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>> No.21558097

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21558108
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Extra extra, Ice Queen-chan doesn't wear panties!

>> No.21558111
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who wants to play jump-rope with the roper?

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>> No.21558127

The Track Captain's gonna getcha! Then you'll have to join her team!

>> No.21558129


>> No.21558130

Maids are olev.

>> No.21558134

Why show up at this point

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>> No.21558138

sir this is quite heretical

>> No.21558150

I wish a Troll tried to hunt me

>> No.21558156

Loli in the streets, ara in the sheets

>> No.21558159

But I don't like running!

>> No.21558162

i want a troll to rape me until i admit to her that she's my waifu

>> No.21558169

Someone has to stand up for the maids.

>> No.21558171
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I wish I was in Winterstown.

>> No.21558201

Such pleasant curvature.
Oh and did that khepri have a sister yet?

>> No.21558221

I still need to work on it but been on artblock for a while now

>> No.21558223
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They can stand up for themselves just fine.

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>> No.21558232

Sir, this image does not comply with Sabbath's interest and policy. I'm afraid I have to ask you to delete this

>> No.21558237

how cool would it be to go on an adventure in a giant fantasy-style magi-tech mobile home with your harem

>> No.21558239

Who stole a baphomet's goat skull hair ornaments? This isnt a bapho!

>> No.21558246

>succubi in real life legends are demons that sleep-rape men
>meanwhile in MGE, that job is already taken by little mice girls

>> No.21558252
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Make me.

>> No.21558267

The sabbath has allowed me to post this image to show the horrors of a non-sabbath world

>> No.21558281

What a haunting vision. I'll have to research that further.

>> No.21558289
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Monster butts drive me nuts

>> No.21558294

nee san bapho has a nice belly!

>> No.21558304

Winterstown in the summer would be a fun time to vacation - Ice Queens and Glacies chilling on the beach in snowflake bikinis, Yetis and Yukis playing volleyball, Wendi families in summer coats barbecuing for everyone, White Horns carefully treading into the water to cool off

>> No.21558316

Top tier bapho!

>> No.21558346

I want to spread those buttocks and admire that perfect anus

>> No.21558360
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Why do lilims strike me as the type of boss to micromanage everything?

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It's gonna be a hot summer, how will monster girls cope with it?

>> No.21558399
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A proper relationship with a vampire mistress is one where you both suck each other.

>> No.21558409
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Would you join the navy with your waifu?

>> No.21558440
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That's Anubis-chan's niche!

>> No.21558456

I want to be an Anubis's boy slave and for her to step on me with her big meaty paws!

>> No.21558466

I'd join the DL's army if I got to be the captain of a tank crew that was also my personal harem.

>> No.21558476
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Big tomboy hellhoud waifu!

>> No.21558507

I want her to make me lick her abs after cornering me in the gym showers

>> No.21558508

I'd fill that niche.

>> No.21558511

You get to be a breeding slave, that's the only position available for men.

>> No.21558546

I used to be a gopher so there's no way she can beat my legs!

>> No.21558547
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Like this.

>> No.21558550

Being an Anubis' fair skinned boy slave requires at least 1 hour a day of being tread upon.

>> No.21558558

Breeding slave isn't a position, it's just part of any rank held by a man. You can be field commander and still expected to inseminate some of the female soldiers beneath you. And if you're lucky, above you as well

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perfect, gonna make sure mistress's paws are well pampered!

>> No.21558568
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Where's the best place to go hunting for shortstacks? Where do they congregate?

>> No.21558571

I can become a high rank while still being the breeding slave to only one girl right?

>> No.21558572

The lowlands.

>> No.21558580
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A proper vampire mistress should have a beautiful flat chest

>> No.21558583

Best place is probably The Shoto Forest in the north of the big titty kingdom. Just be careful as they are feral girl. Your hips will not be spared and unlike normal shortstacks,, these gals only get fiercer in the presence of big incubus dick.

>> No.21558588

Sure. I'd bet there are many high ranking monster officers that keep their own, on-and-only boytoy as they rise up the administrative ladder. And when she gets a promotion, it must have been because you kept her going. Therefore, you are also promoted for your hard work.

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The best at minmaxing

>> No.21558592
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A proper vampire is whatever makes my dick hardest and big titty vampires do that best.

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I agree wholeheartedly!

Do I link my own greentext related to anubis paws?

>> No.21558596

I dont feel like reading her story. Can someone give me a rundown on what the esdeath clone even does?

>> No.21558598
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Wrong. Mistresses need big fat bloodbags to enthrall human boys with.

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>> No.21558604

You mean I can't just pick them up and hold them out like a wet cat or something? Can't get me if I do that.

>> No.21558607

Cool. I cant wait to follow my Commander-Wife into battle!

>> No.21558616

you could. They like to stalk and sneak up on their prey so you gotta be alert. Also just make sure shes alone or else you might get dog piled

>> No.21558624

Oh my, what is this enchanting Egyptian deity doing in Anon's humble office?

>> No.21558634
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I'm working hard to rewrite it better!

>Normal lilim in leadership position who wants to do nice things, grew up on fairy tale that if she did her best she'd get a husbando
>Guy she thinks will be her husbando tries to kill her
>That act is how the neighboring Order country declared war too
>On a scale from 1 to prepared, her country is in the negatives, desperately tries to mount a defense from raids
>Has to put aside some things and make some sacrifices due to the ugly circumstances forcing things out of her
>But just as she's about to get the upper hand, a lovecraftian horror appears and starts mindbreaking everyone into being cultists, her included
>Both sides of the war, Monster and Order, have to begrudgingly team up because a lilim mindbroken into being a cultist would be an apocalypse scenario for everyone
>Goes from there as the guy who tried to kill her now has to try and save her, or at least make sure she doesn't fall to the cult one way or another
>Even if they save her and everything is fine and dandy, they have to deal with reinforcements from Monster and Order restarting the war that they made a silent truce for

>> No.21558640

Correct, but oppaifags don't want to admit it.

>> No.21558643

she bought the business
>and anon

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>thinking a vampire can look powerful and imposing without tig ol' bitties
Who's really in denial here?

>> No.21558654

You for thinking that's a vampire
>Some blood coming from the mouth
>Bloody cross
Very cool, totally a vampire

>> No.21558658

She’s HR. She needs to talk to you about your Roth 401k.

>> No.21558661

I want that blood sucker to dominate me!

>> No.21558665

That’s more confusing than I anticipated. I thought she just ran a battle mansion or some shit.

>> No.21558668

Sorry she's not decked out in stereotypical 18th century garb. How could any vampire possibly go without that, right?

>> No.21558672

I thought it was selene that fought the interdimensional threat.

no thats selene.

>> No.21558676

They’re different girls?

>> No.21558691

Yeah. I know of mari as a 3dpd thot and remember Selene as a battle autist. Knew their was a third, but i just forgot what she did.

>> No.21558693
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Has mamono science gone too far?

>> No.21558700

Looks like your standard dungeon end boss.

As long as your a high enough level with good gear you'll be fine!

>> No.21558703

Is that supposed to be a Ochi Draco Lich/Wight? Cus they forgot literally the most important part of all MGE dragons in that image.

>> No.21558704

I wonder how huge the spirit paws of a Troll Zombie that became a Wight are

>> No.21558705

All y’all lilims look the same to me. Which one wears a hat?

>> No.21558708

No fucking clue. I think its fake esdeath's, but it might be mari's.

>> No.21558709

And if I'm low-level with starter equipment?

>> No.21558710

Less Ochi, more Jiangshi

>> No.21558713

She pats you on the head and suggests going to low level zones first, like Maus Hills, or Sea Slime Cove.

>> No.21558714
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My bad, but still. Where the fuck is its Soul Gem? Literally every dragon has one.

>> No.21558718

Maybe, since she’s undead she doesn’t have a soul? I dunno. Maybe you have to break her defenses before you can reveal her weak point to attack for massage damage?

>> No.21558720

I know, that'd be like not spelling their name backwards as a pseudonym. Preposterous, right?

>> No.21558727
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Undead dragons still have souls. Note the white gem on her chest. Just makes me a sad man when artist miss the tiny but easy to include details.

>> No.21558729

What happens when you hire a gremlin to cut your cable and install a replacement TV service and home theater?

>> No.21558733

All those poky bits look uncomfortable for anyone she trys to touch
Why is dragon clothing so bad?

>> No.21558735

I have no idea what you’re talking about. The fine French Mademoiselle e’Par is one of the most upstanding members of our community.

>> No.21558736

I have a headcanon for Dragon Zombies being the physically strongest Monster there is, to make up for being so empty-headed.

Surpassing Wurm Strength even.

>> No.21558740

No idea.

Maybe its like the idea of retard strength where she has no concept of inhibitions and thus uses 100% of her strength all the time?

>> No.21558751

It won't be as bad as it looks because MAMONOBANANA

>> No.21558753

>Maybe its like the idea of retard strength where she has no concept of inhibitions and thus uses 100% of her strength all the time?

Exactly, being a Zombie means she doesn't need to rely on stuff like breathing for strength. She can just harness the raw power of her preserved Undead body, without putting too much strain on it.

I bet they're given their own separate areas in the Undead Kingdom, so that the old, gothic architecture isn't damaged.

>> No.21558759

>Banana Barometz
What would she be like?

Yeah and then once they wight the become the magically strongest and Physically Strongest. Just to bad it takes so long to make a Dead dragon wight into a DracoLich.

>> No.21558783

>Human Barbarian in the party tries to grapple the Zombie Dragon.
>His strength is pretty high, so he can usually provided a challenge even for a Minotaur or an Oni.
>Tries to wrestle the Zombie Dragon with all of his might.
>She doesn't even budge and seems unfazed.
>With a blissful, absent-minded expression on her face she lightly swats him away.
>Sends him crashing through a nearby wall.

Oh shit.

>> No.21558791

Then she says Oh-no and goes to provide him "aftercare".

>> No.21558806

Why are dumb zombos so cute? I want a partchwork zombie drag flanked by two patchwork zombies for wives.

>> No.21558811

>Zombie Dragon then does a girly run through the rubble to pick up the barely conscious Barbarian.
>Presses his head against her massive Dragon breasts while cradling him like a small child.
>'You did your best!'
>Barbarian passes out.

>> No.21558815

>Barbarian passes out.
More like
>Barbarian attempts to rage
>It's like all the rage is being sapped out of him
Really, who could get mad at that? That person is the true monster.

>> No.21558817

>mama draco lich
I never knew I wanted this. Would draco liches even be allowed to adopt human boys?

>> No.21558830
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Victoria is the one with the interdimensional threat. Selene is the one with the battle mansion.

>> No.21558832

Because they are just the perfect combo of loyal, loving, and nurturing.

Dragon Zombies would just kidnap human boys, while DracoLiches would go through legal channels and be accepted every time. Note: Human boys refers to human males at any age for Undead dragons.

>> No.21558833

I want to turn a dragon zombie into a dragon wight

>> No.21558841

Cute! I wonder what the barbarians party thinks of this situation?

>> No.21558847

A Zombie Dragon could give him a strong son!

>> No.21558849

>Ywn comfort your hardworking lilim wife after a long day of managing her dominions
>Ywn eat her out from under the desk while she reviews reports and signs orders
It hurts

So uhhh does she end up single or not? Asking for a lilimfag friend. Definitely not me. I'm not the lilimfag. I couldn't be.

>> No.21558851

No, no she could not.

>Dragon wight
Imagine the double embarrassment when she turns.

>> No.21558852

If I know anything about adventuring parties
>"Quick! Loot the place while she's distracted!"

>> No.21558855

The Barbarian's doing his job, valiantly tanking the Zombie Dragon's ruthless assault! His sacrifice should not be in vain!

>> No.21558864

>Inb4 she start Unleashing her Lewd Dragon Zombie Gas in excitement.
>Instantly Turns the women into zombies that rape the men.

