Monster Girl Thread

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Maids are olev

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Which monster would enjoy mario party?

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>tfw no thick tail to nap on

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>>21692840
Liches, it would be a social experiment for her to see how you would react if she only stole stars from you, and never bought them

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>>21692875
The real tragedy.

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Creampie the shorties!

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>>21692828
Monstergirls with good morals are fantastic!

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>Playing New Vegas with a Grizzly girlfriend who is intrigued by the NCR being repeatedly referred to as The Bear.

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>>21693089
>playing vermintide with your mouse little sister
>dnd with a lich, dragon, and a demon
>farming sims with a holst, alruane, and a weresheep
I love scenarios like these

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>>21693089
Play FNV with an automaton, a mino, and a grizzly and each keep telling you which faction to support

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>>21693089
>watching plague dogs with a hellhound
>watching plague dogs with any monster

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>>21693218
would the automaton be for House or Yes Man?

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When we make it into Area 51, which species should be the first priority to be freed? Lilim would be powerful, but likely too well guarded.

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>>21693253
Area 51 is for fags.

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>>21693218
>Fallout NV monster girl edition
>Cesar's Legion are now Lilith's Legion
>Extremist monster girls who want to take over the Mojave as their new capitol while believing the best place for a man is on his back
>Cesar is a Lilith with brain tumor that only a good dicking [Medicine 75] could cure, or an auto doc
>Legate Lanius is a minotaur that's sensitive about her large breasts
>NCR are still a stretched thin bureaucratic as hell republic
>Equal forces of monster girls and humans
>Pretty much the same besides more sex jokes and pissed off drill sergeants about rookies "bunking" together
>President Kimbell is just figurehead of shady Sabbath that truly runs the NCR and are just biding their time before lolifying everyone in their territory
>NCR rangers are all basically prime monsterizing material or husbando material for Lilith's Legion
>Mr. House is still Mr. House, just wants to return Vegas to it's former glory
>Securitrons are all automatons, with one in his penthouse fashioned after his favorite girl
>Still likes to collect snowglobes
>Yes-Man is Yes-Woman
>Jury rigged automaton from one of Mr. House's securitrons
>Brotherhood of Steel are roleplaying Order NEETs that are suffering from lack of genetic diversity
>Benny's still a cunt
>Broken pelvis is now a status effect

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>>21693324
The Alps then?

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>>21693407
Girls can't be fags

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Kumihos

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Worship the demon!

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>"Working late again, Mr. Anon? I must say, before you came to work for us, I was the only one still here this late. It was a bit lonely, but now I enjoy our little 'breaks' to chat... Anon, I think your hard work deserves a promotion. Would you like to talk about it over dinner? Maybe at my place?"

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>>21693465
Do men even have jobs in the monster girl world?

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>>21693345
Legion for me it seems. Or maybe NCR soldier thats taken by my squad captain after she was secretly turned into a pslime by the legion.

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>>21693483
In Japan, some companies have a position whose basic description is just "loud American" in that they hire a westerner who isn't constrained by Japanese social norms for the sole purpose of gauging what the actual workers think of management's ideas and decisions and then being the one to say "Hey boss, this is bullshit."
Monster girl corporations would have a similar position for human men, only instead of letting management know when and why the workers are unhappy, your job would be monitoring the workplace to find who are undersexed and remedy the problem.

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>>21693483
I sure would.
Self-employed, granted.

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>>21693461
I want to start a demon cult.
I wounder how a demon would react to us when they invade and find us.

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>>21693483
Does stay-at-home-husband count?

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No Panda, I don't want your fucking cheese
>JUST YOU KNOW WHY

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>>21692875
moist napping tails

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>>21693570
Something fishy about that claim

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>>21693553
Easy contract so probably happy.

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>>21693407
The guards'll never see it coming.

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>>21693591
>Demon finds anon has started a demon cult
>Gives him a contract
>Her signed it without hesitation or even reading it
>She tells her unmarried sisters about the cult so they also can get a husband.
Good end.

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>>21693591
>Easy contract
I wonder how they'd react to a man that already has a list of terms and conditions he wants included or excluded?

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>>21692809
Studies have shown that intelligence correlated with a sense of humor. Therefore Hakutaku-sensei and Professor Lich von Lichenstein are the funniest girls.

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>>21693612
With polite customer service!

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>>21693497
Is that actually a thing? And they call that person a "Loud American?

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>>21693664
LOUD HOWARD

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>>21693630
>Private sessions with sensei
>"Reproduction" studies

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>>21693664
It's slang, I don't know the official title. It's not super common, but some companies have them.
Granted, the westerner in question is still expected to act professionally, but their job is to check the pulse in the office and relay it to the boss so that workers get a chance to anonymously complain about things they think are unfair or bad ideas by having someone not constrained by the Japanese social hierarchy act as a proxy.

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>>21693630
>They both make intricate jokes that involves a deep knowledge in their favorite field of study
>They're offended when you don't get it
Make it up to them.

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>>21693465
Why do I hear her in a Brooklyn accent? And why does it make me diamonds?

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I'm going to watch all of The Howling movies in one go. I'm taking my Werewolf girlfriend along for the ride.

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>>21693018
Ushi priestess childhood friends are literal perfection.

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>>21692828
>Orc Sister
>is BEEG (3m tall)
>has a huge sexual appetite, likes meat and alcohol, but is prohibited from all of the above
Do your best, Sister Orc!

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>>21693553
Every day. For the liberation of mankind.
>>21693461
>I wounder how a demon would react to us when they invade and find us.
I know how I would react at least. I would start kissing the boots and legs of the first demon I see.

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>>21693791
>not making out with her spade

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>>21693778
I want to cook for Sister Orc and ejaculate into her food! She'll never know what's up since she's never seen cum!

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>>21693797
You'd best be careful the Mother Superior doesn't catch you and drag you to the inner cloisters for stern discipline.

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>>21693818
Is she also a monster, or is this just gonna be a CC handjob with extra nails?

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>>21693818
>You will never be the secret "sex toy" for a sexually repressed mother superior mamono

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>>21693831
>>21693838
She's a Sea Bishop. Clearly a lewd heathen like you needs to be inducted into the spiritual purity of the Church.
So she's going to baptize you in a pool of aphrodisiac in her sanctum, before administering you the Eucharist by having you "partake" of her "flesh".

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>>21693845
>become a CC Sea Bishop's sex slave
>get raped underwater every time she gets frustrated at work
>afraid you'll drown every time she keeps you from quickshotting with her ultra-tight cloaca sphincter
>it doesn't matter how hard you beg and apologize since you commited a mortal sin and can only be forgiven by her goddess
>eventually you get so conditioned to water and sex that you can't take a shower without getting a boner

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>>21693855
What a lustful sinner! Soon you'll be waiting for her naked in the spawning pool.
It can't be helped, she's going to have to exorcise you all of your evil "spirits".

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>>21693727
>Brooklyn accent
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soFuYvYYiCE

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>>21693855
>Being the sex slave of a stern mamono
Yes please!

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Hat Cat.

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>>21693911
>seeing her permanent scowl melt into a fully relaxed ahegao for an instant as you cum inside her
Nice desu ne~

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i want to fluster an aggressive mg with romantic charm, like a high orc or hellhound

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>>21693969
Is it better if snaps and rapes you on the spot or if she gets too flustered to function?

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>>21693951
Very nice. I want her to take out her frustrations on me after she comes home from a tough day at work!

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>>21693989
>being raped in the pool
>ask her how her day went
>she starts to strangle you
>also pushes you face underwater
>she looks like she's about to cry
>cum inside her just as you're blacking out
Trying to control all those mamonuns is very stressful.

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>>21693917
Why is marshmallow cat always the best

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How does a monster sister deal with the fact that their brother thinks incest is icky

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>>21694016
Sleeping rape to get him addicted without him knowing.

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>>21694008
Pretty hot, though I am not so sure about the "drowning" part. A dark elf businesswoman wife or a demon officer would be more my thing I guess.

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>>21694032
>no haku teacher who always comes home fed up as hell because her class is full of misfits and idiots who keep making passes at her
>Takes our her frustration on your dick while simultaneously ranting about how good kids have it nowadays
>The night ends with her half-passed out on top of you mumbling incoherently, grinning like a jubjub while your seed oozes out of her

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I need some serious femdom/lolidom smuts goddamit why are there so few of them

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>>21694062
>big soft cow teacher passed out on top of you
Must be comfy.

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>>21693979
flustered, then rape
>anon gets off the bus late at night, starts to walk home
>he notices that an unfamiliar orc got off as well
>he wouldn't have paid it much thought if she didn't seem to be following him from a distance
>anon picks up his pace, makes it to his street
>zipping around the corner of the convenience store, he bumps into a high orc
>she mocks indignation while her orc friends begin to form up around anon
>smugly, she tells him that there's only one kind of apology she'll accept
>behind anon's poker face, his mind is racing
>he remembers an encounter he had with a demon that tried very hard to get into his pants
>almost worked, too
>anon's body goes on autopilot before he can think of anything else
>he puts on his most suave expression
>"Well then, let's do this right. A lady like you deserves as much."
>"Wha-"
>she's interrupted by anon's impassioned kiss
>her mind short circuits
>anon's mind short circuits
>all the other orcs are dumbstruck
>she snaps out of it first and jumps anon, blushing furiously the whole time

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>>21694065
Not much lolidom stuff that's for sure

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>>21694065
>serious femdom
Like CBT stuff or something?

