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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

>> No.18648543
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Meido is best wife.

>> No.18648545

You utter fucktard.

>> No.18648553

Just picked a pic from random.

>> No.18648565
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No means no.

>> No.18648571
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>> No.18648584 [DELETED] 
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Indeed. Maids best waifus.

>> No.18648701

That's not true, no just means please be gentle.

>> No.18648703

Days like today are the days I wish I had a rich girl.
Too damn tired.

>> No.18648713
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I promised more Aquanaut, and here is some, new from line 143. Only a small update since I'll be busy for the rest of the week.


>> No.18648723

Working whenever you wanted would be so fucking comfy. There would be days where I'd just lay in bed all day, cuddling and making sweet love to my dragon.

>> No.18648730

Hellhounds are objectively the best.

>> No.18648733

I just want to sleep in today.

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>> No.18648749

so how do you writefags control the urge to put tons of memes into something you write?

>> No.18648756

Write about cheshires

>> No.18648758

By spending a few minutes on 9gag until my face turn into a painful frown.

>> No.18648768

How should one take being compared to a Nazi general?
Don't really feel urges like that. Maybe you should just write what comes naturally.

>> No.18648779

I consider other ways to be funny than gag of the months
But I don't consider myself that funny.anyway

>> No.18648879

Sleeping in with a cuddlebug Ice Queen on a cold winter's say must be the comfiest time

>> No.18648897

>Have sex with a Kitsune against your better judgement
>Discover afterwords that her father is the boss of the largest organized crime syndicate in the country
>What started as a one night stand ended with twin daughters and a fast track to the top of a massive crime family
>You wanted to be a police officer when you finished college

>> No.18648931

Well... in this case given the reference is to his intellectual brilliance and not his personal ideals? Probably okay.
And even if it was, Rommel tried to assassinate Hitler and wasn't on board with a lot of the Nazi ideology anyways.

>> No.18648946

>Rommel tried to assassinate Hitler
So did Hitler, except he actually succeeded.

>> No.18648954

If you want something done right I guess...

>> No.18648955

I guess Hitler was a true hero after all.

>> No.18649021

That it would, especially if she’s as soft as freshly fallen snow

>> No.18649033

What monster girl would Hitler-chan be?

>> No.18649035
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This is a cat.

>> No.18649037

Will-o'-the-Wisp now.

>> No.18649046

Cat abs are fine too.

>> No.18649054

Stupid file size limits.
protect the doraf daughteru.

>> No.18649062

Supports are the best.

>> No.18649066

That font used for the stat buffs buggers my autism a little.

>> No.18649081

Disgaea has so many cute girls. Etna was probably one of the earlier monster girls I really liked.
You mean you don't like yellow text that looks like 90s anime fansubs?

>> No.18649124

Just think of the fact that you're writing some bullshit a normal person would not read out of mental hygiene, doing it for a bunch of retards too and then you're gonna be shittalked even by them. The sense of disenchantment would handle the rest.

>> No.18649173

Disgaea's succubus are really cute and sexy. I loved to have one in my party.

>> No.18649180

Was always Nekomata for me with the generic classes, I can't resist a cute cat.

>> No.18649186
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>no onee-san Succubus to use your face as a chair

>> No.18649194

The only part of me id want to be used as a chair is my lap

>> No.18649216
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Half dragons are for protecting!

>> No.18649219

Reminder that a succubus' only crime is loving a little too much. And a dubious regard for consent.

>> No.18649222
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Liches are for protecting from attacks on their sensitive and tight backdoors!

>> No.18649231
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There are so many types of Succubi out there that overbearing love is available in all the deres flavors.

>> No.18649266

...Is this a new Latenight? I haven't seen it before.
Either way, that Succubus has a lot of cute Wurm imoutos on her hands.

>> No.18649274
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Ah wait, I'm an idiot. It was in my folders titled something else. This, however.

>> No.18649329

Inconveniently large claws.
So much fluff. This time of year she'll be shedding those all over the place.

>> No.18649354
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>> No.18649364

That just wouldn't be comfy, Succu-chan.

>> No.18649380

>last thread was archived at 999 posts

>> No.18649408
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Cute Succs encouraging their imoutos.

>> No.18649411
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>> No.18649419

>tfw you realize that monsters have such a strong ability to charm males, it transcends dimensions

>> No.18649429

I want my wife to charm my dick with her vagina

>> No.18649449

The bigger and meatier the more you will feel safe in her arms,no?

>> No.18649470

Dangerous loli succubus

>> No.18649473


>> No.18649540

Thanks matey. Interesting to see that there's other survivors. For now, at least.

>> No.18649565

Rommel didn't try anything, at most he knew but didn't participate, and even that is not clear.

>> No.18649582
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Go talk to the cake that lives next door, anon. I bet she will love your company.

>> No.18649591

I would like 3 /k/ikimoras please.
Preferably ones who insist master have a guard with him at all times, including while he bathes and sleeps.

>> No.18649600

Guarding him from what?

>> No.18649618

But she’s stinky and her house smells too!

>> No.18649632

Do you mind eastern European accents?

>> No.18649636

If you tell her you would like to see her house she will make sure it will be as clean as it once was.

>> No.18649638

From many things, such as a possible home invader or mugger, as well as more mundane things like guarding him from having to deal with someone being rude.
Definitely not guarding him from the dangers of celibacy. Absolutely not.

>> No.18649649

so that makes me the boy next door?

>> No.18649664

Yes. The age is up to you.

>> No.18649675

Yes please.
>Anon! Your face looks so cold! Here, let me help~

>> No.18649702

Krakens like to slip their tentacles into your pants when you're sitting across her.

>> No.18649732

This is dangerous

>> No.18649734
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I want a next door jinkocake who never gets a man because she intimidates them with her muscles and doesn't understand what she's doing wrong!

>> No.18649755

>she intimidates them with her muscles
I would find it cute, not scary.

>> No.18649773
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we're weird though, we're not normal.
I would tease the jinkocake until she lost control and kabedon'd me, carrying me off to her apartment

>> No.18649790

Muscle jinkos/memefat jinkos a cute!

>> No.18649797

Nice to see mersharks getting some love. Subnautica really needs a cute fish-girls mod.

>> No.18649969

I want to pick up an oppai loli wereshark while she’s exploring the shallows

>> No.18649973

I don't feel the urge, but I sometimes put a small reference in there and try and be subtle about it or draw as little attention to it as possible.

>> No.18650039

>Hire a maid after moving out and becoming independent
>Don't want to fuss with monster girls getting overly attached to you, so you hire a human one
>She's far more diligent than you could have ever hoped for
>She does smell like what astronauts say space smells like, though
>Also sometimes you think you can hear her moan when you flip light switches on and off

>> No.18650045

Anon, no! That's embarrassing!

>> No.18650049
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Be sure to administer headpats for maximum effectiveness.

>> No.18650059

>Absentmindedly ask her about it one day
>She explains she used to be a welder and that’s why it smells like that
>”Don’t worry about it though. It’s just a ṡ̗̯̹̫̒ĩ̶̤̠̫̹̗͂ͣ̔͆͜l̳̝̭͖̥͙ͪ̈́ͭͪ͡ḽ̡̧̱͚͓̳̓̂̓ͤ̑̌̃y̻̤͚̻͙̳̓̄̒̕͡ hobby of mine. I like making things with my own hands and seeing people use them.”

>> No.18650066

Just be sure to not touch her nose. It’s very sensitive so it might be painful for you

>> No.18650071

Also make sure to be very careful about her chest spilling out of her slightly-too-small school swimsuit.

>> No.18650074

Well I'll get myself caught! What should be the next step of my master plan?

I'm worried about my silly slime maid. What if she's hurting herself with her hobbies? Those chemicals might be dangerous!

>> No.18650089

It’s fun!
She starts wiggling, pouting, and thrashing

You know it

>> No.18650090
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The answer to both of your questions is to be careful around oxygen tanks.

>> No.18650220

What's the difference between a shog from deep space and a shog from deep sea?

>> No.18650226

The ones from the deep sea came from space while the ones from space came from

>> No.18650246

came from what

>> No.18650255
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Tender Love

>> No.18650274
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Just got one of my Lich commissions done.
Liches are objectively the best.

Un-cropped and multiple versions here: https://imgur.com/a/yNEAp

>> No.18650302

What would a undead wedding be like?

>> No.18650313

Not even the best undead.

>> No.18650315

Like the one in Dark Souls 3.

>> No.18650329

You sir, are wrong, no undead is better than a Lich.

>> No.18650336

That was a fast turn around from when you said you'd get them. Bless cowfee, that's one nice Lich.

>> No.18650342

Nice, congrats dude.

>> No.18650344

Tell that to wights and pharaohs.

>> No.18650358

Eerie but beautiful and elegant. Unless the girl is especially wild, then it’s like the Beetlejuice wedding.

>> No.18650367

Cowfee works really bloody fast. It took them 5 hours from us agreeing on the sketch to finished product. Also they even do free variations. I'll defiantly do a commission from them again.

Liches >= wights
And I barely even consider Pharaohs undead. And even if I did I would still say Lich is better.

>> No.18650387

>that second picture
Absolutely lewd. Liches are the best.

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18650422

Go away.

>> No.18650435

>That slight smile.

>> No.18650444

Taking your shog on a vacation to the Snowy region to remind her of her adolescence in Antarctica! Can't tell if those memories are happy or sad!

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>> No.18650490

Not bad. I still think Liches should have phat asses though.

They aren't exactly undead, but I see where you are going.

I wonder with there wight dragons or undead types of other monster girls, say a zombie harpy for example.

>> No.18650525

>Through sheer, 1-in-a-million luck, wife conceives first try
>Rumors begin to spread, and you soon require police protection

>> No.18650542

>that drip
Her and march hare are probably the most turbo-lewd monsters out there

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>not the girl who's on your dick 24/7

>> No.18650588

>hyperbole: exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally

>> No.18650597

Oh crap, I forgot about her

>> No.18650598

Are you implying that if given the choice a Jubjub wouldn't perch on your dick 24/7?

>> No.18650604
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>I forgot about her

>> No.18650608

What if the reason he hasn't been banned by the mods yet is that he's a mod himself?

>> No.18650621

Not anymore then.

>> No.18650623
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Kikis should stop shitposting and attend to their mastahs!

>> No.18650631

>that image

>> No.18650660

Looks more like a walking bush. Someone sculpt that thing.

>> No.18650669
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Onee-san slimes!

>> No.18650687

too gooey

>> No.18650701

Alraune in planters on top of scooters made by gremlins.

>> No.18650707

The rare Stump Bird! She's very patient!

>> No.18650710
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Best dragon coming through.

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You already had no valid reason to fug best MG.

Now you have negative reasons to fug best MG type automaton version.

So what are you bloomin waitin' for?

>> No.18650758

What kind of offers do you make a ryu shrine?

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>> No.18650814

What if she already has a husband?

>> No.18650820

There's lots of lonely shrine attendants.

>> No.18650821

Then I get given to One of their daughters

>> No.18650822
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How rare are Wock maids?

>> No.18650823
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Feeding onis!

>> No.18650846

Extra rare. Maids are too vanilla.

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>> No.18650859

>”Ah, Ah~ husband~ I’m wet for you~“
>”You always are, sweetie.”
Best girl.

>> No.18650870

Centerfolds of yourself.

>> No.18650884

Jubjubs are seriously underrated. They are great girls who deserve love and hourly dickings

>> No.18650912

This looks like something out if mgq

>> No.18650915

>only hourly
You may as well make her wear a chastity belt anon, jesus.

>> No.18650934

>”Ah~ nnnmgffh, husband, husband, Jub Jub... need husband’s big cock~ please, look at my body husband, please use me, need your cock~”
>”Sweetie, I just finished twelve minutes ago in you!”
>”Ah~ need more, more please, please husband, need your cock~”
>”You known I can’t resist when you bounce like that... of course then, Sweetie!”
>”Ahn! Mmnf! Yes, yes! Best husband, best cock~ need to make Husband happy~!”

>> No.18650941
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Girtablilus deserve more love.

>> No.18650954

>need to make Husband happy~!”
I want to help a Jubjub get over her anxiety issues!

>> No.18650957

Remember to keep your Jubjub hydrated, they lose a lot of fluids very quickly.

>> No.18650960
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She's a mecha musume version of pic-related.

