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>> No.21744178

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21744180

Artwork from ages past.

>> No.21744186

I want to marry a plantgirl!

>> No.21744190

Somewhere within the first 5 posts for holsts a best.

>> No.21744214

>>21744176
Portals soon.

>> No.21744222
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Wife a loli today!

>> No.21744229
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>tfw you get passed up by the roving monstergirl gangs looking for husbands

>> No.21744262

>>21744214
This made me think about how long I've been with my waifu.

>> No.21744278

>>21744222
Nah

>> No.21744294

I want to embarrass my waifu by making her dress up like Sailor Moon and have her do some silly poses.

>> No.21744299

>>21744294
Don't do that

>> No.21744306

>>21744294
inb4 Chibi Moon

>> No.21744315

>>21744306
No, she is a big girl. I ain't about that loli life.
>>21744299
Oh I'm going to anon and we will all enjoy it.

>> No.21744325

>>21744222
Sell me on lolis and the Sabbath, Baph-chan.

Also, my love for plantgirls had led me to see more beauty in nature, and appreciate the world around me more. Has MGE done anything positive for you?

>> No.21744330

Would you be willing to turn an evil fairy good through dick?

>> No.21744338

>>21744330
That's my goal regardless of species. Find some evil monster and make her docile with the power of cock and compliments.

>> No.21744351

>>21744330
Sure, why not?

>> No.21744406

What happens if you don't really have a preference in monstergirl? Or really even all that big of an interest or desire for a relationship? Do they just pass you up for others, then?

>> No.21744415

>>21744330
Yes.
From Imp to vanilla fairy to Titania.

>> No.21744434

>>21744406
That's where the rape/ravish/etc. comes in.
Mamono see asexuality as a disease to be cured.

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>>21744330
She would complain about how she is still EVIL yet distracted by being pregnant, getting married, raising kids, having more kids repeat over and over and over while still bringing her malevolic plans every once only to continue being a house wife and happy with the family made

>>21744406
1. Not the setting for you
2. Everyone’s slut, first come first serve

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>>21744406
>>21744229
Anon, you don't need to be interested in Huitzilopochtli; Huitzilopochtli is still interested in you!
"If it has a D, it gets the V"

>> No.21744444

>>21744325
>Has MGE done anything positive for you?
Well I got a pastebin and started to try writing some stories because of her (Although I don't write anymore ). I've tried taking better care of myself but it's only been small things so far.

>> No.21744445

>>21744434
>That's where the rape/ravish/etc. comes in.
I thought the whole "rape" part had been retconned

>> No.21744451

>>21744445
You are wrong.

>> No.21744453

>>21744445
>Quote from raped man

>> No.21744454

>>21744330
No because I don't like fairies that much, evil is best, and I don't want to dick someone I don't plan to stick with and ruin it for someone else.

>> No.21744461

>>21744445
Proactive dating.

>> No.21744462
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>>21744325
>Has MGE done anything positive for you?
Holstaurus gave me a tit-suckling fetish which I take out on my IRL gf; jury's out in whether or not this is a positive development

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https://i.imgur.com/vzjrxq3.png

>> No.21744483

>>21744473
Nice. Bottomless monstergirls getting plowed is always hot.

>> No.21744495

>>21744473
> Not fucking her in the bath to get your molasses
How many times does Miss Tanuki have to tell you, Anon, you can't just shove your dick in the workers any which way, you have to shove your dick in the workers in the approved, economy profitable way! One more infraction and you're getting a write-up! There's plenty of other men at the Dark Elf slave market who'd want an Assistant Mousefucker technician, I'll send you back there unless you straighten up and fuck right!

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>>21744406
>Or really even all that big of an interest or desire for a relationship?

No such thing for the MGE humans, they are inherently sexual beings (as noted in the kakuen profile).

>>21744445
>I thought the whole "rape" part had been retconned

You're misconstruing what KC meant. Monsters certainly take initiative and force sex, its just not meant to be seen as something traumatic, scary, etc. but rather as sexy and exhilarating.

>> No.21744508

>>21744462
If she likes it then I don't see why it wouldn't be positive.

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>>21744436
>1. Not the setting for you
Excuse you, I perfectly enjoy the cute girls.

>> No.21744527

>>21744508
>If she likes it then I don't see why it wouldn't be positive.
Well, yeah.
She doesn't.
[spoilers]Fortunately I'm much richer than her so she wisely keeps her opinions mostly to herself[/spoiler]

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>> No.21744544

>>21744498
>not meant to be seen as something traumatic, scary, etc. but rather as sexy and exhilarating.
So it's... consentual rape?
As in, not rape?
As in, the rape has been retconned?

>> No.21744547

>>21744498
Not him but KCs gone on record saying if you really don't want that then you wouldn't even find yourself in that scenario in the first place.

>> No.21744558

>>21744527
>Doesn't like basic nipple stimulation
I held a modicum of regard for human women until now.

>> No.21744568

>>21744544
It's forced, nonconsensual sex that you quickly grow to enjoy.
It's rape plus mindbreak that gradually turns more vanilla.

>> No.21744581

>>21744558
> Order women
Views anything done without clothes as disgusting, missionary position for the purposes of procreation is a necessary evil by the slimmest of margins

> Monstergirls
Put her nipple in your mouth, she immediatly orgasms, squirts half a pint of creamy aphrodisiac lactation goodness down your throat (absolutely not gay)

Yeah, I'm thinking I have a preference here

>> No.21744592

>>21744568
Monsters literally communicate feelings of genuine love during sex along with the superhuman pleasure. Its a supernatural mental experience. Its why a human who experiences it can no longer believe monsters are evil, hate humans, etc.

>> No.21744593

>>21744568
Is it really mind break if it's just a change of opinion?
Does every man get mind broken the second something introduces them to their prostate or when women get a proper introduction to non-amateurish anal?

>> No.21744613

>>21744593
Exactly, there is a big difference between "changing" (something that happens a lot in the MGE) vs. conventional "mindbreak" (which generally results in a character going semi-comatose or becoming okay with killing/enslaving their friends and family, losing basically everything that made them who they are, and so on).

>> No.21744624

>>21744593
>Is it really mind break if it's just a change of opinion?
If I remember my Darth Kreia correctly, the answer is emphatically yes. To change ones' opinions (especially ones' deeply-held ideological opinions) is almost to die, for you are no longer who you once were.

>> No.21744647

>>21744624
By that definition none of us is who we once were, we've all been mindbroken repeatedly, etc.

Also, it's important to point out that when people change their ideology about hating monsters in the MGE, it's as much because they realize said ideology is based on lies as it is anything else. The pleasure just makes the realization easier to accept.

>> No.21744657

>>21744441
If a girl was interested in me, I'd probably be like "what are you, blind or retarded?"

>> No.21744662

>>21744657
>immediately insult her intelligence
kek

>> No.21744665

>>21744647
This. You die every moment of every second if you run by that logic which either means life has no meaning so quit bitching about that or death has no meaning in which case second verse same as the first.

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Kumihos

>> No.21744682

How the fuck does one bully the shorties and not expect them to get horny enough to fuck you till you faint? Did you even consider their masochistic potential?

>> No.21744684

>>21744624
To quote the mage from Another Story of Fallen Maidens:

>“Tonight I’ll use the power of that ‘sword’ to stop being human. I won’t have to suffer through disease anymore. But saying that, I won’t stop being me.

>> No.21744688

>>21744665
>constantly dying every second of every minute
metal

>> No.21744695

>>21744676
Here! Take this polar bear liver from the freezer! It tastes way better than my alcohol damaged one!

>> No.21744704

>>21744682
They could be the ones getting fucked at every chance
>Gets in the counter to reach something with the ass in the air
>IMAGINE

>> No.21744713

>>21744657
>If a girl was interested in me, I'd probably be like "what are you, blind or retarded?"
This is part of why I like lowly slimes the best. Being loved by one of them doesn't break my suspension of disbelief, because when you ask them "Are you blind or retarded?" the answer is "Yes!"

>> No.21744721

I want an enthusiastic masochistic submissive mamono to try and seduce me!

>> No.21744724

>>21744665
>die every moment of every second
>Your entire life is little deaths
Somewhere a hakutaku just orgasmed. Harder than she already was, apparently.

>> No.21744727

>>21744684
I love the idea of helping sick or disabled people with monsterization/incubization. Was one of the potential ideas for my pslime waifu before what i settled on.

>> No.21744735

>>21744682
I never once expected that to not be the case. All you do after that is pick then up by their legs while they try to reach you with their short tiny arms or hang them from their horns by a hat tree or off your coat hanger using their belts or shoelaces or just truss them up using your thanks giving turkeys and superior inherent strength from your size advantage. Or just walk away really really fast while they try to keep up with their stubby legs.
Just bully them till they get angry and try to retaliate and then bully them more for how ineffectual their anger is.
Maybe make one of those post modern balancing mobiles out of the various hanging ways available if you have enough of them though I imagine it'll be hard finding child overalls in a size big enough for their fat asses. Stack the extras up into a general bed shaped mound and take a nap or invite over that exceeding tall and built holst neighbor that's been dropping hints and do her on your new bed.
The skys the limit because they're so damn short they'll never reach it.

>> No.21744740

>>21744657
Looks like she’ll have to show you how interested she is

>> No.21744741

>>21744682
You don't understand, anon. That was the plan all along.

>> No.21744747

>>21744684
> Stopping being human doesn't stop you being you
"Well that's just, like, your opinion, man"

(And that's fine. This is a philosophical question and a person can opt for whichever ONTOLOGICAL definition they are comfortable with. Personally I get off on the terrible strangeness of a crisis of self, so I'm happy to embrace the idea that something *is* fundamentally changed and you and your new waifu have to work out how to deal with that)

>> No.21744752

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please take care that your automaton's audio drivers don't get corrupted.
It can lead to things like her voice pitch changing, new languages being added, or even accents being added!

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>>21744735
Some people just lack creativity

>> No.21744756

>>21744657
I'd say something more along the lines of "You have really strange tastes in men if you're interested in me."

>> No.21744759

>>21744752
>"I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE"
help.

>> No.21744761

>>21744176
Class President Ryu is so elegant and graceful!
I better not release these photos I have of her sneaking peeks into the boys locker room!

>> No.21744764

>>21744657
I prefer to keep it nice and simple by genuinely asking "Why?"

>> No.21744774

>>21744294
>not dressing up as Tuxedo Mask to help her get used to her costume
>video tape a second rate sailor moon porn parody
>then release the video of said night as an email to her work

>> No.21744785

>>21744764
> Lust-crazed MG just grabs your shaft in her big meaty paws and twiddles it around like a joystick
"I like these. Yours smells tasty."

>> No.21744794

>>21744761
Sneaking peeks on Ryu-chan changing!

>> No.21744803

>>21744785
>Lust-crazed
>Coherent speech
>A response that approaches reasonable
That's not lust-crazed. Someone needs to show her how it's done.

>> No.21744810

>>21744735
God bless shortstacks.

>> No.21744814

>>21744735
>Do the thing where you put your hand on their forehead and they windmill
>Only they get a hold of your dick because it's sticking out
Fug.

>> No.21744826

>>21744814
What are they going to do? Jerk me off?

>> No.21744827

Could someone point me to the nearest Sabbath recruiter?

>> No.21744832

>>21744759
But I don't have a bike and I don't wear boots during summer

>> No.21744836

>>21744826
> Quote from jerked man

>> No.21744840

>>21744827
Look down

>> No.21744847

>>21744827
No idea, boss. Have this completely unrelated flyer, though.

>> No.21744874

>>21744754
>88lbs and 4'9"
That's hay bale weight. I feel those numbers are off by that alone.
>>21744810
They need it, anon. They don't have much else going for them.
>>21744814
A gentleman's fly is never undone.

>> No.21744887

>>21744840
What, is she right up next to me?

>>21744847
Oh, a tea party in the park? Sounds lovely!

>> No.21744913

>>21744874
Shortstacks have tons going for them. Its just bullying happens to be the biggest and best thing going for them.

>> No.21744916

>>21744836
Jokes on her, because if she does that I'll end up cumming all over face.

>> No.21744923

>>21744916
Joke's on you because if you cum on her face that only makes her more powerful!

>> No.21744927

>>21744923
fug

>> No.21744958

>>21744923
Different anon, but what if I start fingering her while she's jerking me off?

>> No.21744966

>>21744803
>Lust-crazed
>Coherent speech
>A response that approaches reasonable
Maybe she's an Owl Mage

>> No.21744979

>>21744966
>>21744785
>Big meaty paws
Not likely.

>> No.21744983

>>21744966
>Maybe she's an Owl Mage
Who?

>> No.21744995

>>21744983
Owl Mages are noted to remain reasonable and coherent while lust-crazed

>> No.21744999

>>21744995
>Owl Mages
Who?

>> No.21745004

>>21744995
>Not getting the owl pun
Cheshires are disappointed in you

>> No.21745011

>>21745004
>>21744999
O fug, I'm retarded
Also nice numerals

>> No.21745029

>>21745004
I wonder if that joke would annoy owl mages insofar as they're capable of being annoyed?

>> No.21745038

>>21745029
>insofar as they're capable of being annoyed?
I seem to recall the original Kaepora Gaebora got annoyed if you threw bombs at him

>> No.21745047

I have a personal issue with owl mages.

>> No.21745048

>>21745047
I use owl mages as a personal tissue

>> No.21745057

>>21745048
More power to you, man.

>> No.21745085

What's the appeal of paizuri?
How could breasts feel as good as a mouth, a pussy, thigh, or an ass?

>> No.21745093

>>21745047
What is the nature of this issue?
Sustained erection? Semen overproduction? Loss of inhibitions?

>> No.21745098

>>21745093
Dude just hates getting lost in the woods. Every goddamn time with those birds.

>> No.21745102

>>21745085
Trying to logically explain a fetish is a fools' errand, anon.
The thought of ramming my dick deep into pillowy cleavage and seeing those mounds jiggle as I unload in the snug depths gives me a raging erection. It's just cause and effect, I don't gotta explain shit.

>> No.21745104

>>21745093
I dated a 3DPD who turned out to be an owl otherkin. Can't think of owlgirls without thinking of her.

>> No.21745112

>>21745102
Fair enough.
I have more than a few fetishes I don't bring up on here, even if I feel they're relevant, because I know most people would either not be into then or be turned off by them.

>> No.21745113

>>21745102
>the snug depths
Is that what Yetis are calling it now?

>> No.21745145

>>21745113
> The cleavage canyon
> The paizuri pit
> The boobie breach
> The sweatermeat schism
> The mammary mine
> The ejaculation excavation
> The gorge between the globes
> The ample abyss
> The hole in the honkers
> The ravishable ravine
> The fuggable fissure
> The creamable crevasse
> The-
CHESHIRE STOP SHITPOSTING /HBG/

>> No.21745147

>>21745104
I'm sorry but reading this made me laugh out loud

>> No.21745151

>>21745147
It's fine, I laugh about it from time to time, too.

>> No.21745152

>>21745104
Did you at least make her IRL ERP as a semen demon?

>> No.21745162

>>21745152
We dated for a week, and she left me because she got weird vibes from me. Like, my aura was "wrong" or something.

>> No.21745167

>>21744676
Cummy hoes.

>> No.21745170

>>21745162
...Did you at least put that one week to good use and make her IRL ERP as a semen demon?

>> No.21745184

>>21745170
Sadly, no.

>> No.21745186

>>21745113
>TFW no yeti squishies to be your comfdump

>> No.21745195

>>21744325
I now consider more types of animal to be cute.
Goats and cows in particular.

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>> No.21745261

>>21744624
>"Master, please just try them. I promise you'll enjoy it, and they're good for you."
>"C'mon, Kiki, I'm set in my ways. I didn't like them when my own mom made them for me when I was young, I don't think anything's changed."
>"Just one!"
>"Can't I just get a frozen piz-"
>"Absolutely not."
>"But-"
>"Please Master? Just as a favor, to me. I worked really hard on them, you know. You have to get the roasting just right."
>"Okay, okay, I get it. Don't turn on the puppy dog eyes."
>Anon tries the lovingly-prepared brussel sprouts. At first he's apprehensive, but soon...he comes to enjoy them
>Poor guy has a split second of realization before his eyes roll back into his skull, face contorted into an awkward ahegao at the deliciousness of his maid's home cooking. She smiles awkwardly, appreciative of his cooperation and enjoyment of her food but slightly preturbed at the sight.
>Truly, the mindbreaking abilities of a kiki are not to be underestimated.

>> No.21745306

>>21745253
Okay then.

>> No.21745327

i've been out a few months, what are the newest profiles?

>> No.21745329

>>21745306
Mate with the fluffy harpy. Do it now.
https://exhentai.org/s/8ad5148de4/1450283-75

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>>21745327
Last thing that you remember?

>> No.21745334

>>21745327
KC is working on vidya, no profiles.

>> No.21745335

I hate hellhounds

>> No.21745340

>>21745332
Hobo-girl was the most recent one, I think. But not quite sure.
>>21745334
huh

>> No.21745348

>there isn't a timeline of profile releases on the wiki
that seems like a pretty obvious way to sort the things, honestly

>> No.21745349
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Has there been any new gremlin art/stories recently?

>> No.21745353

>>21745253
Very soft bird, but she needs to move into a house with her husband for her baby.

>> No.21745363

>>21745335
That probably only makes them more smug.

>> No.21745389

>tfw if portals open and humanity gets isekai's to MGE-land or vice versa, my wife would immediately sign up for monsterization

>> No.21745390

>>21745349
I wish those were my giant robot hands holding her.

>> No.21745404

>>21745349
not really
cant even remember the last time we even had a gremlin story

>> No.21745409

>>21745404
I wrote one last Halloween.

>> No.21745421 [DELETED] 

>>21745348
the wiki is full of crayon eating retards that dont think to include basic shit like "date of release".

>> No.21745426

>>21745340

KC's making an RPG Maker game.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1140588021554675712

>> No.21745427

>>21745421
nevermind. I am a crayon eating retard who cant read.

>> No.21745432

>>21745426
i want to violently breed that werecat and give her a big litter of kittens!

>> No.21745437

>>21744581
Once the chief god monsterizes, the Order is going to be a religion based off of keeping a demure appearance while fucking like crazy in private. I’d love to see monster girl features integrated into stereotypically “Order” clothes, like a Succ’s tail draped over a hoop skirt designed to mesh her tail and with matching designs going all the way around and her horns integrated into a fancy wig or hat.

>> No.21745441

>>21745427
Hey, now. Just because you eat crayons doesn't mean you're retarded. In fact, many crayon eaters go on to have long fulfilling careers in the marines.

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Reminder that Ancient Evil Monsters can only be stopped by a team of Anons in power ranger outfits.

>> No.21745446

>>21745389
Sounds like a good wife.

>> No.21745452

>>21745442
What happens if you infect a paladin with a parasite slime and give her a cursed sword at the same time

>> No.21745455

>>21745452
A duel over who keeps the host.

>> No.21745458

>>21745442
Return the blade. Complete the circle.

>> No.21745459

>>21744727
For example, if a girl lost her legs due to an accident, there’s a lot of options to help her. For some reason, though some seem better than others. Why is it making her a lamia or a mermaid seems so straightforward, but making her a tritonia or a centaur seem so bizarre?

>> No.21745468

>>21745459
>Why is it making her a lamia or a mermaid seems so straightforward, but making her a tritonia or a centaur seem so bizarre?
Cloaca>no cloaca.

>> No.21745475

>>21745404
I think my roullete was october or november
Ill chack later

>> No.21745478

>>21745184
It she came back as an Owl Mage after the portals opened and was still single, would you? Even just once?

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>>21745442
What about the joke villains, that show up almost every episode and always end up getting into trouble?

Like the time they sneak into Red Ranger's closet to ambush him while he's got no armor and naked, only to realize he's packing and they freeze up?

>> No.21745487

>>21745441
True.

>>21745452
They merge together and make a superpowerful monster called the Slime Sword Carrier. Her strikes able to infect women into more slime sword carriers.

>> No.21745488

>>21745261
That kiki needs to quit watching so much Shokugeki no Soma

>> No.21745492

>>21745446
Yep!
Were the monsterization based on her preferences, she'd become a Kobold, Cheshire, Kitsune of some sort, or White Horn.
Were it based on my preferences, she'd become an Alraune, Barometz, Dryad, or Flow Kelp.
Were it based on our shared fetishes and sexual tastes, she'd become a Cheshire, Alice, Dark Matter, or Slime Carrier.

>> No.21745497

>>21745478
No. We haven't spoken in years, and beyond the weirdness around it all, really were incompatible. I don't even remember her name.

>> No.21745498

>>21745389
Which species?

>> No.21745500

>>21745442
What about rider anons?

>> No.21745501

>>21745492
Shared fetishes sounds like the most likely so which one of those four would you chose?

>> No.21745506

>>21745468
That must be it.

>> No.21745508

>>21745498
>>21745492

>> No.21745513

>>21745501
Any of them would be nice, but especially Slime Carrier.

>> No.21745518

>>21745492
>>21745501
>>21745508
Phantoms can make their illusions come to life and make those around them “roleplay” along with them right? Imagine if a Phantom let you and your wife test each species to see which you enjoy the most before committing to a species.

>> No.21745539

>>21745518
That would be pretty nice. I think she'd really enjoy me fucking her as an Alice.
Regardless of anything else, we'd probably buy some of those Wonderland temporary lolification potions.

>> No.21745549

>>21745513
good choice. getting a phantom though would also be a great idea.

>> No.21745550
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>"I love you, anon!"
>"You're the bestest, big brother a girl could ever hope for!"

>> No.21745553

>>21745550
I'm the youngest child in my family, I don't know how this would feel.

>> No.21745558

>>21745550
Wholesome. I hope she finds a good boy.

>> No.21745559

>>21745553
Same here

>> No.21745582

>>21745553
I'm the oldest in mine, and I could never do the whole older brother thing. The daddy thing however...

>> No.21745614

>>21745553
I'm an only child with both of my parents working. It's like I'm autistic in that kind of area, I never can relate to any 'family feelings'. Probably reason why I never understood the appeal of daughterus

>> No.21745618

>>21745550
>tfw an older brother in my family
Damn it why does this do things to me

>> No.21745630

>>21745332
> Placid Ocelomeh
[Suspicion intensifies]

>> No.21745646

>>21745558
Bapho-chan doesn't want a boy. She wants a grown man to show her a good time in bed.

>> No.21745657

>>21745630

they're very rare but they do exist. Just like Satyros who don't drink, Cheshires who don't prank, and Scylla whose ass isn't quite as good as the one in the profile picture and are insecure because of it.

>> No.21745660

>>21745657
Cheshire cuddlecats are the best ones

>> No.21745678

>>21745660
>Doesn't intentionally prank you.
>she just likes to teleport near you for impromptu hugs.

>> No.21745679

>>21745657
There’s always Echidna-born variations.

>> No.21745684
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I think my Demon is broken.

>> No.21745689

>>21745332
So basically Ocelomeh minus everything that makes Ocelomeh great.

>> No.21745693

>>21745657
I don't disagree.
The problem is just that for any given *apparently* non-rapetrain Mexican, the probability that you are being lured into a ruse is much higher than the probability that you struck unobtanium.

They're bringing crime, they're bringing rape; they're not sending their best.

>> No.21745702

Theres talk about yetis, yuki onna and white horns saving men from fressing to death
But what about desert reigons? What about losing your way in the sands and being saved by a scorpion girl or mummies that take you to an anubis?

>> No.21745704

>>21745693
ebin

>> No.21745706

>>21744406
There's plenty of Monstergirls that will throw you into a pit of ravenous "everything with a dick gets licked" rape-bugs if you don't react to *them personally* in a positive manner.

So you have to ask yourself: are you gonna French kiss the Night Gaunt, or are you gonna get thrown into the Devil Bug swarm? 'Cos the semen's coming out of you one way or another, you can be assured of that

>> No.21745707

>>21745702
They're encroaching on sandworm territory. Tell them to cease and desist immediately.

>> No.21745708

Besides canine types, would other species be afraid of thunder?

>> No.21745713

>>21745684
You're right; that's a shamefully modest bust for a list demon.
Looks like we let this one out of the Oven of Sin a little too early. Please return her to P.O. Box 5311 and we'll dispatch a replacement that's risen correctly

>> No.21745718

>>21745713
That sounds like a pain. Can't you just send me some sin oil so I can bake her in my own oven or something?

>> No.21745720

>>21745702
I would like a travelling pharaoh carriage to find me

>> No.21745725

>>21745718
Lust demons come with their own internal Oven of Sin; if you don't want to wait for a replacement we recommend putting a bun in her oven and concentrating really hard on oppai loli while you, erm, deposit the batter.

