Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu loves you Edition

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a kobold

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20023025
She wants to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Demon girlfriend who's only demonic on the outside. And I want a Glock 26.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023051
I heard that the Glock can help you get a demon girlfriend if you use it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023028
I'd do things to runya runya while she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023056
>doing anything to help gun grabbers
My love for monster girl qts is rivaled only by my hatred for gun grabbers desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Use a fairy as a mimic's "key"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023085
It was a shoddy attempt a suicide joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023090
I know, gun grabbers like to cite statistics that conflate suicides by gun with gun violence in general to make it seem enormous.

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>>20023087
Speaking of mimic, do they lose their power permanently when their treasure chest disappear? Because that just means she became human right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023087
>not using your 'key'
It's like you don't like big chests or something. I suppose if you don't there are loli Mimics with smaller
Wait is the actual wooden chest part of a Mimic a part of her or does she need to change out chests as she grows older? If it's the latter I wonder if chests from certain eras are more sought after by Mimics. Also
>tfw you will never hand-craft your Mimic daughteru's first chest

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl species would be the best at breeding as a loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023107
Also if no keys corresponding to the Mimic's keyhole was found, how did they even know that a right key could eject a mimic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023116
Dormouse

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>>20023127
God, i want to sleep rape her so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023134
That’s the idea anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

Is there something like a werewolf that's only a monster sometimes but a normal girl the other times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023142
Bedmaus

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>>20023187
>you will never have a harem of dormice who all take turns using different parts of your body as a pillow
>you will never spend 16+ hours a day just lounging with your wives in bed, occasionally fucking them unconscious whenever they aren’t able to fall asleep again

I just want some mice anon. Any mice would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20021467
Extra art Mino has thick huge arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>20021467
Extra art Mino has thick huge arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023204
>no tomboy Minotaur childhood friend to become lovers with

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023215
>childhood friend
The thrill is to get raped by muscle waifu you literally know nothing about other than her profile info

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023204
Perfect amount of muscle. It's enough to show you she's buff, but not too much that she looks masculine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023204
God I want to fuck a cowgirl so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023204
Mere female Cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>Your kiki maid sees you talking to your shoggoth neighbor
What does she do?

[Anonymous No.]

I watched a documentary about the street cats of Istanbul and it gave me a new hunger: I want to live in the ruins of a once mighty empire with a bunch of carefree Werecats.

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>However, since it is “nymphomancy”, it would be extremely difficult for a human man to acquire and use, and it would have very little effect on a human woman unless the man was handsome and sexually attractive in the first place.
>On the other hand, despite having the same effect of focusing the target's consciousness and feelings on the caster's charms when used on monsters, what monsters look for in a man is different than human women, so the target's looks and sexual attractiveness don't have very much to do with it. What we find appealing about men varies by race as well as on an individual basis, but the thing about men that's universally “appealing” to monsters in general is the fact that men are our “male” counterparts. In that case, the factor that boosts the effects of a “seduction spell” turns out to be the magnitude of a man's lust and passion towards a monster and how much he desires to engage in the act of reproduction with his target.

>Teletomancy
>A system of magic specialized for casting massive spells with enhanced potency and area of effect (AoE) using rituals.
>That is to say, most teletomancy spells are, for example, “both teletomancy as well as nymphomancy.”
>Theoretically, it's possible to cast spells with unlimited range.

>Go to the place known for having the highest concentration of Wurms in the world
>Cast Nymphomancy
>Concentrate and pour on it your unbrindled, limitless and insane lust for Wurms and desire to reproduce with them
>Cast Teletomancy spell, covering the entirety of the place with my Nymphomancy spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023236
She presses ze button that activates der Flammen-Wurmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023236
My cheek is going to have her handprint all day
>And I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023247
Wizards: phenomenal cosmic powers, no sense of right and wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023251
But a proper maid is supposed to have YOUR handprint on HER buttcheek.

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>>20023252
>Steal stuff in an Order town
>Get sent to prison
>Request a week in solitary confinement
>You hear a huge commotion as the guards open your cell and put you in line with other prisoners
>"We are getting invaded!"
>"Yes I know"
>"What?! But you were completely isolated!"
>"I spent the entire week thinking really, really hard about how much I want to mate with a Lilim."

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>>20023283
Well congratulations, you managed to get yourself caught. What's the next step in your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023288
Breed with my new captor.

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>>20023344
But now you're no longer a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens after you thrust your MANLY SPIRIT into an Automaton?

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>>20023348
There will be a ghost in the shell.

[Anonymous No.]

Va-11 Hall-A with Monster Girls, discuss.

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>>20023345
I no longer need it, it has served its purpose.

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>>20023389
How late into the night is it? There's potential for some interesting conversation but once the drinks start moving, you're getting snatched up right quick.
There's a reason they've never taken down the "Now Hiring" sign.

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>>20023389
>Yuri shit
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Random thought:
Deepthroating Fairies
Singoff against Sirens
Werebat with Lightsabers
Riding on a Cockatrice(as in literally)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023410
I was more thinking the comfy bar stuff, anon.
>>20023417
Explain number 3.

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>>20023423
Werebats are afraid of lights.
So a scenario where they come upon a lightsaber and wield it sounds interesting.

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>>20023428
I see. What would fuzzy flying creatures do with such elegant weapons?

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>>20023432
...dildo?

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>>20023423
>I was more thinking the comfy bar stuff, anon.
Ah, well you should have just said "Bartending with monster girls" and it would have made far more sense.

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>>20023441
S-shut up.

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>>20023409
You could get around that by having the mc be married already. In fact his wife could be one of the characters that come in.

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>>20023024

>"Tehehe, silly humans~ The moment you all evolved your technology and have gunpowder and ballistic weapons. We already have automatics. But don't worry, Demon Realm Silver Bullets don't hurt. We'd never harm you cute and misguided sweetie humans."

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>>20023024
>Silent Hill with monster girls.

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I sure do hope no busty nee-san mixes an age regression potion into my drink while I'm not looking. haha

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>>20023454
If the silver doesn't actually hurt you, what would happen to someone who tries to off themselves with a 12-gauge to the dome?

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>>20023455
Triangle girl, triangle girl~

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>>20023463
A lich, or a powerful mamono wizard who also so happens to know necromancy resurrects the guy that killed himself???

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>>20023462
Haha, yeah, wouldn't that be terrible

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>>20023482
There's no way they actually do that stuff, right?

