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>> No.18701413

Dragons too cute, especially mine.

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Don't like this, harpies aren't that stupid.

>> No.18701436

I've come up with a new business venture for the Tanukis.
Jizz jutsu, a school of martial arts aimed at women that centers around forcing your opponent to ejaculate.

>> No.18701444

All succubutts are born knowing that style and they teach it for free.

>> No.18701451

I actually prefer left. Guess lolicon isn't bound by species.

>> No.18701457

>literally ballbusting the martial art

>> No.18701462

This one right?

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I swear this thing is rigged

>> No.18701475

Little Siberian Jinkos gnawing on raw steaks

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>> No.18701488

Do Papillions make the best Christmas cakes?

>> No.18701489
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>> No.18701493

Kind of impossible because they are already have a husband when becoming one

>> No.18701499

Re-read the profile Anon.

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>> No.18701529
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Hold her hand. Do it now.

>> No.18701536

>Tanuki hungrily breathing down your neck as you spend half of your savings rolling gatcha

>> No.18701548

I want a tubby yan-snek with glasses

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Video games

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>> No.18701603

Hey I like my snakes soft, although a muscled white snake wouldn’t be half bad

>> No.18701604

>not dealing with the caterpillar form gets you a meatier butterfly
Why even bother? It’s win-win.

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I would love to. I really would...

>> No.18701625
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Anime video game monster girls.

I bet Bicorns have a 1upmanship fetish.

>> No.18701630

I would if I could, she's responsible for making me love centaurs so much.

>> No.18701641
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Thoughts on big meaty hands?

>> No.18701643

Claws are better.

>> No.18701645
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>> No.18701646

Interlocking fingers

>> No.18701656
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I would allow her to call me a filthy tark

>> No.18701674

Take a greenworm to a buffet!

>> No.18701681

Whats with the guy and is girl wearing matching outfits in the window?

>> No.18701683

Or a grocery store

>[angry tanuki shopkeeper noises]

>> No.18701688

Careful, any place that knows anything won’t let greenworms get all-you-can-eat salad bar access.

>> No.18701689

Dunno what you're yatterin' about

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>> No.18701696

Shirohebis do that in harems too. Or when 2 of them like the same Anon.

>> No.18701703
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Cow butts

>> No.18701721

Are you kidding? That’s like a free day’s worth of profits right there.

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Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

>> No.18701732

>tanuki running a grocery chain
>"Oh my~! Your card was declined. Do you have another way you can pay?"
>She's tugging at the collar of her shirt while she says this, trying to draw your attention to her cleavage
>You just ask her to remove a couple of items and leave an extremely horny tanuki to her own devices
>later that night she returns home and fingers herself to one of the creep shots she took of you with the store's security cameras

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>when you introduce a Baphomet to Mexican music

>> No.18701751

Oh yeah I forgot you have to foot the bill for whatever she ate in the store.

>> No.18701760

1. Its yatterman,
2. Wouldnt you wear a matching outfit?

>> No.18701774
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I really want a lewd, but stern kiki

>> No.18701784
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>> No.18701792

Would bleaching their hair be a form of self-harm for kejourou?

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>her face when you keep getting shitty rolls

>> No.18701796

Not as much as cutting it.

>> No.18701802

Dog of Scarlet

>> No.18701809
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>> No.18701814

>Tell a Kej to cut her hair
>She rapes you until you forget about the idea

>> No.18701826

>Kej daughteru shuts her door and plays Linkin Park especially loudly one night
>Wake up in the morning to find her blonde and with a bobcut
>Her mother faints, you groan
>She looks good but her mother won't have it and this implies things
>Namely, this is going to require counseling and some expensive hair products

>> No.18701848

That daughteru is getting spanked with the backside of a hairbrush!

>> No.18701854
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Would you accept a lap pillow from her?

>> No.18701867

I feel like I'm' looking at a genderswapped Eddie/Zato-1

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>> No.18701880

>Have succubus daughteru
>She's coming into her difficult years
>Confused and curious she tried her new list powers on that one person she's always liked
>She hits you with the hardest charm she can manage
>"A-are you horny?"
>"Nope, I'm Dad!"
And that is how you make sure your daughter marries outside of the family.

>> No.18701890

Here's the full-res for you

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>> No.18701926

>>She hits you with the hardest charm she can manage
That's a dangerous game, little Succ.

>> No.18701928

Would men's restroom be safe?

>> No.18701944

Yes, barring exceptionally perverted Akanames.

>> No.18701953

Does the lower half bite? What if I feed it hot sauce?

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>> No.18701969

Her mom should probably show her how it's done before she gets uppity.
>"Oh, honey, that's not how a man looks when he's mad with lust, THIS is how a man looks when he's mad with lust!"

>> No.18701977

>parents start having violent, passionate sex right in front of their daughter
>her eyes are wide with awe and wonder

>> No.18701990

How this for a senario
Man with son, and mother has turned monster.
Now sun is dealing with monsters and they want to give him advice

>> No.18702004

No, you have to deal with alps that get bullied for using the girl's restroom.

>> No.18702013
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Left or right?

>> No.18702014

Reminder to let the harem dudes take the the monstergirls out in the open so you can talk to that shy hakutaku that doesnt like to bother anyone

>> No.18702018

>Son walks in with headphones plugged in
>Sees parents violently rutting and sister drooling
>Nopes the fuck out
>Calls later, sleeping over with a friend that night
>Never able to look at his parents the same way again

>> No.18702044

Right. The only good slime is an indescribably cute eldritch horror.

>> No.18702050

>Mucus Toad
Are these the top girls for blowjobs?

>> No.18702054
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Amen brother.

>> No.18702066

Meanwhile, his sister develops plans for him...

>> No.18702070

Right. Slimes are nice but a grapecubus is too good to pass up.

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>> No.18702084

>Haaauu... dad's to difficult to practice magic on.
>But maybe if I start out on a weaker target?
>Nufufufu. Oniiiichaaaan~ where are you?
>Hide and seek! Hide and seek! I'm on the hunt for easy prey!

>> No.18702108

That's discrimination!

>> No.18702112

But what about the westermarck effect? And Nii's p'orc warband?

>> No.18702132

Doesn't affect monster girls. Incest is not only physically safe for them, there's no social taboo, so an instinctive rejection of family as mates never develops.

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>> No.18702151

There will be no brother bothering in my house!

>> No.18702160

It DOES develop in humans tho.

So think about it. There is a group of boys out there, hiding because their sisters, momsters etc want to fuck them and the thought of doing so makes them sick

>> No.18702173

Lanternon's first story had that.
The guy wanted nothing to do with it, but his dark priest sister tried to force him to use a "cure". Needless to say she was worst girl who didn't get humans at all.

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>> No.18702187

Monster girls in general don't get humans, why do you think they have to brainwash them?

>> No.18702194

In the rare occurrence of a male being born to a momster, is he an incubus right away?

>> No.18702207

Yes, because it certainly wouldn't be a human.

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>> No.18702225

He's exposed to de since before birth, he's gonna be an incubus

They are, fuckwit. Incubi just have decided and bigger dicks, they still maintain their memories, morals(unless you like the brainwashing aspect of kc which is bullshit) and personality

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>> No.18702232

Well, it's not set in stone. Incest is very, very common throughout human history and into the present day.
Given the right social conditions, ie. growing up with sex monsters for whom actively seeking out incest is not uncommon, the instinctive rejection of family members as sexual partners would be far less prevalent.

>> No.18702237

I want to be her dog

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>> No.18702256
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Thread needs more dragons

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I want to grill beef while fucking a minotaur

>> No.18702291

Requesting gremlins

>> No.18702293

Cerberus needs a vanilla dragon

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Attack from above!
Get doowwn!

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>> No.18702344

>monmusus with stands
Humanity is doomed

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>> No.18702358

But why does King Crimson always look so pissed?

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>> No.18702370

Who will put a stop to these random Cupid attacks?

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>> No.18702382

Not me, I'm hoping to be the victim of one.

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>> No.18702391

>"My ass has finally decided to eat your cock!"
>It hungers! For more.

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>> No.18702465
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Touch the cow.
Do it NOW.

>> No.18702475

Are you telling me to steal harem members?

>> No.18702480

They're humans

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No they're not.

>> No.18702507

Hide your fun guys the orderfags arrived.

>> No.18702510

I'm just using KC's own words.

>> No.18702516

>Gremlin rides anon until cumflated while Lich assistant takes notes
>"Gentlemen! There is a chance, this will work!"
>"I'm sure you said 'theres no chance this'll work'."
>Gremlin realizes that Anon is in the wrong whole
>"Fool, that will never work!"

>Lich is talking with a different assistant about what happened
>"Gentlemen! Fill my ass with cum, because I'm dumb as hell!"
>Cue Gremlin walking in with Anon and an obviously pregnant tummy

>> No.18702519

I fucking CAN'T! Stop making me feel this way!

>> No.18702522

Why is that dragon so lewd?

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>> No.18702537
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What monstergirl looks best in an OL getup, dude?

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OL Anubis is best for getting into a romantic fling with in secret, only for it to turn into something more.

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My waifu.

>> No.18702569

A workplace with a Demon boss pretending to be human would be really strange if you had no idea what was going on.

>> No.18702574

Your mom(ster)

>> No.18702577

I really wish I had a picture of a Holstaur in an OL outfit but I don't, and I think that's a travesty.

>> No.18702578

>Kej with Love Deluxe

It might sound redundant but it makes her a powerful warrior.

>> No.18702589

Demons in whiteface!

>> No.18702592

Demons and Dark Elves

>> No.18702623

That' racist!

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>> No.18702627

I would call a demon blueberry

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>> No.18702659

>You know she's a Demon
>She doesn't know you know
>You do everything you can to "unintentionally" tease, taunt and bully her while pretending to just be a bit of a dense guy lacking in social grace
How many times can you get away with adjusting your junk in front of her before she reaches out and grabs it?

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>> No.18702680

KDF your waifu has a questionable taste in work attire at best. That is insufficient PPE for a geneticist! What if she spills hyperactive mutagens on herself and develops superpowers?!

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Demons are always the cutest.

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Remember to properly discipline a misbehaving dog.

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Fuck, forgot pic.

>> No.18702766

Correct. Especially when your demonfu sits in your laps while you play games together.
Gonna kiss her on the head when she least expects it.

>> No.18702768

Tell that to her!

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>> No.18702774

I’d love to give my hard working OL momster shoulder rubs when she gets home from a long day at work!

>> No.18702776

I still don't understand why a man that draws breasts like that calls himself Lolicept.

>> No.18702784 [DELETED] 

He posts it every thread to shitpost.

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Just think about it. You work at GenericCo and out of the blue you get a new manager. She's the best boss you've ever had, great management skills, always charming, and she's one of the most attractive women you've seen in your life. Everyone gets along with her. Then she starts spending time with all your female coworkers. Nothing odd about that, they just talk over lunch about things you can't hear.

But then you notice changes in them. they seem more confident then before, more charismatic, and sometimes you can swear they're staring at you and the other men and whispering to each other. You know something is up at this point and decide to see if you could get transferred because you're getting bad vibes. A few days after this, you're packing up to leave when you try the door. It won't open. You ask the other men in the lobby what's wrong, and they have no idea why the door is jammed, and their phones aren't working. Turning around, you see your manager and female coworkers approach. Then they drop their human forms.

