NEET rap

[Anonymous No.]

Just another Friday night hangin' out on the Jay
There's 2hus, Idorus, and games you can play (elona)
Never mind 3D, crossie shitpost attack
Cause after all these years I know that u got my back
Jaypee is still my home, that won't ever change
Now let morning come so we can sleep the day away

[Anonymous No.]

>>21529785
Today's Saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

Just another Saturday night hangin' out on the Jay
There's 2hus, Idorus, and games you can play (elona)
Never mind 3D, crossie shitpost attack
Cause after all these years I know that u got my back
Jaypee is still my home, that won't ever change
Now let morning come so we can sleep the day away

[Anonymous No.]

>>21529785
>>21529793
>marisa raper
Marisa is NOT a rapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>21529825
No she raps music

[Anonymous No.]

Dope bars, Marisa. Way to spit fire.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread takes me back to the good old days..

[Anonymous No.]

>>21530160
Take it EAZY /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Chotto hitokoto (Itte yannakya ne!)
Kyou wa kattsuri(Itte yannakya ne!)
Sekkaku dakara (Itte yannakya ne!)
Watashi no kuchi kara itte yannakya!

[Anonymous No.]

I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21530160
>>21530171



[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
Yo, man!
Get the fuck out of /jp/!
Pump that bass!
Mothafucker, say what?

[Verse 2]
Anon's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man Janny is on freebase
The boy Janny was a friend of mine
'Til I caught him deleting my threads tryin' to steal my fun
Chased him up the streets to call a truce
The silly cluckhead pulls out a banhammer
Little did he know I had a loaded 12-gauge
One SUCKA dead, LA Times front page

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZsdvoxFox4

[Anonymous No.]

>>21530196
Perfect
I wonder if there's a version for the full song unless you freehanded it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21530221
was waiting for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>21530160
Someone make a marisa oc of her holding 2 guns and wearing sunglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21530341
you're a someone anon

[Anonymous No.]

Someone rap it

[Anonymous No.]

When you sad and crying and nose your runny
Feel down to plow klown. Don't even need money
Stress--out on fairy cunny,
there's a few special but in general many
Chen saw used fairies and asked her mummy
"Who's done it", she asked ,replied then the mom.
"Fairy Whores Wars" and "Charming Domination" i
Known by more and true sport for the nation
"wowowo, mummy even WHOLE Asia??"
"No dear, but here we excell in fairykunny's Necrofantasia"

[Anonymous No.]

Channeled some real autism for some real shitty posts

Woke up quick, at about Five
Just thought that I had to be on /jp/ soon

I gotta do my reps before the day begins
Before the Janny starts bitching about my posts

About to go, and damn near went blind
Crossies at the path shittin up my thread

Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the Report on the side of my hip

Bailed outside, and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin

Jumped on the C, and hit the juice on my ride
I got front back and side to side

Then I let the Alpine play
Pumping new shit by JPG

It was /jp/ is boring at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, went something like this...

(Cruising... 6-4) No matter what kind of thread, it always gets saged
(Jocking...) by the un-for-giving
(Slapping...)Anon-y-mous-san

Went to the Shrine to get the scoop
Japanese Dog out there, Jumpin' through some hoops

A gap opens up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin Yakumo G

She lowered her glasses, and she started to say-
It's all about Gen-so-ky-o

[Anonymous No.]

...
>>21530196
[Hook]
>'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
>You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
>Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
>Yo, man!
>Get the fuck out of /jp/!
>Pump that bass!
>Mothafucker, say what?

Anon's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man Janny is on freebase
The boy Janny was a friend of mine
'Til I caught him deleting my threads tryin' to steal my fun
Chased him up the streets to call a truce
The silly cluckhead pulls out a banhammer
Little did he know I had a loaded 12-gauge
One SUCKA dead, LA Times front page
...
[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
Who do you think you are, Mr. big stuff?
who do you think you
are (echo)
Rock this mothafucker like the Three (Prismriver Sisters), the Hard Way
--

Bored as hell, and I wanna get ill
So I went to a thread where the spammers chill

The fellas out there, Sage bombin the thread
I guess I will just lurk instead

The Hu's greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin
And from the 8th Ball, my posts start stinkin

Left to get my Waifu to rock that body,
Before I left I hit the Sage Party

I went to the folder to post some more,
Dumb shitposter said something and made me mad

He said something that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed his faggot ass by his nasty ass suit

He started talking shit, wouldn't ya know?
Made like a script kiddie, Sage Bombed his thread

Some newfag jumped in and tried to start some shit,
So I threw a right cross and knocked his dumbass out

[Anonymous No.]

