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This thread dedicated to kobold lovers everywhere.

>> No.19305714
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Maids are olev!
Olev I say!

>> No.19305720

Kobolds are the cutest!

Nice OP pic there, OP. I approve.

>> No.19305741

>>19305711
>This thread dedicated to kobold lovers everywhere.
If I wasn't already trying to finish two stories at once, I'd love to write a submissive yandere kobold quickie.

>> No.19305757
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>>19305711
Stay
Stay
Good dog
Stay
Stay
Good dog

>> No.19305772

>>19305741
Would she protect her master from the harpy mail carriers?

>> No.19305798

>>19305772
She would hump your leg the entire time you're interacting with the courier because she's that afraid of you losing interest in her.

>> No.19305804

I want to help a cowardly nerdy dragon stand up for herself!

And have it backfire on me by using her newfound aggression on me!

>> No.19305810

>>19305798
>yandere that fucks you so well you can't get off with any other girl
>Smug levels off the charts when you come back because you can't cum from fapping anymore

I can dig it

>> No.19305816

>>19305798
Jeeze, coming home after a day at the office must be ruff.

>> No.19305849

Would your wife be likely to know your language?

>> No.19305859

>>19305849
It's a piss poor Demon who doesn't know how to speak her desired husband's language.
My Demonfu knows how to speak Gaelic because her grandmother is crazy.

>> No.19305878

>>19305849
Yelling and hand gestures are a universal language, we'll be fine.

>> No.19305885

>>19305849
Can always pull the "everyone anywhere on the universe knows the same language" trope, or the MAMONO MANA card

>> No.19305913

>>19305849
If she was raised on Earth, then maybe.

>> No.19305921

>>19305849
What if your waifu kept calling you a loosah in a thick urban new york accent?

>> No.19305922

>>19305885
Being very obviously into each other but having to co-habit with big communication barriers for a month or so before the mana kicks in would be interesting

>> No.19305933

>>19305921
What monsters make the best punk girls?

>> No.19305943
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>>19305757
Canines are the most loyal creatures on earth

>> No.19305961

>>19305933
Gremlins. Honorable mention to hellhounds and black harpies.

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>>19305961
Seems you left a very notable entry off that list, anon.

>> No.19305997

>>19305988
I want a thunderbird to get into a wrestling match with a zap weasel.

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>>19305997
Oh no! Now they're both aroused and looking at you!

>> No.19306011

>>19305711
Are Kobolds supposed to be wives or sex pets?

>> No.19306018
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>>19305849
My guess is that their languages would be similar to ours but all still a tad different. Here's my guess of what languages are spoken from the locations we currently know about.

>Wonderland
English variant (South English accent)
>Chaos Girls
@#[email protected])$!&^%
>Lescatie
French variant
>Desert Girls (under Apophis rule)
Arabic variant
>Desert Girls (under Pharaoh rule)
Ancient Egyptian variant
>Zipangu
Japanese variant
>Mist Continent
Chinese variant
>Polove
Slavic language variant (The name looks East European to me at least)
>Ocean Girls
Dependent on whatever coastline or region they find themselves in
Maybe a Greek variant
>Realm of Ice
Uralic language variant
>Realm of Fire
English variant (Western U.S. accent)
>Noble Capital of the Undying
Latin variant
>Kingdom of Cats
Some Western language variant (Undecided which it should be)
>Royal Demon Realm
Some demonic language unique to their world
>Pandemonium
Same as the Royal Demon Realm
>Fairy Kingdom
Gaelic variant

From there, you could probably deduce that there are smaller kingdoms have their own languages, not spoken widely, but you can probably pinpoint certain species to certain languages as well. Gandharva->Hindu variant, Holstaur->German variant, Weresheep->Welsh variant

Sorry for the long post. Gomennasai

>> No.19306020

>>19306011
Yes.

>> No.19306031
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>>19305943
Awoos are the ideal wife

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>>19306018
>Realm of Ice
>not Canadian

>> No.19306047

>>19306036
I don't know. I just figured some North Eurasian language would be more appropriate. Maybe Finnish or something

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>>19306047
>Finnish
Well, that explains all the centaur-types. Wonder if they can throat-sing.

>> No.19306071

>>19306056
I could imagine a yeti throat singing at a cultural festival

>> No.19306072

>>19306018
>South English accent
All I can think of is a rule 63 Iron beast.
And that scares me.

>> No.19306088

>>19306018
>German Holstaurs
Boner please, I completely understand but now is not the time.

>> No.19306090

>>19306072
So you get scared by the idea of a female wonderland version of yourself?
Your name's still up.

>> No.19306095

>>19306072
I'm not surprised you post about yourself. But it is nice to see you fuck it up though.

>> No.19306107

>>19306095
To be fair >>19306090 has a point
I AM scared of the idea of rule 63 wonderland me.

>> No.19306112

>>19306095
If we called out everyone who samefagged we'd be here all day
Mermaid spammer is just the most obvious.

>> No.19306117

>>19306095
I like to think of it as shonen and fighting games have corrupted him so much he's starting to refer to himself in 3rd person.

>> No.19306130

>>19306107
That does bring up a thought.
Would you want your waifu if your wafiu was a rule 63 of you?

>> No.19306141

>>19306130
Isnt that incest?

>> No.19306143

>>19306141
More like highly complicated masturbation.

>> No.19306155

>>19306130
>So just me and a salamander lying about and telling each other were out of fruit juice and money for fruit juice.
...I 45% dig it.

>> No.19306159

I want a Troll to milk my dick dry with her huge hands!

>> No.19306167

>>19306159
Thanks for reminding me of the phrase "Elegant woman hands."

>> No.19306168

>>19305943
wow she is soaked

>> No.19306169

>>19306167
Please, don't make the Trolls feel bad.

>> No.19306172

>>19306167
You've said this before, Beast.
Where does it come from?

>> No.19306173

>>19306031
>manly abs
>giant feet
>male clothing
If you're attracted to this you are gay

>> No.19306175

>>19306031
hecker is most attractive to me but i still love the rest of my top 5

>> No.19306177 [DELETED] 

>>19306169
Trolls age good for growing mangos

>> No.19306185

>>19306172
Friend of mine can't stand the big claws most of the MGE monsters provide and started saying it when I showed him bunyip
It's one of the reasons he would choose vanilla werewolf over hellhound.

>> No.19306193

>>19306173
>Manly abs
You mean sexy abs
>Giant feet
Have you not seen any of the paws KC gives the MGs?
>Male clothing
I don't think they make sexy ladies firefighter outfits, unless you count the ones they make for Halloween

>> No.19306198

>>19306185
Probably best if he didn't know that the werewolf was retconned into having paws like all the others ages ago then
Also he sounds like a faggot, isn't the contrast to the usual human features the entire point?

>> No.19306199

>>19306193
meaty paws are gr8

>> No.19306203

>>19306193
>Have you not seen any of the paws KC gives the MGs?
That doesn't excuse it, there's nothing stopping anyone from drawing them smaller. Especially since giant paws aren't even a thing anymore in MGE, KC's new style makes all paws and claws significantly smaller. Remember that Hellhound is literally the last girl with giant paws/claws KC has ever drawn, and she's almost 4 years old.

>> No.19306216

>>19306198
I would say so, the subject of hand jobs came up and he said "somethings require a more womanly touch."
I don't really care personally (you guys know what monsters I like) but I ask what my friends DO like in MGE next time I see them.

>> No.19306224

>>19306203
bunyip m8

>> No.19306229

>>19306224
Bunyip's paws are far smaller than any of the older girls with paws. Compare Dragon Zombie and Otohime to Dragon and Ryu, too. It's a running trend. Paws and claws are just slightly larger than human sized now, like they always should have been.

>> No.19306248

>>19306229
Honestly this has kind of diminished some of my interest in MGE, the way KC used to handle monster parts was always one of the charm points for me

>> No.19306251

>>19306173
Nice bait

>> No.19306262

>>19306216
Do you honestly have real life friends you talk about MGE with?

>> No.19306282

>>19306262
Wasn't there some guys dad that also toured the threads a while back?

>> No.19306342

This is the correct way to deal with delinquent MGs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cN7maCm0s

>> No.19306347

Reverse trap monster girl when?

>> No.19306351

>>19306347
Dhampir is supposed to fill that niche according to KC, and Alps obviously. Mad Hatter and Phantom as well.

>> No.19306415

>>19306198
>isn't the contrast to the usual human features the entire point?
You're misattributing this to giant clownpaws. They're already inhuman, but the feminine size and shape lends itself far better than comical tumours. This is not accounting for your subjective shit taste, mind you.

>> No.19306437

>>19306347
When Kc writes Domovoy

>> No.19306452

>it's a my taste in paws is better than your taste in paws episode
What next, maledom vs femdom?

>> No.19306454

>>19306071
I would like a Swedish speaking Yeti with long blonde hair and yellow added to her blue scarf, she would be an exceptional cuddler growing up in those winters

>> No.19306458

>>19306452
>maledom vs femdom?
Did someone say insecure

>> No.19306465 [DELETED] 

>>19306454
>I would like a Swedish speaking Yeti
She's going to cheat on you and fuck some nignog

>> No.19306472

>>19306465
Jokes on you, she's from an alternate dimension and learned swedish via a rift in time and space. And she didn't learn no modern swedish either, but old norse swedish because the rift had a time delay of a millenium

>> No.19306478

>>19306458
Oh no, not this shitto again. It would be funny to call a dragon insecure and see how she'd act though, with her being all proud and haughty.

>> No.19306480

>>19306458
We all know femdom is superior anyways so it's not even an argument

>> No.19306489

>>19306480
It depends on the breed of monster.

>> No.19306506

>>19306489
I for one enjoy the idea of sexually bullying turtles.

>> No.19306513

>>19306452
Makes you think what yoshikage would think about all this hand talk.

>> No.19306514

>>19306489
Yeah, it only works well with gap-moe. Like dominant elves, and sub spiders

>> No.19306519

>>19306514
>only works well with gap-moe
Incorrect
Sometimes no surprises is great

>> No.19306520

>>19306513
He'd probably be disgusted by any monster girl with non human hands

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>>19306514
>hyper-sub Ushi Oni
Yeah, that doesn't work.

>> No.19306526

>>19306519
Gap-moe gets so over used and changes polarity so predictably that you're an idiot if it manages to surprise you

>> No.19306530

>>19306526
It's especially overused in MGE at this point, just about every other girl released recently features it in some fashion.

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I'd be happy with a harem of alps

>> No.19306538

>>19306018
I want a Lescatie Anubis to trample me every day.

>> No.19306543

>>19306526
I know but by no surprises I mean getting what is shown

>> No.19306552

>>19306533
Gay

>> No.19306577

>>19306533
Sounds gay. Imagine how slutty they'd be too.

>> No.19306581

>>19306538
A regular natural Anubis who picked up the accent after been born there, or a former human that steps on you because she blames perverts for letting the city fall?

>> No.19306602

>>19306533
Same

>>19306577
Just means you can do lewder things to them

>> No.19306667

>>19306526
And yet people still think they’re clever dan for suggesting it.
>haha it’s a dragon zombie but she’s really super smart guys, she’s merely pretending
>Original Waifu Do Not Steal

>> No.19306679

>>19306667
It may not be clever, but it is subjectively superior

>> No.19306691

Give me some odd ideas and headcanon

>> No.19306710

>>19306691
Pai loli Alice

>> No.19306711

>>19306691
bipedal horse pussy is a rare mutation and they are to horsepussy as hobgoblins are to goblins.

>> No.19306728

>>19305711
The one time latex works well.

>> No.19306730

odd ideas
>Foursome of trumparts with 7 on all of them, calling them selves lucky sevens.
>Kunoichi mother daughter activites
>Full out insect-girl harem family raid on a supermaket fruit and veg aisle.
>Echidna bitching about game shows

headcanon
>smoke hobos not needing the pipe to exhale smoke. Smoke also minor aphrodisiac
>Minotaurs and wurms are great carpenters/ stone carvers
>Having garlic as part of a meal is like wearing sexy underwear for MGE vampires

>> No.19306739

>>19305711
>Quicksilver OP
Shit thread.

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>>19306514
Having your cock worshipped by a Kobold is really sexy and entirely predictable though

>> No.19306813

Good Girls
>Kikimori
>Bunyips
>Whitehorns
>Hellhounds

Thots
>Literally everyone else

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>>19306602
>Just means you can do lewder things to them
Yeah, I bet they like to do pic related, those dirty sluts. They make normal succs look like chaste nuns.

>> No.19306816

>>19306533
So much bullying, so much working even harder for your love.

>> No.19306831
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>> No.19306833

>>19306813
>unicorns
>thots
>when the centaur you named gets hot just touching a man

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What went wrong?

>> No.19306847

>>19306814
Exactly!
Such lewd girls.
I probably would go full pervert with them though

>> No.19306858

>>19306847
You've already gone full pervert by choosing one to start. You know they'd understand and appreciate that, too.

>> No.19306863

>>19306807
Not with those furry legs

>> No.19306868

>>19306844
The Jay is moving at mach speeds again.

>> No.19306870

>>19306858
Probably, although seeing who wants to cover which flavor of my preferred types would be interesting.
Especially when it comes to seeing which is the muscled one and which is the chubby one.
That and the shortstack/oppai loli

>> No.19306880

>>19306833
Unicorns are sluts! SLUTS! All that think of is cock!

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>ywn yell "SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH" while cumming in a mershark's pussy

>> No.19306886

>>19306870
>Loli alp
>That one faggot that took the whole "I wish to be the little girl" thing seriously
That one's a treasure. A treasure designed for headpats, ice cream, and rough anal sex.

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>>19306880
That's every girl in the MGE. If you want pure waifus, then go somewhere else.