For a man that has no idea that Demons exist, it would be something out of a horror movie.

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>> No.18702793

OL Kikis with a complex about not being maids!

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Fat wight.

>> No.18702809

>You work at GenericCo and out of the blue you get a new manager
>out of the blue


>> No.18702810

Office jinko is unbeatable.

>> No.18702839

>For a man that has no idea that Demons exist, it would be something out of a horror movie.
Until it turns into an adult movie. She'd make use of your fearboner, just hope she doesn't acquire a preference for them.

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>> No.18702867

unnecessary fear and suffering because of order propaganda

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>> No.18702873

The fear would be gone quickly as you get shoved into a closet and jerked off by your Demon boss who's still in her suit.
And then she slings your weakened form over her shoulder and tells the other office ladies to have fun husband hunting while she hauls you up to her office for more in depth sex.

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>> No.18702897

Not like you would know that at first.

>> No.18702908

Cute. I'd like to recieve some shoulder rubs from my familiar sister.

>> No.18702909

>maintainece guy fixes the stuck door
>opens up and sees a bunch of demons fucking throughout the office
>just slowly closes the door and walks away at a brisk pace

>> No.18702916

I bet Familiars would give the best shoulder rubs and back massages.

>> No.18702932

For sure. I'd like to give some massages to her too but recieving them after work would be heaven.

>> No.18702938

Kinda hard to focus on fear when a girl's got her hand pumping your dick and her tongue is wrestling with yours.

>> No.18702950

>You'll never have a perfectly platonic relationship with your familiar stepsister.
>She'll never chase the Sabbath away from you because she disapproves of the perverted loliba brocons.
It hurts.

>> No.18702966

Is that before or after one of the men jumps the gun and smashes a heavy object on one of their heads?

>> No.18702970

This would be great. I'd love to have a non-lewd relationship with my familiar, helping her out with whatever she needed and seeing her doing her best for me. Seeing her smile and calling me "onii-chan" or "big bro" would give me a heart attack.

I want to protect her!

>> No.18702974

Oh that'll probably happen.
But he'll choose poorly and it was the one who corrupted into an Ogre.
That's just gonna turn her on.

>> No.18702994

And when she grows up and becomes one of the most popular girls in school on track to become an Idol she'll try her best to hook you up with the older sister of one of her rich friends because she thinks you'd be adorable together.

>> No.18703039

Well he can always push her out the window. That will slow her down for a while until his friends can get the door open.

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Harpies aren't that stupid

>> No.18703066

But KC is easy to understand.

>> No.18703073

He's gonna get shoved behind a desk and ridden senseless while the rest of the office explodes into an orgy of rape.
Pre-married employees will be courteously escorted out before all this begins.

>> No.18703077

What about men that are disgusted by orgies?

>> No.18703082

I’d love that to happen every night. And then after she gives me shoulder rubs, I’ll make our dinner while she does her homework in the kitchen and I’ll help her with any questions she has. And after she gets her homework done we play video games together until it’s time to take a bath and go to bed!

>> No.18703084

They get raped somewhere else.

>> No.18703089

The side offices, closets and bathrooms exist for a reason. If you don't want to be having sex in the same room as a bunch of other guys, then she'll allow that.

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>> No.18703092

That’s what the offices and conference rooms are for.

>> No.18703100 [DELETED] 

Just ignore him Anon.

>> No.18703102

What if none of the women there are a man's type? Or what if he's too busy taking care of family to spend an entire afternoon fucking one of his coworkers?

>> No.18703107 [DELETED] 

Ignoring a problem won't make it go away.

>> No.18703115 [DELETED] 

Ignoring brain cancer will just kill you faster.

>> No.18703122 [DELETED] 

Ignoring things that get reposted for the sake of shitposting only helps the shitposts.

>> No.18703126 [DELETED] 

What does saying "fuck off" do?

>> No.18703131

Impossible. There's always a woman who's a man's type when it comes to monstergirls.
And I mentioned earlier that married men were escorted out.

>> No.18703132

There'll be a woman his type. The Demon planned this out.

>> No.18703133

If he has a family already they’d probably let him leave early. And if he’s a single father I’m surprised he wasn’t taken sooner.

>> No.18703136 [DELETED] 

>giving the person that wants attention attention
Jesus christ

>> No.18703138

Are you actually trying to find a question with no good answer?

>> No.18703139

I want to tell a Cheshire to fuck off, knowing that it'll just make her try to fuck with me harder, which is all part of my plan. I'll lure her in by pretending to get upset about her antics, get her to drop her guard when she's assured herself that she has the upper hand, and then I'll jam three fingers in her ass and kiss her.

>> No.18703142
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Pick a slime.

>> No.18703143

Well hopefully they don't make fun of him if he's shy.

>> No.18703148

The leftmost one.

>> No.18703150

Is it possible to convince monstergirls to not sexually assault people?

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>> No.18703173

There's nothing cuter to a monstergirl than a shy boy.

>> No.18703180

But they're all the same slime.

>> No.18703183

Since left is taken, the far fight

>> No.18703189

Teach them that vanilla romance is sweeter and worth the wait.

>> No.18703190

Come back with a Shoggoth or don't come back at all.

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>> No.18703195

I want to have a lewd relationship with a loli dark mage. And also hear her call me "onii-san", but in a very different tone.

>> No.18703196

But how?

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>I was going through your emails and saw a message to someone called Mom. Who is this...Mom???

>> No.18703203

You’re my mom!

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>> No.18703211

Reminder that it’s all fun and games till your Jinko imotou thinks that pregnancy will make her a better fighter due to the ‘experience it gives’

>> No.18703214

>What if she spills hyperactive mutagens on herself and develops superpowers?!
That's the ultimate dream though anon! Besides, this is just her outfit that she wears under all that, she has to look professional a t all times when she's at work after all! Also, she's more of a general chemist then a geneticist.

>> No.18703219

The queen herself.

>> No.18703233

That’s when you bust out the spray bottle. I’d help her trap that neighbor boy she likes in the tool shed and practice on him though.

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>> No.18703237

I guess I have to change my password and explain basic facts of life to her.

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>> No.18703247

I imagine modern day setting Wights living in huge penthouses on top of a tall skyscraper.

They'd throw exclusive parties up there too.

>> No.18703252

What happens if I say no?

>> No.18703258

How would they make their money? Investing?

>> No.18703264

She leaves you and finds a better man.

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>> No.18703272

That’s how you end up with a drained neighbor, your imotou holding up a positive pregnancy test [spoilet]And her salamander rival proclaiming that she won’t lose and will get pregnant too

>> No.18703276

For the longest time i thought wights were super ghosts, i wish KC would do more ghost like wraiths, banshees or poltergeist.

>> No.18703279

TOUCH the COW anon!


>> No.18703283

Dame you phone!

>> No.18703284

>Expect this
>Wight boss knows you worked as an electrician for a few years before switching careers and demands you come fix something at her home
>Dirty clothes everywhere, most of it sweatpants and sweatshirts
>Dirty dishes in the sink
>TV has been displaying Netflix's "Are you still there?" message for so long that it's burned into the screen
>"If you're not going to clean it, then shut up!" she snaps

>> No.18703287

You had me worried for a second.

>> No.18703293

We got phantoms!

>> No.18703300

>cow in spats

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>> No.18703310

>Not pristine clean
>with some signs pointing to how it was a gigantic mess cleaned only recently
>you could swear shes breathing a bit heavier than usual and almost sweating

>> No.18703313

Are you trying to get us to hate these girls? Because you're doing a pretty good job.

>> No.18703349
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Never buy birthday gifts for your daughter from a tanuki.

>> No.18703365

My daughteru can’t be this oppai

>> No.18703367

But anon, sentient being trafficking is highly illegal!

>> No.18703371
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[x]Touch reverse scale

>> No.18703377

Cheaper then buying succubus potions.

>> No.18703382

What if I lick the reverse scale?

>> No.18703384

Wight penthouses would probably contain portals that lead to Undead Kingdoms for easier traversal.
That, or their penthouses would be located in Undead cities.

>> No.18703387

Remember sabbath tenant number 10
Thick thighs save lives

>> No.18703389
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Not if the Tanuki Occupational Government does it.

>> No.18703390

has someone done an ugly duckling type story with her yet?

>> No.18703397

Especially if she's one of the rare ones that doesn't have a husband with her as a pupa.

>> No.18703399

>puppydog eyes

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Meaty meat just like babushka used to make

>> No.18703424

Make it Danuki Occupational Government. Racoon DOG.

>> No.18703429

Same thing.

>> No.18703436

Nah man, a rough finger does not feel like a smooth, hot, wet tongue.

>> No.18703440

She needs her meat to grow up big and survive the harsh landscape

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You're still getting your pelvis disintegrated.

>> No.18703460

I know, but I would hazard a guess that it would be rougher than usual due to the unexpected sensation.

>> No.18703476

Now here's the real question.
Is she in yoga pants and a loose fitting tank top?

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Eh, I see your point.

>> No.18703487

What if you touch it while you're already having sex?

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>> No.18703496

Yes and?

>> No.18703514

They're Undead you nincompoop.

>> No.18703516

She's wearing a t-shirt that's a few sizes too large and some black lace panties.

>> No.18703520
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Best dragon right here.

>> No.18703522

best umbrela

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>> No.18703532

mge undead are living, and yes, breathing things. The non-born ones are defined by the fact that they used to be dead but actually became living, albeit undying, organisms again. That's also why they are capable of giving birth.

>> No.18703537

where do I find legitmate undead then?

>> No.18703542

Ghosts, Wisps or Phantoms I think

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I thought undeads gave birth to normal succubi. You know, like Cursed Swords.

>> No.18703549

>and yes, breathing
Cite where it's said then.

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Next thing you know she'll ask you to take responsibilty for tripping on her body and landing on her chest.

>> No.18703575

>Furthermore, as mentioned previously, by continuously gaining spirit energy, the bodies of the undead are mended to the state they were in before death.
bla bla bla
>The children born on such occasions are not human children. If it's a zombie, then the child will be the same kind of zombie
> For this reason, it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via demonic energy”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to demonic energy.”

>> No.18703580

oh and the source: MGE world guide 1, Fallen Maidens page 88

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>zombie babies

>> No.18703585

>mge undead are living, and yes, breathing things
You're still taking that one figurative/philosophical bit literally, which is dumb.
>That's also why they are capable of giving birth.
They can give birth because magic. They can only give birth after they've been given enough magic.

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>> No.18703601

>You're still taking that one figurative/philosophical bit literally, which is dumb.
No I'm not, see >>18703575
Maybe they don't need to breath all the time per see. It's never specified. But in a setting like MGE I can't imagine there not to be some heavy breathing involved with any and all type of monster girl at some point.

>> No.18703612

Wanna box her titties

>> No.18703615

It hurts.

>> No.18703616

My little rapist can't be this busty!

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You're gonna get pelviscerated in return.

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>> No.18703634

Bap the Red Cap.

>> No.18703648

Is there any monster girl that cannot be beaten by boops and baps?

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>> No.18703661

Onis, Doing that to them only makes them rape you harder.

