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>> No.21414289

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21414295

>>21414288
What is that floof hidden to the left?

>> No.21414312
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She's not waving, she's throwing a Yeti gang sign.

>> No.21414338
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i wanna snuggle a sahu in the bath

>> No.21414350
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21414350

Is there a Legion monster girl?

>> No.21414367

>>21414350
Chuuni P'orcs

>> No.21414370

>>21414350
dark matter?

>> No.21414374
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>>21414288
Sometimes I feel I'm too autistic to understand what's supposed to be sexy.
When I look through fashion sets, gravure, porn, even regular animu - it's all that same dead stare.
Maybe I just can't see the subtlety. I can't tell Blue Steel from Latigra, so their faces look bored and vapid. Maybe they just are bored and vapid. Trying really hard to hold their facial muscles still to preserve their smooth skin while staring at a point past the camera.
I don't want that. I want the full gamut of raw emotion with no airs. Someone who can be laugh and sing even if they can't carry a tune, who will play along or be a snappy bitch if they don't want to. Someone to tease and be teased by, someone who can carry a joke.
Not an empty figure, or an idealized drawing, or some projection of my wishes. Just a person, full of mundane mystery yet to be discovered.
My better half.
Thank you for reading my blog.

>> No.21414397

>>21414338
Well I want to be tied up and sucked off by a sexy spider girl but we can't always get what we want.

>> No.21414425

>>21414367
>P'Orcs lose their captain to the greatest enemy of all, marriage
>can't decide who should be the new captain
>become a democratic body of peers instead
Now what?

>> No.21414432
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>>21414295
A rata who reported the kabe-down.

>>21414425
They sneak aboard Iserlohn Fortress and establish a free republic of P'Orcs, while marrying the single men within.

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21414438

Reminder

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>>21414432
>They sneak aboard Iserlohn Fortress
Do they have a Chinese genius strategist with them?

>> No.21414452
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>>21414440
Of course! How else did they get in?
On a separate note, alcohol exports to the Iserlohn Republic have tripled since the takeover.

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>>21414452
Dogs eat dog food. For Marshmallow cats, use alcohol instead.

>> No.21414506

>>21414438
Poor thing. That fluff is just too much.

>> No.21414524
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21414524

Your adventure ends...

>> No.21414577

>>21414506
she needs somebody to hold it for her

>> No.21414578

>>21413563
Typically they just reach the same intelligence they had in life.

>> No.21414589

>>21414183
Well admittedly, said forum account also gives you access to a bunch of other stuff.

>> No.21414685

>>21414589
Hi-res pics and not having to keep track of countless assorted pb links

>> No.21414739

What girls are endemic to your local? I’d have Jersey Devils hiding in all the pine forests, swooping around and keeping everyone up with their constant screaming every night.

>> No.21414740

>>21414452
I want a hinezumi with massive tits, a fat ass, and a bit of a complex about her body.

>> No.21414755

>>21414739
>family of ravens
>one owl
>deer
>foxes
>moths
>bumblebees
>vipers
>crows
>little birds I can't even recognize because I'm not an ornithologist
>Finnish Elves
>frogs
>squirrels
>one weasel
It's an okay bunch.

>> No.21414773

>>21414739
All Maryland and DC has is the Goatman.

>> No.21414786

>>21414740
And I want a motherly, unambitious echidna to rear a brood with, but we all can't have everything.

>> No.21414814
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21414814

Remember to treat your mofu with care and kindness.

>> No.21414839
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>>21414814
>tfw you will never make a big fluffy family with an old fox who thought she was past the age for children
Now I'm sad.

>> No.21414843

>>21414814
>>21414839
My next-door neighbor is some crazy religious couple with 10 children (yes, 10) and it's making me very anti-child. Would fox cubs be less grating on my nerves?

>> No.21414864

>>21414843
Fox wife will keep those kids in line, no sweat. Plus, monster daughters are always better than human kids. Everyone knows that.

>> No.21414932

>>21414864
>>21414843
One word of caution though: keep an eye on your daughterus when around the local shotas. Won't do to have them marry out until they're responsible enough to care for each other.

>> No.21414980

>>21414438
why are little girls so sexy?

>> No.21414984
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21414984

>woke up at 1PM
I blame sundays

>> No.21415032

Heavily
Pregnant
Echidnas

>> No.21415091
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>>21415032
Are to be kept heavily pregnant. I wonder how good Echidnas are as mothers, given the sheer variance of personalities in daughters.

>>21414980
Because they're earnest, less complicated and also devilish little fiends.

>> No.21415102

>>21415091
the best kind of gacha mother! specially if she only rolls prankster/trouble daugherus

>> No.21415122

How to give mgs a mainstream appeal?

>> No.21415123

>>21414524
>tfw no archnemesis wife

>> No.21415130
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>>21415102
>Echidna mom with Cheshire teenager twins, Sphinx tween, and a Yuki-Onna kindergardener that keeps getting the neighbour shota lost for sweets.
Goodness, what a handful. I bet she has to use the Spoon from time to time. At least she has her eldest to keep them in line, yes?

Also, how about quiet or reserved daughters like Mantises, Flow Kelps, Sahuagins and Soldier Beetles, logistics aside? Easily spoiled daughters like Dormice, Nekomatas, Kobolds and Harpies? Can she really handle them all?

>> No.21415144

>>21415130
echidnas are literally built to handle all combinations anon! else she will exude her angry mom aura and make them all submit,she probably encourages the shy ones to be more assertive and open

>> No.21415146

>>21415122
Have to do a few things. One of them being remove all lolis.

>> No.21415149

>>21415122
Make it the same old shit as every other medieval fantasy setting.

>> No.21415166

>>21415122
Don't, nothing good comes from that.

>> No.21415169

>>21415130
>tfw your first kids end up being a Hellhound, Manticore, Tsurara-onna, Atlach-Nacha, and Super Rare! A Baphomet.
Good luck pal, you’ll need it.

>> No.21415176

>>21415123
>be hero anon
>you reach the local demon queen's castle just as her evil plan for world conquest is nearing completion and face her in one-on-one combat
>she defeats you and expels you from the castle, leaving you afraid that the world is doomed
>surprisingly, you hear her plans were delayed, giving you time to run back to her castle and face her again
>you do better this time, but she still defeats you and kicks you out of her castle
>this time you're sure you blew your last chance
>then you hear her plans got delayed again, meaning there's still time
>little do you know, the demon queen is hoping you'll eventually defeat her and make her your wife like in the story books she read as a young girl

>> No.21415194

>>21415176
What a sly vixen. Be sure to ruin her plans and her figure by starting a brood with her.

>> No.21415200

Unsealing an ancient evil kitsune just to make her a mother!

>> No.21415203

>>21415176
Turns out that there is no evil plan at all, it was all just bait!

>> No.21415211

>>21415176
That's good. A "law enforcer vs master thief mamono" scenario is also nice.

>> No.21415216
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>>21415200
Are you sure? A lot of them probably got sealed back when monsters were seriously evil, meaning she probably was responsible for some truly heinous crimes.
And she may not like those memories very much.

Pic somewhat related.

>> No.21415232

>>21415194
>monster thinks she's been getting too fat after giving birth several times
>in reality, she's just developed a boner-inducing milf body that makes her more huggable, and gropable, for her hubby

>> No.21415239

>>21415166
Negative Nancy

>> No.21415243

>>21415239
Normie scum is not allowed.

>> No.21415246

>>21415216
Then you have to make her atone for those crimes with her body. She gets a life sentence as a sexy housewife who must bring new life into the world, over and over.

>> No.21415282

>>21415246
Jim please I don't want to rape her!

>> No.21415289

>>21415232
The best.

>> No.21415297

>>21415282
It’s not rape if she’s your loving wife!

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>>21415200
She might accept such an offer!

>> No.21415312

>>21415302
Why is this lolioni a fox?
Or is it a fox pretending to be a lolioni?

>> No.21415315

>>21415312
Suika will stop at nothing to catch you. She's a crazy stalker.

>> No.21415319

>>21415315
I figured her more for a rowdy drunkard than a crafty stalker.

>> No.21415328

>>21415315
Don't forget she has some size change weirdness too

>> No.21415338

>>21415328
Technically her power is density control, which somehow lends itself to that?
It lets her make a shitload of clones too.

>> No.21415345

>>21415338
Yup
Also means she can go ara ara mode.
22hu is like jojo but the powers make less sense

>> No.21415350

>>21415338
So shes antman?

>> No.21415353

>>21415345
Remilia’s power comes to mind.

>> No.21415358

>>21415353
Exactly.

>> No.21415359

>>21415338
>density control
Miss Valentine?

>> No.21415369

>>21415359
>wan piss

>> No.21415376

>>21415369
Ebin post.

>> No.21415399

>>21415312
tits look to big for a loli.

>> No.21415420

>>21415345
2hu is really weird for sure, most the characters with the extremely broken powers never use them and the other half never use them to their full potential because it'd fuck up the whole spell card system.

>> No.21415424

>>21415169
This is like starting a Sabbath dedicated to turn men into submissive sluts

>> No.21415434

>>21415420
Its one of those things where the more you think about it, the less sense it makes.

>> No.21415462

>>21415424
Yeah and?

>> No.21415474

>>21415462
Where do I sign up?

>> No.21415484

>>21415424
If so, sign me up.
Though it seems like more of an offshoot of Kuroferuru’s group.

>> No.21415491

>>21415424
And where might I sign up for this lolidom cult?

>> No.21415492

>>21415434
It makes more sense when you realize it’s mostly just cute girls having little spats.

>> No.21415501

>>21415492
Don't you mean in hats?

>> No.21415511

>>21415501
That too, but some of them have a disappointing lack of hat. Such as our new Ushi-Oni gal.
Rooster girl makes up for it though.

>> No.21415514

>>21415376
Set sail for fail

>> No.21415522

>>21415511
So we have girls in hats with spats in spats?

>> No.21415524
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>>21415514
Did someone say set sail for tail?

>> No.21415534

I love manticores!

>> No.21415541

>>21415534
I'd like to have a dysfunctional relationship with one.

>> No.21415546

>>21415541
Being addicted to your abusive wife!

>> No.21415549

>>21415541
>>21415546
Get help.

>> No.21415553

>>21415541
I want one to rape me.

>> No.21415559
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21415559

A mindflayer therapist has taken away all inhibitions from your momster, the first thing on her list of things she always wanted to do was to rape you, what do you do anon?

>> No.21415567

>>21415559
Lock my ween in a chastity cage and throw away the key.

>> No.21415620

>>21415567
Metal is nothing compared to the might a horny momster.

>> No.21415635

>>21415559
Let it happen

>> No.21415649

>>21415559
Cry and hope my tears cause her to remember herself

>> No.21415670

Considering how varied the housing is with monster girls I bet being a home painter would be fun since you get to see so many places

>> No.21415723

>>21415200
Making sealed ancient monster girl first a mother and then releasing her to the world.

>> No.21415733

>>21415559
run away from home, get lost in the forest, get hungry, faint on the ground, wake up in a cave full of wolves, get raised by wolves, become the alpha male, go on a quest to defeat the mindflayer as The Wolf Lord, Fenrir. and then, settle down with a nice harpy wife, after telling the mindflayer that i don't love her.

>> No.21415736

>>21415670
>Husband hires you to paint his house so he can surprise his wife
>The moment you start putting primer on the walls they start undulating and writhing
>Confused shoggoth comes home and wonders what you're doing
>>21415723
What if making her a mother has an opposite effect and makes her even more evil so she can be a role model for her daughter?

>> No.21415745

>>21415736
Yeah shogs might make painting a pain, but at least they wouldn't be every house

>> No.21415748

>>21415670
Anon becomes housepainter in hopes to see all kinds of houses and help their residents to make them their own. In reality all his jobs are painting repaired bedroom walls. At least the frequent customers become familiar. Maybe he should team up with the carpenter who often is repairing the bedroom floors on same houses.

>> No.21415757

>>21415736
remember to use colour out of space when painting shoghouses.

>> No.21415799

>>21414577
I volunteer!

>> No.21415801

>>21415748
Well at least there is constant work

>> No.21415802

>>21415670
>fun
I had fun once

>> No.21415805

>>21415802
Well considering I do painting IRL, I'm sure the addition of monstergirls wouldn't be any worse

>> No.21415893

>>21415805
A Sidhe who constantly wants to spice it up.

>> No.21415895

>>21415893
>"Bam!"s from kitchen

>> No.21415909

Time to mess with everyone's heads! A really short and plain looking woman who likes to wear black decides to get herself transformed into a Doppelganger so she may net him by becoming the woman he desires. She thinks the potion failed because she doesn't see any signs that a transformation has taken place, unaware that the Doppelganger's natural form looks not unlike when she was human. Deciding to try an experiment, she makes a wish to become the woman he desires but nothing happens because unbeknownst to her, she is the woman he loves. Frustrated, she resumes her studies on monsterization completely oblivious as to her success.

>> No.21415915

we need some excitement around here.

>> No.21415928

>>21415915
Yaha woohoo pizza

>> No.21415931

>>21415200
That actually sounds like a good way to disarm her. What if someone were to unseal her with the intent of using her as a weapon? LOTS of people would die, but if she were domesticated by parenthood she'd only be a threat towards anyone who threatens the family.

>> No.21415939

>>21415915
Aggressive sabbath scout sales-lolis!

>> No.21415942

>>21415939
>Mini swat team breaks in to demand I buy cookies

>> No.21415947

Ok anon, if you could take any girl from a movie/anime/game/etc. and make her a monstergirl, who would she be and which species?

>> No.21415949

>>21415942
You can't let them walk all over you!

I want them too though

>> No.21415956
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>>21415122
Make a Christian-friendly game that is on mobile and Switch.

>> No.21415959
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>>21415915
big fat undead dragon tits right on my Face!
Her big soft hands stroking my cock!
A big dumb smile on her face!

>> No.21415961

>>21415949
Anon, there's not a lot you can do against a DE blasting charge

>> No.21415966

>>21415956
I'd like to see her corrupted

>> No.21415972

>>21415949
>getting stepped on by soft little loli monster feets
could be worse

>> No.21415975

>>21415959
I just want a BIG FAT zombie dragon to grope while muscle lich gives me a disapproving look.

>> No.21415976

what happened to the galleries? links from the pastebin aren't working.

>> No.21415986
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>>21415972
What if it's what I wanted all along

>> No.21415991 [DELETED] 

>>21415966
What the white nationalists on /pol/ did was show stuff of her having sex with black men as a way to bash race mixing by grossing people out. Not the first time I'd seen black on white used as a means of grossout.

>> No.21416001

>>21415975
Respectable. I want to have a bunch of baby zombie dragon daughterus playing around while me and my dragon zombie waifu watch on fondly.

>> No.21416002 [DELETED] 

>>21415991
I meant like fallen maiden style dude.

>> No.21416009

>>21415915
What kind of excitement?

>> No.21416015

>>21415986
I don't know anon, what happens when the lolis figure out that you're secretly perving on their feets?

>> No.21416016

>>21416009
like a safety drill

>> No.21416021

>>21415959
Undead dragon girls is something I hadn't thought of. Dragon girls are fun because they make you feel safe because they symbolize power. If you're the breeder type undead girls have the appeal of helping her produce new life. The "life" part is important because the dead producing dead via procreation is complete nonsense.

>> No.21416022

>>21415976
Some do, wikifag's in the process of reuploading them all due to organizational reasons.

>> No.21416024

>>21416001
Is always good to have more Bakadragons, even if muscle lich occasionally needs to remind me of 'peak female form'

>> No.21416039
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>> No.21416061

>>21416021
indeed. My goal with a dragon zombie would to eventually help her achieve DracoLich/DracoWight status along with repairing her womb enabling her to bring life into the world. Hopefully both happen at the same time for some symbolic "true rebirth" moment.

>>21416024
Would any of your baby bakadragons like auntie lich and become muscle bakadragons?

>> No.21416075

>>21416061
Probably.
Conversely, Auntie Lich may find one of her daughterus getting soft.

>> No.21416089

>>21415947
princess peach, have her be a cyclops

>> No.21416107

>>21416015
Be bullied by their feet?

>> No.21416109

>>21415947
Rei Ayanami as a Night Gaunt.

>> No.21416118

>>21416089
why? do you get lost in her eyes?

>> No.21416119

>>21415947
Mitsurugi Meiya, Ochimusha.

