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Catch of the day

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>> No.19021290

You fucked up!

>> No.19021291 [DELETED] 

First for insecure maledom obessed babies

>> No.19021294
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>forgot OP
Fuck, I'm retarded.

>> No.19021297

>>19021291
Bait already? Oh boy!

>> No.19021298
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>no title
And we're off to the races.

>> No.19021305

>>19021297
>if I don't like it it's bait

>> No.19021306

>>19021297
>biting last thread's bait
Anon, no! It's already stale.

>> No.19021309

>>19021305
>calling others insecure isn't bait
Are you retarded?

>> No.19021310

>>19021306
It's not bait just because you don't like it

>> No.19021320

>>19021309
They ARE insecure though,they can't handle the fact that dominant mgs exist so they want them tameable

>> No.19021322
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STOP THE DOM ARGUMENTS

Have a cute Kiki family instead.

>> No.19021328

>>19021322
It's literally one guy but you all keep replying.

>> No.19021331

>>19021322
That bump is really high. I bet she's having a girl.

>> No.19021337

>>19021320
Your hellhound autism is reaching levels of irony that shouldn't be possible.

>> No.19021338

>>19021337
It's not just hellhounds though
It bothers me regardless

>> No.19021341

>>19021320
Ok.

Just take this (You) and let's leave it at that.

>> No.19021343

>>19021224
Erroneous kissing. Has anything she taught set in?

>> No.19021348

>>19021341
"I don't like it so it's bait"

>> No.19021360

>>19021289
>Dumb mermaid poster fucks up the thread, AGAIN.

>> No.19021363
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>>19021297
>>19021305
>>19021306
>>19021309
>>19021310
>>19021320
>>19021337
>>19021338
>>19021341
>>19021348
>You all need a time out! No monster girl for you until you calm down!

>> No.19021370
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A wonderful gift from an artist I'm commissioning, a cute Jabberwock pic!

>> No.19021372

>>19021363
Giving (You)s like a common whore. Outstanding...

>> No.19021374

>>19021320
The lack of self awareness in this post is almost entertaining enough to want to watch you continue.

>> No.19021379

I wonder how a guy would feel if he wound up being the object of Eros' affections?

>> No.19021382
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>>19021370
How can other dragons even compete?

>> No.19021384

>>19021374
I'd rather not. Sure, it's fun at first, but they run out of material pretty fast.

>> No.19021387

>>19021360
Didn't that idiot already say he won't make threads anymore because he's an idiot? I guess he forgot that promise really fast.

>> No.19021393

>>19021374
What do you mean?

>> No.19021394

We need more bears.
Big russian grizzlies that can take on their jinko rivals!

>> No.19021395

>>19021379
Intimidated, elated, amazed and sore in the pelvis.

>> No.19021396
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>>19021382
I mean, I can think of a few ways.

>> No.19021397
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>>19021382
By being better in every conceivable way?

>> No.19021404

>>19021289
>Not OP
Dumb Mermaid!

>> No.19021410
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>>19021396
>>19021397
The "base" species are always the most boring.

>> No.19021423

>>19021410
Says you, and you've already demonstrated your wrongness.

>> No.19021425
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Call your mom.

>> No.19021427

>>19021393
That poster is coming off as incredibly bothered by others enjoying the setting their own way. It's almost as if he feels unconfident in his own fantasy to a level that he is threatened by other peoples fantasies.
Sure wish there was a word for that.

>> No.19021434

>>19021425
I refuse.

>> No.19021446

>>19021425
Necromancy doesn't work. Believe me; I've tried.

>> No.19021450

Dark Slime
Shoggoth
Bubble Slime
Sea Slime
Slime Carrier
How to link to archived posts?

>> No.19021458
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>>19021289

>> No.19021460

>>19021410
Why does this appeal to anyone?

>> No.19021462

>>19021450
Just quote the post number like always. I don't know if vanilla 4chan does, but any extension will scour the archive as necessary.

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>>19021450

>> No.19021464

>>19021450
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.
Also, the same way you link any other post.

>> No.19021471

>>19021458
Small shark is small

>> No.19021476

>>19021460
I dunno, I guess you could ask the tentacle guys.

>> No.19021479

>>19021458
That's the face of a Merkshark who knows she fucked up.

>> No.19021489

>>19021471
She's gonna grow up into a big, strong, curious shark!

>> No.19021494

>>19021462
Thanks. For some reason it never quotes archived posts for me properly.
>>19021464
You should know by my list i'm not new, just retarded.

>> No.19021505

>>19021396
>>19021397
Vanilla dragon best dragon.

>> No.19021514

>>19021476
There's a difference between slime tentacles or manticore tails and that thing. Wock tentacles have living features and are intelligent to an extent. Tails, tentacles, and slimes are just another hole, but Wock's tentacles crater in the uncanny valley.

>> No.19021515

>>19021427
>waaah all MG's need to have the ability to be sub because i'm insecure
I'm bothered by "your own way" because your own way is shit

>> No.19021516

>>19021489
One can hope

>> No.19021523

>>19021514
Huh. And people say you never learn anything here.

>> No.19021538

>>19021458
Why is this pup so embarrassed?

>> No.19021542

>>19021515
Stop inventing arguments that nobody is saying.

>> No.19021546

>>19021515
manpointingandlaughing.png

>> No.19021574

>>19021515
You really are insecure with how much you're screaming it at people.
Would be fun to see you with a nacho.

>> No.19021587
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This is the ideal female body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.19021588
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>>19021523
I mean, that's just how it is for me. I can't speak for others here. Give me a tail pussy to pump me dry any day over bonus mouths.

>> No.19021593

>>19021588
That tail is too big.
How is she supposed to form a proper seal with it?

>> No.19021598

>>19021588
Hm, don't really get the appeal, but you do you.

>> No.19021601

>>19021587
Those are a lot of frills. I want to touch her.

>> No.19021603
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I had a very cute commission of my Anubis waifu finish recently, it came out really nicely! I especially love the dress she's wearing.

>> No.19021606

>>19021587
Slugs are gross. GROSS!

>> No.19021607

>>19021601
>squiiish

>> No.19021610
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>>19021514
I like to think they develop a bit of their own personality, or rather reveal a Slimes subconscious personality.
Basically you have a haughty Slime, but can tell she's also tired when the little face starts to doze off.

>> No.19021612

>>19021606
This

>> No.19021613

>>19021538
beached herself

>> No.19021614

>>19021588
>Give me a tail pussy to pump me dry any day over bonus mouths.
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

>> No.19021622

>>19021610
I like the subconscious/"true feelings" approach.
Same for Medusa hair snakes.

>> No.19021624

>>19021603
That little snake might fall off.

>> No.19021633
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Plant butt.

>> No.19021639

>>19021606
What if I put salt on a Tritonia? Would she turn into a loli? Or a sex crazed beast?

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>>19021593
It's solid muscle with very fine control. I'm sure she would have no problem being able to demonstrate.

>> No.19021648

>>19021639
Sea slugs live in salt water anon.

>> No.19021652

>>19021639
You know that sea water is salty, right?

>> No.19021655
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>>19021606
No! Most of them are cute! CUTE!

>> No.19021656

>>19021603
cute/10, would pat head.

>> No.19021657

>>19021607
Grobing her frilly parts and hair would be a must. Maybe her feelers too but just a bit.

>> No.19021658
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>Make a contract with me and become a husbando!

>> No.19021659

I am horny and only fat pudgy Purple Lamiass on my face and a plump tail jerking my dick will calm me down.
I wish my waifu were real and pumping me with venom so much I become a living oversized sex-doll for her to abuse and indulge in.
Uh, happy Mother’s Day.

>> No.19021664

>>19021658
Only if you get drawn better

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>>19021622
It's a good approach. The small touches on certain MGs, like hidden faces or autonomous body parts, are usually my favorite bits of an MG. They add a lot of personality.

>> No.19021669

>>19021633
Cheeky

>> No.19021675

>>19021658
Yes, maybe, but does it include any additional benefits.

>> No.19021676

>>19021658
No!

>> No.19021677

>>19021655
I will not be deceived by such simple deceptions.

>> No.19021682

>>19021588
>TFW I will never have a Manticore King Kong my head with her tail pussy while she rapes me with her actual pussy
>TFW no big tiddy goth Manticore gf

>> No.19021683

>>19021658
Sure. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.19021684

>>19021658
Not without my lawyer.

>> No.19021685

>>19021658
>husbando
No way, she's a dirty weeb.

>> No.19021687

>>19021645
I love to imagine the sounds of a hypertailpussy. Just ugly, wet, squelching squruching glurping noises with the occasional spewing of juices at random moments. Just a huge, thick, disgusting brutish beast of a thing that no man’s cock could stand a chance against.

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>>19021657
>Their bodies are so soft that when touched by another person their hands will sink into it.
>When having sex, they'll embrace a man to hold him inside their soft body and do it while gluing each others' bodies as closely together as possible. They like to have their husband's body sink inside their own more deeply.
>such things as deep kissing and burying one's face in their soft breasts are also likely to greatly please them.
Tritonia are basically as soft and squishy as an MG can get without being a semiliquid type.

>> No.19021693

>>19021689
I want her tentacles to work me over and help me relax.

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>>19021682
I can deliver on one of those, at least. The closest I have to the other one is Facehugger tailpussy.

>> No.19021705

>>19021603
Blushing schedule dogs are cute!

>> No.19021714
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Be sure to do something nice for your momster this mother's day.

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This is peak snek

>> No.19021732
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Which MG would listen to country music with me?

>> No.19021743

>>19021732
>Working something through at least an inch of flesh to get those rings in
Eugh

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>>19021729
No, this is.

>> No.19021747

>>19021714
I want to sneak some aphrodisiacs in my momster of a wife's food and fuck her senseless till sundown! It'll be a gift she won't forget any time soon!

>> No.19021753

>>19021745
>The shading
>The retarded hair
>The terrible consideration of form
Yeah but nah though

>> No.19021754

>>19021682
Or since manticores have wings, what about the mile high milking club by a big tiddy goth manticore?

>> No.19021755

>>19021745
>tfw she looks like a cheap sailor moon villain

>> No.19021756
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>>19021732
Easy answer. Next question.

>> No.19021757

>>19021714
I don't have a momster so I would fuck someone else's.

>> No.19021764

>>19021732
Probably Holstaurs

>> No.19021768

>>19021757
>I would fuck someone else's.
Anon are you trying to piss off Eros? Cause that's how you get cursed.

>> No.19021773

>>19021768
I don't worship Eros though and just because she is someone's adopted mom doesn't mean she is in a relationship yet!

>> No.19021781

>>19021773
That actually has a lot of potential to be adorable.

>> No.19021782

>>19021756
Which MG would be like Hunter S. Thompson? Or at least follow his drug schedule.

>> No.19021796
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>>19021782
Easy.

>> No.19021801

>>19021773
>>19021781
>anon hooks his adopted momster up with his history teacher
I like it. Someone write a story.

>> No.19021808

>>19021796
Was thinking that, too. But does Rata fit that level of batshit crazy?

>> No.19021811

>>19021801
Would date anon's momster and would help out anon hook up with a cute girl by making group activities and putting them together.

>> No.19021814

>>19021782
Kesaran Pasaran of course.

>> No.19021822

>>19021782
I have a Baphomet partially inspired by Hunter

>> No.19021832
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>> No.19021880
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Eros best goddess.

>> No.19021889
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>> No.19021903

>>19021832
Disposition: Simple

^The mark of a good girl^

>> No.19021907

>>19021880
I want to grope her soft ass

>> No.19021912

>>19021796
>Disposition: cowardly
>No physical or magical skills
>Mere female rodent

>> No.19021922

>>19021880
Ares best goddess.

>> No.19021925

>>19021912
I'd like to corner one after she pushes things too far.

>> No.19021929

>>19021343
I stole that kiss by using her training!

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>>19021903
I agree.

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>>19021832
They're good girls. Full of nothing but love and affection for their partners, because to them, you're all they have, and you're all they will ever have. The life of a sandworm is incredibly lonely up until she finds the love of her life. Their physiology makes it near impossible to have friends.

>> No.19021938

>>19021832
>Diet: Carnivorous (favors wild animals)
"Honey? Why is there a giant desert scorpion in our living room?"

>> No.19021939

>>19021880
>>19021922
All goddesses are best goddess.

>> No.19021943

>>19021939
My dark elf wife is my goddess 2bh

>> No.19021945

>>19021922
>Meeting Ares
>She's lithe and muscular, like a predatory cat
>Has no real breasts to speak of, more like a flat board than anything
>But hot damn does she have abs that you and most monsters would kill for
>The way that her sweat rolls down them after a session of felling colossal obelisks for training drives you crazy
>TFW her frown becomes even more stern when you tell her she's turning you into an abs man

>> No.19021950

>>19021939
Can't deny that. Maybe the CG is an expection.

>>19021945
I'm sure she'd have quite the delicious lean look with some breasts. She is a goddess after all.

>> No.19021962

>>19021950
Speaking of gods is anubis still a god?
What does bastet look like?

>> No.19021971

>>19021938
>Large desert scorpion
>Ask why it's there
>"Huh? Hang onto me tightly for a moment"
>You feel a huge undulating movement around you
>"Hehe, all gone dear!" she says cheerfully
If it's not the scorpions, it's a damn camel or gazelle. Although, the camels and gazelles are much less scary than the giant scorpions she eats.

>> No.19021976

>>19021685
So am I, it's a match made in jigoku.

>> No.19021977

>>19021939
So is the Demon Lord

>> No.19021979

>>19021962
Anubis is just a pupper now.

>> No.19021986

Remember that if a Salamander loli challenges you, there's nothing wrong with stripping her in combat. She wasn't wearing much to begin with anyway.

>> No.19021989

>>19021645
That screencap celebrated its anniversary yesterday.

>> No.19021992

>>19021986
I'd battle a lolimander and maybe I'd even teach her some stuff. Would be cute to have a little girl following me around and calling me teach.

>> No.19022001

>>19021986
I'd defeat lolimander but I'd send her away until she has an appealing body!

>> No.19022004

>>19021986
You should let them win unless you want them to get a weird imprint.

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>>19021950
>expection

>> No.19022008

>>19021986
I want to rip a loli salamander's spats and reveal her tight pussy to tease.

>> No.19022009

>>19021880
>Fat
wtf I hate Eros now

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>>19022009
>That
>fat
Maybe in Ethiopia.

>> No.19022023

>>19022006
Exception. Sorry Taku sensei, the Chief Goddess slapped my hand while I was typing.

>> No.19022037

>>19021989
Wow. Time flies when you do cheesy greentexts.

