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What do I have to do to get a demon to heal me up after having my wisdom teeth removed?

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>> No.18556984

Maids are olev?

>> No.18556986

Bully the shorties!

>> No.18556987

Maid are OLEV

>> No.18556988

Love the shorties!

>> No.18556995
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I want to protect that smile

>> No.18557002
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Best friends only

>> No.18557009

Breed the shorties

>> No.18557017
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>> No.18557044

Raise the shorties!

>> No.18557082

Dibs on 169.

>> No.18557083
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Make sure to love and provide for your family

>> No.18557097

That can mean many things.

>> No.18557099

Okay but what If I'm a man who died and was taken in by a Wisp? He would have no worldly wants and neither person would need to be a provider.

>> No.18557112

Be a good dad and a loving husband anon, it's not that hard. Don't miss your daughteru's school play if she has one.

If your wife's want is you, than you're providing anon.

>> No.18557133
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Monster girl friends are something there needs to be more of.

>> No.18557156
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Friends are good

>> No.18557158
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Do Wyverns and their riders have their very own communities?

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>> No.18557195

I want someone like 159

>> No.18557261

Probably, with the more civilized ones being full on keeps with roosts for the wyverns while the wild ones live out in mountains.

>> No.18557269

Poor taste all around. 152 is clearly the best.

>> No.18557282

>The big one is 172

>> No.18557317
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Would you step into her swamp?

>> No.18557322

That's a Zipanguese Ogre.

>> No.18557328

That dragon is HUGE.

Over two meters with her ears though. Bet the short ones count those towards their height.

>> No.18557332

>Mountaintop towns and castles built off of abandoned Dwarven mines
>Intricately designed living quarters that can accommodate a Wyvern, her rider, and three daughterus

>> No.18557357

Exactly, although you'd need to keep your eyes open for your daughterus looking outside and practice flapping their wings

>> No.18557424
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Be careful who you borrow money from!

>> No.18557428

I dont speak lusty fox what are they saying

>> No.18557431

Anon, if I could get girls coming for me that looked like that, I'd borrow from the bustiest gang in town, and hang onto the money just so they can get some enforcers to 'rough me up' and then give them the money back, not a cent of which I'd spent.

>> No.18557445

You forgot the interest boya, you're still going to have to do some paying with your body.

>> No.18557460

That's why I'm waiting till they collect that 'back pay' to also reveal that I'd hat the interest and original loan all along and was simply using it to get with some lovely, busty toughs.

>> No.18557469

I want to heavily impregnate a CC vampire

>> No.18557476

Ruining a regal vampire's figure with lots of little damphirs and vampire daughterus!

>> No.18557489

I'll make sure to love and provide for my wife and daughters...in bed!

>> No.18557493
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This is your fault


Another quick thing I wrote Think I'll be going back to better stuff after this

>> No.18557496

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that picking a fight with ryus is bad, especially when said ryus are wearing lovely white suits.

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>> No.18557510

>This is your fault
I can dig it. Good read by the way, keep making awesome stories.

>> No.18557519
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A kuudere's stare is one of her most powerful weapons.

>> No.18557524

One is enough! there can only be one princess

>> No.18557530

Anon, don't you know how this works?
You need the heir, the spare, and one more to be safe, along with however many after that you need for political marraiges.

>> No.18557532
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How much milk could a well equipped Kitsune yield compared to a Holstaur?

>> No.18557539

>there can only be one princess
Ha! You say that now, but then when your firstborn goes off to school for the first time she’ll be begging you to make another one!

>> No.18557548

A good amount but, unless pregnant or made to lactate frequently, not enough in quality or quantity to match a holst, and even then its dicy

>> No.18557550

3 would take too long to make?

when does the ride end? will one eventually not ask for a little sister?

>> No.18557555

Better get going then.

>> No.18557585
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>Living doll taking care of a troubled girl
>It starts off acting like an emotionless servant in order to be less intimidating
>The girl starts becoming attached to the doll
>They do stuff like holding hands, hugging, bathing together, sleeping together, with the doll making sure her face is hidden when she's smiling
>When the girl falls asleep, the doll strokes her hair and whispers nice things to her
>The girl's mind and body slowly start changing
>One night, while the doll is giving the sleeping girl innocent cheek and forehead kisses, she is suddenly pulled into a deep, lewd kiss
>Before she knows it, the girl has pinned the doll and is on top of her, looking down with eyes that are wide awake
>"Were you ever going to stop pretending?"

>> No.18557608 [DELETED] 

yurifriendss pls go to /u/

>> No.18557620 [DELETED] 

How would MGs treat homosexuality?

>> No.18557622 [DELETED] 

Fuck off

>> No.18557625

Definitely more than your daily recommended calcium intake.

>> No.18557635
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Couple new wife pictures from twitter recently.

>> No.18557637

It's typically unwise for a girl to challenge a holst in matters of milk. It may be more than they can handle.


>> No.18557638 [DELETED] 

Neck yourself.

>> No.18557644

>Charisma Level 9999

>> No.18557650
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>Her Royal Highness will never tie you up to a chair in room lit only with candles. She will never slowly strip out of her clothes, cover herself in scented oil, and then dance rhythmically to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuxEq-RtEx4&t=0s&list=PLF5DA38D7AB59A156&index=9
>She will never slowly rub herself all over you, only stopping when the night sets in, but the room still glowing from her divine presence. She will never make you beg to quench her desire.
>She will never make you like the runes on her skin until she's ready to mount you.
Kill me.

>> No.18557658

"Thank you for telling me of this cute girl. This is the first time I've heard of her but she really is very cute. I would like to draw her again. Thank you for your lovely suggestion."

>> No.18557668 [DELETED] 

That's just how monster friendships are. It's not lewd by their standards.

>> No.18557682

Cute gazers

>> No.18557695

She didn't have to tie me p to get some body worship out of me. I'd gladly be her little plaything.

>> No.18557704

What do you think fox milk tastes like?

>> No.18557747

Like tofu

>> No.18557765

Less thick, a little sweeter than holst milk.

>> No.18557778

Salty coins.

>> No.18557784

You are sucking too hard if you feel a bloodlike taste

>> No.18557834

>She wanted to tie you up.
>She wanted to see you struggle as she wrapped her fingers about your aching member.
>As her soft, silky touch drives you to ever greater heights of pleasure, she leans in and gently whispers in your ear:
"Not until I say so"
>You get the feeling that something both terrible and terribly pleasant is about to happen to you.

>> No.18557857

Proper discipline is important when it comes to Kikimoras, or they may become too greedy and try to steal cum out of their fellow maids' pussies and asses while waiting for their turn.

>> No.18557869

That's why you make sure they're securely bound and gagged when it's not their turn anon!

>> No.18557883

Isn't discipline the Head Maid's job?

>> No.18557902

Which girls get too into the game and lean with the turns even when there isn't motion controls? Miia and Anubis?

>> No.18557916
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You might not like it but this is how a peak breeding body should look

>> No.18557934

Whisker marks look stupid.

>> No.18557937

Spot on.

>> No.18557945

They're for whisking cute boys into their shrines!

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>> No.18557952

I can't argue with that since it's basically the exact body type of my waifu, who is coincidentally also a fox.

>> No.18557954

Only thing I don't like here is the watermark.

>> No.18557958

It's good to see Lich-san out of her lab!

>> No.18557971

A sleeping Greenworm curled up on her Troll best friend's head!

>> No.18557973
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Nice try, but this is a body built for breeding

>> No.18557975

I wanna pat that Greenworm.

>> No.18557985

So, how to keep this fine figure of a lady from being knocked up by the first drunkard who tries to sweet talk her?

>> No.18557994

No, that body's built for child rearing. Looks like it's already been bred.

>> No.18557996

Is it wrong to want a girl who asks or discusses doing bedroom style stuff first? A random monster using poison or hypnosis/aura/mind control is pretty shitty, but I feel like if she at least talked about it first, I might be down for some of the scary stuff.

>> No.18557999
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Is it wrong to bully the lolibabas?

>> No.18558001
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>Pregnant Pharaoh surveying the latest construction project with her Anubis
>"My Queen, when are you going to introduce this mystery man whose child you bear? We should ready him to become king once the baby is born."
>Pharaoh looks out among all the workers and spots lowly slave Anon, making her smile
>"Perhaps quite soon..."

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>> No.18558009


Read this while mentally replacing biotech with mana

>> No.18558011

>"Hey hey, lich-chan~ Let's go hit on those guys at the bar~"
>"I'm ordering."

>> No.18558014

Nothing wrong with that at all. It's not an approach for everyone into MGs, but seduction and mutual understanding rather than rape and one-sided dominance are great. Understanding and trust really does make some of the scarier stuff less scary, too.

>> No.18558018

Be that first drunkard?
Are you saying you wouldn't breed her some more, and again after that, and again after that? For me, it's a vicious cycle
>impregnate monster girl
>she becomes milfy after the pregnancy
>this just revs my engine to breed her again
>gets even milfy-er
>rinse and repeat

>> No.18558032

>Are you saying you wouldn't breed her some more
Naw, I'm just saying she's gone past peak breeding. She's gone from the curvy thing needed to draw in men and light a blazing fire in their loins to the solid thing needed to feed and keep after kids and keep the coal in their man's heart stoked. It's attractive in its own way, but not the same and not the top.

>> No.18558035

But that's scandalous. How can she let a slave be the father of her heir? How could she let him stay a slave afterwards?

>> No.18558045

I want to get Gremlin-chan hooked on Initial D so she can make something ridiculous that can run in the 90s. Maybe a high speed drift bed?
>Imagine the cool of the night
>The warmth of each other's passion
>The tire squeal as you race down the mountain pass as increasing speed
>The wind blowing her hair out of the way to reveal her everything
>Because its autonomous, you don't have to worry about crashes

>> No.18558050

Maybe she likes the idea of being ruler in love with a member of the lowest echelons. Maybe she has to wait until the moment is right to permanently puck him from his bonds and put him in his rightful place by her throne (or as her throne if she so wishes).

>> No.18558102

>More importantly, how does she react when an accident where her secret beloved labors nearly kills him?

>> No.18558153
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Miia's already been shown to do it.

>> No.18558157

But all the calories goes to her breasts anyways.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18558209

I hope you have a wonderful day/night, slowbro.

>> No.18558252
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Do not squeeze the Dragon

>> No.18558273

Ravioli ravioli?

>> No.18558274

>having wisdom teeth in the first place
Try to evolve a little!
Can I use her tail as a crank to pump fire at my enemies then?

>> No.18558309

What sort of non-sexual relationship with a monster girl would you enjoy?
A few examples:
>Rivalry with a reptile
>Drinking buddies with a goat
>Caretaker for bugs or rodents

>> No.18558316

Tsundere with daughter

>> No.18558330

I'd toss food at greenworms. I like that smug ignorance their smile makes.

>> No.18558333

Salamander personal trainer.
Werewolf drinking buddy.

>> No.18558335

Best friends with my Kobold waifu!

>> No.18558343
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>tfw you will never have a bunch of cute Monster imoutos

>> No.18558363

Partner-in-Crime with a tomboy cat.

>> No.18558366

Unknowing owner of a nekomata.

>> No.18558385

>Sparring partner with a lizardman
>Confidant to a succ
>"Strong young arms" to just about any CC
>Food guinea pig for a demon or troll
>Tinkering buddies with a gremlin (I swear to god I need someone to help me with this damn car)

>> No.18558419

Not my fault I had shitty evolutionary throwbacks!

>Anon gets kidnapped by a Nergigante as a baby on accident.
>For whatever reason she can't bring herself hurt him so she just starts raising him while going to find a human to make into her husband.
>Anon eventually winds up growing up with an entire clutch of cuddly Nergigante little sisters who don't get why they're not allowed to snuggle their big brother of a few months.
>They're too young and naive to accept that anon would be turned into a walking swiss cheese if they tried while they're young and have poor control.

>> No.18558425

succubus drinking buddy

>> No.18558431

Arachne College Roommate with a sewing habit.
I'm gonna collude with her boyfriend at me and my demonfu's wedding to make sure he catches the bouquet so she'll finally fucking propose.

>> No.18558462

Wait, in MGC, are monsters the ones that propose to the men?

>> No.18558466

It would depend on the species, obviously.

>> No.18558556

Workout buddies with a Hellhound!

>> No.18558637

I don't enjoy relationships, I'm a curmudgeon, damn Unicorns get off my lawn and into the sea!

>> No.18558698

The only one I can think of is being a frequent customer of the local dark mage potion seller cause of all the concoctions me and my wives would use in the bedroom.

>> No.18558886

Being a reptile's rival seems like ot would be a lot of fun, but I'd enjoy spending time with a hakutaku or a lich to learn some things, maybe chill and drink milk with a holat too. There are a lot of monster girls I'd like to be friends with because I'm sure it would be really interesting.

>> No.18558892

Also, this is some real ded hours.

>> No.18558903
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>real dead hours
These are the best though. Comfy.

>> No.18558909
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Does being a regular at the local Tricoromille count?

>> No.18558952
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You wanna get spooky?

>> No.18558960

I wanna get cute and comfy with my cute waifu. Not being able to get up due to her holding me in every way possible seems too good.

>> No.18558981

I WILL hug a ghost.

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>> No.18559017

I can only imagine a Ryu losing her composure for a bit and sweating upon hearing such things. That's what she gets for acting so gracefully.

>> No.18559212
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They seriously are, dead girls need as much love as they can get.

>> No.18559264

>"You're gonna strike my WHAT?"
>A bolt of lightning hits the shrine

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Sleep tight Monster Girl Thread, and dream of spring.

