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>> No.21424057

Tails are the best asset of a monster

>> No.21424059

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21424064

I want to be bullied by tall monster girls for being short!

>> No.21424066
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>tfw no Ushi Oni surprise attack where she grabs me with her pedipalps and drags me into her lair
bullshit 3rd dimension

>> No.21424074
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I want my rata waifu to bully me with her tail any chance she gets

>> No.21424075

what species would the mystery gang be if they consisted of mamono?

>> No.21424084
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>The ransacked looking office is partially my fault. I don't really care. The room looks like it has been burgled. The furniture is scattered and broken. Similar to the reflection of myself in her eight bright wet eyes. My voice is muffled and bound by fine tight webbing and so is the rest of me. Her legs are busy unbinding me in one specific place. My newfound lack of pants isn't going to help me escape. The surprisingly strong thread has no give or slack. It hasn't shown the slightest bit for the last five minutes of my straining and wiggling. Damn, she just stopped monologuing. I have just enough time to lament on how I just wanted a Goddamn suit before her measurements reach an intimacy rarely associated with tailors.

Now that does sound eventful, but what was the monologue about?

>> No.21424099

Ancient evil mofu is the best kind of mofu.

>> No.21424114

elaborate, you vile fiend.

>> No.21424117

Freddy: Buff Incubus
Shaggy: Lanky Incubus
Velma: Lich, but instead of losing her glasses her phylactery keeps getting lose or breaking.
Daphne: Succubus is the easy answer as they can have pretty much any personality and she had no personality to speak of on the original show as I recall.
Scooby: Kobold or cu sith are too easy as answers, so I'll say the world's most cowardly werewolf.

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>Think I've decided on a waifu
>Still can't give up my love of Rata tail

>> No.21424173

>velma not coke bottle glasses wearing haku
The rest I agree with and scaredy kobold makes the best sense for scoob.

>> No.21424184

I'm not really certain, was a mite distracted y'see. As well, I hadn't gotten good at understanding her lisp back then. As I recall it was either something about world domination or bananas. Definitely one of the two. She's a quirky sort of course. It's to be expected, what with all of the blueprints and fruit trees she keeps about. It's probably not that important. Excellent work on my jacket though. It fits like a glove.

>> No.21424207

Rata tail has enslaved me, anon save yourself...

I still want to design a unique-ish rata and commission some sort of art of her. It would probably help me feel less "hands off my waifu" when people post stuff wanting rata Yes I know it's dumb

>> No.21424230

I'm an aspiring monster hunter. What materials can I harvest from monsters that doesn't badly hurt them and can regrow? I need some manticore spines or girtablilu venom so I can make my experimental Needler, which thankfully is renewable and doesn't require hurting her.

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A lot of the gallery links in the fanart gallery pastebin are broken, also I randomly noticed that the mega archive has atleast some images that have been saved as low res, for example this one is :orig size but the one in the archive is really small.

>> No.21424234
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>Among the papillons, very rarely there are also those who became a Chrysalis and matured without having been able to acquire a man, and their nature is different than that of normal individuals. Since all the nourishment that was originally meant to be given to a man inside the chrysalis is retained inside their body while their adult body is formed, the resultant body is more voluptuous and plump, and tends to overtly exude sexual charm, and they'll openly flaunt their allure to approaching males.

I'm hoping that we get to see the voluptuous-type papillon drawn someday by KC. She better be at least as voluptuous as the pharaohs/apophis.

What are some of the other variants/forms mentioned in the profiles that you'd like to see an official illustration of? For me some easy answers would be:

1. Primal forms of the various dragons
2. Cursed sword gauntlet mode.
3. Spear and shield soldier beetles, and retracted weapon mode of each
4. Queen honey bee/ant/hornet
5. Mothman larva

>> No.21424245

Remember that some monsters have very weak fortitude saves and a simple cast Bessie's Voluminous Breasts is enough to massively slow them

>> No.21424255

Blessed swords that carve their own path to justice, only to have the brutal truth of their own slutty hypocrisy revealed.

>> No.21424259

pics like that make me wish someone out there is making stylized 3D models that look like 2D anime similar to guilty gear instead of flat out 3D

>> No.21424273

>monster hunter
Just keep it sexy.

I can imagine you getting hired as a tracker by either shy humans or Order stooges looking for particular monsters. No doubt some of the more aggressive girls will target you intensely.

I'm sure a Manticore could give you some spikes...but it'll cost you.

>> No.21424287
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Aside from what you mentioned, these are some others:

1. Slime jelly (can be used for food)
2. Fairy powder (from fairy wing scales, used as an ingredient for magic potions and for special dyes)
3. Mandragora root (can be made into medicines and such)
4. Mershark teeth (can be made into weapons with the same properties as mamono realm silver)
5. Arachne silk (clothing)
6. Dragons claws (can be used for talismans and such)
7. Weresheep wool

Of course, for a lot of these it may not be easy to get them if you are not their husband.

>> No.21424295
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Vampire. She's always been there for you ever since she bought you from your parents when you were a baby

>> No.21424314
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>tfw you kind of want to bring back Robot Devil posting
>except newfags and fuck off anon will ree about it because it isn't 100% positive scenarios and has downsides involved

I wonder if the original lad who did those is still here or if he's disappeared into the MGE Wilds like Crayon and others.

>> No.21424317

if that pic is any indication shotas are the veal of human boys

>> No.21424336

¿Quieres Sex?

>> No.21424339

>Just keep it sexy.
Of course. What's the point of catching monsters if it's not for sexual or producing regenerative materials?

>No doubt some of the more aggressive girls will target you intensely.
I've got the entire guild behind me. They're all bros and sistas to me.

>I'm sure a Manticore could give you some spikes...but it'll cost you.
Unless she's going to hand them to me for no more than half-a-dinner's worth each, I don't believe I would accept bargaining.

>> No.21424384

>Lilim keeps trying to tempt your human companions with various transformations and the powers each would bring.

>> No.21424390

lilem should back off or else i'll make her my slave

>> No.21424395

Honestly, as far as RPG roles go human women can be seen as having quite the boon in how many race options they have via monsterization.

>> No.21424403

Its like a one time prestige class they can take.

>> No.21424416

lamia with harpy wings

>> No.21424417

Maybe I could just have a Rata friend that I unintentionally bully

>> No.21424432

And how are you going to do that? Would an anti-masturbation cross work in restraining her?

>> No.21424467

harpy with lamia tail

>> No.21424469

no, put the cross into her vagina and distract her with non-penis sex so that you don't get corrupted by mamono manamo and waste the rest of your years having cheap low-tier sex when you can strive for high-tier sex with a much more sexier lilem or a harem of powerful monsters

>> No.21424483

I wanna marry an mg and sleep in the same bed

>> No.21424487

Harpy with holst tiddies.

>> No.21424493

As if sex with any lilim could be called low tier, or heck any sex with monsters at all once their bonding process is finished (its basically an in-built ability that alters their body and yours to make sex as good as possible even if their base sexual abilities aren't as high as some).

>> No.21424494

ESL-kun should back off.

>> No.21424500
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You called?

>> No.21424501

i speak english and japanese, not english and spanish, i am not a ESL person

>> No.21424511

Harpy scissoring Not!Prometheus every day until Not!Hercules rescues him/her.

>> No.21424517

Fug, I meant her since you can't scissor a guy, lol. I was thinking of who should be which gender.

>> No.21424519

ESL = English as Second Language. What's wrong with Spanish?

>> No.21424520

>He doesn't know.
ESL is English Second Language.
So it simply means that English is your second language, not that you know Spanish.

>> No.21424523
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Reminder that even sleeping MGs are lethal and that your own dreams aren't safe either. Also there's a Skeleton stalking you all the time.

>> No.21424524

rub rub the jub jub

>> No.21424530

oh lmao i thought the s meant spanish haha.

>> No.21424535

Nice one ESL

>> No.21424537
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Not me


>> No.21424538

hey can you pick me up and carry me to Chelsea the cheshire cat's house? i need to deliver this package that's, for some reason, 15 inches long

>> No.21424546

How do you thank a lilim for turning your adventuring party into your harem? Do you add her to it?

>> No.21424547

Careful about that. As people regularly save & repost pictures of other people’s waifus when talking about general situations.

>> No.21424550

Nope, just means English is your Second+ language.

>> No.21424555

I mean, an invitation would be the minimum.

>> No.21424557

do monster girls speak other languages besides Mainlandian, Mistcontinese, and Zipangunese?

>> No.21424563

ask her if you can have your very own kingdom

>> No.21424566

I need milk

>> No.21424567

There’s probably some language common to the chaos monsters.

>> No.21424569

I thank her by making her my slave. It's what she deserves for forcing me to quench the libido of so many people. I need the energy for adventuring!

>> No.21424572

I want a non sexual friendship with a monster

>> No.21424574

But, you just made the problem even worse.

>> No.21424583

She doesn't get to fuck me. She gets to be my daki, maid, and birdcage damsel.
Oh well. Maybe I can run a guild.

>> No.21424586

Wonderlish, Catyptian, Desertian, Faelic, and Demonican
more is soon to come if KC introduces the Central America-based kingdom/nation

>> No.21424593

befriend a jabberwock, they're totally perfect for those things.

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>> No.21424611

Gonna give her a hug!

>> No.21424619

What is she looking at?

>> No.21424620

Inari with Kej hair.

>> No.21424624

>She doesn't get to fuck me.
Unfortunately for you, not an option in MGE.
You buy it, you maintain it.

>> No.21424626

you'll get your quetzalcoatl girl soon, bro

>> No.21424632
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What MG is best to get stepped on by?

>> No.21424636

she's shocked because she recognized the dick that raped her in an alley yesterday, ready for round two for violent insemination

>> No.21424637

Yes please.

>> No.21424642

Dark Slime

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>> No.21424646

ghost :^)

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Spiritish is another confirmed language, spoken by the great elementals and elementalists.

>> No.21424658

How does that work with the non-traditional elementals?
Do dark matters get it too?

>> No.21424660

But if you do that her friends might make fun of you two and joke that you are dating

>> No.21424661

could use a design update, but otherwise, i really like the ideas used on this one

>> No.21424662

I want to be shotafied so bad.

>> No.21424666

damn, that would make her feel pressured to actually start trying to get romantic with you.

>> No.21424669

Now all she needs is huge tracts of land.

>> No.21424677

but what monster would/could best make use of a shotafied human male?

>> No.21424681

i heard phoenix fire makes anything young these days, check your local magic-specialized sabbath for more details on phoenix excretions such as activated ashes

>> No.21424689

What if I want to be the sleeping bait for my monster waifu
>Hard working demon comes home from the office
>Sees anon laying on the couch sleeping so peacefully
>Whispers his name to wake him but gets no response
>Leans down and kisses him on the lips like sleeping beauty
>But unlike sleeping beauty anon was only pretending to be sleeping
>Grabs the back of her head and pulls her in deeper for long and drawn out french kiss
>Flustered demon pulls away only for anon to grab her wrist and pull her down on top of him
>2 demon daughterus watch in listen eagerly while mom is just thankful dad isn't showing them the video
What monster couldn't? Alices would love an eternal play partner, sabbath members would let them be their eternal shota big brothers, and momsters are practically dreaming about robbing the cradle everyday

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I don't, I would rather go through the process as a natural shota being raised by a monster.

>> No.21424698

>shota big brothers

>> No.21424705

Its pretty unclear, as I think spiritish is only spoken of in the context of elementalist spells. I'd presume at the very least dark matter would involve them, since they form covenants.

>> No.21424706

That's why you befriend one with no friends so you can just chill and play video games together

>> No.21424710

Reminder that married monster girls can be dangerous. Yes, they'll be mostly busy with their husband and yes they'll be cordial with you. But be careful that they don't learn that you're single and/or what your preferences are. Or they'll an acquaintance about who'll tell their acquaintances, etc until you bump into a MG "by chance"

>> No.21424712

Well you only have to be a year older to be a big brother even if the loli monster is actually a 700 year old hag but as long as they say they're younger than him then it works

>> No.21424717

I've seen that image before, is the doujin it comes from as sexy as this implies? Or is it disappointing?

>> No.21424726 [SPOILER] 
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Undine in MGE - Best Spirit
Undine in MGQ - Best Spirit
Undine in Sabbath - Best Girl

>> No.21424734
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I want to be slathered in clover honey and left to try and escape a big hungry bear!

>> No.21424741
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>Erubetie literally does this picture

Truly she was an MG ahead of her time.

>> No.21424742

Something makes me think this isn't your average bear.

>> No.21424746

I need a Troll drawn with those proportions

>> No.21424748

that epilogue scene though.

>> No.21424751

The second choice sadly

>> No.21424761

I want a Finnish bear who wants benis :DDDD

>> No.21424762

Literally all of them.

what about pedomorphisis? Surely that will make me a shota.

But then you only can do it once.

>> No.21424768

Been confirmed already. Sabbath members are confirmed to have big brothers of all ages.

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We need more MGE races that have this as one of their standard behaviors. Sure most will "raise" a husband up to their standards if he is persistent in courting them, and we have a few who often choose their husband when they are both children and come back later, but only echidnas are noted for practicing the earlier referenced sort of husband husbandry.

>> No.21424772

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure you get ready for the Sporty Sabbath to start running this summer!
They've been contained for too long indoors and now long to feel the sun on their skins!

>> No.21424779

Indeed, the reason being that even if the "big brother" is a shota, the fact that a boy and a girl who look that young are doing sexual things means it still counts as "depravity" that fuels the power of Sabbath.

>> No.21424783

I would say shota on loli is the most degenerate and mana producing sex.

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somone say Finland :DDD

>> No.21424797

Has this artist drawn Trolls before? I know he has done quite a few godly Orcs

>> No.21424802

>Superior earth elementalists also often have a hand in the cultivation of fruits and vegetables, etc., and on top of that, in mamono realms, they also fill the role of aiding the reproduction of plant monsters.

Now I am imagining a earth elementalist getting called to help out a liliraune and their husband who haven't been able to produce any seeds despite how much they've been squeezing out of him.

Watching a scene like the left after invigorating them with the fertile earth spell must be so fulfilling for a elementalist/gnome couple.

>> No.21424804

Best way to avoid being raped is a fake wedding ring

>> No.21424809

They smell it on you, also no one likes liars

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Darn, forgot the image.

>> No.21424815

That won't work.

>> No.21424816

Plants are cool I wonder how they differ by flower

>> No.21424819

Plus, if they want someone badly enough, they would just make themselves into his second wife.

>> No.21424824

The ring has to be embedded with magic so that you can alakazam their asses off.
The real question is which species do you rape or not rape to avoid her trying to rape you again.

>> No.21424858

Plant girls are still the best.

>> No.21424859

What if I say it's a long distance thing

>> No.21424860

You really think you can rape a monster without consequences in the MGE?

If she likes it then she's going to most likely become your wife and follow you to the ends of the earth.

If she doesn't like it, she can suck out your mana to the point that you're half dead and then punish you as she pleases. She won't give you her mana in return and thus you won't be "marked" as a claimed man.

>> No.21424862

remember that the speed your cum hits the ends of your waifu's womb matters based on her species. if she's a hellhound or ocelomeh, your cum has to be fast and near-instantly inside her, if she's a wight, make sure the cum gushes out slowly so she can savor the slow warm feeling of achieving having her man's essence, if she's a harpy or zombie, make sure your cum comes out slow enough that the spurting/vaginal fart-like sounds is not loud enough to scare her away

>> No.21424868

I can be fine with marriage depending on species.
>If she doesn't like it, she can suck out your mana to the point that you're half dead
They can do that?

