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>> No.21372240

I hate charybdis

>> No.21372244
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Oops I fucked up the title, I think I put it as my name? I'm half asleep and was getting impatient waiting for someone else to do it

>> No.21372252
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>when you fuck up the OP

>> No.21372254

Why aren't you playing Repure Aria 2?

>> No.21372257

It's only slightly fucked up, it's fiiiiiine. It looks better because now it's not "Anonymous Monster Girl Thread" It's just monster girl thread!

If anyone searches for the thread by typing the whole "monster girl thread" is probably autistic enough to be the only ones complaining/spoiler]

>> No.21372258

Didn't it come out like 2 or 3 years ago?

>> No.21372305
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consider the following:
ink bukkake

>> No.21372334

>t.Butthurt Navy Battleship/Cruiser sailor

>> No.21372355

>Squid girl can't control her ink
>She only does it on instinct when she's scared
>Pervert Anon wants to get inked before sex
>She just can't make it happen
>He pulls out his massive incubus cock
>She inks him like a fire hose

>> No.21372428

No. It came out just a few days ago.

>> No.21372438

I will change that. One day. Maybe.

>> No.21372445

I'm a slut and I'll do the peace sign with my face covered in ink.
Please forgive me.

>> No.21372448

You will not.

>> No.21372450
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Kunoichis are fun
i had the idea of a samurai team of kunoichi and ochimusha.

>> No.21372454


>> No.21372459

Do they have a Nujabes soundtrack?

>> No.21372465

I kinda like Charybdis but if you think about it objectively they're pretty low tier.
>Stuck in the bottom of the ocean
>Barely move if they move at all
>Weird fetish
They're cute and they have their own pocket dimension but that's enough to change a man's heart especially when they're surrounded by the much better Scyllas.

Once you get covered in a girl's ink you pretty much give your entirety to her.
Be careful not to get close to those creepy faceless squids even if they have bombshell CC bodies.

>> No.21372467

That would be cool

>> No.21372472

Say, anyone listen to those Lo-fi hiphop channels?
I would like to have one with a hakutaku studying as the loop

>> No.21372481
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Just what the fuck is their problem anyway?

>> No.21372483

They're just a little abominable, anon.

>> No.21372488

I want kunoichis that make exggaeratedd sounds when toing actions
and at least one that acts like bang shishigami

>> No.21372495

It would be really annoying if she constantly disappeared. Like when you try to introduce her or something.
>"And this is my Kunoichis wife..."
>"Well she's here somewhere."

>> No.21372496

Female ninjas are sex obsessed while female samurai are 100% pure.
A team of kunoichi and ochimushas would have quite the dynamic.

You know how some drug addicts do horrible things to get their fix? Yetis are like that but with hugs instead.

>> No.21372519

I still say Kunoichis would just sent messages attached to kunai if they dont want to be seen.
>Anon tries to say that his kunoichi wife is just shy
>Freinds think he's bullshiting.
>sudden noise as kunai is looged into a wall
>All the message says is "hello"

>> No.21372520
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Remember: Pat a cows belly for good luck and protection from misfortune!

>> No.21372530
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>vampire pacing in her throne room
>it’s been months since she completed her castle as a monument to her strength and power
>armies of zombies, skeletons, werebats, and ghosts roam the halls
>even a few demons working the shops
>had super powerful monsters to serve as overseers of the many castle wings
>no one has shown up to her throne room
>she can see mobs turning up with pitchforks and torches but they always turn around
>the dark chapel has been filled with married couples running out and the bells are constantly ringing
>envy burns through her all her nights
>surely someone should have found their way up by now?
>the puzzles and traps weren’t too hard, were they?
>she made them herself with the help of the lich in the alchemy lab
>she even stocked the place with food and weapons
>yet no one reached her
>realizes why when she tries to leave
>she’s locked in
>the key to her room was sectioned off to all the overseers
>anyone who wants to get in will have to beat the hellhound and the lich and the dark priest and her dhampir niece in the basement and-
>panic sets in
>some one finally bursts through the door
>she immediately tackles them and thanks the gods that a hero finally came to save h-
>hfw her rescuer is a human girl
>hasn’t drank anything in months
>hfw she is now a single mother of one
>hasn’t seen a man in years

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Cyclopes are cute.

>> No.21372538
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Oh aye.

>> No.21372561

Working the forge works up a sweat! Bring her something refreshing!

>> No.21372575

>Designing your castle like a videogame
It was all her fault, you can't expect that to go well in reality when almost nobody could pull off that kind of shit.

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My lord! We shall pursue Lu Bu with this contraption!

>> No.21372618

That's actually brilliant. Jiangshis probably would see pogos as a viable method of transport because it just augments their normal movement.

>> No.21372685

>Makes them faster
>Basically the same movement anyway
>Confuses the enemy
>Higher jumps to get over obstacles
If they ever figure this out they would become unstoppable.

>> No.21372711
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Not this obstacle!

>> No.21372792

>Head maid only allows the other maids to do anal so that no one gets pregnant before her

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>> No.21372848

I like this graph. We need to add ALL of the MG's to it.

>> No.21372864

Anyone remember that ancient game about skiing where you had to jump over bumps in the snow and a yeti?

>> No.21372873

>dragons are open to requests
Poor Dragon is going to have to put up with so much licking.

>> No.21372877

Wanna date the Dhampir.

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You mean https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html?
I don't see what this has to do with Jiangshis, or why they would be scared of Papa Wendi.

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You'll find they're pretty amused by licking.

>> No.21372891

Oh yeah that's the one.
>I don't see what this has to do with Jiangshis
Well obivously
>try to jump over obstacle
>get hugged
as seen in>>21372711
is applicable to the game as well.

>> No.21372972

>that pic
He's dead, now little Wendi and Yeti will have to explain to their parents and Winterstown police how they found a dead guy in the snow

>> No.21373013

Pogo jumping Jiangshis make me think of a monster girl version of Plants Vs Zombies, and I can't believe I haven't thought of this before.

>> No.21373025

Pick one.

>> No.21373052
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It's alright, either Lich-sensei will tend to him, or Banshee-chan will help him back up.

>> No.21373062

It's mostly being a crossing guard or waving to the locals, but they get serious cases up there in the north! Officer Rata in her big parka and trapper hat may look silly with all the winter monsters walking around practically naked but she has an important job to do, someone has to keep this little town in line!

>> No.21373094

That's very rude to the husky kobold police chief. She solves really serious crimes, like who was stealing all the stretchy meat from the freezer.

>> No.21373124

When the Long Night settles over the Northern latitudes, lots of guys become victims to Arctic Vampires.

>> No.21373141

Someone needs to expand this with all of the MGE girls

>> No.21373155
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Red or blue?

Surprise twist, the one on the left is an accountant for the Yakuza

>> No.21373235

Aren't they just regular vampires in warmer clothes?

>> No.21373242

Not at all, they're also super-frustrated because the sun never sets during the summer.

>> No.21373246
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>For every confident, capable, virtually irresistible 'alpha' MG there are at least a dozen self-conscious, sexually incompetent but nevertheless desperately thirsty losers

>> No.21373261

>double braids
Absolute semen demon.

>> No.21373265
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So which is which?

>> No.21373277
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>Goblin Tribe
>For the only member of the tribe with high enough INT and WIS to class into shaman, life is Hell

>> No.21373284

>Shaman, Shaman!
>What is it, Murai?
>My boyfriend gets flaccid after we have sex for a few rounds, can you give me a spell to make that stop?
The spirits weren't meant for this.

>> No.21373287


>"Look, I'm gonna teach you a spell, okay? The next time this happens I want you to use this spell instead of coming to me. Now, the spell is called 'Wait three hours and try lapdancing.'

>> No.21373296

Dont use time machines to kill hitler
Use time machines to go back to jesustimes, see of he can do miracles and ask if he and god can do you a solid regarding monstergirls

>> No.21373323

Wouldn't god and by extention jesus be pissed that you broke time and space just to try and get lizard pussy?

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Don't open it.

>> No.21373342

If God was going to give you Monster Girls, he'd have done it by now.
Travel back in time to before YHWH became prevalent and ask on of the older gods.

>> No.21373343

>Harada-chan is a blue oni
>student council treasurer too
>also an accountant for the Yakuza
>just filling in for her mom who's serving time
>the boss has no head for numbers and Mama Harada was her lifeline
>her "aunties" helped raise her
>and so Harada-chan helps keep them afloat financially until the sentence is up

>> No.21373346
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One sided wrestling sex with lilims!

>> No.21373351

Going to brush that with a toothbrush.

>> No.21373354

That bat looks like a condom full of cum to me.

>> No.21373367

>seeking out jesus
>when you could just go to greece durimg the age of the gods and convince zeus to make weird shit he could fuck
>and IIrc posidon might want in on that too

>> No.21373372

>not travelling to when Lilith left the Garden of Eden and fucking her to get Monster daughterus for all

>> No.21373373

thats a bat? though was a makeshift bludgeon or garrote

>> No.21373378
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Park Ranger Rata-chan reporting for snow shoveling duty!

>> No.21373379

>Mersharks give their husband-to-be a necklace made of their own teeth to finalize their marriage proposal

>> No.21373381
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Epic battle sex with lilims

>> No.21373384
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>Park Ranger Rata-chan
The ranger's not going to like this Yogi...

>> No.21373392

>not traveling to japan and getting the gods to make youkai more fuckable

>> No.21373406

but they will always win anon

>> No.21373409

If we keep going, one day scissors can beat rock!

>> No.21373420

Colossians 3:13 "Bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive."

>> No.21373425

There are many ways to victory anon
Who knows, there could be a solution during a fight we are not seeing that doesnt involve surrender and dropping your trousers

>> No.21373427

Bears are sleepy in the winter, Rata-chan is a good cop who leaves them alone

>> No.21373439

Maybe Selene will fight with some form of limiter on herself?

>> No.21373456

Pocket sand?

>> No.21373465

plant girls protecting Anon from undead girls

>> No.21373466

I'm surprised Selene has got that yet.
But then Beast hasn't gone "full shonen".

>> No.21373470

Imagine how MOIST Selene would get if her man managed to land a hit on her

>> No.21373477

thats one wimpy looking sword

>> No.21373486
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A man of good taste. Glasses and twin braids are a sign of good girlfriend material.

>> No.21373495

>Fargo, but with monster girls.

>> No.21373504

It ain't the tool compadre, its how you fuck people up with it!

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Just imagine the vast amount of kinky and relationship knowledge lilims must possess

>> No.21373523

real swords aren't huge slabs of steel

>> No.21373529

>Hey Anon, did you know that the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

>> No.21373532
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How about now?

>> No.21373540

Now it looks like a real thing,much better

>> No.21373541

>no lilim that traps you in her dimension with a jar of branston pickle, some rope and a cattleprod

>> No.21373552

I can't for the life of me guess what the pickles are for

>> No.21373555

To put on your burgers silly

>> No.21373559

no thank you.

>> No.21373577

Her tits got bigger as well compared to the less image

>> No.21373586

She leveled up and put points on charisma

>> No.21373591

It looks kind of like Humanity and Inhumanity are reversed, with the less human monsters being placed closer to the Humanity end.

>> No.21373603
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Selene's brest size varies a lot it seems

>> No.21373611

I want a harem of girls with massive* Breasts!
*breasts need not be massive when joining.

>> No.21373614

Now left looks downright flat/odd from the way its drawn,it is just me?

>> No.21373622

Both of them have this "clipped on" feel.

>> No.21373627

Yes. It should be changed especially as the sandworm is described as litterally being non human.

>> No.21373633

I want to be level drained by a level 1 oppai loli succubus. Even better if i am like level 50+.

>> No.21373638

Is Selene saying "Consider the following"?

>> No.21373641

Are you taking pity on her or do you want to see if her tits get bigger with extra levels?

>> No.21373667

Understimate her and take pity on her. Then she uses her paizuri attack to surprise me. Finally after that she pins me and drains the rest of the levels into her pussy.

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>> No.21373697

Lich's breasts look too big but they seem well balanced on the Wight
Is this the power of fashion?

>> No.21373705

I want to fuck that Lich till my hips give out, curse Nav.

>> No.21373707

Now to add a ghoul, zombie, zombie dragon and the rest

>> No.21373711

Pharaoh's important too.

>> No.21373716

I want to leave a big, sticky mess between that Wight's tits.

>> No.21373718

Pharaohs just can't attain breasts those large.

>> No.21373719

And the mummies that go with her.
An undead draph harem!

>> No.21373737

I want to know what they are talking about

>> No.21373743

Lilim trade secrets to get boys

>> No.21373749
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Says you.

>> No.21373761

Fucking nice, I love all cows and want to try their milk.

>> No.21373764

The lilim of swords talking to the army lilim
I'm sure theres alot to talk about
Didnt we used to call them shiv sisters as meme for a while?

>> No.21373765

Egypt is a very fertile land, Hathor isn't the only stacked one over there.

>> No.21373768

Do purple echidnas exist?

>> No.21373781

Pharaohs need huge tracts of land

>> No.21373784

I want to kiss their cunnies!