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>> No.18650982

>”Issue?! No no, no no, no husband issues! Feel good, here, I make husband feel really good, doesn’t husband like Jub Jub chesties? Look, look, so big, big for husband to play with~ please play with Jub and feel better husband, no issues, just happy little Jub Jub dancing for big sexy husband~!”
You’ve spooked her, Anon! How do you soothe her? Her heart is racing!

>> No.18651002

I wanna be a ring guy for the MGC MMA!

>> No.18651005

But that's not a ghoul.

>> No.18651013

Id buy her a personalized pink water bottle that carries a lot of water for her to drink from. It would be cute reminding her to take a drink every half hour to stay hydrated and seeing her gulp it down while looking up at me.

>> No.18651017

Scorpions have their genitals in their neck.

>> No.18651018

You learn something new every day.

>> No.18651021
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Ushis best waivus/daughterus.

>> No.18651048

>”There, there- see? I can be calm. I can be calm and not rape you, Anon. Look, aren’t I being calm right now? So you know I can be calm...”
>Whimpering husband noises

>> No.18651049
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Fug the...slug?

>> No.18651059
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Hug the slug.

>> No.18651067

>”Mon ami, somezing terrible has ‘appeened! ...Mon ami? Amor? Husband, vere did you go?! Allo?! Husband! Vere are you, my knight in shineen ahrmour?!”
>Meanwhile Anon is being sucked in to her tentacles which also are binding his mouth shut

>> No.18651070

Yes. Slugs deserve all the fugs and hugs and chocolates!

>> No.18651089

>be psychologist, first time meeting a patient
>a young, single jubjub woman who has difficulty forming relationships with man wants advice
>start discussing her childhood, because it's always a childhood trauma
>the patient however doesn't seem very interested and keeps fidgeting in her chair
>"Jubjub, I, uh, Jubjub wants you! Wants your, ah, give me your..."
>no big deal, a little transference is normal
>she jumps off the seat and lands face first in my crotch, deftly pulls down my zipper with her mouth and starts giving me a blowjob
>clearly a case of unresolved oral fixation
>struggle to supress my Id as she gives me the best head I've had in my life
>she stops right before I finish and jumps on top of me, only to drop herself on my cock
>"Ah, so big, so, so good, make me so happy... Jub loves you! Make you husband"
>as she jackhammers my pelvis realize that despite her claim that she cannot form relationships she is perfectly comfortable in my company, an older gentleman
>my orgasm hits me at the same time as the diagnosis
>daddy issues
>I let her know that we will need to work on this over several sessions
>she is ecstatic at this, and schedules six hours on the afternoon right away
>in fact, she schedules the entire week
Another satisfied customer

>> No.18651105
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it's hard to pick one right?

>> No.18651107
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I don't know what this is but I really want to impregnate it.

>> No.18651111

Is that the australian translation of Overlord?

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>> No.18651117

Oh my, what a high level Abomination.

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>> No.18651123

Don't reply to shitposters you retard.

>> No.18651126

No, it's easily the drill blonde.

>> No.18651127

Stop posting this.

>> No.18651134

What in the seven hells.

>> No.18651144

It's the Ice Queen's cousin the Fire Queen.

>> No.18651147
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No, fuck the Anubis.


>> No.18651157

Potato head Anubis.

>> No.18651158

Anubises aren't for sex! They're for cuddling.

>> No.18651160

French accented sea slugs is one of my favourite threadcanons.

>> No.18651162

A rare variant, she must have better drops.

>> No.18651166

Ta gueule pédé.

>> No.18651168

God this art is terrible. Fuck off.

>> No.18651169

They're for pounding like an animal when they get too full of themselves then cuddling with in the afterglow after calming down.

>> No.18651179

Why are nipples so good

>> No.18651187

Only in the ass, then.

>> No.18651190

Ah, a man of culture I see

>> No.18651193

Only if they're inverted.

>> No.18651198

Fire queen or something? She's hot.
Who pissed in your coffee? That art is fine. People getting jumpy about art quality lately due to image spammer but that's better than all the old .less stuff and latenight images quality-wise.

>> No.18651200
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Without them, boobs would be pointless

>> No.18651204

>That art is fine.
It's not. It's fucking trash and you're an utter faggot for defending it.

>> No.18651206

You might've quoted the wrong post, because there is nothing wrong with that Magma Queen.

>> No.18651210


I hope a Chesire edges you for that pun.

>> No.18651216

>being this mad over a decent off profile design
What a nerd.

>> No.18651217
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with her butt cheeks?
What a cheeky girl

>> No.18651218

> Ice Queen gets a fiery sister
I T 'S T I M E.


>> No.18651223

Every pun you make adds another hour to your torture.

>> No.18651227

Are you blind? Her face is fucking terrible and looks like something off of deviantart.

Wrong. Just because it's off profile doesn't mean it's good.

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Is she a fit Cheshire?
Because I want this in my life.
I don't have any more puns, only dad jokes.

>> No.18651241

>"Hey anon, hey anon, hey anon?"
>"If you've got time to spout all that low level bullshit you've got time to eat this fucking pussy until your jaw locks up~"
>"Do a good job and I'll blow you until you're begging me to stop~"

>> No.18651249

>Is she a fit Cheshire?
She can be if you want, but keep in mind that having a huge ass is a racial trait for Cheshires. She could be a full three feet taller than you and still have an instinctual drive to sit on your lap and grind against your dick.

>> No.18651263

Lewd and violent sweaty sex!

>> No.18651269
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>instinctual drive to sit on your lap and grind against your dick.
Yes please
she's going to get a finger up her butt when she least expects it

>> No.18651277
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>temperature where I live goes from 75 to 60
Ice Queen please.

>> No.18651278

I just wish the crystals on her dress were replaced with smoldering rock that slowly dripped down her form in a few places.

>> No.18651293


So how long til KC sues for plagarism?

>> No.18651299

>she's going to get a finger up her butt when she least expects it
Don't expect to walk any time in the next month after that anon. She's going to demolish your hips.

>> No.18651304

>Snow everywhere where I live
>4.5" wall of ice on my sidewalk from two weeks ago
>Gotten to where I might just drill a hole into it from the top and blast it apart with an M80
>Learn I'm getting 15 more inches tonight

Fuck you and fuck where you live.

>> No.18651311

Spank your local yuki onna.

>> No.18651312
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Wet daughterus!

>> No.18651328
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>> No.18651329

She'll have to take responsibility after that

>> No.18651354

This gets lewder every time I see it.

>> No.18651368

Soon she'll be pregnant

>> No.18651373
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>> No.18651379

But she can't be much bigger than a dick anon, I mean look at those hands.

>> No.18651392

I mean, we have same pretty big degenerates here, anon. I don't think spmething such as size will stop them.

>> No.18651396

It'll fit.

>> No.18651409
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>> No.18651429

>tfw you will never be joined at the crotch with your jubjub wife
>tfw you will never live feed her snacks and juice as she grinds on you while you go about your day

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>> No.18651437 [DELETED] 

I think that anon either had brain damage or is fully aware of his shitposting.

>> No.18651442
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>”Mail Call!”

>> No.18651448

Why are centaur automations so amazing?

>> No.18651449

Onee-sans breasts look swollen.

>> No.18651451

>robot horse pussy

>> No.18651461 [DELETED] 
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>implying that actually works these days

>> No.18651463 [DELETED] 

>/jp/ moderation
>doing anything worthwhile

>> No.18651464

Wrong place.

>> No.18651465

The tauric part of a tauric Automaton would be a backpack that can convert into a horses back legs and torso.

>> No.18651468 [DELETED] 

Good thing they'll ban you faggots.

>> No.18651469

Palm sized mermaids with water resistant clothing?

>> No.18651471 [DELETED] 

Technically those aren't off topic, and don't count as spam unless more than one instance of it exists at one time. The mod is right in not deleting those, even if the poster is annoying now.

>> No.18651477 [DELETED] 

t. assblasted spammer

>> No.18651481
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That young age when ushi’s are small enough to hold and innocent enough to think nothing lewd of it are precious.

>> No.18651487

>Palm sized mermaids with water resistant clothing?
>water resistant clothing
Oh yes.

>> No.18651489
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Aside from the generic slime, none of those girls look anything like KC's work. He doesn't own the entire concept of monster girls.

>> No.18651490
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>> No.18651496

This picture is so shitty, she looks like a bobblehead

>> No.18651501

More like Knight in Amour am I right?

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Yeah, they totally look different.

>> No.18651509

Look at that mom though. There’s no way she’s sharing him or letting him go.

>> No.18651513

That's based off a D&D monster though.

>> No.18651523

Usually when you rip off an idea you're supposed to adapt it differently so people don't instantly catch on, but in this case there are some almost identical design elements that are found nowhere in the description of the D&D monster but mysteriously are present in the MGE design.

>> No.18651524 [DELETED] 

>A fucking facebook image
>Defending blatant theft
Christ, fuck off.

>> No.18651531 [DELETED] 
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I can do this all day.

>> No.18651532


>> No.18651536
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Whoops. Sorry!

>> No.18651537

>body point rather than grey skin
That's disgusting.

>> No.18651543
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This fuckin' guy.

>> No.18651550

Anon I can see her nipples.

>> No.18651554

Stop with the ravioli

>> No.18651558


>> No.18651561

Take your reddit memes somewhere else.

>> No.18651569
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Perhaps he works for Dieselmine.

>> No.18651570 [DELETED] 

Go away faggot.

>> No.18651575
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>> No.18651581 [DELETED] 

>league of cuckolds

>> No.18651597
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Part 6 of scale bound (line 788)

>> No.18651606


>> No.18651611

Fuck off

>> No.18651614

Been waiting for this.

>> No.18651616 [DELETED] 

Go back to spamming images you fucking nigger.

>> No.18651620

I like it.

>> No.18651628 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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It must be very difficult having a vocabulary of only two words.

>> No.18651649

I am ambivalent about this as I neither read the work, nor anticipate starting it.

>> No.18651654

Were you touched by a big black guy in your youth? Your hate of beast is comical.

>> No.18651663

How is that ambivalent?

>> No.18651669

Beast is black?

>> No.18651672
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>> No.18651687

Im not excited to see its update, nor do I think using is a neusience

>> No.18651690

Yes he is.

>> No.18651706
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>hello where is the proofs

>> No.18651720

How the fuck do you screw up a gargoyle

>> No.18651722

It's been repeatedly stated over the years that he's black and has Caribbean heritage. Flagmander has the flag his elders are from.
Check the archives.

>> No.18651726

By being Dieselmine.

>> No.18651729

It would be funny to see wife trying to shoo away a pack of turkeys trying to gooble my dick.

>> No.18651740

That was a pretty okay fight scene.
Now for Enyo, though I must admit going from dragon to enhanced human is a bit of a downgrade.

>> No.18651752

I don't think I'd resist staying monogamous if another monster wanted my dick. I'd completely give in to the urge to breed her so much she couldn't move.

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>> No.18651804
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post her base skin that one sucks

>> No.18651816

Shit art. Fucking Mobashitters.

>> No.18651823


>> No.18651824 [DELETED] 

Go back to /vg/ you fucking shits.

>> No.18651842
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>stop posting monster girls in my monster girl thread!!!

>> No.18651847

Number Wan!

>> No.18651853

Gookshit is not allowed.

>> No.18651859

Do you know where you are?

>> No.18651860

>stop saying mean things about my butterfaced western bimbos from my precious Anthony Burch endorsed kusoge!

>> No.18651863

League girls are fucking garbage. Fuck off Anthony Burch.

>> No.18651872

Ah that's right, forgot every board is just /pol/ and /v/ reskins now. My mistake.

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I guess it’s shitpost o’clock. See you anons later, I gotta bounce.

>> No.18651878
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Too bad, i won't go anywhere

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>> No.18651885
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This is Evelynns thread now.

>> No.18651887

Lieutenant Barometz! You ain't got no feet!

>> No.18651895

She's such a free spirit that she doesn't need them.

>> No.18651897
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I don't know, these MOBA girls don't seem to fit in at all here. Try posting something that looks better maybe?

>> No.18651899
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Be careful which monoeyes you bully.

>> No.18651900

I just want comfy adventures in life with monster girls, why must I be denied this?

>> No.18651904

Fuck off.

>> No.18651907

Because you touch yourself

>> No.18651908

That's a pretty strange monstergirl, but I have the sudden urge to receive fellatio from them.

