Monstergirl Thread

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Undead will rise

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1st for Griffons

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>>21071942
Maids are olev.

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What do you love the most about your favorite species? for me its the fangs

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I like monster girls with native and traditional clothes.

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>>21071947
I want a Cheshire maid.

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>>21071950
Is "everything" an acceptable answer?

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>>21071950
The core, because it's her weak spot and always shows her true emotions.

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>>21071964
Well,yes,but what if she personally asked you what monster bit of her you love the most?

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>>21071950
The feet.

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God I love undead so much

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>>21071993
Pity a harem of undeads most likely wont share a heat source

what are your favorite undeads? with what body types?

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>>21071950
They like to live quiet and solitary lives and are big dorks.

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>>21071975

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>>21072007
I was thinking of that one too.

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Do jabberwocks horde gold and jewels like normal dragons? If not, what do they horde?

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>>21071950
I love everything about the Night Gaunt. The Kuudere personalty, the black hair and white skin, the latex, the transformation. The only girl that even comes close to mattering to me is the Nacho. I do kind somewhat find it too bad that harems bother me so much because I guess it could be fun but the Night Gaunt is the only one for me.

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>>21072011
Horny, virile men.

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>>21072011
Semen,i dont think they care about material stuff

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>>21071950
Kobolds are an anon's best friend! Also the petplay.

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>>21071975
Cute feet

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>>21072011
Fetishes and number of times they've had sex.

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>>21072011
why do i always have the mental image that the jabberwocky friends are always a hidrance or trolling her

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Got some nice wife commissions today
http://twitter.com/split_ass/status/1111516691454980097

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>>21071999
Not him but for the longest time I really liked the Ghoul and the Dragon Zombie but recently I've really come the like the basic skeleton. The Kuudere personality, the pale white flat loli body, and fact the you help her find her own identity and meaning from being a mindless golem makes me really like her.

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>>21072007
Post the abs version.

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>>21072037
Wonderland is a land of barely comprehensible monsters and purple cats that think bullying and pranks are valid forms of affection
Wocks have to befriend each other or the rare Alice that wanders by

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>>21071999
Not him but
>A petite, oujo Wisp with a lithe frame, but slightly larger thighs and butt. Similar to the profile pic.
>A boobalicious, bombshell Banshee, with Sword Maiden tier proportions, and BIG hair.
>An athletic, tomboy Ghoul with a tight ass, slight abbs and toned legs. Smug like a Kakuen about her nice round ass.

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>>21072007
>when the portals open, Berwicks cat will turn into Nekomata

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>>21072011
The virginities of countless numbers of men and women

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>>21072011
Sex toys made from gold and jewels.

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>>21072040
>Garter straps
wildly unfair

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>>21072060
No no i mean the duo tentacles that come with the jabberwock anon,like eating her food or bothering her on her sleep

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Fat fannied felines.

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>>21072117
Flat maids with child birthing hips

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Where would you take your wife(ves) for a good meal?

For me...
>Lunch special at a local chinese place that's great.

>>21072185
Pears are great too.

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BEEG sneks

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Anons, don't bite.

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>>21072011
Mercury and mushrooms.

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>>21072219
She'd be perfect if she was a little smaller. 100 ft is my limit

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>>21072229
Why would they hoard Mad Hatters?

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>>21071950
That tail is irresistible.

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>>21072250
No one's better at brewing mercury tea.

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>>21072219
Nottu thisu shitu again.

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>>21072190
I'll make her a meal!

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>>21072190
>Give my lamia a basket of eggs
>Tell her she has to eat the eggs
>Watch her go at it

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>>21071950
Remove fangs.

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>>21071942
>stocking'd toes out of frame
.less you absolute gay shit

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>>21072312
If this has a follow up I'm done with the internet today

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>>21071950
The tail for sure. Dragons' tails are a miracle of the universe.

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>>21071993
>God I love undead so much
Me too.

>>21072074
The garterbelt is a curious piece of clothing, in how it can be high class or very sexual. I want to see black garter straps pressing against a loli Wight's pale, plump butt and thighs.

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>>21072403
Gross. This is a proper Lich. Yours is broken.

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>>21072074
It's fair to my dick

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>>21072426
A proper lich is one who excites her husband's desires

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>young boy about to start his adventure in Zipangu
>He got his trusty demon silver sword
>a Nurarihyon takes interest in him and joins him while disguising the fact that she is a yokai
>The boy wants to defeat every type of yokai and become a hero
>The adventure basically becomes him somehow defeating yokai and the Nurarihyon adding said yokai to his expanding harem
>He thinks he just leading a party of adventurers

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>>21072466
Is this MGQ in MGE?

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>Oni tries to Kabedon you
>accidentally breaks wall

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>>21072306

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>>21072503
Just not as /d/ I guess.

>First yokai encountered is a friendly wife slime
>Nurarihyon convinced the Nureonago in secret to play along
>Tutorial fight ensues

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>>21072521
Like this?

https://imgur.com/a/VABatUV

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>>21072530
I'd imagine the wall collapsing behind him and the Oni is now on top of the guy

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>>21072521
>She accidentally headbutts you in the process

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>>21072522
Awesome. What is this? What happened next?

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>>21072426
Loli Liches are very much proper Liches.
>small and cute, easy to manhandle
>nice hips and ass, body built for groping and sex
>plenty of scientific curiosity regarding your penis entering her mouth, pussy and ass in a variety of positions

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>>21072559
Oni ga Deru ka Ja ga Deru ka

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>>21072594
>Oni ga Deru ka Ja ga Deru ka
Thanks a bunch.

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To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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Epic copypasta!

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>>21072613
>>21072594
You may recognize such panels as:

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>>21072522
>>21072594
>>21072625
Nyaa does have this. Where do you pick this up?

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>>21072673
Use mangadex.

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What's better?
>Your monster girl wife thinks you're the absolute most beautiful and hottest man
>She finds you cuter and more adorable than anything and anyone

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>>21072693
The later, even if I’m not actually cute

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>>21072693
This depends on your relationship with the girl, really. I'd tend towards girls that would appreciate handsome/sexy over cuteness, though.

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>>21072693
I want my wife to pretty much literally worship me and my cock and be so clingy she can't live without me being with her and in full body contact with me at all times.

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>>21072693
Maybe it's just me, but the latter sounds really patronizing for some reason.

>the former sounds like absolute bullshit
Yeah, it's definitely me.

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>>21072693
Disgusted by my human form but physically and psychologically addicted to my cock.

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>>21072426
You're close, but not for the reasons you think you are.

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>>21072693
I want my Shortstack momster wife to consider me cute no matter how much taller and bigger than her i am.
Then of course fuck her in fullnelson when she teases me about how cute i am.

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>>21072625
>>21072673
there's cute parts, but so far it's not very good

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>>21072724
This.

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>>21072693
>>21072693
what about nonchalant?

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>>21071950
Spade

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>>21071950
W I N G S

Also adorably light frames.

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>>21071950
i don't have a favorite species, there isn't one that get's me going yet :(

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I head canon that the slime carrier herself has a choice on how she increases her species.
The first way is by basic Slime division. This is pretty self explanatory in that its just the slime dividing into a new parasite that needs to infect a women into a slime carrier. However usually the relationship between the two will at best be that of sisters (barring some circumstances) and at worse friends. It is also usually the more common method due to if being vastly easier than the other way, Although with the problem of course being that you dont really get a daughter.
The second way is that they will birth a Slime carrier. Simply put the women will experience a normal pregnancy and birth except of course the child will come out as a already infected. The resulting daughter will of course then proceed to maturate with her Slime. It is much rarer due to the inherent difficulty associated with it. The advantage of this is however the child will be much stronger then a normal Slime carrier and is also much more adept at controlling the slime.

What is some head canon you have about your favorite species?

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>>21072799
>>21071950
i guess kakuens. i have a fetish for nympho girls and girls who aren't half-conscious, so her taking matters into her own hands to live a sex life that's beyond the norm itself is my favorite thing about their species. they like sex the way a perverted man does instead of being a vanilla basic bitch succ who wants to be taken using seductive charm to lure her prey, so boring and it's a waste of my energy to chase after a pretty girl

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>>21071950
>>21071973
Y'know, it's probably the eyes.
You can change a lot and it can still work, but they have to have those trademark eyes.

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>>21072810
Night Gaunts can choose how much mucus they put out and, when not wearing their husband's mucus, can stop producing it all together if they wanted to take a bath or sleep in a bed without wetting it with their mucus. Also since their body and the scarf like trail of smoke behind them glows with the mana being burned to create their mucus, if it gets on inanimate objects or the floor, it eventually evaporates back into mana and disappears if not in contact with a living being.

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>>21072526
I wish the Gargoyle's petrification became something they control instead of vanishing entirely.

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>>21072897
why?

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>>21072693
First for sure.

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>>21072897
i've read the profile and nowhere does it state they loose the ability just that
> they finally become able to move freely regardless of day or night

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http://imgbox.com/g/CJJh6nvbaJ
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 53. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.

