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Wans.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.21129762

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21129768
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21129768

Nice job OP

>> No.21129771
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It's finished! .less the madman made it 5kx4k in res so had to downscale it considerably to even be able to post it. Links are to full res and a bgless alt.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Zmc4PX_Z37oQ3rvJG14E8UJ555JqdIte/view
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1T-M5xajx4Xy85KeH2XqJgz270VMY7q_c/view

>> No.21129778

>>21129768
is it degenerate if I want to play with her feet ?

>> No.21129790
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21129790

Donate blood

>> No.21129791
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>>21129778
Only if you won't let her play with you with her feet.

>> No.21129793

>Not starting with the new girl
Fucking seriously

>> No.21129806

>>21129768
no visible toe beans
it's SHIT

>> No.21129818

>>21129771
I want a stern military demon or lilim to give me a handjob while she is wearing demon silver gloves

>> No.21129824

>>21129761
>Not using the new girl
>USING KDF ART INSTEAD
Fuck him and fuck you, retard.

>> No.21129834
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21129834

Your favorite soda is sold out everywhere? Guess who was behind that.

>> No.21129835
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>> No.21129838

>>21129835
ay dios mio!

>> No.21129843

>>21129834
>Guess who was behind that.
Israel?

>> No.21129849
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21129849

How to become a tall dark elf's personal ottoman?

>> No.21129855

>>21129793
>>21129824
It's okay she's shit anyways.

>> No.21129856

>>21129849
Ask her nicely.

>> No.21129870

>>21129849
ask her meanly

>> No.21129873

>>21129856
and kiss her feet

>> No.21129880

A Kiki a day keeps the Shogs away.

>> No.21129882
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21129882

Getting chased by jaguar girls!

Losing to jaguar girls!

Getting raped and mindbroken by jaguar girls!

Living the rest of my life as a slave to jaguar girls!

Ocelomeh!

>> No.21129893

>>21129761
You’re a fucking disgrace

>> No.21129899

>>21129856
>>21129870
>>21129873
I am getting mixed signals

>> No.21129901

>>21129882
i want her to spank me with that paddle

>> No.21129903

>>21129855
Its true, she is shit.
But she's still better than KDF garbage, and more people want to know about the official new girl than those who care about a mentally ill man's commission.

>> No.21129904

>>21129899
It doesn’t matter what you do. You’re getting raped into the ground daily anyway.

>> No.21129908

>OP pic is KDF instead of new girl
>Joo bait
>Footfags
Shit start to a shit thread

>> No.21129912
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>>21129903
Cute pups are always relevant.

>> No.21129925

>>21129824
>>21129903
>>21129908
There's a good chance the OP is just trying to rile anons up against KDF.

>> No.21129931

>>21129912
>New girl last thread
>SQUEE! Kobolds! A shit girl released years ago only one utter faggot gives a shit about! Lets make that the OP! SQUEE!

>> No.21129941

>>21129931
Ironically typing like a retard still makes you look like a retard and I don't even have a horse in this race.

>> No.21129943

>>21129931
You're only making this better for me.

>> No.21129947

>>21129941
He may be typing like a moron but he's also right.

>> No.21129952
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21129952

She's gonna sleep on my face when we're alone, won't she

>> No.21129956

>>21129943
>Anons associating your waifu with obnoxious faggotry is a good thing
What are you, a Cheshire?

>> No.21129963

I want a monster gf who indulges my foot fetish and teases me.

>> No.21129964

>>21129925
We don't need false flagging to know KDF is a retarded faggot who deserves ridicule.

>> No.21129968

>>21129771
I want to redesign Victorias uniform and the uniforms issued to her troops

>> No.21129987

i want a shrine maiden ocelot

>> No.21129992

>>21129768
What's a ocelomeh like when in heat?

>> No.21129994

>>21129987
How does that work?

>> No.21130004

>>21129963
10 american dollars you'd get grabbed by an MG that does not have feet

>> No.21130014
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>>21130004
NO!

>> No.21130023

I want a Bicorn!
She'll be cute!
Lovely!
And do kinky shit with me and the others!

>> No.21130035
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>>21130014
yeah that was mean, I personally would like pic related to dom me with hers, I mean look at em, big girl=big feet for smooching and being stepped on by

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>>21129963
Hey, hubby. Hold still, kay?

>> No.21130044

>>21129964
>t. OP

>> No.21130046

>>21129952
Smug Jaguar butt

>> No.21130047

well, after more than half a year I finally remembered that I totally forgot to scan the 2 covers themselves of the sabbath grimoire (because of their awkward size in comparison to my scanner). No idea if someone else provided scans of them by now, but they are now up in the old imgur as well: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.21130054

If I walk into a Ocelomeh village with a tezcatlipoca mana marker how do they react

>> No.21130055

>Only 7 articles to end WG3
Guys...

>> No.21130056
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So lets say you ended up in the MGE world but were grabbed by a species you don't normally care about, but she was nice and was still somewhat relevant to your fetish(es).
Would you give up the waifu hunt and stay with her, or would you try to leave and look for the ideal, ultimate waifu?

>> No.21130065

>>21130038
Y-yes dear

>> No.21130070

>>21129992
The way they’re written, it sounds like they’re always in heat.

>> No.21130072

>>21130054
No one knows yet

>>21130056
Ultimate

>> No.21130073

>>21130054
>"H-he... He's the perfect sacrifice... Tezcatlipoca will be so pleased... REJOICE!"

>> No.21130078

>>21130054
You’re going to get hogtied to a stake and delivered to their goddess at the top of the stair stepped pyramid.

>> No.21130081

>>21130056
I'd tell her my name is nobody and then poke at her eye.

>> No.21130084
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>>21130054
Smug smiles before immediately getting beaten into bliss by their blades. Then you are stripped, bound and gagged before being taken to their Tezcatlipoca leader.

>> No.21130087

>>21130056
If only she didn’t have that stupid face tat

>> No.21130092

>>21129994
they tend to the shrine of their god in tribal attire

>> No.21130096

>>21130078
A thorough inspection from the Ocelomeh High Priestess. Then you're good to be mounted by anyone from the village!

>> No.21130099

>>21129882
I want to fight and get raped by one pretty bad

>> No.21130104
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>> No.21130106

>New girl based off aztec culture
What would be the MGE equivalent of the Spanish conquest of the Aztec empire?

>> No.21130114

>>21130104
nothin some duct tape cant fix

>> No.21130115

>>21130106
spanaird themes order knights?
thats kind of going to edgeleord Territory

>> No.21130130

>>21130115
Not like the spanish have to win. I don't mind revisionist history.

>> No.21130149
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>>21129968
Do it. I'm always open to ideas.

>> No.21130153

>>21130130
Now i want to be an order conquistadors whose group is ambushed and rape by ocelomeh.

>> No.21130157

>>21130149
>There’s a big Order invasion of Ocelomeh territory, and many are taken as wifes
>But it was all a cunning trick, and when they’re taken back to the Order kingdom they turn it into a demon realm from the inside out, thus creating a new empire for their tezcatlipoca

>> No.21130168

>>21130106
>Spain is the order
>Conquistadors are the heroes
>The native waifus they got are actually MGs
Based KC is secretly mexican.

>> No.21130172

>>21130157
>order doing anything but trying to kill

>> No.21130177

>>21130149
I'm thinking Khaki officers tunic with horizon blue piping and shoulder loops with rank insignia, horizon blue putees, polished black low boots, white sam brown belt, and I am debating simple pressed trousers or riding breeches with stripe, with color matched Feldmutze cap, give her WW1 vibe

>> No.21130186

>>21130177
Shame there is no Hugo Boss in mgland.

>> No.21130189

>>21130157
If there willing to take monster as wifes wouldn't they just be a netural nation?

>> No.21130191

>>21130186
eh, I think pre 1918 uni's are best looking, WW2 shit was too streamlined and souless

>> No.21130196

>>21130189
Might just be a less extreme denomination.

>> No.21130227

>>21130104
So, ghost blowjob through the neckhole?

>> No.21130231

>>21130172
There might be some missionaries. They'd be fun to corrupt.

>> No.21130257
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21130257

I bet all visitors to the Cat Kingdom are required to wear cat ears.

>> No.21130276

I get the feeling that the ocelomeh's god is a lilim who is dressing and pretending. Either way I want to tease her.

>> No.21130277

What are the best kind of eyes to draw to convey a sense of "other"? Lizard eyes?

>> No.21130288

>>21130257
I kind of prefer a Rachnera bunny girl to be honest.

>> No.21130296

>>21130104
Druella’s designs are so shit. What part of having a bunch eyes over everything is appealing?

>> No.21130300

>>21130231
>order missionaries being bullied by ara ara ocelomeh
IMAGINE

>> No.21130301

>>21130276
It's another species.

>> No.21130313

>>21130301
>ara ara panthers goddesses.
>Order missionaries sexually bullied by ara ara panther goddesses.
I M A G I N E

>> No.21130335

>>21130257
Even the men?

>> No.21130340
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>>21130296
you can't make me hate her

>> No.21130368

>>21130335
>He won't wear cat ears
>He won't wear cat ears and have his wife call him cute

>> No.21130398

>>21130340
I can hate her for you, Anon.

>> No.21130411

>>21130398
i'll just love her more then

>> No.21130420

How would a monster girl with a non-elutian geometry body work?

>> No.21130436

>>21130420
>Non-euclidian
Ever seen a Klein Bottle?

>> No.21130437

>>21129882
we need more monster girls that are man-rapers

>> No.21130439

>>21130420
A slime, I guess.

>> No.21130450

>>21129882
Would she tear a Rata that somehow managed to take a photo of her soft side to shreds?

>> No.21130464
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>>21130313
>Be missionary ambushed by Ocelomeh
>Most of the entourage you were escorted by were raped on the spot, their opponents ravishing them with a bestial fury, the men's fear driving them to even greater acts of carnal frenzy
>But you are not afraid, after all, The Lady is with you-- Now and forever
>This gives you a new 'reward', spoken in the broken Common of your captors. They drag you through sweltering jungle and blistering heat to their temple-city.
>You're fed and bathed, the Ocelomeh working vigorously to make sure you're cleaned of all dirt and grime, mischievously throwing your heavy wool robes into a fire.
>Night falls and you're led up the steps of the pyramid embarrassingly naked, the wind blowing through your legs. The sweet-smelling poultice they had rubbed into your organ making you sensitive. Lady help you, your purity may come into question tonight.
"Great Tzicatlipoca! We have come bearing your sacrifice! Grant us the blessing of the Night Winds!"
>A large bestial roar is their answer, as a tanned woman who easily dwarfs you and the Jaguars comes out, utterly naked.
>Your eyes take in her form, from her well-muscled body to her large, soft breasts. She's taking you in as well with slit pupils.
>Well, if anything, the view was nice before you died.
>But the killing blow never comes, instead you're hauled into the "Temple", which turns out to be a decorated boudoir of some sort, a smoking mirror reflecting you both
"Here, we will become our true selves. Me, the Goddess. You... my impious sacrifice"
>She silences your protestation with a kiss, her coarse tongue running over yours, paw pads stroking your cock to hardness
"Love me. Revere me. Renounce all others."
>As she slides one of your hands to her well and wet slit, your mind is going hazy with the wild jungle scent of the Panther Goddess
"Do this, and all the pleasures in the world shall be yours, and more"
>By the time you finally give in and penetrate her, the full moon bares itself to the congregation outside. You can barely hear the sounds of the wild orgy outside as your lover rolls her hips onto yours.
>Her breasts are soft, her lips supple, with fur and hair as black as the starless night she begins to pick up the pace, the languid motions giving way to wild buckings as the wet slapping grows audibly louder
>Your prayers help you maintain yourself as you beg The Lady for your forgiveness, but then the Panther shows her true form to you
>With your legs held skyward, she begins to violently rape her love into you, not stopping until she can feel you jettisoning your seed into her
>In the post-coital glow, she smiles, holding you to her breast
"Soon, we shall pursue a new Moon together. But for now, sleep. Regain your strength. For we start again at dawn."

