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Pat the cow.

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>> No.21684236

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21684244
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>>21684235
Let’s start this thread with best girl.

>> No.21684245
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>>21684236

>> No.21684247

>>21684245
You know I mean MG’s
Also manlets do not apply

>> No.21684251

Anon who showed me Leanan Sidhes last thread: thank you!
I didn't realize a mamono could be so amazing!

>> No.21684252
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>>21684244

>> No.21684254

How does a fairy take an active role in sex with that tiny body

>> No.21684259
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>>21684247
Too bad.

>> No.21684262
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>>21684251
You're welcome.

>> No.21684264

>>21684254
>pole dancing on the cock as foreplay
>paralysis magic for bondage
>taking the cock into herself
>size alteration magic
>other transformation magic
>after her husband onaholes her onto his cock, she actively rides and clenches around it
>urethra licking
>tribbing her pussy against her husband's urethra and riding the ensuing cum geyser

Need me to keep going?

>> No.21684267

>>21684264
size magic is for pixies

>> No.21684268
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>> No.21684273

>>21684254
Very stretchy

>> No.21684277

You and your waifu have any fun ways of getting around anons? I like falling back into the coat realm and having the waifu come out and make a mad dash back to the woods in a split second.

>> No.21684281

>>21684267
Doesn't mean a fairy can't take advantage of it.
Even if she's incapable of performing it herself, potions exist.

>> No.21684282

>>21684277
swimming into magic currents

>> No.21684295
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>> No.21684297

So, the DL wants monsters to give birth to incubi, but here's something: what would a baby or shota incubus be like? How would they interact with similarly-aged (or older) monsters?

>> No.21684300
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21684300

The holst goes...?

>> No.21684314

>>21684300
Away, once she realizes I prefer lolis.

>> No.21684315

>>21684297
They would look like humans except their dick might be slightly bigger. Also i would imagine like mamano lolis they would probably reach sexual maturity faster.

>> No.21684322
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>> No.21684333

>>21684322
puppy cunny!

>> No.21684346

>>21684314
based

>> No.21684349
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>>21684297
>>21684315
What I'm real interested in learning is what life would be like for incubi born to sea-dwelling mamono.

>> No.21684352

>>21684277
My waifu doesn't have any neat magic transportation powers. She does like sticking her head out the window while on car rides though, but only when nobody is looking.

>> No.21684356

>>21684300
Mooaning is the best when she does just through breast play.

>> No.21684382

>>21684277
We travel in style with the help on her parasite.

>>21684349
Probably be a pretty weird existence if the ever decide to leave for the surface. Wouldnt have gills or anything, but They would still be weirded out by not breating in fluids.
Also fun fact breathing liquids is actually potentially plausible irl.

>> No.21684391

>>21684277
She picks me up and flies.

>> No.21684414
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*sniff

>> No.21684424
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Post your favorite picture of your waifu.

>> No.21684430

So if you defeat a high orc somehow can you go on truffle hunting with her?

>> No.21684431

>https://i.imgur.com/ew2FqL6.png
lolis are to be dangled

>> No.21684445

>>21684431
I'll be honest, I don't think my dick is big or strong enough to do that.

>> No.21684450

>>21684277
Teleportation and general fuckery with doors leading to places hundreds of miles away. Sometimes the house is literally all over the place.

>> No.21684453

>>>/h/5400059
Cute/lewd mino!

>> No.21684459

>>21684244
I used to be just a humble Kiki + Shoggoth guy, but then Automaton came out and I just knew I had to have one to add to the meido brigade.

>> No.21684462
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>>21684453
Nice.
I wish /h/ accepted monstergirls beyond "cosplay-tier"

>> No.21684474
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>>21684277
Portal shenanigans. I personally prefer travel by ship, so I'll drag her on cruises, not that we have anywhere to go in particular.
>>21684424
This is pretty close. The hat is different.

>> No.21684484

>Be you
>Be a shut-in NEET
>Mother joins a sabbath and monsterizes
>Always has her sabbath friends over for drinks
>Lot of the girls hit on you
>Get to have causal sex with the single ones
>End up marrying the bapho
Recently dreamed about this. Was kinda nice

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>> No.21684493

>>21684431
Lolis are for lewd and loving manhandling, mutual masturbating, and making moan!

>> No.21684495

>>21684487
Amazing.

>> No.21684506
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>>21684424

>> No.21684533
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What kind of monster girl would want to protect a manlet?

>> No.21684535
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She is gonna cure (suck?) your virginity!

>> No.21684540

>>21684533
My wife.
She's 7ft tall, I'm 5'8. Just the right height for a face full of boobies every hug!

>> No.21684545

>>21684533
None

>> No.21684556
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>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used. The rear vagina has also changed to become small and tight, capable of squeezing, matching the human size so it is suitable for intercourse with a human.
Is it possible to fuck a centaur hard enough in one pussy that she cums from the other?

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>>21684424

>> No.21684575

>>21684556
I don't see why not.
On a different note, do both pussies have urethras?

>> No.21684578

>>21684556
from my understanding you can make any MG cum out of their nose by scratching the back of their neck if you wanted too

>> No.21684583

>>21684575
The front one was formed purely for sexual purposes, so I'd say no.

>> No.21684595
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Have a nice day anonymous.
Try to find the enjoyable things in life.

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>>21684424

>> No.21684604
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>>21684540
>tfw only 5'5 so I just want a big monster to protect me

>> No.21684612

>>21684583
>implying there aren't men into watersports and female urethra play

>>21684565
Excellent taste, anon!

>> No.21684621

>>21684533
>tfw 5'11" manlet
>tfw all of my favorite mamono would still see me as being tall

>> No.21684624
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>> No.21684655
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Ready to lose all your gold?

>> No.21684657

>>21684624
I'd like to say those words to a manticore that's holding a video camera as the first panel of a 2koma.

>> No.21684667

>>21684268
>>21684295
What am I looking at here exactly?

>> No.21684672
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>>21684424
I've only got a couple so far but the first is still my favourite.

>> No.21684680

>>21684655
She'll be nude and impregnated straight after marriage within the night

>> No.21684682
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>>21684667
Demons and angels respectively.

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>> No.21684711
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>>21684424
I'm still so glad that my request got picked up by a kind /a/non

>> No.21684715

What if your mamono waifu isn't into all of your fetishes?
Can that even happen?

>> No.21684727

>>21684533
Ochis always princess carry short lords when there's danger about

>> No.21684736

>>21684612
why thank you anon. Who is your waifu?

>> No.21684744

>>21684682
I hope the Eros High tier angel has megamilkers as a step up from the cupids already large chest.

>> No.21684747

>>21684736
A cute, playful, kinda awkward Clubs Trumpart!

>> No.21684749
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>>21684711
Reminder to take out a chieftain's captains before attacking her, otherwise you might be in for a difficult fight when you attack her stronghold.

>> No.21684764
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>>21684747
Do you have a picture of her or just a picture of her race you like? I haven't gotten a true commission yet so i just used one of my favorites from here.

>> No.21684778

>>21684764
I'm stuck phoneposting right now, and someone on my IP range got imageposting banned for abuse.

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>>21684715
It can, but its not a big deal as monsters are open to indulging in most fetishes even if its not their favorite or one they would normally do. To quote KC:

> However, naturally, for them, hellhounds, and even all other monsters, the most important thing is not whether they're "ravishing a man" or "being ravished by a man", but that they're "having sex with their husband". Even if it is not their favorite position or favorite form of erotic play, it feels good and makes them happy as long as they're doing it with their husband, and because of their long marital sex lives, monsters girls will want to enjoy all sorts of things with their husband.

>> No.21684819

>>21684715
What if your waifu is a foot fetishist or something?

>> No.21684837
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>> No.21684852

>>21684779
So no matter what kind of mamono waifu I have, she'll enjoy pissing on me?

>>21684819
I guess it depends on what she wants to do with feet.

>> No.21684862

Monster girls are the kind of girls that when you tell them about a certain preference or fetish you have, they end up being more enthusiastic about it than you. They're just happy your lust is directed at them

>> No.21684889

>>21684837
Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle.

>> No.21684902
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>> No.21684906

>>21684902
Cute devoted maid

>> No.21684909

>>21684862
And its fantastic, and also why one of the wives is a real pervert.

>> No.21684911

>>21684852
There are certain fetishes they will not indulge, like real gore, real cheating, etc. It's up to you to decide what unmentioned fetishes may also apply to these restrictions, but it seems pretty clear that at the very least watersports is not a fetish KC is interested in including officially (same for futanari).

>> No.21684927
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>>21684244
Best Meido

>> No.21684931

>>21684655
>a drunken game of cards (and a considerable amount of luck) will never lead you to having a gremlin waifu and 17 daughterus

>> No.21684943
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>>21684927
Says you.

>> No.21684945

>>21684533
My Manticore momster. She’s almost 7 feet tall and is covered in scars from her time in the army. But does she ever love to tease me in the mornings while wearing just an apron!

>> No.21684959

>>21684431
This is a friendly reminder: lolis are meant to be protected, given ample amount of sweets for dessert, and read bedtime stories to after tucking them in for the night.

ThismessagebroughttoyoubytheOnee-Sabbath

>> No.21684967

>>21684943
>automaton
>”clean this room please”
>”yes sir”
>quietly cleans room and then comes back for further orders

>dragon
>”clean this room please”
>either doesn’t clean room because she doesn’t follow orders from humans, or spends the whole time being embarrassed about the outfit and takes twice as long because of it.

Says I

>> No.21684985

>>21684967
More like
>ask dragon maid to clean your room while you’re at work
>you come home and your house is on fire

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>>21684967
>spends the whole time being embarrassed about the outfit and does it twice as fast so she can get out of it quickly
FTFY

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>> No.21685014

>>21684991
Wow, that means I can give her twice as many chores!

>> No.21685020

>>21684244
The artificial appearance is the best.

>> No.21685023

>>21684991
>dragon
>find all the mess shoved under a bed or into a closet

>automaton
>mess is swiftly moved into its proper place, and then they are alphabetically organized

>> No.21685032
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Ribbit.

>> No.21685033
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>>21685020
I think KC did a pretty good job of making the Automatons look artificial, without looking like a robot.

>> No.21685034

Nanna Kiki is going to need to school all these troublesome maids.

>> No.21685036

>>21684959
I'll skip the stories and cuddle them to sleep

>> No.21685038

Best maid is a parasite shoggoth.

>> No.21685039

>>21684959
>and read bedtime stories to after tucking them in for the night.
That's not quite right, you're supposed to read books together with a loli Dark Mage before making love late into the night.

>> No.21685045

>>21685032
I'd fall victim to a toad easily

>> No.21685048
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>>21685038
*Queen Shoggoth

>> No.21685056

>>21685032
Do you fuck the girl under the frog or the frog in this situation?

>> No.21685062

>>21685056
Both to feast on a pussy sandwich

>> No.21685066

>>21685048
*Parasite Queen Shoggoth

>> No.21685070
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>>21685056
Take a tentacle potion and fuck both

>> No.21685071

>>21685048
How annoying must it be for a Queen Shoggoth who's become 99% of a house, only for their master to somehow end up using the 1% that isn't her?

>> No.21685075

>>21684244
>Put penis here to prove that you are not a robot

>> No.21685080

>>21685062
Probably the best option. Not neglecting anyone.

>>21685070
Might be to much for a women who is just being corrupted. Frog would be fine with it though.

>> No.21685087
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>>21685075

>> No.21685090
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>>21685080
That's an akaname.

>> No.21685094

>>21685038
>when your human maid starts leaking purple.
What do?

>> No.21685104

>>21685090
Never noticed the pointed ears.

>> No.21685107

Note:
For rolling shit like this, >>21680142
Use this link.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>> No.21685109
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Dead birb.

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>>21685107
Now why didn't anyone think of this before?

>> No.21685141

>>21685094
>when your human friend starts doing maid things unconsciously
>and starts being more hands-on and close with you
>and then starts calling you "Master" as though it was perfectly normal
>and then starts leaking purple

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>>21685104
>last words of squire before getting raped by succubized paladin

>> No.21685166

>>21685144
that spade looks very hard and unapproachable

>> No.21685168

>>21685141
>soon she gives you a toothbrush.
>Then some off brand toothpaste.
>both of them purple.

>>21685144
>squire boy notices his knights pointed ears while she sleeps.
>Decides to touch them to see if they are real.
>she wakes up instantly.
>Quickly pins him down before losing her disguise.

>> No.21685174

>>21685090
can anon survive the combined efforts of their tongues?

>> No.21685179

>>21685033
i think that one short animation of a femdroid humping her master helped me view robots sexually

>> No.21685182

>>21684595
I fucking try every day

>> No.21685183
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>>21685045
Me too.

>> No.21685185

>>21685174
can they survive my hot sauce?

>> No.21685210
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>>21685179
Link?

>> No.21685214
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Wasnt some artist anon going to draw a foursome with a lolim, devil and a rata? or it was at least with those three? I'm not sure if I missed it or not.

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>>21685166
Its softer than it looks.

>> No.21685232

>>21685109
She looks lively to me.

>> No.21685235
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>>21685182
That's the spirit.

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Too hot this summer? Take a trip to beautiful Winterstown, where happiness is a cup of Yetea and the weather forecast is always snowy!

>> No.21685270

>>21685168
>She starts giving gifts daily
>All purple
>Her wardrobe is all purple now, too
>Various maid and servant outfits
>Whichever ones she catches me ogling the most are the most frequent
>One day, wake up to find her in bed next to me
>Blankets are all purple
>Feels like I'm being hugged all over
>Pull her in to cuddle
>It just feels right
>I could swear the blanket shuddered

>> No.21685271

>>21685230
I want to turn a succ into a twitching mess with just her tail

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>>21685245

>> No.21685282

I want to be pursued by an extremist demon.

Who's curvy and wears heels.

>> No.21685318

>>21685277
>outdoor mofu bar and grill in the back
I want to order a bowl of hot ramen and a beer from the bundled up fox!

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Remember to heat your food before eating it.

>> No.21685331

>>21685322
Glacies come in all sorts of flavors!

>> No.21685337

>>21685270
The idea of slime clothing sounds sexy as fuck. Especially with the light sheen they would have.