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>>21072911
there's something to be said about becoming a statue with your lover at the moment your passion reaches its peak in order to preserve all of those emotions and sensations for hours, possibly longer

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>>21072794
spadetails are very cute.
Even on dumbass lims.

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>>21072794
I love spadetails too
Even on dumbass lims.

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what pizza toppings does your waifu like?

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>>21072739
That's to be expected since the entire premise is:
>"Son, I need you to marry and impregnate all these cute monstergirls."
"But I don't want to! I hate you dad!"

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>>21073028
Meat and more meat with lots of spicy things.

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>>21073028
Meat Lovers.

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>>21073028
Extra cheese, but pizza is her greatest weakness and enemy. She hates getting grease and cheese on her paws so she either has it fed to her by hand or eats it with a fork and knife.

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>>21073049
>>21073055
based meatlovers. I actually just got one

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>>21072693
Is there a more masculine word for cute available?

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>>21073044
>Get in the fucking lamia shinji

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>>21073105
The scale goes
>Beautiful
>Cute
>Handsome
>Rugged

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>>21073117

>and now for an MC that fucks everything

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>>21073028
Ricotta. It makes any pizza a bit lighter.

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>>21073044
Based solely on your description, I'd probably do the same (at first). Tell me to do something and I'll tell you to fuck off, but present me with a buffet of monsters I can impregnate...

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Does Charon-chan treat you any better or worse if you were buried with a gold coin to pay her for your ferry ride?

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>>21072403
>>21072426
>>21072726
All liches are cute!

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>>21073163
His reaction was understandable at first but you would think he would accept it after a while.
>Been called disgusting by every girl you’ve ever met
>Suddenly find out that it’s your family duty to marry monster girls and they all can’t stand not being with you

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>>21073247
>>Suddenly find out that it’s your family duty to marry monster girls and they all can’t stand not being with you
I'd be panicked as fuck to suddenly learn that out of nowhere desu

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>>21073247
All I'm reading is that he's been given reason to consider girls icky and a whole lot of authority and responsibility to rebel against/panic about. Were it me, it'd probably be best to introduce me to best girl who would never win normally first, then produce many more totally voluntary but beneficial options once my dick was wet and best girl confirmed her place as head wife.

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So how long until KC finishes the RPG or whatever and making another girl?

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>>21073270
Yeah. No matter how you slice it, the dad is retarded for handling it this way.

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>>21073163
>Your long-ago ancestor was nobility of some importance, and your bloodline still matters. Girls will come looking for you to the both of you and your future heir can claim what is yours. Some of your suitors might be rivals.
Or
>A human scientist wants to study the pregnancies of monsterous races, but due to budget cuts and lack of volunteer, she could only hire you. No matter, if you put your back into it the trials will go as planned.
Or
>General harem shenanigans.

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>>21073247
>>21073255
>>21073270
>go your entire life failing with the opposite sex, thinking and eventually accepting you're going to die alone
>suddenly out of nowhere get told 'NOPE, YOU GOTTA FUCK THESE DOZEN INSANELY ATTRACTIVE AND EXOTIC WOMEN WHO LITERALLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, GET MARRIED AND HAVE LOADS OF KIDS'

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>>21073318
I mean yeah.
A dozen is way too fucking many.

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>>21073312
I'll take B with a side of C that still results in me getting laid frequently. I'm not much of a harem fan in general, but it could be fun and frees flme from the blood ties of A.

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>>21073318
Look at this dumb dragon.

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>>21073318
Or you could just ask

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>>21073044
Maybey hes into dudes

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>>21073328
god damn Satorin's hands are tiny

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>>21071950
The gentle femdom

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>>21073328
>Just ask
Asking, the forgotten art. So many thread scenarios turn from a hard yes to an instant no because the girl does something creepy or breaks into my house or some such instead of just asking for dick.

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>>21073328
Doesn't 'been called disgusting by every girl you've ever met' imply that? Clearly didn't work.

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>>21073324
You can date them, marry them, do whatever once they're knocked up, as long as you keep assisting in the reproductive cycles of sentient non-human beings.

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>>21073379
Same here. Someone forces me into a situation and I hate it. If a monster girl shows genuine interest and is upfront with her desires and I’m putty in her hands.

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So anons, would your wife/wives join you in a nap or take advantage of it to do something to you?

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>>21073028
Cheese is always a good go-to fo all of us. Maybe my waifu will have some sort of meat if she wants to spice things up, and our daughteru is a big fan of pepperoni.

>>21073450
Naptime is sacred anon. Most times it would be something that's shared, but never ever disrupted.

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>>21073450
naps are for when wife(s) are satisfied.so they can't take advantage of the situation for lewd stuff

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>>21073450
She doesn't sleep much so she'd definitely use the time to tease me. She might rub me down with a mamano potion, and then wake me up by riding me.

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>>21073450
Nap time is best time, cozy only

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>>21073450
I sometimes imagine that my loli Night Gaunt wife would sleep laying on top of me and when I wake up she will have encapsulated us both in her latex so that I would need to transform to dissolve it to get free, which leads to other things.

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>>21073450
The wife and dormouse would join in on the nap, though that would probably lead to us getting frisky in bed after we both sleep a little. The large mouse would probably just come in and bounce on the bed around me till I got up and did whatever she wanted to do, or until I grab her and pull her under the covers to forcefully cuddle her with my dick, and then just cuddle her.

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>>21073450
Yes. Waking up to a full bed and a snoozing wife when you went to sleep alone is nice, but so are slow cuddlesex or a half awake blowjob. It's all situational, really. If I collapse into bed because I worked hard and I'm tired, please leave me alone (though I probably still wouldn't protest if I'm not asked to move much); if I just fell asleep because comfy, I'd welcome intimacy.

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>>21073485
I cant sleep

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Which monster gives the best headpats

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>>21073665
Fuck off Ace

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>>21073450
Yes.

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>>21073645
A good cuddlepile can aid with that

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>>21073673
>Wanting to headpat your wife is ok
>wanting to be headpatted by her is bad
Fuck off maledomfag

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>>21073699
Cuddle piles cannot be beaten

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How big do you like your dragons?

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>>21073784
About this big is my maximum

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How big do they get in the big titty region of Zipangu?

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>>21073784
Fairly small.

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>>21073793
>Fat shit and giantess shit in one image
Fuck off

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>>21073797
Theres a reason why the titty empress has two onis with her wherever she goes.

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>>21073810
You know I think she can walk under her own power she just likes the way it looks.

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>>21073818
Anon! Don't go and blow her secret out in front of everyone!

The robes are supposed to make people think she's NOT ripped under them!

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>>21073822
Oh dear, no one wants to see her with the body of an Ochi.

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>>21073801
Is that smol dragon already married? I bet the 250 CCs would be jealous.

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>>21073784
Well, I'm a manlet at 5'8", so I think 7' would be good. That way, she can rest her large breasts on my head when she's standing behind me, or when we're having sex in missionary position, I can bury my face in her tits as I pound away. A tad bit of pudge would be good but not much. Just enough so that she has very large tits, and so that she's a tad squishy. Pic related is my absolute limit on the pudge.

>>21073793
That's a good size for full body blowjobs. I wouldn't mind if she took that size temporarily for some Wonderland-esque activities, but I wouldn't want her at that size all the time.

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>>21073825
Indeed, the nobles are supposed to be elegant and large chested!
Not well chested and built like an Ushi wrestler!

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>>21073784
>>21073793
>Still mad after people call you a shitposting faggot
Sad.

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>>21073784
It depends on the setting
Modern? 8-10
Fantasy? 8-[data expunged]

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>>21073840
She's so jealous of those Kobe Holsts, perfectly elegant with huge breasts.

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>>21073848
Yes.
Doesn't help that they show up at every imperial gathering either.

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>>21073852
And of course she dreads the day someone gives her a man to play with. She can't imagine the look on his face when she takes off her robe to reveal her toned body.

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>>21073784
>>21073793
Fuck off back to /trash/ vermin.

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>>21073860
Exactly.
She dreads the day her husband first sees her naked.
There's a reason why she cuts off access to the beach when she goes and only bathes with her most trusted servants.

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>>21073864
Those Oni twins must be very worried about her.

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>>21073867
They are.
The red one in particular is very loud about it while the blue one is a bit more...'subtle' with her threats.

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>>21073861
Wouldn't it be /d/
Those images aren't furry

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>>21073869
Well I wish to marry that empress, but there's no way a commoner like me would right?

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>>21073869
Can a commoner marry the empress?

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>>21073874
>>21073894
Possibly, you just either need to be in a position to take responsibility, do a deed that'll make you someone worth marrying, or you catch her attention.

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>>21073312
>Lack of volunteers
>In a study that involves the impregnation of exotic women with no consequences
>Apparently straight from the tap, no turkey baster involved
Wait... This should be setting off some very large red flags, actually. You'd think there'd be a line for this even if they weren't paying.

