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>> No.21443725

Maids are olev, especially shinies.

>> No.21443735

BIG snakes

>> No.21443739

once you go meido, you'll never go afraido

>> No.21443743
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Hey! Listen!

>> No.21443744

But I like Alfredo! Can we at least keep fettuccine?

>> No.21443759
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big tails!

>> No.21443763

I agree with this statement

>> No.21443775
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Is there anything more ominous than a happy Yeti?

>> No.21443794

>no fairy gf to ride on your shoulder and tug on your ear

>> No.21443808

How do Ice Queens survive the summer heat? Do they have their husband fetch lots of ice cream and ice baths?

>> No.21443827

Do you guys have your oc thought out?

>> No.21443837

You mean like waifu OC?

>> No.21443838

I like aggressive fairy companions that tell bitches to back off from their man. Wandering scholar's a lucky dude.

>> No.21443915

working on it

>> No.21443916
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How do I defeat a mindflayer trying to read my mind? Do I fill my thoughts with strong emotions or do I just focus on something else like lewd thoughts?

>> No.21443917

A sad, crying Yeti that just saw the article about climbers dying on Everest from overcrowing and long lines

>> No.21443926


>> No.21443929

>She particularly enjoys playing with your lobe.
>Sometimes she'll hover around your ear, running her hands on it

>> No.21443933

think about handholding when you are close to mgs who can read your mind.

>> No.21443949

Think about how cute she is

>> No.21443964

Memes. Also, anything that gives you really, really psychotic acid nightmares.

>> No.21443965

I started to write out a backstory and it's outline is done. Don't know if I will finish it.

>> No.21443983

>*heh I bet I he thinks about lewds*
>the very moment a mindflayer touches you she starts shaking and her mouth is foaming from meme OD.

>> No.21443986


Not at all.

>> No.21443990

If a harem counts I've got backstories, heights, ages and all that thought out for them all. Names are the hard part but over half of them are named now.

>> No.21444001

Just play some co-op games with her you two would be perfectly in sync

>> No.21444019

>assuming you mean waifu
Partially? I only just got around to commissioning art of her earlier this month but I know her name, personality and basic backstory. I fantastise about living with her all the time but most of it is us just enjoying each other's company or fucking like bunnies.
When it comes to extended family I've only thought about her mother and maybe what her two sisters are like.

>> No.21444026

Crying because she didn't cause those deaths?

>> No.21444036

I'm still working on my own setting, if you mean waifu yes.

>> No.21444099

i've only ever thought about living an isolated life with waifu and maybe seeing other mg's in the area sometimes

>> No.21444110

what ways would drama between monster girls in high school work

>> No.21444118

Insulting each other's mofu

>> No.21444123

>Did you see that bitch becky she dyed her tail hot pink what a fuckin slut I mean really

>> No.21444129

cliques would pop up. Examples being the Goo Gals, Princess, Delinquents, Animals, The Maijin, and maybe a "nerd" clique.

>> No.21444135

>All the girls in the lamia towns are petty and jealous of each other
>They all think every other girl except them is a whore

>> No.21444136

I wanna see a catfight

>> No.21444137

Same, but I sometimes imagine her mum or sisters showing up for visits occasionally.

>> No.21444146
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So who here is hype'd for burning edge's finale?

>> No.21444147

Just go to the jinko temple.

>> No.21444172

but I want to see them fight while dressed casually

>> No.21444174

Invite two rivals to the mall at the same time then.

>> No.21444205

What if they don't want to fight in front of you because they think it would make them look bad so the two of them begrudgingly go along with you to the mall

>> No.21444219


>> No.21444221

Then you have to date two tigers.

>> No.21444227

That just means the need to distract you so that whenever you look away they can fight but the moment you look back they are calm and collected albeit maybe their hair is a big crazy and their clothes a tiny bit ripped

>> No.21444234

>my own setting
A town, kingdom or entirely new setting? I'm curious.
I'm pretty excited, it's rare a long story actually reaches a conclusion here and it's nice to know beast has stuck with it to the end.

>> No.21444243

As long as Nadia fucks Kenneth all will be good.

>> No.21444244

Then yes. I have thought of what i would like her to look like as well as a few scenarios for her corruption and Had some thoughts on adventures we could have.

>> No.21444251

Ive got name and looks generally thought out but not personality and backstory

>> No.21444265

Entirely "new".

>> No.21444270

I miss when these threads were on /a/

>> No.21444283
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I want curse a rata with more mofu!

>> No.21444291

a curse for her is a blessing for us

>> No.21444313

i have 20 of them. i think i'm borderline autistic but at least i have 20 fleshed out waifus with great personalities

>> No.21444317

it would be a very silent gathering if hers did come

>> No.21444325

I don’t

>> No.21444326
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I'm almost scared to ask but tell us anon, not asking for life story but a short greentext description would be nice

>> No.21444333

>lunch time almost always has 4+ cheshires teleporting around tossing insults at eachother
>the 2 jinko gangs park at tables adjacent to eachother so they can stare the other gang down the entire time
>somewhere in one of the darker school alleys or the girls bathroom 2 cait sith are having a knife fight while the werecats sit on the sidelines making bets

>> No.21444335

Wikifag here, I'm done. All the galleries have been reuploaded. Now I'll be updating them with this week's new images.
After that, I'll continue grabbing images from MGU for like a week or two.

>> No.21444344

sounds like catnip needs to be added to the mix

>> No.21444350

a quick rundown of all 20 of them?

>> No.21444351

Thanks, I'd been waiting for this to help introduce an interested friend to MGE stuff.

>> No.21444370

Of course you wouldn't

>> No.21444371

>Catnip gets thrown on them
>Cheshires are too busy rolling around in it to care about pranks or teleporting
>Jinko gangs reach uneasy alliance, that turns into easy alliance as they sit around talking about their training regimens, swapping tips about nutrition, and soon turns into talking about boys they like it turns out the leaders of each gang like the same boy so fighting is back on
>Cait siths are fighting over catnip while the cat girls watching are betting with it

>> No.21444392

They were much worse on /a/, early /jp/ was when all the fun times happened.

>> No.21444393

Give us 40 lines about your 20 girls

>> No.21444402

I feel slightly less guilty about having 11 monster girls now.
Main thing is you're happy that way anon, don't let anyone ever let you think otherwise.

>> No.21444408

I feel like this could easily be a song reference.

>> No.21444431

I honestly don't think I could do anything but strict monogamy. I mean there is another girl I really like almost as much but I can't imagine my self with more than 1 monster. To me all sense of intimacy and romance falls apart when more then 2 people are involved.

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>> No.21444436

Maybe it is, maybe two lines is enough to get the gist of a person. Either way, I’d like to hear what kind of variety you have, or lack there of.

>> No.21444437

Dhampir are really cute I wanna tease one by showering her a cut on my finger knowing that she wouldn't actually suck it

>> No.21444444

Other way around

>> No.21444455

I see she's graped herself...or perhaps toasted would be a better description

>> No.21444461

I want to bait a dhampir by acting and dressing provocatively so she eventually snaps and cant hold back her urge to rape me and drain me of blood.

>> No.21444465

What monsters give the best kisses?

>> No.21444470

Exiled Elf that forgoes magic and archery in the favor of guns, explosives, and motorcycles

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>> No.21444474

One that wears heavy armor, has a great axe, and huge muscles

>> No.21444481

Yep, I have one cutie and I even got pictures of her.

>> No.21444484

What is a dealbreaker for you?

>> No.21444498


>> No.21444503

Loli, /ss/, incest, and mind manipulation.

>> No.21444505

i get put into the non-stop cock-milking rape dimension in my sleep by a rabid shoggoth

>> No.21444509

>Bird girls use 'Peck' as a swear word

>> No.21444513

How do ice girls handle hotter regions I wonder

>> No.21444518

Having to transform for her

>> No.21444521

Actual loli looking loli.

>> No.21444523

Loli, pregnancy/wanting kids, mind control, /d/ fetishes in general.

>> No.21444525

>we go to an Italian restaurant
>she asks if they have anything gluten free

>> No.21444529

Do they unironically say "flock off, featherface"?

>> No.21444530

You know what? Adding this too. Its an instant red flag.

>> No.21444532

Furry, mindbreak, pegging.
Probably some other things

>> No.21444535

Tsundere and belittling are two of the biggest.

>> No.21444536

Anon please, they may be birds but that's just silly.

>> No.21444539

No that's what I'll say to them.

>> No.21444569

furry, fat, loli, entrapment, being too sex crazed

>> No.21444570
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>you will never be a hero
>you will never reach such ridiculous levels of power lilims will have to bring their A-game if they want to put a ring on it

>> No.21444572
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You know those kiddie pools filled with ice that husky dogs love?

>> No.21444583

Retardedly disproportional /d/ breasts, asses, and body types.

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a hotdog riding a hotdog


>> No.21444599

Akaname, if you like the taste of poop.

>> No.21444603

I'm disappointed, I thought it was a real hotdog.

>> No.21444632

i forget that your coloring is so nice

>> No.21444634

Now that's some good shit right there.

>> No.21444639

Off topic faggot

>> No.21444649

I like stories with Male tsundere mc
Which is why I liked the pilot chapter of 12beast but didnt care for the actual series.

>> No.21444652

>Retardedly disproportional /d/ breasts

>> No.21444657

Which mg would do that?

>> No.21444659

Does anyone happen to have -sacrifice-'s pastes saved? I came back after a year hiatus due to having found a job and just now I saw he deleted them all months ago.

I'm in particular looking for that story of the kunoichi sent by the demon lord who falls in love with a knight. It was very cute.

Thanks in advance.

>> No.21444669
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Reminder that running a Goat Farm is hard mode.

>> No.21444671

>Reverse cowgirl handholding
Holy shit you massive degenerate.

>> No.21444680
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>> No.21444681
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Crabman's goats are the only girls I prefer over KC's. I love baphos and satyroses, but damn those goats from Monster Musume are just so damn lewd and far sexier in comparison.

>> No.21444682

Don't goats have pretty eyes

>> No.21444683

What kind of job?

>> No.21444687

I need money to live, or I wont be able to daydream about my waifu.

Devops. Tons of money to work 30 minutes and watch anime in the office the rest of the day.

But srsly, please help me find that paste. I can't believe nobody is archiving them after so many writers deleting them constantly.

>> No.21444693

I don't like huge breasts and I prefer flat chested lolis. I don't have to defend my tastes to anyone this shit is subjective. But half the cow shit people sometimes post where there breasts are beach ball sized + and hanging down well below their belly buttons or a bunch of oppai loli shit where their breasts are 50%+ of their body weight.

>> No.21444702

OC characters are boring. Post OC species.

>> No.21444721
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Goats are GOAT

>> No.21444726

Agreed. Satan guide my cock because I'd fuck one way too much.

>> No.21444735

>Not letting the whole group take you at once in the hot springs or in bed

>> No.21444756

Would seraphims be an oc species?

>> No.21444772

they have freaky eyes

>> No.21444788

Well might as well try to take all of them at once though who knows what would happen to my pelvis.

>> No.21444800

No their eyes look awesome

>> No.21444816
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>> No.21444826

traditional marriage ceremony

>> No.21444834

>When Onii-chan has the repeating numerals

>> No.21444837

who let the leprechaun in this thread again

>> No.21444838


>> No.21444841

At what point does it become non traditional? Would her wearing a black dress be enough, or are you against the whole idea of weddings?

>> No.21444856

the whole idea of what we now call a wedding

>> No.21444917


>> No.21444923

I like tall busty dominant women

>> No.21444932


>> No.21444936

Yes. Just because KC panders to your shit fetish doesn’t mean the rest of us like it.