>> No.21685348
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>>21685282
What color?

>> No.21685351

>>21685210
i'd maybe be able to find it on pornhub but i'm pretty sure 4chan looks down on any links from there
>>21685230
well that's good news because hard spade is why i don't like kuno

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>Want to write
>Don't know which girl to use
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21685355

>>21685210
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d82a0c3129e
didn't take long at all

>> No.21685356
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>>21684244
Asking an Automaton to fulfill lewd commands.

>> No.21685359

>>21685322
How warm is the stretchy meat Wendis inexplicably find in the snowy wilderness?

>> No.21685360

>>21685348
Red or blue.

>> No.21685367
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>want to write
>no idea which girl to use
please help

>> No.21685370

>>21684235
I like small girls with BIG boobs!

>> No.21685377

>>21685056
The mucus toad obviously.

Pure monster girl > Monsterized human girl
It's not even close

>> No.21685378

>>21685367
mummy

>> No.21685382

>>21685367
>Pslime

>> No.21685388

>>21685367
Basilisk

>> No.21685390

>>21685367
Cancer

>> No.21685400

>>21685377
Both mg tho

>> No.21685404

>>21685367
Do you have any general ideas? It would probably be easier to figure out which girl is best suited (either conventionally or ironically) to a story you already have attachment to than picking a girl out of a hat and trying to come up with a story for them.

>> No.21685411

>>21685359
They keep it warm inside of their coats, and it's always steaming hot when they pull it out for a snack

>> No.21685426

>>21685411
So does this mean piping hot cunny?

>> No.21685429
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>>21685367
Tritonia.

>> No.21685431

>>21685426
That's lava and ignis' thing

>> No.21685434
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>>21685388
The dubs have spoken.

>>21685429
Fuck but I also want to do this.

>>21685404
Not really.

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>>21684424

>> No.21685464

>>21685282
Same but with a Dark Slime. She could have Demon friends though.

>> No.21685470
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>>21685431
White horn too.
>The heat of their vagina blows that of their mouth out of the water, and while penetration will make a man feel like he's going to melt from the pleasure and heat; the feeling of being enveloped and warmed up by a white horn's insides, produces even greater pleasure than the physical stimulation of sex.

>> No.21685513

>>21685470
I'd love to have a white horn

>> No.21685632

>>21685513
But do you really think she'd want to have you though? The answer is yes, she would.

>> No.21685634

>>21685470
I still can't decide if white horn is best horse or second best horse.

>> No.21685653

>>21685634
whos 3rd?

>> No.21685655
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>>21685634
>horse

>> No.21685661

>>21685107
Where have you been the last 9 times?!?!
ITS A HOLST!!!

>> No.21685662

>>21685655
face first into doe pussy

>> No.21685669

>>21685655
>dude let me in im a fairy

>> No.21685675

>>21685634
Absolute bestest

>> No.21685682

>>21685661
>Where have you been.
On the wiki activity page.
Where I found that link.

>> No.21685688

>>21685655
>when it snows so much in Wintersburg that you have to dig out your White Horn neighbor
>again

>> No.21685692

>>21685669
I'd let her into my heart

>> No.21685694

>>21684244
>tfw no automaton gf to cook you breakfast in bed

>> No.21685714

>>21685692
i'd let her into my ass
fill me up with her buck muck

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>>21685714

>> No.21685749

>>21685655
That's right, what are you gonna do about it, nerd?

>>21685653
Unicorn.

>> No.21685755
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>>21685669
That doesn't look like any fairy I've seen.

>> No.21685759

>>21685688
Yeah, why can't she be more like your big moose neighbor? Not only does she never get stuck, she's practically a snow plow.

>> No.21685765

If mammybammy can change appearances, can it make me white? I am tired of being a 56% shitskin mutt.

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>>21685744
>giving him a (You)
Bad anon.

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>>21685634
>>21685749
>unicorn is 3rd

...Who's the other member of your top 3.

>> No.21685783

>>21685774
>monsterboy

>> No.21685786

What would a shotgun wedding be like with monsters?

>> No.21685788

>>21685755
But she's so sweet and magical!

>> No.21685790

>>21685783
That's an elf hardly a monster just a pretty boy with a bow

>> No.21685792

>>21685755
What do fairies say when they want to be let in then?
>Titania peering into your window, trying to catch a glimpse
>"Please let me in! I'm...Santa Claus?"
>Stare at her awkwardly for a moment, until you notice she's about to cry. Suddenly, she runs away with her face covered.
>"I'm sorry Santa! I didn't mean to lie!"

>> No.21685793

>>21685783
That's very clearly an elf anon.

>> No.21685794

>>21685774
>nightmare/white horn
>unicorn
>bicorn
>power gap
>shit
>vanilla centaur

>> No.21685799

>>21685786
Like coming home from work to a Redcap with a gun.

>> No.21685811
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>> No.21685818

>>21685799
A Tuesday?

>> No.21685820

>Flat chested Titania being bullied by busty fairies

>> No.21685825

>>21685799
>Just gives you a shotgun blast of demon silver and drags a tied up Sea Bishop out of the closet

Red Caps would be amazing in the world.

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Left or right?

>> No.21685844

>>21685661
She’s their commanding officer, you can’t escape.

>> No.21685859

>>21685434
Could be some researcher who wants to know what it's like to be exposed to a Basilisk's gaze but got more than what he bargained for.

>> No.21685860

>>21685842
Left for headpats right for hugs

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>>21685818
She's glad you feel that way. Look forward to plenty of CQC everyday with your new wife.
>>21685825
That's an amusing scenario. I imagine getting shot with demon silver would make you immediately collapse in orgasm. That poor Sea Bishop is now forced to participate in this crime, and her innocence is ruined. Redcaps would be a frightening opponent, and there should probably be a law that says they need to remain Whitecaps.

>> No.21685863

>>21685820
Wouldn't due to size difference the flatchest still have more mass compared to the bust on the smaller fairy?

>> No.21685869
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ded dragon

>> No.21685877

>>21685869
Those bones stabbing into her tits don't look too comfy

>> No.21685884

>>21685869
I'll be honest, I often forget DragoZombies exist. They are ridiculously sexy and powerful though, and I would marry one. She would be a good match for my other two undead wives.

>> No.21685887
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>>21685884

>> No.21685890

>>21685887
Tentancle can beat the heat!

>> No.21685899

How do flat cows find a mate?

>> No.21685914

>>21684244

Uploading DNA

>> No.21685922

>>21685899
Lolicons.

>> No.21685925

>>21685899
like other flatties

>> No.21685931

>>21685922
But she isn't short enough

>> No.21685934

You can only have one wife. Only one Bicorn. Who do you choose?

>> No.21685948

>>21685934
Bicorn^2

>> No.21685952

>>21685934
I choose to have 1 holst Wife and 1 harem herd of holsts that are technically lower on the totem pole.
Daily competitions will determine who becomes my one and only holst wife for the following day.

>> No.21685961

>>21685948
A quadcorn?

>> No.21685969

What would a robo-zombie girl be like?

>> No.21685973

Wikifag here, I'm done with Jabberfag's twitter. Got 10 images, found some missing sources and artist names.
Should I do the Anubisfags next, Gazerfag?
Or perhaps some other waifufag?

>> No.21685979

>>21685969
I wonder if the heat of her robotic parts would help deal with her need for warmth now I'm thinking of a zombie who wants cool instead of warm

>> No.21685990
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>> No.21685993

>>21685969
Even in death she still serves.

>> No.21685995

>>21685990
Why is she pouting?

>> No.21686004
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21686004

Hey, if we all pitch in we can get those portals opened in September!

>> No.21686006

>>21685973
There are others?

>> No.21686010
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Good moth.

>> No.21686011

>>21685934
A Leanan Sidhe~!
Who else to share my life with than someone who encourages my hobbies and helps me learn things I wish could do and is such a cute and lovely loli~?

>> No.21686012

>>21686010
why didn't he just accept it?

>> No.21686014

>>21685969
She runs windows vista

>> No.21686016

>>21686010
I wish this didn't have daughteru fucking

>> No.21686020

>>21686016
but that was the second best part

>> No.21686022

>>21684244

>Kiss her
>She tells you there was an error with the captcha and that you have to try again.

>> No.21686023
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>>21685934

>> No.21686026

>>21686012
“Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.”
― Winston Churchill

>> No.21686027

>>21686022
But I have a pass

>> No.21686033
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Flat dragons best dragons

>> No.21686035
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>>21686027
It's expired.

>> No.21686038

>>21686026
“Sex...I enjoy it immensely”-Winston Churchill

>> No.21686041

>>21685934
>You can only have one wife.
Is that a bad thing? I had always planned on that with a Holstaur.

>> No.21686043

i want to make a dragon fursona

>> No.21686048

>>21685744

>> No.21686050
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>>21686033
*fat

>> No.21686051

>>21686035
Jokes on you tanuki I won't be giving you any more bitcoin

>> No.21686061
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>>21686004
Attention all monster girl fans: The monster girl world is in great danger and needs your help to open portals to your world, but to do this they need comfortable homes, sturdy furniture and general natal equipment. To help them, all they need is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so they can open the portals and marry you!

>> No.21686069

>>21685783
Elves aren't even considered monsters in MGE, let alone in general

>> No.21686073
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>>21685934
They count as one waifu, right?

>> No.21686075
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21686075

New commissions of the wives got finished today!

https://i.imgur.com/PILFDZQ.png
https://i.imgur.com/hbAvzjd.png
https://i.imgur.com/KWxSc3W.png
https://i.imgur.com/D0JIeqr.png
https://i.imgur.com/SlJRHt4.png
https://i.imgur.com/i90Upnl.png

Artist is Moebell0 on twitter!

>> No.21686081

>>21686075
Nice R@ T@S

>> No.21686082

>>21686073
They would count as one

>> No.21686084
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>>21686075
Cute mice dude.

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>>21686061
More like

Latitude: 37° 14' 3.60" N
Longitude: -115° 48' 23.99" W
September 20th, 2019
3:00am Local Time

>> No.21686095

>>21685934
Kakuen

>> No.21686096

>>21686073
Any good liliraune stories?

>> No.21686105

>>21686061
0408 0150 1602 3042
108
5/10

>> No.21686116
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>>21686096
They have a doujin, something 90% of MGE girls don't have.

>> No.21686129

>>21686116
That the SlapStickStrike from your previous post?

>> No.21686132

>>21686069
Elves are whores.

>> No.21686134
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>> No.21686142
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>>21685759
Moose-chan needs your help!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41YuwX1I3f4

>> No.21686147
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>>21686129
Yes.

>> No.21686148

>>21686132
Elves are cute and the best to befriend

>> No.21686151

>>21686142
Dumb Moose

>> No.21686159
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>>21686132
stfup

>> No.21686165

>>21685862
>friendly affection bat dripping with love
That's pretty funny.

>> No.21686170

>>21686006
I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

>> No.21686172

>>21686132
I'm a whore for elves

>> No.21686175

>>21686069
They're humans with long ears and (sometimes) extra snobbishness.

>> No.21686182
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21686182

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75693965

>> No.21686185

>>21686134
what're they thinking about

>> No.21686187

>>21686075
Fucking wew that milf mouse.

>> No.21686190

>elf fuckers

>> No.21686193
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>>21686185
This.

>> No.21686202

>>21686075
Nice mice.
And god damn, Mom mouse actually looks like she lost weight.

>> No.21686205

>>21686190
Someone has to do it, and you clearly aren't interested.

>> No.21686207

>>21686105
You've officially be scammed into marriage.

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>> No.21686211

>>21686093
>a random del taco in the middle of bumfuck nevada
???

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>>21686190

>> No.21686223

What we really need in this world is another sandworm doujin. A sandworm doujin in which the sandworm is graped, and she goes wild on her newly eaten hubby that was wandering the desert.

>> No.21686227

>>21686207
I guess it's nearly been a decade since that show ended.

>> No.21686229 [SPOILER] 
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>>21686211

>> No.21686238

I want to teach feral monstergirls how to read and write

>> No.21686241
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>>21686223
Who would be the artist?

>> No.21686245

>>21686238
I want to teach feral monster girls how to wife.

>> No.21686257

What's the appeal of a sandworm?

>> No.21686258
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>>21686238
>loli hakutaku's dream

>> No.21686259

>>21686241
No clue. I don't have a favorite doujin artist.

>> No.21686261

>>21686258
Cute Taku.
Gonna take her to bed and let her play with mah cat

>> No.21686265

>>21685934
My dragon, forever and ever.

>> No.21686273
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>>21686257
Being completely enveloped and safe inside her worm body.

>> No.21686278

>>21686069
Isn't it implied in the books that male dwarfs still exist, albeit in very small and dwindling numbers considering that only female dwarfs are born?
Actually how would you tell the difference between a dwarf and a very short human?

>> No.21686281
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21686281

>>21686148
Elves are WHORES.

>> No.21686283

>>21686258
>She goes playing in the forest one day and finds a wild boy her age

>> No.21686288

>>21686257
Sandworm is more geared towards those with a tongue, mouth, and/or vore fetish.
But in non-fetish terms,
>Can live a NEET life with ease
>Don't have to deal with other people
>Your waifu is your home
>Literally a giant, living drill
>Extremely protective
>Possessive
>Very cute on the inside but extremely ferocious and terrifying on the outside
>Extremely lewd by default, even if she doesn't try to be
>A bit simple-minded, would make it fun to teach her things

>> No.21686290

>>21686257
Vore.

>> No.21686293

>>21686281
Most of those are guys.

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21686295

>>21686281
fuk u

>> No.21686298

>>21686293
>elves
>male
Pick one.

>> No.21686299

>>21686278
It's not implied, it's outright stated.

>> No.21686301

What would it be like if your elf childhood friend turned yandere?

>> No.21686308

>>21686205
>>21686212
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1562985199290.webm

>> No.21686312

>>21686295
>whore blush in all panels

>> No.21686313

>>21686298
They're explicitly listed as males in the manga that edit is from, and you knew that before you posted it.

>> No.21686315

>>21686299
can we collectively pretend its just implied?

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>>21686290
Delete this.

>> No.21686318

>>21686288
That actually sounds really nice.

