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Literal birdbrain.


Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.19977740

Maids are olev

>> No.19977743
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19977743

Hello hi, finished a story for a contest.

Prey and Predator
https://pastebin.com/Gv7VgHxx
Tags: Rat girl, Shoggoth, No Smut, Action
Synopsis: A pack of rat girls face an invasion of their burrow, though by predators they had never seen before. One of them sets out to figure out the source, but comes to find more than what she bargained for.

Since it got noticed earlier, I might as well post it. I did a Bowsette story also involving zero point five A-presses and QPU misalignment shenanigans.
https://pastebin.com/J6WqMm7K

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>>19977740

>> No.19977768

>>19977748
Damn it! How many times I have to tell you? Dont wake me up before 1 pm!

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>>19977743
>also involving zero point five A-presses and QPU misalignment shenanigans

The absolute madman

>> No.19977775
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19977775

I'm gonna ask the new student out!

>> No.19977776

>>19977768
good morning

>> No.19977782

Which monster girl would listen to folk metal?

>> No.19977786
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19977786

>>19977773
Let's play!

>> No.19977789

a friend just called me a spiclim.
whats up with that?

>> No.19977790

Fairies are for double penetration, I'm not sharing her.

>> No.19977792

>>19977726
I'll see what I can do. Right now it seems like the addy is wearing off and I'm starting to crash. It'll hopefully be done by either sunday night or monday night at the latest and granted I'll probably miss that mark due to work exhaustion maybe next sunday night at the absolute latest.

>> No.19977796

>>19977726
Have we ever actually heard anything about her?

>>19977792
Sounds good writeanon cant wait.

>> No.19977797

>>19977782
>Folk metal

Wat?

>> No.19977806

>>19977768
But it’s always before 1pm!

>> No.19977811

>>19977786
Latenight you madman

>> No.19977814
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>>19977797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd9iC4PF1rM

Its a real genre anon.

>> No.19977820

>>19977796
Speaking of which, given how my father was super dramatic when he chose my name and I was his firstborn. What's a good over the top name for the first-born lilim?

I wanna make it memey and name her Lilly or Lillian but I wanna know if anybody else knows an ultra-uppity name like Illassa or Druella.

>> No.19977821

>>19977789
You’re probably a spiclim

>> No.19977823

>>19977775
>Popular cool types are my thing.... but I dont want to reject you. How about a challenge? If you can find the key to my tail lock in 5 hours, consider yourself married.

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>>19977786
I mean, I wrote a booette in as well.

>> No.19977838

>>19977814
Good shit. Looks like I have a new band to get into. I'd say a Titania cus it's got that odd fantasy vibe to it.

>> No.19977839

>>19977823
I always knew learning lockpicking would get me in with the ladies.

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19977841

>>19977782
The answer is plain as day.

>> No.19977845

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please prepare for the cooler weather.
The beach girls are throwing on sweaters and comfort food is going to be the name of the game.

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>>19977830

you should have done an Angry Sun

>fuck me, i can hear the music

>> No.19977852

>>19977796
>Have we ever actually heard anything about her?

No. She never gets brought up in this thread either. I have only done it once before. I also like to think she is mostly behind the strategy that deals with the "short" term problems(like maybe encouraging Druella in taking Lescatie) while the DL herself focus mostly on very long term problems like the son issue. Smart big sister!

>>19977792
Cool

>> No.19977855

Name 2 monster girls who are willing to share (You)

>> No.19977856 [DELETED] 

>>19977820
Eve

>> No.19977860
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19977860

Horse. Pussy.

>> No.19977864

Which species would destroy a city (but not hurt anyone) in a romantic display to try and win over a man?

>> No.19977865

>>19977820
Eve or Magdalene

>> No.19977868

>>19977855
Vampire and Kumiho

>> No.19977869 [DELETED] 

Pretty sure most of this is illegal.

>> No.19977872

>>19977855
Smoke Hobo and Harem Horse

>> No.19977876
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>>19977855

>> No.19977885

>>19977855
My waifu and my daughteru.

>> No.19977888
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>>19977864

>> No.19977893

>>19977855
Shirokuto and kuro

>> No.19977894

>>19977855
Jinko and Cheshire.

>> No.19977901

>>19977855
My wife and her sister

>> No.19977902

>>19977855
Shog and kiki I guess

>> No.19977906

>>19977885
>my daughteru.
But that's like having sex with a toddler sort of bad.

>> No.19977907

>>19977855
Twin Holstaur shortstacks!

>> No.19977910

>>19977700
I'm probably not gonna be taking writing commissions anymore after I finish the ones I have.
>>19977713
By the way you're rude af

>> No.19977911
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19977911

I wanna watch her lay an egg!

>> No.19977914

>>19977906
It's you know who silly fish.

>> No.19977922

>>19977906
But I'd do that with her too though.

>> No.19977926

>>19977864
Dragon Zombie.

>> No.19977934 [DELETED] 
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19977934

>Propose to Dragon Queen
>Okay, but you will have to prove your worth by pleasing all of my guards and then me.

>> No.19977935

>>19977850
Awesome!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mSpm2D15vlU

>> No.19977936

>>19977855
My dark elf mistress and my dark elf mistress

>> No.19977938
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>>19977855
Anubis and Salamander
>>19977910
Sorry, don't be mad senpai.

>> No.19977945

>>19977926
>Using her death breath, she accidentally turns an entire city into undead
>Really, she was just upset and crying that she couldn’t find her husband.

>> No.19977950 [SPOILER] 
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19977950

Is it rude to go to sports centers in monster territory just to watch?

>> No.19977959
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19977959

>>19977855

sharing is overrated
>hostile rivalry initiated

>> No.19977963

>>19977860
Horse butt is good for casually using as a cushion or pillow.

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19977967

>Propose to Dragon Queen
>Okay, but you will have to prove your worth by pleasing all of my guards and then me.

>> No.19977970

>>19977950
Just make sure to abide by the single vs couples policy. Don’t perv on couples and don’t be a tease in the singles area.

>> No.19977976

>>19977814
Love how he managed to make both foxes perfect, but for different reasons.

>>19977823
Buy a pair of bolt cutters and forcefully take her on top of a desk. She'll love it.

>> No.19977977

>>19977967
Those are her kids though

>> No.19977983

What kind of underwear does your waifu wear? Frilly? Lacy? Whiteys?

>> No.19977984

Cool it with the peach images, for fucks sake
It's getting to be spam-tier

>> No.19977986

>>19977945
>Cant find husband
>There are some places I know where he could be, it has only been 5 minutes, and there are like 1% chances of Order Knights being around here
>Oh what the hell. I will just monsterize the entire city to be sure.

>> No.19977991

>>19977976
You have to fuck her guards unconscious first.

>> No.19978001

>>19977986
Better safe than sorry!

>> No.19978006

>>19977983
Usually just fairly modest plain white panties, but she also has a large collection of latex underwear too.

>> No.19978010

>>19977983
Normal ones she can get for cheap.

>> No.19978016

>>19977986
They’re adorable dumdums anon. It’s more like
>”I can’t find hubby!”
>”I’ve looked everywhere and can’t find him!”
>”This huge crowd is scary!”
>”Why can’t I find him?”
>”Hubby!”
>”WRAAAAHHHHHHH!”

>> No.19978017

>>19978006
Okay I personally like latex catsuits, they're hot. But latex underwear just seems super uncomfortable.

>> No.19978023

>>19977950
>Tanlines
>Sweat drops rolling across the skin
H-help

>> No.19978025
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19978025

>>19977984
You are completely right, lets post Ghost instead.

>> No.19978026

>>19977967
>>19977934
Ayy!

>> No.19978032

>>19978025
Actually, no, keep it up. Then hopefully it'll get a stigma like mermaid images.

>> No.19978033

>>19978016
Whats more stupid. Bullying a Hellhound or Dragon Zombie husband?

>> No.19978036

>>19977983
She mostly wears Lacy! Though at this point I wouldn't even call it underwear now, it's just what she wears.

>> No.19978038

>>19978017
It's really just the same concept anon, though the more modest it is the more comfortable it'll be. The scanty stuff with just ride up and get twisted all the time, not fun at all. Having it fit regardless is far more important though,

>> No.19978040

>>19978025
You know with all this -ette memeing, I'm surprised Bow from Paper Mario hasn't been done yet. She totally deserves the royal treatment. Where's my OHOHOHOHOHOing princess ghost with twintails?

>> No.19978054

>>19977983
none!

>> No.19978061

>>19978032
That was one retarded autist, this is a major internet-wide meme.

>> No.19978070
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19978070

Okay I completely take back what I said. Seeing this bear in lounge wear has renewed my faith in grizzlys. Now I just want to cuddle a neet grizzly.

>> No.19978074

>>19978061
It's still being over-posted to the point of being almost intentionally obnoxious.

>> No.19978078

>>19978032
not happening unless the people getting upset have autism.

>> No.19978085

>>19978074
The sheer saturation will permeate most places. You just got to ride it out.

>> No.19978091

>>19978074
Apples and oranges anon.

>> No.19978093

>>19978085
You're right
It's a fad and fads die. You don't see other fad fetishes posted anymore. I just have to bunker down and wait it out.

>> No.19978094

>>19978070
Barb-tan is a lazy Bear!

>> No.19978095 [DELETED] 

>>19978078
Fuck off you spamming faggot.

>> No.19978096

>>19978070
The only acceptable furry is the one where all of the important parts are still human. Like this one.

>> No.19978101

>>19978095
Fuck off you rage spamming faggot.

>> No.19978111

>>19978096
so centaurs are too furry to be allowed on this board?

>> No.19978112

>>19978096
Fuck off
It's not furry

>> No.19978113

>>19977991
And a trip to the toy store first. Got it.

>> No.19978114 [DELETED] 

>>19978112
Yiff in hell, furry.

>> No.19978124
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19978124

All I want to do is pat monster girls on the head. I don't even care about the sex.

>> No.19978126

>>19978111
>>19978096
Yeah, what satyros and wan wan? Don't be a bully just because you don't want to feel those soft fuzzy legs lock you inside!

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>>19978096
>>19978111
>>19978112
>>19978114
Reminder.

>> No.19978130 [DELETED] 

>>19978128
Furry. Yiff in hell.

>> No.19978133

>19978114
Man this is some next level bait for a 3rd grader.

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>>19978130

>> No.19978140 [DELETED] 

>>19978134
Yeah this is 100% illegal and furry.

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>>19978124
Cute

>> No.19978146

>>19978124
Eat shit ace.

>> No.19978149

>>19978140
No one thinks that you're funny

>> No.19978150

>>19978140
You still have your name on, shitposter-kun.

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>>19978124
>>19978142
Fuck off Ace.

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19978161

I'm serious, I might commission something. This is just adorable. Once you get passed that dumb sweater on the profile pic these girls look way too cuddly.

>> No.19978164 [DELETED] 

>>19978150
Yeah, it's called not hiding being anonymous. Try growing up.

>> No.19978168

Why are you guys still replying this moron? Just ignore him and he'll shut up.

>> No.19978169

>>19978161
You might want to talk to barb if you want to commission his oc from other artists. I know some people don't like their OCs getting used/comm'd without their permission.

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>>19978161
That bear gets special treatment so of course she is a babe.

>> No.19978176

>>19978152
Dude, fuck ace. I just wanna pat lolis on the head. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.19978177

>>19978114
Eat shit namefag.

>> No.19978178

>>19978169
I never said I wanted to commission specifically this bear, I'm just saying my eyes have been opened.

>> No.19978181 [DELETED] 

>>19978177
Still too scared to show yourself, furry?

>> No.19978184

>>19978168
>ignore the hundreds of rats in your basement

>> No.19978186

>>19978178
Oh ok. Well good luck anon, bears are pretty cute!

>> No.19978189

>>19978184
Yes. Ignoring is the second step in a two-step process of which I shouldn't have to tell you what the first step is.

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>19978181
Why don't you go back to your humangirls?

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19978191

>>19978184
>Hundreds of rats in your basement
>All of them trying to ask you out on dates, asking to help with their homework, and wondering if you'll walk them to school so they can show you off to all their classmates.

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>19978164
Enjoy getting doxxed and SWATted.

>> No.19978202 [DELETED] 

>>19978196
Go back to 9gag, furry. You can't even figure out how to reply right.

>> No.19978206

>>19978191
How can they fit down there? Did they dig underground and build a small town under my house?

>> No.19978208

>>19978202
Go back to your boring humangirls, faggot.

>> No.19978210

>>19978206
It must be the palmtop sized rats

>> No.19978213

>>19978208
What if I like both

>> No.19978215 [DELETED] 

>>19978208
Come out of the closet, furry. Maybe your parents won't disown you.

>> No.19978216

>>19978206
Yeah! They've got an entirely self-sustainable city right below your house! With a shrine dedicated to you and everything!

>> No.19978218

>>19978210
No.

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19978223

>>19978215
Does this look like a fucking furry to you?

>> No.19978225

>>19978186
That being said Barb's bear is still super cute and I'm definitely not gonna ignore the idea of a bondage-inclined teddy bear to cradle at night and fall asleep on the couch. This is just so unfair!

>> No.19978227 [DELETED] 

>>19978223
Furry, scalie, whatever. Yiff in hell.

>> No.19978230

>>19978216
That sounds pretty god damn weird, anon. Sounds like they're one step away from setting up a tv channel dedicated to what I do.

>> No.19978233

>>19978227
Seriously, why the fuck are you even here if you can't tell the difference between monster girls and furries?

