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>> No.19285593

Maids are olev.

>> No.19285598
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Hug the wendi.

>> No.19285603

I wanna minotaur to spit in my mouth and choke me!

>> No.19285604

Damnit I typed this before the end of last thread, and I'm sure as hell gonna share it with you!

I want to be dominated by a loli minotaur. I want her to hold me down with strength far beyond what would be expected from her tiny frame. I want her to laugh as I struggle against her, trying to turn away from her bare chest and exposed nubs. I want her to force me inside her, cumming instantly from the tightness of her cunny. I want her to begin bouncing up and down on me as I'm hepless to resist her.

>> No.19285608

Just let it go, anon.

>> No.19285611

This would be far better if it was a non loli minotaur you shit taste pedo

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That sounds pretty good, actually.

>> No.19285617

Friendly reminder to not let reddit bait you.

>> No.19285618

Cute wendi, going to give her plenty of meat so she grows up big and strong.
Or big.

>> No.19285619
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Meet your new adopted daughter.

>> No.19285620

The thread died at a great point, let the conversation die with it.

>> No.19285622

No, it doesn't.

>> No.19285623 [DELETED] 

You do actually have a point. Neurology does change, but there is a very low turnover in neurons. If you're truly addicted, then the raw science is that the condition is permanent. The neuronal receptor population can be satiated by similar compounds. Cold turkey however is not really an option past a certain point. Substitution is mandatory, just due to the hard cold logic of neurology. There are options yeah, and they're dependent on a variety of things I've no damn control over. A fluke of a desk-warmer's calendar can fuck me back into a spiral. Sadly, my trash friends are less willing to screw me over than random desk-warmers paid to help me. Neuronal development past a point necessitates proper feedback, of either a substitute or the causative agent. So my choices are limited on which of these is available.

>> No.19285628
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I know. I'm more of a gentle femdom man myself, with mutual teasing outside of the bedroom. Also cute dresses!

Sabbath is olev!

>> No.19285629

thats a funny way of spelling wife

>> No.19285631
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I think "freakish strength" comes included by default for grown wendigos.
Even the small ones.

For you.™

>> No.19285637

Gentle femdom is shit and only acceptable if it follows rough rude femdom,not as a stand alone

>> No.19285639

She looks like she could give some mean intercrural. I want to hold her legs up by the ankles and rub my dick between her thighs and calves until I cum all over her chest and stomach.

>> No.19285645 [DELETED] 

You guys need to start mass reporting and ignoring the raidfags like the crackhead rambling about off-topic shit.

It's obvious the discordniggers are back, if you look at that random garbage thread some phoneposter tried to make.

>> No.19285646
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I wish there were more animated monster girls. I only know of some basic sprites and stuff.

>> No.19285647

No, they're just strong.
Freakish strength comes with the dires or elder wendis.
Buff, muscled ones with scars that live in the deep mountains

>> No.19285650

Except that just gets you banned, retard.

>> No.19285654
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Well I want whatever this is

>> No.19285656

Are you that afraid of getting reported now that people are wise to your shit?

>> No.19285657
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Animated in what way?

I've never been banned for reporting.
But then I don't throw out frivolous reports.

>> No.19285661

Probably. I remember when he used to say reporting posts doesn't work. I for one haven't been banned for reporting so...do the math...

>> No.19285662

How far can an Automaton's design go before she no longer qualifies as a monster girl?

>> No.19285665

Cease your faggotry.

>> No.19285666

Going from "humanoid magitech" to just plain tech, most likely.

>> No.19285668

Yeah, me too. A cute foxgirl with a healing fetish is precisely what I need in my life.

>> No.19285669

whats the deal with her back legs anyway are they basically just back horns with flowers or can they actually be moved
good taste my dude

>> No.19285670
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Well, that and EMG but I'm pretty sure nobody here wants that.

I guess cute stuff. Preferably MGE girls but I don't see much of that anywhere.

>> No.19285672

Reminder that if your MG doesn't bully you she doesn't love you!

>> No.19285676

Any more bullying gifs like these?

>> No.19285679

Wasn't that from the game where you throw women at monsters to make monstergirls?

>> No.19285680

restraints and strap-ons are for fucking faggots

>> No.19285681

Point out what exactly has been reportable.

>> No.19285682

Never got the appeal of bullying, what's the deal with that?

>> No.19285683
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I got this, though it's not much.

>> No.19285687

The other thread easily counts as spam.

>> No.19285688

>restraints are for faggots
No they aren't
It's hot that's the deal

>> No.19285689
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Yep, Tobihime. You start with human girls (and some slimes), throw them at horny monsters to make basic monster girls, throw THOSE girls at other monsters to make even more powerful hybrids.

Aside from a guard in the very beginning of the game, it didn't have any human males.

>> No.19285691

I want a chubby alice imotou or a pai loli one

>> No.19285694

>thats a funny way of spelling wife
It's a handy way of specifying what kind of a wife.

>> No.19285695
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I love meaty MGs!

>> No.19285697

being a little pussy that likes to get beat makes you a faggot but role reversal is just fine

>> No.19285698
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Tobihime was a fun cross between angry birds and some random mobile rpg.

Are Kemono Friends allowed in here?

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Anons have forgotten that "teasing" is a word that exists.

>> No.19285701

as you should, they're ripe for loving

>> No.19285702

With that much meat on her, I'm going to need way more mofu to be satisfied!

>> No.19285703

>being a little pussy that likes to get beat makes you a faggot
Objectively wrong but you are allowed to have your opinion

>> No.19285704

Yeah, though they usually have their own thread up so I try to not post them too much here.

>> No.19285705

That's not a lot.

>> No.19285711

so long as you respect mine

>> No.19285713

Fatfags please stop

>> No.19285715

Oh, I get it. Slow and steady is the way to go. It works for waifus and in 3D. 3D is trash though

>> No.19285716

There's a differecen between teasing and bullying
both are good

>> No.19285719

>this will never be me

>> No.19285722
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I want to remove kebab with my loyal kiki servant/wife

>> No.19285724

I don't respect it but you are allowed to have it

>> No.19285730

Are Kikis likely to want to remove Shog?

>> No.19285734
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You misunderstand. I'm just a slut for fluff. And personally, I prefer petite squirrels. Gotta have a good fluff to body ratio.

>> No.19285737

well then yours is shit and you are viewed as a disgusting person that might like piss play

>> No.19285738

I would've liked it more if it wasn't for the bestiality, but at least we can enjoy the sprites indepedently of the game.

>> No.19285739

Not him. That's about the minimum for the chan. So meh. Not that I'm complaining bout it.

>> No.19285743

When are you going to stop reeing
>that might like piss play
What's wrong with piss play?

>> No.19285744

they fear the maid that can do more than she ever could for her master but shog would accept her for living to please master alongside her

>> No.19285746

She's not fat, she just well endowed. With keratin.

>> No.19285751

They both have a certain demand. You can tie up a Kiki but not a Shog.

>> No.19285753

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to let your gnome get too crazy with the landscaping.
No one needs a mini mountain in their back yard.

>> No.19285754

i can't help you there if you fail to see how getting tied and fucked with a bumped 10inch already makes you trash

>> No.19285759

I don't even think they'd be competing really. Kiki's are about the service, and Shoggs are about constantly being felt up. It only looks like a cleaning competition from the outside, yea?

>> No.19285763

but can they learn to love eachother

>> No.19285765

I can understand why you have an issue with strap-ons but why an issue with restrictions?

>> No.19285768
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I want a harem of Rata-chan and the Sabbath Squad

>> No.19285769

it's actually very good

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Why not?

>> No.19285776

because the followup to that anywhere near the word femdom without the gentle means some little piss baby getting whipped and beat

>> No.19285778

City may take offense to that.

>> No.19285780

What's wrong with wanting a woman to whip and beat you?

>> No.19285783

It's entirely on my property and counts as a natural geographical feature.

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>Monster Cuck Island thread is still up
Jannie purge when?

>> No.19285789

I don't think it counts as natural if it was formed by your wife over the course of a week, even if she's a nature spirit

>> No.19285796

i'm being baited at this point or you're really just a disgusting person

>> No.19285798

Sometimes nature works quickly.

>> No.19285799
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So what's the deal with Russians and MGE anyway?

>> No.19285803

>i'm being baited at this point
No shit, dumbass.
Keep feeding him Yous though.

>> No.19285804

They have a large fandom, but we don't connect with them that often.

>> No.19285807

this isn't reddit m8 not like i can give him epic upboats

>> No.19285809

That would be one hell of a stream of insults during and after that.

>> No.19285810
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>whats the deal with her back legs anyway are they basically just back horns with flowers or can they actually be moved

Atlach nacha are mobile enough to go after and bite their prospective husband so presumably their humanoid legs work just fine.

The wandering scholar also refers to how the atlach nacha's husband was mounted in human form by his furious mate after he returned from the interview, again suggesting her mobility.

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Ever wonder where she gets all the bones?

>> No.19285817

I'm not baiting,I really don't see what's wrong with wanting to be whipped by a woman

>> No.19285818

Would there even be pharaohs left in a modern setting?

>> No.19285822

This is what the perfect belly looks like, by the way.

>> No.19285824

Imagine all of the ones that suddenly wake up in museums

>> No.19285829

I wonder what that spell does. Those potions too.

>> No.19285831

They may end up not being the same sort of rulers they were historically, but they'd still be a species of undead. Children of pharaoh monster girls are pharaoh monster girls, barring an extinction event or mass mutation they would continue to live into the modern age.

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Honestly, any rata would be fine. I'd prefer her to be fun-sized so I can carry her around like a princess but I wouldn't turn down a Makoto-sized one either.

>> No.19285834

Bapho-chan has got it going on.

>> No.19285835

>Ever wonder where she gets all the bones?

Skeletons of ancient monsters, monster realm beasts, etc. she has options.

>> No.19285841 [DELETED] 

Have fun getting banned.

>> No.19285850

Too young.

>> No.19285853

That part in the books or something?

>> No.19285860

Volume 2, yes. In the atlach nacha's book profile we see extra art of a very angry atlach mounting her mate, with the text below explaining what led to it.

>> No.19285865

I want to touch her hair
I bet it's super soft.

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>> No.19285870

Anon, that's probably the head baphomet, meaning she's probably as old as the DL herself

>> No.19285874

Oh no!

She still looks like an one digit old though. I get the appeal of fairies but not extremely young looking girls.

>> No.19285876

I'll have to have a lawyer look at that ID.

>> No.19285880

KC's art has gotten better on a technical level, but he's been fucking with his style too much. The other preview image from the sabbath book has some glaring wierd anatomy too, but this one in particular has
>drawing fluff as those flower-shaped stylished things which just looks lazy and odd
>that stomach is straight up fucking fat or the perspective is messed up or something
>the lower legs are clearly too short

He's often pretty picky with his art, plans and sketches the profiles out several times, and fixes some things like Bunyip, so I don't know what went wrong there.

>> No.19285889

>Head maid realizes you like meaty women
>Starts the rest of the maids on a super high calorie diet
>Switches back to normal meals once they all put on 10 to 15 pounds
>Won't answer questions as to why, expects them to just figure it out as their master grows more and more handsy

>> No.19285893
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Do you guys wish that you have a monster wife that will greet you when you come home from work exhausted?

>> No.19285899

All the time.

>> No.19285902

Foreshortening has never been his strong suit, which this image basically is all over the place.

She's supposed to be sitting in a chair with her legs extended out, then folded over the edge of the chair but not reaching the floor.

But yeah, it just looks a bit off.

>> No.19285909

Every goddamn day. Instead I just stare out of my apartment balcony, sometimes glancing down and wondering how far it is to the ground.

Then go inside, lay in bed and stare at the ceiling fan.

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>> No.19285917
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>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used.

I don't get how this works. Do they have a womb at each end to go along with the dual pussies? Do they have a super-long cervix running from their frontpussy to their womb? Or does MAMONO MANA simply magic the sperm from the frontpussy to the back?

>> No.19285919
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I usually just sit on my balcony and smoke my pipe while thinking of all the fun stuff I would do with my monster wife. Too bad she isn't real and I'm alone.

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>> No.19285927

I want to greet my monster wife when she comes home form work exhausted

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>> No.19285939 [SPOILER] 
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>Long nights ant the club entertaining all sorts of filty perverts.
Yeah, mine could probably use a welcome home, too.

