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Sandwan butt.

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>> No.20571829

>>20571797
Ganbatte anon, that sounds rough. Anticipation is killer, especially when there's not much you can do.

>> No.20571830
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>tfw no ancient cow gf

>> No.20571840

>>20571830
They're best cow, I need one.

>> No.20571844

>>20571830
Every man wants a taste of Ancient Cow milk!

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>> No.20571855 [DELETED] 

I won a fist fight against a baphomet and left the scene like a boss, dont fuck with me >:D

>> No.20571864

>>20571853
Gosh, getting a tattoo like that right there sure must be painful.

>> No.20571873

>>20571844
soon......

http://discovermagazine.com/2017/march/return-of-the-aurochs

>> No.20571881

>>20571864
Not as painful as the boners it causes. That's the important thing.

>> No.20571884

>>20571864
Well, with pleasure runes it's anything but.

>> No.20571926

>>20571855
What's the deal with those weird heart ovary tattoos I see a lot while looking at hentai? Is it a new fetish the japanese have or something?

>> No.20571937

>>20571926

>>20571864
Meant for this comment

>> No.20571941

>>20571823
Man I want to smell that Anubutt! I bet its super clean

>> No.20571947

>>20571926
Not just the Japanese.
At some point people realized that putting a tramp stamp on the babymaker was an invitation a hundred times hotter than the alternative.
Bonus points if it glows.

>> No.20571981

>>20571853
Would you ask your wife to get this lewd pleasure rune?

>> No.20571984

>Antisocial faggots thinking that a really social and outgoing wife would "change you for the better"
Morons. Just get a waifu that makes staying home heaven, who doesn't nag you to go out and dance and have fun with some cunts you couldn't give less of a shit about.

>> No.20571995

>>20571984
What if I want to do all that stuff and the only reason I don't is that I'm isolated in a hostile city?

>> No.20571997

>>20571823
This picture is making me feel weird in my funny area.

>> No.20572008

>>20571997
Yeah, Anubis' really do make your heart jump!

>> No.20572010

>>20571995
>the only reason I don't is that I'm isolated in a hostile city?
Now you're with your wife in a hostile city. And that's something that would be far more stressful than being by yourself. What if something happens to her because you wanted to be a faggot and play beerpong with a bunch of retards while listening to loud shitty music?

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>>20571823
Why are desert girls so great?

>> No.20572013

>>20571981
Shoggy already has a heart where her womb is!

>> No.20572015
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>>20571823
>>20571823
Headcanon or a "What if" time:

What if the endgame for MGE not only has the Demon Lord, her hubby, Lilims daughters and the rest of monstergirl kind winning and the monstergirl Utopia is achieved. But what about something involving the Chief Goddess too?

Some said there'd be a final standoff or a last stand for the Order that has a Final or Last Remaining Hero trying to defend the Chief God against the imminent Monstergirl Victory. And once the battle is done and the monstergirls win the Demon Lord and her hubby would actually mercifully let the Chief God and the Last Hero of the Order live. But they'd help both of them hook up as a married couple living their new lives of corruption and monsterization.

But what if Final Hero is not Final Hero. But Final Heroes in the form of a brother and sister duo, specifically a younger lil' bro and older big sis duo? Demon Lord and her hubby also beat them and help both of them be Ina three-way relationship with the beaten Chief God?

>> No.20572019

>>20571830
>>20571873
>Bigger and bigger cows and cowgirls
Yes!

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>>20572019
It is the dream, also
>Go to spain
>sign up in arena
>bull fight
>opponent is a very arge very irrate minotaur with very large forward facing horns
>the whole time you are dodging her attacks you cant help but wonder, is she trying to tackle you so she can rape you, or is she really trying to gore the shit out of you

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>>20572012
Exotic fashion + delicious brown.

>> No.20572093

Did anyone save .less's work before the imgur link in the pastebin went down?

>> No.20572100

>>20572015
The beauty of MGE is that, aside from a few set rules, almost nothing is set in stone. Even things that are theoretically “confirmed” can be worked around with sone creative thinking. For e.g. “Lilith” is a familiar the demon lord uses to pose as her in public, while keeping herself safe and hidden away in her castle in the royal demon realm.

As for your theory, there’s been some kind of indication in the MGE canon that there’s something going on behind the scenes between the DL and the divinities. Who knows, maybe the Chief God might be friendly to the DL and her cause, but is bund by heavenly bureaucracy to oppose her.

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>>20572088
>delicious brown.

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>>20572103
What's the matter anon?

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I'm trying guys.

>> No.20572195
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Big meaty paws!

>> No.20572200
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can you hear it

>> No.20572207

>>20572149
Nice
Now try a original pose

>> No.20572209
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>>20572200
DA NYA

>> No.20572262

>>20572200
Why's she dressed like that?

>> No.20572271
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Would you go on a karaoke date with your waifu?

>> No.20572288

>>20572262
She can't be nude all day, anon.

>> No.20572332

>>20572271
How did you know my original waifu donut steel was a weird colored singing snek?

>> No.20572355

>>20572271
Nope

>> No.20572359

>>20572271
no

>> No.20572399

>>20572271
I can only sing 4 songs

>> No.20572408

>>20572271
WE'RE BREAKING ZA LAW
WE'RE BREAKING ZA WARUDO

>> No.20572412

>>20572408
My lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yl8t6o85sw

>> No.20572440

>>20571823
Can I order an infinite number of shoggoth maids and make them break space and time and bring me to eternity where I can always be with them forever as my soul is broken into infinite pieces so they can all have their own me as we feel ourselves in the bliss of our understanding, respect, love and eventual unions which will create a recursive reality where I will feel a certain desire to order an infinite number of shoggoth maids as a joke only to find I had created heaven for myself and them as our children come to bring our salvation to myriads of nows and nevers by using our familial bonds as guides to their true home where the all-fathers and all-mothers know them to be children of heaven. All that the children can hear are the words of support and love as all the worlds turns into a churning chaos of madness where a single idea is created in the maelstrom of blasphemies that whispers to the nowhere: "I love you"?

>> No.20572481

>>20572440
You can but you'll have to order straight from the ACME Shogg factory and get them wholesale.

>> No.20572552
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>> No.20572622

>>20572552
Divorce is not for MGE.
delet

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20572642

Watched a documentary about Sergio Leone yesterday, which MGs would be most into spaghetti westerns?

>> No.20572670

>>20572642
This is why you don't give the kids you're babysitting too much candy. Who knows what trouble they'll cause on the sugar high!

>> No.20572671

>>20572642
cow girls

>> No.20572695
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>>20572552
This picture really makes me wish I had a preggo demon waifu and daughreus.

>> No.20572812

>>20572642
>non-pailoli Holst
Dammit Melon.

>> No.20572849

>>20572622
maybe they're just doing a trashy roleplay

>> No.20572854

Lich is a woman who could become my mother.

>> No.20572867

>>20571823
Shoggoths and kikis might probably think that Home Improvement is a horror series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPwLdY6VFY

>> No.20573068

>>20572854
Lich is a woman who I would make a mother.

>> No.20573080

Are cc ittans just blankets?

>> No.20573085

>>20572849
Nerdy daughter is not amused.

>> No.20573086

>>20573080
Maybe. But they don't have any stains on them!

>> No.20573109

>>20573086
I have a blanket I've been cumming into for sixteen years that doesn't have any stains.
Does that mean it'd turn into a CC?

>> No.20573122

>>20573109
>I have a blanket I've been cumming into for sixteen years
Good grief!

>> No.20573141

>>20573122
I'm a "wizard", and I wash it regularly.
It's a single layer without any fill, so it has been incredibly resilient.

>> No.20573153

>>20573141
This man is going to be very happily married when some mamanobama is applied to that blanket.

>> No.20573188

>>20573153
I also have an umbrella I've been using for twenty years that has been around the globe with me.
Please open the portals while my potentially youkai items are in good condition.

>> No.20573191

>>20573188
I have a pencil I've had since preschool. Does that count?

>> No.20573200

Give me the big pigs!

>> No.20573201

>>20573191
Probably.
Nerdy childhood friend pencil tsukumogami.

>> No.20573203
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>>20573200
Okay.

>> No.20573208

>>20573203
That's a small boy, not a big pig!

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>>20573208
Fine, but this pig is too disgusting for me.

>> No.20573224

>>20572622
I assume the child support can be paid with his semen

>> No.20573228

>>20573224
Now that's using your noodle.

>> No.20573232

>>20573222
I will take and use this pig.
She'll be the biggest pig!

>> No.20573261

>>20573188
>oldest item in your house becomes your waifu

Model 1873 octagon barrel .44-40
i don't know if it would be an ohoho brothel madam or what
>octagon shaped drill curls

>> No.20573277

>>20573261
Oh, if we're talking oldest item it wouldn't be the blanket or umbrella.
It'd probably be some artifact from before my family came to America.
One of my lampshades is a rice paddy hat that some distant great-uncle supposedly picked off a farm girl in east Asia over a hundred years ago.

>> No.20573297

>>20573261
>WW2 era katanas

I’m going to slash my crush and turn her into a Cursed Sword monstergirl aren’t I

>> No.20573299

Post Banshees.

>> No.20573311

>>20573299
I think banshees are pretty cute. I'd like to help out a loli one so she'd stop crying but that would only cause her to cry even more!

>> No.20573325

>>20573311
Banshees are really cute, but helping a loli Banshee feel happy will endear you to her, and then she'll start following you around..

>> No.20573335

>>20573325
That's fine, I could lead her to some fun paces she could visit with her friends before sending her back home, I'm sure she would grow to be a nice and happy woman with a good and happy husband.

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>>20573299
>"You want the dead? Regular folk not dark enough for you?"

>> No.20573339

>>20572200
I don't get it, who is this supposed to be?

>> No.20573355
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20573355

>>20573299
Tanshees

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>> No.20573401

>>20573355
I still think that wisp is sporting some massive milkers thanks to that beach ball.

>> No.20573403

>>20572271
Only if it's one of those private booths so it's just the two of us. If she really wanted to do karaoke, I'm okay with the both of us making fools of ourselves in private.

>> No.20573405

>>20573382
>>20572200

>> No.20573407

>>20573355
Wow I want to sex this cutie.

>> No.20573417
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Why are monster girl bosses so great? I want an Anubis boss that gives me a desk close to the window and her office so she can keep an eye on me, for her to "assist me" in the photocopier room during lunch break, and to invite me back to her place to "use her pool" after work.

>> No.20573432

>>20573085
>"daddy would never leave us. Why does mom pretend like he would? We love him and he loves us"

>> No.20573454

which mg is best at gentle music to make people sleep?

>> No.20573466

>>20573454
Dormouse whispering into your ear I think

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>>20573454

>> No.20573483

>>20573277
Congrats. You’re going to be haunted by that girl’s ghost. She really likes that hat.

>> No.20573484

>>20573454
Shoggy chanting and humming in multiple dissonant voices.

>> No.20573534

>>20573454
Gandharva, no contest.

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>> No.20573570
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>>20573534

>> No.20573579

>>20573570
i'd marry one

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>> No.20573595

>>20573534
>>20573570
>”their gentle melodies calm the heart and put people in a quiet mood”
Best songbirds.
Sorry Sirens but I think you’re a little too lively for what we’re trying to do here.

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>>20573338
"This dark enough for you, nook?"

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>>20573299

>> No.20573658

>>20573599
>Looking back, I think my intense and dark mood may have been a cry for attention

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>>20573599
I need more smug girs suddenly not smug.

Preferably ones with big tails.

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>> No.20573777

>>20573770
*Walks on stage*
Ahem!
Fuck Ace!

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>>20573662
Error: Attempts at desmugging have exacerbated the issue.

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>> No.20573818

>>20573770
I hate that headpat images have such a stigma against them because of one guy.

>> No.20573829

>>20572642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

Holstaurs, Minotaurs, Chupacabra, Tanukis. Virtually any MG that would be swooned by the smoldering glare of Clint Eastwood and rugged frontiersmen. So basically every Dadcon MG ever.

>> No.20573840

>>20573818
shame there isn't one of my waifu yet

>> No.20573849
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Remember that even the cutest daughterus should abide by human laws.

>> No.20573863

kys

>> No.20573864
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>>20573849
>MG
>getting a divorce

>> No.20573912

>Replying
For what purpose?

>> No.20573922
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>>20573912
Because we're bored?

>> No.20573965
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В России

>> No.20573988

I like red caps, they're a perfect blend of crazy rape and fluffy consensual-respecting love

>> No.20573989

>>20573965
Is quiet, Ludmila. Too quiet?

>> No.20573994
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>When your newly-made, p'orc harem mistakes the bathtub as a bin to place their warhammers

>> No.20574004

>Relaxing on the couch with the waifu, watching trannies speedrun vidya
Oooh baby, here we go!

>> No.20574010

>>20573994
Who needs a bathtub when you can have a harem lick you clean anyway? I imagine orcs especially would love to run their tongues all over their mate.

>> No.20574017

>>20574004
Watching speed runs done by alps!

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>>20573989

>> No.20574031

>>20574004
>>20574017
Explain further.

>> No.20574046
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>>20574031

>> No.20574050

>>20574046
I know what Alps are, but what do they have to do with speedruns?

>> No.20574065

>>20574050
Speedrun community is filled with trannies.

>> No.20574082

>>20574050
AGDQ is starting and /v/ is fun to tease

>> No.20574088

>>20574010
While I would for a harem of p'orcs to lick me all over, I don't think it's an effective way to clean or for them to clean themselves. They just need to be taught how living in a modern home works. It's bad enough that they built palisade around your house and are now adamant about building a tool forge in your front yard next to the soon to be watch tower.

