Monster Girl Thread

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Eat your veggies

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[Anonymous No.]

Dragons too cute, especially mine.

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Don't like this, harpies aren't that stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

I've come up with a new business venture for the Tanukis.
Jizz jutsu, a school of martial arts aimed at women that centers around forcing your opponent to ejaculate.

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>>18701436
All succubutts are born knowing that style and they teach it for free.

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>>18701398
I actually prefer left. Guess lolicon isn't bound by species.

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>>18701436
>literally ballbusting the martial art
YES

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This one right?

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>>18701421
https://youtu.be/ycMdhsEVWrY

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I swear this thing is rigged

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Little Siberian Jinkos gnawing on raw steaks

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>>18701457
>ballbusting
Die.

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>>18701398
Do Papillions make the best Christmas cakes?

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>>18701474

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>>18701488
Kind of impossible because they are already have a husband when becoming one

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>>18701493
Re-read the profile Anon.

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>>18701493

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Hold her hand. Do it now.

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>>18701474
>Tanuki hungrily breathing down your neck as you spend half of your savings rolling gatcha

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>>18701489
I want a tubby yan-snek with glasses

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>>18701548
>tubby

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Video games

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttv9P2mqC-k

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>>18701569

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>>18701567
Hey I like my snakes soft, although a muscled white snake wouldn’t be half bad

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>>18701505
>not dealing with the caterpillar form gets you a meatier butterfly
Why even bother? It’s win-win.

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>>18701529
I would love to. I really would...

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>>18701569
Anime video game monster girls.

I bet Bicorns have a 1upmanship fetish.

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>>18701529
I would if I could, she's responsible for making me love centaurs so much.

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Thoughts on big meaty hands?

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>>18701641
Claws are better.

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>>18701617

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>>18701529
>>18701641
Interlocking fingers

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>>18701625

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>>18701641
I would allow her to call me a filthy tark

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>>18701398
Take a greenworm to a buffet!

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>>18701569
Whats with the guy and is girl wearing matching outfits in the window?

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>>18701674
Or a grocery store

>[angry tanuki shopkeeper noises]

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>>18701674
Careful, any place that knows anything won’t let greenworms get all-you-can-eat salad bar access.

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>>18701681
Dunno what you're yatterin' about

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>>18701689
Ayyyyy

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>>18701625
Shirohebis do that in harems too. Or when 2 of them like the same Anon.

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Cow butts

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>>18701683
>angry
Are you kidding? That’s like a free day’s worth of profits right there.

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Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

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>>18701683
>tanuki running a grocery chain
>"Oh my~! Your card was declined. Do you have another way you can pay?"
>She's tugging at the collar of her shirt while she says this, trying to draw your attention to her cleavage
>You just ask her to remove a couple of items and leave an extremely horny tanuki to her own devices
>later that night she returns home and fingers herself to one of the creep shots she took of you with the store's security cameras

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>when you introduce a Baphomet to Mexican music

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>>18701721
Oh yeah I forgot you have to foot the bill for whatever she ate in the store.

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>>18701681
1. Its yatterman,
2. Wouldnt you wear a matching outfit?

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I really want a lewd, but stern kiki

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Would bleaching their hair be a form of self-harm for kejourou?

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>>18701536
>her face when you keep getting shitty rolls

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>>18701792
Not as much as cutting it.

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>>18701774
Dog of Scarlet

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>>18701796
>Tell a Kej to cut her hair
>She rapes you until you forget about the idea

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>>18701796
>Kej daughteru shuts her door and plays Linkin Park especially loudly one night
>Wake up in the morning to find her blonde and with a bobcut
>Her mother faints, you groan
>She looks good but her mother won't have it and this implies things
>Namely, this is going to require counseling and some expensive hair products

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>>18701826
That daughteru is getting spanked with the backside of a hairbrush!

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Would you accept a lap pillow from her?

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>>18701861
I feel like I'm' looking at a genderswapped Eddie/Zato-1

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>>18701867
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Seaplane_Tender_Princess

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>Have succubus daughteru
>She's coming into her difficult years
>Confused and curious she tried her new list powers on that one person she's always liked
>You
>She hits you with the hardest charm she can manage
>"A-are you horny?"
>"Nope, I'm Dad!"
And that is how you make sure your daughter marries outside of the family.

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>>18701784
Here's the full-res for you
https://files.catbox.moe/nr43l5.png

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https://exhentai.org/g/1171399/2e7572fe15/

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>>18701880
>>She hits you with the hardest charm she can manage
That's a dangerous game, little Succ.

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Would men's restroom be safe?

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>>18701928
Yes, barring exceptionally perverted Akanames.

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>>18701861
Does the lower half bite? What if I feed it hot sauce?

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>>18701928
No.

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>>18701926
Her mom should probably show her how it's done before she gets uppity.
>"Oh, honey, that's not how a man looks when he's mad with lust, THIS is how a man looks when he's mad with lust!"

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>>18701969
>parents start having violent, passionate sex right in front of their daughter
>her eyes are wide with awe and wonder

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>>18701969
How this for a senario
Man with son, and mother has turned monster.
Now sun is dealing with monsters and they want to give him advice

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>>18701928
No, you have to deal with alps that get bullied for using the girl's restroom.

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Left or right?

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Reminder to let the harem dudes take the the monstergirls out in the open so you can talk to that shy hakutaku that doesnt like to bother anyone

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>>18701977
>Son walks in with headphones plugged in
>Sees parents violently rutting and sister drooling
>Nopes the fuck out
>Calls later, sleeping over with a friend that night
>Never able to look at his parents the same way again

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>>18702013
Right. The only good slime is an indescribably cute eldritch horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>Akaname
>Mucus Toad
>Ghoul
Are these the top girls for blowjobs?

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>>18702044
Amen brother.

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>>18702018
Meanwhile, his sister develops plans for him...

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>>18702013
Right. Slimes are nice but a grapecubus is too good to pass up.

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>>18702066
>Haaauu... dad's to difficult to practice magic on.
>But maybe if I start out on a weaker target?
>Nufufufu. Oniiiichaaaan~ where are you?
>Hide and seek! Hide and seek! I'm on the hunt for easy prey!

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>>18701688
That's discrimination!

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>>18702084
But what about the westermarck effect? And Nii's p'orc warband?

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>>18702112
Doesn't affect monster girls. Incest is not only physically safe for them, there's no social taboo, so an instinctive rejection of family as mates never develops.

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>>18702132
There will be no brother bothering in my house!

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>>18702132
It DOES develop in humans tho.

So think about it. There is a group of boys out there, hiding because their sisters, momsters etc want to fuck them and the thought of doing so makes them sick

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>>18702160
Lanternon's first story had that.
The guy wanted nothing to do with it, but his dark priest sister tried to force him to use a "cure". Needless to say she was worst girl who didn't get humans at all.

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>>18702160
>incubi
>humans

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>>18702173
Monster girls in general don't get humans, why do you think they have to brainwash them?

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>>18702180
In the rare occurrence of a male being born to a momster, is he an incubus right away?

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>>18702194
Yes, because it certainly wouldn't be a human.

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>>18702194
Yes.

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>>18702194
He's exposed to de since before birth, he's gonna be an incubus

>>18702180
They are, fuckwit. Incubi just have decided and bigger dicks, they still maintain their memories, morals(unless you like the brainwashing aspect of kc which is bullshit) and personality

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TO THE CARD DIMENTION!

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>>18702160
Well, it's not set in stone. Incest is very, very common throughout human history and into the present day.
Given the right social conditions, ie. growing up with sex monsters for whom actively seeking out incest is not uncommon, the instinctive rejection of family members as sexual partners would be far less prevalent.

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>>18701802
I want to be her dog

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>>18702232
https://youtu.be/yHa6xRojKZg

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>>18702231
Thread needs more dragons

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>>18702256

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>>18702256

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I want to grill beef while fucking a minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting gremlins

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>>18702256
Cerberus needs a vanilla dragon

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>>18702281
Rude!

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>>18702279
Lewd!

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Attack from above!
Get doowwn!

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>>18702314

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>>18702329
>monmusus with stands
Humanity is doomed

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>>18702344

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>>18702291
Grembo.

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>>18702329
But why does King Crimson always look so pissed?

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>>18702314
>>18702329
Who will put a stop to these random Cupid attacks?

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>>18702291

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>>18702370
Not me, I'm hoping to be the victim of one.

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>>18702366
>LOLshit
>>>/out/

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>>18702377
>"My ass has finally decided to eat your cock!"
>It hungers! For more.

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>>18702391

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>>18702377
>NOW LET THE MATING BEGIN!!!

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Touch the cow.
Do it NOW.

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>>18702014
Are you telling me to steal harem members?

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>>18702180
They're humans

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>>18702480
No they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

Hide your fun guys the orderfags arrived.

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>>18702507
I'm just using KC's own words.

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>>18702391
>Gremlin rides anon until cumflated while Lich assistant takes notes
>"Gentlemen! There is a chance, this will work!"
>"I'm sure you said 'theres no chance this'll work'."
>Gremlin realizes that Anon is in the wrong whole
>"Fool, that will never work!"

Later:
>Lich is talking with a different assistant about what happened
>"Gentlemen! Fill my ass with cum, because I'm dumb as hell!"
>Cue Gremlin walking in with Anon and an obviously pregnant tummy

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>>18702465
I fucking CAN'T! Stop making me feel this way!

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>>18702279
Why is that dragon so lewd?

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http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=the-flower-with-no-name

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What monstergirl looks best in an OL getup, dude?

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>>18702537

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>>18702537
OL Anubis is best for getting into a romantic fling with in secret, only for it to turn into something more.

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>>18702537
My waifu.

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>>18702545
A workplace with a Demon boss pretending to be human would be really strange if you had no idea what was going on.

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>>18702537
Your mom(ster)

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>>18702537
I really wish I had a picture of a Holstaur in an OL outfit but I don't, and I think that's a travesty.

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>>18702344
>Kej with Love Deluxe

It might sound redundant but it makes her a powerful warrior.

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>>18702569
Demons in whiteface!

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>>18702537
Demons and Dark Elves

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>>18702589
That' racist!

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>>18702623
*That's
Fuck.

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>>18702623
I would call a demon blueberry

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>>18702627

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>>18702569
>You know she's a Demon
>She doesn't know you know
>You do everything you can to "unintentionally" tease, taunt and bully her while pretending to just be a bit of a dense guy lacking in social grace
How many times can you get away with adjusting your junk in front of her before she reaches out and grabs it?

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>>18702643
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2631237

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>>18702562
KDF your waifu has a questionable taste in work attire at best. That is insufficient PPE for a geneticist! What if she spills hyperactive mutagens on herself and develops superpowers?!

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https://www.literotica.com/s/dont-fuck-the-flowers

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>>18702643
Demons are always the cutest.

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Remember to properly discipline a misbehaving dog.

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>>18702743
Agreed.

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>>18702743
>>18702755
Fuck, forgot pic.