>> No.21416127

>>21416075
Sounds cute. I hope Soft lich and Muscle bakadragon were born at the same time so they become like sisters! Like their mothers.

>>21415947
Camilla or Corrin as dragon zombies!

>> No.21416135

>>21416127
Of course!
They'll be the cutest sisters!
And actual sisters.

>> No.21416164

>>21415966
I'd like for her to quote Ezekiel 23:20 when she's monsterized and gets an Incubus lover..

>> No.21416190

>>21416001
Wouldn't the daughters be regular dragons? They'd be alive, not undead. Birthing results in life.

>> No.21416198

>>21415947
Naomi Kimishima would probably be some kind of undead, though I'd go with vampire or banshee if I were a betting man.

>> No.21416206

>>21416190
>In that case, the children born will also be zombies. According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by Demonic energy. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

>> No.21416214

>>21415947
Jeanne from Fate as a Valkryie.

>> No.21416239
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>>21415986

senko dom is too good

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I really wish that I could insert my penis into a monster girl's vagina, push it in and out repeatedly, slowly picking up the pace, and finally ejaculate deep inside. I wish I could do this everyday, multiple times a day.

>> No.21416247

>>21416206
Forgot about that. I was partaking in the Zombieland Saga discussions.

>> No.21416273

>>21416244
I wish I could impregnate a monster girl.

>> No.21416289

>>21416247
Should I watch zombieland saga?

>> No.21416328

>>21416289
Yeah but avoid the the discussions. They got hijacked by trannies.

>> No.21416339

>>21416289
If you like Idol yes, also kind of >>21416328 because one of them is actually a guy

>> No.21416343

Weeb terfs are the worst terfs.

>> No.21416345

>>21416339
>one of them is actually a guy
That's hot

>> No.21416351

>>21416343
What?

>> No.21416358

>>21416345
What mucked up the discussions was the trannies insisting that the trap is trans. Remember, these people claim that the term "trap" is transpohic and gets trans people killed.

>> No.21416371

>>21416343
>>21416345
>>21416358
Hey could all gays, trannies, and so one please leave? This is a Monster Girl thread, >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/d/ fits you lot better.

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>>21416371
Sure, if you answer the question: Are reverse traps gay?

>> No.21416404

>>21416402
Not as gay as you are fag, now begone and return not

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The thread...

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21416413

I want a demon to shove her spade tail up my ass while I fuck her pussy in the missionary position

>> No.21416418

>>21416409
Blame whoever brought up zombie land saga. Like the movement that shall not be named, merely mentioning it invites disaster.

>> No.21416421

>>21416402
>>21416413
Go back to >>>/lgbt/

>> No.21416449

>>21416421
I'm not either one of those guys but both of those kind of posts are pretty standard for this thread. You want to nail a literal monster. Chill out and get back to the monster autism so I can laugh at you.

>> No.21416460

>>21416418
I just want to talk about how cute Saki is.

>> No.21416465

Any good stories as of late?

>> No.21416487

>>21416421
Why do you reply to posts that are so blatantly bait?

>> No.21416500

>>21416465
Last thread Beast posted a Burning edge chapter.

>> No.21416516
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cuddlebugs

>> No.21416527

>>21416516
im usually not an edge lord but if I saw that walking toward me i'd open fire.

>> No.21416535

>>21416527
That's why she crawls along the ceiling behind you.

>> No.21416548

>>21416500
Is that even good?

>> No.21416559

>>21416465
Magus did pslimefag's request

>> No.21416561

I went on youtube to search a video about hiphop but somehow I ended up here

>> No.21416563

>>21416449
You have go to back, faggot.

>> No.21416568

>>21416563
Boys make the best girls

>> No.21416569
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>>21416527
don't be scared of bugs, anon.

>> No.21416570

>>21416561
>>21416568
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.21416572

>>21416239
>streaming

>> No.21416573

>>21416409
i want to have hot abusive sex with this cartoon-looking fox

>> No.21416575

>>21416516
I really like the Oomukade. Same with the Nacho and making sure to keep her pumped full of your spider venom essence to help her feel at peace. I just want to take care of them and make them happy.

>> No.21416578

>>21416569
girls with surprising features are the best

>> No.21416580

>>21416561
I wouldn't be surprised since someone legitimately found these threads through a jojo video before.

>> No.21416585

>>21416569
im using the fuck out of escape rope

>> No.21416592

>>21416580
OH NOOO!

>> No.21416597
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>>21416585
she just wants love

>> No.21416598

>>21416580
>>21416592
fucking cancer.

>> No.21416601

>>21416569
How does that turn out to be not horrible for your penis, anon?

>> No.21416602

>>21416561
what

>> No.21416606

>>21416601
love finds a way

>> No.21416608

>>21416601
Human mouths are full of mashers too. Should get a nice slime wife instead.

>> No.21416617
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>>21416598
MUDAMUDAMUDA. You can't prevail against my Stand -- Optical Injury from Female Scientists! pic related

>> No.21416622

>>21416617
Reddit vermin

>> No.21416623

>>21416601
Different anon but the same way a normal girls front teeth don't go cutting your dick off should they happen to make contact with it. Unless they're purposefully making a shearing action against eachother the worst that happens is something gets pinched.

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>>21416602

>> No.21416637

>>21416623
Do Oomus have human teeth too?

>> No.21416647

>>21416608
Or a wife slime.

>> No.21416648

Reminder all dragons are S tier girls!

>> No.21416654

>>21416648
I'm not sold on the sea horses.

>> No.21416655

>>21416647
Or a maid slime.

>> No.21416658

>>21416637
From the looks of that pic? No. Which means it's just those 2 and if they work like a normal centipedes they're omni directional like your shoulder is which means:
A. Wildly less likely for that dick chopping action.
B. It'll be like 2 big fingers and 2 little fingers are floating around in there with her tongue.

I'm with the other anon when it comes to purging her and any other centipedes or arachnids with cleaning napalm but lewding her mouth should be safer than lewding most mouths.

>> No.21416663

>>21416648
Because in Japan S is before A.

>> No.21416666

>>21416648
S for Sad because over half die virgins because they act like entitled superior cunts and become zombie dragons as a result.

>> No.21416668

>>21416648
S for submissive? Like a whole category for mere reptiles?

>> No.21416670

>>21416548
The transformation from human to salamander is nice and the characters are more rounded then what you would expect from Beast.

>> No.21416672

>>21416648
I wounder if KC will ever do something like dragon whelplings or elder dragons. Or if they are just meant to be implied.

>> No.21416676

>>21416648
S for super cute, I prefer wocks but all dragons are incredibly high tier.

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>>21416655
Or whatever outfit slime you want her to be.

>> No.21416691

>>21416658
I did not know any of that. Centipedes are underrated. Do the pincers extend forward past the mouth? She has to get food inside before unleashing the blender. Someone else chewing it down to size might be necessary. Saliva fetish explained.

>> No.21416709

>>21416691
He's talking about the picture posted earlier. If you are talking about a MGE Oomukade it would be most likely that KC would give them teeth. Where or not they have giant pincers in their mouth is unknown.

>> No.21416729

>>21416691
If it works like a normal centipede they can extend forward to around twice the length.
Step 1. Shove mandibles out and wide.
Step 2. Start closing mandibles like scissors closing for shearing effect
Step 3. As mandibles close retract back towards the mouth for sort of knife or sawtooth like cutting effect and to get the food itself into the mouth.
Its gotta have both motions going for it or it wouldn't be able to eat the chitin most of its food is covered in. If they're nice about it theres no danger but the inherent danger is like shoving your dick near a sentient jaws of life and hoping it doesn't decide to do something bad.

>> No.21416741

>>21416569
>raid spraying intensifies

>> No.21416751

>>21416709
Who knows what KC gave them. He tends to go with a "whatever you want goes outside the hard outline given." Kind of mentality.

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>>21416648
S+++ tier!

>> No.21416772

>>21416729
Is that terrifying or cool? I just don't know anymore. It sounds like eating would expend a lot of energy. Normal chewing can be a chore for whole grains and stuff. Pre-chewing probably fits in there someway. That is a well thought out explanation, thanks. Seeing one eat must be a real experience.

>> No.21416787

>>21416751
I said it's unknown but the author of those pictures labeled them as an original character. They are not a MGE girl. It's one thing if you like those feature to add them in your head canon or your character but claiming that's how MGE works is silly. Also people act like he literally hand waves anything. If you look at his Q&As he is pretty specific on his girls anatomy and abilities. It's only stuff like "can I marry these girls?" that he generally says sure whatever you want.

>> No.21416789

>>21416770
S+++ cups!

>> No.21416818
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Did you know 11 years ago to this date, the Crow Tengu profile was created? Did you also know that according to independent researchers* Crow Tengu are objectively the best wives and you should marry one? Why they even have a trophy to prove it!**

*The Tengu Society of Statistics and Research.
**Trophy rewarded by the Daitengu Committee for the Recognition of Exceptional Achievements for the paper "A fair argument for why Tengu are great, according to my husband."

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>>21415200
Now I want to find a very big, very red, very ancient, very angry, and very sexually frustrated Oni and unseal her

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>> No.21416831

>>21416818
>husband
Diversity hires everywhere these days.

>> No.21416843

>>21416787
People have done full and heavily detailed, some even illustrated the anatomy, of breakdowns on how manticore tails function and he's liked and not argued against or said no to them. So long as the general concept of what the girl is and does isn't changed he doesn't seem to mind and his Q&A's seem to encourage the worldbuilding.
I'm not claiming that pic is his oomu just that if it was KC takes a relaxed and encouraging stance on "build-a-waifu" mentality.
>>21416772
They just eat excised chunks whole and their digestive system does the rest.

>> No.21416844

How do I avoid becoming a monster's sex slave? I want to be cunning and swole enough to ensure my future wife doesn't make me wear a collar or have me foreverial tied up.
I would personally prefer if she was my slave, but unless she's wild or wants to, I don't care.

>> No.21416853

>>21416819
I want you to give me 2 days notice to get out of town before you do that. Eat plenty of shrooms, sorry about your pelvis.

>> No.21416854

>>21416844
monsters are nice and respecting towards a man's well-being. just tell them you're not interested in that kind of stuff, they'll understand

>> No.21416855

>>21416844
>not wanting to be dragged away from your home village naked and in chains to be sold at auction to a lonely mg
lol fag

>> No.21416859

>>21416844
Marry a submissive breed/get a mana marker for a submissive breed.

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>>21416853
that implies someone sealed an oni under a village/town/dwelling, and c'mon, who does that?

>> No.21416868

>>21416818
That crow tengu is lucky to have you. Kind of amazing that MGE is 11 years old and still has KC making stuff for it in his off time.

>> No.21416881

>>21416867
>Anon seals an Oni that has been harassing his village and hides her in his basement so nobody can accidentally unseal her
Hopefully monster girls don't overrun that village or else Anon's pelvis will never recover.

>> No.21416886

>>21416867
Please don't my dude. My car insurance doesn't cover that.

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>>21416648
And lolidragons are S+

>> No.21416890

Tried watching senko
And I'm still depressed

>> No.21416891

Why don't monsters try not raping

>> No.21416897

>>21416818
>11 years ago
Where does it all go. Nice to see the crow tengu love's still around though, they're not my kind of girls but it's heart warming to see someone so dedicated.

>> No.21416903

>>21416843
>just swallows chunks whole
Oomu just get more and more interesting. Underrated girls.

>> No.21416905

>>21416881
>anon seals a wildly powerful Oni marauder in his cellar through sheer dumb luck
>life goes o as normal
>then one day mg's overrun the village
and the last time anon was seen was chained naked to an Oni marauders bed as a trophy

>> No.21416913

>>21416897
>Where does it all go
Down the drain

>> No.21416914

>>21416891
What would be the point of that?

>> No.21416929

>>21416891
Femdom is one of the biggest fetishes MGE caters to. If you don't like it choose another breed.

>> No.21416932

>>21416929
Like?

>> No.21416933

>>21416905
>trophy
It's more likely she would rape him in for vengence and storm off after enduring such humiliation for so long.
But a few days later she'd come crawling back and justify it by saying that Anon's house is basically hers now after staying there for so long

>> No.21416938

>>21416905
>she was carrying the bed with one hand.
Ftfy. She is going to smash for real on the wedding night. I got them a cane for his soon to be limping ass. Crazy kids and their shenanigans.

>> No.21416948

>>21416822
I can't say they don't deserve hazard pay. It still seems unfair though.

>> No.21416949

>>21416891
Why don't you stop eating?

>> No.21416955

>>21416933
>anon wakes up and finds her having raided his fridge saying since she was there so long it is hers now
>and then she breaks the kitchen table after throwing anon on it and raping him

>> No.21416964

>>21416932
There's stuff like Alices, Cockatrices, Wendigos, and obedient girls like Kobolds that rely of men to make the first move. There are others.

>> No.21416965

>>21416648
The s is for suck

>> No.21416966

Is it weird to love arachnes while also having arachnophobia? I feel like that would put me at a disadvantage with getting them to like me

>> No.21416978

>>21416955
>Spends the rest of the night trying to fix Anon's table since he apparently worked really hard for it and they don't really feel like eating off of the floor
She'll have to get a job soon too.

>> No.21416982

>>21416966
nothin cures that phobia like having an Arachne tie you up in silk and force you to marry her

>> No.21416997

>>21416966
I bet some of them are also scared of spiders

>> No.21417002

>>21416997
what a twist !

>> No.21417005

>>21416854
>implying

>>21416855
That sounds uncomfortable with all the metal and lack of clothing. If I were to do the same to a monster, I would at least give her some half-decent clothing and make sure the metal isn't rusty or full of rough edges.

>>21416859
>marry a submissive breed
I'm not just going to marry just any monster like a holstaur. Besides, proactive daters are very competitive, so they aren't going to just let all the civilian monsters get all the men. I gotta fight for myself until I meet someone I like.
>mana marker
Are those things easy to get? How do I know that the danukis selling the mana markers aren't falsely labeling them?

>>21416891
There's a shit load of competition. It's rape or be raped. It's why I want to get superpowers so that my marriage doesn't start off on the wrong foot.

>> No.21417010

>>21416887
cute tummy

>> No.21417012

>>21416966
No because a large noticeable sapient creature that is unlikely to hurt you is different from a small silent unreadable animal that can bite you

>> No.21417022

>>21416966
Just don't tell her that you have that or she might take it as a challenge

>> No.21417027

>>21416868
>>21416897
Thanks guys. I've been following MGE for years and Crow Tengu is definitely the girl for me. But of course every waifu is best waifu.

>> No.21417028

>>21417005
>That sounds uncomfortable with all the metal and lack of clothing.
who said ya always wear the collar? And the cloths are unnecessary since you will be in her bed underneath her most of the time anyway

>> No.21417031

>>21416982
It would probably be better if she tied herself up in her own silk. It would give anon a (possibly false) sense of security that would make approaching her easier. Plus, anon probably wouldn't have the heart to just leave a damsel in distress like that.

>>21416997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGC9n0NAvDU

>> No.21417036

>>21417005
>people are still ignorant about markers
Imagine having lived under a rock for the last what, six months?

>> No.21417045

>>21417022
>the largest, scariest, most "venomous" arachne with huge fangs decides to go after anon who she knows has a fear of spiders as a top tier challenge

>> No.21417053

>>21416966
Not at all, I'm a cat person irl but when it comes to monster girls I prefer canines over cats. Real life doesn't influence tastes in cute monster girls much.

>> No.21417058

>>21416997
>Somehow befriend a spider due to her bright personality and constant excitement
>She calls you in the middle of the night scared and asks that you come to her house quick
>The moment you get there she dives behind you and asks that you deal with the itty bitty spider that took her web

>> No.21417060
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Cutest icy heart

>> No.21417065

>>21417060
she looks pretty hot

>> No.21417076

>>21417060
She looks pretty chill

>> No.21417083

>>21417028
But I have shit I want to do, like play video games, paint, and sculpt.

>>21417036
I just don't want to get marked by a monster I don't want to deal with. I also doubt that mana marking requires consent from the living target, so some trickster could just mark someone as being a Sith-lover and look like a furfag.

>> No.21417085

>>21417036
Rocks are best architecture. Where is the thing on mana markers?

>> No.21417097

>>21417085
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Mana_Marker_.28p44.29

>> No.21417110

>>21415282
Is it really fape if they keep the ring?

>> No.21417116

>>21417097
Thank you. I'm now rethinking my stance on rocks as best architecture.