>> No.21444948

Be that as it may anon, if you're a loli hater in this thread you're either new or you have some strange masochism issues.

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I agree 100%, god tier taste. Overly disproportional oppai is absolute dog shit, oppai loli especially.

If oppai fags feel the need to reply to this, it only further confirms how shit your taste is.

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Then get yourself an oni, they're all those things along with buff

>> No.21444953

How does not wanting to fuck a loli mean that you masochism issues?

>> No.21444955
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Feel the eel!
More coiling would've been nice, but beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.21444959

Go be mad somewhere else faggots, got your taste alright but don’t start shitting on the rest

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>He took the bait

>> No.21444968

That's not what I meant anon, I meant that if you hate loli so much I just don't see how it's healthy or comfortable to be in a thread that loves them so much.

>> No.21444969

when i'm having masturbating and cumming, i like to spread my legs, that's why i don't like lamia a lot and prefer mermaids. this is kinda going somewhere for me

>> No.21444975

Because, unlike most people in this thread, I don't throw a bitchfit when something that I dislike is posted.

>> No.21444978

cheshire cat sucks, i hope she marries an ugly bastard with a small dick like myself

>> No.21444985

I just ignore it. Even though its getting harder with that sahu fag sperging about his waifu species every thread.

>> No.21444997

She intentionally slips and fall over you doesn't she. I bet she asks him to take responsibility too

>> No.21445039

I'm not gonna lie. That pic you linked looks like absolute dog shit.

>> No.21445040

I wish there was an alp doujin .

>> No.21445044

Do you usually lie?

>> No.21445053

I sometimes lie and tell many of the MGE drawfags and commissioners that their pics are nice when some of them are clearly garbage. But this one was too far gone, even for me.

>> No.21445067
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I'm not a fan of alps at all, but I think it'd be interesting to see a doujin of someone alping by being trained by a succubus and then both the new alp and succubus double-team the man that the new alp was interested in. It'd be a difficult fap nonetheless, but I could probably manage it.

>> No.21445080

For some reason, no matter how I wack it, I always end up with my left leg straight and my right leg bent into a four position.

>> No.21445084

How would the thread react?

>> No.21445091

Secretly angry or displeased, but fapping to it anyways.

>> No.21445092

If it was made by KC himself than probably most would divorce him faster than crab and MGE would be put on a black list.

>> No.21445096 [DELETED] 

I ain't fapping to anything involving men.

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>How would the thread react?
Do you really need to ask?

>> No.21445100

Go back you fucking faggots.

>> No.21445102

I ain't fapping to anything involving alps.

>> No.21445103

>I get fired. My wife leaves me for a guy who sells refrigerators. My kids, grow up to be disrespectful brats. Now this... a Goddamn Alp doujin!? Seriously!?

>> No.21445104

>off topic trash
Name a better combination.

>> No.21445108
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>be married to an Echidna
>every time she gets pregnant, you always worry about how you'll take care of another species you don't know that much about
>lucky, your wife seems to be genetically programmed for mothering all types of monsters
>even while she was pregnant with your mermaid daughter, she instinctively started picking out the cutest aquarium/cradle for her
>one day she gets pregnant again, but this time she seems unsure of herself
>when she finally gives birth, it turns out to be some new breed of monster girl
>she starts panicking, clueless for the first time on how to raise her new daughter
>you decide it's time to step up and show her what years of raising a multitude of different daughters has taught you
>for once, you're the rock she can lean on

>> No.21445115

I get the reference but fuck off with this

>> No.21445122
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KC has made furshit characters, bestiality canon in the setting, and many other degenerate things. No one's gonna divorce him at all. At most, it'll just get ignored like the siths or some fake outrage.

Besides if he's gonna make another doujin, it's gonna be vampire one. I guaran-fucking-tee you.

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Well I like tall busty docile women

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>KC Vampire doujin

Hope she bites her bloodbag until he ahegaos

>> No.21445148

The collective REEEs would be enough to summon a Mucus Toad

>> No.21445153

If I had any say in it, I would want a bapho/sabbath related doujin maybe runya in particular, but I got a feeling KC won't wanna make a doujin with a named canon character

>> No.21445155

Vampires are powerful!


>> No.21445161

>mucus toad shows up and rapes some anon's throat with her tongue
>thread goes full IT'S HAPPENING mode

>> No.21445171

If I recall correctly, when he originally stated he was gonna do a doujin, he put a poll up on his twitter account. It was between cheshire cat and vampire, and for awhile, vampire was way ahead with votes from the Eastern fanbase; that was, until the thread here picked up on it, and the Western fanbase flooded the poll with votes for cheshire cat as that was all the rage back then. Vampires are still very popular with the Eastern fanbase though, and I imagine it's still on KC's bucket list.

>> No.21445174

When KC discussed the MGE II cover, he tried to use one species of each type, and he mentioned that Cheshire Cat was his favorite Beastman.

I would imagine he would go for another one of his favorites from a different type.

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Baphomet is one of favorites...

>> No.21445184

I'd expect something kind of tourist-y with plenty of cameo species, like with the cheshire one.
A strong focus on a single environment whether it be desert, tundra, underwater, or pandemonium.

>> No.21445185

He's already dedicated entire books to baphos and dragons. I doubt we'll see them anytime soon in a doujin from him. My bets are on an undead or Zipangu based girl.

>> No.21445189

What's with Japs and vampires anyway?

>> No.21445193

Chuuni stuff?

>> No.21445201

Who knows. It's probably a cultural or subconscious thing.

I'm not a Jap, but I do enjoy vampires. They're not in my top ten or anything, but I'd rank them higher than most. I definitely wouldn't complain if I got paired up with one on the Day of the Rape.

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Can succubi turn human women into succubutts?

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>> No.21445217

Most species can turn a human women into the same species unless it's said they can't I'm pretty sure

>> No.21445223

Do not make fun of chubby jinkos, they've got muscle beneath that pudge.

Also, don't understimate P'Orcs simply because they're 'pigs'.
They're more buff than fat.

>> No.21445226

Because sometimes they have good taste.

I thought the normal thing was to be turned into succubus.

>> No.21445237

Incorrect. Only a few species can turn a woman into one of their own, but typically they are the ones that will attack human woman on sight. Examples include Succubus, Werewolf, Mucus Toad, and Vampires, but the latter only do it rarely out of pride.

I'm pretty sure WG1 or MGE I covered the types of transformation. And the Another Story games exhibit various types of transformations, though most involve cursed items.

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Would it be to the same degree of a normal succubus or lesser?

>> No.21445243

Oh sorry my mistake

>> No.21445254

Lesser for the most I'd guess.

>> No.21445261

Can elf women become other monster species or do they stay an elf when monsterized?

>> No.21445263

Tall Flat domineering vampires are cute

>> No.21445267

Anon, what is an elf

>> No.21445268

Yeah lesser for most. IIRC Wilmarina skipped the lesser succ part because she got turned by Druella herself.

One of the transformations in the 2nd Another Story game shows the heroine breathing in too much demonic energy in Lescatie and turning into a lesser succubus.

>> No.21445275

I want muscle elves.
Big, buff knife eared girls

>> No.21445279

A miserable little pile of lewdity. But enough talk… Have at you!

>> No.21445282

Elves can become whatever so long as they aren't already monsterized. The type you see in the profile are just their generic succubus variant and the most common.

>> No.21445283

There is that half elf, half human, half werewolf chick.

>> No.21445293

I'm 99.99% sure if a women exists near a were cat long enough sure turns into a were cat due to the constant exposure to werecat flavored demonic energy.
If it's just generating demonic energy like eating demon realm food or existing in a demon realm the default is going succubus. Having sex with an incubi means they turn into whatever partner that incubi has or succubus. If its multiple partners it's a grab bag for what she turns into.

>> No.21445296

Meaning succubi can graduate from being lesser?

>> No.21445305

I dont think it works like that, but at the same time i hope it does. Same for dwarves.

I want a doujin about an unmarried incubus monsterizing a nun via consensual sex.

>> No.21445314

Exactly. A Lesser Succubi will eventually become a full one by having sex with her husband.

>> No.21445333

I think it’s like this:
When a Human will monsterize, her default form will be a succubus, with a lesser succubus acting as an intermediary phase
When a female Elf monsterizes, they will turn into an Elf monster, etc.

>> No.21445341

Fem elves last I checked just turn into elf succubi or elf variants of mamano.

>> No.21445343

One about a mage leveldraining an Incubus to become a powerful monstergirl sorcereress would be great.

>> No.21445350

Or elf/dwarf incubus in the case of males.

>> No.21445352

how do you get turned into a succubus? they just inject you with demon energy or something?

>> No.21445359

That could be wonderfully lewd.

>> No.21445365

Isnt that what he said? Elf succubi are just normal looking elves but lewder and elf variants being other monster species.

>> No.21445369

I want to expose her to the sun

>> No.21445372

Just absorb enough demonic energy from the sorrounding or take a direct shot of it. Only a few monsters have special ways of monsterizing human women that isnt an offshoot of those methods.

>> No.21445379

I mistook it as some kind of standalone species he was calling "elf monster".

>> No.21445392
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Why does this general exist?

>> No.21445394

To fuck loli vampires

>> No.21445396

Because an /a/ moderator shitposted in them for months until he had enough of a reason to kick them off of /a/, then the general came here and gave the /jp/ mods a reason to destroy what was left of the old guard.

>> No.21445399

Are you memeing? Everyone loves vampires.

>> No.21445400

Because you're a dumb nigger.

>> No.21445403

Specifically to upset you and make you feel like shit anon, what do you think?

>> No.21445411

I see more vampires in manga than anything else. I've also seen more manga adaptations of Alice in Wonderland than anything else for some reason.

>> No.21445412

It's just one of the fastest ways to gain magical power. Get an incubus, make his emissions extra quick with demonic energy with spells, and drain it all into yourself so you gain everything.

>> No.21445422

What, you've never read Tsukuhime before?

>> No.21445427

Curry is best girl.

>> No.21445435

Does it count if I played a bunch of Melty Blood?

>> No.21445439

And isnt the fastest way to absorb energy through the vagina?

>> No.21445449

Depends on the monster. Some do it via the mouth, tail, or skin to.
Pretty sure wights, glaciers, vamps, dhamps, and ice queens absorb it better via suppository means.

>> No.21445462

Yes. Many mages spent years increasing the mana they can channel through study and practice. Why go though all of that when you can extract magical supplements from any Incubi?

>> No.21445491

Was talking about human women.

Exactly and if you happen to fall in love then that's not so bad either.

>> No.21445498

Anon, she's a mindFLAYER. She doesn't read, she slurps. It's like a tender ear cleaning, only more... intimate and...sensual...

You should consider yourself lucky.

>> No.21445527

Oh! HUMAN women. Well that's an entirely different story. The vagina is the traditional transfer point but some do it via the mouth, the skin, and some via suppository means.
I even hear of forbidden techniques cropping up from time to time like handholding.

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Which monstergirl gives the best paizuris? For me, it's kitsunes, dude.

>> No.21445604

The imp or familiar that's leveldraining me.

>> No.21445613

for me its the Pslimes or Dorome.

>> No.21445625

titmouse harpies

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>> No.21445693

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go to the local summer martial arts tourney to see all forms of monsters go at it!
From the usual Kakuen, jinkos, and hinezumis to more exotic things like medusas and nightmares, you can see all sorts of girls there!

>> No.21445713

Canonically Holstaurs.