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>>21694214
Cognitive behavioral therapy?

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>>21694260
...in the form of cock and ball torture

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Dont let your maid get lazy and slack off

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>>21694281
I want my maid to reverse our roles and make herself into my Mistress! She'll take over my company and I'll serve her all day every day!

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>>21694294
Being both a kiki's master and sex toy is also pretty good

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If you let your kiki get lazy you don't want to see what happens

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>>21694214
Nothing physical, but male mindbreak/forced submission is super hot

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>>21694281
My maid isn't lay, she's just efficient!

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I wanna lick a bapho's cunny

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>>21694330
>house always impeccable
>maid always lounging on the sofa fiddling with her smartphone

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How do monsters with weird hands use phones?

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>>21694334
And I want to bloat the goat

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>>21694336
Yup, she's a bit tubby too cause she snacks.>>21694336

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If I tell a loli monster I'll marry her when she is older as a way to stop her from raping me now, she will forget about it eventually right?

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>>21694370
No, you just delay the rape through a legally binding contract.

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>>21694370
MGs never forget any mention of marriage

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>>21694380
Mamono law doesn't recognize marital rape. Once you're married you have a duty to keep your wife satisfied.

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>>21694281
Kiki works very hard as a pillow. That's the most important job a maid can do.

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I've been out of the threads for a month, anyhing worth mentioning?

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>>21694390
>Once you're married you have a duty to keep your wife satisfied.
What if she hurts me though

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>>21694530
then you need to overcome your faggotry

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>>21694530
a monster would never be abusive

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lich

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>>21694530
You have to find a new wife who will protecc you in exchange for dicc.

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>>21694555
Resting Lich Face must sound funny to a lich

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>>21694525
Bapho cunny reigns supreme

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Alright, I'm all done with the stuffs that had kept me busy lately, so I really have nothing to do at the moment. So I'm thinking about translating Jap fanfics in KC's site in English just so I can have something to do (while also praticing my Japanese and English skills). Any species you guys have in mind?

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>>21694525
KC's making a new game and posted a bunch of preview stuff for it.

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>>21694596
Oh shit this is something I'm surprised no one's ever tried.
Anything Wight or Lich related would be nice.

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>>21694596
Scylla.

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>>21694596
Holstaur if there is anything, I can't really remember more than one or two english stories that focus on them.

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>>21694626
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>>21694635
I'll keep these in my mind when I look for possible candidates.
Honestly, so many of them are just down right smuts I'm kinda embarrassed to put them in words

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>>21694596
Seconding >>21694631, Scyllas get too little love.
On that note, any mermaids, merrows, sea bishops or aquatic MGs would be neat, we don't discuss them enough.

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>>21694653
Straight up smut is the best, I believe in you anon.

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>>21694516
I want to order my stern kiki maid to be my daki every night!

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>>21694596
Bapho. We definitely need some more bapho works

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>>21694596
Troll or Kakuen would be nice

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I like tiny mermaids
https://pastebin.com/jDJkAm1L

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>>21694686
I want my Kiki apprentice maid to sing me to sleep every night!

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>>21694709
You're going to kill me of diabetes, lad. Good work.

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>>21694709
She needs to grow big

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She's smart, pretty, athletic, popular, confident and rich. Everybody likes her and she's such a very nice girl. No matter what she tries her hand at, she's good at it and her enthusiasm spreads to all around her. When you look at her, doesn't it seem like she just has it all?

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>>21694753

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>>21694753
That depends. Does she have the complete box set of Seinfeld season 4?

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>>21694753
She can't be all that perfect if she has a crush on me

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>>21694596
Nereid.

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>Licking a hellhound's abs and tasting spicy cinnamon

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>>21694795
Such lovely eyes, I could lose myself staring in eyes of crimson, gold or other such exotic colors. Slit pupils just add to the appeal.

And for as long as I can remember having sexual desires, I've always loved scenes of a magical seductress saying something along the lines of "look into my eyes."

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>>21694812
Witches using intimite methods of hypnosis like this is also a fetish of mine. And I see you also like Dark Mages.
Great taste, anon!

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>>21694812
I think some attention should be paid to just how big that dark mage's hair is. You just know she learned spells to manipulate her hair for sex and combat.

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>>21694845
Stop posting this every thread. Yes its the best mershark art we have so far, but we don't need to see it every day.

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>>21694845
Mersharks love to hold hands, but they also love to nibble on hands.

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>>21694845
Stop. What does this add? You never post any text alongside it either, I get it you like fish but there's a reason everyone told you to calm down before you spammy shit head.

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Water related monster girls are always cute

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>>21694833
We need more hypno ass worship

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>>21694911
>"Look into my ASS. Look deep into my ASS. You're feeling very sleepy..."
I don't know, it doesn't have the same ring or intimacy to it.

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>>21694812
Honestly I've never been all that crazy about eyes in particular but this gif made me realize how fucking erotic they can be.
https://imgur.com/a/dynQMFb

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>>21694833
I want to watch the sway of a witch's hips as she stirs a cauldron

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>>21694812
I know how you feel, the eyes are the most attractive part of a woman to me. It sucks we live in a world where exotic eye colours and pupil shapes like you find in anime and games don't exist.

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>>21694924
That's really hot. Its so rare to see a sex scene in anime or hentai that focuses on the pure lust and intimacy of sex. Sometimes you don't want mindless rutting, fluids and stupid facial expressions and would rather see things like this.

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Fuck the Pharaoh.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75717074

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>>21694924
Do you happen to know the sacue?

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>>21694958
Someone should get those straps off her she can't see with that around her eyes

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>>21694954
100% agreed.
>>21694978
Elf no Oshiego To Sensei, that's from episode 2 I think.

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>>21694967
>"assassin" sent by the Apophis to stop her from taking the throne by making her into a buttslut
>but the Apophis forgot that Pharaohs can rule and be buttsluts at the same time

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>>21694919
>lack of ring or intimacy
Wha?

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>>21692840
Wurm-chan wins again!

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>>21693345
>Side with Mr.House
>Kick Lilith in the ass,destroy the incest losers,bitch slap the so called "order"
>Restore Vegas back to it's former glory AND save the human race by sending it to space so magic and monster can't ever reach them
Feels good man

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>>21694709
Fuck off with 3dpd shit

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>>21695032
what

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>>21694753
But what lies beneath?

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>>21694994
Godspeed, anon

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>>21695047
What do you think?

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>>21694812
>And for as long as I can remember having sexual desires
Hiw long ago was that

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>>21695055
A horrifically depressed girl with severe family issues

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>>21695038
It's one of those dumb roll play audios for a chick to record. I hate when real women get into monstergirls

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>>21695068
Oh, I personally don't mind it as long as it's heavily associated with a drawing of a monster girl and not a video of them cosplaying. Monster Girl ASMR helps me sleep.

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>>21695047
What actually transpires beneath the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that."
-Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "For I Have Tasted The Fruit"

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>>21695068
Why?

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>>21695083
I dunno I got to give props for that girl that did the rachnera cosplay at least for her craftsmanship.

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Does the demon lord army have like divisions? What would be the difference between them?

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>>21695129
>cuddle corps

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>>21695117
Because Monstergirls are for men

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>>21695128
That was really good cosplay but I mean I don't wanna watch someone talk into a camera in cosplay makeup.

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>>21695092
Then I'm not a decent person....
Shall I be something less? Or something more?

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>>21695144
What about virtual youtubers?

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>>21695129
Well there's probably one made for fighting the actually armies and one to "secure" the civilians.

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>>21695178
There are monster girl Vtubers?

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>>21695142
I don't know man I find it kind of hot thinking about chicks that would when the portals open rush to become a monster

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>>21695129
Surely they have seperate units for recon, skirmishing, cavalry duties, logistic trains, etc., but the Demon Lord's army is canonically a disorganized mob. The only disciplined elements are the knights and the Male fallen heroes/ their wives

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>>21695202
>The only disciplined elements
Well dullahans exist. And I am pretty sure the sabbath could gather quite a squad if they needed too.

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>>21695183
IRC theres the janshin one done by the va

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>>21695237
I wish crab did the dullahan from the 4koma

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>>21695246
>janshin
Tried watching, but couldn't get over the fact that shes topless and no one reacts to it l.

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What kind of monster would like a nice house husband that bakes sweets for her

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>>21695350
Janshin is one of the shittier japanese "comedies" that are all flailing around and screaming to the one punchline the show has. I like the character designs though.

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>>21695184
It makes me think of the details on how a human girl would become a particular kind of monster girl. When I think about how my waifu's species would do it, it would probably be similar to a Succubi's way in the beginning but deviate near the end.

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>>21695354
Ice Queens would love hot and cold sweet treats, from fresh ice cream to brownies and hot cocoa

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>>21695359
Why is it shittier?

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>>21695493
I said in the post. Its just the same thing over and over. I know plenty of anons here have a high tolerance for extreme repetition but I find it grating.