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>>21417065
>>21417076
Funny man with ice puns, the rest of the family would love to hear them

>> No.21417148

>>21416648
Dragons will never not be the best.

>> No.21417152

>>21417134
Mine wasn't an ice pun

>> No.21417157

>>21416891
because how else are they going to find a date? men are naturally afraid of monsters until they come across one or get to know about them

>> No.21417175

>>21415369
Will 4chan ever find Ray Pist?

>> No.21417179

>>21417157
What if they got a job or hobby?

>> No.21417199

>>21417134

I'd go over to tell you more, but I'm afraid you'd get cold feet and not show up.

>> No.21417201

>>21417179
then, they'll leave men alone, they have better things to tend to, that's why baphomet-sama and druella don't have husbands, too busy

>> No.21417213

>>21417199
>you'd get cold feet
on that note I want a Tsurara-onna to step on me

>> No.21417218

>>21417201
I should start a guild that employs and rehabilitates monsters. The humans in Order territories would probably change their mind about monsters if they saw how useful they could be. It's not like the Order could just disband us if we're doing a good job capturing tribes of manhunters.

>> No.21417222

>>21417134
>thinks I wouldn't
Ice to meet you ladies. This lovely winter day pales in comparison to you. I would like to make it crystal clear that there is snow equal to your beauty. That is all of my puns. I regret nothing.

>> No.21417225

>>21417218
pretty nice, giving more monsters a taste of seeing themselves make the world a better place would probably attract more monsters and have them rehabilitated and everyone can be happy and put an end to wars forever

>> No.21417228

>>21416449
I AM NOT GAY

>> No.21417233
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>Smug ara~ ara~ fox notices you staring at her breasts
>Bends over to give you a much better view
Why are older monsters so lewd? Is it because they could never get a man when they were younger?

>> No.21417244

>>21417225
There is not big war between humans and monsters. Most order people have never actually seen a real monster and are lied to by the higher ups that monsters still kill and eat humans to get them to fear them.
>Seems like the war is basically just one part on a rather small scale. Most of the order states are more occupied with things regarding other human states.

>> No.21417246

>>21417199
>they always get cold feet
>and I always cut them off

>> No.21417252

>>21417233
>while you are distracted she shoves your face into her chest to muffle any protests
>then hastily stuffs you under her cloths, pressing you against her bare flesh in order to kidnap you
>she then hurries home with a vague anon shaped bulge under her cloths/robe
and that's how CC kitsune finally made off with the human boy she always wanted

>> No.21417255

>>21416929
And is the second biggest?

>> No.21417259

>>21417233
Time is ticking down

>> No.21417263

>>21417255
Probably corruption. At least KCs toned down happily ever after, no NTR, version of it.

>> No.21417264

>>21417233
i'd prefer she notice me looking at her tail and take a seat on a nearby bench then beckon me over so i can take her lap and be covered by mofu

>> No.21417265

>>21417233
Desperation and need are a potent combination.

>> No.21417267

>>21416818
>11 years ago
What have I been doing with my life...?

>> No.21417276

>>21417267
Talking about monster pussy.

>> No.21417277

>>21417244
What is going on between the human states anyways. Are they at war with each other or something?

>> No.21417281

>>21417244
Not everyone wants to become a slave. Even if the truth about monsters were public and common knowledge people would still fear them, possibly to the point of killing them. If there was some sort of way to work out the relations and give humans more power over their fate, the humans would be far less likely to violently lash out like cornered animals.

>> No.21417285

>>21417277
Yeah probably. Standard human political bullshit most likely.

>>21417281
Fuck off, /tg/

>> No.21417301

>>21416516
Don't make me get the salt.

>> No.21417305

>>21417301
salt works on things besides snails?

>> No.21417306

>>21417301
I don't think that salt would do anything to a centipede.

>> No.21417318 [DELETED] 

>>21417285
You think that every man is just going to look at the monsters and go "Oh boy! I would love to be her fuckpet!"? No!
However, if you allow men some leverage over their fate, they would be more likely to open their mind to monster girls. Mana markers only go so far, and in fact mana markers are often used by monsters to help other monsters rape men. Humans need to be empowered so that they have less reason to just murder everything non-human on-sight.
Plus, hunting monsters appeals to a lot of humans. Most of them could be easily swayed into marrying their prey instead of killing and stuffing them.

>> No.21417321

>>21417305
Given centipedes represent corruption and salt works for purification in virtually every ritual I always keep a bag handy. Ain't no monster bug gonna get into these pants.

>> No.21417323

>>21417318
kill yourself faggot

>> No.21417325

>>21417318
These HFY "why are monsters are so mean" posts belong in /tg/.

>> No.21417328

>>21417321
did a danuki tell you this?

>> No.21417331

>>21417328
Bro don't doubt the pocket salt.

>> No.21417339

>>21417328
I want to snug a short and tubby tanuki

>> No.21417345

>>21417325
I'm not just going to let some knife-eared fuck make me her gimp. She can do that to someone that actually wants that, but I won't let those spidersnatches have their way with just anyone.

>> No.21417349

>>21417318
Learn magic and you are golden my dude. No worries about marker tricks when your a mage. You can fight them off or hunt them or whatever.

>> No.21417353

>Shogoth calmly reassuring her master that he’s not crazy after he’s had a long day
>His teacup nuzzles into his hand while his armchair rubs his shoulder.
>All while his wife is busy in the kitchen preparing dinner.

>> No.21417364

>>21417325
some monsters can be mean

>> No.21417366
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>>21417345
Then just dominate the knife eared slut, I know they say monsters are stronger than they look I'm pretty sure there's a limit to that, especially with the more humanoid ones

>> No.21417369

Can you even remember the last time someone touched your face lovingly? Imagine how nice a soft paw with velvety pad would feel caressing your cheek as the monster girl attached speaks softly about how much she loves you.

>> No.21417371

Its all fun and games till breeding season hits and the single OLs start looking at the last single guy

>> No.21417373

>>21417369
>Can you even remember the last time someone touched your face lovingly?
is that a thing?

>> No.21417383

>>21417318
Honestly, HFYfags have made me lose faith in men holding any serious positions in an MGE world. They should only exist to help support their Monster Girl wife. The Matriarchy is a good thing in MGE.

>Kikimora is completely dismissive of human boy suffrage
>Chuckles to herself about the idea of men voting and trying to be equals to monster girls, as she folds her master's clothes and looks forward to a fun evening of serving him

>> No.21417384

>>21416039
Underrated girl
>Necktie
>"Hey Booboo!"

>> No.21417385

>>21417318
>>21417345
Fuck off retard

>> No.21417403
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>>21417384
>Big buff grizzly
>loli grizzly
>They always try to steal food from the picnic goers
>Anon ranger making sure they don't get into trouble
>Constantly hit on him saying they'll stop if he marries them
Talk about being married to your job

>> No.21417407

I want to bully a monster for being into male:netorare

>> No.21417414

>>21416535
Alright. You made me look.

>> No.21417415 [DELETED] 

>>21417349
Guess I should start studying the arcane arts. Diet might also have to change so that I can regenerate mana faster.
>dispel magic is important. Don't want any hexes or runes fucking me over.
>learning about illusion magic will be important. Spells that allow me to escape would be helpful, but at least know the signs that I have been hexed. I'm thinking of a spell that can disperse my spirit energy everywhere like a cloud to make me harder to pinpoint or track. It might be fun to watch the gang end up almost raping each other.
>weak cryomancy should be enough to sap the energy from reptiles if they ever manage to grab me. Plus I like my drinks cool.
>Teleportation would be useful if the side-effects weren't insanity. Guess I'll have to walk.
>Learning pressure points is incredibly useful in both martial arts and venusian arts
While I'm at it, should I try to balance time with bulking up? I can multitask with cardio since running away is useful, but I might have to wrestle or slap.

>>21417366
You have the right idea, but first I will need to know about their abilities and weaknesses before I can fill their dark soul with LIGHT!

>>21417383
I'm getting suspicious of you. You know that feminists actually like MGE for those reasons, right?

>> No.21417420

>>21417415
Cringe

>> No.21417422

>>21417415
cringy

>> No.21417423

>>21417415
>You know that feminists actually like MGE for those reasons, right?
No they don't, you're showing your new.

>> No.21417424

>feminists actually like MGE
Oh, it’s this retard again.

>> No.21417426

>>21416465
Been tempted to write a story involving Wererabbits/March Hare but the premise itself feels cringey and derivative.

>> No.21417428

>>21417415
Go back to /tg/ already you fucking subhuman

>> No.21417430

>>21417407
>Visiting your friend's house
>She asks you to help find something she lost so you check under her bed
>Find smut titled "Human girl reclaims man from beast"
>Confront her about her shit taste

>> No.21417433

>>21417345
>>21417364
>>21417415
Just use magic dudes. It's not even that complex. Being a super wizard is pretty simple and you'll always win. Oh no, it's a salamander or a ignis what do? Use grass against them to win. Gazer going to put the mind wammy on you? Punch her. Buff lizardman gonna punch you? Then throw a rock or some ice at her. Works every time.

>> No.21417434

i wonder what summer vacation is like in MGE Land

>> No.21417436

>>21417318
Know where you belong, it's not here.
>>21417415
I really hate using the word cringe because it's became an awful meme but it fits here.

>> No.21417437

>>21417424
i mean its femdom right?

>> No.21417444

>>21417437
You're acting dumb on purpose, aren't you

>> No.21417446

>>21417420
>>21417422
>>21417436
>not wanting to fill up the insides of a wicked dark elf with your rich and bright energy
Guess purifying is not for everyone.

>> No.21417448

1. Femdom
2. Handholding
3. Rape
4 Corruption of some stripe
5. Bicorns

>> No.21417449

>>21417444
Just practice the golden rule until mods deal with this retard.

>> No.21417456

>>21417281
>>21417318
Yes yes that's nice now get in the sack.

>> No.21417469 [DELETED] 

>>21417423
>>21417424
>>21417444
Well, they do like NTR, which is explicitly absent from in this setting, but they're totally on-board with women calling the shots and men being completely regulated into househusbands. There are headcannons here, so of course they are going to have headcannons where they rape 20 guys.

>> No.21417470

>>21417449
>Retard unironically mentions "muh Order"
>People still takes him seriously
I don’t understand

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>>21417444

>> No.21417474

>>21417456
No fuck you!
Unless there's delicious candy.

>> No.21417476
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>>21417433
>Just use magic dudes

>> No.21417478

>>21417434
monster children running around trolling human adults, sabbath having their big annual advertisement campaigns to lure more girls with free time, comic book conventions held by lenen sidhes, carnivals and fun fairs; perfect for dating, glacies selling more treats, mersharks being told to stay away from beach-goers so they can enjoy the beach while not getting attacked

>> No.21417480

>>21417469
Go read about the setting then come back.

>> No.21417481

>>21417469
>>21417446
Nah man. Dark elves are easy. Just use psychic or ghost for double damage. I smoke blunts with a dude named after a plant. This is top tier advice dude. Monsters are weak against magic as long as you use the rules. She start pull something weird, now you will know what to do to handle it.

>> No.21417485

>>21417434
balls hot

>> No.21417487

>>21417469
>but they're totally on-board with women calling the shots and men being completely regulated into househusbands
Literally no feminist actually likes househusbands and you're gullible if you think so.

>> No.21417488
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>>21417446
Fuck purification. If the portals opened then, while everyone’s fussing about how to level or get made into heroes or whatever self-serving nonsense, I’m dumping Dark Matter in the water supply.
And I’d be making everyone’s lives better by doing it.

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Oh no! I think she's mad about her thread...

>> No.21417492
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21417492

New picture of the wife! Part of a set that should be done fairly soon!

>> No.21417494

>>21417476
>monsterboy

>> No.21417495

>>21417489
Just give her some pets.

>> No.21417497

>>21417328
>>21417331
>salt for centuries has held a place in every exorcists toolkit
>stories have spread of its mystical efficacy among the less learned for banishing evil but plenty have found only those trained in the mystical arts can make full use of it
>the reality is it's just plain salt nothing more and nothing less you just whip it at peoples eyes then kick em while they're down
>priests have been throwing salt into "evil" peoples eyes all along then telling the peasants to see how the monster writhes in pain from the purification at work
>sure they sometimes have to bag a proper demon from time to time to keep the facade up but nobody likes getting salt in their eyes regardless of species
>order priests have been "banishing" evil governors, law makers, trouble makers, and dissidents to maintain control since day one

>> No.21417500

>>21417488
Based steve

>> No.21417503

>>21417494
It's just a birth defect
how insensitive of you

>> No.21417505

>>21417476
Yeah right. Obvious fighting type, I got rocks and ice for her ass, bro. She'll be giving me her lunch money while I finger her non existent prostate.

>> No.21417508

>>21417476
It's always monster-on-human boy rape. I never really hear about monster-on-elf boy rape like what may happen in your pic.

>>21417488
But all monsters explicitly crave the white energy of man. It'll make the dark elf feel better and less bitchy.

>>21417487
Once they grow out of their phase, yes, but as they are now they would rather see all aggression in men be quashed. Remember the Gilette ad?

>> No.21417511

>>21417508
Fuck off already /tg/ holy shit.

>> No.21417514

>>21417492
Turned out well well maus man. Hope the rest of the set is done soon.

>> No.21417519

>>21417492
Go Squeakers!

>> No.21417524

>>21417474
Nah, but there's beer, rock music cd's, halo 1-3 on xbox, and lots of zero carb monster. Take a look.

>> No.21417554

>>21417524
Halo CE on PC and we’ll have ourselves a deal.

>> No.21417555

>>21417492
[email protected] mouse [email protected]

>> No.21417566

>>21417373
In my dreams

>> No.21417571

>>21417555
Fat mouse tats?

>> No.21417575

When a monstergirl says she isn't going to rape you she only means not yet

>> No.21417592

>>21417575
Well, she's obviously waiting for you to rape her first. It's very nice of her to let you take the lead.

>> No.21417594

>>21417575
When does that come up in a conversation? You might be hanging in a bad neighborhood man.

>> No.21417595

>>21417524
>Sabbath girls trying to catch Boomer dads
>Doomer fags become goth Alps
>Gremlins are inventing all the best games for Zoomer kids that secretly indoctrinate them to fall in love with their childhood friends

>> No.21417604

>>21417554
Couldn't fit it in the sack but if you hop in it'll take you to where there is one.

>> No.21417606

>>21417594
>You might be hanging in a bad neighborhood man.
But the housing is so cheap

>> No.21417613

Got a new commission of my Kobold daughteru! Sort of a part 2 of an older commission from the same artist, some latex and spanking therapy with a really great progression.

https://imgur.com/a/UCelCHZ

>> No.21417617

>>21417595
Alpfaggot go away

>> No.21417619

>>21417613
disgusting

>> No.21417620

>>21417594
>When does that come up in a conversation?
She says it to all the men she meet in an attempt to make them feel at ease and not scared of her

>> No.21417628

>>21417613
i giggled

>> No.21417629

>>21417613
Oh my fuck.

>> No.21417630

This whole thread is filled with anger again!

>> No.21417637

>>21417613
LOOK at that CUNNY

>> No.21417639

>>21417630
NO IM FUCKING NOT

>> No.21417647

>>21417620
>That one Ushi-Oni who keeps saying stuff like that and it's even more scary than a regular one

>> No.21417649

>>21417369
I try not to. The less I think about those who have moved on, the better.

>> No.21417651

>>21417630
I'm angry. Angry about sexy succubi outside my order fort!

>> No.21417655

>>21417630
I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

>> No.21417656

>>21417630
I'm sad
I wish I was dead

>> No.21417660

>>21417613
I thought they had less toes than humans and were furrier. Oh yeah, you are a superperv, and too lazy to spank her yourself?

>> No.21417664

>>21417651
At least they're outside your fort. I have to guard the prison of one. She won't stop moaning and struggling!
I guess this is what I get for insubordination.

>> No.21417670

>>21417613
Oh hey KDF, it's been awhile.

>> No.21417676
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>>21417656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BQs9NWzXo

FEAR NOT, THE KNIGHTS OF DRAGONIA ARE WITH YOU!

>> No.21417677

>>21417647
>Oh don't worry I won't tie to up in my web
>I'm not watching you sleep
>I wasn't the one who sent you those flowers

>> No.21417682

>>21417613
The mask on the ground reminds me of that mask Ed Gein made out of someone else's face.

>> No.21417697

>>21417613
Holy lel you crazy bastard.

