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Have you accepted the Word of Poisedon into your heart yet?

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>> No.18682026
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Maids are olev?

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This is a terrible person from what I've been told.

>> No.18682040

Dark Mages a best

>> No.18682046

Yes they are, be they muscle maids, chubby maids, or a loli maid.
All maids are olev

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Ame damn it, I was off by 20 seconds!

>> No.18682055
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Taurs are olev

>> No.18682057

Succubi are alright I guess and I would most definitely look at ones tits with the intention of possibly fapping later if one were to expose herself in public near me but would not go out of my way to have sex with one because there would be better monsters out there in general.

>> No.18682063

I want to hug Cera.

>> No.18682074
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>> No.18682076

For being antisocial swamp hags.

>> No.18682080

>deviantart watermark

>> No.18682081

imagine the multi tasking

>> No.18682084

Wait a minute, women aren't supposed to have four arms!

>> No.18682085
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>better monsters out there
I'm gonna get a nice succubutt girl and move in next to you so I can keep you awake at night with the sounds of a headboard banging into your wall.

>> No.18682088

I need more blushing Cerea

>> No.18682089

Black sclera improve every girl.

>> No.18682096

Alice with black slcera sounds kinda...counter-productive.

>> No.18682098

But that's what I want. Social things fucking suck.

>> No.18682099 [SPOILER] 
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would you a whale?

>> No.18682100
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I wanna marry a wolf girl!

>> No.18682102

But my headboard will be doing the same, only I'll be fucking an interesting girl.

>> No.18682105

Isn't that the new patreon watermark but slightly transparent?

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>> No.18682110

wow what a landwhale

>> No.18682111

Familiars star pupils might look strange.

>> No.18682117

I'd get extra comfy with one.

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I'm gonna marry this fox!

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>Interesting girl
Without succubi that interesting girl would be eating your organs! Show some respect!

>> No.18682131

is this a kf?

>> No.18682133

I owe their species nothing. Perhaps if they stopped being the basic bitch of monstergirls.

>> No.18682135

Go full black. Just a black void in her eyes.

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>> No.18682140

Yes I would.

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>> No.18682150

Fuck off Australia

>> No.18682151

I'm pretty sure familiars are meant to be little sister types. Not spawn of the elder gods.

>> No.18682153

>posting it upside down to avoid the filters

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>> No.18682158

Spawn of the elder gods make for very cute little sisters, anon. Just look deep into her eyes and you will understand.

>> No.18682159

Unacceptable. I need silly shapes in their eyes.

>> No.18682166

No I'm pretty sure it's the deviantart one.

>> No.18682169

You wouldn't have to go out of your way to bone one, isn't that great?

>> No.18682170

Would go to the water park with.

>> No.18682173

Do not facefuck your handler. She is supposed to help you hunt monster girls.

>> No.18682174

last I was there art theft was super rampant

>> No.18682178

Still probably happens.

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>> No.18682184

It's both. Center is DA, with a Pat in the bottom right.

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Just try to stop me.

>> No.18682194

I'd a mastodon girl

>> No.18682203

But it might cause her to want to get more involved in your "hunts".

>> No.18682205

I'd buy ice cream for her.

>> No.18682221

I wish this was my oneesan

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I mean, if she's gonna be the idiot who goes out looking for a snack when I'm out looking for a rampaging murder-pickle, it's not gonna be my fault if she gets caught in the crossfire.

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I'd hate to think of monsters taking advantage of your good nature.

>> No.18682247

It's just ice cream, anon. And I'd buy that oni a really good juice too.

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>> No.18682255

Would she want one too? Baphos are really good girls so they get ice cream bowls.

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>> No.18682261

I've heard bad things about her Canadian cousin, I hear she might be a die hard Leafs fan

>> No.18682264

Baphos prefer phallic ice cream treats

>> No.18682265

What right does this tiny Oni have to look so smug? The moment she tries to get uppity I could just pick her up by the horns & she'd be helpless.

>> No.18682269

>What right does this tiny Oni have to look so smug?
She's already strong enough to beat up an adult man

>> No.18682271

She looks excited to play with her older brother. It would be fun benching big rocks with her.

>> No.18682279

Is it odd that I want to be her little spoon? Would that even be possible?

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But anon, then you've given her a double hornjob.

>> No.18682289

Letting your handler get bullied by monsters is rude, anon.

>> No.18682294

She looks like a great kisser

>> No.18682299

>would suck on seaport horn, no homo

>> No.18682300

>Would that even be possible?
I'm pretty sure that's the only option with a girl that big & aggressive.

>> No.18682314

I'm just holding her up until she stops acting up. What kind of pervert would play with an oni's horns in public?

>> No.18682316

>making an Oni cum just from her horn
>putting it in while she's twitching in shame and pleasure
Hot! Lewd!

>> No.18682330

>double hornjob
Turning the tables on a delinquent oni by giving her a double hornjob in front of her friends

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Seaport is pretty big. Would getting a titjob from her while I molest her horn be a possibility?

>> No.18682349

If you've got a hand on her horn I don't think she'd have the wherewithal to refuse the request. Worst case scenario you could just roll up her short and put it in while she can't resist.

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Sorry, what

>> No.18682353

>making an auburn-skinned blonde gyaroni twitch and ahegao on the floor in front of her friends as a suspicious pool expands on the floor
You're a real monster. I bet you'd use her body to feel good afterwards, too! Like using her for paizuri or even forced handjobs while she's passed out from the pleasure.

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>> No.18682367

Big bird hips...

>> No.18682376

I decided to watch the show once and for all, and her voice was not what I was expecting.

>> No.18682377

Irrumatio seems more natural, as you can continue using the horn handlebars.

>> No.18682379
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Fat Bat tats!

>> No.18682388

That is not a bird. That is a lion.

>> No.18682393

Egg laying hips.

>> No.18682402

Women are not supposed to have four arms.

>> No.18682405
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>I owe their species nothing.

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>Albedo with an Aussie accent
Lord have mercy on my penis.

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I prefer my bats to be petite.

>> No.18682421

Gal friends find their big sis on the floor twitching from pleasure and mouth full of cum

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>> No.18682425

I keep watching this show waiting for something to happen.

I can count on one hand the number of things Albedo has actually done.

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fuck off

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May not have the time or discipline to work on my backlog of games or story ideas but I will always have time for Cerea lewds.

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>we will never get to play CanThis on the Abyssal side

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Bat milk.

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I'm not going to complain.

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Sequel never.

Improves your eyesight.

What a cute bird. She's getting extreme cuddles.

>> No.18682445

A Killer Whale with a fat tail!

>> No.18682451

The demon lord and her husband are good and proper parents right?

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Among other thick parts.

>> No.18682458

If the Queen of Hearts is any indication, no.

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Hey /mgt/! I'm sad.

>> No.18682461

Is that Orca a scientist? Orcas sure are smart!

>> No.18682463

I don't follow you

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>> No.18682476

Her father should visit her more often.

>> No.18682481

I'm pretty sure forearms are a natural part of the human anatomy, anon.

>> No.18682487

>That face
Kill it with fire.

>> No.18682491

It's crazy how bad the large picture's face looks when the chibi one looks so cute.

>> No.18682495

The only people who have four arms are monsters and those with genetic defects.

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>> No.18682500

Probably because the hack that drew it stole the art from someone else.

>> No.18682501

Quickly post your top 5 !

>> No.18682503

I want a doting Demon nee-san who also has sex with me, is that too much to ask?

>> No.18682509
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>The only people who have four arms are monsters
>are monsters
I... but...

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>> No.18682535

Read the fucking OP.

>> No.18682541
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> No. 1 Cheshire
> No. 1 Anubis
> No. 1 High Orc
> No. 1 Kikimora
> No. 1 Salamander

Wait that's not a top 5...

Lemme try again.

>No 1. Soft fuzzy girls
>No 2. Smooth Scaly girls
>No 3. Cute Hairy girls
>No 4. Papillion
>No 5 The Succubutt family.

>> No.18682548

La chupacabra...

>> No.18682558

>All mouses

Hate how Rat can be confused for Rata or Mouse still like her she pretty much enters in the Mouse category

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they're all bottom heavy

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Another saturday wasted on the thread...
Why am I like this /mgt/? I should be writing not shitposting.

>> No.18682576

Cool blog, anon.

>> No.18682580

I wanna bully a high orc and make her wear a maid outfit.
I wanna make her feed me mouth to mouth.
I wanna lead her around town with a collar and leash!

>> No.18682581

>MONSTER Girl Thread
If you were any more dense you'd be a black hole.

>> No.18682588

Night Gaunt

>> No.18682589

I hereby dub >>18682565 to be tungsten-kun!

>> No.18682592

I think you're misunderstanding me.

>> No.18682594

>Crow Tengu

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How big of an ass/small of a chest does a cow need to be bottom-heavy?!

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Can't decide on 5 so here's 10. Will delete in a little bit.

>> No.18682603

No Tungsten-kun, I read you loud and clear.

>> No.18682607

>Living Armor
>Cursed Weapon

>> No.18682609

You sure like nerdy girls, anon. I bet you picture them all wearing coke bottle glasses too.

>> No.18682610

Anon I think you're actually retarded. Or you're forcing a joke that isn't funny.

>> No.18682613

Then you'd better explain yourself, because it seems you're the only one who does understand.

>> No.18682615

1. Anubis
1. Baphomet
2. Demon
2. Hellhound
3. Mershark

>> No.18682616

So you're saying you only like boring human girls?

>> No.18682617
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She's not allowed to be a bench warmer, players would purposely go to the penalty box to get hugged!

>> No.18682628

"monsters" has been used to describe monster girls for quite some time. For fucks sake it was used in the very last thread.

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I'm not retarded, I just have a metal fetish.

>> No.18682640

Well I am a very boring man.

>> No.18682641

Night Gaunt

>> No.18682651

The glasses make them cuter and hide that their sexuality is like a freight train.

>> No.18682659


>> No.18682660

What's with the love for the inorganics?

>> No.18682662

There are 35 posters in this thread!
Damn tanuki spies. I'm on to you!

>> No.18682665

I want an Automaton. I wouldn't even care if she spoke like HK.

>> No.18682677

There's 46 you nigger.

>> No.18682680

This raises questions.
Sexy questions.
I want a bottom-heavy holst that still has large breasts

>> No.18682691

That's images anon.

>> No.18682693

47 you mean

>> No.18682700

No shit retard, people were replying to >>18682402

>> No.18682701

I wear two, wield the third, the fourth is my house and the fifth carries my burdens.

>> No.18682709

Oh. So I'm the retarded nigger.

>> No.18682722

>A Tanuki will never buy you so she can use you as a living daki

>> No.18682723

At least one of them is somebody who needs to fuck off so the thread quality improves. Preferably Bollocks, Psychofox, or OverlordMaidFaggot.

>> No.18682729

>Being sold
Sounds like you need a little freedom.

>> No.18682731

I want a meaty tanuki.
She'd be short and snuggly.

