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Make her day.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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>> No.19826644

Nightmares are pretty fucking qt so I’d love one, not all that i to vampires but I could see it being alright, as for the devilbug I don’t like bugs, especially not roaches,
I could just waifu Charon and fuck her face whenever she makes bad puns.

>> No.19826649

>Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
That could've been bad it anyone paid attention to the links

>> No.19826658

Also left off the link to the World Guide III scans.

>> No.19826669

Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

OP is a faggot as per usual.

>> No.19826679
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Gyaru makes every species better.

>> No.19826686

I want to pat Runya on the head.
And then when she’s distracted with something, cum in her hot chocolate.

>> No.19826692

But I want a gloomy goth vampire.

>> No.19826698
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rata tatas! vada #1

>> No.19826709
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I prefer mine busty.
I want a rata and a bapho to sandwich me with breasts like this or bigger

>> No.19826711

Engage Full Holstbreastification!

>> No.19826722
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gonna breed this rata until she is a mere female animal!

>> No.19826728

Squirl milk!

>> No.19826730

When you get into a fight with a martial artist monstergirl, remember to take off your clothing.
It increases your power level.

>> No.19826740

What about shoggy?

>> No.19826748

>no pack of gyaru mice to hit on you during and after class

>> No.19826753

>getting exiled from a anti-monster village.
>coming home years later with your monster wife and daughters.
>let your daughters loose on the young men and turning the town into a monster friendly territory.

>> No.19826761

>Proving them right in banishing you

>> No.19826767

>You will never be an aspiring journalist in Monster Girl City. With a Ratatoskr rival, around the same age as you.
>It's when her breasts grow that she suddenly overtakes you. Now having more than a big fluffy tail to tease you with.

It's a battle to see who becomes the best anchor on MGCNN!

>> No.19826769

Even a shog looks better as a gyaru. Try not to get creeped out by how her gaudy jewelry has eyes that follow you, though

>teacher turns around for a minute
>suddenly get a dozen notes tossed on your desk by all the gyaru mice in class
>some ask you to make them your personal sluts, while others describe in graphic detail about how they'd drain your balls dry
>except for one that asks if she can just eat lunch together and maybe hold hands after if that's okay with you

>> No.19826780

Beautiful shog eyes are always a treat to stare into!

>> No.19826784

And that’s how anon had his first lunch-date, lost his virginity, and claimed himself a living onahole in the same day- to different girls! At the same time!

>> No.19826785

Pure or slutty gyarus?

>> No.19826798
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>Try to ignore them while in class.
>'Oi oi.'
>Their leader is now standing in front of you, on top of your desk.
>You're at eye-level with her crotch, forcing you to look up at her as she towers over you.
>'You better treat us with respect, you'll need friends at this school, some of the other groups aren't as nice as us.'
>'Haahn? Maybe you'll kiss my feet, get off to a good start?'

You're not gonna take that from a pack of pint-sized delinquents are you?

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>Rata w/ tits
Even handholding is preferable degeneracy over this. And every time you forsake the flat chests for fat tats a Sabbath witch never finds her nii-chan. Won't someone please think of the poor witches?!

>> No.19826805

>Eye level with her crotch
Honestly anon I’m such a degenerate I probably couldn’t keep myself from leaning forward into her snatch and giving her a quick taste.

>> No.19826813

Pure gyarus that try to be slutty because they think that's what guys like and just end up getting flustered all the time.

>> No.19826816

We'll see how high and mighty she is once I whip out my cheese log

>> No.19826824

Nice try but now there's a Sabbath with oppai lolis, so men can still disregard flatties and acquire imoutos

>> No.19826826
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Looking at that Nazrin makes me think that every time she shows up somewhere, "Bad to the Bone" starts playing in the background.

>> No.19826827

Im just doing my part and making the world a "better" place anon.

>> No.19826828

I wouldn't even make it to the witch and would claim the familiar

>> No.19826830

Anon, think rationally. If he was going to go for tits, that dumb witch never stood a chance to begin with.

That's a good way to establish dominance over the local rat delinquents. While they're giggling over what they see as your inevitable molesting, you surprise them by pulling down their boss' shorts, tripping her up and eating her out until she can't stand anymore.
Then you walk over to the classroom door, lock it and turn around while whipping out your cock.
No-one escapes, no matter how hard they try.
That'll teach them for sneaking up on you after school while you were just trying to study.

>> No.19826832

there is nothing wrong with flat chests though
I just would like a rata with tits.
and a bapho perhaps flat. or visa versa

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>Word spreads about how the new transfer student 'defeated' the Mice Gang with his 'sword'.
>The other delinquent gangs take advantage of the power shift, but each are eager to see just how tough the transfer student is.

It's like a shonen! Will he defeat the delinquents? Including the 5 most powerful girls in the school?!

>> No.19826848

>Harem of all the school gang leaders
Through dick unity.

>> No.19826849
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Marune was a mistake.

>Anon, think rationally
I assure you that I am currently without rational thought, sir.

>> No.19826863

Post your nee-san.

>> No.19826867

>Of the strongest, there is the most feared of all 'The Ogre'.
>A Gigantic specimen of her species, powerful muscles, long flowing messy hair and a gaze that can drive almost any to terror.
>She's made her 'lair' in an abandoned classroom, that even the teachers are scared to remove her from.
>After one of the Gang Leaders puts a plan into action, one that ends up with you being tied up and thrown into The Ogre's lair, you find yourself at her mercy.
>You feel the ground shake as she stomps over to you, holds you 7 feet high off the ground and looks right into your face.
>'A-Are you alright? I hope those girls didn't hurt you, they're mean.'

>> No.19826870

Sabbath Patchy is cute.

>> No.19826872
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why cant flat and fat love eachother?

>> No.19826875

>Hey boy, let me get the latest scoop from your fat cock.

>> No.19826877
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Always buy MonCo brand bathtub toys for your daughterus and imoutos. Make bath time fun time! And remember our guarantee: If you aren't satisfied you get your choice of free dildo or butt plug delivered overnight by HarpEx delivery service!
MonCo, a family brand!

>> No.19826886

What about flat chest with fat ass?

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>> No.19826891

As much as I'd love a fat chest, flat with fat ass/thick hips would win me over easily

>> No.19826915

>Wahahaha! Foolish Mortals! The ocean is my domain!

>> No.19826935

>'Haahn? Maybe you'll kiss my feet, get off to a good start?'
Th-they've been talking to the squirrels around school haven't they? How else could they know my weak points like this

>> No.19826948

I sometimes make up little stories in my head about monster girls I fuck because it's easier to rub one out to, but one that I've been thinking of recently has me a bit befuddled. It's this curvy zombie girl a guy found wandering near a cemetery on his way home from work. The problem is that she is missing both eyes and arms. The guy takes pity and brings her home/cleans her up, despite being pretty freaked out. She is pretty weak and slow and doesn't have the best motor functions, so he can wash her and patch her up pretty easily, and she eventually "calms down", but she keeps moaning in his direction and he doesn't know how to get her to stop. Eventually, he relents, and gives her what she craves. I've thought of them living together for a bit and doing couple stuff as she little by little becomes articulate and more refined with the more spirit energy she absorbs while also dealing with the problems she has, but what I've started to think about is whether or not she would regenerate her limbs/eyes as she gets more spirit energy. It says that zombies regain their old looks with SE and eventually surpass that, but would it be able to grow back limbs? Also im not into eyehole crevices, she is wearing a blindfold, which IS a dirty fetish of mine. Also thoughts on cold pussy???

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Remember to ignore all forms of Sabbath propaganda in this thread

Don't fall for their devious trap!

>> No.19826985

I am loyal to the demon cult

>> No.19827021
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If it's a trap then I fell for it long ago. Praise Bapho-sama!

>> No.19827084
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>men have more sex drive
>women feel more pleasure
>monsters have both
There is only one path for me.

>> No.19827086

You're being a fucking idiot is what you're doing, anon.

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>> No.19827110

Take your daughters to disney world

>> No.19827126

That means going to florida, so no.
Nothing against the place i just don't have a passport

>> No.19827142

Thats a powder keg waiting to go off
What if a lilim goes there? She might corrupt the fairy actors into actual fairys

>> No.19827170

A bat keeps finding its way into my house, i-its just a qt vampire, r-right?

>> No.19827181

You act like actual fairies wouldn't be able to get the jobs easy.

>> No.19827306

>She turns the Cinderella castle into her personal palace

Might be cool

>> No.19827342

Alternatively, imagine going to a theme park run by Momonika Sabbath.

>> No.19827391

I want a bakunyuu rata.
One where it’s extremely noticeable

>> No.19827393

Look for one around the Marune Sabbath's village.

>> No.19827420

you and me both

>> No.19827444

I'm gonna.
If she isn't using her huge breasts as an impromptu writing desk then she's not big enough.

Its fantastic.
Small but big where it counts!

>> No.19827449

bonus points if she has wide hips too
>If she isn't using her huge breasts as an impromptu writing desk then she's not big enough.
I see you are a person of taste
tell me more

>> No.19827460

Yep, a decent bottom and hips is good, especially for when she's carrying kids.

But yes, she'd be the one of their group that does all the advertising and collects recipes to post, advertising their 'bountiful goods'.
Plenty of jokes can be had at her enjoying those goods a bit too much, especially the dairy products and/or pumpkins.
She'd be a bit of a baka but a competent reporter in her own right.

>> No.19827470

But I like the sabbath for comfy things.

>> No.19827482

Breasts can be an issue for Ratatoskr. Running kind of sends breasts jiggling everywhere, and unless there is a comfortable enough sports bra for her to wear, she'll have to stick to bands or tape. Won't solve the most uncomfortable issue of them all, though: boob sweat.

At the very least, she'll have a convenient spot to store snacks.

>> No.19827484

There's Marune and Runya-runya for comfy.

>> No.19827487

I know, Runya Runya's is my favorite. Imagine the extra comfy loli weresheep.

>> No.19827493

You say this as if the Sabbath aren't already infiltrating schools, engaging in loli-shota sexual intercourse, and forming relationships with developing girls in order to indoctrinate members at an early age.

Cults are way past fucked up, my man.

>> No.19827501

Thats why one must carry her!
or enjoy the sight her trying to run with mammoth mammaries

>> No.19827504

Considering the world, there should be some really high quality sports bras and whatnot for a hefty topped ratatoskr.
keeping a stash of food in her cleavage just in case as winter hits

>> No.19827514

she sounds like she has a good pair on her shoulders

>> No.19827522

I bet you could get cute/lacey ones in that size as well.

A fantastic set, she always snoops out the scoop, even if its a heavy burden to bear

>> No.19827530

I think I would love this size >>19826709
Larger would be nice but I'm not sure how a Ratatoskr would handle such a bounty

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>> No.19827537

With large bras and a cute boy
That's how.

>> No.19827546

One of the saddest things that could happen is raiding a dungeon and there's no treasure/lich/echidna

>> No.19827551

Just one lonely pot devil sitting amongst a bunch of regular urns.

>> No.19827554

I'd take it.

>> No.19827555

That's not sad at all though. I'd seal the entrance and then I'd either give it to my daughteru when she grows up or I'd sell it to someone who wants it.

>> No.19827557

>entire dungeon is Dorome-chan!

>> No.19827562

Or a sleeping Pharaoh who doesn't react to you

>> No.19827573

I'd cum on her face since sleeping girls are one of my fetishes.

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>mge girl you wish would have a doujin
>type of story/situation
>artist you feel would be the best to do it

>> No.19827684

You don't wanna know what kind of sexual situations I'd like to see MGE girls in. But as for what girls I'd like to see have a doujin, I think manticore, hellhound, holstaur, and baphomet are the most deserving.

>> No.19827720

Vanilla Crow Tengu doujin.

>> No.19827748

>mid grade maledom
>Dr. P or Tatsunami Youtoku

>> No.19827780

A Kikimora writing a doujin about herself, wherein she leads her master down a path of impropriety by seducing him and falling pregnant with his child, before "accidentally" leaving it where it can be seen by her master.

>> No.19827826

I'd love to see a MGE Manticore doujin.

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>"Make sure to fill me up oniichan~
Pretty good edit
A doujin of an embarrassed Bapho being bullied sexually, maybe by nanashi or Soba

>> No.19827871

>mobile posters trying to make thread OPs

>> No.19827874

Guy gets reverse-summoned out of some shit situation, snu snu ensues. Featuring vanilla, reverse mating presses, and nakadashi.
Artist being Yumano Yuuki. Not all their doujins are winners but the ones featuring stuff I like absolutely destroy my dick.

>> No.19827879

Hasn't he gone full on femdom?

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I bet Squirrel milk is delicious.

>> No.19827886

Yeah, it'd just be nice to see in some alternative timeline or something, I like his expressions a lot

>> No.19827888

Catches her onii-chan reading porn mags with big breasted girls in and jealous sex ensures
Drawn by Noise
There's more monster girls I'd love to see doujins of by various artists but with all the sabbath stuff recently that comes to mind first.

I was tempted to say Hellhound maledom by Asanagi as a joke but the poor girls don't deserve that.
>those girls
Nice, what kind of situations though? I'm curious.