>> No.21130468

>>21130420
>Non-euclidian
Like a normal body considering nothing in the world isn't euclidian, really.

>> No.21130478
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21130478

Another wife art came in today! A very lovely sketch!

>> No.21130479

I've been giving it some thought and I bet I'd probably be comfortable living in the Cat Kingdom.

I had a funny idea where sometimes if I go wandering off alone without my waifu, I'll be attacked by Ocelomeh.

Rather than apologizing, she'll probably carry me back home like a bag of rice, drop me off, and insist on my wife asserting herself more.

Maybe the two will then team up to bully me.

>> No.21130502

>>21129762
If you bully the shorty, the shy gets lonely.
If the shy gets lonely, she starts talking to her only friend.
If the shy starts talking to her only friend, they start plotting.
If they start plotting, shorty will go missing.
If shorty goes missing, the authorities will get involved
If the authorities get involved, shy will go innawoods
If shy goes innawoods, she'll develop guerilla tactics
If shy develops guerilla tactics, she'll plot to ambush you
So don't bully shorties. Bully shys instead.

>> No.21130504

>>21130257
well that's the cutest thing I have seen today

>> No.21130514

>>21130502
They say bullying, but it's more of a passive-aggressive teasing for me. You know, it's that feeling you get when you see something cute and you just want to invade its personal space.

>> No.21130517
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>>21130450
Yes, but it would be with her demon-obsidian sword so it would just leave her an ahegaoing mess.

>> No.21130533

>>21130502
I still don’t get the connection of Shy to the Shorty

>>21130514
That’s a kind of bullying, even more when smol people hate being picked up or assisted

>> No.21130537

>>21130464
now, i can't fucking wait for a detail description for tezcatlipoca and quetzacoatl just for all the green text fags/writefags' content

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>whoever loses buys snacks

>> No.21130557

>>21130464
Holy fuck thank you anon.

>> No.21130572

>>21130533
The shy is meant to be bullied, the shorty is meant to be teased.

Shy knows shorty, as she knows everyone around you, but shorty is blissfully unaware of most people outside of her circle.

Shy is kind of erotomanic. She wants to be bullied, as the fact that you would even pay attention to her fills her with an intense joy. Not being bullied will naturally make her extremely jealous of whoever may be the new target of your bullying.

>> No.21130578

>>21130537
If we get a chupacabra, I'm writing a yandere one.

>> No.21130582

>>21130549
She's using magic, that's a filthy cheater.

>> No.21130585

>>21130572
The problem is that who the fuck cares about Shy

>> No.21130595

>>21130585
That's the spirit!

>> No.21130596

>>21130549
>she doesnt make him the snack
does she even know how to vampire

>> No.21130601

>>21130439
Slimes are interesting in that sex with them is a hand job/oral/anal/vaginal/hair etc all at once since they only really have one body part. You can really penetrate them wherever you want too.

>> No.21130602

>>21130578
>chupacabra
does it "attack" holst?

>> No.21130605

>>21130596
but that limited edition donut though

>> No.21130611

>>21130605
no excuse not to drink a litre or 2 from him after

>> No.21130613

>>21130340
It’s different for shogs. You expect it and love them for it. Druella is just edgy for the sake of being edgy.

>> No.21130622

>>21130602
Chupa CABRA
Goats anon, sheeps

>> No.21130633

>>21130622
wait, than what attacks cows?

>> No.21130635

>>21130602
Her saliva would contain a potent aphrodisiac
>Chupacabra bites a Holst or a Weresheep
>They go into rape mode

>> No.21130647

>>21130633
Nothing? Maybe you got your stuff mixed up

>> No.21130648

>>21130633
Vampire bats, usually.

>> No.21130675

>>21130622
still hot

>> No.21130687

>>21130635
now thats symbiosis

>> No.21130695

>>21130633
Aliens abduct them.

>> No.21130696
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>>21130675

>> No.21130716
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>>21130047
Is there a lewd, cum variant to the Kuroferuru cover like there of the Bapho-chan cover?

>> No.21130718

>>21130696
Baphos be afraid of the menace beyond the wall

>> No.21130721

>>21130601
*laughs in ear-fuck*

>> No.21130725

>>21130716
I don't like Baphomets in general (although she is probably my favorite if I would have to choose) but I would join Kuro's Sabbath with my waifu.

>> No.21130732

>>21130725
I'm not a loli person at all, but I love baphos to death, and I don't know why. They're the only lolis I could ever accept, so if I were to join Kuro's sabbath, it'd be to snatch her as a wife.

>> No.21130735

>>21130622
>chupacabra attacks baphos
welp looks like i won't have to buy another can of LOLI-OUT window and porch spray anymore

>> No.21130751
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>>21130735
Imagine being this terrified of little girls.

>> No.21130763

>>21130751
Everyone is a gangsta until one of those smug little shits come to visit.

>> No.21130768

>>21130735
>LOLI-OUT window and porch spray

I'm guessing it smells like old lady

>> No.21130770

>>21130735
>tired of constant harassment and tresspassing by lolis
>build apartments on 2nd story
>next time a group of delinquent baphos show up they just see several pairs of red hungry eyes and muffled spanish wispering

>> No.21130772

>>21130735
>>21130751
>There's a whole cabal of baphomets trying to get past anon's security so they can convert him to lolis
Sabbath scouts are terrifying

>> No.21130774

>>21130696
Gonna carry her in her blanket to keep that goat max comfy

>> No.21130782
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>>21130763
You just have to be firm with them.

>> No.21130805

>>21130464
Fuck off with your generic hentai plot shit

>> No.21130816

>>21130464
That's pretty hot.
>>21130805
>implying mge isn't generic hentai plot shit with a few extra safety nets
Not that it's a bad thing but come on, at least be aware of the thread you're in

>> No.21130818
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>>21130805
This is bait

Still though, Tezcat should be femdom

>> No.21130832

>>21130818
Is what he posted not?

>> No.21130845

New muscle warrior cat is fierce and frightening!

>> No.21130855

>>21130805
What is considered a generic hentai plot anyways? Vanilla? The word "generic" makes me think of a scenario where you try to roleplay something with your waifu, but she's a shit actress so it ends up being quite weird.

>> No.21130892

>Tries to write a thing
>Realize I can only write D&D-style backstories
Well shit.
I'm still gonna finish it though. It's fun writing stories about your waifu.

>> No.21130895

>>21130892
>D&D-style backstories
Isn't that how you are supposed to write anyways? Instead of past tense you just use present.

>> No.21130907

>>21130895
I mean it kinda becomes like a biography rather than a "story" and I'm not sure writing it present tense will solve that.

>> No.21130942

When you and your wife get married, would you do the typical wedding things like throw a bouquet, feed each other the cake, have her father walk her down the isle, carry her across the theshold of your home, or have your honeymoon night in your wedding clothes?

>> No.21130952

>>21130942
Some of those thing, yes. other's just seam annoying. I want to eat my own cake damn it!

>> No.21130956

>>21130942
A couple, probably she got her own traditions

>> No.21130967

>>21130942
i prefer a humble wedding in a nice rural area like out of a jim hansel painting but exchanging cowbells instead of rings

>> No.21130970

>>21130942
We might have a similar ceremony when we get soul married, but that would be after our daughteru is born so she can do it with us. In the ultimate dream we'd be able to move back and forth between this universe and my waifu's, so maybe we would have a traditional wedding ceremony over here for my side of the family some time after meeting.

>> No.21130982

>>21130907
I guess it's all about styles. There are people out there that can write stories in a biography-like manner, just restructuring the action to be more specific and adding thought here and there. I particularly love first person stories but damn those are hard to write.

>> No.21130990

>>21130942
I imagine us being married in a ritual of soul marriage in a church dedicated to Hel. She would wear maybe a wedding veil with her normal Night Gaunt slime on her body. Other than those need to perform the ritual I would prefer to keep the ceremony small with us exchanging wedding rings containing magic gems containing each others mana. After the ceremony we would fly home to our cave for our wedding night and maybe spend a few weeks in some exotic spirit realm for a honeymoon.

>> No.21130994
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>mosquito bites doesn't feel itchy anymore
I'm gonna get married to one of these if I get isekai'd to the MGE world aren't I

>> No.21131008

>>21130994
Yes, and she'll have mosquito bites

>> No.21131011

>>21130994
>one
several

>> No.21131018

>>21130994
Even if they don't itch anymore imagine having to fend off hordes of them every night while trying to sleep. Tropical MG lands must be hell.

>> No.21131037

>>21130942
It's a BIG ceremony.

>> No.21131055

>>21130994
Okay Johnny, just keep your bug bites to yourself.

>> No.21131057

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21131062

>>21129768
So the new girl is a spic?

>> No.21131069
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>>21131062
Yes

>> No.21131072
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>>21131057

>> No.21131079

>>21131072
Pasta, faggot always spam it, you know what to do

>> No.21131090

>>21131079
Don't reply to that dumb cunt either. He always comes around pretending to be oblivious to what shitposting is, probably the same faggots.

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>> No.21131109
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>>21131062
They're just looking for husbands in MGE Mexico and Texas anon.

>> No.21131113
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>>21130772
>when you end up getting converted to lolidom because of those amazing Sabbath Scout cookies

>> No.21131114

>>21131057
I think you have us confused with /monster/.

>> No.21131118

>>21131109
The battle of the Alamo is going to be very different for them.

>> No.21131126

>>21131108
can Cupids fly with their wings or are they just accessory?

>> No.21131152

>>21131118
I am not well versed in the geography, but shouldn't MGE Texas have rattlesnake lamias to fight for them?

>> No.21131154

>>21131108
>There’s not enough love in this world.

>> No.21131156

>>21130816
I'd rather not humor faggots who make NegaWalker look like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

>> No.21131160

>>21131108
”WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?”

>> No.21131169

>>21131108
quick give her your love. If you dont shes going to shoot up a university with demon silverbullets.

>> No.21131171

>>21131113
damn thin mints, making me into a femdom lolis. should've gotten the Savannah smiles and get into brown lolis instead

>> No.21131172

>>21131108
Cupid's have such fucking great outfits, I don't know what I want to grope first.