>> No.20574091

>>20574050
You generally need to have some form of mental illness to put in the time to master one game and one game only.

>> No.20574102

>>20574065
I know of 2, which is a lot proportionally compared to, say, the NFL

>> No.20574107

>You will never be saved by a undead Hel devotee from bleeding out on a nameless battlefield
>You will never become a incubus priest of Hel

I bet you get to carry a cool ritualistic scythe

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>>20574091
Rude.

>> No.20574130

>>20574114
>Speedrunner Gazer
Oh yes
Also, I bet she takes her clothes off and just wears the goo when she gets serious.

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>> No.20574157

>>20574148
Big, tease-able ears

>> No.20574158

>>20574107
>The first of his kind was just a poor pathetic farmer peasant, sent to kill and die by nobles
>Unable to afford gear or weapons, just draped in a long and deep robes to ward off the elements, the thing torn and tattered in places
>Only able to wield the family scythe he'd used just a week ago to reap wheat
>Died early on, on;y to be seen again sporadically to reap the lives of dying soldiers on both sides
>Becomes a myth
>Trusty scythe turns into a shini-tsukumo-gami to accompany him in his wanderings as Death

>> No.20574194

>>20574158
>>Trusty scythe turns into a shini-tsukumo-gami to accompany him in his wanderings as Death

That's a pretty neat idea

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>>20574130
You may want to reconsider, NEET MGs are not particularly glamorous.
https://i.imgur.com/7hTV6U4.png

>> No.20574237

>>20574233
I don't know what you're talking about, that's hot.

>> No.20574250

http://imgbox.com/g/Zta3sqEbgH
The 'new files' gallery has been reset and updated for the month of January.
48 files have been gathered from Twitter, Gelbooru, Danbooru and Pixiv.

>> No.20574260

>>20574250
Good month for art so far, hoping nip artists keep their interest in high orc.

>> No.20574266

>>20573849
Eat shit Bollocks

>> No.20574271

>>20573988
yanderes are good girls

>> No.20574292

>>20574233
i want to lick that tummy sweat and push on the vibe through her panties

>> No.20574359

>>20574250
Piggies and banshees

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>>20574292
I'mma tease her ears so she messed up

>> No.20574383

What shows am I allowed and not allowed to like in order to take part in these threads?

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>> No.20574405

>>20574383
Like what you want you dork. If people get mad then it's no big deal because you're anon and it won't matter unless you post the same thing again.

>> No.20574413

>>20574383
Qualtiy and taste is all over the place
Just dont post emg, the abomination side of mgq and that one manga about raising a demon baby and it should be fine

>> No.20574418
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>>20574383
You're allowed to like Game Center CX

>> No.20574433

>>20574413
>>20574383
I would say some MonMusu is fine as long as its not about the shit parts and it’s not frequently.

>> No.20574434
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>> No.20574442

>>20574413
>demon baby
?

>> No.20574447

>>20574434
Winter girls have BIG MEAT

>> No.20574452

What does your waifu smell like when she is trying to smell good?
Mine smells like scented pinecones and fresh cotton.

>> No.20574460

>>20574442
Its a manga where a demon tries to raise her kid
Its comfy, but to most people here the fact that the baby is a boy is a COLOSSAL deal breaker, like it stabbed a puppy or something

>> No.20574471

>>20574460
>the fact that the baby is a boy
You forgot the part where the father is a monster boy you cum guzzling apologist.

>> No.20574476
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>>20574447
>BIG MEAT

>> No.20574478
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>>20574460
Wild guess: You're leaving out the part where it's a monster boy.

>> No.20574496

>>20574471
>>20574478
Which it why i told the other guy not to post it.
I agree that its comfy, but it has no place here.

>> No.20574506

>>20574478
That's kind of implied

>> No.20574520

>>20574471
>>20574478
I honesty thought he meant monsterboy from the get go.
Or are we so fucked up about that momster shit we assume every child raised my monsters is human?

>> No.20574545
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>>20574520
>are we so fucked up about that momster shit we assume every child raised my monsters is human?
Rude.

>> No.20574552

>>20574545
SQUISHY

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>>20574383
You have to like Black Jack

>> No.20574601
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20574601

Would you?

>> No.20574606

>>20574601
the fuck is that?

>> No.20574615

>>20574570
He looks like some kinda Chinese knock-off Harlock.

>> No.20574623

>>20574606
Looks like either a mimic or a roper

>> No.20574633

>>20574601
Kotatsu mimic.
As dangerous as a normal kotatsu

>> No.20574649

>>20574606
>>20574623
Not the person that posted it but i'm pretty sure it's a kotatsu tsukumogami.

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>>20574633
>implying anything could match a kotatsu

>> No.20574694

>>20574615
He's the greatest surgeon around
Also has a "Daughter" thats mentally 18 but physically 4, seeing as shes a bunch of organs in a doll shell that somehow got working.

>> No.20574717

Friendly reminder that all Kobolds belong on leashes when out in public. If not for their safety, then for their pleasure!

>> No.20574727
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>>20574476
Teasing Wendis with smoked ham scented candles!

>> No.20574732
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>>20574727
That could backfire.

>> No.20574739

>>20574694
>"Daughter" thats mentally 18 but physically 4, seeing as shes a bunch of organs in a doll shell that somehow got working.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjpE70Tq7Rs

>> No.20574745

>>20574615
No idea how you could know about Harlock but not Black Jack.

>> No.20574756

>>20574732
What are they doing to him?

>> No.20574759

>>20574615
>Knows Harlock
>Doesn't know Black Jack
What the fuck

>> No.20574764

>>20574756
Fighting over who gets to rescue him.

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>>20574694
>>20574739

>> No.20574797
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20574797

Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.20574814
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>>20574765
I need an adult.

>> No.20574827
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>>20574797
huff the fluff!

>> No.20574835

>>20574814
>that pic
All my yes

>> No.20574838

>>20574764
>Papa Wendi scoops him away to his coat to warm up and share a few beers
>the little Wendis don't notice he's gone and keep arguing

>> No.20574840
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>>20574827
Tailets, when will they learn?

>> No.20574873
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20574873

If the sclera's black, watch your back.

>> No.20574944

Are writing stories about the Sith allowed?

>> No.20574953

>>20574873
More like open the city gates and surrender to the new demon order

>> No.20574958

>>20573818
That one guy is the person spamming them. He's so autistic he genuinely want the entire setting to be about headpats instead of sex. If /monster/ could stop feeding his ego and sucking him off for five minutes for simply existing he might finally gain a fraction of self awareness and stop sperging like this.

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>>20574953

>> No.20574968

>>20574765
>>20574814
Those soft tummies are getting me riled up.

>> No.20574974

>>20574958
I want headpats and sex. Maybe even during.

>> No.20574980

>>20574974
That's perfectly fine, but Ace wants to overwrite the sexual aspects of MGE because of his own mental problems. He's no better than the faggot who tried to rewrite MGE to make it anti Sabbath with Alices and Baphomets killing men interested in them.

>> No.20574981
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Best lizard.

>> No.20574984

>>20574981
Dumb dragon.

>> No.20574986

>>20574944
no

>> No.20574995
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>>20574980
>He's no better than the faggot who tried to rewrite MGE to make it anti Sabbath with Alices and Baphomets killing men interested in them.
How can I forget?
>only visible to those who genuinely have a pure heart
>still manages to lure and kill pedos

>> No.20574999

>>20574944
Not here. Furry is against the global rules. Take it to some cancer place like TFT if you have to write that shit but we don't need to hear about it.

>> No.20575005

>>20574661
Meh. Being warm is overrated.
>t. Ice Girl man-slut

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>>20575005

>> No.20575014

>>20574995
Somehow that was one of the least bad things he done. That god awful jabberwock is still burned into my eyes.

>> No.20575019

>>20575005
Realistically, how cold would it get living with the different ice species? Are we talking low sixties and fifties, or thirties and twenties, or sub zero? I bet different species would make it more or less cold around them.

>> No.20575028

>>20574995
Fuck off retard, stop posting this trash.

>> No.20575036

>>20575028
The point is its no better than Ace trying to turn the encyclopedia into the headpat power hour.

>> No.20575039

>>20575019
A lot of them like the Ice Queen and Wendigo talk about full blown blizzards but a lot of them also have magical cold that drains away all warm emotions and feelings.

>> No.20575045

>>20575036
That still doesn’t justify posting bad art, even if it’s an example simply link to it on imgur instead of uploading it here.

>> No.20575048

>>20575036
So? You still don't have to post it every fucking time.

>> No.20575052

>>20575039
So the question then is, if you were to stand next to each ice species, which would feel the coldest? Like, would it feel colder next to a Tsuarara compared to a YukiOnna?

>> No.20575057

My name is anon and I'm a slut for little loli butts.

>> No.20575059

>>20575048
It wasn't me posting it, and I haven't seen that image for years.
Its ironic you're complaining about that one rarely posted picture when the headpat bullshit is spammed in comparison.

>> No.20575063

>>20575059
>implying people aren’t complaining about the headpat spam

>> No.20575067

>>20575052
Probably the Ice queen,since they are not only high rank monster but thier ice magic is so strong they never can fully thaw.

>> No.20575069

>>20575059
>>It wasn't me posting it
>implying that anyone who doesn't like retards spamming bad art for outrage (You)'s are fine with Ace's trash being spammed.
You're a fucking retard.

>> No.20575070

>>20575063
I just wish the people Ace gave a shit about mentioned it to him. He thinks pissing off this place is funny, but he might understand what a faggot he's being if /monster/ or TFT call him out on it.

>> No.20575084

>>20575057
Hi anon!

>> No.20575091

>>20575057
I'm addicted to Bapho butt to the point I want to bury my face between her fragrant, soft little thighs and slurp at her womanly hole, nibbling while she brushes my head with her tail. All until she's wetter than a baby seal and more hob-kneed than a newborn billy goat.

>> No.20575107

>>20575070
The simple solution is to ignore the moron. He's just some stereotype dumb fuck texan with a big ego and no power at all over the official canon. KC probably hasn't even heard of him, or just thinks he's a fan with a weird fetish.

>> No.20575127

I wanna walk up behind an occupied rata and make her tail my new daki even when her knees give out

>> No.20575183

>>20575107
If you think headpatting wouldn’t fit into the MGE setting you either haven’t been paying attention or you’re just dumb. KC would probably find it perfectly fine. It’s just this thread likes to completely ignore anything it doesn’t like (remember, there’s potions that can make monsterboys and the Trumparts make their husbands into actual fucking animals. As in, animals who fuck them).

>> No.20575187

>>20575183
Did you honestly think that was the part he was referring to?

>> No.20575191

>>20575183
Have you even listened? The faggot hates sexual content and posts his shit because he wants to move the setting away from porn.

>> No.20575201

>>20575183
>Actual fucking animals
Nobody was talking about that you dumb fuck. Everybody knows that Wonderland is essentially the /d/ expy of the MGE setting where all the weird kinky shit happens within reason of KC's scope. People are talking about how Ace's name is essentially shorthand for "Asexual" and how he commission spams headpat memes as if he doesn't have anything else better to be fucking doing.

Christ you would think you'd know to ignore or remove faggots before they become a fucking issue.

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>>20575183
>If you think headpatting wouldn’t fit into the MGE setting you either haven’t been paying attention or you’re just dumb. KC would probably find it perfectly fine.
That's not the fucking point. The point is that that Ace spams headpat pics because he hates the fact that MGE is a hentai setting. He's just like the faggots on /tg/ and Spacebattles who write stories about monstergirls being brutally slaughtered by SPESS MEHREENS.

>> No.20575212

>>20575205
>SPESS MEHREENS.
I disagree with this only because i don't think i have actually seen anyone do a genocide fic with either warhammer series. Normally just seems like making them less grimdark.

>> No.20575226

>>20575212
Groigori did one i think
But its been long deleted

>> No.20575227

>>20575191
>>20575201
>>20575205
Does that make anything I said wrong? The reason he’s able to gain any kind of notoriety at all on these boards is because you autists literally cannot fucking help yourselves from sperging out at anything that doesn’t strictly follow your own, frequently wrong, interpretation of MGE.

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>>20575212
>I disagree with this only because i don't think i have actually seen anyone do a genocide fic with either warhammer series.
You've obviously never been to the MGE threads on /tg/ or SpaceBattles. If it's not Space Marines, it's whatever setting they like coming into MGE and genociding all monster girls FOR HUMANITY.

>> No.20575235

>>20575183
Its not that heatpats can be in the setting, its that Ace thinks that should be the defining trait instead of sex, and he sits on as many commission spaces as possible to spam art in a pathetic attempt to win over the community to his defective way of thinking.

>> No.20575238

>>20575227
I'm assuming this is a troll but I'll bite. In your opinion, what do you think this thread misunderstands or is wrong about?

>> No.20575242

>>20575238
I'm assuming that is Ace or a /monster/ fag defending their headpat pope.

>> No.20575254

>>20575227
I don't even care about it personally, fuckstick. If I want to communicate my issues to Ace I'll do it straight on the Discord. Rarely ever comment on it because there's no fucking point in doing so, but the fact this shit keeps getting posted OVER and OVER again doesn't do jack fucking shit for breaking the monotony.

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>>20575227
>your own, frequently wrong, interpretation of MGE
How the fuck is our interpretation more wrong than a guy who wants to turn all MGE girls into pure maidens who don't even know what a dick is?

