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>> No.21721666

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21721676
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>>21721666
You know anon, compared to an oni you're a shortie

>> No.21721678
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Kiss your rata!

>> No.21721681
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>>21721666
Haven't they been bullied enough?

>> No.21721682

Where do you go on your honeymoon with the wife(ves)

>> No.21721684
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>> No.21721692

>>21721682
Wonderland, one wife is from there and the other wants to get kinky

>> No.21721695
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>> No.21721697

>>21721518
Now that's a cute shrine maiden wife. Would be interesting helping her out in her "monster sealing" jobs or whatever

>> No.21721698

>>21721682
I’ll tell you when it happens.

>> No.21721704
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Sexy sheep.

>> No.21721705

>>21721698
How can you even say you have a waifu if you haven't already planned out every detail of what she'll say and think and do?

>> No.21721706
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>>21721682
Private beach

>> No.21721708

>>21721704
That's one juicy sheep

>> No.21721716

>>21721705
Because I like to think of her more like a person and less like a dress-up doll.

>> No.21721724
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>>21721682
Zipangu.

>> No.21721734

>>21721706
>alone with four big succs on a private beach
You better bring stamina potions

>> No.21721736
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>>21721691
https://youtu.be/dyUbSm25ax8

>> No.21721741

>>21721734
Anon... they're onis according to the artist

>> No.21721745

How fucked am I for wanting a harem of a lolim, bapho and a rata

>> No.21721747 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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>>21721741
Same difference.

>> No.21721750

>>21721716
>not wanting a living doll
Pathetic.

>> No.21721751

>>21721741
Well, the same applies

>> No.21721752

>>21721684
>fat rolls
absolutely disgusting

>> No.21721753

>>21721750
Not all species can be winners.

>> No.21721756

>>21721745
>How fucked am I
Fucked into the bed

>> No.21721758
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>>21721750
They're underrated.

>> No.21721760
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>>21721736

>> No.21721763

>>21721758
A cute.

>> No.21721764

>>21721745
>Lolim fills you with gargantuan amounts of mamono mana
>Bapho tortures you with her deliciously tight hole
>Rata takes pictures and kind of shlicks herself in a corner
Kind of an unbalanced harem imho

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>>21721760
Feel the eel.

>> No.21721768

>>21721697
Before or after she turns? Before she takes you along because "your kind can attract each other" so she can surprise them and defeat them. Afterwards you're there to help her pretend to defeat them and send on their way.

>> No.21721777

>>21721752
A little to grab makes it hotter

>> No.21721788

>>21721777
You don’t need rolls for that, lardass.

>> No.21721790

>>21721745
Definitely better than wanting a dragon and a night gaunt.

>> No.21721791

>>21721767
If she takes a liking to you, you'll end up doing that regardless of what you have to say on the matter.

>> No.21721794

>>21721768
After would probably be more wholesome. Would get to see her grumpy or serious face either way. Cute!

>> No.21721805
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>>21721682
Winterstown

>> No.21721824

KC lives in Tokyo, right?

>> No.21721827

>>21721760
She honestly looks VERY cuddly. Would be forcibly pressed into bosom.

>> No.21721829

>>21721764
>Rata not having all the dirty details about the other two and takes a commanding lead due to it

>> No.21721834
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>>21721824
There's other cities to live in Japan? I thought we blew up the only other two

>> No.21721842

>>21721827

Even if she squeezed her body would feel pretty great I bet.

>> No.21721855

>>21721794
It would get tiresome pretending to be a normal shrine maiden and beating monsters for so long, but there's always things like relaxing in the hot spring with you, drinking tea, performing her regular duties, helping other shrine maidens become corrupted, and so on.

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SUCC'D

>> No.21721871

>>21721867
Disgusting, fuck off

>> No.21721872

>>21721867
So what does it mean for a man to get that mark?

>> No.21721878

>>21721871
Hello again old friend.
What sort of monstergirls are you into, or do you just come here to post your catchphrase?

>> No.21721880

>>21721872
Biggus Dickus.

>> No.21721881 [DELETED] 

>>21721872
Bigus Dickus

>> No.21721882

>>21721193
She looks great.
Also all those options. Especially 1 and 4. Just imagining her trying to act shocked or mad while the pleasure of being changed is to much is great.

>>21721357
Comfy story.

>> No.21721888

>>21721872
He has a womb

>> No.21721892

>>21721758
You can brush their hair, undress them everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

>> No.21721896

>>21721880
>>21721881
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
MOOOOODS!!!

>> No.21721897 [DELETED] 

>>21721872
Biggus Dickus

>> No.21721906
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>>21721867
>Anon thought his fling with that demon was just a one night stand
>Anon wanted to fuck all the monster girls
>Wakes up in the morning after a night of wild sex
>They're in the bathroom together
>Anon sees a marking on his pelvic region, tattooed with sorcery
>He stands confused, distraught, and shocked at the mirror
>Demon stands behind him with a happy yet shit-eating grin
And this is how anon and his demon waifu got married. They say they're still living a happy, sex-filled, monogamous marriage today. Never think you can outsmart a demon. They're all smarter than you and far more cunning.

>> No.21721919

>>21721684
Whats she gunna do to me? Shes to short.

>> No.21721921

>>21721704
Lotta juicy meat on her. I just wanna dig in.

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>>21721867

>> No.21721932

>>21721768
I wonder how long it would take until she realizes the changes.

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>>21721666
Shorties bullying you!

>> No.21721960
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>> No.21721964

>>21721960
Gonna marry that succ
Gonna take that succ to church with me

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>> No.21721972

>>21721947
I ain't sleeping with no sluts.
Who knows how many men they've had!

>> No.21721974
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Would you turn your childhood friend into a monster girl, even if it was against her wishes?

>> No.21721981

>>21721972
What if it's bait to get a common husband easily

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I have an unyielding desire for a gyaru monster girl GF.

>> No.21721987

>>21721974
No

>> No.21721991

>>21721974
What's the point, she's a childhood friend so will lose anyway

>> No.21721992

>Snake Girls
>no feet
>the point?

>> No.21721996

>>21721981
Please, its probably just bait to get them easy men for the day.
TFW its not working on Anon and they think they messed up.

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>> No.21722003

>>21721998
Why so sad?

>> No.21722009
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>>21721984

>> No.21722011

>>21721974
No, some girls are better as humans.

>> No.21722017

>>21721867
a womb tattoo on a man is pretty fucking gay

>> No.21722026

>>21721974
Why the hell not. Plus i can do it by taking a slime potion and finishing inside her when we lose our mutual virginity.

>> No.21722027

>>21721882
>She thought you were telling the truth when you said you were normal.
>By the time she realizes you're filling her with demonic energy, shes too weak in the knees from pleasure to do anything.

>>21721932
One night is all you need to turn her into a monster if you're going at it long enough.

>> No.21722030 [SPOILER] 
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>Remember me?

>> No.21722033

>>21721991
You can have actual harem in mge so a childhood friend still has a good chance of getting in one

>> No.21722036

If you go cold fish on a fearboner monster, is she more likely to be concerned or annoyed?

>> No.21722037

What mamono are most likely to have sexy womb tattoos?

>> No.21722041
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>>21722011
I never knew it was possible to be so wrong.

>> No.21722044

>>21722037
lolis.

>> No.21722049

>>21722044
>Lolis with womb tattoos
I need to see this.

>> No.21722054

>>21721996
>They just went out for an easy fuck
>Instead ended ahegaoing and engaged to anon

>> No.21722062

>>21722054
Congrats, you have three gyaru wives that are lusty (for you)

>> No.21722076

>>21721919
Standing paizuri.

>> No.21722078

>>21721947
Yeah, I can dig it.

>> No.21722080
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>Anon, let's go surfing!

>> No.21722099

>>21721947
These threads are turning me on to large breasts more and more.

>> No.21722103

>you will never teach your monstergirl daughteru the intense pleasure of having daddy's slippery lubed-up fist pushed deep in her anus

>> No.21722113

>>21722103
How often do daughterus get harem'd?

>> No.21722115 [SPOILER] 
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Unspeakable depravity.

>> No.21722116

>>21722103
Fuck.

>> No.21722119
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>>21722099

>> No.21722121

>>21722113
Often enough for it to be normalized, but not much more than that.

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>>21722099
>>21722119

>> No.21722130

>>21722119
Fuck, I didn't expect to get so hard right now!

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>> No.21722149

>>21722141
Both are good choices, but I'd prefer Sora.

>> No.21722150

>>21721974
Non-consensual monsterization is illegal and punishable by an average of 25 years in prison

>> No.21722155

>>21721974
No, forceful corruption is shit, the only acceptable corruption is when it's consensual and even then I don't want anything to do with it.

>> No.21722156

>>21722141
They shouldn't be dressing like that.

>> No.21722158

>>21722119
All I want to do is hold one of them down and use their breasts as pillows.

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Strange.
I still want to be a monstergrill preferably Kitsune.
That's weird considering I'm a cisgender. And I'm entirely mentally stable.
Shit. That's the second year.
Just wake up one morning and "realized" that it would be nice. I've even had a couple of dreams... actually, pretty sweet, deep dreams.
Either give me my self-perception back or transform me already.

>> No.21722175

>>21722173
faget

>> No.21722184

Fucking frogposters.

>> No.21722186

>>21722173
Leave now, and never come back.

>> No.21722203
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What if...

Harvin sized Automatons? Draph sized Automatons <Free Space>

>> No.21722209
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>>21722141
I'll take one Senko, large size.

>> No.21722212

>>21722203
Anything Harvin sized is a-ok.

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>>21722049

>> No.21722220

>>21722209
Please, extra big Senko is where its at.

>> No.21722224
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I need adorably awkward monster moms

>> No.21722225

>>21722213
oh fuck

>> No.21722229

>>21721767
>Want to
>Cant
Ah, this familiar suffering...

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>>21722184

>> No.21722231

>>21722209
>Turning Senko into another generic shrine fox
For shame

>> No.21722235
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>>21722220
Order up, extra large Senko with a side of LUST.

>> No.21722238

>>21722213
Excellent! Thank you, anon!

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>>21722235
Man was never meant to behold this level of fluffiness.

>> No.21722278

>>21722235
This, this is how I want to relieve my stress.

>> No.21722285

>>21722235
>tfw can’t wank to senko no matter what

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>>21722243
Is this loss?

>> No.21722292

>>21722288
No, looks like everyone involved won.

>> No.21722299

>>21722209
>>21722235
I want both at the same time!

>> No.21722304

This is the ideal vulpine body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>> No.21722308

>>21722304
is it now?

>> No.21722309

>>21722304
Ok, where is it

>> No.21722312

>>21722309
It's right there. He posted a sticc and she turned sideways so you can't see her.

>> No.21722313
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>>21722304
You dropped this.

>> No.21722317

>>21722304
the fuck? 4chan refuses to take any images from me

>> No.21722324

>>21722119
I fucking love these girls. I want to be drowned in their titty flesh!

>>21722158
Admirable goal.

>>21722150
>>21722155
Consensual corruption is pretty hot. Especially when they are even more fanatic about changing then you are.

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this is the ideal fox body for fucks sake!!!!

>> No.21722333

>>21721992
Yes. Their tails end in a point

>> No.21722336

>>21722324
Consensual corruption is great.
I wish someone did x-ray porn of a girl's womb and bladder being reconfigured by a pslime.

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>>21722325
Bitch please.

>> No.21722341

>>21722080
OH YE GODS! IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG. DAMN YOU.

>> No.21722343

>>21722030
Yes

>> No.21722347

>>21722155
Boy, you would hate my waifu.

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How do you like your maid? I like a zombie kiki in #9

>> No.21722356

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sit back, relax, and let dormouse oneechan get comfy for some late night snuggle sleep

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>Go ahead, make my day.

>> No.21722374

>>21722324
It's a thing and I don't care for it.
>>21722347
I probably already do.

>> No.21722379

>>21722336
Fuck yeah. That would be great. Pure elation and it works in a few different scenarios.

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>>21722313
He had it right the first time.

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>>21722325
You posted the wrong pic, anon. Here you go.

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>> No.21722404

>>21722365
That’s a cute Cupid

>> No.21722413

>>21722173
If you're using terms like "cisgender", you're not mentally stable

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>>21722324

>> No.21722422

>>21722355
1, 2, and 5

>> No.21722423
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Oh no! The Order has sent a special unit after Anon, the traitor hero! What will he do!?

>> No.21722424

>>21722419
is that a screenshot of a screenshot?

>> No.21722428

>>21722423
Ushi blood in the camp canteen.
Always a hit.

>> No.21722429

>>21722423
stop posting offtopic images.

>> No.21722430

>>21722424
It's quite the hand-me-down
Still need more consensual monsterization stories from the lady's perspective

>> No.21722432

>>21722423
Leave them alone

>> No.21722436

>>21722423
Stop spamming garbage you autistic faggot.

>> No.21722445

>>21722429
>>21722436
Imagine being this salty

>> No.21722451

>>21722445
t. assmad shitposter

>> No.21722459

I like elves and find them cute I wonder what an adopted elf daughteru would be like

>> No.21722464

>>21722459
>I wonder what an adopted elf daughteru would be like
hot for papa

>> No.21722467

>>21722336
I'd be interested in it, but only a certain niche of artist would make it.

>> No.21722473

>>21722430
Agreed. Something really hot (for me atleast) seeing a story showing a women experiencing the intense pleasure that accompanies monsterization.