>> No.21745740

>>21745720
>”Yes Madame Pharaoh! Our citizens’ welfare has grown tremendously over the past year thanks to your rule!”
>Cart thumps like it hit something hard
>”What was that?”
>’I shall personally investigate.’
>Discover that the royal carriage ran over an Anon
>’Vizier Anubis, why is this man parched and lying in the middle of the road?’
>”U-uh? W-well, I-I”
>’YOU WILL ENSURE HE RETURNS TO HIS HEALTH’
>”Yes your royal highness.”
>’Also, make sure to clean him up before you present him to me. I sense a diamond in the rough~’

>> No.21745741

>>21745725
Seems reasonable. Only question is how much batter do i put in her oven?

>> No.21745748

>>21745713
Can’t I just send in my answer on the back of a $20 bill and mail it to the Demon Tower in downtown?

>> No.21745750
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>>21745725
It worked!

>> No.21745751

>>21745492
Does your wife actually know about MGE or are you just saying this based on her personality? If she does know how did she find out, did you introduce her or something?

I personally cannot imagine ever telling someone I know about this series, even extremely degenerate porn would be easier to explain in my opinion

>> No.21745753

>>21745741
All of it. More batter actually aids in the sinning process.*

*Warning, filling your lust demon with batter may increase your own sin ratio as well.

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>>21745751
Wow I typed that like a retard but I hope the point got across

>> No.21745767

>>21745482
Or that he's ripped and heavily scarred under the armour. On that topic how would monstergirls react to men with scars. Of course most chicks dig em but mg's might have a different opinion given their protectiveness

>> No.21745776

>>21745492
>Alice
why don't you have a seat over there anon.

>> No.21745780

>>21745767
Hard. Core. Healing. They'd probably still like touch and gush over them, but rather than "You're so cool!" it'd be more "You poor thing! No one's going to hurt you again!" Even the ones that don't normally momdom or that ilk.

>> No.21745788
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>>21745751
I unironically think that most women would be happier if their man likes MGE than if he likes classical D&D.
Women understand what motivates a man to look at porn. Women do not understand what motivates a man to play D&D.
That a man is a degenerate pervert is forgivable - almost expected, even. That a man spends hours every weekend in a basement rolling dice with the low-status scum of the earth, less so.

Source: Have a fiancé, in the spirit of marital absolute honesty I admitted I wrote Monstergirls smut, her response was basically an endeared "Boys will be boys". To be honest I think she was more impressed that I'd once been creative and motivated enough to write something than disgusted at the topic.

>> No.21745790

>>21745753
Good to know then. I must know if my actions would have any effects on my future daughters?

>> No.21745807

>>21745788
Its also not like monsterization would be bad for women at all either. Beyond incapability/utter revulsion to cheat, a women's personality is left 100% in tact.

>> No.21745810

>>21745780
>>21745767
Depends on the monster.
You can probably make salamanders and lizardgirls and minotaurs and cursed swords cream themselves by describing the specifics of how you got each scar. Crow Tengus and Hakutakus too, maybe; the literary Monstergirls will pretend they're being Herodotus, chronicaling the biography of their husbands, but while they're doing it they're dripping wet at the thought of how this Actual Action Hero is going to be rawdogging lil' old them later this evening.

>> No.21745824

>>21745807
Monsterisation is... not my least *favorite* aspect of the setting, but certainly my least *interesting* aspect of the setting.
Give me the choice between a monsterised woman and an MG that was born a monster, I'll pick the second one every time. The alien-ness is a turn-on for me; if I'm going to be dicking something exquisitely strange, I'd rather it be exquisitely strange in both mind and body. An MG that's been human until 5 minutes ago is just like, eh, what's the point of her being a monster then.

>> No.21745827

>>21745767
Sally's big sister would think you're pretty cool.

>> No.21745828
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>>21745329
fluffy harpy?

>> No.21745829

>>21745828
I want to go digging to find out where the feathers end and her skin begins.

>> No.21745830

>>21745828
Big. Owl .Fluff.

>> No.21745833

>>21745788
That's pretty impressive that you were able to admit it to her, though. A testament to the strength of your relationship.

I'm probably going to take my monster girl fetish to my grave.
>With some friends at the bookstore, check out the manga section
>A copy of MGE is there
>they find it
>"This is so terrible, why would anyone like this? This is supposed to be sexy?"
>gotta be like "Haha yeah guys what the fuck!"

For various reasons, I don't talk to them much anymore, but it just reinforces in my mind how absolutely niche our fetish is.

>> No.21745834

Devil Survivor MGE Edition.

>> No.21745838

>>21745824
This. Probably reason why I couldn't get the appeal of species like pslime or those kitsune-sukis, or whatever it's called

>> No.21745841

>>21745830
I wonder how hard is it to clean her thick feathers once you cum nice big hot sticky ropes over them?

>> No.21745846

>>21745834
Funnily enough, I came across something similar to that in KC's site while searching for stories to translate. It was more like MGE version of Shin Megami Tensei but whatever, I ain't doing it, it looked long as hell

>> No.21745856

>>21745838
Thats fine and an understandable reason. Me personally i like the idea of pslimes due to how much female pleasure they give to the women during infection and the potential flexibility in sex and life they have after being infected.

>> No.21745861

>>21745846
>MGE version of Shin Megami Tensei
>Chaos route is strength through husband rape
>Law route is ripped straight out of the Extremist Faction manifesto with an Order aesthetic and more haughty.
I can roll with it.

>> No.21745874

>>21745708
Literally any that are based on land animals. They all go to ground and hide it out when thunder and lighting rolls around. Fish don't need to for obvious reasons.

>> No.21745878

>>21745841
Why would you cum on them when you should be cumming in her

>> No.21745879

>>21745702
We need a camel girl

>> No.21745885

>>21745828
> Only part of her body that emerges from the fluff is tits
Truly the owls are most wise

>> No.21745892

If you are white don't ask a black parrot girl if she wants a cracker, she will take that as an invitation to sex

>> No.21745895

>>21745824
Too me it doesn’t really matter is she was born or monsterized

>> No.21745901

>>21745846
What’s stories have you translated I’m interested in reading some

>> No.21745902
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>>21745828
I heard the King James Bible translates "lilith" as "the screeching owl". What does this mean in regards to the position of owls in the hierarchy of Monster Girls?

>> No.21745906

>>21745879
With front-humps.
Please with front-humps.
Don't lactation-block me again like you did with Apsara, KC.
I will never not be mad.

>> No.21745907

>>21745878
Variety is the spice of life and everyone loves a well-basted bird.

>> No.21745916

>>21745892
Fuck don't do this to me I don't need my jungle fever and monstergirls mixing

>> No.21745917

>>21745902
That's a cute owl

>> No.21745918

>>21745917
She is the first wife of Adam (now divorced) say something nice about her.

>> No.21745919
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21745919

pit pat put

>> No.21745922

>>21745919
Fuck off Ace

>> No.21745924

>>21745919
Cute zapps

>> No.21745925
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>>21745916
>Come here, Sahib~
>Let me show you the pleasure arts of my mother and her mother before her~

>> No.21745929
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I like aquatic girls. Want to explore their biomes and stuff.

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>>21745929
Life is much better
Down where it's wetter!

>> No.21745934

>>21745902
Not much. She got the name for her night flights in search of prey not her looks. If anything it would be a status boost to nocturnals.

>> No.21745936

>>21745901
Only really short loli-medusa one, I think I have posted on the previous thread but whatever, here it is

https://pastebin.com/cTtCYziz

I'm currently translating a short Cheshire one, I know I said I'd do the Wight ones but I came across really nice story so I'm just doing it anyway

>> No.21745937
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>>21745929
I'd like to explore some biomes too, if you know what I mean.

>> No.21745939

>>21745933
Every time I see this image I hear Vordt's theme. I don't know why.

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>>21745937
I believe I do, yes.

>> No.21745948

>>21745895
>>21745942
> Her eyes have horizontal octopus-pupils
I played the entire game without noticing, but now that I do it freaks me the fuck out

>> No.21745954

>>21745937
>>21745942
Yeah seeing the many unique features of the ocean floor does sound fun

>> No.21745958

>>21745954
Yes. If only we had someone who had realized the potential of making a Monster Girl version of Subnautica.
>be human male
>crash on an aquatic planet
>every organism is biologically female
Just add some mamanobama and voila.

>> No.21745959

>>21745948
Animal looking are the best. Love me some goat side 8 and cat slit.

>> No.21745977

Twin buttslut maids.

>> No.21745979

>>21745977
That's boring. Give me one that likes it up the butt and another that likes it on her chest or in/on her face.

>> No.21745997

Is it wrong to blue ovary monsters?

>> No.21746000

How about patching up a dragons torn wing?

>> No.21746002

>>21746000
What material would you use? Parachute canvas?

>> No.21746005
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>>21745997
Yes, don’t do that

>>21746000
It just heals back

Stop with the dumb prompts

>> No.21746006

>>21746005
>It just heals back
But she needs me to kiss it better

>> No.21746007

>>21745997
Wrong? No. It is a dangerous game, however. I hear you can inky even kind of get away with it with unicorns long term.

>> No.21746010

>>21746006
It will heal faster, duh!

>> No.21746015

>>21746005
True it heals back
But have you ever thought about taking care of a monster as she regenerates?
Id imagine the would like their husband doing things while they heal from heavy damage

>> No.21746016

>>21745997
Only do it to your childhood friend

>> No.21746021

>>21746015
I'm good at sewing so I'd love to help patch up zombies for a living that sounds like a good way to help monsters

>> No.21746033
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21746033

What do I have to do to impress a kunoichi kitsune to dick her and marry? I'm afraid that lifting ain't enough

>> No.21746035

If only I could have a hellhound to wake up next to in bed, her barbecue scented sweat filling the whole room.

>> No.21746039

>>21746033
Sneak up on her

>> No.21746040

>>21746033
Sneak the ring onto her finger without her noticing. That would impress her.

>> No.21746042

>>21745977
>>21745979
Mermaids have cloacas, anons. By technical definition they're all buttsluts.

>> No.21746047

>>21746021
And when those zombies wight I bet you will have a fun time when they give you their thanks

>> No.21746052

>>21746047
How would they wight I'd only be holding their hands as I sew back on fingers or maybe hugging as I test if my lines will hold on her arm. Just normal contact nothing weird

>> No.21746064

>>21746052
Different anon, not saying you'd be a hack at stitches but as far as zombie repair goes wouldn't the best stitch for the job just be a basic widely placed baseball stitch that went to the bone and back? Most contact with the flesh for the most strength with it being super easy to tighten properly. If it was just the skin holding it all together that'd be fairly weak considering it already fell off when it was whole and more solidly secure.

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>> No.21746088

>>21746080
Hellhounds are cute as heck

>> No.21746101

>>21746035
That sweaty hellhound is gonna use you as a daki. Watch out, you might become addicted to her scent

>> No.21746124

>https://i.imgur.com/1XC7PGa.jpg
protect your daughterus smile, anons.

>> No.21746127
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>>21746124
Don't indulge them too much though.

>> No.21746144

I am a firm believer that snakes have an uncontestable right to coil around the man they fancy without requiring his consent.
Coiling is as vital of an action to snakes as socializing is to humans.

>> No.21746147

>>21746144
Gee, I wonder who can be behind this post.

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>>21746127
be especially careful with cats

>> No.21746150

>>21746144
Socializing isn't vital it's just something we like to do. Coil rights revoked.

>> No.21746151

>>21746144
Cant they just coil around a daki?

>> No.21746153

>>21746147
Don’t be racist anon, it’s their culture

>> No.21746159

>>21746148
Why does she have cubes?

>> No.21746160

>>21746153
Non-consensual coiling is rape!
Lamias needs to be kept in check.

>> No.21746164

>>21746144
BIG SNAKE COILS

>> No.21746169

>>21746159
why don't you?

>> No.21746173

>>21746169
Why would I even need cubes

>> No.21746181

>tazers are more effective the more muscular the area they contact.
>lamia tails are almost entirely muscle
Just taze lamias. They'll stop spasming and cramping and slither it off after a half hour or so.

>> No.21746185

>>21746159
Everyone wants cubes, don't you watch superhero movies?

>> No.21746188

>>21746173
Cubism.

>> No.21746192

>>21746181
Don't bully the snakes

>> No.21746193

>>21746192
Taze their cloacas.

>> No.21746196

>>21746185
>>21746188
If I bring her a cube would she respect me

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>>21746160
>>21746181
>>21746193
Chill

>>21746185
Tesseract, and what else?
Also it was more of a box because it had something inside

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21746201

I want to use a meaty dumb zombie to satisfy my cosplay fetish.

>> No.21746203

>>21746198
Chilling lamia is lethal. Even I'm not that mean.

>> No.21746208

>>21746198
>Tesseract
The Mother Boxes

>> No.21746211

>>21746201
Zombies aren't dumb just just mortally challenged

>> No.21746213
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>>21746208
>Boxes
Do you find this funny?

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>>21746213
Not particularly, the movie sucked ass.

>> No.21746222

>>21746218
those are amazing wings

>> No.21746223

>>21746211
They are airheaded cuties and I want a patchwork harem of them.

>> No.21746228

What about hypercubes? That's like 8 cubes in one.

>> No.21746232

>>21746228
What do you do with them?

>> No.21746234

>>21746223
Zombies really are cute and they try their best

>> No.21746235

Would sticking your dick into a mimic's key hole be like fucking a cube?

>> No.21746237

>>21746234
Give your zombiefu a teacup to protect!

>> No.21746243

>>21746235
How small is your dick if you cam fit it in that hole?

>> No.21746245

>>21746243
Treasure chests don't have small key holes

>> No.21746251

>>21746232
Hypercubism.

>> No.21746252

>>21746237
I'd rather give her a Wight daughteru to protect

>> No.21746253

>>21746235
I think their chests are more oblong rectangles than cubes.

>> No.21746256

>>21746243
It gets bigger. You just have to push really hard.

>> No.21746265

Guys why the fuck are you talking about cubes cubes aren't monstergirls, the only monstergirl cube I can think of is a confused slime

>> No.21746275

>>21746265
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Gelatinous Cube-chan

>> No.21746278
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I want my 32 mouse neighbors to invite me to the beach, only to get molested by them while we’re in the water!

>> No.21746279

>>21746265
The cube is the literally most perfect geometrical shape.

>> No.21746282

>>21746279
>The cube is the literally most perfect geometrical shape.
I think you mean triangle

>> No.21746283

>>21746278
Why go in the water? They're already wet.

>> No.21746284

>>21746278
>squeak

>> No.21746288

>>21746278
iddy biddy maus tiddy

>> No.21746292

>>21746282
>triangle
>it's not even three dimensional
I bet an Anubis is just trying to defend the foolish obsession with pyramids.

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>>21746265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7rw9gqfZow

>>21746278
>Salt water and sand all over the place
Atleast a pool otherwise no, the wet sounds of smacking while mating pressing are hot I will take the cake rat

>> No.21746296

>>21746275
>Gelatinous Cube-chan
She tries her best and she is really cute

>> No.21746299

>>21746292
When I said Triangle I meant anything triangular from a square pyramid to a triangular prism or even a triangular pyramid

>> No.21746317

>>21746295
>>21746278
>Ywn have a mouse harem that’s half eager lovey-dovey imouto and half busty-rapey nee-san
God I love both these mouse types too much. I could never settle for just one.

>> No.21746325

>>21746295
Fat rat tats where it's at. Want to get ridden by a bunch of meaty mice delinquents for several hours

>> No.21746329

Which MG would be best for travelling the cold expanses of deep space with? You get a Cobra Mk3 to make the journey.

>> No.21746360

>>21746329
Ghost
Already dead, can wander outside the vessel at any moment with no problem
Already floating
Doesn't require sustainance

>> No.21746385

The good thing about having your shog assimilate the whole mansion is that you can have a shog mouthpussy appear in the wall on command

>> No.21746387

What would a shog daughteru be like?

>> No.21746403

>>21744544
It's Japanese porn-style rape. "It's rape but you come to like it and after the initial surprise it's not really that bad."

>> No.21746409

>>21746385
Now I can't stop thinking about some eldritch horror house where you just go around fucking random objects in the house. The doors, the walls, and don't even get me started on the beds.

>> No.21746410

>>21746409
>eldritch horror house
>where you just go around fucking random objects in the house
As far as Eldritch horror goes that sounds positively un-horrifying

>> No.21746420

>>21746387
Shoggoths aren't born, they're summoned from non-Euclidean space.
So... with a wisdom beyond her years

>> No.21746454

I'm horribly sick, and my Ushi Oni waifu thinks I'm dying (she doesn't know how to treat human illnesses)

>> No.21746457

>>21746410
I mean, to any normal person that place would be creepy as fuck.
The layout makes no sense, rooms that should go into one another don't, everything has a purple haze to it, you can hear something in the walls pulsating and molding itself, the paintings are something you cannot even understand, it's way to big on the inside from what it should be possible when looking from the outside, a two story building shouldn't have 5+ stairs going up to different stories, you don't remember the outside looking like it does when looking through a window, you hear someone humming a low melody as you walk through the house, you swear you can see something out of the corner of your eyes moving.

And her husband loves it. Or well, considering she let you in and everything, her soon to be husband.

>> No.21746464

>>21746454
Ushi milk will fix it

>> No.21746493

>>21746464
Massive milky spidercow mammaries!

>> No.21746499

>>21746457
I think I want my shog mansion to look like a normal mansion. Basically everything is normal, but furniture and whatnot can still emerge from the floor/walls ect

>> No.21746512

>>21746499
Now where's the fun in that anon?
If you're going to have a eldritch waifu you gotta live the eldritch lifestyle.

>> No.21746529

>>21746512
For me, too much eldritch is not eldritch

>> No.21746556

>>21746493
>Ushi Oni mom didn't know how to make a proper seal for her newborn daughter
>the seal suppressed her lust to the public
>but did nothing to stop her lust in private
>Ushi Oni daughter becomes chubby, heavy-breasted NEET with every fetish imaginable, but no real world experience with any of them

>> No.21746558

>>21746556
Cute spider NEET!...that could still rape you if she wanted

>> No.21746564

Would you be okay with Kiki cops?
After all cops are meant to serve and protect, both of which Kiki's are great at. They also look stellar in uniform.

>> No.21746575

>>21746564
I'd be her buddy cop

>> No.21746581

>>21746420
sounds cute

>> No.21746615
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Summer explosion

>> No.21746620

>>21746558
If she had the courage. But she'd have to leave her room first, and stop masterbating to hand holding hentais

>> No.21746627

>>21746615
Sounds unbearably hot and humid

>> No.21746629

>>21745702
What about desert yetis? The desert gets cold at night too

>> No.21746631

>>21746615
A Steelim and a Salamander?

>> No.21746635

>>21746575
>Anon good cop subordinate to a bad cop Kiki sheriff

>> No.21746644

>>21746620
Gonna shitpost with her online!

>> No.21746654

>>21746564
Being a cop is hard work, can a kikimora handle it?

>> No.21746659

>>21746654
She's hard as nails. In old country also clean up much crime.

>> No.21746675

>>21746644
>some how, you manage to get in contact with her over 4chan
>you share protonmails, that's when you realize she's actually a girl (monstergirl)
>Hit it off very well online, actually arrange a meet up!
>she gets flaky about it numerous times, but you're always accommodating
>eventually she sets a solid time and location, the mall food court nearby both of you
>when you meet her, she has her hoodie pulled over her unpolished and mishapened horns, trying to hide her unwashed and wild hair, and her seal goes behind her glasses
>she's blushing and shaking the whole time

>> No.21746676

>>21746659
>She's hard as nails
She need a partner to mellow her out

>> No.21746689
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>>21746676
Kiki in the neon lights of Monster Girl Miami!

>> No.21746699
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>>21746675
You know what you must do.

>> No.21746713

>>21744676
Are the best.

>> No.21746714

>図鑑RPG以外にも、触手の森で人間の女の子が魔物娘になるまで調教するゲームもちょろっと作り掛けてたけど、やっぱり魔物娘を嫁にしてエロい事するゲームが先だよねって!(魔物娘図鑑内の王道的に考えて)
>In addition to the pictorial RPG, I also made games to train until a human girl becomes a demon girl in the tentacle forest, but after all, a game in which she is an erotic girl with a demon girl is the first thing ! (Think like a royal road in the demon girl picture book)
Based KC.

>> No.21746719

>>21746675
Cute and busty spider NEET
Gonna take her to a movie and dinner

>> No.21746725

That's gross

>> No.21746738

>>21746689
I think my kiki is broken

>> No.21746747

>>21745348
Guess I'll start working on that today.

>> No.21746758

>>21746689
Stop licking toad MGs.

>> No.21746764

I like bug girls and no matter how hard their exoskeleton is they are still soft to me

>> No.21746770

>>21746758
But they lick me so it's only fair, right?

>> No.21746775

>>21746770
Sticky tongue?

>> No.21746780

>>21746714
So a side game about monsterazation? That's the good stuff.

>> No.21746781

How do you protect yourself from predatory Onee-sans

>> No.21746783

>>21746775
It's not slime it's mucus...

>> No.21746804

How would kobolds/hellhound act towards dogs in our world, and how would the dogs act around them?

>> No.21746807

>>21746804
I bet you they could speak to each other in barks and whines

>> No.21746824

Why is it that a monster can be both sexy and cute at the same time

>> No.21746830

>>21746615
That has to be the cutest rendition of flagmander

>> No.21746841

>>21746714
Don't get your hopes up, machine translation fucked up, again. What he's actually saying in the last part is "I was thinking about making such games, but I guess the game where you do the lewd stuffs with MGs come first!"

>> No.21746843
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>>21746689
I'll raise you.

>> No.21746849

>>21746843
Thats a really nice color for her

>> No.21746852

>>21746841
Based KC

>> No.21746859

>>21746804
They'd chase them the fuck off as potential cu siths rivals for master's D

>> No.21746867

>>21746843
Do you have a gray and gold variant?

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>>21746843
>>21746689
Plebeians. Feral Kikis and loli Kikis are superior.

>> No.21746873

>>21746869
>Feral Kikis and loli Kikis are superior.
>Professional Loli Kiki has to teach a CC feral how to maid in ways that doesn't only use tail

>> No.21746875

>>21746869
The only Loli Kiki I want is my daughteru and not too lewd

>> No.21746880

Here is a good question, which monster makes the best pizza and does that pizza have pineapple on it

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>>21746875
Good mastah. I trust you'll thoroughly background check her future employers?

>>21746873
She'll also have to teach her how to sing!

>> No.21746901

>>21746880
Well, you asked for the best pizza, of course it would have pineapples on it

>> No.21746904

>>21746880
Definitely not, and Alps.

>> No.21746910

>>21746873
>Why are you giving me this stick with twigs when I could use my tail

>> No.21746912

>>21746880
>Troll making Swedish banana pizza

>> No.21746934

>>21746880
Which monster girls are Italian? We need to figure that out first.

>> No.21746935

>>21746910
I bet her opinion on brooms would change if her master gave her one

>> No.21746943

>>21746935
>She proceeds to hang it on the wall of her room as a trophy and refuses to use it, fearing she could damage the gift.

>> No.21746951

>>21746841
Damn it, was hoping it would be a smaller project on the side. Probably for the best he's focusing on the RPG though.

>> No.21746952

>>21746943
She needs a kiki to tell her that doing so might make master think she doesn't like his gift because she isn't using it and showing him just how good she is with it

>> No.21746985

>>21746910
She needs to keep that tail pristine for master, that’s why.

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>>21746880
Mino's Meat Lovers!

>>21746934
Tritonia are coastal french. Sea slimes are probably generic Mediterranean.
Wonderland girls are definitely English.
Lamia, Harpy, Scylla and Charbydis are probably Greek.
So who would be Roman/Italian? I'd say Werewolves for Rome, given the whole Romulus/Remus thing, with Hellhounds for Italian (thanks Dante). Maybe Dark Priests for the Papal States.

>> No.21746998

>>21745902
It means King James was a Harpy lover and tried to elevate the species.

>> No.21747007

>>21746991
Hellhounds strike me as too far-aflung to have a real-world bent to them.
One of the mouse girls might be a better fit.

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>>21747007
Pizza mozarella~
Pizza mozarella~
Rella rella rella rella~

>> No.21747081

>>21747066
>a dormouse that has learned how to sleep-cook to an expert degree
>but if you asked her while she’s awake she struggles to make toast

>> No.21747094

Would monsters come up with "unique" spellings for names like some people do today, such as spelling Ludmilla Lewdmilla?

>> No.21747127

>>21747066
Chubby dormouse chef

>> No.21747157

>>21747094
I think the name dwela might be nice for some monsters

>> No.21747182

>>21747157
Sounds like a kid’s pronunciation of “Druella.”