>> No.20575259

>>20575238
Well the biggest one is obviously the topic of monsterboys, despite Wonderland having them, tentalce potions existing, beast boost/theriomancy being able to be used by men, and chaos monsters existing, people act like they”re some sort of religious blasphemy. Oh and there’s also genderbending potions in wonderland. And the aforementioned Trumparts who transform their husbands into German Shepherds before riding their red rockets, and I could’ve sworn there was a futa potion in wonderland as well. But this thread is such a noxious safe space people lose their minds at the mention of these things.

>> No.20575261

>>20575227
He gained notoriety because he gets the same drawing made constantly so he can force his shit interpretation of the setting on everyone and has an ego the size of the sun over it.
He also writes some of the worst trash the community has produced but the three fans he has on /monster/ have convinced him he's the Terry Pratchett of monstergirls.

>> No.20575263

>>20575212
Well, warhammer fantasy wasn't about genociding xenos.

>> No.20575271

>>20575227
>frequently wrong, interpretation of MGE.
At least these threads don't believe monster girls just want to be head patted while reading mein kamph after going to church and don't care about sex.

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>>20575259
>tentacle potions
>chaos transformations
>monsterboys

>> No.20575277

>>20575259
People know they exist. Nobody has ever said they don't. Just because something exists doesn't mean that they need to be discussed.

>> No.20575282

>>20575259
Eat shit faggot.

>> No.20575283

>>20575259
That's not misinterpreting it though, that's just not wanting to talk about it.
>and I could’ve sworn there was a futa potion in wonderland as well
Which KC said he won't write about and only "approved" of in the Q&A he's also explicitly said isn't canon until he puts the answers in a book.
It was as close to a "fuck off" as KC can get.

>> No.20575284

>>20575271
>monster girls just want to be head patted while reading mein kamph after going to church and don't care about sex.
/monster/ have weird beliefs on monster values. I remember reading a thread where they were convincing themselves that the bible belt would have no problem accepting succubus and demon waifus into their communities, and that the monsters would all have conservative southern state values somehow.

>> No.20575289

>>20575234
/tg/ monster girl threads are the absolute bottom of the shit pit
It's incredibly how fucking bad they are, to the point where even other /tg/ threads seem to revile them

>> No.20575290

>>20575284
I remember how you post this every single fucking time those retards get brought up because you have autism.

>> No.20575292

>>20575263
True. Fantasy fans are probably a lot less hostile to anything not human than 40k, but i still maintain the warhammer fandoms rarely if ever make genocide fics.

>>20575259
>monsterboys, despite Wonderland having them
where is that stated?

>> No.20575295

>>20575290
I've mentioned it twice in the last four months to prove what autists they are. Stop exaggerating.

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>> No.20575309

>>20575292
I assume he's counting bestiality as monster boys for some reason. He probably just said monster boys to troll the thread and get people mad.

>> No.20575311

>>20575290
>calls everyone he doesn't like autists
>defending the headpat spam
>easily butthurt
Hello Ace, your stories are fucking garbage.

>> No.20575312

>>20575295
Everyone saw what you posted the first time you fucking tard. You don't need to keep posting what you see when you visit that shithole.

>> No.20575314

>>20575284
That's the fucking weird part. Highly religious southerners being totally cool with blue skinned sex addicts with horns with a name like Demons is one of the most funny things to me.

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>>20575314
If Lescatie has taught me anything, highly religious types are the most repressed people of all.

>> No.20575322

>>20575277
>>20575283
“Not discussing it” is fine. Ace slunds like he’s geniinely writing an entirely alternative universe from MGE that happens to use MGE characters, while also happening to be an obnoxiously prick about it. Just fucking ignore him. The trouble starts when the people on this thread produce genuinely good content, only for everyone else to shit on it because “muh bad fetish”. There was a mermaid image posed as OP about 2-3 threads ago that was fucking gorgeous, but people shit on it because “muh mermaid spammer”. It’s repulsive to the point of vomit-inducing. If you don’t oike something, ignore it, don’t be fucking assholes.

>> No.20575323

>>20575309
A that makes sense. Only thing i can imagine near MBs would be chaos monsters, but you can still transform into a normal dude so i dont really think they count.

>> No.20575327

>>20575311
>so retarded that he can't understand that you can call someone a fucking autist for posting loosely related shit just because /monster/ retards posted it while also calling Ace a dumb nigger
Please go the fuck away you dumb faggot.

>> No.20575328

>>20575312
>made about a similar post made four months or so apart
>ok with daily I WANT AN X TO DO Y! posts
I'm starting to think you really are ace or one of his shithead fanboys.

>> No.20575333

>>20575322
Go fuck yourself you monsterboy faggot.

>> No.20575341

Can we all just agree that Ace would be an alright guy if he just dropped the ego and stopped pretending that his interpretation was anything more than weird headcanon?

>> No.20575342

>>20575322
Oh so you're just someone who told to fuck off for justified reasons and you're choosing headpats and mermaids as a way to lash out.

>> No.20575344

>>20575328
>If you don't like one thing you must like the other
Stop trying to deflect from your faggotry by using an even bigger retard like Ace.

>> No.20575348

>>20575292
Well, in Fantasy its because mutli-race alliances are fairly common and get along fairly well.

But yeah, you really don't see genocide fics as eliminating a race generally involves the annihilation of a faction.
That and just steamrolling a foe is bad writing.

>> No.20575353

>>20575344
Looks like I was wrong then, headpat pope would never make fun of himself, even jokingly. Carry on.

>> No.20575355

>>20575341
Nah, he's a fucking faggot and nothing will change that.

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>>20575322
>There was a mermaid image posed as OP about 2-3 threads ago that was fucking gorgeous, but people shit on it because “muh mermaid spammer”.
Noticed how he copied the OP text along with the links. Only the mermaid spammer would be autistic enough to do that.
>The trouble starts when the people on this thread produce genuinely good content, only for everyone else to shit on it because “muh bad fetish”.
Sorry for not accepting your futa scat gangbang material.

>> No.20575375

>>20575309
It’s literally the first thing on the KC Q&A on the wiki you blind idiot.

>>20575342
Retype that to be readable. I didn’t tell anyone to fuck off yet.

>> No.20575376

>>20575341
He's a miserable little shit who can dish out the bantz but can't take a single joke at his expense. I'd rather have psychofox back than have to see any more of his endless self promotion in the discords.

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>>20575322
>The trouble starts when the people on this thread produce genuinely good content, only for everyone else to shit on it because “muh bad fetish”.
Hahaha, no. The trouble starts when people write content that they know will incense people interested in monster girls, be it futanari or monsterboys, or what have you and act like they're the victim. I'll just give you a hint: If it reads like it belongs on /d/ or /trash/, it more than likely does. You're not going to find friends writing shit like furshit (Against global rules so gg no re), guro/snuff, bestiality, netorare, futa, etc. when a majority of the people here appear to prefer vanilla and comfy stuff.

Since I'm rambling I'll just break it down for you: Don't cock slap a mouse trap and cry foul when it snaps shut on your pretty pink pecker because the only person to blame is yourself. Now fuck off.

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>>20575375
>It’s literally the first thing on the KC Q&A on the wiki you blind idiot.
Hmmmm...
>Until the material here is confirmed in print, this information should not be considered canon.

>> No.20575394

>>20575341
He could stop writing too. His stories are all poorly written garbage that are only related to the community because he claims some characters are monstergirls, but writes them like generic moeblob anime girls instead.

>> No.20575405

>>20572271
Yes, but only after mambonambomana has improved my singing voice.

>> No.20575408

>>20575376
Stop lying
No one wants psychofox back

>> No.20575410

>>20575375
>Retype that to be readable. I didn’t tell anyone to fuck off yet.
Missed a "got" after the who but you obviousoy got the message loud and clear. You're just looking for ways to worm your way into looking good now.

>> No.20575413

>>20575388
>Posting western trash
Faggot.

>> No.20575417

>>20575410
>obviousoy
>onions
Typing with an injured hand is hard but that gave me a good chuckle.

>> No.20575421

>>20575393
And honestly until he says otherwise I'm assuming it's still just the tea we all know about and the difference in language/what he thinks a monster boy is is why he says that.

>> No.20575425

>>20575388
Yes because it’s completely impossible for a writer who genuinely wants to write good story to post here only to find that because there was the briefest mention of an alp on line 224 that it’s now /d/ tier trash. Maybe when you wipe that shit out of your own eyes you’ll be able to see that maybe you aren’t the fucking arbiters of what is and isn’t good monstergirl stuff. The decline of the writefags and drawfags on this board is because of trash like you bawling like toddlers whenever even the barest hint of something you don't like pops up. You think I’m exaggerating? There was a piece of art a few threads back that had all kinds of monster girls on it got all kinds of shit because they thought one of the monsters was a guy.

Maybe don’t be such a smug faggot while having double digit IQ. And you sure as shit don’t tell me what to do.

>> No.20575427

>>20575357
Not to mention he made the thread like half an hour before the previous one was finished.

>> No.20575428

>>20575408
I'd honestly take him over Ace.
Ace actually has a few dedicated fanboys who think he's god tier somehow, feeding his already massive ego. Fox was hated by everyone and told obvious lies at every opportunity, which were fun to poke holes in to see his reaction.

>> No.20575431
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>>20575417
So something like
>Yo onions un rapisto
will have the second word filtered?

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Why dont we just chill and look at ass?

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>>20575271
DESU, I don't think Ace actually shares the views of the average /monster/ anon-he just posts there because they're the only people who will tolerate his autism.

But enough about that. Let's talk about dark knights.

>> No.20575444

>>20575425
Here's a hint. Maybe don't post Alp shit.

>> No.20575445

>>20575425
Is there a reason you're here? It sounds like this place isn't a very good fit for you.

>> No.20575446

>>20575436
It's sunday anon
People have to generate salt for dinner

>> No.20575449

>>20575425
Nobody in their right mind is going to give a fucking shit if you have the briefest mention of an Alp in a story. Unless you go out of your way to parade how progressive and tolerant you are like a stereotypical onions guzzling shitlick it is literally trivial that you acknowledge they exist. You could even drop a line of Cait Siths being in the Cat Kingdom and nobody will bat an eye so long as the main focus isn't about how much Anon E. Moose wants to stick his dick in one of them.

Shit in your fist you over-sensitive, pretentious bitch waffle.

>> No.20575450

>>20575410
Turns out when you remove a verb from a sentence it becomes hard to understand. If I gave a fuck about looking good I’d just mindlessly nod my head along with groupthink.

>> No.20575455

>>20575431
Well it looks like you found that out.

>> No.20575456

>>20575436
I want to be bullied by shortstacks!

>> No.20575457

>>20575436
Can't you see we're enjoying our anger? Get that ass out of here unless its producing a shitpost for us to rage at.

>> No.20575458

>>20575425
>a writer who genuinely wants to write good story to post here only to find that because there was the briefest mention of an alp on line 224 that it’s now /d/ tier trash
Has that actually ever happened

>> No.20575463

>>20575348
>Well, in Fantasy its because mutli-race alliances are fairly common and get along fairly well.
That makes sense. Probably also helps that waifufags do make up a non insignificant portion of the fandom.

>> No.20575464

>>20575449
Same with him bringing up chaos monsters. Most of them are actually pretty popular here. Even stuff like Wendidad gets memed. There is a difference between being able to mention it and being a faggot about it.

>> No.20575465

>>20575449
>onion
this some sort of meme?

>> No.20575467

>>20575458
KDF once wrote a story that only featured soiled diapers 20 times, and everyone acted like he was some creepy diaper fetishist for it!
There's no pleasing this place!

>> No.20575474

>>20575465
S 0-Y is filtered.

>> No.20575475

>>20575449
>You could even drop a line of Cait Siths being in the Cat Kingdom and nobody will bat an eye so long as the main focus isn't about how much Anon E. Moose wants to stick his dick in one of them.
Eat shit furfag

>> No.20575479

>>20575465
There's a certain meme word 4chan changes into onions when posted. This isn't a new feature at all.

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>>20575449
>Anon E. Moose

>> No.20575486

>>20575449
Are you blind or are you just fucking stupid? That’s exactly what happens every single fucking thread. You post a picture of Druela? Oh it turns out Grigori was the one who commissioned it. Reeee. Oh you posted a fantastic piece of mermaid art? It turns out the guy who posted it was persona-non-grata. Reeee.

You’re not only an idiot, you’re a liar too.

>>20575445

I’d rather be almost anywhere else for my monster girl encyclopedia content. But MGR is slow as molasses and /monster/ is full of literal fucking nazis. If I had any other forum I’d take it.

>> No.20575488

>>20575463
Well, due to this thread having some crossover with other things, you'll see some MG versions of Warhammer species popping up every now and then.
Dwarves and lizardmen being the most common

>> No.20575493

>>20575486
>reddit

>spacing

>> No.20575499

>>20575475
What example would you provide then?

>> No.20575502

>>20575488
>Dwarves and lizardmen being the most common
>lizardmen
Did you mean Tomb Kings? Seen way more settra memes and stuff than lizardmen.

>> No.20575505

>>20575486
>/monster/ is full of literal fucking nazis.
I hate that the crazier element of the left have destroyed the word nazi, because sometimes you can't tell if someone means actual facist or some guy they have a minor disagreement with.

>> No.20575509

>>20575493
He's also defending Grigori trash and mermaid spam. It's nice that one of these faggots finally sperged so everyone can see what to look out for.

>> No.20575511

>>20575436
It's really difficult to look at shoggy ass unless you straight up tell her you want to see some buns

>> No.20575512

>>20575486
>You post a picture of Druela? Oh it turns out Grigori was the one who commissioned it. Reeee. Oh you posted a fantastic piece of mermaid art? It turns out the guy who posted it was persona-non-grata. Reeee.
You ignoring the part where said drawings usually include his OCs who totally aren't nazis? Or that they're scenes from his stories involving mass slaughter of the girls the threads are about?

