Ushizaki Urumi

[Anonymous No.]

>big tits
>sleeveless
>horns
>literal mommy

Literally made for H-doujins.
Top 10hu material. I want to breed.

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>>21291055
Best newhu hands down.

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>>21291055
I want her to step on me and crush my balls

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>>21291062
>>21291083
Brothers.
Let's not forget the possibility she's gonna get the Yuugi-treatment.
Abs for days

[Anonymous No.]

new cow/boobhu

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the straight shita porn

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>>21291055
I wanna break mommy's fully intact hymen!

[Anonymous No.]

So... she's a momhu, a boobhu, a hornhu and a buffhu, all in one lewd package.
Look at the way she crosses her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to milk this cow, and I want her to milk me!

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>>21291055
Lets not forget the cute tailwagging pictures when you call her young and pretty, and the fluffy hair and ears!
And I guess she will rival The Big Junkes.

[Anonymous No.]

Please no shota porn.

[Anonymous No.]

Move over komachi, the new 2hu boobie queen has arrived

[Anonymous No.]

>>21291055
Keine now has some proper competition for who is the better cow

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Translated her character profile with Google Translator
○ Two-sided boss
Ancient fish child's keeper

Umizaki Harumi
Ushizaki Urumi

Race: Oxoni
Ability: Ability to change the weight of familiar things

A horrific demon that drags life-like creatures into a river of three.
Holding a baby stone statue, if you leave the baby with a person, it will be heavy and sink into the river.
It was a marvelous monster that deceived human kindness.

However, they are barred from attacking humans in Gensokyo, and are now engaged in fishing in three rivers.

If you try to cross the river without the protection of the grim reaper, extinct giant fish and emigrant dragons attack it.
Now she tame a huge fish and occasionally went to Gensokyo for sale to make a living.

Seeing that the fangs were removed, some monsters are fools, but they are proud of their present lives.
From time to time, they are also directing those who attempt to cross the river by chance to return to the original world.

[Anonymous No.]

Too green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21291055
who are you quoting?

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>>21291704
>Ability: Ability to change the weight of familiar things

LITERALLY the breast expansion 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

COW PRINT BIKINI

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>>21291055
Her tits is just average. But I know fatfags are already planning on ruining her.

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>>21292082
You fool. This is ZUN we're talking about.
Breasts like that are gigantic when translated properly into more realistic styles.

That being said, yes. Fatfags ruin everything.

>>21292062
!!!!!!

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ZUN literally calls her an onee-san chara in the music room.

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I am going to run out of semen with this character.

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>>21292082
Can't wait for the plump fanart!

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>>21292165
Remember to drink plenty of whole milk to replenish your stamina

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>>21291055
Mommy material right there

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>>21292272
Yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjpyCoUljds

This abortion of a theme was made by a person who once created the soundtrack for IN. How depressing.

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>>21291999
She only changes the weight, not the apparent size of it. That's Suika with her density manipulation.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu beating a pregnant mom until she miscarriages!

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>>21291055
Her hair and spotted coat remind me of Cruella de Vil

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>>21291090
my dick wouldn't be able to take it

[Anonymous No.]

*quadruples her weight and hammers your pelvis*

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>>21292082
For ZUN, those are the biggest tits ever

[Anonymous No.]

>Biggest breasts ever drawn by ZUN
>Ushi-oni
>Holding a bundled jizou = motherly
>wearing a bikini top so exposed belly and armpits
>Can control the weight of things
UUUUGGGHHH! MOMMY!

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This,
This is what it all led up to.

The increasingly darker themes - the death of a son (Junko) and now, the stillborn girl at the Sanzu River, the biggest fears of a parent.
However, whereas prior to Wily Beast and Weakest Creature, those themes of parental and domestic dread are now accompanied by the penultimate joy that such a life can bring, in its purest form:
a big tiddy ushi oni mommy

Truly, parenthood made ZUN enlightened.
The Wily Beast - Ushizaki Urumi - and the Weakest Creature... us, who we long to fall into the soft bosom of a motherly figure so pristine, so pure, so all-encompassing of the beauty of womanhood.

I can't wait to fap until I pass out to her doujins.

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I love you mom y...