>> No.18651909
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Drink from your wife

>> No.18651910

I'll conk their heads together.

>> No.18651913

The sad thing is that there's plenty of moba girl art that could have been posted but they went with incredibly western-ish stuff.

Ahri barely draws any complaints for example because the kumihofags here have better taste in artists.

>> No.18651920
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couldn't agree more!

>> No.18651922

I still don't know if Hellhounds or Jinkos are best. But Hellhounds are indeed great girls. I love the idea of being protected and loved by such a dangerous looking and tough girl.

>> No.18651924

Carbonated slime wives!

>> No.18651939
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I'll take one in Tonic style, so I can add my own mixers later.

>> No.18651941

>Human manages to pull a dragon out of the air by the tail and can punch hard enough to wind her.
What kind of HFY shit is this?

>> No.18651947

Subjectively the best*

>> No.18651949

That would be nice, a bubbly wife with a bubbly personality!

>> No.18651953 [DELETED] 
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>Muh invincible monsters

>> No.18651958

You can do it if you get good enough.

>> No.18651963

Jinkos beat hellhounds in every category, be said category oppai loli, memefat, tubby, personality, or singing voice.

>> No.18651967 [DELETED] 

Shut up

>> No.18651968
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Brown loli dragons

>> No.18651975

That's cheating, brown lolis are objectively superior.

>> No.18651980

Correction, brown loli boat dragons. Even better.

>> No.18651984

I imagine Bubble Slimes feel like a hot tub while you're getting frisky with one. I wonder if there is a way to make one even more bubbly than usual?

>> No.18651985

I can't tell if I want a brown wife or a pale wife, so I'll probably take one of each.

>> No.18651986

Humans can grind.

>> No.18651987

MOBAfags have no sense of taste when it comes to art, so you're rarely going to see them post stuff drawn by nips on Pixiv.

>> No.18651988

Throw a few mentos in her.

The best answer

>> No.18651989

Toss some alka-seltzer in her, or empty a tube of Mentos in one end and some diet coke in the other.

>> No.18651998

Pixiv is overhyped, a lot of great nip artists exclusively post on twitter or nijie due to pixiv policies.

>> No.18651999

>alka seltzer
That would definitely work, but somehow this feels like bullying.

>> No.18652000

Where's the fun in just having monsters be curb-stompy if your going to do an action story?

Also Nikolai is a Knight commander with a decent amount of experience fighting monsters and training Knights, so it wold make sense that he could fight a dragon to a draw.

>> No.18652012

Wanna stick an Alka Seltzer tab under a slime's core! It'd be like a bullet vibe on crack.

>> No.18652024


>> No.18652036

That's how you leave a Slime foaming at the mouth. That's a great idea though.

>> No.18652037

She'll be fine, if slightly foamy and vibrating

>> No.18652069

The good thing is, for all her badassery the Jinko unlike the Lizards doesn't is not selective to kabedon you. The bad thing is that they are only waifuable during mating season. So you are going to need to keep an eye on her until mating season arrives so this wall of muscle kabedons you rather than use you as punching bag practice. I am not sure if I could keep looking at Jinko abs for months, keep myself in control and not jump at her immediately to lick her abs.

>> No.18652073

>You'll never be a school councilor helping a huge horned Dragon delinquent conquer her fear of flying and the fact that her intimidating looks have kept her from having friends.
>You'll never help a graceful Dragon Ojou-sama gain confidence in herself after she's been bullied for years for having Ice breath instead of fire.
>You'll never help a particularly violent Hellhound delinquent work through her obvious anger issues.
I just want to help them all.

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>> No.18652084

Serious girls getting corrupted is the best.

>> No.18652089

So is good art

>> No.18652095

While not explicitly canon, there is enough evidence to claim that apparently monster girls can be moved like any human as long as they don't put resistence. By their strenght alone pushing any Dragon should be like pushing a mountain but we know Dragon Zombies can be pushed down like if they were human girls and bent as long as they are not actively using force to resist you.

>> No.18652116

Call me when top tier artists start drawing corruption, beggers can't be choosers in this case.

>> No.18652120

>Where's the fun in just having monsters be curb-stompy if your going to do an action story?

It is not that but, people here honestly don't seem to realize just how ridiculous a Dragon strenght is. They could literally take a nuclear blast to the face and not be defeated by it.

>> No.18652123

You still don't have to post trash just because it paners to your terrible fetish.

>> No.18652125

It'll be funny if they turn themselves into a Lich and don't notice much of a difference.

>> No.18652128

Now that's hyperbole if I ever saw it.

>> No.18652131

I don't know Anon, in fantasy all it takes is a good blow from a steel sword to draw blood depending on what kind of setting your in.

>> No.18652134

>muh invincible monster girls

>> No.18652135
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>They could literally take a nuclear blast to the face and not be defeated by it.

>> No.18652144

But I'm not the one who posted it?

>> No.18652152

Oh god, imagine how strong dragon slayers would be then.

>> No.18652156

Sure you aren't.

>> No.18652162 [DELETED] 

Go back to where you came from you meme spamming faggot.

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>> No.18652168

Are you seriously that paranoid that anyone who likes something you don't is the same person who posted it? Get over it.

>> No.18652176

>Taking that long to use inspect element.

>Defending a shitposter

>> No.18652186

>Defending a shitposter
I'm the person you accused of replying to myself you dumb nignog and would you look at that, I replied within the time I would have been locked out of posting if I was him.

>> No.18652197

Go back to /monster/.

>> No.18652206

Yup, you're insane.

>> No.18652211
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That entirely depends on the setting and the lore of the dragon in question.

>> No.18652214

So are you going to wait an hour before spamming images again or are you going to do that now?

>> No.18652220

No, it doesn't. All Dragons can be defeated.

>> No.18652227

Dragons can cut through solid rock as shown by Wurms, with their strenght alone like if it was butter. Even a nuclear explosion would have problems doing that. Their claws can cut through steel, etc.

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>> No.18652236

If you take in count all setting where Dragons appears? No they cant. Some Dragons can create and destroy entire universes or more.

>> No.18652250

>This false equivalence based on a false premise
Are you being dumb on purpose?

>> No.18652252

>Jinkos are the waifu I would go for if I don't marry a Hellhound. But to be honest I don't know who would be my #1. The Hellhound's protectiveness and tough girl looks make me go nuts, but so is true for the Jinko's muscles and martial arts skills.

>> No.18652263

Cutting through rock doesn't seem that hard when you have magic at your disposal.

>> No.18652270

Which is why all they get is poorly-drawn muscle art.

>> No.18652289

But Wurms/Dragons don't use magic to cut through rocks, they use their strenght alone. And they don't even cut through them, they completely smash them and as shown in the Wurm profile, they are not even bothered or slowed down by doing so they advance through them like if they were made of paper.

>> No.18652339

Jinkos > Hellhounds. Get over it.

>> No.18652342

A good Elf Mage could defeat a dragon.

>> No.18652362

Jinkos and Hellhounds are both good. I’d love to bring peace to the Jinko and Hellhound gangs by marrying both their leaders!

>> No.18652364
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Fenrir and Ice Hellhounds when?

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>> No.18652377

Never, hopefully. I'd rather those two be regular wolf girls.

>> No.18652378

They are magic being in the first place. I'm just saying that anyone can do it.

>> No.18652380
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The only thing Jinkos are good for is being an embarrassment.
I mean shit, every other feline MG is a better option.

>> No.18652381

>They could literally take a nuclear blast to the face and not be defeated by it.

Pretty sure a couple of jerks took down a dragon with just an anti-tank missile.

>> No.18652388

Still better than Hellhounds.

>> No.18652391

A cat is fine, too

>> No.18652394
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All you've got is your own sad opinion.

>> No.18652395
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Catgirls look best with paws.

>> No.18652403

>Ice wolf.
I imagine if they're ever written up by KC, it'd just be zombie but is faster.

>> No.18652406

Hellhounds are only above Cu Siths when it comes to canine girls.

>> No.18652409

>What are huskies?

>> No.18652424

Still waiting for reverse trap butler Domovoi

>> No.18652427
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Which monstergirls armpits would you lick, dude?

>> No.18652435

That's so gross, dude.

>> No.18652437

all of them!

>> No.18652444

>you will never be the last human in a world full of incubi and monster girls
Why even live?

>> No.18652445
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It's true.

>> No.18652448

who else besides dark elf would be good for masochists?

>> No.18652451

wasnt the a possible future in the fate/nasu verse?

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>> No.18652461 [DELETED] 

>ywn have an ejaculating tail in your colon

just kill me now senpai

>> No.18652468

High Orc.

>> No.18652469
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>tfw no oni-tengu hellhound
>tfw no oni-tengu anything

>> No.18652470 [DELETED] 

Go away.

>> No.18652473
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I'd much rather hook Ran up to a milking machine and make her wear cowprint like the filthy vulpine cow she is.

>> No.18652476

delet this

>> No.18652477

Dragon's. I'd also kiss all over her body while massaging it to make her hot and bothered.

>> No.18652494

Can a Jinko protect you like a Hellhound? Would they get heart pupils like Hellhounds when you tell them you feel safe in their arms?

>> No.18652495

My Night Gaunt wife.

>> No.18652496
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Fine. Any titcow fox will do, provided one could commission an Apophis to make lactation potions.

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>> No.18652500

Hey, I just got done talking to a mothman and she said she thinks you're creepy.
Her words not mine

>> No.18652504

no your creepy!

>> No.18652506

My Kobold waifu's and/or daughteru's, they're both quite ticklish and love that sort of stimulation.

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>> No.18652508

No, which is a good thing.

>> No.18652518

>every other feline MG is a better option.
Name any other MGE feline with abs and muscles. Name any other MGE feline that can do martial arts foreplay. Name any other MGE feline that has a foolproof method to waifu her like the Jinko that guarantees she will take you as her husband.

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>> No.18652529

Ogres are better for masochist than Dark Elfs.

>> No.18652544

Ogres deserve to be beaten severely.

>> No.18652562

>Name any other MGE feline with abs and muscles.
Literally any of them you want because MGs can have just about any bodytype barring very specific exceptions (e.g. no flat Holstaurs).
>Martial arts foreplay
That's Lizardmen/Salamanders. Jinkos are fighters (that's not something exclusive to them either) but there's no profile connection made between their fighting and sexy times.
Their profile can be summed up as "mere female cats."
>Name any other MGE feline that has a foolproof method to waifu her
Oh god please tell me you're not that one guy who wilts at the thought of anything in MGE that isn't a written-in-stone guarantee. I don't know how many times KC has to beat it into your ape-like skulls that you get your heart's desire in MGE.

>> No.18652571

You know what type of monsters I’d love to see KC do next? Appalachian monsters. Ol’ Scratch, Snarly Yow, and the Snallygaster just to name a few.

>> No.18652575

>implying anyone cares about KC canon

>> No.18652587

Not him but I care.

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If he didn't care we wouldn't be having this conversation.

>> No.18652630

are you saying this is all in me mind?

>> No.18652631

I wonder if wonderland has any defense beyond the trumparts.

Granted, getting there requires some serious magic but do they have any other fighters?

>> No.18652633

why would it need defense?

>> No.18652639

>Jinko sized Cheshire
cheshire sized jinko

>> No.18652645

Because sometimes a man and his raiding party hear about a whimsical land of strange things and goes "I think we could get some cute wives and gold from there."

>> No.18652648

The trumparts ARE serious fighters.
Especially the Spades.

>> No.18652655

So a tubby jinko?

>> No.18652660

>we could get some cute wives
im fairly certain the situation would resolve on its own.

>> No.18652666

But I want same alternate warrior monster girls.

>> No.18652674

>Ol’ Scratch is just an older demon with long fingers
>Snarly Yow is just a 9 foot tall Hellhound
>Snallygaster is just an ugly crow girl
There I did it for you now go away you hillbilly sister fucker.

>> No.18652685


That girl looks like a sourpuss.

>> No.18652687

The funny thing is that doujin had fellatio, paizuri, handjobs, and cowgirl but no assjob.

>> No.18652690

Don't forget the Lewdest of all Dragons.

>> No.18652707

Wonder what sort of hoard she'd have.

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Go back to cripplechan Leftypol and stay there.

>> No.18652722

Get ready to spend most of your time getting your face and dick ridden at the same time.

