Monster Girl Thread

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Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

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Wild West MG when?

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Drunk and cute Tsuraras

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>>20734707
Left is better.

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Quick color edit, I like her much better this way.

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>>20734709
What about them?

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>Pharaoh momsters using their god voice

One of the more scarier momsters

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The ideal harem size is 4 and you cant convince me otherwise,all the popular media features team of 5 people,anon and his four waifus

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>>20734718
They need tender loving care, not a bottle of liquor! It's not too late to help them turn their lives around!

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>>20734727
The ideal harem size is 1, anon.

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>>20734725
Apophis momster is scarier.

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>>20734740
Not really, they'd just spoil you a lot. Apophis aunt on the other hand....

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>>20734736
>1
>harem

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>>20734736
Not all of us are fortunate enough to marry a Queen Slime.

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>>20734736
The ideal size is 2

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>>20734748
He isn't wrong.

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>>20734762
Yes he is.

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>>20734748
What if it's one girl cloning herself?

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>>20734774
Dumb lim.

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>>20734769
But anon, even monster girls agree that monogamy is better!

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>>20734779
Slander.

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Who is handsomest Monstergirl, Satyros I think

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>>20734811
It’s clearly Mad Hatter. I bet a lot of stray uninformed men wandering into Wonderland figure she’s a dyke, having tea with a bunch of other girls and dressed like that.

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>>20734727
Tenshi says hi.

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>>20734725
Mess up her titles and she'll force you to do all the chores for days.

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>>20734823
I wanna mess up her titties instead

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>>20734819
But look at her body!

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>>20734782
In your dreams.

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>>20734715
That's pretty nice looking. Gives it a dark contrast in color compared to the other two mushes

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>>20734704
>>20734715
Matango has evolved into Macarena?

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>>20734833
It's true, only degenerates enjoy sharing.

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Yeah the new girl is nice and all, but is she a psychedelic?

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>>20734832
10/10!
My dear voluptuous wife!

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>>20734851
Only one way to find out. Lick, lick, lick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZlQ1WSn5U

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>>20734851
Her spores makes you feel light and happy. But it also makes you erect instantly like getting stung by a Manticore.

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>>20734868
Soft and nice.

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>>20734851
>>20734877
How soon we forget.

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How do you like your horns?

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>>20734890
Those fuckers are dangerous!

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>>20734935
>I believe I can fly!
>Ahaha, I'm kidding! I know I can't fly!
>I can glide though...

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>>20734920
Horns are just large, elaborate and natural handlebars for irrumatio!

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>>20734740
Having both an Apophis momster and an ungraped Pharaoh momster would be really scary

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>>20734823
Title remembering is for servants, not her precious sonu!

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>>20734959
He gets his own titles.

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>>20734888
Built for sitting on my face!!!

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>>20734959
She's not my real mom anyway...

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>>20734974
I guess Monster Girls would read the kinds of books Mr. Garrison wrote.

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>>20734974
Shoulder succ is lewd

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>>20735007

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Reminder that the big titty region of Zipangu is the best!

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>>20735017
Shoulder fairy is wholesome.
I bet shoulder fairy only kisses anons finger!

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>>20734969
>The titles are completely penned by his Pharaoh momster and they are more embarrassing if anything

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>>20735025
You don't say.

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>>20735028
>Prince Anon of Sunlight
>Heir to the throne
>Master of Nintendo
>Cutest of boys
>Biggest shotacoc-
>”MOOOOM!!!!”

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>>20735028
Would it help him get a wife?
>>20735036
I do say, it's a little known fact.

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>>20735047
>shotacoc

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>>20735050
>Would it help him get a wife?
Maybe, but she would have to share with his Pharaoh momster

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>>20735050
>>20735036
I wanna be a foreign mercenary in the titty empire

Gonna get lots of suitors/challengers
The blue eyes and blonde hair shall help

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Reminder that indoor pools are heated.

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>>20735047
>>20735059
It must be large enough for everyone in the crowds of adoring subjects to see!

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>>20735134

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>>20735134
>>20735179
While looking to get your VCR repaired you stumbled on to a heated pool with some kind of elderly squid in it. She looks like she might be old enough to know what a VCR is. Do you ask for her help?

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>>20735188
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>20735197
She could lose some small screws that haven't been made since the 90's and you'd have to go to Junktown bazaars to find replacements.

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Deer pussy.

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>>20735188
what's with all the kids fetishizing VCRs and cassette tapes these days? My nephew took a shitload of my old VHS tapes and an old VCR before xmas to watch.

Is magnetic media the new vinyl?

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>>20735179
I want to be the travel partner of a adventuring of a Salamander. Where we both agree on a platonic relationship.
It doesn't last to long all things considered.

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picture not conclusive, it could be a pair of dangly deer testicles back there for all i know

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>>20735219
Yes.

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>>20735219
I never grew out of them.

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>>20735263
Does she like Eurobeat?

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>>20735293
Yes.

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>>20735294
I won't laugh. I will not. I will embrace this spontaneous eroticism.

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Quick Question: I've been getting back into MGE and this is the first time I've been around for a new MG release. How long does it take for an official translation to come out?

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>>20735320
1-3 days, depends on how busy is translator

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>>20735188
Someone better fix the darn thing, I need to watch my Nightcourt tapes!

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>>20735356
Hipster Oni detected, on the hunt for some Human-made craft beers.

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>>20734704
>file deleted

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>>20735341
>Nightcourt

i'm depressed when old tv shows are mentioned and the intro theme gets stuck in my head

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>>20735305
Does she like MY CAR? MY CAR?

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>In the name of Poseidon, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

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>>20735320
Half a week at most. Deal with the unofficial one in the meantime.

https://pastebin.com/Ce4e7p2y

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>>20735442
Imagine a platoon of Order troops fleeing an unstoppable horde of myconids.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

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I want an Ochi to call me "Waga Aruji"

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>>20735456
>tfw all your heavy weaponry only results in a boing sound and a cloud of horny spores.
It's still better than the other one, at least.

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>>20735482
Aren't you forgetting something?

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>>20735495
She makes boing sounds another way.

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How much does your waifu weigh?

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>>20735514
Classified.

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>>20735219

I don't know about kids, but I occasionally picked up older tech from Goodwill. I think there's something satisfying about the analog controls they tend to have and being able to insert VHS/Beta tapes into them and shit.

Now I want to care for an older model of Automaton MG who thinks she's outdated.

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>>20735498
Verily!

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>>20735495
At the next tea party, I hope I don't get seated next to that Cheshire who pulled down my pants in front of the Red Queen.

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>>20735517
Oh really?

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>>20735536
For my eyes only.

She's very tall so you can guess.

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>>20735514
I actually have no idea. She's probably about 50 gallons, so 417 lbs? Seems heavy. Slime is probably a lighter material than water.

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>>20735517
With honkers like those she must be packing on an extra 10 pounds
>>20735514
Very much

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>>20735327
>>20735442
Thanks! I was going to originally wait for the official, but whatever.

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>>20735363
Myconid is too risque to be the first image it seems.

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>>20735547
>417 lbs
FAT.

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>>20735550
Oh they're even bigger in person.

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>>20735514
On the lighter side, she needs to be slim to be airborne.

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>>20735562
>covering her face
>tendril hiding behind knee
I can see right through her sexy illusion. She's embarrassed and a total virgin.

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>>20735581
Virgin dark slimes are actually the most dangerous of all.

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>>20735514
Both are heavy for differing reasons

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>>20735551
>>20735442
wtf I love mushrooms now
She's pretty fucking cute, suprised at how waifu-tier she is. It's also nice to have a shroom loli aside from m*Tango. I really hope the official is close to this.

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>>20735591
What a stylish Dark Slime. Sexy dark insignia, feminine bow, and a cute hat.

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>>20735547
I'd imagine slime would be a heavier liquid than water, not to mention much more viscous, perhaps she would be more like a molasses or honey that doesn't dissolve in water. So she'd probably be more about 600 lbs.

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>>20735604

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>>20735514
As a adult with a loli body I imagine her to be small, thin, washboard flat, and looking around 10 if she was human. So maybe around 75 to maybe 80 lbs with her monstrous parts.

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>>20735551
>>20735604
I mean, this was done by a legit translator, only thing that makes it unofficial is that it's not from a guy who's pretty familiar with KC's terminology, like Brolen. That, and because it's not hosted by MGR, basically.

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If they get near you just hit them with the shampoo

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>>20735614
>600 lbs

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>>20735626
Don’t be mean to Cancers, they’re cute girls

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>>20735614
That was my initial thought as well, but I'd like to be able to carry my wife sometime. I'm willing to believe that Slime could be both viscous and light, by the power of Mamano.

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>>20735550

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Here's myconid! (hopefully the image won't get deleted, will post a link just in case). She's honestly very likable as far as the profile goes, and adds another low tier monster to the setting (they can't all be powerhouse elites).

That the myconid developed from matango ancestors also means something else good came from the matango. Maybe one day the matango will fully cease to be matango, all of them becoming myconids or mad hatters, their remaining spores becoming the largely harmless pseudo matango mushrooms.

That is, while matango certainly aren't as bad as some claim, especially since you can turn them into mad hatters (who are quite loved), but there is no getting around how in their base state they aren't even able to walk on their own. Even dryads have the whole "can teleport to other dryad trees" ability for some mobility of their own.

https://imgur.com/a/mVpRi4n

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I need an adult...

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>>20735630
>Dragon
>Less than half a ton
At least most of that weight goes to her breasts and thighs

>>20735634
You could probably still carry her, all'd she have to do is hollow out her human shaped half, leaving only air in there while keeping her shape, making her much more manageable. Or she could use her slime to help support herself taking much of the strain off of you

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>>20735668
Rush-shrooms

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>>20735669
Don't worry, everyone's an adult here, even the lolis

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>>20735617
I can relate

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>>20735672
That's true I suppose, and I guess there's nothing to stop a Dark Slime from just using a spell to make herself lighter.
Well damn I guess my waifus a heavy gal.