>> No.19978235

>>19978233
He's baiting you you big dummy.

>> No.19978236

>>19978230
A TV Channel? Now That's silly. You've got three! One of them is dedicated entirely to your sleeping face and watching you jerk it.

>> No.19978237

>>19978233
Have you tried looking up the name to find he's shitposting elsewhere as well?

>> No.19978244

He is shitposting in other /jp/ threads too it seems

>> No.19978245 [DELETED] 

>>19978233
Lol next you're gonna say it's ok if you fuck a dog. Disgusting furry. Fuck off.

>> No.19978250

>>19978233
Oi Bugger, quit with the feedin of the trollies! They're like cats if you feed them once they keep coming back!

On that note, it's awfully strange our local "fuck off" provider seems to have taken a little vacation. No doubt these autists are the same person.

>> No.19978251

>>19978206
I was just playing a stealth game about a goblin, and it made me realize there's a lot of places something small can hide. Think about how many tight places around your house a monster girl could be watching you from.

>> No.19978253

I come back here for a break from our Lady Bowsette and find you feeding trolls and responding to Tripfags?

For shame!

Now hit me up with some fluffy tails.

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19978258

>>19978245
Yup, 100% okay.

>> No.19978262

>>19978236
I don't see going down there and talking to them would fix anything, right? That'd probably just end up like a man becoming a Khepri king.

>> No.19978264

>>19978250
>it's awfully strange our local "fuck off" provider seems to have taken a little vacation
Oh don't tell me you're that fucking faggot who thinks anyone who says "fuck off" is the same person.

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>>19978253
I dont have fluffy tails. Is Baka Dragon okay?

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19978269

>>19978258
I have half a mind to report you to the RCMP, furry.

>> No.19978271

>>19978093
>Virgin Killer Sweater
>Neko Bra and Panties
>Heart Nipple
What were some other notable memes?

>> No.19978274

>>19978250
>On that note, it's awfully strange our local "fuck off" provider seems to have taken a little vacation. No doubt these autists are the same person.
No anon, this guy just isn't worth it.

>> No.19978276

>>19978262
It would certainly fix the lives of all the lonely rats down there who wish they could spend some time with you! Besides, do you not like the idea of being literally swarmed by rodents all begging you to turn them into your concubines?

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19978280

>>19978268
>Yandere Sim

>> No.19978286

>>19978274
I see. I'm sorry for mistaking you for him. I guess you still have some sanity left to speak of.

>>19978264
No, but there's only one moron that keeps going off on autism-fueled arguments with obvious trolls, and he always does it the same way.

>> No.19978287

>>19978235
does namefagging count as signature use?

>> No.19978288

Oh so now he's pretending to be a Leaf.

>> No.19978290

>>19978251
like the sink drain.

>> No.19978295

>>19978287
I'd say so. I'm more inclined to say low quality or spam.

>> No.19978299

>>19978251
Shard's of darkness or master of shadows? I've been meaning to play that but my laptop can't handle it.

>> No.19978301

>>19978276
Well it sounds cute. But unless they have some items it sounds like it could be a long and exhausting ordeal.

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>>19978288
Just ignore him m8.

All your attention should be on your mistress!

>> No.19978305 [DELETED] 

>>19978295
>>19978287
Still afraid to take off the anonymous tag? Fur trash.

>> No.19978308

>>19978280
"Anon where is your homework?"

>> No.19978311

>>19978191
But I dont have a basement

>> No.19978312
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19978312

https://pastebin.com/TQtpsBM1

I don't know if anyone is still waiting for this, but I finally finished translating the short story from the end of MGE World Guide II.
I figured I'd post it here since that's what I did with the previous parts.

>> No.19978316

>>19978290
I appreciate a slime wife that oozes out of the tap when it's bathtime.

>> No.19978318

>>19978312
You really should delete that image though.

>> No.19978320

>>19978299
Master of Shadows. It's pretty fun. I can't remember the last stealth game I played where you can't just go terminator when you get caught.

>> No.19978322

>>19978312
>visible nip
THE JANNYS ARE COMING
EVERYBODY SCATTER

>> No.19978328

>>19978311
I would say they’re in your attic, but that’s even more terrifying.

>> No.19978335

>>19978318
>>19978322
Shit. I posted the inside cover by mistake. Thanks for pointing that out.

>> No.19978337

>>19978322
I hope they're already here.

>> No.19978341

>>19978304
>So, your mother, how is she?
>She's kidnapped my boyfriend.
>Ah yes, that sounds like her. No respect for men.

>> No.19978345

Imagine taking your monster girl family to the zoo. Do you think she would enjoy seeing species she’s based on?

>> No.19978349

>>19978345
>She looks at you smugly while you're looking at apes

>> No.19978353

>>19978349
Turnabout is fair play, after all.

>> No.19978365

>>19978341
Yeah that sounds like how it would go.

>lilim or some monster girl offering other monster girls consultation
>You are one of the chairs in the consulting room

>> No.19978378

Good night bandits, may you raid the pussy cave in your dreams.

>> No.19978380

>>19978365
>”A good marriage is all about being supportive. You really need to be able to count on and trust your husband”
>Her husband coughs from beneath the table
>”Shut up stool! Oh! Right! Communication is key too.”

>> No.19978401

>>19978345
sadly mine doesn't have one of those.

>> No.19978403
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>>19978345
They're super cute and she's already known to hang out with their animal forms, so yes.

>> No.19978418

>>19978380
That would be nice. Hopefully I won't give out in the middle of a session

>> No.19978419

>>19978401
Well maybe you could make fun of the other species then.
>”Is that Charon from accounting?”

>> No.19978420

>>19978418
Personally, that kinda like a very BAD END, but you do you.

>> No.19978428

>>19978403
Who do I get the impression this Tanuki is addicted to several substances, beyon her husband’s cum?

>> No.19978434

>>19978420
Well, it would embarrass the wife

>> No.19978436

Quick question, the tentacle forest is in wonderland right?

>> No.19978437

>>19978436
No.

>> No.19978442
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>>19978428
She is, sort of.
The smoke is a dominance move though.
It's disruptive to illusions and transformations so against lesser youkai it's a form of true seeing, and in turn she crafts her own illusions out of it.

>> No.19978445

>>19978442
Smoking is very bad for you okay?

>> No.19978448

>>19978442
Why would she need to use illusions on her husband?

>> No.19978454

>>19978448
Bedroom play.

>> No.19978460

>>19978448
The better question is "Why wouldn't she use illusions on her husband?"
Unlimited cosplay. Interesting household. Living music videos.

>> No.19978464

I want to get my Kiki daughteru all hopped up on aphrodisiacs and then play with her nipples for hours on end!

>> No.19978473

>>19978454
Like what? I have a very weak imagination

>> No.19978483

>>19978437
ah my mistake. Thanks.

>> No.19978495
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>>19978473
Bondage setups. Cosplay. Changing her appearance or bodytype at will if you want some thicker thighs or start lusting for the girl across the street.
Darkening your house and playing out scenes from the horror movie that left you uneasy last month.
Pretending to have a throne room.
Generating a "harem" out of thin air.
Illusory reality is like virtual reality but better.

>> No.19978500

>>19978495
>Darkening your house and playing out scenes from the horror movie that left you uneasy last month.
She better fucking not.

>> No.19978501

>>19978442
Why are inari the natural enemy of the danuki?

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>>19978501
>You'll never get kidnapped by a snek only to shortly get kidnapped again by her mother

>> No.19978522

>>19978501
It's the same rivalry between women with three tits and those strange women that go for the super boob. Only instead of breasts it's tails. It's hard to imagine that foxes wouldn't be jealous of a tanuki's naturally fluffier tail. You know what they say, in a fight of quality versus quantity, quality will win every time.

>> No.19978526

>>19978517
Silly anon. You can't get away that easily.

>> No.19978529
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>You'll never get kidnapped by a snek and shortly get kidnapped again by her mother

>> No.19978532

>>19978501
They are predators competing for the same prey.

>> No.19978535
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>>19978522
>quantity, quality
It's a crying shame, really, because tanuki have neither.

>> No.19978537

>>19978501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u18nuIS99Og
Because they're so similar yet different.
In terms of real world species, they're basically both foxes, with tanuki being the more basal species that manages to survive via prolific breeding despite being slower.
The mythology is sort of similar. They get paired as rivals very often, with the idea that foxes are stronger but tanuki are more clever.
"When the fox has seven transformations, the tanuki has eight" is one of the related phrases.
The folkloric figure that Mamizou is based on was known to assassinate foxes, by doing stuff like convincing them to transform into shoes and subsequently dropping them in the sea halfway to Sado island (20 miles offshore)

>> No.19978544

>>19978529
Is she going to see if you are the right man for her daughter or something?

>> No.19978561
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>>19978535
Squirrels are cheating with their 50% body mass tails, but Tanuki deal in quality fur themselves.

>> No.19978572

>>19978501
>the Jew fears the samurai

>> No.19978601
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>> No.19978658
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post Big

>> No.19978674
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>>19978445
Would shog put a stop to my occasional cigar?

>> No.19978680

>>19978674
She would just replace it with a shog version

>> No.19978685

>>19978680
I would love to inhale my wife.

>> No.19978694

Can fairies do anything other than being a makeshift less superior onaholes?

>> No.19978698
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>>19978658
How big are we talking?

>> No.19978712

>>19978694
no

>> No.19978747
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>>19978694
>less superior, you mean inferior?

>>19978712
Also, how dare you insult the versatility of faeries? They can do lots of things like whisper sweet nothings in your ears when you feel down. Give you tiny kisses on your cheeks. Sit in your shirt pocket and make innocent jokes while you work.

Faeries are good for lots of things!

>> No.19978751
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19978751

>>19978698
BiggER

>> No.19978766

>>19978747
>less superior, you mean inferior?
Close enough.

>> No.19978767

>>19978751
Bad place for a talisman. Like pulling a bandage off of body hair.

>> No.19978772

>>19978767
They're pretty much just wet paper there.

>> No.19978789

Hey here's a question. Aside from sea girls, which monster would make the best pirate?

>> No.19978799

>>19978747
these are cute things that faries can do but i want to hold them

>> No.19978817
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>>19978789

>> No.19978832

>>19978789
Maybe lizardgirls.

Royal mamono navy>pirates

>> No.19978849

Are there any dissident factions within the DL's realm?

>> No.19978889

>>19978849
Only in the sense they don't think she's lewd or aggressive enough, despite the presence of the radical faction.

>> No.19978890
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19978890

>>19978751
BIGGER

>> No.19978909

>>19978890
Careful, you're approaching the fluff criticality limit there.

>> No.19978910 [SPOILER] 
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>>19978890
UNNNNNN smoler

>> No.19978920

>>19978817
Oh wait, that raises a completely unrelated and slightly more serious questions
Can the monsters with long snake like bodies use them to easily travel through water? I know the eel can, and a bunyip as well, but do you think it'd be safe to say most snake type monsters inherent the sea snake traits and know how to swim like that or would it have to be taught?

>> No.19978925

>>19978920
I'd personally refer to the gym chapter of EMG for that. Granted since they are reptiles the temperature of the water would likely cause problems.

>> No.19978927
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>>19978910

>> No.19978930

>>19978920
You don't need to be a sea snake to swim. Hell, sea snakes have actual paddle tails. A regular old garden snake can swim. And plenty of freshwater fishing snakes like cottonmouths swim just fine with regular bodies. Most nontropical water snakes are short and fat comparatively for extra muscle mass and to maintain heat.

>> No.19978947

>>19978849
It depends on what you mean with dissident. They all owe her a lot so they don't want to go against her in that sense.

>> No.19978953

>>19978799
Or just fug.

>> No.19978959

>>19978953
but cuddling is important

>> No.19978967

>>19978959
Cuddling while fug?
How does that even work?

>> No.19978998

>>19978967
You cuddle her with your fingers.

>> No.19979006

>>19978967
Lotus position

>> No.19979022

>>19978967
>>19979006
That or just have her on top as she lays her chest on yours and goes real slow.

>> No.19979030

>>19979022
That's a really tall fairy.

>> No.19979056

>>19979030
i thought he meant in general

>> No.19979071
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19979071

>TFW you'll never outplay an increasingly pissed off MG who starts PMing you rape threats

>> No.19979085

>>19978312
>>19978322
>>19978335
Could somebody reupload it to imgur or something?

>> No.19979088

>>19979071
i want to shove an mg full of toys

>> No.19979089

>>19979071
>TFW you'll never outplay her in her own rape attempt.

>> No.19979099

>>19978312
Thanks man, gotta value the work you do

>> No.19979108

>>19979071
I want them to not only be threats. Might be hard to find out where I live. Rape finds a way I guess.

>> No.19979113

>>19979071
>Very elegant and well mannered priestess fox is gifted a computer and internet
>At first she only ever used it to look at her shrine's ratings
>But quickly she began to use it to pass time while waiting for visitors
>Eventually she got into fighting games
>She got increasingly angrier with each laggy game, games against top tier characters and games where she got cheese'd
>Within a month she had completely lost well good manners
>She now talks trash during and after each match
>One day she faced against Anon, who not only played a top tier but also cheese'd her and used a lag switch
>That's when she blew up and PM'd him so many rape threats that she got automatically banned
>A few days later Anon went missing

>> No.19979123

>>19979113
Salty monster girls sound like a fun time in bed.

>> No.19979142

>>19979113
Do monsters even bother investigating missing persons cases, or do they just wait for the marriage certificate to come in?