>> No.21747230

>>21747182
well it's A Lewd backwards

>> No.21747319

>>21745902
Being accurate to the origins of Lilith's name, and similar entities in contemporary sources, she'd be a dark sylph.

>> No.21747322

What of instead of drinking a Doppelganger potion, you simply poured it over your dick? Would it double-up your member?

>> No.21747326

>>21747081
>>21747066
>no naked apron dormouse to shag over the the kitchen counter

>> No.21747338

>>21747322
Don't think it works that way, given what it clones becomes physically separate from the original body. Even if it did clone just one part of you, said part would fall to the floor as a disembodied appendage.

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Did any of the profiles have one with glasses?

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>>21747341
Poor blue oni is so forgotten.

>> No.21747367

>>21747347
>turns beet-red if you remind her of what she did when drunk
too cute.

>> No.21747379

I want to cuddle a doppelganger!

>> No.21747406

Which mg is most likely to know English?

>> No.21747411

>>21747347
Only her?

>> No.21747415

>>21747379
When she is in her true form? That's outrageous.

>> No.21747417

>>21746934
>implying Italians make the best pizza
That aside, Italian girl + DE. Done

>> No.21747421

>>21747411
There's also the Hakutaku.

>> No.21747437

>>21747230
Perfect vampire name.

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>>21747421
Given their superior bodies, I doubt any monster needs glasses to see well, they just wear them to look like sexy intellectuals.

Or the glasses might have some special spells placed in them for additional benefits.

>> No.21747469

>>21747451
>Or the glasses might have some special spells placed in them for additional benefits.
I headcanon this for girls with eye powers. Big glasses would be very popular amongst girls like basilisk.

>> No.21747477

>>21747415
But they're so cute and loving!
They deserve affection!

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>>21747451
>Or the glasses might have some special spells placed in them for additional benefits.

I bet "see through clothes," "arousal gauge," "controlled magnification" and other such enchantments would be popular.

>> No.21747491

>>21747451
>Or the glasses might have some special spells placed in them for additional benefits.
>Hakutaku have x-ray specs that allow them to see through one layer of clothes
>this boosts their confidence in public speaking situations

>> No.21747509

>>21747484
>>21747491
Just have to be careful that if you buy an enchanted item that they were done by a reputable enchanter, or else they may break or explode or something after one use.

>Simply imbuing an item with magic isn't difficult at all. Even novice casters can do it, but affixation processing and setting conditions is difficult for all but experienced casters. The larger the scale of the spell being sealed inside, the greater the difficulty increases, so in the case of magical items imbued with high level spells, they may break after only a few uses, or even just a single use. Therefore, magical items produced by inexperienced casters may be shoddy products that don't produce the correct magical effects, and can even be dangerous if they scatter the magical effects all around indiscriminately since they are not set with conditions.

>> No.21747520

>>21747491
>during her lectures, her eyes seem to linger on anon for quite a bit, and she's not looking him in the eyes

>> No.21747551

>>21747451
>glasses moe

>> No.21747565

>>21747477
>Be me
>Want smol cute spooky doppel gf
>Buy a mana marker from the local Tanuki
>Get to where the Doppel should be
>Can't find her
>Start looking
>Man, she's sneaky
>Doppel surprised to find she didn't transform
>Couldn't find any "one-sided love" from my heart aside from barely-remembered childhood crushes
>Her face flushes red when she realizes I sought her out for herself
>She throws herself at me, crying in happiness and nuzzling my chest
>Cuddle for hours
>Show her a more physical kind of affection as well
>Fuck yeah
>Love my small-titty goth gf

>> No.21747581

Correct me if I'm misreading the Dryad entry, but does marrying a Dryad mean random unmarried mamono come to you and your wife for casual one-night stands?

>> No.21747584

>>21747565
Small goth gf are supposed to look gloomy and rarely ever smile.
Making a doppelganger your happy wife in this manner goes against the rules.

>> No.21747588

>>21747584
>He doesn't appreciate the patricianhood of perky goths

>> No.21747616

>>21746329
I don’t know about traveling through deep space but I do know that automatons are the best for when you’re stuck on a space station and forced to watch crappy movies from the 50’s 60’s and 70’s.

>> No.21747630
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>>21747581
That's one implication, the other would be a widening harem of bug type monsters along with the dryad wife.

>> No.21747632

>>21746329
>Sandworm, for that comfy Knights of Sidonia experience
>Alraune, because the two of you can sustain each other indefinitely
>Cheshire, because you'll never get bored
>Hakutaku, because she'll either know whatever you guys need or be excited to learn
>Shirohebi, because she'll be delighted for you to take her somewhere that the two of you are absolutely 100% alone
>Trumpart, to use her card realm as a panic button

>> No.21747638

>>21747630
Both sound nice.

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>>21747632
Knights of Sidonia experience?

>> No.21747781

>>21747630
>no devilbug and dryad daughters to double oyakodon with

>> No.21747816

>>21747730
Well, if you want to go for the full KoS harem, you'd need:

>Sandworm
>Doppelganger
>Alp
>Lich
>Ordinary human girl

>> No.21747832

Why do spooky monsters make for top tier waifus?

>> No.21747834

>>21747816
Anon I'm not well-versed in the works of Nihei, teach me more.

>> No.21747845
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>>21747832
they just do.

>> No.21747853

I’d love to see more before and after photos of monsters disguising themselves as humans. Something like https://imgur.com/gJGKW8O would be nice.

>> No.21747872

>>21747853
Uh, that's not a monster girl, that's full on extreme furry.

>> No.21747881

>>21747853
>Dat art
No.

>> No.21747892

>>21747832
How spooky is too spooky?

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Blowout soon, fellow Stalker.

>> No.21747916

>>21747892
No such thing

>> No.21747920

>>21747853
That is not a monster girl

>> No.21747921

>>21747853
>monsters disguising themselves as humans.
So like what 3 sabbath members in a trench coat?

>> No.21747926

>>21747921
Do not insult Hugh Mann!

>> No.21747928

>>21747921
>Give us some of your best human beer

>> No.21747940

>>21747921
I need to see this drawn right now

>> No.21747950

>>21747921
>So like what 3 sabbath members in a trench coat?
Yes, they’re trying to get into Chippendales.

>> No.21747954

>>21747940
Have the bottom one be one of the loli centaurs to make it be even more obvious

>> No.21747961

>>21747853
I'd like to see an elf try to look human

>> No.21747967

>>21747921
This is the kinda thing Momonika would actually do.

>> No.21747974

What are your waifu's favorite pizza toppings?
>inb4 any double entendres

>> No.21747977

>>21747974
Bacon, pepperoni, and feta cheese.

>> No.21747984

>>21747974
Anything so long as I make it with love

>> No.21747993

>>21747974
She's a fan of salami, anchovies and habaneros.

>> No.21747996

>>21747961
Shit man that's asking a lot of her

>> No.21748006

>>21747974
Cheese pizza is always a classic go-to for her, our daughteru and for me. Maybe we'd get a margherita if we're feeling extra classy. The girls also enjoy meats form time to time, pepperoni or sausage would be their favorites I think.

>> No.21748015

Fuck it all this pizza talk and now I'm ordering a pizza and wishing I could share it with my waifu

>> No.21748017

>>21747974
Green jalapeno. She likes the hot and spicy.

>> No.21748021

>>21747974
Corn, mayonaise, and other such "interesting" choices. Zipangu is a lovely place but they do not understand pizza.

>> No.21748023

Speaking of monsters using disguises , those with horns could just wear a fake afro over them

>> No.21748034

>>21748017
>jalapeno
>hot and spicy
Children...

>> No.21748042

>>21748034
Since when are mexicans allowed here?

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>>21748042
Rude!

>> No.21748055

>>21748034
"Hot" doesn't always mean "incinerates my tongue", anon.

>> No.21748061

>>21748017
>jalapeno
>hot and spicy
Western gaijins...

>> No.21748067

>>21748023
>could just wear a fake afro over them
I don't think that would help them blend in

>> No.21748069

>>21747921
3 Wendis in a big fur cloak trying to buy the liquor that papa likes

>> No.21748077

>>21748069
well at least they are getting for an adult and not for themselves

>> No.21748172

>>21748023
>Haku wants to really get to know her students without the formality and distance being a teacher/professor in control of their grades
>decides to "call in sick" and pose as an human substitute teacher
>comes into class wearing a gigantic afro covering her horns, leather hoof coverings she thinks will look like boots, and trendy makeup she saw in an online tutorial
>turns a chair around, sits in it backwards, and tries to use incredibly cringey modern/human slang she doesn't actually understand
>the disguise is immediately obvious to everyone but her star pupil, who is completely fooled and earnestly tells the "substitute" that while he's eager to learn with her, he hopes his regular teacher is okay and will get well soon
She's trying her best.

>> No.21748177

How do I get a domineering demon in military uniform? Summoning? Sending a letter to the DL?

>> No.21748178

>>21748177
Become an infamous anti-DL rebel

>> No.21748179

>>21748177
Just go to the mall and ask that cute recruiter on a date.

>> No.21748209

>>21747834
>Sandwurm: Tsumugi, a biomech prototype that falls in love with the protag. Bubbly personality, uses a pslime-like tendril to interact with people. Gets turned on when protag is in her cockpit.
>Doppelganger: Hoshijiro, protag's first love, dies early on. Shapeshifting alien hive thing keeps copying her mech and her body. Copies still have feelings for protag. One merges with Tsumugi at the end to give her a human-sized body to interact with protag.
>Alp: Shinatose, born with an androgynous third gender/sex that developed in the thousands of years of genetic experimentation on the space colony. Turn male or female in response to their own strong sexual and romantic feelings. Turns female for protag, is friendzoned.
>Lich: Captain Kobayashi, who used superscience to make herself immortal. Is the protag's legal guardian, projects her feelings for his "grandfather" onto him.
>Normal human: Midorikawa. She's just another mech pilot, who happens to have a crush on the protag, and is a big fan of plastic mech models.

>> No.21748225

>>21748209
You're forgetting the part where he knocks Kobayashi up. They spent 3 days together in isolation and then at the end of the series, he kneels down and asks his daughter if she'll come with him to apologize to mom later despite Tsumugi standing right next to them.

>> No.21748249

How many young monster girls would cause school officials to become concerned by how they seem to only begrudgingly interact with male students due to their Electra complexes?

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>>21748249

>> No.21748275

>>21747974
Gray mushroom.
I'm not sure what else a lich would like.

>> No.21748281

>>21748178
Somehow this feels easier than this >>21748179

>> No.21748332

>>21748249
Shouldn't those ones be homeschooled so they don't spread their degeneracy?

>> No.21748333

>>21748177
Walk into a demon realm military institution and insist that you are not happy with the occupation of this zone, endure torture by mashing Δ until a demon of the desired millitary rank shows up, then give up.

>> No.21748343

>>21748332
That works too.

>> No.21748345

>>21746783
I would a gator-girl like Louis

>> No.21748356

>>21748178
Imagine the demon's confusion after she spends years trying to track down a rebel leader, finally confronts him and he just surrenders immediately

>> No.21748357

>>21748333
Then the interrogation and "torture" continues in her tent right?

>> No.21748369

I really like the idea of a lich who has isolated herself for so long she has no idea which century it is and talk about things that happened 400+ years ago like it was yesterday.

>> No.21748368

>>21748249
well at least you wouldn't have to worry about them raping a boy

>> No.21748373

>>21748333
>>21748356
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Of course.

>> No.21748380

>>21747338
So we have a way to create remote dildos that transfer pleasure? Awesome.

>> No.21748386

>>21748369
>"Is it 1358 yet?"
>"...no"
>"Then fuck off"

>> No.21748388

>>21748077
Papa Wendi is lazy, he shouldn't be sending his kids out to do grocery shopping!

>> No.21748389

>>21747417
Where’s a Chicago girl when you need her? Deep Dishes, Dawgs, and Dipped Italian Beefs are top tier

>> No.21748393

>>21748386
Hm, Witcher reference. Got to be.

>> No.21748394

>>21748369
Why?

>> No.21748395

>>21748357
Of course. You can say, "I'm happy! I'm happy!" all you want, but how will she know you're being honest. Sure, there are spells and potions out there with a possibility of making you tell the truth, but feelings are so fickle that you might be unhappy again the next day, or the day after. People like you are of high risk to the overall happiness of the demon realm, so it's her duty as the right arm of the demon revolution to ensure your utmost complacency. You're never going to leave that room, Anon. Not until you're either a stammering, mind-broken mess, or a lapdog. Even if you try, she has your name. From there on, you're a husband, so congrats!

>> No.21748397

getting caught masturbating by your mg sister!

>> No.21748404
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>>21747588
>>21747565
>>21747477
>>21747415

>> No.21748406

>>21748249
What complex?

>> No.21748412

>>21748369
>Did Gustav ever finish that silly tower he was talking about?

>> No.21748413

>>21748397
>masturbating when you have a perfectly good sister available;e
She's going to be very upset.

>> No.21748421

>>21748406
Girl wants to fuck daddy.

>> No.21748433

>>21748404
I want to show that spooky girl my love!
I want her to sit on my face and not let go until she's lovedrunk on an orgasm!
I want to hold her at the edge of our bed, legs spread, and fuck her silly while she wraps her arms and legs around me!

>> No.21748435

>>21748421
That's gross that's a gross way to live

>> No.21748438

>>21748435
Dark Elves make it work.

>> No.21748504

What do you call an automaton with small breasts?
2 B(s)

>> No.21748506

>>21748413
But sisters and brothers don't fuck

>> No.21748515

>>21748395
Now this is true happiness. Demons are perfect. Wonder how the contract of a stern military demon sounds like though

>> No.21748517

>>21748506
It's not wrong if she only jacks you off because that isnt sex

>> No.21748521

>>21748393
>Blood and Wine MGE version

>> No.21748525

>>21748517
>>21748506
Just use her mouth, thighs or hands

>> No.21748534

>>21748525
or just use nothing but your own hand

>> No.21748551

>>21748504
She's installed a huge badonkadonk too.

>> No.21748568

>>21748534
Can't compare to mamono mouthpussy

>> No.21748570
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21748570

Bad dog!

>> No.21748584

>>21748570
Time to use the spray bottle.

>> No.21748588

>>21747974
mostly just different types of cheese.

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>>21748506
KC disagrees.

>> No.21748613

>>21748602
I want to make a girl that happy in that position. If only it was a different species and body type.

>> No.21748618

>>21748568
But that is incest and wrong thus I will only use my hand not my sister

>> No.21748637

>>21747853
>>21747921
>>21747961
>Go to humancon hosted in a mamono city
>Human enthusiasts from all over the world dressed as their favorite people
>Office worker oni, construction worker mermaid, weather woman ryu
>All have gone to great lengths to hide their monster parts in their costumes
>Others just come to buy human merch and smut
>Some girls approach you and compliment how envious they are of your round ears

>> No.21748671

>>21748618
Can't resist the mouthpussy

>> No.21748677

>>21748618

It's the sister's duty to take care of her brother's ejaculation.

>> No.21748688

>>21748671
>>21748677
No way she can only watch though the crack in the hole in the wall that I didn't know she made

>> No.21748693

>>21748618
Don't knock it till you try it

>> No.21748708

>>21748637
>You even find a monster girl who is wearing an outfit similar what you'd usually wear.

>> No.21748707

I want an elf to rub my ears

>> No.21748719

>>21748688
Don't make your sister sad anon

>> No.21748728

>>21748707
What kind of elf?

>> No.21748729

>>21748728
Any kind or rather how about one of every kind

>> No.21748738

>>21748708
Pajama bottoms and nothing else may not be acceptable for public wear.

>> No.21748744

>>21748729
Are they fascinated by your round ears?

>> No.21748745

>>21748738
It's probably fine.

>> No.21748754

>>21748744
Yes that's why they are rubbing them since it's so weird

>> No.21748762

Extremist maids are cute but a little scary.

>> No.21748772

>>21748754
But Majin-types exist.

>> No.21748784

>>21748762
What would they be extremist about? Proper broom technique?

>> No.21748790

>>21748386
>Wake vampire as she annoyedly asks you if it's 1358
>You tell her it's 2019 and watch her eyes open fully
>She starts to panic trying her best to make herself look presentable from her bed head state
>Says she needs a date or else everyone at the party is gonna think she's a loser
>And since you're the only guy around you'll have to do

>> No.21748795

>>21748784
Make scary faces

>> No.21748799

>>21748784
>Proper broom technique?
Oh god I'm wondering what it would be like hiring two maids with opposite styles

>> No.21748809

>>21748799
>Kiki favors pushing dust into dustpan
>Shoggy favors pulling dust into dustpan
Somehow, a menacing aura settles into the room!

>> No.21748821

>>21748772

The only Majin type to not have human ears is the Akaname it seems.

>> No.21748824

>>21748809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc

>> No.21748825

>>21748809
would the room get clean or would they argue too much

>> No.21748837

>>21748825
Not for a long time. It's inadvisable to have both a Shoggoth and Kiki as your maid since you'd probably get more cleaning done than either of them if they're too caught up in their feud.

>> No.21748842

>>21748809
Oh look, the maid MG version of Tenchi Muyo.

>> No.21748849

>>21748837
But both are my cute childhood friends I promised to let both be my maid

>> No.21748856

>>21748842

Love stinks...

>> No.21748862

>>21748821
i bet some monsters at humancon get quite jealous over majin being able to blend in so well.

>> No.21748866
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>>21748784
The contract to become your maid must be signed, via the fiend's contract crest. There is no room for negotiation. Resistance is futile.

>> No.21748871
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21748871

Why do demons always forget to button up their shorts?

>> No.21748874

Dragons that use magic fire to turn things gold

>> No.21748875

>>21748871
that's your job to button it up for them

>> No.21748878

>>21748862
For the record, the monster girls that are Majin type include:
>Akaname
>Dark Mage
>Dhampir
>Kejourou
>Kitsune-tsuki
>Mad Hatter
>Nurarihyon
>Parasite Slime
>Trumpart
>Witch

>> No.21748887

Different anon, but I agree!
Why would I do lewd things with my sister? That's weird!

>> No.21748894

>>21748871
it makes it easier for hubbies to pull them down and dig in to blueberry cooch.

>> No.21748897

>>21748875
what would she do if I went up to her and buttoned them

>> No.21748899

>>21748887
Super weird. If you want to dick a blood related loli just use your daughters like a regular guy.

>> No.21748900

>>21748878
Nuraihyon are terrifying.

>> No.21748901

>>21748887
Imagine a monster posting about finding it weird to fuck her brother on a human boy thread I bet she would get teased

>> No.21748905

>>21748784
Cleansing the world of the undesirables.

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>>21748795

>> No.21748908

>>21748878
I love like every single one except two and only because they dont have big breasts. If they were oppai-lolis then i would love them just as much as the other girls.

>> No.21748914

>>21748899
W-why would I want to dick my daughteru? I want to protect her!

>>21748901
I think most mamono understand that incest is weird! Who would want to lewd their sibling?

>> No.21748920

>>21748874
But then she'd never leave her cave hor a husband

>> No.21748923

>>21748914
>Who would want to lewd their sibling?
Me

>> No.21748925

>>21748901
>I bet she would get teased
They'd say if she won't fuck him then they will

>> No.21748932

>>21748914
Protect her with your ween anon, it’s actually super logical.

>> No.21748933

>>21748790
That just sounds really cute.

>> No.21748937
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>>21748901
>"I can't fuck him, he's my brother!"
>coward
>I'm sucking my brother's dick right now, you're seriously missing out
>Just imagine him as your childhood friend
>rape him enough and both of you will like it eventually
>You can't just rape him! You have to confess your love to him and if he tries to deny your love then you rape him
>Is he your big brother or little brother?
>If you're not fucking him can I have him?
I feel like most monsters would be forced to as the thought of having their brother spend more time with another monster would break their heart

>> No.21748947

>>21748906
Bullshit, you didn't convince me.
Let me see your real scary face!

>> No.21748955

>>21748937
Thats fine with me. It would be great to have your older monster sister wake up via blowjob before pining and raping you.

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>>21748947

>> No.21748963

>>21748923
Why? That's weird!

>>21748932
How is that logical at all?

>>21748937
Why would they bully her?

>> No.21748964

So
Im going to stuff succubi in boxes and mail it to people
And then when i get popular enough, some lucky rando gets a demon

>> No.21748965

>>21748955
The way god intended.

>> No.21748971
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>>21748963
Because she's not fucking her brother and making him her's

>> No.21748974

>>21748963
>How is that logical at all?
Mamono mana anon, there’s science and stuff.

>> No.21748978

I want to trick my sexy elf healer party member to wear succubus armor that her corrupts her into wanting my dick!

>> No.21748980

>>21748964
Mail order monsters really are a crapshoot. You can never tell whether you're getting a demon or a succubus who needs to get out more, or if you're getting a legitimate Leanan Sidhe or a Titania who just likes finger painting.

>> No.21748983

>>21748961
That artist drew Douglas MacArthur's son getting ss'd

>> No.21748984

>>21748965
Hallelujah.

>> No.21748990
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>>21748971
Wat

>> No.21748991

>>21748974
Science and stuff? But she's my daughteru! She's too cute and pure to defile!

>>21748971
But why would she do that? She just likes tackling and cuddling me, nothing impure!

>> No.21748992

>>21748964
So the roulette, but exclusive to succs and demons?

>> No.21748995
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>>21748978
>implying you need to corrupt an elf into wanting your dick
Seems like a lot of work anon.

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>>21748983
And it was great.

>> No.21749002

>>21748866
>pic
That's my place of worship right there

>> No.21749010

>>21748995
Well not really wanting my dick. That was bad wording on my part. Its more having her admit to always wanting my dick. Thats pretty hard to do with most elves due to their inherent tsun nature over human cock.

>> No.21749014

>>21748983
What? I'm gonna need sauce on the artist and souce on the ss image

>> No.21749053

>>21749014
If he did the jinx doujin i think he did then artist name is hirame.

>> No.21749070

Elves are a proud and noble race I would gladly listen to what one tells me to no matter what because they know better than a mere mayfly like myself

>> No.21749081

Elves are a proud and noble race I would gladly rape one and defile her with my filthy human seed

>> No.21749082

>>21748937
>>21748901
>she doesn't rape his brother constanza_shog.jpg
>nice try puritoddler
>imagine being so autistic you can't even have sex as a monster laughing_ushis.jpg
>If your bro didn't take advantage already he's totes alp
>YOUR BRO IS AN ONIONSFAG LMAO
>nice datamining thread pallynigger
>>>/o/rder
>+0,05 copper has been deposited to your sack le_happy_priest.png
>ALPED.COM
>QUICK! ROLL FOR YOUR HUSBANDO

yeah I can't even imagine a 4ching.mon

>> No.21749084

>>21749081
Dont rape elves you brute elves are for handholding and cuddling

>> No.21749094

>>21749082
>Not Smilingtanuki.png

>> No.21749095
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>> No.21749099

>>21749095
Is she queen of the ring

>> No.21749105

>>21749070
Fucling elves. I am going to make sure shes calling me lumbercock once i am done with her.

>> No.21749114

>>21749105
I bet being the healer in an all monster adventuring party is nice

>> No.21749129

>>21749114
>I bet being the healer in an all monster adventuring party is nice
well you know if you ever need to give your party members a quick powerup just cum inside them real quick

>> No.21749135

I want to get raped by elves, and turned into a public breeding stud.

>> No.21749153

Can a monstergirl have shit taste

>> No.21749155

If i am gonna adventure, im beimg the tank class
What the jute monsters to take care of me after fights

>> No.21749158

>>21749153
Well I mean, one of them likes you, so yes.

>> No.21749160

>>21749114
Male Healers also double as breeders for mamano adventuring parties. Also why they tend to be called heal sluts by mamano adventurers. Its a very prestigious job and considered invaluable to the parties they join.
This is of course not to disparage male adventurers who take up other roles.

>> No.21749164

>>21749158
That's what I feared

>> No.21749166

>>21749153
I don't consider myself as a good person so if it likes me, then yes.

>> No.21749167

>>21749114
I'd be a non-lewd healer

>> No.21749171

>>21749155
Not sure what your saying, but i think what you want is a nice CC dark pharmomancer to be your healer. Best part is that they can come in many different species!

>> No.21749173

>>21749153
Only if they're unironically interested in me.

>> No.21749188

>>21749164
>>21749166
>>21749173
Your waifu doesn't have shit taste

>> No.21749195
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21749195

>"Hey, kid, our party needs a heal slut, so what do ya say?"

>> No.21749196

>>21749082
>Kobolds; will they ever learn?

>> No.21749205

>>21749195
I'll be a battle medic and save her life thus winning her respect

>> No.21749209

>>21749195
Sure, someone needs to keep your dumbasses alive

>> No.21749216

>>21749155
>>21749171
I think he wants to tank so he can revel in the aftercare

>> No.21749217

>>21749196
Kobolds are cute CUTE

>> No.21749218

>>21748995
elves would rather spit on lowly human dick

>> No.21749220

>>21749195
>my cum and healing prowess is yours.
Then i proceed to strip and put on the skimpy male healer garb she gives me.

