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You can be the host of some of these girls, up to 3 of them. Marriage is not necessary, but highly approved.

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>>18542994
>ywn experience this kind of loving intimacy
Suffering

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>>18543047
Hotdogs were either a really good or really bad idea!

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>>18543071
Blue Dragon, Rabbit, and Gorgon.

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>>18543071
Angel and that's it.

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Wife commission again because last thread died like 5 minutes after posting.

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>>18543099
The only correct answer.

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>>18543088
>Anon makes a joke about his wiener being bigger that the ones that they're eating.
>Inari almost faints right then and there.

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>>18543071
>Medusa with legs
Disgusting.

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>>18543092
>>18543099
>>18543126
Don't reply to him.

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>>18542993
Nah, gotta kill these trees in order to make way for my multi-million dollar mansion that has fifty bedrooms, fifty living rooms, ten kitchens, five swimming pools and a bathroom the size of an American football field that comes with a Jacuzzi.

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>>18543008
Glacie's mom has got it goin' on.

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>>18543141

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>>18543016
Get out of here grapist.

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Reminder than Regura bugs are best bugs.

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>>18543153
No.

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>>18543154
No, they're not.

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>>18543150
Well if she thinks that's bad, don't tell her about the strip mine. Used to be a nice forest too.

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I dare Anon to slap this Salamander Warrior's big butt!

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>>18543071
Harpy, multi arm and the dragon.

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>>18543154
Yes, they are! I would fug his bugs on a bearskin rug.

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>>18543004
The man who gets to become her lewd servant is a lucky one.

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>>18543185
>posting off-topic shit

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>>18543010

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snug smug

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>>18543154
>bugs
NOPE

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>>18543194
Would you fug them with a hug? Would you fug them on a mug?

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>>18543213
>I see you've come to my shrine, weary traveler, do you seek a blessing? Fufufu...

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>>18543213
Ohoho! Ryu-chan pleases boys for free!

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>>18543214
Yes.

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>>18543213
Who gave this hebi a license to be so smug?

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>>18543208
Anon that's cannibalism!

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>>18543219
>I hear she has a thing for that strapping young farmer who lives nearby.
>Ohohoho? The one who's fields always seem to get the perfect weather?
>Oh my, she really likes him doesn't she?

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>>18543168
Well leave my Pharaoh wife alone.

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>>18543223
I did

[Anonymous No.]

SUCC'd

[Anonymous No.]

What does it take to make a Titania pout

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>>18543261
>She fucked a hollow
THE ABSOLUTE MADSUCC

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>>18543268
Saying 'no' because you're depressed

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>>18543268
Forget to put marshmallows in her hot chocolate.

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How do you get out of a lamias coils if you've got somewhere to be?

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>>18543261
Poor Succ, pouting because she can't find a man who can last without his soul departing his body.

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Samurai onis.

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I'm going to take a witch and fuse her to my golem to form the perfect woman!

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>>18543287
I want to share a cup of sake with one.

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>>18543141
>>18543185
You have to go back.

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>>18543071
of these? Lamia, Angel, Harpy

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>>18543299
Where did he come from?

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>>18542993
>Dryad finally getting love
>MFW with the power out last night the only sounds you could hear were the wind in the trees and the groaning of wood
... Weird.

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>>18543135
What

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>>18543071
Ángel, dragon and bunny.

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>>18543328
They're still a trash-tier species, even with good art.

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>>18543322
/monster/, probably.

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>>18543340
Your taste is trash-tier.

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>>18543322
Either /tg/ or /monster/.

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>>18543357
You sure it's not SPESS BEHTTLES?

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>>18543378
Stop posting garbage, stupid faggot.

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>>18543378
>>/jp/image/Rr4tSkLszG9zZEEmm3XHWQ
Go back to achtchan you filthy cunt.

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Cutest traitor.

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>>18543378
Eat shit you false flagging cunt.

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>>18543426
I want to bully this succubutt

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>>18543444
This is the kinda stuff I want to see more often with Shoggoths: Outfit imitation.

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>>18543444
Whoa, I really like this. Cute Shog rockin' the nyaangerie.

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>>18543452
I've always wanted to she a Shog like this Kiki. More of an advanced secretary type than meido. Although she would have to have a pencil skirt, heels, and long legs.

[Anonymous No.]

High potency high orc musk.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67572462

[Anonymous No.]

A nice artist did a request for me of my waifu, and it looks really great. They did a few alt. ones too, including of the profile design.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67577595

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>>18543367
They would be much better if you didn't spend your life as part of a tree.

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>>18543519
I don't really mind that too much, since there's basically a tree dimension you live in along with all the other dryad couples in the grove.

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>>18543478
Looks more like a big cat to me.

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I just thought how easy it would be for a centaur to snag a husband. >Paladin chan walking with husband one day
>centaur hauls ass next to them and drags anon by his hair/collar.
>By the time paladin-chan gets her horse anon is getting his first time and crippled by the horse pussy.
Poor little human girl.

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>>18543511
I never knew this guy took requests, nice.

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>>18543583
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62598836
Little something should have clued you in.

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nightgaunt in swimsuit

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>>18543614
Latenight needs to draw actual hips on his girls.

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>>18543614
I want to go night-swimming with a nightgaunt.

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>>18543614
Husband seems very approving!

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>>18543629

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>>18543729
I'm talking defined hip bones, wikispammer.

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Do you ever thinking monster girls would ever do ASMR Videos?

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You know that stupid comic of Shadow saying "There's nothing on this paper but there will be"?

Imagine a MG holding up a pregnancy test and saying the samish thing. To your face with a scary look. With a small mound of different MG aphrodisiacs on a table behind her.

Including the illegal manticore harvested needle variety, girtablu venom, and Wonderland "remedies".

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>>18543760
Will this ever get a solid release date?

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https://i.imgur.com/Y3lw4TE.jpg

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Krakens are kute.

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>>18543753
>ASMR
???

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>>18543821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

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>>18543753
Well I would hope they'd do voice works.

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>>18543753
Without a doubt
>Dark Elves run the top ASMR outfits. It's just another form of foreplay in their arsenal
>Pharaohs are teasing & dom interlaced with God Voice
>Shog lays the maid routine on thick & sounds like you're underwater
>Foxes corner the market on the handmaiden routine

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>>18543829
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
>Siren finds out the science behind this.
>Takes advantage of it.
>Surprises her man (or soon to be) with a whisper from behind.
>This pleases the man, as he is stunned by the voice's grace.
>Siren uses the last of her breath to give him a close-orgasm from singing alone.
>And by that point, the man is claimed.

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What would a mastah have to do for his maid to get mad at him?

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>>18543753
>Ice Queen gets lonely with nothing to do
>starts uploading "bored kuudere cuddling in bed" ASMR videos
>she becomes a big hit on MonTube
>men start going to snowy tundras to find her and hug her
>suddenly Ice Queen has 30 guys at the front of her palace asking for hugs
>

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>>18543879
Make her dress in silly outfits! Silly meido!

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>>18543913
>MonTube
God I bet it would be worse than Twitch.

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>>18543939
How would that make them mad? Those outfits just mean mastah will be staring at them even more!If anything the only way to truly piss off a maid would be to put effort into being a slob and/or never improving yourself

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>>18543913
>Montube
I actually think one of my daughters would be a semi-popular montuber. She'd post all her music covers and cosplay/sowing tutorials on her channel.

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>>18543949
That depends. will mods let dumb bimbos do whatever they want as long as they send them nudes?

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>>18543970
That's for a Kiki. Shog likes mastah being home and relaxed all the time. She's for making NEETs happy!

[Anonymous No.]

I’m filled with beer and the power of hockey, give me the muscle chuff or cuddle cat

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>>18543983
Probably.

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>>18543939
This image was already posted.

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>>18543949
>Find the one Oomukade whose channel is actually about videogames
>She obviously doesn't have a facecam, the only reason you even know her species is because of her personality and the fact that you can hear her legs skitter when she's frightened by a horror game
>Sometimes goes on huge meandering rangers about game design, composition or some other topic that betrays how much she loves what she is playing
>Six months later someone's given her channel a "makeover," camera pointed directly at her torso cropping out her face and centipede body but teasing cleavage, huge donate buttons, and plays nothing but the most popular recent releases while droning on about unrelated things
There is no fairness.

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>>18543939
Already posted in higher res >>18543444

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>>18544007
I would love an oomukade, even if it’s only a matter of time till my tastes make her buff or busty.

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>>18543879
I'm having trouble imagining a Shog actually getting mad at anything other than obstinately refusing her service, or worse trying to send her away.

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>>18544012
That delinquent's chest is too big! How is she going to intimidate me when I could just grope her into submission?

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>>18544012
I feel the need to breed.

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>>18544025
Why not both?

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>>18544028
Even with that, since Shogs only show up to mastahs who truly want and need them deep down, she'd probably just be playful about it.
>"Ah~ Here's breakfast, mastah!"
>"GYAA! You're still here?! Get out of my house!"
>"Fufufu, silly mastah, you haven't even had breakfast yet~"

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>>18544007
I'd give that Oomukade a good dicking and put a ring on her finger. Then she can go back to making game videos for fun and not for a living.

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lewd waifu!

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>>18544045
I'm not sure if pubes are kosher.

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>>18544036
That’s always another option, a buff, busty oomukade to come home to is nice.

I also enjoy chubsters but with the girls who have inhuman lower bodies (barring snakes and mermaids) I can’t see them chubby.

Would love lifting with her too.
Although this raises the question, can mammy bammy suplimrnt weight lifting or flat out replace it?

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>>18544037
I think that might be why it's frustrating. She knows he wants and needs her, but he still refuses for whatever reason. Silly silly mastah.

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>>18544045
I think that's the smallest chest I've ever seen on a hotdog that wasn't specifically a loli.

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>>18544056

I prefer buff, but I also like soft sometimes

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>>18544062
Small tits are just as good as big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Mojyo oomukades are for ______.

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>>18544067
Telling how much you love them as a friend!

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>>18544066
Never said they weren't. I may prefer my tits big, but I can enjoy small, too. She actually looks really cute.

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>>18544058
>Anon is sitting alone in the tub, thinking
>His terminal illness diagnosis had really gotten him thinking more about life the past few months, and then SHE showed up
>Maybe it was for the best. Maybe she could make him feel something good for however much longer he has. Maybe... maybe he really does need a maid...
>"Oh mastah, I thought you'd never come around~"
>A smiling face from his towel makes him practically jump to the ceiling out of the tub
>"AAAH!! What the fuck?! Get out of here you tormentor!"
>"Fufu, ah, mastah's being silly again~"

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>>18544063
Soft is preferable on certain girls, the lolis, holsts, dark mages, but there are certain times when I wouldn’t be against a muscled Cheshire

>>18544067
Impregnating

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>>18544067
Tracing your tongue up their abdominal poison glands.

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>>18544067
Cowprint attire.

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>>18544062
Small and perky is great

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>>18544080
I would come around to a Shog very quickly. I would spend an entire six months resting my cheek on her lap pillow as she gently pats the top of my head in rhythm the entire time, repeating "There there~" once every 13.41 seconds. And right at 6 months on the nanosecond she'd say "You must be hungry, mastah. I shall make you some lunch~" and life would continue as 'normal'.

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How does one find a shog without waiting for her to show up first?

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>>18544096
I'd hardly call that small.

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>>18544105
I headcanon wyrdness for a Shoggoth's official Arrival. Like the exact moment your mind thinks "I really could use a Shoggoth, huh?" is when she shows up, but she doesn't ostensibly make herself known until a few months in, and by that point has seeped into you enough that it's just peculiar but not alarming, like 'Oh mastah, I've been your meido for months after all~' and all you can do is hazily agree.

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>>18544105
Travel to Antartica. Do not make eye contact with the Shogs whose masters died before being converted, or refused entirely. They are to be pitied, not disturbed.

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>>18544120
So its like a "As soon as you learn of its existence its too late" thing?

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Is anyone doing weekly updates with what stories were posted? I don't have much time to visit the threads anymore and I saw that ELH quit doing it...

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>>18544130
Such is the nature of Lovecraftian cosmic entities- it's not even the seeing of the thing that drives one mad, but the realization of their existence.
Though in this case, it's of course only if you also really need and want one in your cosmic soul of souls. So reading about one in the MGE wouldn't mean one is destined to come to you, nor would even meeting one that is married to another man. Just if you truly need one.

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>>18544112
They're small in relation to your average hellwan, and especially in realtion to some other monsters. Still a good size, though.

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>>18544120
That brings up a question of how well known shoggoths and the other chaos girls are actually known. Does your average person know what they are?

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>>18544148
I imagine exceedingly few people know about them. More still probably dismiss them as ramblings of a mad hermit. But deep in Innsmouth, at the ancient antediluvian manor standing stoic watch over the altered stare-coloured ground, mastah and meido sleep peacefully arm in arm in an afternoon nap

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>>18544067
Getting raped by.

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>>18544067
Forcing into a bathtub to wash the stank off

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One would imagine that women tasked with defending their young lords are very privy to becoming Makai Knights.

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>>18544191
Dear goddess, who designed that armor? She's practically screaming'Impregnate me, my liege!' with that slutty outfit.

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>>18544222
She's lucky the armor wasn't cursed.

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Daily remainder that yeti's are pure, cuddly, monster girls that deserve so much love.

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>>18544222
>>18544191
She really, really, really, really, really needs that royal cock knocking her up.

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>>18544144
What does "truly" mean?
Am i cursed if i read about them in a forgotten tomb and think they're cute

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>>18544243
It is, by definition, unknowable, but rest assured, if you're destined to have a Shoggoth, you get a Shoggoth, and if you're not, you don't.

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Reminder that dragon girls are great.

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Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane

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>>18544260
>if you're destined to have a Shoggoth, you get a Shoggoth, and if you're not, you don't.
Now I'm just imagining someone getting obsessed with shoggoths due to a stray mention in a book somewhere and is constantly on the lookout for one. Randomly checks his possessions for signs of secret shog, opens doors at random whenever he gets a weird feeling, etc. Eventually one day he does get a knock at his door, but it's a Kiki in purple bodypaint with cleaning supplies sewn into her maid outfit, smiling sheepishly.

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>>18544265
I would like a doughragon

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that no matter how tsun the monster girl, she'll always love to snuggle up to you each evening.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got any cute green stories involving cute monster girls???

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>>18544265
I could go for some nice and warm wing hugs

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>>18544316

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Would you?

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>>18544358
For a holst without a boyfriend?
Yes

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>>18544358
Is there a wait, or can I jump right in?

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>>18544332
Cute!!!

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>>18544358
Absolutely.
For a cow that isn't a massive whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18544358
Not her, not ever.
Just about any other cowgirl because they're my absolute favorite.

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>>18544237
Yetis are pure and lovable

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Is there anything sweeter than opening up a tiny farm with your holst childhood friend?

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>>18544358
Does minotaur milk taste different from holstaur milk.

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Zombified paladins!

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>>18544448
>The quantity and quality of their milk is no match to Holstaurs, but it is still delicious because they are mamonos of cow.

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>>18544301
Ancient cosmic deities work in mysterious ways.

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>>18544469
Why do you keep slapping shitty text over this image?

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>>18544469
Yet another reason to love ushi onis.

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>>18544473
I didn't do that, the artist did.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58619854

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>>18544426
Her milk when you impregnate her.

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>>18544483
Well why post it when you could just post the version without that terrible text?

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>>18544485
Less sweet is knowing that you'll have to share now.
>"I'll let you use those for a few months, kid. Just a few."
>Then you realize how cute she is and your heart melts

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>>18544500
Actually, this makes me wonder: how long would holsts nurse? They make milk all the time anyway, when do they choose to stop?

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>>18544500
This is the greatest dilemma for a cow lover, I love my wife and want to impregnate her as much as possible because of her fertile as fuck looking body and undoubtedly baby Holstaurs or Minotaurs or Hakutakus would be cute as fuck, but I want those tits and milk for myself, obviously I'd share but damn if I get her pregnant too much too quickly I get less milk, but how can I not impregnate her?
>>18544516
That is an interesting question, one I don't really know the answer to.

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>>18544516
The mother doesn't break it off, the daughter does. It's like a very, very early version of a teen being too cool for their parents, where the mother feels both a little hurt but proud of their daughter growing up.

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>>18544516
Same time human mothers do.

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>>18544550
>the mother feels both a little hurt but proud of their daughter growing up.
Meanwhile, dad is offended and relieved.
>"Whatsa matter, squirt? You're too good for my breasts now? Huh?"
>"Those are my breasts, dear."
>"Well fine, if she doesn't want our breasts I'LL just take back my rightful place!"

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>>18544579
>"Oh, don't mind your father honey. You know how he gets when he's thirsty. I'm proud of you, sweetie!"

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Would gazers be able to live in the desert?
I mean thats a lot of sand and they have lots of eyes.

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>>18544358
Look at the size of those milk tanks!

You could feed a whole school of children with those!

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>>18544645
Beholder type monsters usually have some kind of protective barrier ability.

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I want to nickname my holst wife Squirt and make pew pew noises while I milk her.

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>>18544833
She's not your daughteru anon, you can't just embarrass her like that!