>> No.21424881

That wouldn't work either.

>> No.21424882

Diff anon. Cool. I like this. What's the human version for anti-rape?

>> No.21424886

Well yeah anon, its what succubi have been doing ever since they evolved (its the main way they like to eat), and now all monsters have the ability to do it thanks to Lilith giving them all partially the nature of succubi.

And before Lilith, well getting your mana sucked out tended to lead to death (though various succubi did work on ways to make their meals last longer, it was still risky). Lilith changed how the process worked so that monsters can easily return some of the energy they take, and actually gain more energy than they would otherwise.

>> No.21424905

You mean how humans can protect themselves from monster rape? Well, getting a mana marker is a good start. Most monsters will respect the message it sends (namely that you want to marry a monster of a particular race and that all others should leave you alone). However, monsters of the race you select can detect the marker from vast distances and will seek you out. If you refuse them then well... it may get messy...

Another would be to live in a mamono realm or monster friendly town where the population is mostly or entirely made up of monster races that rarely or never force themselves on people. You're still going to be in danger of being seduced though.

>> No.21424915

Probably just not genuinely wanting it, but mindfuck magic exists, so the next best way is to be a mage or have an artifact that than disrupt mindfuck magic so it can't stain your mind in the first place.
If you can't do magic good, then just get some hard lemonade made of holy water and jarate the predator. Then you pull out your "bushwacka" and crit her pussy silly.

>> No.21424925

Just give into the monsters and let them hug you

>> No.21424936

Go to bed yeti, its getting late.

>> No.21424941

Yeah I know about that. What about the energy juju, what's the human version? All transfer of energy is a two way street, how about draining her for a change? It only makes sense.
That's pretty inconvenient when they can just tackle and start sucking energy. Where's the dick into energy sucking hose juju?

>> No.21424943

Monster raising a husband is lame, man raising a monster wife is where it's at.

>> No.21424948

She fucks a young adult man. She gets dissapointed and says that in the last page.

>> No.21424949

A location of equal lameness.

>> No.21424964

I wish I could give every monster a nice friendly hug and a pat on the back with an encouraging speech

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>> No.21424976

>also no one likes liars
So it still works.

>> No.21424979

I prefer when the adopted daughter becomes ambitious and initiates.

>> No.21424981

I bet that hair takes forever to wash, man I'd love to run my fingers though it and then brush it

>> No.21424990

Probably self washing hair.

>> No.21424991

That's why you mindfuck her into reciprocating mana back into you. Make her feel like she's your wife.

>> No.21424993
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Incubi gain the ability to live off mamono mana, and its also noted some human female sorcerers can drain men's mana.

However, for men to actually be good at draining mana is rare. There are exceptions, but in general males of the MGE world excel at producing energy, while females excel at absorbing energy.

As for using a absorption ability as a way to fight a monster, even if you could keep in mind you would be taking her mana into your body. The mind and body of a normal human can't handle that kind of exposure to mamono mana without being overwhelmed and changed by it (simply by interacting with your mana, the mamono mana would begin to absorb it and grow within you). You might end up an incubus right away, or at least incapacitated by arousal.

>> No.21425022

It helps that they have prehensile hair.

>> No.21425023

And the end result would be the same. You can't mindfuck a monster into loving you. Mamono mana innately can't act against desire, and so if she doesn't love you then it will block any attempt to change that and even outright undo any changes that succeed. The protection effect is automatic. And try to remove all her mamono mana so it won't protect her? Well even if you somehow succeed at that, a body without any mana is dead, so all you've done is kill her.

>> No.21425063

okay, fine, i will. i'm tired of fighting it, monsters are existentially superior to me and the only way to be on their level is to submit to them and be their permanent mate. i'll do it, as long as there's free food and no bills to pay

>> No.21425067

Quit arguing with /tg/tards.

>> No.21425070

That doesn't stop the arachne from raping arachnophobes. If certain monsters can't respect humans, then why should humans respect those monsters in return? Monsters aren't usually picky anyways, so they'll probably go for anyone who isn't a sociopath.

>...a body without any mana is dead, so all you've done is kill her.
>A monster hates you so much she would rather kill herself than let you finish raping her.

>> No.21425071

the true thinking man's ideals

>> No.21425075

Yeti with fox tails

>> No.21425077

You can always join them if you’ve got The Gay.

>> No.21425084

That's pretty thorough, thanks. But if men are producing so much more mana this sort of implies they're getting it some sort of way from the environment I guess. That's what it seems like.

It's a bit messed up that I have to dunk on her with holy water and punch her in the vagina to say "chill out". Or hope she cares about some mana marker.
I'm not trying to kill anyone. If there's magic vagina's that suck out energy there's gotta be some magic vagina stopper or something that gives me around the same level of choices as the monsters, yeah? Magic shield, I just want to be friends spell. Something like that, just because its reasonable. We went to the space for no damn reason, how are humans gonna see magic energy sucking vaginas and just sit on their hands? It makes my brain itch.

>> No.21425091

Hell no!
But I'm totally fine with hugging them.

>> No.21425093
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>Also, if their hair coils around the entire body, enveloping it completely, a feeling of relief and ecstasy engulfs the man, as if his entire body is gently being embraced. If one has sex in this state and ejaculates inside of them, one can obtain pleasure far beyond that of a normal ejaculation.

So the ideal vaginal sex with a kejourou is while wrapped completely in her hair like a cocoon. I can't believe I never noticed before that it explicitly states this, I'd just discounted it as more stuff about ejaculating into her hair. This is wonderful.

>> No.21425095

i'm bi so i can't join them. best thing is to settle down with a harem of 10 comparatively unique mamono and live happily with them forever

>> No.21425099

I'm pretty sure my spine is just razor wire wrapped around a bunch of angry hornets at this point. It'd be really nice if a Shoggoth could just replace it.

>> No.21425100

There is one way, but it's extremely forbidden.

>> No.21425101

alice's mind trapped inside the body of a hellhound

>> No.21425103

So what be the cool high school coach they never had?

>> No.21425110

>But if men are producing so much more mana this sort of implies they're getting it some sort of way from the environment I guess.

Not so much, that's what women are good at (and in fact it means in practice they can often wield more mana and recover more quickly than men, as they can simply absorb ambient mana in the air to replace it).

Men convert food and such into mana. Women do too, but they do it much less efficiently.

>> No.21425113

The absolute state of femdomfags

>> No.21425114
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Oh boy is it Retards Ruin Their Own Fantasy Night again?

>> No.21425132

Don't kinkshame the femdomfags. I expect my maledomfaggotry to be tolerated within reason, and in return I tolerate femdomfaggotry within reason.

>> No.21425133

Every monster is cute in her own way

>> No.21425135

>If there's magic vagina's that suck out energy there's gotta be some magic vagina stopper or something that gives me around the same level of choices as the monsters, yeah? Magic shield, I just want to be friends spell. Something like that, just because its reasonable. We went to the space for no damn reason, how are humans gonna see magic energy sucking vaginas and just sit on their hands? It makes my brain itch.

It'd be very difficult thanks to the mana erosion mamono mana causes. Basically whenever it interacts with other types of mana, especially in romantic situations, it converts the energy it touches into even more mamono mana (and in fact the reaction results in more total energy than initially existed, breaking the normal laws of physics).

If you wanted to block it somehow, you'd need to keep your mana from interacting with hers. Not an easy thing to do with magic, since mana fuels magic. Maybe some technology could do it, but good luck figuring out what.

>> No.21425138

does that mean there's a hellhound trapped in the body of an alice?

>> No.21425142
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New picture of Vellu got finished! I might keep that bow on for future pictures because it’s super heckin cute. Artist is @antares_topaz on twitter!

>> No.21425146

Might explain the Queen of Hearts.

>> No.21425153

>Monsters aren't usually picky anyways, so they'll probably go for anyone who isn't a sociopath.

But I thought the point of the idea was to avoid ending up a monster's mate?

>> No.21425167

How about a buffer mana that could be sacrificed? If the mana could somehow dissipate itself before fully converting, there may be a way to delay mana erosion.

>> No.21425168

That's the fact of the setting pal. Monsters were created to be superior to humans, the chief god wants to keep humans inferior, and monsters want to help humans to become the equals of monsters by transforming them and in the end combine the best aspects of monsters and humans.

>> No.21425175
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t. Nobody
>Pic related
t. Cheshire Cat

>> No.21425180

The moral of the story is: if you don’t want to fuck any monsters at all, you have to either live in Orderistan Central or maybe pick a different setting.

>> No.21425183

I wanna prank a chesire but fail at it

>> No.21425191

Is this some weird attempt to convert a twittershit meme into 4chan vernacular?

>> No.21425192

The point is to not get raped by raping her first.
In other words, start the "date" on top as her master rather than her as your mistress.

Humans have been cheating the natural order ever since fire-starting was discovered. Humans in real-life have already escaped their Earth's atmosphere alive and returned.

>> No.21425196

i want to sprinkle activated phoenix ash into my nuraihyon's pipe and see what a loli nuraihyon looks like

>> No.21425202

Leotards look so nice on any monstergirl it's amazing

>> No.21425203

Are you screwing with me? Those are a good thing if it keeps my energy from getting stolen. What keeps them from just pulling them off? I probably can't even fight off a weak monster. Even slimes have hands for days.
Okay magic physics hates me for my junk and apologized by making my stomach hardcore enough to replace what is stolen instead of giving me a lock or something. I get it.
In a nutshell knowing magic just makes you suck even more than usual when it comes to blocking mamono juju. Is that the sum of it?

I want to hear more about the forbidden devices.
Is this a forbidden device that won't result in sexy accidents and stuff?

>> No.21425204

Yeah, and a kejourou in turn love the feeling of their hair against your skin and also watching you squirm and writhe in response to the feeling of their hair on you.

>> No.21425212

I want to eat out your daughter for hours until my jaw goes numb, and I can go swimming in her juices.

>> No.21425213

There are charms that can absorb a certain amount of mana, but they’re not reusable.
Also they fucking explode if there’s a Gremlin nearby. Yes really.

>> No.21425218

Please never type anything ever again.
Art's cute though.

>> No.21425219
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Well sure you can delay it, but monsters are very hungry and their hunger increases with their power and desire. Eventually she's going to not be willing to take just the buffer energy.

Not to mention part of what makes sex with a monster safe in the modern age is her putting back some of the mana she drains. In doing so, however, some of her own mana also inevitably enters your body. If its a small amount and nothing else happens with it then it will dissipate eventually, but if you're in a relationship with a monster then that's not going to happen. More and more energy will be retained until it takes root in you permanently and you become a unshackled human (i.e. a incubus), capable of achieving your true potential as a being.

>> No.21425220

>gremlin suicide bombers waging a holy war against the Order

>> No.21425227

Kill yourself right now

>> No.21425228

Why cant human and monster just get along

>> No.21425232
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>Around them, magical items that ward off monsters will instead summon monsters, and devices that stall the wearer‘s monsterization by sucking up demonic energy will explode, scattering condensed demonic energy around.
Breakin’ the laws

>> No.21425233

>loli nuraihyon
>she crushes and smokes powdered sweet tarts candy

>> No.21425235

monster wants to get along, it's the human that's ignorant. that's where rape usually starts, which is sad

>> No.21425236

>Sure I can’t sit on chairs anymore, but I’m really strong, can carry my wares with me anywhere, and never have to worry about Inns being full. All in all, it was far more preferable to become a centaur than to be wheelchair bound.
>Quote from the traveling merchant owner of Horseshoe Hilda’s Goods

>> No.21425237

A.Two different people. B. Eat a dick

>> No.21425239

>In other words, start the "date" on top as her master rather than her as your mistress.

Most monsters aren't going to care about that sort of thing. They have their own preferences, but at the same time to them the most important thing is that they are having sex with the man they love, not who is dominant during it.

>Humans have been cheating the natural order ever since fire-starting was discovered. Humans in real-life have already escaped their Earth's atmosphere alive and returned.

That's real life humans. MGE humans were likewise initially created with nigh limitless potential, but the gods at some point shackled them into their current forms.

>> No.21425240

I didn't mean literal suicide! I should've clarified just in case.

>> No.21425248

>Are you screwing with me?

Just to be clear, a condom wouldn't work. Its less efficient and pleasurable compared to directed being ejaculated into, but monsters can absorb mana just with skin contact.

>> No.21425254

Plus there's always the spell of anthropomorphosis if she wants to experience two legs again for a while.

>> No.21425256

>loli nuraihyon does that shit in engrish class and all the kids start imitating her

>> No.21425261

Gotta act fast and escape, then I can find out how to get the upper hand and subdue her.

>Most monsters aren't going to care about that sort of thing.
Makes it all the more easier. It's a win-win scenario if I make sure she doesn't enslave me.

>That's real life humans.
Real life humans don't have magic and are probably even weaker. Real life humans invented their way out of suffering from the natural order. MGE humans can, too. All they need is sufficient coordination, technology, and knowledge and they can capture their own monster wives.

>> No.21425262

I bet a shota could make good money with a lemonade stand

>> No.21425267

At least he won't get abducted by cheshires. Cats hate lemons.

>> No.21425269
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Would you date a monster that's 700 years your senior?

>> No.21425270

There has to be a way. If MGs can magic away the monster bits, then there has to be a potion to give them fluffy squirrel tails.

>> No.21425272

Might get carted off by Giant Ants though.

>> No.21425273

She doesn't look a day over 250

>> No.21425275 [SPOILER] 
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You called?

>> No.21425277

I don't date anyone under 500.

>> No.21425278

>I’m 17! Fucks sake!

>> No.21425280

The important point here I'd like to know, incubuses can shut down the energy suckage mechanism?
>too good to be true, in fact it is worse
Just skin contact. What the hell man? What's to stop them from just shaking hands and sucking out energy? Even if I found the right monster, another one could just rub up on me and suck the life out of me. That is not cricket dude.

>> No.21425281

But if she is 17 and also " 700 years your senior?" am I -683 years old

>> No.21425283

well, problem is she's gotta look 680 otherwise i'm a reverse-pedophile.
but on a serious note, yeah, as long as it's her natural age

>> No.21425287

That's an easy 100 bucks by the time he runs out

>> No.21425291

>your favorite animal becomes a monster girl
>if there's already a species for that, then it becomes a new subspecies based on your hobby/interest

>> No.21425299
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>An extra lazy cat girl
So a doormouse but instead a cat girl?

>> No.21425300

A mofu mofu?

>> No.21425305

Does Druella have any non-extremist sisters? Or are they all like her being a bit too conversion happy? Barring the Queen of Hearts fickleness I mean.

>> No.21425306

He would make 10 times that if he said getting him to call the monster mommy was extra

>> No.21425307
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t. You
>Pic related
t. Chesire Cat When You Get a Strike in Bowling

>> No.21425309

A catgirl that chases dormice in her own dreams.

>> No.21425311

a cow girl with the attributes of a Norwegian red then

>> No.21425313

what animal is a mofu? or do you just like fluffy animals in general?

>> No.21425314


>> No.21425315

You could make your own donut steel Promethea lilim.

>> No.21425316

A fox, but sheep it

>> No.21425328

>Get a Strike in Bowling
I like those shitty cg bowling graphics

>> No.21425331

a fox with horns and lots of fluff, got it

>> No.21425337

No problem. I've had a thing for older women since Lisa Hayes back in the 80s

>> No.21425338

question is, how does one make a GOOD donut steel lim?