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>>18702743
Correct. Especially when your demonfu sits in your laps while you play games together.
Gonna kiss her on the head when she least expects it.

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>>18702623
Tell that to her!

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>>18702574
I’d love to give my hard working OL momster shoulder rubs when she gets home from a long day at work!

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>>18702666
I still don't understand why a man that draws breasts like that calls himself Lolicept.

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>>18702386
He posts it every thread to shitpost.

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>>18702589
Just think about it. You work at GenericCo and out of the blue you get a new manager. She's the best boss you've ever had, great management skills, always charming, and she's one of the most attractive women you've seen in your life. Everyone gets along with her. Then she starts spending time with all your female coworkers. Nothing odd about that, they just talk over lunch about things you can't hear.

But then you notice changes in them. they seem more confident then before, more charismatic, and sometimes you can swear they're staring at you and the other men and whispering to each other. You know something is up at this point and decide to see if you could get transferred because you're getting bad vibes. A few days after this, you're packing up to leave when you try the door. It won't open. You ask the other men in the lobby what's wrong, and they have no idea why the door is jammed, and their phones aren't working. Turning around, you see your manager and female coworkers approach. Then they drop their human forms.

For a man that has no idea that Demons exist, it would be something out of a horror movie.

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>>18702537
Wights.

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>>18702537
OL Kikis with a complex about not being maids!

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>>18702792
Fat wight.

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>>18702791
>You work at GenericCo and out of the blue you get a new manager
>out of the blue

heh

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>>18702537
Office jinko is unbeatable.

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>>18702791
>For a man that has no idea that Demons exist, it would be something out of a horror movie.
Until it turns into an adult movie. She'd make use of your fearboner, just hope she doesn't acquire a preference for them.

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>>18702791

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>>18702843
unnecessary fear and suffering because of order propaganda

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>>18702791
The fear would be gone quickly as you get shoved into a closet and jerked off by your Demon boss who's still in her suit.
And then she slings your weakened form over her shoulder and tells the other office ladies to have fun husband hunting while she hauls you up to her office for more in depth sex.

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>>18702867

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>>18702873
Not like you would know that at first.

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>>18702868
Cute. I'd like to recieve some shoulder rubs from my familiar sister.

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>>18702791
>maintainece guy fixes the stuck door
>opens up and sees a bunch of demons fucking throughout the office
>just slowly closes the door and walks away at a brisk pace

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>>18702908
I bet Familiars would give the best shoulder rubs and back massages.

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>>18702916
For sure. I'd like to give some massages to her too but recieving them after work would be heaven.

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>>18702897
Kinda hard to focus on fear when a girl's got her hand pumping your dick and her tongue is wrestling with yours.

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>>18702908
>You'll never have a perfectly platonic relationship with your familiar stepsister.
>She'll never chase the Sabbath away from you because she disapproves of the perverted loliba brocons.
It hurts.

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>>18702839
Is that before or after one of the men jumps the gun and smashes a heavy object on one of their heads?

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>>18702950
This would be great. I'd love to have a non-lewd relationship with my familiar, helping her out with whatever she needed and seeing her doing her best for me. Seeing her smile and calling me "onii-chan" or "big bro" would give me a heart attack.

I want to protect her!

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>>18702966
Oh that'll probably happen.
But he'll choose poorly and it was the one who corrupted into an Ogre.
That's just gonna turn her on.

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>>18702970
And when she grows up and becomes one of the most popular girls in school on track to become an Idol she'll try her best to hook you up with the older sister of one of her rich friends because she thinks you'd be adorable together.

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>>18702974
>Ogre
Well he can always push her out the window. That will slow her down for a while until his friends can get the door open.

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>>18702358
BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK HE WORKS

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Harpies aren't that stupid

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>>18703049
But KC is easy to understand.

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>>18703039
>Implying
He's gonna get shoved behind a desk and ridden senseless while the rest of the office explodes into an orgy of rape.
Pre-married employees will be courteously escorted out before all this begins.

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>>18703073
What about men that are disgusted by orgies?

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>>18702932
I’d love that to happen every night. And then after she gives me shoulder rubs, I’ll make our dinner while she does her homework in the kitchen and I’ll help her with any questions she has. And after she gets her homework done we play video games together until it’s time to take a bath and go to bed!

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>>18703077
They get raped somewhere else.

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>>18703077
The side offices, closets and bathrooms exist for a reason. If you don't want to be having sex in the same room as a bunch of other guys, then she'll allow that.

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>>18703051
https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ

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>>18703077
That’s what the offices and conference rooms are for.

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>>18703090
Just ignore him Anon.

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>>18703084
>>18703089
>>18703092
What if none of the women there are a man's type? Or what if he's too busy taking care of family to spend an entire afternoon fucking one of his coworkers?

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>>18703100
Ignoring a problem won't make it go away.

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>>18703100
Ignoring brain cancer will just kill you faster.

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>>18703100
Ignoring things that get reposted for the sake of shitposting only helps the shitposts.

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>>18703107
>>18703115
>>18703122
What does saying "fuck off" do?

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>>18703102
Impossible. There's always a woman who's a man's type when it comes to monstergirls.
And I mentioned earlier that married men were escorted out.

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>>18703102
There'll be a woman his type. The Demon planned this out.

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>>18703102
If he has a family already they’d probably let him leave early. And if he’s a single father I’m surprised he wasn’t taken sooner.

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>>18703107
>>18703115
>>18703122
>giving the person that wants attention attention
Jesus christ

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>>18703102
Are you actually trying to find a question with no good answer?

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I want to tell a Cheshire to fuck off, knowing that it'll just make her try to fuck with me harder, which is all part of my plan. I'll lure her in by pretending to get upset about her antics, get her to drop her guard when she's assured herself that she has the upper hand, and then I'll jam three fingers in her ass and kiss her.

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Pick a slime.

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>>18703131
>>18703132
>>18703133
Well hopefully they don't make fun of him if he's shy.

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>>18703142
The leftmost one.

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Is it possible to convince monstergirls to not sexually assault people?

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>>18703126
https://youtu.be/Cs57e-viIKw

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>>18703150
No

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>>18703143
There's nothing cuter to a monstergirl than a shy boy.

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>>18703142
But they're all the same slime.

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>>18703142
Since left is taken, the far fight

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>>18703150
Teach them that vanilla romance is sweeter and worth the wait.

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>>18703142
Come back with a Shoggoth or don't come back at all.

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>>18702680

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>>18702970
I want to have a lewd relationship with a loli dark mage. And also hear her call me "onii-san", but in a very different tone.

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>>18703189
But how?

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>I was going through your emails and saw a message to someone called Mom. Who is this...Mom???

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>>18703198
You’re my mom!

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>>18703190

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that it’s all fun and games till your Jinko imotou thinks that pregnancy will make her a better fighter due to the ‘experience it gives’

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>>18702680
>What if she spills hyperactive mutagens on herself and develops superpowers?!
That's the ultimate dream though anon! Besides, this is just her outfit that she wears under all that, she has to look professional a t all times when she's at work after all! Also, she's more of a general chemist then a geneticist.

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>>18703142
The queen herself.

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>>18703211
That’s when you bust out the spray bottle. I’d help her trap that neighbor boy she likes in the tool shed and practice on him though.

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>>18703219

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>>18703198
I guess I have to change my password and explain basic facts of life to her.

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>>18701854
!

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>>18702792
I imagine modern day setting Wights living in huge penthouses on top of a tall skyscraper.

They'd throw exclusive parties up there too.

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>>18701854
What happens if I say no?

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>>18703247
How would they make their money? Investing?

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>>18703252
She leaves you and finds a better man.

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>>18703247

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>>18703233
That’s how you end up with a drained neighbor, your imotou holding up a positive pregnancy test [spoilet]And her salamander rival proclaiming that she won’t lose and will get pregnant too

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>>18703247
For the longest time i thought wights were super ghosts, i wish KC would do more ghost like wraiths, banshees or poltergeist.

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TOUCH the COW anon!

https://imgur.com/a/dz8sx

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>>18703272
Dame you phone!

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>>18703247
>Expect this
>Wight boss knows you worked as an electrician for a few years before switching careers and demands you come fix something at her home
>Dirty clothes everywhere, most of it sweatpants and sweatshirts
>Dirty dishes in the sink
>TV has been displaying Netflix's "Are you still there?" message for so long that it's burned into the screen
>"If you're not going to clean it, then shut up!" she snaps

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>>18703279
You had me worried for a second.

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>>18703276
We got phantoms!

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>>18703279
>cow in spats
MUH

[Anonymous No.]

Pleiades!

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>>18703284
>Not pristine clean
>with some signs pointing to how it was a gigantic mess cleaned only recently
>you could swear shes breathing a bit heavier than usual and almost sweating

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>>18703301
Are you trying to get us to hate these girls? Because you're doing a pretty good job.

[Anonymous No.]

Never buy birthday gifts for your daughter from a tanuki.

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>>18703349
My daughteru can’t be this oppai

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>>18703349
But anon, sentient being trafficking is highly illegal!

[Anonymous No.]

[x]Touch reverse scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703349
Cheaper then buying succubus potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703371
What if I lick the reverse scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703247
Wight penthouses would probably contain portals that lead to Undead Kingdoms for easier traversal.
That, or their penthouses would be located in Undead cities.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember sabbath tenant number 10
Thick thighs save lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703367
Not if the Tanuki Occupational Government does it.

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>>18701398
has someone done an ugly duckling type story with her yet?

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>>18703390
Especially if she's one of the rare ones that doesn't have a husband with her as a pupa.

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>>18703252
>puppydog eyes

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>>18703252

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>>18701475
Meaty meat just like babushka used to make

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>>18703389
Make it Danuki Occupational Government. Racoon DOG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703382
Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703429
Nah man, a rough finger does not feel like a smooth, hot, wet tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703417
She needs her meat to grow up big and survive the harsh landscape

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703436
You're still getting your pelvis disintegrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703456
I know, but I would hazard a guess that it would be rougher than usual due to the unexpected sensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703284
Now here's the real question.
Is she in yoga pants and a loose fitting tank top?

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>>18703460
Eh, I see your point.

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>>18703456
What if you touch it while you're already having sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703310
>Wight
>breathing

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>>18703492
Yes and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703496
They're Undead you nincompoop.

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>>18703476
She's wearing a t-shirt that's a few sizes too large and some black lace panties.

[Anonymous No.]

Best dragon right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703520
best umbrela

[Anonymous No.]

>>18702666
SLIMY SLUT!

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>>18703514
mge undead are living, and yes, breathing things. The non-born ones are defined by the fact that they used to be dead but actually became living, albeit undying, organisms again. That's also why they are capable of giving birth.

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>>18703532
where do I find legitmate undead then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703537
Ghosts, Wisps or Phantoms I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703532
I thought undeads gave birth to normal succubi. You know, like Cursed Swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703532
>and yes, breathing
Cite where it's said then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703531
Next thing you know she'll ask you to take responsibilty for tripping on her body and landing on her chest.