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>>21072994
>>21073002
Bullies will be executed

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>>21073918
>that face
kek

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>>21073930
>>21073918
>It's a livin'

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>>21073930
No buli

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>>21073940
Buli to death. Then follow her to the afterlife and bully her forever.

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tfw no dhampire GF

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>>21073450
I don’t take naps. If she was sleeping, I’d probably leave her be and quietly hnnng from how wonderful she is and how lucky I am to have her.

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>>21073912
Oh you know, not everyone is willing to agree to the study conditions, or they want to marry before having children, or they think its some kind of trick.

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>>21073960
>They think it's some kind of trick
See this? This right here? It's why I'll never be the MC of anything.
>Sexy research study for reasons?
I expect a trick, no signature
>Girl falls from the sky?
I'm sure as hell not taking her home to nurse to health or trying to catch her, I call an ambulance
>Someone's about to get hit by a truck?
I gasp from the safety of the sidewalk
>New hafu girl in class?
Those horny monkey's around her look annoying, I'm going to the roof

It's like I was meant to be plain.

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>>21073832
>He thinks 5'8 is manlet
Try being 5'5. I suppose it'll be nice when the portals open and even small monsters are big but right now it sucks. I can't even reach the top shelf in my kitchen.

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i want to be a repeated rape victim of a sex-craven hottie who'll always take dominance since i'm incompetent of obeying anyone's lust, even my own.

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>>21073945
too busy fighting her mom to care about human men unfortunately. try fucking the vampire mom instead, at least they have nothing to do, sitting in that castle all day

[Anonymous No.]

How do you handle a wandering merchant you somehow keep bumping into?

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>>21073426

>You exchange friendly chats with your monster girl neighbor on a somewhat regular basis
>It surprises you that she hasn't made any sort of move on you in the time you've known her considering you're still single. At most, she's done light teasing/flirting.
>But one day, out of the blue, she says she has something to tell you, emphasizing it's importance.
>She outright states that she is very interested in you and that she wants to start doing romantic stuff, have sex with you, etc.

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>>21074081
Ask for a customer's loyalty discount

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>>21074081
Take her off the main path a repeatedly bump into her some more.

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>>21074081
be cautious and not be an asshole. if she's bumping into you on purpose to try to be in a relationship with you but you don't know her at all, avoid her passively and be nice about it because she could be a psychopath who's sensitive

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>>21074081

You sell her some of those nice trinkets you've been finding at a high price. Then you use that money to buy that gun that's not just about shooting but it's about reloading. You know what I'm talking about.

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>>21073328
I love how casual itou lifes girls are about life

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>>21071950
>>21071973
Her HUGE TRACTS OF LAND.

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>>21074085
>She outright states that she is very interested in you and that she wants to start doing romantic stuff, have sex with you, etc.
>Having made her intentions crystal clear just like your hakutaku neighbor told her, your mantis neighbor blinks at you expectantly
>Or maybe her eyes are dry, you're never quite sure
>"O-okay."
>You both pretend not to notice the horns sticking out of the bushes

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>>21074051
>5'5"
Holy shit, you're not even a man. Your best bet is probably to settle with a loli, damn.

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>>21074051
>Try being 5'5.
Try making random phone calls to fast food delivery joints. Maybe a goddess will show up and be your girlfriend for 20 years and never lay you.

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>>21074196
Anon don’t call out the manlets, or the nerds that have allergies or that are scared of squirrels

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074196
What's wrong with 5'5
I wish I was 5'5 because I want a busty domme vampire to tower over me

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>>21073312
>Option A
>You get numerous letters claiming you to be the heir to a ancient lineage of the original hero who sided with the Demon Lord
>You just think it's some sort of Danuki scam that'd end with you in indentured servitude and use them to warm your fireplace
>Suddenly one day a Lilith shows up at your door
>You lock your doors, close every blind, turn off every light and hide in your attic
>She just barges in and starts rummaging through your home
>Feel like a Jew hiding from the Gestapo
>Just as you think she's gone and move from your hiding spot she appears right in front of you
>Before you can register what's happening you're teleported to a much fancier room
>She starts explaining that father retired and left much of his wealth and land to his nearest male decedent, aka you
>All of a sudden you just became the most eligible bachelor to pretty much every lonely monster in high society and word travels fast
>Dragons, Vampires, Banshees, Ryus, Pharaohs, Apophises, etc. are lining up out your door
>Can't even lock yourself away because the Lilith who started this all keeps setting up dates and balls in hopes of getting you a wife
>In the off chance you do manage to find yourself alone you're not because a Kunoichi will be ready to "assassinate" you
>Have to practically live around your guards who try to hit on you more than the other noblewomen

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>>21073960
>or they think its some kind of trick.
Why wouldn't you immediately think it was some Cartel or black market shit where they steal your organs and dump your body in a ditch somewhere?

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>>21074196
>>21074204
Manlets have feelings too you know...

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>>21074263
I was doing an Ah My Goddess reference. Whatevs.

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>>21074263
now imagine how women think of you if this is how other men see you
>when not even the monstergrills would want you

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>>21074266
It's okay, I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074266
I didn't get it, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074263
Learn kung fu. Develop a bod. Climb that bitch like a jungle gym. Remind yourself that Chuck Norris lost a fight to a man smaller than him.

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>>21074268
>Mocking someone by saying they're too short for MGs to want them
>Chooses a MG pursuing a 3foot something child to illustrate this

I hope the irony isn't lost on you.

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>>21074268
It hurts because it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074304
Brainlets were the true manlets all along.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a manlet because I want a busty domme vampire to literally look down on me

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>>21074196
I mean, I'm essentially a Hobbit IRL. A sad, drunken little man who whores and drinks himself into an early grave waiting for the sweet embrace of Nyx as she carries me gently into the everlasting darkness like a mother with a babe at her tit.

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>>21074248
What would be the best way to completely surprise all the high class monsters? Marry the maid maybe?

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>>21074304
>>Chooses a MG pursuing a 3foot something child to illustrate this
>child
It's because she's a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074248
>>21074330
>Marry the cute but poor cheshire cat, and rescue her from the streets, and into a life of luxury

[Anonymous No.]

>Infiltrate mamono realm and the largest city there
>Strip down naked
>Lather self up in a slippery, body oil
>Put on a luchador mask
>Run through the town's streets, entirely nude, while jacking off
How many did you attract the ire of?
How many failed attempts of wrestling you down were there?
How long before your caught, subdued, and raped?
Who and what species of girl is the lucky winner who takes you away?

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>>21074051
>5'5
Damn. Sucks to be you
>t. 5'5.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074418
>Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074248
>Really like demon and pharaoh
>see this
Mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074418
>How many did you attract the ire of?
Hopefully I can get all of what passes for the police or city guard after me. If I get smug enough maybe they'll send the hellhound guard captain after me!

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>>21074204
Well to be fair they did unlock his sexual desire at the end and get married (it turned out it had been sealed away all along, hence why their relationship never really went anywhere except emotionally). What pissed me off was they never addressed Belldandy's desires. Were they sealed as well? We know she's capable of lust at least.

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>>21074418
This sounds really familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074418
>Who and what species of girl is the lucky winner who takes you away?

The first monster girl who wants him and doesn't have to touch him to catch him. There are a fair number with abilities like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074580
>Not having an antimagic luchador mask that also acts as a gas mask
No cheating here lad, if they wanna catch anon they gotta play fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074490
>"Come my king, we can join together and create a modern day dynasty, with all the wealth and power you can dream of. Just take my hand in marriage."
>"He doesn't care about any of that boring stuff, do you Anon? You just want a nice comfy house, plenty of money, and a wife to spoil you rotten. Nobody wants to spend days shuffling money around in trusts and bank accounts and playing kiss-ass at boring parties when you can be doing what you love. I can take care of that wealth for you, I'm good at it."
>Anubis tries to butt in with presentation on why you should marry her boss while the Pharaoh while the Deon tries to get you to follow her to a minor plane of existence she owns.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are big warrior MGs best when sporting huge heaving breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074664
I wanna be a healslut for a big meaty warrior MG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074667
>Healslut
True healers are like the chainsmoking ex-wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074664
I want to be the warrior that protects the loli witch until she become onee-sama witch and starts protecting me with her powerful spells

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>>21074676
Not if they had a meaty warriory MG holding them tight at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074664
Gap moe? Brusque tomboy or jovial warrior personality paired with a bombshell body usually associated with ara ara~ MILFs, or aloof vampire types.

>>21074676
Cynical, jaded, curses like a sailor, and still puts out like a slut for his beefy tank wife?

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>>21074682
That is cute too.
Although I imagine she'd be testing her limits out when she's a teen.
I would be lying if I didn't enjoy that fantasy too

>>21074685
>Spoiler
Pretty much,

And big beef with big bust is good.

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>>21074603
Oh god. The choice is easy, I pick both

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074685
>you will never be a cynical jaded healer who gets dominated by a cheerful lovable warrior Monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074685
>(you) healer
>Meaty tank
Which monstergirl would be the best dps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074790
A strong shortstack that goes berserk when you tease her about her height

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that not all vampires are the high society types, a few are book nerds that rival even liches.

