Flan Shall NOT PASS!!!

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Flan Shall NOT PASS!!! mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 03:05:22 2018 No.19367545 [Reply] [Original]

Flan will not pass but I know a single metal gate won't be enough. Any suggestions or ideas to stop Flan from getting through here?...

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 03:07:42 2018 No.19367555 File: 284 KB, 1200x898, wooden barricade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367545 Just for extra measure, i will add these sharp wooden barricades

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:09:21 2018 No.19367565 >>19367545 Put a big cock on the middle of the hallway. She won't resist to suck it and it will give you plenty of time to recontain her.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 03:11:34 2018 No.19367573 File: 331 KB, 1200x898, huge rooster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367565 You sure this is gonna work?...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:17:05 2018 No.19367604 >>19367573 No no no no NO! The cock needs to be BIG and BLACK!

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 03:19:20 2018 No.19367614 File: 449 KB, 1200x898, black rooster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367604 OK Big and Black

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:35:51 2018 No.19367653 >>19367614 Ok, now please contact the MTF- Nine Tailed Fox. They'll come in to rescue the nerds and shoot on sight all the fairy maids

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 03:41:04 2018 No.19367667 File: 457 KB, 1200x898, called them.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367653 OK, they arrived but they said they can only lend these much personnel since the others are on an extended vacation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:41:35 2018 No.19367670 File: 117 KB, 322x883, 7FB592BF-18FB-4563-BE58-994793024CA3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367545 >>19367333 Too late

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:42:37 2018 No.19367673 >>19367667 Call Alucard

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 03:42:46 2018 No.19367674 >>19367670 We're preparing for tomorrow though...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:44:17 2018 No.19367681 File: 381 KB, 1000x725, 1500555330961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367667 Uh, I think we have a huge problem....

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 03:45:22 2018 No.19367685 File: 501 KB, 1200x898, allucard here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367673 OK, Alucard agreed to help us... the Big and Black avian seems to be uncomfortable with his presence though...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:52:52 2018 No.19367712 >>19367681 Fuck, now you just made me think of Elfin Lied but with Flan instead. Can someone draw draw that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:53:54 2018 No.19367716 >>19367685 He knows

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 03:57:51 2018 No.19367730 >>19367685 Get Vanhelsing (the old guy not any reimaginings), the bible and nosfarato and you are good to go. Mussolini and Stalin can help, but no Hitler otherwise he might help her because she has blond hair.

mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 04:04:13 2018 No.19367758
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>>19367730
Nosferatu was just nearby so it's easy to ask for help, the old guy on the other hand couldn't make it so no choice but to go with the young one. As for the bible...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:05:02 2018 No.19367761 sugoi thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:06:07 2018 No.19367764 >>19367758 Beautiful! What caught up Mussolini and Stalin though?

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 04:07:04 2018 No.19367766 >>19367764 Mussolini I heard was hanged upside down while stalin is still asleep and none of his aides dare wake him up...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:08:37 2018 No.19367772 File: 514 KB, 221x231, ragemu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUT WHO IS GONNA HELP THE POOR FLAN?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:09:54 2018 No.19367776 >>19367766 Fugg, good enough though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:10:56 2018 No.19367780 >>19367772 Hitler...

mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 04:34:19 2018 No.19367839
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A mob just passed by and when they left we found Mussolini hanging from the ceiling... I don't think he'll be of much help in stopping Flan but we'll let him stay here for now...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 04:47:14 2018 No.19367862 >>19367839 He should be a good bait!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 06:18:19 2018 No.19368109 Jotaro, you need Jotaro against vampires bullshit!

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 06:32:41 2018 No.19368167 File: 596 KB, 1200x898, jojo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19368109 Took us a while to convince Mr. Jotaro to come here with us but eventually we persuaded him...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 06:51:21 2018 No.19368231 >>19367780 ...meets Napoleon with a loaded cannon.(you)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 07:12:34 2018 No.19368328 A mysterious man called Moot might assist you if you ask for him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 07:19:07 2018 No.19368366 Flan will just bust through the hallway to get by

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 07:19:59 2018 No.19368373 [SPOILER]

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>>19368328
I asked years ago, he wasn't going to do it without extra chemical additions I was told, and here we are. Many men use that name, United by a LACKING. And how do you even reach him now?
>gottagofast!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 08:04:07 2018 No.19368597 Your going to need the help of a wizard in setting up a protective barrier. Call Gandalf, Merlin, Dumbledore, and a pair of Final Fantasy Black and white Mages. Oh, and you need more muscle. Better go get Kinnikuman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 08:11:58 2018 No.19368630 Everybody is afraid of your mom. You're going to need her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 08:53:52 2018 No.19368837 File: 76 KB, 570x777, aku näyttää animelle mistä kana pissii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry, lads! Donald is here to show how the chicken pees! One loli here or there is nothing for him!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 08:55:26 2018 No.19368848 >>19368597 no need for them. /jp/ is already full of wizards.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 08:58:22 2018 No.19368862 File: 617 KB, 1200x898, donald.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19368837 A pleasure to have you here Mr. Donald...