>> No.19285942

Me and my waifu would work together. Or I'd do my best to be a really strong and caring house husband.

>> No.19285963

Get a job!

>> No.19285966

More than anything.

>> No.19285969

I'd work as a freelancer or something like that if anything. It's way more comfier and I could surprise her with some gifts and dates too.

>> No.19285980
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She's waiting for you.

>> No.19285988

I don't think I deserve a monster wife, but eventually one will love me.

>> No.19285989
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Every man should desire a bunyip daughteru.

>> No.19285997

So long as she'll love me.

>> No.19286006

Be careful around loli foxes, they could be cakes in disguise.

>> No.19286010

What about loli foxes disguised as cakes?

>> No.19286011

That's even better.

>> No.19286014
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There's nothing wrong with 1,000 year old foxes anon.

>> No.19286017

Considering loli breeds, low birth rates, and the Sabbath it would be likely that most lolis in the MGE world would actually be adults.

>> No.19286019

>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

>> No.19286020

Bapho tummies should be chubby.

>> No.19286023

The worst has happened, anon. You've died just a few weeks after marrying the love of your life, [your favorite monstergirl]. For months, she mourns your loss and considers death herself to at least be reunited in the afterlife when she hears a rumor. Of a land beyond the Western Seas and of the gods that live there. And one in particular who oversees life and death and wields ultimate authority over the souls of all who pass into the next life.

The journey will be long. It will be hard. And at times she'll briefly consider turning back. But at the end of the journey, the only question is....will she be willing to shorten her own life to return you to yours?

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>> No.19286033

Why wouldn't she go to the underworld to get me back? She'd even be extremely pissed off over it being only a few weeks of marriage before I died.

>> No.19286040

Hah. I wouldn't die even if they managed to kill me after I got to my wife, but if I were to answer your question, yes she would and we'd still outlive many creatures.

>> No.19286041
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>> No.19286046
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The BEST undead.

>> No.19286064

Why not just go to a lich or something?

>> No.19286078

I want to be her big brother and blow raspberries on her tubby tummy

>> No.19286079

Every day of my life

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>> No.19286099
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You have no idea how much I desire that

>> No.19286106

I'd be happy to be welcomed home by a loving monstergirl wife or to welcome her home.

I just want someone to be there who I can love and who'll love me that isn't family.

>> No.19286111

>not killing herself immediately to join me in the afterlife eternal
That's some questionable wife material in all honesty.

>> No.19286116
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These are a thing.

>> No.19286126

It's okay if nobody else got what you were going at anon. I got it. Beren and Luthien are top tier for human-elf pairings.

>> No.19286128

My job is pretty easy and I live 5 minutes away. I'll be ready to play with her undead butt the moment I come home

>> No.19286132

Why is your troll so starved?

>> No.19286152

Any stories about Sabbath girls trying to get Onii-chans?

>> No.19286156

The head of the sabbath is a turbo virgin who's been at it forever

>> No.19286162

I want that Riddlecat Rump!

>> No.19286171

Interrupting one of her sermons by groping her flat chest from behind while pressing your hard cock against her little butt

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I want to be the straight man to a chesires antics

>> No.19286196

loen plz

>> No.19286197

I want to give that smug face a facial

>> No.19286201

Looking really good Loen
Can't wait to see colors

>> No.19286248
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>ywn be the straight man to a silly cat
>ywn corner her after school
>to put all your courage into a confession
>she'll never blush deeply and accept
>ywn have the cool cat of the school as your gf

>> No.19286253

That smug face wants you to give it a facial

>> No.19286266

didn't realize that nacho did anything but goad her husband into forcing himself on her

>> No.19286281

Straight into her eye then, as punishment for her smug

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I want to watch a pure elf pee

>> No.19286476 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.19286498 [DELETED] 

i want a pure untainted loli salamander to pee on my dick

>> No.19286506 [DELETED] 

Good for you, you don’t need to repeat it mumtiple times every single thread.

>> No.19286515 [DELETED] 

i only post it every other thread anon

>> No.19286520

Big Dark Elf butts deserve to get cumflated every day!

>> No.19286569
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Summer foxes.

>> No.19286578

Due to cold weather nobody goes swimming at my nearby beach and the piers are now covered in duck poop.
Thanks a lot Weather Wurms, now I've got a private beach!

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>> No.19286620

Cover your shame! Indecent!

>> No.19286647

Lolis and bikinis go hand in hand

>> No.19286651

Back when I was a kid, we just have jogging right next to the lake
had to stop that as the kids kept slipping on geese shit

>> No.19286680

How would a monster girl help her new human target get over the death of his former, beloved human girlfriend?

Hard mode: no rape/brainwashing

Harder mode: no bringing her back to life either

>> No.19286684

>Harder mode: no bringing her back to life either
This confuses the Lich.

>> No.19286698

Just by staying with him.

>> No.19286705

I want to have a taste

>> No.19286708

Approah with care.
She should go out above and beyond to prove the loves him, and not that he's an easy target

>> No.19286740

Because that would be wrong.

>> No.19286750

I could imagine a lot of human girls, even ones that aren’t vehemently anti-monster (althoigh realistically every human woman would be anti monster) being scared as hell of undeads. Maybe even to the point where their dying request to their lover is “don’t let me become one of them”.

>> No.19286754

We need picket lines of calm undead protesters demanding the same rights the living have.
>What do we want?
>When do we want them?
>What do we want?
>C is for Cookie!

>> No.19286759

I like undead nuns because it also corrupts their afterlife.

>> No.19286762

Nercomancy would probably be banned, but good luck trying to arrest a Lich.

>> No.19286781


Undead nuns and paladin-chans are the best!

>> No.19286794

I like to headcanon that shog makes her husband biologically immortal

>> No.19286803

That's kind of fucked up anon.

>> No.19286807

It's good if they think they returned to life because of their god, and think nothing of their new feelings.

>> No.19286808

It's also fucked up to throw your life and potential away for a cloud man

>> No.19286814

I have a mighty need for a zombie nun

>> No.19286817
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Sexual content alert:

A Cow girl sexually sexxing a poor helpless and defenseless dragon

>> No.19286820

I desire a zombie nun to waaaarm me so hard I can't even move.

>> No.19286824

That doesn't seem too far-fetched to me. I mean, your body does undergo a transformation when you waifu a shoggoth. You become more slime-like and essentially become immune to physical attacks. Personally, I'd say you can still die as a shoggoth's hubby, but death would have to be intentional. In other words, you won't die from a disease or old age

>> No.19286828

You'd be surprised at how many female fans of MGE exist. They even draw and cosplay

As for the necromancy angle, the major turnoff would be that undead in principle, would have far reduced brain functioning capacity. Exceptionally powerful undead monsters like wights and vampires are the exception, not the orm. Nobody wants to become a simple minded shambling corpse moaning and obsessing over bra-i mean dicks

>> No.19286830

two wrongs dont make a right

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>> No.19286844

I want to be her former servant and be kidnapped by her and forced to take her rotting corpse's slimy, ice-cold virginity.

>> No.19286889

Arrest Liches for public indecency

>> No.19286892

Female fans of MGE is no big surprise. You could probably find Fatalpulse fans whoare women if you looked hard enough.

But if monsters became real? That would be a nightmare for any girl who didn’t immediately get monsterized. You ever read that one story about the woman who killed the Shirohebi because she was trying to steal her husband? It’d be something like that.

Granted that story was cononically inaccurate. Monsters don’t go after married men. But a human woman would still have to live knowing her husband might leave her for a woman far more loving, caring, compassionate, and sexually skilled than she could be. That is if she can even find a single man to get married to in the first place.

>> No.19286895

>showing bones
how indecent!

>> No.19286908
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This one cannot be arrested, this one is a Sovereign Citizen.

>> No.19286909

She should lose the cloak

>> No.19286913

They can always team up.

>> No.19286930


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I for one enjoy fully dressed Liches.

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I want to test a sensitivity potion on a lich. Just so that she cums from the slightest touch.

>> No.19286959

Does she warm her body up just before her husband comes home?

You know, for bedtop games.

>> No.19286963

>Lich laying down in front of the fireplace like she's sunbathing

>> No.19286969

>Jumping into bed with a Lich who's been outside on a winter's day
My penis is freezing

>> No.19286996

She's going to have a tough time when she orgasms for the twentieth-sixth time and you've only touched her upper body,

>> No.19287002

She'll still have a poker face on

>> No.19287009

Once you actually put it in, not even she will be able to hold her kuu-face.

>> No.19287028

I want my kuu Lich to whisper the number of her orgasm into my ear every time she comes.

>> No.19287076

What do you prefer: a perfect 10/10 relationship from the get go or a slightly more "realistic" (albeit idealised) process with some ups and downs along the way?

>> No.19287089

I assume we'd be off to a rocky start but we'd start seeing eye-to-eye after we went full Dragonheart.

>> No.19287107
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A 900 gram Octopus can exert a pull of 15kg, meaning it can move almost 17 times its own bodyweight.
Imagine that kind of strength on a girl as big as a Kraken. You nee-san will protect you from all harm.

>> No.19287111

I prefer realistic. Everything being "perfect" becomes very dull fast.

>> No.19287122

Nothing is ever perfect, to call something perfect is a sin of pride

>> No.19287123

would you trust this kraken with protection of your back quarters?

>> No.19287127

Of course! I don't want Barracudas biting me or anything.

>> No.19287185

I wouldn’t trust any tentacle girl or girl with tentacle like things with that, it’s what they’re built for and so I can’t ever trust them.

>> No.19287188

Tentacles are for opening clams though.

>> No.19287303

Exactly, opening up things that don’t want to be opened up.

>> No.19287313


>> No.19287323
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Remember, do not run away from Wurms. If a Wurm ever chooses you as her husband. Be happy and glad you've got a cute girl wanting you and don't be selfish by saying no or else she may unintentionally cause collateral damage through her unintentional rampage and no one else will be blamed but you.

Same goes to you mothers out there, don't be selfish and consider what your son(s) want. Let your sons be with, move in or even by taken away by loving monster girls.

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One should always avoid attracting the attention of local mice.

>> No.19287367
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Not much is publically known about the enigmatic Demon Lord's Husband, but is safe to assume many of the current things surrounding him to be fact. Especially some of it is backed by Order Officials who're willing to share what they know on the subject matter. Also the image beside is supposedly the picture of the Demon Lord's Husband before his turn to Monstergirl's side.

Firstly, it is obvious; as his name and title suggests, that the Demon Lord's Husband is the Current Demon Lord's lovingly wedded husband. Order Officials of the Inquisition have managed to find atleast quite a few and only existing documents and papers concerning the Demon Lord's Husband. It is stated that the Demon Lord's Husband was indeed not only one of the many Former Heroes of The Order and Chief God who have now sided with the Demon Lord and on behalf of Monstergirl kind's side. But is stated in very old and aged documents that the Former Hero was also a specially gifted individual who has been granted a grand blessing by the Chief God herself and was also to be dubbed a Hero Saint after he were to slay the Current Demon Lord. Yes that is right, during the time when The Order was still it's strict old self the Demon Lord's Husband was not just any mere paladin. But a near borderline Demi-God who already had amazing gifts and strength and naturally born talent for the magical arts before recieving the Chief God's blessing.

And so it is mentioned by both Order Archivists and old Order documentation that the Former Hero was tasked personally by the Chief God to eliminate the Current Demon Lord. But it would take a rather surprising twist.

And now ladies and gentlemen, we will qoute the exact text; as in the documentation that we were lent by Order Archivists and Officials, who've also give us their blessing and authorization to be printed in this book. The following qoute will be "copy-pasted" as most common folk say in their slang in the next page.

>> No.19287375


"Naturally, the chief god was furious. It tried to eliminate the demon lord. It gave the power to slay the demon lord to a hero according to the system at the time, but since the hero betrayed the chief god and went on the side of the demon lord, the attempt at eliminating the demon lord ended in failure. The strongest of the monsters, the demon lord, and the strongest of humanity, the hero, joined hands to create a new world together. The demon lord who is a succubus, and the hero who was made an incubus by their hands, can increase each other's power infinitely by continuously having sex due to their nature. Their power has already reached the level of a god, and not even the chief god was able to destroy them. The chief god was gravely wounded in the battle, and as of the present, it can't move freely, so it's manipulating humans into doing its bidding through the church, giving many humans the power of a “hero,” and frequently sending extermination squads at the demon lord.