>> No.18682733

That was a joke about >>18682074 looking like a human woman yet having four arms. It's the same kind of joke someone would make about a Vampire or Dhampir.

>> No.18682747

>Whole identity revolves around her hat
>Perfect Bully material
>Probably super lonely all the time.

Is viccy a Dhampir?

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That doesn't seem hard for a Holst to achieve

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>> No.18682776

Are you sure?
They're both cosplay tier.

>> No.18682783

Automatons are comprised of love, simulacrum, and a mysterious alloy.

>> No.18682784

Not a Dhampir

>> No.18682787

I'm sensing a theme.

>> No.18682793

You like soft girls, don't you anon?

>> No.18682798

The issue is getting a rear bigger than their bust

>> No.18682801

We all are

>> No.18682808

I'm a simple man.

>> No.18682810

Kikimoras are for:
>A) Headpats
>B) Praising
>C) Marriage
>D) Child bearing
>E) Rough and hard anal
>F) All of the above
>G) Other (Specify)

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Top row

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C & D, above all.

>> No.18682824

A-D and G G being making an outlet for my Fetishes

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Top 5s are even more difficult than top tens.

>> No.18682841

G: Sending into a rape frenzy.

>> No.18682845

I like when a kiki tries to get caught masturbating but you always remember to knock on their door before entry.

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This man understands. What kind of legendary ass would a Holst need to be more prominent than her massive rack?

>> No.18682877

E and D no decent man marries the help

>> No.18682883

I don't know but chairs would suffer greatly

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what if they never had a chest to begin with

>> No.18682924

If the sabbath can't find a way, neither can genetics.

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>When you have to have to contract the greatest Dwarven craftswomen to make a chair strong enough to handle all her huge curves
Just imagine how much the *BED* will set you back now.

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Such a thing exists?

>> No.18682949

This is why you get a dwarven clan in your debt or go adventuring to raise enough riches to afford it.

>> No.18682971

Sounds like a good idea on paper, but Dragons just don't take over dwarven treasure troves like they used to anymore.

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>> No.18682981

Could always get them some some mining rights for a gold vein

>> No.18683037

How do you get a dwarven clan in your debt? Do you get rid of the Dragon that's recently taken over their homes? Would I have to give her a golden shower to get rid of her?

>> No.18683038

The only respectable answer is F or G (Loving tenderly)

>> No.18683046


My brother of African descent.

>> No.18683047

I want to date an exotic fortune teller who keeps putting me under love curses.

>> No.18683054

Just use demonsilver weapons to chase them off.
Once you do that, she'll be left an ahegoing wreck which you can drag out.

>> No.18683057

>Dark Strategist
Please excuse my shit taste.

>> No.18683062

Dark Slime
Bubble Slime
Will o Wisp

>> No.18683064

Damn you and your double meanings...

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>> No.18683078

How does your maid spoil you when you're sick?

>> No.18683086

She breaks out the Shog syrup.

>> No.18683099

Probably not all that much considering 'sick' for me requires me to be either A. Vomiting or B. Sporting a Fever.

>> No.18683103

I've always like Undead and artificial species.

>> No.18683108

That's a weird looking Holstaur.

>> No.18683111

>Kakuens of all shapes and sizes.
>Onis of the red variety
>Little Ratas
>Schedule Dog
>Packs of delinquent Wolf Girls.

>> No.18683112

Why does mama mouse look like a villain?

>> No.18683119

No Holst! Don't get high on your own supply!

>> No.18683121

If I remember correctly she actually was a thief, one who wore skintight black clothes.

>> No.18683124

I like too many species but regular visitors are Orcs, Dragons, Kikis, Cheshires, and Jinkos.

The bodytypes vary as well.

>> No.18683136

If she did, it probably doesn't fit anymore.

>> No.18683154

Which is exactly why she should wear them again.

>> No.18683162

Its because she's an (ex)gentleman thief! Who steals from the rich and gives to the...herself!

Also bingo. She's softened up a bit since she's become a mama.

>> No.18683176

Anon please, you shouldn't tease chubby mice by making them wear their old clothes.

It should be gentlewoman.
But yes, she's quite chubby

>> No.18683178
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A lot of mouse

>> No.18683186

Correction: You should ALWAYS tease thicc girls by making them wear their old clothes.

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>> No.18683205

I've seen that maus, she's more than thick.
Groping her middle while she wears her old outfit would be fun though.

>> No.18683214

Anon that's one of the best parts of chubby older monster girls, making them wear their old clothes that don't fit quite right any more. Or should I say fit exactly the right way now.
This guy gets it.

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I thought that was for Momsters.

>> No.18683234

But think of how mortifying that must be!
Unless she's some sort of moschist, there's no way she'd like that.

>> No.18683254

She'll learn to like it when she's having rough mating press sex.

>> No.18683258

Do you want more daughterus?
Because that how one gets more daughterus.

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>> No.18683280

I want a salamander momster to try wearing her old generals unifrom only to burst into tears when it doesn't fit anymore.

>> No.18683282

Which will in turn make her more milfy and thiccer. This is a self feed back loop that nobody can escape because it feels too good.

>> No.18683290
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>teasing thicc monster girls in public

>> No.18683292

Swimsuit season will end that.

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>> No.18683297

It's not just wearing her old clothes. It's specifically wearing her old clothes that she's too big for as fetish outfits.

>> No.18683300

If I had a thick/strongfat/chubby monster girl, i would probably fail at resisting groping her rear in public every now and then.
Not a good thing considering I favor cheshires, onis, and ogres for that body type

>> No.18683311

Top 5 out of order

>> No.18683319

And how will you comfort her in that situation?
Girls with bodies like that will make regular bikinis look like microbikinis, if anything it'll make things worse.

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>Out of order

>> No.18683326

I ain't him.

>> No.18683329

Why not just stick her in a regular microbikini?

>> No.18683345

Looks like you didn't make the cut wurm-chan...

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Head pats, cuddles, and a medal for exemplary maternal conduct

>> No.18683362

Because then it would look like she's wearing nothing.
I see your point.

>> No.18683365

This is a man of taste. Long live trickery, smugness, and deer pussy.

>> No.18683374
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If only I didn't misquote like a retard when I had to remake the post after realizing captcha script was being blocked

>> No.18683395
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Crow Tengu

>> No.18683407

Wendigos and greenwormss would make a good pair
Both only eat meat or plants/fruit.

>> No.18683413

Would a gyaru Pharaoh work?

>> No.18683417

If it were my top 10 list she would... probably be on there though. I'd hat my top 10. They start getting pretty comfy after 5th. I'd have to think about it to narrow it down.

>> No.18683425

>Vegans getting along with meat eaters

>> No.18683427

>I'd hat my top 10
goddammit cellphone

>> No.18683435
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Meat doesn't exactly grow on trees, you know.

>> No.18683450

Accidentally read that as grossworms.

>> No.18683457

What do I win?

>> No.18683462

What's the difference, am I right fellas?

>> No.18683482
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>Ragging on cute worm
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school.

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>> No.18683489

Hey, just because it just barely covers her nipples, but not the areola, and genitals doesn't mean she's nearly naked.

>> No.18683524

>Demon lord family gatherings
>The most extreme "mindbreak" lilims and the most calm and nice lilims in the same room

Must be weird

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>> No.18683538

They need to behave in front of father or else they get grounded.

>> No.18683543

>Druella and Illassa in a room together
The catfighting must be extraordinarily subtle yet extreme without equal.

>> No.18683545

Especially if it's another one of those "demon lord gives birth" public gatherings.

>> No.18683550


>> No.18683555

Fuck it all

>> No.18683560

The wendigo profile doesn't mention meat
Shitty threadcanon memes have damaged your brain dude

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I could see it being a phase for a younger Pharaoh to go through
>Alone in the bedroom one night while your wife tends to the kingdom
>You find yourself lazily going through her things
>Find an old photo album
>It's her in high school, and she's gone full gyaru
>Bleached blonde hair, bright lipstick & eyeliner, fake nails, and a loose uniform showing off leopard print underwear
>'Darling, are you in here?'
>You turn and come face to face with your desert rose
>She sees the book in your hand & her face turns bright red
>'My gods, I can't believe you found that old thing! It was just a phase, and- Osiris help me...'
>She buries her face in a pillow, utterly humiliated
>You sit next to her
>'You know, you look pretty cute with blonde hair like that.'
>She looks up at you, dumbfounded
>'And, ummm... you wouldn't happen to still have that outfit around, would you?'
>Her smug smile creeps back in a little
>'I suppose you'll want me to wear those dreadful bra & panties as well?'
>'Yes please.'

>> No.18683569

>even the most dominating and extrimist lilim don't dare to misbehave when father is around.

Would be pretty funny to see.

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>"The wendigo profile doesn't mention meat"
>Diet :Carnivorous, wild animal, etc.

>> No.18683589

>Lilim husbands have to endure this really tense atmosphere

>> No.18683593

I mean, not only he is their father but he is also the dude who had enough power to defeat the demon lord, but he fucked her instead and added her power to his own.

>> No.18683599

>Lilims doing things from passive aggressiveness and ignoring each other to outright catfights
>Husbands just sitting on a couch drinking beer staring with sympathy over now knowing what the others put up with

>> No.18683628 [DELETED] 

>off topic shitty meme image

>> No.18683653 [DELETED] 

I mean he's not wrong.

>> No.18683666 [DELETED] 

seriously whats going on?
did some famous lets player or whatever you call them name drop mge or something?

>> No.18683669 [DELETED] 

And I'm not wrong about him wasting images within the first 300 fucking posts

>> No.18683675

>All the husbands are just sitting around waiting to keep their wive sin line when the infighting eventually escalates
>They have long since perfected this method
>If it gets to the point where they can't handle it, they just ask Mom about their wives' baby pictures
>She positively beams and reaches for a massive black tome from the dining room bookcase
>Almost immediately surrounded by her daughters who were at each other's throats mere seconds ago, unanimously insisting it isn't necessary

A lovely Krampusnacht was had by all.

>> No.18683719

Would be fun to test her deepthroating skills by seeing how far her lipstick marks reach down my cock. And it would be even more fun to see how much cum her womb can handle.

>> No.18683756
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>"This here is Druella when she was still in diapers, isn't she just adorable? And here she is eating her first birthday cake, she was such a little piggy she was gobbling the whole thing down within seconds."
>The youngest of the husbands, still not fully incubized, "Why is it shaped like a dick?"
>Everyone just stares at him.

>> No.18683764

What happens when she leaves a kiss mark around the base on the first go?

>> No.18683777

She gets a gold star.

>> No.18683785

I agree with him, why would it be shaped like a dick?

>> No.18683820

He's right though.
That's far too lewd for a loli

>> No.18683845

>implying a Pharaoh wouldn't want to give her husband a slow and teasing blowjob that eventually builds into her throatfucking herself on his cock
But I digress. She would probably suckle on his head quite a bit after, holding up a peace sign and winking at him in smug self-satisfaction which would promptly be replaced by a look of ahegaoing pleasure, her mascara running from her tears, her eyes rolled back as her husband uses her mouth and throat as his own personal onahole.

