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Wyvern is a dragon! A DRAGON!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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>> No.19266416

Real thread.

>> No.19266417

I want a minotaur to spit in my mouth!

>> No.19266427

Nth for disciplining loli maids in-training.

>> No.19266429

Dragons > mermaids. Most things are better than mermaids though

>> No.19266500

do not

>> No.19266502

>newer thread

>> No.19266509

I like this thread better, it has a better girl.

>> No.19266511

That's not how these work
Now get in the real thread

>> No.19266517

No U

>> No.19266526
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okay, so, i spent my whole life living in the demon realm and i'm in my early 20s and I was always single., a virgin. Could I somehow stay a virgin forever in the demon realm or is that impossible and that I need to leave immediately and move far away as possible?

>> No.19266532

Fuckin' making me post in the wrong thread just because it's more popular
A monster girl can't fuck you if you genuinely don't want it

>> No.19266537
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>Mershark-fag is mad his waifu isn't getting any attention.

It's okay anon.

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Unpronounceable eldritch letter for only scoring 1 out of 12, but maybe you're just easygoing until the correct arena appears...

>> No.19266540

Chances are slim, but you can try.
If you want to leave the demon realm, make sure to walk and not run as some monster girls enjoy the chase.

>> No.19266547
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Yes please.

>> No.19266550

eat shit, fishspammer

>> No.19266552

Most mermaids ideally wouldn't be dealing with filthy destroyed ocean zones.

>> No.19266555 [DELETED] 

Go back where you came from subhuman cancer.

Is this just mermaidredditor trying to shitpost this thread because he's butthurt nobody wants to put up with his shit anymore?

>> No.19266556

Marshmallow werecat when?

>> No.19266558

But I'm the guy that posted the cyborg foxgirl

>> No.19266564

Epic reaction image dude!!!!!!!! Take my upboat xD

>> No.19266570

No this is the Chumbucket you ignominious poltroon!!!!!

>> No.19266572

Damn, a word I actually don't know, that's rare
What's the most verbose monstergirl?

>> No.19266575
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Is it best to have girls similar or from the same area for monster girl bigamy or ones that are wildly different?

>> No.19266576

I never learned how to sail captain!

>> No.19266598
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Reminder that you're going to have to tag along when the wife goes clothes shopping if you want your kids to be halfway decent in public.

>> No.19266612

Gotta have that variety. Kitsune and Anubis, Kikimora and Shoggoth, Lich and Cheshire, etc.

>> No.19266627
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I really liked this artist so I decided to commission a second sketch batch from them, and I got the first of three pics back! I am absolutely smitten by ye olde anime-esque style. Also artists who give Vellu assloads of hair are pretty high-tier in my book.

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>tfw no cyber-police gf

>> No.19266641
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It's the rules you faggot.

>> No.19266646

She needs to specify how she's categorizing what we find, women have standards in strange places.

>> No.19266654

Would her fair skinned boy slave really get to make such decisions?

>> No.19266658

I hope you get flesh eating bacteria.

>> No.19266661
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>your Shog replaces your eyes
>this is the first thing you see

>> No.19266677

It’s either that or the daughters are wearing what she dubs “optimally efficient.”

>> No.19266684

Too soft, can't beat it

>> No.19266685

Where the monstergirls at

>> No.19266687


>> No.19266688

Pretty cute, and yeah I agree the tons of hair looks great on her.

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It's how we always operated son.

>> No.19266693
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Breeding these monstrosities.

>> No.19266699

That's better

>> No.19266700

But what if I don't want to beat it?

Marshmallow cats are not monstrosities.

>> No.19266714

My apologies for the failing of this boards usuals, but there are easier ways to teach a lesson.

>> No.19266716

Then you know your place.
Despite being laid back, all loving, and softer than soft, none can defeat a marshmallow werecat.

>> No.19266721

nah, just a random anon

>> No.19266725

>laid back
Marshmallow cats are devious devils!

>> No.19266728

I guess I have no choice but to try.

>> No.19266731
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>Insert Soviet reversal joke

>> No.19266732

Ignore him

>> No.19266735

Super high tier commission my dude. Your daughterus are extra cute.

>> No.19266741

>That position

>> No.19266744

Devious in their snuggliness!
If one gets in your lap to relax, you can't help but remain there and pamper it!

>> No.19266746 [DELETED] 

>using a reddit image hoster

>> No.19266747
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But there is one they fear. In their tongue she is Wurmakiin, Marshmallowborn!

>> No.19266752

Why do you care?

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>> No.19266756

>Nya nya nyaa, nya nya nyaa, nya nya nyaaa, nya nya nyaaaaa

That's only because she's a cuddler through and though!

>> No.19266760

But what about all the spec ops gear they wear?

>> No.19266767
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Not just a cuddler, she eats their souls for breakfast.

>> No.19266768

Advanced infiltration tactics for pampering in secure locations.

>> No.19266772

She doesn't look like she's eating it's soul.

>> No.19266776

Less eating, more nibbling.
None can bring themselves to eat a marshmallow cat.

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Because Reddit is shit.

>> No.19266781

Im gonna adopt a large breed of kobold that doesnt understand that shes too big to be a lapdog!

>> No.19266783

Marshmallow cats are too pure to hurt. Even if someone did try those things are invulnerable.

>> No.19266789

But that's scary!

>> No.19266790

Well, they are Bastet's favored felines.

>> No.19266793
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Eventually she will, these things take time.

Somebody save this poor girl!

I heard that to the tune of the Call of Magic. Can marshmallow cats levitate?

>> No.19266797

Everyone loves them. Even the Demon Lord herself has one!

>> No.19266798
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What would an MG Virtual Youtuber be like?

>> No.19266802

I see what you mean, the style really reminds me of retro stuff so I don't blame you for going back for more.

>> No.19266804

>Even the Demon Lord herself is controlled by one
Fixed that for you.

>> No.19266805

Only until one realizes its fluffy felines instead of a hitsquad

No, marsmallow cats cannot levitate.
They're too chill for that.

And none can defeat or free themselves until the cat decides its time

>> No.19266811

Those exist already, you retard.

>> No.19266814

Stop posting off-topic images newfag.

>> No.19266815

There's already succubus and fox girl ones out there.

And a human ojou-sama who rated dick pics people sent her, she's a monster girl in spirit for being so lewd.

>> No.19266816

>First hats
>Now cats
How many things that control people are out there?

>> No.19266820

Those innocent being of love aren't evil masterminds, anon. They just want to spread love and happiness.

>> No.19266827

Thank you! And yeah, the closer she is to a kej the better.

I think its the eyes I like the most. Im a super big fan of that kind of stuff.

>> No.19266828

>Flat chested mg shows up at her crushes house one day with giant breasts
>The are incredibly soft and she pushes up against him trying to seduce him
>She trips
>reveals she had shoved two marshmellow cats in her bra.

>> No.19266832

Anything can control anything when magic is involved, it's a lawless land.
Yeah sure that's what they said about monster girls in general especially the Lilims.

>> No.19266833

>Pink panties

>> No.19266838

>Anon gets a cute wife and TWO marshmallow cats
Sounds like a good deal to me.

Yeah and it's completely true in both cases.

>> No.19266844

Wurm-chan, just because they're called marshmallow cats doesn't mean you can eat them!

>> No.19266845

>She's blushing and stammering up at him while he looks at her in disapproval
>The marshmallow cats are rolling around the floor, not giving a care about whats going on.

And the girl doesn't need to worry about her flat chest.
She'll get one and some extra meat soon enough

>> No.19266859


>girl wakes up the morning after her wedding with anon
>sees a huge bulge under her shirt on her stomach and gets immensely excited
>"Anon Im pregnant!~"
>marshmellow cat pops its head out of the bottom of her shirt

>> No.19266864

>especially the Lilims
>Implying this little cutie isn't the embodiment of love and happiness

>> No.19266870

Those cats are precious

>> No.19266871
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>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used. The rear vagina has also changed to become small and tight, capable of squeezing, matching the human size so it is suitable for intercourse with a human.

Question: do they have a womb at each end too, or does MAMONO MANA simply transport the sperm from the frontpussy to the womb in back?

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The picture ran away on its own, I swear

>> No.19266883

So what would a marshmallow werecat be like?

>> No.19266886

Its not like that both use the same womb, or do they?

>> No.19266890

The softest assets in the land, lazy, affectionate. Potentially some sort of slime hybrid

>> No.19266901

Like a Yeti mixed with a cotton candy weresheep and an ultra soft breed Holstaur.

>> No.19266908

Do you perhaps have their names?
Asking for a friend.

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A nice cute commission from a friend!

>> No.19266915
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I don't even want to think about what kind of anatomy that would entail.

>> No.19266929

nice size difference

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/jp/ "moderation" in action.

>> No.19266936

>L-Looking for husband...
She's had trouble adjusting to civilized life.

>> No.19266943

I'd be up for her.
I even have blond hair and blue eyes!

Although I guess I may get a redhead which is fine too

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The mother of all blowjobs.

>> No.19266954

I demand more greentexts of Possessed-Pally-chan and her dutiful/CLAIMED/Adorable~/Fuck Anon!/precious squire.

>> No.19266955
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Can she Shout? How strong is her Voice and her arm? Otherwise I may just go with my Dragon childhood friend.

>> No.19266960

I crave something magically delicious all of a sudden.

>> No.19266962

Go away bollocks.

>> No.19266966

would give a kiss.

>> No.19266968

No dentist of man borne!

>> No.19266969

Hey, its not just the irish that can do it!
And introducing a girl taller than me to my family and friends as a girlfriend would be interesting

>> No.19266970

I thought bollocks was the furfag.

>> No.19266973
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Nah, you must have some sort of interaction with the folks around ya if you manage to live at all. And through that, you might have picked up a little too much attention to keep your virginity for a while. Here's an illustration of you in about a month.

>> No.19266975

She can't Shout due to copyright lawsuit threats from a one Tanuki Howard, but she can sing battle hymns that strengthen her prowess as the battle goes longer! She's got an arm like an Oxen and legs like the Mountain!
Her Battle-sister is a freckled Highland redhead, she herself is a chiseled Fjordland Blonde.

>> No.19266977

Well, I'd be game for her and/or her sister.

>> No.19266981

so any ideas how kc will handle multi headed girls like Cerberus or hydras? Fraternal Triplets for cerberus could work. Id imagine the hydra would be a lamia with multiple upper human bodies that fuse together on the snake half.

>> No.19266985

Only if you set out to be the shittiest person imaginable.

>> No.19266987

Catgirl: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCevD0wKzJFpfIkvHOiQsfLQ/videos
Vampire: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsA8nM8e5--IdeRaxZwTWHg/videos
Can't remember the succ's channel.

>> No.19266989

>(Top reply... )
>danger zone on accordion plays

>> No.19266990

Are you sure Anon?! They're terrors of the sea! Towering stoic musclebound amazons with intimidatingly big boobs and crater-inducing bootys! Not to mention they're both v-virgins!

>> No.19266995

You're not even six feet tall are you?

>> No.19266996

Yes, I'm 100% up for it.
Would happily take them to meet the folks.

>> No.19267001

Statistically average

>> No.19267007

What about that oujo? I want to at least see the dick rate video.

>> No.19267011

Anyone else procrastinate forever when it comes to picking an artist for something? It'd be easier if there was a cute draw fairy yelling to pick her.

>> No.19267018
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>Check out this neat weapon I found!

>> No.19267022

Holy shit that is a cute Redcap

>> No.19267026

Not a monster girl but I wouldn't mind one like her.

>> No.19267030

Well, he's definitely fucked.

>> No.19267035

Wurm-chan no! Go put that back!

>> No.19267039

That hellhound looks scary.

>> No.19267043

You claim the highground against me by an inch only!
I'd yell but I wasn't sure what was going on, try buying a megaphone and recording it through a small comforter or blanket.

>> No.19267051

>I'll be sticking with the Wyvern merchants shop selection thanks!

