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Dance of the less-than-holy woman.

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>> No.19818508

Bully the shorties!

>> No.19818512
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Fox butts.

>> No.19818514

Remove bullies

>> No.19818521

Was the last thread deleted? I can't find it in the archive
Also how much fat monster ass discussion did I miss?

>> No.19818526

t. nerd

A handful

>> No.19818529

It's right there dude.

>> No.19818548

x is best girl

>> No.19818573

Monster ass in spats!

>> No.19818574
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Who needs lighters?

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x is worst girl, y is best.

>> No.19818591

I always miss the good stuff
Huh. I checked for like a solid two minutes refreshing the archive and it didn't show. Guess it just takes it a second to process it all

>> No.19818607

>Replied to me twice
Ha nerd

Here you go

>> No.19818653

And pantyhose, and jeans, and g-strings, and yoga pants, and garters

>> No.19818654

Monster ass in latex spats!

>> No.19818655

How many years have you guys been here now? My memory is so foggy that a few months to my head is probably a few years. Do you guys like the j?

>> No.19818672

Since 2014.
Oh fuck.

>> No.19818675

been here since at least late 2014

>> No.19818679

Jesus. I remember your arrival and thought it was 2017.

>> No.19818682

Since the very end of 2014, so close to 4 years now. My 3 year anniversary with my waifu is at the end of this month too.

>> No.19818684

Damn it's been 4 years, back when I used to be a shota

>> No.19818692

Congrats to the two of you! Who's the lucky girl?

>> No.19818697

Hey thanks anon! She's a Kobold.

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>Do you guys like the j?
I bumbled into these threads from /jp/, so yeah.

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>> No.19818712

>KDF has been around this long now

>> No.19818717

Last time I was here I won a commission on a .less stream and had him draw the manticore bullying the alp, I've only started visiting in the past few days.

>> No.19818730

No idea since I'm not consistent. I'll be here a month or two, leave for a few months, come back after a while. Most recently I came back since I remembered world guide three is coming out

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kiss your servants!

>> No.19818746
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Kiss their womb with your dick!

>> No.19818755

Hop in and out of threads from random periods of time, came back recently cause I wanted to draw and share Sabbath drawings

>> No.19818764

Four years I think.

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>> No.19818778

I’ve been here for a bit over two years. And I couldn’t give a shit about the rest of j, I think the reason the threads quality is so meh sometimes is because it’s on this board.

>> No.19818781
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Lion butts.

>> No.19818785

>Do you guys like the j?
I was actually a native poster before these threads got moved to /jp/ and only visited /a/ for monster girls.

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>> No.19818809

Don't fraternize with the hired help.

>> No.19818823

>vampire momster increasingly worried about her son playing with the maid

>> No.19818839

Nothing classier than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.

>> No.19818854

>Vampire wants her adoptive human son to marry some noble Vampire from another family.
>Finds him in bed with the Shog and Kiki maids who clean his room.
>And then a third girl comes up from under the covers to see what's going on and she finds out he did get with the Vampire girl after all.

>> No.19818855

As she should be, the boy's ought to associate with undead girls of proper standing.

>> No.19818870

Imagine how excited she'd be over the sheer amount of granddaughterus she'd be getting!

>> No.19818875

Summer 2014, just before the move here. Initially it was shit here thanks to sperging locals and that guy who hated femdom so much he constantly shat all over the thread, but it got better even if the content has mostly dried up.

>> No.19818895

>Noble Wight introduces Noble Vampire’s son to her daughter
>She’s still only a zombie, but she’s predicted to grow into a upstanding Wight once she has a husband to warm her up

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Reposting the link the kind anon gave last thread to their newest translation, The Celestial Sphere of Trysts


>> No.19818900
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I don't care how long it takes, I'm gonna bang my dragons nonstop until they are knocked up.

>> No.19818901

And that's when the Wight, the Phantom and the Lich come out from under the sheets.
She'd probably faint right then and there.

>> No.19818911

One thin I'd love to do with my dragon is take one or two years off to spend every second of them having sex with her.

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You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.19818939

Oh wow, that's actually quite useful.
>Although I should say, this hemisphere exists only in places such as Sabbath's base and the sorcery institutions of nations that have become Demon Realms. Other than that, there could be a small fraction left behind around abandoned research facilities.
Damn. I guess it'd be hard to get one of those without getting ONII-CHAN'D

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Apron butt.

>> No.19818945

>Zombie in a fancy dress

>> No.19818954
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You're quaint.

>> No.19818965 [DELETED] 

To be fair, femdom is shitty and for sissies.

Women only want a real man who can dominate them, not some limp wristed, onions chugging wimp who probably wants to be pegged like the little gayboi he is

>> No.19818967

Don't touch it.

>> No.19818968

There is nothing wrong with getting onii-chan'd. Also, the Sphere's only really useful for those who go after rare and more often than not powerful monster girls, so they'd probably have to be extraordinary individuals who can handle themselves to at least some degree.

>> No.19818973
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Must be a weak wight if her daughters are zombies.

>> No.19818978

That's a Zombie+ though.

>> No.19818990 [DELETED] 

>ignoring the truth

>> No.19818991

Maybe she's adopted.

>> No.19819000

Imagine being a human unacquainted with undead nobility and seeing a zombie sitting at a table at a dinner you were invited too. And like an asshole you rudely ask why she's allowed. Her mom and sister get offended, you make her cry, and your vampire mother has to pull you aside and explain that they're nouveau riche and not old wealth like her family and so not all their girls are fully remodeled yet. And then you apologize and spend the rest of the night trying to make it up to her, even sharing a lovely dance after dinner. A century later, your wife has finally become a wight and you couldn't be more proud of her.

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Relax, now that a new school year has started I'm pretty sure "that" anon's too busy with homework to come around here.

>> No.19819026

Pre oiled for killer paizuri

>> No.19819029 [DELETED] 

I want a minotaur to crush my balls with a sledgehammer

>> No.19819046

Whoa dude.
I just want her to eat my dick like a hotdog and recklessly shoot demon silver revolvers in the air whilst topless.

>> No.19819049
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Please, mino-san doesn't have the heart for such cruelty.

>> No.19819050

>Zombie just sitting at the dinner table in her fancy dress, blank expression with a steady stream of tears running down her cheeks after your remark
And now I'm sad.

>> No.19819052

>The kind of man that becomes a prisoner of pleasure, gets highly aroused as soon as he is tempted, and eagerly anticipates being raped makes them feel that he is “cute.”

>> No.19819053
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People like snakes
I like snakes, just not as pets

>> No.19819061 [DELETED] 

I want her to literally eat my dick by lopping it off with a hacksaw and then she puts it between two hotdog buns and covers it in ketchup and mustard and chows down on it. I want her to make me eat a bit of that delicious dick-dog too while she's at it

>> No.19819064

>be a complete ass to someone
>they become your wife
What is this meme

>> No.19819067
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Yeah, it's better to be a snake's pet.

>> No.19819070

I want an Ittan obsessed with facesitting and anal.

>> No.19819073

Why not? Pet snakes are pretty cool
Or maybe I'm just biased as I was a Jake Roberts fan

>> No.19819076

And also:

>many of the monsters have pugnacious personalities to begin with, so fighting is a form of recreation for them. More than anything else, they love to fight, defeat, and rape men, taking the men as spoils of war. It is said that having sex with a man they subdued through their own strength very much fulfills their desire for dominance as monsters: “This man belongs to me, and I can rape him as much as I want from now on.”

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>> No.19819088

>vampire momster takes you to the wight's castle to meet your fiancé
>the older wight is absolutely stunning. By the gods, she is a beauty to rival your own mother.
>she is wearing an extremely revealing dress made of expensive silk, and clad in jewels that would make a pharaoh turn green with envy
>she thanks you for coming and bows most gracefully, showing you her ample clevage and making you blush
>"Now, young man, let me introduce you to my daughter"
>behind her, her daughter is waiting, a prim maid by her side
>she's every bit the splitting image of her mother, albeit younger, and...
>something's awfully shifty about them
>she is actually being held up by the maid
>she seems a little lost, a bit of drool falling from her mouth
>her maid sort of shuffles her in front of you
>you introduce yourself and wait for her to respond
>she is utterly motionless until the maid gracefully elbows her
>"Yes, that's what we call her!" her mother jumps "Little Guh!"
>"Here honey, why don't you show him to the drawing room? I've left some sweets for you two"
>the young "wight" lazily starts walking
>straight for the garden
>"O-or the pavillion! Yes, a picnic is a great idea!"
>you had no idea wights could sweat before now

>> No.19819090 [DELETED] 

I want a minotaur to kill me

>> No.19819095

Friend had a pet snake once
It allways tried to coil my neck, and i made sure to not be arount he the cage was being cleaned as snake poop smells far more worse than dog/cat.

>> No.19819097

Sorry, rudely as in breaching etiquette, not insinuating she's really worthless. And you apologized for it.

Okay how about less sad then. Zombie in a fancy dress being fussed over by her Wight mum for being a messy eater, and getting the mustard spots wiped off her cheeks while she obliviously continues to eat her h'ordeurves

>> No.19819099

I wish this "i want a mino" guy would fuck off.

Anyways, I want a tomboy minotaur to show off how stronk she is by bench pressing me! And I want to surprise her by flopping my rock hard cock out, right as it's just in range to slap her on the cheek!

>> No.19819100

Sheesh, they couldn't force a mana potion or two down her throat beforehand to give her an intelligence boost?

>> No.19819112

>Jake Roberts
Growing up and realising those pythons would never really attack makes me sad.

>> No.19819113
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That would really do the human race a favor.

>> No.19819116

>I wish this "i want a mino" guy would fuck off.
It's most definitely the guy who completely loses his shit over maledom baiting people to get sucked into his shit. just ignore it.

>> No.19819120

>vampire keeps trying to introduce her adopted son to other noble vampires to marry, but he rejects them all
>tells him he has to marry a vampire no matter what
>cut to a confused vampire momster walking down the aisle towards her soon to be husband son, wondering how this even happened

>> No.19819122

Don't respond to him, he's a known shitposter.

>> No.19819132

Oh come on, it's a single faux pas.

>> No.19819133
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I doubt it, he hasn't responded to the obvious bait that >>19818965 and>>19818990 have tossed out.

>> No.19819140

I would be the MGE equivalent of jake and drop lamias on the people I beat

>> No.19819141
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Catching crabs!

>> No.19819142

Good ending

>> No.19819143

It's definitely been that way in the past, let's just drop it the fuck now so things stay comfy.

>> No.19819159

I personally like the idea that Anon would have a secret harem of noble undead girls and his maids and he was going to tell her once they got pregnant.
But your idea works too.

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>> No.19819161

Leave the bedroom after a year of fucking your wife without rest, surprised you even remember how to walk
>check the mail and find a certificate from the DL honoring couples' dedication to each other and encouraging them to keep up the good work

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>not wanting to molest a thick Zombie maid that even molests you back

>> No.19819168

I want to pet that fat dog and tell her she's a good girl.

>> No.19819169

I'm sure if you explained that you wish to use the sphere to get back in touch with your childhood dragon friend they would instantly revert to "awwhhs that's so sweet" and help you in your endeavor.

Then he embarks upon a journey to find her which leads to the wrong dragon lair, upon whence he shows the dragon a picture of her and her name and they point him in the right direction until he finally finds the cave of his beloved.

Upon which she can barely control her feelings from breaking her stoic nature, so she just grabs him by the hand and leads him to her most prized possession, a picture of them two playing together as children

>> No.19819175

I don't want to catch crabs, that shit is nasty.

>> No.19819190

>the certificate includes also a membership to the Succlub, the demon lord's loyalty rewards program
>only 10000 orgasms will get you a couple's trip to charming zipangu!

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>> No.19819203

Their reasoning was that, if you were the first mana she ever had exposure to, she would imprint on you and would become fated lovers.

>> No.19819221

Only if it includes credit to visit and play at a Otohime’s casino!

>> No.19819230

>Anon lived in Order territory until recently, but his childhood friend ran away for monster territory to escape a horrible arranged marriage to a fat faceless noble.
>When he gets to the Sabbath headquarters he gets swarmed by lewd girls trying to grope him and calling him "Onii-chan"
>When he explains his situation though they immediately shift into gushing over romance and agree to help him find her.
>Hours later they're still looking, trying to find out what she could've turned into.
>Eventually they hit a match and use magic to call her to their headquarters.
>They don't even care that she's a tittymonster Werebat now. They practically melt watching them hug after being separated for so long.

>> No.19819235

Nah. They’d almost force you to become a shota and her a loli so you’re permanently childhood friends.

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Can do!

>> No.19819241

I'd be fucking her while standing up too so it's okay! A year is pretty small in a dragon's lifespan so it might happen every once in a blue eclipse, grants us a higher chance at a daughteru too which is something I'd love to have.

That's a pretty small amount of orgasms.

>> No.19819244
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Good boy.