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Where there is light, shadows lurk and fear reigns. Yet by the blade of the knights, Mankind was given hope.

>> No.18683858


Explanation 1: It was supposed to be the number one but it came out wrong.
Explanation 2: She's a bloody succubus
Explanation 3: The young man just insulting the demon lord's baking skills and she gets so upset by this she runs off and cries while the hero starts eyeing the young man like he just murdered the help.

>> No.18683863

I can't figure out a girl or a way to get back into writefagging.

>> No.18683885

Just do what beast does and throw a dart, whatever waifu you horribly maim will be the girl you write a story for.

I'm actually working on a Papillion story but I keep getting distracted by my depression.

>> No.18683891

She's still a kid. That cake should not be a dick.

>> No.18683924

That's why I lean more towards explanations 1 and 3.

>> No.18683939

Draft a shitty greentext
Expand on that greentext
When you're satisfied with it, turn it to prose

>> No.18683940

Well if it was the first one then I hope she let them know how bad they messed up. But if it's the third one I just hope her food is good otherwise I'd try not to eat anything she made.

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>She's still a kid.
A monster kid though.

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>> No.18683955

Trust me, you'll like it. By the hero's sword and your neck you'll like it.

>> No.18683960

This is a really good idea. I might have to try it at some point.

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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18683971

I would still treat them the same as I would a human child.

Well, I'd at least give it a taste. But if I really didn't enjoy her food I'd just take a pass and buy a burger or something.

>> No.18684004

No man can beat the cunny.

>> No.18684019


>> No.18684035

There's an odd fellow in this thread that would disagree with you whilst ankle deep in monster girl vagina. In a way, I suppose this man has in fact beat the cunny.

>> No.18684040

Tomboy wolf packs!

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>> No.18684051

1. Kobold (waifu and daughteru)
2. Kikimora
3. Wendigo
4. Hellhound
5. Kitsune

>> No.18684068

Holidays with a lilims family sounds awful.

>> No.18684081

You sure like them canids. Do you just have a dog fetish or something?

I ask this as someone who was traumatically attacked by a dalmatian at 5 years of age, but what's the appeal?

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Holo is too good for this world.

>> No.18684094

>I would still treat them the same as I would a human child.

In some cases that would mean ignoring and neglecting their needs. Its like saying you would stop your harpy daughter from learning to fly because human children don't fly.

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>> No.18684106

Holo is best wolfu.
For some reason I feel like a complete cuck when I try to fantasize about her. ;-;

>> No.18684107

I have a pretty big petplay fetish, yes. I'm actually more of a cat person when it comes to actual animals though, but I was always scared of dogs as a little kid for what it's worth.

>> No.18684109

I'm not going to fuck my daughter. She'll find a boy she likes by playing with children her own age.

>> No.18684116

I don't think...that's what he meant anon....

>> No.18684117

I want to exercise with her!


>> No.18684121

Didn't she suck off some wolf god at some point?

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1. Inari
2. Hellhound
3. Baphomet
4. Wendigo
5. Redacted

Not him, but I was terrified by dogs as a kid due to one up the street who was too friendly while also being huge.
Then one day in my teens that got turned on its head and now I think dogs are great.

>> No.18684125

>Its like saying you would stop your harpy daughter from learning to fly because human children don't fly.
Anti daughteru dickers BTFO

>> No.18684126

You are not alone.

>> No.18684129

She already has someone.

>> No.18684133

I'm referring to lawrence but I don't actually think it was something like that.

>> No.18684140

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the world is a strange place.
You could find villages of lolis or small towns where all the girls are a towering seven feet.
A strange place, you just need to make sure you don't get grabbed by something

>> No.18684146

I don't trust this thread when it comes to daughters.

>> No.18684148

I already got grabbed six years ago.

>> No.18684153

You see?
That's what you get for not paying attention!

>> No.18684157

How was I supposed to know back then!?

>> No.18684163

Both are pretty safe if you know what you're doing. Lolis are too small to grab you and you're too small to be grabbed by big girls. Not really, but you know what I mean.

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>Holo is pretty much everything I find attractive in a woman, but she's already banging the merchant.

I wonder if there are any situations that ever go like that in MGE. I don't mean straight up NTR but more of a "I lost the race." Like with rare species such as ryu's.

>> No.18684179

No excuses!

But those are just examples.

>> No.18684204
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>Lolis are too small to grab you
Their greatest advantage is that people underestimate them.
And then you get dogpiled.

>> No.18684208

No, there wouldn't.

>> No.18684233

Definitely. I wonder how they would be dealt with though, maybe the girl would help him find another partner, like her sister or aunt?
The only problem is if it's not a species, but an individual thing.

>> No.18684235

Ok, by popular demand:

>> No.18684244

Even in number, a weakling is a weakling still.

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>> No.18684257

>Implying she doesn't have a sister

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>> No.18684275
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>tfw no kiki to hire and help clean up your act and be a better master.
>tfw no kiki to trust more than anything else when you find out she's not in it for the money, and genuinely likes and appreciates you as a person.
>tfw no kiki to come home to drunk at nights and then instead of the expected yelling from a person you once knew, or just an empty home, you are greeted with a hug and a sobbing maid worried that something happened to you when you were gone, and then served a warm meal, asprin, then led to your bed while she puts a blanket over you.
>tfw no kiki to surprise on her birthday a self-knitted and embroided scarf with her name on it and a letter how much she means to you.
>tfw no kiki to hold tightly when she tells you how much she loves you and although seems hard at times, wants to make you a better person than you are now.
Why live?

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>Why live?
You don't anon, living is for losers.

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Our universe is a cruel joke

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>> No.18684343

What human privilege?
Humans seem like they get the shit end of the stick most of the time.

>> No.18684365

well going by tumblr's house rules, I'd say it's his privilege to complain about getting the shit end of the stick.

>> No.18684367

Humans are the majority.

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Could Wendigos survive a summer forest? Could Greenworms survive a blizzard?

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>I think my toy just broke in half... That's upsetting...

>> No.18684385

>what was Apartheid South Africa

>> No.18684409

Bad game.

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Says you.

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Today I'll remind them.

Hoof Pussy Kingdom will have your soul eventually.

>> No.18684440

I just want my Demonfu here to take away all the pain and stress so I can live my life again.

>> No.18684441

And today I remind THEM that I'm a fatfag and, therefore, exempt from marrying them as being a detriment to any warrior wife I get stuck with.

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>two legs

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All hooves are welcome now.

Except degenerate demon scum. Which is just Baphomet currently I believe.

>> No.18684475

Tell that to my riding crop!

>> No.18684520

So would a MG Monster Hunter just be a fancy blind date for men and monster girls that like to fight?

>> No.18684540

Pretty much, yeah.

>> No.18684541

brown doe pussy is cheating

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>> No.18684573

Oh shit it's Grea! She's a fucking sweetie and I want to rub my dick on the base of her tail while she's flustered.

>> No.18684580

I wanna fuck her tits.

>> No.18684581

I wanna hold her hand.

>> No.18684590

I want to hold her hands while fucking her tits.

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>> No.18684611

My dick isn't scared.

>> No.18684617

God I just want to hug her.

>> No.18684625

I just want to pat her head and tell her that everything's going to be alright.

>> No.18684634
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>Lamias are the only species with “Wildly varies” as a disposition
Unironically, what did KC mean by this?

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I just want to comfort her so much she gets hot and bothered and we end up making lewd love.

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>> No.18684663

Im not a tailslut but i want to rub that thick tail

>> No.18684665

I want to fuck a Witch from behind and make her squeal like a piggy!

>> No.18684674

I'm a tailslut and I want to rub her everything. Those pure, white panties only make me want her harder.

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>> No.18684698

What’s the silliest shape you’d still go for?

>> No.18684705

A sphere.

>> No.18684710

Skull or radioactive symbol.

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>> No.18684726

What if I’m an indecisive slut that needs a girl to claim me as hers and hers alone?

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>> No.18684746 [DELETED] 

Oh great, this faggot is back.

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What about catching her doing something besides masturbating?

>> No.18684764

They don't strike me as much of mischief makers. What's she going to do, sing in the shower?

>> No.18684786

I want to tell Wurm-chan I'll give her all the cookies if she lets me lick her toes!

>> No.18684789
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Do mamono have hymens?

>> No.18684795
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>> No.18684800

And now you see the brilliance of my plan!

>> No.18684805

Yeah, however they lose it pretty quickly because of all of their slutting around.

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>> No.18684820

>whatever waifu you horribly maim will be the girl
This seems like a schtick for a girl. Sort of like KC’s shitty plain centaur, but you have an actual reason to feel bad for her.

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>> No.18684856

This is why, despite loving their designs and everything about them, I can never imagine myself either Miia or Tohru

>> No.18684867

Never forget your talking with people who legitimately want to have sex with corpses, toddlers, fish, insects, gelatinous masses, and reptiles. We are all 3DPD

>> No.18684868

I hope not. Female reproduction organs are horribly inefficient. Monstergirls should have it much easier.

>> No.18684889

Monopoly on SE production.

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>> No.18684904

What’s so silly about this Wurm picture? When your fertility is that low, you’ve got to be willing to do anything.

>> No.18684915

Why would you leave her?

>> No.18684942
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>ywn re-enact this


>> No.18684943
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What girl is most likely to wear something like this?

>> No.18684955

Her smirking face was better before.

>> No.18684959

It's not too hard to imagine Papillion's face twisting back into her Greenworm smugness.

>> No.18684968

No, there really wasn’t.

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Oh man this is pretty ho-
What the fuck, anon.

>> No.18684983

Fuck you that's my joke.

>> No.18684990

You must be new here. It's a timeless classic.

>> No.18685001

>Having no life and being in the thread every waking minute to find literally every doujin and artist.

Can you put your dick back in your pants, I'm not impressed.

>> No.18685012

What’s up with it? I’ve seen it posted but always passed it up because mermaids with a gap between their thighs are a fucking stupid design.

>> No.18685016

She lays eggs in his ass

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>> No.18685029

>Not wanting to watch her bleed.
What are you, some kinda non-sadist?

>> No.18685038

Goodnight cucks, don't go killing yourselves while I'm off in dreamland.

I am in some way attached to you and it would trouble me if you disappeared.

>> No.18685048

Joke's on you, my wife loves me and only me.

>> No.18685050

I sometimes wonder how effective monstergirl antidepressants would be.

>> No.18685062

Wouldn't that be just the monstergirl herself, or do you mean something she could take?

>> No.18685063

This could be the last time you ever hear from me.

>> No.18685081

I'd assume that monstergirls have some sort of understanding that their mere presence can't solve everything so there'd be medicines designed to help eliminate things like chronic depression.

>> No.18685136

You ok anon?

>> No.18685190

Good riddance.

>> No.18685276
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How are centaurs so versatile?