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>>21695184
Girls that aren’t completely brainwashed would want to be a monster. Even basic monsters like succubi are stronger and prettier than normal humans, and the transformation comes with a confidence boost as well. Plus there is a chance you could end up as something stronger like an echidna or dragon.

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>>21695492
They're clingy too since they can't live without your warmth after tasting it.

>Anon goes out for groceries
>Ice Queen thinks he's leaving her forever

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>>21695504
>Its just the same thing over and over
Just how many things can you not make the same accusation at?

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>>21694967
It's not ok to anally rape the supreme ruler of the desert.
Feel free to rape a lolipophis though.

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>>21695492
Is a jaded, antisocial, cold hearted person a good pairing with an ice queen? Asking for a friend.

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>>21695526
The only place an Ice Queen wants her husband to be in bed with her. Surely she can make someone else do things like get groceries.

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>>21695526
Ice Queen-chan can move her palace closer to Winterstown so her husband isn't gone as long, she can say hello to the townspeople she rules over too!

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>>21695538
Sure, but at least most things aren't this upfront and predictable about it.

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>>21695551
Pretty sure she doesn't care. Then again just being close to an Ice Queen will make you feel extremely lonely to the point where you'd jump on her.

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>>21695183
Eve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsrjwXwm1aY
https://twitter.com/EvEch_xxx
She's fucking lewd.

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>>21695068
Imagine being this /r9k/
Some of the better monster girl artists out there are female

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>>21695570
Youtube would be crazy if monster girls used it.

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>>21695588
I hate having to agree with some white knighting faggot but you aren't wrong.

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>>21695570
>JOI
WHEW

>>21695598
>Prank videos with monster girls
>Monster girl playing horror game and complaining about the depiction of her race
>Monster girl twerk videos

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>>21695598
I think it would be like the elemental book where they use the videos as a personal advertisement.

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>>21695604
It's not white knighting at all, it's pointless to complain about X person being into monster girls no matter who they are. It could be a fat dude with shit taste in fetishes who keeps it out of his monster girl work or a woman prone to insane twitter outbursts.
As long as the content is good who gives a fuck, I'd still defend the content they make.

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>>21695626
I can only imagine the amount of loli videos with them doing very suggestive stuff.

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>>21695561
Scooby doo is

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>>21695663
Massive outrage and accusations of discrimination when they get banned or demonetized for looking underage.

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>>21695663
>lolis unboxing onaholes and testing them on dildos

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>>21695598
Grilling With Chaos MonTube series, starring the wendi family

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>>21695677
It would be SFW so it's okay!

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>>21695598
>Anubis has a 300+ videos long ongoing commented playthrough of Civ VI all with 0 views
>Charybdis has many hilarious rant videos about the slutty Scyllas who keep stealing her catches
>A particularly busty Holstaur shortstack has tips videos on how to live with big boobs
>Cheshire is posting straight up porn disguised with cat video thumbnail and titles
>Dragon passionately shows off each piece of her hoard one video at a time

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>>21695598
Can you imagine the modding shenanigans a gremlin would get up too? Yetis being a motivational speaker. Love-tricks with houri is a popular series with monsters. Giant ants set up a company website. The church of Eros does the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695694
>>Dragon passionately shows off each piece of her hoard one video at a time
>Unboxing video
>Goes the entire video without opening the treasure chest
>Later on twitter
>"I forgot to open the chest"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695694
>setting the photocopier on fire prank!

[Anonymous No.]

What if a guy is not good with sex?
Does he get sent to some sort of sex boot camp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695745
>She buys a highly limited and sought after collector edition
>Makes a video but keeps it sealed to "hold its value"
I'd leave a mean comment/

>>21695777
>Sitting on my NEET neighbor's face overnight challenge (police called)

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695691
>baphomet eating a popsicle asmr
Totally sfw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695788
He gets trained to be good.

>>21695814
Look, now you made her cry and lock her comment section on every video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695694
>Apsara and Gandharva uploading their dances and music respectively, which still puts men in a bit of trance regardless of not being there in person.
>Nureonago does training videos on housekeeping with actually nothing lewd whatsoever in them
>Banshee going on rants on what makes her sad (which turns out to be lots of things)
>Ittan Momen has a Go-Pro she carries as she floats around. There's absolutely no commentary or anything but she managed to get a bit of a following regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxen

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695868
Don't leave a ":)" in a Nureonago's comments or else she will find you and make you take responsibility.
>Ittan Momen has a Go-Pro she carries as she floats around.
Most videos would be boring although soothing, while some would feature some truly incredible footage.
>Ittan Momen floats over a roaring volcano as a Hellhound and Salamander have an intense duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695884
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695884
Damn, look at those huge ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695936
They're probably the best "average" MG is what.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695974
Looks like she is playing Paladin Hunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695642
Death of the author is a wonderful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695930

>Smile at her when she makes eye contact with the camera during one of her videos
>You realize what you just did, but brush it off by reasoning that, since it's a pre-recorded video, nothing will happen because of it.
>Less than an hour later, she posts a new video about how she has a husband now and that she's going on a bit of a hiatus for the time being
>Coincidence, surely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695987
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire-Chan is having a rough day

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696049
Scary wifeslime.
I wonder if a wet wedding dress looks good.

>>21696063
Freedom Unite of course.
Demons are known for their patrician tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695685
>There’s constantly wind noise hitting the mic
>The title cards are poster board drawn by the kids
>You can see the kids running around in the background occasionally
>The editing is rough with stock transitions
>If you can follow the recipe though, it’s the best damn grilling you’ll ever have.

[Anonymous No.]

Small round loli butts drive me nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21694596
Pslime. Te machine translated ones are very odd, but the potential is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696157
I prefer large loli butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695951
Do you know what they say about girls with huge ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696250
I've only seen one artist do thick lolis well

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695694
Which leaders did that Anubis choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696330
They have huge hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696250
Those are just unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696407
Unnaturally attractive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696382
Cleopatra of course, though she renamed it after herself so that she can live out her fantasy of subjugating other, lesser kingdoms, and daydream of taking over the nearby Canadian civilization so that she may have a cute white slaveboy read: husband

[Anonymous No.]

Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any isekai anime/manga with monstergirl-focused settings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695694
>Watch Lilim/Druella video
>Cum instantly

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to carry your rata around the house like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696472
>Lilim channel
>It's all ASMR and other lewd stuff
>One day she doesn't make any videos anymore
>At some point her last video was 3 years ago
>Eventually you see her again in another video
>It's just a guy's videos on his practical hobby, be it carpentry or cooking whatever else
>At one point the lilim and the guy had gotten together, now they're a duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696489
Putting your rata in a full nelson might seem attractive at first but then you realize that your head would be buried deep into her mofu, so deep in fact that you might not be able to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696525
better then expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695694
>Ushi Oni runs a machining/auto shop channel
>Unicorn runs a philosophy channel about the roles and responsibilities of husband and wife, causing SJWs and marxists to explode into rage every time
>shark girls posing videos of their rescues while wearing their go pros
>Harpy doing videos with paragliders
>Kobold does food (and smell) review videos
>kiki posts a lot of cleaning and home renovation tips, and every now and then professes her love of mastah, while trying to keep it a secret
>she doesn't realize that her master is subbed to her channel

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696564
>shark girls posing videos
Mantis posing videos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696592
>Mantis girls post videos of them waiting perfectly still along wooded trails, snatching up their proactively married husbands

[Anonymous No.]

Fat snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695570
I appreciate that she thinks I can last 18mins when I can barely endure 5mins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696606
what a fat lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696606
THIIIICCCCC

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696660
That's a snek-this is a lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21694016
Might I direct you to https://pastebin.com/u/lanternon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696564
>smell reviews
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696675
She has a cupboard full of her husband's unwashed clothing, from various occasions.
>his blazer after a long business trip
>his t-shirt after a jog
>his socks from a winter trip
>his freshly washed underwear
She'd inspire many single yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696606
>>21696667
what are they feeding these lizards to get so big

[Anonymous No.]

>>21694065
How does tiny hellhound twins sound to you? https://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT impregnate short girls. They may be comfy to hold and fun to fuck, but that’s how you end up with manlets for sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696724
Thats not always the case,it wont prevent me from knocking up my petite vampire mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696704
Semen, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696472
>watch Lilim's castle house tour
>see torches on her walls
>start laughing, downvote and comment she's a dummy
>portal opens right in the middle of your room causing a vortex and a white succubus crawling out from it menacingly

Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696442
Are you Canadian? It’s really weird to leap to Canada for such a choice. Cold as hell, not any way adjacent, not a flagship civ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696704
It's their natural state, they get big in all the right places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696789
What’s wrong with sconces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696564
>Kobold does food (and smell) review videos
Kobold reviewbrah?

[Anonymous No.]

>lazy summers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696708
Still the best.

[Anonymous No.]

When do you know when to call a hellhound a hellhound instead of a heckpup

[Anonymous No.]

Tfw no kiki to keep you on the straight and narrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696891
High school age.
https://i.imgur.com/sxbALaw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696891
>heckpup
It was a stupid forced meme then and it still is now.

[Anonymous No.]