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>>20735668
the unbreakable bungie shroom.

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>>20735668
That last part made them sound like comfy jubujubs with a permanent :< face.
Their squishiness is great too, move over mindflayers.

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>>20735668
So one would guess her feet are drawn like that because she's in the process of getting tripped or falling over. Interesting.

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>>20735668

I want to throw one off a cliff, and watch her bounce.

Then freak out when she catches up to me

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>>20735668
>Child Anon makes friends with a Myconid
>Uses her as a trampoline
little does he know that he's going to be the one getting bounced on later in life

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>>20735305
That bitch has got crabs!

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>>20735717
Or swaying side to side, going from one foot to the other. It's said their feet never stop moving so it can be assumed that's true even when they're staying in one spot.

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>>20735668
>in their base state they aren't even able to walk on their own
Then can be picked up and carried though.

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>>20735669
The look of a Vampire wife in unfathomable love with her incubus husband

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>>20735668
Absolute cuties.

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>>20735742
so they can't walk on their own

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>>20735668
Adorable

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You may only choose one.

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>>20734920
>A entire race of literal cowgirls
>a human has the biggest tits
My fucking sides

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>>20735668
So it's just worded a but clearer, new waifu!
Would sqeeze/10
Would frolic with/10
Would huff/10
Would not pull out of/10

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>>20735799
Caw caw motherfucker

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>>20735799
Always Gnome.

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>>20735835
>tfw I remember when crow anon sperg'd out over people lewding his crow

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>>20735823

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>>20735855
>pic
Know the difference, it could save your life!

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>>20735668
>Dress her as Luffy because of her bounciness
>Use her as a Reflex bag
Man I cant wait for her content

>Having her following you to the work, store, bathroom and bed 24/7
>Literally capable of you telling you "Lets have sex so just punch me already"
>Might even start hitting herself to release the spores

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>>20735801
>human
That's a dark mage.

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>>20735855
The artist?

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>>20735898
wiki says human

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>>20735908
That's because she is one. Anon likes to imagine her as a dark mage because she uses magic though.

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>>20735903
Yes.

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>>20735877
>Call Crow Tengu a Black Harpy and she starts a shit storm over not being anything like that slut. And stresses that she is not a stuck up bitch, she only went on break when there was a line of 50 people at the DMV
>Call a Black Harpy a Crow Tengu and she starts a shit storm over not being anything like that stuck up bitch. And she stresses that she is not a slut, she only help hands with her father once

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>>20735898
A demonologist/summoner to be more specific but human, also, KC doing Granblue fanart when?

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>>20735908
>>20735932
>not getting the joke

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>>20735898
Look at those heavers

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>>20735937
There is no joke.

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>>20735937
it was a bad joke

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>>20735514
Heavy

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>>20735898
>tfw no dark mage onee-chan with huge tits.

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>>20734953
>Apophis and Pharaoh sisters, born from an Echidna, decide to adopt a human boy together
Wholesome

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Reminder not to follow Gyaru monsters into unmarked white vans. Even if they promise you figmas and video games.

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>>20736050
>Gyaru
Only if they're Sabbath.

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How fancy should fairies get?

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>>20736158
This seems about right.

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>>20735668

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>>20735740
That makes more sense, guess she couldn't hold a pose for the Wandering Scholar when he was drawing her.

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>>20736158
[Spoiler]Its a shame that She's the only PC to kick the bucket, and what happens to the dragons [/spoiler]
Vulcans be nice though.

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>>20736206
Between that and her expression, it looks like we have another MG that canonically has autism.

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>>20736206
>”Hm, hm, hm, hm, are you almost done mister?”
>”A-almost, just about!”
“Hm, hm, hm, gotta get back to husband, hm, hm...”
>”I’ve finished!”
>”Well done scholar! You look great ma’am!”
>”Hm, hm, thanks mister and miss fairy lady, I’m gonna go now”
>”F-farewell!”
>”Uwaa~ imagine spending all day with your lover inside you~ I wonder what that’s like, don’t you?”
>”L-lets keep moving on, Sidhe, there’s more species to research!”

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>>20736241
Cute!

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>>20736068
Those little baphomet icon / doll things are neat.

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>>20734707
>that Familiar from this imageset
How disappointing, and why are the file sizes so large considering the quality of the artwork?

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>>20736222
>hard to predict
>gloomy facial expression
>possibly autistic
>their colour scheme
It all makes sense now.

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Do dragon zombies give birth to more dragon zombies or regular dragons?

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>>20736317
undeads give birth to more undeads

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Another reason that makes me Monstergirls so good and lovable?

They are okay with men crying. Is it safe to say that Monstergirls do not mind and or are okay with men crying? Normal human society often scoffs and life at the idea that men never cry and boys should learn never to cry because it's a sign of weakness. But Monstergirls on the other hand would never think that way about the men they'd like, want and love. Especially for their husband's, and mosst especially powerful or upper high class society Monstergirls who love and married normal average joe guys are okay with them crying bawling.

I'd even say some Monstergirls do or might enjoy men crying because it gives them a reason to love, heal and comfort then, right?

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>>20736317
Undead give birth to the same type of undead as themselves (with perhaps "evolved" undead like wights being an exception).

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>>20736317
Woe to the boy who moves in next door to the Dragon Zombie lady and her husband.
The noises at night will be one thing, the new childhood friend will be a whole different story.

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>>20736317
As far as I'm aware the only special "this breed doesn't give birth to their own kind" rules he has given, besides the Echidna, is the Lilim (and I assume an alp would give birth to a normal succubus). It's unknown whether Wights, Dragon Zombies, or Bircorns give birth to their base forms or their own breed.

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Reminder that MGs with manes that aren't manticore are great and that lion MGs with manes are the S tier best.

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>>20736367
Those hips and thighs could crush a golden throne

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>>20736339
>with perhaps "evolved" undead like wights being an exception
That doesn't make a whole lot of sense, considering people can be raised from the dead straight into wights with no evolution necessary.

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>>20736365
Well also humpty eggs (they lay eggs that usually hatch into jub jubs), but we don't talk about humpty eggs.

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>>20736381
I imagine it could be like the Lilim and she needs a hero level husband to give birth to something that powerful but it could go either way.

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>>20736365
>As far as I'm aware the only special "this breed doesn't give birth to their own kind" rules he has given, besides the Echidna, is the Lilim
ACKCHYUALLY, KC sez that if a lilim marries a strong-enough man, their daughter will be a second-generation lilim.

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>>20736381
Hence why I noted "perhaps." People raised straight into wight status are those who were already incredible people in life, namely powerful heroes or royalty.

It could be that a wight's daughter can be a regular zombie, just with the capacity to become a wight much faster.

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>>20736393
Whores

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Poor Chief Goddess...

Being beaten and outsmarted by the Demon Lord Lilith, the most powerful hero of the Order who is a borderline demigod defected, switched sides to join Lilith because he and Lilith fell in love and joined forces. Got beaten and had her ass kicked so hard she's still critically injured to this very day and has to eat through straw as if she were a mortal being. The Order keeps getting beat, keeps losing it's people to Monstergirls, more and more people are liking Monstergirls, Lescatie taken over by Monstergirls, Order can never get it's shit straight to unite against monsters and even if they did, they will lose. Even the other God's such as Poseidon and the God of Death has joined the side of the Demon Lord. Poor Chief Goddess can never catch a break.

Pic related is Chief Goddess's face when she got beaten by Lilith and the Traitor Hero and also her face when she is game over.

Also is it highly likely that the Chief Goddess as of right now is nothing more but a NEET wrapped in a burrito blanket still healing from her injuries as she mutters and talks to herself how it's not fair the Demon Lord beat her. And also how the Demon Lord has a boyfriend while Chief Goddess doesn't have one? Meanwhile all the angel and Arch angel secretaries are doing all the Chief Goddess's work.

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Are Myconid for curvy blown up versions or are the only for smol qt hugfug

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>>20736405
>>>/tg/
>>>/out/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

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>>20736393
The topic as about the Dragon Zombie not the Lilim itself. My point was that they were one of the few breeds he has actually talked about on that subject. Whether or not there was an exception to the exception wasn't important.

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>>20736414
It’s literally copy and pasted spam.

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>>20736410
I’m one of the biggest Beeg lovers in the world but Myconids just seem built for smol. At most a shortstack.

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>>20736367
Those hips are insane, great for holding I would imagine.

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>>20735668
Better watch out, Barometz now has a friend as bouncy as they are.

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>>20736405
>Pic related is Chief Goddess's face when she got beaten by Lilith and the Traitor Hero and also her face when she is game over.
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/64108677/#64110976
>Pic related is basically the Chief God when she was beaten by the Demon Lord and her Husband when she attempted to eliminate them both personally.
Slightly rewording things doesn't hide the fact you mashed together copy and pasted posts you retard.

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>>20736443
Is there any reason why /tg/ monstergirl threads are archived on Desuarchive but not Warosu's /tg/ archive?

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>>20736439
Barometz, Myconid and Tritonia, the bounce brigade

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>>20735514
I can't tell because whenever she floats over them whenever she gets near one.

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>>20736127

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Nobody can beat the PAT.

Not the PAT.

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>>20736241
Extremely cute mushroom. And aw, poor Sidhe. She'll get him eventually!

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>>20736439
I hadn't considered the hazards of a barometz harem.

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>>20736487
Give me a goldshi centaur.

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>>20736514
>the girls are just humans with horse ears and tails attached
What a wasted opportunity.

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>>20736347
Flan needs to behave like a proper lady!

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>>20736537
Flan and oneesan need to be impregnated.

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>>20736537

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>>20736509

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How do you take care of your disabled monster waifu, guys?