>> No.18685297
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>Hey mister, you gonna give us some blood or what?

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>> No.18685323
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Fishfuckers sure are a weird breed. I'll just sit here in my comfy cabin on land with my wolfu

>> No.18685339

I don't know if it's just me, but the guy posting mermaids seems to have gotten really shitposty lately. I don't want to call bogeyman or anything, but it's starting to feel uncomfortably similar to the brain damaged image spammer and those who keep bringing up sub-standard/objectionable monster content.

>> No.18685358

Oh hey, glad I'm not the only one who's noticed that. Though I can't tell whether it's just one very dedicated shitposter with different styles or just different people alltogether.

>> No.18685386

What kind of wolfu do you prefer, anon?

>> No.18685415

I want to see a Vampire bully's reaction when her target (crush) says he's moving away!

>> No.18685441

I want to slurp up a loli Mucus Toad's tongue like a wet noodle and proudly show off my complete lack of a gag reflex!

>> No.18685462

Aye that was fun, thanks my duderino

>> No.18685464

>no wolf/kobold waifu that gets incredibly more excited the more you get out of the city
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse.

>> No.18685467

Has science gone too far?

>> No.18685470
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Kikis are top tier comfy and for gentle loving. A man can't go wrong with having a warm loving kiki to come home to. However, I'm HEAVILY partial to wolf tengus. How about you anon?

>> No.18685480

A secluded country life sounds quite comfy, especially with a girl like that.

Personally, I prefer Kobolds.

>> No.18685489

The last movie you watched now has monstergirls in it. How has it improved?
>female Barf
>Automaton with Joan Rivers voice
>Pizza the Hut is now Pizza the Slime

>> No.18685491

Kobold maids would be amazing

>> No.18685499

I'm 99% positive this already exists, and while I don't have it, I *know* there is a pizza slime pic out there.

>> No.18685504

Oh, for sure. What they'd lack in skill they'd make up with enthusiasm! Even just Kobolds in maid cosplay would be top tier.

>> No.18685508

>Black Panther
I'm not going to complain about brown jinkos and kakuen. I just hope they don't still do the African haircut thing.

>> No.18685514

>>Automaton with Joan Rivers voice
Why am I hard as diamonds right now?

>> No.18685519

>Starship Troopers
oh nooo

>> No.18685522

>Gangs of New York
Hopefully most of the killing gets replaced with sex.

>> No.18685524

I really just want to ruffle my maid's floppy ears every time she passes by. I guess a plain Kiki with the right personality would be perfect too.

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You penis will not survive the war.

>> No.18685537

>Star Trek 2
Why do I imagine Spock to be an Anubis?

>> No.18685539

Floppy ears certainly are perfect for that sort of thing, I can't blame you.

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>waifus operating operationally

>> No.18685553

>In the end the cute redhead anon gets both the Wererabbit protagonist and the High Orc butcher after the two come to terms
I could see it.

>> No.18685565

And if she was short enough, I'd order her to sit in my lap as I watch TV and I'd rest my chin on her head while flipping her big, floppy ears. I bet she'd overheat every time despite doing it multiple times each and every day.

>> No.18685574

She might, but I don't think she'd ever be able to not lean back against you or wag her tail.

>> No.18685579

I prefer perky ears for blowing into and surprise love bites, but floppers certainly have their appeal.

>> No.18685584

>wag her tail
>trying to tailjob Master while watching TV
What a bad girl! She might have some extra laundry to do if she's gonna be like that!

>> No.18685590

Laundry is all in a day's work anon, it's a very small price to pay!

>> No.18685604

What if Master is still in his morning gown and shoots straight onto her tail? That's an extra bath for her! She might even get punished for spreading the cum all over his lap with her tail! Punished anally in the bath!

>> No.18685610

A healthy dose of punishment is all in a day's work too anon!

>> No.18685621

>last movie you watched
Cute skeletons dancing and singing

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Anal punishment in the bath would be very nice with a sharp-eared maid too.

>> No.18685788
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Gardening is zen

>> No.18685808
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I'd sow my wild oats in her bountiful, fertile fields.

>> No.18685817

Big hands!

>> No.18685820
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And you know what they say about girls with big hands.

>> No.18685827

They give brutal handjobs?

>> No.18685872

They say "damn girl, you got some big-ass hands."

>> No.18685891

I want KC to experiment with cryptozoology more.
>no Loch Ness MG telling you she’ll give you a BJ if you give tree fitty

>> No.18685897

Oceanic gyaru dime hookers YES

>> No.18685925

>That ending.

Wasp Girls would not be gentle.

>> No.18685964

That just means you can find a kuudere Lamia just as easily as a deredere Lamia or any other personality
On the other hand some species have such a strong natural disposition that you'd have an hard time finding one with a personality that goes against it such as a genki Lich or a yandere Holst

>> No.18686101

Would enjoy arguing with monster girls?
>Political debate about mass corruption with a Demon
>Fiery argument about cooking meat with a Hellhound
>Emotional dispute about shonen power levels with an Hinezumi
>Statistical deliberation about computer builds with a Gremlin

>> No.18686220

Why would you ever use pic with devianart watermark right in the fucking middle when there is the same pic without mark on wiki?

>> No.18686278

>Science debate with a lich
>She just looks at you with a deadpan face like you're retarded

>> No.18686296

>implying this isn't my fetish
I'ma irrumate her deadpan face!

>> No.18686305

>Emotional dispute about shonen power levels with an Hinezumi
>talking about who would win in 5 way fight between end of series alucard, goku, superman, Saitama and Shiki

>> No.18686309

Would a Lich think it's cute that you don't understand her science mumbo jumbo?

>> No.18686310

>Political debate about mass corruption with a Demon

this looks fun

>> No.18686313

I bet she would find it adorable.

>> No.18686409

1. Alucard would win
2. How will you turn this to sex?

>> No.18686443
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>How will you turn this to sex?

>> No.18686460

>You're talking nonsense about solar roadways being the future of energy
>She's just sitting there judging you with a deadpan look
>She won't even reply to your bait questions
>You get irritated and start facefucking her
>You give up making her speak after shooting five big loads straight into her throat
>The next day you receive a 120 pages essay disproving every single argument you made in the debate
>The last page invites you to come irrumate her again if you still disagree

>> No.18686465

How chuuni.

>> No.18686470

>solar road ways
I thought we stopped carig about that?

>> No.18686482

I want to know how you came to the conclusion that alucard would win

>> No.18686494

>2. How will you turn this to sex?
After you both exhaust all your points as to why your character would win there would be nothing left to do but to settle the argument with a good fight, a good fuck or both.

>> No.18686506
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>not having a defloration fetish
>not wanting to be a monstergirls first and only

>> No.18686543

Losing your virginity by taking a monster girl's is the absolute best.
Can't do much simpler than a hymen to show a monster girl's virginity but we can also be creative about it.
>Succubi womb tattoo go from black to pink when they lose their virginity
>Bug girls' pupils change slightly
>Arachnes' get a new pattern on their abdomen
>Shark girls gain another row of teeth

>> No.18686564
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My nigga.

>> No.18686570

Unless shiki can kill unstable existences alucard is kinda unstoppable

>> No.18686593
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This book wins.

>> No.18686617

Ignore the cook and breed her assistant.

>> No.18686688
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>Abomination blooms

>One day you're finally consummating your love with your beloved childhood friend
>You've just accepted her 100% coal-black eyes as some sort of monster thing
>Finally it's time to put it inside her
>You kiss her deeply as you feel her wetness engulf you

>Suddenly her lips separate from yours
>Her vagina writhes like a nest of worms
>You pull away and open your eyes, only to see her mandible split in half
>Hundreds of tiny teeth glisten in the nightlight's warm glow on the inside of her horrorifice
>Her tongue slowly breaks apart to reveal a dozen thin, blood-red tentacles, writhing, covered in black drool

>Downstairs a mass of tentacles twist around your penis like a vice
>They wriggle, twist and turn, slipping up and down, back and forth across your thing
>Suddenly you feel your glans become enveloped by something wet
>A tight ring slowly draws over your head until it lodges itself behind your ridge
>A tight, fleshy sac covers your entire head

>She opens her eyes
>You can see the desperate lust in her face
>Her tongues wrap around your head and pull you in
>Her mandibles wrap around your face and suckle on you like a baby
>Your entire face is buried deep between her palate and her two mandibles
>You can barely breathe through the drool that coats your nose

>Within the sac a new tentacle assaults your most sensitive place
>It prods at your urethra, wraps itself around your head like a spring, and begins to slowly milk you
>It only takes a few strokes to relieve you of your virginity
>You can feel the sac swell as your seed flows inside
>Your arms hug your beloved friend's waist as tight as her mouth hugs your head

>Slowly the sac withdraws, hugging your flesh all the while
>Finally you're free, your flaccid member painted red and black by her insides
>Yet there isn't a drop of semen to be seen
>Your friend moans softly and loosens her grip on you
>Her face reassembles itself piece by piece
>Finally you're face to face with the childhood friend you knew
>Only faint cracks in her skin running from the corners of her mouth and her bottom lip remind you of her true form

>The form that only you are allowed to see

>> No.18686756
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Sketch papillon looks so pure and innocent, the final design is straight up lewd in comparison.

>> No.18686762

>pure and innocent
just look at those bedroom eyes anon, all she's thinking about is how to get your stamen into her pistil

>> No.18686774

Any girl going around barefeet and wearing white stockings is so pure that they don't even know the word sex.

>> No.18686780
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I'd be a terrible Onii-chan for a monster girl

>> No.18686799
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Could I get a Papillon with the height and proportions of Methoniums BIYS brown girl if I imagine hard enough?

>> No.18686801
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I'd be a terrible father for a monster girl.

>> No.18686821

Same, I'd spoil my imotou with too many sweets.

>> No.18686833

Of course, just grab yourself a Greenworm. Feed her plenty of healthy fruits, get into the cocoon for metamorphosis and enjoy your delicious brown Papillon wife a few months later.

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>> No.18686859

This doujin artist draws the perfect girls.

>> No.18686903

>tfw no big strong girl to open jars for you.

>> No.18686915

I would love having a big, strongfat jinko I can take to DnD with the friends. >>18686903

>> No.18686935

>no strongfat oni will do this to you
Absolute suffering

>> No.18686937

>Big, strongfat jinko with glasses.
>Looms over everyone despite sitting at the table.
>Pulls out her character sheet and plays a tiny, cute wizard.
I want that chuff.

>> No.18686968

I'm imagining her not being all that into D&D but she plays with you because it makes you happy.
What kind of character would you make her if she asked for your help?

>> No.18686975

Fighter or Sorcerer, a good place to start.
And she'll like it after a few sessions, she just needs to get out and try things.

>> No.18686997

Post high res you filthy monster loving freak.

>> No.18687005

>You make her a basic but effective warrior
>She rolls a 20 and one-shots a kobold
>She puffs out her chest and chuffs
She'd definitely come back for the next session

>> No.18687020

Adorable, although I need to wonder if that cuddlechuff is going to be particularly bust, which makes her puffing up her chest very noticeable or if she's a fat bottomed one.
Either way, it would be cute.

