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>> No.18945523

Maids are olev.

>> No.18945528
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>>18945521
>no thread title
Look at this dude!

>> No.18945529

>tfw you forget the title and can't delete threads
fug.

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>> No.18945538

Trolls are cute!

>> No.18945547
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>>18945521
But I already have a date with your daughter!

>> No.18945549

>>18945547
Date both!

>> No.18945550
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Lick em

>> No.18945556

>>18945550
I'mma pour candle wax on her! Gonna sizzle that bacon with my Dark Elf!

>> No.18945560

>>18945556
How erotic!

>> No.18945564
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Reminder that there is only one valid way to deal with daughter dickers.

>> No.18945565

There is no time that is simultaneously so heartwarming and heartbreaking in a momster's life as when her beloved son finally finds himself a girlfriend.

>> No.18945566

>>18945547
>Manticore Sensei wants to fuck her student
>He's already dating her goth niece
Being a CC monstergirl must be suffering.

>> No.18945568
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>>18945521
Drunk lamia are the cutest!

>> No.18945571

>>18945564
I don’t see how cat ass fixes this

>> No.18945573

>>18945564
The sex appeal of a feline hitwoman is her greatest asset?

>> No.18945575
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Around an eel, the danger is real.

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Prepare your self for the fight of a lifetime

>> No.18945601

>>18945590
Anon, I’ll fight so hard that she, her two sisters, and her cousin will be in bed with me

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Would you comfort her?

>> No.18945607

>>18945590
I still want a 3 way team up of, salamander, lizard woman and sahugin

>> No.18945615

>>18945602
Yeah. We'll watch a good movie like Deep Blue Sea instead.

>> No.18945617
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>>18945602
Excessively.

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>>18945564
Anon please, I just wanna shag my wife and daughters in peace.

>> No.18945625

>>18945617
Does rubbing and patting a mershark turn her into a mere shark?

>> No.18945630

>>18945602
>sneak up behind her and gruffly say "smile you son of a-" then pop a paper bag

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>>18945625
Indeed, and hopefully it will turn her into my wife.

>> No.18945635 [DELETED] 

>>18945590
I'll fight her with just my fists!

>> No.18945638

>>18945625
https://youtu.be/Ab-wiZViCYY

>> No.18945644
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>>18945571

>> No.18945650

So I know the "ufufufu's" and "ohoho" but what other cackles do y'all like to hear from haughty/chuuni evil monster girls

>> No.18945659

>>18945638
Miss frizzle is a dark mage

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>>18945650

>> No.18945664 [SPOILER] 
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The new head of the convent looks awfully suspicious.

>> No.18945671

>>18945664
I know what you mean. A heart-shaped clasp holding her robe together? What convent allows that?

>> No.18945674

>>18945625
Hopefully not, goddamn threadcanons.

>> No.18945675 [DELETED] 

>>18945664
That's because she's a succubus, anon.

>> No.18945681

>>18945650
>chuuni childhood friend monstergirl forces you to help her come up with an original evil laugh so she can stand out from the crowd

>> No.18945682
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>>18945674
It's not threadcanon, it's real canon.

>> No.18945684

>>18945659
If she is then she's boring and cruel
What kind of monster teacher enchants a bus and doesn't lewd the kids?

>> No.18945689
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>>18945675
https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

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>> No.18945697

>>18945682
Will KC ever make another pure dom/rapey monstergirl at this point.

>> No.18945698 [DELETED] 

>>18945689
Dense anons don't deserve fun.

>> No.18945702

>>18945697
Hellhounds, ogres and amazons

>> No.18945710

>>18945702
>hellhounds

>> No.18945717

I want to take my daughter to a pet store that sells Latenight Cats.

>> No.18945720

>>18945689
Poor succubus, she just wants to be a pure kindhearted nun the whole town can rely on but she can't help herself with her lewdness.

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>>18945717
I want to win the lottery so I can pay LN to spend the rest of his life drawing an extensive universe of comfy.

>> No.18945736

>>18945710
Whats wrong?
The dominate the relationship, and are pretty rapey

>> No.18945743
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Monsters need to stay in shape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e03_Mk53OhQ

>> No.18945747

Isn't today KC's birthday? Or was it yesterday? Could have been a great day for a new girl.

>> No.18945749

>>18945702
>another

>> No.18945751
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>>18945550
I prefer abs on this girl

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>> No.18945756

>>18945736
But don't you get it?
With some people its all or nothing.
Hellhounds can't be dominate becuase humans have a SLIGHT CHANCE of domming them

>> No.18945761
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>Occasionally attempt to dominate your hellhound waifu in bed
>Every time you think you won she flips you over and takes command until you pass out
>This time, victory is yours
>Put all your effort in to pounding her doggy style
>As attempts to take lead you push her head back in to he bed and go even harder than you ever have
>She's howling and awooing with utter lust at this point
>Keep going, you can do this
>Go longer than you have ever before
>Finally reach your peak
>As she turns to mount you she sees you've actually made yourself pass out this time
>She smiles and gently cuddles you as she strokes your hair
>Falls asleep watching you rest and listening to your heart beat
>You wake up to her uncharacteristically making breakfast
>She skips over to you and jumps on top of you covering you in kisses
>Deviously smiles and tells you that tonight you will pay for last nights insolence
>Whispers in your ear that she dares you to try that stunt again sometime

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>>18945731
Pawpads are fun to squish

>> No.18945769

>>18945754
How cheesy can you get.

>> No.18945770

>>18945663
I want to bully a chuuni Anubis

>> No.18945777

>>18945756
Well that's what he's asking for, a pure one, not a switch. I'd rather not get into this again anyway.

>> No.18945786

>>18945756
>With some people its all or nothing.
That's always been the case
it does make me laugh at the though of a guy abandoning his hellhound waifu at the sight of a different hellhound gong sub

Also consider that for some people (Not all, a very minor amount that's probably gone at ths point) Are so hardwired into femdom that neutral/maledom is seen as HFY

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>>18945769
fug

>> No.18945813

>>18945807
Next she'll say she's really good with the pole.

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>>18945813
She'd better be

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Good birthday today
Got a lot of good Miia picture gifts from friends

>> No.18945912

>>18945889
>my last birthday was acknowledged by nobody so I just ate ice cream alone
Not gonna lie I feel like a grown-up now.

>> No.18945914

>>18945912
I'm sorry anon

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>>18945889
shiny

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>>18945914
Don't be, this is fine. Everything is fine.

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IT IS AFTER CLASS

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>>18945918
I think somebody needs to spend a nice comfy night with a Yeti

>> No.18945934

>>18945912
I realized I was an adult when I was excited to get socks for christmas. Sorry titanias, I'm too far gone.

>> No.18945936

>>18945919
God fucking dammit, I lost. Take your (You) and delet this.

>> No.18945949

>>18945751
I prefer my penis inside that girl

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>>18945934
If you're excited for socks you're a [boring] adult.

>> No.18945969

>>18945934
>"Anon! Anon! A little fairy told me you like socks, so I had all the fae girls collaborate and make you a pair for every day of the week based on their home! There's the pool ocean, the sandbox desert, dark demon realms, Little Zipangu, Mist Town, mini Wintersburg, and our Lego city! I even personally sewed this scarf with all the locations on it, representing our fairy kingdom!"

>> No.18945970

>>18945960
That's accurate.

>> No.18945984
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>>18945969
The Fae Folk are too nice. Way too nice.

>> No.18946000

>>18945761
Stop. It hurts.

>> No.18946005

>>18945984
This post reminds me of how much I want a mge 'hag' coven to fall for me and use every dirty spell, hex, and bargaining chip available to kidnap me and hide me away in some dark underlie corner of the fairy realm.

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Seduction>Corruption/Rape

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>>18946005
Hag coven? Like Dark Mages?

>> No.18946021

>>18946012
Naw, dark mages are for people who don't actually want momstergirls. Id want them to look a little more monstrous, but I'm not sure how to imagine them looking inhuman without making them ugly like their base species.

>> No.18946022

>>18946021
>momstergirls
Well that's some Freudian-slip looking typo.

>> No.18946026

>>18946021
Charlotte Brulee from One Piece is exactly what I think a Swamp Hag would look like.
Best imouto!

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>>18945735
You think LN is nothing but cute, sweet girls and squishy marshmallow cats, but just beneath the surface his world is just as lewd as any other.

>> No.18946036

>>18946028
Lewdness is a wonderful thing and makes life worth living.

>> No.18946050

>>18946011
Unintentional seduction>Seduction>Corruption/Rape

>> No.18946051

>>18946028
>YES, FIT TO FUK

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>>18946028
Gimme one of his foxes.

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>>18946028
Please stop having sex in the bar. It's very distracting to the other patrons

>> No.18946066

>>18946060
>You will never be Backpacker Anon.

>> No.18946067

>>18946060
I get the feeling that outside this specific location the world is post-apocalyptic and the reason everybody's so happy is that they're trying to ignore what's happened elsewhere and keep on keeping on.
Maybe I should stop thinking that.

>> No.18946082
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>>18946067
>IT'S ALL A DREAM AND THE MC IS IN A COMA
-You, probably

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>>18946059
Be careful which foxes you court, anon. You never know which ones are connected. And if she has a full back tattoo when you get her top off, run.

>> No.18946088

>>18946082
I'm confused by this, Meme-cat.

>> No.18946090

>>18946085
You say that like it would be a downside for me.

>> No.18946093

>>18946085
By that point it's too late, there's no refusing the Mofu Yakuza Oyabun.

>> No.18946096

>>18946082
That's a funny way of spelling Losenis.

>> No.18946102
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A Devil will spoil you extra hard on your birthday!

>> No.18946115
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>"Hello, sir. I saw your ad for a nanny. I'm sure you'll find that I'm very capable with children. How many little ones do you have?"
>"Oh I don't have any kids...yet."

>> No.18946127

>>18946102
What about a Devil momster?

>> No.18946128
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>>18946090
It's a dangerous life being the enforcer/boyfriend of an ambitious lieutenant, anon. Are you sure you can handle it?

>> No.18946131

>>18946115
Would it be acceptable to hire a Kiki to give nursing handjobs to myself?

>> No.18946141

>>18946128
When it gets stressful you need to hit the karaoke bar and sing JUDGEMENT.

>> No.18946164

>>18946128
Absolutely.
There's few things one of them would need more than some tender attention after a rough day.
And if push comes to shove, I have a mean swing.

>> No.18946198

>>18946050
Unintentional corruption>unintentional seduction>Secduction>corruption>Humans>rape

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Goodnight, /jp/

Remember not to let your childhood friends wait forever

>> No.18946314

>Faggots calling death metal edgy shit for tryhards
Probably best if you don't comment on things you don't understand. It's the best way to stop Ghouls from laughing at you. Every death metal band isn't Cannibal Corpse.

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>>18946314
Whacha talkin' bout fool?

>> No.18946324

>>18946314
I beg my pardon? What the hell are you on about?

>> No.18946342

>>18946314
>edgy shit for tryhards
but that's true

>> No.18946344

>>18946342
But that’s not death grips

>> No.18946351

>>18946319
>>18946324
Last thread

>> No.18946353

>>18946342
No truer than rap being for ghetto rats and classical being for pompous fops.

>> No.18946354
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>>18946351
Don't go around digging up old shit to start fights just because somebody called your shitty music shitty.

>> No.18946376
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>>18946354
>mermaidposter calling anyone’s taste shit

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>> No.18946386

>>18946380
Gonna catch the tiger by the toe.

>> No.18946399

>>18946354
I was just pointing out how stupid that guy looked, no need to get so salty. This new thread's barely over a hundred posts old, anything at the tail end of the last thread is well within the purview of this one. Was it you? Are you the faggot that got called out?

>> No.18946400
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Snakes and stuff
A echidna dressed up as F/GO gorgorn would be good

>> No.18946407

>>18946399
No I don't listen to music at all.

>> No.18946411
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Bah
Music is music
I cant be bothered to tell people the sounds they listen to are wrong.

Lets just have fun.
https://youtu.be/LofXZ0j3XtI

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>>18946400
She really is a miracle.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIRPDJ5MYcg

>> No.18946419

>>18946416
Wait. Wrong snek.

>> No.18946421

>>18946400
What is the best music to go through an echidna dungeon with?

>> No.18946433
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>>18946421
Japanese buttrock.

>> No.18946437

>>18946433
MISERY WORLD

>> No.18946438

I want one of these monster girls as a pet. I hope they're potty trained.

>> No.18946446

>>18946421
Hip hop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGC59jMQRB8

>> No.18946454

>>18946407
Why do you come across as so invested then?

>> No.18946455

>>18946421
Mario dungeon music

>> No.18946457

>>18946421
https://youtu.be/VyPYJiC8oeM

>> No.18946486

>>18945258
Belated thanks.

>> No.18946505

>>18945960
Hey, I tear through socks like crazy so I always appreciate more.
And anything like custom socks or a scarf feels so much more personal than something they just bought.

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Time to go for a run, lads.

>> No.18946510

>>18946433
I want to cuddle the crazy out of Albedo.

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>>18946510
But the crazy is the best part.

>> No.18946518

>>18946510
You are not strong enough. The crazy is etched into her soul.

>> No.18946524

>>18946513
Oh no, not that crazy. That's just her misunderstood housewife aspect showing. I was referring more to the "murder all humans" bit.

>>18946518
I need not be strong, only warm, soft, and patient.

>> No.18946531

Erryone in Nazarick: Ainz is pretty great but if the guy who made me comes back I'm switching sides.

Albedo: if any of the other supreme being come back, including my creator, I'm ganking those motherfuckers for abandoning my husbando.

>> No.18946551

>>18946531
Truly, Ainz's mistake was in not mindbreaking everyone, but especially the girls.

>> No.18946559

>>18946506
But it's tiring,

>> No.18946565

>>18946531
Imagine a world where Ainz's character wasn't a giant skeleton, but something with flesh and blood.
He never would've gotten anything done, Albedo and Shalltear would've just hopped on his dick and never gotten off.

