I wanna be Reimu's boyfriend

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Anonymous Sat Sep 1 13:44:46 2018 No.19795286 [Reply] [Original]

I wanna be Reimu's boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 13:48:20 2018 No.19795312 File: 3.81 MB, 3400x2200, 70461571_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's getting too old. You can do better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 13:51:35 2018 No.19795336 File: 138 KB, 546x772, 5a899a52a964fa7daf692d0aabbb2369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Luna's older boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 14:09:40 2018 No.19795455 File: 107 KB, 500x349, fbi-fbi-fb-31246022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu is 10 years old.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 14:15:02 2018 No.19795497 >>19795286 She doesn't exist dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 14:29:10 2018 No.19795584 >>19795312 Reimu does not need those balloons at all on her chest

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 14:50:35 2018 No.19795726 >>19795455 exactly, shes basically an old hag at that point

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 14:50:40 2018 No.19795728 File: 562 KB, 2098x3001, 1528188908986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19795286 good taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 14:52:16 2018 No.19795739 >>19795455 Hot. >>19795726 Don't be rude. 7 may be the perfect age, but 10 is still sexy enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 15:05:14 2018 No.19795808 >>19795286 Get in line

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 23:19:08 2018 No.19798840 >>19795286 I want to be her girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:17:13 2018 No.19802578 >>19798840 no women allowed piss off

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 15:22:23 2018 No.19802975 >>19802578 you don't have to be a woman to be reimu's girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 16:57:15 2018 No.19803651 >>19802975 why are you still alive

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 17:23:39 2018 No.19803823 File: 524 KB, 720x1060, __koakuma_and_patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_satou_kibi__f7dedae564f815a4f3ca8feb9ff8819c[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19795286 I wanna be Patchouli's slipper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:17:17 2018 No.19804121 >>19803651 it's fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:20:34 2018 No.19804147 Who doesn't? Your position in Reimu's Boyfriend Application Queue is: 10746.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 18:33:25 2018 No.19804249 >>19795286 no, secondary fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:18:44 2018 No.19804592 >>19804147 What's the rate of acceptance? 80%?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:33:46 2018 No.19804662 >>19804592 0.00568% If you donate more than 50000 yens in her temple becomes 40%

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:52:48 2018 No.19804771 File: 268 KB, 800x900, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_drawn_by_ovo__97f05282e5f36722073fbcc96f5f4033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19795286 leimu... it is time for me to become you re armpite slave....

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 19:56:21 2018 No.19804802 File: 605 KB, 1450x2048, 69628561_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu. Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:02:57 2018 No.19804858 I also want 2 be reimus girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:26:27 2018 No.19805015 >>19804662 >50000 yens Not even Tewi is that expensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:29:55 2018 No.19805039 >>19795286 i already am Reimu's boyfriend and we are happily in love!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:33:38 2018 No.19805070 Reimu wouldn't put out and you know it. If you somehow did get her in the sack, she'd lie there like a dead fish while criticizing YOU for your performance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:34:34 2018 No.19805079 >>19805039 She's only interested in your money, anon. She'll soon try to get married to you, just to divorce and get half your stuff two weeks later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:41:09 2018 No.19805135 >>19805070 Little does she know that that's actually my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:42:38 2018 No.19805144 File: 46 KB, 326x360, 1438286961945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19805070 >you're not doing very well, are you? >

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:44:10 2018 No.19805152 File: 2.77 MB, 3527x2757, 1506361064368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Reimu to cook for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:47:31 2018 No.19805171 >>19795312 I really love the style in this picture. This would be perfect if the body proportions were a bit less exaggerated

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 20:48:31 2018 No.19805175 >>19805152 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:15:21 2018 No.19805348 >>19795312 I think a /jp/sie getting any girlfriend is quite the achievement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:23:45 2018 No.19805414 >>19805348 What about a female /jp/sie getting a boyfriend? Is that also quite the achievement?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 21:28:43 2018 No.19805449 >>19805175 armpit onigiri

