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Best friends forever!

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>> No.21496193

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21496195

I've been sent to a psychiatrist next week. Any of you been to a psychologist/psychiatrist? Did you mention the part monstergirls play in your life?

>> No.21496198

>>21496189
This is lewd

>> No.21496205

>>21496198
There is nothing lewd about snuggling with your pet.

>> No.21496206 [DELETED] 

4th for holsts a best.

>> No.21496208
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>> No.21496212 [SPOILER] 
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This monster is very fat!

>> No.21496213

>>21496205
I don't think anubi are pets.

>> No.21496215

>>21496195
Dont't do it

>> No.21496217

Somewhere in the region of the first ten posts for holsts a best.

>> No.21496218

>>21496212
then why can it still fly?

>> No.21496219

>>21496206
Shameful

>> No.21496224

>>21496198
yeah that snake sure is lewd

>> No.21496227

>>21496195
he kept pushing me to take drugs,
got on klonopin, doesn't do shit for my anxiety but it makes a damn good sleeping pill.

>> No.21496230
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>>21496195
>talking about monstergirls with normies

>> No.21496239

>>21496230
are you ashamed of your fetish?

>> No.21496242
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Where do they get the fur for their bikinis? Perhaps they hunt their own. I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.21496244
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>>21496195
>Any of you been to a psychologist/psychiatrist?
Never have, never will.
>Did you mention the part monstergirls play in your life?
Yeah, lemme just tell them I fap to loli monster girls. I'm sure that'd go over real well.

>> No.21496248

>>21496195
Nah. Most of my time was taken up arguing moralities and views with them when they misunderstood me when I told them that suicide IS an option and they mistook that as me saying I was suicidal.
Just say something that can be easily misconstrued that when misconstrued could lead to possible harm to yourself then spend the next 4 sessions arguing over it till they admit they fucked up then use it as grounds for no longer desiring sessions with them.

>> No.21496252

>>21496219
I was too busy cooking burgers on the grill to catch the 1st post. Cut me some slack...

>> No.21496254

>>21496213
A smug Pharaoh might treat her Anubis like a pet. She can't help it if her tail wags when the queen scritches her ears and tells her she's a good girl.

Doubly so if the Anubis thinks Pharaoh will buy her a husband if she does a good job.

>> No.21496256

Used a random number gen to do some of those reqs and only managed to do 3 because I spent most of it on the Wight https://imgur.com/a/tnMD1IR

>> No.21496258

>>21496195
No, and don't talk about it.
Also, stay off teh drugs if you can. I haven't been on them but I know people who have, and the side effects are often worse than the issues they're supposed to be treating, and it takes forever to be weaned off any of them. On top of this, good luck reaching a satisfying orgasm on anti depressants if that's what he's giving you.

>> No.21496268

>>21496195
Forgot to add, anti depressants have a fun little issue in that thet make people feel MORE suicidal at first in many cases.

>> No.21496275

>>21496195
I've seen a psychologist regularly for the past several years anon. I have told her that I'm replacing having an intimate relationship with my fantasies, but I haven't given much detail past that and don't ever plan to for several ressons. I guess it really comes down to how monstergirls work for you, and how you are able to lead a semi-healthy life otherwise. Personally, I've managed to find a balance and have been feeling consistently better for a long time now. That's obviously just me, but I've been able to make it work.

It may be different with a Psychiatrist, but I haven't seen one in many years because most drugs (not just the mental health kind) give me more side effects than relief.

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21496289

Have you taken the farm pill?

>> No.21496292

>>21496275
>I have told her that I'm replacing having an intimate relationship with my fantasies
Curious, how did she react to this?

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>>21496193
How exactly? What is the most effective method, in your opinion?

>> No.21496295

My Dear Hatter wife has a fat Hatter Derrière!

>> No.21496298

>>21496289
Indeed I have.

Imagine being smothered on all sides my holst breasts

>> No.21496303

>>21496298
Drowning in milk!

>> No.21496308

>>21496256
Nice works, anon

>> No.21496311

>>21496289
Nothing like resting your head on a sleepy holst's tummy, having a comfy afternoon nap out in the fields.

>> No.21496317

>>21496256
Wrestling with wights looks fun.

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>>21496298
>Imagine being smothered on all sides my holst breasts
I have, and it is wonderful

>> No.21496342

>>21496292
She was pretty non-judgemental, and made an effort to understand why while understanding that I didn't want to go into too much detail. The fact that I've continued to improve so much while with her means she hasn't brought it up at all either. Again, that's just my situation.

>> No.21496349

>>21496244
dont you know man its pride month. saying you like to jerk off seems tame compared to what the fags do this month.

>> No.21496358

>>21496294
You never go wrong with picking them up and treating them like kids despite being older than you

>> No.21496359

>>21496254
sounds cute.

>> No.21496360

>>21496328
Can you imagine all the sweet kisses on the top of your head as you're vision is impaired by their breasts? The lewd whispers? The hands reaching down to caress and fondle your most private parts? The giggles as they find out you've popped a boner? The comforting warmth?

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>>21496218
Fat is lighter then muscle and Papilions are like the state puff marshmellow.

>> No.21496372
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21496372

What's the toughest monster girl you could bully without getting bodied?

>> No.21496376

>>21496372
That’s related more to their personality

>> No.21496377 [DELETED] 

>>21496360
>The comforting warmth?
u can imagine it all, but especially this part

>> No.21496383

>>21496360
I can imagine it all, but especially this part, and add in some minos and weresheep for good measure

>> No.21496384
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Would you agree to leave the world behind, and live forever in this moth's dimension in exchange for unlimited love from your wife, your daughter, and all the ones to come?

>> No.21496385

>>21496372
Sea bishop if you don't count her friends.

>> No.21496389

Is it okay to take a shota potion and bully a CC seabishop?

>> No.21496394

>>21496342
So are you an all out waifufag or just a normal monstergirl fan?

>> No.21496399

>>21496389
>Wow miss bishifish! I thought fishes were supposed to be skinny!
>How come you never got married miss bishop?
>your bra is too small miss bishop! Is it cause you’re trying to attract a man?

>> No.21496401

>>21496195
I visit both and nope, never mentioned my wife to either of them and I never will. The psychologist does want me to start seeing someone though.

>> No.21496403

>>21496394
Definitely a waifufag. I'm KDF.

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>> No.21496406

>>21496195
We had a waifufag who was literally a psychologist
It’s gonna be different depending on who you see

>> No.21496407

>>21496342
Different anon but this is usually how psychologists work. They aren't trying to make you or your life better they try to make you FEEL better which can result in overall improvement mentally and in life. Being judgemental won't help them yield this they just dig a bit to make sure its not a symptom of something else like a mental illness or something.
Psychiatrists on the other hand are actively out to make you better and thus make your life better as a result. Usually through medications which can strong arm you into a more normative state of mind. Again, being judgemental won't help them with this as accepting the medication on a mental level can help it do its job so being a prick to you about your choices isn't a good move. They will still dig a bit to make sure it's not a symptom of something else.

Tl;dr both of them won't give a shit so long as you don't go into too much detail. Not because they don't care but because attacking something you like won't help you. They'll just ask basic questions because having a vivid inner life and a dead outer life is a common sign of more than a few mental disorders.

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8qTTXaV4AAEGO1.jpg

>> No.21496428

>>21496399
great insults. I cant wait to use them while teasing my shotadom to her.

>> No.21496429

>>21496424
holy fuk vada

>> No.21496430
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Do all Baphos lead their own Sabbath or are there some individuals not interested in any of those things?

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>travel-size smoke hobo

>> No.21496446

>>21496428
>shotadom
Now I’m imagining a shotafied Anon leading his big thick Wight momster around on a leash.

>> No.21496451

>>21496445
Gonna let her and her friends NEET out in my house when I go to work.

>> No.21496462

>>21496446
Hot.

>> No.21496463

How do I tell a monster girl that I want children?

>> No.21496468

>>21496463
Whip out your junk and wave it at her!

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>>21496463
You don't-she instinctively knows.

>> No.21496492

>>21496446
Thick dicked shotas are the faceless old men of Monstergirl world.

>> No.21496495

>>21496492
That's retarded at best anon

>> No.21496498

>>21496289
The one that kills fleas and ticks or the one for worms?

>> No.21496502

>>21496384
>and live forever
nah, sometimes I kind of want to die.

>> No.21496509

>>21496502
>sometimes I kind of want to die.
Yeah but only sometimes, you wouldn't want to make such a rash decision that could affect the rest of your life

>> No.21496513

What would you prefer: you going alone to MGE world or your waifu coming alone to this world?

>> No.21496515

>>21496446
shotadomming your momsters is the best.

>> No.21496516

>>21496502
You want to die because you don't have a yandere moth waifu with magical powers.

>> No.21496518

>>21496513
I don't see why would anyone want to bring monsters to this shit world.

>> No.21496519

>>21496513
Me going to my waifu's world, but with the ability to go back and forth between hers and mine portal gun style.

>> No.21496521

>>21496513
Go alone to MGE world, having her come here alone would just be cruel due to how innocent she is though I guess if your waifu is a echidna then you could just hide away and start up monster girls here

>> No.21496534

>>21496294
>short mamono reaches for thing on table that isn't too high for her to get
>grab it for her anyway
>tell her not to worry about getting things too high up, she can just ask you
>she says she's not that short
>agree with her while using as much insincere smugness you think would be needed to teach a 2 year old sarcasm
>extend these two master techniques to things that have nothing to do with size
>give her a nickname emphasizing her lack of height, make it sound sweet so she can't complain without looking like a dick
You get the notion.

>> No.21496536

>>21496519
That's cheating

>> No.21496550

>>21496445
I want to suck on her nipples before she gives me standing paizuri!

>> No.21496558

>>21496518
You don't want to share what this world has to offer with your waifu? Like literatures, movies, musics, and many more?

>> No.21496560

>>21496536
That's the ultimate dream.

>> No.21496565
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What relationship advise would a hellhound mom give to her daughters?

>> No.21496573

>>21496534
>grab something she can easily reach for
>she says she doesn't need your help for that
>put it on a shelf that's just half an inch out of her reach
>"How about now?"
>walk away smugly as she tries and fails to hop up and reach it
Gonna bully all the shortstacks so bad. What are they gonna do about it, surround me and squish their massive chests against my crotch?

>> No.21496574

>>21496516
What good would machiro be during an existential crisis? When I ponder the meaning of life and the nature of existence and of purpose how would she be of any help?

>> No.21496585
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>> No.21496595

>>21496573
>not grabbing a chair and watches her huge chest bounces up and down.
missed opportunity my man.

>> No.21496620

>>21496513
I'd go alone but I would try and find a way to bring the rest of you fags through because I'd feel bad if I was the only one to get his waifu.

>> No.21496621

>>21496595
You have to smug it up first by walking away, then watching from around a corner after she thinks you're gone. Plus, you might hear her talking to herself. Something along the along the lines of "I'll wipe that big, stupid smile off that big, stupid idiot's face when I have my tits wrapped around his big, stupid cock."

>> No.21496626

seeing the new doom games makes me want to fug angels and demons which is better angelic monsters or demonic ones

>> No.21496632

>>21496595
Shortstacks with disproportionately huge busts are the best.

>> No.21496636

>>21496620
Do you seriously believe anyone in here deserves it though? I know I don't.

>> No.21496639

>>21496626
Why not both? And while you're at it, flip the script. The angel is the turbo slut who is always trying to seduce you while the demon is prim and proper, trying to make sure you stay on the straight and narrow.

>> No.21496651

>>21496632
Yes, this.
>>21496621
I’m liking what I’m hearing here.
And further teasing will only make that shortstack Demon become that much more obsessed with getting back at me with her tits.

>> No.21496653

>>21496621
good points!

>>21496632
Yeap!

>> No.21496658
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Did you go as far as creating your own setting, anon? Or did you just stop at your waifu's backstory?

>> No.21496662

>>21496658
My headcanon is pretty detailed in places, but I wouldn't say it's a full-on setting.

>> No.21496666

>>21496632
I want a shortstack succubus valley-girl with tits so big all her tank tops with printed words are unreadable

>> No.21496668
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>> No.21496669
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So after spending the whole day masturbating to nicovideo I can't stop imagining a Troll wearing these clothes and in this exact same situation
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33812492

Jesus this was way too stimulating adding the Troll factor. P'orcs are fine too

>> No.21496676

>>21496666
>Bought a shirt that says "I love husband!"
>It's all stretched out so its just a bunch of vague shapes.

>> No.21496680

>>21496658
It started about how me met, and it ended being a full setting that maybe one day I'll post if I ever stop believing people will laugh at it.

>> No.21496699

>>21496658
The setting shifts depending on what situation I'm imagining. Sometimes it's MGC and other times it a fantasy setting, but my favorite is a middle ground between the two. Medival fantasy but with magitek bringing everything up to a modern society.

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https://twitter.com/mr_poritan/status/1137597911037091841

>> No.21496720

>>21496666
>succ shorstack in a megamilk shirt
perfect!

>> No.21496723

>>21496676
>stare openly at her tits
>she smiles and flips her hair
>”Like, my eyes are up here baby!”
>”Yeah bit your tits are right here”
>poke them, and she gives a happy little moan while bouncing them back and forth a bit in affirmation

>> No.21496734

>>21496676
>bought a shirt that says "My husband is this big" with a 10-inch line underneath
>it gets stretched out to more than a foot
>the shirt is actually accurate now

>> No.21496753

>>21496669
There's a huge amount of stuff on NND that can be fixed or enhanced adding monster girls

>> No.21496754

>>21496720
>”Hey sweetiemeat, what’s, like, mega milk? Is it like a special brand of milk? Like two percent? The girl at the store said this shirt is like toootes cute so I got it but I don’t know what it means, ahaha~!”
>>21496734
Mamano mana is a blessed thing. Gonna absolutely split her with my improved incubus dong!

>> No.21496772

>>21496723
So sweet.

>>21496734
This is true. >>21496734
>>21496734

>> No.21496774

>>21496734
>takes a selfie with it dropped across the top of her cleavage while she makes a peace sign
>sends it to her ‘little sis’, a newly corrupted lesser Succ
>”Lol lk @ hu-B’s huge (eggplant emoji) u gotta get a (man emoji) soon sis! (Sweat emoji sweat emoji lips emoji)”

>> No.21496780

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to not put the wrong clothes on your wife.
If she has massive tits, you don't want to put her in a too small one.
Conversely, don't put a flatty in a too big one where it just hangs on the ground.

>> No.21496783

>>21496734
>>21496774
Shortstack succubus is a super sizequeen?

>> No.21496788

>>21496780
It’s my living doll, I can dress her how I want!

>> No.21496809

>>21496651
>shortstack demon comes to give you a piece of her mind for bullying you so much
>you cut her off by picking her, flipping her upside down and eating her out
>she can't help but lock her plump thighs around your head
>you reach down with one hand and whip out your dick
>without even needing to look down, you feel your thick member get sucked into a tight, wet hole
>you then pin the demon to a wall and begin thrusting balls deep into her hot little throatpussy
>you continue this standing 69 for several minutes until you finally cum
>as your balls do everything thet can to empty their contents into her stomach, you stagger over to a table, lay her down, and slowly pull out with a wet pop
>with the way her eyes are rolled back, you figure she's not in the mood to complain about your bullying for awhle

>> No.21496819

>>21496783
I like to image all shortstacks are. Some are just more honest about it, and others just don't realize it yet.

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>>21496704
Excellent.

>> No.21496845

>>21496424
Oh no! That Wight will get a cramp!

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>>21496534
How would you like it if a tall, buff MG treated you the same way?

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>>21496780
>come home from a long business trip to your shortstack wolfu wife wearing your clothes and touching herself on the couch
>they're way too baggy on her and the sleeves are too long, like she's a little kid
>she's so engrossed in what she's doing she doesn't even notice you come in
>other articles are strewn around the living room, from your underwear to an old jacket you wore in high school
>still she's visibly wet and panting as she sniffs the collar of your shirt and wriggles around on the sofa, grinding on the fabric
>one of the pant legs writhes and keeps moving on its own, before you realize she stuffed her tail in there
>"Unh, honey... honeyy..." she moans to herself, "...lub yew hunny..." as a tiny trickle of drool starts from the corner of her mouth
>then she perks up and sniffs the air, before turning around to face you
>her face shifts between a few expressions, most happy but some looking like she's about to howl
>she jumps off the couch and stumbles over to pounce you, pants falling around her ankles and tail wagging out of control
>you actually have to pull out of her slobbery kisses so you can breathe
>finally she calms down a little and starts to look embarassed, tail tucked between her legs
>still you go with your usual after-work routine, scoop her up and carry her off back to the bedroom, giggling
>not without snapping a few pictures, of course

>> No.21496915

Wet sahu butt

>> No.21496931

>>21496915
Fresh fish!

>> No.21496936

>>21496915
BIG sahu butt.

>> No.21496939

>>21496915
tell me more about wet sahu butt

>> No.21496953

>>21496901
i want this. I want it so bad.

>> No.21496970

>>21496931
You'll always be dining on fresh fish

>>21496936
And tail!

>>21496939
It's best applied to the lap or face for maximum effect

>> No.21496972

>>21496424
Great stuff, Vada.

>> No.21496981
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>>21496939
It's soft!

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>> No.21496995

>>21496515
Wrong
Trying to shotadom her but getting the tables turned and you getting dommed is the best

>> No.21497015

>>21496991
>Oh no! My veil!

>> No.21497038

>>21496991
>when she sees your megamilk shirt gift.
I am gunna make her wear it everywhere.

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>>21496953
>you will never come home to a shorty wolf so horny and excited to see you she can't think straight
>panting steam, nipples poking out through her shirt, panties drenched, tail smacking on walls and knocking things off of tables
>she can't stop herself from nibbling and licking you, acting possessive
>whimpering and growling as she struggles to pull your clothes off with her clumsy, horny paws

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Fight on! Fight on!

>> No.21497084

>>21497040
this is hot

>> No.21497087

>>21496513
I'd prefer going and taking everyone with me.

>> No.21497088

>>21497040
>In heat Shortstack werewolf.
Might as well call in sick tomorrow as your going to be spending the entire day breeding her.

>> No.21497098

>>21496513
going alone, i live to try new things and that's a whole new world.

>> No.21497108

>>21496991
Gonna nibble those ears and squeeze those hips. A Banshee like that, and a smolish Wisp would be my prefered wives.