>> No.21445722
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Accidentally closed the tab after writing this post the first time and had to redo it. Fuck me.
>I see more vampires in manga than anything else.
Is that any surprise as someone who frequents a monster girl general on an otaku board?
That's just sufficiently popular stuff. Vampires worm their way into a lot of Western fantasyshit. And who knows how many bodice rippers involve hot vampire guys -- tens of thousands?
>I've also seen more manga adaptations of Alice in Wonderland than anything else for some reason.
Because Japan became familiar with Alice in Wonderland and authors are creating works that take from it like the West did and still does (though the surge ended a century ago, apparently).

Vampires and Alice in Wonderland are incredibly popular/well-known and, most importantly, not protected by copyright. Given the amount of manga produced, the popularity of said form of media (unlike Western comics), and your familiarity with it, I'm not at all surprised that you encounter them frequently.

I'm actually reading Pandora Hearts (volume 10) at this very moment. Alice is 2cute.
And I was reading a Vampire the Masquerade book (Road of Humanity) earlier today.

>> No.21445752

Love comes after she wrings you dry of mana and is crackling with energy.

>> No.21445761

Human. It's a monster in the same way an elf or a dwarf is a monster.

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Kakuen Monks of the Monkey's Paw Style!

>> No.21445811
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>tfw actually took the time to go through the full absurdity of Cross Ange

Great, now I'm stuck in dragon girl mode.

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Speaking of vampires, did you remember to feed your mistress today anons?

>> No.21445837

But I don't have a mistress.

>> No.21445851

But I need my rare blood inside of me

>> No.21445855

>Be Unmarried Incubi
>Get hired by some high ranking mage.
>All i gotta do is have sex with her.
>Encouraged to creampie her every time.
>Great body with big heaving tits and fat ass.
>However no kissing rule and the sex is emotionless.
>Although still fall in love with her.
>She still pushes me away when i go for a kiss.
>Year goes by and she has become an uber mage.
>Also fell deeper in love.
>Still no reciprocation.
>Given up by this point and simply lay down for her to mount me.
>As she starts riding notice she is more alive.
>Slowly get into it more in response.
>Eventually we both climax
>just as it happens she pulls me in for a great big kiss.
I tried.

>> No.21445861

That's very good.

>> No.21445884

Why? Your life will be infinitely better with a caring mistress to dote on you. All she asks for return is just a tiny amount of your blood everyday.

Oh come on now, that's just silly. Is having some blood in your veins more important than making your mistress happy?

>> No.21445897

My Dear Hatter Wife!
I love her! I love her so much!!!

>> No.21445913

dhampir or vampires which do you like more?

>> No.21445918

Ive been thinking about giving my kakuen a different fur color

>> No.21445921

For some reason I associate Dhampirs with big delicious asses and Vampires with big delicious tits.
I think I lean dhampirs.

>> No.21445927

I like Dhampirs because they would make better childhood friends

>> No.21445930

Which one is cooler?

>> No.21445935

Undead are naturally cold, so I would say Vampire since Dhampir is technically only half undead.

>> No.21445948

Actually, having a vampire as a childhood friend would be grand.

As a vampire, she needs to act like all snobby and nobly all the time but you know she is actually a clueless, innocent girl because you grew up with her so you can always tease her mercilessly whenever she gets in to her 'act'.

>> No.21445972

sloppy zombie that gets it all over herself and you get to watch her lick it off her own breasts

>> No.21445979

>Why? Your life will be infinitely better with a caring mistress to dote on you. All she asks for return is just a tiny amount of your blood everyday.
I don't so well with losing blood and I'd rather a vampire not learn such a thing.

>> No.21446014

must be fun being a body-positive nudist in a heavily populated demon realm where everyone can see you in your birthday suit

>> No.21446023
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God i love bloodsuckers.

>> No.21446044

As someone who considers the neck an extremely erogenous zone...so do I

>> No.21446062
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Why aren't you praising Bacchus right now anon?

>> No.21446069

I just did earlier this evening.

Goodnight everybody!

>> No.21446075

Wine aunts sound like cool monsters to hang out with.

>> No.21446079

>Oh come on now, that's just silly. Is having some blood in your veins more important than making your mistress happy?
A Dhampir told me I shouldn't have a mistress or give out my blood

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>> No.21446102

Big fat snek what, anon?

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>> No.21446123

I have an OC lilim. She helps humans learn about monsters, gain courage, and subdue them.

>> No.21446133
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I told myself I'd rewrite her story but I'm still stuck writing other stuff.

>> No.21446135


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Soft snek

>> No.21446145

Is having more than 1 Wifepire possible?
What if they're all hungry?

>> No.21446150

Translation when

>> No.21446158
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do ya now?

>> No.21446162

>Man face

>> No.21446164

day after tomorrow

Not soon enough

>> No.21446167

Not soon enough

At least the others were translated so I'm going to assume eventually™

>> No.21446169

same but petite

>> No.21446186

What is Victoria's stand?

>> No.21446192

i want a wine goat to sit on my lap and pass wine to me mouth to mouth

>> No.21446198

this but with a wine goat who is much bigger than me

>> No.21446217

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find a perfect vampire mistress who would make all your silly little worries go away.

Surely, you don't believe in any of those foul, ill-natured propaganda those despicable races are sprouting? I mean, look at them. What have they achived as a spieces other than leeching off fame and reputation from noble creatures like vampires? Absolutely nothing. Any sensible men would stay as far away from them as possible, let alone listening to them.

Well, if you serve more than one mistress, and if they are all hungry, you would have no choice but to feed all of them, wouldn't you? I mean, it was you who got in to that situation at the first place.

>> No.21446225
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Shall we discuss payment options?

>> No.21446243

>discussing payment before even displaying goods or offering services
can she even into basic economics?

>> No.21446244

Does she accept Visa?

>> No.21446245
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Atleast 3 translated Hroz got in sadpanda

>> No.21446250

>displaying goods
She's sitting on a fine tail there, though.

>> No.21446252

Thats all she needs to learn.

>> No.21446254

Would be a lot better if you removed that lump of flesh underneath her stomach. It kind of makes it look like she has a back on her pelvis, it's odd

>> No.21446268

Beat it you, I'm convinced you have it out for my poor car.

>> No.21446271

A man can't possibly have enough blood to feed two or more wives.

>> No.21446276

Hroz should do a Troll doujinshi, his proportions are spot on

>> No.21446279

That's why I had extra blood put into my veins before we started playing mahjong!

>> No.21446290

Imagine a Tanuki run “Dosneyland” with a raccoon instead of a mouse along with the leaf being the new symbol hidden everywhere. I bet they put all kinds of Gremlins and Art Faries to work to make it successful.

>> No.21446297

Little Tanuki playing Rollercoaster Tycoon!

>> No.21446307

I assume a Incubus with a vampire wife/wives would produce more blood than normal

>> No.21446308

Who would win in a lawsuit, Disney or Tanuki?

>> No.21446311

fairies are cute but i want one at hug size

>> No.21446316

Like a Titania?

>> No.21446317

Is that different from a titania?

>> No.21446324

Looks good.
just gotta add nips and a creampie bubble somewhere.

>> No.21446325

titania is a super fairy queen which is different

>> No.21446329

So a fairy but around the size of a titania?

>> No.21446332

The optimal height for a Fairy is between 2 and 3 feet.

>> No.21446339

I want to teach lewd things to a titania, but keep it a secret from all her fairy sisters.

>> No.21446345

She's wearing clothes. How can I discuss payment when I don't know what it is I'm paying for? Any trustworthy merchant will let you examine and inspect goods before buying.

>> No.21446348

How do they sit on your shoulder then, though

>> No.21446349

This gif is cute and fun and dangerously, painfully addicting. I can't stop watching, it's so hypnotic. Isn't that bad with shoggoths? Help.

>> No.21446353
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>paying for things

>> No.21446354

They can sit on them just fine anon. Do you have manlet shoulders anon?

>> No.21446369

How the hell am I supposed to pay for ravishing her at her place, get the layout from the inside and maybe set up an in or 2 while I'm there, and come back to rob her blind and steal her hand in marriage when you assholes keep spreading this around?!

>> No.21446375

3 feet is perfect. Any short and she'll have to stand on tiptoes to be level.

>> No.21446380

Shut up Garret

>> No.21446383

I do not anon, I just don't see the math for 2-3 foot fairy ass and a single shoulder

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Deluxe onahole is a good size

>> No.21446395

Different anon but 3 feet is the size of a small child. That could easily sit on your shoulder.

>> No.21446396

A kiki will do what she can to ensure that her mistress is happy.

>> No.21446399

They’d drop the charges and move forward with a merger

>> No.21446408

How can I get an echidna wife if I'm not some hero who will breeze through her dungeon?

>> No.21446412

Go Farquaad and hire someone to clear the dungeon for you.

>> No.21446414

Teddy bear size

>> No.21446418

Be a contractor who specializes in dungeon construction and maintenance.

>> No.21446421

I don't think she would appreciate that very much, she'd just fall in love with that guy. I think I've got to outsmart her tricks, rather than just brute force my way through.

>> No.21446427

Either way i concede realizing I do not remember the size of 2-3 foot tall people, apparently

>> No.21446429

That fairy needs to be filled with dick

>> No.21446433

I've got dolls that are right in that height range anon, trust me. It'll work just fine.

>> No.21446436
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Would your waifu be able to do daily life things like drive, work, go shopping or even cook?
Like fairies have problems reaching things, big meaty paws that can’t even hold a cellphone or a sandworm being too big for everything

>> No.21446439

see these fairies made me listen to this one audio of a chick pretending to be one and having to stretch around a cock

>> No.21446441

I’d say look for a backdoor. Surely she doesn’t go through all those levels and back when she goes to the market for some eggs and butter right?

>> No.21446443

Fucking die. Twitter screen caps are garbage and you should honestly kill yourself for trying to force them into this thread.

>> No.21446451


>> No.21446452

This is folly. Does she also fall in love with the sword rather than the man who swings it? The one who cleared the dungeon is a tool, nothing more!

>> No.21446454

No need to be that triggered

>> No.21446457

>Would your waifu be able to do daily life things like drive, work, go shopping or even cook?
No to all except cooking, she can breathe on things to make them edible.

>> No.21446459

I'm not proud

>> No.21446461

>well, ya see...this heres a load bearing wall. I can't blow it out for ya without my crew so we can put in a beam to keep the roof up. It'll cost ya around $5000.
>he gets about halfway through then disappears for the next 6 months and never returns your calls before finally showing up midwinter to do the rest after you've spent time and money finding and lining up a whole other crew

>> No.21446476

Maybe if I get one of those shaq-tier car conversions otherwise I don't think holsts would fit in modern vehicles.

>> No.21446483

Next time just keep it on /v/.

>> No.21446496

>See suspicious lamia in town market
>She's wearing a hood, and her tail has some unusual patterns on it
>An echidna
>Carefully follow her back to her dungeon in some ruins near a cave
>Turns out there's a secret route back in if you move certain stones in the right places
>Memorize the pattern, wait, and do it yourself
>"Oh, my destined hero! I am the treasure that awaits... Wait, you got in here the back way?"
>Doesn't matter got echidna wife

I've literally never done this before, sorry that it was ass but I couldn't help myself

>> No.21446497

When an owl girl asks who what is the right response

>> No.21446500

You who back

>> No.21446501


>> No.21446503

I think we'd live close enough to my waifu's work for her to walk or take public transportation to it. We would definitely still have a car though, my waifu and daughteru would love rides in the car.

>> No.21446517

Repeat as necessary.

>> No.21446536

The question isn’t who, but “why?”