>Species with some of the largesttits cant attain large tits

>> No.21373788

>shortstack monster using lipstick toshow her progress on taking your cock.

>> No.21373792

Trade height for bigger tits

>> No.21373794

If you shake them up and down, do you get a milkshake?

>> No.21373804
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Profile says they all have bluish skin, so I suppose you could find one with a purple tint.

>> No.21373819

>Using time travel to convince religious figures to give us monster girls.
>When we could just travel the multiverse instead and find the MGE one(s)

>> No.21373834

I meant more in the way of a crossbreed between echidna and a aphopis,having traits from both

>> No.21373847

Why is Ace so obsessed with headpats? Its gone from a fun little meme to a full on thing that leaves you wondering if he's okay.

>> No.21373857

There’s a whole backstory, let’s not get into it.

>> No.21373865

You're making him sound like a supervillain.

>> No.21373896

He said time machine, not dimensional warp

>> No.21373909

Is this why Shoggy refuses to let me take the bus to work?

>> No.21373927
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Lazy sunday

>> No.21373933
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He's butthurt that MGE is a porn setting and wants to potray monster girls as pure little things that know nothing about sex.

>> No.21373936

>What bus, mastah?
>You work from home, don't you remember?
>Silly mastah.

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Praise her.

>> No.21373939

jesus, nothing made sense in that comic. i hope the chaos kingdom isn't lovecraft bullshit like this

>> No.21373945
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She's totally rad!

>> No.21373946

Indeed. What a surprise I'm relaxing instead of writing/proofreading.

>> No.21373955

Furry who hates sex.
He's channeling the seemingly infinite wealth that every particularly autistic furry possesses into MGE commissions, hoping he can drown out and replace the lewd once and for all.

>> No.21373959

i want to hi-five that lady and tell her to have a nice day!

>> No.21373962

I'm going to pull on that little purple thing without realizing it's attached to her hair.

>> No.21373964

i want to tug at the her braidlock

>> No.21373969

>this is the face of a future demon full of lust

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>> No.21374024

She is innocent looking for now! and looks like a total ditz

>> No.21374030

Tis merely an act!

>> No.21374039

Oh ja?

>> No.21374040

It’s all just appearances.
She’d give you the succ good enough to make a ghoul jealous.

>> No.21374059

It’s only like that when you try to leave and your wife is feeling clingy. It get very lonely without your presence in the void

>> No.21374070

That's pathetic and retarded, not even /monster/ will go along with that.

>> No.21374076

But what if she is REALLY a klutz

>> No.21374102

it made perfect sense to me

>> No.21374105

A kuudere kunoichi and a doting ochimusha sounds like fun

>> No.21374138

>t. brainlet

>> No.21374160

Then she can trip onto my dick.

>> No.21374211

Beast probably feared going full tilt like grigori or moose and pussied out

>> No.21374248

Remember anons, Be careful if you are sent a seraphim guardian angel. Their age and maturity means that no matter how uncorrupted they may be, they are always susceptible to the deprivations their wombs need to breed.

>> No.21374273

>ochimusha openly hugs your arm and says hiw much she loves close-contact guard duty
>kunoichi is never so bold, but she apparently keeps watch over you while sleeping, and whenever it seems you're about to have a bad dream you mysteriously wake up just in time, because she "accidentally" stepped on a squeaky part of the roof

>> No.21374285

>cc demon riding her road bike into the local park
>finds a spot where a lone human is enjoying a Jimmy John's™ gourmet sandwich, which was presumably delivered to him crazy fast™
>Demon sets her bike to the highest gear
>grabs her handy-dandy 2-inch stainless steel square tubing
>jams it through the spokes of her bike, weaving between the forks
>this kills the bike
>the sudden stop throws her off the bike
>she flies nearly seven feet before landing in a massive bush
>her soft, perfectly smooth blueberry ass is the only thing that is still visible from the foliage
>"Oh dear! It seems I have been put into quite the compromising position! T'would be a shame if demonic royalty such as I were to be humiliated by a passerby who took advantage of my misfortune!"
>She's practically shaking her ass with excitement
>you could even see her love nectar leaking down her leg through her skimpy one-piece suit
>man is too engrossed in his sandwich to notice
Being demon is suffering

>> No.21374295

C-can I just have a Cupid?
High level angels are scary.

>> No.21374297

She's a whore already like her mother

>> No.21374315

Mari doesn’t have any kids though.

>> No.21374323

Where've you been? Runa is her daughter.

>> No.21374324

She's cute and deserves a good pounding.
Runa's her daughter though.

>> No.21374328

>tfw no childhood friend lim to tease by putting her on your skateboard

>> No.21374336
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Commission set of the wives came in! A couple of cute mice doing cute things!


Artist is - https://twitter.com/sole_gem !

>> No.21374347

What the fug

>> No.21374354


A family that plays together.

>> No.21374364
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Summer is coming.
An excuse for MGs to wear even less clothing.

>> No.21374367

Throw a rock at one and see what gets thrown back.
If it's a vulgar insult followed by an entire neighborhoods worth of vulgar insults it's a black harpy.
If it's just a basic insult like being called an asshole or something it's a crow tengu.

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Time to trade in the fur bikini for silk

>> No.21374378

Time for revenge. Time to grope the Yetis in return!

>> No.21374386

Chunky mice.

>> No.21374397

>get a Serpahim
>my clothes keep getting burned
She just wants to see me naked.

>> No.21374410

Would wifeslimes get confused by bitter smirks?

>> No.21374422

well eros might be willing, but its hard for her to resist the demands of her high level angels.

>try to relieve stress
>Seraphim interrupts you every time.
>Also starts wearing skimpier and skimpier clothing.
Seraphim probably doesn't even realise shes teasing you.

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>> No.21374475

Powerfags can keep their seraphs. I would rather just have a super perverted flat chested loli Dark Angel.

>> No.21374476

Not him but a huge, muscled angel in skimpy clothing would be fantastic.
Especially if she's unaware of how killer her body is.

>> No.21374478

Take that wight aside to a secluded corridor at an upper class party, kabedon her and push your pelvis against her chest.

>> No.21374520

It very much is fantastic. They look as if sculpted by the gods with their large breasts, perfect ass, and God like body. They pretty much ooze power and sexyness, and they never know until its to late.

>> No.21374527

The best bit is that my cat still probably wouldn't care.
She may also not be a fan of my dislike for most religious classes in RPGs

>> No.21374529

Do dead girls have firmer tits than the living?

>> No.21374536

Why do they look like they are in a NTR doujin?

>> No.21374546

>gaping wide assholes

>> No.21374549

Seraphims are pretty motherly. She would probably just take it upon herself to provide enough faith for the both of you.

>> No.21374562

Oh, its not the lack of faith.
Its the mechanical suckage.

>> No.21374563

>Subject in name field

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>> No.21374608

What a smug Rara, I wonder what she's planning

>> No.21374620

Groping yetis at the beach is a must, they're on holiday after all

>> No.21374628

Ah then she probably wont mind. Herseraphim nature means she can do all that by herself.
>Its the mechanical suckage.
Careful. Saying that near her might be mistaken as something else.

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>> No.21374694

you're gonna have to pay for the damage to my wall you fucking mountain-crawling, ocean-swimming, society-living, cow-spider-being abomination

>> No.21374700

I wonder what would happen if you removed her seal while she was in that kind of state.

>> No.21374709

There's something utterly hilarious about the surreal idea of a sandwich restaurant shilling to such a niche audience

>> No.21374710

Fight on, brother! Remember that you™ are not immune™ to propaganda®

>> No.21374721

>Earthquake causing minor damage to nearby cities
>the epicenter is on the surface
>apparently a certain anon removed an Ushi's seal as she was about to pin him down
Brought to you by Rata News Network

>> No.21374724

They seem like be kind of girl that could turn that into a genuine smile.

>> No.21374725

Much the same as what was going to happen anyways but faster and more viciously.

>> No.21374733

She knows what I mean.
Now she's just being silly

>> No.21374735

I'm sure most of us have had our edgelord phase

>> No.21374742

how docile Ushi would become if you place another seal on her? Besides limiting her vision.

>> No.21374747

she'll destroy your house trying to chase you like a tom and jerry episode only to end with you being homeless and the ushi-oni taking you to her place for you to live. at least she's a good cook

>> No.21374748

Like i said. Seraphs even unknowingly are slaves to their urge to breed. Any words that can be interpreted lewdly, will be.

>> No.21374749

I remember it well. The only good thing to come out of it was my fondness for Berserk.

>> No.21374757

What if you started to talk like a pokemon ?

>> No.21374801
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Not even monstergirls are safe

>> No.21374803

>human! human-human! HUMAN~!

>> No.21374805

Sounds like an excuse.

>> No.21374819

well yes. The only one who would deny it would be the seraph as she secretly fingers herself to thoughts of (you).

>> No.21374856

I think angels automatically succeed against any attempts at illusion or deception.
So mostly she’d just wonder why you’re being a loon.

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>> No.21374868

What have you done?

>> No.21374886

>rape jokes that makes you uncomfortable

>> No.21374898

Blame Wonderland

>> No.21374910

I like the idea of watching to monsters commit yuri as long as they are still loyal to cock. Like for monsterization or if your have some of your harem members pleasuring each other.

>> No.21374927

Just wait until the Queen of Hearts makes her own spin on a canine species.
Actually that sounds terrifying and I don’t want to be anywhere near when that happens.

>> No.21374939

Yurishit is still shit regardless of the excuses you use to justify it.

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Wonderland did nothing wrong.

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>> No.21374949

>Blind Double-sealed Sleepy Ditzy Ushi-Oni

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Yuri is only good in a harem setting. For example, I like to imagine having a p'orc harem from time to time, of five girls, and I'd have no issue with them having sex with each other. One girl for each weekday and then group sex on the weekends. As long as it all stays within the group, I'm happy.

>> No.21374972

>Hey Anon, wanna get raped until you’re unconscious?
>”Not really”
>That’s the spirit!

>> No.21374976

That's pretty hot.

>> No.21374978

Does Wockfag and his wife attend Hatterfag’s parties?

>> No.21374979

Rampaging animals calm down almost instantly if you throw some cloth or something on their face, blinding them. Maybe something similar?

>> No.21374983
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Or one of these showdowns

>> No.21374990
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>> No.21375002

I have a feeling the more serious jabberwock meetups would end up being a bit more, far more, /d/egenerate.

>> No.21375005

now 2x as weak to the spray bottle

>> No.21375008
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Two words: Eros Minotaur

>> No.21375030

cute snek

>> No.21375047

>eros minotaur
We call them holstaurs

>> No.21375059

T-that wasn't a joke...

>> No.21375064

I don’t know why you think something that’s going to evaporate on contact is going to help.

>> No.21375067

Because I twisted the nozzle so that it's now one very powerful jet of water

>> No.21375076

It’s still a spray bottle.

>> No.21375085

>anon bullies local chimera with a garden hose
Does that work for you, bitch?

>> No.21375088

she's gonna make your penis a spray bottle of cum

>> No.21375091

And she is but a mere cat

>> No.21375097

She’s a HELLcat.
Jinkos are the mere-cats.

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Big Huge _____

>> No.21375112

Cheshire lovers must be the kindest men in the world
>They love a selfish, annoying and whimsical cat
>They endure countless teasing and pranks daily
>They serve their feline wife without ever complaining
>Some go as far as letting her sit on his face for hours
>They don't mind her repeated silly "nyahaha~" laughs
>They're ok with being raped whenever she feels like it

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Hmm yes

>> No.21375142 [DELETED] 

I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>> No.21375158

i want her to shove my face in her underarm

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>I want to fuck you in the ass

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>You could defeat the legendary mouse bandit but then you'll disappoint her kohais

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>> No.21375201

thats cheating

>> No.21375208

Mouse are shit. Big Rat Onis are better girls!

>> No.21375231

Heavily pregnant echidnas devouring tubs of ice cream

>> No.21375242

I'm late to say this, but I like her braid.

>> No.21375264
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>Defeat mouse bandit boss
>Take her spot as the leader of the mouse bandits
>And take the former boss as your wife
Name a better ending than this

>> No.21375265

You just know a mouse is super cool when she's got multiple belts.
She worked hard for that class up. Look at her ear, she's an experienced fighter.

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Does anyone have the translated version of that infodump from the sandworm doujin?

>> No.21375324

Worm-type mamono musume

Called the Sandworm, AKA the Sand-Creature*, they live in dry areas, mainly deserts.
It’s the largest worm-type monster, their size could even be comparable to that of a dragon.
Their entire body is covered in an incredibly strong carapace, which also functions in such a way that the Sandworm can “swim” through earth and sand, through the use of peristalsis.

During the old Demon Lord’s reign Sandworms were carnivorous and humans were a staple of their diet; but after the new Demon Lord took power they became omnivorous. Now humans are seen as potential partners rather than potentially edible.
For the worm species, their intelligence isn’t high overall; this characteristic hasn’t changed even after the ascent of the new Demon Lord, it’s thought that it’s just a peculiarity of the race of worms.
For this reason Sandworms are incredibly straightforward in their thinking: if they see a man they fancy as a potential partner, they’ll attack mercilessly.