>> No.21749221

>>21749195
But I'm the magic DPS not a healer.

>> No.21749226

>>21749216
Then yeah a CC dark pharmomacer is the best option for him.

>> No.21749227

>>21749221
you heal her now

>> No.21749230

>>21749205
>I'll be a battle medic and save her life thus winning her respect
Bitch you gonna get yourself killed trying that

>> No.21749234

>>21749164
there is noway monsters could love us we should mass suicide

>> No.21749241

>>21749217
Cute gets cuteposts but it won’t get them laid. See also Runya.
How are they supposed to compete with monstergirls that actively work towards getting a man, whether that be through proactive dating, seduction, or otherwise?
Passive pups have no place.

>> No.21749242

>>21749195
>implying i wasted my life on learning healing arts

>> No.21749246

>>21748920
The husband will search for her.

>> No.21749247

>>21749221
>implying anyone needs more DPS
If you don’t have utility of some sort you’re gonna be the Last Kid Picked of the adventuring world.

>> No.21749251

>>21749195
But I'm not a healer.

>> No.21749256

>>21749195
I’d be a magical dps if I choosed

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>>21749084

>> No.21749274

>>21749241
>The Stacey Kuroferuru vs The Virgin Runya

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>>21749218
Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob.

>> No.21749285

>>21749227
How am I supposed to heal, when I'm too busy jacking off to my own DPS meter, calling the tank shit and she can't aggro, while obnoxiously overaggroing to make her sweat, constantly joking about melee DPS dying and how healers need to adjust, because I'm not going to move from my spot. Also granpapi's bathrobe is way too comfortable to give up for some eye hurting white cloth. Not to mention no pointy wizard hat.
>>21749247
Good nuke DPS is always needed.

>> No.21749289

>>21749285
Kobolds are sexy SEXY

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>>21749171
>“Your body has been weak since long ago, hasn't it.
>But it's okay now... I'll coil myself around your body like this,
>wrap you up entirely in me, and protect you... >”
>~a lamia dark pharmacomancer~

Beware, if you're not careful a dark pharmacomancer will have you moaning all night and you'll get addicted to her treatments.

>> No.21749313
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21749313

Birbs.

>> No.21749320

>>21749241
>pups

>> No.21749324

>>21749313
Needs fire and ice vers

>> No.21749327

>>21749195
I have two IFAKs

>> No.21749329

>>21749309
Is that a bad thing?

>> No.21749332

>>21749329
Well so long as you're fine with not being able to sleep unless she wraps you up and brings you to orgasm a few times first.

>> No.21749333

>>21749313
She looks like a delinquent

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>> No.21749354

>>21749332
Probably have a different species be my pharmomancer, but still i am not seeing how this is a bad thing.

>> No.21749355

When in doubt just whip it out

>> No.21749363

>>21749337
That treasure trail on the Elf is hot as fuck.

>> No.21749405

What would happen if the personality of every monster flipped overnight like the aggressive ones became docile and the docile ones became aggressive

>> No.21749413

>>21749355
>get pulled over by MGCPD.
>ask you to step out of the car.
>say fuck it and whip your dick out.
>get shot 5 times via demon silver guns.
>proceed to get raped by the cops
Not a smart plan

>> No.21749423

>>21749413
I never said what "it" was in that case you would whip out your licence and registration

>> No.21749427

>>21749405
>submissive ushis
>dominant alices
I prefer body swaps for this kind of thing. Like two girls in a bigamy/harem situation being hit with the spell.

>> No.21749447
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>> No.21749448

>>21749447
Horrible, fuck off

>> No.21749454

>>21749447
The idea of turning a legless (for all intents) girl into something like a lamia interests me

>> No.21749462
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21749462

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75877816

Fuck your demons!

>> No.21749485

>>21749320
What are you supposed to call them then?

>> No.21749499

>>21749247
I've never played a multiplayer game with roles like that, but I like playing utility classes like bard and alchemist in the single-player games I've played!

>> No.21749510
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>>21749462
Worship your demons!

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>> No.21749516

>>21749510
I will crusade against your demons!

>> No.21749525
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21749525

>>21749510
Is that pussy juice running down her thigh?

>> No.21749539

What do you do when your mamono sister keeps trying to get you to walk in on her pissing?

>> No.21749548

>>21749539
don't walk in on her

>> No.21749554

>>21749539
R. Kelly that shit to assert dominance.

>> No.21749562

>>21749539
Tell her I'm not into watersports.

>> No.21749567

>>21745776
Didn't see this post last night.
We do ageplay and rape roleplay regularly.
She'll even sometimes act like a little girl outside of sex to tease me, and has a few cute, childlike things she does in normal situations.

>>21745751
She sometimes looks up MGE porn, also, and has IRL ERPed with me as a couple of the mamono I've mentioned, at her own interest.

>> No.21749573

>>21749195
but I'm a berzerker

>> No.21749580

>>21749363
patrician

>> No.21749582

>>21749510
Every day! Praise the demon cult!

>> No.21749592

>>21749548
But she's really tricky! It's not even always in the bathroom!

>>21749554
I don't get that reference.

>>21749562
I am, though, and that's the problem! How did she find out?

>> No.21749598

Pharaoh's in heels.

>> No.21749605

>>21749195
No, but my Tanuki business partner and I have a nice potion store set up a little ways down. I'm sure our ointments and potions will be worth your coin, whether you find a "healslut" or not!

>> No.21749608

>>21749598
Shortstack pharaohs in heels.

>> No.21749610

>>21749608
Shortstack monsters who like to be tall.

>> No.21749620

>>21749610
>The 'Oh ho ho ho' of a small monster girl

>> No.21749630

>>21749620
Shortstack Ojou monsters making you their stool.

>> No.21749634

>>21749630
Shortstack ojou monsters making your cock their stool.

>> No.21749636

>>21749592
>r kelly
He's going to piss on her, possibly record it too

>> No.21749642
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21749642

Bow before your mistress of the night

>> No.21749650

>>21749642
I read that as Cow before your mistress.

>> No.21749652

>>21749636
I don't think my sister wants to be with that anon, though!

>> No.21749655

>>21749525
I don't understand things in this. She's a demon but she plays by rules where she needs you to sign a contract.

>> No.21749656

>>21749567
Lucky man. I hope it works out well for you guys. Always nice to hear couples who can be open about mge.
Guessing cheshire, kitsune, flow kelp, and alice?

>> No.21749659

>>21749642
Sorry I only give my rare ab- blood to flatchested vampires

>> No.21749661

>>21749630
>>21749634
To bully shortstacks or get bullied by shortstacks. The truest conundrum of our day.

>> No.21749663

>>21749661
Bullied into bullying them

>> No.21749669

>>21749656
Cheshire and Alice. And we've done good so far. Can't see anything happening that would cause any issues.

>> No.21749670

>>21749592
>>21749539
Kill yourself

>> No.21749677

>>21749661
Back and forth dynamic.
Shortstack bullies you for a while until you start bullying her in retaliation until she starts bullying you again in retaliation and so on.
Ending, of course, in naked cuddles in the afterglow of sex.

>> No.21749686

>>21749677
Shortstacks need to go through their days with an overly full womb.

>> No.21749689

>>21749670
Why?
I'm not going to, but why?

>> No.21749694

>>21749686
And a cunnyplug to keep the cum in!

>> No.21749695

>>21749689
Watersportsfags deserve death.

>> No.21749711

>>21749695
Aaaah, you just hate my kink. Fair enough, I get the dislike.

>> No.21749747
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21749747

We need more stories of women turning into dragons

>> No.21749761

>>21749677
That sounds quite wise anon. It really is an eternal struggle.

>>21749686
>>21749694
This is also extremely wise.

>> No.21749776

>>21749747
>Beast will never continue scalebound.

>> No.21749778

>>21749642
And if I don't?

>> No.21749796
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21749796

>>21749747
We need more stories of women turning into lamias.

>> No.21749803

>>21749776
That was his dragon shonen thing right?

>> No.21749824
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21749824

Falling into your wife's tails!

>> No.21749840

>>21749761
Training your shortstack to get wet from being picked up!

>> No.21749843
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21749843

>> No.21749902

>>21749824
>When she expects it from the front but you go in the back instead.

>> No.21749906

>>21749803
Yes.

>> No.21749918

>>21749840
But then she is going to train me to get hard just by picking her up.

>> No.21749921

>>21749747
Would rather eat pencils or bullshit a story about living in a society where the caveman is the sheriff and it's a good thing he's in there and we're frozen out here and I just remembered we're in there and he's out here.

>> No.21749926

>>21749918
>Implying you don't already do that

>> No.21749941

>>21749926
Is she knew that she would use it in her bullying!

>> No.21749943
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21749943

Tanned succs.

>> No.21749964

>>21749747
We need more of dragons turning into women
https://exhentai.org/s/740ff0cf99/612940-48

>> No.21749981
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21749981

>> No.21749998

>>21749941
She just needs to be more observant! In the meanwhile, I'll hold her over my mouth and let her pussy juices drip down!

>>21749981
Lovely plant!

>> No.21749999

>>21749943
Nice horns

>> No.21750078
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21750078

>tfw no masochistic dragon who gets off on having her parts broken

>> No.21750104

>>21749998
That sounds like an excellent plan. I wonder how nutritious shortstack pussy juice is? Maybe it depends on species.

>> No.21750115

>>21750104
It does in fact depend on species. A plant waifu will make sure you never need for food or drink again. Most others will just give you a nice helping of mamono mana and demonic energy; how much nutrition that provides is directly correlated with your level of incubization.

>> No.21750117

are you bad enough dude to slap a hellhound's ass and walk away slowly

>> No.21750121

>>21750117
Yes.

>> No.21750124

>>21750117
Ass slap and run is more fun though.

>> No.21750128

>>21750078
>MHW
No thanks

>> No.21750147

>>21750117
Why would I want to?

>> No.21750152

>>21750117
No.

>> No.21750178 [SPOILER] 
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21750178

When you hit level 99 fluff you just stop leveling.

>> No.21750188

>>21750178
Never post this here again.

>> No.21750197

>>21750178
Eat shit you nigger faggot.

>> No.21750208

>>21750188
>>21750197
what is it

>> No.21750249

A cute sheep

>> No.21750256

>>21750208
An example of why two nukes weren't enough.

>> No.21750265

>>21750256
I don't like being given vague answers.

>> No.21750267

>>21750115
Sounds good then. Cant wait to dig in.

>>21750117
Hell yeah

>> No.21750275

>>21750265
Then reverse image search it.

>> No.21750279

>>21750256
But then this thread would never be.

>> No.21750290

>>21750275
I just did. I don't get it. It wasn't hot at all but I don't see what the big deal is.

>> No.21750312 [DELETED] 

>>21749082
> "Why are more young animals becoming siths?"
> Rolling Demon Lord Lilith General
> How do we stop the CSZM menace (Continental Monster / Zipangu Male)

>> No.21750315
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21750315

Elder dragons are nice

>> No.21750317

>>21749082
> "Why are more young animals becoming siths?"
> Rolling Demon Lord Lilith General
> How do we stop the CSZM menace (Continental Succubus / Zipangu Male)

>> No.21750320

>>21750290
If you proceed to read the next short story in that anthology you'll find out why, though I don't recommend it.

Seriously, fuck Zton. I actually quite like some of his works like that Yeti one, but just fuck

>> No.21750327

>>21750320
Oh

>> No.21750329
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21750329

>>>/h/5405003
>>>/h/5405003

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21750345

>>21750188
>>21750197
>>21750256
>Sheep Monster Girl
>Somehow this is a bad thing

Listen m8, you don't have to be some autismo supreme pizza manbutt worshipper and get all uppity with your goof ass shenanigans. If you don't like sheep lasses, you can just SAY you don't like sheep lasses and be on your way.

I'm not going to crucify you because you like Alps in the same vain I'm not going to crucify Matango anon, because it's god damn human courtesy.

>> No.21750353

>>21750345
>>21750320
>>21750275
Or you could not be an actual retard.

>> No.21750356

>>21750345
Fucking Z-Ton posting retard. Kill yourself.

>> No.21750358

>>21749405
Id call the watchmen

>> No.21750360
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21750360

Fact: little, meaty dragons are for MERE-ing with you fat incubus cock.

>> No.21750366

>>21750329

MEAT DRAGON

>> No.21750368

>>21750320
That's the last story in the anthology though

>> No.21750370

>>21750360
They're for seed bloating till it shows.

>> No.21750372

>>21750360
I want to marry this dragon

>> No.21750388
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21750388

>>21750353
>>21750356
Feel free to post the page of that doujin that triggered you twitter.

>> No.21750398

>>21750329
Finally, some good wock.

>> No.21750402

>>21750320
>NTR

>> No.21750410

>>21750388
Fine, you wanted it you dipshit
https://exhentai.org/s/47387ef90a/864431-115

>> No.21750412

>>21750315
MGE zora would be a mix between wingless dragon and lava golem right?

>> No.21750420
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21750420

>>21750345
>>21750388

>> No.21750428
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>>21750329
Wonderful.

>> No.21750435

>>21750329
Pretty shitty thing to do in my opinion.

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21750445

>>21750329
How in the fuck are there jpg artifacts on a png.
The incompetency of people never fails to amaze.

>> No.21750460

>>21750445
It's good enough for my dick, and that's all that matters to me

>>21750435
Not really

>> No.21750466
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21750466

>>21750410
>>21750420
Oh cool a page that isn't from that doujin.

Thanks for that anon, really, thank you, now if you'd please answer the fucking question about which page of the sheep doujin that triggered you maybe we could figure out what's wrong here.

Do you know what a sheep MG looks like? I've already given you a few now, do you need more? I can do that no problem.

>> No.21750521

Wikifag here, after around 170ish~ monster girl threads on /d/, I managed to find 133 new images. I'll make another one of these updates when I'm done with the drawthreads.

>> No.21750540

>>21750466
>reddit spacing
>completely ignores that anon that gives what was requested
>Avatarfagging
Absolute fucking cancerous poster.

>> No.21750546

>>21750540
Stop talking with the retard, let him figure it out

>> No.21750578

>>21750315
MGE x MonHun when?

>> No.21750592

>>21750546
We'll be here all night then?

>> No.21750595
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21750595

>>21750540
>>21750546
https://exhentai.org/g/625680/0543d1fb5b/

Quit being a deceptive whore and pick the page that triggers you. Reddit spacing is a fucking meme, my quick reply is custom sized into the top right corner so that I can still read all the page. You started this non-sense by going off half cocked over >>21750178 a page of a doujin, then you linked to a completely unrelated one to try and prove something.

If you have some vendetta explicitly against Z-ton then keep it in your fucking pants, he has enough work floating around that you can like some and hate others, just like every other artist on the internet. It's like you've completely forgotten about our beloved Schizanthus, the one MG item that's almost universally appreciated.

>> No.21750597

>>21750412
More like a dragon turtle and magma golem

>> No.21750609

Don't reply to the NTRfag Z-Ton shill, anons.

>> No.21750616

>>21750597
I guess
So milfy dragon that takes things slow and occasionaly splurts magma?

>> No.21750622

>>21750616
More like GILF but yes, you've pretty much got it.

>> No.21750633

>>21750609
There is literally nothing wrong with NTR. If you truly loved your waifu you'd place her pleasure and happiness before your own, even if it means letting her fuck other guys anywhere and anytime she wants.

This is clearly bait, don't actually respond to this.

>> No.21750643

>>21750633
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, faggot. Pretending to be retarded will just make actual retards feel welcome.

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21750649

What is this supposed to be?

>> No.21750650

>>21750643
I even told you not to respond, and yet you still did.

>> No.21750654
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21750654

Today, two anons bickered about z-ton, and forgot that they don't have to like 100% of everything someone puts out.

>> No.21750655

>>21750609
Do you hate Schizanthus too Z-Ton hater anon?

>> No.21750663

>>21750650
>wtf I told you I was just pretending to be retarded why are you calling me a retard.

>> No.21750665

>>21750360
>>21750315
>>21750078
Just call the elder dragons cute and they'll be all over you.

>> No.21750668

>>21750655
One thing being good doesn't make him anything less than garbage you fucking monsterboy loving cuck.

>> No.21750671

>>21749195
But I want to be the cool rogue dps

>> No.21750672

>>21750663
easiest board to troll

>> No.21750677

>>21750672
Are you 15

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>>21750668
So there's some kind of magical ratio? What is it for every 1 bad doujin you need 2 or 3 good ones to make up for it? Or perhaps your stringent "standards" means it needs to be a 1:5 or higher?

>>21750672
It's just that anon, anon.

Sincerely, Anon. Buy me a gold pass damn it.

>> No.21750686

>>21750663
Your like that fucking brainlet that sperged on spacebattles thinking people arent going to troll as a result. If he didnt have that warning i might agree with you, but he did.

>> No.21750689

>>21750686
Nobody uses your shithole of a forum, go back there retard,

>> No.21750696

Can’t we just talk about cute girls?

>> No.21750697

Move these threads to /trash/ already.

>> No.21750701

>>21750697
Not this, not even ironically.

>> No.21750704

>>21750697
Never do this

>> No.21750705

>>21750665
Depends on the elder dragon
In MH, elder dragons are the go-to class for shit they dont understand
Because yamastukami is not cute or a dragon

>> No.21750709

It's so fucking hilarious how some people in this thread can flip over at the tiniest shit possible, it's like watching those SJWs getting triggered over literally nothing

>> No.21750712

>>21750696
I wanted to talk about fluffy girls and look where that got us.

>> No.21750713
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21750713

This thread really needs to get graped.

>> No.21750717

>>21750709
t. cuckold.

>> No.21750721

>>21750709
At least some of them do it on purpose as a unique form of shitposting.

>> No.21750722

>>21750712
Could just post fluffy girls without bringing it up again

>> No.21750732
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>>21750705
Negigante is an elder right? Just go with spikes chan

>> No.21750735

>>21750709
It's really gotten worse in the past year or so. Couple years back people here were far more chill about all sorts of topics or just ignored what they didn't like.

>> No.21750738

>>21750735
You mean back when mods did their fucking job?

>> No.21750739

>>21750732
Fluffy bat is cute.
Doesn't make her less irritating to hunt.

>> No.21750744
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21750744

>>21750722
Except that's exactly what I did the first time. It's too late now.

>>21750705
Good thing Kirin is both an elder dragon and a dragon. That's why she's best grill.

>> No.21750745

>>21750739
Paolumu is easy as shit. Real hell is Uragaan and Lavisloth.

>> No.21750746

>>21750732
One on the left is cute. The one on the right looks like a massive slut. I bet she also smells of piss and cigarettes.

>> No.21750748
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21750748

>>21750713

>> No.21750751

>>21750744
You posted a trash girl from a trash artist. Eat shit retard.

>> No.21750754

>>21750745
Lavisloth is a bigger bitch but I never had trouble with Uragaan.

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>>21750739
I don't know about you, but I haven't seen a good meltdown in here in weeks.

>> No.21750757

>>21750746
Stop posting.

>> No.21750758

>>21750755
Quoted the wrong post but whatever.

>> No.21750763

>>21750754
It's not about difficulty. Uragaan is just a terrible monster and would be worst girl.

>> No.21750765

>>21750757
I'm sorry for insulting your wife.

>> No.21750766
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21750766

I'm going to take this time to say that oppai lolis are shit. Now please go back to complaining about Z-ton.

>> No.21750772
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>>21750766
Truth.

>> No.21750784 [DELETED] 

Reminder that KC is full of fucking shit when he writes garbage like "monster girls would love you no matter". Women are backstabbing whores and shouldn't be trusted.

>> No.21750790

Why is everyone shitposting right now

>> No.21750792

>>21750763
But i like uragaan

>> No.21750801
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21750801

>>21750790
That's the sign for Elf Power Hour.

>> No.21750807

>>21750772
Is that hair pin pierced through her ear?

>> No.21750813

>>21750763
Uragaan is a good girl!
If you bully her like that she'll roll away!...and leave some bombs.

>> No.21750814
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>>21750732
Nergigante was definitely a highlight of world
Haven't beaten the thing due to needing a better weapon but its still great

>> No.21750816

>>21750772
wanna breed those foxes

>> No.21750820

>>21750784
Reminder that monstergirls have nothing in common with humangirls.

>> No.21750821

>>21750790
It's bring Cheshire to your work day

>> No.21750823

>>21750807
I think so.

>> No.21750830

>>21750821
But my cheshire would be going to bed with me and the jinko.

>> No.21750837

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug, get a fug, give a summer yeti a hug.

>> No.21750843

>>21750830
Why would you go to bed when it's still 11 AM?

>> No.21750848

>>21750843
Because we don't live in Australia

>> No.21750867
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>> No.21750873
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>>21750848
Too bad for you.

>> No.21750879

>>21750843
>not taking midday naps with your waifu's
Is this the kind of hell non-holst lovers deal with?

>> No.21750886
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21750886

Think your taste is better? Prove it.

>> No.21750896

>>21750886
>Alice, Siren, Nacho in F
Stop posting, terminate your internet contract, and never set foot in this thread again

>> No.21750901

>>21750886
None of my S are in your S, so yes mine is better.

>> No.21750904
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>>21750837
Summer Yetis are sweaty, can't we just sleep in separate beds with fans and AC running?

>> No.21750916

>>21750886
>sandworm that high
>holsts and hakus that low
I don't need to prove jack shit when you're doing all the leg work for us.

>> No.21750925

>>21750896
How pathetic

>> No.21750927

>>21750904
>not liking being just a tad warm under the covers so you hit that almost muscle relaxing deep sleep
>not wanting that with a big yeti girl who's just a bit sweaty so rather than causing friction or sticking to eachother when one of you moves your skin just glides against eachother so you don't get that awkward rug burn effect that happens when skin drags or pulls on eachother all night

>> No.21750929

>>21750904
Please, Yeti temperatures drop to more normal numbers during the summer.

>> No.21750934 [SPOILER] 
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>>21750916

>> No.21750940
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>>21750709
I think the "triggerability" has to do with the changing thread demographics towards waifufags that was noted last thread.

When monstergirls are at least somewhat considered psychopathic animalistic nympho rapists, the idea that - shock horror - she might have seen a dick before, remains conscionable.

When monstergirls are supermajority considered to be caring-healing lovebugs who want to save their first time for their husbando, well, then you have a thread where people UNIRONICALLY get mad at "Heard u talking shit about mai waifu". And this is not a stable state of affairs.

>> No.21750957

>>21750735
>Couple years back people here were far more chill about all sorts of topics or just ignored what they didn't like.
Your new is showing.

>> No.21750963

>>21750929
>Yeti forgets she's in the dead of winter and turns her heat down indoors
>steps outside and discovers what cold wind and snow feels like for the first time
>the tables have turned and now she demands hugs to warm up

>> No.21750968

>>21750940
>I think the "triggerability" has to do with the changing thread demographics towards waifufags that was noted last thread.
Are you talking about the /tg/poster?

>> No.21750975

>>21750940
People getting triggered over the idea a MGE girl may have some sexual experience before meeting her forever mate is indeed rather silly, but this isn't really an example of that. People were upset over the issue of cheating, betraying loved ones, etc.

>> No.21750979
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>>21750886

>> No.21750985

>>21750975
And to clarify, it's also silly to disallow every particular work of an artist because of other work they've done. If everything an artist ever did had to meet with thread approval, we'd have a very small selection to choose from.

>> No.21750988

>>21750975
No, it was not about NTR itself, it was about 'ohmyfuckinggod you dare post something from artist who drew that one NTR doujin? Go fucking killyourself', and subsequential shitposts after that. So this guy >>21750940 doesn't get it all, he just want to express his shitty idea from the previous thread at the slimest chance possible

>> No.21751005
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>>21750975
I think the point is that if monstergirls are "the thing with baleful glowing eyes that knocks you down and steals your seed", then "betrayal by loved ones" is a moot point because she's your rapist not your loved one.

NTR is trash, don't get me wrong, but it wouldn't start an actual dumpster fire if not for the fact that monstergirls are viewed as waifu material rather than oneshot RPG enemies with post-combat rape.

Can't have relationship betrayal if you don't have a relationship.

>> No.21751026

>>21751005
To do that, you'd have to jettison all of MGE canon from the first compilation onward.

>> No.21751029

>>21751005
Are you actually retarded? KC fucking hates NTR and anti-NTR sentiment is one of the most significant point of MGE at the first place. I don't want to sound like 'that guy' but please fuck off with your imbecile 'MGE is deteriorating because of waifufags' theory, it's actually getting more and more idiotic

>> No.21751033

Good lord are you idiots still on this NTR shit?
You are all being trolled.
Just mass report the bastard till the mods finally have to take notice.