>> No.21558876

>Human Rogue quickly turns to the Elvish Priestess in their party.
>'How long can you hold you breath?!'
>"H-How lewd! How dare you suggest tha-"
>She sees the gas spreading out.
>"O-Oh... That's what you meant."

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>shortstack sees your incubus meat log

>> No.21558887
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How now brown fox

>> No.21558894

>Elvish priestess was already monsterized.
>Uses this chance to seduce the Human Rogue.

>> No.21558899

Prime time for a gut punch to make up for all those knife ear jokes.

>> No.21558901

Seconds ago she was probably acting like a spoiled himedere.

>> No.21558905

Never understood why Selene was a battle autist.
Fake esdeath has the hat

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Prime Breeding meat. just ripe for marrying!

>> No.21558918

And thats why you dont make fun of elfs. Never know when they monsterize and decide to rape you.

>> No.21558920

Because Beast is a shonen and fighting game lover. Combine that with a fetish for corruption and demonic women and there you go.
Battle autist Lilim.

>> No.21558932

The almighty P-Cup Draph!

>> No.21558938

>the tallest of them is only 143cm
my fucking dick. I want to bully all the shorties with my dick.

>> No.21558947

Good lord that braid on the one near the middle with the grey hair. My dick.

>> No.21558948

Even better is the build in handlebars!

>> No.21558949

Be careful anon, short girls are terrifying in packs. That’s why you’ve got to pick them off one by one or else they will gang up on you.

>> No.21558964

>tfw you’ll never be proactively dated by a group of short stack Amazoness’ and become the village husband
Sadness covers me like a blanket.

>> No.21558965

This. The short ones are always the most bossy.

>> No.21558969

Well i only want one and they are weak to impregnation. Just gotta isolate and go in for th womb shot.

>> No.21558972

>pack of shorstacks out hunting for human boys lost in the woods
>"Are you sure there's a human boy out here, Maya? Maya?"
>They leader looks around to find one of her pack members is missing
>they go back to where they last saw her and search around, but find nothing
>worse yet, another of them disappeared during the search
>now they are getting worried
>no matter how cautious they try to be while searching for they're missing members, they're numbers keep dwindling until the leader is the only one left
>then she hears rustling in the bushes
>she sneaks through the brush and tries to take the enemy by surprise, only to find her missing party all bound and gagged, struggling while looking at her
>no, looking at something behind her...

>> No.21559006

It’s just Predator but with sex instead of gore.
>shortstack alpha wolfgirl is backed up in a corner screaming “Come on! Rape me! Do it!”

>> No.21559017

She's gonna get made into a trophy wife.

>> No.21559035

What is the point of the mansion anyway?

>> No.21559064

>tfw just woke up from a dream about having a Wurm as a childhood friend
>first part of the dream was us as kids fishing at a lake and holding hands
>then it went into what I could only assume was the present, as we were sitting at home playing video games during a storm
>she turns and looked at me and says “Anon, I love you.”
Then I woke up to the power going out at my apartment.
I just want to know what her name was dammit.

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What's the strongest monster girl a ranger could tame? without using his dick

>> No.21559107

I want so say Grizzlies, but Rangers can't tame anything larger than a medium-sized beast.

>> No.21559116

Dragon if he BELIEVES

>> No.21559127

What new monster girl would you guys like to see?
I wouldn’t mind if KC made a Leviathan girl.

>> No.21559131

Cheshire cat or jabberwock?

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>> No.21559136

I don't think the world could handle such a creature.
I don't think Wonderland would be able to handle such a creature.

>> No.21559140

Phoenix girl or more of Chinese/Korean monsters

>> No.21559141

Wock any day.

>> No.21559147

Good lord.

The last thing Wonderland needs is a smug, purple Cat Dragon.

>> No.21559166

Phoenix or drop bear.

>> No.21559212
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>zombies overrun a town
>quickly take it over
>patient zero has been fed well during all this
>suddenly becomes a wight
>literally knee deep in the dead as zombies are a little slow by every sense of the word
>wight has no idea what's going on
How do things pan out for those few zombies who become wights all on their own? Are they at risk of going feral?

>> No.21559223

Absolute worst case she ends up being the equivalent of some kind of undead mob/Yakuza boss.

>> No.21559232

Now that's a frightening thought.

>> No.21559239

Fuhgeddaboudit. Besides, it could be worse. I could've said "cartel."

>> No.21559247

As long as I don't get some rough-looking Ghouls in suits knocking at my door.

>> No.21559258

No need to worry about that so long as you pay your protection fees. You HAVE paid for your protection, haven't you? I mean, that's an awfully nice pelvis you've got there, sure would be a shame if something were to... Happen to it.

>> No.21559265

Has anyone else here had a negative experience with commissioning that's just put them off the entire thing in general?

>> No.21559312

>when the Mama Bones told Anon he was going to have to pay back his debts by being in a little production she'd been working on, he didn't expect to be seated on a couch making awkward peace signs while 15 zombies in white tees and panties leered at him
>the fact that the cameraghoul leered just as much didn't help matters

>> No.21559315

Not yet, 15 coms or so in it's going great. Sometimes have to wait a bit for them but that's nothing that would put me off.

>> No.21559319

Negative experience? Yes. Put me off of it? No.
If it was just a generic case of taking your money and taking forever or not producing at all then threaten to make it a legal issue if they won't refund. If they gave you shit in return for your money just to get you off their back make it known. If they're being nice about it all cut them a bit of slack but if they're being pricks about it post screenshots of the conversation and ruin them. Then just learn from your experience and move on.

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It's bound to happen. Artists and drawfags are literally retarded and lazy. The worst thing I've personally had to deal with was a long wait time.
Some good practices are asking for a sketch before they get too involved with it. This allows for changes to be made early and easily since they have a tendency to butcher your words in your commission prompt. Ask for updates, especially if it's a more involved project. Don't be afraid to have them correct their fuck-ups, and trust me; they will fuck it up along the way. If they don't do WIPs, get the fuck out of Dodge. Attempt to be polite even though you know you're dealing with a retard.

>T. Anon who has commissioned dozens of MGE related art

>> No.21559352

Oh they weren't a prick, it was an almost complete lack of communication, ignoring a slight modification I wanted (I mean it was pretty minor so it's not too bad) and then acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do.
The art itself is pretty good at least.

>> No.21559353

Posts like these remind me how much I want to recreate zombie horror films into ‘horror’ films with a massive zombie harem! I want to be eaten alive over and over again by them!

>> No.21559364

Not him, but having an artist who regularly posts their comm work never post what they made for you is kind of a bad feel. I don’t like knowing that they might be embarrassed of it, or w/e other reasons they might have for never showing it alongside all their other projects.

>> No.21559366

Oops, meant for >>21559352

>> No.21559369

>and then acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do
This probably isn't your fault or anything or even theirs, sometimes it seems like an artist posts everything but they could be leaving out 1/3 of what they actually draw either through forgetfulness or saving it for when they have a content drought due to being busy.

>> No.21559371

That's just being shysty but if you got what you wanted in a relatively timely manner take what you got but don't come back and warn others about it. It probably won't do much but if enough customers come back with complaints like that then either the artist will have to shape up or they'll dry up.
This anon >>21559333 has the right of it when it comes to how the artist should act towards the customer and how the customer should respond to iffy artists.

>> No.21559501

Fucking wew, thank you so much for this picture it's wonderful.

>> No.21559530

This is probably true, in most cases. Too bat that there are more random people like >>21559333, but taken out of context (some of it isn't meant literally, it's just angry bitching) and used in an across the board way sort of way. Being an artist must double suck.

>> No.21559538

>then acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do.

You'd be surprised how often these guys don't post everything on twitter. It might seem like it but some artists keep certain pictures for their patreon rewards and such.

>> No.21559582

To give the fighty monsters a charce at getting what they want without dying in a war.

>> No.21559609 [DELETED] 

It's a childhood friend fetish from my fellow nocturnally bioluminescent American Counterintelligence homo sapient.

>> No.21559614

It's a childhood friend fetish from my fellow nocturnally bioluminescent American Counterintelligence homo sapient.

>> No.21559620
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It's summer, go hit the beach.

>> No.21559650

I wish she would spank her ass with her own tail as an invitation to fuck it into oblivion

>> No.21559657

Fuck navy
Go army

>> No.21559733

>you will never have a hellhound girlfriend who leglocks you and digs her claws deep into your back while viciously pounding your cock as hard as possible, all while moaning and howling like the literal bitch she is.

>> No.21559747

Sasuga me, I started saving this and the last used folder was my anubis folder.

>> No.21559792
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It's too hot

I want to hug an Ice Queen

>> No.21559798
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It's cooler in the water.

>> No.21559863
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>like lamias
>dislike heat and the sun

>> No.21559912

KC is tweeting more this week than he has the entire year so far, it's refreshing to see.

>> No.21559942

>fuck going for easier officer ladders, technical training, and civilization
>instead go for backpack toting grunt work that has ticks, total woods shitting, and extra marching
>manly backpacker still has to bum rides at the kiddie pool

Yeah. We all know the superior choice. Don't worry, kohai. Navy-senpai will still make sure you get there on time. Remember to wash behind your ears, you dirty little goblins.

>> No.21559990

I want to know who you are just so i can blacklist you

>> No.21560001

>the worst thing I've personally had to deal with was a long wait time
>let me proceed to whine about how artists are retarded
Honestly all of that sounds more like you being a faggot than anything else.
t. another anon who has commissioned a lot of MGE art

>> No.21560017

Probably vorefag. He likes trolls and acts like a dick towards artists.

>> No.21560019

No, I've had a guy be a real petulant shit that I didn't want to deal with in the future, but he more or less drew what I paid for.

Another guy left me hanging for months when the comm was almost ready, but the only way around that would be to pay upon delivery, which nobody wants to do for obvious reasons.

>> No.21560056

I once used a pic of astolfo as a reference for a commission before I knew who astolfo was. The guy never let it go and kept on fucking with me about it long after the fact.

>> No.21560073

As well he should. Astolfo is best waifu in Fate, but artfag is correct to torment you forever over this. Let Astolfo's perky willing red eye ease your frustrations, like a normal person, instead of bitching about it like a faggot.

>> No.21560078

The best cooling system would be a loli Ice Queen sitting in your lap. With both of you naked and your cock buried inside her pear-shaped body

>> No.21560079

Sounds like you're the problem. Every artist I've ever worked with has been nothing but polite, communicated when messaged and put up with my autism for details. Only one took longer than I'd like but hey, life happens.

t. anon addicted to commissions.
That's a pretty funny story to be fair, based artist.

>> No.21560082

At this point I dont trust characters without obvious breasts

>> No.21560127

>Not wanting to be balls deep in one of the best waifus that the unoriginal, stale franchise miracuously coughed up

>> No.21560129

Are lolis potential traps in disguise? The Sabbath will certainly be offended by that.

>> No.21560182

He's about to an hero so the guy's dotting his I's pretty much.

>> No.21560206
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Why are gremlins so cute?

>> No.21560227

How mad would a Hellhound get if everytime she tried to rape me I sprayed her with a water bottle?

>> No.21560235

Very. I wouldn't recommend it though because it will just stack up. When she unleash it all the rape will be legendary.

>> No.21560251

They're vapid thots, those are usually percieved cute by low iq men.

>> No.21560254

He's lately twitting lots of snippets and little prompts. For example:

>That 'one guy' who always act jealous of MC's harem in harem animes? Did you know, accroding to the survey done in MGE world, the reason why he doesn't get to have an harem of his own is very likely because his tsundere childhood MG friend already marked him with her pheromones secretly?

Stuffs like this. Probably getting a lot of ideas lately

>> No.21560258

Reading KC’s twitter through translate is a wild ride

>> No.21560267

Even Sunohara would get a waifu in MGE.
Seeing more casual talk from the guy is nice and I'm glad he realizes how good tsundere monster girls are.