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>>20735668
>it keeps getting delete

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>>20736583
Scary fox.

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>>20735219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYULTeYxSvE

It's because the 80s aesthetic was the last kino decade we had. Yes, it was goofy at times, but it's better than the shit like Lady Gaga and her meat dress.

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>>20736605
>meat dress

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>>20735954
I want more troll, i need more troll in my life

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>>20736583
Well at least they didn't ban me.

Here is the myconid: https://imgur.com/a/zwrnWsy

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>>20736615
Down, Wendi-chan!

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>>20736583
Why? I don't get why the blood and life of this thread would get deleted

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>>20736633
Myconids are just too lewd.

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>>20736633
Transparent clothes tend to be risque.

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>>20736633
Advertisers hate lewd, please understand.

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>Salamander wants to do sports
Would a good way to channel her competetive spirit into not puching you in the face

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>>20736627

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>>20736626
So myconids are "what if Kokoro was a monster girl"

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>>20736649
Football or Rugby, so she can tackle you instead forcing you to hug her

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>>20736649
Wrestling

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>>20736654
Such mysterious girls

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>>20736654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6HIIZ5j3dY

[Anonymous No.]

Just got some lich butt art from Melon.
But considering that the thread seam delete happy right now, here's a link and a cropped version instead
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/109036725141119795

[Anonymous No.]

I will go inside an amazon village and 1v1 EVERY ONE OF THEM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736683
good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736681
>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736681
Lich banished the page to the shadow realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736681
>>20736697
>>20736699
Aw shit. Accidentally removed the last number in the URL.
https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1090367251411197952

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736583
Where are you finding an updated hard translation of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20735668
>this is the least advertiser friendly monster species

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736733
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Myconid

http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1707

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736704
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736704
Lich butt is good content, thanks for sharing. Really need to com melon one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a muse to make me write more. Preferably a rough, almost violent one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736743
I actually meant that panel from The Mountain Climber and the Sealed Fox.
But thank you anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Battle of the Onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736775
Here comes the onee-san-est

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736336
I haven't cried in 16 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736704
That Lich must be wanting to have her bottom fondled with that type of outfit on and those pleasure runs on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736775
>Titania being bright and bubbly
>Demon being syrupy-smooth and seductive
>both ridiculously doting and affectionate
It's inpossible to choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736797
It gets really difficult.
The last time I was able to get a bunch of tears out was 2008, when my life was collapsing.
Haven't been able to cry no matter how sad I get for most of my adult life, and I'm not sure just not having to put on a front would fix that.
Please give me more expressive physiology, monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Do vampires of MGE say: Bleh?

[Anonymous No.]

How would monster girls feel about demisexuals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736824
>Boatslut as vampire
delete this right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736822
I have no tears for people but I might be able to spare a few for animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736829
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736829
I really need to find that lad's website of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736829
I like the idea that she was waiting there for a kiss with her eyes closed long enough for him to leave, peel the garlic, eat it, and come back just to bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20734709
Winterstown bar sure is a busy place

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736834
All of his art is on mega, he uploads them there himself.
https://mega.nz/#F!jjAhVYgQ!0du879iscqX0VOZqYBqwNw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736829
Chinkolle has two actual vampire boats anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736865
Beermaidems, nurses, secretaries, what other non-maid jobs would kikis be great at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736865
I like my maids extra meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736827
No matter how many words you make up, you can't beat the V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736844
What’s the biggest trouble Yeti, Yuki and Wendi have ever gotten into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736827
>Apply V until married

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736920
That time they tried to bring something cool from home for initiation to their new secret girls only club, and Wendi brought her Papa’s tobacco pipe.
Really, the fear of getting caught was more than the actual punishment at the end of the day, but they had quite a romp trying to sneak it back home to deny that they ever took it before he could catch them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736900
Even if it all works out in the end, it still has to be difficult for the less rapey monstergirls to deal with all those psychological hangups their prospective husbands can have. At least without Eros intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736920
Yuki was making snowmen in the woods and accidentally froze a man, it took the Snuggle Scouts 5 hours to unthaw him and even longer to warm him back up. White Horn-sensei brought Yuki-chan and the Scouts to apologize profusely to the man, he now has White Horn's number on speed dial in case he gets trapped again

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736843
Dumpires are at the end of the day hopeless dummy romantics.

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of want to commission a MGE story.
What's a good length to try and go for? Also what are some good writers that take commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736959
>”Thank you sir, and again, we’re all truly, truly sorry.”
>”Sorry mister!”
>The man assures them it’s fine and closes the door
>the scouts start to leave, but Whitehorn-sensei stays still, making weird giddy noises and trembling in place
>Yeti-chan whispers to Yuki
>”Hey, is scoutmaster okay?”
>The giddy squealing intensifies until finally Whitehorn shrieks our happily, throwing her arms in the air and bounding away down the sidewalk
>”I did it! I finally did it! I got a man’s number! Finally, finally!”
>her voice trails off into the distance as the snuggle scouts shrug
>Yeti finally chimes up
>”Well, wanna play some hockey?”
>a choir of ‘Yaaay!’ and one panicked ‘awawawawa!’ goes up from the scouts as they scamper off towards the outdoor rink

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736991
Get in contact with Losenis if you can, he's the only writer we have I know of that does commissions but I'm not sure about his prices.
As for length that depends on your budget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736964
>can't wait to visit you one night, flies as quickly as possible in bat form
>assumes she's going to gracefully fly through your window, retransform in the light of the full moon, and be entirely irresistible
>manages to get through your window but gets hoplessly lost inside your house, bumping into walls and the roof
Poor romantic dumpire

[Anonymous No.]

What's the upper limit to size for monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
8ft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
The sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736995
Ganbatte White Horn-sensei, don't spoil this opportunity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736068
Do you know where I can find this kind of image (featuring bapho and the other 2 other mgs) for the other baphomets? The wiki has keroferuru and classic bapho but not the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737015
Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737025
http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=39 Has all the translated World Guide 3 material and images. You just have to sign up to view the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736995
I’m imagining all the snuggle scouts having fun playing a friendly game of hockey, except Wendi, who is sort just sliding and bouncing from wall to wall like a dvd screensaver logo

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
8’s probably the most accepted you can go before you start getting fuckoff-kun’s ire but I think 12 is a solid absolute upper limit for things like Amazons, ancient Onis, and other mini-giant type girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737023
Her diary will be filled with fantasies tonight, thats for sure.
>>20737046
Yuki has tried to teach her how to skate before, but Wendi just isn’t a very dexterous girl yet. One day she will be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737058
>12 foot tall Pharaoh
Good lord.

[Anonymous No.]

i want the tragic ending where mg's find us but by that time the future gender war has us nearing extinction

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
9' - 12' is where I draw the line because at that point the logistics of the act are already kind of fucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
Around 8 feet I would say. 7 1/2 is preferable for "large" monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of large girls... Aside from the Onis, High P'Orc and Ogre, what are some other burly and stronk mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737099
Mino, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737107
These pictures warm my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
I stop at 10 feet. My waifu is big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737099
Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
7ft. wiill forever and always be the perfect number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737119
Big waifus have big hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737107
Shota husbandos are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737002
I looked up his rates and it's apparently around $15 per 1k words.

Sounds fair to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737152
I think he's just a short husband. Or that's a big wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737099
I would really love to see a holstaur who's got the muscles and height of a minotaur, but the gentle loving attitude of a holstaur

>>20737119
>>20737080
Honestly guys I couldn't go for a girl taller than 7ft, it's bad enough that all the monsters with big tits are already big girls I don't want to have to crank my head all the time or be on my back whenever we're in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737157
He's so short and childish he's a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737161
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20735214
>that lid flying off the coffee cup
I don't come here to BRRAAAAAPPP-post

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737171
>tfw they're all better looking that me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737235
>Hubby’s scent, ah- ah- luv hubby so so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737238
Dragon zombies are too pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737171
remember when that one skinheadanon shitposted about how these guys were fucking faggots that needed a haircut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737011
Thinking about it, I would say 9' is about as tall as I could go. Just 50% taller than myself, not too extreme so I don't have to crank up my neck too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736948
>What the hell is this slut saying?
>Well whatever, rape time

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737171
He's smaller than gazer leaning forward. That child needs to be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737264
Silly Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737158
I enjoy the snoo-snoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737279
>"I've always had a dream of being buried between a huge woman's boobs"
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737279
>file deleted
What was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737270

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737291
It was a character chart with Yuugi. Deleted it as a precaution because even though she was nude and it had no distinguishing sexual features I didn't want to risk it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737291
https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0207/34/1548805883324.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737252
I mean
they do.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the anubis have to worry about some Jewish monster girl like a golem setting her captives free or some such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737252
But monster girls love bald men too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737301
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736487
>>20736127

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736959
It's Summer never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737309

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737252
Only one even really has long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737308
>waxes your head every day so she can see her eyes as she caresses you
>you can feel her paw pads glide across your scalp as she massages it
I am not going bald anytime soon, but I can imagine that would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>the dragon and anubis yuri got a futa sequel

[Losenis No.]

>>20736991
Yo. If you wanna go for it, I do writing commissions. Hit me up in discord if you wanna talk it through, and I'll see what I can do to help you. My discord is Losenis#1794, and I'd post a link to my commission sheet here if the system didn't think it was spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737296
>>20737297
Ah yeah that is a pretty nice picture but I can see why you'd want to delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737325
that was why he was such a fucking huge skinhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737301
>Jewish momster golem
I need this. I need this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737338
I found your commission sheet on the discord. Kind of funny that 4chan think it's spam tho.