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>>21292453
Go back to r/touhou

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>>21292328
god DAMN that horn detail is delicious

[Anonymous No.]

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When ZUN said darker themes he just meant "more doujin materials"?

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>>21292660
>>21292666
This is exactly what I was expecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>21292660
>>21292666
Okay, I like her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21291055
is that a tiny cow in her hands ?

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>>21292707
Stone baby, the preferred murder tool of her kind.

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>>21291704
>Ability to change the weight of familiar things
She's going to bankrupt the entire dieting industry in one night.

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Anyone have a picture of her that actually shows her tits? I like her design otherwise.

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>>21292660
>>21292666

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>>21292677
Honestly, that'd explain Clownpiece pretty well

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>>21291055
Fucking shit ZUN you have done it now. You have fucked up and literally made a 2hu for lewding.

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>>21292736

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>>21292660
>>21292666
Thank you ZUN.

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>>21292754
Thanks anon. Though I'm not sure if those are bigger than Nemuno's

[Anonymous No.]

Oh the demo is out? Any pictures of the other newhus as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21292777
Ebisu Ebika

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>>21292777
>>21292782
Niwatori from Juuni Taisen

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>>21292782
>>21292786
Thanks, they are pretty cute, OPs cow is just really striking among touhous in comparison.

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>>21292800
Yeah, nobody can beat the titties

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>>21292800
According to the music gallery, shes an onee-san type too. He knew what he was doing when he made her.

[Anonymous No.]

The starting part of her theme is SHIIIIIIIIIT. But the chorus more than make up for it.

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>>21292391
>not the apparent size of it
I don't know about you anon but those balls do seem to be getting bigger.

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>>21292786
This chicken has a ridiculously lewd outfit. You can see every inch and curve of her body under that dress.

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>>21293147
its vice versa

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I grew up on a cattle ranch. Cows aren't sexy. My sister is.

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>>21293261
>Cows aren't sexy
Anon, that's no way to talk about your mother.

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>>21293261
>Cows aren't sexy.
That's no way to talk about your mom, anon.

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>>21293274
>>21293275
Why do so many people know that anon's mom is a cow

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Sensei is the superior moohu.

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>>21291704
>Ability: Ability to change the weight of familiar things
Mommy Urumi making you weigh as much as a baby and carrying you around!

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>>21293292
This

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>>21293301
Sitting down on you and slowly increasing her weight!

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>>21291055
Who are you quoting?

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Since she can control weight you'd be able to standing full Nelson her even if you're a wimp
She could even fulfill part of your IMAGINE fetish since you'd be able to carry her around and bend her over every single piece of furniture to fuck on
IMAGINE

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>>21293320
I'd rather she fucks me with her massive cow dick instead

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>>21293290
she's a cow not a whale

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>>21293321
>her massive cow dick
>her dick
Kinky.
Does the fake baby watch?

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>>21293320
Isn't Ushizaki's ability essentially the opposite of Suika's? Weight is the combined force of gravitational acceleration applied to a density. If Ushizaki can manipulate weight and Suika can manipulate density, if Suika were to make herself extremely dense, Ushizaki could easily counteract that by making the weight applied to Suika near weightless.

Now, if Ushizaki and Suika were in space would Ushizaki's ability still work?

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>>21292618
deeper than eva.

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>>21293340
I mean,
>density = mass * volume
And Suika likely controls this by messing with volume (at least in my head) since object she manipulates increase/decrease in size
Ushizaki meanwhile,
>weight = mass * gravitational acceleration
Likely controls gravity since (I think) object she controls do not increase in size UNLESS that spellcard where her danmaku expand towards you is exactly that
If the danmaku flattened (likely limited by the engine), you could say it is the gravitational pull flattening them
If the danmaku expands, then the mass changes and so does the density and thus the volume

I really wonder

[Anonymous No.]

She's ugly and we barely even know her. Why are you people so excited about her? Junko is already the prime milfhu, and she's leagues beyond this sow in looks alone.
>>21293207
>>21292786
However, the chicken is okay, because she's actually modest and attractive.

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>>21293374
t. Junko

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>>21293400
No, I've just fapped to her a time or two, and think she is interesting as a character and individual.