>> No.21417702

>>21417613
Spanking machines are hot.

>> No.21417708

>>21417613
KDF stop this faggotry.
>>>/d/

>> No.21417709

>>21417664
Just hit her with a stick, dummy.

>> No.21417711

>>21417620
>Socially awkward Bunyip walking down the street at night
>Notice a human boy in front of her
>He picks up his pace
>He must have seen something scary, better follow suit
>Man breaks into full on sprint
>She’s terrified of something chasing them and goes just as fast
>Man yells our to “get away”
>Worried that he’s talking about her, she cries out
>I’M NOT RAPING YOU

>> No.21417719

>>21417660
>I thought they had less toes than humans and were furrier.
I prefer the more human look on the legs, the profile ones are too furry for my tastes.
>Oh yeah, you are a superperv, and too lazy to spank her yourself?
Of course I'd spank her myself anon, my daughteru would just love super extended 'punishments' like this so sometimes she'd get to do stuff like this instead. Also this >>21417702


>>21417670
Hi anon. I'm still lurking like always, though due to some expensive car troubles the commissions are gonna be slow for awhile.

>> No.21417720

>>21417651
Which species would enjoy building a couch and/or cardboard box forts?

>> No.21417731

>>21417709
I tried that. All it does is make her twice as noisy.

>> No.21417732

>>21417720
Lolinubis, likely.

>> No.21417739

>>21417720
An Alice would probably enjoy building cardboard forts with her Oniichan before being fucked in them.

>> No.21417740

>>21417731
Hit her more then, moron.

>> No.21417744

After playing thousand of hours of TW Rome 2 I can't help but imagine monster girls taking place of some units in historical setting, like for example wolf girls as Velites and harpies as Aquila bearers

>> No.21417748

Redneck Trolls are the best. Prove me wrong.

>> No.21417749

>>21417620
I like the opposite, where they threaten to rape you and you can say "do it you won't".
Works everytime.

>> No.21417751

>>21417740
I'm trying, anon! Her butt is glowing like hot iron! Nothing's happening!

>> No.21417752

>>21417748
Seeing as you made a lame species even worse, I doubt that.

>> No.21417757

>>21417711
Fucking John Mulaney

>> No.21417762

>>21417751
Then just poke the succ

>> No.21417763

>>21417744
>wolf girls wearing wolf hides
no

>> No.21417767

>>21417757
>"I'm not going to rape you I'm a little girl."

>> No.21417774
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>> No.21417779

>>21417719
>toes, fur, machines
Alright man. It still looks more pervy than I remember though, but it's been a while. That is some good art. You might want to fluff the tail if she's gonna get into your weirdo spankomatic or whatever.

>> No.21417780

>>21417774
>fateshit
Die

>> No.21417786

>>21417774
That flower looks pretty cozy

>> No.21417796

>>21417774
Well that's an upgrade if I ever seen one.

>> No.21417810

>>21417371
This. Raiju are already horny 24/7. You dont want to be near a single OL or CC raiju in heat.

>> No.21417823

>>21417774
Mode is good on her own thank you very much

>> No.21417830

>>21417810
>Office ladies learn your young and financially stable along with that you want kids.

>> No.21417842

>>21416580
>>21415345
I miss when jojo was obscure in the west

>> No.21417850

>>21417830
Office mens bathrooms must be a treacherous place. Never know when an in heat OL manticore, Raiju, or Hellhound is laying in wait to make an office boy her hubby.

>> No.21417855

>>21417850
Turning the Office Husband into an actual husband

>> No.21417857

I wonder how rigorous the background checks are on monsters that want to teach kids

>> No.21417858

>>21417850
I'll take the chubby single OL squad.

>> No.21417859

>>21417779
I mean, this is definitely one of the kinkier things I've imagined for her, so once she's done and I've dicked her to give her a proper happy ending she'd be due for some incredibly thorough aftercare.

>> No.21417863

>>21417774
God, Liliraune are so bad.

>> No.21417865

>>21417855
Pretty much. Although thinking about it the lonely CC pharaoh CEO or her OL anubis secretary might get the first pick of the office husbands. Assuming of course they dont just grab one during the hiring interview.

>> No.21417867

Just be a loser and monster girls will want nothing to do with you.

>> No.21417870

>>21417858
Well as long as you still work. The danuki CEO is a real hardass due to being 200 and still a virgin despite her wobbling breasts and perfect ass.

>> No.21417878

>>21417867
I already am one.

>> No.21417883

https://pastebin.com/nAA9tcct
For the anon asking for new fics, this was a recently completed fic by magus from a older request i made. Its about a pslime.

>> No.21417886
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>>21417867
wrong

>> No.21417887

>>21417774
Mordred is better off as a Salamander.

>> No.21417890

When you think about it being the office eye candy would help their productivity

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>>21417863
You're bad.

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>>21417870
Probably because security keeps poaching all the cute boys.

>> No.21417903

>>21417850
Those sure sound like office types. When I think offices, tailpussy, public masturbater and megaraper are at the top of my list.

>> No.21417910

>>21417863
No you

>> No.21417915

>>21417870
Maybe she should hire an assistant

>> No.21417918

>>21417870
I mean, I probably would

>> No.21417926

Always remember to proofread any document you submit to the legal department. You don't want to get pulled into a private meeting with the company's top demon lawyer and have her make corrections with you.

>> No.21417937

>>21417926
I just use the templates mate.

>> No.21417944

>>21417926
I wonder how often competing businesses include a "all your male workers belong to us now" fine print

>> No.21417949

>>21417937
That's a dangerous game too anon, you never know when she might switch yours out with ones that have errors and you'd be none the wiser!

>> No.21417955

>>21417867
>be loser
>all hellhounds and cheshires in a 1000 mile radius ears perk up as a new bully victim appears on their radar

>> No.21417957

>>21417898
It could be. Although Shes really gotta a put a lid on that if she wants a cute boy of her own.

>>21417915
Who would willing work as the assistant to such a danuki?

>>21417918
Thats good to hear.

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>>21417937
>Implying demon lawyers didn't make the templates with hidden loopholes in them
I hope you enjoy being married to a CC overworked demon lawyers anon

>> No.21417965

>>21417949
That’s why I save the templates locally.
Also because trying to find a given document that you don’t already have is madness.

>> No.21417969

>>21417957
>Who would willing work as the assistant to such a danuki?
Someone who is really good at getting her coffee

>> No.21417971

>>21417903
Monsters gotta work and they wouldnt even be CC/OLs if they were species averages.

>> No.21417974

>>21417965
Demons are sneaky anon, how do you know she's not sneaking onto your computer after you've left?

>> No.21417977

>>21417960
I already have a wife, so unless she likes being a purple footstool she had better reconsider.

>> No.21417982

>>21417974
That would be enough security infractions in one go to land her in prison.

>> No.21417985

I want to give a demon a piece of paper that is completely blank except for a line with my signature on it

>> No.21417998

>>21417985
Everyone knows it's illegal to alter contracts after they've been signed anon, that's called forgery.

>> No.21418004

>>21417998
It's not a contract until she puts the terms on it

>> No.21418037

>>21417895
They're not even worth writing a greentext about they're so shit. Shit!

>> No.21418038

>>21417863
>having 2 wives who have absolutely no issue sharing you is a bad

>> No.21418042

>>21417971
Alright you have a point, if they are such outliers then you don't have to worry about them pulling some funny business.

>> No.21418045

>>21417974
Jokes on her if she doesn't have my single instance physical deadswitch key the thermite packets ignite as the drive discs spin themselves into shards.
If they manage to recover the discs all she'll recover is 500TB of consensual human man X human woman nonsexual social interaction videos and pictures.
If the resulting explosion doesn't scar her for life the contents of the drive will.

>> No.21418055

There isn't a single job that isn't improved with monstergirls

>> No.21418060

>>21418045
>not using PGP encryption and keyrings
Amateur.

>> No.21418061

>>21418042
They would still do it. Its just they do it only when they are in heat. Unfortunately all the office boys know not to enter the bathroom during those seasons.

>> No.21418065

>>21417985
It is illegal to:
Sign a contract before the terms are agreed upon.
Alter a form after it is signed.
Make a contract without a 3rd party notary confirming it's legal integrity before both parties sign.
Make a contract that is not enforceable by law or incurs the prior instances.

At best you've given her your autograph.

>> No.21418068

>>21418061
How long does heat last for monster, it's seasonal not circadian right?

>> No.21418071

>>21418055
What if you were a butcher in kobold country? You'd go out of business with all those free samples you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from giving out just to see all their cute eyes and wagging tails!

>> No.21418073

>>21418065
That is still enough to make her jizz her pants.

>> No.21418074

>>21418071
Simple I hire a kobold to handle the free samples she would know how to say no

>> No.21418075

>>21418065
Fine then I can tell her I'll sign the next thing she gives me no matter what

>> No.21418077

>>21418055
>Work as university professor.
>have to deal with old takus pushing their busts into your face
>or tengus deciding to rest on your shoulders
>or the anubis dean always being on your ass for improper behaviour.
>not to mention the types of students you get.

>> No.21418083

>>21418060
>using breakable codes and copyable assets rather than single instance physical objects on your person and non-hackable mechanical failsafe that activates when tampered with
>not even using a decoy computer in the first place
It's like you want the fbi/cia/discord/origin/facebook/google/microsoft to find your bestiality collection.

>> No.21418084

>>21418074
You may want to pick something with a bit more backbone.

>> No.21418087

>>21418068
Circadian.

>> No.21418088

>>21417998
>>21418065
It'd be fun to have a demon childhood friend who was studying for her law degree really early. Watching tv legal dramas together and hearing her react to all the misconceptions would be more entertaining than the shows themselves.

>> No.21418089

>>21418055
And this week the anti-rape industry has taken a monstrous blow as speculators continue to pull out of a plummeting industry wholesale.

>> No.21418091

>>21418055
plumber

>> No.21418092

>>21418077
It would still be worth it to find that one student that is as in love with the subject as much as you do

>> No.21418098

>>21418091
Monstergirl plumber crack is the best

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You know what? Sometimes those other boards aren't all that bad sometimes.

>>21418075
>Anon signs the next paper she writes up
>It's a permanent Butler contract

You're just bad ending yourself purposefully at this point anon.

>> No.21418105

>>21418073
Why does this monsterGIRL have male sex organs?
>>21418075
That is also highly illegal. Covered in multiple areas of law but some of the more ironclad bits exist in the antitrust laws.

>> No.21418106
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>>21418091

>> No.21418107

>>21418087
Oh the fucking unpredictable crap one. Wow, that's avoidable and not going to get me raped in a utterly unavoidable way. That's like saying 'just stop going to work'.

>> No.21418109

>>21418084
I don't know anon, some breeds of dog can be quite intimidating.

>> No.21418110

>>21418101
>bad ending
I think you are mistaken

>> No.21418114

>>21418089
Who else should design anti-rape devices than reformed rapists? They would know how best to stop people like them

>> No.21418119

>>21418105
It is a new era anon, women have been able to jizz their pants ever since they started wearing them. The more you know.

>> No.21418124

>>21418092
>Young innocent country bumpkin weresheep in love with the sciences. >Always stays late studying for classes.
>Always asks for any extra credit she can get.
>Eventually asks for help from you.

>> No.21418131

>>21418107
Carry at least 3 exit plans on your person at all times plus no less than 5 cyanide pill filled false teeth and tell no one about them. It'll take a few times for them to get what's happening and that theres a solid chance we're all rigged but eventually they'll get the message or be denied us as a species forever.

>> No.21418132

>>21417027
>>21417027
> But of course every waifu is best waifu.
Is skeleton the best waifu? I still can't get over how fucking awkward the skeleton mg is. Imagine your grandfather rising up as a skeleton mg.
I understand the incentive to include it - skeleton being a staple "monster" in jrpgs... perhaps that is part of what makes MGE so fun - KC thinks in such awkward ways that I cannot imagine someone else thinking.

>> No.21418136

>>21418107
They have heat sensors just to make sure office boys know when they do enter heat. Just gotta make sure you check the alerts everyyday.

>> No.21418138

>>21418119
Fuck off

>> No.21418139

What would monster girls do with the drunken sailor?

>> No.21418141

>>21418114
That sounds totally legit and not like some sort of scam. Do you have any bridges for sale? I got this strange urge to be raped financially. As if to make things match up with the future sexual rape.

>> No.21418142
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>>21418110
I'm only mistaken if you enjoy being a butler.

Not even something nice like a Head Butler or Steward.

>> No.21418143

>>21418132
If you like her the most, then she is best waifu.

>> No.21418144

I wanna go to the bad part of monster girl city and get lost

>> No.21418145

>>21418106
>>>/v/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

>> No.21418146

>>21418142
who needs a head butler when you only have one butler

>> No.21418147

>>21418109
Dogs end up as Cus though.
Kobolds themselves are a species characterized by submissiveness.

>> No.21418150

>>21418139
Probably put him in the bed with the captain's daughter

>> No.21418151

>>21418138
That too. That modern tachmology really helps the ladies out.

>> No.21418152

>>21418119
Jizz refers to semen, anon. You might be thinking of "Gush".

>> No.21418154

>>21418150
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!

>> No.21418156

>>21418147
>implying Kobolds wouldn't have species variation based on real dogs
That's ridiculous anon.

>> No.21418160

I guess i shouldnt be surprised that the autists on here have never heard jizz as general slang for orgasm, female and male.

>> No.21418166

>>21418144
>get lost in south MGC
>found 5 years later as a male prostitute to a bicorn madam

>> No.21418169

>>21418114
The best way to prevent rape is to rape her yourself.

>> No.21418171

>>21418131
>>21418136
Dudes, I work at a non-CIA office. The bastards don't even have an alarm on the door that says it has an alarm. Never mind, I'll just bring extra whiskey and something to muffle my sobs just in case they catch me.

>> No.21418173

>>21418169
What if she is being bait for her friends to then come in and rape you

>> No.21418175

>>21418160
I'm surprised autists on here think jizz is slang for female ejaculation when gush, squirt, and sploosh are the correct nomenclature for such an occurence.

>> No.21418177

>>21418166
I'm sure the monsters their are nice enough chicks that they would help me find a way home

>> No.21418179

>>21418152
Jizz is a verb too. Women can ejaculate.

>> No.21418180

>>21418171
Every office is a CIA office. They have their fingers in more pies than you could imagine.

>> No.21418183

>>21418180
Still not getting that raise though, am I?

>> No.21418185

Which Baphomet do you think would be the best wife to a potential husband?

>> No.21418188

>>21418179
You're thinking of "Cum". Jizz is for male ejaculation and gush is for female ejaculation with cum being the gender neutral.

>> No.21418190

>>21418166
Only the worst monsters have to go to a male prostitute

>> No.21418191

>>21418175
Where i am from squirt and jizz are both used for both male and female. Never heard someone say gush.

>> No.21418195

>>21418183
No, they spent it on the best columbian brown they could get for a sting operation. Maybe next quarter.

>> No.21418199

>>21418173
You rape them, too. Duh!
If you're not swole enough, ice cold holy lemonade can really screw with a lot of ferocious species. Cover yourself with that or jarate them with it if you're so squeamish with raping them.

>> No.21418201

>>21418171
This is monstergirl offices we are talking about. Not your shit office you fucking wage slave.

>> No.21418206

>>21418191
Where you're from is tautologically an ass backwards backwater and so you should endeavor to distance yourself from their factually incorrect views and opinions.
>>21418190
Hey, you choose to go there knowing the risks.

>> No.21418208

>>21418199
But if you are too busy raping one the others can gang up on you

>> No.21418216

>>21418190
I bet some of the more "confused" ones think they can reform you and make you a good boy

>> No.21418217
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>> No.21418222

>>21418106
Kill yourself immediately

>> No.21418225

>>21418195
Damnit. Bet they'd give me a raise if I was humping the supply doorknob every week.
>>21418201
Oh it's all fine and dandy for me to have to be scared to go piss. But James Bond and them get fancy gizmos to keep them from getting raped. The bastards don't even need it, they got spy kungfu or whatever.

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>>21418146
>Anon thinks Demon Lawyer lives in some hovel

She probably lives in a big house, perhaps even a mansion. You gave her cart blanche to sign ANY contract and she made you her butler so that she can try and pair up her Kikimora maid who already lives in and works for her.

Except now she's been promoted to Head Maid since you're tacked on as extra help.