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>>18544837
The hell I can't! You know that saying about how boys always tease the girls they like? That's me! I'm pretty sure you're supposed to grow out of it, but screw that.

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>>18544837
She could be his daughteru, you don't know that.

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>>18544846
electrafags go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

I want to casually finger my daughteru's puffy little pussy while we're in the bath together.

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>>18544899
Anon! That's ___hot____!

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>>18544899
You know I wouldn't even mind all this daughteru dicking, if you fags weren't so obnoxious with your descriptions. Seriously, tone that shit down, just because she's a baby, doesn't mean you have to baby talk us.

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Each morning when I wake up I'm reminded that I'll never be seduced by an inebriated goat lady. Each morning I wonder why I even get out of bed.

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>>18545035
because somewhere in an alternative universe, there is a satyros that wonders why she should get out of bed when she'll never wake up next to someone

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>>18545035
You get up in the hopes that one day the portals open. You've gotta live until then. Baring that, there's a slightly less infinitesimal chance that you find someone with a drunken goat in her heart.

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>>18545035
so you can drink.

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>>18545035
Is that cinnamon lacquer? Whatever will Partygoat drink next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545035
Drunk goats are too good for this world. Every day I don't party with one is painful.
>>18545094
Looks like.
https://www.masterofmalt.com/liqueurs/jack-daniels/jack-daniels-tennessee-fire-liqueur/
A questionable choice but hey I'm not enough of a whisky snob to turn my nose up at drinking it with her.

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>>18545035
I want to shave her crotch and inner thighs.

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>>18544899
Honestly I'd rather be assaulted by one of my daughters while taking a shower instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545014
to be fair those type of posts are not unique to daughteru dickers. It's just that you don't take offense to all the other ones so you don't notice

[Anonymous No.]

I want to forcibly hairjob a slim, slender, tallflat yandere Kej!

[Anonymous No.]

ded thread

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>>18545487
So ded that I woke up.

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>>18545487
I know, it's creepy af.

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>>18545363
Stand users don't qualify as Monster Girls.
Unless it's FF, because a Plankton Girl is definitely not a human.

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>>18545487
>The undead kingdoms are so deserted most of the time due to everyone being inside cuddling with their love ones.

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>>18545542
The undead need a lot of cuddles under the blankets to stay nice and warm.

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>>18545535
If mages can be monster girls then a stand user who is pretty much kej is one.

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What would you write on your dream request form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545809
Global communist revolution.

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>>18544237
Fug the Yeti, corrupt the innocent Yeti's morals

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>>18545809
>I want to experience it, the high point of my 25 years of existence, a moment of absolute bliss
>Now hurry up and deal into it! Deal the 1-pin! Deal into my 12-dora and put yourself out of your misery!
>Deal it! DEAL IT!
Yeah.

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>>18545809
A wish to be visited by a cute red haired succubus with a thing for gentle femdom and after sex cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545999
Your Wish Is Granted

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>>18546081
>>/jp/image/xb3Ox1dyjlGEOHNiQJ6AAw
It was never funny the first time either. Go ba k to your offsite shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

One of the many things you could do that would make people go "oh dead god what have you done!" is introduce beyblades to gremlins

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>>18545809
True love.

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>>18546155
I can see how potentially deadly they could make the tops themselves but how do they give them spirit-based superpowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546194
They glue a dildo to the top and install a motor.

[Anonymous No.]

We know monsters don't take men from other monsters. Can they take men from human women? They don't release mumbo jumbo to mark them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546206
Can they? Yes. Will they? Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546155
That sounds potentially terrifying.
>>18546194
You see, gremlin bayblades would seem pretty "normal", a bit like they are in our world with a few sharper bits and pieces.

Shit starts going down if other monster girls take an interest in her creations. Salamander takes a liking to them and thinks they look cool? She commissions a custom one that shoots flames when it spins, other monster girls follow and get ones made based on their gimmicks and everything goes to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546206
If you truly love your human wife the monster would probably help you fetch her as well.
MGE isnt a world in which MG case heartbreak even by accident simply because eros would probably more or less directly interfere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546155
I have the feeling Gremlins solve every problem by cramming DE generators in everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546215
The very idea of Salamanders applying their battle-instincts into something nerdy like spinning tops fills me with glee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546206
>>18546212
They can sense when things wouldn't work out, that's how they avoid alps and raping people who would seriously hate theirrace.

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>>18546238
That's why I love Salamanders, they're competitive by nature so it's really easy to apply that to just about anything.

From video game loving salamanders that get a little too into things to a married salamander milf who gets competitive about super market bargains. And of course the regular fighting ones are wonderful too.

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>>18546256
A Salamander who's usually stoic but gets totally fired-up (no pun intended) about pocket circuit racing (like Kiryu) would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546256
>married salamander milf who gets competitive about super market bargains
>"I'm sorry ma'am, but you're no longer welcome at this store."
>She asks why
>"Every time we have a sale, you get a little too worked up and it's just not safe for the other customers."
>She gets upset and says that she's just trying to get the most for her money just like everyone else
>"I understand that, ma'am, but you broke someone's collarbone last week."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546274
Cute, that's something I could really get into with monster girls.
>>18546281
She needs a store like the one from ben-to where people fighting it out for food is basically the norm.

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>>18542993
Would the Brotherhood of Steel declare war on monster girls? Because non-human abominations that kidnap and rape boys and men.

Especially the Gremlins, who'd may or may not capture some of the Brotherhood's power armor power armor and reverse engineer it to serving a monster girl's purpose.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUDYd95dH2Y

/spoiler] >"We are declaring war on the monster girls. It is bad enough they kidnap rape unwilling men who'll serve as their cattle and sex slaves, but some of these monster girls have technological skills and knowledge, and have stolen Brotherhood power armor and technology to use for their vile and nefarious perversions! But we will not take that lightly, we will not let the monster girls take away and rape our fellow men and brothers, we will not allow them to corrupt our fellow sisters and women into becoming monster girls. And we will definitely not allow the monster girls, especially those gremlin girl to misuse technology and steal ours to further their perverted hedonism. We will defeat the monster girls and their 'demon lord' just like how we will defeat and destroy the Institute.

Ad Victoriam!" [/spoiler]

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>>18546323
>dissapointed Sahuagin staring at a empty hook

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>>18546323
Good riddance to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18542993
Would the Brotherhood of Steel declare war on monster girls? Because non-human abominations that kidnap and rape boys and men.

Especially the Gremlins, who'd may or may not capture some of the Brotherhood's power armor power armor and reverse engineer it to serving a monster girl's purpose.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUDYd95dH2Y [Embed]

>"We are declaring war on the monster girls. It is bad enough they kidnap rape unwilling men who'll serve as their cattle and sex slaves, but some of these monster girls have technological skills and knowledge, and have stolen Brotherhood power armor and technology to use for their vile and nefarious perversions! But we will not take that lightly, we will not let the monster girls take away and rape our fellow men and brothers, we will not allow them to corrupt our fellow sisters and women into becoming monster girls. And we will definitely not allow the monster girls, especially those gremlin girl to misuse technology and steal ours to further their perverted hedonism. We will defeat the monster girls and their 'demon lord' just like how we will defeat and destroy the Institute.

Ad Victoriam!"

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>>18546335
As entertaining of an idea as this is, people are gonna get mad at you for wasting an image like that. As if it were going to be used for anything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546353
>defending /tg/ garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546335
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546335
>that entire post
>that image
I think you're looking for /vg/ monster girl threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Fat Cuddle Cat and Tall buff snuggle chuff are the best pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545487
un-ded it then

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a lot of kids with a Kitsune.
Imagine being hundreds of years old but still looking like you're both in your 20's, and some little old lady asks if it's your first. Would you play along for her sake or would you break it to her that you're more than 5 times her age and on your 29th kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546434
>29th kid
I feel that it'd take a millennia for the long lifespanned species to reach that number of daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546206
MGE monstergirls would corrupt the female into one and have her rape her husband instead of stealing the man from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546485
I want a super stacked shortstack kitsune as my wife.
her tails would be taller than she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>Nightgaunt wedding

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>>18546544
More like KDF wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>18544237
Except for Serial Hugger.

She's a monster among monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546544
I want a wedding like this with a cute Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546533

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546569
Exactly, walking around with those little shrine maidens surrounding me would be bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546569
Right > left > middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546553
I don't know anon, I think my waifu and I would have a normal wedding.

Depending on if we have a second wedding to our daughteru once we start having sex with her, that might be a different story. Maybe we'd just have exact replicas of the girls' wedding dresses in latex for private use afterwards though.

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>>18546544
Can her husband change color? Could I start off white and slowly change to black during our vows? Because not only would she not be pure, I'd be defiling her while we were read our nuptials.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want a human girl to get cucked by an oni. Then she goes through a training montage with an amazoness to get stronk. for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546620
Anon, it would simply be a harem forming when the oni takes upon herself to train that puny human girl because she can't rape her boyfriend without muscles like hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546485
Well if it's been about 460 years, which is what I had in mind, it'd be a daughter every 15-16 years or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546635
Gotta say anon, you'd be pumping them out like a mousefag compared to all the other fox lovers in your area!

[Anonymous No.]

Centaur+doppelganger medicine=__.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18546600
You got me thinking about that story you did with the kiki wife and daughteru. Still one of my favorites btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546664
Very fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

Slime butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546696
Hey thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546673
Cute wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546673
Rathalos?
Shes cute regardless, would hunt and capture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545820
Global gommie removal

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546745
>not Rathian
Rathalos is male anyway, you just saw a dark Pink Rathian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546769
I know that but one can never tell with without color.
I wonder if pink rathian's would get mad if you kept calling them cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545809
A freckled ginger elf to make many children with

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545809
Tubby cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546544
How will she be able to concentrate on giving her vows when she's got all those toys and that tight rubber suit distracting her? It's just not appropriate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546943
its not distracting if one do it every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543614
The madman actually did it.
I loved all the discussions about swimsuit Night gaunts, and now they are immortalized through a cute drawing.
God bless Latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545809
My cutie dragon and some sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546990
Then what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

Tittypires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547022
the wedding part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547028
Don't be thick now anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547043
Silly anon, GIRLS are supposed to be thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547023
Cunnypires!

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>>18547023
Tomboypires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547069
Whats the Christmas cake age for a vampire? over 240 years?

[Anonymous No.]

The captcha is fucked up again so I can't even report it, thanks jewgle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547091
At least medieval.
I really want to deflower a 1000-year-old Vampire now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547098
Anon she will instantly jump on you once you get to her room,already heartpupiling upon the sight of a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547098
Anon no! Her fashion sense would be so outdated!
Not to mention her vocabulary

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547098
Would be interesting to meet one that's salty about her title of countess meaning nothing due to the political changes that've happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547122
>implying she isn't still trapped under one of the stone pillars of her collapsed castle
I'll find her and use her lower body as an onahole without her being able to do a thing to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547048
Girls and penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547126
Was that even a high title in past times? i imagine empress or queen would be more fitting

>>18547137
Are you seriously gonna do that to a poor CC vampire first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547125
>Ancient Vampire dressed all in gaudy primary colors
The cringy auntie of the Vampire world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547142
She's going to be starving and parched after 800 years under that pillar, so I'll make sure to reach my wrist into her mouth so she can have a little snack while I ream her emaciated sticc body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547142
Countess was below Duke.
They ruled a 'county' hence the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18542993
The Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance song. Collective Consciousness but in the context and message of Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543949
All those kissing prank videos got a whole lot worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547182
How would a kissing prank work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546434
I share this exact fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545809
Dream girl brought into reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547201
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kissing+prank

Just look at those titles

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547215
I still don't get it, and I feel like if I actually watch those videos I'll lose what little faith in humanity I still have.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet whitehorns have yukis create blizzards so they can "save" men caught in them and take them home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547231
>having faith in humanity

anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18544007
How would you react if during a livestream another Oomukade who looks and sounds the same tackles her and it turns out her channel had gotten jacked by her twin sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543949
>Pharaoh discovers Montube
>She quickly gains subscribers thanks to her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547162
I wouldn't mind being raped by an edgy cyborg. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547231
anon, these are paid you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547312
>Pharaoh makes legitimately good makeup and hair styling tutorials in her off time for MonTube.
>She feels slightly insecure over the fact that her massive subscriber count might be either due to her God Voice, her Anubis secretly making her channel required viewing or both.
>It's actually because she's adorably awkward on camera even as she's applying makeup that would make most men tear holes in their pants if they saw her at a club.
>Also once she finds out her Anubis has a Let's Play channel she starts plugging it on her channel much to her best friend's embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

Where would I need to go to have a harem of ‘evil’ Monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
A graped desert kingdom I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
Ancient evil lairs,or a evil echidna dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
Just look for a particularly edgy looking Echidna labyrinth. You'll find it's staffed by a Mayadere Echidna and her equally evil sisters.
They're all a bit Chuuni if you don't mind that, but they're also very loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
A cursed armory?

Just stay away from the mask, lest you become the monster yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547385
>>18547387
A dastardly mustache and monocle never hurt either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
Check out the ‘Legion Of Very Evil Monster Girls’ I hear they’re always looking for henchmen.

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>>18547363
>The Pharaoh pops up at unexpected times as the Anubis is streaming a speedrun
>Usually ruins her runs in the process
>The Pharaoh admits she does it just to see her pouting face
>All of this keeps bringing new subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547404
>League of evil monster girls
>Some of the most cunning and ruthless monster girls around.
>League of Junior Evil Monster Girls
>Their younger sisters who are less so and more 'trying hard'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543340
>Good art
Where is this "good art" you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
Be the most goody two shoes possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547410
>no Pharoah and Anubis streaming themselves playing beat em up games from the 90’s and riffing on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547427
>>18543340
>Art.
Where is this 'art' you speak of? I can't seem to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
A cult based on the extreme faction that lacks members.

Sign up and get a harem of devils and demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18545809
To take care of the succ I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547391
>Anon gets trapped in a hidden room in some castle ruins only to back into a suit of armor.
>"Ara~? A man? It's been so long since anyone was back here~"
>"Ohhhh~hohohoho~! Perhaps this peasant is our ticket to freedom?"
>"Fuhehehehehe~ And perhaps he could the dear wielder we've waited for so long?"
>"...I call his face"
And that's how anon got raped and husbando'd by a curvy CC Living Armor, a bottom heavy Estoc Cursed Sword Ojou-sama, a busty Scimitar Cursed Sword Mojyo and a Kuudere Oppai Loli Ittan-Momen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543340
>haing on dyads
Not enough memes and thread canon for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546409
>This is how succ was born.

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>>18547431
>Pharaoh is terrible at video games period, but the crowd and her Anubis friend can't stay mad at her because she always looks like she's having so much fun.
Would you be their boyfriend anon? Because there's no way in hell that Pharaoh is letting her chubby Anubis best friend stay dateless even if she gets a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547380
I wanna teach evil lolis how to be good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547438
That's what I was asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547443
Why is cuddling with a succubus so hearthwarming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547459
>spoiler
You know it. I’d help edit their videos too and hopefully get their channels off the ground and into making some real money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546409
>Naive Vampire gets tricked into sucking anon's dick instead of his blood.
>By the time she finds out she's been had she's already addicted to it.
>So as punishment she decide to ride anon's dick until he's begging her to stop from overstimulation while drinking his blood gently.
>Her punishment of anon is complete when his face is warped into an Ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

Mofu boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547480
Only if yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547459
>Pharaoh and Anubis playing a dating sim on whatever the monster equivalent of a PC-98 is
>Pharaoh manages to be so awful at picking the correct dialogue choices she constantly gets a lonely/bad end
>cheerful smile wavers just a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547471
What would you do if one night while you're burning yourself out editing a video, you feel a gentle tap on your shoulder, turn around and see the Pharaoh and the Anubis both smugly smiling at you in boner inducing makeup and haircuts wearing barely there lingerie?
What would you do if you looked out the window and noticed a full moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547490
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Akagi#Japanese%20Ship%20Lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547504
I’ll do what I have to do and give them both daughterus that may or may not grow up to be nerds themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547518
I need an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547465
Shows how much she's grown past the soul sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547547
She is an adult anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547554
[x] Lick belly button

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547518
But how does she feel about potentially sharing with her sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547501
I want to restore that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547552
No, she's a bote

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547568
She's 92.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547501
Imagine being the lucky guy who becomes theirs.
>Be anon, just some average guy wandering around a con to the artist alley because there's nothing to do until tomorrow and you might as well.
>Cons have gotten a lot more fun and laid back after monstergirls showed up since a lot of them seem very interested in earth human culture.
>Suddenly on the floor after bumping into someone who was hanging a corner.
>As your vision unblurs you see an Anubis dressed up as Rozalin still gaining her balance before looking up at you.
>Both of you blush slightly, forgetting to get back up.
>Suddenly a Pharaoh dressed as Menat starts helping the Anubis up before coming over to you and reaching out her hand to help you up.
>One thing leads to another, you snap some pictures of them in costume, chat a bit and go get some dinner as a "sorry" for the accident and the next thing you know you're waking up in a queen sized bed in a ritzy hotel with two naked girls on either side of you and a distinct soreness in your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547554
Cute, but what happened to her big meaty paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547572
Too young

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547580
MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your human GF tragically dies from Japanese Cold
>however, the very next day she arises as a qtpie Zombie and it turns out her love for you is undying
>She was super into the idol and fashion scenes, and now that she doesn’t really need to worry about as many things as she did in life you decide you’re gonna help her out
>you buy her somebody fancy outfits for her improved-by-mamano body and within weeks she’s getting thousands of followers on social media for her outfits and how she looks in them
>she gets more and more popular until she’s signed on as a model for Undead fashion and you and her couldn’t be happier
>you translate for her in all her interviews, as humans can’t quite understand her moans and groans even though Undead can
>through it all her love for you grows more and more until she gets dead-Heartpupils when she looks at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547259
Those White Horns will have to compete with Yetis, they have a monopoly on Yuki-onna blizzards to save men from

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547625
>A particularly risqué and exotic outfit has a hard time not slipping off her
>lightbulb above your head, you grab a stapler and just staple it right to her Undead, pain-immune skin
>thumbs up exchanged as she gives a goofy smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547625
>>18547638
What is dead may never die, but rises again, cuter and full of love.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547625
>>18547638
Do Zombies have access to bodypart stores in Undead Kingdoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547670
How does she make her swimsuit stay on when she's out saving lives? I mean, it's so small on her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547625
>Your human GF
eh man I already can't self insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547700
Please don't bully the normies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547638
Eew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547700
You do have to wonder how human relationships change with the sudden introduction of a population universally beautiful, devoted women who all long for a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547712
>>18547724
I'll make the normies wither under Druella's gaze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547724
But muh boy makers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547724
You would have a population of women REEEEEEEing against them, another that bit the bullet struggling to compete and the majority doing both on some level. Once MG are plentiful they'd cause huge societal waves based on inter-gender relations, completely ignoring the changes magic and their physical abilities would bring. I'm sure it'd be a trip to look back on as a historian in a hundred years.