>> No.18946571

>>18946531
I always felt like it would be that one anime meme where they think they'd swap sides, but when they actually try they can't do it.

>> No.18946687

>>18946565
I always wondered what would happen if at some point he loses his avatar body and turns back into a normal human. Would they accept him or would they turn on him once he's a powerless human.

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We had some good dark mage content last thread. Is it too much to hope for more underappreciated girls in this one?

>> No.18946734

>>18946687
If they were confident human-san was actually ainz they'd be like "shit dude, don't worry, we'll find a way to make you skeletal again. it'll be daijoubu."

>> No.18946743

>>18946734
Would Albedo let him? After all he now has semen for her to suck.

>> No.18946751

>>18946726
>that colour scheme
Hello Magisa clone. That's a good thing though, nothing wrong with looking like the best human from granblue.

>> No.18946754
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18946754

>Tall, goofy, sporty bug
>Small, awkward, nerdy bug
>Fashionable, mischievious gyaru bug
>Cool, mysterious bug

Which bug would you bug?

>> No.18946760

>>18946754
I'll take the cute nerdbug.

>> No.18946770

>>18946754
>fashionable

>> No.18946777

>>18946754
gyaru bug

>> No.18946794

>>18946754
The short one has the best-looking eyes.

But the tall one is tall and I want to see her get distracted and accidentally walk into the top of a doorframe.

>> No.18946809

>>18946754
Gyaru, always.

>> No.18946831
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18946831

>>18946559
Well I'm back, and I feel great! What's your excuse, punk?

>> No.18946868

>>18946831
It's exhausting and boring.

>> No.18946874
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18946874

>>18946868

I mean, so are you, but...

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>>18946868
You must have a snail waifu.

>> No.18946900

>>18946310
Saphee is best snek

>> No.18946901

>>18946874
Exactly. Which is why I can't do it.

>> No.18946912

>>18946874
Monsters would work as amazing incentives for me. I used to run before and I'd definitely pick it back up again.

>> No.18946920
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18946920

>>18946901
Consider the following: running is fun, refreshing and useful.
Of course you could just get inside the shell for some suck and fuck.

>> No.18946922

>>18946912
They are an incredible incentive to work out, eat healthy, get in shape, go outside, etc.

Since time consuming things now become couple's activities with her.

>> No.18946925

>>18946920
That's good for you, but it doesn't work for me.

>> No.18947026
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18947026

>Goddess say we snu-snu or Sun not rise tomorrow.
She's the shaman, so she'd know this stuff right?

>> No.18947032

>>18946874
Fine. But I'm not dressing in some fruity running getup.

>> No.18947037

>>18947032
The less you wear the more she likes it.

>> No.18947051

>>18947037
No, that means I'm wearing more. So my usual outfit of a long coat, long pants and steel toed shoes.

It's fine if I don't run as far because I'm running with a massive handicap damn it.!

>> No.18947056

>>18947026
Man, she says that every night.

>> No.18947059

>>18947056

Hey, she keeps getting snu-snu and the sun keeps on rising, I'd say she's doing something right.

>> No.18947061

>>18947059
Then what made the sun rise before we met?

>> No.18947064

>>18947061
Until she met you, as far as she's concerned, there was no such thing as a sunrise.

>> No.18947068

>>18947064
I did not expect this feel when I posted a horny orc.
You guys are really something.

>> No.18947076

>>18947064
While romantic I question the scientific voracity of her thought process. Clearly she is in desperate need of education with regards to how solar bodies work which I of course would be happy to provide her.
I can't imagine this ending well

>> No.18947086

>>18947076
I'm going to paraphrase Hogfather on this.
The Sun would not rise tomorrow. Instead the morning would be illuminated by a mere ball of igneous gas

>> No.18947110

>>18947086
That's...that's beautiful.

Also brilliant 'cause if a nine-foot-tall Orc gently grasped my hands and said some shit like that then absolutely, she's getting snu-snu and breakfast in bed.

>> No.18947138

>>18947026
To hell with the sun

>> No.18947148
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>>18947138
Yeah who gives a hoot!

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18947221

>Baphowilma
Neato.

>> No.18947319

Would the demon lord accept my spectating her accouchement?

>> No.18947356

>>18947319
I'unno, man, that's a lot of extra protocol for an extra with no training. This is the big leagues, baby. People die on this battlefield.

>> No.18947365

I want a soft city Jinko with massive tits that claims to be a grand hunter like her forebears

>> No.18947385

>>18947319
Why was every one weirded out by this?

It's obvious she would.

>> No.18947391
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I thought this deserved to be saved.

>> No.18947404

>>18947391
Nerdy and with huge titties is how I like my dark mages

>> No.18947421
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>>18945691
>normal Atalanta ever being assertive when she's a bit of a frigid cunt
Dumb Greeks.

>> No.18947423

>>18947391
>tfw imagespammer made screencaps harder to post these days

>> No.18947429
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18947429

I am gonna tease and grope my Sakuya Kiki headmaid

>> No.18947432

>>18945691
>>18947421
Evil cat and evilest cat are for filling with kittens

>> No.18947441

>>18945664
I want to be a dark knight and protect that priestess while she goes about converting and doing marriage ceremonies.

>> No.18947472

I wrote the first chapter in a dragon-girl story but it's mostly setup so I'm going to wait for chapter 2 to be done before I share.

I did edit my first story to be a lot more readable though.
https://pastebin.com/bpnVM7qh

>> No.18947481

>>18947429
>"Master, this is behavior unbecoming of a honest member of society and a grown man."

>> No.18947485

>>18947429
I’m with you there.

>>18947481
Would she rather I go molest the Neuro maid that’s packed a large amount of slime into her tits?

>> No.18947486

>>18947481
But she is sometimes irresistable! She is going to have to punish me

>> No.18947504
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>>18947472
Dragons? Tell me more.

>> No.18947513

>>18947504
Is she made entirely of latex?

>> No.18947515

>>18947513
Who knows.

>> No.18947519
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18947519

http://tentacle.studio/product/01_mo/monmusu_en.html
Finally comes out on the 12th. Hoping it can be a casual replacement for the EMG game or at least provide good porn.

>> No.18947534

>>18947513
Depends on if there's a Lich nearby.

>> No.18947548

>>18946922
As someone who lives alone, cooks their own meals, does most of their own mending and repairs, and goes for long solo walks in the wilderness doing photography, nothing hurts more than this concept.
All that alone time could be spent getting to know someone better.

>> No.18947553

>>18947519
>blue snake
good

>> No.18947558

>>18947504
An adventurer tries to steal a dragon's horde but ends up getting added to it, very lewdly.

I kinda feel motivated to write a story for every MG, does every color of dragon count as seperate type?

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>>18947558
Too ambitious.

>> No.18947577

>>18947558
Write a story for Djinn of the Jar.

>> No.18947604
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18947604

>>18946513
>succubus
But that's an imp.

>> No.18947616

>>18947604
Hush nerd.
Are the novels good?

>> No.18947617

>>18947577
OK I have a good idea for that, so I'll do it next.

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>>18947616
I don't know, I've never actually read them

>> No.18947631

>>18947616
If you can get through lizardmen heroes.

>> No.18947643

>>18947631
Don't see why I couldn't.

>> No.18947648

>>18947643
It would be very boring.

>> No.18947651
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18947651

She saw your ___.

>> No.18947655

>>18947651
shadow puppetry

>> No.18947660

>>18947651
Love.

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18947662

>>18947648
Por vous.

>> No.18947665

>>18947651
folder labeled "Cows"

>> No.18947666

>>18947651
Toy collection

>> No.18947679
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I want to create lizardgirls with my alchemy

>> No.18947682

>>18947651
toku folder

>> No.18947683

>>18947651
folder named "cute spiders with erotemes around their heads"

>> No.18947685

>>18947519
>Steam
At least it's got a patch. In game purchases make me nervous though.

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18947688

Looks like someone got GRAPED.

>> No.18947692

>>18947688
Looks like a regular Anubis to me. Time to stuff my face in her crotch and explore the condition more carefully.

>> No.18947697

>>18947688
>I will never be an Anubis's fair skinned boy slave
why are we here

>> No.18947700

>>18947688
Sclera aren't dark enough, have her bitten again.

>> No.18947701
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18947701

What are my chances with the charming young arachne seamstress who lives at the end of the road?

>> No.18947702

>>18947697
Just to suffer?

>> No.18947713
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18947713

Beach foxes!

>> No.18947738

Monstergirls will become real but only after you stop thinking about them.

>> No.18947740

>tfw no kuu, but very lewd kikimora
>Tell her you want to hit the bed early today
>She says "I will make sure the master bedroom is ready" in her usual soft, but kinda monotone voice
>After some time she still haven't come back and you just decide to go to bed anyway
>You arrive at the master bedroom and see her on your bed
>presenting herself, in really lewd lingerie, ready to be bred by master

What a bothersome maid

>> No.18947742
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18947742

Cutest traitor.

>> No.18947748

>>18947688
It's just the Pharaoh's doing. She got sick of her Anubis being such a prude

>> No.18947757

>>18947740
Lie down and she'll be sure to make you fall asleep quickly, though.

>> No.18947763

>>18947742
Such an elegant lady. Would talk to in a social gathering.

>> No.18947769

>>18947701
How would I know I live in the shitty part of town.

>> No.18947770

>>18947742
Adorable, would commend on her skill in dealing with the local bandit problem, being too busy myself to deal with them

>> No.18947774

>>18947713
Not that warm yet. But soon. Soon.

>> No.18947776

>>18947742
>Being told to utterly forget your childhood crush because he's a pleb and you're a heroine

No wonder

>> No.18947781 [SPOILER] 
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18947781

>>18945618
Stop fucking rats.

>> No.18947792

>>18947701
>"Ah-haha, H-hey, miss. This is a little embarrassing, I'm Anon, and I live just down the street there, I don't mean to sound like a stalker or anything but I noticed you were really good at weaving. I mean this will sound really weird, but you leave your front window open, and I can see through it every time I'm on the bus on my way home, and your designs are all really pretty. Uh, point is, I've got this rip in my pants I was wondering if you wouldn't mind fixing. N-not for free of course. I made too much dinner, so I thought I'd give you some. It's soup. Of course, I could always pay you for your time if you'd rather. Oh, you will? Thank you. A-Are you sure? I mean, I don't have anything to do this after noon, I don't mind eating with you. Why is the rip at the front of the pants? Ah...haha long story."

>> No.18947794

>>18947548
Are you me?

>> No.18947797

>>18947781
Not him but you can’t stop me!
They want the dick-dick and Rat-ogre chan is a big cutie

>> No.18947799

>>18947776
>putting thots on the battlefield
No wonder the city was lost

>> No.18947801

>>18947688
>Graped Anubis reveals all the dirty secrets of the Pharaoh
>Like how she frequents the young boy section of the slave market

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>>18947781

You kiddin'? I'm proposing to their shaman.

>> No.18947811

>>18947391
I like to think that this is how every productivity-oriented monstergirl is.

>"Wait, so when you said business partner you didn't just mean househusband looking for an easy life? You brought a portfolio?"

And once they drop the charms, they become that much more charming.

>> No.18947817

>>18947805
>Skaven girl plans always go awry due to combination of treachery and marriage

>> No.18947819

>>18947781
Mice are high tier girls Anon! They're a bunch a cuties! The Loli packs, chubby ex-thieves, and the milf mafia leaders! They are all cuties!

>> No.18947823
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18947823

Excellent technique.

>> No.18947827

>>18947817
>you will never get kidnapped by the skaven horde and be forced to satisfy an entire army of different sized rat cuties.

>> No.18947829

>>18947823
Cute

>> No.18947836

>>18947819
Too true.
Also great material for perverts to unleash their fetishes on

>>18947827
>As the most prized male, Anon will mate with the Storm vermin, then the clan rats, then the storm vermin again!

>> No.18947838

>>18947797
>tfw no huge rat ogre-chan gf

>> No.18947847

>>18947838
Would call her cute and buy lacy underwear

>> No.18947857
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>A mysterious merchant beckons you at roadside to browse her wares
>She has but only a few potions with her but claims that she has a much greater inventory stashed away just a short walk into the woodline

>> No.18947861

>>18947836
Being the male who is forced to mate with rat ogres, shamans, hook rats, flame rats, storm vermin, and all those other higher rank rats must be quite the life.

>> No.18947871

>>18947805
There's been too much paganry and shamanfucking in this thread.

>> No.18947874

>>18947651
MAL account

>> No.18947879

>>18947857
Seems legit, as an experienced woodsman I can tell that there is no better place to store potions than in the shade.

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>>18947857
I'll stick with the fine wares purveyed by Lady Glodschmidt & Daughters, if it's all the same to you.

>> No.18947888

>>18947857
>isnt trying to sell me a top break revolver
nope.gif

>> No.18947889

>>18947861
Considering you have 2 or 3 different clans involved right there, it may be tougher than you think

>> No.18947890

>>18947857
Gonna be her assistant

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>>18947857
I'm too strong for your potions, which are clearly of the weakest while I am of the strongest.

I want the good shit that'll get me high as the moon.

>> No.18947896

>>18947857
>”What’re yah sell?”
>Whip out dick
>Blushing so hard you can see the pink over her veil

>> No.18947912

>>18947857
That artstyle is giving me bad vibes.

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>>18947890

>Assistant
>Not subject

>> No.18947917

>>18946028
>CC Ladies Nite
Where is this bar? I need to know.

>> No.18947924

>>18947917
In your heart.

>> No.18947927

>>18947912
That's her menacing aura.

>> No.18947938

>>18947927
No, it's because it's a guro artist.

>> No.18947951

>>18947927
Nope.

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https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/818491389197492225
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/848504246391644161
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/873494200179761154
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990260469448433664
https://twitter.com/mousougahara/status/990590401802223616
Looks like someone really loves wighs.