What species of monster girl would be best at gentle femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21694653
>Porn setting
>No smut allowed
What the hell anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696891
around the same time a manticore loses the last of her mofucore mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696910

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696919
>when her mom pulls out the baby photos

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696926
Yes, that was also a shit forced meme. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696913

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696926
I bet she is still as sexy as any hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696913
Anyone femme fatale type. Nothing is better than a powerful mg showing her sweet side. Also >>21696936

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696926

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Kikis have factions based on style of maid outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696955
stlye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696913

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696926
I know this was invented a couple years ago to annoy hellhound fans, but the thing that really annoys me about this image are the glasses.

Her ears are on the top of her head. How the fuck are the glasses staying on her face? Fuck quad ear bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696963
It's mamono mana, I ain't gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696959
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696963
i wasnt annoyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696963
You dont need ears for glasses to work the back end just slightly presses into the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696708
Ah, yes.

>>21696983
I was annoyed when it got spammed for a time.
Otherwise I just don't really care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696991
Who needs nerd dogs when nerd birds are the best nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697001
I mean yeah. If I want a nerd I go for a species that's actually good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697020
2lewd2Bnerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697001
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696976
I like 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697022
If they aren’t lewd I don’t want them.
Tru-nerds are going to be worthless to me 99% of the time..

[Anonymous No.]

Tall Flat elves are cute especially with their long ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696963
>autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697054
>Tru-nerds are going to be worthless to me 99% of the time..
True nerd monsters should be given headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697072
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696779
A Nightguant and her husband depicted in their typical human disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696976
Shoggoth in 4
Kiki in 5
Automaton in 11
Gremlin in 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697112
Is it rude to poke slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697081
Where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697116
That's basically rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697116
It's a proposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696157
>>21696250
An another reason why lolis are the best is that she can have a cute modest-sized butt that's big on her small frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697116
Only if they're married to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get one of every slime and scientifically see what happens when each one is poked

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697191
I want to mix Different slimes DNA with a Pslime DNA to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

Finding out embarrassing secrets about dragons and teasing them with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696913
What species would be best at ungentle femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697191
Slimes giggle and jiggle
Red Slimes say "Hawww? you want to touch me?" or something like that
Sea Slimes clutch your arm and make you touch her more
Nures are embarrassed and say you should start with hand holding
Bubble Slimes explode
Dark Slimes give their best Fufufus and Ara aras.
Shoggys hold back their orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697248

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697260
Literally made to be tamed by the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697191
Pslimes sexually stimulate their host to get her to encourage you to spend more time with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697200
That's an admirable goal. I don't see why something like a Bubble Slime Carrier couldn't exist as well as normal ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697254
What about pslimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697262
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697305
If KC says it's OK...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697295
PSlimes would ignore you if male, or molest you if female.
Slime Carriers would probably do something like >>21697267 says, or be like "why are you poking me?" and looks at you like walking garbage while she sits on a slime throne.

Humpty Eggs, I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697316
KC said shrinking is okay! Haha, wouldn't it be funny if a pixie shrinks you down to the size of a pixie to a pixie? Imagine all the things she could do to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697316
>Taking a monster with an interesting trait and making them a cookie cutter moeblob
Got I hate this fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21692809
What would be the best uses of genie wishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697335
making MGs real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697335
>I wish an old style demon lord took over and restored balance to the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697335
Alter her body and make daughters

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how often monster girls fight over territory and men. I want to lure a lamia into basilisk territory and watch them fight over me.

[Anonymous No.]

I would wish for big mofu! Haha. Mofu is a funny word! Thanks /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697289
thats what i figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697150
Nah, gotta have a big fat butt on my loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697316
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

How big do you like your BBEGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697391
Big enough to help me build a house for me to live in that she can wear like a backpack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697289
Exactly. I think women should be able to enjoy being pslime by any one pslime of their choice.
Cleaning ladies would love to have bubble slimes to help clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697333
And they hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697431
From what I gather most anons hate each other here. I take that as a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697335
Wish to marry her and a bowl of infinite candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696976
what's wrong with 9?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

who's the faglord who keeps posting offtopic reaction images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697333
Isn't that how MGE works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697316
You know what the world needs? A hyper sadistic Umi Osho who turns their hubby into their pet against his will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697333
If you like that trait then you can focus on it why does it matter what other like if you enjoy something this is supposed to be a wish fulfillment anyway

[Anonymous No.]

This demon has some plans for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697516
This but with a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697335
more genies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697516
Now you understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697534
What will she do to that blue and green sphere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697534
>What are you doing in a room with all the lights off? Have you seen my flashlight anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697534
Does it involve headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697534
Well as long as she asks nicely, then she can do what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

So here is a question for everybody who writes or does other content creation.

How does one proceed when the ink well is dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
stare at an art fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
You don't.
A year later and I still think I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
Read a whole bunch of shit and steal it like everybody else. The true greats steal wide and varied while putting a spin on it so it seems fresh even though nothing is new under the sun.
>>21697624
Shit man, just go for it. Even if it's trash you don't have to release it and doing it gets the ball rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
Vyvance

[Anonymous No.]

Secret boss monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

If I tickle myself with a feather who shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696724
Offspring height is tied more closely to the father than the mother. Manlets breed manlets but shortstack X chad should make chads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697697

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697681
I think your hound is defective.

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath and witches in general are bad people anon.

[Losenis No.]

All's Fair in Love and War rewrite, chapter 5. 3k words of Victoria's rollercoaster of suffering.

https://pastebin.com/YnwZs3ex
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ueTDZS7mLXa40dHNCemQC8X4GYKiZwOrkn7Za5fwL7s/edit?usp=sharing

>>21697588
Do what you want. Writing isn't only about hitting your keyboard. Make up new scenarios, refine old ones, think of character interactions, proofread and edit what you already have, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21687509

[Anonymous No.]

Loli fox pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697765
What a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
Wait and spend time doing other things.
Pumping the well when its dry and agonizing over it being dry just make it worse so the only good thing to do is just wait for it to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697747

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697747
They’re not that scary. The Sabbath is more or less a bunch of horny nerds.
The worst they’re up to is leaving flyers at your door all the time.

It’s the expelled ex-members you need to watch out for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697752
I want to smack that lim butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697816
Do not bully the lim butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697823
Lim butt was made for bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697826
Respect the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697765
Now she can clean the ceiling, what a hard working maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697343
>Old granny succubus takes the throne
>”You kids think you’ve invented sex!? Me and my hubby have been shagging like beasts for decades before you were born! We didn’t need no stinking potions! Youngins nowadays rely on them too much. Our own depravity kept the dick a’tickin’ and pussy free!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697814
I'd unironically date miss Blackwood.
Or at least donate a bag of blood to get the taste of smoke out of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697469
Be specific, or else you’re getting infinite black licorice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697473
She’s a zombie. Please don’t stare. It makes them uncomfortable and clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697832
Smacking butts is a sign of respect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697516
To a lesser extent, I’d enjoy being a monster’s good boy for treats and pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697859
Who doesn't like black licorice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697852
This is not what I wanted. Preorder cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21695663
I've never seen a baphomet tie a cherry stem into a knot with kegels alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697898
disliked and unsuscribed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697333
>all you want in a wife is just sex
You poor thing. You really need to do some more self exploration

[Anonymous No.]

Are black mages just adult sized witchs?
Some people are probably into the evil witch theme but don't want lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697954
>black mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697859
If anything it'd be a lesson for when you wish for a more specific bowl of infinite candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21693630
you come home to Hakutaku cooking for you as your waifu

does her food taste good, or did she fill her head with useless cookbook knowledge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697954
>>21697960

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697990
Hathor is a generous goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697681
>LindaRoze
She's a great artist, but I thought her communication was poor. I liked the last comm I got from her but there were things I'd have had her do differently if she gave more than a sketch update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697960
>tfw no Patchouli dark mage mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697954
Pretty much?
I like Dark Mages because they're proper busty adult witches and don't answer to the vaguely annoying pedo group. Plus its implied they're loners who live in the middle of nowhere and that's just a huge plus in my books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698011
Canon or fanart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697494
apparently you

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a Cursed Gun variant of Cursed Sword? Would my collection of rifles and pistols turn into my harem?

Would the one I jizzed over become a yandere type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697787
lick em

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697681
Poor thing is missing most of her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697863
i'm gonna stare a lot, she looks like she needs hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697954
Not really, they're different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21696667
>>21696704
>>21696764
That is a DRAGON - not a lizard. Please do not mix the two up, it's rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Your relationship with an mg has reached the point where you can summon each other, how is this made use of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698147
Winged lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698161
Sparingly because if you fuck up you strand one or more of you somewhere with no transportation.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to salt your windowsill at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698161
Doesn't change much as we'd have one of those special beds anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698011
Patchouli is a butt sniffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697960
Ten years later and I still dont know source

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697954
Think about it this way, witches are light or dark mages that have had the loli spell cast on them by the sabbath and are monsterized.

Dark mages are just mages that use demon energy instead of spirit energy for their magic. Because of the demon energy they use they monsterize.