[Anonymous No.]

NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547724
It depends on what type of women we're talking about; 2D or 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547724
Plenty of women hating the new competition they have now. Even the most vanilla of men might come around eventually and at least accept them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547761
You mean there's a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547732
I'll make Druella too busy heartpupiling to do anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547779
>shindol

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547752
You know for an artist that usually draws furry this is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547724
>universally beautiful
That is debatable

>devoted women
A man can dream right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547732
Would she even be allowed in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547780
She can be pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547781
No bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547779
>>18547802
Delete that shit

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the "Nobody can beat the SUCC." pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547779
Bestiality is not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547724
The disinformation would be off the charts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547802
10/10 doujin and proof that shindol can do amazing doujins when he decides to have a soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547802

Why is it that whenever shindol makes something with a crippled girl it's 10/10, but anything else and it descends into pain and suffering?

Is it because crippled girls already have enough suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1181426/bd4977cd0b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547724
Considering the marriage rate dropping pretty badly, it looks like human women are losing the interest of men even without competition. If there would be a massive wave of beautiful wholesome waifus to drop in, a good chunk of women would either be alone or be pressured into monsterization. The only saving grace for human women would be prejudice against monsters, or the fact that the men are already in a relationship, but there are so many ways to spread corruption and infiltrate human society, that they may just be monsterized by sneaky tactics like putting holst milk in the water supply, or selling some of the weird fruits at a local market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547883
Sticc

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547880
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547893
Just so we're clear, the no sons problem has been solved right? Otherwise things could get bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547800
Druella is cute! CUTE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547761
>2D or 3D
Either. Both.

[Anonymous No.]

How much does a snek weigh including tail?
I'd bet there be whole competitions where men try to lift their whole waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547936
Would make weight lifting competitions interesting, although it would be strange to see apophi husbands keep winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547904
There’s no CG here, do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547893
The antimonster side would probably be more likely to get into media so that's an advantage for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547936
Anon, it's not polite to ask a girl her weight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547932
You talking shit about my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547799
>>18547917

Well who's gonna make motivational speeches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547959
Heh, Fatty Tuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547936
>tfw you have to buy a cattle scale for your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547970
About what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547745
>>18547765
Personally, I can't wait to get accused of being a 'race traitor' and a 'pathetic loser' by upset human women when they find out I'm dating an Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547936
>That one guy who can easily lift up his ushi oni

[Anonymous No.]

Rapebait loli MGs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547974
Well guiding an army is not that easy you know and to keep up spirits in dire times its very important to boost morale.
>"There will be dicks! Lots of dicks!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547989
>That one guy who signed up despite having a sandworm waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Genki floppy eared Kobold with flaming ginger hair, blue eyes and freckles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547981
>pissing off feminists and /pol/ at the same time
That’d be a sight to see.

[Anonymous No.]

The Kraken Kuddle Klub is having a recruitment drive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543519
>>18543547
>Men who are shut inside the tree for a long time eventually fuse with the tree. Men who end up like this cannot die until the tree dries up, just like the dryads themselves.
Does this mean that dryad husbands are monsterboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548014
That sounds like a wonderful aesthetic there anon! Kobolds are lovely girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548017
>>pissing off feminists and /pol/ at the same time
The dream.

[Anonymous No.]

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2122962
>Does this make you ROCK hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548037
No?
They are themselves just in treespace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548023
I’m interested in joining the Kraken Kuddle Klub! Where can I get more information?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548058
They're part plant now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547996
Like salamanders and hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548078
For sure!

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Kunoichi sensei for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548064
They’re bound to the tree, but they are still themselves as always as seen by them, their wives, and all the other dryad couples in the grove space.
It’s like saying you’re a cyborg because you locked yourself in your car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548094
Anon, that's a human titty ninja, even if I wish she was a kunoichi-monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

FREEZE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548099
Gonna grab those snowmounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548052
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548094
Throwing chalk at the desks of daydreaming students with knifelike accuracy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548094
But that's a human.

[Anonymous No.]

big
evil
snakes!

[Anonymous No.]

Doppelgangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548180

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548181
If a husband loved her alternate form so much he was reluctant to involve himself too deeply with her real form, thinking she was another person, would that make the Doppelganger happy or sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548201
Happy I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548180
>>18548196
Damn I want to hug Gorgon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548181
>Lose their ability to transform after finding true love
What's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548201
The thing I more want to know, if the original of the doppel sees her and actually did have feelings for the man she'll monsterize herself and the guy ends up with his perfect waifu x2. What happens if the guy discovers the doppels true form then? Or does the same change that occurred to the original also make it so she is the doppels true form as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548221
Gorgon a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548196
Twintails make everything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548223
Ask Kenkou Cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548234
I don't know Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547893
>putting holst milk in the water supply.

That's over the line for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548252
Find someone who does and have them translate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18546566
Have they brought that evil Yeti to justice yet? Is it safe to go outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548229
she totally is

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548266
Not for me!

[Iron Beast No.]

3 months since the last story
fucking hell I need to get my shit together
https://pastebin.com/bVGuA6Zg

I need to write more

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548270
The only one I know irl that does is my grandfather and that would be too weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548289
What's wrong with his story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543991

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548289
Do not bulli the Iron beast. He tries his hardest! Can you say the same?

[Anonymous No.]

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
More roulette? Aw yeah, about time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548299
Probably the same problem that every iron beast story has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548361
And that is...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548367
Bad grammer and shitty story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548338
I feel bad for the jubjub. She lost her nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548376
Oh shit now I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
Fuck yeah a Pharaoh story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547999
>That one guy with the devil wife
Reps for days, bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
a few suggestions, try making her seem more obviously affectionate. Right now, his reactions seem more tame, for someone who is literally being mind controlled. I feel like you'd offset that if you had her act more affectionate. For example in this line
>If it wasn't buying meat for her snake (apparently it was called `big band`, she named it when she was a kid and shot him a dirty look when he laughed about it.)
maybe change that to
>pouted for an hour when he laughed about it
This is just my opinion, of course, as I prefer my pharaohs cute n sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548361
So wait you didn't even read it?

[Anonymous No.]

Genki cupids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548338
What could possibly make a Cheshire frown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548422
Someone who hates memes, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548403
This is iron beast's london, nobody reacts right to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548414
muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548414
I'll take one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548411
Are you going to say that its good?
Because no one truly likes this guys shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Ochi is so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548450
>no one truly likes this guys shit
Validate your argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548450
>Astroturfing this hard
>It's another "trying to run the writefags off the thread" episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548458
Dont reply to him, he's just shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548454

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548289
>Now we get mad even when there's nothing objectionable in the story
I don't get you. Do you just want a thread with no content whatsoever and the same four discussion topics over and over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548470
Ochis are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547799
Yes, but she doesn't go in public due to being a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548266
Why do people keep insisting that holstaur milk makes breasts grow or actually does anything. The Sabbath actually recommends lolis drink it because it doesn't give girls breasts but makes them squishier or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548491

[Anonymous No.]

>>18547837
I am feeling generous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548510

[Iron Beast No.]

>>18548472
I say we ignore him
He's been pulling this shit for at least a year now, and its just sad
>I post a story
>Guy tells me to fuck off and goes on and on about how I'm shit
>someone is talking about the writers
>Guy bring up me and how shit I am like I'm the second coming of some other old writefag they had issues with.

Its better to just absorb the likes and criticism then to get salty about the mindless hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548490
We're talking about a being that can be called a demigod with a instawin aura. Most people wouldn't want her to be near them.

[Anonymous No.]

108 images have been posted so far.
More than half of which have been posted by a single person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548532
Yes and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548525
Prinz is a good girl, what kind of monster girl would she be?
>>18548532
I came to the horrifying realization yesterday that it's probably a guy I talk to on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548556
Could you punch him for us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
>Eliza and her snake, big band
Skullgirls reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548450
I like his stories.
>>18548526
I'm all for ignoring him in future. From what you've said you're aware of what you need to do without him being mad about it every time you're mentioned in passing.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, post autistic headcannons.
>Druella is actually an /r9k/-tier beta and refers to her invasion of Lescatie as a "beta uprising"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548472
>Same four discussion topics
Name them as all I can think of is KDF related arguements

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548592
headcanon is literally the worst thing that ever happened to these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548592
>Someone actually loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548592
>headcannons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548614
GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
Why would a Pharaoh like poptarts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548632
Why would anyone not like poptarts?

[Anonymous No.]

Big, muscled arachnes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548632
Sugar was a rare thing up until recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548633
Maybe they don't like poptarts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548596
No him but the loops I see are:
>Momster/onee san stuff where all that changes is the monster used
>How EMG, or at least cathl or whatever her name is, is shit
>Spacebattles screencaps and edgetalk
>daughter dicking
>whether or not harems are NTR/cuckholding, and the hate for bicorn and smoke hobo due to that.

I'm either wrong or missing some stuff, so take this list with a pinch of salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548637
Sugarcane maybe, but there were many sweet fruits and vegetables that could be used as well in various regions of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548632
Probably a weird quirk beast added to give her a little flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548472
>we
I hate to pull the "it's just one guy" card but in this case it's actually true. Notice whenever someone gets mad at beast no one ever backs him up and he gets multiple replies telling him to shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548636

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548414
My heart cant take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548637
Cheap sugar, you mean. Oldest sweetener was honey, and people have been farming bees since the ancient Egyptians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548658
Yeah I get that, but it's still a weird thing to be full blown obsessed over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548651
>>18548667
Good point. Still they might like pop tarts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548665
I'm not even talking rape spiders, I'm talking regular arachnes with halbards and armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548646
Dont forget best succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548646
It's mainly just the same kind of gap moe conversations that result either in some girls getting a permenant meme stuck to them. I think some anons have forgotten this is a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548677
>best succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548599
Wrong, THREADCANON is one of the worst things to happen to these threads. Headcanon is a nice personal way of fixing shit about the setting that you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548690
Isn't threadcanon just headcanon that has been accepted by other posters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548696
Threadcanon is forcing memes into every conversation about a particular girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548696
Thats what makes it worse
Lets say for example that a guy posts about a dragon liking chilli sause
On its own is fine but then more and more people take a liking to it and soon we cant talk about dragons without mentioning chilli sause

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548699
Nothing wrong about Raiju headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548675
Considering the Egyptians made and still make fucking awesome tarts, maybe. She'd probably make a big batch of homemade ones to show off.

>"These are real tarts, anon. Made with love, dates and Egyptian apricots."
>A tired anubis is cleaning the kitchen completely covered in flour and a giant mess of pots that's easily six times as many as needed to bake the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548717
Well, in the story there was a throwaway line about how long it took to make them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548717
I bet they taste great!

>As you eat them you can hear the sound of the Anubis putting out the fires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548709
>soon we cant talk about dragons without mentioning chilli sause
So? Respond to non-chili posts, do not respond to chili posts. Talk about aspects of characters/setting you do like.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/17370470

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548738
This looks abysmal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548669
Its not that bad
Theres weirder food addictions in real life

Also think about how what could be considered the good shit in Alt-egypt being common stuff here

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548714
Other than the one faggot getting hundreds of the same image drawn just to force his own personal headcanon involving a stupid meme onto the whole community?

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday sookmo, today 0light.

https://imgur.com/E3m5gNC
https://imgur.com/XaTAzMJ
https://imgur.com/P4ViK4H
https://imgur.com/h8XNYto

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548769
>Also think about how what could be considered the good shit in Alt-egypt being common stuff here

Honestly it reminds me of the one scene from farscape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQzmK670yI

>I want Kitkat and Reeeeeeeeses Piiiiiiiiiiiiieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548794
>didn't embed the links
I am reatard

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548289
I understand anons getting mad at assholes like psychofox, but beast produces content and we don't have many writers left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548646
You’re also forgetting:
>once in a while latenight will grace us with his presence and then we circle jerk over that for the rest of the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548829
We dont need new latenight to circlejerk it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548675
Who doesn't like pop tarts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548794
Damn man keep it coming, always love to see new art you've gotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548677
pass

>>18548794
big fat mouse butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
>a pop tart addicted pharaoh
Thats a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548794
>that plump mouse
I want to get down with the thiccness

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548829
>I'm not the only one who finds that annoying
He just draws some basic doodles and the thread loses its collective shit every time, going as far to call him a treasure for it sometimes.
This thread is clearly starved for good content and anon is losing his mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548865
They're cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548865
Its a grade or two above basic doddles but your still right

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548690
I would be fine with headcanon if people didn't use it as an excuse to just skip getting to know the original setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548677
There's only one best Succ and it's certainly not MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548794
Chubby mice are best mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548865
He's who chowder wishes he was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548865
>basic doodles
I think his colored work is actually really pretty, but aside from that I agree with you as well. Doesn't help that whatever he draws is now official threadcannon that will be jerked off whenever you try to mention a girl either. Can't go five minutes after mentioning wendigos without someone posting at least two of his meme pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548865
>this free art doesn't meet my standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548840
Thank you! I try my best to commission good stuff, at least as often as my wallet allows me to.

>>18548864
>>18548887
Gonna be honest I thought for sure people were gonna mention how ugly her lips look, which woulda made me kinda sad because those are the exact kinda dsl i'd want my Nellu to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548893
>Spoiler
This is the biggest problem. He could draw a dwarf taking a shit and the thread would immediately base their threadcanon for them around toilets.
>>18548904
Yet it seems there are plenty of anons who agree with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548802
What is with psyhcofox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548677
Why do Alps get hate again?
Is it because people are insecure?
Or maybe it’s because some people in this thread would knowingly become one because of their insecurity as a man?
Or maybe they’re just assholes who doesn’t like seeing anyone happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548788
So learn to draw and make your own Raiju pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548794
Damn you for making me like dormice so much.
>>18548891
Hey chowder's actually came a long way over the last year, the dude's still learning but he's trying more than I ever will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548944
Alps are men who are so gay they wrapped back around to straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548944
I assume it's just shitposters using "muh trannyshit!" as an excuse to shitpost. Just report them whenever you see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548948
>bullying a kobold
Okay that's it, she's getting a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548934
>anons are assholes news at 5 water still wet
Stop being such a whiny cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548865
>>18548934
Don’t skew my words to fit your agenda anon. I think Latenight is one of the greatest contributors to this thread. He did a couple of doodles to my shitty greentexts and now he will forever be my nigga. I just don’t like it when people lose their shit over him popping in a thread once and a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548944
There are better monsters, but people just splurge out to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548893
It's the other way around though. Usually LN draws threadcanon pics because it's what people ask for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548944
Because alpfags are obnoxious cunts who can't talk about any other monstergirl. Like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548942
He's this douche who tries to pass off other peoples writefagging as his own, makes up big lies on the discords to get attention and make himself look good and is a spiteful manchild who will threaten to get pictures of your waifu or OC being beaten up if you cross him.
In short, a fucking jackass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548893
Personally I wish Latenight would draw more thread waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why, or how... but after that weekend storm and no power... I've been filled with a great and dire thirst.

A thirst for Golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548948
Bad Raiju! I just brushed her hair! Now I’ve got to do it over again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548944
Originally there were some people who excessively shitposted alps because "muh trans, muh homosexuality" and modern sjw memery. And then there were the countershitposters and falsoflaggers who posted shit like "no bully the alps" and all that, resulting in a shitpoststorm litteraly every single time alps would be brought up which lead to a lot of general resentment to the race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548949
Its cause now you know dormice are one of the best races! They rank side by side with regular mice with me, but thats just because I love everything about mice, but I also love all of their 'reverse' traits as well. Besides, its just comfy to think about a little dormouse snuggling up to you in bed while occasionally mumbling out your name.