>> No.18947971

>>18947961
I dont

>> No.18947983

>>18947889
Not out of the question since it does say that the different clans will sell their own clan mates has hired soldiers, especially with clan Skab, which sells stormvermin.

>> No.18947984

>>18947857
>WHADDAYABUYIN!?

>> No.18947993

>>18947916
Part of the job

>> No.18947997

>>18947961
MMD teeters too much into the uncanny valley for my taste.

>> No.18948030

>>18947961
>it's a twitter videos don't work on your browser -episode
Why is that site just so bad, it even hides the video file url so you can't even get it by looking at the page source.

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>>18945521
Manticores are cute! CUTE!

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>>18947971
Gaaaaay...

>> No.18948068

>>18947983
Yeah but then you have a skyre, moulder, and esshin girls fighting for the dick dick

>> No.18948081

>>18947961
I don't blame him, Wights are the best.
>>18948030
There's browser extensions that can save video files from most sites, even the ones that try to hide the source. Used one on those MMDs the other day.
Still, you shouldn't have to do that just to save a damn video.

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>> No.18948096
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>>18948084
Are we weaponizing Earth Dragons again?

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18948118

What's she listening to?

>> No.18948131

>>18948118
YOU'RE THE BEST
AROUND
NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN

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>> No.18948142

>>18948135
>Maid
>Fish
>Yes
Okay then.

>> No.18948146

>>18948096
Nope, we’re majong them /fa/

>> No.18948152

>>18948146
While I'm a big fan of mahjong, how does one mahjong something [into] /fa/?

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>>18948142

>> No.18948159

>>18948081
>tfw still no Wight making-of

>> No.18948164

>>18948135
>Big
>Succubus
>Maid
I’ll take two please.

>> No.18948168

>>18948135
>Mermaid
>Moth
>Foot

Um

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>> No.18948172

>>18948152
The answer is phone posting sucks.
Should be making

>> No.18948173

>>18948155
Ah, there we go then. Why does she look so worried?

>> No.18948174

>>18948056
What a cute young couple

>> No.18948178

It's the start of a new month anon! How is the writing/drawing/commissioning coming along?

>> No.18948179 [DELETED] 

>>18948174
>I'll see you after class

B-but why

>> No.18948181
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18948181

What do you do anons?

>> No.18948185

>>18948178
I've been super-duper lazy and haven't written anything. Nobody cares anyway so it's not like it's that big of a deal. I might try some smut now that I have an idea for it though.
>>18948181
Shove a doll under the bed. Hunters love dolls. Often.

>> No.18948187

>>18948159
It hurts, I'd really love to know anything else about them even if it's only small details. It's a shame KC has really stopped doing making of posts while gearing up for for Sabbath book and knowing that's not out till August is depressing.

Really what I'd like more than anything is a succubus notebook style release based on undead culture.

>> No.18948192

>>18945521
>I'll see you after class

B-but why?

>> No.18948198

>>18948178
>commissioning
I'm still waiting on one of a wight getting dicked which has been held up for quite a while and I'm still being indecisive about what to get next.

>> No.18948202

>>18948178
I've got four commissions in various stages of progress right now. Two are working on them currently, one I have a sketch back but won't be continued for a few weeks, and the last one the artist is sort of MIA but I haven't paid yet so that's not too bad.

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>>18948179
>>18948192
You know why.

>> No.18948206

>>18948181
Put on my hunter hunting hat and scare away the spoopy daughter frighteners.

>> No.18948208

>>18948135
>vampire succubus day
Well, that sucks.

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>>18948208

>> No.18948216

>>18948204
>that clothing
>holding a bard ready
Oh man this lady knows what she wants and how to get it. Why didn't I have a teacher like this?

>> No.18948218

>>18948213
Deredere Vampires will never get a visit from a Dhampir.

>> No.18948224

>>18948216
>bard
Barb*

>> No.18948235

>>18948216
Assuming it's Manticore anatomy class, she's looking for a volunteer to demonstrate how Manticore venom affects a man.

>> No.18948245

>>18948204
But I didn't do anything wrong

>> No.18948246
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>>18948216
Because you touch yourself at night.

>> No.18948249

>>18948246
First /v/ tells me to stop fapping to increase testosterone levels, now you. Not gonna happen! Never ever!

>> No.18948250

>>18948235
>every monster girl in the class gets a manticore spine to test out at the end of class

>> No.18948254

>>18948235
>Manticore teacher tells you to stay after class
>You're flunking biology boy
>Time for some supplemental lessons
Uh-oh.

>> No.18948259
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>> No.18948260

>>18948192
To make babies.

>> No.18948265

>>18948259
Cryhoshi go away, you got politics to discuss.

>> No.18948266
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18948266

Pick one.

>> No.18948275

>>18948224
Hey, a manticore bard could be interesting. Don't you want her to play you a song while she milks you with her tail?

>> No.18948283

>>18948275
I bet she sticks a barb into you while you were listening and acts smug when it takes effect

>Whats wrong Anon? Can't hide that erection anymore?

>> No.18948290 [DELETED] 

Reminder to report the mermaid spammer.

>> No.18948294

>>18948266
Pink haired one.

>> No.18948296

>>18948283
>she starts off using her tail gently while playing a slow song
>it gets faster and heavier as she gets into it and stops playing nice

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>>18948290
Reminder that the mods stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

>> No.18948303

>>18948249
If it makes you feel better, fapping apparently helps prostrate health.
Also, /v/ are retards

>> No.18948305 [DELETED] 

>>18948290
He probably ban evades, he's posted nudity plenty of times before and had his posts deleted but he continues like nothing happened.

>> No.18948306

>>18948296
I'm gonna bet that she knows repentless by slayer

>> No.18948312 [DELETED] 

>>18948302
>mods stopped giving a fuck
That's a site wide issue too. Shit sucks.

>> No.18948315

>>18948249
>taking health advice from 4chan

>> No.18948317 [DELETED] 

>>18948290
Oh, with extreme prejudice.

>> No.18948318

>>18948315
But I specifically said I DIDN'T take that advice.

>> No.18948330 [DELETED] 

>>18948302
It's completely fucked anon, you get vacationed for posting about discord but these faggots get to do whatever they want without consequence is infuriating.

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>>18948317
>he still thinks the mods care

>> No.18948372

>>18948181
Simple. Check under her bed, her closet, and her dresser to show her that there’s no hunter in her room.
Then one night I put on my ghillie suit and scare the piss out of her and video tape it and post it online!

>> No.18948373 [DELETED] 

>>18948302
Yeah, but reporting also hides posts and it's pretty therapeutic.

>> No.18948384
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>> No.18948385

>>18948315
/fit/ is pretty damn good

Anything involving raw onions however...

>> No.18948389 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>18948373
Just like praying?

>> No.18948390

>>18948187
There's decent amounts of information about undead culture after that latest translated bit about Hel and stuff. I'm especially interested in the making-of, since KC has usually explained his thought process behind the design and pointed out some subtle details in them.

>> No.18948391

>>18948246
>Because you touch yourself at night.
It hurts knowing I’ll never have a Manticore teacher place cameras in my room and watch me at night.

>> No.18948392

>>18948260
Things are moving too fast!

>> No.18948394
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18948394

Be nice, they're guests.

>> No.18948402

>>18948394
If I cum in their drinks would they notice?

>> No.18948405

>>18948394
Methoniums new style is bland.

>> No.18948407

>>18948394
Grope them?
Grope them.

>> No.18948408

Who's the most wholesome girl?

>> No.18948409
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>>18948394
I prefer fit elves.

>> No.18948410

>>18948394
I want to start by face fucking the dark elf, then immediately make the blonde one into my slam pig

>> No.18948418

>>18948409
I prefer and desire both

>> No.18948420
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18948420

>>18948408

>> No.18948421

>>18948391
You are her prey after all

>> No.18948422

>>18948402
The tea-drinker would notice immediately. The cola-drinker, thanks to the carbonation and sweetness of the drink, would be oblivious.

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>>18948409
She's pretty fit.

>> No.18948431

>>18948408
Alice. Unfortunately, you're a pervy onii-chan.

>> No.18948438

>>18948408
see>>18945751

>> No.18948440

>>18948394
>tfw no childhood friend elf mistresses

>> No.18948444
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18948444

>>18948430
>potato is dead

>> No.18948461

>>18948408
Crow Tengu. They only have sex after marriage.

>> No.18948466

>>18948430
Give potatoes

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>>18948394
>>18948430

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>>18948466
OK.

>> No.18948510

Friendly reminder that there is absolutely nothing wrong with dicking the daughteru if she asks!

>> No.18948514
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18948514

What did you just say to her?

>> No.18948515

>>18948480
Those are boats, not potatos

>> No.18948520

>>18948510
Friendly reminder that you've failed as a father if your daughter actually wants you to fuck her.

>> No.18948523

>>18948514
That she’s going to need more cushion for the pushing I’m about to give her

>> No.18948529
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>>18948515
>he doesn't know

>> No.18948530

>>18948514
i hate riddles

>> No.18948543

>>18948440
I see that you're a man of learning.

>> No.18948551

>>18948520
Don't lie, this would be a lot more common than people think with monstergirls.

>> No.18948552
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18948552

https://i.imgur.com/EFtd80P.png

>> No.18948555

>>18948520
Agreed

>> No.18948569

>>18948390
Oh you're right, there's a lot out there but a man can dream and want more right? I'd be really glad to know about some of the finer details that went into making Wights though.

>> No.18948578

>>18948520
>tell her no
>she just rapes you in your sleep
bad end.

>> No.18948585

>>18948578
Sounds like a good end to me.

>> No.18948587

>>18948390
Wait does hel, hell and the underworld all exist at once?
What about the reaper? Thanatos? hades?

>> No.18948589

>>18948394
I wanna lick their feet

>> No.18948592

>>18948514
>"What walks on two legs in the morning and during the day, has no legs touching the ground in the evening and walks on four legs later in the evening?"

>> No.18948600

>>18948587
It's just the goddess of death's name in MGE.

>> No.18948602
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>>18948585
Why would you want to cuck your faithful wife?

>> No.18948604

>>18948602
Because it's her fetish?

>> No.18948612

>>18948602
It's not cucking you retard, it's just a weird harem.

>> No.18948653

>>18948543
>You grew up with your mistresses
>Your family was bound in servitude to their family
>Despite you only being their servant/butler they keep visiting your room in a casual way, wanting to hang out.

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18948700

>How can other sneks even compete?
>I'll burn you if you look at them though

>> No.18948705

>>18948700
I want to buttrape a loli Shirohebi!

>> No.18948728

>>18947738
Done.

>> No.18948751

>>18948700
>You will never be threatened like that by your evil overlord mamono wife

>> No.18948799
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>>18947827
I rather be part of the wolfu Dogs of War company

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>>18948604
Sounds like you married the wrong girl.

>> No.18948822

>>18948700
They have nice colors.

>> No.18948853
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18948853

https://exhentai.org/g/1211131/23e2d9ef10/

>> No.18948859
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18948859

>>18945529
>>18945528
Hey, it still shows up if you search for "monster girl" in the catalog.

>> No.18948880
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18948880

Real dead hours.

>> No.18948882

>>18948880
5 minutes is not an hour

>> No.18948884

>>18948880
But anon, I'm still alive

>> No.18948889
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Shyccubutt a cute! CUTE!

>> No.18948897

>>18948859
Man I wish I could have a Wurm waifu, that would be the life.
I too am pretty dense so I feel like we’d have a more pure relationship than other people. Which is fine by me.

>> No.18948907

>>18948889
>succubus princess has never met a man before
>just read about them in her mother’s books
>when she first catches you, you resign to your fate and start stripping
>she then goes beet red and asks why you’re stripping

>> No.18948912

>>18948799
>Shoulders and hats
Are those doppelsoldners?

>> No.18948948
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18948948

Remove chaos.

>> No.18948979

>>18948948
>MacYeti wants the flamethrower
>SHE WANTS THE WHAT?

>> No.18948987 [DELETED] 

>>18948979
>MacYeti
No, don't ruin a monster girl version of The Thing.

>> No.18949008

If you moved to MGC would you get a job in the same field you’re in now? Or would you do something different?
I personally would love to be on a groundscrew for a country club filled with thirsty CCs and milfy MGs who try to hook me up with their single daughters.

>> No.18949016

>>18949008
I'd be a professional rape victim.

>> No.18949023
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>monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.
Monster girl daughters are low maintenance high benefits. I don't know why some anons are so adamant about never having any.

>> No.18949025

>>18949008
I'm going to be a househusband!

>> No.18949038

>>18949023
Everyone's too scared of dicking them.

>> No.18949040

>>18949008
I have no idea what I'd do. Maybe work as a bartender at night so I could hear the complains of OL monsters and CCs

>> No.18949041

>>18949025
To a rough, but loving hellhound?

>> No.18949043

>>18948948
Can you give me artist name? Can't find that shit

>> No.18949046

>>18949041
No, to a hardworking, loving Kobold!

>> No.18949051

>>18949023
Gonna breed the maid so that there will be a lot of little kiki maids running around in the mansion

>> No.18949054

>>18948912
Basically

>> No.18949061

>>18949041
>hellhound
Does every scenario have to involve hellhounds?

>> No.18949066
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>>18949061
They're cute

>> No.18949081
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18949081

Have you ever wanted to make something of yourself?

>> No.18949089

>>18949061
Calm down. I never really post about hellhounds

>> No.18949097

>>18949081
I want to die.

>> No.18949098

>>18949061
Yes.
Serious answer though, the "hellhounds get involved in everything" complaints are lame. There's other girls that get posted and shoved into things just as much but get a free pass that hellhounds don't seem to.

>> No.18949099

>>18949081
Not really, no.

>> No.18949114

You're asking the wrong thread.
Quite a few peoplw want the monsters to provide everything while they layback and chill
Sex, while plesurable, will be the only thing effort is put into

grimdark fags said the MGE was real the world would "Fuck itself to death" but im starting to think humanity's just too fuckin lazy to even bother with its own destruction.
Life won't end, but creativity will.