>> No.20575514

>>20575486
Do you really feel like going out of your way to shit up a place you don't even want to be in

>> No.20575518

>>20575505
I’ll save you the hassle: they’re actual nazis. They literally think Jewish people wouldn’t get monster girl waifus because they’re too evil. I got banned from there because I pointed out that their idea to kill non-virginal monster girls was similar to the muslims they hate.

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>>20575505
This is from their Genie thread.

>> No.20575523

>>20575425
What this guy said >>20575449
You're just being a faggot.

>> No.20575529

>>20575518
>They literally think Jewish people wouldn’t get monster girl waifus because they’re too evil.
I mean yeah.

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>>20575486
>Are you blind or are you just fucking stupid?

>> No.20575535

>>20575502
Lizardmen come and go but the Tomb Kings posting is mostly just Settra posting as the 'egypt' flavor is dominated by other stuff.

That and TK being mostly skellies doesn't help

>> No.20575537

>>20575518
>>20575519
Go back to where you niggers came from and stay there.

>> No.20575538

>>20575518
>non-virginal monster girls
Isn't that impossible?

>> No.20575539

>>20575505
It's accurate usage in this case. That entire site is full of people who were too /pol/ for /pol/

>> No.20575544

>>20575512
Yes, actually, I am. When good art or a good story appears, I appreciate it for being good art or a good story. I don’t feel the need to discount shit because of its source.

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>>20575518
>their idea to kill non-virginal monster girls
and im called edgy for wanting some rough play.

>> No.20575551

>>20575518
>>20575519
So you're telling me these are the kind of people who ironically enough wouldn't get monster waifus, being hate filled sacks of shit?

>> No.20575552

>>20575544
>When good art or a good story appears, I appreciate it for being good art or a good story
Good thing it's neither then you fucking faggot.

>> No.20575560

>>20575538
No.
NTR is impossible, monsters raping and then leaving if you aren't a good match is not.

>> No.20575562

>>20575546
Dumb smelly idiot zombie that can't look both ways before walking outside her house.

>> No.20575568

>>20575544
And you can't just find the source of what you like and enjoy it in private without having to post it for everyone in these threads to see?

>> No.20575569

>>20575562
good smelly or bad smelly?

>> No.20575574

>>20575518
>Goes to a place he doesn't like
>To then go to another place he doesn't like to complain about the first place he doesn't like

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>>20575551
MGs don't particularly care if you're an angery retard so long as they can keep you from being an angery retard through regular applications of V.
And then they'll pick up incubus values eventually.

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>>20575538
Certain parts of MGE lore suggest that it is possible for monster girls to pump-and-dump before settling down with a husband. It's implied to be very rare though.

>> No.20575580

>>20575569
Very bad.

>> No.20575583

>>20575569
She smells like rotting flesh so unless you worship Yog, pretty smelly.

>> No.20575592

>>20575577
I feel it's more KC going "I don't know why you'd want your waifu to have fucked other people before you, but alright, whatever you want." than giving a hard no, much like with other fetishes such as those going around in Wonderland or even those he doesn't want to write about.

>> No.20575602

>>20575577
Only a handful on entries actually mention that they won't only rape men they like unless you are shit posting with early gelbooru entries like the Black Harpy.

>> No.20575607

>>20575538
Its rare, but possible. Same with monstergirl prostitutes actually having more than one client. Rare, but possible.
Only non virginal MG case i find dumb is widowed monsters. It seems stupid as fuck for that to happen with all the shit that makes death of the husband not matter. And i know KC has said its possible.

>> No.20575615

>>20575576
shitty people failing to be demonized by weak doormats needs to stop being popular.

>> No.20575618

>>20575607
It's also been said his interviews aren't 100% canon and can change with new info.

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>>20575615
What

>> No.20575637

>>20575602
From Fallen Maidens.
>After a monster assaults and has sex with a man, in the case that the monster liked the man, she won't release the man afterwards.
"In the case that" implies that monstergirls settling down with the first person they give the V isn't 100% guaranteed.

>> No.20575639

>>20575618
This is both a good and bad thing.
Good because shittier aspects can be removed, but bad because taken to extremes it can make all species interchangeable, like making a weak bookish Salamander or a dumb meathead Lich.

>> No.20575640

>>20575627
everybody wins because they are nice now despite being executable trash is a shit meme and society needs to stop shielding the rotting parts from a good lethal bludgeoning

>> No.20575641

>>20575583
>She smells like rotting flesh
no she doesn't

>> No.20575647

>>20575486
>>20575518
>this is the type of poster complaining about /mgt/ being too mean
Thanks for yet again publicly showing off what a clown you are, I guess.

>> No.20575651

>>20575637
What if the man doesn't really want that species though? For instance, I don't hate Holstaurs but I don't care about them, and surprise sex from one wouldn't stop me from wanting my wife's species instead.

>> No.20575659

>>20575640
Edgy.

>> No.20575661

So would Spider-Man attract spider girls or cat girls to him?

>> No.20575668

>>20575659
The trick is to wear armor so you don't also cut yourself.

>> No.20575672

>>20575639
While i'm sure the idea that anything is possible other than a few subjects like NTR still stands but who knows how much he had written at the point of the interview on Hel and how easy to is to become undead is from world guide 3.

>> No.20575675

>>20575661
According to Japanese fanart blue demon girls.

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I don’t understand what people are talking about or why I should care. I just really want a wurm to hug me tight and a wurm daughter to dote on.

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I wish I had a cute automotan gf to help me get my life in order.

>> No.20575684

>>20575533
>tfw no satori mge monster girl

>> No.20575688

>>20575675
>demon girls
>not Shoggoths
fucking

>> No.20575698

>>20575661
He'd attract Liv.

>> No.20575708

>>20575640
Monsters have a different set of values than humans, with one big difference being that they don’t give much a damn at all about your past.
Sorry that they won’t let you enact your petty revenge fantasies.

>> No.20575713

>>20575698
>Spider-Verse movie
>put in the two worst spiders and make the worst one the protagonist
Why can't monster girls be real so they can fix this awful world?

>> No.20575719

>>20575713
I didn't watch Spiderverse for Miles. I watched it for Liv and those tentacles.

>> No.20575726

>>20575719
Don't watch lesbians, anon.

>> No.20575750

>>20575708
Revenge implies i've been wronged when i haven't. It's just that people like you entertaining the thought of babyrapists being forgivable because they felt bad about it pisses me off.

>> No.20575752

>>20575713
>want monstergirls to be real so movies don't suck
I just want them to be real so I can live happily trapped in a wilderness house somewhere with someone who actually loves me.
I hope we're all alive to see haptic feedback VR, or at the very least those fringe theories about conciousness being related to quantum mechanics are true so we can live alongside monstergirls in the next life

>> No.20575770

>>20575752
Well the movies not sucking are just a bonus.

>> No.20575810

>>20575641
Oh, I thought she did because Franchouchou was supposed to be a pun about rotting flesh smell.

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>> No.20575912

God dammit Hiro

>> No.20575920

>>20575912
What did he do?

>> No.20575928

>>20575920
Broke the site for a bit.

>> No.20575956

>>20575684
isn't every touhou save for like maybey 4 people monstergirls?

>> No.20575964

>>20575956
Depending on how you classify gods.

>> No.20575975

>>20575956
I meant a MGE version though

>> No.20576025

>no spooky Wendigo waifu who stands outside the cabin window and stares inside with a wide smile.

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>>20575821
multiarm is gud content

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>>20575821
More arms=more hugs.

>> No.20576062

>>20575821
>TFW no Marilith

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>>20576042

>> No.20576095
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New Exet game when?

>> No.20576118 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAc0Gcn83w

>> No.20576129

>>20576118
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.20576133

>>20576118
>normie youtube content
holy fuck people actually watch this shit?
actually fuck off

>> No.20576134

>>20576118
Stop shilling your shitty youtube videos here.

>> No.20576168

>>20576118
Oh look, its a man without any shame or self awareness.

>> No.20576207

Let's talk about busty onee-sans.

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>>20576207
What about them?

>> No.20576226

>>20576168
> implying a lack of shame is a bad thing
Self-awareness is important and uploading this sort of thing online can be a bad decision depending on one's circumstances. That said, the only people who are ashamed to be here are pathetic ironic weebs.

>> No.20576232

>>20576207
What would a busty onee-san nacha be like?

>> No.20576234

>>20576218
I want a Gyaru one, a Goth one, a motherly one, a tomboy one and a lot more.

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>>20576234
>a Goth one

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>>20576232
Both cruel and caring.
>>20576249
Exactly, that lipstick drives me wild.

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>>20576218
>No Nereid
What's the point?

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Just after a second opinion:

Should the Baphomet General in my story speak ye olde accent or normally? She's not particularly old (she's not even found a husband!) but she's powerful and important enough to be in charge of an army charged with a campaign to conquer a small kingdom by a Lilim.

>> No.20576300

>>20576267
She should switch from one to the other when she's flustered!

>> No.20576301

>>20576267
Did you get that second opinion the last time you posted this here?

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>> No.20576315

>>20576226
i'm only here because googling for monstergirls showed up threads on this board but i don't venture outside the thread.

>> No.20576334

>>20576226
>> implying a lack of shame is a bad thing
It actually is though.

>> No.20576363

>>20576311
She has caterpillars growing above her eyes.

>> No.20576376

>>20576301
No, this is the second (and last) time. I personally think ye olde would be cute but I know some people might find that to be annoying.

>> No.20576400

>>20576376
It's hard to do accents well, not to discourage you.

>> No.20576412

>>20576258
I am sad his Bat one isnt vanilla. The design is really nice.

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>>20576315
When I said "here" I meant being interested in "otaku culture" in general. I don't like the 3D stuff on /jp/ either but that's not because I'm ashamed of any of it.
>>20576334
I disagree. I'm old enough to have seen how much and how quickly societal norms ave changed over the past couple of decades, and I know enough history to understand just how much people's notions of right and wrong have changed throughout its course - and I'm not being a braggart here; if you're old enough to post here you probably know this too. Why should I ascribe value any value to societal standards when they change so often and so radically? The way I see it society's sense of propriety - at least when it comes to trivial stuff like lewd monster girls - is a fad and its only worth knowing for practical reasons. That's why I said that self-awareness is important. You don't want to show up to a job interview wearing a cum-stained anime-themed T-Shirt, but that's not because you're doing something "wrong" but because the recruiter needs to see you have enough common sense not to show up like that.

>> No.20576471

>>20576267
Depends. Going for pure humor or gimmick? Keep the accent, as long as it's not used so much that it gets tiring. Going for something somewhat plausible? Then ask yourself if she's surrounded by people who'd talk in the same accent enough for her to keep it or surrounded by people with other accents enough for them to rub off on her and thereby lose it.

People tend to talk like the ones they surround themselves with pretty quick. Even quicker if they get their accent is prominent enough to get pointed out.

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>>20576461
I want to breed that snek so bad.

>> No.20576490

>>20576473
Unfortunately she has really high standards. Go kill a dragon or something and she'll consider it.

>> No.20576532

>>20576267
Personal opinion but you never want to actually write out a thick accent since it gets pretty tedious.

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Remember to pat your heckdogs

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Soft snek

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>>20576490
How could anyone kill something this cute?

>> No.20576565

>>20576363
If she keeps posing like that she's about to have something growing insider her womb too.

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>>20576558
> dark skin
> white hair
> lamia
> sweater
> busty
> elf ears
If only this were full colour and maybe with glasses

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>> No.20576611

>>20575821
For me it's gotta be multiarms + multitails, the most blessed of combos.

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https://exhentai.org/g/1342348/dd50ff899c/

>> No.20576661

>>20576490
>kill
>a dragon
monster girls won't accept murderers, you know

>> No.20576668

>>20576490
>Even if the male she'd chosen were just an ordinary male, he would eventually develop into an “incubus”, which is a human who transcends human limitations just like a “hero”.

>It is precisely the partner that a monster has chosen for herself that will become the most superior of all males and the most delicious treat to her. For monsters, basically, a spouse is a being used to empower each other through sex. Ergo, it is not viewed as an absolute necessity that he be “a superior male in his present condition”. They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria. Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.

>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

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>> No.20576684

>>20576668
We know. You don't have to do this every time someone posts something stupid.

>> No.20576691

>>20576684
We should at least make sure innocent bystanders don't fall for their bullshit.

>> No.20576692

>>20574873
If the sclera's not white, everything's alright this message brought to you by a Tsurara-onna holding Rata-chan at icicle point until she prints it

>> No.20576725
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>>20576564
Do it for snek-sama.

>> No.20576755

>>20576545
She'll Pat your dick with her womb

>> No.20576765

>>20576545
>I can’t see shit, but I know Husband is nearby. I sense him.

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>>20576755
Sure, that works too.

>> No.20576868
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>>20576680
You shouldn't surprise Jabberwock when she isn't expecting visitors, she's not dressed and ready yet though she always looks perfect regardless of the time of day

>> No.20576973

>>20576615
>biribiri

>> No.20577084

>>20576973
What about them?

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>> No.20577168

I love my waifu. Goodnight, anons.

>> No.20577178

>>20571823
Brown dark elves in anything other than pinups are hard to find. Does anyone know any good galleries for brown dark elves, especially if they look ready for a fight? If they're using crossbows, double great.

>> No.20577183

>>20577168
Is everything alright?

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>Yukibuster doujin uploaded
Time to destroy my dick I guess

>> No.20577258

what fine establishments would be found at the desert/sahara regions of the mge world?

>> No.20577293

>>20577258
Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

>> No.20577314

>>20577258
Anubis priesthoods and tanuki operated open market bazaars.
Going to snag me a priest.

