Monster Girl Thread

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Maids are olev.

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>>21486807
My wife is the cutest.

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Are undines fluoride-free?

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I'm going to open a shop selling cursed magic items on the cheap!

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Monstergirls are not real and will never be. Have fun.

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>>21486851
I'd do that to, and it would be staffed by my cute rare wives, like a Genie and Automaton.

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>>21486895
Rare wives?
or WARE wives?

But yeah, +5 bastard sword with just a liiiiiitle bit of dire holst mana.
Half off!

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Meaty tails are for groping at the base

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>>21486916
Thin tails are for teasing at the tip.

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>ancient evil Titania
She is haraguro

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>>21486884
Cute lim

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>>21486884
And they say buying slaves is a bad things.

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I wanna cum from just sahu tail

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put your penis inside a loli vampire or else

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>>21486946
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1560014314783.webm

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>>21486901
Magical ware wives. There's so many good magical material girls to choose from, that I couldn't have just one.

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>>21486953
she'd cum from your tail too, anon

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>>21486964
or else what?

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Only flat chests can be this athletic!
Another proof why DFCs are superior!

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>>21486968
Huge busty djinn of jar that sits half out and works the counter!

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where do you stand on tuars?

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>>21486964
Only if a pirahna sahu counts

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I can mere human boys protect themselves from monster bullies?

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>>21486988
I don't like those udders.
I like huge breasts instead.

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>>21486975
you'll be marked for rape by her servants and they'll track you down

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>>21486988
Generally better when they're satyroid. I don't care for 'taurs in general but I make exceptions if the girl is good enough.

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>genie misheard you when you wished for a "genie wife" and she gives you a gremlin wife instead because she thought you said "genius wife"

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>>21486988
Usually fine but udder shit is a disqualification.
Also that one's a fattie besides.

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>>21486981
That would be perfect. She would keep all the money in her jar.
Then there'd be a Cursed Sword and Genie in cute uniforms, who advertise out front and pull in customers. The Ittan Momen would help people refit enchanted gear and clothes. Chochin-Obake and Automaton meidos.

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>>21487024
Don't forget Cursed ARmor security.

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wurm is the type of monster that thinks the planet will run out of gravity if we keeping moving around the earth and panic if anybody around her starts running

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>>21487041
i still don't get gravity

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>>21487041
That would imply Wurm thinks about gravity as a concept.

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>>21487085
why wouldn't she?

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>>21487041
>>21487085
I want to go questing with a wurm

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I miss when skates were more of a thing

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Runya is made for hugs

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>>21487197
*fugs

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>>21486995
For ever advantage a monster gains from an inhuman part, they also gain a disadvantage relative to humans. Humans can find a way.
>passive aggressive work bullying against cheshires by using lemon-scented cleaning supplies
>glue coins on the ground for the danuki to pick up, then molest her tail
>scatter a freshly-opened deck of cards in front of a vampire. They would never avoid a game of 52 Pick-Up.
>"maul" any dark elf that tries to make you her pet. Be unrelenting and hump her to assure dominance

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>>21487210
This is a bad post. Runya is not for sex.

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>>21487276
Runya is for cumming on her paws only.

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Curvy mofu in revealing kimonos.

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>>21487306
Pretty good. Revealing shrine maiden outfit is also great.

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>>21487306
Big busty courtly mofu!
Huge breasts struggling to free themselves from a kimono!

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>>21487306
she looks sad

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>>21487306
I just want those big fox tits right on my face.

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awoo!

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>>21487295
No. Do not cum in the vicinity of Runya.

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>>21487306
Why does she have a collar with a broken chain?

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>>21487337
I'd start small fires to get the fire department's attention if it has filled with hellhounds

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>>21487339
They need to breed one day, anon.

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>Water my plants with all natural well water
>Turns it was all natural mamano mana tainted water
>Middle of the night and I'm hearing a chorus of alraunes crying out for me to feed them
>When I water them it turns into a wet tshirt contest and they refuse to eat any food I give them
>I ask them what they want and they say they want to eat me
What would be the best thing to do in this situation?

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>>21487357
But it is not this day.

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>>21487372
are you gay or something?

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>>21487395
Sometimes

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>>21487372
You be goddamn responsible and feed your plants.

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>>21487372
Feed them.

And quickly, before they cross-pollinate.

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>>21487306
Is it MGE canon that any kitsune with more than one tail is a slut?

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>>21487404
delete this

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Why are gremlins so cute?

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>>21487372
>Young man gets bullied by his gyaru alraune garden

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>>21487431
>brought a collar
sorry i'm not into turning my waifu into a pet

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>>21486988
That's a fat fetish artist.

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>>21487464
I think it's intended for you. I wouldn't put it on unless you like eating volts.

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>>21487478
lmao i'll make it not exciting for her because i'll just obey her every wish and wont feel a single shock

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>>21487421
Every time I see an unshaded hellhound, I think of this.

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>>21487510
How is she so pale? Does she not get out?

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>>21487510
That's really not as good. What other skin colors would work well for hellhounds? Red?

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>>21487510
>>21487518
>>21487537
have a really big kobold

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>>21487537

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>>21487543
I now want a big kobold and a small hellhound

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>>21487543
something about that wan...is cursed

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>>21487543
I wonder why kobolds have dog bowls and leashes. I may be into petgirls, but I don't want to treat her like an animal.
Kobolds also need more variety, not just in size and fur. I wonder how weird ones like dachshunds would work.

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>>21487552
Huge buff, kobold with a shortstack hellhound?

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>>21487537
Purple, poison breath variety.

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>>21487558
have one with aether breath instead

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>>21487556
Not exactly shortstack just short and proportional

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>>21487563
I want to get bullied by the Cerberus triplets. Would they all be unique type or all the same?

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>>21487578
you want the dmc ice cerberus trio or the firey hell guardian trio?

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>>21487618
Why not both i'm sure I could survive all six

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>>21487651
You just know they'll compete over you, pitting their best assets against each other to see who can make you cum first.

Get ready for double paizuri, double pawjob... double everything.

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>>21487834
Is that the bdsm bear?

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>>21487409
Not always. They might gain tails with age like with standard kitsune. Ignoring that, tails are just an indicator of one's magical power. We already have a case of a human girl starting out with all nine tails once corrupted.

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>>21487846

>no mistress bear to tie me up and sit on my face

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>>21487851
I was thinking of the "teddy bear" from one or more previous threads.

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>>21487848
It also means that any single kitsune with multiple tails is going to be legendarily pent up.

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>>21487834
Cuddle bear that spent a winter high up in the mountains hibernating and learning the 36 Cuddling Styles from cuddle monks

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>>21487851
Would she call you Honey?

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Taking the BEEG wife to meet the family!

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>>21487922
Big wives in big coats!

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>>21487955
Not in the summer!
Then it's just big wives!

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>>21487864
>bemoaning you virginity and love of mofu in earshot a big busty 900 year old nine tailed fox.
How fucked am i?

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>>21487968
Depends. If she's single, incredibly hard and immediately. If she's not, expect visits by less pent up daughters or friends soon.

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How gradual is that magical changing the appearance to fit the partner's tastes? I wonder how long it would take for a smaller monstergirl to find out she hooked up with a muscleslut.

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>>21488121
If you mean a monsters husband changing, it's unknown but it would depend on the monster and how fast incubization was. The Whole idea of a monsters body changing is mostly thread canon. There is multiple paragraphs about men learning to love their monsters body like monoeye haters learning to love a Gazers one eye. The only real depictions of monsters changing is small stuff like their vaginas becoming the best idealized shape for their husband. If monster just magically just changed there would be no reason for pedomorphasis and megamorphasis. Other body changing magic that changes just specific parts most likely also exists.

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>>21488160
Those spells are for huge changes in a matter of minutes. If a man is, say, into lolis alone, what are the odds that a CC is going to try to make things into a relationship without that?
They can sense full well what you're into.

The normal adaptive changes are very gradual, but they are most certainly not "thread canon". It's mostly along the lines of subtle changes over time that bring them to the ideal form for captivating their husband.
>Monsters who have obtained a “husband” go through changes that are not just mental, but physical as well. Their already alluring body changes to match with their husband's, adapting into “a body just for their husband” to suit his tastes so they can get even more pleasure from their husband, and they can give their husband even more pleasure and make him happy, resulting in them being able to milk even more mana.

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>>21488160
>mostly thread canon
>its literally KC made lore

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>When you cum so many times inside the Hellhound that your balls hurt, yet she's still begging to continue while panting and sweating profusely with that look on her face

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>>21488160
Its canon for sure. Its also probably in their so if some faggot wants to be edgy and say he was forced into a relationship with say a loli or adult and they like the opposites then the monster will for sure change to match that taste.

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>>21487960
Little wendis can handle a swimming pool, papa makes sure they stay in the shallow end though

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>>21488270
Wendis are surprisingly skilled swimmers.

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>>21488255
You done nutin', yet she keeps on suckin.

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>>21486964
If a loli vampire or a loli wight wanted my dick, she wouldn't have to wait for long.

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I have a need for being dominated by a 7ft tall Anubis and Sphinx duo for the Pharaoh's amusement.

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>>21488279
They'd look like drowned rats after they come out in their waterlogged coat

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>>21488330
They don't wear the coats into the water you fool.

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>>21487848
What do you think average tail count for a kitsune is? I'm just curious and too autistic for my own good. We all have our fantasies about the 9 tailed beauty but it's interesting to consider what we're reasonably likely to run into. And then get her up to 9 tails.

>>21488089
For some reason, married monsters trying to set me up with their friends, sisters, or daughters is hot. Can't explain it.

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>>21488283
No matter how much you cum she always has room for more. Only when she finally faints from the exhaustion does she stop. Wrap your arms and legs tightly around her fit body and fall asleep with your head tucked into her chest. Don't pull out.

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>>21487555
I want a Bernese mountain dog kobold!

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>>21488336
I like my way better.

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>>21488339
Average tail amount is probably around 2 or 3 due to a relatively massive amount of one-tails.
It takes 800 years for a generation to reach nine tails (while remaining single), how many generations of younger foxes will have arrived in that time?

Be glad that MGE allows husbands to upgrade their wives' tail count, even if it does end up taking Pandemonium levels to hit 9 tails that way.

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>>21488330
>tfw little wendis are so light while wearing tehir coat that they just skitter across the water's surface no matter how deep it is

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>>21488376
Please, wendis are known to hang up their coats prior to swimming!
Especially in the colder waters.

This does sometimes lead to them getting stolen.

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>>21488388
I feel like stealing a little Wendi's coat would earn you a special kind of fury from their parents.

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>>21488339
>married monsters trying to set me up with their friends, sisters, or daughters is hot. Can't explain it
I share this sentiment, but it's even better if the married monster is married to me! I want my wife to pull 'subtle' stunts like leaving me alone with her in-heat dormouse sister, or her holstaur bff from work who hasn't had the time to milk herself in weeks!

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>>21488400
That and a dead caribou

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>Trying to play Until Dawn with a Wendi GF next to you and reassuring her that the devs got it badly wrong in their depiction of Wendis.

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>>21488415
>The part where they're all climbing around in the mansion replaced with cute wendis
Adorably terrifying.

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A Kikimora must never make her Master dirty, even if he's under her massaging her clit with his tongue. To dirty his face is wrong.

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>>21488404
sounds like a cuckquean

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>>21488415
What mg would laugh at horror games?

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>>21488449
Probably a baphomet who was around before the demon lord if she got isekai'd into a world with vidya.
They would have been the most powerful race before lilims existed and done their fair share of horrible shit that makes horror games look casual.

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>>21488415
>At the end she just smiles sweetly and says that the only thing they really got wrong was the type of hunger the wendigoes had

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>>21488449
Shogs.

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>>21488339
>We all have our fantasies about the 9 tailed beauty
Not me. I like fluff but shy away from that kind of power and presumed majesty; I'm just a dude, I don't need all of that. It's why I like succs but shy away from lilims. Give me 4-6 tails and I'm a perfectly happy man.

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>>21488474
>Stop moving and she gets nervous and starts feeling around for you

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>>21488482
Personally, same with a Trumpart or an evolving breed, I would prefer the lowest possible version and work to grow together. Although in general I would rather have a Kitsune-bi over any other fox as I prefer low to medium range girls and I like the on-profile flat chested loli design and simple personality.

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>>21488532
Kitsune-bi are hidden gems alright.

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>>21487864
>Come sit with Auntie Mofu

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>>21488634
She's my auntie!