>> No.19819245

I'd imagine an Otohime's casino would have two wings, a Couples Wing and a Singles Wing.
The Couples Wing has all sorts of games with lewd prizes for couples and the Singles Wing has a variety of lewd games sure to make sure your next visit will be the Couples Wing.
If you rack up enough debt, you might even become the boytoy of the Otohime running the place herself.

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No, NTR is wrong.

>> No.19819261

I want to imprint a loli Harpy with my dick!

>> No.19819265

You could also brave the tentacle forest and get that sap that ensures pregnancy, though you'd have to keep your wife from burning down the forest with her fire breath (or whatever breath is appropriate for your dragon's color)

>> No.19819273

Anon, read a little closer.
You can only go into debt in the Singles Wing.

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Ah, alright, carry on.

>> No.19819283
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I want to be an adventurer who goes around and puts dresses on monsters

>> No.19819285

Anon’s got a worm dick!

>> No.19819286 [DELETED] 

I want a minotaur to tear out my spine make me eat my own pancreas

>> No.19819288

I'd like to see a Momonika Sabbath Otohime.

>> No.19819291

>put a dress on a lowly lvl 1 slime
>she stops lewdly smiling and actually blushes a happy humble smile
Good man. Every Monstergirl deserves to feel pretty.

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>> No.19819294

>Maybe she's adopted.
This made me think of a different kind of an adoption. Daughteru dicking with an adopted Wight
>"Father, I've already told you many times, but you absolutely require a wife. As a matter of fact, you deserve an as high class and young girl possible instead of remining alone. Obviously, I'm the best possible lady to be found, so I insist you take me."

>> No.19819296

Report and ignore.

>> No.19819301

That only applies for the Singles Wing Anon.

If you rack up too much debt in the Couple's Wing you must put up a good show for the other clients for a few days.

>> No.19819302


Also I want her to spoon out my eyes and pull out my teeth and break off my fingernails one by one and then I want her to kiss my boo boos

>> No.19819304

>level 90 Lilim trying her best to stay nude while you're in an apocalytic wrestling match with her trying to get a cute little sundress with matching hair ribbons onto her

>> No.19819308

But what if they want you to touch

>> No.19819310

Why not just chill with a harem of lamia?

>> No.19819313
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Implying that even works anymore

>> No.19819316

>Greenworm childhood friend slowly catches up to you at the bus stop
>”A-Anon... do you think I’m pretty?”
>your heart aches. She’s the nicest girl you know, and is a veritable good soul that you mesh with, but you prefer big, busty ara-aras that can bust bras and panties on command and she’s...
>she looks expectantly up at you, nervously chewing her first morning snack
>”...of course you are!”
>she has the biggest beaming smile ever as you ruffle her hair, not knowing that in a week’s time your childhood friend will have transformed into the most gorgeous woman in school and will be all over you in lovey dovey bliss and devotion

>> No.19819322

Assuming that you have about 2-3 orgasms per session (like most hentai) and about 3-4 sessions per day, you would need about 1143 days like of sex to get that trip. For comparison, that’s about 38 months or a little over 3 years.

>> No.19819326

Which option is the appropriate one though?

>> No.19819328

Easy peasy.

>> No.19819333

Whats a worrying weapon for a monster to have?

>> No.19819339

Probably a DE mutated gae bulg

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>> No.19819343

A Dark Elf's Secret Stash.

>> No.19819344

Just imagine being in debt to the Otohime mistress of a Casino and being her cute boytoy.
Imagine her laying back and letting you mating press her until you're exhausted and panting and then wrapping her arms around you and patting your head before giving you a big kiss and telling you she has to go to work.
The more times you cum inside her, the more stacks of cash she'll hand you to "go get yourself something nice~"

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>time to break out the sweater

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A taser, obviously.

>> No.19819354

>You and your wife rack up a debt in the couples wing
>You must repay it by releasing mana so that they can charge their tamate-bako
>If you’re willing to be featured in their advertising campaign as a success story, your debt is instantly forgiven.

>> No.19819355

>Gea bulg
That weapon is so broken it's unreal
It's a shame what the Fate series did to it.

>> No.19819358

Holstaur with a laso.

>> No.19819364

A rag and a bottle of chloroform.

>> No.19819366

>"It doesn't even have a plunging neckline!"
>"But it's cold out! You'll get sick!"

>> No.19819368

Why would I do that? I'd have the time and patience and it's not like I'll be fucking anyone else other than her, plus, I love all the sex too and the daughter that comes with it would just be a huge bonus.

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>not unicorn

>> No.19819372

>a holstaur in a leather catsuit will never hogtie you with her lasso and then feed you milk from her tits

>> No.19819373

No man could handle more than one snek. To even try is to tempt fate.

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>> No.19819379

What did they do?

>> No.19819380

>Letting a tentacle bust a nut in your wife's mouth

>> No.19819381
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Does Medusa count?

>> No.19819382

Mommy yes.

>> No.19819385
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Bonus points if she's got a southern accent and her tits are reeeally, reeeeeeally big

>> No.19819391

So a Holstaur that signed up with a BDSM themed coupling service?
Just imagine her forcing you to drink her milk to get you hard and then riding your face like the southern cowgirl she is.
If you can make her cum hard enough she'll even reward you by draining your balls with her tits.

>> No.19819392
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Is reading the settings material really that hard?

>> No.19819399

Dear god I'd pay everything imaginable for all of that
I like it rough and soft just like that

>> No.19819401

What's the reward for pregnancy?

>> No.19819403

Those are some very comfy hair snakes.

>> No.19819405

The little towels for her snake hair get me every time. What a cutie

>> No.19819406

It's user either gets killed before he can use it fully or other characters survive what is meant to be an instakill attack

>> No.19819408

But clothed sweater paizuri is a big fetish of mine, therefore she has to wear it.
Unicorn with a riding crop.
I'm not even into BDSM stuff but I'd be ok with that situation.
Yes please.

>> No.19819415
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So basically the Spirit Bomb of the Fate series?

>> No.19819416

>When a couple arrives at the base of one of these huge trees, it will extend just one of its thick tentacles towards the wife's mouth. When the wife takes that tentacle inside her mouth, it will release mucous that's so sticky and hot that nothing released by other tentacles can compare to it.
I find it funny how KC had to add that the tentacle was thick and realeased sticky hot mucus.

>> No.19819420

>The name of the species needs to be said exact, and if it is wrong the Celestial Sphere will not react.
He was a poet and didn't know it.

>> No.19819425

Demonic silver kusarigama.
Demonic silver whip.

>> No.19819427
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Stop, you're embarrassing her.

>> No.19819429

A gun

>> No.19819431
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Please be nice to your local Demon Lord!

>> No.19819437

Spirit bomb has at least one kill to its name (buu)

>> No.19819440

Something feels wrong about this. Drop the funny clothes and that could be a decent situation.

>> No.19819442

You have to get down on one knee to get her to do that.

>> No.19819446

I'm glad KC is cool and basically said you can headcannon out whatever you want from the setting because those are really fucking bad.

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>> No.19819452

Would latex tickle your fancy better anon?

>> No.19819457

>milk bottles in a holster
Peak tactical right there

>> No.19819458

That’s worse.

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>> No.19819468

The tentacle forest is definitely not for everyone. I'm fine with it existing but I'd way rather just fuck my dragon wife for some years straight.

>> No.19819480

Imagine having a zombie wife for decades then one day you find a letter congratulating her on becoming a wight. The letter is covered in dust and appears to be several months old.

>> No.19819481
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Holstaurs =/= actual cows.

>> No.19819486

That's a spanking.

>> No.19819493

Aw, that's sweet

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Fuck you, latex is god-tier.

>> No.19819497


>> No.19819499

The spirit bomb can just be conidered a powerful energy attack, so if the opponent is strong they can block it and stuff (fuck jiren though)
Gàe bulg on the other hand plants itself in your heart the moment it's thrust/thrown and will fuck causality itself to make it happen.
Imagine a monster with that shit

>> No.19819501

>Gáe Bulg of the Ulster cycle:
>So fucking aggressive a weapon you have to throw it with your fucking toes
>When it hits it literally spawns barbs throughout your entire circulatory system, every single vein artery and the heart wrench from the inside out with a trillion barbs
>Takes like thirty days just to remove the fucking thing from you because of said hokuto no ken levels of fuck that happens internally when you use it
>Cú Chulainn doesn't even really use it all that much because he's such a fucking dog and monster, symbolically and literally, in that order

>Gay Bolg-ugu in Fate
>Said to never miss
>Very first appearance and instance of its use is missing the author's rule63 king arthur fanfic insert because ___________
>Gets attempted to be used all the time but everyone conveniently has some one off thing that just makes it miss or not do anything
>RRrrrrrranca is a pathetic nip's fascimilie of the real hero of legend and the butt of most jokes in the series, and the most interesting and by far unique aspect of his legend, his warp-spasms, doesn't make any sort of appearance until a decade into it in some eye rolling typical Hollow Ichigo style cliche
But Rin is my waifu XD such a great series wish they made more characters girls with blonde hair though

>> No.19819506
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>implying she'd know how to write

>> No.19819520

The implication is that she's pretending to be a zombie, you dolt

>> No.19819521

Let’s just both agree that the other guy has shit taste

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Would you cheer her up?

>> No.19819530
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There's something wrong with this squirrel

>> No.19819531

With wightdom comes an assortment of aristocracy skills, like reading and writing flowery text, looking dashing and lifting your little finger when you drink tea

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The joke would've worked better if he said several years or decades instead of several months desu.

>> No.19819537

She's got a HUUUUUUGE set of hips.
Tail is adequate too.

>> No.19819544

That's an admirable level of dedication to her adoptive father's happiness. if nothing else.

>> No.19819547
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She seems perfectly fine to me.

>> No.19819551

Wait what spin off has the spasms?

>> No.19819558

Did you know that hibernating squirrel regrow part of their brain that dies off because of the cold?

>> No.19819560

>six digit post numbers
Really does you a thinking

>> No.19819564

He can be a berserker in the gachashit thing, and by all appearances its as I described, just some xXxDarkLancerxXx shit

>> No.19819572
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I'd roll this gacha.

>> No.19819581

Jake is too hardcore to chill.
Apparently you've never watch wrestling, desu. The Ultimate Warrior would go apeshit in the most epic way imaginable. Naturally even he'd never be able to leave the house after acquiring his harem...

>> No.19819583

When are we going to get mystery slimes so we can play wife gacha instead of daughteru gacha?

>> No.19819592

>Berserker cu is the spasm
Fuck thats a letdown, i had seen him but didnt know that
Every other fantasy that has the guy make it some awsome hulk monster thing instead of emo dragon man

>> No.19819613

>tfw no retarded squirrel to bully until she fully wakes up

>> No.19819634

Can't Cu also be a Saber class Servant because Fragarach?

>> No.19819638

He isnt emo, its just alters in fate tend to be dull, Jeanne is probably the best one

>> No.19819651

They haven't thought of that yet.

>> No.19819674

At least post some of the monster girls from fate.

>> No.19819689
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Boss gorgon looks intense

>> No.19819701

Gorgon is cutest.

>> No.19819703
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>ywn cuddle a big monster

>> No.19819709

In the case of a single dad and his son, would even loli monster girl go for the dad instead of the son?

>> No.19819715

First she sees

>> No.19819718

Made for breeding.

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>> No.19819745

i want to lead a zombie home for slow cuddlefucks!

>> No.19819755
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Winterstown news squirrel isn't dumb, she's just slow because she has a lot of layers to move around in and it's cold!

>> No.19819760

Demon silver chainsword with manticore spines for teeth

>> No.19819779

>Chimera Apophis/Manticore/Ushi Oni
>Neurotoxin of Apop
>Tail pussy of Manticore
>Stamina and strength of Ushi

>> No.19819784

no but we would certainly come back for some loli/shota potions to temporarily experience what we missed out on

>> No.19819788

That's why you just have to go to the eros sabbath branch, the loli hori's would be ecstatic about helping you and your long lost love find each other.

>> No.19819790

ratas are perfect for panties aside clothed sex

>> No.19819803
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This. I want her to smother me with her body as she milks every last drop of semen into her womb, occasionally pricking me with a manticore spine from the large bucket of them by the bed to keep me going

>> No.19819818
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which girl has the softest lap?

>> No.19819822
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Perfect for making into cute little kissu sluts

>> No.19819831

Prpbably wererabbits, if we're being honest

>> No.19819832

The most valuable trait of angels is their ability to give platonic hugs.

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>> No.19819842

>That's an admirable level of dedication to her adoptive father's happiness
Needless to say he wouldn't be the only party happy with it.

>> No.19819844

Runya runya

>> No.19819849

That rata's gotta be at least 2/3rds tail! No man was mean to have that much fluff!

>> No.19819874

I'd make another mordred

>> No.19819876
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>> No.19819886

What happens if I do one too?

>> No.19819907

Excellent taste

>> No.19819942

>"Another with the same type of power? Impossible. I, Wurm, shall be the only one stopping time"

>> No.19819944

Very nice!