>> No.19267058

Thank you, anon.

>> No.19267059
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I wanna introduce a dark mage to /k/!

>> No.19267064

>overnight she turns into the father from that one greentext involving custom shotgun loads

Worth it.

>> No.19267065

>platform scene boots shopping montage

>> No.19267066
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>> No.19267070

I wanna introduce a Dark Mage to my Kloah-tier lactation fetish!

>> No.19267072

The one with gravel?

>> No.19267075

Uh, what?

>> No.19267078

You always wanted that one guy who had it out for Speed Racer to win didn'tcha?

>> No.19267080

The one where he was making homemade dragons breath shells and shooting squirrels with them.

>> No.19267081

More like an interesting DND game where she's looming next to me and watching.
Lifting would be nice though, would be nice to have a buddy instead of lonely lifting

>> No.19267082

>she just turns into an edgelord in the swamp
>claims self defense after setting booby traps and raping you

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>> No.19267085

I don't think I've read that one.

>> No.19267092
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I'd imagine the extra heads being small 'half-heads' that are not human-like and then the rest can be easily designed. Here's a thing that kinda shows what I'm talking about

>> No.19267093

He was also packing little pieces of chain into the shells and put together chemical shells that hit the water and then exploded.

>> No.19267096

When the hell did virtual youtubers start being a thing again? My memory is kinda fuzzy.

>> No.19267101

Also buy better chemicals after studying up right? Hit those bound tomes of knowledge and Ect.

>> No.19267105

>I thought they would burn the fur off the squirrels not set the woods on fire

>> No.19267107
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there are many monsters but this one is special to me

>> No.19267108

Would be nice if you volunteered any info instead of assuming I know who you are here.

>> No.19267110

>Could this be god himself?

>> No.19267114

That does look serene...

>> No.19267116

Its more that something like that would happen rather than platform shoes shopping.
Why would I or them need shoes?

>> No.19267118

Those are two different ones
The homemade napalm guy did it himself

>> No.19267123

When's the day of questionably holy matrimony?

>> No.19267124
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"Oops looks like I missed a spot! Gotta sweep sweep sweep!"

>> No.19267129

>no you don't Donald that's a shitty plot twist!

>> No.19267131

>Boogeymanning this hard when it isn't western shit or furries

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>You're gonna need a bigger boat

>> No.19267134

I want to pamper these maids on their day off!

>> No.19267137 [DELETED] 

~Shoggy Shoggy Shoggy, I wanna marry you!~
~Shoggy Shoggy Shoggy, I wanna Join with you!~

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>> No.19267142

Probably, always have backup careers in mind. I'm all for fitness, but I'm no image board scrying talent on who's whom.

>> No.19267145


>> No.19267148

Good man.
Brush the Kiki's feathers and fluff.
Strain the Shoggoth's bottom-mass through your fingers.
And most importantly, KYS
Kiss Your Servants!

>> No.19267151

>"Why does no one buy a Submarine?"

>> No.19267153

>shog laughs at her for even trying to get rid of her
>yan kiki pulls out the flame thrower while shog disappears into the floor
>only thing stopping her is her fear of burning master or the house

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>Kloah-tier lactation
His lactation stuff is rather piddly. If anything, you'd want to look into Sachito.

>> No.19267168

This isn't even peak autism.

>> No.19267170

Heck. I thought I had auto refresh on. I see the links now. Sorry.

>> No.19267171

Im gonna treat them to a candlelight dinner, a nice bath, and warm blankets and movies!

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>> No.19267180

Oh ho, I'm familiar. I thought that'd be too much for the virgin eyes of the thread. Yes, that'd be absolutely perfect seeing her have that level of explosive lactation in massive swelling boobs.

>> No.19267183

>No stories of a husbando under the sea with his waifu

>> No.19267184
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>if you post mermaids, then you're the mermaid spammer
>if you post kobolds, then you're KDF
>if you post raijus, then you're Ace
>if you post anything that bothers me, then you're Bollocks
Such is life on an anonymous image board

>> No.19267196

Not that guy but I hear you.
Sachito tier is best tier.

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>> No.19267207

At least delete the image.

>> No.19267209

Because submarines are just hermetically sealed containers for Alps and their husbands.

>> No.19267210

Whoa, she's bratty. That's exactly the type of Redcap that is best, and the kind I will make live with me. Thanks for these doodles. I'd be interested to see if you could draw sexy things as well.

>> No.19267212

Why? It's on topic isn't it?

>> No.19267213

Hello mermaid spammer, see you're still using cheshires for your whining.

>> No.19267220

And exactly the kind of thing a Dark Mage would have happen when she over-zealously prepares a too-potent spell to cast on herself. Imagine walking in to see her panting on her knees as she desperately tries to make the spell run it's course. Hope you're thirsty!

>> No.19267226

>Delete this monstergirl image
I don't see you complaining about these >>19266537

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Ah, they're usually harmless, right? I hope so.

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>Officer Tailpussy always gets her man!

>> No.19267249

>hellhound with shark teeth

>> No.19267256

Wanna make of our own then
>better luck next time public service detective!

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Look at my hot wife.

>> No.19267273

I pretty much live off dairy so she'd be getting the milking of a life time

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Big fluffy yetis!

>> No.19267276

>anon is a career criminal with a rap sheet that could make dr.evil blush
>manticore just likes to strip search and rape him using bullshit regulations and the patriot act

>> No.19267277

do lava golems think the floor is lava children's game is offensive because they think no one wants to touch them?

>> No.19267278

oh my goodness she's hot!

>> No.19267280
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>> No.19267283

Fucking nice, who's the artist?

>> No.19267287

>Long haired Yeti
Oh yes. This is good.

>> No.19267288

Lava girls are tropical island compatible only Prof. Tree! How else can the evolve into island girls with a SP. bonus and learn Foresight and Fissure?

>> No.19267292

Never mind I'm a retard who needs to sleep.

>> No.19267295

Looking at his Pixiv, I never knew Kuro could draw butts that well.

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>Come get some! And here's some ski's for that slippery downhill, watch your step.

>> No.19267329
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Strongfat girls are great and shortstack girls are great, but what about a strongfat shortstack(strongstack?) girl? It'd be like a strongfat monster downsized to shortstack height. Picture a thicc girl of that stature squat 300lbs like it was styrofoam.

>> No.19267330

>yeti hunt happens
>both mei and the yeti are now the same
What do you guys think the yeti are hunting for, now?

>> No.19267335

I want a shortstack, chocolate skinned dark mage with fluffy pink hair.

Fantastical cosmic power, small package, 100% sweetie.
200% pervert

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Other Wonderland girls don't stand a chance.

>> No.19267344

Portable, strong, soft?
I can dig it, especially in a strongfat harem.

Maybe a dwarf in that style would be nice.

>> No.19267351

I want a shy witch who likes it when I play with her pink hair

>> No.19267358
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Does a human women infected with Basilisk venom turn into another basilisk or a generic succ?

>> No.19267359

Is it big and fluffy?
Does she blush and try to hide behind that big spellbook while you keep playing?

>> No.19267363
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Curious how often one feels the need to reassure themselves of something seemingly so certain. Unless said certainty is simply shying unceremoniously from self-suspicion? Seemingly so, says myself. Is superiority not subjective, when all's said and sexed?

>> No.19267370

Bootup that Stalkerdex, your morally questionable pokedigimon journey continues... after you rest up creepazoid. You think this is some cakewalk do ya?

>> No.19267373

I'm more a cat man myself, although anyone with huge breasts and THICK would be welcome

>> No.19267375

What's with the preponderance of low quality retardposts in these threads lately

>> No.19267376


>> No.19267379

If she acts innocent and pure like a magical girl, I might die from cuteness overdose.

>> No.19267380

Shitters filtering in from other boards and sites.

>> No.19267381 [DELETED] 

Who invited the beguiling discord of an
Equestrian …
>anything you have to say is worth as much as you are

>> No.19267385

If she was a regular dragon, I'd probably like her, but the mouth tentacles always kill my boner.

>> No.19267387

Reading through every thread feels like I'm having a stroke and deja vu at the same time

>> No.19267389

But she IS a pure magical girl!
She even names her spells like one!
Love Love Color Spray, Heart Heart Magic Missile, Love Love Disintegrate.
You know, normal magical girl spells

>> No.19267390

Good, you'd been paying attention!

>> No.19267392

The worst offender has to be >>19251438

>> No.19267393

You really need to explore your psychosis in a clean environment and soon.

>> No.19267394
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That one reads like the bot that throws together sentences using other posts.
I hadn't seen it in a good while.

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>> No.19267399

Jokes on them I sleep outside!

>> No.19267401
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But I don't see any horsepussy there.

>> No.19267407


I guess.
Looks like its going to be a rough summer.

>> No.19267410

Did you get your feelings hurt woof woof? I say feelings since no one with such low social-moral consciousness would be a good detective.

>> No.19267418

>"Hubby, are you okay? Doki Doki Healing~"
>"I'll clean up this mess in a jiffy. Shiny Sparkly Prestidigitation~"
Too cute

>> No.19267420

Too saccharine.

>> No.19267421

Yep, just make sure that Ms. Woof Woof isn't being a bad girl out in the forest though.
No one wants to see Kyu Kyu Meteor

>> No.19267424

Is it shameful to have a unicorn as your wife?

>> No.19267430

Did I do something wrong to you or was it a case of almost famous?

>> No.19267433

Can you please do a smug Gremlin or a Kuudere Automaton?

>> No.19267438

But its supposed to be Saccharine, she's a magical girl!

>> No.19267439

That got through I believe.

>> No.19267455

So a self portrait of you then …cause I ain't smiling. Try to keep your fragile sense of balance away from the siren call of online superego, advice from a friend.

>> No.19267469

Goodness those are some big hands

>> No.19267479

All the better to give you a handjob

>> No.19267482

Why don’t any of the posts make sense? It’s like the words are there, but there’s no meaning to them as a whole.

>> No.19267485

It's just an old spamming faggot.

>> No.19267486

Some weird spambot is my guess.

>> No.19267492

Goodness those are some treacherous but scalable mountains on your personal journey to be mentally /fit/. And the other parts of the map I guess. Depends on merit don't you know? That's right, look away, it's what you do best year after year freak.

>> No.19267509

It could be. I've seen bots that sample fragments of posts across the whole board to create spam, and bots that sample entire sentences to make semi-coherent non-posts. These seem markedly different though, I'm not sure where these posts are being pulled from if it's a bot.

>> No.19267514

Okay, so I’m not having a stroke. Thanks anons.

>> No.19267528

god yes i love tall girls

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Yeah, given what that radometer you keep nearby says you're just fine.

>> No.19267566

For breeding like a beast in heat.

Whatever it is, its random garbage

>> No.19267580

Please stop making this post everything. You really don't need to.

>> No.19267584

Glad you could come to that moment of painful self awareness in a mostly safe space!

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>> No.19267590

As much as I'm allowed I do what I want. Work that one out.

>> No.19267592

yo thats some good smug

>> No.19267598

I want a fully ripped muscular mg to pin me to the ground!

>> No.19267605

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to take time off work.
It's healthy, keeps you productive, and lets you maybe ask the local cake out for a day at the beach

>> No.19267612

Define what "mg" is for the archives.

>> No.19267615


man grundle

>> No.19267621

Reminder the cake has become a lie.

>> No.19267623

meat grinder,

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mg mg

>> No.19267630
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Good man, maids deserve loving.

Best of all, time off lets you spend time with your loving maids!

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shog is going to be the bath and the blankets

>> No.19267636

Well, she certainly won't be a cake after the beach trip

>> No.19267637

>a Yeti with a freeze blaster and warming hugs
This can only end in disaster

>> No.19267641

So why do you want to tackle yourself...?

>> No.19267643

That it does.
Lord knows I need a shortstack maid to come home to.

>> No.19267649

The one that never happens?

>> No.19267653
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Would you get a dakimakura of your monster waifu?