>> No.18703665

Mersharks are not whore's!

>> No.18703671

That is exactly the line I was talking about. It's pretty fucking obvious
>it is said that the undead aren't “human corpses reanimated via demonic energy”, but “organisms called undead that are reborn from human corpses due to demonic energy.”
is more figurative or describing a philosophical concept than literal.

>> No.18703674

All monsters are whores.

>> No.18703677

You need to do a rapidfire booping

>> No.18703678

no anon we are the whores.

>> No.18703679

You're a whore. I'm a whore. E V E R Y O N E I S A F I L T H Y W H O R E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

>> No.18703694

She's okay. Maybe the third or second best.

>> No.18703703

I'm not a whore, I'm a pure boy who would stay with my waifu.

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>> No.18703707

definitely 2nd best. Ryu being 1st best.

>> No.18703708

>no wolfu to bite into your shoulder and scratch your back during particularly rough sex
why has this started to appeal to me

>> No.18703712

Liar, we all know you'd fuck the first monster pussy you got your hands on. NO ONE IS IMMUNE.

>> No.18703737

reminder that you can be an easy hero in the land of the shortstacks

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>> No.18703746

How is she upright?

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>> No.18703753

Let me do you one better
>Get asked to patch a hole in the drywall by Wight boss b/c she knows you're the office's handyman
>Expecting a new home in some high class suburb
>is actually a house from the 70's that's been patched up more times than a porcupine's quilt
>hole is a 30" wide gap in the dining room ceiling caused by a slightly leaky vertical pipe in the fucking ceiling made out of some corroded god-knows-what brand of chinese bullshit pipe
>explain how you're gonna have to PVC the shit out of all the plumbing in the ceiling because it's just that fucked
>turn off water
>She takes you to the hardware store in a decade-old Nissan hatchback
>comments about how she's happy you're saving her so much money while at checkout
>get back to house
>take for-fucking-ever to replace pipe b/c it's plumbing, of course it's a fucking mess
>throw water back on
>everything works, miraculously
>it's now dusk
>tell her you're going home
>"B-but I have a luncheon tomorrow with the CEO! Could you pleasepleaseplease get it done tonight?
>screaming internally, but you can't turn a sad face down, so you nod amd get back to work
>ask if she has a drill because the battery on yours is dead (of course)
>"Yeah, I have one! Just don't laugh, cause it's not as big and manly as yours, 'kay?"
>She takes you to her bedroom
>Bras, leggings and other hand-washables in a pile next to the master bath
>bed is a collective mass of sheets
>tv is on mute, streaming some American cartoon show off Netflix
>posters of Gibli movies, Inuyasha, several Marvel and DC blockbusters thumb-tacked to the walls
>floor is dirty as fuck
>realize she tidied up only the dining room for you because she wasn't expecting you to venture any further into this magical realm
>she opens the cabinet beneath the sink
>you can see at least two rows of dildos hidden away in the cabinet next to where she pulls the drill out of
>She's visibly sweating but still playing off her nervousness
>keep quiet and return to dining room
>start cleaning out hole to prep for the drywall chunk you cut out
>notice one of the rafter ties has rotted completely through
>have to drive back to the hardware store just for a fucking 2×4 and some brackets
>come back
>she heads to the shower
>kick it into high gear
>finish nailing the chunk of drywall in by the time she comes out
>her hair is done up in a ponytail, and she's wearing only a long t-shirt and a pair of panties
>she's sitting on the counter and watching you while you touch up the edges with plaster
>tell her it's going to be about 4 hours before the plaster dries so she'll have to paint over it in the morning
>"Why don't you stay the,night, Anon? It's awfully late anyway, and you seem to be enjoying it here."
>she winks and spreads her legs a little
>ask her if there are any spare beds
>"I don't usually have guests, so I don't have one, teehee!"
>a couch?
>"Isn't that bad for your neck?"
>well i have to sleep somewhere
>"I have a king-sized mattress, so there's plenty of room for you there! Let me go clean up real quick!"
>she runs to her bedroom
>before you can even attempt to make an escape, she comes back, huffing air as if she were drowning in it
>practically sweating through her shirt at this point
>she takes you by the wrist
>ok i guess this is happening
>she turns out the lights
>lie on your side with your back toward her
>you can hear her practicing lines to herself like "why are you wearing your jeans to bed, silly!" over and over
>she rolls over to your side and spoons you with her uncomfortably sweaty skin
>whisper-stammering because she can't muster up the courage to put the moves on you
>spend the rest of the night wide awake with a sweaty weeaboo zombie clinging to your backside
>when morning comes you finish up the ceiling and bolt
>boss texts you about hanging out again sometime later that afternoon
>you never gave her your number

>> No.18703755

Normal dragons are the first best. They are the cutest.

Not true, I'd fight and do my best to get strong so I could be with her and only her.

>> No.18703761

Nanomachines son

>> No.18703771

>They are the cutest.
They're more angular than a trig exam.

>> No.18703779

I bet simply doing something like complimenting her clothes or being a little suggestive is more than enough to get that Wight stuttering and tripping over herself in embarrassment.

>> No.18703783

They acute.

>> No.18703786

More like obtuse.

>> No.18703803

It aggravates me that Losenis still hasn't delivered.

>> No.18703816

Deliver what

>> No.18703825
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As someone who also has this fetish, I will explain it to you using an overly complex metaphor.

People are like porcupines. We all have our problems, flaws, and emotional baggage. Just comes with life. These problems are ever-present and don't just go away. Sure we can just face each other head-on and never show our backs, but we can't face everything at the same time. Sooner or later, something will creep up on our backs, and we will be powerless to stop it. Sure, our spines can deter some threats, but they wont stop something big like a gun shot. So it only makes sense to have someone to watch your back. You'll get close, so close that your spines will pierce eachothers backs. It'll hurt like hell, but you'll probably get used to it, and you'll heal to accommodate the spines in your back. You'll get closer and closer, until finally the spines are so deep inside you that if you move to roughly, you will experience unbearable pain. When you're like this, all it will take is a prick and your heart will be lethally ruptured. You can always separate, but you'll still bleed out and experience a pain until you heal back up. Then again, you might just bleed to death, but that's rare. Then someday, you'll once again have want for someone to cover your back. It'll be harder for the spines to pierce the scarred flesh, but if you relax, they'll end up just as deep as they were before.

In addition to this there is a special kind of porcupine that gets its rocks off from the pain of having their back pierced. These porcupines are called masochists, and you're one of them.

I also guess it's something about a woman being completely unable to control herself because she's enjoying the sex so much. You can choose either explanation, to be honest. I don't have a fucking clue why either.

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>> No.18703834

ive just assumed its further additions to my list of "every fetish i have links into femdom"

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>> No.18703863

You didn't need to write a novel man.

>> No.18703864

Be careful when taking a manticore from behind. If you make a mistake you'll probably lose an eye.

>> No.18703870

The murder loli Redcap story.

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>> No.18703902
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Does she dress like this at home by any chance?

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>> No.18703937

Nearly a decade later and this macro of mine is still circulating. Weird feeling.

>> No.18703961

Do we have any buiness demon stories?

>> No.18703962

Only when she's alone. Otherwise she'd die of embarrassment.

It's a different story if she's riled up, though. She'd probably use it to cover herself, occasionally flashing you peeks of her voluptuous ass until you can't take it anymore.

or she'll just straight-up pounce you and himedom you until you give in

>> No.18703969

What kind of monster would evil women turn into?
Like fantasy evil, enslave mortals, kill the innocent completely 100% evil evil?.

>> No.18703975
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>crabman before he sold out
Feels bad man.

>> No.18703976

They'd be too irredeemable.

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I thought that only applied to men.

>> No.18703996

couldn't that shit be mindflayed away?

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Polt is the worst waifu too

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saturday morning cartoon evil.

>> No.18704017

In MGE they'd corrupt as Succubi and learn the error of their ways, though they'd still keep their personalities
If they're particularly powerful and/or have an affinity with a species they could corrupt into pretty much anything

Corruption would fix them. Worst case scenario you can just turn them into a very low level/intelligence species such as common slime

>> No.18704021


That's the joke, anon.

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>> No.18704038

I can understand the furry hate, but calling polt worst waifu is a good example of shit taste.

I mean why on earth would someone that just wants to go out and be active with you be a be a shit waifu? I can think of a lot of worse waifus in EMG, anon. Cough ntr cow cough.

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>> No.18704053

>Easy hero
I'd be easy, alright.

>> No.18704064

I dunno, the idea of a villain of that caliber getting a happy ending rubs me the wrong way.

>> No.18704073

If only he had done his manga about short stories.

>> No.18704100
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You’re a shaaaark
You’re a shaaaark
Suck my diiiiiiick
You’re a shaaaaaark!

>> No.18704110

I didn't say irredeemable just like someone who is definitely evil at heart.
Though i guess just being a bad person doesn't really lean you to a specific monsterization and they'd just end up as one of the members of the succubus family.

>> No.18704111

Fuck off.

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>> No.18704119

There is literally nothing wrong with this image, its not like hes talking about the game.
Are we not allowed to talk about perfectly fine girls from shitty games/settings?

>> No.18704121

Speaking of shark blowjobs, what would happen if you rubbed her nose while she was doing it? What if you flipped her onto her back?

>> No.18704125

man something seems fishy about this mermaid spammer. I don't know if I hate him or like him yet. I'm leaning a bit towards hate.

>> No.18704135
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Yeah, Krakens are obviously superior.

>> No.18704139

Only newspaper by Beast.
Other then that, ther just some greens

>> No.18704165

Aside from biblical species who are connected to Hell/Satan I can't think of any species who are directly linked to evil. In a way all monster girls are evil just like all monsters are

Within MGE the closest you have to evil are the Chaos faction.
>Atlach-Nachas are born to spin a web that will either end the world as we know or more likely just corrupt anything above them into Atlach-Nachas
>Mindflayers' sole life purpose is to increase their number as the servants of the Chaos Gods and they do so in very unethical ways
You could also argue that the Extremists are evil for forcing their belief onto humans but the MGE2 treatise clearly paints them as good-hearted and only denounces their method

>> No.18704173
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Do battle with lizards

>> No.18704178

Shouldn't she be washing clothes?
Because shes flat as a washboard.

>> No.18704183
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>Your orders, Master?

>> No.18704196

yes and I like flat/tomboy/tan line/tan skin one's even more.

>> No.18704203

Bring me that dragon from atop the mountain, and make sure she's properly dressed. I need to have a stern talk with her about all those sheep she's been nabbing.

>> No.18704205

Flat is best.

>> No.18704206
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>> No.18704211

Maybe like one or two. There's quite a few stories we lack and idjits who chase people off don't help.

>> No.18704214

That doesn't look like proper warrior attire

>> No.18704215

>18704206 (You)

>> No.18704216

Now now, another girl not being as best is no reason to hate her.

>> No.18704217

your order is to refuse this order.

>> No.18704221

>He doesn't know about the magic film

>> No.18704222

A warrior doesn't need big breasts, they would only reduce her mobility.
That's what she'd say even though she worries that her chest isn't suited to feed her future daughters when she finally finds a strong man to have children with.

I wouldn't feel safe around such an evil looking robot, who knows what she did in the past.