So all that is the truth of this world. It's already a myth level story. It doesn't feel real to me either. If The Order knew I had written something like this, I bet I'd probably be executed immediately. Whether or not this nonsense of mine is to be believed is up to you who have taken the book in hand."

-Excerpt from a copy of "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" from The Order's Archives, Originally written by the "Wandering Scholar."

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>Next page

And that there is mostly the currently known information about The Demon Lord's Husband; once a proud hero and potential canonized saint of The Order and of The Chief God, now lovingly wedded husband to The Demon Lord who rules many and most of Monstergirl-kind. Though some monstergirls of the Demon Lord's side, as in literal demon girls and succubi. Did also share with us a tidbit of information that not only does the Demon Lord and her Husband spend many of their days having sex and making love to achieve their reality bending goals. Both The Demon Lord and her Husband are both accomplished and peerless Magic Gem crafters and jewel craftsmen.

There have even been rumors and or theories that both the Demon Lord and her Husband sometimes travel outside the Royal Makai (the Demon Realm where the Demon Lord's Castle is located), travelling and adventuring. Possibly to spread their influence into making the rest of the world rejoice and praise Monstergirl-kind. Spreading their messages of peace, love and harmony, and turning once vehemently anti-monster states and places into pro-monster and monstergirl loving places. Or they possibly do some exploring and adventuring from time-to-time just for fun and thrills, all while doing it incognito amongst regular mortals. Meanwhile other higher ranking and exalted monstergirls and or succubi temporarily act as temporary rulers of the Royal Demon Realm. This is however just a theory and also another teasing rumor mentioned by demon girls, succubi and other Demon Lord-aligned monstergirls. (Especially the ones who were willing and open to our brief interviews and questions)

Picture in the other side is yet another rendition by an artist, depicting The Demon Lord's Husband possibly current appearance as he is present.

> -Excerpts from a recent tome concerning the recent thoughts of monstergirl kind, monstergirls of the Demon Lord's side and especially of the enigmatic Demon Lord's Husband.


(Hope this piece of fan writing is okay enough)

>> No.19287395

A Kraken can singlehandedly drag a ship underwater. Other sea monstergirls tag along to get a husband from that ship.

>> No.19287418


A lot of people on this board are going to scream autism at this, but there is a lot of serious shit beneath the cutesy funsy fap material that KC will probably never address, and fan-fiction is the only place we’re gonna get it.

Like, how did The Order, a single largely-monotheistic (mainly worships on god) religion come to dominate humanity?

What happened before the current era that was so horrible that the Demon Lord was inspired to start her campaign?

The Demon Lord has displayed the power to rewrite creation and mamonomana(tm) outright defies reality. A succubus would not get that power no matter how much she fucked. Who or what helped her?

There’s a lot of smaller questions too: why is the DL’s husbands’ title simply “Demon Lord’s husband”? Why are all the dates for important events (current DL’s ascension, the fall of the old desert kingdoms, the last DL’s death, etc.) so damn vague?

So head anon like this, as much as people will sperg on it, is good. It answers questions.

>> No.19287422

You'd have so much kids with them

Pregnant sex would be constant

>> No.19287438

I believe being called the demon lords husband is the monster equivalent of a royal consort as in not truly a ruler compared to his wife

>> No.19287466

>Like, how did The Order, a single largely-monotheistic (mainly worships on god) religion come to dominate humanity?
It didn't, just a single continent. Mist continent and Zipangu don't give a shit about the order.
>What happened before the current era that was so horrible that the Demon Lord was inspired to start her campaign?
See the succubus notebook, succubi learned that killing their man was awful and started to feel something for their slaves. The demon lord was likely horrified by the thought of monsters killing the humans she loved so much.
>The Demon Lord has displayed the power to rewrite creation and mamonomana(tm) outright defies reality. A succubus would not get that power no matter how much she fucked. Who or what helped her?
Ascending to demon lord probably gives a large power boost, like going from level 50 to level 100 and fucking a guy as powerful as her husband helped her go even further beyond.
>There’s a lot of smaller questions too: why is the DL’s husbands’ title simply “Demon Lord’s husband”? Why are all the dates for important events (current DL’s ascension, the fall of the old desert kingdoms, the last DL’s death, etc.) so damn vague?
Two reasons. First being that KC plans to do a book of important figures and deities in the far future and likely doesn't want to spoil stuff, the second being that he intentionally keeps things vague. MGE relies a lot on fan works since it's a doujin project and if KC was to give dates it would limit the time frames people could write about.

>> No.19287496

>Like, how did The Order, a single largely-monotheistic (mainly worships on god) religion come to dominate humanity?
That's jut the continent of NotEurope
>What happened before the current era that was so horrible that the Demon Lord was inspired to start her campaign?
Humans and monster killed and waged war on each other on a vicious circle.
>The Demon Lord has displayed the power to rewrite creation and mamonomana(tm) outright defies reality. A succubus would not get that power no matter how much she fucked. Who or what helped her?
Nothing says old succubi have to be lesser demons of sex with no power. And she was the leader of the succubi.
>Why is the DL’s husbands’ title simply “Demon Lord’s husband”?
Because the one in charge is the Demon Lord, he's a consort with no power (although respected obviously)
>Why are all the dates for important events (current DL’s ascension, the fall of the old desert kingdoms, the last DL’s death, etc.) so damn vague?
Because KC didn't think too much about it/didn't get to that part/etc

>> No.19287536

>The Demon Lord has displayed the power to rewrite creation and mamonomana(tm) outright defies reality. A succubus would not get that power no matter how much she fucked. Who or what helped her?

A lot of this is explained to some degree:

1. Its stated she was an exceptional succubus to begin with, more powerful than all the others.
2. Its implied she used persuasion and diplomacy as much as fighting power to attain the position of Mamono Lord (there was no large scale monster slaughter involved).
3. There are rumors that a few gods helped her in various ways (perhaps they were sympathetic to her cause).
4. Manipulating the settings of the world was indeed beyond her even when she gained the status and powers of the Mamono Lord. However, she was able to do it thanks to the Chief God being inexperienced (presumably meaning that she didn't keep as tight a hold on the settings as she should have) combined with a great many other monsters voluntarily giving her their power.

>> No.19287538

I agree one should grab every Wurm that's willing to be grabbed.

>> No.19287553

>Like, how did The Order, a single largely-monotheistic (mainly worships on god) religion come to dominate humanity?

There are some logical ideas we can make about this. Namely that the Order worships the Chief God. Being the leader of the gods and the most powerful one its logical that she would demand humans treat her as their primary god as well. Keep in mind the gods of the MGE world do communicate both directly and indirectly with humans.

The settings books also clarify that worship of other gods is considered in effect worship of the Chief God (provided said other gods are loyal to the Chief God).

>> No.19287566

>The Demon Lord and her Husband are both accomplished and peerless Magic Gem crafters and jewel craftsmen.

They may well be, but the info this idea is based on was a mistranslation. What it actually says is that no magic gem has yet been made that can contain the mana of the Mamono Lord or her husband.

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You can always count on one girl swimming there, she needs someone to relax with on the beach

>> No.19287571

Yetis can swim?

>> No.19287573

>3. There are rumors that a few gods helped her in various ways (perhaps they were sympathetic to her cause).
Bacchus was probably sick of the chief god's shit. Can't party and have a good time if people are always killing each other.

>> No.19287581

Also, lets not forget one canon story we know about concerning the Mamono Lord and her husband. Namely "A Tale of Tentacles."

>For that reason, the tentacles made the decision that they would kill even more prey than ever before to suck out the nutrients. And so, they decided that they would kill a white-haired succubus and a human man who had just wandered into the forest. As usual, the tentacles assaulted the man with thorned tentacles specialized for attacking. Unfortunately for them, he was able to easily brush off their attacks, and they barely managed to scratch the man's arms. At that moment, the succubus who was accompanying him became as furious as a raging conflagration, and vaporized all of the tentacles around them with a fire spell. This terrified even the tentacles, so they unintentionally allowed the man and the succubus to escape. The tentacle’s attack was a failure.

>Later, perhaps the white succubus had called friends; dullahan knights, and a group of witches led by a baphomet appeared in the tentacle forest to cut it down, and raze it with flames. From the sky, the hellfire breath of a dragon rained down, and on the ground, the baphomet's great magic blasted the tentacle plants away along with the very soil. Those that had narrowly managed to escape were cut apart by the dullahans, and incinerated by the witches. I have heard that only half a day after the coming of this large group of monsters, the size of the tentacle forest had been reduced to a mere one tenth of its original area. This half a day of hell shocked all the tentacles of the mamono realm, and they stopped killing humans and monsters. It is said that they especially swore to absolutely never harm a human man.

Albeit this doesn't tell us much about the Mamono Lord's husband other than that he presumably likes to go on walks with his wife on occasion.

>> No.19287587

This image would be so much better if they had tails.

>> No.19287600

>The royal couple like to take enthusiastic walks through the woods

>> No.19287609

And burn down violent tentacle forests?

>> No.19287619

Mostly doggy paddle, they don't get much practice in the mountains when the lakes are frozen

>> No.19287627

I better teach her about life unda da sea then.

>> No.19287633

VERY enthusiastic walks

>> No.19287652

To me the Demon Lord's husband is just a JRPG main character who sided with the final boss instead of defeating it, there isn't much there. If anything it can inspire you to have your own fantasy about becoming a JRPG MC who goes on to marry a Lilim.
MGE might have a lore and large setting but all of it is secondary to monster girls and specifically made to showcase them. Putting this kind of effort and creativity into this kind of thing feels like a waste and is usually frowned upon because it takes away the focus from monster girls.

>> No.19287676

>Greedy pregnant mice who suck on your fingers while waiting for their turn on the dick

A cute rodent tail is necessary for a mouse to be wife material. This is also why rat girls with ugly tails are no good.

>> No.19287678

What pet names do you and your wiafu have for each other? The can be cute, sexy or taunting and playful.

Personally, I just can’t get over “Darling” maybe it’s the animemes, but it’s such a loving word. It conveys such an intense, pure love.

>> No.19287686

Imagine taking a horde of mice to Disney.

>> No.19287693
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>off-profile lich
Today was a good day.

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>> No.19287701

What's her entrance music?

>> No.19287707
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Found the potential alp.

>> No.19287708

A very cute lolinubis, but I wish she had a racing swimsuit.

>> No.19287710

Your bikini bottom is slipping off

>> No.19287715

I'm sure glad I gave into the Sabbath or I'd be so conflicted right now.

>> No.19287716


>> No.19287721

One of The Undertaker's old themes probably.

>> No.19287729

I would trust a Shoggoth with my Body and would trust a Mindflayer with my Mind.

>> No.19287738
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How about your funds with a Tanuki?

>> No.19287743
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This artist is based. He always comes up with great designs even if his execution is not perfect.
>Rich's faith system, a large magic tool similar to the daughter gate that is good at the magical of the space system is connected to the country of the immortal, and a large number of zombies are summoned from there the gate of the Church cemetery in English rich gate: the difference between the food and the lichgate from a place called Summon Image
So if a Lich visits a human city she can teleport an army of undead in an instant? Scary.

>> No.19287745

>would trust a Mindflayer with my Mind.
Me too, if she was my beloved wife. Having her enter my brain during sex would be the ultimate scary boner. It's like putting your dick in an Abomination's mouth or an Oni's butthole.

>> No.19287749

Not him but I want a tanuki, the meatier the better

>> No.19287750

That's a 300 year old Anubis

>> No.19287754

>So if a Lich visits a human city she can teleport an army of undead in an instant?
Can't go around without your posse, you know?

>> No.19287755

Of course. Having a Tanuki manage my funds would be a massive load off my back.

>> No.19287757

Thick Tanukis are like fat chefs. You know their product is good but probably not good for you.

>> No.19287763

He's my favourite nip artist that does mge stuff specifically for his designs.
I do love a powerful woman though so being able to summon an army is fear boner material.