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>try and fight your Succubus bully
>completely kicks your ass without even really trying

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>>21488720
>not falling in with the manticore and hellhound gang and telling them the succubitch has been hassling you

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>>21488734
Manticores and Hellhounds suck.

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>>21488688
She'll still have you calling her mommy by the end of the night.

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>>21488720
There's so many ways that can end
>Rape
>Takes you as her "sex slave" (read: involuntary husband)
>Trains you so you can fight back
>Lets her lesser succubus sister fuck you
>Curses you
>takes pity on you
And so much more!

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>>21488631
Ghost mofu is cool and refreshing on a hot Summer day!

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>>21488765
What do they even do? They're ghosts!

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>>21488734
I'd rather press the reverse scales of the twin dragons next class

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>>21488765
>>21488779
Technically, they're elementals.
Horny mofu elementals.

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>>21488748
>>21488782
The trick is to schmooze them all equally so they end up arguing amongst themselves over who you actually like/who's gonna marry you and are too busy to actually make passes at you.
Between the ensuing turfwar and infighting you can make your escape to the safety of a holsts stronk arms.

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>>21488802
Imagine a setting in which fluff is its own element. I want to live in that setting.

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>>21488734
>not befriending a huge sweetheart blue oni with strong protective instincts

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>>21488802
Can they posses men?

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>>21488817
I wonder how the captain planet will end up as with that new element

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>>21488827
No.

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>>21488827
Just women, and that's permanent. It's less possession and more transforming the girl into a Kitsune-tsuki.
Also, that can only happen while it's more or less just a random ball of foxfire. Once they receive spirit energy from a man, they gain a "self" and lose the ability to possess in the process.

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>>21488820
See
>>21488803
You play the gangs but you got your real sweetheart on the side.

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>>21488754
I meant to type "She is not my Auntie".

What manner on wily fox magic is this?

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>>21488400
I think trying it on and ending up in the coatverse unprepared is punishment on its own. They are chaos monsters after all.

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>>21488864
You may have met the tailed equivalent of Moth-chan. I'd tell you to gird your loins, but it will do nothing. Enjoy your new auntiemommy.

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>"Huh, I swear I've seen that box before....It's like it's following me...."

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>>21488913
FOX-

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>>21488926
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>21488934
>bones
Dropped.

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>>21488941
Why does Lich-san have mofu?

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>>21488934
Those bones look nice like she drinks plenty of milk 10/10 bone structure would pet
>>21488941
rude

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So a holstaur can only go so long before needing to be milked, how long can a minotaur go before needing to be milked herself?

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>>21488941
LICH QUEEN!

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>>21488963
As long as she can handle it before she begins to beg you to relieve the pressure

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>>21488970
Where's the crown?

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>>21488979
The tail is the crown

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>>21488970
There must always be a lich queen

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>>21489000
ALL ABOOOOAAAAARRRD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

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>>21488981
A crown is on the top of ypur head.

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>>21489063
It's a symbolic crown

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>>21489000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86f_U_q4SFg

>My daughter, the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name "Mofu".

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>>21488482
I respect your taste, but disagree. I'm a card-carrying powerslut. I just love the feeling that out of all the men in the world she chose me, you know? That's why I like other powerful, rare species like lilim, ryu and apophis. I know I suck. You're a much more true and honest MG fan than me.

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>>21488951
Optimal semen collection. She knows.

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>>21488482
>>21488532
I like upper-end species, but I'd want to start with a young monstergirl and lovingly stuff her with spirit energy at every stage from loli to adult woman.

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>>21488934
Mofu will never beat Dragon.

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>>21489176
>You're a much more true and honest MG fan than me.
That's not the case, I'm just more humble. Powerslut bait wouldn't exist if you weren't meant to enjoy it, after all. I'm just not particularly interested in any of that and prefer a more even keel.

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>>21489197
What if you touch her ribs

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>>21489197
FUS-

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>>21489183
The feel is certainly a bit different when you're with her from the beginning. Ending up with a wight would be weird, but if you're with her on the transition from zombie to wight and have time to acclimate it might not be as bad.

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I'm sure the nerd monster girls are looking forward to this weekend.

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I shall place my head between a Hakutakus breasts and learn via osmosis!

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>>21489244
Why?

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>>21489244

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>>21488482
>>21489176
>>21489183
As for me, it depends and I can't really make up my mind. I'm a basic bitch that tends to gravitate towards "noble" and civilized species like inari, danuki, sea bishops, and anubis. They're much more "neat" in their interactions, can integrate with society, and look cute while tied up because I am a damselfag

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I like to think that Ushi-Onis get their seals from their moms, who make them from their own silk, with their own knowledge of wards, and give them to their daughters almost immediately after birth

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>>21489259
>>21489260
E3 you numpties

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>>21489259
>>21489260
He's probably talking about E3 like a /v/ermin crossboarder

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>>21489208
It would be very cold.

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>>21489275
they get excited for that?

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>>21489292
Give them a break, they probably don't know better.

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>>21489275
I only come to 4chan(nel) for monstergirls. Drama and news have nothing good to offer me, especially here where parts of this website is basically Reddit but with autism.

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>>21489292
Of course they would!
Where else can you watch marketing fail on such a massive scale?

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>>21489292
Yes, but probably not in the way you're thinking.

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>>21489292
I just like watching the inevitable trainwrecks.

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>>21489310
>>21489312
>>21489329
Is there something I'm missing? I moved under a rock ever since that Blizzcon disaster, and before then I didn't stay in the loop too much.

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>>21489339
It's a gigantic PR circus, so you get to watch companies make fools of themselves, mock them and their hype-culture horseshit, and maybe get a few nice announcements on the side.

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>>21488963
Holstaurs produce milk 24/7 requiring milking at least once daily regardless of status.
Minotaurs can produce milk should they be "encouraged" to or if they're pregnant otherwise they just have big tiddies. If they do I imagine it would be like a pregnant women's routine more or less just with larger volume. Milk as needed, probably not daily, as comfort demands.

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>>21489292
You don't watch it for the games, dolt.

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>>21489275
>If you have any interest in video games at all then you must browse /v/

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>>21489382
>Holstaurs produce milk 24/7 requiring milking at least once daily regardless of status.
what happens if they dont get milked?

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>>21489394
you get raped.

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Kikis really need to get gud if they want to be better than a shog

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>>21489369
>>21489389
I'm kind of curious. Did any Blizzcon type shit happen? Did some SJW shit happen? Did a massive disappointment occur? Did they try to fool people and failed?

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>>21489432
It didn't happen yet

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>>21489439
What happened last year?

[Anonymous No.]

What is better soft mofu but less tails or more tails but not as soft

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>>21489442
What about one big fluffy tail with other not as soft tails?

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>>21489442
If it's only those two options, take a guess which one I want

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>>21489394
Painful pressure build-up that eventually halts production but runs a high risk of infection. Side effects would be pain(of course), stress, and higher than usual desire to rape violently.

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>>21489369
https://youtu.be/S-OP9d72BjI?t=99

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489442
Softness before quantity.

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>>21489458
>Seth Macfarlane trash
Fucking go back to where you came from, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489454
Rata is the best

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>>21489442
One huge tail with layers, like an arctic creature's fur. The further you sink in, the softer and warmer it gets and the more aroused she feels.

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>>21489471
Lewd American Foxes.

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Kiki's make headmaids, top business women right hand "mans" to CEOs, organizers, secretaries, and top bitches in your harems.
Shogs make scullery maids, between maids, still room maids, and basic bitches in your harems to be ruled over by kiki head maids.

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>>21489456
>When a holst gets so backed up she rapes you, but you refuse to suckle on or even touch her breasts
>Her rubbing herself with your hands isn't the same and you both know it
Devilish.

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>>21489504
So what happens if I stick my head into that mouth she's presenting?

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>>21489498
Jokes on you, anon. She'll just ride your pelvis into atomic foam and keep on going till you do.

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>>21489504
She looks like she would give a great hug

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footage of orderfag's first encounter with mamono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npswv7Zh8sg

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>>21488820
I wish I could marry a deredere highschool friend blue oni

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>>21489240
>Ending up with a wight would be weird, but if you're with her on the transition from zombie to wight
Wights are my favourite, although I'm not into zombies and want a normally born loli wight like what would be the case with an another species.

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>>21488344
amazing that she passes out first, incubization is a hell of a drug

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>>21489481
I would like to see foxes of all kinds, from around the world.

>petite but graceful and refined snow-white arctic fox, very tiny and delicate-looking
>genki, energetic, bouncy fennec fox with huge twitchy ears, perfect for tickling and blowing in
>radiant russian silver fox who shines like jewels and carries herself like old slavic royalty
>smug tomboy irish red fox, with a taste for punk rock and a rebellious streak
>BIG american fox who loves a bacon cheeseburger and a beer after a good wrestle

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>>21489528
Stop posting

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This thread is making me feel sheepish

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>>21489528
sounds like he ate some bad mushrooms

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>>21489530
Super-cuddly and deredere as fuck, but also strong enough to smash through walls and very protective of her favorite boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I like spider monster girls but am scared of real spiders I wonder how that would work

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>>21489569
That only makes me harder

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>>21489554
>>>/c/

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>>21489521
Definitely the kind of hug you just sink into while she smiles warmly and strokes your hair.

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>>21489554
apologize

[Anonymous No.]

Why would a monster even be tsundere when they want some dick

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21489600
Because it's an effective strategy against some men

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>>21489612
What a nice sheep

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>>21489582
Real spiders are small enough to sneak up on you, get in your clothes, hide under furniture, and can't be reasoned with if they decide to bite you. Sometimes they'll bite you for reasons you don't understand, and some can make you very ill. It's a common phobia and a fairly rational fear to have.

Spider girls just want to wrap you up and love you from eight angles. They spin soft silk for you to snuggle in, and blush furiously when you accept a handmade scarf from them. They can still look scary but are among the purest and most wholesome of lovers. Your stance is completely justified and understandable.

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>>21489614
I want a tsundere monster maid

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>>21489614
But why would they specifically target, entice and pursue men with shit taste?

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>>21489612
I hate fotm shit so much

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>>21489617
>blush furiously when you accept a handmade scarf from them
If I got a gift from a spider I'd wear it all the time around them

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>>21489630
>Spiders compete for a man by giving him better and better clothing

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Being into tsunderes is the same as saying you like women who aren't honest with their feelings and dance around the point when you try to connect with them. This goes against the nature of monster girls, who are all about embracing love, being proud of feeling the way they feel and showing it every chance they get.

Tsun behavior is worthless and doesn't work anymore the moment they slip and drop the act. The best girls are eager to deepen your bond and sincere with you, always.

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>>21489660
she thicc

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus are made for bullying

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>>21489630
>over the years she makes you a full custom-fitted three piece suit with accessories
>she can barely contain her overwhelming joy and love any time she sees you wearing the full outfit
>it is also devastatingly arousing both to you from the feeling of wearing it, and to her seeing you in it

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>>21489660
Nav is fucking trash, fucking subhuman fatfaggot.

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>>21489582
>>21489617
NEVER trust spider girls. They're the worst.

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>>21489657
>elves when you invade their territory
>get poked in the cheek by a spear as you are forced out of their home when on the inside they want you to unleash the breeding rabbit in you and rape them all
>automatons when you distract them from their objective
>turn on focus mode and attach a mobile sperm bank on your dick so you'd go away satisfied when later theyll return to collect fuel
>selkies when you accidentally step on their suit and damage it
>get impaled with demon material weapon and rape you AS A WARNING b-baka

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>>21489660
what in the unholy fuck is going on with that abdomen

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>>21489669
That's not even Nav's artwork you dumb fuck.

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>>21489671
How are they the worst and untrustworthy? They look really cute

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>>21489681
My point still stands.

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>>21489657
>not wanting to hug and caress tsun MG who only acts out because of her insecurities and actually lacks courage to tell her genuine feelings
>not wanting to gently hold now furiously blushing tsun MG and whisper everything will be alright

For shame, anon

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>>21489669
Get your eyes checked.

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>>21489671
Spiders wear their intentions on their sleeves, always trust spiders

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>>21489689
>my point stands even though it has nothing to do with the subject at hand!
Based retard.

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>>21489617
I like spiders. They do good work. It's not as if I was going to eat those ants anyways, they can have them.

[Anonymous No.]

How big is your waifu? Is she fun sized or big?

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>>21489701
I like spiders because I have low blood pressure and they keep the vamp mosquitoes away. Spiders are good for my heart and give me peace of mind.

[Anonymous No.]

give me your most wildest monster girl-related idea

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>>21489717
Wheat but a monster girl

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>>21489620
Dick is dick. Somebody's gotta fuck 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489717
Sometimes things aren't perfect.

