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What kind of occupation you would be having in Gensokyo? Which house/faction would you serve?

>> No.20633075

Another self insert headcanon thread? Disgusting fucking disgusting. This also seems like a roleplay thread in disguise. Gross.

>> No.20633092

>>20633057
Breeder/misc.
Yakumo.

>> No.20633097

town rapist

>> No.20633159

>>20633057
Local hypnotist.
Satori.

>> No.20633227

>>20633057
I'm a flexible freelancer so :
>Butler in Scarlet Devil Mansion and Palace of Earth Spirits
>Kannushi in Hakurei and Moriya Shrine
>Gardener in Hakugyokurou
>Medicine Peddler in Eientei
>Tour guide in Sanzu River/Higan
>Buddhist Monk in Myouren Temple
>Taoist Priest in Divine Spirit Mausoleum
>Magician in Forest of Magic, working with Marisa, Alice, and Narumi

>> No.20633297

>>20633227
The 2hus only look for cumbags for their household, though.

>> No.20633321

>>20633297
Good. So I can impregnate everyone.

>> No.20633368

>>20633321
Fuck off cunt, there's only room for one breeder around these parts.

>> No.20633398

>>20633368
You're just seething that I can travel freely and fuck anyone. Stay at the village and die alone you loser.

>> No.20633412

>>20633398
No, that's what I'm saying to you. You've mistaken me for you. Stop. Get your own job, faggot.

>> No.20633450

>>20633412
Freelance is a job and girls love multi-talented guy, stay mad ;^)

>> No.20633451

>>20633057
I'd be a police officer whose responsibility is to ensure that outsiders like >>20633092 >>20633097 >>20633159 >>20633321 are apprehended before they can cause any trouble and fed to any hungry youkai.

>> No.20633559

>>20633450
Your lance isn't free anymore, buddy.

>> No.20633592

>>20633559
Yeah, the girls need to pay a good chunk of money if they want my lance. ;^)

>> No.20633606

>>20633592
Oh? I give my dick to all Gensokyoans free of charge(unless they're a buddhist) You disgust me.

>> No.20633616

>>20633451
I'll be the Mediator between Humans, Youkai, Fairies, co and the alike.
You wouldn't be able to tell which of us is more Charismatic if you put Remimi and Hitler to my sides.
One is a natural speaker and one is just Charisma incarnate.

>> No.20633629

>>20633606
>Free
Kek. Not even fairy want your untrained/unsoiled NEET dick.

>> No.20633637

I hope Kourindou can hire one more assistant.

>> No.20633667

Therapist. I'm a good listener, a good talker, and I like helping people, especially pretty girls. Come share your woes, Touhous.

>> No.20634003

>>20633637
Good luck living with a faggot.

>> No.20638478

>>20633057
I’d be a rice farmer in the village and I’d make nightly trips and donations to the Hakurei shrine

>> No.20638569

>>20638478
Nightly is too much more Like weekly

>> No.20638579

>>20633057
I’d be a potato farmer in the village and I’d make nightly trips and sake donations to the Hakurei shrine hoping that I would have attract Suika.

>> No.20638701

>>20633057
Gardener assistant.
Half-phantom.

>> No.20638801

>>20633057
Youkai hunter. Not exterminator, just hunter. I'd practice catch and release. Catch cute youkai girls and release my semen inside them.

>> No.20638838

>>20633057
Butler in the SDM. My selling point would be that I'm far more useful than the faeries (Even if I can't hold a candle to Sakuya herself) while still requiring comparable compensation.

>> No.20638890
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20638890

>>20633057
I'd join the Taoists

>> No.20638925
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20638925

I’m a Gnostic Christian missionary
I can also box if that’s worth anything

>> No.20640957

>>20633057
Reimu's faction.
You're basically friends with everyone but the only downside is that you eat so little and have a bit of a reputation just by being associated with Reimu if you know what I mean.

>> No.20641140

>>20633057
drug production, farming and distribution

>> No.20645259

>>20638890
Byakuren is a criminal.

>> No.20645647

>>20633057
>What kind of occupation you would be having in Gensokyo?
Farmer. Any other answer is delusional.

>Which house/faction would you serve?
Human Village. Any other answer is delusional.

>> No.20647301

>>20645647
>Human Village. Any other answer is delusional.
You're delusional.

>> No.20647494
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20647494

>>20633057
Yuuka's husband, i.e. farmer.
Kazami Bakery.

>> No.20647682

Ill just go and be a vagabond...

>> No.20647730
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20647730

I want to be reborn as an Amanojaku.
Meet Seija and seize the means of production
Later breed with her and make other Amanojakus

>> No.20647846

>>20633057
There are two options. Either you're a nobody working small jobs in the human village, or you're working as a snack for whatever faction stumbles upon you first. You stay at either job until the end of your life.

>> No.20650306

>>20645259
You are a criminal.

>> No.20651646

>>20647846
That's not even the case for humans who live in Gensokyo

>> No.20653468

>>20650306
No, you're a criminal.

>> No.20653590

>What kind of occupation you would be having in Gensokyo?
Same one I have now, making naked women feel good with my hands and assorted tools.

>> No.20659500

Food reserves.

>> No.20659512

>>20653590
A-Anon, are you a p-prostitute?

>> No.20660079

>>20633057
some sort of trade. cobbler, carpenter, blacksmith, etc.

>> No.20665288

>>20633057
rapist obviously

>> No.20667688

>>20633629
dont be jealous of my dick's purity, you slut

>> No.20670800

>>20633451
I'll be a chief police to keep you on track.

>> No.20670907

>>20633057
>What kind of occupation you would be having in Gensokyo?
I wouldn't be allowed in the Human Village because I would start shit. Probably a private security contractor

>Which house/faction would you serve?
Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>> No.20670932

>Be a criminologist
>Go to Gensokoyo
What would I be good for? Human village can't into police forces without Yokai shitters.

I guess I could investigate incidents and the reasons behind them, but Reimu and Marisa already do this.

>> No.20670990

>>20670932
Find Mima.

>> No.20671049

>>20670990
>Find Mima
She's dead.

>> No.20673473

>>20659512
Close, but no.
Massage therapist

>> No.20674386

I would be a toilet

>> No.20677754

>>20674386
Smartest choice.

>> No.20677787

>>20673473
Ah, the ages-old profession of massage the rapist. A veritable choice.

If you don't mind me asking, have you anyone in mind to stock your... ah, relaxing incense and massage oil? Asking for a friend.

>> No.20677933

>>20671049
Thank you Captain Obvious we already know that.

>> No.20678266

Danmaku superstar.

>> No.20680497
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>>20677787
Specializing in the smell of autumn.

>> No.20681096

>>20670932
Be a private investigator. You can help solve interesting dilemmas such as where the fuck did Shou lose her pagoda again? and Where the fuck did Koishi run off to again?

>> No.20685058

>>20671049
You have no evidence.

>> No.20685143

A mason or some kind of contractor so I could eventually work on the shrines and fall in love with Sanae

>> No.20685403

>>20633057
If I'm allowed to have a power, then I'd have Psychometry and then go and collect old items and see how they work.
Then I'd open an odd jobs or even join Marisa's and do any work that need tools.

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