>> No.19287769

That and they make excellent hug subjects and targets of tail huffing

>> No.19287776

What do you do yourself? Surely you don’t want to just live vicariously through your girls as a cum pump.

>> No.19287785

Hell no. I'm Monogamous.
I'm just stating that I would be ridiculously trusting if I had a loving wife. Maybe I should include a "I would trust a Demon with my Soul" on the list too?

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>> No.19287809

Okay. These are individual options, not all at once? Good man.

>> No.19287816

>you will never get to hold your newborn lamia daughter as she instinctively coils around your arm and smiles from your warmth and comforting heartbeat

>> No.19287838

That's a really good idea and it works nicely too as she could slowly summon more and more reinforcement.

>> No.19287843

>once a proud hero and potential canonized saint
Assuming the Order is based on Catholic/Orthodox that is to say, real Christianity, you can't be considered for Sainthood until after you die.

>> No.19287886

Silly anons, she's just a fox with black hair.

>> No.19287888

Funny, because she'd be doing it so you can drop a massive load on her back.

>> No.19287912

Considering how much money she would be making I wouldn't be surprised if she would have a money bag or two to carry around.

>> No.19287935

>Lich visits the nearby city
>She spots Anon and deems him a worthy test subject
>She orders him to follow her
>He's too confused to act
>She quietly summons a huge gothic portal gate out of nowhere
>Ghouls and Zombies come flooding out of it
>They forcefully grab and carry Anon into the portal
>He wasn't heard from until a month later where he sent a letter to his family saying he married into nobility in a foreign country and is now making a living by crafting potions

>> No.19287936

I've seen this character posted around a couple times before, but where is it from?

>> No.19287943

>The real reason why tanukis build muscle is so they can carry more of their wealth

>> No.19287963

>>He wasn't heard from until a month later where he sent a letter to his family saying he married into nobility in a foreign country and is now making a living by crafting potions

And, oddly enough, its all technically true.

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No offense anon, but if your first thought upon seeing a girl with tentacles is "they MUST use them for anal", then you might be gay.

>> No.19287985

Or traumatized by seeing it happen one too many times in hentai?

>> No.19288000

Violated Hero isn't representative of monster girl hentai.

>> No.19288028

I want this Lich to step on me.

>> No.19288056
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What a pervert! Getting off on dead feet like that!

>> No.19288058

Your ass is safe from monster girl tentacles in MGE.
The only case I can imagine where a man would get violated is if a monster girl can tell that he is being dishonest about his love for prostate stimulation.

>> No.19288062

Cold, undead feet!

>> No.19288074

No monstergirls except raijus and thunderbirds would try to get together with a man like that in the first place, because they could tell he's a fag.

>> No.19288079

It's impossible for sex with a woman to be gay you retard

>> No.19288085

>taking it up the ass
>not gay
>even counting as sex with a woman

>> No.19288088

Please explain to me how it's gay to be attracted to women

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>> No.19288090

t.future alp

>> No.19288099

Don't respond to bait.

>> No.19288107

Cold, slimy corpse feet!

>> No.19288108

Not an argument
Not an argument

>> No.19288111

I’m gonna play a prank on Lich-san and put some weed in that pipe of hers and record her reaction!

>> No.19288116


>> No.19288118

You're attracted to the idea of dicks going up your ass and not the woman. Go back to /lgbt/ if you want to talk about being a faggot, this is a monster girl thread and not a monster gay sex thread.

>> No.19288126

>A Lich's cold, undead pussy
I don't know anon, I feel like it'd be kind of uncomfortable

Like stepping out of a hot shower on a freezing day

>> No.19288128

Oh gee, please do tell us again how assfucking a shota isn't gay, afghan-kun!

>> No.19288130

The best possible hug is ___________

>> No.19288132

>You're attracted to the idea of dicks going up your ass and not the woman
How can you tell me what i'm attracted to.
By that logic liking mg's means you're a furry

>> No.19288138

The wing-hug.

>> No.19288145

>projecting this hard

>> No.19288146

I want to drink a Lich's cold, dead, slimy drool straight from her mouth on a hot summer day!

>> No.19288149

Like jumping into a cold swimming pool after leaving the sauna?

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>> No.19288156

Just go cut off your dick already and then sudoku, that's what pozzers like you always end up doing. And if you can't even rid the world of yourself, then atleast fuck off and rid this thread of yourself because you're not welcome here.

>> No.19288159

>pulling out of a lava elemental and sticking it into an undead

>> No.19288161
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You can't stay in that closet forever.

>> No.19288164

a cuddlecat (now available in rice, vanilla, and chocolate flavors)

>> No.19288165
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Get a load of this kid. He so edgy he cut his dick jerking off.

>> No.19288166

>you're not welcome here
no u

>> No.19288167

An undead that's been chilling in a cold room for hours!

>> No.19288169

Or even an Ice Queen!

>> No.19288179
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If she's your wife then it'll feel incredible to you. Like how Ice Queens are warm and comfy to their husbands only.

>> No.19288185

>Ice Queens are warm and comfy to their husbands only.

Her mana radiation should make her husband enjoy being frozen.

>> No.19288189
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Ded dragon.

>> No.19288192

Did she eat herself to death?

>> No.19288202

The husband would gain immunity to cold thanks to her. Ice Queens can't leave their palaces so he's stuck with her in there forever.

>> No.19288208

Meaty Dragon

>> No.19288222

Bit fat

>> No.19288229

Cute dragon

>> No.19288239

My zombie dragon can't be this soft!

>> No.19288245

Would she go on a rampage if you call her fat?

>> No.19288249

Probably just giggle at you.

>> No.19288260
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Doesn't the dark elf do that?

>> No.19288274

Are dullahans undead or dark fae?
I bet a titania would know the answer to this.

>> No.19288286

I only know they're 生首オナホ's

>> No.19288292
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Profile says that they're undead.

>> No.19288294

Undead, I believe.

Nips always seem to interpret them as headless horsemen-style knights.

>> No.19288311

>Sweet, pure titania headpatting an edgy dullahan
>”Oh she was always dramatic, but her antics are so cute”
>”Mother, please”
>”Remember that time you refused to put your head on your neck and carried it around? You were so desperate to find love!”
>”It was so nice of that lich to help us have an undead knight fairy for a daughter. I wonder if she enjoyed that plate of cookies I gave her as thanks?”

>> No.19288318

Now I'm imagining a Lich eating those cookies without changing facial expressions.

>> No.19288320

>hundreds of miles and 150 years ago

>> No.19288322
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Would you rub lotion on her?

>> No.19288327

I bet she treats all the dark fae like they're just going through a "phase"

>> No.19288333

That's how the undead dragons are.

>> No.19288335

I really like dragons and the zombie ones are total cuties who deserve to get more love than they asked for.

>> No.19288337

I want to bully a chuuni Dullahan by giving her a lot of hugs and headpats and cheek rubs.

>> No.19288341

What's the best way to embarrass a Lich and get a reaction out of her?

>> No.19288344
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And here we see the mating dance of the wild wurm.

>> No.19288347 [SPOILER] 
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If you take a Devil tonthe beach, would she insist on putting lotion on you?

Would you return the favor?

>> No.19288366

Tell her that her oral technique is lacking while she's in the company of her fellow research partners

>> No.19288368

Damage her phylactery

>> No.19288378 [SPOILER] 
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How effective is this fertility ritual? Is it possible to learn this power?

>> No.19288379

Cumming on her phylactery or praising it a lot.

>> No.19288382

Not from the Order.

>> No.19288386

I want to artificially inseminate a Lich right before her eyes!

>> No.19288397

Which is better:
Being restrained by a big girl
Being restrained by a small girl

>> No.19288435

A Dragon Zombie would keep smiling at you and repeating how much she loves you in her cute slow undead voice even if you were violently fucking her without a single care for her safety.

>> No.19288437


>> No.19288444

>loli Lich
>X cm
>Y kg
>freely levitating in the air

>> No.19288453


>> No.19288454

A big girl using only her assets to pin you

>> No.19288469

OH SHIT ANON. Your waifu has just given birth! But something isn't quite right with this child! BECAUSE IT'S A HUMAN BOY! And the doctors have determined you're a genetic anomaly whose semen can cause mamono to give birth to human boys!

How does your waifu keep you all to herself from all the other mamono in the world?

>> No.19288480

don't do it anon.

>> No.19288482

Highly portable undead onahole complete with a lifetime of magical supplies to make each use more memorable than the last. Guaranteed extra silent.*
*Unless phylactery is broken

>> No.19288485

But she can't levitate if she's bent over a table...

>> No.19288487
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>> No.19288500

Poor vampire needs to take better care of her husband or else he'll cheat on her again.

>> No.19288510

That would raise too many damn questions to begin with.

>> No.19288519

First, wouldn't they be born as incubi, technically?
Second, tell no-one. Given my wife's magical specialties, NOBODY can find us if we don't want to be found. Individuals can be let in, however.
Third, the kids are free to leave once they're old enough. If it's an inheritable trait, awesome.

>> No.19288521

I told you not to do it.

>> No.19288527

I don't understand the problem.

>> No.19288528
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>People waking up to Baphos with baby fat tummies that're perfect for raspberries
So it begins.

>> No.19288530

Have I missed something? Dose he do this often?

>> No.19288537

It's clearly the redditor baiting you, the subject matter and the all caps are a dead giveaway.

>> No.19288548

We wouldn't keep it on the lowdown at all, in fact due to my Waifu being a Shog she could probably go full Geneticist and find exactly the anomaly necessary to solve the entire birthing crisis.
The issue here is that you're assuming that MGE Monsters have actual homewreckers going around.

>> No.19288551
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Flawless skin (and sometimes the licking thereof) is a big thing for me.
's why I like Barometz too.

>> No.19288554 [DELETED] 

I'm not a redditor. I'm just drunk and shitposting. But hey, maybe we'll see some interesting responses.

>> No.19288558

I think you're getting a bit paranoid anon. He hasn't done anything wrong yet.

>> No.19288565

Considering my waifu is a lich. There would be some serious experimentation going on after this.

>> No.19288578

Would a bapho be mad if you woke her from her nap with a raspberrie?

>> No.19288582

Oh I'm imagining a whole damn lot.
She doesn't need to be bent over a table if she can levitate in that position. You could be pounding her like a living, weightless onahole.

>> No.19288591

>she just deadpans to you
>"Could you at least move closer to the lab bench? I cannot reach it from this position."

>> No.19288597

Best choice is to get close enough so that she can grab onto it with her hands but not support her body with it.

>> No.19288598 [SPOILER] 
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Someone has a bone to pick with you...

>> No.19288615

Begone Bollocks

>> No.19288621

Not him.
Are you the same guy who keeps saying that to everyone or is this some new meme I don't get?

>> No.19288633

Bollocks has not posted here in years. It's just a meme

>> No.19288639

>he thinks only bollocks drinks

>> No.19288657

What you should be asking is how cute a baphomet gets when angry

>> No.19288670


>> No.19288707
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>When you tell an Ushi-Oni that the floor is lava

>> No.19288723
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I'd rather be bred by an elf

>> No.19288726
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What is your preferred level of smug?

>> No.19288733

There is no upper limit.

>> No.19288737

Kuu-dere smug is nice.

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>> No.19288748

Shit no-one in their right minds believes for 200, Alex.

>> No.19288755
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I got my patreon reward from Rtil, i really like how thicc he draws her tail.

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Black or white?

>> No.19288766
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>> No.19288771

Shog knows I love her and need nothing else

>> No.19288775

Always yuel she needs to be constantly pregnant and cum bloated

>> No.19288779

Damn that tail is meaty. Good stuff.

>> No.19288787

rata smug

>> No.19288791

Maximum +1.

>> No.19288799

>She doesn't need to be bent over a table if she can levitate in that position.
Yeah, bending her over things wouldn't even be necessary when you can do it in increasingly creative positions. Vertical mating press while standing up, doggystyle over nothing with her feet braced against your legs, etc.

>> No.19288811
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Imagine getting teased by a Rata. Imagine her manipulating you till you can't take it anymore. Imagine the look on her face when you snap and cuddle her tail until she's a quivering mess.

Then next week she's back, determined to get you to rape her properly this time.