>> No.18559385

>You hit the gym together 4 times a week
>You help each other out with spotting, tips, etc...
>Outside of the gym you barely ever interact
>The only thing that connects you is your desire to become /fit/
>Eventually you lend yourself a Jubjub wife who loves to worship your body
>Her love fuels your need for gains even further
>Your Hellhound buddy is also going harder than usual
>Turns out she raped some frail weak boy and now she must become stronger to protect him
>A few months later you both become /fit/ gods blessed by Eros

>> No.18559408

Confused Ares.jpg

>> No.18559425

Ares probably cares more about techniques, skill and combat prowess than muscle size and sheer strength.
Meanwhile love is closely related to beauty and building your body for the sake of love is definitely something Eros would approve.

>> No.18559427
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All Eros paladins are jacked. All of them.

>> No.18559484

If that were true, fukkin dropped.

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>> No.18559548

This is super stupid. Cupids, houris and the dancers should be buff as fuck then.
Everyone knows Eros is all about looking lean and sexy with some nice curves.

>> No.18559561

I think it only apples to the male paladins.

>> No.18559567

Is it possible to be too smug? I think she should be flustered for once

>> No.18559582

>buff as fuck
>looking lean and sexy with some nice curves
These are the same thing, anon. Women don't grow upper bodies without androgens.

>> No.18559593

It doesn't. There may be one or two individuals who are buff but getting fit is not Eros department.

Anon, please don't be dense.

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Fish are friends, not food.

>> No.18559615

Eating cloaca is disgusting!

>> No.18559619

I'm just saying, wouldn't it be nice if Eros blessed people who try hard to get muscled for their romantic partners with nice gains?
Her angels can go for whatever body type is best suited to shower their husband with love.

>> No.18559629

That's what Ares does. She blesses those who try hard to get good in order to better themselves or to protect their loved ones.

>> No.18559630
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Nom nom nom

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>> No.18559651

I’m not frail but damn I’d love a small harem of girls getting /fit/ for me.

There’d be one obligatory chubby girl though

>> No.18559693

I had some things to attend to and then went to bed, so this is very late, but let me ask you a question.
Who disciplines the disciplinarian?

>> No.18559696

Ares' blessing seems to be more a temporary power boost rather than a permanent physical change.
Nothing in Eros' treatise mentions physical improvements either: https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc
It's just an idea.

You don't need to be a defenseless weakling to have monster girls getting /fit/ for you, especially in a harem where you can give the most attention to the ones who try to please you the most. Even that chubby one will do her cardio religiously if it means getting rewarded by you later on.

>> No.18559714

But she still benefits those who'd try to change. Eros is more of an hedonist god for people who want to have lots of sex and sweet love.

>> No.18559720

I’d share the attention between them but the strongest would certainly get some extra looking at.

Chubby one can stay chubby though, she’d be there for a ‘change of pace’ as it were

>> No.18559774

Feeding a Greenworm has to be the most wholesome activity a man can partake in with a monster girl.
Every anon should let a cute bug cling on his back and feed her healthy veggies and fruits.

I'd argue that most monsters take it too far, while Eros still cares about the good of everyone.

>> No.18559819

I always thought of Eros as pure, handholding, frolicking-in-public love.

Fallen is more of the hedonist.

>> No.18559827

You're look at it wrong. Eros isn't helping them become buff, she'd be helping them become attractive. There's more than one type of attractive, so for most women she probably would help or bless them in becoming toned and curvy, but for others perhaps she helps them become HEALTHY, model-like slender and so on. No need to be black or white, I'd think.

>> No.18559857

If you see her munching veggies in a grocery store, it means no chemicals were used and they're fresh.

>> No.18559860

Also means I have to pay for them.
Green worms are quite eager to be taste testers

>> No.18559880

That’s why you never take a Greenworm to a grocery store/farmers market. You’ll be broke by the end of the day.

>> No.18559907

>he doesn't want to go broke for the sake of his cute daughter
Look at him and laugh with your beautiful butterfly wives!

>> No.18559910
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Impregnating the evil kung fu master raiju

>> No.18559951

Still seems more like an Ares thing to me. Everyonr is already attractive due to mamono mana and they are doing it for their loved ones. Sure, it includes love and all of that but what doesn't? Unless they were worshipping eros from the start or it was somethong really special I don't see her directly giving them her blessing.

>> No.18559974

You’re thinking of the Fallen God.
Eros is all about flowery romantic love.

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>> No.18560144

Would offer a drink!

>> No.18560149

Vegetables and fruits are relatively cheap, try feeding quality meat to an entire Werewolf pack and see if your wallet survives.

>> No.18560168

I'm happy to see that Houtengeki isn't going the lazy route with his Succubi this time around.

>> No.18560203

If there was ever a succubus made for leg locking cuddle sex this is her.
I just wish he would mix things up more than he does. For most the part he has exactly one face and body type he uses for every girl.

>> No.18560250

More like lewd lusty sex and abuse coming from both parties. Just look at those handle bars and skirt.

>> No.18560265

I will get her drunk and proceed to rub her horns and spadetail!

>> No.18560293

>leg locking
>not facesitting

>> No.18560347

I'd get really close and personal with her just to see how much she can take. I'd also take my time admiring her monster parts and touching them, saying how intetesting having a monster maid is.

>> No.18560379
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Titty-focused Kikimora or Shoggoth, or ass-focused Kikimora or Shoggoth?

>> No.18560383

Too big

>> No.18560388

Pear-shaped Shoggoth!

>> No.18560390

Needs to be bigger

>> No.18560401

Tittymora and Shoggassth

>> No.18560409

Leg-focused either

>> No.18560471

I prefer ass.

>> No.18560507
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Why are gremlins so cute?

>> No.18560522

“A maid with no ass is scarcely a maid at all.”
Also Kiki.

>> No.18560532

One of each, those sizes per asset needed

>> No.18560567

Because they're smug evil little beings who can't beat the cock.

>> No.18560575

I want a Gremlin childhood friend to help me realize my dream of one day being an actual Gundam pilot!

>> No.18560577

Her mother?

>> No.18560590

>head maid not so strict after her mother knocked her down a peg

>> No.18560596

>tfw no tan desert Gremlin with a fat ass

>> No.18560597

They have a nice threadcanon that makes them brotier without the stipulation of formerly being gay dudes.
Canon Gremlins are actually pretty terrifying.

>> No.18560598

Not as cute as Greenworms.

>> No.18560605

I didn't know they had threadcanon and normal ones can be really fun to play with.

>> No.18560611

Give me a fishing village in !Notfoundland with a shaggy sheepdog Kobold, a devoted chubby Selkie, a flirty bartender Kraken and the friendly neighborhood Cancer.

>> No.18560617

Sounds comfy

>> No.18560623

It’s nirvana like it’s super overt, it just tones them down more to being laid back inventors and wacky techie friends as opposed to things that will hook you up to rape machines and drain you for days in experiments.

>> No.18560633

Tail too short, I bet she feels inadequate.

>> No.18560639

Her ass might compensate.

>> No.18560640

I mean, if you became firends with one she'd be like that but if things became romantic then I don't see the problem with helping them out. I don't really see that as threadcanon, just people not lewding tem.

>> No.18560642

Combine it with !NotIreland and we got a deal.
>Dullahan guards the town as the local lord (female)
>Art Fairy can be found with her elderly husband watching the sunrise as he writes poetry
>Werewolf practices sparring with her legally distinct red spear against a feisty Redcap

>> No.18560678

>elderly husband
Wouuldn't he age at the same rate as his waifu?

>> No.18560689

I want a dragon loli to hug.

>> No.18560698

>Legally distinct spear

Cute dog

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>> No.18560717

>Wisp waits patiently by the tall cliffs outside of town for someone to come along and jump off

>> No.18560733

They’re both in later years

>> No.18560754

Probably haves lots of kids and grand kids sitting by painters on hills

>> No.18560774

This does bring up the point that long lived species and their husbands probably pass naturally at the same time.

Probably pretty eventful time.
She’d probably have her little coffin over his bodies heart when they’re buried

>> No.18560778

Goddammit it’s too early in the day to be sad.

>> No.18560779

Is it true that mermaid pussy smells like fish?

>> No.18560783

Only bad pussy smells like fish.

>> No.18560795

It’s the sign of a life well lived, probably would have the painting that drew her to him at the service

>> No.18560798

She did get flustered once though.
It was the fourth chapter where she accidentally groped the MC's dick.

>> No.18560802

Big, fluffy, green ears.

>> No.18560807

On the bright side the afterlife 100% exists in MGE so they would still be together.

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Better look out for that dangerous Bear!

>> No.18560813

the livetime of the husband is extended to match his mg wife.

>> No.18560814

You act like that's not part of the package of having a Gremlin roommate.

>> No.18560823

>Worrying about bears during winter
They're all out of shape lazy NEETs this time of the year

>> No.18560831

I know, I’m talking about when that life ends, however.

I imagine they would both, usually, pass on at or near the same time.

Perfect for molesting

>> No.18560832

Who says the service, and are they buried in the rolling hills outsidethe village or a fisherman’s burial at sea?

>> No.18560837

Spring is close so they're waking up and start hunting for a man to rape.

>> No.18560854

I want to grab two big handfuls of Bear Girl pudge and rub their belly while they get all flustered.

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Speaking of spring and warmer weather, these girls will be back too.

>> No.18560874

Probably eldest daughter or a local head of whatever fey group is in the area.
Burial is probably up to the family and how they lived.

A man and his art fairy wife may elect to be buried on a path going up the hill rather than the top to allow other artists to use the same spot they did.

>> No.18560885

She’s probably going to tell you to wait till summer so she can get back at you

>> No.18560901

>fishing village
What happens when a salty anon accidentally snags a mermaid?

>> No.18560910

>spring rolls around
>all the formerly sluggish, pudgy grizzlies are lean, mean, raping machines
Better hope you have a pal who’s slower than you.

>> No.18560911

Fuck those things. I'm glad summer has been kinda cold this year but those fucker still caused a bit of trouble.

>> No.18560922

>”Ufufu, so you’ve caught me again, my handsome love! It truly is fate after all~”
>”Yarr, damn harlot. Ye ruined me line again! How’s a man to catch a decent wage when a damn siren such as yeself keeps stealin me bait?!”
>”A siren? How did she catch your eye? I have competition! Worry not, my love, I shall prove my devotion to you!”
>”Blasted halibut haired wench, get off me line!”

>> No.18560924

They’re lean and mean or built and meaner.
They also remember their tormentors

>> No.18560934

Weresheep herding must be the easiest form of shepardry ever.
What does Werewolf-chan do to mess with them though?

>> No.18560952

Probably gropes the chubbier sheep and carries them off when the aren’t being cooperative

>> No.18560975

Just don't feed them after midnight.

>> No.18561001

Blasted Culainn-chan!

>> No.18561026

It’s why faker anon needs sheep-dog kobolds, too keep his sheep cheerful and unbullied.
She probably puts the younger ones in trees too

>> No.18561035

Goddamn phone

>> No.18561045

What can a couple of kobolds do against the Pride of Ulster?
Though to that point, what’s the “Pride of Ulster” doing bumming around a small fishing village anyway? Lazy!

>> No.18561050

>Anon wants to visit the quaint fishing village
>His lamia wife says she can’t set one scale on land from the boat
>Apparently it’s some religious thing

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>> No.18561057

>'Ahhh~ Noooooo~ Shepard-senpai heeeelllp~'
>Look to see a pack of Wolf Girls teasing a chubby Sheep Girl for her pudgy body.
>'It's just my wool, I'm not fat~'

>> No.18561073

>Anon is a highly trained martial artist who lives a single life of pure discipline
>Whenever a monster girl tries to rape him he gently stops her assault and gets away from her
>Except for Vamp Mosquitos who have the audacity to try to bite him in the sanctity of his home
>These bug bastards get the shit slapped out of them and are then thrown in the garbage
>They keep coming despite the repeated violence against them
>Anon is starting to worry that they might be hardcore masochists

>> No.18561075

Werewolves have changed strategies a bit.
Now they skull around Weresheep herds in hopes of being able to snatch up an unsuspecting shepherd boy.

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>> No.18561084

>Sheepdog Kobold runs over
>”Oi! No no! Don’t say mean things! Saying mean things is bad!”
>Wolves roll their eyes but head out and leave as she approaches
>”Oh no Sheila! Are you okay?!”
>”Yes~ but those wolves were meeean~”
>”Don’t worry! I don’t think you’re fat! You’re really pretty! Here’s an emergency hug!”
>”Thank yooou~”
>by the time Anon gets over both girls are fast asleep laying against each other as the wolves laugh from a distance
>he grumbles and shakes his hook at them before carrying both girls to safer pastures

>> No.18561087

Sometimes one needs to take it easy.

See, this is what happens when rowdy wolves are kept around

>> No.18561116

Adorable, shepherd Anon is probably the only real thing those wolves fear

>> No.18561130

Kobold-chan is so brave!

>> No.18561134

Getting older sucks, because you end up hurting yourself in ridiculous ways such as pulling a muscle while lathering shampoo into your hair.
Monster girls that keep you eternally youthful via sex magic can't come soon enough.

>> No.18561136 [DELETED] 

Dear daughteru dickers,

How do you even decide when it's time to dick the daughteru? Would there be a tine you just decide she's ready and rape her on the spot?

t. anon

>> No.18561151 [DELETED] 

What you do is you go the garage and you neck yourself with the hacksaw you filthy degenerate.

>> No.18561167 [DELETED] 

If she’s old enough to pee then she’s old enough for me.

>> No.18561170 [DELETED] 

She is going to show the signs, also not all the MG are for incest

>> No.18561186 [DELETED] 

When she says she wants to marry daddy.

>> No.18561192 [DELETED] 

Wait till she’s an adult and let her make the first move.

That she is, a true heroine

>> No.18561218 [DELETED] 

Personally, it'd be much more of a slow burn for me and mine. It'd start out with me and/or my waifu doing small, casually barely-even-lewd things with our daughteru like kissing a little too long on the mouth or a touch or two at bathtime. Things would progress over the weeks/months/years until my waifu has our daughteru laying on her lap in our bed, presenting our little girl for me to finally take her virginity.