>> No.21560277

>Tsunderes secretly blueballing him and denying him his harem
Damn, she better act fast, because if she doesn't rape him he sure will rape her instead.

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>> No.21560280

>tfw derogatory terms for women (i.e. thot, ho, slut) become badges of honor for MGs who just came through the portals and know nothing of human customs

>> No.21560285

Could a unicorn be a tsundere? Asking for a friend here.

>> No.21560304

>Everyone gets a waifu in MGE
Everyone? even the evil/villains/bullies?

>tfw you will never find redemption in a MG that leads you towards the path of good deeds and kinky sex

>> No.21560323

>Q:What type of men do monstergirls dislike?
>A:They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

>> No.21560337

So not only does he get his friend's harem of loving girls rubbed in his face, he also has to deal with the fact that the only monstergirl who will ever love him is a fucking tsundere.
I'd fucking end myself.
The very fact that KC has confirmed tsundere as a possible monster trait pisses me off.

>> No.21560347

>"causing others misfortune is fun!".
This is the one reason I'll always say Tanukis deserve to be punished. Monster girls don't like men who enjoy causing misfortune but the dumb raccoons cost men their lively hoods and cause so much stress.

>> No.21560348

Well, another of his tweets is

>That blonde, tanned guys who always try to hit on MC's girls in beach episodes? They usually fade out once the girls politely refuse but what actually happens to them is that they soon feel tappings on their shoulder and when they turn to see what it is, they see bunch of succubus onee-sans and they soon become of state that will never be able to hit on girls again

So yeah, not unless you are an actual psychopath, it does seem like everybody gets to have a MG

>> No.21560361

There will always be the Yeti that thinks everyone can change with enough love. Bless her.

>> No.21560370
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Bee anon here, it's that time again.

>> No.21560374

No it isn't. Go back to your honeycomb.

>> No.21560375
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How new are you?

>> No.21560376

What measurements does you waifu have?

>> No.21560381

>I foreclosed your home so you have no choice to move in with me!

>> No.21560382

Why not? Or better yet, why not ask him directly? KC usually responds very well when you mention him

>> No.21560387

>tfw you will never be held lovingly in your queen's four arms as you impregnate her with you 47th daughter

>> No.21560391

What if the plottwist is that the snake hair is actually his waifu?

>> No.21560393

>A:They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

This honestly makes no sense, considering lack of empathy is caused by factors outside one's control and the fact brainwashing MGs exist. Are the NEETs/overworkers supposed to gain anything from excluding those two groups?

>> No.21560394

Is it hip to fuck bees still?

>> No.21560396
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Please anon I cannot contain it. I CANNOT CONTAIN IT!

>> No.21560399

Medusa's been a thing since 2007.
>ntr guys getting gang raped by succs and learning the error of their ways
KC has a big heart.

>> No.21560401

Tsundere is just punishment though. I'd sooner live alone than live with some emotionally abusive bitch.

>> No.21560405
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Its always hip to fuck bees.

Imagine the ENTIRE HIVE wanting to fuck you.

>> No.21560409

yeah pretty grimdarkish

>> No.21560411

>"Hmph, Anon is so lewd. I'd never settle for an impure man like him...but I have to keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't act inappropriately towards any other girls."

>> No.21560417

The reason why he's calling you out is because the golden rule of MGE is that whatever you don't want to happen, don't happen. So how about stop bitching and shut the fuck up?

>> No.21560420

>Ratatoskr reporter found petrified in the lawn of a Medusa's home
>Her bag contains an unreleased news article saying "Local Medusa is actually in love with Anon despite her actions"

>> No.21560426

i hope its a big titty rata. I wanna buy it and molest it until she depetrifys and rapes me.

>> No.21560429

That’s the stuff, bonus points if she wears armor and a sword and tries to “protect” the other girls from you, but in reality it’s just so that you only look at her.
The look on her face after you snap at her one day and tell her to fuck off and never talk to you again is truly heartbreaking.

>> No.21560430

No need to be an ass about it, but you're right.

>> No.21560435
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There are turtlegirls if you absolutely need to smack a bitch. Go ahead, she wants you to beat her slow ass. She's late with the sandwiches for a reason.

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>> No.21560441

This is the thing I hate about people hating on tsunderes; it’s like they can’t change anything about them at all, that they’re stuck as this bitchy person and there’s nothing you can do about it. Bitch you’re gonna be with them for the rest of your life of course they’ll change their demeanor and mannerisms if you don’t like it. It pains me to see how many people here have never seen an actual loving relationship between two people.

>> No.21560442

This is the part where she rapes some sense into you

>> No.21560453
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Tsundere's done right are not at all like that. A lot of anime and manga pretty much flanderized the concept of tsundere (in that they neglect to include enough of the "dere"). That's not a problem in the MGE, heck there is even a spell that tsundere monsters use on themselves to help them be more open with their feelings!

>> No.21560454

Does she reluctantly wear the sexy armor that shows off her curves?
Also, after she runs off, Anon chases her and they confess their feels for each other before having pure, loving sex. Perfect end.

>> No.21560464
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You guys are dicks

>> No.21560466

>maso-turtle purposefully trying to irritate Anon so he'll get rough with her
What a shameless little slut. She's gonna get what she deserves. Namely, lots of spankings.

>> No.21560473

>Does she reluctantly wear the sexy armor that shows off her curves?

>> No.21560479

You know what they say, they are what they like.

>> No.21560481

Why is this oni so fuckable?

>> No.21560482

But I thought you loved them?

Sorry, couldn't help myself but you really walked into that one

>> No.21560486

I want to be a famous heroes best friend tank. I want her then to get pslimed and rape me in the middle of the night before we corrupt the rest of the guild.

>> No.21560505

I had an idea for a story about a paladin and his angel companion coming back from battle to find out that the angel was infected by a Lilims DE and they’re trying their best to battle it but it eventually infects the entire convent they’re at and sexual shenanigans ensue.

>> No.21560511

I once read a similar story to this, but instead of an angel it was a Valkyrie. Can't remember the name though.

>> No.21560515
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Can one's Nee-chan be too cute? I just want to pick her up and hold her close.

>> No.21560517

Remember that she steps out of the kitchen because she wants attention. Give her the kind that makes her blood rush. Angle of impact is important.

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>> No.21560527

Nee-chans can never be too cute or too lewd

>> No.21560528

Oh nooooo...

Careful with that, that'd put her at dicking height. She might get the wrong idea.

>> No.21560529

I have heard legends that she can squeeze a man for what he's worth with just a single paizuri alone, is that true?

>> No.21560541
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>tfw the tsundere secret admirer is also part of the friend protag's harem

>> No.21560543

Well yes, but she's usually going to draw it out over several orgasms.

>> No.21560553

That makes no sense anon, MGE girl can't be in love with more than one guy at a time.

>> No.21560554

>She might get the wrong idea.
What do you mean? I'm sure she's wrapping her legs around my waist right now just so she can hug me more without worrying about slipping.

>> No.21560561

It's really the eyes that make her so pretty. Would worship, and breed with, and then attempt to conquer the lands of the Pharaoh and Apophis with.

>> No.21560568

What about those particular MGs that are in love with a guy and with the little guy inside his pants at the same time?

>> No.21560571

Common mistranslation; what's actually meant is that she squeezes a man dry with her never ending paizuri. It's one go composed of several smaller goes. Without rest.

>> No.21560572

Smol oni

>> No.21560577

Silly Anon. Bees can't conquer a desert. There's barely any flowers to pollinate.

>> No.21560586

You could probably fight Redcaps and Myconids as well. Box 'em around, they love it.

>> No.21560588

Whatever will bee will bee.

>> No.21560598

Life finds a way. We'd improvise, bringing pollen and honey with us, seeking cactus flowers in oasis's, making sand wasp/mud-dobber style hives underground like the Khepris. Or even better, domesticating the Khepris into our ranks.

>> No.21560599
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This is the ideal couple, you may not like it but this is what peak waifu looks like.

>> No.21560609

I never actually played the game.

>> No.21560614

That's actually a pretty tempting fate.

>> No.21560623

>you spurt your load between her tits
>you expect her to let you go, but she immediately continues to message, squeeze, and stroke your swollen member with her heavenly soft breasts
>she praises you for being such a good otouto and cheers you on to shoot lots more of you thick ball cream
>after several more loads, part of you wants to stop, but another part of you wants to keep fucking her tits even more
Nee-chan is a little scary

>> No.21560624
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You climb giant beasts, slay them, and then ride around on your centaur wife to the next one, repeat process.

And then your centaur wife dies.

>> No.21560625

What would be more frightening to see in a dark alley? A pack of lolis? Or a pack of shortstacks?

>> No.21560629

You say domesticating, but I hear "turning them into more of your concubines"

>> No.21560638

I know all this but I feel nothing.

>> No.21560641

Pack of shortstacks. Once they surround you and press you from all sides with their big tits, it's over. You'll be the pack boyfriend for sure.

>> No.21560643

Lolis. Why would they be in a dark alley if not for sinister purposes? I would walk among the stacks feeling perfectly safe.

>> No.21560644

It's a good scary. That you get aftercare for enduring is just icing.

>> No.21560646
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Very scary!

>> No.21560664

>Why would they be in a dark alley if not for sinister purposes?
Everyone knows dark alleys are the best places to give away free beer and rock albums.

>> No.21560666

>You will never get a cool paizuri from your Yuki-Onna onee-chan during the summer
Why does god hate us so much?

>> No.21560672

Because you did this Satan.

>> No.21560673

It would keep the beer cool... alright, their story checks out.

>> No.21560679

Well the Khepris are an industrious people, so I'm sure I'd have to spend plenty of time helping them make their dark matter orbs. In between that and breeding with the Queen Bee, I'll have my work cut out for me before we've even added the Mantis tribe to the Hive.

>> No.21560684

>you’ll never be caught in the middle of a turf war between the Sabbath Scouts and the Short Stacks
>more realistically it’s your dick that’s caught in the middle

>> No.21560694

Does enrolling in the Air Force give you the opportunity to serve as a dickthrone or chair for a monster’s fat ass?

>> No.21560695

>anon basically becomes a Druid because he fucked all the insect girls in an entire forest and made them all his wives
There’s a story somewhere in that but I’m too drunk to write now.

>> No.21560699

I wonder how the military would change with MGs in the world, or would they pretty much abolish the military so there will be no more men dying?

>> No.21560702

The military would still exist because I'm sure there are girls who like marching up and down the square.

>> No.21560706

Meh I’m more of a whiskey guy myself, but do they have actual records too? I love my vinyl collection and would love some original presses.

>> No.21560711

Wyverns enthusiastically say yes. If nothing else, the military would continue to exist as a glorified community service organization and excuse to wear uniforms.

>> No.21560713

The military would be made up of monsters instead of men. They're supposed to be stronger than humans in general, why would they have the weaker sex doing all the dangerous combat?

>> No.21560714

I feel like they would put the military in more of a parade fashion, women still go crazy for a man in uniform.

>> No.21560716

Well if you do, please include that they'd all wear cute and skimpy Bee colony uniforms, regardless of species.

>> No.21560756

Yeah some negative experiences, I mean just two artist who took the money and ran. Other than that not really. Fucking hate waiting and not knowing if these fucks are going to eventually deliver.

>> No.21560764
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You should feel something from that spoiler anon.

Centaur Waifus are some of the most cherished lasses across all different MG platforms.

>> No.21560766

Those Tanukis have gone too far this time

>> No.21560769

Not my horse, like I said I never played the game.

>> No.21560780

>A military Anon who was supposed to do desk work gets assigned to a base in the front lines by some paperwork mistake
>The MGs there warm up to the idea fast as his presence there cheers up everybody in the base and nothing could possibly happen to him with many hardy as fuck soldier girls watching over him
>One day though the base gets swarmed by an attack where Anon gets injured
>However, the day is saved when suddenly everyone in the base goes in a craze when they see Anon injured and pull a heroic countercharge on the enemy
>Ever since, they are triple the careful around him
And that's the tale of how Anon got a full base of military girls go yandere for him.