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>>20023024
>Sci-fi/sci-fantasy space fleet arrives at orbit in the Monstergirl Encyclopedia World's planet's orbit
>the admiral decides to send in a small ship and scouting/expeditionary unit force to investigate and scout out
>the unit reveals the planet's hospitable with breathable environment, dass good
>the Expeditionary Forces say they encounter intelligent life forms, as in the natives of the planet
>they are said to be unbelievably beautiful and even cute women with rather animalistic and "monstrous" features like claws, fangs, horns, etc.
>but according to them they mean no harm and the apparent leader of the encountered group who addresses herself as a "succubus/lilim" requests to have a meeting with the leader; as in the admiral of the fleet
>the admiral of the fleet says to standby for further instructions as he will think of what to do further
>in the mean time the Expeditionary Unit is told to setup a temporary beach head/insertion point for any possible reinforcements to land
>a dozen hours pass and suddenly as the admiral is just in the bridge an emergency call is received coming from the Scouting/Expeditionary Unit
>the emergency call appears to be really choppy and messed up and even garbled, implying the unit that has touched down has received damages and possibly casualties
>suddenly the small frigate ship that was transporting the unit that touched down on the planet's surface is in range approaching the super-carrier ship which the Fleet Admiral is residing in
>however the messed up emergency message manages to say something along the lines of : "Dont... trust.. the girls!" before being cut off
>the approaching frigate ship that is nearing the fleet, then nearing admiral's super-carrier ship which is the fleet's command ship aswell
>the approaching ship's crew messages to request immediate landing inside the super-carrier ship
>the admiral doubts for a moment but lets the ship dock in the carrier as the plea of the approaching ship seems legit
>Alas the fleet admiral is unaware the monstergirls have overwhelmed the expeditionary forces that landed on the planet and have hi-jacked the frigate that carried them and are now en-route into the carrier to corrupt the command ship, then the rest of the fleet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20021935
>>20022022
>>20022044
>>20022060

>https://1d4chan.org/wiki//mgw/

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>>20023484
Of course not, unless that's what you really, truly desired. But, who would ever desire to turn back into a youthful young boy with the power and stamina to ejaculate multiple times, and cuddle up to a nice, big breast as you suckle upon it as your Nee-san looks at your young face, and gives off a smile that can melt anyones heart.

haha, no one ever desire that.

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>>20023024
Is it possible that one relatively scary and terrifying costume monstergirls, especially demon girls would wear is The Doomguy?

I'd assume it must be a very expensive and high end costume that only the wealthiest and upper class mamono can afford to buy and wear.

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>>20023500
How would they fit the chestpiece though?

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>>20023503
Tailor made by high level arachne and or incubi tailor boys who're videogame nerds?

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>Want a holst because of awesome titty milk, big tits, cute cow features, and laid-back, comfy lifestyle
>Want a lilim because they're overpowered, sex-crazed demons that could please you in ways unimaginable and fulfill your every dream
Why have we not gotten a lilim-holst crossover yet? We need a laid-back lilim that just wants to be an excessively bred, slutty cow that's extremely devoted and submissive and has fantastic tasting titty milk that would a normal holst to shame

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What are your thoughts one Mail Harpies? As in Harpies that do mail delivery and or courier package delivery? Which Harpy-Bird-Girl would make the best type of Mail Harpy?

And would you trust a Mail Harpy to carry around and deliver your important Platinum Chip package?

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>>20023538
Sounds like you need to make her your own personal steelim to me anon. Get to commissioning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023538
Holsts are kinda lame and big tits are in no way exclusive to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023024
Well???

Would you???

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023543
I certainly hope they're careful with muh comics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023548
Holsts have the best tits. It's an undisputed fact.

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>>20023548
>Holsts are kinda lame
You and I are enemies now.

[Anonymous No.]

A far more physically fit elf girl plundering a human prince boy's virginity. Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023551
Would i what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023485
>>20023500
>>20023508
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023444
Get me a Wurmbreaker!

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>>20023559
>coconut-head haircut
>dumb patterns
>baby horns
>rat tail
>who the fuck wears overalls
I mean, most of that is just the profile holst, but shit she's batting .000
What a world we live in where the best cows aren't cows at all.

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>>20023573
I assume its let a shog be "in" you

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>>20023604
This is why we need shogs, to cure such terminal cases of shit taste.

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>>20023619
You mean flayers?
The simple-mindedness of holsts must be contagious.

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>>20023629
I dislike the chaos monster girls so rarely think about them, but even I agree you need a mind wipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023551
>FUCK ME EDDIE
O-okay.

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>>20023563
But how did the prince end up in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023639
Can't fix what ain't broken.
Also note how Minotaurs have most of the problems fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023028
https://twitter com/k_cross/status/1048788172384002049
Did anyone mention this last thread?

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>>20023463
Assuming with a demon silver bullet he probabl instantly ejaculates and passes out. Then a monster, maybe wisp, finds anon passed out in his semen and rapes him.

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>>20023682
Didn't see it posted but it's nice to have kc posting regularly again.
I guess it's just introducing who she is?

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>>20023758
Wait so is he introducing runya or talking about runyas fangirl runa?

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>>20023767
Beats me, machine translation kills it.

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>>20023758
>>20023767
>>20023773

First is the introduction of Runya Runya, the author of the World Guide.
Then there's her fangirl, Runa(translating names in google is hard), who apparently wrong some fanfiction that made it into the book. I think.

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>>20023028
i'd runya her runya
if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023789
i think its wrote some fanfiction. Not really sure, but that would make a bit more sense.

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>>20023551

Well shieeeeet.

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>>20023551
>mainstream "monster girl" attention
At least it's not some lady fucking a fish, right? I don't know if this is any good regardless.

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How would a Hinezumi feel after fighting a water mage?

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>>20023832
Wet

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>>20023832
Blue.

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>>20023551
>(((Sony)))

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023836
The good kind of wet, or the bad kind?

[Anonymous No.]

Does it count if you beat a Salamander using magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023854
Probably, a fights a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023854
I would sure hope so. I want to travel the world as a wizard with my big buff sally wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023846
There's a bad kind of wet?

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>>20023921
Well you wouldn't want to be drenched from head to toe and shivering cold, would you?

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>>20023682
>【魔物娘図鑑まめちしき】サバトグリモワールの著者であり、バフォメットとして生を受けながら魔法を使う事ができない「ルーニャ・ルーニャ」　バフォメットの中で一番エラい魔王軍の「バフォさま」はルーニャの書いた小説のファンであり、ルーニャの事を「先生」と呼んでいるらしいぞ！

>【MGE TIPS】The author of Sabbath Grimoire, a Baphomet that cannot use magic - Runya Runya
The greatest Baphomet of all, Bapho-sama of Demon Lord Army, is a fan of Runya's novel(s). She even refers Runya as "teacher".

Some dude translated it, might not be 100% accurate.

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>>20023932
It could be considered an impromptu wet t-shirt contest.

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>>20023947
>splash Hinezumi with water
>her shirt becomes transparent, giving you a good view of her nipples
>"W-Why aren't you wearing a bra?"
>"Huh? I never wear a bra."
>you find it hard to believe that big breasts like her's are still perky without something holding them up

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Baphomets like giving their potential partners challenges before you can romance them, right? Why do I get the feeling that for Runya she'd just have the most lazy possible challenge, literally like she's asking for it? Just retrieving a book right next to her and reading her a bed-time story?

Or Ropurotto just accepting the first guy that asks?

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>>20024046
Ropurotto challenges the guy to impregnate her.
With no time limit to impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there were more images like this with scenery shots in the background. The dragon is beautiful enough on her own but the stuff in the background really adds a different level to it and I'm a huge nerd when it comes to kingdoms being shown.

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>>20024064
Gonna breed that puppergoat.

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>>20024064
And ten years later she's still enjoying the challenge, even adding things like walks and throwing things for her to fetch.

She's even wearing a collar for him.

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>>20024046
>Runya Rata's challenge is to make her a cup of hot cocoa and brush her tail
>Give her extra marshmallows in the cocoa
>Brush her big, fluffy tail for 15 minutes, carefully brushing out the knots as it glides through soft fur
>She's already fallen asleep
>Go fetch a blanket for her
>In the time you were gone she's already hugging her tail in her sleep

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>>20023921

[Anonymous No.]

Static electicity

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>>20023548
>>20023548
I want a harem of shortstacks that have huge titties.