>> No.19306897

>>19306889
Well, there's always alice. Wendigo and cockatrice may also not qualify.

>> No.19306898

>>19306807
I really love the thought of one nuzzling a cock while looking like the happiest girl in the world, their simple nature is really endearing.

>> No.19306901

>"...while Polyaenus describes the Sacred Band as being composed of men "devoted to each other by mutual obligations of love".

>Alp Hoplites.

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>>19306886
>Loli alp
The best kind of alp.

>> No.19306910

>>19306807
Blindfold, gag and put a vibrator in her. Then lead her around by the leash on all fours

>> No.19306922

>>19306910
I'd prefer to do this kind of thing to a defeated Salamander while making her say cheesy doujin quality lines such as "please use this failed warrior as your personal cock sleeve."

>> No.19306925

I wonder if /hbg/ spends so much time focusing on wanting to fuck girls who turned into men

>> No.19306926

>>19306031
Ya know what always bothered me about Hellhounds?

The fact that they have more chest-hair than I do.

>> No.19306927

>>19306910
She's your wife, not your sex pet!

>> No.19306932

>>19306926
Paizuri from one must suck

>> No.19306934

I want to make my Cheshire daughteru wear a chastity belt and force her to watch hours of father/daughter porn.

>> No.19306939

>>19306927
I'm not him anon, but don't be that way. Kobolds are both!

>> No.19306942
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>>19306903
Is it still an alp if it's not their original body?

>> No.19306946

>>19306927
Kobolds fill both roles at the same time.

>> No.19306951

>>19306942
I'm not sure but either way I want to fuck that alchemist.

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The head nurse will see you now.

>> No.19306954

>>19306942
Wouldn't Cagliostro logically still be into girls anyway

>> No.19306955

>>19306952
The head nurse spooks me out!

>> No.19306964

>>19306932
Possibly...? I mean, between the sweat, the grit of the hair and the friction the prospect becomes less and less pleasant the more ya think about it.

...And now I can't stop thinking about it.

>> No.19306977

>>19306886
Exactly, it’s fantastic

>> No.19306987

>>19306465
Pump the brakes there /pol/, this is /jp/

>> No.19307007

>>19306889
Not mantises.

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>>19306465
>/pol/fag has never read the lore material

>> No.19307021

>>19306987
>>19307016
It was a joke, come on

>> No.19307027

>>19307021
Jokes are forbidden. Monstergirls are serious business.

>> No.19307029 [DELETED] 

>>19307021
You can't joke about that kinda stuff here. The folks here tend to be a bit more sensitive. Vanillafaggotry and fucking your toddler daughter in latex suits only!

>> No.19307038

I wanna minotaur to punch me in the stomach and laugh at me!

>> No.19307040

>19307029
>toddler
Exterminate yourself.

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>>19307027
>>19307029
>MGs are serious business
My cat begs to disagree with you.

>> No.19307049

>>19306939
>>19306946
Would you feed your Kobold with a dog bowl?

>> No.19307050

>>19306954
Doesn't stop her getting flustered when (you) princess carry her in game.

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https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3167520

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>>19307052
>impressed Akaname noises

>> No.19307061

>>19307043
All hail the elder marshmallow!

>> No.19307064

>>19307057
that tongue is going up your butt isn't it

>> No.19307073

>>19306977
>Oppai loli pretending to be little girl
Too lewd

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>>19307061
Praise be to the Marshmallow cats who get more attention than poor Nekomatas and Werecats.

>>19307064
Only if you want her to. If not, it's just going into your mouth to wrap around your tongue and suck on it as she milks your shaft with her silky soft hand.

>> No.19307078
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>Gomenasai, my name is Sarah-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian ningyo (mermaid for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zipangese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Zipangese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Zipangese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
>When I get my Zipangese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
>I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Zipangu , so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Zipangese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>Wish me luck in Zipangu!

>> No.19307083

>>19307064
That's my fetish

>> No.19307105

>>19307064
That's gay. Fuck off.

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>> No.19307124

>>19307057
I bet she ambushes people in locker rooms. Especially when they just finished a long workout.

>> No.19307131

>>19306926
I like to think their chest fluff would make the perfect pillow to rest your head on

>> No.19307143

>>19307076
I’d enjoy both girls but, sadly, more exotic flavors tend to get attention

>> No.19307144

>>19307124
>Akaname ambushes you just after you've finished your sets of squats and deadlifts
>as you step into the shower, her arms wrap around your waist and pulls you into the cubicle
>your legs, already unstable from the heavy workout, turn to jelly as her mouth fastens in a vacuum around your manhood
>her tongue wraps itself in a helix around your shaft and starts moving
>you spend the next hour losing milky gains in her mouth
Totally worth it though.

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>Is this what you call a "date"?

>> No.19307148

>>19307109
I would rather she be a hinezumi or panda

>> No.19307149
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>>19307143
But can exotic, high-maintenance ladies give you the same level of humble, honest and homegrown comfort as three Werecat daughterus?

>>19307146
I'm surprised she's speaking coherently and not pounding the lad into the ground in public.

>> No.19307156

>>19307149
Maybe not.
Those are cute daughterus though

>> No.19307161
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You may now k̶̛͔͎͕̮͑̎̋̋̍ͣ̌ͣͮ̔ͣ͒ͬ̿i̷̡̱̼̫̣͚͚̟͇͕͓̬̩̰̤̥͐͋̈̒͋̃̏͊͋͌̀͢͝ͅs̡̊̿̉̀̌͆̂ͭ̂͑̌ͮ̂̇̀̕͏̩̪͇̜̙͔s̖͇̼̤̮̙̟͆̑̄̎̽̃͋͊ͩͩ͒ͭ̓ͮ̾͟͡ ͖͖͓͖̀̇̿͒͋ͪ̓̎ͭ̍ͩ͆ͭ̔ͪ͡t̵͕̖͖̯͕͎͇̺̻͍͓̪͉͚̟̪̄ͭ̓ͩ͞͝͞h̵̦̬̠̘̑͑̒͋͛ͩ̋̄̏ͣ͆ͦ̌͢͡e̡͙̭̟͎̋̏ͦ̍͑͗̏̇̒ͨͪͮ̈ͦ̑̈́ͨͤ ̴̵̧̬͚̤̥̞̻̫̤̬̰̣̰̣̹̬͋ͩ̄ͦ̏̉ͦ̓̏̉̽bͭͪ͊ͨͮ͂̈̋̑̊ͨͧ̓ͤͣ͋́͏̮̼̭̜̺͕̘̘͙͖̕r̿̾͏̢͔̩̭͖͓̗ͅͅi̵̵̭̜͓̥͈͚͒̀͛̈́̒͢d̶̵̷͖̺̦̻̯̫͉̼̄ͦ̋ͫͪ̈̐̇ͧͧͤͩͭ͘͠ȅ͑̽̈͊̂̓̍̍̌̎́͗̏̾ͯ͢͏̢̮̳͓̫̼͎͖̬͔̫̟̻͖͇̻̼̪͙̼

>> No.19307170

>3 days left in the month
>no new girl in sight

>> No.19307172
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19307172

>>19307156
They were cuter when they were younger.

>>19307161
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh M'ai-wa'ifu Mastah wgah'ngal ftaghn.

>> No.19307178

>>19307161
Snog the shog?

>> No.19307179

>>19307172
Positively adorable

>> No.19307182
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Our cooks are the best in the world!

>> No.19307186
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>>19307172
>no pear-shaped Werekitten to sit on your face

>> No.19307193

>>19307186
I want heavy pear cat lolis to scratch the ears of

>> No.19307203

Gremlins can make mechanical weapons out of demon silver
Imagine a monster using something like red queen from DMC in the MGE world?

>> No.19307208
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>>19307186
>>19307193
Rejoice, shounen. Your wish will finally become true twice over.

>>19307203
Imagine an automaton Hellhound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnZyTaSdBs0

>> No.19307210
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19307210

>No criminal can escape Officer Tailpussy!

>> No.19307211

>>19307203
It would make more sense to just make weapons compact, like rwby without the gun parts or that spear in strike the blood.

>> No.19307217
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>> No.19307222

>>19307211
>strike the blood
Fuck off monsterboy fag.

>> No.19307223

>>19307208
Big bottom cat bigamy?
I’m fine with that

>> No.19307224
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>> No.19307226
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>>19307223
Fantastic! Fun with fertile felines for a fortunate father-to-be!

>> No.19307228

>>19307208
Those Werecats look incomplete without paws.

>> No.19307230

>>19307211
>strike the blood
Iie senpai
But what kind of monster girl would Sayaka be?

>> No.19307233

>>19307228
Nah, cats without paws are better.

>> No.19307237
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>>19307233
Wrong

>> No.19307241

>>19307226
Exactly.
Good times ahead with fat feline fannies

>> No.19307245

>>19307237
That cat needs a diet badly.

>> No.19307248

>>19307230
Androphobic lizardwoman

>> No.19307249

>>19307237
How can anyone like saggy tits like that? Breasts should be perky and bouncy, not sad and droopy.

>> No.19307252
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>> No.19307254
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>>19307249
Sag gives breasts a proper sense of weight.

>> No.19307257

>>19307248
Makes perfect sense and it'd be a lot of fun to defeat and violate her.

>> No.19307261

>>19307249
t. Raita

>> No.19307263
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19307263

>>19307254
Get your "realism" shit out of here.

>> No.19307269

>>19307254
So? Who gives a shit about that?

>> No.19307271

>>19307254
That one you posted there is okay but the other one was awful.

>> No.19307272

>>19307052
Best snek

>> No.19307273
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19307273

Going to the beach!

>> No.19307275
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>>19307263
2D tiddies with a little bit of sag > Ugly Crabman chest balloons

>> No.19307279

>>19307275
But that's wrong.

>> No.19307282

>>19307275
Nah.

>> No.19307284

>>19307279
>>19307282
You've been wrong about your taste in tiddies all these years, yet you still have yet to realize it.

>> No.19307287
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19307287

Would you betray the human race for a monster girl? I would for a Amazon.

>> No.19307293

>>19307287
Gladly, especially amazons that looked like those semen demons.

>> No.19307298
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19307298

>>19307272
No, this is.

>> No.19307301
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19307301

>>19307287
But you just posted human girls.

>> No.19307303

Hellhound raised by an adoptive kobold parent!

>> No.19307306 [SPOILER] 
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>>19307287
"Betray" is such a harsh word. Opening the portals and assisting the MGs would raise our species to a higher level of existence and cure many of our societal ills. If anything, we'd be "saving" or "facilitating the development of" the human race!

>> No.19307323
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>>19307306
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.19307330 [SPOILER] 
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19307330

>>19307323
Just a traveller. You may call me Allured.

>> No.19307332
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>> No.19307336

>>19307301
There's no good monster girl varients of Amazon's.

>> No.19307337
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19307337

>>19307330
You aren't fooling anyone Druella!

>> No.19307350

>>19307061
>elder
Does that mean it’s old and hard? Those are even better for things like hot cocoa and cereal!

>> No.19307351
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19307351

I like echidnas.

>> No.19307352

>>19307076
Nekomatas deserve more love. It’s all the perfection of a Zipangese wife, in a cuddly cat.

>> No.19307358

>>19307287
In a heartbeat. And really, by breeding with them I'm doing mankind a favor.

>> No.19307361
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19307361

>>19307350
>old and hard

>> No.19307363
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>>19307352
You've made a cat happy today.

>> No.19307368
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19307368

>>19307336
MGE Amazons are fine

>> No.19307369

>>19307358
How would you be doing mankind a favor by breeding with them?

>> No.19307374

>>19307368
Well that one sure fucking isn't
>ugly short hair
>way too tall
>giant feet

>> No.19307378
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>>19307368
>Gender-inverted Saudi Arabia
>fine

>> No.19307380

>>19307374
>way too tall
You lost me there

>> No.19307382

>>19307369
I'd be making more of them, so other lucky men could breed with them. It's a gift that keeps on giving, especially if you have the same bright idea as >>19307351.

>> No.19307391
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19307391

>>19307352
All members of the werecat family deserve to be noticed more. Cheshire can't have all the love.

>> No.19307407

>>19307374
I'm only seeing positives here

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19307420

>>19307391
It's a real puzzle that cats and sphinxes aren't more popular.

>> No.19307424

>>19307374
Are you the emperor of shit taste?

>> No.19307429
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>>19307391
Correct!
Nya-ha-ha!

>> No.19307431

>>19307424
Are you? You can't disagree with anything I said.

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>> No.19307437

>>19307391
Stop posting 3D cosplay garbage.

>> No.19307441
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19307441

>>19307374
>giant feet
Nigger what kind of mutant nation do you come from where those feet are considered "giant"?

>> No.19307443

>>19307434
Please don't use my commissions or my wife for your image spam.

>> No.19307449

>>19307434
>looking at her from the front
>position and expression inviting the viewer
>but husband is behind her
I hope the guy just chugged a doppelganger potion.

>> No.19307452

>>19307252
>>19307273
>>19307332
>>19307351
>>19307434
Fucking stop dude.

>> No.19307460
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19307460

Calling all moonrune experts. What's she saying?

>> No.19307462

>>19307368
Most 2d amazons are but MGE ones are up there for sure.I don't like the profile design but thankfully there's a lot that can be done with the base.
>>19307374
>ugly short hair
That's the ideal length for short hair. Short enough to not get in the way while fighting but long enough to not be a dyke cut.
>way too tall
As long as she's not a giantess that's a good thing.
>giant feet
All the better to be stepped on by.

>> No.19307463

>>19307429
Perfect size for a sphinx

>> No.19307467

>>19307441
They're massive compared to the small and feminine feet you typically see in MGE, and which should be considered the ideal.