>> No.21131180 [DELETED] 

>gays and trannies are forbidden
>dykes are forced to love the cock
>blacks are considered the monsters they are and thus turned into monstergirls
>women can't live without dick, meaning no feminists
>loyalty from thots is magically enforced, meaning no stacies
>your own daughters want to fuck you, meaning you don't have to suffer the ultimate cucking that is raising a daughter
Is Kenkou Cross secretly based and quite possibly redpilled?

>> No.21131181

>>21131108
>tfw acrophobia
nope

>> No.21131182

>>21131152
they should have cactus cats and chupacabras

>> No.21131186

>>21131152
I always knew that snake girls are mankind's best lovers.

>> No.21131192
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21131192

Hey, Onii-chan! Remember to ignore bait.

>> No.21131197

>>21131192
I want to bait little Bapho-chan into vigorous oral sex by slathering my dick in honey and waving it in front of her face!

>> No.21131200

>>21131197
That's what you do to Alices.

>> No.21131203

>>21131197
The only acceptable kind of bait

>> No.21131205

>>21131197
she's not a bear, big brother. dip your dick into some chocolate and tell her you got candy. she'll come lick that shit

>> No.21131206

>>21131200
Do Alices have gag reflexes? This is important.

>> No.21131208
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>>21131197
Jeez Onii-chan! That's pathetic! If you want something so badly you'll have to take it yourself.

>> No.21131209

Are Amazons and Ocelomeh in the same jungle?
Do they fight over men?

>> No.21131210

>>21131206
no

>> No.21131211

>>21131186
I will stand steadfast with our lamias before we ever fall to feline brutes and their false god. Come to think of it, snakes had a pretty decent influence in the founding of our country, what with “Join or Die” and the ever popular no step on snek

>> No.21131214

>>21131192
>>21131208
>Baphomet
That's just a regular human.

>> No.21131216

>>21131206
Just asking means you're too lazy to...work around it...

>> No.21131220

>>21131209
No, Amazons are South Americans while Ocelomeh are Africans. Those jungle cats would be fighting with Pharaohs, Khepri and Grape Snakes over men.

>> No.21131225

>>21131209
Between the two of them, I'll go with the catgirls every time.

>> No.21131227

>>21131210
Weak. Why can't her gag reflex be like her hymen, she gets over it easily but it always comes back when she has a chance to regenerate? It'd be really hot to teach her how to give oral sex without gagging every single day.

>> No.21131228

>>21131197
>in honey

>> No.21131231

>>21131206
Only if you pinch her nose closed while your dick is down her throat.

>> No.21131233

>>21131209
I like to think the Amazons live on isolated Not!Greek islands, so in my mind, no

>> No.21131235

>>21131220
>Ocelomeh are Africans

>> No.21131237

>>21131220
>Ocelomeh are Africans.
anon...

>> No.21131236

>>21131228
I chose honey because it rhymes with cunny!

>> No.21131238

>>21131220
The Amazoness is Greek mythology. The Ocelomeh are Aztec.

>> No.21131241

>>21131220
>jaguars with a clear, obvious aztec theme
>african
You are so fucking dumb

>> No.21131243

>>21131192
$100 says that girl is a 1,000 year old baphomet

>> No.21131253

>>21131113
The cookies are gross, overrated and overpriced. I’d much prefer making my own cookies.

Besides, how does the cookie selling thing teach them entrepreneurship anyway? Prices are set and they have branding, all they have to do is camp out and sell. Something like a lemonade stand where they have to make all the decisions like cost, production, budgeting and advertising would be much more meaningful.

>> No.21131255

>>21131236
you are going to attract bees more likely.

>> No.21131260

>>21131220
Someone needs more tutoring with Ms. Haku

>> No.21131262

Remember anons, ocelomeh are Aztec, and if you can't remember that, you will be provided to one

>> No.21131268

>>21131260
I need tutoring with Ms Haku, in privates in a soundproof windowless room that locks from the inside

>> No.21131272

>>21131253
The virgin Sabbath Scout cookies vs. The CHAD Tanuki Lemonade

>> No.21131280

>>21131272
This guy gets it.

>> No.21131282
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>>21131260

>> No.21131289

>>21131262
>you will be provided to one
U-uh I really uh, like how KC is delving into AFRICAN mythos with the Ocelomeh... which are NOT from Aztec culture, b-but AFRICAN
heh heh, genius

>> No.21131298

>>21131272
>Tanuki """Lemonade"""

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>>21131282

>> No.21131314

>>21131220
>Ocelomeh are Africans.
Your brain on...

>> No.21131315

>>21130942
Wouldn't do any of that

>> No.21131316

>>21131235
>>21131237
>>21131238
>>21131241
If it's brown it's from the Congo.

>> No.21131321

>>21131220
Are you sure you're not a Kappa with how deep the top of your skull must be?

>> No.21131328

>>21131316
Or Wonderland.

>> No.21131330

>>21131289
>Jaguar girl hits anon over the back of his head, knocking him out cold
>”fucking idiot”
>she drags him away to her house to start raping the shit out of him

>> No.21131331

>>21131069
Delicious

>> No.21131334
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>>21131298
aw yiss
coon piss

>> No.21131336

>>21131298
>(((Tanuki))) “““Lemonade”””

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>>21131298
>Made with Love in Every Glass

>> No.21131341

>>21131253
You don't understand, anon. It's not about entrepreneurship. They sell the cookies to get potential onii-chans to join them. Certain boxes of cookies are laced with special Sabbath-made aphrodisiacs that incite lust towards lolis, and the lust can only be sated by a member of that sabbath. The special boxes are handed out to the men that catch their eye. The money is merely a bonus on the side. Fun little fact though, in addition to the universal types of cookies that each sabbath sells, they say that each sabbath has their own type of cookie that is unique to that specific sabbath scout program.

>> No.21131343

>>21131334
This is the worst thing I've read all day. Thanks anon.

>> No.21131349

>>21131316
Man you’re dumb

>> No.21131353

>>21131330
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
Little does she know I'm a history buff, so I'll annoy her with Aztec trivia
Making her rape me harder
I'm a fucking genius

>> No.21131354

>>21131339
Haha imagine getting drunk of her lemonade and then stumbling into her bosom, then she wraps you up in her tail as a joke haha

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>>21131211
Plus we have snake handling churches!

>> No.21131365

>>21131354
>Hag selling lemonade
Now that’s a real cake

>> No.21131368

>>21131341
So there's multiple unique versions of thin mints?

>> No.21131369

>>21131359
>snake handling churches!
>ywn go to Church only to have your faith tested courtesy of a very large lamia with very large fangs and an extremely deadly neurotoxin

>> No.21131371

>>21131359
Shirohebis just surround you and start chanting "one of us" until you join though.

>> No.21131377

>>21131365
She can help but give it away for free to a strapping young lad.

>> No.21131380

>>21131371
>Accidentally grab a man primed to alp
>He really does become one of them

>> No.21131381

>>21131339
Y-you mean cunny juice?

>> No.21131383
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>>21131343
is it better straight from the tap, or after it's run down a length of thigh?

>> No.21131384

>>21131339

>> No.21131392

>>21131369
>She’s actually just the minister’s daughter who has had her eye on you since you met in the church’s daycare
>You’re too young to remember, but she would often coil around your chest while playing.

>> No.21131403

>>21131359
I'd rather join a chaos cult that worships the monsters of the abyss in not-New England.

>> No.21131405

>>21131403
Is the clam chowder still good?

>> No.21131408

>>21131316
What?

>> No.21131410

>>21131403
>not joining the lamia handling church in not-Appalachia
repent sinner

>> No.21131413

>>21131405
Clam Chaowdah
FTFY

>> No.21131423

>>21131413
It's naht your fahult.

>> No.21131433

>>21131423
Gahtta go git my cah at da cah pahk

>> No.21131446

Sandworms are the stinkiest girls.

Change my mind.

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>>21131446
Ahem

>> No.21131464

>>21131433
Gonna git dose fish at da arbor.

>> No.21131472

>>21131446
Undead
Aquatics
Trolls
Devil bugs
Beelzebub
High orc
Probably akaname
I imagine Wonderland girls probably stink too.

>> No.21131473

>>21131459
I wanna sniff her feet and armpits

>> No.21131483

>>21131472
Why would Wonderland girls stink?

>> No.21131485

>>21131446
high orcs and trolls canonically have strong body odors

>> No.21131487

>>21131483
They seem like the least likely to bathe.

>> No.21131490

>>21131487
What? They would even sing and have tea parties while taking a bath

>> No.21131492

>>21131473
Go ahead! Sniff anywhere! Her tummy! Her hair! Her hands! Her butthole! Sniff to your heart's content!

>> No.21131499

>>21131459
I'd sniff a h'orc pussy.
I'd sniff a h'orcs ass.
I'd sniff a h'orcs mouth so much you wouldn't be able to pull my nose away from her mouth.

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>>21131126
That's one of the mysteries about them for me, if their wings just happen to look like ribbons or if they wear ribbons that look like wings. Even moreso for the houri. It doesn't help that neither the cupid nor houri profile mentions wings at all.

>> No.21131518

>>21131499
Don't let your H'Orc wife bathe, it could weaken her stench. More particularly, don't let her brush her teeth, if she can speak and you don't get a boner, something's wrong.

>> No.21131526

>disgusting smell fetish trash
You're on the wrong board, take that autism to /d/.

>> No.21131527

>>21131526
144p bait

>> No.21131530

>>21131518
I'd want her to lick my face and rub herself into me hard, so that I reek of her scent.

>> No.21131531

>>21131526
Rude.

>> No.21131537

>>21131487
I feel like that it'd mostly be the jubjubs that are smelly.

>> No.21131538

>>21131518
Fuck off now that’s just disgusting
Are you fucking replying to yourself?

>> No.21131539

>>21131518
>tfw you will never sleep every night with your face buried in a H'Orcs armpit

>> No.21131540

>>21131526
t. probably defends cumflation and "thick" posting

>> No.21131542

>>21131526
I take it you don't read the profiles

>> No.21131543

>>21131540
>if you don't like one thing that means you like these other things!!!
Based and retardpilled.

>> No.21131546

>>21131530
Deal with the consequences Anon, when you get on the train, or wagon if you're in a fantasy setting, other mgs will be so intimidated and threatened by your wife's smell, they will scoot away from you.

>> No.21131548

>>21131527
>>21131540
t. /d/ shitters mad at being called out

And you'll never see me having anything nice to say about inflation or fatshit either.

>> No.21131549

i wanna be emotionally neglected by a dark-skinned rapecat in public!

>> No.21131553

>>21131540
Cumflation doesn't need defending.

>> No.21131554

>>21131543
I made certain to cover my ass by saying "probably", sir.

>> No.21131558

>>21131548
Read the profiles

>> No.21131560

>Like scents and stuff like that.
>Have to deal woth /d/ faggots taking it way to seriously.
I hate you anons.

>> No.21131566

>>21131548
too bad i'm gonna bulge and inflate a myconid with my spore fueled penis

>> No.21131567

>>21131560
>tfw no minotaur gf who smells, oddly, like Tang orange drink

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>>21131560

>> No.21131593

Which MGC mob(s) could you escape?