...
[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
Yo, Anon!
Beer drinkin', breath stinkin', sniffin' Fairy dust
...

I'm postin' hard, now I'm under control
Then I got my C wrapped around the IP Ban
I looked at the post and said "Oh Brother"
I reset my IP and rolled another

Walkin home, and I see the G ride
Now Ran is drivin', Yakumo on the side
As they shat on a thread, they got laid out
An undercover Mod in a faggoty ass trip

Ran got beat for evadin' the ban
She ran from a three day for spammin the board
Now G is caught and doin' the crime
Fourth offense on the girl she'll do some time

...
[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
Gensokyo playa
Moon Beater
--

I went to get them out, but there was no bail,
The fellas caused a riot in the County Jail

Two Days later in the Human Court,
Ya. G on trial cold cut a fourth

Obstruction of the Court said the judge,
On a 600 Year sentence, My girl didn't budge

Marisa came over to turn her in,
Yakumo G looked down and gave a grin

She yelled out "Fire!", then came idolfag Suzie
The bitch came in with a Sub-Machine Uzi

Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her,
Yakumo got turned scott free
But Idolfag Suzie went upstate for attempted murder.

[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
I'm done, y'all!
>Too many lines
Aw
Who are you quoting, mothafucker!

[Anonymous No.]

(YAKUMO V2)


I went to get them out, but there was no bail,
The fellas caused a riot in the County Jail

Two Days later in the Human Court,
Ya. G on trial cold cut a fourth

Obstruction of the Court said the judge,
On a 600 Year sentence, My girl didn't budge

Marisa came over to turn her in,
Yakumo G looked down and gave a grin

She yelled out "Fire!", then came idolfag Suzie
The bitch came in with a Sub-Machine Uzi

Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her,
Both upstate for attempted murder.

[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
I'm done, y'all!
*Sagebombs Thread*
Aw
You mothafucker!

[Anonymous No.]

<span class="sjis">xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/spoiler]

(Remiry. Flan)

Woke up quick, at about Five
Just thought that I had to be on /jp/ soon

I gotta do my reps before the day begins
Before the Janny starts bitching about my posts

About to go, and damn near went blind
Crossies at the path shittin up my thread

Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the Report on the side of my hip

Bailed outside, and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin

Jumped on the C, and hit the juice on my ride
I got front back and side to side

Then I let the Alpine play
Pumping new shit by JPG

It was /jp/ is boring at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, went something like this...

[V1] (Cruising... 6-4) No matter what kind of thread, it always gets saged
(Jocking...) by the un-for-giving
(Slapping...)Anon-y-mous-san

Went to the Shrine to get the scoop
Japanese Dog out there, Jumpin' through some hoops

A limo opens up, who can it be?
A pimped out Mercades rollin Remi G

She lowered her glasses, and she started to say-
It's all about that Scarlet Mist

[Anonymous No.]

...
>>21530196
[Hook]
>'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
>You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
>Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
>Yo, man!
>Get the fuck out of /jp/!
>Pump that bass!
>Mothafucker, say what?

[Verse ]
>Anon's in the place to give me the pace
>He said my man Janny is on freebase
>The boy Janny was a friend of mine
>'Til I caught him deleting my threads tryin' to steal my fun
>Chased him up the streets to call a truce
>The silly cluckhead pulls out a banhammer
>Little did he know I had a loaded 12-gauge
>One SUCKA dead, LA Times front page

...
[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
Who do you think you are, Meido?
who do you think you
are (echo)
Rock this mothafucker like the Three (Prismriver Sisters), the Hard Way
...

Bored as hell, and I wanna get ill
So I went to a thread where the spammers chill

The fellas out there, Sage bombin the thread
I guess I will just lurk instead

The Hu's greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin
And from the 8th Ball, my posts start stinkin

Left to get my Waifu to rock that body,
Before I left I hit the Sage Party

I went to the folder to post some more,
Dumb shitposter said something and made me mad

He said something that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed his faggot ass by his nasty ass suit

He started talking shit, wouldn't ya know?
Made like a script kiddie, Sage Bombed his thread

Some newfag jumped in and tried to start some shit,
So I threw a right cross and knocked his dumbass out.

[Anonymous No.]

...
[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
Yo, Anon!
Beer drinkin', breath stinkin', sniffin' Fairy dust
...