>> No.18949116

>>18949038
Giving your daughter a good old fuck has never harmed anyone.
Even if your wife is a possessive species she would just rape you silly until you wouldn't even think about dicking your daughter.

>>18949051
How do you settle all the disputes between the little kikis who think papa should be everyone master and the ones who think that they should each get their own master?

>> No.18949123

>>18949114
Whoops, meant to quote>>18949081

>> No.18949127

>>18949116
>How do you settle all the disputes between the little kikis who think papa should be everyone master and the ones who think that they should each get their own master?

They will find their own masters when they grow up

>> No.18949134

>>18948135
mermaid harpy demon

>> No.18949136

>>18948987
Who else could handle the cold of Antarctica? Would it be a wild pack of Wendigos running away from a lone Shog who wants a place to stay for the night?

>> No.18949138

>>18949114
Somebody doesn't understand maslow's hierarchy of needs

>> No.18949151
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>>18948135
>Maid dragon demon
Yes?

>> No.18949154

>>18949138
Consider that I've never heard of it before

>> No.18949159 [DELETED] 

>>18949136
>Who else could handle the cold of Antarctica?
The same cast as the actual movie.

>> No.18949167

>>18949138
A fellow psych, color my surprised. Monsters achieving self-actualization probably involves a lot of dicking.

>> No.18949168

>>18949154
If you're going to talk about creativity and self actualization in a world where all of one's basic needs are fulfilled, you should probably look into the psychology behind it a little bit.

>> No.18949172

>>18949159
You're boring and unoriginal

>> No.18949194 [DELETED] 

>>18949172
Better than the shit you made up.

>> No.18949198

>>18949151
How do you make a dragon a maid?

>> No.18949199
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>>18949043
SauceNao gives me nothing, but I suspect it's BlanksCanvas.

>> No.18949208

>>18949167
Human behavior is really interesting.
I recall it's mentioned somewhere in MGE that monsters, once settled down with a husband and with sufficient access to sex, will take on crafts and hobbies and trades as you would normally expect from people.

>> No.18949219

>>18948948
This is funnier in my mind if it’s the genki Kiki and seductive shoggy best friends from earlier threads.
>”AAAAHH SHOGGY LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE BASEMENT AAAAAHH”
>”Noooo~ Kiki stoooop~ it hurts my eyes~ why are you yelling~?”
>”I DONT KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH”

>> No.18949222

>>18949208
They do. Even incubi do that

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18949227

>>18949061
People love the hellhound because she's one of the few MGE girls who doesn't turn into a boring waifu when she finds a man.

>> No.18949234

>>18949219
And Master will have to deal with this mess

>> No.18949235

>>18949199
>You were suspicious when your Mershark friend told you she found a summer job.
>You really should've expected this.

>> No.18949244

>>18949151
Gross

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>>18949222
Yea but there was a line in MGE that said monsters think of nothing but sex, therefore anything that depicts otherwise is non-canon. It doesn't matter what KC says, or how much content there is contradiction my theory. They're all wrong and non-canon. Monsters are evil. We need to kill them all. For the Order!

>> No.18949250 [DELETED] 

>>18949246
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting you retarded /monster/ faggot.

>> No.18949253

>>18949208
The easiest perspective shift style that made it work in my mind is just realizing that sex for a Monstergirl and Incubus takes the place of eating, drinking, sleeping, and other sustaining functions, while retaining all the pleasure sex normally has amplified by the reward circuits naturally inherent to those specific tasks.
So if course they can do additionally things as hobbies and pursuits and even dare I say passions, but rather than eat or drink or sleep to sustain their creative interests, they just have sex instead and it just works(tm)
As an aside, those same tasks can still be performed but now only exist in their pleasurable or indulgent forms without the ties to sustinence. Logically, monsters probably put much more emphasis on very indulgent or decadent foods that don’t need to care about nutritional value.

>> No.18949255

>>18949246
>/tg/ in a nutshell

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>>18949227
Which monster girls would get along best? Like be best friends.
Hellhound and Ushi seem like a good pair.

>> No.18949269

>>18949227
But she's becoming a boring waifu because she so predictable.

>> No.18949272 [DELETED] 

>>18949256
Wight and Lich.

>> No.18949276
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>>18949269

>> No.18949278

>>18949256
We already know that witches and familiars get along very well.
I also bet that Inari and Ryu would be fast friends.

>> No.18949280

>>18949151
Perfect.

>> No.18949287

>>18949151
Needs color.

>> No.18949288
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>>18949272

>> No.18949291

>Grow up with a Hellhound childhood friend
>She's a year younger than you, but you've been together since you were babies
>Both of your parents would babysit for one another all the time, so you were always together
>Her family moves away when you're 9
>She says "Don't be sad, onii-chan, I'll come back to marry you soon"
>Years go by and you're starting your sophomore year of college
>Get tackled from behind with a shout of "ONIIIIII-CHAAAAAAAN!"
>It's her, all grown up and plump in all the right places
>You're not short by any stretch of the imagination, but she's still a head taller than you as well
>"Do you remember what I told you when I moved?" she asks with a grin that exudes pride
>Without giving you a chance to answer, she grabs you and slings you over her shoulder before carting you off to her dorm room
>Her childhood affection kept her natural domineering spirit from developing, so she's more playful than anything

>> No.18949297 [DELETED] 

>>18949288
>posting /u/ shit

>> No.18949300

>>18949276
>rape monthly
Did you know hellhounds like rape

>> No.18949303

>>18949297
>implying the wight isn't teasing the lich why she doesn't have a hubby yet so she could go to the balls

>> No.18949312 [DELETED] 

>>18949303
That would be good. Unfortunately that's not what the image was made for.

>> No.18949319

>>18949303
Pretty sure the original context was the Wight offering to hook the Lich up with a cute boy or something.
NEETs like that Lich need a more extroverted girl to help them get out there or they'll spend their whole un-life as virgins.

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>>18949272

>> No.18949328

>>18949276
Why is Pat on the cover of Rape Monthly?
Did his wife monsterize into one?

>> No.18949332 [DELETED] 

>>18949323
Isn't that the Wight that sucks ass at vidya?

>> No.18949334
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18949334

>be merman in the age of former Demon Lord
>have mermaid waifu
>you make babies the same way normal fish do: waifu lays the eggs, you cover them with sperm
>while you're sleeping, the new Demon Lord takes power
>wake up one morning with tits and a human vagina
>have a sudden desire to mate with a human boy
>your waifu has already claimed a husbando
Thanks mamonobama.

>> No.18949335

>>18949081
>>18949114
MGE gives you plenty of ways of making something of yourself.
Even if you put all the JRPG stuff aside you can still find purpose in any relationship with a monster girl.
At the most basic level even marrying a basic lv1 Slime and spending the rest of your life in some beginner dungeon having sex with her would both directly and indirectly help the Demon Lord unify men and monster girls. With that fact alone you would be working hard everyday towards the betterment of the world no matter how lethargic and obscene your lifestyle is.
Imagine how proud you'd be if a Lilim came to visit you and give you a personal thanks in stead of her mother for helping her overthrow the Chief God and end her reign of tyranny? All that for simply fucking and leading a perfect life with your monster girl wife.
Then there are also species with their own goal and purpose that you can adopt such as Atlach-Nachas who want to complete their web, Inaris who want to grow 9 tails, Echidnas who want to give birth to new species, etc...

>> No.18949342

>>18949328
Knowing their relationship, she probably would.
And then she'd kick his ass for thinking he needs a time-slow mechanic for a fucking timing puzzle, how the fuck can someone be so bad at puzzles?

>>18949332
Pretty sure it is. Bully her for her low arcade scores!

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>>18949332
I think so

They went to karaoke later too IIRC

>> No.18949357

>>18949255
Do they opt out stuff like that in their setting on purpose or is it because they don't actually know about a lot of those details? As far as I know they don't have that stuff in their setting, but then again I have been in those threads like 3 times since it was created so I don't know shit about their setting. I don't even know if they have ONE setting or if it just was one random guy's setting. There is also that weird thing about whole monster nations being against the Demon Lord which I find really weird(Are they against the possibility of having sons ect?). Either way I don't mind them doing their own setting.

>> No.18949362 [DELETED] 

>>18949342
>Bully her for her low arcade scores!
Well that seems pretty rude, anon. I'd probably just play with her and give advice so she can improve.

>>18949349
Well I would certainly like to go sing karaoke with them even if I suck at singing.

>> No.18949364

>>18949335
>helping the demon lord
>a worthwhile goal

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>>18949364
>>>/tg/

>> No.18949374

>>18949349
>You'll never be a sheltered Wight Ojou-sama's butler, taking her out into where the commoners go on a forced outing so she can see you get flustered at being seen in public with a beauty like her.
>She'll never end up getting flustered instead because of how bad at games she is and how good the street food tastes.
>She'll never learn you're something of an arcade legend, coming down from the manor to play on what downtime you have.
>She'll never start to actually fall for your serious face when you play.
>She'll never insist on giving you your free time so you and she can go down into town, play games and get Takoyaki.

>> No.18949378

>>18949357
It’s just an MG coat of paint on their own setting more or less.

>> No.18949387 [DELETED] 

>>18949374
>butler
That's honestly pretty lame.

>> No.18949395

>>18949291
Cute. I want something like this, but with a Demon childhood friend

>> No.18949399

>>18949395
>Demon childhood friend
Finally, another man of taste.

>> No.18949417

>>18949395
>>18949399
Demon childhood friends are to be avoided because of the high risk of premature contract signing.

>> No.18949432

>>18949395
>end up kinda lonely in college
>suddenly this sexy and confident demoness approaches you at the college cafeteria

>> No.18949433 [DELETED] 

>>18949417
There's nothing wrong with signing your demon childhood friend's contract that states that you stay with her forever. That makes the scenario where one of you moves away even better.

>> No.18949447 [DELETED] 

>>18949297
Fuck off

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>TFW no zombie maid

>> No.18949456
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Get you a girl who dresses conservatively.

>> No.18949471

>>18949417
Wrong, that's why you need them.

>>18949433
Anon, this is getting creepily similar because that's basically the fantasy I've been talking about in this thread for roughly a year.

>> No.18949474

>>18949455
>She always sneaks in and cuddles up with master every night

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>>18949456
That ass is too fat.

>> No.18949489

>>18949417
If you're older than her it's fine, you'd have the wisdom to not sign anything and the proper ability to give a young demon something else she wants.
It still counts as childhood friends if there's only one childhood involved, right?

>> No.18949493

>>18949487
It is for a girl who has nothing going on upstairs.

>> No.18949497

>>18949456
Best for making into broodmothers

>> No.18949506
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>>18949487
>ass is too fat

>> No.18949507

>>18949456
My exact fetish is 'Elves who attempt to dress modestly but whose bodies are so lewd that they seem indecent no matter what they wear'.

>> No.18949508

>>18949489
I want my Demonfu to get all flustered and bashful when one of our daughterus asks why she keeps a contract written in crayon framed in the living room.

>> No.18949511 [DELETED] 

>>18949487
>Hellhound wikifag has shit taste
Of course.

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>>18949456
>>18949507
>>18949487

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>>18949493

>> No.18949522

>>18949506
That hair is so lazy it physically pains me.

>> No.18949524

>>18949520
>chestlets
That poor man.

>> No.18949528 [DELETED] 

>>18949520
Classic hellhoundfag homosexual autism

>> No.18949534 [DELETED] 

>>18949528
Hellhoundfags are some of the worst posters.

>> No.18949558

>>18949524
Hey, maybe she makes up for a lack of chest with a spectacular ass.

>> No.18949563

>>18949558
Ass without tits is unacceptable.
Even the lolis need something more than flats.

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Consider the following: gyaru ryus.

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>>18949487
Got you covered Ireland

>> No.18949581
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How about fairies and stuff

>> No.18949583

>>18949565
I've heard of Dark Dragons before, but this?

...not that it's a bad thing, mind you. I hear chocolate can be good for you.

>> No.18949585

>>18949571
me on the left

>> No.18949589

>>18949565
>>18949583
Man that’s barely even tanned.

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>>18949571
But sheep-fucking is the Welsh's thing.

>> No.18949593

>>18949581
Didn't they both die in the end?

>> No.18949605

>>18949581
I'd use a curvy fairy onahole but would prefer a curvy titania onee-san.

>> No.18949609

>>18946096
wat

>> No.18949611

>>18949581
Fairies are only good for 3 things:
Pestering you while you go on an adventure
Healing you with their dust
Being your pocket stretchy onahole

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>>18949581
What about them?

>> No.18949623

>>18947429
>tfw not a servant in a vampire household

>With a loli vampire mistress
>Lich/dark mage librarian and friend of vampire mistress
>Kombat kiki headmaid
>Succubus servant of the librarian
>Dragon(?) gate guard
>a lot of fairy maids

>> No.18949630

>>18949528
while spanking is retarded, femdom isn't gay

>> No.18949631

>>18949611
Size queen stretchy, hourglass body wife and travelling companion, that’s the girl for me.
Bonus points if she’s into facesitting and femdom from time to time. My heartboner. And boner boner.

>> No.18949645

>>18949593
>Spoiler
The mother dies at the start of mercedes's story, dying by odin's big flail Balor
Mercedes dies no matter what she fights in the Armageddon, but the true ending has her be part of the world's revival as her true name is Yggdrasil

>> No.18949655

>>18949508
If you wanted a Demon waifu to get really flustered and bashful when her first contract is asked about, she would be remembering the little girl x adult man romance you started out with, when she was around the same age as the daughter now asking about the contract is.

>> No.18949660

>>18949655
Incorrect. Childhood friendship romance is justice.

>> No.18949666

>>18949631
Would there be retaliation if one day she woke you up by bullying your morning wood? It's the perfect size to be her punching bag and wrestling partner after all.