>> No.20577318

>A sandworm's mana tastes of strawberry and mint

>> No.20577327

>>20577318
And/or perhaps with a hint of ginger.

What does your waifu's species mana taste of?

>> No.20577328

>>20577168
>>20577183
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day

>> No.20577333

>>20577327
>>What does your waifu's species mana taste of?
Umami and salt. It's not particularly unique, but it goes with everything.

>> No.20577335

>>20577318
my waifu's mana tastes like cheese pizza

>> No.20577343

>>20577258
A super-decadent bathhouse filled to bursting with beautiful maidens of the desert, like the one in Otoyomegatari.

>> No.20577345

>>20577335
Based.

>> No.20577353

>>20577335
Sabbath, please..

>> No.20577390

>>20577327
Wild wintergreens and snowmelt, mostly.

>> No.20577399

>>20577335
Sounds more like cheap grease to me.

>> No.20577462

>>20577327
Cinnamon and a little campfire smoke.

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>> No.20577495

>>20577258
Glorious fantasy-Egypt architecture.

>> No.20577499

>>20577464
Do you go out of your way to find the most low quality shit possible?

>> No.20577500

i bet staying at a farm for a day or 2 on a break after a long adventure through the various monster-ridden lands is something of a time

>> No.20577501

>>20577107
Why's she so smug?

Is it because she's part of the best race?

>> No.20577525

I want to throatfuck a loli Kiki with my fingers!

>> No.20577535

>>20577327
Milk, the best milk.

>> No.20577541

>>20577525
yikes dude, think with your dick for once

>> No.20577543

>>20577541
I am thinking with my dick man, is that not incredibly erotic to you?

>> No.20577597

>>20577543
Not really into grooming. They can find their perverse interests on their own.

>> No.20577602

>>20577597
>grooming
It's foreplay, not grooming.

>> No.20577618

I want a story about an Anon who defeats Monsters by making them their respective favorite meals.

Extra-charred BBQ for Dragons
Stretchy Meat for Wendigos
Sashimi for a Shark
Incredibly Spicy meat for a tough Hellhound
A big bowl of salad for a Centaur Knight, fresh from the fight.
etc.

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succ

>> No.20577664

>>20577597
Grooming is the shit though. Especially for canine girls.

>brushing waifu's tail
>feel up her fluff as you work your way down
>halfway down her tail she starts shivering with each stroke
>a little further down she's shaking and shuddering
>if you really dig the brush in to work out a knot or speed up without warning she might yelp or whine
>there's a rich, musky scent coming from the mofu's core that gets you starting to feel feverish too
>applying oils and different hair treatments can make her even more excited or relaxed based on the mixture
>by the time you reach the base of her tail she's so wet she soaks whatever she's sitting on, drooling from both ends
>her hair and tail get messy and knotted again when she tackles you for desperate, frenzied sex on the floor
>she licks and nibbles you all over, trying to groom you back as she pins you down for more

>> No.20577673

>>20577643
>Group of Succs singing for their Shy Succ friend to tell them more about the boy she met.
>Group of Anons singing for one Anon to tell them more about what sex with a Demon was like.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW0DfsCzfq4

>> No.20577752

>>20577664
Reduced to a mere female dog of fox indeed.

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>>20577673

>> No.20577799

>>20577752
Can you reduce a inari to a mere female fox?
Youkos are always mere

>> No.20577809

>>20577752
There are those that are mere to start, but the best part is when they thank you for it after.

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>>20577752
>dog of fox

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>> No.20577866

>>20577752
There must be a method to mere each species. A mere female spider or snake would be something to see.

>> No.20577878

>>20577866
Aren't all of the snakes auto-mered once your dick is out? Some of them even before.

>> No.20577884

>>20577878
Maybe. I always headcanoned lamias as being more dommy, on account of the size difference and constriction.

>> No.20577901

>>20577664
I ain’t a caninefag, but i love the idea of helping my mouse daughters groom themselves whenever the wife isn’t available. Hair-care is fun stuff!

>> No.20577905

>>20577618
Do their clothes explode off of them like in cooking anime? Do they get one-way tickets to flavortown?

>> No.20577915

>>20577905
Of course. Complete with bystanders who explain the techniques Anon is using.

>> No.20577918

>>20577866
A mere female snake wouldn’t be that impressive. She would just sit there stoically, occasionally flicking her tongue.

>> No.20577922

>>20577901
Grooming is for everybody, I just happen to particularly love canid girls.

>polishing scales
>oiling skin and applying lotion
>brushing mofu
>bandaging undead wounds

>> No.20577928

>>20577915
>Woah! Anon is following the instructions on the box with such precision, he doesn’t even need to see how long to let it boil!

>> No.20577931

>>20577884
>Size Difference
This is so perfect with Monster Girls, who doesn't love a relationship with a lot of size difference?

>> No.20577932

I want to ask a kunoichi what Tshi means.

>> No.20577934

>>20577918
arent snakes lizards? Wouldnt thus they become mere female lizards which are super lewd in mge?

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>>20577664
GIVE ME THE FLUFF

>> No.20577940

>>20577934
O heck, you’re right

>> No.20577942

>>20577922
All of those sound fun! Those are
the kind of activities that only become enjoyable when doing them for someone you love. Especially since you get to see them all beaming and happy during the entire process.

>> No.20577952

>>20577922
Can you imagine something like a ryuu where you get to polish scales, oil skin, and brush mofu? She'd be overflowing with love and lust before you're finished, even without touching reverse scale.

>>20577934
>arent snakes lizards?
No. They are both reptiles, though that doesn't really imply as much as one might think.

>> No.20577959

>>20577952
>even without touching reverse scale.
Perhaps, but we all know how one should end a good Ryu grooming session.

>> No.20577960

>>20577931
Me. My waifu is almost exactly my height. Tall for a woman, but still small enough for me to princess carry and big enough for her to pin me down. It's also important for when I act as her striker in tag team battles.

>> No.20577961

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that hiding your level is a good way to impress the wife.
No one expects the master of Ochis to turn a fight into something out of dynasty warriors.

>> No.20577964

>>20577664
>you will never brush your Fox daughteru's tail while she unashamedly fingers herself and moans sweetly

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>> No.20577983

>>20577942
Even the mundane stuff can be really fun. Washing, treating and braiding my wife's hair is such a lovely, intimate way to start the day.

>> No.20577998

>>20577983
I feel like foot-paw washing would be a big thing for girls with such fluffy appendages. I'm no footfag but I'd be more than happy to wash my waifu and daughteru's feet and massage their soft squishy paw pads after a long day.

>> No.20578003

>>20577928
Anyone on here decent at cooking? do you have a signature dish you think you could use to impress someone?

I'm very confident in my chow mein and venison stew.

>> No.20578010

>>20578003
I can make good ribs and kielbasa.

>> No.20578018

>>20578003
I'm decent at making pasta, there's a lot of variations we could do too. I can make a mean baked macaroni and cheese.

>> No.20578021

>KC released Tsurara in October
>released Banshee in December
Seems weird

>> No.20578023

>>20577998
How do you prevent callouses from forming?

>> No.20578032

>>20578023
Honey, lemon, ginger, salt. Applied vigorously to the skin and allowed to sit. Rinse with hot water. Also reduces and softens scar tissue.

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>>20578021
>Seems weird
Why?

>> No.20578037

>>20578023
Aside from a general natural resistance I'd assume all pawed girls would have, soaking and moisturizing would be key. They'd also probably have some form of sandals they'd wear for when taking walks and stuff.

>> No.20578039

>>20578023
Oh, also this >>20578032

>> No.20578043

>>20578037
>They'd also probably have some form of sandals they'd wear for when taking walks and stuff.
I'm now imagining a dog trying to kick off shoes, but in MG form.

>> No.20578044

>>20578034
Because it should be opposite. Spooky girls in October and frosty girls in December.

>> No.20578046

>>20578021
can't wait for leprechaun monster girls in April and easter bunny monster girls in march

>> No.20578057

>>20578043
Yes, I could definitely see my daughteru doing this. I'd definitely have to help her with putting them on and taking them off as her hand paws are fairly clumsy. Probably the same with my waifu too, though she'd do her best on her own because she's stubborn about using her paws just like people hands.

>> No.20578063

>>20578057
What about polymorphing?

>> No.20578068

>>20578057
Do they ever bully you for being unable to do some things due to your "soft" human hands?

>> No.20578070

>>20578057
>she's stubborn about using her paws just like people hands.
>"Aww, who's using her pawsie wasies like she's got people hands?! You are! Whosh a good girl?"
>"I'm going to rape you later."
>"Is my big girl going to rape me? Yesh! Yesh!"
>"Scratch that, I'm raping you NOW."
"C'mere gir--"

>> No.20578084

>>20578063
That's still a major cop-out anon. My daughteru would be too young and inexperienced to do it without some sort of temporary magical aid, and like I said my waifu is stubborn. Polymorphing would really just be a sexual thing for when we're in the mood for the other sets of appendages.

>>20578068
If they did I'd just turn it around on them like so. >>20578070 I wouldn't tease my waifu that hard though, I know deep down it's one of her insecurities and I'm not gonna mess with her like that.

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>> No.20578099

>>20577952
Poor ryuu would be totally spent after a full grooming treatment. Especially if you did it all in a hot spring. She might actually melt.

>> No.20578112

>>20577928
>'Hmmph, as if a Human can compare to the centuries of experience behind each creation of Wood Elven Cuisine...'
>Anon reveals his expertly done Venison Steak, dripping with juices and flavor.
>The Wood Elf is now just drooling. Hungrily eyeing the steak.

>> No.20578122

>>20578112
>Steak! The forbidden fruit! Wait, if we classify it as a fruit it's okay to eat, right?
And that was how the elven definition of fruit became wildly different from the one used literally everywhere else.

>> No.20578123

>>20578089
Sandwan, no

You're supposed to wear protective clothing in the sun

>> No.20578128

>>20578123
It's okay! She has the blessing of Ra! The sun will not harm her!

>> No.20578134

>>20578023
Doggy socks!

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Why do undeads throw so many parties? almost on a daily basis?

>> No.20578206

>>20578204
They don't have to sleep and can't get hung over, so why the fuck not? Also, filthy rich wights showing each other up.

>> No.20578212

>>20578204
They feel dead inside so they need to distract themselves.

>> No.20578213

>>20578084
Is there anything you don't have an autistic answer for when it comes to waifus?

>> No.20578215

>>20578213
Not that I know of anon, waifus are serious business.

>> No.20578224

>>20578212
doesnt husbando usually makes that feel go away

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>>20571823
I'm looking for stories featuring Alps. Anyone willing to help out an anon?

>> No.20578236 [DELETED] 

>>20578229
This is one of the worst, most hated stories we've ever had, but it sure has an Alp.
https://pastebin.com/wGJneMGW

>> No.20578257

>>20577258
Crazy Hassan's Camel Emporium

>> No.20578259

>>20578229
Here is a thing that exists
https://pastebin.com/mBpRYMpA

>> No.20578263

>>20578257
>This beauty will go over 40 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!
>The camel drinks kerosene?
>Is clockwork camel!

>> No.20578264

>>20578257
>It's full of cameltaurs that spit on your dick
>Monster mojo makes this sexy

>> No.20578270

>>20577258
oil fields

>> No.20578271

>>20578264
I dunno man, a curvy brown-skinned centaur with long eyelashes and an oral fixation sounds pretty alright.

>> No.20578273

Remember to train yourself to the MAX
Let no monster take you except your beloved!

>> No.20578288

>>20575234
>You've obviously never been to the MGE threads on /tg/ or SpaceBattles. If it's not Space Marines, it's whatever setting they like coming into MGE

I don't see that though. Mind giving some examples?

>> No.20578290

>>20578273
but how i will know the ones i defeat are not my beloved?

>> No.20578293

>>20578273
>succubus seduces a single anon wearing baggy clothes
>he strips on the spot, weighted clothing crashing to the ground
>he points
>"You are already pregnant."
>"NANI??"
>cut to a few months later when she's had triplets and permanently ahegao'd

>> No.20578294

>>20578290
If they were too weak to defeat you, they were not your beloved.

>> No.20578300

>>20578224
>implying they would be hanging around in parties if they had a man
Undead banquets are for the married to show off and the single to envy.

>> No.20578303

Cute racoon wives

>> No.20578304

>>20578204
looking spiffy anon

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>>20578303
HUGE raccoon wives.

>> No.20578316

>>20575289
>other /tg/ threads seem to revile them

Other /tg/ threads don't seem to care about them that much though.

>> No.20578319

>king sends you to collect taxes from the griffin fortress up in the mountains
>they just scream about taxation being theft

>> No.20578321

>>20578305
So a nook's chest really is representative of her wealth, huh?

>> No.20578325

>>20575394
>implying your monster waifus aren't generic moeblob animu girls just with a little monster characteristics

lel

>> No.20578326

>>20578319
>King just wanted to get rid of you to not pay your salary
>now you work for your griffon waifu FOR FREE

>> No.20578328 [DELETED] 

>>20575486
>/monster/ is full of literal fucking nazis

lol stop being such a SJW special snowflake

>> No.20578330

>>20575637
Wait, so this means monsters could assault a man and leave him afterwards?

Wow, thank you for this new bit of canon, anon.

>> No.20578333

>>20576668
>>It is precisely the partner that a monster has chosen for herself that will become the most superior of all males

But if everyone gets chosen, no one is superior.