I'm postin' hard, now I'm under control
Then I got my C wrapped around the IP Ban
I looked at the post and said "Oh Brother"
I reset my IP and rolled another

Walkin home, and I see the G ride
Now Ran is drivin', Yakumo on the side
As they shat on a thread, they got laid out
An undercover Mod in a faggoty ass trip

Flan got beat for evadin' the ban
She ran from a three day for spammin the board
Now G is caught and doin' the crime
Fourth offense on the girl she'll do some time

...
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
Gensokyo playa
Moon Beater
--

I went to get them out, but there was no bail,
Flan caused a riot in the County Jail

Two Days later in the Human Court,
Remi G on trial cold cut a fourth

Obstruction of the Court said the judge,
On a 100 Year sentence, My girl didn't budge

Marisa came over to turn her in,
Flan looked over and gave a grin

She yelled out "Fire!", then came Suzie
The bitch came in with a god damn Roukanken

Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her,
Both upstate for attempted murder.

[Hook]
'Cause the boys on the JAY are always hard
You come postin' that trash, we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be a NEET
Who are you quoting boy? Cuz I ain't said shit.

[Scratches]
I'm done, y'all!
*Sagebombs Thread*
Aw
You mothafucker!

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm gonna leave now.

[Anonymous No.]

realest thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gucci thread yall

[Anonymous No.]

OP a busta.

[Anonymous No.]

vocaroo wen

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa-K - Girlz n the Shrine

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/aM2n4XLr

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know jaypee was so good at rapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>21529785
I demand audio

[Anonymous No.]

>>21532016
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fxtsgh1KCD

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
gangsta

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely amazing thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
Now do the one in the pastebin pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534344
Go back there

[Anonymous No.]

Singing birbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
Fucken based

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
You sound like you're 15

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
100% swag

[Anonymous No.]

>>21529785
Fun idea anon, I'll make a short one too.

Hating my apprenticeship where I slave my life away
Six bucks an hour, ten hours a day
Wish I was a rich NEET but I got bills to pay
But since I'm back home I'm hitting up the J

Cute girls, 2D, 3D as far as the eye can see
Hitting up the adult sites, I'm talking J.A.V.
"Who's the best girl?" Of course Okita Anri
And now I'm in the mood so I'm switching to /hgg/

Two hours later, two nakadashis in my onahole
Sansha Mendan gets a 9/10 from me as a whole
But now my heart craves something else, I'm feeling kinda blue
When I see the perfect thread, Reimu a chu chu

Yeah /jp/ is kinda slow, but that's just how we roll
Comfy threads, fun anons and autism heal the soul
A save haven from the 3d world, the shitshow
But now it's past ten so it's the curtain call

[Anonymous No.]

You A BUSTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539604
3Dsluts not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
I hope you didn't wake your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539609
but Neppy isn't a 3D slut dude...
Neppy just sometimes says off the walls stuff, she sometimes she makes suggestive comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
Yung Shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>21535543
on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539678
*Lil Chinpo

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
very fresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539755
*Lil Chinchin

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ - nigger culture

[Anonymous No.]

EAZY DUZ IT

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, she's here for you
It's the last member of the /jp/ crew!
This Kong's so kawaii, it isn't funny
Can make a 3Dfag cry out for mummy
Can pick up a thread with relative ease
Makes crushing 2hu seem such a breeze
She may use boku, she can't sing well
But this Kong's a real bombshell!

[Anonymous No.]

good threads

[Anonymous No.]

Uh, yeah, that moon still ain't goin down
Gonna roll up innawoods at the speed of sound
Just me and Yukari gonna fuckfuckfuck somebody upupup
Lots of bugs, but I spit fire and look real fly
Wishin for some spray, oh shit, is that a guy?
Shorts and a cape, what a faggy little youkai
Zero effort grazes, Last Word is just a swirl
My dick's the only thing that's hard, cause Wriggle mighta been a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539983
Your post made me want to diss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21540013
niggy would make it complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539909
If you wanna get racist with it, I'll tell you this.
Whites are increasingly becoming more invested in "nigger culture" as you say.

[Anonymous No.]