All witches are dark mages but not all dark mages are witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698080
I just want my spas-12 cursed gun waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698200
are those waterproof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698031
A mix I guess. I do like her soft though
>>21698223
I'll sniff her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698164
Rude. This is a mighty and proud dragon, not a lizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698229
I thought Dark Mages are basically super charged regular female mages imbued with demonic energy and filled with the usual resulting endless lust because of this.
I'm not sure where they are on the magical power scale, because obviously Liches, Lilims and Baphomets are leagues above them, but supposedly they're ranked as "powerful" somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698280
I suppose it depends on the mage. We know that heroes can potentially reach the demon lord (her husband, but she was likely weaker then), so if you have some supermage that realizes that demon energy can power spells and turns then that girl is likely ludicrously powerful.

The average dark mage is likely stronger than the average witch or hero, by simple virtue of being self taught. Their profile says they will turn entire cities to get a husband and I don’t doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697814
>drunk on jager
>naked and angry

is this me circa 2006?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698280
Even unmarried dark mages can subjugate towns and enchant the surrounding areas.
I don't know if that's more powerful but it's a lot flashier. I'd imagine they tend to be much more impulsive and irresponsible with their use of magic as compared to coven witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698161
>Sylph
We started off being able to do that! It was a basic part of our covenant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697806
I dunno man, last time I wrote anything was either January of last year or 2017, I don't remember. I've been having ideas since then but I lack the confidence or the ideas on how to make them not cliché and generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698223

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698356
she can summon you into the sky for falling sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698161
>Implying I couldn't before

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698423
Or flying sex!
Somersaulting through the air in a sixty-nine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698424
was this the wrong image? i don't get it if not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698438
Reference to a popular video game with lots of cute monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698223
>>21698400

if i was around touhou ass all day erry day of course i'd sniff ass, lick ass, eat ass

[Anonymous No.]

elope with little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698397
Oh, well if the pumps NOT dry just what the the other anon said and write. It might not be good but you don't have to show it off either but it primes you for actual writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698468
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?

[Anonymous No.]

If you could throw a girl from another series into the mge world who would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698468
How're you supposed to say no when you silently make eye contact and her tail starts wagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698468
this pup is aching for a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698468
sloppy wet puppy cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698508
>not puppy cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>21694798
I wonder how a Hellhound would respond to being licked

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698468
Don't do this
I can't begin to describe the mental trauma this causes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698485
Darkness. Make her a bicorn and wife her because the potential there is just too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698524
More often than not, the answer is rape. Now, what comes before that is anybody’s guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698485
Ilias because she needs somebody to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698485
Lain
She needs to be loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698494
How’re you supposed to say no when her body recognizes you as her master before her mind does? When she just up and sits and grinds on your lap while licking your face and neck without a word?

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>>21698552
>>21698545
Love hivemind

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>>21698558
If a mamono recognizes you as her master, is there even a possibility that you wouldn't accept?
Like, would a mamono even be able to recognize someone as her master if he wouldn't have feelings for her?

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>>21698545
I dont know who that is but angels tend to be haughty shits and need to be thrown into volcano.

[Anonymous No.]

How was your day /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698586
Good. Had thoughts about waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698586
Pretty good.
Relaxed and got fitted for a suit.

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>>21698558
>ywn have a harem of puppy girls
>they’ll never all try to hop into your arms or lap whenever the opportunity presents itself
>or ask you to take them on walks while presenting you their leashes
>or thump your legs mindlessly as they go into heat and whimper for your dick
>or use your chest and arms as pillows as they snuggle up to you in bed, peppering your body with kisses
>or lose their composure and drool over themselves as soon as you ruffle their hair and pet their head
Can’t say dog girls are too high on my list, but I can make an exception for puppies.

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>>21698545
did nothing wrong

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>>21698605
took me years unil I found out what that image was a referee to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698545
What are you talking about, she already has the love of her grandson.

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>>21698414
4 ARMPITS!

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>>21698485
that girl from elfen lied because she really needs some love

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698586
It is a good day of reading pastebins and planning to write after telling myself ill do it tomorrow, again

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698528
yeah having a cute little girl as your wife is a lot to take in

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>>21698485
Ryza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698635
Lucy?

Sakura from fate is another one who needs some monsterization.

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>>21698647
doesnt she become a monster of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698485
Lute from Fire Emblem!
She'd happily accept monsterization!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698647
Please, we all know what Sakura would be.
A wurm slut

[Anonymous No.]

BEES
BEEES
OH FUCK MY DICK
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698651
Yea but the killy kind. Both Lucy and Sakura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698485
Camilla and Tharja!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698647

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>>21698653
wow a worm joke who could have seen that coming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698678
The jokes write themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

You've been tasked with showing ambassador griffon around your kingdom anon where's the first place you take her?

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>>21698690
I don't have a kingdom though.
I'm a peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698690
my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698690
My room. For an intense petting session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698690
tell her to show me her place because that'll be my kingdom after the marriage

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>>21698693
You don't smell like a peasant.
You don't dress like a peasant.
And you're certainly not ON FIRE like a peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698711
Well yeah, a peasant can't live if they're on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698699

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698586
Goodish up until my power died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698690
I think she has me confused with someone else, if she's expecting a kingdom. I don't even have an embassy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698663
A non-murderous Dark Sakura would annihilate my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698690
>Ambassador Griffon

Why would an introverted, highly territorial, hoarder / protector of magical items be an Ambassador? And for whom?

Ambassador Panda, Unicorn, and Almaelma all seem significantly more qualified for the job and represent the best of their respective homelands.

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>>21698839
Still, why would an ambassador come after me?
I have no territory, no embassy, and no influence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
Just snarf some more meth and get back to it. I ain't no bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698814
>infinite mana
>demon energy
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697765
>>21697765
Home made feather dusters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698926
>>21698814
Would she be a wurm or sandworm?

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>>21698966
I already made that joke.

[Anonymous No.]

Go skreeonk somewhere else, Goji-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698966
She'd be a slime carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698711
Burninating just isn't really en vogue like it used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698982
...That's actually genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698966
Roper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698987
What is this cute titty dragon doing with the church?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698966
Medusa

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>>21698995
Because dragons can be healers too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698999
Silly Anon, we already have a medusa.

>>21699003
So gold dragons work for the church?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to make offerings at the local fertility church for a fruitful blessing....or just go to that local alchemist if you have that whole "No other idols" clause

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>>21699007
It's possible. Metallic dragons strike me as the sort who wouldn't mind joining charitable or just organizations.
Alternatively, they may have little shrines/churches dedicated to themselves, and aid others that in way, if a bit more prideful.

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>>21699034
*in that way

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>>21699007
>Silly Anon, we already have a medusa.
Well I was kinda going off that servants are connected to their masters (like how shirou is into swords and saber has a lot of swords)

Sakura’s servant is rider and rider is a Medusa so I thought it fit pretty good.

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>>21699045
Nah, you gotta base it off their character not their association.

And the character of Sakura is worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697765
Oh shit thanks for drawing what I said

[Anonymous No.]

How hard would it be to maintain hobbies with an alraune or liliraune wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699087
very

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>>21699094
That's a shame.
I've loved plant girls as far back as I can remember, but I'd want to be able to share my interests with them.

[Anonymous No.]

bird butt

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>>21699087
depends on your hobbies, if you like gardening then you are in luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699087
>>21699109
They can use the root of their flowers to walk

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take a shota potion for your monster waifu/waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699273
Same thing as alping so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699273
She can already overpower me so I don't really see the point. Maybe for her birthday or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699198
Has KC talked about how plant-types reproduce? Do they work the same way as his egglayers in that they get pregnant normally and then give birth to a seed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699273
Only if its completely non sexual and its just for the fact she can say she saw me grow up right before her eyes when it wears off.

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>>21699273

I can't come up with any reason not to.

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>>21699296
Cute seed, though head patting her would be hard would he bed be a nice bed of dirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697987
She's a theoretical cook and a paper driver!

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>>21699056
Sakura would be more of a dark mage than a wurm tho, she’s not dumb and she has a lot more magical power than physical strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699347
A spellcasting sandworm would be pretty cool though. She could draw magical circles around entire cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699360
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699139
Nah, music and /tg/ stuff.

>>21699198
But what about the ever-abundant nectar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699403
Can always try transformation spell

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699364
How else are they going to set up those Fiendish Pacts?
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1744

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699423
True. But what kind would be best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699403
Drink it all and get good at eating pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697588
I wrote maledom smut because I was sick of anons bragging about being controlled and powerless. A lot of writing is often driven by a reaction to something.
Right now I'm dry of ideas, at least ideas that aren't boring. I just go do something else.

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>>21699451
This. I hate it when people enjoy things I don't and I hope they never did. Fuck them.

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>>21699446
Drink it all? If she's a liliraune, I don't think my ability to imbibe could keep pace with their production of nectar.
Especially once she realizes I have a piss fetish and that she can appease it by 'pissing' nectar.