>> No.20578342

what mythological creature is associated with clowns? i have a clown fetish and there's yet to be a jokester mamono, i'm aware of, that can give me the hee hee hahas but at the same time can give me the succ and fucc with face paint on and shit. i'm sure such a species would make tons of guys here happy

>> No.20578343

>>20578333
Only one person gets chosen silly. Her husband.

>> No.20578346

>>20578342
Threadcanon Cheshires are basically that without the facepaint, but I wouldn't be surprised if "Harlequin" or "Jester" gets an entry since they do show up as JRPG enemies.

>> No.20578347

>>20578343
I mean if everyone is an incubus, there would always be the top incubus, and that might be not you.

>> No.20578356

When a man adopts a loli monster girl and marries her when she comes of age it's seen as a wonderful thing, but when a monster girl adopts a shota and grooms him into her perfect husband it's suddenly a perverted and selfish thing.
We need to destroy all those idiotic double standards.

>> No.20578360

>>20578347
And as far as any monster is concerned, it’s their male that is the top one.
This isn’t difficult.

>> No.20578362

>>20578342
>evil clown harlequin mamono luring men in her van
i can already see the potential

>> No.20578363

>>20578356
Yes but monstergirls mature whenever you want them to, human boys do not.

>> No.20578365

>>20578362
Shouldn't clowns be luring people into gutters?

>> No.20578366

>>20578360
Stop replying to the shitposter, dumbass.

>> No.20578368

>>20578366
>asking legitimate questions
>shitposting

lel

>> No.20578382

>>20578365
>We all cum down here

>> No.20578384

>>20578365
i was thinking away from the alien clown thing and think it's a succubus that went insane and decided to become a serial rapist until it found the right man to marry and make dark rape jokes to and continue doing actual raping in her clown outfit until she finally becomes another species.

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>Had a dream about monster girls
>It was about Hinezumi
I don't get why of all the monster girl I had a dream of her, she isn't even my waifu.

So anyways anons. Have you ever had dreams about monster girls, if so which one(s)?

>> No.20578416

>>20578411
No and that's sad. I get dreams about disasters and my city getting destroyed by kaiju but they're never cute girls I could snuggle with.

>> No.20578429

>>20578411
The last dream I had was about three boneless titans made of accordian parts, theatre tragedy and comedy masks, and elephants.

>> No.20578441

>>20578411
i had a dream i was raped by kayako in front of my sister. weird as shit

>> No.20578446

>>20578411
one about having sex with an arachne, one with a small moment of eating lunch with a hellhound, and another one with a slight moment of having sex with a hellhound

>> No.20578472

>>20578446
>one with a small moment of eating lunch with a hellhound, and another one with a slight moment of having sex with a hellhound
Now all I can think of is a hellhound acting really sweat during their first date with anon but as soon as they get into bed sh'es dominating him in the amazon position.

>> No.20578533

>>20578411
Last dream I had was about extremist houris shooting up schools with demon realm silver rounds.

>> No.20578554

>>20578411
Only dream I remember is of my dormouse daughter sneaking into my bedroom to wake me up so I could take her to school, only for her to fall asleep beside me after crawling under the covers.

>> No.20578576

>>20578411
Most recent one was elaborate and super edgy. I killed a dude in it. Got to hug the wife though.

>> No.20578592

>>20578411

>isekai'd and turned into a girl
>got pregnant by dragon girl with a big peen

i guess i'm gay now

>> No.20578609

>>20578554
Too comfy.

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>>20578411
I've a few dreams of monster girls over the years. They're rare however, and any sexual ones are even more rare.

I think the most recent one involved a baphomet, and it was just conversation with her I believe.

The most memorable one was with a cheshire cat. I was going to go on a date with one. She and her two sisters lived in a small house not too far from where I live. I met her at her house, and I got to brush her hair. It was so incredibly soft, and the way she smiled at me was so endearing, genuine, and lovely. Her smile was so warm and when she looked at me while I was brushing her hair, her expression just said that I was the one for her. Just me and her, that's all that mattered. She was kind, cheerful, and all around heart-warming. She was happy, I was happy, but then I woke up, and I felt like my heart had been ripped out. I'd do anything to see her smile again.

>> No.20578674

Monstergirl butthole makes me whole

>> No.20578689

>>20578668
Very similar to my first waifu dream. We were just happily cuddling in our home and I treated her hair, then gave her a massage. Not a word was said. It was perfect.

An honest and kind cheshire sounds like a total sweetheart. Their powers could be realy charming and cute if they weren't just a way to act smug.

>> No.20578691

>>20577183
Surprinsly I had nightmares this night. Wish monster girls were real so wife would hug me and a horse would transform my nightmares into dreams.

>> No.20578756

>>20578691
Surprisingly*

>> No.20578758

>>20575518
>Jewish people wouldn’t get monster girl waifus because they’re too evil
>kill non-virginal monster girls
Based /monster/bros.

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Amazoned

>> No.20578771

>>20571823
Headcanon:

I'd like to believe the Freddy Mercury Song Nothing Really Matters is approved, is loved and popular with Monstergirls of MGE.

Because of the possitive mental attitude it promotes with one of the lyrics "Nothing really matters" can be interpreted as nothing wrong with being together with the monster waifu you love. "Carry on, Carry in" also meaning the same thing. "I don't Wana die" being something that makes undead girls and their husbandos giddy and happy.

Ur thoughts?

>> No.20578776

>>20578759
Hehehe. What a manlet.

>> No.20578778

>>20578305
>tfw no old sugar mommy danuki wife

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>>20575518
>They literally think Jewish people wouldn’t get monster girl waifus because they’re too evil

Jewish people wouldn't get monster girl waifus because incubization would fix their dicks permanently. Alternatively they wouldn't get MG waifus because they believe in lopping off parts of baby dick, which I'm pretty sure MGs would abhor and be vehemently against canonically.

God can you even imagine presenting the concept to a MG about that crap? Druella would probably explicitly go and wipe out the jewish people by turning all the women into MGs and all the men into permanently fully intact dickubi.

I mean they could still technically be Jewish afterward but that'd probably be a pretty big hit since dick mutilation is a big part of their schtick.

>> No.20578813

>>20578795
>replying to a 13 hour old post with a /monster/ image
For what purpose?

>> No.20578917
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>>20578795
A monster flag should look like this.

>> No.20578927

>>20578305
Huge tits are so silly they make my dick do a spit take.

>> No.20578971

Now that the dust has settled I think we can all agree that X is better than Y

>> No.20578986

>>20578795
>implying radicals wouldn't cream their pants over jewish subversion methods, and melt over the idea of possibly being the one to suck off little boy dick
Of course, any biting would be purely mamono in nature so I see your point against circumcision. But surely their religion isn't all just cutting dicks, they can afford to lose that aspect.

>> No.20579010

>>20578971
Monsters would agree that XY is better than XX.

>> No.20579102

>>20579010
Hehehehe. Dicks.

>> No.20579248
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I wish to sail on the Sunless Sea.

>> No.20579249

>>20579102
which mg would make vulgar penis jokes?

>> No.20579267

>>20579249
All of them

>> No.20579272

>>20579267
oh no

>> No.20579353

>>20579249
March Hare

>> No.20579432

>>20578123
>Sandwan
That's a kiki.

>> No.20579465

>>20579432
The recent appearance of these [X]wan fags has lead to a lot of retardation.

>> No.20579475
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After a week has passed and no loud bangs have been heard, the spooped snek is ready to emerge once again.

>> No.20579507
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>>20579475

>> No.20579537

>>20579475
Give me the bakunyuu sneks!

>> No.20579578

how would your waifu feel about your favorite game/hobby?

>> No.20579581
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>> No.20579583

>>20579578
>game
She doesn't approve because her claws can't fit around controllers or keyboards.
>hobby
As a hoarder she understands my need to buy comics.

>> No.20579610
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Make a harem of 4 monster girls from ONE category,if it doesnt have 4 members pick two categories

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Type_Index

Example:Undead type
Picks:Vampire,Wight,Dullahan,Banshee

>> No.20579629

>>20579578
>Mini War Games
Well, a sugar momma has an easy way to my heart.

>TTRPGs
Good thing I'm not adverse to harems as we could get a gaming group going pretty easy

>> No.20579630

>>20579581
>I need the biggest girl you've got
>No, that's too big

>> No.20579633

>>20579629
Dare you enter their magical realms?

>> No.20579637

>>20579630
>I mean, I didn't even know they came that big. Okay, give me the most medium girl you've got!

>> No.20579643

>>20579610
Dice say....
>Semi-Liquid
Ok, not a huge fan but...
>Humpty Egg
>Parasite Slime
>Shoggoth
>Slime

Eh, I'd be happy with it.

>> No.20579650

>>20579633
Yes, yes I Would.
Although that also means they'll be entering mine

>> No.20579679

>>20579650
JUMANJI

>> No.20579711

>>20579610
>Pick mermaid type because of my favorite girl
>Only unagi joro and otohime are listed
Well that can't be right, but it means I get to cheat.
>Mermaid type, beast man type
>Unagi joro, hakutaku, kikimora, inari
I could've gone with hinezumi for a full beastman harem, but I need to feel the eel.

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>> No.20579752

>>20579744
Nice scimitar, does she work as a caravan guard or something?

>> No.20579764

>>20579610
Demihuman
>Troll
>Hobgoblin
>Goblin
>Goblin

>> No.20579771

>>20579764
And then anon lived in the mines.

>> No.20579775

>>20579771
>>20579764
Hoho my lad!
Down go my lad!

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>> No.20579856
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I feel like this image is just begging for an edit where they’re both lamias.

>> No.20579865

>>20579610
Apophis
Bunyip
Shirohebi
Lamia

>> No.20579878

>>20579610
Type: Devil (Fiend)
Night Gaunt
Alice
Arch Imp
Dark Priest

>> No.20579892

>>20579856
>she
Did you just assume that snake's gender?

>> No.20579905

>20579892
If it was a lamia, you wouldn’t need to assume

>> No.20579920

>>20578325
Most of them aren't, ace.

>> No.20579924
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https://exhentai.org/g/1342767/c5ebd4c784/

>> No.20579931

>>20579924
He's precious, she better not rape him too bad.

>> No.20579935
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>>20572271

Only if there are soundproof booths.

>> No.20579940

>>20579578
>Game
She'd probably be disturbed by the consistent negative portrayal of magic and demons in most of my favourite games. Hopefully she wouldn't take it too personally.

>> No.20579969

>>20579940
What game?

>> No.20579983

>>20579969
Not him but my guess is Warhammer Fantasy

>> No.20579986
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>>20579610
Beastman
>Large Mouse
>Dormouse
>Large Mouse
>Dormouse

I just want to be surrounded by energetic and sleepy mouse lolis.

>> No.20579992
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>> No.20580020

>>20579578
I don't think she would like Infinity

>> No.20580032

Big girls are best girls

>> No.20580039

>>20580032
Define Big

>> No.20580040
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>>20580032
Big in what ways?

>> No.20580051

>>20579578
>She spots death prophet
>The next week my chunni banshee comes in with a harem of ghost girls and wants to siphon me.

>> No.20580058

>>20579969
Old school FPS like Doom and Quake. All those pentagrams being protrayed as evil would probably annoy or amuse her.

>> No.20580063
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>>20580032
Big dragons

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>>20580063
small but big tails!

>> No.20580116
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>>20580063

>> No.20580138

>>20580116
Not that type of big

Not that jabberwock is that type of big anyways

>> No.20580152

>>20580116
FAT

>> No.20580172

>>20579610
Beastman easy.
>Wendi
>Kiki
>Whitehorn
>Inari

>> No.20580201
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>>20579610
Mermaid
Merrow
Mershark
Sea Bishop

>> No.20580229
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>>20579610
>Banshee finally got in.
>She's as black goth as can be.
Perfection

>> No.20580265

>>20579610
>Maijin
Dark Mage
Mad Hatter
Trumpart
Nurarihyon

I only went for this type because it contains my favourite species. I didn't realise how crap Maijins were outside of her.

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>"hey anon can you come to my office for a second?"
>She closes the door
>"CHECK THIS OUT!"

>> No.20580289

>>20580266
>ywn have a voluptuous demon boss who, rather than lets you do your work, fucks you constantly in her office then pays you for it

>> No.20580325

>>20580289
Oh no she's an entrepreneur. Meaning you're going to have to do her overtime for pay.

>> No.20580383
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What is the best way to portray yanderes in a setting without modern tech, I. E. current present MGEland?

>> No.20580400

>>20580383
Constantly scrying their target.
Cursing ThOsE WhOReS that are trying to seduce him.
The usual

>> No.20580450

>>20580266
>This fails to be anything special because you live in a world where monstergirls are the norm, and its normal to have breasts exposed in your face at least three times a day since highschool.

>> No.20580455

>>20579610
>Bug type
Ushioni
oomukade
Mothman
devilbug

>> No.20580458

>>20580383
By using a magic wielding species who can spy on the target through animals or his own mirror, and don't care about using powerful destructive magic on say, the rivals school.

>> No.20580492

>>20580383
Tons of love letters delivered to (You) I think. It works in a non modern setting too.

>> No.20580527

>>20580383
>Why is that bat always perched near my window at night?

>> No.20580559
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>>20580527
Werebat onee-san is very clingy.

>> No.20580571

>>20580559
I was thinking more of a vampire anon unless they dont got that ability here

>> No.20580589

>>20580571
I headcanon they do. Not sure if KC has stated whether or not.

>> No.20580590

Collect a multicultural warrior harem

>> No.20580598

>>20580571
If they can't transform into them, MGE Vampires can surely summon magical bat familiars for spying.

>> No.20580600

>>20580383
She won't let you leave the home without one of her servants accompanying you?

