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18843039 No.18843039 [Reply] [Original]

Where would you go on a date with your favorite Touhou?

>> No.18843172

>>18843039
Something boring and utterly forgettable since I'm a NEET with no meaningful romantic female interaction in his entire life. I'm sure afterwards I'd cry myself to sleep and continue loathing myself every time I looked in the mirror for blowing my 1 chance.

>> No.18843539

>>18843039
My room. Then someplace nice. Like my closet
Anyone know where to find cute Youkai girs to date? Incidents aren't my strong point. A lot of cute girls start incidents.
Maybe I should think about getting better at danmaku at my size..

>> No.18843598
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18843598

I'd go on a road-trip with Aya and we'd take photos all across America, speeding the whole way.

>> No.18843650

>>18843172
First post, best post.
I'd go with Youmu to some landmark place and then bore her to death.

>> No.18843734

I don't think there's a Touhou that would willingly spend time with me.

>> No.18843809
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18843809

>>18843172
>>18843650
>>18843734

>Jeez anon, you can't even drink with a little girl without puking

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18843812

>>18843039
Doing some extreme sport first and then going to a doll museum might work

>> No.18844036

>>18843539
do you mean you would have her tied up in your closet, or you'd just sit in your closet? the former would be really hot. good places to pick up youkai girls? that's kind of hard to answer, since that'd require being in gensokyo.

>> No.18844042

>>18843598
sounds really fun, anon.

>> No.18844050

>>18844036

I want to be tied up in some youkai's closet

>> No.18844111

>>18843809
I wonder if Suika does drunken pity sex.

>> No.18844302

I wonder if there's any touhou who does "compensated" dating.

As in, I give her money and she pretends to be my girlfriend of five years. Condom sex ending will be negotiated beforehand obviously.

I'd love to do this with clownpiece. Stroke my massive member in and out of her fragile fairy pussy in exchange for a day's wages.

>> No.18844339

>>18843039
Speed dating with every 2hu and finding one with my exact interests!

>> No.18844343

>>18843039
I'd go neet hunting.

>> No.18844366

>>18844339
shut up
>>18844343
shut up

>> No.18844441
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18844441

I would take Akyuu somewhere to eat and tell her a lot about the world, religion, history and culture in the West! That is, if she's interested of it. If not, then I would talk a lot with her about Gensokyo and her work as a writer. Then we would go to a festival or market place and look at lots of different goods sold there. Finally, we would take a peaceful walk near the canal in the moonlight, and say each other goodbye.

>> No.18844542
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18844542

Internet cafe.

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18845249

>>18844542
>ywn shitpos with your waifu on the same thread.

>> No.18845295
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18845295

Maybe scuba diving or wandering around somewhere new and interesting.

Can't help but feel some sense of dread though.

>> No.18845320

>>18844302
Probably Shion.
Maybe Sanae. For free. But she'd cheat.

>> No.18846096

>>18843039
>that 5-petal cherry-myon emblem look totally like the letter K
>youmu using a gun
i was waiting for someone pointing out the connection

>> No.18846207
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18846207

Mushroom-hunting for a daytime date. Stargazing for a nighttime date.

>> No.18846225

>>18844111

She's probably mellow enough to do so

>> No.18849475

>>18846207
>Stargazing
Ground level stargazing

>> No.18849769

>>18845295
>Can't help but feel some sense of dread though.
Why?

>> No.18849877

chernobyl, fukushima and probably an arcade afterwards, then something involving ice cream or nicely made sweets

>> No.18851018

they wouldn't date any of you gaylords

>> No.18851223

>>18851018
Hah.
Jokes on you, I like girls.

>> No.18851237
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18851237

Regular cafe because I'm not a dumb NEET loser lol

>> No.18855614

>>18846096
Sorre.
No connect

>> No.18855658

I wish someone would make a Touhou dating sim. A real one. Not a visual novel.

>> No.18855881
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18855881

>>18843039
Wherever, I'd just walk behind her and cheer her on as she wreaks havoc

>> No.18857709
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18857709

Go to a mask festival, buy more masks, rinse and repeat.

>> No.18859717
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18859717

Ya'll know that's not going to happen.

This kind of interaction will be punished by death.
All Youkai need to fulfill their jobs, and your existance will be just a distraction.

>> No.18859906

>>18849769
oku things

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18861913

>>18843809
You think you can outdrink a slav? Think again flattie.

>> No.18862476

>>18859717
Depends on the Youkai. Kitsunes are perfect wife/girlfriend material.

>> No.18862482

>>18843039
>Sakuya.
To the SDM. To beg Remilia to let me tap that.

>Mokou.
Just somewhere where i can make her feel loved and wanted.

>> No.18862594

I feel like Marisa would go for a date but quickly make distance after finding out what a loser he is

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