>> No.21497117

Monster Girls are for friendship not lewdship

>> No.21497133

>>21497117
it is very friendly of fairies to be your dedicated cocksock

>> No.21497139
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21497139

>>21497117
Sure

>> No.21497144

>>21497117
nice execution but you failed to show me that you can convince the consumer, rework that statement and hopefully your chances of getting hired for collaboration in the Loli-on-Human Rape Project funded by Lilem Co. will increase substantially

>> No.21497146

>>21497117
I doubt friendzoning one will go over that well for your pelvis

>> No.21497162

>>21496899
not him but the answer is a lot

>> No.21497178

>>21497146
what if she is one of the docile monsters that don't rape

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21497184

>>21497117

>> No.21497187

>>21497178
you feel compelled to rape those types

>> No.21497199

>>21497178
Maybe she'll make you lunch or something one day and accidentally slip something in it

>> No.21497206

>>21497178
Then she gets her aggressive friend to tie you up and then she rapes you

>> No.21497209
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21497209

>>21497178
Even the meekest monsters have their limits.

>> No.21497214

>>21497209
Even a Kiki or a Kobold?

>> No.21497217
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21497217

Has science gone too far?

>> No.21497220
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21497220

E3 had a trailer for Psychonauts 2. Would little larval Mindflayers go inside people's minds to help them with their hang-ups?

>> No.21497222

>>21497217
Is that a Kiki with a Shog symbiote

>> No.21497224

>>21496658
Right know I've only got my waifu's looks haven't gotten a full personality for her yet after that I might imagine a town or a place or something but not a different setting

>> No.21497229

>>21497217
>Shog-infested kiki
Looks like she got an upgrade

>> No.21497231

>>21497217
>To dirt, we're venom!

>> No.21497237

>>21497214
>kobold howling at the moon
>kiki cleaning the front porch too much and not going insixe
They can only stay so sad for so long. Eventually, they'll snap.

>> No.21497243

>>21497214
Eventually any monster will snap if her crush is too dense

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21497252

>>21497214

>> No.21497260
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21497260

I got a new sketch today! It's not 100% finished, there's some minor touches I'm sure, but I still really like how it came out, so here's a small preview of it!

>> No.21497266
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21497266

>>21497222
It's a chaos kiki!

>> No.21497270

>>21497260
tits!

>> No.21497271
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21497271

>this is the Demon Lord's goal

>> No.21497275

>>21497271
D'aww

>> No.21497292

>>21497252
she looks harmless

>> No.21497294

>>21497271
Yes. Eventually all monsters will be able to birth human men. I also bet the first monsters to do so for each species is going to be regarded as a celebrity.

>> No.21497298
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21497298

How would a parasite slime queen work?
Would it be a massive formless blob with a human woman at the centre or a growing collection of human women abducted into a giant slime?

>> No.21497303

>>21497217
I bet she would wear a skin tight maid outfid made from the shoggy parasite.

>> No.21497309

>>21497298
I am think its one of the exceptions to the rule. The pslime seems to be that for the slime family in general.

>> No.21497315

>>21497298
did she make a grilled cheese?

>> No.21497319
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21497319

>>21497315
With genuine holst-milk cheese!

>> No.21497321

>>21497319
Yes, excellent. I hope she's the good thick stuff.

>> No.21497324

>>21497321
I am sure she can move the slime in her body around to make sure she looks like the thick stuff.

>> No.21497347

Anal sex with your biological monstergirl daughteru!

>> No.21497359

>>21497319
great wife

>> No.21497360
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21497360

>>21496915
Us flatties need to stick together!

>> No.21497375

>>21496213
I want to buy a former high vizier Anubis as my slave after a revolution and treat her as my pet.

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21497377

>>21497375
>after a revolution
no bomb toting Bolsheviks on my watch

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21497384

Take caution when trying to trim your owl wife's nails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuKkiNY4L4

>> No.21497388

>>21497377
>entire royal guard reduced to cuddle slaves after being defeated
I'd be extra gentle with mine, the captain who lost her leg and an eye in an IED ambush.I'd hold her tight and help her calm down whenever she had a nightmare about it.

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21497397

>>21497360
flatty goodness

>> No.21497403

>>21497384
fun fact, the talons are perfect for snatching up and flying off with unsuspecting shotas

>> No.21497412

>>21497403
>Cast spell to make me look like a shota
>Go into the dark woods purposely looking scared and asking who's there at every branch snap
>Owl mage sees lone boy and swoops down to pick him up and "save" him
>She takes me back to her nest and I cancel the illusion
Would this be catfishing?

>> No.21497417

>>21497412
As long as you have a dick and a will to bone her, any mamano will take you. Although she might ask you to take a shota potion or you might even turn into a shota to match her preference.

>> No.21497419

Is it supposed to be sahuagin or sahagin?

>> No.21497425

>>21497419
in spelling or pronunciation?

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21497426

>>21497419
sahuagin. But make sure to get it wrong when one of them is around to make them frustrated but they're too shy to say anything

>> No.21497431

>>21497397
If you rest your head on a flat girl's chest, you can hear her heart beating.

It's extremely cute.

>> No.21497432

>>21497425
Either, I guess. The original page and the English print copy use both.

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21497443

>>21496565
Don't know anon, that's a hard one. No clue really, it could go ALL sorts of ways.

>> No.21497452

>>21497431
very true
>>21497432
sah-hwah-gin

>> No.21497456

Do wights wear panties or do they have noting underneath so it's easier for their husband just to push their dress aside and fuck them?

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21497459

>When a Cheshire Cat pulls down your pants as a prank, but ends up with more than she bargained for.

>> No.21497462

>>21497456
Undead seem generally opposed to them. Must be a cultural thing.

>> No.21497468

>>21497462
>Succubus is on a vacation on a undead kingdom
>Goes to a clothing store
>Asks where the panties are
>She gets disgusted looks from everyone around her.

>> No.21497474

>be shota
>mom has to go do stuff with my sister, so it's just me and my dog
>gotta stay home so I just go play some video games
>suddenly, the doorbell rings
>probably those dumb cultists from the neighboring town
>instead, I open the door to be covered in the shadow of a big, pretty monster woman
>she wants to come in, claiming that she's my babysitter
>mom hasn't hired a sitter for me in years
>call her out on her lie and shut the door on her
>she persists, keeping the door from closing with her big chest
>aw crud, it's going to be one of those days again
>I quickly retreat to my room and lock the door
>I arm myself with my toys. I'm as ready as I can be to take her on
>she bursts into the room, breaking the door down. I use this opportunity to throw a yo-yo around her legs
>she doesn't trip, by she's forced to hobble until she deals with it
>I wait for her to make a move
>she attempts to grab me and pull me into her chest, but I roll out of the way
>I then grab her from behind and throw her down on the bed
>now I can use my combo
>thrust my hand into her vagina relentlessly
>keep thrusting until I hear her about to scream
>I per-emtively shouted PK FLASH

>> No.21497476

>>21497462
>Shy Anon trying to avert his gaze while blushing, as a Lich strolls past wearing nothing but a purple robe and some jewelry.

>> No.21497478

>>21497474
Cringe, never do this ever again

>> No.21497487

>>21496658
I'm creating a monster hunting guild that helps men catch their own waifu on /tg/.

>> No.21497491

>>21497478
Don't listen to him

>> No.21497499

>>21497468
I'd love to see more of this kind of quirky MG culture thing.

>Undead regards underwears as something completely uncivilized, and will treat another MG wearing it like they are barbarians
>Poor succubutt gets more and more cold shoulders just because she wanted to buy panties

>> No.21497515

>>21497491
I don't think he's wrong. I wrote it with a punchline that I'm not sure is that great.

>> No.21497520

>>21497499
>>21497468
>Underwear
>Barbaric
Aren't people buried wearing underwear? I'd think it'd be more fitting if they'd see how many colors she's wearing and take offense to that, or if she was wearing something unbecoming like sweatpants and a loose t-shirt.

>> No.21497530

>>21497515
should have ended it with the shota shotadoming the momster.

>> No.21497535

>>21497530
That's what he did, at least that's what I thought was implied.

>> No.21497537

>>21497456
I hope so. Just imagine being able to quickly relieve your sexual urges with your shortstack zombie when you take her out for walkies.

>> No.21497540

>>21497535
I meant going further and having the shota get her down and fucking her. Then maybe end it off with the shota introducing his mom and sister to his new momster wife.

>> No.21497546

>>21497499
God damn that sound both really fun and kinda sexy.

>> No.21497551

>>21497520
Now it's starting to make sense. The removal of underwear is an integral part of the resurrection ceremony, signifying the abandonment of previous inhibitions.

>> No.21497570

>>21497540
I wanted to end the greentext with a punchline. I guess I could've added the following right after.
>The Momster became tame.
>You won!
>Shota gained 69 exp!
>The enemy left a present!
>Inside was a leash
>the next thing I see is the monster lady lies on her back like a dog
>looks like I'm going on another adventure


I could've also thrown in a "SMAAAAASH!" instead of PK Flash, but I was going on the SSB route instead of the actual Earthbound route.

>> No.21497647

Tell me about you and your waifu's home.

How does she decorate your dwelling?
Is it in a way that's unique to her species?

Don't skimp out on the details.

>> No.21497660
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21497660

>>21497647
So, there's this cave, right? And it's got all the walls lined up with modern materials so it's not damp and we got proper heating and ventilation and sewage and running water and electricity because you need that stuff.
There's one room that's just all the bling she's collected because Dragons are like magpies.
But there's also antique furniture, Persian rugs, luminist paintings, endless bookshelves, stuff like that.
We're living in the lap of luxury.

>> No.21497667

>>21497647
boat house/man made island

>> No.21497711

>>21496256
They all look great.

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21497739

>>21497647
I actually talked about this recently with some waifufriends, it's something I've put a great deal of autism into thinking about. I'd obviously meet wife in Wonderland, but I figured we'd eventually move out of there since it's Wonderland, and that place is crazy.

I'd like to think we'd live in a 1850s mansion in some subtropical place by the ocean (think outerbanks or charleston, that type of environment). There would be a small town within walking distance, which would be nice to visit on day trips for shopping, or dining or such.

But of course, the manor itself would practically be its own character. On the outside it would look like a typical if slightly spooky dwelling, but on the inside it would be quite the opulent place, with most of the decoration being Victorian era, and every room filled to the brim with antiques, knick-knacks and such. Not including, of course, her personal keep, where she would keep all of her most prizes possessions, including a huge pile of gold wealth for her to lay on top of like the lazy dragon she is.

What would make the mansion unique though, is what Wonderlandian aspects it would carry with it. There would always be an off feeling to it, and things would always act in bizarre ways. Hallways and rooms would lead to entirely different places. Rooms would have multiple ticking clocks in them that seem out of sync but always tell the right time. Things would go missing, but always be found right when you need them. Board games that play themselves when no one is around. A garden with statues that's outside yet somehow can't be seen from the outside and can only be entered from the inside. Plenty of bizarre contradictory things that would keep the mansion alive and everchanging.

A smaller fun thing I think she'd have which would be perfect for her, is a wardrobe that, whenever she tears or rips clothes, will have said clothes reappear back inside it, perfectly new. For a dragon with claws, that would be pretty useful.

>> No.21497753

>>21496513
I'd go to her world but bring as many people from here as possible. Yes even the grumpy ones, nothing a bit of monster loving can't fix.
>>21496658
Kinda have both a harem and kingdom thought out, I still need to flesh out some minor details about the kingdom though.

>> No.21497789

>>21497739
>Moving a jabberwock out of Wonderland
Now this is just downright criminal.

>> No.21497796

Hellhounds are fucking hot!

>> No.21497802

>>21497796
Spray them down with a hose, enjoy your steamed hams.

>> No.21497805

>>21497456
The one in the profile isn't wearing any, but I imagine it depends on the dress and the occasion. They probably have a lot of elegant and sexy lingerie to choose from.

>> No.21497825

>>21497802
Steamed hams. That's what you call tight warm hellhound buttocks?

>> No.21497830
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21497830

Good lord I want to marry this snek.

>> No.21497832

>>21497647
Mentioned this in lesser detail before but I imagine living with my harem in a huge mansion owned by my Wight. The walls and furniture would be everything you'd expect from a place owned by a high class undead but each girl would have her own personalised room.
For example the Salamander would opt for a simple room where she can display all her weapons and trophies while the Wock would theme hers after wonderland with lots of pink and purples, having a stockpile of lewd stuff from there too.
On top of that there would be a master bedroom where harem stuff can happen, a library, treasure room, an underground tunnel network with some additional rooms and a tower inside the mansion grounds that the Lich uses.

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21497838

>>21497825
It's an Albany accent.

>> No.21497848

>>21497647
>>21497667
While a waterworld lifestyle on a feature heavy boat would be neat, i don't think that sahu takes to salt water. Making a boathouse on a great lake would be best for having some access to mainland luxuries but you miss out on the wonders of the deep. The decorations might end up being the product of me picking up wood carving/engraving and pretty rocks while she makes things from her own scales. Another option that may or may not be creepy is using bones from hunts she is proud of.

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21497872

>>21497825
>Steamed Hams.

>> No.21497876
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21497876

Going swimming with boat foxes!

>> No.21497880

>>21497876
marrying boat foxes!

>> No.21497890

https://youtu.be/TuSKFERG_kc
This guy will probably get a harem if only to test out them biting him.

>> No.21497898

>>21497890
I feel like he's the kind of guy that would agitate a shirohebi just to feel the fire magic

>> No.21497920

>>21497890
>on this episode i will be getting stung by the hawk hornet.
>its said they have one of the strongest lewd poisons in nature.
>according to recent studies it is capable to bring the man affected to orgasmic shock instantly.

>> No.21497935

>>21497890
Imagine approaching a dangerous monster like an apophis or so girtibillu
"I am anon... and I'm about to enter the strike zone"

>> No.21497938

>>21497920
>Smug-looking Hawk Hornet in the background.

>> No.21497951

>>21497935
In all honesty, i dont think she would bite just like that, or at least in public

>> No.21497959

>>21497890
>This guy will probably get a harem if only to test out them biting him.
So it is some perverted nurarihyon or bicorne holding the camera?

>> No.21497974

>>21497959
When you consider he has the will power not to swear dispite painful stings and flesh tearing bites, and half the time his first response is to ask the cameraman if he got the footage, it could work

>> No.21497977

>>21497938
So many cute faces and reactions would probably happen while he explains it. Like hornets act smug or oomu’s acting all embarrassed.

>>21497951
Usually he has to pin it to his arm to get the bugs to strike. I imagine he would just hug them to get it to happen here.

>> No.21497987

>>21497647
It’s decorated with dozens of stolen paintings and gems. Her abode would be a mansion that almost doubles as a gallery to showcase her success, though not that it’s something she would actively show off or mention to anyone besides me and the little ones. It’s pretty unique in that it’s super high-class and oozes nobility despite her being just a tubby rat!

>> No.21497988

>>21497938
>Oh? Still conscious boy? Not bad...

>> No.21497998

>>21497890
The fun fact about leeches is that the bets thing to do in most cases it to just let them have their fill, pulling them off tears flesh more times then not and burnig/ agitating them makes them vomit blood on to the bite wound causing infection

>> No.21498012

>>21497998
It's just to end with a bunch of chubby Leech Girls cuddling up to a pale-looking Anon.

>> No.21498021

>>21497977
I want to see a yandere mojyo apophis react to a random anon and his cameraman running up and honking her titties, then presenting their necks for her to bite.

>> No.21498065

>>21498021
The cameraman would just ask anon if he is okay as anon gets raped mercilessly.

>> No.21498077

>>21498065
Well hopefully there's a graped anubis or sphinx sneaking up to show camera boy some love.

>> No.21498091

>>21497890
>anon goes out on his way to a remote ruin to get caught in a Basilisk’s gaze
>he’s never heard from again

>> No.21498106

>>21498065
No! The Crew can NEVER interfere! It needs to be as though Anon is just out in the wilderness by himself!

>> No.21498108
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Do dhampirs breed true or do they have vampire daughters? On one hand there would be a lot more dhampir running around to thwart bloodsucking Stacy plans. On the other would be a bunch of vampires who have a chance at not being raised a tiny leech with a tiara.

I've been wrestling with the question for days please help.

>> No.21498118

>>21498012
>chubby, well fed leeches snuggled up with their husband
>anon is anemic but blissed out and sleeping comfortably in the wife pile
>one of the wives takes a picture and puts it on her blog
>it gets trolled by a bunch of skinny, lonely single vampires
>half of them are mad that inferior bloodsuckers keep getting husbands
>the other half are schlicking furiously while they shitpost

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21498134

>>21498108
I guess dhampir themselves are considered as sub-species of vampire, it would be same with vampires? Like if husband is human, you'd get a dhampir daughter and if husband is incubus-vampire you'd get a vampire daughter.

>> No.21498145

>>21498108
Vampire. They're just a rare variant of vampire that inherited some human traits, most of that being they're mentally like humans, but still vampires. Best case scenario they manage the same trick mom did which is have a kid with a man before he incubizes and hope it takes otherwise it's a vampire and incubus mating which means guaranteed vampire offspring.

>> No.21498180

>>21497974
This is amusing enough that I cranked this out. It's not the format for this thread, and I'm not one for smut. Meh.

>Monster Hunter looks reasonably calm but his face is tightly controlled. A Hornet stands behind him watching, the tip of her spear is reddish. She looks on in obvious interest.

>Monsterhunter clutches his arm. With a grimace of effort the man speaks with a strain in his voice,"The Hornet mamono has some of the lewdest toxin known to man. Our scientists measure it at 13 out of 20 on the Westheimer Mamono Lewd Index."

>Despite his look of concentration, his eyes are glazed. The muscles of his face seem to be spasming randomly. "Now you'll notice that the camera isn't going beneath my chest. I just got stung less than a minute ago and my erection could break a rock. It's not going away even though I've ruined these shorts at least four times by my count. "

>Behind him, the Hornet's face is twisted into a happy grin. The camera only shows the her from the chest upwards, but her spear is at an odd angle. The line from the visible tip of the spear to the base seems like it would lead to her pelvis. She is heavily sweating, probably due to the vigorous back and forth motion of the spear she's holding.

>The camera turns back to the Monster Hunter, he is still clutching his arm, grimacing, muscles spasming all the while as he speaks, "I didn't have a fetish for yellow and black stripes before getting stung, but I'm gonna need a week of cold water and smacks to get this one out of my system. The binding activity of the mana in the venom is weakly erosive. That's why I took the anti-venom before hand. Unfortunately, it has no ability to mitigate the lewdness of Mandy's venom. Scientists believe that the lack of antagonistic action on the part of the anti-venom..."

And so on etc.