>> No.18687030 [SPOILER] 
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>ask your momster for the new Super Sentai Incubi action figure
>she suggests you get a part-time job

>> No.18687087

but meeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.

>> No.18687107

What kind of monster girls would visit such a restaurant?

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>> No.18687144

Imagine monster girls going there and realizing it's just a normal restaurant.
How cheated would they feel?

>> No.18687156

Nessie is pure! Pure!

>> No.18687171

She's too cute. I would tell her there is a special where she can take me home for the night, even though there is no such special.

>> No.18687180

>"Hey bus boy, how old are you?"
>"...eh, close enough."

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>> No.18687231

Cute! Aren’t beach vacations the best?

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>> No.18687236

Are nudist beaches the standard for Monster girls?

>> No.18687244

Anon, no.

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>> No.18687268

Maybe not standard, but they’re certainly more common.

>> No.18687270

>that one yandere lamnia wrapped around her husband so no one can see their stuff

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>> No.18687313

Always remember to care for the hair snakes.

>> No.18687342

1. Atlach-Nacha
2. Wendigo
3. Night gaunt
4. Mindflayer
5. Shoggoth

>> No.18687355

It's a shame they don't have legs.
I'm a slut for thighs and obsessive girls.

>> No.18687357

Here we see a man who stared too long into the void.

>> No.18687365

1) Lamia family
2) Dragon family
3) Canine family
4) Centaur family
5) Harpy family

>> No.18687370

Anon that's cheating.

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>> No.18687411

I’m an indecisive bastard

>> No.18687420
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>> No.18687429

1. Hellhound
2. Yeti
3. Anubis
4. Manticore
5. Cheshire

>> No.18687442


The cutest.

>> No.18687462

Poor Hex Maniac, who forced her into that pose?
Although I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to mating press her. And damn now I'm going to have the payon dungeon theme stuck in my head, that outfit's too similar.

>> No.18687470

Hex makes a monster girl for every occasion.

>> No.18687517
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>YWN be shotafied by lamia venom.

>> No.18687525

>Anon marries a kuu fish
>It takes him over a year of living together to be able to read her emotions
>She gets pregnant and gives birth to a healthy daughter
>By her 6th birthday he still isn't able to read her emotions
>Sometimes she walks up to him with a murderous look
>He never knows if it's to ask for a hug or to challenge him in a death match

>> No.18687561

Thank goodness for that.

>> No.18687572

I'd rather be shotafied by spider venom

>> No.18687591

>He wants to be turned into a defenseless boy at the mercy of a big spider
You do realize that consent doesn't matter when you are tied up right?

>> No.18687592

>Become little kid
>Magic power remains the same
>Transform monster into loli

>> No.18687596

Into the trash it goes

>> No.18687601
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I still lust for Komodo Hex

>> No.18687607

I'd lust for most monster Hexs.

>> No.18687621
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It's only natural.

>> No.18687633

She makes a great cow.

>> No.18687661

What about a Hex Cheshire?
Hex Manticore?
Hex Tanuki?
Hex Raiju?
Hex Papillon?

>> No.18687674

RO gave me so much
and i atone for it even now

>> No.18687678

All of the above please.

>> No.18687683

I'm okay with it if I can grow up again

>> No.18687694

>Anon is suddenly teleported in a creepy ritual room
>He looks around confusedly and sees a Hex Maniac who is just as confused
>A powerful demon appears in front of them
>"This girl has been wishing for a man like you her whole life."
>"You will soon be united, but first we must correct her humanity."
>"What species shall I turn her into?"

>> No.18687716

Um...surprise me?

>> No.18687736

Enjoy your slug wife!

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>> No.18687744

P’Orc, extra meaty

>> No.18687749
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As long as she's strong, it makes little difference.

>> No.18687756

Damn, should have gone for Pharaoh.

>> No.18687791

Slugs are cute girls!

>> No.18687799

>Hex Anubis

>> No.18687836

what if I tell her she's cute and I want her not the hex maniac

>> No.18687839
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Reminder that the Kitsune population needs your help!

>> No.18687848

Give me a pudgy one and I'll do the rest.

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>> No.18687890

What would you do if you signed up for a Kitsune breeding program and wound up with a kitsune with a soft breeding body and an intricate flower garden tattoo on her back?

>> No.18687901

Get her cute dresses, snacks, and mating press her till she's pregnant

>> No.18687913

You unlock the secret ending where you marry a matchmaker demon.

>> No.18687947

>matchmaker demon.
Does she "help" human women get the men they desire?

>> No.18687949

>Not being the shota king with a bickering monster girl court

>> No.18687953

>school DnD club
>big Jinko fighter
>school newspaper writer Ratatoskr who insists on using her rogue
>nerdy, shy Wendigo becomes an arrogant battle monk
>Hakutaku who always tries to outsmart the DM

>> No.18687972

A nice group.I bet that jinko wears loose clothing so folks think she's all buff and not sporting a bunch of 'fluff' with it.

>> No.18687990

I hope you're okay with being a High ranking Mofu Yakuza's groom.

>> No.18688008

Yes, especially shy and shut-in girls who would never have the courage to do it themselves.

>> No.18688016

She sounds like a lovely woman.

>> No.18688019

I’m fine with that.
She’s getting filled with kits

>> No.18688042
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Hakutaku that no matter where you are or what your doing, she will show up push her glasses up an go "I happen to be an expert on this subject."

>> No.18688050

sewing kits for mofu sweater business !

>> No.18688051

Nigga why would you marry any other kind of fox?

>> No.18688055
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Even sexual education? Could she give me a practical demonstration?

>> No.18688063

Are you sure? Other Yakuza girls might try to steal you from her! Of course that might make her fall for you harder if you respond by grabbing the offender by the head and smashing her face into the table.

>> No.18688064

I want to be masturbating to pictures I took of her so she shows up and does that.

>> No.18688065

How does one end up being forced to marry a yakuza kitsune?

>> No.18688072

By signing up for a Kitsune breeding project anon, catch up with the conversation.

>> No.18688092

>"I happen to be an expe-!! w-w-what are you doing!?"

>> No.18688101

They might know everything about life, but she can't teach you a thing about the niche hobbies you partake in.

>Even sexual education?
Of course, that might just be the field she has the most knowledge in.

>Could she give me a practical demonstration?
As long as you take responsibility.
Would you prefer her to be clumsy despite her knowledge or have a flawless execution?

>> No.18688103

And that's how Hakutaku-sensei ended up getting pregnant after committing a crime.

>> No.18688116

Your family arranged the marriage when you were 5

>> No.18688123

Please, I’m talking kids

I’m not a violent man but I’m not leaving her

>> No.18688126

Clumsy! Practice makes perfect after all.

>> No.18688130

But is she an expert on seducing me?

>> No.18688133

Just imagine being a five year old boy kneeling next to a cute Kitsune your age as the family's matriarch looks you over and judges if you're worth her daughter or not.
Imagine her giving you a flying tackle hug when her mother says you can marry her and then promising that she'll climb the ranks as hard as she can so you can live a comfortable life with her once you're of age.
Then thirteen years later you get abducted by a couple of thuggish looking Kitsune on the street and dragged to an opulent manor where your fiancee is there, waiting for you in the most boner inducing lingerie you can imagine for pre-marriage breeding.

>> No.18688142

But what if she wasn't a expert on it and was jst using her apperances to use her magc bullshit to learn about it AND get close to you? the lying cow?

>> No.18688150

They should definitely know better, so they kinda deserve it.

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>> No.18688174

She probably read up on thousands of books about it, but since she's a total virgin she's never actually put any of what she knows into practice.
She'll be a sexual bulldozer once you help her with that.

>> No.18688176


Things are moving too fast!

>> No.18688226
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Spider tits.

>> No.18688245
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Dead thread.

>> No.18688259

Shush you.
I was robbed of my Planned Sunday.

>> No.18688264 [DELETED] 

I would feel that demon to leave her as she is. I’d also let her reverse her age and become my sons childhood friend if she wanted.

>> No.18688268

One of the few slightly good crabman girls.

>> No.18688278

Thirteen years is too fast?

>> No.18688299

How about a griffon dressed up as captain falcon?

>> No.18688313
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>> No.18688326

Thirteen years and then suddenly the last part happens

>> No.18688332

>Monster boy
You can stop any time.

>> No.18688339

very lewd outfit

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>> No.18688383

give me a name of a Kiki crime scene cleaner

>> No.18688389

Go away

>> No.18688394


>> No.18688404

Why not? You're married.

>> No.18688407

I was thinking Magdalene, Maria can work. I wanted a slav name of some kind

>> No.18688418

>Cheshire's favorite song


>> No.18688424

is the whole sacrifice thing related to some old shinto practice or something, I keep seeing this as a plot device for hentai.

>> No.18688439
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>> No.18688445
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Sacrificial Rituals and shit have existed anywhere and everywhere since the dawn of time my friend.

Like how California sacrifices their young to appease the movie "gods" even in current year.

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>> No.18688463

Better than a spider.

>> No.18688471
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Arachne paladins!

>> No.18688481

I'd duel her.
Loser has to become the winner's squire.

>> No.18688507 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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What if...Monster vs Angels basketball tournament to decide the fate of MGE world?

>> No.18688515

>Parents are meeting while anon and the young kit play in the play pen.
>”I don’t know if he’s a good fit for her. These arranged marriages can often go awry.”
>Toddler anon is entranced by the young heir’s fluffy tail
>’Can I pet your tail? It’s pretty!’
>Instead of pulling on it, anon asks and gently pets it
>”He’s perfect. Here are the schools we’re looking at and the teachers we’ve made deals with. Welcome to the family“

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>> No.18688536

>Baphomet’s favorite song

>> No.18688539
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>> No.18688546

Remove the extra eyes and it’s perfect.

>> No.18688559

But I see no tanukis there.

>> No.18688587
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Trust nobody, not even yourself.

>> No.18688588

>scales aren't black

>> No.18688590

Rach and Lala are the only main EMG girls that I like.

>> No.18688596

Rach and Miia.

>> No.18688601

I would like to see that

>> No.18688605

I don't like Miia. Mila however is pretty cute.

>> No.18688607
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This thread needs HEAT
Ignite the passions
Draw, write, create!
Keep the thread alive!

>> No.18688610

Miia, Lala, and Cerea for me.
Who’s she? One of the farm girls?

>> No.18688619

No, the DoA girl. All of the farm girls are terrible.

>> No.18688621

Then you'd probably like that one animation some guy made of Rachnera using her thread to make Lala's body deepthroat the MC.

>> No.18688622 [SPOILER] 
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Sure thing!

>> No.18688623

I've seen that. It was okay.

>> No.18688627

I want to fuck my dragon!

>> No.18688642

What's passion?