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>>21699462
Writing about something you like is better than complaining about something you don't the way many vocal anons seem to, though characterizing discussion as "bragging" is really silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699296
I'm kind of interested in the methods of raising "unconventional" monster kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699296
From what I gather, plant-types get impregnated, their womb converts the sperm into seeds, and they scatter the fertilized seeds like brood-laying eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

The best thing about a Shoggoth is that she can suck your dick, cook dinner, and talk to you about your day all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699528
But where's my pipe and slippers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699528
And cuddle you, and facesit you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699528
>Sucking my dick
>Expecting coherent speech
Of she's doing her job right, only one of those things will be possible at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699498

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>>21699545
Shoggoths have ∞ mouths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699548
Cute plant

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699498
>>21699548
But why the hazard suit? Is he allergic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699555
That's not really the issue, though.

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>>21699537
>Kiki tail audibly wags from another room
>skitter of bird talon high heels on hard floor
>you can bet you'll get pipe, slippers, a newspaper and a smug maid in three seconds flat
>(but a bubble pipe because smoking is bad for mastahs)

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>>21698485
Miia deserves better than what she got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699575
>Bubble pipe
No, the minimum I'll accept is a vape pen full of shog juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699575
I was hoping for a licorice pipe but I suppose this will have to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698586
Not bad for a birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21698485
This is a lecherous fox spirit who lives as the maid of the Domina family disguised as a human, she's a great fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699600
>disguised as a human
I sleep

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>>21699609
In the MGE world she wouldn't need to be in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a meido just snuggle me, masturbate with me, and practice piano duets with me? She can do other meido stuff later.

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you take the time to help clean your kiki's tail she sometimes uses it as a broom

[Anonymous No.]

Power and Presence! Tiddypire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699617
Sounds like you want a slimewife.

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>>21699617
Pshog and Shog carrier might be good for that. Shoggy might be to lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699617
>Telling your meido that your dick needs "cleaned" and "polished"
>Telling her this all day and now to the point that all she's doing is "cleaning" and polishing" your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699628
>brushing a kiki's fur and preening her feathers
>collecting all your shog-stuff into one glob and massaging out all the set pieces
>carefully dismantling some of your automaton's plates and joints so you can de-dust them with compressed air then reassembling them good as new
Meido maintenance is a very important part of being a responsible master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699631
Slimes are cute and nice.

>>21699638
That would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

What would fennec foxgirls act like and look like?
Would they be short, bronze-skinned, blonde-haired girls with big ears?
Would they be hardy, but friendly and energetic creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699669
Massive ears, like this big, but fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699661
why cant I just get another maid to do the maintenance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699575
What about those chocolate cigars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699669

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>>21699697
So this is who my granduncle fought in WW2.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli delinquent busts open a pack of candy cigarette and tells you to buy her some beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699669
>running through the desert, chased by a possessive Pharaoh, her Anubis right-hand, and an army of desert danuki tax-collectors
>suddenly happen across a shrine straight out of your Zipangu wall-scrolls
>hide from your pursuers in this strange environment
>when the danger passes, you ask the inari what she's even doing out here
>"Actually I'm a fennec! And I love you!" in the highest pitched squeak you've ever heard

[Anonymous No.]

What could go wrong if I hugged a fire and ice slime at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699706
This is how to deal with a delinquent Monster Girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cN7maCm0s

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699694
You can, but expect puffy-cheeked pouting and bubble-blowing about not getting quality time with Master during your next hot springs episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699629
I don't know why she bothers putting on shirts. Once she gets hot and bothered, buttons are going to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699694
That's extra maid work and what do you do if all 3 of them are on the fritz at the same time then you have to help all 3 at once instead of one at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699738
Obviously she should switch to sweaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699722
This was stupidly sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699717
Who would win in a fight:
>1 trillion manticores
>a sun made of lava golems and a sun made of glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699697
Maybe I can be a prisoner of war someday.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Kikimoras hate roombas? I just want to make it easier on her so she doesn't have to get the lower hard to reach stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699694
What else are you going to do all day with a full time unpaid maid (who might not even need sleep) working for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699768
>unpaid maid
of course I would pay the maid, Maids get Paids

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699738
How do flat chest vampires even compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699757
Manticores, only because the lava golems and glacieses would fight and defeat each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699638
What would a pshog be like?
Would the host also be a meido?
If the pshog found her ideal master before finding a host, would she try to have the master help pick out her host?

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>>21699749
>centuries old vamp doesn't know the first thing about modern fashion, including sweaters
>tells her thrall to bring her the most popular sweater among the mortals
>later shows up in front of her husband in a virgin-killer sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699758
>you will never be captured by the Joint Wan/Kon Corps

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699784
>of course I would pay the maid
How are you going to pay the maid if you aren’t working?

Of course you aren’t working shoggoth can’t have you getting hurt outside at your job, can she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699790
By getting big, fat bloodbags of their own.

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>>21699784
Monster maids would probably invest much of their salary back into the house (they do live there, after all) but I wonder what they would do with leftover disposable income. Kikis seem like the type to buy lots of books, and "constructive" hobbies like building ships in bottles, but I wonder about the rest.

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>>21699762
It’s a common misconception. Some Kikis believe they can do better and don’t want to leave the job to a second rate machine. Others, however, take advantage of the time saved to do more personal things for their masters, like massages and cooking and “other”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699805
>How are you going to pay the maid if you aren’t working?
I will be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or love quadrants. Each quadrant will be fifteen love units represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect thirty-five love units and you can trade those in for a beachtowel with my face on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699821
The Demon Lord must have succeeded in her goal of monsters being able to produce males, because there is definitely a secret tanuki in your family tree to produce a scheme such as this.

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>>21699821
You don’t make them pay for merchandise, that’s a bad idea. You make them pay for “acts” like so
>hug 1 marble
>kiss 2
>massage 3
>handy 4
>bj 5
>boobjob 6
>sex 7
>any other act (anal, etc) 8

Then you pay them for the jobs they get done and you watch them run around the house competing for messes.

[Anonymous No.]

Househusbands, do you think you could provide a well run and comforting house for your wife? Can you even complete the basic housekeeping mantra by matching each day of the week to its chore?
>>Chores
>Bake
>Brew
>Iron
>Mend
>Rest
>Shop
>Wash

>>Days
>Monday
>Tuesday
>Wednesday
>Thursday
>Friday
>Saturday
>Sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699851
>>21699839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHUjgK77gfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699851
Clearly the best bet is for the maids to pool their resources and have Kiki Kommunism Seize the Means of Master's Reproduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699814
Imagine how dangerous it would be if you introduced a Kiki to things like QVC, HSN and Infomercials. You may not know what a Serve-O-Mat does, but you now own two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699860
Oh, neat. I should get around to watching that show for real sometime, all the clips out of context have been great. Thanks for the reminder, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699858
>Househusbands
How do you be a househusband to a kiki?
>>21699876
A smart kiki knows not to buy worthless junk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699821
What do they get if they collect the towels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699722
That actually gave me a giggle, first time in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699879
To be fair, it’s not like they make that much more sense in context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699860
I'm now imaging an Xavier monstergirl and it's not going well

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699917
Clearly she would be a lilim that was trained by a crazy sea bishop or something more new-agey a wacko order priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699876
>>21699880
>Kiki ends up watching a lot of daytime TV because she's so efficient
>asks Shoggy to produce the items she sees on infomercials and gameshows so she can "preview" their effectiveness
>Shoggy emulates the advertised effects without actually understanding the real design of the products
>Kiki spends her salary on As Seen On TV products that don't actually work as advertised and quietly hides them in the closet of her private quarters
Still better than Shoggy who gets too obsessed with monster soap operas and tries acting them out for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699943
Clearly she will get a refund from the company for bad products or the legal force of a thousand maids will be on their ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699917
That's a blowdown I'd watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699952
>Army of disgruntled maids vs army of danuki salespeople
Whoever loses, the demon lawyers win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699961
St Louis rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699790
They don't have to, because they know for a fact that cowtit Vampires are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699972
I like both kikis and tanuki maybe peace can be made with a Tanukiki as the mediator

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699798
Look much more like a classic shog.
Yes. Will want to serve and the carrier would follow along. They both receive extraordinary pleasure from serving even if you dont provide any directly. (still be sure to provide it as much as possible)
Yeah. The pshog will most likely ride on the man as a form of clothing. It will then collect data to find the perfect host. It may also provide some services while it acts as clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699972
A good servant makes sure that her master is not disturbed by those 'Girl Scouts'.

[Anonymous No.]