>> No.19022048

>>19021880
Yeah, Eros is great I guess, but have you ever considered worshipping the mega milf that is Hathor? She is also deliciously caramel colored, but takes Eros' fertility levels and cranks them up to 11.

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>>19022048
>Hathor
Never heard of her.

>> No.19022057

>>19022052
No idea who that is, but I find it satisfying that she's sitting on an A-bomb.

>> No.19022058

>>19022052
She is just made up thread canon shit.

>> No.19022060 [DELETED] 

>>19022052
Stop spamming your shit every thread boatnigger.

>> No.19022064

>>19022004
What kind of weird imprint?

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>>19022060
If you want to get technical, boatsluts could be considered Tsukumogami.

>> No.19022072 [DELETED] 

>>19022068
No, fuck off.

>> No.19022074

>>19022060
Doesn't look like boatsluts to me. Similar design, but it's not Kantai

>> No.19022084

>>19022074
It's the Chinese ripoff, and since they gave a couple of them kemono ears, he's been spamming those ones for a while now.
People not telling him to shove it up his ass is what made him think it's okay to post the other boats.

>> No.19022085

>>19022060
Fucking hate these boatfaggots. Every damn thread with this shit.

>> No.19022090

>>19022074
They're chink boats, and they should still fuck off.

>> No.19022093

>>19022084
>People not telling him to shove it up his ass
Because /mgg/ would rather bend over and take it instead of resisting faggotry.

>> No.19022094

>>19022058
egyptian cow god.

>> No.19022097

>>19022068
I'm not sure that would fly.

>>19022052
That's a boat, not a gril

>> No.19022099

>>19022064
The kind where she obsesses over defeating you.
When she comes back prepared 10 years later and wins, the victory is hollow because you've gotten old and the fight she wanted is forever out of her reach.

>> No.19022104

>>19022099
The best end is the one where she comes back but you are already married and have a daughter. She then teaches your daughter some important life lessons and how to fight before walking into the sunset while tipping her straw hat in a cool manner.

Auntymander.

>> No.19022109
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19022109

>>19021992

>> No.19022129

>>19022052
She is best Goddess.
>>19022058
Well fuck you too buddy.

>> No.19022133

>>19021992
>When your Lolimander daughteru challenges you and you're basically Alexander Louis Armstrong
>Wife won't stop berating you for the new crater in the front yard and the fact your daughter wants to ride the Suplex Train even more

>> No.19022135

>>19022094
It doesn't matter what she is in real mythology. She is still made up thread canon. She is not a real MGE goddess.

>> No.19022137

>>19022109
Cute.
She's going to grow up big and strong, although will anyone satisfy her like sensei?

>> No.19022142

>>19021992
I would love to be in a MGC adaptation of Cobra Kai.

>> No.19022144
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>Nobody knows right now, me and my husband are...!

>> No.19022147

>>19022109
>KAKATTE KOI

>> No.19022148
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>> No.19022150

>>19021587
>>19021745
>>19022144
You have to stop posting this garbage while you can.

>> No.19022152

>>19022148
Dragon breasts are for groping

>> No.19022154

>>19022109
Oh this is really great.

>>19022137
Well yes, she is an adopted daughteru after all and that's not for dicking, just for training.

>> No.19022158

>>19022148
Why do most dragons have such bountiful breasts?

>> No.19022159
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19022159

>>19022058
>>19022142
>Newbie asks KC about Hathor
>KC is confused

>> No.19022160

>>19022154
Silly Anon, adopted daughterus are for becoming adopted waifus!

And you don't know that she's adopted, her parents could just live nearby

>> No.19022163

>>19022158
>Why do most dragons have such bountiful breasts?
Because most of them are NEETs that don't do a lot all day.

>> No.19022164
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19022164

Right or left?

>> No.19022167

>>19022001
>"I will accept your challenge again once you have gained a chest, hips, and thighs to my liking, young one"
>After an epic quest and the blessing of Hathor, she gets those things
>She is now too voluptuous to fight effectively, and thus an easy opponent despite her training
>All of the battles you fight together from then on are in the bedroom

>> No.19022168

>>19021645
i like that manticores can have the equiv of whipping out a BBC as a female and just dump it on your lap because personally breasts can fuck off as something that determines how womanly you are

>> No.19022172

>>19022164
Yes

>> No.19022175
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19022175

>>19022158
A full body is a symbol of status & power.

>> No.19022177

>>19022158
Strong breasts feed strong babies, and every dragon has strong babies. Therefore, all dragons must have strong breasts.

>> No.19022178

>>19022160
She's like a second daughter, trust me. Not for dicking, but for teaching her how to find the right husband that is not sensei.

>> No.19022179

>>19022167
Pretty much.
If those things are overflowing my hands when I go for her and her hips are wider than most seats I'll know its impregnating time.

>> No.19022189

>>19022099
>>19022104
This is why you should make it a normal, healthy imprint by succumbing to the charms of her small athletic body with it's tight back and midriff, and thick thighs and ass, after you've defeated her and she's laying there defenseless with her tail engulfed in billowing flames. After you've beat her up and had your way with her, she'll keep coming back for regular rematches for sure.

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19022196

>you will never be breastfed alraune nectar

>> No.19022197

>>19022164
Right any day.

>> No.19022213

>>19022196
>Holst got NTR'd
I feel bad for her.

>> No.19022218

>>19022213
>Holst got NTR'd
But she didn't, and that's perhaps the saddest part. Poor man just got tired of waiting.

>> No.19022220

>>19022178
But sensei knows best!

>> No.19022232

>>19022148
I want to hold her dragon hand

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>>19022213
>>19022218
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S18986198#p18992863

>> No.19022241

>>19022158
It's where they hoard their fat.

>> No.19022244

>>19021929
You just caught her off guard. Did she not teach you that must know when and how to use your mouth?

>> No.19022245
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19022245

How do you stop your imoutos from fighting?

>> No.19022250

>>19022245
Dick both

>> No.19022261

>>19022220
>lolimander asks sensei to teach her to be a woman

>> No.19022263
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19022263

>>19022250
DO NOT

>> No.19022267

>>19022261
>"Oh, you desire book work."
>Lolimander is no longer interested in being a woman

>> No.19022268

>>19022220
Exactly. That's why she'd be learning to go for that one kid. Though sensei would gladly be called uncle sensei by her daughters in the future.

>> No.19022275

>>19022261
There are something sensei can't teach and that is one of them. Her mother would be perfect for it though.

>> No.19022277

>>19022164
In between

>> No.19022278

>>19022268
I'd jokingly train her with the stipulation that her firstborn has to have my name as her middle name. Then I'd try not to cry when mommymander actually follows through.

>> No.19022281
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19022281

[x]Touch reverse scale

>> No.19022282

>>19022261
This is how the lolimander gets pregnant

>>19022263
you can't stop me!

>>19022268
>Uncle sensei is planning for loli pseudo-neices

Devious

>> No.19022283

Which girl can give me better hallucinations? Mindflayer or Shog? Im talking dead space 2 Nicole visions or even some far cry 3 peyote scene.

>> No.19022293

>>19022283
The only MGE girl that might even potentially come close to what a mindflayer can do is nightmare, and she's heavily limited by Euclidean thought.

>> No.19022296

>>19022278
Anon please. Don't be a bad sensei and trick your lolimander. Though I can't lie I'd have some fun with mine too (not in the degenerate way).

>>19022282
You know what would be great too? When sensei had daughterus and ex-lolimander played with her younger sisters.

>> No.19022304

>>19022296
I like you, anon. You'd make for a good teacher and I'd let my daughterus train under you.

>> No.19022309

>>19022281
Touch? No. Lick? Yes.

>> No.19022317

Living Armor and Ittan-momen are the most underrated monsters.

>> No.19022318

>>19022304
That's quite the responsibility but do not worry, your daughterus would grow strong and ready to fight for the ones they love. It would be really weird to have more than just a lolimander following me though.

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19022319

>>19021986
>>19022004
>>19022064
>>19022189

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>>19022309
You may not survive.

>> No.19022323

>>19022319
Like I said, come back when you're sexier!

>> No.19022326

>>19022319
Holy shit nevermind, lewd the lolimander.

>> No.19022329

>>19022320
>You may not survive.
May not is still a possibility of survival.

>> No.19022341

>>19022320
Anon, that's grammaticality incorrect. The proper expression is "might not"

>> No.19022347

I want to say sorry about the golem girl scenario. I thought anons would roleplay accordingly, but there was little incentive for me to continue drawing humiliation scenes.

You guys are too nice. Keep it up.

Repost.

>> No.19022349

>>19022293
So a mindflayer can put a sort of "failsafe" in my head. Whenever I have "unfaithful" thoughts a hallucination of her appears and chastises me. And to her being unfaithful can be asking another woman how her day is going or smiling at someone at work.
>headed towards the bathroom.
>pass by a female coworker and smile and she smiles back.
>when the bathroom door closes behind you suddenly the lights go out.
>Flickering on and off you make out the form of your mindflayer wife.
>"Oh god no"
>She just hums and smiles and creeps towards you as you plead.
>NO! Please! Im at work and I didn't mean anything by it, I was being polite!
>Soon she has you against the wall still humming as a tentacle slithers into your ear.
>"No, don't do it. Im, at work" you fumble out as she makes you aroused to the point of climax.
>After blowing your load in your pants everything returns to normal. Except your pants need to be changed and you have only been at work an hour.

>> No.19022355

>>19022275
It's exactly something a man must teach, and can teach.

You just need sensei finding a flustered lolimander in his bed in the evening, after she snuck in ahead of him to show herself covering her nude body with nothing but her hands. And sensei amazing her with how gentle touches can be.

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>getting ready for bed when your adopted momster appears in your doorway wearing the most boner inducing lingerie
>she tells you it's still mother's day and that there is a full moon tonight, all while her heart-pupil fixed on you
>at first she guides you through gentle, tender sex filled with motherly love and taking time to thoroughly enjoy every part of each other's bodies, but rather than going soft after several orgasms, you dick only gets harder and more energetic
>soon the two of you are engaging in wild, bed-breaking sex with the only thoughts in either of your minds being of breeding
>it's 4 am when you finally collapse on top of her, completely spent
>she holds you close and strokes your head as you fall asleep

>> No.19022368

>>19022356
>Collapsing on top of her
>Not the other way around so she can smother you in her chest

>> No.19022378

>>19022355
Yes, a man can teach her that but sensei is not the one that's going to do regardless of how >>19022319 makes her look.
The rest you can delete yourself though. If anythign sensei would quietly walk away and create a scenario where she gets some romance going with a boy already before it's too late.

>> No.19022397

>>19022296
>Don't be a bad sensei and trick your lolimander.
I have to trick the lolimander to be a GOOD sensei, though. Think about it: part of how a sally ends up with a man is losing to him, right? If I taught her everything I knew properly, she'd be unbeatable! I'd have to at least include one very minor, but fatal flaw when I teach her my secret technique, else I'll never have a little salamander with my little name calling me uncle Anon. It's for her own good.

>> No.19022398

>>19022319
>latenight drawing about something I posted
Whoa

>> No.19022405
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19022405

>>19021986

>> No.19022409
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19022409

>>19022405

>> No.19022410

>>19022405
Reminder that massaging her rear is a good way to help her heal up and relax after a strong workout.

>> No.19022413

>>19022405
Oh my god

>> No.19022415

>>19022405
My face must become her chair.

>> No.19022421

>>19022319
>>19022109
>Latenight and new drawfag creating more Salamander art
This is a good day.

>> No.19022422

>>19022397
>else I'll never have a little salamander with my little name calling me uncle Anon
You could have something better. Little salamanders calling you "father".

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>no tall and thick Vampire to wrap you in a wing hug while you tease her pointy ears

>> No.19022437

>>19022397
I see your point. Though I'm sure that even if she was taught a lot she'd still lose due to her salamander nature of getting heated up. Being calle uncle is 10/10 though.

>>19022422
Anon, no!

>>19022405
Oh shit.

>> No.19022439

>>19022421
And Nav too >>19022405
What a crazy thread we have this time.

>> No.19022443
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>tfw we'll never have MGE Musou

Just destroy us all Hawaii.

>> No.19022455

>>19022405
Oh shit I don't like loli but I love thighs and ass....but im a man of my morals. Ill just rub one out to her after we get done training. That isn't being a hypocrite right?

>> No.19022463

>>19022455
Are you me, anon? I'd totally rub one out for her sweaty and tired body. Even more so if it was the one LN drew together with her.

>> No.19022470
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>>19022423

>> No.19022471

>>19022455
>>19022463
>they smell your spirit energy as you leave the showers
>you never knew that lolimanders could be so strong
>now you're pinned in one of the shower stalls being violated by your two pupils

>> No.19022475

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that lolis are quick learners, able to pick up tricks far quicker than their older contemporaries

>> No.19022482

>>19022475
You can still teach old dogs new tricks!

>> No.19022484

>>19022455
A monster could probably sense that sexual tension, or that you've been fapping, or both. She knows

>> No.19022485

>>19022482
>T. CC Werewolf

>> No.19022488

>>19022470
Those lips are meant for sucking something other than blood

>> No.19022495

>>19022471
It seems the master is going to be taught a lesson in hot loli lewdness.
Like I said I ain't into loli but im into femdom and multiple girls. Its going to get steamy in there.
>>19022484
[Spoiler]Good[/spoiler]

>> No.19022499

>>19022495
Two fat bottomed salamander lolis licking anons 'hot sword' in the shower sure is something.

>> No.19022501
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19022501

>>19022164
Why choose?

>> No.19022504
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19022504

>>19021945
couldn't quite get the lithe body right

>> No.19022509

>>19022504
>Eyepatch
Chuuni nerd lmao

>> No.19022510

>>19022504
Kratos when

>> No.19022511

>>19022471
Even if they somehow manage to hold you down, I can only imagine them struggling to get sensei's rugged cock to fit in their tight little holes. Once they get worn out, I'm turning the tables on them and giving them a lesson on biting off more than they can chew

>> No.19022514

>>19022504
Cute! CUTE!

>> No.19022518

>>19022470
Someone put a beauty mark on her, stat!

>> No.19022524

>>19022504
My little war goddess can't be this cute!

>> No.19022538

>>19022511
Leaving two cumstuffed, breathless loli salamanders in the shower is a goal we should all strive towards.

>> No.19022541

>>19022504
Fists are not a valid weapon.

>> No.19022550

>>19022541
They are when you're a goddess of war.

>> No.19022551

>>19022541
Screw you when the portal opens im going Monk build and you can't stop me.