I probably have to figure out 100% of what I want first but I'm most likely gonna hit you some time in the near future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737333
never heard of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737333
Didn't know the Anubisfag was into that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737347
If you wished on a monkey's paw you'd probably end up with a golem version of the mom from everybody loves raymond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737333
As expected of that canadian faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737333
Why is this pertinent to anything outside of fishing for ( You )s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20735514
300,000 lbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737357
"the" Anubisfag is pretty ambiguous considering there are at least 4 different people it could refer to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20735668
Why does she have mushrooms growing on her mushroom parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737322
ROCKET PUUUUNCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737367
Gonna guess Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737367

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737370
Oh. Well at least I hope it isn't who I was thinking of then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737367
Shoggoth that is a mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737374
>>20737377
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737409
What do I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737413
cuddle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737422
A gold sticker that's strong enough to hold to sandworm-chan's outer-body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737379
It's the guy who has commissioned this kinda shit before, so it's not anybody who you didn't know is into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737413
Poke

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737158
>Asterio
You have chosen........wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737463
Strong cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737487
>chocolate
>silver hair
>abs
>master blacksmith
>mighty minotaur mammaries
>tank
>fresh milk
>cow print
>affectionate
Perfect, even if despite being a legendary level blacksmith she still subscribes to the useless school of armour

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737430
Miia's mom has got it going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737500
>he doesn't know about WOMB POWER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737504
>Sea of pillows bed
Awesome. I wonder what kind of amazing pillow fights the lamia harem get up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737511
more armour=sexier

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737511
I've never seen an mg lile that, what/who is it?
It's dark valkyrie and I'm a tard isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737525
She's a regular Succubus who's a dark knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737525
An example of the "dark warrior" class of monsters. In this case its a succubus who trained to become one.

They're from World Guide Gaiden 2, along with other monster fighter classes like strategist, brave, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737553
Damn it, memory was off, meant "dark knight." Dark Warrior is a mercenary class of monsters with different skills from the dark knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737553
>monster fighter classes
I wanna challenge an Ogre brawler to bare knuckle fisticuffs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737553
I feel like the daughters of dark warriors say some shit like "My mom could beat up your mom" but I'd guess a good majority of monsters would say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737562
The full list of warrior classes in the book by the way are as follows:

Dark Knight
Dark Warrior
Dark Armor
Dark Musketeer
Dark Strategist
Dark Esquire
Dark Brave

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737252
liliraunes like long-haired boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737264
I bet he came home at 3AM without telling her beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737587
>Dark Musketeer
needs an AR

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737553
This book also has more before-after pics of different women like in Fallen Maidens too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737587
>Dark Musketeer
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737596
i have medium length and i could see myself being a filthy hippie with a mushroom wife

[Anonymous No.]

plant gang rise up

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737107
>exposing her armpits
>he's not going in for a critical hit with his tongue
he dun goofed

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737674
What happens if you make a tongue out ahegao when the monster points a gun at your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737692
It's mushroom time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737692
Can't rise up when they're hibernating beneath the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737692
No plants will be rising up today. You people should stick to your roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737696
>Plant Type
>>20737698
Not him, but soon, Spring will be the season of our conquest!
>>20737699
Can't tell if this is an insult or a pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737698

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737695
>On your knees in front of this checker suited bitch
>Try one last ditch attempt at escape
>Make a full on ahegao face like all those guys in the holotapes did
>She freezes up for just a second
>*BANG*
>Last thing you hear before blacking out completely is the Great Khan P'orcs laughing
>Wake up in doctors office
>Tells you that it was a demon silver bullet
>Says there'll be no complications besides the fact that you can't smell almonds anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737614

[Anonymous No.]

>>20736885
Wet nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

It hurts knowing that a monster girl will never suck my dick. I really want one to suck me off right now I'm so goddamn horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737696
just cuz of that lame new monster happened doesn't mean it's mushroom time. heck, she hasn't gotten any shitty fanart yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737698
evergreen conifer dryads exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737772
AHEM
>>20736264

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737699
you men and your shroom waifus living in this society are the reason we plant bros have to rise up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737358
Oh mighty monkey paw, grant me monster girls eating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737789
Mer-maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737776
Pointy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737787
>implying you even have the brains after inhaling so much spores

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737816
You're the one huffing spores all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737787
Shrooms are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737789
Granted.
Monster girls eating you vote style

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737789
Which is the most likely to happen via monkey paw.

>All the MGs are female zombies eating guys
>all the MGs eating...you know what never mind
>Depressed looking MGs getting hammered since drinking technically is eating
><other suggestion>

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737822
You're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if you will, a harem of jubjubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737822
It'd be real hard to have a mushroom wife that makes you high and stupid while all she wants to do is follow you around

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737831
that sounds surprisingly violent, extremely wet, disturbingly noisy, salty-metal-tasting, and very smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737827
Monster girls become real, but they're VH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737854
But don't forget, very very fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737857
>look at me post crops from bottom of the barrel trash aren't I funny guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737857
>Spoiler
Please explain for a retard like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737867
Basically, imagine if /d/ made a monstergirl RPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737831
I'd rather have a Myconid harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737831
That sounds...chaotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737867
Lot of /d/ stuff that is frowned upon here

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737825
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737825
Excuse me, but I'll be exercising my right to not vote, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that little Familiar armpits are criminally underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737910
>>20737916
I think he meant to say "vore". And not the harmless MGE sandworm kind, but the kind that involves the victim dying a horrible death by stomach acid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737888
Good luck. They may calm down while you're inside them, but that means that every other one of them is going to be fidgety and impatient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737919
Wocks have the best armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737919
You're a criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737924
No, I think that he was talking about participating in a democratic election.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737930
The "r" and "t" keys are right next to each other, it's an easy mistake to make.

[Anonymous No.]

Does this kind if stuff still rustle yous guys jimmies?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737938
>The "r" and "t" keys are right next to each other,
Not on my keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737924
I'd let a cheshire cat vore me, but only if she uses her magic to make pleasurable and erotic, not painful and deadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737902
Are traps /d/ or just gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737955
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737953
What about painful and erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737825
A lava golem girl trying to eat a completely normal vanilla ice cream that is in a completely normal waffle cone, but failing because the ice cream melts before she can lick it try to genie wish that one you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737955
It cant be both when the other option is a just , you son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>Night of the Lepus, but with march hares

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737961
Nah. Pain and pleasure should not be mixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737333
Please spoonfeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737969
I dont see why not
It's like mixing spicy and sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737975
If you want to know about it so bad, then ask /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737993
Last time I went there I have to sift through several fetishes that I would have been much better off not knowing existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737969
>Literally wants the D after you kick her ass
Am I supposed to take her home and heal her cuts, scrapes, and bruises, all while denying her the rightfully earned dick she lost to, so she can heal better?

[Anonymous No.]

The best harem is just three girls. A genki tomboy and a sukeban delinquent battling for your affections while a deredere happily sits in your lap grinding against your dick enjoying the show.
There is no need to debate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737928
you're the criminal. ever since the sabbath took over the entire region of madeupland, it is now against the law to have sex with overaged women as a man. and the punishment is snu snu by vampire loli. hope you like smug rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737944
but can i touch the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738016
>Denying ara~ ara~ monsters the dick they so rightfully waited for
How to have a monster girl revolution in one easy step

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738021
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738011
Monster girls heal through dickings. Humans don't. So it's a bit of different situation if the guy is being harmed as opposed to the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738036
>Monster girls heal through dickings. Humans don't
That's what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738015
Can't I just have a tomboyish sukeban with a hidden deredere side? Like she manhandles me and acts like she doesn't care, but secretly wants to snuggle all day and get married?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738054
Stop going to reddit for images you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738073
It's very clearly a spambot anon. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738075
If mods leave /trash/ posts untouched, what makes you think they'll take care of spam.

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about a monster girl you don't normally like.

Slimes are probably very pleasant to snuggle with on hot days, or when you've got a fever. Very healing.

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738052
I mean....sure. But then you can't have one girl riding your dick while another sucks on your balls and the other grinds her crotch into your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738036
>Be adventurer
>Just finish turning in quest to kill a steppe demon
>Turns out it was a just scarecrow
>Fucking superstitious kikis, at least I get paid
>Just as I leave the guild a wild salamander appears
>She challenges me to a duel
>Uh, to the death?
>Kills her mood right away as she has to explain that it'll just be a friendly match
>Clear out the street as onlookers watch and start taking bets
>She goes on the offensive and just unleashes a flurry of blows
>Block them all cause telegraphed as fuck
>Easily cut her across the arm cause what even is armor to monster girls
>Repeat this a couple of time of me just parrying her attacks and riposting
>Just then I notice that she's been regenerating the whole time
>Fucking bullshit
>Any damage I inflicted on her now was for naught
>Decide I'll have to do something drastic
>An all out attack would cut deep enough for her to have to call off the duel or risk bleeding out
>Just as she jumps at me again I sidestep and bring my sword overhead
>A swift downward strike and I miss her body and cut off her flaming tail instead
>She drops her sword and falls on her ass clenching the stump of where her tail used to be
>I drop to my knees to help her but she releases her bloody stump and clasps her claws around my face
>"Fuck me right here, winner"
>Priest kikis come along and quickly take her away
>She tries to fight them but lost too much blood at this point really put one up
>Spend the money I earned from killing that "steppe demon" on a mindflayer therapist to help me forgot what I just saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738090
this isn't an adult devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737928
I'm a visionary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738096
Come on now, we all know Kenkou's Magical Realm doesn't work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738085
Alarunes must smell very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738106
Look at that flower, she really needs to have those nectar sacs milked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738093
I guess, but half the fun of sex is seeing the girl whimper and melt as you work her whole body over. I don't think I could divide my attention three ways and do as good a job with them before gassing out or wanting to do something else. It takes time to do it right.

I'd rather have one woman with lots of intricacies that I could take my time exploring and ravishing, inch by inch.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Zipangese girls have an obsession with bloodlines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738106
Sticky sex with a plant girl where you get sap and nectar all over yourself would probably be very healthy. It'd be like putting aloe paste on your skin and taking a bunch of vitamins. Or taking a bath with medicinal herbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738096
Why would a creature who trains to fight pretty much since the day they can walk have "telegraped as fuck" attacks?

