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Can ayaya offer you an egg in these trying times

>> No.21244208
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>>21244199
Sure, thanks Aya!

>> No.21244209

thanks aya

>> No.21244214

Thanks Aya.

>> No.21244264

>>21244199
I only accept apology eggs.

>> No.21244428
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>>21244199
Do I have to eat all the eggs?

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>> No.21244598
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No.

>> No.21244860

>>21244199
I read that as frying times.

>> No.21246975
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21246975

Shame on you for reviving the Aya thread as this of all things, OP.
>>21244598
Is Akyuu secretly retarded ?

>> No.21246998

I don't like eggs

>> No.21247012

>>21246975
Is this really the Aya thread? I don’t think so.

>> No.21247025

>>21244199
I was gonna say I'd eat it, but instead I'd try to incubate it and see if it hatches and I get a cute daughteru who can lay more eggs for me.

>> No.21247121

>>21247012
I'd usually say not, but this was made in the same day the other one died. Too suspicious.

>> No.21247193

>>21244486
Built for horse cock

>> No.21247304

>>21247025
If it was able to be hatched, that'd mean you'd be raising some other guy's daughter. You know what that makes you, right?

>> No.21247581

>>21247304
Well if I raise her and then fuck her myself I'd say it's a pretty good deal.

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>>21247025
Nigga u wot?
Have you never watched a documentary about lions: you have to eat all of her eggs and the fertilize your own

>>21247193
you are flattering me, i know i'm big but there is no need to compare me with an equine

>> No.21247653
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>> No.21247685

Is ayayayayaya for mating press?

>> No.21247705

>>21247685
Yes, but mainly if she blackmails you into doing it first.

>> No.21247730

>>21244199
Only if she lets me make another one with her.

>> No.21247733

>>21247025
Kid is going to eat you.

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>>21247653
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>> No.21248034
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21248034

I want to keep Aya company while she writes her newspaper articles on a nice autumn morning.

>> No.21248349

>>21244199
This explicitly both disgusts and arouses me

>> No.21250234
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>>21247964
But being a cuckold to a tengu is the best!

>> No.21250237

>>21244199
bird of filth

>> No.21250262

>>21244199
local journalist hot, more at 11

>> No.21250492

>>21247964
did hatater make this crap?

>> No.21250519

>>21244598
what do you think Aya's eggs smell like haha im just curious for a laugh haha

>> No.21250521

>>21250234
What kind of dirt does a guy have to have on Ayaya to get away with treating her like that?

>> No.21250593

>>21247653
What's that stuff underneath the pot?

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>> No.21250807

stinky tengu!

>> No.21251149

>>21250492
The meme or the image?

>> No.21251197

>>21250593
Holy shit i did not see that, that's Ben Garrison tier labelling

>> No.21252646

>>21250774
mai meido

>> No.21252764

>>21250774
Looks like Reimu

>> No.21252950

aya liże jaja

>> No.21256744
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21256744

Will you take egg?
Y/N

>> No.21257019

>>21256744
Yes

>> No.21257023
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21257023

I would rather make Hatate have an egg which it was fertilized by me!
Hell, I would even give her all the food she wants, haha.

Pic related

>> No.21257051

>>21250807
>stinky tengu!
You're thinking of Momiji. Aya is very clean.

>> No.21257611

>>21257023
That egg could cook himself with all the fat and lard coming from that NEET

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>>21257611
No!
It just means that there's going to be a bigger egg, which is equal to better survival which is also equal to a bigger and healthier mini-hatate/mini-me.
Feed your waifu and kids properly!

>> No.21257948

>>21247025
Do you really think she would give you a fertilized egg?

>> No.21257994

>>21257023
I want McDonalds's now...

>> No.21258102

>>21247964
I want to cum inside Youmu.

>> No.21258260

>>21258102
Few have done it...

>> No.21258314

>>21247304
A father.
>>>/pol/

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>>21257023
I want my wife Hatate to get fertilized by another man and still raise her children haha

>> No.21259542

>>21258314
No, it makes you a cuckold by its actual definition

>> No.21259851

>>21251149
Both? Dude seems like a self deprecating russian, and has been seen posting here before. Wouldn't surprise me actually.

>> No.21260141

>>21259851
No, one of the only things in the world i took pride is not being that low esteem gopnik

>> No.21260259

>>21260141
He's not all bad. He draws the best Hatate NTR out there.

>> No.21261605

>>21260259
There's no such thing as good NTR.

>> No.21263463

>>21261605
What about that Ippongui Tewi and Reisen series?

>> No.21263828

How powerful is a Tengu’s libido?

>> No.21264733

Is it fresh?

>> No.21267042

>>21264733
You'll have to ask her yourself

>> No.21269409

>>21259542
>What if you eat it instead

>> No.21269456

this thread was hijacked by bird girl two

>> No.21273047

>>21269409
It’s very rude to consume a tengu’s egg without her consent

>> No.21273497

>>21244199
I want to fertilize Aya's eggs!

>> No.21273665

>>21259542
How about you actually check your definitions because it does not.

>> No.21278191 [DELETED] 

No

>> No.21280924

second worst tengu, only better than momiji

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>Lowkey thread about the Best Birb
>The thread quickly becomes a dumpster fire
>People bump every time this thread reaches page 9 (already 3 times)

Why don't people let this thread die and make another

inb4 Who are you quoting?

>> No.21282137

>>21273047
Do you think tengu ever eat each others' eggs out of anger or jealousy?

>> No.21283081

>>21281610
Who are you quoting?

>> No.21283191

>>21281610
I also want ayaya to laugh at my dick and balls, anon.

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>>21283191
Well, you are at least self aware

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>>21283191
I'd rather have Hatate do that to me. Preferably while comparing me to her more endowed lovers.

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