Pslime Story I found: https://pastebin.com/Nx0uBah4
Be warned it is from /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700008
>Tanukiki as the mediator
How in the world does that monster exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700022
She's great at cooking the books!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699812
>>21699990
Know what facts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700022
>Kiki raised by a Tanuki
The most helpful accountant that will happily hide all of your assets from prying, tax-interested eyes
>Tanuki raised by a Kiki
I don't know what that would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700022
Well a man was having a threesome with his maid and his accountant and during that some dna got mixed and they gave birth to twins in separate wombs with the parentage of three people

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699768
Rotate my maids for hire like a he-maid madame while collecting their money and giving them t-shirts with images of my face? Danuki anon has the right idea.
>>21699821
It really works! Now the floor is so clean that I can eat off of it. Actually, I have a maid do that for me. But I could if I wanted to. Thank you for your brilliant advice senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700055
>parentage of three people
While not from a threesome there was a baby born with the DNA of two women and a man since the mom had a genetic disorder in the mitochondria doctors used the DNA from another woman to fix the egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700038
An Iron is hot just like my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700014
What kind of summoning ritual do you need to get a Demon Butler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700080
Well, at least you don't have to worry about wrinkled clothes or popped buttons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700040
>what would that look like?
Money laundering with actual washing machines. Clean bookkeeping that wouldn't save you from the taxman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700081
teresa isn't some demon butler, she's best girl

>>21700022
that's forbidden love

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700089
>Money laundering with actual washing machines
At least all my money would look like it's brand new and all my coins shiner than a dragon's hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700091
>that's forbidden love
Is it really forbidden love if there is a guy involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700092
>shiner than a dragon's hoard
Shut your whore mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700096
Are you saying a Tanukiki couldn't polish her masters coins to the utmost sheen

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700091
That man is releasing an ancient evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700189
More like a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700189
Is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700219
There goes another one! Guys stop! They're dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700230
The arrogance of man is in thinking the boner is under our control, and not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes monstergirl monday different from the other days of the week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700276
Monday is Moon Day.
We're whalers on the Moon
We carry a harpoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700282
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700276
The dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700276
Monsters like Mondays because it means they get back to the workplace and can go back to hitting on their human boss/underling/coworkers after not seeing them over the weekend, but hate Mondays because they're still expected to actually work.

[Anonymous No.]

Science Fiction Double Feature!
See the Automatons fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700492
I genuinely don't have any problem with Alps. I kind of wish the thread took a Japanese perspective of ignoring things unliked and supporting things that were liked, aside from specific global exceptions like Furry porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700532
I like alps too, but even mentioning that seems like it's against some unwritten rule.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a werewolf under a full moon! And get my hips crushed in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700584
I fapped to female POV so much that i'll probably turn into an alp w/o being interested to a male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700682
Fun fact: due to the mechanics involved the moon is never truly full unless its under going a total lunar eclipse.
The next total lunar eclipse will occur on may 21th 2021. Chief God help those that survive because the following year will have 2 total lunar eclipse as well both occuring over the exact same spot as the previous year.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700749
Damn she can really stab you with her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700749
No but I do wanna stroke those ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700749
No I want whimsy and adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700749
I don't fuck elves that are mostly into bestiality and are so blown out only magic holds their internals together anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700765
We'll see if you're so high and mighty after getting strung out on meth in a fish orgy for three days and being saved by a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700492
Fuck you anon, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700827
Then maybe you should take a step to the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700189
>accidentally released an ancient Demon who was trapped in a pit somewhere
>all she does is stay at your house and eat your food while she talks about “the good ol’ days”
>it does get a little sad when she realizes all of her friends are dead and have been for millennia

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700869
But she's a demon. When her friends die don't they just go back to Hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700869
More like an ancient NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700875
Not if they’re actually killed in battle by zealots over a thousand years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700749
Do elves' ears get longer as they age?

[Anonymous No.]

Your captain is a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700898
Oh captain, my captain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700894
Semen intake over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700898
>fairy pirates
>they act all tough but if it wasn’t for their husbands helping out all the time they wouldn’t be able to even leave the docks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700898
When I was young I was captain hook for halloween he was my favorite character

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700918
I want to be the Smee to a Fairy Captain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700749
I bet she has to turn when going through doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21692809
A Jabberwock OP, just in time for Jabberart! Big dragon

Second pic on my twitter, https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1150717738672951297

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700894
They grow more slots for magic earrings over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700931
FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>21697765
What does the watermark say, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700869
>spent her youth fighting and causing mayhem/destruction
>spent much of her adulthood in solitary confinement as punishment for her evil acts
>although she has only become more powerful than ever before, she just wants to experience a peaceful life
>with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700973
Das it mayne. Das da shit right there. Evil girls who can raze an entire city but just wanna spend the day with you are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700973
>Always wants to go to bed after an intense session
>cock of course still held firmly inside.
>always wake up to her unconsciously milking my dick with her pussy.
>she wakes up at the following cumshot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700973
>go into town with ancient demon waifu
>she's exceptionally pleasant to everyone during the shopping, errands, and lunch
>but during lunch, there's a commotion outside
>a gang of young delinquent demons are scaring people and shooting obscenities/ blasphemies/threats at the townsfolk
>she calmly and slowly walks up to the leader of the pack
>calmly tells them to stop
>leader tries to use a magic punch, a move that'd instantly kill a mortal
>waifu catches the punch in midair, the magic explosion only ruffling her hair
>the leader is confused, and no matter how hard she tries, she can't get her hand back from waifu
>waifu's eyes go cold
>tells leader again, firmly this time, to go home, or this can get ugly for her and her friends, and maybe all their families
>leader gets the fear, and commands her goons to flee
>her friends scatter, and waifu lets her hand go
>the leader asks her
>"what kind of demon are you?"
>and runs off

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700584
I'm so desperate I would do things with another dude if I was guaranteed he would alp .

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701047
Perfect set up for a story about the ancient demon deciding to teach and make sure the delinquent is set on the right path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701056
hmu dude

[Anonymous No.]

Praise brown cat goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701084
I’m more of a dog person myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701084
Okay
Can I rub her belly?

[Anonymous No.]

I can never like ghost or aquatic monster girls ever since the ghost of my pet beta fish tried to kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701091
You never rub kitty's bellies, anon. Do you not have exprience with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Welcome to my mansion, human."

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701106
Anon I must
Every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701106
Why don’t you rub a cats belly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701114
They will claw you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701131
yeah but that was last time this time will be different

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701108
Do you do VCR repairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701114
https://imgur.com/a/vdu6EOt
It's where they hate getting touched most. This will very likely lead to bite marks and scratches

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701139
My cat love it then again that little guy was a genius well aside from when he was young and got hit tail bit off by pissing off the dog but still Stubby was amazing he was so gentle he used his paw to brush away my mom's tears once

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701106
Yeah, my cat lets me do it fairly often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701071
Hmu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701056
Woukd Be easier with a trap

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701330
Why is she so wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701333
Bucket

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701330
I’m at work boyo

[Anonymous No.]

What would be your preferred method of selling yourself to a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701356
Fanboying

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701356
Via singing telegram

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701356
Look at your vibe, then at me. Now look at your vibe, now back at me. Then back at your vibe: unfortunately it is not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701356
I don’t get what you’re saying anon. All I know is I had a childhood friend then I don’t know what happened but now we’re living together with three mini versions of her running about the house calling me ‘papa’ or something. These dumb kids actually think I’m their father!

Not meant to stir shut up was talking from the perspective of a typical dense anime protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701382
Odd anon, you think it has anything to do with how she's always making you feel so good in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701406
Nah it can’t be, she always says they’re ‘workouts’ and I don’t need to worry about anything. She always makes me bacon after which is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are always soft even the ones that arent soft are soft

[Anonymous No.]

Digging through warosu might yield surprising results.
http://i.imgur.com/5f2psic.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701438
(You)

Now fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701426
If you call them that they are going to try and prove you wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701438
I'd completely forgot about this, god damn it.
That was one of Mithral's old shitposts right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701438
I don't think this was a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701438
Fuck off vermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701445
but them doing that only proves me right when i cuddle with them

[Anonymous No.]

Mating with a werewolf during a Blood Moon event is guaranteed to squeeze your balls dry for the entire month and then some. She'll thrust and hump and grind and she'll never stop. Even when you're knocked out by the massive consecutive orgasms, she'll wait for you to wake up and then she repeats the process.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice weather we're having here. Would be a shame if anything were to happen to it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701357
Being a fanboy to a weak monster girl makes you look like a slut.
Being a fanboy to a powerful monster girl makes just one among many.

>>21701363
Using viral marketing tactics to acquire a wife usually results in getting Tanuki'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701472
>"Aruji-dono, I'm sure I could find you a softer, less 'bony' pillow for you to cling to if you'd just release me."
That's when you squeeze her even tighter and nestle your face deeper between her two big front pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701492
Jokes on her, Mammy Bammy will either fix that issue or give her more muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701477
>werewolf can't remember what happened during the full moon, only that she woke up naked outside your house
>finds it weird that her stomach keeps growing week after week

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701497
Dont need that when monsters are already perfect the way they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701484
Nice weather? Lightenings are literally striking right in front of where I live, very funny Ryu san

[Anonymous No.]

You have to go IN, Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701504
Not just any Full Moon, it's the fucking BLOOD MOON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701448
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701522
I want to eat the monster girl version of Captain Crunch cereals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701484
Were getting hit by extremes with either large thunderstorms or blistering heat made worse by the resulting humidity I hardly call that nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701512
Perfection is the eye of the beholder and this one is a pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701138
Fuck you I read that in Mr Plinkett's voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21699337
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701356
I'd be a chair at a shady restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be "bullied" by some shortstack gyarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701551
Paper Driver means she has a driver's licence but has no actual driving experience. I got it off a manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701542
>Perfection is the eye of the beholder and this one is a pervert
I want to tell the monster mana to change nothing about my waifu even if she isn't 100$% perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701558
Your dick doesn't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701558
You're the kind of dude to annoy a doppel because she doesn't transform around you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701575
>She wants to show him a form she was working on but can't get it out when around him

[Anonymous No.]