>>21686290
I'm neutral on vore.

>>21686273
Cute gif!

>> No.21686319

>>21686301
Well I guess I have an elf wife now.

>> No.21686321

>>21686281
M-mommy!

>> No.21686325

>>21686315
Why? If it for some reason really bothers you just imagine they're all human midgets pretending to be the last of the male dwarfs for an endless supply of dwarf pussy.

>> No.21686328

>>21686315
Yeah sure, since it kinda sucks

>> No.21686333

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes, on a lonely night lit by a full moon, you can hear the sound of loli wans howling at the moon.

>> No.21686340
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>>21686288
This anon gets it.

>> No.21686344

>>21686313
>elf male
>not just elf tomboys
You're the kind of person that thinks all dwarves are men just because they all have beards.

>> No.21686349

>>21686301
Why would she turn yan?

>> No.21686363

What fetishes would you expect a hellhound to have?

>> No.21686365

>>21686363
The ones you have

>> No.21686367

>>21686363
Femdom and femdom accessories.

>> No.21686371

>>21686363
Handholding, PDA's, maledom, bitch play, pet walks, and spoiling.

>> No.21686379

>>21686363
Anything that involves her being in complete control and you in a submissive and/or degrading position

>> No.21686381

>>21686301
Heavenly

>> No.21686385

>>21686349
She saw you getting close to the more monstrous monsters and started feeling like due to her plainness she couldn't compete

>> No.21686386

>>21686363
Ones that can't be listed in this thread.

>> No.21686388
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>>21686288
They're also quite versatile, what with their ability to learn to take on this lamia-like form.

For me part of their appeal is that they are among the few non-dragon MGE girls who have access to their original giant forms (which would just be awesome to observe), making them a special blend of cool and sexy.

>> No.21686390

>>21686290
I don't think vorefags like sandworms.

>> No.21686394

>>21686385
>Elf cosplaying other monsters

>> No.21686397

>>21686301
What's it like having a childhood friend?

>> No.21686409

>>21686397
It's pretty good until you fall out of contact after her parents have a divorce, and then later hear she became a massive skank.

>> No.21686413

>>21686390
>actively desire to be swallowed by their waifu's
Its vore 101 and the foundation all variants/offshoots of vore derive from.
They might not like it but it's by definition vore.

>> No.21686421

>>21686388
i like simple girls

>> No.21686426

>>21686409
>the mother who caused the divorce in the first place via sleeping around and being a generic cunt won the custody battle because that's just how shit goes in divorce court
>actively encouraged the daughter to be more like her via manipulative encouragement and poor example to make herself feel better about herself and her choices because everyones doing it case in point her daughter so how is she bad for doing it to haha
A classic as old as time and repeated everywhere.

>> No.21686432

>>21686426
It was actually the other way around.

>> No.21686435

Are any mamono similar to Tsumugi and/or Placental Hoshijiro from Knights of Sidonia?

>> No.21686439

>>21686432
Ah, a new take on an old tale. Always a good thing to see.

>> No.21686446
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>>21686413
I despise vore, but the idea behind sandworm is more like a living house (complete with rooms, lighting and furniture). The mouth of the worm is less a mouth and more a door in a sense.

>> No.21686465

>>21686446
And the profile also explicitly says the outer shell is not her main body and says her main body is that fleshy women body.

>> No.21686470

I wonder if I can snuggle with a Wendi inside her coat? Assuming she won't milk my balls dry or bully me

>> No.21686481 [SPOILER] 
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>>21686390
>I don't think vorefags like sandworms

>> No.21686492

I like nonlewd monsters that are fine with me just wanting to stay friends with her

>> No.21686494

>>21686409
>monster girls
>behaving like 3DPD

>> No.21686506

>>21686494
elves are the closest thing to 3dpd

>> No.21686512

>>21686390
I do, just not enough to pick them over others.

>> No.21686517

>>21686506
stop posting

>> No.21686523

>>21686506
Poor MGE male elves.

>> No.21686528

>>21686435
Shogs?

>> No.21686529

>>21686492
And then anon was raped by the monster he friendzoned

>> No.21686537

>>21686523
>male elves
That's not how this works, anon.

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>> No.21686545

>>21686517
and vampires are nearly as 3dpd as them

>> No.21686548
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>>21684235
Post monstergirls with 80s/90s haircuts

>> No.21686556

>>21686528
I was thinking Shog or Sandworm would be closest.
I just wasn't sure if I was missing something better.

>> No.21686568

Cumflate the shorties

>> No.21686592
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21686592

Pat the squid.

>> No.21686593

For my fellow big tit lovers: Does your waifu know the spell that allows them to use their cleavage as a near infinite inventory?

>> No.21686607

>>21686593
Pocket dimensions?

>> No.21686617

>>21686592
I like watching videos of divers petting underwater animals

>> No.21686619

>>21686556
Unless you can somehow combine parasitical shogs with either a sand worm or automaton that's about as good as it gets.

>> No.21686621

>>21686607
more like titty dimension, but close enough.

>> No.21686624

>>21686592
Wanna make her squirt

>> No.21686625

Kobold's a dog. She likes socks.

>> No.21686638

>>21686617
Post them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIfvcWCZZ7w

>> No.21686648

>>21686592
#DidTheSquid

>> No.21686654

>>21686593
>holsts have a secret tiddy dimension of infinite milk

>> No.21686658
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>> No.21686672

>>21686624
i need a kraken to squirt her ink in my butt and tentacle rape me

>> No.21686675

>>21686537
Male elves are considered a type of human in the MGE. They can become incubi just like regular human men.

>> No.21686677

>>21686638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNkK80CXPA

>> No.21686679
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21686679

language barriers!

>> No.21686683
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21686683

What's with this sudden surge of hatred toward elves? I want /tg/s to leave

>> No.21686689

I love elves and I want them to play with my ears

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>>21686679

>> No.21686700

>>21686683
>>21686689
They'd rather spit into your shitty lowly human ears.

>> No.21686702

>>21686675
Nah. Elves are for alping.

>> No.21686707

>>21686658
Cute ryu

>> No.21686712

>>21686702
i agree

>> No.21686714

>>21686679
Я пришел, чтобы коснуться этого толстого хвоста.

>> No.21686719

>>21686683
>hate elves
>spreading awareness about all elves being literal whores who will fight over who gets to hop your dick and that literally no elf is male so they're all free game is hate and not fulfilling the DL's plans

>> No.21686721

>>21686719
stop spamming

>> No.21686724
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21686724

>>21686683

>> No.21686735

>>21686537
It is anon. Just like how male dwarves exist and are bro tier to humans apparently.

>> No.21686737
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21686737

NUMBER ONE

>> No.21686745

>>21686735
Technically speaking aren't elves extinct now? Just incubi's and succubi's that were originally elves?

>> No.21686754

>>21686735
>dwarves
Dorf fort but with monstergirls when

>> No.21686769
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21686769

>>21686257
You get an endless supply of spice, right from the source.
>He who controls the spice controls the universe

>> No.21686772

>>21686745
No isn’t dwarfs the one that are close to being extinct never heard anything about elves

>> No.21686779

>>21686371
That's the kind of Hellhound I could get behind.

>> No.21686804

>>21686769
>sandworm lovers are all vore enthusiast drug addicts
Typical.

>> No.21686808

>>21686745
No elves are doing fine. Pure dwarves are in danger, but once the no male problem is solved dwarves will be fine as dwarven incubi will start being born.

>> No.21686821

>>21686804
Ain't gonna lie. Sounds like a great way to live life

>> No.21686830

We should just give manlets to the dwarves

>> No.21686831

You know, the more I read about the elves the more they really do come off as total whores.
Actively seek out human men ignoring their own males, desire for human men so strong they basically have compasses in their heads pointing toward the nearest human male and will subconsciously head that direction, hyper sensitive everything would probably cum from an ear nibble unironically, skimpy clothes before corruption skimpier clothes after, specifically desire exceedingly degenerate and filthy no-holds barred hardcore sex, common cause of corruption is lesbian predation bullying via other corrupted elves, desire so deep that their body basically autopilot when it sees men as its their true desire despite their haughty concious mind thinking otherwise, will just actively jump men, and denying their true wants and desires ultimately makes them into even bigger whores in the end depending on how long they lie to themselves.
Just literal and unironic whores even before they get corrupted but definitely exceedingly whorish to their core after corruption. Memes aside they're pure whores.

>> No.21686835

>>21686772
>>21686808
Yeah I got them confused for a second there. Guess that's what happens when you're running off pure caffeine and a willpower.

>> No.21686842

>>21686830
>reports are coming in that the uncorrupted male dwarf population somehow sharply rose almost overnight
>leading sabbath scientists suspect, demand more data
>demon lord exceedingly interested, calling for a march to the dwarven capitol
>shortstack succubi outraged, aroused at implications

>> No.21686906

https://youtube.com/watch?v=swmuqGWgZCc
>Kobold's theme song

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>> No.21686931
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21686931

HUGE GUTS

>> No.21686936

>>21686931
I never played Doom, any Doom.

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21686947

https://twitter.com/AltairLeVega/status/1149873098545672192

>> No.21686956

Take for a moment to imagine, an anubis and cheshire cat harem

>> No.21686963

>>21686956
Anubis are dogs, anon.

>> No.21686972

>>21686963
I'm aware of this.

>> No.21686976

What mamono are cute NEETs that would want to spend a bunch of time snuggling and playing games and writing together?

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>>21686963
That's the joke.

>> No.21686991

>>21686972
>>21686977
Yeah, I parsed it correctly AFTER i posted...I think I just need a haku advisor at all times...

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>> No.21686999

>>21686977
I bet she's weak to anal.

>> No.21687003

>>21686991
>>21686977
Well mostly, I was hinting at how the dynamic between anubises and cheshire cats would play out.
>Anubises being very serious and scheduled oriented
>Cheshire cats being the exact opposite

>> No.21687006

>>21686936
How old are you?

>> No.21687014

>>21686912
Those ears are more than a handful.

>> No.21687020 [DELETED] 

>>21687006
12/f/cali

>> No.21687025

>>21687006
Anon, its 2019. He could be a legal adult of several years and still have missed the releases of the good Dooms by years.

>> No.21687027

>>21686994
I like her panties, and how those hip ornaments look like hands gripping her.

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21687033

>>21686999
Name ONE monstergirl that ISN'T weak to anal.

>> No.21687039

>>21687033
Ones with no anus.

>> No.21687042

>>21687033
Slimes, golems, automatons, every monster with a cloaca

>> No.21687052

>>21687033
The ones who are crazy about breeding probably would be unhappy about wasted shots in her rectum.
But it's a different story when she's pregnant.

>> No.21687064

What's better an Angelic Demon or a Demonic Angel?

>> No.21687068

>>21687064
Angelic Demon.

>> No.21687073

>>21687064
What's the difference?

>> No.21687076

>>21687033
Slimes? Technically have no asshole and all. Knowing wonderland alices and the queen probably eat that shit up rather than being weak to it. Alps are basically made for it so I'd have to imagine they'd be like the alices. Any centaur type being what they are I imagine it would be pleasant for them but not something that would floor them. Elf types being what they are I imagine that would just be part and parcel to "filthy, hardcore sex" and so would also not floor them but be something they enjoy. Hakus would probably treat it as a calm lesson on the pleasures of the body. Ghost/undead types that are poor at showing emotions I imagine would emote a bit but again not something I imagine would drop them, same for automatons. Back to that wonderland thing now that I think about it I imagine anything from there would be similar inclined because that's/d/ land and the queen made them.
I'd make cases for things like lamia/fish types because cloacas but I recall KC saying they have human genitals which means they should have a dedicated asshole somewhere.

>> No.21687084

>>21687006
Not him but I’m 23 and I’ve never played any of them either.

>> No.21687088

>>21687064
Whichever has the frilliest lingerie.

>> No.21687090

>>21687073
I imagine the difference between an alice and a dark angel. One comes across as innocent but is a demon the other comes across as whorish but is an angel.

>> No.21687091

>>21687006
Not everyone had luxury of playing computer games while growing up, anon. I'm 27 and I never played it

>> No.21687096

>>21687064
Good girls gone bad is always more fun.

>> No.21687103

>>21687073
It's like pure gyaru and slutty class rep.

>> No.21687111

>>21687088
>Whichever has the frilliest lingerie.
They buy from the same place

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>>21687033
Yao, anal is her strength actually

>> No.21687131

>>21687111
Then whichever has the better taste and knows what colors go best with their skin.

>> No.21687132
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21687132

What monster species would be the objective best at cuddles?

>> No.21687135

>>21687131
Both get Neutral Alignment Gray

>> No.21687153
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>>21684235
Reposting from previous thread.


I'm done with the apophis smut. I hope you all enjoy it and appreciate the effort I put in.
Contains maledom, bondage, and consensual sex
https://pastebin.com/SSmwsznh
Enjoy it while it's up. Copy and save it if you have to, but I'm not leaving it up forever in case I come back and find a mistake.

Also reposting the ratatoskr smut.
Contains similar things as the apophis smut, but with not as much action.
https://pastebin.com/c1gU4nVA
And here's the 1 month renewal. Exactly the same.
https://pastebin.com/uQeCFWki

And here's the Ocelomeh smut.
Also has maledom, bondage, and consensual sex. If I ever make another story, it's probably going to have all three of those "tags".
https://pastebin.com/mXu1J2b1
Reposted so it lasts for 1 month.

I believe I'm done with writing smut. I think I'm going to get my hand out of my pants and play some video games or something. I might come back and even bring some ideas in, but don't count on it.
If you want to repost my work or archive it, go ahead. I probably won't even care if you plagiarize it, just don't reverse plagiarize any edits you make. If you want to give credit, just put "Monster Hunter Anon" or "MHA"

Thank you for reading.

>> No.21687159

>>21687135
That’s boring though, life needs color.

>> No.21687166

>>21687132
Holsts. Big enough to envelope you with her arms while you're securely plopped down in her lap, enough padding to be soft and comfy but enough muscle to effortlessly lift you and move you around till you're both comfortable, warm, big enough to be a personal mattress complete with pillows like some kind of waterbed with a support structure underneath it all that can also embrace you, don't even need to get up for drinks she comes with her own, warm milk before bed, warm and compassionate attitude, cuddle naps mandatory, no matter the position she's soft enough that you don't have any hard bits poking you and your elbows can't bother her with enough muscle that your head or torso won't make her arms fall asleep, every position works wonders for comfiness levels because she's basically a giant teddy bear.
Literally no other mamano can compete.