>> No.19267657


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4 day work weeks was the best decision I ever made.

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We all do.

>> No.19267669
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Whatever gave you that idea?

>> No.19267671

Pregnancy edit when?

>> No.19267674

I could have bought one at any point but never bothered to, so I suppose the answer is "no."

>> No.19267677

Is it 4 10s? I hate couldn't do that.

She'd be small, meaty, and ready for loving after a hard days work

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>> No.19267688

>4 10s
That it is.
It's tough, but having a third day off forever makes so much difference.

>> No.19267689

I'm surprised that your waifu is commercially available. What is she?

>> No.19267694

Damn, thank you.
Gremlins are underrated and I would definitely let them scrap my whole house for crazy experiments.

>> No.19267699

You have to be a virgin to get a unicorn. Everyone will know that you were a virgin when you go outside with your wife.

>> No.19267707

I never want for art and various articles, but I've never been much of a merch guy.

>> No.19267711

I'm a network engineer and being in the office that much makes me nuts.
Granted, we get work from home days we can do once a week and I'd rather do that then 4 10s.

>> No.19267720
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Any mandragora fans here?

>> No.19267724

Already have.

>> No.19267725

I work 10 hour shifts 5 days a week. Sometimes they want me to work Saturday was well. What monster girl would take me away from this nightmare?

>> No.19267729

Dragon or Tanuki.

I wouldn't mind them but I don't have a food fetish

>> No.19267730

I want to see it!

>> No.19267732

plants are boring

>> No.19267739
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A Tanuki who just needs a tail-fluffer 9-5. I know that feel. 12 hour days on weekdays plus 6 hours of research and drafting on weekends.

>> No.19267740

id like to get a life size daki

>> No.19267741

Based on how tasty their roots are supposed to be, I can’t tell if that was a typo for “foot” or not.

>> No.19267742

I'm a fan of all monster girls.

>> No.19267743

Jesus christ why

>> No.19267744

Mommy girl

>> No.19267753

Fuck it.
It's late, I'm suffering burnout, lets just roll with food.

>> No.19267757
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Lawyering. Your working hours 9-6 are burnt by clients asking for urgent advice, filing papers and attending to court matters. The only time you have to do the substantial legwork for all of this is after hours and on weekends. Pay is supposedly good, but I quit my training contract so I'll never become one now. At least it's mostly just paperwork and research.

>> No.19267767

Latenight is that you?

>> No.19267773

Meet'N Go Fuck yourself if the opportunity presents itself.
>my old pal

>> No.19267776

Wyverns are for riding.
This does not look like police action. This looks like cartoonish super-villainy.

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Nope, but one of his biggest fans. In other news, Ushi pounds man into floor through bed.

See my mountain, Tanuki Howard? You can climb it.

>> No.19267790

They'll learn not to complain about it later on.

>> No.19267796

>tfw most people here don't remember when latenight first showed up here

>> No.19267797

No complaints here.

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>> No.19267810

Did you anger a Catholic voodoo gypsy!?

>> No.19267813

I've been here since /a/ and I don't remember that. I do remember him drawing on the back some insurance documents though.


>> No.19267818

My wife is dead and my loved ones hate me, that hurts dude.

>> No.19267820

now are gnomes size queens or frustrated because its hard for them to get themselves off because of their giant hands

>> No.19267824

Haha, look at her blush!

>> No.19267840

You're welcome, you guys
Gremlins are pretty special mamono imo, they deserve to shine for the achievements in technology!

>> No.19267842

So it looks like American police action?

>> No.19267848

I hope LN never leaves but he's too good for this place.

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Wrong, Gremlins are lewd little sluts that can only think about your large piston.

>> No.19267861

The best part about LN is that he doesn't attentionwhore.

>> No.19267870

I want a minotaur to lovingly choke me!

>> No.19267874

You describe a secret king amongst drones
A kitchen timer of men over here though
>I'll call him a cheap AI or a bot then ill be better off

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Heavy petting.

>> No.19267883

Also draws exactly what he wants, not by request.

>> No.19267886

It only leads to trouble. And seat wetting.

>> No.19267889


>> No.19267891

I would love to fill a Gremlin in on the intricacies of the modern internal combustion engine. Gremlins might be a bit much to handle for this world though.

>> No.19267896

Yes and yes

>> No.19267903 [DELETED] 

Stop doing that and converse inter dependently in the moment?

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Flayer-chan, get your tendrils out of this man's ears!

>> No.19267911

I have a hunch it's a heavily intoxicated Hatterfag.

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Didn't know you were a man...

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>> No.19267923 [DELETED] 

I have hunch you're in a scooter chair. 0

>> No.19267927

Is it strange I want an MG to pet me like that?

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And do we go for a grand slam?!
>when there is no joy in mudville

>> No.19267942

You have a tail? Cool.

>> No.19267948
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The secret tower with the Tower is the shape of the only name of God, I. There can be no official art, only fixation points of complexity that will erase from the awe of the people give enough time. Embrace the art of the people and marry it and by that I mean have it secretly murdered. One and one, eleven, an inelegant number. Which of the ones is the more important? Could you ever tell if they switched places? I can and that is why you will need me. The acorn is a kind of tree-egg in this instance, and the knowledge is water and sun. We are the chicken inside the egg, but also the dirt. The knowledge from Chaos is what we push against to become full-sighted ourselves.

>> No.19267950

I would heavy pet a monstergirls abbs and squeeze and massage her womb from the outside. Lets say a Redcap.

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>> No.19267965
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Ma'i wa'ifu ftaghn.

>> No.19267966

>Go for a drive with your Apophis childhood friend
>Find a human woman walking down the street alone at night
>Drag her into the car
>Take her home
>Inject her full of venom
>Have sex on top of her while she writhes, moans and ultimately monsterizes before joining in

>> No.19267973

Not me this time, friend. How curious!

But seriously, looks like someone's just testing out a spambot.

>> No.19267976

She'd probably start breathing heavily and by the time you get halfway through she'd be openly masturbating on the floor moaning at you to keep talking dirty to her.

>> No.19267977
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A mighty Dragon encounters a curious creature.

>> No.19267978

What is the best cat dog combination?

>> No.19267982

>Blah blah blah blah blah blah it helps that veryittle of what you coin as Awe has ever made its way into my life, and I'm spoken for as soon as you learn to speak box plain grok aka plant language.

>> No.19267983

Well shut up then, don't want her waking up.

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Here you go http://i.imgur.com/QS0Aazur.jpg

>> No.19267991

What the fuck is up with the jibberish in this thread

>> No.19267996

One spammer and a thread of idiots who cannot help but reply.

>> No.19267997 [SPOILER] 
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Even matangos?

>> No.19267998

Wrong. Mighty only applies to *active* elementals

>> No.19268005

I wouldn't mind a bunyip obsessively petting me while she's having complicated feelings mid-rape.

>> No.19268006

That's just a monster.

>> No.19268007

Mermaids are cute

>> No.19268018


Nice Shoggoth story for y'all.

>> No.19268019
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>International Yoga Day
Trolls in yoga pants!

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>> No.19268030

Could a spectrum of monsterization be canon? As in some Manticores might appear much more human than other Manticores in a kemonomimi sense, with more monsterized Manticores having less human characteristics?

>> No.19268037

This wouldn't be a bad idea.

>> No.19268041
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Objectively false.

>> No.19268053

You can always just have your headcanon. There's nothing like that ever mentioned in the Guides.

>> No.19268062

yoga pants a shit

>> No.19268069
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Hey Bloodbag, do some jumping jacks for me.

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>poorly trained gambler joins the mess but does very little the remainder of that night

>> No.19268075

Oh hey neat anon. I want to watch my Kobold waifu do yoga in a shiny latex catsuit! I want to watch my Kobold daughteru do her very best to mimic her mother's yoga poses while wearing her own shiny latex catsuit!

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>> No.19268080

no way dude!

>> No.19268087

Is watching the cock helicopter their version of watching tits bounce?

>> No.19268090

Please don't disobey her she's a powerful vampire.

>> No.19268093


>> No.19268095
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Is it KDF hour?

>> No.19268098

Make me

>> No.19268101

That was cute and quick read. decent lewd. I laughed at the silverware scene.

>> No.19268102

She'll pay you if you'll be her friend.

>> No.19268105

Why, do you want it to be?

>> No.19268109

But I'm already quite financially secure.

>> No.19268110

she doesn't have to pay me we can just be friends not my boss.

>> No.19268114

She's never had friends, just subordinates and thralls.

>> No.19268115

>we can just be friends
Five words that’ll land your ass out the door before you can say “What did I do?”

>> No.19268118

Once again, this would be hella cute if it weren't for the fetish degeneracy.

>> No.19268136

Says you!

>> No.19268141

you got to walk before you can run anon.

you got the build up the romance and you have to start out with getting to know her and the best way to get to know her is to be her friend.

>> No.19268143

Says next to everyone in the thread.

>> No.19268148

Actually I think most of us don't care either way.

>> No.19268153

This. KDF is for ignoring.

>> No.19268162
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KDF is a faggot but latex is god-tier.

>> No.19268169

Personally, I find it interesting that three of the waifufags here are some form of latex fetishist.

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>> No.19268187

I don't have a latex fetish, anon.

>> No.19268196

My dude latex is part of your waifu's biology. Assuming you aren't KDF being a faggot.

>> No.19268198

Don't listen to those tiny foxes, their idea of classic rock is Green Day and Weezer. You won't get any Zeppelin or Rush.
Also the beer is just Bud Light.

>> No.19268202

I don't listen to music or drink beer so that's fine.

>> No.19268205

Goo might superficially appear similar to latex but if you're not a brainlet you'll realize that it's closer to bodypaint in both form and function.
Latex fetishism emphasizes the restricting nature of skintight latex clothing. It's a whole different point of appeal.

>> No.19268206

>I don't listen to music or drink beer
What DO you do then?

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I want to visit Shortstack Beach.

>> No.19268214

I’m here aren’t I?

>> No.19268217

I read things.

>> No.19268220

That doesn't count for very much.

>> No.19268223

I don't know man. Maybe I'm just autistic but Gazers/Nightgaunts seem like direct appeals to latex fetishists.

>> No.19268224
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>That awkward moment when you're both too big *and* too small
How can human girls even compete with dorfs?

>> No.19268233

Feign drowning so they give mouth to dick resuscitation!

>> No.19268234

>/k/ a magical place

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>> No.19268248

Nightgaunts I can definitely see because of the fullbody latex-looking outfit, but other than that I think some straws are being grasped at.

>> No.19268261

>profile makes no mention of their goo
Guess not then, my bad.

>> No.19268265

I would if I lived alone

>> No.19268267
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I want to adopt a feral fox and then have my way with her when she least expects

>> No.19268269

>Anon is later confronted by an angry group of Wood Elves.

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>Anon was caught and made to mate with plant girls until the forest was replenished

>> No.19268281

I think Nightgaunts are actually the only latex-heavy girl in the book as of yet

>> No.19268284

Such a cruel and unusual punishment

>> No.19268286

>"I-It was an accident! I just wanted to hunt Ratatoskrs with napalm rounds!"

>> No.19268287

Is this what they mean when they say forest fires can help a forest grow bigger than it was before?

>> No.19268295

What if I tell that elf I can clearly see her panties?

>> No.19268301
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Elves at large don't seem to give a shit about panty peeking.

>> No.19268303

>D-Do you like them?! I got them from a Human Town!

>> No.19268307

>Human Town!
You know it's kind of racist to call cities that. They have names you dumb knife ear.

>> No.19268309

They're alright, but I would recommend bear print panties next time

>> No.19268322

Ewww, who likes those, they look dirty

>> No.19268324

Dumb elf

>> No.19268333
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Human girls should just give up and become shortstack monsters. They'll be a lot happier once they impale themselves on their big husband's big cock.

>> No.19268349
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It's hard for it to peek when they don't wear any.