>> No.18652729

I want to be a Yandere Godesses’ champion!

>> No.18652738

>Literally any of them you want because MGs can have just about any bodytype barring very specific exceptions (e.g. no flat Holstaurs).

The difference is that Jinkos already have muscles while with other MGs you have to fuck the muscles into them. Also logically you should be able to make monster girls that are naturally muscular more muscular than monster girls that are not, so they still win in the muscle category. Also the Jinko's muscles are combat muscles which is hot, while the muscles of any MG you fuck into being muscular will only be aesthetic muscle she has just to please you.

>That's Lizardmen/Salamanders.

Completely different. You have to be a skilled fighter for Lizards to notice you while you don't have to with Jinkos. Also Lizards are swordswomen, not necessarily martial artists. I think a girl that can beat you up just with her hands is hotter than one that does it with a weapon.

>Jinkos are fighters (that's not something exclusive to them either) but there's no profile connection made between their fighting and sexy times.

No, but you can obviously have the Jinko use her martial arts as foreplay if you wish. While not with other felines because they are not martial artists like her. Submission holds, sexy pins down, judo throws, etc.

>Oh god please tell me you're not that one guy who wilts at the thought of anything in MGE that isn't a written-in-stone guarantee.

No, but it is still a perk. It is simply icing on the cake when taken in count on top of everything the Jinko has.

>> No.18652748

Sex tapes of her doing lewd stuff alone and with her man.

>> No.18652750
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Deep-sea horsepussy.

>> No.18652751

Human dildos.

>> No.18652779

Wow. It’s not even the weekend and this threads gone to shit.

>> No.18652786

>other MGs you have to fuck the muscles into them
Unless they had them to begin with?
MGs aren't exact clones of the profile, oh ye devoid of imagination.

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>> No.18652798

Well, I guess we could sell it for loot if we can't use it.

Human sized dildos?
Those could be sold, I guess

>> No.18652831

>MGs aren't exact clones of the profile
We really need to work harder on remembering that.

>> No.18652832

Wocks don't care about loot, they just care about the lewds. I guess a hoard of extremely kinky potions and toys could work too.

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Aren't there plenty of pics of monsters that don't match up with their initial profiles?

>> No.18652851

Now that's a cute seahorse

>> No.18652859


Bicorns have to be my favorite horse.

>> No.18652866

Well, I just we keep what we want and sell the rest.

>> No.18652870

What happens when she begins worrying about the end times so she orders you to stop crusading and start spending all your time worshiping her and servicing her?

>> No.18652876

Third party yes, though never enough. Straight from KC? Not much we actually circulate. The bigger thing I was speaking on there was thread discussion; seems like too often we speak as if all of the girls look and act the exact same as what's in the profiles outside of a few bits of threadcanon.

>> No.18652883

Can I pet the hind mouth?

>> No.18652887

>Straight from KC? Not much we actually circulate
KC's done a number of off profile girls for books before.

>> No.18652891

The only Bicorn I like is this one because she looks so sensual.

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Reminder that this is an Inari from KC.
An Inari.

>> No.18652902

>Human sized dildos
It’s /d/ but then again, trying everything at least once is the spirit of Wonderland.

>> No.18652909

They're probably rare too, could get some novelty purchases outside wonderland or just sell it to some other girls inside it.

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In case someone is too lazy to compare.

>> No.18652916

She was cuter as a human

>> No.18652917

Indeed, but the difference is that if you want another monster girl with muscles you have to look and have luck in finding a specific individual that specifically already have muscles. Jinkos already have that as a race.

>> No.18652926

She's a shit.

>> No.18652936

>Paladin is the nicest looking one.

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>Straight from KC? Not much we actually circulate

>seems like too often we speak as if all of the girls look and act the exact same as what's in the profiles outside of a few bits of threadcanon.
It also hurts that people are unable to think outside the box and stop clinging to the profile art so much.

>> No.18652945

I hate this meme.

>> No.18652956

They aren't, but they still share some common traits that all members of that race will have. For example all Hellhounds will have dark skin. Obviously when discussing a race versus other you take in count their common traits. So for example, if you want a wolf girl wife that has black skin then it is logical to go for a Hellhound, because yes, other wolf girls with black skin can exist, but you have to look specifically for them. While all Hellhounds have black skin.

>> No.18652958

>are unable to think outside the box
my mother kind of beat that out of me.

>> No.18652967

Pretty sure all the fallen maidens/brides are off profile already.

>> No.18652969

Beat the box back into yourself then, faggot.

>> No.18652981


>> No.18652991

If ease is a significant factor, you should recall they're native to MGE China.
In other words, one hell of a trip.

>> No.18652992

You're going to find more brown Werewolves than ones with magical charcoal black skin.

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>> No.18653002

Unless you get the rarest of rarities: an albino Hellhound.

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This one's more or less the same. Then again she's already a monstergirl but doesn't realize it until the Lilim came.

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>> No.18653015

But that's Willsaga's art.

>> No.18653016

Jinkos are not Mist Continent exclusive though, they are native from there and likely a higher number of them exist there, but they aren't mist exclusive. And even then, you at least know where you can find one. Finding a specific Werecat or Nekomata that is as muscular as a Jinko, dominates martial arts like a Jinko, will want to marry you and is as tall as a Jinko sounds way harder to me.

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>> No.18653031

Nowhere is it stated that Hellhounds are rare monster girls.

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Would you be okay sacrificing your virgin semen upon an Altar dedicated to the Horned Pegasus before you were allowed to marry a Unicorn anon?

It's required tradition after all.

>> No.18653039

I think he was referring more to the rarity of coal black skin in werewolves compared to how common it is in hellhounds. Not the species.

>> No.18653048

I find those pipes so sexy for some reason.

>> No.18653052

No. The only one getting my virgin seed is my unicorn wife. That whore godess can get here own husband.

>> No.18653058

Not necessarily, but given the places they like to inhabit, you're significantly much less likely to run into one randomly as opposed to any other canine MG.
Unless you go cavorting around in graveyards often for some reason, and even then you're more likely to run into one of the other MGs in the Graveyard Smash™.

>> No.18653068

Can you have a valkyrie waifu without corrupting her?

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You wouldn't have a Unicorn wife without doing it though.

>> No.18653072

As long as you only have sex for the purpose of procreation.

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Isn't it super-difficult for monsters to have kids?

>> No.18653089

Fine. We’ll just need to keep trying every night until it works.

>> No.18653090

Yes, which means you'll have to try many times. The catch is that you can't fuck her when she's pregnant, because that's fun sex, and that's a sin.

>> No.18653102

So long as she thinks she's doing it because God(dess) Wills It up until she completely monsterizes, you're good.

>> No.18653111

Fine. But I want her to know that she is the only one in the world for me.

>> No.18653113

>But I'm 1000 years older than you!

>> No.18653143

>The catch is that you can't fuck her when she's pregnant, because that's fun sex, and that's a sin.
Then what's the damn point?

>> No.18653152

to procreate

>> No.18653161

I want to break into Wurm-chan's lair and steal all her sand!

>> No.18653178

AHKTUALLY, recent studies have shown that sex during pregnancy can be healthy for the mother, and the child.

The god wouldn’t want our child to be unhealthy or risk complications during the pregnancy right?

>> No.18653180


>> No.18653189

Remember the story of that Anon who spanked a Wurm's ass and gets chased relentlessly? You're gonna share his fate.

>> No.18653197

That lonely goddess need to get laid so she can stop harassing her followers.

Speaking of, what would happen if the chief god got a husband?

>> No.18653201

It's just her sand anon, not my hand on her butt.

>> No.18653214


That was my point. If you are looking for a specific trait in a monster girl it makes more sense to go for monster girl races that have said trait as an universal trait than looking for a specific monster girl from a race that does not have it. If you want a warrior monster wife and you are an unfit weakass, what makes more sense? Look for the one Lizardman that doesn't care or just go for a Minotaur or Amazon?

>> No.18653216

>The god wouldn’t want our child to be unhealthy or risk complications during the pregnancy right?
This is the MGE Chief God were talking about.

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I like the alternate Jabberwock here.

>> No.18653229

There are (so far) more mosnter girls in the forest than in Graveyards, plus forests are way bigger. I am of course talking about a guy specifically looking for a Hellhound wife though, I agree that if you aren't then yes, it is more likely to encounter a Werewolf.

>> No.18653231

I knew my fetish was well-founded.

>> No.18653232

>what would happen if the chief god got a husband?
The end of humanity.

>> No.18653239

it’s the equivalent of the dog getting ignored once the master finds a woman.

>> No.18653240

Also orgasmic birth
that is having an orgasm while giving birth actually is a thing , pretty rare irl but I assume that would be more common in mge land.

>> No.18653246

>a recent study

>> No.18653254

Yes and?

>> No.18653255

Is there anyway to get a Jinko waifu if it is not mating season? If I saw a Jinko I don't think I could resist the urge to caress and lick her abs. But if it is not mating season I risk getting a Jinko punch to the gut.

>> No.18653261


>> No.18653263

If you truly loved them then you'd be willing to take that risk.

>> No.18653268

Such a caress would induce an early heat anyway, so you're good to go.

>> No.18653277

There's gotta be a spell, potion or technique to make them rut. It's your job to find it, Anon. I'll bet a ren would know.

>> No.18653289

Rape her.

>> No.18653290

Use your imagination.
If it's not mating season, they might kidnap you and take you back to the village in preparation for mating season. There, you meet a bunch if Jinko husbands who give you advice. There's also a bunch of other men who also got caught.

When mating season comes around, all the unclaimed men are released into the forest...with a 10 minute headstart.

>> No.18653295

I don't mind the risk of getting punched. It is her walking away and rejecting me that would crush me.

>> No.18653299

Is this actually true or something you came up with?

>> No.18653303

How would they react to their future husbands seeking them out at night before the mating season arrives?

>> No.18653314

If you're afraid of rejection, you're going to be alone for the rest of your life

>> No.18653318

Fertil Steril. 2016 Sep 1;106(3):511-9. doi: 10.1016/j.fertnstert.2016.07.1101. Epub 2016 Jul 30.

How do I change my font to Times New Roman?

>> No.18653336

>Not now...b-baka
>To think you would try something so... s-stupid...
>Don't...t-touch me there
For best results, try it during the leadup to mating season, before it's in full swing

>> No.18653343

Or he can just wait for mating season.

>> No.18653344

I'm fine with that.

>> No.18653362


>> No.18653364

I would rather to just get sexual with her without going all out so that she is horny as fuck when mating season arise. Or simply cuddle up to her without trying anything else and use her muscled breasts as pillows.

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>> No.18653396

Fucking her out of mating season is basically raping her, so there's no guarantee she won't knock you out.

Alternatively, you might end up flipping her switch, making her go into heat early.

>> No.18653399

I don't want to be reminded.

>> No.18653403

I unironically want to see her do this.

>> No.18653404

So, does she give in and have sex? Or do I get knocked out?

>> No.18653408

Not happening, Wisp.

>> No.18653410

Most likely the sex, judging by the whole “happy endings for everyone” theme.

>> No.18653418

Quiet, you!

>> No.18653419

Black sclera is best.

>> No.18653420

>tfw you will never transform a jaded wisp waiting for you to kill your self into a loving ghost by showing her the value of life and death

>> No.18653424


>> No.18653437

Once they awaken to carnal desire they go into heat easily, even by a lustful glance.
How little or how far you have to push a jinko to stir that desire is unclarified.

>> No.18653438

Depends on the girl. If she fights you off, get ready because she'll be after you when mating season comes around.

And of she gives in, you better be ready to satisfy her.

All roads lead to getting ravaged by a tiger girl

>> No.18653454

But this is once you have already had sex with her which is what awaken her carnal desire. I am talking about going to a virgin Jinko and begin to rub and lick her abs.

>> No.18653471

Well he is already living with her and only waiting for mating season to arrive, so the happy ending is not endangered by her knocking him out.

>> No.18653479

Wisps can go after living men too. If one really likes you than there's no stopping her.

In that case you will still be with her after your death too.

>> No.18653491

What if I refuse when mating season comes around? I will tell her it is not fair that she didn't had sex with me when I wanted to, yet she have sex with me the first second her desire arise. So now she will have to wait the same number of days I had to wait.

>> No.18653493

Just like finding a Yeti in the summer, check the groomers for Jinkos getting their fur styled and shaved down

>> No.18653512

>What if I refuse when mating season comes around?