>> No.18561231 [DELETED] 

When do you get her her own gimpsuit KDF?

>> No.18561232 [DELETED] 

>casually barely-even-lewd things
>kissing a little too long on the mouth

>> No.18561237

The alpha learned a hard lesson when she assumed he’d be a pushover just like the sheepdog.
A hearty THUNK on the head with his hook really sent her whimperin.

>> No.18561242

Hope the vamp mosquitoes don't call their friends to swarm him. Or worse, call their cousins from the swamps who are larger and way more aggressive.

>> No.18561246 [DELETED] 

>he doesn't kiss loli relatives on the lips

>> No.18561265

Sheepdog kobold May have some help soon, even if it’s unexpected

>> No.18561277 [DELETED] 

Probably sometime after the first time we have sex, once we start introducing her to kinkier things.

>> No.18561280

I will ally with the Wolfus and distract the Sheepkobold with forced hugs! They'll be able to bully the Sheep as much as they want while I'm nostril deep in the Kobold's nape!

>> No.18561288 [DELETED] 

Anon, please, I bet he even used his tongue!

>> No.18561289

I want to bully the Wolfus so they switch sides and become my Sheepwolves!

>> No.18561299

>All those poor cowering sheep as the wolves try to do their job

>> No.18561309

>”Haaaah?! Oi Oi! T-this hug is really really niiice! It’s making me feel really funny! Aaahn- w-wait, I have to guard the sheep! But, but hugs can’t be bad, so... keep hugging me please~”

>> No.18561330

I hope the Wolfus are quick bullies, if I have to keep her distracted too long I'm going to end up proposing to her and impregnating her.

>> No.18561332

>”Hey, shep! Check it out!”
>wolfu is laughing as she poses in one of the sheep’s outfits, as the sheep trembles and covers her naked body
>”Heh heh, get it? Wolf in sheep’s clo-“
>whimpering ‘ow’s fill the pasture

>> No.18561333

I'm not the one who be deciding, it would be both her and my wife who be responsible for that.

>> No.18561339
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>Making Mah Niggah Gante into some pitiful little thing

He's fucking shredded, ripped, roided out, barrel armed, he literally beats up Teostra in a fist fight, and to top it off he hunts other Elder Dragons because he only accepts the finest of meals.

He's the steak only no burgers mother fucker.

>> No.18561352

It's a baby Nergigante you fool. She'll grow up and get fuckin' jacked.

>> No.18561359

Oh don’t worry, shepard anon will make sure you take responsibility for distracting his sheepdog.

>> No.18561362

Please don’t bully the wooly

>> No.18561367

I might just kidnap and elope with the Sheepkobold to begin with. I'm going to hold her hand and lead her away from her job and take her home with me.

>> No.18561375

But what about their new Kobold companion

>> No.18561382

Please don’t bully the hired help

>> No.18561391

They are hired help now

>> No.18561410

You can't bully her, I've already taken her for myself and won't let you.

>> No.18561419

Don’t bully, this weresheep wool is coming from a no bully farm

>> No.18561429

Man, MGEIreland sure has a lot of bullies. What a lawless land!

>> No.18561436

It's balanced out by all the Titanias.

>> No.18561439

Flat asses are a crime!

>> No.18561447

Don't worry, the bullies will be punished by continuing to live in Ireland.

>> No.18561461

That’s why all the girls eat so many potatoes, all those calories gotta go somewhere

>> No.18561467

I want a Barometz Bartender who’s jelly is like Magners.
I’d drown in less than a day.

>> No.18561473

I will bully all the redheaded Paladin-chans with my dick! Redheads go to hell, after all!

>> No.18561477

>MGEIreland is instead filled with all sorts of girls with fantastic big asses and they’re abhorred by girls with small asses
Truly this is the real sacred land

>> No.18561480

Please, no bully farms still have bullying, it's just marginally less and from a list of approved bullying techniques.

>> No.18561485

>hundreds of Succubi are named Morrigan
>all of them claim they’re the REAL Morrigan

>> No.18561493

They all are the real Morrigan. What matters is how well they rock the cosplay.

>> No.18561496

A wonderful place.

It’s not bullying, it’s training

>> No.18561512

I hate it that these little shits always chase me.

>> No.18561517

Nightmares would live in MGE Ireland too, right? And Banshees.

>> No.18561525

Just imagine it anon. A redheaded Dullahan with freckles and an ass that your hands just sink into.

>> No.18561534

>That feel when the real Morrigan is a witch.

>> No.18561538

Dullahans, Banshees, Wisps (water sherries)

Not sure about Nightmares, but there's always their shapeshifting trickster counterpart, the Pooka.

>> No.18561544

Oh, I’m imagining it.
>she tries to remain stoic as you grope and fondle and molest that magnificent home grown badonkadonk
>her head is blushing as her body holds it, but she doesn’t realize her body is already grinding back, pushing her hips out so you can give that ass a few good smacks and watch it jiggle
>thing is, she’s sworn to never complain about your touch thanks to a geas she took for more power, so all she can do is blush even further as you start dry humping her freckled phatty

>> No.18561546

Morrigan has a Welsh accent.

>> No.18561551

I was actually speaking of “The Morrigan” of actual Ulster cycle folklore, but a Darkstalker is fine too.
Something more along these lines, really.

>> No.18561554

>Geas shenanigans with Monstergirls
Oh that’d get out of hand reeeal quick.

>> No.18561566

I bet she's really hoping you'll finally man up and stick it in already.

>> No.18561583

Too Lewd.
The land of hips, thighs, and booty, that’s what it would be

>> No.18561604

Loli monstergirls are for _______.

>> No.18561616

They won't keep getting away with kidnapping and raping old men in my town.

>> No.18561625

Mouth kissing and anal training!

>> No.18561629


>> No.18561636

Full-body erotic oil massages.

>> No.18561637

Full nelsons.

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>> No.18561640

What about just a half nelson?

>> No.18561645

John wick but with a kobold

>> No.18561649


>> No.18561659

>punished KDF

>> No.18561684

Too small for that.

>> No.18561688

That ass isn't.

>> No.18561693

It's big for a loli.

>> No.18561702

>Irish mgs
>Nobody mentioned best girl Celty
I'm disappointed

>> No.18561707

>not garnishing your steak with lettuce and tomato, and putting it in a bun.

>> No.18561713

I want to doggy style that wight while playing as ass like the bongos.

>> No.18561715

Banshee when?
Revenant when?

>> No.18561723

Being courted in a manner fitting their species and personality by a human male older than them.

>> No.18561736

Turning into magical girls and fighting evil.

>> No.18561739

We're back to monthly releases and greenworm was on the 24th, best you can do is pray.

>> No.18561755

A Shoggoth that alternates between the two every few days.

>> No.18561759
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>it's a baby you fool
>D cup at least

>> No.18561765

To me her expression looks pleased or smug, not with contempt.

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Whelp best prepare yourselves for joy or disappointment since next grill is going to be Wonderland Centaur.

>> No.18561789

Whatever you call it it's making me hard

>> No.18561799

I personally hope KC goes uses the benevolent interpretation of Revenants.

>> No.18561805

What do you want her to be like Anon?

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Who awakened the dragon?

Though it would be fun if anon just wanted to talk to her
Same thing could apply to griffons

>> No.18561855

[Loud, intimidating ‘Kyaaa’]

>> No.18561857

Did some Anon broke her limited edition figure?

>> No.18561858

You know sleeping on gold must be uncomfortable.

>> No.18561873

I still want her to be a skeleton that screams all day.

>> No.18561883

If I was an MG I would awaken like this after hearing that pop sound what vine makes after opening.

>> No.18561890

Didn't notice those.

>> No.18561893

I want to catch a monster girl STD.

>> No.18561925

I want to see what happens when you feed a dignified monster weed brownies

>> No.18561932

Its fine thats what the scales are for, its when she wants you to sleep with her that it becomes a problem.

>> No.18561936
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>"I am a shadow, the true self"

>> No.18561942

Whats better?
Summoning monsters as jojo stands?
Summoning monsters as personas?

>> No.18561948

Might be okay if I bring a blanket.

>> No.18561950

They’ll never see you CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>> No.18561967

I vote persona
Jojo fights are a little involving when its just the stands fighting

>> No.18561969

So the "bad" ends are the Doppel taking that monstergirl form permanently and raping the squire?

>> No.18561975

That's why you use her entire body as a mattress. That's also one of the reasons I want a dragon who is considerably bigger then I am.

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As far as I'm aware, you can't do anything with Persona's in the real world; only when there's some strange energy creating something like the Dark Hour or T.V. world. Stands can be summoned anywhere, thus they're far more versatile in battles and in bed

>> No.18561995

That's ehy you invite her to your bed. Be careful though, some dragons get greedy at night and grab the blankets all for themselves and you'll have to fight them for a piece of it.

Trust me, I hae a ph.d in dragons.

>> No.18562000

Spoopy Skeleton knights!

>> No.18562001

>fugging your own stand
Masturbation, or incest?

>> No.18562004


>> No.18562007

Is it true what they say about dragon bellies?

>> No.18562017

There are many rumors surrounding dragon bellies. One thing is true though, they are very nice.

>> No.18562022

>strongfat mino gym teacher has you running laps after school for slacking off during P.E.
>when you're done, she praises your surprisingly good stamina and jokingly says any monster would be lucky to have you as a husband
>with a straight face you ask if you can be hers
>mino.exe has stopped working
>flustered, she tells you not to joke around like that
>assure her that your serious, and that the reason you slack off so much is that watching her holst-like tits bounce around gives you an almost painful erection
>not able to look you in the eye, she tells you to hit the showers then go home
>you certainly didn't expect her to follow you in a few minutes later

>> No.18562027

But are they sensitive?

>> No.18562041

They're soft and weak, strike their bellys for massive damage!

>> No.18562044

What about ticking them?

>> No.18562049

Lewding mino-sensei!

>> No.18562050

Yes they are. If you look closely you'll notice a lot of dragons leave their bellies exposed. That is actually training to reduce sensitivity so they can withstand more "attacks".

>> No.18562053

I want to guide her into a corn maze and watch as her instincts slowly devour her reason!

>> No.18562068

>Implying that mino-sensei won't masterfully lead you out of it....after lewding you in the far corner of the maze of course.

>> No.18562087

I'll be sure to be careful.

>> No.18562099

Is it okay to touch Mino-san "there"?

>> No.18562102

You better. If you get a quirky dragon you might have to build some resistance to fire and blunt hits or learn to dodge tail swings.

>> No.18562106

Only if you want her to 'touch' back>>18562099

>> No.18562110

But I don't have horns, anon

>> No.18562128

The instincts to eat all of the corn or the instinct to rape you in a maze? How would she fare in a house of mirrors?

>> No.18562145

>The instincts to eat all of the corn or the instinct to rape you in a maze?
At once.

>> No.18562149

Oh, you have one.
You just haven't thought about it.

>> No.18562156

She's fatty if she eats that corn

>> No.18562159

She needs it for the twins.

>> No.18562162

That can't be true, otherwise why else would girls talk about how horny boys are?

>> No.18562164

She doesn't need to feed her calcium cannons or get them bigger.

>> No.18562167

She's already fat. You should expect these things.

>> No.18562171

I mean the two calves she's going to be carrying after the rape.

>> No.18562180

I want to shoot a big load between Mino-sensei's tits before class so she has to smell that intoxication scent all period, only getting her hornier as the day drags on

>> No.18562191

>confused lolis looking for the horns on their childhood friends
Very cute.

>> No.18562200


Too lewd, she's going to need to shower lest the other girls smell it.

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Remember, if your hellhound doesn't squirt when you fuck her in the ass, you're not trying hard enough!

>> No.18562214

She could have SOME dignity.

>> No.18562216

How great would it be to slowly watch her stomach grow over the school year, the two of you being the only ones in school who know who the father is?

>> No.18562227

I admire your bravery.

>> No.18562229

She's an overweight teacher raping her student in a corn field, that ship sailed long ago.

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This is a blue board, anon!

>> No.18562241

Enjoy your vacation

>> No.18562245

>posting thumbnails of porn on a blue board
Oh shit anon what are you doing?
But you're right and that position is perfect for smug girls.

>> No.18562246

>"An then anon had the audacity to ask me about after rape corn! Can you believe him?"

>> No.18562249
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Mino-sensei is an /ss/ slut!

>> No.18562262

No she's not, she just likes them in their late teens and early twenties!
It makes her feel less old

>> No.18562272

This is true, but she won't admit it. Even if she dickthrones you while you warm the bench at a sports game.

>> No.18562279

Anally, so it doesn't disturb the fetuses?

>> No.18562286

Anal is a literal shit-tier fetish.

>> No.18562290

Mino-sensei is very selfish! Of course the drained boy should get some of the corn!

>> No.18562296

You're a braver man than I

>> No.18562299

That and she's a bit of a buttslut. Even just slowly lowering her ass onto your man meat makes her cum a little.

>> No.18562300

Kinda hypocritical of you, since you posted a picture of some girl stripping while playing with her pussy.

>> No.18562305

She's new at this dating thing, cut her some slack!

>> No.18562306

I'd be scared of Mino-sensei's anal orgasms. With those muscles she might clench my dick right off!

>> No.18562309

She should just give him some of her mino milk. Straight from the tap, of course

>> No.18562315

She won't produce before probably even ovulating. He's going to need to wait until she's given birth to get a taste.

>> No.18562321

Wouldn't that make her feel older? The age gap and their understanding of the world would be huge. No, if she wanted to feel young she'd date an old man (preferably not faceless) and rock his world.

>> No.18562324

Don't worry. Her body is so lewd, it'll have you diamond hard.

>> No.18562337 [DELETED] 

Having a classful of 12-year-olds run a train on her 40-yo anus would make her feel really hot. Old men would fuck anyone.