>> No.21498185

>https://i.imgur.com/t1YV8O0.jpg
mating with small horses

>> No.21498199

>>21498185
Wrong way around ponyfucker

>> No.21498200

>yfw your demon girlfriend catches you playing Doom.

>> No.21498202

>>21497935
Manticores would sting him before he knows it

>> No.21498214

>>21498199
>not dicking every centaur hole

>> No.21498229

>>21497974
Honestly, man. At this point he's probably not feeling the initial pain from the bite and venom the way a normal human due to being desensitized to it and guaranteed nerve damage from all the shit he's done so while it does hurt it's not the involuntary swear kind of hurt just keep talking and it will be fine kind before he gently passes into some level of shock.
As an example: he's done bullet ant gloves. That shits 100% guaranteed mildly sensitivity loss for life plus tingles from time to time and from what I did watch he's taken on venom that also guarantees nerve damage at least in the local area where the cell death was taking place before being given the antivenom.

If he ever becomes an incubi he's gonna be fucked for life because even normal ones can go through 3 day marathons to feel fully satisfied and he'll be that one guy who's got a dick of steel that'll last a month thanks to seeing how bad having his dick graped, see if the rumors that hornets can sting multiple times, had his dick bit by an oomukade because his viewers requested it, and using an ushi's blood for lube "burns" and give it a 1-10 rating.

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>>21498134
>>21498145
Thanks friends. Now I can rest easy and bully at peak efficiency.

>> No.21498275

>>21498200
>human girlfriends never get uppity when you play games involving you killing people
>they're usually the ones who are first to suggest shit like chopping up the bodies and shoving the bits into the tub or a barrel when you're playing fallout or usually shout "kick his ass!" or point out some fuck on the enemy team she thinks you should tunnel vision on usually with the words "get him!" and excited pointing
>thinking the demon girlfriend wouldn't just be that but with more undertones of blood lust and normal lust or encourage you to pick the asshole dialogue options or be the first to suggest giving the guy the item for the reward then killing him for the item and the rest of his money before looting his now defenseless house

>> No.21498370

I want to get a job as a professional NEET breeder, getting hired by Vampires whose husbands incubized during or shortly after their pregnancies and who now want their Dhampir daughters who never developed an Electra complex to get a job and move out.

>> No.21498420

>>21498236
>tfw you will never whip your vampire wife and dhampir daughter with a DE infused whip whenever they don't get along

>> No.21498479

>>21496424
Nice skindentation, I love smooth and perfect noble thighs. Also, that wight looks somewhat smaller than the one in the profile, is she a JC or teenager maybe? I'd want to fuck either, regardless

>> No.21498501

>>21496658
I've got about three different settings
>a GATE like scenario for MGE
>MGC-esque setting
>A direct replica of real life, but with waifu

>> No.21498513

>>21496658
I haven't even fully though out what she looks like.

>> No.21498515

>>21496658
I don't think too much about setting details. Fun > world building.
I really ought to, though.

>> No.21498518

>>21497220
You'd certainly hope so!

>> No.21498522

>>21497388
Your a dick

>> No.21498533

>>21498522
How so? I'd treat her right.

>> No.21498545

>>21498533
You had the intent to kill her, and when you didn't completely blow her to bits, you take her as a sex slave. What a fate. The sure her parents and siblings are enamored with the predicament she's in.

>> No.21498555

>>21498545
Hey man, if she hates it that much she can just strangle me while I sleep or something!

>> No.21498584

>>21498555
Why does it even have to come to that?

>> No.21498604

I want to be an older brother to a cute goth loli baphomet and live in a haunted mansion together drinking tea and writing cute brother-sister stories together

>> No.21498615

>>21498584
Of course it doesn't, she just has to submit herself to daily hugs and headpats.

>> No.21498628

I'm still waiting for an answer.

>> No.21498637

>>21498628
It's no.

>> No.21498645

>>21498637
I want a second opinion!

>> No.21498658

>>21498628
It's a definite maybe but inadvisable

>> No.21498662

Which mg had most pungent odor?

>> No.21498672

>>21498662
Bubble slime

>> No.21498673

>>21498662
Like I say every two weeks, H'orc, Bubble Slime, and Alraunes.

>> No.21498771

>>21498420
It's probably a yearly thing during Halloween for Vampire castles.

Death could be a Baphomet in a cloak way bigger than her.

>> No.21498859

Monstergirls become virtual youtubers in order to appear more human and interact with other humans more.

>> No.21498903

>>21498859
I'd give it 3 hours before they're banned for violating terms of service

>> No.21498925

>>21498859
i'd think pornhub would be more likely

>> No.21498934
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21498934

what words would make the troll faint?

>> No.21498936

>>21498925
>Pornhub MG streaming
I’m fine with this

>> No.21498939

>>21498903
More like
>Order paladin stream
>"I prefer human girls...."
>BANNED

>> No.21498958

>>21498934
Damn the torpedoes full speed ahead

>> No.21498976

>>21498859
>Monster girls watching men's streams
>That one nerdy yet aggressive monster girl
>Finds out his home address
>Instead of swatting, she personally raids his house
>Times it right and rapes him on stream

>> No.21499021
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>>21498976
I bet it was one of those nerd birds, they're always the one to sperge out

>> No.21499050
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21499050

Finished, this came out super nice! This'll probably be the last of the beach pics I'll get for now, it was meant to be a one-off but I just loved the outfit and look so much.

>> No.21499080

>>21499050
You'd need a huge dong to please a wock that size.

>> No.21499091

>>21499050
Thicc as fuck doughdragon.

>> No.21499094
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>> No.21499096

>>21499050
I'm gonna say what everyone else is thinking but is too chickenshit to say. No one wants to see your shitty self-insert, and the pic is mediocre at best. Go back to your waifufag circlejerk, and don't come back until you're ready to post some actual porn commissions of her.

>> No.21499102

>>21499050
Cute! That’s a doughy wock!

>> No.21499103
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>>21499080

>> No.21499111
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21499111

https://imgur.com/a/uj2oodJ

>> No.21499118
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>>21499096
Why would he make porn commissions when he already has a full doujin of his waifu?

>> No.21499128

>>21499050
She's fat!

>> No.21499137

>>21499096
I'm not thinking that, the pic is cute and is still content, I don't care if he posts it.

>> No.21499161

>>21498934
"I hate you"

>> No.21499167

>>21499021
All you have to do is grab her, look her in the eyes, and tell her she's beautiful. That'll scare her off.

>> No.21499190
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21499190

>>21499111
Touch the cow.
DO IT NOW.

>> No.21499209
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21499209

>>21499128
*fit

>> No.21499233

>>21499096
Who shit in your cereal, fuckface?
>>21499050
Good commission Jabberfag, you two are a cute couple.

>> No.21499235

>>21499190
I hate memes

>> No.21499296

>>21499096
Are you jealous, anon?

>> No.21499306

>>21499096
>Brave Anon Valiantly Defends Thread from OC
>When asked what spurred his heroism, stated "I was sick of people pranking me by sending me to that site with just the crying panda on it."

>> No.21499315
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21499315

I'd give anything to be coiled around by an apophis right now

>> No.21499321

>>21499096
I mean he's kinda right
What am I gonna do, save a picture of someone else and their wife?

>> No.21499343

>>21499321
It's called NTR dude

>> No.21499354

>>21498934
Wingardium Leviosa

>> No.21499362

>>21499315
I wish I had something valuable enough to trade for that.

>> No.21499371

>>21499321
Same. I can't bring myself to save a pic of a girl with another guy in the pic, especially if it looks nothing like me.

>> No.21499378

>>21499094
But why a gasmask?

>> No.21499380
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>>21499362
>>21499315
You need only give her your body warmth.

>> No.21499390

>>21499380
I wish it was that simple

>> No.21499396

>>21499390
Your Queen of Graping is telling you it's that simple, it's -10C outside and she needs you to help warm her.

>> No.21499397

>>21499378
She's spray-painting indoors

>> No.21499400

i ordered a slime in a can online and they gave me a fallen goddess, should i be scared?

>> No.21499402

>>21498420
What is the best thing to gag a biting monster with?

>> No.21499404

>>21499397
So she's pimping out her unicycle?

>> No.21499409

>>21499402
Biters get the ball gag anon.

>> No.21499413
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21499413

>>21499402
Large penguins.

>> No.21499424
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21499424

>well, what do you think~?

>> No.21499428

>>21499424
Cowabunga!

>> No.21499441

>>21499409
But then the grapesneks will just get venom all over the floor. Venom may be harmless as long as it doesn't get into the blood, but what if it stains?
And why a ball gag?

>>21499413
I don't want to risk my penguin getting poked.

>> No.21499454
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21499454

>>21499441
If you can't trust her with your penguin, then perhaps try a marshmallow?

>> No.21499459

>>21499454
Marshmallows wouldn't last very long.

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21499464

>>21499454
Just wait til that cat levels up.

>> No.21499477
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21499477

>>21499464
Some marshmallow cats take a different evolutionary path.

>> No.21499480

>>21499441
If it stains then you make her clean it up of course, maybe make her wear a cute maid outfit too. The ball gag is just the best, it’ll really force her jaws open and fill her mouth up good so there’s no possible way she could bite while wearing it. Plus, the aesthetic is super top tier.

>> No.21499484
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21499484

Another new picture of one of the wives! This time it's of Dellu!

https://i.imgur.com/oUEPp7c.jpg

>> No.21499489

>>21499480
Prove it. I'm normally old-fashioned.

>> No.21499493

>>21499484
God, those eyes.

>> No.21499501

>>21499484
That pose

>> No.21499508

>>21499424
flatter than a cutting board, 9.5/10. now show me your cunny so i can molest you there

>> No.21499523
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21499523

>> No.21499534

>>21499523
Raiju Asagi?

>> No.21499540

>>21499523
but how does she zap in a rubber suit?

>> No.21499544

>>21499540
By kissing.

>> No.21499567

>>21499096
What the fuck dude.
>>21499321
Think of it like a happy couple in a manga. Is it wrong to want to see a monster girl happy?

>> No.21499580
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>>21499540
The suit actually makes her zaps stronger.

>> No.21499586
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21499586

>>21499567
He's just butthurt because Jabberfag won't commission actual lewds.

>> No.21499601

>>21499484
How does a mouse with a big butt fit into small houses?

>> No.21499674

What would be your waifu's favorite gun?

>> No.21499678
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>> No.21499692

>>21499678
This artist sucks and so does r63

>> No.21499693
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>>21499674
Springfield.

>> No.21499704

>>21499678
My eyes

>> No.21499724

>>21499050
Very demanding big monster girls!

>> No.21499771

>Wlper is working on more Cheshire
Yay

>> No.21499782

>>21499771
I'd still be glad to see it but it still feels weird after their overly dramatic exit.

>> No.21499793

>>21499782
>overly dramatic exit
Care to elaborate?

>> No.21499798

>>21499793
It's a melancholy cheshire picture so I doubt I saved it.

>> No.21499802

>>21499798
The one where some guy leaves the wonderland? Was it suppose to be about the artist?

>> No.21499812

>>21499798
He made a sad Cheshire waving goodbye at the exit to Wonderland, and posted it to all his accounts without a word. Then he returned several months later.
>Drama
The dude took a break. Stop making shit up.

>> No.21499820

>>21499580
Mamono superhero wife or supervillain wife? Choose.

>> No.21499829

>>21499812
Heck of a way to take a break.

>> No.21499840

>>21499820
I feel like relative morality would make most of them look like villains to your average human observer no matter what their intentions are.

>> No.21499846
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21499846

It is 100% wrong to lust after older monster girls.
We as men have a duty to ensure the younger generations of monster girls experience love, marriage and pregnancy.
Older monster girls missed their opportunity.

>> No.21499852

>>21499480
What's wrong with just using a cloth and sponge?

>> No.21499857

>>21499840
Except Super Wurm and Paladin-chan(who has no special powers).True everyday heroes

>> No.21499864

>>21499846
What's old to them though, doesn't mamono mana make most of em look youthful in human years depsite being old enough to literally be your grandma.

>> No.21499867

>>21499846
Never! Older demon wife for me.

>> No.21499870

>>21499857
>Super Wurm
>Kool-aid Mans every entrance and usually causes more damage than the crimes she prevents.
Too cute to hate regardless.

>Paladin-chan
>Is usually more villainous than the villains she defeats, but is ostensibly on the side of righteousness. If you don't thank her and God after a heroic, will smack you with a ruler.
T-thanks.

>> No.21499882

>>21499870
Super Wurm treats rescuing kittens the same as saving the world! Well liked overall. I imagine Paladin-chan being a bit like Mumen Rider, at least when going up against the strong villains

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>> No.21499901

>>21499864
>What's old to them though
I guess that depends on the species
A 50 year old mouse would be a considered a grandma by almost all her peers
A 500 year old dragon on the other hand could be treated like a teenager

>> No.21499904

>>21499846
Translation?

>> No.21499905

Had a wet dream about her… again

>> No.21499921

>>21499887
Bet that shirt leads to a lot of sideboob.

>> No.21499926
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21499926

At this point just a slightly dim-witted simple slime wife would make me happy

>> No.21499939

>>21499926
Probably not

>> No.21499944

What if i told a CC succubus that i am single and looking to mingle? Would she try and set me up with someone?

>> No.21499952

>>21499926
I really like the basic low power simple girls. I personally hope he doesn't go around creating super powered Wight level evolutions to all of his basic girls. I actually really like the Skeleton. I want to protect her and make her happy. Same with the Kitsune-bi.

>> No.21499964

>>21499882
I want to be a villain for Paladin-chan, the Hugger Incubus.She thinks I'm a serial sexual harrasser but in reality she's the only one I molest.

>> No.21499969

>>21499964
devilish

>> No.21499981

>>21499944
You wouldn't even have time to sheepishly laugh after making that emcomment before getting tackled.

>> No.21499985

>>21499981
*embarrassing comment

>> No.21499989

>>21499944
I'd give a rata my information so she could list me in the singles area of her newspaper.
She never actually lists me though because she's angling for me instead.

>> No.21500003

>>21499989
I wonder if businesses discriminate against single monsters due to their work ethic being corrupted by dick deprivation. I wouldn't trust any monster to get anything done unless she was married, and even then she might try to hook me up with one of her friends instead of doing her job.

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>>21499846
If your monster girlfriend's age has more than one digit on the first date, you're already running late.

>> No.21500076
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>> No.21500096

>>21500076
>Dragon caretaker onee-san
CUTE.

>> No.21500108

>>21500036
Based and cunnypilled

>> No.21500116

>>21500096
I wonder how hard it is to get your kids back after the day is over. Dragons do get awfully attached.

>> No.21500133

I love monsters with huge, wobbling tits!

>> No.21500134
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Guy I don't think my maid's new uniform fits her, any ideas cause I don't wanna go back to the arachne dressers just to get the bust refitted

>> No.21500135

>>21500116
I imagine she is basically part of the family. Maybe it is a royal family. Their draconic protector and big sister.

>> No.21500146

>>21500134
I want to order my stern kiki headmaid to wear something like that

>> No.21500149

>>21499846
Fuck you, my wife is at least ten years older than me. Technically. Physically she hasn't aged past her mid twenties because magic.

>> No.21500161

>>21500134
Just give her some holst milk or think really hard about titties while you give her a chest massage. She'll fit into it soon enough.

>> No.21500181
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21500181

>Lilim who got cut off from her parent's money
>Is forced to work a degrading job to support herself
How long until she comes crawling back to her parents?

>> No.21500183

>>21500134
Perfect as is, small titty best

>> No.21500197

>>21500181
She won't stand a chance against mommy Lilith's hugs

>> No.21500200

>>21500181
>She seduces and marries a prince and uses HIS money from then on
>She thinks she rebelled and won, but this was according to her parents' keikaku.
Not that money would be much issue for any of KC's monsters.

>> No.21500202

>holstaur walks into your room and locks the door
>and quietly whispers:
>"a deals a deal, anon~"
how do you go on about this??

>> No.21500204
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Panties

>> No.21500223

>>21500204
Oh fug that’s lewd

>> No.21500224

>>21500146
>Glasses
>Grey hair
>Wearing a bunny outfit all day every day
>Still able to project an air of confidence, competence, and authority
>The younger maids hope they get to be in her position one day, especially after they hear the nightly activities she and master get up to

>> No.21500225

>>21500204
Panties go between your legs, not in your hands!

>> No.21500226

Pharaoh in high heels.

>> No.21500230

>Want a monster girl wife
>Hate hugs and being touched in general
How would this work? Outside of KC's stupid plan of mamano mana suddenly making me okay with that stuff.

>> No.21500231

>>21500200
>greedy scheming monster girl that seduces and marries you just to further her scheming
>ends up going full lovey dovey towards you in the end
"haraguro" in MGE I guess

>> No.21500233

>>21500202
>I am altering the deal; pray I don't alter it any further

>> No.21500234

>>21500224
Something like that. I won't have her wear it every day though. Either way that's hot.

>> No.21500235

>>21500202
I don't recall making any deal.

>> No.21500240
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21500240

Abs are the most important part of any wolfu

>> No.21500241

>>21500230
That not healthy, friend. You would probably benefit from immersion therapy.

>> No.21500242

>>21500230
Marry one of the maledom, you need to "rape" them, breeds or some kind of devoted breed like the Inari
> For the most part they don’t assault their husbands if they are not in the mood, but they will tempt them to incite desire and use whatever excuse they can to initiate sex.
and set ground rules.

>> No.21500247

>>21500235
she beat you at a video game you both were playing together and you made a deal where if you lost, you'd have to suck her titties and if you won, you get to have the last gogurt tube in the fridge

>> No.21500252

>>21496256
Thanks Vada.

>> No.21500254

>>21500241
And that's how Anon ended up married to his comforter.

>> No.21500271

>>21496195
Leave memes and fetishes out of it unless they are keeping you from connecting with real people (including women). Be honest and remember doctor-patient confidentiality.

>> No.21500282

>>21500241
I guess I'd have to get over it somehow, so that might work.

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21500287

>>21499091
>>21499102
>>21499128
Wock doesn't deserve these insults

>> No.21500295

>>21500287
I don't want to be around when she realizes that those weren't insults.

>> No.21500297
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21500297

>Watching Prince of Egypt with your Pharaoh sister
>The plague scene comes on and your sister watches in pure awe
>Looks over to you, her eyes full of suspicion
>It doesn't help that you're her adoptive brother
>Later that night as you get ready for bed you notice there are a lot of guards posted outside your door
How would you ease your sister anon?

>> No.21500300

>>21500287
It's the truth though!