>> No.19819951

>”This is the part where I say ‘It’s 12o’clock’ right?”

>> No.19819991

You know what they say, vanilla is the finest of the flavors

>> No.19820042
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I desire a Tamamo Cat maid.

>> No.19820074

She isn't a cat though!

>> No.19820087

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to tell your jinko secretary that 'showing them out' doesn't mean she has to toss them outside or tiger uppercut them if they're feisty

>> No.19820092

If a Bahzahkah says she's a cat, it's best to just go with it.

>> No.19820095

i want a sloppy neet manticore that gives casual tailjobs on the couch!

>> No.19820101
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Close enough.

>> No.19820102

Anon no, you need to have some lines.

The best kind!

>> No.19820128
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Hey, a "cat" is fine too.

>> No.19820135
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Superior fox.

>> No.19820142

Why do I have constant fantasies of feeding raging mushrooms to kuu monsters?

>> No.19820148

like which monsters?

>> No.19820150

I want to trick a monster girl into thinking that she can get pregnant from anal.

>> No.19820167

Lich, Golem, Glacie, Gnome, Automaton, so on

>> No.19820170
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>> No.19820202
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Which flavor do you like best?

>> No.19820205

Look, we already know that you feel attacked every time someone mentions a fox that isn't your chink waifu, you don't have to remind us.

>> No.19820207

Where’s the hat?

>> No.19820215
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Who is this beautiful white snake dragon anyway? I’ve only seen her in cute art and my lamia porn.

>> No.19820222
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>> No.19820227
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That's Kiyohime from Fate/Grand Order, and she's not actually a snek in canon-that originated from an April Fool's Sprite by the author of Learning with Manga! FGO.

>> No.19820233

This is why I don't like learning things about fate characters. At least the art is nice.

>> No.19820244
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>More tea dear?

>> No.19820251

would they maintain their kuu face while mercilessly dominating you? Or would it finally contort into that of primal lust

>> No.19820255

What type of panties would they be wearing?

>> No.19820258

i dislike leaf juice

>> No.19820271

Alright anons, how do you always imagine the first time meeting your waifu?

>> No.19820276

Indescribable disbelief and then the most amazing of hugs.

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>> No.19820281
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>> No.19820284

black silk with a red ribbon!

>> No.19820285

For me it's wandering the trails around my home when a feral Hellhound with rudimentary english strikes and drags me to her rape cave. After a week of breeding I convince her to come back with me to my home and join me in the civilized world where I teach her how to use the toaster or something. From there she picks up on language quite fast as she is actually very intelligent but always remains semi-feral in her behavior

>> No.19820295

Always, my darling!

>> No.19820296
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>> No.19820297

Too many people fap over his stupid moth, we need more snek

>> No.19820300
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>Outside is hot, wanna do something fun inside first??

>> No.19820301

Not quite the girl in my mind anon.

>> No.19820304

I get captured by some amazons and shipped off to be sold on the slave markets in the desert region. While terrified listening to the MGs bid, I suddenly hear a stern voice yell out an unbeatable price and see a beautiful, blushing Sand-wan.

>> No.19820306

I find her crying after being bullied
then comfort her with my cock and impregnate her

>> No.19820313
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None of deserve yetis.

>> No.19820319

On your tea?

>> No.19820322
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>None of
*None of us

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Quick Anon! Defend yourself!

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>> No.19820338
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What MG would give an echidna mom the hardest time?

>> No.19820346
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Would you?

>> No.19820348

Well I'm a true red white and blue patriot so I'd probably get shot by a Cupid.

>> No.19820357

>trip and fall backwards into a pond while accidentally dragging her into it with me

>> No.19820358

Fox nee-san knows best!

>> No.19820363
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But old-fashioned longbows are un-American.

>> No.19820365

She is a not snek but she can transform into asian dragon who look like sneks

>> No.19820367

i open the door and my hair stands on end as i stand terrified to see if this unknown creature is hostile

>> No.19820370

I want an Ice Queen with an exaggerated hourglass body and bayonetta-tier long legs.
The most cold of cold, or so it seems to others, but blushing and snuggling whenever we're alone with desperate clinginess.

>> No.19820371

But I'm very prudish! I don't even talk to girls

>> No.19820373
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I want to date the Moose next door!

>> No.19820382

How does she prove she's not hostile? Or is it one of those you realize mid-rape she might not be so bad?

>> No.19820384
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As long as you don't drive up in a Mercedes A-class, it should be alright.

>> No.19820388

I mistakenly replied and it was meant for >>19820255

>> No.19820391

plenty of time to observe while standing still to take notice of the faint smile and maid outfit.

>> No.19820394
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And here we find the fabled Wonderland Chimaera.

>> No.19820395

It really depends on how they're all introduced, but it'd probably involve lots of irrational actions on my part, and plenty of reassurances that I am not hallucinating on her part.
Then comes the slimy good times.

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>> No.19820404
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You have been visited by a cat.

>> No.19820405

No shog for me. Just wife slime.

>> No.19820409 [DELETED] 

I want a minotaur to eat my ass

>> No.19820411
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Patrician taste.

>> No.19820422
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>Time for your vaccine!

>> No.19820426

B-but I'm up to date on my vaccines!

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Best elder god.

>> No.19820437
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i love shogs

>> No.19820438

My Archangel anti-virus says that this is malware!

>> No.19820441

Every moment she isn't a goat is wasted

>> No.19820447 [DELETED] 

I want to piss on a minotaur's tits while she shits on my face

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I'm sorry I mistook you for the femdom autist aright? Now kindly stop.

>> No.19820464

>and the most interesting and by far unique aspect of his legend, his warp-spasms, doesn't make any sort of appearance until a decade into it in some eye rolling typical Hollow Ichigo style cliche
Worse. That version of the dog is fanfiction created by a certain slut wishing for a version obedient to her, causing him to merge with the spear and lose all of his personality. He admits he's a fake that has little in common with his regular Berserker self, but we'll never see it from modern Type-Moon.

>> No.19820467
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That can be fixed.

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I just happened to save it at that size and it seemed fine.

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Not even close.

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>> No.19820484 [DELETED] 

I want a minotaur to violently destroy my boipussy with a strap on while also pissing on my dick while also shitting in my mouth. Yummy yummy in my tummy! Her shit is my favorite food, especially when it is really soft and wet. Anyone else like to consume their waifu's delicious excrement?

>> No.19820488

Regardless of what new species come out, my mind always wanders back to nureonagos.
They truly have smiles worth protecting.

>> No.19820491

No need to be sorry, this dude got legit autism

>> No.19820493
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Friendly reminder that grape juice is good for you.

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i agree

>> No.19820501

Chulainn's geasa and relation to the Morrigan are equally interesting and there's neither of those in Fate as well
I mean you can't expect much from a series that like you said is just an excuse to dress up one of the author's waifus in a bunch of different outfits and call her different men from history but girls now

>> No.19820504

So what? It thinks everything, including the very operating system running it, is malware.
At the same time, even a broken clock is right twice a day, so it's probably right in this case.

>> No.19820516

S-She's just trying to keep you safe from the mean virus girls!

>> No.19820519

If you're running Windows 10 it's right about that too.

>> No.19820520 [DELETED] 

I want a minotaur to use her horns to impale me and then I want her to piss and shit and spit and also get her minotaur friends to piss and shit and spit in my gaping wound. Anyone else enjoy it when their minotaur waifu impales them and then shits, spits, pisses and gets her minotaur friends to shut, spit, and piss in their gaping wound?

>> No.19820533

The proper thing to do here is buy a USB Onahole and give that Anti-Virus a good dicking so she'll at least stop screening emails from your mother as potential threats.

>> No.19820543 [DELETED] 

I also want a mino to take a hot steamy shit in my mouth. I like my mino shit to be extra stinky. How do other anons like their tasty mino shit?

>> No.19820547

i feel sorry for anons whose waifu is associated with autism

>> No.19820549 [DELETED] 

She runs up to me, kicks me in the balls and shits in my mouth

>> No.19820552

Spooky, barely lit by the moon one seems enticing.

>> No.19820553

So far the same girl has been used for king arthur and MANY varients (inluding an actual male one), his son/nephew(kinda) emperor nero and Okita souji
The waifuism has gotten so bad for the gatcha that people were complain when napoleon got released as a male and not some anime loli

>> No.19820556

Salamanders are safe and I'm long past caring about lilim related fuckery.

>> No.19820559

I feel bad for anyone who actually likes Minotaurs right about now.
They're great girls but the biggest dipshits seem to like them too.

>> No.19820565

i only got 1 girl in my top10 thats been a part of some of the stupid shit

>> No.19820570
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I mean its clearly someone just trolling rather unsuccessfully
Easily ignorable and mods will get around to it eventually

>> No.19820571 [DELETED] 

I want a mino to slap my man tits and then shit in my mouth

>> No.19820572

Ironically, once the autismos got what they wanted they stopped posting about it completely.
Really, really makes me think.

>> No.19820574

I haven't seen you around for a week.

>> No.19820578 [DELETED] 

I want that buff mino to take an extra smelly extra steamy shit in my mouth

>> No.19820581 [DELETED] 

Shit in my mouth

>> No.19820586 [DELETED] 


>> No.19820592

Man, just imagine that Minotaur doing squats on your dick, edging you so it takes an hour for you to cum every time.
Imagine her teasing you by telling you she's only a quarter way through her reps when you've already cum inside her five times.

>> No.19820600 [DELETED] 

I'm imagining her shitting in my mouth while squatting

>> No.19820604

Just over 3 years. Mucus Toad was the first profile I saw get released.
>Do you guys like the j?
Most of the threads are nice to sift through once in a while, everyone is too perverted for their own good though.

>> No.19820605

Here is your (you)
Now, fuck off

>> No.19820612 [DELETED] 





>> No.19820620

Sorry. You're gonna have to personally garrote the bastard if you want this to stop, and that's no guarantee that someone else won't pick up the slack.

>> No.19820624

Just report him moron.

>> No.19820627

And to think that this autism is mad because of femdom, I cant tell if offt opic, spam or troll out of /b/

>> No.19820633

At this point, it's spam.

>> No.19820649

Its spamming.

>> No.19820654
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we need more trolls in swimsuits

>> No.19820657

Now that's the good stuff. I wanna see her get buffer and buffer every month so she can go longer and longer, flexing her pecs that manage to make her titanic titties dance while she smirks and smugly works herself up enough to drag me to bed for some chugjobs.

>> No.19820667

whats a chugjob

>> No.19820669

Chugjobs are patrician for a beefy musclemilker like her. Also acceptable with Onis, Ogres and though she'd have to be really drunk, Ochimusha.

>> No.19820670

It's paid drinking, but that's not important right now.

>> No.19820673

Some the former, some the later. One might let their excitement leak through their speech, taunting you and asking if this is really what you wanted, to be rutted into the ground until you've gone from begging her to stop to begging for more more times then she can count, letting you know how cute your fucked silly face looks, all in the same placid tone as ever. Another might remain silent, face twisted in a mixture of arousal and aggression as she pounds you against the floor, unable to get anything out but moans. Then of course there are the two extremes, a perfectly calm monster acting as if nothing is strange as she twists you into even more strange shapes and the air is filled with lewd clapping as your hips meet, and a normally calm girl going full Ushi Oni

>> No.19820674

It's like chugging a keg, only in this instance the "keg" is the girl's boyfriend and instead of beer it's cum.

>> No.19820678

Imagine a really muscular amazon-sized girl flexing her bicep, or one of them.
Now imagine her using that pose to hoist you up, her arm cradling you in that position so your dick is mouth level, and her giving you a blowjob while you're up there.
She's so powerful she can curl you like she's carrying a barrel and chug from your dick like a college frat party.
Not for everyone, but for those that like Beeg Beef type monstergirls, its a favourite.

>> No.19820686

Its the reverse mating press of blowjobs.

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>> No.19820692

Having a Vanessa-tier Mino just carry me around places like a keg of easy-to-access cum is my dream in life.
Beach parties with her would be fantastic fun and lewdness.

>> No.19820694
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We need more troll stuff period. I would gladly take one by her giant hand and bring her out into a forest opening underneath the hot sun and see how long it takes her to slowly lose her composure into a love beast

>> No.19820701

Jesus look at all that fertile land!

>> No.19820721

What other monstergirls would be naturally thick?

>> No.19820722

That girl is overripe. She needs breeding, stat.
Yetis, Moths, and JubJubs

>> No.19820723

Just imagine her trapping you with a Kabe-don after class and smothering your head between her tits until you pass out.
Imagine waking up tied to her bed with those tits around your dick as she smugly grins at you and pumps them up and down.
Imagine her edging you until it feels like your dick is going to explode and then untying you and hovering her open mouth near your cock as if to dare you to grab hold of her horns and facefuck her.
If you do it, she'll stand up with your dick in her mouth and let you cling to her and hump her throat as she holds you there.

>> No.19820736

Tentacles aren't meme tier are they? I hardly see them brought up save when I talk about them.