>> No.18653517

A noble endeavor, but one that is ultimately fruitless.

>> No.18653522

How good are you at defending yourself? Because you'd be getting raped pretty hard.

>> No.18653555

I absolutely suck at fighting, but I have good physical strenght so at least I could push her away as long as there are no punches involved.

>> No.18653571

You may think that acting like an edgelord will get monster girls to leave you alone. But all it does is make them pay even more attention to you!

>> No.18653576

Need more alternative dormice

>> No.18653606

You'd be raped softly.

>> No.18653637

What makes you think you have a choice? It’s rape, not a game of here we go round the maypole.

>> No.18653646

>Anon is being fought over between the edgy monsters looking for someone to brood with and the wholesome monsters looking for someone to heal

>> No.18653670

Oh man, that sounds like heaven
>get kabe-donned by delinquents looking for someone they can skip class with
>student council president chasing you around, trying to get you to work under her so she can fix your truant ways

>> No.18653671

I will get raped I guess, but I will be pouting through all of it.

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It's hard to be brooding when you're hard

>> No.18653700

As a loving wife I am sure she will respect my choice and my right over my own body. After all she made me respect her choice when she was not in season, so it is fair she respects mine.

>> No.18653716

By seducing her while still alive, and then living a wonderful life together, raising twin Wisp daughterus who show her that life is about love and laughter.

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>> No.18653725

She's not your wife until you consummate the marriage.

Also, it's mating season, so you probably have 20+ other Jinkos after you if you cockblock yourself on this one

>> No.18653740

What if you're such an edgelord that they treat you smiling like the second coming of christ?

>> No.18653742

I thought I was her husband the moment she kidnapped me and have me live with her. What have I been all this time then?

>> No.18653751

Please don't shitpost with Dark Slime. That's my favorite Slime.

>> No.18653757

>Anon tries acting like an edgelord because he wants to be left alone
>Ends up getting just as much if not more attention than the popular kids
Truly his life will be a living hell.

>> No.18653763

>What have I been all this time then?
The man she's going to savagely rape

I mean, you can try and fight her off but...

You're really not getting this "mating season" concept, are you?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>The best thing about being me, is there so many mes!

>> No.18653778

This is exactly how I want to be treated by a succubus

>> No.18653787

Kind of a late reply, but I don't prefer to use memes at all unless they're tongue in cheek jokes in the context of the story. Got other things to do, like getting wasted on Jack Daniels in a tub of luke warm water trying to imagine how a woman would react to slowly turning into an Ushi-Oni

>> No.18653797

I can't do anything to fight her off, not only are Jinkos way stronger than me, but also seasoned martial artists. But at least I will be showing my disapproval by pouting through the rape.

>> No.18653813

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that nothing is cuter than musclemotous trying to show off for their oniichan.

>> No.18653820

>tfw no Queen Slime waifu who runs and operates a trans-continental railroad.
It would be a life of adventure.

>> No.18653829

Those subtle changes in her facial expressions are perfect. Liches and wights are the best.

>> No.18653831

Sing-songy Succubi are Super!

>> No.18653844
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What about Jazzercise Succubi?

>> No.18653850

Reminder that the same guy who wrote Yandere moth also wrote a pretty fantastic succubus doujin that features one of those.

>> No.18653852

A cute, even if she and the other lithe girls get mocking glares from her the muscle monsters

>> No.18653912

Wouldn’t that be something to see.
>Pack of Jinkos chasing after anon

>> No.18653917

Yeah, so I'm probably going to have a story update by the end of the month.

>> No.18653929

Is she the proprietor of the railroad like Hetty Greenslime, or is she more of a Hobo Queen Slime?

>> No.18653930

Why are yetis so small?
Aren't abominable snowmen supposed to be huge?

>> No.18653937

I read that as get wasted in a tub of Jack Daniel's and now I have a new Satyros fantasy

>> No.18653945

Would spreading her anus so the whiskey gets inside and she gets add drunk be considered bullying or a bro move in this case?

>> No.18653952

>add drunk
Ass. Ass drunk.

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STILL scared of the ocean anon? Pitiful, truly pitiful.

How will you ever woo the best MGs available while you cower above the water's surface?

>> No.18653954

The idea is to relax in a tub of whiskey so...you have shit taste

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Both, she would be the proprieter who lounges in a private cabin and drinks champagne all day, but also have one or two train jumpers in the back carts for posterity sake. She's also the conductor, engineer, ushers, cooks, and maids.

>> No.18653963

Yeah, yeah. Answer the question.

>> No.18653966

>giving her the same name as the character from a certain retard shounen series
Why is Riot so retarded?

>> No.18653967

It's hard to telo the difference between a business run by slimes and one run by a single queen slime

>> No.18653975

You're the only one who's thinking that

>> No.18653988

My strategy is to cut my finger and dribble over the side of a very large boat.

>> No.18653990

I suppose if they are all the same color, and all have the same name, you might be dealing with a Queen. Now I have to wonder if a Queen Slimes divisions might take their own names? It's already been shown that they take different class types.

>> No.18654010

If expect them to have different names. She's have one true meta name, then a different one for each sub-slime. It's make it easier to refer to the different personalities and body types.

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>> No.18654022

>tfw no Irish Queen Slime named O'mally, O'connel, O'donnel, O'reilly, O'rion, etc...

>> No.18654023

Is it wrong if she is the only reason I want to play her game?

>> No.18654039

>Able to casually hang onto the side

>Despite being a slime she still can't seem to form a body with a big add
>Until she gets especially drunk and reveals she was only pretending

>> No.18654040

I'd rather die than be the husband of a water or spider girl.

>> No.18654048

I am deeply terrified of vast open sea.

>> No.18654063

Say that again and louder. I want to go comfort some unagi joro.

>> No.18654082

Freshwater girls aren't so bad.

>> No.18654112

I actually like quite a few of the water-based mosntergirls, but I couldn't ever marry one because the resulting lifestyle is far too inconvenient to me.

>> No.18654116

Can she sense the lewd, or did she do that on purpose?

>> No.18654126

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>> No.18654143
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>she hugs you harder

>> No.18654200

How would aquatic girls help people get over their phobia lf the ocean?

>> No.18654204
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Would mofu like wind in her hair?

>> No.18654217

Well, that just means I'll have to cum inside her one thousand times more!

>> No.18654233

I wonder how hard it is to platonically cuddle a joro. It can't be ecchi hijinks all the time, right?

>> No.18654255
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Yes, it can! They are eel whores after all. Even if you cuddle in the afterglow, she'll still have one hand on your dick.

>> No.18654269

I can’t wait to hear about the Rape on the Orient Express.

>> No.18654278

What would a Dire Yeti look like?

>> No.18654293
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She only looks small because she's sitting down.

>> No.18654303

Why wouldn’t they?

>> No.18654312

They have control over the viscosity so it’s whatever she wants.

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>> No.18654343

>Lazy Sunday afternoon
>Nuzzling your eel wife in the warm shallows
>Not horny, just want to be close to her
>She's just barely got her hand on your junk
>You only have one finger in her vagina and you're not moving it
>This is the least lewd position you've manages to get into lately
>Ah, well

>> No.18654371

And what about her abdominals?

>> No.18654406
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Stupid cat

>> No.18654413

Now I'm picturing a hellpup doing this with her tongue hanging out. God damn it.

>> No.18654432

It was HFY the human fighters would run the monsters into the ground without effort. Nikolais fight would of ended faster and it would have the knights laughing at how shit the monsters are.

>> No.18654439

If it was HFY*

>> No.18654452

Fuck off to /tg/

>> No.18654473
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That's pretty cute.

>> No.18654475

I said IF it was HFY.
I don't want scalebound to be seen as HFY. Beast tries to keep some form of balance between monsters and humans and I like that.

>> No.18654502

Would MGE girls view self-defense against a monster girl something only irredeemable scum do?

>> No.18654511

How does one get a Cheshire to make a face like that?

>> No.18654516

insert dik

>> No.18654518

Hilt yourself in her asshole in one stroke

>> No.18654534
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Cute cat

>> No.18654536

After taking a maximum dose of growth pills, right?

>> No.18654537

Only if he's not already married.

>> No.18654550

Man, that would be really unfortunate for a man to be treated with outright hostility for something that isn't even his fault.

>> No.18654554

I want to marry a Cheshire Cat. They're just so cute and fun.

>> No.18654556

Married Cheshires are three times as smug as unmarried Cheshires and often have more cuddly bodies due to impregnation and/or wonderland products to give them MILF bodies.
As a trade off, they have a weak point they can't defend against that will turn them into happy mewling piles of flustered mush, and that's whispers of "I love you" from their husband.

>> No.18654571

Just imagine a Cheshire trying to give you the "Wonderland Tour" only for you to roll with it so much that she doesn't even get to tease you. Then when she shows you the exit and doesn't expect you to stay with her since you didn't seem to fall into Wonderland's madness you get on one knee, propose to her, and wake up the next morning in a cute bed with her snuggled up against you with the biggest smile you've ever seen and tear stains on her cheeks.

>> No.18654574
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>Ohohoho! Anon pleases Cheshires for fun!

>> No.18654575

This is why you don’t dick the daughteru. They may end up inbread

>> No.18654585
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Never forget how adorable that Lapcat ojou-sama is. Poor girl's parents are never around.

>> No.18654595
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They'll taunt, teas, & troll you incessantly, then ride you ragged. But at the end of the day she'll still crawl into bed, lay her head on your chest, and fall asleep gently purring as she cuddles you.

>> No.18654601

That's the life. Spending my days exploring Wonderland with the woman I love. And then night comes and we cuddle up in bed.

>> No.18654661

I'm still waiting for a Phoenix and a Frost Giant myself.

>> No.18654662
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"Sexual Urge!" Right?

>> No.18654688

It's quite good. Not often I can get multiple reads of something.

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Little doodle succ is a cute

>> No.18654698

Its weird how theres alreaey a jōtunn story.
I don't think KC has done any Norse girls.

>> No.18654708

>What is Valkyrie?

>> No.18654717


>> No.18654765
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This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.18654782

I don't know Anon, she's close but she ain't my wife.

>> No.18654783

I’d love to have a German Kikimora who speaks in broken English.

>> No.18654787
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That is factually incorrect.

>> No.18654808

Hips and tits are fine. Too fat though, go hourglass or go home

>> No.18654810

I want to cuddle in bed with my Kobold waifu and give her butterfly kisses!

>> No.18654814

She is going to lick all your face!

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>> No.18654847

There might be some gentle licking once in awhile, yes, but if we did it at bedtime I think she'd be a little too sleepy to lick with her normal enthusiasm. Plus, it'd be a tender, comfy moment, she wouldn't want to mess it up!

See anon, that'd only happen if she were in heat or some other situation where a mere touch could set her off.

>> No.18654880

>Straight line from tip of the nose to the chin
But why

>> No.18654883

Easily, the best girls are all up on the surface, I'm sure a lot of them have crazy strong maternal instincts

>> No.18654889

Ask her to teach you her morning exercises

>> No.18654897

How come dogs always want to lick my nose?
But that's wrong. You must GO DEEPER.

>> No.18654900

I'd like to personally experience a test run of this peak performance if she would care to oblige.

>> No.18654905

They're just trying to recognize your dominance and show that they support you.

>> No.18654910

>Go deeper
Pff, only the riffraff are truly lurking in the depths of the oceans. If you're going with that angle you gotta go to Antarctica, or study the mad ravings of adbul alhazred and find your waifu in the stars

>> No.18654918
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So I'm the top dog wherever I go? Cool.
Sea MILF lives deep down. Do it for her.

>> No.18654923

If I wanted to marry a stick I'd find a stick mantis girl to fuck

>> No.18654924
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Trying to hook up friends like

>> No.18654936

Because you're not a Cupid you silly Succubutt.

>> No.18654942

No bully pls. She laid her eggs many moons ago and got fit since.

>> No.18654948
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The lamia is pretty adorable too. Yanedere, but under control.

>> No.18654952
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Shy succubutts just like to take things (relatively) slow. Be patient, darling.

>> No.18654958
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Can't take it too slow though.

>> No.18654966

Oh, I thought you only meant the term milk figuratively.

Where's her husband in all this?