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>>18949581
>>18949655
Gwendolyn in that dress is the best
Though I do question the how he fits her wings in it

>> No.18949686

>>18949676
quoted the wrong thing, sorry

>> No.18949708

>>18949660
It was one party's childhood and more than friends, close enough.

>> No.18949716

>>18949676
What was with that bird that kept saying she was shit?
Also you have that picture of the dude with the fire girls?

>> No.18949730

I don't hate them, But Hellhounds are so oversaturated that I'd rather talk about Manticores.

>> No.18949736

>>18949730
Then don't talk about Hellhounds. Talk about corrupting holy maidens instead

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>>18949730
Blame Kenkou Cross for making every other girl so predictable.

>> No.18949745

>>18949676
Is it me or is that girl's waist too thin?

>> No.18949746

>>18949708
Incorrect. Same/close age or get out.

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>> No.18949766

>>18949756
You have to go back, redditor.

>> No.18949769
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Snek family

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>>18949520
Hellhounds are cute. CUTE.

>> No.18949779

>>18949008
No clue, work in the hospital so idk how well that would translate to the MG but I bet it would make for some steamy hospital romance

>> No.18949780

>>18949744
oi, hellhounds have one setting: rape. That's as predictable as it gets man. at least the the other monsters have housewife mode after.

>> No.18949781

>>18949730
>>18949736
Combine them.
>Newborn Manticore adopted by the church
>Raised to be a chaste and pious maiden
>Her instincts are always bubbling under the surface though
>She finally meets a man who flips her switch
>Her affection is twisted by her religious upbringing
>She becomes warped by the belief that she's being commanded by god to suck all the sinfulness out of him
>Dedicates her life to "saving" him, not realizing that she's falling deeper and deeper into lust

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>>18949772
I agree.

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>>18949780
>at least the the other monsters
https://youtu.be/X_2EwdT--bc

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>>18949781

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>>18949676
The bird was her dead sister telling her not to blindly do shit for her dad.

>> No.18949803

>>18949098
This, it's clear which MG are popular and which aren't. Don't be surprised that HH get posted when they are one of the most well received

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>>18949781
>Newborn Manticore adopted by the church
Pretty sure that would be a death sentence for any human couple in Order lands.

>> No.18949814

>>18949116
Cause as much of a mess as possible and keep them occupied

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>> No.18949822

>>18949808
You can't have life without death

>> No.18949824

>>18949154
It's pushed in every psychology or behavioral health class there is, you probably should have been exposed to it by now

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>>18949794
I wonder what a monster girl cooking channel would be like

>> No.18949843

>>18949276
In all seriousness how tough would it be to raise a Hellhound pup. I bet the terrible two's would be horrible as she claws and bites you instinctively trying to assert dominance over the only male in the household.
I'd imagine they'd be fairly sweet and docile during the innocent stages from 6-12 then hit their tsuundere teenage stage.

Especially because I'd spare no lengths to embarrass them in front of their delinquent MG friends

>> No.18949868

>>18949746
You're wrong, on multiple accounts.

First of all if same/close age by human stardards is required, that means the young monstergirl will have a human boy who can't fully appreciate her love and doesn't know how to properly love her back, or that the monstergirl will have to waste many waiting years to fullfill the age proximity requirement. So younger girl and older male is logically the best match.
Second, monstergirls are long-lived so a decade or two of age gap can be seen as "close." In addition to that, the difference will get relatively smaller the longer you're together, simple mathematics.

>> No.18949875

>>18949511
why are people here so anal about the source of the pictures posted here, every body has been to the wiki and you're lying if you say you haven't.

>> No.18949878

>>18949868
Half an hour to squeeze all that pedophilic bullshit out, how sad.

>> No.18949879

>>18949808
Pretty sure your mother lies awake at night wishing she aborted you.

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>>18949837

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>>18949837

>> No.18949897

>>18949875
If the wiki galleries are your primary source of monstergirl content and you're too lazy to change as much as a filename, it can definitely say something about the quality of your posts.

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>>18949879
The Order are not allowed to show any trace of compassion OR intelligence.

>> No.18949913

>18949837
Nothing but sexual innuendos and surprisingly good recipes

That or a CC chef who keeps talking about a meal that would be fit for a husband before trailing off in silence

>> No.18949914

>>18949895
Sometimes I want a big fucking meteor to hit this planet.

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>>18949880
>no syclla gf who makes ebin takoyaki

>> No.18949923

>>18949878
Why would you assume I instantly saw your post and spent half an hour typing a few sentences?

And I see the effort was certainly worth it, if only for making you show your true colors to everyone.

>> No.18949927

>>18949897
No, it's just not uncommon to dig through the wiki for a few pictures.

Also, why change the filename? To avoid getting made fun of by you? Lol not every picture deserves a clever title.

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Is there any monster girl cyoa out there?

>> No.18949941

>>18949837
>shows on how to sneak aphrodisiacs into his food
>good dishes that increase semen production
>best ways to serve yourself for dinner

>> No.18949949 [DELETED] 

>>18949927
>wikifag
>probably the image spammer
>unironic use of lol
Cancer.

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>>18949929
Not since Nyanon fucked it up.

>> No.18949965

>>18949875
Sources do matter to some extent. Grabbing garbage from deviantart or obviously being from reddit is looked down upon and rightfully so.
The wiki hate is silly though and mostly a hold over from the old wiki before all the bad stories and roleplay got quarantined. The new one was made specifically to escape that shit but old grudges are strong.
>>18949897
Not to condone spammy behaviour but there's a number of reasons someone could save something from the wiki and then there's the fact it also helps with anonymity, the moment you start giving files unique names like you suggest is the moment you become easy to keep track of and obsess over if someone is autistic enough.
I'd say judge the frequency of posts from the same person and the quality of them rather than them being from the wiki but the guy just responded with "lol" so in this case he's a retard.

>> No.18949966

>>18949417
>Demon friend shows up years later telling you shes your wife
>Shows you a crude crayon drawing of you and her together and your names signed.

>> No.18949967

>>18949941
>"Damnit, pineapple again?"

>> No.18949970

>>18949868
>human boy who can't fully appreciate her love

But that just leads to top tier hi-jinks when you reunite in college with a MG that took your childhood marriage vows much more seriously than you did

>> No.18949972

>>18949964
Why did they give snek that absolute worst hairstyle?

>> No.18949974

>>18949949
>Cancer.
Are you saying that cancer monster girls would be shitposters?
Shitposting with a monster girl would be kinda fun come to think of it.

>> No.18949976

>>18949964
Who? I don't know what are you talking about?

>> No.18949978

>>18949915
God Takoyaki is so good.

>>18949923
>And I see the effort was certainly worth it, if only for making you show your true colors to everyone.
Anon, I don't know how to tell you that I've been saying Loli is garbage for years. You didn't reveal shit.

>> No.18949981 [DELETED] 

>>18949976
dumb newfag

>> No.18949982

>>18949949
You're retarded if you didn't think that lol was unironic

>> No.18949983
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[x]Touch fluffy paws

>> No.18949996 [DELETED] 

>>18949982
>I was just pretending to be retarded.

>> No.18950005

>>18949970
And how many unnecessary years of disinterest/separation is that, ten or more. Sounds less like hijinks, and more like heartbreak and psychological torment.

>> No.18950006

>>18949983
i want an anubis to give me a paw job!

>> No.18950007

>>18949929
There's a few cyoa images if you're interested but very few are mge related.

>> No.18950010

Big milky ___

>> No.18950013

>>18950010
butts!

>> No.18950014

>>18950007
Sure, care to give a link?

>> No.18950016

>>18950010
Mindflayers.

>> No.18950017
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>>18950010
minotaur mammaries

>> No.18950020

>>18950017
She's got a lot of scars.

>> No.18950024

>>18950010
Salamanders!
Tomboys embarrassed about their huge leaking tits

>> No.18950025

>>18950020
You look at that axe and tell me she didn't trip and hurt herself when she was a kid trying to train with it.

>> No.18950026

>>18949929
Fiction.live has several

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>>18950010
Mersharks.

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>>18949837
>Hellhound hosts a cooking show
>It's literally all barbecue

>> No.18950032

>>18950020
all the sexier for moo-snu

>> No.18950033

>>18950032
What if I just want to cuddle?

>> No.18950036

>>18950033
As if you get a choice.

>> No.18950040

If theres a NotEgypt and numerous greek references is there also a NotRome?

>> No.18950041

>>18950005
It's only unnecessary bc she moved away from you my friend.

Besides, plenty of dudes are ready to start having sex in middle school. She might have to wait a few years at most in your scenario before.

>> No.18950043

>>18950033
thats fine but ya need to stare at em and trace em with your fingers
>>18950025
she should have gone for a minotaur sized halberd

>> No.18950045

>>18949978
Are you the same demonfag with all the adopted daughterus or was that an another guy, I can't remember anymore.

>> No.18950051

>>18950036
I see.
>>18950043
Are they sensitive?

>> No.18950052

>>18950045
Yeah, that's me.

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18950054

>I can be your angle or yuor devil

>> No.18950056

>>18950051
>Are they sensitive?
i'd like to think so

>> No.18950059

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub

Sometimes I wish KC understood English enough to read the Western stories he's inspired and to immediately regret everything he's ever done after doing so.

>> No.18950065

>>18949978
Loli is alright but only when the race is specifically built for it I.e sabbath races.

But that's just bc I prefer 1000 year old Loli's

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>> No.18950073

>Wake up in bed
>You are single
>Your sole objective is to get married as fast as possible

How do you do it?

>> No.18950076

>>18950070
Stop posting shit you found from deviant art

>> No.18950079

>>18950014
Angel route: https://my.mixtape.moe/zweuva.jpg
Demon route: https://my.mixtape.moe/uqmgel.jpg
Potential last option: https://my.mixtape.moe/jsstma.png

Bugs: https://my.mixtape.moe/ujhwpj.jpg
And then there's probably more in these archives if you're willing to sift through them for monster girl stuff: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
Yeah it's /tg/ but cyoas are the only thing I go there for.

>> No.18950080

>>18950076
>deviant art
Read the fucking file name.

>> No.18950083

>>18950073
go back to sleep for a sweet nightmare booty

>> No.18950086

>>18950076
Up your file name skills anon, that's from pixiv.

>> No.18950087

>>18950073
paint self red from neck down, walk into field full of holsts and minos

>> No.18950096

>>18950080
>>18950086
I know where it's from, it was more a statement of the quality, which is deviant art-tier

This didn't used to happen so often. What's with all the really bad art being posted now?

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>>18950073

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>>18950073

>> No.18950104 [DELETED] 

>>18950097
Fuck off.

>> No.18950106

>>18950073
walk outside with a sign that says
>Single, has home and low standards
>No furries

>> No.18950107 [DELETED] 
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>>18950104
>He doesn't know

>> No.18950114

>>18950052
I thought so, your posting style is recognizable.
And so is your tendency to flip from politeness to assblast when argued against.
And the way you've "been saying Loli is garbage for years" by getting really angry in the thread and calling everyone pedophiles.

And I'd say it's fairly likely you were the cunnypost falseflagger from quite a while back too, considering how he posted in a very similar style as you do while you're angry, when he made a post bragging and admitting to doing it to falseflag.

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>>18950104
This has to be a troll

>> No.18950120 [DELETED] 

>>18950107
Everyone knows. Doesn't mean making a shit recreation and wasting images isn't fucking retarded.

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>>18950120
>wasting images
>on an IMAGEboard
You're just assblasted because you have less room to spam mermaids.

>> No.18950140 [DELETED] 

>>18950134
Your logic is still retarded, anon. You spamming shit tier meme images is just as shit as the mermaid poster.

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>>18950140
are you upset?

>> No.18950148 [DELETED] 

>>18950146
2/10 bait. Go back to spamming shit art from pixiv and /monster/ you fucking faggot.

>> No.18950155

>>18950134
>>18950146
Look, it's attempting to be cute by spamming Cheshire images now.

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[x]Touch reverse scale

>> No.18950161

>>18950024
>Flushed salamander shouting at anon. To stop looking at her massive chesticles and fight

>> No.18950175

>>18950161
Grope them when her guard is down!

>> No.18950177

>>18950134
>>18950120
Oh boy it's the fucking brainlet rumble hour again

>> No.18950181

>>18950054
Those are clearly 2 separate girls.

>> No.18950186

>>18950120
>I was only pretending

>> No.18950190

>>18950175
But anon, if you do that she’ll drop her weapons and begin moaning, especially should you pop those massive tanks free and go full on milking.
A humiliating defeat if ever there was one

>> No.18950198 [DELETED] 

>>18950186
You don't have to be so harsh about yourself, anon.

>> No.18950206

>>18950031
>ywn learn how to cook real barbecue from a Hellhound pit master down south

>> No.18950214
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>>18947679
I want to destroy lizardgirls with my alchemy.

>> No.18950221

I was following orders , you can't get mad at me for following orders.

>> No.18950222

>You'll never have a fox childhood friend who is actually a 9 tailed Kitsune disguising herself as a child in order to guide you along as you grow up, ensuring that you grow into her ideal husband

>> No.18950225

>>18950031
Could it be one of those kill what you eat shows, like what Gordon Ramsey did?

>> No.18950227

>>18950214
What shithole did you come from?

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>>18950206
BBQ time?

>> No.18950236

>>18950227
>>>/tg/ of course.

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>>18950222
She must really have held back her lust.

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>>18950237
This game is pure gold.

>> No.18950245 [DELETED] 

>>18950221
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.18950247

>>18950229
There are several place near where I live with cattle.

Would be strange to see one break out and then follow me home one day.

>> No.18950250 [DELETED] 

>>18950237
>>18950242
Game is shit and you're shit for constantly spamming the same three fucking images of it.

>> No.18950254

>>18950242
Hopefully the 2nd game gets translated too. Looking forward the graped ending there.

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>>18950247
I have a brown swiss in my backyard so there is that

>> No.18950257

>>18950237
>>18950242
You don't need to repost these every goddamn time the game is mentioned. You're only putting a bad taste in everyones mouth.