>> No.21425345

by making her cute

>> No.21425346

Don't make her boring or insufferable. That's the difference between a good larger-than-life character and a bad one (aka a Mary Sue).

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>> No.21425359

I would love to read stories of girls using monsterization to overcome difficulties in their lives and to live out their dream

>> No.21425369

God, I’m a basic bitch

>> No.21425370

No no, more mofu not wool, like a pomeranian

>> No.21425372

I got an answer to my own question here >>21425280. Check it out. Since the mechanics of mana transfer are exactly the same as those of heat transfer then this is a solvable problem if we assume that a human male can regulate their overall mana level. As long as the overall mana level of the part of the man touched is lower than the mana level of the part of the monster touching him then she shouldn't be able to take his mana. The simplest description of heat mechanics is the movement of heat from a higher heat concentration towards a lower heat concentration. So far mana works like fucking heat or entropy. So can incubuses do that?

>> No.21425376

I unironically want to go bowling with a monster girl. It’s a fun casual game to play with someone and they almost always have an arcade attached for after.

>> No.21425378

What is the closest thing to a human monster girl both in appearance and psychology?

>> No.21425383

The largest issue with that simulation is that a man and a succubus can create an infinite loop that actually increases in amplitude with each iteration

>> No.21425386

ok, i have an idea for a lilim OC
a lilem who was accidentally abandoned by her family as a baby and had to live a cruel childhood at a order-influenced town, grew up never knowing about her immense powers, lost her family to the order, and grew up only to be a strong-willed warrior with a heart of steal and sacrifices a lot to save everyone she currently cares for while she wanders MGE land looking for a purpose in life with her skillset limited to a typical human's. also no royalty can recognize her because she was last seen as a baby and all babies usually look the same. but at least she's cool and easy to befriend

for her design, she would wear withered clothing because she's a commoner but wears armor to protect herself from attackers. has glowing pink cracks on her skin from the lack of using her powers, and wears an eye-patch because it makes her feel tough and reminds her of the hard times she had to endure

how's that?

>> No.21425387

Dorks shouldn't do sports.

>> No.21425391

Dark Mage. She’s just a human that i went too far studying magic and got too lewd.

>> No.21425392


>> No.21425419

Anon forgot the last, most important rule. Don’t bother posting or asking about it. No one cares and no one will ever think it’s as good as you think it is. Write for yourself, because that’s the only person who cares enough.

>> No.21425421
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How many ancient evils that were defeated by heroes and promised to destroy their bloodline settled on just "tainting" it by forcing the heroes decedent to take her as his wife?

>> No.21425422

Dude what? There's gonna be an upper limit. If mamono mana turns human mana into extra energy then the process will just stop when all of the human mana has been converted. As soon as the monster gets a larger amount of the resultant energy (which is all mamono now) then the transfer will stop flowing in her direction and the guy should run like hell to keep his energy while she's napping or whatever. Don't blame the guy for not wanting to get sucked dry, she probably jumped out of a bush or something and tackled his ass.

>> No.21425453

But males create an infinite amount of mana. Even if the girl “drains him dry” he maintains a slight amount and it starts producing more. The only time a man runs out of mana is when he becomes an Alp

>> No.21425469

>There's gonna be an upper limit.
Welcome new people.

>> No.21425478

Give a list of low-res pics and I'll fix them.

>> No.21425485

Hey I just thought of something. There's an overall increase of energy in conversion so technically the guy could end up with more energy than he started with dependent on the rate of transfer. Now it's plain that overall the monster will get a greater net percentage of the resultant energy, but this could still be an absolute gain for both parties compared to the overall amount everyone started with. Just realized that. That doesn't excuse someone jumping out of the bushes and jacking my sandwiches though. That is so not on dude.
>maintains a slight amount of mana
Cool. See there has to be some kind of energetic lock even if it's some small ass pathetic one. What is it anyway a specific organ?
Sup dude.

>> No.21425488

That just means the cat momsters will feel the need to "save" him from the lemons

>> No.21425495

A manticore that old knows how to manipulate her tail for maximum cum milking.

>> No.21425496

>The lemons turn into monster girls so she actually does save him

>> No.21425501

thats just asking to get raped/forcefully adopted by a momster.

>> No.21425506

Same. Its super heart warming!

>> No.21425520

Lemons? Okay I missed something here man. Is that like a metaphor or something?

>> No.21425522

Mmm, lemon Barometz.

>> No.21425533

Anon, do you have any idea how cats react to citrus fruit? They HATE it.

>> No.21425535

Clearly you missed the part about the LEMONade stand.

>> No.21425536

The lemons will protect the shota from the feline predators. This isn't powdered lemonade, it's real lemon juice straight from the pulp.

>> No.21425537

Ah okay, sheep plant. Gotcha.
Did not know that.
Nah dude I saw that it just got hard to follow for a bit. Save him from the lemons kinda confused me.

>> No.21425545

>Did not know that
You never had a cat? Don't you know cats are adorable and lovely and only have a 1/9 chance of eating your soul?

>> No.21425546

Thats why you use the extra money for to hire a body guard

>> No.21425555

But anon the body guard industry is full of secretly ultra horny momsters! He will be adopted during the interview.

>> No.21425558
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Shamefur dispray!

>> No.21425569

This. This right here shouldn't be a thing. I knew something was nagging at my brain. This violates the mechanics of mana transfer unless she has a ridiculously low amount to start with. Even if she did, then how would she keep from draining dudes sandwiches to nothing if she liked him?
I just never ate any citrus around one. Cats are awesome, at least until we make a can opener that's paw operated. Then we are so fucked. The eating your soul thing is an old wives tale I'd put odds at 1/16 chances of soul suckage if you keep the tuna flowing.

>> No.21425570
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Feral Wolves have no manners!

>> No.21425576

What happens if a man takes a claw as a trophy?
Usually their a gift or a scam sold in shops that makes men seek out the dragon.

>> No.21425581

I ate a hamburger last Friday, it was pretty good. I can understand why she'd be excited about it.

>> No.21425588

>100 bucks
>could buy an econo box of powder and use water from wherever for $10
>solid 40-50 pitchers if he cuts it with sugar and yellow food coloring for another $10
>monsters will buy that shit for $1 per plastic cup
>can easily squeeze 30 of those cups out of a pitcher
>30 pack of cups costs $5
>if he's working the crowd right plenty will just stick around to chat or buy more
>lowest possible net income is $1,175 and highest is $1,475 if he sells out his stock and he only plans ahead for 1 powder box like a pleb rather than bulk buying 3 because a $5 of sugar will stretch 5 easily but 250 pitchers of lemonade a day is overly ambitious
Kids probably charging something like $5 bucks for lawn work to. Dumbass.

>> No.21425591

Maybe you can use the promise of burgers to lure her into a bathtub for a good washing.

>> No.21425596

Clearly he needs his Danuki friend to help him out

>> No.21425597

>trying to give a feral wolfu a bath
I'm not imagining this but with Roman Anon and Visiwolfu.

>> No.21425599

I bet she would take 70% of the profits and only agree to make it 50/50 only if she kisses him

>> No.21425600


>> No.21425602

Danuki momster will teach him the error of his ways.

>> No.21425607

The public baths in Monster Rome would feature a lot of Humans and Wolves. The descendants of Romulus, Remus and the Mother Wolf who raised them.

>> No.21425610

Did you mean velitfu?

>> No.21425615

30% is still pretty good

>> No.21425621

As a certified barbarian I have no idea what this means.

>> No.21425624

$105 per 50 pitch sounds good. Might have fucked up the math tho. Should've gotten into the lemonade racket. But I hear it's hardcore, girl scouts kicking over your stand for insurance money, smacking you up with cookies.

>> No.21425625

Monster rome would more likely be founded by two werewolf sisters who were raised/monsterized into werewolfs by a milf were wolf. They their argument would be over a cute boy. This leads to remira winning his heart and romula building a settlement on the palantine in he heart ache.

>> No.21425626

What kind? I like to use BBQ sauce and steak seasoning on them before I grill them.

>> No.21425627

>You will never be kabedon'd by a Wolf Centurion in a steamy Roman bathhouse.

>> No.21425628

They really should cooperate because cookies sell better with a drink

>> No.21425630

Seems weird to say a visigothwolf waifu instead of velitewolf waifu. Especially as velites were famous for wearing wolfs skins on thwir heads.

>> No.21425634

Some generic burger from Burger King. We didn't have any in my country until fairly recently.

>> No.21425639

Would the vestal virgins become the vestal Shotas instead? Or would it stay the same name just be filled the shotas instead of women.

>> No.21425642

Nah cuz they'll do like always and try to make you buy the Thin Mints. Everything else sells out first. Couldn't just go down my street in the opposite direction. Wheres the ones with stripes? Everyone ate them already. Don't even know why I leave out candy during halloween man.

>> No.21425655

Dark Priests, man.

>> No.21425659

I wonder if she would just save the 20% until anon kisses her and then give it to him so the split was 50/50 the whole time

>> No.21425664

They got BBQ sauce. Put that on your burger as a condiment.

>> No.21425665

Being the designated driver for a party of monster girls isn't a terrible idea at all

>> No.21425666

Best church, best vestments, best clergy, worst clergy descriptor.

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>> No.21425673

Sounds like the perfect song for monsters

>> No.21425675

>this message brought to you by Satan

>> No.21425676

Techno double rape is the purest form of love, dude.

>> No.21425683

It gets weird when a species is also an occupation.

>> No.21425684

Only music that fits here is endless, intensifying eurobeat

>> No.21425685

What's the most rocktastic monster?

>> No.21425688

>getting beaten up and ousted by a girl
Kid wasn't gonna make it in any business if he was that much of a pushover in the first place.
They harass your business, you spike their wagons tires and flip that bitch.
They kick your stand, you kick their shins.
They pack up on you, you run at them with cooty kisses and laugh as the momsters rush to get them out of the area because that's THERE cooty kisses and they aren't being pushed out of the game by little girls who haven't even raped their first man yet.
You need to love your business and business is war and all is fair in love and war.

>> No.21425696
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Metalhead Gandharva, Metalhead Siren, Metalhead Moth.

>> No.21425704

30% is utter chump change for a business you made and are currently spearheading. She'll get an advisor fee of a set amount or as a contracted advisor for 10% which is double the usual IF she helps pull the intended 1000%+ profit increase.
If she refuses she won't see as much as a bent penny.

>> No.21425706

Or just ask them if they would like a cup of lemonade for free

>> No.21425707

I thought it was one of those Japan things like how nuns are alway nuts in anime. A girl turns Dark Priest she has to join the church, how's that gonna work? She just wants to be a Protestant with extra chains, man.

>> No.21425716

The service biz is double hardcore. That's how you know it's time to get out of the game. Girl scout gang wars. Even the striped cookies aren't worth it. Merit badges in confectionery based terrorism. Wake up next to a horse head shaped cake. Not worth it dude.

>> No.21425717

I wonder if the MGs with "Dark" in their species name would refer to themselves as such.

>> No.21425723

That's cool, but do they DJENT?

>> No.21425728

Dark mages and other darks that revel in their lewdness would keep it.
Speaking of succ class species like kunoichi, dark priests, and amazons would they just call themselves succs or refer to themselves as their class?

>> No.21425731

>"Dark" Elf? What, is that a race thing?

>> No.21425733
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>Gazer-chan having bad day at the pool
>Failed at a dive and bellyflopped instead
>Didn't manage to close her eye stalks before they got sprayed with chlorine water
>The substance on her body washed off causing the lifeguards to evacuate everyone while they cleaned the pool
What other types of monster girls have bad days equivalent to this one?

>> No.21425739

What the hell are those little balls, man? Those extra eyes or something?

>> No.21425741

Every day for Dark mage momsters until the get a strong man for them to love.

>> No.21425743

Teasing your Gazer kohai is fun!

>> No.21425747

How can I realign a dark elf to be neutral good?

>> No.21425754

Take her to Icewind Dale.

>> No.21425755

stick your ween in her

>> No.21425760

I forgot where that was.

I don't want to be her slave, so you're going to have to be specific in the methods.

>> No.21425764

Give her the good book

>> No.21425773

>I forgot where that was
North of Luskan

>> No.21425782
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>Not wanting you're dark elf waifu to stay neutral evil
>Not wanting her to be your dark queen as you two take the place of the big bads of the setting
>Not wanting to take over the world just to stick it to those light skinned surface dwelling elf sluts
If you really do want to change her, then all you have to do is convince her time and time again how it would be better to support the good guys since it would be in her best personal interests and if that doesn't work bribe her with ear rubs and gentle sex, before you know it her alignment would have shifted due to siding with the good guys all the time

>> No.21425790

You gotta know when and where to pet if you wanna survive

>> No.21425801

I don't want to be a pet, especially of someone from such a cruel and backwards culture. I want to just make her a decent person that doesn't shove spiders up her cunt.

>> No.21425802

When and where do i pet a ren xiongmao?

>> No.21425812

I want to pet a dormouse! I want to pet her everywhere and all the time!

>> No.21425813

Lilim Mana marker. They're probably all already taken, anyway. If one isn't and decides to seek you out, there's plenty of willing and qualified men in between you two to distract her. And if everything goes horribly wrong, you still get the lilim waifu. It's a win all around.

>> No.21425814

>Where do I pet a Ren xiongmao
Mist Continent
That's the tricky part.

>> No.21425828

>handing out freebies
Worst mistake for a business to make when it's got strong social roots and a dedicated customer base rather than informal like a grocery store or something. One gets a freeby then the rest want a freeby and when that's not forthcoming they get upset and demand something else. Fairness may not exist but people will riot when they get the short stick.
If fighting for your ability to make it in this world isn't worth it to you then you can't complain when you get rolled over by someone better. They send you horse head shaped cakes you call up your sabbath buddies you met through your customers down by the pier and have them whip up a cake shaped horse head for your devil bug connections to sneak into their beds while they sleep.

>> No.21425829

just put an age limit on the freeby

>> No.21425838

>not banshee on the mic to blow out all windows when they do the opener to Highway Star
>not hellhound on the guitar, ogre on the bass, and kiki on the organ(winkwink) to round out the lineup
>all wearing dark colors, leather, and spikes and plenty of hairspray

>> No.21425839

Rata tail looks nice

>> No.21425841

>no Dullahan who ends every concert with a DECAPITATIOOOOOOOON~

>> No.21425843

Obviously you need a Dullahan Bat that gets her head "bit" off

>> No.21425845

That's even worse. All the sabbath and some of the mamano children/teens get freebies all day but you snub a whole section of your clientele, who are women I might remind you, by essentially telling them they're too old to be getting such benefits from you.
In short you've told all the momsters they're too old, which translates to ugly and undesirable to women, for you. Enjoy being kidnapped for body, mind, and soul sadism and angry fueled gangbangs at the worst or all the momsters telling all the kids who would have gotten freebies they aren't allowed to see you anymore at best.
NEVER divide your customer base on arbitrary or polarizing lines.

>> No.21425854

Would a momster ever reconsider her plan to rape her son and instead try to find him someone to make him happy

>> No.21425857

When a weresheep hugs her dormouse best friend and accidentally synergies sleepiness to Rip Van Winkle the both of them into sleeping for a thousand years, again.

>> No.21425864

There are probably momsters that are overly-protective of their shota and want him to grow up to be strong of mind and body. And some of them do it solely so that they can raise their ideal man themselves instead of for someone else.