>> No.19307468

>>19307467
>They're massive
They're perfectly normal you blind fuck.

>> No.19307474

Reminder that non muscular amazons are inferior

>> No.19307476

>>19307468
Read the rest of the sentence you blind fuck.
They're only normal by disgusting 3DPD standards.

>> No.19307478

>>19307460
Each day we die a little more
lies

>> No.19307481

>>19307462
Anything foot fetish related should only ever be done with small, feminine feet, not large, ugly, manly ones.

>> No.19307485
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19307485

Everyone knows the best MGs have no feet at all.

>> No.19307496

>>19307485
Still one of the best designs in MGE, fight me

>> No.19307502
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19307502

>>19307474
I like both flavours. Muscular ones are great because even their appearance reminds you of their dominant position but there's something about getting thrown around by a girl with a feminine body that's easy to underestimate due to her freakish strength.

>> No.19307504
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>>19307496
>fight me
Make love, not war!

>> No.19307507

>>19307485
>Wife eel
>MILF snek
>Shog
This man is onto something.

>> No.19307510

>>19307507
Shogs with legs > shogs with blobs

>> No.19307514

>>19307496
I love girls that are more on the monstrous side but she does absolutely nothing for me.
Although I guess that's mostly due to her face, hairstyle and muted colours for the outfit and those can be changed easily enough.

>> No.19307517

>>19307149
I imagine her tolerance to being in public and taking to you can be built up

>> No.19307518

>>19307485
What would a tailjob from an unagi-joro be like?

>> No.19307521

>>19307518
Slick

>> No.19307524

>>19307474
Depends.
Can’t have muscle maids now can you?

>> No.19307529
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19307529

>>19307496
Wrong.

>> No.19307533

>>19307510
Those are just pseudolegs though, they don't count.

>> No.19307535

>>19307510
>>19307507
I like to think a shog would try making legs for her master if she found out he would like them, but at least initially can't get it quite right. Like she has her regular smug smile when showing them off, but she's visibly nervous behind that and is using her hair as a tripod. Anything for master!

>> No.19307539
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>>19307524
Says you.

>> No.19307549
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>>19307529

>> No.19307550

>>19307524
I don't know, I really want a maid anubis with a body like this https://i.imgur.com/SXC8Oov.jpg

>> No.19307560
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>>19307549

>> No.19307565

>>19307550
I wish people would stop trying to combine meme body types with girls they are completely unfitting for.

>> No.19307566

>>19307363
Which is funny because I hate irl cats

>> No.19307569

>>19307549
The only word I recognize in there is lolicon. Is familiar rebelling against bapho and denouncing lolicons?

>> No.19307581
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19307581

Drinking after work with the boss!

>> No.19307586

>>19307566
I'm weird like this too anon, I much prefer cats to dogs but my waifu is a canine monstergirl and feline monstergirls are fairly low on my favorites list.

>> No.19307587

>>19307524
>amazon
>maid

>> No.19307591

>>19307565
It's only unfitting if you're thinking of the profile Anubis, there's plenty of ways to make it work.
A good amount of modern depictions of the god anubis show him as muscular and in MGE they're controlling guardians of the ruins. Making one like that a maid is a bit of a stretch but the body type is fine.

>> No.19307593
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>>19307587
>To monsters, maid outfits aren't simply maid outfits. They're clothes for tempting, visually pleasing, and sexually servicing a man.

>> No.19307596

>>19307593
>wanting to be serviced by an amazon
What's the point

>> No.19307598

>>19307593
I miss KC's old artstyle/designs

>> No.19307599

>>19307596
Right of conquest!

>> No.19307601
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>>19307596
All monster girls prioritize the pleasure of their husband above all else.

>> No.19307605

>>19307601
That's retarded honestly

>> No.19307607

>>19307605
Then MGE is retarded.

>> No.19307611

>>19307581
Drinking the boss after work!

>> No.19307613

>>19307607
if that's the case then yes,it is

>> No.19307617

>>19307607
Well it kinda is

>> No.19307630

>>19307607
It is, but it's that good Forest Gump kind of retarded.

>> No.19307640

>>19307598
I'm torn on that, there's parts of both style I like.
>>19307607
That's what makes it fun.

>> No.19307641

>>19307524
>>19307593
>>19307601
You disgust me.

>> No.19307654

I wanna minotaur to slam me against a wall!

>> No.19307661

>>19305711
>KDF in 2018

>> No.19307665

>>19307641
Too bad anon.
It’s
My
Fetish

>> No.19307678

>>19307665
Don't you have any other species to ruin

>> No.19307685

>>19307678
All of them

>> No.19307732

>>19307665
Mine too.

>> No.19307736

>>19307678
There's always you're waifu.

>> No.19307822

>>19307569
I think it’s the opposite. She’s emphasizing it.

>> No.19307828

>>19307641
This attitude seems easy to make fun of, but it's really no different than any other example of people getting really upset about some aspect of the setting instead of just quietly ignoring it.

>> No.19307840

>>19307736
>tfw muscle variations of my favorite species flat out do not exist barring a single nip’s OC
>there’s toned, but nothing further

>> No.19307847

>>19307840
Which nip's oc?

>> No.19307849
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19307849

This is my daughteru. Say something nice about her.

>> No.19307851

I wanna a battle scarred muscular mg to bark orders at me!

>> No.19307857

>>19307849
She will be a cute maid when she grows up.

>> No.19307861
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>>19307851
I want a battle-scarred muscular MG to cuddle me.

>> No.19307871

>>19307861
Why not both!

>> No.19307872
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>>19307847
Never mind, it’s a wolf girl.
Okay, so there’s ACTUALLY zero muscle foxes.

>> No.19307875

>>19307828
Following that logic, the setting has yuri and furries.

>> No.19307877

>>19306730
>Echidna bitching about game shows
wat?

>> No.19307880
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Huff fluffy tail.

>> No.19307889
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19307889

How tall do you like your waifu?

>> No.19307894

>>19307889
One head shorter than me for improved portability/stackness.

>> No.19307897

>>19307889
3 heads higher

>> No.19307899

>>19307889
Very tall. Also that picture is adorable.

>> No.19307904

>>19307849
She's going to be a fine cocksleeve when she grows up.
>YFW this is actually a compliment for a monster girl

>> No.19307911
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>>19307897
Hi Baronessfag.

>> No.19307925

>>19307880
God I wish that was me

>> No.19307928
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19307928

Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you.

Sometimes she stays awake at night, gazing at the stars, thinking to herself..."I wish there was an alternate universe where I was senpai's waifu..."

But little does she know...there is.

Take pride in that fact.

>> No.19307931

>>19307894
This.

>> No.19307936

>>19307928
>"I wish there was an alternate universe where I was senpai's waifu..."
My waifu dreams bigger than that anon, she dreams of the day when she and I are finally together for real, just like I do.

>> No.19307940

>>19307928
My waifu knows me way better than to ever refer to me as goddamn “senpai”

>> No.19307944

>>19307889
This >>19307894 is about ideal. "Tall" female height is around eye level or my height, but most things shorter (within reason) are also welcome.

>> No.19307948

>>19307889
Under 150cm, imagine

>> No.19307951
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19307951

This is your kouhai for tonight.

>> No.19307954

>>19307928
>implying anyone would have me as husbando

>> No.19307963
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19307963

>>19307954
t.Patheticfag

>> No.19307967

>>19307954
That complete and utter lack of self-confidence is what makes you cute!

>> No.19307980

>>19307963
>being realistic is bad

>> No.19307995

>>19307980
>>>/r9k/

>> No.19307998

>>19307980
>realism while discussing fictional rape monsters existing in another universe

>> No.19308002

>>19307861
That art is fucking awful.

>> No.19308008

>>19308002
Jinkofags have no standards.

>> No.19308009
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19308009

Meet your new boss.

>> No.19308024

>>19307980
Giant snake ladies are not realistic Anon.

>> No.19308032

>>19308009
So does she want me under her desk now, or...

>> No.19308036

>>19308008
>REEEE STOP LIKING MGS I DON'T LIKE
why are you so autistic

>> No.19308037
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19308037

>>19308008
Rude.

>> No.19308042

>>19307963
What waifus are best for patheticfags, anyway? A shoggoth to indulge them, a kobold to unconditionally love them, a hellhound or oni to burst through their insecurities and inherent tsundere nature and take what they want from them?

>> No.19308043
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19308043

>>19308024
>snake
But that's a fish.

>> No.19308047

>>19308036
>post shitty artwork
>get called out for it
>proceeds to sperg out

>> No.19308049

>>19308043
I just used that as an example.

>> No.19308058

>>19308036
I didn’t say anything like that.
It’s just a fact that some of our local jinkofags are ridiculously thirsty for any new art whatsoever, quality be damned.
One got combative over trying to get them into a fucking /sp/ meme of all things.

>> No.19308063
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19308063

>>19308042
A devil, obviously.

>> No.19308064

>>19308042
mindflayers and wisps

>> No.19308067

>>19308043
Buying a giant rice shaped beanbag chair for your unagi-joro wife!

>> No.19308074
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19308074

>>19308008
Hey now, there's some cute jinkos out there.

>> No.19308077
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19308077

>>19308064
>mindflayers
Bad idea.

>> No.19308090

>>19308047
Stop being autistic
The art is shit,that's not the point
it's the "jinkofags have no standards" part that i'm talking about you fucking retard

>> No.19308096

>>19308077
They're the best idea. They can be the only idea.

>> No.19308101

Do you decorate your room with mg related stuff?

>> No.19308103

>>19308077
I need this.

>> No.19308109
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19308109

>>19308096
>>19308103
>And then anon was A SQUID NOW

>> No.19308117

>>19308101
If you count 2hus and girls from Dog Days as monster girls, sure.
I kind of want an Angewomon one too but I'm not sure if there's any good ones still for sale.

>> No.19308119

>>19308103
Why do you need it?

>> No.19308130

>>19308043
This shouldn't be giving me an erection.

>> No.19308138
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19308138

>Tourist tries to go to the store in MG Australia

>> No.19308139

>>19308077
You post this every thread.

>> No.19308151

>genie monster girl
>rub the lamp
>"I will grant you one wish, but in exchange, you will be my husban-"
>"I wish that you are my wife."
>"W-wai-"
>wedding bells tolls, she's in a bridal dress looking completely confused

>> No.19308158
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19308158

Is the yeti's bikini made from their own fur?

>> No.19308166

>>19308138
Not pictured:
gigantic arachne
drop grizzlies
tiny scylla with excessively potent venom
buff kangaroo girls that always challenge people to fights

>> No.19308167

>>19308109
Well, the guy was worthless as a man, so...

>> No.19308175

>>19308158
Nah, the yeti's fur is made from the bikini.

>> No.19308176

>>19308119
I can't decide if I want her tentacles up my brain or my urethra first.

>> No.19308188

>>19308117
If dark mage is a monster girl then pretty much everyone save for three characters in touhou are monstergirls.

>> No.19308192
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19308192

>>19308166
>grizzlies
Aren't drop bears based on koalas?

>> No.19308221
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19308221

~WAN

>> No.19308224

>>19308109
I want to tentacle fuck a loli Mindflayer.

>> No.19308241
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19308241

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH

>> No.19308243

>>19308224
Go away

>> No.19308246

>>19308158
What fun it must be to be the Winterstown barber, trimming Yeti fur down, grooming Rata tails, keeping Wendigo cloaks looking clean and fresh

>> No.19308250
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19308250

>>19308243
No.

>> No.19308251

>>19308224
Same.

>> No.19308258

>>19308250
I want to penis fuck this loli mindflayer.

>> No.19308262
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19308262

>Shall we begin swim lessons?

>> No.19308266

>>19308192
Doesn't matter, they're about to based on your head, cunt.

>> No.19308272

>>19308262
How does she not roll over on her back whenever she gets in the water with those giant floaters?

>> No.19308291
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19308291

[X]Touch reverse scale

>> No.19308304

>>19308258
DO NOT

>> No.19308320

>>19308224
>>19308251
>monsterboyfags

>> No.19308321
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19308321

Don't forget to give your flowers plenty of water and fertilizer!

>> No.19308323

>>19308241
Imagine being restrained by the Pharaoh's snake while she teases you.

Maybe she'd give you a handjob with oiled up palms. Or maybe she'd make good use of her feet. Or maybe get creative with the god voice.

>> No.19308329
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19308329

>>19308320
Chaos husbandos aren't monsterboys, just monsters.

>> No.19308335

>>19308329
Is that supposed to be any better?

>> No.19308356

>>19308329
>Chaos husbandos aren't monsterboys
False

>> No.19308363

>>19308329
You're purge tier

>> No.19308364

>>19308356
By definition, a monsterboy has a mixture of human and nonhuman features.

>> No.19308371

>>19308323
For my kinks, I feel like a simple God Voice restraint would be better. Being held down by a snake is only hot if it's a snake lady.

>> No.19308383

>>19307889
All jinkos, dragons, pharaohs, anubi, and sphinxes should be tall enough to bury their husband's head in their chest.

>> No.19308386

>>19308323
Or using her God Voice so you see nothing wrong with stripping in front of her.

>> No.19308401

>>19308386
Interesting question, how would people like a Pharaoh's powers to be used? Use this https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1844060 as your guide. I'd like 1 to happen to me personally.

>> No.19308408
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19308408

CHEEKI BREEKI

>> No.19308416

Dick the daughteru!

>> No.19308419

>>19308416
I refuse.

>> No.19308421

>>19308401
One or four. Three is flayers or more general mind control than the mostly physical effect I imagine God Voice has.

>> No.19308425

>>19308419
I'm calling DCF and reporting you for neglect.

>> No.19308429
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19308429

>>19308383
My nigger.

>> No.19308430

>>19308416
Okay!