>> No.21722475

>>21722464
Not allowed, no lewding the fatheru

>> No.21722479

>>21722475
>no lewding the fatheru
I wonder if the human boy threads have girls that want to fuck their fatheru

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>>21722423
>Order assassins
>dressing like that
Can you say repressed?

>> No.21722482

>>21722473
Monsterization-focused material is nigh-on nonexistent.
I think the only good picture I’ve ever seen is the cursed collar hellhound one.

>> No.21722484

>>21722423
They look cute I'd hug them

>> No.21722486

>>21722365
Avoiding Cupids results in Eros sending progressively stronger Cupids to match-make you.

>> No.21722492

>>21722479
>that one Kobold girl who goes on and on about how she wants daddy to tie her up

>> No.21722493

>>21722481
Gonna assassinate that cheshire cat's cunt with my dick. Gonna fill up that womb with my seed. Gonna make her so fucking smug her face breaks

>> No.21722495

>>21722475
Well that can't be right.

>> No.21722498

>>21722475
Sorry, anon. That's literally how elves work, especially the dark elves.

>> No.21722499
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>> No.21722504

>>21722498
No way as a good father there will be 0 lewding the daughteru she needs to find a boy herself perhaps she will befriend the neighbor boy

>> No.21722511

>>21722504
Anon, if your daughteru chooses you you would be a bad father by not dicking her.

>> No.21722514

>>21722467
Yeah true. Pslime corruption can be pretty odd internally even if its first done through slime potion creampie. Still would be hot if you do get the right one to do it.

>>21722482
Oh yeah thats a good one.

>> No.21722519

>>21722511
Tough luck for her.
She should have known better than to try to get in on mom’s turf.

>> No.21722520

>>21722423
Assassins? I was expecting the Order to send something after me.
Good luck making it past these empty liliraune blooms while maintaining your humanity~!

>> No.21722523
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Good end

>> No.21722525

>>21722519
A good father would never break his little girl's heart.

>> No.21722533
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>> No.21722535

>>21722525
She will grow out of it when she is older and while in school find the cute nerd boy to protect

>> No.21722537

>>21722525
Her decisions have consequences. She brought it upon herself.
She has to learn somehow.

>> No.21722538
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>>21722355
Shog in 4 or 6, because she's a tall hourglass type.
Goth Kiki in 3 because she's cute and petite
Automaton in 11 because she's happy to wear anything
Gremlin in 7 because the Automaton made her wear it.

>> No.21722546

>>21722355
>zombie kiki
That doesn't sound like a good maid

>> No.21722552

>>21722504
If its elves you don't really have a choice. The normal ones are pressure cooker time bombs and the longer you prevent them from lewding you the more violent the resulting sexual explosion and rape will be. The dark elves will just result in their mother doing something to restrain you like magic while her, your kids, the neighbors, their kids, and anyone else that feels like tapping that takes their turn but at least their nice enough about it because it's a daily occurence and they won't be backed up.

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>>21722523

>> No.21722561

>>21722538
>she's a tall hourglass type
She's a shog. They can be any type you want that's sort of their whole deal. You want a brick shit house? Careful, that's a fucking shog she'll literally make a brick house out of herself that you can live in that quivers anytime you move inside it.

>> No.21722563

>>21722535
>>21722537
How do you even say no to a daughteru who has her heart set on you making her yours?

>> No.21722564

>>21722525
A good father makes his daughters into mothers.

>> No.21722566
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Why is she so smug?

>> No.21722570

>>21722552
If dark elves are all fucking their dads then how does anyone ever get jumped by a dark elf (since she should be fucking her dad)?

>> No.21722572
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>>21722546
Nonsense.

>> No.21722573

This Yeti is evil
https://i.imgur.com/SErkaVc.jpg

>> No.21722575

>>21722563
“No”

>> No.21722578

>>21722355
I'm more into mistresses desu.

>> No.21722579

>>21722573
That’s a cow, you can tell by the awful tail.

>> No.21722583

>>21722566
Her future husband challenged her to a fight and she knows she's already won.

>> No.21722584

>>21722578
>not wanting a dom meido as a mistress

>> No.21722591

>>21722546
>zombie kiki
>takes literal hours to get up, get clean, and get dressed
>picking up broken plate pieces she dropped takes 30-40 minutes alone
>dusting a single room is an hours long process
>cleaning dishes happens so slowly the dishes air dry quicker than she rag dries
>going up or down the stairs is a 20 minute one way trip
>pouring you some tea or coffee take so long the cup itself is lukewarm by the time she finishes
>not because she's particularly slow even by zombie standards but because she refuses to be a clumsy oaf with stop-and-go twitchy movement in front of master
>every single movement she does she puts her utmost concentration and effort into making it as smooth and maidly looking as possible even if that means she has to take it a bit slow for complete accuracy and to keep her limbs perfectly steady

>> No.21722592

>>21722584
Not him, but I'd be okay with this.

>> No.21722593

>>21722584
>dom meido
Eh. Let maids to the guys who like to be the masters I say. I'd rather be the butler myself.

>> No.21722595

>>21722546
She tries her best and while she might be a little clumsy her body still has the instincts. I'm sure she won't mind if I help her clean up what she misses

>> No.21722596

>>21722570
Sometimes an elf gets bored.

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>>21722561
True, but she prefers to keep the hourglass because she knows it's what I like. Obviously she's many things around our house as well, like the bed.

>> No.21722598

>>21722595
>>21722591
CUTE, I bet when she wights from your love she will be even more amazing

>> No.21722600

>>21722573
What a cute princess

>> No.21722601

>>21722570
Unmarried dark elves exist more than married. They're rare and exist far away from humans so the chances of one getting a man and keeping him are low enough that the supply of unmarried ones is still high.
Also random occurrences yielding separation from the family for some reason.

>> No.21722606

>>21722563
I tell her it's wrong and then read her a bedtime story to get her to sleep

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>>21722573
This yeti is the most evil of all.

>> No.21722632

>>21722593
You just don't get it do you, anon? Getting dominated by meido who are supposed to be submissive is hot as hell

>> No.21722635

>>21722563
Tell her she deserves better than her mother's leftovers.

>> No.21722638

The most important part about being a father to a monster is living in an area where she can make a childhood friend be it at school or in her neighborhood

>> No.21722641

>>21722606
What happens when you wake up with her grinding on your leg in the middle of the night?

>> No.21722642

>>21722632
No sorry, that's as weird as sub mistresses to me.

>> No.21722644

>>21722638
What if I just give her a brother/half-brother instead?

>> No.21722646

>>21722632
This.

>> No.21722647

>>21722644
Also works

>> No.21722648

>>21722638
Never let your daughteru be a childhood friend of someone. They never win

>> No.21722653

>>21722648
So should I make sure I move and make her the new girl at school?

>> No.21722655

>>21722653
Absolutely

>> No.21722660

>>21722641
Thats why I sleep wrapped up in a blanket

>> No.21722662

>>21722653
That'll get her laid. Or drive her further into loneliness and isolation and she ends up raping you.

>> No.21722664

>>21722638
Whatever happened to just... friends?
None of this trope fulfillment shit.

>> No.21722668

>>21722648
That's because human girls are weak-willed.

>> No.21722669

Ok, so what if your waifu sees your daughteru's deep feelings for you and decides to help her win you over like she did?

>> No.21722670

>>21722653
Give her toast for breakfast, but make it slowly so she has to run to school!

>> No.21722677

>>21722669
Then you would be describing someone who isn’t my waifu.

>> No.21722680

>Father anon who keeps having his daughteru do anime tropes so that she becomes best girl

>> No.21722682

>>21722680
>she becomes best girl
But she already is best girl because she is my daughteru

>> No.21722684

Anyone else find mindflayers fascinating?

>> No.21722687

>>21722669
I guess some of us are just destined to dick the daughteru.

>> No.21722689

>>21722669
That seems pretty likely, actually.

>> No.21722690

>>21722680
>implying best girl ever wins

>> No.21722694

>>21722680
It's kind of like The World God Only Knows but with daughteru raising.

>> No.21722696

>>21722624
There's a more finished version of that . I'll post it in the /d/ monster girl thread for you

>> No.21722697
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>>21722684
Yes.

>> No.21722700

How do you tell your monster sister that incest is wrong

>> No.21722702
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>>21722684
I do. I enjoy our threadcanon that they are more cartilage than bone, and therefor squishy and soft. Also I imagine being flayed is one of the most intimate things ever.

>> No.21722704

Anyone have some good monsterization stories? Pslime stories are good too.

>> No.21722705

>>21722700
incest is wrong?

>> No.21722706

>>21722700
Why would I ever do that?

>> No.21722707

>>21722700
Hypnotize her. Just don't accidently give her any lewd commands.

>> No.21722709
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>>21722697
>>21722702
I like the cute ones

>> No.21722712

>>21722700
The fact that you have to tell her that means you are the one thinking about incest not her, clearly sure is pure and was never considering incest but because you are so lewd she has to punish you now

>> No.21722717

>>21722700
By masturbating with her panties.

>> No.21722720

>>21722700
By ignoring her and getting my own GF

>> No.21722726

>>21722684
Nah. Personally if one got within 30 yards of me I'd bear mace her and hike it. That kind of thing can kindly go fuck itself into another dimension should it choose to exist within my vicinity.
Beyond that though I don't care either way for them and I can at least see why some anons like them.

>> No.21722728

>>21722700
You don't need to tell her that.
Just get a barometz or flow kelp gf who physically prevents anyone else from accessing your cock!

>> No.21722732

>>21722720
>>21722728
Guys don't turn your sister yandere

>> No.21722740

>>21722732
She can yan all she wants. She ain't getting through my gf without a threesome.

>> No.21722741
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GO! GO! MUSCLE!

>> No.21722753

>>21722741
Looks like it's take your daughter to rape day.

>> No.21722760

What is better 1 fluffy tail or multiple tails that arent as fluffy?

>> No.21722762
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>>21722753
Yaay!

>> No.21722766

>>21722741
>>21722762
Your wife demonstrating to your daughteru what to do when she finds her own adventurer is cute

>> No.21722771

>>21722753
Every day is take you daughter to rape day
https://imgur.com/NF1DnXE

>> No.21722774
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Every time I look at this image, I can't help but want to stuff my dick in this centaur's mouth

>> No.21722775

>>21722766
>tfw your waifu enjoys “demonstrating” how she met you to your kids

>> No.21722776

>>21722771
Oh wow, I didn't realize that was animated.
Such a cutie she is!

>> No.21722780

>>21722774
Tsk, nothing personnel kid

>> No.21722788

>>21722774
She's thinking with portals

>> No.21722789

>>21722771
For fucks sake, I wish I was still forgetting this.

>> No.21722793

>>21722766
>"Alright and make sure you sneak up from behind the adventure, hubby please get into character for this"

>> No.21722796

Imagine you get isekai'd to MGE Land.
What job class would you have? Assume it gives you the basic skills required, and proficiency grows through combat (if you're a Chief God blessed Hero) or sex (if you're an Incubus).

>> No.21722801

>>21722771
you are all now imagining the smell of rubber and baby powder

>> No.21722810

>>21722775
Well at least after that the kids will be able to find/get their own husband

>> No.21722815

>>21722796
Probably an incubus mage fencer

>> No.21722816

>>21722796
Slime Rancher, Lover, and Breeder.

>> No.21722817

>>21722801
Plenty of people use baby powder to make getting in to latex easier anon, it's not just for kids.

>> No.21722819

>>21722775
She really wants our daughter to watch her get stretched and cumflated until she passes out? Daughteru might wind up turning into a total sizequeen like her mom.

>> No.21722820

>>21722796
Househusband.

>> No.21722826

>>21722796
Can I just be a house painter and make a living that way. Not like I'd be good in combat

>> No.21722831

>>21722796
Alchemist + Crossbows

>> No.21722837

>>21722826
>And thus anon fought using a roller

>> No.21722840

>>21722796
>incubus Blue Mage is Rule 63 JK Haru

>> No.21722841

>>21722771
>suckling her ball gag like a pacifier
good old KDF.

>> No.21722847

>>21722819
It’s half educational, half showing off.

>> No.21722851

>>21722847
and it helps her know what kind of man to look out for when she goes out on her own

>> No.21722853

>>21722796
Knowing my luck stat, I'd probably end up as a mage specializing in some abstract form of magic that requires very clever application in order to be useful. Hopefully I can find a big buff warrior/barb wife to protect me.

>> No.21722854

>>21722796
Bard/Elementalist.

>> No.21722863

>>21722796
Alchemist but not really the fighting kind

>> No.21722870

>>21722863
Apothecaries are important.

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>>21722796
>What job class would you have?
Wormfood

>> No.21722875

>>21722796
Some sort of Bard/Rogue so I could live a life of crime and intrigue with my wife.

>> No.21722883

>>21722796
Professional Clit Licker

>> No.21722889

>>21722796
Witcher and Elder Scrolls have taught me that Alchemy Build is the way to go.

>> No.21722892

>>21722889
Are you sure you wouldn't make a natural stealth archer?

>> No.21722896

>>21722892
Not this time, Todd.

>> No.21722905

>>21722896
Imagine all the monsters that don't own skyrim that's such a huge untapped market

>> No.21722913

>>21722796
Is a marriage with a baph a warlock pact?

>> No.21722926

>>21722905
I don't think many monster girls would buy it like no dragons would buy it

>> No.21722928

>>21722926
Rape Paarthunax.