>> No.19979149

>>19979071
>Wow, nice build loser. Can't wait until they patch it out.
>Look Mom, I'm using exploits! I'm so epic!!!1! Fuck off.
>You might be tough online, but you're just a weak little cuntlicker irl.
>I'm going to rape you. I'll track you down, throw you to to floor, and violate every inch of you until you learn some fucking manners, you slut.

>> No.19979154

>>19979123
Is it better if they're still sound enough to make snarky remarks or if she's so salty that all she can do is rape you?

>>19979142
If he isn't home by midnight then they start celebrating the wedding already.

>> No.19979172

>>19979149
i want to marry a fox like that

>> No.19979187

>>19979172
I wouldn't. She sounds like the type who'd learn and practice hip movements for hours just so she can make you cum repeatedly and humiliate you.

>> No.19979193

>>19979187
i want her to teach me a lesson for the rest of my life!

>> No.19979216

>>19978312
Great news, I had almost given hope on it.
Now I understand why KC included this in the guidebook, it's a nice showcase of life with monster girls.

>> No.19979234

What would be most distracting at the beach in a green demon realm: the lolis running around and asking you to play or the CC wearing swimsuits that barely cover anything?

>> No.19979236

>>19979089
>Home Alone, but with sex toys

>> No.19979296

>>19979234
the lolis

>> No.19979320
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>>19979296
But would you play with them?

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>>19979234
Fluffy tail, always the fluffy tails.

>> No.19979359

>>19979236
>"Ehehe... Come down here little boy. Let 'Big Sis' show you something..."
>'No way you old hag!'
>"Why you rude little sho-"
>A Comically over-sized dildo is cut loose and slams into her mouth with great force, going right down her throat.

>> No.19979365

>>19979355
>All these sluts relaxing at the beach with their fluff in open view
I'm glad mofu molesting is not a crime. I wouldn't be able to resist a fox laying on her stomach with her tail swaying back and forth.

>> No.19979366

>>19979359
Gonna sell the part where she gets stuck on a one bar prison to the squirrel porn network.

>> No.19979398

>>19977855
None, because no one would even want me.

>> No.19979405

>>19979071
>>19979113
I want to keep cheesing an MG with the most OP race in the game, while hiding behind cyber security measures so secure she'll never find me

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>>19979234
>>19979296
>>19979320
The lolis wearing lewd micro bikinis

>> No.19979444

>>19979320
puppy witches are always for happy funtime

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>>19977855
>With you joining so late into the semester, you're lucky we found housing for you at all.
>You're going to have to share with a pretty rowdy trio, but fortunately you'll know them from your courses.
>You'll be rooming with your economics, math, and history professors. Is that acceptable?

>> No.19979504

>>19978312
>OtherSideofSky is back.
Nice. Thanks for finishing the translation dude.

>> No.19979528

>>19979398
How could one be so negative?

>> No.19979534

>>19979528
Not enough flaying.

>> No.19979542

I want to sleep with a dormouse

>> No.19979565

>>19978312
Thanks a ton, I was talking to someone the other day and saying I hoped you didn't get isekai'd.
The wait was worth it though.

>> No.19979574

do ghosts have buttholes?

>> No.19979586

>>19979574
I want to humiliate a ghost and find out

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>>19979586

>> No.19979612

>>19979601
Cute embarrassed ghost. I want to look up her dress

>> No.19979663

Prisons in MGE would be kind of interesting. Normal prisons anyway, not that hell prison. Since every man that's in a normal prison would be still considered to be remediable.
So it would be more of a rehabilitation center than a prison. I bet they even have a system or something where you can get a monster girl "guardian" so you'll be let out earlier.
Some men would be given strong monsters that can keep an eye on them and make sure they don't do anything bad.
Some would be given monster girls that can help them set their lives strait.
Some would need something like a kiki to keep their house and health from falling apart.
Some would need a cute innocent loli or something to give them a goal in life
And other would just need someone that's a good influence on them.
And then people who commit tax fraud or something would be given a tanuki.

I don't know why, but MGE prisons for men sounds like of nice.

>> No.19979681

>>19979663
Not again anon, please.

>> No.19979687

>>19979681
Oh? People have talked about this before?
And judging from your post, it didn't end well.

>> No.19979697

>>19979687
It was such a big deal that I honestly can't believe you when you say you don't know what Im referencing.

>> No.19979712

>>19979697
I've either forgotten or suppressed it.
I trend to not remember any shitstorms at all. That, and I tend to leave the thread when it happens and come back a few hours later.

>> No.19979752

>>19979234
>What would be most distracting at the beach in a green demon realm: the lolis running around and asking you to play or the CC wearing swimsuits that barely cover anything?
The lolis wearing swimsuits that barely cover anything running around and asking you to play.

>> No.19979759

>>19979712
It's just shit from a week ago when that one guy tried to get others riled up with info that was never clarified back from years ago.
Nothing new, in other words.

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>>19979752
>Go to the beach on a day off from work, try to relax and unwind.
>See a pack of 20 rats in loosely fitting bikinis chasing after some goon on the beach, trying to taste his 'cheese'
>A little fox is dry-humping someone trying to buy some ice-cream, all of her tails convulsing every time she holds herself against his leg.
>A miniature flowkelp has tangled herself around someone crawling towards the water, peppering his back and neck with kisses
>A teenage Houri is french kissing her boyfriend as a cupid fondles his crotch through his swim-trunks
>Maybe Coming here wasn't too good of a-
>Suddenly something soft presses against each of your legs. Two little holsts with string-bikinis that don't fully cover their nipples look up to you with desperation in their eyes. Both of them holding a leg tight as they can.
>"Mister...our boobs hurt! They feel swollen and looking at you makes our tummies feel funny! Do you think you can help us feel better?"
>"Please?"

>> No.19979822

>>19979809
I'm gonna give those little cows all of their firsts today.

>> No.19979834

>>19979411
>>19979752
Sabbath beach?

>>19979809
Loli cows need daily gentle milking, it's best to use your mouth only. Teeth are allowed if they've been misbehaving.

>> No.19979869

>>19979834
>Sabbath beach?
No, just normal monster fashion sense.

>> No.19979875

>>19979822
They'll certainly have a story or two to tell once monday hits. They'll be the envy of all their classmates! Don't go too hard on them though, get them pregnant and they might not be able to stay in school much longer! Not that they'd mind dropping out and moving in with you. Getting to spend more time with their new 'hubby-wubby' would be nothing but a blessing to them!

>>19979834
Agreed! But it would also be fun to roughly milk them until they are both panting ahegao-ing messes who've become addicted to getting milked silly as foreplay!

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>>19979809
Lolis and tiny bikinis go great together

>> No.19979889

Is it wrong to want a loyal, knightly monster girl that's secretly lewd?
Very, very lewd?

>> No.19979906

>>19979889
Aren't they all though?

>> No.19979920

>>19979906
Like.
REALLY lewd.

The kind that starts to get off just by listing what could be done to her by you.

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>>19977911
>Bowsette
>her
>mfw

>> No.19979939

>>19977786
damn this shit has gotten everwhere
not that im complaining

>> No.19979943

>>19977830
>>19977786
Cute ghosts!

>> No.19979957

>>19978190
>leaves one Greater-than sign off the pointer
It sure feels good to be a gangsta!

>> No.19979962

>>19979934
>off-topic reaction image
You sure showed him.

>> No.19979966

>>19979875
While I wouldn't necissarily be intending to get them pregnant, it's not like I'm gonna pull out or use any kind of protection, I'll show them both how good it feels to be an adult and get them on the fast track to breasts I can sleep on. Anything that happens a long the way is just added fun, naturally I'll be sure to take responsibility, I mean how could I not after all the lewd things I will do to them.

>> No.19979967

when I first heard about the Bowsette thing I assumed it was a furry thing.
I'm getting to old to follow all these fads...

>> No.19979968

>>19979920
What kind of MonKnight?

>> No.19979970

>>19979934
>>19979939
>>19979943
>>19979967
Fuck off

>> No.19979971

>>19979968
Currently I'm feeling an Ochi or centaur.
The fighter to my wizard

>> No.19979972

>>19978890
That's enough mofu for the entire family.

>> No.19979978

>>19979970
so has it reached the hate it cause its popular stage this quickly?

>> No.19979980

>>19979978
For some folks yes.

>> No.19979985

>>19979980
twitter has really speed things up huh?

>> No.19979986

>>19979978
50% that 50% memes are running at jet speed and are dying fast
remember ugandan knuckles?

>> No.19979989

>>19979986
yeah but he wasn't cute

>> No.19979992

>>19979985
Japanese twitter to be precise. Lots of mangakas and doujin artist drew them too.

>> No.19979993

>>19979986
Ugandan Knuckles ran its natural course.
I couldn't see it really having any longevity outside the occasional reference.

>> No.19979997

>>19979986
>at jet speed
is it really? It seems fast to me , but I assumed it was a matter of perspective, me getting older the passage of time appearing faster.

>> No.19980002

>>19979986
https://imgur.com/a/JxLH4DI

>> No.19980023
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>>19979006
Lotus position was invented by C. B. Yetison in 1892 so Yetis could hug their husbands as they made love

>> No.19980028

>>19979986
sometimes memes run out of steam but still remain a thing well over a decade latter
for instance:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=loss

>> No.19980033

>>19979962
KFs are monstergirls though

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>>19978312
Holy shit, othersky. I thought you are ded
Fucking noice

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>>19979966
>Show them how good it feels to be an adult
Yep, expect them to brag to their friends. And don't you know anon? The two best ways to increase a holst's breast size is to milk and caress 'em daily or put a baby in their belly! Though both of those are things any good holst lover would do pretty often. After all, you would make sure to milk your holsts every night after school right? And after milking them its only natural they would if they could 'milk' you back!

They'll be needing their first bras only a week or two after meeting you. Expect many mini-dates where you help them find new clothes and lingerie!

>> No.19980047

>>19978312
has anyone attempted to audiobook these?

>> No.19980052

>>19980028
Japs memes are the weirdest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7DGqKYubsE

>> No.19980054

>>19980045
If my loli cows don't have massive milkers by the time they've moved up to the next set of schools, I've failed.

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would you go down the rabbit hole?

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>>19980054
Try hard enough and they might have pillow-sized tits by the time they move up to the next grade! And an 'awful' addiction to having your hands and tongue all over their new breasts after school. They'll barely be able to walk through the door to your room without their shirt becoming a wet mess from all the milk leaking from their painfully stiff and sensitive nipples. They'd beg and cry for your body on theirs if they could muster out any other word than 'moo'!

>> No.19980078

>>19980052
since we are all posting memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlBRGXEZFmI&

>> No.19980082
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Elves are for ____

>> No.19980097

>>19980078
Hate that ghost.

>> No.19980101

>>19980033
Sure, but reaction images are always off-topic.

>> No.19980104

>>19980082
Eat that Elf butt.

>> No.19980109

>>19979971
An Ochi would be nice. Imagine her standing at attention while on guard, but growing week in the knees as you whisper how you'll be making her carry your child.

>> No.19980131
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>Smug cat not so smug after getting spidercow'd

>> No.19980151

>>19980063
I love panties but bloomers are nice too.

>> No.19980153

>>19980097
Youmu is a good girl.

>> No.19980162

>>19980153
Oh yeah? Prove it.

>> No.19980165

>>19980074
Good, we're going to keep going!
Every day, grade by grade!

Gotta keep those loli cows satisfied!

>> No.19980173

>>19980151
She's old enough to know you're supposed to wear panties under bloomers anyway so you can have both.

>> No.19980178
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Headpats.

>> No.19980183

>>19980109
Carrying my childREN thank you very much.
And if she's not thinking about how her body will go from peak physique to peak lewd than she's doing it wrong.

She's gonna need to feed those kids, carry them, and have a body trained in the way of lewd, far less the sword>>19980109

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>> No.19980205

>>19980178
Eww, she's slimy!

>> No.19980228
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>>19980131
Spider-cows sure are cuddly.

>> No.19980236

>>19980131
Is a pregnant ushi scary or adorable?

>> No.19980240

>>19980236
Spiders have many babies at once, right?

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>>19980162

>> No.19980254

>>19980240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag

>> No.19980256

>>19980247
Shit ghost.

>> No.19980262

>>19980254
ONII-CHAN

>> No.19980268

>>19980131
what happens if she removes her eye patch?

>> No.19980271

>>19980131
Is it bad that I want a spider cow to bully a cheshire with her chest?

>> No.19980272

>>19980205
Wife slime is great slime. Just ask my wife and anyone she's ever cooked for.

>> No.19980289

>>19980254
How many spiders could backpack you before it becomes unsustainable?

>> No.19980301

>>19980289
They're not very heavy so ALL OF THEM

>> No.19980314 [DELETED] 
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Lilim :3

>> No.19980325

>>19980268
High-impact sexual violence.

>> No.19980328

>>19980289
How many have to try before you git gud is the better question, scrub.

>> No.19980354

>>19980268
same thing as when kenpachi from bleach removes his,
but with sex.

>> No.19980368

are there nerdlims?

>> No.19980372
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>>19980314
Demons>lilims

>> No.19980408

>>19980268
She can't do that. No one even cared who she was until she put on the patch.

>> No.19980421

>>19980314
>:3
>oc lilim
Fuck off.

>> No.19980437
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The transformation app strikes again.

>> No.19980452

>>19980437
Excellent. Yet another thing I wish existed in real life that never will, though.