>> No.21687168

>>21687153
Dude, stop shilling your shit

>> No.21687174

Elves are cute and deserve hugs not rape

>> No.21687178

>>21687132
Dormice! They spend so much time doing it, there's no question that they'd be the best!

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>>21687166
That's a good argument for Moos, but wouldn't Tritonia, Weresheep and big squishy sneks give stiff competition?

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21687203

>open computer
>my desktop icons have been reshuffled
Nani the fuck you cybersuccs?

>> No.21687208

>>21687006
26, don't really go for the FPS stuff.

>> No.21687212

>>21687190
Nah. Tritonia's come with fairies which just get in the way otherwise one of you squishes them so freedom of cuddle reposition is hampered, weresheep come with built in chloroform and they don't have the tactile pleasure of flesh that envelopes you so not only are you not concious to enjoy it but the actual tactile sense it not as good, and sneks are cool rather than pleasantly warm and all those tails are is muscle and scale so it's more like you're on slightly supple plastic tubing when it should be soft and squishy flesh that gives just enough to be comfortable but muscled enough to be supportive.
None come with proper built in pillows or drink dispenser and the 2 comfier candidates are too small to be used as a mattress.
There's just no competition when holsts not only check off all required boxes but actively make more that augment the experience.

>> No.21687217

>>21687132
Either sneks, which can wrap you up completely, or winged girls, who can cover you with their wings.

>> No.21687219

>>21687153
Sorry to see you go, anon. I'm not a good reviewer when it comes to writing but your greentexts are good even before the edits and if you practiced a bit more on normal story writing they'd flow better as well as not pushing so much on yourself back to back so soon helping you produce better material.
Basically, don't let the harsher critics or inexperience get you down if thats why you feel like bailing on writing.

>> No.21687224

>>21687212
>Tritonia's come with fairies
That's Titania you ignorant fuck

>> No.21687244

>>21687224
No idea why I blanked on that. Equally poor fair when it comes to cuddles though.
Cold, slimy so you get colder, cuddles actively make them think they own you on top of desiring sex so it's not like the cuddles even last long once initiated.
It's like holsts were actively made for lazy days cuddling together and embracing eachother with sex being an optional addition rather than a required next step or something.

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>>21687203
You haven't been downloading suspicious software have you?

>> No.21687254

>>21687249
It wasn't be that downloaded anything it was my childhood friend a nice cheshire that did

>> No.21687255

>>21687132
It's essentially a jubjubs function.

>> No.21687261

>>21687249
Just stuff I needed to get vintage porn games from Tanuki Corp. running.

>> No.21687266

>>21687249
>cheshires figure out how to teleport into cyberspace just like they can teleport back and forth between wonderland and the real world
>rick rolls and jumpscare memes abound
>they reverse your controller input at the worst time
>500ms ping spikes
>kill your download speeds when you're trying to watch netflix or download a patch
>"that captcha was invalid"

>> No.21687270

Never let monstergirls use your computer

>> No.21687280

>>21687270
>Let your monster friend borrow your phone so she cant make a call since her's died
>When she returns it she added lewd pictures of herself to your photo albums
>changed the background to her cleavage
>Lastly changed her name in your contact list to "Girlfriend"

>> No.21687283

>>21687270
Never let a diamond-suit Wonderland girl use your computer. Because if she finds your fetish folder...may God have mercy upon you

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>>21687249
smug.exe is the least of your concerns.

>> No.21687294

>>21687283
I hope she likes wearing leather.

>> No.21687298

>>21687289
>when your computer starts leaking purple.

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>>21687219
Thanks, anon. Hopefully there will be more people who write similar smut to mine but better.
The way I write is kind of like this:
>Try to avoid repeating the same thing. Use different phrases and words if the same kind of thing is being written. Use a thesaurus.
>Look at Halo 5's campaign for reference. It contains pretty much everything a writer SHOULDN'T do.
>Re-read each paragraph, or at least each sentence. Ideally, the entire story would be re-read and edited to ensure consistency and adherence to" Chekhov's Gun".
>Start writing with a mind full of motivation and creativity, but don't piss it out willy-nilly. Begin with the end in mind.

I'm ultimately an amateur, even by hobbyist standards. I don't imagine myself to be terrible at writing at least, but Dunning-Kreuger effect and Deviantart ensure that I'm not considered shit relatively-speaking.

>> No.21687302

>>21687289
Doesn't this just clean trash files and pack fractured ones? It smells perfectly operatic to me.

>> No.21687309

>>21687289
But can I download a car?

>> No.21687315

How does a dragon end up as a maid?

>> No.21687317

>>21687315
The discovery of that one asteroid has made gold worthless so she's broke now.

>> No.21687319

>>21687283
>diamond finds my browser history complete which tags I gravitate towards the most
Oh...oh god no. I'm 95% sure KC doesn't find ANY of that kosher.

>> No.21687320

You wouldn't download a kiki

>> No.21687334

>>21687315
You throw a maid outfit at her and tell her to put it on.
Or just tell her the sabbath figured out alchemy ages ago meaning golds worth tanked ages ago and only physical labor is worth anything anymore so she needs to work hard to increase her net worth.

>> No.21687335

>>21687320
Of course not. Kiki antiviruses download themselves automatically when they detect "malware" on your computer, though for some odd reason they false positive images of other girls as trash to be cleaned up.

>> No.21687337

>>21687319
KC is fine with everything as long as it doesn't involve NTR or ryona/guro.

>> No.21687341
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>>21687132
Your waifu. It's actually ratas, they basically come with a cuddle bed

>> No.21687345

>>21687337
Or basically anything /d/ or futa. He doesn't care if its kept to headcanon but he's made it explicitly clear his setting has none of that unless someone else puts it in.

>> No.21687348

Speaking of computers could I run a slime through a 3d printer?

>> No.21687349

>>21687320
Kiki's are for mail ordering.

>> No.21687351

>>21687315
She doesn't actually do much maid stuff, she just likes the outfit.

>> No.21687352

>>21687283
>"oh wow, these girls really like dogs a lot anon-kun"

>> No.21687353

>>21687348
I dunno, man. You're asking if you can run a slime through a device that heats things up to a few hundred degrees and chops them up into pieces of random sizes technically. That seems...bad.

>> No.21687357

>>21687351
>and wants to clam-slam the kobayashi

>> No.21687358

>>21687349
what about the kiki mail ordering herself for you

>> No.21687366

>>21687349
>order a kiki online
>she bursts out of her cardboard box with an excited "hello, master!", then sheepishly cleans up all the packing peanuts she scattered
Mail order maids are only slightly defective but they are doing their best.

>> No.21687369

>>21687358
That's just being a good maid. Master not only didn't even need to lift a finger but his problems were taken care of before he was even aware of them ensuring sanctity of mind and body. Truly the hallmark of a good maid at work.

>> No.21687370

>>21687358
Clearly a good maid knows when her master needs a maid before he does

>> No.21687374

>>21687345
>Or basically anything /d/ or futa
I believe he's only stated that with futa. He's okay with it. It just isn't gonna make it into an official book, but in the same breath, he said it does/can happen in the setting. What he has said is that monster girls are more than happy to indulge into whatever fetish you have. They're just happy your lust is directed towards them. He's probably one of the most open-minded guys out there.

Anything goes as long as no one is suffering. That's the main point of MGE. It's a escapist, paradise fantasy where the reader gets to decide their fantasy and what happens in it.
Few rules so you can make it fit your tastes.

>> No.21687376

>>21687366
Think of it this way. You know how ordering a PC means it comes with bloatware you can't properly uninstall or an OS you didn't want whereas building a PC means the exact parts and programs you want? Mail order kiki's just means you can polish them into the exact kind of maid you want rather than ordering a pretrained kiki model.

>> No.21687379

How embarrassed would a lazy kiki get if you ordered a maid to clean her messy room

>> No.21687381

>>21687374
That's more or less what I was getting at. He personally won't include any of that stuff in setting but he's not against you having a waifu into it. Just don't expect it to be setting canon basically.

>> No.21687390

>>21687379
>have a lazy kiki that was your childhood friend
>get a mail order young kiki for double the energy because she now has to clean for 2 people
>lazy kiki takes this as an insult and starts to try and out maid the mail order kiki
>mail order kiki doesn't know exactly what she's doing but she'll try her best until she does!
>lazy kiki is exhausting herself because she's not used to any of this and has no idea what she's doing but she'll be damned if she let's this kid bogart her setup
>every day it's an excited but uncoordinated speed demon trying her best who can't quite reach everything yet vs a constantly flagging and lazy kiki who's trying to find the best shortcuts to keep up

>> No.21687391

>>21687379
It'd be even more embarrassing for her if her master just cleaned her room for her.

>> No.21687407

>>21687391
Even better if you do it while wearing a butler uniform while referring to her as mistress

>> No.21687412

I want to force a loli Kiki to clean my dick with her mouth!

>> No.21687422
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>>21687351
>>21687391
This is fine

>> No.21687428

>>21687390
>Lazy Kiki finally gets a step up, cleaning a room in record time, smug and beaming
>Mail order Kiki is earnestly and sincerely impressed by her "Senpai", praising her skills and speed without a hint of malice
>"Oh whoops, you missed a small spot though," the mail-order Kiki says, walking over to the carpet
>she lifts it, blowing up a huge cloud of hidden dust and causing both Master and Lazy Kiki to break out coughing while she dutifully collects it in a dustbin
>"There! All done! Great work, everyone!" Now the Mail order Kiki is beaming, while the Lazy Kiki just looks at her Master with an embarrassed blush

>> No.21687430

>>21687422
Lazy meidos get punished

>> No.21687432
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21687432

Let's talk about the classic MGs.

The pre MGQ and MGE era if you will.

>> No.21687443

>>21687366
I want a want to buy a overly perverted kiki on the internet.

>> No.21687457

>>21687432
wanna nut in that fish

>> No.21687459

If you have a lazy kiki all you have to do is tell her mom about it

>> No.21687461

>>21687459
Isn't that likely to result in oyakodon?

>> No.21687465

>>21687461
>Isn't that likely to result in oyakodon?
More likely the kiki just gets a spankin and the mom leaves her tied up on your bed

>> No.21687480

>>21687465
>tied up Kiki
I don’t know why but this specific idea is getting me really hard right now, I want to fuck the hell out of a tied up Kiki right now while she’s helpless to do anything about it, it’s not like she wouldn’t like it though.

>> No.21687487
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>>21687457
How's about you stay away from my waifu friend.

The fox sounds more your style anyway.

>> No.21687493

Why are monsters so sexist to men

>> No.21687494

>>21687487
I'm going to tie those 2 together facing eachother so I can mating press one while the other is forced to watch being flipping them over and mating pressing the other one repeating as necessary until they bare me children.

>> No.21687509

Kikis are great but hear me out what about Kikimoras with wings

>> No.21687530

>>21687509
Might be hard to clean with harpy wings, but a flying angel-type maid would be pretty convenient. She can dust behind the tallest shelves no problem!

>> No.21687533

>>21687509
What about having dumb little wrist wings?

>> No.21687559
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>>21687432
Okay

>> No.21687568 [SPOILER] 
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>>21687457
This is the only fish you deserve anon.

>> No.21687570
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21687570

>Taking a hellhound to church

>> No.21687580

>>21687570
What is a honest Christian father supposed to do when his hellpups daughters would rather bully the neighbor's son rather than go to church?

>> No.21687600

>>21687580
Pick her up by her scruff, wrassler her into her sunday best, rescruff her into the car, then into the pews, and then tell her to sit. If she refuses boop her nose with a rolled up paper(it's okay child abuse doesn't exist to catholics or protestants), and tell her she'll get a treat if she behaves.

>> No.21687609

>>21687570
>You will never hear chains snapping and a ferocious 'AWOOOOOooo!' when exploring a dungeon.

The Hellhound has broken free of the cultist's restraints!

>> No.21687610

>>21687568
I really liked azshara new model. Shame there isn't more porn of her.

>> No.21687611

>>21687153
These were fun, thanks for the smut.

>> No.21687612 [SPOILER] 
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Tell me Yeti Anon, would you introduce a Yeti to Ski Free?

>> No.21687630

Oh shit! I almost forgot but that anon talking about yeti's reminded me.
Tomorrow(today, I guess) is saturday. That means I'm gonna be BBQing meat meat meat and maybe some pineapples and not a shitty piece of vegetable in sight.
Thanks, anon. I would have napped through it otherwise.

>> No.21687642

>>21687630
grill some yams you heathen
and corn

>> No.21687658

>>21687568
>This is the only fish you deserve anon.
But that's a great fish to nut in.

>> No.21687677

>>21687630
>this is the actual diet of average americans
Filthy gaijins

>> No.21687693

>>21687642
Yams a shit gimme sweet potatoes but without the irony. Corn a shit to unless it's in bread form with literally no solid kernels left.
>>21687677
>america stronk even when our leader is crashing this shit with no survivors because it eats protein and carbo-loads at every meal and works out every single day via carrying the world's economy on it's back
>doesn't even have any competition because the rest of the world is herbivore countries full of herbivore men all lacking the only requirements for making gains in their diets and soft flat teeth

>> No.21687699

>>21687693
>Yams a shit gimme sweet potatoes
those are literally interchangeable names

>> No.21687707

>>21687699
I fucking told you hold the irony.

>> No.21687715

>>21687707
Are you currently inebriated?

>> No.21687721

>>21687707
>accidentally forgot the closer
You DO know that they're actually entirely different species from 2 different continents and that whenever you ate a "yam" it was actually just a slightly different flavor of sweet potato and that you've almost guaranteeably not had a TRUE yam in your entire life, right?

>> No.21687724

>>21687721
Yes, but no one can agree on which species is a yam and which is a sweet potato.

>> No.21687744

>>21687724
The real answer is "yes". The proper answer is sweet potatoes taste better and aren't considered vegetables anymore so its kosher.