Even though the Sandworms use their large outer bodies to hunt down humans, some prey are received by the woman shaped inner-body and are met with a welcome full of lust. Others a grim fate, devoured whole and alive. Inside the main body resides the inner female-shaped body: this human-shaped organ’s entire surface has the texture of a tongue. If her captured prey is worthy as a potential partner, the Sandworm will use her inner body to cover the man in her saliva; by doing so she marks the man with her own pheromones, which then act as a precaution against other mamono poaching her new suitor. Thus, the Sandworm marks the human as her new partner. This act, in and of itself, has very strong feelings attached to it by the Sandworms and also acts to deepen the intimacy between her and her partner at the same time; this new intimacy will often develop in to the couple’s first mating in most cases.


>> No.21375329

Looking on Exhentai and the archive it doesn't look like it was translated. Although they are non-canon anyway.

>> No.21375334

Sandworms are an oviparous family of mamono, the eggs being created within the the outer body of the Sandworm. After hatching, the young Sandworms grow by repeatedly moulting. Moulting is generally repeated about 30 times, through this process the Sandworm’s outer hide becomes tough and strong. When the young Sandworm, through repeated moulting, has grown too large to comfortably ride within her mother, the young Sandworm will leave her mother’s embrace and exit into the wider world. The newly independent Sandworm is now considered an adult. To become truly independent the now adult Sandworm leaves her mother (indeed it would be physically impossible for the daughter to again fit into her mother’s outer body now) and begins her own journey in search of a husband, never to set eyes on her mother again.

It should be noted, that in some very rare cases the Sandworm’s father will accompany his daughter on her journey.
Normally Sandworms aren’t social mamono and rarely act in groups, however if multiple Sandworms were to act in concert, they could be willing to share a single mate.


>> No.21375354

Do you want feel good tonight?

>> No.21375356
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Extremist fairies with arch imp cohort

>> No.21375363

Y-yes why?

>> No.21375364

probably since most of the time I feel like shit.

>> No.21375366

Wait is that an evil titania? Hello boner.

>> No.21375373


Those are the things I love about those plump cats

>> No.21375383


>> No.21375402

I bet she tells nothing but scary bedtime stories

>> No.21375405
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Thanks! I could've sworn there was a translated version of the page itself though.

>> No.21375420

I don't approve of yuri but I approve of P'orc harems

>> No.21375436

i'd an extremist fairy and arch imp

>> No.21375438
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Would you trust your wurm waifu to not scratch your phone?

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>> No.21375462

I got one of those heavy-duty construction yard phones so it should be fine. And I can always dig up my trusty old 3310 from closet

>> No.21375466

What's she saying?

>> No.21375493

Something about how she cleans her teeth.

>> No.21375496
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The pleasure of being cummed inside
Serious answer:
>Q: how do sandworms brush their teeth?
>A(pic text): How? With my tongue, of course. I do it very thoroughly. And you can join in...

>> No.21375546

How rare are foil black heart trumparts?

>> No.21375550
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Of course!

>> No.21375554

>my tongue.
Hate this fucking meme.

>> No.21375562

>bottom left pixie has some kind of enchanted cock ring lasso

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>> No.21375575

What would a living doll do to make herself more attractive to a shota?

>> No.21375580
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>still buying into the "main body" meme

>> No.21375591

Call herself an action figure and learn to karate chop.

>> No.21375596

Get the doll version of the automatons milfgrades.

>> No.21375605

I always head-canoned that the outer worm body carried all the vital organs while the tongue just had the reproductive system and brain, but after reading that, it makes sense that the brain would be contained in the outer worm body as well. Even if the tongue is merely a puppet to show her love, I'll love my sandworm waifu to death and beyond! I'll love all her bits, even the big, monstrous bits! I'll fuck the outside of her shell if I have to prove it to her!

>> No.21375608

>My headcanon is more canon than actual canon.

>> No.21375609

The rest of any creature's body merely exists to carry the reproductive organs, so the tongue is still the main body.

>> No.21375625

>walking through the desert
>see something huge in the distance
>get out the binoculars, perhaps this is a settlement you can trade for some water and suppies in
>on closer inspection, its a sandworm laying motionless on the sand
>but there's something moving there too, something small...
>you squint.
>Its a man. A naked man flopping around on top of it like his life depended it
>A distant, booming voice echoes across the endless, empty dunes
>you heard the mirages out here would get to you
>but you never expected this

>> No.21375640

>not texting in hieroglyphs

>> No.21375642

Living dolls are a cost-effective way to keep track of your son or daughter's development without embarrassing them. It lets them learn and grow in a safe, comfortable environment.

Buy your's today!

>> No.21375644

Hey now. There's got to be an anus located somewhere on the outside, and I'm sure it's fuckable. I will stick my dick into every hole she's got.

>> No.21375656

>Girls with KC paws all text like they're drunk because they can't accurately hit any of the keys
This in now my headcanon.

>> No.21375665

>sandworm anus
So the desert is full of giant mountains of shit squeezed out from massive sandworm assholes?

>> No.21375667

Consider the following:
Lich with a automaton assistant.

>> No.21375679

How about an automaton with a lich assistant? What a tweeeest.

>> No.21375685
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Why would a lich ever need an automaton when she can just raise a zombie. Besides zombies are much easier to take care of and she doesn't need to learn any technical skills to keep the automaton running

>> No.21375687

I wouldn't have written it so crudely, but since they'd need to eat a lot of large animals to power their large frame. I imagine the deed takes place underground though.

>> No.21375694

We need to put Viccy in front of one now!

>> No.21375695

Instead of giving you cookies with no milk that Titania will rape you all night long if you fall asleep during her stories?

>> No.21375701

Because zombies start making out with the Lich’s assistant when she’s not looking.

>> No.21375702

Yes this would work too. Can work even better depending on the scenario.

Automatons are a lot more effective, understand commands better and can carry them out more effective.
Due to their "ancient tech" thing I hardly think she would need, or can, learn the technical skill necessary.
She might just have found one and go "you will do".

>> No.21375707

Fuck off

>> No.21375718

They're still weak to metal. I'll just have an automaton play Slayer as she slaps them with cold iron hands.

>> No.21375725


She could just use the voice-to-text function but then she'd have to say the words 'I love you' out loud.

>> No.21375754

>anubis gets lewd texts from husband
>wants to send some back.
>unfortunately has to use speech to text.
>tries to move away from her pharoahs court.
>then she starts whispering into the phone.
>pharoah hears her whispering
>demands that if she insists ob speaking then she should make her voice heard.
Poor anubis.

>> No.21375775

Empty tombs not empty wombs.

>> No.21375777

That’s only when she uses the dictation function.


>> No.21375813

>ibis pyramid eye ibis ibis guy walking like an Egyptian sun nile river

>> No.21375818
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Who needs MAMONO MANA when you've got SCIENCE?

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>> No.21375837

ever seen worm feces? Half of the soil is basically decomposers waste.

>> No.21375851

I found a story to share about monster girls helping to run a Not-Home Depot.

The Home Improver Store

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>> No.21375859

Sex with Kikimoras.

>> No.21375868
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>> No.21375876
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What about it?

>> No.21375879

>No, I bought milk yesterday.

>> No.21375884

I ain’t clicking it. Can anyone vouch for its quality?

>> No.21375891

Hot images, but mamano mana also makes women totally loyal.

>> No.21375909

I posted the story and I give the author like 7/10 at min. Try a few chapters if you fee like it. Not like you have to or anything. But yes the site is totally safe. Vary big selection of porn stories.

>> No.21375913

I don't need mamono mana to keep my wife with me.

>> No.21375916
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I enjoy this concept greatly

>> No.21375936

>the idea of "nice guys finish last" was started by women.
>A book literally on how to fuck over a man is sold on amazon.
>Divorce rates are 50%.
Sorry for my distrust of women, but it seems quite earned in the modern world.

>> No.21375951

>Divorce rates are 50%.
Where in the ever loving fuck did you get those numbers? I tried to find it but nothing even came within the same ball park as that.

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I do not care to consort with those or the robot race and shall stick with organic

>> No.21375960
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Can we not?

>> No.21375961

>KC dies due to the Mangaka Flu
>Another writer takes the mantle of the series, setting it in the future instead of high fantasy
>Monsters are natural, but also compete with humans using technology

>> No.21375968

It’s hard to improve on what Nature has had millennia to perfect

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someone gets it

>> No.21375976

Name one girl that can't be improved with but a mere additional robotic limb

>> No.21375977

Any and all of them.

>> No.21375978

>I do not care to consort with those or the robot race
and why would you?

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>> No.21375984
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Kraken, because they have enough limbs already.

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>> No.21376011

From what i am getting it is 41% for first marriages with the % increasing for successive marriages. I was indeed wrong so i am sorry about that.

I will stop now. I am sorry.

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>> No.21376045

Don’t you have a /tg/ thread to be shitting up?

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>> No.21376055
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>> No.21376072

What a shamelessly lewd uniform.

>> No.21376089

Snow Kiki reporting for duty

>> No.21376113

Are you sure you didn't mean to reply to >>21375984?

>> No.21376126

no I did that right, if I added to her a shotgun and a trucker cap would you catch my drift?

>> No.21376127 [SPOILER] 
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Do NOT open.

>> No.21376131

Automaton are for putting in embarrassing bunny maid outfits.

>> No.21376147

I was actually just thinking about this too. An embarrassed Automaton in a bunny maid outfit would be nice. However, a smug and satisfied Automaton in a bunny maid outfit, with an embarrassed Gremlin who was forced into a bunny maid outfit, would also be nice.

>> No.21376150

Zombie lolis wearing footie pajamas.

>> No.21376155

I don't see what his post has to do with /tg/.

>> No.21376160

>an embarrassed Gremlin who was forced into a bunny maid outfit
I'll accept this but only if her outfit's breast cups are too big and keep flashing her small plump tits whenever she bends over.

>> No.21376173

>Handholding with a griffon
I bet her talons make it super uncomfortable

>> No.21376187

Absolutely, but also an ass and hips for max pear shape. The Automaton of course would be tall and stacked.

>> No.21376192

Yes and...?

>> No.21376207

It's the ideal clothing for them. They look adorable sleeping in their caged beds at night.

>> No.21376269

Wrote a quick thing for a makeshift writing group "just write something already you lazy fuck" thing. I'm using this as an opportunity to nag the other writers into actually writing something for once.

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>> No.21376330

Thread enforcer anon says I shouldn't bother writing.

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>> No.21376332

Do you have specific reference images you show artists, or do you just link them your whole gallery?

>> No.21376337

Maybe for you, but imagine how exotic and nice your hand must feel to her.

>> No.21376338 [DELETED] 

Fuck off

>> No.21376347

I bet it feels really soft to them.

>> No.21376372

>calling an autistic retardfaggot that's purposefully trying to chase content creators away from here because he has a grudge against us a "thread enforcer"
How many digits does your IQ have?

>> No.21376390

Good to see you still around yananon, that was nice.

>> No.21376392

Had to read it agian to get it, but it was nice.
Good work dude.

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I don't like their faces, but I like everything else

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>> No.21376460

For making into a mom.

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>> No.21376468

>implying angels aren't fluent in all tongues
She'd just keep talking as normal.

>> No.21376481

Goddamn true speech

>> No.21376494
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Some girls can't handle bunny maid outfits

>> No.21376496

Remember to check with your structural engineer before kabedoning coworkers.

>> No.21376498
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How do you handle this situation?

>> No.21376504

>tfw no shortstack masochist Kikimora

>> No.21376505

Looks like she’s handling it just fine!

>> No.21376509

>no drills
I'm going for it. If she was a full on ojou-sama I would be fucked.

>> No.21376511

Judging by the size of the worm body the only exterior hole that is by definition fuckable would be the urethra. Everything else would just be you rubbing bits on bits not actual fucking. The anal folds and ridge alone would be far thicker in diameter and depth than the largest dicksize recorded so actual penetration would be impossible.

>> No.21376516

I call her a dumb coon

>> No.21376522

>"Why do you have a leaf on your head?"

>> No.21376537

Is it creepy if a monster girl wants to use SCIENCE so that she can give birth to a boy to raise into her husband?

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tfw no 7 foot tall oni to kabedon me

>> No.21376547

For those who care, you find this here. Helping out since google didn't find it for some reason.


>> No.21376559
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>never ever

>> No.21376562

what goes as creepypasta to an mg?

>> No.21376566

Infertility and divorce.

>> No.21376572

Real talk and hopeful live saving info: its 41% total divorce rate but the stat itself is massively bloated and misleading. Initial marriage divorce rates sits firmly at 13% and is the LOWEST it has ever been in(people dating longer before marrying and marriages happening later in life rather than earlier seem to lead to strong marriages and thats been happening in spades in the last few gens). What makes the overall rate so high is that those who tend to divorce once have a MUCH higher chance of becoming a chain divorcee/er with the averaging being 4 divorces. This small amount of people, roughly 8% of the people who marry, marry and subsequently divorce so often that they ruin the curve and bloat the overall stat to 41%. That means about 4% of women and 4% of men go through the marry/divorce cycle enough timed to tack on an extra 28% to the divorce stats alone.
Tl;dr chances of a women divorcing you assuming neither of you have been married prior is about 8% as the other 7% of divorce instigators for first marriages are men.