>> No.21560782
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Who is this hacker, 4chan?

>> No.21560798

There was a devil bug in my room yesterday night around 11 PM. It flew in front of me and was hiding under my computer desk. How do I get rid of it? I don't know where it's at now. Do I need to deep clean my room?

>> No.21560802

>Why does god hate us so much?
Back when Christians were getting their asses kicked by the ottomans they thought it was because of iconography.

>> No.21560809

>Took the money and ran
Can't you do chargebacks on those? So far the worst I've seen are bare bones communication and the occasional long wait, but paranoia over this sort of thing happening means I'll only ever comm artists people on the thread or discord recommend just in case.

>> No.21560820
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>I don't know, but I'm gonna marry him!

>> No.21560828

She has to be a hacker herself to find him though.

>> No.21560833

Maybe we can get our waifus if we go iconoclast?

>> No.21560848

Im not sure, I might try if the last guy I commissioned doesn't reply soon. I just want my lewd waifu pictures.

>> No.21560857

Gas your room

>> No.21560860

She's closer to the air force so I would see if In can get a desk job if I had to join.

>> No.21560868

I’ve gotten dozens of commissions and the vast majority of them have been at least decent experiences. I tend to be fairly picky and self conscious about it, but they’ve all usually at least maintained professionalism. There have been some rather egregious wait times, but in those cases the artist was either working through a queue or going through things and very apologetic.

That being said, I have had to pull out of the process a few times before any work or money changes hands because the artist sets off red flags.

>> No.21560877

>the artist sets off red flags
Elaborate on this please. What should i look for in an artist?

>> No.21560883

What is one job you’d jump at the chance for in MGC?
I’d love to become a coach of the MGCU softball team.

>> No.21560886

[citation needed]

>> No.21560895

Slime rancher as usual. Wherever I go, I must also collect Slimes.

>> No.21560908

>acting like the project never even happened on their site and twitter when they post everything they do.

Kind of had that happen to me over the last day, but I'm pretty sure I know why so I'm not terribly worried about it.
>Artist always posts cute, colourful images of their art and comms
>Then there's me with my glowing red demon realm night sky and tall wife glaring down at the viewer.
I'd actually be surprised if she showcased it when it sticks out so much.
>I'll only ever comm artists people on the thread or discord recommend just in case.
Same. It's the best way to be sure.

>> No.21560917

Mostly just them expressing distaste for my ideas or girls, or being unwilling to send any WIPs. No WIPs is fine for cheap/free requests, but if I’m paying any substantial bit of money then at least one status report partway through is absolutely necessary to make sure I’m getting what I paid for.

Don’t be afraid to ask any questions you may have, usually that’s a great way to gauge an artist.

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>> No.21560925

Pest control, I want to be the first line of defense against feral mousegirls!

>> No.21560932

>I'll only ever comm artists people on the thread or discord recommend just in case.
Either this, or I’ll follow an artist for a couple months or so to feel them out a bit.

>> No.21560935

>a whole softball team
I commend your sacrifice

>> No.21560944

>Kind of had that happen to me over the last day, but I'm pretty sure I know why so I'm not terribly worried about it.
If you're who you think I think you are don't worry about it, she has a back log of images to post and usually gets around to it in a week.

>> No.21560955

Thanks, but I'm not worried. The artist did a stellar job and I'm really pleased with the result. A lower res version showing up on her twitter is just a nice little bonus.

>> No.21560957
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I find it hard to believe you don't know the basics of MGE pair bonding, but I'll humor you.

World Guide 1: Relations with monsters:

>After a monster assaults and has sex with a man, in the case that the monster liked the man, she won't release the man afterwards. She'll want to keep him at her side, continuing to have sex to gain essence. In this way, when a monster really likes a man, her instinct ends up recognizing him as her husband. Only female monsters exist, and human men are males to them. They do get married, but to monsters being married isn't just emotion and an agreement. Their interest and lust for the man who becomes their “husband” swells. They become extremely fond of the odor of his sweat, and the taste of his semen, and it highly arouses them. They end up having even greater “appetite” “lust” and “affection” for the man. On the other hand, their lust and interest in other men grows thin. Their essence tastes bland, or even disgusting. And then, they stop acknowledging men other than their “husband” as males or prey, and they only seek and have sex with their “husband.”

This kind of pair bonding also applies even if the monster hasn't had sex with him yet and has fallen in love in a more conventional manner. Her body will recognize the man as her husband and change accordingly.

>> No.21560959

For some reason, bartender is leaping to mind. It's a terrible idea and I don't even drink much, but I can't get the idea out of my head now.

>> No.21560960

I have a need for a Demon/Inari hybrid.

>> No.21560981
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Devious mofus.

>> No.21560985
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Surely at least one of these is your horse Rolf.

>> No.21560989

Oh, there was also this one time where an artist finished a commission for me, then several months later they posted it publicly crediting some other artist with the coloring work. They never ok’d that with me, never did it with any of their previous works (as far as I know) and even made it seem as though they were the one coloring it during the process.

>> No.21560995

Lightweight looks the most fun.

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> Time to move aside little ones
<-- *cue dramatic entrance*

>> No.21561054

Going to tie her to a silver cross and put clamps on those tiddies!

>> No.21561056

A pack of Wendis with glowing eyes from their coats

>> No.21561070

I want to give her at least 5 dhampir daughters.

>> No.21561086

If I fuck an edgelord, will I cut my dick?

>> No.21561117

No, you will cut her hymen.

>> No.21561126
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>So uhhh does she end up single or not?
Married and even later on with a daughter

>> No.21561130

She’s a good ol country girl so she uses acres pretty often

>> No.21561159

you're being gay, anon.

>> No.21561176

I am not gay!

>> No.21561202

I’m thinking of trying to write a story how do you write good dialogue?

>> No.21561206

Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 222. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. A lot also came from the wiki. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/XDEHPPCL

>> No.21561220

>get a holstaur into doom and custom wads
>she uses it as an outlet for pent-up milking aggression when you're away
>starts getting knee-deep in retro fps games
>plays quake live on the side
>is the proud owner of a Strife promo poster
>her gaming rig has little plastic bull horns
>eventually becomes so immersed in the gamezone that she skips milk day for three weeks
>gets so pent up that she sneaks up on you in your sleep for a surprise nursing handjob
>always wakes you up by saying I'm about to make you my bitch, suck it down. while forcing a titty into your mouth

>> No.21561224


>Doesn't know a proper vampire from a loli

>> No.21561230

Are you me?
>Daikatana reference
Never mind. I'd never subject my wife to that.

>> No.21561236

Read any Iron beast story and that then add more feeling.

>> No.21561238

>wake up aggressive milkdom
New fetish.

>> No.21561245
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Reminder that the succubi traits inherited by all monsters mean they can tell if you're a slut for their kind just by you being near them.

>> No.21561251

Somehow I don't think that would've been a problem for them anyway.

>> No.21561258

>wow to write dialogue
>read iron beast
He's the worst example you could choose anon, and I'm not even the hater.

>> No.21561260
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I suppose I should have appended that with "even if you don't know it yet."

>> No.21561269
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>citing KC

>> No.21561270

I think he was going with a "not what to do" joke.

>> No.21561281

I gave an example of MGE lore, you asked for a citation on it, I gave it. What's the issue?

>> No.21561284

He was replying to someone specifically asking about MGE you retard.

>> No.21561293

sadly i'll probably never be near them

>> No.21561303

>The nude hellhound pic by Fiship
This just made my week

>> No.21561311

Tell me this is a shop.

>> No.21561321

It is, if memory serves me right it was made by grigori or one of his buddies.

>> No.21561323

it is

>> No.21561325

Are you the guy from the pic?

>> No.21561329

Damn, that sucks-
>With a daughter
You had my interest, but now you have my attention.

>> No.21561353

She is a suicidal retard murder bot.

>> No.21561360

But she's a lilim and I'm a lilimfag. Also, maybe she'll chill out with some dick in her life. Preferably mine.

>> No.21561366

Try having a normal fucking conversation with somebody and transcribing that to a story.

>> No.21561404

>Hellhound rides you reverse cowgirl style
>You stick your finger up her butthole
What happens next?

>> No.21561412

It depends on your finger.

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>> No.21561447

I always heard there was a spot on a woman that would make her bark like a dog. I think we just found it.

>> No.21561466
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You want to get right at the base of the tail for howling.

>> No.21561479

What’s so funny cat?

>> No.21561487
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>Her eyes go wide as she lets out a small yelp
>Can't stop yourself from chuckling a bit as she glares at you
>Suddenly she pulls your finger out of her ass, and pulls herself off your dick
>Lines it up with her asshole as her eye flames burn even brighter
>Wrings you dry with her asshole
>Cuddles you afterwards with you as the little spoon

>> No.21561488

I thought we were past the "Beast sucks" thing.

>> No.21561518

He doesn't suck, his dialogue just needs some serious work. It always comes across as some awkward teenage fanfiction.net stuff because it isn't natural at all.

>> No.21561523

Being an MGC bartender - at a low-key place, not a club - sounds really comfy.

This sounds weird but I think there would be a market for monster counseling. Either for human women (and potentially their husbands) learning to cope with their monsterization, men trying to understand their wives' inhuman traits, or men and monsters dealing with whatever problems in their lives. I like the idea of helping people.

>> No.21561534

I honestly thought it was fine.

>> No.21561551

Mofu Club owner, someone has to keep those fluffy girls fresh and pampered

>> No.21561555

I just want to serve drinks to matronly monsters. Specifically foxes, but a demon or two might be nice.

>> No.21561573

Is there any particular reason why we shouldn't cite the guy who, you know, created the story?

>> No.21561576

Imagine MILF regulars trying to set you up with their daughters and nieces.

>> No.21561591

Imagine MILF regulars trying to set you up with thrmselves!

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>> No.21561595

She has an original Sticky Fingers, with the zipper! She’s been practicing with it.

>> No.21561596

>Use "no, ma'am, I'd rather have you" with a coy smile as your default defense to such attempts
>YFW one takes you seriously
>HFW you actually weren't joking.
Actually, that would probably make one a glorified host, wouldn't it? At least there'd be a counter between you and the customers.

>> No.21561607

>I don't even drink much
that makes you perfect for the job because you aren't supposed to get high off your own supply

>> No.21561608

cheshire is hungry, what should i fetch for her to eat?

>> No.21561611

eggo waffles

>> No.21561615

Before anyone says anything, I was referring to unmarried ones offering to set you up with a niece. I wonder how married MG would react to playful flirting, though.

>> No.21561619

House painter, considering just how different each and every monster is their homes will be unique so each job would feel fresh

>> No.21561625

breakfast was like 5 hours, anon

>> No.21561627

That would be cute, though I was imagining married MGs myself. Dunno why. Maybe I think I'm not good enough to get a girl on my own merits and need her mother or aunt to move things along lmao

>> No.21561629

I mean, you should still know how the supply tastes though, right? It's one thing not to drink on the job, but my booze knowledge has the depth of a kiddy pool.

>> No.21561640

>my booze knowledge has the depth of a kiddy pool.
That's why you get a Satyros assistant

>> No.21561642

>letting societal bonds shackle you into only eating certain foods at certain times

>> No.21561656

That's a long breakfast. I don't think you and your wife "eating" each other really counts, though.

>> No.21561662

>not letting society decide what's best for what time to eat certain food to prevent belly aches and acquire a prestigious and controllable craving for food
wonderland is a cesspool of unnatural diets, guess that explains why jabberwock is a glutton

>> No.21561663

meant to say 5 hours ago

>> No.21561674

He's fine, he just has weird ideas about what monstergirls should be doing.