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>> No.18688661

I love bloomers

>> No.18688688

What should I draw

>> No.18688695

>that collections by ke-ta
muh everything

>> No.18688703
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A day at the beach with the wife.

>> No.18688751
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Taking my dragon wife on a date!

>> No.18688757
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>I will never dance with a demon while drunk

>> No.18688759

You wife has a lewd shirt.

>> No.18688770
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If you won't I will.

>> No.18688777

That's because my wife is a lewd dragon.

>> No.18688786

In the pale moonlight?

>> No.18688795
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>> No.18688805

Komodo Hex

>> No.18688806

I want to headpat a Devil.

>> No.18688822

I want to give my devil tremendous titties.

>> No.18688830
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Anon, no! That's their idea of a marriage proposal.

>> No.18688835

Anon don't do that.

I thought grabbing their tail was the marriage proposal. There isn't anything run with running your fingers through a Devil's hair.

>> No.18688842

I'm going to and you can't stop me!

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>> No.18688844
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Just get a demon. Don't torture a little devil with back pain & the need to buy a whole new wardrobe.

>> No.18688850

Headpat her butt with your dick.

>> No.18688862

But I don't want to.

>> No.18688865

What wouldn’t be consider a marriage proposal to a monster girl?

>> No.18688870
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>back pain

>> No.18688873

Close but we can go bigger.

Nyet, its Devil time!

>> No.18688875

That's pretty fucked up. How can you be so heartless?

>> No.18688880

working on an updoot right now

>> No.18688886

Never noticed how uh, Unique druellas color scheme is.

>> No.18688892
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This thread needs to chill out, it's a lazy Sunday to hug your waifu

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>> No.18688895

I know it's an old post, but fuck it.
In no particular order:
>Dark Mage

>> No.18688909
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You mean the pink tinge her skin has? I am a bit curious why she is the only lilim with that.

>> No.18688916
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Lilims are a surprisingly diverse lot.

>> No.18688921

How am I heartless?

>> No.18688924
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Doesn't sound so bad.

>> No.18688937

I want to be her knight in shining armor.

>> No.18688940

mofu lilim?

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>YFW one of her tentacles goes up your bunghole

>> No.18688945

>Beast lilims

But I meant it as, most people that become demons either stay with a regular skin tone or they become buleberries. I'm curious why she specifically turned pink.

>> No.18688949

Because you won't headpat her.

>> No.18688968


>> No.18688972

What kind of things would a titania make a knight pledged to her do?

>> No.18688976
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Extra extra, local news squirrel can't stop touching her own mofu

>> No.18688979
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I just want a slow waltz

>> No.18688980

Use a different fairy each and every night as a meat onahole! You have to be nice and share the love, after all!

>> No.18688982

Cuddle, a whole lot of it.

>> No.18688988

She'll go blind if she keeps doing that.

>> No.18688993

>as a race that has no butt
Delete this.

>> No.18688995

But I can do that without slapping my dick against her butt.

>> No.18689000 [DELETED] 

Go back to /monster/.

>> No.18689004

>>YFW one of her tentacles goes up your peehole

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>> No.18689016


>> No.18689021


That's bullshit. You're bullshit. Everything's a goddamn marriage proposal to these things.

>Marriage proposal

>Buy her a coffee
>Marriage proposal

>Say 'bless you' when she sneezes
>Marriage proposal

>> No.18689026


>Get down on one knee and present her with an engagement ring
>"...What are you doing?"

>> No.18689028

They're just really desperate for marriage.

>> No.18689029

>Molesting your own mofu
How shameless

>> No.18689033

You're not slapping your dick against her butt, you're headpatting her ass with your cock. They're two different things and I don't understand why this is so difficult for you.

>> No.18689034
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>> No.18689037
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Unless you're talking about some wild child girls that live way up in the mountains on deep in jungles, I can't imagine they wouldn't know what a traditional marriage proposal is.

>> No.18689040

Would The Very Hungry Caterpillar be mandatory nightly reading for a Greenworm duaghter?

>> No.18689049

Probably, she'd have sparkling eyes and be munching on a leaf while she gets comfy in her bed.

>> No.18689058

They're the exact same thing!

>> No.18689060

You’d have many obligations to uphold. You’d have to make sure the kingdom is protected at all times from bandits and more unscrupulous people who want to steal away the fairies, you’d have to make sure the Titania queen is tucked in bed every night, and you’d have to say you like the Titania queens homemade cake at every tea party.
The life of a fairy Knight is a tough one.

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>> No.18689068

I'd love to have a cuckquean monster as a wife. It would be fun fucking her family and friends while getting a good amount of love from her.

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>> No.18689077

Now I want to tell bedtime stories to my Greenworm daughterus while my Papillon waifu looks on from the doorway ready to make another daughteru or two.

>> No.18689078

>you’d have to say you like the Titania queens homemade cake at every tea party.
What if I forgot one day?

>> No.18689079

One involves you grabbing your dick with one hand and repeatedly thumping it against her butt, and the other involves you causing her to beg you to impregnate her in the ass.

>> No.18689082

>Make eye contact with random monster girl
>She just screams "Yes!' and lunges towards you

>> No.18689084

how indecent

>> No.18689086

>hellhound as a hotdog mascot

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>> No.18689100

I'm not going to do either of those things, anon. She's far too young for that!

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>> No.18689117

Heat Miser and Snow Miser can be friends too!

>> No.18689118
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Would you spot her?

>> No.18689121

What's the story behind this and why is the file name pineapple?

>> No.18689122

I'd spot dat ass.

>> No.18689125

Are you saying the wonderland is full of those? Because it would be fun to tease my jubjub by breeding other girls instead of her.

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Don’t forget mediation and protection of all of the inhabitants. If you’re the protector knight of one of the larger kingdoms, it may contain fairy types of other species as well. This means you may need to help the dragons count and manage their coin hoard, lift up wallets, cups, or other objects that the fairies get caught under, or even help mediate the debate between the tiny desert creatures over who gets more space in the sandbox: the pharaoh and her friends, apophis, the khepris, or the sandworms.

>> No.18689160

Then you’d make her sad, and say that she doesn’t need your help being tucked in bed that night and that you don’t have to go to anymore of her tea parties if you don’t wanna.

>> No.18689167

I'd feel like a fucking monster....no not like that.

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>> No.18689172

>Unless you're talking about some wild child girls that live way up in the mountains on deep in jungles
I'd extend that to every monster girl that lives in a secluded place.
A highly educated Inari from a very traditional Zipangu town that has no contact to the outside would not recognize the gesture. On the other hand it'd be heartwarming to see a feral Werewolf tear up when you get on your knees because she knows what it means from stories her parents told her as a child.

>> No.18689191

>or even help mediate the debate between the tiny desert creatures over who gets more space in the sandbox
That’s easy, just make the sandbox bigger. You can easily do that with about $50 at Home Depot.

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What about it? She needs some way to pay her way through college, you know.

>> No.18689203


>> No.18689206

what is her major?

>> No.18689209

loves bloomers and dont know about holy grail?
what a shame

>> No.18689211 [DELETED] 

>deviantart shit

>> No.18689218

That’s perfect! All the girls are so excited you’d be willing to do that for them. It would an impossible effort for any of them, so they’re very thankful. They’re going to throw a huge celebration for your sacrifice and benevolence!

>> No.18689219 [DELETED] 

It's the image spammer from 8gag who's been at it for almost a year now.

>> No.18689224
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How do you intend on keeping your Cheshire wife and daughters from shitposting all day anon?

Or even catgirls in general since that seems to be their calling.

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>> No.18689227

Does your girl have a job? What does she do?

>> No.18689229 [DELETED] 

It's a shame mods will do nothing about him.

>> No.18689240

>be fairy knight
>be joked about in many knight circles because of your flamboyantly pink armor
>can’t help it if your queen thinks it looks good on you
>help out around the kingdom like always
>make elaborate birdhouse for the fairies to live in
>renovate the sandbox for the desert fairies (aka making another sandcastle with the Titania queen so that the fae Apophis doesn’t got after the fae Pharoah again)
>clean and refill the pool for the aquatic fairies (ignore the catcalls of the fae Otohimes)
>help out when needed too
>Sandra got stuck in a pineapple and her claustrophobia is kicking in again
>make cookies with the Titania queen and hand them out to all the denizens of the kingdom
>Titania queen makes you sleep in her bed every night because she “doesn’t want to wake up cold in the morning”
You’re right, the life of a fairy knight is a tough one, but very rewarding too.

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Hard to shitpost if she's getting her ass plowed all day, and I doubt she would opt for internet trolling over a healthy dose of dick.

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>> No.18689256

In a fantasy setting I image her being an adventurer searching for treasures so her haord can be even bigger. After settling down I'm sure she'd be the guardian of some city or something.
In a modern setting she'd either work as security or as the boss of a restaurant.

>> No.18689257

My waifu hosts a game show.

>> No.18689262

Aww jeez they don’t have to do that. I’m just doing my job as a fae knight, that’s all.

>> No.18689263

Finie them a hobby that isn't shitposting all day.
Alternatively, plow my cheshire wife's overly large rear till she can barely think, let alone type.

>> No.18689310
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she's a demon so she gets her bux from the lilims I guess, for corrupting things.

>> No.18689313

Right is lewder than left.

>> No.18689316

Vidya streams and some things around the home.
I do other work as well.

>> No.18689319

She's a curator.

>> No.18689321

Rules a country.

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>> No.18689330

Went right, would encourage her to peruse further study of this exciting field of research.

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>> No.18689338

>Ojou Monster in frill armor

>> No.18689339
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How does your wife celebrate your birthday?

>> No.18689349 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.18689368

She probably wouldn't.
God I want a Valentine Kunoichi in my life.

>> No.18689384

Was she a Holst before becoming a Lich?

I bet she wants to keep making milk forever.

>> No.18689387

Probably starts off something like that. Once I've cleaned my plate, the obligatory multi-hour sex marathon ensues. She indulges me and lets me do all the kinky positions we don't normally do. Then it's a hot shower together & cuddling on the sofa.

>> No.18689388

What kind of girl is Sandra? She sounds cute!

>> No.18689396

Make my favorites for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (chicken and waffles with lots of syrup, club sandwiches with a full ceasar salad, and a three course dinner consisting of a hearty soup, a T-Bone steak, some mashed potatoes and gravy with fresh picked green beans and broccoli, with a strawberry cheesecake for dessert) all the while refilling my whiskey glass all day long while I sit and watch baseball all day. Then after that day I stab myself with a few Manticore barns and try for daughterus with my waifu.

>> No.18689398
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Gothic lolita armor best armor

>> No.18689400

Am I retarded for imagining for a split second that she was some kind of sponge?

>> No.18689404


>> No.18689430
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Do you remember anons?

>> No.18689431

Nevertheless! They’re going to all work together and bake you a giant ‘Thank You!’ cake. It’s as tall as them!

>> No.18689436

That’s a strange way to spell better.

>> No.18689455

I approve of this strength training regiment.