>> No.18562338

They'd have more in common than if she was a cradel robber

>> No.18562341
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Oh no, anon, what do I do?!

>> No.18562348

What if she starts early because of mamono mana telling her body that Anon is gonna knock her up eventually so she might as well get to it?

>> No.18562359 [DELETED] 

Why use the whole class when she can just pick her favorite student and doppel potion him up

>> No.18562365

>her first orgasm makes her ovulate
>the second makes her start lactating
>the third makes him cum and her collapse on top of him in bliss

>> No.18562369 [DELETED] 

Because he's pushing a shit fetish.
Mino-sensei needs only one student.

>> No.18562379

I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone to never turn your back on a catgirl of any type as this triggers their natural desire to stalk prey.

>> No.18562391
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What if being hugged from behind is my fetish?

>> No.18562392 [DELETED] 

>being a gangbang faggot

>> No.18562400

That's fine so long as being molested from behind is also your fetish.

>> No.18562403 [DELETED] 

Teachers were made for public use by their students.

>> No.18562405 [DELETED] 

I feel really bad for the kiki who has to clean the class room after that.

>> No.18562414 [DELETED] 

Don't be, she just licks it up while impaling herself on her broom.

>> No.18562417

Hugging from behind is wrong, the other person can't return the hug.

>> No.18562418

I want to molest my Night Gaunt wife from behind while tentacle fucking her in all of her holes.

>> No.18562420

I can hold her paws over my chest.

>> No.18562426 [DELETED] 

Go be a cuckold somewhere else.

>> No.18562432

Behind hugs are not in the approved hug guidebook!

>> No.18562446

You know the book is trash when yetis don't follow it.

>> No.18562450

>Anubis class rep steaming with rage as a catgirl classmate behind hugs a boy
I'd do it to her as she growled at them.

>> No.18562451

Can yetis even read?

>> No.18562463

Of course, how else would they entertain themselves on lonely nights in front of the fire before she found her husband?

Add in a good groping for extra impropriety.

>> No.18562465 [SPOILER] 
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Tell me you wouldn't date this anon.

>> No.18562469 [DELETED] 

Please learn what that word means. There's no cuckolding going on as long as nobody's dating or in love with the slut.

>> No.18562471

I would hate it.

>> No.18562476

Ok I wouldn't.

>> No.18562482

I might throw dates at her. Maybe a nice durian.

>> No.18562483

I wouldn't because cheshires are overrated and I hate paws

>> No.18562485

Would be funny if she pushed the cat away, said "Like THIS!" and then hugged anon from the front for a few seconds before realizing what she's doing.

>> No.18562487

They're called Werecats.

>> No.18562496

I'd fuck her while wrapping my hands around her neck and she screams choke me daddy! like the meme spewer she is with heart pupils in her eyes.

>> No.18562498

I'd never grope Anubis-chan against her will. I'd pull her close to me and ask her if it's really bad to love someone inappropriately. If she tsun'd out, I'd let go of her and apologize before running away crying.

>> No.18562502

Would she encourage you to orgasm by yelling "give me cummies!" or "shoot your goo, my dude!"

>> No.18562504

Strangling sex is what memestresses deserve.

>> No.18562507

You'd expect the werecat to get smug at the Anubis doing that, except she gets jealous and shoves her off so she can hug you better.

>> No.18562508

See, this is where I can actually see the value of ball gags coming in to play.

>> No.18562516

So a masochistic Cheshire who memes to piss her boyfriend off so he'd choke her because it's her fetish?

>> No.18562524
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>undercover succubus knight assigned to protect the crown prince Anon has to try and not blow her cover while her head is filled with thoughts like "Holy shit, Prince Anon is so cute. I need him in my pussy right now. Please, my lord, ram this slutty knight's honeypot. Mess me up inside. Make me an armored cumdump."

>> No.18562525

She also goes full dere while delirious after being choked out for the first time

>> No.18562527

And that's how anon got a cat and dog to hug him front to back

>> No.18562528

I wouldn't be able to stop hate fucking her if she done that.
Not just that, spanking is a must to and so is suspension bondage while face fucking her.

>> No.18562531

>Cheshire winds up tied down, gagged and has her face forced down and her ass forced up as her boyfriend ragefucks her ass until he goes limp.
>She's ahegaoing as hard as possible while he does so and mentally thanks the fallen god that the internet exists so she can get this treatment.

>> No.18562533

>suspension bondage belly up
She's going to get some real asphyxia from the combined effect of the dick and fingers.

>> No.18562544

It's okay monsters are durable, she can take it.

>> No.18562545

Anon, that's exactly what that Cheshire wants.
In fact after she almost passes out after you ragefuck her mouth for the first time she'll swallow all the cum you gave her and look up at you with heart pupils while panting and beg you for more.

>> No.18562546
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Behind hugs are only approved if the hugger has big snuggle lumps

>> No.18562560
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Wouldn't being assigned as the kids protector draw out possessive tendencies?

>> No.18562566

Hot damn there’s a lot of species I wanna do this with
Erotic asphyxiation with one of the sweet kind girls

>> No.18562574

It would absolutely set off her "Protect this Smile" instincts.
After the Demon Lord's Army invades and takes over the kingdom she'll even lay back and let him take the lead when they finally have sex.

>> No.18562577

>sweet kind girls
How would they react? Scared tears? Trust you not to hurt them?

>> No.18562585

>I wouldn't be able to stop hate fucking her if she done that.
The last part of her master plan.

>> No.18562588

>sweet kind girl
>asphyxiation with titania
They're almost too pure for this but I want it.

>> No.18562594

She'd smile at you sweetly and tell you not to be overly rough.

>> No.18562596

Scared tears that turn into happy tears because they realize they’re making all your upset thoughts go away.

>> No.18562598

Hurting pure girls is the best.

>> No.18562603

>tfw no Kikimora who will only do anal and says that master needs to own his own business before babymaking sex can happen

>> No.18562606

Erotic asphyxiation is one of my guilty pleasures, though there is a very few amount of girls whose necks id like to wrap my hands around. For the most part I like mostly gentle or femdom sex too, it's really weird whenever I feel that need arise.

>> No.18562612

It's not hurting if she does it out of love for you.

>> No.18562623
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Jojo stands

>> No.18562624

is that a jojo reference

>> No.18562633

Monsters WITH stands

>> No.18562655

Monsters stopping criminals by raping them with stands

>> No.18562671
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Anyone got stories to post? I've got a few


>> No.18562681
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>> No.18562697
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>> No.18562708 [DELETED] 

Post pastebin links or nothing you absolute faggot.

>> No.18562713 [DELETED] 
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Let's ignore that /monster/ asshole and instead focus on our own homegrown shit.

>> No.18562720
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Anon now I wanna choke out my large mouse daughter during sex. For some reason I feel that both of us would really get off on that.

>> No.18562723 [DELETED] 

Neck yourself.

>> No.18562730

You aren't him.

>> No.18562744

But anon, I am him.

>> No.18562746

I want to choke a Troll just to see how she reacts.

>> No.18562757

poor girl.

>> No.18562764


>> No.18562782


>> No.18562805

"Oh sweetykins, THIS is how you actually choke someone!"

>> No.18562813

And then she gently grabs your hands and forces you to choke her properly.

>> No.18562839

The big troll hands around yours would be a huge boon.

>> No.18562841
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Cute tiger

>> No.18562874

Would you want your Troll Momster to make you choke her while fucking her roughly as her motherly face twists into a Mizuryu kei style Ahegao?

>> No.18562885

What girls would be best for delinquent anon?

>> No.18562893


>> No.18562904

A straight laced class president. Like a Anubis or Crow Tengu.

>> No.18562907

A sweet loving girl or an even bigger delinquent. Just imagine a Delinquent Anon and a Delinquent Hellhound skipping class to go cuddle behind the bleachers.

>> No.18562924

Oh no she’s adorable!

>> No.18562930

Troll wife is cute wife, even if this fetish in question isn't that great.>>18562924

>> No.18562932

Like I wouldn't fuck her ass like I was trying to breed it.

>> No.18562952

Beware of Vampires that are considered cakes even by their own standards. They're likely to have gallons of their own blood in cold storage, just waiting for the day they can finally have it mixed into their husband's food and drinks.

>> No.18562966
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Alright Anon, I'm willing to make a deal. You can have your waifu, however bending reality is a tricky process and the ways which allow for your waifu to exist are limited. All told I've managed to devise three methods for you to obtain her.

Method 1: everyone's waifus become real via subspace proliferation. However this method is limited as only one copy of each waifu will come into being. In order to get your waifu you must kill everyone else that stakes a claim for her.

Method 2: Your waifu is brought to your reality via quantum direction manipulation. This requires a particularly horrific event to strike your waifu that will permenantly cripple her in either mind, body, or both. (Paralysis, amputations, ptsd, etc. This is up for you to decide as to the method, but it must be brutal enough to veer her off the path from the life should've lived. After living a terrible life filled with unimaginable suffering, she'll eventually become a member of the inter-dimensional exploration crew that will enter the gate and (via a little sabotage) arrive here in your dimension where she will meet you. You will become the light of her life and despite the hardships her disability will bring you'll both live a long happy life.So long as she never finds out what you did to her.

Method 3: I'll bring you your waifu via teleportation. The simplest of the three, I'll just open up a portal to a non-descript dimension and suck her right into it. While it is the easiest,(for you that is) your waifu's journey will be a little more hectic as she'll have to traverse the great cosmic void to get here. She won't be in any danger or anything, in reality it's probably the safest. However during her journey she will witness all manner of forbidden truths and horrific realities. She'll gaze upon the very fabric of existence, learn everything there is to know, and converse with the great old ones on a personal level. While it is indeed the safest, it will warp her mind into an unrecognizable slag heap that can never be repaired. So I'll just wipe it, she'll become a literal child knowing nothing except that you're the world to her, however as a side-effect she will never mentally progress pass the age of 8. Be prepared to take control because she sure as hell can't. Luckily, your children won't be the same way.

>> No.18562973

Impregnating her through her ass actually not impossible would be a great way to show her!

>> No.18562979

Oh man, Robot Devil, what a throwback.

There's nobody else that likes Crow Tengu other then me, So Method one is safe.

>> No.18562981

Hey, I got my tubby alp wife!
You can't lure me in Robot Devil!

>> No.18563001

Method one please, my waifu is 100% unique to me

>> No.18563003

1 because there is a nice plot hole no one knows her

>> No.18563006

Two, cheshire, no legs.

>> No.18563013

All of these feel cruel to her.

>> No.18563030
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>Method 3
But what if my waifu IS a great old one?

>> No.18563033


Anon, just because nobody else would want her normally doesn't mean nobody else would go after her. I myself am the type that goes the path of least resistance. Rather than fight all the others for the more popular ones I'm more than willing to stab the fuck out of you even if I'm barely familiar with her.

>> No.18563035

But on method 1 unless we have as waifu named characters like Miia we're safe.

>> No.18563038

I'd go with option one if I wasn't scared of being killed off by some rando who ended up taking a liking to her after posting stuff of her so much. But also since I'm her husband hopefully she'd side with me if anyone else even tried to stake a claim.

>> No.18563051

Believe me, my waifu wouldn't go for you.

>> No.18563052

Well this begs the question, how does 'claiming' work, Robot Devil-san?

>> No.18563053

How does it feel knowing you did that to her?

>> No.18563065

Kinda sucks but she can teleport and float.
Also lets me carry her when she's tired.

>> No.18563068

Can't I just offer you my soul and sacrifice myself so the rest of anons can have their waifus without drawbacks?

>> No.18563075
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Oh my you're right, it's almost like I'm the fucking robot devil. We're you honestly expecting to sit at a campfire and sing kumbayah?


>> No.18563081

If its a "Only one waifu per species" deal then I might have one one or two guys looking for her. If it's "Each anon gets one of his specific waifu" deal, then I'm safe.

>> No.18563086

>she will witness all manner of forbidden truths and horrific realities. She'll gaze upon the very fabric of existence, learn everything there is to know, and converse with the great old ones on a personal level

>> No.18563087

>Thinking your soul is worth that much

>> No.18563096

Yes, who is allowed to claim a waifu and how? Can the waifu deny one who has claimed?

>> No.18563099

Gonna hug and love that cosmic horror goat.

>> No.18563112

If a waifu can't deny men if she already has a husband she isn't really a waifu at all

>> No.18563114
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>Method 3
Too easy.

>> No.18563115

Well, maybe a group of anons?

>> No.18563118

What's stopping me from repairing my waifus body if they were a automaton or undead?

>> No.18563121

Yeah, this is an easy go for Deep Ones lovers.

>> No.18563130

Yes, 1 is the best choice for true waifufags considering all the loopholes it presents us with.

>> No.18563138

Trying to loophole a "deal with the devil" usually ends with you getting fucked AND not getting what you wanted.

>> No.18563144

>all she says when she gets here is how pleasant it was to catch up with old friends

>> No.18563158

It's not so much a loophole as it is being able to say "I'm already married, find someone else to wet your dick with."

>> No.18563165

I want to bully chub alp by filling her womb with gallons of my cum. That'll show that plump nerd.

>> No.18563166

Even if I have to scuff a bunch of dudes that's fine, the power of true love between me and my waifu won't let anything stop us from having the ultimate dream.

>> No.18563171

Go for it, I'm 100% that will work without issue.

>> No.18563195

Just a small reminder that otoutos belong to their nee-sans.

>> No.18563209


But what if he doesn't have one

>> No.18563213

Is there such a thing as being too old to be an otouto?

>> No.18563215

Nope, you just need an oneesan.

>> No.18563230

I want to get captured by a Jamaican Dark Mage when I go too far into the bayou! I want to her to teach me how to do all sorts of neat voodoo and dark magic!

>> No.18563243

Why do I get the feeling that she's using memes and ironic humor as way of coping with crippling loneliness and constant rejection. If so...then that's kinda sad...