>> No.21722930

>>21722905
>Todd is the one to open the portal just so he can sell them skyrim

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>>21722728
>just a barometz or flow kelp
Filthy casual.

>> No.21722939

>>21722419
Motorboat the centaur pussies!

>> No.21722946

>>21722930
>Monster Girls already made their own Skyrim and Fallout that aren't bug ridden pieces of shit
I'll take an MGE New Vegas.

>> No.21722947

>>21722936
That's not a plant.
I only fuck plantgirls.

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>> No.21722954

>>21722946
>Implying Tanuki Howard's games aren't also filled with bugs

>> No.21722956
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>>21722947
Alrighty then.

>> No.21722960

>>21722954
It's not a bug it's a feature
See that mountain you can climb it
Radiant AI...

>> No.21722962

>>21722954
Tanuki Howard is very short.

>> No.21722963

>>21722960
More like
>See that boy you can rape him

>> No.21722965

>>21722796
house hubby and/or painter

>> No.21722977

>>21722962
>>21722962
>>21722962
>>21722962

>> No.21722978

>>21722796
I'd prefer Thief/Rogue, though I'd probably wind up as a scholar or a low level monk/fighter.

>> No.21722980

>>21722956
Loliraune are amazing.
Top tier plantfu, but not so good at stopping yan sisters.

>> No.21722982

>>21722956
They need plenty of plant food, water and sunshine to grow big and strong

>> No.21722987

>>21722796
Prince of Doom, Heir of Blood, or Lord of Light or Mind if I get bullshit levels of luck.

>> No.21722991

>>21722987
lol homestuck
>>21722963
>Boy has glitched hit boxes so no rape moves work

>> No.21722997

>>21722991
The classpect system was dope, and I had a lot of fun back in the day ERPing as Doc Scratch or Bec on MSPARP and as OC First Guardians on Pesterchum.

>> No.21722999

>>21722796
>What job class would you have?
Is ‘slut’ a job class? Because if so, I want that.

>> No.21723000

Would monstergirls like video games, I could see a Kiki loving tetris

>> No.21723002

>>21722997
Trolls got me into monstergirls

>> No.21723010

>>21722999
It is in FATAL!

>>21723002
Aradia best girl.

>> No.21723013

>>21723000
Helping a Vampire and her Dhampir daughter bond by making them play through Legacy of Kain!

>> No.21723014

Dumb bird https://i.imgur.com/4KUZdyI.png

>> No.21723015

>>21723010
my br0ther

>> No.21723016
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Would you cross the pond?

>> No.21723017

>>21723014
She looks pretty smart

>> No.21723019

>>21722999
I think it’s a quality that can be applied to any class, reducing their normal effectiveness but boosting their sexiness. You know, like slutty Firemen, slutty delivery boy, slutty plumber, etc.

>> No.21723022

>>21723000
Some would. In general, it's based more on the individual, but certain mamono would have more proclivity towards vidya, and for different reasons.
For example, Sylphs would love trying out rumors and glitches, and would be all-in on D E E P L O R E.

>> No.21723023

>>21722796
Honestly right now I'd be a weak peasant, I'd want to be a paladin though with a Holstaur wife/partner.

>> No.21723026

>>21723016
No, I'd let her come to me. Any day now she'll do it.

>> No.21723028

>>21723014
>Heh, stealing from high-level adventurers just means better loot. Easy money.

>> No.21723032

>>21723016
I can’t cross the pond without getting closer to her.

I want to see a Bunyip light up with excitement when you make a reference to her favorite hobby/series.

>> No.21723033

>>21723016
no i hate moememe voice

>> No.21723041

>Your salamander fighting teacher only lets you butt fuck her until your strong enough to beat her

>> No.21723042

>>21723032
>I can’t cross the pond without getting closer to her.
Actually depending on her speed compared to yours there is a way to escape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF_-ob9vseM

>> No.21723044

>>21722796
Scholar studying electrical magic. Unfortunately, Raiju, Thunderbirds, and Gremlins just don’t appeal to me.

>> No.21723052

>>21722796
A Ranger, with my large, stoic Grizzly Bear companion who always ends up bailing me out of trouble.

>> No.21723056

>>21723017
She can't even wear clothes properly, clearly a dumb bird

>> No.21723057

>>21723052
Does she use your body as a weapon?

>> No.21723058

>>21722796
Realistically? I die of exposure/starvation/disease/infection in the wilderness or city streets.

>> No.21723062

>>21723042
I don’t watch crap

>> No.21723071

>>21722796
Id hope to be a wizard, but mainly making unimportant things, like bowls of infinite candy

>> No.21723072

>>21723057
I don't follow

>> No.21723073

>>21723058
MGE verse runs off of JRPG and fantasy anime logic, not real world logic.

>> No.21723080

>>21723058
Just pray for aid.
You did pledge to a god(dess) right?

>> No.21723113

>>21723080
>You did pledge to a god(dess) right?
Could I ask my goddess to join me on my journey

>> No.21723116

>>21723113
Unlikely unless she’s a minor one like for a local shrine or something.

>> No.21723120

>>21723113
Just have your childhood friend be a vessel for her

>> No.21723121

>>21723073
I'll be honest, it's kind of hard to answer the question properly when there's so many different scenarios I'm interested in.

>> No.21723125

>>21723120
So a three person party nice

>> No.21723127

>>21723041
beat her and just go deeper inside her ass

>> No.21723130

>>21723120
>The goddess keeps tell her to lewd you

>> No.21723134

>>21723127
>>21723041
Do you think Salamander's and Lizardwomen ever cause misunderstandings when they go to work covered in bruises and talking about how their husband keeps beating them?

>> No.21723138

>>21722796
Magus. Sword+magic is great. Ideally I'd want to settle down fairly soon, but being extra tricksy in the meanwhile would be great.

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You can't just go up to a Monster Girl and gush about how cool and awesome she is, jeez.

>> No.21723157

>>21723130
>Your childhood friend is the shrine maiden to a purity goddess and follows her teachings to the highest degree
>The moment she starts sharing a body with her the one she worshiped makes her think lewd thoughts and says she should fuck her friend
>The childhood friend instead of thinking her goddess is actually lewd believe it is just a test of faith of which she keeps passing to the annoyance of the goddess

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Just friendly reminder that ratas are NOT squirrels and they are chipmunks

>> No.21723161

>>21723153
Wow that's some nice hair

>> No.21723165

>>21723160
we all know about these cutemunks

>> No.21723170

>>21723160
That's okay, chipmunks can store a lot of things in their cheek pouches.

>> No.21723172

>>21723160
Then why have I never seen one eating chips? I bet they don’t even live monastically.

>> No.21723178

Could an Otohime make going on a cruise actually sound enjoyable? They did so well with their resorts.

>> No.21723183

>>21723160
Calling a Ratatoskr a Squirrel is prime bullying though.

>> No.21723186

>>21723183
Rats more like.

>> No.21723209

>>21723186
>Rataoskr who soaks her tail in water, to hide her gigantic mofu and to fit in with a group of delinquent rats she thinks are cool.

>> No.21723214

>>21722684
I do.

>>21722697
>>21722702
Especially these ones.

>> No.21723223

>>21722684
Funny, I don't remember anything about them. There's a gap in my memory.

>> No.21723233

>>21723209
Poor girl I want to free that mofu from being trapped

>> No.21723236
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>>21723160
Look on the top left of the right page.

>> No.21723241

>>21723041
>be trained from a young age
>at first you were skittish about having buttsex with your intimidating sally master, but after a few times you really got addicted to her ass
>as you continue your training, she's able to tell how strong you're getting not just from your sparring lessons, but from how many times you're able to make her cum from her ass
>she maintains composure during sex so you don't get cocky during training
>however, the day finally comes when you're able to beat her
>you're well experienced cock absolutely breaks her, making her your ahegaoing fucktoy for the next several hours of breeding
>when she wakes up later, she realizes she's thoroughly pregnant, and that means you'll be giving her ass a lot more attention until your daughter comes

>> No.21723251

>>21722796
Join some adventure guild as a mage tank. Hopefully keep my spaghetti contained to form a party with my potential spell blade wife.

>> No.21723262

>>21723236
I knew it, Chipmunk posting was just Rata propaganda.

>> No.21723264

>>21723157
>slim childhood friend becomes host to a minor goddess of mothers
>over the course of your adventures, her body slowly changes into that of a holy goddess of fertility, a prime example of a broodmother who's curves can no longer be contained by her nun habits
>she keeps having thoughts of babies and re-occuring dreams of you, her and your dozens of children, each subsequent dream adding a new child

>> No.21723277
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21723277

One last dance?

>> No.21723278

>>21723277
>but we've been dancing for two weeks!

>> No.21723280

>>21723153
I'm gonna go up to a Minotaur and tell her how great her abs and muscles are and how strong she must be.

>> No.21723283

>>21723277
Why does it have to be last cant we just dance again tomorrow?

>> No.21723286

>>21723264
>They're not just fantasies but premonitions

>> No.21723293

>>21723286
Even the one where a Wurm pops out of the ground while you’re having sex with her to ask for directions to the library?

>> No.21723298

>>21723293
Especially that one, she really does need help getting there before her book is overdue

>> No.21723300

>>21723293
Silly Wurm should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

>> No.21723301
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21723301

Do you have a non monster waifu that you want to be monsterized?

>> No.21723317

>>21723298
Clearly she thought the goddess who knows every woman's duedate would know when her book is due

>> No.21723318

>>21723301
Yes but I can't talk about her in these threads for reasons.

>> No.21723320

>>21723301
See >>21723318

>> No.21723326

>Bring your Shoggoth maid to meet your parents
>They're clearly a bit uncomfortable, but they're willing to be nice for your sake
>Problems arise when your mother sets the table for dinner
>Your maid just stares at the plate meant for you and starts making dial up modem noises

>> No.21723336
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>>21723318
>>21723320
Why is that? is it an atelier girl?

>> No.21723338

>>21723336
No it's not allowed

>> No.21723340

>>21723326
How does shog know what modem is?

>> No.21723353

>>21723336
I got in trouble for mentioning her before.

>> No.21723361

>>21723338
>>21723353
Well I think I know who one of you is.

>> No.21723367

>>21723361
That's nice.

>> No.21723368
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>>21723338
>>21723353
Ok nevermind then.

>> No.21723430

>>21723340
Turns out that's just the universal noise of quirky yet beloved items afraid of being replaced.

>> No.21723448

>>21722796
i'd be a caesti wielding pugilist. i bet it would be fun to go to zipangu and throw down with the martial artists there

>> No.21723459 [DELETED] 

>>21723448
What species would be trained and used by the MCA (besides Kunoichis obviously)?

>> No.21723463

What species would be trained and used by the MCA (besides Kunoichis obviously)?

>> No.21723467

>>21723463
Maritime and Coastguard Agency?

>> No.21723469

>>21723463
Museum of Contemporary Art?

>> No.21723476

>>21723463
Mammary Certification Agency?

>> No.21723477

>>21723463
Masochist Comforting Alliance? Dark Elves probably. Girtablilu.

>> No.21723478

>>21723467
>>21723469
Monster Contract Agency. Or Marriage Contract Agency. Either one works and the mentions of kunoichi should give a hint at what they do.

>> No.21723485

I want the monstergirl roulette to be real

>> No.21723504

>>21723478
is this actually a thing?

>> No.21723513

>>21723478
I'd imagine damn near all of them barring the properly simple types like slimes and fungi. Covert types for spec and solo ops. Manticores and hellhounds and those types for more actiony theatres and sweet 80's era action movie sequences.
Airdropped wurms for entrenched targets.
Cheshire infiltrators for buried targets.
Werewolves for getting in and scattering the crowd and jingko and ocelomehs waiting in the trees and brush to pick off any that break perimeter.
Literally any of the water types for naval ops.
More traditional and calmer/non-combat oriented types for proper contracting.

>> No.21723518

>>21723504
Its a just a fun reference to Hitman's ICA except more sexy and marriages are involved.

>>21723513
Good points.

>> No.21723568

>>21723469
Imagine taking the same museum art tour twice, once hosted by a Leanan Sidhe and once by a Wurm.

>> No.21723582

>>21723568
>Wurm museum guide
I don't think it's a good idea?

>> No.21723590

>>21723080
My goddess is the Pharaoh!

>> No.21723606

>>21723582
Why not? She knows all there is to about painting and the history of it, really the Sidhe is the boring tour because she barely even tries

>> No.21723625

>>21721855
Don't forget getting a lot of kids

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>>21723478
>>21723513
This sounds dangerous.

And I bet it's headed by a Tanuki who smokes a long pipe, has an eye-patch and grey hair/fur.

>> No.21723648

>>21723606
>...and this one was drawn by van guh....gawwg? I didn't know vans could draw...anyway, if you look at it long enough you can see some flowers. Aren't they pretty?
>bursts through the dividing wall between sections
>next we have...rod...in(?) and his carry...um...

>> No.21723679

i wish to start a mg metal band with a banshee singer, high orc drummer, and myself as the bassist. but which mgs would make for good guitarists? most of them have goofy, unusable hands

>> No.21723680

>>21723679
Rata

>> No.21723684

>>21723680
Small, dainty hands, good choice.

Will she dye her mofu in wild colors to live up to her crazy metal persona?