>> No.19980465

>>19980437
Is it consensual? This is important.

>> No.19980477

>>19980465
I'll put the sensual in consensual.

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>>19980465
Maybe.

>> No.19980499

>>19980489
Consensual monster transformation is the best transformation.

>> No.19980515

>>19980289
A good father carries all his daughters on his back no matter how heavy they are. That is unless your monster girl wife is the strong one in the couple.
I wouldn't mind being married to a huge Arachne who carries all our daughters on her back and treats me like a weakling, her beloved weakling.

>> No.19980517

>>19980499
But forced monsterization is a boner all its own.

>> No.19980533

>>19980499
>>19980517
The best corruption is when she's willing but still hesitating and you thoroughly convince her by showing her the pleasures of being a monster girl.

>> No.19980537

>>19980517
It's too nasty for me.

>> No.19980547

>>19980047
Not yet. Honestly I'd only listen to monster girl audiobooks if it was a female reader.

>> No.19980549

>>19980537
The nastiness is the best part. Perhaps one day you'll see. Until then, your opinion is still respectable.

>> No.19980559

>>19980549
>>19980537
By nastiness do you mean like in those h-mangas where the pure innocent girl gets turned into a cock-addict?
I fail to see what else could be nasty about corrupting a human girl, it's an improvement.

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>> No.19980573

>>19980559
It's a pretty nasty thing to do morally, too. But again, that makes it hotter.

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>>19980559
>pure innocent girl gets turned into a cock-addict?
That's literally what happens in MGE-the only difference is the girl focuses her lust on one guy.

>> No.19980593

>>19979113
Hatefuck is the best.

>> No.19980615

>>19980573
>Human girl dreams of becoming a housewife and a mother
>She wants at least 2 sons and 2 daughters
>She gets corrupted by a rogue Dark Matter
>She become an extremist Succubus because she both wants to spread the joys of being a monster girl and fulfill her dream of birthing 2 sons
That's the most immoral scenario I could come up with. I have to admit it's pretty hot, especially because of all the impregnation sex that would ensue.

>>19980580
A woman being a cock-addict slut but only for her husband is the best.

>> No.19980650

>>19978070
>Barb-tan has no booty
Absolutely heretical.

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>>19980565
Gonna fuck that fox's mother

>> No.19980727

I want a big titty monster harem!

>> No.19980739

>>19980709
>Stealing her daughter's boyfriend
Bad fox!

>> No.19980759

>>19980727
I hear you.
Today the dice decided my huge tiddy harem is going to be a Kraken, Medusa, Dragon, and Ochi.

The biggest titties and biggest wives for some of them

>> No.19980764

>>19980727
I don't think there is an objective best big titty harem, but here what would be best for me
>Clumsy airhead Titania onee-san
>Nerdy shy Tritonia onee-san
>Selfish lazy Dark Mage onee-san
>Genki cuddly Holst imouto
>Perverted slutty Manticore imouto
>Pure innocent Wyvern imouto

>> No.19980780

>>19980764
Does the holst have the biggest bust despite being the youngest?

>> No.19980782
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Sing!

>> No.19980785

>>19980759
>>19980764
Good taste all around.

>> No.19980797

>>19980782
No.
My voice isn't good and the only song I have memorized is Bohemian Rapsody.

>>19980785
Big tiddy harems are fun harems

>> No.19980800

>>19980759
I'd have an hard time letting an oppai Ochimucha train. Just seeing her sweaty breasts jiggle as she practices her swordmanship would be too much to handle.
Undead probably don't sweat though so I'd have to throw water at her.

>>19980780
I was thinking the Tritonia would be the biggest, but a cute young cow who has bigger breasts than big busty monster girls twice her age does sound fantastic.

>> No.19980809

>>19980797
Especially if you all sleep in one bed.

>> No.19980816

>>19980800
Yep, plenty of jiggling and bouncing even with the sarashi.

I'm wanting huge tities on them, and some big muscles on her.

But yes, a cute little cow with a huge chest is cute.
Is the Manticore jealous of it?
Does the little holst wear innocent clothes that are unintentionally lewd?
Or is she secretly lewd and that's why she cuddles?

>> No.19980821

>>19980809
Of course, why wouldn't we?
Although the medusa would probably try to wrap me up in her sleep.

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>Let's set the world on fire!

>> No.19980855

>>19980809
>>19980821
Do you have a death wish? Having all that softness in a single bed is a surefire to asphyxiate.

>>19980816
>Is the Manticore jealous of it?
Oppai Manticores can't be jealous because they're the only one that can offer you endless paizuri where her tail sucks your tip.
>Does the little holst wear innocent clothes that are unintentionally lewd?
Of course because there are no clothes for her height that accommodate for such a large chest.

>> No.19980858

>>19980855
I welcome it.
Especially with a big, buff Ochi and a big, soft snek.
Kraken would be a shortstack and dragon would have an hourglass

>> No.19980862

>>19980615
There are also common scenarios like a nun getting turned into a succuslut and falling away from God (or worse yet, finding a new, immoral one), the stern woman being turned into a lazy, cuddly holst, or a kiki, and things like that. Even just turning a normal girl into something that's not her polar opposite is wrong, but it still gets the penis engine agoin'

>> No.19980866

>>19980855
>Little holst has a school uniform that is always showing off her cleavage and a lacy, lewd bra because she's too big for anything not custom made.

>> No.19980872

>>19980547
I'd listen to a guy if her read it with a posh English accent.

>> No.19980880

>>19980866
>It's custom made so it has to be lewd
That's the opposite of how that works. Her onii-san is just a pervert.

>> No.19980891

>>19980880
Oh?
So is it so simple that it just shows off her cleavage or is it low cut so that her areola are peeling out?

>> No.19980916

How does it feel like to be hugged by a Wurm?

>> No.19980922

>>19980916
squeezy.

>> No.19980925

>>19980862
A devout nun who has never had an impure thought suddenly being turned into a Dark Priest who prays to an heretical god everyday while having immoral sex is top tier boner material, so is a bitchy boss being turned into a submissive species.

>> No.19980929

>>19980916
Hard on the outside and squishy inside.

>> No.19980943

>>19980916
Feels kind of dumb!

>> No.19980947
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>>19980916
SOFT

>> No.19980968

>>19980891
Depends on the onii-san. If it was me, it'd be a simple design with a bow in the middle that still lifted and separated. Gotta do the important stuff.

>> No.19980971

>>19980929
>She's hard and on the outside
>You're squishy and on the inside
Pottery.

>> No.19980976

>>19980916
You know that feeling when the nurse uses a sphygmomanometer to check your blood pressure?

>> No.19980977

>>19980968
True.
I'd probably opt for lewd, open and showing so others can see how positively huge her bust is

>> No.19980980

>>19980976
>sphygmomanometer
Is that what they actually call it?

>> No.19980995

>>19980980
Yes. I wonder how many times that took to spell right?

>>19980977
>She has to change for PE
>People are already well aware of her gigantic bust, but then she takes off her shirt and that thing comes out
Oh, geeze. Guess she'd need a sports bra, too.

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>> No.19981006
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>>19980862
>>19980925

Gonna corrupt the local bitchy shrine maiden. Gonna make her into a bitchy monster girl and my wife.

>> No.19981015

>>19981003
Offprofile Dormouse art? Good shit.

Feels like there's been an increase in this sort of thing recently.

>> No.19981027

>>19980916
Intense love

>> No.19981076

>>19981006
>Expect shirohebi
>get a bitch medusa insted
>she still verbally abuses you and bullies the other girls, but now also willingly sucks your cock and swallows everything despite telling you that you cum too much
Eh, it's a living.

>> No.19981079

>>19981003
While Dormice in cute pajamas are hard to resist, Dormice who sleep in the nude are impossible to resist.
Blonde hair looks good but I don't think any hair color can beat jet black like the one on a book cover KC drew.

>>19981006
She'd most likely corrupt into a snake or a fox, either way you're getting yourself into trouble.

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>>19981079

>> No.19981097

>>19981076
>>19981079
>She'd most likely corrupt into a snake or a fox, either way you're getting yourself into trouble.

The things you do for love. Gonna be her hopeless, but loving husband

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>>19981088
More thread related I suppose

>> No.19981102

>>19981099
Priestess cows who are blessed by the god of fertility are for spoiling and giving many tributes.

>> No.19981123

>>19981099
Cows make everything better.

>> No.19981125

>>19981006
man
hatater draws such a good bodies

>> No.19981129

>>19981099
Reimoo.

>> No.19981130

Going to bed as the little spoon with my tall waifu only to wake up as the big spoon.

>> No.19981136

>>19981099
>>19981123
>>19981129
I have also seen a Reimu snek one, but I don't have it.

>> No.19981139

>>19980995
Can one make a lewd sports bra?

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>>19981136

>> No.19981151

>>19981139
Sports bras are inherently lewd if you have patrician taste. If you're trying hard you can use some sheer panels and sprinkle in a bit of underboob, though.

>> No.19981164

>>19981139
Trick question, all sport bras are lewd.

>>19981151
Underboob is for tall monster girls. What good is an underboob you can't see because she's too short?

>> No.19981165

>>19981146
Thanks

>> No.19981176

>>19981164
>He thinks the underboob becomes irrelevant just because she's short
You have much to learn, grasshopper. Think of it like an upskirt, but with boobs. It doesn't need to be in your face constantly.

>> No.19981183

>>19981164
Standing paizuri hole

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>> No.19981214
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>>19977983

Chemise, bloomers, corset, and some layered petticoats.

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Best snek.

>> No.19981228

>>19977743
Frankly it's shit

>> No.19981238

>>19981228
Can you elaborate?

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SELECT YOUR ONI

>> No.19981262

>>19981252
Bottom left seems like a bro.

>> No.19981269

>>19981252
>4onis
>none of them with lickable muscles

>> No.19981304

>>19980848
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

>> No.19981325
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>>19981252
>>19981269
This is how a true Oni looks like

>> No.19981331
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>>19981252

>> No.19981343

>>19981252
Onis need at least one of three things: class, muscle or size
I'll take the bottom right since she has class, but I'm seriously disappointed by the lack of muscle and size.
Cute loli onis are exempt from the above rule.

>>19981325
That's too far. Such manly muscles are worthless and actually a detriment, monster girls need womanly muscles.

>> No.19981353

>>19981194
Looks like a great place to stick my face, provided the jewelry and such is removed first

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>>19980372
>>19980421
no :3

>> No.19981406

>>19981400
Leave.

>> No.19981435

>>19981393
gonna fluff her feathers

>> No.19981440

>>19981252
>OL Oni
All of my yes

>> No.19981472

>>19981252
I want the bottom left to be my childhood friend.
I want bottom right to be my mom.
I want top right to be my big sister.
I want top left to go bug someone else.

>> No.19981546

>>19981238
Sure, but am I gonna?

>> No.19981548

>>19981546
I'd highly appreciate it if you did

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Awoo!

>> No.19981590

>>19981146
>Bitchy shrine maiden wife struggling with her new monster body
>Is really grumpy
>gives a defeated sigh before telling you she is going to bed early
>really wild sex ensues

That's the life

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>>19981580

>> No.19981642

>>19981353
But would you pleasure her pussy with your tongue?

>> No.19981651

Break a fairy's innocence

>> No.19981655

>>19981651
Break yourself.

>> No.19981658

>>19981642
She wouldn't even need to ask.

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Antlers.

>> No.19981677

>>19980236
>maternal instincts kick in
>she starts grabbing any loli she sees
>come home everyday to your wife tending to a new group of terrified sabbath members

>> No.19981690

>>19981675
Easiest handlebars

>> No.19981695

>>19981677
You may want to resolve that situation quickly, unless you entertain the idea of coming home one day to find your rape spider much smaller than usual.

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>>19981690
Horns are easier.

>> No.19981760

>>19980565
what kind of people does she arrest?

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>> No.19981770

>>19981762
I want a stern kiki

>> No.19981782
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i want a double pervert shog!

>> No.19981801

>>19981760
Usually men being single without a Bachelor License.

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>>19981782
What kind of perversion are we talking about?

>> No.19981837

>>19981725
Too big. Snakes should not tread on the realms of bovines.

>> No.19981843

>>19981815
every time i use something she made it has breasts or a clitoris somewhere on it

>> No.19981882

>>19981762
Well I watch you when you touch yourself

>> No.19981885

>>19981762
>MGC single men and virgin registry

Spooky

>> No.19981886

>>19981658
This is a man of principle.

>> No.19981890

>>19981885
>tfw unregistered single virgin

>> No.19981894

>>19981762
I want to make a loli Kiki deepthroat my dick even though it looks way too big for her!

>> No.19981897

>>19981890
Better go off the grid.

>> No.19981910

>>19981890
You might become a victim of the black market that way. The registry might be a bit overbearing, but it is safer.

>> No.19981912

>>19981801
>>19981885
MG Britain was a mistake.

>> No.19981917

>>19981762
Yeah? You wanna wrap those fries around this shake?

>>19981885
Remember, registration is always the first step before confiscation.

>>19981695
>Jumping rape spiders
Please no. I can't handle that much cute or a pelvis thrashing that compact.

>> No.19981928

>>19981912
Lilith save the queen 2bh

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>>19979809
Holst lolis allow for a lot of imagination if you know what I mean.

>> No.19981959

>>19981946
Give me one good reason not to impregnate a loli cow with triplets or more

>> No.19981975

>>19981937
>Posting the old, unfixed version
Why do you do this anon?