>> No.21687754

What's more effective, disciplinary spankings or disciplinary buttfucking?

>> No.21687756
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>>21687432
Monsters back then were more monstrous, for sure.

>> No.21687764

>>21687754
Why not both?
>>21687756
I honestly kind of miss "old" MG design mentality. Too often it's just cosplay-tier and they shy on keeping the base species more "monstrous" bits.

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>>21687600
And best of luck to you.

>> No.21687775

>>21687773
It's why you bribe the wife with something or trick her into helping. She can grab one of the bigger ones in each hand and you can manhandle and/or bribe/trick the munchkin.

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>>21687756
What modern monsters have HUGE hair?

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>>21687432
>>21687756
>>21687778

90s Capcom seemed to rather like monster girls.

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>>21687782

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>>21687775
That depends heavily on her mood though. And also doesn't work if you're lucky enough to get 4+ pups.

>> No.21687830

>>21687809
You encourage child warfare at that point, anon. Ask any parent that exceeds 1 kid the best thing you can do is make the older one raise the younger one with an iron fist because delegating like that saves you so much hassle and no one gets on you for child abuse when it's an 8 year old sleeperholding a 5 year for misbehaving.
"If you guys behave you get X" then sit back and watch as anytime one of them does something possibly stupid the other 3 punch him when you aren't looking.

>> No.21687841

>>21687830
>"If you guys behave you get X"
Sounds like a grand way to get them to do anything but X just because they can.
Y'know probably your best bet is the use of (not blatantly obvious) reverse psychology.

>> No.21687875

>>21687841
Nah anon the X is whatever they want. Icecream, sugar, gta3, etc. So long as they behave for the specified period of time/specific act they get it. Never renege they'll never believe you again but if you hold your end of the bargain kids will basically stab eachother than risk the potential loss.
Hellhound families are basically the purest most condensed form of trailer trash family you can get as far as the dynamics involved are. Every kid will be a hellion and the mother won't be much help in that matter but likewise the psychology that can be applied to control the situation temporarily is the same.
Want to go to church, employ child warfare tactics and state the reward, figure out what your wife needs for a bribe then use it(paw massages if she's pregnant maybe because fun fact they can't do that themselves in that state without making things worse so your skill are now a commodity), let them be shits till you get to church, tell them its shape up time and let the wife emphasize that so they know it means business, enjoy a solid hour or so of mild and quiet wrangling, then take them out for icecream where they can promptly lose their minds, before driving home, tossing them outside for the rest of the day to burn down the neighborhood, and use the quiet time to give your wife her reward.
If you sugar'd and caffeinated the kids right they'll have tired themselves out fucking about outside and the resulting sugar and caffeine crashes means you just have to scoot their prone forms into a pile and throw a blanket on them.

>> No.21687879

>>21687875
All in all its wildly easier than raising a normal kid that needs attention, parental love, guidance, and caretaking because they do all that themselves or are too distracted for them to have noticed it in the first place.

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>>21687879
>not giving them that anyway

>> No.21687901

>>21687888
Oh you can do that all you want just don't expect it to make a difference in their outcome too much.
You ever watch malcom in the middle? You'd be Hal.

>> No.21687903

>>21687901
Fortunately I was allergic to live action TV.

>> No.21687907

>>21687432
YYH sure was nice.

>> No.21687911

What if i pin my hellhound waifu to the ground and call her my breeding bitch as i start fucking. What would she do?

>> No.21687916

>>21687903
That's a shame. Malcolm in the middle was one of the few shows that would have made suffering watching the rest of the deluge of shit of that era entirely worth it. Seriously, a solid 8-9/10 for its entire 6ish year run.

>> No.21687923

>>21687911
She'll play along because she thinks it's cute

>> No.21687928

>>21687911
Use her hellhound strength and mass to reverse your hold and then proceed to sexually punish you for trying that and to reassert her dominance.

>> No.21687937

>>21687923
Well that sounds nice.

>>21687928
So does this.

>> No.21687974
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Fairy stretching is my hobby

>> No.21687988
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>>21687974
Fairies are not for lewding no rape

>> No.21687994

>>21687988
What if the fairy lewds you while you dont lewd her?

>> No.21687995

>>21687974
Tutorial Fairies shouldn't be saying such things!

>> No.21688013

>>21687994
Shove them down the pants because they are NOT for lewding

>> No.21688019

>>21688013
but she already shoved you down her panties

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>>21687995
You should probably clean your fairy then

>> No.21688072

How many kids would you want to have with your waifu? Do keep your own financial resources in mind

>> No.21688086

>>21688072
>how many
Keep things lively with 1 every couple of years for awhile give or take country style.
>financial resources
They're holsts, they literally pay for themselves at least once a day but probably 2-3 times a day to avoid irritation.

>> No.21688094

>>21688072
>how many
I don't know. How often do Dragons breed?
>financial resources
Unless the value of gold and jewels collapses, that won't be a problem.

>> No.21688166

>>21688094
>Unless the value of gold and jewels collapses,
yeah

>> No.21688182
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>>21688166
Bling is eternal, right?

>> No.21688188

>>21688166
There have been gold panics before

>> No.21688201

>>21688188
Gonna nab a Nuki!

>> No.21688208

>>21688188
At least we didn't invest in tulips!

>> No.21688214

>>21688072
At least four, 2 boys 2 girls is what I want so whenever the DL get’s off her dick throne and gets to work making sons an option.
>>21688086
This, having a Holstaur wife would mean lots of extra income assuming you’re a good husband.

>> No.21688223

>>21688208
Yeah instead we had cryptos

>> No.21688229

>>21688223
>dragon with a digital hoard
But how does she lounge on it?

>> No.21688233

>>21688208
Imagine all the bankrupt Dutch raccoons after the tulip crash, you could buy them off the street several at a time, fluff is at an all time low and it’s time to invest.

>> No.21688238

>>21688229
They can't, probably reason why they are not so interested in them
Same goes for stocks, bonds, options, etc.

>> No.21688256

>>21688233
Nah, Tanukis caused the crash. Isn't it obvious?

>> No.21688262

>>21688233
>dutch
ew, no

>> No.21688267

>>21688256
Yes but why would they cause a crash? The same reason all monsters do what they do, to get a husband. You gotta think 3 moves ahead of the shifty fluffs.

>> No.21688268

>>21688039
>hosing down the fairy after an afternoon of anal spelunking

>> No.21688272

>>21688262
You don't like tall girls?

>> No.21688274

Remember to invest in Tanuki. Cum inside her now and soon enough you will have two Tanikis!

>> No.21688365

>>21688274
>Just 2
You gotta invest BIG

>> No.21688367

>>21688238
>stock, bonds, etc.
>not lounging on bearer bonds

>> No.21688371

>>21688367
I only invest in bearbutt bonds

>> No.21688373

>>21688166
>>21687317
So a Dragon claiming Psyche16 for herself when?

>> No.21688431
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21688431

Is it good practice for your monster waifu to have a human disguise?

>> No.21688463
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How willing would a lich be to train a human in the arts of necromancy so he can raise his own undead harem?

>> No.21688467

>>21688431
If you want to go anywhere which might need it yeah

>> No.21688472

>>21688431
She's already pretty good at it but practicing it every now and again doesn't hurt.

>> No.21688497

>>21688431
>Pochi mge onee-san doujin
What species?

>> No.21688513

>>21688497
Demons of course. Is that even a question

>> No.21688530

>>21688513
it has a question mark.

>> No.21688533

>>21688513
Of course. You could have Banshee, shoggy, kiki, dark mage, elf, succubus, nura, kejourou, unagi, inari, etc... tons pf potential onee-sans for pochi to use.

>> No.21688534

I wanna get fucked by a hellhound until she calls me her personal sex slave!

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Rowdy night.

>> No.21688616
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>>21688497
Shub-Niggurath.

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>> No.21688639

>>21688623
Initiate program?

>> No.21688646
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>>21688639

>> No.21688647

>>21686301
Would she drop me like a fucking elk?

>> No.21688672

>>21688463
>>21688463
They need interns, after all. Im sure depending on your aptitude, they might teach you a thing or two
That said, you have to use the opportunity to learn as much as you can while working under her, then go out and become a necromancer of your own. Like a real scientist

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>>21688647
>elk

>> No.21688691

>>21687349
>order a Kikimora maid online
>the first time you see her she’s shitfaced, in a tracksuit, and yelling at you in angry Russian
>bitch I just wanted you to clean my house

>> No.21688705

>>21688680
What naughty things did Whitehorn-nee do?

>> No.21688708
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https://exhentai.org/g/1445682/0a4423246f/

>> No.21688721

>>21688616
>a thousand young
what a ho bag

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>>21688705
https://i.imgur.com/xzD9WTJ.png

>> No.21688738

I think elves deserve to be hugged

>> No.21688740

>>21687988
Things would be so much different if my childhood friend was a fairy instead of an asshole.

>> No.21688743

How do you guys pick favorite mamono?
What makes your waifu stand out over the rest?

>> No.21688758
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>>21688743
You'll know when you've found her.

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>>21688732
But that's not naughty! Surely Eros will bless such kind, loving couples with a gift!

>> No.21688763

How does a monster pick a favorite humano?
What makes their husbando stand out over the rest?

>> No.21688765

>>21688758
That's always what I hear, but I don't get it.
Just when I think I know, I don't.

>> No.21688778

>>21688743
Things will just make sense or "click" when it happens. There's also that saying of "You don't choose your waifu she chooses you"

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>> No.21688794
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>>21688785
It's a fine thing to live in Kemonomimi City, with their fancy city slickers and carry-okees, but why not come down to Snow-Mofu Village? It's only an hour by train from Winterstown.

>> No.21688801

>>21688778
I've heard both of those.
But any time something seems to click, something else overclicks. Sometimes this happens in loops for a while, until the loop is overridden.

>> No.21688812
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What kind of TV shows would banshees like?

>> No.21688813

>>21688794
>but why not come down to Snow-Mofu Village?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOlJixJAhPM

>> No.21688817

>>21688812
Romance dramas, animal rescue shows, any excuse for a good happy cry.

>> No.21688819

>>21688743
You take your fetishes into account, and then you look at the monsters who fit those.
>What makes your waifu stand out over the rest?
I like dragons, strong women who are softies inside. Hits all the boxes for me, especially if she’s a tomboy.

>> No.21688823

>>21688812
you know i sill have not read her profile.

>> No.21688839

>>21688819
I run into some issues there as well, as some of my fetishes are mutually exclusive.
>Loli
>Flatties
>Shortstacks
>Tall onee-sans with .moderately sozed breasts
>Pale girls
>Gentle tan girls
>Robot etc. girls
>Plant girls
>Slime girls
>Human-on-the-surface girls

>> No.21688841

>>21688743
You don't pick her, she picks you.

>> No.21688851

>>21688743
Abilities, general look, attitudes, and my fetishes.

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>>21688823

>> No.21688859

>>21688839
And those are just my body-type fetishes.
Most other fetishes can apply with any mamono (either something nearly any mamono can/will do with her husband or something that can be solved with a helpful application of potions).

>> No.21688863

>>21688855
I feel it would be too cringy so i've avoided reading it.

>> No.21688864

>>21688851
Here's the problem; I have different mamono standing out to me for each of those.

>> No.21688875

>>21688864
I enjoy most species but I've got a few monsters that crossover with multiple species so I go for them.
I enjoy harems too so that helps.

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>>21688841
Scary.

>> No.21688888

>>21688863
Based and cringepilled.

>> No.21688892

>>21688743
You just read a profile until one clicks.
I'm stuck between Cheshire and Rata. I think it's a Catherine/Katherine situation. At least I finally have some names for them.

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>> No.21688907

>>21688892
Why not both

>> No.21688912

>>21688892
Like I mentioned, sometimes they do click, but something else inevitable (and invariably shortly afterwards) outclicks them, so to speak, and it falls into loops within loops.

>>21688875
A harem might work; but overlap doesn't work so much for the species I tend to fall towards.

At the very least, I've narrowed it down to a much smaller, less elaborate loop.

>> No.21688922

I’m gonna be the ultimate vigilante in MGC, I won’t stop until every evil MG is impregnated!

>> No.21688937

>>21688841
That is probably quite literal on their end.

>> No.21688941

Hug the undead no matter what type they are

>> No.21688948

>>21688941
Hug a Pharaoh?

>> No.21688954

>>21688948
of course

>> No.21688956
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>>21688941

>> No.21688957

>>21688948
Only if she lets you. Even better if you overcome her telling you not to hug her.

>> No.21688958

>>21688954
But she's scary.

>> No.21688962

>>21688958
doesnt matter undead get hugs

>> No.21688968
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What is she looking at?

>> No.21688972

>>21688962
Is that why those skeletons keep trying to pat you?

>> No.21688976

>>21688855
can i get the cliffnotes version?

>> No.21688978

>>21688968
Videos of a bug zapper

>> No.21688982

>>21688968
People’s plans to break into Area 51. She’s hoping they make it so she and the rest of the monster girls there can go free.

>> No.21688983

Thinking over it more, even when other mamono stand out briefly, there are about four mamono I keep drifting back towards.

>> No.21688988
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>>21688958
She's not so bad once you get to know her.

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>>21688976
No.

>> No.21689006

>>21688976
Sexy girl likes sex. You should sex her.

>> No.21689014

Have these threads ever changed your opinion on a monstergirl

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>>21689006
What if I just want to cuddle?

>> No.21689025

>>21688976
What I'll tell you is something the profile won't (but it mentioned by KC on her making of article). Namely that before Hel adopted them as her servants, they were a race of elves cursed to foretell death and seek out the dying but be unable to do anything to really help.

>> No.21689035

>>21688983
These being Sylph, Shoggoth, Dormouse, and Apsara.

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>>21689014
I would probably be much more indifferent to wendigos if not for this thread. Still don't want one as a mate, but like how funny and cute the thread made them.

>> No.21689041

>>21688743
My safest bet is inari or angel, but they're pretty basic since not only are they basically humans with extra parts stuck on them, but they have inoffensive personalities. Kikimora and yeti are also pretty safe due to their respect for their partner, though they're actually more "monstrous" in appearance. Kikimora seem a bit too submissive for me, though, and the activities I like involve dexterity, which means paws are going to be a problem.