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>>21489726
like a baphomet being a loli?

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>>21489726
Yes we know Charybdis exists.

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>>21489711
Same height as me. Anything I can do, she can do with me without any hesitation or other considerations to make.

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>>21489734
This has also been solved, and baphos have successfully been perfected.

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>>21489720
So an Alraune?

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>>21489711
Chin to nose height. This is ideal for standing kisses and all forms of cuddles, plus she won't have trouble reaching things on high shelves.

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>>21489726

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>>21489711
7ft-ish holstaur that's country girl chubby stronk. Comparatively not much taller than I am, maybe a full head.

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>>21489686
They're selfish, untrustworthy, won't care about you at all, will make you unhappy. You should trust monsters that are the natural enemies of spiders, like centipedes or spider wasps.

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>>21489754
Why is she so sad, she needs someone to buy her an ice cream cone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489711
exactly 9 feet tall, she's super strong and dark

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>>21489764
Who could possibly be behind this post?

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>>21489717
Monstergirl that is 100% human featured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489780
Not me for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489780
what a cute-apede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489781
What's kejourou? 99%?

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>>21489781
So a majin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489780
They wouldn't have to campaign so hard if you'd just open up and accept their love. Sweet bugs deserve hugs.

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>>21489711
Like a character drawn by Mogudan

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>>21489793
Is all the hair on her body prehensile?
Body hair? Arm hair? Pubic hair?
Could she jack you off with her pubic hair?

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>>21489711
Somewhat smaller than me

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>>21489793
Nah. That hair is fucking alive and like 50% of her body mass.
>>21489797
See that hat and robe? Fuckers a witch. Shits magic and at least 20% technically monster as a result.

I'm talking a monstergirl that is 100% human features. Human traits, human looks, human powers, human strength, human clothes. Tell me that's not the craziest meta shit you've ever had to try and puzzle out and reconcile. $20 bucks says you're already failing at the double think stage of it.

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>>21489781
Dark Mage

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>>21489829
A Dark Mage without those clothes is still a Dark Mage.

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>>21489711
MUCH Taller then me. (Although I am a manlet so it's not that hard to achieve.) Either strong enough to snap Chad's spine or has enough firepower to nuke him from orbit.

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>>21489600
Pride and/or immaturity, and an overly prideful monstergirl would probably get even more upset when she recognizes she's thinking about something so embarassing. That tsundere loli vampire might get even more flustered and tsun-tsun, when she catches herself getting aroused by imagining what being dominated and proneboned by adult cock would feel like.

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>>21489833
Literally already covered that shit. Shits magic which is inherently non-human to some degree no matter how minor.

I'm talking 100% undiluted human featured monstergirl here. No magic, no weird gubbins, no secret OC donut steelery. Tell me when it clicks I'll wait the years it will probably take for you to actualize it.

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>>21489839
If a Dark Mage is not wearing her hat, she may die.

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>>21489817
>Mogudan Troll
My penis can't handle that much meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489853
She's a big girl

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>>21489717
Mineral Monsters

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>>21489852
>I'm talking a squid that is a hamster, tell me when it clicks
ok retard

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>>21489853
>Dark mage getting dicked so hard she has to hold o to her hat for dear life

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>>21489829
>>21489852
So, a normal human girl?

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>>21489711
big is what I define as fun sized amigo

[Anonymous No.]

Give into the demands of Elves they know best

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires would probably be expert chef's, or at least have a few on hand.

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>>21489891
I wouldn't mind being a prisoner of war for a bunch of elves. The standard of living still ends up being an improvement anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a worse punishment, going down a metal slide on a hot summer day after a lava golem's been sleeping on it or going down a plastic slide after a raiju just went down it?

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>>21489897
She seems a bit batty

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>>21489876
Nah. I'm talking a monstergirl that is 100% human featured.
Like, that fucker came from an echidna that banged a griffin and out popped this girl who's 100% human featured. Like, you pick any trait on this girl and compared it to humans and it's a 100% match.
>>21489866
Yeah, except that squid birthed another squid except you take any given feature on it and compare it to a hamster and it's a 100% match.
I understand that anger and mockery is the default when faced with something you're incapable of understanding but think about it for a bit and it might click. If not one of your better peers could reach an epiphany and could perhaps explain his process to you.

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>>21489911
The plastic slide; the metal one would be pleasantly warm at worst, meanwhile the raiju slide will screw up your hair and give you a boner.

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>>21489921
Then it's not a fucking squid, ignoramus. It's a hamster.

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>>21489911
Probably the latter.
Because the lava golem got stuck halfway down and at least if you run into her you get heat resistance for the duration.

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>>21489891
i would do that as long as they aren't dark elves. dark elves will fatten me up and make me exercise and repeat because their exercise techniques produce "rations" for them, whatever they are.

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Hey guys, Magus here. On this day one year ago, I posted my first story segment. Since then I've received tons of support and love from everyone in the thread. It's been a privilege to give back to a community that has given me so much joy. I look forwards to another great year of requests and stories.
>inb4 blogpost
Just this once, I swear.

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>>21489911
I'm slightly worried about the dorome waiting to hug you at the bottom of the slide.

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>>21489933
Stop replying to it.

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>>21489941
Mind me asking what request your doing next?

[Anonymous No.]

In this heat I wish I had an ice slime to hug me

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>>21489943
>Worried about a doormouse
Why would you ever be worried about a womanlet narcoleptic that at worst use you as a pillow? Now weresheep are scary, especially if they've been shorn

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>>21489955
>Ice slime
>Everyone thinks she's some kind of golem because she's frozen solid
>people keep carving runes into her and are confused when they don't work

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More writefaggotry. It's damsel in distress shit.

>be notorious smuggler
>getting ready to ship out some music CDs banned by Titanias, such as Adele
>suddenly get the feeling my operation is being infiltrated
>my gut has almost always been right, so I signal to my crew to shift gears
>I start to go searching
>I feel like I'm getting closer, but also somewhere more... outdoorsy
>that's when I noticed the bushy tail
>she seems to be occupied in photographing some evidence
>perfect opprotunity to give her a bit of chloroform
>although a slight misstep turned her attention to me, I managed to seize her
>I had to call for help in restraining her
>damn ratatoskr have a lot of energy, even a busty one like her
>after several minutes of struggling and screaming, I finally get her trussed up and gagged
>I take her to a small room and tie her to the chair
>"Now stay here for a bit and I'll make sure you'll be fine!" I told her
>wishful thinking, because she just kept struggling
>whatever, I just need a couple of more hours and she can break out whenever she feels like it
>I wanted to keep watch over her, but I had to finalize some things, so I just blocked the door
>dear god I hope she doesn't break out
>after having some things accounted, I decide to check on our snoop
>somehow, she managed to escape the room
>fucking vents
>I hope she didn't get away
>after several minutes of searching I find her trying to sneak away
>and she's still tied up, although she did get the gag off
>I chase after her. She can't outrun me while like that
>or maybe she can, because she can hop like a damn wererabbit
>and has a lot of stamina, which I already was well-acquainted with
>all the while hurling insults at us and calling for help
>good thing we managed to get a dock further away
>it was only through cornering her with a locked exit that I finally caught her
>"You're a feisty little one, aren't you?"
>she responded "You won't get away with such scandalous business!"
>"I've gotten away with almost everything I desired to take with me, and I'm beginning to desire taking a troublesome snoop like you with me." I replied
>"You are not immune to the press! Everyone will know the truth by someone else's effort if not mine! You can do what yo--mmmph!" She was interrupted by a gag. This one was manufactured rather than an improvised cloth. She earned it for being such a bitch.
>"I'll humor your righteous journalist trite later. For now, I just want to be a good girl and sit down and shut up.:"
>she still kept making noise as I picked her up like a duffel bag
>once I started to get the chains on her, she shifted to a pleading look
>"Don't worry. I'll make sure that nothing bad happens to you, but in return I can't let you do anything bad to me. So it looks like you're coming along."
>she tried to struggle just as I was about to leave the room. It seems like she wasn't resigned to her fate just yet.
>if she isn't single, she might make a decent ransom if her husband is rich and desperate enough
>I don't even care about the ransom money, I just want to make sure I don't get fucked by some Navy SEAL dude or something
>if she's single, I might just keep her
>if she persuades me

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>>21489971
what about pleasure runes

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>>21489950
Terrifying sea raiders!

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>>21489966
Learn how to read

[Anonymous No.]

Give peace a chance and maybe monsters won't rape

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>>21489977
Those aren't physically carved and I'm not even sure if they're actually inked. There were all those mana tattoos, after all.

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>>21489973
Neato, anon. I fucking love DiD stuff.

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>>21489985
>this message brought to you by the smug squad

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would find my coin collection cool

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>>21489933
Nah, 100% squid parents and dna 100% hamster features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489999
ok kid

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>>21489996
Anubis or Tanuki.

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>>21489999

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>>21489996
Dragon. That's probably a bad thing, though.

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>>21490013
BIG
THICK
DARK
MAGE

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>>21490017
A dragon would probably consider his collection pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

When you fuck a hellhound, it's only a matter of who faints first the decides when the fucking is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489995
Why would the smug squad say that

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>>21490023
What about the mid fuck meal break to get chunks of meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490033
>Mid fuck meal break
I wanna cook s'mores on a hellhound's eyeflames and then cuddle

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21490033
>Slurping spaghetti while pounding your cock deep inside your hellhound's hot wet tight pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490013
dark mage is sexy but i wanna see a dark slime dark mage. good thing i'm good at drawing.

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>>21489993
Thanks, but I'm sure someone could do better. For starters, I probably could've either kept the ratatoskr's features vague for those who prefer to imagine flat or loli ratatoskrs even though I hate lolicon, or actually gone into detail about how the ropes further emphasizes her thick, womanly features. I should never have been half-assed about squirrel ass.

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>>21490033
She rides you into the kitchen and then you eat off of each other. The sex does not stop, it just decreases in intensity. Maybe ask her to go easy on the hot sauce, though.

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>>21490013
>tfw no pear loli Dark Mage drawn by nav

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>>21490022
Do jealous and greedy dragons have such limits?

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>>21490059
Do what makes you happy anon.

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>>21490033
What do you mean by chunks of meat like the stuff in Anime ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490076
Steak, leg ham, chops. She'll chow down while viciously riding your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>Snuggling up close to your hellhound waifu in the winter
>Sleeping on the couch in the summer

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>>21489951
The schedule is a pudgy harpy "who's been skipping wing day," and then another consensual monsterization clinic story. After that, it's back to the main story for another arc.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that its considered a tad unethical to use a loli glacies to cool down during summer.
She should be playing with friends!

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>>21490013
Nah, see that's magic. shits an inhuman trait on its face. I'm talking 100% human traits monstergirl.
>>21490007
Please see the second portion of >>21489921 if it's too hard of a concept for you keep at it but getting angry like a child over it won't help you.

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>>21490108
Is it ethical if her friends play video games inside and thus keep my room cool that way

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>>21490115
I mean, sure.
They're hanging out together, they just happen to be doing it in your home.

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>>21490094
>Harpy gets chubby cause she walks everywhere with her hubby instead of flying
>The street food doesn't help either
>One day she plans on going to the store to pick up some candy but hits the ground with a thud
>Vows to start her diet tomorrow, then vows to start it the next day after that, and then the next day...

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>>21490121

Penguin Girls would bully her

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>>21490111
>I'm talking about the color red represented entirely by green LEDs

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>>21490070
I can be pretty nickpicky, especially after everything's already finalized. I'm actually normally not comfortable writing smut, but there's not enough monster-in-distress shit from what I can see, so someone's got to step up and tap into it.
I still should try to add more detail to the ratatoskr's features next time.

>>21490094
Any advice on writing smut? I could use some advice in finding ways to get into my magical realm. I've written about a pharaoh, a danuki, and now a ratatoskr.

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>>21490111
Someone call the Order-according to your retarded logic, their magic users are no longer human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490094
>>21490121
Fatfag subhumans don't deserve to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490108
>>21490115
>>21490119
Some neet inviting a bunch if lolis inside his bedroom to play games sound horrible anywhere except monsterland where it’s probably a regular thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Winter truly is the best and has the best monsters Winter MG> Summer MG

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>>21490090
Luckily, as hellhounds are denizens of Hell itself, you get some perks there.
>Additionally, those who become an incubus can also adapt to the environment to match the monster that they're coupled with. For example, an incubus coupled with a monster that lives in a desert, or near a volcanic crater, will gain resistance to heat, and an incubus that is coupled with a monster from a snowy country will gain resistance to cold.
Although you may want check and make sure she isn't from Niflheim or something instead.

