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Why doesn't this NEET have a thread?

>> No.20701613

>>20701600
Sorry we've been busy enjoying our eternal honeymoon together.

>> No.20705686
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>>20701600

>> No.20705907
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>> No.20706036

Does Kaguya browse /jp/?

>> No.20706088
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>>20701600

I really like it when Kaguya draws a sadistic smile

>> No.20709104

>>20705686
What do her sock smell like?

>> No.20714429

>>20709104
Cum, my cum.

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>> No.20717786

>>20717711
Maximum comfiness for this princess

>> No.20718421

>>20717711
Fuck dammit Tewi.

>> No.20720192
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>> No.20720426

>>20706036
She posts negative shit in Mokou threads.

>> No.20722917

>>20720426
Stop this slander.
Kaguya is a good girl and did nothing wrong.

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>> No.20724295

>>20724000
guya guya~!

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>>20724000
I wish I was the one hugging this NEET

>> No.20724534

Kaguya!

>> No.20724539

>>20724534
Isn't fit to rule - plz grow up!

>> No.20724551

>>20724000
Shit artist who self inserts himself hugging a lolified Kaguya. Sad.

>> No.20724861

>>20724529
what is this meme called

>> No.20725919

I remember a doujin where Kaguya says:
>NEET IS DEAD
Don't remember it anymore. Had a good laugh.

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>> No.20727467

>>20724551
Jelly much?

>> No.20727480

>>20727460
How do I become an eternal NEET with a mansion of loyal servants and a huge bunny harem?

>> No.20727506

>>20727480
Being born out of a bamboo shoot is a good start

>> No.20727570

>>20727467
Nope. I just don't like NTR cuckshit, like most sane people.

>> No.20728199

>>20724861
Cute NEET feet

>> No.20728696

>>20727570
but he looks like a hentai protag made for self insert

>> No.20730911
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The princess really knows how to have fun.

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>>20728696
The guy literally admits on Pixiv that he self inserts himself in his drawings.

>> No.20731013

>>20730911
Kaguya boobie?

>> No.20731028

>>20730911
Yeah fun in those thighs and breasts

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>>20718421
Don't be mean to Tewi. She's a princess (in her own way).

>> No.20731165

>>20731072
Technically she's their landlord.

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>>20730911
Her battles with Mokou are really something else.

>> No.20735513

>>20731165
How much does she charges for rent?

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>>20733041
she better stop bullying that mocco or else...

>> No.20738681

>>20706036
She prefers 5ch and girlschannel.
Source: I have access to her search history.

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>> No.20743194

>>20738681
Tewi, is that you?

>> No.20746624

>>20743174
cutie

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Youtuber

>> No.20747792

>>20747502
Syamu gamu

>> No.20750054

>>20747502

Poor Eirin, imagine being in charge of making tendies and changing Kaguya's diaper for all of eternity.

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>> No.20756743

Comfy 2hu or comfiest 2hu?

>> No.20756859

>>20750054
This is the sort of post that can only be written by someone that really wants that job themselves.

So do I

>> No.20759481
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Spotting a NEET 101

- Is it the middle of the day; are they still asleep?
- Do they wake up sometime in the noon?
- Is there a console or computer somewhere in the room that sees high, frequently use?
- Are there snacks lying around, most of which are unfinished?
- Drinks of any kind?
- Tissues or Fap Napkins?
- Do they bathe infrequently inbetween their sometimes week long gaming or shitpost marathon?
- Are they barely or sloppily dressed?
- Do they wear the same thing nonstop for days at a time?
- Do they ever leave their room for anything else than to take a shit or go take a leak if they don't keep pissbottles?
- Does someone take care of them, do they have someone who removes trash from the room? Or. Plays a role similar to Eirin's?

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>>20754023
This Kaguya is S-tier

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>>20750054
>>20756859
I'd rather have Eirin change mine for all eternity.

>> No.20763522

>>20763009
>>20763021
This is no way for a Princess to behave!

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>> No.20767150

>>20743174
>kaguya972.png
Damn anon, how many pictures do you have?

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>>20767150
around like 30k

>> No.20767920

>>20733041
Whats the source on this freshly cropped gif?

>> No.20768307

>>20767366
Very impressive dedication.
>>20767920
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3340316

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>>20701613
I see the princess have a lot of suitors in /jp/,
I challenge /jp/ to marry Kaguya-hime

In the "Tale of princess Kaguya" or
"The tale of the Bamboo Cutter"
"Kaguya-hime concocted impossible tasks for the princes, agreeing to marry the one who managed to bring her his specified item"

-The stone begging bowl of the Buddha Shakyamuni from India,
-A jeweled branch from the mythical island of Hōrai.
-The legendary robe of the fire-rat of China.
-A colored jewel from a dragon's neck
-A cowry shell born of swallows.

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>>20768361
Sec, lemme just make a deal with this dog demon guy I know.

>> No.20768400

>>20722917
She rejected Mokou´s father (And other suitors) as her husband 1200 years ago in a japanese folk tale.

>> No.20768414

>>20768400
Kaguya rejecting somebody would only be wrong if that somebody was me.
Therefore Kaguya has done nothing wrong.

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