>the high school yankee gang consisting of a muscular ogre, a strongfat oni and soft cyclops who firmly assert themselves as pioneers of the reverse mating press
>a secret club of three busty, haughty dark mages out to pedomorph you for a lengthy /ss/
>A small army of around 50 lolis and a bapho that want to make you their big brother for life
>A hellhound, jinko, and ocelomeh that each represent a different corner of the sex appeal triangle (tits, butts, thighs).
>A sexually frustrated shirohebi childhood friend
>Three identical kitsune triplets in business suits involved in the mofu mafia, each separately racing to make you cum three times for that ticket to free marriage

>> No.21131597

>>21131593
option 3 cause I don't like loli

>> No.21131598

>>21131593
Where are the mice

>> No.21131612

>>21131593
Second and fifth would be the easiest for me.

>> No.21131615

>>21131593
where's the mershark pirate syndacate that worships a mer-whale that causes rain just by existing?

>> No.21131620

>>21131593
I like how a sexually frustrated Shirohebi is equal to a whole mob.

>> No.21131637

>>21131593
shirohebi would be difficult but i don't think i could outrun the triangle

>> No.21131641
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>tfw wife will never give you a tongue-bath

>> No.21131647

>>21131583
Yes thats what i mean.

>> No.21131650

>>21131459
I want to bait a high p'orc to violate me, and then turn the tables on her by being a bigger pervert in regards to her body.

>> No.21131655

>when the Ocelomeh gets into the cat nip

>> No.21131664

>>21131598
Three blind mice

>> No.21131665

>>21131641
i want a rough ocelem tongue

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>>21131560

>> No.21131675

>>21131655
They'll hold you tight against their chest and roll around with you.

>> No.21131676

>>21131598
Maybe they don’t count because the large mouse and dormouse gangs like to act like hot shit, but are really just kinda chuuni and cringy? Like those kids who pretend to have gang affiliations but never been in a single fight their entire lives.

>> No.21131683

>>21131641
Sandworms give their hubbies tonguebaths everyday all day.

>> No.21131690

>>21131593
I'm pretty sure the only one I'd one to escape is the lolis. Any of the others I'd be fine with. It's not extortion if I want it right?

>> No.21131703

>>21131446
Bubble Slimes

>> No.21131704

>>21131593
Unclear. Please discuss their tactics further. Perhaps an in-depth description of each scenario?

>> No.21131711

>>21131676
>anons mouse classmates all huddle behind him whenever a fight break outs
>once it’s over they jump out and pretend as if they could’ve taken both sides on at once
Sounds like a recipe for disaster

>> No.21131721

>>21131598
The 15-4-77 mice on main? They're more of a greaser dance troupe than anything. I've never heard of them doing anything all that outrageous outside of catcalling and trying to use peer pressure to twist the arms of single men at bars. You'd be surprised how stressful it is to have a mouse girl suggest casual sex with a crowd of other mouse girls staring you down and snapping their fingers.

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>>21131459

>> No.21131761
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March Hares,Tanukis, and normal Wererabbits hqve confused me. They have mofu on their shins? And it's just SUPER poofy?

>> No.21131767

>>21131761
Knowing KC it's probably just clothing.

>> No.21131797

>>21131761
Yes. You got a problem with that?

>> No.21131802
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>>21131761
All the better to leglock you with, dear. Or perhaps a calming thigh pillow while you sleep peacefully.

>> No.21131809

>>21131797
Nah, just anatomically unusual
>>21131802
That's what I'm talking about, why have just thigh pillows when you can Entire Leg Pillows!

>> No.21131816

>>21131797
I got a big problem with that

>> No.21131829

Accidentally playing Monster Mash at afterwork karaoke with your drunk MG coworkers!

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>> No.21131837

How hard would it be for the pizza boy to get to you and the waifu? How treacherous is the journey?

>> No.21131839

>>21131816
What are you gunna do about it then, alp?

>> No.21131845

>>21131837
We'd live in a normal house in a normal city anon, not that hard.

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>>21131836

>> No.21131858

>>21131836
>>21131852
scary!

>> No.21131874

>>21131836
Is she trying to hurt him

>> No.21131876

>>21131837
>How treacherous is the journey?
it gets made into a trilogy book series.

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>>21131767
I wouldn't say that, with KC there's just as good a chance that its fur.

>> No.21131918

>>21131852
So did she grow up or did she transform?

>> No.21131926

>>21131836
>"Sorry, I'm not into kids."

>>21131852
>"Then how about a woman?"

>> No.21131939

>>21131852
always nice to see medusa art where the hair is actual snakes and not regular hair that nonsensically turns into snakes halfway down

>> No.21131946

>>21131939

what about hair that turns into snakes, then turns into dicks at the end

>> No.21131985

>>21131802
Put me down for one of each

>> No.21131993

>>21131946
Kill yourself

>> No.21132023

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to be ready for work after a vacation.
Some of the single gals may have missed you while you were gone.

>> No.21132064

>>21132023
What if i'm on leave for a year? Hopefully my MG coworkers won't stalk me while i enjoy my free time.

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21132089

>>21132023
>Go on vacation to the jungle
>Come back married
Well now what?

>> No.21132101

>>21132089
Disappointed groans and maybe a rushed proposal.

>> No.21132107
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21132107

>>21132064
>Thinking you can escape that easily
I give it a week before you start hearing the baying of the hound girls

>> No.21132109

>>21132089
For a very hostile and aggressive MG everyone is drawing them way too relaxed and chill

>> No.21132113

>>21132023
Are you sure? Demon bosses seem to get pouty and moody for a while when their employee comes back after anlong vacation. They're probably irritated at the lack of progress being made, so maybe it's best to avoid them until it all blows over.

>> No.21132122

>>21132107
Hey i have a paid year and lots of free time, i can probably escape for a while. It will be the most fun game of cat and mouse ever.

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>>21132122
>Paid leave
Come on, anon, your Pharaoh wants you back she clearly misses you and just wants to make sure you're okay and don't forget to clock in

>> No.21132133

Is it unethical to turn zombies into lolis so that they are easier to handle?

>> No.21132140

>>21132133
Is it unethical to turn lolis into zombies ?

>> No.21132148

>>21131874
She's trying to love him but he's not a pedophile, so she improved herself>>21131852

>> No.21132150

>>21132109
It's all a part of their plan, anon

>> No.21132152

>>21132133
Perhaps, but that wouldn't stop me from making them a bunch of pai lolis....along with maybe a few very tall, extra buff ones.

>> No.21132155

>>21132140
Not if you legally purchase the material to be turned into a zombie.

>> No.21132156

>>21132152
>Horde of pai-lolis zombies attacks.
Sounds great!

>> No.21132159

>>21132130
Pharaohs with Tanuki mentalities must be very dangerous businesswomen.

>> No.21132166

>>21132124
Source

>> No.21132167

>>21132089
Barb is pretty good.

>> No.21132174
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21132174

>>21132166
Baalbuddy

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21132188

>>21132174
>Shoggoth failing to trick a man into becoming her forced master
A day for Kiki celebration

>> No.21132194

>>21132188
This image is making me spurt and i dont know why. I'm not even a fan of kikis.

>> No.21132201

>>21132188
These two are having sex aren't they?

>> No.21132203

>>21132194
Because molesting maids while they work is the best feeling ever, regardless of race.

>> No.21132205

>>21132201
Yeah it was anal

>> No.21132211
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21132211

>>21132188
Sneak Attack on your monster girl

>> No.21132214

>>21132203
True. the idea of giving her surpise creampies while she works is pretty great.

>> No.21132218

>>21132174
Thanks

>> No.21132270

I want to let my Kobold waifu spend hours playing with and suckling on my balls!

>> No.21132277

>>21132270
Agreed

>> No.21132295

I want to surprise my Dear Hatter Wife on her unbirthday with cake and iced cream!

>> No.21132298
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21132309

>>21132298
>Elves making beer
I bet it's non-alcoholic

>> No.21132311

>>21132295
>iced cream!
What, heavy cream with ice in it? Wonderland sure is a strange place.

>> No.21132325

>>21132311
Wait 'till you hear about their stroganoff!

>> No.21132368
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21132368

>>21132311
I guess it could get pretty thick and heavy if I prepare it correctly!

>> No.21132382

>>21129768
Do Ocelomeh beat up their husbands with their weapons while having sex with them or is it only used pre-sex?

>> No.21132383

>>21132270
>Trying to play vidya while your waifu plays with your balls
>Of course if you game over she starts all over again

>> No.21132387

>>21132382
yes.

>> No.21132388

I hate that I can write down ideas for shit but when it comes to the ins and outs of writing it out mind goes blank. Or overthinking takes over. Just don’t want to greentext fucking everything because it at times feels lazy.

>> No.21132392

>>21132382
I doubt it would be necessary. From the sound of it you wouldn't be able to withstand insertion after taking a direct hit from that blade.

Not that I haven't imagined them using it anyway once you're inside.

>> No.21132402

>>21132388
Try writing/listing/putting in chronological order the events of the story in simple sentences, then expanding on each until it's the way you like, idk

>> No.21132405

>>21132383
I was thinking very much along those lines anon, yes. I don't think I'd be able to concentrate very well though, with how much she'd be enjoying it and how enthusiastic she'd be about it it'd be quite difficult to look away, not to mention what she's actually doing.

>> No.21132409

>>21132382
id be okay if she beat me with it while forcing me to lick her belly

>> No.21132410

>>21131593
Gimme that Shirohebi

>> No.21132417

Imagine an Order rookie detecting mamono mana in a guy, then knocking him down as a heretic to take him and interrogating him..... and the Rookie finding out he is married to an Ocelomeh.

>> No.21132421

>>21132417
Nobody here gives even half a shit about the Order anon.

>> No.21132422

>>21129768
Can Ocelomehs have abs?

>> No.21132428

>>21132422
Ask one yourself

>> No.21132436

>>21132422
what about barbed penises

>> No.21132446

>>21132417
>Incubus Losing to a normal human
>Ocelomeh Incubus losing to a normal human
No.

>> No.21132447

>>21129768
Sandpaper pussy.

>> No.21132462

Besides her pussy, what is your waifu's most sensitive spot? The one where if you touch it it'll instantly get her going.

>> No.21132469
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21132469

>>21132462
her testigles

>> No.21132473

>>21132462
Base of tail or ears. Tummy too.

>> No.21132476

>>21132311
>>21132368
What if it was iced, like a pastry? Cream with icing on it!

>> No.21132477

>>21132462
the part of her stomach where her womb is.

>> No.21132479

>>21132382
>TFW no sexy jaguar GF to hold a knife to your throat while she rapes you

>> No.21132497

>>21132462
belly or the base of her horns

>> No.21132498

>>21131593
I could probably get away from the childhood friend (because who can't escape one of those) and maybe the gang, presuming their activities aren't fully condoned at school. The rest have too many numbers/resources/skills for me to reliably escape. That said, I'd probably just go for the kitsune triplets to avoid all the bullshit, though it might spark a gang war.

>> No.21132505

>>21132462
>waifu
The back of her throat.
Her breasts.
Her tummy.

>daughteru
Her butt.
Her nipples.
Her neck.

>> No.21132511

>>21132505
Flip-floppy fin ears and nipples for one. Holding the back of her neck in general would really get her going, though.