>> No.21561677
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That's not nice

>> No.21561768

>guess that explains why jabberwock is a glutton
Hey that's rude

>> No.21561794

Are there any good foot fetish stories?

>> No.21561811

Spin it as sexual appetite.

>> No.21561815

Hat lim 2.0

>> No.21561816

anything with Lamia

>> No.21561825
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No shit if she's Viccy's daughteru

>> No.21561849

I like it when strong monsters are raised by weaker ones like a kobold giving birth to a hellhound

>> No.21561852

What does that even mean?
His monstergirls are MGE standard.

>> No.21561854

so is taking a man's virginity without his permission but we're all allowed to do what we please, right? checkmate, rapists.

>> No.21561859

if she were in the same bed as me, i'd sleep the opposite direction from her so she doesn't get any cute and funny idea

>> No.21561862

>a kobold giving birth to a hellhound

>> No.21561863

Did the little fucker do any fucking tho? It's important.

>> No.21561869

>kobold giving birth to a hellhound
damn, that's like a woman giving birth to the devil or his child in a really old horror movie

>> No.21561872

Turns out listening to the devil's music of Rock ’n’ Roll while pregnant is a bad idea

>> No.21561875

So what would that be for other species? A Zombie with a Wight kid?

>> No.21561888
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In her own story, yeah. Basically:
>One of the paladins from Victoria's story has to go to Wonderland because they caught whiff that the lovecraftian horror went there
>Turns out she did go there and things are getting pretty horrific
>The paladin trying to figure out what is going on eventually comes across a smol lilim
>As the story progresses and he goes through hardships he learns that the smol lilim is actually Victoria's daughteru who came from a Bad End timeline in the future because the paladin would've gotten rekt in Wonderland and wouldn't return to warn or far worse things that'd happen back home, so the two countries of the first story would get rekt and she'd be all that remains
>The lilim helps the paladin but due to timeline fuckery, since that'd be altering the timeline before she'd even be born and erasing the causes that made her go back in time, and even shaped her as a person in her upbringing, if they succeeded she'd be erased

>> No.21561895

>End up realizing that I misread it and took fucking as adjective rather than verb

>> No.21561900

imp giving birth to an arch-imp
yuki-onna giving birth to a tsurara-onna
succubus giving birth to a lilem
holstaur giving birth to a ushi-oni
alp giving birth to an incubus
human woman giving birth to a baphomet
chief goddess giving birth to a second demon lord
too far?

>> No.21561907
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>chief goddess
>ever giving birth

>> No.21561927

>chief goddess giving birth to a second demon lord
the fuck would that cause would monsters be half succ half angel?

>> No.21561941
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I wanna mating press this lolim.

>> No.21561944

>A Zombie with a Wight kid?
So would it be like that book where the normal kid has a mentally disabled mom?

>> No.21561972
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Do not mating press the lolim

>> No.21561994

What about hugging and hand holding

>> No.21562005

Dumb Lolim, how'd she hide her horns under that sombrero?

>> No.21562008

The things I'd do to the cheshire cat, the unholy, depraved, degenerate things.

>> No.21562022

I like the idea of a Cheshire desperately trying to be prim and proper.

>> No.21562033

>desperately trying to be prim and proper.
but that goes against everything wonderland

>> No.21562036

She'd be fun to sexually harass.

>> No.21562056

Bet she won't last 10 minutes!

>> No.21562063

>Dos Por Uno Especial
>Two for one special
Who's the other one?

>> No.21562080

If it's a bet you know she will do it just to win and rub it in your face

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>> No.21562090

By "it" you mean her ass right?

>> No.21562096
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You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.21562110

T-That's not how you eat those! Derrota no!

>> No.21562111

What's with all these fucking monsters always trying to eat my burrito?

>> No.21562118

Wait, is her name really Derrota? It means "defeat" in spanish.

>> No.21562123
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> *surprise-gentle-glomp-from-her*

That was a good answer

>> No.21562141

The story is called Victory and Defeat, IIRC, so it makes sense. (I haven't actually read it, so I could have misremembered)

>> No.21562148 [SPOILER] 
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Shortstack sandworm

>> No.21562149

Viccy really wanted her daughter to get mating pressed in an instant loss 2koma.

>> No.21562156

I dunno why, but a MG named "defeat" makes me think of the most cumdumpy maledom fantasy of a MG ever. And my erection likes it.

>> No.21562157

I might be starting to warm up to her.

>> No.21562167

Could be. Like I said, I haven't read it. Mostly because, as a lilimfag, I'm not sure I want to read a lilim get with a guy who I can't self-insert into. I know I'm petty.

>> No.21562173

>I'm not sure I want to read a lilim get with a guy who I can't self-insert into.
Don't worry, you have pretty patrician tastes there. I can't do that either.

>> No.21562179

A wholesome family.
>Amanda frowned into her lunch box
>roughly a pound of raw ground beef stared back at her next to a side of plain rice
>it was obvious Mom had done the lunches today
>a niggling part of her wondered if she might swap lunches with the hellhound seated next to her but the idea was discarded
>but nonetheless she began to nibble at it
>Mom had put the big wobbly ketchup heart Amanda loved on it after all
>she must have been at that for a full half hour
>Amanda resolved to try her hand at lunches tomorrow

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Little big moo.

>> No.21562195

Zombie momster's smile is worth protecting.

>> No.21562202
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A reminder that if your waifu is over a thousand years old, then she was most likely a dude at one point or another and thus you are screwing an alp.

>> No.21562210

Jokes on you, i had a thing for dragons even before the current monster lord took over.

>> No.21562211

Don't touch it.

>> No.21562215

Thanks anon. For what it's worth, though, I liked Losenis's other stories about the demons and Druella. For some reason it doesn't bother me headcanoning that Druella is in a loving, committed
relationship. She's a qt, she deserves it.

>> No.21562217

It's going to be touched. Like a cow, it demands to be.

>> No.21562229

why would the dad let his wife make lunch if he knows she would mess it up?

>> No.21562231

Gimme the undead draph harem

>> No.21562233

>an ancient dragon can't be female

>> No.21562235

Because she will cry due to feeling useless. I'm certain he doesn't want that to happen.

>> No.21562240

Druella would be a qt if she didn't had this yandere-tier obsession with going Alexander and conquering the world.

>> No.21562246

The odds are still greater than zero.

>> No.21562249

That just makes her cuter to me!

>> No.21562258

Im surprised the mom isn't a wight yet, I bet when she transforms she will be happy

>> No.21562262

I wonder if there were sick fucks among the ancient MGE humans who tried to dick the monster anyways.

>> No.21562274

do electric sheep dream of boys?

>> No.21562279

>desert man tries to dick sandworm

>> No.21562282

Fucking some wouldn't even be that weird (though potentially fatal). Take kitsune, succubi or polymorphed dragons for example.

>> No.21562285
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Word of KC straight from the World Guides is "yes."

>> No.21562288

Lamias, and harpies, among others, were all female and dependent on humans to reproduce back then too. Course the man was normally killed afterwards (barring times the monsters managed to resist the human-killing instinct and fall in love).

>> No.21562290

>pervy old man about to dick an old monstrous baphomet
>demon lord takes over and mamono mana happens
>sees the cute girl and tries to walk away in disgust
>rape happens

>> No.21562310

Cute ancient evil.

>> No.21562324
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>who are you calling "ancient"?

>> No.21562325

>tfw you are now a madman and a sick fuck for trying to dick the fox
>but in the future, far down the line, there will be kitsune communities that will associate you with some kind of creation myth
I don't know if i want to be remembered forever as the guy who tried to dick an actual monster.

>> No.21562328
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Sorry, OLD evil, is that better?

>> No.21562340
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Every slime needs a cool hat.

>> No.21562352

But every cool hat needs a slime, though?

>> No.21562353

How would a slime know which hat is cool?

>> No.21562357
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You are walking through the forest and you find a Jinko in heat pleasing herself, so you have to walk away VERY slowly and carefully so she doesnt notice you.

>> No.21562361

good thing I can just turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.21562367

Good thing i haven't fapped in weeks. Even if she spots me i would probably survive the whole ordeal.

>> No.21562369
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But if you turn 360 degrees, you'll be facing the same direction you did when you started!

>> No.21562372
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Dark Slimes are the smartest slimes, so they know well enough.

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>Dark Slimes are the smartest slimes

>> No.21562391

silly autism dog, I moon walked

>> No.21562413
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New wife commission. I'm really happy with this one!

>> No.21562422

She'd subject herself. Every idfag goes through that period of morbid curiosity in which they play daikatana

>> No.21562427

Looks like an ara ara type.

>> No.21562428

Some species were still female only so not really

>> No.21562438

if its cute who cares

>> No.21562440

which ones?

>> No.21562445

Lamias and harpies for sure. Maybe mermaids.

>> No.21562447
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This. Don't take this away from Zomom. You know she tries real hard. Spending hours fumbling laundry, struggling with cookbooks until she gets frustrated and fishes out more ground beef, trying to make heads or tails of math homework. It ain't easy being a homemaker and a Zombie.

>> No.21562448

Wonderful stuff dark mage dude.

>> No.21562449

Will witches sell their magical secrets in exchange for some semen?

>> No.21562465

Did I stutter?

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>> No.21562496

Shoggoths are really smart. Smart enough to call me master at least.

>> No.21562517

At least she has her doting husband to help her when she asks for it

>> No.21562519
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That sounds pretty stupid to me.

>> No.21562521

>Holst-knight pic isn't fullsize

>> No.21562528

Nothing a faggotcat can understand.

>> No.21562536
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Fucking your shog wife so much you become partially slime yourself

>> No.21562539

>she's wearing her old lady reading glasses
That yeti is a liar!

>> No.21562546

are you sure?

>> No.21562549

I will make my Shoggy turn into the daily newspaper and then i'm going to read the fuck out of her!

>> No.21562558

She's perfect, but the hat could be twice as broad.

>> No.21562563

Imagine her face when you lick your fingers before turning the page

>> No.21562564
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>not looking your maidwife in the eyes.

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>> No.21562578

They're very earnest and practical. Smart, not so much. Further compounded by their differing set of common sense.

>> No.21562582

>Not fucking your maidwife's eyes

>> No.21562616

All it'd need to be is a female Smaug or Tiamat and my dick is going to become a Dragon piercing spear on the level of Gwyn, Lord of Sunlight.

>> No.21562633

imagine if she had a hellhound's sense of smell. also, i wonder if encountering an ocelomeh is just as bad as encountering a jinko

>> No.21562638

I'd brush those teeth, sensually

>> No.21562683

Part 1
Local69 series.

>> No.21562697

What is the most popular safe word for monsters?

>> No.21562699

what is scarier, running away from a psycho redcap or the sabbath trying to convert your waifu without your notice? or a redcap kidnapping you and offering you to the rape sabbath's baphomet

>> No.21562716


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>> No.21562721

Based Local69 trying to tell it how it is.

>> No.21562722

Why wouldn't she just rape you?

>> No.21562730

because she's on a mission of desperation to save the sabbath from the influence of a broken lonely heart from going out of control

>> No.21562733

What's the fastest way to give your waifu heart pupils

>> No.21562737

Heart pupil contact lenses.

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>> No.21562745

That's quiet literal

>> No.21562748

scalp massage

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Give her the wall slam technique and look straight into her eyes and say "chotto ecchi shiyo~"
Works every time

>> No.21562753

Probably teasing her and whispering sweet nothings into her ear. Specially if you do it without too much sexual contact, like in a daily situation or when she least expect it.

>> No.21562759

>rape sabbath
i had an idea for a rape sabbath a while ago. it's an extremely private sabbath reserved for recruiting troubled, unfortunate, and desperate girls with dark and tragic backstories, and turns them into strong independent girls who relinquishes morals that bar themselves from happiness and willfully evolves out of their weaknesses, becoming strong and powerful and so embracing of their power and strengths that a man who's more than twice her height has no chance of escaping of her. also they learn to become stronger the more a man fights back and resists

>> No.21562764

magic! but it might change their behaviors a bit unless you're cool with it

>> No.21562771
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It was intended due to the nature of her character. I had planned to end her story with the bad end timeline not really being fixed but still split apart from the timeline she ended up fixing, so she's stuck in it for good. In it she laments that Victoria is gone and (chances of) Victory is gone, and that she is all that is left, she is Derrota, she is Defeat.