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>>20024046
Lazy challenges may be fun but then you'd be missing that once in a lifetime relationship where the Baphomet, or any monster girl, already wants to marry you but needs you to overcome a challenge first.
Imagine all the comfy months of studying under Runya so that you can overcome her knowledge challenge, or the days of arduous adventuring with Ropurotto which were supposed to merely be a walk. That's the sort of memories you proudly tell to your granddaughters.

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>>20024046
>Ropurotto
Just take her for a walk and she'll jump on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024046
To be fair most monsters, even Baphomets, would probably take the first guy that confessed their feeling to them, assuming he was truly sincere about wanting to be with them. Especially, if it was more than just wanting to fuck them once but actually marry them.

[Anonymous No.]

Turning Paladin-chan into a chubby Demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024231
I want to mod my Automaton with exotic dancer components.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024298
I can dig it.
must grope, gonna grope

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024298
Sounds like something a group of mischievous lolis would do.
What is a squire supposed to do when his Paladin-chan comes back and orders him to breed her?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is dandelion so dangerous?

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>>20024283
Greilia especially would like someone who understands her, and helping her with the sick would probably win over her cold appearance.

Although I wonder who it was that inspired her to be a doctor, maybe she did love someone but was to scared to confront him?

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>>20024313
because you don't have a car to get in?

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>>20024310
He finds and informs the lolis' parents of their mischievous deeds. Then he turns Paladin-chan into a mother

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>hat seems no more complex than a rapist hiding in a box in fact disguises various substantial practical problems about ergonomics and locomotion, leading Wandering Scholar to propose that mimics have powerful illusion, teleportation, and pocket-dimension-hopping abilities
Mimic might actually be one of the most powerful monstergirls.
>>20023118
I think it's implied that key is supposed to be (you)r dick.
>>20023114
I think they can change chests at a whim, so you could definitely make them the nicest chest.

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Fight
[ ] Run
[ ] Submit
Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
>no troll
walk away in disgust

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
>Implying that you could fight them.
Nah. That's a pretty well-rounded party.
>Implying that you could outrun them.
Again, just look at them.

Submitting seems like a good option. Counter-fuck them when they've let their guard down.

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>>20024352
Hit the high orc with the drop kick of shame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
>Impregnate

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>>20024319
More like he was the one person she couldn't save

>Dedicates her life to the pursuit of knowledge in medicine
>Ensure that anyone who joins her is doing so for the same reasons, and not just to get a husband
>Works so hard it even gets in the way of sleep
>Is unapproachable and seems unresponsive to love due to her hold-ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
Remove my clothes and get into a wrestling stance then challenge the Horc for leadership.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1296273/83fbc08f4a/
Grea best dragon.

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>>20024332
>The parents apologize for their daughters' behavior by gifting you a large supply of sex drugs
Poor girl will go from paladin, to demon to mother in a single day.

>>20024352
Running into the gentle looking P'Orc next to the huge one is your best bet for safety.
Running into the smug muscled P'Orc is your worst bet.

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>>20024436
>Dislikes Crowds, big mirrors, and new people

Socially awkward dragon? I like it.

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>>20024392
I swear Greilia's on a very self destructive path, if she keeps it up she could very well die if you look at her life like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024471
Mamomana

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>>20024471
>die.
>When Greilia starts a subsidiary branch to her Sabbath, with undead workers.

Even in death, her ideals will be kept.

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>>20024392
>>20024471
There is a piece of art featuring her indulging a patient. She's not that far gone.

>>20024460
Does she dislike mirrors out of self-consciousness? If yes then she's made to be fucked in front of a mirror.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
Ponder 2, but if it seems impossible, go for 3 with a twist.
>"Oh, thank Ares that I came across such a brave company of adventurers like yourselves! I was rather worried about being waylaid by ill-intentioned brutes along the road..."
And then just hope my feigned naivety might save me, or at least make them choose the more civilized route of dinner and drinks before making me a communal toy that night.

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>>20024481
Considering the type of pervert Runya is, that may just be an example to get other Baphomets a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024482
>Mating Press Cuando?
Ahora

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
>No troll and only one captain
Fight of course, that's a pretty common pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024524
>Runya hires artists to draw lewds of other Baphomets
>She then publishes those lewd in mass produced books
What a perverted goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024481
Grelia may not directly seek such things, but she would no doubt indulge an unruly assistant.

At least till he's burnt off all that excess energy sonye can get back to work.

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>>20024352
Gonna breed and impregnate every single one of them!
Gonna be their new chief!
Gonna have them all worshiping my cock!
Gonna have them serve me hand and foot!

Never gonna stop smelling like orc pussy and spit!

[Anonymous No.]

Kesaran Pasaran turns me on

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024481
Wait, if she did it with a patient and she's still looking for an onii-chan does that mean she's a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
POCKET SAND
PANTY-THIEF SECRET ARTS: MULTIPLE TARGETS
And then as my coup-de-grace, I peck a kiss on the cheek of the second one from the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024578
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh Anon! Another one of those mice snuck into your bed again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024636
Is she here about that creaking noise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024636
My wife won't like it and that mouse would be in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024578
Must be nice to have sex and drugs always on hand, doesn't sound healthy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024578
I completely forgot about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024636
There's probably a lot more in hiding somewhere.
Better get out the bug bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you think have a better vagina than baphomet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024636
Oh no, I will have to snuck a load in her womb now!

>>20024688
A younger baphomet A familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024636
Bind her, gag her, shove a vibrator up her ass and go back to sleep while clutching her like a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024688

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024578

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024770
Users are losers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024688
A Papillon custom tailored pussy for her husband dick.

>>20024716
Breaking mice is legally allowed but it's morally wrong regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024784
Is it really wrong if its what they want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024779

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>>20024770
Considering that kesarans and fairys are slightly bigger then the average dick in size, that's one huge fucking pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024799
kesarans or fairys, which are smaller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024813
Probably the same size on average, give or take a centimeter or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024790
That's like saying it's not wrong to impregnate them because that's what they want.
It's exactly this mentality that results in mice overpopulation and incestuous harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>go into your Nee-san's room while she's there
>drop your pants
>...
I'm a little fuzzy on what comes next.

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>>20024530

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>>20024859
I don't know anon, I don't see much wrong with an abundance of pint-sized cuties trying to just make their way through life, settling down with a man and making harems that are small enough to fill a classroom. Just mice doing mice stuff!

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>>20024898
She calls you a baka and throws a pillow at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024914
Delet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024798
Seeing happy monster girls warms my heart. Would marry a fluff ball just to see her smile everyday.

>>20024799
Them being literally onahole sized is a problem. A man can't resist just grabbing one out of the air and pleasuring himself with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a blue Ikazuchi?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no kunoichi who's tits are life and ass is hometown

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024903
>master1200

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024996
The full-size image is no bigger so why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

The only right answer is to drug my waifu fairy with fluffy drugs and proceed with threesomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024903
Being cute and harmless doesn't warrant them going around freely breeding as they please. I'd marry a predator harpy and teach my daughters to bully rodents.

>>20024988
Give me a shut-in Kunoichi whose love for pizza is only matched by the size of her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best monstergirl for a footfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
I'm assuming Dark Elves and Vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
High rank ones like pharaohs, Ice Queens and Nuras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
inb4 some moron replies mandragora

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
Obviously lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025132
>>20025130
Rude. The real answer is giant slug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023495
I don't get it. They seem to speak about the MGE setting a lot too and they get so many things wrong. Sometimes they just spew bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025158
Even other /tg/ threads hate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, time for bed."
>"But Auntie H, I'm not even tired."
>"Good, because you won't be sleeping tonight~"
>"I-I need an adult."
>"And I need a cute little stud to put some pups in me. Looks like we're both in luck tonight."
>when your parents get back from their trip, your momster has a pretty good idea of why you're walking funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
millipede because:
mil=thousand
pede=feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025141
>Giant slug
>When Mermaids and Ryus exist

>>20025158
>replying to a 7 hours old post
Don’t do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025158
Being unable to understand figurative language like hyperbole is a common sign of autism spectrum disorders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
[X] Brand
Shadow of P'orcdor has taught me well. Also, the One Ring is a wedding ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025179
>>replying to a 7 hours old post
>Don’t do this.

