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Who can tame the One-eyed Snake?

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>> No.21790355

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21790361
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moths are good girls

>> No.21790363

There are so many mamono I like! It's overwhelming!

>> No.21790364

>>21790351
Basilisks are not one-eyed?

>> No.21790366
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>> No.21790368

>>21790351
I will with copious amounts of hugs and hand holding

>> No.21790369
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>>21790364
Shhhh, don't ruin it.

>> No.21790370

Cutie kunoichis!

>> No.21790371
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You can only pick and post ONE (1) monstergirl race as your absolute favorite among monstegirls.

Which one is it?

>> No.21790375
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Imagine defeating a demon overlord in a children's card game.

>> No.21790376

>>21790371
Crow Tengu.

>> No.21790382

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to get snug, bury your face in your wife's hair, and enjoy her scent....unless she's a slime, then you may run a risk of drowning.

>> No.21790383

>>21790375
Card games seem like a fun way of bullying a Pharaoh and Apophis.

>> No.21790384
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Unagi sisters seem difficult to handle

>> No.21790389
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>>21790371
fish

>> No.21790395
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Summertime Yukis

>> No.21790396

>>21790375
How did my shitty Skull Servant deck win?

>> No.21790401

>>21790371
That's tough, but I think I'll say Sylphs.

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>>21790371

>> No.21790406
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Would you?

>> No.21790407

>>21790375
Swing, pendulum of souls~!
Strip variants of trading card games are a recurring fantasy of mine.

>> No.21790412

>>21790406
Would I what?

>> No.21790413

>>21790406
Tempting, but I'd rather a-
>ear cleaner
I can clean my own ears thank you very much.

>> No.21790414
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What's that picture you always come back to?

>> No.21790419

>>21790406
She'd need to be pretty convincing. Not into large breasts normally.

>> No.21790427

>>21790371
At most I can reduce the list to two races anon.

>> No.21790429

>>21790371
Kakuen

>> No.21790439
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>> No.21790443
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>>21790375

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>>21790443
>Beaten that many times
Jesus she must be bad

>> No.21790460

>>21790454
She's a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck

>> No.21790471
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>> No.21790484

>>21790443
Lims are dumb. Imagine being yamcha'd in a card game.

>> No.21790491

>>21790484
lims exist to job

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>>21790371

>> No.21790505

>>21790484
Exodia

>> No.21790512

What do you do if a monster calls you cute

>> No.21790519

>>21790512
Try to play it cool, but instead spew spaghetti from my pockets.

>> No.21790522
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Blue.

>> No.21790524

>>21790491
I thought the lim couldn't be beat? Which is it?

>> No.21790529
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Why are gremlins so cute?

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>>21790512

>> No.21790537

>>21790512
Depends on the monster.

>> No.21790542

>>21790529
Loli tech nerd mad scientists.

>> No.21790548
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>>21790371

>> No.21790549
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>>21790532
That snek looks familiar.

>> No.21790551
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>Anon who just been jabbed by a manticore barb
>Anon who's staring into a basilisk's eyes
Which one will break first?

>> No.21790558

>>21790551
What about anon getting both of those at the same time

>> No.21790561
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>>21790371
What a difficult decision.
If only there was someone I could hire to make it for me.

>> No.21790572

>>21790558
Guess I'mma break since i like both

>> No.21790575

>>21790406
very yes

>> No.21790579

>>21790371
>meanwhile the same question in /hbg/
>100 replies already to the post
>none of them is you

>> No.21790581

>>21790371
Sandworm.

>> No.21790584
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>> No.21790589

>>21790579
There aren't that many races of human.
You'd be fine.

>> No.21790594

>>21790589
Well it wouldn't be races for us, more like individual profiles.

>> No.21790600

>>21790579
>a Sylph is the only one who posts about me

>> No.21790603

>>21790594
Wouldn't it though?
With monstergirls the profiles are just one example of vast groups.
You're looking at like "all foxes from this continent", not just "Himiko the fox"
So for them it'd be the same.
At the very least it would be something like "Lumberjacks" or "goth guys"

>> No.21790612

>>21790603
Okay, it would be a mix of the later stuff you said, and also individuals with names made by their own KC (CK?).

>> No.21790620

>>21790603
Wouldn't it be more like stereotypes/archetypes for us?

>> No.21790637

>>21790612
>"Although Elon Musk is normally only into high power monsters, his heart can be won over by challenging him again and again."

>> No.21790651
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>>21790371
Fluff

>> No.21790660
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>>21790637
Gremlims would be all over him

>> No.21790668
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>>21790659
Fluff?

>> No.21790670

>>21790659
Fluff isn't a monster.

>> No.21790672

>>21790371
Rabbit

>> No.21790674

>>21790637
He's into catgirls(wolf).

>> No.21790677

>>21790651
That kiki needs a permanent home

>> No.21790678

>>21790603
>find your profile in a newspaper
>disposition: devoted, obsessive
Gee thanks ms rata

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>> No.21790684

>>21790620
>tfw too middle-of-the-road in too many ways to stand out at all

>> No.21790693
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>>21790371
#1 is easy.
It's the positions just below it that are difficult.

>> No.21790698

>>21790684
That's okay, that means your archetype is being able to turn into any other. It's made for the girls who like to take the lead and turn their males into their ideal husband.

>> No.21790700

>>21790682
>vada muscle fox
good stuff

>> No.21790701

>>21790682
Why does she have kanjis for black and white opposite to the hair color?

>> No.21790702

>>21790678
>Gee thanks ms rata
is she wrong though?

>> No.21790707

>>21790620
I hope I have the category of house painter

>> No.21790711

>>21790707
Are you a house painter?

>> No.21790716
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>>21790551
Pretty sure Basilisk stares are instant loss.

>> No.21790726

>>21790702
No, but it's dangerous information to have public

>> No.21790733

>>21790711
I was for some time with my father
https://i.imgur.com/8s1hGF9.jpg

>> No.21790749

>>21790733
Well, then maybe I guess.

>> No.21790762

>>21790726
Oh, do you not want the big bad monsters to know you're a hopeless little boy in need of a mommy?
Do you not want those four foot three predators to know how much of a fluff slut you are?
>laughs in 'taku

>> No.21790788

>>21790762
I mean mana markers more or less do that job for them.

>> No.21790793

>>21790733
I was about to say you'd get an art fairy but that's not artistic at all

>> No.21790794

>>21790678
>disposition: broken, submissive
If this got out into the newspaper I'd make sure there was no more news.

>> No.21790801

>>21790788
>custom order a kitsune mana marker when you live an entire world away surrounded by other monsters
>"fuckin' weeb"

>> No.21790816

>>21790716
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>I love you

>> No.21790819 [DELETED] 

>>21790794
Industrial fairy. Gets off from a job well done with no overspray or discoloration.

>> No.21790866

>>21790512
Blink, and take a few moments to process what she just said.

>> No.21790888

I want to teach my monstergirl daughter lots of dirty words!

>> No.21790899

>>21790794
Sorry, they've got their eye on you.
Potential domestic terrorism results in prompt detention inside a pussy.

>> No.21790915

>>21790371
Kejourou.

>> No.21790919

>>21790888
>Implying that you arent the one that learns from her

>> No.21790935

>>21790899
Broken isn't domestic terrorist material.

>> No.21790936

>>21790698
That makes sense. Kind of like a doppelganger's appeal to us humans in that regard.

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Potahto.

>> No.21790950

>>21790678
>disposition: calm, friendly
What mamono would want to share some tea with me?

>> No.21790958

>>21790941
would you potate it?

>> No.21790959

>>21790678
>disposition: loving, cold

>> No.21790965

>>21790941
>>21790958
Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

>> No.21790970

>>21790941
2LEWD

>> No.21790979

>>21790959
my profile would not be very appealing

>> No.21790982
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>>21790941
Edgy potato.
Playable Abyssals when?

>> No.21790987

>>21790979
Same here, assuming I'd even have one.

>> No.21790991

>>21790363
Have you tried ranking them?

>> No.21790994

Being punished by a Griffon when she detects your intent to steal her heart!

>> No.21791005

>>21790987
Just have the author interview a more charismatic member of your clade, and then once a monstergirl falls in love with the idea of the profile she can mana mark for you.

>> No.21791007

>>21790941
PotatOnahole!

>> No.21791011

>>21790407
Grand power that shakes my very soul, arise within me and become a new light that rends the darkness!

>> No.21791022
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>> No.21791026

>>21790982
Stop posting this every time that someone brings potato you faggot

>> No.21791032

>>21790982
boatsluts is a dead game, and they have their own thread you dumb spammer.

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>>21791032
And only the girls designed by Ayaki were any good in the first place.

>> No.21791058
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Go to church.