>> No.19022559

>>19022541
It has neither the swiftness of an arrow. The power of a hammer, the reach of a spear, the sharpness of a sword or an ax. No, it is a crude and loathsome weapon. The 'Hand of Man', they called it.

t. Dragon

>> No.19022574

>>19022511
Anon please. The lewd lolimanders are getting too dangerous to talk about. What happened to cute lessons and fighting? What happened to my cock not being this hard when thinking about their booties.

>> No.19022580

>>19022559
Haha isn't that from some scaly comic?

>> No.19022585

>>19022559
Isn't this what dragons say after you carress and make them feel safe?

>> No.19022596
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>>19022580
It was a one picture thing that Sanzo did, but in a way, yes.

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Careful around those flat chested girls anon, they're dangerous.

>> No.19022622

>>19022608
I couldn't say no to a starry eyed familiar.

>> No.19022631
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>>19022608
This is why you join the Oppai Sabbath instead. They're chest has expanded to accommodate a warm, caring heart.

>> No.19022632

>>19022608
Is this how Sabbath recruitment works?

>> No.19022634

>>19022574
>What happened to my cock not being this hard when thinking about their booties.
Between good art and lolicons that possibility has been blown away. Much like your mind after dicking loli salamanders.

>> No.19022638

>>19022631
I don't mind oppai on my lolis but that's just misshapen.

>> No.19022647
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19022647

What did you just tell her?

>> No.19022651

>>19022634
Dammit anon. Well at least they don't look that loli so I can be less ashamed of stretching them like fairies on my dick.

>> No.19022654

>>19022608
Hell yeah Floyd! I hope the have some Moody Blues and some Budweiser.

>> No.19022655
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19022655

>>19022631
That expression looks neither warm nor caring.

>> No.19022663

>>19022655
>ywn accidentally wander into a dark mage enchanted forest and revert to a child for some sweet and tender /ss/.

>> No.19022664

New girl today

>> No.19022665

>>19022647
>"You've already had three cookies, dear. No more for tonight."

>> No.19022673

>>19022665
3 dozen*

>> No.19022675

>>19022664
Where?

>> No.19022677
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19022677

>>19021289
Catch, huh.

>> No.19022678

>>19022675
On the internet

>> No.19022686

>>19022665
>denying someone cookies
This kills the Wurm.

>> No.19022690

>>19022664
His last tweet is from the 10th and he's saying that he's been working too much to design anything. Don't lie to people.

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>> No.19022709

>>19022692
m8, you wot >>19022504

>> No.19022710

>>19022692
She reminds me of my wife.

>> No.19022718

>>19022692
This is just Zombina before she died!

>> No.19022725

>>19022651
>at least they don't look that loli
From the waist up, anyway. Nav killed it on his; that's a lower body any man would be happy to see on his wife.

>> No.19022754

>>19022574
>fighting
>cute lessons
>lewd
But isn't it wonderful, having all three?

>> No.19022762
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19022762

>>19022690
Man that sucks.

>> No.19022771

>>19022709
He saved it as a different file type just so he could post it again.
Rule of thumb: If a post is just an image with no text, or the text is completely unrelated to the image, it's the spammer.

>> No.19022774
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19022774

Obligatory horse pussy

>> No.19022801
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19022801

>>19022774
Superior horsepussy

>> No.19022804
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19022804

>> No.19022814

>>19022686
>Denying Eros her cookies
Don't you know it's a bad idea to deny a girl her pregnancy cravings?

>> No.19022815

>>19021971
So what happens if she accidentally gobbles up a merchant along with the camel?

>> No.19022816

>>19022801
I hope she'll visit me in my dreams tonight. Off I go to the dreamlands where hopefully I'll be able to hold myself from stuffing lolimander's ass.

>> No.19022821

>>19022814
Those can get weird. My mom used to eat flowers when she was expecting me.
I also have been known to do so

>> No.19022826

>>19022816
You realize she could well be the lolimander, yes? A visitation from the dreamhorse is not a respite.

>> No.19022857 [DELETED] 

"I go by the name of skankhunt24 and photoshop images of boys having their faces covered by manticore tails."

>> No.19022895
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19022895

What would you consider your magnum opus, anon?

>> No.19022912

>>19022895
deez nuts

>> No.19022929

>>19022164
left

>> No.19022931

>>19022895
I've only written greentexts.

>> No.19022937

>>19022895
I wrote a cutesy story about anon being an indentured servant to an oppai loli vampire. Sadly, I kinda wrote myself into a corner, and never made a sequel with lewds.

>> No.19022942

>>19022895
I like to think my Hellhound story turned out pretty alright.

>> No.19022951

>>19022283
i thought shoggy just morphed into things and liked to absorb you

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>>19022801
No.

>> No.19022959
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19022959

>>19022283
Definitely the Mindflayer. Shogs don't do hallucinations. What you see is all too real.

>> No.19022960

>>19022319
spats are amazing

>> No.19022969

>>19022356
hypertits are gross desu

>> No.19022976

>>19022816
>turns out lolimander paid nightmare-san to make anon have lewd dreams of making her his buttslut

>> No.19022979

>>19022895
Probably the story about a demon and an inquisitor ending with the two dead. Got better reception than I'd have imagined.

>> No.19022983

>>19022895
The one I haven't written yet. The one that's not just smut for weebs. The one I can't think of so I'll just keep writing smut for weebs

>> No.19022984
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19022984

>>19022969
No u

>> No.19022987

>>19022895
I like to think the thread enjoyed my Dorome story.

>> No.19022989
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>>19022984
>>>/d/

>> No.19022993

>>19022405
if she could squat over me in the shower and urinate on my glans long enough for me to cum i could die happy

>> No.19022994

>>19022895
Wrote a greentext about a powerful yet MERE'd dragon getting embarrassed by her husband that someone liked enough to screencap

>> No.19022999

>>19022993
Hahaha wow anon she's gotta eat a bunch of asparagus and drink a lot of water but she will try her hardest damn it.

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>>19022993
>>19022999
>pissfags

>> No.19023008

>>19022895
My dissertation
fuk that shit mang

>> No.19023009

>>19022984
into the trash it goes

>> No.19023013

>>19022959
God she's just so beautifully terrifying
I want to wake up in the middle of the night to her scary smiling face inches away from mine as she just breathes and stares intently
I want to feel the fear of the chaosboner

>> No.19023014

>>19022989
Not him. But the funny thing is, cheshire cats and all Wonderland girls are probably the most /d/eviant bunch in MGE. So your image is sort of ironic in that manner

>> No.19023018

>>19023006
i would only ever want that as something done during a shared shower and only on my penis

>> No.19023020
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>>19023008
Mister Doctor?

>> No.19023028

>>19023020
The same
on a new computer devoid of any demon images

>> No.19023029

>>19023006
Just because I made a joke doesn't mean I enjoy piss you dunce. No that's shits gross and that anon is weird to me.

>> No.19023030

>>19022771
What does he even gain from doing this? The thread just dies a bit faster and someone remakes it even faster.

>> No.19023035
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>>19022895
Inspiring Latenight enough to draw this and a few others.

>> No.19023038
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>>19023028
Demons, huh.
>>19023035
Wish I could get Latenight to draw something but none of my ideas are worthy.

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>>19023038
I'm sure you already have, he just has a massive backlog. Sometimes he pops in and posts art responding to ideas posted months before.

>> No.19023049

>>19023029
it can't be gross if its done in the shower

>> No.19023051

>>19023049
And if you think about it, piss is mostly water. We're mostly water, therefore, piss is healthy.

>> No.19023053

>>19022895
I did some okay greentexts back in the day, also got some neat commissions.

>> No.19023055

>>19022895
Probably that thing with the loli snake massacre. So many nights spent listening to Linkin Park and sharpening my edge...

>> No.19023059

>>19023051
And if you really think about it bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water. So therefore, we are bleach.

>> No.19023069

>>19023059
THAT'S the joke I was looking for!

>> No.19023071 [SPOILER] 
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>>19022196
>Holstposter jumped ship to alraune
He didnt die for this...

>> No.19023084

>>19023069
I gotchu anon.

>> No.19023085

>>19022895
Burning edge

>> No.19023094

Friendly reminder that it is perfectly acceptable to grope and molest your little daughterus in the bath. It's just way too easy to make the excuse that you want her to be extra special clean!

>> No.19023102
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>>19023094
Friendly reminder that there is only one acceptable way to deal with daughter dickers.

>> No.19023103

>>19023094
I like to think out of my many wendigo daughters I have one that is the Daddy's girl while the rest are mommy's girls. And she follows me almost everywhere and doesn't understand personal space no matter how much I try and teach her.

>> No.19023106

>>19023102
is it to load that gun with a tranq dart and drag him back to his wife?

>> No.19023111

>>19023102
>filename is a post I made
Disregard everything else, THIS is my greatest feat in life.

>> No.19023117

>>19023103
I'd like to use a shepards crook to keep aimless wendigo daughters from straying too far.

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Have you thanked your friendly household spider for keeping all the nasty bugs away?

>> No.19023135

>>19022895
I wrote a longish story with an Undine once. But it's got some rough parts and I'm not terribly keen on revisiting it

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>>19023111
>he says as he gets sick digits
Your maid is pleased at your progress in shitposting.

>>19023117
>they are hooked back with a surprised 'awa!'
>after you've done this a couple of times they start pouting at you or making unhappy wendi noises
>that is, until you start the stretchy meat barbecue

>> No.19023140

>>19023117
>giant Wendigo-coat man going around in a forest with a just as giant shepherd's crook
>little Wendi daughterus scurrying around at his feet

>> No.19023142

>>19023132
>spiders are on the outside
>flies are on the inside
What am I doing wrong help

>> No.19023147

>>19023140
Sounds like something out of a Miyazaki movie.

>> No.19023150

>>19022959
I would definitely love a Shog from the bottom of my heart if she's able to put up with someone like me and love me back. Really Shogs are such beautiful and majestic creatures

>> No.19023156

>>19023142
>Ditzy spider onee-san is weaving her webs outside to keep the pests away from her cute little brother.
>Meanwhile anon is getting gangraped by shortstack Vamp Mosquitos and Beelzebubs.

>> No.19023158

>>19023132
Then why the fuck is my bed infested with begbugs? Spider can't even do her job right.

>> No.19023168

>>19023147
Fascinating thought. What kind of Oscar-bait story would it be?

>> No.19023175

>>19023140
This is something that's perplexed me. Is coat-husband fused with the coat and wendi-waifu the only one who can go out, or can either one step out for a time?

>> No.19023176

>>19023150
Shog can put up with anything Master does
Shog loves master!
Shog will always Love Master
LovE mAster foreVEr~

>> No.19023181

>>19023175
It’s left vague
I don’t want to misspeak but I’m fairly certain they can both leave freely and come back and all

>> No.19023183

>>19023175
The latter, it's just when the husband steps out the coat goes back to being just a regular Wendi coat.

>> No.19023184

>>19023150
I wonder what a true Shoggoth in the wild is like.

>> No.19023185

>>19023132
>she secretly keeps all the bug girls she catches tied in the attic until she makes sure they understand that your dick is for her and her alone

>> No.19023188

>>19023184
>Shoggoth in the wild
Can they even exist in the wild? How do they find sustenance and purpose?

>> No.19023195

>>19023183
I think it would be cute if when husband is in the coat Wendi wife is one of the tall, buxom gorgeous ara ara types, but when he leaves she reverts to little cute awawa body

>> No.19023197

>>19023195
>Cute little wendi when you're looking at her from a distance
>Titties, hips and ass when it's go time
I can dig it.

>> No.19023202

>>19023185
>"Listen up you slutty pest, the master is mine to bend to my will. I'm going to punish you severely for making me waste thread that I should be tying him up with. The only one who's allowed to make him cum is me."

>> No.19023208

>>19023188
>>19023184
Depends on the whereabouts. Prolonged social isolation can cause them to go feral and become somewhat unmanageable, at least as far as those incidents in the Ant/Arctic regions have you believe. Then again, that sort of thing could easily drive anyone crazy.

>> No.19023210

>>19023202
>"Don't worry, we was just warmin' him up for ya, h-he ain't cum yet."
>"It's been two hours and I need to nut, please help."
>"Ufufu. No."

>> No.19023214

>>19023188
I bet wild Shoggoths creep around in underground caverns looking for human boys who are lost in the woods.
When she finds one that fits her tastes she'll pin him down and rape him unconscious and then in his sleep, form a mansion, fancy clothes decorations and furniture.
Then when he wakes up she'll act like he's been asleep for a long time and that he has amnesia.

>> No.19023216

>>19023197
Seconding. I’m rolling with this.

>> No.19023219

>>19023214
I'm not imagining Amnesia The Dark Descent, only you're being pursued by a Shoggoth.

>> No.19023221

>>19023216
Wait. Can you imagine her voice dropping if he gets back in the coat during a conversation?

>> No.19023226

>>19023208
>The Thing scene where Thing screams when it’s found out in the middle of them all
>except it’s just Shoggy, and instead of a scream it’s a dramatic “Waaaaaaaah!”

>> No.19023229

>>19023210
>Anon's Arachne maid ties him up along with all the Beelzebubs, Devil Bugs and Vamp Mosquitoes that keep trying to sneak into his room.
>He's surrounded by dozens of shortstacks, pears and pettankos all moaning and cumming from his busty maid's bondage techniques.
>He's not allowed to cum until she says so.
Would that be heaven or hell I wonder?
Would she ease up after a while and let her "slaves" ride anon's dick too?

>> No.19023230

>>19023184
>>19023188
I imagine a shog in total isolation would actually be pretty similar to its monstrous form, like what is found in Mountains of Madness. Basically a sort of formless jelly that feeds off of whatever food, plant or animal, that it can find. Presumably if it were discovered by a human, it would start to take shape as a maid, unconsciously sensing the humans desires, and attempting to become an ideal servant. I could see that being how at least a handful of masters meet their shogs. They start poking around forbidden places and manage to gain the attention of a wild shog. They see this massive black iridescent mass rushing toward them. Maybe some escape, but others are caught. Once they awaken from merciful unconsciousness, they find a spookycute maid caring for them.

>> No.19023232

>>19023197
Y'know my waifu is a wendigo and i hate loli but I love this. Imagining explaining it awkwardly to my friends would be fun.

>> No.19023235

>>19023202
I think I'd prefer a reversal of this scenario. Being a butler for a spider ojou-sama, discovering her dungeon and becoming her new favorite toy.

>> No.19023241

>>19023195
>Wendigos only showing their true age in their coat with their husband
Cute!
Also possibly a Sabbathfag's worst nightmare.

>> No.19023242

>>19023229
The sweetest hell. And of course her slaves would get a chance, once they're thoroughly broken; one should reward good behavior, after all. And that was when Anon's orgasm denial ended, and his orgasm torture began.