>> No.18654970

Bit of a Freudian slip there. Meant milf

>> No.18654971
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I said 'relaitively', didn't I? Don't worry, poles will still be filling holes. She want to get to know the meat attached to said pole first.

>> No.18654982

All species in Subnautica are all-female single-sex species, which is what makes the setting so well suited for Monster Girl modification.

>> No.18654998

I’d love to take a nerdy, shy Succubus’ virginity.

>> No.18655028

Do you think that A shy Succ would be freaking about about her first time? I mean, yeah, her instincts will ensure she's still a goddess in bed, but would she be scared & doubtful leading up to that?

>> No.18655042
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She'll have practised a lot before though.

>> No.18655044

Big-Breasted Barmaid Bird-dog!

>> No.18655047

Practice all you want. Stripping in front of a mirror and playing with toys are a different beast from a cute boy and his hot, throbbing cock.

>> No.18655068
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Regular reminder to not trust monster merchants or anything found in monster dungeons.
At the very least, bring some magical identification.

>> No.18655075

What is the difference of the mating press and the anvil position?

>> No.18655077

>She practiced hard with her toys and Anon daki
>She reviewed over a thousand hour of porn
>She went as far as taking days off just to train her resistance to pleasure
>She even tested a temporary womb pleasure rune
>None of that helped when she climaxed a dozen of time and nearly passed out from her first insertion with a real human cock

>> No.18655091
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Leg positioning, it would seem. Mating press seems a generic term for a range of positions from the Rodeo to Eagle to Anvil, where the lady positions her vagina vertically upwards to ensure the highest chance of insemination.

>> No.18655139

I want to corrupt an aggressive delinquent who loves to start fights into a Kikimora.

>> No.18655194

That's how you get a kiki that acts like a Slav. Do you really want that?

>> No.18655217

Wouldn't mind a third inbetween image in the sequence.

>> No.18655282

>need to talk to your Kiki about something in the middle of the nifht, can't find her anywhere
>turns out she's squatting, heels down, on your roof while drinking vodka and solving chess problems

>> No.18655334

What happened to KC?

He hasn't posted anything on his Twitter in a month. Normally he's tweeting or retweeting things every couple of days

>> No.18655348

He finally got his baphomet and Cheshire waifus. He doesn't need Twitter anymore

>> No.18655410

>She responds to your presence with a gruff sounding "Да?"
>She's apologetic the next morning and tells you she was a little tipsy

>> No.18655415

>Do you think that A shy Succ would be freaking about about her first time?
On the inside.
>you see her on the bed with a “come hither” look
>in her mind: “OH MY DEMON LORD IT’S HAPPENING!!!! OK... Ok... calm down... OH MY I DON’T THINK THAT CAN FIT!!!!”

>> No.18655425
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MG inner voices are the best.

>> No.18655647

>666th post

>> No.18655677
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So what kind of maid do you like the most?
I'd like a bug maid, because I'm a bug slut.

>> No.18655678
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It was figured out ages ago that the number of the beast is actually 616 though.

>> No.18655683

Yeah, but everyone knows 666, so it's easier to use that one. If I use another, people will think I'm just boasting about my superior knowledge.
444 is the spookiest actually.

>> No.18655708

The supreme number is actually 0451

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>> No.18655712

Why is Ainz so based? I wish I was a powerful overlord who could keep a dungeon full of cute girls and minions.

>> No.18655713

That number is familiar for some reason.

>> No.18655715

It's a /v/ meme.

>> No.18655718

I feel bad when you call it that.

>> No.18655721

Wasn't that a code in System Shock 2? It's really familiar.

>> No.18655723
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Don't we all?

>> No.18655728

Yes, the studio that made it used the code all over the place. It's a reference to Fahrenheit 451.

>> No.18655731

HAHA! I knew it was familiar!

>> No.18655755

Mouse maids! Having a bunch of pregnant Loli mice around to do whatever I want to sounds heavenly. Bonus points if there are a few dormice and hinezumis mixed in too.

>> No.18655763

Having a dungeon like that with a harem inside it is a top tier fantasy,

>> No.18655845
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>> No.18655857

They look more like zerglings than mantises.

>> No.18655859

Talk about giving head

>> No.18655879

I like the one in the middle, she looks fun to play with.

>> No.18655886
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Only god knows the level of their power combined

>> No.18655910

This is NOT the correct way to mount a Salamander. I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

>> No.18655942

Is that the end of Harold then?
Feels kind of anticlimactic to just do away with him like that.

>> No.18655967
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>ywn get a onee chan to massage you until you feel like melting

>> No.18655996

That manga has to be the hottest non-sexual doujin I ever read.

>> No.18656064
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Lets play some poker

>> No.18656082

how about some wonderland version of UNO

>> No.18656093

>this is nowhere to be found on Sadpanda

>> No.18656094

>Hobo Std

>> No.18656104

just go to the mirror site

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>> No.18656181

Just give me a chubby NEET trumpart.
She'd be cute.

>> No.18656212
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She'd be just like Murasaki.

>> No.18656220

That's not how you eat a pizza. What is she doing, does she want me to teach her how to do it?

>> No.18656231

That just makes it better.

>> No.18656232

melted cheese is pretty hot

>> No.18656242

Senrans make excellent Monster girls.

>> No.18656248

That goes without saying.
A werecat Kat would be too lewd.

>> No.18656264

I've never been so jealous of a stuffed bear before. Lucky bebeby.
I need a Cheshire or Kobold version of Ryouna.

>> No.18656272

I always go Dark Angel due to how lewd she is and the clothes.

She's top-tier lewd though.

>> No.18656289

Cheshire would be cheating, and what would her sister be?
We all know what her older one would be

>> No.18656352

She's probably the lewdest senran by a large margin.
Cheshire is perfect, a blonde faggotcat that just wants to be punished would destroy any sense of reason I have left.
As for her sister, she's too tall to be a baphomet but a flat version of a non-loli race could work.
You monster

>> No.18656356

>a blonde faggotcat that just wants to be punished
As a spankfag, this interests me. Continue.

>> No.18656361

Well its simple.
Ryobi would be a flatter cheshire.
Their eldest would be a ghost.

>> No.18656409

Spanking, pet play, public displays, she'd be into all that kind of stuff. You could even combine all three by walking her through wonderland on a leash and spanking her in front of the other monster girls.
She's a good girl though.

>> No.18656412
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>tfw no qt monstergirl to spank in public

>> No.18656416

All the sisters are.
A threesome with the twins is mandatory for Ryona bullying

>> No.18656439
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>public displays
No thank you.

>> No.18656466

Not him but I would do some public displays to that Ryona-cat

>> No.18656483

Knowing what Ryouna's like she would prefer being tied up and blindfolded while she can hear her sister getting fucked in the same room rather than a threesome. Dicking her after would be a must though.
Why is that cow so angry? It's not usually my thing either but it fits her character too well to avoid mentioning.

>> No.18656490

Don't forget the Vibrator eggs on her nipples too to tease her while its going.
And yes, she would most definately get the D, although Ryobi would be on top for her session.

>> No.18656502

>gentle ryobi cheshire femdom
Lovely. Keeping Ryouna tied up when it's her turn would be a must though, maybe doing it when she's still hanging from the ceiling by her wrists but lifting her up into a full nelson like position so she can see herself in a mirror for maximum humiliation.

>> No.18656529

Yep, although Ryoubi would be pretty smug about it.
Ryouna is definitely for embarrassing and cuddling afterwards like the cute little meat toy she is.

>> No.18656540

It's literally impossible to refuse a Cheshire cat's offer to violently pound her ass while pulling on her hair/tail in front of her friends who might get jealous and ask for a turn.

>> No.18656545

Ryoubi is the best Senran with the best butt.

>> No.18656549
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>> No.18656551

That she is.
Being a cheshire would only double that rear.

This is true

>> No.18656572

>a Dragon will never pat my head with clawed hand like that one and tell me I'm a good boy
Yeah, whatever. See if I care.

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>> No.18656577

What about Katsuragi, I've been trying to think of what monster girl species she'd be but I can't think of a good one.

>> No.18656578

Depends on how you want to go.
If you like puns, making Kat a cat is pretty simple, if you want to play up the groping than go tentacle.

>> No.18656579

Cuddling with both is a must, one on each arm in the afterglow.
Hair/tail pulling during lewd acts patrician.

>> No.18656588

For sure.
Hearing those fatigued purrs as you go to sleep would be the greatest.

Just pray that Ryoubi never learns about holst milk and that Ryouna never finds your credit card for a few 'special' online purchases.

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>> No.18656625

>shitty button nose

>> No.18656627

>anon was doing the same thing, trying to not let his waifu down
>nearly drained his balls before hand to make sure he didn't finish too early
>committed the entire screenplay of Schindler's List to memory so he could take his mind off the pleasure if needed
>he still came about a dozen times from the extraordinary pleasure that is a monster girl's pussy
This is what I want my first time to be like. We're both madly in love and weak to each other's charms.

>> No.18656640

What is the context of this pic?

>> No.18656681

My man. Although, if she's going to treat you like a dog, it's only fair if you treat her like your master.
>follow her around with enthusiasm for anything she's doing
>lie on your back with your arms and legs up so she can 'play' if she wants to
>randomly jump up onto her lap when she's relaxing on the couch and begin kissing her face
>stick your head between her thighs and take in her wonderful smell and maybe even lick a bit

>> No.18656688
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Kraken-chan, what are you doing with that tentacle?

>> No.18656694

>Man prior to having Kraken-chan attempt to pat his head with a tentacle

>> No.18656708

I'm proud of that story.

>> No.18656721

>Gopnitsa Kikimora
>Squatting and Drinking Vodka
>How she gets so good at squat is through sexy time with master.

>> No.18656771

Which species would an explosion enthusiast be? Gremlin?

>> No.18656780

Dark Mage.

>> No.18656792
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Lolikko bomb witches.

>> No.18656797

I want to play with a dragon's hair and praise how well kept it is and that even a kej would be jealous.

>> No.18656804
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Mindflayers working in law seems like a bad idea.

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>> No.18656818

You can’t post nips and pussy, even if it’s an image inside a screenshot

>> No.18656847

A man and a monster girl falling in love and then losing to each other's cock/pussy is how a life-long marriage is built.
>Decades later she tells your grand-granddaughter the story of your first time and how she nearly went mad from the pleasure of you cumming continuously right into her womb for two minutes straight

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>> No.18656896
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>360 degree sex with a Mermaid
>You're barrel rolling through the sea as she milks your seed from you, her vaginal walls and body quivering against you in sweet rapture
>Can't escape because of pelvic fins operating like pedipalps on an Arachne, your face pushed into her bosom
>Sixty-nines with her can go with stuff like her licking at your rosebud if you're so deviant like that while you slurp at her Mermaid pussy in what should be a standing position
>Or conversely, she can suckle your testes while you're doing that exact position
>Can't escape her because she can out-swim you underwater
>She has enough vaginal control to put a Dolphin to shame, milking you every time in sync with her orgasms
>On land the best sex is in the shallows, near beaching levels on a dolphin, orca, or whale
>Her body's natural mucus is like NURU as she slips and slides all over your front, nibbling your ears and whispering sweet nothings as you hug her while laying on your sides
>She has to stifle her moans and yips of pleasure so as to not attract attention, since sound carries farther above water
>If you're found, it's two bodies twitching against one another in a hug while your seed squelches lewdly out of her gluttonous Mermaid pussy
>People thought horse pussy was the final vaginal frontier, the almighty all-pussy
>When Mermaid fuckers have had that shit on lockdown since Day 1

>> No.18656899

It never really occurred to me to do this type of thing but now I want to. You're just making me sadder that they don't exist.
At least Berserk gave me a Dark Elf princess today.

>> No.18656901

Psychic prosecutors sound like they'd be useful.

>> No.18656904

New girl?!

>> No.18656910 [SPOILER] 
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What about psychic defense attorneys?

>> No.18656914

>The cross that you are for

>> No.18656918

Looks more like he’s confirming that that is his official account.

>> No.18656919
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About time.

>> No.18656921

I don't into Phoenix Wright.

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>> No.18656931

You mean psychic ghost defense attorney.

>> No.18656934

It's pretty dumb to comment on something you're completely in the dark about, especially if it's incredibly easy to check.

>> No.18656936

Silly anon.

>> No.18656942

Defence attorneys would be out of a job. You can't defend some one when their brain admits to their crimes, or blatantly demonstrates their innocence.