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>tfw no Autumn colored, Marune Sabbath Familiar

>> No.19827896

>tfw can't batch download MGG images anymore because they updated the firefox ESR branch to quantum and downthemall doesn't work with it

>> No.19827907

>I feel so too, seems we finally found the one advantadge of humans over monsters. I mean, imagine if a Wurm could just pour all her Dragon mana after a day of husband sex, to boost her intelligence. She would probably make some Hakutakus look like retards.
>The bad thing is that if its true, it now gives a valid claim for the Orderfags here saying "hurr, the mamono lord is evil! This is genocide!".
>When world monsterization was just objectively being assimilated and upgraded into a superior existence, such claims were laughable since they were just replacing something inferior for something superior. But now that apparently there is an unique ability humans had over monsters, an argument can be made that they really are making a valuable race extinct, for the females at least (as incubuses are still considered humans)

The trouble with your reasoning here is that nothing in the text as far as I can tell says such uses of mana are unique to humans, or that monsterized human women necessarily lose their ability to use mana for such purposes. Its as much about individual aptitude as it is about race.

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Pastebin for the recent World Guide 3 Mana Overview translation: https://pastebin.com/V8VF9ZEi

To see it fully formatted and with images you can find it on MGR: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1606

Both have been updated/amended to fix an issue with the original where it was stated it was just the chief god who was exhausted in battle. The text explicitly refers to "gods" plural, presumably allies of the chief god.

>> No.19827939

Relieving stress after a long day of pharaohing or hard femdom with cuddling afterward
Nanashi would probably be good either way.

>> No.19828031

Could you use one of the spin off browsers that can use firefox extensions?

>> No.19828040

What a silly hat, what is it made of?

>> No.19828041

Are Rops witches supposed to be hybrids of Kobolds or Werewolves.

>> No.19828049

If someone manages to make a proper OP next thread, that link should be included along with the Grimoire scans.

>> No.19828086

They have taken upon themselves the essence of “cute puppy.”

>> No.19828097

I want to go a step further and raise them on Marune's oppai lolificating produce, that way there's be oppai loli Witch-Kobolds.

>> No.19828100

Gangbang, public use, tentacles, and a few others too /d/ to even mention.

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>Sea bishop
>saving a drowning sailor

>> No.19828128

Fur that comes off while they spend quality time with their oniichan

>> No.19828149
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>If you rape your enemies they win

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>> No.19828165

That's the best kind of dungeon.

>> No.19828168

That's pretty degenerate already. At least there's some art like that out there to satisfy you and you could always write.

>> No.19828176

He use to do guro , I guess he grew out of his edgelord phase.

>> No.19828189

>He's a bald, featureless man
I knew it. And I bet he can also make his eyes disappear at will.

>> No.19828216

>Don't fall for their devious trap!
Dammit, it keeps happening.

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>> No.19828223

>Large Mouse
>Tank about mc’s growing mouse harem
>Tachibana Omina or peso

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>mge girl you wish would have a doujin
Yandere Marune sabbath Holst.
>type of story/situation
She'd be stalking her onii-chan while her breasts are pent up before overpowering him with her superb laborer pailoli strength.
>artist you feel would be the best to do it
Either Shuz, Jun, Majoccoid, Kosuke, P. D. Chump

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An ancient evil awakens.

>> No.19828279

Either that or werecats

Pretty sure they'll love sleeping on their onii-chan's lap.

>> No.19828284

My young evil is awakening too.

>> No.19828294

Is to rape not to rule?

>> No.19828309

How would an angel/valkyrie/cupid react to you calling your stiffy "young evil"?

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>> No.19828328

matthew 5:29

>> No.19828329

they would attempt to take it into theirself to purify it!

>> No.19828331

>new hinezumi art
It's been a while, I'm happy.

>> No.19828351

A-are you saying you'd chop your dick off?

>> No.19828365


matthew is a silly book

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>> No.19828380

i would thoroughly pet her

>> No.19828382

Just a standard cute little Alice inadvertently tempting her onii-chan, possibly set in Wonderland.

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>inadvertently tempting

>> No.19828399

They're not doing it on purpose, it's just the way they are.

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Alices that spend time in Wonderland lose the "always innocent" gimmick and become just like any other suc.

>> No.19828430

yuel is a good girl

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>> No.19828435

Eh, fine too.

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>one tail

>> No.19828449

You gotta be the one to give her all nine tails, anon.

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>being picky over the quantity of tail

>> No.19828462

Some people are like that
Otherwise everyone would be drawing that one kyuubi

>> No.19828472

Do granblue erunes even grow tails with power?

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>> No.19828497

>not loving all mofu equally
Filthy casual.
Nope. The only multi tailed fox in the game was a literal monster like the one from Naruto.

>> No.19828532

>literal monster like the one from Naruto
There is a weird amount of art that makes the kyuubi a monstergirl

>> No.19828534

Dude that's racist

>> No.19828593

Please post Wurm love.

>> No.19828600

Tbh I always had some slight hope that the Kyuubi or Juubi would end up being revealed as some sexy monster girl.

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>> No.19828614

Smug loli hellhound gets defeated and is railed in every position
Cyocyo or Takatsu

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Coalition between Ropurroto and Marune's branches
Pat on and in her

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Bit of a different topic from usual but I'm interested in hearing people's opinions. Lets say there was an unmarried Lich who had been around for centuries before the current demon lord who had done terrible things as a full fledged monster. We're talking edge such as causing the flesh of adventurers to melt until only bone remained, having her undead army unleash hell on villages and used the remains of families to make ungodly abominations and all that kind of stuff.

If after monsterizing she shut herself off from the world, hating herself and cursing the gift of eternal life, could you bring yourself to to help her find happiness as your wife or would that be a step too far?

>> No.19828651
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>Men end up ejaculating repeatedly in a single night to the point that it seems as though they have been milked dry. The pleasure and ecstasy experienced from having the mana sucked out of themselves certainly is so potent that it causes men to hallucinate as if they had their entire life drained out of them along with it, but of course, the mana is continuously replenished, so there's no way that a man could actually be milked dry to the point of death. In other words, not only the monster, but the man also sustains himself on mamono mana through sexual intercourse, from which he can obtain the required energy for vital functions. As long as they're having sex, a man and monster married couple don't even need to utilize any other means of energy replenishment such as eating, etc. and they're still able to live.

These hallucinations could make for some hot pseudo-Shiki-style-succubus sex play.

Also I find it interesting that this seems to confirm that one doesn't have to be an incubus to not need food when married to a monster. You can still sustain yourself thanks to your wife replenishing your energy, its just not as extreme as for an incubus who can outright eat mamono mana.

>> No.19828660

Does Wurm-chan believe in gravity?

>> No.19828669

Comedy is tragedy plus time. It all depends upon the timing behind it. Centuries later, maybe. A couple of weeks, probably not.

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>Also, even without using sex as an intermediary, just by touching each other, or even just being near each other, this mechanism works. They say that man and monster married couples elevate one another's abilities just by living together. “Dragon knights”, human male riders who fight astride dragon mounts such as “dragons (Encyclopedia I – p. 214”) or “wyverns (Encyclopedia II – p. 152)” exploit this effect, with the dragon mount becoming even more powerful and agile than she would be individually, and the rider's combat strength becoming incomparably higher than it would be individually.

Now I am imagining shouting "boost!" at regular intervals as I and my dragon or wyvern wife fight side by side, carefully never getting too far apart.

>> No.19828676

How do wisps work? Do they only love you if you kill yourself?

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>> No.19828691

In short. No.

>> No.19828693

She believes in the gravity of a situation.

>> No.19828710

>Thick troll is a masochistic buttslut for the mc
>Jun, Muronaga, Methonium, or Nuezou

>> No.19828722

I will pat her insides while cuddling and hugging.

>> No.19828730

As long as she was mostly pragmatic about it (e.g. no "let's torture/pillage/rape these villagers for fun"), absolutely.
I have a thing for redemption as long as the deeds aren't ultra heinous, so I think I actually would prefer that to just a 'normal' lich.

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>Moreover, the act of handling external mana and taking it within herself is much akin to the act of a *succubus draining a man of mana and taking it within herself. In that respect, we can say that a *succubus is a being with the powers of a human woman infinitely increased in every regard including her beauty and ability to seduce men; conversely, we can say that all human women innately have qualities that make them well-suited to becoming *succubi. In actuality, there are even human sorceresses who replenish their mana by having sex with men, and they do take pleasure in the act of draining men of mana, though not as much as a *succubus would. If a woman repeatedly engages in the equivalent of *succubus' behavior while human, eventually, she'll become enthralled with the ecstasy of slurping mana, and end up acquiring a body and mind specialized for the act of draining mana. Sooner or later, she'll end up “awakening” as a monster such as a “succubus” or “dark mage (Encyclopedia II – p. 80)”.

And its interesting to see just how much like monsters (or rather sex fiends) MGE human women already are. It adds extra context to how KC states that dark mages remain human in appearance because even as humans they were already so much like monster girls in behavior and heart.

>> No.19828769

If you're gonna shout that you need to grope her or see her clothes getting stripped off for maximum effect.

>> No.19828800

Probably centuries if she hated herself enough to lock herself away.
Old monsters followed the rules the chief god set and set out to kill humans because that's what monsters did so it probably wouldn't be for fun and more to fulfil her purpose and conduct research.
Now Kakuens on the other hand, they were the real jerks who did shit for fun.

>> No.19828809

So if I'm reading this right if you have a Slime-type Waifu you can also use them as a Mana Battery for magic shenanigans.

>> No.19828814

People joked that kishimoto must of seen the fan art and fanfiction seeing as the first thing naruto thinks when he sees his mum is that kyuubi took a human form to fuck with him.

>> No.19828816

What are kakuen known for in legend? Tanuki would've been assholes too, but I feel like they still wouldn't be all that apologetic about it.

>> No.19828843

They were sort of the reverse of the MGE kakuen. They were all males and abducted human females to reproduce.


>> No.19828860

The whole Demon Lord transition is really fascinating to me and I wish there were some more stories set around it. I think of the first generation of Inari born after the transition, for example. Humans would be trained by tradition that kitsune may or may not be helpful (it's still Zipangu after all), you need to keep your guard up and be ultra-respectful lest you cause an offense that proves fatal, be wary of their deceptions and so on. And then you have this new generation of girls that are just really sweet and want to be with men as much as they can and at worst are harmlessly mischievous. Mothers and grandmothers born before the transition who look pained when their daughters ask why the humans are so afraid of them, human elders who are clearly uncomfortable with them and keep their sons away, all of it. Maybe it'd be too depressing a story but it would have a happy ending anyway.

>> No.19828871

>Tanuki would've been assholes
eh, I'm pretty sure tanukis would probably have been among the nicest monsters
not actually good, mind you, but mostly a bit more maliciously mischievous rather than the outright hostility of most monsters

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>> No.19828907

She still gets your soul if you do that.

>> No.19828971

I didn't say they were the worst or evil, I said they were assholes. Now they're unapologetic assholes because they STILL do that shit. I brought them up mostly in reference to the "did shit for fun" bit of the post I was replying to.

>> No.19828984

Alright so,

The Side books will now be considered canon apparently.

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>> No.19829017

Only the two (eventually three with the sea kingdom one) side guides though. Fallen Brides and such is firmly alternate universe.

KC makes it pretty easy thanks to a white line he puts in the list of books and other works, separating the canon from the non-canon. http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/hondana/index.html

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>> No.19829031

>All those wurmlings
Local man upsets local geological stability! Local oil barons dispute child labor laws, fire well diggers!

>> No.19829053
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>Oh no!

>> No.19829061

Rhinoceros beetle

>> No.19829076
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Krakens are overrated.

>> No.19829109
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Why is Fallen Brides non-canon again?

>> No.19829131

Agreed but people seem to prefer big tits over big ass and don't appreciate a girl that just wants to cling to you and never let go.

>> No.19829147
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There's no reason why they can't have both.

>> No.19829168

Well for one thing it has a story with Druella having sex with someone, whereas KC maintains whether she is in a relationship or not is "secret."

Also, some of the stories in Fallen Brides make it sound like the other girls in the harem don't exist or at least have no romantic relationship with "you", making several of the encounters as if they are the first time he is having sex with a monster. Ergo they make no sense as part of the same dimension as each other.

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But anon, how will she beat the cock?

Trick question. She can't beat the cock, but she can break it.And not in the cbt way, either.

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>KC maintains whether she is in a relationship or not is "secret."
He just does that so the the reader can self-insert as her husbando.

>> No.19829200

Cant I self insert as the potted plant in the room watching?

>> No.19829215 [SPOILER] 
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That's silly.

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>> No.19829273

Do young wyverns go to bed with a leg of meat to chew on in their sleep?

>> No.19829276

What those faces trying to convey?

>> No.19829278

I'd insert in that plant. Those plants. Liliraune are plural, right?

>> No.19829301
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The one on the left used to be a dude.

>> No.19829310

Is sarcasm a thing in japanese?

>> No.19829320
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Why do you ask?

>> No.19829328

Spiral Staircase

>> No.19829334

I think it’s supposed to be a plush.

>> No.19829336
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Best snek.

>> No.19829339

Poor thing.

>> No.19829352
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We need more chill pics

>> No.19829363
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Did somebody say chill?

>> No.19829364

the beetle's face
>this bitch invites me for tea and when i show up she's already drunk
>i could be home, getting that sweet dick nectar from hubby

>> No.19829365

If only her world was more appealing.

>> No.19829371

Their inherent desire to loudly explain the joke means they’re pretty bad at it.

>> No.19829382

>"hunny" brand honey
Probably got booze in it

>> No.19829394
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Like someone once said about Monster Musume, you can always image a look-alike girl in the MGE world.

>> No.19829395

The eternal curse of being the first monstergirl in a group of friends to get married. Everyone still invites you to hang out when you could be having sex with your husband and you can't even suggest just fucking side by side to still hang out.

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Who needs booze when you have alraune nectar?

>> No.19829410

Isn’t that what mead is?

>> No.19829412

May be a good motivation for those married monsters that its mentioned will go out and catch men for their friends.

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The face of pure evil.