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>>18950245
He just got confronted by one of these.

>> No.18950262

>>18950242
Is this some shitty falseflag of spamming to get everyone to start hating that game?

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>>18950250
>Game is shit
Your taste is shit.

>> No.18950273

>>18950265
Its okay, but I hesitate to call it a "game"
as you have no real impact on what happens other then the order you see some of the corruptions

>> No.18950274

>>18950250
The game is good, the guy's just a retard.
>>18950262
It's exactly that.

>> No.18950275 [DELETED] 

>>18950260
I don't get it.

>> No.18950278

>>18950275
I think he's quoting a human soldier who got rekt by her

>> No.18950282 [DELETED] 

>>18950278
Wow, she seems like a cunt.

>> No.18950283

>>18950262
It's the braindead redditor that can't quite take a hint that he's not welcome here after spamming ad-nauseum.

>> No.18950286

>>18950260
>tfw no Dark Brave Succubus motherfu

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>>18950273
Exet understands that 99% of people who play H-games only play them for the Bad Ends, so they just cut out the middleman.

>> No.18950289 [DELETED] 

>>18950265
Nothing about the same four images you keep posting every fucking time the game gets talked about looks good.

>> No.18950295

>>18950288
Granted
But Its still a bit jarring

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>> No.18950304

>>18950302
>>18947221

>> No.18950306

>>18950273
It's not supposed to be some MLG test of skill, these things are a whole genre of their own and sort of a spin off of visual novels told in RPG maker form.

>> No.18950307

>>18950288
>99% of people who play H-games only play them for the Bad Ends
I blame retarded gamemakers locking the h scenes to failure conditions, so of course everyone would go for them as otherwise they'd go play actual games. Its a rare sight for a porn game to reward you winning with porn instead of punishing you by locking it out.

>> No.18950308

>>18950307
Good thing you can reload your save after losing.

>> No.18950311

>>18950307
I'd list some games that do it right but I'd get crucified right away for the type of content they contain.
That said, game over H scenes do work the best for games pandering to rape fetishes.

>> No.18950316

>>18950311
>I'd list some games that do it right but I'd get crucified right away for the type of content they contain.
What kind of content?

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>>18950114
Childhood friend demonfag sure got quiet after this post. To be honest, I've connected the dots a long time ago and known about his butthurt shitposting habits for years by now. He didn't leave any clear proof connecting his waifufag persona and anonymous shitposting persona, and for some time now he seemed to have mellowed out so it would've been petty and pointless to try to expose him anymore.

I'll probably regret digging this drama up in the heat of the moment later, but since this time he was as eager to character assassinate himself as he is to shitpost, what can you do.

>> No.18950319 [DELETED] 

>>18950316
What do you think, retard?

>> No.18950322

>>18950308
>Have to lose on purpose
At that point might as well go to sadpanda for the gallery

>> No.18950324

>>18950306
I think a complete VN stlye would of served the game better than using RPG maker
>MLG test of skill
I'm not asking for contra in my porn, just something to do in the "game" part of a game

>> No.18950327

>>18950318
Anon, I don't know how to tell you I have a life and can't be at the computer 24/7.

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>>18950322
At very least they'll include one H-Scene at the end to compensate the player for being blueballed.

>> No.18950330

>>18950316
Not thread friendly stuff that's for sure and I'm not going to post them here. But if you hop over to /vg/ and check their h game generals you might have some luck finding them, I wouldn't wish lurking those threads on anyone though.

>> No.18950331

>>18950318
I feel like a few people here share the childhood demon-friend fantasy though

>> No.18950338

>>18950331
I feel like he just doesn't like me because I hate Lolicons.
Accusing me of being the cunnyposter is a low blow though. That word makes me physically ill.

>> No.18950341

>>18950324
To be honest, if the reward was decent porn I've strive to be good at what I play.
At least I'd have a motivator outside of getting to tournament level skill

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>>18950327
If you had a life then you wouldn't be on 4chan.

>> No.18950347

>>18950344
I assure you I have a life and a job anon.
It's just I'm also depressed and this is the only place I've found that I can actually talk about monstergirls. If that means I have to share a thread with lolicons and daughteru dickers fine but I'm not going to be nice to them.

>> No.18950349

>>18950324
I think the RPG maker format works because it lets you explore the setting a bit more and get a feel for it that way. You can't really get that with a VN, you get 2 or 3 backgrounds at most that get recycled for different locations.

>> No.18950358

>>18950338
I'm all about the loli life but it's weird how indignant most loli lovers get when people don't share their fetish.

>> No.18950363

>>18950322
The inn scenes with the swiss army knife of sex is mandatory at least.

>> No.18950364

>>18950349
It would be better if it was a bit more interactive
Not a full blown david cage way, but still

Welp seeing as were here
What's your favourite corruption?
Mine is the mindflayer
And if you went through the second game, whats your favourite in that

>> No.18950369

>>18950358
Honestly, I'm likely to leave you alone if you don't shove that shit in my face. That's why I hate daughteru dickers so much, one kept trying to tell me I was a bad parent for not wanting to dick my daughterus.

>> No.18950372

>>18950330
It's kinda hard to find what you mean when the thread is full of everything and the specific "well done" games can be whichever you know/don't know about, of which there can be a lot.

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Send your daughters to Camp Pally for the summer!

>> No.18950383

>>18950260
>Max Stats
>Limit break on heart
rip anons pelvis

>> No.18950386

>>18950369
But you are a bad parent if the daughteru (and maybe wife) wants it.

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>>18950358
loli a shit

>> No.18950390 [DELETED] 

>>18950386
How about you go make out with oncoming traffic you sick fuck?

>> No.18950397

>>18950369
>how dare you not like my fetish

But for real, I kinda assumed the daughteru dickers are half sarcastic pushing that shit

That or half retarded

>> No.18950399

>>18950390
You seem to have confused this thread with some other one.

>> No.18950401

>>18950399
Last I checked this isn't the inbred cucks thread anon, this is the monstergirl thread.

>> No.18950404

>>18950383
They used to be heroines so they had would have broken stats from the start.

>> No.18950408

>>18950404
>had would have
I need some weresheep wool

>> No.18950410

>>18950364
Mindflayer too.
Not played the second game yet but from what I've seen the Nacho one looks the best. I'm a bit of a chaosfag.

>> No.18950411

>>18950331
I don't have a particular problem with his fantasies, the problem I have with him is his autism outside his waifuposting and how he hasn't been called out for it.

>>18950338
>That word makes me physically ill.
Seeing how the one time the original cunnyposter broke character and admitted to doing it to falseflag had a very similar posting style as you when you're not waifuposting and playing nice, and the motive was blatantly obviously grossing out people, that isn't exactly a convincing excuse.

>>18950358
There's quite a large difference between not sharing a fetish, and how some people like our demonfag here take it.

>>18950390
Damn, you're really bad even at playing the victim.

>> No.18950413

>>18950401
Monstegirls live on cock, anon. If you don't give it to them, they either force you or go looking for someone elses.
Being a responsible parent is knowing what's good for your daughteru, and dick is what's best for any monstergirl.

>> No.18950418
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>>18950408
Sleepy sheepy time

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>>18950413
Monstergirls also don't cuck their mommas.

>> No.18950420

>>18950073
>Withdraw large number of twenties from ATM
>Hit the bar
>Get lightly buzzed and start buying drinks for any girl who catches my eye
>As soon as any of them confront me, immediately make my intentions clear
>Single, kissless virgin
>College educated and employed in a well paying job
>Looking for a long-term relationship
>Talk for a bit
>Get to know each other
>If we hit off, set up a follow-up date
I've thought about this a lot.

>> No.18950422

>>18950413
You know what the proper procedure for your daughteru is? Let her find her own boy. My dick belongs to my waifu and her only.

>> No.18950424

>>18950387
shota a shit.

>> No.18950425

>>18950410
For the second i'm going with apophis

>> No.18950427

>>18950358
A bit of it comes from the breast lovers too, there's one or two people that get pissy if the sabbath is talked about when they're around or someone dares mention a loli version of a race that's typically thought of as an onee-san.
I just wish both tribes could get along, I like both body types even if I am mostly into the more mature ones and at least both of them can stand side by side and be glad they're not fatfags.

>> No.18950428

>>18950419
>>18950422
That's why i said 'if all parties are okay'. If either isn't then obvioulsy not.

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>>18950364
Alraune.

>> No.18950432

>>18949868
>>18950005
>Your fantasy is wrong, here is why

wot

>> No.18950433

>>18950428
Well that's better than most daughteru dickers are.
Most of them are of the opinion that "if you don't fuck your child you're a shitty parent" and that's why I hope they never breed.

>> No.18950437

>>18950428
If your waifu is OK with getting cucked-especially by her own daughter-then you obviously fell in love with the wrong girl.

>> No.18950439
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Alright boys, we've done enough shitposting about each others fetish's for one thread.
Decided to start writing, here's my pastebin.

https://pastebin.com/u/MGC-Yeezus

Ones story was a green-text I posted a few threads ago before I realized I needed a pastebin. Another is just an extrapolation of a short green text. The third is an actual story I guess

Anyway, I'll post it one more time next thread and then I promise not to spam.

>> No.18950440

>>18950425
Well I am a fan of grapesnakes too so that's also good.

>> No.18950442
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onis are nice

>> No.18950443

>>18950437
Implying i'd stop loving my wife.

>> No.18950449

>>18950390
>deleted
Regretted posting it that badly?

>> No.18950450

>>18950437
What kind of moron tells their wife they're cheating on them?

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>>18950443
Good waifus NEVER share their men.

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>>18950442
Adult raj best raj

>> No.18950460

>>18950439
Nice. I remember that greentext and it was pretty good, I'll give your other stuff a read soon.

>> No.18950463

>>18950449
I think the janitor wasn't happy about me telling someone to kill themselves.

>> No.18950464

>>18950449
Probably global 3'd.

>> No.18950465

>>18950450
She'll find out eventually.

>> No.18950471

>>18950439
>The name of the fist story
>SlightWorry.jpeg
I'm sure it's good and all and I will read it, but just going by the name I expect some gregori-level shit.

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>>18950442
Yes they are

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>>18947805
Grey Seers are silly.

>> No.18950476

>>18950439
Man, that first greentext story is some heavy heresy

>> No.18950477

>>18950439
Good to see you got around to it, looking forward to more.

>> No.18950480

>>18950473
It probably says something about Red Oni that my adopteru could probably lift me and her mother easily.

>> No.18950482

>>18950480
>tfw your daughteru is bigger than you by age 10

>> No.18950484

>>18950302
Wilmarina is the best KC girl.

>> No.18950486

>>18950471
oh yeah don't worry about the titles, I put 5 seconds of thought in to the name as I paste them.

>> No.18950488

>>18948705
If you're ok with buttconsenting a loli Shirohebi then you may be interested in this.
https://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>> No.18950489
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18950493

>>18950482
>tfw your Red Oni adopteru is 18 years old and 7' 5"
>tfw you and your waifu are 5' 9" and 5' 1" respectively.
>tfw she was 3' 9" when you adopted her and her sister.
They grow up so damn fast.

>> No.18950496

>>18950489
Will you never be breastfed by a holstaur for long?

>> No.18950497

>>18950476
Pretty sure it's played for laughs.

>> No.18950499

>>18950455
>The tiny towel on her snakes heads
Cute.

>> No.18950502

>>18950497
Of course. My post wasn't meant to be hostile. I didn't find my sad demon picture to go with it.

>> No.18950510
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>>18950458
Does anyone know who drew this?

>> No.18950512
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>>18950493
>tfw 5'6
>tfw when wont settle for a waifu under 6'6

>> No.18950518

>>18950510
Phone posting keeps making me quote shit i don't mean to

>> No.18950523

>>18950471
>The name of the fist story
>fist story
>fist

Curse you for getting my hopes up

>> No.18950531

>>18950510
It's from the /tg drawthread years ago (2015 at least)
It was draw in respose to someone using the MGE demon as a reff, and a guy losing his shit and saying succubi were never sexual

>> No.18950535

>>18950531
>succubi were never sexual

What? Aren't succubi literally semen demons even in the original source myths?

>> No.18950539

>>18950531
>and saying succubi were never sexual
haha what

>> No.18950541

>>18950535
Maybe he only saw the ugly ones?

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>>18950531
>Succubi were never sexual
>They were literally blamed by the Catholics as a reason for wet dreams
>The first Succubus in Abrahamic records is Lilith, the first wife of Adam, who got banished for wanting to ride on top of him during sex in the dominant position
Good to know the only thing that seperates NiceDaemonette from retards like Bollocks is a fucking board.

>> No.18950552

>>18950535
Unclear, but their preying on lonely, single men has been part of the mythos for some time.

Pretty sure they shared child-eating with the OG Lamia.

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>>18950531
>and a guy losing his shit and saying succubi were never sexual
Wew.
>>18950541
He must have grown acclimated to fat butterfaced artwork.

>> No.18950556

>>18950418
I need these in my life. I am tired all the time.

>> No.18950557

>>18950535
>>18950539
If I remember right he got spammed with fantasy stuff relating to succubi across the board.

>> No.18950562

>>18950550
>NiceDaemonette
Don't tell me that mentally ill creature still browses this site.

>> No.18950568

>>18950557
Where you around for the Echidna talk? at least that one makes sense as the Echidna isn't always a snake

>> No.18950570

>>18950550
>Lilith
>Succubus
>Lilim

Really makes you think.

>> No.18950573

>>18950568
Explain

>> No.18950616

>>18950573
You know how in drawthreads people tend to constantly repost their requests till someone picks it up?
Well like before, this guy uses MGE's echidna as a ref, and this other guy kept telling him to rename the filename to naga as echidna's are not snakes

The fun part about that is that Echidna's are more often shown as snakes then the other forms theey may have, serioulsy
Google echidna monster and you will receive snakes (and thankfully next to no sonic art)

>> No.18950640

>>18950616
>Nāga - a serpent deity in Buddhist, Hindu and Jain mythology
>serpent - a large snake

Its a snek

>> No.18950641

>>18950455
I wonder what Medusae would do to unfaithful husbands. Would she petrify him and put him in the middle of town along with a board that says "I cheated on my waifu"?