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>>21490149
Well yeah.
It only works in MG land where that's fine and most of them could handle an actual bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster race would be the "florida man" of monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490162
Gremlins

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>>21490141
So females are better at magic?
Thats not fair they have 2 massive tanks for mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490141
>talks about absorbing demonic energy
Shits incubization no-one's 101 my logic checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21489973
I like it anon. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490162
>>21490166
>florida gremlin assaults florida man with katana and publix sandwich, followed by sexual assault

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>>21490169
No, it's demonstrating the difference in how men and women use magic in MGE.
Women control energy around them or provided to them, while men utilize energy that they produce themselves, if I recall correctly.

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>>21490133
>I can be pretty nickpicky, especially after everything's already finalized.
I mean, there's no reason you can't turn a greentext into a proper story, right?

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>>21489200
I guess that makes sense. I just feel bad and greedy and guilty for my preference. I feel like it's a moral wrong that it's almost like I like my potential waifu for what she is, not who she is, and for having the audacity and inflated sense of self to imagine that such a monster would be interested in a loser like me. Whereas people like you don't have any delusions of grandeur and know you will be satisfied with something simpler. It's a point of insecurity for me that I might not be able to satisfy the species I prefer.

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>>21490149
i don't want wendi children flashing their bare naked loli chests at me and call me names like balloon-popper and mother-fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490162
Mucus toad.

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>>21490162

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>>21490191
I feel most comfortable doing it all anonymously in greentext format on a Assyrian cake-baking board, but I've never really tried anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490059
Nah, if you like busty and your not doing a commission then make her busty.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21490226
>Alligator Girl rapes man after stealing pandas from local zoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490233
That's fine too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490243
>florida alligator girl sexually assaults man after stealing golf cart, $3000 worth of methamphetamine

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna give hellhound bellyrubs. And rub her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490266
>florida alligator girl robs bank, strips naked, then runs down the street throwing stolen money everywhere

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>>21489891
>>21489908
>soldier anon is taken captive by an elven mercenary after a skirmish, and leaves the battlefield in chains
>she's more than a little rough with him, and his binds chafe
>his armor is replaced with rags, and filth cakes most of his body from the days on the road, sleeping on bare ground
>finally his captor relents as he's brought into the elven encampment and placed in the jail pen
>the iron binds on his wrists are released, but he's collared to a pole in the middle of camp
>a handful of elven troops, the warriors in tight leather and the mages in sheer silk, start to quietly observe him over the next few days
>he's brought meals of succulent, fragrantly seasoned meat, and the elves on the sidelines grimace visibly each time he eats
>"The man-beast, it tears fauna-kin's flesh with its teeth..." one mage in loose robes mutters, shivering
>"His face-locks grown rough and his eyes so fierce, so dangerous and wild... such a fiend." an archer in strapped leathers speaks past her hand, raised to her mouth in horror as she goes bright red
>"What a terrifying conqueror, such a monstrous foe... the blood chills at the thought of battle with such a savage thing!" one of the scholars has to wipe the fog from her glasses as she scribbles notes
>there's a silence, though, as everyone stops chattering and looks at something behind him
>certain it's the headsman's axe, the ragged soldier bows his head and takes his death like a man
>only to hear a loud 'CLANK' as the iron ring holding his leash to the pole is broken
>the mercenary who captured him is standing behind the pole with a hammer in one hand, and the end of his leash in the other
>"the man-beast has been driven to his limits, and the sacred drug administered" she says, just as anon begins to feel a terrible heat spread through his abdomen
>he can smell hundreds of unique scents, a different blend of sweat, herbs and fruit for each elf
>his bloodshot eyes flick wildly from one elf's breasts in translucent silk, to another's leatherbound ass, to a different elf's trembling thighs
>anon is panting heavily and frothing at the mouth, completely overcome with some inhuman lust
>that was no ordinary meat
>"Now, sisters..." she walks up to anon's back, cinches his collar tight, then unclips it. "It is time to enjoy the pleasures of the summer hunt!" the moment her sentence ends, she vanishes in a puff of elfen-mist and joins the crowd
>the whole crowd cheers, and pandemonium ensues
>most run away giggling incessantly, with some dropping articles of clothing as they run
>some stay closer and begin stripping with shaking hands and quivering lips, a few even slicking themselves with oil
>many start shouting obscenities and jeers, taunting him into a good chase
>"Come and catch me, you filthy, dirty man! I do yoga~!" laughs one wood elf priestess
>"Surely you want to taint yourself with me, beast. I'll sin with you until god casts us both into inferno!" a dark elf growls, ripping the black leather off of her body like it's paper
>"Give me your half-breed babies, male-thing! Knock me up with inferior heirs and make me your sow!" moans a high elf, already on the ground pleasuring herself
>anon starts blindly sprinting for whatever's nearest, seeing too much red to be picky
>he's shoulder-checked to the ground from the side, and the entirety of a person's weight slams down on his exposed chest
>"I-I LIKE 'EM RUGGED!" screams the matronly red-haired elf on his chest, stroking his dirty face with shaking hands. "I WANNA FUCK IN THE STYLE OF THE DOGS!"
>after three days and three nights of the frenzied hunt, anon awakes to many hands cleaning and trimming him
>three day-wives and three night-wives lay with him in their tent, all of them flushed with afterglow, all of them enamored with him and pressed close
>the redhead who first tasted of him climbs onto his chest and lays down, her head on his chin
>"What a terrible monster you are, dearest. What a terrible, wonderful, filthy thing you've done to all of us elves." she kisses him, and two of the others pout audibly. "You owe us at least two children each for your transgressions, you st- you brute."

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>>21490238
Never the less, I should never have half-assed that squirrel ass. The reader should've been shown more detail about how well-endowed she is and how the ropes compound her sexy form.

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>>21490292
True. I was going to add on that not doing that and straddling the line just makes something a mess, but you already knew that.

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>>21490162
wurm
>florida wurm steals kobold puppies thinking she was a "dog lady"
>florida wurm starts fire at a sabbath church thinking she's doing fire magic with gasoline and a match
>florida wurm backfires experiment to grow husband's dick only to grow 14 more inches than expected and was later arrested for being in possession of illegal cock growing substances

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>>21490326
>florida wurm
what a scary thought, imagine what kind of hijinks could her and florida man could get into, like crashing their own wedding

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>>21490324
Guess I should try to think of something else to write about. Any ideas?

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>>21490272
Careful, you might find out the hard (flammable)way that she's very ticklish.

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>>21490342
I do, but i like your freeform stuff. So what ideas do you have? what do you like?

[Anonymous No.]

listening to a dragon count her coins would be very relaxing

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>>21490391
Does she need help?

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>>21490133
>Any advice on writing smut?
Honestly, I just think of what I would like to happen if I were in that scenario and go for it.

>>21490146
I don't question the requests, I only write them. There have been some requests that are outside of my normal comfort zone, but those are the requests that help me grow as a writer.

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>>21490391
>clink, clink, clink, clink, clink
>fwap fwap
>giggle
>"Ninety six thousand eighty-one, ninety six thousand eighty- two, ninety six thousand eighty-three, ninety six thousand eighty- four, ninety six thousand eighty-five, ninety six thousand eighty- seven, ninety six thousand eighty-eight, ninety six thousand eighty-nine..."

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>>21489617
Spiders are total bros
Treat them right, and they won't fuck with you+handle damn near any pest issue you have

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>>21490413
She missed 9686

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>>21490428
>>21490413
Fuck I mean 96,086

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>>21490413
I want to hide a coin and watch her freak out trying to find.

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinkin bout the bauble i'd make for sahu's spear in place of typical ring. What i got so far conceptually is a heart with a fish curving itself along the front as if hugging it and that leg marking running lengthwise on the fish.

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>>21490364
I don't like how weak and helpless the humans are. Just because the monsters won't kill them doesn't mean humans are just going to let them do what they please. It's why I thought up some ideas on monster hunting where humans capture monsters in order to either reform them or marry them.
I'm really into damsel in distress stuff, though I'm not proud of it because for some reason I perceive sexuality as a weakness, nevermind what the feminists think. Not really into rape for some reason, either. Maybe it's because I see men as "unclean" or something, so I'm never really in the mood to write about men forcing themselves onto monsters even if the monsters would gladly accept. Don't like torture or discomfort even though I imagine bondage is usually uncomfortable, but I've never tried it or witnessed it.
Really, it all comes down to me liking to see young women restrained, preferably in a regal dress and with coils of rope.

>>21490407
>Honestly, I just think of what I would like to happen if I were in that scenario and go for it.
I don't think I can imagine myself doing what I wrote. Female slavery may turn me on to some extent, but it pisses me off to the point of violent wishes in real life. Abducting a young lady that has been giving me trouble may be warranted in fantasy, but in real life it would take an absurd and contrived scenario to make me want to think about doing that.

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>>21490433
What about a thin band around the base of her tail?

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>>21490428
>>21490430
You gonna tell her?

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>>21490447
Only after the fact

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>>21490407
Not him. Got any advice for romance? My writing tends towards the technical, I've probably got a long road to go before any sort of smut not based on humor. I'm basically an amagical person. When done properly, sex is boring.

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>>21490431
at that point I'd probably try to convince her to melt it down and measure it by weight. The solid gold will hold its value better anyway, given currency inflation and the frailty of coin-bearing kingdoms.

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>>21490444
have to be something that comes together and locks or ties around that big meaty tail

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>>21490133
>Any advice on writing smut?
Don't fap for a day or two and let your dick do the work.

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>>21490449
Delaying the freakout from a miscount only makes it worse, anon. if it's bad enough though she might finally start using spreadsheets and an abacus.

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>>21490464
or Just keep track and say you missed so and so numbers and add it to the total

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: shorstack kejourou

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>>21490479
So long as her hair is long and I can brush it

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>>21490482
>standing paizuri AND hairjob

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>>21490460
Yes, like a ring she wears around her tail.

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>>21490469
Even if you told her specifically how many she missed she wouldn't believe you and have to recount herself

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>>21490436
Then how about a mamano and incubus couple doing some mamano beast hunting for their town to have a big feast? Its said mamano realm beasts are stronger than monsters and humans so maybe you could have a point in the were the mamano is in danger only for her incubus husband to save her. And yes incubus are humans only autistic /tg/fags would deny that.

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>>21490133
>Any advice on writing smut?

Write the doujinshi you wish existed. Write the superior version of a flawed doujin you liked. Think of a favorite, then add or subtract the tags you prefer. Taking what exists and works, then putting your own spin on it is the doujin way.

>inspiration: brown cow x cowboy story you read like 5 years ago and half-remember
>tags: dark skin, milf, lactation, BDSM, blowjob, smoking
>your story: brown cow gals x farmhand - the anon cut
>tags: dark skin, gyaru, oyakodon, virgin, lactation, paizuri, blowjob, nakadashi

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I was I was balls deep in a holst right now

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>>21490484
>standing paizuri, hair job, AND a fullbody carressing!

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>>21490527
I wish I was*
Forgive me. I was mesmerized by those massive mammaries

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>>21490527
>>21490535
that the dream, the dream that never comes

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>>21490523
dumb lim

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>>21490527
I wish I was in bed hugging my wife and fluffing her tail right now.

Honestly I'd probably quit shitposting and video games and such entirely if I had a wife to snuggle and keep me company at night. I'd rather spoil her and make her happy than waste time alone.

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Do you know what this thread woefully lacks?
imoutos

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>>21490558
i'd be spending most of my time diving

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>>21490565
redpill me on being a pedophile for devilish little lolis

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>>21490565
indeed it does need some cute imoutos!

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>>21490486
tails are fun to decorate

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>>21490565
Don't listen to his lies. This is a nee-san and MILF thread.

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>>21490604
i want to chew on her ahoge

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>>21490604
Wife >>>> oneeshit

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>>21490609
Careful. It's there to lure you in so you'll preen her wings and massage her back too.

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>>21490616
This.

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>>21490616
she looks made to create children
>>21490619
gonna press her down and fuck her ass cheeks

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>>21490616
You misunderstand. Sometimes my wife acts a little onee, and eventually I'll make her into the perfect milf. It's all part of a master plan.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna invent the toaster and i'll definitely get covered in gremlin babes, what do you all think?

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>>21490584
"""pedophilia""" is just a social construct invented by loli-hating PCs when it's only natural for men to desire petite, lithe imoutos to dote on

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Not enough birb love in these threads.