>> No.19829448
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Best moth.

>> No.19829467

Flayer Loli a cute, would adopt and let myself get flayed by her.

>> No.19829478

I need an ice queen making bad ice puns to an annoyed werebat. Bonus points if I can hear the accent through text.

>> No.19829480

Well I definitely prefer happy wife moth than creepy, reality distorsioning, time travelling, yandere moth.

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you don't get to pick though

>> No.19829504

I hope that there are chubby girls up north.

>> No.19829508

You seem boring.

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>> No.19829546

This is the worst ASMR ever.

>> No.19829555
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No, this is.

>> No.19829557

Wrong thread please ignore

>> No.19829577

I'm pretty sure that title goes to the Arcahne snuff ASMR that popped up my my recommendations yesterday where the listener is comforted before the spider sucks his insides out.
ASMR is fucking weird at times.

>> No.19829582

I find it appealing

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>> No.19829589
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Tiny abdomen.

>> No.19829597

What's that?

>> No.19829606

I'd let that spider slurp on my dick, I've always liked fangs like that.
Basically sounds or voices that are designed to give you a "tingling" feeling but they're mostly just used for relaxation.

>> No.19829611

They're mostly just used for jackin it by sexperverts.

>> No.19829613

Don't forget that some ASMR is meant to give you a boner.
Sometimes you just need to put on your headphones, close your eyes and let your imagination tell you there's a QT foxgirl jerking you off.

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Did ManyEyedHydra get into the ASMR business or something?

>> No.19829636

That falls under "relaxation"
Is that the subtitled one with the drunk fox? I ended up downloading that one.

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>> No.19829666

>TFW no qt whispering instructions to kill yoursefl into your ear

>> No.19829673


>kurt cobain yourself

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Anon are you OK?

>> No.19829689

Bazel-senpai and Jho-senpai fighting over me!

>> No.19829696

Introducing them to your 'gunlance' after they're tired out!

>> No.19829709

I will be after taking a bath with this toaster like the cute voice is telling me to do!

Just kidding, though. If anything, I'd take my chances with a summoning circle.

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>> No.19829730

>sounds or voices that are designed to give you a "tingling" feeling but they're mostly just used for relaxation.
Isnt that music?

>> No.19829731

Not before marriage! Then they will cart the shit out of me

>> No.19829736

Silly Anon, you gotta introduce their tender flesh to you 'carving knife'

>> No.19829739

Not by a long shot. Not everyone even gets the effect though, it's kind of hard to explain unless you've felt/can feel it.

>> No.19829743

I have a linoleum knife.

>> No.19829758

>Rowdy Bazel-senpai and Jho-senpai only behaves when young anon is around because he has conquered them

>> No.19829767

Don't be dense.

They were smug until he showed them his 'rodeo' techniques.

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You wouldn't stick your dick in a flower.

>> No.19829784

You're right, I wouldn't. I would in an alraune though.

>> No.19829807

Today's my birthday, a MG will surely take me to her world this time right?

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I'd let her suck me dry, if you know what I mean

>> No.19829827

Maybey but it would more along the lines of a wild nymphomaniac appears.

>> No.19829831

>Spooning with Hakutaku
>It suddenly dawns on you that Minotaur horns start growing at seven weeks and have a density of 1.4 grams per cubic centimeter
>Your wife is sleep-teaching again

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>> No.19829847
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Maybe she can help mino-san with geometry.

>> No.19829859

Would you let her latch on you and bite you in public?

>> No.19829870

Minos aren't that dumb.

>> No.19829879

Pretty sure every monster knows which hole the peg goes in.

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Minos are dumb! All they think about is sex!

>> No.19829884

A picture is worth a thousand words

>> No.19829887

Time to tweak a nipple to see if I can get her to teach me lewd things again. Last time did wonders for my heavy petting.

>> No.19829890

I actually don't understand this picture.

>> No.19829893
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>I'd take my chances with a summoning circle.
What do you mean?

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Just my type of girls

>> No.19829912
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She's trying to put a peg into a hole that doesn't fit.

Do you need someone to explain why pouring water on something makes it wet?

>> No.19829917

Teach me, Wurm-sensei!

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>> No.19829930

>Manage to capture them.
>Palico-kouhai now has to deal with these two very blatantly wanting the D from her partnya

>> No.19829932

Shikibus energy drain would be top tier if not for the dried fish dead end. Good to see KC's girls are capable of something similar.

>> No.19829941
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>...and that's how the nationalist-socialist party discovered the earth is flat, and made of chocolate

>> No.19829947

Well, there's a bunch of shit that could go wrong even if a summoning actually works, but you'd at least have a chance to get stuff. If you fail, nothing happens and you can try other things. Meanwhile, a successful suicide if the portals aren't open just means you're dead. I suppose you could try summoning angels or something too, but who does that?

>> No.19829954

Do you live on fear of others finding out your odd fetish?

>> No.19829961

Cows are dumb animals. By extension, so are minotaurs and holstaurs. Ushi-onis strike me as being fairly dull as well. But this is what makes cow girls so lovable. The only exception would be hakutakus, but they were always a shitty subspecies to begin with.

>> No.19829964

>whenever Wurm-sensei gives a lecture, Haku-sensei audibly opens herself another bottle of wine in the teacher's lounge
Being a monster teacher is surprisingly difficult.

>> No.19829965

>She's trying to put a peg into a hole that doesn't fit.
Like, literally? It's just kinda confusing in my opinion. She's not bend over and it's in a speech bubble. So I thought that it's maybe some guy questioning where to put it in, that doesn't fit with the mino being dumb though.
>Do you need someone to explain why pouring water on something makes it wet?
I mean, I'm pretty sure that this comes up pretty early in any chemistry class.

>> No.19829971

I wish it was just one. But yes.

>> No.19829979

>Cows are dumb animals.
Are they really?

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>She's not bend over
Or the board could be on a table.

>> No.19829991

Not sure if this is the place to be asking that. But in terms of waifus, just marry a wonderland girl. There's nothing they haven't seen or heard of before. In fact, chances are good that whatever your kink is, it's their kink too. Hell, they might even have kinks that would outdo how weird your fetish is.

>> No.19829993
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Wurm-sensei is honest, but not always right.

FYI, the "meek" part of her translation got fixed to "honest". Its the same word used for the dhampir, who is plainly not meek in any way.

>> No.19829994

Plus you could say the wrong words.

>"Oh demon oh demon, take me both far away from here!"
>Meanwhile in Pandemonium
>"Oh for devil's sake he didn't even say "I wish!" How are you supposed to make a wish without saying "I wish"!?"

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>Meanwhile, a successful suicide if the portals aren't open just means you're dead.
Silly anon. Haven't anime taught you anything? Death is always the guaranteed way to isekai to fantasy world. Why wait for them here, which will never happen anyway, if you can go there yourself?

>> No.19830005

There's nothing they haven't seen or heard of before.
Unless you're talking to an Alice. Maybe. Kind of.

>> No.19830007

or worst case scenario you'd be unconscious till lich-chan resurrects you

>> No.19830008

I need a truck for that method, and I don't want to mess with anyone's insurance and/or psyche.

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I want an alraune Yuuka.

>> No.19830018

And a bit less insulting during the draining would be nice too. Shikibus-prime was made a bit less sexy by how little she seemed to enjoy draining the protagonist, nearly constantly remarking on how bland he tasted, how he had zero endurance, couldn't do a thing for her, etc.

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>Why do I keep getting these?

>> No.19830036

cuz wurm-chan ain't gonna bring ppl back from the dead

>> No.19830037

>Undead kingdoms are full of anon who has killed themselves and got resurrected by lich-chan
Both cute and kind of sad.

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Being a truck driver in Japan must be an extremely stressful job.

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>> No.19830052

>Every time I get back home, I get myself a whiskey and drink to the memory of all the teenage students walking out of school I ran over
>I actually get paid by the dozen, you know
>Government says it foments cultural exchange, whatever the fuck that means

>> No.19830054

>get resurrected
>kill myself again

>> No.19830058

All herd animals are dumb as bricks. They just eat, shit, and sleep, and when they're in a herd, they're calm and spaced out most the time. When they're not in a herd, or if the herd is very low in numbers, they're more agitated and nervous because they feel safety in numbers.

In general though, herbivores tend to have a far lower intelligence compared to omnivores or carnivores. The theory is because they don't really need to hunt for food. Animals that need to hunt for food often employ strategies and various tactics to hunt prey to survive. This requires some sort of intellect. Animals that just graze the grass never needed to develop an intellect since finding food just entails lowering their head to eat the grass.

So I like to think that translate to MGs as well. Hellhounds and dragons would tend to be smarter than holstaurs and weresheep. There are always exceptions to the rules of course.

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That's what you think.

>> No.19830063

going for hat wisp pussy i see

>> No.19830075
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How ungrateful!

>> No.19830081

Is The Matrix a reverse isekai?

>> No.19830087

Its also about energy requirements. Big brains need a lot of fuel, and grass/leaf eaters have to spend a lot of time eating just to sustain their bodies, let alone their comparatively small brains, and use up a lot of energy extracting nutrients from their low nutrient diet. Fruit and meat eaters on the other hand get more energy form their food and it takes less energy to digest.

Monster girls of course don't have that problem since all of them can digest high-energy foods that humans eat.

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Burt Reynolds died today.

Press F to pay respects.

>> No.19830101

I want to go on adventures with my Lich wiafu and constantly mess up and die multiple times during the adventure while my wife resurrects me.

>> No.19830110

I want to stay dead you know.

>> No.19830111

F for the manliest man that ever was

>> No.19830120
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>> No.19830123

Even in the afterlife you might be taken by a waifu.

>> No.19830127

not pseudo-dead, I mean dead, like really damn dead.

>> No.19830129

>Isekai trucks drive like they belong in a GTA game.

>> No.19830130

>man gets a lich wife but that doesn't cure his depression
>constant cycle of suicide, resurrection by her, then suicide
>she's trying to turn him into an incubus/cure his depression but never manages to make enough progress before he relapses and dies
Either the darkest comedy or a straight up tragedy, I'm not sure which.

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>When their body is filled with warm spirit energy, they realise that they are not alone, their once empty heart becomes filled with warmth and ecstasy. It is said that men who have had their body and soul seized by them and then became their husband, they will not be released even after death, when only their soul remains. They will end up continuing to have sex with them as their husband for eternity.

>Also, sometimes, living men are not their targets; instead they trap in their cages the souls of men who died alone like them and make husbands of them. They say that when the living wander into their residence, they will show off while they make love.

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>> No.19830155

>Hello yes, it's me, the guy who bought the mansion on the hill.
>Uh, yes, hello! P-Please tell me this isn't about the curse I didn't tell you about.
>Yeah it is.
>Oh god. Did someone die?
>What? No! These damn ghosts just keep having sex in the living room while I'm just trying to watch tv.

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>> No.19830168

>There are too many theaters in town due to long lifespans and the Ghost-to-Phantom pipeline

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>> No.19830173

>The ghouls are getting too big thanks to folks giving them leftovers and scraps

>> No.19830185

>Basically every street are have their own theater.
>Then there are the bigger once for each district
>Then there is one super huge that's the the royal castle where they have a ones a year special thing

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>Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again

>> No.19830212

Wasn’t there an isekai where he was reborn as a truck that mowed down people to send them to isekai situations?

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Got a link?

>> No.19830229

He wasn't reborn into one, but his job is to drive one

>> No.19830236

That milf is amazing. Anyone who wouldn't fuck her is pretty gay.

>> No.19830240

Are you sure is milf and daughter, because I'd rather have them be sisters

>> No.19830246
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>Operating out of modern Thailand, they supply fantasy worlds with summoned heroes from Earth!
Don't tell the Demon Lord.

>> No.19830268

I really want to tell a Wisp about all the dirty, kinky things I would have done to her, If I had found her when she was alive.

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That's it. I'm gonna go to Japan just to get hit by a truck. But first I need the money to do that. Fuck, in order to fuck a waifu, I need to work in real laifu

>> No.19830277

What is that fox doign with her hand

>> No.19830285

She's clearly a DIO fan, you uncultured swine

>> No.19830287
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Rocking out.

>> No.19830308

I would not like my wife to know what I'm into.

>> No.19830319

I once was asked what kinda fetishes I have. I just said "wierd shit I really don't feel comfortable revealing" and left it at that. If someday I get a girlfriend I trust enough to not reveal this shit even if we were to break up, I wouldn't mind telling her my greatest fetish is imagining I'm a hero adventuring in a fantasy land fucking monstrous hot girls. Mainly because I hope that'd drive her to start cosplaying during sex.

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>> No.19830429

Telling you she's your onee-san now.

>> No.19830465

I can delete it if you want. Just wanted to do a funny edit that came to mind.
Also I want to commission you since you have awesome doodles!

>> No.19830501

Is this what happens when you visit a fox shrine?

>> No.19830514

You don't walk into a matchmaker and expect to not get matched.

>> No.19830520

Everything seems to be a matchmaker these days.

>> No.19830522
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Hope you boys are ready for some comfy. This item sounds perfect for cuddlesluts. The Mana Muffling Mofu or, less creatively, the Mana Insulating Blanket is translated. It's short so I'll put the paste link and the info.

Mana Insulating Blanket
Rarity ◊

At first glance, this is a thin and light, highly refreshing blanket.
It is easy for mana to stay inside of it. Beings that emit mana from the body, that is, humans and mamono, wrapping themselves up is the means of activating it.
As the blanket sucks in mana it will swell like fluffy fur, and the mana confined inside will warm up, cloaking the comfy character from the cold.