What would an Asp monster girl be like? A lamia Will’o’t’Wisp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701438
As much as I hate furfaggotry, jabberwocks are definitely the types that would get into that sort of cancer as well as other things far, far worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701577
Nice fluffy snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701535
>very tomboyish pirate scylla is depicted holding a very terrified boy in one tentacle, a spoon of cereal and milk in the other
>scylla tries to force-feed the boy, can't quite wedge the spoon into his mouth, spills food all over his shirt
>"Uh-oh, you made a mess! You know what happens to messy boys, don't you?"
>Rapidly removes his ragged clothes with her tentacles
>boy is pleading helplessly to be spared from "bathtime"
>scylla is seen licking her lips as she drags the boy deeper inside the ship
>slogan fades onto the screen
>"Don't resist Captain Crunch."

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how weird it would be having a doppelganger as a childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701590
That’s the nice thing about Wonderland and Wocks. They’re up for anything at least once. If the both of you don’t like it, you’ll never have to do it again, but she’s willing to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701577
Oh no! The water is GREEN! That means she's going to mutate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701595
Does it still tear up the roof of your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701590
Down the shitter they go then, thanks for warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701609
Oh no. She better not grow a second head so can kiss me on both cheeks and whisper in both my ears haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701605
>the nice thing
Wonderland is complete garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701627
It has jubjubs so I can forgive it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701632
FATTIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701634
No, that’s Wocks again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701627
>Trumparts
>Cheshires
>Jubjubs
>Dormouses
>Mad Hatters
>Alices
>The absolute escapism of never wanting or needing for anything but your wife/wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701588
Depends on which Asp. The Egyptian Asp's venom is a very peaceful way to die, so the conversion to a mamono would be a lamia whose venom makes you extremely relaxed and complacent, leading to either sleep-sex, or just really sweet cuddlesex. She'd seek out rebellious individuals as well, due to the history of being used to put down criminals that deserved a more eloquent death than beheading.

The European Asp, however, is a different story. Not really an aggressive species, but the bite hurts like fucking hell. It'd be like a shirohebi for masochists. You leave or fuck with her in any way, you're getting several bites and/or an erection lasting more than four hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701605
Wonderland is a /d/egenerate's paradise.

>>21701632
Cheshire cats are good too. Honestly, the only less-than-desirable girl in Wonderland are humpty eggs

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls are for being friends with

[Anonymous No.]

>>21700010
So the tendrils would be purple and starry and have golden eyes?
And would that mean the pleasure would be drasticalyl amplified if the pshog is serving while I please the carrier?
So what would happen? I see a girl that makes me really hard or makes my heart flutter, and pshog tentacle rapes her to seee if she's compatible with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701672
You can always be friends of your 23 daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701672
Well yeah you should be friends with your waifu's friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701658
I love faggot cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701658
I want to live out all my degenerate fantasies with a /d/iamond Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701682
>friends with your waifu's friends
I bet they would pester you to set them up with guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701695
I only have moderate degeneracy so I’d go clubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701695
Same. Honestly, it's a tossup between jabberwocks and cheshire cats for me. I'd go for both, but I'm the one waifu kinda guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701711
That or hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think centaurs hate Old Town Road and think it's racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701717
Hearts is solid too

[Anonymous No.]

What is a monster to do when the boy she likes friendzones her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701724
Hit him over the head with a club, drag him into her cave and rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701695
>not wanting a /d/iamond A/l/ice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701728
Snu snu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701734
Verily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701724
Seduce him

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701728
What if she is too weak to wield a club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701743
Then a rubber chicken may be substituted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701743
Judo chop to back of neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701746
>Little fairy drops a rubber chicken on her crush's head and he just laughs and thinks it's one of her friendly pranks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701605
I'd try a lot of things with a girl as cute as a wock but there's one or two things I'd still put my foot down on. Mostly everything would be fair game for trying at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701750
You gotta hit him with your heart, not your arm!

[Anonymous No.]

There needs to be a group of mindflayers that force men to not be dense or at the very least remove the mental block that causes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701750
Honestly, a fairy being cute and pulling playful, harmless pranks like that on me would be really nice.
I wonder if she'd like a tiny kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701766
I like mini monsters not for lewding but for cute. Though if they wanted to be lewd they'd need to grow to be regular size

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if two monsters are fighting over you and they dont want to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701783
Kill them both just to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701783
They share

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701789
you mean impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701131
They only use their claws if they don't love you. If they do they just use paws to move you for play bites to say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701789
No No No you lay them not slay them

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are nice girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701807
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701834
Try laying them first and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

Brown flat succs are best succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701838
That one isnt brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701836
How about I kill one and lay the other, that way I can see which one works best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701842
no no no you lay both first and compare the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701850
Fine. I'll lay them both then kill them. Then I'll know which way works best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701855
And thus confused paladin anon was too tired to do anything after fucking two monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701850
Stop replying to shitposters you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701577
Nice, though I have to nitpick the accuracy. i.e. the nipple fluff isn't part of a bunyip's body but is part of her feathered mask.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701554

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters like VR videos of a human boy calling them cute?

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposters seem to be having fun and it's page 10 so might as well drop this here.
https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-tier-list-74574

[Anonymous No.]

Please keep the waters clean for aquatic monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701920
What if they are the ones getting them dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701557
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701899
I want to make a kiss tier list but there are too many species.
All I can say now is that snakes don't know how to kiss.

>>21701920
Aquatic girls have to realize that it's too hard to hold back when you're in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701775
Says you!
I could find lewd things to do with a fairy at a wide array of size differences!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702003
small fairies are for hugging your fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701920

>gills clogged with someone's money shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701991
>I want to make a kiss tier list but there are too many species.
Never thought of doing tier lists for specific things like that, could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I like mini mermaids they are nice girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701920
I'm going to cum into a condom and then throw it in the sea!

[Anonymous No.]

If I fap in the forest, will an Alraune be drawn to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702093
Plant girls usually rely on you coming to them.
A werewolf pack, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702077
>mershark shows up at your door saying she got your invitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702114
I know they usually do, but I want to draw one to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702154
Well nutting in the forest at random is probably doing to draw other girls (more mobile and with better senses of smell) well before any Alraunes or the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702169
that's why you stick your dick in the ground when you nut so that her roots can find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702176
That's a good idea.
I just want an awkward, somewhat shy, small (but not flat) breasted alraune alchemy nerd waifu.
Maybe a nice honeybee or grizzly would help me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702176
>Dryad pops out of the nearest tree to hit on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702176
Giving the ground a creampie might result in you getting raped by an icky earthworm girl living underneath.

[Anonymous No.]

>Childhood friend bicorn insisting you play with the other girls as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702224
Or it turns out you were standing on a sleeping Gnome all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702225
But girls besides her have cooties

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702225
She's going to make you play doctor with your CC Succubus teacher.

>>21702227
>Find alluring hole in the ground
>Decide to cum inside because you're bored
>It turns out to be a sleeping Gnome's navel
At least she'll be too weak to make you take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702232
>Accidentally Purifying your Bicorn buddy into a unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702200
>>21702227
Dryads and Gnomes are nice, but I just really like Alraunes and Liliraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702269
then go looking for plants before cumming in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

Rapehounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702267
Pure, vanilla love can't be beaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702290
Eroshounds believe in aggressive loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>21701899
Order within ranks doesn’t matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702290
>>21702293
Door-to-door eros evangelist hellhounds who, regardless of how you respond to the question of, "Are you a virgin?", will pounce tag-team you until you pass out, before dragging you into their rape cellar, where they force-feed you prisoner fruit wines until you're fully broken in.

They only seek single men though, netori a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I had fun with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702290
Is it ok to get proactively dated by a rapehound if she makes you pancakes afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys have a backup plan of which site to go to if 4chan goes down for a long time or permanently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702332
Why the lesser succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702337
Nope. I’m not that invested. On to my next fixation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702352
Oh, that one was meant to be in 'need a redesign', must've dropped it on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702312
>>21702332
Made one of these yesterday, learned a few things about myself. Mainly that I'm generally not as fond of slimy girls as others but I still like most the girls in F to some degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702356
Some r9kfag sperged out again, now I'm worried if enough of these incidents would get the site shutdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702364
Poor siths, they have to be on the same level with lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702337
There's enough people scattered throughout various discords and waifu twitter accounts that word of a new home would spread I think. Of course there's plenty of people who don't use those sites so people falling through the cracks would be a huge problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702369
Have you not been here long? Whenever the feds get involved all that happens is 4chan breaks for like half a day and posting is disabled

[Anonymous No.]

Be warned that if you get your son a pet mini monster girl that she is actually a miniature and not some CC who took a temporary shrinking potion so that she could get some SS

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702369
But why would you worry, we are clearly on the advertizer friendly site 4channels. We have no dealings with the hacker known as 4chan.
Besides, the gremlins would get shit back up quite quickly regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21702325
But I don't want a hellhound waifu!
There are at least a dozen other mamono I would prefer!
If they're truly followers of Eros, they should realize this!