>> No.21446557

you say "your baby daddy"

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>> No.21446596
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>You're forced to babysit your stupid younger brother at the park when you could be home playing Halo
>Mom and dad didn't even give you money for ice cream so you can't even enjoy that
>Luckily you brought your gameboy sp to play pokemon
>But unluckily you didn't charge it the night before and now it's almost dead, right at the elite four so you plan to speedrun them and save before it dies
>Your at 1% when you look up for a split second and notice a much, much older looking echidna is talking to your little brother
>You look back to your game thinking he can't be stupid enough to go with a complete stranger but his dumbass does
>He takes her hand probably on some false promise of candy in her van
>You're right at Gary and ready to smash his stupid smug face in
>You don't know if you turn it off will it turn back on again with such low power and the echinda is slithering away with your brother as you make your choice
>Do you sacrifice all your progress that you made and save your little brother?
>Or do you forsake him and continue to play pokemon?

>> No.21446602

Forget my brother, I want that echidna for myself!

>> No.21446604

I want to hear an Owl Mage make this kind of call.

>> No.21446607

Echidna's like to go for men who will be heroes, and that little brother is clearly very stupid, and doesn't have the makings of a hero. That can't be an Echidna.

>> No.21446615

He's a LITTLE brother. You can always get another one of those. Kick gary's ass and let the stupid be culled from the herd.

>> No.21446618

Just run to her while fighting Gary

>> No.21446619

Maybe she needs help. What kind of hero would ignore someone in need?

>> No.21446625

Heroes are for the people not for one person. Taking time to help one person wastes time he could be doing something that benefits everyone.
Very unhero-like.

>> No.21446627

>be culled from the herd
>with preggo gacha womb snake

>> No.21446631

Then how come heroes always take side quests or grind for more loot?

>> No.21446651

He's too stupid to be a hero. He won't survive the night.
Catering to the danuki element by showing they have a sense of greed. This earns them popularity points plus they get funded because hero gear isn't cheap.
It's like being a nascar driver but instead of slapping stickers on your car you get husbandu'd and maybe say "this attack is sponsored by -insert corp./co. name here-"

>> No.21446657

if you save him then you become the hero

>> No.21446745

>heroes just go around saving eachother in some reverse highlander shit
>at the end of the day there can be only one

>> No.21446784

Don't monster girls keep tabs on male heroes I remember hearing that somewhere?

>> No.21446793

I bet monstergirls have hero sluts the same way we have power sluts.
>Work up the courage to approach a high ranking monster
>She asks your name
>She breaks out a binder labeled "Heroes" and flips to the A section
>"Nope, sorry, you're not in here, no can do. Come back when you've made a name for yourself."
Now what?

>> No.21446795

obviously make a name for myself

>> No.21446796

Just keep trying monsters care more about how much you want them then status

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Name a more disappointing sequel, I'll wait

>> No.21446813

Oh boy, who DOESN'T like surprise benis fucking everywhere all the time?

It wasn't the first timefor that artist, but I was hoping it wouldn't happen again

>> No.21446823

You have to start off by defeating and capturing low-level monsters, then work your way up until you gain notoriety as a blue-baller (whatever the female equivalent is).

>> No.21446830

>You have to start off by defeating and capturing low-level monsters

Time to go back to the Maus Hills zone.

>> No.21446832

Nothing could ever disappoint anyone more than you.

>> No.21446835

How can a male Hero remain unmarried long enough to have his name known through out the MGs?

If you defeat lizardman, they become crazy and you would have to marry them.

If you defeat hinezumi, they too become somewhat crazy and make you marry them.

Hell, if you defeat dragon, they go all mere on you so you would have to marry them.

Honestly, any male Hero unmarried that long would have a horde of MGs stalking him everywhere he goes.

>> No.21446857

By being a psychopath who kills all the MGs he fights.

>> No.21446864

To be fair what about one who doesn't run into lizardmen,hinezumi etc

>> No.21446868

Those type of people don't becomes heroes I'm pretty sure it's said you have to have a kind heart

>> No.21446898

Those basements full of giant mice aren't going to clear themselves. You're going to need a lot of rope or something.

They form a harem as party allies that help him fight other monsters to minimize competition. They want to make sure he doesn't fall to something awful, like that purple teleporting skank.

>> No.21446900

Thinking that any group of human beings aren’t going to have their fair share of bad apples is blindingly optimistic to put it kindly. Besides, we already know that very powerful people in the Order can also be evil.

>> No.21446903

According to KC, being an evil psychopath is a major turn-off for MGs, so I guess that kind of Hero would never make his name on the roaster.

Not even Echidnas, Ogres, Orcs or Baphomets? What kind of Hero is he, a Kobold-chaser?

>> No.21446917

>You will never mess up your first mission with the Fighter's Guild. By getting overpowered and tied up by the mice you were supposed to clear from a basement.

>> No.21446928

To be able to get a chef god blessing To break your human limit you can't just be a crazy killer if you were you wouldn't receive that blessing meaning you would never reach some absurd amount of strength you probably only ever be some small time murder at best never a hero

>> No.21446941

A man wouldn’t even need to be a to be hellbent on killing MGs. Propaganda is a powerful thing, as is a lack of information.
Imagine being a kid being raised in a normal family. One day your dad disappears, and some old guy in a robe is telling you and your mother that he was killed and eaten by monsters. Imagine being constantly told that the things that, as far as you know, killed your father are humanity’s age-old enemies, and that slaying them is a righteous duty.
In the end, it’s probably only Ares’s protection that’s preventing monster vs human battles from being a lot bloodier.

>> No.21446947

Of course I wouldn't. I draw them out with an appetizing scent before throwing out the net. After that you just need to leash them in some way and drag them out a bunch at a time. The cages are a bit small, but I don't plan on keeping them in there.

>> No.21446955

Or hell, just the fear of becoming a monster's slave may be enough to make someone unhesitant to use lethal force.

>> No.21446962

Not only that, monsters convincing men to leave their families for them. It would result in a ton of abandoned children who grow up wanting to kill the monsters no matter how attractive they were.

>> No.21446966

Do they really do that? Wouldn't MGs just monsterize the wife too if their love interest already has a spouse?

>> No.21446970

>Happily married to someone
>some monster wants you too
>barges its way into your life and turns your wife into a succubus
I know this thread is naturally biased towards liking this sort of thing, but most people would take issue with it.

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Gotta turn in that quest, then collect some bounties, then maybe some day I'll catch the attention of that cool, high-ranking Dragonewt Warrior I have a crush on!

>> No.21446976

Monsters usually don’t go for married men period. However, there’s several factors that could break this rule. What if the man is in a loveless marriage but only staying for the kids? What if he’s taken to the bottom of the sea or Wonderland, where it could take him years to come back (and no real hope that his wife would wait for him that long).

>> No.21446984

>Monsters usually don’t go for married men period.

Yeah, I forgot about this part. It's probably more 'KC-approvable' if they turn into monsters themselves due to the exposure to mamono mana and stuffs.

>> No.21446998

>It's probably more 'KC-approvable' if they turn into monsters themselves due to the exposure to mamono mana and stuffs.
That’s a tenuous proposition. In order to do so one would need to infiltrate what is most likely Order territory, discreetly extract a wife and any children, then make it back out. Don’t forget the wife herself us very likely loyal to the Order from a lifetime of propaganda.
The extremist organization seems to have part if its forces dedicated to this process. But there’s no guarantee that the missing husband in question would be defeated and captured by extremist forces specifically.

>> No.21447010

There's one other problem with monsters, and that is the psychological effects of kidnapping for both the victim and those that know him. Most men have friends, family, even acquaintances that they will miss dearly. Even if they lived in some communist shithole they're still going to be distraught from never being able to see their family again, or at least not after he's essentially become a walking biohazard in the Order's eyes. If the man had nothing to lose other than the conveniences of freedom, then it wouldn't be so bad, but even then there's >>21446955.

In the case of a man being written off as practically dead, he would be pretty upset if his wife didn't allow him to see his family again, or at least communicate with them via mail.

>> No.21447032

>not having a body made of swords
>not having a mind of steel
>not having so little self esteem you dismiss the possibility of romance out of hand
Do you even seigi no mikata?

>> No.21447038
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Mosura, ya, Mosura!

>> No.21447044

Just throw a Saber valkyrie

>> No.21447052

Your forgetting that humans are usually much weaker than monster it's only heroes than can contend with monster and those heroes don't have the heart to kill most of the time

>> No.21447076

It's the weekend, I guess.

>> No.21447117

Weekend till start till the fuckening happens

>> No.21447130

Ah yes, the weekend. In no way different from the rest of the week when you're a NEET living off the things your wife takes as tribute from the people who don't want their houses burned.

>> No.21447164
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The perfect time to settle things!

>> No.21447222
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>You're first quest at the adventurers guild is to clear a basement of rats
>You get there and are greeted by a rat girl and her husband
>They tell you that their daughters are NEETs and need someone to kick them out of the house for them
How would you go about completing this quest?

>> No.21447240
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Kicking kids out of the house when they have no means of supporting themselves is immoral.
I fall on my knees and weep at the lack of paternal love in this world. Is there no hope left? Even the best laid plans of mice and men crumble to dust! Ai ya!

>> No.21447253

Does marriage out to my place count?

>> No.21447281

Well then that's the moral issue on you're part anon, if the parents can't support them any longer and aren't willing to help themselves then what is there left to do? You could give them the money you earned from the quest so they don't go hungry and homeless for a time being, you could help them find jobs or even take them with as your party members
They only want them out of the house, but would probably see this as blessing since they finally have a chance at getting grandchildren

>> No.21447290

> you could help them find jobs or even take them with as your party members
So now I'm saddled with a horde of untrained interns who can fit in tiny little places and move quietly.
I'm switching to the Thief's Guild, actually.

>> No.21447303

If you help them find a job or take them as a party members they might develop feelings for you is this quest an elaborate way to get there daughters a man?

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This is actually one of my worst irrational fears in life. I think about "What if psychic people exist and can hear this? I'd better not think fucked up shit, oh no now I'm thinking fucked up shit." all the time.

I fucking hate the idea that I'll think something I don't actually mean and whoever it is will form a negative opinion of me.

>> No.21447338
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Tanith easily. What self-respecting family man wouldn't want a baby-crazy yandere snake or lizardgirl wife?

>> No.21447361
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Would high-end girls like Pharaohs, Wights, Vampires and various Elves go to fitness clubs to counteract the devastating, figure-destroying power of rich diets?

>> No.21447380
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>Help them find a job running a supply shop
>Three of them work so hard that the aging owner passes it onto them
>Between quests you always go there for all your shopping needs
>You even get a sweet discount for helping them
>They ask you about your quests and you tell them how dangerous and perilous they've become
>Like how you had to swim to the bottom of a Kraken infested lake to get a rare black pearl
>Or the time you had to fight off a whole clan of Kunoichi by yourself, but thanks to the Law of Inverse Ninjas you defeated all of them easily
>Even the time you saved a young Dragon from a thunderstorm by climbing to the top of the mountain and climbing back down with her on your back
>Mention how she hugged you and called you her treasure
>They're biting their nails and begging you to retire from adventuring or in the very least to take safer jobs
>Chubby Pharaoh is walking down the hall of her progenitors
>Notices all their flat, stomachs and slim figures
>Compares to her own wide hips, large breasts and slight belly fat
>Makes her own royal gym and demands that the captain of her guard help her workout
>Months of hard work and dieting are finally paying off as she marvels at her shapely figure
>Whatever little fat that is left is all concentrated around her thighs and breasts
>Even thinks about how much better she looks compared to her ancestors
>Stops working out and falls back into her old habits to sitting on her throne and eating sweets while watching foreign romantic dramas
>Ignores all advice of her captain and stops working out
>Months later the whole process repeats itself

>> No.21447390

>yo-yo dieting Pharaoh
Is that a, dare I say it, JOJO REFERENCE?