>> No.21425870

I have a dream that one day in this world, little boys will be able to join hands with little monsters as sisters and brothers.

>> No.21425884

>no thunderbird in there
Did everyone just forget they existed?

>> No.21425893

What's a Thunderbird's favorite song? Big Generator?

>> No.21425917

They don't have hands and thus can't be musicians and theres better singers than any of the flyers. Maybe for a pop idol group or something where you want 5 different flavors of "girl" with okay singing voices but actually playing instruments requires having actual fingers and opposable thumbs.

>> No.21425924

I know MGE is just fantasy but sometimes all the talk of monsters raising their ideal man bums me out a bit. I've already been raised. I'm not a shota. I want a monster who will accept me for my already screwed up self. You know?

>> No.21425937

That isn't a problem at all.
It's just the mommyfags pushing their shit.

>> No.21425943

You can try again as a shota. It's a lot easier to learn when you aren't burdened by responsibilities and expectations.

>> No.21425955

Silver Thunderbird by Marc Cohn of course. It's basically a love song about their entire race.

>> No.21425964

>he can't play instruments with his feet let alone claws
never gonna make it

>> No.21425969

I was born with strong feet that need neither footwear nor maintenance and need not fear cold temperatures or 100lb weights fall on them. If I had to make the choice between size 16 4E in boot size literal tanks I call my feet or pansy-ass dandy "feet" that can play music I'd choose the tanks without hesitation.

>> No.21425994

>Ywn grow up with a monster girl childhood friend
>Ywn be each other's best friend all throughout school
>Ywn share your first kiss in the playground tunnel
>Ywn lose your virginity to each other on an afternoon after school
>Ywn marry each other the moment you two graduate high school
It really fucking hurts. I know. The closest thing we'd ever get to that, if monster girls became real, is some mindflayer action fucking with our memories.

>> No.21426007

*hits bubble pipe*
considering there are usually ten eye stalks for a gazer and there are only six present in this picture, I'm assuming those four points were supposed to be the remaining four stalks that the artist was both too lazy to draw and too lazy to remove the four dots for

>> No.21426011

Kill yourself

>> No.21426018

*misties noose*

>> No.21426021

I see another plebeian has made it through the net, again.

>> No.21426030

Are there any sunflower monsters ?

>> No.21426043

Alraune have many varieties.

>> No.21426100

I feel that, I really do, but I take more comfort in hoping, perhaps foolishly and naively, that there would be a monster out there who wouldn't care that we weren't childhood friends or wouldn't care that she wasn't my momster and would love me anyway, because I know I wouldn't let those things stop me from loving her. Sorry for getting all real depression hours on you.

>> No.21426112

How do monsters that aren't "normal" use cell phones?

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>> No.21426143

Some phones have styluses for input like the Galaxy Note series, so imagine they'd use phones that have styluses they are easy to grasp with their larger paws and claws.

>> No.21426144

Maybe they use a tablet or something for texts? Maybe I'm thinking to far into it, but I would think that if MGs were around, we'd make phones or design UIs to accommodate girls with bigger hands/fingers/paws

>> No.21426167

>have to carry a stylus as thick as an axe handle around
Having to carry a phone the size of a tablet
Honestly just use speech-to-text or your nose. It works for cripples it'll work for them.

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>Manage a boutique carpentry store
>Custom order comes in for what seems to be an enormous mug tree made of "Scale friendly" wood
>The "Chair" must also be able to handle 350+lbs

>> No.21426247

Fuck off retard.

>> No.21426249
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They use the talk-to-text function, obviously.
>"Y-Yes, I'll be wearing the s-skimpy l-l-lingerie you like when you get home. The ones that make me look like... a s-slut ready f-f-for breeding..."
>her boss just ara aras

>> No.21426252

Scale friendly?

>> No.21426256

Silly Scheduledog. So new to technology!

>> No.21426265

I want to introduce fax machines and pagers to the desert.

>> No.21426266

Mahogany or ironwood. Coincidentally this would also mean it could easily take 350+lbs if made from the stuff.

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>> No.21426292

It truly is because it's not even down to their hardness or density rating but the exact layout of their grain and the grain structure itself that leads to the superior abrasion resistance. Apple and beech are close 2nds to them despite being much less robust structurally for the same reasons.

>> No.21426301
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The things you learn in these threads...

>> No.21426309

From ropes to biology to woodcraft I try to disseminate as much knowledge as possible in the widest range I can to make ma hakutaku proud.

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Oh you're the guy who talked about bondage the other day too? You're an okay guy, anon. Enjoy a Chinese dress.

>> No.21426337

I see why you like the bow so much, it looks adorable on her.

>> No.21426338

Take your EMG shit elsewhere.

>> No.21426339

Is it wrong if the only clothes I buy for my automaton are sexy chinese dresses?

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>> No.21426347

I don't see why it would be.

>> No.21426348

Normally don't like regular monoeyes but that one's cute.
Take your shitty attitude elsewhere, it's too early in the morning.

>> No.21426384

She might get some odd looks when she goes to do mundane things like buy groceries

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Thanks for the compliment, my guy. In return have this happy holst.

>> No.21426535
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>Automaton is going through the parking lot with groceries
>hears loud throat clearing
>Hinezumi blocking her path
>already in stance
>"Round 1! FIGHT!"
>third time this week
>Mastah will not be pleased

>> No.21426536

>Eventually just drags her home so Mastah can fuck the Hinezumi so she stops being so annoying.

>> No.21426546

>assaulting my precious siege model meido
There will be some explaining to do.

>> No.21426558

which ones wear childish panties ?

>> No.21426568
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Fine I'll post it

>> No.21426592
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How fixated would you be on a monstergirl's inhuman bits?
Surely you're not just some sick animal fetishist with a bodypart paraphilia.
You would love her for who she is as a person even if she were just a normal girl, wouldn't you?

>> No.21426621

>your Automaton drops a bound and gagged Hinezumi onto the floor and begins to unpack groceries
>with more pride than you would expect from a neutral automated voice she declares herself Queen of Iron Fist
>idly notes that they have t-minus 10 seconds before the new raiju challenger she encountered catches up

>> No.21426628

>precious seige model
>despite her being built like a brick shithouse, Anon treats his big WMD automaton like a dainty little flower
I bet there are some big girls who really love that, even if they won't outwardly admit it.

>> No.21426639

Gonna see if my automaton names her attacks.

She is a precious little (big) snowflake who has her reactor get a little more heated when next to me.

>> No.21426644
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I'm more focused on a monster's monsterous proportions, if you know what I mean. Therefor I would love them either way, though I clearly prefer that they be monsters than human girls.

>> No.21426648
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>Cool. See there has to be some kind of energetic lock even if it's some small ass pathetic one. What is it anyway a specific organ?

You really should first read up on just what mana is in the MGE and how it works. World Guide 3 has the most in-depth information on it:


>This. This right here shouldn't be a thing. I knew something was nagging at my brain. This violates the mechanics of mana transfer unless she has a ridiculously low amount to start with. Even if she did, then how would she keep from draining dudes sandwiches to nothing if she liked him?

To an extent monsters can control when they drain someone and how much. They just have such big appetites that in the former age it'd be hard to not overdo it (plus most monsters didn't care if they killed the man).

But now that loving mana drains create more energy, the monster can continuously return enough mana to keep the man going. That is, she can use her own mana that she is converting his mana into as a sort of life support system. Mamono mana also spurs a man's body to produce more mana of his own more quickly.

>> No.21426650

I want to introduce internet and computers to humble Winterstown, where Wendigos can look up meat recipes

>> No.21426703

I wanna stick my dick in all three of those girls in the pic

>> No.21426904

That disdain only makes my dick harder. I won't even need the push of my farts to beat her!

>> No.21426936

>against an Automaton
She probably does. But the 'Megaton Press' will take on a new meaning if she fails to get a flawless victory.

>> No.21426960
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>your momster is very excited about your wedding day
>mainly because she'll be the one walking down the aisle to you

>> No.21427000

>Megaton Press
Oh god, I can see it now
>raiju tries to go for an easy win by using her lightning to shortcurcuit your automaton
>her plan completely backfire when she quickly reboots with her limiters off
>your automaton proceeds to toss the raiju around like a ragdoll before throwing her flat on her back
>finishes her with the Megaton Press, which involves bringing her huge synthflesh ass down on the raiju's head
>with the raiju's face comfortably against her crotch, your automaton spreads her opponent's legs, inviting you to come claim her

>> No.21427026

My seige model is the best!
That’s why I love her.
That and her love of cats

>> No.21427060

Are those cats stretchy and round?

>> No.21427065

>she sits on a living live wire so that she can get all of Mastah she needs without her safety protocols interfering
>is slowly building him a harem of the toughest monsters around
Clever girl.

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>> No.21427144

Honorable goal, one that I too try to obtain. Though recently I've been focusing on mastering my current expertise, so haven't been learning much knowledge outside my field. Are all Hakufags knowledge junkies?

>> No.21427170

That, I don't know. However, what I do know is that I want to drink the wisdom milk.

>> No.21427172

She loves to play with them

>> No.21427240

Hammerhead shark?

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>> No.21427385
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>tfw you will never turn a slim little elf into a fertility goddess milf
That would certainly be quite the journey.

>> No.21427402

fucking kill yourself. MGE is a perfect fantasy and acting depressed over other peoples fantasies in mge is fucking retarded.

>> No.21427444

The best elves definitely are the ones who get milfier with each pregnancy.
Making a small flat elf into a motherly shortstack with breasts that can literally feed a dozen is what life truly is all about.

>> No.21427517
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Embark on a quest in search of the perfect thickness.

>> No.21427534

Just getting to watch as your waifu gets bigger and bigger breasts, hips, thighs, and ass sounds perfect.

>> No.21427560

A few more pregnancies and she'll reach perfection.

You can even keep a record of her progress and reward her whenever she hits a new milestone.

>> No.21427601
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Of course the steps she takes along the way are all lovely as well. Enjoy the journey to softness and thickness, for it is also the path to enlightenment.

>> No.21427668
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They hunt you in your worst nightmares

>> No.21427686

If lilims are variable and individualistic like succubi is there a cake lilim?

>> No.21427688

How far is a yeti willing to go for a hug?

>> No.21427691

I bet is going to pretty quick beforeshe has to have me takeher measurements. Dont know if i would be able to hold back when she presents a her heaving breasts!

Exactly the journey to ABSOLUTE MILF is half the enjoyment.

>> No.21427703

Yep! There is probably a few Lilim Cakes, Onee-chans, and momster.

>> No.21427837

I want to tie a loli Kiki up and paint her cunny red with hot sauce!

>> No.21427863
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>Succubus forgoes finding a man
>Instead she focuses on gaining more power
>Eventually becomes a well respected and feared lilim
>All her dreams became reality, but there's just one problem
>She never expected it to be this damn lonely at the top
>Only other lilims around are off doing their own OC adventures
>Monsters equal her to power usually have a husband and those that don't are trying to find one desperately
>Makes a promise to never become like them, degrading herself by even entering a bar or a club
>Month later and she's wearing her skimpiest dress and sneaking out so none of her servants know she's out trying to find a man

>> No.21427888

I could use some wisdom milk right about now to finish this paper.

>> No.21427892

Thats a flat cake, but a cute greentext! I want to make her day by pretending not to know she is a daughter of the demon lord and just treating her like a normal succubus by taking her on dates and walks around the park.

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>> No.21427953

Talk to the paw-pads?

>> No.21427977

>MGE is a perfect fantasy
I live in MGE and go through 60 hour workweeks, kys.

>> No.21427978

This is tanuki abuse.

>> No.21427996


>> No.21428037

Cum on the paw-pads!

>> No.21428051
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Got a new wife picture. Got to make sure your wife smiles on the job!

>> No.21428060

She looks like her boss is holding her at gunpoint to smile. I hope you take her out on a vacation sometime this summer anon

>> No.21428071

Thats a creepy smile.

>> No.21428081

Cute wife anon! Has she got a name?

>> No.21428093
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Well of course!

>> No.21428148

Who made it?

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>> No.21428162

Thanks Anon.

>> No.21428165

Really cute, seeing a smiling Lich is rare but so good.

>> No.21428172

>"Husband, this garment serves no purpose. If I am going to wear so little, why can I not just be naked?"

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>> No.21428258

How am I supposed to find this balance if I want a lamia? There’s just so much tail to love!

>> No.21428274

What is the sexiest monster girl to have bound up? (Not kolbold, fuck off KDF)

>> No.21428279
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Whenever I get sweaty from doing work, I always find myself wanting to rub, lick, massage, and smash my own body against a minotaur's body.

>> No.21428304

I didn't realize that she was sitting on a snake, I thought the head behind her was of an alien so it got me thinking of ancient aliens but with monstergirls

>> No.21428311

what do you do with a succubus

>> No.21428315

You ask her for help when you are in a bind

>> No.21428366
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>Summon a random succubus
>Accidentally summon your teacher
>She asks you what's wrong
>Tell her you need help on your math homework
>Is more than willing to help and shows you more in depth step by step processes
>You feel like you got a good understanding on it and thank her
>She steps out of the circle and starts fondling your crotch
>Says she's gonna need payment for summoning her, especially since you interrupted her dinner and by now it's cold
>You become the best performing student in her class thanks to all her after school "tutoring"

>> No.21428373

Ask her for a penis inspection

>> No.21428375

Penis inspection day at MG High must be a fun day.

>> No.21428384

Is it personal with a one on one basis of course with a monster girl student to assist the inspection or do they line up in front of the class and go down a line?

>> No.21428386

Unless she doesn't want to, tie her up and snuggle with her. I need a good night's sleep.

>> No.21428398

The MG nurses never last more than a year because on penis inspection day, they get hung up on the first shota they see and run off with him.

>> No.21428409

Would a Hakutaku enjoy Jeopardy, or would they find it trifling? It would be fun to play along with her during the show.

>> No.21428411

>line in with alphabetic order
>be last because of your name
>never complete penis inspection day because they run out of nurses before your turn comes up
>maybe you should just ask someone else to look at it

>> No.21428412

At least they are trained as teachers as well so they can continue teaching him after running off with him.

>> No.21428415

I’d like to see a baker lilim.

>> No.21428420

What if she keeps getting the questions wrong

>> No.21428421

>longtime good friends with a regular vanilla succubus
>she's a sweet girl, if a bit eccentric
>every few weeks or so, she seems to completely change her personal style
>first she dyed her hair white and pretended to be royalty, though she'd crack under pressure if asked what she was royalty of
>there was the month she insisted on only wearing zipangese clothing and attempted to hide behind various trees and lamposts on your walk home, though her tail gave her away each time
>there was a single afternoon where she decided to be a bodybuilder, but passed out from heat exhaustion and you had to take her to the nurse's office to recuperate
>the whole time she was muttering deliriously about "holding in arms," whatever that means
>her motives are still a mystery. What could she possibly be attempting to achieve with such stunts?

>> No.21428424

We both curse those darn Etruscans.

>> No.21428427

puni-puni paws!

>> No.21428429

Gonna join the anime club with all the nerdy monsters

>> No.21428430

How many Oomukade can you fit in a room anyway?

>> No.21428438

More than you can expect and yet somehow also less

>> No.21428467

Two. One to fit in the room, and one to call the other's taste in favorite characters shit.

>> No.21428504

but they both agree that you're the best

>> No.21428518

She could create her own version of Jeopardy. In the bedroom.