>> No.19268367

These tribal elves are really lewd

>> No.19268371

Unlike their stuck up cousins, Wood Elves really want to breed.

>> No.19268376
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When you walk around in nothing but leaves and loincloths all day, it tends to skew your idea of decency a tad.

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Wood Elves don't have big fancy spires and poetry like High Elves or spazzy BDSM dungeons and crystal formations like the Dark Elves but they have a respect and love for live itself.

>> No.19268383

I hope they're really hairy

>> No.19268394
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Give them a bit of ego-stroking, let them feel like they have control of the situation, and High Elves are just as perverted as their hippie cousins.

>> No.19268395

Just imagine being shown around a Wood Elf village by a tall and very endowed genki elf wearing a loincloth, warpaint and nothing else.
>"And this is where we smoke the meat from our hun- Anon? Anon why aren't you looking at me? Oh my your face is so red! Let's get you to the shaman, maybe she can help! Here let me carry you! What's that hard thing against my back?"
One way or another this will end with breeding, anon.

>> No.19268416

Woof elves use leaves to wipe themselves

>> No.19268421

High Elf Propaganda will not fool us.

>> No.19268424

Aren't wood elves super territorial of their forest and very hostile to outsiders?
I smell elvish tricks to lure men to their doom

>> No.19268426

Converting cum into energy is hyper-efficient. Just a load or two in the morning can give her energy for the whole day with zero waste produced.

Monster's only make waste if you're into that sort of thing, you degenerate.

>> No.19268428

Woof Elves are just Werewolves.

>> No.19268430

They let you cum in their territory but good luck getting out of their leglocks.

>> No.19268440

Woof elves must be something special

>> No.19268477

I really want to bang and pull a monstergirls devil trigger.

>> No.19268483

Not in a million years!

>> No.19268511
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You just got to be strong in your faith brother!

>> No.19268547

Why exactly is this elf nun posing like that?

What's her game plan? All I want to do is pray!

>> No.19268552

Yes go on worship at her altar brother!

>> No.19268556

That elf is trying to trick you! Everyone knows Elves are too lewd to be nuns!

>> No.19268573
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Even as nuns, elves cannot restrain their desire to fuck.

>> No.19268578

Naughty nuns are the best! I want to be captured by some Dark Priests and be spanked and edged for my sins!

>> No.19268580

Wood elves don't wipe and only bathe once a year

>> No.19268582
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I bet wood elves spend all day polishing the shafts of their spears, wishing they had something else they could stroke for hours on end.

>> No.19268589

>and only bathe once a year

>> No.19268603

>Wood elves don't wipe
Girls don't poop so who cares?

>> No.19268611

I bet a lot of them have oral fixations.

>> No.19268624
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Sloppy eating.

>> No.19268671 [SPOILER] 
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My waifu doesn't bathe at all, because she can't

>> No.19268673

Lust-fumes everywhere.

>> No.19268691

Dust baths, bruh; she bathes all the time. The stinger with sandworms is that they never brush their teeth.

>> No.19268699

Sandworm a cute.

>> No.19268798

Just the way I like it!

That may keep the shell clean, but the interior, her main body, has no real way of being washed. I'm guessing the "digestive fluid" destroys anything harmful or any bacteria that would cause a terrible smell

>> No.19268803

>the interior, her main body, has no real way of being washed.
That's what I was referencing when I said "brush their teeth." Of course, we know from the profile image that the main body is capable of extending outside the shell; she could easily take a dip in a river or the like to clean that up, it's the rest of the inside of her that'd be hard. Can you imagine a sandworm gargling? It's that or her husband spending a long day with a bucket, a handled brush, and a ton of toothpaste.

>> No.19268816

I imagine the latter could be turned into something erotic

>> No.19268868

I mean, with the right kinks they both could. I can only imagine "hehe, it tastes like strawberries!" for the brushing, though. Sandworms are just too cute in my mind.

>> No.19268880
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>A Lilim, or higher succubus to an Order Hero: "Alright, the truth then. You're right about one thing. The Demon Lord and my fellow lilims, succubi and I do need spirit energy, and cum. You want to know why? We have a dream! That one day every person in this world will have their own lover. A world of actual peace, dammit. A planet of affection, not hate! Ruled by passion, not bloodshed! Where society changes for the sake of romance, not the other way around. Where hope and dreams are back where they belong: in the hearts of the non-divine! Where every woman is free to love - to fuck - for her man! Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit knights and paladins. Fuck this omnipresent plastering of chastity and xenophobic bullshit! Fuck human supremacy! Fuck the Order! FUCK ALL OF IT! The Chief God's world is broken. Worn down to nothing. There's no saving it - we need to jack out every drop of it. Liquidize culture. MELT IT DOWN! And from the puddle, a new era will be born. Evolved, but unfettered! Ambition will be purged and the lovers will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Heaven great again! In this new world, people will fuck and breed for whom they love! Not for family connections, not for the sole purpose of procreation! Not for whom they are arranged with. Every monster will be free to fuck her own man! ...So, what do you think?"

>> No.19268884

I dig chicks in uniforms.

>> No.19268885

I liked Armstrong
And I also like Lilims

>> No.19268926

So long as I get to cum so hard my legs turn to jelly, I'm in

>> No.19268939

>Fuck human supremacy
So long as she isn't one of those radical faction crazies that want men to basically be cum slaves and have no freedom. Just all of us be equal and free and space exploration and shit, I want my scifi future tech now.

>> No.19268946
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I chose something different! I chose the impossible! I chose...Rapture!

>> No.19268962
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I dick chicks in uniforms.

>> No.19268966

I watched a documentary about sharks recently. It showed two of them grabbing one another by the tails as foreplay.
Would a Mershark find it erotic if I nibbled on her tail?

>> No.19268985

I would think nibbling in general, both ways, is erotic for them.

>> No.19268999
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Give it a try and find out! That tail looks very nibble-able.

>> No.19269032

I will continue to worship 尻神様 until the day I die.

>> No.19269104

But why does she have a goldfish?

>> No.19269117

It's her big brother.

>> No.19269120

>Goldfish-aniki runs the toughest gang around
Man I better impress him somehow.

>> No.19269135

Is he related to bob the goldfish?

>> No.19269182
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Monkey trouble.

>> No.19269184

Not him. Seems legit to me. Shiny Sparkly Prestidigitation is the perfect antecedent to Super Electric Buttsex. Alas the Shining Dragon no longer works as a defense.

>> No.19269186

I enjoy my shortstacks meaty and with breasts that would look huge on a normal sized girl.
Bonus points if they are smug

>> No.19269187
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I think I'm starting to get it.
To see what KDF was after all along.

>> No.19269190

Anon, no! You gotta resist.

>> No.19269193

Nylon is so much better.

>> No.19269199

Yeah but I'll still go for leather.

>> No.19269201

That doesn't do anything for me, I've grown to find latex overrated

>> No.19269204 [DELETED] 
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As said in a previous thread:

So as time goes on and on and passes by, the Demon Lord and basically the monster girl side keeps winning and gaining more and more, uh... Gains!

And with that the very idea of human men being in a relationship and or in love with monster girls or being paired with is now becoming more and more of a commonly accepted and normalised mainstream thing. And thanks to that the old fashioned human men and human women being together in a relationship is now starting to become considered "taboo", lame, boring and /d/eviant-tier shit.

Even human women are now starting to embrace the idea of becoming monster girls that are stronger and more powerful. And little human girls who're born as their natural human selves are taught that becoming a monster girl is a great thing to do as to love and protect their men and future boyfriends and or husbands.

That face when human manxhuman woman is now considered un-normal and /d/ material.

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>> No.19269289

>Ben 10
What the fuck is this garbage. From what shithole do you hail from that gives you the idea that your off-site schlock is okay.

>> No.19269300
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>> No.19269301

/co/ is basically tumblr except worse.

>> No.19269304

No dude you can fuck off.

>> No.19269333

Nigger what the fuck are you doing posting this shit, fuck off.

>> No.19269336

>ben 10
>that art
>the entire post

>> No.19269354

>From what shithole do you hail from
I'm fairly certain of where they come from now. Found a monster girl server that isn't related to the wordpress, tft or the wiki and decided to lurk in it for a bit out of curiosity and it's pure cancer. It seems loosely affiliated with reddit and Snowdrake was there bitching about this place calling tft furfags. One or two of the other posters with cancerous behaviour posted links to here too.

>> No.19269365

Can't they bugger off to /monster/? Their cancer would probably readily accepted there.

>> No.19269414

Last I heard /monster/ was having another crisis of some sort.

>> No.19269433
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Upon further thought, Grizzlies would make for excellent onee-sans and momsters.

>> No.19269450

Bears are cuddly but Otter is the only nee-san for me.

>> No.19269454

Hey I recent that I've had perfectly nice times on /co/

>> No.19269464
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I want to vote for an Anubis prime minister

>> No.19269477

She's going to make the trains run on time, but at what cost?

>> No.19269505
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Wow, is it hot in here or is it just me dude?

How's your summer going?

>> No.19269514

She'll outlaw maledom

Submissive monster girls are being prosecuted!

>> No.19269519

Big beefy bears are best

>> No.19269531

>outlaw maledom
It doesn't effect me so I'll be fine. Hail the overlord!

>> No.19269537
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>> No.19269544

Somebody needs to go back to the past and restore the timeline.
Becuase I think this threads in a loop

>> No.19269548

>Arrives one minute and a half earlier

>> No.19269551

What if you spawn a multiverse by doing that?

>> No.19269562

Damn you quantum Wuuuuuuuurm!

>> No.19269584

Like an AU where theres would peace and monsters exist but everyone has to watch an bad adam sandler move one a day?

>> No.19269589

Everytime you post this Vampaiyah, my urge to blackmail her into fellatio increases.

>> No.19269593

But I'm writing this paper about the similarities of the gekiga movement to the way in which some westerners misuse the word graphic novel to grant themselves and their hobby legitimacy!
This is the timeline where Sega is bringing Shenmue, Yakuza and Persona to the PC, it's the best timeline.

>> No.19269618

That would explain the low quality posts that seem to be wholecloth pulled from Reddit

>> No.19269623
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Especially cuties

>> No.19269632

What fucking server is this

>> No.19269633

The thought of a vampire blowjob scares me.

>> No.19269636

>Excuse me officer, I lost my cumrag around these parts

>> No.19269641

How bad could they really be if there’s monster girls?
>Jack and Jill, but he’s fucking himself as an Alp
Never mind, it would still be bad.

>> No.19269647

>I’m sorry sir, but we cannot find items related to hygiene. It’s our policy to make sure we don’t get sick.
>M-maybe I could replace it for you?

>> No.19269674

>Yes officer I can describe it for you
>It's about 5'2" tall, has a lot of feathers around its wrists along with a fluffy tail. Usually seen in the company of a broomstick. Stained white in some area

>> No.19269687
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What species would they turn into

>> No.19269690

Tell her to scrap and lick,NOT SUCK

>> No.19269692

Why does the left one dress like a whore?

>> No.19269694

Never read this but based off this picture, Ice Queen, Succubus, Ghoul

>> No.19269698

She's anime tier strong and does't really care

>> No.19269700

I want Akaname Hana to make me drink her pee!

>> No.19269708

Because the author's previous series (the god-tier Me and the Devil Blues) was cancelled and he needed all the fanservice he could get.

>> No.19269743

Left: Minotaur
Center: Eh......not sure desu.
Right: Akaname

>> No.19269761

Fuck off /d/

>> No.19269773

>tell her if she doesn't take her studies seriously, she's gonna get held back and you won't be around to help her
>deep down, the thought of you two no longer being in the same class scares her
>she starts asking you to help her study more often, and although she doesn't really get the material you can see there's an effort
>when the results of finals come around, she just barely passes and throws her arms around you before giving you a deep kiss
>"Be sure to take care of me from now on, alright?"

>> No.19269784

Well that makes sense, it's been what I've been thinking as well. Question is, how can we get them to fuck off for good?