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>>21074838
And some are petty nobility that genuinely care for the villages by their castle and involve themselves in the nitty-gritty of agriculture and cottage industry. Often, their family trees feature mayors' sons, blacksmiths' sons, merchants' sons and even farmers' sons.

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>>21074790
A pear-shaped loli wielding a BFS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074790
A Redcap because they are small enough to throw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074857
>Minor noble vampire
She's the cutest family of moderate wealth

[Anonymous No.]

Someone think of an interesting scenario to get in to involving monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074867
>moderate wealth
Maybe now, but when her distant Wight cousin abdicates to retire in Makai, she'll soon be heir to the throne of an Undead Kingdom! Can she and her husband Barnes Willworthy rise to meet the challenge?

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>>21074857
>Some vampire clans have detailed lineages and relics pertaining to their history
>Hers just has a small wheat farm

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>>21074818
this. being the healslut of a shortstack dps is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074867
>Ancient venerable vampire houses never having any decendents because all the vamps are stuck up and way too tsundere that it drives the guys away in droves
>Minor vampire houses on the other hand are flourishing with dhampirs and full blooded vampires
>Ancient vamps try to tell themselves it'll only cause wars for succession but in truth they only strengthen their bloodlines by buying more land and making money off said land
>It gets so bad that regal red carpets made from the finest silk are stained with ice cream as the older vampires start resorting to kidnapping men
>>21074920
>wheat farm
>Not a wine vineyard

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>>21074920
If by small, you mean 2,000 acres of prime land for demon taters. Also, all vampires keep detailed lineages and relics.
It's just that her lineage features more Gamgees, Finns, and Gumps than LaFayettes, Bismarcks and Metternichs. Being who they were, these horny handed sons of toil left the family good, long lasting relics like a demon silver axe that's been in the family for centuries, the Shovel of Theseus, and a well cared-for yew study table.

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>>21074890
A interlectual debate with a salamander
Bright coloured mucus toads wearing messages urging you to lick them
Soldier beetle that does things but only speaks single words
Vampire daughter raiding her mothers garlic stash

[Anonymous No.]

give kejourou a haircut.

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>>21074920
>even though she's only moderately wealthy, she still gets pangs of noble haughtiness every now and then
>puts her hands on her hips and puffs her chest at her latest "treasure", proudly showing it off to everyone
>it's just a better millstone she bought for the local bakery since the old one was wearing down
>still shows it off with all the airs of a queen displaying lavish art and sculpture

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>>21074955
Wouldn't that be like cutting a cats whiskers or something?

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>>21074955

Get a haircut from a kejourou

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>>21074965
no, it would be like keeping her power levels under control. you don't want kejourou to get TOO happy now, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21072521
>>21072530

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074974
can she shave my body hair too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074985
Yes, but its gunna result in sex. Although i have a feeling that was your plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074955
Kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
What a powerful sex machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
Office Oni is gonna have some major explaining to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
>Rata-chan taking photos
Scoop acquired!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074976
>Not wanting your waifu as happy as can be
I understand though, if it was up to a vampire she'd probably make it eternal night probably angering the plant girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
Damn that's a nice delivery. She looks cute in that uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
Cute!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
>that OwO succ returns

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075001
>The moment you realize undead plants would be brown

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>>21074988
nah, i feel ugly growing a forest on my planet earth, i just want to look refine. also shaving my tummy and stuff will only make kejourou proud for her hard work, i doubt she'd want sex after doing so from being distracted by pure concentration on manscaping

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>>21074989
until the hair starts growing teeth and eyes and tries to eat me

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>>21074992
I wanna hug that sex machine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074992
more like hug machine, she looks like she'd give a massive, strong hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075015
"And that was when I realized that my kejourou wife was actually a shoggoth. Also, that she had a nibbling fetish."

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075010
Kejourous are masters of multitasking. She will be jerking you off with her hair vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075030
she must be hiding another brain in that hair of hers, then.
>>21075015
cool, a futakuchi-onna monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075016
more like sex that hug machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075046
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>kirby inhales your waifu
what powers does he get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075041
>she must be hiding another brain in that hair of hers, then.
Well yeah Pretty much. Kejourours are just that skilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075052
Fuck off with this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075052
Fangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075052
I don't want Kirby to eat my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075057
i hope you get taken turns getting gang-raped by desperate and lonely kakuens you loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075052
off topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075073
Go back to /v/ you unfunny nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075073
How strange that you use a blessing as a curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075052
Why is this thread always so fucking autistic about shit like this
You have to be a special kind of retard to get this offended by a picture like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075091
>>>/out/
Go back to where you came, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075091
eh, idk, let's just ignore it, anyways. case closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075091
All intense hugboxes develop like this. Just roll your eyes at the meltdowns and move on to another conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075099
>WAAAAAAAAH
Point proven, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075083
you have to shower every single one of your rapists in banana cream pies. but then again, that might not be so bad after you climax on the 4th kakuen that's raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075106
>ree why don't you like shitty off-topic spam >:(((((

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075123
>Spam
Seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075123
Dont reply, he is seething because he is the one that posted the picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075129
Yeah, this shit always happens when people call someone a shitposting fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075127
>>21075129
The only thing that should be seething here are ushi-onis. Seething with sexual desire for a lonely anon's dick.

Personal recommendation: Remove her seal before engaging in sexual intercourse for the first time with her.

[Anonymous No.]

if the demon lord got sick one day or she's is going on vacation with her husband, who will take her place until she returns? what would that vice-demon lord do during her temporary reign of power??

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075137
I bet PSA's would be made for virgins that give them the wrong information on how to avoid capture. Stuff like:
>Take off a ushi onis seal to render her stunned.
>Manticores are weak to their own venom.
>Slime Carriers dont exist, Save women when being attacked by amorphous blobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075156
The first lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075159
Oh definitely. Never underestimate a monster girl's cunning, especially when they're horny and starved for love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075091
You have to be autistic to enjoy it as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075159
>The Order Paladin's Uplifting Primer

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>>21075163
sounds like a boring candidate. plus we don't even know anything about her,
maybe the chief demon army commander
the great kahuna of the titania league of the north
or the arch-baphomet sabbath superintendent who checks up on all the baphomets to see if they're doing a good job would work

it's all about what's on their portfolios and who would seem like a good candidate. family inheritance is for when the demon lord dies from the weight of dark succubus energy that has pressured her body from not enough men deciding to be a monster's slave

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>>21075156
This is the only recolor that makes the original look bad

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>>21075196
>or the arch-baphomet sabbath superintendent who checks up on all the baphomets to see if they're doing a good job would work
>maybe the chief demon army commander
This is Bapho-sama which does also make sense, but i fear her turning every girl into a loli. Which is a bad thing.
Rest of your comment leads me to believe your a troll. As such fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075213
You may well be right, but a titania deom lord stand-in giving her armies nap time and inspirational bedtime stories amuses me something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075219
Pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075236
They should get their clothes properly fitted.

[Anonymous No.]

What species is your ideal milf/momster, and what does she look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074085
That’s infinitely better than something like poisoning me or kidnapping me or stuff like that. If she’s genuine I’d lay it out that I find her attractive and we should start dating.
>>21074188
Mantises aren’t normally my type but I’d definitely be willing to try. I bet that cow would Kyaaa so hard if I took her friend’s hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075219
Yeah thats true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074248
Why would you lock the doors and hide from a Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
gyaru selkie. has beautiful brown skin with long wavy blonde hair. pretty tall for a selkie and kinda thick. but not too thick where she looks borderline chubby. wears anything that makes her boobs and ass look big whenever we spend our time together (probably to entice me into having powerful primal sex with her in the most degenerate way possible), and wears a bit of makeup when she's super ready to slay boredom in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
This is the perfect wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075288
Because its not just a lilim, but the Mother of all lilims and already married ruler of all monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
Like this, but a slime carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074955
Why is she pinching her own ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075319
showing you the shape of her cheeks to lure you into embracing the hairy girl creature herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
She looks like she’s trying to decide whether to abort or to just take him now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075319
"Your hands could be here," methinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
Wait, is that this oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
What a cute dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
https://i.imgur.com/qIQWsUv.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075393
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
T-Torako?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21072251
B is for hunting, A is for loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21072219
This fetish is fucking trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>21072426
Mana is stored in the breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075746
No it's not, not in MGE at least. Magic is stored in the cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
Troll wearing one of those backless sweater dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
Exactly this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075749
Does that mean if i fuck my shortstack pslimes cunny enough she will get super magical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
Snek, but a picture of the ideal milf snek doesn't exist so here's an elf you can imagine is a snek from the waist down

I mean, I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075783
I want her to sadistically tease me
>You will never be suffocated by those giant baps

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075783
Do Ryus count as snakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075787
I just wish what she was from wasn't age regression

MILF who can make a grown man look like a boy is better than just MILF and boy

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you'll never be incubized so hard by a tanuki that you need a ball bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075822
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074418
eel has experience with slippery dudes, beware.