>>18548978
Same senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548962
Fuck off chowder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548944
I find their entire gimmik boring
They are elevated as something special when really all they are is succubi that were once men.
As far as I'm concerned, the "why not just use as regular succubus instead?" Applies more to alps than it ever did for lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

Brown magic elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548994
How am I chowder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548738
Looks like shit but presuming this is a functional test build, it has time to look better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548978
>latenight will never draw the Cheese Mafia mousegirls from a few threads back
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548942
Not the guy you responded to but it's a long story.

He used to go by commercial anon and force a shit meme even after people to bored of it and supposedly left the threads. He now hangs out in various discords where people tolerate him at best and takes credit for the work of other people, including MGC and even went as far as saying he was writing a guide for other writers if they wanted to use MGC in their stories.

These days he fishes for free art of his OCs that are all as bland as your average harem protag, only female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548978
>>18548993
The dream. When Latenight used to do little illustrations for my old stories it made me so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548893
As long as it makes you angry, I'll continue to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548978
>tfw he has drawn my waifu multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549000
Is it her magic that’s making my pants feel tighter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548997
The answer to all that is thereason for the existance of every single mg: Some people are into that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549001
Not him, but he's still assravaged at the thread for not liking his lilim and calls us whiny cunts for it.
But there are plenty of people who would call us that so I don't understand why he was singled out either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548993
Right on all accounts. I never used to be much of a mouse guy but now I want a cute dormouse with a frilly goth loli dress and twin tails to cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549015
Doesn't he have a fox goddess OC or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548982
A Gargoyle isn't a Golem though anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549042
>twin tails
Its a minor thing but honestly that is hella cute. Would she wrap both of them around your arm or leg whenever she walks anywhere with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549041
Which one was his? all I fully remember is mari, victoria and ELH's one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548942
A guy with possible learning difficulties or at least some kind of mental illness who makes up unbelievable shit and used to spam his awful commercial meme here a few years ago.
He also will claim to have written any anonymous piece of writefagging that proves popular and will say he was only teasing when called out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549037
Yes,she wants to be hatefucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549043
I can't remember her name, but here.
https://imgur.com/a/ip2BH

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549060
>>18549042

Oh shit, I totally forgot that was a hairstyle and misinterpreted your post. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549041
You forgot that he also sucks up to the actual drawfags pathetically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549060
>>18549110
Mistakes were made but it's fine, I'm a sucker for different hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549057
They're a type of Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549041
I remember chowder also despises the 7sins lilim shitpost.

>>18549063
Lani
From what I remember her "gimmick" Involved being a glutton for candy, treasure hunting and wurms among other things.
Also ELH's lilim is called Ilassa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549111
That's just basic hero worship/looking up to more skilled people that every artist does starting out and he genuinely looks for help from them.
I won't attempt to defend lani or his writing since those were never my taste either but I can see where he's coming from with the artist thing.
>>18549142
>I remember chowder also despises the 7sins lilim shitpost.
Don't give image spammer ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549142
>7sins lilim shitpost
I remember even the guy who made it deciding not to complete it over what shittery it spawned

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549142
Not just chowder
That shit got posted every thread and none of the "lilim guys" wanted anything to do with it.
I know Beast hated it.

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody order an image here?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys did this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549225
ThisIsTheFutureYouChose.png

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be careful out in the woods, forest goblins may be watching, waiting for the right moment to strike

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549326
I'm gonna forcibly paizuri their leader in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549339
Good luck!
She lives deep in the woods and her underlings are expertly camouflaged so as not to stand out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549326
Remember to be careful out in the lilim, forest lilim may be wtching, waiting for the right lilim to lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549343
>in the lilim
That's the time to be reckless rather than careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549211
>>18549211
I recognize Druella, Illassa and Mari. But who's wrath, sloth and avarice supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549352
Shitty attention grabs, just like the one who doesn't even have an image

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549352
Sloth is Runa, Mari's daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549352
>Wrath
Victoria
>Sloth
Mari's daughteru
>Avarice
Selene

[Anonymous No.]

Updated the lilim list somewhat.
https://pastebin.com/cvYFK1NG

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549363
I though people liked Victoria and Selene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549376
>No CRUSHER or Kawaiipenis
But I liked those!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549342
They might be camouflaged but her tits aren't, and I'm gonna try my damnedest to make her cum from her tits alone in front of everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549376
Where is Game Show Lilim?Didn't KDF have a Lilim at one point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
Unironically fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549406
But then you are in charge of a bunch of woodland lolis and their oppai loli leader!
Can you lead them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549417
Yeah! Fuck having any content!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549419
Yes, that was my secondary goal, leading this tribe into a golden new age with my knowledge of the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549445
But they only have bows, spears, and these nifty green outfits that let them blend in, nothing more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549416
Who even made game show lilim?
Where is the story and/or art regarding her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548993
Why does that mouse have hair on her tail Anon you're triggering my autism with your lanky mouse-monkey wife. Really nice picture anyway, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548982
Still waiting on KC to upload the Gargoyle remake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549471
If the anon who waifud her didn't pastebin it all, chances are nobody did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549417
what did fun do to you

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis seem like they're womanlets, how would they hug someone much taller than them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549471
Picture beasts roulette but a gameshow, thats it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549417
>being this mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549486
Go for the legs/waist

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549492
I bet some yetis have a size difference fetish involving the guy lifting them by the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549464
Exactly, even basic knowledge will be advanced to them, and it wont be hard to get the motivated if I make the entire tribe my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549417
I hope Beast writes more regularly just to spite you.
Fuck each and every one of you who has ran out writefags here Unless they deserved it like Historianon and Machineanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549478
I can hope and dream that it would be sooner than later since they're extremely underrated girls. Even made a shitty dad tier joke about them the other day with sticking a broom handle in my jacket sleeves and gliding on those hurricane level gusts as a way to get home since shit was going south pretty quick with trees falling all over the place.

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>>18549486
Really? Yetis are supposed to be really tall so I'd expect the monstergirl version to be tall too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alpfags allowed to run rampant
>New writers that try to bring some life back to these threads are chased out almost insantly
>Constant image spamming
>Now the only drawfag this thread has left is getting trashed
Just fucking kill these threads already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549516
>Kill these threads
>Not the shitters in question

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549498
But then you end up with them all trying to jump your bones and impress you....
Oh! So that's how you'd go about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549516
The people(s) who have attempted to push out the writefags are more than likely the same one(s) shitting on LN. Even if there is no overlap, both vocal minorities can go fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549516
t. the same faggot shitposting with alps, trying to chase out writers, spamming images and concern trolling about his own shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549516
>Just fucking kill these threads already.
More like purge the fags shitposting, even if /jp/'s moderation is nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549516
>>18549535
I think people were more complaining over the reactions to latenight than latenight himself but I agree it's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548921
>I thought for sure people were gonna mention how ugly her lips look
They don't look that bad to me. They even look similar to the style of another artist I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549542
I once got banned for arguing with one.

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>>18549548
>well liked artist draws something for the thread
>people in the thread get excited over it, and thank him/continue the discussion
I don't see what is so wrong with any of that. More content is more content, and it fosters good discussion. Once again, it is for sure a vocal minority attempting to push creators out. The best response is to tell them off, and do our best to make more content.

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>>18549516
But anon, think of all the cute monster girls an monster wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549528
Nothing will happen to those posters, better to just kill it all off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549561
Oh I agree, I said it's bullshit. I swear it's just people who hate fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549542
Reminder that atleast one of the people telling writefags to fuck off is a self-admitted TFT shill, and the other one was probably ELH considering how he kept bringing up /trash/ writefags, and ELH has brought up /trash/ writefags in the posts he made with his trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549552
Same, but it looked like the shitposter himself was completely unaffected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549572
You sure have a motive here huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549572
You're so ridiculously transparent, fuck off back where you came from already you tumor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549578
Y'know, I wonder if after all the stuff that's come to light that ELH has developed a secret vendetta against here and is intentionally stirring things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549472
It's cause dormice have furred tails Anon [/spoiler] and thank you [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549578
But most of our writefags are also on TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549572
Nice try you little piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549603
>phone won't let me delete and try again
I bring shame to myself and my mousefus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549586
For the past few weeks absolutely nothing has been done about these faggots like that image spammer. Mods aren't going to do shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys calm down, think about the burn down the thread guy. He'd be disappointed in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549618
He's a spamming nuisance too.

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>>18549618
>Goodnight anons, don't burn down the thread! Instead think of [blank]!
He'd be disappointed since someone is trying to burn down the thread.
I'm going to say something that pains me and it that ever since that whole /tg/ fuckfest a month or so back i've posted here less and less, I've been in this thread for over 4 years, this place has been with me for a while and I still am sentimental about it. I was a dedicated dragonfag too but it just feels like these threads have changed ever since those fucking bastards came through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549516
I feel bad because I used to dabble in writting here. Mostly little greentexts that never got saved, but I did have 2 actual pastebin stories. I gave up writing because a certain meme came around and would shut down the threads for hours worth of shitstorms, and it just killed all my motivation. I just recently came back to these threads, and it's depressing how quiet it is now. I want to help, but I don't think I have it in me to actually make enough content that would actually help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549535
Honestly, they're probably the same shitposters who got the threads banned form /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549630
These threads were getting worse long before they showed up. It's gone from being a fun thread with interesting discussions and lots of writing to the cutesy meme power hour with waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549635
Don't bother, this shithole doesn't deserve it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548271
It's never safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549666
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549658
Well, it certainly doesn't help that well thought-out posts designed to inspire proper discussion are often ignored, while even the most obvious bait gets (You)'s like no tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549658
>to the cutesy meme power hour with waifus.
Those weren't exactly bad, they still brought some form of discussion and content to the thread. Though i might be biased since I was a waifufag...
>18549666
>literally satan
Don't even deserve the (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549666
I don't know if I should be taking advice from Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549616
It's almost like the guys who want the thread killed and the spammers are the same people.
>>18549630
>it just feels like these threads have changed ever since those fucking bastards came through.
This. You can pinpoint the moment things went to shit, right around the time the posting about space battles started and things started up on /tg/.

The threads were relatively peaceful with only minor drama for quite a long time but things have been noticeably more hostile since trying to get those threads attention started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548271
The terrible person Yeti may only be in hiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549630
>spoiler
This so much anon. I've only been here for a little over three years, but I wrote a decent bit at the start and these threads also helped me find my waifu. Really thinking about it, this place has really helped me a lot with mot being as depressed or anxious as I used to be. Recently though, I've just been so frustrated by being here because I'm doing my best to report what I can but it just isn't doing anything. Home is dying and it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549682
Again, the threads have long been a shell of what they were long before these jackasses showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549694
Yet they were still fun and fun is better than everyone ripping each other's heads off and people that blatantly hate monster girls being liked trying to piss everyone off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549670
Prove me wrong. Not even a year ago some of the shit being posted right now in this thread would have been shut down by everyone in an instant but now most posters have becomes completely complacent and just let it slide.

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck are you all whining for? I scroll up and there doesn't immediately appear to be anything worth giving a shit about that started it.
If you're so worried about the thread how about not wallowing in woe-is-me meta discussions for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

The report button exists for a reason

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>>18549708
S'no excuse for just giving up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549689
You, you understand my pain so well, these threads gave me hope and something to look forward to. I love /mgt/, I have always loved it. Even during my darkest hours the anons here were so supportive and nice. I think the last straw to me though is when someone here legitimately hoped someone else got NTR'd, and no one said anything. At that moment I knew these threads truly changed. Yet I don't want the thread to die, I'm far to sentimental to want it too, because I remember the old /mgt/.

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>>18549714
Doesn't do anything and just gets Mods to ban you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549713
You're either a shitposter trying to play dumb or just fucking retarded.

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>>18549630
>>18549635
>>18549658
>>18549672
>>18549682
You do realize that making doomsaying posts like these helps the shitposters trying to kill these threads, because this might as well be falseflagging and concern trolling. If you actually care, stop making posts that make you indistinguishable from trolls using advanced tactics, make quality posts, and mass report image spammers and faggotry to the point mods can't ignore it. And mods actually do delete shitposting that gets reported enough and you can see it in the archive.

Communities on 4chan are nothing more than the posters taking part in them, if you stop posting good things and only post to complain about the thread being bad, you have to understand both of those things are exactly the things the faggots doing this want you to do, and that you're unwittingly contributing to the problem by decreasing the amount of quality posts and increasing the amount of doomsaying ones, making the proportion of good to bad worse.

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>>18549713
>If you're so worried about the thread how about not wallowing in woe-is-me meta discussions for a change.
I feel like this is a huge part of it too. People give the shitposters too much attention and the moment you reply to, start getting angry and let them know you care is the moment they gain power.
People can whine about complacency and take a hardline "if you don't explode into nuclear rage and give them a ten page essay telling them to fuck off they win" stance all they want but it's obviously not making things better.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this due to some guy hating Beast.
Fuck me

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>>18549732
Oh, it's everyone responding to an out of nowhere whinepost.
Truly a good reason if I've ever seen one.

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>>18549746
This has been stewing for months anon.

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>>18549736
You're right anon, this isn't what she'd want, this isn't what any of them would want.
At least daughteru's will always be cute!

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty clear there are some, I don't know if 1 or more, actively trying to fuck up the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549746
I think it's more over latenight than beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549736
None of what you linked is even remotely close to concern trolling or doomsaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>thread crisis discussion #384

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>>18549722
Don't bother, anon. Everything that made these threads good are completely gone. You might as well just accept that these threads are just going to be full of faggots like >>18549736
and >>18549738 along with that NTR poster that you mentioned.

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>>18549736
You're absolutely right anon, but sometimes a guy just needs to vent and know he's not alone in wanting the comfy place to go back to being comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549767
>shitposter whining over anons having enough of his bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549603
Oh. Well, fuck. That shows how much attention was being paid by me when looking at their profile. Carry on, Maushusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549754
I know I'm in the minority for this, but I feel the daughteru obsession the thread has developed in the last couple of years are part of the reason why the threads have got worse.
It's a setting for sexual fantasies and some anons want to turn it entirely into some cutesy moe thing where the monstergirls act like pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549754
>At least daughteru's will always be cute!
But what if they won't, Anon? What if your daughteru grows up to be some bombshell babe? Will you take it into your own hands to find her the right man, even going so far as to hold auditions for childhood friend shotas?

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>>18549768
Last guy you quoted here and I stand by what you said, these shit tornados have rarely achieved a good result no matter what they're about. No one's going to leave a thread on an anonymous imageboard because someone told them to fuck off and if they were looking to cause trouble that's only going to empower them.
As for the NTR poster, that was literally bollocks when he was in one of his bad moods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549768
>NTR poster
Why hasnt he been lynched yet?
Also, /mgt/ needs to band together in robes lynching cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549783
To be fair, some very vocal people want both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549783
Did you somehow miss the part where 2/3 of those people want to FUCK the daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549757
Assuming you are serious, consider this. We aren't mods, so we can't see which IPs posts come from. Imagine a hypothetical scenario where you did have mod access and saw all of the linked posts were made by the same poster who's advocating the death of these threads. In that case there would be literally zero doubt it's just an another shitposting tactic to undermine the thread. However in reality you can't know that if that is the case, so you can only evaluate the content in those posts and assume they aren't samefagging, but people in good faith not realizing they're using the enemy's tactics to further the enemy's motives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549783
>some anons
Just KDF, and if you still bite and the bait then how new are you?

Unrelated, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Look forward to "my shitty greentexts"™ coming this Friday Friday Friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549790
very vocal people wanting opposite things is a reason for quite a lot of this thread's shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549792
Not him, but as far as I know the only two daughter suckers I know of are mouseguy and kdf

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549788
Doing absolutely nothing does nothing better. All it does it make them feel welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549810
Get off the phone mouselad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549810
>suckers
Fuckers, I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549812
Actually it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549768
Oh I wonder who could POSSIBLY be behind this post. I wonder who wants the threads dead and who wants to convince everyone believe the threads shouldn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549783
>It's a setting for sexual fantasies and some anons want to turn it entirely into some cutesy moe thing where the monstergirls act like pets.
Anon its an escapist setting. Some like to think of the life with their waifu, if that including taking care of a few daughters or if your a degenerate and fuck them then power to you. Its an escapist setting for overworked Japanese workers, and that's the end of it.
>>18549784
She'll be cute with her husband she chooses. A daughter is still a daughter.

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>>18549817
Sorry Anon, I'm bored and waiting for my shift to start. But yeah, I can't think of any other vocal people besides the two of us that fit in the daughter dicking category.

[Anonymous No.]

>want to go to bed
>a bunch of boat cats are sleeping there
>don't have the heart to wake them
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549812
If absolutely no one replies to them it does the complete opposite of making them feel welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549830
If you can't beat them, join them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549830
You have no choice but to join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549812
Think about it. What was the reaction to the anti LN and Beast guys?
"Good, we'll do it more to spite you"
The threadshitters will have this mindset too, we aren't the only ones to do things out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549830
Get along the side of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549830
What makes a boat cat different from a regular cat?