>> No.21132527

>>21132422
Yes the can

>> No.21132541

>>21132505
DO NOT choke your daughteru

>> No.21132562

>>21132505
Neck stuff is pretty hot, one of my little ones also enjoys having her neck played with and getting choked.

>> No.21132585

>>21132446
I mean, if your waifus ideal version of their husband is a weakling...

>> No.21132606

>>21132541
She's not much for hard choking anon, and neither am I. She much prefers kissing, holding and tickling, I might full-on choke her if things get really heated but not enough for it to really affect her breathing too much.

>>21132562
Kinky daughterus are the best daughterus anon.

>> No.21132630

>>21132462
Inner thighs and waist are both touchy areas, she gets very flustered and hot if I kiss her there. She's very sensitive in the armpits but it really just makes her ticklish. Licking her abs is also fun, but more for me than her. She'd rather I just kissed her.

Anything pressing against her back works too, but that makes her more happy than horny. I really put my back into it when I massage her shoulders and back, and often make a point of hugging her from behind and pressing in. She immediately relaxes and softens. Bonus points if I bury my face in her hair or tail while I'm at it.

>> No.21132639

>>21132585
If thats the case why would that huaband be anywhere that he can be captured and hauled back to order territory before the ocelomeh finds out.

>> No.21132648 [DELETED] 

>>21131057
Based and monsterpilled
>>21131072
>>21131079
>>21131090
>>21131114
Cringe and niggerpilled

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21132651

>>21132462
her entire body

>> No.21132653

>>21132462
Her tail

>> No.21132655 [DELETED] 

>>21132462
Her left nut. When I touch her there she comes instantly in my tight ass.

>> No.21132661

>>21132462
Definitely her mouth.

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>>21132462
Head, she's a slut for pats.

>> No.21132667

Loli monsters in slightly too tight ballet outfits!

>> No.21132674

>>21132667
Ballet-dancers have tight, powerful bodies.

>> No.21132681

>>21132667
>>21132674
>tfw never be able to watch Sabbath ballet class led by Bapho-chan

>> No.21132683

>>21132447
Hot

>> No.21132685

>>21132667
My daughteru is a little too clumsy for something as graceful as ballet, but those outfits are absolutely top tier.

>> No.21132690

>Head maid sets up a whiteboard with every maid's name on it
>Adds a tally mark every time said maid has sex with their master
>Becomes incredibly pouty if she doesn't have the most tally marks

>> No.21132696

>>21132690
What happens when she catches one of them adding extra marks to her line or removing marks from others?

>> No.21132701

>>21132696
She chops off one of their fingers

>> No.21132705

>>21132696
Either she erases them and reprimands the maid responsible with her state of the art S&M gear that she bought because she thought master was into it, or forces the maid to have sex with the master making up the tally marks

>> No.21132707

>>21132705
>reprimands the maid responsible with her state of the art S&M gear
Now that's how you know you've got a great head maid!

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21132712

Good night /mgt/, I hope you all find happiness some day. Even if our waifus never become real, we've all suffered. Some of us more than others. Regardless, I think you all deserve a happy ending.

Don't give up anon. I believe in you.

>> No.21132713 [DELETED] 

>>21131299
Look at that brapper

>> No.21132717

>>21132696
It would made no sense. If she adds to herself then she would be cheating herself since she didn't actually have sex with master. But if she takes some from other maids then it might provoke master to have sex more often with them to compensate.

The maid game is the only game where you lose if you cheat.

>> No.21132719

>>21132712
Bless you, based Kiki poster.

>> No.21132735

>>21132712
You should know by now that reality doesn't have a happy ending.

>> No.21132740

>>21132735
Happiness is where you find it.

>> No.21132744

>>21132712
Fuck off

>> No.21132750

>>21132744
Grumps get Yeti'd.

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21132767

>>21132462
She has a very obvious weak spot. I'd love to roll it in my hands.

>> No.21132773

In the previous thread, and on previous occasions, I have seen people say KC screwed up with Humpty Egg.

Why? Looks like average profile to me.

>> No.21132783

>>21132773
They're fine.

>> No.21132786

>>21132773
t. toddlercon

>> No.21132788

>>21132773
Technically, you’re fucking a fetus. It’s slimes so the biology is messed up anyway, but it’s still a really disturbing concept.

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21132792

>>21132740
>piness is where you find it

>> No.21132799

>>21132773
Very very niche, humpties have almost no mass appeal. To be fair though KC was trying to make something sexy out of humpty dumpty, which is a challenge. He stretched it about as far as he possibly could.

>> No.21132803

>>21132788
With all the kinds of messed up shit you get to fuck in this setting, i don't think that's a good argument against it.

>> No.21132805

>>21132786
>>21132788
Imagine being such a sociopath that you can't even make your own judgements.

>> No.21132824

>>21132562
What kind of choking are we talking here?

>> No.21132826

>>21132805
you what?

>> No.21132830

>>21132767
Would slimes with cores ever place a fake core in their body so when someone grabs it they get sucked in instead

>> No.21132843

>>21132786
Toddlercon is A-OK-#1 anon.

>> No.21132845

>>21132830
Tricky dark slimes might make 4 or 5 fake cores to float around with the real one.

>> No.21132851

>>21132845
>>21132830
That's a good idea, and it seems in-character for a Dark Slime to do something sly like that.

>> No.21132867

>>21132826
zeitgeist

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21132872

>>21132867
Oh yeah man, that Jesus, he's totally a fraud

>> No.21132923

>>21132867
would you stop speaking dutch and just explain why you're willing to die on a hill in regards to fucking fetuses??

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21132947

>>21132845
>>21132851
>Dark Slime bully has Anon cornered in the utility closet
>Teases him and taunts him to fight back
>Fully exposes her slime core telling Anon all her has to do it grab it
>Anon drives his hand into her chest just about to touch the slime core
>Suddenly another slime core shows up, then another and another
>Dark Slime grins and tells Anon he has to choose the right one or he'll be leaving this closet a non-virgin
>After long consideration Anon finally grabs a slime core and squeezes it
>Dark Slime suddenly convulses and starts to melt like the Wicked Witch of the West
>Anon breathes a sigh of relief but right as he steps over her she springs up entrapping Anon
>Giggles and whispers into Anon's ear
>"You have chosen poorly"

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21132949

Which species would make the best goth girl? I had a dream last night that gives me a craving for one.

>> No.21132958

>>21132949
That depends on the dream anon.

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21132964

>>21132949

>> No.21132968

>>21132958
I followed her on a random bus in a town I've never been in. I followed her to her apartment. She invited me in. Then I woke up to the sound of heavy rain at 4 AM, feeling blueballed. She was darn pretty though.
>>21132964
This one will need to be gagged.

>> No.21132983

>>21132968
Something sneaky like a Kitsune or a Nekomata.

>> No.21132987

>>21132968
>This one will need to be gagged.
You. I like you.

>> No.21132995
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21132995

>>21132968
Here's a quieter Undead who would also make an excellent big tiddy goth gf.

>> No.21133005

>>21132995
Instructions unclear, now stuck inside goth grill

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21133007

Which monster best fits this scenario?

>> No.21133013
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21133013

>>21133007
Devil

>> No.21133021

>>21133005
That's a Wisps signature move! The "Eternity snare"

>> No.21133029

>>21133007
Cheshire.

>> No.21133088

>>21133007
>Little delinquent
High orc or hellhound would fit well. Not just smug but mouth like a sailor.

>> No.21133091

>>21133007
Alp.

>> No.21133152

>>21132773
> Fucking the aborted fetus of your jubjub daughter
> "Looks like average profile to me"
I'd still scramble that egg like there's no tomorrow, but I'm from when the monstergirl thread was exclusive to /d/, so...

>> No.21133159

>>21132767
> 1-foot-diameter spherical detachable clitoris
Slimes are weird man

>> No.21133168

>>21133152
They're literally not aborted though. They are still alive and can still reproduce.

>> No.21133170

>>21133152
It's not aborted, just impatient. The family gatherings must be a hell of a thing, though.

>> No.21133173

>>21132773
Honestly, the only profiles he ever screwed up on are the siths but that's because good concepts were given to degenerate retards

>> No.21133174

>>21133007
Large mouse. Alternatively, Loli Nurarihyon.

>> No.21133177

>>21133173
Furries do not care about siths.

>> No.21133189

>>21132773
I think the main problem is that jubjubs are nicer than humpties but every humpty means one less jubjub

>> No.21133200

>>21133177
i never said they did, i'm saying KC tried letting them have something, and ended up making two good concepts unbearable to think about. I like the Caitsiths profile, but i fucking hate the design. A cat girl who takes you to a kingdom to get punished (By fucking you for the rest of your life) if you so much as harm a cat is one of my favorite concepts in MGE, and it was wasted on a fucking furry.

>> No.21133208

>>21133200
We know catfucker, you lay out the exact same rant every time you get the chance.

>> No.21133220

>>21133200
>i'm saying KC tried letting them have something
No he didn't. Furries aren't a thing in Japan.

>> No.21133224

>>21133220
unmetaphorically incorrect

>> No.21133231

>>21133220
>Furries aren't a thing in Japan.
Are you retarded or just fucking around?

>> No.21133242

>>21133231
They exist by one definition of the word, but it's not the definition of "furry" that people actually use.

>> No.21133243

>>21133208
>We know catfucker, you lay out the exact same rant every time you get the chance.
To be fair, half of these posts are the same posts from other threads with new text.

>> No.21133245

>>21133220
The western furry autism certainly isn't, but kemono is pretty big there anon.

>> No.21133249

>>21132462
her scalp.

>> No.21133267

>>21133231
>>21133245
Furry is a thing there, but not the big taking-sides issue.
The massive freakout over the siths was pretty much exclusively western.

>> No.21133278

>>21133200
>A cat girl who takes you to a kingdom to get punished (By fucking you for the rest of your life) if you so much as harm a cat is one of my favorite concepts in MGE, and it was wasted on a fucking furry.
Just headcanon yourself that the Cait Sith appears with a nekomata apprentice in tow and you get claimed by the non-disgusting catgirl as a sexual scratching post, that's how I COPE.

>> No.21133296

>>21130047
Well this confirms Runya Runya having some form of depression and/or anxiety. She really needs someone to make her feel welcome and loved.

She's such a nice Bapho too, quite close to Greilia and Marune. She deserves to be happy. But she's just to worried about being magicless.

>> No.21133302

The best way to determine if a monster girl is more dominant or subservient is by her reaction to her husband cumming on insertion.
If she starts to greedily shake her hips then she surely is dominant.
If she calms him down and goes slowly then she surely is subservient.
Sadly this test can only be reliably produced with Baphomets.

>> No.21133310

>>21133302
>my bapho girl switches between the two

>> No.21133341
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21133341

God i wish i had extra money to spend on artwork for my waifu. Though, i guess if i did, it'd be pretty fucking hard finding someone willing to draw a lewd loli.

>> No.21133379

>>21133296
She needs to study how to cast magic while unconscious. It can only go well.

>> No.21133387

>>21133341
Asking KDF for artist suggestions may very seriously be your best bet.

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21133392

>>21133341
Same. Ever since Vada drew Freya, I've been wanting to get more art of her done

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21133394

Sacrifice.