[Anonymous No.]

How noisy is your waifu when she give you a blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075980
Dunno, I'll tell you when we try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075980
Somewhat noisy.
Some sound is quite a turn on for me, but too much and it just becomes weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075393
>nursing tentaclejob
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075393
>https://i.imgur.com/qIQWsUv.jpg
I expected it to be Maona nature goddess porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>yet another day selling drinks in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076284
I want to introduce burgers to Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076323
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/03/28/business/tokyo-hotel-serve-giant-100000-wagyu-burgers-honor-new-emperor/
>tanuki wants to know your location

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075270
Like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076670
man this artist really likes sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076617
I want to spoil my ochi bodyguard until she's just a soft housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gang of criminal monster girls capture a human police officer
>They have their resident boytoy fuck her while they forcefeed her transformative items and blast Judas Priest's Breaking the Law at max volume

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076743
my Brother

[Anonymous No.]

Weekends are for relaxing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076857
That they are, especially with the wife(ves) and kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21075848
>>21072117
That's what happens if you only make the minimum monthly payments

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077064
What are you talking about?
Fat feline fannies are neccessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076284
I'd be okay living in this reality. Monster girls just exist and are fairly well integrated. They are the answer to the timeless question: "Don't you wish there was something to marry besides humans?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077073
I don't know how that cat reply got in there. Only meant for the Nookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077089
Ah.
On that note
>Tanukis selling penis enhancement drugs

They'd love the internet as a new market place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076284
Basically, the green snake had her life saved by the immortal white snake and treats her like an older sister. Would you be able to handle a pair of snakes as wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074861
Pear-shaped loli monsters would be the kind of party members that start weak, but can become very powerful after training and leveling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076857
All Winterstown residents are required to have a mofu blanket for long days of cuddling and sleeping together

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076857
>Also, should a human who is distressed on a snowy mountain wrap themselves alone in this blanket, a monster of the snow country will surely come to join them inside.
>Even if they fall asleep in the cold conditions, they can sleep in snug safety, when they wake up with a fluffy blanket, wrapped up in a fluffy Yeti's arms.

I wonder how this works, since the blanket's main function is to block/insulate mana from escaping the blanket, just how do snow country monsters so perfectly sense someone who is using it? Perhaps a blanket in use releases its own particular mana signature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077163
I wanna lay on a mofu blanket while cuddling with whitehorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077193
It absorbs and transforms in response to it and likely ends up becoming a beacon to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077163
Even those who are making the blankets to make money and survive? Something's whack about this new law...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077260
It’s like how people up north in small communities leave their cars unlocked in case they’re attacked by a bear. The cold environment can be dangerous for the ill-prepared. By mandating and handing out the blankets, they can ensure no one dies of exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21076781
I want to be a police officer who gets kidnapped by a pack of sewer rats and is fucked silly by them until I’m just their dumb boyfriend whose too addicted to them to go anywhere without one of them by my side!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077437
Is there a giant rat who makes all of the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077561
No, only a rat queen.
>"She" is just three large rats with their tails tied together
>They bicker about absolutely everything, especially about who loves you more

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077591
That's a Gordian knot that's not getting cut any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do snake girls get all the good doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077632
Because snek is craftiest of all the creatures in the garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077632
I came across an ancient hellenic myth where a snake woman steals Heracles cows and tells him she'll only return them if he has sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077650
Did Herc ask her to explain further?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077662
I dont think so, their next interaction is her asking him what to name her child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077681
>Perhaps name it after the father?
>Little Herc...
>How'd you know what I call my penis?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna bully a centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077650
>>21077681

[Anonymous No.]

Do you look at mg stuff at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077947
i like my job so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077947
That's what my phones for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077947
I'm lucky enough to have a job where I can pretty much do whatever I want on the computer as long as it looks like I'm working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077947
>work

[Anonymous No.]

i need a girl to nurse me back to health

getting sick as an adult is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/9CQt1iL

New commission set got finished! Set is kinda large so i just made an album for it. Didn't have much art of 1 on 1 scenes with the mice, so i decided to fix that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078001
how do you think
>>21078011
pays for commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078011
Jesus christ almighty anon, that's a lot of excellent images. How much did they cost you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21077947
I don't have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078011
That's a lot of meese sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078011
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078011
>https://imgur.com/a/9CQt1iL

but shaggy, scooby-doo is going to get jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078029
The artist is super cheap, i'd say a little less than 50 per picture. Guy really undersells himself, so I try to tip him as much as i can afford to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078011
Nice, you never disappoint me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078073
>a little less than 50 per picture
Anon that's like $900. His work is excellent though, on that I can agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gently combing your waifu's tongue's hair with your fingers
>Gently caressing your waifu's tongue's face moments before pulling her in for a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078212
>Lovingly tongue wrestling with your waifu's tongue's tongue

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>>21078220
The dream!

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>>21078261
Why aren't all MG this fashionable? Can we have a whitehorn redo the uniform for Druella's army?

[Anonymous No.]

man, cats are boring and not sexy. we need a dog kingdom where there's juicy steak and good girls everywhere.

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>>21078333
>Whitehorn makes new uniform for Druella's army
>Gets accepted and the old uniforms are phased out
>Then the summer months roll around and everyone is complaining about the uniforms being too hot
>Sudden heatwave and most of the army is suffering from heatstroke
>Thankfully someone ordered way too many bikini uniforms meant for mermaids
>Entire army is now comprised of scantly clad monster girls
>They go on to win many more battles against human armies

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>>21078338
That's a very cute pup. I would definitely join the puppy kingdom.

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>>21078379
>/fa/ in the winter
>/e/ in the summer
>/edgelord/ no more
I'm cool with it,thoigh you'd think a whitehorn would still have the sense to stitch up some capris or something.

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>>21078457
Please, its the Pup Principality.

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>>21078010
i need that tummy to nurse me back to happiness

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster who will give me the n-word pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078525
Not if she has anything to say about, and she does

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>>21078538
I want to wrestle a hellhound.

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>>21078010
I remember being able to shrug off sickness as a kid, but now I feel like I'm dying whenever I get sick. Is that an immune system thing or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078553
I want to be raped by a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078538
>>21078553
>>21078558
i want a hellhound to wrestle and rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078556
getting old sucks big time

>>21078558
enjoy your hellhound(male)

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>>21078553
she's going to win anyways. you should challenge her to something you're good at like a math quiz or a book trivia

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078610
>She's going to win anyway
That's what I want her to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078558
>>21078584
but isn't consensual sex way better?

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>>21078618
she must not be an enlightened heck dog if she get's defeated from a man's wit and cunning

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>>21078626
she will have my consent upon instant loss

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>>21078633
just like my mind break doujins

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>>21078630
It's a normal thing for species like hers where they think every human is frail.

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>>21078647
Are they gentle at least?

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>>21078643
i like the mucus toad one

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>>21078647
You could probably make one flinch by feigning pain but I'd feel bad about it.

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>>21078677
If she was the one that picked a fight I'd gladly do it.

>>21078669
Only if you don't fight back

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>>21078669
nah, monsters will be monsters. you get your ass thrown by 250 pound dog if you pissed her off. be nice and get whopped by her butt or tits to show off to her friends watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>21072312
Essential for vampires and such. The best way for a vampire to express the depth of their love is to remove their own fangs rather than have someone else do it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about a nice cup of warm milk before you go to bed?

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>>21078696
i hope i don't get weird dreams just like what lettuce and bananas do to me when i eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078696
It's bad for my tummy.

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>>21078696
Who are you and how did you get into my house?

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>>21071942
World Guide Side 2 had a bunch of before and after monsterization pics for various heroes and that prompted someone to draw fanart of various human woman before and after but I can't find the fanart. Anyone willing to help me?

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>>21078696

like someone wants me to have gastrointestinal distress all night

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>>21078696
I have to brush my teeth afterward, and the string minty flavor kind of ruins the mood. A breast pillow sounds great, though.

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>>21078696
>nice cup of warm milk
No, no, no. Not in a cup. I'm drinking it directly from the source.

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>>21078817
Peak cow husband.

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The MGE would be fun if it didn't have all that garbage about exposure to most monster girls and their habitats turning men into monsters. I'd rather keep my humanity.

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>>21078899
>. I'd rather keep my humanity.
humanity is overrated

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>>21072466
>Be bandit leader
>Some kid appear on the hill above our camp
>He demands we give back the stolen goods
>We all start laughing
>The boy starts charging down the hill at us
>We laugh even more
>Suddenly see several monsters following, charging down the hill with him
>Laughter stops

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>>21078899
I REJECT MY HUMANITY

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>>21078899
You barely change though. You just get "unlocked".

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>21078899
Wow, that's lazy writing even for low quality "muh humanity" bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078899
Eh, the incubus thing isn't so bad because it changes very little. The worst part is all monster girls wanting kids, at least give us a choice in the matter.

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>>21078760
I want to build a harem with girls that (proportionally) chesty at least in it.
They need not start at that bust.

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>>21078324
Is the tongue’s tongue sentient too?