[Anonymous No.]

Lay down beside them. They will naturally gravitate towards your warmth, resulting in comfy.

If you are tired enough, you can sleep anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549819
>>18549835
It certainly hasn't worked for Alpfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549845
semen can heal her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549844
They actually love playing with water

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549844
Cutie pattotie sailor uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549830
Fart on their heads and gas them out of your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549849
for you>>18549844

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549844
Boat cats aren't afraid of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549847
Because someone starts angrily posting about alpfags ruining things every time there's more than 1 post about them in a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549847
But you haven't ignored them have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549828
What about that one guy who posts about various erotic daughteru things? I mean, he posts like KDF but doesn't seem like him. Could even be you, I'm no stalker anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549830
Take a dump on one of them and blame the other. Watch the ensuing fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549836
CAN I beat them though?

Lovingly of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549836
>>18549837
>>18549843
>lay down next to them and try to get some sleep
>when you wake up in the morning, you have a bunch of cats laying all over you, rubbing against you and purring in their sleep
>some clinging to your arms and legs, others smooshing their cheeks against yours
muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549868
KDF here, that anon isn't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549830
Grab their tails and swing them around like nunchucks, making Bruce Lee noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549873
A variation on the Weresheep Conundrum:
How are you supposed to leave the nap pile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549873
No man could ever move and try to wake them up! Once they're on you, you're stuck there forever! Or until they wake up hugging and nuzzling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549889
There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549884
You're still part of what's wrong with the thread and should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549868
To be honest I always thought the cunny/awkwardly specific scenario guy(or guys? Maybe more than one) was probably just an anti-daughter dicker shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549896
I can't believe that, like you said they were way too specific to be anti-dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549873
Cute cats.
Gonna scritch their ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549895
KDF is hardly the problem here bucko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549907
Well I always thought it was to paint people like us in a bad light, make us look even more annoying/vocal than we are. Also take care Anon, I'm outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549896
>awkwardly specific scenario guy
Is that the guy who replies to posts talking about some random idea involving their waifu with some stupid situation like "But anon, what will you do when your waifu does this fucking retarded thing that you won't care about and probably wouldn't be part of your ideal situation anyway?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549889
You don't. You become one with the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549889
>covered in a pile of weresheep
>you could leave at any time, but:
>A) you're nice and warm right now, so you'd be leaving that cozy feeling
>and B) their wool is really fluff and feels good on your skin
>...maybe in another half hour or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549914
He's not the worst thing we have but he's still really annoying and has some gross fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549920
No, that's the guy who always used cunny and cummies when talking about daughterus/loli MGS and doing kinky things with them.
The cunnyfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549914
It's probably one of the shitposting faggots that have ruined these threads trying to deflect. Just ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549925
The primo cuddlesex MG.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay rather than continuing to mope lets do something positive, let me ask you, what old content would you like to see more of? Stories and art require talent that not everyone has so what else could make things more fun?
>return of long greentexts
>situation + randomized monster girl link
>maid central style content
>pick from 3 monsters or mystery box
>widening discussion to less discussed source materials
>contests of some kind
Just throwing out ideas, doesn't necessarily have to be one of these but but positive suggestions are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549932
Could be. KDF has always been a good scapegoat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549914
This, he lewd posts about a porn setting. Hardly modern day hitler.
>>18549930
>gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
First one. Everything else can stay dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
All of the above

I already said I'm doing some greens thos Friday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549896
It probably is. If it's the same guy who's been doing it since it started, he's even boasted about being a false-flagger in the thread once when he got called out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549939
Diapers are pretty gross, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549914
This. So many people here probably don't even know how much tamer and well behaved he is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
More people being open to talking about less popular girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549931
I know chowder admitted to posting cunnies a lot because he wanted to spite the people who get mad at it for some reason.
This place would be so much better is he fucked off along with psychofox and bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
>situation + randomized monster girl link
Oh god not again. I love your other suggestions but those were terrible, "You have leftovers after dinner with your mg waifu but you are out of wrapping foil, what do you do" was 99% of the prompts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549935
>Honey, do we have to cuddle like this?
>"What? You don't like the feel of my soft wool rubbing all over you, locking in the warmth of my loving embrace?"
>No, I mean do we have to do this with my dick lodged so far up your pussy, it's touching the back of your womb?
>"Oh...Yes, indeed we do."

[Anonymous No.]

Are Garo styled Living Armors achievable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
I wouldn't mind some waifu talk here and there with some more of the dedicated waifufags. I really enjoy hearing about specific characters and their monster lives.
Not a huge amount, just some here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
>situation + randomized monster girl link
Fuck that questionnaire shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
I may not have much talent but I'm doing my best anyway. Eight thousand words into a Shog story and here is hoping it turns out okay enough to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549938
>Some annoying cunt who posts messed up art here is a scapegoat
You lot are just as bad for cheering him on and acting like he's perfectly acceptable in his bullshit when others aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549896
>>18549950
I am the cunnyfag. The deal is, I started off posting ironically and then got in too deep. So I stopped. I don't post much now, and I'm certainly not spamming anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549918
>Well I always thought it was to paint people like us in a bad light
That's more or less exactly what false-flagging is, and it's pretty obvious what he's trying to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549958
Most of those less popular girls are trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549961
>and bollocks
I actually just lurk more times than not in here because with how much the thread raises their hackles and how quickly it happens it's hardly safe to post content or discuss anything. I mean, several Anons have told Beast to fuck off just for writing Pharaoh content and the only real crime he's committed is being middle-of-the-road in skill.

But please, feel free to keep bogeymanning me when this is pretty much the first thread I've even bothered to read for the most part after the debacle of a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549969
They're perfectly fine if the poster actually puts effort into creating an interesting scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549966
I'd like to see a Paladin-chan who reluctantly partners with such a living armor to fight off the real big bad monsters. She'd keep from being corrupted by only using it for short bursts and through the power of her faith, or so she thinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
That situation and maid central stuff just became spammy garbage quickly.
The few writefagging contests we had were fun, but several no fun allowed faggots got mad that they even happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549982
A lot of them are good. It gets tiring to see the same old memes for the same old girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549966
Of course, hell there would probably be some lewd versions of Kamen Rider or Sentai shit just lying around in MGE for some unlucky anon to find.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatcha working on, /mgt/?

Any advice for the revising step of the writing process? I've never gotten this far before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549988
At least she becomes a Succubus instead of a Lost Soul Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550001
As long as shit like Alps and the Siths don't get talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549982
Apologize to froggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549982
Well it's a good thing you don't get to decide what we can post about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549992
I don't think Maid Central stuff becomes spammy at all, after all it seems to take some legitimate thought and creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550009
If it helps you read it aloud or mouth it out to determine if the word flow seems natural. Look up self editing guides and don't be afraid to ask people to look at your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550014
I would never apologize to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549982
You are trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550009
I mean you've already written three times the amount I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550009
Programming and thinking about dragon family. Might commission something later this month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549946
Good man, I plan to do at least three from that list myself. Including a maid central style thing but with a less competent writer if I don't get in over my head
>>18549958
I'd be down for this, less popular girls always deserve a moment in the spotlight. Any specifics you've wanted to see discussed some time?
>>18549964
>>18549969
Yeah I was hesitant about that one but I was just throwing shit at a wall to pad out the list of ideas.
>>18549967
Hey that's more than I'll ever do. Super talented or not you're putting in good work.
>>18549967
>I really enjoy hearing about specific characters and their monster lives
While not waifu content there's nothing I love more than thinking about ideas for individual monster girls of all kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550014
>>18550015
>>18550026
I thought he was talking about shit like Mantangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18549936
I'd start doing green texts again, but I don't like writing things like punishment time and cringing when I read through it again. I get that green texts are supposed to be on the spot writing but it really feels discouraging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550009
Wait a few days between writing and revising, it helps clear your head so you see if what you wrote makes any sense when you read it back. Also, remember to go through multiple revisions. But you probably knew all that already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550014
She may be attractive, but mucus is disgusting and I just couldn't live with someone constantly covered in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550040
>a few is now "most"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550048
Just make her wear a rubber suit all the time anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550052
Well shit like pot devils are pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550009
War plans and succubus teasing

I don't really revise. I just get new ideas and rework my drafts to incorporate them. Inalso just sometimes throw out a draft I jusy can't get to work.

True revision needs an editor. You might found one elsewhere...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550055
Pot Devils and Mimics are awesome though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550055
You sure convinced me with those hot opinions

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550056
I just hope criticalnon-senpai notices me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550037
Anything really that gets people talking about new things. Either by trying to bring up parts of girls never really discussed before or just giving some girls a chance.

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>>18550009

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>>18549992
I'd agree with >>18550019
Maid central didn't get too spammy and tended to only be 1-2 times a thread after the initial one until the profiles were done.
Maybe the writing "contests" could be for fun with no real winner or prize, mostly competing with writers block and not wanting to be the guy who said he'll do something but ended up doing nothing?
>>18550046
I have this problem with my own stuff too but I still say it's better to look back in regret than never trying. I'll make an attempt sometime mid week.
>>18550055
They're cute brown girls that can be caught by surprise, they're pretty adorable if you look past the profile art and think of designs that would suit them.

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>>18550009
Too much to think about. There's a thing with an Anubis getting dragged out of her pyramid and some feels, a turbolewd corruption piece with four girls, a world map which requires me to think more about geography and politics, and a CYOA I swear I'll finish eventually. I need more focus, more time and a larger libido.

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>>18550054
>slimy frog girl in rubber suit
Oh fuck yes

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>>18550009
Bouncing between several ideas right now involving an expansion of a green text I did months ago, some sort of Golem short, and something involving a fairy-type, I guess.

Nothing concrete as of yet and if it does get done I'll just drop the link in here and go about my business elsewhere since I don't feel like getting the Beast treatment.

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>>18550009
I'll try to actually write something tomorrow.

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>>18550072
that's not gonna happen. Not when it takes literally only one person to throw a hissy fit to completely derail discussion.

Just look at alps. As someone previously mentioned they are basically just succubi with a special background to appeal to people that are into gb, but because there are like 3 people who start all their shitposting engines literally anytime anyone mentions them it's impossible to do anything with them.

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>>18550076
Maid central needs to come back. Imagine Ratatoskr maids.

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>>18550009
A story involving a destructive Yeti and the man trying to remove her from a village.
I'm not too happy with it so far but I like the concept too much to drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

Question, would the thread flame me if I wrote a character having a nightmare about their spouse that involved ntr?

I don't want to start a shitstorm even if it's just happening in the MC's head.

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>>18550114
Nah man. I just want more talk that's not just AWAWAWA/Fat Cat Ass/Latex Doggies. The guys talking about how threadcanon can be a bad thing had a point.

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>>18550150
There's been literally no mention of any of those three things this thread you fucktard

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>>18550009
I'm returning to a very old story about a Demon I have partially written, and I've got an idea about a Cursed Sword somewhat laid out and a handful of rough ideas, too. Hopefully should have time to dive into them properly compared to the last little while.

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>>18550161
He's talking about how you can't mention certain girls without the dumb threadcanon version suddenly dominating the discussion, fucktard.

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>>18550009
I can't write or draw, so I settle for customizing.
https://i.imgur.com/HkTXxD7.png

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>>18550170
Maybe you shouldn't be discussing meme girls if you don't want to discuss their memes. You're on a taiwanese finger painting site for gods sake, don't expect quality discussion.

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>>18550144
You have to ask yourself. Is it really necessary to have that part written out? How much detail are you gonna put into it? Because there is a big difference between writing 2 or 3 sentences about your MCs fears or whatever and a full scene of actual detailed "action". Cause the later is definitely not gonna be recieved well no matter how imaginary.

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>>18550171
That fox does not belong on a dock. She tails would get wet.

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>>18550179
Are you baiting or are you just retarded? Every girl who gets even slightly popular gets some shitty meme attached to her.

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>>18550182
Well that's why there's a dock in the first place.

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>>18550181
Not that anon, but what about a fair amount of detail on one girl's emotional reaction to "losing the race" to another?

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>>18550188
Then fucking discuss it somewhere else. As you say, it happens to every fucking girl, so why are you still bitching?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be able to love a delinquent Kikimora who picks fights, has a tongue piercing and dresses like a banchou, but is still completely loyal and affectionate towards you?

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>>18550171
Neato

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>>18550193
Yeah, you're probably the guy trying to shit up the place. Here's your final (you) from me.

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>>18550181
I wouldn't put it as a complete scene and get into all the gritty details. It's mostly to put their emotional dependency on full display.

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>>18550190
She could trip and fall into the water.

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>>18550199
As long as her clothes are somewhat reminiscent of a maid's uniform and only if she likes it when I put nipple clamps on her and attach them to her tongue piercing. I'd also have to tie her hands up so she can't interfere with that.

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>>18550199
nope gonna get a mindflayer to fix her

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>>18550199
>but is still completely loyal and affectionate towards you?
She'd need to remove the shitty piercing and stop acting like a little shit if she wants her affections reciprocated.

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>>18550206
Oh, fuck off. I see you assholes bitching about threadmemes all the time, but you never fucking do anything to change it. Try contributing something instead of just shitting around. All we have left are the threadmemes because assholes like you can't enjoy anything, only complain.

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>>18550199
Nope. Delinquency is pretty hard to make attractive when I'm trying to imagine myself living with someone in general, pairing it with an MG like that just makes it worse.

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>>18550219
>Using a mindflayer
>Not inviting her babushka from the old country
>Not having her spank some sense into her wayward grandchild

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>>18550210
It's okay, she floats.
I mean above the water, not in it.

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>>18550191
That doesnt really fall into any of the usual dangerzones of thread outrage as long as its not done in a too tasteless way.
>>18550207
I mean in my personal opinion that sounds like it could make the mc look like a bit of a wuss, but there is nothing intrinsicly wrong with the concept itself.

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>>18550188
Good thing the only meme Gargoyles get is shit writers

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>>18550256
And now I'm imagining tackling her and us ending up floating above the water.

Then the motorboating starts.

Great, now I'm imagining midair sex slightly above the ground/water

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>>18550114
Stop pushing your trash, Alpfag.

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>>18550274
Now I'm imagining her trapping me in the air mid-jump just before we collide. She strips me down and starts teasing me as punishment for being naughty

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>>18550216
What about nipple piercings?

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>>18550285
One is more than enough. Too much, even.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck my Kobold daughteru's butt with a popsicle! Then, once it's all melted, I'll gently hold her in place and enthusiastically lick up all the excess sweet sugary goodness!

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>>18550297
It's a KDF falseflag

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>>18549788
>As for the NTR poster, that was literally bollocks when he was in one of his bad moods.
I don't even care enough about waifufags to actually wish NTR on somebody so nice try, bucko.

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>>18550303
It's really me anon.

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>>18550308
Fuck off, bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550303
Fuck off you paranoid fucktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550318
Go away you shitposting faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550313
>>18550318
Wait what? But that's not your posting style at all! You usually mention your wife first.

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>>18550314
How about you fuck off with accusing people of shit they didn't do, if it even was you, since there's at least 130 other people in here. Fucking tired of being blamed for shit I didn't actually do because shitheels need to have a fucking punching bag in a thread on 4chan. I have a lot of self admitted flaws, but I would remember doing something like that.

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>>18550326

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>>18550333
Fuck off, bollocks.

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>>18550328
Stop falseflagging.

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>>18550353
Sorry

Have a smug gremlin

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>>18550369

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Remember that even Scandanavian dryads are pretty shit tier given her other form is a fucking furry

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>>18550369
A gremlin that discovered invisibility would be smug.

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>>18550381
>Sneaking around like a Cheshire
>Messing with your electronics so you get off the computer
>Shoving her rear in your face
>Jumping on your back for a piggyback ride

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>>18550229
There's still writers and drawfags so I don't know where you're getting that from.

[Anonymous No.]

>Parents day at school
>Maidwife happily explains that you're her master and that maybe when your daughter is old enough, you'll be her master too
>Angry looks from human parents intensify

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>>18550401
It's telling when we're fucking bitching about latenight, and the immediate response to a new roulette is FUCK OFF

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>>18550415
Oh fuck off you shitstirring nigger faggot.

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>>18550415
This is the Holstaur of "Calm the Fuck Down"

All those who this must calm the fuck down or have their head forced between her massive breasts and shaken until they are calm.

Or if that what you want, then calm down first then enjoy paradise

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>>18550378
>Huldra
I thought those were called skogsra

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>>18550430
Any woman who's hair shines like that is a keeper

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>>18550378
No matter how they do it, the hollowed back is always creepy. I hope some day someone can do a proper MG Huldra.

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>>18550430
>or have their head forced between her massive breasts and shaken until they are calm.
I want more stories with this.

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>>18550454
Mythology wise they try to keep it hidden at all times, which in MG logic would probably translate to marrying the one who sees it so nobody else can know about how embarrassing it is, and trusting their husbands to not say anything. Probably be self-conscious if you teased her about it but actually touching the inside would send her into ecstasy, especially with the emotional connection.

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>>18550475
Maybe I'll have my Mino put an Order soldier to sleep like this

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>>18550482
Cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Might as well post more cows.
Any clue what it says?