>> No.21428519


>> No.21428522
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>5 Oomukades in a living room
>Anon is sitting on a couch almost naked
>The Oomukades are standing behind the couch ogling Anon

>> No.21428524
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>tfw even in MGE you cannot touch the warp and remain unscathed

You know what, screw magic.

MGs who suck at magic or cannot into magic at all are the patrician choice.

>> No.21428531

Create a new club and force every Oomukade you encounter to join it. Even those who are not enrolled to the school. Fill the room with cute centipedes.

>> No.21428538

Should I wear the mustache?

>> No.21428539

Oomus should peak under the couch, since they are bugs and thus live under rocks and stuff.

>> No.21428565

Someone has to.

>> No.21428579

Clumsy kunoichi who has to rely on her parlor tricks because she's awful at all subterfuge magic, but still does her best!

>> No.21428608

I will, unless she wants to.

>> No.21428640
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Draining mana via sex isn't exactly a magic skill so much as a way monsters eat. Their mouth and vagina are optimized to suck up mana, no real skill required as its just like eating for them. Draining via a single touch and such like wights can do is quite a bit different of course and requires a lot of skill and power.

>> No.21428663
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I was aiming at the male mana drain version anon.

Actually, I guess I was aiming at the human mana drain in general version.

>> No.21428686
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>relaxing at home, late at night
>just starting to get ready for bed
>hear a scratching and rummaging from outside
>did those damn raccoons come back?
>grab a broom and get ready to drive them off, sighing
>open the back door and flick on the lights, they don't reach that far
>just at the very edge of the light's range though you can see one of the trash cans, clearly disturbed but not tipped over
>whatever was digging in the trash stopped, but you don't think it's run away
>you grab your phone and switch on the flashlight
>like a deer in headlights, there's a filthy young woman dressed in rags staring at you with a chunk of stale bread in her mouth and an apple core in her free hand
>she doesn't move an inch, though she flushes bright red with the light on her
>then you notice something in her dirty grey hair
>it's matted and messy, but even in the low light it looks like... ears? just poking out the top?
>one of them twitches
>yeah, there are two scruffy red-brown ears on the top of her head
>very slowly she begins turning to run away, eyes still locked on the broom in your hand
>as she turns you get a good long look at what has to be a long, fluffy grey tail standing at her back
>suddenly it adds up with her long, angular eyes, her skinny frame and that odd, low stance she has
>she's a gray fox girl, no doubt about it
>aren't foxes supposed to be rich or powerful or something? or is that just the ones in zipangu?
>what are those called? Nari? Yuko?
>she looks really worn out, her feet are caked with black dirt and her whole body is trembling as she turns and gets ready to bolt
>"I-I'm sorry." she stutters with a slight southern drawl, looking back and forth between you and the trash bag she tore open.
>her tail tucks between her legs and she doesn't move
>it doesn't look like miss American Kitsune is going to make a move until you do

>> No.21428705

>you may be asking yourself: who was wearing the moustache?
>the answer? Yes.

>> No.21428708
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Invite her inside and let her take a shower, and listen to her story about how she's the rightful heir to her family's fortune but it was stolen by evil danukis

>> No.21428724

Well I'll reiterate then that it is a option for humans, and the settings notes there are men who excel at draining mana from others. Its just that in general its something women are more suited to.

And of course, since mamono mana erodes human mana, draining it will have effects on the human who takes it in.

>> No.21428731

who throws bread away?

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>> No.21428751

Danuki conglomerate expanding into the americas just so they can bully more foxes.

>> No.21428752

If it gets moldy, you should. Stale bread, however, is great for bread pudding and breadcrumbs.

>> No.21428760

I would take the vixen in and just feed her. If she has big breasts i would then make a move. If not then i would let her stay until she is able to survive on her own.

>> No.21428764

Some of the mold you can find on bread can fuck you up badly.

>> No.21428778

She gets the bed and I'll sleep on my couch

>> No.21428784
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Titty foxes are an investment, anon. You need to provide them with fried tofu, amazake and cash offerings if you want them to get any bigger than a B cup.

Though an american inari might accept cheeseburgers, bud light and gift cards to bring her to a healthy C.

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>> No.21428797

What if I want her to be healthy but also not too big

>> No.21428798

Ah i didnt know. Then i would keep her and make sure she gets to at least an F cup before making my move. Maybe a bit earllier to get her pregnant as i am sure that helps her breast size as well.

>> No.21428800

>american inari
Is such a thing even possible?

>> No.21428804

She needs to be taken to a doctor or perhaps a vet?

>> No.21428807

I want to watch as a meek peasant girl turns into a powerful haughty ojou monster!

>> No.21428811

The greentext was about a american fox species girl. Not sure why he used inari, but it could work still.

>> No.21428815

>Is such a thing even possible?
No. If an inari attempts to give birth to an inari daughter on American soil, it immediately becomes a bald eagle harpy.

>> No.21428822

You should build a shrine stocked with big macs and see.

>ywn wake up to a DD-cup red fox snuggled up, asking you if you've got plans for the super bowl

>> No.21428828

What this anon fails to mention is that other options are possible as well, including a Longhorn Holst, and a Rattlesnake Lamia among others.

>> No.21428830

Does she have an american flag bikini?

>> No.21428833


>> No.21428836

>pregnant Echidna travels around to get regional gachas

>> No.21428837

massive wobbling fox tits cannot be denied!

>> No.21428844

Flat Fox with Fluffy tail is the best

>> No.21428852

Wikifag here, 3 quarters of the galleries have been reuploaded, they should be done by Thursday, thanks for your patience.
The Nureonago gallery is the latest one.

>> No.21428869

The bigger the better!

>> No.21428880

American flag tube top with hot pants and cowgirl boots.

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They're ok I guess.

>> No.21428892

I'll kill you anon

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Absolute best.

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>> No.21428904

What is she saying?

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>> No.21428916

That is one attractive fox

>> No.21428917

Almost there, thanks for the hard work.

>> No.21428920

I want to give them all a good home and raise them into good daughterus

>> No.21428924
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>American fujoshi travels to Japan to weeb out
>gets unwittingly possessed by kitsune-bi when she visits the fox village
>returns home to Texas, finds she has become kitsune-tsuki
>suddenly she's got an amazing rack and perfect legs, glowy eyes with supernatural charm and a craving for tofu
>it's just like one of her Japanese animes

>> No.21428925

What kind of accent would an american fox have?

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>> No.21428930

She needs a warm meal and a soft bed

>> No.21428934

90's era ghetto slang or austrailian billionaire tyrant.

>> No.21428936

A soft Kentucky accent would be very charming. Not quite 'bless your heart' tier but getting there.

>> No.21428940

General American Accent which is the radio accent

>> No.21428943

Weebs becoming Zipangu monsters is hot.

>> No.21428945

>american inari
>not already starting at D by default

>> No.21428953

Starting an orphanage for abandoned monsters is a wonderful dream

>> No.21428955

Only accent that matters: midwest country northern.
Just enough twang and slang to be sexy but not overly obnoxious or hard to understand.

>> No.21428956
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I was hoping for a Red Panda for a few seconds until it clearly turned the other way.

>> No.21428969

Nice harem

>> No.21428970


>> No.21428973

Not a harem because I'm trying to find them loving parents so that they can be adopted

>> No.21428984
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>You get partnered up with the dumbest most airheaded dragon zombie ever
>She barely knows how to spell her own name let alone cite sources or write a paper
>Professor knows this of course and promises you a passing grade no matter how bad the project is, just that you have one
What do you do, Anon? Do you relax and let your partner do all the work, do it all yourself or work together on it?

>> No.21429001

>platinum blonde party animal Kejorou from Miami
>sassy italian-american Nurarihyon from Brooklyn
>southern belle unagi-jorou from Nashville

Could work.

>> No.21429005

Real men talk to the professor afterwards to tell him you're doing your own project solo. If they're failures you let them filter out and you never let them drag you down.

>> No.21429006

Don't forget the anime nerd Kunoichi!

>> No.21429015
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Ancient Shirohebis

>> No.21429019

Depends on her. If she wants to put effort in it and succeed on something for once, I'll help her. If she just stares at the wall and giggles to herself, I'll get the passing grade with minimal effort.

>> No.21429020

What are you asking?

>> No.21429022

>she turns into the spitting image of her Naruto OC
>automatically runs with her hands behind her back

>> No.21429030

Silly white snakes with branches!

>> No.21429035

Yeah, you know. Kitsune-bi. Fox fire spirits. They possess a human girl to turn her into a kitsune-tsuki, which can potentially turn into a full-fledged youko or inari. It's in the book.

>> No.21429039

I split the task 50/50 and believe in her while helping her with her part when she asks for it. Either way I'll be putting 100% into it

>> No.21429046

Dammit I must not find her cute!

>> No.21429049

A passing grade is just one step above a failing grade. I'd probably end up doing most of the project myself, but I'd give her busywork so she feels useful.

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>> No.21429056

What a nerd does she still practice with the mall ninja shit she bought

>> No.21429058

I've done this before when groups in a group project were asses. I blew it out of the water by myself and got actual applause. The three morons used powerpoint retardedly and barely passed. No applause for the jackasses.

>> No.21429062

>believe in her
Why would you believe in her? She is just a dumb dragon

>> No.21429066

Hot. I want her to dominate me.

>> No.21429070

She's not even trying, she just does the hand signs unconsciously. Asian Kung Fu Generation always seems to be playing in the background too. Don't tease her about it or she'll run away crying and you'll have to go on a retrieval arc.

>> No.21429071

>lived for so long her latent draconic bloodline are starting to shine forth from the misty days when the world was young and Asian dragons would fuck anything
>still essentially a maid for a ryu
>dreams of blossoming into a dragon in her own right and build herself a nice shrine
>then the boys will come to her and she won't be forced to go to her thousand and fifth unsuccessful mixer

>> No.21429079

I want to buy her some of those knock off shurikens as a gift

>> No.21429096

Why should anyone believe in you? Just a short while ago you couldn’t eat solids and were pooping in a bag attached to your butt.

>> No.21429100

>That’s a frying pan

>> No.21429101

>walk in on her training
>she's completely naked except for some fishnets and her headband serving as a bra
>sweat trickling down her toned body as she does a routine of pushups and katas
>it oozes raw sex appeal until she starts calling out attack names and roleplaying with herself
>tell her she can teleport behind you any day
>she disappears and leaves a block of wood behind

>> No.21429107

Now imagine where you'd be if you left those dumbasses to do their "share" of the work or where those dumbasses would be if you did all the labour yourself.
Any grading system that uses grouped grading is an inherently flawed and failing system and is only being used so the teacher has less work to do themselves at the cost of the students.
Prof.Hakutaku wouldn't let this bullshit slide.

>> No.21429109

Lets leave what happened to him yesterday out of this. No one should believe in anyone. There are you faggots happy now?

>> No.21429118
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Hipvent Shirohebis.

>> No.21429124

Dudes gonna die...

>> No.21429129

She's a virgin fujoshi though so she doesn't know how. You'll have to help her learn the ropes and stay in character the first few times. She hasn't quite gotten used to being a sexy vixen yet, but dammit she'll try her best. Play along. She's a sultry fox who's hundreds of years old and wants your mana.

>that moment you realize she's memorized and is trying to reenact a kitsune doujin you read once

>> No.21429134

exploiting them is the juiciest, sweetest fruit that is bearing from the bond between monster and man

>> No.21429139

True, Haku-san wouldn't have even put me in that situation. ^5 my electromagnetically absorbant sibling.

>> No.21429147
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>there was a single afternoon where she decided to be a bodybuilder, but passed out from heat exhaustion and you had to take her to the nurse's office to recuperate
>the whole time she was muttering deliriously about "holding in arms," whatever that means
>her motives are still a mystery. What could she possibly be attempting to achieve with such stunts?

>> No.21429153

She needs to wear vents like >>21429118
and watch her ass. No one talks to her because their too busy tripping over her long ass when trying to get to the punch bowl.

>> No.21429159

Cute! I want to fluster a succ by sweeping off her feet, and tossing her into the air.

>> No.21429164

Incoming rape and marriage.

>> No.21429166
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>Married to your childhood friend/sweetheart Mindflayer
>Or at least you think she is
>Decide on hiring Shoggoth maid to help around house and clean those hard to reach places
>Especially around the noneuclidean geometry
>Months go by and she's perfect, even takes up to cooking you and your waifu dinner every night
>One day you find her peaking into your bedroom while you and your waifu were trying for a baby
>Confront her about it next morning and she admits to always wanting to experience such love
>Suddenly she thanks you for the work experience and storms out
>Last words she said before going over the horizon was she was gonna find a master of her own
Realistically how bad is the attrition rate for Shoggoth that are maids to chaos monster girls?

>> No.21429169

And that is how Anon discovered that he had been trained to jizz on command.

>> No.21429171
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>Cum sharking unsuspecting monster girls
How many girls could you get before getting caught?

>> No.21429183

Low if you give them the D in the broom closet from time to time. 1 a day if you don't.

>> No.21429188

I'd first have to know what "cum sharking" is.

>> No.21429192

Well then if she needs me to act the shy virgin then i can. Really shes the obly one acting in that scenario anyway.

>> No.21429196

It's when you sneak up on an unsuspecting girl and cum on her in a way that she doesn't notice. Or you can take the less covert approach and just pop out of nowhere, cum on her, and run off.

>> No.21429207

How the hell are you supposed to masturbate and hide an open erection publicly long enough for that?
I guess the answer would be zero?

>> No.21429209

Remember, everything is bigger in America, including monster girls

>> No.21429222

The chaos girls are no different to any other monster when it comes to love. Assuming it's love and the Shoggoth she already considers you her husband I doubt you wife would turn her away, considering how obsessed monsters are with love and finding a husband, and would be trying to convince you to accept both of them.

>> No.21429225

>She pretends it to be a scandalous and forbidden relationship
>Always taunt her with almost being caught by your wife
>Your wife actually knows all about it and is just waiting for the perfect time to surprise her and have a threesome
>See Mershark laying on rock sunbathing
>Row out to there and cum on her abs
>Try to row back to shore
>She capsizes your boat and drags you into the water with a toothy grin
>Nibbles on your ear then whispers "Ready for round 2?"

>> No.21429227

>Implying the rest of your life isn’t going to be group projects
Unless you’re going down some very specific career paths, you’re going to be dealing with people for a long long time.

>> No.21429231

Maybe. I just really like the idea of recently-turned monstergirls figuring out how to be sexy. It would be a really endearing scene to see a super-hot vixen with a perfect MILF body fumbling her way through figuring out how to act all confidant and dom, even though she's just losing her virginity.

>> No.21429239

Google some cum sharking videos. You'd be surprised. It normally happens in crowds.

>> No.21429244

Assuming you’re on desktop, it looks like you were trying to type either Yt Yr or Tr
Alternatively, if you’re on mobile, then it looks like you’re trying to type Ut, Uy, Ur, or maybe It.

Either way, I can’t figure out what you were trying to say.

>> No.21429246

What do succubi have against shoes?

>> No.21429257

>asian holsts are only D cup 6'ers with little muscle or fat
>american holsts are H+ cup 7'6"ers with stronk muscles and just a bit of chub
>asian harpies are colorful with no tits who keep flying into your windows so you have to keep a steady supply of windex around
>american harpies come in brown with white markings only with big tiddies and they will routinely break through windows to attack small children and tiny dogs
>euro slimes come in the blandest of colors with almost no flavor or personality, particularly the british variants, who can only make basic fridge bodies
>American slimes come in crazy colors and sweet and sugary flavors with excitable personalities and bikini model bodies
>euro minos will take months and sometimes years to work up anger towards their enemies and will eventually settle on small skirmishes then pat eachother on their backs in their old age for living through the "war"
>american minos buy and wear milsurp and only milsurp, visit the gun range every single day to fire off their legally owned mini guns and .50cals they hand milled the receivers for, and maintain at least 2 constant and on going wars at all times and in their old age will still shoot the raccoons on their property between the eyes despite having cataracts in both eyes
Truly American breeds are the superior versions.