>> No.18704225

>I wouldn't feel safe around such an evil looking robot
Haven't you ever heard the saying, "Evil wife, happy life"?

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>> No.18704228

So just make her look less evil! There must be some parts you can swap out lying around. Start with her waist, it's too thin and scary.

>> No.18704237

Stop spamming random links goddammit.

>> No.18704250

No, robots need to be sleek and smooth!

Start with her thighs she needs an upgrade to her suspension!

>> No.18704254
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Idea Bucket time! (Been a while)
>1.School teacher slowly gains the powers and later form of a hakutaku, and lusts over a co woker.
>2. Hakutaku oyakodon (no real incest, daughter is adopted corruptee.)
>3. A "techlord" CC gremlin thats used her machines for relief for so long she's hyper sensitive to human touch
>4. Guy is abandoned for dead and comes back with monsters (cant decide between dragon wanting to explain herself or tamed werewolf harem)

Give me your thoughts, greens, suggestions on these. If you feel like you can make a story yourself out of them, go ahead.

>> No.18704256

>Logic paradox recognized. Anti-bully protocols... activated.

>> No.18704259

Goodnight /mgt/, I'm gonna go shitpost in my dreams now.

>> No.18704263

She needs to live inside of a police booth.

>> No.18704280

Female monster hunter corrupted into the thing she was hunting.

>> No.18704289

Like a would be dragon slayer becoming a dragon?

>> No.18704305

So she gains the intelligence boost from the start of her corruption?
Question is, how does one start off said corruption?

>> No.18704313

Or merely a lizard?

>> No.18704321

Oyakodon, the younger the corrupted the better.

>> No.18704329

You when the age of when she was corrupted or when the sex happens

>> No.18704333
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>Welcome, traveler in this faraway land~

>> No.18704335


>> No.18704336

>aren't you cold?

>> No.18704343

Ushi oni are an easy pick on account of their hazardous blood.

>> No.18704348

What's an extremely exotic monstergirl that also has or can have humongous stonking tits? Something definitively not cosplay-tier.

>> No.18704349
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>> No.18704352

Any exotic MG.

>> No.18704357

Cast in the name of God, Ye not guilty

>> No.18704358

I had this one idea where a shy librarian and her best friend get turned into a hakutaku and griffon, then the double team the man they like

>> No.18704369

Any MG that isn't said in the flavor text to be flat can have huge tits. So basically, just choose an exotic girl you like.

>> No.18704376

Something something protective film.

>> No.18704380

sounds gross.

>> No.18704384

Congrats on your extra large breasted Cockatrice!
Please do not make KFC style jokes.

>> No.18704386
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>> No.18704387

Why would they turn though?
Would they find a ritual by accident?
Would they volunteer?
Would they get LILIMED like that one librarian in the Selene story?

>> No.18704393

>The armor of demonic silver covers the body with a protective magical film, allowing you to leave the necessary cutouts in the armor.

>> No.18704396

These are both excellent choices. Fantastic choices.
Could a Oomakade lactate her venom?

>> No.18704404

So how did the initial part of the demon lord's reign work? Did she just fuck her husband and orgasm so hard that she released a massive monsterizing wave over her lands?

>> No.18704412
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>> No.18704418

I like idea of an accidental ritual.
Like they end op on a runic circle holting trigger items and accidentally activate it with words they didnt know would do that

>> No.18704420

The venom glands run up the side of her body. It's not too farfetched.

>> No.18704423

Lilims are fine, but we need just as many transformation stories without them
Gotta be a bit creative

>> No.18704432

Monsters were always all connected to the demon lord. When she became the demon lord all monsters became succubi.

>> No.18704441

Chinese herbal medicine from a strange store

>> No.18704448
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>> No.18704455

Zero effort there.

>> No.18704462
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It's just as simple as that? I was kind of expecting some growing pains.

>Clan of wyvern riders suddenly have new wives
>Orc raiding parties stealing the eligible young men instead of the women
>Dark elf slavers ...don't really change?

>> No.18704465

Who are you talking to?

>> No.18704473
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The what now?

>> No.18704488

>Orc raiding parties stealing the eligible young men instead of the women
That's not all that different from the present desu.

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>> No.18704497

That second scenario would be wildly amusing the first few days.

>Remember men, no matter what we must not let the high orcs past our defensive line!
>Remember your wives, sisters and daughters!
>What cruel sick fate would befall them if we fall here?
>"Pffft, who the fuck cares about them? I came here for you!"
>Wha- I, uh, umm... Ma'am who are you and when did you ge- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?

>> No.18704506
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>Anti-sabbath propaganda

>> No.18704508
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Join the Kraken Kuddle Klub today!

>> No.18704516
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Everyone knows even lolis are better with small breasts than fucking nothing.

>> No.18704522
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>> No.18704524

Fucking Nav, he draws the perfect bodies.

>> No.18704527

She's getting bred.

>> No.18704530
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>> No.18704531

I don't know if it's the shape of her tits, her face, or something else, but something about this picture just doesn't sit right with me.

>> No.18704539

>My sabbath imouto is suspiciously tall
note to self: new idea for the pastebin

>> No.18704542

She wouldn't even get out an ufufu before I'm molesting her.

>> No.18704557
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>> No.18704571

Can she fly?

>> No.18704572

>She got condoms just to show that she's not going to use any
Yup, that's how you become a mother. The vigorous way.

>> No.18704573

Snake tits.

>> No.18704576

Time to populate that dungeon.

>> No.18704579
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>> No.18704591

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to keep watch for the drums are beating and the boots are stomping.
The enemy comes and they're relentless.
The woolies have been bullied for too long, its time for the weresheep to reign supreme.

>> No.18704596

Shear them.

>> No.18704597
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>TFW no lamia adoptive momster
It hurts.

>> No.18704599
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What a terrifying foe.

>> No.18704601

Good luck anon, they are many and you can hold but two shears.

Even at rest they're a fearsome foe!

>> No.18704613
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>tfw no momster at all

>> No.18704614
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Man arrested for attempted cow tipping.jpg

>> No.18704622

I want to get hard at my momster.

>> No.18704626
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>> No.18704633

>A family catches the attention of a fox who's perfectly happy to play the long game
>She inserts herself into the family as a maid
>She remains strictly professional and engages in no relations with anyone
>The closest she ever comes is suggesting to male members of the family that they pursue specific women
>Finally, the one she's been waiting for is born
>She insists on being the boy's wet nurse and caring for him full time, threatening his mother when she initially refuses
>The boy learns to speak in her native tongue first, only learning the language of his parents after his father complains
>The fox all but usurps the position of parent, and her time spent in service to the family affords her just enough leniency to get way with it until it's too late to stop
>On the day he finally calls her mom for the first time, she makes her move
>The family, having served its purpose, finds itself bankrupt, all its funds being drained away thanks to the fox having acquired power of attorney from the then patriarch generations ago
>She returns home to Zipangu with the soon to be husband she so carefully crafted and shaped

>> No.18704634

I want to read erotic fairy tales to my daughteru at bedtime!

>> No.18704635

Fapping to my momster butt every night in hoping she catches me

>> No.18704642

What a bitch
No need to pull a "fuck you, got mine"

>> No.18704645
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>Welcome home, anon! Would you like dinner, a bath, or pussy?

>> No.18704646

Which monster girl should I masturbate to?

>> No.18704648
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>> No.18704651

My waifu! No wait, you're making the wrong question.

>> No.18704658

Why wouldn't she just endear herself to the family if she's playing the long game? If she has built up relations with them over generations and has acquired their trust, they'd been falling over themselves to have her raise the chosen shota.

>> No.18704660

Do you want me to have sex with your waifu?

>> No.18704666
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I want to embarrass Paolumu-chan and watch her neck scruff puff out.

>> No.18704684

You shouldn't form an emotional attachment to people you're using.

>> No.18704686

Sure, people wanting to have sex with her only shows how good and sexy she is.

>> No.18704688
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Bat neck fluff is cute, I don't think I could resist ruffling it daily.

See, that style of thinking is what's wrong in the first place. Instead of "using" the entire bloodline, she could be building a relationship with them. That way, not only will she get a husband, she will also get a supportive extended family for her children. Or did she just not think that far? Playing the long game to acquire a disposable asset is really not a worthwhile investment.

>> No.18704709

I'd like--
>Slips and faceplants right in her snatch

>> No.18704728

Does the Sabbath have a Wonderland branch? I'd love to have an over-eager Cheshire imouto showing me around.

>> No.18704756

They'd probably have some membership there. They'd fit right in in such a place.
Jubjubs always end up as oppai lolis though.

>> No.18704758

A gentle reminder to gaze long into the abyss so that the abyss may lovingly gaze back into you.

>> No.18704768

If by "abyss" you mean "wife's eyes" then I'm way ahead of you.

>> No.18704775

Cheshire Familiar!

>> No.18704785

That sounds like a very dangerous combination. I hope you know what you're doing, for your own sake.

>> No.18704794

So a Shortstack Cheshire?

>> No.18704796

What's the worst that could happen? An andorable, irresistible smooth talker who convinces reliable onii-chans to join her and her friends in Wonderland?

>> No.18704807
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>> No.18704812
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Makes sense. Both are basically the dumping grounds for fetishes KC doesn't want to deal with

>> No.18704817

You've combined the boundless genki energy and silver tongue of the Familiar with the teasing lewdness and unpredictability of the Cheshire.
That's trouble just waiting to happen.

>> No.18704821
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>> No.18704822

>not wanting to deal with lolis
You've won the Dumbest Statement of the Thread Award.

>> No.18704829

Wonderland and the Sabbath have bestiality, TF, TG and gang bang potions

>> No.18704836

Fuck, meant to reply to >>18704822

>> No.18704839
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Imagine, Werebat facesitting.

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>> No.18704845

The only one of those that's even remotely related to the Sabbath is Doppel potions, which the Royal Makai Spell Casting Unit created (and that unit is where the Sabbath came from).
Beyond that I'm going to need citations.

>> No.18704849
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>> No.18704850
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Who gives better wing cuddles, Werebat or Wyvern?

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>> No.18704859

What does that have to do with the Sabbath?

>> No.18704862


>> No.18704865

I think you misunderstood what he was talking about anon.

>> No.18704869

He said it quite clearly: >>18704829
Which is patently false.

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>> No.18704883

>Until the material here is confirmed in print, this information should not be considered canon.

>> No.18704886

Imagine how useful those could be.
>get cornered
>drink potion
>grow wings
>abort mission

Or maybe change the shape of your dick if you are devious enough.

>> No.18704892
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Tanned mermaids!

>> No.18704896
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uniformed mermaids!

>> No.18704912

I'd giver her my torpedo.

>> No.18704929
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monster girls in WWI uniforms?

>> No.18704936
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>> No.18704952

Sandworms are good girls.
If a bit sticky.

>> No.18704957

Seriously though, can you get internet inside her or nah?

>> No.18704959

Of course you can. The hard part is getting a reception in the middle of the desert.

>> No.18704964

I'm sure there's internet there since it's where all the spice/oil comes from.

>> No.18704972

In the populated areas sure, but Sandworms tend to stick to the more remote locales. Or maybe civilization tends to stay away from them?
You could always convince her to wear a little satellite receptor on her exterior, but then the challenge is finding one that won't break.