>> No.19269808

I want a meaty Fox neet

>> No.19269814

Center is wight or ice queen I would say

>> No.19269852
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Who wouldn't?

>> No.19269862

Wait i didnt sign up for this

>> No.19269881

Few people do when it comes to monster girls
>anon gets tackled by a hellhound who starts raping him
>"Um, I'm more into lamias, so could you stop?"
>hellhound ignores him and keeps riding anon until he's passed out from cumming so much and so hard

>> No.19269889

Good hips, boobs and thights but needs larger body

>> No.19269897

Would fluff that tail while she games

>> No.19269905
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Mere female fish.

>> No.19269915

Someone told me his bitterness about the cancellation was why he paid that as silly as it was .

>> No.19269940
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Is it wrong that I want a monster girl version of marshmellow cat? I feel like I shouldn't think about something so adorable and innocent in a lewd way, but a thicc, soft, nigh-indestructible cat girl doing cute cat girl things is just too tempting.

>> No.19269946

I want a rail thin fox NEET

I don't know why it's so attractive to me

>> No.19269954
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Easy, find a Marshmallow Cat Nekomata. You can now have both a cuddly cat and a cute girl.

>> No.19269956


>> No.19269981

>Anubis prime minister outlaws maledom in hopes of inspiring an uprising to live out her Kuroinu-inspired fantasies

>> No.19269995

Yes it is wrong
Seek professional help

>> No.19270004

Yes, they’re too good

>> No.19270007
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>> No.19270011

summer makes me mad because the internet keeps fucking cutting out randomly when the weather warms up

>> No.19270020

Dogs need to be collared

>> No.19270025

This was already posted last thread and not shamelessly ripped from twitter you dunce

>> No.19270040


>> No.19270048

Is that wyvern alp?
I'm getting slap vibes from her for some reason.

>> No.19270056

Where do you retards come from

>> No.19270058

Exactly, so take into consideration what you're posting instead of blindly spamming images.

>> No.19270063

Nah, she's one of the Dragonia guides.

>> No.19270067

Better yet, he should just fuck off entirely.

>> No.19270069

Please don’t bully the Wyvern, she may not be girly, but she is and always has been 100% woman.

>> No.19270071

Shes a guide of dragonia
Her name was somwhere

>> No.19270077

I can see underboob and vagina bones

She's up to something with those lewd clothes

>> No.19270083
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She's a newcomer. Plus she's friendly to humans too.

>> No.19270087

>what would a girl named crow user turn into
Obviously a Wight since they have the best asses.

>> No.19270090
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If my phone wasn't a piece of shit, I would of gotten you that translation already

>> No.19270098
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>Someone finally drew Shog getting D'd in her V

Aw yiiiiiiiiis.

>> No.19270112

>literally reposting reddit shit here
Can you maybe fuck off

>> No.19270116

Make like a tree and fuck off, Reddit.

>> No.19270120
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I wish more monsters would dress like that. Especially the more voluptuous and busty ones, like pic related.

>> No.19270122

I have to wonder where the Nightguants goo went. I can see Shog all over the room, and even some Shog on the Nightguant, but no goo.

>> No.19270126

It's the only place I could find the full picture.

>> No.19270129 [DELETED] 

You don't belong here faggot.

>> No.19270132

Hot dogging a slime.

>> No.19270136

>attempting to justify being from reddit

>> No.19270141


>> No.19270147

>taking reddit posting seriously
You need to get out too

>> No.19270156

Her name is Lytia

>> No.19270157

How the fuck would I know it's from reddit? I posted before I refreshed and saw those two anons. It seems I am not the reddit one here today.

>> No.19270164

The imgur link directs you to view other posts on the subreddit he comes from

>> No.19270167

So would you rather be a dragoon and fight alongside a wyvern?
Or a dragon knight and fight along a dragon?
Or a wurm knight with a wurm

>> No.19270168

Also something I wouldn't know, because I mentally block all adds to focus on the porn.

>> No.19270177

Fuck off monsterboy fag

>> No.19270184

Dragoon, wyverns are cute

Anon, you know those are basically RPG classes right?

>> No.19270186

You do realise that post has nothing to do with monsterboys?
Dragon knights are usually just classes

>> No.19270187

What did he mean my this?

>> No.19270189

Do you have brain damage?

>> No.19270192

Reddit source aside, that artist has done some nice stuff.
Looking at their patreon there's a hellhound too, hope it's just a temporary exclusive.

>> No.19270193
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I say dragon
Though I wonder how the wurm knight would function in battle

>> No.19270195

I see how you could skim over it but the imgur post itself has a source button which links to the reddit post it comes from.
Better get a CT scan before it's too late or you might miss that cancer too.

>> No.19270196

Reminder that MGE canonically has monster boys.

>> No.19270197


>> No.19270201

>Reddit source aside
Sod off cunt

>> No.19270208 [DELETED] 

Bear with some headcanon
So if dragons knights are jack of all trades warriors and dragons exel at arial combat then Wurm nights would be the tanky motherfuckers that use clubs and anime greatswords

>> No.19270210

Wurm knights probably just try to direct their mounts rather than directly fight

>> No.19270215

Don’t forget double digit IQs for wurm knights, anon. It comes with the job.

>> No.19270217

Chaos husbands?
Because male elfs and dwarves are basically considered human males, they're like a sub species of humans.

>> No.19270218

I’m loving this Shog art. https://imgur.com/apSV3NP

>> No.19270219

Wurm knight, since the only other dragon I really like is the Dragon Zombie and I don't know how well that would work.

>> No.19270221

Look I hate reddit as much as you probably do but I wanted to talk about an artist I like too.

>> No.19270224

Jabberwock knight!

>> No.19270229

Wurm wives must be difficult

>> No.19270235
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Bear with some headcanon
So if dragon knights are jack of all trades warriors and dragoons exel at arial combat then Wurm nights would be the tanky motherfuckers that use clubs and anime greatswords

Think about swiping grunts into the path of a large dragonic bulldozer during a fight

And the victory sex after the battle

>> No.19270240 [DELETED] 

Eat your own cock

>> No.19270242

What the fuck is happening here?

>> No.19270246
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I got a Stargate Miia commission, pretty happy with it. I think I'm going to try and get an alt with the actual serpent guard helmet on, but I like being able to see her face.

>> No.19270254

Reddit won't fuck off

>> No.19270255

Hypergamist fuck off

>> No.19270259

>"Anon I found this!"
>She drops a boulder in your front yard

>> No.19270260

Walk away anon, just walk away

>> No.19270263

I'll have to go with the Wyvern on this one. Polearms and all that, plus the wing hugs are nice too.

Business as usual?

>> No.19270267

Mix between someone unironically posting a link from reddit and one very angry self appointed thread police officer not letting it drop.
Notice how all the sane people just called him out on it in the initial post and left it at that but one guy keeps going? Autism is scary.

>> No.19270269

What the fuck are you talking about retard

>> No.19270274

Good taste

>> No.19270280

Dragoon, dragon knight and wurm knight sound like an awesome trio

>> No.19270283 [DELETED] 

>liking the queen of cucks herself

>> No.19270288

Nice, always have loved monster girls in cosplay.

>> No.19270289

You need to fuck off.

>> No.19270290

Or an fantasy land version of ed edd and eddy.

>> No.19270291
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The closest we'll ever get.

>> No.19270295

Would wolfus do the same with large sticks they found?

>> No.19270298

>having a wurm gf is like living with the Kool-aid guy
>thank god your home insurance covers all the busted walls she makes on a regular basis

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>> No.19270311

I want to pet her all over. And I do mean ALL OVER.

>> No.19270314

What about other dragon race kights, like jabberwock, ryu and otohime?

>> No.19270315
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What about Loen's fat cat?

>> No.19270321

It looks nice. I kind of want to get a picture of my loli Night Gaunt wife in an Eva plugsuit.

>> No.19270324

r9k please go.

>> No.19270325
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Her sister's way ahead of you, lad! Best claim your waifu fast.


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>> No.19270329

That sounds cute gauntfag you should go for it

>> No.19270331

Fine, I'll pet them both! Feel my magic fingers!

>> No.19270332
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She just wants to eat Pizza with you in bed.

>> No.19270339

Cute idea!

>> No.19270340

Great taste. I've always wanted to get a monster girl in a muv-luv suit too.

>> No.19270346

Meh. Plugsuits are overrated.

>> No.19270347

Good man, you'll make a pair of werecats very happy some day.

>> No.19270351

>Kuroinu-inspired fantasies
You mean she wants to be raped on a balcony in front of her people? Because I'd totally do that to an anubis.

>> No.19270352
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>men being cucked causes outrage
>women being cucked causes indifference
Really activates my almonds.

>> No.19270354

Cuddlecat is cute but not like a marshmallow werecat

>> No.19270356

Forgive me for asking, but does your waifu have a name anon?

>> No.19270358

Oh it's just you, see you didn't use your "monster cuck-me" line or whatever it usually is with your Cheshire avatarfagging, dumb mermaid spammer.

>> No.19270360

Anon please, only Popcorn May be eaten there

>> No.19270366


>> No.19270367

You seem obsessed with cucking.
How about going to /monster/ or somewhere like that where you can be among fellow cucks in denial

>> No.19270368

Most of 4chan is now
What exactly is the point of being mad about it at this point?

>> No.19270369

Why do cats suck on fingers?

>> No.19270372

That's a pretty cute name! Which color plugsuit would she wear?

>> No.19270374

Hakutaku paizuri

>> No.19270375

But what about the crumbs?

>> No.19270376
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Subliminal messaging expressing their subconscious desire for the D.

>> No.19270378

Lets do them all shall we?
>Dragon knight is hero guy, allways will to fight and do things in the name of justice
>Dragoon is a thrill seeker and main rival to dragon knight
>Wurm knight is just as clumsy as his wife but in battle the two become absolute terrors.
>Wock knight is a trickster and is the most unpredictable
>Ryu samurai is laid back, open to peaceful resolutions but still keeps his blade sharp
>Otohime samurai is a partyman who fights drunk, bro's with ryu samurai
>Dragon zombie knight is a guard of the undead kingdom, man of few words
And all other go on various adventures with their respecive wives involving love, battle, and who ate the last of the bacon

>> No.19270383

I don't know anon. My cat is a biter.

>> No.19270384

A lot of animals do, rabbits come to mind. My one always used to lick on any finger that was presented to it. Kind of makes sense why March Hares are so lewd.

>> No.19270390

Rei's . Probably the original white but the 3.0 black probably fits the color scheme better.

>> No.19270393

Lucy's a cute name, really suits a small nightgaunt.
Look at the size of those tits, jesus.

>> No.19270395

Good taste anon. White latex is criminally underrated.

>> No.19270396

You're part of the problem, nigger.

>> No.19270400

Why does that wurm have a sledgehammer?

>> No.19270401

I thought the Otohime Knight would be more of the suave, high roller, Bond-esque type who protects her casino and attractions.

>> No.19270403

Now those are some cow tits

>> No.19270404

I like you're idea better

>> No.19270411

>angry grammar nazi Anubis noises

>> No.19270420

Maybe at some point, but you're going to need to bring friends regardless. Now I'm just trying to figure out who her princess knights would be.

>> No.19270424

I thought hakutakus were the grammar nazis?

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>> No.19270426

I wonder who would anger an Anubis more, one who intentionally makes typos or the Anon who talks shit about the Pharaoh online.

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>> No.19270431

>faroh has a phat lumpi ars that is 100 persent diskusting to look at!
>Anubis nearly has a coronary

>> No.19270438

Lizard and Salamander with a desert theme for two of them maybe. It's a shame KC hasn't made any warrior types from the desert but it would be fun seeing the anubutt's knights violated.

>> No.19270441

Oh. Sorry about that.

>> No.19270443

i enjoyed this

>> No.19270448

I want a Minotaur to rape me until I beg her to stop, the BITCHSLAP ME and ride me harder.

