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2028280 No.2028280 [Reply] [Original]

gentlemen... prepare your penises

>> No.2028293

Ekusupurein.

>> No.2028307

>>2028293

since jessica is older (girl on the right of pic) and probably more heavier, i'd have her lie on her back, naked on the bed. she'll still be wearing white socks.

then i'd have the other girl, naked with white socks, like on top of jessica, with her pussy directly above jessica's.

with their asses in front of me, i will be sit myself there. with 1 hand on my penis and the other to hold their asses still, i will insert my penis between their sandwiched pussies. i will pull in and out, acheiving friction. the bottom half of my penis will rub against jessica's vagina, the top half will rub against the other girl (still not telling you her name).

i won't insert my penis in their vaginas because it will probably be too large and i dont want to hurt them.

but the FRICTION man!

>> No.2028311

>>2028293

FRICTION MAN

a law-abiding investment banker by day
a secret pedophile/ephebophile by night... AND day!

a man who is conflicted by his desire to abide by the law and his desire to have sex with underaged girls...

but he has found a compromise... sex with young girls without intercourse!

FRICTION MAN is here to save the day! and his urges for young things!

FRICTION MAN! HE'S OUR HERO!
RUBBING HIS PENIS AGAINST UNDERAGED VAGINAS WITHOUT RISK OF PREGNANCY!

>> No.2028313

>>2028311
just use your hand like everybody else

>> No.2028947

>>2028313

my hand is the mightiest weapon

>> No.2028955

A few threads, and suddenly all /jp/ can talk about is Erotical Nights.

>> No.2028957

Post more Manami Oku.

>> No.2028970

Oh, Investment Banker. I don't know if you're a troll or not, but your yarns horrify all the same.

>> No.2028975

>>2028957

i would if i had any :(

>> No.2028978

>(still not telling you her name)
>Post more Manami Oku
WOW LOOKS LIKE YOUR LITTLE EXCLUSIVE CLUB HAS BEEN SPOILED
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE HER NAME IS PRINTED RIGHT THERE ACROSS THE MAGAZINE COVER OR ANYTHING

>> No.2028991

Fuck you IB, stop talking about raping kids and fix this fucking economy.

>> No.2028999
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2028999

>>2028991

i never talk about raping kids. i only talk about consensual heterosexual sex with underaged girls.

its a lot more enjoyable when a little girl voluntarily touches your penis. it's so cute, you just want to give her a medal just for her enthusiasm!

>> No.2029013

>>2028991

But if people bankrupt, they will be willing to sell their kids for money!

You'd be surprised how often this happens. At least on my country t's pretty easy if you go to the right states.

>> No.2029020

in b4 OP is the cp bomber from /a/

>> No.2029047

>>2028999
>consensual heterosexual sex with underaged girls.
>little girl voluntarily touches your penis.

Not cool bro.

>> No.2029055

Hey, leave Oku out of your pedo fantasies.

>> No.2029058

>>2029013

OH DEAR GOD

DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS

>> No.2029060

>>2028978

>I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE HER NAME IS PRINTED RIGHT THERE ACROSS THE MAGAZINE COVER OR ANYTHING

But /jp/ doesn't know Japanese, so yeah.

>> No.2029093

>>2029055

bit too late for that. she has already sucked my penis in my fantasies and i fondled her almost flat chest

>> No.2029096

>>2028999
You're not speaking from experience.

>> No.2029165
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2029165

>>20289993

Source?

(inb4 reported - proxies, etc.)

>> No.2029171
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2029171

>>2028999

Source?

(inb4 reported - Proxies, etc.)

>> No.2029174

>>2029171
Get the fuck out.

>> No.2029180

>>2029171
Again?

>> No.2029183

>>2029174

Why? I think it somewhat depicts what Mr. Investment Banker subscribed.

>> No.2029184

I support Investment Banker and everything he stands for.

>> No.2029196

>>2029184
Consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position? How can you support such deviance?

>> No.2029200

>>2029171
that gif is great

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2029207

>>2029183

*described

Man I'm tired. Good night folks.

>> No.2029208

>>2029171
wut

>> No.2029217

>>2029171

lol that was in the kansai enkou torrent

>> No.2029220

>>2029207
Too bad they look like apes.

>> No.2029224

>>2029207
can't even get hard with two lolis around? dude must be gay

>> No.2029225

>>2029220
That's just because they are Asian.

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2029237

how do you make gifs?

this one was bloody brutal. literally.

yet arousing/

>> No.2029245

Are the mods asleep?

>> No.2029259

silly anon, /jp/ has no mods

>> No.2029266

>>2029259
They do, they just are narcoleptic.

>> No.2029267

>>2029259
They deleted one post. Then got lazy.

>> No.2029328

back to page 0 you go!

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2029351

heh

>> No.2029369

>>2028999
>i never talk about raping kids.
>i will insert my penis between their sandwiched pussies. i will pull in and out, acheiving friction. the bottom half of my penis will rub against jessica's vagina, the top half will rub against the other girl (still not telling you her name).

Statutory, scumbag. Do you know it?

>> No.2029399

>>2029369

statutory "rape" is not real rape

statutory rape is putting your fingers in your ears and shouting "LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU, YOU RAPED HER!!!" while ignoring facts such as that i got consent

>> No.2029431

>>2029399
minors can't consent, lol

>> No.2029449

>>2029431

yeah, and all black people are criminals
and all old people are racists
and all women are stupid

>> No.2029453

>>2029449
three strawmen valiantly slain, you are a true hero sir;

>> No.2029454

>>2029449
Correct!

>> No.2029473

>>2029454
Indeed.

>> No.2029485

>>2029449
I'm black and I stole candy from the same store until I was 17.

>> No.2029500

>>2029485
And armed robbery naturally followed amirite?

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