>> No.21723685
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>>21723679
Metalhead Moff

>> No.21723701

>>21723684
Of course just get some good black dye

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It was brought to my attention that global rule number three has changed, so here's a cute foxgirl getting bent out of shape.

>> No.21723705

>>21723701
Black as her soul! Rock and roll!

>> No.21723707

>>21723685
>Freddie Mercury
>Metal

Really, my dude?

>> No.21723716

>>21723707
I have no art of Moth-Chan that fits better but threadcanon said she was the singer of a band called MetalMorphosis.

>> No.21723727

>>21723301
>>21723336
>>21723368
God I want her Magisa, and Narmaya to be my onee-sans.

>> No.21723741

>>21723680
>>21723684
>>21723685
>be high orc drummer at my band's audition
>it's going great, finally got a lead guitarist
>she's a mothgirl with those spotted wings that look like big eyes, kinda unsettling, which is good
>the band still needs a rhythm guitarist though
>banshee calls in the next person
>holy shit, it's a cute little rata
>she's got her fur dyed black, bless her fuckin' heart
>the look on our bassist's face is doubtful though
>fuck him, let's see what you got
>she starts playing some riffs for us
>her style is different from moth's, more aggressive but less articulate
>i like it, the girls like it. bassist looks like he changed his mind too
>we tell her she's in
>she's all giddy now
>so am i; the band's complete

>> No.21723742

>>21723647
I can see it. Tanuki taking high value targets and sending the appropriate monster to marry. Probably wear a kimono that makes her look like a big titty softie. Except she definitely isn’t.

>> No.21723745

>>21723702
not sure if the furry or the fucked perspective bothers me more

>> No.21723746

>>21723727
What version of camilla though?

Also great fantasy.

>> No.21723747

>>21723742
Please, she wears a suit for her job, more professional. The kimono is for her husband, who was her target several decades ago.

>> No.21723762

>>21723747
That sounds quite hot.
>beeg strong tanuki boss of the MCA.
>comes home to you every night and dresses in her kimono.
>sometimes likes to just drag you to bed a relive your wedding night.

>> No.21723769
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Complicated set of rules and conditions or just one sentence contract?

>> No.21723773

>>21723746
The most onee-san version with the biggest breasts.

>> No.21723775

>>21723769
IOU: 1 Marriage

>> No.21723780

>>21723769
>plz marry me
>has kids and crippling credit card and student loan debts

>> No.21723785

>>21723773
But thats all of them!

>>21723769
Usually the MCA contracts are simple “infiltrate, fuck, and marry” with a standard “many kids” clause and maybe some more specialized clauses. Although usually those are added on during mission.

>> No.21723786

>>21723769
>Demon dumps a gigantic stack of forms in front of you to sign.
>Read it briefly.
>Point out she misspelled a word.
>She panics and freaks out.
>Quickly snatches the form pile away from you and runs off to give it another proof-read.

Everything needs to be perfect!

>> No.21723788

>>21723780
Demons will fix it

>> No.21723793

>>21723785
Exactly, I want all the onee-sans

>> No.21723812

>>21723793
Who is the head of your onee-san harem?

>> No.21723821

>>21723769
Months to years of drafting an elaborate contract, going from strangers to friends to deep affection through her countless revisions, obsessively ensuring every aspect is as perfect as possible and tossing out drafts in misery as she's unsatisfied by the terms, until eventually she sheepishly presents you with the single line: "Please love me forever."

>> No.21723822

>>21723769
"Click yes to accept."
It's an unenforceable contract.

>> No.21723825

>>21723793
I don't think i could handle a magisa, narumeia, and camilla.

>> No.21723836

>>21723812
I'd actually like them to take turns, have it on a set rotation schedule.
>>21723825
I doubt I could either, but I damn well want to try.

>> No.21723846

>>21723160
No, they are onaholes.

>> No.21723855

>>21723846
Would you call your wife an "onahole" to her face?

>> No.21723858

How does your waifu feel about you being unable to do magic

>> No.21723894

>>21723858
Jinko doesn't care, she has abs.

>> No.21723899

>>21723894
Abs hard enough to use as a crafting bench.

>> No.21723902

>>21723899
And breasts large enough to smother a man

>> No.21723904

>>21723902
Tigers are dangerous!

>> No.21723909

>>21723904
Only to the unprepared....or if the Jinko is a pervert.

>> No.21723919

>>21723909
Or if she's in the jungle with laser beams, tonight.

>> No.21723920

>>21723904
What a load of absolute balderdash.

>> No.21723935

>>21723920
>Loli jinko stands menacingly

>> No.21723947

My hip and back feel like they both have a red hot fire poker jammed into them. Please, I need a monster girl to fix this, someone open the portals.

>> No.21723949

>>21723935
>Palmtop Tiger.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYf8XVgFLLc

>> No.21723981

>>21723949
Remember that breasts are a debuff on loli jinkos

>> No.21724011

>>21723822
Depends on the country in question. Demon realms could have wonky laws like verbal contracts being a-okay.

>> No.21724017

>>21723981
Not a debuff for speed, loli Jinkos are fast.

>> No.21724028

>>21724017
You say that but pai loli jinkos still need to adjust to increases in their weight and balance

>> No.21724033
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How do human bullies fair in an MG dominated school?
>Picking on low tier monsters who can't fight back effectively might be fine at the start but would get boring quickly and most likely end with you getting drugged and raped or getting teamed up on and raped
>Picking on high tier monsters would just be suicide, unless you like going full shonen as she beats you down for the umpteenth while you pick yourself back up, but god help you if one of them decides to take mercy on you by taking you under her wing
>Picking on other boys might backfire due to monster girls white knighting him, and especially if he has a childhood friend that'd die for his dense dumbass

>> No.21724038

>>21724017
>speed lolis
>not knowing big breasts are more aerodynamic than flat chests
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character

>> No.21724040

>>21724033
Bully the Lich by flushing her tome down the toilet. Worry about it later when she's an adult and a master of Necromancy.

>> No.21724047

>>21724033
Simple: bully the teachers.

>> No.21724060

>>21724033
I'd just bully alps with my dick. They're free game.

>> No.21724064

>>21724038
I got lost when he used a z-axis for a 2 dimensional graph.

>> No.21724069

>>21724033
You just walk around telling MG's you don't love them or picking out aspects of their anatomy that aren't human and tell them men won't love them for it or tell them that boy they like gave a love letter to a human girl the other day and she accepted. True bullying involves psychological warfare.

>> No.21724077

>>21724064
Correlative properties.

>> No.21724086

>exploring dark mages lair while she occasionally pops in to speak to you in rhymes.

>> No.21724088

>>21724069
I dont think being a human girl supremacist will work out well because next you know a yan girl chopped off her monster parts and is raping you

>> No.21724089

>>21724069
That's some MK-Ultra cruel, Anon, I was thinking more about physical bullying like shoving them against the lockers and taking their lunch money, forcing them to do your homework or give you test answers under threat of violence.

>> No.21724093

>>21724033
Simple bully yourself then no one can fight back

>> No.21724098

>>21722796
Inventor, bringing what advancements in technology I know into their world

>> No.21724102

>>21724089
Physical bullying is for insecure individuals to stroke their egos and that is all. Psychological bullying is the thinking mans game and the sadists wet dream because you simply have to plant the seed and the victim will water and tend to it themselves while you watch.

>> No.21724104

>>21724098
>what advancements in technology I know into their world
But they have magic what good is say a fan when they have air magic or who needs a refrigerator when they have spells of stasis

>> No.21724109

>>21724102
>>21724033
I will be the anti-bully ranger of justice if it means protecting monsters even though the monster's I'm trying to protect are way stronger than me

>> No.21724110

>>21724093
That's probably going to catch the attention of a demon class president type, a genki kikimora and a shy but extremely earnest and affectionate nightmare to form your personal anti-bully squad.

>> No.21724116

>>21724093
>anon starts beating himself up in the middle of the hallway
>all MG's in the local area flock to his location to white knight the fuck out of him
>tell him it'll be okay they're here now and he's safe and they'll love him forever and never let anything bad happen to him all while kicking the ever living shit out of him
>standers by claim to this day they that even amongst the flying fur, scales, and blood they could see a shit eating grin on his face

>> No.21724122

>>21724110
They wont notice because why would they bother

>> No.21724129

>>21724109
>the monster's I'm trying to protect are way stronger than me
I wonder how they would react since you are so puny and yet are standing up for them

>> No.21724132

>>21724109
Go for it. I'll just tell them how weak do they have to be that something as weak as a human is the one having to be their shield and point out any injury that occurs to you is a direct result of their failure to defend themselves when it should be them defending you.

>> No.21724141

>>21724093
Eventually, a monstergirl would pick up on your depressive, self-hating attitude, even if she really didn't know you were beating yourself up, and you didn't tell anyone. They can sort of 'sense' it.
She might not rape you immediately, but instead try to learn more about the loner who sits away from everyone else and walks home alone

>> No.21724146

>>21724132
An Anti-bully ranger of justice for all friends won't be stopped by a mere injury using the power of empathy it is easy to get back up and turn the other cheek

>> No.21724149
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>>21724102
>Watching in waiting instead of acting
Go drink some cranberry juice and pretend it's a vintage wine, maybe you'll even catch the attention of a vampire if your lucky
>>21724109
>>21724129
>the monster's I'm trying to protect are way stronger than me
>I wonder how they would react
The Mumen Rider of the anti-bully squad, gets beat up or easily swatted after going on about the courage to stand up for what's right

>> No.21724150

>>21724077
It only works because they're jiggly and filled with Dragon milk I guess, not a fixed shape.

>> No.21724154

>>21724149
>the courage to stand up for what's right
Character is doing the right thing even when nobody is looking

>> No.21724158

>>21724122
That's the magic of monstergirls, anon.

>> No.21724159

>>21724146
Oh, anon. The point of the injury isn't to make you feel pain. It's so the MG's know you got hurt because they were weak. This is exactly why all those boys don't love them and why they go after human women after all. It'll be so clear for them when they can see it laid out right in front of them.

>> No.21724165

>>21724149
>not using action to plant the seed in the first place before moving on to the next just like a farmer planting his crops

>> No.21724169

>>21724159
>This is exactly why all those boys don't love them
But friendship is a form of love and that's why the anti-bully ranger can always get back up from any encounter

>> No.21724173

>>21724150
As are any boobs. The bigger the better the effect to but it will also yield result even if the boobs were solid.

>> No.21724178

>>21724169
You do know you're just making it so they get to watch you get your ass kicked in before their eyes because of them rather than just taking a single punch and staying down, right?

>> No.21724186

>>21724178
I just have to keep coming back stronger

>> No.21724193

>>21724141
That'd probably be a sort of rollercoaster of emotions for any monstergirl who noticed.
>start off assuming he's just shy and quiet and the problem will resolve itself in time
>slowly starts to realize what's actually going on internally and vows to do something about it
The average anon is probably hardcore extremist fuel.

>> No.21724196

>>21724186
Broken bones and torn muscles healing stronger than before is myth, anon. It actually weakens the whole structure and makes them more prone towards breaks and tears after the fact.

>> No.21724203

>>21724196
tis but a scratch anon

>> No.21724222

>anon playing dead space
>it gets to the tentacle pull scene as he frantically tries to free himself with a pulse rifle
>suddenly tentacle slams open his door and drags him off
>expect to hear flatlining and blood splattering screen
>instead gets dragged to diner table as annoyed shog momsters says she called him down earlier
what other spooky things do shogs do?

>> No.21724226

>>21724222
>what other spooky things do shogs do?
They are always watching

>> No.21724232

>>21724222
I heard Shogs can wake up in the morning and only need to hit "snooze" once or twice. But Kikis are even spookier: they can wake up without any alarm at all.

>> No.21724236

>>21724222
>The Ishimura has been slowly converted into a private mansion for herself and 'Mastah', floating alone through space.

Sounds comfy.

>> No.21724243

>>21724222
>what other spooky things do shogs do?
They suffused the air they're exposed to and anything they come into contact with with microscopic particles of themselves so they can slowly but surely infect every single cell in your body virus style that way she can be as close to you as possible forever and ever and also subtly change your perceptions of reality and various opinions and views on things and maybe even your memories...but only a little.
Also if they sneeze it's a 50/50 if they'll lose enough concentration to drop the masquerade and let you have a momentary glimpse of things man was not meant or built to know let alone see.

>> No.21724264

>>21724232
I wish I had a maid for my alarm clock just a nice shake awake would be amazing

>> No.21724272

>>21723855
>succubus friend tells a guy to say something like "you are my beautiful onahole" to his dom wife
>the guy doesn't know what it means, but the succ says it is a great compliment
>[mischievous succ noises]

>> No.21724279

>>21724222
>shog momster
How nice

>> No.21724283

>>21724264
probably gentler than my college roommates. we had an ongoing 'game' of alarm clock type pranks. Air horns, car horns, smoke alarms, a concrete vibrator stuck under the mattress, fog machine, firecrackers

>> No.21724285

>>21724264
Along with a long black coffee and breakfast, aww yiss.

>> No.21724296

>>21724285
>coffee
>not starting your day with tea

>> No.21724298

>>21724264
So what would you want? A simple shake, a kiss, or a blowjob?

>> No.21724304

>>21724296
>starting your morning like a pansy
Tea is for throwing in rivers or outting hipsters.

>> No.21724305

>>21724296
I mean, tea's nice on a weekend, but I hope a stern maid doesn't swap it out for coffee for my health.