>>19023232
I'd probably present a visual explanation. It would involve me jumping in and out of the coat, and look a lot like that loli from Arpeggio screwing with Haruna's coat.

>> No.19023244

>>19023221
I say go full comical with it. In small form she has barbaric cute speech, mostly consisting of “give meat!” “We walk north” “Good spot. We rest.” or “Come come, sleep!”
But as soon as she gets big it turns to sultry, low, and almost elegant.

>> No.19023251

>>19023219
>Formerly feral Shoggoth really wants to keep her cute master and will do anything to keep him from learning the truth.
>Even if she has to hunt him down and rape his troublesome will to pieces.
>At the end he accepts her anyway and she cries as she falls into the first genuine embrace of her entire life.

>>19023226
Instead of being a tense scene it's just a Shoggoth breaking down into a fucking tantrum.
>"I JUST WANT A MASTAH! I JUST WANT TO WAKE HIM UP WITH BLOWJOBS EVERY DAY AND FEED HIM WITH UTENSILS MADE OF ME AND GET FUCKED SILLY EVERY NIIIIIGHT!"
>'I'll be honest, I was expecting something a bit more dangerous. This is just sad.'
>[Not what I expected from such an ancient family of monstergirls]
>...she's kinda cute.
And that's how anon wound up with a cute Shoggoth wife while his adventuring companions went on without him and eventually hooked up.

>> No.19023253

>>19023232
>she’s sitting on your lap in her coat angrily growling as she chews at a bone of meat
>”She gives the craziest bonerinducing lapdances guys, really.”
>they look confused and concerned as she starts biting the hollow bone again and again
>they don’t know just how godlike she shakes that mature ass in her big form in your private portable comfy cabin room(coat)

>> No.19023257

>>19023244
Yup, this is my headcanon now.

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>> No.19023270

>>19023262
>that W
Is she eating at Wally's?

>> No.19023273

>>19023235
>Anon gets lost in his new mistress' mansion and winds up finding a room deep in the basement full of bound up, moaning monstergirl maids tied to the walls in various bondage positions.
>"Ara ara~ Such a naughty boy going where he shouldn't~"
>As his mistress' slender fingers clasped his shoulder anon froze up in fear.
>"I've got a spe~ci~al~ punishment lined up for a naughty boy like you~"
>And then anon knew nothing but screaming orgasms as his mistress raped his virginity away with her own tight pussy and then forced him to have sex with all of her bound up maids.

>> No.19023275

>>19023262
Hey Fenrir try this necklace on. Oou, too soon?

>> No.19023281

>>19023275
>”Hey Tyr, give me a hand first. Ooh, too soon?”

>> No.19023289

>>19023253
This anon gets it. Wendigos are too fun.

>> No.19023292

>>19023281
>Hey Balrd, wanna make out under a mistletoe?
These jokes are alright, Loki.

>> No.19023308

>>19023253
>”Dude, my wife has the most rockin rack. Fuckin watermelons, man.”
>little Wendigo wife scurries by, grunting as she does so
>”Hmh hmh, Husband sex! Give good. Night soon. Make sex! Awawa...”
>friend cocks an eyebrow but doesn’t question it out loud

>> No.19023317

What do clothes freshly cleaned by a shogmaid smell like?

>> No.19023321

>>19023317
Grapes and sunshine.

>> No.19023330

>>19023317
A fresh spring breeze with a hint of unspeakable cosmic secrets.

>> No.19023332

>>19023317
Fractions and Beethoven's 5th.

>> No.19023338

>>19023317
Almonds. Much like cyanide, no one's quite sure how anyone knows what they smell like.

>> No.19023347

>>19023317
The silken color of Wayne June narrating an erotic short story.

>> No.19023359

>>19023317
>He thinks he still has clothes
>He doesn't know that his clothes are shogmaid

>> No.19023363

>>19023359
Well, his clothes were cleaned by the shog maid. Cleansed from existence.

>> No.19023364

>>19023317
The scent of a Saturday morning sitting on your couch, watching a wildlife documentary narrated by David Attenborough while drinking orange juice

>> No.19023367

"People" who like loli are disgusting

>> No.19023369

>>19023364
>Saturday morning
But those documentaries come out at 18:45 on Saturdays. I know this because it has been so all my life.
Damn Saturdays are nice.

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>>19023367

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>>19023367
I remember when I was on that side of the fence. But the Sabbath plays the long game.
And it turns out you can still like big titty girls too.

>> No.19023398

>>19023367
This

Remove loli

>> No.19023405

>>19023308
>go to bed that night and see your little wendi sitting on bed, eagerly waiting for you
>as she slips off her coat, she intantly grows into her sex goddess body
>"Want husband meat~ Make babies~"
Normally I don't care for wendis, but this headcannon is growing on me

>> No.19023410

>>19023367
It's the SJWs and cowtit fags that always start shit.

>> No.19023419

>>19023410
Not an sjw nor do I like cowtits

>> No.19023420

>>19023398
Hopefully houri doesn't count as loli.

>> No.19023444

>>19023420
They don't emphasize it, but KC does offhandedly compare them to Alices.

>> No.19023449

>>19023410
Nobody here is a social justice weenie

>> No.19023460

>>19023444
Only as far as they're like virgins.

I don't see houris as loli at all myself though. Maybe a little shortstack though.

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Loli and big stacked monster girls get all the attention.
Please don't forget the in-between. A modest-bodied monster girl is just as capable of making you happy as any cute loli or sexy tallstacked.

>> No.19023464

>>19023420
It's hard to think of anything with a body like that as a loli. KC's alice comparison was in regards to their "aura" too; he was saying they feel pure, not that they're little girls.

>> No.19023470

>>19023410
>cowtit fags that always start shit
I would have to disagree
>SJWs
Where the fuck did this even come from?

>> No.19023480

>>19023419
>>19023449
If you care enough that that that a cartoon looks like a little girl to start shit posting about people that like it are non humans and nasty pedophiles you are a SJW.

>> No.19023494

>>19023480
if you like little girls you ARE a nasty pedo and I don't consider you human

>> No.19023495

>>19023464
That's good to hear.

Houri is my favorite MG.

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>>19023461
Dunno about you, but I like pretty much anything that isn't washboard-tier.

>>19023410
Mostly I see any shit stirring coming from the onee-shitters, not general cowtit fans.

>> No.19023512

>>19023461
She'd be cuter if she was actually average, and not that awkward inbetween average and flat. It's a hard look to pull off without being completely overlookable.

>> No.19023517

>>19023495
I prefer apsara, but you're undeniably a gentleman of taste. It's hard to go wrong with any part of the Eros girls, though.

>> No.19023521

>>19023494
Go read Lolita. It's the girls' fault, not the man's.

>> No.19023533

>>19023517
> It's hard to go wrong with any part of the Eros girls, though.

Yep.

I'm the anon who picked Eros servants for 1-4 and mermaid as 5 for top 5 favorite MGs.

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>>19023533
>Mermaid
>not Merrow
PINKER! LEWDER!

>> No.19023548

>>19023521
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>> No.19023557

>>19023548
You understand I was making a joke, right?
Of course you don't. You haven't read Lolita so you wouldn't know what I was talking about. Uncultured swine.

>> No.19023579

>>19023517
> Apsara
> Literal milk elemental
> Doesn't lactate the milk herself
I will never not be mad

>> No.19023587

>>19023579
You don't really even need headcanon to fix that; MG's bodies change to suit your liking. You like girls that lactate. What is the most obvious outcome?

>> No.19023589

>>19023557
It's impressive that you can miss an author's point so dramatically and then claim someone else is uncultured.
I'm sure if Vladimir Nabokov knew his book would be used by sickos like you to justify their degeneracy he would've burned it instead of publishing it.

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>>19023461
>A modest-bodied monster girl is just as capable of making you happy as any cute loli or sexy tallstacked.
My favourite sexual position is being paizuried by milkers sufficiently big that my head *doesn't* poke put of the top so when I cum it gets trapped inside and she ends up looking like a melting ice-cream sandwich.
So don't presume to tell me who can or cannot make me happy.

>> No.19023597

>>19023367
>>19023398
Where do you think you are?

>> No.19023606

>>19023587
I'm sure a steady diet of Holst milk would help in that department as well, on top of giving her even more insane curves.

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>>19023593

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>>19023589
>It's impressive that you can miss an author's point so dramatically
THAT WAS THE JOKE
GODDAMMIT ANON YOU MUST HAVE WURM SCALES FOR A SKULL
I don't even.

>> No.19023619

>>19023609
This
Muscle is objectively best

>> No.19023622

>>19023618
BEER DEER

>> No.19023630

>>19023618
It's hard to tell what's sarcasm and what isn't over the internet anon.

>> No.19023632

>>19023618
SOPPING
WET
DOE
CUNT

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>>19023619

>> No.19023640

>>19023634
I want to be forced to lick the sweat off her abs!

>> No.19023654

>>19023609
meh
not a fan

>> No.19023667

>>19023640
Am I the only one who likes musclegirls because I like the idea of seeing her on her knees licking my dick having been reduced to MERE FEMALE LIZARD, rather than the idea of her putting me on my knees and having me doing the licking?

It's just more fulfilling to dom the strong than to dom the weak.

>> No.19023673

>Melon starting up his mass sketch commissions again.

>> No.19023680

>>19023667
I disagree but you are entitled to your shit opinion
Getting dommed by musclegirls is god tier

>> No.19023682

>>19023640
So you want to feel the weight of her breasts on top of your head as her firm hand forces you against her abs?
For reference, she's sitting down.

>> No.19023689

>>19023667
I love both, sometimes I want to submit to a girl with nice abs but at others I want to completely dominate a muscled salamander and show her that no matter how much she trains her body she's still a woman.
>>19023673
>can't afford coms till later this week
Fuck.

>> No.19023691

>>19023689
>no matter how much she trains her body she's still a woman.
*Tips fedora*

>> No.19023693

>>19023667
I don't want to dom at all.

>> No.19023699

>>19023691
Whiteknight for fictional girls all you want, they still won't have sex with you.

>> No.19023702

>>19023699
>whiteknight
Nice meme buzzword

>> No.19023707

>>19023689
http://touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=9004
apparently he's giving an extended mailtime

>> No.19023719

>>19023702
>spouts a meme
>doesn't like getting a meme in return
>>19023707
This might be doable, thanks.

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>> No.19023726

>>19023722
Ah yes, a classic. Crayon is still remembered.

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>>19023726
The Waterworld edits will never not be relevant

>> No.19023734

>>19023722
I'm the purple one

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>>19023733
I got my idol, I got my goth Manticore, I win every time!

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>>19023733
>This is all Bob's fault
The fact that this is true makes it all the more funnier

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>>19023640

>> No.19023780

>>19023752
> genuinely enjoyed Laska 1st edition, kept up with the updates as he was writing it, sure it was paint-by-numbers shlock but it was good for what we had at the time
> Bob proceeds to go full futa cockmongler
> AND go George Lucas on Laska, rewriting and revising the bits that made it good
> By this point I regret ever encouraging him in the original
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain indeed

>> No.19023784

>>19023780
Who didn't like original laska? it was good shit.

>> No.19023785

>>19023779
I visited my mum on Mother's Day and got to play with kitty tummies. That was nice.

>> No.19023786

>>19023784
Daughteru dickers frustrated at being cucked to dat purple puss puss, iirc

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>>19023538
I thought pink was supposed to be a cute color. Why is it so lewd?

>> No.19023793

>>19023784
It always had it's problems and the ending felt rather rushed. Lewd art of Laska was the only good thing to ever come from it.

>> No.19023795

>>19023786
Eh, for a long ass time thats the way it seemed like it was going to go. Once the anubis got added in, thats when shit really jumped the shark.

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>>19023791
E R O S

>> No.19023811

>>19023793
Yeah, KeyAids dues ex machina ending was such a cop-out.
>"How is this unresolvable sexual tension ever going to be resolved??? LOL DED, I don't gotta resolve shit"

>> No.19023813

>>19023796
From the thumbnail I thought this was a delicious belly pic. Turns out it's just anon.

>> No.19023820

>>19023813
Nope. Just a titty hat jub.

>> No.19023828

>>19023791
>>19023796
I'm convinced that earlier iterations of the Jubjub profile said their tits had gotten too big to the poont they're flightless birds, but the current wiki entry seems to say that they CAN fly.
Am I sufferimg from false memory syndrome? Did I just imagine their flightlessness?
I wouldn't put it past me. "Inconvenient breast expansion" is my fetish, so it's exactly the sort of thing I would invent

>> No.19023829

Office lady Titanias who make every work day just a bit brighter.

>> No.19023831
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How are Yetis so perfect?

>> No.19023832

>>19023831
Abominable? More like adorable! Nyeah!

>> No.19023833

>>19023828
I remember that too. I think that was just speculation when the untranslated profile was first posted in these threads.

>> No.19023834

>>19023828
IIRC, they've always been able to fly. They just prefer to be riding husband's cock 24/7.

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>> No.19023838

>>19023836
I'm going to go sunbathe again today, hot beverages are no longer required.

>> No.19023840

>>19023831
Putting a yeti and a person who doesn't like hugs together sounds like a recipe for disaster.

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>>19023838

>> No.19023844

>>19023841
D-damn she's cool!

>> No.19023960

>>19023834
Their wings are made to be pretty and fluffy so they are bad at flying for long duration

>> No.19023985

>>19023784
It really was. Too bad the rewrite makes her into a lesbian for some reason and ruins everything that made the original memorable (The speed dating/fucking building was an interesting idea and I could see some types of monstergirl being all for that). I'm not even sure if the Anubis is in it anymore either.

>> No.19023990
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19023990

Oh 'allo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

>> No.19024025

>>19023990
I don't have any clever remarks to make about the french cow, and this upsets me. This cannot stand. That moo better get ready for a lackluster seduction, if it kills me.

>> No.19024089

>>19023990
> Just saying "Eyy bby wanna fuck?"
> Manages to make it sound wholesome and classy
French accents are truly special

>> No.19024123

>>19023990
Why wouldn't I?

>> No.19024151

>>19024123
Because you're in a committed relationship with your insecure kraken cc waifu and if you give your semen to any of those land-dwelling whores she'll sink into an inky black depression of leg-envy?

>> No.19024160

>>19023990
I don't think I'd be able to do anything but stammer and nod as she leads me off to the barn.

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Does the Ice Queen goes around and sell ice cream during summer?

>> No.19024184

>>19024177
Yep, also serves as mobile AC

>> No.19024247

>>19024151
But I'd just lay on the hay, I wouldn't have sex with them. Kraken wife doesn't have to worry about a thing, cows are trustable fellas.