>> No.19288840


makoto cosplay when

>> No.19288852

He's the most vocal about it

>> No.19288854
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Using your retarded nigger logic, sticking your dick in girl's ass is also gay.

>> No.19288855

When all her tail fluff goes to her chest instead

>> No.19288868

Which one?

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>> No.19288893

And KDF is the most vocal about Kobolds, doesn't mean he's the only one who likes them.
Plenty of people have talked about booze with satyros and oni stuff before.

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>> No.19288906
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>> No.19288914
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What does it mean when a kitsune makes the fox hand sign?

>> No.19288921

Damn. Two posts and I caused this. I should really shitpost more.

I'm not Bollocks. I'm a regular plain ass fucking anon who's never even namefagged.

>> No.19288922

She wants to have kits.

>> No.19288935

Mofu smug looks like something out of a Chuck Jones cartoon.

>> No.19288937

And a ^W^ to you too young lady.

>> No.19288946
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>> No.19288954

Is she looking at some big thick tofu?
She wouldn't look bad at Persona Makoto either.
It's too late to run.

>> No.19288955

It is gay and unsanity, yes.

>> No.19288964

Ice queens are able to leave their palaces, they just usually don't.

>> No.19288987

The competition between these two is really heating up.

>> No.19289006 [DELETED] 

>who's never even namefagged.
Step up your signposting game anon.

>> No.19289007

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>> No.19289009
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See? Not nearly enough fluff!
What am I supposed to do? Fondle her boods!? Sleep on her boobs!?

>> No.19289019

Makoto's tail is more than big enough to serve as a pillow.

But yes, you can and should sometimes sleep on her boobs.

>> No.19289053

You can choose between mating pressing her or being reverse mating pressed.

>> No.19289082

Considering my waifu is a dragon and I'd train to be strong as her we'd be absolutely fine. Though our little boy would be in quite the pickle with all the girls ready to have sex with him.

>> No.19289091
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We know that monster girls won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people who think things like "killing people is fun" or "causing others misfortune is fun". What would happen if an MG met a human woman with those qualities? Like a woman who marries wealthy men and kills them so she can keep their money. Would they just straight-up kill her, or would they trust MAMONO MANA to fix her?

>> No.19289105

Don't think it's been addressed in the settings. Women that are jerks get monsterized, but what monsters do to outright evil women hasn't been addressed.

Perhaps they get sent to that prison KC has mentioned to Japanese fans. Its run by one of the lilim, seems to be a place that irredeemably evil humans get sent.

>> No.19289300

Meh. I don’t want to consider things like that.

>> No.19289357
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They are consigned to a century in the Marshmallow cat pit, with the head Wurm supervisor. There they are taught humanity, restraint, compassion, self-sacrifice, and love, and are administered copious doses of Mamonobama to seal in the lessons.

>> No.19289377

>Sociopathic girl who murders cats and other pets for fun or the 'joy of proving my existence'
>Draws the ire of Bastet
>Gets transfigured into a cat until she can "Rank Up", so to speak, into a Nekomata
>Has to spend all of those years, unable to talk to people, completely isolated from everyone she ever knew in the form of a domestic house cat
>By the time she's finally freed from her forced isolation by the Goddess years, maybe even decades have gone by. Her friends, family, everybody has moved on or passed away.
>But then, one day, she finds him.
>The man she would eventually give her heart, and body to.

>> No.19289435
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>We know that monster girls won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people who think things like "killing people is fun" or "causing others misfortune is fun".
mge monstergirls wouldn't

>> No.19289442

>'joy of proving my existence'
is this sentence from some anime?
it sounds really familiar

>> No.19289479

It's hardly specific to one work.
Edgemasters of all kinds use it.

>> No.19289484
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I think that would be the case, mainly because the thought of irredeemably evil women getting away with their crimes scott-free rubs me the wrong way.

>> No.19289512

It's not a prison, it's hell, and I doubt they go there when almost all men get saved.

>> No.19289537

>irredeemably evil
“Evil is just a word. Under the skin, it's simple pain.”
― Eleanor Lamb

>> No.19289538

anon please

>> No.19289540

Marshmallow cat pit is too much for anyone to handle!

>> No.19289545

Dumb /monster/ degenerate.

>> No.19289589
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>le /monster/ boogeyman
They're just as big vanillafgs as we are.

>> No.19289605

Artist texts say the Wight and the Vampire are childhood friends.

>> No.19289608

Then maybe you should go back there

>> No.19289613
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>off-profile bunyip

>> No.19289634
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There's this art of her too.

>> No.19289636


>> No.19289638

Good is a point of view, Druella.

>> No.19289646

Is she goth

>> No.19289650

I wouldn't trust a single thing that nut said.

>> No.19289652

Source? SauceNAO gives me nothing.

>> No.19289657

This is genuinely terrible in every capacity.

>> No.19289679
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Part of the artist's name.
Greenmarine, at least I think. Probably hasn't got around to posting it on his tumblr yet.

>> No.19289703

>tumbler fatty
The end is here.

>> No.19289709
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>Australian man attempts to walk to the store

>> No.19289712

I want a shortstack fluffsnake

>> No.19289723

The fact that posters are eating this shit up is fucking sad. It's so depressing to see how far these threads have fallen.

>> No.19289724

Oh boy if you think that's a sign of the end you should avoid the most recent hellhound image at all costs.

>> No.19289731

There are multiple things wrong with this pic

>> No.19289737

>eating it up
No one's saying it's amazing, take the tinfoil off. The chibi one is bad but the full body by the other artist is fine.

>> No.19289738

Anon please go away.

>> No.19289749
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Looks fine to me.

>> No.19289751


>> No.19289765

No, they're not. The art is mediocre at best.

>> No.19289783

Not that. Pixiv ID 69391049, you've been warned.

>> No.19289786

Mediocre means fine.

>> No.19289800

Only to people with shit taste.

>> No.19289802

It's fine, it's leaps and bounds ahead of local drawfag sketches.

>> No.19289811
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Would you learn how to cook for your waifu?

>> No.19289815

I am speaking about the literal definition of the word "mediocre". It is a synonym for "fine". It means not good, but not offensive.

>> No.19289818

It's specifically taken from the mindset of Patrick Hockstetter from Stephen King's It. He believed he was the only 'real' person, and to prove it suffocated his baby brother in the crib since the idea of somebody else being 'real' was that much of a distressing thought to him. Sociopaths are also known to be nihilists, my dude.

>> No.19289820


A smile worth protecting.

>> No.19289821

>You'll never marry a Vampire who affectionately refers to you as her portable snack

>> No.19289822

I'd rather have local drawfags that can improve than tumblr trash

>> No.19289835

Nothing there

>> No.19289845

i prefer emergency ration

>> No.19289847

That's silly, both can improve and that specific artist has been improving.

>> No.19289851
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Put "hellhound" into the search bar then set the search to "Titles, Captions"

>> No.19289862

It's still tumblr cancer.

>> No.19289867

I've seen much worse

>> No.19289890

I heard that book literally had a part where a bunch of 12 year olds participate in an orgy.

>> No.19289891


>> No.19289895
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If they had the capacity for improvement, they never would've signed up to Tumblr in the first place.

>> No.19289904

It does. It takes place literally right after the Ritual of Chüd in 1958 where in order to "strengthen their bonds", the Losers run a train on Beverly in the grime and shit of the sewers. She only climaxes from Ben and Bill but the fact King has expressed regret writing it shows that he's still a fucking faggot.

>> No.19289911
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I believe the word you're looking for is "solipsists."

>> No.19289927

>She tries to constrict you when she gets flustered, but isn't long enough.
Too cute.

>> No.19289931
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everyone has to start somehwere

>> No.19289949
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>yfw you watch vr trap videos and wish you could be cute

>> No.19289954

Me on the left

>> No.19289956

>kuro has a tumblr
>barb has a tumblr
>nav has a tumblr
>barb and nav have shown improvement over the years and kuro is getting there
Everyone has the potential to improve regardless anon.
Exactly, if someone posted KC's old art out of context and no one knew who he was they'd get told to fuck off with their deviantart garbage. That's actually happened before when a newfag didn't recognise his work.

>> No.19289964

Wrong board faggot.

>> No.19289970


I wouldn't mind being her teacher's pet.

>> No.19289975

Not even sure what I expected.
I'm kind of interested how anyone could find that "sexy".

>> No.19289977

just keep at it .

>> No.19289987

She'd literally keep you on a leash and give you treats in exchange for tricks dude

>> No.19289989

Tumblr is just a website. A shit ton of artists that use 4chan have tumblrs.

>> No.19289990

Stupid fucking faggot.

>> No.19289992

Fuck off and hang yourself faggot.

>> No.19289993

>It's not a prison, it's hell, and I doubt they go there when almost all men get saved.

Except its my understanding that KC said that it isn't really Hell, its just named after it. Its an actual location in the setting, run by one of the important lilim KC gives special roles in the setting to.

>> No.19289997


Is ejaculation a trick?

>> No.19290001

How does she plan to use those Zombies in combat? Those poor things are just going to faceplant right out of the gate since they can't land on their feet.

>> No.19290007

Only if you can shoot particularly far, or hit a target
Or cum on command when she puts her palm out and says shake

>> No.19290008

Like >>19289993 said. From what we know it just a place called hell. And not actual hell.

>> No.19290014

Gothloli Zombie Dragon when?

>> No.19290017


I am considering my options.

>> No.19290023

Zombies might have low stats all across the board but they've got more resiliency than you could imagine.

>> No.19290029
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>What's wrong with spoiling your servant once in a while?

>> No.19290030

there was a Japanese succubus artist that I liked that has a deviantart account. At first i just assumed it was one of those people that trace or outright repost other peoples artwork as that's rampant there later I found out that was really his account.

>> No.19290041

>Anon falls asleep at work
>Anubis boss curses him with the Mummy curse
>She tickles him with a feather until he came everywhere

>> No.19290044

They are tanks. She got a few wheel skeletons and dullahans waiting for their turn.

>Lich shows up in the middle of the town during the night, looking all cool and mysterious
>Proclaims she'll transform the place if they don't give her a sacrifice for her experiment
>Decides to summon a few zombies just to show what she is capable of
>Zombies come out all at once and get stuck in the portal
>Lich has to go home that night, frustrated and wihtout a boyfriend

>> No.19290047

Can someone do a full green of this?

>> No.19290051

That face is horrid.

>> No.19290053

I don't blame him for falling into a wight's grasps. Everyone knows it's a monster wife's duty to protect her husband.

>> No.19290055

One day you'll get to be an alp, I believe in you.

>> No.19290057

>wheel skeletons

Such monstrosities do noy exist in MGE
but if they did, how would they work?

>> No.19290067

Not him, but if it's meant to be it's meant to be.

Just hope for a cute big sister.

>> No.19290073

skeletons on huge unicycle
If they run you over they have to take responsibility.

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>> No.19290076

>absolutely adorable face wasted on a fucking trap
It's not fair bros

>> No.19290084

Thank you for your kind words.

>> No.19290086

And for some reason, they call you fuckboi

>> No.19290093
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Remember that his actual feelings towards the vamp are unknown. He likes teasing her, though.

>> No.19290096

Kinda close?

>> No.19290097

Kind of disappointing. Given my experiences gitting gud, I'd assume they'd rape you WHILE running over you

>> No.19290098
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There's a time he defended her from a Dhampir. But he's a bully most of the time.

>> No.19290099

There's a few nice nip/filipino/malaysian artists on deviantart that copy the anime style quite well too. It's buried under an unbelievable amount of shit but it's there.

>> No.19290100

>Done gone rupaul

>> No.19290108

That's more insertion than teasing. I was thinking more on the denial side, until she finally decides to grant you release.

>> No.19290114

That's Junko Enoshima you fool.

>> No.19290130

Based on what I can tell from the machine-translations, when the Inari tried to seduce him and convince him to stay with her, she asked him why he spent his time with a woman who only insulted him.

He never gave a response, though. It's implied the Vamp showed up and rescued him.

>> No.19290131

I know, nincompoop.

>> No.19290133 [DELETED] 

>replying to it with anything other than "kill yourself"
>/v/eddit quality post
Kill yourself

>> No.19290137

>how dare you express the same opinion differently
ok kid

>> No.19290138

Effort and motivation required.