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 09:05:23 2018 No.19368899 >>19368862 Looking at this fine lineup of people... I can't help but shake the feeling that Mr. Alucard and Mr. Vanhellsing are the only one who has real chance of stopping Fladre...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:06:34 2018 No.19368904 >>19368899 we're gonna have to call in Shiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:08:57 2018 No.19368920 File: 93 KB, 446x563, 1491793915691.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] May I suggest this handsome gentleman. He's quite competent at whipping little vampire girls.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 09:09:08 2018 No.19368921 >>19368904 >Shiki Which Shiki shall we invite?... The Protagnist or the scary Girl in Red Jacket?

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 09:11:47 2018 No.19368936 File: 631 KB, 1200x898, belmont.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19368920 Mr. Belmont has agreed to lend us a hand against the Vampire known as Flandre

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:19:06 2018 No.19368965 File: 63 KB, 313x420, Rainbow Stalin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367730 Stalin has awoken. Turns out he was asleep for so long because he spent all of last night partying.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 09:23:57 2018 No.19368986 File: 663 KB, 1200x898, stalin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19368965 A pleasure to have you join us Comrade!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:29:01 2018 No.19369003 File: 45 KB, 538x350, pexels-photo-207142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's the great wall of Trump. None can pass it!

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 09:29:50 2018 No.19369006 >>19369003 That might be a problem though... Mexico does not want to pay for it...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:20:40 2018 No.19369326 File: 295 KB, 1568x1028, 1522831279087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The fishe has been dispatched by the peoples of Misty Lake in order to deal with this threat in an orderly fashion.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 10:31:39 2018 No.19369418 File: 697 KB, 1200x898, weird_looking_but_probably_strong_individual.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19369326 We appreciate all the help we could get Mr... uh... anyway, WELCOME!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:36:59 2018 No.19369450 File: 762 KB, 997x786, Zug_Zug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19369326 Speaking of Misty Lake, Cirno came to prove she's the strongest, and brought a friend with her!

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 10:46:43 2018 No.19369524 File: 754 KB, 1200x898, strongest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19369450 AH! The strongest! That is so reassuring!

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:53:16 2018 No.19369585
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While Cirno was away, Gordon Freeman ransacked her closet in lieu of his iconic outfit which he didn't arrive in Gensokyo with. To be honest, defending this point isn't his main goal, but it feels kind of awkward to stumble into this large gathering of people and not see what happens.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 10:56:28 2018 No.19369620 >>19369585 We are preparing for Flanders arrival tomorrow. We will lie in wait 3 hours before her scheduled arrival and try with all our might to stop her from passing through here...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:57:48 2018 No.19369630 File: 337 KB, 350x781, Warhammer-40000-фэндомы-Adeptus-Custodes-2008812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NONE SHALL PASS

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 11:02:17 2018 No.19369660 File: 810 KB, 1200x898, no shall pass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19369630 If you think you are confident enough to stop Flandre... then please, join us...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 11:16:57 2018 No.19369784 File: 117 KB, 760x386, youshallnotpass-760x386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367545

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 11:26:31 2018 No.19369857 File: 837 KB, 1200x898, garundarfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19369784 Ah! Master Gandalf! What took you so long?

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 11:34:04 2018 No.19369929
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>>19369857
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 11:38:50 2018 No.19369977 File: 896 KB, 1200x898, help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19369929 Well... since you two are here... might as well stay and help us stop Flandre...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 11:48:27 2018 No.19370069 >>19369977 This has to work. There's no way this won't work. It's just FLAN, after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 11:52:49 2018 No.19370095 >>19369977 What about Anon? Is he strong enough to help?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 11:59:17 2018 No.19370150 File: 170 KB, 500x571, not flan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello, my name is uuuuuh.... Nalf. And I think I can be of assistance