Personality-wise, I like kobolds and cu sith, but I don't like their physical designs. The latter is obvious, but the former has too much dog stuff. A collar is one thing, but a bowl and leash are just too animalistic and undignified. Also I don't like lolis or borderline lolis. I'm ok with short women, but they have to have obvious secondary sexual characteristics.

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>>21689025
Banshees are too nice to be elves though.

>> No.21689046

>>21689043
Banshees always make me wish I could hug them all

>> No.21689049

>>21689043
Don't put so much stock into stereotypes anon. Especially given the banshees were not forest elves (as far as we know).

>> No.21689053

>>21689024

You can do that too.

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>>21689053
Nice.

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would you open a restaurant with an mg?

>> No.21689086

>>21689075
These light novels are getting really specific.

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>>21689075
What kind of isekai stories would MG writers make?

>> No.21689099

>>21689095
Ones about them going to a new world to be the big bad evil

>> No.21689102

>>21688794
>Snow-Mofu Village
Would move to in a heartbeat

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>>21689086
https://www.animemaru.com/new-light-novel-consists-entirely-of-one-long-title/

>> No.21689116

>>21689035
Thinking further, while other mamono satisfy certain fetishes of mine much more, Sylph or Apsara would be my favorite overall.

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>>21684927
Plug it in and let the fun begin
Big booty time tonight.
Penis will touch vagina in a big and exciting way.
All purchases are final.

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>> No.21689141

What would you do if your waifu turned invisible

>> No.21689144

>>21689112
At least some of them are self-aware

>> No.21689145

>>21689141
Have sex

>> No.21689152

>>21689145
How was that in any way r9k?

>> No.21689157

>>21689133
>yurishit

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>>21689152
No, I mean real sex.

>> No.21689173

Isi it possible for a pslime to infest a mamono?

>> No.21689176

When adventuring alone take care to not be snapped up by a yandere monster seeking to "protect" you from the strong monsters you will encounter

>> No.21689199

>>21689133
Sauce?

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>>21689159
Chimaeras deserve more love. I wish we had art of one shooting fire from her tail and/or hands.

>>21689173
We've covered this before, no parasitic monster is known to be able to infest another monster.

>> No.21689204

>>21689176
Actually, I'd be fine with that provided she's a species I really like.

>> No.21689212

>>21689057
Those are very important.

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>>21689173
No.

>> No.21689220

>>21689201
>"She's heading this way. Looks bad."

>"How bad? How many heart pupils does she have?"

>"All of them."

>"Chief god help whoever she grabs."

>> No.21689227

>>21689201
>>21689214
That's a shame. A pslime-infested mamono would let me fit nearly everything I want into a single waifu.

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>> No.21689249

>>21689141
How did she turn invisible?

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>>21689212
Know what else is important?

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>>21689157

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Something's wrong here.

>> No.21689293

>>21689287
Did the grape snake get graped?

>> No.21689297

>>21689133
Anon that's fucking lewd.

>> No.21689308

>>21689227
I mean, I could have a Sylph waifu who likes music and dancing and a Slime Carrier mechanic waifu who builds a robot proxy body for the Pslime. Different proxy bodies would give different body type kinks, roleplay could satisfy the priestess and maid kinks, and so on.

>> No.21689361

>>21688743
I read her profile on release and knew she was the best one for me.

>> No.21689391

>>21689287
Imagine being sandwiched between their breasts

>> No.21689398
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I want to serve two lewd loli vampire mistresses

>> No.21689418

>>21689398
Why loli? Why not have two CC vampire sisters fight over who gets to drink your blood first?

>> No.21689421

>>21689199
>72700215
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72700215
Learn how to use pixiv.

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>>21689361
Who is she?

>> No.21689443

>>21689418
It's easier to be a chair when they're smaller and you only have so much blood to give. Hopefully they would have a smaller appetite.

>> No.21689448

>>21689418
That sounds nice too, but I am basing them on the scarlet sisters. Lolidom is just so very nice. My fantasy involves them being pearshaped, so not completely loli I guess.

>> No.21689469

>>21689438
Dark Mage.
I know they're the cosplayest tier possible but I love big tits, ara ara types, mages in general and find the idea of living in a comfy house in a forest really appealling. They're perfect.

>> No.21689481

>>21689469
Great taste. Just ignore the "cosplay tier" memers

>> No.21689486

>>21689481
I was one before seeing that profile

>> No.21689500

>>21689486
Cured by a Dark Mage. They brew a lot of potions I guess

>> No.21689507

>>21689486
Dark mage got tired of the bullying and stole your heart with magic

>> No.21689519

>>21689507
>pouting dark mage

>> No.21689524

>>21689507
>Dark Mage Phantom Thief
Well now I have another commission idea for the wife. Black and red is pretty much her motif too, so this would be perfect.

>> No.21689526

>>21688743
Things just clicked when I saw Baphos and ratas

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>> No.21689532

>>21689527
Important place?

>> No.21689533

>>21689527
I wish those were my earmuffs.

>> No.21689536

>>21689526
Baphs are nice.

>> No.21689545

>>21688743
I read the profile and it all sort of just clicked into place as I went through it and a lightbulb came on at the very end. I was never into waifuism before that but having had it happen I can see how people get so sucked into it.

>> No.21689559

>>21688743
Over several years she usurped the previous contender.

>> No.21689564

>>21689536
And are perfect height too

>> No.21689565

>>21689025
isn't that a myth involving apollo and some chick who pissed him off for some reason?

>> No.21689569
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>>21689532
Yes.

>> No.21689574

>>21689569
>>21689527
And this is why I absurdly love Anubi

>> No.21689575

>>21689569
A place of worship

>> No.21689583

>>21688743
I don’t have a favorite species. I have personalities that I like and I interchange it with any MG I’m feeling that day.
>tfw the portals open and I get a doppelgänger who has a penchant for sappy love stories like me

>> No.21689590

>>21689569
>>21689527
I feel that pharaohs would have better thighs.

>> No.21689592

>>21689565
>Apollo
I’m big on ancient mythos and all but every time I hear that name I just think of Fabio getting hit in the face by a goose.

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>> No.21689605

>>21689590
I guess. I am a little biased towards the glorious pharaoh though. Doesn't mean anubis aren't great. They are holy too!

>> No.21689641

>>21689605
All brown desert girls deserve to have their thick thighs given thorough oil massages.

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>> No.21689652

>>21689642
I wouldn’t mind having a yeti waifu who teaches me how to ice skate so we can play hockey together.

>> No.21689665

>>21689641
>All brown girls deserve to have their thick thighs given thorough oil massages.

FTFY anon. Remember always give your waifu massages when she asks for them, they work so hard to put a smile on your face, why not repay them a little?

>> No.21689666

>>21689652
I wonder if Yetis get mean out on the ice. It wouldn't be hockey without some roughhousing.

>> No.21689672

>>21689666
They're evil fucks, satan. Of course they'd get mean.

>> No.21689673

>>21689666
They’d get rough but not enough to really hurt you, they’d just check you into the boards and grab your crotch to see if you’re wearing a cup or not.

>> No.21689677

>>21689583
>tfw the portals open and all I really notice for a while is that the weather is always the temperate, brisk breeze that I like and the coincidences of the wind happening to do things that I want it to increase in frequency

>> No.21689679

>>21689666
couldn't it be like it dog days?

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>>21689641
This anon knows what's up.

>> No.21689683

After extensive study I have come to the conclusion that Jinkos are scary and dangerous to mate with.

>> No.21689686

>>21689683
Show your work

>> No.21689690

>>21689680
This is a blessed Anubis image. Would grope and fuck.

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>>21689673
>Yeti cup check
>If you're wearing one they tear it off
>If you're not they start fondling your crotch

>> No.21689700

>>21689683
Yea, I'm gonna need to see your thesis, papers, proof of concept, jingko phone numbers, and other related work materials for this to be properly peer reviewed lest the community at large remain skeptical at your hypotheses lack of proven repeatability.

>> No.21689706

>>21689680
Dear lord those hips. Why did the Demon Lord create Anubi to be so damn thick and curvy? They're irresistible!

>> No.21689709

>>21689673
>>21689697
>anon tries to play his favorite sports expecting them to be tough
>He ends up the only guy on the teams and instead of getting hurt like he expects he just gets molested
I'd play football again if that's what happened when you get tackled instead of head trauma

>> No.21689733

>>21689680
This image always makes me want to grab an Anubis and do unspeakable things.

>> No.21689747

>>21689677
>then, in the winter, I notice a gentle warm wind cutting through the cold
>it seems to be centering itself around me
>leaves and snow at my feet blown away in a circle, like there's a gentle whirlwind of warmth embracing me
>I take my coat off and hug the air in front of me
>the Sylph that had been following me around finally shows herself

>> No.21689748

>>21689686
>>21689700
There have been multiple recorded cases of Jinkos jumping at a man who has his back turned and starting to rip his clothes off before suddenly stopping, apologizing and blaming their ""instincts"" for their actions.
Jinkos have the power and strength to snap their mate's neck at anytime during sex, though so far only bite and claws marks have been observed.

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>>21689683
Prove it.

>> No.21689790

>>21689748
Anecdotal claims is hardly proper evidence. Disseminate your work and jingko blackbook so your peers and confirm your hypotheses or I'm afraid the community won't be able to make your research public domain.

>> No.21689795

How does your waifu react when you say stop your hurting me

>> No.21689797
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Smart cow.

>> No.21689803

>>21689747
I should hug the air more often. Who knows what might appear?

>> No.21689808

>>21689797
Look at the size of her hair!

>> No.21689809
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How much fluff is too much?

>> No.21689820

>>21689809
>too much fluff
I don't believe such a thing exists

>> No.21689833

>>21689809
When the fluff gets to the point that you can no longer find the owner in it.
I mean fluff is nice but what's the point if you can't see her face?

>> No.21689845

>>21689809
Left is love, right is lover.
>How much fluff is too much?
It's only too much when tail care takes over 2 hours a day.

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>>21688743
evil
older
villainess

>> No.21689852

>>21689697
>buff hockey Yeti gets pawsy when she realizes you don't have a cup
>"You're fuckin 10 ply bud"

>> No.21689867

>>21689809
How do I obtain an eros fox?

>> No.21689871

>>21689795
"Anon, how the fuck is a blowjob hurting you?"

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>>21689871

>> No.21689879

>>21689850
Evil girls are always the best ones.

>> No.21689884

>>21689871
Go at it long enough and any sexual activity will cause your dick to ache.
You want the scientific breakdown the reason a nonstop blowjob could hurt your dick is the same reason/mechanism behind his jelqing and pumps hurt your dick.

>> No.21689886

>>21689871
>>21689873
I have just now come to the realization that front facing horns ruin blowjobs.
Such a sad state of affairs...

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>>21689797
>no third eye

>> No.21689897

>>21689795
"O-oh! Sorry, Anon! I guess we need to work up to tornado riding, huh?"

>> No.21689901

>>21689879
Damn straight. The only question is; how evil do you like your evil girls?

Personally I’d love to be the henchmen to a Saturday morning cartoon villainess.

>> No.21689903

>>21689886
A lot of things ruin blowjobs. Tusks, sharp teeth of any variety, braces, horns, headsize.

>> No.21689906
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>>21689809
Never enough. Even a 2:1 ratio of mofu:body isn't enough.

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>>21689901
I'm thinking evil spirit which is spooky to everyone but me.

>> No.21689911

>>21689903
Sharp teeth improve blowjobs.

>> No.21689918
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I like girls with big hats.

>> No.21689926

>>21689398
Flan and Remi are made to be worshipped

>> No.21689927

>>21689911
If she knows how to use them. You don’t want to try and help the loli mershark next door ‘practice’ blowjobs, but her older sister who is on summer break from college might know exactly what to do to make you squirm.

>> No.21689930

>>21689871
NO BITING

>> No.21689933

>>21689906
You just know what a man is into when his wife is more mofu than she is wife.

>>21689927
Are you implying there are slutty college mersharks out there? Are they gyarus by any chance?

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>>21689867
No reason you can't get one to convert.
Eros is for everyone.

>> No.21689945

>>21689926
They're meant to be impregnated.

>> No.21689960

>>21689933
It's 100% wife anon.

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>> No.21689986

>>21689945
That comes later. You gotta prove yourself worthy through years of servitude and training

>> No.21689989

>>21689879
>read any medium
>super sexy villainess loses
I HATE IT
>>21689901
High class ones, like Ultimecia from FFVIII. There is something about powerful evil women which I find very appealing, sorceress/mage types go VERY well with this.

>> No.21689997

>>21689986
>Implying Flan doesn't want to hop on that D

>> No.21690000

>>21689911
>>21689927
If she knows how to use them then you'd feel even better with incisors and molars. All singular pointed teeth do is cause pain or risk tears.

>> No.21690011

Friendly reminder that all biters get the ball gag. No exceptions.

>> No.21690017

>>21689933
Dear demon lord I would be so fucked if I ran into a group of Gyaru aquatic MGs. I would just take my pants off in front of them and let them do what they wanted with me.

>> No.21690018

>>21690011
I want to gag a grape snake before she can use her venom

>> No.21690020

>>21690011
Kinky

>> No.21690025

>>21689901
I love the truly evil girls, women with grand plans to take over the world and subjugate everyone who doesn’t comply.
Then I’d pretty much be the comedic foil to her plans that somehow always go awry and ends up with her eating ice cream on the sofa while cuddling with me.

>> No.21690037

>>21690025
It's alright, Jon Snow.

>> No.21690044

>>21689469
I was indifferent to Dark Mages until I started wanting a loli one, living in a comfy magic house in the forest with a lewd pear-shaped daughterwife would be top tier.

>> No.21690053

>>21690037
Huh? I’ve never seen or read GoT so that joke is lost on me.

>> No.21690055

>>21690025
>evil woman who opens up and shows her sweet side to you and starts blushing.
This is THE thing I tell you, the apex of everything.

>> No.21690067

>>21690025
>>21690055
Do you embarrass her while she’s talking with her commanders?

>> No.21690071

>>21690053
His waifu, Daenerys, ends up fitting that description perfectly by the end of the show.