Anyway, I imagine such duels as more epic affairs, with combatants moving faster than a normal human eye can follow, explosions of flame from the salamander's tail and weapons as she gets more and more into the fight, shock waves rattling nearby structures as the fighters collide, neither giving an inch as they look for an opening only to have every move countered, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738123
Some of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738120
That's the advantage in the MGE, a consequence of becoming an incubus with a harem is that to the man having sex with his whole harem one after another essentially feels like having sex once, and thus boredom doesn't come into play (not that couples in the MGE don't spice things up or look for new experiences of course).

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738129
So they'd keep track of their bloodlines and its purity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738123
Many ochis have what they call a "secret bloodline technique," a last-ditch special move passed only from mother to daughter that they take great pride in. Unfortunately, most of these techniques are a fairly identical spin attack, so it would be appreciated if you kept this knowledge to yourself to spare their egos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738132
I guess that's just the harem mentality. Having multiple wives is a full-time job. You could think of incubizing as a qualification for that job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738123
Crow tengu spend time cataloging them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737916
>>20737930
>democracy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738144
Huh.
I guess they know how to spin to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738153
>t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738161
>communism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738148
I'd continue her bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738133
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738021
Anyone else concerned with the cow with the green mustache?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738182
She's munching on grass you silly boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738158
>kunoichi and ochimusha fighting each other over an anon using techniques they picked up from anime and videogames
>calling their attacks out loud and making stopping every few blows to explain their thought process
>agreed-upon timeouts so they can both queue up their self-composed personal theme music from portable speakers
They're not great warriors but they're very earnest

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon encounters a Crow Tengu after school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naLaZijShMw

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738123
Some Zipangu girls are about bloodlines, but most enjoy the classics like 3 and symphony of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738126
>Describing an end game battle between a max level warrior and a max level salamander
They're both low level newbies, anon. It's like asking why the hell a middleschooler hockey game look less brutal and comes down more to luck than skill compared NHL games, cause they fucking suck more on average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738201
i almost forgot about that show

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738105
>>20738096
Gecko girls when?
>Put up a tough warrior appearance like salamander
>Prone to getting in over their head and going against someone beyond their strength
>She can detach her tail when running away, but this causes her and her opponent to suddenly change their demeanor
>She become pouty and gentle cries while she tries to mend her tail, he becomes soft and apologizes for going too far
>Because of how mana intensive it is for her to detach her tail, she is now starved for SE.
>Thankfully, there’s a strong, young knight holding her against his chest~

[Losenis No.]

>>20737351
>I probably have to figure out 100% of what I want first but I'm most likely gonna hit you some time in the near future.
No rush then, though don't feel discouraged if you don't have a clear idea to present. I've worked with people who didn't have a concrete idea of what they wanted out of a story other than something as vague as general feeling and very loose guidelines, and I'm certain they've gotten their money's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738189
Is grass tasty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738192
What happens if they choose different series to fight with? If one is using a Stand while the other is using Ninjitsu, what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738260

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738278
For cows it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738278
Try it yourself, even dogs do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738189
>tfw a holst will never munch on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738260
>See a Gecko Thief running away with your gold after pickpocketing you.
>Chase after her, struggling to keep up with her how nimble and fast she is, along with her being able to effortlessly crawl up walls.
>Eventually catch her and get a good grip on her fat, meaty tail.
>To your surprise it detaches and continues wriggling frantically in your arms.
>Look to see her, with her new tail already growing back, giving a wave and what's probably a smug, cheeky smile under her facemask, before disappearing into a sewer grate.

Damn Geckos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738310
Better shave down here

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738324
But I thought they liked pubic hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738337
They're not all that picky, really. Do or do not and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to fluff your maids regularly to keep them working at maximum efficiency!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738286
>Childhood friend to Gecko girl
>While playing in her front yard, pushing her on her tire swing you just can't help looking at the big colorful tail
>Mom never minded when you yanked on her tail before, but she always told you not to touch your childhood friend's tail
>Curiosity gets the better of you as you stop the tire swing
>"Gee, Anon, why'd you stop?"
>You almost grab her tail but you know how angry you're mother would be if she found out you did it on purpose
>You tell her you wanna play tag instead
>She hops off the tire then lightly taps your shoulder
>"Tag! You're it"
>You run after her but she's really fast
>Nonetheless you keep up, and even manage to gain on her
>Ever so slightly you get closer and closer to her tail
>You dive forward and manage to get that tail in your grasp
>But it slips out before you can get a good grip on it
>Just as you get up to try again your mother calls you two inside for snacks
>One day that tail will be yours

[Anonymous No.]

Keeping your waifu free of parasites is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738189
>Right on duuuude~

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738359
Get a haircut damn hippie

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738356
>Hellhounds
>Needing a flea collar
Couldn't they just set themselves on fire and just kill the fleas that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738360
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738352
Kikis enjoying wolfu things is the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738352
A Kiki's Fluff-feathers are probably the softest thing in existence. They're also great for dusting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738382
>Sneak up behind Kiki wife
>Grope her as you smell her hair
>ACHOO
>She just finished dusting

[Anonymous No.]

Dance all night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738021

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738395
OK, now what?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide on what kind of Monster Girl farm I would run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738399
I want her to touch me

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738375
I wonder what the punishment for cutting a Kejourou hair is? Banishment to the Ushi-Oni cave, forced to atone by helping the shrine maidens with their tasks, pressed into service to the town guard where a Jinko captain plans on breaking you down them building you back up, forced to marry the Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738201
Cute black harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738404
yeah that pic seems just about roight

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738404
I want a mice one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738399
what are in those hip vials?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738413
A Mouse farm?! How would that even wo- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVw-j8eYSk

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738404
Barometz farming seems rough.
I've no idea how you can jiggle your way out once you've been surrounded and the bouncing begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting hit hard by even more cold weather
>it's been snowing for an hour and there's already an inch of snow
>heater is just barely keeping things comfortable
>sitting here in flannel pajamas with a blanket on my lap to keep me even warmer
>hot mint tea to help deal with my congestion

I'd give anything to have a hellhound to cuddle with through the winter. I'm in fucking Kentucky. Why the fuck does it have to be so cold. I just wanna be warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738422
that's surreal and disturbing. very disturbing. always keep a very clean farm or you're gonna get a real nasty and unstoppable infestation like pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738404
when a scarecrow monster girls exist, i'm gonna have a farm harem of cockatrices, holstaurs, centaurs, orcs, satyrs, and a strong and trusty companion wan! all i need is something to tell the crows to go away, like a scarecrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738438
Once the Bouncing Begins.
A low quality short poem by Anon

Once the Bouncing Begins
Bounce, Jump and Crash
Quicker than a Dash
Delicious Fruity Stash
Matrimonial Bash

Once the Bouncing Begins
Huff the Fluff
Like no other stuff
So thick and buff
Drunk like Duff

Once the Bouncing Begins
A Sweet Sugary Paste
Plant upon the Waste
Hands upon the Waist
Make Love! Make Haste!
Once the Bouncing Begins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738459
>>20738422
Now that’s the kind of farm I’d like to work at! Would be nice if the rodents were a combination of lolis and pic related though! I wanna breed both lolis and bombshells!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738444
We got 65-ish cm of snow in the last week here and we're getting another 20 tonight. Temperature bottomed out at -50 a couple nights.

Sounds like somebody hasn't been dicking their ice queen waifu enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738404
Alraune garden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738379
She looks so happy to just be touched and petted by her master. Having a wife who loves even the most basic physical affection is the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738479
I would love to go to a Ratogre farm to pick a ratogre waifu so could breed with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738480
>65cm is 25 inches
Fucking hell, that's horrifying to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738479
Who even needs the lolis if you can just get that mouse and just breed her all day long

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738480
How the everliving fuck did you get two feet of snow at -58F?
Do you live in the ocean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738499

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738490
She seems like the type to have heart flutters at just a quick goodnight peck on the cheek. What a sweet maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738516
....if she's warm, she can come inside. And maybe I will as well.

[Anonymous No.]

BEEG moth.

[Anonymous No.]

Raceplay with monster girls! Gushing over each other's differences and strange parts, but also saying how much you love them (and each other!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738541

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738541
I would be scared if my waifu brought a giant mouse trap and got herself "stuck" on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738515
We're right on the edge of the tundra on the coast of a large lake, so we get warm currents of air from one side of the mountains and cold currents direct from the arctic circle interchangeably, and the wind over the lake propels them to high speeds. When they collide you get huge blankets of snow dumped on you for hours at a time before they clear and you have a sunny day to even things out.

The temperature averages between -15C and -25C during the day, but can drop as low as -50C if the wind picks up at night. It gives just enough time for snow to start falling before it freezes up into fine powder.

Once again, if whoever is getting the cold shoulder from their ice queen could just give her the D, we'd appreciate it

>>20738499
The snowbanks are ridiculous but we have ploughs and shovels out several times a day to keep roadways under control. I still have it up to my knees in places though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738524
She's warm alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738557
>Oh no, I've been caught! Whatever will be done to me now, geheheheehee~
Dumb horny mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738569
Mice are the best horny-dumb girls. I want to be the tutor to a pack of mice who are only interested in sex-ed!

[Anonymous No.]

Five more months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738566
Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738589
>image
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738576

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738606
Sure are pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738589
Bumfuck nowhere, Canada. Just barely within the bounds of the snow belt. We're actually not that far north, just a mountain range away from the southernmost tundra regions. Just barely within what you could call boreal forest land. We still get hot summers. This winter is pretty extreme even by our standards.