>> No.19981976

>>19981959
There is none.
Keep her full with a herd

>> No.19981977

>>19981959
A loli pregnant with triplets would look weird.

>> No.19981989

>>19981912
The wizard should fix that.

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>>19981946
Disgusting.

>> No.19982009

>>19981989
I think he's at least partially responsible for that mess.

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>> No.19982033

>>19982016
Lilims are for tying tightly and sitting them on your cock, while you oil up their breasts from behind.

>> No.19982035

>>19981991
>Anon tricks a Baphomet into drinking an oppai potion
>She punishes him by giving to the flattest, lewdest, most rapey Witch of her branch
>He proceeds to give her an oppai potion too
Can't beat the tits.

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>>19982035

>> No.19982057

>>19982035
This Anon has everything needed to be a wizard except for a knowledge or magic. He is part of an organization in which magic would be easy to learn. There will be milk.

>> No.19982066

I want to collaborate with the Lilim occupational government of my country

>> No.19982075

>>19982066
Even the most organised of extremists wouldn't set up a government in human land. They'd just corrupt everyone and let them do as they please which will obviously involve a lot of sex.
Now if a Lilim was particularly haughty and loved to rule then it would be another story.

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>> No.19982088

>>19982075
Pretty sure they would set up some form of government after a while. Or I guess it would just be continuation of the old government/state apparatus in a way depending on its quality

>> No.19982089

>>19982009
We need monsters to fuck the British goverment.

>> No.19982099
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>>19982057
>This Anon has everything needed to be a wizard except for a knowledge or magic.
...so, nothing.

>> No.19982101

>>19982088
Fallen bride is somewhat canon and there all they did was put appoint the princess as queen and ruler then have Druella govern in the shadows. That's a radical example since Lescatie was a huge mess and Druella is a notorious extremist, most scenarios would be much tamer.

>> No.19982122

Am I pretty?

>> No.19982125

>>19982099
Aptitude, Anon, aptitude. He already has no sense of right and wrong and that's half the battle.

>> No.19982138

>>19982101
Going to "open the gates" and so on for them at least

>> No.19982142

>>19982125
You're thinking of sorcerers.

>> No.19982144

Reminder that basic spell have uses in sex
Like magic heating hands to make ice queens tingle when you massage then

>> No.19982150

>>19982085
Heck pup getting snuggled

>> No.19982153

>>19982142
I'm not, you're just either not memeing hard enough or understand what I'm saying.

>> No.19982177
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>>19982144
>You will never fist an ice queen with your hot hands technique and watching as she melts from the pleasure.
>For the only time in your life, you hear her mumble "Oh Daddy." as you pull out of her.

>> No.19982184

>>19982177
>Only
You mean first? Because I'd at least have to find out how that works on her butt, too.

>> No.19982186

>>19982177
We need lewds of this. Somebody get on this.

>> No.19982208
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>>19982101
I want to be Druella's daki!

>> No.19982223

>>19982208
It might sound pleasant but it'd be torture. Her soft warm body pressing against you as well as the insane amount of mana she's release would give you the most painful of boner, meanwhile she'd just be there happily hugging you and drifting to sleep.

>> No.19982238

>>19982223
Just put it in and let her milk you to sleep in her sleep. She's a lilim, it'd work.

>> No.19982245

>>19982208
I want a MG who can't sleep without her daki.

>> No.19982295
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19982295

Real dead hours.

>> No.19982297
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>>19982245
Once you get married, you are her daki

>> No.19982310
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>>19982297
I wanna be a Yeti's daki

>> No.19982320

>>19982295
I'd enjoy a wight maid.

>> No.19982321
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19982321

>>19982295
Undead in swimsuits.
I would live in an undead demon realm without hesitation. Too many cuties.

>> No.19982334

>>19982295
Slow Saturdays are best saturdays

>> No.19982347

>>19982223
>>19982238
Anything for a goddess like her

>> No.19982351

>>19982310
Thousands of Yetis go to sleep at night without a dakimakura pillow, the Whitehorns Against Remorseful Monsters organization aims to give every monster in need a warm pillow to hug at night, please donate to your local reindeers

>> No.19982379
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>>19979479
The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.19982393

>>19982245
>>19982297
>>19982310
I wanna be an eel's daki.

>> No.19982401

>>19982321
is staying with a wisp in her cage forever also hyperbole?

>> No.19982426

>>19982295
Can undead get tanlines?

>> No.19982429

>>19982401
Yes.
She allows you to leave the cage from time to time to pee and whatnot.

>> No.19982434

>>19982321
We need more art of Wisps with that kind of hairstyle. It's absolutely adorable.

>> No.19982443
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>>19982393
MGs cuddling dakis are always nice
I wish there were more pictures of them.

>> No.19982446

>>19982429
Why would I need to pee if I’m dead?

>> No.19982455

>>19982446
Pee privileges are only a thing while you're not dead. Be happy that you have them while you still do.

>> No.19982456
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19982456

What is going on here? I don’t understand it.

>> No.19982461

>>19982456
A Nightmare got drunk, then invaded an Anon's peaceful dream.

Because she's inebriated, Dream Horse can't really control her dream-shaping powers. So there's no subtlety and as the greentext went, the dream will start collapsing in on itself.

>> No.19982464

What kind of glasses look best on a succubus?

Please note they will be violet in color.

>> No.19982469

>>19982464
Cat-eye glasses. Those with the rounded upper outer corners

>> No.19982496

Is it possible to give consent, or is all sex rape now?

>> No.19982498

If an owl mage rotates her head 180 degrees to look at you while you're taking her doggy style, would it be hot or a boner killer?

>> No.19982507

>>19982498
Depends on wether she’s creepy about it or not. Exorcist style is no good, but if she gradually does it, it would be fine.

>> No.19982508

>>19982498
I kiss her.

>> No.19982516

>>19982508
This is the correct answer, but I'd probably boop her nose first. I wonder what it's like to have sex with her evilneye on, though. It's gotta feel weird.

>> No.19982535

>>19982498
well there is that one guy out there that once gave himself an impossible to fulfill fetish during a marijuana fueled fap season. He set up a psuedo sex doll with a pillow, onahole, and tablet so it was like he was doing a woman in missionary position. He was watching porn and pumping away when it cut to a doggy-style scene and in his drug-fueled fap came to that. As a result, he got a completely unsatisfiable fetish. There's a greentext of it somewhere but I have no idea where you'd find it.

So if one moron can get off to it, then the depths of depravity capable by humanity shouldn't be hard to imagine.

>> No.19982544

>>19982516
Probably very trancelike.

>> No.19982564

>>19982544
Damn, that sounds super comfy. A prone bone like that under the covers... I need it. Owl mage just jumped up a tier.

>> No.19982583

>>19982535
Talk about unlocking parts of the brain

>> No.19982594

I want a shog to notice i'm tired and become a smiley pillow that follows me around until i lay on it.

>> No.19982606

>>19982564
Just imagine not being able to focus on anything but her, her soft plumage, her beautiful body, and the pleasure she’s giving you. I hate it. I hate feeling zoned out or unfocused.

>> No.19982607

>>19982606
>spoiler
retard

>> No.19982616

>>19982496
Everything is consent to MGs.

>> No.19982618

>>19982606
Sounds like heaven to me. Her guiding your hands and hooting words of encouragement while you zone out and pursue nothing but your own pleasure using her body, wrapped in the warm embrace of a woman who loves you. I enjoy the feeling greatly, myself, so long as it's situationally appropriate and I can snap back when I need to.

>> No.19982620 [SPOILER] 
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>>19982583
Lewd.

>> No.19982631
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>>19982401
I like to think it is, but it's just my opinion. I figure you could Mamano mana the cage into a small charm or something, so she could carry it around on dates and such. Then when she needs a fast ride or a place to get jiggy, she can transform the cage back at a whim.
I base this on where the profile says they try to outdo couples they see around town. It would be difficult to carry a Wisp around on my shoulders with a cage attached.
>>19982434
I'm a hime-cut guy myself, but she does indeed rock that short hair really well.

>> No.19982646

>>19982631
>It would be difficult to carry a Wisp around on my shoulders with a cage attached.
That's why their cages are self-propelled.

>> No.19982663

>>19982631
>>19982646
would wisps compete with wocks?

>> No.19982669

>>19982646
Well yeah but I meant as far as cute date things go, a cage would be a little cumbersome. Can't sneak that into the movies for instance, what with the burning fire and all.

>> No.19982673

>>19982663
What would they compete over? I'm having trouble drawing a connection.

>> No.19982678

>>19982663
Over who can be the lewdest couple with their husbands? It would be a difficult stand-off. Hard to say who comes out on top.

>> No.19982696
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>Latest Comic Unreal issue has two mermaid stories back-to-back
It's like Christmas for mermaidfags.

>> No.19982708

>>19982678
>Hard to say who comes out on top.
Certainly not their husbands, that's for sure.

>> No.19982713

>>19982673
They like to be the lewdest just like wocks.

>> No.19982732

>>19982713
They want to be, but can't because wocks are just too strong.

>> No.19982753 [SPOILER] 
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19982753

I want a loli mermaid wife!

>> No.19982769

>>19982732
>Wisp loses out to the Wock in lewdness
>Gets intensely jealous
>She locks her husband in her cage and rapes him for a week straight

If you see a Wisp light that's brighter than the others this is probably the reason

>> No.19982830

>>19982713
>>19982732
I don't think I've ever seen wocks portrayed as actually being lewd.
Like everyone rants and raves about them being the lewdest, but nobody wants to actually touch it and we just get a bunch of /e/ stuff forever.

Your average Mad Hatter discussion is more lewd than them.

>> No.19982841

>>19982753
Isn't that his daughter?

>> No.19982843

>>19982830
Yeah, people often prefer just the comfy lewds for most of the girls and for wock their main focus seems to be just horny olders sister type.

>> No.19982878

>>19982830
It's a little too easy for Wonderland to turn into /d/.

>> No.19982881

>>19982830
I prefer to think of my wock as a big tsundere who acts uninterested but can't help being extremely lewd once her switch is flipped.

>> No.19982886

>>19982841
yes

>> No.19982933

Anyone know some good research material for detailing sword fights?

>> No.19982944

I'm curious, do you guys support any monster girl artists on patron?
With KC getting a patron I wanted to know how many here do support MGE artist and the like.

>> No.19982953

>>19982944
Nah, fuck the bastard.

>> No.19982962

>>19982944
If I wasn't a poorfag I would "support" them by commissions.

>> No.19982970

>>19982962
I'd consider that support thing them. Just in a business sense.
What were you planing on commissioning if you could?

>>19982953
Well I guess that answers that.

>> No.19982971

>>19982944
i already support 2 artists and I'd support KC too but i dont have any income right now

>> No.19982975

>>19982970
Art of girls I like with almost no content, probably.

>> No.19983006

>Ask artist a question in a DM on discord
>They go offline right after that
Oh...

>> No.19983035
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19983035

>Aggressive species such as arachne or manticore that are known to assault travelers

What if the guy is seriously injured or on the point of starvation? Do they drop the sadism? Do they drop it just long enough to save him and then turn it back on again? Does he get a free pass?

>> No.19983049

>>19983035
Probably just save him and then rape him when he's better as repayment.

>> No.19983053

>>19983035
That picture makes me want to vomit.

>> No.19983056

>>19983035
Couldn't they just rape him until he's better? MAMONO MANA is a hell of a drug.

>> No.19983069

>>19982975
Well, what girl would that be?

>> No.19983119

>>19983035
I like to think a dragon or manticore would grab an unwary sea bishop and enlist their flustered help for healing magic and followup shotgun marriage.
Sometimes they grab a merrow and ask questions later, though.

>> No.19983123

>>19983119
>”You’re the fish with the silly hat, fix my future husband.”

>> No.19983177

>>19982933
http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/guide-to-literary-agents/5-essential-tips-for-writing-killer-fight-scenes
https://www.standoutbooks.com/heres-how-to-write-a-damn-good-fight-scene/
https://kingdompen.org/writing-realistic-sword-fights/
http://www.thortrains.com/getright/Medieval%20Combat.htm
https://www.selfdefenseguides.info/kenjutsu/itto-ryo-dan.html

I apologize for the link dumps but that's about all I can offer you, since you asked politely. One thing that I would suggest to keep in mind, especially if you decide to pursue Japanese Kenjutsu is that Samurai, ironically, were historically trained in more than just one fucking weapon ( LE TEN GORILLION TIMES FOLDED KATANA ). It'd greatly benefit the fight scene to not entirely revolve around stereotypical Hollywood and Japanese cinema shit like the Iaijutsu duels you see.

Just my two cents. Cheers.

>> No.19983226

>>19983069
The panda and bat girls, for example.

>> No.19983241

>>19983119
>sea bishop
I thought they only worked for ocean-dwelling MGs tho.

>> No.19983250

>>19983006
Could be a case of bad timing, usually had good luck asking questions via DM.

>> No.19983266

>>19983241
It'll probably work. Not that they'll need to breathe underwater much but it's nice to have your options open.

>> No.19983275
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>> No.19983279

>>19983250
>Could be a case of bad timing
That's what I'm thinking. What I asked wasn't anything strange or anything. So I hope I get a response tomorrow.
DMs in general tend to be a fairly reliable way to get in contact with artists.

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>>19983177
Thank you so much, anon. In the coming story I'll make sure you aren't disappointed. For your help I'll write a short story after I'm done involving any girl of your choosing.

>> No.19983305

Post dragons

>> No.19983311
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>>19983305
As you wish.