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>>21293374
Junko's tits cannot canonically get bigger with her powers so your point is invalid and belongs in the trash along with her dead child.

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>>21293421
medium_breasts > all other breasts
fuck off with the cowtits shit!

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>>21293437
As expected from junkofags, they can't even get a mommy kink right.

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>>21293444
I don't have a mommy kink, so that explains that. Fertility is attractive.

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>>21293451
>I don't have a mommy kink
>Fertility is attractive.
what did he mean by this

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>>21293367
I'm of the idea that she's shooting you from above. So the bullet isn't expanding, it's DROPPING. It appears bigger because it's coming closer to us.

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>>21293320
I'd rather be carried by her

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>>21293469
that "fertility" means "attractive and well formed teens and adults".

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>>21293437
huge breasts == flat chests > medium breasts

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>>21293529
This anon gets it.

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>>21293529
>tiering breasts
>not liking all kinds of breasts
Anon, step it up

>>21293502
But then it wouldn't be as fun impregnating her.

>>21293477
Hmm, I mean, if I could fly above my target and could increase the gravitational pull, dropping danmaku at 10+ Gs would be a viable tactic

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>>21293529
Something is wrong with your brain, please get well soon!

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>>21293529
shit taste. medium is the perfect size for groping, grabbing, and feeling.
medium breasts == small breasts > flat chests > your shit taste

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>>21293556
Wouldn't you rather be impregnated by her?

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>>21293570
So you say medium breasts are shit while you post an image of a tittymonster being a tittymonster? What world do you live in where those aren't "anons shit taste"?

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>>21293574
Those are medium breasts, anon. pic-related is anon's shit taste. medium breasts are defined as being no bigger than the head.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, best momhu coming through!

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>>21293590
>Those are medium breasts
Maybe if you live in Texas? Those are definitely not 'medium'. The first picture is large.

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>>21293594
Ha-hayai!

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Junko is so upset that her status as a mommy is being threatened she's shitposting in her unbeatable opponents thread!

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>>21292386
ZUN's stage 2 boss themes have been shit since TD. Ringo is the only exception.

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>>21291055
Cow girls are great but this one barely does anything to me.

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>>21292786
Damn, sure a lot of chickens from Japan these days.

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>>21293367
controlling gravity is controlling mass. the actual formula for weight is
>weight = mass of object*mass of earth*gravitational constant/(distance between centers of mass^2)
either she changes masses or the constant, but changing the constant would mean she is changing the entire universe, so she most likely changes the mass of objects.

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>>21293596
The second picture is large, the first is medium.

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>>21293769
That's what I'm saying, the first aren't medium sized breasts. Those are large breasts. Just because some booru or sadpanda says breasts can only be called small/medium/large in relation to something else doesn't mean shit.

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>>21291055
Who are you quoting?

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>>21291055
Wow, another stage 2 momhu? Hope this becomes a pattern from now on.

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>>21292817
I don't really get that. The way her sprite cradles the stone statue just screams "motherly". Nee-san would be something different I imagine.

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>>21291055
horrible
cmon artists make me love this ugly cow

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>>21294075

[Anonymous No.]

Only three newhu threads.

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>>21294118
>three threads
>three newhu
The math checks out.

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>>21293570
This isn't your thread, stupid widow.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like some people focusing too much on the "weight manipulation" thing and not enough on the real important thing about the new momhu: she fishes for and trains the prehistoric monstrosities living in the fucking Sanzu. How many other momhus can offer her kids the opportunity to ride and/or eat a goddamn dinosaur?

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>>21294075
Give her abs please

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>>21294168
God, this 2hu is pure sex.

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>>21294041
Yeah it makes no sense to me but I'll take it regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

Boobnites needs to stop fightning. I love their breasts equally.

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>>21294299
Amen, brother.
Peace through unity.
Unity through boobs.

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>>21294299
I just want to shove my face and preferably my penis into breasts.

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>>21294316
The time has come and so have I

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>>21294316
The perfect clothed paizuri top

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>>21294299
All breasts are not created equal

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>>21294316
Jesus fucking christ anon you can't do this to me

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>>21294316

As a flat/small lover, I'm glad you boobers got something to enjoy. It's not everyday that ZUN draws legit big titties like that.