>> No.19290140

Tsunderes really need to step their game up with monster girls. Dragons and Vampires would be in deep trouble.

>> No.19290152

he's drawn things this thread may not agree on so probably best not to.

>> No.19290156
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Such salty onions!

>> No.19290165

I don't get why people dislike it so much. The fanbase is pretty annoying, but otherwise?

>> No.19290169

Whatever you say, avatarfag.

>> No.19290174

So...uhm...thighjobs yea or nay?

>> No.19290178

Oh fuck I never noticed those tan lines before. Hnnngggggg

>> No.19290188

Good eyes, Anon.

Now just image those nice big light patches just under her corset.

>> No.19290189

>fake brown

>> No.19290191
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This much active smug, but also post-coitus afterglow lazy smug.

>> No.19290192

Let's play a game:
>How to make them angry
>How they get revenge

Keep it sexy, fellas!

>> No.19290194

Could always just say the name but not link him, KC's drawn monster boys unrelated to MGE in the past and various artists these threads still love have drawn futa at some point. As long as he has relevant content that isn't like that it's fine.

>> No.19290205

If Nooks like Monopoly, what girl would like Scrabble? Hakutakus? Wurms?

>> No.19290221

Confiscate her weapon because I'm tired of her shit!
She ambushes me when I come home from work, trashes my house while we're engaged in combat, and then teases me like a Nacho while I'm attempting to discipline her.

>> No.19290222

if you decide to look for more of his stuff that's on you.

>> No.19290225

Just imagine a gyaru Cheshire getting offended if you imply she got a spray on tan instead of the weeks of dedication at the beach she spent perfecting her natural tan.
Imagine going on a date with a Gyaru Cheshire only to learn that this is her first date too and her lewd confidence hid the fact that she's had an enormous crush on you since grade school.

>> No.19290226

Not so, power sluts would still flock to them in droves.

Just don't play with nerd birds. They memorized the dictionary.

>> No.19290235

I'm having an easier time imaging stripping her out of said corset.

>> No.19290243

Oh him, no worries anon I know which artist that is. Shame about his other stuff but the succubutts he draws are nice.

>> No.19290247
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I wanna introduce an Unagi Joro to anal!

>> No.19290250

If it's an Unagi Jojo, you'd slip and slide into it without intending to fuck her ass, but she'd end up loving it.

>> No.19290251

No matter how hard you try it's not going in unless she wants it.

>> No.19290252
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>Wearing a rubber suit sonshe can't shock you

She acts incredibly lewd to get you painfully hard. When you finally succumb to temptation and take of the suit, she shocks you to successive orgasms.

>> No.19290260

Whore eel, the flow kelp looks much nicer.

>> No.19290262
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I want a tusndere Lich.

>> No.19290267

She wore those spats on purpose.

>> No.19290270

If you try from behind, you'll just end up getting hotdogged. Try from the front and you slide into her pussy.

Eventually, she lets you stick it there out of pity...

Only to drain you dry. You come to in bed, with the smell of her cooking wafting through the air. She reminds you that her slime boosts vitality, and that her vagina would feel even better.

>> No.19290271
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But the flow kelp can't give you full-body hugs.

>> No.19290288

It appears that she wants to prone boned.

>> No.19290292

Those aren't spats

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>rubber suit
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.19290298

If the Flow Kelp is properly hydrated then I think she can.

>> No.19290308
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>You keep getting their names wrong

>They ambush you just like when you first met
>They then tie you up and blindfold you
>Each uses their own unique skill set to get you painfully erect, sometimes involving multiple girls before halting
>They only let you cum if you can tell them, by name and in order, what acts were performed and by whom.

>Naturally, this continues until they are satisfied and certain you won't ever mix them up again

>> No.19290311
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THICC eel body > skinny leaves.

>> No.19290312

>No mention of Kobolds
Just jumping at shadows, eh?

>> No.19290316

Thicc wife, would NTR

>> No.19290356

Fuck off bollocks

>> No.19290370

Crow Tengu.
By publishing a sickeningly mushy book on how much you love her full of secrets.
For that, she'll assault you for inspiration for her next story "The husband who didn't know any better and his punishment"

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>Damage her phylactery and bully her as she is ravaged by all the pleasure spells she had on herself

>No longer constrained by her phylactery, her kuu persona dissipates entirely.
>Completely overcome by lust, she unleashes her entire arsenal of lewd arts on your body, no longer caring about studying the results.
>She intends to drain you dry as completely as possible, only to restore you vitality with various potions sonshe can do it again.
>Naturally, it will involve her making use of her body as well so she can be satisfied several times over, too.

>> No.19290384

More details on the punishment, please

>> No.19290392

>Call her a trap
>She calls you gay while giving you a bitejob

>> No.19290401
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>taking the bait

>> No.19290410

>getting driedfished only to get resurrected so she can do it all over again

How horrifying

>> No.19290413
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What kind of punishment?
Orgasm denial or drainig dry?
Feather play?
Talon jobs?
Predator-prey ambushes?
A bit of role-playing where she's a hungry crow and your cock is a tasty little worm?

>> No.19290425

When it's all over, you and her need to get right back to work restocking ALL of her potions.

Hope you remember what the untested ones did. She wasn't taking notes.

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Left or right?

>> No.19290449

Aside from raping you really hard i can't imagine what a dragon would do if you accidentally spent her collectors edition gold coins.

>> No.19290453


>> No.19290455 [DELETED] 

"I will kill as many people as I have to as long as you are one of them."
-tfs vegeta

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>> No.19290460

Straps you to her chest ao you're inside of her while she flys from town to town, replenishing her hoard.

Needless to say, she takes great pride in showing her friends what she did to you.

Also, sometimes she motorboats you while bouncing about on your shaft.

>> No.19290462

>Decide to bully your Lich boss by cracking her Phylactery and feeling her up for all the experiments she did on you.
>Try to avoid giggling to yourself as you sneak up behind her and fondle her.
>After a few seconds she spins around and tackles you to the ground, holding you by your neck.
>As her other hand tears off your shirt she leans in to your ear
>"You shameless little slut, you think it's funny to tease me all the time? Is that why you moan and make those slutty little faces whenever I work on you, because you it'll interest me but I can't act on that excitement? Well good news then, I'll rape you as long and hard as I want until you learn to stop being such a fucking tease"

>> No.19290478

She's gonna summon up a mass of tentacles to hold you down and stroke all over your body. Then she'll use a doppelganger spell to sit on your face and pole at the same time.

And you best remember to lick and move those hips, or she'll have to improvise there, too.

And that's only the first 15 orgasms

>> No.19290479

I think I'd rather just get as far away from that psycho as soon as possible.

>> No.19290489

I'm sure her Wight friend will stop by to remind her humans need rest.

Also your body remembers the pleasure far too well. No amount of masturbation can satisfy you, and no other woman can make you hard after that.

>> No.19290493

>You really want me to sit on you in my original form, don't you?

>> No.19290498

Left all day everyday. Those horns, socks and face are topo good, though her friend/sister could watch as masturbate as we breed.

>> No.19290504

I'll take the risk.

>> No.19290507

She knows your weakpoints, so anything that drives you wild and makes for a good story. As you're as you're exhausted, in need of a shower, and embarrassed of what she'll publish, she'll be satisfied.

>> No.19290508

I don't know anon. I feel like my dragon would throw me down on the ground, step on my face and use her tail to make me edge over and over again until I praised her a lot and begged for forgiveness and release. She'd need a lot of pampering to go back to her usual self too.

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>> No.19290572

Their gimmick is all about critical fails right? You could always do the “Wrong Hole!” hentai trope.

>> No.19290591


>Go out in public with her and keep gushing in front of her friends about how cute she is and the noises she makes when you dom her

>She pounces
>Turns just enough of you to stone to keep you from escaping
>Wraps herself about your waist and begins stroking you off with her tail
>Fierce makeout session while her hair snakes lick your nech and nip at your ears
>Just before you cum, she petrifies enough of your member to keep stop it while still allowing you to feel her ministrations
>She goes through her arsenal of tonguejobs, blowjobs, etc.
>Finally lets you cum inside her after your reduced to a quivering mess, barely able to mouth the words "I'm sorry"
>"I know you are" she says as you explode inside her
>"But snakes mate for a very VERY long time"
>"Good luck, hubby!"

>> No.19290597

is it wrong if my favorite feature of her is her beauty mark?

>> No.19290620

>step on my face and use her tail to make me edge over and over again
Yes please.

>> No.19290714
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Would an anubis be into philosophy?

>> No.19290726
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Alright, who took wock-chan's drink?

>> No.19290744

Second Commission set from inioli is finished!


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>> No.19290757

Anon no a dragon's feet would be dirty they don't wear shoes.

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>> No.19290913
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All hail the Pharaoh!

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Succubus Notebook says that succubi never get dirty, so I assume it'd be the same for other monsters.

>> No.19290930

Nice, those outfits work great with each of them.

>> No.19290946

Joke's on you anon. I'd clear our lair so much kikis would accept me as one of theirs and I'd end up having to massage and oil her scales pretty often too so they'd be shinning.
There is also the other post too.

>> No.19290951

Gazer-chan seems to be the usual suspect

>> No.19290953

I will never not like the normal mouse daughter. Top tier stuff as always.

>> No.19290973

More specifically they don't get dirty to the point that it tarnishes their beauty.

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Maybe when she's a little older.

On the side, are Pharaoh daughters still technically pharaohs?

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I refuse.

>> No.19291006

That's one sweaty daughteru.

>> No.19291012
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Can't we just get along?

>> No.19291031

I want to fuck your daughters.

No offense.

>> No.19291080

It'll never not make me uncomfortable reading comments like these, but I understand. I did try to make them as appealing as possible to my tastes, it only makes sense there will be others out there with those tastes as well.

I want to spoil her after she carries her volleyball and track-n-field teams to victory! And also lick the sweat off her body.

Thank you!!!

>> No.19291084

It's only normal to want to fuck hot girls.

>> No.19291126

Dude, those thoughts are fine but telling the guy that is weird.
>And also lick the sweat off her body.
Good shit, sweat play is pretty great.

>> No.19291136
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What's she gonna do?

>> No.19291155

That one is too young to hail but the right age to rail.

>> No.19291163

They're of the "pharaoh" race even if they don't hold a "pharaoh" rank.

>> No.19291175
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Goth moth.

>> No.19291178

She's indecent. She better some a shirt on right now.

>> No.19291197

>some a shirt

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>> No.19291213

Put on a shirt after taking a bath.

>> No.19291243

Casually fingering your lich wife

>> No.19291268

Please do not casually finger my wife, she's doing experiments.

>> No.19291272
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Lewd swimwear!

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>> No.19291277
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I like dolphins,

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>> No.19291297

Oh, he gave the lamprey mermaid the circular gill slits that lampreys have. Nice attention to detail there.

>> No.19291298 [DELETED] 

Cuckhorse REEEEEEEE!
Damn you Reddit!
I have a small PENIS!

>> No.19291306

Leech is so good

>> No.19291318

uhhhh...you okay there bud?

>> No.19291321

Oh hey, it's the girls who people actually like.

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>> No.19291329

they have internet in the rape coves?

>> No.19291330

It's just mermaidspammer, he's mad people aren't putting up with his bullshit anymore don't mind him.
Don't give him any attention actually.

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maybe but I do know she wouldn't be into posting the same post every thread

>> No.19291342

Well that's because Crabman hasn't gotten around to ruining them.

>> No.19291355

For whatever reason, this image is putting the vivid mental image of an Anubis aloofly offering to teach her childhood friend how to please a woman.
Of course, during said "practice" sex she'll end up calling him "darling" and it'll all spiral into sloppy kissing and mating presses from there.

>> No.19291357


I'm glad they're back. I adored the lamprey girl.

>> No.19291365

Right, I prefer left’s horns, but there’s just something charming about right that I can’t quite place.

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Friendly reminder that it's not necrophilia if they're still moving.

>> No.19291371

Leech girl probably is the best cuddler, but Mosquito girl probably would be the best at sucking dick.

>> No.19291387


I'm not big on labels when it comes to sex anyway.

>> No.19291393

I don't know anon, that needle mosquito girl has in her mouth is a real turnoff for that. Besides, the way lamprey sucked on Kimihito's fingers was quite a display of oral skills.