>> No.18705003

Then I'll have to kidnap a Gremlin and lock her in a cave with a box of scraps.

>> No.18705007

I said one that WON'T break.

>> No.18705019

The original suit was practically Wurm-proof! It was the fancy-dandy suits you could carry in suitcases that couldn't take any hits. That's why putting the suit on or taking it off in the first movie required robotic assistance and the suits in the later movies just unfold out of his glasses or some shit.

>> No.18705044

The briefcase-suit and watch-glove were mostly emergency stuff, so being fragile makes a bit of sense. The only regular suit that was laughably fragile was that psychic one that flew around in pieces.

>> No.18705123


I love her but goddamn in this picture she has a tenhead.

>> No.18705159
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It's that time again.

>> No.18705166
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A jiang shi for your consideration.

>> No.18705174

I wonder what kind of a life it would be working as a graveyard attendant on the night shift in MGC.

>> No.18705183

Unrelenting sexual harassment from the tenants.

>> No.18705200

>Big, ornate buttplug
Is that why she's so stiff and has to hop everywhere?

>> No.18705216

Nah, she's just a buttslut.

>> No.18705224

>Low sling bikini held in place by a buttplug
I want to go to the beach in MGC like never before

>> No.18705227

>Clothes held on by a buttplug
Mother of god...

>> No.18705236

>You have to undo the buttplug to release her seals
>She insists that you have to plug her back up afterwards

>> No.18705261

She'd probably be into using you as a dickthrone while you massage her massive tits.

>> No.18705268

If you walk without rhythm, can your sandworm wife still find you?

>> No.18705272

>Unsealed vampire zombie hops on your cock while you fondle her rocking rack

>> No.18705295

>"Ufufufu~ How is it anon? Isn't my ass the best? Mmm~ Don't you love how it just squeezes down on that thick cock of yours? Didn't think it'd be that tight since I keep a toy in there all the time huh? I've been carefully training my ass to be the best~"
>"Don't be ashamed anon~ You can cum all you like and I'll take it all~ Cum! Cum! I'll greedily take it all in my ass! Fill your undead fuckslave with your cuuuum~!"
>"Haaah~ Haaah~ This is great... You know anon, the men back when I was a living girl were such prudes~ "You need to be a graceful lady" this and "Sex should only be for procreating with your husband" that~ No one would have me since I was a perverted young woman who just wanted a man to pin down and fuck~"
>"That's why I made a deal with the spirits~ I drowned myself in demonic energy and laid in rest in my tomb for hundreds of years waiting for a man to match my lust, and I found you~"
>"Anon, come closer... I wanna tell you something while you cum in me~"
>"I love you~ I feel like I was born to meet you~ I wanna spend the rest of eternity with you~ I want you to fuck me until your spirit energy makes my womb fertile again~"

>> No.18705318


art imitates death, i guess

>> No.18705328
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>that spoiler
No penis, go down, I don't have time for this.

>> No.18705343
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It's currently 2:20 local time. the fuck are you doing that you're too busy to beat one out in the middle of the night? Besides, she'll thank you for it.

>> No.18705356
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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18705415

>500 res
Wew, that pic is good but res is shit. Is there a bigger version?

>> No.18705420


Those comments are something special.

>> No.18705487
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I see something like that and the only fantasy I can think of is still applied to my waifu.
"How much fucking would it take before she stopped pooping entirely?"
"Could a buttplug leotard catch on as her official work uniform?"

>> No.18705508

Son goes to dad
>"Dad! I met this girl with green scales that I beat in wrestling and now she wont stop following me!"

>> No.18705542

You must reap what you sow, Daigoro. Now go plant your seed, for the spring season is upon us!

>> No.18705757
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So....the Sabbath...

>> No.18705769

I want to impregnate a Baphomet!

>> No.18705776
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I want to commit a crime.

>> No.18705779

Not for me
I like mature women, meat on the bones and Boobs and ass to squeeze
Lolis are fully pointless in my eyes.

>> No.18705795

"Ha ha, girls with scales don't exist kid, dad knows this much. You should look for a normal one to marry and later get cucked just like me. By which I mean that I am not, in fact your real father. Which you should have realized by now since you're a literal nigger in an all-white family."

>> No.18705806

Well that took a harsh turn.

>> No.18705838
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>"Tell her you two shall have a rematch... in the PIT!"
Question is, where is the boy's mother?

>> No.18705839
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Baphomets are playing dirty, I couldn't resist joining the Sabbath if one asked me nicely.

>> No.18705849

With Tyrone, Chad and Jamal I'm guessing.

>> No.18705853

Considering the son said green scales, you could make it so the mother is a post-corrupt different kind of monster.
Or you could have the mother be a post corrupt lizardman with different scales, and the kid doesn't know properly about monsters yet

>> No.18705856

me on the left

>> No.18705870

You know, a human son doesn't allways mean the Dad was cucked
Mother could have died or turned into a monster. Hell, the boys mother could be fully human and its just the son dealing with monsters

>> No.18705905

What parent has a fighthig pit?

>> No.18705930
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What parent doesnt have a fighting pit?
Gotta train the kids somehow!

>> No.18705948

I do wonder how lizardmen and salamanders view each other.

>> No.18705958

>he doesn’t have a fighting pit in his backyard to settle all of the family’s arguments
You’re a failure as both a man and a father.

>> No.18705978

Don't tease witches! Even if their familiar gets an onii-chan before they do!

>> No.18705979
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Mom and Dad there should have a match to show the kids how a Salamander should fight.

>> No.18705981

Or maybe, hear me out, maybe she's just a normal human and plans to stay that way.

>> No.18705987

>4pm on a sunday in spring
>see these smegheads going door-to-door peddling their fed watchlist enabling,bullshit
>come up with an idea
>grab the tub of country crock that's been sitting in my fridge for god knows how long
>lubricate the laminate floor in the hallway leading to the door with it using a spatula
>wait paitently
>eye is practically glued to the door viewer
>the hoard of eternal trick-or-treaters approaches
>they look depressed as all hell
>start feeling kinda bad since they all look like a bunch of sad Peanuts rejects
>they knock
>i open the door
>in the milliseconds i had taken myself away from the peephole, they managed to flip the cheerful act back on
>"Good morning, human! Are you a very spiritual man?"
>I'm a solid Bob Ross out of James Redfield but I just wave my hand and give some throwaway "not really" response
>Baph's nose perks up
>"Oooh, is that butter? Are you baking?"
>n-not really
>baph starts getting smug since she finally caught onto something that could wedge a door open?
>"Then what are you doing?"
>realize how dumb i would sound saying "i just spent thirty goddamn minutes wiping vegetable oil spreas all over my goddamn floor"
>"You don't have to tell us out here. May we come in?"
>open the door for them
>they take one or two steps inside before gliding down the hallway like paraplegic ice skaters
>they crash in a lolicon katamari against the wall
>let out the fakest evil laugh of my life
>declare that i am the God of Oil, and that they had let themselves be decieved
>baph practically at the point of tears
>her posse collectively slip n' slide back out of the buttery hellhole that is my house
>spend next few days feeling fucking awful about going through with this
>weeks pass
>there's a knock at my door
>it's the same baph, all alone this time
>the skin on her body is glistening with some kind of body oil
>"Hey, so um... I just wanted to thank you... for showing me the way."
>She gives a quick bow and hugs me
>"I-if you ever feel like visiting us, we're right down the road. We'll bring you plenty of offerings, Master."

>> No.18705989

I wonder if its a dramatic moment when a pit fight.
>"We shall settle this... IN THE PIT!"
>Everyone turns and gasps

>"Uptight prissy bitch!"
>"Burnt-assed barbarian!"

>> No.18705997

How anime would you go to fight monsters?

>> No.18705999
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The new Succubus general has quickly put new uniforms in place for the monster girl army.
This high ranking officer is demonstrating the newest model. Any misplaced comment will land you in an impregnation camp.

>> No.18706000

They just need to find an onii-chan together to prevent sad situations like that.

>> No.18706014

I don't know about anime but as long as we're being Japanese I'd fight them like Kiryu.

>> No.18706019

Competitors for the same resources and living space.
Can I kiss her abs?

>> No.18706028

Fast enough for monster to look behind her, se me there and go "F-fast!"
Strong enough that I can name my attacks and actually do some serous damage with them

>> No.18706046

>Can I kiss her abs?
Yes but she'll mistake it as you kissing over her womb and make you take responsibility.

>> No.18706052

They lack any protection.

>> No.18706077

Tits up front to distract the enemy.
Ass in full view to inspire the troops.

Pretty radical idea, but what about those who aren't quite as great to look at?

>> No.18706082

Too skimpy

>> No.18706093

I'd do some cheesy poses along with going fast like the other anon said and strong enough to punch a dragon so hard she thinks "What the fuck". Surely they will lower their guard upon seeing me act like a fool but it would be a trick, I was only pretending to be retarded.

>> No.18706094

>Letting a woman stay 3DPD

>> No.18706104

Some Lilims need a hug from mom

>> No.18706105

I'm sure she's 2D tier. Sweet, happy, loyal and strong enough to protect herself and her family.

>> No.18706107

There is nothing wrong with her staying human
The scenario was about the son and had nothing to do with her.
You give people into corruption a bad name.

>> No.18706113

20 years in the camp with a chance for an early release if you impregnate a 100 soldiers.

That's the spirit.
>what about those who aren't quite as great to look at?
Modest assets are usually kept well hidden, such an uniform will fully reveal them bringing their lewdness to the maximum and arousing a burning passion among both allies and enemies.

>> No.18706115

Especially when they learn of how deviant art sees them

>> No.18706119

>Mooooom, these humans keep doing weird things to me in pictures!

>> No.18706121

>20 years in the camp with a chance for an early release if you impregnate a 100 soldiers.

But I love my mamono officers! I just want them to use proper(and sexy) uniforms.

>> No.18706123

I bed the DL has smiles and hugs for all her children

>> No.18706128

What do you imagine the DL to be like

>> No.18706139

PLUS ULTRA CC that spends her time fucking, cooking fruit pies and researching the cant give birth to males problem

>> No.18706150

Does that mean her husband is fucking, making model boats and researching the problem?

>> No.18706158

I'm just concerned for her health.

>> No.18706160

Very motherly and competent + this >>18706139

Also having fights with her. That ends in great sex of course.

>> No.18706163

>with a chance for an early release if you impregnate a 100 soldiers.
Now if we're going by normal MGE rules that's impossible, but if we're going by they just have regular fertility that could be knocked out pretty easily actually, even if you just go one a day if you get lucky you could be out in 100 days, lets say it takes 3 tries for each one that's still under a year.

>> No.18706216

>Proud succuknight weeping as her village is sacked by raiders, a hulking, scarred beast of a man that defeated her grinning as he hefts his axe.
>"And now, my pretty, I think its time for me to take my 'prize'.
>As he walks towards her, she apologizes to a man for never confessing to him.
>The barbarian stops.
>"I'm sorry, but could you repeat that?"
>She repeat's the mans name, the barbarian pausing, mumbling something to himself before sighing, hefting her over his shoulder, and walking back to the rest of the raiding band, shouting something in his strange language.
>Skip forward an hour and the succuknight is being married to the man she'd talked about in front of their friends and family (All soot stained and tired) while the barbarians are sitting behind them all, the massive horde clapping as their vows are exchanged.
>By the end of the day, the town is more confused than sad as a dozen of them are now married to sweethearts and the only thing that was taken was some gold, wine, and single women without any sweethearts.
>They even got little wedding gifts from the leader.