Sucking some cock with my bros from /jp/
We are not gay, we just like the D
/jp/ meetup at the local gloryhole
Making everyone cum is our ultimate goal
It's absolutely straight if you're dressed as 2hu
So let's suck dick together - me and you
Now you're getting fucked and you're moaning loud
Take it boy! Make Aniki proud
When all cocks are pleased and the orgy ends
I'm glad to have my /jp/ friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>21540236
Nah dude
You're just really fuckin' gay
You can't bribe me even if that shit was for pay
Take your gay ass right back to /b/
before the only meat gettin beat is my fist to your skull

>Sucking some cock
I know it's you OP
You're so fucking gay you can't keep it under the freeway
While /jp/'s packing manga, touhou dakis, shitposts
You're busy fantasizing about your next spitroast

I'll warn you now, don't be loud since you're so proud
/jp/ isn't up for /gayp/
or else the amount of sage will leave your mouth wide- gaping

Like a schizo,
you're just delusional
But then again,
that's just the usual
Like the usual, they're just laughing
Cause you're a clown- The only one in town Who'll wear page 10, just like a crown.

'Cause it fits you,
godless freak.

[Anonymous No.]

Which 2hu would you fuck? feat. anon

[Hook]
Got no job and no money I'm just shit outta luck
Can't even buy no onahole, this NEET life sometimes do suck
But funposting on the jay brightens my day right up
so I ask my niggas: which 2hu would you fuck?

[Verse 1]
See all these idolfaggots? Them a big gay
Honestly, I expected better from the jay
You don't wanna fuck no 2hu then it's time to leave
3DPD worshippers get out of /jp/ 'please"
'cuz now it's time for real talk, the all-important question
which 2hu's cunny and her titties we consider best - if
one day our wish comes true 'n' we enter gensokyo
which 2hu would you wanna turn into your 2hoe?
Me, I wanna grab Marisa, do some shrooms together
Then drink till we can't stand no more, intoxicated more than ever
self-control outta the window, we'll fuck right then and there
Again and again I'll shoot my master spark inside of her

[Hook]
Got no job and no money I'm just shit outta luck
Can't even buy no onahole, this NEET life sometimes do suck
But funposting on the jay brightens my day right up
so I ask my niggas which 2hu would you fuck

[Scratches]
Ey yo /jp/!
Home alone again, ain't we?
Share your fantasies with me
about which 2hu would you fuck?

[Verse 2]
Your turn, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Battlerapping doesn't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21540599
oh snap anon got told

>>21541785
straight fire

[Anonymous No.]

I can tell this thread is almost entirely white people. None of you guys have any flow, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542025
Actual black people aren't allowed on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542025
Alright then.
Try to write something decent and keep it /jp/ relevant and tied to this thread and the board's history and shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542025
Hard mode,
no source.
There's I know at least one post in this thread that doesn't take from an original work by someone like Eazy >>21530196

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542134
Ok I'll take that challenge. But I'm tired so I'll drop this straight up fire tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542025
I had flow

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542025
English is not even my first language, you expect me to have flow of a nigga?

[Anonymous No.]

Just like the moon over the mountain top
You know that Flan will come again
You know I love to spend my night time
Bumping my month old Touhou thread

I haven't seen the sun since February
What you see is what I've become
There's nothing I can hide from you
My diagnosis works that way

Out on the board that lies before me now
There are some kuso threads I'll make
I only hope that you'll stay by my side
'Til I can gain control again

[Anonymous No.]

She has no style!
She has no grace!
Cha-cha-cha
This Kong has a funny face!

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box from the 2hu category
About a fairy, a fairy motherfucker
She's addicted, she's a fairy but in jaypee called a lil cunny
She used to have a house car and golden wings
But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
She must of been starving 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the nigga on the street and straight took his ass out

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box from the 2hu category
About a fairy, a fairy motherfucker
She's addicted, she's a fairy but in jaypee called a lil cunny
She used to have a house car and golden wings
But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
She must of been starving 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the fairy nigga on the street and straight took her ass out

[Anonymous No.]

Calls /jp/ out for having no flow...
Posts average shit...
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542357
It ain't me!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Marisa is allowed to say the N word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21540099
tumblr is a click away

[Anonymous No.]

The Jaypee Rapper's Guild

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up at five to load my favorite thread
but imagine my shock when I saw it straight dead
So I check the catalog and what do I see
Nothing but 3D all over my /jp/
These wack ass niggas think they slick
circlejerking some producer's sidechick
This shit aint fly and its gotta stop
So I imagedump every 2hu thread to the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
Cute rapper

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAQ3Wk59zoM
say hoooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542513
Can you read, shit for brains?
Whites are getting increasingly interested in the so called "nigger culture" and you can see it wherever you go as whites of the younger age group are listening to rap more than anything else.
Your lack of rebuttal means nothing and it comes off as a coping method to respond with going to an offsite domain to further your cause because you have no comeback.
Cop out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21542498
She would be wary but her compulsive lies and thievery will earn her that right.