>> No.21447460

I'd like to give a loli wight, vampire or ice queen spirit energy via suppository means if you know what I mean.

>> No.21447467

Cute modern hedonists!
They're also probably too arrogant to go and admit their figure isn't perfect.

>> No.21447689
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>> No.21447707

Femdom to the point of being enslaved/having no free will. Not a big fan of femdom at all really.

>> No.21447917

whoa, i hope this happens and not happens to me at the same time with a monster

>> No.21447920
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Cold and dead

>> No.21447938
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That's my mommy-wife, dude!

>> No.21447970

Hey, I had to hit the gym

>> No.21448103
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Weekends are for sleeping

>> No.21448112

Weresheep love the weekends

>> No.21448201

Evening bros. Which MGE do you think gives the best cuddles in bed under the covers when you both wake up feeling a bit cold? I feel like Sneks and Vamps are good candidates.

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Dragons. They could give winghugs and use their warm breath to make things super comfy.

>> No.21448221

Don't vampires sleep in coffins?

>> No.21448250

Undead are good for that kind of thing, imagine waking up and hugging a Wight only for her Lich friend to hug your back and pout thinking you were going to leave her out.

>> No.21448303

It's 11:30am

>> No.21448314

Kinda hard to argue with https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3510593

>> No.21448352
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This is pretty much just a "your waifu" question since I don't think there's many species who would actually be bad cuddlers sorry Skeletons.

>> No.21448378

this. My waifu is the best Cuddler.

>> No.21448427

I thought I was the only one. Sometimes commissions posted here look fucking terrible and I feel like that kid in the emperors new clothes when everyone is posting how great they look. I don't want to single out certain artists but there are a couple who always seem to get work despite clearly needing a few more years of practice before they even think of charging.

>> No.21448456

>I have no concept of other timezones

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>> No.21448521

What Monstergirls would be the type of wife to cuddle you a bit too long in the morning to keep you from work?

>> No.21448526


>> No.21448532
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P'orc harem. But as their master, you wouldn't be working. They'd serve you hand and foot.

>> No.21448553

Most of the drawfags are fairly good, anon. The worst I've seen were a couple in the discord who were clearly beginners but still asking for paid commissions.

>> No.21448563

Uh, it's afternoon here.

>> No.21448567

The other posters have the right idea. Dragons, Wights and Liches would be some of the best ones atleast if they come in loli or JC size.

>> No.21448583

What kind of monsters would insist you stay at home and now work because she is so rich?

>> No.21448597

Tanuki, Any Dragon, probably a dwarf or elven noble.

>> No.21448616

>elven noble.
Does she consider me a foolish human?

>> No.21448628

Well, you ARE human

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>still no cum animation
Damn. But the way he draws Ran-shama is way too sexy.

>> No.21448639

She certainly wouldn't be very vocal about her feelings. But-her eyes always soften when they see you after a day of dealing with elven politics. The apple of her eye, the delight of her day.

>> No.21448648

Oh those haughty elves.
Sounds nice, she deserves some nice food and a foot rub after such a long day.

>> No.21448676

Yeah, elves are silly.
Thats why you go for those shortstack dwarves.

>> No.21448699

Shortstack dwarves make great drinking buddies. Just gotta make sure you dont drink to much lest she bring you back to her room so you can see how she pounds metal.

>> No.21448702
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Got a nice wife commission today
A bunch more in the works too, I'm on a bit of a "what if she was extra small" binge lately so expect some more shortstack-themed stuff

>> No.21448721

That or so much that you have to haul her ass back to your room.

>> No.21448737 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21448759

It takes a lot of autism to constantly repost something that will only be deleted each thread. At least the yeti faggot and don't burn down the thread tard are fun and on topic.

>> No.21448762

I dont know if i could resist carrying her soft body all the way to my room. Especially when she is probably nuzzling the back of my neck in her drunken stupor.

>> No.21448773

Well, it would be closer and someone needs to make sure something doesn't happen to her.

That and she's probably got a long braid you've got to keep an eye on if she needs to pray to the porcelain god.

>> No.21448774

>"what if she was extra small" binge lately so expect some more shortstack-themed stuff

>> No.21448781

skeletons are bad girls

>> No.21448788

my hero

>> No.21448813

I really like the on profile Skeleton. The completely flat chest, the white skin, the hime cut, and the kuudere personality. I like the simple low level nature of them. It makes me want to take care of one, protect her, and make her happy. Especially the nature that without a husband they are very basic and emotionless. I would want to teach her about emotions and love. If I didn't already have a waifu I would possible waifu one. There are easily in my top 5.

>> No.21448871

Ass stacked, Boob stacked or both?

>> No.21448878

Ass stacked, boobs not so stacked but maybe somewhat.

>> No.21448956
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>> No.21449013

>twintail apophis
Boner yes.

>> No.21449022

Twintails are shit.

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>> No.21449040

I kind of like them on desperate old ladies clinging to vestiges of youth.

>> No.21449047

I can't think of a single situation where something like a ponytail wouldn't be better.
Maybe idols but I'm not exactly a fan of those either.

>> No.21449052

A man once asked: "Do bunyip stories exist?"
They do now!


We now return to your regularly scheduled shitposting.

>> No.21449058

You can grab them like handles while riding/fucking your wife.
>centaur with twintails

>> No.21449060

We're enemies now.

>> No.21449064

Well yes, but if they made sensible style choices it wouldn't emphasize how out of touch they are.

>> No.21449084
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Sorry if I don't fetishize Pippi Longstocking.

>> No.21449087 [SPOILER] 
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Finally someone says it. If you're older than 12 with fat tats you shouldn't be styling your hair like that.

Pic related is fine.

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>> No.21449121

she cute

>> No.21449147

Too fluffy, I had my doubts

>> No.21449165

Someone explain this to me

>> No.21449172

>tail under skirt
>high-heeled boots
>what this guy found >>21449165

I don't trust that fox.

>> No.21449174

>armchair artists

>> No.21449176

What exactly do you think that line is supposed to represent?

>> No.21449178

Your spine is not in the center of your torso dude.

>> No.21449182

t. dumb, you guys wouldn't understand

"Backseat" anon

>> No.21449191
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Ice Queen

>> No.21449197

I don't trust someone with such blatant lack of modesty. What if she's a doppelganger?

>> No.21449198

It still looks uncanny

>> No.21449201
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I want to take this fluffer home.
Although given her station it looks like maybe she'd be the one taking me home.

>> No.21449206

Wikifag here, I forgot how to export .txt files for a moment. I now figured it out, so, enjoy all the sources I've gathered so far.

>> No.21449212

Nice going magus. Great seeing some more stories.

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>> No.21449234

>What the fuck are you doing in my house

>> No.21449243

About time bunyip got something, you're a hero.
Nice to have it in this format, thanks.

>> No.21449246

That's your wife you dumb idiot.

>> No.21449256

>monsters attacking humans while they're rattled
>using the night to make their more familiar features hidden
>humans starving to death while hiding from perceived threats
You're just asking for dead monsters and humans.

>> No.21449259

last time I checked, I was all set up to die alone.
Who dis bish and who gave her a key?

>> No.21449260

cute feet

>> No.21449267



damn tengus.

ca CAW!!

>> No.21449270

She wasn't but she's going to be now. That and the mother of my kids.

>> No.21449281

You gave her a spare when she moved in with you, remember?

>> No.21449286

https://i.imgur.com/GyqDZrB.png Something like this maybe

>> No.21449291

Pretty much.
She got the booty.

>> No.21449296

That makes sense.

>> No.21449307


Fuck the govt and fuck whoever put coffee stains on not one but two files.

>> No.21449316


pig in a blanket

>> No.21449319

Explain this paper in my pocket that says "no, you don't have a wife"

>> No.21449333

Obviously just a joke.

>> No.21449337

then explain the backside which says "no, it is NOT a joke"

>> No.21449342

A joke within a joke!

>> No.21449434

Nice anon, thanks!

>> No.21449444

Clearly you don’t consider her JUST a wife. She is your lover! Your passion! Your very soulmate!

>> No.21449455

Wonderland Lovers, how do your wives feel about the different renditions of their famous story? Do they have a favorite or least favorite? For example, is Wock-fag’s wife upset her species didn’t appear in the movie?

>> No.21449498

Fuck off

>> No.21449501

>no oyster-chans to devour my walrus and carpenter

>> No.21449506

I want to earn the blessings of Winterstown's big titty ice queen by getting her an oversized tshirt that says "Dairy Queen"

>> No.21449507

She'd be more of a hermit than Mimics.

>> No.21449520
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50/50 either she loves it or you get this.

>> No.21449521

>the movie
But she’s in the live action one!

>> No.21449572

>Yuki-onna in panic and awe at the size and thickness of the ice, never in her life has she seen ice like this
>Yetis inquisitive as to why their paws can't melt this ice block, Yeti on the left taking a moment to think about it
>Wendi in the back found the man in the ice but is too afraid to see what happens

>> No.21449627

I gave her a spare key?
I have a spare key??
The lease only has me in it! Hah!

>> No.21449630
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What are some good alternatives for buff brown girls besides Amazons?

>> No.21449635


>What self-respecting family man wouldn't want a baby-crazy yandere snake or lizardgirl wife?
The one who wants best girl who happens to be a mafioso boss.

>> No.21449642

The paperwork just has yet to be updated, you did get married pretty recently.

>> No.21449645

Anubis, ghoul

>> No.21449676

quality analysis, Anon.
I hooked up my demon landlord with a bro for that lease, that shit is foolproof.

>> No.21449685

Salamanders and Anubi

>> No.21449695

Today is now a good day.

>> No.21449701

Of course it is, that's why she'll just make some quick updates so your new wife is part of the lease.

>> No.21449706
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>Taking a boy as payment
>Letting your buildings go to shit because you don't have the money for upkeep
>Not offering modern apartments at a reasonable rate in prime locations to draw in hordes of cute boys to have your pick of
[Laughs in Tanuki]

>> No.21449709


>> No.21449712

I want a shortstack harem.
Starting with a smoke hobo and tanuki

>> No.21449717

Salamander, Anubis, Pharaoh, Jabberwock

>> No.21449745

Do they work together running a business? Maybe a clothes shop for fellow shortstacks?

>> No.21449757

They've monetized a store called Small and Short.

Deals in clothes for lolis, shortstacks, and fairies.

>> No.21449779

>Tanuki is a financial & marketing genius, knows all the best real estate, gets everything done withing budget, and could sell ice to a yuki-onna
>Nura has unmatched tastes as an interior decorator, knows just what each tenant wants and how to get it for them, even if they don't know it yet
>You're their handyman, doing all the repairs and moving that is needed to keep everything up and running
Just imagine coming home from working, sweaty and reeking of manliness, and all three of you jumping in the shower together

>> No.21449787

Neat! Do they try out the shortstack stuff? Or maybe they try out the lolis stuff and act surprised that it doesn't fit their massive breasts.

>> No.21449798

Yes and Yes
The Nura especially is good for modeling the clothes.
The Tanuki is a little too 'soft' to go modeling it.

>> No.21449830

>Busty shortstacks in too-tight clothing
Add in a paizuri window and you pretty much have the perfect woman.