I'm going to sleep.

>> No.21751042

>>21750709
I'm glad about it because it means that certain kinds of fetishist which I hate get shat on

>> No.21751051
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>> No.21751052

>>21751029
> "I did get triggered... but it's OK because KC is also triggered"
QED.
No-one's saying that NTR is good - just that you should ignore it rather than insta-spergout, a-la >>21750609.

>> No.21751059

>>21750886
>https://i.imgur.com/W0axfLu.png

>> No.21751070
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21751070

Stop your yelling, she's trying to sleep.

>> No.21751073

>>21751051
Cheshire Cat on October 1st

>> No.21751074

>>21751005
Ntr has always not been apart of this series

>> No.21751078

>>21751042
I dislike NTR and various other fetishes, but if someone posts a cute picture and somebody else has a thread-long meltdown because that artist once drew a male character with fox ears, then on that given day I've been annoyed by an anti-whatever much more than a pro-whatever. Is the actual content being posted thread-appropriate? Good. If not, report and ignore. The weird quasi-religious "if this Love Live character interacts with this Granblue character, that means they're in love and fucking and I've been betrayed" is just silly.

>> No.21751083

>>21751026
>To do that, you'd have to jettison all of MGE canon from the first compilation onward.
That MGE contains waifus and comfy-waifu-living content doesn't mean that it DOESN'T contain bump-in-the-night rape-n-escape RPG-monsters.
There's still plenty of that. There's still a MAJORITY of content like that, in fact. Were any of the Sabbath Grimoire baphos even married?

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>> No.21751086

>>21751052
>but it wouldn't start an actual dumpster fire if not for the fact that monstergirls are viewed as waifu material rather than oneshot RPG enemies with post-combat rape.
>KC getts triggered over NTR as well? so what

Why are you even here? By your logic KC started MGE as a waifu-bait, go fucking back to /tg/ or /monster/ or just any other fucking shithole that is not MGE-centered instead of whining about that in here

>> No.21751088

>>21751083
That’s not ntr if a mg gets in an actual relationship she will never cheat

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>>21751083

>> No.21751094

>>21751086
> Asking someone not to detail the thread on a kill-zton spergout is tantamount to being a pro-NTR /tg/-poster
Just stop

>> No.21751103

>>21751078
I was implying fatfags

>> No.21751112

>>21751094
>hurr durr you wouldn't get so triggered about NTR if you weren't that much of a waifufag
>what? I was just saying about that one particular guy who was sperging out
Nice moving your goal post, shithead

>> No.21751120

Will you both just stop

>> No.21751127
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>>21750886
I know people think I have bad tastes but I love posting charts

>> No.21751133

>>21751127
>actually physically cringed a bit as the top 2 tiers fully hit home/10

>> No.21751139

>>21751133
Are you that fucking guy who put Alice in F rank? I think I told you to never set foot in this thread?

>> No.21751142

>>21751090
This does not mean what you think it means.

You're taking that last line, "where one can fall in love with monstergirls without being bothered by earthly affairs", as though it means that the entire world was intended to facilitate retiring to a comfy cottage with your monogamous waifu and just being left alone.

But it's kind of a stilted translation. The "fall in love with monstergirls" would if anything be more naturally translated as "fall into bed with monstergirls". It's not the unequivocal 'WORD OF GOD SAYS MARRIED DOMESTICITY, GTFO NON-WAIFUFAGS THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU" it's held up as; if anything KC's saying it's a setting for responsibility-free, commitment-free sex fantasies where no-one's going to come around finger-wagging at you for NOT putting a ring on it.

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>>21750814
A nergigante's diet consist of other dragons.
Imagine one hunting and wrestling dragons for you to have your way with.

>> No.21751149

>>21750979
>>21750886
Putting the profiles together, you can see how KC reuses the same poses over again. Most of the snakes are in the same position, and the monsters with hip wings all usually have them half way extended.

>> No.21751152

>>21750732
Would a Weresheep in Paolumu armor be too comfy?

>> No.21751157

>>21751070
Imagine an Ushi-Oni tied down mid-rampage. Her eyes quickly going from mad with lust to weepy because she just wants to love her husband as she struggles. Please remember to be kind to those gentle giants.

>> No.21751158

>>21751139
No but it's good to know there's another out there with decent tastes.

>> No.21751163

>>21751085
How is her hair staying like that?

>> No.21751168

>>21751139
No, that was me. Get fecked. With your shit taste. Bantz aside, I understand that we just have very different tastes, but neither is necessarily superior or inferior. Good on you for having your own opinions and being comfortable to share them.

>> No.21751171

>>21751142
>waifufags are ruining MGE! KC did not create it for waifu-faggotry, it was 99% about rape and fear!
>sees the actual post from KC
>Ha! I was right all along, KC's saying you 'could' be a non-waifu fag in MGE! Proves me right!

this fucking guy

>> No.21751174

>>21751163
Assloads of hair gel.

>> No.21751175

>>21749510
This is important.

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>> No.21751181

>>21751174
Is a lamia-ssload more or less than a normal assload?

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>>21750886
My taste is probably kind of okay, I guess.

>>21750916
>Shit talking sandworms
We will fight.

>> No.21751185

>>21751181
Judging by all art present it's about as much as any assload but less than most mamano's variants of assloads.

>> No.21751188

>>21751183
>we will fight
I would but you seem to have your priorities in proper places barring that sandwurms placement.

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https://twitter.com/VegaLilith/status/1153878165388963845

>> No.21751196

>>21751193
Where’s she been?

>> No.21751202
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Wurmthousand years ago is the longest period of time that Wurmcorded history goes back.

>> No.21751207

>>21750886
Wheres the link?

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>> No.21751216

>>21751193
I really love the idea of shogs going absolutely crazy with pleasure and happiness to the point that they can't keep their forms. Her hair flailing wildly, turning into every single object she's made that day and mixing together, limbs and tentacles shooting out of random places and every single one of them trying to rub up against you like an affectionate cat, and the next morning you two having to do things like reseting the clock and forming new dishes because they all melted with bliss during the all-night cuddle session.

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>>21751202
So I guess you could say there's a Before Wurm (B.W.) and After Wurm (A.W.)

>> No.21751220

>>21751208
Should I unzip my dick and sexorcise her?

>> No.21751221

>>21751218
There is no after wurm. Wurm is foreverial.

>> No.21751223

>>21751218
>Hakutaku who decided to specialize in Wurmology is driven to the drink out of frustration

>> No.21751226

>>21751193
I'd fuck it. I wouldn't even think twice about it

>> No.21751230

>>21751208
Thst big... Tail? They have instead of bottoms makes ghosts look far.

>> No.21751232

>>21751216
>Hey, Shoggy, are you sure you wouldn't rather keep a few normal dishes and some utensils around in case--
>No.
>I think it would be a good--
>N̛͚̳̠̩̼͙͗̔̇̂͊̌͊́̉ͨͫ́͡Ò͑̓ͬ̉͐̀̌ͨͫ̾ͩ͑͐̓́̚͏̧̬̦͕̪͉̣̻͈͔̞͕͎͞͡.̶̡̢̡͉̬̥̥̳̼̥̻̯͖̝̞͙͑̆̍́̀͛̋ͣ̆̃̑͂̇̃̀͑ͫ̏̾͞

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>>21751207
https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-tier-list-74574

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>>21751202
Are wurms creationists?

>> No.21751238

>>21751234
No but they believe in Wurmtelligent design.

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>>21750886
Will do.

>> No.21751240

>>21751218
Would a future bicorn target her friends first because she knows the most about them including things like where they live and work for targeting purposes once they make the change?

>> No.21751241

>>21751234
Wums don't car foe any big brain snooty philosophy, Wurm only cares about her love for hubby.

>> No.21751244

>>21751221
Cute Wurm-chans are foreverial, even beyond Wurmillion years!

>> No.21751254

>>21751083
Ignoring you conflating casual sex (which is shit still) with NTR aside. Its been stated by KC himself that monsters rarely ever have more than one mate in her life.

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>>21751221
No Wurm-chan, I mean there's before Wurms and then post Wurms.

>> No.21751258

>>21751256
Of course there is post wurm, that mail won't deliver itself, even in wurm philosophy.

>> No.21751262

>>21751256
C is for Cookie, gimme C

>> No.21751269

>>21751256
D looks like that bloodstained demon girl cutie so D.

>> No.21751277
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Go to bed.

>> No.21751282

>>21751277
only if i get to sleep balls deep after filling her womb.

>> No.21751292

>>21751277
It's only 1 PM why would I

>> No.21751298

>>21751240
Imagine a Dryad and a Bicorn racing to out-harem the other, and bragging about how many other girls HER husband fucks.

>> No.21751299

>>21751277
>TFW no cute demon GF to lure you into going to bed at a decent hour
Although, I have to wonder... I like staying up late. It makes me happy. Would a demon prioritize letting me stay up late or keeping me healthy by making me go to bed? For the sake of argument, assume that sex is not involved.

>> No.21751300 [DELETED] 

To be frank, I can emphasize with the societal nervousness that many guys feel in this day and age, but I can't discern any cause to disparage real females. Not because it will harm their sensibilities, but because it would establish a stereotype that monster girl fans are just bitter incels. I will take /jp/'s degeneracy any time over being assaulted by regressive liberals. I think that fans should make sure not to let their imaginings be contaminated by gender controversies. There is already excessive identity politics in entertainment, so we should keep things wholesome by not acknowledging it. The basis of monster girls is exotic passion, character, and allure; all in the shape of something that the ordinary can't supply

>> No.21751302

>>21751277
You have no power over me, fiend!

>> No.21751306
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Bully the pigs

>> No.21751309
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Cyberpunk Wonderland.

>> No.21751311

>>21751299
Incubization plus society featuring nocturnal sapient, sentient beings equals easy adaptation to less sleep than a baseline human.

>> No.21751315

>>21751309
Alrighty then.

>> No.21751327

>>21751309
That Hatter does things to the dick, geez oh man

>> No.21751328

>>21751309
Eww

>> No.21751330

Do you think Monster girl kids would have sleepovers? What would they talk about bedsides guys?

>> No.21751332

>>21751309
This is somehow scarier than regular wonderland.

>> No.21751339

>>21751330
What they wanna be when they grow up, besides Anon's wife.

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>>21750886

>> No.21751346

>>21751309
l a t e x

>> No.21751358

>>21751346
i s
o v e r r a t e d

>> No.21751360

>>21751311
>less sleep
No need for it, literally. Thanks to the manaloop sex eliminates the need for sleep so come morning you'll just feel better than ever, which you are.

>> No.21751366

>>21751309
>underwear OVER latex
Imagine being so degenerate you even eschew clothing norms but not clothing themselves.

>> No.21751377

I love plant mamono!
They're all so amazing!
Few other mamono even come close!

I want to be lovingly held among an alraune's petals!
I want to be teased and played with by a liliraune!
I want a barometz to keep me held close to her, for comfort and pleasure, and companionship!
I want a flow kelp to cling to me and be a gentle yandere for me!
I want a mandragora to caress and comfort after the initial coerced rape!
I want a kesaran pasaran to make me forget about worry and fill me with love!
I want a myconid to go eagerly exploring with!
I want a tentacle to be close and cuddly with, while she angrily molests any passerby who give me a hardon!
I want a matango to infect me and be joined to me as we amass a horde of matango!
I want a dryad to be a loving, doting onee-san who invites her lonely mamono friends over!

>> No.21751378

>>21751345
There's literally nothing wrong with Living Dolls and Selkies and fuck you

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>>21751378
I need the BIG Selkie.

>> No.21751399

>You'll never trick a group of monster girls into letting you knock them all up by getting each one of them alone and convincing them that they'd get to brag to their friends about it

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>> No.21751456

>>21751439
Give me the source I'll put a rata through permanent laser hair removal.

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>>21751378
Opinions.

I find them creepy, but you do you.

>>21751456
A little mamano mana can fix that.

>> No.21751469

>>21751465
Huff the fluff.
Pound the muff.

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>>21751456
Alright don't lose your head.
https://exhentai.org/g/901469/742caa250c/

>> No.21751480

>>21751465
She won't be getting laid when she's missing every single hair on her body, including her mofu, and can't grow any more without that. She'll look like one of those sphinx cats.

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>>21750886
I got bored about halfway through and didn't put much thought into many of them...

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>>21751480

>> No.21751493

>>21751439
I need to fucking breed makoto so bad.

>> No.21751501

>>21751487
Even says it's not as good as semen. She'll just look like she has mange and baldspots.

>> No.21751519

please do not shave the cute ratas

>> No.21751530

>>21751474
Thats a big rata! I love it

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Friendly reminder that jabberwocks enjoy sleeping with your dick and balls on their face. And don't be afraid to shove a few fingers up her butt and play around with it while your fall asleep. They enjoy that quite a lot as well.

>> No.21751543

>>21751481
What's wrong with barometz, dark matter, and bubble slime?

>> No.21751546

>>21751399
> Having to trick a monstergirl into impregnation
What a prude! She'll never get laid if she's that uptight about her womb
Slimes a best because all sex is impreg sex. You can yell "Get pregnant from your breasts!" and the response is "Certainly~"

>> No.21751550

I want to corrupt two lesbians just to see them coming to terms with their new love for dick.

>> No.21751555 [DELETED] 

>>21751519
Correct. You do permanent lazer hair removal then rub them down with concentrated extra strength nair to seal the hair follicles permanently. If you shave them it just grows back.

>> No.21751559

>>21751536
Please don't try to seduce me, Jabberwock-san! It won't work this time! I don't think so!

>>21751546
Pslimes are even better for that.

>> No.21751560

Why not just grab a slimes core and use it as an onahole?

>> No.21751563

>>21751560
>ends up cumming liters into a slimecore

>> No.21751565

I'd rather slap a hellhound and then liplock her the moment she turns around. Tongue thrusting for added pleasure.

>> No.21751566

>>21751536
They'd definitely enjoy that but everything about life with a wock is already very lewd, I'd rather sleep be a pure sacred moment.
Wouldn't you prefer sleeping with a lovely Hearts Jabberwock who hugs you tight and kisses you until she falls asleep every night?

>> No.21751568

>>21751550
I cant be that bad. They can just share the same dick!
So many ways to do it as well. mana bombing, mana infusing, psliming, venom dosing, and a myriad of other methods.

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>>21751566
I want a true jabberwock, a diamond one, that gets very kinky and is very /d/egenerate.

>> No.21751576

>>21751559
I am a pslime fag, but i fail to see how they would be better than a slime in that scenario. Would be delighted for some insight though.

>> No.21751577

>>21751566
Hearts are more super-sex as opposed to lovey-dovey. Not that they can’t be, but that’s not where the focus is.

>> No.21751580

>>21751559
>Pslimes are even better for that.
I was under the impression that the human and the slime merge into a single consciousness but there's still a distinct flesh body plus a distinct jelly blob.
For a Parasite Slime, tits are still fun to fuck but they're not impregnable.

>> No.21751583

>>21751543
>Barometz
I don't like the design, it's a hodge podge of a Weresheep, a Slime and an Alarune that I don't think works. If it's not in WTF tier it's definitely F tier for me

>Dark Matter
The idea of sentient monster energy is just uninteresting and frankly confusing. I don't think it adds anything to the setting, so it makes me ask "Why do you even exist?"

>Bubble Slime
It's just a regular Slime but stinky. At least the other Slimes are different/unique enough to warrant new entries.

>> No.21751587

>>21751568
Just drop a khepri into the local water supply and once they start to show signs of corruption toss them into a room containing only a single type of mamano of your choosing or just let it play out and they'll just go generic succ.

>> No.21751592

>>21751577
This. You'd want a club for gentle and pure cuddle sleeping.

>> No.21751600

>>21751577
I thought hearts are lovey dovey and super sex while clubs are more lazy slow sex.

>> No.21751602

>>21751583
>Why do you even exist?
For the exact same reason that Ignis, Undine, Gnome, and Sylph exist.

>> No.21751608

>>21751580
>titfuck a slime carrier
>uses her slime to help lubricate
>slime sucks the cum from her breasts into their womb

>>21751576
No matter where you cum on or near this seemingly human girl, slime tendrils will pump your cum into her and knock her up. She might even make her womb transparent like a slime's so you can see her core inside the carrier body.

>>21751592
Clubs are best Wonderland suit, hands down.

>>21751583
I like the barometz a lot, for similar reasons to why you dislike it.
Dark matter fits the JRPG trope of "endgame enemy made of darkness".
Bubble slimes are based on a specific Dragon Quest monster. They only stink when they live in sewers/polluted places. Their main gimmick is that of a more aggressive, less sticky slime, as well as a saliva kink.

>> No.21751611

>>21751600
Sorta, but the emphasis seems to be on them being turbo-sex.
>The "heart" soldiers are a group of especially lewd people who prefer enjoying themselves with men more than anything. They give men a clear invitation to have sex without showing any indication of going for a capture. Despite secretly meeting, they'll unashamedly lavish words of love on their partner during sex. They have been granted power as a succubus (inma) by the queen, and it's kind of their job to scatter a pink atmosphere throughout the land while having sex with their husband.

>> No.21751624

>>21751587
You probably dont have to throw the entire khepri in and instead can just toss in her ball but good plan beyond that.

>>21751580
Not him, but i would hazard a guess that he said it because the pslime can simply take the cum and transport it directly to their womb. Not the same method but does the same job. Plus pslimes i think only divide as of right now insetting so it doesn't even have to reach the womb now that i think about it.

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>>21751583
>It's just a regular Slime but stinky.

O contrare, anon.

Let me tell you why Bubble Slimes are the best slime.

They're the best because they trip the Messiah complex.
This is a sad girl whose been reviled her whole life for being cooties; exiled to live in the sewer by ignorant rubes who don't understand that she's selflessly doing them a *service* de-polluting the environment. The village would be fucking dead from dysentery fifty times over if not for her community service, and what does she get back? Hate, revulsion, and being denied companionship because the tolls of her duty literally slow her down in the dating game.
And then along comes Anon, who sees (is forced to see after being mouth-raped) that she's a figuratively and literally a sweet girl who's been protecting them all this whole time, and all she ever wanted in return was a little bit of jizz - but now Anon's hooked, he won't just give her a little bit of jizz, he'll give her ALL the jizz as well as all the love, and they'll move out of the sewer and she'll start smelling sweet to everyone and the townsfolk will agree she's lovely and all will be right with the world.

Bubble slimes are the best because the only thing sweeter than their jelly is their redemption.

>> No.21751629

>>21751566
>>21751577
>>21751611
I thought the whole hearts and clubs thing was for trumpart or is it for everyone in wonderland?

>> No.21751649

>>21751608
Thats what i figured with >>21751624. Probably should have updated before posting, but thank you for clearing it up.
Also i dont think pslimes have a core beyond the slime carriers body. Xray thing Still sounds hot though.

>>21751611
Ah ok.

>> No.21751655

>>21751629
I think its just threadcanon but it would be neat if not. I wonder what suit hatterfags hatter is?

>> No.21751675

>>21751627
Anon, please stop giving me a heartboner for literal sewage monsters, these emotions are strange and deeply disturbing

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>>21751629
Each suit is described to have different personalities in the trumpart profile
>Spades are energetic
>Clubs are lazy and introverted
>Diamonds are creative degenerates
>Hearts are clingy and sex crazed

However certain species of Wonderland are marked with different suits. You'll see cheshire cats marked with the spades suit, fitting considering they're tour guides. Dormice are marked with the clubs suit; they are sleepy and lazy. Jabberwocks are marked with the diamond suit. Their very depraved and have tentacles mouths to fit their personalities. March hares and jubjubs both don the heart suit as they're both sex crazed monster girls. But you'll notice that all these species that wear these suits are pretty much inline with what the trumpart profile describes as the different suit personalities.

I think it's clear that KC planned out the suit personalities as he was making the various Wonderland girls as they were all made before the trumpart profile was released, and certain species were meant to fall inline to these different categories.

There's no indication however that, say a dormouse, could don a different suit however. It'd sort of break away from their profile description, same with a jubjub not being a heart or a jabberwock not being a diamond; it just wouldn't make sense. It's a threadcanon that these other species can be of different suits.

>> No.21751681

>>21751675
Cool stuff happens in sewers you know.

>> No.21751685
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>You just got done with your workout and toss your gym clothes before taking a shower
>Forgot the shampoo so you hurry back to your locker to grab some
>See nerdy H'orc sniffing your sweaty gym clothes
>Is placing your underwear in a plastic bag for later use
What do you do?

>> No.21751693

>>21751685
Nerdy high p’orcs are naturally weaker and softer. As a result i take advantage by pinning her via mating press. Then of course mating with her.

>> No.21751694

>>21751679
I like it It’s a neat idea too bad we can’t ask him

>> No.21751696

>>21751685
Humble her and mark her ass with my palm.

>> No.21751699

>>21751685
Think that it's such a shame she had to be nerdy, rather than the far more appealing fem-jock leader of men (or pigs) more characteristic of her species.
Then throw her into a locker and be on my way.

>> No.21751707

>>21751655
I think that mad hatters are by default diamond suited girls considering most of their garb contains diamond patterns. The way the profile is worded also tends to reinforce that.

>> No.21751708

>>21751699
A porcer like that would simply grab you as you do your routine and fuck you senseless before dragging you home to do it some more.

>> No.21751716

>>21751685
Brand her and set her as my personal "bodyguard"

>> No.21751720

Would you help a slime mage cook her potions since she can't stand the heat of her cauldron

>> No.21751731

>>21751708
All according to keikaku

>> No.21751736

>>21751685
Hey lady, I think you got the wrong door.

>> No.21751743

>>21751731
>RNN intro music plays
>Rata talks about revent incident at MGC gym
>involved beefing H Porc raping a man
>the she proceeds to kidnapp him
>mgcpd asking for possible info on the pair

>> No.21751750

Did you know that Rata are cute chipmunks

>> No.21751757
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>>21751750
Right page, top left of it.

>> No.21751761

>>21751750
Of course!

>Chipmunks
>Chipmunks always have stripes on their backs, tails, and faces. The stripes run from their heads to tails.

>Squirrels
>All squirrels do not have stripes. Many ground squirrels have stripes (such as the thirteen-lined and golden-mantled ground squirrels), but they do not extend onto their faces.

To say that they are squirrels would be an extremely silly thing to do!

>> No.21751762

>>21751757
I want a cute pai loli rata so bad!

>> No.21751768

>>21751762
>Oppai
>Loli

Choose one

>> No.21751770
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>>21751762
You will get a flat one, or none at all. There are children without a waifu at all in africa right now.

>> No.21751773

>>21751768
I dont play by the rules man so i choose both! She will snuggle me in mofu and titty!

>> No.21751776

>>21751757
Probably a translation issue

>> No.21751779

>>21751770
Your not the boss of me man. I will have a pai rata and you cant do anything about it.

>> No.21751780

>>21751762
I want a tall flat one because I think that body type would work well with her

>> No.21751783

>>21751779
Fine but instead of a pai you get a pie in the face by a clown rata hope you enjoy your pie rata now

>> No.21751791

>>21751780
Then i hope your wish comes true anon! More ratas for everyone no matter the size is great!

>>21751783
Cute! I bet she is gonna make that pie with love and use the milk from her big oppai as an ingredient! Makes me wanna get a clown pai rata even more!

>> No.21751797

>>21751791
>>21751779
>>21751773
>>21751762
Imagine having to cope this hard.

>> No.21751806

>>21751797
I would love to cope by nuzzling my pai rata wife! It would probably overwhelm me!

>> No.21751813

>>21751783
Clown monster girls sound scary please no

>> No.21751823

>>21751813
>clown monstergirl
>average look is CC or momster
>Aggressive
>hunt by attracting shotas and dragging them into sewers.
Spooky, but also boner inducing.

>> No.21751827

>>21751823
what kind of monster would she be? Cheshire?

>> No.21751828

>>21749843
Did they summon her or are they getting summoned?

>> No.21751833

>>21749598
You can't go wrong with the heel clack sound.

>> No.21751836

>>21751827
Too obvious she's someone you wouldn't expect, maybe a haku but maybe not

>> No.21751837

>>21751827
I was going with that it would be a monstergirl version of the IT clown. Maybe add in a spider transformation, but that might be to much.
However if i had to choose an existing mamano then yes cheshire.