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 11:59:31 2018 No.19370151 File: 905 KB, 1200x898, jaypee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19370095 Don't know about anon but I did manage to convince a local to join our cause... I have my doubts though when it comes to his ability to stop flandre...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 12:56:03 2018 No.19370626 >>19370150 Hmm, you're quite suspicious for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 12:57:37 2018 No.19370639 File: 1.80 MB, 2039x2894, 1503050033711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We couldn't get Reimu on the job, but we got her fairy stunt-double.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:01:45 2018 No.19370671 File: 43 KB, 480x360, foos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got some friends of mine here, tought they could help. Though they might need better firepower...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:03:03 2018 No.19370685 File: 54 KB, 325x275, 1522001053255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't we just bribe Flan into changing her route or something? That sounds a lot easier than physically impeding her.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 13:13:27 2018 No.19370755 File: 960 KB, 1200x898, amigos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19370639 I dunno, she looks kinda under-powered but what the heck... any help will do. >>19370671 But you amigos are already packing considerable firepower... come in...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:16:40 2018 No.19370785 File: 177 KB, 292x366, niggy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lemme in bros LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:20:37 2018 No.19370829 File: 16 KB, 498x362, ranranru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ronald McDonald is here to defend!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:21:36 2018 No.19370840 File: 13 KB, 209x301, oDOuE4V.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] esfores has sent in special (and nice) forces!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:22:49 2018 No.19370850 >>19369630 I agree, things have gotten stupid lately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:23:03 2018 No.19370852 >>19370829 Don't trust him, I saw him hanging out with flan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:23:19 2018 No.19370860 File: 435 KB, 600x791, cockmongler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy has awoken from dormancy to prevent Flan from getting through!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:23:34 2018 No.19370865 Johnathan Joestar can fight that Flanny Flan monster! We must bring him too! Tell him to bring his pluck sword

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:25:24 2018 No.19370880 File: 42 KB, 600x550, happy negro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19370860 He also brought his friend along!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:25:30 2018 No.19370881 >>19370685 When did the Satori achieve a conscience with sensible decision trees?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:26:15 2018 No.19370887 Where’s eiki when you need her? She can stop the flanfly easily

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 13:26:32 2018 No.19370888 File: 976 KB, 1200x898, ran ruuuuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19370829 But Mr. McDonald... aren't you and Flandre like... friends or something?...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:31:54 2018 No.19370936 File: 128 KB, 310x396, Roland_McDonald2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19370888 You shouldn't believe things said on the internet, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:32:55 2018 No.19370943 >>19370888 Ronald must stop the flanfly tonight however

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 13:36:14 2018 No.19370980 File: 1001 KB, 1200x898, titan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19370860 Hmm... while having a (fully clothed?) Titan in our ranks will boost our potential offensive power... aren't you a bit too big for this tunnel?...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:39:15 2018 No.19371008 >>19370980 2spooky

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:39:24 2018 No.19371012 >>19370980 He's a big guy for flan.

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 13:40:07 2018 No.19371022 >>19370980 Hmm... I think we have sufficient offensive capability to contain Flandre once and for all... We just need to sit and wait for her to come...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:41:48 2018 No.19371041 File: 10 KB, 370x201, 1527651201847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tewi might be a little dispirited from her previous failed attempts to stop Flan, but surely she can pull it off this time!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:45:26 2018 No.19371077 This thread is bad and whathisface shitposting in the beginning just proves how bad it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:46:40 2018 No.19371093 File: 54 KB, 391x337, E0D3FDAF-8ED5-4790-B79E-1F5BBE115E85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19371077 t.idolfaggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:58:33 2018 No.19371226 Can Aniki rise from his grave to stop Flan? What about Paul McCartney and Edgar Allen Poe?

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 14:04:41 2018 No.19371278 File: 1017 KB, 1200x898, beerus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19371226 We asked permission if the heaven's can lend us Billy Herrington for just one day, just one day is all we need to stop flandre... and they agreed...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 14:07:00 2018 No.19371296 >>19371093 A dislike of the onion smuggler comes way before idol threads were a thing Not to defend the posters in idol threads mind you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 14:07:02 2018 No.19371298 >>19371278 Needs his halo or else he will be fallen Aniki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 14:09:41 2018 No.19371325 >>19371278 beautiful

>>	mugenjohncel Fri Jul 6 14:11:08 2018 No.19371336 File: 1019 KB, 1200x898, tewi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19371298 Here... >>19371041 Also, since you're here Tewi, you might as well join us...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 14:18:17 2018 No.19371336,1 Why meido helping flan>

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 14:34:33 2018 No.19371336,2 Why was this deleted?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:05:45 2018 No.19371336,3 low iq janitor

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