>> No.21500302

>>21500226
>hates them
>walks even less than most pharaohs as she can't balance on sand
>only uses them for two reasons
>the first because she loves the added height and the extra pop it gives her ass in the mirror
>the second is because she doesn't want to be inferior to the wight the next kingdom over in any way

>> No.21500306

>>21500287
She knows what she ate

>> No.21500308

>>21500302
Ah I forgot Pharaoh's love to be barefoot.

>> No.21500341

>>21500254
Big soft mamono for gloomy human boys

>> No.21500351

>>21500297
Become her champion

>> No.21500374

>>21500297
>Pharaoh sister
Do Pharaohs often have incest fetishes?

>> No.21500381

>>21500341
110% onee-chan.

>> No.21500397

>>21500341
God knows we all could have used that, and still need it

>> No.21500422

>>21500306
too many cummies

>> No.21500427

>>21500240
Ab lolis

>> No.21500429

Huggably soft MGs for gloomy boys!

>> No.21500431

>>21500427
dass rite mang

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>> No.21500458

What undead species gives the best paizuri?

>> No.21500460

Should the majority of Wocks be fit or doughragons?

>> No.21500471
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>>21500458

>> No.21500486
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>>21500460
Doughragons, think about how much of wonderland's food is just sweets and cakes, even the meat comes only in honey glazed.

>> No.21500490

>>21500486
Meat cooked in a Wock's pink breath end up being sweet inside with a cookie like texture.

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>> No.21500502

how do you feel about public sex with a loli out in the dark populated demon realm?

>> No.21500508

>>21500471
FAT

>> No.21500518

>>21500498
I started at the bottom and thought this was going to be an Anubis

>> No.21500534
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>> No.21500539

>>21500518
>Hellhounds posing as nerdy Anubi to rape nerds

>> No.21500542

>>21500518
>anon closly inspecting a big hellhound, starting from the feet until he sees her shit-eating grin
rip anon

>> No.21500548

>>21500502
For me I'm not really into public sex. My wife is a loli Night Gaunt. I would probably feel less awkward about it when I was transformed but I would consider anything in my human form more private. Although I don't really see either of us really being into crowed areas or interacting with other people in general.

>> No.21500553

>>21500542
>Hmm, yes...
>Nice paws...
>Work pants, must be a mechanic type...
>Great abs...
>Nice boobies, too...
>...N-no...
>Oh god, no...

>> No.21500574

So anon, what is the prime age for teaching a loli monstergirl about sex(with you)?

>> No.21500576
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>>21500539
This is cultural appropriation!

>> No.21500582

>>21500553
>I’m coyote anon and I am entering the strike zone.
>Screen fades to black.

>> No.21500599

>>21500574
13 or 14 I guess

>> No.21500602

>>21500502
Only good if I've chased her through the streets and dragged her into a back alley for 'rape'.

>> No.21500606

My fetish is pregnant lolis being corrupted.

>> No.21500607

>>21500574
>not having a lolibaba teach (you) about sex (with her)

>> No.21500608

>>21500574
9 or 10 considering the source material itself says monsters are pretty much mature by 10 at the latest. Although I prefer pedomorphasis lolis, not necessarily lolibaba but at least an adult turned loli.

>> No.21500612

>>21500574
Prime loli age is 8, but the best age for lewd education is 5.

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>>21500576

>> No.21500628
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>>21500607
>>not having a lolibaba teach (you) about sex (with her)
Does it count if she's one year older than me?

>> No.21500632

>>21500502
I feel like I really want to do that with a Baphomet while she hangs onto a lamp post and her hooves can't touch the floor.

>> No.21500636

>>21500620
Is this a rare loen draw? Cute heckpup!

>> No.21500639

>>21500607
Now that's some good stuff. I want this with a lolibaba pharaoh

>> No.21500646
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>>21500628
She's not really a lolibaba then, but it still works, as long as the loli is the (gently) dominant and knowledgeable one guiding you. (It's hotter if you're not a shota, too, at least to me.)

>>21500639
Not bad, though I prefer pic related.

>> No.21500670

>>21500607
>25+ years old wizard anon
>He thinks he's an expert at sex from his countless hours of watching porn
>Meets a lolibaba Wight
>She looks no older than 12 even though she is 200+
>She teaches him all sorts of lewd stuff he didn't even know were possible
>Takes his virginity as payment
Bad end?

>> No.21500686

>exhausted wizard anon laying next to smug lolibaba wight.
I don't think my lolibaba pharaoh would show me much mercy either.

>> No.21500692

>>21500686
meant to reply to>>21500670

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>She sees anon

>> No.21500698

>>21500670
Sounds like a good end to me, though again, I'd prefer a bapho for maximum smug.

>> No.21500715

>>21500696
disgusting

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>>21500696
Chocolate>vanilla

>> No.21500728

>>21500686
A lolibaba Pharaoh would most likely abuse her childish appearance to avoid acting as the wise leader she is.
Expect to be her dickthrone and plaything for expended periods of time, including during the times where she is supposed to actually rule her land.

>> No.21500733

>>21500696
She looks like a healer. I hope shes good because i need her to attend to my boner.

>> No.21500743

>>21500728
>would most likely abuse her childish appearance to avoid acting as the wise leader she is.
Not always. She is a pretty ambitious Pharaoh.
>Expect to be her dickthrone and plaything for expended periods of time, including during the times where she is supposed to actually rule her land.
I live to serve

>> No.21500771

>>21500696
>>21500723
Every pound of extra meat on an elf is a mark of her inferiority.
Slim elves are nobility, meaty elves are peasants and whores.

>> No.21500775

>>21500723
You make an excellent argument.

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>> No.21500809

>>21500715
Anon you gay?

>> No.21500849

>>21500806
Demons with a signature fetish are truly the most depraved. Imagine just writing your name on a napkin at a fancy dinner place and she crosses her legs, has a wavering smile, bites her lip and begs ‘p-please, dearest... n-not here...!’

>> No.21500853

>>21500784
Imagine an Echidna crying her heart out as she leaves her mother's dungeon to move into her own.
She spends years building it, placing traps, furnishing it, acquiring treasure to attract adventurers.
Then dozen more years pass as she waits for her fated one to finally meet her in her dungeon's last room.
One day that man finally comes but all he does is take a selfie with her and leave.
This is how you break a snake.

>> No.21500865

I desire a strongfat hellhound.
Gonna call her my toasted marshmallow to get her mad.

>> No.21500867

>>21500809
Japanese Shadman is an awful artist.

>> No.21500870

>>21500865
Cause you want s’more of her?

>> No.21500871

>>21500809
filthy baby headed heel wearing knife ear

>> No.21500876

>>21500870
Always.
I don't want to come in too hot but I always love some devil dog.

>> No.21500878

>>21500865
I want a strongfat lava golem.

>> No.21500886

>>21500878
Wouldn't that just be having her alter her shape?

>> No.21500889

>>21500886
Yeah, but still. She’d have to collect more mass. Imagine the smothering though.

>> No.21500898

>>21500889
Being smothered by big soft girls is an under appreciated thing. We >IMAGINE for shortstacks, but I say IMAGINE being totally encompassed and plushly presses into a mattress by an oversized Kraken, Succ or Holst!

>> No.21500899

>>21500502
I would prank every public sex mamano couple I came across.

>> No.21500900

>>21500889
>Goofy 'ehehehe' as she subsumes Anon
You gonna get snugged.

>> No.21500902
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Is this loss?

>> No.21500913

>>21500865
I dunno man. Hellhounds are supposed to be athletic, really fast on their feet, aggressive and protective.
A strongfat dog would be slow, weak to bullying and prone to repeated pregnancies. Not really a Hellhound's profile.

>> No.21500916

>>21500900
How blissful~
I’d drown in kissing every part of her I can reach as she hardens the outside and leaves us encased in a steamy love cocoon

>> No.21500921

>>21500913
I dunno, sounds like what she lacks in endurance would be made up for in strength and tenacity.
2 of those 3 are wrong.

>> No.21500925

>>21500913
The power though. No door, chain or barricade could withstand the force of her strength and throwing her weight. She’d manhandle Anon and he’d be utterly powerless to gain any leverage against such a big honey girl.

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>>21500867
>>21500871

>> No.21500940

>>21500925
Strongfat Monstergirls are so arousing for that.
>Strongfat mino punches a hole straight through a castle wall
>huffs in cleaning her ear with a finger with a pissed look on her face
>”The hell you doin’ hiding in here? I told ya yer my husband, so get outta there already!”

>> No.21500961

would baby vampires breastfeed or suck on daddy's blood?

>> No.21500963

>>21500940
The cutest and the strongest!

>> No.21500969

>>21500929
I want to spank her ass and rub her horns.

>> No.21500976

>>21500963
She’d gonna walk up, pick you up, sling you over one broad beefy shoulder, and carry you out while the townsfolk look on in awe at her towering meaty form.
>”Jeeze, ya barely weigh a thing too! Well, I guess I can do all the yard work, but ya better at least cook a good meal! So be a good husband and take responsibility, ya hear?”

>> No.21500982

>>21500969
I want to spank her horns and rub her ass.

>> No.21500985
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>be gaijin studying abroad in Zipangu
>have a new girlfriend, Masami-chan, and you've just decided to go steady
>long black hair, glasses, a tiny, delicate frame, she's just like one of your zipanguese animes
>she invites you to her place, so you can meet her foster mom and stay for dinner
>her house is actually way out in the sticks and very old-fashioned, complete with a koi pond and torii gates leading up to the door
>oh yeah, Masami works as a shrine maiden right?
>she wears little charms and such on her clothes when she's at university, but you think it might be nice to see her in the full outfit...
>"Sanae-san, you home? I brought a surprise~" Masami calls out, holding your hand as she walks you in. "Maybe she went out. Oh well."
>"...suits me just fine..." she whispers in your ear, licking her lips
>it's all in total contrast to the shy, modest impression she gives in class
>not that you mind at all
>she's come onto you like this before, back when you invited her to your little apartment for tea
>you didn't go all the way, but you're never going to forget that afternoon as long as you live
>goosebumps rise over your entire body thinking of how it might go this time
>you gladly allow her to keep leading you by the hand, and you're instructed to go get changed in a spare room
>you come out in a set of dark, loose robes, and she greets you in a red and white yukata
>it's not quite a shrine maiden uniform, but god damn does she look good in it
>you laugh nervously as you realize you must look like a couple checking into a traditional onsen inn
>"Oh, you're so cute when you're bashful." Masami smiles and pats your head, even though she stands nearly a foot shorter than you
>you're taken to a dark, quiet room with only the essentials
>two soft futons, an incense burner, a tea set and a box of tissues
>you're in nice, breezy clothes on a pleasantly cool day, but you can't stop sweating
>"Take a seat, Anon. I want to show you something."
>you're still in shock over her dropping the honorifics as she turns and starts untying the obi on her yukata
>then the shoulders come loose, and the fine fabric silently slides down to her hips before she catches it falling
>there's a beautiful mural tattoo on her back, featuring vermillion maple leaves and what looks like violet fire
>all encircling a central emblem of some sort
>...a fox?
>"Wow. Uh, er, s-soogoy." the words automatically come out, terribly mispronounced and half-muffled with drool
>she makes an absolutely angelic chuckle into her sleeve, and turns to face you bare-chested
>you to a triple-take, trying not to go slack-jawed
>either she's been packing those things under some very tight bindings, or she just went up two cup sizes while you were changing
>"Your turn, love." Masami whispers, her big brown eyes taking you in
>you comply, but as soon as you're naked the door to your room slides open, flooding it with light
>there's a very tall, powerfully-built older woman standing in the doorway, decked out in an expensive-looking kimono with a generously cut bust
>she wears an eyepatch over her left eye, and there's a little visible scarring on her exposed chest
>in one hand she carries a sheathed Uchigatana, and in the other a kiseru pipe that's probably worth more than your monthly rent
>all this to take in before you finally notice the ears poking out of her shining silver hair, and the three tails swishing at her back
>she exhales a long cloud of smoke and stares straight at your dick, her one red eye shining with something violent
>"Heard you brought a damn gaijin boy into my home like I wouldn't find out."

>> No.21500995

>>21500921
>2 of those 3 are wrong.
The right one is that they're slow?

>>21500925
>>21500940
>Strongfat Oni comes back drunk from a long frustrating day at the office
>Anon knows what's coming up so he locks himself up in the emergency shelter
>She rips off the fortified door meant to survive explosions and drags him out for an all-night long snusnufest

>> No.21500999

>>21500995
They're good for short bursts!
Its not that they're slow, they're just dangerous over short distances.

>> No.21501013

>>21500985
Dumb gaijin

>> No.21501034

>>21500995
I want a strongfat red oni and her hourglass blue oni sister to fight over me, with me literally squished inbeteeen them!

>> No.21501060
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiayZdPESno

https://twitter.com/Ergomancy/status/1138185304513372160

Important disclaimer: no monster girls are harmed in the universe where this nose art originates.

>> No.21501073

>>21501034
Which of them wears the office lady attire and which wears a kimono that's too small?

>> No.21501083

>>21500899
you're evil

>> No.21501115

>>21501073
The Red wears the kimono, since she ‘scores free food, beer’n’shit from suckers offering at the shrine’
The Blue wears the office attire, since ‘laying around waiting for things to fall into your lap all day is uncouth for a modern Zipanguese woman’
But while she was going on, Red picked me up and held me to her bosom, causing Blue to panic and pull back, unwilling to miss her chance at a man yet again.

>> No.21501127

>>21500985
Can I ask who her tattoo artist is?

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>>21499484
And the last one of the set is done!!

https://twitter.com/luxuriass/status/1138164838096461824?s=21

>> No.21501177

>>21501060
A rare monstergirl to see get new art it's wonderufl

>> No.21501182

>>21501170
Lovely sets anon.

>> No.21501186

>>21501170
those fukin poses man, holy shit

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>>21500985
>"Hi, mama-aneki." says Masami, waving cheerfully. "He's cute, right?"
>Sanae growls, and you can hear her sword rattling in its sheath
>"I know I told you to bring home some meat, but dammit Sami." she hisses, her ears folding back. "You know how I feel about foreigners."
>"Yeah, mama, but have you *felt* one?" Masami walks over, crouches behind you and runs her nails over your chest. "I like this one. He burns... real hot!" she laughs as she slides her hand down and honks you
>the combination of adrenaline, fear and arousal are almost too much
>"Have you... sheathed him yet?" Sanae sighs, leaning against a wall and relaxing a little
>"Not yet. I wanted you to see me do it, mama-aneki." Masami grins. "I wanna get my fire today!"
>the old fox blushes slightly, but covers it up by looking thoughtful
>"Fine. Show me how he 'burns', then. He'd better impress, or he tastes the blade of the Kyuufuwa clan." Sanae takes a seat, and lays her sword on her lap as she refills her pipe
>"Yosh!" cheers Masami as she circles around and jumps you
>Sanae watches in angry silence, but doesn't interfere
>immediately Masami starts grinding up against you and pressing her body close
>you're showered with hot, wet kisses and feel like you're going to pop just from her skin on yours
>then Masami goes down and starts licking you
>Sanae growls again
>"Use your whole tongue, not the point. Don't try to look dainty and pretty while you're sucking cock, girl."
>Masami does as instructed, and her head starts bobbing slightly
>"No, no you stupid... ugh. You humans really need it all spelled out, huh?" Sanae stands up and strides over
>then she grabs masami by the hair and pushes her head down, until she's taking you up to the hilt
>masami gags loudly, but shivers all the way down to her butt and moans
>"Make some noise! Put on a show! You're not drinking oolong here!"
>she does, and it's devastatingly sexy
>you finish in Masami's hot mouth, but she keeps going without slowing down until you do it again, shuddering and shaking
>not a drop of it leaves her mouth
>Masami finally raises her head and gulps, then opens wide to show you
>Sanae sighs with some relief, but continues scowling
>"...better, but you're not done. See it through."
>Masami nods and straddles you, going back to grinding so you can recover
>it takes less than a minute before you're back at full mast and pressed against her belly
>"Hmph. Tourist-kun has some stamina, at least." Sanae puts down her pipe and pours herself a little sake from a gourd in her sleeve. "Show me that giving you the insignia wasn't a waste."
>"Yosh!" says Masami, a little more nervous this time
>oh man, oh sweet buddha it's happening
>"Y-yosh..." she says again, fumbling with your unit as she lifts a leg trying to re-position herself
>"are you-" sanae splutters past her drink. "Come on girl, this is embarassing to watch. Get up."
>masami stands up over you, hands behind her back and turning bright red
>sanae downs her drink, stands up and strides over, throwing off her own clothes this time
>she's absolutely dripping
>"S-step aside, Sami!" Sanae commands, and roughly presses her bare foot into your shoulder.
>you're flattened out and laid down on your back, while she towers over you, huffing and panting
>"You're... you're one damn lucky foreigner, kid." She growls, baring her fangs. "First one to touch a Kyuufuwa Lieutenant and live, that's for d-damn sure."

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>>21501060
Wonderful.

>> No.21501196

>>21501170
All of those turned out super nicely, if you don't mind me asking do they have a price list anywhere at all?

>> No.21501218

>>21501170
Dormouse will always be best mouse because of their cute fluffy tails.
Nobody enjoys disgusting naked rat tails.

>> No.21501236

>>21501218
I was wondering what about them it was that made me like them when I usually don’t give one hot damn about mouse species, and that’s probably a significant factor.

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>> No.21501257

>>21501196
They do but it’s buried in their media tab. Your best off asking them their prices over dm!

>> No.21501264

>>21501254
Get that zombie a new uniform

>> No.21501301

>>21501264
The only uniform she needs is her birthday suit.