>> No.19308433
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19308433

>>19308425
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.

>> No.19308439

>>19308433
I want to hire a whitesnek to be my daki and then not put any moves on her.

>> No.19308440

>>19308320
Hey, Shoggoths are popular and they have a similar effect on your body but it's just less visible.
>>19308329
They technically are yet also aren't. There's a few factors that make them a lot more tolerable though.

>> No.19308442

>>19308439
If you won't, then I will.

>> No.19308454
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19308454

>>19308439
I want to hire a Rata to be my daki, then take pictures of her sleeping a post them to the internet.

>> No.19308455

>>19308439
It'd be pretty fun to hire a kikimora exclusively as a housekeeper and refuse to do anything lewd to her. Which one of you will break first?

>> No.19308458
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19308458

Don't Forget

>> No.19308472

>>19308458
I don't forget third best girl

>> No.19308475

>>19308455
In my case the snek would. One night I'd be peacefully sniffing her hair in my sleep when she'd start snaking her tailtip and sopping wet cloaca into my pants. After that she'd sleeping rape me every night while being cuddled from behind.

>> No.19308478

>>19308401
One would be good if she's feeling really dominant or enioys seeing you nervous. You could only look away as your body moves on its own.
Two would just be bland, maybe if she has some reason to put you into a trance so you don't remember anything, or she deactivates it partway though, but it's not interesting.
Three is like the situation I suggested, where you think nothing of doing sexual things. Good if she doesn't want you to be nervous.
Four is just her filling your head with warm fuzzy feelings and encouraging coos, to the point where not satisfying her just seems silly. This is if she wants you to be really eager to do what she asks of you.

>> No.19308491
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19308491

>>19307007

>> No.19308510

>>19308472
>third
You mean first.

>> No.19308524

>>19308272
MAGIC, BITCH

>> No.19308535

>>19308429
>all that shit I'm not reading
whoa

>> No.19308549

>>19308510
No I mean third, second if we only count the harem ones.

>> No.19308560

>>19308549
Who's the first?

>> No.19308572

>>19308320
Are genderbent versions of monsterguys ok?

>> No.19308577
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19308577

SMUG LEVELS CRITICAL

>> No.19308587
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19308587

>>19308572
>genderbent
>>>/d/

>> No.19308601

Holy shit jewgle let me post
What the hell is up with the captcha

>> No.19308604
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19308604

Comfy wans.

>> No.19308607

Would you work at a place that consensually turns women into monsters?

>> No.19308608

>>19308604
It's nice to see an Anubis that isn't giving me the glare of a thousand creampies denied.

>> No.19308614
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19308614

>>19308607
Yes.

>> No.19308618

>>19308607
Yeah.

>> No.19308619

>>19308607
Consensually? I don't know.
Kidnaps women off the street and forcibly monsterizes them? Absolutely.

>> No.19308621

>>19308607
It'd be rough. I'm sure a lot of women would see monsterization as a crutch for getting men, so there'd be a lot of shattered egos, self-esteem issues, awkward interactions with post-transformation monstergirls who want to apply their new powers straight away, etc...

Like, imagine how many girls would want to become a succubus after getting dumped, just to see if they could get him back.

>> No.19308622

>>19308619
You're scaring me a little Anon.

>> No.19308625

>>19308621
Wow you made this more depressing than and sadsack Anon.

>> No.19308641
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>> No.19308643

>>19308641
Lalatina is cute.

>> No.19308644

>>19308607
Absolutely. I just hope my inappropriate boners would be excused.

>> No.19308649

>>19308621
>Distraught, divorcee with a bottle of wine in one hand and a bulging sack of gold in the other demands to be monsterized into "The best one", and is not listening to reason
>Spys you cleaning the in the corner and demands your opinion

What do you say?

>> No.19308657

>>19308644
You're probably going to be married pretty quick.
>>19308649
Just say she follows her heart.

>> No.19308677
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19308677

>>19308649
>bulging sack of gold
She'd make a great dragon.

>> No.19308678

>>19308607
Consensual flaying could be nice but I'm afraid it would lack that little hint of immorality that makes a successful deep one.

>>19308619
Nothing beats moving into a quiet seaside human town and slowly corrupt any woman who is lucky enough to cross path with you and your monster girl wife.

>> No.19308682

>>19308587
Buddy that's basically a good chunk of mge.

>> No.19308686 [SPOILER] 
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19308686

>>19308560

>> No.19308693

>>19308649
"Shouldn't the best one depend on what you actually want to do with life?"

>> No.19308698

>>19308607
I'd like to have a business where I pair men with monsters and also men with human women with the option to monsterize.

>> No.19308700

What if you were the reincarnation of an MG's previous husband and she kept treating you like him insisting you like things that you really don't

>> No.19308701
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19308701

Raiju-chan no!

>> No.19308707

>>19308700
Reincarnation as in the guy died on the hospital for a minute and when he returns you are on his place or what

>> No.19308708

>>19308641
>>19308643
I bet Darkness would love being a Centaur.
I bet she'd tempt you until you bound her up and raped her and then reveal her extensive collection of riding gear and crops that she wants you to use on her.
She probably even fantasizes about you violating her now even bigger breasts and grabbing her by the ponytail to make her blow you.

>> No.19308709

>>19308707
>Reincarnation as in the guy died on the hospital for a minute and when he returns you are on his place
NTRfag out.

>> No.19308711
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19308711

>>19308458
I would never forget second best girl. She's a babe, through and through. I like her but she's out of my league.

>> No.19308712

>>19308709
Hey I’m just trying to figure out the fuck he means

>> No.19308717

>>19308707
Reincarnation as in she's either undead or a long lived species and you're the literal reincarnation of her husband.
Just imagine how tragic things must be for Houris. They're so dedicated to loving their husband forever that they'd probably follow his soul wherever it went and cry every time he dies.

>> No.19308718

>>19308709
Unsurprised that knee-jerk fags don't know what "reincarnation" means.

>> No.19308723

>>19308711
Don't forget that Rachnee has a book lung, and therefore could suck your dick until you passed out from the stimulation.
Just imagine seeing your cum overflowing from her mouth as she keeps sucking and the last thing you see before you pass out is her smugly smirking while bobbing her head up and down.

>> No.19308725

>>19308701
Why not?

>> No.19308731

>>19308718
Maybe he should've used clearer language. "On his place" makes no fucking sense.

>> No.19308732

>>19308619
That's creepy.

>> No.19308735
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19308735

>>19308458
Happy birthday!

>> No.19308736
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19308736

https://youtu.be/tIIs-yx01_k
Drawing can be chill

>> No.19308744

>>19308649
Gonna assume no one would think it a dereliction of duty for me to go take her aside and chat with her while I sober her up.
After that, either talk her into speaking to a counselor (they MUST have one), rope a counselor into the conversation alongside me, or at least get to know her and her situation to recommend something suitably high class and fitting.

>>19308657
The chance of me staying single for long in any place where consensual monsterization clinics are a thing is nil. Knowing that my fetish is taking place nearby would mean working through my pubescent reverie would be tough.

>> No.19308746
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19308746

>>19308723
Yep, i'm hard for a spider now. I would happily give her three meals a day.
She'll need all the protein I can make.

>> No.19308747
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19308747

>>19308732
Well, 90% of western MGE fans are people who have no hope of scoring a woman IRL.

>> No.19308754

>>19308701
Recharging

>> No.19308767

>>19308701
I don't like Raijus. I've been working with bubble wrap for quite some time now but since yesterday I've been getting zapped non-stop.

>> No.19308778

little succ

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69434130

>> No.19308782

>>19308678
That's why you have the consensual flaying be the goal of a cult you set up.

>> No.19308784
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19308784

Just another day at the office.

>> No.19308785

>>19308744
What species should the councilor be?

>> No.19308792

>>19308784
100% that was a total accident she is now trying to pretend was a prank.

>> No.19308799

>>19308778
I have had it with all these god damn pedophiles in this god damn thread.

>> No.19308800
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19308800

>>19308785

>> No.19308801

>>19308649
>College age Anon gets a job at a monsterization clinic, mostly because they actually pay well and have good benefits because they work for the Monster Lord and not some company only interested in their bottom line.
>One day a rich looking woman around 38 years old barges in with an entire bottle of some wine that looks so expensive you feel poorer just being in a room with it, a necklace of pearls and a cocktail dress and smeared makeup that indicates she was probably crying the whole way here.
>From her ranting it seems like she was in a loveless marriage that was never consummated for twelve years before her husband unceremoniously dumped her for a model half her age leaving her unmarried and severely depressed.
>After the attendant tries to calm her down she storms over to you and demands to know what kind of Monstergirl is the best one that would let her snag a young stud and get back at her shitty ex-husband.
>The way she's acting and grinding against you it's clear that she intends to fuck you once she turns out of spite towards her ex-husband, not helped by the fact that she's drunk.
>You tell her to sober up and rest before she makes a decision like monsterizing and that she shouldn't just do something like that on an impulse, then you clock out and go home.
>The next day, she comes back to the clinic sober, monsterizes into a Kitsune and shows up at your apartment when you get back dressed in a tight leopard pattern tube top and a leather miniskirt thanking you for helping her clear her head.
>Then she pounces on you and rapes you.

>> No.19308806

>>19307601
>only because it's your birthday...

>> No.19308807

>>19308717
>reincarnation
>Eros
>implying he won't get 72 wives when he dies

>> No.19308810

>>19308800
I imagine she'd give interesting advice.

>> No.19308811

>>19308649
Alice.

>> No.19308813
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19308813

>>19308799
SpaceBattles is calling faggot.

>> No.19308816

>>19308701
Raiju-chan yes!

>> No.19308820

>>19308785
My mind immediately jumps to dark priest for that sort of position, but a hakutaku or echidna would also be superb. Basically anything with that motherly compassion or sneaky disposition would work, so a succ, demon, or even a qualified human could also serve well, if maybe less so than the others mentioned.

>> No.19308822

>>19308778
The red haired one in his gallery is even cuter.
>>19308799
Feel free to leave /jp/ any time, what did you expect on the board founded on 2hu?

>> No.19308835
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19308835

>>19308746
If you wake up to her cooking a breakfast of steak and eggs, you know that today is a "sex all day long" sort of day.
Make sure you eat plenty of pineapple for her.

>> No.19308841

>>19308835
>spoiler
No, I want asparagus!

>> No.19308842

>>19308835
I love american flag bikinis.

>> No.19308845

>>19308841
Pizza is horrible for that they say

>> No.19308848

>>19308607
depends on the payment

>> No.19308851
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19308851

I'm pretty sure thats not how it works

>> No.19308852

>>19308845
Asparagus pizza! I want it to taste as nasty as possible and then force her to drink lots of it!

>> No.19308853

>>19308746
Some one needs to seriously deal with these underaged spider delinquents begging men for coffees outside of outlets. It might be easy to ignore a child, but when a busty teen hangs off your arm with a promising smirk, low-cut cleavage over a prodigious bosom and watery eyes, how many men can resist the temptation to buy her an extra strong espresso and enjoy the sight of her drinking it as she rides atop him, cowgirl.

It's downright harmful to society it is, every one will have spider wives in the future, and I'm not going along with the global arachnid agenda.

>> No.19308857

Chapter 5 finally out
https://pastebin.com/VS6sTsRT

>> No.19308861

>>19308852
Disgusting, you deserve to get Tachibana'd.

>> No.19308863

>>19308845
>>19308841
>>19308835

Was there ever any actual proof of that or was it all just a person saying things on the internet?

>> No.19308866

>>19308852
Anon, I don't think you understand your place in this relationship.

>>19308853
Who are you to stop Gyaru Arachnes from seducing their classmates?

>> No.19308867

>>19308863
I’m not gay to try myself

>> No.19308870

>>19308863
Anon, are you seriously asking me to taste my own jizz to test that?

>> No.19308871
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19308871

If you see the spirit inside the armour, it's already too late.

>> No.19308873

Life with a Shog Maid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6dJHAMFVA

>> No.19308877

>>19308851
>Man's bald spot somehow ends up carrying the power of the moon
>This causes wolfus to be extremely attracted to him
I'd rather be blessed by the sun and have some brown monster cuties after me.

>> No.19308878

>>19308866
>Who are you to stop Gyaru Arachnes from seducing their classmates?
Some one who doesn't want to see a future of web-based technology.

>> No.19308879

>>19308853
>>19308866
>trashy gyaru arachnes
>coffee doesnt even give them a buzz and they're do anything for shitty energy drinks

>> No.19308881
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19308881

>>19308867
>I’m not gay

>> No.19308882
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19308882

>>19308861
Eat shit and die Bollocks

>> No.19308884
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19308884

>>19308867
>>19308870

Why is this the first thing you guys jump to, as opposed to documentation or something. I'll google it myself I guess.

>> No.19308886

>>19308871
The worst thing would be being right next to sombody that has living armour on while the spirits doing its thing

>> No.19308896
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19308896

Your daughteru is all grown up and heading off to college. What do you send with her?

>> No.19308897
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19308897

>Hey, hey, come on, open up and let me in!

>> No.19308898

>>19308879
>"Anon-kuuun~ Please don't make me beeeeg~ Just pleaaaaase gimme a sip of that Redline?"
>"Just a sip anon. Just a sip that is the holy fucking grail of energy drinks just one sip."
>"Eh? You'll just... give it to me? Just like that?"
>"...We'll do the trade at my house, come on."
>"Why? because I'm going to fuck your goddamn brains out you cute dumbass let's go."

>> No.19308913

>>19308871
What if you see the spirit from a cursed armor whose design you find horrendous? Does she make you like it or does she change it to suit your tastes?