>MGs taking advantage of human lads to help out other MGs
>Not Cupid MGs doing Cupid work

>> No.21418234

>>21418208
I'm strudy. I can take their beatings. Besides if there's no more than four of them I can fuck them all at once.

>> No.21418242

>>21418225
I dunno man...they got columbian brown elves to fund now and that can get pretty expensive.

>> No.21418253

>>21418206
I am fine with staying where i am amerishart.

>> No.21418261

>>21418253
>getting uppity when they're living in a factually worse country that can't even into grammar differentiation.

>> No.21418274

>>21418226
>Demon Lawyer lives in some hovel
Well she might be one of the lower ranking ones

>> No.21418275

>>21418242
Oh right. Got to pay for the fancy elf magic, sure that's good. But that's not going to help you out when you're missing all your TPS reports now will it?

When the taxman comes a calling it won't be James Bond and Elf McSlutname saving the day with everything in triplicate. And it won't be me neither, even thought that's my job. And why is that? Its cuz Susan from HR is gonna be raping me inna supply closet.

>> No.21418279

Rape is merely a failure to communicate

>> No.21418287

>>21418275
It's cool. As a cover business for laundering danuki shekels from over seas the government gives them a pass when their expense and tax reports come up light or inconsistent and in exchange they get to rent out the brown elves as magicians for their kids birthday parties.

>> No.21418294
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>>21414438
I have the need
The need to snuggle

>> No.21418295

The rape will stop when you stop saying "no". Its called give-and-take and is the cornerstone of a civilized society.

>> No.21418307

>>21418294
I wanna brush that tail

>> No.21418314

>>21418279
How is "I will rape you tonight so wait for me with your window open" a failure of communication

>> No.21418326

>>21418314
well it isn't rape if you open your window

>> No.21418330

>>21418314
The window was not left open.

>> No.21418331

>>21418287
WHat? That doesn't help me at all. Fuck James Bond and his Elf pals. No that's not cool. What about Susan, shes making me twitchy man? You accidentally catch someone fucking a doorknob once and then its stares and tailwinks. She made Ted from Accounting shit himself when she caught him embezzling. That fucker just fell of the face of the planet. Now I got his spot in Accounting. She's gonna rape and kill me man. Swear she just points that thing at me and winks with it. Fucking Ted. Christ.

>> No.21418333

>>21418326
I'd be tired of getting my broken windows replaced.

>> No.21418334

>>21418330
she she stares out your window pouting until you let her in

>> No.21418349

>>21418331
Perhaps you should tell HR about it.

>> No.21418370

>>21418349
What? Susan is HR! How is that gonna go? Gee Susan, you've been making me uncomfortable with all of your lewd tailpussy pokes and such. Sorry I caught you cranking one out on the supply closet doorknob. How about that guy who used to have my job? You know Ted who you scared shitless before probably murdering him. Oh god, it's not going to go well at all. I was going to try and hide in the bathroom to avoid her, but now I hear its a big ol raperoom.

>> No.21418378

>>21418370
Its HUMAN Resources for a reason. Just make sure you close the door behind you as company policy says all complaints be kept private.

>> No.21418385

>>21418370
>>21418378
>Husband Resources

>> No.21418394

>>21418378
Susan is in charge of HR. Did ya not get that man? She's the top honcho. It is hard enough to avoid her without barging into her office on top of it. What the hell am I even supposed to say to her, stop being a creeper?

>> No.21418398

>>21418370
>>21418394
Stop this fucking roleplay faggotry.

>> No.21418402

You ever wonder why monsters are so cute

>> No.21418411

>>21418279
>I'd wish you'd stop being so good to me, mistress.

>> No.21418413

>>21418402
Nope.
It’s fairly self-evident.

>> No.21418422

Where on this range is your waifu's noise level in bed?
Silent but sexy
Broken squeaky toy
"Was that you, or the bed?"
Tamed beast
The Standard™
Rowdy
Howlin' for you
Average hentai seiyuu
Zalgophonics

>> No.21418423

>>21418422
>Silent but sexy

>> No.21418429

>>21418422
Attitude or just in general?

>> No.21418430

>>21418422
>Tamed beast
Probably around this.

>> No.21418448

>>21418422
>Z*lgophonics
At first it was pretty loud, but now she's pretty quiet. Â̵̢̙͉̟̳̪̯̬̪̳̎̑͛̈́̄l̸̛̜̑͐̈́͝ͅl̴̤͇̖͖̳̼̬̰͔̓͂͆̾̒̿͋͐̏͘̕͜ ̵̢͔̈́̓͑̈́̃̄̚Ỉ̶̜̌͗̄͐͛͌͑̈̉̊̋ ̶̡̧̛̠̬̳͚̗̠͙̦̜̖̥̼̾̄̀̔̂c̸̠̬̭̩̙͍͆̍̔͗̀̇̀͒̈̕͘͝å̵̡͕͈͉̝̝̙͕̯̞̣͖̤̫̤͑͐͒̄̽̊̎̕͝ņ̴̛̛̳̟̼̖͔̦͓̠̙̺́̌̋͘͜ͅͅ ̴̛̰͔̬̱̌̍ḧ̴̡̡̘͈͔̜̭̹̂̽̈̂̊͊͒̆́̓͂͜͠͝͝ê̷̦̻͐̽̓̎̍̌̀̕͝ą̴̥̙͇̬̰̻̙̬̞͙͑͌̎̀͊̓͠r̶̡̦ ̶̺͕̮̣̪͎̞͓̳͕̰̪̿̈́̓͌̔͗͊͜n̷͇̣̞̞̘̬̣̤͙͔͇͇͖̈́̑̈́̀͒̍̚͝ͅơ̴͙͊̊́̐̈́̽̆͝͝w̸̨̯̫̭̠̻̯̦͓̘͌̓͒͗̐͑̽̈͐̃͆̽̾͋̕ ̴̡̤̥̼̟͍̙͗̐͛͑̿́̑̓͗͐͂͝ḭ̴̢̢̛̤͕͔̻̩̩̤̼̣͈̻̮̈́̀̏̀͊̈́̓̂͒͆̈́͝ş̷̦̩͇̳̞̥̹͎͍͇̭͑̐̚̕ͅ ̵̪̝̩̙̠̫̭̜̜͌͛̓a̵̠̯̤̹̘̞͇͉̥̗͗͑͗̾̿͊̒̏̔̚ͅ ̵̪̜̽͋́͒̀͊̏̐̕͠c̴͕̝̖̉̃̍̑͂͝ơ̴̮̘̥͛͛̑̋̒͂̍̀͒͐̀n̴̢̨̞̫̫͎̦̺̼͕͎̹͎̺̒͐͝ͅs̶̖͕̙̳̗͉̖̀̂͑̆͐ṫ̶̡̡̢̨͇̪͖̜̙̜̼̾̆͜a̵̡̩̗̭̮͉̟͈̽͜͝n̷͈͇̪̪̤̥̜͚̜̞̽̈̂ͅt̴͕̋̓͐͂̓̏͠͠ ̴͓͍̜̼̳͍̹̹̞̦̺̽͂̓̄͝h̶͈̪̻͎͈̫̼̺͚͇̣̘͇́͜ȕ̸̖͓͗̕͝m̸͉̮̘̭̺̺͔̠̪̗̞̯̋͋͋̌̔͌͐̐͌̄̚m̶̡̡͎͚̠̖̪͕͕̝͕̉͊͂̀̃̍͑̔́ͅi̶̞̮͙͖̜̿̆͐̈́̾͊n̸͚̹̯̱̮̓̈́̽ͅg̵̺̟̰͉̀.̴̪̍̽̓

>> No.21418453

>>21418422
Tamed.

>> No.21418474

>>21418429
Noise level. Like how loud she gets when you get it on with her.

>> No.21418481

>>21418474
Ah, in that case its going to be Howlin' for Jinko, tame for cheshire.

>> No.21418491

I want to catch Office Lady Demon-san making photocopies of her butt!

>> No.21418506

>>21418422
Rowdy most likely.

>> No.21418511

>>21418491
>Not photocopying your dick and putting it on her chair

>> No.21418532
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>>21418491

>> No.21418537

>>21418422
Somewhere between The Standard and Rowdy. Something akin to loud and passionate moans and gasps without any actual cries or shouts.

>> No.21418637

Am I a bad person for robbing a monster's house and leaving the door unlocked and open instead of taking her with me as my pet?

>> No.21418640

>>21418532
that's a waste of office supplies

>> No.21418665

>>21418640
She's zeroxing the documents needed for tomorrow's executive meeting. You wouldn't understand.

>> No.21418672

>>21418637
yeah, now you're gonna get your ass beating until you regret being alive and that's only the start of what she's about to do to you. [/spoiler]and let's just hope your favorite tags on that one hentai site you go to are femdom and rape[/spoiler]

>> No.21418674

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, depending on where you live, get ready for the fireworks, which may spook the young beast monster girls

>> No.21418677
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I'm thoroughly convinced a cheshire cat is trying to contact me. I've never even considered one to be my waifu, but she's the only girl I keep having dreams about. The dreams are unprovoked too. Like normally to get a monster girl dream, I have to be thinking about them in some way before sleep; it's never the case with her. I just dream about her.

>> No.21418682

>>21418672
What if I do take her with me? I always wanted a big tail to fluff.

>> No.21418692

>>21418677
>getting lost in dreams is one of the common ways to go to wonderland
>cheshires been bullying this anon all night long every single night
>ultimate punchline to the perfect joke is she wipes his mind of the best stuff that happens leaving only a vague suspicion

>> No.21418717

>>21418692
She needs to stop it, and take me away for good.

>> No.21418718

be the only male farm hand at Fertile Fields Farm, the place where the farmers are as bountiful as the land
>first thing in the morning, you help the holst milk the cows before she rides you cowgirl as you get your fill of her milk
>next you feed the pigs with the p'orc before getting down and dirty with her in the mud
>then it's off to collect eggs from the hen house with the harpy before using your fingers to help her lay her own eggs
>after that, you spread some seeds in the fields with the alraune, and give her lots of seed too
>after lunch it's time to shear the sheep with the weresheep, which leads to you getting deep in her fluff as well
>later you tend to the bee hives with the bee girl, and she thanks you by giving you a multi-handjob while you lick honey off her breasts
Life is good on the farm

>> No.21418720

>phoenix harpy makes a nest on my withered and dying tree
>tree burns and becomes young and strong again
>be a curious old adult and live in her nest
>get burned
>wtf i'm a shota again

>> No.21418725
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>>21418677
Damn. Some guys get all the luck.

>> No.21418733

>>21418677
i had a dream an unidentifiable monster girl with green skin raped me. i use to think about it a lot ever since but i stopped caring later

>> No.21418737
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21418737

What would be the best monster girl to counter balance a noodly armed manlet with the rage of a thousand suns?

>> No.21418739

>>21418717
But that wouldn't be as funny to her.

>> No.21418744

>>21418737
vampire
>have a rivalry with vampire
>she smugs you at every failure you make
>you get angry and frustrated
>you cry and tell her your problems
>she get's teary and hugs you
>both make up and everyone wins

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>>21418737
Easy peazy, next question please.

>> No.21418750
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>>21418677
Almost never have MG dreams and the one I had was nothing cool or special. How do get?

>> No.21418751

>>21418216
>You only sell yourself to pay your debts, right? I can handle that for you!
>You're a smart lad. How 'bout you come work for me instead?
>Yes, you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.21418753

>>21418737
Hellhound.

>> No.21418762

>>21418750
I wish I knew a surefire way to force dreams about monster girls. It just happens for me, and the cheshire cat ones are getting more frequent.

>>21418739
It's cruel is what it is. Waking up hurts that much more when you realize it was all a dream. I want these dreams of her to be a reality.

>> No.21418779

>>21418750
Usually when I fall asleep reading this thread I have dreams about hell hounds or Minotaurs. In fact, when I fall asleep reading any thread I tend to have dreams about its subject matter.

>> No.21418805

>>21418751
I wonder what kind of eggs they would be

>> No.21418808

Which waifu is best for helping me set up a harem of damsels? Bicorn sounds pretty solid since I can just grab a lasso and dress like a bandito, but I don't know if other monsters may also be into being a madam for a collector.

>> No.21418820

>>21418808
Bicorn for sure otherwise some lilims, and thus some succubi, pull the same shtick as bicorn so long as they get to be top bitch.

>> No.21418825

>>21418820
What advantages do the succ have in kidnapping and caring for trophies?

>> No.21418841

>>21418677
It has been quite some time since I last had a monster girl dream. Last one I remember was with a dragon girl claiming me.

>> No.21418846

>>21418825
Nothing really. Just 2 flavors of enabling wife.
Bicorn does it all for you, actively seeks out new wives-to-be for you, and understands implicitly she's an equal part harem member.
Succ is a-okay with you going out and getting new wives to bring back home so long as she's still top bitch in your life.
Do you want many proper wives? Go bicorn.
Do you want 1 main wife and a harem on the side both of you enjoy? Go succ.

>> No.21418856

>>21418751
>How 'bout you come work for me instead?
I don't think the pimp would like that

>> No.21418874

>>21418808
Unironically? Probably a vampire. They usually go about scanning for the cream of the crop among human women whether it's to drink from them, snatch away their siblings, or give them the succ to have an adopted daughter. Quality will never be an issue though you might have to get a dhampir to make sure they share.

>> No.21418889

>>21418874
>human damsels
Lame! Unless she's hero-tier, to hell with that. I hunt those with power, whether it be wealth, strength, knowledge, or anything that can be abused, especially against me. A regular helpless maiden isn't as fun, and I would just feel bad for her if she didn't do anything to "deserve" it.

>> No.21418918

>>21417613
those are some big dildos for such a little girl

>> No.21418927

Sleeping in a slime would be like a water bed but better

>> No.21418939

>>21418889
>Unless she's hero-tier
Well duh. What kind of self-respecting sovereign of the night adopts from plebs? I bet they would gather around like mother hens and brag about their newly captured adopted children before making them proper vampires.
>my little Theresa is quite the paladin! Almost took my head off with that claymore of hers when I first met her! She'll make the finest blood knight my family has ever seen!
>Yes but look at my Gertrude. She was top of her class in magical theory AND application and I managed to snatch her up before the neighbor lich could.
>All well and good but note my darling little Beatrice? See how the others sweat and panic as she calmly takes charge of the situation to try and find a way out? Truly the qualities of a noble.

>> No.21418958

>>21418939
I'd rather dress them up, tie them up, and use them as eye candy, but I guess I could let them run around if she's ok with being a vampire's knight.

>> No.21418960

>>21418856
>bicorn in hot pink fur horse coat and a giant ass centaur sized pimpcane
>starts talking shit saying bitch this bitch that bitch please
>pimp horse kicks the blue oni trying to steal her bitch

>> No.21419014

>>21418744
>she smugs you at every failure you make
At that rate she'd be perpetually smug

>> No.21419051

>>21418927
I want to fuck my slime wife into an exhausted puddle, and then fall asleep within her while her core lays on my chest.

>> No.21419084

What steps should you take to make your ghost girlfriend/wife feel more comfortable, even if you can’t see her?

>> No.21419089

monster girl encyclopedia SMT/persona-style role playing game with battles being sex instead of fighting and the graphics are ArcSys style

>> No.21419092

>>21419084
turn on the TV, it calms her down

>> No.21419095

>>21419084
Get ectoplasm, enough for her to manifest in a physical body
Get a sort of air-tight bag shaped like a person with release valves (modeled after Johann Kraus from BPRD) and stuff the ectoplasm in that
Enjoy your physical waifu
>>21419089
I approve of this idea. I already want to bang lots of Shadows.

>> No.21419108

>>21418083
>Using digital means of storage
Nothing is truly secure until it’s in your own pocket dimension. You should see all the pirated movies WendiDads have.

>> No.21419111

>>21419084
kys

>> No.21419113

>>21419108
WendiDads still use VCRs too. Or maybe even Beta.

>> No.21419134

>>21418422
I’m silent but pained so my girl would probably be at the bed level

>> No.21419150

>>21419092
Calms me down too. I can’t stand silence. My own thoughts often churn on themselves and go to scary places without reason.

>> No.21419151

>>21416039
This Runeclaw Bear is posing like a Jojo character!

Better be careful!

>> No.21419154

>>21419111
I don’t have a servant>>21419151

>> No.21419164

>>21419151
but what is her stand?