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>>18703549
>>18703544
>Furthermore, as mentioned previously, by continuously gaining spirit energy, the bodies of the undead are mended to the state they were in before death.
bla bla bla
>The children born on such occasions are not human children. If it's a zombie, then the child will be the same kind of zombie
> For this reason, it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via demonic energy”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to demonic energy.”

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>>18703575
oh and the source: MGE world guide 1, Fallen Maidens page 88

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>>18703575
>zombie babies

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>>18703532
>mge undead are living, and yes, breathing things
You're still taking that one figurative/philosophical bit literally, which is dumb.
>That's also why they are capable of giving birth.
They can give birth because magic. They can only give birth after they've been given enough magic.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18703585
>You're still taking that one figurative/philosophical bit literally, which is dumb.
No I'm not, see >>18703575
Maybe they don't need to breath all the time per see. It's never specified. But in a setting like MGE I can't imagine there not to be some heavy breathing involved with any and all type of monster girl at some point.

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>>18703596
Wanna box her titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703486
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703596
My little rapist can't be this busty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703612
You're gonna get pelviscerated in return.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18703621
Bap the Red Cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703634
Is there any monster girl that cannot be beaten by boops and baps?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703648
Onis, Doing that to them only makes them rape you harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703656
Mersharks are not whore's!

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>>18703601
That is exactly the line I was talking about. It's pretty fucking obvious
>it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via demonic energy”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to demonic energy.”
is more figurative or describing a philosophical concept than literal.

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>>18703665
All monsters are whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703661
You need to do a rapidfire booping

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703674
no anon we are the whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703674
You're a whore. I'm a whore. E V E R Y O N E I S A F I L T H Y W H O R E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703520
She's okay. Maybe the third or second best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703679
I'm not a whore, I'm a pure boy who would stay with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703671

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>>18703694
definitely 2nd best. Ryu being 1st best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703486
>no wolfu to bite into your shoulder and scratch your back during particularly rough sex
why has this started to appeal to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703703
Liar, we all know you'd fuck the first monster pussy you got your hands on. NO ONE IS IMMUNE.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that you can be an easy hero in the land of the shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703738
How is she upright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18702231

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703284
Let me do you one better
>Get asked to patch a hole in the drywall by Wight boss b/c she knows you're the office's handyman
>Expecting a new home in some high class suburb
>is actually a house from the 70's that's been patched up more times than a porcupine's quilt
>hole is a 30" wide gap in the dining room ceiling caused by a slightly leaky vertical pipe in the fucking ceiling made out of some corroded god-knows-what brand of chinese bullshit pipe
>explain how you're gonna have to PVC the shit out of all the plumbing in the ceiling because it's just that fucked
>turn off water
>She takes you to the hardware store in a decade-old Nissan hatchback
>comments about how she's happy you're saving her so much money while at checkout
>yeahwhatever.png
>get back to house
>take for-fucking-ever to replace pipe b/c it's plumbing, of course it's a fucking mess
>throw water back on
>everything works, miraculously
>it's now dusk
>tell her you're going home
>"B-but I have a luncheon tomorrow with the CEO! Could you pleasepleaseplease get it done tonight?
>screaming internally, but you can't turn a sad face down, so you nod amd get back to work
>ask if she has a drill because the battery on yours is dead (of course)
>"Yeah, I have one! Just don't laugh, cause it's not as big and manly as yours, 'kay?"
>She takes you to her bedroom
>Bras, leggings and other hand-washables in a pile next to the master bath
>bed is a collective mass of sheets
>tv is on mute, streaming some American cartoon show off Netflix
>posters of Gibli movies, Inuyasha, several Marvel and DC blockbusters thumb-tacked to the walls
>floor is dirty as fuck
>realize she tidied up only the dining room for you because she wasn't expecting you to venture any further into this magical realm
>she opens the cabinet beneath the sink
>you can see at least two rows of dildos hidden away in the cabinet next to where she pulls the drill out of
>She's visibly sweating but still playing off her nervousness
>keep quiet and return to dining room
>start cleaning out hole to prep for the drywall chunk you cut out
>notice one of the rafter ties has rotted completely through
>have to drive back to the hardware store just for a fucking 2×4 and some brackets
>come back
>she heads to the shower
>kick it into high gear
>finish nailing the chunk of drywall in by the time she comes out
>her hair is done up in a ponytail, and she's wearing only a long t-shirt and a pair of panties
>she's sitting on the counter and watching you while you touch up the edges with plaster
>tell her it's going to be about 4 hours before the plaster dries so she'll have to paint over it in the morning
>"Why don't you stay the,night, Anon? It's awfully late anyway, and you seem to be enjoying it here."
>she winks and spreads her legs a little
>ask her if there are any spare beds
>"I don't usually have guests, so I don't have one, teehee!"
>a couch?
>"Isn't that bad for your neck?"
>well i have to sleep somewhere
>"I have a king-sized mattress, so there's plenty of room for you there! Let me go clean up real quick!"
>she runs to her bedroom
>before you can even attempt to make an escape, she comes back, huffing air as if she were drowning in it
>practically sweating through her shirt at this point
>she takes you by the wrist
>ok i guess this is happening
>she turns out the lights
>lie on your side with your back toward her
>you can hear her practicing lines to herself like "why are you wearing your jeans to bed, silly!" over and over
>she rolls over to your side and spoons you with her uncomfortably sweaty skin
>whisper-stammering because she can't muster up the courage to put the moves on you
>spend the rest of the night wide awake with a sweaty weeaboo zombie clinging to your backside
>when morning comes you finish up the ceiling and bolt
>boss texts you about hanging out again sometime later that afternoon
>you never gave her your number

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>>18703707
Normal dragons are the first best. They are the cutest.

>>18703712
Not true, I'd fight and do my best to get strong so I could be with her and only her.

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>>18703746
Nanomachines son

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>>18703755
>They are the cutest.
They're more angular than a trig exam.

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>>18703753
I bet simply doing something like complimenting her clothes or being a little suggestive is more than enough to get that Wight stuttering and tripping over herself in embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703771
They acute.

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>>18703783
More like obtuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703621
It aggravates me that Losenis still hasn't delivered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703803
Deliver what

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703708
As someone who also has this fetish, I will explain it to you using an overly complex metaphor.

People are like porcupines. We all have our problems, flaws, and emotional baggage. Just comes with life. These problems are ever-present and don't just go away. Sure we can just face each other head-on and never show our backs, but we can't face everything at the same time. Sooner or later, something will creep up on our backs, and we will be powerless to stop it. Sure, our spines can deter some threats, but they wont stop something big like a gun shot. So it only makes sense to have someone to watch your back. You'll get close, so close that your spines will pierce eachothers backs. It'll hurt like hell, but you'll probably get used to it, and you'll heal to accommodate the spines in your back. You'll get closer and closer, until finally the spines are so deep inside you that if you move to roughly, you will experience unbearable pain. When you're like this, all it will take is a prick and your heart will be lethally ruptured. You can always separate, but you'll still bleed out and experience a pain until you heal back up. Then again, you might just bleed to death, but that's rare. Then someday, you'll once again have want for someone to cover your back. It'll be harder for the spines to pierce the scarred flesh, but if you relax, they'll end up just as deep as they were before.

In addition to this there is a special kind of porcupine that gets its rocks off from the pain of having their back pierced. These porcupines are called masochists, and you're one of them.

I also guess it's something about a woman being completely unable to control herself because she's enjoying the sex so much. You can choose either explanation, to be honest. I don't have a fucking clue why either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703825
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703825
ive just assumed its further additions to my list of "every fetish i have links into femdom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703825
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703830
>>18703836
Manticores!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703753
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703825

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703825
You didn't need to write a novel man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703844
>>18703825
Be careful when taking a manticore from behind. If you make a mistake you'll probably lose an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703816
The murder loli Redcap story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703870
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703753
Does she dress like this at home by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703486
>>18703708
>Biting
>Scratching
Yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18702351
Nearly a decade later and this macro of mine is still circulating. Weird feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any buiness demon stories?

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>>18703902
Only when she's alone. Otherwise she'd die of embarrassment.

It's a different story if she's riled up, though. She'd probably use it to cover herself, occasionally flashing you peeks of her voluptuous ass until you can't take it anymore.

or she'll just straight-up pounce you and himedom you until you give in

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster would evil women turn into?
Like fantasy evil, enslave mortals, kill the innocent completely 100% evil evil?.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703903
>crabman before he sold out
Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703969
They'd be too irredeemable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703976
I thought that only applied to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703990
couldn't that shit be mindflayed away?

[Anonymous No.]

Polt is the worst waifu too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703969
saturday morning cartoon evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703969
In MGE they'd corrupt as Succubi and learn the error of their ways, though they'd still keep their personalities
If they're particularly powerful and/or have an affinity with a species they could corrupt into pretty much anything

>>18703976
Corruption would fix them. Worst case scenario you can just turn them into a very low level/intelligence species such as common slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703863
*Ahem*

That's the joke, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704021
>*action*

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>>18704009
I can understand the furry hate, but calling polt worst waifu is a good example of shit taste.

I mean why on earth would someone that just wants to go out and be active with you be a be a shit waifu? I can think of a lot of worse waifus in EMG, anon. Cough ntr cow cough.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/934658/8a1def21b5/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703737
>Easy hero
>Easy
I'd be easy, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704017
I dunno, the idea of a villain of that caliber getting a happy ending rubs me the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703975
If only he had done his manga about short stories.

[Anonymous No.]

You’re a shaaaark
You’re a shaaaark
Suck my diiiiiiick
You’re a shaaaaaark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704017
>>18704064
I didn't say irredeemable just like someone who is definitely evil at heart.
Though i guess just being a bad person doesn't really lean you to a specific monsterization and they'd just end up as one of the members of the succubus family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704100
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704111
There is literally nothing wrong with this image, its not like hes talking about the game.
Are we not allowed to talk about perfectly fine girls from shitty games/settings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704100
Speaking of shark blowjobs, what would happen if you rubbed her nose while she was doing it? What if you flipped her onto her back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704100
man something seems fishy about this mermaid spammer. I don't know if I hate him or like him yet. I'm leaning a bit towards hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704125
Yeah, Krakens are obviously superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703961
Only newspaper by Beast.
Other then that, ther just some greens

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704110
Aside from biblical species who are connected to Hell/Satan I can't think of any species who are directly linked to evil. In a way all monster girls are evil just like all monsters are

Within MGE the closest you have to evil are the Chaos faction.
>Atlach-Nachas are born to spin a web that will either end the world as we know or more likely just corrupt anything above them into Atlach-Nachas
>Mindflayers' sole life purpose is to increase their number as the servants of the Chaos Gods and they do so in very unethical ways
You could also argue that the Extremists are evil for forcing their belief onto humans but the MGE2 treatise clearly paints them as good-hearted and only denounces their method

[Anonymous No.]