>> No.18563264
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Method one for sure. I might want to kill myself now but I'd kill anyone who tried to touch her, but since she's mine and only mine things should be fine.

>> No.18563269

>she's using memes and ironic humor as way of coping with crippling loneliness and constant rejection
We have so much in common

>> No.18563271


Simple. If a man wants your wife. He can kill you and she will become his. She has no say in this. Basically she's the elderwand from the deathly hallows.

BTW its on a one per species basis.

>> No.18563277

I want to force a loli Lava Golem to help daddy get his rocks off!

>> No.18563280 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself you shitty NTRfag.

>> No.18563281

Of course, that being said, she CAN try to help you kill the challenger. However since there is a good chance you stole your waifu from someone else, that really depends doesn't it?

>> No.18563286

I AM the devil, anon. What did you expect?

>> No.18563289

>hard choice is actually hard

>> No.18563294

>she CAN try to help you kill the challenger
Makes this even better.

>> No.18563297

Aensland has a Welsh accent, yes. The Morrigan/Morrigu are as Irish as they come.

>> No.18563314
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I'll take the mystery box.

>> No.18563338

Mystery box? I don't have a myst- oh actually there was a fourth method I considered to be a bit ... dangerous.... no.. it's too dangerous. You'd have to be a madman to want to try it.

>> No.18563339

You can have a little sister without incest. This isn't the Deep South, you know.

>> No.18563343

2 and hug her all of the time

>> No.18563346

have fun living with the guilt.

>> No.18563347

>This isn't the Deep South, you know.
No, this is worse.

>> No.18563350

we aren't insane buddy we draw the line at close cousins

>> No.18563353

Incest is the rule, not the exception.

>> No.18563356

No such thing

>> No.18563359

I see the start of a sweet romance. Two lost, lonely souls finding each other through the power of meme magic and love. Dammit, someone write a story.

>> No.18563370
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Give'th me the mystery box satan bot.

>> No.18563372


>It's NTR if a guy does it, but if a MG does it to a perfectly happy human couple/family then it's okay. Consequences/morals be damned.
Double standards, am I right?

>> No.18563382

>In the MG world, Deliverance is a romantic comedy.
Yeah, that WOULD be worse...

>> No.18563383

>but if a MG does it to a perfectly happy human couple/family then it's okay.
1. Doesn't happen
2. If it did happen it would not be fucking okay

>> No.18563390

[laugh track]

>> No.18563396
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High Orc gonna make you squeal like a piggy

>> No.18563401


Give me the yandere mystery box you son of a bitch.

>> No.18563402

[Spoiler]B A Z I N G A

>> No.18563405

You're a disgrace to twenty generations of your ancestors.

>> No.18563407

More like I'll make her squeal like one when I slap dat ass or grope them titties.

>> No.18563408

You know what they say about rules though. Perhaps having standards is capital punishment in some realms.

>> No.18563413

I'm tempted to delete it but I think I'll just leave it there a sins a monument to all my

>> No.18563414

>You get your waifu but she is the worst kind of yandere.

>> No.18563423

That's reassuring, especially if KC at some point said the same thing. I've gone in blind to a few stories where it happened. Suffice to say I didn't enjoy them.

>> No.18563425

Time to put down the bottle son.

>> No.18563431

What's the downside to this?

>> No.18563432

>"Paddle faster. I hear tribal drums."

>> No.18563434

Nyet, I've yet to touch the bottle today.
Only thing I'm drunk on is nostolgia and holy shit, how little sense kingdom hearts makes.

>> No.18563445

Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Basically it's interdimensional soul-fusion.
If successful, of which there is a 33.33333333...% chance, your souls will be fused across time and space. You will never physically meet or touch one another, but everything you feel and think will be felt by the other. With practice you could create a shared wonderland which would allow you both to interact with eachother, even if only in an imagined sense. You will never have any children unless you both imagine them. Basically the two of you become a miniature hivemind. On top of that, when one of you dies, the other will feel the pain of your death until they too die, and trust me, it won't be pleasant.

HOWEVER, the problem with this method is that if it fails, you'll basically get to spend the rest of eternity, by which I mean forever and I do mean FOREVER, in what I like to call hell on olympic-level steroids.

Should the fusion fail, both of your minds will be stretched across the entirety of the fabric of space and time, knowing unending agony unlike anything your physical body could possibly comprehend. It's literally so awful, even I couldn't subject the souls of the damned to it. It is literally the most horrific suffering that you could possibly endure. But hey, at least you'll have eachother.

>> No.18563457

>But hey, at least you'll have eachother.

Already better than my current life. I'll take it.

>> No.18563458


>> No.18563461

Possed-chan no!
It is not a good pain!

>> No.18563469

That you're supposed to follow them without question?

>> No.18563477

What if I use Method 2 to make her a yandere?

>> No.18563484

I think it would have to be "breaks your legs because you'd only need them for leaving her" levels of crazy to really qualify as a crippling mental problem.

>> No.18563487

>Suffice to say I didn't enjoy them.
Could I see a couple of these stories for myself to make sure I wouldn't enjoy them either?

>> No.18563509

What girl would feel you up whenever?

Or rather, which girl is the best at it?

>> No.18563517

>possessed waifu that's two girls in one
Not sure if want

>> No.18563521

Grabbing a holst from behind whenever you want and watching her milk come pouring out! Continuing despite her objections but stopping as soon as she gets in the mood!

>> No.18563522

Come on, you get the cute personality and loyalty of a warrior waifu combined with the body shaping powers and wild lust of another!

>> No.18563531

You misunderstood.
As fun as cow teasing is, which girls would tease ME?

>> No.18563537

Sorry, I don't play by the rules. I'm gonna keep things platonic. Nothing's preventing a sister/mom from finding someone. Maybe I already have my eyes on a girl.

>> No.18563539

Cheshires, minos, onis and ogres

>> No.18563543

Well I'm off gentlemen, enjoy having your wives, if you can really call someone you forced to be with you by underhanded means a wife that is, and make sure you keep in mind that suicide is not the answer.

>> No.18563548

But its painless, and brings on many changes!

>> No.18563549
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Don't listen to him. Suicide IS the answer. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

>> No.18563610
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Wait a bloody second 'ere, Ghosts can't be Doctors!

How would they feel up their patient when they just phase through them! I'm onto you phony bologna doktors!

>> No.18563620

I wanna go on missions trips with my dark priest wife!

>> No.18563625

Is the mission to impregnate her?

>> No.18563648
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Of course! We'll "preach" right there in the town square!

>> No.18563664

Then that would be the same as a real pussy

>> No.18563688

No. It smells like Dolphin.

Enjoy the cave.

>> No.18563712

What if my wife forced me?

>> No.18563826

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some girls just like to wears suits, please don't mock them.
Oni's just seem to like them better.

>> No.18563833

Kiki looking sharp in a butler suit and white gloves.

>> No.18563837

Are butler kikis the tomboys of meidos?

>> No.18563840

Jokes on you my waifu is a robot. Her mind is immune to cosmic horrors!

>> No.18563851


You're goddamned straight I'm gonna burn down the thread with no survivors.

>> No.18563858

Yes. Doesn't stop them from being huge teases though, flaunting their huge asses around in tight pants.

>> No.18563871

>Shog gets slightly jealous and tries making herself look like she's in suitpants too
>still hasn't quite figured legs out so she becomes significantly clumsier

>> No.18563880

>The master becomes used to the famliar 'plop' of his shogg 'butler' triping over her legs.

>> No.18563885

I feel like the poor anon who has a big booty tomboy Kikimora would also have a huge titty gyaru Shoggoth if he had both.
And they'd both tease the living hell out of him instead of fighting.

>> No.18563893
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>> No.18563897

Cute beret cat!

>> No.18563899

Did we ever get an update for this?

>> No.18563901

Jokes on you, I find that hot

>> No.18563911
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Dumb purple cat

>> No.18563919

Meming purple cat.
Cute cat.
Would get her to live up to the cuddle cat meme

>> No.18563937

Cheshires are 100% the kind of girl to wake up their charge with a blowjob every day until they succumb to Wonderland's rules and fuck the Cheshire.
>Anon wakes up on his first day trapped in this strange realm in an inn he and the odd catgirl who's been guiding him stopped at when it started raining.
>As his senses return he feels a warm wetness around his dick and a continuous GLUK-GLUK-GLUK noise.
>As he pulls back his sheets he sees his Cheshire guide greedily sucking his dick.
>"Mmmmm~ Mmmmmph~ Mmm? MM-phwa! Hi Anon! Ready for another day of adventure through Wonderland? Oh I just HAVE to show you this amazing theme park that opened up recently! We're gonna have so much lewd fun~! Just let me finish this big hard thing off first~"
>Before he can protest she wraps her arms around his waist and gets back to happily deepthroating him.
Be honest, how long would it take you to snap and ram it into her baby making hole?

>> No.18563973

Would you pronebone a lazy cuddlecat tier Cheshire as she smugly grins and ahegaos with every load you pump into her?

>> No.18563985

If your cat doesn't end sex with this face, you've not done it right.

>> No.18563994

Oh I'm ramming it into her, but the babymaker isn't getting touched. She can't have such a lewd ass and expect me not to use it.

>> No.18563996

Yes, yes I would.
Would even take meme substances to leave her meme filled.

>> No.18564010

Unless she’s been really bad at this whole guide thing we’re not even going to make it out of the room.

>> No.18564021
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How do Yeti doctors stop themselves from feeling up their patients? How do any MG doctors restrain themselves?

>> No.18564036

Professionalism and being married.

>> No.18564065

I've finally got around to finishing my MG pastebin aggregator. It only displays the latest 30 published/updated stories for now, but I hope to add filters and the possibility of browsing older records. Let me know what you think.


>> No.18564074
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>You will never get a nursing hand job from nurse yeti after you break your arm

>> No.18564075

But anon, not impregnating your new wife isn't right!

But what if she really wants to show you that park anon? It's a Wonderland park so of course there'll be plenty of opportunities to fuck like rabbits during the rides.

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Wow, that's actually really fuckin' neat.

>> No.18564115

Nice, good work.

>> No.18564117

Really useful if you want to see any stories you missed.

>> No.18564120

.moe is pretty expensive as far as TLDs go, but I couldn't have it any other way. Scheduledogs deserve the best

Thanks, appreciate it!

>> No.18564230

Method 3 Titanias are already weak minded to begin with.

>> No.18564237

>Why anubis.moe?
>Because she's best girl, obviously.

>> No.18564269

I'm sure humans and monster girls have separate hospitals

>> No.18564275
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You know it mate.

>> No.18564290

>Waifu is a shoggoth
Method 3 won't do jack shit to her mind so this is an obvious answer

>> No.18564310

It's not the warping itself, it's the wipe performed by the devilman that causes the outcome.
And you don't get to say no.

>> No.18564311

The picture you're using for the header is kinda poorly cut out, it could use some antialiasing and a 1px inward glow or something to make it look less sharp and jagged against the background.

>> No.18564318

Yeah, it's pretty bad, but it's the best I could get out of paint.net. Image manipulation isn't my forte. If you have any tips, I'd appreciate it.

>> No.18564354

>wiping the mind of a Chaos girl
That's nothing special though.That's like, Wednesday for them.
Especially Flayers, who now that I think about it, could fix the mind wipe themselves anyway.

>> No.18564375

Weasel all you want, you now have a loli-mind shog.

>> No.18564409

The ability to browse older records would be really nice.

>> No.18564414


>> No.18564443

It's like a mindflayer but without morals or ethics.

>> No.18564458

So a Mindflayer.

>> No.18564496

Why don't shogs just rape their master?

>> No.18564507
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Doromes are cute

>> No.18564508

He's too cute to rape.

>> No.18564511
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Take it back, they have good intentions.
Shogs personalities change to suit their masters so if he wanted to be raped, she would rape.

>> No.18564520

How does she keep her sweater so clean?

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>> No.18564534

What the hell is that?

>> No.18564536

I'm looking, sweetie. I'm looking.

>> No.18564541
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What's your favorite disposition tag?
I'm a pretty big fan of "Devoted" myself.

>> No.18564542
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>tfw no lewd momster who wakes you up by vigorously deepthroating your massive morning wood

>> No.18564543

Just a few more days, at least. I want to take things slow and really savor this.

>> No.18564547

Minor magic that's not worth naming. Basically cantrips for cleaning things, or boiling water, or animating a pen to write for you. It's why Mages always have perfect hair and makeup.

>> No.18564549

But she's just a big puddle of mud!

>> No.18564560

Well if she has full control of all her mud, then she probably just makes sure none soaks into the fibers.

>> No.18564564

Here these might work better
It's one of those things you gotta clean up by hand at 8x zoom.

Paint.net is a pretty alright program for drawing but you might want to pirate a dedicated image manipulation program like photoshop or fireworks. Even if you don't do stuff like this very often it's nice to have access to the right tools.

>> No.18564569
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special thanks to a cold anubis boy for helping me with this drawing

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>> No.18564608
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>If a Unicorn has sex with a non-virgin or if her husband cheats on her

How is it even possible for a bicorn to exist with mamonobama rules and a unicorn's disposition?

>> No.18564614

Simple! Simple girls are the best.

>> No.18564622
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Yes! Simple is best!

>> No.18564627

Cute Hellhound! I wonder if lingerie/clothing they wear would get covered in soot. It would at the very least sleep smokey.

>> No.18564633
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Funny how there's only a single species with that one.
But I'm guessing you knew that.

>> No.18564647

Those look great! Thanks so much anon. I will look into getting myself something nicer for edits.

If you don't mind a super early version, you can try it here:


>> No.18564654
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Gloomy, because I'm all about the old gothic aesthetic. I would live in an Undead demon realm with plenty of gloomy babes.