>> No.21133396

I just half-finished a number of projects I've been putting off for ages. Which MG is best for lavishing me with largely undeserved praise?

>> No.21133404

>>21133394
Nyandatte?

>> No.21133407

>>21133394
>ywn be sacrficed to the panther goddesses like >>21130464

>> No.21133409

>>21133396
Wurm. She's impressed! Life with Wurm would be like being Isaac & Miria.

>> No.21133429

>>21133394
Mofu-core's distant cousin; Mofu-lomeh.

>> No.21133437

>>21133387
To be fair, a lot of artists that draw his daughteru lewdly tend to, for lack of a better word, suck in my opinion.

>> No.21133439

>>21133437
No need to sugar coat it. Some of the lewd art he gets is god fucking awful.

>> No.21133461

>>21132462
Her breasts.

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21133540

>>21132462
I bet she has hands somewhere in those tentacle sleeve things that would totally make her heartpupil if I held them.

>> No.21133542

>>21133394
A Jaggygoowhere!

>> No.21133548

What type of monster kingdoms are there besides Lescatie and Dragonia

>> No.21133558

Remember to slap the ass of passing Kikimoras

>> No.21133572

>>21133548
The Cat Kingdom.

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21133574

>>21133558
Remember to fluff their ears, though, if you want them to stay.

>> No.21133578

>>21133558
Are there any invisibility spells I think it be fun to slap the asses of single monster girls they'll never see me coming

>> No.21133584

>>21133392
Make sure to share them when you do.

>> No.21133589

>>21133584
Will do once I find some artists who will draw her

>> No.21133597

>>21133409
>Wurm-Chan kinda gets that the grass shortener machine going vroom again is good but doesn't care about the holes in the lawn
>She doesn't understand why the pretty plastic ladies being brighter is important, but she claps when you show her anyway
The excitement sounds infectious.

>> No.21133602

>>21133578
And then you slap the ass of a girl that can sense mana or otherwise smell you and hell breaks loose.

>> No.21133668

>>21133574
Proper kiki care and upkeep will ensure a happy home environment for everyone!

>> No.21133673

>>21133578
>>21133602
What if they all knew and were only pretending

>> No.21133688

What if I just slap the ass of a passing Shirohebi?

>> No.21133694

>>21133688
She would probably go "well, I guess I have to marry him now". Have fun.

>> No.21133700

>>21133688
Luckily for you, you slapped the soft and jiggly ass of a bumbling and clumsy snek. She'd just get those weird spiral eyes and be too shocked to immediately latch onto you

>> No.21133725

>>21133558
I want to do that to my stern kiki maid and then get punished for it later!

>> No.21133729

I would like to be the guy that hugs each monster in the encyclopedia and records the results. A wandering snuggler, if you would.

>succubus
>got raped
>hellhound
>got RAPED
>tanuki
>got hired, promoted, given my own office and then raped
>yeti
>please send help

>> No.21133730
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21133730

So this is the corruption fetish and squirrel ass pounding thread, right?

>> No.21133741

>>21133730
I just learned how much media in my country lies to people about stuff I could independently verify in a matter of minutes, I feel like squirrel asses should replace these "journalists" asap.

>> No.21133742
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21133742

>>21133730
Not necessarily at the same time, but yes.

>> No.21133754

>>21133730
I want to corrupt a cute order priestess 2bh

>> No.21133775

>>21133754
>go to convent disguised as a nice church-going boy
>gift huge basket of prisoner fruits to the nuns, say they're from my family's orchard
>watch as one of the sisters tries one and heart-pupils from the taste
>sit back and wait for the inevitable crisis of faith

>> No.21133778

I want to ambush a female paladin and introduce her to a Sabbath sect

>> No.21133780

>>21133754
Same. And now with the slime potion i could even fuck her into becoming a slime carrier.

>> No.21133817

>>21133742
I think the best part of Makoto spam is that she's still almost relevant from being an info-squirrel in her own universe.
A very strong info squirrel.

>> No.21133823

>>21133775
Gotta admit. It would be pretty hot to secretly watch an order nun finger fuck herself while she eats prisoner fruits.

>> No.21133848

>>21133341
>Though, i guess if i did, it'd be pretty fucking hard finding someone willing to draw a lewd loli.
Try Joosi if you ever get the chance, he done some amazing art of that loli Pharaoh getting fucked.
>>21133392
Freya's a real cutie, it's nice to see so many Baphofags around.

>> No.21133851

>>21133729
You fool.

>> No.21133853
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21133853

I wanna fist a centaur up to my shoulder in both of her pussies and ass.

>> No.21133871
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>> No.21133875
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21133875

Demon butts drive me nuts.

>> No.21133893

>>21133875
>You will never be a demon's slave and unionize with your fellow slaves

>> No.21133895

>>21133848
Thanks.
>it's nice to see so many Baphofags around.
I feel its really thanks to the Sabbath Grimoire showing various designs and diversification of a specific species.
It really was a breath of fresh air showing how a general design can vary greatly and it definitely helped me cement my love for a tundra Bapho

>> No.21133905

>>21133871
I want to make that porcupine a mother.

>> No.21133907
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21133907

>>21133823
>chatting with a lady of the cloth, pretending to listen to her talk about the chief god and yadda yadda
>you brought a basket of prisoner fruits along, and she's been absentmindedly munching on them as she talks
>from the first bite she was blushing and her eyes were sparkling, she loved them
>she even called over the other sisters to try it
>As she takes a big bite out of her fourth one the little blemishes and imperfections of her face even out
>you try your absolute hardest not to look down at her breasts, which are steadily growing
>over the course of your conversation she gradually went from stationary to bashfully rubbing her thighs together
>you'd heard these things can cause a change in women, but you never thought it would be so fast
>her face, now a few years younger and incredibly beautiful, is sticky with the sweet juices of the fruit
>her eyes have completely turned into heart pupils, and her skin is visibly flushed
>without even thinking she removes the headpiece from her habit, and her shining hair tumbles free
>wait, aren't nuns supposed to have short hair or something?
>her expression shifts to one with bedroom eyes and slightly parted lips, huffing and hot
>she stops talking and stares into your eyes for a bit, as though she's trying to understand something new, then her gaze slowly sinks down to your groin
>she doesn't catch herself, and continues openly staring
>you decide to eat the last fruit yourself, and she finally tears her eyes away from your crotch when she hears you bite down
>"O-oh, are there none left?"
>"That's a shame... I was... I was really quite... umm..."
>she goes quiet, just panting and staring at your face
>then she moves in
>she licks the fruit juice from the corner of your mouth, and smiles
>then she licks you again
>then she just kisses you, her lips sticky with fruit juice and her breath sweeter than sugar
>two little black horns begin to poke out of her hair, and her ears grow pointed
>the other nuns are watching from a distance, more curious than appalled
>none of them seem to want to interfere, but the priest has started calling down the halls asking what's going on
>you are in so much trouble

>> No.21133918
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21133918

Dragonfags.
>Would you ever ask your waifu if you could see her true, primal form like in the Age of the Former Demon Lords?
>Do you ever take to the skies riding her Dovahkiin-style in this form, supposing she's fine with it of course?

Jabberwockfags.
>How do you cope with the fact that her primal form is disgustingly hideous?

Wurmfags
>How do you cope knowing that she can't fly like a true dragon?

>> No.21133920

>>21133907
not sure where the secretly watching her masturbate herself into corruption part is, but still hot.

>> No.21133926

>>21133918
>How do you cope with the fact that her primal form is disgustingly hideous?
By realizing it's still her and that alone makes it beautiful. How can you say you love your dragon if you couldn't look her original form in the eye and smile genuinely?

>> No.21133944

>>21133926
>How can you say you love your dragon if you couldn't look her original form in the eye and smile genuinely?
I don't know, man. But it's kinda hard with jabberwocks. https://imgur.com/a/lNDXcIU

>> No.21133945

>>21133920
I was gonna escalate for a part 2 but nuns and non-consensual corruption both kill my boner and I gotta go to bed. It's all yours.

>> No.21133956

>>21133945
Ah no problem anon. Have a good night!

>> No.21133957

>>21133918
>Would you ever ask your waifu if you could see her true, primal form like in the Age of the Former Demon Lords?
If we needed transportation, this would be a given.
>Do you ever take to the skies riding her Dovahkiin-style in this form, supposing she's fine with it of course?
I believe my answer to the first question answered this.

>> No.21133959

>>21133907
Womb tattoos absolutely belong on members of the clergy

>> No.21133963

>>21133959
I agree.
Also i would continue it, but i would probably be a different scenario.

>> No.21133964

>>21132947
Continue

>> No.21133968

>>21133959
Then by all means continue the story and give her a sexy one. Monster girl greentexts are public domain, you can make a sequel or reboot without me. I'm sure someone who likes this stuff can write it better.

>>21133963
Do it you wimp

>> No.21133976

>>21133968
It would be about a Pslime which aren't popular. Although if i finish it quick i might just write a quick ending for yours.

>> No.21134017

>>21133976
Write for yourself anon, don't be like me. I fuckin hate parasite slimes but you can write about gooey pussy all you want. I can't stop you. Moisten up that nun. She deserves it.

>> No.21134019

>>21130716
no, since the lewd Bapho version is the book cover itself, and the Kuroferuru version is just a bonus wraparound cover for comiket

>>21133296
Runya Runya does indeed deserve all the headpats

>> No.21134039

>>21131704
1) The Yankee Gang

Mob synopsis:
The yankee girls were banned from nearly every public school due to their excessive bullying of male students. They currently reside in the dorms of a girls-only private school, far away from any would-be targets. This has left them with an intense sexual frustration, making them far more dangerous than they ever were before.

Tactics:
The gang will typically use a bait girl (under blackmail or threat of physical harm) to lure an unsuspecting man to the rooftop. Then, they attempt to sexually assault their victim, and force him to submit. However, without keys to the building, they can't really stop him from running out of the building, and must resort to crude barricades in order to funnel him into disadvantageous spots.

Their goal:
To find a man with the strength of will to satisfy them all, or land a single man for each of them to ravish as their loving husband. They employ the use of a sexual position known as "reverse mating" as a means of establishing complete dominance over a man.

Your goal:
To escape from the rooftop of the dorms, and activate one of the emergency buzzers/phone lines.

Individual girl profiles:

Ogre:
Loves to work out, and really enjoys sports. Gets turned on by sweaty boys. Is probably the most aggressive during the chase, and won't hesitate to smash holes through walls in order to capture a man.

Oni:
A laid-back girl with long bangs. Is a schemer, and will often lay traps for the unwary to stumble upon. Has a fetish for forced ejaculation through the use of an onahole.

Cyclops:
A soft, plump girl with a devilishly playful attitude. Often hides herself behind doorways in order to ambush escapees. Really indulges in her motherly side, and often will smother her victim with her chest while cooing in their ear.

More detailed mob scenarios to come later

>> No.21134040

>>21134019
Gonna snug that Runya

>> No.21134074

I want to enjoy a Bapho's pudgy belly

>> No.21134159

>>21134074
How pudgy?