That is not abnormal in /jp/, but yeah I should stop posting about this specific matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025174
Well, how can I say no to my kind, cute aunt? Especially when she makes puppy eyes at me like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025104
>Anon gets his tongue stuck to an Ice Queen's foot

Does the Grelia Sabbath do house calls? Ice Queens can't leave their palaces without freezing everything outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025228
Anon please, she's hot enough that you don't get stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025095
Pharaoh.
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025204
Anon, those arent puppy dog eyes, they're "I'm gonna rape you in your sleep while I sleep on top of you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025204
>>20025174
Actually, just sleep cuddling with her would be nice

>>20025235
Pharaoh Dragon is for the legs and tighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025249
Kulve pharaoh dragon is a treasure. Would cock slap until her gold plating breaks and she rapes me into next week.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had an adventuring party of six with five monster girls, who would the five be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024362
I don't think they can run that fast with all that extra weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025332
Dark Mage
Salamander
Dark Elf
Kakuen
Can't really decide when it comes to a dedicated healer. Maybe an Anubis variant

Or maybe I am the heal slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025416
>healslut in white, form-hugging ropes
Those girls will be asking you to kiss their boo-boos all the time, you'll never get any adventuring done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025416
I'd say Unicorn but she's gonna get corrupted to a Bicorn after exposing herself to other monstergirl's demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

The more worrying thing about monsters is ones that appear in places you don't expect
>Walk down to the kitchen in the middle for the night for a snak
>Hear noises so you think a mouse monster or a devil bug might have gotten in
>Turn on the light to see a aspara trying to work the coffee maker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025174
>not "Ohoho~! I am an adult, silly."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025434
>Live in a high rise apartment
>A Vamp Mosquito flies all the way up just to bite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025434
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025433
That would fit, but I am not that into centaure types

>>20025429
Well, I still think joining this more experienced group was a good idea. Low rank healers can contribute to higher rank parties easily. They really wanted me to join anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025189
You can also brand their blood sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025451
There are Kikis working as nurses in the newest book so that could work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025434
How did she get in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025462
Yeah I was also thinking of a kiki, but maybe this rowdy party needs a tactician/leader/healer Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025476
i belive that those kikimoras in the hospital are actually miscarriages and/or aborts of patients

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025499
>miscarriages and/or aborts

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025547
a kikimora is the soul of a child who was aborted or died before being baptized, i just assumed that their premature death happened in that hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025474
You left the door open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025332
And today the dice say..
>Oomukade
>Kraken
>Baphomet
>Pixie
>Basalisk

Well, looks like I'll be tanking, otherwise its a great party

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make fun of Leane Sidhe's drawing before I began teaching her how to draw only to make her surpass me after a month of comfy teacher-student relationship.
Afterwards we have sex as a form of reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025597
Comfy sex of course, comfy is the most important thing here followed by sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Liliraunes are ___.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025650
olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025563
Where did you learn this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025656
http://es.el-bestiario.wikia.com/wiki/Kikimora here but its in spanish

[Anonymous No.]

Which horsepussy Artoria would you fug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025650
This reminds of Queen Slime. She honestly disturbs me knowing that the body of hers are all from a single core.
This means all of them are the same person in almost everything.
Also the fact that all those times you interact with her, it's not her true body is just awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025683
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025650
sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025701
More bodies equals more ways to love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025332
Minotaur fighter
Satyros bard
Yeti cleric
Elf rogue
Dark Priest warlock
Anubis monk
Nothing too strong in there but enough to have some fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Silly moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025701
>Also the fact that all those times you interact with her, it's not her true body is just awkward.
You’ve got it backwards, it’s ALL her. Every “individual” is her role playing, more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024988
Just imagine the creaking and squeaking and sound of rubbing fabric when your thicc booty-clan kunoichi is walking around the house doing stretches. Unf!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really loving the uptick in new p'orc content. Best month in a long time, that's for sure!

How greasy do you like your p'orcs?
Do they smell a bit like ham or bacon when they get a little sweaty and crispy under the sun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025734
That’s just nasty dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025733
I want her to sneak up on me and practice her Thigh-jitsu on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025738
You don't know what's good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025741
>>20025733
>Thicc-noichi has gotten a bit lazy ever since she assassinated you, a former Order commander, and taken you back to her village
>as it turns out, said village is more like a resort for married kunoichi couples, so you quickly adjusted, having not been so keen in the first place on the order
>however, she now lounges around wearing loose fitting kimono and eating ‘pea-za’ most of the time, reading fashion magazines
>you tease her one day by saying you doubt she would be much of an assassin nowadays
>she pouts through her mask but doesn’t say a word
>later, you’re walking down the hall to your bedroom when you feel a drip of water on your head
>confused, you look up to see your kunoichi wife, stuffed into her old outfit, sweating as her tremendous thighs try and support her thicc weight via the splits across the width of the hallway
>she’s trembling with exertion, but before you can move or say anything her grip fails, and she falls with a silent yelp
>in an attempt to right herself, she twists in midair, but is too slow, and her big, phat hometown ass slams into your face, pinning you to the ground under you
>you’re half in bliss, half in pain the remainder of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
Big Pig
Cute Pig
Sassy Pig
Boss Pig
Sneak Pig
Tough Pig
Wiz Pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025775
Gonna pinch her tummy and kiss the back of her neck.
Gonna make her pout so much she’ll let her guard down so I can pull down her mask and kiss her full lips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025775
Perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025780
>Wiz Pig
Oh god no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025780
>Boss Pigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
Get hit by a wave of powerful P'Orc musk and submit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023204
I prefer minotaur on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
[x]Submit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
Is this guy the most based MGE fanartist ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025793
>>20025799
Would you want her teasing to cause her to get in better shape?
Or would you want her to become your delectable molestable house-ninja whom claims she’s “still got it”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025824
I’m a sucker for OniTengu, I just wish he drew MGE more often.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be sandwiched between the 2 Titans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
That shaman looks like a mega-pervert!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025833
I liked his monster hunter kick a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025834
Heavyweights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025829
Nope.
Going with the latter, softest ninja wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025834
Go Oga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025843
>Heavyweights!
make the best tops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025851

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025849
Squeezable, slappable ninja-wife booty.
Make her take the mask off, fuck her doggy style from behind watching that big ass jiggle, then before you cum twist her around onto her back so you can see her exposed shocked face before she can cover it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I find evil-ish mature women so hot?
Demons, grapesneks, onis, ushi-onis, vamps are what I find appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025824
He's my favourite nip one that's for sure. His art is actually looking really nice now when it used to be super sketchy before, he's a genius with off profile designs that keep the rpg feel too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
Ushi-onis are pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
Cause they’re unfair.
They can be ultra sexy confident bombshells that keep you on a leash and call you bitch, OR they can be the cutest gal-moe moeblobs that are that much cuter because of the juxtaposition.
How can innocent girls even compete? I want a harem of all of those species to fight over me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
Demons are just the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
[X] Choose Dark Mage P'orc as my onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
Villains are always best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025886
>”Eheheheh... hey, hey, nii-san needs more potions filled~ bui bui buiii~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025884
They are perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
I want to judge a sexy dancing contest between a Demon Baron, Apophis, and Vampire Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025884
That's not a demon, that's just a chocolate succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025871
Of course!
Gonna make that ninja bounce