Do battle with lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704173
Shouldn't she be washing clothes?
Because shes flat as a washboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your orders, Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704173
yes and I like flat/tomboy/tan line/tan skin one's even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704183
Bring me that dragon from atop the mountain, and make sure she's properly dressed. I need to have a stern talk with her about all those sheep she's been nabbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704173
Flat is best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703961
Maybe like one or two. There's quite a few stories we lack and idjits who chase people off don't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704173
That doesn't look like proper warrior attire

[Anonymous No.]

>18704206 (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704135
Now now, another girl not being as best is no reason to hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704183
your order is to refuse this order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704214
>He doesn't know about the magic film

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704178
A warrior doesn't need big breasts, they would only reduce her mobility.
That's what she'd say even though she worries that her chest isn't suited to feed her future daughters when she finally finds a strong man to have children with.

>>18704183
I wouldn't feel safe around such an evil looking robot, who knows what she did in the past.

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>>18704222
>I wouldn't feel safe around such an evil looking robot
Haven't you ever heard the saying, "Evil wife, happy life"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704216
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10678806?view_adult=true

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704222
So just make her look less evil! There must be some parts you can swap out lying around. Start with her waist, it's too thin and scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704227
Stop spamming random links goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704228
No, robots need to be sleek and smooth!

Start with her thighs she needs an upgrade to her suspension!

[Anonymous No.]

Idea Bucket time! (Been a while)
>1.School teacher slowly gains the powers and later form of a hakutaku, and lusts over a co woker.
>2. Hakutaku oyakodon (no real incest, daughter is adopted corruptee.)
>3. A "techlord" CC gremlin thats used her machines for relief for so long she's hyper sensitive to human touch
>4. Guy is abandoned for dead and comes back with monsters (cant decide between dragon wanting to explain herself or tamed werewolf harem)

Give me your thoughts, greens, suggestions on these. If you feel like you can make a story yourself out of them, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704217
>Logic paradox recognized. Anti-bully protocols... activated.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /mgt/, I'm gonna go shitpost in my dreams now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704254
>Techlord
She needs to live inside of a police booth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704254
Female monster hunter corrupted into the thing she was hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704280
Like a would be dragon slayer becoming a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704254
>1
So she gains the intelligence boost from the start of her corruption?
Question is, how does one start off said corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704289
Or merely a lizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704254
Oyakodon, the younger the corrupted the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704321
You when the age of when she was corrupted or when the sex happens

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome, traveler in this faraway land~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704329
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704333
>aren't you cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704289
Ushi oni are an easy pick on account of their hazardous blood.

[Anonymous No.]

What's an extremely exotic monstergirl that also has or can have humongous stonking tits? Something definitively not cosplay-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704183
It's SHOWTIME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704348
Any exotic MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704349
Cast in the name of God, Ye not guilty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704254
I had this one idea where a shy librarian and her best friend get turned into a hakutaku and griffon, then the double team the man they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704348
Any MG that isn't said in the flavor text to be flat can have huge tits. So basically, just choose an exotic girl you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704336
Something something protective film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704376
sounds gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704348
Congrats on your extra large breasted Cockatrice!
Please do not make KFC style jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704348
>>18704369

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704358
Why would they turn though?
Would they find a ritual by accident?
Would they volunteer?
Would they get LILIMED like that one librarian in the Selene story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704380
>The armor of demonic silver covers the body with a protective magical film, allowing you to leave the necessary cutouts in the armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704384
>>18704386
These are both excellent choices. Fantastic choices.
Could a Oomakade lactate her venom?

[Anonymous No.]

So how did the initial part of the demon lord's reign work? Did she just fuck her husband and orgasm so hard that she released a massive monsterizing wave over her lands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704396
>spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704387
I like idea of an accidental ritual.
Like they end op on a runic circle holting trigger items and accidentally activate it with words they didnt know would do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704396
The venom glands run up the side of her body. It's not too farfetched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704387
Lilims are fine, but we need just as many transformation stories without them
Gotta be a bit creative

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704404
Monsters were always all connected to the demon lord. When she became the demon lord all monsters became succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704305
Chinese herbal medicine from a strange store

[Anonymous No.]

Yuri?
Yuri!

[Anonymous No.]

Zero effort there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704432
It's just as simple as that? I was kind of expecting some growing pains.

>Clan of wyvern riders suddenly have new wives
>Orc raiding parties stealing the eligible young men instead of the women
>Dark elf slavers ...don't really change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704455
Who are you talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703803
>>18703870
The what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704462
>Orc raiding parties stealing the eligible young men instead of the women
That's not all that different from the present desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704205

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704462
That second scenario would be wildly amusing the first few days.

>Remember men, no matter what we must not let the high orcs past our defensive line!
>Remember your wives, sisters and daughters!
>What cruel sick fate would befall them if we fall here?
>"Pffft, who the fuck cares about them? I came here for you!"
>Wha- I, uh, umm... Ma'am who are you and when did you ge- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704496
>Anti-sabbath propaganda
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Kraken Kuddle Klub today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704506
Everyone knows even lolis are better with small breasts than fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704506

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704333
Fucking Nav, he draws the perfect bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704333
She's getting bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704524

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704522
I don't know if it's the shape of her tits, her face, or something else, but something about this picture just doesn't sit right with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704522
>My sabbath imouto is suspiciously tall
note to self: new idea for the pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704530
Seriously.
She wouldn't even get out an ufufu before I'm molesting her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704333
Can she fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704567
>She got condoms just to show that she's not going to use any
Yup, that's how you become a mother. The vigorous way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704567
Snake tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704567
Time to populate that dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704573

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to keep watch for the drums are beating and the boots are stomping.
The enemy comes and they're relentless.
The woolies have been bullied for too long, its time for the weresheep to reign supreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704591
Shear them.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no lamia adoptive momster
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704591
What a terrifying foe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704596
Good luck anon, they are many and you can hold but two shears.

>>18704599
See?
Even at rest they're a fearsome foe!

[Anonymous No.]

Man arrested for attempted cow tipping.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704597
>tfw no momster at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704613
I want to get hard at my momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704614

[Anonymous No.]

>A family catches the attention of a fox who's perfectly happy to play the long game
>She inserts herself into the family as a maid
>She remains strictly professional and engages in no relations with anyone
>The closest she ever comes is suggesting to male members of the family that they pursue specific women
>Finally, the one she's been waiting for is born
>She insists on being the boy's wet nurse and caring for him full time, threatening his mother when she initially refuses
>The boy learns to speak in her native tongue first, only learning the language of his parents after his father complains
>The fox all but usurps the position of parent, and her time spent in service to the family affords her just enough leniency to get way with it until it's too late to stop
>On the day he finally calls her mom for the first time, she makes her move
>The family, having served its purpose, finds itself bankrupt, all its funds being drained away thanks to the fox having acquired power of attorney from the then patriarch generations ago
>She returns home to Zipangu with the soon to be husband she so carefully crafted and shaped

[Anonymous No.]

I want to read erotic fairy tales to my daughteru at bedtime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704613
Fapping to my momster butt every night in hoping she catches me

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>>18704633
What a bitch
No need to pull a "fuck you, got mine"

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome home, anon! Would you like dinner, a bath, or pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl should I masturbate to?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704646
My waifu! No wait, you're making the wrong question.

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>>18704633
Why wouldn't she just endear herself to the family if she's playing the long game? If she has built up relations with them over generations and has acquired their trust, they'd been falling over themselves to have her raise the chosen shota.

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>>18704651
Do you want me to have sex with your waifu?

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>>18704648
I want to embarrass Paolumu-chan and watch her neck scruff puff out.

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>>18704658
You shouldn't form an emotional attachment to people you're using.

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>>18704660
Sure, people wanting to have sex with her only shows how good and sexy she is.

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>>18704666
Bat neck fluff is cute, I don't think I could resist ruffling it daily.

>>18704684
See, that style of thinking is what's wrong in the first place. Instead of "using" the entire bloodline, she could be building a relationship with them. That way, not only will she get a husband, she will also get a supportive extended family for her children. Or did she just not think that far? Playing the long game to acquire a disposable asset is really not a worthwhile investment.

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>>18704645
I'd like--
>Slips and faceplants right in her snatch

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Sabbath have a Wonderland branch? I'd love to have an over-eager Cheshire imouto showing me around.

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>>18704728
They'd probably have some membership there. They'd fit right in in such a place.
Jubjubs always end up as oppai lolis though.

[Anonymous No.]

A gentle reminder to gaze long into the abyss so that the abyss may lovingly gaze back into you.

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>>18704758
If by "abyss" you mean "wife's eyes" then I'm way ahead of you.

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>>18704728
>>18704756
Cheshire Familiar!

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>>18704775
That sounds like a very dangerous combination. I hope you know what you're doing, for your own sake.

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>>18704775
So a Shortstack Cheshire?

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>>18704785
What's the worst that could happen? An andorable, irresistible smooth talker who convinces reliable onii-chans to join her and her friends in Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

GIANT FRIENDLY CRAB

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>>18704728
Makes sense. Both are basically the dumping grounds for fetishes KC doesn't want to deal with

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>>18704796
You've combined the boundless genki energy and silver tongue of the Familiar with the teasing lewdness and unpredictability of the Cheshire.
That's trouble just waiting to happen.

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>>18704709

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>>18704812
>KC
>not wanting to deal with lolis
You've won the Dumbest Statement of the Thread Award.

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>>18704812
Wonderland and the Sabbath have bestiality, TF, TG and gang bang potions

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>>18704829
Fuck, meant to reply to >>18704822

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine, Werebat facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704839

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>>18704829
The only one of those that's even remotely related to the Sabbath is Doppel potions, which the Royal Makai Spell Casting Unit created (and that unit is where the Sabbath came from).
Beyond that I'm going to need citations.

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>>18704845

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>>18704844
Who gives better wing cuddles, Werebat or Wyvern?

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>>18704844
Sticc

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>>18704849
What does that have to do with the Sabbath?

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>>18704850
Griffon.

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>>18704859
I think you misunderstood what he was talking about anon.

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>>18704865
He said it quite clearly: >>18704829
Which is patently false.

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>>18704845
>>18704859

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>>18704875
>Until the material here is confirmed in print, this information should not be considered canon.
M8

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>>18704875
Imagine how useful those could be.
>get cornered
>drink potion
>grow wings
>abort mission

Or maybe change the shape of your dick if you are devious enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanned mermaids!

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>>18704892
uniformed mermaids!

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>>18704896
I'd giver her my torpedo.

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>>18704912
monster girls in WWI uniforms?

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>>18704936
Sandworms are good girls.
If a bit sticky.

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>>18704936
Seriously though, can you get internet inside her or nah?

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>>18704957
Of course you can. The hard part is getting a reception in the middle of the desert.

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>>18704959
I'm sure there's internet there since it's where all the spice/oil comes from.

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>>18704964
In the populated areas sure, but Sandworms tend to stick to the more remote locales. Or maybe civilization tends to stay away from them?
You could always convince her to wear a little satellite receptor on her exterior, but then the challenge is finding one that won't break.