The warmth of the blanket is proportional to the amount of mana the wrapped up person emits.
It is more effective if it wraps two rather than one. If it is a mamono, who emit more mana from their body than humans, the effect is yet greater.
The most effective thing is for a human man and mamono to share the blanket, entwining their bodies together, circulating magical energy by kissing and mingling, releasing a lot of mana into the blanket.
If a monster couple wrap themselves up in the blanket to flirt and get intimate, then even in the heavy blizzards of snowy mountains, together in a room with a fireplace, crawling into a fluffy bed, feeling their lover's body warmth while dozing off, it will bring about a warm comfortable coziness.

Also, should a human who is distressed on a snowy mountain wrap themselves alone in this blanket, a monster of the snow country will surely come to join them inside.
Even if they fall asleep in the cold conditions, they can sleep in snug safety, when they wake up with a fluffy blanket, wrapped up in a fluffy Yeti's arms.

>> No.19830546

>Implying my brother didn't find out somehow
>Implying he didn't buy me the English release of the book for my birthday

>> No.19830551

Is this how we can achieve the legendary mofu lilim?

>> No.19830582

What does mofu mean?

>> No.19830594

Ooh, it even transforms into a thin blanket for easy storage.

I kind of wish if they explained what it was made of though.

>> No.19830604

The Chosen One of prophecy.
The downy deus, clad in coats of the finest fur, swathed with skin of velutinous silk.
Her great tails arch to support the heavens, every patch of bush soft as a mother's caress.
Somehow, even her horns seem fluffy.

>> No.19830605

Cute witch dude.
What this guy said too >>19830465

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>Also, should a human who is distressed on a snowy mountain wrap themselves alone in this blanket, a monster of the snow country will surely come to join them inside.
>Even if they fall asleep in the cold conditions, they can sleep in snug safety, when they wake up with a fluffy blanket, wrapped up in a fluffy Yeti's arms.
Instant snow wife, just add mofu blanket

>> No.19830631

>smug yetis always hand out these blankets at the base of a mountain
>"If ya don't need it, take it as a souvenir, an' if ya do, you'll be glad to have it, eh/da?"
>mountain bases constantly cycling through yetis who have found husbands

>> No.19830640

That sounds like a fantastic item.
>The warmth of the blanket is proportional to the amount of mana the wrapped up person emits.
What would happen if you stitched a bunch of these together and wrapped them around a dark matter?

>> No.19830647

>Be grizzled mountaineer travelling over dire peaks of snow and rain
>A cruel Northern Storm quickly rises up on the horizon, and you're on naked mountaintop
>Set up the most basic of shelters and pull your emergency Mana Insulating Blanket, wrapping yourself up and saying a quiet stoic prayer to Ares for strength to endure
>Doze off as the blizzard hits, but the blanket's warmth seems it will get you through
>When you wake up, its to the feeling of little dainty kisses on your neck and warm fluffy paws rubbing your sides
>An adorable shortstack Yeti has crawled into bed with you, and her warmth combined with the now extravagantly fluffy blanket has kept you safe and comfortable
>"Mornin' there bud. Some Noreaster there last night eh? I was just out for a rip a few klicks from the village an' saw you bangin' in on the mountainside, yeah? You up here year round or you onea' them snowbirds always hoppin back down to Winterstown when it gets too cold, I could use a pal back home to warm the ol' shack at night if you're up for it~"

>> No.19830648

The equivalent of the heat hitting your face when you open the oven

>> No.19830654

An evil part of me wants to leave those blankets around with a male blow-up doll and filled with syrup or something that's sticky just to mess with monster girls who crawl into random people's blankets.

>> No.19830656

What would you do if you were charged with a crime..... and found a Wurm is your lawyer? Might as well just represent yourself or plead guilty to all.

>> No.19830667

Would mating press be painful for a gal w/ tails like that?

>> No.19830670

Super hero pose and escape

>> No.19830676

The law offices of Worm, Wurm and Worm (a Sandworm, Wurm Wurm and Greenworm) are low budget, but they always do their best for their clients!

>> No.19830685
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>Cursed sword, but it's an ar-15

>> No.19830686

Ask a Youko.


>> No.19830690

It depends. Is it allowed to request a trial by combat? Because if so there is 99.99% chances of my lawyer winning the trial.

>> No.19830693

A clever plan, but how would you get the blanket to fluff up? Any monster would recognize something was off when they notice the blanket isn't fluffing up from a mana source within it.

>> No.19830697

Wurm will do her best. I believe in Wurm.
The wriggliest lawyers can wriggle their clients out of anything!

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Either by straight up masterbating in said blanket or getting a gem laced with spirit energy.

>> No.19830717

Why is she doing that hand sign?

>> No.19830739

>"Mornin' there bud. Some Noreaster there last night eh? I was just out for a rip a few klicks from the village an' saw you bangin' in on the mountainside, yeah? You up here year round or you onea' them snowbirds always hoppin back down to Winterstown when it gets too cold, I could use a pal back home to warm the ol' shack at night if you're up for it~"
I read this in a Minnesota accent.

>> No.19830741
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I want to awaken my Onee-san's lust for otouto cock.

>> No.19830762

Why do you keep asking this? She's mimicking a fox's head and ears with her hand.

>> No.19830767

>"M-My what?! What are you saying? That little Anon loves my breasts and wants to p-paizuri them?!"
>"But that can't be! I always wear very conservative sweaters to cover them up! And I only wear a one-piece swimsuit!!! B-breastflesh smooshing and oozing out of it?! What do you mean?!"
Dumb onee-san. Big tittied, cockthirsty for otouto, delicious dumb onee-san.

>> No.19830774 [DELETED] 

Shillary wants to ban waifus. She must go to prison

>> No.19830783

You're good people.

>> No.19830789

>one of the most visually bland guns
No thanks

>> No.19830791

Maybe that question is the hot new meme?

>> No.19830795

>Anon's Onee-san monsterizes in college into an Echidna.
>They've been living together for years since running away from an oppressive order home.
>Anon's big meaty Onee-san has been struggling with the growing lust she feels and the fact that the only cock in the house belongs to her Otouto.
>Anon's been spying on her and fapping to her lewd body for years.
>When she finally snaps, she'll get permanent heart pupils around him after "raping" him for a full weekend.

>> No.19830813

Big muscled/strongfat monster girls wearing only lace ribbons and waiting in bed to surprise anon

>> No.19830818

They're going to track you down.
This is how you get puppies, anon.

>> No.19830829

Do these blankets come in multiple sizes?

>> No.19830835

Friendly reminder to thoroughly groom your monstergirl daughterus.
There is no excuse for unkempt daughterus.

>> No.19830846

>Mino built like an Abrams tank with T&A
>Brown skinned, messy haired, and scarred all over her body from years in the Mamano army as a frontliner
>You open the door and there she is, face scrunched up in embarassment, in nothing but a pink negligee and little ribbons on her horns
>A far cry from her normal outfit of a barely fitting tank top and torn up jeans
>"Y-You gonna just stand there or get in bed already?! Sheesh!"
>Her blush practically makes her look like an Oni, but you savor the moment and slowly make your way over
>"D-Don't you make no funny jokes or nothin' either! Damn Inari at the bar, she said this'd be easy, I oughta kick her ass!"
>Crawl up to her and put a finger over her mouth, quietly hushing her
>Her eyes look up with surprise and, despite herself, girlish anticipation
>Smile and whisper in her ear
>"You look cute."
>You swear you hear a sound like a tea kettle going off as steam erupts from her ears in blush and arousal
>"Yeah. Real cute."
>The bed, and the room itself, and most of the house, did not survive the next 24 hours

>> No.19830850
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Cheetahs are the fastest!

>> No.19830857

And that's fantastic.
Especially if she has cute panties to go with it

>> No.19830872


>> No.19830885

>Post Jaguar

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And Jaguars are the thickest cats in the animal kingdom

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Space Cats are the strongest

>> No.19830908

>25 hours later, laying in bed with her, her arms the size of your torso wrapping you up like a teddy bear into her heavy soft breasts
>lazily run a finger along one of her bicep's scars as she shudders and pulls you in closer
>"...So have you always had those cute lil' panties with hearts on em or are those new?"
>"S-Shut up..."
>"Just figured you'd be more of a 'flowers' or 'cowprint' kind of gal"
>"I'll end you!"
>Tap her nose before nestling in deeper, yawning and preparing to rest
>"Love you too"
>You cant see if she's blushing, but you feel her arms squeeze even tighter and even feel her ton-squatting legs kick a little beneath you, as well as a poorly hidden girlish squeal from above
>"L.... Luvyutoo.."

>> No.19830919

She is a precious flower and must be protected.

>> No.19830920
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Would you a human-sized Strelizia?

>> No.19830922

Now this is healing.
I bet its hard for her to adjust to normal married life, but that Anon sounds like a perfect husband.

>> No.19830930

If my Onee-san was purposefully hiding those glorious calcium cannons, you can bet I'll be sabotaging her ever step of the way
>"Otouto, have you seen my modest one piece swimsuit? We have to get going to the beach soon."
>"Here it is, but it looks like something happened to it."
>there's heart-shaped holes cut out over the cleavage, nipples, and crotch
>"Don't worry, Onee-san, I happen to have another swimsuit that's perfect for you. It's called a sling bikini. It might be a size too small, but like you said, there's no time to get a new one."

>> No.19830933

The mech designs were the only redeeming part of franx and I've fapped to that set so many times so yes. Gladly.

>> No.19830935

This picture annoys me because unless the square one is sized smaller you could actually fit the round peg though it because a circle that's the same distance across as a square's length can fit though it with no obstructions. I propose that this Minotaur is actually a high level thinker.

>> No.19830940

Fuck yeah I would.

>> No.19830944

Honestly I hated the designs of the mechs on the outside, but the cockpit and co-pilot design to me was very interesting.

>> No.19830945

Even if she was the "evil" version.

>> No.19830946

Is it wrong to want to be called cute by a Monster.

>> No.19830947


>> No.19830958
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Where in the world did you get that idea?

>> No.19830960


>> No.19830962

>The next day, after Tankcow finishes up her daily work (she's like a one woman construction team + construction machinery) she heads to the tavern where her wily and coy Inari friend hangs out
>"Ufufu, and where were you all of yesterday, Ushi-senshi~?"
>"Can it, fox."
>"Oho, but did Inari-san's advice help Ushi-senshi? Did Ushi-chan's husband enjoy his evening view~?"
>Tankcow is blushing again, but can't deny it was effective advice
>She grumbles under her breath as the Inari hides her mouth with a long sleeve, her tails lazily swishing back and forth
>"Alright, it worked, okay? Thank you. But you better not tell no-one!"
>The Zipanguese woman giggles and makes a weird hand gesture while posing
>"Ufufu! Inari-san always knows best~!"
>"Yeah, ga-sun-tite or whatever."

>> No.19830969

Cutest cow, especially if she has milk-tanks that rival those muscles

>> No.19830971

>"Yeah, ga-sun-tite or whatever."
Kek, I like this mino. Bet she's always asking herself 'what the fuck kinda last name is san?'

>> No.19830974

This is heaven.

>> No.19830982

How are you going to prove to her that her wondrous breasts are in fact a great feature of hers instead of 'annoying things that get in the way', Anon?

>> No.19830997

By getting her off just by fondling them, even if they're bigger than my head each and my hand can''t hope to hold all of that breast-flesh.

Sure, I may need to sneak up on her and do it as she's not that fond of folks pointing them out but I can do it!

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>> No.19831010

Putting the rape back in "school shooting." What's that you said? 'There's no "rape" in "school shooting?" Well, there is now.

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Regarding sneks and their length, where does the often cited 20 feet figure come from?
What length do you imagine a lamia-type monster girl would have on average?

>> No.19831031

[x] Pet her chest

>> No.19831038

>Tankcow is at home one evening, sitting on the couch half-asleep drinking a beer
>She's so big the couch is more of a futon for her, but that means there's easy access to her from behind her exposed back
>You sneak up behind her and slowly bring your hands forward
>You begin to gently rub the sides of her milktanks, and she lets out a low shudder in her drowsy state
>"W-what're you..."
>Shush her with a kiss on her upper back while your hands continue to fondle the sides of her breasts, and you can feel her breathing deepen as you do so
>Satisfied she won't freak out, you climb over the couch and get into a more advantageous position, bringing your hands up to rub the undersides of her heavy breasts, hefting them slightly and continuing to caress and pamper them
>Her shudders have turned to moans as her legs squirm and her half-asleep face looks intently at you
>Taking that as a sign to keep going, you slide your hands under her tanktop, and let your bare fingers rub all the way up to her quickly hardening nipples
>Giving them a hefty squeeze with one hand and tracing her areola with the other, you can tell that she's completely in your control now, her thighs rubbing against one another as her breathing deepens and her chest heaves up and down
>Perfect opportunity for you to lift her shirt up further, alternating between squeezing and gently tracing around the front of her breasts while the cool evening air runs along them
>She seems she's about to snap out of it and stop you from overstimulation, but you boldly cut her off by leaning forward and circling a nipple with your tongue, lightly flicking the pink nub before wrapping your mouth around it and gently sucking
>Its super effective, as her head leans back, her legs clench in what you guess is orgasm, and her moan draws out into a long, low-
>Ah shit
>Her head snaps back down in full embarrassment at being caught making such a noise, and her eyes look like she just saw red, glaring into you as the culprit for her letting her guard down
>Well, it was worth it, you reason...

>> No.19831050

Worth it, so very, very worth it

>> No.19831079

>walk into the bedroom and see your big buff wife like this
>she's confused when you pull out your phone and make a call
>"Hello, Succuboss? I need to take the week off to impregnate my wife."
>your boss just ufufus and tells you to get in there deep before hanging up
I wonder if she'd be mad if I started to buy her a lot more frilly outfits to wear, both for indoors and outside

>> No.19831093

Is it bad that I want a muscle harem like this?