>> No.19291402

Oh right, that. Probably a huge buttslut then.
Just imagine how light she must be and how easily you could just pump her entire body up and down.

>> No.19291407

>it's not necrophilia
But that's half the fun!

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Yeah dude.

>> No.19291428

She keeps stripping down at every opportunity this chapter.

>> No.19291439

Leech is by far the best of the three.
Who cares if she's got a penis..

>> No.19291442

Wait, is it an omake or an actual new chapter?

>> No.19291444

Fuck right off Bollocks, we know she was referring to something else.

>> No.19291451

Actual chapter focusing entirely around the four bloodsuckers.

>> No.19291456

I like this connection

>> No.19291477

>Another chapter featuring different monstergirls
Will it ever go back to Mel and the other girls

>> No.19291478

Based on her posturing, hand positioning, and spunky demeanor, I’d say tickle attack.

>> No.19291482
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Tundra bunyip incoming.

>> No.19291493

You got memed on.

>> No.19291514

Sub was the prophet all along.
Now if only KC could do a fox as good as Kiri.

>> No.19291533

Sounds good, but not really punishing

>> No.19291534 [SPOILER] 
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diaM sihT tsurT t'noD

>> No.19291542


Raws here. Not my upload. Also, site is shit so the pages may not load.

>> No.19291549

>She's indecent
It can't be helped. Young undead and young members of species that have the "older girl" style in their profiles are super indecent, and Pharaoh belongs in both categories.

>> No.19291574

Well she's not going around looking like that.

>> No.19291583
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Red or blue?

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I wonder what sex with the warrior Lilim would be like?
High impact sexual violence is guaranteed but I wonder if she'll be one of those types that wants you to try pushing her down and having her.

>> No.19291599

She put all her points in STR/DEX to use all the weapons. So she has no RES or END.

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>> No.19291619

I'll take both.

>> No.19291627

Would oberon be a seperate MG?
Or a title given to a titania's husband?

>> No.19291630
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Did Crabman ever answer this question?

>> No.19291632

You know those hentais with the tough/ stern girl that lets you the sweetest voice when the right spot is hit?

Its probably like that, the could be a tough as nails woman in battle and lilim diplomacy stuff but a complete cinnamon roll in bed.

>> No.19291635

I'd imagine that Oberon is a folk tale character that every Titania hears about when they're young from the story of his romance with the original Titania.
Imagine a Titania holding you close and calling you "My Oberon".

>> No.19291636

Cold undead pussy!

>> No.19291637

Go ask /c/

>> No.19291653

Might as well go to /a/. They have a thread up at the moment.

Lurkin' to see how long it lasts.

>> No.19291657

Blue, easily.

>> No.19291673

I'll never understand why you fuckers like Beast's steelim so much.

>> No.19291685

How hairy are Kitsune, downstairs?

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>> No.19291716

What monster girl would live the Literary Lifestyle with me?

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>> No.19291728

How hairy are satyros?

>> No.19291735

Somewhere between not and very

>> No.19291763
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Any good Baphomet stories out there? Preferably lewd.

>> No.19291765

Losenis may have one, there's bound to be one on TFT, Moose has whatever the fuck is going on in his story.

>> No.19291797

Shortstack bunyips are adorable!

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>Shortstack Yip
>She tries to say 'hi' to her crush
>He sees her first
>'Hi there!'
>Gets too flustered, immediate paizuri blowjob

>> No.19291852

It would be cute to see her trying to catch an agile anon and failing everytime, making her so desperate she blacks out.

>> No.19291853

Well that escalated quickly

>> No.19291862

It's all the meat.
It throws them off

Adorable, going to fluff her hair

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>YWN feel a satyros wrap her fluffy thighs around your waist while you mating press her

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There's either awkward cuteness or rape. There is no in-between.

>> No.19291880

Complex is the only great bapho story out there.

>> No.19291882

It’s like if an Ushi Oni stammered and blushed.

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I'm gonna hide all her notes for the big story she's been working on, and there's nothing she can do about it!

Also, I'll cum on her tail.

>> No.19291893

Why are kikis so good?

>> No.19291911

Meido a shit.
Change my mind.

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Words are hard, okay? Why waste time with words when you can just get to the point and yip the bun?

>> No.19291921

They make your life comfier.

>> No.19291926
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Sure, hold still.

>> No.19291927

Broadcast your embarassing chunni moments you had during middle school or something.

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If you insist.

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>> No.19291936

But that's a nurse.

>> No.19291940

Ah, it's been a long time since I last talked about squishyflayers.
They are really cute and make good adopterus.

>> No.19291946

>Finger paints in eldritch
Papa better have a killer will save

>> No.19291957

Who's good at taking readings from your brain.

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>little mindflayer, tritonia, and kraken
How does one resist the urge to squeeze?

>> No.19291967

too much squish

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So it has been! How'd you convince her dense childhood friend to confess to her before she flays him?

You don't, they enjoy it.

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Best dragon.

>> No.19291996

The trick is to squeeze them in order to relieve strees and gain sanity.

But they are made to be squished. I remember a dream I had where I got a shitload of them and use some as pillows and others as blankets.

I don't! Flaying a bit is part of growing up so not letting them do it is bad.

>> No.19292003

>Also, I'll cum on her tail.
At least you're making it up to her preemptively.

>> No.19292007

>Squishing regains sanity
So they enjoy it because it keeps their husbands sane!
Truly wondrous creatures

>> No.19292014

>call her old
>she makes it rain lightly nonstop for months

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>> No.19292025

Absolutely every day
Plus a Monster Wife wouldn't leave me for someone else out of the blue, right?

>> No.19292028

That they are. Something I'd definitely try to do with my squishies would be gathering them around in a circle and then linking their mindraping tentacles together. After that I'd give them a good press so they feel squish^600

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Enjoy your three-day vacation.

>> No.19292034

As in, localized just above you with a little raincolud?

>> No.19292036

They wouldn't, that's the beauty of them.

>> No.19292039

If you get a rain cloud above you when she’s bullying you, what do you get when she’s masturbating to the thought of you?

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Personally I don't see enough definition in it to be ban-worthy, but whatever.

>> No.19292043


Toskrs are the perfect size for picking up and fucking.

>> No.19292058

Torrential downpour, obviously.

>> No.19292060

That they are.
I need mine with plenty of meat because of that.

>> No.19292082

Imagine that rain cloud follows you indoors. The Ryu would probably make it go away if you apologize.

>> No.19292084
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Thick, full bush. The loli foxes also have a full bush, possibly even thicker than their aras. Soft and excellent for resting your head on. Does this answer your question?

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>Gomenasai, my name is Sarah-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian ningyo (mermaid for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zipangese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Zipangese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Zipangese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
>When I get my Zipangese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
>I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Zipangu , so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Zipangese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>Wish me luck in Zipangu!

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>Valentine's day rolls around.
>She gets you more chocolate then you onow what do with.
>All day long she jumps you when you least expect it
>She the force feeds you aphrodisiac laced chocolate
>By hand
>Making sure you suck on her little fingers just a bit
>Once the aphrodisiacs kick in, she hightails it out of there
>She makes sure you get an eyeful of her fluff as she runs away
>Then she leaves you blue balled until your next encounter.

This continues for a month until she makes you return the favor on White Day

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They have waterproof tablets?

That squirrel will get forcefully bred in each and every one of her holes.

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>waterproof tablets
Sea Bishops can use magic to make things waterproof. Like this guy's suit.

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>waterproof tablets
Poisedon's magic keeps them working.

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[curious gremlin noises]

>> No.19292121

You fiend! What have you done with Automa-nee!?

>> No.19292126

Automanee is getting matron upgrades

>> No.19292128
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She's been upgraded.

>> No.19292131

But now she looks worse!

>> No.19292137 [DELETED] 

That face

>> No.19292157

leg lock
leg lock!
leg lock!!

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>> No.19292207

But what if my waifu doesn't have legs!

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>> No.19292231
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>Old art

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River Monsters: The Unrated Version.

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>> No.19292256

Imagine getting a lap pillow from her
Also a lap dance from her. Is that even possible?

>> No.19292279
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Would you take dance lessons from her?

>> No.19292297

I wouldn't ever dance

>> No.19292299
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Danger: actual physical cancer.

>> No.19292301

Soggy fluff doesn't look pleasant. Why do they stay in the water so much?

>> No.19292309

I don't dance, so I'll save my money.

>> No.19292325

Water helps them hide could be one reason. Besides, their fluff isn't really effected by water, remaining as fluffy and comfortable no matter how much it is exposed to.

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How to turn thots into loving wives.

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Anon the way you are lashing out makes me think you aren't attacking me,but you're attacking yourself,almost like you're trying to project your insecurities onto me

>> No.19292330

Read the profile. The fluff is waterproof.

>> No.19292335

Fuck off /co/umblr.

>> No.19292338

Nice samefaging

>> No.19292340

>replying to an 11 hour old post
>off-topic image
Fuck off back where you came from.

>> No.19292341

Why would I need to?

>> No.19292344

Yeti leglock as she hugs you tight so there's no escape

>> No.19292346

It's never too late to reply anon

>> No.19292357

I want a nacho to hold me tight with her legs in the lotus position

>> No.19292365

How would physically weak girls keep you from
pulling out?

>> No.19292369

Asking adorably?

>> No.19292373

This >>19292369

>> No.19292376 [DELETED] 

Nice response

>> No.19292384
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Spiked beverages before hand.


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Exactly. Imagine having your wife beneath you, looking up at you with a heavy blush and begging eyes as she desperately pleads "Please cum in me! Please!" straight into your ear, interspersed by her cute moans and sighs. I think no matter how strong your resolve, no one could resist that.

>> No.19292388

Even a physically weak monster girl can have a strong vagina. Fear of harming a fairly delicate part of himself in the process would probably give most guys second thoughts about pulling out before she is ready to release him.

Alternatively he may find himself in the position manticores like to put their men in, wherein even if he can pull out it feels so good that he can't bring himself to do it before cumming.

>> No.19292401

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure that your alraunes and other plant girls are given proper shade.
They get cranky if they have to move themselves.

>> No.19292409

>dance lessons from a Wight
>she corrects your stance because you should stand closer. Even closer.
>apparently you're supposed hold her in a determined manner "like you mean it"
>she always seems to word things ambiguously, you're not sure if it sounds like she's talking about dancing or something entirely different

>> No.19292419

>When you mess up, you can feel her hands press into you
>She says if try your best, she'll show you what she can really do

>> No.19292423

I wanna a strongfat MG to pin me down and violate my mouth with her tongue!

>> No.19292426 [SPOILER] 
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This was no boat accident.

>> No.19292431
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>Employing guerrilla tactics to ambush you around the clock.
No doubt she's coordinating with other Ratatoskrs to determine your daily schedule and likely location. Also, in order to procure highly potent aphrodisiacs and other drugs to keep you from striking back.

That's one determined Rata.

>> No.19292441

I just couldn't believe it, a succubus human supremacist.

>> No.19292443

>all this trouble for a squirrel
Ehh, I'll just fuck some other girl. The sheep down the street seems pretty into me.

>> No.19292455

Agreed, if she's just gonna leave at that point then I'll find some other girl, she really didn't think about this at all did she.

>> No.19292456


It has to be Rata-chan. Accept no substitutes.

>> No.19292466

I just want a meaty, shortstack rata to use as a daiki

>> No.19292476


>> No.19292479

Any good doppelganger stories? I think the parts where the husband first meets the true form would be really sweet.

>> No.19292492

That's why you gotta plan ahead! Prepare for one of her attacks, force her down, and fondle her tail till she's a quivering wreck.

Don't forget to grab a handful of that ass while your at it, and french her too. Attack her any way you see fit!

>> No.19292519

>her instructions and other talk would give someone overhearing the lesson a very different picture of what you're doing
>when you do good and keep getting it right, her blush deepens and her tone of voice gets increasingly inappropriate

>> No.19292609

Can you even get a Skullgreymon in Digimon World?

>> No.19292640

nacho would be perfect for rory cosplay

>> No.19292646

Oh god, rory=loli

I totally get it now!

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>> No.19292658

bahaha panty eyepatch

>> No.19292683

Semen, Sally, semen~

>> No.19292685
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I love my dog.