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>>18704972
Then I'll have to kidnap a Gremlin and lock her in a cave with a box of scraps.

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>>18705003
I said one that WON'T break.

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>>18705007
The original suit was practically Wurm-proof! It was the fancy-dandy suits you could carry in suitcases that couldn't take any hits. That's why putting the suit on or taking it off in the first movie required robotic assistance and the suits in the later movies just unfold out of his glasses or some shit.

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>>18705019
The briefcase-suit and watch-glove were mostly emergency stuff, so being fragile makes a bit of sense. The only regular suit that was laughably fragile was that psychic one that flew around in pieces.

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>>18704844

I love her but goddamn in this picture she has a tenhead.

[Anonymous No.]

It's that time again.

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>>18705159
A jiang shi for your consideration.

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>>18705159
I wonder what kind of a life it would be working as a graveyard attendant on the night shift in MGC.

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>>18705174
Unrelenting sexual harassment from the tenants.

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>>18705166
>Big, ornate buttplug
Is that why she's so stiff and has to hop everywhere?

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>>18705200
Nah, she's just a buttslut.

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>>18705166
>Low sling bikini held in place by a buttplug
I want to go to the beach in MGC like never before

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>>18705166
>Clothes held on by a buttplug
Mother of god...

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>>18705216
>You have to undo the buttplug to release her seals
>She insists that you have to plug her back up afterwards

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>>18705236
She'd probably be into using you as a dickthrone while you massage her massive tits.

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>>18704936
If you walk without rhythm, can your sandworm wife still find you?

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>>18705261
>Unsealed vampire zombie hops on your cock while you fondle her rocking rack
Unf.

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>>18705272
>"Ufufufu~ How is it anon? Isn't my ass the best? Mmm~ Don't you love how it just squeezes down on that thick cock of yours? Didn't think it'd be that tight since I keep a toy in there all the time huh? I've been carefully training my ass to be the best~"
>"Don't be ashamed anon~ You can cum all you like and I'll take it all~ Cum! Cum! I'll greedily take it all in my ass! Fill your undead fuckslave with your cuuuum~!"
>"Haaah~ Haaah~ This is great... You know anon, the men back when I was a living girl were such prudes~ "You need to be a graceful lady" this and "Sex should only be for procreating with your husband" that~ No one would have me since I was a perverted young woman who just wanted a man to pin down and fuck~"
>"That's why I made a deal with the spirits~ I drowned myself in demonic energy and laid in rest in my tomb for hundreds of years waiting for a man to match my lust, and I found you~"
>"Anon, come closer... I wanna tell you something while you cum in me~"
>"I love you~ I feel like I was born to meet you~ I wanna spend the rest of eternity with you~ I want you to fuck me until your spirit energy makes my womb fertile again~"

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>>18705166
>>18705200
>>18705236

art imitates death, i guess
http://rebrn.com/re/this-is-the-butt-plug-they-use-when-you-die-254106/

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>>18705295
>that spoiler
No penis, go down, I don't have time for this.

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>>18705328
It's currently 2:20 local time. the fuck are you doing that you're too busy to beat one out in the middle of the night? Besides, she'll thank you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

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>>18702868
>500 res
Wew, that pic is good but res is shit. Is there a bigger version?

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>>18705318

Those comments are something special.

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>>18705166
I see something like that and the only fantasy I can think of is still applied to my waifu.
"How much fucking would it take before she stopped pooping entirely?"
"Could a buttplug leotard catch on as her official work uniform?"
etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Son goes to dad
>"Dad! I met this girl with green scales that I beat in wrestling and now she wont stop following me!"

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>>18705508
You must reap what you sow, Daigoro. Now go plant your seed, for the spring season is upon us!

[Anonymous No.]

So....the Sabbath...

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>>18705757
I want to impregnate a Baphomet!

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>>18705757
I want to commit a crime.

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>>18705757
Not for me
I like mature women, meat on the bones and Boobs and ass to squeeze
Lolis are fully pointless in my eyes.

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>>18705508
"Ha ha, girls with scales don't exist kid, dad knows this much. You should look for a normal one to marry and later get cucked just like me. By which I mean that I am not, in fact your real father. Which you should have realized by now since you're a literal nigger in an all-white family."

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>>18705795
Well that took a harsh turn.

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>>18705508
>"Tell her you two shall have a rematch... in the PIT!"
Question is, where is the boy's mother?

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>>18705757
Baphomets are playing dirty, I couldn't resist joining the Sabbath if one asked me nicely.

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>>18705838
With Tyrone, Chad and Jamal I'm guessing.

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>>18705838
Considering the son said green scales, you could make it so the mother is a post-corrupt different kind of monster.
Or you could have the mother be a post corrupt lizardman with different scales, and the kid doesn't know properly about monsters yet

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>>18705839
me on the left

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>>18705849
You know, a human son doesn't allways mean the Dad was cucked
Mother could have died or turned into a monster. Hell, the boys mother could be fully human and its just the son dealing with monsters

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>>18705838
What parent has a fighthig pit?

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>>18705905
What parent doesnt have a fighting pit?
Gotta train the kids somehow!

[Anonymous No.]

I do wonder how lizardmen and salamanders view each other.

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>>18705905
>he doesn’t have a fighting pit in his backyard to settle all of the family’s arguments
You’re a failure as both a man and a father.

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>>18705839
Don't tease witches! Even if their familiar gets an onii-chan before they do!

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>>18705930
Mom and Dad there should have a match to show the kids how a Salamander should fight.

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>>18705853
Or maybe, hear me out, maybe she's just a normal human and plans to stay that way.

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>>18705757
>4pm on a sunday in spring
>see these smegheads going door-to-door peddling their fed watchlist enabling,bullshit
>come up with an idea
>grab the tub of country crock that's been sitting in my fridge for god knows how long
>lubricate the laminate floor in the hallway leading to the door with it using a spatula
>wait paitently
>eye is practically glued to the door viewer
>the hoard of eternal trick-or-treaters approaches
>they look depressed as all hell
>start feeling kinda bad since they all look like a bunch of sad Peanuts rejects
>they knock
>i open the door
>in the milliseconds i had taken myself away from the peephole, they managed to flip the cheerful act back on
>"Good morning, human! Are you a very spiritual man?"
>I'm a solid Bob Ross out of James Redfield but I just wave my hand and give some throwaway "not really" response
>Baph's nose perks up
>"Oooh, is that butter? Are you baking?"
>n-not really
>baph starts getting smug since she finally caught onto something that could wedge a door open?
>"Then what are you doing?"
>realize how dumb i would sound saying "i just spent thirty goddamn minutes wiping vegetable oil spreas all over my goddamn floor"
>"You don't have to tell us out here. May we come in?"
>y-yeah
>open the door for them
>they take one or two steps inside before gliding down the hallway like paraplegic ice skaters
>they crash in a lolicon katamari against the wall
>let out the fakest evil laugh of my life
>declare that i am the God of Oil, and that they had let themselves be decieved
>baph practically at the point of tears
>her posse collectively slip n' slide back out of the buttery hellhole that is my house
>spend next few days feeling fucking awful about going through with this
>weeks pass
>there's a knock at my door
>it's the same baph, all alone this time
>the skin on her body is glistening with some kind of body oil
>"Hey, so um... I just wanted to thank you... for showing me the way."
>She gives a quick bow and hugs me
>"I-if you ever feel like visiting us, we're right down the road. We'll bring you plenty of offerings, Master."

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>>18705958
I wonder if its a dramatic moment when a pit fight.
>"We shall settle this... IN THE PIT!"
>Everyone turns and gasps

>>18705948
>"Uptight prissy bitch!"
>"Burnt-assed barbarian!"

[Anonymous No.]

How anime would you go to fight monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

The new Succubus general has quickly put new uniforms in place for the monster girl army.
This high ranking officer is demonstrating the newest model. Any misplaced comment will land you in an impregnation camp.

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>>18705978
They just need to find an onii-chan together to prevent sad situations like that.

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>>18705997
I don't know about anime but as long as we're being Japanese I'd fight them like Kiryu.

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>>18705948
Competitors for the same resources and living space.
>>18705999
Can I kiss her abs?

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>>18705997
Fast enough for monster to look behind her, se me there and go "F-fast!"
Strong enough that I can name my attacks and actually do some serous damage with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706019
>Can I kiss her abs?
Yes but she'll mistake it as you kissing over her womb and make you take responsibility.

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>>18705999
They lack any protection.

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>>18705999
Tits up front to distract the enemy.
Ass in full view to inspire the troops.

Pretty radical idea, but what about those who aren't quite as great to look at?

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>>18705999
Too skimpy

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>>18705997
I'd do some cheesy poses along with going fast like the other anon said and strong enough to punch a dragon so hard she thinks "What the fuck". Surely they will lower their guard upon seeing me act like a fool but it would be a trick, I was only pretending to be retarded.

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>>18705981
>Letting a woman stay 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

Some Lilims need a hug from mom

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>>18706094
I'm sure she's 2D tier. Sweet, happy, loyal and strong enough to protect herself and her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706094
There is nothing wrong with her staying human
The scenario was about the son and had nothing to do with her.
You give people into corruption a bad name.

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>>18706052
>>18706082
20 years in the camp with a chance for an early release if you impregnate a 100 soldiers.

>>18706077
That's the spirit.
>what about those who aren't quite as great to look at?
Modest assets are usually kept well hidden, such an uniform will fully reveal them bringing their lewdness to the maximum and arousing a burning passion among both allies and enemies.

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>>18706104
Especially when they learn of how deviant art sees them

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>>18706115
>Mooooom, these humans keep doing weird things to me in pictures!

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>>18706113
>20 years in the camp with a chance for an early release if you impregnate a 100 soldiers.

But I love my mamono officers! I just want them to use proper(and sexy) uniforms.

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>>18706119
I bed the DL has smiles and hugs for all her children

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>>18706123
What do you imagine the DL to be like

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>>18706128
PLUS ULTRA CC that spends her time fucking, cooking fruit pies and researching the cant give birth to males problem

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>>18706139
Does that mean her husband is fucking, making model boats and researching the problem?

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>>18706113
I'm just concerned for her health.

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>>18706128
Very motherly and competent + this >>18706139

>>18706150
Also having fights with her. That ends in great sex of course.

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>>18706113
>with a chance for an early release if you impregnate a 100 soldiers.
Now if we're going by normal MGE rules that's impossible, but if we're going by they just have regular fertility that could be knocked out pretty easily actually, even if you just go one a day if you get lucky you could be out in 100 days, lets say it takes 3 tries for each one that's still under a year.