>> No.21449848

I want a real badass bounty hunter of the rogueish variety. Something like the Goblin Slayer only as a monster girl. A real badass.
What species would work this best?

>> No.21449864


>> No.21449872

just take your favorite mg and make her big brown and buff

>> No.21449878

That softness just means that you get to be even more comfortable with her sitting on your lap as you watch the nura do her private shows for you two.

Paizuri windows would probably a staple. Whether its intentional or just their tits opening up a gap in the buttons is up for debate.

>> No.21449881

Dhampir-chan is the most badass gal around!

>> No.21449882
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I need a Lemur Kakuen

>> No.21449889

I want my clothes back

>> No.21449892

If you mean 'rogueish' as in like an actual rogue, then kunoichi or mantis. Otherwise look at stuff like Ocelos, ochis, or lizards.

>> No.21449894


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>> No.21449906

Trade her your banana for them

>> No.21449907

Good for eye patch, chipped scales, a scarred body and a grit attitude.
Good for the more 'untouchable' variety of badass, where she's so cool she doesn't even get hit.
All great options.

>> No.21449913

Also godtier lap pillows

>> No.21449914

God damn jungles. Better than living in the cities with their social credit system though I bet.

But she stole my bag and pants. Why can't she just get the banana herself?

>> No.21449916

If you lose her just scream ZABOO MAFOO

>> No.21449920

what does that do?

>> No.21449939

>Ringtail Lemur
>Shout 'Zaboomafoo' at her like all the idiots
>Despite Zaboo being a white sifaka lemur
She'd probably just get annoyed and walk off with your stuff

>> No.21449950

>Instead of a wildlife show for kids, it's more like a talk show for exotic Monster Girl species.
>Invite them onto your show and get them to tell a little about themselves, their hobbies, what they like and don't like, the kind of men they prefer.
>All along with your obnoxious Lemur co-host.

>> No.21449954

A true how could i forget about those.

>> No.21449966

Going through the extra images from world guide two and i cant help, but think about how delicious KCs big breasts look.

>> No.21449971

I mean encyclopedia 2

>> No.21450000

>i cant help, but think about how delicious KCs big breasts look
so, KC really is a monster girl who traveled to the real world just like in my fanfictions

>> No.21450010

Well how else do you think he can draw such amazing breasts?

>> No.21450015

>So, a Gold Dragon huh? Wow! Your scales are so shiny!
>"Ah yes, I am quite resplendent."
>So what do you do?
>"I'm a collector of sorts, things of value, expensive or rare otherwise... You've been doing well on your show for instance, you've become quite famous.'
>Ahaha, I guess a little.
>"Don't be modest, in fact, that's the reason why I'm here..."
>Too bad you can't kidnap me then. Ahahaha.
>"Come here little man..."

>> No.21450022

They’re very important
Especially on girls small enough, or busty enough, to rest their breasts on you at the same time

>> No.21450040
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Went through a bunch of the extra art, and I think I can narrow down why. Not claiming to be an expert, just what I've observed:
- Outfits: A lot of the girls wear clothing that accentuates their chests; Lots of exposed cleavage, only covering the bottom half, pushing them up & together
- Deep skin: KC *loves* this trope. If a girl is wearing tight clothing or there's a tand groping her, it's going to be sinking into the skin.
- Squish & Sag: His boobs aren't just big round balls on a chest; there are different shapes to them. If a girl is pushing her chest onto something/someone or is being groped, they're gonna deform. If she's naked or her clothes don't support them, they're gonna droop and part. It gives a good sense of weight and heft to them.

>> No.21450045

The co-host will save him, right?

>> No.21450055
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Would they still have that vending machine full of various snacks for monsters? I wanna see them feeding girls.

>> No.21450060

Exactly. Lap pillows are the best when your hearing is cut off so you can be cut off from the world.

That actually makes a lot of sense anon. Nice job!

>> No.21450074

The only danger is the other getting jealous

>> No.21450084

>looking for a new apartment
>find amaizing offer at CoonCondos
>they require an interview before signing the lease
>weird, but OK
>interviewer is a small, yet very curvy tanuki
>questions are "How many times do you masturbate daily?", "What do you think about fluffy tails?", "How do you feel about findom?"
>the tanuki is close to openly fingering herself as she asks them

What do you think anons, should I take it?

>> No.21450092

Do Apophis keep their Pharaohs as slaves in the royal harem, or do they cast them out to the pleasure districts once they usurp the throne?

>> No.21450103

There's one simple solution to this: CHARTS!!
>Monday and Wednesday you belong to the nook
>Tuesday and Thursday the Nura gets you
>Fridays are your day off and rotate weekends

>> No.21450111

thats why you have to have a daily schedule of who gets to give you a lap pillow and on what days. Just make sure to keep it high enough non of your shortstacks can fiddle with it.

>> No.21450118

>Soldier Beetle quietly munching on an apple fresh from their snack-vending machine.
>Host pats her head while explaining to the audience that Soldier Beetles are powerful warriors, with strict discipline.

>> No.21450125

Whatever husband wishes.

>> No.21450133
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Encyclopedia entry doesn't really say, though the official art up there seems to imply they keep them around, and I've seen more stories than not where the Pharaoh is kept around as their plaything.

>> No.21450134

What? Financial domination?

>> No.21450141

Basically the tanukis' whole shtick

>> No.21450155

This, but some stuff can conflict. Like you cant steal a pharaoh from her husband no matter what you wish.

>> No.21450156

Perhaps, although considering I said harem and not Bigamy I need a third girl

>> No.21450157
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They are capitalism given physical form. What else would it mean?

>> No.21450165

I say yes. Whats a little findom when you get a shortstack nooki as your sugar momma.

>> No.21450166
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A couple more commissions done recently, a few more from this artist are in progress, too.

>> No.21450171

No it's when a finnish girl dominates you, duh

>> No.21450172

Same still applies. Like i said just keep it out of your shorstacks reach or else they will fiddle with it.

>> No.21450176

>Three girls: Two days a week each with one day for yourself/everyone
> Four girls: One day each, Fridays for yourself/everyone, one weekend a month each
There you go, son

>> No.21450182

He has said the retiring to their room as sex slaves thing is hyperbole like most things in entries.
>The description of WG2 is not false. In Pharao`s case, please consider it like "regime change" from Pharao to Apopis. As always, "nothing other than sex" is hyperbolic expression. They get into their home and take much more time for sex, but they will not sever the relationship with others. The families and friends can meet her. They will give the throne to Apopis, but still they may assist the governance. (note:In English, there are expressions like "give all one's time to reading", and they should not be understood literally.) Also, the venom of Apopis is strong, and it is one of the reasons that Pharao cannot be rescued, but the Pharaoh is a kind of MGs, so she will not want to abandon the life with "nothing other than sex" once she received.

>> No.21450190


Well that will be tough as I'm adding Jorou Gumo

>> No.21450202

>answer yes to the question
>"Great! Viivi, come on in!"
>an extremely buff lynx girl bursts through the door and immediately pins you to the ground
>starts force-feeding you leipäjuusto

>> No.21450211

That's a good view in the blowjob one.

>> No.21450245

>leipäjuusto- baked squeaky cheese
Made me giggle a bit, though with where I live I could go for a Holst feeding me fresh cheddar cheese curds.

>> No.21450257
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ebin :DDD

>> No.21450278

You picked the wrong house, fool

>> No.21450297

What would Big Smoke the Dragon order

>> No.21450350

Cool. Wait, what is this fine print at the bottom of the note? "Don't go in the basement. Leave now." It almost looks like my handwriting, but it is too messy and sloppily written. I don't know about this anons. What is with this note?

>> No.21450354

> Two #9's: Two rounds of standing sex
>#9 Large: You take a raging mushroom and wallpin her
>#6 with extra dip: Anel doggystyle with an anal creampie
>#7: Reverse cowgirl
>Two #45's: Two rounds of intimate, handholding missionary sex
>One with cheese: For one round she takes a supplement to induce lactation
>And a large soda: She finishes by sucking you dry with a powerful blowjob

>> No.21450408

Does she want me to follow the locamotive?

>> No.21450421

The sex gazebo from MaTN's garden flipper video is exactly how I imagine monster girls gardens would look. Especially the Wonderland ones.

>> No.21450440

Careful, they're may be Dread Gazebos there.

>> No.21450459

>Especially the Wonderland ones.
A jabberwock's garden probably has a swimming pool full of pink aphrodisiac.

>> No.21450504

i dont know what that is

>> No.21450520

I want more apeman monster girls

>> No.21450525

ooga booga where the white boys at

>> No.21450531

>no kakuen basketball team to run a train on you
feels bad man

>> No.21450544

Gonna fight the white, secluded Kakuen!

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Reminder that Dullahans can eat themselves out.

>> No.21450563

thats hot

>> No.21450566


>> No.21450569

Thanks for the uncensored version, enjoy your vacation.

>> No.21450590

You are a brave but foolish soul.

>> No.21450593

Dullahan's are pretty cool like that.

>> No.21450594

I would rather be a cheerleader-husband for a Texas Holstars Football team star.

>> No.21450601

EMGfaggots stay on /c/

>> No.21450602

imagine making out with a dullahan's head while the body rides you.

>> No.21450603


>> No.21450621

>Implying there's anything wrong with the land where everything's bigger

>> No.21450624

Sounds pretty boring considering that a normal girl could do that. Have her head suck your balls while her body rides you, or eat herself out while you give her anal.

>> No.21450629

What about their baphos?

>> No.21450631

Too bad that only applies to the egos.

>> No.21450633


>> No.21450648

Especially the baphos!

>> No.21450654

I like my holstaurs with massive titties.

>> No.21450659
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>> No.21450662

middle school lolis instead of elementary school lolis

>> No.21450683

that and big titties.

>> No.21450726


>> No.21450753

Is there any other kind?

>> No.21450761


Holstaurs with large but not quite massive titties.

>> No.21450767

No,but Texan Holsts are just slightly larger than average. Something they feed them their does it.

>> No.21450784
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Yep, oppai fags never push their cancer onto flat fags, yep.

>> No.21450787

Hmm I see. What would happen if I fed some Zipangu Holsts what they eat?

>> No.21450796

I'm dumb, whats akrisia supposed to be hiding

>> No.21450797

Go ahead with penis joke, we all know it's cumming. Anyone got a rimshot? If not, then "her anus" will do about as well.
What happened to the days where liking all sorts of breasts was the thing?

>> No.21450799

No one was talking about flat ones retard

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>> No.21450804

Might want to reread the thread chain.

>> No.21450809

Let the girls with small chests have small chests, stop this.

>> No.21450815

Fuck off faggot

>> No.21450818


>> No.21450821

Stop whining about people having different taste than yours

>> No.21450827

wait a minute

>> No.21450832

They like fermented hay or rice.

I like both.

>> No.21450833

Then stop abusing little girls by giving them back pain.

>> No.21450848

damn, she milked her tits so much that she lost them

>> No.21450853

Thanks, that is a nice pic. She is fine the way she is. I still can't resist the urge to shitpost like all of the crappy responses you got. Sorry anon.
>"Now I don't have to be homosexual to fulfill my desire for no tits."
Lmao. But jokes aside, good taste, anon.

>> No.21450854

what the fuck is wrong with his ribs

>> No.21450860


>> No.21450876

Go back where you came from retards

>> No.21450879

>What happened to the days where liking all sorts of breasts was the thing?
Its just a lolianon with a huge victimization complex. Bit late to say this, but your better off ignoring him.

>> No.21450884

I didn't compliment the picture.