>> No.21724306

>>21724298
Just her nudging me awake nothing lewd

>> No.21724326

>>21724306
My man. A good maid makes sure her master gets to work with plenty of energy and is ready to tackle the day.

>> No.21724333

>>21724306
Not even when she kisses you thinking you are still fully asleep?

>> No.21724337

>>21724333
She would never do such a thing I've know her since we were kids

>> No.21724385

>not having maid pussy for breakfast

>> No.21724387

>>21724296
>not monster ultra paradise

>> No.21724396

>>21724337
>Maid Childhood Friend
>Not lewding her master

>> No.21724427

>>21724385
Only if I can have maid pussy on the go, I need to get to work on time!. Hope everyone else doesn't mind.

>> No.21724433

>>21724385
brown loli cat maid

>> No.21724438

>>21724396
My childhood friend would never lewd me

>> No.21724450

>>21724433
Pregnant brown loli cat maid

>> No.21724455

>>21724450
best maid

>> No.21724457

Monster Maids should offer tea or coffee as an option, but either way it's their duty that their master is able to perform at hist best. So no lewding until he's back from work!

>> No.21724471

Office Linebacker Minotaur. Wait how the fuck would that even work?

>> No.21724474
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>>21724385

>> No.21724481

>>21724438
I feel bad for her I bet she is so pent up just waiting for her master to fuck her while she cleans

>> No.21724486

>>21724471
In the grim darkness of the future when copy machines work perfectly the office space is kept vibrant and challenging by having Minotaurs tackle unsuspecting employees.

>> No.21724489

>>21724471
Someone needs to tackle those pesky interns!

>> No.21724493

>>21724455
She calls you mastnya

>> No.21724495

>>21724489
>>21724486
>YA KILL THE JOE, YA MAKE SOME MO'!

>> No.21724500

>>21724493
>Wake up, meowster

>> No.21724510

>>21724495
>I-I'm sorry Miss Minotaur, I was just asked to make copies of the quarterly reports!

>> No.21724519
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>>21724510
And the Lord Middle Manager set in the copy room a Salamander with a flaming sword that turned every which way to keep way to the one copy-machine that hadn't run out of ink

>> No.21724529

>>21724519
Sally-senpai! Thank you! Maybe this internship will result in a job just yet

>> No.21724604

>>21724519
Sally Mander, lord of middle management

>> No.21724613

>>21724604
And her idol, Teiai Group's NUMBAH TWO, TONEGAWA YUKIO

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>> No.21724666
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>> No.21724688
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>>21724604
Sally Mander is the cooolest! She'll save me from being fired!

>> No.21724689

>>21724639
I can't read Sanskrit but I'm sure it says something indecent.

>> No.21724703
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>>21724689
>Sanskrit

>> No.21724705

Lizards are cool girls I like them and wish there was more about them

>> No.21724714

>>21724688
Why would you be fired? You're a man, men are always in demand around the office.

>> No.21724717

>>21722481
> Mamonobama increases beauty and exhibitionism
> More time spent in the field PURGING monsters increases passive mamonobama exposure
> It follows that the most veteran Order units would also be the most slutty
IT ALL MALES SENSE

>> No.21724719

What age is best to start putting toys in your loli cat maid?

>> No.21724755

>>21724717
I don't think I could accept a monsterized order girl if she hurt mg's

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https://twitter.com/gengenetrix_3/status/1151743484119793664
Front.Pussy.

>> No.21724787

>>21722423
>Everyone, listen to my song!
And then, with my ANIMA SPIRITIA, the nearby mamono will be healed and kept safe and strong enough to protect the village from the assassins!

>> No.21724826

>>21724719
Due to mamono mana and its weird properties, it really depends on your tastes, as your mana will mix with hers, and she'll appreciate it no matter what.
If you're into BABY FUCKING, fresh from the womb.
If you're a toddlercon, once she's out of diapers.
If you're a lolicon, probably around 10.
If you're based and ephebopilled, 13-15 is a good range.

>> No.21724837

>>21723648
Surely she was trained by the museum first. I imagine Wurm art tours would be more like her imagining stories behind the picture and pointing out neat details. Like a child showing everyone their favorite pieces after learning about them in school.

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It would be fun to see what would happen after a stern, single human mother gets transformed into a Kobald soon after telling her human son that she will never buy him a dog. On one hand he'd have a dog but on the other hand he might become spoiled.

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>>21724717
>MALES SENSE

>> No.21724854

>>21724033
Don’t most bullies end up either marrying Alps or becoming one themselves?

>> No.21724861

>>21724837
She would be perfect at keeping little kids interested in the art

>> No.21724864

>>21724854
and Alp can still be a bully

>> No.21724866

>>21724033
>tfw people just avoided me in school instead of bullying me because the teachers were the bullies

>> No.21724870

I like soft, nice and docile monster girls but I don't want to make the big aggressive ones feel bad for my preferences

>> No.21724873

>>21724864
>You're turned on by me, aren't you, you little faglord?
>I can't believe this little faggot is turned on by a boy!

>> No.21724878

>>21724870
For every mamono, there is a human soulmate. The aggressive mamono have their future lovers as well.

>> No.21724898

>>21724873
>Alp bully makes you suck the tip of her tail and takes pictures of you do doing a double peace sign
Time to commit sudoku.

>> No.21724904

>>21724873
Time to prove I’m not a fag by impregnating her

>> No.21724907

>>21724873
>>21724898
>Alp tries to bully you
>Elemental steps in to protect you
>Forms a covenant to help you be able to protect yourself
>And to be closer to you
>Alp gets jealous (secretly) and finds someone else to bully
>You get sweet magic powers and teenage elemental cunny
>She becomes a dark elemental right before the school dance

>> No.21724908

>>21724755
>I don't think I could accept a monsterized order girl if she hurt mg's
Who said anything about "accept"?
War-rape aheago punishment with Big Incubus Cock does not require tender feelings of acceptance. After that you just hand them over to the Dark Elf slavers to sort out.

>> No.21724922

>>21724755
>Sylph waifu and I have been practicing illusion magic
>Help mamono nearby fake injuries/death from Order goons
>Corrupt the air nearby to slowly start monsterizing them
>Replace their weapons with dildos while they aren't paying attention; illusion magic to keep them from realizing the change
>Slight illusion magic to emphasize the monsterization on each of them
>Let them get out their aggression by beating each other with dildos until they start lezzing it up
>Cast aside the illusions, and go on our merry way

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>> No.21724965

>>21724953
Pretty bug.

>> No.21724966

>>21724666
Worship demons

>> No.21724973

>>21724953
I think she's hypnotising me.
Tell her to stop.

>> No.21724987

>>21724973
It is your primary directive to approach that beautiful creature.

>> No.21724994

>>21724987
But I just don't can't must need feel bug love need feel bug lust need feel

>> No.21725005

>>21724965
>Nerdy neet greenworm childhood friend turns into a confident bombshell Papillon.
Maximum boner

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>> No.21725072

>>21725053
>"Don't worry about putting the panties on, they were just part of the clothes set."

>> No.21725073

>>21725053
How do you make such tiny clothing?

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>>21724966
OK, now what?

>> No.21725107

>>21725073
buy her a doll house then give her the clothes

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Mail Order Meido - Custom order form

In association with the United Meido's Guild, we thank you for choosing Kiki's delivery service. The specified staff will be assigned to your current mailing address within the next five (5) business days. Please fill out the form in full to confirm your order.

>quanitity of maid(s)
Limit of three (3) per customer.
>species of maid
Please specify your preferred mamono species, family or type.
>name of maid
You have the option of renaming your maid(s) as you see fit, and their new professional name will be cited on their official guild membership card.
>level of experience
You have the option of hiring an apprentice, professional or master maid to work in your home. Apprentices are aspiring guild members who have recieved minimal training, professionals are fully certified members with little experience, and masters are veterans or instructors in maidcraft.
>specialty
A maid can specialize in one of serveral disciplines, including cooking, entertaining, cleaning, nursing, and secretary work. All certified maids have rudimentary training in all five, but a specialist is recommended.
>uniform
Each maid comes with their own custom uniform. Please consult the provided catalogue for your options, and make any adjustments you'd like.
>personal request
Describe the attitude and personality you'd look for in a maid. Is there perhaps a physical feature or endowment you would look for? What can your maid do to ensure you get the most out of her services?

Thank you once again for your order. Please forward any questions or feedback you have to the service department using the attached form.

>> No.21725146

>>21725079
Worship her even more. Dedicate your eternity to her

>> No.21725182

>>21725136
>You have the option of hiring an apprentice, professional or master maid to work in your home.
That's kinda the situation with my 3 kiki maids already. The eldest is not a professional, but has the most experience(there wasn't any maid guilds back in the day). The middle one has a lot of training from whatever meido guild or academy so she is a certified head maid. The youngest one is an apprentice.

>> No.21725205

>>21725136
>one maid
>holstaur
>Beth
>master maid
>cooking specialist
>#5 classic uniform, adjusted for comfort
>looking for an older holstaur with a pronounced southern drawl and a gentle, easygoing attitude. Huggability and cuddliness are required. Would prefer her to wear glasses and her hair in a braid if possible.

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>> No.21725234

>>21725182
>there wasn't any maid guilds back in the day
We talking a GILF kikimora here? Because that sounds great.

>> No.21725253

>>21725234
She is pretty milfy looking that's for sure. She is very motherly. Meanwhile the head maid is a no-nonsense stern kiki. Very professional.

>> No.21725291

What kind of mamono would love me?
I'm too middle-of-the-road in too many things, a jack of all trades-type who starts a lot of things and leaves them unfinished because something else catches my eye, and people find me unsettling.

>> No.21725301

>>21725136
One zombie maid with her original name with as little experience as possible specialized in cuteness and if that isn't an option then secretary work wearing uniform 11

>> No.21725306

What kind of Kiki would like having a butler?

>> No.21725320

>>21725232
Nice fashion sense, what they are.

>> No.21725326

>>21725291
Just BEE yourself.

>> No.21725333

>>21725301
>cuteness
What kind of cute? Full zombie moe, all moany and shambly and needing lots of help? Or just a regular sort of cutie pie but dead-colored?

>> No.21725341

>>21725306
a kiki gets a butler when she can't get a mastah, but it makes her sad since it's just not the same

>> No.21725343

>>21725326
A honeybee? Or are you implying an alraune? Either way, why?

>> No.21725346

>>21725333
full on maid cuteness

>> No.21725347

>>21725343
An Alraune will love you even if you're shit and Honeybees work hard enough for two.

>> No.21725355

>>21725341
>but it makes her sad since it's just not the same
Good thing the butler is there to cheer her up

>> No.21725359

>>21725341
Doing an elaborate butler thing for regular kikis on their birthday or anniversaries would probably be well liked. After all, maids do love being praised, and what better way of showing off how much you've learned from her directions and lessons than actually doing it for her? Besides, a spoiled maid's embarrassed face is too cute.

>> No.21725376

>>21725347
That makes some sense. Maybe both? Since most alraune have already enjoyed some yuri with a honeybee?

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>>21725359
>anon gets up even earlier than his kiki does
>goes all out dressing up, bowtie, coattails, white gloves, the works
>he even slicks his hair back and puts on a little pair of stately glasses
>the day goes down as a sort of role-play, with anon acting like he's always been her butler and her playing along, blushing furiously
>for the whole day anon attends to her, addresses her as the mistress, bows when she enters a room, etc.
>she never gets used to the celebrity treatment, but makes an audible yip when he kisses her hand and seats her for dinner
>for the entire evening meal she catches herself staring at him and blushing, rubbing her thighs together
>night falls, and anon draws a bath for his "mistress", offering her a robe
>she's in the water for maybe a minute before she calls for him, and bashfully requests that he wash her hair
>he hasn't even finished lathering before she starts to lose it
>suddenly she drags him in, rips his clothes off and rapes the everloving shit out of him
>it becomes a regular thing once they're married for anon to address her as "mistress" when it's time to fuck
>if this scenario wasn't her fetish already, it is now

>> No.21725432

>>21725405
Just make sure you don't mess up your butler duties or you will pull her out of the roleplay and she tells you how to do it right

>> No.21725444

>>21725432
I'm just thinking about monsters getting autistic about you doing their fetish roleplays correctly like when the dragon gets mad that you put on the sword scabbard backwards

>> No.21725445

>>21725432
Or she gets REALLY into it and takes it upon herself to 'discipline' you as any proper mistress would.

>> No.21725459

>>21725445
>Purposely makes a mess so that you have to bend down and clean it up

>> No.21725469

>>21725405
>kiki bashfully requests anon to lather her hair, hiding some of her face under the candle-lit bath
>confidently replies "Of course, Mistress, it would be my pleasure."
>gently but firmly rub her scalp in small circular motions, as she squeals and moans softly
>as she's completely caught up in the rhythm, he leans over and whispers beside her head
>"Now Mistress, for hygine purposes, it is very important we don't forget to wash behind the ears."
>kiki has a split second of wide-eyed realization before anon rubs the back of her long, floppy dog ears
>those squeals and moans are no longer soft
How can something so incredibly lewd and pure exist?

>> No.21725476

>>21725459
>makes you strip down for every mistake, until you're wearing nothing but a bowtie
>she grabs you by the hair and makes you eat her out until she's satisfied

>> No.21725489

>>21725459
A kiki making a mess
just how flustered did the butler uniform make her to cause that

>> No.21725492

>>21725489
that’s how you know you’re doing it right.