>>19308886
If the spirit is shameless enough to do her thing on the battlefield then that would lead to some interesting stories and rumors
>Mysterious warrior in huge demonic armor is knows for striking his foes down while sexually moaning like a girl

>> No.19308919

>>19308896
A book on how to write your own 'Foolish Mortal' and 'I am Fire and Death' speeches, so she can impress all the cute boys at college.

>> No.19308924

>>19308871
Is it wrong to be more interested in sex with the Living Armor while she's fully armored than while I'm wearing it?

>> No.19308934

>>19308897
Damn these slutty Mosquitos. Between these Spiders hanging off my arm for some espresso, or these Mosquitos buzzing around my windows all night, you might say i'm seriously bugged.

>> No.19308938

>>19308934

I was going to make a play on words with "insection" but some faggot would just point out that spiders aren't insects and ruin it.

You know who you are.

>> No.19308950

>>19308938
I certainly know who I am.

>> No.19308953
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19308953

>>19308934
>3 Mosquito girls crawl into bed with you at night.
>Slowly licking and nibbling every inch of your body, as they get turned on by the smell of your blood flowing through your veins.

>> No.19308960

>>19308881
I want a smug, pai loli cheshire/werecat/nekomata

>> No.19308965

>>19308897
Never let a mosquito girl in.
First they tell you that they just need blood to feed her future offsprings.
Then they tell you they just need some semen to get pregnant.
Then they tell you they need more blood and semen for the pregnancy to go well.
And even after all their child have been born successfully and got well fed they'll try to convince you to impregnate them and give them plenty of blood again.

>> No.19308969

>>19308896
Her mother. Because a titania accompanying anyone to college sounds like a Disney movie and that's fantastic.

>> No.19308971

Can you make cologne that's infused with a monsters essence to attract a specific monster?

>> No.19308984

>>19308971
Imagine all the monster girls that follow a dude that smells like virgin when he isnt one

>> No.19308985

>>19308960
>Smug nya-ha-ha while carried

>> No.19308999

>>19308896
A few pounds of rice, beans and a very hefty gift card for <grocery store> so she can purchase fresh meat, fruits and vegetables and keep stocked up on any snacks she wants.

A TV, a computer for taking notes or working with and a Costco card so she can get gas for better prices on average and bulk purchase necessities.

And a calendar for each day in the school year with encouraging and loving words handwritten on each day for the next 5 years so that even if I don't talk to her that day over the phone or with messages, she can still get that warmth of her father's love.

>> No.19309004

>>19308953
Would slap and spank.

>> No.19309012
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>>19308960
>>19308985

I love the shorties because I'd feel like I'm protecting them all the time.

>> No.19309013

>>19309004
>Ahh~ Slap me Blood-daddy!~

>> No.19309017

>>19309012
I love the shorties because I can bully them all the time and get away with it!

>> No.19309018

>>19309012
I just like them because they're small and can be meaty.
The perfect tiny packages to play with

>> No.19309034

>>19309017

Then the tears well up in their eyes and you start feeling bad. They'll play you like a book if you let your guard down.

>> No.19309035

>>19309012
Ratas are so smol!

They're like portable mofu!

>> No.19309037

>>19309013
Out the windown she goes!

>> No.19309040

>>19309035
Pocket mofu and pocket reporter!

>> No.19309041

>>19307287
I would for any member of any race that legitimately loved me. That's all.
Except for any of the bug races, I can't get behind that

>> No.19309045

Just curious, has any writefag/drawfag/namefag taken Apple as a name?

>> No.19309055

>>19309045
Could always check anubis.moe since you can search by author name but I don't think they have.

>> No.19309061

>>19308401
I'd prefer the Office Space variant of hypnosis

>> No.19309064

>>19309045
Why do you care? Honest question from a writefag

>> No.19309083

>>19309064
I just realized its about writefag name instead of character name like last time

>> No.19309088

>>19308965
>5 of your vamp mosquito daughterus all asking for your blood
What do

>> No.19309092

>>19308919
>When your Red Dragon wife thinks you're being bullied and goes full I AM FIRE, I AM DEATH
>Her wingspan blocking out the sun
>It's just a horde of her fans

>> No.19309099

>>19309088
Give blood to wife who will then give it to your daughters. Pretty simple.
Don't ever feed your daughters directly or you'll up with 25 granddaughters before you even realize it.

>> No.19309105
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19309105

This is the ideal monster body-I will fight you if you say otherwise.

>> No.19309111

>>19309105
I wish I could sign a contract with a demon, I'd accept any terms.

>> No.19309123

>>19309105
How about you go back to >>>/reddit/ where you came from

>> No.19309125

>>19308801
>spoiler
This seems like either a set-up for heartbreak, or a genuinely good healing (in the non-urobutcher sense) story.

Pouring one out for the posthuman monstergirls that changed on impulse, though. Transforming would change your lifestyle, looks, how people would interact with you, etc.

Also, think about all of the girls with social disorders and such that might see mamono mana as a ticket out, only to have strangers she doesn't want getting pushy, strange sexual urges she struggles to curb, and turning what few male friends she could turn to for comfort away from her out of fear that they might get incubus'd.

>> No.19309128

>>19309105
>grabbing images from reddit and posting them here
Fuck off

>> No.19309130
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19309130

Setting up shop in the royal demon realm would up my chances of getting a lilim.

>> No.19309141
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19309141

Be a friend to all children
Beetles are odd bugs

>> No.19309149
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19309149

>>19309130
Lilims are alright I guess

>> No.19309160

can't get comfier than lying your head on your wife's pregnant stomach

>> No.19309163

>>19309099
Won't that get you ambushed in your sleep because the daughterus think it's unfair that their mother is the only one who gets to bite you?

>> No.19309164

>>19309130
What kind of shop would you open?
You'd attract different Lilims depending on what you sold.
>Setup an oddities shop
>End up with a weirdo Lilim

>> No.19309170

>>19309149
Not the oc ones

>> No.19309173
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19309173

>It's not rape if it's a man!

>> No.19309175

>>19309164
An odd shop full of relics would be my kind of thing

>> No.19309179
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19309179

>>19309149
I like lilims
I feel like going to for one as a wife is a great goal if I ever get Isekai'ed

>> No.19309199 [SPOILER] 
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19309199

>>19309179
>Isekai'ed

>> No.19309202

>>19309164
Rare weapons and magic artifacts from all the lands in the realm. Lots of good contraband. But i'd marry a Mimic or a Mimic Lilim.

>> No.19309203

>>19309160
Feeling my daughteru kick would be too comfy. Would pamper my pregnant wife.

>> No.19309205

>>19309179
Patrician taste

>> No.19309220

>>19309179
Selene is weird.
If I was her, I would just get my Lilim sisters to nuke the other cities surrounding Aris, thus solving the issue.
The city doesn't get targeted if there's no one around to target it.

>> No.19309221
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>>19309179
>>19309199
>Anon, a fat otaku type, dies of cardiac arrest
>BUT ALL IS NOT WELL
>For his soul gets Isekai'd into something similar to MGE
>Grows up in a completely mundane role, no more than a farmer's son with back breaking work
>Then, a wild Lilim appears in his village to convert everybody
>Her fucking face when, after retaining his memories of his past life, Anon just flat out confesses his loves for all things 'Lim, in front of all her subordinates
>His isekai father wondering where he went wrong in raising his son to love human girls
>His mother turning into a Holstaur and fawning on her husband

>> No.19309222
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19309222

Is this accurate?

>> No.19309249

>>19309221
I'd love to see KC's reaction to threadcanon Druella.

On one hand, he'd be annoyed at seeing his badass conqueror being reduced to an awkward moeblob.

On the other hand, he'd be glad that there's no violence or grimderp involved like there is with MGU and SpaceBattles.

>> No.19309256

>>19309220
And ruin the plot?

>> No.19309261
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19309261

>Can I bite you then wrap you tight?

>> No.19309267

>>19309220
Do you really think Lilims would go on a multi city crusade just so one of them could get a man?
Also there's a ton of things that could happen if she nuked the city:
>Leon could be taken by a another monster, so she could potentially cuck herself
>The reaction of the surrounding villages as she said
>Given the way Beast works as a writer, Selene is gunning for green realms. Nuking would make it dark.

>> No.19309268

>>19308953
I don't think they'd enjoy it that much with all the garlic in my diet. Unless they all react like vampires.

>> No.19309290

>>19309261
Yes please, that's my fetish

>> No.19309298

>>19309261
I'd battle that.

>> No.19309330

>>19309256
It just doesn't sound like what a Lilim would do.
Even less so with one like Selene.

>> No.19309342

>>19309017
Just be careful of that sneaky one who loves ambushing unsuspecting Anons

>> No.19309353
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19309353

>>19309141
Be more than friends with monstergirl children.

>> No.19309358
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19309358

>>19309342
What is she gonna do, pull me into an alley?

>> No.19309362

>>19309353
Monster girl lolis, especially the fighters, are for impregnating

>> No.19309366

>>19309353
I prefer my salamanders mature

>> No.19309372

>>19309353
Sure, I'd be a lolimander's teacher.

>> No.19309377

>>19309330
So how should Selene be acting then?
As what she's doing now fits what we know of her.

>> No.19309390
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19309390

Well?

>> No.19309402

>>19308879
That wouldn't be much since vending machines where I live sell energy drinks along with every major store.

>> No.19309405
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19309405

>Honey, look!

>> No.19309409

>>19309390
May I ruffle it?

>> No.19309411

I want a monster who's basically just Galko.

>> No.19309422

How do monstergirl harems work when it goes past bigamy? How do they cuddle their husband? For three, I imagine one on each side and one laying on top of him but after? Do they just collapse in a pile together after a marathon fuck session each night?

>> No.19309425
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19309425

Frens, how do I get a lilim waifu?

>> No.19309426

>>19309358
>Ambush you
>Force-feed you paralyzing drugs and aphrodisiacs
>Edge you till you can't take it anymore
>Run away and leave you with blue balls
Rinse and Repeat

>> No.19309430
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19309430

>>19309411
Not quite what you requested, but someone did draw another character from the series as a Cupid.

>> No.19309432

>>19309425
Just be yourself bro

>> No.19309433

>>19309422
One on each side, one on his back, one on his chest

>> No.19309440
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>>19309425
1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.
I hope nobody is dumb or hopeless enough to actually do this

>> No.19309443

>>19309430
That's cute, but I wonder what Galko would be, maybe a Holst?

>> No.19309446

>>19309443
She'd be cute

>> No.19309447

>>19309440
What the fuck anon. I just did this and system32 deleted itself and my dog turned into mustard gas!

>> No.19309460

>>19309447
If you actually followed my instructions, then you wouldn't be typing.

>> No.19309462 [SPOILER] 
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>>19309440
Thank you anon, will definetly try

>> No.19309466
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>>19309267
>>Given the way Beast works as a writer, Selene is gunning for green realms. Nuking would make it dark.

Not necessarily.

i.e. Saphirette nuked Polove into a bright green realm. The kind of realm a land becomes is at least partly dependent on the nature of the monster/s that change it.

>> No.19309469

>>19309425
You don't get a lilim, the lilim gets you. Since they're probably leaders if various demon realm factions and kingdoms, they're more likely to seek out partners who most closely represent their beliefs about love.

A Lilim who believes men should be subjugated housekeepers would find a man with all the skills of a mother + a charismatic personality, part as her lifetime companion, and part a trophy husband to demonstrate to her followers that her type of husband is the best type.

In other words, you have no control over their decision, and should keep improving yourself in any way you can to maximize your chances.

>> No.19309472

>>19309433
And if there is more than that then they just work out a way to take turns.

>> No.19309474

>>19309446
With huge breasts!

>> No.19309476

>>19309472
That they would.

>>19309474
That goes without saying.
Those sorts of girls needs them

>> No.19309477

>>19309372
You'll have a lolimander that looks and dresses like that, adores you and calls you sensei all the time. Enjoy constantly reenacting the "sweating man wiping his forehead" reaction image, anon.

>> No.19309484

>>19309460
I'm well aware, anon. I'm former CBRN in the US Army. Just memeing. But hey, did you know that soaking castor beans in water and drinking the liquid the next day is good for fighting cancer?

Please don't do that. It makes ricin which is EXTREMELY illegal and EXTREMELY deadly.

>> No.19309489

>>19309476
What sorts of girls?

>> No.19309490
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>>19309405
>still no Cursed Halberd
>still no Cursed Pilebunker

>> No.19309492

>>19309489
Lewd JKs

>> No.19309494

>>19309462
Did he actually die?

>> No.19309495

>>19309490
>no cursed codpiece

>> No.19309498

>>19309494
yes

>> No.19309501

>>19309498
Fuck.

>> No.19309504

>>19309490
KC already confirmed.the existence of different types of cursed swords. Similar cursed weapons are more or less implyed and would probably work the same way.

>> No.19309506

>>19309422
They can take turns or cuddle each other I guess.

>> No.19309529

>>19309422
>Do they just collapse in a pile together after a marathon fuck session each night?
Basically, bigamy anon gets fucking RKO'd onto the bed, suddenly six bodies pile on top of him and he suffocates under the weight.
A fitting punishment. God gave us a single dick, because we don't need more than one woman.

>> No.19309533

>>19309422
Depending on their size they could cuddle your legs too.

>> No.19309536
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19309536

>>19309529
>Brainlet doesn't read source material.

>> No.19309539
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19309539

Post brown dragons.

>> No.19309540

>>19309533
Not him but I want a Big MEAT harem.
Space would be at a premium

>> No.19309543

>>19309492
Galko is not lewd, she just has a lewd body.

>> No.19309544
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19309544

Reminder that around MILF’s and cakes never relax, you might be ending the prey of a cougar

>> No.19309559

>>19309536
Pretty sure that's not ignorance of source material so much as what this anon "wants" to happen to anons with harems.