>> No.19820748

Oh, I'd do just that to her and be like a man possessed trying to breed her mouthpussy.
And when her eyes are heartpupiling at gulping down yet another eruption, I'd know I'd reached paradise on earth.
From then on, I'd be that big busty beefataur's boyfriend/toy/property and I would welcome any amount of bullying she does to me for the opportunity to be manhandled and thrown around like that in bed by her every night.

>> No.19820758

i think the bit where they attack women makes them unpopular

>> No.19820759

That's some hot stuff right there anon, jeeze. Definitive power.

>> No.19820766

the only girls in my top 10 that might be able to do that is hellhound or griffon

>> No.19820768

So Arch-trumpart or smoke hobo Yukari, would she have her own realm?

>> No.19820769

Huh. So am I weird for finding stuff like https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/951082572452306946 really hot?

>> No.19820772

Griffon seems more the 'actually-a-big-softie' in bed kind of musclegirl, whereas Hellhound wouldn't do any of that coy teasing and would just mount you and go to town.
Minos are the perfect blend for me.

>> No.19820775

I mean, almost every monster does, or at least can. That's all over the worldguides, most monsters love monsterizing other women.

>> No.19820780

is it wrong to have more physical attraction to hellhound than the mg i would want to wife?

>> No.19820834
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Must be nice getting confessed to by a mouse. Especially when you consider she probably has a dozen sisters lying in wait to confess as well once she is done.

>> No.19820850

Is it better for your growing mouseharem to work together in perfect unison and spacing while endlessly fucking you, or is it more ecstasy-inducing if its just a big throng of desperate horny girls clamoring for any bit of free space to lick and kiss and hump on your exposed body?

>> No.19820852

Would it be wrong to have a favorite?

>> No.19820861

What kind of manwhore would accept the confessions of multiple mouse girls?

>> No.19820862

>Little short young mouse nervously squeaks out her confession, and you accept causing her to eep and hug your leg
>Then her slightly older sister confesses, stuttering all the while with a similar response
>Then her big, busty ara-ara sister, panting and idly fingering herself as she reveals her true love to you
>Then the identical twins, with sexy spry bodies
>Then the big plump sister
>Then four more young sisters, two more older ones, and six more regular sized and aged ones, three with unique bodytypes, one that just starts licking your face, and the other ten seeing that as their time to strike, all jumping you at once and dragging you inside for the next two years or so

>> No.19820866

Both are great, but I prefer the latter of the two. Having them crawl over each other just for the chance at licking my lips or touching my dick sounds blissful. Though I’d also do my best to keep any of the runts from getting left out!

Nope! Just expect those who realize they ain’t number one to give you 150% of their love as they try to best whoever is in ‘first’.

>> No.19820870

This is what heaven must be like. Mouse harems are truly beautiful things.

>> No.19820872

I truly dig your style, mouseguy.
>Desperate moaning and panting as one of the more runty girls squeezes her head past her pile of sisters humping and licking you
>She barely manages to get her lips around the tip of your ring finger, sucking for just a moment before she's forced out by the flow of girls
>But that alone is enough to make her cum and gasp and moan and try to come back for more!

>> No.19820882

Good man. A little friendly sister competition keeps them motivated to do their best.
I bet you'd be able to tell the individual taste of each and every pussy and identify the girl it's attached to in that thronging pile. A Mouse-Incubus may have wives numbered in the hundreds, but he knows them each more intimately than a layperson could ever even comprehend.

>> No.19820889

I’ buying what your selling too anon, mice are at their best when just a little stimulation is enough to make them cum. It also makes cycling through your wives more fun and easier too since you’ll be the bastion of stamina and sex they’d all throw themselves at. Giving them a creampie would probably be enough to make a few of the less experienced mice just pass out on your dick.

>> No.19820899

Now that sounds nice. Switching between dominating to gentle, kissing to biting, and titjobs to assjobs all to keep the wives as satisfied as possible. It’d be hard work, but the payout at the end of the night where your literally covered from head to toe by wives all incoherently rambling about their love to you would be more than worth it.

>> No.19820906

Indeed. You'd be a sex god to all those horny girls.
And that's a cute thought. Imagine one of the newly-matured wives getting her first time in the throng, and some of her older sisters haze her by making her take a full creampie from you.
>Her eyes roll back and her back arches and freezes as her fingers twist and her heart pounds a mile a second
>she cries out and then passes out from overstimulation as her older sisters laugh and pull her off, where she's crowd-surfed to the relatively calmer outer edges of the fuckpile to recover
>her sister-aunt-mother-cowife warmly smiles and watches over her as she returns to earth and finally regains vision

>> No.19820916

Dear demon lord, I didn't even think of that. Jeeze, the end of every night would just be a literal waterfall of fawning compliments and praise from everywhere around you, with 'I love you Anon' being said so often its like a constant drone.

>> No.19820927

Now that’s quality stuff there Anon. Though don’t rule out the chance her crowdsurfing might get interrupted by a few of her more desperate sisters who eat out her unconscious body so they can get a taste of hubby’s love! At least her mother might have the chance to pull the poor girl’s head into her lap so she can get a little rest while the others greedily tongue at the cum inside her.

>> No.19820966

Remember, if the monstergirls around you seem to not be interested for whatever reason even though you think you're single, it could be that a very klutzy Tritonia is just on her way to you and is taking a while because she keeps getting lost.

>> No.19820982

>no affectionate soft slug slowly inching towards me
It hurts just a little.

>> No.19821004
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Sounds like a qt

>> No.19821016

Cute! Would turn into a small female animal.

>> No.19821025

I'm gonna give her lots of holst milk. The thick kind.

>> No.19821048

I want to beg for that mofu!

>> No.19821109

I don't know what I'm doing https://i.imgur.com/j9ntjLW.png

>> No.19821117

You’re doing god’s work is what you’re doing. We could always use more ‘developed’ rodents

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>> No.19821125

Somewhere a tear rolls down a Baphomets cheek.

>> No.19821139
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>no maid who delivers the first sip of the day while you are still in bed.
I'm sad.

>> No.19821170

What would Shog brand coffee even taste like?

>> No.19821190

>You'll never live to the point the world outlives, (Or the Chinese manage to do it anyway) Genetic engineering
>You'll never fuck a fit 8ft tall, long dark haired waifu to soothe the gaping and vacuous hole in your heart left behind by the knowledge that Hachishakusama will never rape you

>> No.19821200

>Outlives the morality of not***

>> No.19821244

>ywn wake up in your momster's bosom
how did get into your bed anyway

>> No.19821245

Are her wrists covered in fluff or is it just her sleeves? Someone needs to ask KC!

>> No.19821262 [SPOILER] 
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I need practice more https://i.imgur.com/uvSCHN6.png
>"These lands used to house our children, our oniichans, and our futures."

>> No.19821290

I hope you know you made me laugh and I felt horrible for it.

>> No.19821291

Now this is a girl I'd use as an onahole.

>> No.19821293

Don't bully Baphos

>> No.19821309

That Rata's growing some big tatas!

>> No.19821329

What have you learned today people?

>> No.19821346

I want to comfort that baphomet!

>> No.19821368


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>> No.19821407

That my waifu is still a cute and that Vada is indeed the loli man.

I like this rata. Would violate until she could use those big breasts to feed little rata daughters.

>> No.19821416

Big is best, be it meat, tits, or asses
And bigger is better

>> No.19821431
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Five(5) things I learned today:
-This is my wife!
-She's a pharaoh!
-I love her!

>> No.19821437

Pharaohs are pretty nice. You have good taste, anon and remember to increase their population.

>> No.19821455

I learnt that there was a fanfic where Jesus is in the grail war
I learnt there was something worse than standard MGU level isekai stories
I learnt about Python snakes

I wonder what hakutaku counts as bad knowledge?

>> No.19821460

I love Baphos. Any bullying I do will always be followed with much headpats and hugs and apologies. As well as explaining that their pouting face is just too cute to pass up. This is what imoutos are made for! Love, headpats, and from time to time, various manners of teasing.

>> No.19821466
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I will! We'll make lots of loli pharaohs!

>> No.19821469

>a fanfic where Jesus is in the grail war
Huh. Did he have a critical weakness to Lancers?
Please don't answer. It was a joke and I honestly believe the less I know of this the better off I'll be.

>> No.19821487

Don't know if it's his, but I read a oneshot where Jesus was a she and she forgave Kotomine of his sins.

>> No.19821500

>I learnt there was something worse than standard MGU level isekai stories
Tell me more

>> No.19821502

Woah if I got a pharaoh like that it would be hard to make babies since I'd just want to fuck her in the ass.

>> No.19821509

>Huh. Did he have a critical weakness to Lancers
That hurts me on so many levels it's just wrong.

>> No.19821513
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>> No.19821518

Help https://i.imgur.com/apLdE6d.png
This is probably PB

>> No.19821532

Gonna grope the shortstack squirrel.

>> No.19821536

She's getting better each time, she looks like a grown up onahole now

>> No.19821541

How does she know my weakness?

>> No.19821544

So you know every one want's to do that thing where the MC gets to take shit with him?
In this MGE fanfic, the hero gets a shotgun with infinite ammo to go with it as its better to go "stereotypicaly american" over swords and magic
among other things this fic includes.
>MC's morals are all over the place.
>a shirohebi dancing to linkin park
>the sequel guaranteeing monster boys
and a bunch of other trash.

>> No.19821557

I want a bakunyuu rata now

>> No.19821568

Feel around in her bra
Onahole with extra jiggle physics
All the information is stored in her boobs
Sub-res help

>> No.19821589

You see the thing is, if this fic was self aware, that could be fucking hilarious.

>> No.19821597

>a shirohebi dancing to linkin park
My sides. She better have been singing along to crawling.

>> No.19821602

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.19821610

How would an Undead Kikimora look?

>> No.19821620

>Feel around in her bra
She wouldn't be wearing one by the end of it Mere female rodents are irresistible.

>> No.19821645

One more notch BIGGER, you can do it.

>> No.19821663

Headache dreams: would not recommend.

>> No.19821746

Wandering around the wilderness, possibly in some dungeon, and coming across whatever aggresive type of monstergirl just happens to be around. Get detected, try to play it cool and non-chalant, get baited into a trap and brutally raped and hooked.

>> No.19821755

I want to practice making loli pharaohs with a loli pharaoh.

>> No.19821796

i woke up to this, bless you.

>> No.19821797

But why https://i.imgur.com/w8CtRyY.png
>But still wearing panties, keeping it all inside
that's lewder than lewd

>> No.19821806

>Assuming that you have about 2-3 orgasms per session
Maybe that's true but I personally want a mouse wife who is especially weak to the dick and cums on insertion then cums repeatedly throughout sex. I'd even give her sex drugs to make her go mad with pleasure.
10000 orgasms would take less than a month to reach

>> No.19821822

Aw yeah, that's the stuff.
Wouldn't mind a little BIGGER, actually.

>> No.19821843

Has she been writing about the Marune Sabbath's village and its local produce?

>> No.19821844
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So with Monstergirls like the Hakutaku and Crow Tengu. What Monstergirls make the best teachers and educators?

>> No.19821851

they can all teach about love!

>> No.19821858

>"The harvest was bountiful this year"

>> No.19821860

Between the two, hakutaku would usually be better. Tengu on average seem to lack the social skills to be good teachers.

>> No.19821871

They can teach you how to put a penis into a vagina.

>> No.19821874

Pale white skin, with black hair, scales, and feathers.
Gothic french maid attire, with a barely-there skirt and fishnet stockings.

>> No.19821902

I started lurking monster girl threads in /d/, then jumped to /a/ when they became a thing, then all the way through /jp/. I don't even know anymore.

>> No.19821915

These threads? Probably late 2015.

I've seen the first KC profiles way before that though.

>> No.19821926

I made one comment and woke up to this. I love you all.

>> No.19821956

Yeah I don't get why this kind of stuff is still such a big deal.

Like when the new Zelda game came out a lot of people had a negative reaction when one of the Rito, the bird-people, mentioned preferring to eat poultry.

Fish eat fish, birds eat birds, and mammals eat mammals.

>> No.19821966

It was fun, anon. Glad you liked em

>> No.19821967

The Minotaurs in MGQ Paradox loves beef bowls. You could easily headcanon that into the MGE counterparts too.

>> No.19821970
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>MGE-Monstergirls have arrived in Earth via trans-dimensional portals
>gremlins reverse-engineer the technology of Earth, especially military technology and weaponry
>succubi, lilims, hakutakus, gremlins and other intelligent monsters gain knowledge of the current present day 21st century Earth
>anubis girls gains knowledge of modern city planning

>3 months later, monstergirl forces in a F-35 jets and other captured and reverse engineered fighter jets armed with missiles filled with demonic energy shoots down entire neighbourhoods and various human ground targets with them, spreading corruption and MGE-style Demon Energy

>tfw Gremlins essentially reverse engineer, hi-jack or improve upon our Earth's technologies and military weaponry and hardware


>> No.19821979

Go away.