>> No.19983313
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>>19983305

>> No.19983319

>>19983313
Stupid idiot lizard.

>> No.19983324

>>19983275
That's one lucky guy

>> No.19983327
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>>19983319

>> No.19983331
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>>19983305

>> No.19983336

>>19983327
Worst girl

>> No.19983341
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19983341

>>19983336
No bulli.

>> No.19983349

>>19983341
Bully all day every day

>> No.19983355
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>>19983349
Only for marriage.

>> No.19983374

>>19983313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNC-f4YZ5U

>> No.19983377

>>19983319
>>19983336
>>19983341
i want to marry a stupid lizard

>> No.19983385

>>19983374
And suddenly, I'm in the mood for Castlevania Bloodlines.

>> No.19983393
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19983393

Anyone know of any artists open who do design work for 80 or less? Picture may be related, got a list to work through and haven't decided yet.

>> No.19983411
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>>19983377

>> No.19983418

>>19983313
>>19983327
Liz is for lewd, love, and babies!

>> No.19983435 [SPOILER] 
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19983435

The all-powerful lilim everyone.

>> No.19983436

I have returned from a weeklong bowsette bender.
It's nice to be back in comfy homelands.

>> No.19983447

>>19983411
Disabled guy x monster would be ultimate healing.

>> No.19983455
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>>19983418
Her older self is superior.

>> No.19983461

>>19983411
>"UWaah! Get away from my husband!" THWAK
>Your blind lizardwoman wife is swinging her cane into a lamppost

>> No.19983483

What would a Dragon Zombie's reaction be to getting her pussy eaten?

>> No.19983487

>>19983455
Why not both?
NP5, bond 10 on JP and NA
I am the idol master

>> No.19983491

>>19983455
Not gonna lie, if she wanted to do blood play I wouldn't even try to stop her.

>> No.19983518
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19983518

Pear-shaped birbs.

>> No.19983539
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>> No.19983542
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>>19982944
I support a couple of artists. but it's mostly for the draw rewards.
It's nice just kind of having a few pictures on lock down every month without having to think about which artist I want. It's just hard to come up with ideas for them.
I support KC's patreon too, it just kind of feels right considering how much I've enjoyed MGE over the years.

>> No.19983551

>>19983447
Yeah, also monster girl healing a war veteran with ptsd is great

>> No.19983558

>>19983411
muh heart

>> No.19983565

>>19983483
her knees would give and she would accept the attention

>> No.19983566

>>19983539
How suspicious, I just saw this posted on another part of the site.

>> No.19983571
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>>19983447
>>19983551
I remember there was a good story someone wrote about a lonely gangster hellhound who bought virgin slave shota who had been blinded by the slavers.

She ended up not fucking his brains out and it was a nice healing love story.

Until he was raped by a rival gang member and the hellhound brutally killed her

The loving healing sex after was nice though.

>> No.19983578

>>19983518
I want my birb bottoms BEEG

>> No.19983585
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19983585

>You will never get to be with your waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgkoiFwI5eM

>> No.19983588

>>19983571
>Collar
What kind of gifts would your wife love to receive from you?

>> No.19983597
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>>19977736
Now don't you worry folks. Pic related is clearly a Dhampir being a double agent infiltrating a rather extreme and imperialistic sect and branch of The Order in which she'll secretively corrupt higher-up officials such as sneaking in Prisoner Fruits into their meals and drinks.

>> No.19983598

>>19983571
Been a while since I've read this.
https://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt

>> No.19983600

>>19983435
Her sisters are better
Laila is better

>> No.19983604

>>19983571
Man that was a hard read. At least the manticore got to live on as a ghost.

>> No.19983605

>>19983597
Fuck off.

>> No.19983614
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>>19983600
Who the fuck is Laila?

>> No.19983628

>>19983614
DA steelim
As in "coldsteel tier" DA oc

>> No.19983630

>>19983628
I don't follow.

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>>19983305
Foolish Mortal.

>> No.19983640

>>19983630
>>19983614
Go away you retard.

>> No.19983647

>>19983630
You know how deviant art is known for shit OCs?
Laila is an lilim OC from there

>> No.19983648

>>19983640
I'm serious, I have no idea who that is.

>> No.19983652

>>19983518
Egg-laying hips!

>> No.19983653

>>19983648
I don't care. If you want to look at trash art go to /monster/

>> No.19983674

>>19983647
Oooooooooooooooooh, the DA had me confused. I don't see deviant art mentioned much these days so I didn't recognize the abbreviation.

>> No.19983675

Which would make for a better spider girl?
An OL Christmas Cake or JK Senpai

>> No.19983686

>>19983675
OL>>>J*

>> No.19983756
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>>19977736
Pictured is a "Holy" monster girl/angel, servant of the Chief God and Order Pantheon being fueled by the butthurt of Humanity-Fuck-Yeah and Paladin fags while hunting down a """Heretic"""

>> No.19983761

>>19983756
What a cutie. I want to ask her to be my wife.

>> No.19983767
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19983767

>>19983756
Pixiv tags say that's a Dark Valkyrie.

>> No.19983783

>>19983756
She's got rape in her eyes

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19983794

>>19983783
delet

>> No.19983799

>>19983783
Is it really rape if it's an angel?

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>> No.19983823

>>19983799
No

>> No.19983834
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19983834

Run as administrator?

>> No.19983835

>>19983783
She's got rape in a lot more than just her eyes.

>> No.19983840

>>19983652
i want a front row seat to watch egg layers in action!

>> No.19983846

>>19983834
[Yes]
My desktop needs cleaned and I don't feel like doing it.

>> No.19983851

>>19983435
I should've probably at least changed filenames before sharing the folder.

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>>19977736
So after a late-late night of weekend gaming that results in Red Eye, slept and had a dream of a Monstergirl/Mamono version of Doom, as in it was literally the concept of Doom except its Mamono-centric where you're a powerful type of monstergirl going /ripandtear/ on humies, except the Rip and Tear'ing involves Demon Realm Silver.

>Monstergirl Encyclopedia-tier Mamono see Doom and decide to make their own "improved' version of it
>Be a powerful type of monstergirl like a Dragon, or a Higher Demon Girl, or Lilim
>Go around "Ripping and Tearing" through hordes of not!Christianity-themed knights-in-shining-armor and paladins
>The Ripping and Tearing is you stabbing, hacking, slashing, maiming, slicing and cutting with your Demon Realm Silver Sword/Demon Realm Silver Weapon(s) and of course anyone who knows their Monstergirl Encyclopedia Lore knows that Demon Realm Silver weapons don't kill they just incapacitate people into slight horniness
>And every "killed" and defeated enemy human male gets sucked into some Demon portal pulled away by a mamono into a mamono realm as a way of "getting rid of enemy bodies that will slow down the game's frame rates"
>You essentially help out in a monstergirl invasion and monsterization efforts as you Demon Realm Silver'd and corrupt humans into mamono side
>Oh and apparently in my dream/vision the Mamono-centric version of Doom still has the same OST of Doom 2016, so just imagine playing what I described with tunes like this involving mamono girls:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

>Basically it's also Monstergirl/Demon Realm Propaganda in the form of a video game that is likely made by Gremlin Videogame makes

So yeah, go on and add on it /jp/. And ofcourse, would you play it?

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>>19983861
Someone needs to make a total conversion mod with this.

>> No.19983887

>>19983861
I had a dream the other day about a videogame where you play a human Hero and killed monstergirls, but if you lost it turned into a VN where you played out the rest of the game as daily life with your new monster wife. So you had to kill the slimes and rats and stuff to get to a dragon or baph or whatever.

But here was the best part.

If you lost the to the Large Mouse first enemy, another stronger monster would steal you away from her during the VN route. And the only way to get her happy end was to get a New Game+ after you defeat the lilim final boss where you get some equipment to power her up until she's strong enough to take on a dragon and win. And then you get the cute Mouse Knight family as a secret ending.

>> No.19983888

>>19983840
Bird-Watching but with Harpies.

Watch all the different variants and sub-species while they're in their natural habitat!

>> No.19983895

>>19983834
Will she sweep up all those cookies and pesky malware?

>> No.19983917

>>19983834
I want an overly tall, pudgy kiki maid that enjoys being called cute.
Because she is.

>> No.19983919

>>19983888
I'm gonna marry an owl so i can watch her lay one up close!

>> No.19983940

I want to use a fairy as a condom as I penetrate a dark angel.

>> No.19983953

>>19983940
Would you push the fairy off while she's stuck inside the dark angel's pussy after you're finished so that the fairy is stuck inside?

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>>19983940
>>19983953
>unbirthing

>> No.19983971

>>19983953
Nah anon, pretty sure she can crawl out of it since it will become loose.
She has to remain stuck to me so she would be unable to move.

>> No.19983980

>>19983872
Source of artist please?

>> No.19983982

>>19983971
She can't crawl out if you put a plug up there!

>> No.19983990

>>19983982
G-GENIUS!

>> No.19983991

>>19983980
It's in the filename dumbass.

>> No.19983992

>>19983980
>Source of artist
>When it's on the filename
>And on the picture itself

>> No.19983998

>>19983990
>>>/d/

>> No.19984018
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Which one do you prefer?

>> No.19984047

>>19984018
1, the conservative choice. 3 is a hussy!!!

>> No.19984056

>>19984018
Saddles on centaurs are hyper lewd, but I think she looks better as a teacher/librarian/similar archtype than an adventurer, so 1. Maybe she breaks out 3 to remember her youth every once in a while.

>> No.19984057

>>19984018
3. Easy access to firearms is paramount

>> No.19984070

>>19984018
Didn’t you already get one of these?

>> No.19984077

>>19984047
All Centaurs are secretly hussies! Even that seemingly prude acting one in the heavy plate and gaudy renaissance dressings! She's packing a chest that could make a Holst gasp under that gorget!

>> No.19984082

>>19984018
Dirndl!

>> No.19984085
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>>19984077
Delete this.

>> No.19984089

>>19984077
>Stableboy anon catches a glimpse of Bella Cavilere preparing for the parade
>Her XXXL underbra is straining to clasp as she grunts and mutters under her breath
>Seni enomri!!!

>> No.19984092

>>19984085
Fuck off retard.

>> No.19984095

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that the best place for your monster girl body guard to be is in your bed.
Its easier to keep you safe with her being in there.

>> No.19984106

>>19984095
>Have ten foot tall Golem bodyguard
>Awkwardly laying next to her as she kuu stares at the ceiling, unneeding and incapable of sleep
>She takes up the majority of the bed as it groans and creaks under her
Uh, is it working?

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>>19984095
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.19984109

>>19984106
Yes.
You are within optimal guarding distance.

>> No.19984117

>>19984095
Ochimusha sure look guilty when they give this explanation, but I can't imagine why.

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>>19983861
>>19983872
>pro-MGE Doom game

You think its possible you'd likely also play as some Anime-Bishonen-tier cute boy Incubus too?

>> No.19984123

>>19984108
Shush, bodyguard chuffs help you sleep.

>>19984117
No reason, you're imagining things.

>> No.19984125

>>19984106
>ten foot
Faggot.

>> No.19984132

>>19984092
Not him but calm down

>> No.19984135

>>19984109
>Awkwardly lay there pressed against her side, nestled against her torso, armpit, and rook-like forearm
>bed awkwardly groans and finally pathetically cracks in the middle, thumping us both to the floor
>"There has been an incident, master. Would you like me to inspect structural damage?"
Huh. Well uh, alright then!

>> No.19984143

>>19984125
>>19984092
Oh wow I didn't miss this shit

>> No.19984148

>>19984135
See? An event has occurred and she was there to quickly respond!

A perfect plan.

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How's it going fellow writefags? You guys still fighting the good fight?

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Is this heaven or hell?

>> No.19984180

>>19984172
>Your wife and daughter are getting just a bit too touchy with you at the same time.

It's Purgatory.

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>> No.19984189

>>19984180
Make it my wife and her mother and I'm set.

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>>19984172
Could be either, but first: she'll light up a candle and show you the way. There voices down the corridor and thought you heard them say:

>> No.19984196

>>19984189
>NTRing your father in law.

>> No.19984197

>>19984154
Just waiting for my dick and brain to align to finish some pharaoh lewds. So... Yes? It feels like combat in a Russian winter, though.

>> No.19984199

>>19984189
>cucking your father-in-law
Disgraceful

>> No.19984201

>>19984196
>not being your own father-in-law

>> No.19984204

>>19984196
He left while they were still human so it's okay.

>> No.19984208

>>19984172
Lets rock

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>>19984197
So long, drawn-out, and with a chance of special forces Kikis?

>> No.19984219

>>19984154
Stalled for months at around 12 000 words, unfortunately. There's just no time anymore.

>> No.19984228

>>19984213
Yes. I'm also fighting a war on like three fronts, and I don't even get a spiffy uniform.

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>>19984204

>> No.19984238

>>19984233
Well, not okay but you know what I mean. At least now they have someone who will never let them go.

>> No.19984244

>>19984204
>Waifu has Daddy issues
>Her mother is super clingy because she's scared you'll leave them too.

It's all the benefits of daughteru dicking without any of the degeneracy.

>> No.19984248

>>19984148
Huh. Well alright then.


...Guess it could be worse.

>> No.19984266

>>19984244
It's the best way to go if you like oyakodon.