>> No.19309569
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19309569

Deer. Pussy.

>> No.19309576

>>19309353
It's weird, I've been thinking about doing stories lately... for some reason. I haven't felt this need to be productive for quite some time.

Half my work day was consumed by this cuddlesaurus you posted too.

>> No.19309581

>>19309576
Talk is cheap.

>> No.19309585
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>>19309544
>tfw you will never be a shota again
>to even simulate /ss/ the girl would have to be a small giant
What would it take to get a dark mage to make a shotfication cookie for me? I just want to be young and innocent again.

>> No.19309588

>>19309581
It's also free.

>> No.19309611
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>>19309585
Camilla a best

>> No.19309626
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19309626

Always watch out for those crafty beach foxes.

>> No.19309640 [DELETED] 

>>19309353
do you think she'd piss on my dick?

>> No.19309643
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19309643

Nighttime approaches.

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>>19309640

>> No.19309658

>>19309649
Quit replying to retards trying to be the next slowpokefag.

>> No.19309675
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>>19309658
>slowpokefag
Did he finally snap and become an hero, or did the mods do their jobs for once?

>> No.19309683

>>19309675
Give me meat lich.

>> No.19309687
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19309687

>>19309683

>> No.19309694

>>19309687
Excellent, softest and cutest undead in the land

>> No.19309702
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19309702

>Join us anon

>> No.19309705

>>19309611

She really is.

>> No.19309729

You've been summoned, anon. By a group of four monstergirls who are obsessed and in love with you.

Head on over to mgewiki and randomize until you get four different species. Then rearrange them to fill the following role in their group.

>thick baby crazy CC
>petite tsundere with a big, firm ass
>tall, fit, dominant with strong bisexual tendencies
>genki tomboy with a huge oral fetish

Here's mine.
>Titania
>Kejorou
>Cupid
>Wight

Enjoy your wives, anons.

>> No.19309732

>>19309576
Getting tempted to write about lolis?

>> No.19309743

>>19309683
>>19309687
>>19309694
Fatfags no

>> No.19309754

>>19309743
Found the Ethiopian.

>> No.19309758
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>>19309743
There nothing wrong with wanting a meaty MG

>> No.19309762

>>19309758
Gonna grope that squirrel.

>> No.19309763

>>19309729
Sorry but neither petite nor bisexual appeal to me all that much.

>> No.19309768
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>>19309758
Snow squirrel is on the case

>> No.19309800

>>19308806
What’s something ‘special’ your waifu would do for your birthday?
What would you do for your waifu for her birthday?

>> No.19309802
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19309802

Would rape-beaming the audience at the wedding be in poor taste or her duty as a hostess?

>> No.19309822

>>19309768
The Rata reporter from Winterstown News is CUTE

>> No.19309844
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>>19309539
I must not miscegenate!

>> No.19309855

I really want to get isekai'd into the world of monstergirls and get picked up by a lilim! I want to have awkward dinner conversations with her family where they ask me what I did back in my old world and for them to be confused when I tell them about being tech support.

On the bright side, my masters in history would be exceptionally useful. And if my iPad got dragged along with me, their tech would improve extremely rapidly.

>> No.19309870

>>19309855
I don't know how far I can go with being a Machinist and having only 500 rounds of ammunition. Who would love me in monster girl land?

>> No.19309883

>>19308866
>>19308879
>>19308898
>gyaru arachnes
I never knew I needed this until now. Do they wear leg warmers on all right of their legs?

>> No.19309886

>>19309870
Gremlin for sure. Or an Anubis obsessed with technological innovation all in the name of improving the efficiency of building magnificent structures.

>> No.19309887

>>19309822
The Rata reporter needs a news assistant to get her hot cocoa and blankets after she's done reporting, the Ice Queen is still mad at Rata-chan for finding seifuku cosplay in her bedroom

>> No.19309926

>>19309855
>>19309870
You’d be better off than me as a 911 dispatcher I’d have pretty much nothing to offer in a low technology world besides anything I get sent over with.

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>>19309092

>> No.19309945

>>19309931
The adoration she naturally deserves.

I bet some dragons adopt towns to provide for and protect them if the people there agree to praise them en-mass whenever they show up (and give tributes for her hoard of course).

>> No.19309952
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Loli Liches are for manhandling their small bodies and imaginative suspended congress positions.

>> No.19309960

>>19309926
My masters in history is pretty much only useful for spouting out useless information. Most of the useful stuff would be anything stored in my iPhone and iPad. Schematics for things like the crossbows used by the Qin or medieval windmills/water wheels and Roman aqueducts that I like to pull up and look at occasionally.

Also, my massive collection of books on the iPad on things like firearms development, chemistry and other such things. Oh and all the political and military strategy books.

Jesus Christ, I'm such a boring person.

>> No.19309972

>>19309960
I'm sure a Hakutaku or Lich would find that very attractive.

>> No.19309976

Remember not to let your wife pay a visit up to Doc Gremlin for some money as an experiment.
She may be looking to test her new synthetic muscle boosting serum

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>>19309976
I'm sure my wife will do fine!

>> No.19309986

>>19309802
Lots of new couples will form if that happens so it'll be encouraged I think.

Besides there's no way a monstergirl would not take advantage of an Anon afflicted by the Basilisk's venom.

>> No.19309991

>>19309982
>Master, I have become 'HUGE' as youths say today

>> No.19309992
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>Good morning

>> No.19309995

>>19309883
Yes.
They're also some of the most loving girls out there, so if you're the one who becomes her Caffeine source don't expect her to get it from anyone else.
If you even ask her to get it herself she'll pout and get all tsun with you.

>> No.19309997

>>19309729
>dragon
>ochi
>ice queen
>oomukade
Hit the jackpot because I love all of those races and a queen with that body type is surprisingly nice.
Would probably spend more time than healthy pounding that ochi though and the thought of a genki oomukade fills me with unexplainable dread.

>> No.19309999

>>19306932
but I'm pretty sure Hellhounds boobs are very strong and firm, those weights over their nipples are heavy!

>> No.19310012

>>19309945
This is actually what I imagine my waifu doing. We'd settle in an open field, near a town or small kingdom and once people hear the news of a dragon they will go crazy.

>> No.19310030

>>19310012
I'd imagine that the Dragons who do this would be great with kids. She'd be like a superhero to them.

>> No.19310037
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19310037

Would you accept her offer?

>> No.19310072

>>19310037
How about you fuck off to deviantart.

>> No.19310074
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Ded dragon.

>> No.19310081

>>19307529
Familiars are unfair. It's over as soon as she hooks my arm with hers and smiles.

>> No.19310092

>>19310030
I can just imagine my dragon with a bunch of kids around her, saying something like "Don't you whelps worry, onee-chan is here to pretect you!" and then being the cutest thing ever as they hug her to death.

Would have countless daughterus with.

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19310100

https://twitter.com/bigveggy/status/996427049849016320

>> No.19310105

>>19310100
>Love Love BEEEEAM

>> No.19310200
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Real dead hours.

>> No.19310202

>>19310100
>commissions open
>that price
Don't tempt me like this, I really liked that shogoth and nightgaunt image.

>> No.19310207

>>19308857
That's some good shit, thanks anon!

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19310211

Weddings can be so stressful.

>> No.19310212

>>19310200
I want a zombie dragon/magma golem hybrid.

A cute, soft, glowing dragon to relax with.

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>>19310211
Tell me about it

>> No.19310233
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>> No.19310235
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Kung fu dragons!

>> No.19310239

>>19310235
That's a cow though

>> No.19310240

>>19310233
w-where are her arms anon?

>> No.19310246

>>19310233
You're pushing the boundaries, anon. Don't you know? Janitor-tan is watching. Waiting.

what kind of mamono is janitor-tan?

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>>19310233
>no arms
Ewwwww...

>> No.19310250

>>19310246
Being a janitor for 4chan is like being a QA tester for Bethesda.

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>>19310081
Familiars are indeed unfair. I don't know how KC made such attractive slutty lolis, but he did it. If I could hook up with some familiar twins in the next life i'd be satisfied for all eternity.

>> No.19310256

>>19310250
They don't exist?

>> No.19310257

>>19310250
At least you get paid for being a tester.

>> No.19310261

>>19307581
be careful anon! This may seem innocent but soon you'll be overstepping professional boundaries

Or should I say she'll be overstepping the boundaries

>> No.19310276

>>19310246
alp

>> No.19310278

>>19310250
So, doppelgänger?

>> No.19310279

>>19310100
>those t-rex tier lower arms
Yameroooo.

>> No.19310286

>>19308857
Didn't see this before, keep it up dude.

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>>19310256
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/bethesda-qa-tester-beats-skyrim-in-just-over-2-hours/1100-6340080/
They do exist, they're just very lazy.

>> No.19310308

>>19310297
I love my meaty monster gamers.
A set of three would be nice.

>> No.19310318

>>19310308
>three
Don't be so greedy anon.

>> No.19310326

>>19310318
Hey, how else can we do four player co-op/multiplayer?

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diaM sihT tsurT t'noD

>> No.19310343

>>19310336
Your posts are pretty spammy now, cut that shit out.

>> No.19310353

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that luminescent girls make handy nightlights.

>> No.19310364
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Big fat cuddlecat.

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>>19310364
Can I have a cuddlecow instead?

>> No.19310373

>>19310367
>>19310364
I choose both!

>> No.19310396

>>19310364
I'd go on adventures with her.

>> No.19310402

>>19310373
Don't be greedy.

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>>19310367
No. You have been given a traditional tsundere cow instead. You must soften her up before cuddles may be performed.

>> No.19310411

>>19310402
You can't stop me!
One of EACH!

>> No.19310428

>>19310367
I always wanted to be nap buddies with a Holst.
Sleeping on the roof or in the courtyard together would be nice.

>> No.19310429
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19310429

Top or bottom?

>> No.19310434

>>19310429
Bottom, top needs more muscle to make it tough.

>> No.19310435

>>19310428
But to get the most out of napping with a holst you need to be able to touch places buddies normally don't. How does it work?

>> No.19310436

>>19310406
My boss has huge tits and acts like a Minotaur!

>> No.19310440

>>19310429
I want bottom with top's haircut.

>> No.19310441

>>19310406
why do that when you could just ignore her until shes leaking and desperate

>> No.19310445

>>19310429
bottom for both of them

>> No.19310451

>>19310441
Because that gets you rapecow, not cuddlecow. Your goals here is her heart, not her body.

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Ghosts are underrated.

>> No.19310498

>>19310451
What if I want both?

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>tfw I'll ever get teleported to MGE Land so I can use John Denver songs to marry any Siren I want

It would be like that Homunculus doujin with all the demon ladies but with music and bird ladies instead.

>> No.19310525

>>19309729
>Beelzebub
>Mandragora
>Oomukade
>Werebat

>> No.19310526

>>19310501
I would just sing this song to the Sirens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>> No.19310528

>>19310451
fine I'll jab her with manticore spines

>> No.19310529

>>19310526
Your games suck, Todd.

>> No.19310530

>>19310528
Reading comprehension, do you have it?

>> No.19310542

>>19310526
>tfw love the song but now it's getting overplayed to hell and back and back to hell
Time for me to get on a Tom Petty kick I guess.

>> No.19310548

>>19310529
>>19310542
I don't get it

>> No.19310553

>>19310548
>pretending to be retarded

>> No.19310560

>>19310553
???

>> No.19310569

>>19310548
Fallout: Survive used a cover for its theme so now you can't take two steps without someone flailing it around.

>> No.19310570

>>19310526
Why is this song such a meme now?

>> No.19310572

>>19310560
Google motherfucker, use it.
https://youtu.be/tuOHMShAMF0

>> No.19310576

>>19310570
See >>19310569 >>19310572

>> No.19310582

>>19310569
>>19310572
I don't play video games so I wouldn't know. Calm down, Jesus Christ.

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>>19310582
>I couldn't take two seconds of my time to look it up. Calm down, Jesus Christ.

>> No.19310592

>>19310582
I mean neither do I, but I still found out by virtue of not having my head firmly embedded in the sand.

>> No.19310599

>>19310589
>>19310592
You seriously wanted me to google a song I already know and some random dude's name?

>> No.19310609

>>19310599
Just because it's your first day on the Internet doesn't mean you deserve to be spoonfed.

>> No.19310614

>>19310582
Petty indignancy knows no bounds.

>> No.19310620

>>19310609
You really want to shit talk about some literally who and his video games because I ask who this person is? Fuck off faggot.

>>>/v/

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I want an ojou-sama centaur waifu!

>> No.19310640

>>19310582
>I don't play video games
What the fuck do you do

>> No.19310646

>>19310599
>>19310620
Not him but I seriously have to wonder if this thread is the only place on the internet you ever visit.
This sort of stuff makes it to all variety of information channels.

>> No.19310648

>>19310620
>literally who

>> No.19310653

>>19310498
Soften her up, THEN ignore her for a bit. Wearing some red will help as well.

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>>19310640
Besides working, outdoor activities (camping, frisbee golf, ect), shooting, reading, writing, tabletop stuff, gym, painting, mountain biking, ect.

>>19310646
I don't browse /v/ if that's what your asking, I also don't browse any video game websites.

>>19310648
There's a lot of people with the name Todd.

>> No.19310672

>>19310665
>There's a lot of people with the name Todd.
Google motherfucker, use it.

>> No.19310682

>>19310672
Did I insult your hero?