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>>21078919
The fact that the changes are so little is why I find it boring. I'd rather have it all or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078945
>The rare double sandworm
Not my waifu. Though it's rumored such sandworms do exist in which their tongue's tongue is sentient as well, a miniature twin you could say.

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>>21078953
>have it all
in what way?

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>>21078953
There is an autistic and vocal minority who disagree with you, which is probably why the changes to men are left as little as possible.

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>>21078961
>There is an autistic and vocal minority who disagree with you
Is this bait.

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>>21078957
In my case, wings are cool. For a number of mge's, it wouldnt work so well though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078945
It's tongues! Tongues all the way down!

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>>21078964
I rest my case

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>>21078899
>I'd rather keep my humanity
But you do? In every incubus picture and canon text basically you're human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078975
sometimes people want to die.

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>>21078974
You win the internet anon, congratulations.

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>>21078919
>at least give us a choice in the matter
>MGE
You already have the choice you doofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078975
But being human is just so damn tiring.

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>>21078971
This is why this shit doesn't exist. Even if you don't allow faggots to go full monsterboy, nobody wants to hear about your shitty deviant art tier male OC with all of the retarded features you added. This is a monster girl setting and a monster girl thread.

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>>21078980
I don't understand. In MGE there's lifespan unless you're married to an undead, and even so it's been said some couples commit suicide when they get tired of living.

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>>21078989
but then years later you get revived by some mojo necromancer.

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>>21078996
You're in the afterlife with your wife, I doubt that if you're tied to her someone else can summon you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078996
Your body does, but your soul is long gone and enjoying retirement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21078953
Pretty sure you can change a lot as an incubus if you absolutely want.

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>>21079009
Fuck off monsterboyfag.

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>>21079009
The only thing I want from being an incubus is my hair back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079025
This thread makes so many random accusations off the smallest shit

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>>21078011
Holy shit that's a lot of art, they're all winners too. Your mice are cute!

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>>21079025
But I wouldn't want to change much(longer life and learning magic would be nice). I am just saying you could probably become really pale or something if you want to match your vampire waifu ect ect.

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>>21079080
Yeah but its only shit like your weight. Although assuming you just want to be an even paler white then that could happen aswell. Shit that makes you deviate from normal human (IE: Blue skin or a tail) would not however be allowed. KC is very firm in saying that monsterboys are not a thing in MGE.

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Fluffy cat familiar!

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>>21079152
oh wow she's super cute!

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>>21078983
KC doesn't paint it that way.

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>>21079161
Sounds like a problem of interpretation

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>>21079168
>The monsters have a powerful instinct which compels them to get pregnant, and bear the children of a man they fancy.

Exact quote from world guide one. Headcanon is a wonderful thing though, and I suspect most anons ignore the parts they don't like too

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>>21079199
You kinda have to. In casting such a wide net KC's sure to not make his entire audience happy all the time. A little personal flavor never hurts, though.

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>>21079157
Better keep an eye on her though.
The little ones are always mischievous bundles of trouble.

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>>21079199
You're leaving out the fact that monsters tend to have a pretty atrocious fertility rate which worsens the more powerful the monster is. Wanting kids doesn't equal in immediately having kids.

Seriously, if you don't want kids that's on you, but don't go around saying you aren't given the choice on the matter in a fictional setting where a guy can waifu even a lilim if he wants to.

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>>21079001
Actually you don't get revived without your soul. That's the version of necromancy from the previous era, and its apparently no longer practiced.

[Anonymous No.]

would isekai work if one were to hypothetically use mge setting for an anime?

[Anonymous No.]

I've got 5 pages and just under 3k words.
How's it handling fellow writefags?

Salamander a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079450
what about a part of it? so there is enough of you to go around

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>>21079462
where did you learn to write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079462
Writing stuff for school instead. Not like I've written anything in a while, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079248
oh what kind of trouble could they possibly be up to, anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079450
I assume he's more talking about this:
>Moreover, compared to the body, the nature of a “soul's” existence is unstable. Depending on the situation in which the soul is placed, there are cases when unpredictable circumstances may occur. For example, in the case that the “soul” which ought to return to the body has already become a “ghost”, and additionally has also acquired a partner and generated a body with his essence so that she has firmly established herself as a soul only existence, then when raise is cast on the remaining body, a portion of her soul will be parted from her ghost as if being drawn to her body, i.e., a single soul will be split into two, so that two monsters, both a “zombie” and a “ghost” will be born from a single dead person. Despite being split in two, it doesn't change the fact that the soul is the same, and they will exist as two who are one with the link maintained. They each have their own consciousness and are capable of independently pondering different things, yet they each recognize each other as the very same person. It causes a sensation like having two different bodies. Due to this, they share memories and can even share the pleasure given to them by their partner by synchronizing their common feelings towards him.

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>>21079050
Wew, it's almost like a setting that caters to entitled and insecure manchildren would attract entitled and insecure manchildren.

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>>21079462
Gotten into FE recently. Thinking of doing something with that.

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>>21079469
I read books, a wise man once said that writers must read because it is the only form of apprenticeship we have.

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>>21079462
good. i can't write but atleast i'm proud of what i got for a story haha

salamanders are nothing special but they're kawayway desu nay nay

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>>21079463
>Moreover, compared to the body, the nature of a “soul's” existence is unstable. Depending on the situation in which the soul is placed, there are cases when unpredictable circumstances may occur. For example, in the case that the “soul” which ought to return to the body has already become a “ghost”, and additionally has also acquired a partner and generated a body with his essence so that she has firmly established herself as a soul only existence, then when raise is cast on the remaining body, a portion of her soul will be parted from her ghost as if being drawn to her body, i.e., a single soul will be split into two, so that two monsters, both a “zombie” and a “ghost” will be born from a single dead person. Despite being split in two, it doesn't change the fact that the soul is the same, and they will exist as two who are one with the link maintained. They each have their own consciousness and are capable of independently pondering different things, yet they each recognize each other as the very same person. It causes a sensation like having two different bodies. Due to this, they share memories and can even share the pleasure given to them by their partner by synchronizing their common feelings towards him.

So your idea might be possible. It depends on if a male ghost who marries a monster girl is able to generate a physical body like ghost monster girls can. It would also depend on if Hel would cooperate, as her help is needed to raise a man.

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>>21079462
I'm interested in writing but I would be too shy to post them here. It would probably end up being shat on too if I did.

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>>21079479
>it's almost like
Leave redditor

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>>21079462
I don't know when was the last time I had enough sleep. That on top of working on commissions too spicy to post here is killing me.

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>>21079507
"You only get shat on if you deserve it" is the usual motto but I've found it more helpful if you add "or some retard is just bored and looking for you to validate their worthless existence."

Don't be afraid. If they give you shit just shit on them write back. That way we can all suffer together.

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>>21079474
Roughly equivalent to the mischief a cat gets into when they get really wound up.

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>>21079518
Cry more. Your man child tears nourish me and make me grow stronger with every reply.

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I wanna watch Robotech with a monster girl Weeb.
The english dub.

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>>21079490
There is an important distinction between reading and reading critically though. Anyone can read a book they enjoy and get the basic gist of what made them enjoy it, but to learn about writing from it you would need to pay attention to things like pacing and sentence structure. Not everyone knows how to look for and analyze those things.

A lot of what I learned about how to make writing flow and help the reader digest it actually came from a middle school English class. We had a primer of little basic rules to construct better paragraphs and sentences, then applied them without exception. Some came from our textbook, but a lot came from author interviews and such. I think I still remember all of them, and look for them when I'm reading something new.

More abstract things like plot progression and character dialogue are hard to teach since there are so many different techniques or tropes to use in so many different ways, but the basic chemistry and structure of writing are something you can learn by reading.

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>>21079462
I've got ideas but videogames and books keep distracting me. I'll write again someday.

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>>21079570
>I've got ideas but videogames and books keep distracting me.
maybey take something for that.

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>>21079573
Its just the average procrastination.

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>>21079581
take some vyvance for that,

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react to your search history?

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>>21079462
>Mostly done with the same story I've been almost done with for my past three or so releases
>Dick pulls me towards other more (sexually) interesting, less world buildy stories floating around my head instead
I swear my dick is my worst enemy and my best friend at the same time. I probably need to rework this one some anyway, though.

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>>21079591
A lot of hate for Minmay and fetishes she can look forward to

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>>21079589
>Needing drugs for procrastination
Back in the day there was something called discipline. I admit to lacking it, but I'm not doping myself up for something this simple.

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>>21079603
If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomfortably of your mortality, you have uselessly and pointlessly crippled yourself.

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>>21079619
It'll also have unwanted side effects. I'm not some zoomer who was raised on ritalin, I'll deal with my own problems the proper way.