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>>21501192
>Sanae wastes no time crouching and slamming down on you, taking everything in all at once
>Masami gasps, one hand to her mouth and the other going down
>"You..."
>she grabs your shoulders and pins you down
>"Need.. to..."
>her nails start to dig in
>"BE..."
>she starts moving
>"AGGRESSIVE!" Sanae roars as she bounces, crashing down with each move of her hips
>you don't bother keeping count of anyhting anymore, there's nothing left of your mind after a certain point
>half an hour goes by before Sanae finally slows down, and beckons the stunned Masami back over
>she lifts herself off, and reaches for the tissues
>"a-and that's how it's done." She wheezes, completely out of breath. "that's how you take a man."
>Masami nods meekly, but lets you sit back up before she gets on
>everything aches but you still feel ready to go somehow
>and masami seems like she might melt at any second
>"Itadakimasu!" she mumbles, blushing as she mounts up without issue
>it's a much gentler ride, and her little sighs are very charming compared to those scary-sexy growls
>Sanae isn't even watching anymore, and seems to be working with something in the corner
>Masami starts to tense up, and then you hear a loud whoosh of fire
>sanae comes up behind masami with a fistful of violet flames
>"I think you're ready now, Sami." sanae says. "We'll go over the oaths later, but I want you to promise me something right now. Before I give you your fire."
>"Y-yeah... yeah... anything for aneki!" pants Masami, still riding
>"... you gotta share this one with mama once in a while, huh?"
>Sanae slams Masami on the back, and she shudders violently
>flaming blue ears appear on her head, and a long, ghostly blue tail sprouts from her back
>Masami stops panting, and her eyes start shining with blue fire
>"Oh. Oh, I like this." she moans as she goes in for a long kiss
>that kiss is only interrupted to drink for the rest of the night

>you wake up hours later, moonlight shining through the windows, highlighting the fox and the fire-fox asleep on your chest
>everyone stinks of sake, and you're too exhausted to try and wriggle out from under them
>already you can tell the hangover will be a killer
>sanae's Tattoo, a massive nine-tailed fox with a sword in its mouth, is exposed to the light
>you could swear the fox winks at you
>that's what you get for partying with Yakuza
>you're going to have a lot of explaining to do when you go home for the summer

>> No.21501325

>>21501313
Absolutely splendid story, anon. Thank you so much for sharing it!

>> No.21501360
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Delinquents, Yes, or No? (of course your opinion is irrelevant to them)

>> No.21501366

>>21501257
Thanks man, found it. Kinda tickled me they had wonderbread in their list of do nots.

>> No.21501379

>>21501360
Sure why not

>> No.21501380

>>21501360
Yes, always yes.

>> No.21501381

>>21501325
Thank you. I wasn't sure how lewd you could get in greentext without being a nuisance, so I toned down some parts a little and didn't drag it to a fourth post.

This was actually just going to be a short post about oyakodon before it got out of control. I would have taken time writing it in proper prose and pastebinned it otherwise.

>> No.21501387

>>21501360
Yes, making delinquents blush in front of their friends is fun.

>> No.21501397

>>21501381
I really like how you incorporated the cultural piece and the differentiation of personalities between the girls. I’m glad you shared it as you did, it reminds me of the old days of greentexts! It was wonderful!

>> No.21501399
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>>21501360
They're cool, but girls who enforce the law instead of breaking it are cooler!

>> No.21501406

>>21501313
That's some excellent shit there anon, great work.

>> No.21501422

>>21501399
>law
>ever cool

>> No.21501424

>>21501399
I want to bully a police hound in ways that are just skirting the edge of legal so she can't really do anything about until one day she just throws me in the back of her car and teaches me a new respect for authority

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>>21501422
"Hot" is probably a better descriptor, yeah.

>> No.21501442

>>21501313
Can you just give foxfire away without signing legal documents? Oh, and nice lewds.

>> No.21501443

>>21501424
Excellent plan

>>21501422
Law is always cool anon

>> No.21501446

>>21501422
>he doesn't want to dress up as a cop and tell a delinquent monster to 'prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law'

>> No.21501455

>>21501399
>when you move back to town only to find your childhood oni friend is a delinquent but your kitsune friend a model of law and order

>> No.21501467

>>21501455
I say oni police and mofu yakuza!

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>"What do you mean, my teeth is too sharp? Too sharp for what??"

>> No.21501483

>>21501481
Too sharp for oral sex, that's for sure.

>> No.21501485

>>21501360
>>21501399
Delinquent turned rough cop is the best.

>> No.21501495

>>21501481
She looks like a biter
And you know what happens to biters

>> No.21501503

>>21501481
They're perfect though.

>> No.21501513

>>21501495
What?

>> No.21501515
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Would you rather get hired to milk some cows, or have the cows milk you?

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>>21501481
needs bigger fangs
>>21501515
both

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>>21501513

>> No.21501524

>>21501481
i'd be alright with pointy sahu teeth

>> No.21501531
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>>21501515
>>21501518
yes both

>> No.21501533

>>21501481
Conventional dental work.

>> No.21501584

>>21501422
You kidding? The Amazon Swat Unit is the most popular police corp ever

>> No.21501587

>>21501521
unf

>> No.21501602

>>21501360
Depends on species but why not

>> No.21501608
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I got a new Miia commission from Rtil today.

Based off that one LN kiki picture, I've always really enjoyed it.

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>>21500341
>>21500429
The biggest and the softest

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>>21501495

>> No.21501650

>>21501646
adorable

>> No.21501651

>>21501646
what a skilled mouth!

>> No.21501663

quick gimme something to do with a small harpy girl!

>> No.21501673

>>21501663
Clay pidgeon shooting. With her as the pidgeon.

>> No.21501693

>>21501663
'basting' the turkey.

>> No.21501697

>>21501663
Filling up a bird-feeder, with her eyeing it greedily.

>> No.21501707

>>21501693
Turn that DFC into KFC!

>> No.21501710

>>21501663
Tie rope to ankles, tie rope to trailer hitch, do that kite thing people do off boats but on a road.

>> No.21501730

>>21496658
Yes

>> No.21501735

>>21496658
I'M JACKIN' OFF

>> No.21501781

I want a shy Vampire who lacks confidence because she has three fangs, two on one side, and I'll proudly walk around with the mismatched puncture marks.

>> No.21501797

>>21496658
Slightly. It's basically KC's setting only without the insanely OP monster and incompetent evil Order bullshit. Monsters are still much stronger than humans though, and would win in a straight fight (if it ever came to that in the first place), but it wouldn't be the curbstomp KC has it as.
For some reason I've only really thought about a Gremlin - run clockwork city in any detail, and that isn't anywhere near where we'd live anyway.

As for her, I have the basic backstory figured out and even some of her family members.

>> No.21501868

>>21501781
>snaggle tooth dhampir

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>> No.21501937

>>21500607
>>21500608
This really.

>> No.21501954

>>21501914
Somehow, I don't trust that """bakery"""

>> No.21501973

>>21501518
Dangerous Oni

>> No.21501995

>>21501914
i want sweet hot-out-of-the-oven donuts

>> No.21502031
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>>21501973
nonsense

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>> No.21502075
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>>21502043
Bats!

>> No.21502088
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>>21501531
Cows and ponytails are an underrated combination.

>> No.21502100

>>21500696
>>21500723
>elves who can bear entire clans worth of children
You can't keep doing this to me.

>> No.21502135

>>21502100
Try and stop me.

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>>21502100
>>21502135
Aaaand I forgot my pic.

>> No.21502146

>>21502043
f@ b@

>> No.21502149

>>21501973
Fierce, muscular tomboy onis are the best kind.

>> No.21502157

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that carelessly touching the braid of a shortstack dwarf may cause a quarrel.
Better make sure you're ready to argue why it was an accident.

>> No.21502164

>>21502157
>dwarf
I'll just pick the midget up by her braid. Problem solved.

>> No.21502174

a glance at a shirohebi's staring eyes is considered a marriage proposal and a cry for wanting 20 daughterus with her. watch out when entering the non-conforming goddess' shrine.

>> No.21502179

>>21497830
She needs hair

Damn FF11 for doing the hoods

>> No.21502198

shog or kiki

>> No.21502200
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I love foxes with unconventional fur colors!

>> No.21502206
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>>21502198
Why not both?

>> No.21502209

>>21500502
Watching a loli get railed would make me hard for a loli

>>21502088
Gentle cows are underrated

>>21502174
Tummy snake is welcome to fill said tummy with babies

>> No.21502275
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mofumofu

>> No.21502292

>>21502206
How would they get along though?

>> No.21502304

>>21502275
That fox looks like a top quality nee-san.

>> No.21502310

>>21502206
>look at him...isn't he quite the sight?
>yeah! we're so fortunate to have such a handsome mastah
>truly we are, it would be more fortunate if he decides to trade his essence for our services on top of our monetary income
>do you really think he'll really want to give us essence in the future?
>he must eventually...the law that will take a man's right of consent and strip him of it will come into effect soon....we'll rape him and thrive off him more than just his money
>you mean, we could marry him even if he says no? i don't know if that's....ethical
>Kiki, dear, i understand you were raised and fixated with the humans' way of what's right but you're a monster like the rest of us...eventually you'll have to obey your true nature as one and rape, for your own sake

>Anon: you know i'm awake and can hear you two, right?

w̹e͖̦̬͔ ̵k̨̗̝̤̘̱ͅn͈o͚̼w͍̰̖̞̮̤,͓ ̧̰̝̘b̴̟̗̱̱e̠͖̞̫͕̰̘͢l̛̥͔̙͕͙̠o̩v̞̘e̪̖͉d̜̻̮̠͞ ̭̯A͍̱̱̩̝͖n͇̹͉͕̱͠ón̮̦͈̻̞͠.͝ ͏͓͔͎A͔̺̺̞̩̰n̪̳̥̖͓͡ḓ̡̰͇̫ ̸̫̘̯̯̦y͔̪̟ou̟͡ ͔̥͈c̸̙̦̼a͙̝̺͕n̙̥'̖̱̜̘t ̤̠͉͖̼̳̬e̻͢ͅs̹̯̻̻ç̮ạ̴̮͙͚p̹̣̼͉̟̹e͍͖ ͈̹̦͈̝͖̰͟f͖̯̘r̪o͇̥̠m̖ ̪̘̯y͏̻̹͔̙̬͍o͇͚͉̹̹̰͜u̦̺̱r̼̭ ̭̙͚̠͚m͘e͈͎̟i͍̻̬d̨̼o̡͙̟̼͔̣s̶̗̬̳̞ͅ.̙̥͇͖̫͙ ̧͖͚:̝̞)͉̝͚̦̞̩̯ ̱̠̳͉̮

>> No.21502314

>>21502275
is there any chance of escaping the mofu demon???

>> No.21502317

>>21502314
Yes, but not at that distance.

>> No.21502321
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>>21502314
Once you get a taste there's no turning back

>> No.21502330
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>>21502314
Never.

>> No.21502357
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ded

>> No.21502368

>>21502292
Swimmingly!

>> No.21502373

>>21502275
>and so, another shota was lost to mature fox mofu

>> No.21502384

>>21502164
After that you gotta fuck her silly. Your doing it properly if she starts lactating from her huge tits.

>> No.21502389

>>21502275
She looks like a hippie, I'd like to listen to some Gabor Szabo with her.

>> No.21502406

>>21502275
I want to help her grow her last tail/tails?

>> No.21502414

>>21502357
Tight Wight butt?

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>Golem kicks down your front door
>Says that she is your new seed receptacle
A golem's idea of romance is so straight forward

>> No.21502433

>>21502427
I think she has the wrong place...

>> No.21502443

>>21502421
Keeping a Banshee warm and happy would make me satisfied.

>> No.21502453

>>21502275
>Arara, what's this? Are you really getting excited just from watching my tails?
>Look at you, blushing like you've just been caught in the cookie jar.
>Naughty. If you want to touch them, you just need to ask.
>Or don't. Nee-chan doesn't mind.
>See, they're all yours. Don't be shy. Take a big handful.
>Such a gentleman. Here, then. Tell me, does my new shampoo smell nice?
>What are you thinking now? Don't lie, I'll know if you do.
>You wanna help me with that last tail? You. Look. Like. You. Do~
>Relax. I'll take good care of you.
>Let nee-chan spoil you rotten.

>> No.21502454

>>21502427
MY DOOR! IT WAS MY BEST FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL! NOOOOOO

>> No.21502456

>>21502357
I wish I was dead.

>> No.21502457

>>21502427
Breaking and entering is the purest form of love.

>> No.21502460

>>21502200
I prefer the conventional fur colours because I'm boring.

>> No.21502462

>>21502373
It's the way I'd want to go.

>> No.21502464

>>21502427
And this is why you should grab a decent girl fast after the portals open. So you don't have to deal with this.

>> No.21502468

>>21502179
I like my Sneks with hoods though. Makes them more exotic.

>> No.21502476

>>21497830
i want to molest her boobies before she cant coil me up!

>> No.21502485

>>21502275
>How about a kiss for Auntie Mofu?

>> No.21502486

>>21502427
I read it while the theme of Terminator was playing in the back of my head.

>tfw you encounter Automaton sent from the future by monsters because you become head of the Order in the future

>> No.21502488

>>21502486
>"Live with me if you want to come."

>> No.21502489

>>21502373
What a lucky cunt. Fucking shotas don't know how good they have it.

>> No.21502494

>>21502489
thats why you trick onee-sans by taking shota potions. You can really appreciate the gift they provide.

>> No.21502495

>>21502454
She could not allow the door to absorb enough mamono energy to give itself a body. The door had to be removed.

Please understand.

>> No.21502502

>>21502495
That door saved the world once. Can she say the same? She saved mine...

>> No.21502503

>>21502488
I would be taken aback by how aggressive this Automaton is, also kind of turned on.

>> No.21502504

>>21502494
At that point I'd just be openly deceiving them, and I'd rather not stoop to that level.

>> No.21502511

>>21502427
>door gets kicked down
>its just the mamono fbi
but what was the felony?

>> No.21502512

>>21502504
What's the worst that could happen? Your potion wears off and Titania nee-san is shocked by how fast you grew up.

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>>21502488
Ah, you cheeky bastard. You'd get a Cheshire seal of approval on that wordplay.

>> No.21502519

>>21502486
Could do a golem for t1 and an automaton for t2

>> No.21502520

>>21502486
This sounds like it'd be more effective than the actual movie plot.

>> No.21502521

>>21502511
For not lewding lolis

>> No.21502522

>>21502512
It's just wrong, anon. That, and I'd rather not have to resort to pretending to be someone that I'm not.

>> No.21502524

>>21502511
Virgin over the age of 25.

>> No.21502527

>>21502504
well then your never going to get an onee-chan.

>>21502512
>Fucking your titania nee-chan
>suddenly turn back into an adult
>Dick grows and spreads her apart even more.
hot.

>> No.21502531

>>21502511
>mamono fbi
Femdom Bureau of Investigation?

>> No.21502536

>>21502527
well then your never going to get an onee-chan.
You didn't have to remind me, anon.

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Gonna take my horse to the old town road!

>> No.21502560

I need a wight that pretends she is still a zombie so that she can still be treated like a cute pet

>> No.21502575

>>21502560
How kinky of Countess Eleanor.

>> No.21502576

>>21502531
Federal Breeding Institution

>> No.21502577
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>jinko wife is heavily pregnant, probably with twins
>in her hormonal, doughy state she's become much, much more submissive than usual
>the extra baby-weight has made her big, soft and plush in all the right places, and a joy to squeeze
>she wants you on top now, and is extremely sensitive
>her tail has grown thick, and she ahegaos shamelessly if you stroke it
>even hugs and kisses are enough to send her over the edge sometimes
>she's swirling with so much mana you think you might actually incubize before the cubs are born
>she's also much more cuddly, and demands you spend hours just stroking her hair and belly as she meows like a lowly housecat
>most nights she clings to you in her sleep, licking you and chuffing unconsciously
>in fact her chuff is so out of control she often starts up just from you entering the room
>when the twins are finally born she spends a few weeks laying in bed with them, blissed out with a sleepy-smug look on her face, happy as can be
>then she's back to her old dommy warrior self
>she starts working out furiously, and is absolutely insatiable in bed once she gets her abs back
>she's clearly very embarassed about the last few months, and tries to dom you back to normal
>however she's still very soft and sweet with the little ones
>her new feminine, motherly side is cute, and you think it should come out to play more often
>should be easy now that you've become an incubus
>what would she be like with triplets, you wonder?

>> No.21502587

Elf is friend not rape

>> No.21502595
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>>21502587
Is that so?

>> No.21502598

>>21502587
Now hang just a minute. Those aren't mutually exclusive.

>> No.21502602

>>21502488
Fucking stellar. Just a great job, dude.

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>>21502587

>> No.21502613

>>21502604
why is there a hand touching her butt

>> No.21502627

>>21502613
Because she's an elf.

>> No.21502628

>>21502536
Now i feel bad anon. I am sure there are Onee-chans who just love have younger brothers who are look like adults.

>> No.21502631

>>21502587
So are you saying not to rape elves or to not get raped by elves?

>> No.21502639

>>21502174
I love Ryus, but I'm afraid of being waylaid by their yandere snake underlings on the way to find one

>> No.21502648

Werewolf sukebans make great girlfriends. Except when they go lunatic. Then they're just jackhammering your cock rapidly in and out of them with that fucking wild look on their faces, growling and moaning like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.21502657

Calm monsters are great

>> No.21502659

>>21502587
>implying they can't be both

>> No.21502663

>>21502598
>>21502659
Friends dont rape friends

>> No.21502670

>>21502663
There's literally nothing wrong with being used as a public use living dildo by your elven "friends"

>> No.21502686

Human history is full of bloodshed and greed. Just show your average succubus some history of Communism and Captialism and she'll run screaming to the nearest human boy and abduct him from "this evil world". Monsters may come to the conclusion that, for their own good, men must have their rights taken away.
Many Feminists would be more than happy to ally with monsters, even if it means no NTR or whatever, because they get to be stronger and "better" than men. How do we prevent monsters from being corrupted by Feminism?

>> No.21502689

>>21502663
But what's a little rape between friends?

>> No.21502696

>>21502587
I need Elves with massive, Warcraft-sized ears. Full sword ears.

>> No.21502701

>>21502686
I'm going to make a monstergirl watch HBO's Chernobyl, and the BBC and Zero Hour Chernobyl documentaries as well!

>> No.21502704

>>21502648
I'm sorry sir, but you seem to have made a mistake. You see you seem to have typed out "except" when you in fact intended to write "especially".

>> No.21502708

>>21502657
I want a cool and collected pipe smoking Kejourou who simply "Ara~ara" when I proclaim how much I want to make her the mother of my children.

>> No.21502717

>>21502670
>>21502689
But if she was a true friend she would know not to rape

>> No.21502723

>>21502686
Fuck off retard.

>> No.21502724

>>21502696
I want to fuck one of those dranei (non-futa) so bad. Them or soraka. For some reason purple goat women do something to me.

>> No.21502725

>>21502696
This. They gotta be something like 2 closed hands ontop of eachother starting at the skull and still theres enough sticking out to deep throat when you ear nibble levels of highly sensitive, as big as your arm holy shit, you could cut glass with these fuckers, hotter than a furnace when they blush, careful you could poke an eye out with these things, no I really mean it when I say I haven't seen bigger, fully mobile and reactive to emotion, massive elf ears.