>> No.21791061

>>21790678
If a rata fell in love with me, would she try to oversell me, make me look worse to other mamono, or just not list me?

>> No.21791066

>>21791022
You can't walk eels down the aisle. Their dads just give them a little push and they slide all the way down as if there was no friction. They so slippery, yo.

>> No.21791069

>>21791058
Those two look very pure and pious I'd love to hear their sermons

>> No.21791072

>>21791058
Only if its a hathorite church

>> No.21791077

>>21790678
>disposition: Quiet, poor at expression emotions.
well she's not wrong.

>> No.21791085

>>21791069
Pretty sure that's the same nun sealed and unsealed.

>> No.21791089

>>21791066
>They so slippery, yo.
>you will never use your Unagi daughterus instead of bowling balls while playing hallway bowling

>> No.21791091

>>21790375
Dick’em down with the D/D/D

>> No.21791096

>>21790406
Japanese ear cleaners are scary. What’s the wooden end for anyway?

>> No.21791100
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Bow to your queen.

>> No.21791102

>>21791096
that's the part that goes in your ear.

>> No.21791103

>>21791100
Thanks for the flashbacks.
>"Bow to your queen, mortal."
>"Harpy calls and the sky obeys."
>"Queen of one and all."

>> No.21791107

>>21791100
Her guard is down, as if she's inviting me in. Time to attack!

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subscribe to mofumofu weekly for more mofu

>> No.21791110
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>>21791102
>the part that goes in your ear
No, that's the fluffy part.

>> No.21791116

>>21790443
>Little D
>Lilith
Clearly some kind of Burning Abyss. I guess her Dante got banished?

>> No.21791117

>>21791110
I thought they both go in your ear? The wood end goes in first to scrape out the wax and the fluffy part cleans up at the end.

>> No.21791118

>>21791096
It's literally a little spoon to scoop out ear-wax
Source: have Azn GF who keeps leaving it around my apartment, much to my disgust.
/pol/ told me they were clean freak domestic goddesses, I got fucking memed on hard.

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>>21791109
Where do I sign up?

>> No.21791122

>>21790371
Pslimes / Slime Carrier.

>> No.21791138
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21791138

Mooooo

>> No.21791144

>>21791138
There was a news story in my country about a heifer and a piglet going on the run together. They were cute.

>> No.21791147

>>21790471
This is hot. I want her to pin me against the wall after a game when she’s all sweaty. Either pussy is fine.

>> No.21791149

>>21790371
Bunyip, feel the soft

>> No.21791151

>>21791117
Asians(which includes the ones that came to North America way back when) have dry earwax.
Other oldworlders have wet earwax.

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>>21790368
Is that what they're calling it these days?

>> No.21791164

>>21790512
>”Wha-?”

>> No.21791168

>>21790532
This is how I want to meet my waifu.

>> No.21791169

>>21791164

Alternatively
>"Huh?"
or
>"Eh?"

>> No.21791178

>>21790600
I imagine making keystrokes using just concentrated gusts of wind is hard.

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>>21790512
The only proper course of action.

>> No.21791187

>>21791155
intense loving staredown

>> No.21791190

>>21791178
> "Kukuku, you doubt my power, human? Check this out:"
Ejfnejdiwjdbehekfbwnskwxognrgrke
> "Fuck"

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>>21791187

>> No.21791195

>>21790512
Bop her on the head.

>> No.21791198
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>>21791190
Too cute.

>> No.21791204

>>21791193
Basilisks are too good for this world

>> No.21791207

>>21791085
I saw sister and just thought it was a pun

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>> No.21791212

>>21791121
tackle the nearest mofugirl and huff her to signup

>> No.21791216

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jAjDQQP4iE
>When a monster girl spots you.

>> No.21791217

>>21790603
>>21790620
I feel like I’d be the husband of those “I want one profile, but with the traits of another profile” posters

>> No.21791218

>>21790512
tell her she must be mistaken

>> No.21791219

>>21791190
I generally prefer the medieval setting, but humans having to help big meaty paws MGs interact with technology in MGC is hella cute.
> "Honeeeeey~, some kobold is trash-talking nekos online, can you help me with the keyboard and take this down? Thanks!"
> "Ahem:"
> "Despite making up only 13% of the population, canines are..."

>> No.21791221

>>21791210
So dense.

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ALL I SEE IS RED

>> No.21791226

>>21790512
> "Y-you mock me, you fiend?! I'll not stand for your insults! En garde!"

>> No.21791227

>>21791219
>"...50% of what people want to waifu. Get fucked, toxofags."

>> No.21791234

>>21790684
Lamias are noted as “Varies Wildly” maybe you’re like that.

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>>21791216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

>> No.21791240

>>21790716
Don’t they incubize their husband on sight, a reference to their gaze killing people.

>> No.21791254

I want to give my Kobold daughteru a foot-paw massage.

>> No.21791255

Is the missonary and cuddle sex only possible sex position for snek girls? I mean, their location for vaginas looks kinda uncomfortable...

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>>21791240
Not necessarily on sight.
>Furthermore, the spirit energy inside the prey's body is distorted. The distorted spirit energy leaks from the body much more easily, and when it spills out the penis swells so much that it looks ready to burst. Even the slightest stimulation will cause a release of semen as if a dam had been broken. Along with this, it makes it easier to absorb demonic energy into the body, so it results in a state where conversion into an incubus or monsterization can easily occur.

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>>21791225

>> No.21791265

>>21790950
First things to come to mind are Hatters, Demons, and Nureonago. Something more unusual could be an UshiOni. I can imagine them waking you up with a traditional tea ceremony after raping you into submission the previous night.

>> No.21791268

>>21791264
I want that to be my retainer!

>> No.21791271

>>21791254
What, you're a footfag now too?

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Time for bed.

>> No.21791281

>>21791276
But I'm still drinking my morning coffee! I've got things to do today! Papers to sign and stuff...

>> No.21791283

>>21791118
>expected a Nureonago
>got an Akaname

>> No.21791291

>>21791261
Sounds great though

>> No.21791294

>>21791118
Typical Asian earwax is dry and not wet like westerners. There's really no need to be disgusted about

>> No.21791295

>>21791255
Don’t underestimate their flexibility. You can still push her down on the bed, for example.

>> No.21791298

>>21791271
Aside from a minor tickling fetish we'd share, no. My daughteru just has sensitive, squishy paw pads and soft fluffy fur that's be really nice to play with. Watching her squirm around and try to stifle her giggles would be nice too!

>> No.21791314

>>21791298
I'm starting to see you in every dog girl post on /d/.
Pay debts for the space you're taking in my head.

>> No.21791322

>>21791314
I'm sorry anon, it's not like you can charge me rent or anything. I haven't been to /d/ in ages.

>> No.21791329

>>21791314
You mean other people post art of wans in latex?

>> No.21791331

>>21791322
I'm going to get my hot nook wife and a mind flayer arbitrator to extract payment, you latex-clad pupfucker.

>> No.21791332

>>21791329
>they're multiplying
Mein gott in himmel!

>> No.21791337

>>21791331
Bite my shiny rubber ass anon!

>> No.21791338

>>21791331
Or you could just care less.

>> No.21791351

>>21791337
kek

>> No.21791356

I want a dark elf to treat me like trash then give me a warm cuddle while pretending they don't like lovey dovey stuff!

>> No.21791376

I want a graped Pharaoh and graped Apophis.

>> No.21791388

>>21791376
Only the legendary Arch-Apophis only heard of in myths has the power to grape an Apophis.
She can also grape Dragons, Lilims and even some low ranking goddesses.

>> No.21791393

>>21791376
>graped Apophis.
How would that even work?

>> No.21791396

>>21791393
Rape concentrate.

>> No.21791398
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>>21790991
Any I didn't list I don't have strong feelings one way or another on.

>> No.21791403

>>21791398
>armor and sylph
not bad

>> No.21791406
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>>21791225
Red onis are just savage brutes that can only think about raping guys shorter than them which is every guy

>> No.21791411
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>>21791406
sounds good to me

>> No.21791413

>>21790351
She looks like she'll drop her mask intentionally and drag her prey home.

>> No.21791414

>>21791406
i wanna battle an oni

>> No.21791415

No, go away Mindflayer, you are not going to fucking hypnotise me about that fucking lake again.
I do not recognize the bodies in the water.
I have never seen those people before in my entire life and hey is that Lily floating over there?

>> No.21791418

>>21791414
I wanna battle and lose to an oni!

>> No.21791425

>>21791413
i'd tear the mask off and hold eye contact anyway

>> No.21791430

>>21791418
i wanna win and refuse her

>> No.21791431

>>21791414
>>21791418
bare knuckle human boy vs oni, one night Pay Per View this sunday, no submission, KO only!