>> No.21429260
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What would you do if your monster girl bully forced you to take her to prom? Would you go or stay home?

>> No.21429268

If I’m forced to go, then I don’t think it’s possible for me to go home.

>> No.21429277

That's why you keep records, anon.
If the project falls through you should have a portfolio and progress reports that show exactly what your contributions were vs. what everyone elses contributions were which means you can prove your ass wasn't the failing point. This will save you from being fired when one too many things you were involved with fall through and, again, ensures the failures filter out while you don't get dragged down. Always timestamp your work and if you can sign it somehow in a permanent manner or just flat out hand it in personally. This prevents smarter failures from trying to tack their name on your work in some way to either steal it or coast on it.

>> No.21429279

Yeah, but that doesn't mean I have to do everyone else's work or let them screw up the project that has my name on it. Telling them to shove it is always on the list of options, anon. Always. You have to take some crap in life, but there is a limit to everything.
High five, dude. I gave you a high five.

>> No.21429281

That they are.
Big is breast as they say!

>> No.21429283

Which mg's are not for sexual?

>> No.21429289

Daughterus. Never dick your own daughterus

>> No.21429295

Does the nura smoke a pipe instead of kiseru now?

>> No.21429299
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Monster girls are best with small chests, and a nice ass!

>> No.21429300

All monster girls are for sexual, just for different people.

>> No.21429311

I'd choose hang out instead of going to something dumb like prom

>> No.21429312
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Monster women are best served voluptuous, mature and built with a thirst for makin' babies.

>> No.21429313

We are going to dance to every slow song to embarrass her

>> No.21429317

You are entitled to a opinion.

>> No.21429337

I would take a nerdy Troll with huge titties and huge glasses plus braces to prom

>> No.21429339

Of course I would go! Proms are cheesy and fun. Plus I get to see my usually nude waifu in a cute dress.

>> No.21429342

How smart are slime because I want to find the smartest slime

>> No.21429350

Dark, wifeslime and maidwifeslime are smartest.

>> No.21429352

It depends on the breed. Non Queen red and blue slimes are pretty dumb but a lot of the others and Slime Queens can human level or above.

>> No.21429367

Oh yeah that would be cute. I love the idea of helping my super shy child hood friend, both of us being super shy virgins, act sexy and in control of her rape instincts.

>> No.21429392

Do exactly what I did last time that shit happened.
>tell buddies because hey at least I'm not alone on prom night
>proceed to spend awkward time all night where we just kind of stand there looking down at our feet and making awkward small talk while we hold hands and everyone else dances
>get shipped hard by the girls in the van on the way to the after party because everyone of course noticed this leading to some girl saying we should date eachother
>awkwardly stammer while bully just grabs my arm and pulls my next to her in the backseat
>awkwardly try to look anywhere but at her or the other girls while I feel like my face is about to burst into flames and suspect heavily she's blushing just as hard from the heat you can feel coming from her
>spend most of the after party in some guest house on the property while she awkwardly confesses she just wasn't sure how to say she liked you so it's just been coming out in the form of mild bullying since age 8 because her inability to properly communicate frustrated her and I was the only person it occured with please don't hate her do you hate her
>try to make a cool guy response like of course you don't hate her or it didn't bother you but just kind of trip over your tongue till you manage to get out "no"
>spend the next 20 minutes or so sitting there not sure what to do or where to put my hands as she cries in relief on your shoulder
>eventually get hit by a kiss I didn't see coming because I was trying to not lose it by counting the planks of wood on the ceiling
>enjoy my first "mind blanks instincts take over" event as the kiss starts to lead to more than kissing
>get blueballed hard as giggling can be heard from the window over the bed as it turns out the girls who set you up were watching the entire time for what seems like gossip and brown nosing reasons
>spend what little of the night is left sitting next to eachother on the couch holding hands while getting gently ribbed and encouraged by drunk people till it's time for the sober rides taking people home
>spend the next 8 years together leading up to finally hammering out plans for a wedding and honeymoon
Usually stuff....

>> No.21429399

What the fuck happens at a prom anyway? I was invited to one by a girl I was interested in back in HS but had to turn it down due to other commitments. We never talked again.

>> No.21429405

She's holding a bowl of instant udon called Red Kitsune Udon and is asking if there is no White Kitsune Udon

>> No.21429407
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Young monstergirls with this bodytype are the best.

>> No.21429415

That’s such an incredibly stupid comic. Why am I on the verge of tears?

>> No.21429420

People mingle, chat, awkwardly dance to shit music, then theres usually some kind of after party where everyone goes somewhere else without school oversight for booze and a standard drunk houseparty. Sometimes theres a planned event between the party and after party like everyone going out to some local skate rink or bowling alley or something.

>> No.21429425

Cool. I definitely made the right choice that day.

>> No.21429428

You are entitled to holding such a correct position.

>> No.21429433

These+their queen variations and slime carriers.

>> No.21429470

I remembered going to my prom alone by an elevated rail. That thought alone would make normalfags kill themselves.

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>> No.21429499

>shigy is still at it

>> No.21429504

Hah! Gayyyyyyy!

>> No.21429535

I’m not sure I understand. Were you thinking about jumping?

>> No.21429540
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Sandworms deserve better than fans like that, they're good girls.

>> No.21429564

I thought Shigy was a NTRfag, not a vorefag.

>> No.21429568
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Red foxes are found all over the US.
Red foxes also happen to be the largest of all fox species and they have a tendency to bully other fox species.

>> No.21429570

Smug american kitsune with massive breasts!

>> No.21429572

He's mainly a vorefag who wrote ntr once or twice to troll these threads.

>> No.21429573
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How can that be the correct position, when it's clearly wrong?

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She's lucky it all goes to her tits.

>> No.21429592

Is he the NTR-vore guy?

>> No.21429627

To be clear, red foxes are found all over the northern hemisphere. They're also the only type of fox in Japan, and thus the source of much of kitsune mythology (though the myths tend to use the paler color variations).

>> No.21429630

Yes, that guy.

>> No.21429635

What kind of NTR? I can get behind a cucked human girl or two but not much passed that.

>> No.21429647
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No wonder Inari are always so smug.
They know they've got the BIG.

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And speaking of color variations, there are indeed black-furred red foxes, they're just usually pretty rare.

>> No.21429715

Liches with braided hair are the best.

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>> No.21429754

That last Troll imagine is fucking adorable.

>> No.21429769

>beelzebub art

>> No.21429783

That amazon art is great. I'd probably get caught staring if I saw that at the beach

>> No.21429787

Domesticated Russian red fox kitsune would probably be really cute.

>> No.21429789

>dat armpit

>> No.21429791

Braids are the best in general.

>> No.21429802

God damn, that's a lot of good stuff

>> No.21429826
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>Tritonia (sort-of) lewd

>> No.21429837

I'm sorry anon but sandworms are the trailer trash equivalent since they live in mobile homes

>> No.21429840

i want this tummy

>> No.21429858

Frig off Randy.

>> No.21429862

>Trailer Park Boys with Monster Girls instead
I would watch that.

>> No.21429894

But which girls would they all be?

>> No.21429907

>Wurm who lives in a car and is addicted to weed
>Grizzly Bear who is always carrying a drink and secretly loves to dance
>Werecat with thick glasses

>> No.21429928

I'm gonna fight the fox menace!

>> No.21429932
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Somebody's been a busy bee.

Favorites include the beech queen troll, the hugging troll, the tritonia, the nurarihyon paizuri, and the ushi-oni who can't swim.

>> No.21429937

How can a position be wrong when its apart of the list of correct positions?

>> No.21429946
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We need more monster girls nicknaming their husbands.

>> No.21429949

So if you were to get a hand/paw/claw-job from your monstergirl waifu or favorite monstergirl, what would it be like? What would her technique be, and would she use any special enhancements to really milk you good?

>> No.21429963
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You and what army?

>> No.21429971

My waifu is an Anubis, so spells and magic of various sorts would be an obvious route. I'm sure she'd enjoy drawing the experience out, nice and slow with lots of oil, using her claws and soft pawpads to tease and keep me right on the edge for as long as possible. Then of course after she makes me cum all over her paws, the scent and taste of my seed would tip her over the edge and lead to a long, long night.

>> No.21429990

Well I don't really have any friends, so I guess just by myself...

>> No.21429998

Time for a tofu embargo!

>> No.21429999

Let's not post my /d/ drawthread, monster girl requests here, mkay?
This isn't the place for it.

>> No.21430000

Nice stuff! Really enjoyed each one!

>> No.21430012

That's an update on the amazon.

>> No.21430014

Fuck off you subhuman

>> No.21430017

Lets not have garbage like you here, because this isn't the place for it.

>> No.21430019

I want to defeat a wicked nine tailed fox by sealing her in a mating press until she's pregnant.

>> No.21430025

Sounds like you just want to get scooped up by a lonely christmas cake fox. Why else would you charge into the greater kitsune temple all by yourself? You thought you could defeat those powerful thighs and mega-mofu alone?

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Behold true perversion.

>> No.21430028

Well she's a hakutaku so she'd probably know vastly more on the subject than me.

>> No.21430039

Scroll up and delete your image you stupid fucking retard. See >>21429147

>> No.21430040

Yeah, I already saw it >>21429147

>> No.21430042

>Kobold waifu
She'd definitely start out really slow and gentle. Slow enough to where she's just playing with with me before I'm hard with her soft fluffy paws. She'd start ramping up after awhile with squeezing and maybe a stroke or two here and there. Once she's good and ready she'd put on some lovely tight latex gloves and get out the lube. It'd still take her a long time before she finally lets me cum though, and maybe she'd add in a pair of thicker silicone gloves with lots of neat bumps and ridges on the palms and fingers if she really wants to make me squirm. She might take things super slow and her demeanor would always be calm and lovingly teasing, but her tail would be wagging happily from the first touch until she lustily licks the last of my cum off her paws.

>> No.21430049

>You thought you could defeat those powerful thighs and mega-mofu alone?
I guess not. But I just wanted to be remembered for something.

>> No.21430068

Oh fuck off already

>> No.21430072

>ywn princess carry a blushing succ who secretly thinks she doesn't deserve it
Why even live?

>> No.21430073

>addicted to weed
Boo this Wurm.

>> No.21430077

Stop fucking posting, Quicksilver.

>> No.21430082

Well you'd probably be remembered as the random guy that ran in, threw himself at the legendary 99-tailed Inari priestess and got away with it. They might even put up a monument somewhere.


>> No.21430083

I like Flow Kelps so I guess she'd make my dick into a sushi

>> No.21430087

rent free

>> No.21430090
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>I fight for my frie-!
>Oh, oh right

And that's the story of how anon defeated himself and attracted the attention of the mighty Wurm-o-the-Wisp.

>> No.21430095

Give peace a chance

>> No.21430096

Eh, drowning sounds pretty scary. I think I'll just stick with girls that a guy like me deserves, devil bugs, beelzbubs, you know the ones.

>> No.21430102

>Dark Mage
Pretty much a normal hand-job, outside of the nymphomancy spell spam. I guessing a ton of debuffs to any natural magic resistance I have, followed by a bunch of spells enhancing all pleasure exponentially and probably something that made us both experience the orgasm. Sex magic is weird.

>> No.21430108

But you can't even see wisps. How would Anon even know he attracted her attention?

>> No.21430112

Other degenerates are told to fuck off and no one bats an eye. Stop playing favorites with the creep.

>> No.21430120

>probably something that made us both experience the orgasm
That sounds intimate as heck anon. Now I'm imagining something more permanent where you'd share all of your orgasms like that.

>> No.21430124

you're just mad because kdf is the most patient nigga in this thread.

>> No.21430133

Roper image? Thats neat and really lewd.

>> No.21430139

Was his post really that bad?

>> No.21430142

It would be very slimey even when she uses her actual hand.

>> No.21430153

Nice summer stuff. Nice nerd bird.

>> No.21430156

Pretty sure that's a parasite slime, I don't see a roper in any of the other pics either.

>> No.21430163

>Hero Anon about to fight the evil villain he was told to defeat
>Villain decided to ask where his friends are so she can make a big, cool speech in front of all of them
>Anon just looks at his feet for a while until he says he doesn't have any
I smell some prime healing material.

>> No.21430168

Skellington cunny!

>> No.21430176

I assumed it was an immature roper stimulating its host. Although i just noticed the face though so i think your correct.

>> No.21430190

Anon how do you even mix those two posts up? Also you can tell it's a Parasite Slime by the hair.

>> No.21430248

I'm fed up with threadcanon nerdberd.

I want to be broken by a black-winged raptor taunting me in a language I can't even understand.

>> No.21430279

That's the stuff.

>> No.21430283

When I finally regain consciousness, I want to the first thing I feel to be those fluffy puffballs from her hat moving against my bare chest, followed afterwards by the entirety of her plumage circling around my back.

>> No.21430295

Delinquent crow tengus?

>> No.21430302
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>> No.21430305

School environments are for literal children. You aren't a delinquent if hunting humans is the meaning of your existence.

>> No.21430314

>Implying nerd bird can't toss out spells like nobody's business.

>> No.21430315

It sounds like something the waifu would come up with.

>> No.21430320

How hard is it to hug a ghost?

>> No.21430321

is that some sahu art!?

>> No.21430328

>Out of all the harpies, they're the race with the mightiest power. they can fly around the sky at high speed and use skills similar to magic called "shinzuuriki."
Maybe one day I'll continue that greentext of mine

>> No.21430332

They've been getting some lately. Now if only we could get some Nereid, (ie. the Water Succubus)

>> No.21430340

I think the thighs and ass should be a bit bigger

>> No.21430342

Same reason i mixed up the species: i am very dumb.

>> No.21430344

More Troll art is always a blessing

>> No.21430355

who did this? i wanna praise him and ask him if he can draw me a skeleton

>> No.21430357

I could say that about many girls

>> No.21430360

if you're willing to make physical contact with a horrorfu, ghosts shouldn't be that difficult

>> No.21430366
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Must molest massive mofu mammaries!

>> No.21430368
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>> No.21430385

Impressive horns, as befitting her rank.

>> No.21430386

They probably get very aggressive and boastful during mating season. You're not just getting raped, but you're being told you should be honored to be raped by her.

>> No.21430389
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Then you are a gentleman and a scholar

>> No.21430391

I want the most massive mofu mammaries to make milk and molest.

>> No.21430399

that face on ran doesn't look to please...in fact i think she's about to attack

>> No.21430403

Fondle them anon! Grope like your life depends on it!

>> No.21430405

The profile certainly gives that impression

>> No.21430411

but you would pass right through her

>> No.21430421

I just like them big.

>> No.21430465

I want to spread the buttocks of a troll while she rests her tits over my heads

>> No.21430484


>> No.21430492

reminder don't trust any manticore for cuddles, it is a trap and you will be raped out of your mind.

>> No.21430500

I don't believe you. I'll prove you wrong!

>> No.21430501

Different anon but.
>have troll rest breasts on head
>reach hands down to buttocks
>grip buttocks firmly and spread

>> No.21430506 [SPOILER] 
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Works everytime.