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>Proud succuknight weeping as her village is sacked by raiders, a hulking, scarred beast of a man that defeated her grinning as he hefts his axe.
>"And now, my pretty, I think its time for me to take my 'prize'.
>As he walks towards her, she apologizes to a man for never confessing to him.
>The barbarian stops.
>"I'm sorry, but could you repeat that?"
>She repeat's the mans name, the barbarian pausing, mumbling something to himself before sighing, hefting her over his shoulder, and walking back to the rest of the raiding band, shouting something in his strange language.
>Skip forward an hour and the succuknight is being married to the man she'd talked about in front of their friends and family (All soot stained and tired) while the barbarians are sitting behind them all, the massive horde clapping as their vows are exchanged.
>By the end of the day, the town is more confused than sad as a dozen of them are now married to sweethearts and the only thing that was taken was some gold, wine, and single women without any sweethearts.
>They even got little wedding gifts from the leader.

Being a barbarian raider who worships Eros would be rough.

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>>18706139
>PLUS ULTRA CC
That would work, but I think she should be the epitome of beauty and sex. Hourglass figure, very feminine features, perfect skin, hair, eyes, etc...

>>18706163
If you work that hard you'd be broken by the time you're done and breeding would be your only purpose in life.
Do not underestimate monster girl pussy.

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>>18706128
All my dreams involving her has her acting like alice 16th although realisticallty that's probably not the case ,
I think my mind just makes that connection cause her daughter looks a lot like her.

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>>18706232
>alice 16th
Why was practically everyone in MGQ such a horrible person?

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>>18706263
Because.
Quite literally a world worth purging.
EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706263
It's a game made by a bundle of notorious masochists and vorefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706227
>breeding would be your only purpose in life

What monster girl should he be paired with then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706359
He should be paired with a mouse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706359
Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706392
>Arch-Jubjub intensifies

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>>18706390
I want chubby maus maids and one buff jinko maid

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>>18706263
How is she horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706442
I want a super horny maus neighbor that gets off on anything I do and masturbates thinking about me pounding her senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706493
>Anon's eating a ham sandwich? DAMN that's hot!
>T-taxes? O-oh I don't think I can hold back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18705166
Who is the artist behind this lovely, squishy hopper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706493
>>18706502
>lives on neetbux
>constantly sneaking over to anon's backyard to take pictures of him while he's doing everyday things
>once locked herself up in his trunk and masturbated for almost the entire day before she realized she was running out of air
>had to explain to a worried paramedic why she was locked away in the trunk of her neighbor's car
>once drugged anon for the sole purpose of geting a mold of his dick to make a custom dildo for her personal use
>licks the inside of the mold every now and then because she can still taste his sweat on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706560
I want to write "buttslut" on the loli's talisman

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706708
That's a Yan in the making right there.

>>18706731
Fat bottomed buttslut, you gotta get it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706216
Sure, but they'll have no end of grateful villagers willing to spare food the next time the crop fails. Especially since the newlyweds keep generating surplus every harvest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706745
Is that some new Eros knight art I see?

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>>18706745
>People start paying tribute to not get raided and as 'thanks' for the fact that they really only took some gold and food, along with giving some families grand children.
>Warlord is confused but pleased, even though this means he has to go raid elsewhere to find strong warrior wives.
>Still runs into awkward moments where he's on the cusp of getting a prize only to learn she's got a boyfriend/sweetheart/husband.

Someday that man will find his wives.
Some day.

>Eros and Ares are arguing over if his constant raids and combat count as that latter's worship or if his unwillingness to break up true love and surprise matchmaking counts as the former's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706754
It's been around for a bit.

>>18706763
>Eros and Ares realize that his raids counts as worship of both of them
>Warlord wakes up the next morning in bed with a Houri and a Valkyrie
>Years later, legends tell of the Viking Matchmaker, who weds shy young men and women by the strength of his arm and steel
Good end, as far as I'm concerned.

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>>18706784
>Gets back and sulks.
>So close to getting a dragon wife but it turns out she'd kidnapped a prince and was romancing him.
>Did get some gold though
>Opens the door to his hut, drops the sack of gold on the floor and finds himself look at a tall, sharp eye valkryie with bright, shining steel weapons and armor, golden hair that ends in flaming red, and aforementioned eyes that are a cold shade of blue.
>What exposed parts she has display muscles without any scars.
>Next to her is a short little houri with long pink hair, brown skin, and shortstack proportions.
>Both greet him with a "Husband, your worship has been rewarded!" at the same time, both pausing afterwards to give each other a look of minor annoyance.
>Anything else that could happen is put to an end as he sets his great, demon silver axe to the side hoists both of them up, and shows that his endurance doesn't just end at battle, the pair laying exhausted on each side of him after hours of love making.

Two divine endurance blessings would be broken.

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>>18706742
>Yan in the making
More like she's already yandere.

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>>18706742
>That's a Yan in the making right there.
Considering a common step of mouse romancing tactics is home invasion, it's safe to assume she's already there, or at least in an extreme state of erotomania.

She's probably going to start sleeping in his garage, tongue-cleaning his dirty dishes, making trinkets out of discarded cans and bottles, etc, all while fantasizing about how good it will feel when Anon finally decides to take her. or the other way around

She's probably also not above removing the SIM card from anon's phone and jamming every door and window leading outside the house with super glue, so that she can have him all to herself for at least a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706818
>>18706820
Before this happens, she probably greets him when they pass outside with a wave and one of those creepy little giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706824
>"Hey, Anon, do you have any plans this weekend?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706830
I can only imagine her having sex hair, crazy eyes, and a too big sweater that shows off a healthy amount of mouse mammaries

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>>18706815
It just means he has more stamina to raid villages and marry young couples. Hell, I'll bet that his tributaries withhold the Danegeld when they want to stop that young couple from being so dense about each other. Like that one hunter and his Werewolf childhood friend that always go off hunting in the woods but haven't made a move on each other, even though they don't hang out with anyone else!

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>>18706843
>Warlord anon shows up for a raid with his men after some tribute is withheld to 'remind them' that he's still a raider.
>Instead of an armed militia he finds a bunch of people waving at him and his men, some women even handing over freshly baked bread and cookies as he and his men look about confused.
>Finally realizes what's happening when he sees that hunter boldly charging him, the only one not told what the plan was.
>Sighs as he beats the man, drags the wolf out of the woods, and marries them before the long ride home, the missing tribute in his boat and a few of his most trusted men munching cookies while he wonders if he should start raiding elsewhere seeing as the local folks are either, A: Taken, or B: his tributes.
>Comes home to his Valk standing guard and the houri in a naked apron

[Anonymous No.]

>>18705415

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706052

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706838
>Always wears a miniskirt, hoping that Anon will get a peek under it and see her homemade dildo slipping out ever so slightly, creating a circular bulge in her panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706876
But that outfit is cloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706880
Probably, she's a lewd mouse after all.

[Anonymous No.]

TWITCHING IN MY TAIL
THESE COCKS THEY WILL NOT CUM

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706824
The good thing about yan mice is that they are crazy weak. You can easily force one down and slap her shit in any way you want if she starts acting a bit crazy.

Breaking yanderes would be too much fun.

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>>18706923
That's why they cheat with drugs.

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>>18706876
How frustrating would it be to attack weak points only to find them covered by magical armor class?
Or worse, trying to steal the benefit for yourself and find it only comes in banana hammock form.

[Anonymous No.]

You gonna get proselytized.

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>>18706922
>"Just you wait daddy! I'm going to become the most feared nercomancer in the world so we never have to worry about anything else again!"
Better hope she doesn't remember that promise.

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>>18706929
And all you have to do is be a bit smart and you can easily avoid such things. Mice might be sneaky but the more one loves you the easier it is to notice her.

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>>18706870
>750
Slightly better but still small

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706443
>vagina anomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707002
Largest it gets I'm afraid, the artist seems to upload in quite a small res. There's a version with nipples on their twitter though.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls taking in orphaned babies and raising them into overpowered fighters/magic users is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706968
How do monsters deal with an atheist whose disbelief is so strong that magic seems to stop working in his presence?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you convince someone to give mge a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706866
The most world-weary and grudging Warrior-Priest of Eros and Ares. Soon, at the incitement of a Demonic Knight burning his supplies, he'll undertake a Legendary Raid to Zipangu, only to return with foreign coin, longboats full of rice, crockery and wood, and several hundred copies of marriage certificates he needs to register with the Pope of Eros.

Even in old age, his skills won't have rusted a bit. Young Lizardfolk and Salamanders challenge his disciples and keep stealing good men away from his warband.

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>>18707076
If you know their tastes, find a monster girl that matches and tempt them with it. If that doesn't work nothing will.

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>>18707048
The sheer aura of hat tipping will keep them away, don’t worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703990
>they don't like the "Causing others misfortune is fun"
type

Oh well I'll be alone forever it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18704119
>perfectly fine
Though I will give the creator props for not going the lazy "mermaid with human thighs" route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707112
You still get a chance. You just can’t have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707135
Superior shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707154
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707080
More like keep trying!
The only thing more frightening than old man anon is his Daughterus and houri wife with her spoon

[Anonymous No.]

I bet all the more beast like MGs praise their own version of gods.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis in qipaos!

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>>18707176
>tall, overly muscular, mountain of a man warchief who gets put in his place by his shortstack Houri wife with her mommas wooden spoon
How does the Valkyrie keep him on the straight and narrow?
Or does she suffer the wrath of the wooden spoon too?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18707164
Your new senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707195
She fears the spoon and is weak to his hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707136
So I need to drop this to even have a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

What did you say to piss her off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707196
Rip that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707210
I like girls with arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707202
>scarred raid boss warchief and muscled Valkyrie guard is no match for shortstack Houri and her wooden spoon
I smell a sitcom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707210
”Listen here you Elf-eared slut; no ones turning my sister into a monster but me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707176
>daughterus
Why would they be frightening? They're just fight angels and brown waifus. None of them can wield the Spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18705999
She looks cute in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707247
I dunno, some of those chocolate ones and one valkryie are getting real close to getting a handle of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707272
>Valkyrie masters the art of the combat Spoon
>becomes the Undefeated of the North
>little does she know, a brave young man with a fork has come to put down her reign of terror

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buttrape a loli Kiki with her broom handle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707322
Forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy succubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707210
Zapdos looks cooler than you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707322
Can you truly bring yourself to lewd this sweet innocent thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707324
That's why I wanna do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707344
Absolutely I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707329
That succubus looks really nice. I'd like to have sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707353
Give her the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707356
I would anon, I'd fill her up with my D and she'd be making a lewder face than the one she has on that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707322
I want to put a loli Hellhound in the cone of shame and then cum in the conse so much that she has to struggle not to drown in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707210
Im shooting blanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707345
The Maid Council will punish you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707329
She looks sick. She needs lots of injections to get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707395
They'll never catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707398
They have eyes everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707356
Okay, but this is the fourth glass of Sunny D I’ve given her today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707402
That's only true for Shoggoths, and we all know eldritch abominations do not cooperate with kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707425
They do when it comes to catching maid abusers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707432
It's not abuse if she has an orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707432
Shoggoths love every form of physical contact with their master be it abuse or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Snek tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707457
>ribbon on tail
cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707457
Snakes with breasts like this deserve dozens a daughter to breastfeed.