This is because her sole existence signifies their defeat, since she was born in the bad end timeline, so if she's not erased it means the timeline was not fixed, and defeat was gonna come sooner or later. Then I decided that ending was too sad, so I scrapped it and had it end with a timeskip where the paladin now old af meets the Derrota that is born in the fixed timeline.

So yes, she's called defeat because she IS defeat, regarding story elements.

>> No.21562778

Exist because she is a yandere in a yan harem

>> No.21562793

Sorry, i still can't unsee the whole maledom thing. Damn my unconscious fantasies and desires.

I haven't read your story, but it seems like a nice one. Keep the good work!

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>> No.21562816

>yan harem
How would that work

>> No.21562818

“What do you think about pups?”

>> No.21562819

Whoa, that must have taken a lot of courage to pull.

>> No.21562823
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Royalty MG are for ____

>> No.21562826

Daily Mexican standoffs with Puerto Rican knife fights on weekends.

>> No.21562831

i am starting to think those spider cows are all hard outside but softies below sheets

>> No.21562833

great now you're gonna have to kiss her pussy afterwards

>> No.21562838


>> No.21562843

Cum directly into her womb

>> No.21562848

Ruining for marriage.

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>> No.21562860

I would like to think that rather than being on each other's throat all the time, they would band together instead. That is if they manage to realize that their feelings with anon is just as strong as the other one.

>> No.21562864

Kidnapping as brides!

>> No.21562865

Imagine how their skills and powers work together to keep Anon safe

>> No.21562871

Do dragons kidnap princesses because they need someone to show them how to do makeup?

>> No.21562873

That's adorable.

>> No.21562874

But arent you marrying her yourself?
anon think of how worried her parents might get!

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getting stepped on by

>> No.21562885

>But arent you marrying her yourself?
That's the plottwist. I will keep misleading and teasing her so much that she will either beg me for it or rape me with the fury of a thousand Hellhounds. I will certainly see my gamble go through.

>> No.21562889

It will be fine! I'll even shop out the chains on the wedding invitation card!

>> No.21562901

A-anon are you gonna chain her down on honeymoon?!

>> No.21562904

What kind of combos?

>> No.21562913
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Every mage needs a Slime!

>> No.21562922

She certainly needs my slime inside of her.

>> No.21562931

Fuck her hard

>> No.21562934

>sabbath trying to convert your waifu without your notice?
Good luck with that she's a fucking holst.

>> No.21562936

Milk her.

>> No.21562937

Why would a sabbath do something that would ruin a relationship between monster and man?

>> No.21562940

When she just fed and we have sex

>> No.21562952

Damn straight! The chains will come off as soon as she gives in completely!

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>> No.21562988

Anon all of these are great

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And she feels the same!

>> No.21563002

Getting tipsy and face planting into gigantic dragon titties!

>> No.21563022
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Advanced fairy bullying

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>> No.21563039

It should be illegal to have such big tits and not use them for paizuri.

>> No.21563041
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>> No.21563048

Ignoring social norms to faceplant while tipsy into a red dragon's bounteous chest!

>> No.21563062

She's trying not to break the law, but her target is a homo.

>> No.21563072

>That girl that would naruto run to class.

>> No.21563082
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How thick is too thick?

>> No.21563089

If I showed you, I'd be asked to leave the thread.

>> No.21563101

You sir, are a gentleman.

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>> No.21563139

I kind of want to make a story with a Willy Wonka set up where a monster guides human women through a candy factory with "special treats"

>> No.21563141

when the stomach becomes convex

>> No.21563145

Are the Oompa Loompas fuckable, tho?

>> No.21563147

>the whole maledom thing
the what

>> No.21563162

Nothing, i was just rambling.

>> No.21563169

This is making me not want to do the story now.

>> No.21563181

Your loss. I would particularly enjoy a tribe of cute shortstacks.

>> No.21563184

Come on, you can't just dangle sexy oompa loompas in front of us and not deliver.

>> No.21563192

Bless whichever Anon convinced this Draph to wear such an outfit!

>> No.21563202

Losenis would I enjoy the Viccy and Selene stories if I liked your stories about druella and the other demons? I'm the lilimfag whose hang-up is that I'm insecure about order hero chads getting lilims instead of me. That's why I was ok with druella's husband since he was kind of just an average dude.

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>Royalty MG are for ____
Age gap romance

>> No.21563214

make dinner out of her catch so you're energized for breeding

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>steamed hams

>> No.21563237

Gonna beat their boss to have a harem of big plump pigs!

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I thought we were having steamed clams.

>> No.21563240
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Its cold inside.

>> No.21563242

Look at the muscles on her!

>> No.21563250

that episode wasn't funny when it first aired

>> No.21563253


>> No.21563258

Getting forced into marriage with.

>> No.21563280
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Viccy is a bit more serious in tone, more than Druella, though since I wrote it time ago it's pretty flawed in terms of pacing and length. Other than that, yeah you'll probably like it, though the guy sent to kill her is a paladin already.

>> No.21563296
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>Who's a good girl?

>> No.21563301

she's the new onahole

>> No.21563303

>The wife
Teasing her breasts while talking to her super sappy/lovey-dovey like
>Large mouse
Grabbing her tail and nibbling on her ears
Tight hugs and kisses to the neck and cheek

>> No.21563318

Miss, are you trying to seduce me?

>> No.21563337
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Does your automaton have a combat mode?

>> No.21563339

Alright then. if I'm gonna be a diehard lilimfag I should probably get used to being cucked by Order paladins anyway, right?

>> No.21563344

You know that you can always just identify with the order lad, right?

>> No.21563361

>tfw can never remember the race name of those Granblues when I want to search it

Same for those damn potatoes too.

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My autism makes that very difficult for me. I'm not an order paladin and I'll never be one, so I can't self-insert as him. I can only be me. I wish I could.

>> No.21563378

That artist has an obsession, but bless him for it

>> No.21563381
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>> No.21563395

Puffy vulva.

>> No.21563397

I want her to pat my head, if you know what I mean.

>> No.21563403


>> No.21563407

Part 0.
Local69 series

>> No.21563445

Local69 lived long enough to become the villain. They will be missed.

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Devils are so underrated. Give them some love

>> No.21563505
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Alright then.

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Behold, the legendary object used by heroes.

>> No.21563540

>I can only be me.
You've made this day a special day, by just your being you. There's no person in the whole world like you; and I like you just the way you are.

>> No.21563542
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Silly granny.

>> No.21563546

Which monster girl is highly responsive to prayers?

>> No.21563551

ryus prbly

>> No.21563553

So that was his secret? It's hard to believe he had such a harem but never dicked something.

>> No.21563556
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the one who stars in the story of eastern wonderland

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I always do.

>> No.21563564

i need whatever he has to prevent getting gang-raped into marriage with a group of monsters!

>> No.21563569

Fuck OFF already with your shit stain mary sue OC garbage.

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Thanks Anon - you too. The hard part is going to be convincing her to feel the same way about me, though.

>> No.21563572

Wait, is she talking about her raping me or me raping her?

>> No.21563576

Meant to reply to >>21563540; I'm retarded. This is why no lilim is ever going to love me

>> No.21563579

>Mary Sue

>> No.21563580

if she enjoys the thought of rape, then she must want to be the one doing the raping which goes against the laws of womanhood which i'm fine with

>> No.21563583

its a meme

>> No.21563584

So would boys have purity balls with their momster where they promise to be a virgin until marriage?

>> No.21563587

Didn't mean to reply to anyone fug

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>> No.21563599

One of them is literally made for sex




And he STILL hasn't dicked anything.


Normally the dumb sex-phobic harem protagonist doesn't get to me, but fucking christ.

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>> No.21563611

not my eros

>> No.21563612

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for office Lich-san
Justice never sleeps and neither do the dead!
She's packing heat, spells, and a hoard of deputized zombies.

>> No.21563631

Perfect. Thicc Eros!

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The air conditioner squad!

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>> No.21563638

Awaken my mistresses!

>> No.21563654
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Best slime.

>> No.21563656

What happens if a slime visits a hotspring?

>> No.21563659

How does your waifu react when yku come home drunk after a night with the boys? Does she pamper you and get you ready for bed or does she use it to her advantage to have some fun?

>> No.21563666

Definitely the latter. It's hard to think of a situation where she wouldn't take advantage of me.

>> No.21563671

>after a night with the boys?
whoa there buddy, I dont roll that way.

>> No.21563672

I don't drink alcohol

>> No.21563673


>> No.21563674

Why are familiars so arousing?

>> No.21563675

Considering that would be during the winter after hockey?
I'd be stuck between both of them while they...'enjoy' my scent in bed.

>> No.21563676

Get me ready for bed and scold me after I recover.

>> No.21563677

I have never been intoxicated

>> No.21563683

Knowing that each of the boys would probably have a waifu of their own i don't think nights with the boys will be that frequent.

On another note, i wonder how brohood between guys would work in MGE, would they highfive each other everyday for always getting laid?

>> No.21563694

She tries to take advantage. After all, she's the one who got me drunk in the first place.

>> No.21563701

Don't tease the bats

>> No.21563703

Alcohol is poison, man.

>> No.21563706

Imagine if they just showed up in central flordia.

>> No.21563709

how do monsters use computers

>> No.21563711

Ice Queen and Glacies would melt from the heat, Tsurara-chan would adapt and eventually turn into Florida Woman

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>Having friends
Get the fuck out of my thread, normalfag.
My waifu is the only friend I need.

>> No.21563713

specialty keyboards probably

>> No.21563717
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Just like everyone else, they shitpost

>> No.21563722


>> No.21563723

Why is her trash can so full?

>> No.21563724

wow human boys are so cancerous in their world that they get their own board

>> No.21563758

>thinking I wouldn't be taking my holst out on the town with me
>not having her just kick down the door I'll fix it tomorrow after we lean on eachother for support staggering home
After that it's just her crashing on the couch and me crashing on her.

>> No.21563768

This entire scenario is unlikely but there'd be plenty of pampering for sure.

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Based and worm-pilled.

>> No.21563787

Well, we have this board and thread just by merely existing, but imagine the kind of shitposting a being meant to be lewd and have sex can do when she's lonely. Thats stuff must be legendary.

>> No.21563793

i'm naming my sandworm Sandy.

>> No.21563802

Not monster booze!

>> No.21563805

>They have a whole board for humans
>We just have a single thread for monster girls
That fact kind of makes me feel sad.

>> No.21563806

>Have to explain what a name is to her
>She still doesn't get it but lets you call her it anyways
>Worst of all she never even got the pun

>> No.21563810

I think that's supposed to be alternate universe /monster/, not /mgt/.

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You'd be surprised. Most just pretend to be humans for attention and to blend in.

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Why are undead always so edgy?

>> No.21563843

Imagine managing to go through the portal and going into their version of 4chan only for no one to believe you when you say you are a human boy. Oh the irony.

>> No.21563845

Two words: dick pics.

>> No.21563851

Could be anyone's or pulled from the MGoogle.

>> No.21563854

And when you post it?

>> No.21563862

It's 2019, no one thinks before posting their genitals on the internet.

>Could be anyone's
In a world where human boys don't exist somehow? No, it could not. There might be some Photoshop accusations, but that can be solved with more pictures and a timestamp.

>> No.21563863

Post dick pic with timestamp, take requests and do those so they have no way to deny you're a boy. Just make sure not to answer your door and keep your windows locked

>> No.21563869

Why are monsters so slutty?