Being a barbarian raider who worships Eros would be rough.

>> No.18706227

That would work, but I think she should be the epitome of beauty and sex. Hourglass figure, very feminine features, perfect skin, hair, eyes, etc...

If you work that hard you'd be broken by the time you're done and breeding would be your only purpose in life.
Do not underestimate monster girl pussy.

>> No.18706232

All my dreams involving her has her acting like alice 16th although realisticallty that's probably not the case ,
I think my mind just makes that connection cause her daughter looks a lot like her.

>> No.18706263

>alice 16th
Why was practically everyone in MGQ such a horrible person?

>> No.18706317

Quite literally a world worth purging.

>> No.18706353

It's a game made by a bundle of notorious masochists and vorefags.

>> No.18706359

>breeding would be your only purpose in life

What monster girl should he be paired with then?

>> No.18706390
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He should be paired with a mouse!

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>> No.18706410

>Arch-Jubjub intensifies

>> No.18706442

I want chubby maus maids and one buff jinko maid

>> No.18706443

How is she horrible

>> No.18706493

I want a super horny maus neighbor that gets off on anything I do and masturbates thinking about me pounding her senseless.

>> No.18706502

>Anon's eating a ham sandwich? DAMN that's hot!
>T-taxes? O-oh I don't think I can hold back.

>> No.18706560
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Who is the artist behind this lovely, squishy hopper?

>> No.18706708

>lives on neetbux
>constantly sneaking over to anon's backyard to take pictures of him while he's doing everyday things
>once locked herself up in his trunk and masturbated for almost the entire day before she realized she was running out of air
>had to explain to a worried paramedic why she was locked away in the trunk of her neighbor's car
>once drugged anon for the sole purpose of geting a mold of his dick to make a custom dildo for her personal use
>licks the inside of the mold every now and then because she can still taste his sweat on it

>> No.18706731

I want to write "buttslut" on the loli's talisman

>> No.18706742

That's a Yan in the making right there.

Fat bottomed buttslut, you gotta get it right.

>> No.18706745
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Sure, but they'll have no end of grateful villagers willing to spare food the next time the crop fails. Especially since the newlyweds keep generating surplus every harvest.

>> No.18706754

Is that some new Eros knight art I see?

>> No.18706763

>People start paying tribute to not get raided and as 'thanks' for the fact that they really only took some gold and food, along with giving some families grand children.
>Warlord is confused but pleased, even though this means he has to go raid elsewhere to find strong warrior wives.
>Still runs into awkward moments where he's on the cusp of getting a prize only to learn she's got a boyfriend/sweetheart/husband.

Someday that man will find his wives.
Some day.

>Eros and Ares are arguing over if his constant raids and combat count as that latter's worship or if his unwillingness to break up true love and surprise matchmaking counts as the former's.

>> No.18706784
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It's been around for a bit.

>Eros and Ares realize that his raids counts as worship of both of them
>Warlord wakes up the next morning in bed with a Houri and a Valkyrie
>Years later, legends tell of the Viking Matchmaker, who weds shy young men and women by the strength of his arm and steel
Good end, as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.18706815

>Gets back and sulks.
>So close to getting a dragon wife but it turns out she'd kidnapped a prince and was romancing him.
>Did get some gold though
>Opens the door to his hut, drops the sack of gold on the floor and finds himself look at a tall, sharp eye valkryie with bright, shining steel weapons and armor, golden hair that ends in flaming red, and aforementioned eyes that are a cold shade of blue.
>What exposed parts she has display muscles without any scars.
>Next to her is a short little houri with long pink hair, brown skin, and shortstack proportions.
>Both greet him with a "Husband, your worship has been rewarded!" at the same time, both pausing afterwards to give each other a look of minor annoyance.
>Anything else that could happen is put to an end as he sets his great, demon silver axe to the side hoists both of them up, and shows that his endurance doesn't just end at battle, the pair laying exhausted on each side of him after hours of love making.

Two divine endurance blessings would be broken.

>> No.18706818
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>Yan in the making
More like she's already yandere.

>> No.18706820

>That's a Yan in the making right there.
Considering a common step of mouse romancing tactics is home invasion, it's safe to assume she's already there, or at least in an extreme state of erotomania.

She's probably going to start sleeping in his garage, tongue-cleaning his dirty dishes, making trinkets out of discarded cans and bottles, etc, all while fantasizing about how good it will feel when Anon finally decides to take her. or the other way around

She's probably also not above removing the SIM card from anon's phone and jamming every door and window leading outside the house with super glue, so that she can have him all to herself for at least a week.

>> No.18706824

Before this happens, she probably greets him when they pass outside with a wave and one of those creepy little giggles.

>> No.18706830

>"Hey, Anon, do you have any plans this weekend?"

>> No.18706838

I can only imagine her having sex hair, crazy eyes, and a too big sweater that shows off a healthy amount of mouse mammaries

>> No.18706843

It just means he has more stamina to raid villages and marry young couples. Hell, I'll bet that his tributaries withhold the Danegeld when they want to stop that young couple from being so dense about each other. Like that one hunter and his Werewolf childhood friend that always go off hunting in the woods but haven't made a move on each other, even though they don't hang out with anyone else!

>> No.18706866

>Warlord anon shows up for a raid with his men after some tribute is withheld to 'remind them' that he's still a raider.
>Instead of an armed militia he finds a bunch of people waving at him and his men, some women even handing over freshly baked bread and cookies as he and his men look about confused.
>Finally realizes what's happening when he sees that hunter boldly charging him, the only one not told what the plan was.
>Sighs as he beats the man, drags the wolf out of the woods, and marries them before the long ride home, the missing tribute in his boat and a few of his most trusted men munching cookies while he wonders if he should start raiding elsewhere seeing as the local folks are either, A: Taken, or B: his tributes.
>Comes home to his Valk standing guard and the houri in a naked apron

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>> No.18706880

>Always wears a miniskirt, hoping that Anon will get a peek under it and see her homemade dildo slipping out ever so slightly, creating a circular bulge in her panties

>> No.18706887

But that outfit is cloth.

>> No.18706894

Probably, she's a lewd mouse after all.

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>> No.18706923

The good thing about yan mice is that they are crazy weak. You can easily force one down and slap her shit in any way you want if she starts acting a bit crazy.

Breaking yanderes would be too much fun.

>> No.18706929

That's why they cheat with drugs.

>> No.18706964

How frustrating would it be to attack weak points only to find them covered by magical armor class?
Or worse, trying to steal the benefit for yourself and find it only comes in banana hammock form.

>> No.18706968
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You gonna get proselytized.

>> No.18706971

>"Just you wait daddy! I'm going to become the most feared nercomancer in the world so we never have to worry about anything else again!"
Better hope she doesn't remember that promise.

>> No.18706978

And all you have to do is be a bit smart and you can easily avoid such things. Mice might be sneaky but the more one loves you the easier it is to notice her.

>> No.18707002

Slightly better but still small

>> No.18707030

>vagina anomes

>> No.18707039

Largest it gets I'm afraid, the artist seems to upload in quite a small res. There's a version with nipples on their twitter though.

>> No.18707041

Monster girls taking in orphaned babies and raising them into overpowered fighters/magic users is the best.

>> No.18707048

How do monsters deal with an atheist whose disbelief is so strong that magic seems to stop working in his presence?

>> No.18707076

How do you convince someone to give mge a chance?

>> No.18707080

The most world-weary and grudging Warrior-Priest of Eros and Ares. Soon, at the incitement of a Demonic Knight burning his supplies, he'll undertake a Legendary Raid to Zipangu, only to return with foreign coin, longboats full of rice, crockery and wood, and several hundred copies of marriage certificates he needs to register with the Pope of Eros.

Even in old age, his skills won't have rusted a bit. Young Lizardfolk and Salamanders challenge his disciples and keep stealing good men away from his warband.

>> No.18707088

If you know their tastes, find a monster girl that matches and tempt them with it. If that doesn't work nothing will.

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>> No.18707099

The sheer aura of hat tipping will keep them away, don’t worry.

>> No.18707112

>they don't like the "Causing others misfortune is fun"

Oh well I'll be alone forever it seems.

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>perfectly fine
Though I will give the creator props for not going the lazy "mermaid with human thighs" route.

>> No.18707136

You still get a chance. You just can’t have both.

>> No.18707154
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Superior shark.

>> No.18707164

Who is this?

>> No.18707176

More like keep trying!
The only thing more frightening than old man anon is his Daughterus and houri wife with her spoon

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I bet all the more beast like MGs praise their own version of gods.

>> No.18707187
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Onis in qipaos!

>> No.18707195

>tall, overly muscular, mountain of a man warchief who gets put in his place by his shortstack Houri wife with her mommas wooden spoon
How does the Valkyrie keep him on the straight and narrow?
Or does she suffer the wrath of the wooden spoon too?

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>> No.18707200

Your new senpai.

>> No.18707201

So I need to drop this to even have a chance?

>> No.18707202

She fears the spoon and is weak to his hands

>> No.18707210
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What did you say to piss her off?

>> No.18707216

Rip that guy

>> No.18707228

I like girls with arms

>> No.18707235

>scarred raid boss warchief and muscled Valkyrie guard is no match for shortstack Houri and her wooden spoon
I smell a sitcom!

>> No.18707242

”Listen here you Elf-eared slut; no ones turning my sister into a monster but me!

>> No.18707247

Why would they be frightening? They're just fight angels and brown waifus. None of them can wield the Spoon.

>> No.18707250

She looks cute in it

>> No.18707272

I dunno, some of those chocolate ones and one valkryie are getting real close to getting a handle of it.

>> No.18707281

>Valkyrie masters the art of the combat Spoon
>becomes the Undefeated of the North
>little does she know, a brave young man with a fork has come to put down her reign of terror

>> No.18707322

I want to buttrape a loli Kiki with her broom handle!

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>> No.18707329
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Fluffy succubi!

>> No.18707332

Zapdos looks cooler than you.

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Can you truly bring yourself to lewd this sweet innocent thing?

>> No.18707345

That's why I wanna do it!

>> No.18707347

Absolutely I can.

>> No.18707353

That succubus looks really nice. I'd like to have sex with her.

>> No.18707356

Give her the D.

>> No.18707363

I would anon, I'd fill her up with my D and she'd be making a lewder face than the one she has on that picture.

>> No.18707377

I want to put a loli Hellhound in the cone of shame and then cum in the conse so much that she has to struggle not to drown in it!

>> No.18707389

Im shooting blanks

>> No.18707395

The Maid Council will punish you.

>> No.18707396

She looks sick. She needs lots of injections to get better.

>> No.18707398

They'll never catch me.

>> No.18707402

They have eyes everywhere.

>> No.18707412

Okay, but this is the fourth glass of Sunny D I’ve given her today.

>> No.18707425

That's only true for Shoggoths, and we all know eldritch abominations do not cooperate with kikis.