>> No.18564672

>Anon is a 20+ years old kissless virgin
>He meets a Unicorn and they marry after a few weeks of dating
>They move into a green demon realm
>Not even a year later he falls in love with a Succubus
>Then with a Lamia, then with a Moth, then with a Redcap ,etc...
>Turns out he was a complete slut all along
>He was a virgin solely because human girls wouldn't give him the time of the day

>> No.18564701


But when you marry a monster the energy you give off changes that lets others know you're taken, and monster wives then usually use charms spells and everything in their power to keep you loyal

>> No.18564727

These things aren't enough to get in the way of love.
If a married man falls in love with a monster girl he will marry her too and end up with 2 wives.
If a monster girl was in love with a man who then got married to another woman she will still marry him.
You can't get raped or convince a monster girl to have a one-nighter with you if you're married, but if you truly love her you will be able to marry her even if you're married to a Shirohebi who cursed you over and over again to the point that monster girls are afraid of being near you.

>> No.18564743
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Simple zombie wives and wights pretending to be zombies for their husbands a cute! CUTE!

>> No.18564750

If you're going by MGE rules then harems only really occur when multiple monsters fall for a guy at once and they all imprint on him.

>> No.18564752

Isn’t that the plot of a manga? He’s atrocious to human women but he movies to a shrine where monster girls live and they find him irresistible?

>> No.18564763


B-but that's immoral anon!

>> No.18564765

We all know how common it is for a man to want to play with a monstergirl's nipples, but what is your opinion on a monstergirl wanting to play with your nipples?

>> No.18564767

Almost as cute as a sharp eared girl being enthralled with rounded ears.

>> No.18564771

Do want anon, especially when my waifu is domming me or if we're doing tandem bondage.

>> No.18564773

This is why I would want the blessing of Eros. There are many many many species I enjoy, but I only want one waifu for laifu and can’t handle more than one. I would want some sort of sign, “yes, she’s the one”

>> No.18564775

Our ears are pretty fun to play with. It’s like a maze with a dingly part that’s either attached or not.

>> No.18564781

No, that's almost as gay as pegging.

>> No.18564783

Is that even an objectionable thing?

>> No.18564792


>> No.18564795


Jubjubs, mice, zombies, all the simple girls are the greatest!

>> No.18564804

MGE has a lot of room for interpretation. Knowing the spirit of the setting and how good ends are a given it feels only natural that you'd be able to marry multiple wives if you fall in love with them.
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are multiples answers.

I don't know about it, but it sounds great.
>He can't even the number of a 2/10 human woman back in his hometown
>A dozen of 11/10 monster girls want his dick in the shrine

Eros would definitely help differentiate you're one true love with any fleeting moment of love you might have for all the great species out there.
You'd see a Wight that perfectly suits your tastes and has the personality to match, but before you start thinking about her romantically you'd remember just how much you love your wife and then immediately forget about that Wight.

>> No.18564812

I'm imagining the me and my demonfu's first meeting as kids would involve her playfully wrestling me to the ground while teasing my ears.
When we're both adults she'd be upset that I'm taller than her and she can't do that anymore.

>> No.18564829

I'm sure she could if she really wanted to anon.

>> No.18564833

As much as she actually dominates me in the bedroom, she physically can't cover me with her whole body like she used to.
She's 5' 1" I'm 5' 9"

>> No.18564834

It's more for the, "is this girl the one, or do I keep searching" initial hunt. I feel like once I married her, I wouldn't have any trouble not looking at other girls. Basically, I like 20 out of the 31 flavors of ice cream available. I just need someone to tell me "that's a good flavor, you'll enjoy it more than any others". Once I get my scoop, I know I'll enjoy it no matter what, I just want the one.

>> No.18564842

That's a comfy height difference there, short dommy girls are really nice!

>> No.18564845

Potions my dude.

>> No.18564856

No worries. A Cupid will shoot you and your one true love before you become a dense harem protagonist.

>> No.18564860

I specifically like the idea of that height because it lets me rest my head between her horns while she sits on my lap.

But it's not the same to her anon. It's just not the same.

>> No.18564862

Dibs on the cupid herself.

>> No.18564867

That's pretty cute anon! Just don't get stuck.

>> No.18564877

ChildhoodFriendDemonfag and his wife are cute! CUTE!

>> No.18564878

What about shortstack powerbottoms? Their small size combined with their goading would make you want to breed the fuck out of them.

>> No.18564888

Nerdy question!
Cupids have the power to generate great love. Does that make them Star Sapphires?
Are Ushi-Oni and Manticores Yellow Lanterns because they can cause great fearboners?
Is there a Hope Kobold?

>> No.18564898

Kobolds are the useless but popular mascot.

>> No.18564902

Anon that is racist!

>> No.18564907

It’s true!

>> No.18564913

Kobolds are not useless, they're half of the defences required to ward off snipers.

>> No.18564941 [SPOILER] 
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Monsters shouldn't be allowed to have rings

>> No.18564950

It'd probably take a few tries to get it down, but that's what horn padding is for.

Comfy and lewd in equal measures is the dream man.

>> No.18564951

>Gee, how come the Source lets you have TWO rings?
>Mamanobama, son!
I'm going to make her white, just you watch.

>> No.18564961

>Star Sapphire Love
>Orange Lantern Greed
Anon, that's how you make an avatar of pure lust. God help whatever poor soul she sets her sights on, because that is the ultimate Snu-Snu Yandere.

>> No.18564977

>This dick is mine, and mine and mine
>And mine and mine, not yours, but always MINE
And then she encases you both in a crystal cocoon to let the lovin' begin.

>> No.18565009

If you had the chance to work on a Theme Park for monstergirls, what kind of rides you you make?

>> No.18565017

Ones they could ride on.

>> No.18565088

A really large haunted house with lots of blind spots to bang in.

>> No.18565093

I'd make one of those impossible coin pushers for Dragons. I'd make so much money off of them and their husbands/boyfriends.
Less manipulatively, I'd make a funhouse with mirrors for monstergirls like trolls that might be sensitive about their proportions. A way to make them look in a mirror and see themselves the way they want to.

>> No.18565166

>Riding machines
>Riding machines everywhere!
>Multiple penetration riding machines!
>Something like those punch strength tests but for blowjob technique
>Endurance testers that ream the user with a dildo faster and faster until she cums
>Elasticity testers that ream the user with bigger and bigger dildos until it won't fit anymore
Of course there'd be a public scoreboard.

>> No.18565189

This lady needs a hot shower.

>> No.18565228

>House of mirrors with dozens of enchanted mirrors
>Each mirror shows the mg how she'd look if she had whatever body type.
>Loli mirror, musclemonster mirror, chubby shortstack mirror, etc.
>Last mirror in the house shows her what body type her husband loves most
>Just a regular mirror.

>> No.18565238
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Maybe a historical theme park,for Monsters who want to learn about Human History.

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>> No.18565246

You mean a NERD park for NERDS.

>> No.18565251

>Crow Tengus and Anubi trying to molest the costumed staff

>> No.18565275

>tfw you're dressed as an Ancient Egyptian scribe and a lusty Anubis grabs your crotch with a big fluffy paw.

It's important to stay in character, even in these situations.

>> No.18565293

Is it worse if the Anubis is a loli schoolgirl or a depraved CC?

>> No.18565305

>Working in the Chinese sector when a red faced Tengu approaches you
>"D-Did you know in Taoism cunnilingus is thought to extend your life and promote health?"
>"I ju-just thought it was interesting and most people want to live longer so I thought it would be a good joke"
>"Sorry if you didn't find it funny"

>> No.18565322

I'm going to tell her sexual harassment is a crime and lead her into the back room where I'll eat her cloaca until she fucking cries

>> No.18565356

>Grab her by the shoulder and tell her this behavior isn't appropriate and lead her to a back room for punishment.
>As she squirms in her seat and looks away, you lean in and whisper for her punishment, she's not leaving until she adds five years to your life.
>Then you relentlessly assault her with your tongue until she can't take anymore.

>> No.18565562

A depraved CC is fine, a loli is not okay.

>> No.18565567
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Greenworms are all well and good but let's not forget about Red Admirals.

>> No.18565597
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Why do Tanukis have such large boobies?
I want to paizuri some brush-tail milkers.

>> No.18565607
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I wonder how griffins teach their kids?

>> No.18565628

They use those fat deposits to distract men to get them to sign papers they would otherwise read and discard.
Oral fixations in young girls lead to fellatio finesse!

>> No.18565655

>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together,
Yeah, it seems pretty easy to get a harem in mge. Most monsters recognize a man as their husband through sex but since they are very romantic and lusty it could happen if you started it. It's one of those things you have control off unless the girl is a basilisk that accidentally looks at you or something like a sally who felt too good while fighting and I guess maybe if you were their perfect type of men and it was love at first sight.

>> No.18565708

>Two Shoggoths share a master
>As they replace more and more of his home and belongings, both their bodies and minds start to meld together
>One Shoggoth with two bodies shares a master with herself

>> No.18565975

Titanic tanuki titties titilate me

>> No.18566025

You guys ever just feel empty inside? The only time i feel alive is when i commission something.

>> No.18566066

If I can't have love I'll have things, huh? Don't worry about that existential dread my man, it's just a symptom of living in a materialistic world.
Portals soon

>> No.18566100

You know what you need to do then? Commission more!

>> No.18566108
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So cute.

>> No.18566126

This is how anon wins the heart of a loli

>> No.18566216 [SPOILER] 
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Consider the following.

Surrender to the might of Undead Kingdom!

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>This kills the meido.

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>> No.18566260

I kinda sympathize anon, except for the feeling dead inside part. But I do know that commissioning high, and it hurts anon. I'm gonna be saving up for a bit so I can go on a personal endeavor, and just knowing that the money I could be using for me mice isn't going to them eats at me

>> No.18566261

Be glad you were born in the golden age of consumerism. Humans have never had it this good.

>> No.18566283
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But I already did.

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>> No.18566446

My surrender has conditions: I want a wight, a lich, or a jiang shi!

>> No.18566471

I want to get pinned to a wall by that big horse booty

>> No.18566473

I often only feel hate for 3Ds.

>> No.18566541
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Oni ga Deru ka Ja ga Deru ka

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>> No.18566612

What sort of extracurricular activities would your daughterus be interested in anons?

Friendly reminder that they won't get in to good universities without good extracurriculars!

>> No.18566617

I’m conflicted with this manga. On the one hand, the dude has a bunch of girls that want to love him and get he refuses. On the other hand, he’s been told by girls that he’s disgusting and he stinks for 16 years so of course he’s going to be skeptical of any girls saying they like him.

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>> No.18566623 [DELETED] 

Does being daddy's little cunny slave count?

>> No.18566631 [DELETED] 

That’s just a hobby, so no.

>> No.18566635
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Biking, fishing, hiking, sailing, and sports. She's a real outdoorsy tomboy type.
She's a terrible meido, unlike her mother.

>> No.18566640

My daughteru would play tennis!

>> No.18566644

I will marry your daughter, dude. Just you wait!

>> No.18566647

My waifu wouldn't be able to have daughterus.

>> No.18566648
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My large mouse daughter would be a track n' field star! She would also be part of the theater crew too, though she isn't very good at that. She'd also probably get tutored occasionally after school too cause of how mediocre her grades would be. As for my dormouse, she'd be part of the going home club. Working on her cosplay stuff, drawing, and singing take up all her free time when she isn't sleeping.

>> No.18566651

I have no problem with this because I don't dick the daughteru.

>> No.18566662

Misread that as
>She'd also probably get tortured occasionally after school too cause of how mediocre her grades would be.
Very different implications.

>> No.18566670 [DELETED] 

>replying to it

>> No.18566684

Cooking club and wrestling team.
Her moms weirded out a bit that her daughter cooks so well.

>> No.18566689

I don't know if you meant this in a sexual way or not but the thought of a large mouse being force feed fake cheese as punishment for getting a F on a test made me giggle like an idiot

>> No.18566712

I imagine she'd be really into Future Farmers of America and Home ec.

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>> No.18566724

Feels bad.

>> No.18566739

Is it racist to think that most Kobolds would be good at tennis?

>> No.18566777

Probably a little bit anon, I don't think the fact that my daughteru is a Kobold makes her better at tennis. Sure it's a little stereotypical, but that's just the way things happened in my head.

>> No.18566827

I can't remember any notable titles off the top of my head.

>> No.18566890

This one's dressed for tail brushing followed by baby making.

>> No.18566945

That's silly, they'd be terrible at tennis because paws and also because you're not supposed to catch the ball. Rugby or American football though...

>> No.18566990

I want to teach a team of little loli Kobolds how to play rugby!

>> No.18567012

I wonder what kind of traditional dances and songs the MGE world has? If Lescatie had its own version of Lord of the Dance, I'd buy a ticket.

>> No.18567025

I want to teach a team of loli Kobolds how to "Dog Pile" coach.

>> No.18567052

Oh, I'm sure they'd make tennis rackets for girls with paws anon. And yes, my daughteru would need some very thorough training and practice to keep her focus on the game, but that'd be something I'd be more than happy to help her with!

>> No.18567054

>The Puppy Bowl, but it’s Kobold daughters

>> No.18567077

My heart isn't prepared for this.

>> No.18567095

Ear tape. So much ear tape.

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>> No.18567104

That would look silly anon, just let them wear headbands or modified earmuffs or something.

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Ear injuries are very common in certain sports.

>> No.18567110

>They’re all orphans looking for someone to adopt and love them.
Dicking them is heavily discouraged. They are looking for a home and a family to love, not a husband.

>> No.18567112

She'd plant a whole forest of trees while taking care of her rare flowers and treasures. I'm sure she'd be quite the wonderful archaeologist.

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>> No.18567123

Does that mean there is grown up version where CC Kobolds play with each other on tv in the hopes of finding a husband? The Bitch Bowl might be the next big thing.

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Fluff rugby needs to get banned.