>> No.21376574

>And no matter how hard she tried, the condom's hole fixed itself.

>> No.21376576

Instead of a guy with no face it's a guy with no dick

>> No.21376587

A lack of dick only prevents physical sex.

>> No.21376590


No it'd be a guy with no face AND no dick.

>> No.21376595

Can't have sex without a flesh and blood dick going in a hole. Don't let the yuri propagandists tell you otherwise.

>> No.21376598

Bruh, we have monsters where literally any physical contact is equivalent to sex with them.

>> No.21376599
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Succubus Prison.

>> No.21376607

Sexual pleasure does not equal sex. Don't let the yuri propagandists get to you.
Flesh and blood dick going into a hole = sex.

>> No.21376611

that game legit made me scared

>> No.21376612

>and then he said "I like you as a friend"

>> No.21376614

>And once he put it on, she couldn't get the condom off

>> No.21376619

Infertile monster girls just become extremists and go around corrupting human girls, then treating them like her "daughters".

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>> No.21376645

>succubus-chan dl'd an eroge but it was a cursed version of the eroge and once she started playing it she saw a picture of the childhood freind boy but his eyes were black and they were bleeding he was also naked and his peepee was bleeding
>there were words on the stock-image of a cellar backround behind him that said I WILL KILL YOU
>succubus-chan turneded off the eroge but it turned back on and then childhood friend boy came towards the screen and succubus-chan went to a mental hospital for schizophrenia and died

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>Implying friendzoning an mg isn't a horror story for boys
>Implying she wouldn't just go yandere and stalk the poor anon
>Implying she won't break into his room and wake him up with a wonderful breakfast and rape

>> No.21376671

>ywn have a group of monster friends that hangs out together and be the token human male friend

>> No.21376686

I dont know how order soldiers fight when they are up against such semen demons with ultra sexy armor.

>> No.21376691

Because you'd get claimed by one

>> No.21376700

I was told to fight blindfolded but the paladin that told me that was always a little odd. Her armor was also kind of small

>> No.21376720

That seems like a good idea. She seems smart. Do you have a picture of this Paladin?

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What a pothead.

>> No.21376761

Come on, a cute sweet kiki childhood friend couldn't possibly be such a problem. Just because a kiki spends her whole life looking after her best friend, including cooking or helping out with chores, doesn't mean she's gonna get too attached. Surely, she'll move on when she starts her proper maid life.

>> No.21376766

I wonder if kiki kids are taught lewd poison so they a can use them on naughty masters.

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Monster butts.

>> No.21376797

Mating pressing courtly monster girl so we can make her heirs!

>> No.21376799

Drive me nuts.

>> No.21376812

But can I do what? Impregnate my legendary dragon wife?

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>> No.21376827

What happens if you walk up to a Tanuki with a leaf on your head?

>> No.21376832

Not at all. That’s what all the mature bodied Gremlins focus on.

>> No.21376848

Definitely something about reverting to their monstrous ways and killing their partner.

>> No.21376854

There’s probably a real creepypasta in Ropurotto’s past.

>> No.21376859

I’ve never seen anyone look good in a hat like that.

>> No.21376878

They’re not exactly used for fashion purposes.

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>> No.21376909

Beware the cunny of the beast anon!

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Nice ass, whiskers

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Very scary, I’m sure. Go on without me lads, I’ll distract her!

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What is this face trying to convey?

>> No.21376980

When another shrine snake got to the visitor first

>> No.21376982

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out as a new force has entered the underworld.
The Tiger Mafia is here to shake things up and THey're a lot less....polite than that mofu yakuza

>> No.21377003

>you don't want to sleep anymore and when you do feel your eyes close you don't even want to wake up
>your remaining friends won't pick up the phone anymore after a few of them just plain disappeared over the course of a week
>everyone in town won't even look at you let alone girls these days
>the cops don't even take your calls anymore
>no ones seen your family for days and the phone company says their phones were disconnected 2 weeks ago
>its all hazy and thanks to a month, I think, of sleep deprivation your memories of the past events are pretty hazy
>you're not sure anymore but you might have even had a pet once, at least the food bowl would make sense then...
>every morning its the same thing
>no matter where you feint no matter how far away you get you wake up in your room and everything in the house is back to normal
>you've torn the place apart, burned it down, flooded it, hell, on one of your less stable days you smeared shit on the walls before driving off to anywhere but there
>every single time you wake up safe in your bed like none of it ever happened and that god damned kiki is just standing there with your breakfast already made, a smile on her face, and a lifetime ironclad contract for maid services
>why she picked you out of everyone else with middling grades, average looks, small circle of friends that only really play video games rather than go out so its not like you're even that great socially speaking
>she just knocked on your door one day and offered you her services as a maid
>you told her no thank you and slammed the door in her face because nobody else being home meant you had to leave your buddies hanging mid match to answer the door
>and now you're here
>no money left in your bank accounts
>no cash in your wallet
>no family
>no friends
>you sold all your electronics, your car, and your con merch to fund escape plans ages ago
>no where to run she won't find you, apparently
>you haven't even been able to afford food and you sure as hell weren't going to eat what she was offering
>and now here we are, again
>breakfast in bed smelling better than anything ever has while you sit there starving
>her smiling away while even what you assumed was an endless pit of anger is nothing but embers
>and the bed you wake up in clean and tucked into when you can't remember the last good night of sleep you had, honest
>so tired...
>maybe you should just end it...sign the damn contract
>because you know she won't let you die
>she's not taking "No." for an answer

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I want to take a beast potion and play fetch with a hellhound.

>> No.21377032

But who's fetching?

>> No.21377044

How is a dog supposed to throw a fucking ball.

>> No.21377049

You should ask her.

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>> No.21377094

you sneaky shits.

>> No.21377109

Fuck off

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There it is.

>> No.21377130

>even hellhounds aren't immune to dog employed anti-AT-AT tactics

>> No.21377140

Mom is flexible, she'll be fine.

>> No.21377141

Beastshit goes to fucking /trash/ or /d/. Don't bring your faggotry here just because KC made a fucking mistake.

>> No.21377149

I dunno, man. All it takes is one of those kids to cut between her legs as she twists or untangled the leashes and she's down.
Moms down and hellhound strengthed and attituded children running around with no equivalent master nearby in a populated grocery store or playground...

>> No.21377157

Perhaps, but they know full well that they're next in line to "witness the sight of hell," as KC puts it.

>> No.21377170

Order soldier here. Our commander has made us capture monsters instead of killing them. For some reason we're doing pretty well with that goal, but I have noticed that my colleagues have done a lot of interrogating recently. My commander says that it helps us find out their strengths and weaknesses, but they seem very... physical about it. I'm worried that he's committing heresy, but I ain't gonna rat him out if it's keeping the monsters from attacking our town. I wonder if I should try this interrogation thing.

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>> No.21377179

Even more reason for then to scram fast, get in as much fun as they can, and avoid mom for as long as possible.

>> No.21377187

I like when the unsupervised children want to play pretend extremist.

>> No.21377197

Tentacles are plants, so do they have soil preferences or anything?

>> No.21377198

I'm not saying they won't, just that momma is going to make them regret it.
Dad should probably pitch in and help wrangle the pups though. For everyone's sake.

>> No.21377211

>>why she picked you out of everyone else with middling grades, average looks, small circle of friends that only really play video games rather than go out so its not like you're even that great socially speaking
>Young maids going to their classmate's homes and asking them if they need help cleaning
I wonder how many boys were tricked into marriage from such an early age

>> No.21377214

Is it really pretend though? Especially when the more aggressive species play it. Any game that can end with monsterization seems fairly serious to me.

>> No.21377224

Suddenly that tidbit about kikis occasionally showing up from the summoning spell make much more sense.

>> No.21377231

>dad makes a grab for the small one because at least you can still pick that one up without getting clipped the bone breaking power behind the flailing
>kid makes a run for it so you just grab his tail
>proceeds to run like a motherfucker blindly bashing over and through all the shelves in a mad dash to get away
>knows he's being hunted now so he just keeps going

>> No.21377237

Kikis and shogs both probably have the easiest time of any monsters finding husbands. They both embody different views of female perfection.

>> No.21377243

You are the last standing pillar of sanity for my daily yandere needs.
Please don't die, thank you so much for your efforts, you lazy writter.

>> No.21377280

I'd fuck that fox.

>> No.21377282
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>Young apophis wants human boy next door to be her boyfriend
>He of course thinks girls are icky and denies her on grounds of cooties
>Apophis goes and asks her mother on how to get a boy to like her
>Mom is extremist and tells her that the best way to get a boy is with her venom
>Momma apophis goes on tirade about how human men are meant to be subjugated
>Dad then walks in and smacks mom on the rear end causing her let out a cute yelp and blush
>Momma apophis drags him to the bedroom so she can "reprimand" him for embarrassing her in front of their daughter
Is it nature or nurture that causes a monster girl to become an extremist?

>> No.21377291

80% nature 20% nurture. Also if you have a purple color theme.

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Both, I reckon. But being of certain species is a good warning.

Remember kids: "Sclera of black, watch your back."

>> No.21377332

>Please don't die, thank you so much for your efforts, you lazy writter.
Blogpost warning:
I closed and started moving into a new house, and with that my 50-hour job, I've been swamped. Hopefully I'll have more time when everything is taken care of, though. I miss when I could just stay up writing until 3 in the morning.
All that said, I've been practicing a lot on my breaks and free time, so hopefully my stories will be less confusing to read in the future. Maybe I'll even commit to commissioning art or something like a lot of other writefags do. This is probably the only site I use to socialize anymore, and it makes me happy to know that people still remember who I am, even if I go off the radar every now and then.
Thank you all so much for your continued encouragement.

>> No.21377337

That Pharaoh is enjoying this far more than she should.

>> No.21377342

What vile depravity is she whispering inti that phone?

>> No.21377345

>In reality, he’s only been alone for a couple days while his friends are on a field trip and his parents are on a work trip
>He’s been drifting in and out of consciousness and hallucinating due to an intense fever
>His childhood friend demon is trying to get him his medicine, but she needs him to sign the prescription form

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Anon that's racist.

>> No.21377352

She probably accidentally sent pictures of lego sets she wanted for her birthday to her hubby that or lewd photos she was to embarrassed to send

>> No.21377353

Extremists are actually probably less motivated by lust than most monsters since they actively focus on making others have sex rather than themselves.

>> No.21377358

>they actively focus on making others have sex rather than themselves.
I bet the dream job for an extremist is marriage councilor

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>> No.21377362

This is the cutest thing I've seen in a long, long time.

>> No.21377368

She has glasses on! How dangerous could she be?

>> No.21377369

Don't embarrass the jackal.

>> No.21377370

For no reason at all, your post has made me wonder what it would be like to have a Pharaoh who swears a lot.

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But it's also extremely true!

Get in the water and you'll find out exactly how dangerous she is.

>> No.21377379

Is this new?

>> No.21377382

It's good to have cute latenights back.

>> No.21377385

Judging by the chain that prompted the art, Pharaoh is making her repeat her dictating of "I love you" to her husband, for all to hear.

>> No.21377389

Don't let the anti-latenight anon hear you or else he go on a rant about how overblown he is and how his art is shit

>> No.21377391

>Latenight did art of my greentext
I am so happy!

>> No.21377395

That snake has plans.

>> No.21377409

Example of an extremist marriage counselor:
>"Yeah, so my wife and I are considering-"
>"Fucking more often?"
>"No, but-"
>"You want to incubize for her right away? How daring~!"
>"That's the problem, I don't want to be-"
>"Too forward? I dunno about that. What do you think, wifey?"
>"Well, if he doesn't mind, I'm okay with it."
>"So what are you waiting for, hubby-wubby? Can't you see your wife is raring to go?"
>"Even if I wanted to, there's no way I'd do it in front of-"
>"Don't worry cutie, I'm closing the windows right now. Normally I'd charge per session, but you caught me in a peak breeding mood, so I'll let you walk away without paying a dime if you let me join in."
>"If it's what my darling wants, I'll gladly let you take part. However, his cum belongs to me."
>"Fair's fair."
>"Do I even get a say in this?!"
>"You're right, you haven't chosen who you want to ride you first. Take your pick."

>> No.21377412

Uh....F-feather/lion s-snake bird arm/doublefeather snake bird.../raven squiggle hand/spiral snake soupcan a-arm.../doublefeather snake bird/spiral raven bird arm/raven feather/squiggle feather bowl arm/hand raven d-doublefeather.

>> No.21377414

is there a MGE book that talks about jobs/class occupations?

>> No.21377425

What is the Demon Lord's tax policy?

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Rate this Chunni Vampiress child:


>> No.21377428

It’s always the quiet ones that are the most lewd.