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>> No.19984282

>>19984244
>>19984266
Oh man, this has the potential to be super hot.
>Be sleeping over at your waifu's house
>She and her mother both monsterized to the same species after her sleezy father left them long ago
>You're in the bedroom getting kinky with your waifu, straddled on her ass as her arms are tied up and she's moaning 'daddy' at you
>Thats when you hear a noise at the door and turn to see her mother, embarrassed at being caught, fingering herself as she peeks in the room
What species? And do you ask her to come in?

>> No.19984287

>>19984282
>she's moaning 'daddy' at you
This is the only part that's a turn off but I find myself thinking of this scenario quite a bit, often with a werewolf duo. Other cases involve a species like salamander where her mothers gets horny just by watching me and her daughter fight.

>> No.19984300

>>19984275
I call shenanigans.

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>>19984282
Well obviously Cheshire's since making one of those cheeky buggers squeal after being so smug earlier is my fucking fetish and you know damn well I'm letting momma cat in on the action.

>> No.19984316

>>19984308
Now would you want momma cat to be ashamed and submissive at first, or for her to just go for it and unload her years and years and years of pent up unsatisfied sexual need?

>> No.19984325

>>19984282
Unicorn. Think about for a second. The degeneracy would never end.

>> No.19984333

>>19984325
Ooou baby. Imagine finally crossing that line and watching daughter unicorn timidly start making out with mother unicorn as you tease their pussies from behind, each time their lips break away their eyes are darker, lips are puffier, and their haircolor gets darker and darker. Gat damn!

>> No.19984338

>>19984325
I want an Automaton Unicorn.

A Unicron if you will.

>> No.19984340

>>19984333
>daughter unicorn timidly start making out with mother unicorn as you tease their pussies from behind
Even with the dual-pussy setup, this seems kinda difficult.

>> No.19984342

>>19984333
>>19984325
>Haaah- we should find anon m-more girls, shouldn't we sweetie?
>Mmmnh- yes... we should- we should help anon s-share his love more-
>T-that way, he'll never be tempted to leave, will you anon? You won't walk out on us because we'll bring the girls to you!
>Y-yes! Oooh gosh... we'll bring anon so many girls he won't even have time to leave from all the fucking he'll be doing!
Alright I'm fucking into it

>> No.19984346

>>19984340
You got two hands, they still have backsides. What's the issue?

>> No.19984358

>>19984340
With dual pussies and arms that aren't attached to a manlet you should be fine.

>>19984342
The desperation here is perfect.

>> No.19984370

>>19984316
Personally, apprehensive at first. But finally just saying fuck it, slamming her tongue down my throat, and ramming her hips down on my shaft like it's the gates of Gonder.

>> No.19984379

>>19984340
>>19984342
>Wife left the husband because he was a cheating bastard
>Transforms into a unicorn who then gets corrupted into a bicorn
I'd write a book about it.

>> No.19984388

>>19984244
>>19984282
>>19984308
>>19984316
>>19984325
>>19984333
>>19984340
>>19984342
>>19984370
>>19984358
>>19984379

Why is it only when I'm already burnt out from working on other shit that this stuff comes up? It's not fair.

>> No.19984391

>>19984342
>Yanharem
Now there is some spicy meat-a-ball.
>tell your wives you’re gonna run to the mall real quick
>mothercorn panics and asks what it is you need while waifucorn sprints out of the room before returning with your newish Oni wife
>”Haaa, here Anon! Please fuck Oga here, s-she’s begging for your cock right this moment!”
>”Well actually I was watchin’ the game-“
>”There you are! Ooou, she looks so juicy doesn’t she Anon? Wouldn’t you rather fuck her juicy ass while mother runs to the mall to pick up those things you wanted?”
>”Y-yes! Please, and once you’re done with Oga, I’ll have a new girl ready for you! I-I’m sure I can find one that suits your taste at the mall, I’ll just let her be marked by your mana and bring her for you to break in h-hhaahahaha!”
>”Please just stay here and fuck more!”x2

>> No.19984398

>>19984379
There is a grand irony, but it's lost on my dick.

>>19984388
Because unlike the MGE, this universe is designed to make you UNhappy. Just catalog the idea for later. I half started this and I'm already done with bicorns for a while anyway, just go nuts when you're ready.

>> No.19984405

>>19984333
>>19984342
>>19984325
>>19984391
Holy fuck
You think they'd be really over-involved in your tastes and stuff? Like finding girls that are exaggeratedly to your preferences?

>> No.19984410

>>19984391
jesus

>> No.19984414

>>19984388
I always bring it up when oyakodon is mentioned, but it's hardly ever worked upon. Glad it got some attention at least now.

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>>19984391
okay, the desperation is actually starting to get hilarious.

>>19984398
Bit presumptuous of you to assume I'd do bicorns and not the truly degenerate option.

>> No.19984427

>>19984405
>>19984410
What if any other girl would be a distraction because only the two of them get me hard?

>> No.19984430

>>19984427
They are bicorns anon, they would make you hard before shoving a girl down your meatpole.

>> No.19984432

>>19984427
Oh anon, they're gonna be with you a loooong, long time if that's the case. Maybe with a de-taurification potion or twenty to help on space.

>> No.19984441

>>19984410
Now I find it kind of sad. I'd want the girls from the original scenario to be healed and not worry so much. Nice, wholesome security.

>> No.19984443

>>19984430
>shoving a girl down your meatpole.
Cock vore?

>> No.19984445

>>19984441
Yeah, maybe we went to far.

>> No.19984451

>>19984445
It works perfectly for bicorns, I'm just thinking of other species.

>> No.19984453

>>19984443
Anon please. I'm talking about wild sex while both mom and daughter lick you and the new addition to the group.

>> No.19984454

A random weird thought. What if I insert into a fairy and do a helicopter, would it be fun for her?

>> No.19984459

>>19984454
As fun as high-G centrifuge training can be.

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>>19984451
What about smoke hobos?

>> No.19984499

>>19984497
>mother monsterizes into a suave, aloof Nurahyion
>Deep down, she's actually quite self-conscious due to her previous rejection
I can see it.

>> No.19984513

>>19984499
Are you not seeing the sheer potential of having two wives that have built in harem gathering abilities only now it's twice as strong?

>> No.19984514

>>19984391
How would they feel if I asked them to rub their horns together when giving me a duo blowjob?

>> No.19984520

>>19984451
>human warrior strongly devoted to her lord, he never took much notice of her
>tries to give him a male heir, ends up having a daughter
>former lord abandons them, mother trains daughter with a sword as best she could
>both monsterize into ochimusha
>anon has to convince both he isn't going to get rid of them both, especially since the first time they were abandoned it was because of a lack of a male heir and now that is set in stone
>healing all around, since they convince him they will never abandon him either

>> No.19984522

>>19984513
Oh, I'm seein it. Imagine your house just strewn about with godly sexy monsters, just all over the place, all of them having been fucked by you.

>> No.19984531

Friendly reminder that the best kind of oyakodon is with your waifu and your biological daughteru.

>> No.19984534

>>19984520
>Walk into the courtyard
>Younger wife is standing there with a katana jammed through her chest all the way through
>AAAH.webm
>"Ah, hello aruji-dono. I was just training with mother. Sadly, I did not stand up to the challenge this time."
>"Daughter. Continue your meditation. Aruji-dono, I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Allow me to reclaim my honor."
>She quickly ritually stabs a different katana through her torso as comical amounts of blood spray out
>AAAAAH.wmv
New house rules! No impalement!

>> No.19984539

>>19984514
I think you'd see some blushing okayadon as they lick and slurp over your meatpole, twitching and moaning whenever their horns bump and scrape against one another and occasionally looking in each others eyes and sharing a quick drooling kiss before going back to town on your cock.
You know, if you're into that.

>> No.19984542

>>19984531
What about with your tomboy childhood friend and her mom?

>> No.19984547

>>19984531
I disagree. Wife and her mother is better than wife and her daughter, UNLESS its that one hentai ova where they both have enormous tits and there's milkplay involved. You know the one.

>> No.19984550

>>19984499
I imagine this one is actually kind of a dork in private, but puts on a chuu style hostess mask when it's party time. Her daughter, without the mother's insecurities, is just living it up, drinking and dancing when she's not fucking.

>> No.19984557

>>19984547
>You know the one.
boy do I.

>> No.19984558

>>19984531
Waifu/daughteru oyakodon is only good if you're being cucked by a man with a much larger cock, getting both of them to ahegao as he blasts his load into them and addicted to his dick, all while your waifu and daughteru are making fun of your pathetic cock.

>> No.19984565

>>19984550
>Wife-age Nura sloshes in the room with two wine bottles in each hand, laughing and tits spilling out of her dress after a fantastic night of debauchery while you lay on the couch with girls draped over you drunk and satisfied
>From the smokey corner of the room, a cool, dark voice like oiled leather oozes out
>"Kukukuku~ My my, daughter, so careless and unrefined."
>She stands, perfect in her flowing robes, and strides over to you on the couch while her daughter rolls her eyes and takes a swig of wine
>"Now then~ Everyone knows the hostess has fair claim on the final 'dance' of the night~ Allow me to bring to life your desires, husband~ Let me make youEEYAAE!"
>She jolts two feet in the air while clutching her rear, as her daughter is falling back laughing her face off, having yanked her mother's panties up in a nasty wedgie
>"Y-You!!!"

>> No.19984566

>>19984531
Seconded.

>> No.19984567

>>19984193
Welcome to the Hotel Cali-fur-nyaa?

>> No.19984569

>>19984565
What a dirty trick!

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>>19984567
What a lovely place, such a lovely face.

>> No.19984582

>>19983674
When you see DA shit just ignore it, it will go away eventually

>> No.19984584

>>19984574
pic unrelated

>> No.19984588

>>19984565
Adorkable.
I imagine she also has random 'mom' moments of overprotectiveness of her daughter.
>Having a sexy lewd poolparty, sitting in the shallow end with a gaggle of girls fawning over you
>Mother Nura is in a risque fancy swimsuit sitting in the shade looking all dark and sexy and stuff
>Suddenly, wife-age Nura runs out of the house in a colorful swimsuit, beers in hand, sprinting as she's being chased by some of her other spunky friends
>"S-Sweetie!!! No running on the wet pool ground! Honey! Honey stop, I don't want you to get hurt sweetie!!! N-No running!!!" in the most suburban concerned mother voice ever

>> No.19984592

Imagine being a random Farmer some kunoichi picks and subtly helping her subvert the state through the use of Marune's sabbath's products and farming methods.

>> No.19984599

>>19984565
>>19984588
>Mom gives slow, eye-locked blowjobs where she runs her tongue along every single inch and vein on your dick in a dim-lit room, swallows every drop and lets you see her swirl it around in her mouth before gulping it down
>Daughter gives peppy, sloppy, energetic blowjobs just right in the middle of the living room, tickling your balls and gleefully letting you spill all over her tits when you finish

>> No.19984601

>>19984588
>Her daughter's face when she uses the spit-covered Mom Finger to remove some of your semen from her face
Wait, what the hell? How did we wander so far away from the unicorns with these two?

>> No.19984606

>>19984567
God I hate that music.

>> No.19984608

>>19984601
there's this phenomenon called 'language' and 'conversation' where various topics can go in wildly different directions
Idk its cute

>> No.19984613

Who gets the bigger power-up: an Hinezumi during a martial art tournament or a Kikimora during the big Spring cleaning?

>> No.19984622
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>>19984613
A Succubus teaching a class of newly transformed MGs. The semen demon's burden is heavy.

>> No.19984623

>>19984613
Bicorn tying up and presenting the asses of both to you.

>> No.19984639

>>19984613
A Kiki during spring with a womb full of master’s cum and who has been headpatted for hours.

>> No.19984641

>>19984613
Is the hinezumis boyfriend watching the tournament?

>> No.19984650

>>19984623
>High level Bicorn goes around defeating monster girls and presenting them to her husband
I want her, especially if she fights with an oversized blunt weapon.

>>19984641
Of course and she promised him to win so they can use the prize money to open up a restaurant.

>> No.19984669

>>19984606
So you don’t like the Eagles. What about Journey? I hear that Khepris have a strange fascination with them.

>> No.19984699

What would you call the sex position where a lamia and her husband hug each other and her tail coils around them both? Would it be just a Lamia version of Lotus, or would it be something more?

>> No.19984704

>>19984669
>What about Journey?
Funny story. I ran into their producer at a grocery store in New Orleans once when I was a kid. And I was super embarrassed I had no idea who they were.

>> No.19984735

>>19984704
They always seemed like they would be chill guys. For how epic and dramatic Separate Ways is, the music video is campy fun. Anyway you want it is just the guy starting the song on a jukebox.

On topic, do you think Demons would use lyrics in their contracts? Imagine a strict demon getting pouty after hearing you laugh at her stipulation that you will never give her up, let her down, run her around, or desert her, nor will you make her cry, say goodbye to her, tell a lie to her, or hurt her?

>> No.19984753

>>19984735
I imagine some of them inserting poetry or famous lines in there too.

>> No.19984770

>>19984669
I like them a bit. It's just hotel california that makes me angrier than a mino who can only see red.

>> No.19984779

>>19984770
But red makes them horny anon

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>>19984497
Smoke Hobos are more powerful than they look! Be careful should you encounter one in your adventures!

>> No.19984815

>>19984802
Indeed, however, I've no need to fear. My childhood friend-turned wife assures me I won't have to worry about coming across one! She's always been by my side with a kind word and a puff on her cigarette holder!