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>>21751757
I've fantasized about being roughly gang-raped by p'orcs,
About being forced into daughteru-fucking by slimes,
About being pimped out to the flock by black harpies
But the fantasy I'm most ashamed is being ruined by tanukis or ratatoskr, my business and reputation trashed by their dirty tricks, and being forced to come figuratively (possibly literally) crawling into their office, where they'll force me to pleasure them while insulting me with tales how destroying me was like swatting a fly and if I satisfy them maybe they'll *consider* letting me keep the clothes on my back after they've taken everything else

They don't let me keep my clothes after all

>> No.21751848

>>21751837
>spider transformation
Spooky spider hunting for a boy is kinda cute

>> No.21751850

>>21751813
>monster reads in a encyclopedia how humans love clowns because they make them laugh and spread joy everywhere
>decides she's going to join in, despite being a more wholesome monster who's unfamiliar with makeup and comedic timing
>pops out at random, trying to tell jokes or play harmless pranks
>rumors start to circulate about a fearsome creature scarier than any mershark, whose face is an indescribable mess of runny deatht white, raven black and blood red, and is assumed to be legitimately dangerous
Poor Sea Bishop-chan. She just wanted to make everyone smile.

>> No.21751858

>>21751850
Aww poor girl I'd find her and help her with comedic timing

>> No.21751859

>>21751838
Why does reading this make my PP hard

>> No.21751860

I wish there was a Sea Bishop but on land because they are very nice girls

>> No.21751863

>>21751848
Yeah they are just lonely girls who want a cute boy to love them and to help their “balloons” “float”. Doesnt even have to be a shota, but men just run away.

>> No.21751864

So what gets you married to a tanuki, haggling with her or paying without haggling? It seems both can get you their attention?

>> No.21751869

>>21751860
I remember a Q/A talking about how mermaids could potentially slither like lamias or float in a limited capacity. Sea Bishops are very earnest, so I like the idea of them being very graceful swimmers in the water but looking extremely awkward when they swim-float through the air, and everyone tries to not acknowledge it. They're doing their best!

>> No.21751879

>>21751860
She could always just use magic and get some legs

>> No.21751881

>>21751864
>haggling with her or paying without haggling
Both can get you a tanuki if you aren't careful

>> No.21751883

>>21751864
Depends on the tanuki, probably. It's like how being either a helpless directionless perma-bachelor or a put together high-powered businessman or something in between can attract the attention of a kikimora, depending on the disposition of each individual.

>> No.21751884

>>21751869
I prefer it if they just got legs and walked awkwardly as a result. Like that one picture of an apophis with legs.

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>>21751864
>So what gets you married to a tanuki
99999G

>> No.21751887

>>21751881
What about wipping your cock out and shoving it into her face?

>> No.21751890

Why don't insect girls get much talking about, like I bet a cockroach girl can be adorable just the same as any girl

>> No.21751892

>>21751886
Wait a sec what happened to the nuki in the background

>> No.21751895

>>21751859
Because you're a dirty slut humanboy whose proper place is on his knees with his tongue out ready to lick, that's why

>> No.21751896

>>21751886
What if i use incudick on that kitsune. Would that mean i get her for free?

>> No.21751899

>>21751838
>>21751895
Fuck we need a green or story about this now.

>> No.21751903

>>21751890
I want my Orchid Mantis waifu to hold me down and nibble on me!

>> No.21751905

>>21751892
>"The shopkeeper is properly intoxicated for special service, sir. Would you like to enjoy her here, or should I have her packaged for takeaway?"

>> No.21751908

>>21751905
I guess I better buy the tanuki so I can wake her up and ask her what happened to her

>> No.21751911

>>21751864
Debt

>> No.21751925

>>21751864
Respectfully tell her you want to rail her from behind and huff her mofu? and also love and care for her

>> No.21751966

>>21750940
>still pushing the anti waifu agenda
>thinks there was less drama before
And you claimed to have been here longer than everyone else. You weren't here for /a/ or the first year on /jp/ if you seriously think that.

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beware small cats

>> No.21751989

>>21751981
But small kittens are cuties

>> No.21752027

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1153921447024197633
KC is considering making the tentacle forest game his side project it seems.

>> No.21752041
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21752041

Brown vanilla werecats > Sphinx

>> No.21752059

>>21752027
Is the tentacle forest the place the demon army does mass corruptions?

>> No.21752082

I like nice and chill cool cats

>> No.21752087

>>21752027
It's not a good idea to pile more work on when the game that's already taking up most of your time isn't even out yet. But a game where you corrupt women would be a nice side game in the future.

>> No.21752106

>>21752059
probably not. Its more of a pleasure vacation as even monster have a tough time resisting the forest molesting and using her husband to bring her down.

>> No.21752125

>>21752106
To think the forest was lethal once. The Demon Lord can damn scary

>> No.21752131

>>21752125
yeah its amazing that a bloodthirsty forest become the ultimate sex aid for men is amazing. She doesn't fuck around when something displeases her.

>> No.21752139

>>21752106
Being puppeteered by the Tentacle Forest as a sex-marionette so the demon flora can absorb the sexual energy of ur waifus' orgasms always seemed like one of the most Rube-Goldberg fetishes in the MGE, and that's a high bar to clear.

>> No.21752141

Do snake girls flick their tongue out?

>> No.21752163
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>>21750886
My taste is probably kind of questionable in some places and there's one or two of these I'd change on second thought but might as well.

>> No.21752167

>>21752139
The best part is that it is still probably the most efficient method to gain that sweet energy.
Also i would love to try it with my waifu.

>>21752141
The extra art for lamia says yes.

>>21752163
I thought you had a pharaoh in your harem.

>> No.21752182

>>21752167
The Pharaoh dude's someone else, they are really nice though.

>> No.21752193

>>21752141
Imagine if she accidentally did it while she was close to her crush and licked his face

>> No.21752272

>>21752139
I dunno man. If I could hit maximum hip pump frequency, or higher, with zero effort on my part just for walking into the outskirts of a forest I'd probably do it in a heartbeat and as often as possible. Sex is enjoyable and should remain enjoyable not make me feel like the effort I've put into my cardio routine and leg and core days have been for nothing.

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21752276

I want to hire the greatest mercenary team in the Monster Girl -verse to help me hunt Sasquatch!

>> No.21752289

>>21752276
Sasquatch isn't real tho

>> No.21752303

I want a MGE version of bloodbowl.

>> No.21752310

>>21752289
Shh. I get to spend WEEKS in the woods alone with these girls so don't ruin it for me.

>> No.21752311

When you have a daughteru how do you fuck your wife so that your daughteru doesn't know it's happening

>> No.21752315

Kc tweeted something about a Tentacle Forest game.

I'm glad he's having fun.

>> No.21752319

>>21752303
How would this theoretical “semenbowl” work?

>> No.21752322

>>21752027
Think a corruption side game would be better

>> No.21752323

>>21752311
I just assume my waifu would make her watch so she can teach her. Liches are weird like that.

>> No.21752326

>>21752311
Just do it after she goes to bed or is at a sleep over with her friends

>> No.21752330

>>21752311
Why wouldn't she know? That's her sister we're making.

>> No.21752344

>>21752319
Like american football but where rape is not just legal, it's a part of the sport. They tackle the opponent, then rape them so hard they can't continue playing. If you tackle someone so they fall outside the play area the audience is free to do whatever to them. Only natural abilities are allowed, so no magic or demon silver weapons (except for dark elves since they're cheating bastards) . You still win by having the most goals. Raping the enemy so hard they only have like 4 players left is a fair way to win.

Or something like that.

>> No.21752347

>>21752272
>Sex is enjoyable and should remain enjoyable not make me feel like the effort I've put into my cardio routine and leg and core days have been for nothing.

I dunno... if you come out of a night with e.g. an ocelomeh without bruises, muscle cramps, and balls so overworked you can barely sit down, I feel like you may be missing the point.
And I know, I know, mamonobama, but... maybe I'm just a masochist. I want those bruises and those teeth-marks and that story for my daughteru about how I put so much Spirit Energy into her conception that I couldn't stand up for a week. I'd wear my scars with pride.

'Course, if that's your baseline then the Tentacle Forest may indeed be very nice for a holiday.

>> No.21752348

>>21752289
Please do not call Summertime Yeti "Big Foot," she is very sensitive about that. Sasquatch is indeed the preferred nomenclature.

>> No.21752357

>>21752347
I could see tentacle brains asking visitors to sign a form with a few questions. One of them being level of pain or maso allowed.

>> No.21752364

>>21752311
Slime daughters have sex with their father the moment they're born to collect semen for their starting mass, so the innocence ship hasn't so much "already sailed" as it has "arrived at it's destination and raped the inhabitants"

>> No.21752372

>>21752364
I refuse to fuck my slime daughteru

>> No.21752374

>>21752344
It could work. Probably high turnover for players (male and female) though, but i am pretty sure actual blood bowl has that as well.

>> No.21752378

>>21752347
See that shit just happens, anon, but the point is I shouldn't feel like I just did a harsher workout routine than my leg and core days combined and make me feel like my cardio routine just never happened after making a go at the wife for a bit.
If you ever get the chance try going pronebone and make a humping motion as fast as you can and see how long you could keep that up for at that frequency. I feel like that's the sort of thing where you honestly have to do just that but then slowly add weights to the mix for the muscles used to actually improve the way they need to. Like speed boxing but for your groin.

>> No.21752384

>>21752374
Oh yes. In bloodblow it's really high turn over rate due to players getting permanently injured or die. In "semenblow" it would probably be marriage.

>> No.21752388

>>21752372
Congrats, you've gone down on record that you're going to actively starve your newborn daughter to death.

>> No.21752390
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21752390

Dragons are strong!

>> No.21752395

>>21752390
But I know martial arts myself.

>> No.21752401

>>21752388
Can't I just give her different biomass or have my wife just give some of her slime to the babu

>> No.21752411

>>21752384
Ah perfect then. Would teams be type based or hodge podge or a mix of both? Like the DElf team is only DElves were as devil dogs are made up of a bunch of different canine and vulpine girls?

>> No.21752415

>>21752401
Yes. Also probably could just buy some mana suppliment.

>> No.21752417

>>21752390
Could they lift an ant this big?

>> No.21752422

>>21752401
Yeah but then she'd be the only slime out of her friends that didn't get daddy dick

>> No.21752433

>>21752401
You're why people still think its okay to give children formula over breastmilk.

>> No.21752435

>>21752348
Her fur turns brown in the summer so I'm gonna call her Bigfoot, what's she gonna do cuddlerape me?

>> No.21752439

>>21752433
>formula over breastmilk.
Good ol' mana supplemen for dads that don't dick daughterus.

>> No.21752441

>>21752348
Can I call her cutepaws?

>> No.21752442

>>21752411
It's just be Team Succ vs. Team Devil Dogs.
All succubi types allowed in team vs all dog types allowed in team.

>> No.21752445

>>21752411
It's mostly based on what types you are or the area you come from. Like undeads, wonderland, elves, dark elves and so on.
Mixed teams do exist, but they have their own tournaments.

>> No.21752448

>>21752439
>consciously making your child weaker, smaller, and less intelligent than children given proper and required nutrients for that stage of development

>> No.21752454

>>21752422
>>21752433
What a fucking retarded thing to try start shitshow over. Just let them man be.

>> No.21752466

>>21752454
Daughters are sacred, anon. You raised them right or don't have them at all.

>> No.21752467

>>21752442
That succs. Should be way more teams.

>>21752445
Since the whole idea is to rape is it logical to assume that these teams are also mostly coed?

>> No.21752479

>>21752467
I dunno man. You're basically asking for a team of alps to go head to head with a team of minos at that point. For fairness by-type teams would be better.

>> No.21752483

>>21752467
>Since the whole idea is to rape is it logical to assume that these teams are also mostly coed?
Well it would be the most logical way in the MGE version.
Would be weird if a only male team faced another only male team in the finals or something. So I assume the rules would have some forced minimum or something.

>> No.21752486

>>21752483
>>21752467
Why not just make the ball a man?

>> No.21752488

Imagine capture the flag but with the team's husbando being the flag so each team trades a man at the start and they have to be able to rape their guarded man that way the guy raped is only raped by his waifu and it makes them want to rescue them even more

>> No.21752494

>>21752479
Sure, but have more teams with types than 2. Just team succ vs dog is lame.

>>21752483
Yeah and also as much as like yuri, you wouldn’t get much semen for semenblow with all womens teams. Plus i wanna play this game for the one game before i get proactively married during.

>> No.21752501

>>21752494
Theres more than just succubi and dog types in mge. https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Type_Index
That's almost as much as the NFL.

>> No.21752503

>>21752488
>Before the match starts the two flags walk up shake hands then then walk passed each other to the enemy team where in which they are tied up and both sides set up their defenses

>> No.21752504

>>21752466
>You raised them right or don't have them at all.
Well, yes, not having them at all was my intention but I was raped you see

>> No.21752508

>>21752501
The way it was worded seemed to imply it would only be team succ vs dog. I know there exists more that two types.

>> No.21752520

>>21752504
Time to take responsibility then, anon.

>> No.21752539

>>21752508
Yeah, reading back I can see how that could be misconstrued.

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>>21751083
>Were any of the Sabbath Grimoire baphos even married?

Momonika and Ropurotto are confirmed to be married, and Greilia will be soon given how fondly she's treating a "patient" in one of the images (said patient specifically seeking her out).

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>>21751216
Perhaps that's one reason KC noted that they normally only maintain an object created from their body for the duration of its use, before reabsorbing it. Saves on later cleanup.

And yes they do maintain a substantial number of regular objects in the household. They dislike having guests touch things made from their body, and so use normal objects when guests come over.

>> No.21752637

>>21752520
What's the best way to do so?

>> No.21752641

>>21752454
Daughteru dickers are retarded, that’s why they’re daughteru dickers.

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>>21751679
Plus, the Queen of Hearts is stated to design the clothes worn by the Wonderland monsters. It'd be insulting to her for them to don a different card suit from what she gave them.

>> No.21752656

>>21752651
Not all of the species markings are on clothing, plus why not make minor variations for variety?

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21752692

>>21752347
>>21752378
Keep in mind that part of the "deal" with having the tentacles deeper in the forest help with sex is that they end up devouring the mana you and the wife produce (instead of it being used to fuel you and her). Sure the tentacles are helping enhance the experience, but in a sense they are also increasing the burden on your bodies.

That's why even powerful monsters and incubi end up fucking each other unconscious and their drained bodies have to be carried back to the forest edge by the tentacles.

>> No.21752702

>>21752656
I'm sure they can, but they may want to clear it with the queen first. Bribe her with candy if she's being stubborn.

>> No.21752712

>>21752692
Yeah but that's only if you go that deep in otherwise the outskirts tentacles are not only coordinated and controlled by a brain they're gentle enough that that won't happen.

>> No.21752719

>>21752637
Feed her actual food, as far as slimes are concerned, and give her the proper, for a slime, kind of parental love. Anything less is child abuse.

>> No.21752726

>>21752651
>>21752656
>>21752702
It's a per case thing. She makes EACH outfit for each INDIVIDUAL mamano under her.

>> No.21752750
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>>21752719
It'd work just as well to have another guy available to feed her.

It'd depend on the slime too. Humpty eggs certainly aren't expected to feed on their father when they hatch, and nureonago are noted to be more interested in chores upon birth than they are in feeding from their father.

>> No.21752778

>>21752692
>>21752712
I wonder how strong a inner tentacle would be if it became a tentacle girl

>> No.21752784

What makes a shog different from a kiki if they are both maids?

>> No.21752791
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21752791

I regret nothing.

>> No.21752794

>>21752791
Im so glad there is no such thing as too much mofu

>> No.21752827

>>21752791
That man died as he lived, huffing the fluff.

>> No.21752838

>>21752750
>wanting some other guy to be present and immediately fuck your newborn daughter
And I thought I was a sick fuck...

>> No.21752840

>>21752625
I figure she'd still want to keep a few permanent objects around anyway, since Shogs also dislike it when their masters use regular objects. Just imagine the puffy-faced pouting that'd ensue if her master got up in the middle of the night to make a snack, and he used one of those guest-plates instead of one of hers. Plus, it would be a pretty barren house if she was constantly re-absorbing everything she makes. So there's probably a healthy mix of both types of things in the house.

Also, maybe this is just me, but I like it when there are small "glitches" like that, the equivalent of a kiki with a lazy side she tries not to show. Somehow, a maid who isn't quite perfect but is really trying to be the best she can is much cuter and more endearing for me than an actual perfect maid.

>> No.21752846

Images broken for anyone else? I keep getting 404 does not exist when trying to expand them.

>> No.21752851

>>21752791
Oh, god... HE'S DEAD!!!

>> No.21752852

What is a smart slime like?

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>>21752827
>>21752851
>>21752794
He is not dead, he is now one with the fluff.

>>21752852
A wife slime!

>> No.21752861

>>21752852
Like Erubetie

>> No.21752865

>>21752846
Yea, the CIA is busy diverting all traffic from here to pass through their single server to monitor board traffic because someone dropped a spicy area 51 meme so now we're all on The List.

>> No.21752870

>>21752838
She's more of a small clone than a baby (and she's going to leave as soon as she gains enough mass anyway, so it's not like you raise her like a regular daughter), but if slime sexual openness is that off-putting then there are still other options.

That is if you negotiate with the mom then she could feed the daughter essence secondhand, just like how other monsters do this via their milk. And if you didn't mind upsetting her with the bad taste, you could make her eat essence supplements.

>> No.21752872

>>21752852
A red slime.

>> No.21752876

>>21752865
So what DO they do in there anyway?

>> No.21752877

What monster daughteru would be the hardest to raise and which the easiest?

>> No.21752878

>>21752784
A Kikimora is a slavic wolf bird and a Shoggoth is a thing that should not be. They both love you very much, but they express it differently.
A Kikimora may be strict sometimes, but she wants you to be the man she knows you can be.
A Shoggoth wants you to sleep on a bed made out of her before sitting down in a chair made out of her at a table made out of her to eat breakfast using plates and utensils made out of her, then she wants to dress you in clothes made out of her and walk you to the front door on a floor made out of her. Guests get paper plates and a wobbly chair she found in the basement.

>> No.21752881

>>21752877
Fairy is easiest due t oher small size and light weight.
Slime is hardest due to her slipping between your fingers when you try to pick her up

>> No.21752883

>>21752877
>hardest
Hellhounds, Manticores, Ushi-Oni, Wurm
>easiest
Werecats, just let them loose and they'll make their own way in the world.

>> No.21752885

>>21752876
>So what DO they do in there anyway?
High speed stealth Air crafts

>> No.21752887

>>21752881
I see what you did there.

>> No.21752890
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21752890

>>21752840
I also like the scenario of the awkwardness that would ensue if during a dinner gathering at the house a guest accidentally reached for a plate or utensil made from her body and intended for mastah.

The shoggoth of course would be smiling and unfailingly polite as she informed the guest of their error, but the speed at which she blocked them or the firmness with which she took the object back may well chill them to the bone on some instinctual level.

>"Apologies sir, but this is not for YOU."

>> No.21752894

>>21752881
>Slime is hardest due to her slipping between your fingers when you try to pick her up
I pick up my slime daughteru no matter how hard it is might have to use a bucket though

>> No.21752898

>>21752883
>Wurm
A wurm would be super easy to have as a daughter

>> No.21752904
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21752904

>>21752898
THE POWER TO BREAK YOUR WORLD AND EVERYTHING IN IT

>> No.21752913

>>21752876
It's the marines crayon ration supplier and surplus. Should that truth ever come to light in the wider world our greatest branch of armed forces would be forever endangered.

>> No.21752916
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21752916

>>21752877
>Hardest
Dark elf, as you are not really the boss of her. Getting her to mind you would likely often be more a matter of negotiation and appealing to her mother than your own authority.

>Easiest
Humpty eggs, you don't raise them at all if they manage to get a husband upon hatching.

>> No.21752938

>>21752916
No, no you don't understand. With Dark Elves, you don't raise your daughterus, daughterus raise you

>> No.21752949

>>21752938
>Ohohohoho! Papa's getting hard from getting stepped on again!
Such a troublesome child.

>> No.21752954

>>21752883
>manticore
Young manticores are mofucore, anon. Just little balls of fluffy and happy. Second they hit puberty though you run.
Same for hellhounds and ushi. Just little balls of fluffy till they hit their awkward teen years.
Wurms are just wurms. They get bigger as they grow older but that's it. Brightside they're pick-upable till they hit their growth spurt age so even if they are strong just lift them up and they don't have any leverage to use. I'd wear arm guards got temper tantrums though.

>> No.21752968
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>> No.21752970

>>21752877
Vampire, just put her a butler childhood friend and you don't really need to do anything else.

>> No.21752971
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21752971

>>21752954
>Brightside they're pick-upable till they hit their growth spurt age
Do you even lift?

>> No.21752976
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21752976

>>21752954
>as I forget the picture

>> No.21752978

>>21752971
That's a 5 year old wurm, anon. Only weighs like 150ish lbs at that point.

>> No.21752981

>>21752976
What sounds do mofucores make? They have that nyoron~ face.

>> No.21752983

>>21752870
>(and she's going to leave as soon as she gains enough mass anyway, so it's not like you raise her like a regular daughter)
???
I assumed it was the mom that left, leaving you to enjoy the younger clone of herself.
A slime husbando is a man who serially dicks his own dynasty

>> No.21752985
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21752985

What part of the compass is your waifu on?

>> No.21752986
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21752986

>>21752978
So, how old is this Wurm then?

>> No.21752993

>>21752846
I'm getting an untrusted connection certificate expired error on all images.

>> No.21752996

>>21752986
Freshly hatched.

>> No.21752999

>>21752985
Well dragon is listed on there so my work is done.

>> No.21753002
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21753002

>>21752993
It must be the work of a succuvirus!

>>21752996
How can you tell?

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21753006

>>21752983
>I assumed it was the mom that left
>trusting the old Gelbooru translation

>> No.21753007

>>21753002
You know how babies put everything in their mouths?

>> No.21753013
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21753013

>>21752983
Its likely this old translation is inaccurate (its from the days when they were done by anonymous translators, and many mistakes were made). There is no way a monster would leave her husband.

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21753030

>>21752846
>>21752993
I'm not having any problems here-it's /vg/ that's giving me trouble.

>> No.21753034

>>21752968
VADA

>> No.21753035

>>21752985
On the very bottom, next to dhampir.

>> No.21753043

>>21752986
Brand spanking new. Don't spank them by the way you'll break your hand. Just shake them up and down real quick till they start moving on their own.
>>21752981
I always imagined they'd be like coked up semi-pokemon. One says a word or a phrase and the whole pack picks it up. In between it all it's a high pitched indecipherable mess of their own different tangents ontop of eachother or the quiet before the storm.

>> No.21753051

>>21752968
What is happening here?

>> No.21753052
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21753052

>>21752976

>> No.21753053

>>21752976
Those fluff balls are adorable and is that Kiki making them sugar cookies?

>> No.21753059

>>21753051
marketing

>> No.21753060

>>21753013
>There is no way a monster would leave her husband
Well, yeah, but the *new* translation says that the baby slime has all the mother's memories and loves the same man. So unless one argues that every slime relationship becomes an expanding daughteru-dicking harem, *someone*s leaving.

It doesn't violate the "No unhappy endings" meta because you still have your waifu. Now there's just a copy of her off elsewhere

>> No.21753064

>>21752916
>Dark elf, as you are not really the boss of her.
But the easy part of raising them is have your dark elf waifu be in charge of that part

>> No.21753067

>>21753060
>the baby slime has all the mother's memories and loves the same man.
thats fucking dumb

>> No.21753072

>>21753052
What did that guy do to cause them to pounce?

>> No.21753073
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>> No.21753080
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21753080

You're a master chef of slime jelly recipes, and you need to restock your ingredients. Which slime do you seek and why? How will you go about negotiating or stealing from her? If there is a husband to negotiate with then how will you convince him, and how will he go about convincing his wife?

For reference, the slime jelly article:

>It is not uncommon for slime family monsters to feed their husband a portion of their own body. However, since they fundamentally hate it when anyone other than their husband consumes their body, it’s a bit difficult for humans other than their husbands to obtain “slime jelly”. For that reason, if one wants to get jelly from them, it's best to either sneak close without them noticing and collect a small amount of the excess slime, or negotiate with their husband to get him to convince them.

>Furthermore, after losing an excess part, slimes will often have sex with their husband immediately and keep absorbing essence until they restore the part that they lost, so when trading for slime they will be pleased if you bring something that will function as a stamina booster such as mamono realm produce or medicine.

>[Slime Jelly]
>Standard slime jelly with a distinctive refreshing taste. They have the lowest intelligence of the slime family and they really hate it when anyone other than their husband eats their body, so there may be some troubles obtaining it. Additionally, “queen slimes” were originally slimes to begin with, so their jelly also has the same flavor. They are highly intelligent and social, so negotiation would be easier compared to a slime.

>[Red Slime Jelly]
>The distinction is that it's a bit sweeter compared to slime. They're a bit smarter, so negotiation may be a bit easier.