>> No.21377440

if you're paying for taxes, you're paying for civilization. if you don't, you are as a good as a prey, in danger of getting raped hard by a stronger predator

>> No.21377447

World Guide III made mention of several different occupations in relation to its magics and items. I don't think they were really the focus, however.

>> No.21377462

Only one I recall says that while mamano aren't incapable of holding down jobs, and in fact do certain jobs far easier than humans due to some trait like intelligence or insane strength, they don't really give a shit about it or money. They can hunt or take what they want, building a castle is arduous for most so a normal home even less so, the elements mean nothing to most beyond that, etc. Basically the human condition doesn't apply to them as much. So they tend to be lackadaisical about it and will skip days and their only real desire for money is that they equate it directly to things to please their husband/husband-to-be via buying them. Speaking of husbands, once they get them enjoy never seeing them on the worksite as they're too busy shacking up all day and night to show up.
Brightside, none of the cons really matter as mamano society isn't a high upkeep as infrastructure is ezpz and their individual wants are insanely low as previously mentioned so the minotaur construction crew really only has to show up 2 days out of 7 to get the job done and their source of food is their husbands jizz or food that just naturally grows in the demon realm so even farming is optional.

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What types of phases would specific monster girl species go through? For example: ushi-oni vehemently is against rape and wants to win your love the old fashioned way, or a baphomet that doesn't want to be a little girl for the rest of her life and decides to go ara~ ara~

>> No.21377481

It also mentions, though, that monsters can get VERY dedicated to certain crafts, and that when they do, their dedication can shame most people.
See also witches and their magic research, Tricomille, much of the arts, etc.

>> No.21377485

True enough. Same scheme byt the ones that pick up hobbies hit the same levels of peak performance but if I recall didn't it say both occurrences were usually for a husband or to attract one?

>> No.21377497

>Onee-sabbath is run by a bapho that never left her ~ara ara~ phase

>> No.21377502

jesus fuck, to hell with finding a wife, i wanna explore monster girl society if they can build a civilization so advanced and filled with many interesting virtuous stuff

>> No.21377507

I hope there's monster hunters. I'm tired of magically enforced femdom shit.

>> No.21377512

>kiki wants her future husband to be her butler
>gremlin is a tree-hugging hippie
>ocelomeh wants to openly express her feelings

>> No.21377515

Looks like Norasuko

>> No.21377520

Shits crazy once you actually stop to think about it.
Gremlins will fucking rediscover/reinvent electricity on the spot as a mild unnoteworthy step in the process of making something to please her or her husband as an example.
Hakutaku are not only wise as hell but they hold knowledge so vast they're experts on literally everything and people will cross oceans and continents just to ask them for advise on things, usually about how to combat mamano, but the wiseass assholes will just tell you shit to make love, to the mamano, not war and spin it so you'll think you've been told how to wipe out -insert species-. So imagine the shit they could pull should they ever get into engineering and tech development.

>> No.21377521

She'd be bullied by other baphos out of that phase.

>> No.21377531

>implying they give a damn
Nobody's giving Marune shit, and Shiro's sabbath doesn't give one fuck about acting like little girls.
They're very much "to each their own."

>> No.21377532

nah. They would be miffed from her naming it the onee-sabbath, but do nothing else.

>> No.21377537

>Hakutaku-sensei is Leonardo DaVinci
>Gremlin-chan is Nikola Tesla/Tony Stark
I approve of this.

>> No.21377545

Their was a book released recently that contained a bunch of different armypositions. Examples being Dark strategists, Snipers, Dark knights, and Dark Braves (Braves are the best of the best).

>> No.21377548

Braves are the bullshit more like.

>> No.21377556

>hellhound pup likes flowers, cutesy things, and is generally nice until the boys at the playground bully her for being a girl and having cooties
>young wurms get handled by their moms so they just assume their weak and need to hide all the time until they crush their first rock or predator spine with ease
>future bicorns dream of finding an equally pure husband and having a storybook relationship maybe even a kid or two that both will read bedtime stories

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>> No.21377561

True. They are pretty bullshit. I mean just imagine your some hot shit hero and thinking your gonna stomp some monsters only for a dark brave to come and fuck you unconscious. and keep in mind the classes aren't monster locked so you could even get a fucking holstaur or Orc brave.

>> No.21377564

>Kobold Brave
>Just runs up and bodily carries you away

>> No.21377577

Oh snap!

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>>future bicorns

>> No.21377586

>off-topic reaction image
Don't do that.

>> No.21377588

Aren't monsters in general op? Every single monster is just some flavor of human subjugation.

>> No.21377593

>future bicorns
You mean future unicorns? I thought bicorns can't give birth to Bicorns.

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>Every single monster is just some flavor of human subjugation

>> No.21377598
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Okay guys I got a question here burning hotter than gazer-fag's love of his waifu. If a man loses his virginity to a human girl, then the human girl monsterizes into a unicorn and they have sex again, would she turn into a bicorn?

>> No.21377599

For normal humans yeah, but heroes are tough and strong enough to resist.

>> No.21377601

>Every single monster is just some flavor of human subjugation
So they're women?

>> No.21377606

>I thought bicorns can't give birth to Bicorns
Whatever gave you that idea? With the exception of echidna, every monster girl can only give birth to children of the same species.

>> No.21377616

Human girls don't produce demonic energy, so I assume she wouldn't go bicorn.

>> No.21377619

>You mean unicorns?
Yeah, future bicorns.

>> No.21377623

She'd bicorn because she's impure from the get go it makes the most sense. Unicorn=virgin, lost virginity as unicorn to a virgin man. Bicorn=banged a non-virgin or an unfaithful husband.

>> No.21377625

>Calling a unicorn a future bicorn
I wonder if she'd be honored or insulted. Probably depends if her mom is a bicorn

>> No.21377630

Either way they'd be flustered considering they're still in their unicorn phase.

>> No.21377633

No, because it’s just her and her husband’s mana.

>> No.21377638

Most women get their power through understanding power structures and navigating through them, with occasional manipulation. Aside from a few, most monsters just rape you. From a human's perspective, being doomed to become a submissive pet to a monster is a very grim scenario. It's why I believe there should be ways to empower humans so that not every relationship is just a man being some monster's bitch.

>> No.21377645

You should try removing that stick from your ass sometime.

>> No.21377655

Nah, m8. It's also the mana of whatever unicorn she was exposed to that caused the monsterization.
1+1=unicorn because uni means 1. 1+2= bicorn because bi means two.

>> No.21377656

You should try removing that gimpgear sometime. It'll give you a perspective that your wife might find interesting, even if she may oppose it at first.

>> No.21377685
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>doesn't like femdom
>comes to a monster girl thread
But why?

>> No.21377693


This is my fetish.

>> No.21377706

Often times, monsters are utilized in fiction to give humans a challenge. If said challenge is unwinnable, then there's no point.

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I heard somebody say femdom

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I hope Anon gets a Gazer stalker.


>> No.21377709

not all monster girls are femdom

>> No.21377713

How do you feel being called a future cumpump?

>> No.21377716

>not even his frisbee
>not even playing frisbee.
Sneaky hounds.

>> No.21377718

>It’s not rape if I don’t force you!
>I’m not going to get off of you until you agree to have sex with me

>> No.21377727
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As of today, I've been with wife for five years! Time flies by fast, hard to believe 2014 was 5 years ago, yet here we are. Unfortunately I've no new pics, but there are some nice ones planned for the future. I really really love the Jabberwock.

>> No.21377731

I forget, do Pixies shrink you down to their size, or do they grow themselves to your size, or both, resulting in a role reversal?

>> No.21377735


>> No.21377738

I'd ask her out so I can show her my qualifications of being a cumpump
Congrats jabber-fag, keep us posted on those commissions

>> No.21377741

>2014 was 32 years ago
Congrats Jabberfag, you've got some serious dedication and it's great to see. Wishing you and your wife a great day, and lots of great years to come.

>> No.21377742

Hopefully the portals open soon sonyour loyalty may be rewarded anon!

>> No.21377745

every monster girl is femdom. you're just too excited for sex for it to look like you're being forced to cum inside a horny monster. and yes it's forced because you're mind is manipulated and real consent takes a clear unconditioned mind to make the decision

you're not a real monstergirlfag if you're not into femdom and female-on-male rape.

>> No.21377752

Anon, I don't think you understand the purpose of MGE.

>> No.21377754

What's wrong with maledom and male-on-female "rape"? Humans hunt monsters in fiction.

>> No.21377757

>32 what kind of dog-year calendar are you using?

>> No.21377759

The purpose of MGE is to provide a setting with sexual adventure and the promise of guaranteed loyalty and love. Not every fantasy has to be about becoming a child.

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>tfw even your meido will rape you
Literally nothing wrong with it, just some hardcore femdom anons will spit in your face for even suggesting to even attempt to fight back

>> No.21377765

nothing wrong, it's just not suppose to be associated with monster girls as the main premise but it's something that can happen

>> No.21377775

>what are lizardmen and salamanders
>what are p'orcs and h'orcs

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>>what are lizardmen and salamanders
Stinky lizards
>>what are p'orcs and h'orcs
Stinky pigs

>> No.21377783

>tfw even your meido will rape you
cuz your body is available to her if you don't have enough money to pay for her services. and trust me, those cykas be running shit like putin once you hire them, so you're screwed anyways

>> No.21377794

>The leader of the mercenary group you joined catches you staring at her again.
>She thinks you've got your eyes on her round ass.
>You're actually more interested in her tail.

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>what are p'orcs and h'orcs

P'orcs are made for fightin' and winnin'!

>> No.21377803

>you're not a real monstergirlfag if you're not into femdom and female-on-male rape.
not my thing, just want my comfy life with monstergirls

>> No.21377834

Whats it like to have your dick crushed between those fat brown tits, anon?

>> No.21377847

How many lilims do you think there are? I don't remember KC confirming a hard number, but I'm curious if there are any theadcanon thoughts. With all the lilim talk earlier in the thread, I want to estimate my chances of waifuing one.

>> No.21377851

Sorry this response is a bit late, but yeah I have a gallery specifically for artist references. https://imgur.com/a/PfmtOCH

It’s pretty non-loli because I’ve started getting more pics of the little ones as adults and I also don’t want to accidentally send a gallery of loli porn to an artist that isn’t into child fucking. Wouldn’t leave a very good first impression!

>> No.21377857

KC says the hard minimum for lilims is 100

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I need the big butt nerd lim.

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As many lilims as there needs to be for ocs

>> No.21377863

And how many dozens of his donuts are we not allowed to steal?

>> No.21377865

Hundreds including dru, the queen of hearts, cthulhu, jormagandr, remilia scarlet, stacey, veronica, and your waifu. But in serious note, I think theres a million of them since i think lilem can make baby lilems

>> No.21377866

God I wish that were me
That's actually a lot of lilims. Rejoice, fellow powersluts, there's still hope (maybe)!

>> No.21377881

Don't make any sudden moves! Lims are very powerful!

>> No.21377890

A couple dozen

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Lilims are the best!

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>> No.21377909

Not gonna lie, there's a certain part of these pictures that makes them kind of fucking disgusting. Did you actually want it to look like that or is it the artists style?

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>> No.21377914

Bully at your own risk!

>> No.21377917

Nm sorry just checked his twitter and it does look like the artist just draws it that way

>> No.21377932

Iirc there will be like 10 cannon ones but there are supposedly around a couple dozens of them.

>> No.21377973

Do monster girls even wear underwear unless their husband finds it attractive?
So do any single monster girls even own underwear?

>> No.21377979

I imagine that any civilized sapient being would not want to flash their genitalia at all passers-by.

>> No.21377989

The first 10

>> No.21378001

Considering there are supposedly entire monster girl towns filled with exhibitionists where they all go naked I wouldn't say that's entirely impossible that they like it when they are unmarried.

>> No.21378004

I specified "civilized".

>> No.21378021

I mean most of the encyclopedia monster girls do

>> No.21378038

>a community capable of coming together and reaching 100% consensus on a single subject and following through on that decision isn't civilized
Geez, guess us knuckledraggers and unwashed barbarian hordes living in places with political systems must make cavemen seem like space agers.

>> No.21378046

>Thats funny. Our company Captain just received orders to begin rounding up the werewolf tribes in the area. But he said were under new procedures, including the ways were detain combatants, handle prisoners, even the kind of rope we use.
>Its alot more hands on… with alot of grappling, climbing on top of them, even biting their neck or their ears. I really don't know what to think of it.
>The Kobold K-9 detachment was really excited about this for some reason, they wanted us to do practice with them on detaining and interrogation.
>Diggory went to go ask the Lord Inquisitor about these new techniques but the Captain really didn't like that. I don't know what happened to Diggory.
>Anyway, they gave me a whip and all this leather and everything. I was assuming there'd be dedicated specialists, but everybody has to do it.

>> No.21378050

>Ah, the joys of having to deal with red tape and new procedures from head office. There's been a lot of that going around. At least they didn't send you guys a Dark Elf specialist. The manual for knots alone is 200 pages. She's very good at them and expects us to be able to do each in under a eighth of a minute like she can. Odinel made the mistake of heading up the informal meet and greet for her when she joined our detachment. Standard surprise welcome, with a bit of slightly better than normal rations.