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>>21502724
>Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

>> No.21502731

>>21502696
Flat elves with huge ears are best

>> No.21502743

>>21502717
A true friend would rape you since she knows you're actually depressed about the fact the fact you've never been in a romantic relationship of any kind before, and no one has ever shown any romantic or sexual interest in you at all, to the point you've genuinely convinced yourself that you're going to die alone as you're not only incapable of love, but also undeserving of it.

>> No.21502748

>>21502724
>>21502728
>western faggotry
Stop

>> No.21502756

>>21502748
O-okay.

>> No.21502767

>>21502704
A sukeban girlfriend is alright depending on your taste. A werewolf sukeban girlfriend therefore, is perfect, again this depends on your taste.

>> No.21502771

>>21502743
but why rape when she could just ask you on date

>> No.21502776

>>21502771
Maybe she's scared of being turned down?

>> No.21502793

>>21502771
Not the same thing, anon.
She could wine and dine you and take you back to her place of your own free will but that's not what she's after. She's after rape.

>> No.21502795

>>21502686
>How do we prevent monsters from being corrupted by Feminism?
>laughing mamono extremists.jpg

>> No.21502803

>>21502686
Anon monsters dont care for the gays or trannies and utterly love their men. From intersectional fems to terfs they will be hated.

>> No.21502818

>Cumming so hard inside a hellhound she cumflates and she still wants to go another round

>> No.21502819

>>21502771
Because she knows thats not what you need she knows best

>> No.21502842

>>21501521
I maybe into gagged damsels, but that's disgusting.

>> No.21502854

Yandere elves are scary

>> No.21502859
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>be childhood friends with a wolfgirl
>sometimes she does dumb stuff without realizing how lewd it is
>"Hehe, look, Anon. His cheeks are so chubby."

>> No.21502870

>>21502818
inflation is a fetish for furries.

>> No.21502876

>>21502870
My friend, If you let furries decide which fetishes belong to them, then you'll be left with nothing.

>> No.21502882

>>21502859
Dumb canine.

>> No.21502883

>>21502859
Thats when you tell her you have a huge nut for it to eat.

>> No.21502890

>>21502818
>>21502876
Nah he's right, inflation is a /trash/ tier fetish.

>> No.21502895

>>21502890
Your opinion has been noted and discarded.

>> No.21502908

>>21502895
>>21502876
Fuck off furry

>> No.21502915

>>21502908
Nobody is talking about furries but you.

>> No.21502939

>>21502870
Cumflation=/=inflation

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Dead thread

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>>21503064
Discuss flayers and flayer accessories?

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>>21503071
No matter how much I see it that c: smile KC draws is my weakness

>> No.21503078

>>21503071
>flayer accessories
Enlighten me?

>> No.21503079

>>21503071
flayers are to be worshipped

>> No.21503082

>>21503078
Well you know, like space-ships and stuff. They're an interdimensional empire that dominates all lesser species you know! They're just down on their luck now is all.

>> No.21503083

>>21503071
That flayer accessory looks like it's not happy with some choices it made.

>> No.21503090

>>21503083
>Why?
>Why didn't I buy Bitcoin when it was cheap?
Ahh, regrets.

>> No.21503103

>>21503082
Hmmm, thought they were supposed to be subterranean species?

So if they are indeed aliens, does that make them Subterranean Homesick Alien?

>> No.21503109

>>21503103
Illithids originate on another plane and they got stuck underground because of various reasons, yes. I have no idea what your spoiler refers to.

>> No.21503117

>>21503109
https://youtu.be/byN3JDPoJRo

>> No.21503119

>>21503082
I want to help them regain their glory!

>> No.21503124

>>21503119
That's what they want you to think!

>> No.21503131

>>21503124
Then we want the same thing
>mindflayer confused after meeting human who doesn't need brainwashing

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>>21503131
So weird.

>> No.21503146

>>21503071
What are they up to at Baldur's Gate? What's their plan?

>> No.21503149

>>21503146
They're going to rebuild the empire probably. Can't imagine the Githyanki would like that.

>> No.21503152

>>21503064
>You Lich Professor when you hand in your essay for her Necromancy Course.
>It's well-written and easily worth an A.
>But she wishes you would stop putting skeleton memes in it.

>> No.21503159

>>21503146
Literally making their empire great again.
>>21503149
Do Giths even care if you don't steal any of their fancy silver swords?
>>21503152
It's an essay, not a paper. You can have fun with essays. She can count herself fortunate you didn't write it in verse.

>> No.21503162

Snakes are dangerous

>> No.21503171

>>21503159
They're sworn to the total extermination of all illithids, being that they were their slaves for millions of years. It's something even the Githzerai can find common ground with them over.

>> No.21503172
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>>21503152
>when you fall asleep in her class and she sees you

>> No.21503191

>>21503172
OBJECTION! You must give the defense three days to prove the accused's innocence before carrying on the sentence!

>> No.21503199
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>>21503172
He must be finding it boring because he's a natural when it comes to Necromancy.

This means quite the opposite, in fact, she was looking for a good student to help her as a lab assistant.

>> No.21503239

>Having sex with a werewolf gf on a full moon night, because the moonlight intensifies orgasms for both partners ten-fold.

>> No.21503256

>>21503162
Big snakes with wide hips ready to make babies.

>> No.21503275

>>21503256
They say snakes never stop growing but they're wrong. The thing that doesn't stop growing is their desire to reproduce.
Do not get close to older snakes.

>> No.21503280
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>>21503275
So that's where Ouroboros originates. Snek masturbation!

>> No.21503368
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21503368

Egypt adventures are rough

>> No.21503370

>>21503368
Roundabout intensifies.

>> No.21503382

>>21503368
Human chick should just join them and rape the guy

>> No.21503435

>>21503382
>Human girl is dishonest about her feelings
>Refuses to enter a relationship with her male companion
>She gets corrupted and ends up in his harem
This doesn't seem very moral...

>> No.21503471

>>21502701
Have them watch ISIS videos

>> No.21503481

>>21501797
Sounds like generic tryhard shit.

>> No.21503490

>>21503471
>monster girl corruption videos ISIS style

>> No.21503550

What is the world record for how long someone can resist hugging a yeti back?

>> No.21503551

>>21503471
Making extremists watch those videos is always a nice way to make them go cuddle crazy.

>> No.21503610

>>21503551
More like they will lock you away to keep you safe

>> No.21503638

>>21503610
>extremist momster locks you in a tower to keep you safe
>dragon childhood friend has to rescue you

>> No.21503654

>>21503610
They lock you with their arms and legs.

>> No.21503659

>>21503654
That too.
>Succ or demon locking you away in some pocket dimension
scary!

>> No.21503665

Making a powerful monster girl watch messed up videos is a good way to ensure she becomes a villain with good motives.
Expect mass corruption, conquest of human countries and a lot of monologues about how she is going to save humanity from itself.

>> No.21503696

>>21503665
>villian
>fixes humanity
>frees everyone from all the negatives of the human condition
>gifts the world demon realm land which grows it's own food all on it's own and that's ignoring the fact people can now live off sex and only sex for eternity
>essentially cures all diseases by giving everyone bodies that can't get sick
>gifts the world guaranteed love
>everyone gains better bodies and possible some flavor of powers
>guaranteed good sex everyones getting laid
>end to war
>end to violence in general
>don't even have to work unless you want to like gremlins making shit or sabbath types doing sabbath work otherwise enjoy being a NEET with no drawbacks from now on
>all for free
>this is the work of a villain
>the villain isn't the people keeping us stuck in the current state of worsening affairs for their own short lived benefits but the one person who's going to fix literally all of it permanently

>> No.21503713

>>21503665
It makes them panic a lot if they are married. They would want to corrupt the world but they wouldn't be able to leave you alone and dragging you in their adventures is not an option.

>> No.21503751
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21503751

The deadly poke of Zorro!

>> No.21503763

>>21503696
She is a villain in looks only.

>> No.21503767

>>21503665
>Well I can only say one thing: I wouldn't've missed it. It was terrible at times, but I wouldn't've missed it.

>> No.21503810
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>>21502414
Big undead loli butt and tight, sensitive undead loli backdoor

>> No.21503829 [SPOILER] 
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21503829

Yo I uhh need to know lads, we get any new maned lasses or fan art recently?

>> No.21503835
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>>21503829
No, lion girls are still kinda rare at the moment.

>> No.21503845

>>21503835
Manticores could count too yknow.

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>>21503835
I'll take manes on anything. Barring Manticore of course.

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>>21503845
>>21503846
Unfortunate.

Manticores are good girls and ocelomeh have a strong design but we still sorely lack a pure lion MG. I would imagine them as being huge and geared toward harems.

>> No.21503892

>>21503829
It's a shame what happened to this franchise.

>> No.21503909

>>21503892
What happened?

>> No.21503910

https://i.imgur.com/ijnf5rv.gif

>> No.21503911
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>>21503909
I don't watch it or care to really watch it but from what I saw the uhh S2 is super fanfic tier. Like Sonic Porn fanfic tier.

>> No.21503941

>>21503910
Excellent.

>> No.21503946

>>21503910
Slut

>> No.21503966

>>21503829
I want to breed with that.

>> No.21503968

>>21503910
Disgusting.

>> No.21503971

>>21503910
Is their daughteru going to grow up to become a viking?

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>> No.21503981

>>21503976
This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it.

>> No.21503992

>>21503971
Looks like some ugly bastard from mari’s past when she was a thot.

>> No.21504010
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21504010

>So you're Anonyama, huh? You're a lot shorter than I imagined.
This spells trouble.

>> No.21504017

>>21503992
>was

>> No.21504023

>>21504010
Why does she wear the mask?

>> No.21504024

>>21504023
She has a cold sore.

>> No.21504030

>>21504010
>Anonyama
They called me Errand Boy at my last school.

>> No.21504033

>>21504023
She is afraid her big sharp teeth will scare away cure boys.

>> No.21504047

>>21504023
She got new braces.

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>>21503981
>I will continue my campaign against the humans

>> No.21504061

>>21504053
>haven't played Halo 2 since 2008
>still read this in the Arbiter's voice
I'm spooped.

>> No.21504073

>>21504010
>People keep saying Anonyama is huge
>But he is a manlet, his face barely reaching her chest
>Little does she know she is measuring the wrong thing

>> No.21504077

>>21504061
The game is filled with memorable lines

>> No.21504085
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>>21504077
>But these are my elites. Their lives matter to me, yours does not.
>That makes two of us.
I want to give a depressed warrior girl a hug.

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>> No.21504113

>>21504107
So she liked Dante's Inferno?

>> No.21504123

What happens if you try to take a hot shower with a hinezumi?

>> No.21504125

>>21503992
It's probably Mari's husband.

>> No.21504134

>>21504123
it becomes a sauna, try not to make lots of movement, you'll get dehydrated

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>>21496189

>> No.21504137

>>21504085
Kitten therapy fixes many issues

>> No.21504143

>>21504135
There’s a plan here

>> No.21504168

>>21503550
7m14s is the current record, but that's from the game show where contestants have to avoid the cuddle stalkers that ice skate and ride motorcycles to chase their prey

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>>21504135

>> No.21504187

>>21504172
Why doesn't she use smart pen or something?

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>>21503696
>>21503713
>>21503767
What is the name of this unsung heroine?

>> No.21504211
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21504211

>pan-pa-ka-paaan!

>> No.21504222

>>21503910
Nice.

>> No.21504226
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21504226

Reminder that the quickest way to win your waifu heart is though her stomach!

>> No.21504229
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>>21503696
>the villain isn't the people keeping us stuck in the current state of worsening affairs for their own short lived benefits but the one person who's going to fix literally all of it permanently
Fa/tg/uys in a nutshell.

>> No.21504231

>>21504123
She gets super meek and horny.

>> No.21504235

>>21503910
I wounder how common of a sight this would be in MGC.

>> No.21504241

>>21504193
Dumb heroine! Extremists are not needed.

>> No.21504256

>>21503909
It was a totally dead franchise and Kadokawa had a TV slot they had purchased a while beforehand. They needed something to put there so they commissioned a cheap director and studio and told them that they had complete creative control, but a budget of whatever change could be found in the couch in Kadokawa's break room. The anime exploded in popularity and Kadokawa was getting offers from massive organizations such as Nissin and the Japan Racing Association, who were more than happy to lend their names to the Kemono Friends franchise in exchange for being allowed to use the characters in their promotional and advertising publications.
Kadokawa saw the goose that laid the golden eggs and they demanded full control despite the contract with the director saying otherwise. They made up various reasons to fire him, including attempting to throw Nissin and the JRA under the bus by claiming that they both went over Kadokawa's head and illegally dealt with the director. These organizations did not take kindly to this and provided proof to the contrary, tearing up their contracts with Kadokawa and threatening to sue them into the ground if there was even the barest hint of Kadokawa trying to associate with them ever again. Kadokawa went ahead with the firing anyways and the fanbase went nuclear because everyone was aware that the director was the driving force behind the success of the anime and the revival of the franchise. Kadokawa responded to the backlash my making the VA's go on an apology tour and ask for forgiveness for letting the fans down. The fans got even more pissed at Kadokawa for throwing the VA's under the bus.

Kadokawa then pushed ahead with season 2, directed by the guy who killed the franchise in the first place, and filled it with not so subtle insults directed at the original director and staff. The show went from a charming little anime to a grimdark hit piece.

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>> No.21504275

>>21504256
>The show went from a charming little anime to a grimdark hit piece.
There is no justice in this world, none at all.

>> No.21504293

Outside of Echidna, what monsters would make dungeons to find adventurer/hero husbands?

>> No.21504294

>>21504256
I pointed out something like this was going to happen way before this

>> No.21504297
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>>21504235
Do you really have to ask?

>> No.21504305

>>21504293
Dragons.

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>>21504293
Lilim, maybe.

>> No.21504328

>>21504256
lmao why are human beings such irredeemable garbage

>> No.21504330
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75171096

>> No.21504339

>>21504293
Vampires

>> No.21504348

>>21504275
You don't know the half of it.
Season 1 had a lot of hints that some sort of apocalyptic event had happened. Crashed bombers, abandoned facilities, none of the friends knew what a human was, etc. It ended with the protagonist, Kaban, leaving Japari Park to explore the rest of the world.
Season 2 shows up and it's set 2,000 years after season 1. All of humanity is dead. All human friends are a result of ceruleans killing and eating humans and then literally shitting out rainbow colored lumps that form into human type friends. Ceruleans are attempting to clone humanity or some shit and are using friends as fuel for that end, while Kaban herself is being slowly overwritten by another personality. The remaining friends on Earth have no future and will eventually be hunted down and processed by the ceruleans, though some have escaped the planet and the sandstar towers scattered around the world are dead ceruleans who attempted to chase down the space bound friends.
And through it all, the show needs to remind you every 30 seconds that everyone who worked on season 1 was an asshole.

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>>21504328
Because our monsters are on the inside. Portals when?

>> No.21504365
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21504365

Hippocampus MG when?

>> No.21504366

>>21503910
trash character

>> No.21504369

>>21504297
>Like 1/3 of the town is a red light district.
>Public sex/lewdness isn't illegal and is very common
>You see at least 2 couple having sex in their car on the way to work
>most of the beaches are nudist beaches and are filled with people having sex while in bathing suits
>The park are a mix of people having a normal picnic and people fucking on the benches.
>Pubs are just filled with monster girls looking for a single man to have fun with
>Not even offices are safe as most couple work in the same place and have "sex breaks". Most places even have special rooms for it.
>Schools usually have older monster girls that looks you hang around there while wearing school uniforms and trying to hit on guys there.
>The nearby forest? Filled with plant girls either having sex with their husband or single ones trying to hit on passers by
>And that's the non-red light part of town

>> No.21504371

>>21503976
what a precious lil undead loli

>> No.21504376

>>21504231
doesn't work anymore if they're already married

>> No.21504382

>>21504348
What in the actual fuck?
How in the fuck did they think they were going to make money of this?
It's like they just burned all their money just to piss of someone who made a great show for them. Holy fuck.

>> No.21504385

>>21504353
Portals never.

>> No.21504389
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>> No.21504392

What's a generic monster that couldn't feasibly be made into a monster girl?

>> No.21504396

>>21504389
I can't fight that!

>> No.21504397

>>21504369
>nudist beaches
Just because it's a nudist beach doesn't mean it has to be sexual, you know. You shower or bath nude but there isn't anything sexual about that most of the time.

>> No.21504400

>>21504366
Where did the bad lilim touch you anon?

>> No.21504401

>>21504392
Typhoon or any ancient gods,they already look human for the most part

>> No.21504403

>>21504392
Bullet kin from enter the gungeon

>> No.21504408

>>21504392
the answer will always be gelatinous cube

>> No.21504409
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>>21504392
Humangirls

>> No.21504411
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succs with doppelganger abilities!

>> No.21504423
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21504423

Invest in more wholesome lilims

>> No.21504431

>>21504389
erupting burning finger?

>> No.21504433

>>21504423
I want a feral lilim!

>> No.21504436

>>21504389
who is this and what else have they done?

>> No.21504437

>>21504382
Because the franchise was a ridiculously massive phenomenon. TV stations were airing reruns of the first season for the longest time, and even a year later this shit was getting more viewers than popular prime time dramas. Meanwhile, stores all over Japan were perpetually sold out of everything KF related and zoos were continually asking for extensions on the collaborative advertising because so many people were flooding in to see the animals.
It was literally printing money and they thought they could just ride the gravy train no matter what, so they gave it back to the very first director the franchise had because he had experience and promised to be enough of a yes man, and they thought it'd just sail forever.

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21504438

>>21504423

>> No.21504441

>>21504423
>Left has the sex drive of a brick and is written by a gorilla.
>Right is a walking pile of memes.
No thank you

>> No.21504449

>>21504389
So was gremlin-chan just really drunk, or did the hinezumi genuinely need the augmentations?

>> No.21504457

>>21504423
Left chest looks odd

>> No.21504468
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21504468

>>21504403
I didn't know I wanted this until now.

>> No.21504473
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21504473

>>21504436
Artist page is here:
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74370814
While none of their works are tagged "魔物娘図鑑", it's obvious that many of the designs are cribbed from MGE.

>> No.21504474

>>21504423
>Lilims
>Wholesome
That's an oxymoron anon, they're whole point is that they're as unwholesome as you can get, especially the canonical gangbang slut Mari.
>>21504438
It's a wonder he daughter isn't as bad, I hope somebody is raising her while her mom is off taking dicks in every hole.

>> No.21504475

>>21504441
Bricks can be sexy

>> No.21504477

Does your waifu appreciate human culture, and if so, does she share your taste? Like in musics, or movies and stuffs

>> No.21504486

>>21504400
NTR garbage

>> No.21504487
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21504487

>>21504371
>precious
Common trait in undead little girls.