>> No.18689456
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Still waiting on that Echidna art update. Until then I'll just have to settle for this one.

>> No.18689460
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>Yer gonna take responsibility, right? 'Papa'?

>> No.18689466

>take responsibility? I don't see why not!

>> No.18689469
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You're gonna be waiting a LOOOOOONG time then.

>> No.18689471

>having a second child this soon
I'd have waited until our first was a teenager, at least.

>> No.18689478

...it's just an image.

>> No.18689493

Do you have a more credible source?

>> No.18689495
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You've been caught stealing red-handed by one of the town guards!

>Plead for mercy
>Resist arrest
>Go quietly

>> No.18689502

She’s just a normal fairy who loves fruits.

>> No.18689503
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>> No.18689506
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A nice night out with dinner and dessert and presents later.

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>> No.18689510

Does it count as “resisting” or “seducing” if I take her into a back alley and have my way with her?

>> No.18689520

>tell them they look cute.

>> No.18689531

>It’s as tall as them!
So... it’s as big as my pinky finger? I’d still eat it and say thanks for making it for me.

>> No.18689541

I didn’t steal anything! These corrupt town guards are just trying to have their way with me again!

>> No.18689568

>Manticore barns
Is this where Manticore Milk comes from?

>> No.18689569

Maybe more the size of your hand. Essentially, a cupcake. But they still put aside their differences and worked really hard to make it for you!

>> No.18689581

Is still thank them for making it while I take about 1/4 of it and let the girls who worked so hard on it have some too!

>> No.18689587

There's an 8gag now?

>> No.18689596

Because it goes over the 4MB file size limit.

>> No.18689616

>>clean and refill the pool for the aquatic fairies (ignore the catcalls of the fae Otohimes)
I now want to have a harem of fae aquatic girls who live in a giant aquarium in my house.

>> No.18689644

I think he means Cripple-chan.

>> No.18689690

knew it before hovering cursor over link

>> No.18689703
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What did you say to piss her off?

>> No.18689704
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>> No.18689717

>are you an elf with wings or a harpy with long ears?

>> No.18689724

>”Haven’t you heard, about the word?”

>> No.18689732

I put salt on baked pumpkins.

>> No.18689747

Imagine a narcissist alping so he could continue to love himself but finally experience sex(masturbation) with a woman.

>> No.18689751 [DELETED] 

Neck yourself.

>> No.18689754

or a doppel that tries to take the form of a guys one true love and ends up looking like a female version of him.

>> No.18689764

Having a tall monstergirl gently fuck you in the lotus position would be the greatest thing ever.
Portals fucking when?

>> No.18689784

She probably get banned from an electronics store. The static charge on her would destroy everything there.

>> No.18689792

Reboot reference? I don't get it

>> No.18689794
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Now that I think about it, she's pretty damn cute.

>> No.18689800

2019, wwwwwww.

>> No.18689806
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Intimate sex is too underrepresented in art.

>> No.18689814

Also forgettable as a species.

>> No.18689822

She one of the softest too.

>> No.18689832

Why are Papillons so cute?

>> No.18689837

It's not only one of the most intimate sexual positions, it's also the best for gentle femdom. Having a tall, well endowed Dark Mage gently ride me this way during a distant thunderstorm in our comfy woodland house would be my idea of heaven.

>> No.18689838 [SPOILER] 
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Where do you stick it in?

>> No.18689845

>Use pocket sand and cast teleport

>> No.18689846

Best for Vampires too. She can easily bite you while having sex.

>> No.18689852

Ignore them unless they recite the Oblivion guard quote word for word and appear out of some random weird place.

>> No.18689856

Just push aside the frills up front and you'll see your target.

>> No.18689866

It also puts you at the perfect height for playing with a big girl's nipples, if we're going back to the original post.

>> No.18689879

>Activate your suicide device, they can't know the secrets you're privy to

>> No.18689888

Yeah, if she's tall your face would be perfect height for a facefull of tits and in prime position to suck on them.

>> No.18689913
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Anon, unless that suicide device obliterates your soul, the most you've done is delay them an hour or two and piss off the lich down at the morgue who has more important things to do than stitch back together another idiot who tried to off himself.

>> No.18689928

That’s why you romance a ghost, phantom, or wisp. They can’t reanimate you if your soul is already off having sex on the phantasmal plane.

>> No.18689930

Who would be worse when it comes to consoling suicidal men, Liches or Wisps?

>> No.18689936

I sold my soul to several entities,
so she's going to have to retain a lawyer.

>> No.18689939

Wisps for sure. Liches are largely indifferent if you die or not, but Wisps would probably actively encourage a boy they liked to die.

>> No.18689948

Wisps need to be stopped.

>> No.18689959

>you will never be ensnared by a Christmas Cake Vampire noblewoman in her room of mirrors

>> No.18689973

Remember to always complement beautiful vampires! It’s hard to tell if you look good when you can’t see yourself in the mirror.

>> No.18689992 [DELETED] 

>her plan fails because she doesn't show up in the mirrors and after seeing yourself cum from every angle alone repeatedly you become a narcissist and Alp for yourself. You fag.

>> No.18690012 [DELETED] 

Go away faggot.

>> No.18690027

You're the faggot.

>> No.18690032
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>actually attempting to force this shit

>> No.18690033

That's funny

>> No.18690035 [DELETED] 
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Conquering the land with your Naga Champion wife!
She may have captured you years ago, but now she's your dutiful exciting wife!

>> No.18690040 [DELETED] 

Fuck off /monster/.

>> No.18690042

>Narcissist = gay
The fuck kind of retarded logic is this? And since I'm assuming you're the same person who posted this dumb idea before, no, a narcissistic monster would not just spend all day masturbating.

>> No.18690046

Unf. Big wife.

>> No.18690048


>> No.18690049

Not a monster girl.

>> No.18690051

Nice boogeymanning.

>> No.18690063

Voodoo-mama Dark Mages from the bayou!

>> No.18690065

What? How isn't that a monstergirl?

>> No.18690071


>> No.18690072

It's about as monster girl as a furry is.

>> No.18690076

That's an enormous tail.

>> No.18690078

Would she introduce you to her friends on the other side?

>> No.18690082

But there's no snout or anything
Just cause you dont like it doesn't mean you can just arbitrary say its not a monstergirl

>> No.18690083 [DELETED] 

Neck yourself.

>> No.18690109

Are you the same guy who posts this kind of thing to everything you don't like?

>> No.18690116

That's just silly anon. The image is shit but it still falls into the monster girl camp.

>> No.18690127

It’s not moe enough for the current crowd. Sorry man. Try late tonight when they filter out, people are a bit less vanilla sperges then.

>> No.18690128

As long as she doesn't turn me into a frog.

>> No.18690131

It still shouldn't be posted here. Trash like that is something that belongs on /tg/.

>> No.18690132

It's pretty clear that he was making a joke

>> No.18690135

You can’t post non anime Monstergirls here

>> No.18690136

They're so tiny, i can outrun them

>> No.18690139

>I was just pretending to be retarded

>> No.18690142

>Implying I am not praising my mistress every day

>> No.18690149

Not the thread for it.
This is for MGE or things that can reasonably fit into MGE

>> No.18690150 [DELETED] 


>> No.18690153

You can post non anime Monstergirls here

>> No.18690158

does late night count as that?
it has kind of an adventure time feel to it sometimes.

>> No.18690159

I was, and it just shows how retarded some anons are getting.

>> No.18690162 [DELETED] 

Fuck off /co/.

>> No.18690163 [DELETED] 

No you can't, fuck off

>> No.18690165

No western trash. I guess its okay if I post yuri and furries then huh?

>> No.18690167

>the self appointed thread police are attacking themselves

>> No.18690168

You can hardly blame this reaction when that retard image spammer is going around spamming intentionally shitty and objectionable art.

>> No.18690169

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.18690175
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I'm fixing your pic

>> No.18690179 [DELETED] 

I just liked the image and thought it was exotic, didn't seem shitty to me
Fuck you guys, this general fucking sucks

>> No.18690180 [DELETED] 

If you're going to be a faggot and posting trash then don't get upset when people don't like it.

>> No.18690181

Anon, do you really think someone would make a post about turning gay from looking in a mirror, and have it be serious? You have to be autistic big time to be this bad at discerning intent.

>> No.18690189

This is bait or extreme newfaggotry, not sure why

>> No.18690190

This isn't a MGE thread. People post Miia or Cera not to mention Touhous and boat sluts all the time. The problem is that it's western WoW shit, not to mention the multiple breasts /d/ shit.

>> No.18690191

We've been under siege for months anon, please understand.

>> No.18690199 [DELETED] 

That's fucking garbage too
When will you fucks get it? FUCK OFF. The thread clearly is meant for a certain quality of image and discussion and if you don't know what that is by now you're just a /tg/ shitposter or a /monster/ raider

>> No.18690200 [DELETED] 

Fuck off retard.

>> No.18690203

That is bad sarcasm anon

>> No.18690204

Fuck off retard.

>> No.18690205

What a fucking joke of a thread

>> No.18690213

So no western art

>> No.18690214

It's got to the point where no one needs to troll anymore because a couple of angry regulars have decided to get mad at anything that slightly deviates from their own tastes and it results in more shit than any hostile outsider could achieve.

>> No.18690219

You aren't making this thread any better.

>> No.18690222


>> No.18690223

>posting shit you know will piss people off, even as a joke
>People get pissed off at you
>'Why are you mad at me, idiot?'
It's a dumb idea that isn't possible in the setting, so posting it was a fucking stupid idea.

>> No.18690231 [DELETED] 

Where did these fucking retards even come from?

>> No.18690233

I'm not the one who posted it. I just think those posts were an overreaction to something they should have ignored.

>> No.18690245

Can't even tell who you are talking about

>> No.18690250

So explain why everyone here wants to suck latenight's dick.

>> No.18690254
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I like Plasmid's stuff too Anon. Maybe post it in the /d/ monstergirl thread, they might be more accepting there considering the source and content. This general is more for cutsey discussion of MGE stuff- its not really what it's labelled as, unfortunately.

>> No.18690255

>the state of /mgt/

>> No.18690257 [DELETED] 

I'm talking about retards like that image spammer.

>> No.18690259

Those are not regulars that's clearly somebody doing intentionally.

>> No.18690263

Because they want him to stick around so he'll draw one of their shitty little ideas
I'm pretty sure the thread would jerk off any drawfag that regularly posted things for here.

>> No.18690267 [DELETED] 


>> No.18690272

>Learns to like another thing: Dicks

Mamono mana fixes everything.

>> No.18690273

ok kid

>> No.18690279 [DELETED] 

>not even 1000 posts
>already at page 10
>constant shitposting
Why don't mods just move these cancerous threads somewhere else or outright delete them?

>> No.18690282

I'm still semi convinced the "trolls" who started this and the anons who are getting angry at anything and everything lately are the same people. Think about it for a second, it's the perfect shitpost strategy.
>spam bad quality images as pretext
>use them as an excuse to act angry at things they don't like
It's paranoid to think this probably but it would be far from the first time it's happened in a general.