>> No.21791446

>>21791413
I'd stare at her and repeatedly say "do it"

>> No.21791455

>>21791415
I want a mamonofied 3125

>> No.21791457

>>21791446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

>> No.21791458

How would monsters adopt the story of King Midas? Would it still be a warning against material greed?

>> No.21791464
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>>21791415
How much insight do I need to see a mindflayer's panties?

>> No.21791467

>>21791458
>women touched by him turn into golden golems instead of statues of gold
>happy ever after

>> No.21791470

>>21791458
>dragon starts drooling

>> No.21791475

>>21791467
golems are good girls

>> No.21791478

>>21791467
>men get raging golden boners
>Midas shouts "Ha! Gay!" every time as monsters swarm the unfortunate guy

>> No.21791490

>>21791458
It'd be a warning about the use of hieromancy.

>> No.21791491

>>21791225
>Ya gotta pay to be on this beach.

>> No.21791499

>>21791470
She’s going to get turned into gold if she’s not careful. One head pat. One chance at holding hands, and she’s turned to cold metal.

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>>21790371
Monkey

>> No.21791502

>>21791403
Thanks! I really couldn't narrow down that top 5, although I could easily envision a harem scenario featuring at the very least all of them but the shirohebi. Regardless of anything else, the shirohebi would be the last to join the harem.

>> No.21791533
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>> No.21791541

>>21791467
>golden golems
h e a v y

>> No.21791543
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21791543

Would a powerful enough spidergirl be able to steal a man from a hornetgirl nest?

>> No.21791545

>>21791533
No, fuck off

>> No.21791547

>>21791533
Cthulhu f'UCK OFF!

>> No.21791549

>>21791543
What an oddly specific question.

>> No.21791558

>>21791541
I think I once read something about neutronium golems.

>> No.21791559
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21791559

Guys there's something wrong with my sahuagin

>> No.21791564

>>21791559
Time to make like a tree and stump her.

>> No.21791574

>>21791559
>god im such a fucking cunt for thinking that was inkling and not futaba

>> No.21791580

>>21791559
She’s been hanging out with the cool kids. If they didn’t look so young, I’d definitely lewd inklings and octolings

>> No.21791586
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>>21791502
>not one of those rare steppeland shirohebis
>implying she isn't ecstatic that her hubby has many wives to display his status in front of those lonely sheep in the west who come by once a year to buy alcohol
>implying she doesn't enjoy the extra hands/tentacles around the house
>implying she has time to feel jealous when she has already made it clear to those other tarts that she is the first and main wife
You gotta' think big, anon.

>> No.21791588

>>21791580
Anon that's not...

>> No.21791590

>>21791580
me also...but aren't they canonically 12?

>> No.21791594

>>21791586
Thats some damn cute art

>> No.21791596

>>21791574
>>21791588
No, Im pretty sure it’s supposed to be an Inkling. Look at the shorts and the purple tag on the shirt.

>> No.21791603

>>21791596
its probably a mix between futaba and a inkling now that i look more at it

>> No.21791604

>>21791590
Yes, which is why I would never touch them. It’s gross to lewd them now, but I love the world and the stories made me emotional. I just want an adult one.

>> No.21791606
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21791606

>"Hehehe! Hi there, lecher-kun!"

>> No.21791610

>>21791606
Must be a grannycat if she’s using “lecher.”

>> No.21791618
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>>21791604
just lewd futaba she looks enough like a inkling

>> No.21791625

>>21791610
But anon! There's no a wrinkle in sight! Surely she's a young cat.

>> No.21791637

>>21791625
Any MG can look young thanks to monster mana. Just look at the lolibabas.
I know a thirsty cougar when I see one.

>> No.21791638
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21791638

>>21791625
Ive been fooled before...look at the holy shinobu..shes 500 years old

>> No.21791661

>>21791625
i found one very sensitive wrinkle

>> No.21791678

>>21791586
Now that I think about it, I think the harem would form as such:

>Taken in as king by the Khepris
>Living Armor buried in the ruins, awakened by my spirit energy, quickly binds to me
>Khepri sisters glad to see me wearing armor befitting my majesty
>Befriend and wed the local Sylph during my romps around the desert with the Living Armor
>Armor and Sylph were friends beforehand, and the Khepris see the wind falling for me as further sign of my regality
>A Khepri finds a lost Alice, she clings to me immediately
>Sylph gets jealous of another loli, Armor feels uneasy at first, but both grow to adore her
>Khepris aid me in my regular raping of the Alice, the casual lewdness that starts to surround her giving the growing demon realm kingdom a Wonderland vibe
>Shirohebi with a merchant caravan from Zipangu recognizes the ruins at the heart of my kingdom as a temple, goes to pay homage as a good priestess would
>Falls for me immediately and demands I make her my queen
>Harem realizes that I don't actually have a queen
>Sylph works with Khepris to make her regalia to match mine
>Alice loves having a cool onee-san like her
>Armor makes it very clear that Shirohebi isn't burning away anything from me with her mystic flames
>Eldest Khepri, one who found me, acts as my personal "mistress", for jealousy play with the Shirohebi, teasing of the Sylph and Alice, and "maintenance" of the armor
>The Shirohebi's water magic, the Alice's Wonderlandly presence, and the Sylph's gentle breezes help restore life to the nearby desert
>The offerings of demonic energy from the Khepris and protective, gentle, nurturing embrace of the Armor give me strength to not only love and unite my harem, but show the same fairness to my burgeoning kingdom

>> No.21791681

>>21791637
>>21791638
Nonsense. Cheshire-chan wouldn't lie about her age!

>> No.21791682

>>21791606
Let's drop the pretense, you big pussy. Show me yours, and I'll make your womb swell as much as your ego.

>> No.21791696
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21791696

Finally got my fish wife done.
Extremely cute.
https://twitter.com/kyuuwuu/status/1155822788617351169

>> No.21791699

>>21791681
Cheshires would lie about which way is up!

>> No.21791701

>>21791699
Which way is up, now that I think about it?

>> No.21791702

>>21791696
Look out Sahu it's some kind of cave demon!

>> No.21791708

>>21791701
If you have to ask, you’ve been around purplecats too long.

>> No.21791712

>>21791708
But they're so fun to be around!

>> No.21791722

>>21791696
You don't see many blond fish.

>> No.21791785
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I wanna curse a baphomet with an ara~ ara~ bod

>> No.21791790

>>21791785
>little Wendi likes beer
Wendidad you rascal

>> No.21791840

>>21791696
There is something highly perverted about sitting on a bench in an inviting position.
I'd advice avoiding every bench sitting monster girls unless you like rape.

>> No.21791845

>>21791702
Oh deer god!

>> No.21791883

>>21791678
> Eldest Khepri, one who found me, acts as my personal "mistress", for jealousy play with the Shirohebi
In the same way that saying "no homo" doesn't actually succeed in making buttsex not gay, does saying "it's just jealousy play :^)" succeed in making it not cuckqueening?
I enjoy the piquant thought of romantic tragedy heartbreaking MGs too, Anon, so have at it

>> No.21791916

How can you "cheat" on MGs when harem is a thing in MGE? If you go around fucking another girl doesn't that just mean she's now in your harem?

>> No.21791923

>>21791916
I was about to say it's only cheating if you do it out of lust but since lust is pretty much love for monster girls I guess she'd join your newfound harem even if you didn't care for her outside of sex at first.

>> No.21791952
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>Anon is company owner
>in talks with other comapnay owner for merger
>meet her for a private contract signing
>nothing out of the ordinary, anon has done this before.
>glossing over the contract once more, he signs on the dotted line.
>"Yessssss..Yes, ive done it! You're finalle mine!"
>Anon thinks that she is just excited about the partnership... until the contract you just signed gets incinerated in blue fire snd the whole room starts to darken.
>anon can only take a step back as the woman starts to laugh like madwoman, horns growing out of her head and a tail slowly creeping from her back.
>"you have no idea how long I've waited for this moment, my love." New, ruby red demonic eyes stare at anon with lust as the her skin turns a dark shade of blue.
>"What do you say we... celebrate our merger?"

>> No.21791959

>>21791952
How is that legal at all? It will never stop bothering me how the contract signing works in MGE since she strait up lied to you.
Hell, why do you even have to "sign" it at all? Since a drop of blood on the dotted line usually also works for demons, why doesn't she just give you a small paper cut and then have a drop of blood fall on the paper? Since consent is obviously not a requirement.

This bothers me way more than it should.

>> No.21791985

>>21791959
It's rape with extra steps.

>> No.21792018

>>21791916
>How can you "cheat" on MGs when harem is a thing in MGE?
Harems are a thing IRL, but unless you're an Ottoman sultan or Jonestown cultist, their formal existance has little bearing on your personal circumstances.