>> No.19024252

You have no idea how much I want to grab a Kikimora by the hand before thanking her for everything she does for me and having her relax on the couch while I cook her favorite meal. If she's feeling up for it, I'll even rub her shoulders.

>> No.19024255

>>19024252
> spoilers
The Fallen God has reserved a special place in Pandemonium for people who blue-ovary like you

>> No.19024401

>>19023591
>>19023831
>>19023836
>>19023841
Yeti's are spam now.

>> No.19024425

>>19024247
Office cows are cute cows

>> No.19024455
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>>19023707
Tempting..

>> No.19024497

>>19022244
Gonna tell her I am sorry. It was the perfect moment though

>> No.19024561
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Kikimora Maid-Sister Mom-Wife.

>> No.19024580

>>19024561
Breeding furiously
Thick maid best maid

>> No.19024592

>>19024561
I prefer the Maid-Daughter-Wife type.

>> No.19024617

>>19024592
Why not both anon?

>> No.19024620

>>19024561
It's illegal to be that deliciously thicc. I sentence her to life as my loving wife and broodmother to all of our children.

>> No.19024642

>>19024617
The Maid-Sister-Daughter-Mom-Wife type? What unholy abomination of a relationship is that?

>> No.19024644

>>19024642
No dummy I meant one of each.

>> No.19024689

>>19024644
Then use commas, the levels of incest that would need to get what you’d put is astounding

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>>19022895
Yao domination over the years. When your memes span literal different eras of MG posting you know you've won. Still best girl with most fan art AND official art of secondary characters. Eat your hearts out.

Also those Baphomet images of her sitting on a "faceless" chained up boy and pushing his lower half against a wall BJs were part of a abandoned MGQ scenario mod I was making.

Designated raping streets and at least 1 Unicorn latenight image ideas, 2 Wizard images from back in the day, GrandmastahG's Yao doujin.

Mount and Blade Steppes shenanigans.

Short designed to fail cyoa but not really cyoa green texts for laughs.

>> No.19024737

>>19024726
>Also those Baphomet images of her sitting on a "faceless" chained up boy and pushing his lower half against a wall BJs were part of a abandoned MGQ scenario mod I was making.
I owe you my eternal thanks.

>> No.19024744

>>19024726
>Also those Baphomet images of her sitting on a "faceless" chained up boy and pushing his lower half against a wall BJs were part of a abandoned MGQ scenario mod I was making.
MGE girls are too good to be in MGQ stuff.

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>>19024744
You could make the scenarios into anything anon, it was like modding. It had some pretty classic autismmeme "playthroughs" like the Bleach title styled MG scenario with bad art and the momma Alma thing.

Roguetranslator and Wizard made the original doppelganger scenario that's basically "hidden" in every single translated version download of MGQ 2/3.

>> No.19024766
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Getting crispy in the sun!

>> No.19024827
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>> No.19024830

Remember when Druella pulled that one order guy's eyes from his head and made him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerves?

>> No.19024832

>>19024766
>Hellhound bursts in
"BACON? BACON! WHERE'S THE BACON?! There's only one thing that smells like bacon and that's BACON!"

>> No.19024835

>>19024832
I understood that reference.

>> No.19024848

>>19024766
Gonna spank that sizzlin' bacon booty

>> No.19024851

>>19024827
Oh no! Now we need to do anal!

>> No.19024857
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Are you excited for Summer?

>> No.19024866 [SPOILER] 
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>>19024857
Slings and Slinglikes are top tier.

>> No.19024869

>>19024857
Yes! I dipped myself in the water for the first time this year today!
Cold. So cold.

>> No.19024871
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Tall busty CC vampires with a penchant for aggresive bloody melee combat

>> No.19024885

>>19024871
So do Vampires let you into their coffins for the day or is that where she lets her hair down and lives like a slob?

>> No.19024887

>>19024857
Would you need to buy four drinks for a wock?

>> No.19024891

>>19024857
>implying it's not already summer
25C in the shade over here.

>> No.19024895

>>19024885
Why not letting you inside the coffin with her hair down? Hugs,winghugs and hairhugs

>> No.19024897
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Consider this: Basilisk 2B

>> No.19024905

>>19024895
But women are vain creatures and don't want boys to see them like that.
>>19024897
Confusion, but also an erection.

>> No.19024909

>>19024905
They want their husbando to see them like that! just not lowly commoners or strangers

>> No.19024930

>>19024897
Cute snek but can she have that 2Booty?

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>>19024827

>> No.19024941
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>>19024930
Of course she can. Do you see how wholesome that posterior is?

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>>19024930
Yes.
>INB4 cloacafag

>> No.19024955

Guys, I need ideas on what to get for >>19023707

>> No.19024963

>>19024955
What are your favourite races?

>> No.19024964
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>>19024895
Did somebody say WINGHUGS

>> No.19024972

>>19024963
onis, holsts, anubutts, monoeyes, etc

>> No.19024975

>>19024955
How about a diving bell spider showing her boyfriend wonders beyond imagining?

>> No.19024980

>>19024941
I dunno, I may need to get a closer look

>>19024953
I need more proof

>> No.19024994

>>19024972
Could just ask for porn of one of those girls unless you want sfw ideas then a cyclops working in her workshop

>> No.19024996
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19024996

>We can rebuild her, we have the technology

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>>19024980
Take as long as you need.

>> No.19025009

>>19024996
TURN OFF THE PLEASURE INHIBITORS

>> No.19025027
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Snek is warm.

>> No.19025031

>>19025001
>Anon staring at basilisk ass while she tries not to notice

>> No.19025032

>>19025027
But that's not how they work!

>> No.19025034

>>19024972
Trying one nsfw and one sfw suggestion for each race.
>onis
Red/blue threesome or either of them peacefully sleeping after a drink.
>anubutt
mating press or sitting in front of a fan trying to cool herself down.
>monoeye
PoV handholding cowgirl or doing cosplay of another monster girl.

>> No.19025039
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>>19025009
Copy last, executing directive.

>> No.19025044

>>19025039
>printing hearts
For once in my life of smugness and shitposting I'm at a loss for words.

>> No.19025063 [SPOILER] 
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Welsh MGs when?

>> No.19025070

>>19025063
What does Wales have other than Red Dragons and traumatized Sheep?

>> No.19025071

>>19025063
But we already have sheep anon

>> No.19025082

>>19025070
Quite a few things surprisingly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_leaper

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>>19025044
Don't let her take advantage of you.

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>>19025063
I like her design, her personality not so much. I've never played the game

>> No.19025118

>>19025105
Disengage safety protocols! Maximum thrust and maximum suction!

>> No.19025158

Okay anon.

Based on your monstergirl waifu and your fetishes and interests and all that good stuff, what would your RPG class title and level be?

>> No.19025164

>>19025116
>>19025063
MINGE

>> No.19025216
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>>19024996
Excellent work! Much better than the prototype.

>> No.19025234

>>19025158
I'd be a level 4 or 5 sorcerer, no special skills or anything yet but would try to specialize in storm themed magic. Wife would be a max level Rogue who specked all her skill points into thief skills and none into any kind of weapon mastery. Pure utility and thievery, not an ounce of damage. First of my daughters would be a level 20 or so Berserker with amazing physical stats but super below average intelligence and charisma. Second daughter would be a Healer of the same level that's too busy taking naps and playing with her wardrobe to actually heal anyone. All in all a pretty low-tier party, but I love my girls anyway.

>> No.19025244

>>19025158
Level 69 cunny master!

>> No.19025248

>>19025158
Fuck if I know

>> No.19025253

>>19024726
Sauce?

>> No.19025266

>>19025158
A bard, if not just to herald and support my dear Hatter wife, who would be some duelist/fencer/alchemist hybrid.
Hard to riposte her precision strikes when you’ve been doused with a potion that enlarges your genetalia to comical sizes!

>> No.19025283
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I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

>> No.19025292

>>19025158
A very crappy rogue who got caught trying to steal from a pyramid and gets raped sensless by Anubis and/or Sphinx

>> No.19025298

I want to spank a loli Kej with the back of a hairbrush.

>> No.19025299

>>19025283
Wholesome priestess has an unwholesome rack!

>> No.19025309

>>19025266
Sounds like you should do some precision strikes of your own

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>> No.19025323

>>19025158
Blood Mage?

>> No.19025334

>>19025063
I need a Welsh Dragon waifu to cuddle with asap

>> No.19025336

>>19025158
High level Uni Paladin that has a deep perverse side

>> No.19025342
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>>19025158
Level 2 Antiquarian.
GASPING, REELING, TAKEN OVER THE EDGE INTO MADNESS!

>> No.19025380

>>19025158
Barehanded Berserker

BOTH ME AND MY WAIFU

>> No.19025402

>>19025158
Level 65 knight, wife would be in the high 70s or low 80s since she's a Wight.

>> No.19025417

How do you feel about monstergirls with claws, paws, and/or miscellaneous monstrous lower halves being able to polymorph themselves into human girl forms?

>> No.19025421

>>19025417
Just no

>> No.19025423

>>19025417
They can? what?

>> No.19025426

>>19025423
Purely hypothetical anon.

>> No.19025433

>>19025417
>>19025423
>>19025426
It's canon.http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross

>> No.19025441

>>19025417
>>19025433
>They can. All monsters are [half human], so there isn't a single race of them incapable of using polymorph. Of course the time needed to learn it depends on intelligence and the accuracy of the morph varies. (If they're bad at it then the colour of the skin might remain unchanged, skilled races like Gyoubu Tanuki on the other hand can even hide the indications of magic when turning human) Furthermore, monsters of the Alraune family can normally walk by using the roots below the flower even without using polymorph.

>> No.19025446

>>19025417
>polymorph themselves into human girl forms?
Only good as a method of disguise before they rape their man or boy.

>> No.19025448

>>19025417
It'd have it's uses. Human hands and feet are just as sexy as big fluffy paws, plus the absence of all the paw fluff is much better when wearing latex clothing.

>> No.19025451

>>19025158
Summoner, level 70. Aside from the summoning, I'd have an array of mind and Stat affecting spells to be extra pesky. I love succs and have a mind control fetish.

>> No.19025458

>>19025299
It may not be wholesome, but it is righteous!

>> No.19025465

>>19025441
>depending on their level of intelligence
Wurm-chan, nooooo!

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>>19025465

>> No.19025480

>>19025448
Beat it, KDF.

>> No.19025483

>>19025465
>your Wurm wife flops over to you
>flops, as she has given herself human arms and legs that are visually pleasing and normal yet completely non-functional
>before you panic, she assures you that it’s only a one hour spell so she’ll change back with no issues
>however, as she literally worms her way over to you, you can tell she is very proud of what she was able to do
>”I’ll get it right soon! Then husband can do ‘dog style’ on me!!!”
>her smile could still melt an ice palace

>> No.19025484

>>19025479
Wurm-chan go put that back!

>> No.19025488

>>19025441
>If they're bad at it then the colour of the skin might remain unchanged
>Implying something like an apophis polymorphing to show you some godly legs while keeping her grape color is bad

>> No.19025492

>>19025480
No way anon, I can't do that at work.

>> No.19025517

>>19025417
I like the thought of sneaking into human towns with a salamander polymorphing into her human form from before she got corrupted so we can buy supplies during our travels.

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>>19025465

>> No.19025533

>>19025465
Brings a whole new meaning to having two left feet.

>> No.19025573

>>19025532
Don’t lie to young wurms!

>> No.19025585

>>19025573
>T. Angry Fat Elf

>> No.19025606
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Are lolilims made for impregnating?

>> No.19025608
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>> No.19025609

What happens when you come home to find your daughteru(s) have broken into you and your waifu's secret stash of magic sex enhancers and consumed the entire thing?

>> No.19025614

>>19025606
Yes

>> No.19025617
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>>19025606
NO

>> No.19025622

>>19025585
Now I want to marry an elf and find out later that I’m now next in line to become the new Santa Clause after my father in law retires.

>> No.19025623

>>19025617
That hairstyle looks so dumb,looks like she is trying to hang herself with her hair

>> No.19025625

>>19025488
That'd be pretty grape. I mean great. You'd imagine they'd have a fairly high level of control over that too, so instead of several meters of snek, she could wrap a pair of looooong purple legs around you instead.

>> No.19025629

>>19025606
No. Lolis are not for lewd.
Unless she gets impregnated by her childhood friend after their first time and he steps up and takes responsibility even though their both thirteen.

>> No.19025631

>>19025623
Don't worry you can easily mess it up when you fuck her.

>> No.19025633

>>19025623
Wanna bet she grows up to have a choking fetish?

>> No.19025636

How did you find monster girls?

If it counts, the first monster girl was Ariel from The Little Mermaid when I was a kid. I don't think I knew of any other kind of monster girls other than mermaids -- or that they were monster girls. Years and years later, I find MGE on one of the 'boorus, then I found monmusu.

>>19023691
Bait or not, it's odd how that kind of talk was completely OK just 100 years ago, yet today can be associated with the mentally ill.

>> No.19025637

>>19025609
She's going in the cage.

>> No.19025638
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>>19025488
>wanting grapesnake with disgusting legs
Next you'll tell us you want a ghoul that hates blowjobs.

>> No.19025640

>>19025633
You say that like it’s a bad thing Anon.

>> No.19025643

>>19025633
Choking her husband or herself taking the choking. . .

>> No.19025644

>>19025606
All monster girls are but lolilims are high on the list of ones that need it the most.
>>19025617
Sorry anon, Runa's had more cocks in her than a poultry farm.

>> No.19025647

>>19025606
Impregnating a Lilim is a most holy act. Praise the Demon Lord

>> No.19025648

>>19025609
Depends entirely on her age. I’d be tempted to just let her burn herself up in private and leave the house immediately.

>> No.19025653

>>19025636
>spoiler
Same here. But I do remember falling in love with the Elves and Driders from the old D&D guides.
And if aliens count; Sasami from Tenchi Muyo! was my first waifu.

>> No.19025660

>>19025609
She's going to get punished for sneaky behavior and stealing extra treats for sure, but I'm not just going to let her suffer alone with what she's done to herself. Her mother and I would gladly help her out but after that it's time for her punishment.

>> No.19025665

>>19025640
I did nothing of the sort.

>>19025643
Given that the "noose" is around her neck, I'd presume her, but... I bet she'd appreciate a nice choker, too.

>> No.19025666

>>19025629
Considering the birth rate of monsters, and the prevalence of the Sabbath in most monster communities, and how many loli breeds their are most lolis you would encounter would not actually be a child.

>> No.19025672

>>19025609
I spend an entire hour casting dispel on her while she's tied to the bed.