>>18707482
The ribbon is definitely cute but other than that she looks like a high class escort.
Can you call a literal whore cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707344
Gonna give her all the sweets.
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

Ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707538
>amputee
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707538
A quad amputee ghost...
Anon, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707548
>>18707553
Quad-amps are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707553
Ask the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707563
They do satisfy a certain need I have, that's for sure. I certainly wouldn't want an actual quad-amp, but the occasional play with dimensional portal rings would be really neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707538
Strangely adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4163626

[Anonymous No.]

Gargoyle knights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707622
Give me my umu.
Wanna make her an umoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707622
Stupid jackal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707635
Makai Knight versions of other species when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707632
>Kraken-chan, what you doing with that tentacle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707210
"Snake hugs are better."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707650
Pick a snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707356

[Anonymous No.]

>Onii-chan I'm bored

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707644
Makai knight Kikimora

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>>18707653
Basilisk. Would bully the medusa and that apop looks adorable while she's sleeping, at least though. What is far left even supposed to be though? A vanilla lamia?

Also, I wish we had more info on what your typical apop is like after they get the regicide dicked out of them. It'd be nice to have an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707669
How would an extremist Kikimora even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707669

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>>18707622
Is that a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707681
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Playable_Caster_(Fate/Extra)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707677
>Extremist Kikimora
Her type of cleansing would be ethnic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707686
Thanks, anon.

Fox... why did it have to be a fox? I hate foxes. Well, except some red ones.

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>>18707691

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>>18707696

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>>18707701
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707710
Every fox chick I have known has been pure evil... and with pathetic sized breasts and bad short hair... hmm. Maybe that was the problem. I need to meditate on the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707710
Inari are very nice women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707677
Military service would be great for a masterless Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to feed your alps daily so that they'll grow into real women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707635
Imgur of all the knight variants when?

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/a1PB4

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707677
>leaves lewd grafiti on all establishments run by human women
>maintains the monstergirl embassy so well it becomes the cleanest building in the city
>Forcibly "cleans" men married to human women, as she believes human women soil the purity of human men

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707710
>That shadow
No matter how kind a fox acts and looks they will always be cunning vixens.

>>18707744
Look in the archives a full scan of the book was posted not too long ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707635
And suddenly, I'm trying to picture the female vocal equivalent to Keith David.

[Anonymous No.]

Who else here reads H-Space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707753
So she dumps demonic energy bombs into the ventilation to mass-corrupt married women?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707710
>1 tail
I'm not into lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, your shipment has arrived

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707763
That sounds more like a gremlin thing. You gotta make it cleaning related, like a demonic energy bubble bath/bath bomb

[Anonymous No.]

My horse is amazing.
It launches airplanes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707804
Now where's her sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707801
Just imagine coming home to the sound of your wife having a violent orgasm in the bathroom and then she comes out of there dripping wet and with horns.
She'd drag you to the bedroom and then rape you until she's pregnant with the baby she's been telling you she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707809

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>>18707820
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707821
Perfect, the things I'd do to be stuck between those legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707790
I requested that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707832
That's not even getting into the fact that when you wake up from the ravaging you'll get to see her cuddled up to you in her sleep looking happier than she has in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707779
Thanks wock. Good luck on all your deliveries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707838

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>>18707832
We're gonna have to get her clothes tailored again, can't have her dressing like that. The human girl will never not be cuter in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707832
She should gain glasses instead of becoming slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707846

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>>18707832
Still my favorite example of corruption.
Lesser succubi are cuter than regular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707857
So I get smothered if I say it was the right place? Wait hold on, don't tell me the delivery was her.

I'm a married man, I can't have a wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707844
I wonder who (Makai Terrorist) could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707871

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/H2mcS8c.png

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Image spammer-kin, do you ever actually discuss things here or do you just post images everyone has seen before and occasionally quote someone or give a generic 2 word reply? It's reminding me of /d/ monster girl threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707903
Anon no! My already lewd dragon would go crazy if there was another dragon in her territory touching her treasure, I'd have to spend weeks having non stop extremely lewd sex with them. Their jealousy wouldn't stop and I'd need to stay loyal to mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707832
>Cute girl next door type of girl turns into a megathot that doesn't even bother to clean herself off
I'd give the Demon Lord a piece of my mind if she was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707932
Lies, those are boatsluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707622
My car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707945
They're boat foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707943
That's implying that she's not only messy because she just gave you a mindblowing paizuri.
Just imagine getting in the shower with her to help clean her off and then seeing her in a cute dress as you go out to the town for a date.

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>>18707774

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat cuddle cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707967
That cat is neither big nor fat though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707963

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707967
Just imagine hearing her cheer you on as you thrust into her and her squeal of delight as you cum inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706560
It's Nav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707934
I feel bad for the anons that like monogamy and end up attracting lusty and lewd girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707973
>downgrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707978
It's NAAAAV.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't the Chief God just deactivate hypergamy in human women in MGE? Yes, I know, mamono mana, supernatural sex and all that stuff. But I seriously believe the reason why monster girls stomp so hard over human women when men are forced to make a choice is simply because monster girls give a better deal. I do think that human women would wouldnt get stomped so hard by MGs if they offered a better deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707932
Old and busted boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707958
Her face and body language lead me to believe otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707943
You might be able to get her mostly back to normal; she's a lesser succ so it's kind of like her mental age regressed. Be a good husband that raises her into a proper succ and she'll wear mostly normal clothes and swallow all of your semen without spilling like a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707978
I know it's Nav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707991
>hypergamy
The hell is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707987
more like a sidegrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708002
It's where you marry someone richer. Dunno what that has to do with monsters, tho'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708002
Holy shit use google you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

Using my powers of 200% crystal clear clairvoyance, I can tell that a poster in this thread is wearing a blue shirt, lives in the midwest United States, and enjoys playing mech-themed video games!

Now that my undeniable link to humanity and it's fate has been established, I bring a warning!

The portal will open soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707991
>>>/r9k/
>>18708013
>Dunno what that has to do with monsters, tho'
Monsters don't care about silly things like social status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708023
What are wights then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707996
>She looks seductive during sex
I don't see your point anon. That's all monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707991
Bad things happening is part of the chief god's plan. Wiping out most the human population wasn't out of the question so why would encouraging ntr be? It's fear of bad things that causes mge humans to worship in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708002
In a very brief explanation, is basically the instinct that push women to mate with the alpha and thus be selective of their mate, if their mate stop being up to the standards or they find someone better he will get dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708020
https://exhentai.org/g/986616/e578cb06f2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708028
You would have more of a case with vampires and even then, only at the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708034
>why would encouraging ntr be
Because it is one of the reasons she is losing badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708028
Wights don't care about social status either when it comes to friends or husbands. It says so right in the profile that they're not above hanging out with lower class undead and having a good time.

Social status still exists but it doesn't dictate as many things as it does for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708036
Sounds like something an idiot came up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708028
You can always raise a normal zombi into a Wight though. And yes, some monsertgirls do have some hypergamy-like taste like Youkos, Lizard Girls, etc. But in the end they can always be overriden by a love confession and willingness to make the appropiate changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708065
Actually it is a biological reality:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708033
That doesn't look like it was during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708076
I refuse to retract my statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708078
Yeah, she probably just spilled some yogurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708053
She's not really losing in the current day setting though, if anything it's more of a stalemate. The chief god losing is a future thing.
And it's not really why she's losing, she's losing because monster girls are more honest, eager to have sex on a regular basis and take what they want without beating around the bush with the whole dating thing.
Bad things like ntr, murder, illness and natural disasters are all in the favour of an old testament style god who needs people to believe that worshipping her is the way to prevent those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708079
>is shown concrete evidence
>"I refuse to retract my statement!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708093
Yeah. What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708078
The afterglow is still part of sex anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707774
Anon, a 1-tail can be up to 100 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708109
NO IT IS NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708083
Probably not. But than the other reasons she looks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707635
She'd most likely fight for the Order anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708093
It's the world we live in, idiots refusing to acknowledge provable facts for the simple reason that they don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708119
Someone's upset because no-one will sleep with him.
It's because you're a terrible lover anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708133
What MGs would be flat-earthers? Wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708076
Hypergamy implies that women strictly follow instinct, but if that were true, women wouldn't be the ticking timebomb of emotions they are. They'd be more like robots.

With that said, MGE treats Gods and societies that dont mingle well with monsters the same way /pol/ treats any city with an African American population over 25%. It's clearly a pro-monster extremist propaganda pamphlet. There is no doubt in my mind that the Chief Gods ARE actually helping humanity, otherwise monsters would've already taken over long before someone could travel around the world and document all of these different species.

Seriously, you can't read a single entry without hearing about how every single monstergirl has a meiki that could rival even the holiest of virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708155
I wouldn't call killing almost everyone each time humanity makes too much progress helping them.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis wearing Nav's Yuki Onna's clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708174
Nureonagos cosplaying yetis wearing Nav's Yuki-Onna's clothes

[Anonymous No.]

I just like salmanders
Is it okay to like salamaders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707653
The box

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708155
Order shills get the fuck out and tell your genocide goddess her dusty pussy can stay out too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708182
Why shouldn't it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708155
>otherwise monsters would've already taken over long before someone could travel around the world and document all of these different species.
You seem to have forgotten the part where only the sliver of monsters in the Radical Faction are the ones interested in active expansion.
The rest of them are pretty laid back about the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708190
I’m pretty sure it’s progressed beyond “dusty” and is now well into “fossilized” status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708155
>Hypergamy implies that women strictly follow instinct
As far as I know, instinct isn't as overriding as you'd seem to imply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708038
But is Wakysaggy a sea bishop?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, you know what I really like? Monster girls.
I wish I had a monster girl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708092
>she's losing because monster girls are more honest, eager to have sex on a regular basis and take what they want without beating around the bush with the whole dating thing.
So basically monster girls are not hypergamous, which was exactly my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708190
>You will never be the incubus that claims that pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708181
How do slime hugs compare to winter huggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708190
Defeat the Chief Goddess and turn her into a public use onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708215
In business attire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708182
If its not Flagmader or trap/fagmander, then it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708222
I imagine most slimes can't control the temperature of their body, so if you want warm hugs, they may have to drink hot water first

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708225
She already got MAMANO’D out of The Hero’s D, there’s no need to make it even worse for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708220
Impossible, considering that Incubi are all married men.

>>18708225
You fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708215
I just want an eel to feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708222
>>18708241
Lava Golem hugs though. Holy shit that would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708249
Good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703753
I simultaneously love and hate this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708219
Not really, they're different things entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708235
>If its not Flagmader or trap/fagmander
I thought flagmander was okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708249
Not necessarily. It’s possible for a man residing somewhere like a Green Demon Realm to slowly incubize without even realizing it.
But even then, incubi don’t rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708249
>Incubi are all married men
There's a handful of ways one cold become incubs without being married

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708267
>incubi don’t rape.
pfft

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708279
So sayeth KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708246
I want to heal the CG with my barbed incubus dick. Is that really too much to ask? She'd forget all about being a villain during and after being reamed right in her divine goddesspussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708249
>incubi are all married men.
This is completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708099
There's a name for ignoring hard facts because you don't like them. It's called religion

[Anonymous No.]