>> No.19984816

>>19984802
>no Lolibaba smoke hobo that rides on your shoulders and casually discusses how she could easily get every other girl she sees in your bed

>> No.19984821

>>19984779
I want to tape a pair of glasses with red lenses on my cowgirl girlfriend while she sleeps, Holstaur or Minotaur doesn’t matter to me.

>> No.19984832

>>19984802
Is it possible to enter a monogamous relationship with a smoke hobo?

>> No.19984865
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19984865

Snakes!

Childhood friends!

Childhood friends who are snakes!

>> No.19984872

>>19984865
They probably get weird about shedding after puberty hits.

>> No.19984888

>>19984865
Scaleburn is like a hickey from a lamia-type. Wear it with pride!
Also give her lots of hickeys.

>> No.19984913

>>19984888
Too bad eel can't leave marks on me.

>> No.19984927

>>19984913
Her breasts can leave marks on your soul!

>> No.19984931

>>19984927
I want to lick her breasts clean of mucus to expose them for fondling!

>> No.19984943

>>19984931
Lewd! How could you take advantage of your poor, innocent housewife? All she did was slither in front of you and you happened to slip right into her breasts and slide onto the floor with her!
Remember kids, Eels are crafty. Always wear protection

>> No.19984956

Sleeping in Tankmino's arms
Snoring into Tankmino's bosom
Smelling Tankmino's poorly applied perfume
Feeling Tankmino pull you in extra tight when you absentmindedly kiss her boobs

>> No.19984975
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>>19984956
Sleeping while sucking my wife's ungloved fingers!
Sleeping while still lodged inside her!
Sleeping while she's still cutely lactating psychedelic tea!

>> No.19984981

>>19984913
She's still got teeth and nails. They're not type identifiable, but if you want to be marked, she can do it.

>> No.19984987

>>19984981
Very not into scratching.

>> No.19984990

>>19984943
Wearing protection is what will land you in counselling. Do you seriously want an angry fox to shout at you for being such a horrible husband while your eel wife cries in a tissue?

>> No.19984996

>>19984913
Why no ask your waifu for some slime and place it in a vial tied around your neck to show your pride.

>> No.19984997

>>19984987
Then enjoy your hickies. Or one could imagine she's got some type of slime that's hard to wash off so you end up walking around with a shiny spot that never seems to go away. People would know.

>> No.19985003

>>19984996
>>19984997
i like these

>> No.19985006

>>19984990
Aren't they too slimy for tissue?

>> No.19985012

>>19985006
Eels are selectively slimy. Their snot could still be the stuff of nightmares, though.

>> No.19985014

>>19984990
>Man has his first night with his monster wife in a rare case of her not just raping him and them going through a somewhat more normal process of dating
>She's getting on the bed, sexy as all hell, moving perfectly and looking like the confident babe he's quickly falling for
>She turns to give him a come hither expression, but suddenly gasps in horror as she covers her mouth
>cut to a Rata outside their apartment, Valkyrie and Hellhound police officers roping off the scene
>"...And we're being told that on their very first night of sex, the man in question, quote, 'tried to surprise her by having the condom all on and ready'. Diane, it's safe to say this one will have serious consequences should these claims be substantiated in a court of law."
>"Such a tragedy, Skyrra. Hopefully the couple can get the counseling they need. In more uplifting news, a new family has reached the center of the tentacle forest today- pictures of the ecstatic pair after this word from our sponsors!"

>> No.19985023

>>19985012
>Their snot could still be the stuff of nightmares, though.
To add a bit of an anecdote to that: While fishing as a kid I caught an eel. It had pretty much swallowed the hook. Not knowing any better I got a pair of pliers to to get the hook back so as to avoid having to cut my line and leaving the hook in the poor thing. The harder I tried, the more it just got mucous everywhere. Every. Where.

>> No.19985024

>>19985006
Even more reason not to make her cry.

>>19985012
They surely have a level of control over their slime but I'm sure almost their entire body is covered in a thin layer of slime the same way humans are with grease.

>>19985014
If the monster wife was an aggressive species she'd have ripped the condom apart and raped him so silly that he'd never even consider wearing protection ever again.
>Valkyrie and Hellhound police officers roping off the scene
I don't think a being from hell and one from heaven can work together

>> No.19985030

>>19985014
>>19985024
>implying the waifu wouldn't just slap away the condom

>> No.19985032
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19985032

A wild rabbit-ronin appears in your path.

>> No.19985033

>>19985024
Pff, cmon anon, you haven't heard of the exploits of Heaven & Hell police squad?
One's a loose cannon, tracking down crime even to the deepest pits of the city, while the other's a straight shooter, just trying to keep the streets clean. Unlikely partners. Unlikely adventures. All... POLICE SQUAD!

>> No.19985035

>>19985030
>not using that one image.
Shame man. Although i don't have it either.

>> No.19985037

>>19985024
>the same way humans are with grease.
Right, and humans aren't too greasy to use tissues, are they? Turn the slime down low/thin enough and you can do normal things, though I imagine the eel portions are always at least a little slick to the touch.

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>>19985035
Here. Wasn't really thread relevant so I didn't want to post it.

>> No.19985043

>>19985024
>I don't think a being from hell and one from heaven can work together
It’s the ultimate good cop/bad cop team.

>> No.19985056

>>19985032
I bet she's strong!

>> No.19985058

>>19984832
If you want one, anon. Nurarihyons just share their supernatural charisma with their husband, everything else is on you.

>> No.19985062

>>19985056
She uses four swords. How strong can she be if she has to rely on gimmicks?

>> No.19985064

>>19985041
True. If it wasn't gonna be ass i would definitely make an MGE edit. Wonder what mamano would be the best for that though. Hellhound?

>> No.19985067

>>19985037
Their woman half would have no issues, on the other hand trying to wipe clean her eel half would be quite the waste of effort.

>>19985033
>>19985043
>Shota smuggler gets arrested by the Heaven & Hell squad
>The Valkyrie calmly asks her to reveal where the other smugglers are and that she won't be sentenced if she does
>Hellhound breaks the tables and barks that if she doesn't reveal their location then she'll personally throw her in Hell
It could work but don't expect them to be kind to each other off-duty

>> No.19985071

>>19985064
Shirohebi, Echidna, Wisp or any other possessive and/or impregnation-focused waifu.

>> No.19985073

>>19985064
>>19985071
No way, you need to go with one of the more docile types like a Titania or a Kikimora.

>> No.19985082

>>19985067
>but don't expect them to be kind to each other off-duty
Plot-twist: they're room-mates! When the cop drama ends, the sit-com begins!

>> No.19985084

>>19984699
It would be called 'The Perfect Lotus'.

>> No.19985085

>>19985067
Ah, but its that they don't hang out with the same crowds, they don't have the same motivations and morals and interests and ways of viewing things, that's what makes them such a dynamic team.
The sum of their parts is greater than just the two of them individually.

>> No.19985102

>>19985062
You'll note she isn't using those swords, they're just scabbards facing outward.
Those are for you to draw.

>> No.19985104

>>19985032
Would you enjoy exploring a huge dungeon filled with actual monsters if you had a team of skilled monster girls to defend you?

>>19985085
>There is an emergency in their day off and they're both called in
>Valkyrie is found in the local church praying and taking care of orphans
>Hellhound is found in the shady part of town fighting with thugs
Would the Heaven & Hell squad have a rival squad? Air & Sea? Light & Dark?

>> No.19985109

>>19985082
Double Plot-twist: They're half-sisters.
You only find that out in the backstory episode in season 5 though.

>> No.19985112

>>19985104
>Would you enjoy exploring a huge dungeon filled with actual monsters if you had a team of skilled monster girls to defend you?
Of course! I spared no expense.

>> No.19985114

>>19985109
This show really went downhill after season 3.

>> No.19985123

>>19985104
>Valkyrie in nun outfit, teaching children that even though it turns out the Chief God is... 'confused', its still right to adhere to good and moral tenants
>"This is highly improper, on the day of rest of all times as well. But, I suppose there's nothing to be done. I shall change and head to the station."
>She says a small prayer before sending the children off with her houri friend and calmly leaving the church

>Hellhound in jeanshorts and a biker jacket, scruffily rubbing out a bloody nose while holding a bottle in a brown paper bag in the other hand in some back-alley
>"Shit. Fuckin' day off and everything. Alright, fine, but ain't my fuckin' problem I'm a bit buzzed. Change? Fuck that. I'm wearin this. Call it plain-clothes copping, I don't give a rat's ass."
>Chugs the rest of her bottle then tosses it into the wall, shattering it everywhere... the unconscious bodies of some thugs groaning as they litter the alley behind her

>> No.19985130

>>19985109
I hope there is an episode where they join with their Echidna mom to stop their Dragon sister from stealing from the largest bank.

>> No.19985134

>>19985114
Yeah. Never was the same after the Anubis chief got married and retired.

>> No.19985141

>>19985130
But she's just trying to get back the diamonds that her ex-boyfriend refused to return! She's a victim of circumstance!

>> No.19985159

>Trusting women that belong in a Mizuryuu doujin
You're all idiots.

>> No.19985161

>>19985134
Who replaced her, a corrupt Tanuki?

>>19985141
>ex-boyfriend
Confirmed slut and evil, unless she's the kind of stupid tsundere who does fake breakups.

>> No.19985167

>>19985159
What about a Mizone doujin?

>> No.19985170

>>19985141
>>19985161
>ex-boyfriend
You mean like a husband? He can't be blamed for using the jewels to invest, he just wants to grow her hoard. Dragon-chan's just a little outdated on finances.

>> No.19985173

>>19985161
Worse, the show writer's self-insert

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>>19985159
>Mizuryuu is actually the saddest CC rainsnake in all of Zipangu
>writes netorare as revenge against all her married friends
>a young shota becomes the first visitor to her shrine
>soon she retracts all her former works and posts happy oneshota married impregnation sex

>> No.19985180

>>19985167
No.

>> No.19985186

>>19985173
Pack it up the show is done.
Time to go back to the good old sitcom about a cartoon villain petite Cheshire and her pure innocent tall busty Kobold lackey.

>> No.19985191

>>19985176
Mizuryuu is irredeemable. He'd get the bullet.

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19985195

>>19985186
For me it's Stained Sails.

>> No.19985212

>>19985195
I hope this show involves a lewd yet humble sea merchant who is mysteriously the most powerful character of the series even though all she does is buy and sell stuff.

>> No.19985214

Who is mizuryuu?

>> No.19985222

>>19985214
Use google you fucking retard.

>> No.19985234

>>19985214
Hentai dude who's gimmick is that every woman is a turboslut that humps anything that moves.
Also tends to have sluts steal men from honest girls among other things like this
https://exhentai.org/s/0069bfeab7/1115848-5

>> No.19985242

>>19985234
>spoonfeeding

>> No.19985252

>>19985242
Fuck you I do what I want

>> No.19985258

>>19985252
>spoonfeeding
Leave

>> No.19985264
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19985264

I want to get dogpiled by a group of oppai-Loli mice!

>> No.19985267

>>19985264
Thing a perverted hand-egg coach might say?

>> No.19985269

>>19984189
>>19984204
>>19984244
Stop inserting your shitty fetishes

>> No.19985293

>>19985264
They need bigger oppai.

Bigger.

No, bigger than that. Bigger.
Bigger.

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19985299

Bring the heat and raise thy blade!
Fight the for the right to pound lizardgirl ass!

>> No.19985304

>>19985299
Salamanders are amphibians, not lizards.

>> No.19985311

>>19985293
Only thing I can imagine are some mice that look like hsuliherng girls. And those are some huge oppai lolis. Would totally love a harem of girls drawn by that madman.

>> No.19985314

>>19985304
I know that
But the MGE ones are lizardgirl spin offs
I once mentioned having a fun trio of salamander, sahugin and lizardgirl to have all 3 scale types

>> No.19985320

>>19985311
That's some good stuff right there. Imagine five sets of those blessed bouncebags all competing for prime position on your face at once, each girl sqeaking and pouting that they want to get their's sucked on next.

>> No.19985350

>>19985320
>>19985264
>oppai-loli harem
Oh goodness

>> No.19985362

>>19984802
They're very underrated girls.

>> No.19985374

Reminder that if you're one of those insecure losers who thinks every girl is a cheater then monster girls won't like you.

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19985379

>>19985314
As a harem or a comedy act?

>> No.19985387

Daughteru pet names, go!
Buddy.

>> No.19985388

>>19985374
Anon, i think you're in the wrong thread if not the wrong website entirely

>> No.19985410

>>19985379
You mean like ed edd and eddy?
Salamanders defiantly ed, but witch one ones would be edd and eddy?

>> No.19985416

>>19985387
Investment

>> No.19985437

>>19985410
Lizardgirl is edd, sahugin is eddy, if only to have a shortstack fishgirl scheme.
But what we really need is a Orc or something to be rolf

>> No.19985460

>>19985437
A girl's body has many doors, Ed-girl.

>> No.19985462

>>19985410
Kinda
I do want to see art of the three together, they would make quite the team

>> No.19985488

>>19984558
Based and redpilled.

>> No.19985531

>>19985437
I'd say a gremlin and a danuki would make more sense.

>> No.19985624

>>19985350
Pai loli harem is best harem

>> No.19985652

>>19985531
Danuki, Gremlin, Wurm.

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>>19985462
So how would it work?
No the 3 eds thing, just the lizard, sally, sahu

>> No.19985675

I want to be a shota who gets adopted by a thousand year old vampire who doesn't understand how to be a mother. I'd love to see her posh, haughty attitude give way to flustered panicking as she tries to figure out something simple like what human boys eat?

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