>> No.19025675
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>>19025636
Was lurking on /a/ in 2012 during the hype train of Kill la Kill Thursdays, came across one the EMG threads that evolved into the EMG/MGE threads that eventually evolved/forced into becoming the /mgg/
ITS BEEN 6 FUCKING YEARS AAAAAAAAAA
Reminder that pic related will never not be the highlight that the mods are always fags

>> No.19025679

>>19025625
>>19025488
>Apophis saunters in with basically a Widowmaker-tier booty and legs
My face, her throne!

>> No.19025683

>>19025636
Also my first favorite MG after finding MGE was Yuki-Onna, I think.

>>19025653
>elves and dwarves

Forgot those. But I didn't think of them as monster girls until MGE.

>> No.19025686

>>19025672
>tfw have to exorcise your daughteru
poor girl

>> No.19025687
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Beware of CC foxes.

>> No.19025697

>>19025687
I'm letting my guard down around all of the busty fox ladies and you can't stop me!

>> No.19025698
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>>19025636
By finding the "Cute Monster Girl" page on TV Tropes, which led me to MGE. This was the halcyon days before TV Tropes purged all porn content in pursuit of Google shekels.

>> No.19025699
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wife goo

>> No.19025702
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MERE

>> No.19025707

>>19025636
Digimon -> Yugioh -> korean mmos with lamias/harpies -> mge
I was only casually into them before mge but once I got into it I became a full blown monstergirlfag.

>> No.19025710

>>19025686
Someone has to take the lewd out of her.

>> No.19025711

>>19025697
That's a good way to get a CC Kitsune's lips wrapped around your dick as you beg her to stop sucking while she milks your tenth load out.

>> No.19025716

>>19025636
I thought the Nagas and naga queens from HoMM3 were hot as fuck, and always liked succubutts of the traditional red skinned sexy demon variety.
I liked a certain CYOA that had a lot of Lava Golem fanart in it for one of the choices.
I got into EMG and liked it though haven’t been reading it for some time.
Got into MGE about two years ago.
That’s pretty much the pace, of course there are other individual circumstances but those are the biggest standout times.
Dem Naga Queens, man. And Medusas. I like the more monstrous, “grimy” (if that makes sense) girls who are still dangerous, but appreciate the lovey dovey perfection side MGE has provided too.
I want a Naga Queen and Gorgon Queen wife pair to fight for- and over- me!

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>>19025697
Hope you're prepared to take responsibility.

>> No.19025726

>>19025617
As cute and innocent as she looks, I can't help but think she is consciously acting as rapebait by showing that much thighs.

>>19025647
>Anon impregnates a lolilim
>The ground starts shaking
>A fuckhuge magical seal appear
>Dark thunder hits the grounds repeatedly
>The Demon Lord appears
>She hugs, nuzzles and embarrasses the lolilim
>Says how proud she is of her daughter for getting pregnant so early
>Keeps mentioning how she was getting brestfed just 10~ years ago
>She even cries some tears of joy
>Suddenly she teleports uncomfortably close to you
>"May you bring my daughter great happiness and enjoy a wonderful lewd life together."
>Your body and mind stopped responding the moment she got close to you
>Somehow her words still got deeply engraved in your mind
>You think you jizzed your pants too

>> No.19025727

>>19025636
What 'kind of talk'?

>> No.19025731

>>19025716
A harem of HoMM3 units (with the male ones turned female of course) would be excellent.
Seriously all of them could be super cute and fun. Just watch out for Titan-chan. She’s a big girl.

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>>19025702
>Of course, no Berserker can rival me in elegance and breeding

>> No.19025736

>>19025699
Holy smokes those ass fangs.

>> No.19025737

>>19025711
There are worse fates. By the way, does anyone know where I can find fried tofu flavor lube? Asking for a friend.

>> No.19025740

>>19025736
big butt

>> No.19025743

>>19025740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChE7tSd_al8

>> No.19025749

>>19025734
Breed the dragon

>> No.19025760

>>19025737
Now do you want it to just be a shrine priestess, an ojou-sama, a businesswoman or your teacher?

>> No.19025761

>>19025683
Also angels. But they still aren't necessarily monstergirls.

>> No.19025764

>>19025760
One of each please.

>> No.19025765

>>19025764
So four CC kitsune sisters?

>> No.19025775

>>19025636

>Pre-teen morals say that I can’t watch 3D porn
>Learn about poke-porn
>It’s fine if it’s not a person right?
>Brief detour into world of furry porn
>Get disgusted by ‘sona culture
>Start frequenting /a/
>See EMG thread
>lamia gf sounds awesome
>lose interest in furries

Everything turned out better.

>> No.19025778

>>19025731
>with the male ones turned female
Coward

>> No.19025785

>>19025765
>four CC kitsune sisters?
Yes. I’d make them all feel special and loved.
I’d also give them a reason to celebrate mother’s day next year too.

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>>19025675
>mfw remembering those Translator-fag dickriders from our final weeks on /a/
I regret not shittalking TF to them when I had the chance.

>> No.19025813

>>19025778
>>>/tg/

>> No.19025817

>>19025760
Yes. I'd probably need some help keeping up, especially with the businesslady, but there's magic and potions for that.

>> No.19025824
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>>19024857
I would be if they were real

>> No.19025826 [DELETED] 

>>19025813
>waaah get those nasty men away from me
Why is jp so fucking gay

>> No.19025828

>>19025636
First to really catch my interest was Mutio from Blue Sub 6. Cut to years later:
-See 'Daily Life with Mermaid' one-shot
-Check out /mgg/ threads on /a/
-Check out MonMusu shortly after the translation of Ch.2

Hell of a slope to descend.

>> No.19025829

>>19025826
You have to go back.

>> No.19025830 [DELETED] 

>>19025829
>Waaaah men are gross
Stop being gay

>> No.19025832

>>19025775
I almost went down that dark path too.

>> No.19025833

>>19025828
Pretty much this for me

>> No.19025842

>>19025832
*with that detour you mentioned

>>19025828
Slope? More like up a mountain.

>> No.19025846

>>19025805
I shit talked TF at every chance I got, even before the final weeks and knew "she" had something to do with the shitposting. Got a barrage of angry (you)s and it was worth every one of them.

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>>19025778
>>19025826
>>19025830
>whines how an anon wants a harem consisting of women
>calls others gay

>> No.19025855

>>19025805
The greatest irony is the threads that popped up since then still get shitposted

>> No.19025856

>>19025848
>not liking both

>> No.19025861 [DELETED] 

>>19025856
Go back to /lgbt/ faggot.

>> No.19025863 [DELETED] 

>>19025846
>Got a barrage of angry (you)s and it was worth every one of them.
Did you manage to get any from the TF cocksucker that typed in broken english?
I now remember how that guy used AoT as an allusion to his anti-writefaggotry stance, and even thought [C] Control was /co/ material.
>>19025856
No really, neck yourself or fuck off you insufferable bug chasing faggot.

>> No.19025875

Friendly reminder to make sure your Gremlin daughterus are being safe when inventing things.

The last thing you want to come home to is your poor little Gremlin daughteru strapped to her first fucking machine, right?

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>want more regular vidya to have MGs
>don't want more regular vidya to have MGs because then degenerate West will notice them / ruin them

If Slaanesh was president we wouldn't have these kinds of problems.

>> No.19025886 [DELETED] 

>>19025863
>>19025861
>waaaaaaah
Atleast say something of value

>> No.19025891

What monstergirls make the best size queens?

>> No.19025892
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>>19025606
Lolilims are for protecting

>> No.19025894

>>19025846
>had something to do with the shitposting.
How?

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>>19025886
>Waaah! Why doesn't a thread discussing a heterosexual sexytimes setting approve of my special snowflake shit eating status?

>> No.19025905

>>19025891
Fairies.

>> No.19025906

>>19025894
TF was a known drama whore.

>> No.19025908

>>19025891
Alice.

>> No.19025916

>>19025906
What would tf do?

>> No.19025918

>>19025899
>waaaaah no icky boys other than myself allowed
Stop being mentally slow

>> No.19025921

>>19025918
Go back to eating shit pozzer.

>> No.19025923

>>19025863
>Did you manage to get any from the TF cocksucker that typed in broken english?
Sure did.
>>19025894
TF hated MGE and anything that got lewder than EMG since it took attention away from "her" work. Also turned out to be a futafag and monster boy pusher in the long run when EMG was left on /a/.

>> No.19025926

>>19025918
>Monster GIRL thread
>"Why can't I discuss how much I want to suck cock? Why are you guys so fragile masculinity?"
If I had a nickle everytime this happened

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>>19025749
That's a snek.

>> No.19025930

>>19025921
>>19025926
Stop giving him (you)s.

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>monsterboy discussions
Wow, its like 2013 all over again

>> No.19025946
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>>19025918

>> No.19025949

>>19025926
With this monster boy shitposter fishing for replies and the TF drama being discussed again it reminds me of the time someone tried making a monster boy thread to prove there was an audience and it died with no replies.

>> No.19025958

>>19025927
Snake dragon!
How else do you explain her NP?

>> No.19025966

>>19025883
Slaanesh Would just make us murder fuck everyone else, like our waifus.

Slaanesh would only give us our waifus so that she/he/it could take them away from us.

>> No.19025968

>>19025949
Oh yeah, Fujoshit-kun and his "silent majority" of one person. Good times, I remember how much people mocked him after that one.

>> No.19025969

>>19025949
>fishing for replies
Not everything you don't like is bait
>>19025926
>WAAAAH boys are gross!
>>19025946
Alps are the definition of wasted potential

>> No.19025973

>>19023538
Can they be a hopeless romantic too?

>> No.19025979

>>19025969
Go back to /tg/ faggot.

>> No.19025983

>>19025979
Stop being so overly sensitive

>> No.19025986

>>19025983
I guess this is what I get for forgetting the thread title.

>> No.19025990

>>19022895
Judging by the aggregate feedback on it some kind of stupid manticore story I wrote several years ago, though personally I liked my own Shoggoth one better.

>> No.19026015

>>19025986
>everything I don't like is bait

>> No.19026019

>>19025937
Aus is top level shitpost and bantz.

You ever hear the story of them selling those trees to commiefornia that take a century to bloom but become super fucking flammable when they do? Fucking century long shitpost, now they got wildfires and shit all the time.

>> No.19026021
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AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES

>> No.19026032

>>19022895
I helped get the ball rolling on Apsara and Eros posting in the last few threads.

I like that drawing of Eros anon made.

>> No.19026042

>>19025702
pregnant wife is best

>> No.19026047

>>19026032
*Also that greentext on anon being an "offering" to Eros.

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>>19026015
>walking into an established community, proposing ideas that go against that community's foundation, and getting buttmad when everyone rejects your ideas
Anon there's a name for people like you.

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>>19022895
Not sure if it's "my" magnum opus since I had it commissioned, but I would say my favorite wife thing I've gotten so far is my 7ft daki. I've slept with it every night, and it's a wonderful sleep each night. I don't even know how I slept without it before.

>> No.19026059

>>19026019
That was caused by Cali’s shitty air pollution rules.
They can’t do controlled burns

>> No.19026061

>>19026052
How dare I have a different opinion

>> No.19026064
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19026064

Wonder how long it’ll take you retards to learn to not reply.
Especially since they use the exact same phrases every time, making them incredibly easy to identify.

>> No.19026066

>>19026061
You know there's a thread friendly to monster boys and futa on /d/ right?

>> No.19026068

>>19026064
It's not bait to disagree with your circlejerk

>> No.19026076

>>19026068
That's the definition of bait, dummy.

>> No.19026077

>>19026052
awesome art

>> No.19026082

>>19026052
I hate the pozzed faggot, but that art is just eye bleeding /monster/ shit.

>> No.19026083

>>19026064
The past few threads were so comfy.

Not taking bait can make them comfy again.

>> No.19026092

>>19026068
Don't you have better things to do, like praising Judaism on Stormfront?

>> No.19026093

>>19026064
I wonder how long it’ll take me to learn to not reply to random fluffies.

>> No.19026098

>>19026083
Let's talk about comfy things, like wendigos, yetis, and shaggy cows in winter cabins.

>> No.19026108

>>19026092
That's completely different

>> No.19026125

>>19025666
Speaking of birthrates what happens to humans with the increased pairing of man and monster yielding only daughters

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>>19026108
>That's completely different

>> No.19026143

>>19026125
The more man and monsters copulate, the stronger the DL gets. She’ll be able to rewrite the rules so that incubi can be born natty before any crisis occurs.
The issue becomes the solution before it can become a crisis.

>> No.19026145

>>19026125
What “increased pairing?”
Humans still massively outnumber monsters AND monsters are concentrated in monster territory.

>> No.19026147

I want my Hatter wife to take a ‘fatten ass’ tea and nonchalantly burst out of her pants!

>> No.19026148

>>19026125
Basically nothing. Males are birthed at a disproportionately high rate compared to females, MG breed slowly and lots of humans never even encounter a monster girl, let alone get corrupted or breed with one. Population growth was turned from a really long-term issue into a non-issue.

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>>19025679

>> No.19026168

>>19026098
When I first read the Yuki-onna profile, I pictured this cozy little mountain cabin in a blizzard. It's as if the little log house is just floating in a white void. The girl of ice warmly offers a tray of food to the weary man who lost his way in the blizzard (that she started), and then they get down to some lovin'.

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>>19026158

>> No.19026177
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>>19026125
We already have had this conversation multiple times

>> No.19026179

>>19026145


>>19026148
Ah I was unfamiliar with numbers because new in these threads. Wonder how hella rare it is for a man to end up in wonderland then.

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>>19026177
Eat shit grimdarkfags.

>> No.19026190

>>19026177
I am sorry for my newfagness

>> No.19026192

>>19026177
Nobody will read all that shit.

>> No.19026194

>>19026177
do you REALLY expect me to read all that shit

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>>19026177
>5288x10000

>> No.19026210

>>19026179
Wonderland is an odd case, because it’s its own plane and not in any specific place in the MGE world.
Which means that the average man who finds it does so by, say, stumbling into a portal that opened up in his closet one day.

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>>19026177
>tfw you were there
Now anon, that was for MGQ in /vg/. MGE is another separate thing entirely that actually has solutions suggested within the setting.

>> No.19026237

>>19026147
Wonderland is a magical place

>> No.19026238

>>19026177

>Even after one generation the number of unmated MGs shoots up to eight times the male population

No wonder they're so aggressive. No wonder Christmas Cake CCs are so desperate. It's a vicious battlefield. You know, all this time I've been writing shitty greentexts with the idea that the lonely, unwed, shut-in MG was a rarity but I think that might just be the standard.

>> No.19026252

>>19026238
See >>19026224

>> No.19026253

>>19026237
Doesn't it have giant mushroom forests? I've always liked that kind of thing.