>> No.21450887

Glad someone else is not a tit snob. Fermented hay tastes spicy or the wine from hay does. Fun fact from someone who has fermented a lot of stuff.

>> No.21450889

Meant victim complex.

The last two shouldn't belong on that list.

>> No.21450922

A victim complex and posts on the skim milk aficionados board. All at the same time. Amazing. Don't know why my post is on the list. It really is a fun pic if only due to the novelty.

>> No.21450933

I came from here

>> No.21450964

Technically he's an Alp now so it's not gay so long as you say no homo

>> No.21450983

What happens if a pharaoh beats an apophis?

>> No.21450991
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>when you forget to say no homo

>> No.21450994

She gets set up with a good man and allowed to become a productive member of society. Maybe she works at the monsteriztion clinic turning aspiring women into lamia.

>> No.21451001
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Business as usual, tho her Anubis will probably be even more high-strung than usual due to the extra workload cleaning up will put on her.

>> No.21451003
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Cool, hip Street Rat!

>> No.21451010

I mean more like how does she keep from getting graped later on? Grapesnake only has to bite her once to win. How does Pharaoh match that?

>> No.21451019

Whoops, you're gay now son. Enjoy your demonic transformation.

>> No.21451021

Grape sneks are also stated to give up upon finding a man. That is why i said she would be set up with a good one.

>> No.21451024

If only Grapists won, why are Pharaohs even a race anymore? Surely they'd get wiped out quickly? (as rulers that is)

>> No.21451027

Just throw them a man

>> No.21451030

I like them more when there not graped

>> No.21451038

Because KC and his eternal night bullshit is the worst.

>> No.21451040

Don't they hate each other? She could bite the Pharaoh and then go back to screwing. Injection is the grapiest fetish. I would think the Pharaoh would put some Lelouch junk in her skull that would be the same as getting permagraped.

>> No.21451049

But she won't take time to go find and bite the pharaoh because she loses all interest

>> No.21451051

They did in ancient times. Now apophis can be satiated by becoming a loyal housewife to a man.

>> No.21451055

Sounds preferable to baking under the desert sun.

>> No.21451065
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Himedere mofu is very expensive!

>> No.21451074

As long as the pharaoh stand the sun will not hurt you or her subjects. The pharaohs carry the love of the sun god on long after her/his death.

>> No.21451092

I know that is what it says but I don't get it. Why not have your cake and eat it too? The guy could help her do it. He is gonna be riding the grape train in more ways than one.
I don't know why they stopped. Does the apophis pinky swear not to hide in a bush and bite the Pharaoh?

I always wondered what would happen in some kind of mutual brainwashing. The sky would explode I guess. From watching them go at it in the freakiest way all day long.


>> No.21451096

humanity once was scared of monsters,
now it lewds them
makes you think doesn't it?

>> No.21451104
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We must go even further with the mofu

>> No.21451119


>> No.21451190 [SPOILER] 
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>Sticking a chastity belt on your kiki meido and throwing away the key
How long before she manages to rip it off with brute strength and rape you?

>> No.21451196

Four to eight hours

>> No.21451197

Secret Italian Supercat MG.

>> No.21451199

I require immediate cock and ball torture

>> No.21451201

long enough to put the fear of god in your wiener.

>> No.21451221

She would never do that. It's unmaid-like.

>> No.21451237
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>> No.21451241

Will a Kiki wax my balls for me?

>> No.21451245

Sure anon, anything for her master.

Why the heck would you want your balls waxed though?

>> No.21451249

>Pharoah says she's building a harem of good / cute looking men
>Literally everyone within earshot, including her husband, looks at her funny
>She also plans to situate it into a room directly adjacent to the throne room, so everyone always has to walk through it in order to reach her
>She doesn't actually intend to sleep with any of them, it's just the last line of defense against an Apophis infiltration

>> No.21451254

Are you a bad enough dude to defeat warrior monster girls to keep as you precious maidwives?

>> No.21451272

You're right, she would calmly peel it off, like she was peeling an orange, before notifying you that she wishes to see you in the bedroom when you have a moment.

>> No.21451278

Better plan would be to form an honor guard of skimpily dressed men preferably post incubization.
Only problem would be them leaving due to being grabbed by her unmarried servants. Although a apophis mana marker on all of them may help to nullify this.

>> No.21451283

Chastity belts are gross and extremely unhygienic

>> No.21451284
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I often find myself wanting to marry a powerful species because it would be a big status boost, and I could show her off with pride. I mostly love the designs of the more common species though like holsts and lamias, and to compensate, I feel like I gotta have a harem of them, but I only wanna devote myself to one girl.

Anyone else have this problem in full or in part?

>> No.21451299

Marry a common species and grind for exp, duh.

>> No.21451303

If only there was some sort of purple freedom fighter who could stop this despot hoarding eligible bachelors and distribute them freely among the populace.

>> No.21451305

You just got to find the famed ultra rare hyper ancient holstaur/lamia.

>> No.21451308

I want a harem cause I don't want to break a monster girl's heart.

>> No.21451317


I'm sure you could make a common MG into a more powerful "Dire" version eventually. Might take a couple of years.

>> No.21451326

The grape aristotle will out brain you by graping them all and shoving all but one into a magic freezer for her daughterus. I still think the pharaoh should make her pleasure herself with a fish or hump a table.

>> No.21451346
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A man can only dream

>> No.21451361
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Can other speices work as a Kunoichi as well?

>> No.21451385
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Swimsuit season is coming!

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>> No.21451406

But then she probably wouldn't care to grape the pharaoh and the pharaoh's husband because now herself and her entire family will have husbands for a few years.

>> No.21451409

I believe in you anon!

>> No.21451416

Big meaty cows.

>> No.21451417

But I don't want too.

>> No.21451435

Troll Kunoichi soon

>> No.21451440

>230lbs of tits and ass.

>> No.21451444

That's when she'd look at you with a gentle yet inexplicably menacing smile before saying "I was not aware that I gave you a choice, Master."

>> No.21451448

Can other species work as Dark Priests?

>> No.21451452

Because she's a fatalist, she's silly like that.

>> No.21451455

I don't see why not.
You could also have Merrows as Sea Bishops too.

>> No.21451457

So how much does a a normal kiki charge an hour

>> No.21451458

You are right. They would have husbands for ages. Otoh, if that happens then the rival monsters won't make out. They should. It's important because reasons. Double mind control over each other is needed so the sun and moon balance out demon realm blah blah astronomy. It is kind of complicated. So how does this thing happen? For the sky and stuff.

>> No.21451466

>Taimanin Asagi with roles reversed, the Orcs and Trolls get raped instead
I need this so much

>> No.21451467

>an hour
There are no hourly rates, only lifetime contracts that stipulate a minimum of one creampie a day plus one child every other year.

>> No.21451469

5mL of cum

>> No.21451474 [DELETED] 

How would a Kiki react to me shitting and pissing on everything in the house?

>> No.21451479


>> No.21451482

So wait the Troll and orc kunoichi would be getting raped (and husbandoed) by human men?

>> No.21451492

What do you mean what? It is simple. Pharaoh and Apophis should mind-control each other at the same time so that the demon realm balances out the astronomy stuff and they make out a lot. It is for astronomy. That is the reason we need to figure it out.

>> No.21451500

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, please take care around courtesans they're a crafty lot when it comes to court politics.
Yes, even the oni courtesan

>> No.21451502

But pharaohs realm already has a normal day/night cycle?

>> No.21451503

I'm pretty sure they would be the ones who are raping.

>> No.21451508

Stop replying to the yurinigger.

>> No.21451519

Not if one of them wins. So they have to keep making out and mind controlling each other. It will be day or night forever if they don't. Alaska sucks. Do you want to live in desert Alaska?

>> No.21451523

Sweet bro, good work!

>> No.21451526

You just don't get astronomy. You can admit it.

>> No.21451529

Maybe just one. The other I'd defeat and then gift to someone just like how monsters do it.

>> No.21451530
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So Taimanin Asagi set in Mordor?

>> No.21451532

read the previous post before mine.

>> No.21451554

Go away retards.

>> No.21451558
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How art thou liketh thy Dragons?

>> No.21451559

>FE shit
>Gacha trash

>> No.21451567

what color should my bapho oc's panties and cape be? she's very flamboyant, fiery, and passionate. she has brown-ish skin and her fur is red and orange

>> No.21451577

I don't know about the colour, but a phrase like "Eat Me" or "Onii-chan's Onahole" on it would be hot as fuck.

>> No.21451586
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Time for bed

>> No.21451595
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>> No.21451612

How does she not wake up with bed head?

>> No.21451619

image the smell of her hair

>> No.21451628
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With monstergirls I'd never have sleep problems again.

>> No.21451637

She does, her hair can just straighten itself out pretty quickly

>> No.21451644

>her hair stretches and yawns inaudibly after waking up before straightening itself out again

>> No.21451646

i love me some girls in pajamas

>> No.21451649

some might make the problem worse

>> No.21451657

I want my own Tsun shortcow to sleep with.

>> No.21451658

not even getting sleep paralysis after trying to lie on your back in your sleep after countless nights of sleeping on your tummy?

>> No.21451660

You'll have to add "lovingly brushing kej wife's hair" to your morning routine. It doesn't take long but the silky soft feel and light scent make you wish it took a little longer.

>you wake up to locks of soft hair binding your wrists and pinning you down
>when she wakes up she just smiles, looks at the brush lying next to the bed and tosses it away
>stray locks brush against your neck and tickle your chest as she starts moving over you
>it might be a little lewd to do it so early in the morning, but she can't help it when she's all tangled and frisky

>> No.21451662

imagine holding her hair up while she vomits cause she had too much to drink.

>> No.21451666
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If you're looking for a pelvis pulverizer, the trick is to find one that's just as big on sleeping in as you are.

>> No.21451673

I dunno, I feel like even if you waste a lot of precious sleep time fucking you'd still feel very refreshed after spending the night snuggled up with someone who loves you unconditionally.

Whether you've got your face nestled between a pair of holst tits or you hugged a fox tail through the entire night, you're probably going to feel pretty damn good when you get up.

>> No.21451676

on a scale of 1-10 how screwed i am if i cum all over that mass of hair

>> No.21451679

>an mg whos idea of a lullaby is death metal.

>> No.21451685
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I want to fuck an evil seaport girl.

>> No.21451687

You mean like heavily built and well oiled men in nothing but loincloths?

>> No.21451688

If you impregnate her, what do you get?

>> No.21451696

>could have a tempurpedic holst to snuggle with all night but reality is too cruel

>> No.21451697

A baby!

>> No.21451701

a cutie evil ship daughter!

>> No.21451702

>people who read Monster Musume at age 11 are now old enough to post here

>> No.21451722

All of her hair? She'd be left in a state of absolute bliss for a good while with that much. Once she's absorbed it all and regained some composure...well you won't be going anywhere for awhile if you stick around once that happens. But she'll be quite lovey-dovey.

>> No.21451793

what fun sports do monster play?

>> No.21451800

Pretend extremist is a fun game.

>> No.21451805

>you will never drift off to sleep with your head squashed between a pair of soft, milky cow wife tits
>you will never feel her hands running over your back and listen to her soft breath throughout the night
>you will never knead her breasts in your sleep so they're swollen, sensitive and dripping with milk by morning
>you will never wake up to wet paizuri and slow, gentle baby-making sex as the sun rises

>> No.21451827


>> No.21451828

they play Portal Throw, throw or slam an opponent out the ring into the portal to any random place, if they don't come out of the portal within a time limit, the other player wins. this game is banned for men to participate because for some reason, they get stuck permanently on the other side hopefully not getting milked endlessly in the shoggoth rape dimension

>> No.21451830

Yes. Basically an honor guard of pillar men. Of course her husband would also look like that in public.