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>>21490635
None of that is true. But it's true that you are a weirdo. Don't try and shove us all into your specific oddball category. People not flipping out over your "flat is justice" fetish isn't the same as us having it. Those clothes kind of suck, anon. Not the drawing, the fashion

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>>21490635
i know this is a dangerous topic but can i marry and make passionate love to my loli daughterus that i would never give to a gross adult?

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>>21490349
I like ticklish bitches

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>>21490653
i want that bird to surprise fuck me, run off, and come back with an egg and tell me it's ours while she has the sexiest smug face like she was reigned the victor against me

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>>21490506
I don't like peril. I prefer my DiD without the threat of something permanently bad happening. I like the damsel to be in the hands of some who isn't ugly, very rough, or stupid.

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>>21490653
I like soft birds

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>>21488415
>show a mind flayer the new baldur's gate 3 trailer
i wonder how she would react

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>>21490693
I have a thing for monster care, and while I do not have a bird waifu preening a bird MG's wings and cleaning her feathers seems like the peak of that.

I love brushing tails but there's something about a harpy type trusting you to help maintain her means of flight that makes it very romantic.

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>>21490675
Well, why not? KC specifically said it happens, there are even some MGs with
tendencies to it, I see no reason why it should be considered as "a dangerous topic". Just because this thread hates something doesn't mean it will become non-cannon.

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>>21490653
I want to wear bright gaudy clothing while engaging in a series of lekking movements. When she comes close to investigate, I'll grab some feathers and run. Eventually my anti-insomnia pillow will be fully feathered.

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>>21490755
Bully the lim!

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>>21490755
>>21490759
I want her to be shown a powerpoint presentation. Wait it gets worse than that. It will be a set of graphs and statistics showing the number of new monster matings that have happened during periods of time she was busy ruling. Whenever she starts to drift off, slides of the many happy new couples engaged mid-coitus will be shown. When it is clear that she is paying attention once more, it'll be back to the fucking statistics again. I will have Ben Stein deliver the presentation while dosed on valium. The presentation will end on a video of an orgy I arranged for a set of unwed monsters during the actual presentation. It too will turn into statistics when she gets over her mood swing.

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>>21490686
>weeks after anon getting attacked by a black harpy
>he was surprised and confused in the moment, but now he's alone again
>he starts to think she was actually pretty cute at a couple points, and wonders if she'll come back
>more time passes, and he gets kinda sad thinking maybe he wasn't what she wanted
>then he hears a FWAP as two big black wings wrap around him from behind
>they form a dark tent over him, and he feels someone put their chin on his shoulder
>"Guess who, loverboy~" she whispers in his ear, words dripping with horny smug
>anon takes a second before clearing his throat
>might as well go for it
>"...my future wife?" he asks, hopeful but also scared for an answer
>she jumps a little
>"H-hey, last time didn't take is all. I'm just here to do it right. Don't get any big ideas, I-I'm just horny again." she stammers, the smug instantly evaporated
>his shoulder heats up, and he could swear he felt her blushing
>then she presses her face into his back, eyelashes tickling his neck
>it takes a minute, but gradually she relaxes and pulls her wings closer, in a hug
>"Ya didn't really think I was that kinda girl, did ya?" she mumbles, muffled by his shirt

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>>21489717
A living suit style monster girl. Human in appearance but taller than average, they will envelop their husband while going about their everyday life. The inside is similar to a Sandworm, but the girl is in control. While you sexually pleasure her, you gain control of the suit and can walk around like normal. If you refuse, she will do all kinds of lewd poses and play with her body, therefore making you do so too.

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>>21490759
>>21490798
>Anon was then bullied
https://i.imgur.com/xD4eWgG.png

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons. Today is my birthday. Just want to say that I love this thread and you all, even despite the shitposting we have to endure sometimes. I wish that you all get your waifus! Post cute pictures of them to make me happy on my birthday.

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>>21490840
Cool. I spent today disappointing myself, so here's the girl I like to think would love me anyway.

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>>21489711
This question never makes sense with a Lamia

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>>21490809
Diff anon. That's nice, she still comes off as sweet even though she left for a pack of cigarettes the first time.
>>21490833
>Ben Stein was then bullied
Ftfy. At least he knows she isn't after his money.
>>21490840
Happy birthday, anon.

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>>21490152
Does this mean you could take a vacation from your level of hell to see another. Like, for example, visit the frozen lakes during the summer to cool off?

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>>21490832
I like this but it might be too /d/ for here

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>>21490332
On the other hand, just think of how overjoyed she would be going to a theme park in Florida

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>>21490877
It's quite possible, like most things KC leaves the specifics up to the reader.

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>>21490869
>Smug Cheshire not so smug after being confessed to.

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I bet a bird brained mg would sit on a rock waiting for it to hatch if you told her it was an egg

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>>21489717
I would like to see magic or technology that can be used by humans/incubi to dominate monsters.

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>>21490885
I want to see a cheshire struggle between her smug persona and a genuine deredere desire to hug the shit out of her husband. Like she's just pulled a prank and gave him a good scare, and it's hilarious, but she also wants to cuddle him and make him feel better after.

[Anonymous No.]

Your free trial of virginity has ended.

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>>21490883
>Florida wurm gets married at theme park, ruins the entire county's supply of funnel cake
She doesn't really mean any harm. Too bad about the funnel cake, though.

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>>21490892
Alternatively, what if she knows, but she likes how happy it makes you to tease her.

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>>21490894
Gremlins'd fuck it up pretty quick.

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>>21490906
I’d pay to keep my virginity.

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>>21490892
What if the rock was actually an egg and she is now the adopted mom to a dragon

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>>21490906
So she owes me money? Interesting.

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>>21490921
>Bird brain raising a wurm
[Screams in Echidna]

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>>21490928
sounds cute

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>>21490918
I've got to figure out how to counter gremlins. I imagine them to be easy to overpower due to having smaller bodies, but they have technology as well.
The only things I can think of is either using mechanical devices devoid of magic, or using magic that can negate gremlin technology such as EMPs.

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>>21490938
Distract with blueprints, whizz on machines. Let me know how that works out for you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

0 days without nuki tricks.

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>>21490938
why does it have to be one dominating the other. Why cant it just be that incubus/human husbands working together with their waifus?

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>>21490909
Churros are the superior product anyway.

I wish I had a waifu with me on my vacation. I’m trying out the new SW land that opened recently and I can just imagine the wonder in her eyes. I can almost feel her claw grabbing my hand, dragging me to the next attraction as she points out all the cool stuff she likes.

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>>21490953
>>21490938
Remember to keep a tactical Rube Goldberg illustration in your back pocket to distract them in an emergency.

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>>21490954
around Nuki watch your tookie

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>>21490975
What’s a tookie?

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>>21490961
Some people like to play games. Others simply just need to force the other to learn to respect them, so they have to find a way to fight back.
Didn't one anon write about a hellhound and incubus trying to outswole the other in a power-loop?

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>>21490961
Not him. Because gremlins. Someone has to come out on top with gremlins, and if you don't it will get really really weird.Gadgets and lube degrees of weird. That's not everyone's thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490981
>(colloquial) The buttocks.
>a diminutive in -ie from tuchus.

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>>21490954
>>21490975
Danuki just needs a good man to take care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490809
I really really really like this image.

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>>21490833
All according to my elaborate plan!

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>>21490963
True, the churro is an excellent pastry. Florida chupacabra will probably ruin those next week. At least it's not as bad as when it was mostly humans in Florida. Attempted robberies using blowtorches have hit record lows.
I've not done such a thing in ages. You should go and enjoy yourself. I've a fondness for science museums, myself

[Anonymous No.]

The only reason I want to learn magic is so I can mess around with my waifu and lewd her in unexpected ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu play sports? If she does would she refer solo or team sports? Would she play in Co-ed leagues or women/mamano exclusive leagues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490970
Nice. A Rubik's Cube with deliberately misplaced stickers seems like it would work too.

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>>21491035
Probably not. Unless it's a body builder contest (LITERAL body builder).

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491035
No unless making football team counts as that

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>>21491048
what do you mean by making a football team? like in a videogame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490954
So are they still gonna...you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491054
Making a large family

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>>21490840
here's something that was also made for early birthday goodness

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491046
>Apprentice, I said a left leg, not a left arm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490970
>>21491040
I would like to write about a treasure hunter wanting to get some rare material, so he raids a gremlin's place. The gremlin gets captured in the process and gets her sex toys used against her, but in the end the guy is persuaded to just have a deal with her.
What I need to figure out is what defenses he will need to breach and overcome before he can subdue the gremlin. Maybe he's old-fashioned and doesn't like complicated technology, which gives him an advantage over the gremlin. In the end he realizes that high-tech is awesome, partially because he was using it to sexually stimulate a gremlin.

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>>21491006
She looks so genuinely excited and thrilled to have a baby, it's very heartwarming. What a loving happy face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491061
Where I'm from, fish is wrapped in newspaper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491035
Is there professional yoga?

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>>21491129
no, but i should have said sport or activity so it still counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491079
>"But we're out of left legs"
>She hands you a shovel

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>>21490869
She's cute! I'm sure she'd love you!

>>21491061
Thanks anon! She's a qt as well!

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>>21490921
>adopted mom to a dragon
The concept of weaker docile monsters raising bigger and more powerful ones is very fun and cute

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>>21491035
She's an MMA fighter and competes solo. I suppose it would have to be mamono-only, though. Human weight classes are already strict enough.

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>>21491155
So like a kobold with a hellhound puppy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491137
>Sends you off to the local graveyard to dig up Zombies and ask them if he can borrow their left leg.
>As expected, they always want something in return...

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>>21491155
Especially when the daughter goes through a scary rebellious teenage phase but still loves and spends time with her mom.

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>>21491169
>Begone from my sanctum, foolish mortal!
>"Don't you 'foolish mortal' me young lady!"

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>>21491178
No matter how hot she gets her dragonfire or how many inches of steel her claws can pierce, little miss dragon can't stand a chance against mama holst and her signature rolled up newspaper bap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491165
I bet anon is very popular with all the single zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491199
That gang of Delinquent Ghouls that hang out there after dark, resting against headstones and lying on top of mausoleums, always like to tease Anon when he walks by.

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>>21491163
How would the Kobold handle the fire?

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>>21491224
!!

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>>21491224
The Royal Anubis is cute!

CUTE!

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>>21491035
My waifu is a big science nerd anon, she wouldn't do many athletic things at all. Occasionally we might play-wrestle or she might do yoga, but those would be casual and purely for sexual purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheeki breeki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491035
Video games are a sport.

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>>21491209
I can only imagine the “this is fine” meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491257
I don't speak vodka but at least the anubutt is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21486807
What time? Sunday, bloody Sunday?

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>>21491035
>holstaur picking basically any sport
>volleyball spikes are lethal
>any sort of check or tackle is lethal
>further golf swings
>shit like lacrosse is just calling her back to her minotaur roots
>she just happy that her team is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21487431
They can fix your VCR and end your pointless odyssey of looking for a repair shop.

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>>21491035
>Would your waifu play sports?
She would after I showed her one of my favorite movies, Moneyball and my favorite sports anime One Outs

[Anonymous No.]

Hey dude, I upgraded your squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491035
solo sport

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>>21491423
I think she likes little boys a bit too much now.

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>>21491405
So this is the power of the fabled Anubutt...

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>>21491431
Hey! Just because a monster girl finds little boys adorable and cant help hugging them doesn't mean she isn't into adult men.
And besides, this particular squirrel is baby crazy and needs a manly husband who can provide for a huge family.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a queen slime so she can replace all the human women in town and get fucked by all their husbands before servicing me with their sloppy cum-filled bodies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491035
Does 3-Gun count as a sport?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491459
You have to go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

Don't bite the bait you fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491463
You mean /k/? I'm not from /pol/. I just like target shooting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491278
She just needs to invest in a good fire extinguisher

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491163
>mommy reduced to hug pillow for her adoptive daughter
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491543
Even hellhounds can appreciate cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491554
>daughter monopolizes mother from father
>can't ever get an intimate moment with your waifu because your waifu's daughteru is hugging her 24/7
How terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491554
Who's the artist? It's just so fucking adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491571
OniTengu, a japanese artist who unfortunately spends most of their time absorbed in shitty mobages.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think Shirokuto's good for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491610
Making it easy to find lolibabas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491610
I'd sit any of these girls in my lap, on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491035
No but she would be interested in martial arts and weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491610
kuu lolibabas

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the most underrated mge species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491622
Considering how Shirokuto is a tsundere lolibaba, expect a lot a smugness heading your way the moment she feels you on her bloomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491639
Humans

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>>21491622
Even as a loli, I think the Echidna is a little big for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491639
imo chimeras are pretty underrated since they can be a mishmash of OC character traits and still work no matter how contradicting they may be

[Anonymous No.]