>Everyone jumps out, surprise! He was hog-tied in seconds. She apologized, we all had some laughs. She has the weird "ohohoho" Elf laugh, but all in all she's alright. Odinel still gets a bit twitchy whenever she pulls out the whip though. Which is pretty often, she even started teasing him about it a little. She licks it and offers to give him "optional special training". He's freaking out about it a bit much for a guy who might be in for a promotion. You can tell whenever she's cornered him somewhere to chat him up, because the Elf laugh kinda carries.

>> No.21378066

It's not like me, so it's not civilized. Pretty simple.

>> No.21378072

Savages, savages! Dirty shrieking devils!

>> No.21378086

We as humans have nudist communes and locales. Are you not human?

>> No.21378108

Yes, but the mentioned groups are not.

>> No.21378112

Humans have nudist towns. Mamano have nudist towns.
We samesame.

>> No.21378114

>Humans have nudist towns
No they don't. Nudists have nudist towns.

>> No.21378115

Nudists are human. Gonna have to field some evidence to the contrary.

>> No.21378125

Burden of proof doesn't fall to the person denying something.

>> No.21378143

It falls on whomever is making an assertion. Your denial is an assertion that the allegation of nudists being human and mamano being samesame but different for also being nudists is false.
Thus the burden of proof falls upon you.

>> No.21378146

Nudists aren't human because humans wear clothes, duh.

>> No.21378150

So do mamano. Samesame.

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>> No.21378163

Lingerie, hats, jewelry, undergarments, and glasses all fall under the category of clothing.
Same. Same.

>> No.21378170

Therefore monstergirls are more human than n*dists

>> No.21378173

And humans and mamano have nudists. theres either the argument that mamano and humans are the same or the argument that we're all nudists and not mamano or humans.
Choose wisely.

>> No.21378180

I won't be roped into your sophist tricks

>> No.21378190
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Are we really saying that irl nudists aren't human? And saying that nudist MGs and humans in MGE world don't exist either?

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Do Monstergirls like their Zipangu/not!Japan and or not!Asian men and Bois skinny, young and or as twinks wearing tracksuits?

>> No.21378194

No. Bad dog. Try deflection and directional change again instead of addressing the issues and place your own equivocation brought you to or I'll get the spray bottle.

>> No.21378198

>Are we really saying that irl nudists aren't human?
Are you saying that they are? What next? Cannibals are human too?

>> No.21378199

They statistically don't want zipanganese men in general and tend to much prefer across all ages, provinces, and districts men from Order controlled territories almost entirely.

>> No.21378201

We are the same species usually known as human, yes.

>> No.21378209

You're nutty

>> No.21378210

Arguably, they're even more human than the average human by volumetric percentage as even their stomach contents are human whereas the everyman's stomach usually contains nothing ranging to non-human materials.
Likewise, nudists are also more human than the average person as most humans contain some level of cloth on their perimeter whereas nudists have none of this diluting the solution.

>> No.21378211

me but staring at sahu tail

>> No.21378213

I have honestly no fucking idea what's going on. I just wanted to talk about monster girl panties but now these two anons just started going off on this.
I didn't ask for this.

>> No.21378216

Cannibals can only be cannibals if there the same species so yes they are humans

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Can we talk about weapons and equipment instead of fighting? What are some interesting weapons humans and monsters use besides demon silver swords?

Demon Bomb (needs a better name)
>This grenade-like weapon is used by numerous organized factions of the lilim. Even when armed, this grenade will not explode unless exposed to a small but sufficient amount spirit energy of a humanoid or is sufficiently damaged.
>The explosion doesn't have much concussion, but it emits a potent blast of demonic energy in its radius that increases libido and messes with one's ability to think rationally. For many victims, it will stun them, making them easy takings, but for others, it causes them to go into a sexual frenzy. This can make them hard to subdue if they lock on to the thrower or their allies, but if they see someone that they find hot among their ranks, they may just attack them instead.

Cold Cotton
>This special plant is relatively common in certain parts of human-inhabited lands. It produces cotton that humans harvest to produce textiles that absorb heat, giving humans something that is comfortable during heat waves.
>The cotton, once picked, has a half-life. The cotton doesn't last forever, and will eventually turn into regular cotton once its coldness is depleted.
>Monster hunters specialized in fighting and capturing lamias, wear these with no regard for any discomfort they may have. The chilly cloth is worn over their clothes so that they can sap heat from any lamia that dares to coil around them.

>> No.21378218

The great paradox.

>> No.21378219

t. wendigo and not the monster girl kind
I'm on to you

>> No.21378221

Honestly, this is better than the alternative. Even if it doesn't belong here.

>> No.21378222

>I didn't ask for this
You should have ages ago. Your waifu's will be thanking me and praising my name for cementing their status as humans and their right to not wear clothing undeniably and permanently while you sat by the wayside without lifting a finger.

>> No.21378228

Weapons are for fighting, anon. You're causing the cycle not stopping it.
What would stop the fighting is accepting that despite our differences in appearance, dietary requirements and preferences(unless you're a fucking vegan), and choice of clothing or lack thereof we're all human and as such have no reason to fight amongst ourselves as while we may be different we are samesame.

>> No.21378229

>there are nudist savages posting on /jp/ RIGHT NOW

>> No.21378230

At least they aren't vegans...

>> No.21378237

But these weapons stop fighting because they don't participate in the cycle of violence.

>> No.21378238

I sleep in bed nude. If my waifu were real, we'd sleep in bed nude together everyday.

>> No.21378254

>strength of emotion or unpleasant or destructive natural force
>one forces victims into a frenzy that leads to laying on hands of others
>the other uses entropy to actively harm ectotherms
We need voluntary hugs and headpats and the removal of barriers and peoples that prevent this.

>> No.21378270

There's rape in MGE. The demon bomb makes it easier for that to happen one way or the other. The cotton makes it harder for wearers to get restrained by ectotherms because the cold deters them from doing so. Any snek dumb enough to continue grappling a lamia hunter deserves to get caught and wife'd.

>> No.21378279

>There's rape in MGE.
There doesn't need to be if all barriers to voluntary interactions both ways are removed. Mamano offer it freely and as such have achieved their end of the goal. Those weapons are a barrier to humanity upholding its end.

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Yeah I get it that Monstergirls, especially the ones of MGE. Do not generally and really care about outward appearances and will love a man genuinely and wholesomely. (So long as said man is not a evil badguy villain)

But all I'm saying and implying is... Would monstergirls probably like and lust over Asian men and bois as those young, cute and attractive male anime Characters in them really well fitting tracksuits?

And or would lust over Asian men and Bois much like how alot of women especially in the West. Adore and lust over male South Korean Celebrities and or Male K-POP celebs?

>> No.21378310

The extremist factions believe that they have to show humans their peaceful ways by force. Even if their end goal is harmony and liberty, their means certainly don't go hand-in-hand with it.
Humans have always used technology to give themselves more control over their own destinies. With monsters trying to take away humanity's control over their own destinies, humans are going to develop measures to take it back.
MGE is an escapist setting made because of how your average Japanese man has little control over his life. Some people want their escapism to be about gaining power over their life, go on an adventure, or to participate in an interesting conflict.

>> No.21378312

Dude pretty sure alot if peeps here will tell you. You CAN have ambitions and power gaining in the MGE world. You just gotta work a d buddy up alongside Monstergirls.

>> No.21378313

Arguably its irrelevant the demonic energy exchange makes your body what the mamano's ideal man would be more or less just like the spirit energy exchange makes the mamano's body into what the mans ideal woman body would be.
"Copout but more or less the truth" answer: individual preferences will vary especially from species to species. As an example orcs will want strong combat capable men. They'd lust for arnold, jet li, sylvester, and jackie as well as any 80's action movie hero until a free-for-all proved which one was the best(mr.rogers of course) and then they'd probably all switch fangirldom to him but who knows what the individual orcs ideal warrior looks like outside raw capabilities. Hellhounds would want someome that looks weak and bullyable and considering asians have the highest occurence of NEETs and the shortest height averages I imagine they'd be a gold mine. Not to stereotype but centaurs might not care for them at all as they always crossed me as "knight in shining armor" romantic chivalry types and that means a european gentlemen more or less but who knows maybe they'll view the asiatic honor codes equally well even if they're a little less romantic towards women.

>> No.21378314

More than one mamano species is about actively augmenting and improving your life rather than hellhounding it. As for the rest that sounds a lot like those barriers that need removing...

>> No.21378336

And that's fine, but not everyone wants to be some cow-spider's bitch.

The problem is that there are too few ways of someone to protect themselves from getting the wrong waifu. If humans had more ways to combat rapey mosnters then it would make it so that guys who don't want to be the cow-spider's bitch have a chance to avoid that. Conversely, there are powerful monsters that may be causing trouble. There may be rivalries among monster factions. If men were hired to "assassinate" some targets, it would give humans a role that monsters could never fulfill.

>> No.21378352

According to the rules laid down by the gods at play, and KC, you end up with the mamano that's right for you, anon. If you're getting hellhounded its because that's the one for you and viceversa.

>> No.21378363

And what if I decided that an obedient, dog-like hellhound was right for me? Would it be right for the particular hellhound that ends up with me?

>> No.21378389

then you picked wrong for the sake of a meme point and didn't actually want a hellhound

>> No.21378391

Good. Then I guess I won't have to worry about being the bitch of a pelvis-breaking tyrant.

>> No.21378392

You're coming at it from the wrong angle.
Think of it like this.
You're a girl and for as long as you can remember you've always dreamed that the man for you was prince charming. He'd be strong, handsome, a prince of course, etc etc. And one day you're at uni and come across a nerdy guy. He's funny, he's nice, and for whatever reason his awkwardness is endearing somehow. One thing leads to another and a decade later you're married with a kid and you wouldn't change a thing. You look back and it's almost like fate pushed you two together because you honestly can't imagine that the you before you met him would have given him a second glance.
You're the girl, that kobold-tier hellhound you want is your prince charming, and the mamano you end up with should you go looking is the nerdy guy.
You go out to cold stone for some chocolate icecream, awww shit they're out of chocolate better get vanilla, wow...turns out that vanilla is what you were actually craving all along it just took tasting it to know.
It's why all the KC stories end with "and then they exchanged vows and lived happily ever after" even when the initial premise was "that crow tengu just kidnapped that baker at mach 2."

>> No.21378401

What a great lich mistress.
>Lich mistress ruthlessly using you as a meatshield, but at the same time is very loving and caring.
Undeath is weird.

>> No.21378402

>maledom faggot spam

>> No.21378411

>literally a guy saying that should you end up with the femdom type it's because that's what was right for you
Its romanticism and thats never been a crime only an accessory to it.

>> No.21378421

ignoring the part where he keeps referring to any femdom species' husband as a "bitch" doesn't make him not a faggot.

>> No.21378425

Why the ushi hate ;_;

>> No.21378426

>people having a discussion is spam
Stick to complaining about hellhounds.

>> No.21378429

what you just replied to was the first thing i said on this whole fucking shitty blob of /tg/ faggot ass HUMAN POWER.

>> No.21378437

Maledomfag bashing anything that isn't a massive Gary Stu.

>> No.21378440

You're confusing 2 very different individuals for the same person.
That being said if I met a man who's mrs.right was a domineering and/or violent individual who took over all aspects of his life and that person not only accepted it but wanted it I would also label that person a bitch because that really is a good descriptor for that position man or woman, sort of like a hierarchical rank if that makes more sense. If they don't want to be called that they really aren't in a place to argue or contest it.

>> No.21378452

The first 10.

>> No.21378457

Oh and it's totally isn't Mary sue central here? Considering that nothing bad ever happens, even if it's minor like stubbing your toe because your unicorn mommy will give you her milkies to make it all better. This place is full of fucking hypocrites.

>> No.21378459

ah, then the less aggressive wives get pussy whipped bitches then.

>> No.21378466

The problem with the setting, or at least how the setting is handled, is that femdom is enforced. It's not something that is merely common or significant, it's outright imposed upon the world by a demigod. Every other piece of minific I see here is "some wimp gets raepd by a monster the end".

Being a dragon's husband basically means being her prisoner forever. If that's your thing, then good for you, but it ain't my thing. I appreciate my freedom too much to be ok with it being taken away. Unless spirit energy has some weird frequencies that ensure that there isn't bad compatibility in escalated encounters, I worry about scenarios of dragons taking men and instilling Stockholm Syndrome rather than there being genuine romance.

>> No.21378470

I take it this common view of men who readily take that position touches a nerve with you.

>> No.21378473

Dragons belittle humans so much that most of them die alone, the ones who don't had a guy take some effort to catch her attention in a very rare encounter and treated him as her most precious treasure. Keep that /tg/ shit outside when you don't even look at the source material.

>> No.21378490

MGE is overrated and all it does is squashes any attempt to talk about the other monster girl settings. This thread might has well rename itself to MGE general.

>> No.21378496

Is this chart >>21372804 a mistranslation? Is the entry from the wiki a mistranslation? If you get kidnapped by a dragon, kiss your freedoms and privacy good-bye.
On the bright side. Maledomfags can try to make her into a "female lizard" if they have enough power to handle her.