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>>18550498
My character. Not my wife.

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>>18550506
Oh. Well alright then.

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If MGs crossed over to our realm orphanages would be cleaned out in a week.

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>>18550537
What other problems would be solved by them I wonder.

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>>18550560
My loneliness.

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>>18550415
>A few people determines the attitude of the entire thread
Fuck off and die with bollocks

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My new Sookmo picture of Miia and Cherry is done.
This is probably going to be the last of this set of pictures I get from him this time. The other one of the sketches is pretty close to the toddler age picture I got, so there's not a huge need to get it I feel.

I like this one a lot, it reminds me of one of the pictures in Miia's fantasy life. Bubble hats are important for a child's growth.

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>>18550560
Suicide, infidelity, families being torn apart by divorces. You name it and they'd find a way to fix it.

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>tfw you will never raise a sexy paladin as a zombie and dress her in all manner of slutty outfits, including bikini armor made from her old Order armor
would I be in trouble if she wights and remembers her past life and all the embarrassing thing I had her do?

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>>18550566
I was wondering about like, humanity's problems. Cancer and stuff y'know. You wanna talk about it anon.

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>>18550575
Absolutely adorable

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>>18550575
C U T E !

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>>18550576
>"Love, uhh, finds a way."

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>>18550581
Nah

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>>18550560
War in the Middle East will end as some of the reasons are not because of religion but because of shortage of potential wives due to polygamy being permitted. That is why many join those groups, because no Waifu. But then again it would make the Order in their world look tame by comparison due to the absolute fanaticism.

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>>18550575
Cute snake and cute mama

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>>18550560
I imagine it would be a great boon for men with legitimate physical disabilities. Dating is hard enough as is, so I can't imagine how much more difficult it would be if you were blind or missing your legs. Maybe I'm just cynical, but I can't imagine many human women would be willing to settle down with some guy who lost his legs in Iraq.

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>>18550575
I've always wondered how anime girls get all those wet slippery bubbles to cover the naughty bits all the time.

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>>18550581
>Try to revive a paladin as a zombie so you could bully her
>Due to all the magic on her body she instantly becomes a wight
Rest in ghost claws.

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>>18550610
No shit. Why do you think military wives are such massive whores?

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>>18550575
Who names their child Cherry

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>>18550625
It would be a good Fae name, so Titania waifu or Daughteru

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>>18550625
Sherry is my family's traditional name for first born girls, and she's red.
I think it's nice

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>>18550537
>>18550582

You know, I put a lot of thought into what would be the prime target for monstergirls to raid in a non-MGE conflict between worlds.

Hospitals.

Wounded soldiers, for those who value bravery. The sick and dying who can be saved only by magic. And the maternity wards, all the children you could ask for, fresh and new to raise as your own. Yes, a man of every kind for every kind of monster. And all concentrated in one nice neat place.

But then my preferred monstergirls always have a little more monster to their hearts than many in the thread prefer. I like to say "Every terrible thing you can imagine man has done for power or money, a monster will do to acquire a husband." They'll love with all their hearts, never let you feel unwanted, never let you go, want you to smile every day. But they will rationalize whatever it takes to get there.

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>>18550620
>Monsters end up crossing the portal
>Succubi in particular
>Upon seeing some of the things going on, they unintentionally turning into pseudo-Order trying to stamp out whorish behavior
>Some churches even start denouncing them as being too puritanical
Those would be interesting times

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>>18550620
Typically it's because they're interested in the benefits from marrying an active duty soldier, and also because they know they can fuck around as much as they want without consequence while he's deployed. Oh, and also because most soldiers are naive just-out-of-highschool kids who are easily manipulated because they don't know any better.

>t. E-4

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>>18550634
>MG start raiding our world instead of merging
Jesus fuck could you imagine living in the wilderness by yourself?
That'd be the most stress thing.

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>>18550634
I was thinking schools would be a prime target but you got a point there. Plus most of them can't just run huh.

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>>18550625
It's not a bad name at all anon. It's better than the naming scheme the mousefag has for his family.

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>>18550581
>A Lilim steps through the aftermath of a battle
>Finds one survivor, a human woman
>The woman looks up at the Lilim, her eyes a mixture of fear, anger and pain, but the light behind them grows dimmer by the moment
>The Lilim smiles amicably at the woman
>The woman tries to shout, but the words won't come out thanks to her punctured lung
>The Lilim crouches down and places a finger to the woman's lips
>"Shhhhh. It's okay, just close your eyes and rest, it'll be over soon."
>The woman tries to twist away from the Lilim, but she's long since lost the strength to do so
>One last wave of fear washes over her as the world goes black
>She awakens hours later, the Lilim nowhere to be seen
>She checks herself all over, finding nary a scratch on her
>She smiles as she flaps her wings, and they carry her away from the blood soaked field where her old life ended

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>>18550643
I bet the radical faction would get a lot more new members after learning of that kind of stuff happening to men that are giving their lives to protect humanity.

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>>18550646
>>18550634
>Anon walking around doing his own thing
>The portals open up right in front of him
>Anon doesn't have much to live for so he jumps in right away
>Every MG comes through the portal right after
>Anon gets trapped in MGE land without the MGs while they're over here fixing our world

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>>18550634
>>18550646
>husband raids
Entire trains of salarymen or buses of university students vanish in a blink of an eye during these husband raids, into a portal where they are never seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550671
>Kitsune wife instinctively grabs onto you and nuzzles your body in her sleep
I need this

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>>18550657
How rude.

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>>18549211
Wonder if there ever will be someone to replace Pride just so the whole line-up is fanmade.

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>>18550694
Ok, that came off a little more rude than intended. But I do think their names are pretty silly.

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>>18550688
>Be one of the few men left behind by monster girls due to everyone already having a husband or just not being good enough to them
>Get to explore an empty world like something out of a shitty post apocalyptic story.
Sounds like a good trade off to me.

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>>18550681
I've seen some shit but losing your life in a world with nothing else in it would be pretty horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never marry from beyond the grave.

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>>18550735
EMG is trash.

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>>18550746
So what, monster girls from MGE are fine but EMG is bad? Why is that?

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>>18550727
you get to live with the paladins which would honestly be worse since the mgs are part of the reason most of them dont turn into wartorn shitholes

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>>18550758
This has been explained multiple times in the past. Fuck off you shitposting faggot.

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>>18550746
Can we not anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550735
Blue butt is best butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550761
Eh, at least life would be exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550758
Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.]

White Horn sensei must have a lot of patience with this pupil

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550786
Stupid dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550786
It's important that the next Royal Anubis knows how to play the piano!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550786
Can White Horn sensei teach me how to play Coldplay on the piano?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550774
Having girls compare themselves for you would be interesting.

>>18550786
So long as that anubis has a drive to learn then she'll be able to do learn!
Go go White Horn-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550706
Well there is vanessa

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>>18550820
>Coldplay
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550809
She needs to learn to play the Peanuts theme first instead of banging on the keys

[Anonymous No.]

oh boy here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550764
So as far as I can see the issue is that MGE are obligately monogamous while EMG don't necessarily have that magically enforced by a Demon Lord? That's the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550849
Here's your last (You). Now go back to where you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550830
Last I checked, Vanessa was still in the middle of a crisis of faith. Or is it lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550774
Imagine having a Jiangshi as a homestay and getting the excuse to massage that fat bottom each morning to help her limber up for the day.

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>>18550876
How the fuck would a monster girl have a crisis of conscious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550831
Isn't it the "Hap" band? If White-Horn sensei wants to be cool with the youngsters she's gotta know her Coldplay and have a PS2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550884
It would have to be one not made by Crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550830
I want to use those cuffs on her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550890
White Horn needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550614
See, that's the problem with these new necromancers these days. Thinking with their penises instead of their spellbooks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550786
>A Nightmare, Unicorn, or White Horn will never play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA6pxLQbckU for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550921
While I agree with Cold Play, the PS2 isn't that bad.

Granted, I'd just love to have White Horn-san as my Wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550931
Poor Dreamhorse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550931
Horses a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550865
That wasn't me.

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>>18550966
I figured it was a sensitive subject and didn't want to keep antagonizing him by responding. But doing more reading, that seems to be the issue. EMG's are apparently intrinsically associated with NTR by some posters because some characters in the manga cheated, so all of it is off limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550931
What about the Automaton version?
https://youtu.be/UfQ-dYgWEGk

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550889
She realized she was a corruptionfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550890
I want to ask White Horn-sensei why she's still single!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551011
Well shit, what kind of corruptionfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550988
OK well if it's off limits that's cool. Thanks for clearing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550988
Even Papi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551074
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl finally gets a husband
>He constantly mistrusts her and even outright spies on her because he's afraid of being cheated on
How fast will this relationship fall apart?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that adventurous harpy chicks need to be watched when they have their downy fluff.

They'll be walking around and doing practice flapping for the day they can fly on their own.
That or snuggled up in a blanket nest, one of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

What did you do Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

What did you do, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551154
>>18551158
I don't know but I saw what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551127
Why would he marry her in the first place if he didn't trust her? It's not something you just jump into. And it doesn't seem like he got spirited away to be a husband, because then he knows for extra sure that she could just kidnap anyone she wanted.

So the premise doesn't make sense. I could understand if you said boyfriend, but husband?

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>>18551127
In some studies its been proven that being worried your partner will cheat will make it more likely you will cheat. So I can't imagine it would go well.
Also what>>18551165 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551158
Ate her fried tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551165
Same thing to monster girls. If they like how a man looks they'll drag him off no matter what he says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551158
I yanked out her tail plug while she wasn't looking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551180
Wh-what did you d-d-do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551158
Told her it's too hot for us to cuddle in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551192
I ate it all! It was delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551180
>>18551217
>Oi, oi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551221
How does one become the husband of a busty fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551221
You know that big ones gonna hold you in her boobs while the other one attends to your pecker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551238
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551221
This looks like they're trying to cheer up a classmate that got jumped.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach loli Gremlins about gunpowder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551253
I want to show young monster girl war footage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551260
young monster girls*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551234
1. Obtain kitsune gf through any of the usual routes.
2. Massage their chest daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551352
What are these usual routes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18550889
It's spelled conscience you fucking philistine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551260
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551376
His army of child soldiers isn't going to build itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551384
I thought he was trying to traumatize them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dress up young monster girls in pretty outfits.

I want to dress up older monster girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551390
Why do you think those things are mutually exclusive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551390
That is what I'm doing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551158
Threw up her dinner.

It couldn't be helped. I've had a migraine since this morning, and nothing helps to make it go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551396
>400 year old Inari in her old school uniform
>completely unrecognizable to a modern person without specific education as a school uniform, but the important thing is you two know

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551363
Got to a shrine or hot spring
???
Success

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy monster girls childhood friends are good. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551396
I want to dress up little monstergirls in lewd erotic outfits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551410
>since this morning
>he doesn't sleep till noon
Found your problem m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551427
That is not a healthy sleeping habit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551410
Hang in there anon, migraines are brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551441
what are you, my mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551417
>Tomboy
Amazing
>monster girls
Really good.
>childhood friends
Fantastic

The combination is better than the marriage of chocolate and peanut butter. Any man with such a combination in his life is truly blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551446
No, just a man that knows you shouldn't sleep that long.
Even though waking up early in the morning makes me want to die no matter how good my sleep was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551417
Tomgirl human childhood friend of a young Succubus is also good. He Alps, but she takes responsibility by becoming his/her wing-girl

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I would like to be a Henchman for an “evil” Saturday morning cartoon villain MG?
I swear I’ve had this idea for a while and maybe I should finally write it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551462
You know, I actually wouldn’t mind reading a story about that. I think that would be a fun read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551465
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551462
>>18551470
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551470
It's actually the basis for a pair of characters of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551363
Well, probably the easiest way is to work at or accept lodging at an Inari shrine. After that it tends to just happen sooner than later.
If there's none in your area, your next best bet is to carry fried tofu on your person and take a walk in in the woods. They WILL find out.

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>>18551465
My own twin.

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>>18551417
Anon, you just described my demonfu.
You are a man of culture.

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>>18551403
You could just show them those videos of Chechens execute Russian conscripts.

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>>18551465
Not at all anon, I want the same thing, except I'd be the villain and my waifu would be my henchlady.

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>>18551478
I guess I better go for a vacation in Zipangu.

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>>18551473
Any species really. I also had an idea for a male member/henchman/janitor to a league of evil MGs but I suck at writing harem stories.

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>>18551478
Casual Fox!

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>>18551483
Brown/tanned Tomboy monster girls childhood friends are also pretty good.

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>>18551465
I kind of like the idea of being a villain MG's moral anchor.

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>>18551495
As casual as she can be when she has to carry around melons like those.

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>>18551478
Could you bully an Inari by placing a washcloth hanging above the fried tofu while it is cooking so that some of the smell soaks in, and then taking that washcloth with you wherever you go without tofu?

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>>18544640
If Miia really dressed like that in public I might understand it. She normally dresses so cutely! Why wear such a wrinkled (and wet?) shirt?

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>>18551512
They would just eat you out of frustration then take their new husband out to buy fried tofu.

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>>18551509
Totally incognito, no one will recognize her as the Inari Shrine Priestess. Just your average big-breasted Fox walking through town.

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>>18551517
Eat me in the sexual sense, right?

I love it when MGs take out their frustration in sexual ways.

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>>18551528
>Eat me in the sexual sense, right?
No shit, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551513
>replying to a shitposter
God EMGfags are so retarded.

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>>18551528
>Eat me in the sexual sense, right?
Of course, she's an inari. Coincidentally, NEVER try that shit with liver. You always have a liver on you. Always.

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>>18551517
>>18551528
Just don't be surprised if some of your clothing starts to smell very faintly of aburaage, after she decides that she appreciates the scent as a cologne of sorts.

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Could a gun become a cursed weapon?
Because I can’t get the idea out of my mind of a short stack revolver-chan spitting tobacco and rounding up cattle rustlers. She may or may not talk like John Wayne.

[Anonymous No.]

Goat love is the most honest kind of love there is! Who wouldn't want to run and frolic and meet a girl goat?

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>>18551560
We need more pictures of MGs on their special day!

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>>18551560
>Relative of yours is marrying a Goat Girl.
>Get invited to the wedding.
>Take your seat on your family's side.
>Look over to the Goat family.
>All of the bride's sisters are there, eyeing you up.
>They've already been hitting the champagne.
>One is making a blowjob gesture at you, while the cousin next to her flashes her gigantic rack at you for a split second.

Oh jeez, I hope I don't accidentally catch the flower bouquet when it's thrown.

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>be from /tg/
>will never be a Daemon Primarch to the Demon Lord

What kind of monster do you like best? Demon, beast, ect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551555
Enjoy having it drain your life-force/stamina with each shot you fire.

>No multiple discharges
>Just like, y'know...

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>>18551580
>"Accidentally"
Sure, buddy. Me, I'd just pretend to have had too much to drink and let the cutest, least sloshed looking one "escort me" to my room.

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>>18551555
We all know /k/ has no problems fucking a gun as is also deer.

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>>18551580
If you catch that bouquet you're gonna end up waking up after an all night gangbang featuring you and eight Satyros bombshells.
They would've argued over who gets you, but they were tipsy and in a good mood so they just agreed to share.

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>>18551580
No see this is where you’d want to catch the bouquet; so that you can take a flower and give a flower from it to all of her sisters because “they shouldn’t have to fight over you.”

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>>18551591
>She gets excited at finally having a wielder and blows all her demonic energy on one shot the first time you pull the trigger.
>"N-now darlin' ah can a-assure you that this doesn't usually happen!"
How hard would you bully your shortstack weapon knowing that her clit is a hair trigger too?

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>>18551599
Anon will wake up covered head to toe in lipstick marks left by lewd Goat kisses. Along with a note telling him they're looking forward to the next family gathering.

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>>18551617
You're implying that any Satyros would leave before their lover woke up.
The cousins had to go home, but they're saving up to move now and the sisters are still there.

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>>18551560
>>18551580
I want to romance the crazy old hag great-aunt Baphomet!

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>>18551580
It might be weird, but for as much of a rampaging lust machine as most monsters are, I feel like most would restrain themselves at a wedding ceremony. Plenty of lewdness at the reception and beyond for sure, but they'd play nice during the wedding for the sake of their friend/family. Obvious exceptions with demonic girls and Dark Priests, of course, but the majority would keep it wholesome. After all, nobody wants their wedding interrupted because the bride's sister is blowing one of the groomsmen under the altar.

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>>18551580
>>18551604
>>18551599
You have that mixed up a bit. The reception is secretly a match-making service designed to hook up the one who catches the bouquet and the poor sap who catches the garter.

>>18551613
And suddenly, the weirdest boner ever. Moreso since I can pull the delicate touch like an ace.

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>>18551626
This.

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>>18551589
Fuck off /tg/

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>>18551589
>>be from /tg/
Announcing this is the last thing you want to do in here anon, you must tread very lightly around these parts.

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>>18551635
>>18551638
I think I'd file that one as "being retarded on purpose."

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>>18551627
Dark priests would be model guests all the way through. They'd be so subtle you almost wouldn't even realize what was happening until she was in your room on her knees.