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025907
I do prefer the blue skinned ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025897

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025901
>Demon’s dance is just a fucking lewd, slutty, obscene stripshow with plenty of ass bouncing and pelvic thrusting and finger licking while sinful images pervade your thoughts in quick flashes
>Apophis has an oozing, sensual belly dance, swaying left and right, the light of the rest of the room seeming to slowly fade until only her yellow eyes are shining straight at you
>Vampire’s dance is quite beautiful, graceful, her short dress just tantalizingly offering brief glimpses that intrigue you, your eyes hypnotized by her supernatural grace and movement, to the point where you don’t even realize she’s moved close enough to reach out and try to bite your neck
>the other two girls pout and pull her back by her legs before she can though, claiming that’s not fair

[Anonymous No.]

Wendi teaching her little daughters how to hunt and kill prey quickly so they don't suffer.
Wendidads protests go unheard as his family goes off to get even more meat for the already full freezers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025883
I'm not even into dom, hell I'm not even that much into the sexually aggressive things, but when I'm treated with kindness and sweetness by an evil woman, oh boy that's where the angry cobra is unleashed, if you know what I mean.

>>20025891
this
I want to do villain things with my villain waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
I've always admired ambition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
You almost have good taste. Now the question is how you want them to behave with you. That's where half the people fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024352
insert face into boss crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025922
>”Awawa. You are ready. Now we hunt. No home until you make your kill. No fear- momma is with you. Luck, daughters! Bring meat!”
>enthusiastic awawas as they scurry off into the forest on the outskirts of the village
>Wendidad sighs and pulls off his coat, cracking open a Whoors and sitting on a bench
>”Wish they let me run off and hunt down some beer once and a while...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025922
Time for him to discover the joys of sausages and jerky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025873
My wife isn’t evil, she’s just pragmatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025920
I choose all three.
The Demon a modern thotty sexiness.
The Apophis an exotic mysterious sexiness.
The Vampire a refined regal sexiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025930

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025894
If only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025954
>thotty
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025955
See, this guy for example has shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025954
Slutty acting demons are criminally underrated. If your demon can’t twerk, she’s not keeping up with modern sin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025928
>>20025930
I am into being dominated by an "evil" one and becoming her minion, but I am also into being in an equal relationship with a demon where we serve the demon lord or a lilim as incubus knight and demon knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025929
that too.
Ambitious evil mature women are the peak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025963
Cute housewife demons are nice, but I prefer in this scenario that she fills the SIN role
>>20025968
My man. She’d eternally be sucking on a lollipop and wearing grade A slutwear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025954
>thotty
Neck yourself. Demons are elegant and matronly/sisterly types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025968
I like slutty acting demons, but I just ain't into twerking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025980
No way, man. Not for me!
>>20025983
Well, the next slutty dance equivalent then if that ain’t your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025966

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025980
They're scheming thots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025968
>twerk
That's disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025968
Demons need to know how to pole dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025968
>>20025989
Ghetto niggers need to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025985
>No way, man. Not for me!
Then get yourself a 3DPD and paint her blue, you don't deserve a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025992
>>20025995
What a bunch a nerds.
>>20025993
Very important. And with supernatural strength and dexterity, they could put on some very sexy private shows on one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025998
I think slutty gyaru demon is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025999
Are you lost Jamal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025985
>>20025999
You need to be excised like the tumor you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025998
Insecure much! Everyone’s got different tastes, and Monstergirls love being the kindness of sexy their husbands love. It’s no big deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026008
He's probably a druggie too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025988
Imagine Druella laying on top of you. Her face nuzzled in your neck. Her tail wrapped around one of your legs. Her hand rubbing your chest and cheek, making heart shaped patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026011
Anon, you’re only allowed to like moeblobs or doting onee-sans here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026011
Give them a break, they already water down the source material enough as it is. They can't handle anything more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026023
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026024
>>20026034
Subhuman ghetto nigger trash like twerking or thots has no place here, as much as you shitters want to force it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026035
Druella likes to act all tough, all high and mighty, but in truth she's just the biggest teddy bear that melts in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026050
What the hell is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026054

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026059
He missed naptime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026024
Eh, I'm just complaining about twerking shit, I don't care about the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026059
depending on the time of day, the list of what people are allowed to like changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026023
Non-stop cumming until passing out, unless I was used to her aura or whatever that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026066
I can see how that isn’t for everyone, I just like slutty dancing is all I was sayin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026054
>evil acting sweet towards only you
man don't do this to me you'll actually make my heart hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do a stare contest with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026066
So why give a shit if someone wants his wife to do that for him?
I mean I don't like it either, personally, but I'm not going to be a huge baby over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026059
Terminal autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026085
Given the effects of staring at her, I bet that said contests end in kissing every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026100
>spoiler
Too lewd. I bet you also fantasize about handholding. You degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026108
I'm not quite that much of a meme, it's just what comes to mind as the natural conclusion of:
>It is said that when locking eyes with them, one's head will space out; one will become unable to think of anything, one will lose one's sense of direction, and be drawn staggering towards them.
You end up stumbling right into her, unable to break her gaze, then next thing you know you've got locked lips. It's the perfect setup.
Monsters are canonically predisposed to be kissu sluts anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026078
You do you mang. Your demon wife can be the most slutty acting sexy bitch that only has eyes for you, and give you private stripshows and danceshows all night every night.

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3038834
Does this count as twerking? It actually looks much better in 2d, just like anything else does

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026078
There are multiple slutty dancings far better than just shaking the ass like a monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn never tease a Hellhound by calling her a good girl and watching her tail wag

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026177
>hellhound calls YOU a good boy and pets you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026181
The dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026181
get the fucking insulin.
NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026177
Watching canine monsters' tails go nuts when you praise them is one of the greatest possible joys. Extra points if they're trying to keep an even expression.
MG's animal parts betraying their true feelings is always a highlight. I just wish it wasn't touched on so rarely.

>>20026181

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026209
>>20026186
>she puts a collar and leash on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026209
>Hellhound panicking as Anon HNNNNGs after being headpatted by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026228
>She follows hellhound crisis response procedure
>Rape them back to health

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026226
Id wear the collar like a armband or something. Leash in bed only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026226
>She lies on thebed
>She tugs on the leash so you fall into her embrace

I want a dark elf to do this to me with a magical collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026221

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026226
>>20026248
I think it's strange that this concept never really occurred to me regarding my personal fantasies.
I suppose I'd be okay with it as long as it's kept behind closed doors. I deal extremely badly with public anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026054
Like a Dali painting?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026252

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026256
I love PDA and one of my favorite fantasies about Monstergirls is just being openly lewd and sexual with them in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026252
Precisely.
Animal instinct/habits is why beast-related MGs as a whole rank above the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026267
>PDA
Gonna have to break that one out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026252
The Medusa's snek hair always show her true feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026256
>I suppose I'd be okay with it as long as it's kept behind closed doors.