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>>21293451
>fertility
Urumi Ushizaki
Title: Childbearing Guard of the Ancient Fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>21294373
Not all breasts are equal, sure. Doesn't mean we can't love them equally.

[Anonymous No.]

Call me paranoid but this can't be just coincidence. ZUN clearly wants to get people to notice those boobs for some reason. Nemuno didn't become that popular so now he used even bigger assets and it's clearly working because twitter is vibrant with Urumi's boobs. Hell, even her sprite have visible breasts.

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>>21294487

Oh gee, a youkai that carries a statue like a baby and has strong motherly/fertility vibes. I wonder what crazy thing ZUN was thinking of when he gave her big tits, you might be on to something special here anon.

[Anonymous No.]

still smaller than birb (atleast for now)

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>>21293321
you are sick
i like it

[Anonymous No.]

I see that Abe is working hard. He even managed to infiltrate Touhou.

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>>21291055
>>21292272
>>21292328
>>21292666
>>21292660
>>21292671
>>21292754
>>21293290
>>21294116
>>21294168
>>21294316
>>21294316
I'm gonna need a new hard drive, I literally can't stop browsing Urumi's pics on pixiv

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>>21292108
ZUN being a daddy has unlocked the breeding instinct within.

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The "rugged cow" Ushizaki.

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>>21294316
I love my moo-mmy!

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>>21294407
Except she's ugly. Very, very ugly.

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>>21294221
Nee-san types are motherly, aggressive and playful. So she fits the mommy dom aspect UGGGH MOMMY posters are coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is mommy trying to do bad things to the surface world?

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>>21294819
The only difference between an onee-chan and a mommy is if the first digit of her age is higher then 2.

[Anonymous No.]

MOOhu

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Mommy scares me

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>>21294796
Do not speak ill of my wife please.

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>>21293594
Toyohime might want to have a word with you.

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>>21294885
You mean the 2hu that let her sister marry her son.

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>>21293594

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>>21294819
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for her H doujins to come out as I love oneshota

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>>21294925
Why is Hecatia a "mom?" She's more like the cool older sister who lets you have a sip of beer while babysitting you.

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>>21294925
How did Suwako manage to press a kid out of her tight loli cunny?

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>>21294947
She didn't. She just futa'd herself and fucked a random shrine maiden

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>>21294925
Byakuren, Ran and Yuyuko have adopted children.

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>>21294955
if they haven't been knocked up it doesn't count
Okina has like 4 adopted kids and 3 (or more) actual kids who are all characters

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>>21294872
jeez, is the jay doing shotgun marriages now? why would you marry her when you've only known her for a very short amount of time? you should at least wait a full year before making a decision that substantial.

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>>21294922
It's not known, in Touhou or in the original legend, if Toyohime was even aware that that happened, or aware of who Yori gave birth to later. Still, Toyo's the best momhu despite not raising her own son.

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>>21294925
Why are the MILFs and "mom"s better than the real moms?

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't know ZUN had a thing for milfs

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>>21294962
No, I married her within the timespan of 13 hours since I met her and there's no going back!

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>>21294988
Having a family changes you and if it means more momhus I'm fine with it.

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>>21294988
Isn't he married with children?

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>>21294989
You'll regret your haste when you realize later on that she is not the 2hu4u. You should've spent much more time getting to know her. Besides, isn't this whole thing because of the demo being released? Only the demo. How do you know that there won't arise some dealbreaker in the rest of the game? Some aspect of her rendering the two of you incompatible? There is nothing wrong with lewding a 2hu you don't know, or barely know, but marriage? Life-long love? Until death do you part? This is madness.

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Michiking is going to have a field day.

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>>21295026
Okay but cow mommy.

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>>21295026
She was made for me anon. There's no doubt in my heart!

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>>21295008
yes!

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>>21295039
ugly and rancid cow mommy
how the hell is she attractive to you people? she's so fucking generic looking that she doesn't even seem like a 2hu
yare yare daze

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>>21295035
Michiking only draws the most popular 2hus, so don't get your hopes up, anon.