>> No.19310683

>>19310367
I imagine holstaurs online would be like those cretins you see in idol threads once they've gone a bit without milking

>I bet Anon's XXX smells like cocoa butter
>I made a rough estimate of the size of Anon's flacid d*ck by comparing the sizes of his bulge in various pictures he posted online. Anyone know a good estimate for a flacid:erect ratio? Asking for a friend
>My mom caught me masturbating with my anotomically correct Anon body plushie. She thinks it's just a phase wwwww

>> No.19310685

>>19310646
He's pretending to be out of the loop for that epic /jp/ non-crossboarding cred

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>>19310682
You really ARE out of touch.

>> No.19310689
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19310689

Enough talk about video games. Let's talk about momsters.

>> No.19310691

I want to touch and tickle my monster daughteru's vagina during bathtime!

>> No.19310692

>>19310689
I don't want a momster. I want to make a monster into one, though. Multiple times.

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>>19310688
>>19310672
This is how stupid you look right now man. Keep typing out epic responses so you can feel good about yourself!

>> No.19310702

>>19310696
It’s time to stop dude
It was probably time to stop like ten minutes ago but now moreso than ever

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>>19310689
The best momster is one that is referred to as such because she's the mother of your children.

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I wanna cuddle with a Yeti and play some Smash Bros with her!

>> No.19310717

>>19310689
Y'all talk about momsters and lolimamos but what about that forbidden fruit amongst all of the romantic scene

monsters close to your age group

>> No.19310727

>>19310707
You get it, anon.

>your monster wife reclines back on the couch while watching TV with her belly swollen with child
>keep clutching at your chest from how heart attack-inducingly adorable she is
>nearly die of a heart attack when she cuddles your newborn daughter shortly after giving birth

>>19310717
Puh-lease. My ideal monstergirl is the same age as me. I could care less if she has a big, firm butt or hefty breasts as well. I just want her to love me. That's it. As long as she does, I'll give her my heart and soul.

>> No.19310730
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Bow down before the fearsome and mighty Dragon!

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>>19310730
Bow down before the cute and happy Wurm! LN has outdone himself again.

>> No.19310741

>>19310730
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Dragon, is in fact, HMN/Dragon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, an elf.

>> No.19310744

>>19310711
Competitive yetis huffing when they lose, then cheerfully challenging you to a rematch!

>> No.19310753

>>19310707
>>19310727
Pregnant ninja mofu:
i.imgur.com/6VClUzJ.png

>> No.19310755

>>19310689
>>19310707
Exactly this.
>>19310717
Those are great too because you can watch them go through the various phases and body types in life, making them into your ideal body type over time.

>> No.19310762

>>19310753
L A T E X

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Everything went really well at work and you finished much earlier than expected.

How are you going to surprise your wife when you get home?

>> No.19310766

I am the terror of MGC, the man who strikes fear into the hearts of single monster girls everywhere.
I am the serial butt rubber, and they will never catch me.

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>>19310753
Goddamn if that doesn't nail just about every one of my turn-ons.

>>19310762
Shush you.

>> No.19310775

>>19310770
>Shush you.
No way anon!

>> No.19310781

>>19310753
Something about her eyes bother me.

>> No.19310788

>>19310740
Uhhhhhhhhhhh THICKER

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>tfw you will never watch your echidna wife craddle all of your daughters in her coils and coo over them with a face of absolute motherly happiness
I need portals now

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Why is her mouth wavy? What is she plotting?

>> No.19310813

>>19310797
She's really ticklish and that gown is teasing her something fierce.

>> No.19310817

>>19310764
Steak and a tongue bath?

>> No.19310821

>>19310789
I would gladly "take one for the team" and marry an echidna when the portals open.

>> No.19310823

>>19310764
I bring home takeout from that amazing chinese place and enjoy a relaxing dinner with her. And then I have her for dessert. I'm gonna be gorging myself on every single one of her holes.

My tongue will get so much use, I might even rub off my taste buds!

>> No.19310867

>>19310817
i'm not sure i could lick anybodies feet

>> No.19310873
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>> No.19310902

>>19310813
If you tickle a Yeti it leads to hugs
If you hug a Yeti it leads to cuddlesex
If you cuddlefuck a Yeti you get more little cuddlebugs running around

>> No.19310903

>>19310867
How about a butthole? Would you bury your face between your monster wife's buttcheeks and tonguepunch her puckered rosebud?

>> No.19310911

>>19309992

If I woke up next to Ran I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven.

>> No.19310919 [SPOILER] 
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>>19310903
She doesn't have one

>> No.19310920

>>19310911
Isn't dying how you get to Gensokyo?

>> No.19310922

>>19310873
I want Dullahan wive

>> No.19310926

>>19310903
What would a Kitsune's butthole be like? What about all the hair and tails?

>> No.19310936

>>19310920

Well, you're supposed to kill yourself. Then maybe Yukari will open the portal if she feels like it.

>> No.19310943

>>19310936
>Yukari opening a portal
>for a ghost
Mate, you'd just get sent straight to Shikieiki and be lectured for not taking better care of yourself. Then if you're lucky you go to hang out with Yuyuko before reincarnating. If you're less lucky, an administrative mistake sends you to the palace of Satori.

>> No.19310944

>>19310936
Suicides are how they get youkai chow.
If you want a chance you have to find a different way in.

>> No.19310949

>>19310873
>Duallahan's body is a hopeless romantic, in the monster sense, in that she wants her knight in shining armor to whisk her away for romance in the form of pounding mating pressing
>Dullahead is an ornery army-type, who overtly wants to advance her military career a bit more first, but secretly of course has the same desires of her body

>> No.19310950

>>19310943

Riding in Orin's wheelbarrow is a better fate than I can hope for honestly.

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>> No.19310965

>>19310950
>you will never spend eternity being rushed around in a kasha's wheelbarrow while Corpse Voyage plays in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct_Vs6LtJ4w

>> No.19310972

>>19310903
Look man if you don't eat ass then you might as well be a eunuch.

>> No.19310987

>>19310965

She's too persistent for her own good. I swear she's worse than fucking Nemesis and the Pursuer combined.

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Cherish this moth.

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>>19310991
I already have a moth GF.

>> No.19311007

new fucking chapter when

>> No.19311019

>>19310991
That moth is trash

>> No.19311030

>>19310991

She's the sexiest bug girl I've seen but she better not kill my mom again.

>> No.19311031

>>19310972
I honestly can't wait until portal day. Some monstergirl is gonna husbando me thinking she's getting a pure virgin boy and get the surprise of her life when I bury my tongue in her butthole and vagina over and over again before she even has a chance to touch my penis.

>> No.19311048

>>19310903
only on an MG where its gonna be clean af

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For the love of God, do not open.

>> No.19311062

>>19311030
his mom just needs to learn to let go he's in safe hands

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>>19311053
even a Cheshire would be let dowwn by this shitpost

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For the love of God, do not open.

>> No.19311073

>fall through a random portal that drops you into the room of a monster girl
>turns out your her favorite character out of all the Zipangese cartoons if the copious amount of merchandise with your likeness adorning her room wasn't hint enough
>just seeing you appear in front of her causes monster.exe to shutdown
What do?

>> No.19311075

>>19311066
Not only are you a failure, you're unoriginal.

>> No.19311081

>>19311066
>>19311053
Terrible

>> No.19311087

>>19311073
Touch her tits

>> No.19311094

>>19311073
Give her a hug.

>> No.19311096

>>19311073
Book it. I think I could handle a summoning, but fujo dick worship is creepy.

>> No.19311100 [DELETED] 

>>19311073
*cough* "Uh....would you happen to know where I am? I uh....was going to the kitchen to get some cherries to snack on but....I think I got lost. Maybe. Or I'm hallucinating right now. Anyways, what's your name? I'm Jacob but you can call me Pete."

>> No.19311101

>>19311073
>Her favorite character is a self loathing, slightly overweight cripple
I'm not normally one to question someone else's taste, but what the fuck is wrong with her?

>> No.19311105

>>19311073
I need to go to the bathroom

>> No.19311109

>>19311100
>RP
>*action*
You belong in the >>>/trash/

>> No.19311111

>>19311073
follow my nose wherever it goes

>> No.19311121

>>19311073

I watch her while she's unconscious.

>> No.19311128

>>19311096
Real world fujo a shit, but I imagine monster girl fujo would be alright. Guarantee there is no yaoi in Monster Girl World

>> No.19311143

>>19311100
Fuck off now holy shit

>> No.19311146

>>19311128
The yaoi's not the part that would throw me off, it's more the "copious amount of merchandise with your likeness" bit. I could deal with a few posters or a figure or the like, but the image I get of that is just not enticing. There's really not anything stopping an MG from being like an attractive version of the real world deal, either.

>> No.19311152

>>19311109
>>19311143
C'mon guys. Obvious bait is obvious. What are you gonna do once cheshires come through the portals?

I bet that anon is cackling happily at someone falling for his bait as he continues to shitpost all across 4chan.

In the future, hide the post and move on. Don't give them the satisfaction.

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>>19310911
I just want to breed Ran into the floor several times a day.
Is that really too much to ask?

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>>19311152
Wurm doesn't really understand but she's happy that you care!

>> No.19311201

>>19311192
I don't know dude.

>> No.19311208

>>19311146
Well once she has you, she won't need any of that stuff anymore so she'll probably toss it

>> No.19311212

>>19311200
Good job Wurm!!!!!!

>> No.19311231

>>19311201
I ain’t him, if you were wondering.

>> No.19311252

How is the writing/drawing.commissioning coming along anons? Have you been productive so far this week?

>> No.19311255
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You guys ever think about hakutaku? How well does their touch learning/teaching work, do you think? Like, do they just touch your palm and know everything about you, and can they teach you all they know in an instant? I kind of imagine that it just lets them understand more of what's underlying the things you say or do and making it easier for material to sink in.

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Anyone remember her?

>> No.19311259

>>19311066
The right always gets a giggle out of me.

>> No.19311263

>>19311252
I finished a thing I'd been picking at for three years. I also wrote out a scene for a piece I hadn't intended to start but had vividly in mind, and did half a page or so for some other works. It's been a productive time.

>> No.19311265

>>19311258
Getting caught in her cocoon is terrifying!

>> No.19311271

>>19311252
I'm still waiting on the final completion of two nice commissions, feels like I've been waiting forever now but they should both be done around this weekend.

I'm also on the lookout for an artist for a particularly detailed idea I've had for a bit now, but I want it to be perfect so I don't know when it'll get done.

>> No.19311272

>>19311265
What happens when she wants you to use harden, but you don't have any PP left?

>> No.19311282

>>19311272
You have to start using struggle, dummy.

>> No.19311287

>>19311252
Still been slowly chipping away at small pieces to get me back in the groove of writing, and it's working thankfully. I have a nice idea for a story featuring a Dragon that I think I can do something with, but we'll see.

As for commissions, still waiting on lots of them. I got a few sketches back recently but nothing complete, and my folder/list of ideas keeps growing.

>> No.19311290

>>19311255
It would make me avoid physical contact with a hakutaku.

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>>19311258
Let not the virgin's cheek
Make soft thy trenchant sword; for those milk-paps,
That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes,
Are not within the leaf of pity writ.

>> No.19311336

>>19311315
She's going to do what to my cheeks with her boobs?

>> No.19311341

>>19311252
Cowfee commission set just got finished, will probably post that tomorrow when the thread is a bit more alive. Aside from that, just waiting on a couple of other artists. My fears have been confirmed with one of them, the wips i've gotten aren't nearly as high quality as the kind of stuff they advertised on their sheets, but I don't think i'll be able to get my money back so I can only hope it doesn't turn out too disappointing.

>> No.19311356

>>19311290
I can understand why. I'd be okay with the hot teacher lady learning about my dick, though.

>> No.19311359

>>19311336
Papillon's going to pleasure you with her milk-papillons, until you spatter her virgin's cheek with your trenchant sword. Shakespeare must have married a particularly lewd Phantom.

>> No.19311400

>>19311290
I know that feel, I can't help but feel that if someone looked into my head they'd be disgusted, mamono or not.

>> No.19311424

>>19311252
Even with the setbacks of my laptop ive been writing some stuff
Might do another roulette while I brew ideas for burning edge

>> No.19311427

>>19311424
Do Inari again, and right this time.

>> No.19311463

>>19311252
Speedrun had me distracted.
Hoping to do at least something this week.

>> No.19311475

Name one combination that beats gyaru and undead.

>> No.19311492

>>19311475
gyaru and momster. Checkmate, now king me.

>> No.19311499

>>19311475
undead are good girls

>> No.19311511

>>19311475
Pure gyaru.
>>19311492
Also good.

>> No.19311521

>>19311492
Gyaru and stealth smart

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>be captain of a tank crew, which is practically your harem at this point, in the DL's army
>gremlin engineer, p'orc manning the artillery, and fox behind the wheel
>for whatever reason, you and your crew get left behind by your regiment as they push further into Order territory, so you all set out on a journey to catch up with them and rejoin the battle
>keep getting sidetracked or detoured into various lands where new adventures await

>> No.19311561

>>19311475
Monster Girls and existing

>> No.19311573

>>19311556
This fox, from what environment is she from?

>> No.19311582

>>19311556
Please respect the wilderness when driving through it! This forest is sacred territory for the Wendigos who live here for generations! If a little Wendi approaches you, simply give her a piece of your jerky and tell her to run along home. However, if a large Wendi approaches you, announce you're marriage status promptly, otherwise she may start kicking the snow up and I'm sure you know what happens after that.