>> No.21504488

>>21504474
Well we havent seen druella or the other ocs do unholesome stuff

>> No.21504489
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21504489

>>21504392
Roaches

>> No.21504498
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21504498

>>21504475
Depends on what kind of brick you're talking about.

>> No.21504497

>>21504473
Let 'er rip!

>> No.21504501
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21504501

How mad would a warrior monster be if I beat them by dodge rolling, circle strafing, and stabbing them in the butt with demon silver weapons?

>> No.21504502

>>21504486
But anon, she has a husband.

>> No.21504504

>>21504477
Of course she appreciates it! Humans make all the things she wants to own.
She doesn't really get why I like comics though. She can't read.

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>>21504489
Devil Bug already exists.

>> No.21504515

>>21504502
still fucks other men

>> No.21504518
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21504518

>>21504489
>Roaches

>> No.21504521

>>21504488
Druella turned a kingdom into a demon realm, personally corrupting some of its heroes and infecting the princess with a roper seed
Victoria threatened to corrupt everyting a dude held dear and make him watch her while she's doing it
Selene is willing to corrupt people on a whim/trigger and also got off on the thought of corrupting a city.

>> No.21504522

>>21504518
gyaru bugs are hot

>> No.21504524

>>21503910
my dick.

>> No.21504530

>>21504515
Where did it ever show her fucking other men after she was changed?

>> No.21504538

>>21504521
>Corruption is Unwholesome
You lost me.

>> No.21504541
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>>21504515
>After a monster assaults and has sex with a man, in the case that the monster liked the man, she won't release the man afterwards. She'll want to keep him at her side, continuing to have sex to gain mana. In this way, when a monster really likes a man, her instinct ends up recognizing him as her husband. Only female monsters exist, and human men are males to them. They do get married, but to monsters being married isn't just emotion and an agreement. Their interest and lust for the man who becomes their “husband” swells. They become extremely fond of the odor of his sweat, and the taste of his semen, and it highly arouses them. They end up having even greater “appetite” “lust” and “affection” for the man. On the other hand, their lust and interest in other men grows thin. Their energy tastes bland, or even disgusting. And then, they stop acknowledging men other than their “husband” as males or prey, and they only seek and have sex with their “husband.”
0/10, bait harder.

>> No.21504544

>>21504521
I don't remember the city thing.

>> No.21504562

>>21504521
Order Lescatie was a canon shit show with average people living in poverty and all of the Heroes being used as disposable weapons by the corrupt people in charge.

>> No.21504574

>>21504521
Lescatie was crap, victoria never carried out that threat and Selene later explains why she doesnt "scorched earth motherfucker!" The city

>> No.21504576
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>>21504538
t.Druella.

>> No.21504578

>>21504544
>Looking around she could see that quite a few of the city folk were looking at her, with some form of either curiosity or desire, wanting to know about the beautiful stranger touring the streets. It sent a warm feeling through her to be the object of desire, so much that she almost had the urge to let her aura boost their lust and attraction and see their faces melting in pleasure as they let themselves go and-

>Selene shook herself free of those thoughts. She had to focus, with no battles or common goal to focus on, the feeling of various pent-up human desires was making her want to show them the love and pleasure monsters could offer. Still, maybe when the morals of this town were lighter, she could return and enjoy her visit to the fullest, maybe create another realm and connect it to her own?

>> No.21504590

>>21504576
Druella was told by her mum to do it and yes corruption is wholesome in MGE.

>> No.21504595 [SPOILER] 
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>>21504530
>implying she doesn't feed her husband this once a day

>> No.21504602

>>21504541
retconned trash is forever trash

>> No.21504607

>>21504595
>mari being ganged up on by five of her huge Viking husband
I could see that happening.

>> No.21504616

Lilims are absolutely the most boring fucking shit imaginable
>dude succubi but the BEST succubi

>> No.21504630

>>21504590
Wasn't there a more competent order city that drove druella away so she went for the silver medal or is that some backwater fanfic i read?

>> No.21504640

>>21504616
You could say the same about quite a few monsters
You just need to add the seasoning yourself

>> No.21504643

>>21504630
probably fanfic. lascatie was the hero factory of the order with its heroes having significant kill counts.

>> No.21504648

>>21504630
Lescatie was competent. It was terrible to the people living there but the reason Lilith sanctioned the invasion was it had too many powerful heroes that were a threat to many innocent monsters and incubi.

>> No.21504651

>>21504640
so mari-tan added it by making mari an unironic 3dpd slut?

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21504652

>>21504590
Ah, I forgot that "corruption" has a different meaning in MGE than it usually does in hentai.
>>21504630
>>21504643
That's actually canon-Druella tried to assault Lescatie head-on, but got beaten back, so she turned to corrupting their heroes instead.

>> No.21504657

>>21504640
none of those other monsters are bad-OC tier

>> No.21504658

>>21504578
I do like that Selene can think beyond "ungaa bungaa where my warriors at?"

>> No.21504662

>>21504657
One of them became canon though.

>> No.21504663

>>21504651
I honestly think you're more angry about this than whats reasonable

>> No.21504667

>>21504630
I thought it was the other way around, she corrupted Lescatie but has had trouble with another city since and keeps getting drove off.

>> No.21504671

>>21504662
Why should I care?

>> No.21504672

>>21504662
Yes, the whore

>> No.21504674

I’m going to awaken a trio of we’ll muscled pharaohs and no one can stop me!

>> No.21504677

>>21504616
Pretty much feels the same way, but I guess that kind of stuff was unavoidable as all this MGE was made based on classic JRPG stuff, and they always have 'elite' monsters in it. In classic JRPG perpective the character design actually makes sense, thought it is absolutely rubbish in the perpective of waifu materials.

>> No.21504681

>>21504616
The problem is most other really powerful breeds have something other than "well, they are the best just because of their mother" to them. Dragons can become literal dragons to fly their husbands around on, Dark Matters give shadow magic powers, Pharaohs have a magical snake and come with a kingdom to rule, and there are other examples. Lilim are just overpowered white haired vanilla Succubi.

>> No.21504682

>>21504658
Beast has been trying to flesh his characters out. He probably got stubborn when people were telling him to drop Selene and use a dragon or salamander instead and wanted to make what he had work.

>> No.21504684

>>21504662
The worst fucking one because japs cant fantasize a girl that is pure and lewd apparently.

>> No.21504690
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>>21504690
>Pure

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>>21504682
Well it's been years since then, do you think he did a good job?

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>>21504684
>japs cant fantasize a girl that is pure and lewd
Isn't that pretty much the point of the MGE?

>> No.21504717

>>21504704
I read every pastebin, whether it’s a small scene or a longer story, that gets posted here- EXCEPT for Beast’s. In fact I kind of pride myself on it.

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>>21504684
>Pure

>> No.21504719
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21504719

This is the ideal maid outfit. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.21504721

>>21504717
ebin

>> No.21504728
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>>21504521
>Victoria threatened to corrupt everyting a dude held dear and make him watch her while she's doing it
>"I could break you. I could turn you into an incubus, make you my slave in both body and mind, and have you aid me as I march into your homeland with an army behind me... but I won't let you turn so easily. I will tear your nation apart, corrupt all I see in my path, and force you to watch. Then, when Nostrum is mine, I will see what to do you with you."
When the guy personally admitted to her he was the one who killed someone dear to her, can you blame her for being pissed off?

>> No.21504730

>>21504719
Skirt's far too short.

>> No.21504733

>>21504704
Selene needs more content but I say yes.

>> No.21504734

>>21504714
Thats what i thought, but apparently i was wrong seeing the only canon OClim is mari.

>> No.21504735

>>21504719
Confirmed.

>> No.21504744

>>21504721
That sounds needlessly spiteful
What did he do?

>> No.21504746

>>21504719
Imagine making your Kiki maid wear something like that. Reminder Kikis are super horney beneath their calm demeanor, and try their best to get their master to pin them down.

How long do you think she would last?

>> No.21504753

>>21504734
That's because the artist follows the lore.
If kenkou has problems the character is changed to fit it.
Mari is even getting a book.

>> No.21504754

>>21504744
Was meant for>>21504717

>> No.21504757

>>21504746
long enough for some very thorough quality assurance testing, that's for sure.

>> No.21504766

>>21504753
just garbage

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>>21504734
And that was AFTER Maritan retconned away the gangbang stuff.

You're just as retarded as the people who point to the dark age of profile translations and claim that monster girls can have multiple partners.

>> No.21504772

>>21504766
Garbage is popular.

>> No.21504773

>>21504768
She's still a slut

>> No.21504774

>>21504768
this faggotry is as bad as people defending kdf

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>> No.21504784

>>21504754
It just seems too long and too not-focused-on-Monstergirl-things for me to want to commit to

>> No.21504800

You get your own fox wife but she's lacking in two of those five departments:
>Big bouncy breasts
>Wide motherly hips
>Large fluffy tail(s)
>Nice round rear
>Healthy sharp teeth
How is she?

>> No.21504811

>>21504800
she's flat with regular hips

>> No.21504812

>>21504753
That's exactly why, it's silly people don't get this
>Viccy's story has violence levels kc wouldn't like and lovecraftian monsters that don't exist in the setting
>Ilssa's fence sitting goes against everything a lilim is
>Selene doesn't have enough art to catch KC's attention
>Others are mostly memes
Mari knowing Japanese to speak to key people on that side of things too.

>> No.21504814

>>21504800
ass and hips because I'm white

>> No.21504828

>>21504814
Not so fast. Irish are the hispanics of the anglo world.

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>>21504766
>following KC's wishes is garbage
Whatever you say, MGU.

>> No.21504834

>>21504521
>Selene is willing to corrupt people on a whim/trigger and also got off on the thought of corrupting a city
Like>>21504574 said
>
The Lilim sighed. “Lecasite was necessary, their crusades to kill monster kind was too dangerous to leave unattended. This place is different, I could flood this entire city with dark matter and use what was left to wipe the order from here, but a whole bunch of things could go wrong leading to chaos. And then there's the fact that the order knows me, taking this city over paints a target here and at my home for every nearby order city. An invasion would put you and any other monster here in danger.”

>> No.21504836

>>21504833
MGU?

>> No.21504840

>>21504811
This.

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>>21504812
>>Viccy's story has violence levels kc wouldn't like and lovecraftian monsters that don't exist in the setting
>Everything is nonlethal and doesn't even draw blood, just saps strength
>Of the only two people dead in the story, one comes back as undead and the other just decides to stay down there despite the option to return
>Lovecraftian monsters that don't exist in the setting despite shoggoths already being canon
I don't follow.

>> No.21504845

>>21504800
Completely washboard flat chest lolis with regular sized but round hips and butt that still fit their small skinny frame are my favorite.

>> No.21504848

>>21504833
Sorry but I don't respect the man who made the siths and charybdis

>> No.21504860
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>>21504800
Who needs tits in foxes, anyway?

>> No.21504865

>>21504836
MGU made a shitter when it came to unbanning a guy that put monstergirl heads on pikes for art
KC asked why and They told him "free country"

>> No.21504868

>>21504833
she should just be fucking deleted

>> No.21504872

>>21504860
Who needs tits when she's got those pits?

>> No.21504874

>>21504800
>dull teeth, mild breasts
Tough choice, but that's my decision. In particular:
-No large floof kind of defeats the purpose of having a fox wife
-No shapely rear kind of doesn't match if you keep the hips.

Thank you for letting me have the legs built for locking, though.

>> No.21504891

>>21504746
Until she gets let out or she's fired.

>> No.21504893

>>21504860
Wish this fox had lewds.

>> No.21504894

>>21504865
???

>> No.21504896

>>21504865
>art
that's a pretty grandiose word for 5-minute MS paint jobs used to widdle on a local pedophile but THE MESSAGE, IT'S ABOUT THE MESSAGE.

>> No.21504905
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Selene was written by a different writer?
I think she's too good for Beast.

>> No.21504918

>>21504905
wouldn't know i don't read it

>> No.21504921

>>21504905
And there are non-bad writers?

>> No.21504925

>>21504905
Can't say there's a single OC lilim I've liked reading about.

>> No.21504934

>>21504905
I'd rather Beast just fuck off and stop writing

>> No.21504963

>>21504768
I will never not be suspicious of a Self insert mary sue OC, but i will curb my autism for now.

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>> No.21505039

>>21504905
I don’t think anyone really cares, Anon. Like, one way or the other.

>> No.21505046

>>21504905
Why do you give even the smallest fuck about OC lilims? Stop it. It's retarded.

>> No.21505058

>>21505046
How do people like hatterfag get a pass but OC lilims who get actual content are considered bad to talk about, huh?

>> No.21505070
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21505070

free sex from a fox is hard to resist

>> No.21505076

>>21505070
this might be a cat but i still stand by what i said

>> No.21505077

>>21505058
Leave Hatterfag out of this, people have always groaned at OC lilims. Also he’s just a waifufag like plenty others, he just greentexts rather than get art commissions or write stories.
People just don’t like feeling like they’re forced to know about some character they have no interest in, and lilimfags have always asked questions just like the one here >>21504905 as if the thread is supposed to know or care about Selene
She’s not required reading, none of the Lims are

>> No.21505097

>>21505077
This
When someone says "I love my wife" and they post a picture or someshit I know what the fuck they're talking about.
When someone says "no you see samantha is totally better than june" I have no fucking clue what the hell you're spouting because it's some weird fanfiction OC shit

>> No.21505102

>>21505058
Lilims are like coldsteel while waifus are just side characters.

>> No.21505108

>>21505070
I don't know, if you lived near a fallen church or something similar you'd be pretty numb to being solicited.
She'll have to try a little harder.

>> No.21505109

>>21505097
they're spouting*

>> No.21505117

>>21505070
It's "free" as in she'll actually keep you for cuddles afterwards and might guilt you into brushing her tail.
A service for a service.

>> No.21505129

>>21505108
it's so tempting that it only takes one time and you're married
>>21505117
it's an infinite loop because i'm going to keep making a mess of her tail then needing to brush it

>> No.21505139

Anyone get any new commissions recently?

>> No.21505166

>>21505139
Got a Poritan Viccy time ago.
>>21496704

>> No.21505170

>>21504905
There has never been a good Lilim that wasn’t made by KC.

>> No.21505173

>>21505070
That's not a fox, that's a kitty.

>> No.21505176

>>21505173
>>21505076

>> No.21505177

>>21504848
Then why are you even here?

>> No.21505184

The problem I have with Lescaite is that the event could easily be spinned by the Order as something horrible. Even non-Order humans might look at the event with fear because as much as having a loving wife or being a badass monster would be great, some of them don't want to lose their freedom, identity, or risk their legs (snek monsterization). I think there should be a human faction that acts as a murderless rival to the extremists.
I'm still working things out. I don't really like having to create a donut steel.

>After the Fall of Lescatie, many humans became terrified by the all too real possibility of being enslaved or assimilated by the monsters. The event has eroded their faith in the Order's ability to protect.

>As a result, many have searched for other alternatives to salvation, such as from pagan religions or other cults. Some have even resigned themselves with the belief that they are receiving divine retribution.

>One lilim, who calls herself Promethea, has gained a following from the faithless humans. She has offered them power and knowledge in exchange for following her doctrine.

>The most important rule of said doctrine was that, except in a do-or-die scenario, they were not allowed to kill anyone, not even a monster. In return, she would grant them technology, knowledge, and even superpowers to those that abstained from murder.

>Most of the things Promethea taught the humans were related to fighting, fleeing, subduing, imprisoning, rehabilitating, and socializing with monsters. She emphasized the importance of knowing not only the physiology and mentality of a species, but an individual as well.

>A lot of the technology she assisted humans in making were related to exploiting the weaknesses of monsters, especially spirit weapons that were fueled by human spirit energy and willpower. These weapons had all sorts of shapes and abilities, all designed in weakening a monster without seriously harming her.

>Since monsters aren't allowed to be killed, they are instead either captured or routed. Most monsters that are captured are either captured as a form of "proactive dating", or are captured because they are causing too much trouble. The latter are imprisoned until they are rehabilitated, usually through courtship with a man that they like.

>Unlike the Order, fornicating and marrying monsters was slightly encouraged. However, the cult considered humans to be special, and almost superior to monsters.

>Promethea has an inner circle dedicated to gaining political and cultural control over Order-controlled towns and cities. This usually involves recruiting and propaganda, but they occasionally resort to bribery, blackmail, or info manipulation in order to gain political power.

>Although Druella finds Promethea's methods of corrupting the humans to be counter-intuitive, she does not doubt her loyalty to their mother. She and lilims disagree with her view that humans should be dominant, or at least find it weird.

>The dark elf tribes, vampire clans, and Amazon tribes have antagonized her for both making their targets harder to capture and for having the targets capture them.

>Many monsters have freely joined in Promethea's cult without getting captured first because of how impressed they are with these strong-willed and ingenious humans (or they're just subs who want to get dommed). They find themselves in various occupations, including as artisans and trainers.

>> No.21505185

>>21505170
I think there is

>> No.21505190

>>21505184
Yes, we know, this is just as retarded as the last time you copied & pasted it.

>> No.21505194

>>21505077
I think its less required reading and more that the writes have been around long enough for people to passively know a thing or two.

>> No.21505195

>>21505185
There really isn’t.

>> No.21505203

>>21505184
Hard right into Yikesville

>> No.21505204

>>21505195
You do you man
I just really like the OC lilims

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>>21505184

>> No.21505209

>>21505194
I’ve been here 4 years now and couldn’t tell you which between Mari or Selene is the one with the hat meme, nor do I care

>> No.21505212

lolims are the only good oclims

>> No.21505214
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21505214

Buy her lemonade

>> No.21505215

>>21505214
I will.

>> No.21505218

>>21505214
Sorry but I don't usually drink raccoon piss

>> No.21505222

>>21505212
Lolim might be the worst lim because she serves literally zero purpose except “omg so kawaii >v<“ shit.

>> No.21505223

The real joke of all this bullshit is that Beast never wanted to be a part of theme Lilim jamborie. He absolutely hates it despite making Selene.

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>>21505209
It's neither though.
>>21505212
You gotta make a lolim with a lilim.

>> No.21505229

>>21505209
Seconded
I don’t think lilimfags appreciate how much they kill thread traffic from people clearing out when they start posting their look-at-me shit
I have to put more effort into tolerance of lilimshit than of /d/ fetishes or the siths

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>>21505218
>usually

>> No.21505236

>>21505214
with a 99% gratuity surcharge?