>> No.21563876

Because the monster lord is a Succubi.

>> No.21563877

Because they can use the excuse of being dead

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That's the best part, they're slutty for you

>> No.21563881

Assuming it's the world >>21563862 says i don't think that will be enough. Hell, will barricading yourself even help you?

>> No.21563886

>anon posts a webm of himself jerking off as proof human boys are real
>thread gets stickied, turns into an AMA/request thread
>8000 replies later
>monster /x/ starts furiously researching portals and getting organized to start a full- scale invasion

>> No.21563889

>monster /x/ starts furiously researching portals and getting organized to start a full- scale invasion
WHY WEREN'T THEY DOING THIS BEFORE?! God, they've got us primed for them and everything!

>> No.21563896

>In a world where human boys don't exist somehow?
Why the fuck would that be the case? Not even MGE is like that.

>> No.21563902

>Why the fuck would that be the case?
>no one to believe you when you say you are a human boy
It's either a "no girls on the internets" situation, or a comical reversal of our world where MG sit around fantasizing about human boys they can't fug. I went with the second interpretation.

>> No.21563906

>manage to find 4uChan after having survived the transition from human world to mamano
>enjoy lurking but eventually find the /hp/ board and Human Boy thread
>lurk a bit but they have some...odd ideas on how humans, specifically males, act and function in general
>decide you'll drop them some golden nuggets of truth and wisdom plus general advice
>maybe this is why you were sent here, to guide the wayward and lost onto the path of true understanding as an ambassador between the 2 worlds
>get filled with images of mamano, now properly educated, eventually meeting humans and the whole ordeal going smoothly and the 2 worlds heading off into a bright future because you eased the road bumps before they could form
>nobody believes you
>most just make mocking shitposts or spout meme info or outright misinformation to "contradict" you and what you're saying and others jump on the band wagon
>eventually you've had enough
>post every stripe of pic under the sun to prove you're a human boy
>even more meme posts they can tell its edited from the pixels, must be cosplay human boys are perfect and this one has acne scars, that could be a dick pic off moogle, etc.
>say fuck it, give up on the whole ambassador thing, gain some apathy and a more introverted protective ego, and become well known a human boy artist that never shows their face or goes to cons instead

>> No.21563907

Even the believers on there needed concrete proof humans were real. Once it was confirmed everyone flocked together. I imagine it would be the same if a real monster posted convincing video evidence here. Even people who gave up on the dream or moved on would probably come back and get to work. Imagine how many anons from all over the world would band together if it meant waifus were real.

>> No.21563911

i'm also naming my cheshire cat Chealea, my hellhound Helen, my wendigo Wendy, and my kakuen Jaquisha

>> No.21563915

>not posting a timestamp with your dickpics

>> No.21563916


But if no one believes that you're a human boy how would you become a well known human boy artist?

>> No.21563924

OG monster/x/ was fooling around with it but then the place turned into a shithole thanks to monsterbook using it as a place to dump and mine memes so the actual participating members faded away. Now it's just them linking maia online forums and making memes.
You'd have better chances on monster/k/ because they're equipped enough to do it and autistic enough to genuinely try it. Hell, they still do "human" hunts in places known for stories of recurring human sightings like the fabled Bigfeet(because you know what they say about a man with big feet) or the wendicko. The second theres proof humans really do exist they'll be all over it.

>> No.21563927

>Waifus waiting on their side of the portal with signs with various anons names written on them like at an airport.

>> No.21563931

So you become basically KC in MG world. Wonder you'd get bullied by edgelord monsters who want to create fics that kill off all humans in it just because they think it makes them look cool

>> No.21563935

>Imagine how many anons from all over the world would band together if it meant waifus were real
It would mean world peace being achieved overnight.

>> No.21563938

Same way you become a well known monstergirl/in general artist. Use your inherent knowledge of female anatomy and point of view to create unique material, work via email, use pseudonyms, and never reveal your face. Hell, go the extra mile and hire a model for your booth at cons like a lot of artists do.
I dunno, anon. That just looks like someone photoshopped out the original time and put a new one in. Also I'm pretty sure I've seen this posted elsewhere with a different timestamp.

>> No.21563943

>Monster /x/
>Full of "how do i summon a paladin" threads
>"The government is hiding the human boys from us" threads, among other conspiracy theories
>Spooky (but somehow lewd) greentexts
>MGchan went down after someone posted a pic of a human!
Admit it, Monster /x/ was always shit.

>> No.21563950

>killing humans
Good luck with that. They all come naturally muscled and are at least 6'5" and are raging unstoppable sex machines each and every one. Their musk alone would make you faint. Literally born to be warriors each and every single one to the point its built in on a genetic level to be a raging destroyer of worlds and pussy.

>> No.21563953

It was only shit when they started up with the Create-A-Human threads and the Human Movie threads stopped happening.

>> No.21563958

>tfw this is what the womanlets at MG /b/ believe

>> No.21563962

Oh great, it's the hellhound that thinks she can tame humans again.

>> No.21563963

>So you become basically KC in MG world.
But im shit at art and have no clue what kind of boys they want

>> No.21563967

A /k/anine shouldn't dwell in those thoughts.

>> No.21563972
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>first wave of humans enters the portal
>they're greeted by a massive crowd of monster girls on the other side
>there's maybe a minute of shock as they're all trying to process it and make sure it's real before both sides explode with noise
>both crowds stampede into each other, and you can hear screaming and crying with joy in every direction
>a few anons who haven't settled on a waifu or species awkwardly meet and get to know some of the lone monsters in the crowd
>entire harems find their husband and all cluster together to smother and snuggle him
>some more aggressive single monsters abduct or rape humans on the spot, scooping them up and dragging them off
>existing waifu/husbando couples destined for each other hug and kiss in total silence, or just stare at each other in disbelief, trying not to cry

>> No.21563973

Sure you do; let art imitate life.
>Firefighter boys
>Martial arts boys
>Surfer boys
Every stereotype you can think of.

>> No.21563974

Why would they want to kill their food source?

>> No.21563976
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you will be sucked

>> No.21563981

What if I fuck up and make a Cait Sith tier boy, or god forbid an ALP tier one?

>> No.21563983

Furry boy and tranny boy? Someone would still schlick to it. Besides, those aren't your mistakes, they're god's. See? Our chief god is a dick, too.

>> No.21563988

No one man should have all that power

>> No.21563995

This right here is what every Anon should strive and fight for. We will get there someday.

>> No.21563997

The clock's ticking I just count the hours
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power
Til then fuck that the world's ours

>> No.21564000

but i don't drink like normies

>> No.21564003

Then what do you drink like? A pirate?

>> No.21564006

Nights out with the wife, the boys, and their wives!

>> No.21564008

It just needs one catalyst. We need one /x/ user to actually figure out how to summon succubi, or one japanese geneticist to have a breakthrough, or one weird wiccan girl to complete the transformation into a dark mage and then the ball will get rolling.

>> No.21564009

manticore, one of the 12 tyrants of the femdom kingdom...representing the wastelands. watch out for her.

>> No.21564011

i drink like cloth covered in hydrophobic solution

>> No.21564012

Fuck it just make Kanye for them I bet their threads will love it

>> No.21564023

>make a profile based off yourself
>it's universally hated

>> No.21564024

>The Demon lord and her husband are there too for this momentous day
>They quietly watch the scene unfold at a distance, satisfied.
>Later, they would give a rousing speech about how long await this day is, congratulating the new couples, welcoming the human boys to their world officially, etc.

>> No.21564026

who are the 11 other femdom tyrants?

>> No.21564029

>The Demon lord and her husband
Lazy pair of bastards would probably prefer to have sex instead of researching for a potential portal into our world. I think we are alone on this one.

>> No.21564030

That's my fear too Anon, that I'm like a Sith or matango tier boy.

>> No.21564034

Well, they'd come to claim the credit nevertheless. Rest assured the husband would be balls deep in her the entire time though.

>> No.21564038

>Well, they'd come to claim the credit nevertheless.
Through all the gasping and moans.

>> No.21564040
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>Demon lord and her husband are there too
Naturally. just imagine the reaction when the monster crowd first starts gathering, unsure of whether it's really going to happen, then DL and hubby roll up and everyone starts freaking out. That would be the ultimate confirmation that portal day is happening.

Now I'm imagining all of the monsters at the event desperately trying to contact their friends and tell them it's really on so they can make it in time. Ratatoskr news would be having a field day trying to get the word out as fast as possible, but also not wanting to miss the event themselves.

>> No.21564045

as of now, six tyrants are confirmed, KC-sama will let us know ahead of time if we get more rapists before they show up under the radar but anyways, we got:
ushi-oni of the caves
hellhound of the volcanos
ocelomeh of the jungle
redcap of the ruins
jinko of the mountains
rumors have spread concerning the existence of a snow tyrant and a chaos tyrant but right now, that's all up for speculation. if you find any of these monsters: run, that's the only way to secure your virginity for the right one

>> No.21564048

>No Demons and Devils

>> No.21564050

More like the Demon Lord succeeded into opening the portal to our world and all the monstergirls are her legions that followed her just to found their husbands

>> No.21564051

There would at least be one that liked it

>> No.21564054

Such a massive gathering would probably be too "noisy". Beware of an order's ambush.

>> No.21564055

gotcha, going to the ruby volcano to retrieve some burning beans (to make tsundere chili) at the lava golem's bazaar, how can i protect myself from a possible hellhound attack?

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>rumors have spread concerning the existence of a snow tyrant

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I hope they bring a bureau of Titanias along to censor things like Romeo and Juliet and breakup songs. It would be a terrible if half the army started crying.

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>one order spy stumbles upon the site of the portals
>sees more monsters in one place than have ever gathered before
>prepares to call it in
>griffin on her way to the portal spots him and figures she might as well skip the lines
>she swoops down and swipes him where he stands
>by the time the portal actually opens he's already been converted ten times over back at her lair

>> No.21564072

extremists aren't that high on the threat-level scale. extremist monsters are mainly seductive through verbal and suggestive means and are in no way certain to attack available targets like the twelve tyrants.
however, be wary of their advances if you aren't fond of their culture and way of life. they can get really nasty

>> No.21564077

Its worse, the Jinko at least calms down after she finished raping the shit out of you and acts as a stoic bodyguard. The Ocelomeh keeps raping you, all the time, but its also a good bodyguard waifu.

>> No.21564078

lmao what if i say no to her when i come in

>> No.21564080


>All those monster girls gathered.
>Hundreds of them, maybe a few thousand. Hard to say.
>Their day dreaming brought to an abrupt end as it's announced that the portal will be opening. Lots of cheering followed.
>And then the first humans stepped through the other side.

>> No.21564091

In order to censor them, Titanias would actually have to read the books first. Do you really want to see bunch of Titanias crying over Hamlet or Othello?

>> No.21564096

and all the small fairies with tiny tissues

>> No.21564100

>Censoring human media to accomodate to MG standards
That's a job i wouldn't wish on any MG. The poor girls.

>> No.21564104

i wanna cuddle the fairy squad that does saving private ryan

>> No.21564108

Even as a joke, can you please not condone censorship

>> No.21564116

Sacrifices must be made for the benefit of the whole! Besides, they have their true mentors, their guiding Moonlight Knights.

>> No.21564117

I know it's wrong, but i'm kinda curious to see how MGs would adapt the stuff we all came to know and love from our human culture.

>> No.21564124

>that first group of Zipangu monsters that watch Clannad

>> No.21564127

Or Graveyard of the Fireflies.

>> No.21564128

I just fantasize that they are smart enough to be totally fine with it as its not real. In fact they would love to use them as they arent retarded like the christian right, soc jus left, and the general authoritarians.

>> No.21564131

Too bad, it's kinda official that MGs fucking hate tragedy and would even tweak the contents of such works to give it a happy ending.

>> No.21564133

How would Titanic have a happy ending?