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>>18551626
>>18551629
So is she just a loli-ba who refuses to believe that people just don't like her shitty loli body or is she desperate enough to have become an Oppai Loli?

>>18551628
>Anon fingers the hell out of his shorstack Cursed Revolver.
>Her southern drawl gets more and more unintelligible with every orgasm.
>Within half an hour she's had twenty.

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>>18551647
>is she desperate enough to have become an Oppai Loli?
Not this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551613
>starts lecturing you about gun safety in her adorable accent
>while desperately trying (and failing) to maintain composure since she's a stray gust of wind away from full ahegao

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>>18551593
sopping

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>>18551642
>Dark Priest ends up blowing the groom's little brother in his hotel room after the two of them get drunk and stumble there together.
>He's not sure how it came to that, but he's not complaining. Especially not when he's shooting his fifth thick load down her throat and they move on to fucking like rabbits.
It starts with her gushing about how beautiful the wedding is and it ends with the beginning of a relationship. That's just how things go at Fallen God weddings.

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>>18551670
>Pleasant Dark Priest
>She's a blowjob addict
Oh babee

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bury myself in a squishy, shortstack dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551670
Boy it would be awkward being the only single guy at a Fallen God wedding. Hopefully that wouldn't offend anyone.

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>>18551670
Yeah. It'd be interesting to see a dark priest at work though. They'd be masters of correction and subtle seduction, so there'd be lots of coy innuendos he wasn't even sure she'd meant to make, subtle movements that draw his gaze to various parts of her tactfully but artfully exposed body. And that giggle, jesus christ. She'd probably compliment him on being a gentleman repeatedly (despite the fact that she'd filled his head with nothing but thoughts of taking her over the nearest table for the past hour), so naturally when the alcohol goes to her head he has to do the gentlemanly thing and make sure she gets somewhere safe. Then when they get someplace and she trips, well...

[Anonymous No.]

Any recommendations on places to discuss monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551705
Not here, now leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551679
A purple Dragon? Does she have a Dragonfly friend?

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>>18551673
>>18551690
>"Really sis? Really?"
>"But he was such a gentleman~ I don't have a man like you little sister, what was I supposed to do?"
>"NOT fuck my hubby's little brother like a creepy Dark Mage? He's a decade younger than you!"
>"Ara ara~ Then I guess he just turned legal this year?"
>"Fallen's fat tits, you are unbelievable."

>>18551683
Don't worry anon, you're not leaving single.

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>>18551745
>you're not leaving single
Explain, because I don't see that happening if everyone there has a husband.

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>>18551705
church, airport restroom, work, family gatherings

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>>18551745
>Fallen's fat tits
I'm stealing that one.

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>>18551761
You did say only single [guy].

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>>18551761
One of them will call up their single sister and then when you start walking to the door she'll bust in, declare you her boyfriend and then carry you off to make you give her your "tithe".

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>>18551705
In real life? Just find a friend you can connect with. After looking around I discovered my best friend and I had a similar interest if different tastes. Although after some lengthy discussions he's convinced me that anubi are literally perfection.

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>>18551777
Oh, so I did.

>>18551783
Wait, what door? The door to the church that the wedding is taking place in or the door to my hotel room? Either one would cause me to slap the back of her head and tell her that it's too late for something like that.

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>>18551766
Art reminds me of that guy that locked himself in a drafty cabin trying to get a YukiOnna waifu. Anyone remember the title or link to it?

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>>18551806
By the time you actually start telling her off she'll already have your dick in her greedy mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551842
Is it /ss/ is he's legal?
...Is /ss/ even illegal?

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>>18551842
Then I'll keep slapping her!

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>>18551853
Pull her hair a little and call her a slut too, I bet she'd like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551859
This is getting weird.

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>>18551766
sauce?

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>>18551876
There was no way it wasn't going to, Anon.

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>>18551705
As an actual response, here even though it's slower than it used to be.
I've been on a few of the discord servers for some time now and despite how often >hugbox gets thrown around, there's always some drama or another that will drive people off to their own little corner of the internet, or out of the topic entirely.
The truth is sometimes you have to make a place to discuss what you love, and do everything you can to make it better for those a part of it.

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>>18551888
God why do Fallen God girls have to make everything weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551899
I think you're confused, the really weird thing is a single man with all those single, willing, fertile girls around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551899
They get aroused by social rejection?

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>>18551904
Don't you try and turn this into a me issue, anon.

>>18551906
I don't think anyone could get aroused by something like that, anon.

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>>18551898
Not to be that guy or anything anon, but discord can never match the comfiness of faux anonymity, at least for me. There's a sort of unspoken obligation and expectation that comes from having stuff like usernames and online/offline status.

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>>18551915
It's just masochism, anon. It's just that instead of getting all tingly and wet from physical pain, they get it from the feeling of rejection.

Calling them creepy and slapping them will just get them going harder and make them act even more creepy.

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>>18551927
That sounds scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Dark Priest who literally worships your cock
>she will never clasp her hands together in prayer as she deep throats you, her arms lifting and separating her enormous tits

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>>18551931
If you want to take the wind out of her sails, you should give her a strong but gentle hug and tell her she's lovely just the way she is. She doesn't have to act a role to get affection.

The downside is that once she's stopped crying all over your shirt you'll have a codependant wife.

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>>18551923
I agree entirely, that's something you lose when you put on a name anywhere. From there, it becomes less about the topic that brought you to the chat and instead focuses on the people in it.

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>>18551937
It's fine, I can always ask a Mindflayer for help.

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>>18551939
Exactly anon.

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>>18551944
That sounds frightening. What are you going to do to that nice girl, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551948
I'm just going to remove her codependency so she can have a more normal relationship with me.

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>>18548180
>scary

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>>18551954
Truly fearsome creatures.

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>>18551959
I want to get a pet tiny snek, only to find out that she was just a normal Lamia loli when she grows up.

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>>18551959
Fairy snek? Is she as stretchy as a fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552020
Only in the tail.

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>>18552020
Fairy versions of all the monsters!

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>>18552065
Fairy Ushi!
Like a soft, fuzzy plush toy with plenty of space in the trunk for your dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552079
This man just took an ushi and gave it the ability to fly. What terrors have you wrought?

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>>18551565
https://mobile.twitter.com/Raijupats

There's an entire section on this twitter of commissioned MG's in wedding dresses

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>>18552092
Eh, Spiders have been able to fly for some time now.

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>>18552107
Something that big & rapey should not have the gift of flight.

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>>18552113
Fairies are small, anon. Those flying Ushis would be cute and cuddly, not unstoppable and inescapable rapebeasts.

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>>18552107
Only when they're small enough to glide! We're talking about adult, miniaturized rape machines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552121
That's what they want you to think, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552126
It's not like I have anything to worry about

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552134
Just look at that cutie! I want to let her snuggle my face as hard as she can! I don't even mind if she tried to irrumate me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18551954
Truly prime evil.

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>>18552146
Honestly the idea of an mg forcing me to give her cunnilingus is pretty hot, especially if it's a younger girl

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>>18552289
The smaller and cuter they are, the hotter it is. Being the personal tongueslave to a high-level Goblin would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552310
I was thinking mouseslave myself! Giving tongue to my wife while her sister rides me cowgirl-style sounds wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm reading a book called Look Who's Back, which is about Hitler waking up in a 2011 Berlin and getting into wacky hi-jinks, and it's made me think about the whole fish out of water -type of story of something ancient adapting to modern times and how much it's improved by making the subject an ancient evil.
Do we have any stories about ancient evils adapting to modern society?

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>>18552113
Dragons are big and rapey and they've been known to fly.
And Wurms can use trampolines.

[Anonymous No.]

really really want a shiroebi drawn like this imgur.com/nECXyAQ
so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552468
>shirohebi thinks she's being stealthy while spying on anon
>stands out like an enormous sore thumb

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat the box of a fox in socks while she uses her mouth to drain my rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552711
*while she uses her cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552840
Anon, no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552401
>And Wurms can use trampolines.
Thank god they haven’t found out about jet packs yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552840
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552840
Where did she get so many chickens?

[Anonymous No.]

I need a chink zombie gf right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552939
Wow, racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552939
I can just hear her saying stuff like "Me love you long time" and "Me so horny."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552966
Is race and life mixing racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552924
She kidnapped a bunch of cockatrices, she doesn’t know why, her fox instincts just told her she needed to get them.

[Anonymous No.]

Release inside the kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553081
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553127
It's from a western VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553127
Dimension of Monster Girls. It's not released yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18552939
I want an arache that speaks like a proper english woman.

[Anonymous No.]

The quick brown fox jumps onto her husband's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553263
>that speaks like a proper english woman
"Oi you bloody wankers, it's six bong"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553298
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553308
English, not Cockney ya nob!
Cockey is reserved for Orcs and High Orcs.
A proper English spider should have a proper English accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553081
But I want to cum all over her pretty purple skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553317
>A gang of orcs and their high orc dressed in punk clothes.
>All speak in cockney

I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553317
I want to get a demonsliver choppa and go krump some Orc and High Orc gits. There's gonna be a new warboss in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553346
Just watch out, some of those Orcs and High Orcs get really big and really muscled

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553313
Why are shortstacks so perfect? Is it the voluptuous curves on a small frame? Being able to suspend them above the ground with just your dick? Or watching her stomach bulge with each thrust of your dick crashing into her womb until it's filled like a balloon with your babybatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553376
All of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553354
It's fine. For the really big girls, I got a gremlin to fix me up with a Killa Kan. Painted red to make it go faster too, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553394
You don't want that, anon.
Grots put in a killa kan don't get to come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be cared for by a yandere Makai Knight tanned golden brown in Not-Egypts sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553502
Which one is the monstergirl there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553502
Well, I do like the idea of muscled anubi guards with kopeshes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553533
>Anubis Paladin-chan
She's going to need to be thoroughly bathed after each day's drill, right? I bet she's going to have a slave dedicated just to undressing her sweaty armor and bathing her in a cool pool in the warm desert breeze!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553611
Maybe.
Then again, they may have a communal shower/bath for the order to keep them focused on protecting and training to protect the pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553400
I'm sure a gremlin would be smart enough to get around that problem. Failing that, maybe ask her to make me a deffkopter or a bike. That'll show those flatfoot gits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553677
Go bike, then you can go for the speed-freeks girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553502
What about a dark warrior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18548278
Good read, but now I'm hungry for pop tarts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553686
What about a chuuni Anubis who wears an eyepatch and calls herself god's executioner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553713
Is it chuuni if it's true?

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone has their vices, and I don't think monstergirls would be any different.

What vices would your monstergirl waifu have, anon? No sex, that's a cop-out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553722
Gluttony

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>>18553717
Yes because both her family and the Pharaoh's family moved out of not-Egypt millennia ago and have no relation beyond living in the same neighborhood.
The Pharaoh is also a gyaru but they get along because they're childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553722
Handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553749
Lol!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553685
Now I want to fuck a P'orc on a motorcycle. "I love my hog" will have a second meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553722
She loves getting and wearing all sorts of cute, sexy and/or pretty outfits! To be fair though, that'd be one of my vices and one of our daughteru's as well, so it's more of a family vice than just being specific to my waifu.

I can't really think of anything else, besides the fact that she might be a bit of a workaholic at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553802
There’s something strange about this cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553818
VULPINE BOVINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553818
That's not a cow you big dummy, didn't you ever learn your animals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553809
That it would, That it would, although they may take offense to being called hogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553722
My wife would be lazy as all hell, a shell of her former self back when she was a master thief. Large mouse daughter is pretty dumb, and can be quite a brat and prone to jealous moments. Dormouse daughter is just a huge weeb and I imagine despite their ability to semi-function while asleep she'd be really bad at doing her chores.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum in a foxy older fox and then will take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553845
Only on the surface. Those masochistic pigs probably get off on being called slutty breeding sows because it lets them know what they're in for

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553870
The fire of a horde dies when it’s boss goes from a big and muscled warrior to a big and soft brood mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553850
>having dumb daughterus
That's why you send them to school instead of dicking them 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553884
>"So, is this really the end? We're disbanding, right?"
>"What are you talking about? Hubby is helping me make new warriors. As my second in command, I hope you train them well."
>"Y-yes onee-sa- I mean, Yes, ma'am!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553826
Is this a new subspecies? They sound dangerously cutelewd.
>>18553832
Of couse it is anon, just look at those milk tanks and the cow ears and horns in the bottom right.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to torture loli monstergirls with burning hot chili paste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553960
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553960
I want to present them with hamburgers and enjoy their shock and horror when they realize it's 15 skull chili burgers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553960
Torture how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553928
Would be cute, especially when the second in command becomes boss because the old one is too busy breeding or carrying a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>Find your Kikimora's porn stash
>Top Heavy Maid: Bound and Sticky IV
>Master, Up My Ass Please ~Innocent Female Slave: Genuine Love Edition~
>I'll Make You Suck It: Limited Edition, which includes a patch code for maid outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553960
>>18553984

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553960
Hot Ones interview with a Wendigo idol star

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553984
Sexually of course. Mostly by tying her to a chair with her legs spread apart and spreading the burning stuff all over her poor little genitals, really massaging it in there. I might also force a ring gag into her mouth and do the same to her tongue, plus a healthy amount on each of her nipples.

Then she'd get left to helplessly savor the sensations for a few hours or so, until I come back and re-apply some more chili paste because god knows how much her sweat and tears and arousal have washed it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553994
>>18554032
EVIL

Please just feed it to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553722
I always imagined her being a bit fire-crazy with her breath, letting some get out when she gets excited or out of control, and due to being a competitive tomboyish girl as well as a sore loser it would happen often.
She also does it when snoring, but that is forbidden knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554032
You stop that anon, this isn't supposed to get to me this much. I had always imagined doing similar things with aphrodisiac/sensitivity enhancing products, but as evil as this sounds I can't help but want to try it with my girls, if they were into it too of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554043
That's part of what I said, I'd rub it all over her tongue.

>>18554063
Embrace it anon, monstergirls are naturally resilient enough to take it. Mentally and physically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554101
>Embrace it anon, monstergirls are naturally resilient enough to take it. Mentally and physically.
I don't know anon, it still just seems a little too extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553960
>>18554032
This is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554197
It's perfect for those masochist lolis and maybr a nacho though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554197
It's hardly any worse than doing the same thing
aphrodisiacs like >>18554063 mentioned, and I bet a lot more people would be okay with doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554210
>Trick a Nacho to eat a burger spiked with chili extract
>Her verbal abuse became 10x worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553960
I want to gag a loli monstergirl with a perforated bit gag filled with sliced lemons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554240
Now that's good stuff anon, I may not be as enthusiastic about the hot sauce stuff but this is great for predicament bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

sure is KDF in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554271
I'm having a comfy discussion here anon, what do you want form me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554271
Leave us alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554271
Nice try KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554303
>what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

reeel ded for yuro hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554309
I'm a demonfag, who dislikes lolis so I can't really contribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554332
>not wanting to do erotic overstimulation play with your demonfu

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>>18551954
Eagles actually scare me more than snakes, man. Snakes will either bite you or wrap around you if they're a constrictor (Often times not being allowed to put you in the death squeeze if you're responsible). But eagles like the Harpy Eagle? Those fuckers have literally enough strength in their feet to crush your arm if they so much as felt like it, alongside fucking huge talons.

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>>18553317
Don't forget cheshires.

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>>18553722
Milking and nipple play. She'd love me to keep going even when she's finally dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554337
I don't see where he said that

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554346
It's not like the discussion was solely about lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554338
Telling a Griffon she's scary would be a compliment for her I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554332
I'm a lolifag who dislikes this conversation so I can't really contribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554364
I don't fear Griffons, though. I'm wonderfully empty when it comes to fear and reactions to MGs. I'd just lay down, spread eagle, and let her decide what to do. Unless she's a Sith, or a sadistic Doppleganger who turns into a fat, faceless hambeast of a woman to mess with me. Then the fires rise.

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>>18554344
>"Oi come on den, shove it up me arse ya git."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get dommed by a tiny Fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554377
How does that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554383
She probably use magic to shrink you into her size first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554364
What are griffons guarding?
Its going to keep me up all night wondering what shes got in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554383
I don't know, I just need it.

>>18554390
No, we'd have to stay our normal sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554390
>Getting Ferngully'd by a Fairy
WEAK

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554377
I want to put a normal-sized egg vibrator inside a tiny Fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554407
>Imprisoning and binding a Fairy and forcing it to be mated with by insects
STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554377
>>18554403
>little Fairy in a miniature rubber dominatrix outfit brandishing a tiny riding crop and acting all bossy
How cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554408
I want to put a Fairy in a condom, put the condom on and then masturbate for hours on end!