>18708306
If this isn't bait I don't know what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708306
Never been in grad school I take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708264
Flagmander is fine, I like her
though I think it needs some improvement, like holding a cricket bat in the other hand. and being drawn by Nav or someone with actual talent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708267
>But even then, incubi don’t rape.
This is the dumbest thing KC has ever said.
>monster girls can rape
>human men can rape
>human women can rape
>incubi? oh no, 100% no rape
It feels like a dumb, ham fisted way of appeasing people super paranoid about ntr even though there's already a hundred counter measures against it in the setting already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708306
You mean like how Incubi are monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708316
Why a cricket bat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708272
>>18708304
>implying an incubus could stay single for longer than a femtosecond.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a scary Hinezumi Mist Triad Enforcer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708320
>Human men can rape
Isn't it more "monsters goading men into violently doing what the monsters wanted them to do in the first place"? If anything that's KC not wanting to deal with the shit that comes with men doing actual raping rather than monsters which the setting revolves around, incubi or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707932
In thigh high soxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708343
I want to be an incubus and get captured and used as a meat dildo by a paladin girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708320
Becoming an incubi gives you monster values, which includes:
>preferring monster pussy above human pussy
>not going after taken girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708347
I want to dump water on a loli Hinezumi and then carry her off to my rape dungeon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708357
She’s not going to be a paladin for much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708359
Except monster girls go after taken men all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708356
Thigh high socks pushed to their breaking point!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708372
I want a High Orc to call me a nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708370
Citation on that, as far as I know they just monsterize the Mrs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708341
See that symbol on the shirt? that's the logo for the St.kitts and nevis PATRIOTS. The official cricket team for the country that the flag belongs to.
Quite a few countries like cricket, Including England, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708368
There's nothing better than her slowly turning dere, stopping slapping me around during her masturbation sessions and starting to hug and kiss me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708376
If you're not careful, she'll kabedon you against a the lockers, while her P'orc delinquent followers make a ring around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708376
Getting bullied by Orc gyarus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708380
You'd think with Beast yammering on about Being british and having flagmander that he would of done a story about monstergirls facing off in the Ashes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708368
This is how a paladin truly falls. Bet she'd end up a vanilla succubus, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708387
It’s definitely a change for the better, but I hope you’ve been working on an escape plan of some sort.
You’re both not going to be able to stick around once the succubus wings bust out of her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708393
What would you do if she kissed you on the forehead and then slipped a card with her number into your pocket while groping your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708400
Nobody wants to read about cricket.
Shit, just try explaining the rules to someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708354
It kind of is but some races don't do it consciously so it's closer to rape than it is with others.
Human men in the setting can also rape human women or even other men if they're faggots, he just seems really jumpy about the whole incubs on human woman thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708414
Like a business card? Why does she have a card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708414
Become known as the P'orc's bitch at school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708368
>>18708387

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708410
>succubus wings bust out of her back
>they immediately start to awkwardly winghug you
The best.

My escape plan is for her to princess carry me away with her new wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708419
You hit the ball at the thing and run... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708372
I'm surprised how quickly she gained popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708258
And you can do the terminator 2 thing everytime she engulfs you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708456
I want the heavy-armored Magma Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708455
She combines gyaru and STRONG without being overtly muscle.
And isn’t a filthy elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708461
I bet she's ultra sensitive to being touched under her armor!

[Anonymous No.]

Be wary in dungeons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708461
I think those are all the same girl. Remember that they can change their consistency and how much of them has cooled to their liking. They’re very adaptable monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708472
I don't speak vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a mindflayer abuse her powers to erase embarrassing memories of her or dad jokes you've learned

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708472
нет

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708419
>Thinks it can't be that bad
>http://cricket-rules.com/
...Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708430
No, like an index card that she wrote her number on. And to get you to call her, stupid.

>>18708433
Hope you're ready to get your dick sucked in the gym supply shack by a High Orc Gyaru and her Orc followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708488
Who the fuck makes a sport where the max time limit is 5 FUCKING DAYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708518
The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

-George Bernard Shaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708472
Cyka

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708518
>>18708530
T20 cricket exists as an official rule set
its the same thing but limitations make games 3 hours-ish long

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you guys like Angels so I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708572
2cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708572
Did you make this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708562
So what I gathered, cricket is a long ass game
I guess a cricket bad can double as a paddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708608
NO!
A standard Cricket bat is just as damaging as a baseball bat.
you will break her ass as oppose to a sexual sting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708572
Needs more wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708634
On a human, yeah. But what if the girl is extra durable, like a jinko, ogre, or oni? If MGLondon had cricket with supplementary rules where girls would get spanked as a penalty I'd watch that.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Wonderland Cricket exciting at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708634
Don't forget, monstergirls are sturdy! You might need something of that caliber for the stronger girls, anyway.
>Everyone's face when you pull out a cricket bat to spank your dragon daughteru
>The waifu shrugs
>"Eh, he's being gentle."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708649
It involves insects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708592
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56795704
The dark elf is pretty nice, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708634
I've now got a theory on flagmander
may be her husband beat her with a cricket bat and was THAT skilled with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708658
Lots of scorin' and ball whackin' too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708669
Why in the hell would you be able to fight with a cricket bat?
When would you need to lean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708670
Ballbusting is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708670
Yes, in Wonderland Cricket the only thing louder than the cheering of the crowd is the moaning of the players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708647
>Every sport can be improved with monster girls
apart from formula 1
>>18708688
1. REASONS
2. I'm a big guy anon, give me a cricket bat tied to a broom handle and I can just act like a poorly trained shugoki from for honor

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/g_a_man2/status/979001599035981824
Dragons trying their best are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a wild Jinko react if I cling myself to her strong muscled arm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708572
What a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>all this cricket talk
As a fellow englishman, this ones for you, Beast
https://youtu.be/VBG8rIVIUNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708724
MERE
E
R
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708727
>begone, weakling

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708785
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kitsune adopts an orphaned baby
>Teaches him all of her magic as he grows up
>With no human frame of reference, she accidentally trains him well beyond hero level
>He goes off to college thinking he's totally normal only to realize that his magical ability completely dwarfs his peers
>It doesn't sink in and he just thinks they're all abnormally ill suited for magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708770
Honest think you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708824

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708899
>Thank you*
God dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708890
>So good that he outperforms the best human magic user in school
>She's a competitive bitch
>Keeps challenging him, puts up a tougher fight each time, loses everytime
>goes to the local inari for help
>Inari promises to help
>Just then the boy walks in wearing only a towel, yelling at his mom about underwear
>he sees her
>She sees him
>Inari mom sees everything, a smile growing on her face

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

you better start to draw now or else

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708966

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708966
but I wanted roast beef

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709013
But I don't know how!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18701809
Kyute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709055
Everyone knows how to draw, Anon, you just have to try!

I know there must be a sidhe cosplay in Bob Ross somewhere, somebody post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708901
So still married her at the end, totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708771
I fucking love dragons holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703753
>takes more than 1 trip no matter what the project is
Most realistic story I’ve read in decades

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703753
Reminds me of pudgy Apophis boss where she gets Anon to help run hare-brained schemes to defeat the Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707946
My Car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709115
How come there are so little dragonfags and so many dragonsluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709068

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708901
>beaten up
>then raped
My exact fetish. And I didn't even had to use catnip all I had to do was cling to her muscled arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18702344
Kiki with Pearl Jam when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709193
I'm going to save that Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709161
I may be the former, what do you think is the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708770
Cute zap weasel.
Genki is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709197
>>18709193
I'm going to do bigamy with the 'pharaoh' as the 'concubine'.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are superior Dragon waifus:
>No arrogance
>They are female lizards all the time
>Even if you are a completely unremarkable person or worse she will think you are the smartest person in the world
>Dom and sub on one
>Better protector than a Hellhound
>Superior dragon physiology make it very easy for her to develop abs and muscles that put Jinkos and Minotaurs to shame
>Princess carried, princess carried, lots of being princess carried around by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709211
You described zombie dragons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709218
Zombie Dragons are likely smarter than Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709218
>Zombie Wurm
Not sure what would happen to the poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709119
>tfw no hardware store tanuki that wears all denim and refers to you as "sugar" because she sees you that often

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709161
Unless your dragon is mere
you're by default a slut for your dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709218
No, Zombie Dragons cant get muscle. The profile flat out states they lose whatever toned body the living Dragon has. This is why they are not in my waifu list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709201
while genki are indeed pretty charming
i myself prefer calm sleepy types

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709211
>>Better protector than a Hellhound
No, they arent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709211
Wurms are just pale imitations of Ryus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708805
In the sexy way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709253
Ryus are too snob to my tastes also they lack Wurm's strenght.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709244
Sounds like you need a sheepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709203
Some grapesnakes attack married Pharaohs. Either the graped Pharaoh have sex with her husband 24/7 or the grapesnake joins in and ends in a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709230
I’d fall for any blue collar MG with a southern accent. Especially if she keeps calling me “shuga”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709274
I'd prefer both were single.
Then, to make that apophis feel superior, we get her lifting so we have a big buff grape snake and turn the ex-pharaoh into a big, soft pleasure toy with cute outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709253
>>18709265
>you’ll never have a tomboy Wurm and a class President Ryu fight for your affections

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709265
Ryus are pretty much standard "Yamato Nadeshiko" housewives when not in public. Also, who needs strength when you can fry your enemies with lightning from the heavens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709274
I think I could ungrape a Pharaoh though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709282
I like my tomboys with wide hips, modest breasts, and thick thighs...unless there's some bullying going on where you give one larger breasts that make her feel embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709291
The D can do a lot of impressive things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709287
>Also, who needs strength when you can fry your enemies with lightning from the heavens?

The sexiest thing about Wurms is her overpowering physical strenght. I get turned on by the fact she could easily destroy me of she wanted yet she doesnt and use that strenght to protect me and care about me instead. I dont get that from Ryus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709271
sheepy or dormouse is the best comfy choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709298
I'm talking about the power of love Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709323
Nowhere does it say that Ryus are weaker than Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709287
>Yamato Nadeshiko
And this is why ryus are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709338
Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Can haughty and smug girls remain smug and haughty after being Impregnated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709331
None can defeat the power of the sheepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709344
I just realized those scales are supposed to look like whiskers. Ive never liked that aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709355
That depends if you follow the memes or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709356
They're scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709344
And nowhere is it said they are as strong. Super strong dragons (Dragon, Wurm, Jabberwock) have their strenght noted. Instead Dragons without super strenght have other advantadges (Wyverns are faster and Ryus control nature)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709355
It goes up by 1000%

[ronan malone No.]

That Completely depends on how you follow the memes or not