As an aside though, I've been finding elk and moose prints in the snow in the mornings. Might be a good sign.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that KC had a girlfriend that cheated on him?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738613
They're out there, looking for a way in. They know you're in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738615
>Kohai is sleeping right in front of me again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738606
>This is Mouse Town, buddy! Cheese it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738615
So she went on another bender last night...

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Manticore momwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738616
If only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738618
>>20738620
>Senpai Anon assumes his Kohai is a party animal who just goes out every night
>She actually stays up late studying really really hard to try to impress him, even though she's not very naturally smart
Ganbatte

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get confessed to by a shy mouse and become her boyfriend!

And then get confessed to by her sister!
And then another sister!
And then another sister!
And then another sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738627
Aww shucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738625
That could be dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738616
My waifu is a coyote, so no dice.
WAIT A MINUTE

>white horn tracks leading all the way into the suburbs looking for shelter from the wind
>legends of wendigo describe them as having blizzards and raging winter storms at their backs
>coyotes have been seen coming closer to the main roads than usual and begging for food

I think I might just live in Winterstown now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738631

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738637
>coyotes begging for food
But wild animals should fear man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738631
How romantic!
And cute!
And lewd!
And... and lewd!
Very, very lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738637
Coyotes and Pumas would be top tier MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738636
Never post that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738643
Coyotes are weird.

I have a friend whose mom once picked one up off the road thinking it was a lost dog. It was friendly enough to pet, hopped up into the back seat of her car and everything. She didn't believe it was a coyote until they brought it to the shelter and they turned her away. Animal control had to come pick it up, it just wasn't afraid of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738651
Son, what the Sam Hill is a "puma"?
>>20738656
The trickster played another trick.

[Anonymous No.]

how hard would it be to remember the names of your khepri harem? or do bug girls like them and devilbug not bother with names?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738663
Who needs names when you can differentiate by pheromones? Even the human nose is useful for this, I can tell the difference between my mom's cats by smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738663
Any true haremfag would remember the names of his waifus no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738663
>>20738669
This anon understands. Any husband can remember the names of each and every one of his wives names, even if he's a mouse/devilbug/Nurarihyon fag and his wife count has broken the triple digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738667
I've never sniffed a cat. Maybe a cheshire or manticore would oblige me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738671
Glorious, and truly based.
remembering all 100 mousewives names!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738637
>>coyotes have been seen coming closer to the main roads than usual and begging for food
This is where I’d put that “10000 years later” image if it wasn’t spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738676
Some petite, some shortstacks, some towering 5 footers, some curvy voluptuous CCs, all cheese-addicted and husband's dick addicted. I honestly can't imagine anything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738671
Principals of schools can remember all of their students names, it’s like that, only the relation is far deeper and there’s no turnover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738671
>>20738676
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2100549
And all of them pretty too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738656
It's not weird, it's smart.
Lots of people see their dogs do something dumb and think canines are just like that, but we bred dogs to be dumb and docile. Coyotes are crazy smart and a lot of the more urban ones have learned that acting a bit doglike when in the presence of humans will result in a net gain in the amount of food they're able to secure as well as make them less likely to be culled. It's not even like they're accidentally domesticating themselves, either, since they go right back to acting like normal coyotes as soon as their out of sight/earshot.
They realized how attached we are to dogs and put on an act to prey on that attachment for their own benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738683
True, it helps that you'd be deeply in love with each of your girls and that they wouldn't 'graduate' in four years after marrying you or anything like that.

>>20738676
>>20738682

Now REAL skill is being able to identify your wives by pussy or blowjob. Or being able to go for a week straight on a massive orgy to satisfy each and every one of your girls consecutively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738656
It's not weird, it's smart.
Lots of people see their dogs do something dumb and think canines are just like that, but we bred dogs to be dumb and docile. Coyotes are crazy smart and a lot of the more urban ones have learned that acting a bit doglike when in the presence of humans will result in a net gain in the amount of food they're able to secure as well as make them less likely to be culled. It's not even like they're accidentally domesticating themselves, either, since they go right back to acting like normal coyotes as soon as they're out of sight/earshot.
They realized how attached we are to dogs and put on an act to prey on that attachment for their own benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738687
>>20738682
does the khepri kingdom determine whose turn it is to dickthrone the ever drooling cock of their king by waiting until they're bloated to hop off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738703
I never thought about it much, but I just realized that Apophis can’t dickthrone. That’s a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738711
apophis is for strapping you to her chest so your face is in her cleavage and penis buried inside, provided she has the body of 7ft+ woman before snek parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738711
>desperately tries coiling around your lap
>way too thick to make it work, but a heavy lapful of coiled, pouty snake still feels pretty good
Apophi are surprisingly sensitive girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738711
She can, you'll just have to make a bridge and she'll climb on top of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738725
doesn't she need a butt for that to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738725
>Posting something that lewd
Enjoy your vacation

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738732
No she's facing him, the dick is in her vajayjay.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute monster facts!

Coyotes and their close relatives (see: jackal, Eurasian golden wolf) are seen as the most vocal and communicative of all the non-domesticated canines. In addition to their very wide range of famously distinct vocalizations, they also have a large repertoire of complex body language. This can include the 'playful bow' that domestic dogs do to show they are not aggressive, and extends to more complex moves such as spins, dives, rolls and wide, swinging head movements. They use this system of dance-like movement to convey relatively complex information to each other, but have also been observed to do so purely for recreational purposes.

Anubi just love to sing and dance!

>anubis is tired after weeks of just barely keeping everything on schedule
>they were over-budget, over-worked and understaffed, but they did it
>the temple is built, and everyone is happy
>but poor anubis is worn out
>husband tries to coax out of her chair for a night out, but she's just not in the mood
>he almost gives up, but remembers the record player on the bookshelf
>as soon as the needle touches vinyl, anubis' ears perk up
>the first verse starts, and she's already bouncing in her seat
>she starts half-singing along, trying to remember the lyrics and howling when she doesn't
>by the time the chorus kicks in she's on her feet again, dancing with hubby
>he already knows that the way she rubs her head on his chin and waves her tail when they dance together is her favorite way of saying 'I love you'

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that making out with your daughteru before bed is totally platonic and definitely not lewd at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738749
Walk like an Egyptian...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738759
They like the punk and the metal bands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738749
>he already knows that the way she rubs her head on his chin and waves her tail when they dance together is her favorite way of saying 'I love you'
Way too cute. She deserves the relaxation and attention!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738749
That greentext is beautiful anon, that's the fucking stuff. My waifu and I aren't much for dancing in public, but we would absolutely do this late at night in our living room when nobody else is around to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738764
That's the best way to dance. At home, uninhibited, all over each other, all night.

Do you and your waifu have an 'our song' like an old couple might?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738754
That's not true anon, it's far too intimate to not be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738763
Hard-working wives are for spoiling. No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738759
All the foreign types with their hookah pipes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738783
I'm definitely sure we would, but since we haven't actually met or danced to anything together I don't know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738680
Who knows? Selective breeding in laboratories has successfully domesticated foxes to a decent extent. Who's to say it won't work on coyotes? They seem willing enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738587
ganbare jabber

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738786
Tiny girls must be protected

[Anonymous No.]

>Subnautica Below Zero goes into early access today
So. Who's going to dive in the arctic seas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738828
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738831
Nope? But it's the richest, most diverse biome in the world!

[Anonymous No.]

Every adventuring party needs a sassy Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738837
That's a huge Elf if that barrel is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.]

The stoic Kunoichi stands staring out into the night atop her rooftop perch.
Her husband is staring at her tight ass in her spandex outfit, but that's not important right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738840
Kunoichi spends too much time standing on poles so her scarf can wave dramatically in the wind. Her husband already thinks she's cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738840
Why do these tights-wearing types brood on rooftops anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738725
>>20738743
she should just become his throne and wrap around to ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738856
So they can pose coquettishly in front of the moon. If you see them from the front, there's moonlight reflecting off their skin-tight leather and silk. If you see them from behind, you get a perfect silhouette of their curvaceousness. It's a foolproof plan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738855
>"Hmm. Northern wind? A foul omen."
>"Dear, you're gonna catch a cold up there, come on inside and have some dinner I made. I cooked it fresh for both of us!"
>"...C-coming, my lord..."
>>20738856
This >>20738868. Kunoichi are smart, trained 'assassins'. They know exactly how they look and what that does to stir the loins of their target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738859
I don't know if tilting my head back is the most regal way to address petitioners but we can make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738883
Aww. She jumped up with a graceful superhuman leap but probably came down with a happy girlish skip. Even stoic "assassins" can't resist fresh food cooked with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738911
Did her tummy make that cute anime gurgling noise when he called her in? Was she blushing and clutching her belly as she jumped down to go have dinner with her lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738920
>Ah. Hunger beckons. I must make haste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738920
>anime gurgling noise
I don't know about you but my stomach growls in real life too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738933
I wish I knew how to draw. Looks fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738934
No, it's a very specific trope in anime. Japanese women find it really embarassing to be hungry for some reason. It's a weird punchline that gets used all the time.

Pretty cute though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQMJUmumXBc

[Anonymous No.]