>> No.19831108

silly hat

>> No.19831114

She barely fits on the bed as is, anon. I can't see practical furniture existing for two or three of these type of girls in the same house.
However, if there's a will, there's a way!

>> No.19831127

And I will find it.
A way for me and three of those huge, muscled beauties to share a bed.

>> No.19831139

>Buy tankcow a frilly dress
>She insists she 'looks like crap' in it while she's trying it on in the other room
>Tell her to quit bellyachin' and get out to show you already
>She hoofs out nervously, and while some may think she's an odd sight, you think she's the most adorable (and huge) thing you've ever seen
>"I told ya it don't look good on m-"
>"You're gorgeous. It looks even better than I imagined on you."
>Her telltale blush returns as she looks like she's gonna compress in on herself in happy embarrassment
>"...Now you can wear it to the restaurant tonight on our date!"
>"Drop dead. Housewear ONLY. I ain't doin it. Not for nothin."
What do you do to convince her to wear it outside of just in private?

>> No.19831144

Be sure to drink plenty of milk, anon. Your pelvis will thank you.

>> No.19831147

Fuck her while she's wearing the dress, obviously. The best way to show a girl like her how gorgeous she is would be to physically show her.

>> No.19831148

Oh, I will, especially if I get her leaking.

>> No.19831165

>Have Minotaur childhood friend yet don't like milk
>Minotaur decides to take matters into her own hands and show you how great milk is despite her tomboy nature.
I wonder how different Minotaur milk tastes compared to Holst milk.

>> No.19831168

>Anon legitimately gets lost for some short moments when in a foursome with his Mino, Oni and High Orc wives
>He's either buried under mounds of breastflesh that stacked sideways are longer than he is tall or smothered under an oppressively heavy pile of musclemeat
>sometimes as he's being dragged down into the sexpile beneath them all, as his hand and arm slowly sink in he lets out a thumbs up before completely submerged in BEEGness

>> No.19831175

Holst milk is like sweet ecstasy.
Mino milk is like robust energy-boost.

>> No.19831182

I was going for flavors, but that works too.

>> No.19831183

And thats perfect.
Now to get those BEEG wives BEEG with kids

>> No.19831198

All I want is a Mousewife to bop me on the head with a comically large wooden spoon for encouraging our daughters to become master thieves.

>> No.19831201

Is she the biggest rat who makes all of the rules?

>> No.19831215

Yes, when she's not cooking delicious Italian food, or giving birth to daughters that we name after different types of cheese, according to their personalities.

>> No.19831217

You fucked it up.

>> No.19831231
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To me 20 feet or less (KC's look like they could be 15 feet or less) just seems like a good length to allow for full-body hugs while not having the human portion look utterly tiny compared to the snake portion (as in the pic you posted).

One has to keep in mind that lamias are generally depicted as substantially thicker for their length than most real world snakes, and I don't see any particular benefit to giving them a lot more coils than they can actually use to wrap around someone. Too much length just seems pointless for them.

I've heard a reasoning that lamias should have exceptionally long snake portions as a counter-balance to allow them to move with their human portion upright, but I think the sheer thickness of their body and the associated muscles would render that less important.

>> No.19831273

>tfw no matter how tall you are your Lamia wife standing on end will make you look like a god damn manlet
>she always offers to get things off the top shelf
>possessive lamia nature drives her to want to embrace your head near her core for easy grabbing, so she's always adjusting her standing height to put you at boob level on her
>you wanna be tall but you also don't want to hurt her feelings
What do?

>> No.19831279

Introduce her to your standing paizuri fetish. That'll keep her low.

>> No.19831291

You don't want to be taller than a snake, anon. Believe me. It'll be fun at first, but after a while a shortstack snake will still want to hug your head and will coil behind you like a backpack and force you to use her boobs like a hat.

>> No.19831316

Boobhat does sound nice.

I'm more of a standing blowjob kinda guy. Though I just realized, with a lamia, standing 69 would be incredibly easy, she could just essentially lean over your shoulder really well and you two could go at it. Intriguing concept.

>> No.19831330

Those are practically the same height, you just made her a hair shorter, even.

>> No.19831364

I want to mating press that snek.

>> No.19831367

I don’t want a Ratatouille wife, the rest of her family would be thieves except for her

>> No.19831370

I want that snake to mating press me.

>> No.19831375

Snake posture is serious business.
Apophis want to be tall and intimidating, shirohebi and basilisk want to be short and demure, vanilla lamia are all over the place, bunyip have no idea how to present themselves and I don't know what a medusa wants.

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Medusa wants you to look at her booty.

>> No.19831389

>bunyip have no idea how to present themselves
Tall, but they slump to make themselves look shorter. They're very self-conscious about it.

>I don't know what a medusa wants.
She wants what you want, but not for your sake, baka.

>> No.19831390

But then my bits will turn to stone!

>> No.19831392

>”Look at it husband! Look at it!”
>She postures her self taller and taller until she’s the mirror image of a Cheshire forcing her rump into her husband‘s face.

>> No.19831397

Go back.

>> No.19831403

A medusa's changes with her mood but you can always tell by how her hair is styling itself at the moment. Snakes are down, swinging lazily in the breeze? She wants you to be taller, puff and and be manly, man. Hair styling itself into spikes, a funny mohawk, or a high bun? Let her take the lead for a bit.

>> No.19831424

You forgot echidna: about a head shorter than her husband, but with her shoulders thrown back to present mommy breasts and potentially gravid belly.

>> No.19831435

Monsters are semen demons, MGE lamias would have enough human ass to have a backdoor to fuck.

>> No.19831437
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Battle of the nee-sans! Which will you choose?

>> No.19831438
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Reminder that shortstack is objectively the best body type.

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Friendly reminder that this is the only way to keep Mice from breaking into your fridge.

>> No.19831448
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How would their spines even work in that scenario?

>> No.19831455

This makes me want to play the daughteru gacha on a milfy echidna

>> No.19831457

You could also fill a kiddie pool with peanut oil.

>> No.19831462

Are mice genetically made for bondage, because it sure seems that way

>> No.19831473

>Echidna creates scam for easily-swindled gambling addicts, has 2,467,854 children and makes over $6M/month

Tanukis HATE her

>> No.19831497

They're generally the epitome of meek submissive anon, you tell me.

>> No.19831515

like a klein bottle

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>> No.19831531

I wanna dick it.

>> No.19831549

Don't think about it too hard. It's just how KC draws his snakes if Alice is any indication.

>> No.19831576

i want you to dick it

>> No.19831585

But why?

>> No.19831586

so there is porn of it

>> No.19831590
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Would the other Snake God cultists be jealous of Mersé? After all, it takes years of rituals for a cultist to become an echidna, while it only took her a single encounter with Druella.

>> No.19831603

>Have an Echidna waifu
>Unfortunately, you’re just not quite up for parenthood yet
>Instead, you offer the Gacha Orphanage!
>Anons and their wives with low fertility can buy the next egg your Echidna wife lays to get a daughter to raise while they’re trying to have one themselves
>Now that dragon doesn’t have to wait dozens of centuries to experience the joy of parenthood
>Doing so also helps to stir up the mamano pool and create more variety in dispositions in species (aggressive dormouse raised by a hellhound couple, cuddly Ushi-Oni raised by weresheep, etc.)

>> No.19831606
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Nah. Doesn't matter how you get there, you're all snakes together in the end.

Also god damn is she the best girl.

>> No.19831622

Well we don't know if an anus is actually included. I always assumed most lamia butts are just for aesthetic purposes and for sitting down.

>> No.19831627

>Echida have the ability to give birth to heretofore undiscovered species
>Give birth to a new species that's highly aggressive, enough to make hellhounds look laid back
>but the parents who adopt her egg are a holstaurus and her farmer husband who just love having new youngins around the ranch
>so she ends up mellow as fuck, and it's originally documented that her species is peaceful
>50 years later more of her kind show up and no one is prepared since they were expecting peaceful monsters

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>Now that dragon doesn’t have to wait dozens of centuries to experience the joy of parenthood
An echidna having a dragon daughter would probably be ultra-rare though.

>> No.19831631

It’s impossible to go wrong with a lamia body type girl. All of the snake types are amazing and, if for some reason none of them interest you, there are Wurms, Ryu, and Unagi Joro too.

>> No.19831635

You know, I'd actually record some sex sessions with my monster wife and upload them online just because. It would be really weird if we met a fan one day.

>> No.19831644

You're likely overestimating how often you'd be having kids (Merse only got pregnant after "countless" ejaculations), and also assuming they would all hatch from eggs.

And considering how monsters see children as the crystallization of their love for their husband, I highly doubt any would willingly put them up for adoption.

Echidna's especially wouldn't want to give them up, they are all about raising new, more licentious and powerful monsters.

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Did Latenight draw this? It sure looks like his art.

>> No.19831685

I like most of the sneks, but please keep the shirohebi away. I can deal with clingy, but that's too much.

>> No.19831688

Dumb wikispammer.

>> No.19831697
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It's only bad if you actually cheat on her.

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Tricorn when?

>> No.19831700

all of mine would end up on shogged

>> No.19831704

I can respect obsession.

>> No.19831711

Echidnas seem like the kind of monster that would make regular trips into the tentacle forest for that baby-making sap. I bet they would get pretty good at exploring them after awhile.

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>ywn be "trapped" in a mofu cage with your twin fox wives
It's hard being a mofuslut

>> No.19831739

Mine would just go to a lovely vanilla site or something with lots of reptiles.

>> No.19831740

Well keep in mind for it to work the husband has to be with her, and the husband is also the reason the trip usually fails.

>> No.19831742
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Aren't echidnas more fertile than other monsters by default?

>> No.19831752

It's bad if she believes you're cheating on her. Depending on her level of crazy, that can be a very easy flag to raise.

>> No.19831772

It’s only justified* if you cheat on her. You’ve heard of a jealous lover before, right? They can be irrational even after the slightest glance at a passing woman, and that’s nothing but bad news when it comes to a pale snake.

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Tinfoil hat time:
The tree at the center of the tentacle forest actually gives monsters the ability to birth incubi, and the reason nobody knows this is because nobody has actually reached the tree.

>> No.19831785

Now I'm imagining an Echidna standing in front of a blackboard going over the plan for traversing the forest with her husband
>"So, once we leave the Twitching Treeline, we'll enter Writhing Grove. Remember what happened last time?"
>"I fell into the pitfall trap."
>"And what are you going to do this time?"
>"Not fall into the pitfall trap."
>he falls into the pitfall trap again

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Anon, if you're completely honest with her and give her no reason to suspect anything, everything will be alright.

>> No.19831794

If no one has ever reached it, then how do people know the sap's effects of guaranteed pregnancy?

>> No.19831807
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Hard to say. We do see a image of a echidna with three children. However, she may have just been lucky (and the two small ones may have been twins).

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>> No.19831811

Would it really be possible for an Echidna to give birth to twins and have each twin be a different species?

>> No.19831817

Dude magic lmao

>> No.19831822

The whole point is that each baby but the first could be a completely different species, so, why not?

>> No.19831825

Fraternal twins are a thing, so I would assume so

>> No.19831829
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Since the Order also engages in conflict with other human nations, wouldn't that yield plenty of war orphans in need of healing?

>> No.19831834

What kind of creature has 4 snake tails anyway?
Chimera variant?

>> No.19831842

I hope one day to ask KC how shogs reproduce and what their slime jelly does

>> No.19831843

The point is that it's a new species

>> No.19831844
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Ok, so the one on the right is a succubus. Is the one on the left a titania? Because that complicates things enormously for me.

>> No.19831850

Could be his take on an Orthros

>> No.19831853

Fuck off cuckold.

>> No.19831856

I want titanee to learn I got in a fight and go max BUFF mode to keep me safe despite the fact that I won the fight

>> No.19831858

I thought the right was a demon?

>> No.19831867

Oh, right, sorry, I keep forgetting demons and succubus aren't the exact same species. I just sort of think "stronger succubus".

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We get it: you don't like the Tentacle Forest-stop freaking out every time somebody mentions it.

>> No.19831875

It's just as trash as those Mushroom bitches.

>> No.19831877

No, anon. You’re thinking about this as if she is a rational romantic partner. Shirohebis are perpetual jealous lovers, and jealous lovers act irrationally.

I mean, sure, you wouldn’t have even landed in a relationship with her if that’s not what you wanted—as much of a cop out as that is—but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s crazy. And we’ve all been told for a very long time what not to do to crazy...

>> No.19831888

I have a google translate of someone who asked that in Japanese.

>書籍の魔物娘図鑑Ⅰのエキドナのページに載っている挿絵でエキドナの娘さんたちの種族を教えてください 特に背中からへびっぽいの四本出してる子が知りたいです


>Please tell me the tribe of daughters of Echidna in illustrations that are on the page of Echidna books of demon daughter picture book Ⅰ I especially want to know a child that has issued four pieces of snake-ish from the back

>From left, Echidna, satyr, I am Orthos. Because it is still not yet appeared in the child, the design might be to change. Rightly!

So yeah, this was his take on satyros years before she became a profile, plus Orthrus (Orthos seems to be a less common spelling).

>> No.19831897

Its not that extreme/crazy, given KC has even noted they can become a part of a harem in some circumstances.

>> No.19831898

Of course, no one ever told us what to do when Crazy outweighs you by over a hundred pounds, can overpower you, and has freaky sex powers. You can tell a man not to put his dick in crazy all you want, when crazy is a shirohebi there's really not much choice.