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not sexually bully the fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554427
Anon! She’s not supposed to be cute! She’s supposed to be a figment of your dark desires to become subservient!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554448
Too bad for her, she's too small to be anything but adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554444
Well how are you supposed to treat a fairy? Since just having regular sex with them is pretty much bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554413
Go away

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>>18554451
You're supposed to feed her fruit or sweets and let her curl up and go to sleep on your shoulder or in the palm of your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554456
Can I flick her butt as a spanking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554451
Koonago.
Fairies get sexual pleasure from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554456
But then how are you supposed to make babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554472
Dear lord, why would anyone want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554476
What? Baby fairies?
It’s simple anon: They’re cute as fuck. That’s why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554476
>he doesn’t want to cheer on his little freckle faced daughter at her little league Flitterball games
I wonder if the stands are big enough for all the dads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554476
because most people would consider treating an adult woman, regardless of her body size, like she is a infant or a pet rather patronizing and insulting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554494
Friendly reminder that no matter the species, all monstergirls are part beast/being with lesser intelligence. Say what you want, but they get a pass for being somewhat more pet like than regular humans,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554494
BaphometRaisingAFingerAboutToSayActually.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554494
Some monstergirl species actually like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554487
>little league Flitterball games
Dear lord I’d be that dad that gets way too drunk and lose my pants halfway through the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554502
Nobody cares about the Sabbath.
Unless of course it’s Black Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554487
I'd assume so, especially considering that their mothers, the Titanias, are still human sized too.
>>18554515
And you're the reason why the Fairy kingdom still needs knights to protect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554494
>what is any feline, canine or any other animal-tier monstergirl
>what is any permaloli species including Fairies
>what is Ttiania

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554494
That's what makes its so good when you do it to a dragon or jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554520
>tfw you will never visit the African branch of the Sabbath
>the scantily clad coal-black tribal lolis will never marvel at your white skin and huge onii-chan cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554521
>And you're the reason why the Fairy kingdom still needs knights to protect it.
Why I’m just getting drunk at my little girls ballgames! There’s nothing wrong with that! I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554524
>>18554510
>>18554502
I meant the people who treat certain species exclusively as that. The anti-daughteru (even if you're not blood related) dicking people and those who want certain races but only to cuddle platonically with.
That's why I used the word infant and not little sister

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>>18554540
Randy go home.

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>>18554543
>The anti-daughteru (even if you're not blood related) dicking people and those who want certain races but only to cuddle platonically with.
What about people like KDF who want monstergirls merely as sex pets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554537
Not the kind of Black Sabbath I was alluding to.
But I’ll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554549
Nice bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554549
I honestly dont care how people satisfy their sexual fetishes in a sexual wish fullfilment setting as long as it doesnt involve excessive physical or mental violence.
That's why think that people react way too extremely to alps and to a degree to kobolds and cait sith although I don't really like them myself

[Anonymous No.]

>It's anons 18th birthday
>Anon has a great time playing a new game he got.
>Later that evening Anon's chubby momster tells him to save his game and come to her room to have a talk
>Anon comes into her room, but she's not there.
>Hears door lock behind him.
>She was hiding behind the door
>She pulls out a bottle of ovulation pills
>Chugs the entire thing
>Heart pupils are activated

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554565
>>Later that evening Anon's chubby momster tells him to save his game and come to her room to have a talk
I can't save the game mom, I'm in the middle of a match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554549
That's not that bad. Canonically some monster girls allow themselves to be captured by the sex slave market because it's a good way to find someone to dick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554549
I know it's probably bait, but my Kobolds are far more to me than just sex pets anon. I feel like I've made that at least somewhat clear too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554590
I don't know how to describe it, but could you be less of a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554565
Does the child come out human or a monster? Is it automatically a girl or can it be male? Asking for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554640
Whatever you want.

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>>18554601
I could if people stopped talking about me at inappropriate times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554644
Cool. I'm gonna produce two twin monster girls. They'll be gazers with brown skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554660
You don't just get to choose how your daughterus come out man.
This really aggravates me when it comes to daughterufags. OC waifus are one thing but daughterus are just too far, especially when they're as developed as the waifus.

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>>18554683
I'm black. They're getting brown skin, my guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554683
>autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554683
Mamono mana, anon. Yeah it's a cop-out but if that's what it takes to have the ultimate dream then it's a very small price to pay.

[Anonymous No.]

"GET INTO MAH SWAMP"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554683
God forbid someone have control over their own fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18543812
“Ole ball-less Mike is fucking his waifu again!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554703
That's a metaphor for fornication if I ever heard one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554660
>>18554689
I hate to go all ackshually but don't MGE girls only take after the mother and take none of the father's traits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554716
I never heard of such a rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554716
No anon, that'd basically be asexual reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554716
I never heard anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you grab a tiger by the toe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554763
She rapes you.

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>>18554716
Can't go akshually on something that was never stated. All we really know for sure is that any child an MG has will be female and an MG of the same type as her mother or a mutation thereof. And even that's only until the status quo tilts to the DL's side.

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>>18554763
Well, you wait to see if she hollers and, if so, let her go.

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>>18550454
>>18550475
https://pastebin.com/jEDfnfqP

Gave it a shot I guess. Probably the most annoying thing about attempting a profile for something like a Huldra/Skrosga/Hulder is the fact that there's very little information on them outside of the Scandinavian regions. Usually they appear to charcoal burners or seduce people, or even bless fishers and hunters with luck in some stories.

So... enjoy the probability manipulating fox waifu with a complex about her fourth hole to penetrate, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/IauwjFN.jpg
Which monster girls would be weak to anal? Hard mode: No Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
Oneesans and smug girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554780
>showing off her lewd back hole
Slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554801
It's actually obscured by her hair but that particular Huldra from tumblr eats you rather than fucks you so you're not missing much

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
Anubis. I'm fine playing on normal. Also, most haughty girls, especially nachos. I feel like ghouls would be too; of they're surprised and delighted by discovering vaginal one has to wonder how they'd react to anal.

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>>18554780
stop posting that tumblr garbage

[Anonymous No.]

Could you bully a lamia or snake species by flicking your tongue at her occasionally?
>Anon you meanie! You know I can't control it. I don't make fun of you for stretching your legs!

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>>18554780
I suppose if it may also be possible to portray the hollow back as a symbolic thing rather than a literal one. Kind of like how KC's Wendigo is based off of a lovecraftian monster that is based off of a traditional Wendigo, instead of just using a traditional Wendigo for the profile.

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>>18554780
I wanna decorate her hole with flowers and kiss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554794
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
smug older women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554842
Yes!

>>18554846
Drake a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
Ojous and smugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554794
So what you're saying is that Cheshire and Hellhound onee-sans are twice as weak to anal?
>>18554799
Any specific race? I want to say overly confident Baphomets who are proud of their Best Pussy™ but have never thought of taking it up the butt.
>>18554813
Ghoul's a pretty interesting choice, seeing them presently surprised by it rather than overwhelmed would be nice.
>>18554846
>>18554850
>smug older pharaohs
I wonder how much an Apophis would tease her rival if she found out she completely loses herself to it.
>>18554873
Otohime came to mind and it makes me want to read a smut story about it.
I can just imagine a smug seahorse laying on her stomach in bed, presenting herself and telling her husband she's giving him the honour of pleasing her, complete with a smug ohoho so he surprises her by sticking it in her ass when she's just expecting vaginal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554904
>I wonder how much an Apophis would tease her rival if she found out she completely loses herself to it.
>not breaking the apophis too and usurping both their kingdoms to become the true ruler of Not!Egypt.
Weak game anon, step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554836
It's possible. Just felt like doing that profile mostly because the idea had been nagging all day and I needed to blow off steam. Hope you enjoyed it for what it was worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554904
Exactly!
Twice as weak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
Trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554972
You'd need a hell of a schlong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554972
>>18554977
>”Oh Sweetiecock, please be careful! My tushy might be too big for you for now, honeybunch!”
She sure knows how to talk dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554977
Just strong hips. Part the cheeks with force rather than reaching through with length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554977
>Troll’s Husband’s cock gets mamano’d slowly over time into a massive angry beast
>Troll fusses all over it at his frequent erections, dutifully helping relieve him like a good wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554716
Only if you have really shit genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554937
Evil looking women are always super weak to anal.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know dogs don't know when to stop eating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555148
Are you implying there is such a thing as a lazy chubby hellhound?
Cuz I'll take 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555148
>hellhounds don't know when to stop sucking
Now this is fear boner material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555143
That they are.

>>18555161
I'm with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555143
I want to defeat an evil queen with gentle hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554789
Kikimora. Especially when you get them while they're trying to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555143
That's like, your headcanon man, and average as fuck since it's what all doujins do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555189
time to make us whole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555164
>new trend going around
>mg's give their husbands the succ and continue even after they nut
>mg's take a picture of their husband when they realize that their wife has no intention of stopping
>some wolfus and other fellatio inclined girls decide to go a step further and take a picture every orgasm
>some of their photo albums range from 15-50 pictures
>nearly all of them end with their husbands unconscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555148
Good thing I have a fetish for forcing girls to wear tight latex catsuits and mild to moderate bondage restraints and then making them exercise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555143
I think evil women are weaker to being pinned down and mated with slowly while being told you're going to correct her evil ways by being made into a mother.
I do love anal doujins with them though.
>>18555194

Would a Kiki complain that anal isn't clean?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prefer a genuinely evil monster or a "Saturday morning cartoon" evil monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555213
No anon, them not being weak to anal is your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555214
You're only a half couple when you're not hugging!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555241
Of course not, a good maid always keeps her anus clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555236
The mind is willing but the flesh is weak.

>>18555241
>>Would a Kiki complain that anal isn't clean?
No because she would always be clean. Her complaining about be about you getting cum on the floor she just mopped.

>>18555253
Saturday Morning because it'd be fun to thwart her cartoonishly evil schemes and hug her while she seethes about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555267
>Her complaining about be about you getting cum on the floor she just mopped.
If she's going to complain like a bad maid I'm going to make her get on all fours and lap it up with her tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555275
No bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555267
It's not my fault her ass isn't tight enough or grateful enough for her master. Really she deserves a spanking for having such an insolent ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555281
It's not bullying, it's punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555282
Maids should always masturbate their Mastah's semen into their vagina after anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555254
What? Sorry but I'm just disgusted by how the thread turns anything into a shy moe blob

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555297
Well it's hardly our fault your taste is so poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555297
They become more of a moaning and panting mess with a fountain of cum coming out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555253
The latter because I want all the fun and adventure of being an "evil" dungeon keeper with my waifu, but none of the heart-wrenching emotional turmoil that comes with deliberate evil.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Kikimora always leave one spot uncleaned so they can get their master to spank them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555189
I miss Harblador

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555307
>Says the guy that follows what the other 90% do

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555318
That's very nice of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555318
I miss dead space

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555297
They can be weak to anal without becoming a shy moeblob.
Think less awawa and headpats and instead more angry "no don't put that in there you careless brute" followed by high impact sexual violence as she's made to atone for her crimes.
Learning nothing and repeating the same mistakes a month later of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555297
>shy moe blob
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555189
Queens always lose to hugs
>>18542994

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555328
>I eat garbage unlike the rest of those normie scum so I'm superior
Eat a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555341
Ignore /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18553686

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555359
That axe is staring at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555359
>Barefooted
That's just asking to slip on a wet surface before getting anal proneboned into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555297
Oh yes, all 146 people in here to include known faggots who need to fuck off like nothing but moe blobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555351
When I was homeless I did actually eat garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555351
Did I hit a nerve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555318
Would you prefer a sequel to an existing story or a new one such as that ancient Vampire/Wight /ss/ resurrection idea from the other night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555377
Man thats sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555377
Is it as bad as we think it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555370
Critical fails are adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555389
I want you to finish rough paizuri you massive cocktease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555397
Depends
Restaurants throw everything out at the end of the day , so if you can get access to their dumpster after closing you're not eating other people's leftovers.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to bully the small MG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555426
Like put things on the top shelf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555415
It's still sitting at the beginning where they're buying her family so it's far from finished. The Loli-Oni prequel is almost at the point of defloration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555438
Do what you want to do then, I missed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555431
Stopping her from the head with your arm too and lifting to reach stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555377
>>18555425
>A Tanuki investment banker walks past your usual spot twice a day and sneers smugly, occasionally pretending to throw money your way
>Remember a primo restaurant spot was having a buffet and decide to go diving
>Peep inside the dumpster and she's rooting around in there still wearing her business suit
>She spills literal spaghetti when you make eye contact and is doing her best to stammer something about economic efficiency while beet red,
>Snaps out of it and begins haggling as to what it would take for you to sign a NDA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555497
Once a trash panda, always a trash panda. I bet if you wanted, she would change it from an NDA to a marriage agreement in an instant. I hate this meme but damn it fits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555497
trash panda

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555359
>Going somewhere, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555586
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555606
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555643
To Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555377
Homeless men would probably make MGs cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555560
>>18555567
Tanuki aren't trash pandas, they're cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555586
The question is not where I'm going, but rather where I'm coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555643
The danger zone

[Anonymous No.]

I want a strongfat hellhound that makes a mean chili.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555754
I want a troll with a body like the one in the profile image to pamper me with country grown vegetables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555778
What kinds of country grown veggies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555795
I'm a sucker for green beans and broccoli but lettuce, cabbage, squash, carrots and some demon realm potatoes would also be nice. I think I'd really be more interested in the fruits though; lemons, strawberries, raspberries, tomatoes, too many things to count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555426
I'll bully her by taking her out to karaoke and a nice ice cream parlor

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think nukis and ratas have a rivalry? Which has the most fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555949
Is she looking for big scoops?

>>18555963
Maybe, I love both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555979
She's looking for the person who sent the anonymous letter to the TV station about wanting to "molest and brush Rata-chan's fluff puff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555996
A truly riveting investigation.
I just want to molest her 'puff puff'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555996
I want to grope her fluff in the middle of the street!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556004
That's why she has an Oni with her, you'll have to get by her bodyguard first unless you want to hug the Oni

[Anonymous No.]

A maid that gets laid is a maid that gets paid, and don't forget to compliment her braid, because if you don't then of the loss of your love she'll be afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556022
I will hug the Oni so he can assault the fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556031
Maid braids have it made

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556031
Braid maid, future mistress bride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556031
This sounds like a typical Mad Hatter quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556145
I want a Mad Hatter maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18555297
I'm fed up with this shit too. Moe has its place but at this point a large portion of the thread seems to think that's how all the girls should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556159
Look for mansions that are suspiciously cheap. There's probably one that someone ended up in Wonderland instead of being full of feral Kikis looking for a mastah to both serve and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18554780
Take a hint and fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556164
I want muscled, feral kikis to get back into traditional maiding while keeping their muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pass off an Alp as a regular succubus and get them to have sex with a friend!
Then I'll tell them that they fucked a guy and that they're gay now!
It was just a prank bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556181
I'd rather the stupid cunts who are trying to run out all the remaining writefags fucked off forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556191
Cheshire plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556181
What the fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556181
>contributed
>contribution wasn't anything objectionable
Judge the content, not the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556199
I want a cheshire to trick a jinko that likes me into thinking I like fat chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556212
Bobby boy is angry this thread still has the best writers despite all his hard work to ruin it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556255
He could also be one of the /monster/ retards. They have mediocre to shit writefags and probably want our remaining guys for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556031
I'd like my maid to have two long, thick braids that I can use while I irrumate her or fuck her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556272
Is /monster/ that AIDS infested garbage fire on /tg/ or is it something else?

[Anonymous No.]

I need ideas for traps that an adventurer might find in an Echidna dungeon or Necromancers tomb.
Keep in mind that the traps need to be non-lethal or demon realm silver. A Necromacer might use lethal traps if she could raise the bodies.
Bonus points for using Mimics or Pot Devils in the design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556240
>Not the name
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556308
no its gamergatechans board

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556317
Trap door to a Mino maze. I love the idea of putting Minotaurs in mazes, and having them lost forever, searching for someone to help them vent their exponential lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556308
No, it's where all the guys too /pol/ for /pol/ went after gamergate. Their angry political shit seeps into everything on the site, including monstergirl discussion.
To no ones surprise their OC isn't very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556317
Mimics and Pots are traps by themselves, though. That aside, Sandworm/Roper/Tentacle/Slime would be staple trap holes. Sphinxes could be put at junctures before important doors. Dorome quicksand seems kinda funny. Or just stick a fucking Ushi or Minotaur to roam the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556317
A mist that melts clothing.
Keys hidden inside a room of pots.Some empty, some spring spells on anyone who reach in, some are pot devils.
Cursed items just everywhere.
A nice warm saferoom with Weresheep wool beds that dump into a pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556317
Forced trap pathing, walking on sandtraps that are short and annoying but they just help the MG to get at them, or some kind of water that dissolves clothes, several chests that are lures and contains stuff like mist and pheromones, doors that have chains as curtains to help weaken the people that passes by, they could have some kind of slime that also works as a glue

Shit I don’t know

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556317
Trab floor that opens over a pit of sleeping slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere monster girls will groom their daughters in order to foster the same type of obsessive tendencies. Be careful, or you may find yourself in a meeting at your daughter's school because another student said "My dad can beat up your dad" and your daughter stabbed them through the hand with a pencil in response.

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>>18556506
That's pretty brutal anon. I can maybe see one of my daughters doing that though if they ever mde fun of her sister or poked fun at her relationship with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Villain MGs are the best.

Villain Angels are top tier too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556506
Should find the student that she stabbed and beat up his dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>18556333
Minos are cool with mazes though, Have you ever been to a mintoaur town? the roads are impossible to navigate.

[Anonymous No.]

reel ded hours