>> No.18567153

>The Bitch Bowl
I'd watch the hell out of that, it'd be lewdcute.

>> No.18567155

You can't tell me what to do!

>> No.18567163

Sounds realistic to me, except for the 'having a bunch of girls/anyone loving you' part.

>> No.18567174

What kind of things would they do to entice a husband? I’m imagining a series of games to show the variety of skills they each possesses. Everything from playing ball like when they were little to a cooking competition to a poker match to athletic competitions.

>> No.18567190

Nah, that's just her normal pajamas. Monstergirls are weird like that.

>> No.18567193

Friendly reminder that the only good part of the Bitch Bowl is the tail wagging competition.

>> No.18567201

It's not weird, it's just sexy like all the monsters.

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It's even better in the Kitsune ripoff series when they fall over from wagging too hard.

>> No.18567206

I feel a little ashamed that I haven't even thought about that. I haven't even put much thought into what my waifu's hobbies would be.

>> No.18567230

You've now gone beyond sports, which was the original premise. I was just imagining wans in lingerie playing football on a regulatory muddy field. Wrestling would be encouraged, post-game interviews would be done in the showers and touchdown dances would be adorable.

>> No.18567233

I didn't thought about it much either. They all came to me naturally while I was thinking about spending time with her.

>> No.18567236

Brushes and baby making every night, then. Works for me.

>> No.18567244

Like I said, that's just a normal night for a married kitsune.

>> No.18567250

How long have you been with your waifu anon?

>> No.18567252

Nine tails, XX daughters. The more tails she has, the longer the precoital foreplay.

>> No.18567263

Not very long, because she's only recently come out of the stage where she was nothing more than a vague concept of someone who loves me.

>> No.18567271

That's just fine then anon. Don't force anything, all will come in due time.

>> No.18567281

>anon on his first steps to a tulpa

>> No.18567316

I just hope he's working in his image of Jackie Chan too.

>> No.18567327

Isn’t that that thing over in /trash/ where you give yourself multiple personality disorder?

>> No.18567381

It's on /x/ I think.

>> No.18567390

I want to find the legendary hammer of meownyaa

>> No.18567417

Such big ears! I want to touch them!

>> No.18567462

Be careful! She's going to be really sensitive after thinking about ear injuries!

>> No.18567553

>lewd, but the good kind of lewd. I love girls that do that.

>> No.18567574

Theres a monstergirl setting with tulpa as an actual physical girl

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ITt was on /x/ then it went to /mlp/ for some reason, don't know where it went after that though.

I know this because I have an anubis and lizard girl tulpa Pic related.

>> No.18567607

I want to cum in a Ryu.
I want to cum in her sister, too.

>> No.18567616

No, Anon. If you do you'll cause another great flood and kill all of us. We won't have time to build an ark.

>> No.18567617

I hope they turn on you.

>> No.18567622

So how it feels having a tulpa? What do you do with them?

>> No.18567628

I enjoy the rain so water wurm is comfy

>> No.18567641

Most of the time they bug me to be productive and stop smoking. It's actually kind of stress-inducing but it's nice having someone to converse with when I feel sad. The weird part is they're actually really sexual and to be honest it feels weird that I'm literally coming on to myself.

They didn't actually start out as MGE girls, originally the one from my first post was just a black-haired holo. Dark skin came later. That's a very old commission I made years ago.

>> No.18567642

Being a male idol for monster girls is tough business. You're constantly a step away from being bitten by a venomous fan or bought out by some creepy rich old CC.

>> No.18567647

>Not wanting to be felt up by a rich wight after your new manager schedules a "fan event."

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>> No.18567653

Get help.

>> No.18567669

That kind of fan event always ends up with a dried up boy whose purity and dreams got crushed.

>> No.18567673

It's not like I can't just get rid of them anon.
Killing a tulpa is very easy.
Its just not something I'd do lightly, the sexual thing isn't even that bad.

>> No.18567687

Sounds fun, how long did it take you to make them?

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>> No.18567727

Roxanne took about 3 days to achieve sentience, but she's a special case. Cheryl came along 9 months later. Her birthday, if one can really call it that, is actually on the 23rd of this month. She'll be 4 this year.

If you're considering making a tulpa I must urge you not to do it lightly, and definitely don't make one with the intent of just having sex with it. If you play with fire, you will get burned.

>> No.18567750

I'm just answering questions, anon. There is no need to be ass-blasted over something so small.

Although I will admit that the tulpa community is a fucking garbage fire.

>> No.18567759

>3 days to achieve sentience
I don't believe you.

>> No.18567768

That's why I said she was a special case. All I know is that I heard her voice the first time after I woke up from a nap. It was just first contact, but it felt pretty close to sentience based on the intensity of the experience.

>> No.18567771

I’m not upset, it just has nothing to do with this thread and should be talked about elsewhere. It looks like someone is though judging by some of the comments.

>> No.18567784

If you want to complain, I'll cum in every hole.
I shouldn't need to explain how the weather will then take its toll.

>> No.18567795

Fine, I'll just stop answering questions.

>> No.18567817

But anon, her skin has thousands of pores!

>> No.18567826

How does one make a matchless succubus masochistic?

>> No.18567843

Give her a lighter instead.

>> No.18567846

A pore's not a hole, you pedantic troll.
At least not for the purpose of this discussion. I'm talking about her mouth, pussy and ass, and I intend to leave her blushin'.

>> No.18567861

What about ear holes or nostrils?

>> No.18567872

>pedantic troll
I want to see a troll wearing square frame glasses and holding a dictionary in a blouse and a prudish skirt that still shows off her booty.

>> No.18567887

It well know that the more prudish and conservatively a monster dresses the more erotic her body becomes.

>> No.18567892

And urethra!

>> No.18567893

My last post was pretty specific, these questions are beginning to become somnific.

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I’m sorry to hear that anon. Did it hurt? I hope you can get meds for that.

>> No.18567930

I don't need purity and my dream is a wight sugar momma. I win.

What could a troll wear that wouldn't showcase dat ass? I feel like that and their smell are two things they'd be self-conscious about, at least if the profile girl's build is common among trolls.

>> No.18567942

What MGs frequent the tavern at that quaint fishing village?

>> No.18567957

Depends on whether or not the bar is connected to the wharf letting some of the aquatic girls swim up.

>> No.18567965

Help! I accidentally caught a elf in my rabbit trap and now she won't stop following me!

>> No.18567970

Maybe it thinks it’s a rabbit? What happens if you give it a carrot?

>> No.18567997

>Shaking hands with your fans at an event.
>Plenty of "Thank you for supporting me "' and "Please look forward to my future songs" and "You're that much of a fan? I'm impressed"
>Finally nearing the end when an Oomukade crawls up to you and mutters how's she finally got to meet you and grabs your hand.
>You feel a sticky film over her fingers, and with who heavily she's breathing and whispering to herself, you can guess what it is.

>> No.18568015

It means sleep inducing, and with your dull wits, that's all you'll be producing.

>> No.18568025

So when did the Cheshire curse you to rhyme? Are you like this all the time?

Oh shit it's contagious HELP ME

>> No.18568034

Tickle her palm

>> No.18568036

why does this turn me on? Is it wrong that I'd invite her to dinner?

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Ooh ooh! Let me try!

That was so mean what anon said! I’m so mad I’m turning orange!

>> No.18568061

Ganbatte, Wurm-chan.

>> No.18568064

I haven't been cursed, that slutty cat owes me way too much money to do that. Speaking of, I have yet to be reimbursed. Damn cat.

>> No.18568070

Cheshire curses are the breast. ....shit one's cursed me to always make a fruedian fat cat ass.
>"C-can I have s-s-some of your hair Anon?"

>> No.18568081


You're not smart enough to rhyme with us rookie, but take solace in knowing that C is for Cookie!

>> No.18568099

Oh god, is this what MG Tourette's sounds like?
>"So I went to the store the THROBBING TURGID COCKS because they had a sale on eggs, but REVERSE MATING PRESS they ran out in like thirty CUMFLATED HAREM seconds. Can you believe that?"
At least her hatter friend would think she's normal.

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>new book translations fucking never

>> No.18568107

....That last one is a goal I know want to achieve

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At least I don’t have a stupid purple cat messing with how I talk. Ufufufu~

>> No.18568151

I want a Mad Hatter edit of that “I completely understand (doesn’t get it at all)” image

>> No.18568155

Super Wurm please.


>> No.18568192

>Status in country of origin: 5 volumes (complete)
>Completely scanlated: no
Fuck this gay earth

>> No.18568258

Surprise, anon!

Your waifu has locked your dick away in a nice, tight chastity cage until you've given her one orgasm for every year she's been alive! How many do you owe her, and how will you go about paying off the debt without access to your dick?

If you aren't able to pay off the debt in 10 days, you will have to repeat the challenge again in a week.

>> No.18568271

>centuries old undead
Oh come on, this is unfair.

>> No.18568278


>> No.18568283

This. My waifu wouldn't do this to me.

>> No.18568292

>Kobold waifu is a few months younger than me
That's 2.4 orgasms a day, this is easy mode anon! Do I get bonus points for finishing early?

>> No.18568325

Divorce. Two can play at denial.

>> No.18568328

I'm turning it around on her. Lets see how long she can go without my semen before she breaks and just unlocks the thing.

>> No.18568332

>eldritch waifu from beyond time

Within five minutes I will be perpetually screaming "What the fuck did I do wrong THIS time?!?!"

>> No.18568343


Strategically place porn throughout the house and take two weeks off. If there's any porn we made together, exclusively that. Take a small, spontaneous vacation away from the home without telling her. Doesn't matter what or whereto so long as she doesn't know where you are. Fishing, camping, ski resort, music festival, LAN party at your highschool buddy's house, whatever works. Replace your voicemail on your cellphone whit sounds of you moaning, maybe a "I'm gonna cum" in there for good measure. DO NOT answer the cell phone no matter what. Come home with flowers and chocolates completely unannounced. Get tackled to the floor from the front door as a flustered, hysteric, sexually unsatisfied waifu struggles to remove your chastity belt with her bare hands. f possible, remain smug throughout the ensuing high impact sexual that's about to occur for bonus points. However, it will not be marked against you if you are unable to remain anything besides an exhausted ahegaoing mess from the mind blowing make-up sex.

>> No.18568348

A simple waif could never do this.

>> No.18568351

I'm too stubborn to give in, so let's see how long she can go without my dick. I guarantee that I'll be able to outlast her. In fact I may even steal the key myself, so she has panic attack when she finally gives in. But, realistically there's no way she do this to me.

>> No.18568358

I'm so proud of you guys, only one degenerate response, we're making real progress!

>> No.18568365

So I have to give a dragon 20 orgasms? It's not that hard, I'd just engrave most of her body with pleasure runes while she's distracted, violently touch her tail and lick that pussy until she was down.

After that I'd keep the runes on her and I'd make her cum over and over again just from slapping and fingering her ass. Maybe I'd put a leash on her too.

>> No.18568371

>20yo dragon
Toddlercon is wrong, anon.

>> No.18568375

She's not technically alive though.

>> No.18568400

I want to play Wonderland Cookie Roulette!

>> No.18568407

If she has oppai, it’s time to try

>> No.18568409

That's how you end up temporarily alped into a cheshire and molested by the monsters you were playing with.

>> No.18568411

They're all loaded, of course...and all Oatmeal Rasin.

>> No.18568415

These are the best answers.

>> No.18568416

I'd rather not give my thoughts on this.
Oh god no!

>> No.18568425
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>>eldritch waifu from beyond time

>> No.18568433

>I'd rather not give my thoughts on this.
Smart move. It's degenerate after all, most the cookies would be with it being wonderland.

Although there might be some ones with silly effects, like those candies in the doujin that made it rain.

>> No.18568439

I think I'd prefer the sexy effects ones.

>> No.18568464

I’d rather play that with my wife

>> No.18568479

Any movement on world guide side 2?

>> No.18568505

Several copies have completed a fractional orbit around the sun since last you checked.

>> No.18568518

>Dorome looks horrified as you describe the thing her Cheshire friend told her to buy for you
>”Oh no!!! Hubby no! Hubby’s thing should be free and happy, not locked up! I so sorry Hubby!!! I make your thing feel real good now instead~!”

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Would a demon still love me even if I had shitty hand-writing? Would she teach me proper penmanship?

>> No.18568536

Dose undead count? If so, about 800. If not. About 20.

>> No.18568545

She'd find it cute.

>> No.18568547

A drop of blood is considered valid. So you're all good.

>> No.18568553

There are full scans up. So 40 years in the future when that one google thing that auto detects different languages and translates them through your camera is working good you can get it then

>> No.18568558

I doubt demons would care; contract signatures are all about heart, anyway. Also, I now have this image of demons doing fortune telling using signatures, especially younger ones with boys they like. Now, sidhes and takus might be sticklers.

>> No.18568563

It doesn't matter if your handwriting is bad or good anon. All that matters to her is that it's yours.

>> No.18568577
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>Over a thousand years ago a Kitsune was born in a small village
>She grew up among accepting humans and people of her kind
>She loved life, everything was new and interesting to her
>As decades passed she saw the world around her twist and change
>Humans she knew and cared for died as new ones who rejected her were born
>She found temporary comfort in the Kitsunes who didn't and wouldn't change
>It's only after spending decades playing mahjong and chatting with them that she grew sick of them
>Eventually she began to thirst for a new place she could call 'Home'
>She spent the next centuries wandering all over the continents
>No matter where she went it was always the same
>The first year would intrigue her and give her a slimmer of hope
>The second would worry her and make her reconsider
>The third would scar her and cause her to leave
>This cycle repeated over and over again until she finally decided to live the rest of her existence secluded
>Many people tried to disturb her peace and she cursed every single one of them
>It was already too late before she could realize it, she had become a cursed being herself
>The repeated use of the magic caused flames of calamity to be ever present around her
>She didn't even need to curse people who approached her for them to be afflicted with disasters
>After a certain number of generations humans finally learned not to come close to her
>All of them except a certain young man whose persistence was only equal to his stupidity
>He'd come to just stare at her for hours on end and leave without a word or action
>Each time he'd come back hurt, sick, wounded, robbed, empty, etc...
>Perhaps he did not realize that all his misfortunes were caused by his visiting her
>Or perhaps he was fully aware of it but was willing to endure it all just to watch an old fox play mahjong by herself
>One day the Ktisune walked over to the barely hidden spot where he would watch her from
>He did not look scared nor did he attempt to run away
>After a moment of silence she spoke:
>"Would you care for a game?"