>[Bubble Slime Jelly]
>An exquisite product, with the perfect balance between sweetness and sourness. The aphrodisiac compounds are highly addictive, and if a human man consumes this, he'll be headed straight for a future as a bubble slime's husband.

>Considering where they live, at a glance, it might seem like there may be some health concerns, but they concentrate all the toxic waste and filth that sticks to their body in the excess portion that touches the ground, and they always take care not to let poison or filth reach their beloved husband. Also, since they keep the stuff they feed to their husband especially clean, there are no health concerns. However, in case one were to collect it without them knowing, there is a possibility of getting the part that's concentrated with toxins. Since eating it would wreck anyone's stomach, it's best to always try to negotiate and get them to share.

>[Dark Slime Jelly]
>It has a thick taste with melting sweetness. They have the highest intelligence of all slimes, and it's extremely easy to negotiate with them, so they'll probably gladly share their jelly. However, since they'll try to give stuff thoroughly concentrated with mamono mana, most human men that consume it will be headed straight towards becoming a dark slime's groom, and a woman's body will melt on the inside, changing her into a dark slime.

>If an incubus or monster consume it, it will cause their mind to melt into syrup, and they'll end up continually having sex until both their body and heart melt. For that reason, I recommend you take the opposite approach from the bubble slime, and secretly collect it.

>[Nureonago Jelly]
>Also known as nureonago mochi. Unlike the other slimes which are half-transparent, it's distinguished by being opaque white, and it has a springy texture and is faintly sweet. Negotiation is rather easy.

>> No.21753083

>>21753067
>thats fucking dumb
Welcome to MGE, you'll find yourself saying that a lot
centaur pussy

>> No.21753084

>>21753053
She's making everyone sugar cookies.
>>21753052
A fate worse than death.

>> No.21753086

>>21753073
Why is she flying could it be that she is actually super heroine known as squirrel girl?

>> No.21753088
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21753088

>>21753083
Front pussy!

>> No.21753102

>>21753086
I had a wurm throw her really REALLY hard just to see if she'd do it. The absolute madman.

>> No.21753108
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21753108

>>21753060
>Well, yeah, but the *new* translation says that the baby slime has all the mother's memories and loves the same man.

Where does it say that? Neither the book profile or the extra art appear to mention memories or loving the same man.

Rather, the caption says:

>A slime that has divided and produced a child. The child slime is just like the mother slime even as far as having a love for sex with men.

>> No.21753115

>>21753102
Well good thing the wurm is an expert as physics as well as trig because that Rata is landing right on you into your arms

>> No.21753123

>>21753051
Stonks

>> No.21753124

It would be nice having your lamia daughteru curled around your arm

>> No.21753131

>>21753072
He made a sudden movement.

>> No.21753133

>>21753083
>Welcome to MGE, you'll find yourself saying that a lot

Posts like this really lose their meaning when they are based on things the MGE doesn't say.

And really, a centaur with two vaginas is somehow more ridiculous than the concept of a centaur itself?

>> No.21753139

>>21753131
Would it be possible to bribe them with something like beef jerky to get them to stop smothering me in the fluff

>> No.21753146

>>21753139
Laser-pointers and pieces of string can be used to direct the attention of mofucores.

>> No.21753148

>>21753086
That doesn't make any sense, ratas are chipmunks not squirrels

>> No.21753152

>>21753148
>ratas are chipmunks not squirrels

Where did this meme even come from?

>> No.21753154

>>21753148
That why it's so genius no one will suspect that it's her

>> No.21753156

>>21753139
>beef jerky
That only works on Wendigo cuddle piles

>> No.21753160
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21753160

>>21752139
I'd rather drink a tentacle potion. If my waifu is gonna be covered in tentacle spooge, then it's gonna be MY tentacle spooge dammit!

>> No.21753162

>>21753152
>Where did this meme even come from?
Well for one it's due to her fur pattern having a head to tail stripe pattern

>> No.21753165

>>21753152
>meme

>> No.21753170

>>21753115
Nah, it's a good thing a haku specialized into wurmology long enough to teach her. God rest her liver...

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>>21753148
>>21753165
The profile literally calls her a squirrel.

>> No.21753181

What would you do if you found out your waifu was a shitposter

>> No.21753185

>>21753174
>The profile literally calls her a squirrel.
miss translation or dumbass nip

>> No.21753190

>>21753174
Clearly Wandering Scholar doesn't even taxonomy

>> No.21753196

>>21753133
Yes, three thousand years of mythology is exactly, equally dumb as double-vagina?
In this moment, I too am euphoric.

>> No.21753201

>>21753190
Carl Linne/Charles Darwin of the MGE world when?

>> No.21753210

>>21753139
>>21753146
No! Jesus God no. The second one of them figures out where the string leads to, who's been pulling jerky out of their pockets, or where the laser dot is really coming from they're going to swarm.
Best just to do things like peek-a-boo and then try to find your way out the door without removing your hands. That buys you a solid 6 hours of them waiting for you to reappear.

>> No.21753220
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21753220

>>21753133
How do MGE centaur reproductive systems work? Do both pussies have their own womb? Does the frontpussy have a super-long cervix connecting to the womb in the back?
If you down a tentacle potion and stick a tentacle in one of your centaur waifu's pussies, would it be possible to go all the way through and come out through her other pussy?

>> No.21753234

>>21753210
>That buys you a solid 6 hours of them waiting for you to reappear.
Bad idea because that would make them get sad and think you abandoned them, best idea is to turn on some cartoons and watch with them

>> No.21753235

>>21753220
>How do MGE centaur reproductive systems work?
It just works

>> No.21753249
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21753249

>>21753196
Calm down Lizard-chan.

>> No.21753258

>>21753249
I miss Crayon. He gave simple stick figures expressions that reminds me of the cartooning of Bill Watterson.

>> No.21753263

>>21753249
Lizards are very cute

>> No.21753267
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21753267

>>21753220
Given the front vagina was created purely out of the centaur's desire to enjoy more intimate sex, its possible (if unlikely, given the setting's focus on how much monsters desire to reproduce and how hard it is for them) that their reproductive system isn't even connected to it and they can't get pregnant from it.

>> No.21753270

>>21753234
Nah they just sit there bracing for the Boo part because they aren't going to be surprised this time they swear. Turn on the TV and you'll rot their little minds. Also all that fur carries static super easy and if they get curious and get close to the screen it'll discharge. If it's a tube it'll carve a plasma channel into the metal liner and if it's an LCD or plasma it'll just fry it.

>> No.21753271
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21753271

Would the human-part of an ushi oni be the same size as an average human woman from the waist up?

>> No.21753277

>>21753270
Thats why you have them on the couch with you and a bowl of popcorn they can't eat snacks if they are too close

>> No.21753281
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21753281

>>21753267
>they can't get pregnant from it

>> No.21753293
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21753293

>>21753108
My hard-drive tells me I saved this image on 27th July 2014.
This is the curse of being a pleb who can't read NipRunes. I have no way of knowing where the mistranslations start and the retcons end, nor where the mistranslations end and the bullshitting starts.

>> No.21753295

>>21753277
>Movie night with a litter of mofu and your waifu sounds nice

>> No.21753298

>>21753281
Darn, forgot that part. Extra long cervix is likely then.

>> No.21753310

>>21751864
Coming to her store daily, just to talk to her.

>> No.21753316

>>21753293
Yeah, there was a period in the translation history where those who commission the translations tried out a different translator who worked for free. His accuracy proved unreliable, and was likewise unwilling to explain his translation choices when confronted, so they soon went back to Brolen, but some damage was already done.

>> No.21753317

>>21753310
she also has the best store in town it would be silly to visit others

>> No.21753319

>>21753220
To save time we'll just cover all of them.
By canon all monsters with non-human body parts have their animal-base genitalia in its proper place. Horse-pussy, cloacas, epigynes, etc.
They also have front-pussies of human setup and orientation.
However, they all require internal fertilization even if they lay eggs and will have a period of pregnancy before said egg laying.
This fertilization can occur from either of their genitalia. These births, whatever the variety, will occur from their animal-based genitalia.
How does the sperm reach the egg? Not how it works in mamano they combine your spirit energy with their demonic energy and use that to make a kid which is sort of why it's so hard for them to get pregnant in the first place.

>> No.21753320

Would you and your waifu be willing to adopt a monster that wasn't of your waifu's type

>> No.21753329

>>21753316
I think Gullinbursti during the early days of MGR also tried out some translating, but stopped of his own accord when it became clear to him he wasn't accurate enough. Some of his old work is still floating around though.

>> No.21753332

>>21753320
>adopt
I'm not a cuckold

>> No.21753336
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21753336

>>21753263

>> No.21753342

>>21753317
Nonono, you don't understand.
You only buy things sometimes.
You usually just hang around the counter and talk to her and bring her meals.

>> No.21753344

>>21753277
Just make sure they don't stay up past their bedtime and NEVER feed them past midnight.

>> No.21753345

>>21753336
Cute though she isn't really a lizard but instead a noble dragon

>> No.21753347

>>21753342
>talk to her and bring her meals.
Exactly you wouldn't want the best store shutting down because she was taking care of customers instead of herself

>> No.21753349

>>21753344
>NEVER feed them past midnight.
What happens when you feed them after midnight

>> No.21753360

>>21753320
I'm sure my kiki wife wouldn't mind adopting a shog daughter

>> No.21753368
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21753368

>>21753319
>How does the sperm reach the egg? Not how it works in mamano

>> No.21753374

>>21753347
True!
And then after she closes up, you offer to brush her fur or massage her to help unwind from the day - your treat, of course, because she's such a good friend!

>> No.21753378

>>21753360
At least then she could raise that shog right in the proper maid technique and not how those slimes pretending to be maids do

>> No.21753380
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21753380

>>21753319
>By canon all monsters with non-human body parts have their animal-base genitalia in its proper place. Horse-pussy, cloacas, epigynes, etc.
>They also have front-pussies of human setup and orientation.

Actually the ONLY monsters so far noted in canon to have animal-based genitalia plus a normal vagina are centaurs. Unless I am missing something big there's never been a reference to cloacas, epigynes, etc.

Also, the difficulty of getting pregnant has nothing to do with combining different types of mana. Rather its a consequence of the monsters long lifespans and their former role as human predators. To quote two relevant passages (from World Guide 1 and 2 respectively)

>While their form as “predators” has greatly changed, monsters are still predators that are above humans on the food chain even now. For that reason there are naturally fewer individuals than humans, and it is much more difficult for them to multiply. Compared to humans, it is harder for them to get pregnant. Monster and human couples inevitably have far more sex than human couples, but even so, it's much more difficult for them to become pregnant compared to humans.

And

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day.

>> No.21753385

>>21753374
And because she is very cute with a wonderful heart and would be amazing to date

>> No.21753393

>>21753349
They can't get back to sleep and they'll be grumpy all day.
>>21753368
I can't open the damn pic because 4chan is dying gimme the short version please.
P.S. if it contradicts that shit about the energy fusing I swear to christ I remember that being how shit works.

>> No.21753400

>>21753393
>They can't get back to sleep and they'll be grumpy all day.
They'd each needs tummy rub to ease them

>> No.21753410

>>21753385
Shhhh!
You're supposed to let her figure it out when you give her a kiss goodbye before you head home as though it were perfectly natural!

>> No.21753420
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21753420

>>21753345
>she isn't really a lizard
She is now.
>>21753393
>
Most monster reproduction is either viviparous or oviparous. Those monsters that are nearly human and beastmen, etc. are basically viviparous, and those that have fish-shaped, insect-shaped, bird-shaped, or reptile shaped lower bodies, etc. are oviparous in the same way as the animals they share traits with, However, there's one point that makes them different from normal oviparous animals. Even monsters with the traits of fish, which reproduce via external fertilization in the case of animals, all need internal fertilization in the case of monsters. They must certainly mate directly and pour semen inside their body, and after fertilization, the egg develops inside their body for a while just as if they were viviparous before egg-laying. For that reason the time is comparatively shorter than for viviparous monsters, but there's always a time of pregnancy which will be described later.

>> No.21753423

>>21753380
In short, monsters have a naturally very low reproductive rate (though some, like vamp mosquitos, are notably higher than other monsters).

>> No.21753425
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>>21753380
I always thought it odd that KC went out of his way to write a long justification for difficult-to-fertilize monsters... that doesn't actually justify anything. There's no logically necessary correlation between long lifespan and infertility, either IRL or in-universe.
"Monsters are difficult to fertilise with human jizz because they're a different species", there, done: shorter, actually makes sense.

>> No.21753435

Is there some way to get a mamono to lay eggs through her human pussy?
That's a fetish of mine.

>> No.21753439

>>21753435
Gross.

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>> No.21753443

>>21753425
>There's no logically necessary correlation between long lifespan and infertility, either IRL or in-universe.

Sure there is, at least for very intelligent and long lived animals. When an animal is long lived and their young have a high survival rate, they tend to also produce much fewer young and at longer intervals. Whales, elephants, large birds of prey, large parrots, etc.

Likewise, warm blooded predators tend to be much less common than their prey.

>> No.21753446

>>21753380
>Unless I am missing something big there's never been a reference to cloacas, epigynes, etc.
Gimme a sec I got this bitch in a notepad this has happened so often lately.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide I: Fallen Maidens

Monster Reproduction (p55)

Reproduction with Humans

Most monster reproduction is either viviparous or oviparous. Those monsters that are nearly human and beastmen, etc. are basically viviparous, and those that have fish-shaped, insect-shaped, bird-shaped, or reptile shaped lower bodies, etc. are oviparous in the same way as the animals they share traits with, However, there's one point that makes them different from normal oviparous animals. Even monsters with the traits of fish, which reproduce via external fertilization in the case of animals, all need internal fertilization in the case of monsters. They must certainly mate directly and pour semen inside their body, and after fertilization, the egg develops inside their body for a while just as if they were viviparous before egg-laying. For that reason the time is comparatively shorter than for viviparous monsters, but there's always a time of pregnancy which will be described later.

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>>21753435
>>21753439
I assume that's how it works by default.

>> No.21753450

>>21753441
did she just eat a burger in one bite wow

>> No.21753452

>>21753185
>>21753190
>Imbeciles who cant even norse mythology

>> No.21753453

>>21753393
>P.S. if it contradicts that shit about the energy fusing I swear to christ I remember that being how shit works.

You may want to try signing up on MGR or something, they have all the most up to date and accurate translations. http://monstergirlsredux.com/

>> No.21753462

>>21753449
So a cute jubjub waifu will happily jack me off while laying our eggs?

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>>21753446
I don't see any indication there that they have multiple reproductive orifices, cloacas, etc. That paragraph is just talking about how some monsters lay eggs and others don't and that they all require internal fertilization.

The images we have likewise show such monsters as arachnes, mermaids, etc. with very human-like vaginas.

>> No.21753468

>>21753441
Impressive appetite.

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>>21753425
The problem with *that* explanation is that it doesn't explain why e.g. dragons are harder to breed than devil bugs - this being a necessary condition that the Demon Realm doesn't just steamroll insta-kill the Order.

I headcannoned that it was something like... the stronger monsters burn spirit energy into demon energy faster (this being a cause/effect of their power level), which means that by the time the sperm reaches the egg in higher monsters it's had all the life force sucked out of it.

>>21753443
That's a correlation, but not a logically necessary correlation. There's nothing in biology that says you can't have a long life and a thousand kids. I agree most things don't, but there's not, like, a specific gland that can only give you one of lifespan or kids.

>> No.21753479

All monsters should be given both hugs and fugs

>> No.21753486

>>21753467
It literally says in the same way as the animals they share traits with. Even with the mussed translation that tandemed with the context given is all you should need.

>> No.21753498

>>21753467
I want to make out with that centipede!

>> No.21753502

>>21753473
>Not a logically necessary correlation
Dumb faggot
If a species is long lived, and could produce tons of kids who would also be as long lived and fertile as their parents, they'd quickly swarm the available areas to get resources such as food, water, space, etc before they inevitably turn on each other
Long lived species as a rule also take a long time to reach sexual maturity, have longer incubation/pregnancy periods, etc

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>> No.21753524

>>21753486
>are oviparous in the same way as the animals they share traits with

That has nothing to do with what their reproductive orifice looks like, only with whether they produce eggs or live young. Nothing in the context of the paragraph has anything to do with cloacas or epigynes. The closest thing to it is the statement that their lower bodies are "shaped" like various creatures, but the actual subject is all about whether they lay eggs or not.

And again, all the actual art of those monsters shows human-like vaginas. I fail to see why centaurs would merit special mention int heir profile and by KC if extra reproductive organs were found in many other monster types.

>> No.21753535

>>21753502
>If a species is long lived, and could produce tons of kids who would also be as long lived and fertile as their parents, they'd quickly swarm the available areas to get resources such as food, water, space, etc before they inevitably turn on each other
"Natural equilibrium theory" was debunked years ago.
Exactly what you describe happens all the fucking time, it's literally what every species is TRYING to do. Greenpeace just tries to tell you "species self-regulate in harmony with their environment!" as pro-animal propaganda, it's a complete lie, everyone's always fighting tooth and claw to eat the whole pie, tomorrow be damned.

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>> No.21753549

>>21753524
I'm sure some lich or hatter or trumpart or baph has made potions or charmed foods for mamono and their husband to experiment with animal genitalia.

>> No.21753553

>>21753502
Of course with the caveat that the babies have to have a high survival rate. Tortoises, certain fish (not sharks), crocodiles, etc. have long lives and produce lots of babies, but that's because most of the babies will not reach adulthood.

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>>21753524
>I fail to see why centaurs would merit special mention int heir profile and by KC if extra reproductive organs were found in many other monster types.
Because KC had to reassure fans that their horsepussies could be satisfied by human cocks.

>> No.21753557

>>21753541
Okay then.

>> No.21753559

I've seen talk of monster girl cops but what about MG firefighters

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>>21752954
>Just little balls of fluffy
With boundless energy and an inherent need to get into trouble.

>> No.21753574

>>21753559
Firefighting is the one Demon Realm profession other than prostitution best left to incubi.
"Cumming buckets" can be put to practical use

>> No.21753576

>>21753446
>oviparous anything
Kill it with fire.

>> No.21753578

>>21753571
3 of them and another on the way what a great big happy family

>> No.21753588

>>21753556
I want to fist a centaur's horse pussy all the way up to my shoulder.
I want to fist a centaur's human pussy all the way up to my shoulder.

>> No.21753590

>>21753559
An undine or gnome or a husband or covenantor of one of those types of mamono would be effective.

>> No.21753592

>>21753541
I guess this is based on the flag of Qing dynasty?

>> No.21753595

>>21753556
Well he did that by making the horse pussy human-adapted. He could have left centaurs at that, but he didn't and gave them an extra vagina too.

Then what he did later in an actual Q and A was explain why he gave them the front vagina (the desire for more intimacy). That the person asking was confused at the concept of there being two vaginas likewise indicates that its not something present in other monsters.

>> No.21753611

>>21753595
>That the person asking was confused at the concept of there being two vaginas likewise indicates that its not something present in other monsters
As far as evidence goes, "the cluelessness of a given Internet rando" does not meet the standards set by the court

>> No.21753614

>>21753510
I liked the other dullahan and tome bound lich he did recently

>> No.21753616

>>21753556
To be fair, ahead of time don't make me write it all out just trust me, most people don't know a human sized dick would satisfy a horse just fine or that a horse is tighter than a human for a wild variety of reasons and explaining that in a profile or statement is a lot more iffy than just handwaving their worried with a single statement.

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>>21753595
Obviously, KC doesn't know about the adaptability of horse pussy.

>> No.21753628

>>21753578
It’s the dream alright.

>> No.21753633

>>21753620
>oh shit somebody saved it
Delete it! Before they fucking put me in a damn watchlist.

>> No.21753638

>>21753576
Dragons are immune to fire.

>> No.21753646

>>21753620
Bicorns and White Horns are more appealing now, what the fuck.

>> No.21753661

>>21753638
Not the nuclear one, Tim.

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>>21753646

>> No.21753667

>>21753576
>Not wanting to hug your egg and keep it warm
>Not wanting to tell you egg all of mommy's embarrassing secrets
>Not wanting to doodle smiley faces and other silly things on your egg
Shit dad, that's what you are

>> No.21753684

>>21753661
That just makes them kaiju.

>> No.21753689

>>21753667
>you can't do that all and more with a leftover shell

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>>21753633
Too late.

>> No.21753723

>>21753667
Hugging the egg is so cute so that when she hatches her first experience with the world is a hug

>> No.21753730

Anyone else planning on storming Area 51? I want to find out if the government has been hiding the monster girls from us all along.

>> No.21753745

>>21753730
Go back to lebbit, kid.

>> No.21753761

>>21753745
Alright then. Just don't be salty when I leave Area 51 with my waifu while you are forever alone.

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Oh by the way, this canonically exists.

>> No.21753810

>>21753806
Would dick

>> No.21753827

>>21753806
Would own as a pet but not to dick

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>> No.21753834

>>21753831
Why are they so happy?

>> No.21753849

>>21753806
Would purge

>> No.21753850

>>21753806
I don't mind.

>> No.21753877

>>21753810
>>21753827
>>21753849
>>21753850
>giving him (You)s
Bad anons.

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>> No.21753889

>>21752851
>>21752791
>undead incubus reluctant in telling how he actually died

>> No.21753899

>>21753510
I wonder what her court position is

>> No.21753937

Big titty dwarf GF

>> No.21753963

>>21752968
Sideboob is the best boob

>> No.21753981

>>21753806
Meh I would but I prefer the dog

>> No.21754010

>>21753479
How is a Yeti using a computer with her big paws?

>> No.21754035

>>21753963
My man. Its just so great how easy it is to grope.

>> No.21754044

>>21754010
Special typing wand she got by mashing the keypad with her palm?

>> No.21754069

>>21751863
Anyone got that photo of an Ushi Oni flying using balloons?

>> No.21754123

>>21754010
Pure determination.

>> No.21754140

>>21754010
It’s easy, just as much as doing so with boxing gloves.

>> No.21754151

>>21753806
Not a fan of cait siths at all, but cu siths are sweet girls. It's a shame they're furshit.

>> No.21754159

Do cat girls and dog girls know how to get along?

>> No.21754167

>>21754159
Depends, really. Big dogs get along pretty well with anything.
Our cat really misses our late dog.

>> No.21754197

>>21754167
Animals may act like they hate each other, but when one of them passes, you'll see them grieve.

>> No.21754212

>>21754044
>Typing in gibberish into the computer automatically turns on the text to speech

>> No.21754224

What kind of cake does your waifu like?

>> No.21754230

>>21754159
I bet they generally get along, but they still fght over some things
>getting a double bj from your cat girl and dog girl
>just before you blow a huge load, cat girl jumps on your cock, taking it all in her mouth
>"Hey! That's not fair! I want some too!"
>dog girl pulls cat girl's head off of you and forcefully locks lips with her, trying to get some of your precious semen for herself
>both of them shudder as the taste sends pleasure jolting down their spines
>they both look at you, asses together, ready for the next round

>> No.21754240

>>21754224
I think she would eat all the cakes but since her favorite desserts are pineapple ones maybe she'd like one like that.

>> No.21754241

>>21754151
I’d friend a Cu.
The reason I wouldn’t give Caits similar treatment is their attitude problem.

>> No.21754256

>>21754224
Cheesecake and ice-cream cake are her favorites!

>> No.21754259

>>21754241
They just want ear scritches

>> No.21754264

>>21754224
We don't eat cakes in this house, we're a pie family.
A blueberry pie family.

>> No.21754268

>>21754224
my wife prefers pie to cake. Specifically cream pie.

>> No.21754282

>>21754264
>>21754268
How oddly similar, yet so different.

>> No.21754298

>>21754224
shortcake

>> No.21754310

lich

>> No.21754319

>>21754259
They can get them if they don’t act like petulant cunts.

>> No.21754332

>>21754282
In most cases cakes are majority filler while pies are majority stuff-you-want.
The winner is clear, barring significant outliers.

>> No.21754343

>>21754332
The trick with cake is to avoid anything covered in fondant and icing.

>> No.21754392

>>21754224
Chocolate banana cake

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>>21753271
We don't really know, but I'd say at least slightly larger than average. That is KC has noted they can carry their husband as his mount no problem, and it would look a little odd if he was a lot taller than her while doing so.

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>>21754392
>banana

>> No.21754448

>>21753806
Consider that this is a thing and crazy cat ladies are a thing, little old grandmas are going to be running around with armies of cait siths.

>> No.21754460

>>21753271
>>21754418
Big ancient ushi wife is what I want anyway

>> No.21754464

>>21754418
What does ushi fluff feel like?

>> No.21754507

>>21754464
Somewhere between a hand towel and shag carpet

>> No.21754564

>>21752985
The axes on this chart are retarded and translated very poorly from the original. The vertical axis is literally labeled in reverse.