>> No.20580610

Give me a "looks good on paper plan" in terms of dealing with monsters

>> No.20580617

>>20580610
Hiding in a dark place.

>> No.20580624

>>20580383
https://exhentai.org/s/e3db7b7b2e/1134144-6

>> No.20580634

>>20580610
Going into battle against them wearing special collars. Once a monstergirl jumps on the knight wearing one they'll realise to their horror that the collar actually reads "no thank you miss, I'm already married"

>> No.20580642

>>20580610
Hiding in a quiet village in the middle of nowhere and working in the boring library no one ever visits.

>> No.20580652

>>20580610
Politely telling each monster who shows any interest in you that you're not interested in relationships for personal reasons and the thought of being in one makes you uncomfortable.

>> No.20580680

>>20580610
Distracting a dragon with a fake diamond

>> No.20580706

>>20580610
Boxers that can only be taken off via the user magic command

>> No.20580710

>>20580610
keep a condom covered in hotsauce on at all times, can't get raped if you're a walking er trip. if they try to take it off fall back to plan b: pocket sand

>> No.20580726

>>20580610
I had this idea a while back where someone in a monstergirl dominated city just drew this weird but cute graffiti character everywhere around the city, with shifty eyes like those odd statues in Girls Last Tour.
Eventually, they'd come across the body of a murdered succubus in an alley, and just to see what happens draws that same character, only smeared with blood, holding a knife and glaring down at the corpse with jagged bloody teeth.

Perhaps this would result in the city watch being convinced theres an order terrorist group active in the city. Perhaps there'd be a bunch of creepypasta theories on enchanted predatory street art. Perhaps there'd be panic in the possibility that the eyes are looking towards certain species houses or hideouts for a cult.

Either way, I bet none of this would work because mamano mana.

>> No.20580731

>>20580610
Butter myself up, overdose on a mixture of apophis and manticore venom, and running naked through a demon realm city.

>> No.20580742

>>20580731
Wouldnt that ATTRACT every monster instead?

>> No.20580743

>>20580610
Declining all offers to dance at a ball and try to gtfo as soon as possible

>> No.20580748

>>20580383
Scrying. Certain types of monsters would also have additional methods.
As an example, a demon could use her ability to whisper in a man's ear to make him see a potential future as her husband. It's not far-fetched to think that there's some magic to let her use that ability from further away as well.

>> No.20580749

>>20580610
Telling a Holstaur you're lactose intolerant
Telling a Yeti you aren't a hugging person
Telling a Succubus you're celebate
Telling a Werewolf you hate dogs
Telling a Werecat you hate cats
Telling a monstergirl you already have a wife but she's not here at the moment.

>> No.20580754

>>20580749
>Telling a monstergirl you already have a wife but she's not here at the moment.
>"I can smell your virginity,you are such a bad liar"

>> No.20580758

>>20580749
Telling an undead monstergirl you're still alive

>> No.20580759

>>20580610
Be good at magic.
The majority of monsters you'll encounter probably won't be very equipped to deal with mages, they'll be expecting a cocky young swordboy to come through who they can overpower.
If you're a quality magic user, chances are you'll be able to evade all the low tier wandering rapists, only eventually getting caught by a rare powerful monster who is better with magic than you are. What a fantastic fate that would be.

>>20580742
"dealing with" doesn't necessarily mean "avoiding"

>> No.20580763

>>20580743
That'd be me, and any monstergirl who tried to ruin this plan would earn my eternal yet petty and impotent hatred for the rest of my life. I hope the dumb fuck Wight who forces me to dance with her can unlive with the fact that I'll be hoping she stubs her toe on all the furniture and her favourite band breaks up.

>> No.20580764

>>20580754
could go for the kamikaze; "just because I'm married doesn't mean I'm not a virgin!"

>> No.20580766

>>20580754
"We haven't had sex yet. We're saving it for our anniversary."

>> No.20580769

>>20580742
Yes. I'm going to deal with them with my dick. Much more fun that way anyways.

>> No.20580770

>>20580764
"we married right before i was shipped out here"

>> No.20580783

>>20580766
at that point thats just digging yourself deeper and deeper for a rape scenario

>> No.20580791

>>20580754
>>20580770
What if you were engaged to someone?

>> No.20580806

>>20580783
How? We could feasibly be a shy couple who are working up the courage for intimacy. Would a monstergirl NTR a woman because she was a bit shy? If I were trying to pass off this lie to avoid monster sex I'd be getting pretty mad at this point.

>> No.20580819

>>20580791
MGE land women are the ones to give engagment rings for this very reason.

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>>20580600
>yanderes
>willingly allowing other girls to associate with their special one
If anything, a bodyguard/maid/retainer in MGEland that's also yandere for the one she's protecting would work far better.

>> No.20580837

>>20580828
Or a monstergirl that has a different husband.

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>>20579744
Cute Lizard, not as high level as this one.

>> No.20580858

>>20580819
So why not wear a fake one? Checkmate, Demon Lordthiests

>> No.20580870

>>20580858
Exactly. Although its gunna get awkward when they attempt to ransom you only for it to turn out she never exists.

>> No.20580872

>>20580858
>all MG take a class on how to tell fake wedding rings from real ones

>> No.20580878

>>20580872
Yeah but you just go buy a real one then wear it.

>> No.20580974

>>20580610
just accept that fact that you're going to be violently raped dude, it happens to every guy at least once and soon it will happen to you so go smoke a pack on your front porch for your last days of your virginity and wait until your inevitable rape. life sucks man, it just does

>> No.20581002

>>20580974
You could get a mana marker for extremely rare species or from a species which is most likely not to be around.

>> No.20581013

>>20580974
>just accept that fact that you're going to be violently raped dude

Not him, but I would accept that if I got a big ushi hug first

>> No.20581022

>>20581002
Would Mana marking for banshee be basically suicide?

>> No.20581031

>>20580652
you should live in a human settlement if that's your way of fending off monsters, you won't have to confront crazy ass succubi and can settle for a more delicate wan or a cute were-sheep that just loves to relax and sleep with you when there's nothing to do for the time being

>> No.20581032

>>20580974
I mean, you might be lucky enough to be jumped by the species you like.

>> No.20581036

>>20580974
>just accept that fact that you're going to be violently raped dude
Hell yeah son.

>> No.20581044

>>20581022
They don't kill men. They raise men that are about to die. You would probably just become an undead incubus that same as any or undead monster's husband.

>> No.20581069

>>20581032
luckily my waifu will just appear outside my house

>> No.20581078

>>20581032

>ratatoskr
>raping anything

I'd like to see her try.

>> No.20581087

>>20580610
Tell every titty monster that you love butts more

>> No.20581322

I want to be bullied by Shortstacks,

>> No.20581325

>>20580974
Defending yourself wouldn't be that hard with magic.

>> No.20581355

>>20581325
I will master the art of teleporting away from the smallest danger or flirting attempt

>> No.20581367

>>20581355
Be careful not to teleport into other dangers.

>> No.20581381

>>20581325
you can always get raped by a mamono with stronger magic. they create astral projection onaholes to give you a taste of what they're made of and then use their magic to to gain otherworldly strength to rape you like a group of goblins would to a victim entering their cave. in fact, i think goblins that use magic to drag you into their rape caves are probably what would most likely happen to those who think their hot shit when it comes to using magic to defend their selves

>> No.20581433

Is KC ever going to redraw the picture for Honey Bee? The one on the wiki looks like a refrigerator tier drawing. If he has, will anyone uodate the wiki?

>> No.20581440

>>20581367
yeah make sure not to teleport into a pack of wild wans out in the wilderness. they'll make you into the pack's personal breeding bitch or something. it's better to teleport into a fancy civilized and rich kobold's domain instead, she could offer you some genuinely divine tea and some tasty biscuits served by her kikimora

>> No.20581441

>>20581367
Other than the obvious cat, are there any other girls one would expect to be particularly good for this? A teleporting MG playing Nately's Whore would be nerve-wracking.

>> No.20581445

>>20581433
H has said he doesn't like to do redraws. He only did the ones he did for the English release because he lost the HQ originals.

>> No.20581461

How can hellhounds be so scary, sexy and cute at the same time? That doesn't make any sense!

>> No.20581476

>>20581440
Its random teleport spell and wans would never do that!

>> No.20581482

>>20581476
>Its random teleport spell
Theres an easy way to get shown up by a bigger, badder magic user. Hope you like swamps.

>> No.20581488

>>20581476
Hellwans are probably notorious for using teleport spells to summon men to their homes.

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>>20581433
Pretty sure he did one along with a Werecat and Imp when he thought about making a mg game. Don't think those ever got posted anywhere though.

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>>20581516

>> No.20581523

>>20581482
i'd rather stick my dick in a stream full of hungry river monster girls and jerk off my nut on them without letting them touch my dick just to tease them instead of fucking a swamp monster girl

>> No.20581537

>>20581522
>>20581516
I like these so much better than the old ones.

>> No.20581551

>>20581522
I want to make a single drone feel like a queen!

>> No.20581554

>>20581516

Must. Inseminate. Werecat.

>> No.20581584

Has it ever occurred to you that we only want monstergirls because they don't exist?
I bet if we grew up in a world where we did they wouldn't feel as special, and sex would be some enjoyable but monotonous daily routine. We'd all got our fill of being flashed random boobies and quick blowjob offers by the end of our first year at high school and the idea of staring at internet porn all day would be silly because the average TV show contains far kinkier material.

>> No.20581597

>>20581522
Does she like Huey Lewis and the news?

>> No.20581608

>>20581522
She has nice hips.

>> No.20581613

>>20581584
People always want what they dont have or its impossible to get anon,thats why its alluring or precious

>> No.20581633

>>20581613
>In another world there's a bunch of angry guys on the internet wishing they lived in a world without monstergirls and arguing about how much better off they'd be if humanity was alone on the planet.

>> No.20581637

>>20581381
Just using an AoE spell in a goblin cave would be enough to clear them out.

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>>20581516
>a big Werecat will never make you sit on her lap

>> No.20581655

>>20581633
/tg/?

>> No.20581675

>>20581655
I find it funny how /tg/ went from "the monster girl place" to "the place that absolutely hates monster girls"

>> No.20581678

>>20581516
>>20581522
Holy ballsack they look adorable!
>>20581445
I wish he did, there are alot of good MGs but I'm deterred away from them because of the old ass art.

>> No.20581682

>>20581655
/tg/ only they aren't roleplaying.

>> No.20581692

>>20581678
I still want to see high res versions of Ghoul and a remake of Echidna

>> No.20581695

>>20581551
Lots of sweet kisses and lovey snuggles are in your future.

>> No.20581701

>>20581695
Liar

>> No.20581715

>>20581692
I want to see a drastic redo of the dwarf. the current dwarf profile pixture is a massive missed opportunity.

>> No.20581734

>>20581675
/tg/ doesn't hate monster girls-they just hate MGE.

>> No.20581736
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Quick sketch request of waifu and daughteru. Quite like how it turned out!

>> No.20581742
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>>20581715
I dont mind if dwarf was similar to this

>> No.20581748

>>20581742
i could get down with that

>> No.20581751

>>20581736
their colors are all wrong.

>> No.20581752

>>20581736
Only /mgt/ could feature such a nice and charming insane child abuser.

>> No.20581761

>>20581736
I like the daughteru's eyes but the lack of tail volume concerns me.

>> No.20581763

How did you and your waifu meet, anons?
I know this isn't real, fuck you we're having fun

>> No.20581766

>>20581736
I really enjoy how this goes from regular fucked up to turbo fucked up when you discover KDF's own personal waifu lore.

>> No.20581774

>>20581751
I know they're not in their traditional red and pink, but really as long as my waifu's color is darker than my daughteru's it still fits in with my conventions. I mean, even if that weren't the case, latex is latex.

>>20581761
The artist took a lot of liberties, all I did was suggest my girls and a couple keywords.

>> No.20581781

>>20581766
What waifu lore?

>> No.20581782

>>20581736
Cute request, how big's the folder now?

>> No.20581790

>>20581781
That his Kobold was a regular dog that turned into a kobold, meaning its technically a Ku Sith going by official canon and he's fucking a pet dog and her puppies.

>> No.20581792

>>20581752
What about the Catholic church? or any other place where a seemingly charming man turns out to be a kiddie diddler?

>> No.20581795

>>20581790
You faggots are really grasping, holy shit.

>> No.20581796

>>20581763
I woke up in her forest cold and alone. She found me before anyone else did.

>> No.20581798

>>20581792
Yeah but he's open about it and treats the whole thing like he's discussing some cute thing his kid did once.

>> No.20581803

>>20581790
not to mention the diaperfag shit and beating them while they're restrained

>> No.20581804

>>20581795
How is it grasping? Its his actual backstory he wrote in a pastebin.

>> No.20581817

>>20581782
167 images, plus I'm waiting on two commissions and a request.

>>20581790
Yes, that was the story that taught me not to get too specific regarding events after meeting my waifu. I don't regret writing it, but I don't consider it part of my headcanon either.

>> No.20581831

>>20581817
>167 images, plus I'm waiting on two commissions and a request.
Bigger than I expected somehow, shine on you crazy kobold lover.

>> No.20581838

>>20581817
What about >>20581803?

>> No.20581839

>>20581817
How much do you usually pay for a picture KDF? Im about to get some done myself.

>> No.20581841

>>20581795
See
>>20581817

>> No.20581854

>>20581838
While i do hate him i'm just projecting my disgust for the mental illness of liking bdsmfaggotry and calling that love. He did do diaperfag shit on other boards though.

>> No.20581868

>>20581831
Hey thanks anon. Though that number includes the finished alts of 37 commissions and 42 requests.