>> No.21690076

>>21690071
Ah, that sounds nice.

>> No.21690087

>>21690067
Heh jokes on you, I'm her right hand man and the commander. I'm just as power hungry as her.

>> No.21690091

>>21690025
>not helping your waifu out in her plans
Those clueless humans aren't going to monsterize themselves you know. Well, usually.

>> No.21690099

>>21690067
>Evil boss is trying to give an inspiring speech
>Out of nowhere her husband walks in calling her every embarrassing nickname in the book
>Apparently she forgot her lunchbox
>The smug grins from her commanders is too much to bear
>Every time she tries to continue the speech she's interrupted with barely contained giggles

>> No.21690104

>>21689997
Of course. She is probably the horniest one. That doesn't mean you won't have to work hard to attain husband status though. You gotta keep up with them after all.

>> No.21690115

>>21690104
Well yeah, Flan is the sort that rides you till you are putting out dust and her womb looks like it might burst.

>> No.21690135

>>21690115
Two vampire loli mistresses using you as a daki is a pretty good way to end the day though

>> No.21690140

>>21690135
Of course, although you may find two pairs of bights on each side of your neck.

>> No.21690141

>>21690018
But grape snakes get depressed if they can't grape.

>> No.21690145

>>21690141
Not if you fuck them.

>> No.21690158

>>21690140
At least their appetite for blood is not as great as their sexual appetite

>> No.21690189
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>>21690140
>bights

>> No.21690200

>>21690141
Can't they just eat grapes instead?

>> No.21690204

>>21690067
Of course. It’s gotten to the point where she’s too embarrassed to hold “business meetings” at our house.

>> No.21690211

>>21690189
Shush you.

>>21690158
Considering Flan? Yeah, one has to hope

>> No.21690216
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>> No.21690233

>>21690216
けしか藍

>> No.21690236

Who is the nicest and most likeable person in /mgt/?

>> No.21690238

>>21690216
>tfw no ran mama

>> No.21690244

>>21690099
I like it more along the lines of;
>waifu and her commanders holding a meeting in the dining hall
>come in wearing nothing but a unbuttoned dress shirt and a pair of cargo shorts
>”Hey honey, have you seen my ‘decaf is for pussies’ coffee cu- oh hello girls” as you hurriedly try to button up your shirt
>tell her you’ll be back and walk out of there
>come back ten minutes later with drinks and snacks for everyone
>ask Cheryl the Hellhound how her husband is doing
>tease Linda the Succubus about striking out with your buddy at the last “company BBQ”
>kiss your waifu on the cheek and tell them all of they need anything to just ask for it
>walk out with a smug face while my waifus face is so red you’d thought she had real bad sunburn
>it doesn’t matter if your pelvis gets shattered tonight for you have already won

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>>21690236
Your mom

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>>21690233
Beware of wild foxes.

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>>21690260

>> No.21690299

>>21690236
Your waifu.

>> No.21690300

>>21690260
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>21690288

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>>21690260
>>21690288
The dangerous foxes are the ones that can stalk you in the safety of society.
Wild foxes are perfectly safe.

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>> No.21690330

>>21690324
Tits on baphos just ruins them for me

>> No.21690340

>>21690260
She can't catch me! My waifu taught me how to fly faster than foxes can run~!

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>>21690308
>>21690288
Flatmamo always better.

>> No.21690366

>>21690330
Small mommy bapho!

>> No.21690367

>>21690330
For me it doesn't as long as they are taller.
Taller busty bapho with small flat bapho tagteam

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>> No.21690377

>>21690353
Hnnnngh

>> No.21690392

>>21690367
Tall cc Bapho taking care of her younger and older sisters who are still lolis

>> No.21690393

>tfw no fishwife to fish with

>> No.21690408

>>21690353
What is it about lolifoxes that makes them so much better?

>> No.21690414
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>>21690393
It hurts.

>> No.21690417

>>21690392
Tall CC bapho younger sister
Small flat loli bapho older sister

>> No.21690427
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>>21690408
The same thing that makes all lolis good. Them being little girls.

>> No.21690434

>>21690427
>>21690408
For me its petite and size difference

>> No.21690435

>>21690236
There's quite a few nice people and it would feel wrong to name just one.

>> No.21690439

>>21690434
Size difference is the best part, just being able to bend her over anything without her being able to make contact with the ground

>> No.21690445

>>21690236
Naming anyone would just give shitposters an excuse to commit a character assassination against them.

>> No.21690450

>>21690236
It's you

>> No.21690455

>>21690445
KDF did that to himself.

>> No.21690471

>>21690189
What do you call a Wight that preps her harem mates while you’re busy?

>> No.21690472

>>21690414
it really does

>> No.21690478

>>21690288
>Work has been deleted.
What’s her big secret? Is it that she’s also >>21690353 ?

>> No.21690486

>>21690367
Tallflat with shortstack is better.

>> No.21690511
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75695438

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>>21690478

>> No.21690529
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>>21690511
Looks like crap, but I'll take more beelzebub art any day, no matter the quality.

>> No.21690530

>>21690486
depends on the shortstack type.
lolis with boobs or draph style?

>> No.21690532

>>21690519
I would be ashamed of being married to that thing

>> No.21690549

>>21690529
Sassy Bub

>> No.21690581

>>21690519
>a lot of men
Slut.

>> No.21690603

>>21690324
Source?

>> No.21690608

>>21690581
thats an understatement

>> No.21690658

Which monster makes for the best momster?

>> No.21690660

>>21690603
[Spoiler] Mono's Discord server[/spoiler]

>> No.21690669

>>21690660
>Mono's Discord
Ah shit. It's by Vada though, right?

>> No.21690672

>>21688743
Untill you know the one you keep a list of your top 5 or whatever. Then at some point you'll encounter a monster that's "clearly the number one" when compared to all the other ones you like.
For a lot of us it was just a waiting game untill their profile was released.

>> No.21690677

>>21690669
It's Nav, the last thing Vada drew was a shitpost Lilim design a while back

>> No.21690678

>>21690658
Any species that has at least two of the following:
>Big breasts
>Haughty personality
>Decades of being a virgin
>A strong protective instinct

>> No.21690682

>>21690677
Should've figured it out by the tits, thanks for the info.

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>>21690669
Vada's girls aren't FAT like Nav's girls.

>> No.21690708

>>21690690
Having enough meat to satisfy one's husband does not make a monster girl fat. It makes her plump and lovely.

>> No.21690723

>>21690434
Size difference lends itself well to gently dominating a petite, adorable girl.

>> No.21690734

>>21690690
I miss Nav's older style where they weren't as chunky. He's still a great artist but I can't help but feel he's downgraded a bit in doing this.

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>> No.21690740

>>21690734
You could really tell his influences in his earlier art, a lot of Etrain Odyssey

>> No.21690742

>>21690734
Do you have an example of his older style?

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>>21690742

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>>21690742

>> No.21690768

>>21690740
Etrian Odyssey has a lot of fantastic designs.
The necromancer Nav drew easily competes for best loli undead.

>> No.21690778

>>21690768
Yeah, his old style reminds me a lot of EO, I wonder what his current influence is

>> No.21690780
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>>21690768
>The necromancer Nav drew easily competes for best loli undead
>loli

>> No.21690788

Any good stories or doujins about elementals?

>> No.21690790
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>>21690780
Small hands! Small Hands!

>> No.21690800
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>>21690790
You know what they say about girls with big hands.

>> No.21690813

>>21690800
Big gloves?

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>>21690813
Big hearts.

>> No.21690838

>>21690800
I want a Cheshire to reverse gangrape me with her Wonderland friends!

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>>21690832
Makes sense to me.

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>>21690838
Hell naw
One one one rough kitty sex or nothing. I'd spend hours spelunking all of her nooks and crevices while hearing nothing but moans, meows, and soft moist obscene words

>> No.21690940

>>21690936
One-on-one* fuck

>> No.21690960

>>21690936
That sounds fun. Good thing Cheshires can't teleport with a dick inside them.

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>>21690936
>when she sees you open the bag of catfood

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>>21690980
>Bag
It's all she deserves

>> No.21691037

>>21690998
To make cat's out of the bag jokes?

>> No.21691055

>>21690980
>Open
I keep it closed and give my cat wet for breakfast/dinner

>> No.21691080

>>21690832
Big mamono childhood friend and nerdy boy are a pretty good couple

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>> No.21691102

>>21691055
i'd feed my fish fresh fish

>> No.21691108

>>21690519
Disgusting

>> No.21691113

>>21690980
Fat cat needs to lose some weight.

>> No.21691120
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>"W-we-well...y-you summoned me...hmpf"
>"Baka! What did you want with me..."

>> No.21691124

>>21691120
Nothing, sorry you bother you.

>> No.21691127

>>21691120
I need you to help me seduce a cute Sylph!

>> No.21691126

>>21691120
Oh, sorry, I thought this was an ara ara summoning circle, not a tsundere circle. Let me just send you back..."

>> No.21691128

>>21691120
Wait, I did the summoning circle correctly this time?

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>>21691120
>tsundere
PUT IT BACK

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>>21691128
No[/spoiler[

>> No.21691166

>>21691120
My friends bailed on me in the volunteering project.

I hope you like feeding the homeless and picking up litter from the local parks

>> No.21691169

>>21691120
I proceed to poke her bellybutton with an audible booping sound before unsummoning her no words said.

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>>21691158

>> No.21691173

>>21691120
Oh sorry. I figured you would take charge from here on.

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>>21691158
I want to fuck Ritou-chan.

>> No.21691206

>>21686281
uhm, source?

>> No.21691207

>>21691102
Cannibalism is wrong.

>> No.21691209

>>21691163
Is that the face of rape?

>> No.21691219

>>21691120
>do you do gentle femdom

>> No.21691230

>>21691207
it's okay if she eats lesser fish

>> No.21691243

>>21691171
Why did I read that in Homer Simpson's voice?

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>>21691209
No, this is.

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>>21691206
>not recognizing dungeon meshi

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>his waifu can't do this
Sad!

>> No.21691306

>>21691291
She could use magic to transform I guess

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>>21691291
I much prefer this, thanks.

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>>21691158
Sauce? All I can recall is the doujins by momofuki with such a similar style and I can't find the cropped part if the image is cut from it that is

>> No.21691334

>>21691321
You should know Hirame art when you see it fool

>> No.21691354

>>21691321
>wanting futashit

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Thank you

>> No.21691359

Are horns the sign of a good monster?

>> No.21691367

>>21691359
>horny monsters

>> No.21691381

>>21691276
>Posting furshit

>> No.21691382

>>21691381
what?

>> No.21691395

>>21691382
The cat girl is literally a furry from the neck down.

>> No.21691397

I am drunk.
Is time to become the serial snuggler of the waifus.

>> No.21691401

>>21691397
Somebody call this man a red oni "sober" driver.

>> No.21691408

>>21691395
Prove it.

>> No.21691410

>>21691401
Nah, gonna snuggle a shortstack cuddlecat.

>> No.21691415

>>21691410
Make that 2 red oni's.

>> No.21691421

>>21691415
They better got meat.
Because shit is about to get snug!

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>>21691415
>Getting him a hot blooded red oni when a cool blue oni should be the one to calm him down

>> No.21691438

>>21691422
Who said anything about calming him down? It's my turn to drunk post I need those oni's to crash his liver with no survivors as quickly as possible.

>> No.21691445

>>21691438
Anon please.
If a read blooded oni tries to take advantage of me, we're going to wake up with her pregnant.

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>>21691445
yeah...

>> No.21691469

What would you do if a Grizzly pinned you down?
Struggle? Submit?

>> No.21691475

What are you supposed to do when your two childhood friend's tails get tangled up in each other?

>> No.21691476

>>21691469
>"Oh bother."

>> No.21691483

>>21691476
Depends, how much meat do they have?

>> No.21691503

>>21691469
“Hey look over there a tub of honey”

>> No.21691507

>>21691469
Atomic elbow drop that bastard. Better to die a mans death.

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>>21691408
Fine, fuckface.

>> No.21691514

>>21691469
Submit to the bear. Maybe she'll fall asleep before she has her way with you.

>> No.21691519

>>21691513
oh

>> No.21691521

>>21691519
Retard

>> No.21691523

>>21691521
What? I'm not the same person that you were talking to

>> No.21691527

>>21691475
Take a nap in the super combine mofu.

>> No.21691537

>>21691513
Isn't this bannable?

>> No.21691546

>>21691537
Not him but the rule is for porn.
Same reason half of /tg/ doesn't get banned for having blood and you can still talk about e.g. Solatorobo on /v/.

>> No.21691558

>>21691546
You are wrong in both
Obvious furshit will get deleted even when SFW, also /v/ doesn't have threads of that at all

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>>21691558
They don't but that's because /v/ is nothing but non-video-games and console war buggery.

>> No.21691570

>>21691527
But you need to get them unstuck

>> No.21691589

>>21691566
They don’t because they are fucking furry fetish threads, fuck off back to your board with your retard answers

>> No.21691593

>>21691589
autists need to be euthanized

>> No.21691601
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>> No.21691610

>>21691601
Stripped Savannah Giant Slug!

>> No.21691612

>>21691570
Need is a strong word. I posit they merely want to be separated whereas I want them stuck together. Obviously we've come to an impasse that neither will yield on so I'm going to take a nap on that mofu till the situation either resolves itself or they change their stances on the matter.

>> No.21691621

>>21691601
>not going albino for that full byakko experience.

>> No.21691632

>>21691601
What's wrong with that Yeti?

>> No.21691633

What would an Albino vampire be like?

>> No.21691645

>>21691633
She sucks.

>> No.21691653

>>21691633
She's one that danced with the devil in the pale moon light.

>> No.21691659

>>21691645
Boooooo!

>> No.21691669

I want to prank two snakes by tying their tails together

>> No.21691674

Do loli smoke hobos make you think that they are your daughter?

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>> No.21691701

>>21684235
This reminds me, do we have a monster girl version of https://i.imgur.com/yFXvYxw.gifv ?

>> No.21691707
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>>21691171
best notbapho

>> No.21691741
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I got a picture of Miia doing the the boob tea trend.

Can your wife hold her drink with her boobs anons?