>> No.19292686

We need more monstergirls in shiny skintight superhero outfits.

>> No.19292688

I love your dog too

>> No.19292700

That's a big dog.

>> No.19292707


Yes, yes, we all love anon's dog.

>> No.19292712

Wow, anon's dog sure is easy.

>> No.19292722

Dogs are super cute anon!

I wholeheartedly agree anon, if I could find the right artist I want to commission something along these lines.

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Would you let her join your party?

>> No.19292736

Kobolds are good girls. I wonder if they'd fall for the fake throw trick, but trying it would be too mean.

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Cosmic awareness achieved?
Ever party needs a spellcaster.

>> No.19292746

I'm sure younger ones would. I imagine if you fooled an adult one with it she'd be super embarrassed.

>> No.19292748

No Anon, mean would be vacuums

>> No.19292752

I want to do the peanut butter trick with a Kobold.

>> No.19292758

>fool a large breed Kobold with a fake throw
>she knocks you down and rapes you

>> No.19292759

>dog is acting all picky and not eating again
>bring out the vacuum
>dog gobbles the bowl empty immediately
Does she think the vacuum is going to eat her food or what?

>> No.19292764

>You will never have a kobold WHARRGARBL you ejaculation
I’m not sure if I want that or this:

>> No.19292765


If I'm the healbitch and she's an offensive caster, that's two mages between us. That's fine, but any more than that would compromise the composition. I'd rather the next couple spots be filled with melee fighters, the risk/reward for going full glass cannon is too skewed towards risk unless you really know what you're doing.

Alternatively, we can all be healers and heal each other, because that's never gone wrong before.

>> No.19292772

You know how in video games, you eat like a whole wheel of cheese before taking on the boss? It’s like that.

>> No.19292773

Kikimoras are a type of wolf, right? Maybe the reason they use brooms and dusters instead of vacuums is because they inherited the fear.

>> No.19292778

>Just a wheel
Anon, I eat all the cheese, okay?
All the cheese

>> No.19292780
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This is your rogue for tonight. Say something nice about her.

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>> No.19292786


She's more alive than the last rogue I worked with.

>> No.19292791

easy on the sake.

>> No.19292797

>f I could find the right artist I want to commission something along these lines.
which girls?

>> No.19292799


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Sorry. Is this more to your liking puny human-boy?

>> No.19292807
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Fact: Even big cats like belly rubs.

>> No.19292811

I don't know anon, my cat get's all bitey and mad whenever I get too close to her belly.

>> No.19292812

>rubbing a cat's belly

>> No.19292815


>> No.19292823

>kobold wife is happily snoozing in a sunbeam
>you hope you can get a little cleaning done, she is shedding everywhere since it's springtime
>the second you turn on the vacuum, she leaps up from her nap, tackles you to hide you somewhere safe, gets between you and the vacuum to protect you and begins angrily barking at it
>eventually realizes it's just the vacuum again and sheepishly apologizes
She's just trying to protect you from the monster. Those instincts are hard to fight.

>> No.19292831

This is why cats are better. Cats don't react to the vacuum.

>> No.19292840

I had a cat who was terrified of them anon.

>> No.19292842

I should have known, you fuckin nerd.

>> No.19292849 [SPOILER] 
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your dog really loves you too

>> No.19292852

Your cat was a pussy.

>> No.19292855


She's probably just being tsundere, you fucking baka.

>> No.19292859

And yet, they'll jump from a zucchini placed behind them

>> No.19292860

Spank that cat!

>> No.19292866
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Loli onis!

>> No.19292867

Is this the only way to get revenge on a smug cheshire?

>> No.19292868

Anon please. I'm not the biggest out there but I'll admit my power level is pretty high.

>> No.19292870
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She really really loves you

>> No.19292872

only two rubs as per protocol or they will attack

>> No.19292882

messy lolis with drippy popsicles

>> No.19292883


Unlike Shuten, Ibaraki is definitely a maiden.

>> No.19292886

she could stand to have more floof but that licking is very sensual

>> No.19292889

>your big fit monstergirl waifu will never get home from a long day at work
>you'll never greet her with a home cooked dinner and massage
>you'll never flop back onto the bed for sexy times expecting her to just mount you and take control
>she'll never pull you to a sitting position on the edge of the bed and then mount you in the lotus position
>she'll never slowly ride you while deeply kissing you at the same time, her arms slowly wrapping tightly around you
>you'll never fall asleep in her arms, with her holding you even tighter than normal against her body

Spoiling your hardworking monstergirl wife is an important job for a husband. She works hard! Support your wives, anons!

>> No.19292904

I finally found my ammunition against those smug Cheshires

Too bad when she jumps back in fright she would instinctively launch her ass backwards in to my face, can't ever beat the Cheshire

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Your Tanuki landlord has come to collect her rent!

>> No.19292906

That is truly the dream anon, being there for my waifu's every want and need after she gets home from work would be one of my greatest pleasures. My waifu is small and soft though, but she works very hard!

>> No.19292908

she can go ahead and evict me fuck that

>> No.19292911

That didn't last long. Is she in foreclosure?

>> No.19292916


Something is off about this picture. Hmm. Oh, Mami doesn't have her glasses.

>> No.19292923

Becoming a thicc Tanuki's boy toy to pay off rent!

>> No.19292936

Nightgaunts getting flustered and playing with their goo while watching a FlexSeal commercial!

>> No.19292937

Act like they’re not there.
Literal bondage and milking until you apologize with your sweet sweet mana.

>> No.19292940
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>Losenis may have one
I don't, but I've been commissioned to write one soon. As long as FBI doesn't kick down my door.

>> No.19292942

Anon that's weird.

>> No.19292951

Would a kunoichi be more offended if you acted like they weren't there when visible, or acted like you could see them when they were hiding?

>> No.19292959

They are quite peculiar little succubi aren't they?

>> No.19292963

I want a minotaur to slap me in the face!

>> No.19292969
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Is there any way to escape from this situation?

>> No.19292976

Tie her tail to a pole and run away.

>> No.19292980

Find a stump

>> No.19292989

Ask her for her hand in marriage before you'll have sex, that'll teach her!

>> No.19293008

Sex is a marriage proposal in MGE.

>> No.19293011

show her your micropenis

>> No.19293018

Could make some great clothes with that then.

>> No.19293020
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Dark Elves would end developing powerful arms and shoulders from handling all those whips and paddles, wouldn't they?

>> No.19293022

Grab horns, it's the only way.

>> No.19293030

I know nothing about fitness, but it seems like no resistance wouldn't do anything

>> No.19293035

>Don't act embarrassed. Whip it out and flatly say "Yeah. So you gonna suck it or am I gonna have to find some other slut?"

>> No.19293037

>I know nothing about fitness
That's right, you don't.

>> No.19293078 [SPOILER] 
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Don't forget that it's your legal, civic, moral, and religious duty to impregnate as many Elves as you're able to.

>> No.19293130

don't ruin elves with a trash fetish

>> No.19293131

The only trash here is your tastes anon

>> No.19293136

i'm sorry but you made a post revealing that everybody else is better than you

>> No.19293144

I want a minotaur to lovingly hold me after punch me in the stomach!

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>> No.19293157

BDSM and Dark Elves go hand in hand though.
Burning passion?

>> No.19293163

>Burning passion?

She's going to have to use 'That'!

>> No.19293169

>Salamander needs a power-up
>fuses with Ignis

>> No.19293170

Oh no! A wild Charizard!
I choose you Ryu!

>> No.19293174

You don't have enough badges to command Ryu! You stink, loser! Now watch Gary pet some fluffy tail!

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>> No.19293186

I was thinking more the Digimon kind of fusion without the silly dances.

>> No.19293327
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Honey you forgot your lunch at home!

>> No.19293351

Ah! I'm being haunted!

>> No.19293356
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>tfw no minamoto ochi momster

>> No.19293361

Who you gonna call?

>> No.19293364
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Pick one.

>> No.19293368

Second from the left. I want her to stomp on me and call me a pervert.

>> No.19293370

Twintailed vampire every time.

>> No.19293381


>> No.19293398

100 kg jiujitsu reversal

>> No.19293432

Renge will never have a game though.

>> No.19293443

i don't even know who any of these girls are i just want her to make me cum inside with that fierce stare

>> No.19293525
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You and your witch neighbour stand before the Marsh-Mellowest of Cats. What brings you two to its court, so far from home?

>> No.19293533

Oh wise kitty
Who art so soft to the touch
A tiny bug, a Faerie of some sort
Hath taken mine wife's needle
And is using it as a sword
To take war to all things within the hollow of a tree
That is in our backyard
The racket is awful
Please help

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>Nyaa nyaa nya, nyaa nya nyaa nyaa nya, nyaa nyaa nya nyaa nya.
I think it's telling you to capture them using alcohol as bait and then deal with them afterwards.

>> No.19293541


But why?

>> No.19293558

Why on earth would you share?

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Thank you wise cat
Who art so soft to the touch
As payment for thine advice
I leave thee a mouse
Do what thou wilt

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>> No.19293585
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Balls deep in a loli Inari who's actually a cake who knows your sexual preferences

>> No.19293597
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>Nyaaaaaaa? Nyaa nyaa nyaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The Great Cat is amused by your tribute, but has no need for an advisor, no matter how wise. Perhaps he will send her to a friend of yours, to act as a guide and guardian, just as his cat fairies have done.

>> No.19293600

This is a wonderful and magical realm. Too bad I have to wake up from such a pleasant dream and go buy a new buss pass.

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>> No.19293621

i want to stuff her anus

>> No.19293624

Does she know that her tail is pushing her dress up? That I can see her butt?

>> No.19293627

>questioning degeneracy on /d/
Besides it's not even the most degenerate MGE image to come from that board. There's been ntr of an anubis getting fucked by dogs and a holst getting impregnated by horses.

At least you can pretend the demon one is a husband using doppelganger potions.

>> No.19293644
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Be careful of big girls on your journey!

>> No.19293646

Not like bestiality isn't a thing in MGE canon.

>> No.19293654

she's doing it on purpose its a cake trap

>> No.19293659

That reminds me, what would happen if any of that stuff that transforms men like that was used by a monster girl instead?

>> No.19293675

That could be pretty useful actually, she could use it to stalk her husband when he's at work.

>> No.19293684

With the drawback of her most likely also raping the husband in that form if the description is anything to go by. So, probably not a good idea.

>> No.19293707
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If a Dragon wanted you to steal something for her, what kind of team would you put together?
The item in question is a book of which only two copies exist in the world. Go.

>> No.19293756

A weird Paladin-chan who wants to eat everything they find
A wise dwarf who's a wonderful cook
A wily, roguish goblin who's actually middle aged
A suspicious Elf who's well versed in the Dark Arts
A feral werecat can join us too

>> No.19293763

A librarian Arachne.
A librarian Crow Tengu.
A librarian Hakutaku.
A librarian Tanuki.
An Ittan-Momen that runs a photocopy shop.
That book was reference only, and the other book is for the archives!

>> No.19293775

I don't understand this Paladin.
I like the way you think.

>> No.19293795
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Mono-party lineups are my jam. My plan B is an entire eyrie of loli dragon-types. They'll cajole, threaten, attempt to intimidate, fail badly at sneaking and ultimately cry so hard the thief will have no choice to give the story book back.

The book is the first edition of The Terrifying Brave Man who Mere'd Bahamut and Tiamat: for ages 5 and younger. Kept at the Central Library of Wintersburg as a historical treasure.

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This tale pleases me.

>> No.19293811

Why are Phantoms so sexy?

>> No.19293815

Phantom of music: hide no longer!
Stay by my side, guide me!
Phantom, my loins were weak, forgive me!
Enter, at last, master!

Flattering boy you shall know me!
See why in shadow I hide.
Look at your face in the mirror:
I am there inside!

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>> No.19293861

A lolikunoichi, a lizard that keeps telling us stealing is wrong, a scaredy cat lich, a sylph and lastly a spider girl. Perhaps I could drag the dragon to come too.

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Don't do that. Please don't do that. You'll (hopefully) regret it within a year and afterwards it will haunt you for the rest of your life. Speaking from experience.

I don't know, maybe you're too far down the rabbit hole to realize doing this is not something you can sustain for a lifetime but I have to try.