>> No.21725496

>>21725376
And who would go after me first?
Would the alraune draw me in, and the honeybee refuse to not be haremed because she doesn't want to stop lewding her alraune friends, or would the honeybee befriend and marry me, and share the alraune with me until I'm convinced to marry her, too?

>> No.21725506

>>21725496
You would be recruited by the Hive to help fertilize the Alraune and the Honeybee would be your assigned worker.

>> No.21725510

>>21724104
To err is human. To really mess things up, you need a computer.

>> No.21725516

>>21725476
That's why she kept having you bend down and get under the table to clean up the mess she made so that she could show you she wasnt wearing panties

>> No.21725518

>>21724154
Is it still character if I say “I’m a good person. I did the right thing.” to myself after doing it?

>> No.21725534

>>21725518
Sure reminding yourself and reinforcing what you did was right isn't too wrong. maybe a bit prideful depending on your reasoning for telling yourself that, but it seems harmless. Doing a good thing for a selfish reason is still good though doing a good thing for a selfless reason is always better and more meaningful

>> No.21725536

>>21725469
>anon gives her the full treatment, massaging her, drying her off, painting her nails and taking her to bed
>instead of her usual nightgown he dresses her in a translucent negligee and stockings, and lays her out while he brushes her hair and tail
>by the end she's so horny she can't even speak, but her loyal butler would not make a move without her order
>she's shivering and dripping when she finally manages to whimper the words and beg for it

>> No.21725545

>>21725506
Would the honeybee be tsundere?
>I-I'm only cuddling you because the Hive said it would help, b-baka!

>> No.21725554

>>21725545
>No huge, buff, snuggly bumblebee

>> No.21725576

I want to hunt a demon realm boar with my salamander wife, then chill in the village onsen afterwards

>> No.21725603

>>21725320
Ask the artist.

>> No.21725611

>>21725306
A defective one.

>> No.21725622

>>21725536
Too cute. Maids deserve all the pampering their loyal butlers can muster.

>> No.21725623

>>21725611
It's not her fault she is too busy teaching new maids how to maid properly to get her own master and the large manor she was given by the previous head teacher is too large for her to clean on her own despite her best attempts so she needs a butler

>> No.21725630
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Raiju-san no!

>> No.21725632

>>21725630
Huggy zap weasels

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>>21725632

>> No.21725690

What kind of monsters would have a gambling addiction

>> No.21725693

>>21725632
Zap weasel with Yeti paws

>> No.21725719

What happens to zap weasels that are low on zaps?

>> No.21725728

>>21725554
>no small, genki tsundere honeybee who was assigned to you by her hive out of pity for her and genuinely enjoys being around you

>> No.21725729

>>21725719
They recharge with your dick.

>> No.21725765

>>21724028
At least they get an increased punch power in return.

>> No.21725795

>>21725661
Fox or wolf?

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>>21725795
Weasel, newfriend.

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>>21725795
Neither. Weasel (raiju).

KC weasels can be easily identified by the fur on their wrists, and the sock-like fur on their feet.

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The lack of Runya porn is disgusting. The Sabbath Grimoire was been out for how many months now and we've only gotten 1 porn art done of her? Absolutely blasphemous. She's clearly the best goat

>> No.21725837

>>21725765
Do they?

>> No.21725859

We need more lizard girl lewds, but of what?

>> No.21725860

What’s your favorite scenario to use when fantasizing about MGE? Do you like to be in a rural area with a bunch of farm hand MGs? Or is it the normal high fantasy setting they have in the books? Or do you just use MGC as a blanket term for the setting?

>> No.21725861

>>21725831
Runya is not for sex.

>> No.21725867

>>21725860
1+1 = 20

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>>21725861
Runya is specifically for sex. Sex followed by cuddles, some deep, passionate kisses, and then more sex

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>>21725831
I've noticed kuro and ropu have got the most porn by far, followed by the grumpy nurse.
Shame the others haven't received a similar amount of love. Momo, Runya and Shiro deserve it. Lack of popularity is a blessing in a way though, ropu got an ntr comic.

>> No.21725898

>>21725805
>>21725811
Thanks guys.

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>> No.21725921

>>21725805
>>21725811
I want a harem of six onee-sans. 3 of them being zap weasels and the other being wind weasels.

>> No.21725941

>>21725867
What?

>> No.21725942

>>21725873
each step with a different guy

>> No.21725987
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>>21722252
there is something incredibly appealing about non sexually suggestive mgs.

>> No.21726000

>>21725860
Building a beautiful log and stone house together as a couple, then settling down and having a daughter. The era and setting make no real difference.

>> No.21726005

>>21725831
Does Runya really only have one porn pic? That's surprising to hear

>> No.21726006

>>21725873
No. Runya is for fun and pure things.

>> No.21726011

>>21725942
sad thing this is true seeing as baphos specifically like taking tons f dick before settling.

>> No.21726055

>>21725860
Adventuring with my wives while they banter back and forth, with periodic breaks for intense sexual activity.
Also, I often imagine my wives and I to be on/off adventuring companions of the other anons and their wives from this thread.

>> No.21726058

>>21725860
Either "modern world + magic" or "fantasy world + anachronisms justified by magitech".
Or /tg/'s setting, because having antagonists like the Red Order and the Orgasmic State makes the combat abilities most mamono have relevant, as well as having something to emphasize the comfy by contrast.

>> No.21726070

>>21725874
>Lack of popularity is a blessing in a way though, ropu got an ntr comic.
That's disheartening to hear

>> No.21726079

>>21725874
Lack of popularity is a blessing in a way though, ropu got an ntr comic.
How?

>> No.21726086

>>21725874
>spoiler
Wait, what?

>> No.21726090

>>21725860
High fantasy, with a very forward monster that catches/seduces me in the wilderness or in my bed.

>> No.21726095

>>21726011
That's not even close to true, at least post-WGIII.

>> No.21726097

>>21725860
Fantasizing or preferring to live in? I can't live without running water and such, so MGC.
But I fantasize more about high fantasy type MGE. I like a the idea of having a lizard girl/salamander wife and going into dungeons and basically having short D&D style adventures with her. All extremely lewd of course with us ending up fucking like rabbits.

>> No.21726098

>>21726006
Do you want to give her even more of an inferiority complex? Are you trying to get in the way of her underlings who are seeking the perfect man for her?

>> No.21726105

>>21726070
>>21726079
>>21726086
/b/ happened.

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>>21726011
Depends on the bapho. Runya hasn't even kissed a guy, and Shiro shows little obvious personal interest in men.

Also, if you are a man who a bapho had sex with and released, and you decide to go for a witch instead of showing perseverance in wooing the baphomet, well you were clearly not the guy for her anyway.

The term the profile uses "had sex even just a little" makes me wonder too if these released men were basically teased a bit sexually rather than actually outright had vaginal sex with.

>> No.21726111

>>21725831
What kind of porn should she or the other goats get?

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>>21726107
Don't forget that:
>Momonika is happily with her onii-chan
>Ropu is still looking for someone to lead her "pack" with her
>Grelia is married to her job

Honestly it seems like it's become more of a matter of the goats struggling to find partners at all because they're either surrounded by eager followers who get to the guys first, or are so involved in their studies that they haven't bothered looking.

>> No.21726118

>>21726111
For Runya it should definitely involve embracing her or holding her paws.

>> No.21726128

>>21726098
Runya is too cute to have sex with.

>> No.21726132

>>21726117
>Ropu is still looking for someone to lead her "pack" with her

Is she though? In her pack having a collar means that one has a mate, and she is shown wearing a collar. Yes she does say "we can have lots of your children" when advertising her sabbath, but she may not have meant it as including her but rather any members of her pack that are unwed.

>> No.21726145

>>21726107
>makes me wonder too if these released men were basically teased a bit sexually rather than actually outright had vaginal sex with.
Would have premarital anal with a baphomet.

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>>21726097
>Fantasizing or preferring to live in? I can't live without running water and such, so MGC.

Fun fact, running water has been a thing in at least some households since antiquity. It just wasn't very widespread until relatively recently.

And given all the magic and magitec in the MGE, I'd surmise running water is more common there than it was in historical medieval times. We know at the very least in mamono realms the very environment takes action to help and be convenient for people, thanks to the influence of monsterized elementals.

>> No.21726155

>>21725860
1930's MGC

>> No.21726156

>>21726105
Ah fuck I found them. Fuck.

>> No.21726161

>>21726155
Just in time for the fascist mg uprising

>> No.21726173

>>21726132
Oh, you might be right then. I think I misunderstood that line from her, yeah.

>> No.21726174

>>21726095
Where?

>> No.21726180

>>21726128
The cute just makes me want to fuck her more.

>> No.21726189
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>>21726174
World Guide 3 contains a lot of info regarding how baphomets select their mates, so the "truth is uncertain part" from the book profile is no longer applicable.

Apparently Bapho-sama wasn't willing to reveal the truth to the Wandering Scholar, but Runya Runya went and just wrote it out for the world to see. As she explains:

>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

>> No.21726197

>>21726155
The ratas probably have adorable little hats and accents.

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>> No.21726218

>>21726146
I headcanon that incubization alters the body such that any bodily processes that the man and his wife don't want to have to deal with are unnecessary.

>> No.21726227

>>21726218
That would certainly be convenient if one wants to experiences days of nonstop sex.

>> No.21726231

>>21726227
It's the only way certain aspects of the setting have verisimilitude for me.

>> No.21726246

>>21726189
In that case, would'nt KC edit the profile to reflect the change?

>> No.21726251

>>21726231
And of course, mana has no mass in its base state. So mana would be the only "waste product" produced from energy taken in during such prolonged sex between a incubus and monster.

>> No.21726252

>>21726246
The profile is Wandering Scholar's perspective.

>> No.21726257

>>21726251
Right. Unless the incubus and mamono specifically want there to be other waste products, excess mana release is the only waste product.

>> No.21726259
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21726259

What would happen if I gave a doormouse a cookie

>> No.21726267
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>>21726246
He pretty much never edits old profiles unless he redoes them entirely (like with the gargoyle). Plus the baphomet profile is still accurate in terms of what the scholar was able to learn at that time and how it applied to the baphomet he interviewed.

Plus the Wandering Scholar is currently missing deep in the abyss. Updating MGE volume 1 is the least of his worries. He probably hasn't even read Runya's book or know that she went ahead and wrote it without him (the initial plan they had was to write it together).

>> No.21726270

>>21726259
She'd fall asleep halfway through eating it.
And she'd look REALLY FUCKING SEXY while asleep. She'd spread her legs and practically invite you to take her.

>> No.21726286

>>21726267
What would happen if I started tapping out a rhythm near a leanan sidhe?

>> No.21726292

>>21726267
>deep in the abyss, a swirling vortex of strange wonders beyond man's comprehension
>Leanan Sidhe companion is putting on a brave face but even her wings are shivering in fear
>Wandering Scholar deep in thought, almost worrying her that the abyss is taking him
>still determined to protect him with all her strength!
>suddenly, he speaks up, breaking her out of her worrying but potentially presenting something even worse
>just asks her if she thinks he might have messed up a few interviews back in the day and whether he should redo them
That poor fairy is probably just a bundle of nerves these days.

>> No.21726295

>>21725941
I believe he is talking about breeding.

>> No.21726305
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21726305

>>21726295
Should have let him figure it out
What kind of dumbass doesn't get it

>> No.21726325
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>>21725831
I wanna touch runya's paws I want her to touch my dick with them

>> No.21726328
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21726328

Succ butt makes me nut

>> No.21726340
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>>21726328
P'orcs and Trolls are the queens in the butt department

>> No.21726342
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>> No.21726363
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>>21726328
Me too.

>> No.21726365

>>21726328
>would succ my nut out of that succ but

>> No.21726369

If you rape a rapist won't she enjoy the experience? How is that revenge?

>> No.21726378
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21726378

>>21726340
That's what you think.

>> No.21726391

>>21726340
I want to bite those buttocks

>> No.21726420
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21726420

>tfw I'll never get to do high G turns with a Thunderbird
>while blasting Daredevil all the while

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

>> No.21726430

>>21726420
You wish you were secure in her cock-pit, don't you?

>> No.21726476

I want to watch gremlins play videogames on the internet.

>> No.21726477

>>21726420
>T-bird
>dressed modestly with no punk rock leather
Nani

>> No.21726492
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21726492

How would a jealous valkyrie who likes anon react to him flirting with human girls?

>> No.21726495

>>21726476
What kind of games would a gremlin like?

>> No.21726503

>>21726495
The incredible machine series, and puzzle games.

>> No.21726517

>>21726495
Total Annihilation
Crimzon Clover
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Anything with a machine focus
Star Wars Droidworks is a nostalgic one for her.

>> No.21726528

How the fuck would a hellhound play videogames when her paws are so fucking huge?

>> No.21726530
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>> No.21726538

>>21726517
>Crimzon Clover
My nigga.
What kind of mamono would like Hellsinker or Radio Zonde? What about Fraxy?

>> No.21726561

>>21726517
>Total Annihilation
Such an underrated RTS.
I'd say they'd like Factorio too. All the automation would make them cream their panties.

>> No.21726590
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21726590

Best snacks to bring to a Sabbath meeting?
>Gummy pouches and bottled water
>Crackers and juice pouches
>String cheese and iced tea
>Milk and cookies

>> No.21726593

>>21726590
You

>> No.21726598
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21726598

>>21726590
Their onii chan

>> No.21726599

>>21726528
Large controllers, even larger than the original X-Box ones.