>> No.21430507

Would a weresheep's femcum smell like chloroform?

>> No.21430508

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that for certain girls you need to get a special bed.
Sure, your siege model automaton may be cute but the bed isn't ready for that much bunker busting action.

>> No.21430517
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Something like this

>> No.21430524

Ok, I thought you were going for something more spine shattering.

>> No.21430532
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With an angle like pic related
That sounds even better

>> No.21430533

Troll a shit. She's literally a rejected street fighter character.

>> No.21430539

not if she possess a doll. and if she does, omg, imagine the possibilities

>> No.21430543

gotcha! i'll kidnap a loli manticore and raise her to respect a man's consent!

>> No.21430549

I'm gonna cuddle a lolicore

>> No.21430558

cute picture :3c

>> No.21430564

Cute Slime Carrier and Sahus. Axem plz draw my waifu.

>> No.21430572

I know there's a pic perfect for this, but I can't seem to find it in my collection.

And of course the fanart gallery links are still dead.

>> No.21430582

Found it. NSFW
Why not find out for yourself.

>> No.21430592
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I really need to practice better looking poses

>> No.21430595

She's just gonna rape you when she hits puberty. Once they shed the mofu they shed the innocence.

>> No.21430604

Come on in, Anon! The water's fine!

>> No.21430616

>Once they shed the mofu they shed the innocence.
What if only her tail becomes lewd

>> No.21430626

Nah, mofu is like weighted clothes. Once its off all that lewd it was weighing down permeates their entire being.

>> No.21430630

Then you just created an outcast who would get bullied by other manticores

>> No.21430652

>other manticores grow big, strong, and rapey
>she's forever stuck as small, lanky, and weak
>other manticores can not only smell her a mile away the fact her mofu never shed means anyone who knows what that means knows she's easy pickings
>whole lifetime of hard and harsh bullying she can't stop or even defend against because he claws never came in and her tail barb never really developed
>doesn't even want men because the mofu suppression field is still in effect
>too tall and old to be able to act like a cute child and get away with it
>too short and weak to command any kind of respect even the basic respect one gives to another because at a glance there just isn't anything there to really give respect for
Truly one of the worst crimes man can do to a MG.

>> No.21430672
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Weresheep are lowkey some of the most dangerous MGs out there

>> No.21430678

an irresistible belly

>> No.21430682

is rape truly synonymous with mamono??
i'll be sure to raise my daughteru to become to must excellent rapist!

>> No.21430684

At least she would be soft, I'd love to hug her

>> No.21430685

Poses any cuter are a crime, anon

>> No.21430686

Look at the stretch and sheen on that latex.

>> No.21430689

Sleep sheep!
Cute and meek~

>> No.21430702
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What extra special food does your mamano wife make for you, anon?
You'll never guess what my Dear Hatter wife makes!

>> No.21430716
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And another one!

>> No.21430720

Lots of sweets and generally anything that has milk as an ingredient.
Very nice, always enjoy seeing stuff from you.

>> No.21430728

And she makes Cherry Cheesecake!

>> No.21430729

That's a helpful shirt. If she forgets shes a mouse she just needs to look at the shirt.

>> No.21430732

doing so might awaken her inner lust though

>> No.21430747

Did you write this Hatterfag? I have it saved in the bowels of my bookmarks

>> No.21430751

No, actually. A fantastic anon wrote that based off of an ask for requests were I essentially just copied someone else's request because I was having an aneurysm from lack of sleep. But its very very good and I read it once a week!!!

>> No.21430753

That poor Yeti is going to get heat stroke!

>> No.21430758

would be worth it to hug her

>> No.21430759

Sure she could give a handjob, but there’s a more unique option available

>> No.21430762


>> No.21430767

Wendi-chan get off the computer and stop looking up bad words

>> No.21430799

kek, you should check the stuff she's made on mspaint that's saved in her "private" folder sitting in the lower end of your desktop

>> No.21430801

Rude to be looking at a monster's private pictures

>> No.21430807

>Wendi-chan starting to get sexual interests
I just can't stomach it. She's like a collective thread daughter.

>> No.21430810
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>> No.21430812

It's just pictures of stickmen/stickmonster holding hands

>> No.21430814

>Nothing but children's drawings of her playing in the snow with her friends
>And some badly drawn pictures of her and anon together
Wendi-chan is innocent at least until puberty

>> No.21430822

Wendi-chan prints off her MS Paint pictures of her family and proud papa Wendi hangs them on the fridge

>> No.21430826

I wish you hadn't done this.

>> No.21430828
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Reminder that wife slimes are best slimes. Even queen slimes can't compare.

>> No.21430830

wait how does that work I feel like you can't just draw that simple of a representation of a monster

>> No.21430833
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Every wife is someone else's daughter.

>> No.21430834

Slimes are great at massaging

>> No.21430838

Hugging her would hurt her feelings. Sort of like how a man with no dick might feel when a hot woman with a huge rack hugs him.

>> No.21430839

My fucking heart, this is the wholesomeness I associate with Wendi-chan and her friends.

>> No.21430842

The only reason the folder is private is because she heard an artist shouldn't share before the picture is finished

>> No.21430845

why would it hurt her feelings when I like her and want to spend time with her along with hugging her

>> No.21430848

I want a bombshell bodied wendi who is actually a young wendi that had one hell of a growth spurt

>> No.21430856
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>> No.21430860

>Wendi-chan's drawings of her and her friends are crude, almost like caveman wall paintings, but still are clear enough to show them just playing with each other with big smiles on their faces
>Yeti-chan's drawings are semi-decent sketches for her age, and show her and her friends going on adventures in comic-book format
>Yuki-chan's drawings are elegant and already show a mastery of Zipanguese watercolor, displaying her two best friends as beautiful maidens in a stylized version of Winterstown as if it were in Zipangu

>> No.21430861 [DELETED] 

thanks to you fucks i graduated from being into monster girls to liking furry content

>> No.21430864

That's your own fault

>> No.21430866

Fuck off.

>> No.21430874

Ok, now leave and never return.

>> No.21430880

Because she's half an MG. Can't rape a man, can't bully other MG's, can't defend herself, knows she should pop a girl boner when you hug her but literally can't. She just has to sit there and take it because what other option does she have.

>> No.21430883

On her master's birthday, a Kikimora's uniform should be a plain black and white bra, and nothing else.

>> No.21430884

Literally your own fault for being so weak.

>> No.21430887

The softest, cuddliest monsters are also the most dangerous

>> No.21430890

Funny, monstergirls got me off that degeneracy.

>> No.21430895

I wonder what being the childhood crush of a Winterstown girl would be like.

>> No.21430899

Then you just gotta show her what to do and take it slow with her

>> No.21430904

It's pretty chill

>> No.21430909

I wanna be Glacies-chan's crush.

>> No.21430935

On a kikimoras birthday a masters uniform should be low cut boxers and nothing else.

>> No.21430938

by the time her puberty hits, she'd already be a talented artist and the stuff she'll be drawing won't be hand-holding and friendly activities...

>> No.21430946

>Constantly dealing with Yuki-Onna inviting you over only to cause a blizzard and force you to stay over all night
>Wendi wanting to play hide and seek tag chasing you through the forest threatening to "eat" you if you don't run faster
>Yeti-chan following you around all day holding his hand and hugging him the instant he so much as sniffles
I wonder if Winterstown has any undead living there, with unheated houses constantly wondering why so many men are scared to enter their -12F degrees homes

>> No.21430957

>Lay out on the massage table
>the Nure lays on top of you, slowly spreading her body outward toward your head and feet, massaging you the whole time.

>> No.21430964

I want to get icicle speared to a chair while a loli tsurara hand feeds me her home cooked meal and asserts her wifely attributes as I futilely explain why the age difference between us won't work.

>> No.21430984

>"Awawa, run anon, run run fast awa!"
>"Gonna eat anon meat awawa"
>This got you running with a nervous smile
>"If anon no run fast then papa gonna bar bee cue him up!"
>This got you sprinting with a terrified face

>> No.21430986

Nice kakuen art

>> No.21430991

But that's what I always wear around the house when she's cleaning.

>> No.21430996

I'm sure a good handful of undead live there, but they're probably either absolutely ancient or alternatively very very poor, since their houses are extra cheap and like you said, don't need any heating despite being in a cold area.
So maybe a big ancestral mansion of a Wight in one part of town, while a couple of houses in another neighborhood filled with poor zombies.

>> No.21430998


But what about Queen wife slimes?

>> No.21431004

She won't take no for an answer, baka!

>> No.21431026

>Turns out they just mean that Papa Wendi is gonna feed Anon a strong diet of barbaque'd goods that will boost his stamina and strength

>> No.21431030

>nure learns how to split herself like a queen slime
>now you have a harem of perfect housewives
We're reaching comfy levels that shouldn't even be possible.

>> No.21431033

I stand by Dark Slimes, but Nures are an excellent example of a Slimes natural ability to evolve in any environment.

>> No.21431038

What would it be like as a vegetarian dating little Wendi-chan?

>> No.21431046


>> No.21431047

you can still bbq vegetables

>> No.21431058


>> No.21431063

I was more thinking corn on the cob

>> No.21431070

She can't because you stopped her development. Teach her how to rape and she'll try with a guy she kind of likes the look of only to get manhandled by him because she never got manticore stronk and her tail barbs never developed so they aren't even poisonous. Then if she ever does get a guy tied down somehow she won't be able to really "get it up" or use her underdeveloped tail to do anything to him.
All because you couldn't let nature takes its course when she was young.

>> No.21431084

Yeah and I can shoot my balls off.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should nor should you promote it.

>> No.21431087

Those are meant for special occasions.

>> No.21431094

actually you BBQ both and have vegetable as a side with the meal

>> No.21431098

Thats why she needs someone who loves her for who she is

>> No.21431105

OR I can not ruin the bbq, waste my time, or lose grill space for actual food and just bbq meat like someone who isn't a degenerate.
It's like expecting your bakery to make gluten free snacks for the one party member with allergies rather than that person being a polite guest and bringing their own hyper specific mumble mumble rather than impose.

>> No.21431110

Who she is is a flaming wreck of a manticore that could have been a proper manticore instead had she had a decent parent rather than an overbearing stifling parent.

>> No.21431112


>> No.21431114

Uhh, that's really problematic?

>> No.21431121

Fucker, I'm a Kansan we do the best barbecue in this nation and you balance a meal with meat and vegetables it's not a waste of space when you eat both meat and veg and enjoy

>> No.21431122

>Mama Wendi walks in the doorway as Papa Wendi furiously types away in his human form
>"Awawa, husband, please come to bed..."
>"No! I have to tell these idiots how to grill a proper meal! Honey, you don't want our daughters growing up in a meatless household, do you?"
>"Awawa... husband please..."

>> No.21431123

But you can't change that so you just have to love her for who she is and let her grow on her own

>> No.21431125

Are you sure you’re not on the grill yourself? You seem a bit hotheaded

>> No.21431130

MamaWendi is arara~ not awawa

Do you suppose their daughters say awawa because their mom says arara s much?

>> No.21431133

>Imagine not liking vegetables
[This post was made by gang Alurane]

>> No.21431138

Alurane are dumb and they are bad momsters

>> No.21431141


>You have all kinds of Nures that are extensions of herself.
>The one that's always doing anything that needs legwork done; getting groceries, picking up packages, etc, who is a bit tomboy-ish
>The half-dozen or so Nures who do all the cleaning and the bulk of the chores around the home. They coordinate among themselves perfectly, never missing a beat. To make things more fun for themselves and you they like to change their outfits from time to time. They might tease each other over what they decided to change into.
>Guards. You have a couple of these around but they never do much aside from inquiring anyone wanting to visit. They're pretty stoic but are cordial enough. They use either Naginatas or Katanas in combat and they're quite skilled with them.
>And of course there's the wife herself who devotes herself entirely to you, now that she technically doesn't occupy herself with chores

>> No.21431143

Ooou, I like that idea.
And she wiggles her hips when she walks seductively around Papa, but when Wendi-chan tries to imitate she does her trademark awkward waddle instead.

>> No.21431153

Today I learned something new about the elusive Wendigo.

>> No.21431161

Why don't you just stop and smell the roses

>> No.21431170


Because that's how you get made into a Alurane's husband.

>> No.21431171

>get to relax around the house with your main Nure while occassionally pulling aside one of the cleaning Nures for a threesome, or more
Even better than just changing there clothes is if each Nure also has her own hair style while her face and body are generally the same.

>> No.21431172

as a classically trained chef who fucks around with proper bbq recipes when he can I'm always on the grill which means i'm the one imposed upon when special orders come through either at work or at the bbq party. Protip: don't be a douche and just order off the menu. You have no idea how much you fuck a kitchen over when you want some piece meal thing using the logic "but they have all the pieces back there for it" or when some asshat wants a vegan/vegetarian anything rather than just ordering salad or ANYBODY wanting gluten-free anything which makes you waste 3x the time and operating at a -500% or more loss on that one sale. Which is why its doubly so when it gets shoved on me in my leisure time. I'm not going to turn down the heat so your veggies don't die, I'm not going to replant the layout to fit veggies, I'm not going to make an entirely new meal ontop of what I had planned either. Just be considerate and bring your own special snowflake meal. Same for nut allegery holders. Sorry guys if the sign tells you we cook shit in the back that kills you you really just shouldn't go there. The alternative is us wasting time and money emptying out a fry/deep cleaning an entire kitchens worth of equipment sacrificing all other orders and everyones time just for you.
There are people with incorrect opinions and views. This must be corrected.
Gluten free anything is a scourge on a kitchen. It requires almost entirely specialist ingredients unless you want to sell flavorless hardtack. These ingredients cost around 5-12x as much as normal ingredients and they either come in unusably small amounts for a kitchens purposes or in bulk buy sizes which means you throw out half as it never gets used before it expires. It also requires extra time to make. Now try selling chocolate chip cookies that sell for 10x as much as those other chocolate chip cookies next to it. The only option is to price it slightly higher so they sell and you don't piss off people and swallow the loss or to just not have them which angers people which can turn others off. Publicity-wise the just make something option is viewed as best but the BEST option is to realize how much of an ass you are for forcing that on a business in the first place.

I'm gonna need a fucking yeti hug here before I have a heart attack or a stroke or something...

>> No.21431174

I bet they find their big little sister wendi so cool for being able to wiggle her hips like their mom, but she just gets embarrassed by all the attention.

>> No.21431177

Ah yes, the middle child Wendi. Not nearly as young and feral as her little sister, but no where close to as voluptuous (or lonely) as her big sister. Now she's probably the one going through her crush phase.

>> No.21431181

Maybe a Wisp will come along and trap you in her bell pepper

>> No.21431184

I actually meant big little sister as the voluptuous wendi that's actually the youngest of her family.

>> No.21431185

I bet she still uses awa as stutter when flustered

>> No.21431190

So its
>Papa Wendigo, a mix of mysteriously stoic and lovable boomer, and just a regular dad outside the coat
>Mama Wendigo, a lithe yet sexy AraAra~ mom who loves her daughters but mostly likes just clinging to Papa
>Onee-Wendi, a Big Wendigo with a hot bod but hopelessly shy and reclusive
>Middle-Wendi, a blooming Wendigo in puberty who is awkward but probably the most modernized/civilized of the family
>Wendi-chan, the cute little mildly autistic feral girl who is obsessed with meat and loves playing with her friends in the snuggle scouts

>> No.21431192

She knows the theory perfectly, but lacks on the execution. At least the few first times. I like to think Hakus study all sort of lewd things and eagerly wait for a change to try them out for first time.