>> No.18690287

You'd best start believing in containment threads, Anon. You're in one.

>> No.18690289

I love Dark Mages.
But why would they do that?

>> No.18690291 [DELETED] 

Go back to spamming images you fucking faggot.

>> No.18690297

You're trying very hard today.

>> No.18690301

Saying this doesn't make you sound any smarter you absolute retard.

>> No.18690302

That's what confuses me the most, the people who are very serious about image standards don't kick up a single bit of fuss about glorified pencil sketches.

>> No.18690303 [DELETED] 

It's probably just some faggots from /monster/.

>> No.18690308 [DELETED] 

Maybe because nobody likes the deviantart tier trash you insist on posting.

>> No.18690313

>This general is more for cutsey discussion of MGE stuff
It never started out that way, and this development is fairly recent. There's nothing saying we can't go back to the old ways where we could discuss things other than gap moe.

>> No.18690320

Oh what a surprise, the same post as last time this drama happened. Couldn't possibly be that you have a motive here could it?
It was explained to you before, /jp/ is faster the last few weeks.
>But why would they do that?
Angry natives such as starbow who cried to mod on irc to get the threads deleted before, outsiders who dislike monster girls or just someone looking for laughs. It's hard to tell.

>> No.18690325

Not me

>> No.18690327

>lying on the internet

>> No.18690330 [DELETED] 

We can't, not with this new breed of retards that keep posting utter trash.

>> No.18690333

I've only posted one image all thread and it was a mge one. I'm just pointing out the questionable standards of the post police.

>> No.18690336
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I think my favorite part about fuck off anon and image posting standards anon (if they aren't the same autist) is that if Crayon were to initially start making content they'd chase him off like he were Frankenstein's Monster.

>> No.18690337

Exactly. Latenight doodles some basic shit based off a meme and everyone acts like he's a national treasure for it. Meanwhile, someone else posts good art and anon is livid because it isn't the "right" art.

>> No.18690339


>> No.18690346 [DELETED] 

>Unironically thinking >>18690035 is "good art"
You have to leave.

>> No.18690353

Just fucking ignore him. Look at this very part of the thread, he is claiming two different posters are a certain shitposter just because they are arguing with him.

>> No.18690354

Crayonanon drew good stuff. Posting WoW or League trash isn't.

>> No.18690357

What's wrong with it apart from personal taste and it being western art

>> No.18690359

Here's an interesting thought: People like fun/cute stuff and don't actually give a shit about arbitrary 'image standards'. If you're gonna call out deliberate image spam or /d/ posting, by all means go ahead.

>> No.18690361

I am an distinguished art critic and I can confirm this is the greatest piece of art I've seen in my life.

>> No.18690366 [DELETED] 

Its just shit, we don't have to tell you why because it just is
If you can't see why it's shit then you need to fuck off

>> No.18690371

Multi tits.

>> No.18690379

Her eyes are too small
She doesn't have blush lines
Where's the smug 3/4 turned to the left look?
Where's the 'monstly human skin with some paws or a tail (but not a snake or mermaid tail or a centaur half that stuff is furry'
ablubububublub blah blah blah jesus fucking christ its like childs play with you guys

>> No.18690380 [DELETED] 

Just ban these threads for a week or two until these tards get bored and leave.

>> No.18690383 [DELETED] 

So all the old posters are gone and this is what we're left with?

>> No.18690388

Simple fact: Cute art doesn't need to be hot.
If you're posting something "sexy," it does need to actually look attractive and not have e.g. a Bratz-tier face.
Though I don't really see the issue with either of the naga pics.

>> No.18690395

Butterfaced multi-boob shit.

>> No.18690396 [DELETED] 

Maybe you should leave.

>> No.18690397

I like multitits but hate that picture.

>> No.18690398

>gap moe
Cancer of the highest degree, can't even talk about a monster girl having a dominant, serious or haughty personality any more without it being twisted into her secretly loving cute stuff, eating sweets and using baby talk with her husband.

>> No.18690404

It's less the fetishes involved and more the actual way it looks

>> No.18690407

Ugly masculineface, muddled colors, cluttered with pointless babbles and chains, unappealing monster parts.

>> No.18690411

I agree on this one

>> No.18690414

It's not just with tough girls, you also get, for example, that fag who always wants Zombie Dragons to be secretly super smart.

>> No.18690416

I somewhat agree. Gap moe can be alright, it's just some vocal anons demand that all the girls end up this way and that gets annoying quickly.

>> No.18690418
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Feel free to leave bucko.

>> No.18690419

Who gives a shit about submissive girls?

>> No.18690426

A lot of people, but you knew that.

>> No.18690432

Half the thread

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>> No.18690437

Oh come on now.

>> No.18690440

It hurts because I do love cute girls but I'd love more focus on the more sexy and powerful personalities without them being watered down.
That's pretty bad too, there's ways to deviate from the profile while making it work but that's just annoying.

>> No.18690441

More like 10% at best. This has already been proven.

>> No.18690446
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>actually taking the time to explain why the image is bad
Take your logic and reason somewhere else.

>> No.18690451

I love them just as much as dominant ones.

>> No.18690458
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I want to grope a Minotaur's fat tits.

>> No.18690483

>Posting WoW or League trash isn't.

So you're MGE only anon.

>> No.18690484

That's a marriage proposal. Then again it also applies to most monstergirls.

>> No.18690499

She on the clock right now, anon. At least wait until she's finished her shift.

>> No.18690505

League trash can be done right, kumiho posters who use ahri have taste and there have been some soraka fags around who posted cute art in the past.

It's just that one guy spamming bad eve art who stuck out like a sore thumb.

>> No.18690507

>rape o'clock

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>> No.18690542
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Plenty of art featuring Originals gets posted fairly often, and it's never shouted down because it's actually pleasing to look at unlike the WoW and MOBA shit that crossboarders and off-site shitters spam.

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>> No.18690578

See, now that's cute.

>> No.18690580
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>> No.18690581
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Yeah, you're right mate, only a crossboarder or off site shitter would like a monster girl like Nami. Definitely nobody from here or /a/ could like her.

>> No.18690589

>obvious nipple

>> No.18690594

Whoops, deleted......

>> No.18690597

Don't go to /i/ or /ic/ for advice.

>> No.18690598

I want a monster girl that's typically more wild and aggressive such as a Manticore or a Hellhound as a quiet, affectionate and well mannered imouto with moderate yandere tendencies who very much desires her onii-sama's love and approval.

>> No.18690602

>giving her the same name as an incredibly overrated character from an incredibly overrated anime
Why is Riot so retarded?

>> No.18690604

Why not? Serious question

>> No.18690612

I'm very willing to take responsibility if I have to.

What if I offer to help her?

>> No.18690613
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>Here's your dream request form!

>> No.18690615

Anthony Burch.

>> No.18690618

Good luck, hope you can make it.

>> No.18690623

Good luck anon. I want to but I fear I'd slip fully into degeneracy if allowed to draw my porn porn.
Going to second his advice. They tend to be awful with the criticism they give and want you to draw the "right" way, which in their opinion is realistic and western. They were responsible for .less going through his worst phase but thankfully he got over it.

>> No.18690633
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>> No.18690635

>porn porn
I mean own porn, damn I'm a retard.

>> No.18690636

I just want a Succubus to comfort me and hold me close the days when I feel like total shit and who lets me know that they’ll be there for me forever. Plus daughterus. I want a succubus who wants as big a family as I do.

>> No.18690644

what would happen if you kissed a gargoyle on the forehead while it was daylight?

what would happen if you ran away?

would she hunt you down or be disappointed?

>> No.18690654
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I want a mucus handjob from a loli Night Gaunt.

>> No.18690655

What happens if you’re getting head from a gargoyle when the sun comes up? Would you have your own personal gloryhole for the rest of the day?

>> No.18690657

>ask succubes name
>writes down succubus name
>look her straight in the eyes and hand it back to her

>> No.18690664

i think you'd just be stuck there.

>> No.18690668

but wouldn't you be stuck? what if you got hungry? what if you had to go to the bathroom?

doesn't sound very pleasant.

>> No.18690685

Wait there are more kumiho posters apart from myself?

>> No.18690687

Unless she's still able to stimulate you or has a death grip on you, wouldn't you just eventually go limp and be able to pop out?

>> No.18690690

Her fingers tightened and locked around the base of your cock and her tongue wrapped around the head.

>> No.18690691

>wouldn't you just eventually go limp
pff maybey you would

>> No.18690697

"When they spot a human man they like, they try to assault and have sex with him. Gargoyles can only move at night, and when the sun comes up, they revert to being stone statues. For that reason, if they were joined with a male victim during sex, it is said that the man will also turn into stone together with them until night. "

>> No.18690710
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>> No.18690713

so much is wrong with this

>> No.18690718

I know i'm suppose to be horrified, but honestly I laughed.

>> No.18690719

Apparently but hey, you all usually have good taste in fox art so keep it up.

>> No.18690724

Why would you post this shit?

>> No.18690727

If I wanted to horribly maim a girl with a shit story it'd be a Gazer or Jabberwock

>> No.18690731

The face on that fish cracks me up for some reason, the image is awful but it's too funny to get angry at.

>> No.18690735

This guy is totally capable of drawing shit that isn't grotesque.

>> No.18690741

I honestly have no fucking clue what's going on from the waist down.

>> No.18690780

1. Unagi joro
2. Most of the succubus family
3. Kikimora
4. Echidna
5. Hakutaku/Holstaur
Rankings within this list may change based on mood
Vanilla is a boring flavor, but still a good one.

>> No.18690813

I want to cure a Cheshire of memeitis and turn her into a devoted housewife.

>> No.18690815

I want to fill a loli Familiar's bladder with my cum!

>> No.18690825

But what if being a devoted housewife was her favorite meme of all time?

>> No.18690841

>She winks at you
>"Charming, but I see that at least once everyday~"

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>> No.18690859

What is this from? Saucenao, iqdb, and google aren’t coming up with anything.

>> No.18690861

why must you hurt me

>> No.18690867 [DELETED] 

Meh, I’ve capped to worse.

>> No.18690876

>Marry and have children
>She keeps the home, cooks the meals
>The children are well behaved
>Quality time is spent in each other's company
>Sometimes it's sex
>Sometimes you simply hold each other
>Other times you sit and watch your children play
>Find her twitter account one day by chance
>It's nice photos of you all, occasional videos of the children playing
>The tweets accompanying them give you pause
>Most of them read like like twitch chat
>"Fagtron" seems to be her favorite word

>> No.18690877

>Gripping Mini Mino's massive minotaur mammaries
>Woah, damn, they're soft
>She's grunting in her sleep as you palm them, they feel like they're the size of basketballs
>Succubus sniggering at you, look up
>Mini is staring at you intently
Soft Minotaur Tits
A Youth In The Summertime
Bedsprings and boy break

>> No.18690883

She's a slut, anon.