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>>21079591
>shitloads of music and dog videos
>greentexts I've made for this thread
>wedding stuff
>completely random research
>vanilla/married couple/impregnation doujins

She'd probably either tease me for being girly or get really embarrassed about my fixation on marriage and procreative sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079591
Pissed off. I have some fetishes that she'd hate or find disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079591
she would be rather concerned

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079619
>Getting judgemental because anon won't take drugs to fix his problems
Not him, but you come across as a weakling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079643
>>21079665
You can detox yourself of weird fetishes if it bothers you, you know. It's not that much effort to go to for your waifu's sake.

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>>21079591
As long as one isn't looking to judge me for having a sexuality (MG obviously would not) or my plastic butt collecting, my history is fairly tame. She also wouldn't mind me looking at porn before we'd met, so if anything she'd end up with ideas and maybe some slimy plamo.

This line of thought has me wondering, though: how would a man's relationship with porn and fapping change with an MG wife? With humans there's still a desire for both because your wife isn't always going to be there/up for it, but what about with an MG in your life?

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>>21079490
>Be writefag
>Over half a million words from what anubis.moe stats pick up
>Never read a book since high school
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079591
she would stick close by at all time to make sure I dont do something
drastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079687
Oh really, how? Like most people with weird fetishes, my more extreme ones came out of desensitization and certain scenes from movies I saw around the time I was developing sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079692
It's pretty well accepted that people in healthy, active sexual relationships will still take fap time when they can get it. Having amazing sex with a beautiful wife doesn't replace the spank bank, it just adds to it and refines it.

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>>21079692
I'm pretty sure I'd still fap, and knowing monster girls she's going to have a higher sex drive than me anyway, so she'd probably be rubbing herself too.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21079739
Hockey yetis getting into fights!

[Anonymous No.]

>your waifu gives you a squishy paw coupon
wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079591
She'd already know what shit im into

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079776
I don't need a coupon, I've already got a five finger discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079707
Just ease off a little. The benefits of nofap are a myth, going cold turkey helps nobody. Don't make yourself whack it every day if you're not actually in the mood, wait until you naturally feel the need and only do it when you actually have to. Desensitization is part of it, yeah, but mostly it's just a matter of spacing it out and giving yourself more engaging things to do when you're bored. Don't make porn your default.

Give yourself some time in between, up to a week if you can, wait until you actually NEED to slap it, then find some good quality vanilla. Be picky. Take your time with it, don't be in a rush for results. /h/ vanilla threads are actually really great for this, and there are more and more wholesome monster girl doujins coming out as MG stuff becomes more commonplace.

t. someone very low-drive who didn't understand why people had this problem until very recently

[Anonymous No.]

I need help deciding on my next commission.


Wholesome or Lewd?

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>>21079799
What do you mean by wholesome?
At any rate, I like non-lewd art of monstergirls the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079799
Well there's a problem. What if, hypothetically, wholesomeness is your fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079739
>>21079776
One lucky fan has a squishy paw coupon under their seat and gets to massage the star player's paws after the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079799
I don't like the meme-term that is "wholesome", but that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079812
What would you use instead?
It gets the point across in one word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079817
I don't know but the "wholesome meme" shit has given me a negative pavlovian response to the word

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079840
Same. It tends to involve silly shit like headpat obsession and monster girls getting too excited over hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079840
I've never see "wholesome" overused on 4chan, so I can only assume it's some leddit thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079809
Like Stepfordization?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079799
Lewd, there's already way too high a SFW to NSFW ratio for a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079875
>stepfordization
Cringe
I wanna be a househusband to a hard working mg!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079799
It depends on what you mean by lewd. I personally like nudity and pinup commissions more than anything hardcore for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079591
>go to /trash/ once every few months out of morbid curiosity
>wife assumes the worst when she sees the catalogue has an ntr thread
>panics and tries her best to make me feel special and like I deserve her
At least her huge misunderstanding would take her mind off all the /d/ fetishes in the search history.

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>>21079811
sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079896
>Cringe
You really love that word recently don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079905
>out of morbid curiosity
Please stop lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079912
Do you want me to go back to "insecure"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079905
Stay on /trash/ you fucking vermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079905
>admitting to /trash/
>probably has some fucking awful /d/ fetishes
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079917
>>21079935
>>21079940
I go to every board once every few months even if I don't like them, have to remind myself how awful a lot of the site is somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079940
>Why are you here
Because it's possible to like both /d/ fetishes and monstergirls
As long as he doesn't post those fetishes here you look like an autist for caring

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079956
>X [doubt]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079956
That's a fucking lie if I ever saw one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079905
>out of morbid curiosity
weak
I go there to ruin furfag threads without getting banned for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079940
>Implying there's only one of us whose clawed their way out of such a place
Anon, I came to these threads after a long and grueling road. I was disgusted with myself for many years. Monstergirls give me the strength to improve myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone wishes some impossible, physics breaking portal event would happen
>forgetting that there's a very real way we could have our waifus
Basically, we need to live long enough for good VR to become a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079980
Translation: i'm a furry in denial
You're not fooling anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079995
and robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079995
the powers that be wont let that happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080002
Yes I'm definitely one of my mortal enemies which are anathema to my internet existence, sure buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079950
thanks, altair

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080017
You're looking even more suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079995
No, that's not the same at all. Personally, I'm hoping for a Best Korean or Chinese genetic engineering experiment to go horribly right and release a retro virus into the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080025
No, I'm just offended

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080026
>No, that's not the same at all
why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>248615054
Agreed, they're for fakes and everyone disagreeing with you is a 12 year old abuser

[Anonymous No.]

Is Runya Runya the type of monster that you have to rape in order for her to realize that you love her?

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of stuff does nuraihyon smoke?
does she smoke cigarettes too?
>smokes cigarettes while riding you naked with a smug look

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080055
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080012
Yeah, but /pol/ conspiracy stuff rarely applies to the real world, and when it does its more of a case of broken clock syndrome.
>>21080026
I'm talking more about haptic feedback VR, which is possible if far off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080065
theres nothing like a little opium to cool the nerves

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080053
Are you responding to a post from the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080050
It's fake and you've have to leave it and experience a now even more crushing and lonely normal existence to pay for your VR habit and take care of your body. You'd have to go full Matrix for VR to serve as a true replacement for portals or the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080065
>what kind of stuff does nuraihyon smoke?
only the dankest of cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080087
The virus thing wouldn't work though. You aren't getting proper monstergirls from some virus, this isn't Resident Evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080053
Burn the witch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080087
then go full matrix then

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080078
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080065
If smoking weed causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking weed do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080094
Kill yourself, Redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080078
>>21080113
DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080065
Knowing KC it's probably some demon realm aphrodisiac shit that makes you horny from the second hand smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

is mad hatter smoking weed again

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no nurarihyon GF to hotbox your car and give you the highway delight
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080100
RE would be like a fallback plan. Not!dead girls, ho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080148
>nuraihyon has fancy case of cigars for after fucking in bed
>she smokes a one with pride from having the best sex she's ever had
>the fun's not over yet the moment you take a whiff of her puffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080153
>mad hatter and her best friend nuraihyon are smoking at the corner of the room talking about why the sky is on the fucking ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080175
>>21080153
dude weed lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080246
I still want to walk in on a group of rebellious dhampirs huffing garlic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080273
i want to annoy the local vampire lord by starting a garlic farm next to her castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080153
It's weird, I am normally super duper against any marijuana use, but a pothead MG just sounds nice in an annoying way

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080283
I want to open a high end italian restaurant in the Vampire Domain and become the very picture of an italian chef, perpetually alone because of the high level of garlic in my blood due to my diet of exclusively spaghetti and olive oil. However, I wouldn't let it get me down, I would go peddling rotini and ravioli to whatever travellers I might meet, and even learn to play "March of the Gladiators" to attract customers. Customers who never come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080283
>Once the season is in full swing she's too garlicdrunk and horny to even complain properly
>You exploit this opportunity to "show her your fields"
>This somehow results in her lying in the middle of a garlic field in the midday sun
>Naked
Better hope she has a husband or you're gonna get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080320
I want to wake up to a shortstack vampire fondling herself in the middle of my garlic patch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080294
I mean, you can pretty much get the same effect minus the pot with moths.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bapho/Lilim wives find out I like cum inflation
Well I'm straight fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080350
>Dude, light, LM--OW! Heheh--OW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080350
fuck moths I spit on moths moths are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080338
this but a tall well built vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080368
I'd spit on a moth with my dick, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079462
My liquor is running low and I'm beginning to believe that once again that there are rats in the walls around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079591
>Jabberwock
>Diamond-suit
>Finds my frequent visits to most disturbing threads threads on /d/
>Finds my frequent visits to various fetish boards on double-chan
>Calls me pleb for being a "basic-bitch" and "vanilla" despite being a massive degenerate
>Tells me to step up my game
>Forces me to step up my game

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080459
I am worried for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21079591
>Basically all video games or random things with no pattern
Fuck if I know. It would mean fuck all.

[Anonymous No.]

what's a snack to fill a bowl for a beelzebub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080485
Cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080512
this is for a sfw art tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080529
an entire bag of table sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080485
>>21080512
Correction: sweat, spit, and cummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080529
Those little hard candies in the shape of fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

you are now drunk. how does you waifu react? what does she do? take advantage of you? cuddle you?