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>>19311573
My guess is Wintertown, she just hasn't developed the pudge most monsters use to survive there just yet

>> No.19311612

>>19311591
>yet
Okay I don't mind your fatfaggotry until you try to shove it into unrelated shit
Fuck off

>> No.19311623

>>19311556
>tfw the first thing I noticed in this image is how the mosin is drawn incorrectly

>> No.19311632

>>19311582
>driving your tank through the forest
>accidentally bump a tree while being as careful as possible
>wood elf pops out of nowhere in your path and starts spouting off a rant about how terrible human men are to nature and how they can never match the greatness and wild nobility of the elves
>you get out of the tank to try and calm her down, but she isn't having any of it
>she's too caught up in her rambling to notice private p'orc right behind her
>she later wakes up bound and gagged in the back of the tank with gremlin telling her she might get to see 'Cap's main cannon'

>> No.19311636

>>19311612
Hope you didn't hurt yourself on that kneejerk reaction to the word pudge

>> No.19311648

>>19311623
can't really expect Nips to know much about guns

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>Dialing...

>> No.19311683

>>19311623
How is it wrong? Genuinely curious.

>> No.19311693

>>19311683
The rear sight is too far back (or the indent on the side is too far forward, it's hard to tell)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Mosin_Nagant_series_of_rifles.jpg

>> No.19311700

>>19311693
I don't see it I guess, it looks pretty similar to the bottom one.

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>>19311700
It's a special gun-autism superpower

>> No.19311734

>>19311591
You're sure she's not from the desert?

>> No.19311741

>>19311710
I've always wanted gun autism, but I'm just too poor to get a gun.

>> No.19311743

Wood Elves are dirty savages

>> No.19311781

>>19311258
First form feels silly
Second form has been essentially done before
Bunyip was the nail in the coffin.

>> No.19311789

>>19311743
Which race would be the Conquistadors if Wood Elves really are filthy little heathens?

>> No.19311793

>>19311789
Humans obviously, gotta make the dirty half breeds somehow.

>> No.19311825

>>19311710
this is a bad girl

>> No.19311835

>>19311743
They don't shave!

>> No.19311844

I'm going to get a monster girl pregnant and not take responsibility.

>> No.19311853

>>19311844
You monster. Straight to prison where your cellmate is an Ushi

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Do shy Doppelgangers have friends?

>> No.19311878

>>19311861
No, they suffer the eternal pain of loneliness, crying themselves to sleep every night only to awake and relive their horrid feelings day after day.

>> No.19311916

>>19311861
I assume they make friends with the person they like albeit in disguise.

>> No.19311937

dead hours reminder that zombies are good girls and need your love or they'll never wight and be able to speak of their love for you

>> No.19311954

>>19311937
Im here but got nothing to say that hasn't been said
Unless you want another "i like lilims/salamander/gnome/umi osho" for the pile

>> No.19311964

>>19311937
Liches are best and you know it

>> No.19311967

>>19311964
Kuudere isn't bad at all

>> No.19311972

>>19311954
I almost never see gnome posts

>> No.19311979

>>19311972
Most people here dont like the elementals in general, and gnome & undine in particular get shafted for dorome and glacies

>> No.19311989

>>19311979
That's a shame but I do like lava golem

>> No.19312097

>>19311979
I fucking love sylphs though.

>> No.19312184

>>19311989
Lava Golems are magical material monsters not elementals.

>> No.19312203

>>19311979
Well consider that the elementals are only there for power and land corruption and unlike he angels have no way of not going dark
People here hate the idea of having power outside of telling a maid to take her panties off.

>> No.19312227

>>19312203
I don’t understand what your second sentence has to do with anything being discussed.
Also no option is why they don’t get discussed; people like choices for one, and you’ll note that most species where their attitude does a complete 180 permanently after you fuck them enough don’t have as much presence here.

>> No.19312239

>>19312227
I was trying to say that part of the elementals gimmick is forming a contract for magic power and not many people here care for that sort of thing.

>> No.19312244

>>19312227
He was pointing out why people DON'T like elementals, you just made a longer winded version of what he said.

>> No.19312255

>>19312239
The problem there is that magical power is goddamn everywhere in MG, so that’s not even a unique bonus.

>>19312244
I don’t think I was necessarily disagreeing with him.

>> No.19312271

>>19312255
An elemental contract implys a boost in that area of magic, beyond the use of standard spells.
It's like how final fantasy has about 6 differnt kinds of mages

The way i see elemental magic is a guy just setting things on fire like its bioshock compared to the wizard with a staff

>> No.19312282

>>19312271
That still doest get away from the fact that magic is every were.

A elemental incubus contracted to an ignis doesn't stand out compared to an fire mage incubus married dark mage that uses fire spells other then the fact the elementalist is putting his dick in humanised fire

>> No.19312300

>>19312282
I fear going any deeper at this point is headcanon territory

>> No.19312311

>Get your balls sucked by an elf-wight as she jerks you off into a wine glass, pinky raised
>Nuts shrivel in her icy maw
Now I don't know if I'd rather undead perma-winter, and use lots and LOTS of friction to keep us both warm, or if I'd rather live in a desert somewhere and stick to her ice body like a Nightgaunt's husband

>> No.19312321

>>19312300
It's not like the threads on fire
The logistics of elemental discussion is nice anyway.
We could always dumb the conversation down and talk about the spirits getting offended by the last airbender.

>> No.19312372

>>19312271
I mean yeah, but you could also just fuck something like a high-tailed Inari and then have really great magic in every discipline instead of just one.

In any case weren’t the 4 regular elementals written really early on in MGE? I think it shows.

>> No.19312387

>>19312372
Realistically there aren't that many ridiculously strong unmarried inari, though. I'm sure everyone who would want a powerful fox waifu will get one, but that's more because of the hugbox nature of the setting itself.

>> No.19312429

>>19312203
While it's true that very few anons care about the whole JRPG medieval fantasy aspect if MGE and thus they ignore the benefits becoming an elementalist bring, I don't think that's the main reason why they don't get much love.
The 4 elementals are just too boring and plain, even if you consider everything from WG2 about them they still don't offer much as wives.

>> No.19312448

>>19312282
I'm pretty sure the elemental magic of an elementalist is at least an order of magnitude stronger than an otherwise equally strong mage using elemental magic. Or at least it'd be less draining/easier to use. Let me see if there are any relevant passages from the elemental guidebook about how unique the powers of elementalists are.

>> No.19312455

>>19312372
>I mean yeah, but you could also just fuck something like a high-tailed Inari and then have really great magic in every discipline instead of just one.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. Access to strong magic doesn't equal adeptness at every kind of magic.

>> No.19312480

>>19312448
Well here's one thing of note:

>“Dark elementals”, which may simply be referred to as “elementals” along with other types of elementals, are monsterized elementals that have had sex with their covenanters a countless number of times and stored up vast power within their body by taking in vast amounts of mana. They are the highest rank beings among the elementals, and compared to monsterized elementals, they have overwhelming power. Their abilities are ranked among the highest of all monsters including those other than elementals.

In other words dark elementals are high rank monsters, making them notable for that. Further, they have the whole "cause nature to not be impartial toward people" ability going on.

>> No.19312511

>>19312455
DE is a natural booster to magic of all kinds, so any species that has or generates a lot of DE is going to make you significantly better.
I mean sure it’s an even bigger booster to lewd magics, but that doesn’t make it not applicable to the rest. That’s probably half the reason some Dark Mages went monster to begin with. The world guides mention that, while high-rank MGs could easily use their magical ability to level a town, they have no desire to use it in that way.

>> No.19312534

>>19312511
Its a booster to your mana levels, which can lead to a boost in magic if you have the skill for it. It doesn't equal proficiency at any given magic, let alone the ability to just use all kinds automatically.

Anyway, more to the point:

>As the name suggests, “elemental magic” is sorcery that uses power borrowed from an elemental. In contrast with other kinds of sorcery that use the mana found within the human body, or the mamono mana found within the bodies of monsters, elemental magic makes it possible to employ extremely powerful spells using the elements of the natural world: water, fire, wind, and earth. Strong elemental magic specialized in each attribute using the power of nature is more powerful than ordinary magic, and at times, it can even exhibit enough might to alter terrain.

>Also, other mages that use their own vital energy can run into predicaments. If they use too many spells and run out of energy, their body becomes exhausted and, in the worst case scenario, they will end up passing out, but since an elementalist substitutes it with elements from the natural world, even if an elemental's elements run out, the caster won't get exhausted or pass out.

>However, since it is necessary to borrow elements from an elemental in order to use elemental magic, if the elemental herself were to run out of elements, or, although I don't think it's possible, also in the case where one neglected to have regular sex with the elemental and didn't receive the elements, elemental magic cannot be used. Also, when an elemental refuses, elemental magic can't be used.

>Additionally, one of the factors that determines the strength of elemental magic is whether or not the body and soul of the elementalist and the elemental have communed and become one. For that reason, elementalists and elementals must usually be in a trusting, loving relationship as lovers or husband and wife, and it's important for them to have intimate knowledge of one another's body and heart through days of physical contact and sex.

So it seems elemental magic has various advantages compared to other forms of magic. Its more limited in application since it is limited to the elements (as opposed to teleportation magic and such), but the user has more endurance and power compared to a non-elementalist using the same kind of magic.

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>>19310711
>Ehh? I'm supposed to attack the fluffy dragon girl to get her dagger?

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>>19312534
On a related note, there are some things you just don't joke about if you're an elementalist.

>The entirety of the elemental changes to be joined with the covenanter and to belong exclusively to the covenanter. In this way, a covenant with a monsterized elemental is an extremely serious thing. Those who have experienced out of this world sex with these monsters would never want to leave them in the first place, but regardless it's impossible to annul a covenant once it has been bound. If one were to joke about annulling the covenant, since a monsterized elemental wouldn't want to lose her covenanter, she'd totally ravish him enough to transform herself into a dark elemental and consume his mind with pleasure so that he could never even joke about leaving her.

>> No.19312560

>>19312311
Dating a hinezumi almost makes you wish for a nice nuclear winter

>> No.19312578

>>19312203
>Well consider that the elementals are only there for power and land corruption and unlike he angels have no way of not going dark
>People here hate the idea of having power
No, rather what kind of a pleb mage needs to rely on power borrowed from someone else.

>> No.19312626

>>19311793
Would Alps then be the third race to make the even dirtier half-breeds?

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>>19310740
WIIIIIIIIDDDEEEE Wurm

>> No.19312644

>>19312637
What the fuck does that image have to do with anything?

>> No.19312663

>>19311475
Loli and undead

>> No.19312667

>>19312637
Go away

>> No.19312762

>>19312578
...anime power of love and friendship?

>> No.19312786

Which monster girl has the better feeling pussy, Kikis or Shogs?

>> No.19312805

>>19312578
Depending on the magic system a setting uses and how you look at it, most magic could be borrowed.
Like the power of the elements not being your own and you're only harnessing them, powers coming as a result of a god's blessing or using catalysts such as crystals.

Besides you're looking at it wrong, you can already have power in the first place and use elementals to give you a little extra. It's like asking why a millionaire would want even more money, more is always good.

>> No.19312806

>>19312786
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3167267
It's not even a contest.

>> No.19312824

>>19310730
>You'll never be her mar mar

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>> No.19312840

>>19312806
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3136314

Also the benefits of Shog is that you could have a Shog orgy with just one.

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>>19312786
I'm unable to decide, I'll have to try them both out!

>> No.19312859

>>19311972
Really?
If anything its undine and ignis that are underused.

>> No.19312870

>>19312549
There needs to be a follow up image of undine holding him down
If I had money i would commission it with swirling vortexes going around them

>> No.19312876

>>19312826
Plant Dragon?

>> No.19312888

>>19312826
As long as she doesn't fuse me with a tree.

>> No.19313037

Friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with kissing your little MG daughterus on the mouth.

>> No.19313053

Would feline monstergirls give their husbands/daughterus tongue baths?

>> No.19313058
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>>19313053
Yes.

>> No.19313081

>>19313053
>>19313058
>Wait... what are you...
>*bizzare gutteral noise indicating strange pleasure*

Nyah-ha-ha!

>> No.19313093
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>Baby Snake
>A girl denied her upsies

>> No.19313110

>>19313093
HUGS THAT KILL

>> No.19313168

>>19313110
WON'T YOU GIVE THEM TO ME

>> No.19313175
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>>19313168
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>> No.19313182
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Houristaurus

>> No.19313210

>19313037
Fuck off

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>>19313093

>> No.19313259

>>19313182
Sweet delicious meat.
She’s begging for a baby

>> No.19313263

>>19313218
Her rage, all consuming

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IT'S ALIVE

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>>19313110
>>19313168
>>19313175

>> No.19313336

Is it weird I put about as much thought into my human characters as my MG characters?

Both major and minor?

>> No.19313344

>>19313336
I mean, I feel like writing quality would be worse if you didn't.

>> No.19313443

Can you make a covenant with all 4 of the elementals?

>> No.19313454

>>19313443
Yes, but know this. Doing so will result in a transformation in yourself. A transformation into CAPTAIN PLANET!

>> No.19313456

>>19313443
Yes. What I want to know is can a monstergirl form a covenant with an elemental completely non-sexually.

>> No.19313472

>>19313443
>>19313456
Saphirette has all four elementals.

>> No.19313473

>>19313454
Only if you manage to find Eros's heart elemental.

>> No.19313481

>>19313336
Character's a character; you're not doing it right if you're not thinking about both lots and equally.

>> No.19313492

>>19310100
Tonguejob paizuri best paizuri

>> No.19313582
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I always thought it was odd that Lava Golems aren’t elementals but are “Magic Material” type, implying they’re a magic-infused creation of some sort.
I wonder if they were ever used as something like forges.

>> No.19313586

>>19313582
I bet they call their wombs forges.

>> No.19313631

>>19313586
Dammit, they would, wouldn’t they.

Also I checked and found out that Lava Golems can even be found in the snowy regions, they’re just more mellowed out there.
This annoys the Ice Queen.

>> No.19313761

>>19313182
The perfect size of big, both in body and in love.

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>>19313582
>>19313586
>>19313631
Lava golems are olev.

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