>> No.21792019

>>21791959
Dont worry Demon contracts are sacred and don't work that way.
WG3 had a section about this kind of trap contact and they only hold enough power to magically bind you to a single (lewd) act.

>> No.21792022

>>21792019
But thats how she's won!
All she has to is said lewd act and he'll be coming back for more!

>> No.21792024

>>21791678
>Eldest Khepri
I always liked the idea of an older, mature looking ara ara Khepri being the leader of the Khepri harem.

>> No.21792029

>>21792018
Harem is a quite common thing in MGE. You don't have to be some sultan, literally anybody can have it

>> No.21792046

>>21792018
Supply and demand, my dude.
Monster controlled regions have a dearth of men.
Go work for Runya and get a free witch, then grab some extra tail until you can make a bed of lolis.

>> No.21792052

>>21792029
I wouldn't really say common. Monogamy is probably the standard by far but there are entire breeds based around harems and as the whole setting is meant to be wish fulfillment any breed, even Shirohebi, can be in a harem if you really want it.

>> No.21792053

>>21792052
So that just means men can't really "cheat", no?

>> No.21792063

>>21792053
It's a wish fulfillment setting designed for men in particular. Getting wrapped up in real world moral implications of it is stupid. Just like Sabbath stuff or breeds where incest is normal. It's a setting were people can fantasize about stuff that isn't really possible in the real world or with real women.

>> No.21792071

>>21792063
I just want to wear a slime like a giant bed/suit and have her whisper in both ears at once while massaging, jerking me off, and violating all my holes simultaneously.

>> No.21792076

>>21792046
>anon walking out of the Runya Sabbath HQ carrying two lolis under his arms

>> No.21792079

>>21792029
I meant in the sense that just because harems exist in the MGE world does not mean that one specific mg is enthusiastic about the prospect. Although I agree with you that in MGE-land, John Pleb is no less likely to find himself in one than is Suleiman the Magnificent.

>>21792046
>Supply and demand, my dude.
>Monster controlled regions have a dearth of men.
Fair; if you're the only semen source in 100 miles your pants can expect to become quite the watering hole.

>>21792053
Reminder that you most certainly can cheat in MGE-land because Eros' Curse is specifically recorded as the fate of those who do so.

>> No.21792113

>>21792022
His fault for losing then.

>> No.21792196

>>21792113
That's harsh. Not even a LV100 hero could win against monster pussy.
The game is rigged.

>> No.21792242

Fuck Wendis

>> No.21792243

>>21792242
Stuff them with meat front and back!

>> No.21792261

>>21792242
Fuck Wendis while softly telling them about smoking a brisket and dry rubbing it, how the meat is juicy and tender, it turns them on

>> No.21792272

Potatoes with tits bigger than they are!

>> No.21792277

>>21792272
Adorable.

>> No.21792286
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>>21792261
I want to tell wendi about rosvopaisti (bandit roast). I don't think people outside Finland make it, but it takes 12 hours and requires the digging of a deep hole where the roast is kept with the cinders of a fire that was kept burning for 4 hours.
You have no fucking idea, little Wendi. The juices you will taste...

>> No.21792301

>>21792286
Wendi ahegao coming right up!

>> No.21792359

Would you prefer three entirely different monster girls, possibly with different body types and personalities, or would you prefer triplets who almost seem to have a hive mind due to how alike they are?

>> No.21792363

>>21792359
Three distinct ones.

>> No.21792377

>>21792359
My three kiki maids are pretty different from eachother

>> No.21792397

>>21792359
The former.
Variety is nice.

>> No.21792434

>>21792359
Three different girls.
In no small part because if you give me triplets I am guaranteed to get them confused for all eternity.

>> No.21792526

>>21792359
Kamaitachi and Queen Slime are both high in my tiers list, so I guess I'll go for "same"

>> No.21792577

>>21792359
It depends on the girls. I don't like harems but the idea of being with an Atlac-Nacha, and Mindflayer in addition to my Night Gaunt wife is kind of interesting. But at the same time something like identical Ghoul triplets is also interesting. But I would never cheat on my waifu.

>> No.21792693

>>21790361
No

>> No.21792698

>>21792359
3 diff ones
fit tomboy, a fat bottomed lolibaba and a taller ara ara busty milf

>> No.21792728
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>> No.21792746
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21792746

Spats.

>> No.21792755

>>21792728
Silly pajamas.
>>21792746
She's going to hug you for your own good, bro

>> No.21792760

>>21792698
That's some good taste. What are they?

>> No.21792776
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>> No.21792787

>>21792776
Impressive musculature.

>> No.21792791

Exploring the cursed tomb of the mighty Pharaoh Imoutotep

>> No.21792793
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>>21792359
3 diff body types
>short busty ara ara
>average busty ara ara
>tall busty ara ara

>> No.21792797
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21792797

Who would be the monstergirl equivalent of Neil DeGrasse Tyson?

>> No.21792798

>>21792755
>bro
After much consideration, this is probably the term I’d hate the most to be referred to by.
Fairly close to instant disqualification.

>> No.21792799

>>21792797
Black Science Bovine.

>> No.21792804

>>21792798
That's cool bro

>> No.21792805

>>21792798
Well what should she call you, bub?

>> No.21792807

>>21792791
>in bold hieroglyphs, you see the final command of Himotoutep carved into the walls of the antechamber
>ONII-CHAN, JAM-PU
>beneath these words are piled several crumbling tablets in chronological order, a stack of mouldy papyrus scrolls, Joanna Gutenberg's colour folio of the "Lusty Kikimora Maid", and a pristine first edition copy of Piko Production's "Maid in Heaven"

>> No.21792810

>>21792807
>Lusty Kikimora Maid
A classic of erotica.

>> No.21792813

>>21792805
Damn near anything else.

>> No.21792815
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>> No.21792817

>>21792805
Bud, hoser, or fella

>> No.21792821

>>21791883
The jealousy dynamic, after the harem is estsblished and settled, is entirely within the bedroom.
It's not cuckquean if you're married to both girls!

>> No.21792825
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>>21792810
A classic that never dies, but is reborn with each generation. Shogs and automatons were introduced and developed fully in the last reboot, but we seem to have come full circle back to pure vanilla Kiki.

>> No.21792842
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21792842

>>21790941
I prefer my shorties with a bit more meat.

>> No.21792855

>>21792815
Would this be considered algae?

>> No.21792864

I wonder how monsters would react to the standing rule of human society “just because she’s nice to you doesn’t mean she’s into you”, the Pence rule, and other steps to ensure there’s no hint of improper relations.

>> No.21792871
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>> No.21792873

>>21792871
I like it, it's classy and wholesome.

>> No.21792880
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>>21792864
>NEEEERDS

>> No.21792891

>>21792880
I wish I had friends

>> No.21792894

>>21790351
>Tame the One-eyed Snake
Almost every monster girl around does that.

>> No.21792912

>>21792864
Or even better, the idea men that get compliments from a girl means that "she's just being nice"

>> No.21792919

>>21792864
Pence rule?

>> No.21792922

>>21792871
What is she playing

>> No.21792923
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>>21792891
Friends are overrated.

>> No.21792924

watch out for rapehounds

>> No.21792930
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21792930

>>21792919
Never spend time alone with a woman other than your wife.

>> No.21792944
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>>21792924
You're not the boss of me!

>> No.21792949

>>21792871
I know it's the wrong mythology but I want to see a kiki riverdance

>> No.21792956

>>21792930
Bicorns and Dryads would be confused and offended.

>> No.21792958

>>21792864
>MGs learn of what is going on
>Means more available men
>Winds up giving those men intimate healing sex to rekindle their faith in affection.
>Feminists get salty that men aren't dating humans anymore and start going after MGs
>Intersectionalists chew them out and call them bigots
>Dregs eat each other and everything goes back to normal or as close to normal as possible.

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>>21792956
Aren't you forgetting someone?

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>> No.21792983

>>21792958
At least affection from a Khepri is unambiguous. If she has decided you are her king, she'll bring you a massive ball of demon energy as a gift, and immediately satisfy the resulting superboner.

>> No.21792989

>>21792973
I try to forget the fagabonds.

>> No.21792999

>>21792949
I'd rather see them squat dance

>> No.21793010

>>21792930
Why?

>> No.21793014

>>21793010
False rape/harassment accusations are becoming more and more common.

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>>21792989
Why?

>> No.21793024

>>21793014
Neil's degras Tyson managed to beat his.

>> No.21793029

>>21793019
What exactly is she smoking?

>> No.21793031

>>21793010
>>21793019
Stop spamming

>> No.21793035

>>21793029
Opium

>> No.21793038

>>21793031
I was asking >>21792989 a question dumbass.

>> No.21793040

>>21793035
Nice. Time for some long dreams.