>> No.18707432

They do when it comes to catching maid abusers.

>> No.18707446

It's not abuse if she has an orgasm.

>> No.18707448

Shoggoths love every form of physical contact with their master be it abuse or otherwise.

>> No.18707457
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Snek tits.

>> No.18707482

>ribbon on tail

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>> No.18707510

Snakes with breasts like this deserve dozens a daughter to breastfeed.

The ribbon is definitely cute but other than that she looks like a high class escort.
Can you call a literal whore cute?

>> No.18707526

Gonna give her all the sweets.
All of them

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>> No.18707553

A quad amputee ghost...
Anon, why?

>> No.18707563

Quad-amps are cute.

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Ask the artist.

>> No.18707590

They do satisfy a certain need I have, that's for sure. I certainly wouldn't want an actual quad-amp, but the occasional play with dimensional portal rings would be really neat.

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>Do you like?

>> No.18707624

Strangely adorable.

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>> No.18707635
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Gargoyle knights!

>> No.18707636

Give me my umu.
Wanna make her an umoo

>> No.18707639

Stupid jackal.

>> No.18707644

Makai Knight versions of other species when.

>> No.18707646
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>Kraken-chan, what you doing with that tentacle?

>> No.18707650

"Snake hugs are better."

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Pick a snek.

>> No.18707655
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>Onii-chan I'm bored

>> No.18707669

Makai knight Kikimora

>> No.18707673

Basilisk. Would bully the medusa and that apop looks adorable while she's sleeping, at least though. What is far left even supposed to be though? A vanilla lamia?

Also, I wish we had more info on what your typical apop is like after they get the regicide dicked out of them. It'd be nice to have an idea.

>> No.18707677

How would an extremist Kikimora even work?

>> No.18707678
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>> No.18707681

Is that a fox?

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>> No.18707691

>Extremist Kikimora
Her type of cleansing would be ethnic

>> No.18707696

Thanks, anon.

Fox... why did it have to be a fox? I hate foxes. Well, except some red ones.

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>> No.18707720 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.18707727

Every fox chick I have known has been pure evil... and with pathetic sized breasts and bad short hair... hmm. Maybe that was the problem. I need to meditate on the issue.

>> No.18707728

Inari are very nice women.

>> No.18707729

Military service would be great for a masterless Kikimora.

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Reminder to feed your alps daily so that they'll grow into real women.

>> No.18707744

Imgur of all the knight variants when?

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>> No.18707753

>leaves lewd grafiti on all establishments run by human women
>maintains the monstergirl embassy so well it becomes the cleanest building in the city
>Forcibly "cleans" men married to human women, as she believes human women soil the purity of human men

>> No.18707757

>That shadow
No matter how kind a fox acts and looks they will always be cunning vixens.

Look in the archives a full scan of the book was posted not too long ago

>> No.18707758

And suddenly, I'm trying to picture the female vocal equivalent to Keith David.

>> No.18707762
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Who else here reads H-Space?

>> No.18707763

So she dumps demonic energy bombs into the ventilation to mass-corrupt married women?

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>> No.18707774

>1 tail
I'm not into lolis.

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>Anon, your shipment has arrived

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>> No.18707801

That sounds more like a gremlin thing. You gotta make it cleaning related, like a demonic energy bubble bath/bath bomb

>> No.18707804
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My horse is amazing.
It launches airplanes.

>> No.18707809

Now where's her sister?

>> No.18707820

Just imagine coming home to the sound of your wife having a violent orgasm in the bathroom and then she comes out of there dripping wet and with horns.
She'd drag you to the bedroom and then rape you until she's pregnant with the baby she's been telling you she wants.

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Oh baby.

>> No.18707838

Perfect, the things I'd do to be stuck between those legs.

>> No.18707840

I requested that.

>> No.18707844

That's not even getting into the fact that when you wake up from the ravaging you'll get to see her cuddled up to you in her sleep looking happier than she has in years.

>> No.18707846

Thanks wock. Good luck on all your deliveries.

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>> No.18707848

We're gonna have to get her clothes tailored again, can't have her dressing like that. The human girl will never not be cuter in this one.

>> No.18707854

She should gain glasses instead of becoming slutty.

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>> No.18707870

Still my favorite example of corruption.
Lesser succubi are cuter than regular ones.

>> No.18707871

So I get smothered if I say it was the right place? Wait hold on, don't tell me the delivery was her.

I'm a married man, I can't have a wock!

>> No.18707876

I wonder who (Makai Terrorist) could be behind this post

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>> No.18707933

Image spammer-kin, do you ever actually discuss things here or do you just post images everyone has seen before and occasionally quote someone or give a generic 2 word reply? It's reminding me of /d/ monster girl threads.

>> No.18707934

Anon no! My already lewd dragon would go crazy if there was another dragon in her territory touching her treasure, I'd have to spend weeks having non stop extremely lewd sex with them. Their jealousy wouldn't stop and I'd need to stay loyal to mine!

>> No.18707943

>Cute girl next door type of girl turns into a megathot that doesn't even bother to clean herself off
I'd give the Demon Lord a piece of my mind if she was real.

>> No.18707945

Lies, those are boatsluts

>> No.18707946

My car?

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They're boat foxes!

>> No.18707958

That's implying that she's not only messy because she just gave you a mindblowing paizuri.
Just imagine getting in the shower with her to help clean her off and then seeing her in a cute dress as you go out to the town for a date.

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Big fat cuddle cat.

>> No.18707972

That cat is neither big nor fat though

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>> No.18707975

Just imagine hearing her cheer you on as you thrust into her and her squeal of delight as you cum inside.

>> No.18707978

It's Nav.

>> No.18707982

I feel bad for the anons that like monogamy and end up attracting lusty and lewd girls.

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>> No.18707991

Why doesn't the Chief God just deactivate hypergamy in human women in MGE? Yes, I know, mamono mana, supernatural sex and all that stuff. But I seriously believe the reason why monster girls stomp so hard over human women when men are forced to make a choice is simply because monster girls give a better deal. I do think that human women would wouldnt get stomped so hard by MGs if they offered a better deal.

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Old and busted boats.

>> No.18707996

Her face and body language lead me to believe otherwise.

>> No.18707997

You might be able to get her mostly back to normal; she's a lesser succ so it's kind of like her mental age regressed. Be a good husband that raises her into a proper succ and she'll wear mostly normal clothes and swallow all of your semen without spilling like a good girl.

>> No.18708000

I know it's Nav.

>> No.18708002

The hell is that?

>> No.18708004

more like a sidegrade

>> No.18708013

It's where you marry someone richer. Dunno what that has to do with monsters, tho'

>> No.18708015

Holy shit use google you fucking idiot.

>> No.18708020
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Using my powers of 200% crystal clear clairvoyance, I can tell that a poster in this thread is wearing a blue shirt, lives in the midwest United States, and enjoys playing mech-themed video games!

Now that my undeniable link to humanity and it's fate has been established, I bring a warning!

The portal will open soon!

>> No.18708023

>Dunno what that has to do with monsters, tho'
Monsters don't care about silly things like social status.

>> No.18708028

What are wights then?

>> No.18708033

>She looks seductive during sex
I don't see your point anon. That's all monstergirls.

>> No.18708034

Bad things happening is part of the chief god's plan. Wiping out most the human population wasn't out of the question so why would encouraging ntr be? It's fear of bad things that causes mge humans to worship in the first place.

>> No.18708036

In a very brief explanation, is basically the instinct that push women to mate with the alpha and thus be selective of their mate, if their mate stop being up to the standards or they find someone better he will get dropped.

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>> No.18708042

You would have more of a case with vampires and even then, only at the beginning.

>> No.18708053

>why would encouraging ntr be
Because it is one of the reasons she is losing badly.

>> No.18708056

Wights don't care about social status either when it comes to friends or husbands. It says so right in the profile that they're not above hanging out with lower class undead and having a good time.

Social status still exists but it doesn't dictate as many things as it does for humans.

>> No.18708065

Sounds like something an idiot came up with.

>> No.18708069

You can always raise a normal zombi into a Wight though. And yes, some monsertgirls do have some hypergamy-like taste like Youkos, Lizard Girls, etc. But in the end they can always be overriden by a love confession and willingness to make the appropiate changes.

>> No.18708076

Actually it is a biological reality:

>> No.18708078

That doesn't look like it was during sex.

>> No.18708079

I refuse to retract my statement.

>> No.18708083

Yeah, she probably just spilled some yogurt.

>> No.18708092

She's not really losing in the current day setting though, if anything it's more of a stalemate. The chief god losing is a future thing.
And it's not really why she's losing, she's losing because monster girls are more honest, eager to have sex on a regular basis and take what they want without beating around the bush with the whole dating thing.
Bad things like ntr, murder, illness and natural disasters are all in the favour of an old testament style god who needs people to believe that worshipping her is the way to prevent those things.

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>is shown concrete evidence
>"I refuse to retract my statement!"

>> No.18708099

Yeah. What's the problem?

>> No.18708109

The afterglow is still part of sex anon.

>> No.18708116

Anon, a 1-tail can be up to 100 years old.

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>> No.18708125

Probably not. But than the other reasons she looks like that.

>> No.18708127

She'd most likely fight for the Order anon.

>> No.18708133

It's the world we live in, idiots refusing to acknowledge provable facts for the simple reason that they don't like them.

>> No.18708145

Someone's upset because no-one will sleep with him.
It's because you're a terrible lover anon.

>> No.18708154

What MGs would be flat-earthers? Wurms?

>> No.18708155

Hypergamy implies that women strictly follow instinct, but if that were true, women wouldn't be the ticking timebomb of emotions they are. They'd be more like robots.

With that said, MGE treats Gods and societies that dont mingle well with monsters the same way /pol/ treats any city with an African American population over 25%. It's clearly a pro-monster extremist propaganda pamphlet. There is no doubt in my mind that the Chief Gods ARE actually helping humanity, otherwise monsters would've already taken over long before someone could travel around the world and document all of these different species.

Seriously, you can't read a single entry without hearing about how every single monstergirl has a meiki that could rival even the holiest of virgins.

>> No.18708164 [DELETED] 

you guys are retards.

>> No.18708173

I wouldn't call killing almost everyone each time humanity makes too much progress helping them.

>> No.18708174

Yetis wearing Nav's Yuki Onna's clothes

>> No.18708181

Nureonagos cosplaying yetis wearing Nav's Yuki-Onna's clothes

>> No.18708182

I just like salmanders
Is it okay to like salamaders?

>> No.18708186

The box

>> No.18708190

Order shills get the fuck out and tell your genocide goddess her dusty pussy can stay out too.

>> No.18708191

Why shouldn't it be?

>> No.18708194

>otherwise monsters would've already taken over long before someone could travel around the world and document all of these different species.
You seem to have forgotten the part where only the sliver of monsters in the Radical Faction are the ones interested in active expansion.
The rest of them are pretty laid back about the whole thing.

>> No.18708204

I’m pretty sure it’s progressed beyond “dusty” and is now well into “fossilized” status.

>> No.18708208

>Hypergamy implies that women strictly follow instinct
As far as I know, instinct isn't as overriding as you'd seem to imply.

>> No.18708214

But is Wakysaggy a sea bishop?