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:14:50 2018 No.19806194 >>19805449 I haven't laughed this much for a post in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 23:31:24 2018 No.19806294 File: 153 KB, 600x750, 1519469332224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19806194 Glad I made you laugh, but I'm not joking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 05:26:48 2018 No.19807794 >>19805070 Yes. Reimu would be a terrible girlfriend in general. Awful in bed, completely unsupportive, cares more about her work than you. Almost anybody else would be a better choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 05:32:05 2018 No.19807811 I want to go on a relaxing date with Reimu, holding her hands throughout a festival making her really happy for the first time in a long time! And then leave her for Marisa!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 05:33:25 2018 No.19807815 >>19807811 That's just wrong, anon. Or do you want Reimu to kill you and Marisa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 06:17:05 2018 No.19807958 >>19798840 same tbqh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:05:53 2018 No.19808100 File: 263 KB, 560x896, 1528475100965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19805070 That's why you need to play the long game and insist on only fucking her armpits, thighs, mouth and butt until she begs you to fuck her properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:22:28 2018 No.19808166 >>19807811 You are a terrible person, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:43:14 2018 No.19808222 >>19807815 Double murders and a suicide with Reimu and Marisa!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:56:09 2018 No.19808260 >>19795286 I want to be YOUR boyfriend!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 08:05:12 2018 No.19808290 >>19808260 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 08:40:31 2018 No.19808385 File: 289 KB, 1000x1418, 13049138_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 11:42:44 2018 No.19809128 anyone got that pic where yukari gaps her jugs to reimu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 16:43:08 2018 No.19810746 >>19795455 Reimu is immortal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 17:06:29 2018 No.19810857 File: 487 KB, 900x990, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_drawn_by_yostxxx__1203d1a8a2f8a1f7e7e4f726609a0d57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19795286 i wanna put my prick in her twat if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 20:33:51 2018 No.19812099 File: 44 KB, 653x912, 66635402_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh, Reimu is awake and you haven't made her breakfast yet. She's gonna be pissed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:52:59 2018 No.19812855 >>19810857 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 22:58:04 2018 No.19812889 File: 306 KB, 1007x1080, reimu morning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19812099 It's too early to be angry. She'll just be a bit annoyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:12:28 2018 No.19813848 File: 239 KB, 1000x800, 1531424634916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu seems like the type of girl who's really receptive to anal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:44:06 2018 No.19815477 >>19805414 lol there are no girls on the internet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:46:20 2018 No.19815490 Red slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:48:26 2018 No.19815501 >>19815490 what the fuck did you just say you little bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:49:20 2018 No.19815508 File: 371 KB, 735x1000, 50741141_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19815490 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:03:30 2018 No.19815590 >>19815501 R-e-d s-l-u-t >>19815508 Would fug this slut, mating press position

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:11:21 2018 No.19815628 I want to be Reimu's friend so I can get closer to Kasen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:17:16 2018 No.19815657 File: 231 KB, 1089x1526, 1509797491683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19812889 >>19812099 I can only make porridge, omelettes or toast, what does she want

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:25:10 2018 No.19815705 File: 1.60 MB, 1100x1613, 1535971911576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19807811 Best plan ITT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:31:58 2018 No.19815736 File: 174 KB, 878x1239, 68422bd3fc840b6990c142003c12d1fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19815490 All mikos are sluts. >>19815705 Marisa is cute and perfect, but those green eyes bother me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:47:26 2018 No.19815841 >>19815657 >porridge SCOTLAND FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 12:58:10 2018 No.19816289 File: 848 KB, 700x875, edge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i want a genocidal murderer as a gf Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:13:58 2018 No.19816405 >>19816289 Who quote dudester?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:15:37 2018 No.19816416 >>19816405 I quoteth the lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:27:24 2018 No.19816480 >>19816289 Same reason Hitler had a wife, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:38:54 2018 No.19816542 >>19816289 I want to cut myself on Reimu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:38:55 2018 No.19816543 File: 147 KB, 439x439, 22666484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Chen is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:42:16 2018 No.19816556 File: 2.07 MB, 1155x1155, 22158750_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19816289 Genocide is cool and cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:46:38 2018 No.19816576 >>19816289 Youkai aren't people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:54:13 2018 No.19816626 File: 556 KB, 555x777, 70361140_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19816543 I bet whenever Yukari comes over and brings her cat Chen, Reimu tells Aunn to sic her in an attempt to annoy Yukari and to get her to leave sooner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:43:43 2018 No.19816911 >>19816289 reimu did nothing wrong

Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:56:13 2018 No.19816991
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Idle days spent with Reimu in between her murder sprees. The lingering warmth of the sheets you both share, the smell of her hair on the pillow next to yours. Marisa watching you through a crack in the door.
She lays her legs over yours. She says nothing. You exhale slowly. Clownpiece is playing a trumpet somewhere in the distance, in the cool air of the autumn.
She kicks you for being lazy. You laugh, so does she.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:19:36 2018 No.19817111 File: 26 KB, 462x320, 1332297666806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19816991

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:35:14 2018 No.19817178 >>19816991 Sounds horrible. I would rather spend my free time with somebody that isn't a horrible person. The only reason to marry Reimu is to exploit your position as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden's husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:21:14 2018 No.19817690 File: 47 KB, 463x720, nrnc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19816991

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:56:14 2018 No.19817832 >>19815490 Shut up Sanae you twincharged slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 18:12:36 2018 No.19817924 >>19816991 >Marisa watching you through a crack in the door. So what you're saying is that I should prone bone Reimu while making and maintaining eye contact with Marisa the whole time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 18:59:57 2018 No.19818190 >>19817924 Staring contest, can you cum before you blink