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>>21295085
Oh yes, a fetish-loaded cowhu is going to be so unpopular, anon. Wake the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope more people draw her with a lovely toned stomach

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>>21295058
You aren't using dick-powered imagination. With this hu you'll get fanart including pointy horns, giant tits and exposed abs.

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>>21295185
All I want is armpits

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>>21295230
hairy armpits?

[Anonymous No.]

mommy

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>>21295096
I don't, cows should be fat.

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>>21295284
They can be fat and muscular at the same time

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>>21295257
If possible, but I'll take anything

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>>21295280
What is this expression trying to convey?

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>>21295094
Oh yeah remember how popular Nemuno was lol

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>>21295290
Cows should be meaty, not toned.

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>>21295305
Despite their similarities, there are still major differences. This lewd demon cow is getting a lot more fanart already.

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>>21295185
>dick-powered imagination
No thanks, she's just too rancid.
>pointy horns
Kasen, Suika, Yuugi, do it very well already, and have much more character to them. Very sexy as well, good looking, especially Kasen.
>giant tits
Already covered, on better characters, with better designs, who aren't ugly.
>exposed abs
Redundant, again. This newhu is a shit.

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>>21295305
What fetishes was Nemuno? Grandmoms with knives? This ones a proper cowgirl with expansion powers. You literally could not make a character more guaranteed to get massive amounts of porn if you tried.

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>>21295324
>>21295380
Yeah, momfaggots always say this shit.
Get back to me in a month. Then we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21295400
Have you heard of LoLK or HSiFS?

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>>21295409
That anon never played anything past EoSD.

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>>21294936
>Why is Hecatia a "mom?"
1. She's unmarried
2. She's never birthed any children
3. All her "children" are either really devoted worshipers, fairies, etc.
4. Virgin

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>>21291055
So it's the touhou edition of wife's son?

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So who will likely to make a cameo appearance for this game?
Eiki/Komachi is highly likely to make an appearance.
Any onis or SA casts seems unlikely.
Hecatia/Clownpiece also seems unlikely as well.
I don't think ZUN will add Kasen to somehow tie the story with WaHH.

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>>21295880
>Eiki/Komachi is highly likely to make an appearance.
>Hecatia/Clownpiece also seems unlikely as well.
How? Hecatia rules the Hell Gensokyo is connected to. She's one of chairmen of the Ministry of Right and Wrong. Eiki's only role is to judge the dead. I'd argue Hecatia has a better chance than Eiki and Komachi of showing up, but I'm also of the belief we won't get cameos or other characters exploring the relationships to Hell in detail until LNs and new fairy manga chapters come out.

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>>21295926
Hecatica rules Earth/Moon/Dream Hell. Not Gensokyo's.

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>>21295880
Mima. Next question.
Unironically though you're retarded if you think Kasen isn't going to show up in some way.

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>>21295949
You read the WBaWC synopsis, right?
Now tell me, how the fuck does that has anything to do with WaHH?

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>>21295949
In the endings, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did ZUN have to appeal to shotafags?

[Anonymous No.]

I need a doujin of Nemuno domesticating Urumi.

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>>21296048
Urumi seems more domesticated than Nemuno.

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>>21296052
Can't be that domesticated. She's missing the cowbell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21295991
Marriage eroded his taste.

On the plus side, shotafags are ungrateful little shits and will forget all about their supposed "ugh mommy" shit within the month. Maybe this time ZUN will realize this and make an all-loli game next.

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>>21296205
Shotafags may be bad, but actual underaged posters like you who shit themselves in anger when two out of almost 200 characters are moms are the absolute worst.

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>>21296227
>2 out of 200

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>>21291083
Like she'd dirty herself in such a way.

She'll increase their weight until they fall off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21295975
based

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I want to drink Urumi's urumilk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21291083
vicious amazonian reverse mating press where she adjust her weight to make her feel light as a feather on the upswing before smashing your hips to dust by increasing it on the downswing

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>>21297026
Sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>21297039
its tough love

[Anonymous No.]

>>21297068
Tough motherly love is the best.

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>>21291083
I want her to motherly castrate me

[Anonymous No.]

can someone help me out for a second and tell me if i can run the game at 144hz and if so how

[Anonymous No.]

>>21292426
Huh. It would be weirdly fitting but I think it's a coincidence.