>> No.21451854
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White Harpies

>> No.21451859
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>tfw you can edge for hours normally but when the onahole comes out it's the quickest shot in the west
At least with MGs you can go for multiple rounds like you're in some doujin.
Or at least until they make you pass out.

>> No.21451861

Dove Harpies are very shy! Be gentle with them!

>> No.21451874

I want a rat with wings monstergirl

>> No.21451876

Go back to >>>/co/ with your burgers

>> No.21451877

So a pigeon harpy?

>> No.21451878


>> No.21451884

tako or ika?

>> No.21451890


>> No.21451899
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Oh sure it's cute now, but those squeaks are going to be terrifying when you have 8 feet of pofu pinning you to the floor.

>> No.21451902

>Pillar men
Dude do not tempt me with the idea of impossible poses that no one will ever draw monstergirls doing.

>> No.21451905

At least until I turn on the flood lamp and start to bully her.

>> No.21451913

See, now you're just setting yourself up for one of the cheesiest responses of all time.

>> No.21451914

What the fuck does his post have to do with /co/?

>> No.21451918

I will not stop and i am pretty sure latenight already drew a picture with mantis pillar men.

>> No.21451920
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You'd be correct.

>> No.21451925

A mouse/insect chimera
The ultimate vermin

>> No.21451979
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That isn't how it works. Read the setting before you spout bullshit

>> No.21451980

will never not see that one and think "Stand user"

>> No.21451986

You're right. The monster kidnaps him, and the man will sometimes never see his family or friends again.

>> No.21452007

I need art of an anon in orbit around this mofu

>> No.21452020

Monsters don't go after married men

>> No.21452039

True. They go after his wife and mutate her into a monster against her will, essentially turning her into an outcast who will have to cope with the bodily and mental changes that will most likely offer disadvantages of some sort.

>> No.21452056
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This is how you make a shortstack heart-pupil instantly

>> No.21452083

I shall be sure to use this tactic.

>> No.21452085

How do you feel about monsters that speak in ye olde English?

>> No.21452089

ok kid

>> No.21452109

Pharoah bites her back and the poison goes back into apophis

>> No.21452120

>imagine being so Japanese or autistic that you find your family a burden

>> No.21452127

who are you quoting

>> No.21452136

>('Walk Like An Egyptian' intensifies)

>> No.21452144

My thoughts. It's really sad how honor society adds so much pressure on someone to keep up appearances. If a monster snatches him away, they can write him off as dead, he gets a wife, and his family won't hate him or be dishonored.

>> No.21452188
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molest all zombies

>> No.21452207

What if I dont want to lewd the zombie but treat it like a daughteru

>> No.21452209

Raise the dead!

Train them to be maids!

>> No.21452225
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I prefer jiangshi

>> No.21452229
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That's how I carry them to the trash, where they belong.

>> No.21452236

Hey now, manlets need MGs too.

>> No.21452237

then you get a clumsy daughter who loves you
molest her then

>> No.21452238

well, if they can get their head over the rim of it, they can talk to them in there.

>> No.21452243
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>tfw manlet
>tfw require tall mgs

>> No.21452245
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I need two handfuls of Jiangshi Jugs.

>> No.21452247

Shortstacks are for talls so the size difference can be noticeable and so their increased natural strength can provide better carries.
Talls are also for talls because then they can look like a normal couple and they can kiss without throwing someones back out.
Mediums are for talls for the tiptoe memes and headpatability.

>> No.21452253

Thanks so much. I stand corrected, and approve. It was him, latenight. ARISE MY MISTRESSES

>> No.21452263

I want to Full nelson fuck a shortstack so bad.

>> No.21452270
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Are you forgetting something?

>> No.21452275

It's cute that you like to call yourself tall when you really aren't.

>> No.21452289 [DELETED] 

The vast majority of lolicons want specifically pear-lolis. That means they are stacked just in ass instead of tits. Thus they are covered in the shortstack portion.

>> No.21452292
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>The vast majority
Not him but pretty much everywhere I look heavily conflicts with this notion.

>> No.21452293

Then you will get a daughteru that will rape you

>> No.21452294

If 6'5" is unironically not considered tall anymore I'm gonna take a machete to peoples ankles.

>> No.21452302

I might need some verification on this to get this unstuck in my head but, whenever someone says "shortstack" in this thread, I automatically assume it's some oppai loli shit.

Anon, you can't just start hate crimes against basketball players!

>> No.21452303

>he says posting a loli thick thighs and ass.

>> No.21452307
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The existence of an ass is not "stacked," Irishman.

>> No.21452312
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Shortstack isn't loli, get your facts straight!

>> No.21452317

You are confusing it with oppai loli

>> No.21452320

my mistake.

>> No.21452324

its not. Remember where you are.

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>> No.21452330
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Today's headline from the Sabbath Sprout Daily!
>Oppai loli and shortstacks are still trash, more on page 10.

>> No.21452331

Not a hate crime if I'm targeting all ankles everywhere to collectively drop the global height average.

>> No.21452338
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I think the only oppai loli I've ever seen that I liked was by Onitengu.
And I'm not even sure if she's really a loli or just a shortie.

>> No.21452342

Nope because you can always trust your daughteru no matter what

>> No.21452345

I want an angry Bapho to break several typewriters in the process of writing an article about why big breasts are useless.

>> No.21452349

>ridiculously proportioned breasts
>thick& muscular-looking thighs

I am pretty sure her in the pic are what's considered as a 'shortstack'.
True lolis would never get that thick.

>> No.21452367
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Well, I guess that means the total then rests firmly at 0.

>> No.21452372

The tooth fairy is simply a subspecies of the more powerful and threatening bone fairy.

>> No.21452378
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No worries! Your loyal retainer watches over you as you sleep!

>> No.21452385

Not to be speciest but I don't think someone lacking stereo vision and the depth perception and motion tracking that comes with it would make a good close quarters weapon specialist...

>> No.21452391

You can't exactly afford to be picky, what with not having any fiefdoms to give you regular income with which to hire proper warriors.

>> No.21452404

The only monster girl you should let watch over you as you sleep is a Nightmare.

>> No.21452405

She's just breathing heavily and drooling!

>> No.21452410

Don't go make assumptions about me and my wife dom.

>> No.21452420

So that's the mysterious sweet smelling puddles that Nightmares leave in their master's bedroom at night.

>> No.21452432

Tell me about your wife-dom.

>> No.21452440

>If you listen you can here a faint giggle

>> No.21452442

I like to think angry monstergirls would find a way to punish their husbands with sex. Things like continuing with a blowjob even after he's cummed down her throat, or forcing a extra session out of him when he's tired.

>> No.21452446

Your wife is called Dom? That's a boy's name!

>> No.21452455

it could be dominique

>> No.21452458

Alps don't always change their names even if they do end up looking like mega-milfs.

>> No.21452459

>Things like continuing with a blowjob even after he's cummed down her throat,
But that's the best part!

>> No.21452461
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Dare escape and you'll never walk again.

>> No.21452463

Getting one of those potion/fruit things that makes them want to mate and impregnate and then not letting him cum inside.

>> No.21452489

Manticores would probably spine you and then proceed to drain you with her tail and then repeat for an entire day.

>> No.21452498

Is it wrong to actually want to receive those kinds of abusive sexual punishment?

>> No.21452501

Cute glasses on her or would it just be glass

>> No.21452502

A monocle!

>> No.21452504

No because it means that there's one less hellhound I have to worry about. She's your problem instead.

>> No.21452505

I prefer the high power species myself but sometimes I find myself thinking about a few (2-3) mid-to-upper tier species together that are somehow related, like anubis & sphinx, ochimusha/kejouro/kunoichi, or demon/dark priest/dark valkyrie.

>> No.21452506

>manticore is busy watching TV or reading
>some anon is just tied up like a parcel and kept on the couch or floor nearby
>entire time she's casually doing other stuff her tail is doing its work and spining anon every 30 minutes or so

>> No.21452508
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Yes. Femdom is bad and you should feel bad. Filthy masochist pig.

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Just because I want to be ridden into the mattress to the point of exhaustion where I pass out doesn't mean I'm a masochist.

>> No.21452559
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I prefer gentle femdom

>> No.21452568

Is there one step gentler than that but still femdom cause that's what I want with a hellhound that is so timid she says heck over hell

>> No.21452569

Sounds like heaven. Although i wonder what you would have to do to get a manticore that angry?

>> No.21452570

Yeah it's "Weenie Hut Jr."

>> No.21452572
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Snatched by a sneaky snek

>> No.21452583

You can't hide what's inside!

>> No.21452595
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I want to get a full body hug from a snek.

>> No.21452620

Imagine how gross it would be to get coiled up by her after that entire line of unwashed otaku.

>> No.21452623

Nothing. That's just her dailt routine.

>> No.21452629

I wonder how much she is getting paid for this. She better be making the amount Twitch Thots make.

>> No.21452633

>Not allowed intimite contact with monsters in this setting
>their entire expo is them selling themselves as ideal sexual partners
I'm seeing a few problems here.

>> No.21452649

The manga makes it pretty clear that the whole thing is just a massive breeding program disguised as cultural exchange, which just makes the protagonist even more of a faggot.

>> No.21452650

Hugging strangers is not intimate as you are not familiar nor acquainted with them.

>> No.21452655

I want to be hypnotized by this snake.

>> No.21452656

She looks like the kind of monster who has pretty much every evil features but is actually kind.
You should let her coil and spoil you.

>> No.21452672

How badly do you think Grelia would react if one of her patients died?

>> No.21452680

Does your wife have any special kinks, anons?
Mine likes to use special enchantments and potions on her body, like powerful aphrodisiac poisoned lipstick and the occasional raging mushroom extract rubbed into her nipples

>> No.21452695

Sometimes she makes me dress up like a cowboy but I can't say I'm entirely comfortable with the implied overtones.

>> No.21452713

she's a shameless shotacon, so she'll have me drink a mixture of shota and dopple potions so she can be surrounded by several of her favorite little man.

>> No.21452746
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In a nutshell: fun with portals.

>> No.21452810
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Sex while floating/zero gravity.

>> No.21452861

Be very careful, anon. Portal edges are infinitesimally thin and can slice through the interstitial spaces of the molecules in your dick with zero effort.

>> No.21452947

She's pretty Mary Sue-ish but that's what happens when you make a Archmage that really likes pleasing some really /d/egenerate fetishes.

>> No.21452977

Tell me more.

>> No.21453010

She adores recreational drugs when it comes to sex. Doesn’t matter if it’s some kind of incense, drink, or pill! That and while one of my little ones is very vanilla, my large mouse loves asphyxiation and exhbitionism.

>> No.21453018

Pharaohs would probably like pomegranates

>> No.21453023
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I love dragons!

>> No.21453027

They do love their grapes too.

>> No.21453040

They love you too.

>> No.21453052

Owl Archmage with specialties in Transformation based Magic and Homebrew Psionics, it's the sort of stuff you create when you have way too many fetishes to connect with just a single monster girl and have to make their skillset extra special.
Add on top of the fact she's a gap moe wheyfu in base form and I honestly can say that she's on par with a Lilim or two, easily Mary Sue territory.

>> No.21453053

I can't eat those things without adding sugar
the juice is fine though.

>> No.21453056

The Dragon has chosen young Anon to be her tribute in place of gold this month!

>> No.21453070

Where's that Beast lilim?
Throw these two in the pit and make them fight!

>> No.21453150

Uncensored where

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