>> No.21419171

>Kikimora runs a company
>Anon works in the mail room
>Anon is the Kikimora's master
>She's insistent that the two of you not fall victim to nepotism and says she knows you'll be sitting in her chair one day through your own merits
>At the same time, she asks your opinion on everything and goes with whatever you say as long as you state your opinion without hesitating or second guessing yourself

>> No.21419172

>>21419164
Ooh Honey Honey

>> No.21419181

>>21419164
[Sugar Sugar]!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywK_5bT8z0

>> No.21419186

>>21419084
I would without mercy or hesitation by hand break the neck of every grape so she could have her ghost grape snacks.

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>>21419084
Break out the Ouija Board and ask her what her cup size is.

>> No.21419212

>>21419084
put a sheet over her head

>> No.21419216

What species would the female members of your family monsterize into if they were hit by a dark matter bomb?

>> No.21419220

>>21419199
I keep getting aaaaaaaa, should I take that as her size or her screaming

>> No.21419238

>>21419199
>K... K...
>'Pfft, whatever.'
>Anon feels a sudden pressure on both sides of his face. Like two large, spherical pillows are pressing against him.
>'Okay! I believe you.'
>It stops.
>For now.

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Remember anon, adventuring priorities first, everything else second, with loot a close third.

>> No.21419260

>>21419238
Anon is going to receive some surprise paizuri and he is going to love it!

>> No.21419264

>>21419216
whoa, i'd rather not jump there, friend, haha. instead, i'll just make up a family for myself:
bicorn is the mom
shoggoth is the maid
gremlin and gazer are the really young twins (sorta)
doppelganger is the youngest and most loli sister
hellhound is the family pet
titania is the older sister
cheshire cat is the second oldest
manticore is the same age as me
and demon is my mom's roommate who decided to stay in the house because of me for some reason even after she and demon lived alone together and originally wanted to split

>> No.21419267

>>21419259
Adventuring makes your ween shrivel up.

>> No.21419272

>>21419259
>with loot a close third.
loot is concern number 1

>> No.21419286

>>21419212
How are you supposed to find her without just throwing sheets everywhere?

>> No.21419297

>>21419220
How do you even count double letters on a Ouiji? Wouldn’t the market just stay on the A?

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>>21419259
All kinds of potential party members to be found in taverns across the world!

>> No.21419306

>>21419297
when you move it off a it goes back

>> No.21419308

>>21419298
How does she not burn her tail

>> No.21419314

>>21419308
It's a running gag that she never notices her tails on fire until someone points it out. Then she panics and wrestles her own tail trying to put it out.

>> No.21419315
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>>21419267
Adventuring makes you into an Adventurer. That's at least +20 Chad by itself, hell the title alone must be +5.

I mean it isn't turbo chad like Archeologist is but it's pretty high up there among other professions.

>> No.21419324

>>21419172
>>21419181
but what does it do?

>> No.21419326

>>21419324
Steals picnic baskets.

>> No.21419344

70+ year old humans monsterizing into young adults is too creepy for me. I do not want to be edgy, but I'd rather they die. Old people are horrifying.

>> No.21419356

>>21419315
/v/, but also good god those skintight bodysuits do wonders for the dick.

>> No.21419364

>>21419344
You underestimate grandma moe.

>> No.21419369

>>21419324
It causes bother.

>> No.21419380
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>>21419356
You make it sound like Kunoichi's wouldn't cosplay series they know nothing about.

Imagine all the ones who'd do Taimanin stuff without knowing literally anything about it. Imagine explaining what kind of shenaniganery goes into that stuff to them.

Then there's Automata's...

>> No.21419390

>>21419315
>>21419380
>Latex
KDF stop

>> No.21419393

>>21419315
>>21419380
It's times like these when I can see where KDF is coming from with the whole latex thing.

>> No.21419395

>>21419380
HOPE RIDES ALONE

>> No.21419397

>>21419380
As a villain, it is my responsibility to rape and monsterize all of these.
Especially the one on the left. Goddamn.

>> No.21419399
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>>21419395

>> No.21419400

Monsters in poor human disguises are cute

>> No.21419404

>>21419380
Time for a mega buster run on the whole lot of them.

Funny enough Cut, Fire, and especially Guts have always been favorites.

>> No.21419406

>>21419380
I mean i am saying /v/ because peach and rosa are humans /v/ characters. If he posted the image you used then i wouldnt post anything but how hot skin tight clothing is as automatons are monsters.

>>21419397
Technically they already are monsterized anon.

>> No.21419415

>>21419393
Latex and skintight is hot as fuck. Assuming only ldf can use it or its only for bdsm is retarded.

>> No.21419425

>>21419400
So what like three gremlins in a trench coat?

>> No.21419430
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>>21419400
>Rata who could never master disguise magic and told to many lies for anyone to willingly help her tries her hand at her own disguise
>After all if elves can do it so can she
>Finds baggy pants and stuffs her tail inside making one of her legs look gigantic
>Wears wool cap even though it's the summer
>Binds the fur around he wrist with tons of gauze
>Wears thigh high boots way too big for her to properly walk around
>Finally puts everything together with a big baggy shirt with the words "Not a monsters" written on it in marker
>Walks confidently through human town as no one notices her
>In all reality they just think she's crazy and it's best not to make eye contact
>Other monsters in good disguises are sighing heavily
Ratas sure are smart

>> No.21419510
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21419510

how's it feel in there?

>> No.21419516

>>21419510
>>21406898

>> No.21419522

>>21419259
I hope there's a monster hunting guild that helps men with adventuring and helping them capture their own wife. I pray for the happy marriages of all good people, even human couples, but we can't expect the Demon Lord to do all the work.

>>21419430
It would be pretty cute if monsters had ways to temporarily disguise as humans, albeit with limits as it would merely make them take the form of what they would look like as a human. Those that aren't used to being bipedal might also have trouble walking or appearing to walk normally. I don't know if the body should change, but it's at least a tangible illusion that hides the inhuman parts.
A man or woman that has interest in them may feel something strangely specific, but positive about them. For example, a disguised lamia might give off vibes of "cool-bloodedness and scaliness" to a guy that is compatible with her, but to everyone else the best clues would have to do with how the lamia walks, which depends on how used to she is with her disguise.

Imagine the paranoia.

>> No.21419523

>>21419516
didn't even know that was fateshit
sorry I guess

>> No.21419553

>>21419522
I am guessing you didnt read world guide 3 and the polymorph spell? It turns human, but it breaks if a monstergirl feels pleasure.

>> No.21419571

>>21419553
I don't read all of it.

Still would like to do monster hunting. I would like to do some proactive dating myself.

>> No.21419582

>>21419553
But I guess I'll read it now.

By the way, does anyone remember the Needlers from the Halo series? Could they be replicated with Manticore spines?

>> No.21419585
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21419585

How tall do you like your trolls?

>> No.21419609

>>21419585
i like them small because they are far away and not near me

>> No.21419613

>>21419582
>Homing manticore spines
Now comes the question most important question. Is it based off the halo 1 and 2 needler or the halo 3 needler?
>>21419585
6'3'' I want them short enough so I can grab the back of their head and pull them down for a kiss

>> No.21419630

>>21419613
>so I can grab the back of their head and pull them down for a kiss
>6'3"
>pull them down
Why would you admit to being a subhuman manlet like this

>> No.21419631

>>21419613
>6'3"
>has to pull them down rather than make then tilt their head up

>> No.21419636

>>21419630
>>21419631
>manlet mind

>> No.21419649
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>>21419585
Six foot Eight, weighs a fucking ton
NTRists beware, edgelords beware
She's coming, she's coming, she's cumming

Let me lay it on the line, she's got plants on the vine, I mean a leafy hair bonnet so divine
On a centaur made of crystal she patrolled the land, with her wedding ring and Kobold in her perfect hands

Here comes Troll, in control
Men dug her rosemary and her gallant stroll
<Line Omitted> and invented cumcaine
She's cuming, she's cumming, she's cummming

>> No.21419650

>>21419613
>6'3'' I want them short enough so I can grab the back of their head and pull them down for a kiss
Honestly. A loli is probably more your speed. That way, you at least look like a real man in comparison.

>> No.21419653

>>21419650
savage

>> No.21419657

>>21419585
The same height I like all my big titty girls, talk enough that my face gets shoved between their tits when we hug.

>> No.21419658

>>21419613
Depends. If the spines are potent, the "splash damage" from supercombine orgasming will be bigger a la Halo CE. It's probably most like CE because multiple supercombine orgasms can occur.
Magic shields and armor can still block them, so they're about as effective if not less effective as Reach's Needler in that sense.
I don't know if their homing ability is from the weapon, the modifications to the spines, or the spines already can do that. The last one I don't believe would be true.

>> No.21419668
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21419668

Are you a fan of Monster Wrasslin'?

>> No.21419674
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>>21419585
I would accept anything on this chart, honestly.

>> No.21419677

>>21419668
i wanna wrassle with aisha clan-clan

>> No.21419683
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>>21419677
Who?

>> No.21419702

>>21419683
she's like the dragon of cats

>> No.21419704
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>>21419702
I don't get it.

>> No.21419707

>>21419674
Now I know bards a manlet from what we've seen but exactly how short is he?

>> No.21419712

>>21419707
Your average orc is surely close to six feet, right?

>> No.21419716

>>21419712
Can't be, that would make High Elves giraffe tier.

>> No.21419719

>>21419716
Why do you think they're called "high" elves? They will ohohoho at you from their heights!

>> No.21419726

>>21419704
ever see her become that huge fuckin tiger and wreck shit?

>> No.21419782

>>21419712
>>21419719
The reason I asked is, and to put it in perspective, he's exceedingly shorter than other men that have been portrayed with him. High elf is about as tall as these men are if not a tad taller.

>> No.21419824

Can anyone tell me about how often these threads last? 3ish days sound normal to you?

>> No.21419828

I just want to let you all know that there are vampiric birds.
Imagine.

>> No.21419839
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21419839

Telling a dragon that you want to make armour out of her scales
Kuvle is special seeing as you dont really kill her for materials

>> No.21419841

>>21419839
Wurmscale is a valuable commodity!

>> No.21419845

>>21418422
Rowdy

>> No.21419846

>>21419839
Masochist dragon that gers of you breaking her regenerating horns when?

>> No.21419851

>>21418422
Howlin'
I'm the one who sounds like a hentai seiyuu.

>> No.21419860

>>21419839
>Your Dragon wife insists that the only armor you wear be made of her scales
>It shrugs off everything, you barely even feel impacts
>One day you're hit by something that leaves a scuff mark
>Your wife goes nuclear, not because of any pride related reason, but because someone came close to maybe making you possibly feel a tiny amount of pain

>> No.21419870

>>21419841
I bet they also are especially tough

>> No.21419933

>have a decommissioned super heavy artillery automaton
>her body is laden with super-alloy coil muscles hidden behind a layer of cushioning
>she could lift cars with little effort if she wanted to
>one day, she boots up from sleep mode to see you standing there smiling with an unfamiliar remote in your hand
>before she can ask what that is for, you press a button and her arms and legs automatically detach
>now you can use your big strong wife as a big soft onahole whenever you want

>> No.21419937
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>>21419846
Had this one way up top in the stock room, you're lucky I found it!

>> No.21419958

>>21419937
>tfw no tomboy nergi childhood friend who grows up into a sexy gyaru monster
Life is unfair sometimes

>> No.21419972
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>>21419668
Yes!

>> No.21419982
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>>21419668
Of course. It's how I met my wife.

>> No.21419983

>>21419982
Going to unmask her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27YGFyG5Y8

>> No.21419986
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21419986

could you resist sabbath scouts?

>> No.21419989

>>21419986
Easily, I like big girls.

>> No.21419993

>>21419989
i like both

>> No.21419998

>>21419668
I love wrestling so monster wrestling is even better. Would buy front row seats to a Hinezumi vs Ogre match.

>> No.21420000

>>21419983
Be careful, Anon. A masked wrestler's secret identity is everything. If you unmask her, she'll have to retire and become you loving housewife.

>> No.21420003

>>21419998
would a fighter mg be sad if a guy she liked was in the audience at her defeat?

>> No.21420005

>>21419998
Mist Continent has a 4000 year history! Can the brute force of Andrea the Giantess overcome Retsuko's ancient kung fu tecnhiques?
ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW

>> No.21420073
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>>21419986
Yes. But if the sabbath branch leader or her daughter, if she's got one, shows up on my doorstep asking why I didn't buy any cookies, I wouldn't be able to resist that goat cunny.

>> No.21420086
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>>21420073

>> No.21420097

>>21420073
>S-So, uh, did you wanna pretend to be my big brother to help impress my friends? Ehehe...

>> No.21420174
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Gonna give my Zipanese wife lots of shirts she doesn't understand

>> No.21420208
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My older sister can't possibly be this cute!

>> No.21420276

>>21420208
I want to break Naru with my big, fat cock.

>> No.21420301

>>21419649
>line omitted
This revisionist history is bull. We all know what she did. Amazing head, duh. That poor fucking bear.

>> No.21420302
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>>21420174
>preying on the illiterate
That's cruel anon. At least explain it to her.

>> No.21420314

>>21420276
I want to mating press Arulu into the floor.

>> No.21420325

>>21420302
>explain the shirts to her
>now she wants you to buy her clothing with even more depraved stuff written on them, like "Anon's Dirty Little Cockwhore" and "Hubby's Cumdump Breeding Bitch"
This was a bad idea.

>> No.21420330
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Remember to give your dragon lots of love!

>> No.21420338

>>21420003
She could always use it as motivation and when she eventually wins a rematch, dedicate her win to him to woo him over.

>> No.21420340
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>>21420330
If I give her any more she'll have a love overdose!

>> No.21420353

>>21417748
If by red neck you mean southern belle then yes

>> No.21420368

>>21420325
This was a great idea. The "#1 Breeding Sow" shirt is sure to be the envy of all the other monster wives. You might have started a fashion trend.
Or a lewd t-shirt arms race.

>> No.21420374
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>>21420330
I'm the one getting loved though. I get loved so much I can't always walk properly.

>> No.21420379

>>21419937
Paolaolao or however you spell it will always be an uncanny horror show to me and no amount of cute frilly lolis will change that.

>> No.21420390

>>21419986
If it’s a genuine inexperienced little girl who’s new to the sabbath then probably. If it’s one of her superiors tagging along and pretending to be new then I don’t stand a chance.

>> No.21420421

>>21419677
>>21419683
>>21419704
Aisha. There should be a infograph pic for best waifu. Like the one for >>21419649.

Muscles- Bitch is strong, over 9K. Actually is the strongest woman in the universe.

Gormund's mouth - Crap taste. No class or tact. Can barely stop talking shit.

Gold ring braid - Will probably do anything you want for enough food or loot to buy food. Doubles as a leash.

Big appetite - Will eat you into the poorhouse. Destroyed the buffet format on several planets.

Cat Brain - Made out of cat supremacy memes and stupid. Remarkably loyal and stupid for a cat species. Retarded levels of happiness when eating.

Moon Transformation - Turns into a beast, but not in a good way. Run before the landlord sees what is left of the room.

Iron Skin - So freakishly durable, she won't even notice your inevitable attempts to murder her irritating ass.

We should infograph up some waifus. Do your waifus anons. In infograph form, I mean.

>> No.21420434
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https://youtu.be/EfqVnj-sgcc
I want to frustrate a hauktaku by simplifying this bullshit

>> No.21420457

>>21420434
I mean
it’s pretty much just calculus, specifically limits.

>> No.21420495

>>21420434
Tell her that like zeno, shes overthinking it

>> No.21420518

>>21420457
Im gonna be honest
I suck at math

>> No.21420584

>>21420457
Poor gym teacher Haku.

>> No.21420611

>>21420421
You failed to mention her fondness for heat.

>> No.21420618

>>21420584
There’s the one-in-a-thousand brilliant scholar Minotaur.
And then there’s the equally rare Hakutaku who doesn’t think ‘bout much beyond husband.

>> No.21420662

>>21420611
No one forgets about the goodies. Iron skin covers lava bathing. What about your waifu?

>> No.21420663

>>21420618
How does smart mino counteract the red rage?

>> No.21420682
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>>21420662
An attempt was made. Maybe someone actually competent will be inspired to remake this for me.

>> No.21420693

>>21420663
She just puts on her glasses.
The only rage you can get with glasses on is nerd rage.

>> No.21420705

>>21420682
That is a good attempt. It looks competent to me. How did you go about it?