>> No.21564136

Humans don't drown in MGE world, duh

>> No.21564143

Haven't you seen The Legend of the Titanic? It has a giant octopus save the day

>> No.21564145

*in Posiedon's domains.
In areas where her influence doesn't extend (see: some non-monster territories), there's no such luck.

>> No.21564146

Mershark rescue squads save everyone, Sea Bishops bless them, and the community founds Icebergville beneath the waves. It does a brisk maritime trade with Winterstown, and hosts cultural exchanges annually.

>> No.21564147

Wasn't it mostly hypothermia?

>> No.21564149

the kraken horde guides couples and human women to safety while the men are left with the mersharks as their dinner

>> No.21564150

I'm not really okay with the idea of monstergirls have stalinesque censorship policies. As an artist, I would be absolutely livid if any authority attempted to alter my work without consent for any reason.

>> No.21564153

sounds very lovely

>> No.21564154


>> No.21564156

So long as they don't fuck with Forrest Gump, I'll be happy

>> No.21564159

Not in Poseidon's domain per se, but by Sea Bishops who grant men special powers. So Titanic would become something of an epic tale of heroic Sea Bishop rescue squads

I guess when Sea Bishops grant men ability to live under sea it's all taken care of

>> No.21564168

Bitch please, a werewolf under a full moon light has even more of a sex drive than even a thousand hellhounds in one room. So much, that you're guaranteed to have your pelvis crushed by her violent hyperactive thrusting. But at least you get to cum gallons inside of her and hear her howling like crazy before you fall unconscious.

>> No.21564171

>Forrest Gump
Rip Bubba

>> No.21564173

dude you forgot kakuen, they're a species known for rape like the six others you mentioned. she should represent herself as the tyrant of the mist or mist continent

>> No.21564175

Forrest would end up with a much better girl though and live happily ever after so it's fine, right?

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Hi! I had a good experience and fun commission a sweet anons gazer. So I figured I try again to see if anyone’s is interested in commissions. On the right is a snippet non final version of the commission but should be enough WIP to know what I’m cabable of and on the right is a cat girl and some of my logo work.

Contact: [email protected]

>> No.21564187

They wouldn't censor it. If anything to them, it'd be unrealistic and confusing. Such horrible things happening would be unheard of and kind of absurd.

>Lord of the Flies
>"Shotas hurting each other? As if!"
>Serbian film
>"Huh, weird hel propaganda."
>Leon the professional
>"I don't get it. Didn't he have the sabbath behind him?"

>> No.21564189

weird perspective on the top teeth

>> No.21564190

I'm sure monster film would be equally confusing for us

>> No.21564197

Wouldn't it just be porn?

>> No.21564203

What about one under a new moon?

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I understand porn!

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Yeah, but you watch it for the story. Plus you get weird crossovers like pornographic musicals.

>> No.21564226

mummy mommy

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You'd probably have people being confused with the monsters sense of morals.
Notably, they are more than willing to forgive and forget things that humans would struggle with. As long as you're willing to give up your previous ways they pretty much don't care about whatever heinous shit you've done, which people would no doubt have difficulty accepting.

>> No.21564239

>pornographic musicals
I love it!

>> No.21564243

What monster is the best non lewd daughteru?

>> No.21564251


>> No.21564260

Probably a redcap. I bet they're little angels until they hit puberty.

>> No.21564264


>> No.21564267

W-What has that Succ put inside that box?

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>> No.21564270

a cock milking machine. it extracts semen as a exchange equivalent to money.

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Whichever one is your daughter, obviously.

>> No.21564275


>> No.21564277

>Tyrant of the mist
>is being constantly pursued by gods, immortals, and angels
>wanted for several thousand counts of petty theft, battery, attempted rape, public indecency and public drunkeness
>even managed to nab some immortal wine
>immortal's are especially salty about that last one
>only this much of a problem because she has been in heat for ages and never noticed
>won't be nearly as bad after her fat monkey ass settles on the lap of a husband

>> No.21564280

>We're collecting semen for Succubi, please help us out! Oh, are you willing to donate, onii-san?
>Hmm, let's see, I guess by the looks of you it should take roughly one minute
>Okay, now put your cock inside the hole please~

>> No.21564283

>All the small, non-predator Harpies in the area follow Anon, chirping and tweeting to the tune.

He's like a Disney Prince!

>> No.21564297

They wouldn't dont worry. Only brainlet retards think they would actually censor everything.

>> No.21564305

Having a machine for that seems redundant.

>> No.21564312

Who said anything about machines?

>> No.21564323

But what if I'm KDF?

>> No.21564328

I want to hug that bapho

>> No.21564336

>he doesn’t want to wake up to two or three of his little girls trying their best to give him a blow job beneath the sheets

>> No.21564411

I'd rather be invited to a tea party with their stuffed animals

>> No.21564432

If you can guess what's in the box before you nut you get to bring the contents home.

>the box is full of horny fairies
>the box conceals a ghoul's head
>the box contains a mass of dark matter
>the box is the home of a baby-crazy slime

>> No.21564445

>Are you sure I can't just give you the donation directly? Id like to put my cock inside your hole

>> No.21564485

New Moon: Gentle hand hold love making, quiet panting, huffing and puffing.
FULL MOON: Hardcore, bone crushing mating press leglock claws digging into your back, full on howling like a bitch

>> No.21564490

fairies belong in pants though

>> No.21564497

She looks like she could use it.

>> No.21564498

I can only imagine a shortstack clinging to my leg like a kid while I walk, I can’t lewd this

>> No.21564505

>stuffed animals
I wonder what kind of stuffed animals monsters would like, because I don't think a slime would be able to have one

>> No.21564508

Shortstack werewolves are cute! And funny!

>> No.21564513

yeah but it would be much better to fuck her on the tea table in front of those stuffed animals

>> No.21564546
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>there are anons who would join the Adventurer's guild to get laid and not for adventure

They make me sick I tells yeah.

>> No.21564567

If it's not the sexy, sultry Dark Elves eyeing you up. It's the sassy, tsundere Wood Elves, or the haughty High Elves who demand the most expensive inn rooms.

Elves truly can fill many roles in a party.

>> No.21564583

>wood elves.
Each mayfly earns her an impregnation. I am starting to suspect she is purposefully saying it.

>> No.21564590

I want to be the token man in a party of all elves

>> No.21564612

>That one really weird Deep Elf Shaman, who has a creepy 'Ehehe...' laugh, and is fascinated by your round ears and asks if she can touch them.
>Doing so nearly brings her to orgasm as her pale fingers trace the round edge of them.

>> No.21564644

Monsters having a fetish or obsessing over human features is the best.

>werecat has no clue how you balance without a tail, moves to catch you whenever you shift your stance
>griffon sincerely pities you for not having wings, insists on taking you flying
>ryuu can't get over how delicate your scaleless human skin is, and acts extra-protective
>werewolf likes to hold your hands, noting how soft and smooth they are without paw pads or claws

>> No.21564645

>When asking the High Elf why she was so reluctant to let you join
>She says "You might surrender to your hormones and commit primal aggression on me...on us again and again!"

>> No.21564651

I like the idea of sandworms communicating via movement in the sand: barrel rolls, slamming, tumbles, and so on. It probably works well too since they're likely sensitive to specific vibrations in the ground as it's probably how they track their prey.

My waifu's name in her native "tongue" is
>1 spinning tumble
>3 barrel rolls
>1 slam to the right
>1 slam downwards
I just call her Sable though

>> No.21564653

Physically and sexually bullying myconids

>> No.21564658

>Vampire laying her head on your chest to hear your heart beat

>> No.21564667

>werewolf likes to hold your hands, noting how soft and smooth they are without paw pads or claws

Imagine patting the rough fur of your muscly, scar-covered Wolf Berserker and telling her she's a good girl.

>> No.21564675

This is all top-tier, but something about monster girls with big meaty paws/claws obsessing over human hands - soft, smooth, with dextrous and slender fingers - and what those hands and fingers could do to her - is really hot to me.

On the other end of the spectrum there's having to explain to your daughteru the differences between your anatomy and that of her and her mother. And I'm not even talking about the lewd stuff.

>> No.21564681

>differences between your anatomy and that of her and her mother.
Now imagine that but with an Echidna

>> No.21564724

>heckpup grows up thinking that her daddy lost his tail
>he catches on and jokes that someone stepped on it and it popped out
>she gets sad thinking of how much it must have hurt, and tries to make him a new one out of paper

>> No.21564729

Imagine all the other Elves getting pouty when you can't help but stare at the Night Elf's gigantic, foot long knife ears, bouncing around.

>> No.21564733

I'd just let them know that I like all pointy ears no matter how long surely telling them that will have no repercussions

>> No.21564760


>> No.21564761

So what word would be your "mayfly" so to speak?

>> No.21564782

>Bumping a thread 500 posts past the bump limit
Silly anon.

>> No.21564820

>decide to bully your huge wolfu barbarian gf while she's exhausted from battle
>bring her to a bath where you gently wash and brush her from head to toe
>apply medicine and ointment to reduce her scars and soothe her aching muscles
>scrub her paw pads until they're soft again
>massage her to work the knots and kinks out, finishing off with a full-service belly rub that leaves her panting
>isntead of getting pounced you lay her on her back for a slow, loving mating press while her tail swishes
>when it's time for bed, you dress her in some embarrassingly cute paw-print jammies
>press her head into your chest for a change, stroking her hair and telling her how glad you are to have a big, strong warrior protecting you
>hug her close and stroke her back while she falls asleep
>she goes back to being a dommy amazon berserker, but sometimes plays up how tired and sore she is after a good fight

>> No.21564826

I want to ask a Succubus silly questions such as:
>Is it true that your boobs can't feel pain?
>Can you pick up an egg with your tail without dropping it?
>Are your wings water and fireproof?
>Is it ok if I lick your horns?

>> No.21564827

Undead moe is the most powerful form of moe.

>> No.21564830

How about the silliest question of all: will you marry me?

>> No.21564835

>Is it ok if I lick your horns?
No alps allowed

>> No.21564848

>Can you pick up an egg with your tail without dropping it?
And now I need to know. For science.

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It really should become standard that wolfus are HUGE.

>> No.21564890

Dire Wolfus?

>> No.21564895

What about equal size wolfu's who think they are bigger

>> No.21564899

Precisely. They're bigger, stronger and more aggressive, but also fluffier, cuddlier and more possessive.

>> No.21564906

Sounds like a gigantic Pomeranian. Dire kobolds where?

>> No.21564908

>Marry a Succubus
>Get to ask her ALL the stupid questions
>She has no choice but to answer
I hope you enjoy hatesex.

If any species needs a dire variant, it's definitely werewolves.
They'd be much bigger, more aggressive, lewder and might have abs as well as scary sharp fangs.

>> No.21564913

>Dire kobolds
So what like a Great Dane?

>> No.21564917

Think Leonberger.

>> No.21564923

>Ghost Girl listening to you breathe

>> No.21564928

Oh, I'm sure she loves it. Making a vanilla succ like her feel special (which she is!)

>> No.21564945

After all the time she spent researching you, a succ would probably understand and appreciate your need to ask stupid questions. It could be a form of bonding.

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Dumb cat to end a dumb thread.
Look at this dumb lewd cat. How dumb!

>> No.21564962

Don't forget huge tails! A dire wolf needs a long, shaggy floor sweeper tail that wags unconsciously with enough force to break stuff and always has dust bunnies on the tip. Same goes for her big scruffy ears and thick mess of hair.

Her growl is so guttural and fierce it feels like she's vibrating if you hug her or touch her abs. Sometimes she does it just because it feels nice.

>> No.21564965

Kuso post

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Oh yeah? I'm burning down the thread!

>> No.21564984

Which is more dangerous to have posting on an anonymous image board, a trolling-happy monster girl or a recently awakened ancient evil?

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Not if I make it disappear first

>> No.21564992

The troll, Ancient Evils are obvious newfags and won't do much harm.

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