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21505244

What's your waifu's favorite ice cream flavor?

>> No.21505245

>>21504800
>Scrawny, grown-up one-tailed fox dork with regular human teeth and very little fluff. Could almost look like a boy if dressed like one.
If she has a personality that I like and fully understands my introverted autism, then she's a keeper.

>> No.21505247

>>21505223
Wow what a personal piece of information you’ve gleaned from him
I wonder if he and the other lilimfags ever argue these kinds of points anonymously while not explicitly mentioning that it’s them to try and pretend more people than just themselves care about this kind of shit

>> No.21505249

>>21505223
Beast needs to fuck off and die.

>> No.21505257

>>21505247
Not really news anon.
He's been bitching about it since that stupid sins picture was a thing.

>> No.21505260

>>21505257
Was meant for>>21505223

>> No.21505262

>>21505208
Humans are still afraid of monsters and enslavement. Someone helps humans fight monsters, but has a code against killing them. Those humans now capture monsters and get monster wives.

>> No.21505270

Mayadere Mindflayer with Massive Mammaries!

>> No.21505273

>>21505262
fuck off we dont need the /tg/ thread raiding like the autistic chimps they are because you are “stealing” their garbage.

>> No.21505279

>>21505273
Why is it a problem? The Demon Lord's goal is not being opposed.

>> No.21505289

>>21505249
What has he done?
Seriously I think I missed the part where it's cool to hate Beat now.

>> No.21505301

>>21505279
Nobody cares about your "but muh humanity" or "but muh freewill" posts.

>> No.21505302

>>21505289
I like beasts' perseverance. It's inspirational.

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>>21505262
>Humans are still afraid of monsters and enslavement
Is that what they're calling it these days?

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>>21505212
>>21505222
Lolims are great what are you smoking

>> No.21505312

Beast you are not fooling anyone
You are not the only person who does this
Just chill

>> No.21505316

>>21505307
Fuck off Lose and take your shit art with you

>> No.21505317

>>21505302
How so? I can't see anything worth being inspired by.

>> No.21505319

>>21505279
>Ignoring the main point of my post

>>21505301
Your just as much of a shitposter for answering him.

>> No.21505323

>>21505229
Lilims are just like every other monster girl people bring up in this place.
It's faggots that keep raging about stupid shit that is getting on my nerves.
That and the /tg/ people forcing their shit in here, fuck those guys.

>> No.21505328

>>21505316
Stay mad shitposting faggot

>> No.21505329

>>21505317
If he can do it, why can't I?

>> No.21505331

>>21505312
I think Beast is ultra paranoid about people not liking him.

>> No.21505352

>>21505270
>Fufufufu, finally I shall invade the surface! This last rock will pierce me through to the upper world!
>BLUUUAAAARRRGH!
>water from the oceanbed floods through as the Mindflayer swims through, her evil makeup ruined, but no problem breathing underwater
>a Kraken swimming by laughs to herself seeing the sight
Kraken > Mindflayer
Squid superiority

>> No.21505358

>>21505331
A bad trait to harbor on 4chan, undoubtedly!

>> No.21505364
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>> No.21505373

>>21505364
Now THAT'S a adventurer party member I need!

>> No.21505410

>>21505364
>magisa takes all the titcow comments seriously and actually turns herself into a titcow

>> No.21505421

>>21505364
Secret dark mages infiltrating your guild and party to get to you is pretty hot.

>> No.21505430

>>21505410
Wasn't she a titcow by default.

>> No.21505432

>>21505364
>*another* image post with no comment or anything
Stop. Back to /r/eddit.

>> No.21505459

>>21505301
>>21505306
Not everyone wants to be an Amazoness's husband, or lose their human form (harpies lose dexterity, lamias can't use legs, inari has to maintain their massive, fluffy tails).
Conversely, humans have been hunting monsters in other settings, so why not have something that is a smutty counterpart to it?

>> No.21505460

>>21504783
>tfw no "evil" dark mage mistress

>> No.21505466

>>21505430
The joke is that the "cow" part is literal now.

>> No.21505471

>>21505459
>Not everyone wants to be an Amazoness's husband, or lose their human form
And MGE is made for people who do, so your point is?

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>>21504843
This. MGE has plenty of swords, shield and "militarism" already

>> No.21505480

How would a monster curse a human woman?

>> No.21505487

>>21505139
Still waiting for sketches for two coms but I did get a bunch of gift art from some really cool people yesterday.
Wight pixels: https://twitter.com/CheapBlast/status/1138042115152392192
Bapho lewds: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75171096
Hinezumi: https://i.imgur.com/D5QH9aD.png
Harem group sketch: https://i.imgur.com/ZxjSMTO.png

>> No.21505494

>>21505480
>You're...you're a really meanyhead!
Titanias are pretty bad at cursing anyone.

>> No.21505497

>>21505487
cute fire rat

>> No.21505501

>>21505494
I think you're thinking of the wrong type of curse Anon.

>> No.21505534

>>21505494
The fairy queen actually being mad at me sounds like it would be hell on earth.

>> No.21505541

i wonder how many 3dpd's would want to be corrupted

>> No.21505559

>>21505534
They're probably very forgiving, especially for genuine apologies, but in the interim it would be very painful. Unless it was something like accidentally eating her pudding. Then you might get some lingering pouts here and there.

>> No.21505564

>>21505541
Not enough.

>> No.21505568

>>21505541
It would be like the post from that one forum, they'd want to get corrupted thinking they'd be striking against men, only to realize they've become what they once hated so much.

>> No.21505572

>>21505564
i'd honestly be super into the bullshit drama they start when nobody wants them

>> No.21505575
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21505575

and now: a bear-wrestling match between anon-san and grizzley-sama. who will win this fight?

>> No.21505578

>>21505568
wasn't that some feminazi review of MGE?

>> No.21505584

>>21505578
Yeah, that, whatever I don't remember where it was.

>> No.21505585

>>21505471
Because the setting is boring because the monsters always win in tussles unless they're really weak like cockatrices. We can't have the Order win since they kill monsters, but if there was another faction that was opposed to the Order on another axis, this might give HFYfags and maledomfags somewhere they can be happy rather than side with the backwards theocracy.
What ever happened to the brave knight laying the dragon? What ever happened to the courageous hero sticking his "Master Sword" into the evil high p'orc warlock? Whatever happened to the vodka-chugging weirdo that wrestles grizzlies into submission?

>> No.21505605

>>21505585
I was going to reply but nah, I'm not starting this.

>> No.21505631

>>21505568
>>21505578
Wouldn't they be good with it because they now get to control men by overpowering them? In their eyes men are responsible for everything bad, so if men don't control anything, then nothing bad will happen again. They might have to give up NTR, open relationships, and stop hating men, but the final one won't matter to them if men aren't allowed to, according to them, ruin everything.

>> No.21505639

>>21505631
>give up NTR, open relationships, and stop hating men
Found your problem.

>> No.21505653

>>21505639
Doppel potion can sort of fill the void for the first two. The last one won't matter as long as teh pastriarcie is gone.

>> No.21505659

>>21505585
>this might give maledomfags somewhere they can be happy
>what are p'orcs
>what are umi oshos
>what are atlach-nachas

>> No.21505667

>>21505659
There are also Dormice, Alices, Night Gaunts, Kobolds, Cockatrices, Wendigos and others not to mention breeds that aren't really either and can be whatever you want (not to mention mere breeds) that you can dom.

>> No.21505674

>>21505559
>tfw not a Titania's knight champion
I would work hard to gain her forgiveness!

>> No.21505680

>>21505659
>>21505667
KC said that there are all sorts of monsters with all sorts of kinks. I want items and spells that I could use to help me capture my waifu. I want to stop the dragon from stealing my city's shit, but I don't want to be her captive. I'd rather her be mine instead.

>> No.21505685

>>21505680
mere female lizard

>> No.21505698

>>21505680
The whole mere concept is based around you beating a monster not to mention Baphomets are based around looking for a man stronger than them. If you have too little imagination to figure out a way to be happy with everything he has given you including all the hand waving he does that is your fault.

>> No.21505707

>>21505680
>I'd rather her be mine instead.
This. I want to seal a villainess away inside a wack-ass crystal prison and have her slowly fall in love with me as I guard her.

>> No.21505709

>>21505680
Just use your imagination dipshit.
KC leaves the setting open enough for you to do just that.

>> No.21505719

>>21505487
Based SCM, happy birthday.

>> No.21505743

>>21505674
If you're atoning for something as severe as eating the last pudding she was saving, that may be a lifetime of service you're looking at.

>> No.21505756

>>21505719
Was yesterday but thanks anon! Feels weird being name dropped here even if I did kinda ask for it by not cropping them.

>> No.21505768

>>21505756
I mean, the pixel art one kinda spells it out.

>> No.21505773

>>21505743
>implying I wouldn't go on a great quest to get the tastiest pudding in the world for my queen.
>implying I am not going for eternal service anyway.

>> No.21505775
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>hoist by her own petard

>> No.21505818

>>21505775
>Inari lost in her own fluff
>Apophis drinks her own venom
>Haku is now the student, not the teacher
Monstergirl Twilight Zone is a wild ride.

>> No.21505832

>>21505818
>>Haku is now the student, not the teacher
>Virgin CC Haku taught about sex by her own student
Porn or Twilight Zone? You decide.

>> No.21505840
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21505840

>>21505818
>Haku is now the student, not the teacher

>> No.21505844

>>21505832
Both. And I would watch the hell out of it.

>> No.21505849

Wendigo coats, but they take you to the backrooms when she is annoyed with you.

>> No.21505857

>>21505818
>Wendigo husband wearing the coat wife who can transform into a normal girl
>Yetis caught in their own hugs for warmth
I bet Twilight Zone Wendidad would flaunt it like a fancy fur coat

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21505866

>>21504489
Yeah we got some of those in stock,

>> No.21505878

>>21505849
What if her husband hid behind one of the doorways when she gets back, so she thinks she's lost him?

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21505900

>>21505866
Hey, it's not like I planned on sleeping tonight.

>> No.21505968

>>21505840
Haku is always a student, learning is lifelong process.

>> No.21505969

>>21505900
Nervous plump Nightmares!

>> No.21505982
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21505982

Any good gargoyle stories?

>> No.21506001

>>21505969
I loved that greentext of a nervous pony-sized Nightmare who was a total hopelessly shy dweeb in real life but made her dream self a tall, sexy, confident woman.

>> No.21506135

magical dreamcatchers that work as bondage traps for nightmares

>> No.21506149

>>21506135
wards that block dream projection and trap her outside of her body while you fondle her

>> No.21506155

>>21506135
>Keep having weird wet dreams where you have insanely lewd sex with the same beautiful woman night after night
>Set-up a dreamcatcher to see if anything weird is going on
>Your first dream with it on is different
>The beautiful woman now is a teary-eyed Nightmare stuck in elaborate bondage
>You wake up to an extensive letter asking you to take responsibility

>> No.21506159

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsmhKS3VTLc

>> No.21506165

>>21506159
Fuck off.

>> No.21506195

>>21505982
Nah

>> No.21506216
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21506216

How often do mermaids "accidentally" get caught on a fisherman's hook and force him to take responsibility for catching her?

>> No.21506223

i wanna hear the sounds of mucus toad porn

>> No.21506240
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21506240

>>21506223
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>> No.21506247

>>21506216
About as often as Mermaids get tossed back by tired, hungry fishermen that need to do their jobs.

>> No.21506250

Guys will you hate me if my waifu's human

>> No.21506253

>>21506250
Well this isn’t the place for that

>> No.21506259

>>21506250
That can be changed.

>> No.21506263

>>21506250
You can upgrade but keep the same model.

>> No.21506273

>>21506216
>>21506247
>Old tired hungry fisherman throws a gyaru teenage mermaid back in the water as she "kyaaaa~~"
Fishermen and mermaid should work hand in hand rather than against each other.

>>21506223
>>21506240
You could probably cum from the sounds of it alone. It's probably the lewdest audio porn with Unagi Joro a close second.

>> No.21506284

All non-undead monsters should be brown, blue, or red.

>> No.21506302

>>21506273
Yeah, but then you end up with awkward bunyips throwing fish at anglers in a vague notion of helpfulness.

>> No.21506303

>>21506273
>Mermaid tries to play a prank on a fishing vessel by scaring one of the guys on it
>He's so zonked out that he barely even registers that she's there
I'm sure the local extremist faction Kraken would love to hear about human work ethic

>> No.21506314

>>21506259
>>21506263
Won't her personality change though

>> No.21506318
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21506318

>>21506284
What about white or grey?

>> No.21506317

>>21506284
But I hate brown people

>> No.21506324

>>21506240
hot

>> No.21506326

>>21506302
>Helpful fish-throwing girl who practical fishermen would immediately like
That would be awkward, but not really a problem. Bunyips are awkward anyway, they can't help it. At least you don't have to work your ass to the bone anymore.

>> No.21506337

>>21506318
>non-undead

>> No.21506338

>>21506326
I suppose it depends on how hard she throws it

>> No.21506340

>>21506314
Depends, who is she?

>> No.21506346

>>21506314
Usually not enough to be a big difference.

>> No.21506354

>>21506314
Of course not.

>> No.21506359

>>21506303
>Extremist Kraken
Unf

>> No.21506379
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21506379

What kind of monstergirl would Tifa be?

>> No.21506381

>>21506338
>panicky lamia strength
>...depends on where/if she hits you with the fish
Ftfy. There you go.
>Old fisherman talks about how he got married to a bunyip when his friend married a mermaid
>"Well, I wasn't the one who got knocked the fuck out by a fish, you see...

>> No.21506387

>>21506340
I'd rather not say it.

>> No.21506388

>>21506379
Ogre

>> No.21506389

>>21506379
Fire rat

>> No.21506392

>>21506387
Aw c'mon we don't judge.

Unless it's one of the like....fifty forbidden topics.

>> No.21506401

>>21506379
Hinezumi

>> No.21506416

>>21506389
>>21506401
Mega Shortstack.

>> No.21506430

>>21506416
I'd like to see her do a Dolphin Blow.

>> No.21506433

>>21506314
Generally only if she’s legitimately shitty in some manner.
Otherwise it’s pretty much just +1 to horny.

>> No.21506434

>>21506381
>Get knocked out by a bunyip throwing a fish a wee bit hard
>Wake up to said bunyip riding your dick and kissing you with her eyes closed
>Mutters about how cute the kids will be and says that even if you woke up right now she wouldn't stop
>Cough catching her attention and freezing her up faster than a ice queen who forgot her panties
>Her eyes start tearing up while she's begging you to forgive her
>Your only response to pick up the pace yourself causing her to fall down on you and hugging you tighter than grizzly hugs her honey
>Takes her a full month of coaxing till she finally feels confident enough to meet your parents

>> No.21506438

>>21506392
It's not.

>> No.21506449
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>> No.21506463

>>21506240
i actually can't find this image

>> No.21506478

>>21506449
Saggy elf tits are for bullying.

>> No.21506480

>>21506379
I guess it'd be Ogre unless Hinezumi rolls dubs too. I'm gonna roll for shonen mouse.

>> No.21506487

>>21506392
Not him but you can satisfy your curiosity with me.

https://i.imgur.com/wW3ug1J.png

>> No.21506505

>>21506487
I'm going to loose my weeb license, which is supposedly in the mail. Who is this, and what's she from?

>> No.21506609

>>21505487
Happy birthday, anon! Those are some very nice gifts.

>> No.21506628

>>21506317
Do you hate blue people?

>> No.21506663

>>21506317
i want pol and tg to leave

>> No.21506672

>>21506628
If it's white then it's alright, if it's black send it back. Blue just means they're choking and don't have any oxygen.

>> No.21506703

>>21506317
It's okay because on a monster girl it's just a color and not a race/behaviour

>> No.21506709
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>> No.21506716
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21506716

>>21506672
Best perform some mouth to mouth resuscitation just to be sure.

>> No.21506723

>>21506663
nigger lmao

>> No.21506731

>>21506663
Don't lump dicefags in with that bullshit.

>> No.21506746

>>21506731
He assumes that you want to kill monstergirls because you play board games, don't reply

>> No.21506748

>>21506449
That is the perfect body type once you add in some Muscle.

>> No.21506753

>>21506379
Troll

>> No.21506781
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21506781

Cockatrice would probably be more popular if they were a cute 2hu instead.

>> No.21506782

>>21506505
suisei no gargantia

>> No.21506792

>>21504392
Bed bugs.

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21506793

>>21506746
Yeah, Haku-sensei may get way into rules, but that's no reason for murder. Bringing algebra to the table is grounds for a spanking though.

>> No.21506795

>>21506793
Go away Ace

>> No.21506796

I want a tall Pharaoh to visit my pathetic commoner home.

>> No.21506799

>>21506753
Trollfags should be gassed, they can't keep mixing trolls with everything

>> No.21506820

>>21506463
Here's the set
https://exhentai.org/g/1420242/e994573385/

>> No.21506821

>>21506799
>immediately goes for gassing and non-mixing
I'm facepalming so hard right now, pol-kun.

>> No.21506825

>>21506709
Must impregnate

>> No.21506843

>>21506795
Diff anon, but now I'm going to have to check out the fellow Hakufag. Teachers are always underappreciated. Remember to do your part and correct this with mathematically precise dickings.

>> No.21506849
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21506849

So we know practically everything makes a banshee cry, but what is something that doesn't make a banshee cry?

>> No.21506851

>>21506709
Why is she mad at me? I just want to rub her feet!

>> No.21506873
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21506873

>>21506799

>> No.21506886

>>21506849
Hot dogs are pretty neutral.

>> No.21506894

>>21506886
>Banshee-san nibbling a hotdog to calm down
Oddly cute.

>> No.21506901

>>21506849
A nice refreshing glass of Mountain Dew Baja Blast

>> No.21506902
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21506902

>ywn be the royal ear rubber

>> No.21506909
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21506909

Choose your onee-san

>> No.21506913

>>21506909
I call Fluffer Hugger.

>> No.21506928

>>21506909
I want to have tantric sex with that Yeti.

>> No.21506945

>>21506909
These look more like imoutos.

>> No.21506952
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21506952

>>21506945
this, pic related is a nee-san

>> No.21506963

>>21506909
Yes

>> No.21506968

>>21506945
They have pretty large chests for imoutos.

>> No.21506978

>>21506909
Automanee!

>> No.21507010

>>21506354
I want to my turn my strict paladin gf into a demon and not have her personality change at all!

>> No.21507031

>>21506968
Breast size is not a deciding factor in whether some is an onee-san or an imouto.

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