Nothing wrong with that. Though when it comes to dark elves and living in dark elf society then I would probably be okey with it in public. Just because nobody would bat an eye at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026275
Public display of affection
Gettin feely and kissy and stuff with your girl in public, you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026272
Humans are animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025980
Could be softer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026286
I wonder who could be behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026284
That makes me angry and sad to see it irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026281
To add: I would probably have to get used to it though.

>Walk around in dark elf city seeing servants(humans and maybe some monsters like kikis) walking around with collars like it was nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026292
The crux of it is you kinda don’t care what other people think. I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026284
Yeah, I don't know how well that would go over with me.
It'd have to be on the chaste end of things for me to be okay with it in public, but even that would probably be all she'd need to make me a flustered mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026284
now you fucked up my mood anon. I was on HNNG overdose after the hellhound and now this. Fuck man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026291
"Did every student receive a worksheet?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026292
>>20026313
>>20026314
What a bunch of squerds! I want to be brazenly sexual with my JubJub wife on my cock in public all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026305
I'm not sure what you mean by that

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026321
Oh no that's a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink my Kikimora maid's milk during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026181
I'd rather be called a good boy by an undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026321
Looks like she has found the legendary weapon [Gun]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026326
Like a prerequisite is to not be upset by what other people think
When you’re with your girl you’re just you and her no matter where you are. Screw the old farts and prudes who think it’s uncouth to make out in public, she’s down and you’re down, you both want it so go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026347
I think a lich would call you a good lab rat or a good guinea pig instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026345
How shameful, having those enormous milk-filled jugs slosh around during sex! You must be mortified!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026352
Wonder what younger generations of Monstergirls and their husbands do that make their parents grumble and act all boomer-y.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026355
>Genki ghoul minion waking you up, telling you the mistress needs her favourite lab rat/guinea pig

It would be an interesting life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026128
Give me succubutts.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2420009

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026357
Milk carrying kikis are the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026345
I prefer loli Kiki cunny juice.

[Anonymous No.]

A Wendigo "village" is just a gated off area with a bunch of coats hanging from trees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026409
Does that mean all the Wendis there are running around naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026409
>Not a series of cute little snow burrows

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026427
That's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026427
Oh they spelled costume right this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026418
Only when they want to. No thats just how they leave their coats around so they can bang their husbands and sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026371
Wouldn't it be the opposite of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw we reached peak cute a while back

Hopefully we can plateau for a while otherwise it's all downhill from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026390
Oh boy that's lewd.
>>20026427
>manticore nun
Well that's fantasy fuel for a few days sorted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026427
I wanna discipline a delinquent manticore

[Anonymous No.]

Doing the last round of edits for the DL baby shower story. I'll have it posted in a few hours. Stay tuned my dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026471
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026471
Good shit anon

[Anonymous No.]

i want to dogfight with a Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

<<Here comes the snow>>

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026549
Meant to reply to >>20026541

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026541
You mean like wrestling or like fighting in airplanes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026541
>>20026562
>Dastardly and Muttley but with an anon and his Kobold waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024914
Nee-san is pure!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026594
I need it bruhs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20024283
>To be fair most monsters, even Baphomets, would probably take the first guy that confessed their feeling to them

Yes they do. But the challenge is how monster girls "I reject no one as mong as you dont kill for fun or want to kill for fun" nature is expressed. The challenge is what Baphomets issue to mates that confess to them but cant beat them in combat. They will give you a hard to accomplish challenge but that is within your capabilities to complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026589
Pure horndog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026589
>>20026662
Reminds me of the last time someone wanted to keep a platonic relationship with their wock onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026679
I dunno, Jabberfag seems to pull it off just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026662
FAT
STONKING
WOCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026699
A platonic relationship between a guy and his wock sister. There, fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Creampie an mating press this succ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026711
>The length of those arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026679
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026749
Something about a vorpal blade or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026749
Someone else fucked the wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026739
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026749
Anon learned that if he won't dick the wock someone else will, poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026754
I mean what the fuck did he expect.
If you aren't going to fuck them, someone else will.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to force an Alice to masturbate and pinch her own nipples for me! I'm gonna record it and show it to her later!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026449
This cutie just got a lewd, I think we're good for a while.

>>20026739
Corrupted heroes are extra thirsty. Be prepared or shamefully pass out from sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Chimaeras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026787
I don't know, maybe he just wanted a pure relationship where sooner or later she'd take advantage of him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026804

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026839
Then he didn't really want a platonic relationship at all, which would have been dead obvious to any monster thanks to their attunement to emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

>With excavation came discovery; With discovery, innovation; And with innovation: danger.
>We'd all heard the stories, repeated ad infinitum throughout history. Man playing with forces he doesn't understand and being brought down by his own hubris.
>The Gremlins and Automatons referred to it as simply "Linking"... But we all knew it was so much more than that
>The magicraft made it easier, I like to think. Connecting to your partner through the brain stem via a neural relay. They could feel everything you did, all of your senses were amplified.
>Man and machine could engage in coitus without moving a muscle, their synaptic relays dancing iniquitously in the aether-web.
>But... much like the opium dens of the Mist Continent, our hedonism came with a price.
>What came next was ugly, but beautiful. Terrifying and yet... alluring.
>Succubi had evolved into digital data. Carried on the invisible pathways of the neural networks, like bandits in the night.
>Some times I wonder if even she knew that this would happen. But, all I know is the simplest of truths.
I never asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

What are your thoughts on Vampire Pirates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026957
I'd be worried that they'd suck blood from my booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026957
Well Harkon is a sexy fuck, but he lacks quite a few features to make him truly great. Notably being female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026957
They don't do so well with water, the deck is often exposed to sunlight and depending on mythos their coffin would need to be full of native soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026957
HAIL THE MIGHTY

The imperial demon navy is cooler

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026957
A string of connected Mediterranean undead kingdoms makes me imagine gorgeous ghost ships and scenery, so I'm down for any type of Undead Pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti-chan > Yuki-chan > Wendi-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027088
No, they are all the best because they are all best friends forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026427
Who zapweasel and ushi supposed to be? That costume and club look very familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026957
How would they deal with sunlight in the middle of the sea though

[Anonymous No.]

>>20026804
>Cutecorn got lewded

Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027122
Raiju is just Vunterslaush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20023024
>When your waifu finally meets you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjQgTuUnwU

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027174
Gang signs prohibited

[Anonymous No.]

Interrupt the loli Lich's studies by teaching her body in wild positions.
Take the loli Wight aside to grope and lewd her.
Pull the loli Vampire into bed with you after she entered through the window to drink your blood in the middle of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027141

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027247
Reminder that you shouldn't cheat on your monster wife. It makes you as bad as 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027266

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027286
Doesn't mean you're not shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027286
Fuck off you image spamming faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027247
That's not Cutecorn, that's a regular Unicorn.

Cutecorn remains unlewded eternally.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do when you find your VERMIN waifu stuck somewhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027052
They keep plundering all the warm male bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027309
>>/data/jp/img/0197/50/1535311984081.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027323
Whatcha gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone sent me a clip of the goblin slayer anime and it really broke the illusion that adventure can be fun and nice, while in reality it would just be gore and rape.

What would monster girls think of this whole Grimdark no fun allowed setting anyway?
Would they endorse it because rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027328

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027344
>Gore and rape
You'd just need to be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Banshee and Phantom flatmates keep wailing for opera practice, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

The DL Baby shower story is finally done.

Summary: Join the Demon Lord's husband as he celebrates the birth of his latest daughter with his family, and navigates a sea of white hair, sibling rivalries, daddy issues, and old memories.