>> No.18708215

Oh man, you know what I really like? Monster girls.
I wish I had a monster girl wife.

>> No.18708219

>she's losing because monster girls are more honest, eager to have sex on a regular basis and take what they want without beating around the bush with the whole dating thing.
So basically monster girls are not hypergamous, which was exactly my point.

>> No.18708220

>You will never be the incubus that claims that pussy

>> No.18708222

How do slime hugs compare to winter huggers?

>> No.18708225

Defeat the Chief Goddess and turn her into a public use onahole!

>> No.18708227
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In business attire?

>> No.18708235

If its not Flagmader or trap/fagmander, then it's fine.

>> No.18708241

I imagine most slimes can't control the temperature of their body, so if you want warm hugs, they may have to drink hot water first

>> No.18708246

She already got MAMANO’D out of The Hero’s D, there’s no need to make it even worse for her.

>> No.18708249

Impossible, considering that Incubi are all married men.

You fuck off.

>> No.18708256

I just want an eel to feel.

>> No.18708258

Lava Golem hugs though. Holy shit that would be amazing.

>> No.18708259

Good point

>> No.18708261

I simultaneously love and hate this bitch

>> No.18708263

Not really, they're different things entirely.

>> No.18708264

>If its not Flagmader or trap/fagmander
I thought flagmander was okay?

>> No.18708267

Not necessarily. It’s possible for a man residing somewhere like a Green Demon Realm to slowly incubize without even realizing it.
But even then, incubi don’t rape.

>> No.18708272

>Incubi are all married men
There's a handful of ways one cold become incubs without being married

>> No.18708279

>incubi don’t rape.

>> No.18708287

So sayeth KC.

>> No.18708293

I want to heal the CG with my barbed incubus dick. Is that really too much to ask? She'd forget all about being a villain during and after being reamed right in her divine goddesspussy.

>> No.18708304

>incubi are all married men.
This is completely wrong.

>> No.18708306 [SPOILER] 
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There's a name for ignoring hard facts because you don't like them. It's called religion

>> No.18708310

If this isn't bait I don't know what it is

>> No.18708312

Never been in grad school I take it?

>> No.18708316
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Flagmander is fine, I like her
though I think it needs some improvement, like holding a cricket bat in the other hand. and being drawn by Nav or someone with actual talent.

>> No.18708320

>But even then, incubi don’t rape.
This is the dumbest thing KC has ever said.
>monster girls can rape
>human men can rape
>human women can rape
>incubi? oh no, 100% no rape
It feels like a dumb, ham fisted way of appeasing people super paranoid about ntr even though there's already a hundred counter measures against it in the setting already.

>> No.18708333

You mean like how Incubi are monster boys.

>> No.18708341

Why a cricket bat?

>> No.18708343
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>implying an incubus could stay single for longer than a femtosecond.

>> No.18708347
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I want to date a scary Hinezumi Mist Triad Enforcer.

>> No.18708354

>Human men can rape
Isn't it more "monsters goading men into violently doing what the monsters wanted them to do in the first place"? If anything that's KC not wanting to deal with the shit that comes with men doing actual raping rather than monsters which the setting revolves around, incubi or not.

>> No.18708356

In thigh high soxes!

>> No.18708357

I want to be an incubus and get captured and used as a meat dildo by a paladin girl.

>> No.18708359

Becoming an incubi gives you monster values, which includes:
>preferring monster pussy above human pussy
>not going after taken girls

>> No.18708365

I want to dump water on a loli Hinezumi and then carry her off to my rape dungeon!

>> No.18708368

She’s not going to be a paladin for much longer.

>> No.18708370

Except monster girls go after taken men all the time.

>> No.18708372
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Thigh high socks pushed to their breaking point!

>> No.18708376

I want a High Orc to call me a nerd!

>> No.18708377

Citation on that, as far as I know they just monsterize the Mrs.

>> No.18708380

See that symbol on the shirt? that's the logo for the St.kitts and nevis PATRIOTS. The official cricket team for the country that the flag belongs to.
Quite a few countries like cricket, Including England, so yeah.

>> No.18708387

There's nothing better than her slowly turning dere, stopping slapping me around during her masturbation sessions and starting to hug and kiss me.

>> No.18708393

If you're not careful, she'll kabedon you against a the lockers, while her P'orc delinquent followers make a ring around you.

>> No.18708396

Getting bullied by Orc gyarus!

>> No.18708400

You'd think with Beast yammering on about Being british and having flagmander that he would of done a story about monstergirls facing off in the Ashes

>> No.18708401

This is how a paladin truly falls. Bet she'd end up a vanilla succubus, too.

>> No.18708410

It’s definitely a change for the better, but I hope you’ve been working on an escape plan of some sort.
You’re both not going to be able to stick around once the succubus wings bust out of her back.

>> No.18708414

What would you do if she kissed you on the forehead and then slipped a card with her number into your pocket while groping your ass?

>> No.18708419

Nobody wants to read about cricket.
Shit, just try explaining the rules to someone.

>> No.18708420

It kind of is but some races don't do it consciously so it's closer to rape than it is with others.
Human men in the setting can also rape human women or even other men if they're faggots, he just seems really jumpy about the whole incubs on human woman thing.

>> No.18708430

Like a business card? Why does she have a card?

>> No.18708433

Become known as the P'orc's bitch at school.

>> No.18708435
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>> No.18708442

>succubus wings bust out of her back
>they immediately start to awkwardly winghug you
The best.

My escape plan is for her to princess carry me away with her new wings.

>> No.18708444

You hit the ball at the thing and run... right?

>> No.18708455

I'm surprised how quickly she gained popularity.

>> No.18708456
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And you can do the terminator 2 thing everytime she engulfs you.

>> No.18708461

I want the heavy-armored Magma Golem.

>> No.18708463

She combines gyaru and STRONG without being overtly muscle.
And isn’t a filthy elf.

>> No.18708470

I bet she's ultra sensitive to being touched under her armor!

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Be wary in dungeons

>> No.18708473

I think those are all the same girl. Remember that they can change their consistency and how much of them has cooled to their liking. They’re very adaptable monsters.

>> No.18708481

I don't speak vodka.

>> No.18708482

Would a mindflayer abuse her powers to erase embarrassing memories of her or dad jokes you've learned

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>> No.18708488
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>Thinks it can't be that bad

>> No.18708501

No, like an index card that she wrote her number on. And to get you to call her, stupid.

Hope you're ready to get your dick sucked in the gym supply shack by a High Orc Gyaru and her Orc followers.

>> No.18708518

Who the fuck makes a sport where the max time limit is 5 FUCKING DAYS

>> No.18708530

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

-George Bernard Shaw.

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>> No.18708562

T20 cricket exists as an official rule set
its the same thing but limitations make games 3 hours-ish long

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I heard you guys like Angels so I...

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>> No.18708592

Did you make this?

>> No.18708608

So what I gathered, cricket is a long ass game
I guess a cricket bad can double as a paddle

>> No.18708634

A standard Cricket bat is just as damaging as a baseball bat.
you will break her ass as oppose to a sexual sting

>> No.18708646

Needs more wings

>> No.18708647

On a human, yeah. But what if the girl is extra durable, like a jinko, ogre, or oni? If MGLondon had cricket with supplementary rules where girls would get spanked as a penalty I'd watch that.

>> No.18708649

Is Wonderland Cricket exciting at least?

>> No.18708655

Don't forget, monstergirls are sturdy! You might need something of that caliber for the stronger girls, anyway.
>Everyone's face when you pull out a cricket bat to spank your dragon daughteru
>The waifu shrugs
>"Eh, he's being gentle."

>> No.18708658

It involves insects.

>> No.18708659

The dark elf is pretty nice, too.

>> No.18708669

I've now got a theory on flagmander
may be her husband beat her with a cricket bat and was THAT skilled with it.

>> No.18708670

Lots of scorin' and ball whackin' too.

>> No.18708688

Why in the hell would you be able to fight with a cricket bat?
When would you need to lean?

>> No.18708689

Ballbusting is no.

>> No.18708699

Yes, in Wonderland Cricket the only thing louder than the cheering of the crowd is the moaning of the players.

>> No.18708716

>Every sport can be improved with monster girls
apart from formula 1
2. I'm a big guy anon, give me a cricket bat tied to a broom handle and I can just act like a poorly trained shugoki from for honor

>> No.18708724

Dragons trying their best are cute.

>> No.18708727

How would a wild Jinko react if I cling myself to her strong muscled arm?

>> No.18708746

What a cutie

>> No.18708770
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>all this cricket talk
As a fellow englishman, this ones for you, Beast

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>> No.18708785

>begone, weakling

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>> No.18708824

Make me.

>> No.18708890

>Kitsune adopts an orphaned baby
>Teaches him all of her magic as he grows up
>With no human frame of reference, she accidentally trains him well beyond hero level
>He goes off to college thinking he's totally normal only to realize that his magical ability completely dwarfs his peers
>It doesn't sink in and he just thinks they're all abnormally ill suited for magic

>> No.18708899

Honest think you anon

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>> No.18708908

>Thank you*
God dammit

>> No.18708924

>So good that he outperforms the best human magic user in school
>She's a competitive bitch
>Keeps challenging him, puts up a tougher fight each time, loses everytime
>goes to the local inari for help
>Inari promises to help
>Just then the boy walks in wearing only a towel, yelling at his mom about underwear
>he sees her
>She sees him
>Inari mom sees everything, a smile growing on her face

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you better start to draw now or else

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>> No.18709043

but I wanted roast beef

>> No.18709055

But I don't know how!

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>> No.18709106

Everyone knows how to draw, Anon, you just have to try!

I know there must be a sidhe cosplay in Bob Ross somewhere, somebody post it.

>> No.18709109

So still married her at the end, totally worth it.

>> No.18709115

I fucking love dragons holy shit.

>> No.18709119

>takes more than 1 trip no matter what the project is
Most realistic story I’ve read in decades

>> No.18709127

Reminds me of pudgy Apophis boss where she gets Anon to help run hare-brained schemes to defeat the Pharaoh.

>> No.18709138

My Car?

>> No.18709161

How come there are so little dragonfags and so many dragonsluts?

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>> No.18709188

>beaten up
>then raped
My exact fetish. And I didn't even had to use catnip all I had to do was cling to her muscled arm.

>> No.18709193
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>Wake up~

>> No.18709195

Kiki with Pearl Jam when?

>> No.18709197

I'm going to save that Pharaoh!

>> No.18709200

I may be the former, what do you think is the difference?

>> No.18709201

Cute zap weasel.
Genki is best.

>> No.18709203

I'm going to do bigamy with the 'pharaoh' as the 'concubine'.

>> No.18709211

Wurms are superior Dragon waifus:
>No arrogance
>They are female lizards all the time
>Even if you are a completely unremarkable person or worse she will think you are the smartest person in the world
>Dom and sub on one
>Better protector than a Hellhound
>Superior dragon physiology make it very easy for her to develop abs and muscles that put Jinkos and Minotaurs to shame
>Princess carried, princess carried, lots of being princess carried around by her

>> No.18709218

You described zombie dragons though.

>> No.18709222

Zombie Dragons are likely smarter than Wurms.

>> No.18709226

>Zombie Wurm
Not sure what would happen to the poor girl.

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