>> No.19821982

>emo cu

He's not really an emo, all of the Alter versions of characters are like that.

>> No.19821991

i'm >>19819790 and love them

>> No.19821994
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I don't know much about Fate, how canon is pic-related? I know she IS a character, but does she ever look anything like this?

>> No.19821998

if anything, most of the alter's are just X with a bit of a different outlook
Like how jeanne alter is all "fuck god!" and Saber alter is all "Fuck you all I do what I want"

>> No.19822023

Mermaid lovers are out there, lying quietly.

>> No.19822034
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Vampires in casual wear!

>> No.19822036

Anything with nice tits in sweaters!

>> No.19822039

but they dont look big

>> No.19822051
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>> No.19822058

Would the Sabbath double itself as a magic school for outsiders?

I could see a Succubus going to the Kuroferuru Sabbath to learn advanced lewd magic.

>> No.19822062

those are some weird pupils

>> No.19822069

What would it be like to be the adopted son of a Wurm do they make good mums?

>> No.19822075

Imagine a more denser but lovelier dragon

>> No.19822084

Lots of physical contact that's for sure

>> No.19822095

No one will ever bully you in fear of a Wurm's rampage.

>> No.19822101

so,wurm got maxed physical stats,wocks got maxed magical stats and dragon is just balanced?

>> No.19822104

What are your thoughts on panties?

>> No.19822105

Love em

>> No.19822112

thongs are superior

>> No.19822118
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>> No.19822119

Remember, just because your loving momster has low intelligence doesn't mean it's okay to trick her so you can go goof off elsewhere.

>> No.19822124

Wocks got maxed lewd, wyverns got maxed speed, ryuu got maxed magic.

>> No.19822128

>so,wurm got maxed physical
She doesnt and that bothers me quite a bit "in terms of raw power they’re no better or worse than dragons."

Which is kinda bullshit, all dragons natural species are supposed to have advantadges. Dragon is balanced with fire breathing, super strenght and high intelligence. Wyvern lacks the super strenght and fire, but she is faster than any dragon. Ryu can manipulate the climate. The Wurm lacks fire breathing, flight and high intelligence. She should be physically stronger than Dragon. Yet she isnt "no better or worse" making her objectively inferior.

>> No.19822134

I have never cared for thongs

>> No.19822142

>It Follows but with a cute tritonia

>> No.19822146
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Wurm has max LOVE.

>> No.19822148

"Why did you got an F in Miss Inaris class?"
>Oh mom! Its F for fantastic!

>> No.19822151

What monsters would violate you without you knowing, causing you to be claimed as married despite you thinking you’re single?

>> No.19822157

>in Monstergirl logic, the horror is that the hero keeps moving away from the poor tritonia
>almost universally awful reviews because they all find it too heartbreaking and scary

>> No.19822161

Because a small girl with huge tits is for fondling

>> No.19822164

>all dragons natural species are supposed to have advantages

Are they though? The MGE defines wurms as "lesser dragons" so them being inferior in ability can kind of be expected.

On the other hand, one can presume that (especially in their primal form) they are better at burrowing than vanilla dragons, thanks to lacking wings.

>> No.19822172
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A manticore with Alien Talipussy Syndrome.

>> No.19822184

That would be pretty poor practice for the real thing though, with how much smaller and less curvy a loli Pharaoh would be compared to the ones you'd actually want to make loli Pharaohs with.

>> No.19822192

Extremely shy maids who work under the cover of night while you're sleeping, justifying themselves using Brownie folklore

>> No.19822200

My professor is full of it and I’m going to have to read the textbook if I want any hope of being prepared.

>> No.19822207

Without you knowing? Well if you include sexual activity then its a pretty short list. Generally you're going to be aware its a monster girl. One exception I suppose would be if a nightmare is visiting you in your dreams.

Some monsters can claim you as theirs before having sex though, like nekomatas in cat form rubbing their energy/scent onto you.

>> No.19822210

Uh oh! You've raised one too many heartbreak flags aiming for the harem route, and you must choose one out of the three girls you so carelessly led on to settle down with.

Pick one, or lose them all.

A rebellious gyaru whose parents evicted her when she tried to seal the family castle inside the solar eclipse. Has minor daddy issues, and refuses to top you in bed. What she will do, however, is power-bottom the shit out of you. She even goes as far as calling you "doggy" when she's in the mood, although you've never actually gone beyond a kiss with her. In all honesty, her straight-forward attitude towards discussing her sexual preferences is a bit off-putting.
Likes: Sports, drinking, cars
Dislikes: Cats, mother-son incest porn
Favorite position: Doggy style over-the-counter

Extremely self-conscious slime girl who just wants a place she can feel comfortable. Usually, that would mean snuggling against your chest while you're lying down on the couch. She's obsessed with retro games, especially those with an 80's anime aesthetic. Normally, her pseudo-clothes are very ornate and traditional, but at home she's pretty much always in a t-shirt and panties, with very few exceptions.
Likes: Games, snacks, physical affection, rainy weather
Dislikes: Going outside, cooking
Favorite position: Missionary (with the lights off, because she gets a bit embarrassed during sex)

A bit tsundere, but in the cute way. She was homeschooled, so her ability to interact with others is stunted, at best. She builds dioramas and draws maps as a hobby, and regularly GMs tabletop RPGs for a few of her online friends. Her attire can be described as "light gothic lolita". She tends to get a bit anxious when sitting still for an extended period of time.
Likes: Fantasy novels, classical architecture, mecha anime (don't tell anyone!)
Dislikes: Impatience, loud noises, boredom
Favorite position: Anything that satisfies her oral fixation.

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Ok I need to ask because sometimes KC's explanations confuse me. Do monstergirls marry the first man they can get/the first one they decide they like, or do they go through a process of elimination? Because outside of cases where the process is actually explained, like lizardmen and salamanders where they won't even consider doing anything with someone who can't beat them, Red Sonja style, and once they are beaten they go for that one even if he rejects them, a lot of others confuse me.

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The answer is up to you. If you want to be monster girl's first and only, you can. If for some reason, you want sloppy seconds, you can have that too.

>> No.19822231

>Ok I need to ask because sometimes KC's explanations confuse me
By design, because he tries to please everyone. The answer is "however you personally prefer, as long as you follow the spirit of the setting and don't try to impose your preference on others."

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>> No.19822234

Dhampir, easy choice.

>> No.19822253

I do remember seeing that they take men they have a liking to as husbands and not just "first dick they see"

>> No.19822255

Like already mentioned. The answer is basically "whatever you refer". But I like the answer "it's up to the individual monster girl" more since that actually points to them having a personality that's deeper than a puddle.

>> No.19822258

It changes from one species and individual to another. Some rape until they find one guy they like. Some stay virgin until marriage/marry the first guy they meet. It's up to you.

>> No.19822266

Yeah, no, I'd find it more special if it was first and only, and I *definitely* wouldn't want any sloppy seconds on my dick. At least fucking clean up. I was just wondering because for the longest time I thought monstergirls were "catch one man and never ever let go". But then I read descriptions of some monsters and it's hard to imagine them staying virgins until marriage.

>> No.19822267

>implying even mamanobama can make those things worthwhile

>> No.19822274

Do we have any stories where it's not fuck at first encounter?

>> No.19822275

MAMONO MANA can do anything you want it to.

>> No.19822278

If the Dhampir likes cats then I'd easily choose her.

I'd take the Medusa then

>> No.19822285

>mecha anime (don't tell anyone!)
Cars, 80's anime videogames, and mecha are my vices, but there's only one true choice for me.

>> No.19822287

its just easier for a short story for them to fuck, marry and be done with it.
While longer stories like burning edge and that long story with the manticore are decent slowburns

>> No.19822291

Well as noted it varies depending on species and individual.

However, I'd surmise that the majority of the time the majority of the species do marry the first guy they catch, for the simple reason that usually a monster isn't going to let a man she wants enough to catch go and he won't want to leave her.

>> No.19822293

Going by that logic the F-35 and the F-18 would no longer exists.

>> No.19822294

There are a quite a lot of adventure stories that don't do that.

>> No.19822298

Any story where it is fuck at first sight that involves side characters or an implied world that don't fuck the protagonist.

>> No.19822302

1st is just unappealing and 3rd has shit taste in tabletop gaming

>> No.19822305

The fact that I nailed your tastes 3 for 3 with 3 separate girls has to be some sort of sign.

Also, I'm surprised the Dhampir is so popular.

>> No.19822311

All the likes for the 3 of them resonate really damn hard with me.

>> No.19822322

Can you imagine being the one guy that gets trapped by a monstergirl, gets fucked, and at the end the monstergirl just goes "...I made a mistake, you can go".

Fuck, that'd absolutely ruin anyone's self-esteem.

>> No.19822328

I think the reverse would be even worse

>> No.19822334

That sounds like set up for a healing story. Guy gets tail raped by a Manticore who lets him go after and he gets depressed before meeting a gentle girl like a Titania who makes him feel loved.

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>> No.19822346

>Be a monstergirl
>What you want most in life is finding a loving husband and sharing your life with him
>Take pride in your skills at sex from being a monstergirl
>Catch a guy you like, give him your virginity, tell him you love him
>He reveals afterwards that you were just a pump and dump and not even a very good one and leaves

Ok yeah, that'd be even worse. I don't want to talk about this topic anymore.

>> No.19822356

>lonely tanuki has never been hit on once in her entire life
>even her beloved childhood friend ended up with an ushi-oni
>just quietly goes to work, sells her wares, and eats dinner alone
>after many nights of drinking in a dark old bar, she finally hits it off with someone
>they're laughing, sharing stories, there's some real chemistry going
>finally, they go to leave together
>but once they get to her apartment, the man looks at her again under her room lights
>and frowns
>"W-what's wrong?"
>"Sorry lady," he puts his coat back on as he turns to leave "I thought you were a fox. Better luck next time, okay?"

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Slutty elf

>> No.19822375

In older times when society put a lot more importance on virginity than nowadays, this was literally the case for some girls, specially when the local noble felt like having a romp. Still is in the case of some specific girls with religious upbringings or just generally romantic predispositions who mistakenly fall for douchebags.

>> No.19822380

>man gets lost in heavy blizzard in the mountains
>fluffy 4 legged figure emerges from the haze asking to help
>White Horn kneels down so he can hop on and ride away to safety
>"Sorry lady I'm actually looking for a Yeti to save me"
>White Horn runs away crying

>> No.19822388

I'm gonna have to stop in her shop every single day to browse her wares until she gets the nerve to ask me out!

And then I'll spend all night long brushing her bushy tail while she rests her head in my lap. What, you thought we'd be getting straight to the fucking? Nah, this girl needs some love.

>> No.19822396

Depends on the species really. You come across a devil bug or some other low ranking species, it's pretty much fuck and keep the first guy in sight. Baphomets, lilims, and other higher ranking species may try out a few guys before settling on one. You can usually get a sense on how MGs approach hubby hunting by their profiles. Ultimately, it's all up to you and what you prefer.

>> No.19822400

This is why Wurm is possibly my fav MG even if I find the Lamia body unattractive. No standards, no special conditions, no chance for release. Just simple I see I marry.

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BIG mana tanks

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>> No.19822434

>...and then he freezes to death

>> No.19822449

Old hag that molests little boys.

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Cease this slander.

>> No.19822460

This just becomes funny if you imagine the White Horn getting a "this guy's the worst" expression while going away rather than crying.

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I just call 'em as I see 'em.

>> No.19822481

He's asking for it by turning down a /fa/ deer.

>> No.19822482

She has the lamia body type which is the best there is and overpowered, so she had to get some nerfs elsewhere.

>> No.19822496

>Man wakes up one morning to a clean house, drained balls, and a plate of dessert on the counter.
>”Dear God. She’s here.”
>BROWNIE Directed by Michelle Bay

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>> No.19822512

dumb lilim

>> No.19822516

2 is best, but why would I try to form a harem in the first place? They’re shit.

>> No.19822522

Magisa is proof that humans can be fucking great too.

>> No.19822523

People who talk shit about lilims are not people

>> No.19822526

>entire time the audience assumes it's just a shog that assimilated the house
>twist ending reveals it was just a tanned kiki

>> No.19822527
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Smart lilim!

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>> No.19822535

Shes a witch no? thats not longer completely human

>> No.19822538

The best lilims are the ones who go out and get what they want

>> No.19822542

>lilims are basically uber succubus


>> No.19822543

People who defend OC Lilims are not people

>> No.19822548

What about the whole "connected to the mana of all monsters, can turn women into most any type of monster" aspect?

There's also the whole "royalty" aspect if you're into that.

>> No.19822550
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Are lilims allowed to be adventurers and make a name for themselves?

>> No.19822553

>All shitty species
I'll just go ahead and lose them all.

>> No.19822557

They're all children of the same parents, and the mother doesn't happen to be an echidna, so of course they'd all be the same. And they still occasionally belong to two races at the same time, like the Queen of Hearts.