>> No.19026264

>>19026210
Or somehow managing to stalk a wererabbit or whatever

>> No.19026268
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Two onis and a kunoichi.

>> No.19026269

>>19026253
They probably have all sorts of stuff.

>> No.19026274

>>19026168
Standard fare more snowy mountain girls. Somehow though, I can't imagine yukis being as comfy as the others.probably because I can't she the idea of them feeling cold.

>> No.19026276

>>19026158
YES

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>>19026021

>> No.19026282

>>19026158
Leeegs
She looks so proud and happy too. “Yosh, Husband will be so surprised!”

>> No.19026288

>>19026274
That’s pretty much my problem too. Say what you want about them, if they have snow/ice power and are goddamn icy blue, I’m going to associate them with being cold no matter what.
I have a similar problem with the undead girls.

>> No.19026289

>>19026185
Based gentle Troll, even her profile provides comfort and security.

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>>19026276
NO

>> No.19026295

>>19026282
>WHAT DID YOU DOOOO

>> No.19026309

>>19026288
>>19026274
Maybe she'd feel refreshingly cool and soft, like the cool side of a pillow?

>>19026269
It's like a second Fairy Kingdom.

>> No.19026311

>>19026158
>be a leg & foot man
>love stockings and socks
>waifu is anubis

As much as I'm willing to set aside my fetishes for my waifu, it would be nice to indulge them every once in a while. Although I've been trying to think of garterbelt designs that would work with big meaty paws.

>> No.19026315

>>19026292
What voice do Apophis typically have? I’m imagining something low and maniacal, with a bit of rasp. Like a deeper, more mysterious Juri from street fighter. And she always speaks in ways where you can’t quite be sure her true intentions. And she likes to lean in and whisper oh so seductively as she breathes on your neck and drags her fangs on it and aaaaAAAAAAHH

>> No.19026322

>>19026288
You know, I don't mind with the undead, sneaks and the like. Cool isn't necessarily a deal breaker for me in general, but it sure as shit is if we're expected to bump uglies after I've nearly frozen to death. I want a lava golem and a cup of hot chocolate in that situation, not a curvy icicle.

>> No.19026327

>>19026309
It's the fairy kingdom if the fairy kingdom was run by perverts

>> No.19026328

>>19026309
That would be fine. If they lived in Desert Kingdoms or something.
In a Snow Kingdom I’d really prefer a warm wife.

>> No.19026329

>>19026315
Imagine your Apophis waifu giving you steamy ASMR while toying with your neck with her tongue and fangs. Always coming back to the mantra “so... do I bite, or do i not? Bite, or not? Bite, or not...” with it getting increasingly moany and breathy as she can barely hold back.

>> No.19026332

>>19026327
Isn't that every kingdom?

>> No.19026333

>>19026322
>lava golem in some snowy locale
Finest of tastes.

>> No.19026345

>>19026332
Wonderland is considered kinky by monster standards. That should give you an idea of how out they are they are.

>> No.19026349

>>19026332
Wonderland dabbles in the more exotic types of perversion.
Barring muscle, muscle you can probably find in oni kingdoms.

>> No.19026352

>>19026345
Out there they are*

>> No.19026354

>>19026329
I swear, I think I somehow want my Apophis to be part Mershark. I seriously want her to just thrash and tear and rend and puncture my whole upper body with her bites in a violent and passionate manner. I want her to give into her carnal lust and laugh as I helplessly get eviscerated by her fangs and bloated sickly purple by her venom. Is there something wrong with me?

>> No.19026365

>>19026349
Wonderland does have Spade Trumparts for fit girl needs.

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>> No.19026370

>>19026365
I need my beefy wocks, cheshires, dormice, and hatters too!
Wonderland needs beef.

>> No.19026375

>>19026354
Do you also want her to rake her nails across your chest and back leaving red trails as she constricts your lower body so hard it feels like it’ll break?

>> No.19026378

>>19026279
Mushrooms taste gross, you dumb elf.

>> No.19026380

>>19026375
No way dude, that doesn't sound comfy at all.

>> No.19026381

>>19026370
So get a spade to set up a fitness program.
Though, knowing spades, it’s going to have an emphasis on sexercise.

>> No.19026387

>>19026381
That would be all cardio, no muscle building

>> No.19026388

>>19026375
Yes.

>> No.19026398

>>19026387
DE don’t care.

>> No.19026400

>>19026369
This is the best interpretation of Shoggoth. I enjoy the threadcanon, but this is true Peak Shog Performance.

>> No.19026403

>>19026345
>>19026349
>lewd even by monster standards

Now that's lewd.

>> No.19026409

>>19026333
Can you imagine?
>Live inna mountains
>It's cold all the time so your lava golem waifu is always horny
>A blizzard sets in
>Nothing to do but sit on the couch, all of you save your head enveloped by warm goo while she milks you dry
>Occasionally, she fucks herself unconscious and you wrap yourself in a blanket to go make some beans

>> No.19026410

>>19026398
True, although her boss may be surprised.

>>19026403
And that's what makes it nice.

>> No.19026412

>>19026403
I mean it’s home to the Officially Lewdest Dragons.

>> No.19026421

>>19026354
>Is there something wrong with me
Yes
Me too though

>> No.19026422

>>19024561
Kiki from the Old Country!

>> No.19026427

>>19026410
... so how does one get there?

>> No.19026428

>>19026409
Reminder that Lava Golems rotate cycles!
So she can be a gooey pool to rest in, a semi-state that can both walk around and be dipped in, and a solid state where she’s Armored by crackling stone that radiates heat for long journeys!

>> No.19026431

>>19026427
Just gotta fall down a hole.
Also plane-shift

>> No.19026442

>>19026400
It is kind of annoying how shogs got hit so hard with the thread canon when they're possibly the last offensive and easiest to get right of the chaos girls.

>> No.19026443

>>19026354
>>19026421
It is perfectly normal and healthy to want this if you have a Apophis, Vampire, Mershark, or in a way Giritablu or Manticore wife.

>> No.19026447

>>19026158
>This walking thing sure is fun!

>> No.19026452

>>19025923
I dont remember any of this

>> No.19026456

>>19026428
>Lava golem slime armor
That's the second most horrifying kind of armor for one's enemies to see one in.

>> No.19026459

What if there was a tea party with the Queen of Hearts and Eros?

>> No.19026480

>>19026252
>>19026224

It's too late, I like this concept too much. The 2nd generation would be a complete circus until they find sustainable solutions for the population problem.

They'd learn from the mistakes of the past but that second generation will always be known as the lowest generation. It'd be the Great Unwed Crisis and eventually they'd talk about it in history class.

Entire complexes of apartment buildings would soak in the surplus generation of MGs seeking to find cheap housing. Whole districts would turn into instant harassment zones for guys.

Good luck in your new apartment, fucko, every single other resident is single and desperate and was raised in a culture of fierce competition for husbands.

>> No.19026482

I just want to say thank you to all our drawfags old and new. It’s wonderful having a pseudo drawthread with each thread where our silly ideas get a sketch or doodle. Thank you for making the thread a better place.

>> No.19026491

>>19026158

>Attempts to walk
>Immediately faceplants
>Takes her a while to figure out the whole locomotion thing
>She still ends up with a funny walk. Her legs shimmy awkwardly from side to side as if she can't help but wiggle them as she walks

>> No.19026492

>>19026482
Wholesome

>> No.19026511
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19026511

Is your home MG-friendly?

>> No.19026512

>>19026491
She’s still faring better than miss Pharoah who tried polymorphing a Lamia lower half.

>> No.19026522
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>>19026512
Looks fine to me.

>> No.19026531

>>19026522
>didn't give herself pointed ears to complete the look
Lazy cunt.

>> No.19026532

>>19026522
I was just going to post that.

>> No.19026534

>>19026491
I like to think her husband helps her take her first steps with regular legs.

>> No.19026566

>>19026511
I remember when my pupper was trying to figure out stairs

>> No.19026580

>>19026534
>”Haaaa! I think- I think I got it hubby!”
>”You got it! Good work babe!”
>”Ufufufu, as expected of the soon to be queen of the desert! Now, to put on my heels!”
>”Uh- I might suggest waiting before you try with those-“
>”Nonsense, slave! The Queen simply must wear her elevated heels, it’s a symbol of her eminent beauWHOOFF”
>cut to anon mending his wife’s bloody nose as she sobs sitting down

>> No.19026601

>>19026580
When she finally gets it down her hips sashaying will be the stuff of legend.

>> No.19026609
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>> No.19026616

>>19026580
aww

>>19026601
And she'd still user her feet to manipulate stuff like she used to use her tail.

>> No.19026624

I hope the MGE setting has atleast one modern shopping center so I can dance through the isles to 80s pop to embarrass my waifu.

>> No.19026640
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19026640

Get yourself a cute kitsune wife and become a family man.

>> No.19026642

>>19026640
I dunno, she looks suspicious.

>> No.19026645
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19026645

>>19026642
You have nothing to fear.

>> No.19026653

>>19026601
Imagine her first time getting anal’d.

>> No.19026655

>>19026645
Do I?

>> No.19026656

>>19026653
Instant 150% ahegao and almost passing out from stimulation overload.

>> No.19026666

>>19026653
MGE Lamias already have buttholes on their Lamiasses.

>> No.19026673
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>>19025908
>Alice
You know, it's funny you should mention that, especially since I gave that whole "Alice dominating Anon" some thought. I really, truly did. Then it fucking struck me. Alices dominate men in the most insidious fashion possible. Unconsciously. So while you're being groomed to protect her, the demonic energy that little minx is putting off is telling you to rape the shit out of her.

Oh, and rape her you will. Over and over again until her body learns to drink your semen like a wanton, lascivious whore. Sure, her mind loses its memory of the affair afterwards, but her flesh will remember every dirty thing it's done to you. To the point that after you inevitably visit Wonderland and rape her again, she 'unlocks' all of those repressed memories and fucks you with the knowledge of all those trysts you put on her uncontrollably. Using your cock and heart to sate her own ego and lust.

>> No.19026674

>>19026666
Or something.

>> No.19026677

>>19025441
I didn't know every race could take on human form.

>>19026666
nice quads

>> No.19026682

>>19026673
I hate the entire “insidious” aspect of MGE. Why does everything have to leak mana like a novelty keychain from the Chernobyl gift shop?

>> No.19026692

>>19026677
People really need to stop thinking of MGE as this setting with a bunch of rules.
The only rules are ‘everyone ends up happy’ and ‘Lewd is good’
If you want your Baphomet to be a grown up tittymonster, rock it. If you want your Mershark to have legs AND her shark tail, you’re gucci, she just ‘learns a spell’.
It’s all good.

>> No.19026693
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19026693

>You will never come home to your Yeti wife bear hugging you and lifting you off the floor

>> No.19026696

Who's the least and most intelligent monstergirls?

I guess Hakutaku is on top, while the "plain" slime is on the bottom.

>> No.19026697

>>19026682
Because you touch yourself at night

>> No.19026701

>>19026692
Some people will always choose to focus on the things they don't like rather than those they like.

>> No.19026703

>>19025891
Manticore with a "you have to be this big" shirt who uses her tail to test if you're worthy.

>> No.19026705

>>19026696
Brand new fresh Zombies are probably lower than slimes

>> No.19026709

>>19026692
>People really need to stop thinking of MGE as this setting with a bunch of rules.

Good idea. Overthinking a relaxed setting isn't healthy.

>> No.19026720

>>19026703
>size queen MGs wearing shirts or otherwise just proudly bringing attention to their husband’s magnum dong
I love this particular niche. Being a MG’s godly-hung boytoy is one of my favorite good ends.

>> No.19026730

>>19026653
Even with a cloaca you can still do anal. Having an ass covered in skin would be new though, especially when slapped. You really want to surprise her though, you tickle her feet.

>> No.19026752

>>19026720
>MG just delights in you struggling with your new huge dong

>> No.19026755

>>19026709
>>19026692
We actually have proof that there’s some latent psionics or fatebending inherent to the world. The way you meet a Shoggoth is by just desiring one and she happens to appear at your doorstep, and fate conspires in ways to make certain MGs end up with their perfect husband.
Essentially, there’s a built in explanation for one’s will becoming reality. If you like it, fate will push it to you. And if you hate it, say you never wanna even see a Sith or a futa MG, fate will conspire to prevent you from ever coming across one.

>> No.19026763

>>19026696
How are we measuring intelligence? There are multiple ways. For most measures other than social skill, liches and gremlins are probably up there, too.

>> No.19026773

>>19025891
Monoeye.

>> No.19026776

>>19026752
>”Morning, stud~”
>”Uh, h-hey. Um... so has it happened then?”
>”Has what happened, cutie?”
>”H-have I become an Incubus?”
>she laughs and saunters over, nonchalantly pulling your boxers down and hefting your very large package
>”Mmmm... think you’re almost aaat... halfway?”
>”Al... only almost halfway?!”
>she grins maliciously and licks the length of your hardening shaft while staring up at you
>”Mmmn~ more like a third of the way~”
I’m seeing it with a gremlin, but could be anything.

>> No.19026777

>>19026720
>manticore with a shirt like that
>smugs at her monster girl friends when they have doubts about your size really matching her claims
Imagine some poor holst blushing when she realizes she's not being lied to.

>> No.19026781

>>19026666
Thanks, Mega Satan!

>> No.19026792

>>19025891
The best are the ones who play innocent.
Like a Houri wife who really insists she doesn’t know why you’re still getting bigger even as drool runs down the side of her mouth.

>> No.19026797

>>19026763
Any kind of intelligence will do. More discussion that way.

>>19026755
So say anon is lonely and prays for a Houri waifu to love...

>> No.19026800

>>19026666
The word Lamiass amuses me.

>> No.19026802
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19026802

Would you play a monstergirl fighter?

>> No.19026809

>>19026802
Absolutely. Darkstalkers with an all female cast.

>> No.19026810

>>19026802
No, but I would fight a monstergirl! Sexually!

>> No.19026813
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>>19026580

>> No.19026824

>>19026696
>Hakutaku
>top
They'd be in the lower brackets of the top level at best. You've got Gremlins, Liches, and Lilims (presumably in their case) above them. Educated Holst is basically a fancy librarian or college professor. Smart, but hardly magitek Tony Stark or filled with forbidden knowledge from milennia of study.

>> No.19026825

>>19026813
Haha

>> No.19026826

>>19026776
I see a Cheshire, but I'm a bit biased.

>> No.19026829

>>19026696
>>19026763
I think hakutaku is more wisdom-based. Spellcasters like liches, dark mages, inari and baphomets probably hold all the top spots in the species average int ranking.