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>> No.18656968

This sheep has no wool!

>> No.18656985
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Greenworm is all grown up.

>> No.18656988

oh hey neat

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>> No.18656991

Papillon/Greenworm confirmed best girl tier.

>> No.18656998

She looks lovely.

Not too sure about the bendy straw there but I suppose they had to fit some butterfly references besides the wings.

>> No.18657003

>she drinks flower juice from her apron with a crazy straw
What a weirdo!

>> No.18657004

>Not too sure about the bendy straw
Watch it be some marsupial like pouch or something.

>> No.18657008

>I suppose they had to fit some butterfly references besides the wings
She has a fat abdomen too, she's adorable.

>> No.18657009

Ay ay ay what a pretty butter fly.

>> No.18657012

For some reason the banjo kaazooi spring song springs to mind

>> No.18657014

I like her tiddies

>> No.18657015

Searching for a man all across japan.
Fuck that's going to be stuck in my head for a while.

>> No.18657017

I kind of wish he did it like this one.

>> No.18657028

>That BIG abdomen
This is what peak fertility looks like. She has an optimum body for impregnation.

>> No.18657029

This is just a fucking fairy, what the fuck
He couldn't have made her any more boring if he tried

>> No.18657031

>Not too sure about the bendy straw

>> No.18657033

What should be have done?

>> No.18657034

Her wings are pretty.

>> No.18657040

I dunno, at least have some chitin on the arms and legs like the other bug girls.
I don't like to use the term cosplay tier but in this case it really does apply.

>> No.18657041

Fairies don't have bug abdomens you fucking faggot.

>> No.18657047

At least she grows up to have hands, this is much better.

>> No.18657048

>I dunno, at least have some chitin on the arms and legs like the other bug girls.
What would be the point of making her look uglier for the sake of fulfilling some arbitrary monstrousness quota?

She looks perfect. And she's supposed to look nearly like a human to contrast the Greenworm's grotesque appearance. It's the classic ugly duckling story.

>> No.18657050

You are just being a negative Nancy.

>> No.18657052

Well. Guess I know what I'm writing next.
I've impressed people before by picking up butterflies and having them hang out on my sweaty hands licking salt, this must be applied to her

>> No.18657054

Nice. I think this is one of KC's prettiest designs, he really outdid himself

>> No.18657060

This makes having a Greenworm childhood friend the best thing ever.

>> No.18657068

Seems ripe for an ugly duckling type story.

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Mofu botes!

>> No.18657070
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Here's a fairy. Compare and contrast I guess.

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>she's supposed to look nearly like a human to contrast the Greenworm's grotesque appearance. It's the classic ugly duckling story.

Right here.

>> No.18657075

>This is just a fucking fairy.
Look very close behind her wings,if you thinks she is just a fairy

>> No.18657080

Raw text for anyone who wants to machine translate: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/papillon/text.html
If google translate is to be trusted there are rare cases where a Greenworm can enter metamorphosis on her own by consuming the nutrients that were meant for the mate she didn't get, this results in a Papillon with a marvelous and plump body looking for a husband.

>> No.18657084

Wasn’t there a greentext like that I’m an earlier thread?

>> No.18657086

Childhood friend, sister or any other role like that fits greenworms perfectly now.

>> No.18657087
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>chitin on the arms

>> No.18657088

In an earlier thread?*
Fuck I need to go to sleep.

>> No.18657089

But what if I want the worm

>> No.18657095
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So mothman is ugly then?
'Cause I'm not seeing how turning those boots and arms into chitin would somehow ruin that transition.

>> No.18657101

I agree with you if we go solely by the picture but her profile puts a big emphasis on them representing spring and being genki, a more monstrous and bug-like design would have made that aspect of her much less prevalent.
Seeing her made me smile that's a success in my book even if I had envisioned/hoped for a butterfly girl with gorgeous chitin and unique eyes.

>> No.18657112

Great now I’m thinking about a gyaru Papillon.

>> No.18657119

I wish she would be further on a nee-san side of spectrum, i.e. looked more mature, like Jabberwock. Not particularly into femdom or anything, but I thought it would be a nice touch to perfectly polarize her with greenworm in that regard.

>> No.18657125

I'm not saying she needs to be much more monstrous, just that she should have SOMETHING. Every single part of her design screams that she's basically meant to look like a human, from the headband meant to make her antennae look fake, to the carefully hidden away bug abdomen, to the lack of chitin on the limbs that every other insect monster has had so far, and that just annoys me. I know exactly why he did it, KC is obsessed with all kinds of contrast and I could see this coming the moment he posted Greenworm, but even though I saw it coming it still makes me angry.

>> No.18657126

>Been having dreams of butterfly girl since my youth
>this happens

I'll be watching this one with great interest.

>> No.18657129

The one where an Anon decides to stick with his Greenworm childhood friend after seeing her bombshell butterfly mother?

A Papillon's body is made to best reproduce with her husband who she spent metamorphosis with. If you have a gyaru fetish and fuck a Greenworm you're bound to end up with a gyaru Papillon sporting your favorite bodytype.

>> No.18657140

>The one where an Anon decides to stick with his Greenworm childhood friend after seeing her bombshell butterfly mother?
Yeah that’s the one.

>> No.18657146
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The moral of the story is "There is never a downside to feeding bugs."

>> No.18657151

>new girl 15 minutes in
>thread already using her as an ingredient to brew some abomination

Also objectively kinda this >>18657029 (use punctuation marks you retard).

>> No.18657161

This is why you be nice to those nerdy, always hungry, Greenworms in middle and high school.

>> No.18657165

Q: Do Greenworms also grow into Mothmen?
A: Nope, Mothmen grow from a different kind of larva. Greenworms only turn into Papillons.

Q: Can a Greenworm remain that way without growing into a Papillon?
A: Greenworms that have plenty of sex before entering the pupa stage will have their bodies recognize their husband's desires, and his semen as their staple food, and deeming her current body to be optimal for breeding, her growth will stop.

>> No.18657166

>【魔物娘図鑑まめちしき】Q「パピヨンに成長させずグリーンワームのままでいさせる事はできますか?」 A「蛹になる前のグリーンワームの間にたっぷりと交り、精を主食として覚え込ませつつ、かつ夫が望めば、彼女達の肉体が「現在の肉体が繁殖に最適」と認識し、成長が止まるそうです」
If there's any greenworm lovers out there, they can stay as one if the husband wants them to as they will recognize their current body as the best one for mating with him.

>> No.18657173

Was too slow I guess. I hope we see what moths start out as though.

>> No.18657179
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You call that a fairy?
Now this is a fairy.

>> No.18657188

Q: So Devils are described as lower rank and Demons are higher rank, but since we've got zombies that can become wights, ghosts becoming phantoms, if a Devil increases her power can she turn into a Demon? Is there that kind of relationship between those races?

A: Devils and Demons are separate races like Succubi and Imps. A Devil cannot become a Demon. Devils that build up great power will become Archdevils that are more powerful than Demons, however.

>> No.18657191

How do swimsuits that tiny even stay on? I mean, she may as well stop trying to pretend and just go nude!

>> No.18657192

>you will never trick a baka fairy into sex
Cirno is dangerously tempting.
>Archdevils that are more powerful than Demons
Profile fucking when? I need this.

>> No.18657195

>Devils that build up great power will become Archdevils.
How smug can they get though?

>> No.18657196

>KC is obsessed with all kinds of contrast
True, though I personally feel he justify such extreme contrasts with the profile text.
I can see where your frustration comes from and I too wish KC would release some more distinctive monster girls, but I can't find it in me to get mad when he keeps releasing lovable monster girls.

That's a pretty smooth solution that actually makes sense.

>> No.18657198

>Devils that build up great power will become Archdevils that are more powerful than Demons, however.
Baronessfag btfo

>> No.18657200
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Arch Imp has taught us that minor shit like that doesn't need its own profile. Keep it to setting material.

>> No.18657207

>though I personally feel he justify such extreme contrasts with the profile text
Maybe, but I still end up annoyed by the result more often than not. Especially if the contrast ends up being "aggressive/smug/wild girl gets tamed by dick and turns into a submissive wife" which we're getting all the fucking time recently.

>> No.18657209

To be fair, she's just a Baroness, not a Countess, Duchess or Heir Apparent. She's just rural nobility.

>> No.18657213

Uh, so some initial translations are done and like...Do you see that straw?

"Like a butterfly, she uses a long straw to drink nectar, though its a man's spirit energy in this case. Sliding it into his penis, she gets the sweetest spirit energy while her husband orgasms over and over from the suctiom straight from his balls. In this way they grow closer."

"The sensation of feeling her tongue prying at his deepest parts will drive him insane, filling his mind with cloudy thoughts. It will become a game for her, to penetrate her husband's orifices, whether it be the nectar inside of his penis or his ear canal, teasing him relentlessly. In this way, covered in scales from her wings, and feeling the sensation of her dexterous tongue assaulting him, the man will completely submit to her."

>> No.18657215

Arch Demons probably exist too, just like arch succubi.
But arch imp is much more attractive and the role reversal details in the profile are nice.

>> No.18657216

>"Like a butterfly, she uses a long straw to drink nectar, though its a man's spirit energy in this case. Sliding it into his penis, she gets the sweetest spirit energy while her husband orgasms over and over from the suctiom straight from his balls. In this way they grow closer."
aww jeez.

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>> No.18657222

For some reason, I expected this. At the risk of causing another rout, that damn Monster Girl Report.

>> No.18657224
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Definitely wish it was part of her tongue like the crabman butterfly.

>> No.18657225

Her profile doesn't state anything like that. The entire profile is about them only existing to sate their husband's desires and how they think about nothing else other than making him happy with their hyper genki attitude.

>> No.18657228

>actually posting it
You madman.
It's just someon shitposting.

>> No.18657229

Good thing for me that sounding is one of those “out there” fetishes I like.

>> No.18657230

Does this include Oomukade?

>> No.18657232

Guess I'll see you guys next week when the fires are out.

>> No.18657238

There's no fire, it's just a joke.

>> No.18657240

I want a small greenworm to become a huge papillion.

>> No.18657242
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I want to give the oomukade iinchou a plate full of delicious clovers.

>> No.18657243

Same here anon. Same here.

>> No.18657244

Sounds like troll
I don't think of would go that far.

>> No.18657248

So you have to make a choice whether you actually love her for who she is and her being a worm doesn't matter or only really love her until she can transform into a butterfly which you truly then will love

>> No.18657250

I wondered how long it would take for people to just put whatever they want as a translation.

>> No.18657252

The straw?

>> No.18657253

>Not two people

>> No.18657259

Nice tits, and hips

>> No.18657260

Fine. An unknown, non-zero amount of people.

>> No.18657272

We both know who exactly they are

>> No.18657274

I want to help my Greenworm Onee-san change into a beautiful Papillon!

>> No.18657278

How long until we have the recolors? I want to see the Blue Morpho variation and the Monarch variation.

>> No.18657283

>Sliding it into his penis
Hold the fuck up

>> No.18657298

Why is Papillon being very human-like somehow a bad thing? Isn't that a desirable quality?

>> No.18657305

Wonderland Centaur soon STALKERS, get your masks ready.

>> No.18657309

It was nice seeing the thread's reaction to this.
"Aw hell yeah" became "Oh fuck off" in one post.

>> No.18657312
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Yeah, that's why this is the Human girl thread where we discuss human girls.
Nobody could ever want a dirty bug like this.

>> No.18657316

You’ve said this for the past two years now Anon. When are you gonna realize that KC closed the door on wonderland a while back?

>> No.18657323

>tfw my “Aw hell yeah” became “AW HELL YEAH” in one post

>> No.18657327

You're right I wouldn't, those legs are too much.

>> No.18657332
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>Closing the doors
>To Wonderland

Can't be done.

>> No.18657336

>have greenworm imouto
>nice girl, always cleans her plate
>she grows a lot, but still insists on cuddling up to you and hugging you with her little arms
>one day she bashfully asks if you could help her out with a problem
>say yes, of course
>get coccoon'd inmmediately
>spend days in the dark with her, feeling her body change, getting to entwine your fingers with hers for the first time
>you finally break out, carrying a gorgeous, thicc papillion imouto in your arms
good end

>> No.18657339

Art is nice, but we all know the profile is the meat of the girls. Until we get a trustworthy translation, its all shitposting.