>> No.21793042

>>21792930
I want a undead to fuel my fear of death so that I would become an undead incubus so I could live forever with her.

>> No.21793045

>>21792864
>Kiki starts cleaning your house
>You thank her platonically, offer to pay her
>She declines, says that seeing you happy is payment enough
>Kiki starts helping you practice your hobbies and interests
>Genuinely enjoys them, and seems elated when you do something you were struggling with
>Almost seems sad, though, whenever you bring up paying her, or her going home for the day
>She goes home and starts researching human social etiquette
>She breaks down in tears, realizing what's going on
>It's the middle of the night
>Knock at your door
>She knows you're awake
>Tired, you open the door
>She tackles you, kisses you passionately, and lets you know without a doubt that she loves you and that she'll do nearly anything for you
>She asks to stay with you, if you'll let her, and offers to cuddle you to sleep

>> No.21793060

>>21793019
I physically can't stand smoke or perfume of any kind.
I don't like ara-ara "mature" types.
Their whole behavior creeps me out and unsettles me.

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I wish it was autumn so I could start wishing it was winter.

>> No.21793064

>>21793024
But most men are unable to and have their lives destroyed.

>> No.21793068

>>21792930
>Mamono trying to decondition human men from their social standards start leaving their husbands alone with other mamono
>Significant rise in harems
>Any attempts to prosecute harems for violating a law are met with a barrage of spells, venom, and demon metal weaponry

>> No.21793071

>>21793060
Thats my fetish

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>> No.21793085

>>21793071
That's fine and all, but I'll have my petite and youthful mamono and you can have your destitute prostitute.

>> No.21793086

>>21793076
Looks like this guy is making another VR rig. Hopefully he fixes the mouth going in front of the hair.

>> No.21793089

>>21793085
No I mean a guy being forced to be with a hot girl he doesnt like is my fetish.

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>> No.21793126

>>21793089
Disgusting.

>> No.21793133

Do monstergirls dream of us?

>> No.21793143

>>21793089
Oh. But why?
Also, I don't even find them hot.

>> No.21793159

>>21792983
>But what if that’s just something they do in her culture? How do I know she actually likes me? She’s probably just being nice.
[Thoughts running through the mind of a man married to a harem of Khepri for the past decade]

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What monstergirl would be most into World of Warships?

>> No.21793178

>>21793045
I love it when monsters break down from romance and seduction to “Look idiot, I love you with my whole heart. It’s okay to love me. For god’s sake fuck me already.”

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>>21793133

>> No.21793193

>>21793060
Smoking is pretty shit tier.

>> No.21793194

>>21793159
I may question interactions a lot, but someone calling me her king and actively living out any sexual whim I have, with snugglepiles of aftercare involving her and her sisters, is to me a blatant display of affection.

>> No.21793201

>>21793194
But how do you know she’s not just being nice?!? :^(

>> No.21793202

>>21793192
I wish no monstergirl dreamed of me because I don't want her sad that I don't exist

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>>21793215

>> No.21793227

>>21793215
Minotaur /Assault Mode

>> No.21793241

>>21793178
>>21793068
>>21792864
That's part of why I like Wonderland so much.
Beyond the constant depravity, warped logic, and dreamlike reality you have a place with no pretense. If you want to fuck someone, fuck her. The nature of Wonderland will make sure that if you come onto - or into - someone, it's someone who would enjoy you. Cheshires, Trumparts, and the Queen work hard to help free people from their anxieties and inhibitions, and falling for a Wonderlander lets you be truly free from the shackles of the mundane world and live a life by your own desire.

>> No.21793242

>>21793202
>Your waifu posts the same thing about you

>> No.21793249

>>21793201
Even among mamono standards, some of my /d/eviancies would go beyond "just being nice".

>> No.21793257

>>21793227
Would a Minotaur be a Synchro?
[spoilers]Pendulums > Fusions > Xyz > Synchros > Links > Rituals[/spoilers]

>> No.21793268

>>21793257
Don't know why I fucked up the spoiler tag like that.

>> No.21793270

>>21793143
>Oh. But why?
Always had a thing for stories with mske tsundere
Kind of why I liked the pilot chapter for twelve beast but did not care for when it got serialized

>> No.21793271

>>21793257
King of the Skull Servants is the best card

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>>21793270
>mske

>> No.21793381

>>21792359
Buff hot-blooded type, buff kuudere, and buff deredere.

>> No.21793385
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Beware of "holy" monsters.

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>> No.21793439

>>21793325
Male

>> No.21793456

>>21793226
i want a minotaur to put her block inside me

>> No.21793464

>>21793385
Why? I just want to get closer to that CC valkyrie who is always drinking heavily.

>> No.21793485

>>21793192
I wonder how she can have such low standards, but then again there are guys who want to fuck Tomoko from Watamote

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>> No.21793496

>>21793485
I want Kato-like MG so bad

>> No.21793504

>>21793192
Don't lie to me like that, anon.

>> No.21793505

>>21793485
As long as she is physically clean, which monsters naturally are due to mamono mana, I would definitely marry a super yandere Wisp version of Tomoko.

>> No.21793513

>>21793505
Gross

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>>21793504
Don't be so down on yourself.

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THICC.

>> No.21793576

>>21793559
I want to get Game Over'd by a Black Dragon.

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Which monstergirl has the best tummy?

>> No.21793615

>>21793607
Not that one

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>> No.21793774

>>21793607
Bapho
Feel free to post the pic

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>>21790371
I'll take Shog. Honestly, picking a favorite is near impossible, my decision maker was being a Lovecraft fag. Plus I imagine it wouldn't be hard to get her to be a dom if I asked nicely.

>> No.21793811

>>21793559
Hroz's shit is so goddamn good. The Harpy one he just made is GOTY.

>> No.21793818

>>21790371
Easy. My waifu is a Night Gaunt and they are my absolute favorite. I love everything about them.

>> No.21793837
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Why don't we see more chu-chu mouse fighter?

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>>21793774

>> No.21793848

>>21792805
>Well what should she call you,
Bitch

>> No.21793861

>>21793837
>No Tao Oppai-Oppai to gloat with 'pleased to kill you' every time someone has an orgasm.

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>>21793607
Lolimander midriff

>> No.21793903

>>21792805
Buddy.

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>>21793837
Robo-mouse!

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>>21793607
Lamias reign supreme, but I'd give apophises in particular a slight edge.

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>>21793837
I really love those chinese dresses, too bad we don't have that many fan arts of MGs in them

>> No.21793949

>>21793938
Fuck vampires

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Best undead.

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>>21793925

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>>21793949
They fuck you.

>> No.21794005

>>21793953
the bones on her tits don't look comfy

>> No.21794018

>>21793837
Who would win in a fight between a hinezumi and a jinko?

>> No.21794039
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What is she looking at?

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>>21793938
Too much charisma

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>>21794005
You should help her take them off then.

>> No.21794060

>>21792272
I refer potatoes with tits as big as an houris. So like Size E for a potatoes.

>> No.21794061

>>21794003
Not if I just came back from cicis pizza

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>>21793938

>> No.21794101

>>21793837
They have an important place in my heart at least, even if they aren't too popular.

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>> No.21794134

>>21794003
No they dont

>> No.21794138

>>21793192
I'm totally useless as a human being.
There's nothing I can excel in. I'm just mediocre, and there's no way around it.

>> No.21794139

>>21793837
>>21794101
The problem is likely that there’s a significant number of “fighting oriented” girls, all of which are competing for a single niche. A niche that isn’t super popular like either end of the protectionfag spectrum (protecting vs protected).

>> No.21794140

>>21793143
That's hot

>> No.21794145

>>21794139
>e. A niche that isn’t super popular
Here or in general?

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>>21794134
Yes they do.

>> No.21794154

>>21794138
Most people are, no matter how many faggots here try to pretend otherwise. Its nothing to feel bad about.

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>>21794138
Some people like average.

>> No.21794188

>Save a doujin before sad panda implodes
>Its one of Shiki's, where the succubi soul drains a guy to death
>Still pop a massive boner anyway because of the following:

>She's completely naked except for the sweater
>Constant teasing and uses her magic to utterly dominate him
>Drains him and causes insane pleasure through mere touch. Even holding her hands makes the guy cum
>She manages pleasure and tease him to the point where seeing her bare tits makes HIM heart pupil. For context, he starts out as the standard NTR doujin villain type character. Holy shit.
Basically, change the life drain for standard MGE spirit energy drain and this is how I imagine sex with a succubus or a magic using monster would be like. It makes me want a monster wife even more.

>> No.21794190

>>21794173
I want a cute loli griffon to step on me with her cute paw feet

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>>21794188
How would an MGE succubus react to reading a Shiki doujin?

>> No.21794206

>>21794198
Enjoy it immensely until the death, then be angry at the obvious racism and slander.