>> No.18950645 [DELETED] 

If you had the ability to take one setting and turn it into an MGE version, what would it be and why?

>> No.18950650

>>18950645
Persona, because the lewd potential would be off the charts.

>> No.18950652

>>18950645
Animal Crossing.

>> No.18950653
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>>18950645

>> No.18950656

>>18950640
The point was that the guy didn't want the MGE echidna to be called as such

>> No.18950663

>>18950653
>Monster Fucker

>> No.18950666

>>18950645
Probably monster hunter
if not that, then EMG

>> No.18950667

>>18949964
Is that Slime wearing a pirate hat?

>> No.18950668

>>18950550
>lilith was banished because she wanted to be the dominant one in bed

So, wait. Does this mean the Abrahamic God created Eve as Adam's submissive waifu because that's what he was into?

>> No.18950670

>>18950663
>>18950653
I see people draw MH monsters as monstergirls for a while. This could work.

All hunters would be male of course.

>> No.18950674

>>18950645
Dog Days, a MGE version would be so comfy that even weresheep and dormice couldn't compare.

>> No.18950681

>>18950645
Kemono Friends.

>> No.18950684 [DELETED] 

>>18950650
An MGE SMT game would be top tier.

>> No.18950688 [DELETED] 

>>18950670
Would the Handlers be all female, then?

>> No.18950692
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>>18950681
this

>> No.18950695

>>18950688
Yes but also gagged so you never have to hear any of their drivel.

>> No.18950696
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>>18950670
Kind of late to this party, anon.

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>>18950695
It really is amazing how stupid they managed to make our Handler. I just want my Guildmarm back.
And what's with this new autistic captcha system?

>> No.18950715 [DELETED] 

>>18950695
But that would eliminate the sense of bliss you'd feel when shoving your cock down her throat to shut her up.

>> No.18950716

>>18950713
I notice captchas getting worse if you post rapidly.

>> No.18950717 [DELETED] 

>>18950713
I fucking hate it holy shit. I bet it has something to do with /r9k/ fucking things up royally.

>> No.18950720
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>>18950656
Ya, he is a retard.

>> No.18950727

>>18950713
>>18950716
>>18950717
The fuck kinda captchas are you getting?

>> No.18950736

>>18950727
The worst I got was 5 click all X captchas in a row.

>> No.18950742
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>>18950727
This shit

>> No.18950747

>>18950713
>Deviljho
>Eternally hungry for dick
>Sex only makes her more hungry.

>> No.18950748 [DELETED] 

>>18950727
>>18950742
The worst part is that after a successful post it just fucking breaks and you have to refresh the page.

>> No.18950750

>>18950742
Holy shit what the fuck

>> No.18950751

>>18950736
Huh, mine have been fine.

>> No.18950757

>>18950748
fucking hiroshimoot spends all the maintenance money of coke and hookers

>> No.18950759

>>18950742
Welcome to how everywhere else does captcha. Captcha Long Form.

Calm the fuck down. The short form is more of a phone poster thing anyway.

>> No.18950761

>>18950742
>>18950750
That's what happens when some part of it is being blocked.

>> No.18950762

>>18950748
Haven't had that happen to me yet, thank christ.

>> No.18950765 [DELETED] 

>>18950759
Eat shit, Hiro. This garbage doesn't fucking work.

>> No.18950766

>>18950751
Guess I'm kinda lucky compared to >>18950742

Sometimes I don't even need a captcha too.

>> No.18950769

>>18950645
Kantai Collection

>> No.18950771

>>18950742
That's an old error, usually the result of your browser or connection fucking up and not loading the captcha properly.

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>>18950645
Monster Girl Island

>> No.18950789

>>18950771
Weird. Never had it happen to me before.

>> No.18950791 [DELETED] 

>>18950788
Fuck right off.

>> No.18950793

>>18950771
I'm getting it too. Looks like the Feds are stepping up their game now that /polr9k/ has a catchy ISIS-esque name for their bullshit.

Let us pray Reddit deals with this shit too.

>> No.18950800

>>18950766
That's because you have a "trusted" cookie.
Which is to say you've passed captchas reliably in the past and the cookie is old enough.

>> No.18950807

>>18950800
I see.

>> No.18950813

>>18950668
When you think about it, abrahamic faith is one big warning about the perils of women. The myth revolves around good and evil, and you could view the holy trinity as male (Father, Son, Holy Spirit (in mankind)). Opposing, there's an unspoken "unholy trinity" consisting of women or female traits: the Devil (Lucifer is an indirect schemer and sometimes described as "beautiful" before his treason, both feminine traits), Lilith the Ur-Thot, and as a bit of a stretch The Unholy Spirit(in mankind(female)).

>> No.18950820 [DELETED] 

>>18950793
This recent shit is 100% reddit's fault.

>> No.18950835

>not being a good goy and paying $20 for captcha-free shitopsting all year long

>> No.18950837

>>18950820
Yeah but try explaining that to the media
https://youtu.be/DNO6G4ApJQY

>> No.18950841

>>18950742
I'm just not getting captchas, like at all. I just click in the empty space where a captcha would normally be and it just accepts it as though I entered the thing correctly.

>> No.18950857

You'd trust an Apophis as a babysitter, right?

>> No.18950858

>>18950841
That's captcha easy-modo.
Fast Captchas
Or Fast Cap, for short.

I used to get those too.

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>>18950835
Chinamoot doesn't need more dosh, support your local Tanuki population

>> No.18950866

>>18950837
>MySpace
Jesus H. Christ

>> No.18950869

>>18950857
Yeah, its fine as long as your kid is not Egyptian.

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>>18950668
Well in so many words, let me try to elucidate. In the Talmuddic folklore, and Zoharastic teachings, Lilith was created from the same dirt was Adam. Which, in effect, made her his equal. Now, in opposition to what YHWH had intended, she wanted to be on top during the act of coitus with her partner. Consequently, due to this, she was banished from Eden and refused to return after she joined with the Archangel Samael.

Her name carries with it the weight of a creature of the night who engages in wanton acts of carnal pleasure, and her daughters are referred to as the Lilim. Now, with the Succubi Agrat Bat Malat, Namaah, and Eisheth Zenunim, Lilith forms the Four Heavenly Angels of Prostitution. Quite the polar opposite to the accepted Cardinal Archangels Uriel, Raphael, Michael, and Gabriel.

>> No.18950886
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What sort of stuff does your waifu like to read?

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>>18950886
gun magazines

>> No.18950898

>>18950891
Good, good

>> No.18950902 [DELETED] 

>>18950885
Go away faggot.

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>>18950857
Of course!

>> No.18950909 [DELETED] 

>>18950891
I'd kill for a monster girl with Hiromi Hirata's voice.

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>>18950886

>> No.18950915

>>18950902
>answering other anon's questions isn't allowed

>> No.18950916

>>18950915
You're allowed anon, I accept you

>> No.18950920

>>18950886
My waifu is all about those dense scientific journals, she's always up to date on the cutting edge of chemistry and magical science.

>> No.18950927

>>18950902
I enjoyed it.

>>18950885
Some might consider the focus on inequality between the sexes as an inherent issue with Judeo-Christian theology. However, I would reason it's more a sign of the era these stories were written in. The Jewish reform movement and many sects of modern day Christianity have made great strides in equality.

Also, consider thay Lilith is now portrayed in pop culture as a sexy AF q3.14 rather than a child-eating she-devil.

>> No.18950954

>>18950909
Thinking about voices for monster girls is always a fun way to pass time.
Give me Salamander that sounds like Koshimizu Ami, a Baphomet with a similar voice to Yuuki Aoi or a Wight with a voice similar to Ohara Sayaka's that she uses for Magisa and I'll sell my soul for them.

>> No.18950956

>>18950927
This is true. It's also interesting to note that Eisheth was the Princess of the Qlipoth, which basically made her into the Whore-Queen of the Damned.

>> No.18950971
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What do you say?

>> No.18950982

>>18950927
>However, I would reason it's more a sign of the era these stories were written in.
It's a sign of the antagonistic nature of relationships between sexes that runs through all of human history and every society in it, and the inherent antagonism in sexual reproduction as a whole. By it's nature somebody is always in charge, and the side that isn't in charge is getting fucked over in some way. Religions, myths and isms are means to control populations and human minds, which means whoever is in charge at the time writes them to favor their own side.

>> No.18950984

>>18950869
Oh, no, not for my kid. For me.
Also I'm 30 so it's less like babysitting and more like paying a woman to come to my home and spend time with me for a few hours.

>> No.18950990

>>18950984
you mean a prostitute?

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>>18950982

>> No.18951003

>>18950971
find a better artist

>> No.18951010

>>18950971
Yes without a second thought. Then eat her out till she cums multiple times before sticking it in.

>> No.18951014

>>18950990
No, no. I mean, if she wants to have sex, we can, but that's not what I'm after.
I want a babysitter, but for an adult. Get it?

>> No.18951017

>>18950971
Oh hey, I remember cropping that picture

>>18951003
Oh good, it still has the intended effect

Horitomo's been at this for 10 fucking years and has barely gotten any better

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>>18951014
t./r9k/

>> No.18951030

>>18950645
Baccano
Basically 1920s prohibition era, run and gun moonshing, plus a little alchemy, fringe science, and satanic rituals sprinkled in.

>> No.18951039

>>18950902
I should like to think I'm allowed to answer questions if I have the knowledge on hand to do so. Fuck me, I don't know who pissed in your Cheerios.

>> No.18951047

>>18951039
I did

>> No.18951049

I want to get kicked in the balls by fluffy Werewolf feet!

>> No.18951057

>>18951049
Space Jin please leave.

>> No.18951069

>>18950995
Meme all you want, but it's a fact. Male and female sexuality are incompatible with eachother, and there's no real societal compromise or true equality possible.

And humans are a mild case in the antagonistic reproduction scheme when you look at animals as a whole.

>> No.18951072

>>18950886
Usually she reads the classics such as paradise lost and Ulysses but
The other day I caught her reading fan-fiction on MGEwiki

>> No.18951079

>>18951069
t./r9k/

>> No.18951080

>>18951014
Rental mommy?

>> No.18951084

>>18951069
Go wallow in your self-pity somewhere else fucko, this is supposed to be a comfy sexy fantasy thread.

>> No.18951086

>>18951049
New fetish obtained

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>>18951069

>> No.18951092

>>18950982
>>18950995
Wait what?

I just meant that things have been and continue to get better in the long run. Consider the whole "original sin" bullshit. Or how Christianity was once used to justify slavery.

But ideas like "Thou shalt not kill" still stick around. A bit fuzzy when wars are concerned but, at the very least murder isn't regarded as legal.

Over time, we trim the fat and keep the choice cuts.

Fuck me, how the hell am I having this conversation at this hour, on this board, and at this BAC level? I'm done

>> No.18951099

>>18951080
No, not at all.
Look, I just want to get graped without having to spell it out, okay?

>> No.18951102

>>18951079
Aren't you grumpy. But look on the bright side, atleast humans don't reproduce by the means of gangrape, enormous tentacle penises and labyrinth vaginas.

>> No.18951107

>>18950645
Star Wars.
I just want to pilot an X-Wing damnit.

>> No.18951116

>>18951107
>Star Wars.
Look at this dude.

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>>18951107
>not 40k

>> No.18951132

>>18951069
>Male and female sexuality are incompatible with each other
Really? I thought things were working pretty well for these past millennia, what with sex happening and continuing to happen.

>> No.18951134

>>18951125
This, but I didn't want to mention it considering how certain people react

>> No.18951137

>>18951049
I want to have my dick stepped on by a dominatrix yeti who looks at me with scornful eyes and tells me I'm human garbage who doesn't deserve hugs!
As part of bedroom roleplay of course.

>> No.18951145

>>18951137
I love the idea of roleplaying still having a place in MGE. Makes the whole "sex all the time(but not really) more believable.

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>>18951137
Yetis are fearsome beasts!

>> No.18951158

>>18950645
Ar Tonelico for singing magictek with snakes

>> No.18951165

>>18951116
Anon, you can look me in the eye and tell me you never wanted to fuck a Twi’lek?

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>>18951152
Yetis need and deserve love

>> No.18951173

>>18951145
It's a really nice idea. Especially with how deredere the girls are for their husbands, if there's a fetish they can pander to that doesn't break the setting they'd be more than happy to play it out.
Plus you can pay them back by doing butler roleplay or something.
>>18951152
Fear the nice ones.

>> No.18951174

You've just moved into a new home. As you're unpacking you hear a knock at the door. You heard this was a friendly neighborhood so you figured you might get some locals coming over to introduce themselves.

Whichever big, black box you read first is whoever is the first new neighbor to come knocking at your door.

A very large, but very feminine southern-accented holstaur greets you at the door. She's pushing 7'0" but she has a soft, subtle figure covered in a flowing, flower-printed sundress. She's well-spoken and to-the-point and comes bearing a pan of her 'famous' apple cobbler and, in case you didn't like sweets, a skillet of her grandaddy's 'extra-famous' buttermilk cornbread. She asks politely to come in and the happy, blushing freckled face makes it difficult to say no.

A very tired-looking Succubus in loose, shabby business attire greets you with casual 'Yo!' and a lazy flick of her wrist. The bags under her eyes are almost ink-colored, there's a slouch to her posture, and a slur to her voice. She explains she's been pulling some all-nighters at the office but that she never misses a chance to greet a new neighbor. Despite her work-worn appearance and obvious fatigue there's a fun-loving glint in her eyes and the sincere notion that, as tired as she is, she doesn't see this as a chore. She temptingly shakes a bottle of cheap wine which looks to have already had a swig taken out of it.