>> No.18657349

Fuck right off Bollocks

>> No.18657351

This art is terrible.
I'm convinced that fa/tg/uys are kin to furries, because both groups act exactly the same.

>> No.18657359

He didn't post it it was ace.

>> No.18657386

Which is more of a commitment for a young anon to childhood friend? Greenworm? Ushi-Oni?

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>> No.18657398

The raiju headpat/wedding dress/ daughter commision guy

>> No.18657404

eating secreations for months while a greenworm rapes you in a small cocoon beats ushi-oni since you can at least get prepare for pelvis breaking

>> No.18657414

Guilt by association, I recognize the writing style on the second part.

>> No.18657421
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Is anyone else getting tired of "This art is shit / terrible!" anon yet?

Not even in a annoying or shitposting kind of way, he's just so tiresome. Like Zombie Davinci could make the MG version of The Last Supper and he'd call it shit anyway for some petty incoherent reason.

>> No.18657426

I learned to not give a fuck about people like that.

>> No.18657429

Don't you know? All art is shit, all writing is shit, and these threads need to be prevented from existing. I hope my sarcasm is obvious

>> No.18657435

You can try to run away from the Ushi-Oni. The greenworm already has you cocooned.

>> No.18657439

If /tg/ didn't feel the need to shoehorn /tg/ stuff into literally everything they do, nobody would be calling them shit.

>> No.18657442

Papillon doesn't seem to have any fetishes attached to her aside from maybe impregnation.
The good news is you won't have any problems making your daughters finish their veggies.

>> No.18657443

But you're the only one whining about them.

>> No.18657457

You mean butterfly?

>> No.18657460

You should really ignore the obvious shitposters, like him and the guy that always says "fuck right off" and "take a hike"

>> No.18657465

I like that. There's something charming about a girl with a big appetite

>> No.18657471

Congratulations anon, you understand french.

>> No.18657474

The species' official name is "Papillon", french for butterfly.

There is a line in her profile about how she usually just sips on flowers but will happily devour all the plates of food you serve her.

>> No.18657480

Yep, its why I Like P'Orcs

>> No.18657487

I’d love to subscribe to many different MG YouTube channels.
>Greenworm food reviews
>Gazer gaming channels
>White Horn baby product review channels
>Manticore ASMR channels
>Mucus Frog alt news channels

>> No.18657490

Ah, a man of culture I see.

God, I love her already

>> No.18657493

I'd like to see yuri frogs

>> No.18657494

Why the free French? Is it just to be classy? Like saying "petite" instead of loli?

Ta gueule pédé, ou j'te cogne.

>> No.18657496

Grown tired of his thing a while back, I'm actually kind of suspicious that the "shit art" and the image spammer guy are one and the same, almost like they're trying to paint a narrative that all the art that gets posted here is bad.

>> No.18657500

I do 99% of the time but I always figured they'd get tired of shitposting before I'd get tired of their shitposts.

I kind of want Zombie DaVinci MG showcasing MG Last Supper now though.

>> No.18657502

Don't forget the Rata News channel!

>> No.18657507

>White Horn baby product review channels
Why though? Shouldn't it be Echidna or something?

>> No.18657508

who would be jesus

>> No.18657514

Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.18657515

It’s because she’s a lonely single CC who’s trying to show men that she’s good with children.

>> No.18657516

>"Oi boss! The barbecue was great tonight!"
>"But we're still feeling hungry"
>"Yeah! Don't we deserve some "dessert" boss?"
>"Don't try to resist cutie, this is going to happen~"
And then anon got gangbanged by a High Orc and her P'orc sisters.

>> No.18657524

Now that's just sad.

>> No.18657529

Her contact information is in the video description anon. Are you going to make that /fa/ deer happy?

>> No.18657535

>>Manticore ASMR channels
What would this be like? I can only imagine the video titles.
>kidnapping roleplay [tail tapping] [sadistic whispering] [kissing sounds]
Would subscribe.
>satyros spirit review channels
>troll cooking channels
>oni work out tips
Could be fun too.

>> No.18657536

Horned Pegasus

>> No.18657538

You say that like its a bad thing.

>Greenworm food reviews
>Munchu munchu munchu
>"8/10 Burger, the meat is well cooked and the cheese is perfectly melted but the lettuce and tomato have soaked up the juices too much, making them no longer crisp and flavorful."
>Munchu munchu munchu
>"Bonus points for steak fries."

I like pigs, even better when they're in blankets on my bed

>> No.18657540

Just imagine commissioning her for a private ASMR track and then she actually tracks your IP, kidnaps you and rapes you.

>> No.18657542

>I can only imagine the video titles.
You mean such as "Gentle Venom Overdose Roleplay"?

>> No.18657546

>Greenworm food reviews
>HUEG greenworm dressed as Guy Fieri travelling and visiting different restaurants
>"Well 'ere we are, at the Grubhall, a family owned restaurant famous for their tortillas. Let's take a trip to flavourtown"
>devours her plate in seconds and asks for more
>hear the rata producer ask her questions from behind the camera
>"Miss Fieri! Tell them about what you are eating"
>she utterly ignores everyone around her as she attacks her plate like a woman on a mission
>"Wow, that was lovely! I liked everything about this, the salad was great too!"
>"It was a decorative flower vase, m'am"
>"Great then, that's my recommendation, come down to Grubhall and get tortillas and a decorative flower vase, they go great together! Now let's go check that open-air restaurant in front, I see something delicious"
>"Wha- oh no miss Fieri, that's a public park"
>camera drops as poor rata-chan tries to drag the greenworm away from the trees

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>> No.18657550

Ask the tritonias

>> No.18657558

I can tell you only what the noises would be and what she used for foley.
Heavy breathing, loving teasing, a dildo, her hand and an economy sized jar of lube.

>> No.18657559

>>troll cooking channels
Epic Meal Trolls when?

>> No.18657566

Oh my goooooooooood...

>> No.18657568

>the rape is also a private asmr session where she ties you up and takes her time teasing
Not the worst of fates.
If a venom overdose is what she classes as gentle I'd be scared of what her definition of violent is.

>> No.18657572

Don't forget about the incredible multitude of sex toy reviews and amateur lingerie models/cosplayers.

>> No.18657583

>Not the worst of fates.
Keep in mind she'll have you blindfolded too, and she'll make you tell her what you think she's doing to you. If you're good, she'll even take the blindfold off for a bit so you can see her titfuck you while sucking your dick.

>> No.18657588

I’d hate to be a landscaper in MGC during spring. Having to deal with all the Greenworms trying to eat your flowers and other bugs just on heat would be hell.

>> No.18657591

that'd be the equivalent of today's tech products reviews, young 14 year olds showing off the cheap hardware they got off amazon

>> No.18657593

>"C-come on honey, its not that good!"

>> No.18657605

>"Today on the news, a greenworm was arrested in MGC park after assaulting an Alrune. The suspect reportedly defended herself by saying 'She was really tasty, it's not my fault! "

>> No.18657606

>selkie with a cosplay channel
>it's just gravure videos where she dresses as more popular monster girls
I'd do anything for that, cruel rapists shouldn't be as sexy as manticores are.

>> No.18657608

This. If me/my waifu/our daughteru ever decided to make videos for youtube it'd be for stuff like this.

>> No.18657610

>You will never be a innocent drummer boy in a halberdier regiment that gets ambushed by horny monster girls.

>> No.18657621

>it's just gravure videos where she dresses as more popular monster girls
Ooof, that really hurts. Poor selkies

>> No.18657627

>The next day, the demon executive producer and the greenroom are sitting in her office
>The producer is watching her demo reel while the worm is absentmindedly munching on a head of lettuce she brought
>"Want some?"
>"No, Miss Verde, thank you though. After looking over your demo reel, I'm sorry to say that this just isn't the kind of content we're looking for at the time. We thank you for your effort though."
>"That's fine [MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH] I'm gonna give it up anyway. [MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH] If you ever need a travel guide show, call me in about six weeks. [MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH] Me and my husband will be finished by then"

Imagine a documentary about the butterfly migration, but its just Anon and his Papillion taking a winter vacation to Mexico.

>> No.18657629

>Me and my husband

>> No.18657630

It's not the overdose that's gentle, it's her walking you through it. She's giving you gentle words of encouragement, apologizing for using too many spines and telling you that you'll feel better once you cum it all out.

>> No.18657638

You can overdose on manticore venom?

>> No.18657639

Honestly them being the butt of the joke a lot of the time has really made me like them, I really want to comfort one and make her smile now.

>> No.18657654

I bet Selkies would make good quick change / impression comedians.
>Selkie in a hellhound costume
>"Gosh, my husband just got me a new collar! It looks beautiful and it fits perfectly! It even covers up my claw marks on his neck!"

>> No.18657658

It's nothing you can die from, but you basically become a cum fountain. All a Manticore can do in that situation is help you ride it out.

>> No.18657659

Papillion migrations sound lovely.

>> No.18657661

>Gazer Gaming channel
>"So, um today I'm play Dungeons of the Cleric Queen. As you saw in the cutscene, the Cleric Queen and her army have captured hundreds of men from the neighboring monster country and are planning to use them as slaves. One of the men is your husband, and as he was chosen to be the Queen's consort, you only have twelve hours to fight your way to her and free him"
>"So I'm going to be playing as a Gazer Mage, which is the best class, and showing you how to get the best ending while not missing the best equipment. "

>> No.18657662

Why the REE? Its the greenworm talking. She and her husband will be done metamorphosing and be ready to try out her wings.

>> No.18657664


Young Mia had a much better design imo and I love hags.

>> No.18657670

It's papillon. Only one i.

It's always "my husband and me". The person talking always comes last. Unless it's an arrogant self-centered bitch.

>> No.18657677

For that matter, shouldn't it be "my husband and I"?

>> No.18657687

Yes. That would be even better.

>> No.18657693

>>Mucus Frog alt news channels
>angry Mucus Toad ranting about 'the Tanukis' and screeching
She deserves a spanking!

>> No.18657694

"My X and I" strikes me as a book title when I hear it, I know it's correct but I can't help it

>> No.18657695

Why do I get the feeling Anubutts would be anal about grammar?

>> No.18657697

Because they're a bunch of big dumb nerds!

>> No.18657707

Nothing turns Anubi on like correct use of a semicolon in a sentece.

>> No.18657708

And live!

I figured they'd be anal about anything that isn't planned.

>> No.18657714

Do you prefer a shoggoth with a yandere personality or with a condescending "Humans are frail and cute" personality?

>> No.18657715

Butterfly is not smug enough, worm is better.

>> No.18657716

I only use it to make ;_; faces

>> No.18657719

Either them, or Hakutakus, but the latter strike me more as the type to gently correct you each time instead.

>> No.18657720

I had the Phrase "grammar gremlin" till KC made them Tech heads.

>> No.18657724

I get the feeling that telling a monster girl that she's being anal about something would come across much differently compared to saying it to a human.
>"Wow, you're really anal about that, huh?"
>"How'd you know?! And I washed it after so it's fine!"

>> No.18657726

Anubi are cute monster girls; they appreciate proper grammar.

>> No.18657728
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running rat!

>> No.18657733

I kinda like the latter. Earlier on /vg/, we had a discussion about a spacefaring AI sentience whose goal would be to keep living beings safe and happy. Ingame, it means enslaving them.

>> No.18657737

What an embarrassing outfit!

>> No.18657738

Her master is a delicate existence that she needs to handle with the utmost care, but everyone else is irrelevant so it doesn't matter what happens to them, especially if she feels they're a threat or bother to her master.

>> No.18657741

I would like to have fun with an Anubis; through it saddens me I have to get an appointement with her first.

>> No.18657747

I don't see why those have to be mutually exclusive. He thinking would be: "Humans are frail and cute, so I must protect my husband from any and all risks."

>> No.18657752

I really wish this artist would draw something other than Pokemon cosplay though.

>> No.18657756

This a reference to something?

>> No.18657757


I'd grind her on route 1 iykwim

>> No.18657766


She's dressed as a rattata yo.

>> No.18657769

I wonder who could be behind this post?

>> No.18657782

>Wrong! You don't use a conjunction when using a semicolon.
>The proper form would be: "I would like to have fun with an Anubis; it saddens me I have to get an appointment with her first."

That is the story of how anon spent the rest of the day paralyzed due to the incomprehensible pleasure of the anubis' fluffy paw hand job.