>>20581839
The average commission price is $101.74; factoring in requests (some of which are paid and some of which are not) it's $73.56.

>> No.20581874

>>20581854
Love and BDSM are not mutually exclusive anon.

>> No.20581880

>>20581868
That sounds pretty expensive

>> No.20581892

>>20581880
This is has accumulated over a little more than two and a half years anon, it's not like I spent over $4500 at once.

>> No.20581900

>>20581817
>>20581868
>>20581892
Say what you want, the dude is fascinating.

>> No.20581901

>>20581838
Unless he's referring to BDSM in general as beating them I'm pretty sure it's a reference to various falseflag posts of people pretending to be him claiming he beats his wife.

>> No.20581902

>>20581874
Liking to choke and beat somebody dressed up in a fagsuit isn't exactly amorous.

>> No.20581906

>>20581892
Still, I never knew commissions could be so pricey.

>> No.20581908

>>20581880
Multi character commissions usually are. One character is anywhere from 30 to 80 depending on the artist with extras costing more.

>> No.20581918

>>20581908
Ah, that makes sense. I'm planning on getting a couple myself this year, so I was curious.

>> No.20581919

>>20581901
The former was correct.

>> No.20581929

>>20581902
If both parties enjoy it, then why the fuck should you care?

>> No.20581932
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20581932

Does anyone remember her?

>> No.20581938

>>20581902
Choking is a big no anon, that and breathplay in general are things I am very not into.

>>20581906
In my case, yes. See >>20581908, plus I also end up paying extra for complexity a good bit of the time.

>> No.20581942

>>20581929
The same reason why somebody should be reviled if they like to eat shit.

>> No.20581943

>>20581932
I do, and puns are fucking shit-tier humor.

>> No.20581948

>>20581932
Charon, pun slut.

>> No.20581953

>>20581942
If someone you've never met and can easily ignore makes you this mad maybe it's time to seek help, friendo.

>> No.20581964
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>>20571823
Order approx literature involving Monstergirls

>> No.20581968

BDSM is about trust between partners.

>> No.20581970

>>20581942
Except you acknowledged that KDF has never actually gotten off to beating his wife and daughters, so why do you think it's as bad as scat?

>> No.20581972

>>20581968
Yes, but I think everyone knows that.

>> No.20581984

>>20581968
The one guy is just trying to bait the unbaitable, ignore him.

>> No.20582005

>>20581968
It's so sweet that one of them is willing to let the other vent their pent up urge for violence on them to show how much they care!
>>20581970
Accepting shitty people so all of society degrades instead of propelling them out to live as a hermit or preferably suicide is disgusting weakness.

>> No.20582020

what should i do if i don't have a waifu yet, there's too many cool, cute, beautiful, smart, and strong monsters to love

>> No.20582022

>>20582005
/tg/, shut the fuck up.

>> No.20582029

>>20582005
>It's so sweet that one of them is willing to let the other vent their pent up urge for violence on them to show how much they care!
Again, where has KDF said that?

>> No.20582031

>>20582020
After awhile, you'll just know your favorite species instinctively.

>> No.20582032

>>20582020

I can see why that'd be a problem. Just don't try too hard, it'll happen when it happens.

>> No.20582033

>>20582020
Be patient and wait for her to find you.

>> No.20582041

>>20582020
Choose the one that ticks most of your boxes! make a top 10 list,reduce to 5 then 3 then 2 then 1 and decide who you would like the most as a lifelong partner

>> No.20582051

>>20582041

Is there a MGE sorter like there is for touhou, pokemon, etc?

>> No.20582052

>>20582029
Liking BDSM is admission to it.
>>20582022
Who the fuck actually browses 4chan and identifies theirself by some faggoty home board residency shit?

>> No.20582057

>>20582051
You can check the monsters one by one,or search a general idea of which type you like the most

>> No.20582065

>>20582051
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
it doesn't have banshee yet

>> No.20582067

>>20582052
>alll BDSM involves physical violence
Come back when you're actually old enough to post here.

>> No.20582071

>>20582065

That's perfect, thanks.

>> No.20582078

>>20582067
And you lost.

>> No.20582081

>>20582020
I was like you until the Night Gaunt came out. There were plenty of girls I liked and I would sometimes get caught up in the new flavor of the month girl until she came out. Don't try to force it. If you find a girl that you want to waifu, especially not just part of a harem, you will know. After the Night Gaunt came out she is the only monster I really care about and am willing to actually spend money on. I think about her a lot through out that day both sexually and non sexual cute things.

>> No.20582085
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20582085

Are the snek pits a real place or are you anons just fooling me?

>> No.20582092

>>20582031
This. I went through a couple of profiles for a few years, but KC eventually released one that was perfect for me the moment I read it.

>> No.20582107

>>20582085
I'd make it real.

>> No.20582123

>>20582092
i just spent a little time each day reading a handful of the bios and lookin at art during slow hours when i was getting into mge until i came across shog.

>> No.20582143

>>20582085
Of course the snake pits aren't real; MG don't exist and were not allowed to have nice things. If they did exist, I'd be the mad man that makes sure there's at least one shirohebi in each mating ball for added chaos.

>> No.20582149

>>20582020
After so many years of reading bios for fun and making up autistic stories in my head for girls I liked, I finally settled down after making one so enjoyable to me the girl became my waifu.

>> No.20582176

>>20582143
>mating ball
>nervous sweating

>> No.20582179

>>20582143
I'm depressed now

>> No.20582180

>>20582143
People act the the Shirohebi is unique but the vanilla lamia herself is pretty yandere and the lamia family itself is described as jealous and possessive.

>> No.20582192

>>20582180
Yeah, but the vanilla lamia is pouty possessive and most of the rest are that or just clingy, not WHO IS SHE shirohebi yan. They take the same basic idea and turn it to 11.

>> No.20582202

>>20581516
They're on the wiki, well, only the Werecat was missing from the lineup, until now.
I don't know how I missed that one until now.

>> No.20582208

>>20582065
>it doesn't have banshee yet
Does now, thanks for the reminder. I really need to be more on the ball with this.

>> No.20582210

>>20582143
Wait why specifically a shirohebi would make it chaotic?

>> No.20582236

>>20582192
>Furthermore, they can be extremely jealous, if their husband ever has an affair they will wrap their bodies all around him, squeezing him painfully until he confesses his crimes.
She is pretty yandere. They just don't have magic like the Shirohebi.

>> No.20582242

>>20580610
Hiding under the covers.

>> No.20582250

>>20582210
It'd be chaotic without her, but adding the "doesn't play well with others even after she's agreed to play with others" snek into the mix is only going to make things worse. In the best possible way, like that one person that turns an angry protest into a riot.

>>20582236
At the very least, I doubt many people typically imagine the two to be on the same level.

>> No.20582269
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>> No.20582291

>>20581734
Because it won’t let them hate MGs.

>> No.20582298

>>20582065
1 Dark Mage
2 Lich
3 Gremlin
3 Hobgoblin
3 Holstaur

The first three are very accurate, but after that it all falls apart. Hobgoblin is only number 4 because they kept getting matched against stuff I hate, they're mid-rank at best.

>> No.20582302

>>20582005
>is disgusting weakness
Oh look, it’s this retard again.

>> No.20582312

>>20582291
Funny, most of the time they're complaining about how MGE has ruined monstergirls by making people associate them with porn.

>> No.20582335

>>20582005
>disgusting weakness
I bet you play Heavy with a warhood in pubs and rage quit when you get killed by a loose cannon Demoman.

>> No.20582364

>>20582335
>Heavy with a warhood
Is that the new "Sniper with Anger"? I don't play that game anymore

>> No.20582368

>>20582065
Am I doing something wrong? It just brings up an empty tumblr blog. No posts no nothing.

>> No.20582375

>>20582312
Which is extra funny because MGE isn’t that huge in the grand scheme of MG things.
Especially on the western side of things.

>> No.20582379

>>20582364
At this point, everyone but Engineer has an anger equivalent.

>> No.20582404

>>20582312
MGE is small time though. EMG is 100x bigger in the west and Japan.

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20582422

>> No.20582430

>>20582422
>Beastmen monstergirls are literal pets
>Hellhounds act like excitable dogs
I fucking hate this meme.

>> No.20582439
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20582439

Childhood friend vampire!

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>>20582439

>adulthood child friend vampire

>> No.20582475

>>20582439
A cute!

>> No.20582487

>>20582439
Flat as a board and gonna be bullied by other MG in school or have self esteem issues

>> No.20582502

>>20582487
I would bet the sabbath controls most monster school systems. How would the sabbath feel about tallflats?

>> No.20582505

>>20582487
That's retarded. Flat is best.

>> No.20582525

>>20582487
She has ass.

>> No.20582541

>>20582439
>Those hips and rear
How fast do vampires mature? shes gonna grow into pure beauty and i refuse to do it with a young vampire

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>>20580642
You can run a library deep in the mountains and you'll still get visitors once in a while, they always ask about an age old copy of The 36 Cuddly Styles

>> No.20582550

>>20582541
>implying body type has anything to do with age with monsters.

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20582557

>>20582368
it should come up like this

>> No.20582561

>>20582550
You see,i am all in for a tallfat vampire with wide birthing hips and a great ass but i ABSOLUTELY AND I MEAN IT refuse to dick them while they are young

>> No.20582626

>>20582561
It’s not like she’d fuck a dirty non-incubus anyway.

>> No.20582634

>>20582626
Dhampirs exist.

>> No.20582657

>>20582634
Mostly by accident.
It’s no wonder they don’t get along with their mothers well.

>> No.20582663

>>20582657
and turn into chuuni adventurers/wanderers

>> No.20582712

>>20582549
>can never find a book by the name 36 Cuddly Styles
>turns out they're looking for an old, badly dubbed, Himalayan kung fu movie about cuddle fighting and revenge
>it's a bunch of winter girls in bad wigs and cheesy fighting

>> No.20582732

>>20582368
If you're running noscript and shit that might mess with it.

>> No.20582733

>>20582462
>adulthood child friend
The best kind of monstergirl friend. Or is it monster girlfriend?

>> No.20582747

>>20582549
cant forget about parents that pick out children's books for their daughterus like The Hungry Greenworm and Every Monster Poops

>> No.20582755

https://pastebin.com/Cvvv9p3N
It lives.

>> No.20582758

>>20582663
imagine monster girl alucard

>> No.20582788

>>20582505
flatties are for marriage and impregnation

>> No.20582791

>>20582747
Of course, Wendigo fathers need to brave heavy blizzards and deep snow to get books for their little ones. He'll pack the daughters in the coat and let them loose in the children's section to pick out one book each, Wendigo mom gets Christmas romance novels written by a local Tsurara-onna, and cook books for Wendigo dad. Despite crazy weather conditions and angry Ice Queens he's never had a late book, he'll always apologize profusely if the little ones make a mess of the children's section too

>> No.20582819
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20582819

If the sclera's black, watch your back.

>> No.20582830

Remember to make sure monsters don't eat too much chocolate. It goes right to their thighs.

>> No.20582832

>>20582819
>tumblr trash
Die.

>> No.20582847

>>20582830
>It goes right to their thighs.
nd then they'll blow up?

>> No.20582851

>>20582791
>Raging, fierce blizzard due to an Ice Queen and Tsuara-onna fighting over a man
>humphing through the nigh apocalyptic condition is a massive figure in a fluffy coat
>”Hmm, ho hmm, quite the weather lately, hmm...”
>finally reaches the library, half undersnow
>”Hmm, just on time! Ho humm...”
>casually digs out the snow to reach the drop box and drop the books in
>”Love you forever” “Cookin’ Champs!!” and “Forbidden Snowbank” all get dropped in
>he fondly smiles before climbing back to start stomping back home 50 miles away
>”Hmm, ho humm, hmm..”

>> No.20582858

>>20582847
Fuck you anon. Now I can't stop laughing.
>"I knew you liked chocolate Wifey"

>> No.20582868

>>20582404
/ tg / should only enjoy the EMG and ignore the MGE.

Why are they stalking
Do MGE stick to?

>> No.20582885

>>20582868
ESL subhumans need to leave.

>> No.20582888

>>20582851
Papa Wendigo is a pillar of Wintertown's community! He can do anything!

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20582890

>>20582758
That get horrifying real fast and i would get sexually confused if i am getting aroused from sheer terror or sexiness

>> No.20582893

>>20582868
I think you need a better translator dude

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>> No.20582902

>>20582851
>>”Love you forever”
you fuck you.

>> No.20582932

>>20582851
>>20582902
Is Wendidad a bad enough dude to read is to his daughterus without crying?

>> No.20582941

>>20582502
>How would the sabbath feel about tallflats?
Halfway to perfection already.

>> No.20582962

>>20582502
wonder what detention, bathroom stuff, and gym activities are like in sabbath-controlled monster school

>> No.20582984

>>20582962
and by bathroom stuff, i mean what kind of secret shit go on between the kids in those restrooms

>> No.20582985

>>20582962
Learning to ride brooms for gym.
>Furthermore, the "Witch's Broom" is highly related to "Cowgirl" but, as one of the symbols of immorality and lewd deeds from the beginning, it is made to be associated with "Female Dominant Intercourse" which was forbidden in the Order of the Chief God. Therefore, the "Witch's Broom" is not only just a thing associated with "Cowgirl", it is a thing to stimulate the instinct of mamono to indulge in spirit and pleasure a man by straddling him, those that frequently straddle a broom will want to more frequently straddle a man, and have a strong tendency to be a sensual and very lewd person.

>> No.20582992

>>20582832
newfag

>> No.20582998

>>20582985
>Broomstick class is just a bunch of little girls grinding themselves on brooms
I want to take pictures.

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