>> No.21726604

>>21726590
Popsicles

>> No.21726605

>>21726561
You can't forget Cave Story too.

>> No.21726606

>>21726590
Earl gray milk tea with honey for sweetener and tiny, fancy cakes.

>> No.21726617

>>21726495
Kerbal

>> No.21726618

>>21726528
If there's a market for them, there'll be big controllers. If MGs came into existence tomorrow, give it like 3-6 months and there'll be controllers for them.

>> No.21726639
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21726639

>>21726590
Cake

>> No.21726640
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>> No.21726679

>Have Sylph waifu
>Play Dark Souls
>She spends the next 10 hours reading lore and fan-theories

>> No.21726702

>>21726590
Weed and vodka gummi bears and caprisun pouches that have had the liquid replaced with gin.

>> No.21726718
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>>21726618
6 months from now
>Anoooon, how do you beat Zelda 2?

>> No.21726724

>>21726718
by not being shit

>> No.21726753
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21726753

What is your favorite lamia subtype?

>> No.21726756
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21726756

Would you interrupt your wife's important business meeting by bringing her lunch?

>> No.21726759

Would you rather have a harem or not what girls if so?

>> No.21726760

>>21726753
Basilisk

>> No.21726762

>>21725859
Lizardmen should only be fucked doggy style.

>> No.21726769

>>21726111
Clearly anal, doggystyle and then vaginal in the missionary position

>> No.21726771

>>21726759
I'd rather not but if I did it'd be a Holstaur, Minotaur, and Hakutaku.

>> No.21726775

>>21726753
Between bunyip and Apophis

>> No.21726780

>>21726759
Yes, definitely.

A liliraune (who is the harem queen), a pshog carrier, a clubs trumpart, and a hearts march hare.

>> No.21726784

>>21726759
Depends on my mood. I guess I'd rather end with 2 girls.

>> No.21726785

>>21726759
all of them

>> No.21726787

>>21726762
But then you can't kiss them!

>> No.21726792

>>21726787
That's what they deserve for being weak and getting defeated.

>> No.21726795
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21726795

>You walk to a river in the forest and find 2 Ocelomehs there

Would you try to run away, or admit you have no chance and just strip yourself and just get into the water? Since they are taking a bath they dont have their weapons with them, so they should be easy to fight off and defeat.

>> No.21726797
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>> No.21726798

>>21726759
If I got a harem it’d be a kakuen raiju ryu mad hatter

>> No.21726802

>>21726759
Sure. Vampire, Rusalka and Kumiho

>> No.21726803

>>21726795
PROMOTIONS?

>> No.21726804
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>>21726795

>> No.21726807

>>21726795
I'd turn them into housecats.

>> No.21726814
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>>21726795
ARE THOSE

>> No.21726818

>>21726759
Generally speaking no, I prefer monogamy. I really dislike it when a story starts with a serious focus on one girl then it suddenly starts introducing a bunch of filler harem members. That said, I also have a huge soft spot for friendly rivals, so a kiki and shog situation or an ochimusha and kunoichi situation would be really nice.

>> No.21726819

>>21726814
nipples should be allowed

prove me wrong

>> No.21726820

>>21726797
Barb is so good

>> No.21726821

>>21726795
Tell them I’m no good in bed then run as fast as possible

>> No.21726824

>>21726797
Cute pharaoh

>> No.21726825

>>21726819
But muh ads.

>> No.21726831

>>21726825
im seeing autocad ads for some reason,
is autodesk going to really make a a big deal over 2d nipples?

>> No.21726842
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>> No.21726844

http://imgbox.com/g/p8dA5W9lqe
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 129. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/fOYRCIz5

>>21726797
130 now.

>> No.21726846

Nothing is better than popping a knightly MGs breastplate off and seeing her HUGE HEAVING HONKERS

>> No.21726863

>>21726844
Nice to see my whitehorn request got included.

>> No.21726867

>>21726797
>>21726820
It is really admirable how much Barb has improved over the years.

>> No.21726870

>>21726846
Imagine the smell

>> No.21726871

>>21726797
Worship this undead cutie. It looks like she wants you to apply suntan oil, so reminder that simply touching a mummy will make them feel pleasure all over.

>> No.21726873
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>>21726821
Only to stumble upon a muscled Hellhound
>Running away from something scary cute thing? I'll protect you, for a price.....

>> No.21726875

>>21726870
I imagine you taking a brick to the head.

>> No.21726876

>>21726863
Shit, forgot to check the requests for this upload, did see yours though.

>> No.21726879

>>21726875
What? You wouldn't get cozy next to a bunch of big sweaty breasts?

>> No.21726882

>>21726873
>ok but all I got is 3 silver pieces and a free mana potion coupon

>> No.21726886

>>21726879
I do and its great but just going 'imagine the smell' is a level that doesn't need to be approached.

>> No.21726888

Does your waifu make enough milk to where you can hear the milk slosh in her breasts when they get shaken?

>> No.21726889
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>>21726590
>tfw all I want is a Baphomet that acts her age

Tea and biscuits

Coffee and Green Tea

Sandwich bites and water

Cheesdah and Piyo

>> No.21726893

>>21726867
Barb is wonderful.

>> No.21726895

Update: From the request form, got 2 images that weren't already in the galleries. One whitehorn and one unagi joro image, added the latter one since I forgot to do it before.

>> No.21726896

>>21726886
>Brap-posting PTSD

>> No.21726898

>>21726888
My wife is made of slime so they slosh anyway.

>> No.21726899

>>21726895
Nice!

>> No.21726903

>>21726888
Yes.
Mostly because she took too many potions.

>> No.21726907

>>21724826
14 sounds good

>> No.21726915

>>21726797
>love egyptian-style girls
>hate brown skin
I am in a state of eternal pain
thank god for grape snake

>> No.21726916
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>>21726797
Nice pharaoh! Perfect for GRAPING

>> No.21726918

>>21722796
Glorified bean counter.

>> No.21726932
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>>21726871
Worship her with your dick.

>> No.21726939

>>21726831
you have no idea how fucked the world of internet marketing is

>> No.21726953 [SPOILER] 
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21726953

I need to know the race, name, height and age of your wife/wives. For reasons.

>> No.21726959
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>>21726915

>> No.21726960

>>21726916
All she needs is a single boy to protect her. Doesn't matter if he can't hold a sword and is literally the weakest human ever. His love will win.
>>21726953
My wife it beset by these squirrels.

>> No.21726964

>>21726953
Jinko, Natasha, 6'5" 30
Cheshire, Elizabeth, 5'2" 23

>> No.21726965

>>21726561
I would love to play it more, but i am a literal subhuman iq faggot who can't into beating the AI.

>> No.21726977

>>21726888
Pslime wife can do it easily.

>> No.21726992

>>21726953
>species:
Kakuen
>name:
May
>height:
135cm
>bust size:
C
>age
23

>> No.21726993

>>21726953
What reasons.

>> No.21727005

>>21726888
That's disgusting anon.

>> No.21727018

>>21726953
I don’t know. You tell me.

>> No.21727024
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>>21726915
>>hate brown skin
Why’s that, anon? You’re not some kind of evil racist, are you?

>> No.21727033

>>21727024
not him but I am.

>> No.21727035

>>21726953
Race: Slime carrier/pslime
Name: Emily
Pslime name: Vermillion
Height: 5’4” or 4’4”
Bust: Variable, but tends to be large most of the time.
Age: 22
Years combined: 1

>> No.21727037

>>21727024
mother is always watching me

>> No.21727041
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21727041

>>21726953
Ratatoskr
Never really thought of the rest since you cant really choose that for your wife
Age is probably lolibaba or my age but looks like a loli

>> No.21727043

>>21726953
What kind of reasons?

>> No.21727044

>>21727035
Actually pslime name is either lavender or vermilion. Colour of course corresponds with name.

>> No.21727052

>>21726953
>Lich
>Maya
>5'2''
>~800 years old

>> No.21727059

>>21726953
Dark Slime
Mistress of Ooze, the Grand Sorceress Elixir.
Height varies around six feet with heels.
Late twenties. She's a megane cake.

>> No.21727063

>>21726953
>Kobold waifu
Name: Ophelia
Height: 4'10" / 147cm
Age: 6 to 18 months younger than me.

>Kobold daughteru
Name: Opal
Height: 3'6" / 106cm
Age: Her physical aging would stop at 8.

>> No.21727072

>>21726953
I'm going to be completely honest here, I have developed a lot of things about it, but never knew what name to use for any of them

>> No.21727089

what would you like for kc to do next?

>> No.21727094

>>21727089
Motherfucking Shrimp Knight.

>> No.21727095

>>21726953
Tundranubis
Sokanon
190cm
28 years old

>> No.21727100

>>21726953
Race: Crow Tengu
Name: Akemi
Height: 5'8
Age: 26.

>> No.21727102
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>>21727089
Make a bapho doujin in which she tries all the new potions and spells released in the Sabbath Grimoire with her hubby

>> No.21727105
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>>21726953
Troll a head taller than me

>> No.21727109

What do you think that new book kc tweeted about is

>> No.21727119

>>21727109
Side 3 right

>> No.21727130

>>21726953
Race | Name | Height | Age
>Wight | Claudia | 6'0 | 24
>Jabberwock | Amanda | 5'8 | 19
>Kikimora | Lenore | 5'2 | 18
>Salamander | Kallan | 6'1 | 28
>Baphomet | Ophelia | 3'5 | 500+ refuses to say exactly
>Demon | ? | 5'10 | 326
>Hobgoblin | Olga | 4'0 | 1x
>Kobold | Sally | 5'2 | 18
>Hinezumi | Kanade | 6'3 | 29
>Lich | ? | 5'4 | 24
>Hellhound | ? | 5'9 | 27
Three names still to settle on but I've got one for the Lich I just need to settle in my mind.
>>21727072
They'll come to you in time, some things just develop naturally.

>> No.21727133

>>21727119
Pretty sure that is already out. I thought it was a different book.

>> No.21727145

>>21727089
Get some well deserved R&R, then keep on keeping on

>> No.21727149

>>21726953
>Will o Wisp
>Clementine
>5'4"
>22

>Banshee
>Aoife
>5'8"
>27

>> No.21727152
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>>21726953
>Race
Yeti
>Name
Elizabeth
>Height
5'11"
>Bust
C
>Age
25

>> No.21727158

>>21727133
I’m pretty sure it comes out August 11 2019 says so in the wiki

>> No.21727171
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https://twitter.com/umeyukari2538/status/1151801120466956290

>> No.21727184

>>21727171
>Graffiti. Hellhound was drawing. Intention of making love love child.
Time for Hellhound to get off the table.

>> No.21727194

>>21726953
>Race
Dragon!
>Name
Emilia
>Height
6'
>Age
21

She's a young and cutie lizard.

>> No.21727204

>>21726953
>Race: Liliraune
>Name: Miriam and Colette
>Height: 4'11" and 6'2"
>Age: 25 (appears 13) and 20

>Race: Trumpart (Clubs)
>Name: Claudia
>Height: 5'6"
>Age: She gives a different number every time. Appears 16.

>Race: March Hare (Hearts)
>Name: Hara (given to her by a Cheshire)
>Height: 6'7"
>Age: She's not sure. She knows she was a child when Claudia was monsterized, but time is weird in Wonderland. Appears 28.

>Race: Parasite Shoggoth and Carrier
>Name: Tlier (Pshog) and Anna (Carrier)
>Height: 5'4"
>Age: 17

>> No.21727205
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>>21726953
We all know you're up to no good Rat-chan!

>> No.21727210
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>>21726953
I have no waifu, I am a free man.

>> No.21727216
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>> No.21727217
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>>21727184
She's not getting off that table until anon has planted a baby in her womb

>> No.21727219

>>21727204
>Not giving the liliraune girls rhyming or near-identical names

>> No.21727224

>>21727219
Colette was monsterized by Miriam.

>> No.21727240

>>21726953
Ushi Oni
Mackenzie
6'6"
24 years old

>> No.21727251
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>>21727205
Don't call my wife a rat

>> No.21727253

>>21726953
>Race: Dark Mage
>Name: Amber
>Height: 7'
>Age: 45 (although uses her magic to permanently remain in her mid 20's)

>> No.21727263
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>>21727251
Rats make terrible reporters!

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>>21722796
>House Husband
or
>Literally any support class
I'd healslut the shit out of a big tanky wife. Realistically, I feel like no matter what I pick I'd end up in a konosuba situation where I am completely screwed and any girl I manage to pick up is an idiot but its okay because I have comedic plot armor.

>> No.21727280 [SPOILER] 
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>>21727089
Loli hakutaku doujin.

>> No.21727292
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21727292

Had a new waifu commission finish, more Anuboss themed art! This artist is great, I really love how it came out! Should be getting more similar content from them soon!

https://files.catbox.moe/4ee65y.png

>> No.21727293

>>21726953
>Race
Hellhound
>Names
Brittany, Tiffany and Melody Setzer (just write down ‘Cerberus Sisters’
>Height
6’2”, 6’3” and 5’8”
>Age
All three of them are 22

>> No.21727299

>>21727052
>ONLY 800 years old
Filthy pedo.

>> No.21727303

>>21727089
ducks

>> No.21727308
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>>21727052
>>21727299
Aaaaand I forgot my pic.