>> No.21420713

>>21420584
>gym teacher Haku got this far by bullshitting so convincingly that no one suspects her credentials
>all the fancy book learning other Hakus have are just cons and schemes for her

>> No.21420719

>>21420705
I looked at what parts of her body I could point a line to and wrote something silly about that part of her.

>> No.21420726

>>21420719
I meant in a 'how to graphics' way.

>> No.21420734

>>21420726
I opened up the image in MS paint and drew some lines and wrote some text. Simple as.

>> No.21420760

>>21420734
Cool. It does not look as clunky as MS normally does.

>> No.21420788

>>21420760
Maybe it's the font?

>> No.21420819

>>21420788
That might be it. Or maybe too many anons space things too closely. I don't really know. Maybe I've been looking at too much clunk lately?

>> No.21420871

We need girls who look more aggressive, I think it's because KC's artstyle doesn't match with that concept very well.

>> No.21420880
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>>21420421
>>21420682

>> No.21420895

>>21420880
>big dinner poke stick
Ah, she's a fisherwoman!

>> No.21420896
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>>21420871
Well, the profiles are all trying to make their species look good

>> No.21420932
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>>21420896
I mean, take pic related, give her claws, some fur and animal ears and she would look like a great felinid rapist for example. Maybe it's because I'm thinking of something more like Killing Bites and KC can't into muscles.

>> No.21420934

>>21420880
You forgot to mention the exposed arms

>> No.21420937

>>21420871
Hellhounds and Devils look very rapey.

>> No.21420955

>>21420880
Good job. The face of rape looks the same as her face of joy, hunger and indifference. Every rape must seem like it comes out of nowhere.

>> No.21420977

>>21420880
Imagine getting attacked by a hunting party of Sahu, coming at you with spears and nets, trying to drag you underwater.

I also wonder if they have issues with elves.

>> No.21420981
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>>21420932
Slightly related

>> No.21420983

>>21420977
>you get tangled up in a sahu net as they take turns riding you senseless
Don’t go near the water!

>> No.21421044

>>21420983
There's nothing in the sea that can hurt you.

>> No.21421065

>>21421044
Lack of oxygen

>> No.21421066

>>21421065
MERMAID KISSES

>> No.21421077

>>21420977
first one to finish has to cook dinner while the others hump away!

>> No.21421125

>>21421066
Mermaids supplying you with oxygen via kisses? Nice

>> No.21421142

Ravioli Ravioli, don´t lewd the spider loli!

>> No.21421149

>>21421142
Request denied, breeding commencing

>> No.21421150
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>>21421142
I need an adult!

>> No.21421167

>>21421125
It’s mostly the mana transferred that does it, but they find it more fun that way.

>> No.21421192
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>>21419986
No!

>> No.21421195

>>21419674
Tell us all about your vacation when you get back!

>> No.21421203

>>21421192
That's too puffy.

>> No.21421222
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>>21419668
Yeah

>> No.21421224

>>21421192
oh, KDF

>> No.21421256
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>>21419630
>>21419631
>>21419650
>Forced into loving lolis because of my height
Can I at least settle for a womanlet, or shortstack?

>> No.21421257

>>21421142
Fuck you. Nachos are good girls and deserve love and someone to take care of them and neutralize their venom so they can finally be happy.

>> No.21421260

>>21421203
If I had a daughteru that puffy I'd homeschool her so I can keep my mouth on her perfect cunny all day long.

>> No.21421261

>>21421256
you may have a shortstack.

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>> No.21421269

>>21421257
Post after the venom wears off faggot.

>> No.21421303
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>>21419585
Tits on my face and my hands spreading her huge buttocks

>> No.21421324

>>21419259
I just know that skinny mage is going to partner with the elf and get seduced in no time. They will be greatly successful, and have incredible daily sex.

>> No.21421392

>>21421260
>Wait, this isn’t studying! This is just sex!

>> No.21421443

>>21421324
And the big burly man is going to fall for a busty healer dark mage.

>> No.21421497

>>21421303
While riding me, I wish I had a sfw picture to show an example. Drawfags please deliver on this one

>> No.21421533

>>21421443
>'white mage
The catch is she's just as lewd as a dark mage

>> No.21421599

>>21421533
White magic certainly has its lewd applications. Casting Protect on you to make you lose less stamina over time as you have sex, Regen to slowly restore your stamina, Libra to see exactly how much longer you can last and where your weaknesses are. Berserk, Bravery, Faith, Haste, Slow and Arise are notable too

>> No.21421628

>>21421303
Trolls were made for anal abuse

>> No.21421716

Apophis doing apophis things.
https://twitter.com/umeyukari2538/status/1132961448244568065

>> No.21421720

>>21421263
cutie

>> No.21421843
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21421843

>>21421628
With your tongue

>> No.21421851

>>21421716
I want to fuck a pharaoh's graped sister right in front of her.

>> No.21421854

>>21421533
She acts like a white mage, but secretly shes just a dark pharmomancer. Big burly barbarian is going to learn that first hand when she shotafies him for a few hours just before they both lose their virginity.

>> No.21421858

>>21421716
All hail grape snake.

>> No.21421903

>>21421843
Damn that's a huge bitch. Duce Bigalow eats troll pillow. Make us proud, man-slut.

>> No.21421920

I do some shirt screen printing and now all I can think of all the lewd requests monsters would want

>> No.21421932

>>21421920
>Holst wearing a shirt that has a handprint on each breast
>Caption of just “This could be you.”

>> No.21421948

>>21421932
>Forces you to redo the design because she doesn't think you drew the breasts big enough

>> No.21421953

>>21421948
>"Breasts can't possibly be that big!"
>Holst pops her top for some 'hands on measurements'

>> No.21421959

>>21421948
That's why you hire a Leanan Sidhe to help you out

>> No.21421965

>>21421948
>>21421959
You don’t draw the breasts dummy, the handprints are just placed over where hers are.

>> No.21421975

>>21421965
Exactly then when you are finished with the shirt she cuts out holes leaving just the hand prints

>> No.21421984

>>21421920
I bet it would get boring making the same "If you can read this then you are getting raped" shirt

>> No.21421992

>>21421984
Not our fault you have zero imagination.

>> No.21421998

I bet manticores drink soda through their tails.

>> No.21422001

>>21421998
I can't possibly imagine it'd be comfy to have all that bubbly soda in such a sensitive place anon.

>> No.21422008

>>21421992
I doubt monsters have much imagination beyond cock

>> No.21422011

>>21422001
Never know, they may get off on it.

>> No.21422014

>>21422008
There’s these things called “World Guides.” I recommend giving them a read.

>> No.21422016

Monsters girls are weird

>> No.21422029

>>21421920
>Free* Hugs

>> No.21422034
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21422034

So MGE volume 2 notes that the clothes the various Wonderland girls wear are all designed and issued by the Queen of Hearts. I wonder though if that means she designs the clothes per race, or for each individual. I also wonder if it means she makes each garment herself, or simply gives the design to workers to make.

The fact that the individuals on this cover by KC have somewhat different clothing designs from their profile counterparts makes me think the QoH may well design an outfit for each individual monster in Wonderland. And if so, one imagines it must be quite a event whenever a given girl gets her official outfit. Kind of like when a merrow gets given a hat from Poseidon.

Course I doubt those are the only outfits a given girl can wear. But I would also bet the queen may punish them sexually if she catches them wearing other clothes.

>> No.21422041

>>21417613
Who is the artist?

>> No.21422043

>>21422016
I bet monsters think you are weird

>> No.21422044
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>>21422008
These batteries are pretty inventive.

>> No.21422072

>>21422034
Getting their outfit made is probably a “coming of age” (or equivalent) ceremony for Wonderland girls.
I would think that the Queen of Hearts just does the design though, she’s far too busy to be seamstress for the entire realm.

>> No.21422083

>>21422072
She says she's "busy" but everyone knows she spends most of her time just goofing off and pulling pranks.

>> No.21422085

>>21422034
I wonder why the jabberwocks finger, elbow, tail and wingtip are wet.

>> No.21422087

When in doubt just whip it out and that will solve all your problems

>> No.21422099

>>21422083
And that takes a lot of work she’ll have you know! It’s got her schedule completely booked out.

>> No.21422111

>>21422085
That probably happens whenever her chest and tentacle tongues start salivating. It just gets everywhere.

>> No.21422117

BIG gyaru monsters.

>> No.21422122

>>21422041
https://inkbunny.net/Pattan

They were great the first time I worked with them, but this time they were pretty sketchy. Seems like they were going through some shit but they did charge me less for the second one than they did for the first.

>> No.21422123

>>21422087
And that is how we caused the massive spike in the Jabberwock population

>> No.21422137

>>21422122
Thanks KDF.

>> No.21422146

>>21422137
No problem anon.

>> No.21422163

>>21422085
she masturbated with them. yes even her finger.

>> No.21422202

>>21421920
Bet Winterstown has a bunch of Naughty/Nice-related shirts all over the place.

>> No.21422238

>>21422202
All the little kids get the nice shirts!
All the adults get the naughty shirts
.

>> No.21422296

>>21422238
>”Top of the Naughty List”

>> No.21422321

>>21422238
Good thing the proud and noble elf just gets an "I love Canada" shirt

>> No.21422341
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>>21422321
>Noble
>Elf
But anon, that's a contradiction!

>> No.21422346
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>>21421716
I dream that one day, every pharaoh will be GRAPED by superior apophises.

I dream that one day, I will get to marry a superior apophis!

>> No.21422390

>>21422341
But she's a member of the high court!

>> No.21422409

>>21422390
The high court of onaholes?

>> No.21422417

>>21421959
>fairy wearing same shirt is just fingerprints

>> No.21422429

>>21422409
who /ona/ here?

>> No.21422462

>>21422429
Guilty.
Considering putting a hole in the far end just so it’s easier to clean honestly.

>> No.21422485

>>21422346
I will defend the Pharaoh

>> No.21422491

>>21422485
You could also just find a desert kingdom that has had its snake problem dealt with already.

>> No.21422495

>>21422485
You will be graped alongside her

>> No.21422496

>>21422346
Graping needs a reset button or something. What're your daughters supposed to do for fun with no pharaohs to corrupt.

>> No.21422505

>>21422496
The pharaoh will have daughters that aren't graped, so they can bully and grape the pharaohs when they're all in school

>> No.21422512

>>21422505
It’s passed on to any daughters. Same as with Bicorns, Valkyries, etc.

>> No.21422513
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>>21422491
Or never had one. Either way is fine.

>>21422495
Apophis was weak, witness true power!

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>>21422513
>Apophis was weak, witness true power!
Famousss lassst wordsss

>> No.21422533

>>21422520
>>21422513
Gonna impregnate both

>> No.21422556

>Not becoming the true Lord of the desert with your loyal Khepri wives while the pharaoh and Nerds rope are busy bickering next door

>> No.21422560

>>21422520
I wanna handcuff them together and force them to get along

>> No.21422561
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>>21422520
Have at you

>> No.21422566

>>21422533
Having them both as equal-queen wives is the best

>> No.21422576

I want to turn an ancient evil dragon who used to single-handedly level entire kingdoms into a mere female lizard with the power of my cock.

>> No.21422582

>>21422556
>>21422566
I'll just take the anubis vizier who has to run the kingdom in any case, thanks

>> No.21422585

>>21417613
Fuck off KDF

>> No.21422591

>>21422582
Does she have a wisecracking parrot though?

>> No.21422602

>>21422560
that sounds like one of those 90's buddy movies where two people have to learn to get along

>> No.21422612
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>>21422561
Apophis and pharaoh that have been fighting for years and had various times where one or the other could have permanently won but held back so the feud can continue?

They get married, have kids, still the feud continues. Everyone knows they're really friends by now, but they never admit it.

>> No.21422619

>>21422612
The husbands are best friends at least

>> No.21422620

>>21422612
Not really my cup of tea. I want to marry an apophis and turn the pharaoh into our personal sex slave, maybe her best anubis servant too.

>> No.21422623

>>21421269
>Hideous Spider Abomination typing angrily on the computer

>> No.21422633
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>>21422620
So long as you realize there is nothing demeaning to a monster girl about being a sex slave. Monsters sell themselves as slaves just because they want someone to take care of them.

>> No.21422645

>>21422633
>Monsters sell themselves as slaves
I'd buy that for a dollar

>> No.21422646

>>21422633
I really hope in the future we see more monster girls from KC with breasts as pillowy as these.

>> No.21422654

>>21422645
Well to be clear, as far as we know monsters don't sell other monsters as slaves, some do let themselves get caught by human slavers though so they can seduce a man they want into buying them.

>> No.21422662

>>21422654
I'd buy a monster girl from a human slaver.

>> No.21422677

>>21422662
Unfortunately I feel like the species I’m interested in isn’t one that can just be bought.
Hell, given how rare monsters are to the average citizen in human lands, if they had a selection of really common monster girls they’d still be super exotic to the people present.

>> No.21422687

Always trust spooky looking monsters they never mean harm

>> No.21422700

>>21422677
Good point, though let's not overstate the "monsters are rare" aspect of the setting. Yes there are many people who go their whole lives never seeing a monster, but KC specified that that applies only to people deep in Order lands who never travel outside them. That implies to me that its not that hard to encounter at least the more common sorts of monsters, provided you are able to travel a bit or don't live deep in anti-monster territory.

>> No.21422726

>>21422700
I mean yeah, but it’s not like most people would be big travelers for their jobs.
Your agverage joe who lives in his quaint human town his whole life probably isn’t going to see muh beyond a stray Holst or Werecat. Maybe an Alraune in the neighboring forest. Actual interactions (beyond “run away!”) aren’t super common.
Traveling shows/“slaves”/vendors will probably be most of their view of the outside world.

>> No.21422734

Poisoned pharaoh a shit. Pharaoh who keeps her ojou personality while you're also married to an Apophis is better.

>> No.21422735
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>The spell wards off people while monsters are having sex with human men, i.e., the purpose of the spell is to prevent sex from being interrupted. Essence and mamono mana mix together through sexual intercourse, causing mana to swell and overflow into the surroundings, creating an unapproachable atmosphere on the spot, albeit it does not create a physically impregnable wall of mana. Instead, what it really does is make others feel that “it's somehow difficult to approach”. Ergo, it's not actually impossible to approach, but even if someone were to behold the sight of the caster copulating with a man, she'd soon become unaware of it “somehow”, and it would feel like part of the background. Also, those influenced by this spell fundamentally cannot be clearly aware that they are under its effects. Although it may seem like monsters are sitting ducks while getting down and dirty with the men they claimed as the spoils of war on the battlefield, it is due to this spell's effects that they can enjoy sex without being targeted by the enemy.

You know, as useful as the people repellent spell is, I just realized using it may also inadvertently help fuel the myth that monsters eat humans they catch. i.e. instead of recalling men being captured as being ravished lovingly on the battlefield, most Order soldiers that return home from such a battle would only have vague memories of the men getting pounced on. Their minds may even try to fill in the blanks in ways that match their preconceptions.

"Yeah, John got taken down by an ogre. I must have looked away, the whole thing just became part of the background at the time, but I can still hear how his cries echoed across the battlefield. He must have fought to his last breath and been annihilated. We couldn't even find his body."

>> No.21422743

>>21422520
>Apophis manage to convince you to help her over throw the Pharaoh.
>She grapes the pharaoh rights in front of you.
>Holds her up like that
>tells you the Pharaoh is going to be your slave wife as a thanks
>And you're gonna become the Apophis husband as she's now going to be queen and she needs a king.

>> No.21422747

>>21422734
Ojouloli pharaoh is absolute top tier though.

>> No.21422749

>>21422726
Which probably makes people in monster friendly nations much better traveled on average, what with all the efforts monsters go through to set up networks of permanent portals to other lands in them.

>> No.21422753

>>21422633
I will save that Pharaoh!

>> No.21422758

>>21422747
Ojou-nee is better.

>> No.21422765

>>21422747
>>21422758
I like both of these, but recently I have been fantasizing about lolibaba Pharaoh

>> No.21422768

>>21422749
That’s certainly true.
Those probably get curious visitors (tourists?) from neighboring Order lands too. Whatsitplace has direct portals to distant lands and they’re offering guided tours? What an opportunity!

And isn’t the MGE world massive compared to Earth?

>> No.21422772

>>21422662
I want to buy a human slave from a female human slaver with the idea of freeing her only gor it to turn out the the female human slaver and all her slaves (all female) were infected by parasite slimes. The slave will then rape me and the slime will multiple causing the entire town to eventually get slimed.