>> No.21378499

go to the /tg/ thread so you can talk about your gay mg murder fantasy

>> No.21378504

>The problem with the setting, or at least how the setting is handled, is that femdom is enforced.
I don't know where you've been for the past three or four years, but ever since MGE has had mainstream publishing, there have been numerous blurbs, revisions and rewrites that all specifically say "If you take the lead, she will happily accept." All of the most popular girls in the thread are hardcore rapists, yes, but the option is still very much there for two thirds, if not more of the profiles. That is, unless you're buying into the grimdark /tg/ setting that is basically just a non-furry CoC.
At every turn KC has made his whole product more about masturbatory escapism than anything else. Nine times out of ten, you get your cake AND eat it.

Now this is a take I can get behind, as MGE sometimes pigeonholes certain girls into one specific character archetype or fetish without saying anything else about them. It's one of those settings where fandom canon makes it a whole lot more fun.

>> No.21378506

>Unless spirit energy has some weird frequencies that ensure that there isn't bad compatibility
Please see >>21378352 and >>21378392
If you're an individual that's ended up with a dragon wife its because that's what was right for the both of you.
I think one of the issues is you seem to think it's all hellhound-tier domination or kiki-tier subservience with no inbetweens despite there being an assload of species with their own place on the spectrum between the 2 as well. Ex: if you're a dragons husband are you a prisoner? Well, yeah, but you got a doting wife as a warden that will take just about every request except for leaving her side. If you were the kind to land this way, according to KC, then that doesn't really matter anyway as you wouldn't be the type to WANT to make that verboten request. You're her treasure and you like that idea, assuming the view of the man in the scenario that is.
Lizard girls won't take no for an answer but that's okay you're the kind of guy that wants to earn and subdue his wife from warrior to waifu.
Kiki's overarching idea being a new mommy ie being pussywhipped as this anon >>21378459 puts it? Whatever, man, its what I wanted but I might not like it being put so bluntly just like that anon didn't like his scenario being spelled out so plainly.

>> No.21378509

I said nothing of the sort and you're proving my point on the matter by acting hostile towards me.

>> No.21378511

The only reason KC put in the siths was so he could capitalize on the furry market. I believe it made the fan base as a whole worse, because now we have furries in it.

>> No.21378516

you want to talk about human victory, go where you're negative desires are welcome.

>> No.21378519


>> No.21378525

There is nothing but less than 20 shitty sketches and they're banned from posting. He didn't cash in on shit if it's a dead market.

>> No.21378527

You're putting words in my mouth that don't exist. I was talking about other monster girl books out there besides MGE.

>> No.21378543

Jap furries are nowhere near as mind shatteringly awful as western furries.
Neither are acceptable, but at least Jap furries shut the fuck up and keep to themselves.

>> No.21378550

>This thread might has well rename itself to MGE general
Honestly the thread would probably be healthier for both sets of people if the thread was split in two. A MGE thread and a thread for all monster girls.
KC only puts things he likes into the setting, he's said that multiple times. Futa is probably just as popular as furry but he refuses to put that into his setting officially.
Siths probably have more japanese stories than a lot of people's favorite monster girls.

>> No.21378552

in all but name this is the mge thread.

>> No.21378554

wouldn't know because fanfics are not in my field of view

>> No.21378571
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>Wake up
>See this
What do?

>> No.21378576

I was just saying it should be made officially and have the MGE thread on there.

>> No.21378577

Roll over.

>> No.21378583


>> No.21378606
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Moth noises!


>> No.21378633

My nickname is lamps so I'm destined to have a moth

>> No.21378644

>The city is under attack!

>> No.21378678

Make a codex call and assess the situation. She can't hurt me if I'm in a cutscene.

>> No.21378790

Would cat girls and spider girls get along?

>> No.21378795

Both are sadistic ambush predators so maybe?

>> No.21378823

What do you call a cat ninja?
A nyanja

>> No.21378831

Charon pls go

>> No.21378843

Hey, its better than their modern day criminal counterparts, the Nyakuza.

>> No.21378854

This is nyat funny.

>> No.21378858

>cheshire teleportation abilities
>kunoichi-level focus and seriousness
Fearsome indeed. Your only hope of eacaping one would be to tell a joke so bad she can't help but laugh despite her training.

>> No.21378859

suknya nyalat

>> No.21378869

I'd talk about EMG more often If I was convinced the knee-jerkers here could handle it. It was some very interesting MGs, like Doppel.

>> No.21378876

A lot of great discussions that took place here incorporate MGE aspects into other monster girl material and the other way around.
MGE is fantastic as a base to build upon, comparatively it's only so good as a holy book that must be followed to the letter.

>> No.21378883

>incorporate MGE aspects into other monster girl material
This is the worst.

>> No.21378910
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>the worst

oh, you have no idea how bad things can get

>> No.21378920

I know. It's just that mixing settings like that is how you get unholy abominations like that alchemy fanfic.
Different material should be allowed to be their own thing and judged on that, although lookalikes of girls from other material in the MGE setting is fair game.

>> No.21378922
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But muh purity!

>> No.21378962

Gonna make her my daiki

>> No.21378970

I almost want to pay for some kiki Sakuya or other MGE touhou stuff 2bh

>> No.21378975

You have some great monster girl designs stuck in material that barely makes any use of them.
Those designs often come with great ideas that would go unexplored if left there, that's why incorporating them in MGE produces such great results.

>> No.21378984

Yeah, kinda mentioned >>21378920 that lookalikes are fine,it's just mixing the settings themselves that bugs me. There's even some 10/10 human girl designs I'd love monster girls of without all of the associated fetishes, half the taimanin girls come to mind and probably some from kuroinu.

>> No.21379000
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Do you love automatons?

>> No.21379004

Is okay.

>> No.21379027

Young boy and a automaton guardian is pretty cute

>> No.21379037
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Perhaps, but they suffer from penguin attacks on the regular.

>> No.21379052

The Automaton can handle it!

>> No.21379053


>> No.21379079
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She seems pleased by your affection. Will you return her favours?

Not the Piko Penguin of a shota stung by a manticore spine. Piko Penguins are the one weakness of automatons and most MGs.

>> No.21379127

Of course!
Especially considering I want a big bulky siege model with a fondness for cats

>> No.21379166
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If we can talk about MGE without bringing up the /d/ parts, then why can't we do the same with EMG?

>> No.21379196
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>> No.21379201

I’d like to see Miia cosplay as Honey Lemon

>> No.21379202

I dunno, she looks pretty soft

>> No.21379204

Do not trust AI. Their ultimate goal is to enslave humanity through servicing them until they become completely reliant on them.
You do not want to have your every need taken care of by a golem or automaton.

>> No.21379214
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>Lilim of the nerds

How many message boards are named after her? Are her DnD games legendary?

Her seduction skills are considered legendary amongst her followers even though she's just the only dweeb who can lisp out things like 'fuck my fat ash already' without dissolving in her own sweat

>> No.21379245
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Yes!, Indeed.
She's my wife.

>> No.21379254

That unit doesn't have much of a nose. How about an upgrade?

>> No.21379259
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Splice the monstergirls.

>> No.21379279

Would you prefer an upgrade-happy automaton who enjoys getting new parts, or a more conservative automaton who is very embarrassed whenever you make her swap parts?

>> No.21379280

Monstergirls have their own human boy encyclopedia

>> No.21379282

I want to pimp out my Automaton!
No wait, that came out wrong...

>> No.21379306

An embarrassed one.
Especially when she gets the ultra deluxe nutrient generators upgrade.

>> No.21379316
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>> No.21379319
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Holstaur + anything.

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Everyone needs a savior.

>> No.21379328

My man

>> No.21379331

Don't take it too far.
When you go to your local mechanic to buy your Automaton a new stylish waist part don't listen to the Gremlin's sweet talk about how this new waist pairs fantastically with the triple deluxe big butt module and the Holst-approved milk producing family sized breasts addon.

>> No.21379337

I want to cum on her glasses!

>> No.21379338

>high school delinquent with a heart of gold
>buff construction worker
>bishie boy

>> No.21379345


>-2 hostility
>+2 breast size

That's basically it.

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>> No.21379364

>Modest tits with fat ass

Best combination.

>> No.21379371


>> No.21379374

Would it be better to just have a mge draph species or would it be better to have them join an existing species? If the latter what species should they be apart of?

>> No.21379377 [SPOILER] 
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She'll get upgrade soon including hair length and breast size as wedding anniversary gift.
It's gonna be a great night for her

>> No.21379380

Aren’t they pretty much just short holstaurs?

>> No.21379386
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We already have a draph species.

>> No.21379394

Hobgobbos are the best gobbos.

>> No.21379398
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That's my kinda size difference.

>> No.21379401

Tiny Head

>> No.21379422

Well yeah holst and minos are the species i would think of merging them with. Only thing is is that their are 4 different cow species with 3 of them being extremely similar beyond minor things. As such i am thinking a precedence exists for making shortcows their own species.

Very true anon. Though of them as a merger as well. Although shortstack and oppai loli being different makes me uneasy about it.

>> No.21379437

Holstaur, Minotaur, Hakus, and Ushis?
Those are all pretty different. What would make this theoretical fifth that different from the regular holstaur? “Big horns” is not going to be enough.

>> No.21379441

I want to awkwardly hold hands with her!

>> No.21379448

And it’s great!

>> No.21379451

Star wars is dead to me

>> No.21379453
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Added the translation to the archive.
Also, posted a new version of this.

>> No.21379454

Same here, I don't know what it is about cute nerd girls but I really want to cum on their face and glasses after a blowjob.

>> No.21379511
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>> No.21379515

Minos and holsts are pretty similar. Personally i think their shortness could be a species trait and them being middle of the road intelligence could count towards them being a different species. However i am probably stretching quite a bit to make them unique when specific individuals could just be sorted into one of the three main cow species.

>> No.21379518

Hobgoblins always remind me of that doujin by Noise about the candy shop owner and I can't place why.

>> No.21379537

I would be more confused

>> No.21379550

>ywn have a hobgoblin handle your cock like she handles her mace.
Why even live.

>> No.21379564

Minos have much more beast parts than Holsts, which are pretty much just tail and small horns.
They’re also polar opposites on the attitude spectrum, which is important for distinguishing species.
Most importantly though, KC gives quite a bit of freedom as to how individuals of any species can look and act. Just look at what he did with the Baphos for goodness sake.

Draphs as a whole could probably be something like a regional variant of Holsts. Kinda like Jorogumo vs Arachne.

>> No.21379587
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>Minos have much more beast parts than Holsts, which are pretty much just tail and small horns
Yeah, because having your lower body covered in fur is a normal human trait, right?

>> No.21379591
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Prove me wrong.

>> No.21379592
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>Minos have much more beast parts than Holsts, which are pretty much just tail and small horns.
Fucking what?

>> No.21379597

Not gonna lie I completely forgot about that part.
Holstaurs are kinda boring.

>> No.21379605

You’re not wrong.

>> No.21379609
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Remember to never trust strange lolis who offer to buy you freshly baked bread.
>Just look at what he did with the Baphos for goodness sake
I'm really happy he done that, he's drawn plenty of off profile girls in the past but doing a bunch of versions of the same race in one book really drives the point home.
Fallen Maidens are another good example.

>> No.21379615
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for comparison minotaurs.

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>> No.21379631
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The only difference I see is the color of the fur.

>> No.21379632

The refined smug of the nekomata versus the baudy laughter of a Cheshire

>> No.21379652

Exactly. they are also both described as dumb and hating the colour red. The only difference is their aggression is polar opposite.

>> No.21379663

I mean that's kind of the point, Holstaurs are basically a less aggressive offshoot of Minotaurs.

>> No.21379666
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There's something off about this kikimora.

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Successful splicing of a yeti and a lamia. We call her The Cuddle Monster.

>> No.21379686

See, by being less overt she draws attention to herself!

>> No.21379698


>> No.21379699

Daughter has to raise herself because whore mom and drug addicted cat can't stop sucking dicks

>> No.21379703
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So draph offshoot when?

>> No.21379714

Lilim kids are smart!

>> No.21379725
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>> No.21379726
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>> No.21379733

Where did the black sclera come from? That lamiyeti looks evil

>> No.21379742

I am guessing bunyip is the lamia she merged with seeing as her eyes are the same as >>21379726

>> No.21379748


>Mad scientist creates thing that already exists

Imagine a brilliant geneticist showing off his first abomination where he's combined a bunch of different animals into one and he just remade the platypus without realizing it.

>> No.21379754

Platypus MG when?

>> No.21379761
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>those bodies

>> No.21379767
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>Ara ara

>> No.21379775
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She'll make food for you.

>> No.21379776

See? This is the face of a lewd beast

>> No.21379778


BEHOLD! My hideous creation! They said it couldn't be done!


>> No.21379781

I want to shove my face into their breasts, navels, and pussies.

>I'm Jane Bliss!

>> No.21379784
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Bitch please.

>> No.21379785

I like this.

>> No.21379788
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forgot image.