>king Anonkhet and his good friend, the khopesh master Anonhotep meet up for beer and cards, same as every other Tuesday while their wives are out for girls' night
>the king can't seem to find his cards or dice, and anonhotep laughs at his inefficient, disorganized palace den
>in one of the cupboards, though, the king finds an album he doesn't recognize
>he brings it back to the table and the two of them flip through, eager to tease their wives later
>it's filled with hundreds of photos, all of them of Pharaoh and Anubis together over the years
>first is an old picture of little puppy anubis, cradling the newborn queen with a big grin
>there are several of the little pharaoh grabbing at anubis' ears and tail as she turns bright red
>they played in the oasis together, ran a lemonade stand, and even built a miniature pyramid in the mud
>in one of the pictures the two of them are running around jumping for joy in front of a huge green orb
>the caption reads "big sister noobie's first hex!" with a little pawprint drawn next to it
>the next picture is a little more solemn, with both girls in full ceremonial dress
>the newly-coronated queen, barely able to lift the heavy golden ankh, is standing over Anubis and blushing
>anubis looks flustered too, and has a staff much too large for her in her hands
>"swearing super-loyalty to queenie." it reads
>the next few pages cover their time in middle and high school, when they had to wear academy uniforms and pharaoh had her growth spurt
>The pharaoh is trying to cover her face, no makeup on and her hair in a messy ponytail
>Anubis looks badly overheated in her training armor, and the staff is still too long for her
>despite anubis being older, she seems to be a late bloomer in most of the pictures the pharaoh towers over her, scratching her ears with a teasing smile
>finally they reach the section on high school and college, just before they all met
>"How does it feel knowing your beloved queen once had a hip-hop phase?" asks anonhotep
>"How does it feel seeing your precious holy wolf in goth makeup?" retorts the king
>the two of them agree not to comment on the album cover of their wives' college rock band, in the interest of their continued friendship
>the last page ends with a group picture, all of them at their double wedding, drunk out of their minds
>both husbands went in looking for something embarassing, but end up mostly arguing over whose wife is the cutest
>"You know something, sacred sword..." the king starts, scratching his chin
>"Yes, my king?" Anonhotep enunciates mockingly
>"I intend no offense, but I believe our princess will be cuter than your daughter-pup." the king grins, knowing exactly what he's started
>"Is that so, my lord?" begins Anonhotep. "An interesting claim, for one whose wife lacks a fluffy tail."
>the two go at it for a while, and it very nearly comes to blows before the king gets an idea
>"We've no cards or dice, but would you still care to gamble, my friend?" Anonkhet grins as he sees the gears turning in his friend's head
>"The wager?" asks Anonhotep, casually resting a hand on his sword hilt
>"First to have a daughter..." the king pauses for dramatic effect, "...will have the key to the temple of Hathor."
>"You don't mean..."
>"I do." the king nods smugly
>"My wife, with the blessing of Hathor..." anonhotep starts blushing
>"Access anytime, day or night." the king chuckles knowingly, shivering a little himself
>"I'm not certain, I-" Anonhotep suddenly splashes the king with ale and sprints for the door. "Anubis, my love! We've work to do!" he shouts, running in the direction of the bazaar
>"Scoundrel!" the king roars, whistling for his horse "My queen, I'm coming!"
>somewhere a pharaoh and her anubis are looking at yearbook photos over wine, laughing at their idiot husbands

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>>21491677
What I got from this is that I need to see goth Anubis.

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>>21491684
>I need to see goth Anubis.
We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491688
>>21491684
Here you go fellas

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491684
>not Hathor-blessed Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491694
You're still here, Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any fan made Sabbath you've guys have seen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491710
Where else would I be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491709
I want tomboy sports anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491716
I have a commission pending for exactly that, but tundranubis. It may be a while yet but it will be done so help me god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491715
I was hoping a shallow grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491712
My Bapho wife has her own but I need to sit down and hash out what kind of research they do in detail some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491716
This is the perfect boob size for paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491727
Please remain calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491715
I guess you're right, I'm occasionally still here too even if I haven't written anything in years.

[Anonymous No.]

Do human nations go war with each other in MGE settings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491474
3 gun counts ignore the retard my waifu also loves firearms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491778
Yes, but not frequently.
Seems like at the current time there’s at most minor skirmishes.

[Anonymous No.]

hellhounds may be a little rough but thats just because they love you such much they cant help themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

how often are drownings in a modern setting? sea bishops would have such troubles with all the advancements that help prevent these things from happening.

[Anonymous No.]

If hellhound is so eager to fuck me, I wonder how many times she can handle getting creampied before she faints?
Actually, fuck that, I would faint before she would. She'd drain my balls of all the cum before she ever start feeling worn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492108
The vast majority of premodern drownings were fuly clothed people falling into ice-cold water while working around it, a constant danger back then that basically never happens today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492108
Most drownings around here are young males with pants on their ankles falling from their rowboats, so local Sea Bishops should be pretty eager to rescue them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491677
This is quality, nice work anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492122
Nah. Its like CIA torture and interrogation tactics. The second you start going hazy or losing conciousness they just hit you a bit to get you back into focus, usually in the balls.
You can quit when she says you can.

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>>21492128
>>21492140
can mg's keep a man alive long enough for a bishop to save him?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna pump and dump a monster girl just to see how long it'd take for her to capture me afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490453
I just try to think about how the characters I'm developing would react to the situation, and try to push them together while they flesh out. Just nudge them together while the story progresses; it should be a cumulative thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you know what you're doing with your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492263
Waiting for the portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492263
Yes. I'm living it. People might not agree with my choices but I'm not beholden to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492263
Well i just had pork pies with garlic mint sauce, hot sauce and cheese so im gonna say no

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492352
>The PAD incarnations
The thing I never understood was meimei
Since when was genbu related to snakes as well as tortoises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492374
Media tends to gloss over that many old depictions for genbu have a snake wrapped around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492374
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Tortoise

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491727
Whoa dude. Don't be an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492412
Alp deserves to die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

How're yeh boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492263
Arguably I'm waiting to die just like everyone else is. As for what I'm doing to waste time until then yeah more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492571
When did I end up in charge of a group of monster girl banchous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492592
Quirky misunderstandings when transferring schools. It can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492609
Anon, I was one of the nerds everyone stayed away from during high school.

I don't think they want me as a leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492621
You'd be surprised at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492621
Anonyama please they need you and your smart plants to win against the girls from West Onijima Prefecture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492651
My smart plants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492406
>black tortoise
Black umi osho when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492661
Beast has an OC in the works.

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>>21492621
>"Hey look, that is the guy who everybody in his last school stayed away from."
>"Wow, so the rumor was true. I wonder what he did though, it's not like he's busting with muscles."
>"Dude, you never watched any of those Japanese Kung fu movies? It's always the quiet and small ones!"
>"Huh, I guess you're right. Let's make him a boss then!"

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>>21492660
>in that episode of "I Accidentally Transferred to a Delinquent Girl's School", Boss Anonyama hit his head and suffered from amnesia
Seems like a comfy SoL romantic comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492684
They're cute bakas

>>21492689
Now the question becomes if the boss actually has amnesia or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492691
Ah, so it's a "Irresponsible Captain Tylor" type of story where the hero might be a genius or maybe he's just a lucky idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492263
I do nothing but play vidya, shitpost, and masturbate to monster girls everyday. I guess you could say that I'm living my life pretty well. The only thing missing is a waifu to do it all with.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the pet of the richest, haughtiest, ojouest MG in the entire world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492684
>>21492689
I bet the leader of the rival gang is also his long lost childhood friend who only realizes it in the middle of a fight with him and she either trips and knocks herself out or immediately concedes, either way making everybody think he really is super strong.

[Anonymous No.]

What's she thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492729
>I never noticed his eyes were green...
>always looked blue to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492682
It'll never be drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492729

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no older bombshell demon wife to spoil me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492729
what she wants from panera bread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the most tragic thing that could happen to a MG and her lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492882
Running out of peanut butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492621
Like a bunny living in a den of lions.
Must be one badass bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492880
Why was her face cut off? I want to see her eyes with that cute smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492874
Somehow I don't think that's what's she's thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492910
OK then.

[Anonymous No.]

aquatic wives bringing you to their secret piece of underwater beauty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492958
Their refrigerator?

[Anonymous No.]

Marry and lewd zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492888
I bet KDF has a life time supply stash of peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492836
Cute cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492971
a place where you won't be disturbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21492983
OK, now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493028
now you have a zombie wife that loves you forever

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>>21492689
>Bancho Bullyeti smacks you with her kendo stick and oy oys for not hugging her back
>She goes in for the forced hug to heal your wounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493011
Disturbed why

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491463
Go back to tumblr you total faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493028
make her into a pet until she wights

[Anonymous No.]

>"Look, mastah! I've finally managed to clean plates without breaking them!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493035
A delinquent yeti? Now that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493111
We own plates?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have ANY experience at typesetting so I'm sure there are mistakes around there. Sorry.
So if anyone can do a better job please feel free.
There are some bubbles that weren't translated, they are mostly moans/sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493236
I don't think maids of any kind would stand for paper plates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493246
But you eat cup noodles out of cups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493246
cup noodles where the cup part is also noodle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493249
>>21493268
This kills the meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493275
>>21493246
>Kikimora gets visibly upset when you buy paper plates and plastic cups for your upcoming cookout

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493308
Its less work for her!

[Anonymous No.]

Leanan Sidhe are great. What other girl would listen to Brian Eno with you while gushing about David Mack's changing art styles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493327
But she wants to work for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493334
She works hard enough as is, especially in the bedroom.

She can use the time off to better herself.
Like lifting and bulking up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493275
That sounds more Shoggoth like. As long as you aren't actually being a slob and actually taking care of yourself I doubt most Kikis would care.

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>>21493355
Now see. I don't think shoggoths would really care. They'd just have you eat off a plate and drink out of a cap made from themselves while all the guests used the paper plates and plastic cups. Kikimoras strike me as wanting the occasion to be more formal, at least, formal enough to warrant actual plates and glassware.

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>A Kikimora knocks on your door one day, introduces herself, and says you're to be her master
>5 minutes later, she discovers you own zero pieces of tableware and eat and drink from disposable plates and cups with disposable utensils
>She screams for over an hour
>You swear she never took a breath the whole time

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>>21493395
Have you actually read the entries?
>They mostly obey their master's commands, but if he should refuse their service, they would not have any of it. They also do not like for him to use any already existing items, and ultimately, they will even try to get their master to use such things as a bed or chair made from their own body.
The Shoggoth is entirely based around only using what they make with their bodies and hating their master using anything else or others using them. The Kiki is just a devoted maid unless they see you become a slob which triggers their predatory rape mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493330
Satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

I my shoggoth maid to gently push me into a chair made of herself and start lovingly riding me after a hard days work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493455
I want my Dark Elf mistress to strap me down and ride me lovingly after a hard day of shining her leathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493441
I wanna drink boones farm out of a satyros's navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493420
There must be a market to get kikis assigned to college students. Think about it
>Kiki gets hubby
>Boy gets loving waifu
>His living conditions and diet improve, making his parents happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493464
>"Where is she gonna stay? There's barely any space in my dorm room."
>"Worry not, Master. I am fine with sleeping on the floor, or perhaps...sharing Master's bed~"

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>>21493464
>>21493482
While this situation sounds nice, I imagine it'd be pretty nightmarish if it was an overly enthusiastic loli-kiki. How would all your professors and friends react to you being tailed by a super-genki little kiki who's constantly asking things like "Would you rather have a bath, dinner, or me~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493521
She'd be adorable.
Except I lived with the folks during college because it was cheaper so she'd be living in my home while I went to classes and worked in the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493527
>No loli kiki to secretly tail you to the gym so she can watch you work out
Bad Kiki! She should get back to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493534
It may be good as part of my job was cleaning the equipment.
That and my mom may enjoy some time alone at home.

[Anonymous No.]

New commission of the wife got finished this morning!

https://i.imgur.com/m30btYv.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493568
big

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493575
rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493521
I would order her not to say or do anything that people might misunderstand, while also assuring her that I'll lewd her when we're alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493568
FAT
RAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>21490482

A shortstack Kej's hair isn't any shorter than a normal Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493594
I want a tallflat short hair kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493568
Fat mouse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491677
Lewd pharaoh and virgin anubis is best combo, i wonder what would happen if the pharaoh ordered her to stop being a virgin and get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493613
>i wonder what would happen if the pharaoh ordered her to stop being a virgin and get laid.
she would take Anubis chan to the human slave boy market and help her pic out a slave boy to buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493628
Who makes all these slave boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493568
Whoa that's lewd, especially that pose on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493632
oni marauders hired by tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/A6OZr2b
If a human can cook breakfast with both her arms tied behind her back, imagine what a kiki could do, and she doesn't even have toes.