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Fox or tanuki?

>> No.21794215

>>21794188
You want to die?

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>>21794215
Maybe.

>> No.21794227

>>21794215
Pretty sure I said minus the actual death. That's why I said replace the life drain for spirit energy drain.
You end up exhausted but pleasured beyond your dirtiest fantasies.

>> No.21794230

>>21794212
That Lee series with the fox and tanuki

>> No.21794249

I want to read a bunch of fairy tales to a Titania so she can be an audience member instead of the storyteller for once, like she was when she was younger.

>> No.21794271

>>21794249
>Anon reads OG Grimm brothers 'fairy tales' to horrified Titania

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>> No.21794322

>>21794313
foxes shouldn't say such things

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>>21794206
How would she react to Violated Hero?

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>>21794322
Says who?

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>>21794271
That's how you make an extremist titania.

>> No.21794370

>>21794271
>"But...but why did the scorpion sting the frog? Now they're both going to drown!"
>"Well, that's the point. The scorpion can't control their nature. The metaphor is supposed to teach kids that-"
>"You tell these stories to children?!"
>"Well yeah, that's how I inherited this book in the first pla-"
>Titania leaps out of her seat, tears dramatically streaming out of her eyes.
>Holding anon's face to her chest and resting her head on his, she coos over and over that he'll be alright, he's safe now, and with a motherly sign she says that she'll never let anything so scary happen to him ever again
Not the worst outcome, but trying again with her own storybook would probably be more productive.

>> No.21794383

>>21794354
>https://i.imgur.com/UUeglGT.png
foxes are pure so just leave the lewd things to fairies

>> No.21794387

>>21794039
My penor about to go through that glory hole. Take it, you blond thot.

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>> No.21794417
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>>21794383
>foxes are pure
Pure sluts.

>> No.21794420

>>21794354
My mom

>> No.21794426
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Kumihos

>> No.21794434

>>21794417
I can see why you might think that if your only exposure was that slag.

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>>21794417
rude

>> No.21794440

I like foxes, but I don't think foxes would like me.

>> No.21794446

>>21794440
Ok.

>> No.21794450

>>21793257
My brother! I enjoy our shared taste and hope for its spread.

>> No.21794451

>>21794446
Thanks for listening.

>> No.21794455

What percent of monsters have mofu?

>> No.21794463

>>21793987
It’s all fun and games until someone gets a dang in the jugular.

>> No.21794465
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Imagine a dark mage and lich buying potion ingredients in a supermarket and being creepy about it

>> No.21794469

>>21794455
Depends on what your minimum level of fluff is to qualify, and where.
Do Ryu count? What about Minotaurs?

>> No.21794473

>>21794110
Sporty centaurs dominate the field! Their husbands dominate them in bed!

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>>21794463
>dang

>> No.21794482

>>21794271
>I still don’t get it. Why did the father eat his child?

>> No.21794487

>>21794477
Aw fang it.

>> No.21794492

Boomer anon vs zoomer monsters who wins?

>> No.21794499

>>21794465
Creepy how?
>>21794492
Isn't that just Onee-chans vs Sabbath?

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>Feed me Seymour!

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>>21794487

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>>21794511
>Scrape and lick
She's been watching too many children's cartoons

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>> No.21794529

>>21794511
Non-haughty vampires are to be loved and protected. Haughty vampires are to be bullied mercilessly.

>> No.21794538

>>21794499
I assume evil laughter while examining herbs
Or people overhearing potion talk

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>>21794439

>> No.21794542

>>21794271
My dad read me the works of Lovecraft as bedtime stories as a child. How would a Titania react to that?

>> No.21794545

>>21794529
Other way around is better. Worshiping haughty vampires feeding their egos and bullying non-haughty vampires till they become haughty vampires. It's even better to bully dhampirs till they become the very thing they hate, a haughty vampire and laugh as she rapes you

>> No.21794562

>>21790371
After thinking it over, I'd say Khepris.
For every mamono I like, I've visualized being isekai'd to MGEland, meeting that mamono after Portal Day, and having been part of the MGE world from birth, and Khepri turn out the best every time.

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>> No.21794571

>>21790371
I used to be a Shogfag until the Owl Mage happened.
I'm a sucker for hypnosis okay?

>> No.21794581
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>>21794571
>Implying a shoggoth can't hypnotize you
You stare long enough into the abyss, it stares back

>> No.21794594

>>21794581
That's dumb

>> No.21794604

>meet an Atlach
>she starts insulting me
>agree with the insults
>tell her I've been called worse
What happens?

>> No.21794610

>>21794604
She escalates.

>> No.21794612
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>>21794604

>> No.21794615

>>21794604
A deep breath followed by BAAAAKAAAAAAA

>> No.21794619
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>>21790371
Hotdog!

>> No.21794624
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>>21794612
She turns into a squid?

>> No.21794628

>>21794610
She'd eventually get into absurd insults that are funnier than anything else.

>>21794612
?

>>21794615
I'd probably just blink.

>> No.21794629

>>21794619
"You're not going anywhere motherfucker!"
-hellhound

>> No.21794633
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21794633

Soft. Rata. Paws

>> No.21794640

>>21794610
>You're right, I guess I'll go through with my suicide after all

>> No.21794654

>>21794633
How does a rata draw a man in? I know she manipulates information, but what does she do?

>> No.21794657

>>21794604
>"You're nothing but a dumb worthless lazy virgin piece of shit disappointment to your parents NEET"
>You realize that she is right and decide to turn your life around
>Start hitting the gym and get a job
>Your hard work pays off as you get promoted and your body gets more fit
>Call your parents and invite them to dinner to tell them about your new job
>They tell you they've always been proud of you and are glad you've gotten your life on track
>Cute danuki secretary at work you've been taking your lunches with invites you back to her place
>Find atlach and thank her for her harsh words but it's what you needed to give you a kick start
Would this mindbreak the atlach?

>> No.21794670

>>21794640
That’s when she chomps on your neck to make you transform.

>> No.21794690

>>21794529
t. Dhampir

>> No.21794705
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21794705

>>21794633

>> No.21794722
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21794722

>Moderately Evil Lightning Birds
>Very Evil Snow Birds
>Sand Birds

>> No.21794730

What does this gesture mean?

>> No.21794736
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>> No.21794738

>>21794420
Ooooooooooooohhhh!

>> No.21794740
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>>21794654
With cute charms, and totally unexaggerated notes detailing her best features for you to find! Especially her gropeable mofu and gropeable flat chest

>> No.21794741
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21794741

>>21794722
>Sand Birds

>> No.21794743

>>21794730
No clue.

>> No.21794744

hey guys what can i do while im bored
?

>> No.21794747
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21794747

>>21794420
Your mom is a liar.

>> No.21794748

>>21794744
Draw Genies.

>> No.21794756
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21794756

>>21794748
Disregard that, draw slugs.

>> No.21794767

>>21794744
Fap, draw baphos or write bapho smut.

>> No.21794768
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21794768

>>21794744
Touch the squid.

>> No.21794771

>>21794744
Draw kakuens

>> No.21794775
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>> No.21794780

>>21794775
She's gonna run if I get close, won't she?

>> No.21794784

>>21794744
Draw minotaur losing an arm wrestling completion to buff anon and contemplating suicide and raping him

>> No.21794786

>>21794780

Yeah but you can get 10k experience if you defeat her.

>> No.21794790

>>21794747
Do inaris get flustered if people mistake them for youkos when wearing chinese dresses?

>> No.21794792

What should I feed my monster girl.

>> No.21794798

>>21794792
growth hormones

>> No.21794802
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21794802

>>21794792
Food that you eat and your cum. And if she's undead or an elemental just feed her your cum

>> No.21794823
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21794823

>>21794792
Pizza.

>> No.21794827

>>21794823
God damn I love these meidos.
Give me a set of Kiki sisters

>> No.21794831

>>21794792
cummies!

>> No.21794844
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21794844

>>21794802
That's a big wan.

>> No.21794845

>>21794823
Gonna make my kiki meido order pizza (double pepperoni master race) and give her none of it.

>> No.21794846

>>21794792
Imagine hooking up with a spider girl and finding out she's a Bagheera kiplingi

>> No.21794858

>>21794798
Considering Mamono Mama prevents them from having bad side effects that's not bad of an idea.

>> No.21794859

>>21794802
>try to impress your ochi bodyguard and make her feel more at home by cooking her traditional Zipangu cuisine
>the thought crosses her mind that if she weren't already dead, the quality of your food might kill her
>in penance for thinking such an insolent thought about her beloved lord, and feeling really bad because you clearly put in so much work, she silently vows to eat all of it anyway
>the incident does give her the courage to just ask for essence directly from now on, though

>> No.21794863
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>> No.21794868

>>21794846
She sounds meek

>> No.21794873

>>21794768
Where do you have to touch a squid to make her squirt int?