>> No.21691746

>>21691632
That Yeti mastered the 36 chambers of cuddling after years of training deep in the mountains

>> No.21691753
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>>21687612
That game is racist!

>> No.21691755

>>21691746
How are there that many chambers?

>> No.21691756

Always take what a monster says seriously

>> No.21691763
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>>21691741
Several.

>> No.21691764

>>21691741
My wife holds our drinks INSIDE her boobs.

>> No.21691773

>>21691755
There's many different cuddling techniques and styles to master - life saving cuddles, therapy cuddles, leglock cuddles, full body cuddles, lotus cuddles. The 36th chamber is the hardest getting married and cuddling husband using all of the styles they've learned

>> No.21691776

>>21691741
Easily thanks to her large breasts and she hold at least 15 with help for her slime parasite.

>> No.21691788
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>>21691763
Dude, he literally drew an image about that. Why didn't you use it. Weirdo.

>> No.21691794

I feel bad for flatchest monsters how do they hold drinks

>> No.21691802

>>21691741
She doesn't have the right sized assets to do so.

>> No.21691806

>>21691788
I'm not here often enough to be in every thread.

>> No.21691813

>>21691806
what does that have to do with an artist that never posts here or in any exclusively western forum for that matter???

>> No.21691825
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manticores!

>> No.21691833
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>>21691741
Yes.

>> No.21691840
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>>21691825
Mofucores!

>> No.21691845

>>21691813
Not him, but if art isn’t posted in the thread, I’ll never discover it.

>> No.21691852

>>21691813
This is why I never come here.

>> No.21691857

>>21691674
>loli nurarihyon makes you think she's your daughter instead of wife
>and seduces you anyway

>> No.21691861
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>>21691852
Yes, let the autism flow through you

>> No.21691862

>>21691857
That’s pretty nice. Even better if she introduces you to all her classmates and some of her single teachers!

>> No.21691866

>>21691773
Was she trained by THE third virtue?

>> No.21691868
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>>21691601

>> No.21691871

>>21691840
be careful that fluff is a deadly trap

>> No.21691876

>>21691861
Can I have both

>> No.21691879

>>21691794
With their hands, like peasants.

>> No.21691880

>>21691866
Technically, it was the third and a half.

>> No.21691882

What is the best computer antivirus to protect from Succuvirus and Wurm Worms?

>> No.21691885

>>21691882
Become an Amish and abandon technology.

>> No.21691913

If you dyed the fur of a Jinko hot pink would she be a pinko jinko

>> No.21691921

>>21691913
No, that's if she's indifferent to the dangers of communism

>> No.21691929
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Don't look up this artist.

>> No.21691932
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>>21691885
>>21691882
>You will never abandon technology to waifu a Unicorn
>Then pick up the Mananet to replace it

>> No.21691934

>>21691929
The fuck with the rest of the set

>> No.21691944

>>21691921
>tfw no scarred Jinko warrior that left Russia before communism took over
>”they took everything...”
>”I will never let you go”

>> No.21691947

>>21691934
Just spill it. What could possibly be that bad?

>> No.21691951

>>21691947
>She is holding a creepy mask
>Then she is wearing the creepy mask
That’s it, but why? Also the artist is a gore one

>> No.21691957

>>21691932
>Be actual virgin
>Could feasibly keep her as a Unicorn and not have her fall into a bicorn.

Is.. is this my hole? Was it made for me?

>> No.21691959

Small monsters must be protected

>> No.21691964

>>21691951
He also does spiritual gore, which was something I never thought about existing.

>> No.21691970

We must bully the shorties.

>> No.21691976

>>21691957
>>Be actual virgin
you're not that rare here brah

>> No.21691978

>>21691944
>she goes on a "vacation" in 1941
>comes back in 1944 with more scars, few iron crosses, and more tears in her eyes.
>she doesn't have to say anything, you're just happy to have her back.
>she just starts sobbing in your arms, and holds you closer than ever before

>> No.21691986

>>21691964
Like cutting your tamashii off of your waga?

>> No.21692011
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>>21691986
>cutting your tamashii off of your waga?

>> No.21692020

>>21691986
Like this (futa warning)
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50424973

>> No.21692022
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>>21691957
Both of them actually.

>> No.21692028

>>21692020
I dont know what is going on, the hell is that X-ray

>> No.21692039

>>21692022
Is it the same for the spider girl types?

>> No.21692045

>>21692028
The shell around her soul being broken and having its energy sucked.

>> No.21692055

>>21692045
That looks more like urethral penetration with her womb doing something weird to the balls, fucking japs

>> No.21692057
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>>21692039
Given the differences between spider and mammal reproduction, I'd have to say no.

>> No.21692088

>>21692011
You know, like Red Dragon Archfiend.

>> No.21692091 [DELETED] 

>>21684235
Fucking casual.

>> No.21692099

>the ancient empire used to integrate monsters peacefully into its society
>but it gets taken over by a foreign power
>this new power hates monsters and marginalizes them
>it collapses soon after
>the empires and kingdoms in its wake continue to wage war on each other and oppress monsters
>finally the natives take back their land, try and mostly fail to get over their newfound hatred of monsters
>fail, another dynasty comes to power fully antimonster
>each succeeding empire only makes humans hate monsters more and more
>in the current year it's impossible to think that monster and humans can live together in peace

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>>21684235
Filthy casual.

>> No.21692105

>>21692099
OK /tg/

>> No.21692112

>>21692057
Different anon but based on the tidbits KC's thrown out its pointing more towards a yes than a no.
>all mamano require internal fertilization even if they lay eggs after the fact
>lower body isn't human = it follows that bodies mode of reproduction
>taurs have a human pussy in the "normal" location so you don't have to be freaked out by cloacas, egg sacs, scientifically backed superior horse pussy, etc.
>lamia have this, taurs have this, fish folk have this, arachnids probably have this as well more likely than not.

>> No.21692120

>>21692101
It continues to be unpleasant to look at but ok.

>> No.21692137

>>21692091
>>21692101
>SUPER casual trying to call someone out
Shameful

>> No.21692138

>>21692099
>>>/tg/
Please stay there.

>> No.21692141

>>21692112
>lower body isn't human = it follows that bodies mode of reproduction
Where exactly did KC say that?

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The devourer of worlds has returned has returned from banishment to bring an end to this kalpa.

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>> No.21692181

>>21692141
I might be utterly wrong after having done this 6 times this week but:

World Guide I: Fallen Maidens
Monster Reproduction (P55)
Reproduction With Humans
~~~
~~~
~~~
Most monster reproduction is either viviparous or oviparous. Those monsters that are nearly human and beastmen, etc. are basically viviparous, and those that have fish-shaped, insect-shaped, bird-shaped, or reptile shaped lower bodies, etc. are oviparous in the same way as the animals they share traits with, However, there's one point that makes them different from normal oviparous animals. Even monsters with the traits of fish, which reproduce via external fertilization in the case of animals, all need internal fertilization in the case of monsters. They must certainly mate directly and pour semen inside their body, and after fertilization, the egg develops inside their body for a while just as if they were viviparous before egg-laying. For that reason the time is comparatively shorter than for viviparous monsters, but there's always a time of pregnancy which will be described later.
~~~
~~~
~~~

>> No.21692197

>>21692181
I got the impression that gestated the egg in the same place that humans gestate their babies.
>By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs

>> No.21692198

>>21692177
Cute fins

>> No.21692201

>>21692169
I'm not buying your game, Tanuki Howard.

>> No.21692209

Why did my childhood friend cheshire get annoyed when I got her homemade spotted dick for her birthday when she clearly said she wanted my dick as her gift?

>> No.21692212

>>21692181
Basically if you aren't a fan of banging an animal body lowered mamano in their traditional orifice, in this case not wanting to tap dat arachnes epigynum, there should more than likely be a human front pussy that will work just as well.

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>>21692198
Our eel is superior.

>> No.21692220

>>21692197
Nah though a lot of snakes do that IRL so it would make sense for lamia.
Basically egg layers get pregnant, bloat like a balloon but not for as long as live birthers, lays eggs, wait for the eggs to hatch. Unless they're the kind of animal species that has the kid hatch inside them like say boas and garter snakes.

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>>21692213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

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>>21692213
>>21692222
Whoops

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>>21692213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyUbSm25ax8

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>>21692212
That's pretty much the norm for H-stories featuring lamias/araches/mermaids, not just MGE.

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>> No.21692306

>>21692282
I know. I'm just saying theres bits here and there that when added together make a strong case for front pussy on any mamano that has an animal type lower body not just centaurs.

>> No.21692307
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>>21692169
I want to violently fuck alduin until she is cumming continuously and leaking my cum from her snatch.

>> No.21692308

>>21691158
>AH! WAIT, NOOOO!!! They said men liked it when I did that!

>> No.21692313
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>>21692212
Not just likely, anyone familiar with the extra arts from the MGE volumes knows that KC has already drawn an arachne vagina. https://imgur.com/a/TaAzgvr

>> No.21692317

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, take care and make sure you don't over drink and wake up in the bed of a strange monster girl.
You may wake up with a dork if you do

>> No.21692318

Tsundere monsters the best and I want to tell them how cute they are

>> No.21692322

What do you think the new atelier girl will monsterize into. Her big tits make me think holsts, but i am not sure.

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>>21692306
>ywn take a tentacle potion and fuck a lamia in both her pussy and her cloaca.

>> No.21692330

>>21692313
I'm not familiar with it but I glad I am now.

>> No.21692332

Are there any monsters that would be bad moms?

>> No.21692336

>>21692317
When I get drunk, I just wake up by myself
But then again, I drink by myself as well

>> No.21692347

>>21692332
>Large mouse mother aggressively suggests her daughters take their father’s dick.
>Weresheep spends all he time sleeping or fucking and ignores her daughters
>Zombie mother forgets to hold her daughter’s hand in the store and doesn’t realize she’s gone till she’s back home.
I can see those three as being some of the biggest offenders.

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>>21692332
How hard could it be?

>> No.21692349
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>>21692330
The printed MGE volumes include a bunch of extra arts, in black and white in MGE volume 1, and in color in MGE volume 2. You can find them on the extra art links: https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ!XyojmICR

>> No.21692352

>>21692332
Define bad. What kind? A negligent mom, a spoiling mom, an overly strict mom, what?

>> No.21692369
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>>21692332
Bicorn.

>> No.21692370

>>21692347
>>Zombie mother forgets to hold her daughter’s hand in the store and doesn’t realize she’s gone till she’s back home.
you know those kid leases in her case she wears the backpack and the kid holds the lease

>> No.21692378

>>21692370
I think they are just better off not going shopping without husband-kun being their to wrangle his adorable but dumb as bricks family

>> No.21692385
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Cute monster moms!

>> No.21692392

>>21692317
>"invited" back to demon's place
>swirling surreal dreamscape of deep purple and velvet everywhere, full of exotic smells and sounds
>seductress has you completely entranced, wrapped tightly around her little finger, but you don't even care anymore
>wake up next morning
>turns out all the swirling colors was you drunkenly looking at blankets and curtains hastily thrown over shelves and shelves of anime merchandise
>also dirty laundry stuck in an overflowing hamper in the room
>the demon, still asleep, is drooling all over her pillow, holding her tail like a wand, and somehow speaking while dreaming
>"In the name of the moon, I'll...I'll..."
>snoring ensues

>> No.21692404

>>21692378
>his adorable but dumb as bricks family
Thats why if your zombie is pregnant you fuck her extra so that the baby Wights in the Womb

>> No.21692407

>>21692385
I'll be able to roll for her one day.

>> No.21692411

>>21692404
>instructions unclear, drowned fetus in semen

>> No.21692431

>>21692411
>>instructions unclear, drowned fetus in semen
It's already a zombie not like it can drown

>> No.21692501
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>>21692431
>Zombie waifu goes swimming
>Sinks to the bottom and gets waterlogged
>Have to pull mershark lifeguard away from giving her boyfriend "CPR" to help get my waifu
>Annoyed the whole way and gives me attitude
>Zombie waifu looks upset about being away from me all that time
>Hugs me and refuses to let go muttering about "Warm"
>Take her home to dry her inside and out
I feel like anyone married to a zombie long enough must have a truckload of these stories on the ready to embarrass their wight

>> No.21692506

>>21692404
>average IQ Anon husband
>zombie intelligence level zombie waifu
>high IQ wight children

>the children act as caregivers to their mom, even as translators for their mom between English and zombie moaning
>this level of responsibility hardens the kids, but makes them appreciate the good times and deal with the bad

>parent teacher conferences become more of a teacher and student show-and- tell for mom
>while dad is at work, kids make dinner. One kid feeds mom, one cleans her up, one gets her ready for bed
>Anon husband and kids plan an outing with Zombie mom: loaded with enough time for everyone to have some time to themselves while zombie mom has supervised fun
It's a kind of stress that brings the family closer together. Imagine what kind of parents the wight kids would become?

>> No.21692529

>>21692501
>years later, post-wighting
>swimming on a beach, suddenly get hit by an unexpected wave
>it's not too strong, but you do end up swallowing water and coughing
>wight jumps to your rescue, running quickly yet gracefully through the sand and flowing through the water in ways a mermaid would envy, rescuing you
>after she's confirmed you're alright, she smiles smugly, hugs you tight, snuggling her head against you, and says a single word
>"Warm~"

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>>21692385

>> No.21692568
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>>21692411

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>>21692349
I want to fuck that scorpion.

>> No.21692595
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Consider the following: unconditional surrender.

>> No.21692604
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>>21684235
Do it now!

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>>21691825
Manticore daughters!

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>>21692318

>> No.21692634
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Woof.

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>>21692332
Alraune.

>> No.21692645

>>21692634
Thats a sheep

>> No.21692646

>>21692169
If I had my way the only thing she'll be ending is my virginity.

>> No.21692654
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>>21692645
No way!

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>> No.21692682
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>>21692646
Be careful what you wish for.

>> No.21692693
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>>21692682
I want to make many strong babies with her.

>> No.21692706
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Bats.

>> No.21692722
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>>21692693
Based and dragon-pilled.

>> No.21692729

>>21692706
Birds?

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>>21692729
Succs!

>> No.21692775
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Goodnight /mgt/.

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