>> No.19026833

>>19026813
Evil snake not so tough after faceplanting.

>> No.19026836

>>19026813
based

>> No.19026838

>>19026813
Daaawwww. Cute tyrant and patient slave (husband).

>> No.19026853

>>19026777
She'd be flustered at the idea of how large it is while also pondering if her tits are big enough to give it paizuri

>> No.19026859

>Went running with my shirt off
>Sweaty, tired, but otherwise good

I wonder how many single monster girls would start gazing

>> No.19026862

>>19026829
This. Hakutaku being placed on top of the intelligence ranking is just outright wrong.
If anything, Baphomets are the most intelligent as they're supposed to be the most powerful spellcasters.

>> No.19026873

>>19026797
>”Hello Anon Anonslastname. I am Sunnai, a Houri of my Lady Eros. I have been sent to you to reward you for your goodness of soul and deeds of compassion. They may have been long ago or could be yet to come, but Lady Eros has rewarded you for your Lover’s Heart. I pray I will be seen as an adequate l-lover to you worthy of your faith and temperament. I shall be bound to you forever, in this life and in Paradise everafter. Please, do with me what you will, and I will do to you what you wish!
>she bows nervously, her hands outstretched in a reverent pose as she waits on your doorstep
Not a bad way to start the day.

>> No.19026876

>>19026696
What about most lewd and least lewd?

>> No.19026878

>>19026829
There's also stuff like strategy that doesn't play into standard RPG mechanics (and think you may be over simplifying the question a bit). For things like that, anubii and crow tengu get to shine.

>> No.19026883

>>19026873
I see a happy future for Mr. and Mrs. Anonslastname.

>> No.19026884

>>19026813
I have a need to protecc.

>> No.19026897

>>19026873
Can i pray for a valkyrie instead?

>> No.19026900
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19026900

>>19026666
>>19026730
>Implying MAMONO MANA doesn't remove the need to defecate

>> No.19026901

>>19026862
On a second thought, baphomets and foxes might be in the same category as lilim and ryuu, where the innate powerlevel is high enough that it's hard to tell whether they even need to be super smart to use powerful magic.

>> No.19026902

How about a chill salamander roasting meat with her tail to share with a lizard girl buddy?

>> No.19026905

>>19026897
>Big buff chocolate Valkyrie with pink hair and wings.
>Not to mention the muscle

Are you ready for her?

>> No.19026922

>>19026900
Even if they don't poop, my desire to put it into an asshole will ensure that's possible.

>> No.19026929
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19026929

Would you dance with her?

>> No.19026933

>>19026929
PRobably

>> No.19026935

>>19026929
No I suck at dancing.

>> No.19026938

>>19026897
>”Blessed art thou, Anon son of Anon’sdad. You have been chosen to do great things in the name of the chief god! Be not afraid, for I am sent on his behalf to be your companion through whatever lies ahead for you. Be it training, protection, divine commune or even... or anything else, I shall be there to fulfill your every need. ...and... this isn’t part of the official decree, but- I truly am thankful my god’s voice led me to you. I had hoped... Ah, well, no matter, we shall see in time. From henceforth, I will be your Valkyrie!!!”
>she salutes with her weapon raised, a shining pride in her eye... and the faintest spark of something else deep beneath the surface
There ya go. Bear in mind the canon of what she knows and what she thinks she knows.

>> No.19026943

>>19026929
Only in private and if she teaches. She may not have legs, but I have two left feet.

>> No.19026944

>>19026900
Of course it does. I was just stating that they'd still have buttholes.

>> No.19026946

>>19026929
I can't dance.

>> No.19026957

>>19026938
>>19026873
These are fun.

>> No.19026960
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Manticores are CUTE!

>> No.19026992

>>19026859
>Weird boast linked vaguely to monstergirls
Go away Psychofox.

>> No.19026993
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>> No.19026994

>>19026938
Screw these nerds, I'm summoning a succubus. No prayers or chances for me!

>> No.19027000
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19027000

>>19026994

>> No.19027016

>>19026960
We need more manticore pictures like this

>> No.19027036

>>19027000
>Man can't beat the succ
>Women can't beat the dicc
Sounds like a setup for a perpetual cycle of delicious win-losing.

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>CliffyB officially gone due to his Lawbreakers and Radical Sheights flops

It is of the time of celebration yes?

>> No.19027045

>>19026994
>a pillar of magenta fire and brimsmoke pours up from the summoning circle
>a sexy, erotic silhouette stretches inside, ass sticking out and wings and tail unfurling as the smoke dissipates to reveal a wet dream wearing heels
>”mmMMm! Ahhhh... well hello there, cutie~. Did you summon little ol’ me? Oh, such a naughty, naughty boy, summoning a succubus to do your dirty work. That is- you DID summon me to do something ‘dirty’, didn’t you, sweetie? Mmhmhm~ I can see your answer in your eyes. You want me to do dirty, dirty things, don’t you? You want me to use my body to give you ~infinite~ pleasure, the kind you could only dream of? Hmhm~ well I hope you know what you’ve gotten yourself into~”
>she steps out of the circle, much to your shock
>”...cause you missed a line, cutie~”

>> No.19027072

>>19027045
>”...cause you missed a line, cutie~”
Yeah, that sounds like me. Thanks for doing these.

>> No.19027073

>>19027045
>cause you missed a line, cutie~
Nani?!

>> No.19027086

>>19027072
No problem, it was fun!

>> No.19027087

>>19027045
>cause you missed a line
?

>> No.19027097

>>19026992
Give me more credit than that, although I did post that poorlly.

The long and short of it is this, how many girls would an anon get looking at him and interrupting him while he was running?

>> No.19027101

>>19027045
"I didn't miss a line. I left it out on purpose. Prepare to have your hands held."

>> No.19027103

>>19027087
When you summon something, it’s bound to you because of the magic of the summoning circle. If you make any errors, the summoned thing can break out and wreak havoc. Very common story hook if not borderline cliche when it comes to stories like this

>> No.19027107

>>19027045
Well yeah, she needs to get out of the circle, right?

>> No.19027111

>>19027045
Time to hunt a ghost
Because that never goes wrong right?

>> No.19027122

>>19027101
>”Haha! Oh, you dork. You do know succubi aren’t weak to that, right? It’s just a silly-“
>Anon clasps her hands, and her face suddenly flushes as her knees shake and little mewling squeaky noises come from her bit-shut lips

>> No.19027130

>>19027107
I just needed an ending hook

>> No.19027141

>>19027122
Yes, Anon! Bullshit! Bullshit like your soul depends upon it, because it might! Let her never know that you're a virgin and scared as hell!

>> No.19027143
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>>19027043
>CliffyB
Literally who.

>> No.19027144

>>19027122
>slowly press my chest against her and rest my head on her shoulder
>whisper into her ear
> be a good girl and we'll do it missionary with the lights on for the sole purpose of procreation

>> No.19027146

>>19027045
The screwing up the summoning circle cliché is the Wilhelm Scream of Succubus stories.

>> No.19027150

>>19027141
Roll 1d20 for a final charisma check to see if you can literally bluff a Succ out of realizing you’re a virgin.

>> No.19027158

>>19027150
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

>> No.19027164

>>19027150
14. Keep in mind, I've entangled her in Hand Holding and half of my jokes are delivered deadpan.

>> No.19027171
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Old habits die hard

>> No.19027177

>>19027144
>>19027164
I’ll give it to ya (and then stop before I get rightful /qst/ complaints)
>a sound like a teapot shrieking rings out as her face goes pure red and her tail and hair shoot up straight
>”H-hhhaaaamina... y-yes! Yes!!! Oh demon lord yes! Your place or mine?! I-I can shift some stuff around in my Room, we won’t be bothered there!!! L-let me change into something more your tastes too, you must have such exotic desires, I-I can match them if you’re patient with me, I-I’m still new at this, im only a vir-“
>you smirk as she suddenly freezes and covers her mouth

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>>19021668

>> No.19027186
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19027186

>>19027111
>"What's wrong buddy? I thought you wanted to see a ghost? Oh don't worry, I won't hurt you, but it has been thirteen years since I died a virgin, so there will be plenty of ectoplasm and sudden feelings of arousal.

>> No.19027197

>>19027171
Reminds me of that one hex maniac picture.

>> No.19027205
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>>19027197
Care to share it?

>> No.19027229
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>>19027197
This one?

>> No.19027232

I want a fat lazy cat gf. Not Cheshire, just a Werecat/Neko.

>> No.19027233

>>19027229
Exactly. That situation is probably common with monsters.

Also Hex Maniac as a monster is pretty much my perfect woman.

>> No.19027237
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19027237

Which pose do you prefer?

>> No.19027239
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>>19027233
>TFW she decides to smother your screams of pleasure in her massive tits

>> No.19027246

>>19027239
>She decides
Not if I decide first! That's Cowtit 101!

>> No.19027248

>>19027237
3 is basically 2 but cozier.
Best applied with a White Horn by the fire.

>> No.19027249

>>19027239
Would slap her ass while she does it.

>> No.19027251

>>19027229
I'd tease her by continuing to post for way more than two posts

>> No.19027252

>>19027239
Hmm, yes perfect.

>> No.19027253

>>19027229
>hex maniac has small tits in canon
>every artist draws her with giant tits

>> No.19027255

>>19027237
Where’s the one where she lies down on you or sits on you?

>> No.19027256

>>19027237
Not a Centaur man but that looks quite comfy, regardless of pose.

>> No.19027261

In regards to the last thread's autism:
what is the appeal of a sub hellhound?
Getting mad about that is definitely stupid, but I also genuinely don't understand why anyone would want that. Unless it's just for the design.

>> No.19027265

>>19027253
Never underestimate the power of the turtleneck's power to fetishize cow tits.

>> No.19027266

>>19027253
Isn't it great?

>> No.19027269

>>19027261
Because people are insecure and don't like the idea of a dominant woman

>> No.19027274

>>19027261
Conquering strong willed women is a fetish in itself. Seriously, that's why the whole female knight rape genre exists for doujins and visual novels.

>> No.19027277

>>19027261
I don't really understand why but for some reason the thought of a socially dominant hellhound being sexually submissive gets me going.

>> No.19027279

>>19027261
Different people like different things.

>> No.19027280

>>19027261
The challenge is the fetish

>> No.19027281 [DELETED] 

>>19027277
>>19027274
You're both gay

>> No.19027289

>>19027280
What challenge?
It's imaginary.

>> No.19027293

>>19027289
Well yeah and ive never actually had a woman sit on my face but imagining it gives me a half chub so what you want me to do about it

>> No.19027294
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19027294

>>19027253
People like a big tiddy goth gf.

>> No.19027295

>>19027289
It's the same reason why folks fantasize about defeating a salamander, jinko, or dragon and making them your wife.

The challenge and the prospect of conquest is what gets them off, the greater the challenge resulting in the greater 'payoff'

>> No.19027296

>>19027293
The difference is that one can actually happen and one can't

>> No.19027301

>Loli cheshire's first shitpost

Its adorable.

>> No.19027304

>>19027253
>>19027251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY

>Succubus wearing Hex Maniac's turtleneck dress
"Hey, this dress is just O-B-S-C-E-N-E"
"I can feel it squeezing me in all the right places <3~"
"Don't you want to just throw me down and ravish me like a beast?"
"Don't you just wanna tear open a boob window and shove your blisteringly hot dick in between my breasts?"
>'Just two more posts, hon'
>....
>Several hundred thread posts later, Anon's still shitposting, the wife has made herself scarce
>TFW the last thing he remembers before blackness is a tail slick with vaginal fluids wrapping around his eyes
>TFW Big Tiddy Goth Succubus milking you until you basically look like an anime mummy

>> No.19027307

>>19027261
some people just like topping there doesnt have to be a reason for it
also see >>19027274
personally id rather be reverse-mating pressed by a hellhound until we're both ahegaoing

>> No.19027308

>>19027229
I want a Hex Maniac Lich.

>> No.19027309
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>>19027253
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

>> No.19027311

>>19027186
>Investigate a haunted house thinking you'll find a lowly ghost
>Find a ancient phantom

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>>19027308
Mojyo's are secretly totally fertile sex goddesses.

>> No.19027316

>>19027309
You might are well be drawing a different character

>> No.19027319

>>19027314
They dress in loose clothes because they're ashamed of their lewd bodies made only for child birthing!

>> No.19027320

>>19027316
Not if everyone draws em that way.

>> No.19027321

>>19027307
>some people just like topping
Those people are gay

>> No.19027322

>>19027314
Bit titty weird girls are for breeding be they oni, kobold, or something else.

>> No.19027323

>>19025726
>>Your body and mind stopped responding the moment she got close to you
>>Somehow her words still got deeply engraved in your mind
>>You think you jizzed your pants too

Pretty much how a Demon Lord encounter would go. I guess she could turn her "aura" off though. If not. then you would have to talk to her through an intermediary like her husband or something

>> No.19027327

>>19027316
But it's improving the character, not making them different.

>> No.19027334

>>19027274
That's more about them resisting though, isn't it? I understand why one would want to dom a dragon/vampire/whatever, but if the only resistance they offer is that they're really into it?

>> No.19027355

>>19027319
Please, its the sex hair AND lewd bodies

>> No.19027382

>>19027253
There's more than one hex maniac, it's a trainer type and not an individual after all.
Just so happens people love that design with big tits.

>> No.19027395

>>19027382
>There's more than one hex maniac, it's a trainer type
I know,but the canon design does not have big tits

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>>19027301

>> No.19027399

>>19027334
Depends really. She might be into it when it's happening but after it's all over she pulls her "I'll get you next time gadget" thing and I guess the appeal is slowly weakening that post-sex resolve.

>> No.19027403

>>19027396
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind a try-hard loli cheshire.

Would scratch her ears while she shitposts on her phone

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>>19027395
Show me the law that requires all fanart to conform to canon 100%

>> No.19027413

General Anon, the stoic warrior tactician who has led his nation of stern philosophical warriors to great conquest to carve out a land his people can call their own.
...And his MG wife, a ___________________

>> No.19027414

Would aquatic MGs save innocent human women or just let them drown and become nereids?
Drowning is still unpleasant even if you'll come back as a nereid.

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>>19027414
They'd probably monsterize the woman into one of their species.

>> No.19027424

>>19027413
Familiar! She’s onii-chan’s number one cheerleader! Gooooooo Anon~!

>> No.19027425

>>19027396
What goes wrong in a Cheshire’s life that it comes to this?

>> No.19027434

>>19027413
Shortstack houri

>> No.19027435

>>19027414
Usually the latter. Except the unpleasant part.

I'm guessing it would feel warm and comfy and by the time she wakes up she's already an aquatic monstergirl.