>> No.21422777

>>21422768
Supposedly KC has said it is bigger than the actual Earth, but I don't think I've ever seen the actual source for this supposed comment, or how much bigger it is.

>> No.21422785

>>21422735
You're spamming this shit from /tg/ aren't you? Fuck off.

>> No.21422798

>>21422785
I don't even go on /tg/, it was just a neat thing from World Guide 3 that I thought of to discuss. Initially it was only going to be about how strange the use of this spell must make a battlefield look, but then I realized there was a more interesting aspect.

>> No.21422800

>>21422785
>WGIII is /tg/ now.

>> No.21422804

>>21422800
>playing dumb to the absolute fucking cancer right under it
Based fucking faggot

>> No.21422807

>>21422735
>unapproachable field
The Japanese recycle this trope to hell and back. There was this animu about a cat bodyguard and this pansy guy with a harem. One of the girls was just a normal childhood friend, she wheezed and sweated her ass through the 'fuck off mortal' field. Looked like she was gonna die.

>> No.21422814

>>21422662
I’d recommend buying from Mrs.Nomed. She and her husband sell great monsters. They even provide you with a contract binding her to you and ensuring she does as you wish!

>> No.21422816

>>21422804
He's not saying monsters kill humans or anything pro order only that the retards of the order probably are too stupid to realize they were fucking because monsters can magically ward off observers.

>> No.21422819

>>21422777
Well it’s not like KC is ever big on specifics.

>> No.21422821

>>21422804
Just what was wrong with any of that? It wasn't anti-MGE in any way.

>> No.21422825

>>21422807
What? It’s not a goddamn prismatic wall.
It’s pretty much just a somebody-else’s-problem field.

>> No.21422826

>>21422821
>>21422816
I am almost certain that he just skimmed it, read "order", and then got mad.

>> No.21422828

>>21422821
It's cancer.

>> No.21422837

>>21422814
Good luck with that Mr. ebuR.

>> No.21422843

>>21422772
Pretty much this exact thing could happen with Kitsune-Tsuki.
Hell, with -tsuki their cover stays unbroken and they can continue infiltration without anyone knowing a thing besides their husband.

>> No.21422867

>>21422825
It was out in the middle of nowhere. Normally she was shown as pretty athletic. The monstergirls just slapped a fuck off field up in the woods and told her to come help the guy train. She looked like she was gonna collapse by the time she got there. I cannot remember the name of it. The MC was a hardcore pacifist with OP magic he could only use to protect others.

>> No.21422875

>>21422867
I’m talking about MGE, not whatever that is.

>> No.21422879

>>21422814
What a retarded name. How am I supposed to trust someone like that? And how can I make sure that the goods aren't used?
Slavers have a tendency to spoil the goods in a sexual manner before it gets passed off to the customer as being "pure".

>> No.21422883

>>21422735
>A lock is not required for this Succubus' Key, any "room" targeted can be locked, and it will become the sole key that can open it.
Besides the natural magical repellent monsters have I wonder if the Succubus Key can seal off natural environments like a specific chamber of a cave that a monster and incubus couple live in by inserting it into a wall for more privacy.

>> No.21422895

>Monster girls that lie and pretend to be experienced sluts and make fun of you for being a virgin, but in reality, they're virgins too and can't keep their composure during the first fuck

>> No.21422896

>>21422867
Omamori Himari, and yes that was a funny scene.

>> No.21422903

>>21422875
It is the same idea. That is the only time I remember a mortal ever getting past one of them. They didn't even tell her it was there. Too bad the guy didn't nail any of them. Does it stop magicians in MGE? The Order guys have magic or some of them do. Someone would see John getting ogred.

>> No.21422920

>>21422903
>Too bad the guy didn't nail any of them.

Actually he has sex with most of them offscreen during the final chapter or something. Except he was unconscious for it all while saving the main heroine in a mental world. She declares she won't let him sleep until he has sex with her and remembers it.

>> No.21422930

>>21422896
That is the name. Thanks for reminding me anon. I'm going to have to rewatch it. The way they kept sniping at each other was funny as fuck. No tits was the best girl. She kept talking so much shit to Himari.

>> No.21422935

>>21422837
I don’t get it.

>> No.21422938

>>21422903
>Does it stop magicians in MGE? The Order guys have magic or some of them do. Someone would see John getting ogred.

Presumably someone with high enough magic skill and power would be able to use "spell break" against "people repellent spell." However, humans capable of both sensing the spell is being used, and powerful enough to break it (you have to use as much or more mana than the spell you are breaking) would be few in any given battle.

>> No.21422943

>>21422843
Slime carriers are capable of hiding their slime inside the body to look like normal women and dont require inari or youko to make more. Thats why is used pslimes in stead.

>> No.21422945

>>21422879
It’s a married couple running the operations. If they wanted to get their rocks off, they have each other and don’t have to use the goods.

>> No.21422946

>>21422903
>>21422920
Best end to a harem manga, they got fed up of his bullshit and pretty much raped him.

>> No.21422952
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>>21422883
From the description the only requirement is that the space be considered a "room" and apparently it would have to have a door. So the cave, tree hollow, etc. would have to have some kind of door installed on it first.

>> No.21422953

>>21422943
They can still directly monsterize just like most species though.

>> No.21422964

>>21422920
>>21422946
What? Were bloodsucker, one eye and people eater getting in on the orgy action too?
>rape
It does make sense. I don't blame them at all. He really was the "fuck it we have to rape him" type. Jumps in front of a knife but is scared of tits.

>> No.21422982

>>21422953
Ah well then true. So i guess both can be used but i just find pslimes/slime carriers hotter. Could be funny though having the slaver captain actually be a polymorphed inari and maybe some guy accidentally stumbles into her room while she is out of disguise. or maybe just have her learning to manipulate her slime if you go that route.

>> No.21422990

>>21422938
I don't know. If I was in a battle and had magic, I would be spamming "spell break" the whole time. Going by the name you wouldn't need anything else.

>> No.21422997

>>21422964
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-px5E2pB6U68/UtgxOiH3NtI/AAAAAAAA6aQ/GJW0tH2-9wM/s0/024.png
He had it coming. Speaking of MC's who had it coming, Nyaruko was another girl who had to take matters into her own hands in the LNs.

>> No.21423006

>>21422964
>What? Were bloodsucker, one eye and people eater getting in on the orgy action too?

I think so, the bloodsucker even remarking on how delicious he was as everyone got dressed.

>> No.21423012

Being dense around monstergirls is a safe way to interact with them

>> No.21423020

>>21423012
You would be dragged into an alley or bathroom in less than 3 minutes

>> No.21423028

>>21422997
>>21423006
Hell yeah. That is a good ending. I can't even remember what the chick who hated his guts looked like. Did she get on the magic rod too? I'm thinking she did and probably said it was only because Himari got on it.

>> No.21423032

>>21423020
That's still about 2 minutes longer than average.

>> No.21423035

>>21422990
Well keep in mind spell break has a ton of limitations. To sum up:

1. It can only break spells that have a temporary effect.
2. You must use as much or even more mana than the spell you are breaking uses.
3. It cannot remove the psychological phenomena that come with the effects of a given spell.

>> No.21423036

>>21423020
Thats why you have that nice lady help show you around

>> No.21423049

>>21422982
>i just find pslimes/slime carriers hotter.
Believe me, the entire thread is more than aware of this fact about you.

>> No.21423054

>>21422997
does Kuuko ever get any?

>> No.21423059

>>21422997
>Nyaruko
The Crawling Chaos?

>> No.21423060

>>21423032
At the cost of not getting to pick.

>> No.21423066

>>21423028
Would have been better if he remembered it though. Like Rinko said, it made it like it didn't count.

>> No.21423082

>>21423054
Sadly no. At least not from what I remember.
>>21423059
Yup, that one.

>> No.21423089

>>21422990
Lets see how well your spell break holds up against a horde of cute zombies.

>> No.21423093

>>21423066
>implying that there won't be repeats every curry night.
Did the girl from the village who hated him get it on too?

>> No.21423105

>>21423093
Nope, she was futilely standing guard outside to keep Rinko and the class president from finding out.

>> No.21423122

>>21423035
It still kicks ass too much not to use it. Spam and eggs every battle, friendo.
>>21423089
Okay. I only know two spells Spell Break and Haste. We will go try it out on the cute zombie horde and find out if I'm right.

>> No.21423141

Nerdy Monsters are the least likely to rape you so that is why you should befriend them

>> No.21423156

>>21423105
Thats good too. She was pretty set against the guy. I thought she was jealous that he was gonna get the ol' catnip. Wink wink. I have to go over that one again. Fucking Yuto got super laid. That is more surprising than Yukiteru not getting super murdered.

>> No.21423164

>>21423141
That's a common misconception anon, a very dangerous one too!

>> No.21423173

>>21423164
They only rape you if your trigger their autism the wrong way like saying the objectively wrong opinion or having shit taste

>> No.21423174

>>21423122
Spending 1.5 mana for every one of theirs in order to cause nothing to happen does not sound terribly great.
In fact it sounds like a great way to run out of mana in a jiffy.

>> No.21423194
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>>21423141
because I really would like some friends...

>> No.21423205

>>21423174
You'd probably have to know how much mana they are using for a particular spell as well. Spell break is useful, but I don't think its meant to be spammed. Its best used strategically and only by someone skilled and knowledgeable enough to take advantage of it.

i.e. you'd have to know which monsters naturally can levitate vs. those that must learn a spell to do so. Spell break will not knock the former out of the air.

>> No.21423223

>>21423205
That's kinda what I'm getting at.
It's a spell that has to be used carefully, because if you just use it on everything you're going to wear yourself out long before them.

>> No.21423226

Onee-chan monsters are _____

>> No.21423227
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>>21423012
You mean like this?

>> No.21423231

>>21423141
Define "nerd."
Because what qualifies as a nerd for, say, Jinkos may not be the same as a nerd to Crow Tengu.

>> No.21423236

>>21423226
scary

>> No.21423238

>>21423226
Pretty cute.

>> No.21423239

>>21422895
>Hellhound acts all confident in raping her childhood friend
>Turns out he's pretty big now
>Remembers all the times they swam together and how she stole his swim trunks to look at it
>Of course she isn't scared though she's a hellhound and hellhounds are never scared
>Impales herself on him as she can barely manage to move her hips
>They both cum prematurely but could you call it premature then?
>Both fall asleep cuddling each other then wake up for round 2
>>21423141
>Football quarterback who bullies that nerdy chubby p'orc is secretly dragging her away every passing period to bang her in the equipment closet
>Doesn't care about being late to class since he's too cool for school, but always helps p'orc girlfriend with her excuses and says she was helping a teacher
>Quarterback even takes pills to make his mana appear clear so not even the teachers could know
>Even hits on the pharaoh cheerleader captain to keep everyone's suspicion low
>Eventually word gets out when he drags her into the girls locker room for a pre-game quicky
>Didn't know the cheerleading squad was gonna be in there tonight
>The look on the pharaoh captain's face was priceless

>> No.21423241

>>21423231
>Define "nerd."
doesn't really mean much these days

>> No.21423242

>>21423226
Inferior to Wife monsters.

>> No.21423244

>>21423174
>to cause nothing to happen
When the options are burst into love flames or nothing, the spell is worth the cost. Sounds like great way to avoid dick fire to me. Wang fire is literally the worst sort of fire.

>> No.21423259

>>21423239
>pharaoh cheerleader captain
I like this idea.

>> No.21423300

Which is a worse idea wearing a sign saying "Free hugs" or one saying "5$ hugs"

>> No.21423305

>>21423259
It is fun but I still see it as a demotion. God queen to cheer captain. It makes it sound like she did something terrible to get thrown into high school.

>> No.21423311

>>21423300
Depends on what sort of result you are looking for I guess. You'll get attention from monster girls regardless, but some may take more advantage of you if they have to pay for a hug.

>> No.21423325

>>21423305
She might just be doing it for fun. She could also be the queen of the school.

>> No.21423337

>>21423300
>Free hugs
Big troll hugs you and picks you up, takes you all the way back to her home. You never specified a time limit
>5$ hugs
5 danukis all give you one dollar each and group hug you, you tell them they each owe you 4 dollars each, but just laugh stating it said "hugs" so they thought they could all share the same hug, but since you're acting like that they'll be taking you to court.
>>21423305
>It makes it sound like she did something terrible to get thrown into high school.
Everyone's gotta start somewhere, you can't expect a juvenile pharaoh to be given all sovereign powers right away, she'd totally abuse them.

>> No.21423340

>>21423325
>fun and school in same sentence
>God queen to school queen
I thought it through. She had to do something objectively terrible. Or is being punished like she did. Something something elementary Watson.

>> No.21423352
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21423352

I've got a question, If you had a chance to go into MGE, but at the downside of that MGE remains has a 2D anime fest, you come in at 3D which causes people and monsters to freak, would you still go?

>> No.21423355

>>21423337
>5 danukis all give you one dollar each and group hug you
I'd never want to escape that

>> No.21423359

>>21423340
Maybe it's to snag a husband?

>> No.21423371

>>21423352
Provided 2D can still romance 3D, and they can get over being freaked out, I'd still give it a shot.

>> No.21423375

>>21423337
>taking you to court.
Would it be a kangaroo court?

>> No.21423393

>>21423194
Gonna date that arch-Alraune!

>> No.21423406
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21423406

which mgs make best wife-mothers?

>> No.21423413

>>21423226
Teenage or young adult onee-chan type age gap with older guy.

>> No.21423435

>>21423406
Holstaurs.

>> No.21423439

>>21423359
No. There are many better ways to approach courtship. Do you notice the lack of retainers around her? Despite being at the school dance she doesn't use her native dancing style and move like an old painting don't cha know. She acts as if under scrutiny. I suspect my nemesis a criminal mastermind so clever that I don't even know who it is. Or it could be purple wurm. Come on, Ginger. The game is afoot! Dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah.

>> No.21423442

>>21423406
any loli monster!

>> No.21423452

>>21423439
She's just a fun loving Gyaru Pharaoh.

>> No.21423485

It's pretty hard to write out a story about my waifu and I meeting. Well it feels like its hard to keep it interesting. How eventful is your initial meeting with the waifu anons?

>> No.21423509

>>21423485
It could be summed up as “I answered a help wanted ad.”

>> No.21423515

>>21423485
It hasn't happened yet anon, maybe that's why it's so difficult. Trust me, I've tried too.

>> No.21423535

>>21423485
Too eventful like everything else involving Redcaps. I don't think flinching at the color red used to be normal. She says I'm mistaken.

>> No.21423542

>>21423485
depends if "walk into field, find sleeping minotaur and poke repeatedly" is eventful to you

>> No.21423552

>>21423141
I want a nerdy monster girl with dizzy eyes to push me over and take me while nervously stammering as her body acts on its own.

>autocorrect changed dizzy to foxy
Freaky

>> No.21423554

>>21423485
I just imagine a portal opening and taking me directly to her cave.

>> No.21423566

>>21423552
>autocorrect changed dizzy to foxy
A nerdy fox?

>> No.21423568

>>21423406
Nureonago

>> No.21423578

>>21423554
>Yoink!

>> No.21423645

>>21423554
>>21423578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388
skip to 1:12 and imagine that, but with an ushi oni

>> No.21423669

>>21423645
>Ushi-Oni
My wife is a Night Gaunt.

>> No.21423677

>>21423669
just as spoopy

>> No.21423693
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21423693

>>21423300
Either way you're going to gain the attention of a large pack of Yetis

>> No.21423712

>>21423485
It is as the Brits say, dead simple. Just write to satisfy yourself.

>The ransacked looking office is partially my fault. I don't really care. The room looks like it has been burgled. The furniture is scattered and broken. Similar to the reflection of myself in her eight bright wet eyes. My voice is muffled and bound by fine tight webbing and so is the rest of me. Her legs are busy unbinding me in one specific place. My newfound lack of pants isn't going to help me escape. The surprisingly strong thread has no give or slack. It hasn't shown the slightest bit for the last five minutes of my straining and wiggling. Damn, she just stopped monologuing. I have just enough time to lament on how I just wanted a Goddamn suit before her measurements reach an intimacy rarely associated with tailors.

>> No.21423724

>>21423552
I wonder how hard it would be to snap her out of that

>> No.21423726

>>21423693
thats one nice belly

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