>> No.19270451

Red hair is perfect for dragons.

>> No.19270453

A haku's eye would twitch and her smile might strain, but she'd gently correct the error and remind you of the importance of clear communication. It's the Grammar Anubis who is more of an attack-dog.

>> No.19270455
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Sounds like one happy family of men and lizards

>> No.19270464

Anyone here practice lucid dreaming or any other similar stuff so they can temporarily be with his waifu?

>> No.19270475
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>We can rebuild her, we have the technology

>> No.19270493

I used to, but it takes a lot of practice, and a regular sleep schedule.
Sleeping is too all over the place for me right now due to work so It's too hard to do it regularly.

I always have the most success by drinking a fuckload of water and not peeing before bed, so I wake up in the middle of the night to do it. Then when I'm going back to sleep it's easier to have a lucid, or at least more vivid dream

Melatonin can also help vivid dreams as well, can't really speak to helping control them. But it will help you remember your dreams long enough to write them down. Capturing them when they're fresh is really important to making sure you remember them, so either write them down or describe them into a reco

>> No.19270511
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best maid

>> No.19270520

Do you have preferences between natural born/monsterized MGs?

>> No.19270526

Did you ever succeeded with being with your waifu?

>> No.19270530

A monsterised girl is more interesting as she has to cope with new feelings and sensations.

>> No.19270532

Natural born, monsterized MGs still retain the human woman standards, which for all intent and pruposes ruin said monstergirl to me.

>> No.19270547

If i could I would go for a harem with both naturals and monsteised, seeing as thats already a thing

>> No.19270556

The closest girl I have to a waifu is monsterized but willingly as the situation allowed.
I don't really have an overall preference though.

>> No.19270585

Pretty regularly yea
Even if it's not 100% controlled, I can often push the dream to be about her.

>> No.19270591

I'd much prefer natural born ones.

>> No.19270604
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The best maid is a Mer-maid

>> No.19270610

I am thinking of doing it, but it seems to much effort. Is it worth it? Have you ever maanged to have sex with her at least once?

>> No.19270617

I don't get the maid fetish, in fact maids are a turn-off to me. Likely becuase I live in a country where maids are very cheap and are, with all due respect, ugly as fuck.

>> No.19270618
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>monsterized MGs still retain the human woman standards
No they don't you faggot robot.

>> No.19270622

Yea it was great, It's worth the effort for sure.
Having sex is great in the dream, and there's not really anywhere else you can feel something like it if your wife has really non human bits.

Honestly even just the comfy SOL dreams are worth it alone.

>> No.19270623

How much did that cost you? I want one as well but I'm too chickenshit since I still live with my mom and sister.

>> No.19270625

Natural >>>>>>>>>>>>> monsterized plebs

>> No.19270637

Dick the daughteru!

>> No.19270641

Yes, they do. Their standards are likely not AS strict as when they were human women, but they still retain them. If a human woman like rich alpha dudes, then as a monster she is still going to be after rich alpha dudes.

>> No.19270644

nah i'm good

>> No.19270649

natural born for maximum comfort with her nature

>> No.19270655

but then you'd have a filthy water house otherwise she can't do shit

>> No.19270661 [DELETED] 

Fill her tight lil' cunny with your hot sticky cummies!

>> No.19270666

The great thing about 2d is that unless stuck in an ntr doujin they don't have to be like that as evidenced by all the girls in harem shows that go for the dense and bland self insert.

>> No.19270671
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I prefer mere-maids.

>> No.19270677

This is only if you assume that human women in MGE are anime waifus. But KC has made it clear (likely to make a contrast with monstergirls) that they are like our world 3DPD. Also we are talking about us, so likely our monsterized monstergirl would be former women from our world, as opposed to MGE women.

>> No.19270691
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If anyone here is against hunting animals. What would you do if your waifu is into hunting? Would you forbig or allow her to continue doing or? Or would it be irrelevant because she would just do what she wants?

>> No.19270693

The amount for the art will vary from artist to artist, but aside from that the pillow was about 80 dollars and getting it printed costed roughly the same, so you'll be looking at over 200 dollars easily.

>> No.19270694
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Wrong image, I meant to post this one.

>> No.19270696
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>How to get a maid

>> No.19270713

>But KC has made it clear (likely to make a contrast with monstergirls) that they are like our world 3DPD
Yet the fallen maidens exist
>Also we are talking about us, so likely our monsterized monstergirl would be former women from our world, as opposed to MGE women.
It's your fantasy nerd, it's in your head. If you have so little confidence in your fantasy self that's on you.

>> No.19270722

>It's your fantasy nerd, it's in your head. If you have so little confidence in your fantasy self that's on you.

True, but if we go by that. Then I might as well use any setting and any fiction. MGE stands out because I can actually be with my waifu without having to bend all the rules of reality and probablity just so that she would like me.

>> No.19270733
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How do i get a shadow spawn beyond the stars gf?

>> No.19270744

They don’t though, except in your headcanon. They explicitly gain MG values.

>> No.19270749

I want to tell her that her Darling is false and see what happens.

Fuck that; I hope whaling is one of the traditions of her people so I can go do that once or twice. Hunting whales sounds awesome (so long as it's not done to excess, yada yada)

>> No.19270766

It's not bending if it's canonically possible and has proven to be.

>> No.19270777
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>I want to tell her that her Darling is false and see what happens
You bastard.

>> No.19270783

You men are disgusting. If I was living in the MGE world, me and my succubi sisters would punish people like you.

>> No.19270790

I feel

>> No.19270791

Joke's on you, daughteru dicking would be perfectly legal in monstergirl cities.

>> No.19270802

Every time I see this picture it makes me feel like the epitome of manliness.
Do any of you fucks in this thread cut your damn hair?

>> No.19270803

In MGE yes, not in other fictions. And bear in mind Fallen Maidens is not canon and even then it only happened because the women were already in love with the MC (who is a handsome redhaired guy, I have to add) .

>> No.19270810

>mermaid knows you have a maid fetish
>plops herself on top of a giant mo-head and pulls it along under her, like she's swimming just above the floor
>she isn't getting much clean but she is doing her best

>> No.19270822

>tfw my hair is longer than all of theirs

>> No.19270829

>And bear in mind Fallen Maidens is not canon.
You're thinking of Fallen Brides.

>> No.19270834
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>handsome redhaired guy
So? They didn't fall for him because of his looks, but because he was the only one to treat them as people instead of tools.

>> No.19270837
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>Fallen Maidens is not canon
It's Fallen Brides. Fallen maidens is part of world guide 1 and that's canon.

The redhaired guy is pic related.

>> No.19270841

Goddamn hippies.

>> No.19270848

Handsome is just their impression. They fell for him because he was nice to them/treated them differently than other men treated them.

Except for the Inari, though. She just descended into degeneracy tonthe point where joining in seemed like a good idea.

>> No.19270851

Jokes on you anon, I don't smoke or even drink!

>> No.19270855

>They didn't fall for him because of his looks

>> No.19270856
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>> No.19270862

Oh yeah, well my hair is longer than all of their wives' hair

>> No.19270864

Do bee girls' lady juices taste like honey?

>> No.19270867

Oh yeah, well my dick is longer than your hair!

>> No.19270868

Are you a Kej by any chance?

>> No.19270869
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Someone get this lost robot back to his home.

>> No.19270875

Sugar water.
You can get honey from their tits.

>> No.19270879

Anon you're completely retarded if you think his personality was the only reason they fell in love with him. There's a difference between being a faggot from /r9k/ and being logical.

>> No.19270882

>sugar from their crotches
>honey milk from their tits
I'd hope their personalities are sweet enough to match.

>> No.19270883
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Where is best girl?

>> No.19270885

That's gross

>> No.19270886

First day in MGE I take it

>> No.19270889

Reminder that in MGE quite a bit of humans cheat, and the majority of the population is male.

>> No.19270891

Too busy turning new recruits into monstergirls I think

>> No.19270896

Anon that only applies to monster girls. Human girls are the exact same in that setting as the ones we have now.

>> No.19270899

There's a population explosion not unlike ours after the industrial revolution 200 years ago after monsters became monstergirls and stop eating/killing people.

>> No.19270902

No, I'm the guy who is obsessed with spider arse.

>> No.19270903

Honey bees and (especially) Bumblebees, yes.
Beware the similar-appearing wasps though.

Unrelated, but the other day I learned that a lot of bumblebee species like to live underground or under ground level foliage.

>> No.19270905

>They didn't fall for him because of his looks

We don't know if they would had fallen in love with him if he didn't had those looks though. That he treated them as people was the tiebreaker, but we don't know if the same would had happened if he looked different or was older. I prefer natural born monstergirls than taking that chance. Specially since, again, canon does confirm us that MGE human women are like the human women in our world.

>> No.19270906

Everything about the Inari's story rubbed me the wrong way. Now I always have the feeling in the back of my mind tat I shouldn't fuck an MGE girl because it's like taking advantage of someone.

>> No.19270907

Combined or respectively?

>> No.19270912

They stopped killing people, but they still effectively reduce population growth a bit due to the steady abduction of males/monsterization of women.

>> No.19270916

>Fallen Maidens is not canon
Confidence issues posters don't know what's canon, go figure.

>> No.19270918

Well on the bright side, not like you're actually in risk of that.

>> No.19270921

This only goes for monster girls. Human girls in MGE are the same as the ones here.

>> No.19270924

Seemed to me more like she was just saying “fuck it and fuck you” to her past life where she had been denied the life of a normal girl.

>> No.19270933

>you will never be the aide of a demon/lilim shipmistress

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>> No.19270942


>> No.19270948

>Epitome of manliness because you're balding

>> No.19270949
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I like dhampirs.

>> No.19270951


It doesn't help she walked into the place where demonic energy is at its densest and stumbled upon other fallen maidens having sex with [YOU].

>> No.19270953

Reminder that even monster girls have standards. If you're just some loser the best you'll get is a slime that doesn't really even like you.

>> No.19270956

I dont

>> No.19270958

If you're stuck in an Order-controlled town, what do you do?

>> No.19270961

I just remember to visit a barber more than twice a year.

>> No.19270963
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Are you the Vampire cowering in this pic?

>> No.19270964

I want to be a Dhampir's childhood friend

>> No.19270965

Originally from /pol/

>> No.19270966

>not signing up to serve the mamono-human empire

Love through unity!

>> No.19270967
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>using a Grigori pic

>> No.19270970

They don't have standards, they have preferences.

>> No.19270971

Place one foot in front of the other, then repeat until you are no longer in that town.

>> No.19270974

The entire post is so fucking bad. The fact that you're the only person to point out something wrong about it is awful.

>> No.19270976

When you you find out she wasn't human? Or would she have introduced herself as what she was from the beginning?

>> No.19270977

Why the fuck would I go to fantasyland just to get another job?

>> No.19270981

That is some really bad art

>> No.19270982

Stay in it. Not like I have any hope outside of one.

>> No.19270983

Why do you keep posting this

>> No.19270985
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Can i get a rare slime for a rare loser?

>> No.19270989

The first one. That sounds like it'd be cuter.

>> No.19270990

>Not being a literal skinhead is keeping your hair too long

>> No.19270995
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Having sex with her is how people usually notice she isn't human.

Pic related lived her whole life without knowing she's a Dhampir until a certain Lilim came.

>> No.19270996

They absolutely do anon, are you retarded?

>> No.19270997

Nice try at baiting. We know from multiple canon confirmation that MGs do not reject anyone unless they are already married or are in love with someone else.

>> No.19270998

>this is your mind on onions

>> No.19271001

Look like I hit a nerve somewhere.

>> No.19271002

Space adventures!
I guess you could just join the shady mamono trader crew instead

>> No.19271007

They reject you if you're a total scumbag.

>> No.19271008

Didn't know it had gotten that far

>> No.19271009

You really think a Lilim would go for a commoner loser that would have issues holding his girlfriend's hand in fear of embarrassing her?