>> No.21794879
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21794879

>>21790371
Everyones favorite Undead beauty, Will o Wisp-chan!

>> No.21794880
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21794880

>>21794873
>int

>> No.21794885

>>21794863
That middle ground between Zombie and Wight where she's smart enough to dress herself in fancy clothes and do minor easy chores, but still very ditzy, clingy and honestly overaffectionate would be nice.

>> No.21794902
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>> No.21794905

>>21794880
Crow tengus might be smart but we all know black birds can't swim, and that's why aquatic species are better.

>> No.21794913

>>21794370
Wait till you crack open the history book!

>> No.21794918

>>21794880
I hate when I step in a puddle of Wis.

>> No.21794924

Would you trust a harpy to pilot a plane? Even if she’s trained?

>> No.21794930

>>21794905
Penguins are best of both worlds

>> No.21794931
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21794931

>>21794902
Pizza is good

>> No.21794933

>>21794913
Human history is just a recipie for creating extremist monsters. Even aspiring haku history teachers are prone to suddenly going mama bear for their students during difficult parts of the curriculum.

>> No.21794942

>>21794747
Yikes

>> No.21794948 [DELETED] 

>>21794902
Is that q reference to what I think it is?

>> No.21794951

>>21794931
Is she licking the pizza, or is that a string of cheese?

>> No.21794953

>>21794948
Q?

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21794956

>>21794951
String of cheese

>> No.21794960
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21794969

>>21790351

>> No.21794977

>>21794933
But her star student wants to join the army! It's his family tradition! He's going to make his father (1964-2003, 2nd battle of Fallujah) proud!

>> No.21794983
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21794983

>>21794956
So it’s not like this?

>> No.21794985
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21794985

What's a man supposed to do in this situation?

>> No.21794996

>>21794930
Penguins are funny, I doubt they make good wives though.

>>21794985
Resist the cursed vixen's temptation and instead go make a donation to the nearest snake shrine.

>> No.21794998

>>21794985
Look for a kitsune with more tails

>> No.21795000

>>21794985
Fluff
Then fuck

And remind her that even if she didn't have a tail, you'd still love her

>> No.21795006

>>21795000
You damn well know that's a lie.

>> No.21795008

>>21794985

i'd eat senko's ass

>> No.21795009

Which species has the most seductive eyes?

>> No.21795013
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>>21795009

black sclera

>> No.21795019
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>>21795009
Eyes for days!

>> No.21795026

>>21794996
>Resist the cursed vixen's temptation and instead go make a donation to the nearest snake shrine.
This

>> No.21795027
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21795027

>>21795009
Oni.

>> No.21795032

>>21794902 #
Is that a reference to what I think it is?

>> No.21795033

>>21794802
I would feel demasculinated if an mg did this to me. A damage in my pride.
A very soft damage.

>> No.21795034
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21795034

>>21795009

>> No.21795038

>>21794983
No, why would it be like that?

>> No.21795039

>>21794985
Let her know that you are legally owned by a Tanuki, and under your contract, you may only fluff tails with the permission of said Tanuki.

>> No.21795048
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>>21795032
I don't follow.

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>> No.21795060
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21795060

If a dragon turns into a jabberwock what does she do with her gold?

>> No.21795069

>>21795060
She fucks it.

>> No.21795080
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21795080

>>21795060
Buys her own private island.

>> No.21795081

>>21794933
It's difficult, not just for the teacher, but the students as well. Imagine the pain the poor monstergirls have in the hearts when they go over a war, then look at their human boy crush

>> No.21795093
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21795093

>>21795060
>>21795080
buys food

>> No.21795107

>>21795081
>smug, nyehehehing cheshire loves teasing and pranking her childhood friend
>teacher gives particularly dark lesson that day
>cheshire spends the walk home bawling and the next few months openly clinging to her friend's arm, being super overprotective

>> No.21795126

>>21795019
>That’s not what I meant when I said to keep your eye on the ball

>> No.21795131

>>21795081
>For a class project you chose to do one over the Paraguayan War where 90% of military age men died

>> No.21795132
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>> No.21795136

>>21795132
Blech

>> No.21795140
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>> No.21795141

I bet history inclined monstergirls would like the Habsburgs because their motto was "Leave the waging of wars to others! But you, happy Austria, marry; for the realms which Mars awards to others, Venus transfers to you"

>> No.21795144

>>21795140
Poor fairies need smaller controllers

>> No.21795148

>>21795126
You have to be very clear with Shogs. Sometimes they follow your orders or requests too literally.

>> No.21795150

>>21795132
Faces are a bit eugh, but the rest seems good

>> No.21795157

>>21795093
If a wife's tits can be described as 'wobbling' then they're the perfect size.

>> No.21795166

What would you want a monster to do if she saw you crying

>> No.21795177
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>>21795166

>> No.21795179

What kind of monstergirls could fall in love with a man who works in a red light district? Other sex workers? Monsters with a healing fetish?

>> No.21795184

>>21795166
Back hug

>> No.21795189

Listening to sad songs with monsters

>> No.21795201

>>21795131
Sounds like bs

>> No.21795204

>>21795179
Somehow, this strikes me as a good role for a nuke. Kej and smoke hobo are obvious shoe-ins.

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>>21795189

>> No.21795219 [SPOILER] 
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21795219

>>21795204
>nuke

>> No.21795227

>>21795189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1c6fiCcveA

>> No.21795234
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21795234

>>21795189
Listening to songs your Succ mom dances to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9T6l9_ayJM

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>>21795219
I imagine this is what happens when a dark matter meets a nuclear reactor. Also how you get a breeder reactor

>> No.21795243

>>21795219
Radiation Elementals are stacked! Too I wouldn't be able to understand what she's saying.

>> No.21795245

>>21795201
That's the highest estimate a more accurate one is 60%
>After the war, an 1871 census recorded 221,079 inhabitants, of which 106,254 were women, 28,746 were men, and 86,079 were children

>> No.21795248

>>21795189
I'd rather listen to happy song with them

>> No.21795255

>Read a scary story to your Titania childhood friend during a sleepover
>”It’s not that scary. It’s just a story and stories are made up”
>Later that night, she sneaks into your room and wakes you up
>”I’m scared. I’m really scared. I can never sleep again. Can I sleep in your bed the rest of my life?”
>”Whua? Sure. Whatever.”
>She snuggles in next to you, her wings acting as a natural nightlight.
>Years later, she still sleeps in your bed every night.
>Of course, that’s to be expected for a married couple.

>> No.21795259

>>21795248
Any song in particular?

>> No.21795262

new thread?

>> No.21795266

>>21795262
No you fag

>> No.21795267
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>>21795266
what did you just call me

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21795270

>>21795262
>>21795269
Come back when you've lurked for two years.

>> No.21795271

>>21795259
Happy

>> No.21795272

>>21794529
I want a haughty vampire to bully me mercilessly

>> No.21795279
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21795279

Give Monkeys the smack.

>> No.21795284

>>21795272
I want a non haughty vampire to bully me while a haughty one tries to protect me

>> No.21795288

>>21795284
this sounds better

>> No.21795290

>>21795284
How would that work?

>> No.21795299
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21795299

>>21795271
There are dozens of songs with that name though, and not all of them are actually happy.

>> No.21795303

>>21795131
>many emotions were displayed during your presentation
>sadness with seething anger
>sadness with dejection
>sadness with gagging-disgust
>sadness with more sadness
>by the end of your presentation, the monstergirl population of your class is sniffling with teary eyes
>you got an A, and a detention

>> No.21795332

What’s a good place to request art?

>> No.21795345

>>21795060
makes it into teeth

>> No.21795351
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>>21795332
/h/ if you just want to stick to "cosplay-tier" girls.
/d/ for more overtly monstrous MGs.

>> No.21795357

>>21795332
/d/, request raffles on twitter and when drawfaga ask for ideas here.

>> No.21795364

>>21795351
Thinking about asking for some kakuen art so h should be fine right?

>> No.21795398

>>21794502
I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!

>> No.21795407

>>21795364
Should be good depending on the type of request it is

>> No.21795409

>>21795284
I want a nonchalant vampire to dom me!

>> No.21795415

>>21795299
I think a Gandharva and a Genie would pair well together.

>> No.21795417

what monsters would like history nerds?

>> No.21795437

>>21795417
Haku.

>> No.21795439

Had two new commissions come in this morning. First up is Hellhound wife, she finally has her design drawn and while I may change up her outfit later down the line to fit MGE a bit better I had to get her in this because it's the sort of outfit I first imagined her in.
Second commission is a slightly lewd one of Kiki wife: https://i.imgur.com/Sy7fp3u.jpg
Artist for both is https://twitter.com/antares_topaz

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>>21795439
And I forgot my image like a doofus, fuck.