>> No.18568586

What does a Titania's homemade cookies taste like?

>> No.18568592

>”Oho, a young traveling man, so handsome! Dare he ask for a reading from his signature from my crystal ball?”
>”Legionna, I know that’s you, your accent is really fake.”
>”Aww cmon anon, just sign it already! Pleeeeeeease?”

>> No.18568617

My mother's No-Bake cookies. No question.

>> No.18568624

Sweet and milky since she started using her boobies like Anon suggested to make the milk!

>> No.18568625

>[X] Good End(?)

>> No.18568632

I suggested no such thing!

>> No.18568636

Anon please, I'm pretty young too and she's already responsible for her actions!

>> No.18568642

>”You didn’t? Huh! Oh, it must have been a dream then! Matane~~~”

>> No.18568649

I want to choke and irrumate my cute Onee-san!

>> No.18568656

It was that fucking demon again I bet. Damn her for corrupting my nee-san.

>> No.18568677

>Slathessha the Blackened giggles from the window and poofs away in a cloud of brimstone
>Titani-nee happily waves
>”Bye bye Slathy-chan! Thank you for the underwear!”
>it’s then you see the outline of your nee-san’s undergarments

>> No.18568694

Please do not corrupt the cute onee-chan.

>> No.18568699

I want to turn a nun into a Succubus.

>> No.18568708

But she’s still as cute as ever! She just wears a cute g-string bikini around the house now and her boobs are a cute two cups bigger and she makes more cute noises while she deepthroats you cutely!

>> No.18568709

Oh anon, she was always lewd.
It's just she's a more innocent kind of lewd.

>> No.18568710

>"Otouto, could you help milk Onee-chan My boobies are too big to do it myself."
>she puts a bucket down and hangs her huge breasts over it, putting her hands on your shoulders for stability
>she smiles at you innocently as she waits for you to milk her like a cow
My titania onee-chan can't possibly be this lewdpure

>> No.18568720

I suppose I could deal with it as long as she still makes me those little cakes.
Oh my.

>> No.18568743

Truly this is why Titania is best. I’d do it but couldn’t resist whipping my dick out and pushing it between those mounds of milkflesh.

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Reminder to watch your surroundings, trust no one including even the little ones

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It feels so natural.

>> No.18568840

Well, I can always count on myself.

>> No.18568844
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They knew what they were doing when they accepted brown blondes as nuns. Everybody knows that they're lewd.

Pale blondes on the other hand are pure as snow, which is why I want to corrupt one into my succuwife.

>> No.18568849

>Please blondes are pure
Elves say hi.

>> No.18568869

Around elves
Stock shelves

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Yan = purity

>> No.18568880

Dare I ask for source?

>The captured Order Nun starts off reluctant as anon is doped up with all sorts of demon realm stimulants so he goes wild and violates her massive tits.
>By the end she's vigorously pumping him dry while letting anon use her new horns as handlebars to force her to deepthroat him during paizuri.

>> No.18568881

>"Oh Fallen God, please let this big cock knock me up and make me it's slave. Amen."

>> No.18568906

>"Well well, a human's come stumbling into our forest. How... interesting~"
>"Here's how this is going to work you filthy ape. I'm going to give you an hour to hide. If you can evade me and my sisters fro the next five hours We'll let you go. If not then we'll use you for the only thing you round eared living dildos are good for~"
>"Don't worry~ We don't bite... much~"

>> No.18568918

>when anon does finally calm down and try to pull out, her mouth follows, unwilling to let go of something so succulent, wanting to taste just one more load
>she doesn't even notice how swollen her stomach is from the last 37 loads she greedily swallowed

>> No.18568923

I'd just pull my pants down and stick my dick in the most gentle looking one's mouth and tell her to bite me.

>> No.18568934

That's just going to get you gangraped anon. You don't want those haughty elven huntresses to squeeze you between their well toned bodies while they milk your balls dry with their tight pussies do you?

>> No.18568952

>start titfucking her over the bucket, each thrust causing milk to spray out
>"Oh, is this another way to milk someone. Please continue, it's working well and feels good."
>when you finally cum, her boobs manage to catch all of your semen
>"Eh? Does Otouto make milk too?"
>she scoops up a good amount and sucks it off her fingers
>"Mmm~ It's so delicious! Can I have more?"

>> No.18568990

I don't, I want to submit myself to the nicest good-girlest of the family and get protected from her sisters.

>> No.18568997

Anon, it doesn't matter which sister you pick. They're all haughty huntresses who'll make your body their plaything while raping you until they get pregnant. Then they'll rape you harder and make you their husband.

>> No.18569003

\Can I get a haughty Ojou?

>> No.18569021

I'll try to teach her about NTR very quickly before she's done with me for the first time, so she doesn't pass me off to her sisters.

>> No.18569047

I mean, an elven huntress is usually an Ojou already. She'd have to be rich to afford being able to spend her time hunting for sport.

Why are you assuming she and her sisters haven't planned for this for years?

>> No.18569064

>Why are you assuming she and her sisters haven't planned for this for years?
I'm hoping I can awaken her dormant jealousy and yan-ness by acting really clingy and crying and telling her I love her and only being hers for my entire life is a dream come true.

>> No.18569088

Coming home to a lazy, pudgy cuddlecat and big, buff, muscle chuff after I lift would be nice.

>> No.18569107

An admirable goal, not every man is made for a harem. Can I convince you to upgrade to bigamy though? Nothing is better than two elves competitvely slobbering over your dick!

>> No.18569117

Not him but I'd love bigamy with elves, although I'd need one Dark and one regular, along with one being a pudgster and the other an hourglass or muscled

>> No.18569131

Take the chuffed with you, dammit.

>> No.18569146

I just swung by after work, besides its her rest day.

>> No.18569174

What's the scariest thing a Shoggoth can say to someone and why is is "You are unnecessary"?

>> No.18569188

Because it makes me think of an old X-men comic during the Inferno event where an elevator ate some people

>> No.18569218

Kind of makes you wonder what would drive a Shog to say something like that.

>> No.18569237

What happens when she decides that? Does she consume you and replace "you" with part of herself that looks and acts like you?

>> No.18569251


I might go as far as to hug my wife's cute little sister and have her angrily rape me afterwards. Having her tearfully choke me while riding me because she imagined me cheating on her would be amazing.

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>There's no escape~

>> No.18569285

Krakens or Scylla?

>> No.18569288

Yup, they are thoroughly trapped in there with me.

Krakens. Fuck scylla, the man stealing counts.

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>> No.18569297

How do Kitsune's respond to a "foxy lady" comment?

>> No.18569303

They probably make that joke themselves.

>> No.18569304

Handjobs with a lot of nails.

>> No.18569309

Rolling their eyes but trying to hide their smile.

>> No.18569312

Shit eating grins or giggles from behind a fan, generally. It'd depend on the girl.

>> No.18569317

>giggles from behind a fan
Gets me every time.

>> No.18569321

Fingernails, digging into your delicate dickflesh.

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>> No.18569331

I want to serve a chicken harpy scrambled eggs

>> No.18569337

It's like a bitejob but for handjobs.

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Being trapped by a fox seems nice. She wouldn't overtly detain you, but hours of wandering an endless forest and you find yourself in front of the shrine yet again. And once it's getting dark, you may as well stay the night.

>> No.18569341

Well as long as it's teasing and not that painful.

>> No.18569346

>Gets me every time.
Men of taste have certain... weaknesses.

>> No.18569347

She'll make it as painful as you can take while staying rock hard and cumming buckets at the end.

>> No.18569364

What are the other weaknesses men of taste have?
Not sure if I'm okay with that.

>> No.18569372

Oh yeah speaking of, did any of the games ever get any full translations?

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Very fox-like when you think about it.
No need to get violent about it, just subtle pushes towards the inevitable conclusion.

>Ah, back so soon? Don't tell me you got lost, honestly...
>The sun has gotten low, it would be a fools errand to leave at this hour. I wouldn't mind you staying another night.
>And goodness, you've gotten yourself so dirty!
>I'll draw the bath~

>> No.18569375

Kimonos open at the shoulder, eye shadow, the lotus position, ear touching and spooning.

>> No.18569378

This right here is my fantasy.

>> No.18569389

It appears I am a man of taste.

>> No.18569397

Oh right here is sauce https://exhentai.org/g/1073502/b82130e254/

Aint MG actually even when it looks like a mouse

>> No.18569399

>ear touching
I imagined a fox who is slightly aroused by her man's round ears and sometimes likes to nibble them during sex

>> No.18569417

I'd love to hear this coming from Foxy Grandma kitsune who always has her eyes closed and talks with her mouth covered. Then when we get to the sexy time, I ask her to be my wife and she opens her eyes to reveal she's had permanent heart-pupils the whole time and her smile shows off her shark teeth.

>> No.18569439

She likes the noises you make when she plays with them.

>> No.18569498

She overheard her master's mother talking about what a disappointment she thinks he is.

>> No.18569527

>”...More dust to clean for Mastah.”

>> No.18569561

How would meeting a Shog's "parents" go? More specifically, her mother; the "mother-in-law joke" is such a staple (and often true) I can't help but wonder...

>> No.18569570

Most lawyers have shit handwriting, so she'd probably like it. She'd pride herself as being the only one who can read it.

>> No.18569574

given the hostility of a few people in this thread (or is it just one anon?) to content creators I wouldn't even hold my breath that he updates it

>> No.18569591 [DELETED] 

You're not fooling anyone, fuck off back to TFT.

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>Demon gives you a contract she wrote
>among the usual stuff (sex, marriage, soul yada yada), there is a line stating a minimum of fathering 5 daughters with her
>"Nuh-uh. No. Hell no. Fuck this shit right here."
>write a 0 after the 5
>"Okay, now I'll sign it."

>> No.18569640 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.18569643

What is that story about?
(I tend not to click on raw links)

>> No.18569649 [DELETED] 

Not him but why rude about that

>> No.18569672 [DELETED] 

It's basically /d/ or fatfag auism and lack of self control. The "moar daugherus xddddd" meme needs to die.

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>> No.18569689

Beast posted a story last thread, and made a point about ignoring that guy that hates him.
So its okay to have some faith.

>> No.18569712

>doubting beast
Say what you want about the guy but he has enough stubbornness to not be put off by a very obvious individual with a grudge.

>> No.18569754


Because people showing their autism offends his autism. Much like the highlander, there can be only one.

>> No.18569770

I want the shortstack scouts to visit during the summer!

>> No.18569791 [DELETED] 

Really, my post telling the obvious troll that has been plaguing the threads for months and trying to kill them to go back to where he came from is deleted, and his post is left up? >>18569574

Coordinated attackers abusing report spamming, or a rogue janitor is one of the attackers?

>> No.18569796 [DELETED] 

It's the globalists and the tanuki shills, obviously. Don't forget your tinfoil hat, anon.

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Which monster is prime bully bait and why is it kikis?

>> No.18569809

What about the "grown up" scouts that will also offer milk for those cookies

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These summer uniforms are getting lewd

>> No.18569823

Those just sound like the holst scouts.

The hardest question was when they went short shorts or skirts.

>> No.18569826

It's best if they don't visit me
>"Hello, mister. We're selling ShortScout cookies. Would you like to buy some?"
>"Sure. My wallet is in the kitchen. Come on inside."
>they come back out a couple hours later, covered and stuffed with a much semen as they could hold and barely able to stand let alone walk

>> No.18569860

>The hardest question was when they went short shorts or skirts.
That's a tough decision. On one hand the short shorts give you a good look at their big, round asses with possible skindentation. On the other hand, skirts give you easy access and let you see what manner of lewd/cute panties they're wearing (if they're wearing any that is)

>> No.18569878

(Im)properly cut shorts may still provide a few glimpses of panties.

>> No.18569880

But do you know how much they need to make?
They can't do that with the dick!

>> No.18569928

Not my concern. The dick wants what the dick wants.

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Are elves canon sluts?

>> No.18569946

Kikis are a proud race with generations upon generations of tradition in service. They are not to be bullied. Please refrain from A) hiding a mess in a closet to claim you cleaned it already, B) leaving cutouts of newspaper classifieds for cleaning services on the table where she can see them, C) coming home at dinnertime already having purchased food for yourself, and D) refusing tp give a headpat after a job well done.

>> No.18569953

More like cannon sluts. Bitches love dakka.

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Might as well be with how slutty their bodies are.

>> No.18569988

I'd love to take a demonic girl to a Halloween dance at a local bar here in this world. The one night she'd be able to dress as herself without freaking everyone out. Plus I want to have a few drinks and dance the night away regardless of the fact that I can't dance well. Bonus points for a normally regal girl learning to enjoy the culture of the common folk.

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>> No.18570001 [DELETED] 

quads checking >>18569999

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>> No.18570005 [DELETED] 

Quads confirm elves are PURE

>> No.18570035

Girls wearing dirndls are lovely.

>> No.18570047

No but dark elves have a bit of a habit of turning others into their sluts

>> No.18570051

Know what I want to see? Monster girls cosplaying various Walkure outfits.

>> No.18570074

That they are, particularly when they are busty

>> No.18570118

What colors look best on your waifu, anons?

>> No.18570171

Would you hold hands with your Ushi-Oni?
Scary, yet cute!

>> No.18570173