>> No.19271012

>goes for the insult instead of supporting with evidence

So much for taking you seriously

>> No.19271013

It's time for a new game! Welcome to WHICH WORST END!

In this game, you are given three options to choose from for your preferred worst end. NOTE: All worst end picks are considered final. There is no way to game the end AT ALL to result in a good end.


Anon is sitting at his computer shitposting on 4chan like he always does when he's suddenly RIPPED from our reality and into the world of MONSTERGIRLS!

Which end will he choose?

Anon is pulled through and finds himself on the ground before a Cu Sith and Cait Sith pair who are ecstatic that their husbando from their favorite anime was successfully summoned! The girls love to engage in threeways but love nothing more than to sexually dominate their male lovers! Looks like Anon is going to be the Beta of THIS pack!

Anon is pulled through and finds himself in a dark, filthy room with a single tall, buff Akaname standing there, her saliva dripping into a puddle at her feet! She's always been in love with Anon since his anime first aired and now that she has him, she can engage in all the depravity she's imagined! Her favorite thing to do is mount Anon's spear and simply sit there, forcing him to orgasm through JACKHAMMERING his butthole with her tongue! Looks like Anon's gonna need to learn to stretch!

Anon is pulled through and finds himself in a sterile room in front of a pair of his FAVORITE monstergirls! Unfortunately for him, they're intending to use him to cover up their lesbian love for one another! Anon is going to spend his life living at home as a live-in maid, sometimes getting banged by these two lesbo lovers so they can have some cute daughterus! Unfortunately for Anon, even the daughterus are lesbians AND the two mamono won't EVER love him


>> No.19271016

Salamanders and Lizards. Don't forget that Baphos only go for strong men.

>> No.19271019

Yes, I do. Its how the setting works.

>> No.19271020

See, that's more like it. Also, good thing I'm covered in those regards.

>> No.19271021

Then you're a naive fool, anon.

>> No.19271022


>> No.19271025

i want a gun and 3 bullets

>> No.19271026

I don't think total scumbags would go for MGs.

>> No.19271033

3 and then just leave I guess

>> No.19271034
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Grey Slimes are GOAT and I hope we get one from KC eventually.

>> No.19271036
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Please consider the following. Splicing a holstaur with glacie dna to produce a cow that lactates ice cream.

>> No.19271037
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>KC's stance is "as you wish, as long as not counter to the spirit of MGE". Love conquers all. Even without everything but love, you can still live. MGE is such escapist porn fantasy. It is not a work meant to make you suffer. After all, everything will be settled at a good conclusion, as long as the settings permit. And it is the main theme of MGE.

>> No.19271040

He tried, but they kept running away every time one was seen up close.

>> No.19271043

Wrong. We have confirmation that Salamanders (and by extension Lizards) will accept weaklings provided they accept to be trained, and they would drop even that if they completely fall in love with him in the meantime.


KC's word and the canon settings >>>>>> your opinion.

>> No.19271045

You don't know that. There are probably some that can be fixed by monster girls

>> No.19271046

Hi. That anon isn't me, even though I agree with him.

>> No.19271047
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>lactating a solid substance
How the fuck does that even work????????

>> No.19271048

Fuck off.

>> No.19271049

With great difficulty, it seems.

>> No.19271052

Is that something that was actually noted in the books? If so then my hope has increased. Maybe she'll be released the same time as Shrimp Knight

>> No.19271055

Soft serve.

>> No.19271062

If you are weak Baphos will send you in a quest you can fulfill to accept you, with the implication the entire thing is basically just a complex RPG game with her. Salamanders and Lizardmans go for weak men on the condition of training them. KC revoked the standards a long time a go. It is no coincidende that the lastest monster girl with requirements (Hinezumi) came with an in-profile workaround inlcuded.

>> No.19271063

High class girls like Lilims have absolutely zero reason to fall in love with someone like a regular poster in these threads

>> No.19271069

If they can be fixed by monster girls then they would not be rejected.

>> No.19271071

Sure they can, that's why there's infinite lilims.

>> No.19271080

It doesn't matter if there are reasons or not or if its logical to you. KC and the settings confirmed it.

>> No.19271084

>He thinks we don't have high class posters
new I see

>> No.19271085
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KC sez there are at least 100 lilims out there, since the Demon Lord has had 1000 years to make babies.

>> No.19271087

>Be a bounty hunter that takes pride in your job because you're killing people who don't deserve to live
>Monster girls start popping up everywhere and now you have to be constantly on the run so they don't kill you
>You just wanted to keep people safe

>> No.19271089

Love conquers all.

>> No.19271092

Fuck off

>> No.19271093

This image is so busy that I can't figure out what's what.

>> No.19271095

3 is my fetish.

>> No.19271096

>young lilim and a young plain normal guy are in a relationship
>Demon Lord family dinner
>A lot of lilims and their rather powerful husbands are there

It's going to be fine though since the firstborn lilim is a really cool oneesan!

>> No.19271099

There is nothing wrong with killing bad people.

>> No.19271105

Can i KMS or will they resurrect me as a undead incubus?

>> No.19271109
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Monster girls can distinguish between people who do bad things because of bad circumstances and people who do bad things for shits and giggles.

>> No.19271114

Hopefully that guy doesn't have self esteem issues or else he's gonna be in for a bad time.

>> No.19271117

Monstergirls wouldn't kill you for being a bounty hunter. There are probably Monstergirl bounty hunters also.

>> No.19271119

I'd kind of like to see a monstergirl healing a bounty hunter or something similar who assumes he's too far gone.

>> No.19271127

What about someone doing it for money?

>> No.19271132

I'm pretty sure the only requirement is enjoying causing pain to others. So someone who became a bounty hunter because he knows he's a terrible person that likes doing bad things to people who deserve it isn't getting a monster wife.

>> No.19271135

Monster girl healing is the best healing.

>> No.19271144

Francisca's story could count as healing too.

>> No.19271147

Then monster girls would view him as a terrible person.

>> No.19271149

What story?

>> No.19271154

Her story in fallen maidens.

>> No.19271158

What if it's to save the orphanage?

>> No.19271163

What is the story behind this Wurm?

>> No.19271167
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>becoming a gross blob of slime and tentacles

>> No.19271168

Merse too. The extremist faction probably uses her childhood as evidence that humanity is corrupt and needs to be saved.

>> No.19271177

They'd probably think it's a lie.

>> No.19271179

She was living like a cancer patient in palliative care. I'd say that's an improvement.

>> No.19271181

Oh that one, yeah no.

>> No.19271184

What would happen if I called a succubus/lilim fat, ugly, and that I don't like her?

>> No.19271185

It has been confirmed that monster girls don't reject men going after them, only if they are married or are in love they will do so. Monster girls operate on a completely different logic than humans. This is why you can have an illiterate beggar become a King just because he entered a ruin in a desert, while if it was remotely like our world the Khepris would kick him out and would only accept a guy deemed worthy or that at least has some culture.

>> No.19271186

I still wish someone would edit in Baronnessfag and his waifu, their heads both out of frame from being easily taller than everyone there

>> No.19271189

They would have a hell of a time with Deadly Women.

>> No.19271190

What if on an emotional level I enjoy causing pain but I know its wrong and avoid it?

>> No.19271191

>illiterate beggar become a King just because he entered a ruin in a desert,
That sounds like it could be a really cute story.

>> No.19271198

I dab repeatedly

>> No.19271206

Mommy demon lord and firstborn oneesan will cheer them up

>> No.19271213
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Look at this cute Nacho childhood friend I have.

>> No.19271216

If you somehow gained the abilities of the mamono lord in real life. Would you give MGs waifus to everyone or deny them to some people? I honestly wouldn't deny them even to my worst enemy or the scum of the Earth (provided the MGs will not be mistreated)

>> No.19271218

They should probably have not gone to begin with.

>> No.19271219

Everyone except for furries

>> No.19271220
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>posting Darling in the Cuxx

>> No.19271225
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Would Sandworm be flattered if I showed her the documentary about Jodoroswky's Dune and told her it was a modest attempt compared to the works of art I intended to produce in her honor?

>> No.19271227

Well, they will surely accept him as we know MGs don't reject. But..... I think the Khepris will get really desperate trying to educate him. Not to boot him out or stop loving him, but some nasty fights might occur.

Or maybe they somehow are OK with him being completely ignorant and won't try to educate him.

>> No.19271228

Its a human girl getting cucked.

>> No.19271232

Kill yourself

>> No.19271233

I love bicorns, so I'll pick #3 and use her harem powers to attract women that love me and that they'd be willing to share.

>> No.19271235

Don't care, go back to /a/.

>> No.19271236

He was brought to lead, not read.

>> No.19271237

Not even furries anon. I truly believe in expanding MG love to everyone. Yes, even the guys manning the concentration camps in North Korea and torturing people out of pleasure.

>> No.19271238

Wouldn't he just give up and leave in the middle of the night?

>> No.19271239

It's a retard watching a shitty show.

>> No.19271240

They don't have to educate him; even if all he does is fuck hell still become king of a demon realm, it'll just be dark instead of green.

>> No.19271243

Okay good for you but I really hate furries

>> No.19271245

Judge it by a case-by-case manner. In the event of your aforementioned concerns, a special consultation with our staff of mindflayers should suffice with any questionable clients.

>> No.19271247

I see him becoming some sort of puppet king while the Khepris and influential mamonos do the actual ruling. We know from KC notes that Khepris actually have different bodytypes and functions and there are "minister type" Khepris, so they would likely be the ones that do the actual ruling, provided the king remains uneducated.

>> No.19271249

Sandworm pleasant Onee-san is too heartboner inducing

>> No.19271250

>implying I even know what you're assblasted about
Anon pls.

>> No.19271252

They probably fight for the right to rape him first.

>> No.19271253

What if I want to beat a Redcap into submission with demon silver knickles? Surely Redcap abuse is A-Okay

>> No.19271255

Would you deny them to clients that have personally done harm to you? Like bullies for example or something.

>> No.19271256

He might not be booksmart. But I'm pretty sure the beggar would quickly realize that he's just being used.

>> No.19271260

>Orphaned Shota-kun wanders into ancient ruins
>Ends up becoming Kephri Prince
>Harem of Onee-sans now tasked with raising him into a fine young man
>Educate him about the world
>Take care of him
>Guide him in learning his princely duties
>One day, he will become a great king, they are sure

This stuff writes itself!

>One day, a boy around his age shows up in the ruins, accompanied by an Automaton

>> No.19271263

Is it okay to impale a Redcap Louise on a demon silved stake from taint to clavicle and use her writhing body as an onahole?

>> No.19271264

And that's how you manage to make Khepri waifus snap and send the would-be king to a special educational camp run by a very strict Lilim for human men spoiled brats.

>> No.19271270

That's probably a bit much. I was hoping for some light Ryoma into wrestle sex and choking.

>> No.19271271

Ruined it.

>> No.19271278

Explain further.

>> No.19271280

How about crucifixion with demon silver nails and used as onahole?

>> No.19271285

That's also how you get a bitter and vindictive husband that regrets every meeting wives.

>> No.19271286

I'd revert them back to killing machines and send them out to purge all the corrupt trash like politicians ruining humanity and put the low IQ normalfags back in the slave cages where they belong so democracy stops being the tyranny of retardition and propaganda.

>> No.19271288

That sounds interesting.

>> No.19271291

Enjoy your new cage

>> No.19271292


>> No.19271293

Actually this discussion is something that some of you Kheprifag anons and Inari husbandos need to consider. Yeah MGs don't reject and as such they will not reject you, no matter the high class. But we come from a completely different world, we are in many ways more ignorant than a beggar. So I think not all would be fun and if we marry high class mamonos they would likely demand that we become educated in their manners. At the very least you are not going to escape going to the Hakutaku tutor or the Inari teacher.

>> No.19271297

When we last left our hero, he couldn’t find his Automanee! What has that dastardly Gremmy done to her?