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>>21291055
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21297493
Framerate is how fast the game runs, so you could run it with vpatch at 144fps, but it would be 2.4 times faster (as in the bullets and your character move faster). Not sure if the guy who makes the patches still makes them for the newer games though.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Urumi smashes her baby halfway through her fight.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease Urumi about her recent weight gain while she steps on the scales and uses her powers to make herself appear lighter, even though there's no hiding her pudgy tummy with that outfit!

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>>21299186
This anon gets it.

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>>21299143
He is a tough guy

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>>21299186
I want to tease her about her weight gain until she gives me s spanking!

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>>21292782
There is that single touhoufan out there who has a giant ear fetish, I'm happy for him.

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>>21292386
I don't know man, but I feel like he doesn't compose his shit anymore and let his friends put in their shitty OC characters and themes.

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>>21303647
He's probably here as well. Show yourself, ear dude.

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>>21303647
Giant ear fetish >>> giant earlobe fetish

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>>21293185
>tfw I get a boner while trying to doge this spell because I can't help but imagine her doing this to her milky tits

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>>21293185
>tfw I get a boner while trying to dodge this spell because I can't help but imagine her doing this to her milky tits

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Yeah, my mom is an Usher. What of it?

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>>21292386
Now that I think about it, I haven't actually taken the time to sit down and just listen to any of the character themes for the new game.

Urumi's sounds alright. Kind of a weird choice with the horns, but I guess since we're in Hell it has to be spookier than usual.

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>>21294925
And Shinki is?

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>>21294925
Why is Mamizou a MILF but Yuugi a "mom"? And Ren is more motherly than almost everyone in the MILF too, Nezumo and Kanako being the exception.

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>>21307938
Mamizou is a MILF because he wants to fuck the tanuki you dense motherfucker

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>>21303719
16 had great stage themes and Etarnity's theme, this might be like DDC and UFO where the first 3 stages are meh but it gets really good later.

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>>21292386
I really don't understand the meme levels of hatred some people have for this song.

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>>21310142
I actually kinda like the first stage and boss themes and think the thirdd stage and boss themes are genuinely really nice. Just the second stage and boss themes are SUPER confusing and bad.

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>>21310491
It sounds like it's using random instruments and is short of free form jazz in just how nonsensical is sounds. Like I genuinely have to ask the appeal of this song cuz I cant hear it.

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>>21310491
It's just faggots that hate the new thing. You'll see them hating one of the new songs in the full game for exactly the same reasons.

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>>21309668
Does that mean that he doesn't wanna fugg YUUGI? What a faggot

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>>21311466
The part after 0:48 sounds like someone is vomiting on the synthesizer.

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>>21311466
Come now, that's unfair for people who sincerely doesn't like it. I'm pretty sure it'd grow on them enough that they would forget it, but it's not like they hate it because it's new.

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>>21310500
My exact feelings, except I don't like the boss 3 theme too much, but it feels like it might possibly grow on me later. Boss 2, on the other hand...

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>>21310506
Personally I think it does a good job at conveying the idea of "slowly sinking underwater while holding something heavy." It fits Urumi and her danmaku well. Maybe if ZUN went for different instruments more people would like it?

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I think the theme's pretty strange, but I'm curious to see what people can make out of it.

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Urumi's theme makes me think of animal crossing.

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>>21315014
Animals crossing the River Styx?

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>>21292386
Let's do some quick and dirty math, foregoing actual numbers. ZUN's made 16 full games (almost) each of those has 7 stage songs and 7 boss songs, plus a title theme and an ending theme, so eh let's say 16 new songs for every game. 256 songs, then, and that pretty much has to be less than the actual number since I'm not counting spin offs, manga unique tracks, book unique tracks, and music CDs with original songs.

Guy makes one song you don't like, thus he has completely failed. He has to make a good song every single time, even after like 300 tracks produced.

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>>21316266
>Guy makes one song you don't like, thus he has completely failed. He has to make a good song every single time, even after like 300 tracks produced.
Nice strawman.

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>>21316273
No, strawmanning would be me exaggerating in some way, yet you have people saying it's depressing, ZUN's lost his touch, ZUN's completely out of it etc.

And they continue to, which is ridiculous, and that's what I'm pointing out.