[Anonymous No.]

This is DJ Eazy Dick
On the board that slaps you across your fat ass
With a fat dick
(Yajuu Sempai)
When I met you in /jp/, baby
Before you posted idol crap
I had respect for you newfriend
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me your boipussy
And you even licked my balls
Leave your discord on the thread
And I promise baby, I'll give you a call


Read more: Snoop Dogg - Ain't No Fun Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>21544918
oh fuck that metrolyrics timestamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>21544761
s/whites/normalfags/g

[Anonymous No.]

>>21544761
Stop getting unironically triggered over the word "nigger" and save your social commentary and autism for /pol/, twitter or some other normalfag cesspit. No one cares about that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the board being sped up again?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ quality thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21529785
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21530341
best I can do before this thread dies, sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21551557
fukken saved

[Anonymous No.]

I was in Hollywood
At the Witch House
With the reptiles
And the Catholics

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539707
OP's rap.

[Marisa-K No.]

Some fresh OC

[Marisa-K No.]

With sunglasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>21551557
>>21552577
>>21552581
/jp/ is a wonderful place.

[Anonymous No.]

Satori's ready to spit some bars

[Anonymous No.]

>>21552682
Satorinrin, watch out! Your shoelaces are untied!

[Anonymous No.]

Say ho~

[Anonymous No.]

>>21552577
>>21552581
Blessed by a straight OG, playa

[Anonymous No.]

Rap is a NEET's soul!

[Anonymous No.]

Posting this
Wrote it and it's just sitting there.
I'm not gonna bother finishing this shit nor am I about to let it sit
and collect dust.

>>21539983
And here comes anon to end it all,

Fuck the flow and fuck you too.
Fuck with the 2hu and we will screw you
(Ha-ha >we)
Who the fuck ya quo-tan

Last time time i checked, your shitpost had no effect
Now stop spamming my board, or you'll get rekt

(Now do us a fav-or)
take your sorry ass right back where ya came from
'cause this aint the place, for third-rate bums.

(Lookin out for ya)
It's a command, don't demand
(I'll take ya to the Arizona and put your face in the sand)

Careful where ya steppin, Careful what ya say
talk the wrong way and you'll be put to your way.

You talk about Kong like she's been here for so long

but she hasn't been seen in just so long
Seeing her as the mascot just feels so wrong

I kinda forgot where she originated, not to be opinionated but I can't
care any less, but honestly, she's just shit.
Enough with the baps, where's the real hit.
As far as I'm concerned, all you do is talk shit

No fans, no clans, all prance and no dance

I heard you spammed hiroyuki since 4chan needed a new key
Just so ya know, you'll never replace Yotsuba.
You're just about as useless as the female cast in Konosuba.

The only thing your known for is killing gundam
God-damn, Your genre, the culprit,
Did nothing but spread cancer but provides no answer

Before you step to your name, just know you have no fame
Not even your faggots keep your threads alive.
At this point you're fighting to survive.


This thread is slowing down so maybe this will speed it back up.
If it doesn't then farewell. I'm out of this dusted thread because
none of you are posting bars anymore.
I know this is a slow board but this is making me bored. Almost so
bored I could eat cardboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
is this kero kero bonito

[Anonymous No.]

I have been sitting here for a whole hour using hip hop/ rap instrumentals while singing the letters you guys post, good shit

[Anonymous No.]

turn the light on
how the f*ck u quiet with the mic on
i don't get anxiety u zamboni ass n**gas
i just get my mike on
yall say i wouldn't go nowhere--took the detour
when u see someone in the crack right by the sea shore
when you see them brand new le floors on the floor
if the miko ask my name bitch im igor

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

posting on the jay
fapping to my bae
playing a 2hu game
shitting on idolfags all day

this is my life, the neet way
never received working man's pay
the normies are hatin',
seething while I'm masturbatin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
Very cute and swag

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is gangsta.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a yokai equivalent of the n word?

[Anonymous No.]

Shrine maidens are the n words of Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo Yo Niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>21534174
Is that Persona 3 music?

[Anonymous No.]

Post mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>21573066
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

Post vocaroo again

[Anonymous No.]

>>21578806
Of what rap?

[Anonymous No.]

I never understood the /jp/ fascination with rap but I'll never go against it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21581035
/jp/ a BUSTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>21539604
Nice