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>>21493628
>anubis is mortified that her queen is taking her human-boy-shopping
>it only gets worse once they get there
>"We'll need one with a few extra inches down there. This one like to play with rather large toys."
>anubis can't believe the pharaoh is telling her personal information to the sales lady
>"Ooh, how about this one, dear? He's cute AND looks like he could give you holes a good stretching."
>anubis feels like she's ready to die and be mummified

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493677
how do i get myself into a human boy market to be sold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493683
Commit a crime of some sort and then tell the officers you can't pay the fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493683
Just go down there with a "4 Sale" sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493670
I really just want to tie up a young kiki and force myself upon her cute feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493689
just be sure you don't disappear from the evidence locker

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>>21493683
I assume you could just sell yourself into slavery like every other ancient civilization.
But assuming you live in monsterless country, you might have to do a bit of traveling. Maybe go to a coastal city and sacrifice yourself to hold off any raiders from taking not-so willing victims, but if you resist too hard they're probably going to be rough with you and restrain you harder.

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>>21493689
>>21493691
>>21493713
Thank you for the tips. I will make sure to use them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493718
You're welcome, anon. I personally prefer monster slaves since I hate travelling. Not sure who I'd want, but any of the tougher ones would have to be kept in chains, so I would probably go for someone that I can be nice to. I don't want to deal with getting my pelvis pulverized.

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>>21493703
cute fox, is she single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493778
>Asking an on duty officer her marital status
class d felony right there anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493783
What's the punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491677
Anubis and Pharaoh sure are good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493770
>Monster slaves
I can sorta see the appeal. I have an idea for a slave ship to be corrupted by pslimes and then selling them to unknowing human masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493783
Who makes these laws?

>>21493819
Monster would be more willing to be slaves than humans if it means they get a free husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493701
Her feet are just bird legs shaped as boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493795
6 months in a cell with a very large, very aggressive hellhound who has yet to even see a human boy

[Anonymous No.]

I’m at the beach/pool all week! I wonder what my Dear Hatter wife’s swimsuit would look like?
How about you anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493872
Jinko would have a sling bikini an cheshire would be doing just a more normal one that's probably a size too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493859
How about that officer gets 6 months with me in my basement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493872
I know exactly what my wife's swimsuit would look like.

Does yours prefer once-pieces or something more revealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493880
>in my basement?
more like you spend life without parole chained naked to her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493703
This holster makes me so incredibly angry every time I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493872
If I started singing Summer Lovin' at the beach how many monster girls would join in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493859
But I wanted a cute fox...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493879
>Jinko’s abs framed perfectly by the sling
>Cheshire’s thickness muffin-ing around the suit
Splendid anon!
>>21493883
Really, I can’t think what would work best! She’s of course insatiably lewd, but at the same time tries to at least put up appearances of being classy and noble. And it has to look good with a top hat too. Very particular! Your wife looks great there though! A perfect fit!
>>21493895
It’d be a regular flash mob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493883
Oh hey KDF, I saw this the other day and thought of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493872
I can see your wife in nothing but a thong and some mushroom-colored pasties. She’d be all over you in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493896
maybe if you are lucky you will get thrown in a cell with a kitsune, one who may or may not have had a hand in human boy trafficking

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493902
>off-topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493905
I won't turn up missing after my release will I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493889
I'm a slippery man with no patience for abusive authorities. Overzealous police girls are just so damn sexy, especially in ropes or cuffs and with miniskirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21491610
I want her to sit on my lap as I brush her hair and tail while she taunts me sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493897
>Your wife looks great there though! A perfect fit!
Hey thanks anon. How would yours make her hat doesn't come off while swimming though?

>>21493902
That is a beautiful image anon, holy heck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493904
Oh goodness that’s lewd! But also perfect... I think I like that idea! She’d even make Jabberwocks get competitive for her lewdness in such an outfit in public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493913
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493897
Its the best, even if the cheshire is pouting at the Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493920
She’d probably just quickly grow it into her head at the sides discreetly so it wouldn’t dislodge while she’s submerging. Or of course she could trust me to hold it, being her loyal butler and all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493908
To be fair it does scream KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493941
What would her reaction be if you wore her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493936
No vidya at the beach, Cheshire! She’d have fun once you all got going I’m sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493933
Might big price to pay for hitting on a fox, best to stay inside and be a recluse that nobody knows exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493856
Yes, and...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493961
Mighty*

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493951
Just needs to see volley ball.
Nothing like competing with a tall, muscled jinko that has huge breasts.....or she'll just go float on an innertube on the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493872
I think my waifu would wear a very very diverse set of bathing suits. Heck she might even morph them into another type during the day if she felt the need.

[Anonymous No.]

How sneaky is your waifu anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493950
>”Dear human husband, that’s quite a silly look with your fit! If you preferentiate your own hat, I could simply growtificate one for you posthaste. Come, cum, set that aside and allow me to inspect your sizes~”
Of course, then we’d get sidetracked and just have sex in various positions. Which is fine!
>>21493974
That Jinko must cut a downright imposingly sexy figure looking like that! She probably gets modeling offers often!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493897
What does a Hatter even do at the beach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493982
Transformative powers are definitely a strong strength for those monsters that care for fashion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493986
Imposing does not put one in magazines.
And she likes her office job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493984
>sneaky

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493987
She’d greatly appreciate the humidity, and would be fascinated by the feeling of sand between her toes. Otherwise, take long walks holding hands, drink mamosas, and find exotic places to fuck me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493994
Its yep. Her and the slime work excellently to make sure they can chnage fashion or style in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493984
Only sneaky in the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494006
>greatly appreciate the humidity
She's gonna hate it when she's under an umbrella and it still feels like it's 95

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493872
I've got a commission for one of my wives in a swimsuit in the works, I can't wait for it.
It's pretty much a red and black version of https://i.imgur.com/a7FODaE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494006
She sounds super cute anon, and so is your dedication to her. What is her favorite position and what are your favorite things to do to each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493996
Well then maybe Cheshire can get a spread in a Thick Girls mag! Either way they’re both beautiful in their own right!
>>21494014
A Wonderful ability to have! She could go from lewd g-string on the beach to fancy dress at the beachside restaurant in a flash!
>>21494023
Bah, that’s what tea, alcohol, the water and her dear husband’s cream are for!
>>21494029
I love it! Can’t wait to see how it turns out for your wife! The swimsuit is one of a monstergirl’s most powerful predatory weapons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494053
Yep and even better is that she can shift her clothing to hide us when we decide to have some “fun” and i can penetrate her through her slime clothing so much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494031
She’s a classy lady, but cute is still an apt description! Thank you! I think her favorite position is cowgirl, while my hands mash her breasts and she uses hers to pump her hips and butt faster and faster. However most commonly, if you want to call it a position, I spend most of the day with her sitting on my face and sometimes lap as she heads her tea parties! We trace our hands all over each other’s bodies and play whimsical wordplay to get each other nice and nonsensical so we’re in the mood to get even lewder!
In truth, anything she does gets me going. From watching her practice fencing to seeing her just standing with her butt pushed out slightly, i can’t resist her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494087
>In truth, anything she does gets me going. From watching her practice fencing to seeing her just standing with her butt pushed out slightly, i can’t resist her!
Excellent! That's the best, when it doesn't matter what she's doing. just that she's her. You're pretty alright, Hatterfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494083
This makes me wonder what beaches would be like in various regions.
>Mist continent
It's just a normal beach until nightfall, at which point the entire thing becomes covered in couples fucking in the moonlight

>Zipangu
The entire thing is covered by couples fucking all the time. Lamiae are annoyed because it's hard to find a private spot

>Order Land
It's like a beach movie from the 50s, where even men wear those weird one piece bathing suits. Fun is frowned upon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494093
Me and my pslime waifu would go to order lands just to have discrete baby making sex in front of a bunch of prudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494092
Thank you so much Anon! I love her, and I just love Monstergirls and people having great fantasies about their wives in general! I’d definitely love to have lots of friends and their wives at my Dear Wife’s table to share their stories. I can hear just fine from under her!
>>21494107
Perfect! Maybe the excess mamano mana you two produce would even plant the seed for some corruption in that area!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493984
She's bright pink, has big clumsy paws, and radiates heat
not very

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494093
>Undead kingdom
Dark murky waters with moonlight being the only light source, be careful cause that's not seaweed brushing your feet it's a zombie who forgot her floaties and she really needs help

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494139
Daaaww. Waifu undertow is a serious swimming hazard there

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494139
>Undead Venice with girls swimming in the canals to stay cool in the summer
>only the humans use the walkways

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494125
Do you have hand symbols to communicate to her while she’s sitting on your face?

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>>21494171
We have fantastic nonverbal communication, just a certain way of brushing her thigh or lightly spanking her big booty would let her know to let me up or to push herself down harder respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a vacation to Zipangu with my three kiki maids. Comfy Zipangu onsens.

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>>21494199
You must get discounts wherever you go! Your plates at dinner leave cleaner than they came out!

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>>21493984
Her magic actually lends itself very well to sneak jobs, but it's not really her style.

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>>21494217
Well mannered and thrifty meidos saving their silly master

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>>21494125
The excess mana Might, but i have a feeling any slime divisions she has would be much more conducive to corrupting the area after we have left.

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>>21494290
>Order Beach contaminated, now a massive Slime breeding ground
I’d be delighted reading that article in the paper knowing it’s your and your wife’s handiwork!

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>>21494304
Yep and while i don't really consider the pslimes and those they infected as true daughterus it would still bring me so much joy to know that the pslimes left their were able to do so well and thrive!

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>>21494326
Part of Monstergirl life is adjusting to new paradigms of how progeny works, so no issue with that perspective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494304
I never considered the slime equivalent of an oil spill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494340
Exactly. i already have head-cannoned a way for me to have real daughters as slime divisions with my waifu.

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>>21494360
how do you?

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>>21494359
would be very lewd and undetectable. At least the Pslime one. Although normal slimes would be very detectable, but also very lewd.

>>21494367
Essentially the waifu try to get her eggs fertilized by reducing the amount of semen absorbed in an attempt to get her eggs fertilized. Although Once that happens pslime bonding will occur with the zygote and in nine months a slime carrier will be born that looks like a normal human daughteru.

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>>21494401
>undetectable
You ruined a beach with slime, that's not "undetectable"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494408
Ruined is harsh phrasing. It'd be interesting to study the new ecology.

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>>21494408
>ruined
*improved

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>>21494408
It would be undetectable at the start then. Also:
>ruined

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>>21494437
>anon's idea of a perfect beach is a mario sunshine level or the BP oil spill

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>>21494437
>>21494446
Hey, if you want to walk around in someone else's slime queef all day then be my guest.
I'm finding a better beach.

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>>21494434
This is the proper reaction. The beach would be a wonderful place to study how pslimes interact when they take over an ocean side area. I am sure many dark slime scientists and even some brave non slime scientists would love to study the area. I could even see some coming to me and my waifu to ask us so e questions.

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>>21494460
It was an order beach anyways so dont worry. You probably would never have visited it anyway.

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>>21494453
The first one sounds pretty neat.

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>>21494476
Order lands are just monster lands that still need convincing.

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>>21494496
Monster lands are just Order lands that need less rape.

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>>21494505
That sounds more like Zipangu, not order lands.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21494529
Short legs wife...

[Anonymous No.]

Can incubi gain monster powers besides waterbreathing and becoming inklings? Could I synthesize spider silk to make my wife a kickass scarf, even if I'm not married to an arachnid?

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>>21494529
Dear god get her some burgers and fries she's malnurished

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>>21494550
For the most part, all gained abilities are passive (water breathing, heat immunity, night vision?, etc) to allow them to comfortably live with their monster wives in their habitats.
Chaos species are the exception.

If you want to do stuff like that, you're going to need to use actual magic/alchemy/artificing instead.

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>>21494511
>Land of bathroom stalkers and hulk spiders
Less rape. Yeah. Sure thing, anon.

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>>21493872
Hmm, haven't considered that yet. I do like the look of one-pieces, but friskier high-cut would make me feel the heat. Perhaps she has one of those bikini cover-up wraps, so she can tease me and still look presentable at the pier.