I tried my best guys I hope you enjoy it. I realize I may have gone overboard given the base concept but I'm proud of how it came out. I tried to do a bit of character exploration with the DL and her Husband, and yes I know it's a little overdramatic. Drama is kind of my strong suit. Still I'll try to not be as over the top in my future endeavors.

Any and all feedback is seriously appreciated. Tell me what you liked, tell me what you hated, call me a faggot if you want. Without further ado, Enjoy.

Length: 17.4k words ~ 69 minute read

https://pastebin.com/DX0vTYw5

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027337
Counter-piracy! That's a really cute pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
>69 minute read
Intentional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
That's a big one. Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
Sweet excited to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027174
Love Kumihos

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027407
Nah it's just what hemmingway gives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027460
I love my liver

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027476
Shes loves it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027476
It'll grow back. Don't be such a cheapskate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027460
Your guro shit doesn't belong in theses threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027500
Or we can just get foxes that aren't trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
That's a lot of words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027516
Best girls can't be trash by definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027560
And korean foxes can't be best by definition.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are old hat, wolves are the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027491
I'll consider it if she births me atleast 15 kits

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko's would make wonderful "mothers" for parent-less young boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027578
Grab those awoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027460
fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027591
I'd make my tomboy jinko momster my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027605
Nice boogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027591
I'd take a thick fertile Troll over a dumb fat cat any day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027591
Which monsters are the best adoptive mothers for parentless boys?
Which monsters are the best adopted daughters for lone men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027736
Dark Priest for both

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027721
Thank you nee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027741
Both of those scenarios sound super hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
Well done anon, I don't much care for Lilims but I dig the care and effort in here. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027742
Shounen boyas deserve head pats and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027761
G-gentle rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027578
NEVER EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027721
I'm okay with these pov headpat meme, at least it's different girls this time and not all raijus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027752
Then what girls do you prefer anon?
Maybe I'll keep it in mind for my next story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027798
Canines are neat, I also like Wendigos and Kikis. With all the talk Wendigos get in the threads I can't think of many actual stories they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027721
>You will never see this with your own eyes
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027782
extremely gentle cuddle-rape while on excessive amounts of ovulation drugs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027828
Where's the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the worse monster girls that aren't the obvious ones (like the two siths and alps) and why is it the pigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027828
>no
>tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027856
>pigs over matangos, beelzebubs, and akanames
Priorities mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027851
>>20027858
You guys have no imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027866
So far from the real thing it's honestly not even worth discussing.
Into the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027866
A tail buttplug can't salvage the omission of a necessary part to any fox design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
Gave me a boner with my dick and heart. Thanks anon for writing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027856
>alps and p'orcs the worst
>when matangos exist
How can someone be so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027866
tail buttplug isn't as good as normal tail AND tail buttplug
give your wife an extra tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027828
>No tail
Bitch please

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027805
Gauf, if that fag still exists in some form or another, was allegedly working on a Wendigo story. Outside of that there's no non-faggot writer save for Beast who'd probably do one of them and he hates loli stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027819
>"Well I do want to impregnate my Onee-san... Wait, did I just say that out lo-"
>Anon was absent from school for the next couple of days

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027741
Kikimora, Demon or Anubis would be an even better adopted daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027890
>still going by the old profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027909
>thinking anyone wants to have sex with a mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027925
That's why Mad Hatters exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027925
I mean it works well enough for the wonderland ones.
Mushrooms with none of the suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027905
Those all sound like the kind of monsters who would want to marry their adopted dads. Or maybe that's just natural among adopterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027938
What's so bad about regular matangos? The whole bit about the man merging with them was retconned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027934
>dress
>not a snazzy suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027856
P'Orcs attract the most pedestrian of faggots, drawfags, and writers. That's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027956
It's an improvement

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027956
Not all Hatters have to wear suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027904
Why are succs so scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027866
Seen that shit in real life, therefore; burn it with fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027904
>you will never spend a week going through an entire bottle of Manticore venom, all to bloat your onee-sans womb to the brim during each session

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027088
There's a lot of Yetis and Yukis together, but I've never seen what happens when a Yeti encounters a Wendi aside from Pally saving one

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028011
There’s that one cute pic from LN of a little yeti, yuki and wendi all eating burg at a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027088
And Whitehorn-chan>all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027886
It was my pleasure anon. Thank you for reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027856
>hating orcs
Now this is shit taste.
>>20027961
They attract some pretty great drawfags if you ask me. Loen and Axem love them and the most creative nip outside of KC's inner circle just done a huge orc pic.
Writefags you might have a point on though sadly, they deserve better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027994
>you're only halfway through the bottle and your Onee-san already looks ready to give birth
>"Aah, otouto, I felt your sperm reach my egg awhile ago. You can rest now."
>she sees how cute you look thrusting away into her like a rutting beast
>"Well, maybe there's one more in there that hasn't been seeded yet~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028026
Oh yeah, I forgot about the spicy burg

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028045
This is my ideal relationship with Kraken-nee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
I liked that depiction of the firstborn lilim. Queen of Hearts was cute too. Overall I think the story had the right tone. Good stuff anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027939
>Those all sound like the kind of monsters who would want to marry their adopted dads
And that's why they're such good daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028045
Nee-chan is a deviant that molests otouto-kun's enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028057

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go streaking at an all-monstergirl elementary school!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a thousand year old fox sugarmama, even if it means helping her figure out modern technology
>showing her how to use a computer
>she's usually ara ara and smug, but she looks a bit flustered
>"So now you just take the mouse and drag it across the screen."
>she hesitantly picks up the mouse and rubs it over the monitor
>she's too damn cute sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028102
ANON, NOOO! You'll never survive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028073
I wouldn't mind getting my pelvis snapped by all those Onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028110
Bet you I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028058
Thanks anon. I tried to make Eve one of those ultra-repressed professional types that you know masturbates non-stop when she's off the clock.

As for the tone I was seriously worried it was too far from center given all the drama and the climax, but it's nice to see it turned out alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028102
You absolute madman/glorious bastard.
Wish I had thought of that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fall into a echidna pit!

or butt in inside the unmarried echidnas council secret meetings

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028118
>Anon goes running through the school
>no ones able to catch up to him, he's untouchable
>gets clothelined by surprise by the Oni gym teacher
>"Well well well, what a lucky coincidence. Today I have to teach Sex Ed, and I was hoping for volunteer to help demonstrate~"
>she tosses him over her shoulder and heads to the gym to start the lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028103
That's when you put your hand over hers and gently demonstrate how to do so.
You'll teach her and ease her flustered-ness at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027994
Does different qualities of manticore venom exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028102
>anon becomes a celebrity in the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028148
Why would they need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028102
>Not streaking in an all monster girl university instead
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no harem of shortstack monsters
>ywn walk around the house and just bend them over something or slam them against a wall and just fuck them into twitching, passed out messes with overstuffed wombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028164
You'd only barely get your pants off before getting dogpiled, no way dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028172
He wouldn't even be able to reach for his pants. The second he takes a step on to that campus, he's getting tackled by some rape-happy girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028126
If I have to criticize anything then maybe the final fight/drama was slightly off-tone or whatever.

Not a criticism, but I hope the wock is okey

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028166
>Not walking around your castle and doing the same thing

It's good to be king

[Anonymous No.]

Any board or discord channel where i can talk about cumflating MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027856
Charybdis, you fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028204
>castle is so big, sometimes you wander into rooms you were in earlier by accident
>sometimes you find girls you just fucked still unconscious or fingering themselves and licking off the semen stuck to their hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028212
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028212
Here? As long as you don't go to crazy with it, I've never seen anyone complain

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028190
She's okay, probably curled up in a ball getting PTSD flashbacks, but very much alive. She just needs a bit (as in a Shit Ton) of healing.