A laid-back Gandharva greets you with a calm, but impressive twirl of her fingers. The smell of incense is heavy on her and she's draped in an intricately colored handmade poncho. She explains she always tries to give heads up to new neighbors since her band (a sitar-jazz fusion ensemble called 'The Gilded Pebbles') practices next door three times a week. It takes her several times to explain this and she seems to have a tendency to lose her train of thought and go off on pleasant but unnecessary tangents. Despite her indirectness it's easy to be amused by her creative wordplay and 'peace and love' attitude.

It's the landlady. She's a former Oni delinquent who mellowed out at some point in her 20's and settled down into a more lawful, good-natured lifestyle. You hear she spends a lot of time mentoring local delinquents. She still has some of the rough and tumble spirit in her but she has a good heart, a loud laugh, and she brought a case of beer as a housewarming gift. She figure she's getting near her 30s now but you can't tell if she's fishing for casual romance or is just that friendly of a person.

>> No.18951176

>>18951168
Stop posting bad art

>> No.18951181

>>18951165
I don't since they're ugly western xeno shit.

>> No.18951191

>>18951174
>box one
yes, YES!

>> No.18951193 [DELETED] 

>>18951125
40k is trash, fuck off /tg/.

>> No.18951194

>>18951165
Not him but I wanted to so much when I was 13 and playing one of the ps1 starwars games.

My tastes have changed and I dislike western style art but the right artist can still bring out the horny boy who had no internet for fap material.

>> No.18951196

>>18951132
It has worked on a surface utilitarian level, but remember that every successful culture has had one sex clearly in charge. What men want from women and what women want from men are mutually exclusive things, and someone has always had to bend to make it work.

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>>18951193
We have great bird waifus though.

>> No.18951208

>>18951174
>2
>tired and fun loving OL succ
I'm in love, I'd gladly drink wine with her and offer her some better stuff out of my personal stash to share.

>> No.18951211

>>18951168
That chocolate is already soup in those paws, I'll be the valentine of the nice White Horn down the street

>> No.18951240

>>18949929
Not on here, but anonkun / fiction.live has plenty of them, some are pretty alright.

I know you're in here, Yananon. Update when?

>> No.18951242 [DELETED] 

>>18951174
>landlady Oni
I might not drink alcohol but she sounds really nice.

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>>18950891
>tfw will never build matching ARs with wolfu waifu
>tfw you will never ring steel at the range
>tfw you will never cuddle afterward

>> No.18951248

>>18951196
The someone is (YOU) putting in some work to get laid instead of going for the high score.

>> No.18951260

>>18950909
I'll take Eri Kitamura, thanks.

>> No.18951270 [DELETED] 

>>18951203
There are better ones elsewhere. Ones that don't attract faggots from /tg/.

>> No.18951276

>>18951240
Did they ever sort out their drama over lolis? Never really used the site but I remember something shit going down between the userbase and the owner.

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>>18950909
I want Mayu Udono.

>> No.18951283

>>18951193
>Suddenly freaking out now when people were talking about Skaven earlier without a peep from you
Just fuck off already, you clearly don't actually care about /tg/, you just don't like 40k in particular.

>> No.18951286

>>18951152
Can they make me cum from a hug?
And how would they react?

>> No.18951294
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>>18951203
Don't feed him

>> No.18951297

>>18951294
>fa/tg/uy getting defensive

>> No.18951304

>>18951297
I don't use /tg/, it's probably one of the least intelligent boards on the site. They have dumber arguments than /v/. I'd sooner fucking kill myself than ever touch /tg/ again.

>> No.18951313

>>18951304
/tg/ has declined.

>> No.18951319

>>18951313
Big time
It's furry city now

>> No.18951321

>>18951174
>Southern Belle Holst
Be still my already weak heart.

>> No.18951323

>>18951174
That Gandharva sounds nice.

>> No.18951327 [DELETED] 

>>18951283
Anons aren't here 24/7, retard.

>> No.18951329

>>18951248
You're projecting instead of trying to look at the whole system from an objective point of view. And do you really think I would be hanging out on this website, on this board, in this thread, and having this conversation in the middle of the night, if I had any interest in interacting with 3DPDs?

>> No.18951336

>>18951327
The idea of non-neets browsing this board causes me ceaseless revulsion

>> No.18951338

>>18951286
Can some true hero write a green about cuming from a Yeti's hug?

>> No.18951346
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>>18951313
>declined
The correct term is reclined.

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>>18951327
>Anons aren't here 24/7
y-yeah

>> No.18951355

I bet monster girl neighbors and co-workers notice when anon's back from vacation.

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Has the artist made any more of this rat? I forget the pixiv.

>> No.18951359

>>18951283
I always wondered what was up with that, fantasy has its share of grimdark so it cant be that.

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Is it safe to post Pleiades now?

>> No.18951366

>>18951362
No. Kill yourself.

>> No.18951369

>>18951329
>trying to look at the whole system from an objective point of view
To see what? Your nihilistic world view of a zero-sum game?

What is love "objectively"?

Objectively, I'd rather get drunk than continue this conversation with someone so set in their ideas of the world being shit than consider the possibility that maybe it isn't.

I encourage you to do the same. Crack open a cold one right now.

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>>18951359
Whenever the word "40k" is brought up a random person reading it will fly into an autistic rage why its the worst thing ever.

>> No.18951374

>>18951329
https://youtu.be/gN12ru3fpw0

>> No.18951376

>>18951369
I'm on medication that can cause seizures if I consume alcohol.

>> No.18951379

>>18951362
Two of those aren't plaids. Incidentally, they're the only good ones unless buggsy is also sweet.

>> No.18951383

>>18951362
Maybe you shouldn't have spammed them like an obnoxious faggot.

>> No.18951385 [DELETED] 

>>18951356
Yes, the very next picture is her getting mating pressed.

>> No.18951386

>>18951327
Yeah I guess, I'm only here for 17 of them. Man has to sleep sometime.

>> No.18951389

>>18951359
Well, here's the thing.
Taking the gimderp seriously is a mistake and making a parody of the setting is all fine and fun, especially easier with the fantasy version.

I mean, shit, I'd love a bunch of shortstack dwarves with long braids that love fighten, drinkin, and grudgin as much as I'd like rough and tumble Orc girls that love fighting and get stronger from it.

>> No.18951391 [DELETED] 

>>18951374
Go back, redditor and take your incels with you.

>> No.18951394

>>18951376
That's the saddest thing I've heard all week.

Caffeine then. And some feel-good tunes.

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>>18951383
That wasn't me, honestly

>> No.18951406

>>18951369
Accepting facts isn't nihilism. You wouldn't call natural constants or laws of physics nihilistic, either.

>> No.18951407 [DELETED] 

>>18951396
>going right back to spamming them
Yeah, right.

>> No.18951408

>>18951362
Never.

>> No.18951412

>>18951396
Yet you're doing it right now.

>> No.18951418

>>18951396
Bullshit, fucko.

>> No.18951422

>>18951379
The bug is literally a thousand or so literal bugs huddled together in the shape of a girl.

>> No.18951431

>>18951407
>>18951412
>>18951418
What do I have to do to prove I'm not lying?

>> No.18951437 [DELETED] 

>>18951431
Never post again.

>> No.18951438

>>18951422
So is it a monster thats a girl?
Or a girl that is a monster?

>> No.18951439

>>18951406
>It's facts because I say so!

>> No.18951440

I think 40k is dogshit but warhammer is pretty cool

>> No.18951442

>>18951286
That's how they know they've found a husband
https://i.imgur.com/PGXGUfo.png

>> No.18951447

>>18951438
It's neither, it has no defined gender.
It's, essentially, a thousand cockroaches all clumped together.

>> No.18951449

>>18951440
That's because the good guys in OG Warhammer aren't pants-on-head retarded.

>> No.18951451

>>18951431
Leave forever and never return.

>> No.18951452

>>18951438
does she get wet , or does wet get her?

>> No.18951455

>>18951449
Were talking about fantasy right?
I couldn't remember the name and thought it was just warhammer

>> No.18951465

>>18951455
Yes.

>> No.18951468

>>18951442
That is some very lewd cuddling.

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>>18951449
A shame its dead.

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>>18951406
Your treating the claim that love is inherently--again, inherently, for that is what i take particular issue with--an imperfect and lopsided proposition.

The "facts" aren't nihilistic. But your take on them is.

>> No.18951483

>>18951431
If you're being truthful I'd just say let it go, it's not worth trying to convince people who have made up their minds. It'll suck for you to not be able to post them because of something someone else done but if you post about other girls and blend in with the crowd you'll be fine.

>> No.18951499

>>18951440
That’s fine, I enjoy it for what it’s worth but the old world was nicer for an adventuring aspect

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Better stay out of the water today.

>> No.18951557

>>18951552
Is she sweating?

>> No.18951561

>>18951557
>Fuck logic, I'm sweating underwater!

>> No.18951564

>>18951557
She is well lubricated.

>> No.18951570

>>18951552
Would wearing demon silver chainmail protect you from a mershark bite? How disappointed would she be?

>> No.18951589

>>18951570
Is it wise to swim in chainmail?

>> No.18951596

>>18951570
>Big, buff mershark ready to bite an unsuspecting anon in a diving suit.
>In a flash she strikes, biting only to find her teeth stopped by chainmail
>Anon turns in surprise not to see a frightening, fierce shark but a girl with weepy looking eyes nibbling his arm uselessly

>> No.18951599

>>18951479
Love wasn't the subject at any point. It's just one of the parts of the system of human reproduction, which is inherently imperfect and contains lopsided parts from an individual point of view. Love isn't an inherently lopsided part, but it is inherently flawed because the system it comes from is inherently flawed.

>> No.18951602

>>18951589
There are chainmail suits designed specifically to protect you from shark bites while diving.

>> No.18951603

>>18951589
You know chainmail diving suits have specifically designed for dealing with shark bites are a thing, right?

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>>18951570
>chainmail
Pretty sure that would cause you to sink.

>> No.18951613

>>18951286
That's Dorome's role.

>> No.18951614

>>18951604
No, those are actually used in diving suits, it doesn't weight as much as you'd think.

>> No.18951618

>>18951599
Go back and read the filename

>> No.18951627

>>18951599
Tiny love nibbles from shy mersharks are the cutest thing.

>> No.18951637

>>18951596
>implying the mamonobama in the suit wouldn't mix with the mamonobama in her fangs and paralyze you.

>> No.18951639

>>18951602
>>18951603
I figured they used some modern lightweight alloy but I doubt the heaviness of demonsilver has been elaborated on.

>> No.18951653

>>18951639
It's a magic world. Even if it were heavy enough to weigh you down, I'm sure they could enchant it to be lighter.

>> No.18951655

>>18951286
>Anon, are you okay?
>You look nervous
>And you're shaking
>I'll just hug you tighter

>> No.18951659

Would you be safe in a diving suit?
the larger bulky ones that hide everything, they wouldn't be able to tell you are a guy.

>> No.18951668

>>18951659
Even if they can't see you, they can still sense your spirit energy.

>> No.18951669

>>18951659
Modern scuba diving suit, genuis. It's basically a chainmail onesie you wear over the waterproof layer.

>> No.18951682

>>18951552
go into the water.

>> No.18951683

>>18951276
From what I can tell, what's-his-face barely even moderates anymore.

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I wrote a greentext about a Yeti, but felt it was just a bit too long to post in the thread. Enjoy!

https://pastebin.com/Hx23Ba85

>> No.18951721

>>18951719
Thank you

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Could it be possible for Shoggoths to reshape their lower bodies into something like a mermaid's tail or centaur's body?

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I wanna be a backup dancer for a scylla idol!

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>> No.18951826
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>> No.18951830

>>18951821
Is is more of that "guys turning into monstergirls" garbage isn't it?

>> No.18951835

>>18951830
Looks like a girl to me

>> No.18951847

>>18951835
I think the hair is retarded anime boy style in the first panel and it grows longer every second spend inside

>> No.18951851

>>18951830
No
Just a very flat girl.
Monsterization honestly did her a favor.

>> No.18951861

>>18951847
Not really. It's a bit longer then even your average tomboy hair.

>> No.18951866 [DELETED] 

>>18951821
Go away faggot.

>> No.18951871

Pampering a shortstack Lilaruanes

>> No.18951880

>>18951826
>I do!

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>>18951871
Yes.

>> No.18951902

>>18951069
I think this is one of the appeals of monstergirls. The sexual regime in MGE would be completely unbelievable if it was regular women doing it, but we can suspend our disbelief because they're monsters. A world where regular women pursue men for strict monogamous relationships is less believable than a world where monstergirls pursue men for strict monogamous relationships.

Certainly thinking like that will turn you into a robot in no time; it's better to put aside those emotions and focus that energy towards your waifu.

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>>18951902
I'm sure it's already too late for him.

>> No.18951930

>>18951327
I wish I could do that again. I had fun spending almost the whole day posting.

>> No.18951938

I want to play mech games with monster girls!
I wanna show off my builds!

>> No.18951942

>Come home from school
>Your adoptive Elf mother is standing in the living room wearing magical girl cosplay
>She was even singing one of the songs and striking the poses
>She notices you and looks like a deer in headlights

>> No.18951954 [DELETED] 

>>18951942
I'd give her a condescending look and go to my room.

>> No.18951955

>>18951847
The lady doth protest too much, methinks

>> No.18951961

>>18951830
I'm into that kind of stuff and I don't see it.

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>>18951902
what's wrong with being a robot?

>> No.18951991

>>18951942
But how wet is she?

>> No.18951992

>>18951898
Well cared for plants are quite fertile and twins are nice.

>> No.18952002 [DELETED] 

>>18951966
>no Automanee that constantly follows you wherever you go because she doesn't trust other women
I imagine that would get really annoying once puberty hits.

>> No.18952004

>>18951942
Would tell her that's the reason she doesn't have a husband.

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