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I don't think you're ready for that.

>> No.19831920

Considering how they behave even then, they're just barely kept in check by the rules the monster lord hardwired in. Harems with a shirohebi must be ridiculously rare.

>> No.19831924

I don't think you understand, Anon. If I'm in a giant mofu ball with two sexy older foxes, I'm not trapped in there with them, they're trapped with me

>> No.19831926

I know I'm not, but I'm ready to be taught.

>> No.19831929

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to take when house sitting.
One never knows when a monster girl in the house may take an interest in you.

>> No.19831931
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>"D-do you really enjoy looking at an old woman's body that much?"

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>> No.19831937

>Cup her cheek in your hand
>Push her over
Boom, dripping wet elf.

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I want to get banned from P'orcers for impregnating too many of their waitstaff

>> No.19831956
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That's what they all think.

>> No.19831958

I hear you.
Although I'd be spoiling the staff too much with side orders before that happened.

>> No.19831975

I'd just keep ordering the Meat Lovers special. Bacon burger with a side of wings, and the restaurant's plumpest P'orc, Holst, and Harpy help make sure you really enjoy your meal.

>> No.19831976

>no loli single tailed fox gf that gains a new tail for every milestone in your relationship.
>each new tail she also progresses in age.
Would not fuck her until she has at least 3-4 tails because im not that into lolis.

>> No.19831993

What should I take? I think the silverware could probably fetch a fair price.

>> No.19832003

Pretty much.
I'd get the meatiest waitresses the have for quality time.....

Actually, is P'Orcers a traditional restaurant or a cabaret club?
Because it really feels like the latter.

>> No.19832041

That still doesn't give you the right to sperg out every time it's brought up.

>> No.19832081
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Sure is dead in here.

>> No.19832085

Seems like a Cabaret Club / Dating Service.
Just imagine ordering the P'Orcers Feast special man, your choice of two appetizers, two main dishes, two desserts and six waitresses to help you eat it properly.
The tables are probably even in private booths to give the customer and his new wives privacy for the post meal fuck.

>> No.19832091

No-fucks tails are 100 years apiece, you realize.

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Better buy some mermaid's blood then.

>> No.19832110

Like it matters; any MG worth her sem--er, salt, would break his will long before that. Plus, there's shapeshifting and potions to use.

>> No.19832123

I want a Titania to work out by lifting a stick with a donut on each end or by doing a single sit up and then taking a few minutes rest, mysteriously getting buffer with each rep.

>> No.19832140
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>TFW no hellhound momster

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>> No.19832185

>she will never dote on you the most for being the runt of the litter out of all your adopted siblings
>you'll never show her just how "big" you are

>> No.19832193

>she has a Spongebob-style home gym, doing squats with stuffed animals for weights

>> No.19832197

Thats fine by me. I plan on growing very old and when it finally happens she will probably grow another tail just from the moment itself.

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We have pictures of Okayado in person-are we ever gonna get pics of KC?

>> No.19832208

Does KC even exist?

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>> No.19832218 [DELETED] 
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Getting another Flow Kelp drawn!

>> No.19832219

He's not camera shy is he?

Or is he in fact a she?

>> No.19832221

Actually a Baphomet.

>> No.19832224

Nice trip, fucko.

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>> No.19832231

A female Baphomet

>> No.19832234


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New drawing of Flow Kelp soon, now with less tripcode on.

>> No.19832246

>”Oh my, this purse is so big and heavy.”
>Quote from a tanuki about to meet her husband

>> No.19832248

Hey LukaLuu, whatcha doing?!

>> No.19832251
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KC never was. It's the collective spirit of all lonely nerds crying out in sorrow, gathered in one massive ball of energy and given a drawing tablet.

With some more energy it will finally direct it's power at the fabric of reality and create a new world that follows the rules of MGE, then teleport all the sad cunts that gave it energy into it.

>> No.19832252

Oof, mourning my cat, looking at my document for Greatest War and fixing errors before I get writing.

>> No.19832256

That explains why he’s a filthy lolicon

>> No.19832259

So he's making a dick-powered Spirit Bomb? If we fap to more MG, is that lending him our strength?

>> No.19832261

God I wish this would happen.

>> No.19832272

KC is a baphomet from the MGE world.

She works tirelessly to spread the knowledge of MGs from her world to ours, the best way she knows, through books. She does this mostly so that men can find what types of monster girls best fit for them so that when the portals open up, people are able to find their perfect match easier. She also sends knowledge back to her home world of the types of men that inhabit our world for the same purpose, so that monster girls know what to expect where they arrive. She's also an agent that works day and night to establish these portals between our worlds!

At least, this is what I want to believe.

>> No.19832289

What can I do in this world to help established the connection between our worlds? I want the initial chaos in this world and to find my kitsune wife.

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>> No.19832309

So he's a standard non-descript japanese guy? Is he... a dense harem protagonist?

WAIT. Is he the hero that married the Demon Lord, passing from one world to the other with information to help her breach the barrier separating us?!

>> No.19832319

A faceless Japanese salaryman-man, not particularly handsome but by no means ugly.

I think I've seen him before somewhere...

>> No.19832346

Just keep believing, anon. It's all we can ever do.

>> No.19832350
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So that's why there are long time gaps between new profile releases-he's too busy fucking the Demon Lord.

>> No.19832357

>WAIT. Is he the hero that married the Demon Lord, passing from one world to the other with information to help her breach the barrier separating us?!
Yes. He wrote the MGE so that we know what's coming and won't freak out when deliverance finally comes

>> No.19832372

Oh, I'm going to freak. Nothing can stop that. I wonder,though, do I get diplomatic immunity for being an ambassador (read: early husband)?

>> No.19832385

Probably limited diplomatic immunity at best. What are you planning to do?

>> No.19832390

Marry a Bapho

>> No.19832408
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You get your waifu, base person and mamano type to your dream ideal.
But her aesthetics lean in a certain direction, on the theme of the realm.
So, dark or light?

>> No.19832411

Not breaking any laws there. If anything she gets diplomatic immunity from not being of marrying age which then transfers over to you being allowed to marry a loli

>> No.19832414

Lilith's million-something-drug?

Damnit I don't recognize that middle one

>> No.19832418

Light for sure, despite her color scheme leaning to black.

>> No.19832421

The naysayers will call it bestiality. I'll call it consummating my marriage. Probably also some slime-related pranks, but who could blame me?

>> No.19832428

>dark houri
>her clothes are all black and edgy, but she still has the bubbly, lovey-dovey personality the rest of her species has
That would certainly be a sight to see.

>> No.19832429

Zipangu would be a light realm.

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>Zipangu would be a light realm.

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>your dragon wife finds out you browse MERE.com
Are you in trouble?

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likely dark but i'm fine with either

>> No.19832450

>"Oh, so you're into being a mere human male."

>> No.19832460

>Dark mouse
So she probably leans along those greentexts where the mice do literally nothing but swarm their husband and fuck him until everyone’s unconscious.

>> No.19832467

Dark Shog is too plain.
Now, Wonderland Shog...

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>> No.19832481

i assure you it wasn't pulled from DA or tumblr from a google search

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a pink shog would be cute

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>sauceNAO gives me nothing

>> No.19832499
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Alright, I just spat out an idea that’s been stuck in my head for a while: Wandering Ranger telling stories that may-or-may-not be about himself to monster girl passers by.


Writing this was actually kinda fun. I might do more of these. Any feedback is appreciated, of course.

>> No.19832512
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>your momster will never wake you up after she's had a liquid breakfast

>> No.19832516
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i spent a good amount of time looking for shog pics but i still have no idea where the source of this one is just in case it has more content

>> No.19832554
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Which Zipangu girl makes the best onee-san?

>> No.19832556
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something's not right

>> No.19832563

No, she puts up a fight.

>> No.19832565
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>> No.19832566

which girl is most likely to detect and find a lost man dying in the middle of nowhere?

>> No.19832569

Pharaoh-chan is missing her pet snake!

>> No.19832571

i did actually have the full image but only because it was linked here before as i couldn't find it myself

>> No.19832573
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Fox or Kej.

>> No.19832575


>> No.19832577

The fact that they aren't my wives right now?

>> No.19832579

Most of the centaur girls minus Nightmare and Bicorn.

I imagine Unicorns must have much success rescuing poor, lost virgin men who overdid on their trip deep into the wilderness and nursing them back to health.

>> No.19832582
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Nonsense, everything is fine.

>> No.19832587

Can't you see the way she's holding the end of the Apophis's tail anon? There's your pet snake.

>> No.19832588

i actually like whitehorn a lot

>> No.19832590

Whichever one is Genji-planning you.

>> No.19832593

Eel whore.

>> No.19832597

What’s next? Cats and dogs living together?

>> No.19832599
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Sure sign me the fuck up.

>> No.19832602

Clearly she found a new one.

>> No.19832609
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Ah, a fellow patrician!

>> No.19832611


>> No.19832617

I love going out into the woods with my rifle, Alice pack full of bushcrafting gear and my dog and just living off the land for a week every now and then.

I would love to do it all year long with a sexy White Horn. Or a cute, innocent Unicorn. Or a tanned tomboy wood Elf.

I just want an innawoods waifu.

>> No.19832619

>"I can't believe that fox talked me into wearing something this ridiculous. This doesn't suit me at all."
>her husband walks in, sees her, and pitches the biggest tent in his pants

>> No.19832622

saved as fuck

>> No.19832631

Rear pussy best pussy

>> No.19832632
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>Halt, evildoer!

>> No.19832638

Look out! Here comes the Spider-chan!

>> No.19832641

How the heck does she get into a suit like that?

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>> No.19832667

We need more monstergirl superheroes.

>> No.19832669

Ushi-Oni. She’ll never let anything bad happen to her little bro!

>> No.19832680

You know the "Synskin" from W40K? Something like that.

>> No.19832690
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>> No.19832697

>You know the "Synskin" from W40K?
No, I don't, 40k is shit.

>> No.19832698
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The politically correct term is "eel lady".

>> No.19832708

Yeah, "eel whore" is best used for dirty talk after she's made you slip back into her still thirsting vagina for the fourth time of the night.

>> No.19832710

The nickname the thread gave me was actually one I gave myself by pretending to be someone else.

>> No.19832716
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In the time it took for you to type that reply, you could've looked it up on Google.

>> No.19832719

>Little Wendigo is playing in the woods, chasing an owl
>She comes across a man nearly buried under the snow and passed out from hypothermia
>”awawawa? Meat?”
>She pulls off his knit cap and tries to chew on it before spitting it out
>”awawawa! Not meat, man!”
>sensing he’s in danger, she takes off her coat and drapes it over him
>she’s revealed to be a drop dead gorgeous older girl
>the man disappears under the coat and she puts it back on, appearing as a cute little Wendi again
>”awawawawawa! PAPA PAPA!”
>she runs off towards home to show her mother and father what she found

>> No.19832729
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Superior oni.

>> No.19832736


>> No.19832738

>>she’s revealed to be a drop dead gorgeous older girl

>> No.19832748

She would look good in a suit.

>> No.19832757

I'm really happy with all the Sabbath love in here since KC's latest book.

>> No.19832758

Ok thanks for virtue signalling that, we all needed to know

>> No.19832763

Don't get so triggered, he asked a question and I answered it. Now that I did take the time to look it up it might work, but to me it seems like a bit of a cop out.

>> No.19832782

Before you think "Wow, endless sex with an immortal wife who could also make me immortal!", consider that this is your fate. Forever.

>> No.19832784
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Is she the best bapho?

>> No.19832786


>> No.19832796

Maybe if KC were a worse designer.
Unfortunately for her, he made Old Bapho, Puppy Bapho, Bitch Bapho, and Coffee Bapho.

>> No.19832797

I'm not the one who tried to call 'virtue signaling', are you really that sensitive when somebody calls 40k shit? This is your final you.

>> No.19832804

>the matrix


>> No.19832806

She's got a nice tattoo shop.

>> No.19832808

Better than living this life: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DSMNGD615ew

>> No.19832817

Bringing up your personal opinions when they aren't relevant, for the sole purpose of showing off that you have that opinion, is literally virtue signalling.

>> No.19832819

puppy bapho's witches are top tier semen receptacles

>> No.19832822
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Pic related bugs me... It is possible to have a Living Armor as waifu if the wearer already has another girl? I can't see it being possible without a Bicorn in the equation

I hate you

>> No.19832836


>> No.19832837

oh just alp already you two

>> No.19832841


>> No.19832850

There are times where 2 monstergirl likes the same guy. He'll have to satisfy both of them.

Bicorns make the above easier I think.

>> No.19832871

Do Bicorns grant you unlimited ball sauce or something?
How do you possibly keep up with multiple inhuman beasts.

>> No.19832875

I want to marry a couple of thicc alps and raise a big family together

>> No.19832884


>> No.19832902

Good memory isn't one of my strong points, this is from one of the Q&As or something?

There is the limit of 6 but I'm not sure if it helps anything.
>you too
Imagine two guys gay but for each other but both unaware of it, the two end up alping and only after discovering the reason

>> No.19832904

Be surrounded by and fucked by so many monsters means you get more DE than the average monogamous anon, so you incubize quicker. Becoming an incubus gives you unlimited baby-batter

>> No.19832910

>Imagine two guys gay but for each other but both unaware of it, the two end up alping and only after discovering the reason
You're on the wrong board

>> No.19832913

What is an incubus' brain chemistry like?
Are they capable of experiencing unlimited pleasure?
Is their every waking moment a rhythmic muscular contraction?