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>>21316280
>strawmanning would be me exaggerating in some way
No shit, that's exactly what you're doing. You are saying that people claim that ZUN has completely failed because he made one bad track. This is a strawman.

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>>21316295
>You are saying that people claim that ZUN has completely failed because he made one bad track
People are saying that, anon. Not my fault that's the case.

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>>21316299
Fuck off, retard.

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>>21316310
Calm down, I guess. The stick in your ass doesn't have to be there, you can feel free to remove it.

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Stop trying to make sense of the faggots that want to hate the new thing since it's new and it'll get them all the (You)s.

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>>21317101
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74632482

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>>21307938
Mamizou is a hag, Yuugi is not a hag

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>>21317421
>Mamizou is a hag
Flat hags are justice

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She's perfect.

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>>21293292
>>21293308
Urumi is still good news - now there's competition to invigorate the cowhu market

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>>21293292
>>21293308
100% wrong.

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>>21297487
That doesn't sound very motherly

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I still think her theme is better than most shit you'd hear in games.

It's not 11/10 quality I know from ZUN but it's far from mediocrity.

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Why are all the 2nd stage bosses so sexual?

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>>21317101
She seems upset at the huge, weighty burden she has to carry everywhere with her.

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>>21326028
I dunno, she looks a little smug on closer inspection.

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>>21323455
She's just making sure that you don't get any of those inconvenient urges while you're cuddling with her.

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>>21320472
>tfw i know a girl like this

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>>21326004
Don't sexualize the cat.

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>>21328962
If Chen didn't want me to sexualize her then she wouldn't be so sexual

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>>21310491
Eh I didn’t notice it until it was pointed out but it is actually kinda bad. It feels like the first half of the OPM season 2 opening where it’s just a bunch of undirected noises. It’s the same critique people had of the battle music on Pokemon Sun/Moon. This title theme doesn’t trigger me but I get why it would annoy people. Luckily you only spend a few seconds on the title anyway.

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>>21329040
And that's exactly why she isn't :)

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>>21296335
on what

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>>21329825
I disagree.

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>>21293290
YES

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>>21295096
>>21293290
Oh please god don’t let her get Yuugi’ed. Yuugi has such a cute design and now she’s been monopolized by bara faggots. Please don’t let new boobhu be hijacked by fat/bara fetishists. Amen

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>>21330014
That's plump/chubby not b*ra.

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>>21294925
>Mamizou
Is she just in this category because mami is pronounced mommy?

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I wonder if Zun wanted to put in the stillborn spirit but realized it would lead to lots of especially fucked-up doujins, so he caved and made a big udder cowgirl as bonerbait in an attempt to eclipse earlobe-girl mk 2 when it comes to lewd thoughts.

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>>21294936
She's not a mom

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>>21330186
If ZUN cared about the doujins so much then he wouldn't have made so many delicious fairies
Also it's spelled ZUN, you dumb crossie

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>>21330186
Nigga, Seiga throws fetuses as danmaku, ZUN doesn't give a shit

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>>21330714
I guess Marisa's not the only one with edible danmaku.

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>>21330714
Don't lewd the danmaku, please think of your health.

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>>21292782
Ebin :DDD

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A flat Urumi is fine too

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Do you think Urumi has a graze bonus?

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>>21338264

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flatfags need not apply

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>>21338264
Flat everyone is good. All 2hus should be flat.

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>>21338897
Yes

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>>21338264
>>21341791
A cute!

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>cow
Is this an Indian Goddess??

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>>21338897
All 2hus should have one flat breast and one huge breast, so everyone can be satisfied.

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>>21345237
Amazon 2hu when?

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>>21345052
No. Japanese.

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Most of the artworks are too heavy to be posted

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>>21326056
>>21326028
I really like the baby's expression.

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>>21349644
Smug ass block

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>>21291055
ZUN's designs really went to shit. She's worse than cow girls from mobage trash.

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>>21356429
If you think that overdesigned visual vomit is close in quality to even a single one of ZUN's designs, then you need to consider gouging your eyes out. At least I know where exactly to look at when viewing Urumi.

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>>21356429
Shit taste

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>>21356372
Mating press the cow!