>> No.21134182

>>21134159
Just enough to have a fat roll

>> No.21134201

>>21133394
>bend down to pat her
>she smacks you with her sword

>> No.21134218

>>21134182
I'd bully her for being a fat loli.

>> No.21134228

>>21134182
Tubby lolis sounds nice. I want to hand feed a overweight dormouse snacks while she sits in my lap! Her favorite snack would be the one she grinds her butt against while she shifts in her sleep!

>> No.21134231

>>21134218
Like pinching her tummy and blowing raspberries on it? Even though she's mortified when you do it?

>> No.21134235

>>21133174
>Loli old man yokai
I don't think that works.

>> No.21134238

I want me and my waifu to both take dopple-potions so we can have an orgy, but only with thew two of us.

>> No.21134246

>>21134228
She must have a really hefty and plush butt, extremely soft and more than a handful

>> No.21134250

>>21134235
She could be like Shirokuto Sabbath members where actually old and wise women take the form of a young girl.

>> No.21134262

>>21134246
Definitely! I bet when she’s in the mood, she straddles you and weakly pumps her butt up and down on you while you mouth feed her sweets! Her second favorite treat is hard candy mixed with her hubby’s saliva!

>> No.21134268

>>21134231
Just pinching her tummy and calling her fat before running away because she won't be able to catch me.

>> No.21134329

Finished. Hope anons enjoy. Heading off to bed so sorry as i wont be able to answer any questions.
>Warning Pslime and Corruption
https://pastebin.com/2RZmrPJM

>> No.21134343

>>21134329
But I have a question! Why a greentext in pastebin?

>> No.21134350
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21134350

>>21134343
So Anubis-chan can archive it

>> No.21134357

>>21134350
Thanks Anubis! I want to fuck her!

>> No.21134362
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21134362

>>21134357
What a strange employee

>> No.21134377

>>21134350
Alright, I shall accept this.

>> No.21134380

>>21134362
Is that her daughter? I want to fuck her too!

I would casually approach the boss and ask if I could penetrate her pussy after work, even better if it's in her office.

>> No.21134395

>>21133918
>How do you cope knowing that she can't fly like a true dragon?
Don’t need wings when you can jump real good.

>> No.21134396
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21134396

>no work
>no place in university or college
>no prospects
>no wealth
>no dreams
>no redeemable qualities
>hopes for the future: none
>male is my sex
>Terra is my nation
>deep space is my dwelling place
>the stars my destination
Tiger, Tiger!

>> No.21134462

>>21133918
Yes to both, but it would be a struggle to have her let me ride her since she'd just want to princess carry me through the skies and I'd also have to get over my fear of heights. Also, I'd love to have her sit on a lake in her dragon form so I could give her a bath with magic.

>> No.21134604

>>21134268
No bully!
Only snug!

>> No.21134807

>>21134396
Shit OC girl from a faggot

>> No.21134812
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>> No.21134827
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21134827

>> No.21134953

>>21134812
Little Gazer must be cold.

>> No.21135017

>>21134807
Hey shut up she was MY idea regardless of who drew her

>> No.21135037
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21135037

>tfw no goth gyaru lich who talks slutty and flirty, but in a gloomy and sullen tone

>> No.21135054

>>21135037
Goth and gyaru can't fit together! It cannot be done!

>> No.21135073

>>21133296
All that R*nya R*nya deserves is fire.

>> No.21135085

Heavily pregnant Echidnas

>> No.21135087

>>21135054
Anything is possible with mamono science! Mamono science is number one!

>> No.21135090

>>21135087
You're going too far Major!

>> No.21135097

>>21135073
Rude.

>> No.21135100

>>21135037
Might fit a Banshee better imo.

>> No.21135120

>>21135100
Banshee, Lich, as long as it's a goth gyaru, I'm fine with any species. I want to listen to her talk about how she wants to "Like, do some compensated dating out behind a mausoleum" with me.

>> No.21135127
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21135127

metal slime

>> No.21135157

>>21135127
Parties too hard

>> No.21135164

>>21135127
Is that like T-1000?

>> No.21135172

>>21135157
>>21135164
Yes

>> No.21135307
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21135307

I'm going to cuddle up with a Yeti fresh from the wilderness and teach her about human society by making her watch Seinfeld.

>> No.21135315

>>21135307
Coming from a cold environment, she must know about shrinkage right?

>> No.21135316

>>21135307
>Making her watch Seinfeld
>Not letting her watch Mr. Rogers instead
Your own damn fault.

>> No.21135318

>>21135315
Don't worry, she knows how to make it bigger.

>> No.21135336

Do Ocelomehs princess carry their husbands or is it counter to the "be femdom in public 24/7" doctrine?

>> No.21135338

>>21135316
I'll take a sweet, neighborly Yeti and a Yeti who can play a sick bass line with her fluffy paws

>> No.21135343

>>21135336
Over the shoulder then.

>> No.21135346

>>21135336
Probably carrying him like this

https://i.imgur.com/y8kWo1T.png

>> No.21135392

>>21135318
There needs to be more yeti handjob art, there's one handjob and one footjob

>> No.21135422

>>21133597
I don’t understand the second one

>> No.21135431

>>21135422
One of my projects was installing lights into one of my plastic butt shelves.

>> No.21135532

>>21135431
>Butt shelves
Only prodigiously posteriored maids can do

>> No.21135547

>>21135532
Automaton with a BEEEEG rear shelf!

>> No.21135589

>>21135547
Get your model upgraded today at Grem Co.

>> No.21135615

>>21135547
>>21135589
Gyroscopically stable!
Built in vibration and warmth/cooling generators!
Perfect as a shelf, table, pillow or footrest!
Adjustable tightness! Goes from wobbling badonk to titanium firm!

>> No.21135631

>>21135615
>Buy now and get one extra wide hip frame or nutrient generator free!

>> No.21135644
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>> No.21135661

>>21135644
>a spider with Shirohebi tier yandere
oh no

>> No.21135674

>>21135661
Any MG can be a yandere if she's wet enough, Anon.

>> No.21135691

>>21135674
>Anon dumps water on a weresheep

>> No.21135696

>>21135674
Latent yandere is underappreciated. I like keeping their symptoms in check with overflowing love.

>> No.21135741

>>21135691
You're not using the right liquids. Try this dark matter slime instead.

>> No.21135747

>>21135674
Sandworms make great yanderes.
>Gobbles you up
>Burrows 100 ft. underground
>Never lets you out
Practically no would be able to take you away from her then.

>> No.21135748

What mgs would you find in the Minecraft Woodland Mansion, t-this is important...

>> No.21135763
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21135763

>>21135748
>Dark forest
>Mansion
>Secluded
>Contains jails
It screams vampires.

>> No.21135775

>>21135763
A neet vampire most like. I don't think her kind approves of playing Minecraft.

>> No.21135777

>>21135748
Could also see p'orcs as well

>> No.21135812

>>21135775
I'd bully a neet a vampire into playing better games if she were just playing minecraft all day

>> No.21135828
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21135828

>>21135775
>she thinks playing video games will get her a husband!
>laughingvampires.jpg

>> No.21135833

>>21135812
>ywn play Tf2 and Terraria with your thicc neet Vampire wife in her secluded Woodland Mansion

>> No.21135860

>>21135777
P'Orcs make sense. They do raids like the illagers. The mansion is self-sufficient, has a blacksmith, map room for planning raids, an arena, etc. Perhaps if they were a tad more on the sophisticated side, or you could think of it as them taking control of the mansion from someone else and now living there.

>> No.21135882

>>21135748
>>21135775
>>21135860
Cease this faggotry.

>> No.21135890

>>21135775
How disappointed would her mom be when she goes through the trouble of kidnapping you and leaving you trussed up on her daughters bed only to come back and find you playing co-op games together?

>> No.21135892

>>21135882
>Implying you wouldn't play AutismBlocks with your NEET, monster girl waifu if you had one

>> No.21135900

>>21135890
She'd be grumpy that her old fashioned plan didn't work, but eventually she'll warm up since, in the long run, they're still together.

>> No.21135904

>>21135892
Personally, Minecraft would be an excellent game to play with my daughteru. Heck, my waifu might even join us on occasion and she doesn’t usually like video games.

>> No.21135920

>>21133944
That’s not hideous. She just looks a bit dorky with her big teeth. It’s kinda cute that she’s still wearing a vest.

>> No.21135958
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21135958

>>21135892
>ywn have an autistic anubis who spend all her time building intricate pyramids all over your private, localhost server
>ywn you mess with her by secretly building a sphinx statue outside her favorite pyramid
>ywn get the silent treatment from her for a week after she finds it
>ywn have makeup sex with her after the fact

>> No.21136054
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21136054

Really nice zankuro-inspired wife animation a friend of mine made for me a bit ago. He just put the lineart up on pixiv but he might end up coloring it at some point in the future.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74099051

>> No.21136055
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21136055

>Local ■■■ year old dragon insists she's still got it

>> No.21136069

>>21136055
>The shirt shrank on its own!

>> No.21136075

>>21136055
I wounder what 1000+ years undeads would get up to, just to show they still "got it".

>> No.21136089

>>21136054
It bugs me to see the eyestalks so lifeless. They seem like a decorative afterthought.
Still nice, though.

>> No.21136095

>>21136089
There's a particular appeal to being stared at unblinking while your tiny wife holds you down and pounds the everloving fuck out of your dick.

>> No.21136104

So, what Monster Girls do you think have the absolute most art?

>> No.21136112

>>21136104
Gazer.

>> No.21136117

>>21136075
>Married to a Wight
>She's 1497 years old
>She keeps up appearances as a proud, high class noblewoman in public, coming across as stuffy, haughty, and humorless
>At home she endlessly uses young people slang like yeet, and her group of friends privately refer to each other as thots
>You can't tell how much of it is genuine and how much of it is because of the huge kick she gets from embarrassing your youngest daughter

>> No.21136132

>>21136104
Gazer. Gazerfag has amazon money for commissions

>> No.21136197

>>21136104
Gazer. She's got a dedicated autist that has spent over $50,000 on art of her.

>> No.21136209

>>21136054
That's one moist Gazer

>> No.21136212

>>21136117
>Wight is 1497 years old
>Older than modern entertainment
>Older than the country you live in
>Older than the culture itself
>Outliving most trends tends to have weird consequences in her lifestyle
>She ends up having a midlife crisis every 40 years or so
Next time she embarrass you just think about the fact that she can probably embarrass a medieval person as well, and just laugh about it.

>> No.21136214

>>21136197
>Over 50K on commissions
Holy fuck you cant be serious

>> No.21136223

Tomboys with flat chests or big tits?

>> No.21136228

>>21136197
I thought it was 4K last time the number was revealed

>> No.21136232

>>21136223
Tomboys with feminine as fuck bodies but tomoyish manners and clothes is the only answer here.

>> No.21136234

>>21136214
>>21136132
>>21136197
Less than 15k in total over four years. Probably.
Haven't kept very good track.

>> No.21136235

>>21136223
Yes

>> No.21136262

>>21136223
>Tomboys
You already sold the deal

>> No.21136268
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21136268

>>21136223
Big tits

>> No.21136297

>>21136055
i want to cockslap those fucking tits.