And, no matter how much you find them boring in comparison to other monsters, the fact remains, they're still hot chicks.

Isn't that the whole point of Maritan?

>> No.19822561

Probably, but they'd have to look had if they wanted to challenge themselves and not just mess around. They would also draw a lot of attention sooner than later.

>> No.19822565

Witches in that setting are normal humans that can control magic.

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>Slutty lilim makes a name for herself by going off to distant lands untouched by the DL's influence and converts feral monsters into MGs by fucking them.
>Spends centuries capturing and fucking hundreds of them
>Spends centuries getting captured and raped by hundreds of them

>> No.19822584

Those are some nice titties. Does that mean that Alp has been slutting it up?

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>> No.19822604

Go to /d/

>> No.19822606

Pretty hot.

>> No.19822616

So,become a independent lilim ruler in foreign lands? sounds spicy

also lewd

>> No.19822618

The best bodytype is abs, which Wurms dont have and possibly cant get.

>> No.19822620

Exterminate yourself.

>> No.19822642

Wait, what do you have against these? I'm honestly curious as none of them have much in common as species. You must have really specific interests.

>> No.19822653

Exactly, sort of like an outpost on the other side of the world. It'd have the potential to become a powerful demon realm since there are not other competing realms in the area, as well as the potential to introduce all new MG species never before seen or heard of

>> No.19822654

>They would also draw a lot of attention sooner than later.

Easy enough to handle. If they're discovered then just flee to another land and take on another guise.

>> No.19822657

I mean considering that most of the lilims written by people go out and make their own realms to rule

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I think you've confused wurms with dragon zombies.

>> No.19822678

Did you fuckfaces read the spoilers?

>> No.19822682

Some ancient monster hidden in another dimension or something is one thing to speculate on, but what you speak of is as far as we know impossible. There are no monsters in the MGE reality that are untouched by the Mamono Lord's influence, since the entire point of a mamono lord position is that they are connected to and influence all other monsters.

>> No.19822688

My soft dumb wife!
She tries her best and is still a dummy but I love her!

>> No.19822692

Dumb, fat, dead dragon.

>> No.19822696

Stop giving the /d/fag yous for fuck's sake.

>> No.19822697

why so angry?

>> No.19822704

Are you really this clueless?

>> No.19822706

would bully her womb with plenty of life!

>> No.19822710

That's the good part.

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Imagining her making this face while she trots away makes it go from sad to hilarious.

>> No.19822714

thats what made me like the idea!

>> No.19822716

Remember to impregnate the dragon zombie and make ber the happiest thing in the world.

>> No.19822759

how badly should she be knocked up?

>> No.19822762

I thought at one point it was mentioned that, during the release of mindflayers, there were come creatures from the deep that had yet to be completely turned into MGs. I could be wrong, but the scenario I proposed could still be viable if you think in terms of the past. The lilim could have done just that back when her mother had just taken the throne, when her power wasn't as strong as it is now and didn't reach all corners of the world.

>> No.19822779

So, do these things upgrade into dragon wights?

>> No.19822795

For some reason I've always found the more "dumb" characters more appealing than the more intelligent ones. Even in anime and manga like Yuuko from Nichijou. I know it's not for reasons like a sense of superiority. Quite the contrary, I think it's more a bit of envy. Envious of how they can be easily amused and easily made happy by the simplest of things. And happiness like that is contagious.
So zombie dragons and wurms and et cetera are good girls in my book. Would pull into my lap and pamper endlessly just to see them smile.

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>its just easier for a short story for them to fuck, marry and be done with it.
The stories that go that fast always feel to hasty for me. I prefer gradual building of tension.

Like for example a loli Salamander challenging a man to duels multiple times before stuff happens, while she hasn't figured out yet what to do with the strange feeling of excitement and the man is able to contain his dick but it's getting more difficult every time.

>> No.19822800

Badly enough that even normal dragons get a bit jealous about how fast you managed to do it.

>> No.19822811

It's because they appreciate the minor things immensely, and that makes them lovable. It's not just a "dumb" character trait, someone smart could also have it, it's just more frequent with that type of characters.

>> No.19822831

Think about what you just said, Anon. First you'd have to screw her enough to accrue enough energy to be able to get pregnant as an undead, then you'd still have to put a bun in a Dragon's oven, which is laborious enough by itself.
That's a lot of corpse plowing.

>> No.19822854

I don't see the problem. Do you not want to impregnate your wife? If my dragon was a zombie I'd have to take a trip to the pandemonium due to ten years or more of straight fucking. The more I think about dragons now the more I want to fuck them without stopping.

>> No.19822875

>It's because they appreciate the minor things immensely, and that makes them lovable.
Pretty much the same thing I said. Their ability to appreciate those simple gestures with overwhelming positivity is just downright endearing and gives you warm fuzzy feelings.

>someone smart could also have it, it's just more frequent with that type of characters.
True. It's not a trait that's exclusive to the "simple-minded" or "dumb" archetypes.

There are few things that hurt as much as putting genuine effort into doing things to make a girl happy only for the response to be negative or even downright hostile that you didn't do more or do better. It makes you feel absolutely worthless.

>> No.19822894

Is this some kind of mild raid

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>> No.19822905

Fuck you man, don't even mention it. That strikes too close home.
Ever since I was 14, I've always had a "never reject a gift and always treasure them" policy. I know how fucking bad it feels to go out of your way to make someone you love a gift and being rejected because they simply feel they shouldn't accept it because it's valuable and you aren't asking anything in return.

>> No.19822910 [DELETED] 

i want to this lolimander to piss on my dick

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>> No.19822956

>give a wurm a small surprise birthday present
>she's so excited she starts bounding around the entire house
>uh-oh. Might be a good idea to do this outside if you don't want this small present to turn into an entire shopping trip to replace lamps and other appliances
>safely in the fresh air of the yard, you hand her the wrapped box
>you swear her eyes sparkle more than the wrapping paper
>she starts bounding around again, this time making all sorts of sounds that are too fast to understand but sound happy, at least
>tears the bow off to admire it, then ties it into her hair, intensely pleased with herself
>moves the wrapping paper in the sun to watch the colors shine
>runs up and hugs you, slightly painfully but not injury sustaining, just like you practiced
>with great effort you gently clarify that the actual gift is inside the box
>"You mean there's more!?!"
Simple girls are good girls, remember to he nice to them.

>> No.19822971

horn pointing up>horn pointing foward

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>> No.19822993

I want to be her crusading knight, fanatic henchman, bodyguard and husband

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Shit, man. It's probably a scar many of us bear. It's true for me, at least.
Pardon in advance for the blogshit, but I once went all out on a Valentines day. Saved money for flowers, good ingredients for a home cooked meal from scratch, the whole nine yards for what I could afford at the time. Only for the response to be, at best, boredom. At worst, acting as if she'd rather be anywhere or doing anything else.
I'll take my escapist fantasy over stupid shit like that any day.

Heart strings successfully plucked. Wurms are indeed good girls that deserve love and pampering. Even if the pampering is simply holding onto one another for long periods of time and drifting off to sleep to the sound of their heartbeat in your ears.

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>> No.19823008

Your average monster girl is just out for her 3 square meals of cummies a day and she'll jump anyone she has to in order to get it.

In the course of fucking her way across the human frontier in this regard, a monstergirl maybe, just maybe, stumbles across a man whos semen makes her eyes go double-heart-pupils and her brain turn to aheago mush and she knows from that day on that she'd rather die than not suck his dick.

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>gamera1985 art

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>> No.19823035

Just an image I saved from a thread some years ago. I don't really pay any attention to individual artists or what they normally draw. If it's cute, I save it.

>> No.19823054

Yeah, no, what you're saying now is directly in contradiction with what I read in pretty much every description. Starting with the lizardman example I gave of "they don't even sense arousal or feel the need to until someone beats them".

>> No.19823056

purple with a hint of moans

>> No.19823067

Just the way I like my coffee, with sanity rending synesthesia.

>> No.19823074

Hope you like fighting and exhibitionist sex with your wife.

>> No.19823078

>You've always been a part of me, master. Now, I get to be a part of you.

Anon could no longer digest food that wasn't prepared by his meido.

>> No.19823079

*Your average succubus family monster girl.

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Succubi can survive on normal food too.

>> No.19823140

It's a sad feeling knowing that I will never have food delivered to my door by a plump succubus.

Is there any way I can convert sadness into dimension-warping magical energy, and create The Portal?

>> No.19823152

I like my coffee with plenty of milk

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>A kikimora gets hired by a sandworm and her husband

>> No.19823210

>the purple maid closes her eyes, thinking deeply for a moment
>almost like she's in a trance
>then, suddenly, her eyes snap open so quickly it almost seems like physical eyelids couldn't move that fast
>"Yes, I believe I can satisfy that request."
>as she speaks, the white frills of her apron slosh to the ground, joining the mass at the bottom of her dress
>the deep purple of her maid uniform shifts slightly, looking more and more like a ribbed sweater. Loose in some areas, almost uncomfortably tight in others
>her dress shrinks down into two legs, which almost magically cover themselves in what appears to be sensible but reasonably stylish denim, again perhaps slightly too tight in certain areas
>finally, her elegant maid hairstyle shifts around to be practical, matronly and warm. Just slightly unfashionable, one single decade behind the times
>she pours you another cup of coffee, same as the last
>but proudly exclaims "one coffee, with plenty of milf"

>> No.19823216

>literally nothing to clean and her outfit melts once inside so they just have wet sex

>> No.19823230

I'm going to do the wildest most dangerous thing imaginable

I'm going to walk right up to a Kiki and put my mug down WITHOUT USING A COASTER!

>> No.19823251

Jokes on you. You'll blink and suddenly there is a coaster under your mug. There is a dangerous glint in the kiki's eyes, daring you to try again.

>> No.19823253

What happens when I do it again?

>> No.19823259

shoggy can never get it right but she tries anyway!

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Anon, that's only dangerous if you do it near an Anubis.

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Figured I'd post it here as well

>> No.19823264

There will be two. Kikis are way scarier than shogs because they are normal beings yet do things that can defy reality.

>> No.19823270

Unlimited Coaster Works. You can't put your mug down without using a coaster if the entire house is coasters.

>> No.19823287

Eventually, you find yourself standing on top of a giant coaster. Kikis do not play.

>> No.19823289

I think I speak for everyone when I say, please don't ever post this here again.

>> No.19823294

Looks like a late 90's villain

>> No.19823304

Yeah no. All it takes for a monster to keep a man she has sex with is to like him. And usually that will turn into love and marriage.

>After a monster assaults and has sex with a man, in the case that the monster liked the man, she won't release the man afterwards. She'll want to keep him at her side, continuing to have sex to gain mana. In this way, when a monster really likes a man, her instinct ends up recognizing him as her husband.

The settings makes it pretty clear many times that for a monster to release a man she has had sex with is an exception rather than the norm. Sure it does happen, but a monster is seeking a mate as much as a meal (and its not unusual for a monster to keep a man that she at first thought she would just use for a quick meal), and given the combination of how most monsters are not finicky about men and have ample ability to mold a man to fit their preferences, there is usually little reason for them to release a man they manage to get.

>> No.19823308

I mean that’s pretty much guaranteed, but as far as cleaning the “house” goes there’s always shell maintainance.
There wouldn’t be a finer looking sandworm the world over.

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Sabbath terrorists must be stopped.

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I wanna lick her abs.

>> No.19823361

>caring, motherly but still always in control professional demon boss is a sabbath casualty
>direct male underling has to take care of her until it wears off, both overcoming her resistance to relying on anyone and dealing with her unprofessional emotions she's now open to expressing

>> No.19823364

Nice, where do you usually post?

>> No.19823368 [DELETED] 

Americans are fucking retarded.

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What would you do in this situation?

>> No.19823436

>When anon goofs hard

>> No.19823437

Forgot to censor something there, anon.

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>> No.19823451

It's not bad by any means but I feel like the jaw's a bit too low. But I like it man, do you do anything digital?

>> No.19823493


>> No.19823505

Glory to the Fallen and the Demon Lord!

>> No.19823506

i want you to lick her abs

>> No.19823509
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>> No.19823515

pat on cheek to attempt rousing

>> No.19823524
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I want to ______ Ran.

>> No.19823525

I'd lick her abs for you.

>> No.19823526


>> No.19823527

It's a lamia, should I get snake eggs on the bowl or will that actually offend her?

>> No.19823532


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Raise Chen with.

>> No.19823537


>> No.19823541

Unless they are fertilized lamia eggs it should be fine.

Albeit I'm wondering where you would even get snake eggs to feed her. It'd be easier to get bird eggs.

>> No.19823578

Twitter I guess. Haven't done a whole lot to actually post.
>do you do anything digital?
No, don't have a tablet and I can't trust my rig to do well with a big enough canvas. I don't even have a scanner, had to take it with a phone camera.

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Real dead hours.

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>> No.19823675

Lich needs to go home.

>> No.19823680

Quick, take your dick out and wave it in front of her face!