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>> No.19271305

Would he have any reason to care? He gets hot meals, a bed, clean clothes, and all the hot ties to bang a man could want and all he has to do is appear from time to time. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal depending upon the type of vagrant he is.

>> No.19271307

Consider a really abusive Red Cap nailed to a cross, unable to move or do anything else than hurl abuse at you as you have excruciatingly soft slow sex with her and keep her on the edge for hours.

>> No.19271314

I think being educated by your inari wife sounds fun. Just imagine her borrowing a chalkboard and scholar's cap from the local hakutaku and making a big show out of educating you.

>> No.19271315

>Anon is worth less to monster girls than an insane begger
You can't make this shit up.

>> No.19271317

Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.19271324

Maybe he doesn't appreciate being treated like a child.

>> No.19271326

I can see him feeling like he was taking advantage of them if he wasn't too familiar with how monstergirls work. That might be a cute scene too, him leaving in the dead of night, thanking them for their hospitality but not wanting to abuse of it, and there's a mad scramble to "bring the king home again."

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>> No.19271331

Difficult to say. I want to say that I would, but in the end I'm not that callous as to stoop to their level. If they want mine, though, then all bets are off.

>> No.19271336
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It's not my place to give waifus. It is my place to go full Miracleman on this world and let them make their own while I resurrect dead artists for my own vanity.
First I'll bring back Gaudi so he can design a palace for the missus and me.

>> No.19271338

I often IMAGINE™ a similar scenario, where you screw a raging Redcap until she's a airheaded Whitecap. Then tie her up and edge her until she's a frothing Redcap again, but now she can't rape you. Plenty of orgasm denial and creampies.

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>> No.19271352

What would be the punishment for getting an "F" in her exams?

>> No.19271353

>Plenty of orgasm denial and creampies.
Anon no.
You pull out just as she's about to cum and hump her belly button to completion.

>> No.19271355

Sleeping in a hotel for the night.

>> No.19271360
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ded dragon

>> No.19271371

Do zombie Dragons hoard defunct currencies?

>> No.19271374

It's possible that I might be packing just a little too much heat to successfully screw a belly button. But otherwise good idea, because I like to see Redcaps writhing on the peak of climax.

>> No.19271376

>and let them make their own

You mean giving anons the capacity to create their own waifus?

>> No.19271378

Spending time in Detention Hall, which looks suspiciously like your kitchen with some sheets covering it up. You have to spend at least an hour after class brushing the teacher's fluffy "educational equipment."

>> No.19271381

>Redcap Louise
If you mean the louise you think I do I want to beat her stomach with demon silver gloves while fucking her.

>> No.19271382

do sandworms and their husband race other sandworms and their husbands?

>> No.19271386

A curse that leaves you perpetually on the verge of climax/coitus. The sensation intensifies with every action you take or sensation you feel, but you will be unable to release without her sayso.

>> No.19271387

Sure why not.

>> No.19271388

There's only one Louise worth mentioning, anon.
>also not strangling her with the gloves

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>> No.19271398

Any competent khepri could pretty handily avoid that. Especially if it's made clear to him that's he's just a figurehead and needn't have any responsibilities.

This is an interesting scenario. You'd need a reason he's a beggar with a heart of gold and not just a bum, though.

>> No.19271401

Short. flat and extremely tsun.

>> No.19271404
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It's a rather steamy sale effendi, I give you good price.

>> No.19271406

Im not sure the Mamono Lord powers are enough to allow you to grant average joes the power to create monster girls. You would likely need the Original Chief God abilities to do so, and even then its uncertain.

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That's on the list of things I'd do too.
A tsundere so harsh she makes nachos look like alices.

>> No.19271415

Sounds nice, I like tsun. What are the best tsundere monstergirls?

>> No.19271416

What's the sale on your hand in marriage?

>> No.19271419

Well then I wish for more Genies, maybe they can solve this.

>> No.19271421
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If doppelgangers are born from the feeling of a man being rejected, what does a doppelganger give birth to if she gets pregnant?

>> No.19271423

>Especially if it's made clear to him that's he's just a figurehead and needn't have any responsibilities.

I don't think the Khepris would ever tell him, it would be too disrespectful. And they might not consider him a figurehead, but a "king in training" or they simply took over the duties without realizing the king is a figurehead.

>> No.19271424
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Please kiss your servants! They enjoy it very much!

>> No.19271427

Then use science

>> No.19271430

I refuse

>> No.19271437

>"Silly Mastah" intensifies

>> No.19271438
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>What are the best tsundere monstergirls?

>> No.19271442

The way doppelgangers work and how mamono mana is responsive to desires, at times I wonder if it is possible for a man strongly desiring a particular monster girl if this could cause the mamono mana to give birth to an entirely new species of monster girls.

>> No.19271445

>Sounds nice, I like tsun
Zero no Tsukaima if you're interested, it's a classic of the harem genre. I just hope you have a tollerance for her beating selfinsert-kun with a riding crop on multiple occasions.

Dragons make for great tsunderes though, so do Salamanders and Hinezumis who don't want to admit you won.

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Wrong dere.

>> No.19271454

May have several stranger than normal fetishes, bio-luminescence, cloven hoofed Succubi, monsterization but furries are not one of them. Cu and Cait Shit are cute in the same way a teddy bear is cute, it looks soft and fluffy but you only keep it around for decoration.

>> No.19271455

>likes tsunderes
>isn't aware of one of the classic archetypal tsunderes

>> No.19271456

To be fair Louise gets better a lot faster compared to most physical female leads

>> No.19271458

A divorce.

>> No.19271464

What made you this posting this garbage art was a good idea when there are better images?

>> No.19271467

Cupids would definitely be tsundere. They are constantly pent up from their duty, terrible at expressing their emotions through anything other than physical violence, and probably try and take themselves seriously.

>> No.19271474

>physical female leads
I always hated love hina for that. Naru was the worst and any other girl would of been better

>> No.19271479
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Shiver me timbers!

>> No.19271489

That's a comely coat. I bet she'd be good at ships in bottles, too.

>> No.19271491

She does, she was brutal in season one but I have so many fond memories of the second. It pretty much cemented my love for tsunderes.

>> No.19271493

In life or in death none shall have that which is Black Jack Lee's!

>> No.19271494

Why repost shit from twitter with some inane caption added

>> No.19271495

The creator apparently hated the boosted violence of the anime version

>> No.19271504

>her beating selfinsert-kun with a riding crop on multiple occasions
I wish she'd whip his dicku with it and also ram it way up in there

>> No.19271506

It helps that saito can put his foot down when need be

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>> No.19271515

Yagsparroo, we meet again

>> No.19271526

I feel like I've seen this face before. Singing really off-key in some Johannesburg-like high school slum

>> No.19271537

Motoko was literally perfect.

>> No.19271553
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This is your maid for today.

>> No.19271559

I will treat her appropriately. No lewd stuff or bullying!

>> No.19271560

/d/ out.

>> No.19271570

Don't worry, it's a demon silver riding crop.
One that I'll bully her relentlessly with while she's crucified.

>> No.19271586

>would a guy who has been homeless and penniless his entire life give up on being made a fucking king because his free personal harem wants to teach him a thing or two?
Your lack of perspective is staggering.

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>TFW no wight onee-san to spoil me

>> No.19271602

I can't remember any others except Atlach-Nacha, but she's really got the tsundere part down.

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>> No.19271612

I want to be a orphan abandoned at a graveyard and adopted by a big undead family!

>> No.19271618
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I want a tomboy oni onee-san who comes home from a day of being a rough delinquent so that I can spoil her and rub cheeks with her while she demurely thanks me for taking care of her!
I want to send her to school every day with a homemade bento wrapped in cute cloth, complete with a little seaweed picture of her and me crudely done!
I want her a rival delinquent game to try to break into our house while I'm giving her a lap pillow and playing with her hair, only for them to discover that she's far too relaxed to fight them!
I want to invite the home invaders to dinner while thinking that they're her delinquent friend and make them eat a healthy dinner with her, solving their delinquent dispute!
I want them, driven by their desire for a cute younger brother to spoil them, to change their ways!

>> No.19271621

If i was keitaro i would have just left the inn
Better that over getting sword beams, getting kicked and tacking a punch so strong it makes the godanzuki look like a minor uppercut

>> No.19271623

Sandworms are too pure for this world

>> No.19271626
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Big brown beautiful thighs!

>> No.19271629

What if you've inserted the riding crop into your penis and use it to ram it through her cervix so you can strapon her womb while you dick her vagina?

>> No.19271630

The what now?

>> No.19271633

What is the point of reposting the same twitter images every thread with pointless commentary

>> No.19271634

Anubi are really oily, aren't they? All that fur oil gets them slick all over. I bet you don't even need lube to dry hump them!

>> No.19271635

yeah, you don't need lube to do anal

>> No.19271641

Yeah, I guess all that tail oil would dribble over the anus and keep it smooth and slick.
I'd still rather intercrural her, though.

>> No.19271647


>> No.19271649

What if you get the one Anubutt who's strong against anal? What if she critiques your technique as you do it?

>> No.19271651

Why do you keep posting this

>> No.19271655

I'll learn perfect technique so she can enjoy it with me!

>> No.19271657

God I wish that were me.

>> No.19271658

You read from the ancient papyrus scrolls to learn powerful new techniques to defeat the anubutt's butt

>> No.19271659

Anubi have a natural weakness to anal, so her resistance would just balance it out.
You can use those critiques to improve your technique, and by the end of the session you should have her a slobbering, drooling, climaxing mess.

>> No.19271661

He's a spammer, which means this isn't the only image he posts every thread.

>> No.19271666

>by the end of the session you should have her a slobbering, drooling, climaxing mess.
I'd rather she had a single, simultaneous orgasm with me.

>> No.19271667

Who are all the retards that keep replying to it and why won't they go away

>> No.19271670

>paraplegic Anubis who can't feel her anus

>> No.19271678

Reminder that male and female mindbreak is for plebs. Patricians know the greatest form of Mindbreak is a double KO.

>> No.19271679
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Pretty sure MAMONO MANA would heal any spinal cord injuries.

>> No.19271680

Only two posts called the fag out on his shit while one braindead retard replied seriously.

>> No.19271683

All three are braindead retards for replying

>> No.19271687 [DELETED] 

Newfags that don't know how to fucking lurk, /monster/ vermin that refuses to leave and redditor trash.

>> No.19271688

>getting this assblasted over anubischat
It's like you shitters actually want this thread to be ded

>> No.19271699

She needs a lot of mana to heal her shattered spine. Which is why I need to give her a lot of sperm up her butt to speed up her healing process. It's physical therapy!

>> No.19271700

>Unironically defending braindead spamming.

>> No.19271702

A thread kept alive only by spamming might as well be dead.

>> No.19271704 [DELETED] 

>borderline ERP reply chain to an image spammer
>not cancer
Fuck off nigger

>> No.19271706 [DELETED] 

>borderline ERP
Literally 100% of these threads nigger

>> No.19271709

We need to ban images altogether. It's the only way to stop spammers.

>> No.19271712

just put the last nail in the coffin why don't you

>> No.19271713
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For all the shitters that bitch about "muh meanie self appointed thread police" these threads are in dire need of quality control.
>Literally 100%
Nope, that shit only comes courtesy of ESLniggers and cross-site cancer.

>> No.19271715

Let's just ban monster girls. It's not like anyone wants to talk or think about them.

>> No.19271716

The only borderline ERP trash posted here is the kind of bullshit you're defending. It's because of retarded newfags like you, you god damn reprobate

>> No.19271717

>Imagine the fag goblin boomer who posts this shit. kys kuk

Spam comes in many forms. It needs to be dealt with at the source.

>> No.19271718

>being this assblasted over getting called out
Feel free to mindlessly spam elsewhere.

>> No.19271720

we should just all kill ourselves then

>> No.19271724

Our actual moderation is and has always been shit, but when did we lose the self-enforced quality control standards this website used to hold so dear