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>>21795415
>Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here.
>So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possiblities...

>> No.21795452

>>21795444
I want my lawyer!

>> No.21795464

>>21794426
Who's painting her nails if she's chained up?

>> No.21795468

>>21790512
>Thanks, mom

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>>21795444
Oh man, you're right Genie.. so many options.. and I only get three wishes? Shit...
I wish for chicken tendies... WITH HOT SUACE!

>> No.21795487

>>21795417
Crow tengu

>> No.21795514

>>21795093
>>21795080
>>21795060
BIG, FAT VORE MONSTER

>> No.21795524

>>21795255
I genuinely can't understand the "childhood friend" thing. Is it just a narrative trope, or is it an actual thing for people to have had friends as children that they saw regularly outside of school and stayed in touch with?
It seems really cute, but I can't project myself into that kind of situation.

>> No.21795549

>>21795439
Pretty cute wives, I like the Kiki's design!

>> No.21795553
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21795553

All hail the Pharaoh!

>> No.21795555

>>21795444
I wish for comfort.

>> No.21795558
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21795558

>>21795514
I mean she IS fat.

>> No.21795565
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21795565

>>21795514
Say what now?

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21795574

>>21795553
Praise Horus!

>> No.21795577

>>21795553
I want to set up a tiny pyramid shrine for a kingdomless Pharaoh and do my best to emulate the worship her older sisters get.

>> No.21795581

>>21795553
Ah, a Pharaoh! I hope our nations enjoy peaceful interactions and prosperous trade. If you have any inquiries, send a messenger. For now, though, my wives require my attention, and I would be a dismal king to neglect my lovely Khepri harem.

>> No.21795583

>>21795574
>pic
clearly a Stand user

>> No.21795584
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21795584

>>21795574
*Hathor

>> No.21795587

>>21795565
Sandworm got nothing on jabberwock in that department. 1 mouth versus 3 mouths

>> No.21795592

>>21795565
I will not be swayed by her charms!

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>>21795553

>> No.21795596

>>21795583
Is her stand that silly hat she's wearing?

>> No.21795597
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>>21795584
>Hathor
?!

>> No.21795606

>>21795597
The goddess of big tittes and milk.

>> No.21795620
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Is yuki-onna breast milk like a milkshake?

>> No.21795622
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>> No.21795630

>>21795417
Beeg tough monstergirls who admire his smarts

>> No.21795631

>>21795620
No, it's just really cold. Colder than refrigerated milk.

>> No.21795634

>>21794722
>Very Evil Snow Birds
I'm interested.

>> No.21795635

>>21795553
Would return her slab/10

>> No.21795636
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>>21795620
No, it's like a slushie.

>> No.21795638

>>21795549
Thanks anon!

>> No.21795639
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>>21795635
>slab

>> No.21795641
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>>21795620
>>21795636
ICE MILKIES

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>>21795635
You mean the slab that conveniently ended up at your house?

>> No.21795668

>>21795635
What's her offer?

>> No.21795669

What's the appeal of lactation?
You guys have Oedipus compleces or something?

>> No.21795671

>>21795669
Yeah

>> No.21795672

>>21795669
Personally, I just love big tits and milk.

>> No.21795675

>>21795669

>>21795672

>> No.21795681

>>21795671
>>21795672
That explains why it's not for me. Thanks, mates.

>> No.21795689

Would showing a Holst "cows and cows and cows" scare her?

>> No.21795692
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They're evil. As in the mountains are patrolled by Yetis, White Horns, and Glacies by order of the Ice Queens because snow harpies will abduct and mate with you before ditching your nude ass in the middle of a freezing snow laden mountainside.

Outright evil.

>> No.21795700

>>21795634
Fug>>21795692

>> No.21795703

anyone else like when mgs have a villainous aura?

>> No.21795714

>>21795672
Great taste. Nothing better than sucking your waifu's big milky tits.

>> No.21795715

>>21795689
I didn't know what that was until I just looked it up. I'd say she'd think "what the fuck is wrong with, anon?" more than anything else.

>> No.21795732

>>21795692
So you're saying they'll fuck me, and then leave me to freeze to death. Because that sounds like a win-win to me.

>> No.21795741

>>21794542
You're not getting a Titania for your audience, that much I can tell you.

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>>21795732
That sums it up pretty well. I'm sure you'd get found by a Yeti or White Horn before you died though and if you didn't there's always the resident Lich Queen.

>> No.21795749

>>21795692
By the laws of mge they won't if they like you and if they don't they'll probably just drop you next to single snow girls

>> No.21795750

>>21795745
>the resident Lich Queen
I'll take this, please.

>> No.21795763

>>21795574
Thats anakaris from dark stalkers right?

>> No.21795773

>>21795763
It's tagged as that so yes

>> No.21795780

>Nightmare enters anon's dreams
>She finds that he's in some surreal dreamscape ala Yume Nikki
What does she do?

>> No.21795783

>>21795669
I just like dressing monstergirls like cows and squeezing their breasts.

>> No.21795784

>>21795780
Leave, and never come back.

>> No.21795793
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>>21795553
I like maledom but the Pharaoh I'd probably let walk all over me.

>> No.21795798

>>21795749
But Anon Eros cursed Snow Harpies of olde for abusing love charms to snatch up mates, so even post MGification they've got cold hearts. It's not like the Demon Lord has the goddess of Love on speed dial to get it fixed.

>> No.21795809

I want a Pharaoh to beat a grape snake at her own game

>> No.21795811

>>21795798
This would have been fixed when the demon lord took over not like other races hadn't done bad stuff before it

>> No.21795822

>>21795793
Literally?

>> No.21795824
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Enjoy this made for the anniversary of darkstalkers

>> No.21795830
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76014461

>> No.21795833

>>21795741
Not even with the Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath?
What kind of audience would I get?

>> No.21795839

>>21795822
Absolutely. I bet it would feel really nice for the Pharaoh to walk on my back. Maybe she'll even lay down on top of me like a lounge chair.
>>21795809
A Pharaoh who is too lewd for an Apophis? The Apophis venom just makes the Pharaoh mad with lust, and she assaults the Apophis to drain her venom until the poor snek is defeated.

>> No.21795844

>>21795692
I just avoid the cold places.
I get cold under 70F, so I'd probably prefer a desert region.

>> No.21795851

>>21795809
Get's her and her husband lewd a grapesnake

>> No.21795853

>>21795811
Yeah but Eros really doesn't like love being abuses anon. Why do you think she has a literal personal army of cupids armed with both love arrows and anti-love arrows on staff? Just because she's the goddess of love doesn't mean she has to be nice.

>> No.21795867

>>21795839
>poor snek is defeated.
What does she do after defeat

>> No.21795868

>>21795853
Will Eros protect me from smoke hobos and scary musclegirls?

>> No.21795887

>>21795868
Only if you join her covenant anon.

>> No.21795892

>>21795868
Yes, by sending you lovey muscle girls to protect you.

>> No.21795896

>>21795867
Well at that point you have to refuel the Apophis with Mamano mana, and punish the Pharaoh.

>> No.21795901

>>21795887
Of course!
I want to spread the word of love and the blessing of soulmates!
The world would be better if Eros had the Chief God's position.

>> No.21795904

I want to hug smoke

>> No.21795919
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21795919

>Yes, this is the mofu addiction hotline. How can we help you?

>> No.21795925

>>21795919
Can you send me your cutest rata representative?

>> No.21795927

>>21795919
Yes, 2 Super Mofu Deluxes, the haggiest the better Is haggiest a word?

>> No.21795931

>>21795892
As long as the muscular guardians are platonic towards me while protecting me, possibly helping me find love.

>> No.21795968

>>21795703
I admire unfettered ambition with the will to act upon it. Good girls can't satisfy me.

>> No.21795969

>>21795919
I don't want you to send more tail I want you to send me a therapist so I can get over my addiction

>> No.21795972

How about Super buff, Super Silent, Super Serious, but still kinda dumb zombie?

>> No.21795980

>>21795892
What muscle girls serve Eros? They sound lovely.

>> No.21795982

>>21795969
I don't want to stop being addicted, I just want a cute rata to be addicted to.

>> No.21795987

>>21795980
Higher level Houris.

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>>21795703

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What is happening here?

>> No.21796021

>>21796010
Looks like she's filling his mind with fuck.

>> No.21796025

>>21796010
Possession

>> No.21796036

>>21795439
Very nice stuff anon.

>> No.21796042

>>21796010
She's showing him her fantasies about him.

>> No.21796048

>>21795209
I dont get it

>> No.21796083

>>21796010
Unfortunately for the ghost, that man is incapable of understand what sex is.

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