I wanted to give it a bit of flair at the end because I really didn't know how else to end it. I wanted to tie all the themes together with a big knot. I feel like it did its job though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028212
Lurk more newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028223
How did I spoiler everything? Wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028102
This is highly disrespectful to the daughterus who are getting dicked by their papas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028212
/d/'s non-futa threads should be fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028240
>NTR
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028261
You know a place is in a sad state when even the inflation fetishist has higher standards.
Cheers, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028222
Really? most people here act like chimps the instant someone posts something out of their hugbox zone or offtopic

[Anonymous No.]

We all know the kiki-shog dynamic, but what other girls would work well with a kiki head maid? I'm thinking a pussy-whipped high orc with lovely, plush ass and thighs would combo well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028281
Other canines/avians, like Kobolds and regular Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028281
Territorial types like Demons and Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
Eh, this ain't it chief
Kudos for putting the work in though

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna muscular Minotaur to hold me in a full nelson!

[Anonymous No.]

I am become death,destroyer of echidna wombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028306
Welp, time to kill myself then. Sorry I failed you, anon. I will do better in the next life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028316
I want a minotaur to suplex me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20027395
I can assure you, Drama is in fact not your strong suit
17.4k words and your sense of pacing is like a stuttering bullet train- can't decide if it wants to take off running or screech to an instant halt
Its also blatantly pandering to the steelims, and I can't help but wonder if its perhaps better that the Demon Lord/Lilith just doesn't get personified or a canon personality, because she was an absolute wet blanket in this
I suspect you're the person who went on long multi-part posts about the Demon Lord's husband before because there seems to be a lot of 'angst the protagonisthog' going on with him that I just don't see as necessary and seems out of place
"Feels like it was written by someone who sure watches a lot of anime", is probably the most damning and accurate review I can give

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028347
>Demon Lord's child gets kidnapped by an angel
>Somehow said angel is able to just get to Demon Makai, float into a room with all the lilims and the DL in it and not get instantly corrupted
>AND the DL does absolutely nothing about it and just cries in the corner while her husband has to save the day while spouting off edgy mcedgerson trite
We deserve better writefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028347
I don't mind an "anime tone" in MGE stories 2bh

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028347
Ow. Thanks for the feedback Anon. I will try to improve for next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028371
There's a difference between "anime tone" and "I unironically think Fate/Stay Night was a literary masterpiece"
I just can't roll my eyes any harder at 'hero of justice' vomit at this point, I've had enough for one lifetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028379
Stick to non-named (as in, generic instead of established singular beings in lore) characters for a while. You'd have to be legitimately amazing to claim to be able to characterize the Demon Lord, her Husband, Druella and the QoH and pull it off because everyone already has an idea built up in their mind of how those characters act and function. Unless your stuff is overwhelmingly well written its just going to pale in comparison to what people have come up with in their mind, and bring the flaws out that much more poignantly.
Just make up your own lilim if you want to at least circle around that area of the lore. They're designed to be personalized eye-rolling Mary Sues, that's what they're there for. But DL and her husband dont deserve that treatment, cmon now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028347
>I can't help but wonder if its perhaps better that the Demon Lord/Lilith just doesn't get personified or a canon personality
I feel this is for her best. Writting about the unknown can also be a bit hard and anon deifnitely fucked that up by giving them the wrong personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028398
It's cool dude, I suck, I get it.
I only wrote it since it was literally suggested to me when I asked the thread what to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028347
>Its also blatantly pandering to the steelims

Seemed to me a lot of "made up on the spot" lilims got more attention. I didn't think the "pandering" was an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028415
Ah, and therein lies your second, and arguably more important lesson, my friend.
"Always do the opposite of what the thread says"

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleep at 11PM
>Wake up at 4AM

I need Weresheep wool now

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028369
Feel free to encourage me to stop being a lazy, drunken shit, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028415
Note, I am saying you should keep writing- just as far as a first thing to try and write its a death wish to go with what you went. I look forward to reading other stuff provided you can find the right setting, tone, characters and characterization. Sometimes its less your ability to write and rather what you choose to write about that matches your strengths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028428
This is the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028428
Nobody expected him to do anything other than his own personal take on them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028443
I for one don't hate you bollocks and think you have decent taste and ability, I just think you don't have it in you anymore and choose to bitch rather than put your money where your mouth is

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028418
I mean, they were included
That's a lot of red flags right off the bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028456
Some were, at least. tfw victoria got left out

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028456
In his defense, in this kind of story how could you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028347
>"Feels like it was written by someone who sure watches a lot of anime", is probably the most damning and accurate review I can give
uh, do you know what thread you are in? This applies to literally every story I've ever seen posted here

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a lewder version of this and if so does anyone have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028488
>Showing that kind of skin

Already the lewdest version

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028465
There is literally no reason to include other peoples' OC characters in a story other than to pander to the creators of said OC
Its not like any of the steelims are universally or even generally loved or even liked for goodness sake
I bet these days if you poll the thread how many people, other than their own creators, actually like any of the steelims, 60% of people would unironically say 'who?', 30% of people would say they actually dislike them if not hate them in some cases, and the other 10% would be the creators faking being other people to make it seem like they were 'niche'

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028496
>and the other 10% would be the creators faking being other people to make it seem like they were 'niche'
I don't know man, I like [OC] too.
t. not [CREATOR]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028496
You sound a little mad there bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028488
Better question, is there one without the glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028496
To me it seems most people are indifferent and just like having any MGE content. Then you have that one really vocal guy going about everybody absolutly hating steelims and would want them gone from the thread, every single thread. .

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028486
Not Silent_II, dammit
He's still real to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028514
He's gone, Anon. He's not coming back. He was one of my heroes too but you need to let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025179
I’ll reply to a post however old I want!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to beat a minotaur in a video game until she gets mad and violates me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20025709
>>20025725
Dark slimes are good for using silly hats to differentiate personalities

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028407
Yeah, I was totally turned off by how the Hero and DL acted.
I like the Lilith name thing, I'm okay with that, but apart from little cute one off stuff more for comic relief than anything it feels sacrilege for anyone else to dictate what she should act like or what her personality should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028496
There is also always this one guy who really likes to speak for the whole thread when it comes to matters like this.

>Nobody cares about ........
>This is why people here......

And so on. I don't give a fuck about steelims, but come on dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028560
I would agree with you 99% of the time, truly, but I believe in the good of people's tastes here enough to hold on to the hope that no one actually cares about the steelims
I sincerely give you guys that much credit at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028522
Do you guys ever think that maybe if all we do is talk shit to people who try to writefag here we might be to blame for them leaving?
No. It's the writers who are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028560
I've hated their very concept since the first day I came here

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028575
I never shittalk Silent_II, what the hell? I don't think anyone did actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028584
Sounds like you need to build a bridge and get over it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028559
>it feels sacrilege for anyone else to dictate what she should act like or what her personality should be.

Why do people get so involved like this? It's just his personal take on it or whatever. It's nothing more. I mean it was clear from the conception of the idea that it wasn't an attempt to dictate threadcannon or whatever the fuck.

>>20028575
They should take any offense from anonymous posts 2bh. If they do then it is all on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028591
>it is all on them
This, the little fags can't handle the bantz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20028591
>They should take any

They shouldn't I meant to say. Good night