>> No.19832914

I'm not into alps, I just tought that it would be hilarious

>> No.19832928
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Space egyptian doggos

>> No.19832939

How could this be
There is no Egypt in space

>> No.19832943

The tail is a living extension with blood and bone.
Why would it be outside of the suit?

>> No.19832951

Not so loud. The mofu sluts will hear you disparaging tails.

>> No.19832957

he just wants to make sure the fluff is safe from space

>> No.19832966
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Protecting fluffy tail is the top priority of safety design.
If Anon can't accept that the fluff is supported by bony tentacles, maybe kitsune aren't his bag.

>> No.19832972

That's why you've got to take the Egypt into space anon, this isn't rocket science.

>> No.19832974

> [Stargate intensifies]

>> No.19832990

Tell an anubis her god is false. I Dare you.

>> No.19833015

>"Apophis is just a girl."

>> No.19833038

It's time for Hellhound to get off the table.

>> No.19833045

This looks like it was made by the drowtales artist.

>> No.19833052

Because it is.
Drowtales has over a dozen artists though.

>> No.19833053

The same reason her head isn't in a helmet; she's still inside the space station. I'm sure if she leaves she would put her tail inside her suit.

>> No.19833104

I would give her the "or are you just happy to see me?" rib every time she had it tucked away.

>> No.19833128

Those other baphos aren't nearly as lewd, so they're objectively inferior as monstergirls.

>> No.19833131

Gimme a half-dozen lewds of every bapho including her, and then we'll decide who's best. Right now I'd probably rank her at #2 or #3.

>> No.19833149

They all have good potential for lewds

>> No.19833184

That they do, and the sooner we get lewds of them, the better!

>> No.19833201

I'd like to see Kuroferuru giving a blowjob and using her tentacles to play around the base.

>> No.19833241

is zipanguese a decent term?

>> No.19833264

I just call 'em zips.

>> No.19833294

Does that mean when you finish having sex with your zip wife you're unzipping your dick?

>> No.19833433

I would learn to be a ninja.
Then I can screw with monsters with ninja tricks
or just have a trolling duel with a cheshire, whatever comes first

>> No.19833453

Or, wild thought here, just screw monsters.

>> No.19833463

Bah, ya gotta make it fun!
whats the point to being in a fantasy world if your just going to drop your pants and leave it at that?
Live a little, learn some skills and take the world by storm!

>> No.19833467

Then put a mustache and hat on your dick or something.

>> No.19833471
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Screw the ninja monsters, got it.

>> No.19833475

Times I wish for a old-blood shonen protag that gets isekai'd and is genuinly excited about the shit he sees.
And not in the "I have to beat the demon king and save this land way" but the "HOLY SHIT FLYING MOOSE, AND IS THAT TOWER MADE OF LAVA AND GEARS!?" sort of way.

>> No.19833497

Faggot writers of today can't handle old school shonen
why do you think goku is borderling jarring nowdays and naruto is a semi neglectful dad for NO reason?
Not saying shonen was perfect, most of it was fucking terrible but I miss the day's where we didn't know the numbers and so nobody went by them

>> No.19833538

I knew the pyramids were built by aliums.

>> No.19833548

This is why No Game No Life is my favorite isekai.
From chapter 1 they have no intention of going home.

>> No.19833559
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Shall we, m'lord?

>> No.19833574

>naruto is a semi neglectful dad
Shows what rock I've been under that I didn't even know he a kid now.

>> No.19833577

Dude the sequel about his kid went on for years.

>> No.19833581

Like I said, been under a rock.

>> No.19833585

Did you know a reality-TV host is now president? Are you aware there's methane-farts and liquid water on Mars? Did you know that your waifu is real and she loves you?

>> No.19833610

Not him, but trump becoming president makes me worry about the romoured kanye thing.
But enough real worl politics, instead, Lets do fantasy politics
What monster would make a good president?

>> No.19833612

Not sure but I want Aardvark-chan to become prime minister.

>> No.19833622

No demons or reptiles thats for sure
the bible or lizard people conspiracy theroists will bust a nut over it

>> No.19833626

Proud Salamander warrior gets turned into a man's pudgy mere female lizard onahole drawn by Neromashin (without his usual questionable scenes)

>> No.19833631


>> No.19833635

>make Wurm leader so you can manipulate her like a puppet
>turns out she was just pulling a Claudius
And now we enter her reign of terror.

>> No.19833636

No jackhammer dildo then?

>> No.19833645

Kanye's child is a dirction and his wife got to where she is by being a slut
You have nothing to fear

>> No.19833656

Runya as a narrator sounds a lot like the scholar except that she knows her stuff and doesn't abuse hyperboles.
I find it a bit extreme that some monster girls become cum addicts but I have to admit that having a monster girl wife literally beg for your dick is the one of the best things a man could wish for.

I'd say it's more that MGE human women are like those you see in your typical h-manga when it comes to how much they enjoy doing it but everything else about them mirrors real life women. Only a few of them are said to act like monsters.

>> No.19833688

I support Holstaur onee-san for president!

>> No.19833690


>> No.19833695
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>President Holst has to make a speech at some UN peace talks
>Y'all play nice now, y'hear?

>> No.19833720

I know it's an irresponsible way to vote but I would have a really hard time not voting for a busty sweetheart cow with a southern drawl.

>> No.19833780

The 2024 murrican election will be a choice between a meek southern holstaur and an energetic Pennsylvanian yeti.

Nobody questions the Zipangu Occupied Government

>> No.19833785

It’s not irresponsible at all, everybody loves cowgirls and nobody can deny how kind, caring, and easy going they are, they’d be great at politics because they just want everybody to get along and be happy.

>> No.19833788

knowing how absolutely fucked PA politics are, i worry

>> No.19833811

What the heck are you talking about? Governor Yeti is a very wise and caring politician. By legalizing male sex work, she created thousands of new jobs, anf her recent lift of the tarrif on prisoner fruit imports has really improved the bar scene.

PA is max cum-I mean, comfy right now.

>> No.19833829

>fighting breaks out somewhere and president holst has to hold a conference to address the public
>when she reaches the podium it's obvious she's been crying and barely keeping it together, it upsets her so much

>smear campaign claims she's dumb and going to cause an economic depression
>she's actually been staying up for days at a time working to try and secure better jobs and education so people don't have to worry

She's too nice and caring for international politics. Precious cinnamon buns shouldn't have to deal with how vicious they can be.

>> No.19833847
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The government monopoly on male sex-workers is unconstitutional!

>> No.19833858

You know what would make this idea even sadder? If they doesn't have a loving husbando she can go home to. She just has this super stressful job she's not emotionally cut out for, though she tries her best, and goes to bed in a big empty bed.

Fuck I've made myself sad.

>> No.19833861
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Hey, listen! Now is not the time to be sad!

>> No.19833886

Kiki thread cannon is then not liking roombas right?
But what is he controlled the roomas, or had a machine broom?

>> No.19833893

Please do not do a neural uplink between your kiki and a roomba swarm

>> No.19833903

There's nothing wrong with giving Kikimoras control over swarms of machinery.

>> No.19833904

I think politician holst would be happier as the mayor of a small town or maybe a foreign ambassador. Don't let that innocent smile and genuine congeniality go to waste.

>ambassador holst goes on a diplomatic mission to a far-away country
>goes through customs hell to bring them home-baked treats

>holst is elected mayor of a town in bumfuck nowhere, kansas
>vandalism and petty crime stop entirely out of sheer guilt

>> No.19833909

Anon please.
If you give her one enhancement then she'll want another to improve efficiency.
And the line between automaton and kiki will be blurred.

>> No.19833920

Fake news, that Yeti couldn't even run a small hockey loving town in Minnesota during a colder than normal winter

>> No.19833921

There is no line, she scrubbed it.

>> No.19833925
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Good night thread, send me some lewd ideas to draw for these girls and I'll check them out later

>> No.19833948

>Future Kiki's loading up on GREM Co. Brand Cybernetics
>Visual readouts for seeing MASTAH health and also places where insulation may be failing, along with better stain detections.
>Neural links that let her control 'automated' appliances and machines while she works.
>Lew legs with enhanced synth muscles and hover pads in her feet.
>Stronger arms that can contain small vaccuums.
She tells her master that if she can get one more 'upgrade' she is able to get the 'Top and bottom' upgrades for free, up to 'BEEG is Best' sizes too

>> No.19834017
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>I may not have won the election, but today I am the true winner

>> No.19834102

Lewd the Runya

>> No.19834113

Runya snuggles.

>> No.19834125


>> No.19834146

She's marrying you, anon.
It's rude to reply like that.

>> No.19834151

im talking about the election part
the fuck is that?

>> No.19834155

>Runya getting prone boned while sleeping and mumbling "Onii-chan..." or something to herself
>Shiro cowgirl sex with her acting confident
>Smug naizuri with Kuro
>Momonika getting IMAGINED and fucked over a table with her feet not touching the floor
>Bapho-chan PoV missionary with her reaching her arms out for a hug
>Ropurotto giving a blowjob and not knowing when to stop
>Marune in a milking machine while getting slammed from behind
>Grelia footjob while looking confused and asking (you) if you really like this sort of thing
Had to give an idea for each one, I may love Baphos too much.

>> No.19834157

far right looks like a tomoko

>> No.19834160

Call 'em zipperheads lol.

>> No.19834208

That Apo is rocking that 5head.

>> No.19834216

That face is fucking hideous, but I guess art like this is considered quality here nowadays.

>> No.19834222

Familiars for each known branch outside of Bapho-chans.

>> No.19834237

That art is awful. Mostly the face, it's like 3dpd in 2d form.
No it's shit but it mostly just depends on the time of day if it gets called out or not.

>> No.19834261

So contrary to popular belief, it looks like the biggest faggots tend to fester when burgerland is asleep.

>> No.19834342
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Australia did nothing wrong.

>> No.19834346

You're not any better by spamming Bunyips and ironic aussie shitposts every thread.

>> No.19834361
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I found a new queen to serve.

>> No.19834362

It's probably the attempt at a real human face, I've seen some western style mgs that were cute.

>> No.19834377

Yeah that's my main problem, you worded it a lot better. Some western stuff is fine but the western stuff that tries to be realistic just falls into awful looking uncanny valley territory.

>> No.19834379

>western style

>> No.19834383

Gonna be the Leech Knight!

>> No.19834397
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Thunderbirds should have thunder thighs.

>> No.19834402

I agree.
Thick birds are best birds.

>> No.19834430
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Nah, incubi can be pretty chill dudes. They're just able to enjoy sex to the fullest and satisfy monster girls as ideal mates.

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>> No.19834446

>I've seen some western style mgs that were cute.
Probably because they were emulating an anime artstyle.

>> No.19834451
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You would get actual ninja monsters and ninja-like monsters coming after you.

>> No.19834456

I want to walk on the three of those girls and a kunoichi in the middle of a tussle in my house.

>> No.19834457

Runya sleepsex

>> No.19834463

I thought the spidergirl from this was cute

>> No.19834466

>Is their every waking moment a rhythmic muscular contraction?
They're literally just humans but they feel better during sex and are completely in love with their monster wife. Other than that nothing really changes save for how their wife affects their life and personality, and it's not just sex 100% of the time for the rest of their lives.

>> No.19834474

Looks like ass, just like any modern western cartoon.

>> No.19834489
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>Inb4 "muh identity death"

>> No.19834506

Oh and I guess they cum like fountains, but given all the scenes I've seen of monter sex, I think that could very well just be the natural effect monstergirls have on guys.

>> No.19834511
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>tfw no oni boss

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>> No.19834521

I get your point but there are some physical changes, depending on the nature of their wife or wives, that are cool to point out, including but not limited to:

Night vision
The ability to breathe and speak underwater.
Resistance to heat
Resistance to cold

And all incubi become notably harder to kill than a regular human.

>> No.19834524

Draw that Rata who's with Runya, the one that's 90% fluffy tail. I want that fluff.

>> No.19834528

If you'll just go up to>>19833904

>> No.19834533

>tfw no ruthless loli oni boss

>> No.19834537
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Would you let them sort it out, or tell them you'd like them to share you?

Spoiler, they'd already agreed to share you, they were just fighting over who was going to take you first.

>> No.19834551

I'd wait till they tire themselves out squabbling and take them all.

>> No.19834573
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You gonna get cleaned.

>> No.19834581 [DELETED] 

Grelia POV missionary.
Momonika taking a selfie as she jerks the viewer into her open mouth.

>> No.19834586

Grelia POV missionary.
Momonika taking a selfie as she jerks off the viewer cumming into her open mouth.

>> No.19834600

Having a kiki in your party is pretty good. Great for mating pr...I mean item management

>> No.19834607
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Wurm-chan 20XX!

>> No.19834615

Shirokuto partially bent over and removing her bloomers, maintaining her smug expression.

>> No.19834620

A very quiet tussle. You walk into a dead silent room you thought was empty to see your furniture strewn about, the big and and medium kamaitachi in a pile on the floor grappling, and the little one tugging on one limb or another. They all take note of you with a series of ! and ?! speech bubbles and promptly disappear into the ceiling, under your floor boards and out of a window. The small one bows at you with an apologetic look on her face before dropping a smoke bomb. When the smoke clears, she's gone and the room is spotless.

Well, at least that went more smoothly that when you had a werewolf, hellhound and kobold fighting over you when you came home.

>> No.19834622

>Bottom text
I can definitely see her making that her slogan.

>> No.19834625

Seconding the bapho-chan POV missionary one.

>> No.19834626

I am sworn to carry your burdens...

>> No.19834650

Noooo fighting! Any girls not actively engaged get rewarded first to set a precedent. Alternatively, make them all stop and present lewd appeals for dick like civil women.