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>>21494550
Besides the chaos monsters and the 4 true elementals + the Dark Matter that gives elemental powers everything else is pretty much environmental resistance, water breathing, or dark vision that allow you to live in your wife's environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>Telling a kikimora that your penis needs washed
>Insist that she uses her mouth
>Insist that she polishes it with her pussy
I'm sure she doesn't mind

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>>21494570
Hulk spiders and NEETpedes live in the mountains away from most people.
The ones that live amongst people are noted for being much more amiable/less rapey than monsters elsewhere in the world.

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>>21493799
Officially they're master and pet, but in reality they're more like sisters. Anubis has some doting nee-chan habits from babysitting and protecting the princess, while pharaoh sometimes envies her 'big sister' for her fluffy ears and tail.

I like the idea of a super-serious little anubis dutifully standing guard over the queen's castle they made in their sandbox.

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>>21494595
Sorry anon, I'm not seeing it really. Smoke hobos, bipolar spiders, rape umbrella/lantern... If I look at the Zipangu section, there are roughly 14/30 non super rape monsters.

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>>21493111
Why do we live in a pirate ship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494591
Are we dealing with a MG version of Amelia Bedelia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494582
Ah, I see we share similar dilemmas. And what species is your waifu?

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>>21494635
I don't understand that reference

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>>21493872
We're not really beach people, we'd rather go skinny dipping at the falls in a cool, shady section of the woods.

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>>21494635
Someone's childhood just got ruined or salvaged. I've got no dog in that race.
>>21494648
A maid that is autistic in a literal sense. Hah. She interprets every thing literally. "Dust the dresser" means "put dust on the dresser" for her.

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>>21494582
Side tie bikini with a loose open hoodie overtop.

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>>21494648
Series of children's books about a literal-minded maid. Gets some pretty wholesome threads on /co/ for some reason.

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>>21494656
Same. While bathing with my wife is one of my greatest fantasies, I don't think me or my loli Night Gaunt wife would want to go anywhere as crowded as a beach unless it was some beach nobody knew about where we could be alone. I would prefer to fly to some spring or lake deep within a demon realm forest where nobody goes.

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>"Awafufu~"
>"This hard already husband?"
>"All I did was kiss you, how utterly.....adorable!"
>"I wonder what will happen if I kiss it?"
>"What type of noises will you make and how much will you squirm around?
">I want to see! Let us try it out dear husband!"
>"Fufufu"
The hope that I will be lovingly teased by my big wendi waifu keeps me going!

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>>21494656
>>21494685
That’s splendid as well anons! The intimacy of such an experience would be well worth the efforts to stay secluded I’m sure! I simply believe that my dear wife- and don’t tell her I said this!- might like showing me off.

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>>21494697
Sadistigo!

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>>21494697
Bid wendis are truly excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we need Lich X tentacle art?
I think we do. I mean, she gotta test those tentacle potions on her husband one day.

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>>21494699
I mean sure, I'd want to show off my tundranubis' abs and tattoos, but we both kinda melt in that much direct sunlight and would rather sit in the cool grotto behind the falls than on hot sand. It would be a very romantic place to be alone together.

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>>21494716
I know I'd like to see it.

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A smile you can trust

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>>21494684
I prefer my kikis to be a little bit more on the depraved side but managing to suppress it, most of the time.

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>>21494741
As far as you can throw it?

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>>21494741
You can always trust cheshire-san. It's just she can get annoying pretty quick, to the point that you wanna hate-fuck her.

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>>21494684
Autistic Kikis sound pretty cute

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>>21494749
A maid that didn't want sex from me would be awesome.

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>>21494756
What is so annoying about her?

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>>21494767
Would you still use her for sex while staring into her kuu, uninterested eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494772
With sufficient training the bell ringing on her tail might elicit some pavlovian response from you

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>>21494757
>ask her to clean your dick with her mouth
>she gargles soap first

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>>21494782
I didn't mean that in a fetish way. Never doing laundry again is much more important to me than sex. I hate doing it and other domestic crap, sex too.

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>>21494785
>conditioning
Nope-ing right the hell out of that one. But feel free to elaborate on your fetish. She will be ringing the bell when you do what exactly?

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>>21494401
thats gross thats a gross way to live

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>>21494813
What a shame.
I really want to have a kuu Kiki who never makes the slightest effort to initiate sex but always allows me to use her body, even if she doesn't move a muscle on her face while I lovingly kiss and cuddlefuck her for hours.

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>>21494856
Is this a no cooperation sort of thing where you have to do everything?

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>>21494741
Based Kobura.
I am most thankful.

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>>21494875
Yes. If she's cutting vegetables when I sneak up on her and pull her dress up, she just keeps working while I hump her tight butt.

If she gets finished and needs to move over to the stove she just does and I follow her to keep going.

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>>21494832
Nothing too elaborate, just her being smug about me getting a boner without any additional provocation.
It's more about her knowing she can do it and get the desired response.

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>>21494646
A Hakutaku. High-cut bikini would emphasize her long, taut legs and allow her lush tail to flow freely. But she is mist scholar, the wise white ox. Locals might be shocked to see her flaunting her body like that. Kinda like seeing your teacher outside of school.

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>>21494888
Okay. So you've got a voyeurism thing going too?

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>>21494891
Ah. You want a perma-boner, I guess.

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>>21494899
>So you've got a voyeurism thing going too?
Wait what?

Not really, although I'm not against it. I'd be fine with fucking her from behind while she's hanging laundry or something.

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>>21494908
Slightly enhanced by damaged pride to make for more forceful sex. Damn smug cats.

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>>21494912
She doesn't react to you or cooperate etc The way you describe it makes it sounds as if you might as well be invisible. Or doing some sort of control fantasy, but that's an element of voyeurism. They sort of sum to the same end. That's what I mean.

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>>21494697
I love sadistic monster girls though I probably shouldn't!

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>>21494716
>>21494736
Well now we're getting Lich x tentacle art sometime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21494917
That's a hell of a thing for a woman to get smug about. But if that's your thing, have fun with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21493984
Pretty sneaky

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>>21494940
Commissioning it? Based.

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>>21494716
>>21494736
>>21494940

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>>21494958
Ye, they've already accepted it so now it's just a matter of time.

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>>21494931
>you might as well be invisible
Well I do also like time stop. There's something super hot about fucking and impregnating a girl who doesn't react at all. I'd also love for her to orgasm from the sex without any outward reaction.

>You're twitching inside, did you cum?
>Yes, master.
>I love you!
>I love you too, master.
>I'm coming inside!
>Please do, master.
>Please give birth to our baby!
>I will do my best, master.
Completely deadpan, just lying motionless on her back getting fucked and creampied.

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I'm late but that doesn't make them any less evil.

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>>21495057
Your lateness doesn't make you any less of a forceful and unfunny buttcunt.

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>>21495033
Remember that being the father of yetis means you are at constant high risk of being ganghugged without consent.

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>>21495057
Fuck off you spamming piece of shit.

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>>21495155
Squirrel butts have to be nice and round or else they look off because of the contrast with their huge tails
Flat reared squirrels do not deserve to reproduce.

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>>21495155
Makoto as a Ratatoskr

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>>21495182
Makoto might as well be a Ratatoskr already, she is in the intelligence division of the NOL, wants many babies, is smug and is extremely lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495177
This is true.

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>>21494975
That's fucked up but I like it.

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I'm sorry for being a burned out shit tier writefag. Please take this Oni and do what you want with her as an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495239
Thanks. I'd like to penetrate her from behind while I milk her like a cow.

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>>21495239
I want to hold her hand.

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>>21494975
>Completely deadpan, just lying motionless on her back getting fucked and creampied.
That stuff is hot. I want to prone bone my kuu lich mistress while she is reading a tome. Mistress needs her mana.

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>>21495249
>Force feed a captured oni holst milk and then milking her

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>>21495239
Hey im right there with you. I plan on finishing up a story soon though.

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>>21495266
>reading a tome
which one?

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>>21495304
The Brothers Karamazov

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>>21494975
>Well I do also like time stop. There's something super hot about fucking and impregnating a girl who doesn't react at all.
Are you me?

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>>21495155
I want to impregnate this squirrel so bad.

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>>21495304
A magical tome beyond my comprehension. mamono sex magic tome

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>>21495239
>>21495295
Yay writefags. Criticism this, please.
>https://pastebin.com/Jk4JUapJ

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>>21495304
>The necronomicon for dummies

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>>21495239
>https://pastebin.com/Jk4JUapJ
what did you write?

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>>21495279
>making her wear a bell collar and cowprint lingerie.
>watching her squirm when you slide a cow tail butt plug inside her
>filling her womb with hot seed while squeezing the milk from her swollen breasts
A captive Oni would be fun to play with. I'm not usually into big monstergirls, so I'd take my time learning all about her body.

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>>21495155
Taokaka > Makoto

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>>21495344
This cool new genre called not porn. Because I'm not good at that. Also, I'm hungover so that's at least three things that need work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495355
this

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>>21495355
I want to breed them both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495355
I disagree.

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>>21495295
Lose isn't burned out though, if it's Blue on Blue then it's about damned time, Jimmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495355
i want kokonoe to be mean to me sexually

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters would make the most puns during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495394
Charon, I miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495155
>>21495355
Kokonoe > both

[Anonymous No.]

When you get sick your sahu wife can put a nice cool wet tail over your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495411
I want Kokonoe to give me an uncaring handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bought by a Pharaoh!

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>>21495239
>unironically want to cuddle up and nap in her arms right now
Quick, someone either tell me how to get my inner /d/ back or shoot me. I went full circle back to handholding and now it's just spiralling downward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495468
I heard there are black slave markets where ojous go to buy servant-husbands for themselves or their loli daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495478
I wonder how long the legal slave trade would last in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495388
>Lose
Hi

[Anonymous No.]

Would leprechauns be lolis or shortstacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495496
Shortstack.

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>>21495489
Doesn't matter if it is illegal, rich monstergirls won't stop the trade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495542
Are we looking at this from a fetish viewpoint? If not then there's no real point in using the term slave anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495542
They probably just hire blackops teams to snag a boy that catches their eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495496
Probably both

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>>21495471
Chaining up a proud, powerful oni, then napping on her lap or generally using her as a cuddlebug is pretty lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495549
Remember Spartacus
and Crixus, Gannicus, Castus, and Oenomaus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495550
>Rich wight pays a group of kunoichis to kidnap a shota for her daughter's birthday

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/HQl9CuN.png

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>>21495496
Their is literally only one species that is Pai-loli and no shortstack species at all exists in mge. Unfortunately, I don't see KC ever changing that so i would say they are lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495586
Holst breeding has never looked so fun.

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>>21495583
I get your point, my dude. Would there even be a monster oligarchy though? Most of this depends on the social stratum. Then again, I might be nit-picking. Magic animal people would rule the world if we're being pragmatic. So "Lysistrata when?" becomes an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495586
>Those arms and dick
Literally why

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495602
And yet I'm still so sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495586
MOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495355
Makoto has a criminal body but Taokaka has the tan. Torakaka has both so she's the superior option

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495984
Cute ears on that snake

[Anonymous No.]

Where did the whole 'if you cum 3 times on certain MG, you belong to her' rule came from? I've seen some pastebin stories with that rule but I'm sure it's not from MGE..

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496020
Certainly not. Not from here either, I've been here for years and this is the first I've ever heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496020
Literally first time I hear about it, what are you smoking

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496020
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496020
What pastebins did you gather that from

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>>21496039
As I said, I think I read multiple pastebin stories with that rule in it. If it were just a couple of times, I'd just regard as some fan-made thing, but more than that it's natural to wonder whether it's an actual thing or not. Probably not, I should say, seeing all these reactions.

>>21496068
Can't remember, I mean, MG pastebin stories are not that well-sorted, are they? You just read whatever you could get and forget about them. One story I remember though, is about a yandere fox mafia boss kidnapping MC and insisting on that rule.

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>>21496081
You sure it wasn't just random teasing? Like
>Now you have to take responsibility for taking my first kiss!

You better show a pastebin or you imagined things

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496091
Nah, I'm fairly sure it was specific, like "Uh-oh, you've now only one cum-shot away from being mine" something something. And like I said, they are not very well sorted, and it would be impossible for me to find it. Who knows, maybe this whole thing is indeed what my sleep-addled brain made up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496020
Wasnt that a kitsune thing in monmusu quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496020
>>21496081
>>21496104
You're fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>21495984
This artist draws cute stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496128
I was asking for this kind of thing, whether something like this ever came up in other stuffs like MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>21496137
That's not a nice thing to say