>> No.21136298
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21136298

>> No.21136307

>>21136223
Big sensitive tits so i can tease her by fondling them from behind.

>> No.21136319

>>21136223
big tits and big dick

>> No.21136335 [DELETED] 

>>21136319
Go back to your containment board subhuman.

>> No.21136344

>>21136298
Kobolds really are adorable.

>> No.21136346
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>>21136214
>Gazer gallery is at 970 images
90% of those are his commissions. Average pin-up, full color price is roughly $50, but also add in the fact that he's gotten animations and whatnot, and you're easily over $35,000, and that's low-balling it. That's not even taking into account that many artists charge for complex character fees, fees for variation edits (cum, no cum versions), charge extra for more than one character, and so on.

Don't mistake this as a dis. There's a point at which you've spent so much money and dedicated so much to your waifu that it's no longer sad, pathetic, or disturbing. It's to the point that it's impressive and should be celebrated. I salute you, Gazerfag!

>> No.21136369 [DELETED] 

>>21136298

"GOOD YOU'RE HOME. SOMEBODY SHIT ON THE FLOOR!"

>> No.21136399

>>21136346
What a sassy Gaze

>> No.21136450
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21136450

Another chapter
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74115299

>> No.21136453
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21136453

>>21135100
>>21135037
comes to mind

>> No.21136454

>>21136453
>Not love you Boo

>> No.21136492

>>21136454
Axems a saint anyway. I wish he would draw more Banshees.

>> No.21136495
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21136495

Reminder to ALWAYS identify items found in echidna dungeons or inside mimics before equipping them

>> No.21136499

>>21136495
That's a cute succ. Imagine if that pillow was an Ittan-Momen who could cosplay as whoever was on the front of a daki.

>> No.21136500

>>21136492
Oh, I know its godly, I just can't turn down puns

>> No.21136504
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>>21136499
>Ittan-Momen who could cosplay

occasionally, this thread strikes gold
this is one of those times

>> No.21136505

>>21136495
>magical body pillows.
>Imbued by dark pharmomancers with healing magic.
>Also allows the pharmomance to see and even teleport to its location.
I want one now.

>> No.21136507

>>21136495
https://pastebin.com/8atLkWye

>> No.21136517

>>21136495
Speaking of which, what happens if you prefer zipangese wall illustrations over real monster women?

>> No.21136522
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>>21136504
Thanks! Momens are very underrated magical material girls. It would be nice to see one use their power over textiles to make accurate cosplays in an instant.

>> No.21136523

I want to be bought by an Ojou Wight with big tits and drills!

>> No.21136539

>>21136499
I wonder if you can enchant an ittan momen with that bed teleport spell and make her your designated bed.

>> No.21136540

>>21136507
anon i didnt need these feels right now

>> No.21136553
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I will never, ever get over just how fucking retarded the now commonly accepted way of drawing spider girls looks. Trying to attach the spider pedipalps to the girl to make it look like a pair of legs just creates a clash of two distinct silhouettes, a human-like one formed by the upper body and pedipalps, and the one of the spider body, making the two look like they simply do not fit together.

It's awful and I hate it and spider girls are ruined for me forever. I want the classic style back. EMG can burn in hell for ruining spiders forever.

>> No.21136557
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>>21136553
I just want these kinds of spiders back.

>> No.21136585
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21136585

Are Echidnas supposed to be battlemages,pure spellcasters or what?

>> No.21136596

>>21136585
Summoners, they summon babies out from their womb

>> No.21136603

>>21136585
They have high magical affinity but that's more up to the individual.

>> No.21136611

>>21136596
i dont think thats a combat ability

>> No.21136613

>>21136596
I get the joke but now I can't get the idea of a pregnant Echidna just giving birth in the middle of a fight and everyone is just to shocked to even do anything.
That is not a pleasant thought.

>> No.21136625
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>>21136585
For such a strong monster she needs a new look to be abit more intimidating at least or more regal

>> No.21136633

Does you waifu have the pussy control necessary to make you cum without even moving?

>> No.21136634

>>21136625
Gorgon is a soft snek

>> No.21136640

>>21136634
A SHITTY SERVANT

>> No.21136645

Friendly reminder that Kikis and Shogs are fundamentally bad maids solely because you can't effectively cane their feet when they misbehave.

>> No.21136654

>>21136640
Doesn't matter, I rolled her.

>> No.21136668

>>21136645
Delete this

>> No.21136671
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There's nothing like the clack of a demon's heel.

>> No.21136675

>>21136671
I hate heels.

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>>21136671
ALOT of clanking

>> No.21136683
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>>21129768
>Get a cat MG with a mane

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.21136693

>>21136671
On hardwood or marble? I prefer the sound of a nice wood floor and where she is stepping with a purpose. Like to announce her arrival with her heels.

>> No.21136704

>>21136523
Play the role of her stoic assistant. Help her squeeze into her clothes, clean and organize her manor, help her with dramatic shows of power over her rivals, remind her that your body is for her taking, etc.

>> No.21136712

>>21136693
Heels on hardwood make me hard.
>>21136704
Squeeze into her clothes? She's not...put on weight has she? In particular areas?

>> No.21136713

>>21136540
What kind of feels?

>> No.21136720
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21136720

>>21136671
A truly enlightened man.

>>21136675
Get out. Now.

>>21136693
>Like to announce her arrival with her heels.
>can teleport anywhere she wants
>still walks on heels on purpose so others can hear it
what an absolute monster.

>> No.21136727

>>21135017
Nigga that Jinko was a fucking Bollocks creation

>> No.21136730

>>21136712
Her body's perfectly fine, its just she can't behind her back to do latches and she just needs to wiggle a bit to get into her underwear.

>> No.21136735

>>21136720
Or she teleport and slams a heel on the ground Satsuki style.
>>21136730
Damn those must be really big.

>> No.21136763
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>>21136683
>with a mane

would fondle her furry balls

>> No.21136770
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21136770

>>21136671
You shame yourself.

>> No.21136783

>>21136770
Is wanting a bimbo Kiki weird?

>> No.21136785

>>21136770
I'll make her wear socks so she's not as loud.

>> No.21136787

>>21136671
I agree, but change Demon for Dark Slime. Whenever I hear that distinct clack of high heels, I know it's usually worth turning to look.

>> No.21136790

>>21136787
Why would a slime have heels

>> No.21136791

>>21136683
Does Ocelomeh have a mane or is it a feathery outfit?

>> No.21136795

>>21136787
does she also wear latex or leather?

>> No.21136796

>>21136790
Because she knows it's what her hubby likes.

>> No.21136801

>>21136791
If you have to ask, it's usually clothing.

>> No.21136802

>>21136795
Fake Slime mage robes for everyday use, or body-tight leather for adventures.

>> No.21136809

>>21136791
It looks like the mane is real.

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>>21136802
Tangentially related, but there's really not a lot of SFW images of Slimes in tight clothes, or clothes at all.

>> No.21136817

>>21136523
I can't imagine a Wight with drills, the profile haircut is too perfect.

>> No.21136819
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>>21136346
Honestly $35k is more than a bit of an exaggeration and I want to correct it, the real number is somewhere below $15k. Your $35k figure doesn't include requests and gifts and what I'll call "opportunity discounts". For example, pic related only cost me the price of a ~$5 videogame that the artist wanted (+tax) because it was a one time offer the artist posted on /v/ and I just kinda got lucky.
I can give you a more in depth breakdown if you'd like, but I don't usually like posting too much with my "identity" attached because it feels like glorified namefaggotry.

That said, I've noticed a lot of the non-commission art I get, even when I post it here directly in addition to on twitter, doesn't always get picked up by archivist anons. I see it happen to lots other MG art too, even tagged stuff sometimes gets overlooked. Kinda off topic but a few years ago I recall sharing, alongside a bunch of the Gazer art I had requested, a whole bunch of MGE art I'd found in various places that apparently at the time most people here weren't familiar with. Now, aside from requesting and buying a lot of art, I'm just an anonymous nobody like anyone else here, so what I'm trying to say is that the internet is a big place and there's a lot of content that can go super unnoticed if you're not always poised to find it. You'll usually find a lot of opportunities for free or cheap art in the same places you find art thanks goes under the radar. Tumblr used to be good for that but not so much anymore.
It might just be that my waifufag autism helps me find good opportunities for getting new art for cheap and also discovering art that might have been overlooked, but it feels like a lot of random chance is involved. Also good connections; recently one of the Japanese MGE community writefags pointed me in the direction of this picture that I probably would have totally missed otherwise.
http://twitter.com/mono_eye_OS/status/1114323629976707075

>> No.21136896
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>>21136819
Jesus I wish I had the amount of money you do, I've only ever done like 3 comms for my waifu.

>> No.21136926
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21136926

Speaking of commissions, I recently got one of my daughteru and Jabberfag's waifu spending some time together, stargazing and have hot chocolate! Cute idea based off of some conversations we had.

>> No.21136955

>>21136783
Emergence after story with a healing of a Kikimora.

>> No.21136961

>Big, proper, haughty vampire debating how to get snug with her husband in a nap without waking him up

>> No.21137026

>page 11
Why though.

>> No.21137044

>>21137026
Once I reach page 15, I's be free.

>> No.21137056

>>21137044
Once the big zam is-
Sorry, wrong board

>> No.21137059

>>21136961
She is just trying to get a better bite

>>21137026
Newfag

>> No.21137069

Under what circumstances would a lamia species’ husband not wake up in her coils?

>> No.21137071

>>21137056
That's a funny way of saying your making daughteru units with your automaton.

>>21137059
Is that the excuse?

>> No.21137087

>>21137069
One of them is away off a business trip

>> No.21137095

>>21137069
When she's shedding. Unless waking up to her coital screaming is something they're into.

>> No.21137115

Is the bapho art on WG3 the only instance of KC doing cumflation art or he already did it before?

>> No.21137118
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>>21136896
I've spent a few hundred on Yeti commissions, but I have other expensive hobbies I like to dump my money into as well

>> No.21137126

>>21137118
All private?

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>>21137118
Bless you for giving us more Yeti art.

>but I have other expensive hobbies I like to dump my money into as well
Yeah I could probably comm more, but I prefer to spend it on vidya and guns.

>> No.21137130

>>21137115
Wait, what are you calling cumflation? The Bapho-sama alternate art? I'm pretty sure she is just kind of chubby as is.

>> No.21137146

>>21137129
God I want to fuck a yeti's soft feet

>> No.21137148
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>>21136896

It's been awhile since I last commissioned art.

>> No.21137158

>>21137126
I've never done a private one, all commissions lewd or not are posted here

>> No.21137175

>>21136896
I've probably spent a few thousand on my Night Gaunt wife but all except my original 5 are private.

>> No.21137194

>>21137175
Those original 5 were amazing so it's a shame about the rest but I can understand why you did it.

>> No.21137213

>>21137130
https://m.imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Her belly is clearly smaller on the cover and bigger in the nude version, are you blind?

>> No.21137214

>>21136896
Spent roughly 550 on my girls so far with more in the works if I can find artists to do designs. Commissions are addictive.

>> No.21137234

>>21137213
just looks like different lighting to me

>> No.21137245

>>21137213
Minor cumflation is the best.

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