I may or may not be drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080550
Snuggles, the only way to react.

[Anonymous No.]

do vampires get turned on when they drink your blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080589
they get preggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080589

do you get horny when you eat a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080598
Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080616
this is exactly what i was going to say. I imagine vampires see us like a tasty sandwich. sexually too

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080598
I dunno man, I've made some damn good sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080593
I want to tell a young vampire that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080598
god I want to be bitten

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080529

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080589
>Blood contains your mana in it
To answer your question, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080670
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080677
the concept of a high and mighty rich vampire having sex with you because of her blood lust is really hot to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080670
I want to sneak up behind her, and squirt a syringe full of ice cold water in one of her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080670
I'd sex her.

>>21080689
Probably a bit like BO. She's most likely got greasy hair, oily skin, and kinda bad breath. I'd still sex her though. Dirty girl sex is kinda kinky, and beelzebubs are dirty girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080550
That would probably mean I just fell asleep somewhere mildly inconvenient. She'd tuck me into bed, but maybe not before doing something inconspicuous to show that she'd messed with me. I'm a boring drinker, fucking sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080728
I'd fuck a croquembouche just to rev a Beelzebub's engine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080740
same. I just get sleepy when I'm drunk. I'd probably just fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>When a monster girl sets a trap for you but a sudden schedule change ruins her plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080728
>Probably a bit like BO. She's most likely got greasy hair, oily skin, and kinda bad breath.
That's really arousing

[Kiwi Bird No.]

>>21080758
WIle E. Coyote version of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080630
>have a haughty, spoiled vampire mistress
>she's in her 30s but looks to be in her teens and claims to be hundreds of years old
>of course she uses her 'experience' and 'wisdom' to talk down on you, the lowly mortal
>she likes teasing you and bossing you around, but never pushes it too far
>mostly she just likes being waited on and told she's pretty
>she gets oddly meek when it's time to feed, though
>she always politely waits for you to finish what you're doing, prepare yourself and present whichever vein you're most comfortable with
>she gets nervous and upset if you struggle or look to be in pain, so she'll wait for you even if she's starving
>The moment her fangs break your skin she always blushes and looks embarrassed, like she's doing something dirty
>you've tried giving her your blood in a glass, but she always hesitates to drink it
>"I-it's not as good when it's all cold, you know."
>eventually you find out she actually doesn't like being a vampire, she thinks it's gross and scary
>she feels insecure about her pale undead appearance and hasn't gotten over her fear of the dark completely
>feeding directly just makes her feel really warm and safe, like she's alive again
>after some time she gets more comfortable and begins requesting that you hug her and stroke her hair as she drinks
>eventually she gets more comfortable treating you like a lover, and acting more lovey-dovey
>you get her to open up, and act more like her real self
>she starts calling you her 'juice box' and gets all cuddly when she's thirsty
>she even 'demands' that you hold her hand as she goes to sleep
>over time she develops a habit of listening to your heart before and after feeding
>she claims it's to monitor your health but she looks visibly relieved and content each time
>even years later she still blushes furiously if you ever offer your blood before she asks for it
>"S-so forward... how indecent, you brute..." she pants, even though she doesn't need to breathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080747
I bet she'd dump it on your crotch, jump on top you, and eat it off of you slowly before finishing with the grand prize, your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080769
>Pouting vampire at Anon not walking by her gate like normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080768
I wouldn't be able to handle it everyday though. I would have to drag her to the shower to wash up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080769
Fuck off namefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080772
you perfectly wrote my vampire fantasy thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080589
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Got a question. I have a mg setting with modern tech but I also want adventures. How do I justify having unexplored lands in a world with modern tech?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no french kiki maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080689
>>21080728
>>21080768
This is /trash/ tier, if your goal was making people reading your shitposts sick then good job I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080891
It was locked off behind huge impenetrable walls to protect the populace and keep them ignorant. They are taught in school that the earth ends at the fuckhuge wall surrounding their city, and beyond the wall is nothingness. Turns out it's just earth after hundreds of years of apocalypse/restoration/monster takeover

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080909
it's solid /d/ territory, arguably light /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080891
>How do I justify having unexplored lands in a world with modern tech?
make the world
really
really
big

[Anonymous No.]

>>21074982
>>21075338
>>21074999
>>21074992
>>21075006
And so a legend was born -the secksu masheen, master of the kabedown. All succubi ask her how to do this legendary technique

>>21075560
Yes, I was definitely thinking about that series when doing this

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really glad that this thread exists, it's the only place to post monstergirls on the site that doesn't turn into furry shitposting 3 posts in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080758
Such is life for poor Anubis-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080961
The cutest sexu machine.

>>21080969
Not her fault that civil engineers are terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080928
What the fuck are these continents?
>Upside down South America
>Not-Africa
>Winged cow
>Uluthuan
>Not Australia
>Big boy UK
>Not-India

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080917
Stay there then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080991
Might as well tell everyone that because monster girls are /d/ light as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080837
Do you have any specifics you'd want to add? I would like to see greentexts from someone who really likes vampires, I was just spitballing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081007
>this excuse
>again
Come on, retards like you have used it time and time again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080981
It's probably from Hunter X Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080916
>>21080928
Satellites though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081023
Maybe because it works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080966
It's pretty good so long as you avoid the bait and don't indulge in the shitty content creators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081043
No it doesn't, /d/ummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081076
Fuck you buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081041
The satellites could only tell you so much. You could see the geography sure but even a forest with a thick canopy would still be a mystery. This is assuming there are satellites that work. You could come up with any plot contrivance for why they don't. They got taken over by rogue automatons. An eldritch god from beyond the stars ate them. Some guy said fuck science and blew them up. This isn't a problem if you're creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081007
>alright I've been called out on the trash I'm posting, but monstergirls are totally /d/ guys
Every time it's the same attempt at deflection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081085
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, /d/'s one domain down.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081021
something along the line of a vampire warming up to you and being less condescending to you each time you sleep together was always hot. like a rich vampire initially seeing you as a lowly human but slowly warming up to you because of that and your tasty blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080909
Not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081118
She's got a great ass...legs....asslegs?... Bitch is curvaceous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080772
Fuck off maledomfag

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a more awkward conversation than asking your undead waifu how she died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081249
Asking your fat fuck waifu to work out

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081249
>ask wight wife about her rebirth, since it must have been very dramatic and interesting
>she acts evasive, like it still bothers her
>she actually just choked on a piece of pizza at a dorm party and a lich happened to be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>21071942
i want me an undead wight-ed ryu
That was good

[Anonymous No.]

>>21071942
How is there no /mgt/ booru yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081318
I don't think that this thread has enough dedicated drawfags to warrant that, it's mostly just reposts from elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081089
>The satellites could only tell you so much. You could see the geography sure but even a forest with a thick canopy would still be a mystery.
Well, that's true. I think I'll use the fact that civilization is ruled by monstergirls in the shadow (they don't allow it) along with a low demography to explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to comfort the wife after an experiment goes wrong.
The swelling will go down...probably

[Anonymous No.]

Loli monsters with super intricate pleasure insignias on their nipples!

[Anonymous No.]

So how willing a monster girl would be to wield a weapon or armor made from parts of other monster girls or regular monster to the battlefield granted said armor and weapon is made from parts of another race

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081327
How many drawfags are left nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081386
only me i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081249
Big blue everything is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081393
And who are you though?
Is that you latenight?

[Anonymous No.]

are there any types that cum super fast becasue they're less human and can't mentally hold back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081393
>SamFisher.jpg
I'm trying to get in drawfagging but I have the hands of Michael J. Fox sitting on the Californian fault line

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081401
ushi-hellcorephomet's father and creator
i made this >>21080670

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081354
If they're going to use a "they don't allow it" reason then you'd best select some good motivations for that rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081384
Many MGE girls make armor or accessories from their shed scales and such. Sahuagin shed skins are popular as swimsuits for instance.

Or when you say "parts" are you talking about whole severed limbs or something like that? Why would they want to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081418
I wonder what dragons think of adventurers approaching them with gear made dragon scales and claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081407
I don't know if less human would have anything to do about it, but I feel jubjubs would be quick to orgasm and frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081492
>wearing the discarded lingerie of previous lovers
L-lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>21080961
The virgin sex machine is even hotter

[Anonymous No.]

if you place your soda next to the dark matter grenade in the freezer and let both items sit overnight, a glacies is born the same way the universe was created: a cataclysmic explosion also the color of her appearance is based on the brand and flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081514
>Dragon "What on earth are you wearing?"
>Knight trying to be intimidating "Your Mother!"
>Dragon spit takes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081407
I imagine mice are that way so their husband can effectively satisfy them all back to back to back. They are the kind of girls who might cum so much that it could hurt their intelligence if they had to deal with their husband alone for a night without their sisters to help her handle him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081548
>mouse girl taps out after a few orgasms and has to watch her husband ravage her sisters one by one

hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21081118
Squishy