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 20:53:36 2018 No.19818941 File: 196 KB, 1399x1080, reimu sick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cough cough

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 22:25:26 2018 No.19819629 File: 324 KB, 874x1280, 1533132501761.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19818941

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 23:22:42 2018 No.19819918 >>19816991 I readed 'she lays eggs over yours'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:13:16 2018 No.19825508 >>19819918 Retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:16:15 2018 No.19825519 File: 60 KB, 800x750, samui.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter's coming anon. Keep yourself wrapped up warm and healthy, you hear?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:17:05 2018 No.19825523 >>19805414 Girls don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:18:07 2018 No.19825525 >>19825519 I'd rather die. I'll probaly be dead by next year anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:19:15 2018 No.19825531 >>19805348 >achievement Impossibility*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:20:32 2018 No.19825536 File: 697 KB, 1355x1061, 58231596_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19825519 Don't listen to this brazen scarlet harlot, take all your clothes off and rub ice cubes on your junk instead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:28:09 2018 No.19825574 >>19825519 I always have my window open in winter and never wear more than shirts. I let Letty do whatever she wants to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 10:42:48 2018 No.19828450 File: 758 KB, 727x908, 1435610541340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh dear, Reimu has put on a little weight recently

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 12:18:57 2018 No.19828886 File: 2.55 MB, 1653x2816, 1500285437398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19828450 Healthy, not fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 12:56:24 2018 No.19829089 >>19816289 Youkai don’t even have genes

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 12:59:29 2018 No.19829104 File: 1.61 MB, 1063x1500, 66679766_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19828450 Too many empty calories from beer.

Anonymous Thu Sep 6 13:02:33 2018 No.19829121

>>19819918
Duh, she lays the eggs so you can fertilize them. The young will then swim to the ocean, where they will live for a good part of their life, until swimming back to their birthplace, where they will find a mate, and repeat the process. It is not entirely understood how they find their way back to their birthplace, or why, but it is regarded as one of the most perilous journey's for fish

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 13:06:47 2018 No.19829153 File: 520 KB, 1633x763, r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to support her on patreon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 13:09:02 2018 No.19829166 >>19829153 What do you get for it? Can she send me weekly pictures of her unshaven armpits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 13:11:02 2018 No.19829184 >>19829166 If you give her 100 dollars per month, she'll let you lick and cum on her armpits (not necessarily on that order) once a month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 14:57:05 2018 No.19829697 File: 876 KB, 830x1135, rm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's already got one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 17:16:30 2018 No.19830394 >>19829153 Halt. You fucking imposter

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 17:19:17 2018 No.19830404 >>19829089 Then how does my half Youkai Half Human daughter have the natural hair and eye color of her mother? Why would you do this? Why would you go on the internet and lie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 17:46:52 2018 No.19830536 File: 77 KB, 420x314, 1516473215943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 17:53:37 2018 No.19830579 >>19829184 I would pay it

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 17:54:38 2018 No.19830586 File: 475 KB, 800x908, 1507542900080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19828450 I want to manhandle and impregnate this belly

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 17:57:02 2018 No.19830597 >>19830586 Delete this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 18:05:08 2018 No.19830633 >>19830586 Do not delete this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 18:11:17 2018 No.19830666 >>19828450 >>19830586 Fat girls are disgusting and unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 20:49:35 2018 No.19838427 >>19830586 That's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 01:12:14 2018 No.19839961 File: 435 KB, 766x1100, junko purify.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVERYBODY PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE AIR THIS IS A HIJACKING

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 01:13:19 2018 No.19839965 File: 2.30 MB, 1920x1320, mama junko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS IS NOW A JUNKO THREAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 01:14:22 2018 No.19839967 File: 350 KB, 511x512, junko smug smirk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEST YOUKAI YOUR OTHER 2HUS ARE INFERIOR

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 01:15:26 2018 No.19839971 File: 649 KB, 788x1121, junko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] isnt she cute uwu

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 01:24:16 2018 No.19840006 File: 80 KB, 400x407, hehehe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19805449

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 01:53:20 2018 No.19840109 File: 64 KB, 600x450, 1536329226270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19795286 She already got one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 04:14:06 2018 No.19840598 File: 619 KB, 1200x900, 1529678584578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19840109 I want to impregnate ZUN's daughter, Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 05:53:04 2018 No.19840955 File: 257 KB, 600x601, 58877372_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19839967 >youkai you blew it

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 11:33:21 2018 No.19842920 File: 68 KB, 518x800, 5a2801d978ee0261b4d9a98fadc993b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19795286 I want to BECOME the patchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 11:37:55 2018 No.19842963 >>19840006 Why he look like janny?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 12:24:58 2018 No.19843307 >>19842920 Patchy is a cool girl. I want to listen to hip-hop and discuss literature with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 02:02:09 2018 No.19848201 >>19839967 Retard

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