>> No.19823684

>"I'm not drunk, you're drunk" in perfectly even monotone

>> No.19823697

I'm dead inside

>> No.19823701

Someone call Pally and Yeti taxi service for her, she's too drunk

>> No.19823732

>psa for liches and wurms about how drunk tunneling and teleporting is against the law

>> No.19823734
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All hail the Weather Wurm!

>> No.19823753

>Wurm who insists she's good to go back home on her own accidentally ends up in the Mist Continent
>comes back with souvenirs and a headache

>> No.19823769
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Which monstergirl would be least likely to do this?

>> No.19823789

Inari, holstaur and other really agreeable sorts.

Of course the full truth will be that they will have secretly poked holes in the condoms at earlier times.

Or they'll just have so much sex with you that you run out of condoms during a session.

>> No.19823793

>Lich in PSA wakes up with all of her research notes gone, husband in another continent, and several undeads of unknown origin in her bed room and her in a realm-warped version of her lab..

Never do magic under the influence of alcohol.

>> No.19823820

You could always get a vasectomy in order to not have children.

>> No.19823824

And I'd wager there are spells to reverse those.

>> No.19823831

What would you like to wager?

>> No.19823832

I can't see an Inari doing something so underhanded like poking holes, that seems like a youko move, but she might overwhelm her husband with lust so many times they run out.

>> No.19823837

Magic cant repair radiation damage.

>> No.19823841
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Prove it.

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That sounds like a challenge.

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>> No.19823905

I want to meet my waifu like this:
That split second connection leading to infatuation and trying to find her leading to something something and post rape love and comfy living.
>Looking for your conference room / classroom / whatever
>Peek into a room to see if it’s the right one
>See a monster girl in all her beauty
>Double take and look in again
>See a very nervous cute human girl asking what you’re doing
>The chase is on

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Would you an idol scylla?

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>> No.19823945

Friendly reminder that if you don't treat your monster daughterus like queens then you don't deserve monster daughterus.

>> No.19823965

Anon please, you don't even know how spoiled my daughteru would be. She'd be the daughter of degeneracy, the loli in latex, the princess of papa's dick! And that's just for the lewd stuff, She'd get the royal treatment in all other aspects too.

>> No.19823967

Idols are massive whores, so no.

Anon that's dumb. All that will do is give her a massive ego and grow up to be an arrogant jerk.

>> No.19823968

>guy goes to brothel
>absolutely everyone acts like it's just a romantic date
>guy promises to visit again

The implications surrounding these kinds of stories are always a huge turnoff.

>> No.19823970


>> No.19823971

Fuck off Quicksilver, nobody wants you here.

>> No.19823972

Maybe it's like a MGE brothel where the girls spend most of their time waiting for the man to get back.

>> No.19823974

Holst priests are also known as Holy Cows.

>> No.19823977

I want him here.

>> No.19823980

I don't believe you anon.

>> No.19823982

Then you both need to take your daiperfag loving trash posts somewhere else.

>> No.19823987

They need to be treated as princesses. Being treated as the queen is reserved for the waifu mother.

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>> No.19823990

>the princess of papa's dick
>not the princess of papa's penis

>> No.19824003

I want him to fuck off forever too.

>> No.19824011

I don't mind him either way.

>> No.19824019

>treating your monster daughteru like a queen
Spoiled daughteru
>treating your monster daughteru like your queen
Good daughterwife

>> No.19824028

I'd rather quicksilver than the easily triggered.

>> No.19824032

2018 Quicksilver is hardly a problem, 2015 Quicksilver maybe.

>> No.19824036

I don't mind him.

>> No.19824046

I don’t want him here, but ignoring him at least works. Posts like these just start shitty discussions

>> No.19824051

>Relaxing, making some eggs or something
>"Hear a distant rumbling and think nothing of it
>Rumbling gets louder, and louder, and louder
>Faint sound of somebody yelling "Hhubbbbbyyyy" gets louder in equal proportion
>Rape train comes crashing through your wall

And that's how I met my waifu

>> No.19824060

>Dude just ignore the cockroaches infesting your home they'll go away lmao

>> No.19824067

People have become so high strung nowdays its actually surprising that anything gets done

>> No.19824071
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I imagine this, but with an ushi oni

>> No.19824077

Screaming FUCK OFF at them doesn't work either.

>> No.19824078
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You first Ace.

>> No.19824092
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It's the only option we have since the mods outright refuse to punish shitposters and spammers.

>> No.19824093

It's better than letting them feel welcome. That kind of behavior only lets them thrive.

>> No.19824096

Now that's just mean

>> No.19824098

What do you expect?
Most of the talk is looped garbage, the most active writers are 50/50 and the tolerance of both writers and artist are all over the place

>> No.19824114

The art is trash, he should feel bad for posting it.

>> No.19824121

What active writers?
Even Beast hasn't delivered.

>> No.19824132

At the rate we get new stories and not just 4 line greens, everyone might as well be fucking active.

>> No.19824134

Penywise shows up on Christmas.

>> No.19824144

Which is why these wastes of board space should be moved to /trash/. They offer fucking nothing anymore.

>> No.19824147

Autumn is coming soon. Watch out for leaf piles.

>> No.19824148

Is it time to lament that the threads are dying already?
Oh there it is.

>> No.19824151

Nah, we just need a little faith

>> No.19824154

While the thread is still alive, here
is the gremlin/automaton story for

>> No.19824156

Fuck right off, these shithole threads don't deserve faith.


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>> No.19824171

>somebody actually posts the content you were just bitching about not having
>immediate response is a more polite “fuck off”
Don’t breathe.

Don’t breathe.

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>> No.19824181

This place doesn't deserve content. /mgt/ posters are almost as bad as people who play Monster Hunter World

>> No.19824187


>> No.19824188

An Ice Queen in Kirin armor would be pretty cute

>> No.19824189
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Awwww, you made kitty sad.

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what are you trying to do

>> No.19824201

Is there anything more tragic than a sad Cheshire?

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>> No.19824208

Stumpjub still beats her out. Cheshires are cunts that don't deserve happiness, anyway.

>> No.19824212

A happy one.

>> No.19824216 [SPOILER] 
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what did she mean by this

>> No.19824217

That poor Titania needs a Fairy Knight to be her protector and boyfriend!

>> No.19824221

I take it youre also the guy who shat on that demon art earlier

>> No.19824225
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Wow rude.

>> No.19824232

Your Kiki maid is in heat! Give her the day off!

>> No.19824236

>Wastes of board space
Ah yes, how rude of us to clog up a board with a dozen "I want to fuck x touhou!" threads

>> No.19824239

But Wurms cant be spoiled anon.

>> No.19824249

Yeah, you wouldn't want her to overexert herself. A day off with some alone time, should recharge her batteries and allow her to get back to work. Anon can get by a whole day without her, right?

>> No.19824251

That was fun
Nice writing

>> No.19824252
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What would Touhou be like in the MGE universe?

>> No.19824253

Just get a Q-tip.

>> No.19824254

If an alp doujin were to be made , which artist would be the most up to the task?

>> No.19824255

Agatha Brimlowe, Arch-Mage of the Caldrinthar tower, Nouveau riche Vampire Noble, Hero of the War of Raindown Province and Adventurer for hire!
A sassy under-200 Vampire with a rocking body and even more rocking magical prowess and power! Master of three different schools of magic, Expert in many others! Collector of artifacts and rare Demon Realm beasts in her tower's massive menagerie!
Spunky, independent, raven-haired and fit to fight! Sexy, curvy, playfully teasing and down to have fun!
Lonely and in need of a man in her life! But she'd never admit it!

>> No.19824263

I don't understand, how will cleaning her ears help?

>> No.19824268

I want to steal Marisa's precious thing

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>> No.19824276

An adventuring Vampire mage sounds like loads of fun. Kinda getting (90s version) Lara Croft vibes.

>> No.19824282

Thanks! Its my oldest still active Skyrim character

>> No.19824284
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Flower power!

>> No.19824285

Junji Ito

>> No.19824290
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I wonder if kulve taroth sheds gold?

>> No.19824298
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I hope Anon accidentally stumbles into a Mofu Yakuza hideout.

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>> No.19824303

pretty much the same thing just with more sex

>> No.19824312

Only if you bully her.

>> No.19824314

Given what you do with it in MHW, I'd like to think she lets her husband chip/carve excess gold scales as part of grooming and you get to keep the trimmings to do stuff with

>> No.19824315

>it's a low level branch, so there's just tanuki trying to do her money laundering in peace while a overly-curious young inari bugs her every two seconds with questions

>> No.19824316
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I'd rather join the Scale Yakuza.

>> No.19824317

Maybe if I play unconscious they’ll leave me be.

>> No.19824323
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Alright Anon, through inter-dimensional magic, you have been granted two magical buttons:

The first button will transport monstergirls here in a full invasion with portals opening across the world. It won’t be easy on the girls, especially in the beginning years, where plenty of innocent girls will die in misunderstandings and poor situations or those few that integrate become alienated by society for their alien culture and bodies or shady organizations capture them for scientific reasons, or for much less wholesome purposes. But in time, things are sure to get better, right?

The second button will bring you to their world, and only you, leaving behind everything and everyone who you care about. Everything will progress in this world the same for better or worse, except that you suddenly disappeared the moment you pressed the button. You won’t have anything, there will be a language barrier unless you encounter someone with translation magic, and the war between the Demon Lord and the Order is just past its peak. At least this will spare the girls much suffering.

The choice is yours.

>> No.19824328

Literally next door, if they asked for sugar once why I cant?

>> No.19824330

Button 1
I’m going to fuck this gay earth straight.

>> No.19824332

>The first button will transport monstergirls here in a full invasion with portals opening across the world
Cant I just get a lilim waifu to spread it on our own at our pace?

>> No.19824335

Maybe you'll join them for a game of strip Mahjong.

>> No.19824336

I wonder what would happen if you offered Monstergirls that choice instead.

>> No.19824338

I want to overwater a flower!

>> No.19824340

button 2
Fuck this world.

>> No.19824341

Button one.

>> No.19824343

button 1 but i get some anons to help me out with the welcoming party before hand

>> No.19824347

>“HEAR IT.” Said the gremlin using a length of pipe as a megaphone. “LIVE IT. JUST FUCK HIM.”

I loved it, though it did get uncomfortably intense at one point.

>> No.19824354

Button 1.

It'll be like a nuclear war, but with Dark Matter girls instead.

>> No.19824378

Can I request that button 2 teleports me in front of a single Jinko in heat that us not in love with anyone else? Thats all I need.

>> No.19824384

>kobold girls abused by uncaring masters
>automatons forcibly disassembled for reverse engineering, all to make phones slightly thinner
>kikimora working in sweatshops because they're nimble and don't make a fuss
Option 1 is a fucking nightmare.

>> No.19824385
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If that's what you desire...

>> No.19824392

>Proceeds to mate

>> No.19824395
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It's time to fill those empty chairs and give Titania onee-san some daughters.

>> No.19824401

Button 1
Best option honetly.

>> No.19824402

That's why you get Pharaohs into the government.

>> No.19824412

Can you guys imagine what this place would be like if the portals opened?
Would be really fun to see.

>> No.19824416

What is the most healing story idea you can think of?

>> No.19824418

I mean, she said pretty please. That's pretty much impossible to say no to.

>> No.19824421

>Implying the extremist faction would take over everything since they can see that it's pretty clear that we can't take care of our self

>> No.19824423


>> No.19824424
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'ey boss I got another sucker, he's cute too!

>> No.19824427

Town gaurd gets crippled somehow. White horn girl tries to keep him in high spirits. Let him ride her around. They get married and his legs heal but he still rides her around. Im actually trying to write this out.

>> No.19824430
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Demon rescues man from a horrible abusive human wife.

>> No.19824442
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Button 2. I'll leave a note for my family and assure them that I love them and I'll miss them and wish they would join me, but I'll trade this shitty ass world in an instant for a world of fantasy, adventure and incredibly attractive girls looking for a husband. It just wouldn't be fair to them to sentence so many to a horrible death or a terrible experience integrating when I can simply change my own life alone.

Fuck man, I would seriously miss my family, can't I get an option to ask them if they want to come at least?

>> No.19824445

Broken man suddenly finds himself indebted to a fairy kingdom. Along with the Titania queen, he settles the low impact issues and conflicts in the kingdom, giving him purpose in life and appreciation from others. The final fairy he helps is the Titania herself, and in the process he realizes he's found a place in the world.

>> No.19824447

Damn, that was fun. Really dig the cavalier attitude of the Gremlin and that's probably what they're really like.

>> No.19824450

Oh no! Not the Cuddler!

>> No.19824466

This. I want to be her Knight Champion

>> No.19824474

Ashwing hands down.

>> No.19824477

Something something war veteran with PTSD

>> No.19824478

A monstergirl saving the average anon from himself.

>> No.19824484

Is that the guy that does victim girls?

>> No.19824508

What happens when they catch you cheating?