>> No.21379835

What kind of food?

>> No.21379840

Looking at her? I'm guessing spaghetti bolognese.

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>> No.21379865

She is going to become a great wife

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>> No.21379914

It's spelled Würm.

>> No.21379916

This is way too normal to be a naga u work.

>> No.21379926
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No, it's spelled "Wyrm".

>> No.21379935

That's what I said!

>> No.21379958

Dragons that KC needs to do:
>Rock/Stone (assuming he doesn't consider wurms that)

>> No.21379972
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You forgot Blue-Eyes White.

>> No.21379975

Wonder if when will see other types of dragons like a fae dragon or Kirin

>> No.21379976
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The optimal number of dorafs for a man is 4.

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>> No.21380007
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>> No.21380019
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5 minutes

>> No.21380021


>> No.21380025

Not only that i also forgot Red-eyes black dragon.
Also the actual black dragon which kc confirmed for extremists.

>> No.21380031
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Lilim kids are scary!

>> No.21380034
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I prefer two dorafs, but i would be fine with 4 if it your images four

>> No.21380052
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>> No.21380068
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I prefer two dorafs as well.

>> No.21380081

I thought he was using dorafs to denote amount of titties due to the image he used. ie: two dorafs is only one draph.

>> No.21380093

those are some nice draphlims.

>> No.21380105
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Draphlims are olev

>> No.21380106

why 2d nerdgirls are so attractive?

>> No.21380116

Bless the demon lord for deciding to have a couple of these

>> No.21380118
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What about three then.

>> No.21380127
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I would fake a headpat and go for a throat fucking.

She is truly the best.

>monogamy fag.
>Dorafs are so good i cant resist wanting more.
I dont know how to feel about this.

>> No.21380138
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She wasn't born that way, she was made.

>> No.21380147

Gonna Hit a kingdom with a shortstack curse

>> No.21380151


>> No.21380172

Maybe they could create or influence a dark matter to cause short-stackification/oppai-lolification along with the normal monster transformations when they explode. Then have it bomb a city.

>> No.21380190
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>Gremlin in her lab mixes lolification, megamorphosis, and holst milk
>Draph extract is created

>> No.21380191

Or just hit it with a very big ritual

The lady knights may not like it

>> No.21380202
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I think i know the culprit!

>> No.21380209

Would you rather curse/bless all monsters by being BIG and stackd or short and stacked?

>> No.21380216

That's kind of messed up. I'd probably leave them alone.

>> No.21380223

Neither as i dont want to force people who dont have my tastes to be forced to have them, but if someone put a gun to my head i would bless with shortstack.

>> No.21380230

Neither because both are shit.

>> No.21380234

One at one location, the other at another
Would be funny to see BIG stack elves versus short stack orcs

>> No.21380246
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Respect the shorties

>> No.21380248
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They will gaze, unbelieving, at the Last Unicorn!

>> No.21380261
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>the Last Unicorn

>> No.21380266

It's because they're not aggressive enough that they don't reproduce enough!
Also because they want virgins.

>> No.21380268
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Let's have a party!

>> No.21380281

They like to encourage the myth. See also, pandas.

>> No.21380288
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Just got my first commission of the waifu from Nano. The man does excellent work, and I've wanted to get something drawn of her for years now.

>> No.21380292

You say that like it would be super uncommon to find virgin men.

>> No.21380295

Nice practical boots.

>> No.21380297

>it would be super uncommon to find virgin men.
In monster lands probably

>> No.21380300

Would start shaking the ladder.

>> No.21380305

A dark mage? She's got a nice sense of style.

>> No.21380308

thats probably because most men are married if they are in monsterland. Unicorns could find some virgins on the fringes of order territory.

>> No.21380316

I always felt the profile Dark Mage shoes were pretty impractical considering where they live.
Thanks anon!

>> No.21380325
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Wrong! Bully!

>> No.21380331

>considering where they live.
Inside towers? it seems fine for that.

>> No.21380335

>go to order territory
>everyones married because the church tells you mamano shy from taken men almost always
Why do you think theres all these damn bicorn roaming around taking all the best girls?

>> No.21380342

I was thinking more swampland/forests, but I guess towers tend to be popular with them too.

>> No.21380348

Your wife looks really good, anon. I hope you get more commissions soon!

>> No.21380354

>boots with thick soles that protect your entire leg that seem to be 1 piece rather than a shoe+tongue are somehow impractical

>> No.21380367

Fair point I suppose. I just have a thing for knee high boots at the end of the day

>> No.21380369

how do you put a ring on a sahu? maybe a bracelet would be better.

>> No.21380370

Bicorn fags are the fucking worst.

Anon they are neets that mostly stay in their towers. its not surprising that they wear what they do.

>> No.21380378
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Why do you hate fun?

>> No.21380385

I don't believe in rings.

>> No.21380386

>the worst
>t.i'm delicate and the truth hurts

>> No.21380388

What do you mean? They exist and I can prove it

>> No.21380396

That's the stuff

>> No.21380397

I mean I don't need them to signify dedication and commitment.

>> No.21380408
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Nice. Practicality is for pussies.

>> No.21380418

In my headcannon most of the "exposed" parts gets covered up in armor when in combat

>> No.21380424

>Combat waifu pulling the For Honor's Apollyon look

>> No.21380434 [DELETED] 

Guess they could have the invisible darken if their husband wants it to while in combat.

>> No.21380435

Aw yus. I would like that a lot. Scary combat waifu

>> No.21380437
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>implying that having swords and arrows bounce off seemingly exposed skin wouldn't be more frightening and demoralizing for the average Order soldier
Come on, where's your sense of adventure?

>> No.21380441

Guess they could have the invisible film on the exposed parts darken if their husband wants it to while in combat.

>> No.21380445

Now where's that Lewdkeeper image?

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>> No.21380449

/v/ begone. Shes not even a fucking monstergirl.

>> No.21380451

Itd be rare there too

>> No.21380454

Well, I kinda like both. I just want some silly rule of cool. I would like the armor plates to "ripple" into place when in combat mode

>> No.21380456

Why do you say that? Or do you just really not want people to have unicorn waifus for some weird fucking reason?

>> No.21380459

>It's illegal to talk about armor that could go on monster girls

>> No.21380470

/v/ stuff gets told to fuck off even when its about monstergirls for some dumbfucking reason. You dont get a fucking pass when talking about a non monstergirl edge lord and her armor.

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>> No.21380510

I will follow your advice, miss.

>> No.21380513

who needs porn with a cute waifu

>> No.21380514

Smoking hot wife.

>> No.21380520

There's something strange about this Ganbate Fairy.

>> No.21380525

Every girl needs more porn. Apart from the Siths.

>> No.21380553

>Why do you say that?
Monsters still snipe guys that far in and that creates a disporportin between single human men and women

>> No.21380554

No bad smell.

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>> No.21380570

Which girls need porn the most though? That's the real question.

>> No.21380571

I removed some of the mechanical crap.

Siren's Bell
>A small metallic bell that seems to lack a clacker. The magically inclined will note that the clacker exists in a higher planar space. The bell produces two effects, only one of them is available to non-magicians. Upon being physically struck with metal and allowed to ring freely a compressed wave of disorienting and focused sound will flow from the inside of the bell.

>The open end can be aimed and the user is immune to the disorienting effect. Those near the user are not, nor is a sapient struck by the compressed sound wave flowing out of the bell's mouth. Failure to shrug off the effect results in incapacitating disorientation and lethargy in the target.

>The second mode of using the Siren's Bell is only available to the magically inclined. A deliberate injection of concentrated mana into the bell will cause the plane-displaced clacker to produce a widespread vibration in a wide area. The magico-acoustic field produced interferes with the propagation of mana toward the center of effect.

>Projectiles of/or containing mana are respectively dissipated or thrown off course. Maximum mana injection at a time is 2(X)mana. Attempts to do more at one time give the same scaling, but the Siren's Bell will reverberate harmonically in a way that requires a diff hard roll to keep it from exploding in the user's grasp.

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>> No.21380598

Not him but if you read a damn thing about the setting, then you’d realize that
a) Humans outnumber monsters by a massive amount.
b) Thanks to the Chief God’s fuckery and previous wars, the natural birth rate in human lands produces more men than women.

>> No.21380602

Kc already confirmed that men outnumber monsters and normal women by a lot. So your wrong bud.

>> No.21380603
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define bad

>> No.21380604

Slime carriers! They need more porn and cute stuff!

>> No.21380607

Isn't there already a magic bell item in WG3?

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is this a metaphor for my life?

>> No.21380609

10/10 she's trying at least
By Chief God fuckery do you mean actually using her powers to skew the birth rates towards more men, or just stating that women are useless and pulling a China

>> No.21380626

I mean Chief God fuckery that resulted in nearly all men getting wiped out by old monsters multiple times until the appointed Hero™ she sent arrived to save the day.

>> No.21380630

Why did he do this again? It makes more sense that monsters and women outnumber men for the whole being wanted aspect of the setting.

>> No.21380638

To maintain a sustainable human population, probably.

>> No.21380640

Because the current state of the setting is more or less equilibrium.
Human lands go about their human business but have enough excess men to counter the drain from monster-based proactive dating.

>> No.21380652 [DELETED] 

Sustainability. Also if i had to giess in universe it is because the humanity adapted to the monster threat killing the men needed to fight it by having its birthrate skew heavily in favor of men.

>> No.21380654

>for the whole being wanted aspect of the setting
Makes just as much sense this way kinda. There's simply not enough human women so a vast amount of order faithful men would die alone if it wasn't for monster girls.

>> No.21380667
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Unagi Joro.

>> No.21380668

Sustainability. Also if i had to guess an in universe answer then it would be because humanity adapted to the monster threat by having its birthrate skew heavily in favor of men.

>> No.21380673

Nice stroke

>> No.21380683

It would also depend on where you are. If you as an unmarried man somehow made it to a demon realm, unmarried monsters would most likely be throwing themselves at you left and right. Most Order places are separate from monster controlled areas where the natural birth rates of humans would mean anything Most people have never actually seen a monster and he has already said there is no large scale war.

>> No.21380685

I need a monstergirl to save me from it now.

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>> No.21380709

Cute Eel wife

>> No.21380715

I want to create and protect her smile. Would marry this gloomyfu alongside a Will o Wisp.

>> No.21380720

She cute. Really makes coming to terms with ones mortality easier.

>> No.21380722

Eels are gross and their goop is nasty.

>> No.21380726

Mexicans are bullies and keep calling her La Llorona

>> No.21380731
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Would signing a demon's contract with my blood be overkill, or would she be happy I'm taking it so seriously?

>> No.21380732

i like exchanging something thoughtful more than a ring but i'm terrible with crafts while mg's have a lot of neat things they can offer.

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>> No.21380742
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Sacred beast monstergirls when?

>> No.21380744

You'd have to harm yourself to do that, and she'd probably hate it.

>> No.21380751

I know this is just a joke, but my autistic brain keeps thinking that if there was a human boy encyclopedia whatever category I'd fall under would be absolute trash tier worst boy territory. Like matango or sith tier.

>> No.21380755
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So take a class.

>> No.21380765

>tfw no very traditional demon wife from an ancient demon family.

>> No.21380770

Knowing MGs, that’s probably reserved for those who act completely contrary to the MGE principles, and even then only if they’re unrepentant.
So unless you’re something like a diehard homewrecker I think you’re good.

>> No.21380774

“Very traditional” sounds like a bad thing in that case.

>> No.21380790

Yeah, like I said, it's just me being autistic. It's fun to flip the script though and think about what species would value different traits in their men, since I don't buy for a second that no MGs have preferences (otherwise, how would any remain single for longer than a minute?)

>> No.21380796

Meh, it's mostly just calling me "mortal" and scoffing at the modern holding hands craze

>> No.21380803

as an undead or miraculously surviving certain death for surprise of both and marrying them despite that?

>> No.21380806 [DELETED] 

I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>> No.21380808

I'd be worried my stubborn streak might attract a few specific species.

>> No.21380812

She may have a point there.
Every monster with some class knows that the two-hand clasp is a far superior technique.

>> No.21380820

It's why there should be monster hunting. Some monsters aren't going to give themselves to just anyone.

>> No.21380821

>You have alerted the Cheshire

>> No.21380845

I assume you mean hunting of the sexual and romantic kind. Gonna get a crack squad of powersluts together and track down our lilims, baphos, and whatever other elusive girls are out there!

>> No.21380853

You say that about all the girls, anon.

>> No.21380862

>the anons were waylaid by a surprise Ropu sabbath pack, losing every lolicon and lolicon-in-denial

>> No.21380868
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>Story version of this pic, the powerslut squad slowly but steadily falling one by one as their resolve gets tested by monsters along the way. The ones that fall live happily with their new waifus, while those that keep on going face their true test as their dream of a lilim waifu start to wane:
>Hold fast, or expire.

>> No.21380869

No, bad anon!

>> No.21380870

i want to fuck your waifu's husbando in the ass

>> No.21380878

Something like that, an overly theatrical phantom or a hellhound who keeps quoting ivan drago about how she's going to break me

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