>> No.21754631

Wurms are incredible

>> No.21754689

>>21754631
Incredibly under rated, the retard meme killed them sadly.

>> No.21754733

>>21754689
Simple girls are sweet girls. I want to lift a wurm up and let her pretend she's flying.

>> No.21754742

>>21754733
>lift a wurm up
Good luck with that.

>> No.21754757

>>21754742
Just need to break your strength level cap or learn magic enough to move large things.

Or find baby wurms.

>> No.21754767

>>21754742
>Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall lift my wife
- Some nerd talking about dragons, probably.

>> No.21754802

>>21754742
Just get some strength gloves like the ones from Zelda. Even a twink could lift a wurm with those.

>> No.21754816

>>21754802
Why not just get a lighter wife?

>> No.21754828

>>21754816
But if a wurm was lighter due to her size she would be less dense than air

>> No.21754832

>>21754733
I still really like that idea of a wurm getting employed by a Titania to be the fairy realm's "dragon" and the Titania granting her fairy wings. Wonderful Wholesome Wurms!

>> No.21754841

>>21754828
Get a smaller Wurm

>> No.21754852

>>21754841
Smol wurm big heart

>> No.21754859

Man I want a muscle demon gf whose cooking is always about proteins.

>> No.21754874

Are there etiquette skills for ojou monsters?

>> No.21754886

>>21754832
Since fairy wings seem to be inspired by insect wings, a fairy wurn would probably be a dragonfly, and look so cool all the other dragons would be really impressed. She deserves it for being such a hard, earnest worker for the fairies!

>> No.21754891

>>21754852
Imagine lifting up your wurm every day, growing stronger as she gets bigger. The ultimate muscle-building routine!

>> No.21754962

>>21754874
Using their male servant as a chair is encouraged

>> No.21755029

>>21754689
What else did you expect from a species described as having low intelligence?

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>>21754460

>> No.21755056

>>21755029
I like to think that most low int monsters make up for it with high wis. Even zombies know that the most precious thing in the world is physical and emotional warmth.

>> No.21755058

>>21755041
I am pretty sure thats a smol ushi.

>> No.21755067

>>21754962
What if they have no male Servant? Or are a peasant girl/monster with mysterious benefactor?

>> No.21755089
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21755089

How do you explain to your undersea waifu that there are no more Splatfests.

>> No.21755091

>>21755067
a peasant mg would be a lot of fun to live with.

>> No.21755100
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>>21755089
We can always make our own.

>> No.21755103

>>21755029
You don't have to flanderize it into full-on retardation

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>>21755058
You call this "smol"?

>> No.21755111
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21755111

Breed your cows!

>> No.21755114

>>21755041
She doesn't look as young as that one, but she does have big ushi tits

>> No.21755124

>>21754886
Perfect for the fairy realm

>> No.21755133

>>21755091
Like a Troll.

>> No.21755145

>>21755111
Make me.

>> No.21755150

>>21755105
well her tits aren't small, but the rest is. That just makes her better.

>> No.21755153

>>21754310
wisp

>> No.21755156

>>21755111
That is a very dark nipple

>> No.21755158

>>21755156
>nipple
That's her bra.

>> No.21755161

>>21755158
The shading made the white part look too similar to the sky.

>> No.21755294

>>21755100
>>21755111
Sauce?

>> No.21755322

>>21755294
https://www.deviantart.com/banana-yvana/art/Octo-woman-652212064

>> No.21755371

Anyone else getting a "connection error" when they try to post images?

>> No.21755377

>>21755161
Only in the thumbnail.

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POTATOES

>> No.21755389

>>21755383
She tiny

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>>21755383
Potatoes?

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>>21755389
PO-

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White Horns are good moms even if the daughter is adopted

>> No.21755485

>>21755479
I bet the daughter tells her that "Ahwuv you" to her every night

>> No.21755498

>>21755479
I want to write a story of a man, his monstergirl wife, and their large family of monster daughters and human sons adopting a human girl, and not monsterizing her unless she chose to

>> No.21755506

What if a Dhampir wanted to be a Gang Star?

>> No.21755512

>>21755506
I'll need to see if she tastes like a liar.

>> No.21755543

>>21755111
Nah, not into holsts. I'll help her find someone who is, though!
My tanuki advisor is even telling me that we should do it for free, and expediate it!

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>>21755485
>little Wendi tells her foster White Horn mom she loves her
In Winterstown they say, White Horn-san's heart grew three sizes that day

>> No.21755556

>>21755498
It would suck if she just dies alone because of it.

>> No.21755571

>>21755556
Now why would that happen?

>> No.21755575

>>21755571
She's a human competing with monstergirls.

>> No.21755590

>>21755575
And some guys prefer humans.
And some mamono will help hook up their human female friends - after all, no human/human relationships means no more men.

>> No.21755593

>>21755575
Love conquers all.

>> No.21755595

>>21755506
A what?

>> No.21755596

>>21755595
A Gangster Star. They usually wake up feeling so horny.

>> No.21755599

>>21755590
>after all, no human/human relationships means no more men
The Demon Lord is working on fixing that.

>> No.21755603

>>21755599
But until then, we have an alternative solution.

>> No.21755605

>>21755590
Didn’t kc say that probably will be solved within a lifetime or something?

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>>21755506
I'll give her a golden experience.

>> No.21755614

>>21755605
Before the current generation dies out, or something like that, I think is what he said. Of course that is pretty vague as to what constitutes a "generation" in the MGE.

>> No.21755617

>>21755590
To be clear, lack of men isn't really an issue at all yet (beyond a local issue). Heck, monsters mostly take excess men who would never get a human woman to begin with. Monsters have trouble getting men more due to them often living far from regions with tons of available men.

>> No.21755618

>>21755614
I assume 100 years or a little more or less which means it’s not much of a problem

>> No.21755621
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>>21755614
>Order women smugly state think that monsters will just die out within a couple of decades and thus they'll return to being the only pussy around
>Forgot that monsters live for hundreds of years and some are just straight up immortal

>> No.21755657

>>21755629
>Order woman who says that
>Lying on her bed
>Near-debilitated by old age
>Sabbath offers her a second chance at youth and life

>> No.21755659

>>21755629
Cute snek

>> No.21755690

>>21755659
That's very clearly the look of a villain snake anon.

>> No.21755705

>>21755690
One man's villainess is another man's heroine.

>> No.21755709

>>21755479
I want to give her a real daughter.

>> No.21755713

>>21755690
But she has a cute hat

>> No.21755718

>>21755690
She's just boasting because she beat out some lesser, underdeveloped MG for a rare guy. Gotta have something to hold onto, if you catch my meaning. No flatties.

>> No.21755719

>>21755657
Look we have to get our lolibabas with attitude from somewhere.

>> No.21755720

>>21755718
A pettanko mamono would fit my tastes more than an oppai mamono!

>> No.21755743

>>21755629
Some weird incubi probably like order pussy

>> No.21755746

>>21755720
You must like the fast food of mamono. Maybe Chinese food. Eat it and you're hungry for a real meal an hour later.

>> No.21755753

>>21755743
i like the idea of using incubi dick to corrupt a pure order nun. Is that the same thing.

>> No.21755759

>>21755746
What the fuck, man?
I just like small, easy to fondle breasts!
Paizuri is overrated, anyways. All of the fun sexual acts are elsewhere.

>> No.21755770

>>21755759
>easy
There's you're problem, anon. Never willing to accept challenges. Improve your lovemaking skills. Git gud.

>> No.21755779

>>21755753
yes. It's pretty nice

>> No.21755781

>>21755770
Also, I find overly large breasts ugly.
Like, if they're too big I sometimes get turned off.

>> No.21755786

>>21755781
Define overly large for you.

>> No.21755797

>>21755719
not sure i'd take a human lolibaba

>> No.21755801

>>21755786
Bigger than the girl's head is a turn-off.
Completely flat or larger than a grapefruit is middling.
That remaining middle range is peak for me.

>> No.21755804

>>21755786
Not him, but for me it depends on the size and proportions of the rest of the body and also the art style. That said, generally if you get each breast is more than somewhat larger than the woman's head it starts to edge into dangerous territory.

>> No.21755808

>>21755801
>>21755804
A perky DD is fine too. I think the only real female I have ever seen with ridiculously sized breasts that looked good was that Yulia Nova chick that used to get posted on /b/ back in the day, but she's the only one. Otherwise it's saggage city.

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>>21755797
I mean she doesn't necessarily have to end up as a Witch.
The possibilities are endless when the sabbath gets involved.

>> No.21755834

Which monster girl would appreciate a British pith hat and khaki safari suit for role play?

>> No.21755835

>>21755779
Glad i am not the only one. I just love imagining different scenarios.
Like maybe its a slow boil where she gets lewder and lewder each creampie. Slowly as the repression she underwent is wasted away.
Or its a more quick pace where i we both slowly fall in love and drink a slime potion for instant psliming on our first time.

>> No.21755841

>>21755833
i just meant one who isn't a natural mg, i wouldn't trust them simply because of their origin.

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>>21755834
Jinko.

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>>21755841
Anon that's racist.

>> No.21755855

>>21755841
Why not? They necessarily pick up monster sensibilities.
The one thing to worry about is that they have a higher rate of becoming extremists, because they've been on the far side of the fence and know firsthand exactly how much people stand to gain from monsterization (and how good it feels).

>> No.21755866

>>21749964
>>21749747
Were these hands capable of the craft and this mind as still and clear as a serene lake, could do it. But alas, stormy waters ahead.

>> No.21755873

>>21755854
>exet or kc included a pslime and mindflayer transformation
That kinda of amazed me, but also makes me unreasonably happy.

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>> No.21755882

>>21755855
because i have a strong mental guard up for people and if i knew they were human i'd just stonewall them.

>> No.21755900

I don’t see much more of difference between a girl turning into monster and one born as one

>> No.21755904

>>21755882
But they're not human, that's the point.

>> No.21755905

>>21755900
A girl that was born a monster girl is far more preferable.

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>>21755873
>exet or kc
AFAIK, the only input KC had in the game was the cover art and some bonus artwork.

>> No.21755913

>>21755904
yes but just knowing they were at one point would make me shut them out

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>>21755913
If you think that will stop any MG then you're more naive than I thought.

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>>21755905
Why?

>> No.21755937

>>21755905
I guess it’s preference but to me at least the only difference I see is when you thinking out a girls story or something

>> No.21755945

>>21755900
Maybe its because of the unique nature of my waifu and favorite species, but i agree.

>>21755909
Than good job exet for including them.

>> No.21755948

>>21755927
A girl that became a monster girl is still a monster on the inside, so peccable.

>> No.21755949

>>21755927
I could see a human girl trying to maintain her 3DPD attitude for as long as possible even as a monster girl. Likely is still only attracted to chads. 10/10 they're the only monster girls that sleep around a bit before settling on a guy.

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>it's another case of retard gaijins doing their damndest to ruin a fantasy for themselves
Clockwork.

>> No.21755983

>>21755949
Nah they are probably the ones that lose to dick. The harder they think they can keep being 3dpd the harder the loss is.

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>>21755972
Have mercy Yeti-san!

>> No.21755993

>>21755949
I'd agree that they're more likely to be overwhelmed by pleasure, heart pupil, and lose to the first dick they take. Might be interesting to see them fight it until then.

>> No.21755996

>>21755900
Agreed, it only really effects the girl's back story and not who she is in the present.
>>21755949
But this is wrong, fallen maidens is a good example of how it actually works.

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>> No.21756004

>>21755882
Anon, you realize you are human too, right?

>> No.21756019

>>21756004
i didn't say i like myself

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>>21755983
Human to monster girls are the girls that'd be extremely promiscuous in their human lives then go to get monsterized thinking they could ramp it up even more, but then lose to the first dick they come across. They're still whores at heart. Pure monster girls are patrician taste. Converts are trash.

>> No.21756027

>>21755993
Yeah like if they are haughty about it.

>> No.21756028

>>21756004
Not him, but if I can't trust my own humanity I sure as fuck can't trust the humanity of others. Humans are fucked.

>> No.21756029

>>21755996
haven't read fallen maidens

>> No.21756032

>>21756023
How about you read the setting you dumb cunt?

>> No.21756034

>>21756023
And I could definitely see this being the case with older human women that want to live longer and look younger as well

>> No.21756040

>>21756023
Thats a retarded generalization anon. Of the canon converts non of them had prior experience and infact the only ones with such are the baphos and mari, both of which being born monsters.

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>>21755937
>I guess it’s preference but to me at least the only difference I see is when you thinking out a girls story or something

There are certain differences. Namely, monsterized women:

1. Are more likely to be adamant about monsterizing humans, since they know from personal experience how great it is.
2. Are more likely to deviate from the standard personality/nature of the monster species they transformed into, thanks to how they maintain the essence of who they were as a human.
3. Are more likely to create big changes to monster culture thanks to the knowledge of human culture they impart, hence why a majority of artists, chefs, etc. in mamono realms are incubi or monsterized women.

>> No.21756049

>>21752876
That’s where they have the demon lord locked up to keep monsters from coming to this world.

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>>21755988
If she has Mercy I got Mei

>> No.21756060

It must be really easy for monsters to convert unattached lesbians. Just gotta use polymorph do some demon infused yuri and then fuck off as the women starts craving the dick. Or just bringing her husband in to show the women the marvels of dick.

>> No.21756070

>>21756027
Haughty is great for this kind of thing, but even a normal girl finding her desires warping and then discovering that HOLY FUCK DICK IS AMAZING NOW, SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS MAN would be a good read. Also, she'd learn to see what's on the inside. It'd be like What Women Want, but genderbent.

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>>21756029
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

>> No.21756098

....I'm gonna find the Pai-loli wilds and explore it.
The deep jungles, the high mountains, I want to see it all.

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>>21756041
Cute dork.

>> No.21756102

>>21756060
I guess that checks out since poly only breaks from pleasure and they wouldn't feel shit with a woman

>> No.21756104

>>21756070
Very true and that does sounds really nice.

>> No.21756109

>>21756091
I'll read some when I get up later

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>> No.21756120

>>21756098
Same. Just hope some rambunctious rats find me and force me to milk their big loli oppai.

>> No.21756126

>>21756058
Who drew that? he should draw the whole cast of Overwatch as their respective monster girls

>> No.21756128

>>21756120
Jungle rats?
Please

Between the jinkos and Amazons, there's a lot more oppai lolis to give you trouble.

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>>21756041
>third point
That's why HFYniggers are retarded when they claim that humanity in the MGE universe is being erased. Everyone knows that cultural victory is the best kind of victory.

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>> No.21756150

Pettan lolis >Tallflats > Voluptuous > Oppai loli
Change my mind.

>> No.21756152

>>21756128
>pai jinkos prowling
>pai amazons hunting
>pai spiders waiting
>pai rats scurrying
Dangerous and thats not even all the potential pai lolis you can meet!

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>>21756126
https://deel.tumblr.com/post/149963355523/commission-mge-yeti-in-meis-outfit

>> No.21756157

>>21756150
Why would i change it? I like pai lolis, but would never want you to forcefully change your opinions.

>> No.21756162

>>21756152
Of course not.
>Green Dragon lolis hiding in the deep woods.
>Pai loli alrauns, dryads, and tentacles looking to wrap you up.
>Pai loli Piranha Sahus in the rivers.
>Pai loli mantises and Soldier beetles ambushing you

The forest is alive with its thirst for Oniichan

>> No.21756165

>>21756150
butterflies and bees

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>>21756150

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>>21756165
Butterflies?

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>> No.21756184

>>21756150
Here, let me 1-up you
Wife (or wives, if you're a heathen) >>>>>>>>> the rest.
>>21756176
Something about winged bug girls really gets to me.

>> No.21756185

Do shiro runya and greilla get along with the ultralewd sabbath members?

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>>21756184
Me too.

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>>21756185
I don't see why they wouldn't.

>> No.21756199

>>21756162
Many virgin onii-chans enter, but none ever leave.

>>21756176
Thats a top tier fucking image anon! Is that your waifu or just a random image?

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>>21756199
You said butterflies.

>> No.21756206

>>21756199
They say something amazing lives atop a temple in the mountains but no man has made it there and returned.

>> No.21756214

>>21756204
no he didn't

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Fat fairies.

>> No.21756222

>>21756204
You may have me confised for another anon, but still great butterflies.

>>21756206
I wonder what it could be? Maybe a pai-lolim? Or perhaps another pai-bapho?

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>>21756217

>> No.21756226

>>21756217
>Fairy
That's a succubus.

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>>21756214
Yes he did.

>> No.21756232

>>21756222
Maybe you should give it a try.
Surely you'll be the one to make it there this time.

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>> No.21756242

>>21756217
Tiny Fairies with big honking grape sized breasts are the best!

>>21756232
Thanks for words of encouragement anon. Although i might need some help making it through all those oppai lolis.

>>21756235
Fuck me lewd nuns are just so good.

>> No.21756244

Beat the summer! New spirit powder enhanced electrolyte beverage, Onii Sweat*! Available in Otousan Orange, Anikiwi Strawberry, and Bara Blue Raspberry!

*does not contain sweat.

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>> No.21756260

>>21756244
>malicious tanuki rubs hands because the spirit powder is sweat based
>still legal due to loophole.

>> No.21756265

>>21756244
>*does not contain sweat.
Is that a fucking challenge?

>> No.21756270

>>21756253
thats hot

>> No.21756273

>>21756260
>tanukis running literal sweat shops (saunas with drains) in order to mass produce sweat to make sports drinks
Is this what accelerationism is like?

>> No.21756280

>>21756242
You'll be fine.
Just watch out for the pai loli kakuen and ocelomeh

>> No.21756282

>Dark mage kraken
Imagine the ara aras

>> No.21756289

>>21756282
Bet it'd be easy for her friends to talk her into sinking ships.

>> No.21756293

>>21756253
Thats what i am talking about. I normally don't like scp, but my god if that succu priestess one didn't make me harder than diamond. I just cant resist a women/monster with a habit.

>> No.21756295

>>21756235
>tfw no nun diligently praying to the goddess of fertility while riding and grinding your cock against her womb

>> No.21756297

>>21756162
I want to get myself a pack of oppai Loli chinchillas!!! Fluffy rat girls with even ‘fluffier’ tits!!!

>> No.21756304

>>21756280
Thats easy to say, but if they start working together i am going to need some other men to distract them.

>> No.21756305
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So everybody prefers the nuns to be sexually active instead of shy and pure?

>> No.21756311

>>21756217
Oh no, Anon! That's a dragon, and a very slutty one at that.

>> No.21756313

>>21756297
Anon no, that's too much rat fluff!

>> No.21756318

>>21756304
So you need sacrifices.

>> No.21756320

>>21756165
They're pretty nice.

>>21756167
Narmaya is kinda cute.

>>21756184
Of course. And I just happen to want a cute pettanko wife!

>> No.21756321

>>21756280
What can a smol pai-loli ocelomeh do to a grown man? You can just pick them up and do whatever you want.

>> No.21756329

>>21756305
Sexually active eventually, but shy and pure before that is a nice juxtaposition sometimes.

>> No.21756333

>>21756295
>she shakes her hips faster in tune with her increasing chant tempo.

>>21756297
You will be invaluable for my squad then. I will need a man like you willing to sacrifice himself to their mofu before it takes more of my men/bait.

>>21756305
I likem lewd but still virgins.

>> No.21756334

>>21756289
>"Come on, just sink a couple of ships with us. Think of the cute shota cabin boys."
>that's all she needed to convince her

>> No.21756341

>>21756321
>Pick her up
>She grabs your head and chokes you out with her breasts

Another fool.

>> No.21756353

>>21756329
Actually i change my answer to what anon said. Virgin pure who becomes lewd as sin for me.

>>21756318
Exactly. I need enough to get to whatever's in the centre of this pai loli tootsie roll.

>>21756321
Dont underestimate them anon. They are trained with those paddles and will use them.

>> No.21756356

Would your waifu make a sex tape with your unconscious body that she pumped full of sleeping aides and aphrodisiacs? Would you even like that to happen? I would.

>> No.21756359

Little loli monstergirls lined up naked with cunnies and tushy-holes stuffed with vibrators!

>> No.21756362

>>21756334
>She really wants a cute shota
>For SOME reason, all of the ships she sinks are full of nothing but bara muscle sailors
>Soon, she is the only one of her friends not married
She needs to target the universe equivalent of a Disney Cruise.

>> No.21756365

>>21756356
Thats one of my fetishes to be used and made to cum in a girl while asleep. Even better if she wakes me up half way to taunt me about it.

>> No.21756366

Since the topic about Monsterization is still recent enough;
Does your waifu's species monsterize a human girl beyond the usual method?
Has your waifu personally monsterized a woman before?

>> No.21756367

>>21756305
Sexually active no as in with multiple partners no. Sexually active as in just me yes.

>> No.21756371

>>21756356
Sex but only she gets to enjoy it?
I bet you like giving head

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>> No.21756374

>>21756356
I can’t suck her nipples while I’m asleep, can’t move my hips or grope with my hands either so no.

>> No.21756376

>>21756353
>So many Anons sacrificed
>So many left to other pai lolis.
>Anon makes it to the top where he finds the temple empty but for a simple chest on a pedestal
>He's but a few feet away when it bursts open, a particularly busty girl with tan skin and hair bound in a side tail.
>Confetti comes with her and, in a loud voice she shouts "Congratulations! You survived the jungle and mountain! Enjoy your reward brave traveler!"
>Anon is handed a small scrap of paper....its message?
>"Free Lifetime Meal's at McNuki's*
>*Agreement void upon undeath

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>>21756244
In my country the main sports drink IRL is called Porci Sweat.
Living the ancap dream already

>> No.21756383

>>21756356
I'd do that to her.

>> No.21756388

>>21756371
There is absolutely nothing wrong with eating out your wife.

>> No.21756391

>>21756379
What monstergirl would be more likely to subscribe to ancap philosophy.

Hard mode: no tanuki

>> No.21756395

>>21756333
>as her chanting gets faster, warm light begins to shine down on both of you
>you're concerned about how the light seems to be growing brighter as she continues, but the sensation of her womb kissing the tip of your dick keeps you too distracted to do anything
>finally, at the apex of her prayer, she slams her hips down on you one last time as the light flashes and you feel every last drop of semen you have force it's way out of you and into her
>as the light begins to fade, you catch a glimpse of her with a look of heavenly pleasure on her face, surrounded by golden light, with angelic wings sprouting from her back
>you later wonder if you were just seeing things

>> No.21756400

>>21756353
>Virgin pure who becomes lewd as sin for me.
A further thing to consider: Does she realize what's happened to her, or does she continue to worship with perverted views valkyrie style?

>> No.21756402

>>21756366
Depends what you mean by beyond the usual method? My waifu is a pslime. Her species is indeed built off of an unusual monsterization and living cycle. So i hazard to say yes, but clarity might be needed.
Um yeah. How many depends on what you mean by personally. Clarification needed.

>>21756376
Well i guess i just go find a pai loli for myself and take to mcnukis.

>> No.21756408

>>21756400
>does she continue to worship with perverted views valkyrie style?
Holy incubi and succubi exist anon, and this is likely why

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>>21756371
>>21756388
Succubus Notebook says that succubi can feel pleasure from giving blowjobs or paizuri. Can incubi feel pleasure from giving cunnilingus?

>> No.21756418

>>21756395
Hathor bless me thats hot. Now i don't know if i want to go another round pr not, but i don't think shes asking either way.

>>21756400
Tough choice. Both are really good, but i think i lean slightly to unknown perversion.

>> No.21756422

>>21756414
Gonna stick a wiener in her mouth.
Hope she like's the taste of mustard

>> No.21756428

>>21756414
Given they can feed on mamono mana, one would presume they feel pleasure from the experience of eating it during displays of affection and can feed via skin contact like monsters as well.

>> No.21756430

>>21756414
I fucking hope so. I love face sitting and receiving physical pleasure beyond the extreme mental pleasure it gives me would be great. Same with groping, fondling, and sucking her breasts.

>> No.21756433
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21756433

>>21756150
Anon, you have the gay.

>> No.21756435

>>21756400
Personally, I like the valkyrie style. Especially if she doesn't want to admit she's a total pervert deep down
>See, Anon? I'm not some lewd girl who wants to mate like an animal with you. This is just god's commands. God demands that I fill every one of my holes with as much of your semen as I can. God demands that I birth child after child for you.

>> No.21756437

>>21756414
That would be a nice bonus.

>> No.21756450

>>21756321
A flanking attack with her forward artillery on the man's weakspot.
Read your Napaileon!

>> No.21756452

>>21756433
Gonna bully older shortstacks by calling them shortcakes. What are they gonna do do about it, standing paizuri me?

>> No.21756464

>>21756450
What if you hit her with a lancing attack on her unprotected rear flank?

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