>> No.21431194

It's a happy family!

>> No.21431198

What the fuck is wrong with you? It's normal to grill vegetables and even fruit to go along with meat. Have you never had a bbq kabob? Or grilled pineapple?

>> No.21431200


I prefer fox belly with tail wrap

>> No.21431201

Oh hey the board is back to working, how did you guys spend your break

>> No.21431205
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Big sis has a guy I believe.
Or at least one she keeps jumping.

>> No.21431206

I tried out yuumi

>> No.21431207
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Reading Peter David's Hulk. It's so fun I'm going to keep doing it.

>> No.21431209
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Or stalking.

>> No.21431211

As far I'm concerned peppers aren't true vegetables. They're not terrible in any way, shape, or form outside them being uncooked which means they, by definition, can't be vegetables which are terrible in every way, shape, or form inherently. Tomatoes, assuming they're used as a sauce base, get temporary honorable not-vegetable status as well.
See the above bit. As for fruit they aren't vegetables. Don't sully their good name by even having them in the same sentence let alone associating them as equivalent as if grilling one means it's okay to grill the other.
Vegetables are to feed the animals that I will be grilling. Nothing more.

>> No.21431214

Oh, was she bird watching?

>> No.21431215

Checked for new mg anus art

>> No.21431217

Are you like 10

>> No.21431221
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Bees are highly intelligent for arthopods, and may bee even smarter then we understand them to bee. In recent studies, bees were shown to understand the concept of "zero" or nothing, the absence. A level of cognition above human children.

Now with your wonderful bee fact of the day, give me your best bee girls!

>tfw no genius bee gf

>> No.21431223

Hiker watching. They do all sorts of funny stuff.

>> No.21431226

>Dhampir wears colored contacts and does her best to fit in with the humans
>Keeps having to stop herself from biting this one guy
>She doesn't realize he knows and keeps putting himself in situations where she has a clear shot at his neck

>> No.21431228
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we need more dark valk

>> No.21431229

Puns aside, explain to me what you mean by them understanding zero.

>> No.21431233

>Doesn't have a garbage diet to increase risk of heart disease and instead eats delicious vegetables

>> No.21431234

Nice try SCP-1256

>> No.21431238

Convinced myself genies like to use musical numbers when they meet their new husbands

>> No.21431240

>be mage anon
>get captured by a bunch of salamanders and taken back to their village
>they slap some mana-blocking manacles on you so you can't cast magic and sit you on a large stone slab covered in furs in the middle of a ceremonial room
>dozens of salamanders are chanting as the large double doors in the back of the room open and out walks the biggest of them
>her muscular body is at least a foot and a half taller than you and covered in vicious scars with an eye patch made of bone and leather over one eye
>any fat that would have covered her chiseled stomach seems to have gone to her breasts and butt instead
>she walks over to you, scowling menacingly, and stops a few steps in front of you before silencing everyone with a wave of her hand
>oh god, this is what those Order weirdos warned you about
>they're gonna kill you as a sacrifice to their evil god
>you flinch and try to shield yourself with your bound arms, but after a few seconds, nothing happens
>when you open your eyes, you find she's no longer in front of you, but sitting silently beside you a foot away
>she's still scowling, but her face is slightly red
>she shyly scoots closer to you, ramrod stiff as she reddens even more
>suddenly one of the salamanders in the back yells "Finally! The Chief likes this one!"
>apparently, they've been capturing lots of strong warriors as potential mates for their chief, but she hasn't taken an interest in any of them until they caught you

>> No.21431242
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An experiment was done where bees were rewarded with food for landing on the paper with the least amount of dots. The number of dots steadily decreased to train them in this way. When the scientists placed in a blank sheet of paper, the bees landed on it. Understanding there was no black dot on the paper and thats where the food would be put.

Now I demand bee girls or you will all feel the sting of.. ah fuck it this one is a wasp anyway.

>> No.21431243

Grown ass, swimmer shouldered, 6'5", drinking aged long enough to realize straight whiskey is the real mans drink, capable of hauling around a hanging weight side of beef all day man. Please don't make me internalize the fact I'll never be a little spoon again.

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>> No.21431246

Oh it was broken? I'll be honest, I didn't even notice, I just thought it was really dead or something.

>> No.21431249
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Nice ass. I don't think I have too many bees though.

>> No.21431251

I thought she was a killer bee

>> No.21431259

Real scientifically backed talk:
Meat/fruit>meat/veg>veg in terms of both health and ease of sticking to that as a diet. Veggies have too many poor man outs that provide only one thing but entirely lack another like lettuce providing nice vitamins but quite literally zero energy. Fruits have both plus carbs in almost all examples.
Strictly speaking vegetables are provenly an inferior food for inferior individuals.

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Looks more vespid regardless.

>> No.21431271

Bird whore is the best.

I recently have come to like the idea of buying her off of slavers. As is the typically the case with human trafficking, they slavers will typically "use" the "goods" before selling them off. I'd want to comfort her after her being raped by them and who knows what else they had her fuck.

>> No.21431272

Ok autismo but I don't choose food solely on nutrition

>> No.21431286

True enough you should choose food based on taste and, again, objectively speaking meat and fruit take 1st and 2nd place home hands down respectively. Vegetables are just terrible food to the point of reaching "why even bother?" levels of existence.

>> No.21431292

might as well eat fuckin candy

>> No.21431308

Also true enough if we're going by flavor here. But that does mean veggies now exist in 4th place rather than 3rd as far as their sad existence goes.
Theres a reason it's the favorite food of animals and only animals after all.

>> No.21431314
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I want a Lich to help me with my crippling fear of death and my own morality.

>> No.21431320

All this talk about food makes me wonder what species a monster gordon ramsay would be

>> No.21431325

Death is nothing. Live, damn you.

>> No.21431338

It's just like before you were born, anon. Theres no need to fear it or dread it. It's not only an entirely natural thing but just a base neutral fact of life.
Worst case scenario you're dreading and fearing quite literally nothing, literally the most benign concept imaginable, and depending on how you want to look at it you were in that state of existence, or lack therefore, since the big bang no problem so why would going back to it be any kind of issue. Even worse, fearing it for quite literally no justifiable reason can rob you quality of life for the short span of time you will exist as it will just be looming over and ruling you, again, for no reason other than your self-imposed fear when you could be entirely free of such needless weights.
Another needless weight to get rid of entirely is vegetables.

>> No.21431340

It's all inevitable, anon. It's easier to not think of it, and a way to not think of it is to write or laugh at how we've been arguing about grilling vegetables.

>> No.21431343

I would love seeing a lich saying this when her husband is going to die.

>> No.21431349

But I like my veggies...

>> No.21431361

Judging by my only example of what a true chef is I'd say minotaur.
Kitchen work is stressful so everyones gruffy, meat is king and big men need big protein, ain't got no time for pansy ass veggies, fruits are sweet and cows go crazy for sweet things to the point they will trample their own young for it, chef life means no real breaks like lunch breaks but instead a sort of grazing action where small bits of food over the day equal the one meal you would have had at noon much like how cows graze, usually hulk stronk barring unique placements, and they're only one wrong move away from exploding at someone in a blind berserking rage that usually infects those in the vicinity similarly much like pack mentally causes cow herds to stampede.
It's just stressed out minotaur all over.

>> No.21431368

You like utter garbage, chaff of the soul. You have been forced to eat veggies long enough and propagandized towards hard enough that the resulting emotional trauma and stockholm syndrome have forced your brain to think it actually enjoys the harm you put it through to appease your nebulous masters.
Cut it out of your diet for 3 months then go back and try and taste a lettuce leaf then come back here and thank me for fixing your life.

>> No.21431375
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Enough of this shittalking, my man.

>> No.21431378

Shit talking would be saying something factually erroneous like vegetables aren't literal garbage that robs the soul.

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>> No.21431560

I want to slip a cardboard tube from a paper towel roll onto each one of a Kitsune's tails.

>> No.21431579

We get it, your mom still forces you to eat veggies, this isn't the place for it you retard.

>> No.21431689

I want a papillion with massive tits

>> No.21431707

So you just want a papillon?

>> No.21431711

No, those just have big tits

>> No.21431786

Look for those rare unmarried papillons then, the type that were not able to find a mate as a greenworm. They are extra voluptuous.

>> No.21431815

Or just shovel piles upon piles of leaves into a greenworm so she has a lot to work with when she finally goes into metamorphosis.

>> No.21431820

I’ll do it!

>> No.21431823

Amen brother.
Just make sure to tell her her shoes look nice. She can’t see them.

>> No.21431827

>a woman
>trusting a man's opinion of her shoes
You have no idea what you're doing!

>> No.21431852

Will do!
Also going to have to get her used to having legs/feet

>> No.21431866
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It's raining really loudly. I think this is my favorite thing.

>> No.21431878
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Having a grape snek coiled around you, making out, would make it all the better.

>> No.21431884

But it would make me lose focus on the ambient noises and make me focused on the the heathen snake hedonist sending me to her garden of earthly delights.

>> No.21431894
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I'll be honest, if I had an automaton, I would probably go broke from buying her tons of upgrades and mods.

>> No.21431899

Her mouth is what you should be focused on anyways

>> No.21431917

Don't worry anon, she will take charge of your finances if need be before that happens. Her owner must be able to provide for himself.

>> No.21431942
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Could you deal with Yandere Living Dolls anon?

I want an honest answer here because I sure as fuck couldn't.

>> No.21431944

I want an automaton who is very strict when it comes to relieving my sexual urges. She will drop what she is doing when her sensors are going off. No-nonsense automaton meido!

>> No.21431965

My grandma used to have dolls. They creeped me out.

>> No.21431979
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>that picture
I want to do that to a loli wight so badly.

>> No.21431983

I would love that, even if it was a bit embarrassing
>automaton makes you wear a fitbit-like wristband that monitors any changes in your internal functions
>you're out shopping together when she accidentally bumps your crotch with her butt
>that brief moment of stimulation is instantly transferred from your wristband to her, and she grabs you by the arm to drag you to the nearest bathroom to relieve you
>you're at school when you randomly think about how sexy your automaton is, just as you open your locker to find her there
>she makes sure to drain you balls in an empty classroom so you can focus during class

>> No.21431999

Anon, don't give me these kinds of boners.

>> No.21432058
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I would like my automaton to have fun experimenting with different part combinations. I suppose we would need a gremlin mechanic to make things easier.

>> No.21432062

>visiting the corner shop again
>she always greets her favorite customers happily and refers to you as "The Lovebirds"
It's embarrassing...

>> No.21432128
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For that one anon who's birthday is in June

>> No.21432134

Wrapped fish?

>> No.21432159

>Gremlin mechanic testing new and experimental devices on anons automaton wife
>They usually come back and give a report on how it went and to test new parts
>Gremlin buys some ancient tech, has no idea what it dose
>Test it
>They don't come back for almost a month
>The automaton says she's gotten pregnant
>Most interesting...

>> No.21432160

I’m in June!
I accept this fish

>> No.21432165

>Could you deal with Yandere Living Dolls anon?
I can't even deal with normal yandere girls anon, how the hell do you think I'd handle Living dolls yanderes? Not well I tell you.

>> No.21432203

The best automaton

>> No.21432211
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I don't know, they seem pretty easy to defeat.

>> No.21432234


>> No.21432314
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I want to see Selene as a fighting game boss.

>> No.21432341

I want to see Selene in a cow pattern naked apron thigh high combo on her knees with her mouth open tongue out and hands cupped below her open mouth.

>> No.21432358

Unique game over where she rapes you and keeps you as a husband?
Also what monster do you beat to get to her?

>> No.21432390

Unrelated, but what do you think about Gremlins who use you as a guniea pig (I.E. Ambushing into janitorial closet) for their latest and greatest onaholes?
What if they keep the semen collected from said onaholes as trophies/use them to get pregnant when they realize how much they love teasing you?

>> No.21432398

It's my birthday today, I can hold on to this fish until June.

>> No.21432401

Nah, I want to see Selene in a buisness suit

>> No.21432403

Happy birthday anon!

>> No.21432417

Regular or secret?

>> No.21432426

It has to be secret
Like you beat a dragon with using continues

>> No.21432433
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Let's see you beat off to this!

>> No.21432445

I appreciate this very much.

>> No.21432450

So we are making this game an old school SNK one?

>> No.21432465

I love so much that you made the tail thick.

>> No.21432476
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The strongest dragons all are ice related.

Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

>> No.21432478
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Dirty tricks overcome strength every time.

>> No.21432489

thanks still no mg welcoming me home

>> No.21432491
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Freezing Time is both the strongest and the trickiest.

>> No.21432499

Esudesu dragon was my idea. I distinctly remember asking for it back when we were on /a/

>> No.21432516

mating with monsters!

>> No.21432524

Unless its Dungeons and Dragons, where the ice dragons are weaker and less intelligent than other types.

>> No.21432532

So she's, uhh, marking her territory with those scratches or what?

>> No.21432552

Who's hyped for the return of narga?

>> No.21432560

You mean without continues?

>> No.21432561
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Me, despite not being a huge narga fan. I just like seeing old monsters in World

>> No.21432589


>> No.21432710

You gay son?

>> No.21432719

Big fat blast sacks

>> No.21432803

She sure is, because you'll be fucking her against that tree for some time.

>> No.21432817

Meant for >>21432532 but somehow managed to reply to myself.

>> No.21432854

i bet having your face into those glowing breasts is like closing your eyes in front a bright light and seeing red-orange-yellow everywhere

>> No.21432897
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>> No.21432929

Does anyone have that image of the greenworm edit so she has hands instead of those spikes?

>> No.21432937

i wanna touch this smoke hobo

>> No.21432960

cosplaying Zombie or more rugged Jiangshi?

>> No.21432963

How do aspiring momsters hope to obtain a husband? Do employers vet against momsters in jobs related to dealing with boys? Are momsters rare?

>> No.21432968

*non aspiring momsters
It would seem like a problem bottlenecking adult men if momsters had too much access to kids.

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Jiangshi would be my guess, but there's no way to tell unless we see her trying to stumble around or hop around

>> No.21432986

Momsters with a human son would be fairly rare, yes.

>> No.21433001

>Implying a whole pack of momsters don't wait out in the forest outside of human towns and take any young boy foolish enough to not listen to his parents
At that point she'd see herself doing a favor for him, since he did something as dangerous as walk into the woods and obviously needs better parenting

>> No.21433021

>Implying there wouldn't be a pack of lonely and very horny "hunters" ready to "save" the town

>> No.21433042

>implying the town isn't gearing up to "welcome" the monsters in to "integrate" and "enlighten" the primitives

>> No.21433048

>Are momsters rare
Hopefully, because this meme is stupid.

>> No.21433055

It seems to make a lot of sense minus fucking the boy while he isn't growing up. Why look for your ideal man when you can just pick up any boy and raise him to be your ideal man?

>> No.21433062

Because monsters are fine with anyone.

>> No.21433080

Not with me

>> No.21433107

That's because you're an alp.

>> No.21433158

I would like to join these "momster hunters". Sounds like a cool group. Any special requirements to join?

>> No.21433176

I'd rather hunt them instead. I can use one to teach my younger colleagues about her weaknesses and how to handle species like her so that they can catch one of their own.

>> No.21433190

exactly. The younger generations need to know how to handle momsters and deal with their predations.

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