>> No.19834651

Yeah. somethings not right! Who's the wise guy who made that snake's scales black instead of purple?!

>> No.19834678

Bloomers are anything but lewd, please reconsider your tastes.

>> No.19834686

All of them testing out bountification spell on themselves with Marune as the only flat chested one

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>> No.19834715

He says on the otaku culture board.

>> No.19834721

Such a strange sight.
Although I imagine I'd be seeing them again...just like the dogs

>> No.19834729
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Gee wilikers, it's almost like we're on a board dedicated to discussing otaku culture. You newfags need to be euthanized I swear.

>> No.19834732

>Gee willikers
Alp fuck off.

>> No.19834744
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It is possible to like stuff that comes from Japan without bashing everything that doesn't.

>> No.19834755

You’re not helping your argument

>> No.19834757

Its also possible to post art that doesn't fall into the uncanny valley

>> No.19834758

>tumblr filename

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>> No.19834761

Kuro giving you a tentaclejob.

>> No.19834763

Maybe if she kept her mouth closed. All the typical western cartoon basedboy humour is hard to tolerate.

>> No.19834764
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>posts shoddily drawn yurishit straight from tumblr in an attempt to make a point
But then again your point falls flat since there's nothing wrong wrong with preferring nip/asian stuff over western on the otaku culture board.

>> No.19834766

>The spammer unironically likes what currently passes for animation in the west
I have to wonder how he even found this site.

>> No.19834773

I generally agree, but Ducktales 2017 is pretty good looking. At least compared to stuff like Steven Universe.

>> No.19834780

>inb4 >disney

>> No.19834788

A warning to all ushi-oni that attempt this maneuver. Yes, lowering yourself on a silk line from the ceiling is a sexy and intimidating way to pounce on someone, but you must be aware that a lot of ceilings won't be able to support so much weight concentrated on one point.

More than a few ushis have found their perfect ambush ruined when the ceiling collapsed and they had to dig themselves out of the rubble, thoroughly embarrassed.

>> No.19834789

I am not familiar with this term

>> No.19834795

Word filters anon, think about what word would better fit where based would go.

>> No.19834802

You mean the new age way of saying tofu-munching hippie?

>> No.19834811

ropu and one of her witches bare chest hugging while looking at their onii-chan

>> No.19834817
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Hey now, fried tofu is wonderful.

>> No.19834821


Grelia taking a nap

>> No.19834825

Kill yourself faggot

>> No.19834840

Grelia taking a nap in secret.

No one must know she actually gets tired while working.

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>> No.19834850

I propose the following solution:
>create ceiling web that uses the corners and edges of the ceiling as points of contact
>use a star-shaped six point pattern when tethering your web of descent to the ceiling web.
>wait on the ceiling spread-eagle style until your husband comes home to minimize your profile

For best results, groom your mofu to avoid unecessary shedding. If hair falls from the ceiling, your husbando may become suspicious.

>> No.19834861

Shill your hormones elsewhere. No one here wants you.

>> No.19834878

>actually buying into /pol/ pseudo science
As funny as the insult is, you would need to eat literally mountains of it to have the effect you think it would.

>> No.19834887

Take your 12-year-old ass back to /monster/.

>> No.19834889

Why the fuck are you talking about it on a monster girl thread then you dropout bohemian?

>> No.19834892

You've already outlasted your welcome, leftypol.

>> No.19834895

No you wouldn't because endocrinology doesn't work like that at all. It's total nonsense.
The soiboy insult is fine enough if you're just making fun of pretentious androgynous gremlin people, but trying to pretend there's some scientific backing to it is ridiculous and just makes you look like a fucking cunt.

>> No.19834899
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Meanwhile, in the Aerie...

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Please don’t insult the gremlins. They’re only so short because it makes it easier to crawl into the inner workings of their machines.

>> No.19834911

You've got it backwards cripplechanner. On 4chan, vanilla /pol/ are the ones who are supposed to stay in their containment board.

>> No.19834921

As I recall, they even gave up their wings for this purpose.

>> No.19834939

I'd actually have to go to that shithole of a site to be leftypol you double chan faggot.

>> No.19834942

>you have to be from actchan in order to shit on leftypol
That absolute state.

>> No.19834957

Go back.

>> No.19834958

Well I wouldn't even know what it was unless shitstains from there mentioned it every time someone said something that didn't line up with their beliefs.

>> No.19834977
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imagine that a girl walks up behind you, and jams her finger in your mouth.

"Guess where my finger's been?"

>> No.19834982

She's gonna get shoryuken'd for startling me.

>> No.19834989

Please say vagina please say vagina please say vagina please don't say anus.

>> No.19834990

That’s disgusting

>> No.19834992

Calm down Beast.

>> No.19834997

I'm not Beast I'm just from a country where you're usually guaranteed a wide berth of personal space.

>> No.19834999

That's incredibly boner killing

>> No.19835006

"In my anus"

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>> No.19835013

I am running to the nearest mouthwash or other source of potent alcohol.
Who knows where that finger has been (aside from wherever she stuck it in herself).

>> No.19835015
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Enjoy getting sent to the Matango Pit for assault.

>> No.19835026

Reminds me of that one joke.
>"Attention to hay fever sufferers, don't come sneezing with me or I'll rip your face off"

>> No.19835033

Sure at first you might thing it strange but you won't give it a thought when you don't have a brain.

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>> No.19835057

Are Finnish elves as standoffish as we're told?

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>mfw it was cake batter

>> No.19835076
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What about them?

>> No.19835077

Yeah well, sorry I can't taste stuff through the internet to be able to know if she's putting delicious cream in my mouth or literal shit.

>> No.19835083

They're warm and friendly! Just go give one a hug like you would do to a Yeti, you'll be fine!

>> No.19835086

>He doesn't want to taste a girl's butt

>> No.19835095

>zipangu monster that's s westaboo

>> No.19835099

50% chance she races rally or F1, 50% she posts spurdo memes on ylilauta

>> No.19835110

It was pretty charming, anon. Though that was a really abrupt ending, and I don't know if that would work for a whole anthology of stories.

>> No.19835125

You don’t do that kind of stuff.

>> No.19835133

And a 100% chance >>19835083 gets me stabbed. Oh well, at least it'll be demon silver and I'll get cute ears to play with.

>> No.19835140

In all honesty, that ending was just the result of me being being too tired to invest more time into writing. I’ll be sure to actually develop a plot in the next one, unlike the spitballing that was what you read.

>> No.19835146

>demon silver
Can't make a Mora out of Demon Silver.

>> No.19835147

What kind of little girls worship an Apophis?

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>> No.19835155

The kind that root for the bad guys in Saturday morning cartoons.

>> No.19835156

>tfw no nordic kiki maid

>> No.19835186
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There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't want a vampire wife who can stop time, fuck them multiple times, then cause them to have several simultaneous orgasms once time flows again.

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>> No.19835214

Is that Leaky-Cock Luka?

>> No.19835216

Not a fan of fem-dio or vampires in the slightest, but having a waifu that can temporarily stop time only to dote over you while your paused sounds kind of nice.

>> No.19835220

Orphans looking for a maternity figure. But I swear that’s not what I was thinking when I wrote it; it’s just an unfortunately convenient explanation.

>> No.19835226

A tsundere kiki warrior who acts cold and aloof in public but lovingly rubs her swollen stomach as soon as you turn away would be cute.

>"These bandits would be easier to dispatch were it not for the weight you have laden me with, Master."
>"Hu hu~ Are you watching, girl? That's your Papa! Isn't he the coolest? My valiant hero...Hm? I-I don't know what you speak of, Master. My stomach itches is all. Stop dwelling on pointless things."

>> No.19835234

But I can get the same thing with a vanilla succubus, and I get to enjoy the buildup.

>> No.19835270

Everyone wants the vampire or dark priest with the time manipulation, but most of us have to settle for the shy/yandere kejourou.

>> No.19835276

Can succubi really freeze time though?

>> No.19835303

No, but that's why you get to enjoy the buildup. They can still make you cum while you cum, though.

>> No.19835306
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>Through multiple strange twists of fate and an assload of shenanigans you acquire a dormouse waifu who can stop time on a whim
>An ability she'll occasionally put into practice whenever you pop a boner around her in order to use you as a dildo-bodypillow hybrid, taking naps on your frozen body. Weakly thrusting her hips against your erection for 'hours' at a time.
>On days where she finds herself particularly sleepy, these sessions last for fourteen hours at a time.
>Only after waking up and remembering you are too paused to give her any affection will she release her grasp over you- forcing you to experience over a day's worth of pleasure in a single instant.
>As the pleasure of fourteen hours of sex washes over you, she can't help but find the expression you make as your eyes roll into the back of your head rather adorable. Time freezes again as she takes the time to observe your face as it's twisted in agonizing pleasure.
>Though after a few minutes of this, she slowly falls back to sleep. Again weakly thrusting her hips as hours begin to pass by once again.

>> No.19835307

Apo's would make for great momsters.

>> No.19835318

Same here. Time stop is awesome, but I could do without the Dio part. I don’t want that tan gangley dark priest friend of hers following us around either.

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After six months in the mountains, I'll be ready to bust some dojos.

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>> No.19835371

I really want this

Speaking of timestopping. A silver haired kiki who can timestop is also pretty great.

>> No.19835378

What a dangerous mouse

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>> No.19835446

>"Your anus"

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>> No.19835491
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Strawberry best flavor.

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>> No.19835513

undeads are terrible cooks that think cyanide is a kool aid flavor

>> No.19835527

The scissors will be ruined!

>> No.19835531

If it was my waifu, I wouldn't even care if she said it was up her ass; I'd be just as turned on if she said vagina.

>> No.19835567

>get dirty sanchez'd by your waifu

>> No.19835585

Monster girls don't poop.

>> No.19835598

I think she'd at least have the courtesy to make sure her fingers came out clean. I know my waifu; she'd keep it clean because she knows I'm not into that kinda stuff.

This meme needs to die.

>> No.19835603
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Remember to have regular skin contact with undead girls, they like the body heat.

>> No.19835629

I want a pudgy, pear shaped wight!

>> No.19835636
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It's the truth. Monster girl anuses are made for the sole purpose of carrying semen into their stomachs.

>> No.19835657

Wifescience makes as much sense as broscience.

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>> No.19835673

Do monstergirls (on average) believe in horoscopes, and soulmates?

Does your waifu?

>> No.19835681

Fuck off scatfag.

>> No.19835684

I assume you have some text to back this claim up, correct?

Because it's only logical that if they're eating regular foods that some sort of waste is gonna come out the other end, and we know they eat regular foods because their profiles even detail what types of foods they eat. Now once they obtain a hubby and their hubby is incubized, there's no need for them to eat regular food. In which, they won't be crapping anymore. I understand that it's been said that a MG's entire body is specialized for sex, but that doesn't mean that the anus doesn't preform its normal, basic function.

>> No.19835693

>Literal shitposting

>> No.19835695

You must have missed the first part of my post where I said I'm not into that kinda stuff. I find scat disgusting.

>> No.19835698

Yandere ones do.

>> No.19835709
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>it's only logical
MGE and logic go together like /reddit/ and sanity.

>> No.19835717

Horoscopes and bitches go hand in hand.

>> No.19835721

She definitely believes in soulmates, not that she'd ever admit it. As for horoscopes, that is something she wouldn't care about. Though it is something our daughters would probably be pretty interested in.

>> No.19835727

Wouldn't be the first time, nor the last

>> No.19835753

>kiki is most of the way there to being a good and proper maid, but she's just a little scatterbrained and clumsy
>fortunate enough to be able to stop time, so whenever she realizes something is out of place or she made a mistake she uses her powers to fix it without Master knowing
>also occasionally stops time to snuggle with Master or dote on him, before getting back into "proper" maid position
Naughty kikis are still good girls.

>> No.19835771

I know there are some significant flaws in the MGE Universe's logic, mostly when it pertains to mana, but throwing out all logic, and along with it, all biological processes, is absurd. Aside from the undead, spirits, slimes, and plant girls, it's safe to say that MGs share the same biological processes as the human body: having a heartbeat, the need to breathe, the need for food and water, etc.

>> No.19835787

>the need for food and water

>> No.19835788
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Anyone still read this series?

>> No.19835823
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A date with Kuroferuru!

>> No.19835831

All science is fixed upon that which we cannot posibly understand. The only inalterable truth is that we, from our own perspective, exist.

I won't say that monstergirls exist, nor that they're coming for us, or that they even function in a way remotely close to their portrayal in MGE, but you can't definitively prove otherwise all the same.

Stop telling yourself "no", Anon, and start living life prepared for the improbable. You'll be happier that way.

>> No.19835839

Single monstergirls still need it.

>> No.19835845

Death is my meat, terror my wine.

>> No.19835852

So what's your vegetables and carbs?

>> No.19835854

They have that need until they obtain a husband. They get it by eating food and perhaps mana supplements that circulate the markets in demon realms; although it's said that mana supplements are bland or bad in taste. Once they have a husband and he has incubized, they no longer need to rely on outside sources for sustenance. You get a sort of self-sustaining loop at that point, for lack of a better term. Their profiles even detail what types of foods they prefer. Harpies will eat fruits and nuts before getting a husband. Holstaurs eat grass. Hellhounds hunt animals. Alraunes get nutrients from the Earth.

>> No.19835856

I imagine a date with her consists of taking her on a walk- leash and all, giving her a doggy boll of yogurt to chow on while you sit across from her eating fine steaks that she paid for, and letting her sit on her lap while you watch a horror movie together. She'd probably also expect you to pat her head and rub her belly the entire movie while praising her, telling her how brave she is!