>> No.19824509

Eroe, no one else compares.

>> No.19824522

They play a little hiding game with whatever it is you used to cheat.

>> No.19824523

You get complimented by a bunch of drunk mofu girls for having the balls to try it.
And then they'll grab you, throw you onto a bed and gangrape you.
They will be taking responsibility.

>> No.19824525

Do Yakuza MGs have Tattoos?

>> No.19824527
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Monster Girls with hats.

>> No.19824540

Fuck off.

>> No.19824551

Who else?

>> No.19824561

Probably pleasure runes made to look like traditional tattoos. Like the one smoke hobo has.

>> No.19824562
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Post daughterus.

>> No.19824566
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>Hating hats

Why are you even on /jp/? Hell why are you even on this website?

>> No.19824595

Stop playing dumb you retarded faggot.

>> No.19824599
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You call that a hat?

>> No.19824619

Fucking disgusting. Well this story is a damn good reason to swear off Automatons.

>> No.19824636
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>letting fanfiction determine your opinion of an entire MG species
Do the human race a favor and sterilize yourself.

>> No.19824637

I hear 2hus.

>> No.19824644


>The anonymoose saga is still going
>Moose has uploaded three chapters for the past thirteen months, all of them side chapters and one a smutpiece where he refers to his self-insert's cock as a blood sausage and his cum as white gold
>The newest update, which took him three months, is some shitty world glossary that has next to nothing to with MGs and more to do with medieval political jargon
>He claims 'he's lazy and in a rut' and not that he hasn't lost any and all passion for the project because some people here actually dared to criticize him and he fled, leaving no one to mindlessly jerk him off.

This is actually starting to get kind of pathetic.

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>> No.19824667

What a happy lizard.

>> No.19824672

Is there anything sadder than a hatless Touhou?

>> No.19824676

On the subject of 2hus I want a Dark Mage Patchy.

You know what kind of Patchy it'd be.

>> No.19824681
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Do you? I mean, she likes hats so much they're in her name. That's top hat.

>> No.19824683
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Hats are overrated.

>> No.19824689

Seems much more a confirmation for me to keep a tight leash on my Automaton around Gremlins.
Its pretty clear off the bat that Automatons are weaponized sexbots, that you should already know. Just keep them obedient and again away from any Gremlin tampering and they'll be fine/nothing bad will come of it.

>> No.19824692

I think that's a bit unfair. The Minte side chapter with her getting dressed up was pretty cute.

But I can't blame the guy if he's gotten burnt out. The story is impressively long.

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Maybe I do?

>> No.19824708
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Is there anything scarier than a yandere fox onee-san?

>> No.19824711

What's so scary about that?

>> No.19824720
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Nobody can beat the mofu.

>> No.19824734

Enjoying it so far, keep going.

>> No.19824737

When a big ol juicy boob enters the room before a girl, you know she's a good girl.

>> No.19824739

That one on the right is going to grow up to be a scary Oyabun!

>> No.19824741


>> No.19824748

I'm going to go with a yandere fox haha.

>> No.19824751

Why beat it?

>> No.19824757

Therr's absolutely nothing to be afraid of when it comes to your beloved big sister. In fact, why not tell her all about how you met a really nice girl the other day? She'll be delighted to hear it, probably.

>> No.19824764
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What about Dark Mage Marisa?

>> No.19824773

Oh, I think its perfectly fair. He hasn't uploaded shit to advance the plot in over a year. The entire basically began a slow descent down the shitter the instant Moose went off the rails and featured his author-insert getting off from turning into a little girl and sucking his own cock, shortly followed by attempting to hang and old woman for trying to catch an evil demon through means only a bit more crooked than his own.

At least I can appreciate the fact the stories been stuck in the backdrop of a zombie wasteland for the past three years. Pretty poetic, considering at this point the saga is the literary equivalent of a rotten, shambling corpse who swings by every half year in a desperate attempt to convince you hes still alive.

>> No.19824779

She’s way too friendly/social to go Dark Mage.
Witch maybe.

>> No.19824785

Button 1.
It will fucking wreck my conscience for eternity but I can't just leave my own world slowly screwing itself over.
And trick scenario, Mamono Mana would just turn them into Undead.

>> No.19824786

>be next in line to become feudal lord
>your stern ochi retainer is always reminding you that you need to marry a strong woman so you can make lots of strong babies to carry on your bloodline
>absentmindedly mention that she's the strongest woman you know
>you didn't know undead could turn beet-red like that

>> No.19824787

Depends on the onee-san's tails
A low or mid tier fox is a lot less dangerous than a yandere dragon, lich, or bapho

>> No.19824789

's cool.

>> No.19824796

It only takes one to make someone into a shameless fluff slut.

>> No.19824798

Of fucking course I'd push the second button. It's not even the setting I'd prefer, but having them suffer horribly is off the fucking table.

>> No.19824807

I've not been keeping up with the reasons we're supposed to hate some posters. What did the hat guy do?

>> No.19824811

Pretty sure that girl is the same one that vores Luca.

>> No.19824818

Yajiro Masaru
Kirimoto Yuuji

>> No.19824819

I want to steal shopping carts with a goofy glasses-wearing Werecat!

>> No.19824822

Isekai story of a guy who plays too much hat fortress and becomes a mercenary on a mission to get all the hats he possibly can.

>> No.19824826

>slug girl vores Luka

Wait, did that actually happen? I thought she was one of the ones that kept him. I mean it's been so long since I've played the beginning of part 1, so I'm not really sure.

Did the slug girl vore him?

>> No.19824833

No, she just sits on his face.

>> No.19824835

No yeah, I just looked this up. She takes him as a mate.

I think you guys were thinking of the Witch Village leader's daughter. The girl in the image is the slug girl, like the second monster Luka fights.

>> No.19824842
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You can't be stealing shopping carts Bubs

>> No.19824851
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This is your boss fight today.


>> No.19824891

>not a mad hatter

>> No.19824935

If anything, it actually makes me wary of Gremlins. I like engineers, but I can’t handle people like that. Combined with the machine fucking, I think I realized I’m looking for more of a Taku than a Gremlin for an intellectual waifu.

>> No.19824948
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I want to tease my mino childhood friend about how her boobs are bigger than her holst cousin's until she snaps and shows me just how big they really are.

>> No.19824962
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Option 1. I don't think monstergirls would really have mush trouble given how OP they are, and I want to give all anons a chance of waifu happiness too. Modern Fantasy is also my fetish.

>> No.19824969
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>> No.19824975

Not the right hat.

>> No.19824980

There's nothing saying the hats can take on one and only one specific appearance.

>> No.19824996

Never seen this one before, who's the artist?

>> No.19825020

>there will be a language barrier unless you encounter someone with translation magic
This isn't a huge downside to me, language barrier relationships with monster girls would be cute as hell.

Give me option 2.

>> No.19825039

They're only OP because they're in a setting without modern technology.

>> No.19825052


>> No.19825053
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I want to be the producer of a mg idol group!

>> No.19825059

And magic fucks modern tech up the ass, what's your point? Also >>19825052

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>> No.19825074

Ignacio Peñailillo, danbooru tag is his same name with a normal n

>> No.19825079

Impregnating all of them and each one having 20+ kids per birth

>> No.19825107

What's in the bottle?

>> No.19825117

>And magic fucks modern tech up the ass
Prove it.

>> No.19825150
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Cute dork.

>> No.19825157


>> No.19825171
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Using magic as an instant-win button against anything and everything is kinda boring, just saying.

>> No.19825182

Combat minded ones can deflect bullets with swords and the magic users can stop the bullets even reaching them in the first place.

That leaves missiles and stuff as the only option but the moment an army starts firing those inside cities is the moment the people turn on their goverment.

>> No.19825186

I want to marry the fuck out of this girl.
>skilled mage
>singlehandedly turned her shithole country into a paradise
>wants a husband for practical reasons and for company

>> No.19825196

High-tier mages like Shirokuto can and have relocated entire cities out of harms way.
So basically they don't even get that.

>> No.19825209

I love this

>> No.19825217

Okay, but you're also signing on to help her keep four mischievous/possibly bored elementals under control.

>> No.19825239

Fine with me. I've always been a bit on the haremfag side, so that'd satisfy my need for diversity. And helping her spirits helps her which in turn she'd use to help others, so if me being fucked silly is what it takes I'd be a willing sacrifice.

>> No.19825265
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>What active writers?
I'm 10k words in for the story I'm writing.

>> No.19825269
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>We'll build a wall and make the Order pay for it!

>> No.19825283

>The Order
>not Nyarlathotep

>> No.19825284

Is a loli Jabberwock the lewdest monster?

>> No.19825307

What type of hatter is the most whimsical? I’m going to guess the Fez wearing Mad Hatters.

>> No.19825314

Add one part momonika sabbath just to be safe.

>> No.19825323
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No, that's a loli unicorn.

>> No.19825365

Beware any of them wearing a party hat.
It's the one day of the year it ISN'T their unbirthday.

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>> No.19825396

You would be the producer of several idol groups.

>> No.19825422

It's not about the quantity of lewd, it's a question of which is the best kind of lewd.

More classy kind like a loli Demon or Kejourou?
Conciously unintentional like a loli Anubis?
Not sure what to even classify it as, a loli Nacho that doesn't like wearing clothes but bitches at you for seeing her naked and gives color commentary on things she thinks you're going to her until you fold and actually do it?

>> No.19825425

Wockfag, Hatterfag,
How do you celebrate your/your waifu’s actual birthday compared to your unbirthdays?

>> No.19825438

Push her on her back and molest her like crazy

>> No.19825440

How many to be exact?

>> No.19825456
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Would you water this plant?

>> No.19825463

I'd grab my Alice pack, which is already packed full of my bushcrafting gear, and strap my Maverick 88, AR and CZ 557 to it. Then I'd toss my iPad, a shit ton of ammo and solar charger into the pack. The iPad is already packed full of all sorts of manuals, history books and stuff that would make a medieval/Renaissance/etc. scholar cum his pants in excitement. Then I'd pull on my belt and attach my holster containing my S&W Model 27 to it and attach a pouch with a box of .357 readily available. I've got speed loaders as well that I'd toss in my pockets.

Last thing I'd do is pick up my dog and then slap the button hard as fuck and jump straight through that portal. I'm off to get myself a Lilim wife.

>> No.19825474

i want to fuck a loli whitehorn this way

>> No.19825482

Probably not because i like my freedom.

>> No.19825498

She's not an MGE alraune so she doesn't imprison you.

>> No.19825501
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MGR just posted the next section of World Guide 3 to be translated. Prepare to have pretty much every question you've ever had about mana in the MGE answered. http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1606

Here's a pastebin version. It lacks the pictures and captions for said pictures, and you may find the version on MGE easier to read but I know some of you prefer pastebin. https://pastebin.com/3Kf0mfEz

Will post the images and their captions here next.

>> No.19825510
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It's Mana-kun!

Excels at producing mana inside his body!


Released from inside his body!


Excels at gathering mana from her surroundings!

Great at controlling external mana!

>> No.19825513

What a dork.

>> No.19825515

I haven't delivered due to blog shit that leaves me yearning to do something other then type

>> No.19825521
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▼The mana cycle in the age of the former mamono lords (conceptual drawing)

releases lots


eaten by





the mana that fills the world

the flow of mana

>> No.19825530
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▼The Mana Cycle of the Present (conceptual drawing)

the mana overflowing in the world.

monster married couple

Limitlessly increases through sex.

returns mana to

mamono realm produce

mamono realm beast


eaten by


>> No.19825543
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I wanna fuck that dryad.

>> No.19825545

Oh boy, I thrive off this nerd shit
Right away it's interesting to see that beings with excessive strength/stamina have it because of mana. Almost makes me want to call it 'essence' or something else instead, since it isn't just for magic. Reminds me of my old /tg/ days trying to craft a system where there was one resource both wizard types and fighter types used for spells and ridiculous physical feats

>> No.19825548

Memes aside, what knowledge would be needed to partially recreate modern society?

>> No.19825550

How would a archlich differ from a regular ol' lich?

>> No.19825561
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Extra meat.

>> No.19825563
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I was going to make a joke about her liking Mana-kun, but the very next page took it a step further. Oh well.

Off-topic but I wonder how offensive it would be to call someone Mana-kun in that world. Like if two MGs get into a fight one might insult the other's husbando by calling him Mana-kun, implying all he's good for is providing mana.

>> No.19825575

Schematics for a watermill.
Chemical/Biological knowledge would be vital for the common man to thrive without magic.
Engineering developments that allowed us to build larger and sturdier structures.
Much more accurate firearms for much easier hunting.
Better agricultural methods.
Modern education methods and knowledge of how to easily distribute education through the development of the printing press.

You could advance medieval worlds by hundreds of years with just a few things.

>> No.19825576

So is it a mindless fap fantasy or not?

>> No.19825583

Taller, more magical, fancier hat.

>> No.19825593

It’s a fap fantasy with actual thought put into it.

>> No.