>ice queen's husband catches a bug, gets a case of the sniffles
>she tells him tough shit, take some medicine, we got work to do
>it turns into a dry cough, and sounds pretty bad
>ice queen stops teasing but doesn't worry about it too much, she has a blizzard to prepare for
>one morning she hears him gurgling with each breath, and he's coughing so hard he can't get up
>he's got a fever and his lips are turning blue
>she flies into full-on panic mode, cancelling all of her appointments to stay with him
>she wants to try and cuddle with him naked but worries she might accidentally freeze him or drain mana from him
>instead she just lays her best furs on him and waits, staying close
>days later, a white horn medicine woman arrives and offers what she can
>after dosing him she pulls the queen aside and tells her that if she wants him to get better, she has to hold his hand through the night
>if she lets go, he'll die
>the queen pouts and says she doesn't buy it
>that night, though, he looks pretty bad
>his breathing is shallow and ragged, wracked with pneumonia
>she decides to grab both his hands under the covers and lay on top of him until morning, holding him close
>hours later she wakes up with a start and rubs her eyes, not sure when she fell asleep
>then she realizes what she's doing
>there are dark circles under his eyes, and he looks pale
>his hands are above the covers, reaching for her, and ice-cold
>Ice queen starts crying, her wails so cold and desperate that her tears instantly turn to flakes of ice
>he groans and wheezes at her to keep it down, and she just about loses her mind hugging and kissing him
>weeks after he's recovered, she's still practically steaming with embarrassment
>she puts out a wanted poster for the medicine woman who trolled her
>and that's the story her husband tells the court every winter solstice

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like there's something off with Sister Pauline. Ever since she started eating some heart-shaped fruit, she's been a it different. She keeps getting flushed and breathing heavily when I ask if we can be alone in the confessional, and always asks if I'm "taking care of myself."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739142
Nun is on my top3 outfits fetish alongside witches and military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739175
What about nuns in military uniforms who can use magic and ride broomsticks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739142
is their anything more wholesome than helping your friendly neighborhood nun become a dark priest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738671
Having wives in the tripe digits sounds bad, you wouldn't be able to do anything other than have sex but at least the growth would be minimal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739189
Nah it doesn't work, because I'm talking about the outfits themselves and that girl would only wear one at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20737975
D_rex_art on twitter. That's all you're getting.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could be swallowed whole and alive by one monster girl, who would it be?
It can be same-size or giantess vore.

[Anonymous No.]

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Make old snek feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739730
What the hell is wrong with her lip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739802
If you look at the actual profile, you will notice she has a lip piercing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739813
Ugh, degenerate snek. I want a pure snek waifu to pollinate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739635
Well if it's same size, apophis for sure.
Macro/micro I'd like to be gobbled up by a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>20739635
>>20739889
Fuck off back to /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740073
Wintertown is expanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740073
Those two bits with the Ls in them kind of look like tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740073
Dont know why the first thought that I had was a pair of boobs, fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740094
>>20740094
Oh my god, it's the work of a big titty ice queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740102
The bigger the breasts, the larger the storm

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740073
I expect to be kidnapped by a wendigo anytime now. Life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740073
Goddan Finnish Elves created a barrier of some kind and pushed all the cold out.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:
It's common cultural practice among canine girls to sniff the butts of their lovers, and it's expected you return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740143
Those damn viking elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740153
>viking
Anon no! Finnish Elves share the autism of their human brethren and will go on extensive rants about how they have no relation to vikings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740156
Alright, those damn heavy metal elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740148
>implying i don't shove my face into pepper pupper ass

[Anonymous No.]

Toned abs and scars on combat races are unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740112
Tundras are deserts too

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740164
>dual-wielding dex build
What am I supposed to do to that with my Stamina build?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740164
can i ask a salamander to teach me how to wield a spear so i can face her in combat with my spear and in victory she will then have to face my spear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740184
Go polish your spear first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740092
Its an elemental self portrait! A vain ice queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740207
Vanity can be sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740227
>Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
>I ASKED YOU A QUESTION ANON
Standing behind a one-way mirror and answering this silly question is the strangest part-time job I've ever had...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740238
Still she probably is the fairest one of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740102
Did the Ice Queen and a Ryu teamed up and caused that huge winter storm?

I bet they want to plunge the whole world into an ice age.

[Anonymous No.]

I will say it again. Monstergirls do no mind and are okay with men crying.

Some Mamono may enjoy seeing their man cry so they can have a reason cheer them up, cuddle with them and make them happy.

Monstergirls wouldn't think men crying is lame or weakness and would consider men's feelings too.

[Anonymous No.]

>be married to a harem of ancient evil monster girls
What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740318
Crying is fine anon, but you seem to have a potentially unhealthy obsession with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740314
Hark! Villainy is afoot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740335
Catfights so regular you could charge people for tickets and never work again.

[Anonymous No.]

Kej butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740335
They start trying to one up each other with deeds which eventually ends with someone saying that their body is better than one of the others which leads to shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740073
When leaves have fallen
And skies turned to grey
The night keeps on closing in on the day
A nightingale sings his song of farewell
You better hide from her freezing hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740416
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740156
Didn't the Danes conquer that whole area though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740073

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740450
Can you point out a source for that? I don't remember it ever happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740452
Going to take on Papa Wendi's Big Damn Burger Challenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740465
Tell me more about Papa Wendi. Does he run the Winterstown Big Meat restaurant or is he just a popular regular?

[Anonymous No.]

CHILD ABUSE: Making the Wendi girls including Wendi dad go in a vegetarian diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740495
Surely he works there. Some of the meat he hunts on the weekends himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no angel gf who doesn't want to admit she's a huge pervert deep down

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740465
As an American I am obligated to conquer this challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to assault an officer of the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740548
You may find yourself facing a daunting task, it's got three of those steaks that Texans compete to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740540
I will reveal her twisted desires to the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740559
Not him, but as a Texan, I understand what a challenge that is. I'm gonna need a meaty holst to help me train.

[Anonymous No.]

So I commissioned a picture of me and my waifu playing videogames.
It comes with an assortment of alternate versions, as one would expect:
http://twitter.com/GaothunNSFW/status/1090622291073949696 (actual images in the replies)

The artist was really nice to work with, definitely would recommend.
I actually only expected to commission a regular picture of just Gazer just playing videogames, but getting the first sketch back from this artist made me want to go all out.
Regular videogame picture still on the idea list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740590
What kind of training? And more importantly, what's your montage music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740601
My only question is: what's she playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740601
God damn just look at that cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740525
They say the weekend meat is the best, he has an uncanny ability to find superior specimens of the right age and health. Plus it helps that he can singlehandedly snap the neck of a rhino-sized pig and thus reduce the animal's stress as it dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740622
Smash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740628
Red meat is actually bad for you so maybe I'll try veggies and salmon instead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740601
Where's the onions face? Immersion fuckin ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740661
>veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740681
>onions

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740683
Fried on a pan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740681
His waifu isn't an ogre Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740716
I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to snuggle with my hellhound wife and gently rub her belly, swollen with child, as we watch 80s action movies and keep warm in this cold weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740693
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740756

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740601
P U F F Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740764
Blue board, anon, blue board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740774
The best kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740540
There's probably a Valkyrie who doesn't understand why her apprentice hero keeps staring at her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740495
Wrong species, but I can imagine doing this with Wendigo kids
https://imgur.com/gallery/uZ4Oa4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740783
>valkyrie meets up with an aspiring warrior and takes him under her wings
>trains him in combat and the wielding of divine magic
>keeps catching him staring at her and then looking away abruptly when she looks at him
>can't seem to figure it out and is embarrassed to ask him
>anon can't help but stare at her exposed abs and the gap of exposed thigh between her short plate skirt and thigh highs
>occasionally catches a glimpse beneath the plate skirt when she's showing him a maneuver at her silk panties
>taught himself a frost cantrip to calm himself down at night
>both have trouble getting to sleep, conscious of the sound of the other's breathing

Poor Valkyrie and poor anon. Somebody's got to give them a push.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your bloodsuckers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740817
Agent Cupid is on the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
Big boobed, haughty ojous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740601

Cute as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
Big breasted, wide hipped, long hair-having ojou-samas who turn into derederes the minute it's just the two of you alone. Burying her face in your neck and letting out a huge sigh before taking a nap in your warm embrace.

Being an ojou-sama is hard work. Spoil your ojou-samas, boys. All those OHOHOHOs really drain a girl's energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
Vampire children with big butts and thick thighs. Cute lolis with erotic lower bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740957
Whats the lowest panel monster supposed to be? amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740963
Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740957
Please do not startle zombies they’re good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740985
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740893
Remilia-sama is the best! Would serve the SDM

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
very tsundere. she gets upset at me for my incompetence so she sucks my blood in a pissy mood calls me a faggot.later she apologizes to me while blushing and offers me some tofu and dark chocolate while saying how much she doesn't like me at all and everything

[Anonymous No.]

Dead, or hard to post when everyone is snugged up with big Yetis with big snuggle lumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741294
it's mating season, onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741294
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741317
You can't type up a post when a big Yeti onee-san has you in a tight bear hug because she's worried you might catch a cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741294
Trying to thing of where i should take a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741294
>tfw no big tiddy yeti to cuddle.

Just drink the hot cocoa she made for you and relax/

since there were muscle relaxants in it and you can't run away from the cuddlemonster.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fall in love with a mad hatter and leave wonderland with her!

We’ll move into a big odd colored and misshapen house with lawn flamingoes and garden gnomes!

We’ll drive the local hoa mad!

When she gets home from the supermarket she can tell me about all the odd looks she got from locals for no reason!