>> No.21727309

>>21727292
Thanks for commissioning more art of my waifu! I beat off to her every night, and the new pics are always welcome

>> No.21727310

>>21727089
sahu doujin

>> No.21727315

>>21726953
>Race:
Sahuagin
>Name:
Ava
>Height:
5'5'
>Age:
22

>> No.21727323

>>21727292
Who is the artist, anon?

>> No.21727324

>>21727309
Well this is just faggotry.

>> No.21727334

>>21727324
>gayastolfopic.png

>> No.21727337

>>21724069
>>21724089
What if she kills herself?[/spoiler[

>> No.21727347

>>21727337
Maximum bullying achieved

>> No.21727350
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>>21726953
I don't have a set waifu because I am an indecisive shit but I guess I'll throw somthing
>Race
Punch cat
>Name
Doesn't matter, she's named Mittens now.
>Height
Like nine feet or some shit.
>Age
Probably like, 27.

>> No.21727356

>>21727347
What if her family confronts you?[/spoiler[

>> No.21727359

>>21727350
what is a waifu?

>> No.21727361
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>>21727323
https://twitter.com/Ei_Flow
Very good artist, highly recommend.

>> No.21727365

>>21727315
i didn't know there was another sahufag

>> No.21727372
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>>21727359
I want to commit lego step.

>> No.21727400

>>21727365
There are like 4 in total, I think.

>> No.21727406

>>21727361
Oh, him. He's a good artist but he spams nonsensical tweets like a motherfucker.

>> No.21727407
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21727407

Hi.

>> No.21727426
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>> No.21727447

>>21727407
To sneak behind a merrow thats watching a couple fuck and start fucking her relentlessly.

>> No.21727448
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>>21727372
>lego step

>> No.21727459

>>21727407
Cute mermaid. Shame they're so underrated.

>Merrow masturbating to watching you and your waifu having sex
How would you both react to her doing that?

>> No.21727474
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>>21727459
If she's single, invite her to join in.

If she's married, keep minding our own business.

>> No.21727478

>>21726953
>race
Holstaur.
>name
No idea.
>height
8' or so.
>age
Early 20s.

>> No.21727481
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>> No.21727486
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21727486

Cool zombie.

>> No.21727487

>>21727356
I'll bully them for having raised the child so poorly that she ended up being that weak and choosing that option. Just like there are no bad dogs only bad owners there are no bad children only bad parents. If the kids a failure the parents are at fault.

>> No.21727494
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>>21727478
Patrician taste. Big cow milkies who can also protect you from bullies is top tier.

>> No.21727496

>>21727487
Enjoy being ripped limb from limb.

>> No.21727499

>>21727496
Go ahead I've already one.

>> No.21727503

>>21727499
You can't win if you're dead.

>> No.21727505

>>21726953
>Race: Hellhound
>Name: Shade
>Height: 7' and change
>Age: 30

>> No.21727512

>>21727499
Even if they don't decide to kill you then and there, no monstergirl is gonna want you now.

>> No.21727517

>>21727407
>Had a dream today that monster girls became real
>Went to a new monster girl friendly store in hopes of finding a single monster girl
>A merrow took a strong liking to me
>Literally followed me around and stalked me
>I kept avoiding her because I'm not fond mermaids
>One of the store employees said I should give her a chance
>I was in desperate search for a centaur
>Constantly popped in and out of the centaur aisle looking for one
>Couldn't find one
>Went down the other monster girl aisles looking for literally anything else
>No luck, no fuck
>Still avoiding the merrow like my life depended on it
>Woke up
Am I a bad person for avoiding her?
She was coming onto me hard to the point that she was ready to drop her clothes and fuck. I felt kinda bad when I woke up

>> No.21727528
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21727528

>>21726953
Liana, 5'10 and at least 465

>> No.21727534
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21727534

The correct way to deal with monsters under the bed.

>> No.21727540
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>> No.21727541
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>>21727528
Who made this?

>> No.21727545

>>21727540
>Hey anon look I'm a nyaaaanzi!

>> No.21727548

>>21727541
https://twitter.com/lovelybupiti

>> No.21727551

>>21727503
That's the fun part. Psychological bullying sticks with the victim. They can't unhear my words and killing me won't bring their daughter back. If anything them killing me shows exactly how effective I was.
>>21727512
I dunno man. Some of them are pretty sadistic even to other mamano.

>> No.21727552

>>21727545
That's clearly a wolfu.

>> No.21727559

>>21727540
>Reich invades Europe
>Not for land
>Not for riches
>But for husbands

And the führer is a kobold

>> No.21727562 [SPOILER] 
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>>21727552
Are you just going to go ahead and ruin the purrrfect pun?

>> No.21727574

>>21727562
You have to use your jokes effectively, otherwise nobody's laughing.

>> No.21727578

>>21727562
THAT'S NOT WHAT A PUN IS

>> No.21727581

>>21727292
Does the dog tip when you.cum on her face?

>> No.21727585
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>>21726953
>Race
Hellhound
>Name
Ash
Height 7'
>Age
Haven't really thought about it, but probably same age as me or a bit older (26).

>> No.21727593

Post that one monstergirl.

>> No.21727601
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>>21727593
okay

>> No.21727609 [DELETED] 
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I want to conceal my automaton's mechanical bits until the perfect time to show them off.

>> No.21727624

>>21727609
>Taking something from /v/ to post it here
Stop faggot

>> No.21727640
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>>21727624
Fine then. Have a harpy archer from a different game.

>> No.21727641

>>21727609
That looks dumb

>> No.21727664
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21727664

What do the different colors of slime taste like?

>> No.21727680
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21727680

Which monster girl tips the worst? I'm betting danukis

>> No.21727692

>>21727664
Fuck off

>> No.21727702

>>21727680
Tipping for what?

>> No.21727705

>>21727664
By default: A mixture of [fruit flavor] and vaginal fluid.
For her husband: Adjusting more and more gradually over time to fit his tastes.

[fruit flavor]
>Red: Cherry
>Pink: Strawberry
>Orange: Orange
>Yellow: Lemon
>Green: Lime
>Teal: Mint
>Blue: Blueberry
>Indigo: Raspberry
>Purple: Blackberry
>White: Vanilla
>Grey: Tea
>Black: Licorice
>Brown: Chocolate
>Tan: Caramel
>Hazel: Coffee

>> No.21727708

>>21727692
how did you get to be so gay?

>> No.21727717

>>21726953
Holstaur
Heather
No specific age or height in mind as I've got pretty varied tastes but I guess what I would prefer is a few years older than me and taller than me.

>> No.21727727

>>21726156
I know I'm having conflicted feelings about this, but where can I find it?

>> No.21727738

>>21726795
I'd say that I stumbled upon them by accident and walk away.

>> No.21727747
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>>21727551
>Some of them are pretty sadistic even to other mamano.
None of them are dickish enough to mock people who've lost loved ones.

>> No.21727753

>>21725874
Kuroferuru best girl, I cannot understand why she's so underrated

>> No.21727766

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to know all your wife's weakpoints.
Evidently the back of the knee is common

>> No.21727767

>>21727680
Cow girls aren't very fond of it.

>> No.21727782
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>>21727680
Dragons are even worse.

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>>21727767

>> No.21727797
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>>21727766
Like this?

>> No.21727799

>>21727766
The best weak point are the nipples and base of the tail!

>> No.21727806
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>> No.21727818

>>21727797
Yes.

>>21727799
Exactly

>> No.21727821

>>21727540
Fuck off

>> No.21727831

>>21727664
The white ones taste like ice cream.

>> No.21727833
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>>21727821
Fuck on!

>> No.21727840
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>> No.21727844

>>21727833
Using this one from now.

>> No.21727846
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21727846

>>21727844
For what?

>> No.21727853

>>21727831
Unless they have a husband in which case you really don't want to taste them.

>> No.21727859

>>21727846
Applying directly to the foreskin.

>> No.21727868
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>>21727705
What do shogs taste like?

>> No.21727873

>>21727868
Snozzberry.

>> No.21727875

>>21727868
Madness.

>> No.21727877

How do you know a mamono is your waifu?
How do you distinguish how she stands out?
What is love and how does it feel?

>> No.21727878

>>21727868
Depending on the hue, different glissandos or aurora patterns.

>> No.21727884

>>21727846
Bully shortstacks by lifting them high off the ground.

>> No.21727894
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21727894

This is how fairies confess to you

>> No.21727902

>>21727868
They taste like silly

>> No.21727904

>>21727894
And ching chong yong to you too Tinker Bell

>> No.21727911

>>21727821
What's your problem

>> No.21727912 [SPOILER] 
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>>21727894

>> No.21727914

>>21727517
I know that feel all too well Anon.
I'm still trying to figure out the answer myself

>> No.21727915
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21727915

>Ready for your crowning ceremony?

>> No.21727916

>>21727911
The fact it's some /pol/ tier shit that doesn't belong here and it's an image that fucktard bollocks commissioned.

>> No.21727917

>>21727868
Blackberries. Also that webm is hypnotic. I wonder what music Shoggy dances to while working.

>> No.21727920

>>21727916
What's the matter, are you a jew?

>> No.21727923
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>>21727915
Yes.

>> No.21727933

>>21727923
Someone needs to remove the transparency from that image. Her eyes and teeth are all black on my image viewer's background

>> No.21727935
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>>21726953
>Race
Kumiho
>Name
Anya
>Height
~175cm
>Age
22

>Race
Vampire
>Name
Erika
>Height
~180cm
>Age
30

>> No.21727936

>>21727747
Not that Anon, what if I do good things and don't hurt anyone's feelings or anything, but I have wicked thoughts?

>> No.21727941

>>21727540
Her chest looks like a scrotum

>> No.21727942

>>21727916
Leftist subhuman detected

>> No.21727948

>>21727941
But they are filled with milk, and will inflate you with milk!

>> No.21727951

>>21727935
Hey, my waifu is kumiho too. Fellow man of godly taste, it seems

>> No.21727952
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>>21727917
https://youtu.be/iAJ7lbHRaCk

>> No.21727954

>>21727917
Master's heartbeat.

>> No.21727961

>>21727894
>"I can fit three of these inside of me, wanna see?"

>> No.21727971

>>21727961
Fairies are pure not lewd

>> No.21727976

>>21727951
All three of us have godly taste

>> No.21727982

>Kumiho
>cummy hoe
Lol

>> No.21727988
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>>21727971
They're pure lewd!

>> No.21727990
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>>21727936
It depends on whether there's still good in there.

>> No.21727996

>>21727988
Titania is most pure

>> No.21728000

>>21727540
>first year the portals opened
>waifu hears about halloween
>she gets really excited about partaking in human traditions alongside her beloved husband
>her succ friends also whisper to her that human girls use Halloween as an excuse to slut it up in sexy costumes
>googles “sexy uniform” and blindly orders something that looks closest to what her Demon boss wears to work
>doesn’t show hubby what she bought until October 31st
>it’s an unadulterated SS uniform, complete with blood red armband and skull lapel decoration
>more socially aware monsters smile and nod awkwardly, humans give glares and avoid her
>”You have no idea what they did, do you?”

Nobody tell her, but she really should change.

>> No.21728005
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21728005

Flayer butt.

>> No.21728009

>>21727990
There is, and I'm not submitting myself to no mindflayer "readjustment"!

If a monstergirl can love me for who I am, ugliness and all, then she's all I'll ever need in the world

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>>21727996

>> No.21728014

>>21728000
Nah
She's perfect!

>> No.21728015

>>21727982
Kitsunefags are so vulgar.

>> No.21728016
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21728016

Hug the slug.

>> No.21728018
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>>21728000
>but she really should change
Fuck no. Dress up with her, don't be a cuck.

>> No.21728019
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21728019

>>21728015
Rude.

>> No.21728020

>>21728000
all you have to do is remove the armband and skulls and it's fine say it's from her culture or something

>> No.21728021

>>21728000
She did nothing wrong.

>> No.21728032

>>21728020
That's probably the best way to salvage it, you know she would feel bad if she realized what she was wearing and learned about all those cute boys dead, like boy in the striped pajamas would cause so many tears

>> No.21728036

>>21727915
No, I reject my kinghood.

>> No.21728038

>>21728036
not allowed

>> No.21728048

>>21728038
Yes it is. I am the king, so I can not be the king if I say so.

>> No.21728051

>>21727961
I don't think I'd be able to turn her down.

>> No.21728057

>>21727915
Where's my kingdom?

>> No.21728061

>>21728048
Sadly in your land the king has very little real power merely a figurehead with ceremonial duties

>> No.21728066

>>21728032
>boy in the striped pajamas would cause so many tears
Now I'm thinking of going on a sad movie marathon with a group of monstergirls

>> No.21728072

>>21728048
Kings are elected by the people not themselves and the people have spoken. Submit or be forced to submit.

>> No.21728073

>>21728032
I'm going to educate my wife on how the numbers don't add up

>> No.21728074

>>21728066
That's the meanest thing but you would get all of the cuddles.

>> No.21728083

>>21727996
She wont keep that purity once i use my incubus cock to wrench her pussy open?

>> No.21728086

>>21728074
What's mean about it they don't have to watch if they don't want to, though I might suggest they hold my hand during Marley and Me

>> No.21728089

>>21728057
In her bedroom

>> No.21728094

What does a monster do when the boy she likes finds her too cute to lewd

>> No.21728098
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