“anon all I did was test out the vegetables before buying, for some reason the head of produce got all uppity about it”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741359
Miss Yeti please we don't need to go that far, I'll cuddle with you regardless and cover us up in a mofu blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741401
Do you mean the gross lewd way, or like she reached into her hat, pulled out a knife and cutting board, and a fold out table and began making a salad to test out the veggies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741430

I guess with a mad hatter it could go either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741416
>”Shush now little one, just let it kick in.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738021
>Naive cow takes you out to dinner
>It's just a pasture
>She begins munching on grass while patting next to her for you to sit down
>Motions towards a particularly leafy patch of grass for you to enjoy

Silly steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740173
No worries, she'll make good use of your stamina build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20738369
>Honey, why have you been spontaneously combusting?
>Oh it's flea season dear
>....Oh, ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
With big cute bat ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's Valentines day
>The only people who come to school on this day are all single
>You'd expect the school to just be filled with sounds of wet slapping but all the single monsters are either to prideful to actually go after the guy they like, or they're too shy
>Just then, when the clock hit 12, the Cupid in the classroom reaches into her backpack
>Pumped Up Kicks starts playing on the PA system
>The Cupid pulls out a repeater crossbow and starts shooting indiscriminately
>The monsters hit with the bolts get up and either run out of the classroom or jump on one of the guys they've been trying to garner attention from
>Guys hit with the bolts start pitching tents and barely even put up a fight against their monster classmate assailants
>Luckily the Cupid misses me and I run out of there
>I see other classrooms are in a similar situation
>Bolts fly past my head as I run towards the exit, the Cupid hot on my heels
>Just as I place my hand on the door a bolt hits it nailing me to the door like degenerates get nailed to a cross
>It doesn't hurt but it feels just like that time that wasp girl stung me for not sharing my Nutty Bar
>I fall onto my ass trying to scoot away from the Cupid pointing her crossbow at me
>Close my eyes as I prepare for the inevitable
>I hope the monster girl who finds me is gentle, I can't afford another visit to the hospital
>Especially after I called all the Baphomet doctors womanlets and said lolis suck
>I hear the twang of the string but feel nothing pierce me
>I open my eyes and see the Cupid shot herself through the heart
>She falls on top of me just looking up at me with her heart pupils
>Heart pupils
>Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741716
Did you just turn a mass shooting into a mass match-up?
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>Survive whiteout conditions to do hard work then survive the drive back

Tanuki-chan better appreciate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741716
>not throwing in an edgy columbine reference
>”Do you believe in Eros?” right before she blasts you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741716
>Cupid rogers
Weird, but also oddly boner inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Salamander trying to win over anon adventurer but failing and becoming his rival
Or
>Anon and his bicorn wife going on (lewd) adventures to find more wives. (Anon just want adventure while wife wants more wives.)
What sounds better. I need to know due to... reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741803
I'd enjoy the latter.
Wife adventuring party seems fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
Mayadere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741716
They already have resting heart pupils though. She would end up with double heart pupils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
Haughty and confident, with bombshell bodies whether big or small. Also dangerously weak to anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20740827
>How do you like your bloodsuckers?

[Anonymous No.]

BIG girls
Hitting the gym
To get even BIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741913
>Also dangerously weak to anal.
You were going so well until this.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder never to swear around your young monstergirl daughterus! One little slip up and she's googled "son of a bitch" and found Hellhound femdom incest porn!

[Anonymous No.]

Give me the haughtiest ojou monster you got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742016
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742037
Apophis obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742016
Power lifter moth is too swole to control!

[Anonymous No.]

New banshee art for those interested:

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72925805

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742061
>Fae Forest gym
>the local Titania opened it because she thought her boyfriend would like it
>it’s since been heavily used by the most unexpected species in the area to get HUEG
>Faries squatting five pound dumbbells
>Owl Mage reading as she does curls
>Alps wrestling in the locker room
>Musclemoth drinking a protein shake as she snuggles up to her boyfriend who is less than half her size

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742088
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club’s two blocks down

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742076
Wow, even with the heart pupils she looks majestic.

[Anonymous No.]

I got my Miia chibi from Ramen for the month.

Looking forward to the full sized image, getting another daughteru image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742028
You don't enjoy bullyable Vamps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742176
I recognize that outfit from that one pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742193
It's a good outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742183
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742176
She's all ready to play some Quake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742210
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a dormouse to lie in bed with me all day, casually sucking my dick from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742183
I hope she's a cool, confident beauty outside her mansion but when she's home alone with you she's just kind of awkward and affectionate. Extreme need to bully and protect at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742269
I get that same feeling when people post about the Pharaoh Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742256
The Dream

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how bad it must be for high level adventurers in the MGE world
>Warrior has to deal with constant attacks from Salamanders and Lizardmen wanting to duel and claim him
>Priest has to deal with Demons and Devils constantly trying to make him break his vows, not mention the fact that he's bully bait to every big monster girl
>Wizard has access to 9th level spells so at this point he's a WMD, the Sabbath hunts him day and night to make sure he doesn't go postal, Liches would see him as the ultimate study partner
>Paladin has to deal with Valkyries and Angels wanting to "reward" him for his service, unfortunately this reward would cause the servant of the Goddess to fall and he would have to take responsibility
>Ranger is constantly hunted by Wood Elves seeing him as the very spirit of innawoods, Mantises would try to swipe him at the very moment he lets his guard down
>That's not to mention the fact that they're all hunted by a small nation of assassins so they can't even take a piss without looking over their shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1090726875670896640

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742364
>That wizard
I won't go postal.
What do they think create demiplane is for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742365
DEEP
OGRE
PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742365
Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742032
I’d read it.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine this.
A wizard. On dragonback.
A dracomage

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742399
I Help my loving dragon zombie wife become a DracoWight/DracoLiche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742364
>unfortunately this reward would cause the servant of the Goddess to fall and he would have to take responsibility
Reminder that it’s okay as long as they believe they’re following their god’s orders.
And if they’re having such thoughts, they’ve already started monsterizing. It’s a one-way street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742399
I'm a dracohusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742365
Tio Top3

Along with Miaa and Rachne

[Anonymous No.]

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742428
She sure has a lot of snakes considering her arch nemesis is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742434
Pharaohsnake is a good snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742434
>The cobra pictured with the pharaoh is a type of mamono realm beast. They are calm and smart creatures, and by using the pharaoh’s mamono mana they can be used as weapons or assist her in using magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742443
Do we have any stories where the snake is a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742428
>ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!
You misspelled Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742443
In the profile art it's licking her affectionately, how cute.
>>20742451
I don't think so, sadly.
>Young peasant boy finds himself being dragged towards the palace by a snake because it knows he's perfect for the Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742451
No, there might be some old greens in the archive, but no stories that make it a factor
The poptart pharaoh had one, but I think that was more for the skullgirls reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742462
Poptart pharaoh?
Skullgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742458
The snake that everyone in the city is respectful to, because they all know who it assists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742428
Does she play children's card games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742434
Magical Girl series starring the Pharaoh and her snake mentor/familiar sound cute. The Warrior of Sunshine battling the dark forces of the Apophalypse, but who's that mysterious masked stranger who always breaks her out of a jam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742490
I imagine it has a golden collar or something.
>>20742491
She runs an old school deck, back when the games rules were vague and broken as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742491
>awkward, obsessive-nerd flat childhood friend Pharaoh suddenly looks like a bombshell beauty, with a husky voice and regal authority
>wait, no, she's the same old wallflower
>wait again, bombshell. Does she only transform when playing that card game she's so obsessed about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742482
>Poptart pharaoh?
Beast's roulette girls often have a weird habit, in the phraohs case, it was a poptart addiction
>Skullgirls?
Her name was eliza, named after pic related (who is some sort of weird blood demon thing with a catgirl skeleton parisite thing inside her)
The snake was called big band, who is another character form the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741803
Bicorn getting husband another wive story Soon(tm)

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgbox.com/g/TDrxwucMFQ
http://imgbox.com/g/jiexCY3QnV
Wikifag here, this is what's been gathered so far.
Mostly low-quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741803
Bicorn getting husband another wife story Soon(tm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20741461
>I really should be going, the snow has let up a little
>You must drink, you're shivering cold and I won't let you leave until I can hug every last shiver out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742458
>Tsun pharaoh arguing with her pet cobra while anon sits there dumbfounded and a snake tail wrapped around his ankle

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742529
It’s amazing how a person can change when they get excited about something they’re passionate about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742553
I thought she was the skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742572
It's missing the other Victoria getting fucked picture. It's also missing the second weiner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742674
its not clear wheather the skeleton and the body are seperat people or the parasite just lets her do her bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742451
>Young Pharaoh loses her snake after letting her out at night to hunt
>Is turning the palace upside down to find it
>Sends out all her servants to every corner of her kingdom to find her beloved friend
>Can't sleep, can't eat, can't function without her
>Thinks back to her 5th birthday, the day she was gifted with her own serpent
>She cherished her everyday, played with her and help her shed her scales
>She fed her only the finest grilled mice
>It must be that Apophis, she must be behind her friend's disappearance
>Pharaoh takes a bucket of cold water and splashes it on the Apophis she keeps in her dungeon, washing away the cards she was playing solitaire with
>The Pharaoh rages against the bars practically bending them demanding to know where her snake is
>Apophis stays smug till the Pharaoh gets out the jumper cables and car battery
>Guard runs up to Pharaoh telling her they found her pet
>Pharaoh jumps with joy as she runs with her entourage
>Sees young man holding hands with a red Lamia
>Just stares blankly at the couple before putting two and two together
>Her pet, best friend, the one who's always been with her has turned into a monster
>Almost faints but a cold splash of water from a servant brings her back
>Hugs her former non-monster friend to death before dragging her off to talk about where she's been, not to mention to catch up after all these years since she couldn't talk before
>But is interrupted by her friend
>She's here to tell the Pharaoh that she's married to the man that saved her life
>Pharaoh is taken back by this, how could she get married and not tell her
>Pharaoh tells them that they're getting married again, and this time they'll do it right
>Everyone is invited to this grand display of matrimony, even the Apophis, but she's chained up head to tail
>Pretty soon after the wedding though she starts getting calls from her mother asking why she isn't married yet her pet is, and asking her when is she gonna get grandkids
>Hangs up and blocks the number

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742685
I only got three images of the dumb lim from this link. https://imgur.com/a/WjegRR8
If you have more, do share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742724
https://imgur.com/a/iuEGbqV

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742176
I miss jolt cola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742710
Poor pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742710
That’s some cute shit right there.
But Pharaoh-chan really needs to just toss some boy into that Apophis’ cell already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20742710
>>20742865
I imagine the Apophis is a cool and collected delinquent who actually sneaks out of her cell all the time since it’s not very well monitored.
Still, a cute happy story.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are old yet young
Age paradox